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No. 2030872

Random Questions Round III.

ITT: Ask your fellow anons questions and hear their replies.

Examples:
>What's your favorite fruit?
The anon below will reply with,
>Raspberries!
Or
>Who was your rolemodel growing up?
>The artist behind Kikomi
Or
>What's your favourite TV show?
>Seinfeld!

Please follow all the /ot/ board rules. Have fun!

Previous Threads:
#1 >>>/ot/854869
#2 >>>/ot/1581752

& some sample questions to start the thread off:
>What's your favourite film and why?
>What was your favourite place to vacation?
>If the world was ending, what would be your gameplan?

No. 2030931

Whats your favorite color? Mines yellow

No. 2030954

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Who is this and why is she immortalized into a banner?

No. 2030955

>>2030931
hot pink babyyyy

No. 2030963

>>2030931
Yellow too! I love it.

No. 2031014

>>2030931
The girl who's reading this

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No. 2031052

>>2030954
Kaitlyn Tiffany from the Atlantic. Investigative journalist that uncovered the ugly truth of the femcel community lolcor.

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No. 2036948

If a woman watches Varg's wife's videos and thinks she's cool, is it sensible to think that the woman is retarded?

No. 2036950

>>2030931
I love deep blue I always have

No. 2036958

How many more years do you think this place has left in it?

No. 2036963

How much do you save per month?

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No. 2036979

>>2030931
As a child I proposed ‘we’ removed green from the world’s colour palette because I believed it would make the least difference. I later realised my eyes are green so it became my favourite colour instead

No. 2036981

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What's your dream outfit/wardrobe?
I wish I could have a neat wardrobe that has a cozy color palette, or something more like pic related.

No. 2036997

>>2036981
I dress entirely in "men's business casual". Identical black dress pants and various button up shirts.
inb4 scrotefoil

No. 2041691

What are your favourite given names? What are your least favourite?

No. 2041697

>>2036981
bunch of cool hawaiian tshirts and a bass pro shop cap

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No. 2041705

>>2036981
It's cringe but if we could all where whatever we wanted without judgement or anything, I'd dress exclusively in overly-long robes or kimonos. I love clothes that drape like togas with intricate designs. It feels so nice when the clothes completely envelop you and feel adrift in the fabric.

No. 2041797

>>2036997
Sounds stylish. I need to get a pair of black pants that fit my scrawny ass frame.

No. 2041807

How often do you visit the doctor?

No. 2041832

>>2041807
Not since around 2019.
I'm healthy as long as I don't ask.

No. 2041837

>>2041807
Once every 6 months.

No. 2042287

>>2041807
At this point almost every month or every 2 months, I'm diabetic and I'm also constantly sick because of the flu. I hate this.

No. 2042445

>>2041807
Last time was 2009 which I guess counts as never

No. 2042674

>>2041807
Last time was over 20 years ago, so never.

No. 2042793

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Nonas, if you had to pick 6 numbers between 1 and 45, what would they be? I'm playing lottery and I'll give half my winnings to LC to secure a state of the art anti-scrote system to keep them out if I win.

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No. 2042809

>>2042807
Okay that's one… Thanks…

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No. 2046463

How often do you get asked out? I always hear how easy it is for women to find somebody but I'm lucky if someone is interested in me once a year kek.

No. 2046488

>>2046463
i got asked out 2x irl in my life and I'm mostly a homebody aside from the gym and rock climbing. Its not really a bad thing though as most people ask each other out online nowadays so you have to have an established messaging history instead of a random stranger being pushy.

No. 2046502

>>2046463
I’m a recluse so I don’t get asked out that often. It probably happens like 4 times a year on the rare occasion I’m forced to sit next to men in class or I’m passing by a social event.

No. 2046503

>>2046463
I've only been formally asked out once and now I'm married to him kek

No. 2048726

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So if you got targeted for a literal witch hunt, what would it be for and what would be your execution?

No. 2048732

>>2046463
Almost never. Most of the times when that happened the guys asking me out are random guys I don't know who see me being busy outside and I tell them to fuck off (politely) because I'm busy. Most of these guys thought I was underaged when that happened, the others were creepy or annoying in other ways though. There's just one nerdy guy who did this who wasn't too ugly and acted like he wasn't raised in a barn, for once but he was obviously way younger than me. Maybe someday I'll attract a normal guy around my age who isn't bald, doesn't smoke and who is polite. I seriously doubt it.

No. 2048733

>>2048726
Divination (because tinfoiler. Not psychic, just observant). I'd probably be whisked away and executed privately, or whatever the modern equivalent of unpersoned is. I'm pathetic enough that offing me publicly would just make whoever sanctioned it look bad.

No. 2048739

>>2048733
Learn tarot with me nonna

No. 2048740

is there a shitposting thread still active?

No. 2048752


No. 2048761

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What's something you like that you know other anons on lolcow absolutely despise so you never bring it up? picrel I liked this album. I don't like her other music though kek

No. 2048767

>>2048761
I love Warhammer 40k and I've seen a lot of anons here hate it.

No. 2048780

>>2048761
I like boyfriend to death/related games but only the gatobob parts

No. 2049073

>>2048761
i always bring it up because i am not afraid of anons, i like blue archive

No. 2049074

>>2048761
military and naval history

No. 2049077

>>2049074
Based.
>b-but it's a moid thing to be interested in violence and warfare
Shut up. It's cool.

No. 2049079

>>2048761
UNHhh, the youtube show. I actually did bring it up once and mentioned Bjork is a fan as well, it was fine.

No. 2049106

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So if the mods play favorites, how can you tell if you're a favorite or disliked?

No. 2049115

Anons with dogs, does your dog like swimming?

No. 2049116

>>2049106
>if you're a favorite
you get away with infighting or other rule breaking shit, or the mods undo your ban
>or disliked?
if you get banned for shit that doesn't break the rules, if a mod "accidentally" reveals your IP

No. 2049118

>>2048761
portals had me in a chokehold i don't know why but i loved it so much. i do like some of her other songs too i'm sorry

No. 2049124

>>2049115
Not really, he likes to play in the mud and walk inside big puddles, he gets tiny little mud ''shoes'' or ''boots'' when he comes out of them depending on how deep they were

No. 2049133

>>2049115
My dog is terrified of water.

No. 2049148

>>2049115
1 doesn't, 1 likes it and will happily go into the water if you throw a stick in and 1 will throw himself in the water because he loves it so much

No. 2049163

>>2049074
>>2049077
NTA but same, and what makes it even worse with me is that i also like cutesy kawaii art of military men, and cutesy art of things that are actually serious in general. but not all the time

No. 2049414

For any anons that have worked in a hiring capacity before, what are some of the highlights of the worst resumes you've ever received? Mine was this 21 year old with no work experience but "management experience" with his high school clubs and for references all that was written was "Mr. Smith" with no indication of who that was or any contact info kek.

No. 2049803

>>2049414
Not in a hiring but I saw a resume at my previous job where the guy was wearing one of those joke fake glasses with nerdy frames and the big mustache on his pic. It was a retail job that didn't require experience but we weren't a circus either.

No. 2050790

Do you think (certain?) robots should get rights once AI gets far enough?

No. 2050792

does anyone know

No. 2050794

>>2050792
no. we don't.

No. 2050797

>>2050790
NO NO NO NO!

No. 2050801

>>2048761
i unironically enjoy pyrocynical's content.

No. 2050834

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When you go on LC, do you typically feel more or less "normie" compared to other anons?

No. 2050836

>>2050834
de/g/ens makes me feel like a massive normie

No. 2050843

>>2050834
I fall pretty squarely into the "weird bitch" category but some nonnas here manage to make even me look well adjusted, kek

No. 2050845

>>2050834
I generally feel like im similar to post anons ie a tad autismo but generally functional. whenever i take a look at/g/ u feel like a giant autist thoughbecause i feel i have nothing in common with anything they post in there. i know this makes me sounds nlog but i just can't relate to any of it.

No. 2051135

>>2050834
Depends, I feel like a weirdo compared to the Nigel-havers but compared to the hikineets I'm a turbo normie.

No. 2051236

>>2050834
Same as >>2051135 I feel like I'm right in the middle.

No. 2051353

>>2050834
Im sick Im a weirdo

No. 2051491

>>2050834
How does Jane's hair look in real life?

No. 2051702

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>>2051491
i always imagined it as picrel but black

No. 2051710

>>2050834
I am a little weird irl but this website makes me feel extremely normal

No. 2052670

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How much are you willing and capable to forgive in all kinds of relationships?
I sometimes encounter people that are pretty accepting/understanding of aggressive behavior and angry outbursts. I'm not talking about physical fights but sometimes it's close to it (like throwing things at each other). Saying rude/hurtful shit in the heat of the moment and then forgive and forget is also completely normal for some people. It sometimes makes me wonder if I'm too rigid and resentful because I can't really forgive such things. One rude word and the relationship is ruined for me because to me it's an ultimate sign of disrespect regardless of a person's emotional state at the moment and his/her idiosyncrasies. I also won't take annoyed/angry tone directed at me when I'm not even the reason of these emotions. But then again, I know people that can take it lightly… and it's probably more humane? Or a sign of real closeness/love?
So I wonder how temperamental you are and what level or kind of aggression is acceptable to you, i.e. what things you can actually forgive? And how long it may take you to forgive certain things?

No. 2052720

>>2052670
It's complicated and depends on the person. I'm quick to forgive people IF they apologize because I understand that no one is flawless. However, I hold grudges and do not forget when someone has betrayed me. I haven't spoken to some former friends for years over their shitty behavior. For example, my college roommate and close friend got pissy when I had a slutty summer. I'm not sure why this bothered her so much, but she called me one day to bitch me out and shame me for sleeping around. Mind you, I just got out of a long term relationship and was exploring my sexuality for the first time. I was crying on the phone while she just went on and on yelling at me. She said some pretty fucked up things about my past with sexual assault and that's when I put my foot down. It's the last I've talked to her. She even had the audacity to tell our mutual friend that SHE would forgive ME if I apologized. I just laughed at that. Like no fucking way.
That being said, I don't see rude tones or comments from people I trust and love as being a line in the sand for me as long as they are able to reflect and apologize later, though I see why you would be different than that. You seem to have a lot of self-respect and that's admirable. It's all about context and your own boundaries. Learning to forgive people can be freeing. But not everyone deserves that grace.

No. 2052771

>>2050834
I am very normal when anons talk about their husbandos or yaoi 24/7, even though I like fictional men and am a fujo. Not normal at all when they talk about their real living and breathing husbands and children and actual jobs or college. I guess even if you're weird there is always someone weirder and they can usually be found on /g/ or the fujo thread kek

No. 2052773

>>2050834
I’m pretty normal irl, have a social life, job, work out, date around, but I feel like I’m pretty weird on here kek. I’ve posted about my husbando on /g/, for example. I’ve gotten called autistic on here multiple times despite not actually being autistic. But irl my friends don’t even know that I’m weirdly obsessed with a fictional anime man, that I’m a fujo, or even that I’m a crypto ~terf~. I would never mention it to them. I use this site to unleash my weirdness so that I can go about my daily life in normie mode

No. 2052775

>>2052771
I bet a lot of anons are secretly SWers and just don’t announce it or talk about their exploits in that world, the closest we get to that would be the unhinged low level SWs showing their lava rocks and titties to us when we accuse them of being moids because they eat ass in Shayna threads

No. 2052835

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What's this ghost thing? I've seen it with this text and with a cute little song.

No. 2052879

>>2052835
its exactly what it looks like there's no further context.

No. 2052883

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No. 2052887

>>2052883
kekkk. I do wish I knew who made it. it's probably from some early 2000s webgraphics site

No. 2052891

>>2052879
>>2052883
A bit underwhelming but thats just how it is sometimes I guess.

Btw does anyone know the song that plays with it?

No. 2052893

>>2052835
It's an old cow who got her post history revealed with the image being used as mark for their posts. No idea why the other anon is lying.
>>>/pt/368493

No. 2052900

>>2052893
I wasn't lying. the internet is bigger than lolcow, that image is far older than this site or that cow.

No. 2052917

>>2052893
its from something awful

No. 2052923

Best ambient sounds to listen and enhance focus while working on my puter?

No. 2053934

Who else doesn't have any insecurities regarding their appearance here?

No. 2053952

>>2052891
supposedly it's "Happy H. Christmas" by DRAX. unless you mean the minor key version from tumblr (you can find that by searching "it is a mystery in minor key")

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No. 2053962

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>>2053955
>A Silly Playlist For Silly People

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No. 2053976

>>2053966
Okay, this one is very good but I don't think it will help me focus kek

No. 2053988

Do you feel guilty about throwing away old gifts? Should you feel guilty about it? I have some things I haven't used once but I can't bear to throw them away because someone gave it to me but it takes up so much space. Thinking old just having an 'old gifts' drawer, it's not functional but I just feel really bad throwing them out like it's nothing when someone took the time and effort to get it for me.

No. 2054021

>>2053988
Never, but I wouldn't throw the things away. Just donate to a charity or give to friends. Take a pic if it hold sentimental value

No. 2054027

>>2053988
I used to, but now it depends on what it is and who it is from.

No. 2055587

It's the middle of August and the heat and humidity are fighting for dominance on the lone stretch of highway that you've been driving across for the past 14 hours. You're hungry and tired from the long drive, and you've got that gross feeling that comes from being in a car too long. You need to replenish your stamina and eat something. You pull off the highway to get something to eat and fill up the gas tank. What fast food place are you stopping into, and what are you getting?

No. 2055610

>>2055587
I'm going to bucees. XXL iced tea/diet coke for 89c, pulled pork sandwich and some roasted nuts. if I am outside of texas (god forbid) chik fil a is the next best choice

No. 2055618

>>2055587
Mcnuggies and a vanilla shake from McDonalds

No. 2055619

>>2055587
Culver's. Need to get me some deep fried cheese curds.

No. 2055628

>>2055587
If it's in a town that has an old-fashioned soda fountain I will hightail it over there and get a rootbeer float

No. 2055674

What hobbies do you have? I draw and make Youtube videos.

No. 2055751

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what leather polish do you guys prefer? i typically use whatever cheap kiwi shit i can find in stores for my doc martens but i'm considering investing in better quality polish.

No. 2055786

When your accused of an academic integrity violation, what will happen next? This is my first offense but the my advisor has zero tolerance for misconduct. I feel like I might be screwed.

No. 2055791

>>2055674
I watch a lot of youtube videos and more ocassionally I read. What kind of youtube videos do you make?

No. 2059618

Do you have a personal Mandela effect? For me it's a random detail from Toy Story 2, I misremembered a bag filled with golf accessories but it's actually cameras.

No. 2059629

>>2055751
Finally my time to shine! I use saphir and keep the same shade of leather belts, shoes, bags to minimize buying multiple colors.

No. 2060692

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Have you ever met a celebrity/influencer? How were they? I met Brian Tee from Fast and Furious Tokyo; he was polite. I have a few other anecdotes, but they're from my cousin, not me. pic rel is unrelated

No. 2060703

>>2060692
Stefan Sagmeister, he was more annoying than I was expecting. Your post made me remeber his face and it reignited my hatred for him.

No. 2060711

>>2060692
Yup. Many a time (I grew up in LA kek). Some were pleasant, some I wanted to slap in the mouth, and some were downright cool.

No. 2060715

>>2060711
Samefagging but my dad met a LOT of celebs when he worked at some trendy restaurants back in the 80s and 90s. He recently told me a story about how when I was in pre-k, I'd gone to a pool party hosted by one of my best friends. All of us kids were goofing around in the pool while the parents chatted and mingled. One of the guests was this guy who was dating my best friend's mom at the time. He was standing around with some other people, and my dad had apparently wanted to go up and talk to him but he was too shy/nervous to. I didn't remember this guy at all. Then my dad told me he'd written the screenplay for Chinatown.

No. 2060720

>>2060703
Tbh I had to google him because I had no idea who he was. He looks like an asshole.

>>2060711
>>2060715
Wow, your dad must have quite a lot of interesting stories. Casually hanging out with the guy who wrote the screenplay for Chinatown sounds cool.

No. 2060751

>>2060711
can you list which ones fell into each category?

No. 2067674

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Repost on right thread.
You have to fight the characters of the artist's/autist's latest art that you saved, how fucked are you?
I will be fine as long as I go for the neck.

No. 2067769

>>2067674
How would you respond to his aerial attacks? I assume his huge ears give him similar powers as Dumbo the elephant.

No. 2067772

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>>2067674
i am fucked how am i supposed to beat this shit

No. 2067774

>>2067772
Can you stop posting this gross picture or at least spoiler it?

No. 2067780

>>2067774
it doesnt even have nudity

No. 2067812

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>>2067674
i'll sex him

No. 2067814

>>2067769
Oh fuck, I guess I will have to throw rocks at it.

No. 2067815

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>>2067674
Beating it with a stick

No. 2067829

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>>2067812
basically like this
>>2067815
take it to the vet to put it down

No. 2067958

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anyone going to any good cons this summer? im going to my first BIG one since anime boston 2015 so im hype!

No. 2068382

how would you describe yourself in one word?

No. 2068385

>>2068382
pensive

No. 2068391

>>2068382
Jubilant

No. 2068395

>>2068382
neurotic

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No. 2068416

>>2068382
Damaged

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No. 2071062

Do you change out of the clothes you slept in when you spend all day at home?

No. 2071098

>>2071062
Most of the time, yeah. I wear pajamas to bed most nights and so I'll change into lounge wear. It feels like I'm not a total lazy slob lol. The only exception is when I wear a t-shirt and underwear to bed, then I'll sometimes just put on sweatpants or leggings and keep the tee on.

No. 2071124

>>2071062
Most times I change my clothes every day, I just feel weird whenever I shower and put on dirty clothes. But I think everyone has those lazy days sometimes where they can't be bothered.

No. 2071139

>>2071062
Yes. I don't feel productive in my pajamas and I don't want to be in pajamas in case someone shows up unexpected anyway.

No. 2071151

>>2030872
Completely depends on whether I’m showering or not. Regardless of where I’ve been I just change clothes every time I shower.

No. 2075089

what are your favourite chips? i'm on a pringles kick right now, has to be original though. i could devour an entire can in a sitting

No. 2075108

>>2075089
Pringles used to be my fave until they changed the formula like a decade ago. A can wouldn't last two hours in our household back then, but nowadays it lasts a week at least lol. I like the cheapest no-name kind of any store now. This, along with the cheapest no-name kind of iced tea tastes like a nostalgia bomb lol.

No. 2075113

>>2075089
boulder brand avocado oil malt vinegar and sea salt. god tier.

No. 2075125

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>>2075089
Flamin hot Cheetos and Limon lays. Can kill a party size bag in two days. I fucking love spicy and tangy chips.

No. 2075144

>>2075089
Cheese and onion pringles seem underrated because people usually go for sour cream instead. Both make you stink after though

No. 2075174

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Do you think she's actually ever seen a pussy in real life that's not her own or is she the lesbian masterdoc come to life?

No. 2075183

>>2075174
I can't imagine spending time of my day speculating whether or not someone is a lesbian. If she likes pussy good for her if not good for her. It doesn't matter much.

No. 2075185

>>2053952
Ayrt it was this one, thank you!

