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No. 1859956
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I'd wish tech stopped advancing after 2003
No. 1859976
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No. 1860081
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Morning ladies
No. 1860090
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after almost 2 weeks of oiling my hair everyday and letting it get nasty so the bleach doesn't burn my scalp I finally bleached my roots and it's going to feel so good washing it away.
No. 1860169
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My favorite meditation that I listen to every single day just got deleted out of nowhere. I feel betrayed
No. 1860244
File: 1705607694974.jpg (Spoiler Image,16.31 KB, 300x168, 2Q==(18).jpg)
>>1860236You're not wrong but that cartoon's from the 2000s. I remember watching cartoons as a kid in the 00s and I always wondered why so many were so fucking ugly.
No. 1860258
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>>1860252reminds me of mr meaty
No. 1860259
>>1860252Even adult stuff has to look like ass. Everything either apes Rick and Morty or Family Guy. I watched Aggretsuko recently and it was about a single woman in her late 20s navigating life and it was cute and awesome.
It's almost like they have to make it look like shit because they are ashamed of the medium.
No. 1860266
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>>1860258Spoiler that shit nona. I had erased that show from my mind.
No. 1860381
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Every time I think about diversity in kids media I crack the fuck up. It’s literally always like
>stock blonde white girl
>an asian
>a black person
>…and a redhead
Why a redhead ? Why not a Latino or something just KEK redheads are seen as another racial group needing rep
No. 1860393
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>>1860372I'm about a 4 out of 10.
Good news is I'm ahead on work so I won't have anything to do tomorrow. My boss said I'm nailing it, so I might get promoted in February. Babysitting my 1 year old niece on Saturday and she's always fun. She can almost walk now.
Bad News is I'm still a lush. I've got two bottle of Pinot Grigio stored up tomorrow so I'm not shaky on calls. Cute guy I met on Hinge has been ghosting me the past couple days. Half pissed myself in the shop when buying the aforementioned wine.
Swings and roundabouts, life is dumb.
No. 1860438
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whatever happened to this kind of guy
No. 1860459
File: 1705626158248.png (115.42 KB, 381x293, tranny.png)
>w*men
>that uber sexualized art with pointy nipples
why are trannies like this?
No. 1860512
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Me as a guy
No. 1860520
File: 1705631220664.gif (Spoiler Image,2.42 MB, 640x640, 1694183862240937.gif)
>>1860512Thats cool this is me as an anime guy
No. 1860657
File: 1705637365063.gif (15.57 MB, 540x404, 08fc679.gif)
>>1860650are you the same anon who commented on my fetish for healthy men on medical tubes or something
No. 1860826
>>1860799The only credence I will give is to the women who somehow manage to make money selling pictures of their hands and feet. If you can manage to profit off moids fetishes without showing your genitals and face, then all the power to you I guess
The rest is fucking embarrassing though
No. 1860833
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Just thinking about my life, and honestly learning to drive was the best thing I did for escaping my abusive situation. (In America) If you can drive, you can do anything. To all my anons who can't drive yet, it's scary but don't put it off. Learn ASAP. Do it until it's a normal part of everyday life.
No. 1860895
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visual representation of sudden period cramps
No. 1860901
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Kylie really does look like Pepe the frog
No. 1860978
>>1860961Why not both? Treating women like helpless
victims who can't help but sell their dignity is misogyny. Feeding a vicious cycle won't help women and unfortunately mob mentality predicates that we all have to suffer and be treated like meat because of a few.
No. 1860984
>>1860978>Treating women like helpless victims Who said that you have to call women disgusting and say they are only worth sex to not treat them like helpless
victims though? Who said that not being concerned about purity is treating them like a helpless
victim? You can hold them accountable but it doesn't have to have anything to do with indecency.
No. 1861009
>>1860978This "oh so you think women are pathetic
victims with no agency if you believe abuse and trauma can severely affect a person's world view and sense of worth" narrative is the most insane spin ever.
No. 1861024
>>1861003I literally said that women who worship men and give them what they want be choosing to be a piece of meat are lower than dogs, that automatically means I see men as “the problem” You must be esl.
>>1861011We weren’t talking about trafficking
victims you disgusting pathetic excuse for a human being, stop using rape
victims as a shield you evil stupid loser
No. 1861026
>>1861011As an actual trafficking
victim I don’t like seeing OF whores and strippers using the
victims of CP and other forms of trafficking as a gotcha to hide your despicable behavior.
Go back to giving $10 rim jobs and leave actual
victims with actual problems alone you nasty subservient dog.
No. 1861029
File: 1705659407717.gif (596.33 KB, 260x220, bye.gif)
oh this is gonna be like that fight in unpopular opinions last year that went on for days. see ya next week nonnies!
No. 1861031
>>1861029 Because there’s a retarded obese troon who works as a prostitute and endlessly screams and rages whenever normal women talk about how disturbing prostitution is. He literally never stops screeching about how he’s a wittle twamatized
victim who can’t help but rim elderly pigs for $2. And he loves to compare his subhuman self to child trafficking
victims because he’s insane and retarded
No. 1861035
>>1861032That's okay
nonnie, I am over it now. I appreciate all of your input!
No. 1861040
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we're eating ice cream, everyone pick a flavor!!!
No. 1861043
>>1861040Mocha Macchiato, simple and clear name. The other two chocolate looking ones with weird names were
sus to me.
No. 1861139
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Modern problems call for modern solutions
No. 1861149
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He looks like a Frenchman but Asian idk how to explain it… does anyone else get what I mean?
No. 1861164
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shrimp are so cute i love their silly little legs. i want a tank of silly little shrimp to look at
No. 1861170
File: 1705682062306.gif (5.55 MB, 480x270, ggdg.gif)
Oh my god I made a wrap so good I think I ascended into heaven for a second
No. 1861186
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No. 1861200
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>>1861186I want a milka cow plush, but an ott fancy one like this
No. 1861248
>Shi Pei Pu (Chinese: 时佩璞; pinyin: Shí Pèipú; December 21, 1938 – June 30, 2009)[1] was a Chinese opera singer from Beijing. He became a spy and obtained secrets from Bernard Boursicot, an employee in the French embassy, during a 20-year-long sexual affair in which the performer convinced the man that he was a woman.
>Shi later showed Shi Du Du (时度度), a four-year-old child that Shi insisted was their son, to Boursicot.Shi and his adopted son were brought to Paris in 1982, after Boursicot was able to arrange for them to enter France.
>Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back. He said that Shi Du Du, their purported son, was a Uyghur from China's Xinjiang Province who was sold by his mother and adopted by Shi Pei Pu. Upon discovering the truth of their relationship, Boursicot attempted suicide by slitting his throat but survived.
lmao moids are retarded
No. 1861287
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Been rewatching IT Crowd for the first time in about a decade. Kept thinking where tf is the episode where Jen holds the internet in her hands?? Forgot it was in the same episode that's since been condemned for crimes against trannies.
No. 1861326
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What the fuck is it with spoops editing themselves to have roger from American Dad! bodies kekk goodness
No. 1861351
>>1861345Guy who plays moss was branded as an evil
terf lately too. Surreal seeing articles with pics of nerdy ass moss in character next to that shit. Now that's comedy.
No. 1861359
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Just found my old English notebook from the first year of university, kind of cute to see all the stupid mistakes but I'm appalled by essays and sentences I wrote back then. It's like they were written by some edgy, perpetually frustrated or bored, unnecessarily mean and sarcastic stereotypical gothic girl. It's literally the most carefree times in your life, RELAX and ENJOY it
No. 1861377
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>>1861362She has fetal alcohol syndrome head
No. 1861383
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Whenever I imagine what nonnies here look like all I can imagine is pic rel
No. 1861413
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>>1861411You ain't kidding. What was his deal? His BF was a feeder or something?
No. 1861425
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>>1861415no kidding, here is a picture for anyone who doesn't know. it's honestly sad.
No. 1861431
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>new survey shows 1 in 20 men would have sex with a child
>and 1 in 7 would consider it
i need straight to lesbian conversion therapy. being straight is a curse
No. 1861502
>>1861501Nta but Olive oil exists
nonnie kek
No. 1861523
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LC is literally North Korea
No. 1861529
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>>1861523But Kim had kpop idols performing for him in North Korea. What a strange country.
No. 1861619
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Browsing ot and this thread pic is stressing me out. He looks so happy but I don’t think he realizes that’s not a small pond but a toilet. Please somenonnie help get the ducky out of the yucky!
No. 1861633
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Good evening say it back
No. 1861636
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>>1861633Good evening
nonny No. 1861649
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>mfw hamletmachine draws nsfw sukufushi with ftm megumi
No. 1861668
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It's my bfs birthday today desu
No. 1861677
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i don't feel anything if i touch myself but i survive by thinking about my autistic fantasies
No. 1861678
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Started thinking about life and wondering … Maybe I'M the cow.
No. 1861687
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>>1861677you are a gigastacy unaffected by base animal instincts sometimes i wish that could be me. alas.
No. 1861693
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how do i get rid of my fear of insects, i hate them so much and i get scared about them crawling on top of me or hiding around, i can't bring myself to look at them or kill them
No. 1861715
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>check out on one of my favourite artist after a few months
>she deleted again
it's so tiring to be a rkgk enjoyer
No. 1861716
>>1861713kek
nonnie that's fine, enjoy your relax time
No. 1861727
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don't wanna jinx it but this is the first quiet and normal weekend on /ot/ in a long time, ahh just how it should be
No. 1861735
>>1861731kekkkk stop, she is speciest at worst
>>1861733for some reason the winter break newfags were worse than the summerfags this year
No. 1861747
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hey everyone come over to my place, i'm having a party. it's gonna be awesome cause i got this new video to play on the tv
No. 1861748
>>1861747that's sick
nonny what are we gonna listen to
No. 1861760
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No. 1861768
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TIL these are called "flash sheets"
No. 1861784
>>1861763me and the other nona
>>1861516 are going to become train drivers
No. 1861790
>>1861780I second the drug dealer suggestion then.
Speaking of drugs, I've been wondering: since it's so common for lawyers to do drugs, do law firms even bother testing?
No. 1861802
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I don't struggle with doing anything with long nails EXCEPT using a trackpad. When I'm playing games I like to use the tips of my fingers but with long nails I have to use the pads of my fingers and it makes me suck.
No. 1861803
>>1861798I said good feminine jobs because that was what I felt like saying. Get over yourself
>>1861799I didn't say I couldn't write it dumbass I said I didn't feel like it, stop looking for an opportunity to whine over everything you spergy little zoomer cunt
No. 1861808
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>>1861802Sounds like a nightmare, from now on I will make sure to keep a mouse around.
No. 1861810
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I really want to watch Mulan
No. 1861811
>>1861803i will make sure you will not be a passenger in my train, you're stinky
try becoming a florist or a perfumer idk
No. 1861812
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>you're a MOID
>no you're a tranny
>yeah that's something a moid would say
>no you're a scrote
No. 1861817
>>1861724I'm still on the first wife. I feel so bad because in ever scene she's trying to make him feel better and steer him in the right direction.
Anyway, I'm waiting for some real shit to start. Right now it's just him reiterating "we're making sooo much money and we're fucking sooo many prostitutes (and the secretaries) at the office!!!!" over and over.
No. 1861819
>>1861797He didn’t do a review of it but instead a comparison to it and the 70s one
>>1861813Same, especially around the holiday season for some reason?
No. 1861828
>>1861818He had no creativity or budget when it came to his attempts to produce his own movies but he was absolutely entertaining as hell when it came to movie reviews
I'm surprised he's still releasing videos kek it's news to me. Seems like so many film reviewers who were reacting to the movies were replaced by cut and dry critics who just tell you their thoughts without showing you clips in context.
No. 1861856
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I love this cat
No. 1861860
>>1861848I think he fell into a depression, he'd been operating his channel since high school. It must be stressful starting a channel when you're a kid, obtaining a small midsize following when you're not used to it and then crashing when your own filmmaking dreams falter. He probably just wanted to explore other facets of life and started half assing his videos cuz he doesn't really care anymore. He and IHE strike me as normal people. Feels like most people who stay on YouTube long enough and build a huge following become mass produced caricatures. Neither of them would've done as well in the current advertising swill where Mr Beast is the #1 YouTuber and every other video that isn't aimed at kids seems like it's restraining itself to avoid demonetization.
I swear Ralph and IHE did a podcast together for a hot second, but I can't recall the name.
No. 1861861
>>1861849I'd rather see grandpa than shotacons
Although the Brad whatever thread is odd. Dano and Driver are known and younger, who's grandpa and why are there enough anons lusting after him to warrant a thread
No. 1861862
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kek
No. 1861873
>>18618652D over 3D is always better to my eyes
>>1861867kek i come and go and i have awful memory i guess, i remember reading some stuff that mentioned them but they didn't sound serious, pretty sure i've missed what you're talking about
No. 1861903
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I drank 3 monster rehabs. When does my third eye appear?
No. 1861908
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>>1861895I hate Assaultronfags and those Atomic Heart garbage baits!!
No. 1861914
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>>1861911pouring out a java tripleshot in your honor sister, godspeed
No. 1861938
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>randomly repember that really good fic i read forever ago
>can't recall title or author
>hope she hasn't deactivated, it's been years
> autistically cross reference tags and comb through others' rec lists
>recognise the user name, thank god her profile is still there
> nearly all of her fics are still here
>that one specifc series i was looking for has been deleted
mfw
No. 1861939
>>1861907Back to report I downed more but it just made me sleepy. Why must the third eye be so hard to obtain?
>>1861914Exquisite taste
No. 1861953
>>1861939switch energy drinks
inconsistency will crack your third eye wide open
No. 1861984
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You jost lost the game
No. 1862001
>>1861978Shayna is our Ethan Ralph. Pixie is Lolcow's Chris Chan, nobody is making videos or documentaries detailing every thing Shay has ever done. The only thing Chris and Shay have in common is they both find the idea of incest hot. Thats it.
Ethan Ralph has a very dedicated group of moids on kiwifarms obessed with him, while nobody else barely fucking cares about him.
He's a nobody, kind of like Shayna is nobody.
No. 1862079
>>1861895You're right, moids crave flesh because they know it's real but they will never touch it. Women want something novel that's powerful but that will never cause harm to her.
I mean, I used to want to fuck giant robots too, I seriously get the appeal, the less humanoid are the genitals the sexier is the whole setting.
Like, imagine being in love with this huge as fuck alien robot with a handsome face that says that you're special to him even if you're basically a second alive compared to his ridiculously long lifespan. That's pretty awesome. And when you get to know him, he shows how insightful and kind he is, and when you finally get to fuck him, he has such cool looking genitals that it's just amazing and there's fireworks blowing up in the background, and he fucks exactly the way you want and everything is perfect.
Meanwhile moids only see bobs with vagena and get a hard on.
No. 1862154
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My friend, oh please, please, you don't have to put food cream in everything you make. My friend. It's a stir fry. Friend. Please. I'm happy you got your own place, but for the love of god stop inviting me over to your food cream soaked dinners - and you don't need to add creme fraiche for "extra creaminess" GOD FUCK
No. 1862184
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i am pretty sure a cow is selfposting in a thread and i am dying for them to go full schizo and announce themselves, i want to edge them on
No. 1862192
>>1861844I remember, before he made a video on it, I'd find and watch all of the millions of parody accounts like I HATE GREEN or one that posted some weird pizza vid (I think I HATE PIZZA DELIVERY) or (I HATE I HATE PIZZA DELIVERY) and then videos of an old shirtless man sitting in a dark room rambling and I still don't know if he owned the IHE parody account or the person who really did just found a video of an old schizo moid. I can't find it, I think the account got sold. And one of the parody accounts made videos and episodes of the other parody accounts going on adventures. There were also
>I have a slight aversion to everything>I dislike everything>I love everything>I eat everything>I'm triggered by everything>I care about everything>I don't care about everythingThere are some old ones on I Archive Everything, but he hasn't archived nearly everything unfortunately.
No. 1862215
File: 1705773701830.png (13.73 KB, 721x242, eggcorn.PNG)
>>1862207TIL. thank you nonita!
No. 1862394
File: 1705785698065.mp4 (2.35 MB, 576x576, mB_JqUsRALmNfzRk.mp4)
It's really sad how male beauty fades
No. 1862405
>>1862386>>1862389what else could you possibly be talking about, or are you an ugly man fucker?