No. 2075189

>>2075183
I didn't need your sloppy input I just wanted an answer, so half-thank you for that…

No. 2075191

>>2075189
Actually I rescind my half-thanks you didn't even answer the question. Bitch.

No. 2075194

>>2075183
Are you fucking lost?

No. 2075195

>>2075089
Lime Doritos but they stopped selling them here. I think about them a lot…

No. 2075205

>>2075174
Is this Kenna? I thought she calls herself asexual.

No. 2075212

>>2075205
I think that's chappel roan. You mean Simply Kenna? Idk why but that made me chuckle

No. 2081377

How important are reaction images and memes to you? Do you save good ones that you use frequently on your device? How long do you spend looking for that perfect image or gif that perfectly matches the situation you're responding to?

No. 2081492

>>2081377
I have never used a reaction image in all my years of using image boards.

No. 2084680

Has anyone else ever developed an allergy to something later in life?

I was never allergic to cats, but when I turned 18 suddenly whenever my cat was nearby I'd get itchy eyes and hives. Now I have to take an allergy pill once a day but it's worth it for my kitty.

No. 2084823

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>>2084680
A lot of allergies can worsen over time due to repeated exposure, including cat allergies. I would go to an allergist and see if you're eligible for allergy shots. Also get air filters and keep your cats away from your bedroom.
I've had all my allergies for as long as I remember (including cats, sadly), but they've worsened over time. I have some friends who developed food allergies at late 20s+, which sucks. One of them became extremely allergic to onions which is way, way more debilitating than you'd expect.

No. 2085134

I've seen a lot of anons who love jodi and aileen. What are thoughts on michelle carter? Is she also based? for those who don't know she convinced her boyfriend to kill himself and went to jail for it.

No. 2085149

>>2084680
Feed your cat the new food that makes them shed less allergens. What they do is raise chickens around cats, those chickens lay eggs, they then add those eggs to cat food, and it makes the cats shed less allergens.

No. 2085179

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You have unlimited money for 24 hours. After the 24 hours, the money vanishes but everything you bought with it stays. What do you do?

No. 2085181

>>2085179
I buy all the gold in the world

No. 2085184

>>2046463
twice in the last 30 days. both were random creeps though, complete strangers, one was at a bus stop asking if I was married or had a boyfriend and if he could have my number, one was technically sexual harassment (putting his hands on me, trying to get me to leave the bar with him immediately after introducing himself) I hard rejected them both

No. 2085185

>>2085179
I'd just end world hunger in a day then, pay off housing for every human on earth and donate a shit ton to animal rescue and research. If I was a billionaire in real life it would only be for a short period when I decide were to put it all.

No. 2085199

>>2085179
Probably buy LVMH

No. 2085264

>>2085179
cash out a million, then spend the rest of the day ordering crap on amazon

No. 2085423

Not doomposting, just curious. If lolcow were to close, what would you do? Where would you go, how would you spend your online time after the fact?

No. 2085526

>>2085423
probably would just give up on the internet forever ngl.

No. 2089356

>>2085423
I don't use facebook, instagram, tiktok, etc. Just lolcow, so if it were to close I'd be heartbroken kek. I'd give up on the internet too, like the anon above

No. 2090122

File: 1720992900807.png (1.03 MB, 596x1280, 1693450618230.png)

This guys at your house, what do you do?

No. 2090125

>>2090122
Kill myself.

No. 2090135

>>2090125
That's a fake gun because you can tell you couldn't hold a real gun by the state of his body. He's not even holding it right. You could easily rake him. His sight is impared from the fetish mask anyway. You could kick him in the groin and stomp on his chest using your whole body weight to disable him, then grab the fake gun and start beating him with it. Try to kick his groin as many time as you can with a lot of strength, then phone the police right away and tell them there's an active shooter and they need to come armed. Keep beating the freak until they come and hopefully put him down for good.

No. 2090140

>>2090135
I was going to say he looks pudgy and ill-prepared kek. Sure he has tard moid strength but that's what guns and brains are for.

No. 2090146

>>2090122
I'd kink shame.

No. 2090168

>>2090122
I'd lead him into my bathroom, shut the door and gas him while I call the police.

No. 2090196

why do random tards I don't even know well keep dumping their political opinions on me when we talk

No. 2091780

Top 5 favorite bands/artists? For me it's :
1. Magma
2. Elend
3. Blind Guardian
4. Schammasch
5. BMSS

No. 2091785

>>2091780
This is a current list and subject to change based on who's discography I'm least likely to skip on my current rotation which is more than 5 bands/artists
1) Michael Jackson
2) NoFX
3) Kanye West
4) Marina
5) Demi Lovato

No. 2091808

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>>2091780
1. Bjork
2. Hole
3. Azealia Banks
4. Jack off Jill
5. Grimeth

No. 2093090

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Have you ever read something about yourself online that the poster didn't intend for you to see (like here or on reddit, for example)?

No. 2093114

>>2093090
my ex talked about me and our relationship on reddit

No. 2093116

>>2093114
Mine too. Complained about me not being as affectionate or wanting to phone sex as much in our online relationship. Left out the fact that he would only phone sex if he could roleplay as a shota and me as his mom and I told him it was gross and I wouldn't do it anymore. Also posted my dog on reddit for karma despite hating my dog and being jealous of him

No. 2093136

>>2093090
no, actually.

No. 2094255

Date a redditor, channer or kiwifarmer? Can't kill anyone, not even yourself.

No. 2094260

>>2093114
>>2093116
Did they know you knew their username? If so thats so passive aggressive and shitty

No. 2094262

>>2094255
Normie redditor that just browses the soccer sub or something. However, if they’re all autists, probably the kiwiscrote

No. 2094275

>>2094255
You didn't specify the sex of the permanently online loser so I would date a kiwifarmer woman, I can fix her, then I can just be great friends with her.

No. 2094278

>>2094255
when I was younger I would have said channer because it would have been easy for me to figure him out based on his preferred boards or whatever but I'm a little out of touch with all that now so I guess these days I'd have to go with a normie redditor so I could look at his comment/post history. no kiwiscrote under any circumstances.

No. 2096842

What’s your favorite machine to think about and discuss

No. 2099185

File: 1721612186173.jpg (1.56 MB, 1842x1382, Typical_instant_noodles_(1).jp…)

Do you drink or toss the broth of instant ramen?

No. 2099194

>>2099185
Drink, wtf are you silly?

No. 2099196

>>2099185
I make it nice and thick and drink it

No. 2099388

>>2099185
I don't make a broth, I pour out most of the water and then put in the seasoning

No. 2099393

>>2099185
Depends on my mood.

No. 2099398

>>2099185
I save leftover broth to make something else. I dislike wasting food.

No. 2106501

GNC anons, what's that one stereotypically girly thing you like? I really enjoy watching nail art videos but I never do my own nails because I suck at it and they break very easily.

No. 2106514

>>2106501
Scrapbooking.
I can't be assed to do it physically though so I keep it digital.
I also like watching people do nail art but it's too much work and also long nails skeeve me out.

No. 2106517

>>2106501
fashion, male fashion though

No. 2106995

File: 1722058451421.jpg (281.37 KB, 800x1000, flirykt823401.jpg)

What's your favorite Ghibli movie?

No. 2107002

>>2106995
Princess Mononoke

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No. 2107040

>>2106995
Spirited Away.

No. 2107140

>>2106501
Flowers and embroidery.

No. 2107290

>>2106995
A tie between Howl's Moving Castle and The Cat Returns.

No. 2107293

>>2106995
Princess Mononoke.

No. 2107311

What do you do after massive sugar binge? I did it three days in a row. So much sugar both food and drinks. What do i do now to make sure my heart doesn't fucking fail?

No. 2107368

>>2107311
Personally I spend half a day off on the stationary bike and lose myself in some vidya to get all the extra energy out, then eat something rich in the nutrients I missed out on. Just go back to a regular diet and you'll be fine. Get some energy out with low-stress exercises, and then eat something high in protein, fat, and fiber with some carbs so you feel satiated and energized without sugar highs and crashes. Try to limit future binges to one day instead of three.

No. 2107520

Am I a bitch for letting a Vinted seller know that the dress she sent me STANK of quadruple-strength BO

No. 2107782

>>2107520
No i think that’s important to know. Maybe they’ll wash it better next time.

No. 2107784

>>2106501
I like to pick wild flowers and make tea out of them. Smells so good and tastes so fresh!

No. 2108217

favorite sex position?

No. 2108219

>>2107311
lots of water, and less sugar, replace it with some fish eggs maybe

No. 2108222

>>2106501
Obsessing over cute animals.

No. 2108250

>>2106995
that one with the tanukis with huge balls, made me laugh harder than any comedy i have ever seen

No. 2108314

>>2108217
Cowgirl bc I belong on top.

No. 2108578

File: 1722168345451.png (216.39 KB, 828x1792, IMG_3033.png)

>>2107782
>>2107782
She KICKED OFF

No. 2108580

>>2108578
>The photo I posted clearly shows nothing like that

Because BO and smells can clearly be photographed, what is this retard smoking

No. 2108583

Samefag but
>>2108578
I will take this to small claims courts. I have evidence
Evidence that you don't stank of BO? I had to soak this fucking dress OVERNIGHT in a mixture of dish soap, laundry detergent, and vanilla extract because washing it in the machine TWICE didn't remove the stench of this woman's extreme BO. See a fucking doctor.

No. 2108587

>>2108578
I don't think she understands what you're saying…

No. 2108590

>>2108587
What is unclear about my message? I said it smells of body odor.

No. 2109871

For anons that have had their IQ reliably tested: what was your score?

No. 2109881

>>2108578
Is she ESL? She keeps typing "leek", she may have thought you're saying the dress is leaking something.

No. 2109887

>>2109871
140 but that was 20 years ago when I was not addicted to screens, it's probably much lower now.

No. 2111538

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If they were lolcow posters, what boards would they frequent and who would be more annoying about their Nigels?

No. 2111549

Is discrimination good or bad thing?

No. 2111552

>>2111538
They would both browse /w/ and Minnie would be a pickme for Michael Rodent.

No. 2111554

>>2111538
Minnie is the type of poster who would fit in but then vent about her Nigel mistreating her and we'd all dunk on her while she doesn't respond. Daisy is an obnoxious /g/ poster who can't stop posting about her Nigel and how horny she is for him.

No. 2114299

File: 1722464551335.jpeg (54.88 KB, 488x488, GUEST_c0d5dafb-14db-4ab1-906a-…)

What's your favorite hot chip?

No. 2114303

>>2114299
Hot cheetos with lemon tbh.

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No. 2114395

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>>2114299
Sweet potato chips. Not a fan of crisps

No. 2114400

>>2114395
Stop speaking in stupid Engaland talk what the hell are friggen "crisps" shoo get out of here

No. 2114404

File: 1722469798427.jpg (112.96 KB, 1080x793, 20240731_145505.jpg)

>>2114400
I'm not a bing bong!

No. 2121572

You are forced to date a cow for a month. Who do you choose? cow can be from either here or kiwifarms

No. 2121578

>>2121572
a rich one

No. 2121579

>>2121572
Do I have to kiss and fuck them and stuff? If so, anyone who has decent hygiene. As far as I can remember, most of the /w/ cows aren't absolutely filthy besides a few. Maybe Taylor?

No. 2121582

>>2121579
Really just depends on the cow ig. If you choose one who's a loser push over maybe you can get them to not kiss or touch you

No. 2121584

>>2114400
the difference between British chips and American fries is the fact chips look stogey (whatever the fuck that means) no matter what. so yeah those are fries.

No. 2121634

>>2121572
Taylor R because she is clean and bathes.

No. 2121702

>>2121634
The question was about cows not random successful women that weebs hate on and call cows out of insecure jealousy.

No. 2121719

How do you properly handle finding pornography in a young teenager's search history, do you just talk to them or leave them be? Using my little brother's laptop for uni and found it, I'm not telling my mom or their dad because they'll just ridicule him like they did with me and I don't want him to feel shame for his preferences or become a porn addicted moid. While I'm not of same sex I have struggled with hypersexuality and porn addiction, it's awful. Should I just not worry so much? Should have this have gone in Stupid Questions instead? I am so unsure. I'm just not a parent

No. 2121780

>>2121719
It would depend on your goal if you want to have a conversation with him about it. Have you tried checking parenting forums and seeing what other people said? Even subreddits have the occasional sane voice of reason sometimes

No. 2122288

File: 1722858048072.png (968.05 KB, 980x686, 12.png)

Which nail shape do you think looks nicer?

No. 2122290

>>2122288
I'm in an almond phase right now, but for those pics I actually like the tapered square more. I can never get mine to look like that.

No. 2122291

File: 1722858430707.jpeg (67.08 KB, 1242x414, 70369193-9FD4-4E8A-8911-034E41…)

What cow is this?

No. 2122292

>>2122290
I've been in an almond phase for the longest and I wanted to try something new this time. I don't trust a nail tech to nail that shape (and also one refused to do my nails that shape?!) so I'd definitely be doing them myself. Everyone I've asked said they're outdated, though…
>>2122291
That's Doja Cat in her "Moo!" video

No. 2122296

>>2122292
Ayrt, holy shit she looks so different.

No. 2122335

>>2122292
Outdated? They're a classic. Mine are like that right now kek

No. 2122340

>>2121584
America's soft power is insane. I call chips 'fries' sometimes by accident. If they're the fatter ones I call them chips definitely, but I end up calling the skinny ones fries kek

No. 2122347

>>2122288
Almond forever, I really hate square/rounded square nails because they break so easily, they're just not practical at all to me, specially because by the end of the first week my nails are getting caught on everything, especially my hair, and it makes me cringe.

No. 2123116

My usual summer job just ended, but I have 6 weeks before my new university starts. I need temporary work, but I don't know what my best option is. Do I a) apply for whatever hospitality/retail job and tell them I'll be leaving in advance, b) apply to whatever and NOT tell them, or c) try to find odd jobs on Nextdoor in my neighborhood? I'm just worried I won't find steady work if people know I'm leaving. I'm trying to think of other seasonal jobs that might lose their student summer help right now, but that still need workers for September. Pools/beaches? Parks?

No. 2123270

>>2123116
DO NOT TELL THEM JACK SHIT DO NOT. They're never going to consider you if you even hint at considering retirement one day, let alone explaining that you're going to leave soon. You have a good chance of being ghosted or fired before you have to leave anyway. If all goes well, put in your 2 weeks notice and leave.

No. 2123587

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What's your favourite picture of a cow? The picture that's just the absolute worst of them and that makes you laugh at them. For me, it's this one of Jill. Whenever I see it I laugh.

No. 2123702

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>>2123587
Very mild but the random selfie combined with the caption made me burst out laughing the first time I saw it.

No. 2123742

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>>2123587
This made me laugh the first time I saw it and still does

No. 2123772

>>2123742
This eldritch horror of a man ohh my godddt

No. 2123831

>>2123742
Why the long face?

No. 2123878

>>2123742
Average transbian/bihet girl couple.

No. 2124799

Are there any husbandofags out there? Can you give me some ways that I can use my husbando to motivate me to clean my house

No. 2124806

Is it weird to go to a lesbian bar by myself? I have no friends.

No. 2124808

>>2124806
not at all. it's actually a great way to meet a partner if that's something you're interested in.

No. 2124810

>>2124806
Yes a lot of people think that's weird and you might get strange looks (speaking from experience) but you can't let that stop you from living your life anon

No. 2124811

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>>2124799
Make him your husbando and you will feel energized and compelled to clean to make him proud.
>>2124806
Do they usually host a singles night?

No. 2124817

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>>2124811
I can feel this working… What have you done?

No. 2124823

what would you do if you were doxxed?or better yet how will you make yourself undoxxable without leaving the internet?

No. 2124838

>>2124823
Never post your real name on the internet ever, nor your address, nor any photos of you, nor any other identifiable information. Your virtual persona should look nothing like your real self, and it should possess very few of the same qualities. My digital persona lives 2 states away, has a different name, a different family background, a different job, etc.. The trick is to make it the false self reflective of the true self. Like, for example if you work at a Target, whenever you mention your job online you'd say Walmart instead. Same basic idea of a job, but now there's an extra level of unknown. Always make sure you use a VPN, and make sure you have at least 3 different email addresses (one for your professional career and family, one for your social media profiles and general internet life, and another one for any other thing you need to use your email for, for me that's my e-commerce.

The internet was a lot different ages ago because more people valued anonymity, because before social media took off acting retarded and shallow didn't get you likes or followers, it got you a cult hate-following and dedicated threads on gossip sites. A lot of the OG cows original sin was being too open about who they were online and not practicing proper internet safety etiquette.

If you get things shipped to you, either by friends or by e-commerce websites, get it held at the nearest post-office or held at a PO box in the city over and register it under an alias (this is possible, just let the post office clerk know that you use an alias for safety reasons).

If you follow these safety guidelines, you won't have to worry about being doxxed in a meaningful way. In the 18 years I've been using the internet, I've posted a photo of my face all of 4 times. And those 4 times are some of the biggest regrets of my life, but when you're a teenager you're not thinking about consequences. Just always remember, nobody on the internet should ever know what you look like, where you live, where you work, what education you have, what your family is like, etc., there should be a total disconnect between yourself and how you portray yourself online. Remember to assume all others are doing the same.

No. 2124843

>>2124823
Delete your face from social media and make sure you never post pictures of yourself or of places you frequent in real life.
Maybe post your eyes or yourself with a facemask if you really, really need to show your face somehow, post pictures of places you were at at some point but never the same exact day you were out.
But also don't ever post stuff like "I went to place at city this week" then next week be like "I went to place at same city as last week" because that means you live at least close by.
If you film yourself or take pictures of yourself, say talking with someone via a camera or the sorts, don't point at windows in your house that could tell others where you live, don't show any important parts of your room (like special furniture, paintings, pictures, decorations) because then some nosy fucker will be like "emergherd you're anon from high-school who lives here and there!!!"
Yes, I'm freaky paranoid.

No. 2124873

>>2124843
>Maybe post your eyes
Don't do this. A person's eyes are usually one of the most recognizable thing about them.

No. 2125077

>>2124823
I've been doxed and it was horrible. I accidentally posted an unredacted photo of my grandmas memorial in a space I trusted and these two stalkers of mine involved in some dumbass online drama got ahold of that, sent false accusations at my local police who were completely baffled because I have no criminal history whatsoever, swatted me, and then the cops told me "lol but they're the stalkers, we don't believe a word they're saying, we just have to show up at your house to tell you they're darting false accusations at you" so at least there was an understanding that I wasn't the crazy one in the situation. It was just fucking asinine. I later deleted the pic of my grandmas funeral announcement but by then several people had seen it and knew her real name, therefore could Google mine as a relation

If I was doxed now, and someone attached my real identity to some of the things I've said about public figures, the gossip I know and concoct about them, I'd probably be cooked kek

No. 2126376

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What videogame theories do you have?

No. 2126379

>>2126376
video game bad

No. 2126395

>>2126376
Some wild and autistic theories that I like for differing reasons:
> The first Pokémon game takes place immediately after a devastating world war
> The golden ending of Undertale leads into Animal Crossing
> Speaking of Undertale, Chara is the narrator because it actually ties them in somewhat to the rest of the game
> Silent Hill 2, James has his wife's body in his car the whole time
> Shepherd has been brainwashed by the Reapers in ME3
> The ENTIRETY of Yume Nikki is a dream, including the ending. Her eyes are always closed because she's always asleep.