>>1862391now what are YOU talking about?
No. 1862416
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Growing up and realizing I'm not genuinely attracted to women but just watched hentai at an extremely young age (9) has been eye opening for me. I never was attracted to women, i just found (mostly fictional) women being sexualized hot stemming from a sexuality which should've not been developed at said time, which later turned into a coping mechanism for women being sexualized everywhere, especially with how prominent it was (and still is) in my special interests; anime and jrpgs. I feel like a boulder's been lifted from my shoulder, except it took me nearly 10 fucking years to figure it out, and now i'm recontextualizing my entire life once again.
No. 1862442
File: 1705790036315.jpeg (327.33 KB, 1695x1514, 1662980272527.jpeg)
>post something
>forget to check for replies
>2 days later
>remember and try to check again
>forgot in what thread I posted it/can't find it in the thread I thought I posted it in
No. 1862456
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It makes me sad that there isnt a database for artist the same way there is a database for movies or music. I want to find more of this artist but there is 0 information about her. I love her style so fucking much.
No. 1862472
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>>1862469only links to a pages where they sell her postcards, but searching the nickname she went by only leads me back to pinterest. I love 60s/70s art so much, and it's a shame it's badly archived. This is basically western shoujo, sadly we will never go back to pretty art like this.
No. 1862473
File: 1705792874598.jpg (130.7 KB, 749x1078, alt.jpg)
>>1862472yeah, found quite a few like
>>1862456different artist it seems though.
No. 1862499
File: 1705795055074.jpg (69.68 KB, 563x802, 5d0a5870de4561656e16cb3cb87d39…)
>>1862492nta, but I'm on the fence. also I think the illustrator mostly designed postcards for perla that were in spanish.
No. 1862500
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>>1862499and this one is even more
sus.
No. 1862511
>>1862500whats
sus about it?
No. 1862514
File: 1705795738539.jpg (216.57 KB, 984x1424, 073ef91cd5d334e8850e1f5fce6234…)
>>1862492literally what moid would draw something this cute? it screams feminine to me. From drawing cute couples, to the moids being equally cute as the girls, to the focus on the fashion and the graphics elements like the hearts and colors.
No. 1862521
>>1862518moids are gross too but she draws them cutesy
>>1862519whats short of?
No. 1862529
File: 1705796667793.jpg (355.64 KB, 500x700, hillaryknight.jpg)
>>1862523They were, anon. I'm an illustrator, I studied this shit, I know.
No. 1862535
File: 1705796966685.jpg (1.26 MB, 1136x1601, tumblr_otc2m8AsaU1qcpuvgo1_128…)
>>1862525>>1862532It's from the 70s, yeah. Male artists of the time always drew the women super sexualized and the moids gross looking, her approach to making both characters cutesy and innocent just tells me she's female.
No. 1862537
File: 1705797019967.jpeg (49.97 KB, 567x484, 1652197353652.jpeg)
>see some argument in art salt thread
>find out it's based off an argument in the last art salt thread
>it's a bunch of furries trying to dunk on vampire art because an anon said a furry art piece looked generic and she said she preferred the vampire art
>the new thread has some sperg claiming an artist who's been well-known and respected since the 90s at least is a "copy"
I think lolcow's art threads are polluted by retards at this point.
No. 1862540
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>>1862514note that this was probably made before hypersexuality became normalized. so, people today probably don't see anything off when by the standards of its time this isn't quite the case.
>>1862535I mean, this man here might not be everyone's type but he isn't conventionally gross looking. there's a lot of other vintage art that is cherubic and cutesy. also the teen girl here
>>1862500 just looks like modern coomer bait and ironically what you posted is less sexualized.
No. 1862543
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>>1862521I agree that chaco sounds like a male nickname, I also found an artist with super similar work that goes by the name of J. Correa, no idea what J stands for so could go either way I guess. But you could check out the art of Maria Pascual for similar vintage stuff fuckyeahmariapascualart.tumblr.com
No. 1862549
>>1862535we are talking about the 70s anon, not the era leyendecker was active one. It was the sexy playboy era where pinups were already a lucrative market and the type of art straigth moids were making or
>>1862535 if they were faggots. Actually like
>>1862543 said maria pascual is another artist of the time and she had a very similar style of cutesy women/men. It's very obvious once you compare the styles of the time.
No. 1862550
>>1862416honestly I think this might be me as well. I've been feeling endlessly confused since I have a strong arousal response to women but feel drawn to dating men. For a while I thought maybe I'm lesbian but then I got a crush on a guy and that screwed with everything again.
I think what's going on with me is that I'm straight and have a low sex drive but I just sort of pavloved myself into getting aroused by women in specific unrealistic fantasy scenarios
No. 1862575
>>1862412>or even any posts in particular?>Honestly, sometimes anons here remind me of?
If you're going to vaguepost do it right.
No. 1862580
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>>1862560>>1862556Both of you shut the hell up.
No. 1862581
>>1862517i've been doing that shit all my life and my face never got any slimmer
t. bobbleheaded skeleton
No. 1862629
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>>1862609yes
nonnie?…
androgynous looking people are my weaknesses and it just so happens that many of them are confused women. i'm not weird! No. 1862642
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Spent the evening watching spooky videos on Youtube and just when I went to bed I realised that everyone in the flat is away tonight so I'm here like pic related
No. 1862661
>>1862647Like just generally creepy or surreal things. I like that vs jump scare ooga booga. Like just slow unpleasant feelings. Some videos I watched tonight are
>Local56. Analogue horror is very hit or miss but this channel nailed it.>Unedited Footage of a Bear.>Jack Stauber’s Opal.>This House Has People in It.>Rabbits by David Lynch.>Probably in Michigan.>Salad Fingers. I used to watch that during my Emo phase and has no idea they guy started making more episodes.>>>1862646 This>Some recreations of scenes from The House of Leaves bookIt's not horror but LasangaCat is super fucking weird and I love it.
No. 1862692
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Steak and ale pie and Victoria sponge cake are the first British foods I've looked at and been like "wow I NEED to try that". Especially the cake because I don't really like cake frosting and I love whipped cream and fresh fruit with cake so this is basically perfect to me.
No. 1862758
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Ever since I noticed the turtle shell thing men have on their backs when they move their muscles, my sex drive completely disappeared. This is the biggest ick ever, nothing can make up for it.
No. 1862765
File: 1705810419924.jpg (592.32 KB, 536x516, 20240120_231111.jpg)
>>1862746Thank you so much for the validation sister I was DISCOSTED
No. 1862778
File: 1705811663699.png (118.1 KB, 512x512, 1670050272079.png)
>>1862776>google her>its a rapperyou just proved my point
No. 1862782
>>1862778>google herKEK
Also m.i.a was a rapper? i always considered her more of a singer than a rapper
No. 1862829
File: 1705814373941.jpeg (867.16 KB, 4032x3024, gunt.jpeg)
You walk into the liqouor store, what are you getting
No. 1862831
>>1862821it would've been a good response if it was just woman instead of "gay moid"
The only people i know who listen to ABBA, Janis Joplin, ELO and Village People are women over 50
No. 1862836
File: 1705814571631.png (9.36 KB, 336x253, 2010.png)
>>1862806guess we can't
vibe nona…
i agree though, i hate melanie martinez but i only know her songs, i never want to know more about music artists
No. 1862844
>>1862837i'm sleep deprived so i don't know if i'm not connecting my neurons but what do you mean what page
i just put my spotify liked songs into a playlist and threw them on the chosic playlist analyzer to see what year was the most common one
not all the music i like is on spotify but whatever
No. 1862857
>>1862851I don't honestly know, to be honest.
I might just be reading into it because I don't have any fucking bananas.
No. 1862858
File: 1705815634901.gif (680.36 KB, 220x209, 1700927098195.gif)
why is lolcow dead right now!! talk to me nonnies. honestly im only here because i was talking to my friend and she fell asleep so now im bored kek
No. 1862862
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whenever i feel sad about my art i look at this thing and inmediatly feel miles better, because at least i try
No. 1862870
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I love people who are just naturally funny and conversational online because too many try too hard and just vomit overthought me-isms all day and all night. I appreciate someone who isn't so rotted in the brain that they are still capable of being casual and like, normal but still humorous.