No. 2126489

>>2126376
Only FNaF ones but ever since Sister Location came out they became kind of moot, and an Isaac one that's a bit retarded but I feel like it's true
>Isaac's mother had a few miscarriages and still births before him, possibly related to her pill addiction
>She was always religious beforehand but after either praying to God or donating money to a televangelist while pregnant with Isaac and it being successful she became hyperreligious which got increasingly worse over time
>Sort of reinforced by some familiars and enemies in the game that seemingly represent the failed pregnancies, as well as the Womb chapters
>All playable characters that aren't demons or dead are Isaac dressing up as his dead brothers and sisters

No. 2129945

How often do you re-use a cup until you say it's time to wash it?

No. 2129992

>>2129945
If it's gone from my sight, it's time to wash it, because who knows whose grubby fingers touched it or who put their lips on it

No. 2130268

Nonas - Need help: Are you supposed to cuddle with your booty call? Met a guy on Tinder and first date was a Netflix and chill situation, Second date with a blowjob and cuddles (i had my period), and last night was everything but anal and then we cuddled and kissed for like 3 hours. Does this mean anything or is this just how booty calls go?

No. 2132429

to those dating scrotes, do they know what lolcow is and that you use it?

No. 2132679

do any anons have podcast recommendations/podcasts you enjoy? i'm looking for something similar to frenemies, with the shit talking aspect. i'd really try anything thats made for women though.

No. 2133043

>>2132679
there's a podcast thread on /m/

No. 2134565

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which color should i get?

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>>2134565
Neither. Don't spend your money.

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No. 2134613

>>2134596
dont listen to her go blink

No. 2134616

Blund or bruwn hair on men?

No. 2134617

>>2134616
are you rutarded

No. 2134622

>>2134617
The circular symbul duesnt wurk.

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No. 2134636

>>2134622
LOL! This post made me ROFL!!!!!!!! I can tell you're really quirky and funny IRL!!!! HAHAHA there I go again laughing!!!!

No. 2134639

>>2134636
Ur weird and unnecessary aggressive. Take a chill pill.

No. 2134650

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>>2134633
guuuthiiiiix

No. 2134767

>>2134622
How it doesn't when you just wrote 'on'?

No. 2135364

Would you date a man if he could do a split? If a potential male partner did a split in front of you, would that be a turn off?

No. 2135369

>>2135364
nah because only fags do splits

No. 2135747

File: 1723662399838.jpg (113.37 KB, 800x545, anime-Rozen maiden traumend.jp…)

Which Rozen Maiden is your favorite and why?

No. 2135864

>>2135369
This is what I was thinking to. What reason would a man have to be able to do a split unless it's to do it on another man's dick? Unless he's a gymnast, a man would only need to be flexible to do freaky positions

No. 2135869

>>2135747
My favorite in middle school was Suiseiseki because of the dumb desu meme and I loved her hair and eyes but now I prefer Hina Ichigo because she's adorable and even if she's a bit of a brat, I'd love to spoil her and have her as my doll.

No. 2135907

>>2135864
>What reason would a man have to do squats, if not to more easily sit on his collection of anal sex toys?
>Why on earth would a man ever need to run? What, so he can get home faster to jerk off to gay porn?
>Pull-ups? Sorry nonny, he's obviously training to scale ledges so he can suck his rooftop friend's dick.

No. 2135936

>>2135907
Running, squatting and pull ups are exercise so they build muscle and contribute to your overall health. What does a split contribute to your muscle growth or well-being?

No. 2135946

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No. 2136506

whats is your favorite movie soundtrack?
>hard mode
something other than sofia coppola's marie antoinette

No. 2136517

>>2135364
Doesnt that hurt the peepee

No. 2136623

Are you getting krunk tonight?

No. 2136636

>>2136623
Okay grandma let's get you back to your room

No. 2136639

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>>2136636
the young'ns don't get krunk anymore?

No. 2136640

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What creators do you think will get accused of being groomers/abusers/frauds in the future? My personal list is pyrocynical, Ruben sim, and maybe moistcritikal

No. 2136646

>>2136640
pyrocynical got accused of grooming already but got scott-free because of his rabid fanbase

No. 2136651

>>2136646
Is Pyrocynical the one that devoted his online presence to furry fart porn when his Youtube career started underperforming

No. 2136652

>>2136640
Will Neff

No. 2136655

>>2136640
Didn't pyrocynical already get accused of grooming a couple years ago? I agree on Charlie. Idk he's just… there's something not quite right there. Especially since it's seemed like his life has gone downhill since his breakup

No. 2136657

>>2136646
I'm aware, I get the feeling he'll be outed for something similar again

No. 2136658

>>2136651
hes always been a gross furfag into morbidly obese furries and farts. Nasty fuck.

No. 2136670

Do you nonnies think Gypsy Rose will continue to be an "influencer" in the future or will she have to get a real job soon?

No. 2136686

>>2136670
Realistically, what kind of jobs would hire her considering her past? I'm not sure if she's capable of building a career the way everyone else can.

No. 2136762

favourite south park movie song?

No. 2136766

>>2136640
Pewdiepie

No. 2136781

>>2136762
Kyle’s mom is a bitch

Idk it’s just really catchy.

No. 2136786

>>2136640
Just for fun, film cooper because he rides so high on his male feminist high horse, it's always the ones who yell the loudest doing the worst

No. 2136845

>>2136786
I actually just think filmcooper is just a male pickme and a little desperate for validation. I used to hate him so much but I've decided recently he is just annoying in the same way all over-eager people are. I actually don't think there will be anything about him except him threatening to kill himself if his fiance cucks him or something.

No. 2141318

When you travel back to the same place, do you use the same hotel or do you like to change?

No. 2141773

File: 1723991073386.jpg (30.45 KB, 466x433, miniprintee.jpg)

what's your experience with these mini printers?

No. 2142171

Should I start The Sopranos or Sex and The City?

No. 2142209

>>2141773
Thermal printers are essentially receipt printers. They're cute for journalling on the go, but the quality of the images that are printed can be a little hit or miss. I just switched to placing any images I wanted into a word document and printing it out at work.

No. 2142394

>>2142171
are you in a mood to get mad at women or men

No. 2142399

>>2142171
Sex and the City 100% I love retarded fictional women like Carrie Bradshaw they make me feel so much better about my life.

No. 2142574

What's the best honorific?

I think my favourite is Italian "Signora," it just sounds so pleasant.

No. 2142647

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Watching Death Becomes Her rn. What are some other women-led comedies like this?

No. 2142659

>>2142647
i like parks and rec, and the nanny

No. 2142660

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>>2142647
A true classic. Next you have to watch this

No. 2142694

>>2142660
Is that Fried Green Tomaters?

No. 2142825

I got my wisdom teeth removed 3 days ago and I’m talking with a lisp now. Has this happened to anyone else? My cheeks are swollen so maybe that’s why?

No. 2142828

>>2142825
Yeah. It’s pretty normal. It’ll pass after a few days as long as you follow the doc’s after care instructions and eat only soft foods.

No. 2144559

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If anthro animals were real, would they be on human or animal diets?

No. 2144595

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>>2144559
american diet

No. 2146135

Which fast food place makes the BEST chicken sandwich?

No. 2146160

>>2146135
It's honest Popeyes

No. 2146163

>>2146135
Popeyes, but before they redesigned the sandwich. Now, there's no good chicken sandwich. It's embarrassing for our country. I weep for the nation.

No. 2146172

>>2146163
Must be your location nonna, they're still good where I'm at. They just have to be eaten fresh after like 1-2 hours it gets kinda…greasy?

No. 2146176

>>2146172
Samefag, idk why Im lying..I only just tried sandwich this year.

No. 2146188

>>2146176
It's okay compulsive liar, I forgive you this time. Basically, before the rebrand, Popeyes sandwich was an actual SANDWICH, there was tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, a nice piece of chicken breast, on a GOOD quality bun with in-house-made spicy mayo (YES I saw them mixing it in house). Now AFAIK, it's fried chicken tender on cheap ass bread with too much (generic unflavoured) mayo and just pickles, and everything else is extra. They did it to compete with Chikfila's chicken sandwich for some dumbass reason. FYI corporations, the reason some of us like Popeyes is because it's our TASTE, we don't like Chikfila, that's why we don't go there. So why make your item skinwalk some other random restaurant? Ugh

No. 2146205

Ok so if it’s not Popeye’s who is it then?

No. 2146208

>>2146205
If we actually answer, then a bunch of baiters are just gonna swarm the thread and try to infight with us and call us retarded. So we have to be elusive and write between the lines.

No. 2146213

>>2146208
This bitch is trying to imply it's McDonald's

No. 2146216

>>2146213
FUCK YOU SLUT IT’S KFC

No. 2146229

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Burger King

No. 2146231

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>>2146216
Somehow even worse. At least McDonald's is good in a McDonald's way. KFC is "this would've been better at any other place that sells sandwiches"

No. 2146249

>>2146135
Wendy's is pretty good

No. 2146258

>>2146229
Samefag I am sorry I didn't see the original question, I don't even think Burger King makes chicken sandwiches

No. 2146275

I lost my social security card. Should I get a new one? I literally never needed the card other than for old jobs I had before 2017. I remember my number ofc.

No. 2146279

>>2146275
Get a new one just in case nonnie, and keep it with your birth certificate in a safe place.

No. 2146281

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>>2146258
They do, and it's way better than popeye's

No. 2146282

>>2146135
Chik-fil-a’s spicy chicken sandwich

No. 2146517

>>2146281
Nta, their onion rings and apple pockets are also nice.

No. 2146882

>>2146281
I can’t ever forgive burger king after how flavorless and ketchup-drenched my burger was

No. 2147946

Do you guys think we’d be allowed to post Roger in the bechdel test thread if he’s dressed in one of his lady personas kek

No. 2149103

college nonas: have any of you ever gotten with a TA?

No. 2149113

>>2146882
I went to Burger King when the Detective Pikachu movie came out cause I wanted a toy, anyway the nuggets they gave me not only tasted like cardboard but they were extremely hard. I was wacking them on the dashboard and they weren't breaking and sounded like I was hitting a rock on the dashboard. Also they gave me a fucking minion toy because they "didn't have any of the Pokemon stuff"…. very bad experience

No. 2149564

how often do you have an internal monologue?

No. 2149567

>>2149564
all day everyday, it’s abnormal for your mind to be silent

No. 2149599

>>2149103
my college didnt have them but almost all my professors were 40-60+ in age and ugly if im honest.

No. 2149610

>>2149564
All of the time, even in dreams I have an inner monologue.

No. 2149671

>>2149103
My sister did and they’re still together 5 years after she graduated. He’s kinda fat and ugly though

No. 2149672

>>2149564
Literally at all times, isn't that normal? kek. Sometimes I close my eyes so I'm better able to focus on the conversation I'm having with myself in my head. Can just sit on a couch for hours talking to myself in my head

No. 2149694

I don't get the appeal of Turkish soup operas, like what's the appeal of seeing a woman on a state of lesser rights fall in love with a rich asshole while the world around her is just as shit? Are these like soup operas for men or something?

No. 2149704


No. 2149737

>>2149694
>like what's the appeal of seeing a woman on a state of lesser rights fall in love with a rich asshole while the world around her is just as shit?
Because the audience is poor women who want to fall in love with rich scrotes to escape poverty and her shit life?

No. 2149741

>>2149694
Idk but my mom loves Turkish soap operas, it's the only reason she wants to visit turkey now

No. 2150389

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What is a beautiful complexity of this earth that amazes you? My answer is volcanoes

No. 2150393

>>2150389
mountains. i can't stop staring at them, they're amazing

No. 2150414

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>>2150389
The sea, I wish I could just get a boat, seal to the exact middle of a huge ocean and throw myself into the water with unlimited oxygen and a body that's immune to the force of pressure, with cool eyes so I can see everything that's under the sea.
I love the sea so much, that it's one of the reasons why I love the sapphire/ruby/emerald versions of Pokémon, I can just swim underwater with a Pokémon and explore the sea.

No. 2150419

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>>2150389
Kind of a random answer, but it amazes me how spiderwebs are so complex and durable yet billions just casually get made every day. Also things like echolocation or bioluminescence. Evolution is insane.

No. 2150494

>>2150393
>>2150414
>>2150419
Really good answers nonnies!

No. 2150514

>>2150389
Butterflies. They are so pretty.

No. 2150518

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>>2150389
Snow. How can so much of it fall enough to cover an entire area and never melt? It's so cool and beautiful. I'd love to live somewhere like Alaska or Antarctica.

No. 2150521

>>2150419
that particular web is so beautiful; almost looks like an extremely delicate necklace

No. 2150528

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>>2150521
It does! They're so pretty when they've got dewdrops on them. Picrel is some bioluminescence magic, it looks fake or artificial but nope, nature just did that by itself.

No. 2150543

>>2150528
life is beautiful

No. 2150655

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>>2150528
Picrel is Motyxia a genus of cyanide producing millipede. They're also bioluminescent

No. 2151410

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What are some things nonnies find cute?

No. 2151922

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>>2151410
funny dog pictures

No. 2151962

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>>2151410
Moms wearing matching clothes with their daughter

No. 2151981

>>2151962
gay psyop to make me want a daughter its working

No. 2154155

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Can someone recommend me the names of cities or towns in the world with interesting or quaint historical architecture? I honestly prefer places that look a little bit in bad shape, like they’ve seen better days. My hobby is going on google street view looking for places like this to use as art inspo, but I never know where to go to find what I want since I’m a burger with little knowledge of the old world. Please tell me any locations you know.
(Picrel is one of my favorite alleyways I found randomly.)

No. 2154156

>>2154155
Anywhere in Eastern Europe, lol. Or some Italian cities. Naples has a bit of that.

No. 2154157

Do you prefer to fold or hang your clothes? Why? for me it's hang bc I suck ass at folding clothes

No. 2154392

>>2154157
i fold my house clothes and hang the clothes i wear outside

No. 2154919

are any of you guys allergic to seeds? i’m allergic to at least 2 different kinds, and my grandma was allergic to so many and almost any fruit or vegetable that had seeds.

No. 2154998

I kinda wanna give cdramas a try.
Any nonnies have recommendations on what to watch and where to watch?
I'd perfer if they were historical

No. 2155008

>>2154998
It's not Chinese or a drama, but it's very similar. It's called 1670, it's Polish and a comedy but it's very funny and historical. You will enjoy!

No. 2156364

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What's the quickest you've quit a job?

No. 2156366

>>2156364
4 hours

No. 2156367

>>2156364
Samefag, why the fuck does this gif freeze for a million years at the end

No. 2157134

should i take out my bellybutton piercing? i still like it and think it’s cute, but i always rotate the same jewelry, and i never wear any clothes that reveal it. it can also be annoying sometimes. but i’ve had it for so long i hesitate to let go

No. 2157407

>>2157134
I say take it out. I had mine for ten years, same boat, I never wore anything that revealed it and wore the same old jewelry in it forever. I've been without it for four years now and don't miss it.

No. 2157411

>>2156364
5 hours, left, never came back, got a small check in the mail.

No. 2157413

Why do american men wear baseball caps so much?
Like i get it if it's summer, you're out in the sun but it seems like they keep them on 24/7. It looks so juvenile.
Is it to hide their hairline?
I don't see baseball caps on Europeans or anywhere else as much

No. 2157419

anons do you think this is her real apartment or is it a fake for videos?

No. 2157439

>>2157419
Heavily staged and strategically filmed at the very least

No. 2157493

>>2157413
I hate when moids where caps all the fucking time, especially when they are inside, they look even more retarded than usual.

No. 2157879

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What is your picrel? For me it was DBZ

No. 2157885

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>>2157879
it's not even funny, it's just sad

No. 2157895

>>2157879
Some of the music I like, anime/manga especially yaoi, a specific western cartoon, and my husbando.

No. 2157906

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>>2157879
HETALIA, doctor who, spiderman, creepypasta, pop punk music

No. 2157925

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>>2157879
Vocaloid, yes I sing (badly) and yes I arrange choreographies at home when no one is around, I have 24/7 concerts in my brain and I wish I could dress like an animu idol to sing and dance at home.
Surpringly though I don't really like other idols, I only like vocaloid and specifically Miku.

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>>2157879
>>2157879
I'm probably forgetting lots but mainly magical girls, A:TLA, Silent Hill, and a ton of book series including Harry Potter and like Artemis Fowl and ASOUE.
>>2157925
And Vocaloid! I loved Miku and Gumi because they had so many edgy songs kek

No. 2157937

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>>2157879
meguka is suffering and vocaloid (luka was my first waif) defined me

No. 2157939

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>>2157879
Creepypasta and SCP. I was one of those kids who sought out scary things.
>>2157937
I know she's not a vocaloid but I had a crush on Teto when I was a little kid kek, I thought her hairstyle was cool and I liked her voice.

No. 2158495

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What do you all think about vent art? What type of vent art do you think is better? Specific (as in naming time and places or making it easy to figure out) or vague? (As in reflecting about the experience but not saying directly where, how and when something happened)
I don't like really specific vent art, I think it's cringe, even if the names are changed a bit it's weird to me.
I also think it's annoying when artists ONLY make vent art.

No. 2158501

>>2158495
My kind of vent art is spur of the moment, violent scribbling, so when I see something that clearly took more than 20 minutes it just feels fake and performative.

No. 2158505

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Is there a thread for finding people to play games with? I know about friend finder but is there one specifically for that?

No. 2158508

>>2158495
The only type of vent art I do is stick men being strangled, I draw until I make an upside down forest of strangled stick men.

No. 2158523

>>2158495
What is vent art?

No. 2158525

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>>2158523
It's like when electricians and HVAC people draw blueprints for how vents like pircrel are gonna look in buildings.

No. 2158528

>>2158505
You should ask in the video game thread. I wish we could play games with nonas too, like what if there was a lolcow Minecraft server?

No. 2158565

>>2158528
Oh fuck yeah, that would be amazing.

No. 2158573

How do I clock if the artist of something NSFW is a moid or woman? Some of you are EXTREMELY accurate with spotting TIF/TIM art but my eyes are not trained to notice a big difference.

No. 2158589

>>2158573
Easy way to spot males is that they have a really obvious fixation on specific parts of the body rather than the body as a whole. Boobs, butt, feet, whatever, they make their preferred body part the focal point of the coom and the character it's attached to is treated more like the canvas. Think about anime where the boobs are comically large and bouncing everywhere with little attention to the rest of the body, feet that are rendered suspiciously better than the rest of the body, etc. Just take a look in the bad fetish art thread on /m/ and you will get an idea very quickly. TIMs are identical to non-troon males in how they function, they just have very slightly different preferences. Female NSFW artists are harder to pin down because they fall into two separate categories of panderers, who purposefully mimic male proclivities in order to make money off of a male audience, and actual coomer females making coomer art for themselves. They don't have as prominent of a body part fixation as men do, you can usually clock them off of Tumblry art styles.