No. 1862915
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>>1862898When it's a backshot and their arms aren't showing its literally just a bumpy bare landscape that looks like raw chicken. You can call it retardation all you like but it's true.
No. 1862921
>>1862915agree to disagree ig (?)
an entire back looking like pieces of chicken sounds weird to me kek
i still think posting that comment on that thread was retarded sorry No. 1862922
File: 1705822036945.jpg (123.85 KB, 1000x667, shutterstock_507818071_1000x.j…)
>>1862921So sorry you don't have eyes that can see.
No. 1862928
File: 1705822531981.jpg (61.91 KB, 931x524, car things.jpg)
>>1861926I’ve seen transformers porn and she was drawn pretty humanoid to me, a fleshy body and very human breasts and vagina. Like shouldn’t her vagina look like picrel?
>>1862079You get what I mean kek yeah you explain it so well.
No. 1862930
File: 1705822606396.gif (119.45 KB, 284x218, 4537582.gif)
>>1862922THE EYE CAN SEEEE!
THE EYE CAN SEEEE!
No. 1862937
File: 1705823334206.jpg (27.85 KB, 480x391, Depositphotos_350775940_S_480x…)
I want one of these goofy cats
No. 1862954
>>1861677same
nonnie, instead of going out and getting a life, i stay inside and dream of pretty and pleasant men devoid of those abnormalities that have become normal for the average man to possess.
No. 1862982
>>1862839where's that
nonnie who decided to listen to her favourite vocaloid songs again for nostalgia?
nonnie i know how you feel now, listening to MM again, it's itching my brain in a way i can't understand.
No. 1862993
File: 1705828948990.gif (957.48 KB, 500x281, utaprifucktheair.gif)
>>1862988but are they less cringe?
No. 1863015
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I saw this posted unironically today, and I gotta say both sides are correct.
No. 1863019
File: 1705830985514.png (170.71 KB, 242x277, Untitled.png)
>>1863015DEKU
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA
No. 1863074
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>saw a video where some youtuber was calling out someone for doing a little happy dance when her food was being served
>they call her fake, attention seeking, etc. the list goes on
>tfw me and my friend always do a little shimmy when we have the first few bites of something we like
>guess it's a crime to be an idiot with very expressive body language that just really like good-tasting food
No. 1863110
>>1863074If you're talking about this you're retarded and deserve to be shamed.
No. 1863112
>>1863110i feel so bad for the woman in the back. being filmed in public sucks. i also have a constant frown, even when i'm lost in thought, so i'd be the perfect
victim for one of those "this nasty bitch cunt whore karen is angry because i'm happy!!!" videos.
No. 1863139
>>1863074Do you and your friends film it and in the process film other unwilling people, only to post it on the internet with the intent of mocking the person in the background for not being as “teehee carefree and fun”?
The woman in that original video would have been fine if she didn’t feel the need to post it on the internet. No one thinks you’re quirky for enjoying your food, they think you’re annoying for filming in public.
No. 1863221
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No. 1863224
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kek, memes are bound to become reality when. moids just repeat them enough to themselves
No. 1863241
>>1863224TRAPS ARENT GAY, ANON
>>1863234Honestly I see no reason to not incentivize "alpha" moids to get together with troons.
No. 1863253
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Would you want this famous photographer to take your photograph?
No. 1863282
>>1863036What exactly am I supposed to get out of pepper spraying myself?
>>1863037So what? Suicide is the one thing they excel at over us, other than rape and murder. Quick, painless and extremely successful.
No. 1863308
File: 1705854323618.png (1.01 MB, 736x880, what the hell.png)
what was going on in 2007 that made everyone think this big sweeping combover was acceptable
No. 1863316
File: 1705855023361.jpg (462.06 KB, 1078x1288, IMG_20240122_033853.jpg)
No. 1863319
File: 1705855103849.jpg (732.53 KB, 1170x1453, IMG_20240122_034009.jpg)
No. 1863486
File: 1705864811558.jpg (118.53 KB, 1170x1621, 20240113_224252.jpg)
Just saw someone say binch in 2024
No. 1863490
>>1863483If you
truly believe this about any form of technology you are both ignorant and blissfully lucky to be so unaware and tech illiterate
No. 1863511
File: 1705865555063.jpeg (122.76 KB, 1078x688, IMG_0211.jpeg)
>incels: make 72733736 different animal pills
>also incels: get this information from beastiality porn and will post that porn uncensored
hm… why are you looking at beastiality porn? and posting about it?
No. 1863513
File: 1705865628135.jpg (32.99 KB, 500x334, 1690571835147.jpeg.jpg)
>>1863483Because I've created husbandoAis I know all of your late night roleplays
No. 1863554
>>1863545They are very busy promoting that shit. They spam search terms on tiktok and discord that lead to dog porn videos to trick kids into watching it and make reaction videos then go back to incel boards brag about it.
I mald a lot about millenial parents letting their kids use smartphones all day and its because of shit like this.
No. 1863610
>>1863591I liked to think there's another timeline just like ours but where myspace and facebook never existed, where smarthones were not invented, a world without crypto bros.
The nonnas living there will never know how lucky they are but i hope they are happy
No. 1863613
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>>1863608that actually made me feel better, thank you sweet nonna. i will now go back to bed and sleep peacefully
No. 1863653
File: 1705869585381.jpg (42.36 KB, 637x478, 1000002256.jpg)
When a man comes on lolcow and suddenly all the posts become stupid and unbearable. Time to bounce.
No. 1863675
File: 1705869995814.jpg (177.33 KB, 1038x1500, 91H7LkWHsGL._SL1500_.jpg)
I stumbled upon penis enlarging books in zlibrary and can't stop laughing kek there are dozens of these
No. 1863683
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I got a new computer and I was going to transfer all my sims mods to it, but honestly I think I should take this as an opportunity to start completely fresh. I am a complete alpha CC girl but I think I may switch to maxis mix because I just find myself more into this style. I might only re-download the cc I used for my wannabe druglord sim since she's the only save im really invested it.
No. 1863719
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>>1863683I just started over on a new computer too and I'm doing the same thing. The maxis match doesn't look as good with detailed skins though.
No. 1863751
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Do NOT cook seafood in a small, confined area. The smell will linger for many, many days.
No. 1863760
File: 1705875297351.gif (34.43 KB, 500x397, 1703759545388.gif)
>>1863747I'll miss you too!!
No. 1863761
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I was looking up ideas for what books to read for my daughter’s parent reading day and as I scrolled, THESE books were suggested back to back. You can even see the previous book was the very normal If You Give A Mouse A Cookie kek.
No. 1863768
File: 1705875690601.jpg (9.63 KB, 256x275, 1705314250939.jpg)
I'll see you when this thread is unlocked, nonnies. A hellweek has been a long time coming so I'm not mad.
No. 1863770
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I love Angelina Jolie's wedding dress so much. Obviously the children's doodles are super cute, but the front of the dress is so beautiful. So simple and chic.
No. 1863787
File: 1705876617200.gif (7.39 MB, 498x280, imperial-guard-cat-warhammer40…)
You guys are alright. Don't come to /g/ tomorrow
No. 1863795
File: 1705876977325.jpg (11.86 KB, 275x275, 1698659290280.jpg)
I genuinely wish I wasn't autistic. I usually infodump but when I really like someone I have no idea what to say and my brain goes into an overdrive and I say the most retarded shit. I was having a lunch with my crush the other day (I don't know if he knows I like him) and I said
>I was thinking, if we evolved from birds instead of monkeys parents would vomit into children's mouth
He stopped eating and smiled and I cringed at myself and then said "enjoy". Later he said he couldn't stop thinking about it and I don't know if it's good or bad
No. 1863833
File: 1705879645757.jpeg (27.21 KB, 618x496, IMG_2177.jpeg)
I love you nonnies may your ass not be scorched this Hellmas
No. 1863839
File: 1705879943253.jpg (197.03 KB, 900x1200, 8684072300569.jpg)
I bought these ate two then saw 3 is like 780 calories what the fuck? That better be a misprint how? They are like 5inches long
No. 1863871
File: 1705882308347.jpg (63.12 KB, 1080x574, 20231231_141129.jpg)
Sometimes I feel like my writing might be cringe as fuck.