No. 2158628

>>2158495
that pic feels so surface level and it is my least favorite for vent art. i think real vent art should be a form of wild scribbles or nonsensical enough you can't grasp it without being the creator. P.T. the mini game was really interesting in terms of a possible vent piece.

No. 2158644

How do people get out of bed early to work out? Seems actually impossible. I’m so warm and comfy right now.

No. 2158655

>>2158644
I wake up with the sun whether I like it or not, and at that point I have nothing better to do than go straight to the gym. If I leave it until later in the day it massively increases the chance that I'll come up with some excuse not to go (I'm tired/full/sick/busy etc).

I don't really enjoy lying in bed though, and I have to get up as soon as I'm awake to pee, clean my teeth etc and I won't be comfortable until I do.

No. 2158683

Is it weird that my parents didn't allow me to have a cellphone until my 20s? They never gave me a reason, yet had no problem letting my younger sibling have one when she became a teenager. I know I can't be the only one who wasn't allowed one it just feels that way sometimes because owning technology at a younger age seems like a universal experience from what I've read here and elsewhere online and I'm lowkey bitter and seething cause I missed out on owning a flipphone even though they existed during the decades I grew up in, it was right within my reach.

No. 2158712

>>2158644
People can make up these poetic, inspiring methods but the reality is it’s 100% down to discipline and routine.

I genuinely enjoy running, but know that if I leave it until the afternoon/after work I won’t have energy and it won’t get done bc I’ll be too buggered. Keep it real with yourself; if you don’t do it in the morning, it won’t get done.

No. 2158825

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NONNIES. What are your favourite movies? Movies that changed your life? Movies you'll never get bored of rewatching?

No. 2158832

>>2158825
In no particular order:
>Valerie & Her Week of Wonders
>Run, Lola, Run
>Border
>Cries & Whispers
>Persepolis
>The Royal Tenenbaums
>Les Amours Imaginaires

The other one that I enjoyed was 'Ma Vie En Rose.' It might be controversial to say it here, because a lot of critics interpreted it as a pro-troon film, but when I watched it I actually took it as being about GNC children and the imposition of 'gender' onto them by adults that are also blinded by the box of gender-stereotypes.

No. 2158837

>>2158825
None…..

No. 2158865

>>2158683
You probably didn't need it at the time, as in you were well monitored by your family and they knew there weren't many emergencies that may have needed you to contact them directly instead of telling the nurse/principal of the school to call home/your family.
I particularly had a phone as a teen because my parents were worried about how dangerous is the city in general, my brother even had a phone when he was like 7 because they knew he was responsible enough to only call when it was necessary.
Also, we didn't live in a house so it wasn't that easy to know when we got home, so we did need to call home so they knew we came back from school.
So maybe your sister needed a phone because it became harder to keep track of everything.
Or your parents thought you were smart enough to deal with shit because that happens a lot to the eldest sisters in particular.

No. 2158868

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>>2158825
You can probably guess where I hang out on lolcow.

No. 2158877

>>2158825
Lord of the Rings lmao. It inspired my love of Tolkien. I love knowing there were men alive that could be romantic, passionate, faithful and assertive. I love the world he created and I loved how it came across on film. It's my go to film. Yes there isn't many actresses but the actors/actresses are hot and the two best looking ones kiss lol.

I like Pride and Prejudice. I like good manners and romance! I also love lost in translation and ghostworld. Idk if they changed my life. I also really like the two popes.

No. 2158881

>>2158877
I love the LOTR movies too, they're so incredibly well done.

No. 2158885

>>2158825
> Pan's Labyrinth
> Alien
> Lilo and Stitch
> PMMM Rebellion
> Hot Fuzz
> Sean Of The Dead
> Jurassic Park
> The Book Thief
> Shutter Island
> 28 Days Later
> Coraline
> ParaNorman
> LOTR
I don't watch a lot of movies kek. Also I watched The Black Phone recently and thought it was pretty good.

No. 2158886

>>2158881
They are. The music and sets and design. The cinematography. The great material they had to work with and the screenplay adaptation was amazing. I found The Hobbit so disappointing and never finished the trilogy I've maybe saw it all in parts but it just didn't leave any lasting or memorable impression on me other than I don't want to watch it again. Lotr was fantastic. I had all the box sets and watched all the extras and behind the scenes and even the cast seemed in love with the entire production.

No. 2158888

>>2158886
>I watched all the extras and behind the scenes
Kek did you see the Elijah Woods German wig joke interview? Sometimes I still rewatch it because I find it very funny.

No. 2158889

>>2158888
The dolphin part makes me lose my shit kek

No. 2158890

>>2158888
Yes lol, my dvds are long lost but thank god for youtube they're all on there

No. 2158894

>>2157879
Evangelion for me. I was such an edge fag after. I still like it though. I have little Asuka and Rei nendos on my desk. I have an MP Eva figma too but I have nowhere to put that creepy old thing kek

No. 2158897

>>2158825
I really like to watch Disney movies, like snow white or the tinkerbell movies, I like to watch them in different languages so I can practice my listening.

No. 2158901

>>2158495
I have two types of vent art. One is angry horror pieces which I usually turn into an actual project once I'm in a different headspace, and the other is way more personal but I always end up deleting/getting rid of those because looking at it doesn't feel right afterwards.

No. 2158904

>>2158886
I just want to say cause I'm geeking out that Rings of Power is out today but even though I do not rate the hobbit I've very much enjoyed Rings of Power even if it can't be accurate to the material cause of legalise or whatever. I've saw criticism of the cheap costumes and sets compared to lotr but I think it's very well done and if cheaper material to replicate metalwork is done to cut costs so we don't have to wait years between seasons I'm ok. Galadriel is class and so is Elrond even though I was iffy at first. He's grown on me and he's just Elrond now. I even like The Hobbits lol

No. 2158905

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>>2158897
The Tinkerbell movies were so good. Picrel made me teary-eyed.

No. 2158914

>>2158825
>A Bug's Life
>Fantastic Mr Fox
>Disney's Robin Hood
>Gattaca
>Unleashed/Danny the Dog
even though Jet Li was too old for that role and they missed a huge opportunity at the ending
>>2158832
I agree with you, I watched Ma Vie In Rose a long time ago and didn't feel like a pro troon film, at least that was not what I got from it.

No. 2158937

What do you think about parents charging kids rent/board for living at home?

No. 2158942

>>2158937
I think it's fair to a certain point. If the monthly mortgage is still being paid, or if they're renting, it makes sense to split the cost between the working adults in the house.

If the child is below 18, obviously it'd be weird, but it'd harder to justify why a 30 year old making 30k a year that still lives in mum & dad's basement can't fork up a bit of cash every month to help pay for the household expenses.

Parents aren't piggy banks, they're normal people, they don't deserve to be taken advantage of by financially illiterate NEETs. It seems like too often living at home is just an excuse to spend frivolously, never achieve financial independence, and be a forever-child.

No. 2158978

>>2158937
at a baseline it’s okay. i don’t think parents should completely lean on their children for monetary support though, speaking bitterly from a place where my parent is doing exactly that.

No. 2158981

What are some tactics for subtle emotional manipulation?

No. 2159013

>>2158981
Read up on sales techniques and the science of persuasion, e.g. any book by Robert Cialdini.

No. 2159114

>>2158937
I agree with the first anon, it depends on how old they are. If they're in the 20s then it's unreasonable and feels more like you're trying to hinder your child's life. If they're older then now you're just freeloading.

No. 2159144

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>>2159142
this has to be shooped

No. 2159150

what’s something you want right now?

No. 2159157

>>2159150
A million dollars in my bank account

No. 2159158

>>2159150
To turn back time so I have more time to study for my exam and so I start studying earlier because I think it's too late now…

No. 2159160

Anyone else’s throat get tight and you can’t stop clenching your teeth whenever you’re anxious? It ruins my entire mood for the day because then I just feel aches and pains all over my body and then gas, it’s getting so hard for me to properly relax now.

No. 2159161

>>2159150
I want people to notice me.

No. 2159162


No. 2159165

>>2159150
Exotic beetles

No. 2159166

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No. 2159169

>>2159150
a chihuahua

No. 2159174

>>2159150
American pie

No. 2159175

>>2159150
More friends

No. 2159184

>>2159150
to be held

No. 2159187

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>>2159150
A raccoon cake pop but they’ve ran out at every starbucks

No. 2159191

>>2159150
A job and sweets.

No. 2159194


No. 2159195

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No. 2159196

>>2159150
Close friends

No. 2159202

>>2159150
Fresh pajamas, a hot latte and a cigarette on a porch while it steadily rains. Then a nap I guess

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>>2154156
Thank you nonnie. I drew a random polish building. I have a hand tremor so the lines are wobbly but I am learning to enjoy wobbly buildings.

No. 2159302

>>2159150
to win the jackpot in the lottery tomorrow, so, a lot of money to enjoy the rest of my life

No. 2159315

>>2154155
you could look up some old cities in Germany that have been around through the middle ages. They have half-timbered buildings that sometimes look worn out and crooked. Try something like Nürnberg, Bamberg or Heidelberg, as there are still old buildings left that weren't destroyed in WWII. Or you can randomly zoom into Berlin or Hamburg, there are parts that really look out of shape and worn down in those cities. The best things I ever found were just me dropping that little guy somewhere on the map and walking around a bit, there is always something that looks out of place and in bad shape.

No. 2159350

>>2159202
Damn that's nice, make it a weed because I can handle the ciggies

No. 2159363

>>2159350
>make it a weed
You mean a joint? Kek

No. 2159404

What happened in your life while the site was down? Tell me everything anons

No. 2159413

>>2159404
>Got bullied by a big organisation
>Murder threats from a truck driver
>Dyed my hair an unnatural color

No. 2159415

>>2159404
I got married.

No. 2159418

File: 1726039725995.png (91.43 KB, 512x526, shut up idiot.png)

>>2159415
AHHHHH CONGRATS NONNY

No. 2159420

>>2159415
Congratulations!

No. 2159421

>>2159418
i clicked the wrong picture but i'm not deleting that kekk

No. 2159422

>>2159404
Literally not a single thing.

No. 2159424

>>2159404
>went to dentist
>blocked all my male friends

No. 2159427

>>2159422
Same lol. Nothing changed

No. 2159432

>>2159404
i had a seizure, i also shit my pants a few times while scrolling the other boards. that was a lot of fun.

No. 2159488

>>2159404
Watched Godfather III and now have a crush on Sophia Coppola

No. 2159798

>>2159404
Nothing special, I just booked my train tickets for my trip to Maastricht in October.

No. 2160834

File: 1726094362099.jpg (129.57 KB, 736x981, 1000013835.jpg)

If you had infinite time and resources, what would you chose to study, and why?

I think I would go with archaeology, it's useless but sounds interesting.

No. 2160860

>>2160834
At least 2 other languages and electronic engineering

No. 2160889

>>2160834
Music, singing, and playing electric guitar.

No. 2160893

>>2160834
As many mediums of art as I can fit into my lifetime, ceramics, fiber arts, paper mache, felting, etc

No. 2160954

Nonnas who smoke weed, how can you bare that strong musty smell just to smoke it??

No. 2160959

>>2160834
Linguistics, all about Linguistics.

No. 2160970

>>2160954
You just get used to it I guess, but I don't want my house to be stinky to non smokers, so I smoke outside. I used to have a dedicated smoke room in the basement and I would light lotus incense after. When you really like weed, that smell is actually pretty nice. But there are some strains that literally smell like skunk or cow patties. I prefer strains that have a citrus smell.

No. 2160976

>>2160954
Idk if I'm weird but I've never smoked weed that smelled super nasty and strong. Do you get yours from the streets?

No. 2160978

>>2160954
you become nose blind to it, i stopped smoking for a week and when i smoked again i was like holy shit kek is this how i always smell?

No. 2160983

>>2160976
You just got good stuff nona.

No. 2161020

>>2160970
Why do they smell like that? It’s so gross
>>2160976
I don’t smoke weed but ever since my area legalized weed I would smell it nonstop everywhere I go, even in my neighborhood and the scent is so rancid and unbearable.
>>2160978
Yeah it smells grossss

No. 2161031

>>2161020
I'm not actually sure cause I'm not a nerd about weed, but I'm sure there is a reason. Sounds like the people in your area smoke shitty skunk weed, I'm sorry nona. The smell can be obnoxious when you don't smoke so I totally understand why it would be annoying for you.

No. 2161084

blueberries or raspberries?

No. 2161090

>>2161084
Fresh raspberries, frozen blueberries

No. 2161096

>>2160970
Oh god that reminds me of that one strain that smells like cheese. It was like cat piss mixed with velveeta. Actually threw it out it was so disgusting!

No. 2161101

Why do humans live so fucking long? There are hardly animals that do, even when you take into consideration healthcare and not living in the wild or whatever yes I know I could ask reddit but I don’t wanna go there it smells.

No. 2161109

>>2161084
blueberries, but really blackberries kek

No. 2161115

>>2161084
raspberries. I can handle a mushy raspberry but a mushy blueberry will ruin my whole day

No. 2161684

File: 1726153311818.jpg (37.59 KB, 302x239, 21521546243.jpg)

Which Jeffree is worse?

No. 2161689

>>2161684
they are not the same jeffrey?

No. 2161832

>>2161684
Afawk Jeffrey Star hasn't killed people (yet).

No. 2161835

>>2161832
yeah but he is racist.

No. 2161841

>>2161835
Jeffree star is worse because every time you say the n word a child dies

No. 2161852

>>2161835
But Jeffery Dahmer targeted a lot of black guys, doesn't that make him racist too

No. 2161858

>>2161852
Was Dahmer a neonazi?

No. 2161859

>>2161858
NTA, but if IIRC he just had a fetish for black men

No. 2161867

>>2161689
I've never seen them both in the same room so you might be on to something

No. 2162014

While the site was down I looked for similar places to vent and hang out, this is how I found out about other "chans" and the "webring" it didn't occured to me that most nonnas would be on CC.
Did you find out about other similar sites to LC? Did you like them?

No. 2162024

>>2162014
Yes, but also I think it's bad form to give out information about other chans. Anons should have to lurk to find them.

No. 2162027

>>2161684
They both suck

No. 2162028

>>2162014
yes i developed an appreciation for cucquean fetish due to a bunker there

No. 2162029

>>2162014
Yes, i visited a few of the other sites that anons suggested on CC and had a lot of fun kek! The 35 hour Junkuchan occupation was pretty historic if I do say so myself kek

No. 2162032

>>2162014
>chans
can someone give us a list kek, the only good imageboards i know are this one and cc
>webrings
I really wanna get into these but I know nothing about them

No. 2162034

>>2162032
samefagging, nvm i read >>2162024. I’ve been here for a while but so far all i know are the two female only ones we went to for the bunkers (I only knew one of these before)

No. 2162035

>>2162032
NTA but first we went to crystal.cafe, and after things started getting shitty there we migrated over to a place called fujochan.org, but they did not want us there either and deleted our thread so we had to return to crystal.cafe, then anons started suggesting other imageboards they could think of including magalichan, but someone posted about junkuchan and we ended up moving in there for the rest of our downtime.

No. 2162134

File: 1726178727479.jpeg (20.54 KB, 402x421, seen-at-the-show-in-sayreville…)

Would you guys believe me if I said I was 9 yors old?

No. 2162135

>>2162134
Are you 9 years old?

No. 2162255

>>2162028
cucquean? i also do remember reading that name on the CC bunker, is that one like this place?

No. 2162273

>>2162255
No it's a dead ghost town board that is solely for cuckquean hentai. An Indian (I think?) guy owns the board

No. 2162393

>>2162014
Funnily enough, the place I found most interesting to hang out in during the outage was the Lolcow.farm page on Updownradar.com. Partly for the comment section and partly because the locations for the outage reports sent really interested me. I couldn't help but notice how many of them came from the little town that I live in…

No. 2166228

How would you rate yourself? I think I'm a 7.

No. 2166229

>>2162134
Please, to use this site you must be AT LEAST 10.

No. 2166236


No. 2170344

File: 1726721406510.jpg (1.18 MB, 1179x1890, fb.jpg)

Are any of you in groups like these?

No. 2170345

>>2166228
3, 4 if i lost some weight.

No. 2170347

File: 1726721826739.png (231.43 KB, 778x902, 2024-09-18_22-59.png)

Are lesbians the biggest cucks on this planet? Imagine willingly putting up with this and troons on the daily because they don't want people to think they're mean.

No. 2170351

File: 1726722074247.mp4 (7.74 MB, 1280x720, 6416200-32cb838a9f1a268b630512…)

What's the dialogue in this video from?

No. 2170368

>>2166228
solid ass 6

No. 2170377

>>2170347
holy fuck reading this made me feel so bad. she sounds like an absolute sweetheart and the fact that she probably got flamed on pornreddict on top of the whole "straight porn gets her off easier than pictures of me" situation is just awful. id say i could treat her better, but thats the bare minimum atp.

No. 2170446

>>2170351
its from one of ross freeman's mind videos

No. 2170813

File: 1726765588877.jpg (15.93 KB, 250x375, Exposed_2000.89.15_75.86.5B_20…)

What's your favourite lingerie brand? Nothing moid-gazey like Victoria's Secret.

No. 2171983

File: 1726834113371.jpg (126.13 KB, 736x1104, 21212121212121.jpg)

Would anyone be up for a thread on male fashion? Like share thoughts and pics of cool, hot, or elegant outfits, garments, and styles - everyday or fantasy-inspired, 2D or 3D, from any time period. I'm not sure if it would be better suited for /g/ or /m/ tho

No. 2171984

>>2171983
yes i would be interested
lets call it "pretty man psyop" like the opposite of ugly man psyop or something

No. 2171995

>>2171983
There are these dead threads already.
>>>/g/392054
>>>/m/269105

>>2171984
No, I hate how since the psyop threads have started everybody got so nitpicky in the pic dump threads.

No. 2172002

>>2171995
That threadpic is ugly. I wouldn't even click on that.

No. 2172007

>>2171984
Those threads suck. The first one is crystal cafe tier and the second one has a stock image thread pic. I'd suggest nonna make a /g/ thread with a topic that's slightly different from those and with a more attractive threadpic so that jannies don't reee and lock it.

No. 2172068

>>2171983
/g/. In one of the existing threads.

No. 2172088

File: 1726841727224.jpg (22.41 KB, 280x225, 9a55636737ae46a7c670587187a287…)

What's a song, singer, or band that you can't stand, yet everyone loves? The only answer I can come up with at the moment is that song Timber by Ke$ha and Pitbull. It was everywhere on the radio in 2013, and it made me so tired of it. Oh and Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars. Fuck, I hated that song too.

No. 2173174

>>2172088
The stomp clap swagrock era. That music was in every store and café, every commercial, it all sounded the same with the hey hey heys, woah-oh-ohs and cursive singing in a cutesy voice if there was a female singer on the track.

No. 2173187

Idk if this has been asked before but it’s relevant to me right now so
>eat
>sleep
>jerk off
Which order of priority? I put some food on but I want to sleep so bad…

No. 2173190

>>2172088
Dua Lipa. No idea why she is so popular, her music is very bland

No. 2173193

>>2173187
Quick snack, sleep, forget about jerking off

No. 2173223

>>2172007
i don't get what's wrong with the /m/ one, i thought most nonnies were into clothes like that

No. 2173285

>>2172088
Maroon 5, except for maybe the really early stuff, Cardi B, and Kendrick Lamar are the first who come to mind.