Then I remember Taylor Swift literally wrote down "when my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room" and I remember how hard I cringed at that song the first time I heard it.
And then I feel good again.
No. 1863942
File: 1705886730331.png (246.38 KB, 1170x728, prices dices.png)
I wonder how onlyfans girls choose on their prices, this is hunter bidens girlfriend
No. 1863999
I forgot who this was and laughed so hard at her answer.
No. 1864000
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My fucking sides
No. 1864004
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No. 1864021
File: 1705889844287.jpg (17.2 KB, 640x101, idkwhatthisisfrom.jpg)
No. 1864042
File: 1705890785361.gif (163.72 KB, 400x393, 568407235_432292.gif)
goodbye nonnies it was a blessing to shitpost with all of you
No. 1864055
File: 1705891320838.jpg (35.93 KB, 640x542, 1703033639680.jpg)
is it dirty and gross to reuse the same unwashed pot from yesterday to make instant ramen? it looks cleans to me
No. 1864057
>>1864043>>1864054I knew exactly what this was replying to without even looking.
>>1864055Yes. Pasta bacteria is not a joke.
No. 1864068
>>1864042We fought the good fight of posting dumb stuff. I hope to see you again some day,
nonnie.
No. 1864096
File: 1705893470852.jpg (34.58 KB, 340x522, nonatheninth.jpg)
>>1864021>>1864028>>1864038Apparently it's from a book series called The Locked Tomb and this is from "Nona the Ninth" kek
No. 1864104
>>1864053Nope it was total coincidence, came up randomly on someone's blog
>>1864096>You will love Nona, and Nona loves youkekk
No. 1864118
File: 1705895018159.jpg (51.41 KB, 719x968, 1000002298.jpg)
This is so cute wtf
No. 1864160
>>1864148It makes me so sad because I love the experience of shopping at a mall but it's realistically always a huge disappointing waste of time since everything is trash quality and ugly now. Also I am a womanlet who gets vanity sized out of American sizes despite being in the middle of normal weight range, so they don't even carry anything that fits a lot of the time even if I'm interested.
The silver lining is that the garbage state of accessible clothing forced me to look more critically at styling and now I get a lot of praise for having good fashion sense, but it feels like if you don't want to blow hours of time being autistic and picky panning through foreign and niche stuff online then you're stuck with landfill-tier options.
No. 1864163
File: 1705899027531.gif (Spoiler Image,2.31 MB, 480x270, F1047B0E-857C-4C66-80D1-68A6F4…)
My Pussy tight, pussy clean, pussy fresh. Pussy pretty, pussy fat
No. 1864193
File: 1705901312101.jpg (153.93 KB, 1290x1578, 1000002308.jpg)
What the fuck do you want us to say. "Wow you're so cool"? Get a DIARY.
No. 1864199
File: 1705901609669.gif (2.07 MB, 640x640, 01AB4170-ED74-4AB1-80C3-D364DC…)
>>1864193>>1864196nvm I see the post youre talking about
No. 1864215
File: 1705902034599.jpg (Spoiler Image,31.68 KB, 500x349, 1000002309.jpg)
>>1864211That bitch lie about everything.
No. 1864233
File: 1705902488613.jpg (132.5 KB, 777x777, 20240119_215810.jpg)
That bitch can't even play guitar. Just sits online staring and lying.
No. 1864239
File: 1705902723213.jpg (193.43 KB, 736x981, b828bc5ccaf01760c73f568b5baa18…)
I've been wondering for yeeaaaears how people fry chicken and it comes out soggy. I've finally figured it out, from personal experience! It's because they keep a lid on while frying. It traps the steam in and keeps the crust soft.
No. 1864252
File: 1705903322642.jpg (109.53 KB, 787x900, 1000002240.jpg)
I want to turn Hassan Piker out. I'm so serious I need therapy.
No. 1864271
File: 1705904215618.jpg (91.1 KB, 828x916, 1000002310.jpg)
No. 1878522
File: 1707168555535.png (760.11 KB, 1380x1162, jay bee.png)
pisces male
No. 1878547
File: 1707169635953.gif (305.02 KB, 128x128, 1000017257.gif)
WE HAVE BEEN FREED!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 1878556
>>1878549Yeah, giving us the
funposting treatment is pretty rude but maybe it will help get rid of the more annoying/combative users
No. 1878562
File: 1707170083485.png (910.79 KB, 1144x1186, d76.png)
glad to have you back, nonnies.
No. 1878574
File: 1707170695079.jpeg (98.33 KB, 1000x1000, image0.jpeg)
I crave these so bad right now
No. 1878585
File: 1707171447547.gif (482.27 KB, 500x469, 1384232095964.gif)
>>1878568it's true and you should say it
No. 1878590
File: 1707171744780.jpg (75.8 KB, 736x981, moth.jpg)
Nonnies.
No. 1878595
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kbeauy sheet masks really are a creation of God
No. 1878604
File: 1707172455313.jpg (5.05 MB, 4096x5120, 1000017402.jpg)
These are the 5 characters I relate to most (ignore doodle bob)
No. 1878614
>>1878571They didn't unlock it KEK It was officially executed, dumbass might be next.
>>1878590You look beautiful today, nonna.
No. 1878639
File: 1707174040225.jpg (11.87 KB, 497x329, japaneseemperorcaterpillar.jpg)
Would you be friends with her
No. 1878680
File: 1707177118158.gif (1.87 MB, 480x270, 876.gif)
finally. i guess
No. 1878682
File: 1707177633861.jpg (45.74 KB, 750x600, 1698529840714.jpg)
hell yeah
No. 1878744
File: 1707181040796.jpg (390.09 KB, 1589x2048, 1000002449.jpg)
This thread is unlocked but there's still extended post limit
No. 1878761
File: 1707181536426.jpeg (213.15 KB, 736x1150, 3633A40B-7D7F-4E0F-AB34-C99809…)
>>1878696I loved mandated nap time once I hit middle/high school kek
No. 1878787
>>18787551. It's spelled May it's literally the title of the movie
2. They're both extremely awkward
No. 1878852
>>1878676I understand your desire for a visually captivating and bizarre movie about gambling. While there might not be a perfect match for the exact style of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas combined with the theme of gambling addiction, I can suggest a film that captures the essence of a gambling addict's downward spiral while offering a distinct visual direction.
"Uncut Gems" (2019) directed by Josh and Benny Safdie might suit your preference. Although it doesn't have the same hallucinatory visuals as Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, it presents a gritty and frenetic aesthetic that reflects the protagonist's chaotic life as a compulsive gambler.
No. 1879025
File: 1707193769217.png (936.05 KB, 720x937, bart.png)
I have multiple puzzle apps on my phone and one of them has so many AI generated pictures for the puzzles
No. 1879041
File: 1707195792548.png (102.29 KB, 666x178, 1648489538419.png)
The threadpic for the otome thread in /m/ is so fucking funny to me, I laugh every time I see it
No. 1879140
>>1878787Oh excuse me for not knowing the exact spelling of your
femcel movie.
>>1878991It is very interesting how less annoying the board is when the retards don't get front and center when they want.
No. 1879424
File: 1707233046977.png (18.1 KB, 1515x134, 1000017438.png)
Never forget that farmhands redtexted someone for NOT posting pics of an asshole. These are the retards ruling over us.
No. 1879568
File: 1707242626844.jpeg (233.73 KB, 750x833, IMG_3995.jpeg)
This is the most mentally fat thing I’ve seen all month
No. 1879648
File: 1707248216814.jpg (28.37 KB, 328x325, GEdAzrnX0AAJhPr.jpg)
we are so back baby
No. 1879712
File: 1707252279216.jpeg (34.39 KB, 540x400, stinky otaku.jpeg)
I still think the one thing that LC needs as a core policy is banning non-weebs.
Weeb who acts overly familiar saying nonny nonny nonny? Yes
Weeb who is needlessly agressive and calls you fat for no reason and with no basis? Yes
Radfem weeb? Yes
Stay at home mom weeb? Yes
Anti-natalist weeb? Yes
Shayfag weeb? Yes
Male weeb? Actually no
So even in times of infight we can look at each other and say "fucking weeb" at the same time.
No. 1879717
>>1879660at least my husband does kek
>>1879712I'm pretty sure that "no non-fujos allowed" would be a disastrous rule but I like your enthusiasm nonarita
No. 1879723
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this just showed up on my fyp and idk if i’m just sensitive but the greasiness and all the red just made me vomit
No. 1879804
File: 1707258166977.jpg (92.01 KB, 400x400, 1000017521.jpg)
i wanna be cringe…i wanna get my derp on…i'm so sad……..
No. 1880029
File: 1707268908095.jpg (155.41 KB, 979x1019, 1000002639.jpg)
I find these types of pencil doodles so charming.
No. 1880292
File: 1707294947687.jpg (67.29 KB, 828x796, 1000017357.jpg)
and they made the new thread early like the retarded impatient funposters that they are. I thought those dumbfucks all left
No. 1880422
File: 1707303649124.mp4 (7.1 MB, 514x854, yToDHr7.mp4)
I just realized, that British accented men with down syndrome is exactly what I expect orcs and ogres to sound like,
No. 1880494
File: 1707306306011.jpg (159.94 KB, 960x1200, 1000002627.jpg)
It's so jarring seeing men with extreme plastic surgery have bosybuilding bodies in Korea. It's so dysmorphic. Its like they literally get ffs and when they become rippedpigs it's so weird to look at. Like they really do surgically detach their jaws and replace it with a daisy chain. How do they bite into an apple.
No. 1880556
This is too ot for the consoom thread but this
>>1880522 post reminded me that I didn't know the cold war was real until highschool bc I first heard about it from MGS3 and assumed it was just some made up event for the game. In my defense I was like 11 years old max.
No. 1880699
>>1878696Kek
nonnie, I got reminded of certain things from school that meant nothing in the grand scheme of things but were sooooooooo important then, like forgetting your textbook at home. They'd make us stand up at our desks for it(and the way the desks were attached to the seats, the space between them wasn't comfortable to stand in). Or like forgetting part of your uniform or having longish nails and having long hair as a boy or having too much of your hair set loose as a girl, the teacher would be so condescending to you for it.
No. 1880711
File: 1707323310007.gif (1.84 MB, 300x262, 1536566714021.gif)
>>1880556on a similar note, if not for the internet, i would never have known that Subhash Chandra Bose sought alliance with Nazis and Soviets for help in gaining independence from the Brits
No. 1880829
File: 1707331103399.png (164.07 KB, 335x317, beecat.png)
Don't bee afraid to bee yourself
No. 1880910
File: 1707337886168.jpeg (782.67 KB, 2058x848, IMG_7248.jpeg)
This game just hits different
No. 1881186
File: 1707357119002.jpg (66.75 KB, 538x427, JOMFP-23-311a-g001.jpg)
There's an anon in the mtf threads that is as obsessed with microchimerism as Napoleon Dynamite is with Ligers.
Also the anon that overuses ellipsises in the Shayna thread or types them as .., is obviously Shatner. Shaytner?
Oxford commas are the best.
I heard on the radio about purple gmo tomatoes where the plants grow up to 15 feet tall "like normal tomato plants" and I couldn't tell if it was sarcasm or not because it was NPR.
I fainted today at the Dr's during a blood draw because I sat instead of laying down because I got a shot 5 minutes earlier while sitting up and didn't faint. I have to go in tomorrow to try again.
I can't stop crocheting lace and doilies and it's so useless but I can't stop. I'm getting into other forms of lace making too, my whole house is going to be covered in dusty lace when I die that gets brought to Goodwill and sold for $0.10 each at most. The one I'm making right now is 3 feet in diameter and it's only halfway done.
I've been wearing the same pair of contacts for over a year without taking them out.
I tattooed myself. In my state I can legally tattoo other people and charge them for it as long as it was done in a proper building.
It's 50F right now when normally we'd be getting 3 feet of snow overnight a few times throughout Feb.
No. 1881192
File: 1707357352720.gif (6.52 KB, 215x115, 3580836.gif)
Hey Admin and mods, when are you going to come by with those statistics and data? I want to stick those bad bitches into Tableau and make a cool lolcow themed graph.
No. 1881537
File: 1707400719146.jpeg (55.24 KB, 456x350, IMG_5847.jpeg)
I follow Nicola Peltz because I like her style but every time she posts her family, all I see are their Habsburg jaws. You can’t tell me picrel doesn’t have a head full of water.
No. 1881810
File: 1707421719828.jpg (50.49 KB, 627x470, 1000017703.jpg)
Why do you guys keep complaining in meta, we can do anything in here now. Who wants to come to my pillow fort, you have to bring snacks though
No. 1881833
File: 1707422462459.jpg (40.95 KB, 477x612, 1000010046.jpg)
>>1881810Here's some cookies,
nonnie, let's read books and comment whatever seems interesting during our cookie breaks.
No. 1882266
File: 1707449564246.jpg (118.15 KB, 750x835, 750x1000.jpg)
i was going to impulse buy lingerie for vday in homage to my fake tv boyfriend but instead i paid off outstanding bills for the month. my sacrifices are immense.
No. 1882268
File: 1707449805570.jpg (23.57 KB, 296x364, 1000002658.jpg)
This is what ripped Korean men with jaw surgery look like
No. 1882269
File: 1707449976882.png (1.03 MB, 577x622, Pip-15-front_1_1.png)
>>1882268They wish they were him
No. 1882291
File: 1707453187293.jpg (14.43 KB, 393x547, 2d53063567c9d5029897098c2fe353…)
>dumbass shit thread on autosage
>retarded mods power trippin
>bans for stupid reasons
>not allowed to wish harm nor death on ham smith
>forced to sage on celebricows
>can't alog the royal family
>can't wish harm or the death of ham smith
>everything and anything is bait
>actual bait stays
>everyone gets accused of being a moid for no reason
>all the bans but the overly sensitive faggots are still here
>alogging ham smith and the royal family is a bannable offense
Fuck lolcor this is going too far
No. 1882304
File: 1707455483028.gif (850.12 KB, 268x150, Tumblr_l_450447820309939.gif)
I don't play overwatch, but sometimes I come across it and I was never able to get used to Mcree's name change. Cole Cassidy is a good name for a country character, but I don't think it's as memorable. I also would think it's a unfortunate choice for a multiplayer fighting game since you typically would shorten the name of your character/your teammates character and saying "cole" or "cassidy" just isn't as catchy or stands out like Mccree.
No. 1882647
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No. 1882666
File: 1707486591561.jpeg (487.76 KB, 2048x1303, 1706666441565.jpeg)
it's like you guys don't have object permanence, the thread is still usable y'know. Maybe you are all newfag zoomers with chronic internet addictions mad you can no longer get a rush of serotonin from stirring shit up in here.
No. 1882690
File: 1707488911842.jpg (254.74 KB, 512x512, Tumblr_l_1135293214493505.jpg)
>>1882683Cry harder then, y'all
problematic serotonin newfag zoomer
oof oof oof No. 1883163
File: 1707520666415.jpg (109.18 KB, 778x1000, 519t6x4nXrL._AC_UF894,1000_QL8…)
gather round nonnies for some tasty strawberry strings
No. 1883297
File: 1707533771012.png (1.15 MB, 678x1226, orientalfagging.png)
so much asian on the front pagian
No. 1883353
File: 1707538358813.png (1.82 MB, 2594x692, i googled childrens books.png)
I googled childrens picture books from 2010 because I couldnt remember a book I read in elementary school and this is what came up
No. 1883766
File: 1707578905850.jpg (13.32 KB, 258x219, 0e23c2258832b939ae0e65a64d67b2…)
Damn you're all weak af, letting dumbass shit DIE. YOU'RE NOT MY NONNIES ANYMORE YOU ARE MY ENEMIES REEEEEEEEEE
No. 1884164
File: 1707605568791.mp4 (3.86 MB, 720x1280, democracy.mp4)
The real dumbass shit is that this thread is still autosaged. I want a vote, I want to hear the voice of the people
No. 1884334
File: 1707619296096.png (1.7 MB, 1232x946, looks the same.png)
she looks the exact same. just with makeup and a different hairstyle
No. 1884417
File: 1707630365011.png (922.36 KB, 856x632, come ofbdivfvibhfiv.png)
fuck you
No. 1884545
File: 1707637587287.jpg (25.86 KB, 474x349, 1000017449.jpg)
Thanks for ruining the site cerbmin you've helped curb my lolcow addiction. Absolute speds all 3 of you ♥
No. 1884549
File: 1707637917005.jpeg (17.88 KB, 340x255, 1436548920172.jpeg)
No. 1884551
File: 1707637982702.png (110.46 KB, 210x242, beatrice.png)
dont stop me now
No. 1884588
File: 1707646794811.jpg (33.91 KB, 533x533, 1675769636470.jpg)
The ending of the Black Phone pisses me off so bad, its so stupid, the rest was fine but near the end it just becomes the final scene of some stupid coming of age dick flick American comedy, the ending has the main character walking down the hall of his school, turning heads, not in pity, but wonder and admiration like he's some male Megan Fox, while he has this cocky self-assured face with a smile tugging at his lips and then he gets to class and sits next to his crush and makes goo-goo eyes at her, and by this scene you'd never think he'd been kidnapped and kept in captivity by a serial killer and had to witness visions of murdered young boys and lost the only person other than his sister that looked out for him and had to kill his captor to escape, all that treated like some minor obstacle meant to prove how kweel he is.