No. 2173367

>>2172088
I hate Nirvana and I can't tell a single soul around here. Kurt Cobain's voice sounds like someone dragged a microphone over a cheese grater but in a bad way.

No. 2173370

How do you get into the habit of drawing cute boys?

No. 2173372

>>2172088
billie eilish, dua lipa and kendrick lamar. why is his voice so goofy

No. 2173539

>>2172088
The Beatles, Elvis, and Michael Jackson.
>>2173367
Based, I hate that faggot, too. The only good Nirvana song is Smells Like Teen Spirit which is ironic since it was created to make fun of pop music, and yet it sounds better than anything else Nirvana put out.

No. 2173952

>>2173367
I actually like his voice, but I hate him because he was a wife-beater.

No. 2174322

>>2171983
Made a new thread to /m/ if anyone is interested

No. 2174335

>>2171995
>I hate how since the psyop threads have started everybody got so nitpicky in the pic dump threads.
kek based, nitpicking men into oblivion is funny.

No. 2174344

>>2174335
Ntayrt but it's ass if you're lurking for recs to read/watch.
Everyone is always "no I can't actually identify male characters I like people might judge me".

No. 2174393

>>2174335
Not when it's just supposed to be a pic dump thread. Instead of bitching people should just hide the pic and post what they like. People's tastes aren't a hivemind.

No. 2177730

>>2170344
The number of members increased…

No. 2179472

Are tasers a good option for self-defense?

No. 2179576

I just remembered about FDS and I was there when they shut down their reddit and moved to another site, started their podcast and basically tried to monetize it all. I decided to check in and see how its all going and I'm wondering what happened? I noticed on all their twitters they haven't posted in a year, there's no "podcast updates" on the reddit/no youtube videos in a year. I wasn't missing any of it, just really curious on what happened.

No. 2179586

>>2179576
i think one or two of the old hosts are still active on twitter and they meant to bring back to pod?

No. 2181099

File: 1727387690765.jpg (110.62 KB, 1200x667, Imagination-test.jpg)

which one are you? if i try really really really hard i can reach 4.

No. 2181131

>>2181099
typically 1 but it's a little weaker on some days

No. 2181290

>>2181099
1 unless I am suffering from some malady, then 2. I’m interested how you function in the world nonny would you say you have a good memory? Just poor at visualizing?

No. 2181299

>>2181099
1 normally

No. 2181300

>>2181099
I can do 1 but if I was asked to imagine some sort of fantasy apple that doesn't exist I could do 1 if I thought really hard, but it would be 2 usually.
Can other people just not "save" images/things they see IRL in their brain? I assumed everyone's visualization just worked a bit like a cloudy ai picture generator.

No. 2181309

What's the weirdest/nastiest food combo you've tried? Takis in a peanut butter sandwich was one I made today

No. 2181311

>>2181099
I guess a 3. My brain images are really faint

No. 2181328

>>2181309
Pasta with sugar. Not bad.

No. 2181348

>>2181309
Sheep brain and porridge.

No. 2181351

>>2181309
Apple slices dipped in honey mustard

No. 2181381

Anons who have been two-faced, what is your story? Are you still two-faced? Do you think it's a problem overall or do you think being two-faced can be justified?

No. 2181417

>>2181381
I think it can be justified in certain cases. Like at work for example, you're not gonna pick fights with your coworkers generally. In my personal life as a teen I'd do it because I never knew how to say no or voice displeasure with anyone. Nowadays I don't argue still or anything but I will do my best to just not be around the types of people who I don't get along with.

No. 2182231

Is anyone else ashamed to admit how much your menstrual cycle affects you mentally? Not just the bleeding period,but whole cycle. I fear that others will use it to invalidate any feeling or opinion I ever had in my life and call them all irrational and then think I'm pathetic and neurotic and having a hysteria. It feels like my body is doing something bad to me, I have to feel suicidal and down so fucking often, the hormones change based on a phase you on, giving you endless rollercoaster. The worst feeling is when you WANT, but CAN'T. Like right now I have to feel suicidal, fatigued and low, because of the phase I'm in, but I don't want to feel this way!! Week ago I had to feel soft and all that shit, because I was ovulation. Also apparently women can't drink coffee, because androgens something something, I can't bring up the details, just google it. Like you're body will punish you for not feminiely feminining through life and not catering to it's soft femininely feminine hormones. I won't go to forums dedicated to this issues, cause I don't wanna read about other women's straight sex lives or hear them mentioning their nigels everywhere or talking about taking BC and getting cummed in, that's how most female communities look like. I hate being a woman, fucking slavery. Can't even drink coffee??

No. 2182244

>>2182231
I have PMDD and I genuinely hate having depression and suicidal thoughts right before my period. I know it's so irrational yet I can't help but mentally feel like dogshit right before my period starts. Like you said, feels like some shitty hysteria. And the "solution" to that is usually birth control which also messes me up so I don't take it. I do enjoy ovulation because it gives me energy and I feel strong and happy. I try to cope by thinking about how my body is relatively healthy and functioning and that the female body lends itself to longevity unlike moids who expire faster. I try to be more neutral about it too–I don't really think about it as some feminine soft uwu womanly thing, I'm just another animal that pisses and shits and eats and sleeps and has a hormone cycle just like half the population.

No. 2183362

Where is your favourite place to buy candles? Bath and bodyworks doesn't count.

No. 2183384

Does anyone else have a weird/cursed husbando even by lolcow standards?

No. 2183386

>>2183384
texas chainsaw massacre killer

No. 2183408

How would you fix a movie you think had potential?
I particularly would've fixed Wish by making the evil couple an evil couple, making the marketable plushie turn into a manic pixie dream bf that dramatically dies and becomes the star that everyone asks wishes to.
The main character girl would've been the adoptive daughter of the bad guys and she would've been in a Cinderella kind of situation, the goat would've been a girl instead of a moid.
The lyrics of the songs would've been more about working hard but needing a little push to achieve what you wish for.
The bad guys would've been evil from the very beginning and would just lock people in the village from the start by taking away their wishes and telling them that they can only be free once they finish an impossible quota of work that would make them feel hopeless.
The main character would've only known that her grandpa was actually alive around the end of the movie when she makes one selfish wish to know where her real family is, the bad guys would tell her that her family gave her away because they thought she could've had a better life as an adoptive daughter/apprentice of the bad guys.
The bad guys would've kept her close because of a prophecy they read on the stars that said that one day a girl born in a hopeless land would get the power to destroy their reign of misery with the power of love and friendship.
The bad guys would try to destroy the wishes completely and many of them would get destroyed with dark magic, maybe using the shadows that Facilier controls?
Main character would actually try to save the bad guys because she has humanity in her heart and somehow care about them because she did have a slightly better life than the rest of the village, but they would refuse her help, then the moid turns into the mirror and the woman turns into the demon that controls the shadows.
Grandpa thanks main character for helping the village, doesn't die and supports her as the only family she truly has while she slowly gives new wishes to the people that lost them, goat doesn't say anything retarded and then we see a yellow flash signaling that maybe, and only maybe, the manic pixie bf isn't dead.

No. 2184039

File: 1727505984983.jpg (61.35 KB, 400x300, IMG_5810.JPG)

anyone else not really have a music taste? i don’t think i have a genre/artist preference of my own, i just like individual songs occasionally. if my friends are super into music and we’re listening to it a lot i’ll gradually start liking it too. fortunately they’re music experts with amazing taste but if my next friend group is a bunch of swifties i’ll also become a swiftie probably.

No. 2184184

>>2183384
I would have said Perfect Cell but there's a couple of other anons who are into him as well.

No. 2184761

Nonas please help me remember the name of a video game, I'm having an intense brain fart right now.
It's a switch jrpg where there are giant robots but you don't actually use them. The story is super convoluted but basically people are separated into two factions who are constantly fighting. When they reach a certain age they ascend, but in truth they're just reborn. Their souls go into the robots before they're reborn I think?
The main character's name starts with N and he has black hair in a ponytail and blue eyes. His love interest has white hair and cat ears.

No. 2184775

>>2184761
xenoblade chronicles 3? I didn't play it

No. 2184836

>>2184775
Yes! Thank you!

No. 2185462

would you rather sit on a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat? you HAVE to pick one.

No. 2185463

>>2185462
Cool. Warm makes me think that others sat there.

No. 2185464

>>2185462
Warm. It makes me think others sat there.

No. 2185478

>>2184039
Same, I don't have a particular genre or artist/band that I'm super attached to, just random songs that click. I also don't listen to music as much as other people seemingly do? I don't carry headphones or earbuds around with me to listen to music everywhere, occasionally at home I might put on a song on my computer but it's very much an out of the way whim rather than an everyday habit. I actually feel a bit insecure about it since people hype up music as a huge part of being human and enjoying life… it's not like I don't also enjoy music, but I don't feel like I'm missing out by not having Spotify or having never gone to a concert. Sometimes I wish I had musical talent though because every so often I randomly form really detailed and amazing songs in my head and I don't have a way of actually getting it out into the world

No. 2186632

Have you ever known a cow/someone irl who has been posted before? I was in school with a brief pro-ana cow.

No. 2190290

Just found out that some companies in some countries offer paid or unpaid menstrual leave for female employees. What is your opinion on this? Some people say that it can help women while others say that it implies that women perform lesser work or overly medicalizes menstruation.

No. 2190294

>>2190290
I think in order to qualify for it you should basically have to have a doctor’s note proving you have endometriosis or another condition that makes for unusually painful periods. Because for some women it’s a minor inconvenience and for some women it’s intensely painful. It’s not the same for everyone across the board.

No. 2190958

You ever suspect there’s someone or several someones you know irl that are here on lolcow?

No. 2190962


No. 2190975

>>2190958
i sometimes fantasize that my gendie and libfem ex friends stumbled on here and peaked. doubtful, but it's nice to hope

No. 2193624

File: 1728077376859.jpg (34.67 KB, 600x299, 1553042684410.jpg)

What nose do you have?

No. 2193630

>>2193624
turn-up but with no turn
i'd almost say greek but my bridge isn't that high. wbu, nona?

No. 2193632

>>2193624
Cross between turn up and snub, I guess "button".

No. 2193633

>>2193624
I love how the example of roman nose is a nigga(racebait)

No. 2193635

>>2193624
very standard, academic nose drawing.jpeg

No. 2193636

>>2193624
I guess roman nose but with more of a hook

No. 2193638

>>2193624
snub and turn up and bit of a greek?

No. 2193647

>>2193624
None of these

No. 2193649

>>2193647
you dont have a nose??

No. 2193652

>>2193649
I do, but it doesn't look like any of those

No. 2193664

>>2193647
same lol

No. 2193682

>>2193630
Nubian but with a nose bump lol

No. 2193703

File: 1728080025297.jpg (5.64 KB, 202x250, mehhh.jpg)

>>2181381
I used to "pretend" to be friends with two fat people on discord, like I talked to them as a joke and me and my best friend would make fun of them behind their back (dm each other tea/cow moments of those two people). But in my defense the fat man is a groomer pedo coomer who wanted to be an e-boy and the fat woman is a giga pick-me who threw me under a bus in any chance she could get so they weren't innocent and my hatred towards them was understandable. I do feel bad and felt like I acted wrong but they are bad people

No. 2193728

>>2193703
>the fat man is a groomer pedo coomer who wanted to be an e-boy and the fat woman is a giga pick-me who threw me under a bus in any chance she could get
This sounds funny kek, are you willing to share any crazy milk?

No. 2193752

File: 1728082317974.jpg (23.86 KB, 716x400, 89888.jpg)

>>2193728
I'm unsure if I can reveal much milk but the fat dude used adapt a joker x kira from death note mix personality uses anonymous masks neckbeard hippie aesthic etc. Me and other people were on a voice chat with him once and I said "guys im going to the bathroom ok?" and then I came back but stayed muted so I could hear what the dude was bragging the moids in VC about and he said he had a "14 year old latina chick throwing herself at him and wanted to fuck him", I recorded the audio and sent it to my friend and we were disgusted, I got angry at him and lost all milker-pity I felt(yes I already milked him like a lolcow because he used to post cringy things on social media but I became agressive after this).I spent the rest of the time I talked to him being two faced and sending his shit to my best friend. The man lives near us and we visited his workplace a couple of times and we always make jokes about him when we visit his store but I don't wanna go in more details. He is my bff's and me personal cow but we don't obsess over this dude that much anymore.

No. 2193758

>>2193624
I guess closest to snub, but overall smaller and less prominent. When I get glasses they always have to tighten them multiple times before I can wear them and even then people tell me that my glasses look oversized. My face is super flat

No. 2193759

>>2193752
You were never tempted to get him fired or send the audio clips to his family?

No. 2193915

File: 1728092706653.jpg (324.78 KB, 750x898, 1728079495115988.jpg)

What is the connection between the joker and pregnant women

No. 2193941

>>2193915
Every story about Korean men is bad

No. 2193957

>>2193915
I haven't watched the movie but maybe it has something to do with the character Lady Gaga played?

No. 2193967

>>2193915
i heard the movie is terrible because they changed the whole direction of the movie. Its a musical with actors that cant sing. Ofcourse retarded moids will be blaming it on women even though the director is a moid.

No. 2194005

Can someone please recommend a fun cow to me, I don’t find Shayna or her milk entertaining at all, my favorite cows are junkies so preferably those.

No. 2194014

>>2182231
You might have PMDD and / or endometriosis babe. I have both. I’ve been feeling insane lately and when I’m pmsing or on my cycle I’m bedridden, have no energy or motivation to do anything at all. It’s 100% fucking up my life. I decided to see an OBGYN like I did as a teen, and I got back on the pill. I’ve been on it a week and I’m noticing a tiny difference but it takes a month to fully balance your hormones. I would recommend finding one in your area, I had a whole Pap smear and sonogram done just to make sure nothing else was going on. Doc said my estrogen levels are insanely high and that bc will help. I hope you get your issues with your cycle sorted out because it really is the worst, I’m tired of being gaslit into thinking I’m crazy or lazy. Hormonal imbalance is INTENSE. I drink a cup of coffee everyday and I’m fine (I need caffeine to function)

No. 2194153

It’s one o clock in the morning and Im wide awake not sleepy at all, can someone recommend me a youtube video or something im bored as fuck but I cant force myself to sleep

No. 2194162


No. 2194166

>>2194162
you got me lmao

No. 2194371

>>2030931
Purple

No. 2194402

Why do car mechanics give a stupidly high bill estimate? When my car is in the shop they'll initially tell me it's like $180 but then the final bill is always $60-70 less.

No. 2195259

have any of you ever committed a crime?

No. 2195273

>>2195259
no but i called someone a faggot in ffxiv and got suspended for 10 days

No. 2195284

Do I watch a movie or play my game? help!

No. 2195288

>>2195273
Zenos nona…

No. 2195292

>>2195259
I got banned from the shitty bimbo dress up game website for mingling with the wrong people, I just wanted some fresh milk.

No. 2195294

>>2195284
Watch movie.

No. 2195984

What's the dumbest shit you have seen people claim to be a symptom of autism? For me it's
>watching 1 hour+ videos on topics you don't know anything about
>afraid of rejection
>being "alt"

No. 2196014

>>2195984
Wait I have more I just remembered from going down a pop psychology autism youtube short rabbit hole:
>touch starved
>being a pickme????
>reading fanfiction
>listening to the same song on repeat
>being into electronic music??

No. 2196127

>>2196014
what the fuck would touch starvation have to do with tism, that's hilarious

No. 2199410

File: 1728426159023.gif (47.91 KB, 275x275, 1728410915265.gif)

What will you choose? Become a regular farmer and see yourself become a lolcow? Or be a lolcow that becomes a farmer?

No. 2199437

File: 1728426829150.jpg (23.45 KB, 390x280, 1000070501.jpg)

>>2199410
Can I kill myself?

No. 2199452

>>2199437
You'll be a legacy cow then..

No. 2199455


No. 2199812

Mid 20s to mid 30s anons, what's the proportion of your friends being married and/or having children? And are you from the city, a provincial town or a rural area?

No. 2199821

>>2199812
My friend circle is quite small, but only one of my friends is even considering getting married soon. No one has kids yet. People are in relationships, just not married yet. I'm from a small European capital city, my friends are aged 23-30. My childhood classmates from a smaller rural town have higher percentages of being married with kids if I'm not mistaken, I'm not in contact with any of them.

No. 2199824

>>2199812
No kids, one marriage, all in serious relationships.

No. 2199846

>>2199812
More than 50% of the girls in my high school class got married and around 5 of them got kids. My high school was in a very small town (basically a village).
Among my friends in the city I'm the only one that got married. Two friends are in long term relationships and will likely get married in the future, one friend is in a new relationship. All three of them got out of very long relationships about 1-2 years ago. About the same could be said for my male friends too. None of my friends have kids but that's because we all prolonged our university years. One thing that is a consistent pattern though is that when you hit mid 20's and you're in an ltr you're either breaking it off or getting married to that person soon after.

No. 2199882

why are men so ugly

No. 2199890


No. 2200411

What sign are you and what sign do you resent? I’m a scorpio and I’ve never felt very connected to gemini. i do love leo’s and other water signs

No. 2200416

>>2200411
I'm a fire sign and I absolutely hate water signs except (most) cancers.

No. 2200419

>>2200411
I'm a Libra and Leos give me the heebie jeebies, two Leos were more than enough for me to see how BPDemonic they can be.

No. 2200521

>>2200411
I'm a Gemini and I get along with everyone except Sags. Love Aquas and Leos especially.

No. 2200563

>>2200411
I’m a cancer. There’s not really any one sign I don’t get along with in particular because for every shithead I know from one sign, I also know someone really cool with that sign.

No. 2200628

How open are you about talking about your menstrual cycle? Do you think of it as something fairly casual, or something more private, or something gross? Do you worry about stigma from people reacting negatively?
Today my fiance visited my workplace and asked my boss how she was doing, and she straight up said "I feel like shit because my period just started" lol, I kinda admire how real she is as a person tbh. It wasn't weird for any of us but it struck me as something I'd probably never say to a male that I didn't know well.

No. 2200634

>>2200628
pretty open, i also don't give a shit about moids feelings so i'll talk about it even when they think it's gross. not unprompted of course, but like in your example

No. 2200689

>>2200628
>>2200634
Same, I'm pretty open, I make jokes (even gross ones) and I don't care if a moid is listening to me. The other day we were having tea with my girlfriends and the brother and brother in law of the hostess were around while we talked about how our period made us shit diarrhea kek

No. 2200695

>>2200628
I'm just sincere, if my period is/was killing me I will say so, I don't want anyone to think I'm pretending to be sick or anything, I would rather say the truth which honestly any woman understands because it's not that common to have painless periods, than to say that I'm just "not feeling well" or something vague like that, which makes people think you're just lazy.

No. 2200703

>>2200695
ime people (my family mostly) took me less seriously when i mentioned period pain compared to just saying i was sick or mentioning severe pain without specifying the cause, even the women in my family thought i was exaggerating somehow

No. 2200711

>>2200628
I'm open with it. I don't even think about it because it's embarrassing to be offended by period talk, so I've already won if there are complaints

No. 2200985

>>2200628
Open and casual, I discuss it with my female coworkers without hiding and a few days ago I explained to my brother how I had misplaced my cup.

No. 2201066

>>2193624
i have a button nose, i guess closest to snub but smaller

No. 2205195

File: 1728810901108.jpeg (517.55 KB, 1170x886, IMG_5157.jpeg)

What would you do if you saw this? (Cillian Murphy as the grim reaper)

No. 2205198

>>2205195
Fuck him and accept death

No. 2205620

Which vtm edition is the easiest for beginners? Also is their an archive/catalog for all the supplementary material that came out during the 90s-2000s?

No. 2205813

File: 1728850395054.webp (82.71 KB, 600x450, E599D5A2-5547-44D8-80B2-CF0A9F…)

If you were a decorative gourd which gourd would you be?

No. 2205820

>>2205195
ask if he’s a lesbian, he needs to get knocked down a peg

No. 2206535


No. 2206608

>>2205195
Where’s the nonny with the rape button I need it for him

No. 2206622

>>2205813
black and orange

No. 2206642

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No. 2206749

File: 1728905416964.jpeg (1.91 MB, 1170x1828, IMG_5221.jpeg)

What if we are really in a matrix and this is what real life is like outside of it? We’re insecure now but we look like goddesses compared to our real forms

No. 2206893

>>2205195
shove the scythe up his urethra, killing him

No. 2206894

>>2206749
I absolutely love this aesthetic

No. 2206958

>>2205195
Pepper spray him

No. 2208372

>>2206894
Well then maybe you would prefer to wake up from the matrix

No. 2210430

File: 1729130046425.jpeg (63.03 KB, 640x480, 2024-10-17T124500.588.jpeg)

What Winnie the Pooh character would you be? Please do not bring up the mental illness theory where they originally called Christopher Robin a TIM for some reason.

No. 2210432

>>2210430
I'd be rabbit because I'm a buzzkill and like things just so

No. 2210445

>>2210430
autistic donkey ofcourse, who else could i be

No. 2210456

File: 1729131934665.jpg (95.57 KB, 736x786, 1000057749.jpg)

>>2210430
Donkey.

No. 2210482

File: 1729133153825.jpeg (33.16 KB, 537x472, images - 2024-10-17T134216.822…)

>>2210430
OP, forgot to answer but I'd be Kanga because I'm over protective and a bit of a bitch and I like to troll (picrel)

No. 2210736

>>2210430
Eeyore ofc.

No. 2210737

File: 1729158416191.webp (15.52 KB, 400x400, IMG_2330.webp)

Does anyone else think that Jenny Nicholson kinda looks like belle delphine, but without the egregious makeup?

No. 2210781

>>2210430
>Christopher Robin a TIM for some reason.
what?

No. 2210797

File: 1729164224766.webp (42.3 KB, 800x521, wnnie-the-pooh-tweet.webp)

>>2210781
The original theory was retarded as fuck

No. 2210864

>>2210797
this was made by a pedo

No. 2210895

>>2210430
Sometimes I’m Tigger and sometimes I’m Rabbit, exasperated w my own damn self

No. 2210947

How much would you spend on a weekly planner? Pretty and good quality ones are usually expensive, but they motivate you to write down stuff and get it done because using them feels so good.

No. 2211111

is pumpkin bread just october or is it october november december

No. 2211117

>>2211111
i'd say all fall long.

No. 2211124

>>2211111
October and November. December is Christmas time, no more pumpkins.

No. 2211137

>>2210947
Seriously thinking of dropping $100+ on an Apple Pig leather cover for a travelers notebook I don’t have.
If I’m getting it for myself I try to keep it under $30, unless it’s a brand I can really justify the extra cost for in which case $50 is my max.
If family ask for gift ideas I ask for the expensive fancy stuff and sets. Hoping to score a couple of Hobonichi again for Christmas.

No. 2211145

File: 1729187007423.png (463.08 KB, 800x930, 989690b69d4dd20a277733c8d10c94…)

what are nonnas going to dress for halloween? I need help picking a costume idea please!

No. 2211157

>>2211145
White coveralls + Covid safety leftovers (full face mask, mask and gloves), dirty it all up, coupled with a plastic pesticide sprayer. Then going to deck the front porch and front windows with plastic leftover from painting and some caution tape/biohazard warning signs.

No. 2211255

File: 1729191206357.png (Spoiler Image,1.73 MB, 1486x730, samara-the-ring.png)

>>2211145
I like scary costumes. Carrie was the most fun I've had dressing up for Halloween. This year I'm going as picrel, super easy to DIY.

No. 2211369

Is it bad if I don’t go to a coworkers funeral? Specifically for someone I only met a handful of times, and have taken over their position?

No. 2211460

>>2211369
Sending flowers might be a good middle ground?

No. 2212838

you guys have any favorite months? I love august, april, february, and november the most

No. 2212839

>>2211145
I'm going as an olive

No. 2212845

>>2211145
I wish I had somewhere to go for Halloween. I love dressing up. I like silly costumes so I think I'd dress-up as a bus. Like our local bus service with a sign that says DELAYED on it or something stupid like that.

No. 2212849

>>2212838
Yes! February, May, October and December

No. 2214638

File: 1729420057743.jpg (142.38 KB, 816x810, 1000018448.jpg)

So negging is where you give someone a backhanded compliment to make them so insecure that they'll feel like sleeping with anyone in order to feel valued and wanted? That's a very elaborate and wishful thinking-based outcome from just being rude to someone. Does that even work most of the time? How fragile would a woman's mind have to be to crumble into promiscuity and neediness just because a random scrote was rude? Maybe that would work if the scrote was someone close like a husband, but apparently scrotes do this to women they don't even know very much, if at all? Do they really believe the women are weak enough to want to sleep with them eventually for…just being rude? Are they retarded? I don't understand this mind game at all. Someone help me.

No. 2214648

Sperm cells are supposed to swim, so why doesn't cum move on its own, like when a man cums on a piece of furniture?

No. 2214655

>>2212838
October, November, December, April and May

No. 2214656

>>2214638
>Does that even work most of the time?
No, but most scrote strategies are a numbers game

No. 2214679

>>2214648
are the cells not suspended inside of a liquid? I would assume the liquid doesn’t move

No. 2214685

>>2214648
>>2214638
The stupid questions thread is here
>>2194866

This thread has a different concept

No. 2214691

>>2214685
anon that thread reached the post limit, nobody can post there now

No. 2214695

>>2214691
…Just make a new thread kek

No. 2214696

How did you meet your bf

No. 2214721

what did everyone eat for breakfast? i had an omelette with mushroom and egg on toast.

No. 2214738

>>2214685
…well, can you explain why cum doesn't move on its own? i think it's a valid question, not stupid

No. 2214749

>>2214721
Tillamook French vanilla ice cream and black berries.

No. 2214751

>>2214749
you won now i kill myself

No. 2214753

File: 1729430374993.jpg (162.42 KB, 1200x1800, cornmeal-porridge-pura-s-lucen…)

>>2214721
Polenta with cheese and yoghurt

No. 2214769

>>2214721
Banana and an apple. I don't have the energy to make anything in the morning.

No. 2214849

>>2214721
egg fried rice and strawberries

No. 2214855

>>2214721
Breakfast bowl with greek yoghurt, sliced banana, hemp seeds, granola and plum soup (idk what's it called in english, a cold sweet thick juice thing lmao).

No. 2214871

>>2214855
Can you provide a picture of that plum thing

No. 2215984

What boots are you wearing this fall and winter? Or which ones would you want to wear if you could have them? Looking for ideas

No. 2216305

File: 1729523560043.png (526.37 KB, 1125x1545, 558 - Blundstone USA.png)

>>2215984
I’ve always wanted to try these out but they’re kinda pricey. Maybe not so pretty but I still like them.

No. 2217082

File: 1729544241065.png (1.1 MB, 999x1028, duckeez.png)

>>2215984
Saltwater boots!

No. 2222232

File: 1729827765488.jpg (106.88 KB, 736x1104, Aggretsuko.jpg)

What's your job?

No. 2222238

>>2205813
I'm the half green half yellow one in the middle

No. 2222247

>>2222232
I work in nuclear energy engineering thesis aka N.E.E.T

No. 2222254

>>2222232
Advertising hell

No. 2222266

>>2222232
dont have one

No. 2223064

File: 1729866120031.png (509.1 KB, 754x809, grey-hair.png)

do you agree?

No. 2223066

>>2223064
Gray hair means getting old and getting old means getting closer to death. No one wants to be reminded of their own mortality.

No. 2223067

>>2223064
I started getting white hair a few years ago and my white hair isn't nearly as naturally curly as my brown hair so I hate it. That aside I don't care about the color and won't dye my hair.

No. 2227569

File: 1730112050342.jpg (20.4 KB, 320x240, 1650750143676.jpg)

What are your favourite adult animation cartoons? for me its KOH, , primal, south park and Duckman.

No. 2227572

>>2223064
I like grey hair.

No. 2227573

>>2223064
Cute on women, rancid on men

No. 2227579

File: 1730112786904.jpg (7.86 KB, 190x281, 1000028361.jpg)

>>2227569
Back in the 90's I was in a famous TV show…

No. 2227580

>>2223064
The woman in this picture is stunning.

No. 2227590

>>2227579
gay and lame duckman

No. 2227597

File: 1730114335563.png (1.33 MB, 1295x680, 1000028366.png)

>>2227590
Stfu, don't you be talking badly about the show that gave us princess carolyn

No. 2227600

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>>2227579
Based taste nonna, it's also my favourite

No. 2227601

>>2227597
She's the only good thing about the show everything else is fucking cringe. I am glad she ended up with the hot twink instead of the ugly post wall mouse.

No. 2227602

Where are you from and do you cross the street when the light is red but there's no car coming? I was in the Netherlands this weekend and people were waiting, but in France people cross anyway.

No. 2227612

>>2227601
>Ugly post wall mouse
KEK. His family was racist (speciesist?) towards her too she dodged a bullet

No. 2227632

>>2223064
yeah, it looks good if you look like picrel. If you are average in attractiveness, sadly, I have noticed it significantly ages you and makes you appear less attractive(men and women)

No. 2227640

>>2227601
Jonas was cute, but the mouse was better. Princess Caroline deserved the life of luxury she always longed for, and he could have given it to her. Though I didn't like his insistence that she work less, he should have let her be her.
I hated the writer's for dumping a porcupine baby on her instead of allowing her to have her own baby though. What a 7th place disappointment and ultimate let down for her. Here Princess Caroline, you incredibly talented and accomplished woman, have the unwanted discarded spawn of a retarded porcupine and his teenage girlfriend who has the IQ of room temperature milk. Yeah, they were both drunk at her conception (known to cause behavioral and IQ problems), and the mother can't afford healthcare or pre-natal vitamins, and she probably drank during those vital first weeks of growth, but the writers think this is all you'll ever deserve. Such horseshit. At the very least, they should have made her adopted daughter a cat, horse, or fox. Because those would have relevance to the story that had been told.

No. 2227791

Would you donate your organs, eyes, or tissues after you die? Why or why not? I would only donate if I knew it was going to a female donor and most organs can be given to both sexes.

No. 2227841

File: 1730133091873.jpg (642.95 KB, 1878x1010, fuckno.jpg)

>>2227791
Fuck no, I want them doing everything in their power to keep me alive and the system right now is too compromised and sketchy. Also you make a good point, most organ donors are women and most recipients are men, I don't want some scrote benefiting off of my body parts, raping with my eyes inside his skull. And it's not like my fucking family is getting any profit off my body parts meanwhile the hospitals and organ harvesters are. Hell no.

No. 2227850

>>2227791
No, I wanna be buried whole.

No. 2227865

>>2227791
Given the current state of medical malpractice and experimentation I’m keeping mine.

No. 2227888

>>2227791
No, not after that story about how someone found out that their mother's body was being used for military bomb testing

No. 2227893

>>2227791
I used to be an organ donor but recently had myself removed from the list. Felt a twinge of guilt at the time but I really can't stand the thought of any part of me keeping a scrote alive.

No. 2228048

>>2227893
Was it easy to do? I've been meaning to do that myself

No. 2228148

>>2228048
Not sure where you're located and how/if the process differs, but yes, it was very easy in my case. I just didn't check the box when I went to renew my ID. I think you can remove yourself from the registry at any time, but you may need to get a new license/ID card.

No. 2228281

File: 1730146602384.jpg (1.77 MB, 3024x4032, bloododnatingsnacks.jpg)

I agree with all you nonnies, how about donating blood? I have a O- blood but I'd feel iffy donating it for it to go to the wrong person.

No. 2228290

>>2228281
It's hard for the blood go to to a bad person tbh, it goes bad easily, doesn't it? So they use it right away. I remember donating blood for the first time and it was given to a girl getting a dialysis right then, the girl was very happy.
I would probably go to a children's hospital or something, just to make sure I'm not giving the blood to some moid.

No. 2228299

>>2228281
I don’t donate blood just because I’m a burgerfag and I know someone is profiting off of it meanwhile I am just getting good girl points. If I visit a country with universal healthcare I’d be willing to donate blood.

No. 2228303

>>2227791
Fuck no. I grew that shit myself and I'm keeping it. The thought of my pieces being inside of another (likely worthless) person is disgusting.
>>2228281
I can't donate my blood but if I could, I would if it was something like >>2228290 said. But probably not. I'm stingy kek

No. 2228308

>>2228281
Isn’t blood and plasma a profit market, where that stuff gets sold overseas more than it’s used in country? I’d donate if there were an immediate crisis (9/11 type event or natural disaster) but given women have a predisposition to immune disorders I’m a bit cagey about harvesting my literal life essence needlessly.

No. 2228311

>>2228290
This is much preferred and good reasoning.

No. 2228317

>>2228299
Anon in America you get paid for blood donation, what do you mean?

No. 2228324

>>2228281
Everytime I tried giving blood I almost fainted, I'm probably anemic due to my vegetarian diet, I've given up.

No. 2228337

If one of the admins came to your house right now threatening to publish your post history, what would you do?

No. 2228349

>>2228337
Invite them inside, offer them a beer or a puff of a joint. Talk to them. Ask how they came to be an admin of this site. Ask if they like it. Ask what the craziest posts they've had to delete are. Hold eye contact while smiling. Laugh at their jokes. Lightly touch their forearm. Offer them another drink. Slip one of my sleeping pills into their drink. Once they're out, drive them out into the woods to kill them, remove their teeth and sand off their fingertips, cut any tattoos out of their skin, and then cut them into various pieces and hide the pieces scattered all across the state. Wake up horrified at what I've done. Vow to never use an imageboard again. Then repeat the cycle when the other admins inevitably come looking for their co-admin. Get caught. Go to prison. Get a prison girlfriend. Live happily ever after with her until being sentenced to lethal injection.

No. 2228353

>>2228337
I personally would ask to see the post history out of sheer curiosity of what they think I posted

No. 2228355

>>2228337
Try to seduce her just for fun. Failing that, make friends with her. My post history is pretty tame and unobjectionable, aside from the objectively correct TRA- and troonphobia.

No. 2228780

Tf is mouthwash and why is everyone on media and twitter obsessed with it

No. 2228782

>>2228281
I am not healthy enough to donate blood. My dad had the most rare type of blood and he fucked his health by smoking.

No. 2228784

>>2228281
this is going to sound like the opposite of altruism but i considered donating blood because it lowers microplastic content in your bloodstream

No. 2228787

>>2228337
publish it where

No. 2228790

>>2228787
They're going to author an entire book about their experiences administrating an imageboard

No. 2228842

>>2228780
new indie horror game.
Overrated

No. 2228883

what should I name my daughter? Nona, nonny or nonette?

No. 2228884

>>2228883
Nonnrietta

No. 2228885

>>2228883
nonacita

No. 2228977

>>2228883
Nonatella

No. 2228980

>>2228883
nonnette

No. 2229068

Is design a character with animal ears and tail cringe or just animu therefore fine?

No. 2229086

>>2229068
Depends on what you want to do with that.

No. 2234097

What changes would you make if you were given control of lolcow

No. 2234103

>>2228883
noniqua

No. 2234105

>>2234097
add new themes

No. 2234113

>>2234097
Take dumbass shit out of autosage

No. 2234122

>>2234097
hidden audio player that can not be muted and a falling glitter effect that impedes site performance

No. 2234150

>>2234122
I hope it's going to snow this year again

No. 2234614

File: 1730474262791.jpg (66.56 KB, 735x737, 591bffdc8637dbb37d663aafe1f760…)

whats your favourite non sanrio mascot? doesnt have to be japanese

No. 2234842

File: 1730483858748.jpeg (54.54 KB, 667x442, IMG_1020.jpeg)

>>2234614
The San X sentimental circus mascots. I thought san x was a division of Sanrio till I learned they were their own company

No. 2234853

File: 1730484202695.jpg (162.66 KB, 894x886, monthss.jpg)

If you were to pick a different month of the year to be born in which one would you chose? I always wanted to be born in july but now I would rather pick november for coziness since it's not too close to christmas day but it has the christmas vibe anyway, gives off a "christmas is coming" hype.

No. 2234861

>>2234853
April! I’m an Aries moon kek

No. 2234872

File: 1730484691995.gif (322.04 KB, 240x320, FEFDB607-08B4-4846-B3D9-6363EE…)

>>2234614
crazy frog is my hello kitty

No. 2234875

>>2234853
April. All my favourite people were born in April I want to feel closer to them

No. 2234907

>>2234872
I NEED CRAZY FROG BIOPIC, NOW.

No. 2235108

>>2234853
May, it's my favorite month.

No. 2235771

>>2234853
November or December because it’s my favorite time of year

No. 2235773

File: 1730554346052.jpeg (265.9 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_5974.jpeg)

What’s your favorite feature on others or yourself, just something you find attractive?

I personally like deep set eyes, I think it looks so pretty

No. 2236381

>>2236376
vaguely

No. 2236383

>>2235773
For others, I find unibrows attractive. I just find myself drawn to people with unibrows, it's not something I see so often so I think it naturally draws me in. I feel the same about people with a prominent gap between their 2 front top teeth.

No. 2236385

File: 1730584169492.jpg (113.22 KB, 916x1200, 1000028558.jpg)

>>2234614
Julius!

No. 2236395

File: 1730584449600.jpg (54.3 KB, 960x620, 1000028559.jpg)

>>2234614
CLAMP had some of the cutest anime mascots imo

No. 2236399

File: 1730584840091.jpg (47.19 KB, 1600x1200, 489eccf5-20c8-4138-9ea2-4a149f…)

>>2234614
i love kyubeys design even if its a little piece of shit

No. 2236403

Have you ever been friends with someone who is now a cow that gets discussed on here? What was your relationship with them like?

No. 2236409

File: 1730585244219.jpg (21.67 KB, 500x500, 1000028560.jpg)

>>2236385
Samefag, I also love the sock monkey design
>>2236399
Something I like about Kyubey in the original series is that it simultaneously looks cute and really weird, which makes perfect sense for its character.

No. 2237447

How big does an age difference have to be for you to be conscious of it?

No. 2237449

>>2237447
like 5 years

No. 2238418

Does anybody else feel weirdly comforted by the smell of their own sweat?