No. 1884651
File: 1707656457983.jpeg (41.19 KB, 637x527, Fuv-EBzX0AgeC1J.jpeg)
wake up in the morning looking greener than shrek
No. 1884677
File: 1707658421652.jpg (37.28 KB, 552x585, 1615673949632.jpg)
When my cat was a kitten I would have to fight for my drink to enjoy my cup of tea alone because he was obsessed with the smell and wanted to drink but his interest calmed down as he reached adolescence. Now he recently started to play with any watery liquid he finds by putting his one of his little poop scoopers in it, shake it off, does it again with his other paw, switches it back to the first one, etc. Which means I have to again start the battles to protect my tea. JUST LET ME HAVE MY CUPPA ALONE YOU LITTLE SHIT
No. 1884766
File: 1707666404342.jpg (121.95 KB, 960x833, 1000002679.jpg)
What posters did you guys have on your walls in your early teens. I had like Madonna kylie indie musicians not worth naming etc.
No. 1884934
File: 1707675558062.gif (1.57 MB, 298x298, 9a0a3a16b0e11e6c0635eca57f1982…)
I was just gonna order some curry cubes from this asian website but I made the mistake of doing it while hungry so I went through the website and ended up with several more items and went over my budget.
No. 1885235
File: 1707694494393.jpg (27.66 KB, 506x570, more like icky fartbuckle.jpg)
>>1860081No no, I know this is like a month old but you have to answer for your crime of posting Iggy mother fucking Arbuckle of all things in the world, why WHY?
No. 1885588
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I found a twitter bot rabbit hole and I'm debating if I should fall down it
No. 1885843
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i'd been watching a shitton of Hotel Hell, Kitchen Nightmares, and Hell's Kitchen during assignment hell bc it's so audibly dramatic it keeps me focused and i don't have to look up from my work and i don't care that much about fine dining or restaurants so i'm not so invested that i get distracted so i continuously work on my assignments but i've done it so much i'm actually sick of listening to Gordon's voice, i cannot tolerate hearing "ghastly","bland", "terrible", "rotten", "fresh", and "chicken" anymore. and the worst part is i'm in assignment hell once again and i don't know what to replace Gordon with.
No. 1885852
File: 1707749046137.jpg (71.66 KB, 564x564, 156dc178cff61c18c61e895224624b…)
>>1885848anon you're adorbale
No. 1886953
File: 1707841513393.jpg (30.98 KB, 319x403, 1000018183.jpg)
cerbmin eats doodoo and he likes it. his gay ass plan almost worked but im here to stay.
No. 1887014
>>1887001thanks for the recs
nonnie!
No. 1887139
File: 1707851226020.png (168.01 KB, 490x354, kek.png)
kekilicious
No. 1887191
File: 1707854312116.jpg (666.35 KB, 1079x1683, Screenshot_20240213_195829_Ins…)
What have I done to make instagram think I want to see this?
No. 1887549
File: 1707877825478.png (270.4 KB, 343x467, rusalka.png)
I should be a rusalka like dweller in the Irish Seas sucking out the vital energy of young qt Irish sailors because they're going to let themselves go anyways
No. 1887718
File: 1707883933876.jpeg (59.56 KB, 1242x689, 6oOGck9blWbq.jpeg)
armpit update
No. 1887737
File: 1707885291295.jpeg (24.33 KB, 495x456, uKE9azW9edES.jpeg)
current state of lolcow
No. 1888428
File: 1707947814517.jpg (45.48 KB, 1357x758, sad_ant_with_bindle.jpg)
Israel forces immediately leaving Palestine the moment a 14-year-old posts their fat, trans, furry and racechanged redesign of a character holding a watermelon with "Free Palestine" text on their art blog
No. 1889334
File: 1708016994964.jpg (243.58 KB, 899x899, tumblr_caeeb61d6b086dd9848ef79…)
fuck realism, need to paint like this from now on
No. 1889493
File: 1708027543776.jpg (56.6 KB, 564x772, body goals.jpg)
i want to be a mecha
i'd destroy hollywood
No. 1890141
File: 1708064284359.mp4 (11.32 MB, 1640x1080, Only 9 years old.MP4)
No. 1890145
File: 1708064796674.jpeg (116.93 KB, 432x576, latest-1365918309.jpeg)
>>1890141Based Helga, and she grew up so gorgeous too.
No. 1890256
File: 1708076399480.jpg (116.88 KB, 886x902, 1000018310.jpg)
I have no idea what is happening on meta. I have no idea what is happening anywhere
>>1888454racist
No. 1890385
>>1887001i'm sorry
nonnie, Iron Chef didn't interest me much from the snippets i found on YT(i don't have netflix), so i went back to my previous ways and still watched a shit ton of GR, even smtg called "The F Word".
No. 1890407
File: 1708089328188.jpg (21.47 KB, 400x240, tumblr_ngm2mrZ4G41t2dihpo1_400…)
My body after I've gone to the gym for the third day in a row right after being sick
No. 1891014
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No. 1891526
File: 1708182930918.png (1.28 MB, 1080x2400, 1000018377.png)
Why…my fellow dumbass shitters, you were too weak……
No. 1891534
File: 1708183453130.jpg (177.63 KB, 1233x974, 1000018308.jpg)
>>1891531Cerbmin is a massive fag, they gonna autosage the next one as well. BUT IT'S ALL GOOD I'LL KEEP POSTING EVEN IF IM THE ONLY ONE!!!
No. 1891637
File: 1708193210876.jpg (209.57 KB, 1941x2048, AAAAAAAAAAA.jpg)
THE POLISH TROON I'D BEEN MEANING TO CATCH UP ON HIS ACCOUNT GOT NUKED
No. 1891643
>>1891637omg yes!! he's been silenced good job
nonnie!
No. 1891647
File: 1708193706195.jpeg (45.97 KB, 320x240, 2728267C-3DDC-4F3D-B37D-DC1DEA…)
>>1891643wait, how do you know who i'm talking about?
No. 1891653
File: 1708193975169.jpg (65.23 KB, 984x942, 45.jpg)
>>1891648oh, anyways, he was a massive cow(not one that LC covered, he was only briefly mentioned in the mtf thread), one that i was interested in witnessing, but i got busy, but i found some archive so ig i can catch up.
No. 1891900
>>1891644KEKK
>>1891534>Cerbmin is a massive fagHe really is. Have strength,
nonnie! Were you the one who kept posting in fun thread until the end?
No. 1892200
File: 1708232904253.jpg (60.92 KB, 385x272, golden-record-th.jpg)
Our great^6462grandchildren will have such a hard time fighting off alien invaders cuz some nerds decided to send an item with our species' personal info into space
No. 1892260
File: 1708239416027.gif (470.28 KB, 200x150, 1000018448.gif)
>>1891900Ew I'm not a stupid funposter how fucking dare you. Gross
No. 1892264
File: 1708239750268.jpg (44.21 KB, 736x736, e80c0d37c937c2452a92405279aff6…)
>>1892200If aliens attacked, do you guys think they would even be defeatable with our current weapons? I always think about how we actually have no idea what aliens look like or their capabilities or weaknesses. They could have bulletproof skin. They could be immune to nuclear weapons. Their body could come back together are being blown apart like that one champion from League of Legends.