No. 2238424

What are your favorite names?

No. 2238430

>>2238424
I really like old lady names

No. 2238548

>>2238430
Which ones?

No. 2238562

>>2238418
I smell kinda like a mix of bread, mushrooms and onion and it's kinda annoying, I like my pussy smell better but I can't really point out what it smells like.

No. 2238567

>>2238418
I love how I smell when I work out but loathe how I smell when I'm anxious.

No. 2238678

>>2238548
Esther, Evelyn, Connie, Winifred, and Florence are my favorites.

No. 2241454

Do any of you have or consider having a guard dog as protection? Like these specially trained Belgian Shepherd dogs? I think I would feel safer walking outside with one.

No. 2241486

>>2238424
my favourite girl names are evelyn, annabelle, penelope and charlene.
don't have favourite boy names though

No. 2263684

When hearing "Vocaloid", what's the first song you think of? For me it's World is Mine.

No. 2263687

>>2263684
I was an edgelord

No. 2263688

>>2263684
I had to search for the names of these because it's been so long kek but it's a tie "Daughter of Evil" by the two blonde shits or it's "Lie" by Margarine Luka

No. 2263691

>>2263688
>The two blonde shits
KEK what did they do to you? Good choices btw

No. 2263694

>>2263684
meltdown! still so good

No. 2263698

>>2263691
Once in 10th grade we had to do 10 minute presentations about inspirational people that we look up too and everyone was doing figures like Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks and then when the class weeb presented she did hers about the blonde vocaloids. So I had to sit in class for 10 minutes listening to this and feeling such strong second hand embarrassment and violent cringe that after that day I stopped listening to Vocaloids and I grew up

No. 2263704

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>>2263698
Idgi anon, are you saying you don't feel inspired when you see this creature?

No. 2272247

What age was the peak of your life? Why? What changed? How long ago was it?

No. 2272261

>>2272247
About ten years ago. I was graduating from undergrad top of my class, recognized for achievements, had a cute girlfriend, and we were moving together to a new city so I could go to a fully funded grad school. She blew it all up about two years later, and while things have gotten better, I haven't been at that high point since.

No. 2272267

>>2272261
I'm sorry to hear, but it's good you're not in a dumpster. Would you mind drawing me a curve?

No. 2272276

>>2272247
summer before COVID hit. my financial aid was sorted out, I was living in a big city, had great grades in uni and had made many friends. and I had lost 25 kgs and felt good in my body for the first time. then lockdown hit, almost all my uni friends had a gender breakdown and came out as enby they thems and I suddenly developed a binge eating disorder and turned back into a land whale.

No. 2272289

>>2272247
None, it has sucked a lot for me so far, and I don't have trust in a better future either. I will maybe end up kmsing in a few years for sure. But yesterday I saw a female cousin (she's in middle school) and I was happy to be there for her. I want to make her happy, and she makes me want to try for a better future. Get my shit together. Sort some stuff out. She will have my back, even if nobody got my back when I was her age you know? So maybe I will never have a happy or successful peak but I can be there for someone else.

No. 2272297

File: 1732301764525.png (68.77 KB, 1056x766, peak.png)

>>2272267
Thanks, anon. It looked roughly like this.

No. 2272298

>>2272289
That is such a sweet sentiment nonna. I hope things go uphill soon.

No. 2272300

>>2272247
Before COVID, while I was studying a career I didn't like, I had a future in another country as a translator, my French teacher was training me specifically to get a high level in the French test and everyone was happy to see me existing, I also lost a bunch of weight by working out and having a healthy diet.
It all ended when I came back home right before the pandemic was declared and I had to complete my studies, drop the French and find a job here.

No. 2272305

>>2238418
People have been telling me I smell bad

No. 2272311

>>2272297
>>2272261
Why did you two breakup?

No. 2272342

>>2272247
Before AIshit/during the beggining of covid i used to make 500 monthly on random commissions, without having a follower base, just random people i found on discord. After AIshit i tried to build up an audience online but ellon's retarded changes and not being in any popular fandom made it impossible to grow a follower base.

No. 2272359

>>2272247
Over 20 years ago around age 7-10, unironically. It'll take too long to explain why everything went downhill after that.

No. 2272365

>>2272247
I’m pretty sure I’m in the peak right now. My life was pretty much a shitshow since day 1, and it’s only in the last two years or so have things finally started to turn around for me. I’m in my early 30s, for context.

No. 2272402

>>2272311
She cheated on me.

No. 2272513

>>2272247
I'm 31 and I feel I haven't reached it yet, I've been on an ascending slope for the past two years.

No. 2272784

File: 1732322367501.png (467.24 KB, 670x670, sleeping-beauty-disneyscreenca…)

If you became a villain, what would your goal and ambition be?

No. 2272793

>>2272784
animal liberation

No. 2272794

>>2272793
and all rapists and abusers of women and children die and go to hell amen

No. 2272796

>>2272784
Get rid of the menace known as cheese

No. 2272804

>>2272784
inventing as many new torture contraptions as possible

No. 2272812

>>2272784
eradication of the male sex

No. 2273155

What's the cheapest way to shop from Japan? I want to buy a really old 80s anime merch that is a bit rare and pricy, I checked Mercari and Doorzo, what else can I check?

No. 2273174

>>2273155
Mandarake

No. 2273176

>>2273155
I’ve heard good things about thrift stores in Japan.

No. 2273192

>>2273176
I should've specified that I meant online shopping, sorry.

No. 2273508

Is Bumble BFF worth it? Has anyone tried it?

No. 2273780

>>2041705
this all there is. thats why i always will prefer skirts over pants and longer silhouettes, with swishy, weighty fabrics.

No. 2274057

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Are you a functioning alcoholic?

No. 2274058

>>2274057
No I am a nonfunctioning non-alcoholic.

No. 2274062


No. 2274189

>>2274058
This was way funnier when I thought it said "no I'm a non-functioning alcoholic"

No. 2274279

>>2274057
I resonate more with semi-functional

No. 2274336

>>2274057
yes i am drunk as we speak

No. 2274550

>>2234842
Same!
>>2234853
I guess I'd choose October.

No. 2274553

>>2170344
12k now lul. I'm not in it and I won't ever join.

No. 2274621

Which is the more hated nationality: Americans or Israelis?

No. 2274623


No. 2274741

>>2274621
1. Israelis
2. Americans
3. French
4. Brits
5. Indians

Also Chinese, Saudis & Pakistanis get honorable mention

No. 2274745

What's the least hated nationalities?

No. 2274747

File: 1732461230817.webp (346.34 KB, 2560x2560, 1000019169.webp)

>>2274741
It hurts to know that the burgers are hated more than the bongs, but when the bongs can make stuffed animals cuter than american stuffed animals, it makes sense. Thank you, JellyCat at least.

No. 2274754

>>2274745
Probably Icelandic or Mongolian or something equally unknown to the masses

No. 2274756

>>2274741
I think there's a lot of anti Chinese sentiment nowadays too.

No. 2274757

>>2274745
I feel like everyone likes thailand

No. 2275397

Is it worth reading One Piece?

No. 2275403

>>2275397
No, it's ugly as fuck.

No. 2275407

>>2275397
Yes if you liked the netflix adaptation and can ignore the semi-frequent "teehee sexual harassment" jokes and impossible female anatomy.
There's so much going on in the manga panels that over time you kind of filter out how shit the women are drawn. I'd recommend starting around chapter 69 or 96 (I forgot) which is after the Arlong Park arc.

No. 2275413

>>2275397
Absolutely not
>t. Just caught up to it entirely because my sister is a superfan

No. 2275594

Bit of setup for this question. So let's say you're out on a date with a moid who you've been going out with for a while. While on the date, another moid, who is a complete stranger, disrespects you on the date (like makes a rude comment about you or gets into your personal space). And the moid you're on a date with says/does nothing. Just stands around, aware of the situation, and only makes a comment about the stranger after he left. How would you view your moid after that?

No. 2275599

>>2275594
Worthless, spineless retard who can't protect you. Dump him.

No. 2275600


No. 2275602

If you had to wake up as one of Onision's kids, or Chris Chan's future kid, which would you pick? You are not allowed to kill yourself until you're 18.

No. 2275609

>>2275602
Onision's daughter and I would use the window incident to my advantage to be a huge psychopath and murder my parents MINECRAFT.

No. 2276030

Where would you go/what would you do if you had a random day off but no friends?

No. 2276034

>>2276030
Probably to the mall, to a museum, maybe the park or the gym, also a spa sounds great and to a nice coffee shop for a treat, I would take some stuff to draw, listen to some music or read even.

No. 2276038

>>2276030
Go to some of the shops/art galleries that are closed on my usual day offs, get a haircut too since most of the hairdressers are closed on these days too.

No. 2276065

>>2275602
Onision's definitely
What do you think would happen to the daughter of an incestuous rapist autist

No. 2276067

What are your red flags in a man? List them

No. 2276070

>>2276067
>breathing

No. 2276094

>>2276067
- too invested in politics
- mental illness, specifically cluster-B and cluster-C.
- trad larper/wants tradwife yet not being trad himself (kek'ed)
- having a social media following of over 1k (attentionwhore) (this does not apply to women btw)
- unhygienic, thinks being clean is gay
- misogynistic (almost all of them are, unfortunately)
- too into the redpill/bluepill ideology
- gooner
- drug abuse
- mommy issues
- watches vtubers
- voluntarily neet
- eats slop only
- follows other women on IG (mom doesn't count)
- in the closet
- has a mommy fetish
- nitpicking women (most effeminate thing ever)
- used/has a japanese bio, think it's "aesthetic"
- vapes (slop)
- smokes
- reply guy
- thirst trap liker
- does thirst traps
- unkept room
- can't cook one basic dish/thinks cooking is for women only
- not properly educated
- has a high bodycount
- has a tendency to cheat
- jumping from relationship to relationship
- indie guy/"X band" guy
- momma's boy

No. 2276328

>>2276067
It’s a trick question cause they all are, so only right answer being>>2276070
But if we talk about stuff beyond the baseline red flag then I pretty much agree with what >>2276094 listed. I’d like to add:

>is religious/believes in god or is insufferable, edgy atheist

>is a weeb
>has a racial ‘preference’ aka fetish
>reddit/4chan user
>is a ‘feminist’ and/or sjw
>virtue signaller in general
>is into bsdm, calls himself a ‘dom’…ew
>watches porn
>follows egirls or even pays for their content
>stingy
>’nice guy’
>’bi’
>racist, openly or covertly
>does not want to perform oral


These are all the big ones I can think of. I have some more specific ones too though.

No. 2276345

>>2276328
My sleepy ass just noticed the typo. i meant bdsm ofc kek.

No. 2277972

File: 1732660971970.jpg (188.34 KB, 805x425, bleach_and_fairy_tail_for_me.j…)

What's the best shounen slop series?

No. 2278024

>>2277972
Didn't watch Naruto so I'll go with Bleach. At least it's over and O got to catch up on it. Naruto is too long that I don't want to touch it at all, but I admit I like the concepts of it and I'm really curious to see what it's all about. If only it was finished.

No. 2278029

>>2278024
Naruto has been over for like 10 years now and it's as long as Bleach if we're talking about the manga, and not their anime adaptations. You can read of watch Naruto and ignore Boruto, a friend told me it's shit more than Naruto itself I mean and not even made by the same guy who create Naruto.

No. 2278039

>>2277972
I like Mob Psycho

No. 2278043

>>2277972
this spokon about horses

No. 2278076

>>2278024
Naruto up to the end of the Zabuza arc is a good stop if you just want to dabble in the concepts and get a taste for it. I always thought it would still hold up as a short story.

Cause after that is the Chuunin exams where they really launch into the characters and set up the major plotlines of the series.

No. 2278136

where in the continental US would you choose for a honeymoon?

No. 2278811

>>2278076
I'm ok with getting to know the characters and enjoying the ninja stuff. Should I watch Shippuden only or both shows?

No. 2278990

Do you feel embarrasment?

No. 2279000

>>2278990
Very very rarely. I feel second-hand embarrassment much more often. I can control my actions to not do things that would make me feel embarrassed, but I can't control other people's actions.

No. 2280779

would you be friends with someone with a happy childhood, good relationship with their parents and no trauma (so they can’t relate to yours if you have trauma)? would it be a detriment?

No. 2280780

>>2280779
I always feel like I'm a drain on those sorts of people

No. 2280787

>>2280779
Only if it's a casual friendship. I tend to feel tired when interacting with them more than that, like I'm just playing a character or masking being someone who had no trauma in my life when I talk to them so they won't be put off by me.

No. 2280791

>>2278811
The original Naruto pre-time skip has some great character writing and impactful scenes. Shippuden is okay but the Ninja War Arc really drags. If I had to choose between the og or Shippuden, I would always choose the og personally. Ignore Boruto completely.

No. 2280801

>>2280779
Absolutely, I guess it depends, but these people are usually very good to hang out with when you need energy and a good laugh. They're usually quite empathetic too and while they can't relate to your situation they can offer a valuable outside perspective which is something you probably need when you're dealing with a difficult past.

No. 2280823

>>2276067
Adding some I don't think other people said
>won't shave his facial or body hair for me, but expects me to be fully shaved for him
>not a good listener and makes every conversation about himself
>gets offended easily
>inconsistent and bad with commitment, even for small things like not replying in a timely manner
>overly critical of me
>likes anal
>defends trannies (will probably troon out or fuck a tranny in the future)
>no hobbies or skills outside of media consumption
>doesn't support or show interest in my own hobbies (even if they don't line up with his)
>expects me to chase after him

No. 2280835

I know there’s a thread for plastic surgery but it’s not showing up for some reason.

Has anyone had arm or stomach lipo? How much did it cost? Local or general anesthesia? Share anything else you think is useful plz

No. 2280893

>>2280835
Not me but my acquaintance had liposculpture which is like lipo but they also contour your body with the fat. It was $2800. General anesthesia was used.

No. 2281470

>>2280893
Damn, that’s less than a kilo of cocaine

No. 2284181

What are your favourite teas? Mine are jasmine (on green) and chamomile

No. 2284193

Why does no one like me? I commented “happy thanksgiving!” under a post made by a cook who’s work I really love and admire and she liked everyone’s comment, literally every single comment even from the randomest of accounts who she’s not even following, but ignored mine kek. Feels great.

No. 2284212

>>2284193
I like you. Happy late Thanksgiving.

No. 2284216

>>2284181
Rooibos, green tea with cinnamon and ginger and hibiscus

No. 2284257

>>2284212
Happy thanksgiving nonny

No. 2284273

>>2280779
yes, of course. just because you know some things about their up bringing doesnt necessarily mean they have never faced adversity in life. don't judge a book by its cover. also probably makes them less likely to be a clusterb

No. 2284274

>>2284193
you've got to stop taking insignificant things like this personally and internalizing them into negative self talk. there could be a million reasons why that happened that all have absolutely nothing to do with you at all.

No. 2284920

>>2284274
>there could be a million reasons why that happened that all have absolutely nothing to do with you at all.
such as?

No. 2286837

File: 1733162349185.jpg (99.34 KB, 635x500, pretty lady with gold tooth.jp…)

What are your opinions on gold teeth?

One of my teeth was chipped a few years ago, it's unnoticeable for the most part, it's maybe only 2mm of damage, and my dentist said it was okay to leave it since it's only a cosmetic issue. Lately I've been entertaining the idea of getting it filled in with gold. I've always thought gold teeth were really glamorous, but some of the people I've discussed this with in real life say that gold teeth have a negative connotation. I wouldn't want to get a full gold tooth, just enough so that the chip in my tooth is filled and fixed. I wanted to ask you anons about it because I thought I'd get a wider range of opinions.

No. 2286849


No. 2286854

>>2286837

I think gold teeth and tooth gems are cute, but you kind of need to already have an interesting/alternative look to pull them off.

I like them if they're sparkly but sometimes if it's just solid gold it looks like tooth decay kek.

No. 2287055

>>2286837
They're great.

No. 2287361

>>2286837
Ghetto

No. 2287631

>>2286837
I agree w the anon who said it depends on ur aesthetic. A lil gem can be really cute if you have an alt look or something. Gold looks good to me but I've only seen it on like athletes and drug dealers irl.

No. 2287924

What filling should I make my pies with

No. 2287925

>>2287924
Raspberry apple

No. 2288685

california nonas: what do you like living there? what do you dislike about living there? and what advice would you give to someone who might be interested in moving there?

No. 2289004

>>2277972
Hunter x Hunter and it's not even close

No. 2289006

>>2289004
nta but woah. seeing this on the front page kinda shocked me cause i was just right now thinking about how grossed out i was by one of my girl classmates being named hunter in 4th grade

No. 2289016

I wanna go to japannnnmmnmn has anyone been, how was it and when do I need to start planning my trip / when do I know I’m ready

No. 2289023

>>2289004
This is the only correct answer. Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece are all shit compared to HxH.

No. 2290694

File: 1733385295304.jpg (107.05 KB, 1200x800, elliot_rodger3.jpg)

What type of moid would you be if you had been born a male?

No. 2290713

File: 1733386160944.jpg (9.62 KB, 175x165, 1407655694076.jpg)

>>2289004
Absolutely, the patrician choice

No. 2290717

>>2290694
Literally him, I'm not even exaggerating

No. 2290720

>>2290694
I think I would be a faggot incel with a tendency to violence and retard politics. Like Nick Fuentes. It's a good thing I was born a woman, the empathy and female socialization stops me from going full retard. I have a lot of pent up tard rage but because I don't have a defective Y chromosome I just seethe silently, take cold showers, and talk shit on lolcow.farm

No. 2290728

>>2290694
I've been thinking about my moidsona lately and I think he would be an autistic coomer twitter and /ic/ artist who draws nasty waifu pics

No. 2290733

>>2290694
Anger issues type who gets into fights and joins the military at 17 because it’s better than prison fr fr

No. 2290734

>>2290694
>scrawny, unshaved, unwashed manlet
>hard drive of illegal hentai
>hates my saintly mother for no reason
>probably gets into some meme conspiracy from /pol/
>obsesses over the supposed superior iq of white males as cope for flunking high school
>feels incredibly sorry for myself despite being middle class in a first world country
>attempts to dm redditor women who post their nudes
>will never get a job unless he is literally thrown onto the street

No. 2290735

File: 1733388821673.png (240.45 KB, 325x533, 1643607533111.png)

>>2290694
>i would be free from sexual trauma
>my mom wouldnt have forced me to pour hot wax into my skin to get rid of ''unwanted'' hair
>i would go on hikes and camp alone without the fear of being raped and murdered
>i would have been able to do basketball/taekwondo
>my dad would have allowed me to go to the school i wanted
>i would have real friends who share my hobbies but dont want to fuck me
fuck, this was depressing to type

No. 2290740

>>2290694
probably on roid

No. 2290753

>>2290694
>enlists and tries really hard to go to war
>gets bored of the army after 2 years still not bombing anyone
>too autistic for normal wagie job
>probably wants to fuck planes or circular saws or some shit because male autism
>masturbates at least 10 times a day to liveleak execution videos
>saves up to buy a farmhouse and 5 guns
>hopes someone will try to rob him so he can know what it's feels like to kill a person
>moves to an off grid cabin because neighbours were too chatty
>gets gamer pc and wifi, has solar panels and a generator exclusively to play call of duty.
>will die by suicide after 50 yeas of self imposed solitary confinement in the woods

No. 2290776

File: 1733393335460.jpg (15.14 KB, 236x292, 8df1184e64e01afe182af02a3691e9…)

>>2290694
>college dropout
>bislut/ DL
>Unhinged, but also very sensitive and emotional
>Prone to mantrums and crashouts
>pretentious indie musician
>"Nobody gets me"
>Talented but too much of a messy retard
>orthorexic
>bipolar
>Misogynistic but pretends otherwise
You know what, it's a good thing I was born as a female because daaaamn

No. 2290779

>>2290694
I think I'd be the exact same except I'd be extremely promiscuous.

No. 2290785

File: 1733394347571.jpg (380.8 KB, 1536x2048, tumblr_285e3f898ce51bf8104d701…)

>>2290694
Two possibilities
>Long hair pretty boy
>Gay
>Annoying fantasy sperg
Or
>Gym bro
>Bi but DL
>War history and gun fag

>>2290776
Sexy ngl nona

No. 2290792

>>2290785
NOOO nonna he would be literally radioactive pls

No. 2290807

>>2290792
AYRT our moidsonas should kiss

No. 2290815

File: 1733396636585.png (370.86 KB, 590x869, TEUdnBv.png)

>>2290807
Can my moidsona join in?

No. 2290833

File: 1733397989234.jpeg (128.28 KB, 500x666, IMG_3568.jpeg)

>>2290694
Retarded gay BAPist probably. Exceedingly gay. Reads Nietzsche (in translation) and completely misunderstands him. Hated by all

No. 2290910

File: 1733403374746.jpg (80.29 KB, 736x736, 1000092461.jpg)

>>2290694
I think there's two possibilities with my moidsona:
>Ugly but ridiculously fit because parents let me pursue sports like my brother
>incel
>religious
>waifufag
>somehow gets a girlfriend
>retarded weeb with ugly anime t-shirts because I would be allowed to wear whatever I want
>tall
>autistic as fuck with few friends

And the other option would be:
>handsome
>tall as fuck
>autistic though
>people suck up to me because handsome
>I'm considered mysterious and cool
>fit as fuck because moid genes and good genes in general
>Also allowed to pursue anything in sports that I like
>clubbing because moids can do anything they want
>get any girlfriend I want/or be gay and get any moid I want
>model because tall and handsome
>be allowed to travel anywhere I want because I can go anywhere alone since the age of 15 because nothing bad ever happens to moids
>because of that learn lots of languages
>be so autistic about languages and never told to even lift a finger at home that I become very popular
>study whatever I want because I'm a moid and I'm allowed to study anything I want instead of taking a "nurturing" career
>weeb
>be popular because I'm a handsome weeb
>cosplay shit with money I get from working as a model
>happy

No. 2290916

>>2290910
And tbh, I would just date my best friend if she stayed a woman, but I wouldn't risk being gay of she became a moid too.

No. 2291252

Mothers, do you have a favorite child?

No. 2291262

File: 1733421837987.jpg (194.73 KB, 993x1080, 1377395182090.jpg)

>>2290694
Choose your fighter

No. 2291265

>>2291262
are fat otakus common in japan? i thought people there were skinnier on average, but then why do they draw ugly bastard hentai if they cant properly self insert in it?

No. 2291271

>>2290694
>would look a lot more like my mom instead
>coom artist probably into some deviantart level fetishes
>leftybro who used to be really racist and misogynistic when younger but then got enlightened by. idk breadtube videos or something
>would probably look like the guys in the middle row >>2291262
idk it was kinda hard to come up with

No. 2291277

>>2290694
Very interesting question nona, I think it should be asked again in the future to see the opinoins of other nonas and maybe the same nonas would have different ideas.

I would probably be the vidya nerd who was ostracized and bullied and had anger issues as a teen so I would have spent a considerable amount of time on 4chan. I would probably also be a redditor. But I want to believe I would have gone to therapy and it would have benefitted me as much as it did in my real life, so as an adult I would have matured into a decent man who still hates the world sometimes but regrets his past misogynistic and antisocial ways and tries to be better every day. (I be on that hopium fr fr)

No. 2291299

File: 1733424058200.jpg (70.6 KB, 533x566, f20fe659fdb22de06cbfa3fd1ea57c…)

>>2290694
The skinny unwashed metalhead that says edge things out of nowhere and is dumb as hell but thinks he is smart and somehow got a girlfriend way out of his league despite achieving nothing in life but playing shitty mmos.
Would probably get in trouble thanks to anger issues and either kill himself or join the military. Yet another shitty male for the world.

No. 2291302

>>2291299
That picture so scary…

No. 2291318

>>2291302
Isn't that Corey Taylor

No. 2291328

File: 1733425203690.jpg (75.85 KB, 736x935, 7619620fc55a8f8a70b313666f5d6a…)

>>2290694
>tall with broad shoulders
>pretty face with sharp features
>unironically ecofascist
>bislut
>male feminist only to mansplain and fuck naive women
>absolutely shameless, so probably successful
>gym addicted, obsessed by being natty and healthy
>happier because personality is seen as artsy and masculine, not bitchy and difficult
Life would be so much easier. But what a fucking massive asshole this moid would be. I'm glad he doesn't exist.

No. 2291344

>>2290694
omg i would have been a manlet who like died on the streets because he wasn’t cute enough to get his bills paid rip i would have hated being a man

No. 2291380

>>2291318
No it's some guy cosplaying him in a shitty reality

No. 2291456

It's too cold to go for a run. What are your favorite exercise videos on youtube? (no males)

No. 2291476


No. 2291483

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>>2290694
If not a manlet:
>gets into fights a lot
>knows how to attract women and uses it to his advantage
>hopefully fit
>boxer
>adventurous
>extroverted
>would go outside alone more
>cocky
>carefree
>volcel unless he meets a girl he'd want to marry
>probably popular at school
If manlet:
>absolute fucking loser
>would still get into fights, would just lose
>probably misogynistic
>NEET
>never leave his home country
>would post on r9k seething about chads
>yellow fever that would dissappear the second a white girl was nice to him
>into femdom and hates himself for it
>desperate for a gf
>but would never date a taller girl
>addicted to fapping
He'd be these regardless of his height:
>anger issues
>edgy
>waifufag
>argumentative
>stalker
>if ever got a gf would be extremely possessive, controlling and jealous
>100% homophobic
>still wouldn't watch irl porn, exclusively anime shit
>would have a folder of the girl he likes
>might print out her photos and have a shrine of her
>mother would be a lot nicer to him
>parents overall would probably be happier with him
Made myself a little sad thinking of how much my parents would prefer him. I wonder if he'd even have mommy issues because she'd be 10x nicer to him and baby him probably.

No. 2291485

>>2290694
>still be ditzy, say dumb unfiltered shit all of the time but it would be more accepted
>get diagnosed with ADHD earlier
>get bullied for acting gay or something in elementary school
>vidya addicted
>easier time making friends in highschool
>porn addicted
>still wouldn't know how to interact with the opposite sex, so I'm pretty sure I'd just pretend to be full gay and never touch a woman

I think all the men in my family would be worse if I was a boy, tho. None of them would learn empathy without me there.

No. 2291493

File: 1733432744019.webp (65.71 KB, 1000x1191, Chae_yul.webp)

>>2291483
picrel

idk anon if you become chae yul i kinda want you but like in a non-lesbian way because im not one and you would be a man k.

No. 2291495

>>2290694
I would be a murdererous incel tbh. My XX is the only thing protecting the world from my terror.

No. 2291500

File: 1733433467657.jpg (40.89 KB, 600x420, dodgy-sleazy-middleaged-man-ha…)

>>2290694
I would probably look like this tbh.
I'd probably be the type to say "I disregard women" and make sexist jokes about waifus but in reality I'd just be very insecure in myself due to still being a virgin, having backed out right before sex because I remembered Jesus and then got dumped when my gf asked me "are you sure you're attracted to women?"
I'd have a half chance of being in the closet but burying it in anime trash and gacha waifus tbh. I think I'd have more friends if I was a guy, but I think that would just fuck with me more.

No. 2291502

>>2290694
Some sort of borderline trans self hating faggot incel. I think that my interests would stay mostly the same, I'd probably be more of a weeb and porn addict. Id be the one gay kid hanging out with a group of girls pretending to be a winx fairy or magical girl. I wouldn't troon out but would crossdress at least a little bit and would be jealous of women. Perhaps I'd be transphobic and misanthropic. Can't say for sure.

No. 2291506

>>2290694
I probably would’ve turned out a fag had I been a boy because I’m attracted to men

No. 2291507

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>>2291493
Based Chae Yul nonna

No. 2291532

>>2290694
that meme with the chad and doomer boy wojaks where the chad is like "you smell like shit i'm going to have sex with you" or something and the doomer smiles, implying a string of being used and taken advantage of by older men

No. 2291538

>>2290694
>edgy turbo autist
>dresses like a Columbine shooter
>bald at 25 and grows shitty beard
>probably cant get a job and spends time doing drugs, masturbating and being racist on imageboards
>says stuff like Hitler was right in conversations with normies
>no friends because nobody tolerates him
>bisexual but homophobic
>neither sex wants him
>maybe loses virginity to a troon met on discord if lucky
>watches porn featuring man-made horrors beyond human comprehension
>probably ends up with a full blown psychosis and has some public chimp out

The more I think of it the worse it gets. All my worst traits combined with the moid lack of empathy and inability to self-reflect. The socialization of boys where your shitty behaviour is enabled until you turn in to a criminal or total loser. Thank god Im a woman.

No. 2291542

>>2290694
stoner jam band frat bro with a cumtown sense of humor. Probably would've gotten more into skateboarding than I did as a meager foid. I'm so glad I'm a woman, I would dress like shit if I was a guy.

No. 2291555

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>>2290694
>Probably pretty fit and active, but still no full six-pack bc beer
>Less mentally ill due to no sexual trauma or female competitive socialization, but still retarded because male.
>Loud and obnoxious and always doing stupid shit, but somehow has no problem getting girlfriends
>Artsy and kind of faggy; women inexplicably love this
>Probably has been to jail once or twice over minor infractions
>Dumb ass shitty flash tattoos
>Fails upward due to sheer charisma and luck

No. 2291604

File: 1733439693758.jpg (242.35 KB, 863x1390, moidsona.jpg)

>>2290694
picrel is what he'd look like at about 27
>endomorph body type, probably short
>somewhat good-looking before hitting the wall full speed at 25
>never going bald; hair is the only thing going for him
>gamer
>annoying class clown
>very argumentative, always eager for a debate
>would do boxing/taekwondo as a kid but would quit as he got older
>better at math (because dad would be more patient when helping him with it)
>would start drinking and smoking at 14 to impress peers, quit after graduating from school, still drinks on holidays
>bisexual but doesn't want to admit it, acts homophobic
>"i'd let homies hit if i was a woman tbh"
>secretely into femboys
>fap and porn addict, would try to stop because of some alpha male semen retention bullshit
>sent away to poland when war started because parents were scared he'd get drafted
>does some remote coding job there

No. 2291617

>>2290694
retarded bisexual manlet, ends up in leftist online spaces that prevent him from becoming a full-on misogynist incel but develops leftist misogyny instead. nintendo fanboy and eventual furry. either ends up having secret boyfriend or no longer talks to homophobic family. i will not consider my malesona marrying a woman, seems like too much of a disaster.

No. 2291672

>>2290694
>If I take after similar genetics I would be tall, 5'9"+ like my uncles
>Would be pushed towards sports more, I would have a deeper tan. My mom would not let me get actually fat, but wouldn't be super shredded either.
>Not ugly, but still be a little strange and autistic.
>Probably even more of a weeb than I already am, and probably a dragon ball fan too
>Would have more friends as a result
>Wouldnt be full on mysogynist but does agree with a few andrew tate posts
>Gamer
So I would be the average normie weeb male. I shudder knowing theres a chance I may have the smash player haircut

No. 2291683

>>2290694
a gymbro hot metalhead
and the privilege of no physical/sexual abuse history

No. 2291707

>>2290694
I like how all these men ITT sound like terrible people kek. my moidsona:
>mommy issues
>weeb and porn addict
>a bit faggy, probably self-hating bi in denial
>or only fucks trannies so it's "straight"
>has the math autism so does good in school and college
>gets wfh job or freelances and lives the digital nomad life
>either married a green card-seeking woman and moved back to the US or dead by 40
looks wise elliot rodger is basically a male version of me… I've been compared to him more than once unfortunately. so I'd probably look like that.

No. 2291711

why are all our moidsonas gay??

No. 2291713

>>2291711
I'm bi so just assumed my moid form would be too. or he'd watch too much tranny porn on 4chan and meme himself into it

No. 2291714

>>2291711
That's honestly a good question, I guess it's because some nonnas think they would still be gay if they're already gay, and other nonnas don't really imagine themselves dating women because they're straight.
After thinking about it, I don't think my moidsona would be gay after all, in latam people are extremely misogynistic and my moidsona wouldn't be able to handle the judgemental looks and comments from people because of the sheer autism that would plage him, and he would be pretty religious too, so yeah.

No. 2291715

>>2291711
tif mindset

No. 2291717

>>2291711
Me personally, I like dick but I'd also eat some pussy if given the chance, so it makes sense for my moidsona to be suspiciously gay, he'd suck a dick if given the chance too but neither of us will claim bisexuality ever

No. 2291720

>>2291711
Hey! Bro I’m not gay I’m just kind of a faggot

No. 2291728

>>2291711
It's the vice versa genderbent version.

No. 2291738

>>2291711
i think i’d be gay as a man because im attracted to men now as a woman

No. 2291801

>>2290694
>mommy issues, thirts after middle aged women
>long hair, gay outfits
>sexually confused hetero
>male body dysmorphia
>despicable hipster who worships female artists
>edgy
>jealous of women, manhating, likely to troon out then peak and detroon
>erectile dysfunction

No. 2316703

What's a red flag for you that's usually considered a green flag? I'd never want to be with a family oriented person.

No. 2316707

>>2290694
Beautiful high IQ chad with a beautiful face if athletic, incel and later tranny then incel again if fat.

No. 2316714

>>2316703
I really can't think of any besides the one you've already mentioned

No. 2316719

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>>2290694
>A little tall
>Thick hair
>Sexually assaulting other boys in the locker room
>Acting slutty for female attention
>Stroking my large cock in the mirror
>Probably violent
>Works out and mires myself
>obsessed with mogging other males
>Would get called a femboy even though I wouldn't be
>Talk about joining the military constantly but never do
>would get MKUltra'd so easily
>Would beg older women to torture me
>Joke with male friends about us getting naked and touching dicks but it's not a joke
>Would have FBI come to the home for making very detailed government takeover threats online
>Would never shut up about my dick
>Probably play a sport
>Kill myself before 30

No. 2316724

There was a forum website that had statistics on committing suicide and a talking space does anyone know what it is

No. 2316732

>>2316724
Sanctioned Suicide?

No. 2316755

>>2290694
I would have been annoying as hell but noticibly tall so everyone would have to endure me anyway

No. 2316756

>>2290694
I'm already a little ball of rage, however I don't know how much of that comes from things I have to deal with because of my gender. Either way testosterone is just going to throw dynamite on that fire.
I'd probably be dead in a bar fight at like 19.
Might have a beard.

No. 2317147

File: 1734834039470.jpg (73.94 KB, 736x736, 1000019551.jpg)

Fanfiction writers, how big would you say your following actually is? Come on, don't be shy.

No. 2317160

>>2290694
A normie that doesn't use imageboards and is dating a Stacy or at least a cute Becky.
My character traits (and sexual attraction) are considered good in a moid but abhorrent in women, that's why I'm a fucking loser as a female.

No. 2317453

What's your all-time favourite Christmas song?

Inversely, what's your most hated Christmas song?

No. 2317462

>>2317453
Proper Crimbo, especially the michael jackson verse. Makes all other xmas songs sound like shit.

No. 2317474

>>2317453
Fav Christmas songs, Stop the Calvary and Wonderful Christmas time

Least favourite, idk!

No. 2317585

>>2317453
Anything brill building from the 60s is bound to be amazing. I think Sleigh Ride by the Ronettes is my favorite but this is up there too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EvZOXEoJ84

Least favorite has got to be Baby It's Cold Outside, it literally is just a rape song lol. But I also really hate hearing any of the newer pop covers of old Christmas songs, genuinely kind of ruins my mood sometimes. Also hate the Frozen soundtrack but I think that's because I was an angsty 13/14 year old when it came out and had to hear it constantly from younger kids who I was already annoyed by kek.(learn2embed)

No. 2317731

>>2317453
Not super favorite, but I love how sappy 'The Christmas Shoes' is. And how if you actually listen to 'Do They Know it's Christmas' you realize how offensive the lyrics are for something that was supposed to be a charity song.
More seriously the last couple times I listened to 'Believe' I cried a bit for some reason.
Favorite hymns probably 'O Come O Come Emmanuel' and 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen'.

Least favorite, those dumb joke songs like 'I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas' or 'All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth.'

No. 2317746

>>2317453
>favorite
we need a little christmas
christmas unicorn by sufjan stevens
>least favorite
i saw mommy kissing santa clause
or like >>2317731 said, do they know its christmas is legit so cringe and hard to listen to even tho i dont "hate" it per say

No. 2317754

>>2317453
>Favourite
Fairytale Of New York
>Hated
I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
The Black Mirror episode makes me associate it with existential horror

No. 2317804

>>2317746
For me it's just so gap it becomes funny. Like it's a cheery charity song but the lyrics are all.
>the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
>the christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom
>the greatest gift they'll get this year is life
>tonight thank god it's them instead of you.
Oh the 80's.

No. 2317825

File: 1734893836965.mp4 (9.73 MB, 720x1280, 1000018510.mp4)

Which of these would you wear?

No. 2317828

>>2317825
Second one for sure

No. 2317842

>>2317825
The purse is amazing, I want it.

No. 2318102

>>2317453
Fave: Getting Ready for Christmas Day by Paul Simon, what a banger

Hated: Not the biggest fan of Baby It's Cold Outside or modern pop celebrity covers of perfectly fine old songs.

No. 2318648

>White supremacist
>Latino/Hispanic
>Gay
>Attracted to minorities
>Some combination of the above
Why is this so common?

No. 2318671

>>2318648
Men who are so keen on expressing their hatred are often attracted to the thing they hate, when a man says
>I hate those stupid blacks! They’re so ghetto and the women are all disgusting sluts
He watches ebony and it’s his favorite genre
>those fucking faggots, it’s a sin!
He likes taking it in the ass and he’s signed up on Grindr, he loves trannies too.

No. 2320231

File: 1735127909816.png (Spoiler Image,3.35 MB, 720x6236, Itch.io bara games.png)

Spoiler for long image but why are so many barafags also into furry shit?

No. 2320235

>>2320231
My hypothesis is they're really into hyper masculinity and to them, nothing is more masculine than being an animal/beast.

No. 2320268

>>2320231
My guess is that it's one step removed from reality so they can get more degen with it, or it doesn't hit so close to home if they deal with difficult topics. Beastars for men kek.



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