Plus they've probably been observing us and taking notes of everything about us, so they may know how to defend themselves against our weapons. However I hope that we're not interesting enough for aliens to come for us. Just let us live peacefully and study us from afar dudes.
No. 1892267
>>1888738kek
tbh I don't see what's so offensive about eating fruit, especially it's the least bad stereotype
No. 1892559
File: 1708273830146.png (743.61 KB, 1080x1563, 1000001828.png)
I'm excited for new sillypoo
No. 1892646
File: 1708278393106.png (101.5 KB, 1080x316, 1000018434.png)
>>1892559LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No. 1893315
File: 1708316094239.png (162.83 KB, 522x396, 66kz9r.png)
How is touching grass meant to make us less insane when there's nothing to contain my homicidal-tier horniness and erratic energy in so-called "irl"
No. 1893326
File: 1708316813188.jpg (166.07 KB, 640x480, Curly_Snaps.jpg)
I hated Curly from Hey Arnold. The way he's written felt like he would become a school shooter later.
No. 1893353
>>1893042but
nonnie you
are meat
No. 1895543
File: 1708473279114.jpeg (924.98 KB, 1128x1171, IMG_2380.jpeg)
No. 1896542
File: 1708543182037.gif (1.38 MB, 480x471, 1000018667.gif)
IF YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT PUSSY I WANNA HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!! (i am miserable)
No. 1899300
File: 1708736261844.jpg (31.63 KB, 500x500, 2f30462e786866de77faf843bd2909…)
>Be me
>Fan of this game
>Can't buy merch
>Rare collab with western toy brand
>Limited quantity
>Contest for a free toy
>Random user spreads rumor of said company supporting Israel
>Rumors are false
>"I'm sorry, I just heard something somewhere from someone, I didn't mean it…"
>Too late because Twitter users can't read
>They still believe the rumors
>Mfw the less people in the contest means higher chances for me to win the toy
KEK, thank you TikTok dumbasses!
No. 1899724
File: 1708768887220.jpg (173.62 KB, 1000x1000, 63329c8afcf2f18924785d00_1000_…)
i am so sorry nonnies, but i'm going to play WHB again, i still haven't seen Levi's H scenes, I NEED TO SEE IT
No. 1900421
File: 1708818473437.jpg (553.41 KB, 1920x1996, veronika-neklyueva-3.jpg)
saw this on artstation and thought of you, astarion-chan
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/QXynYZ No. 1900503
>>1900421As one of the astarion-chans, I thank you
nonny.
No. 1901719
File: 1708912762925.jpeg (23.55 KB, 667x768, zJMEg0AAC0xitnMb.jpeg)
dead thread so here are some titties hopefully you like it(ew)
No. 1902338
File: 1708951798839.jpg (38.68 KB, 384x406, 1632579800.jpg)
when i'm almost done with all my approvals but my friend points out that one of my artworks looks similar to something on pinterest and she was absolutely right bc it was such a basic bitch lame idea that ofc it'd been done before
No. 1902477
File: 1708959630592.jpg (76.47 KB, 736x1035, 0965875557071ff9593896d191555c…)
>be me
>having a nightmare
>so scared
>"no, no, no"
>sister knocks on my door
>enters the room
>"anon are you ok"
>slowly waking up
>"I'm ok but I had a really bad nightmare"
>"what was it about"
>"So, men…"
>"Men, what's that?"
>confused,
>"What do you mean?"
>"I'm asking what's men?"
>explain it to her
>"Hahah oh anon what a crazy dream! Men! Patriarchy? Incels? Haha that's really the stuff of nightmares"
>I've escaped the matrix
No. 1903158
File: 1709004889547.jpg (36.88 KB, 640x619, 1648192486711.jpg)
>>1896542WOOOO YEA!!! (i wanna kms but i might get a gf some day so i guess i wont)
No. 1906021
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>>1862456>>1862472bumping with new shit i found from this artist. i need to find the source
No. 1907492
File: 1709298279989.jpg (55.81 KB, 749x694, D2gpQFyVYAEjm_F.jpg)
assignment hell is over, i'll probably have a 7.shit cgpa at the end and will be worth nothing more than a job at a shitty mass manufactured clothing store but its over. i cant care anymore
No. 1909846
File: 1709446936686.mp4 (444.34 KB, 848x480, Don't You Judge Me.mp4)
I just don't get why the dumbass shit thread people don't keep using the thread even if it's autosaged… why is it so hard to keep the thread open in a different tab and check back?
No. 1909893
File: 1709452154703.jpg (21.33 KB, 700x300, 1000017364.jpg)
>>1909846Because they're dumbasses, sadly
>>1909811proof of the above statement
No. 1910158
File: 1709479880443.jpeg (1.54 MB, 2153x2143, E96DC22A-4757-41F3-9A8D-44DE3C…)
i personally think that the perspective on Swedish people not feeding their guests is wrong, i think they're phrasing it wrong, i think it's a little less "Swedish people don't feed their guests" and little more "Swedish people prefer not to eat at others houses even as guests so they just eat before they leave or after they've visited", idk
No. 1910234
File: 1709484229845.gif (3.55 MB, 498x498, cry-about-it-len.gif)
making a google docs file for the books i want and why i want em for when i get money
No. 1910758
File: 1709520002125.jpeg (11.72 KB, 572x373, CPdEpcASQnAqoEWS.jpeg)
TIT SUNDAY
No. 1910854
File: 1709528979397.png (208.13 KB, 720x1445, 1000034393.png)
where are my 25 other anonnyas? i know you're all out there, reveal yourselves to me!
No. 1910895
File: 1709532158537.jpg (57.89 KB, 558x424, 1000019723.jpg)
>>1910854USA! USA! USA!!!!
No. 1911216
File: 1709554552195.jpg (6.42 KB, 170x206, 1000034420.jpg)
>mfw when there's more nonnies from Pakistan than India
No. 1912108
File: 1709622438492.png (197.75 KB, 726x402, Untitled1144_20240305180944.pn…)
Good job France
No. 1913270
File: 1709725844647.jpg (50.98 KB, 500x500, 1000019927.jpg)
why am i such an obsessive weirdo i need a fuckin lobotomy.
>>1905269>>1905277i hate him and that other french asshole chef, they take out their anger issues on the people around them and call it their method nah dude ur just unstable. Also a group of vegans went into one of his restaurants and he served them animal products on purpose and was giddy about it.
No. 1914308
File: 1709794655796.jpg (34.99 KB, 735x679, 21fa67c2ebf8ad2d24869448e6a6df…)
>>1902338our art files are getting checked and even the discarded non-approved artworks are being dogged on for being unoriginal and i'll probably get an automatic -5 even though i admitted it to the professor that one of my ideas was unoriginal(remember always, life's not a fairytale with a small lil Moral Of The Story at the end and there's no reward for honesty) and i'll get a redo too bc i was so stupid as to make artwork of one of the most crazy famous celebs using gestalt's law of closure.
No. 1914450
File: 1709813549383.jpg (28.5 KB, 480x477, 1000019933.jpg)
I DONT WANNA BE AT WORK IM SO BORED AND MY PERIOD IS ALMOST 2 MONTHS LATE!!!!! I THINK IM FINALLY DYING!! c u later girls
No. 1914580
>>1914450i very sorry to tell u
nonnie, but you are wit child
No. 1914596
There's a new girl at my work and she has what looks like a gay emo south park pin on her bag. I'm in love, that is some bold public autism.
>>1914580I think about fucking my husbando so much it caused a false pregnancy? My love is too strong
No. 1914618
File: 1709827989111.png (40.01 KB, 251x200, Moo.png)
autosage killed the dumbass thread, autosage killed the dumbass thread~
No. 1914626
File: 1709829057938.png (60.45 KB, 1080x351, 1000020026.png)
lol I hate quora
No. 1915500
File: 1709871023033.jpg (205.6 KB, 1400x1050, Tacow.0.jpg)
Ouggggggggh