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Ideal Man Bodies Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 06:59:22 AM No. 342272

I know Adam Driver gets a lot of controversial lust because his face is cartoonishly ugly, but look at that STUPID body my god, those fat tits and huge shoulders every man’s body should look like this imo.

ITT post a sexy man body, do NOT post his face tho
That’s what the irl husbando or attractive men you wanna fuck thread is for

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 07:01:27 AM No. 342273

File: 1690527687770.jpeg (114.18 KB, 329x312, BE891F81-2B3C-436E-9413-4D9134…)

>>342272
Samefag he’s tall too which is another plus just I need that body pressed up against mine and those titties pressed on my mouth

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 07:04:21 AM No. 342274

File: 1690527861501.jpeg (76.91 KB, 271x258, 6FB500C2-81E8-4D0D-A7B9-3AF68E…)

I’m OP and I’m a sucker for men with tall broad shouldered with big titties. Here’s Brendan

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 07:07:13 AM No. 342275

File: 1690528033045.jpeg (232.38 KB, 521x575, 92FB1CC4-3F06-4EAE-9C25-02EDCC…)

Miyavi

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 06:38:23 PM No. 342345

File: 1690569502901.png (175.93 KB, 503x322, boobs.PNG)

Anyone interested in a webm of a headless guy humping a pillow fully clothed? I only thought to post it in this thread because he's really broad and has a cute butt which is ideal imo. His face is cropped out in the op but it is NSFW. I'd change the thumbnail to a spoiler and sage so as to not offend any nonas who are disgusted by scrotes. Lmk if I should post

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:10:50 PM No. 342383

File: 1690578650456.jpg (48.08 KB, 750x490, 1540185598490.jpg)

>>342272
Moobs.
>>342273
Slouch.
>>342274
Fridge.
>>342275
Blurred + tiny nipples.
>>342345
Fatty.

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:13:13 PM No. 342385

File: 1690578793638.jpg (58.21 KB, 498x612, IMG_7330.jpg)

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:15:10 PM No. 342387

tell me where to find pics of guys who are built like the worm guys from men in black, tell me now

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:23:29 PM No. 342389

>>342387
try /soc/

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:26:33 PM No. 342391

>>342387
Tim chalamet don’t post his face tho

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:28:47 PM No. 342392

>>342383
I like this one

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:34:20 PM No. 342394

File: 1690580059273.gif (1.72 MB, 325x232, 1668593890339.gif)

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:35:43 PM No. 342395

File: 1690580139740.gif (8.09 MB, 270x481, 1668597637699.gif)

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:40:50 PM No. 342396

>>342395
Thank you for posting this

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:46:09 PM No. 342398

>>342383
>fridge
I’m sorry he’s not a bbl baddie like John boyega

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 09:51:18 PM No. 342400

>>342395
>ogre hands

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 10:01:13 PM No. 342403

>>342400
The best hands

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 10:06:04 PM No. 342408

>>342394
Whoa, it's jiggling… He got a donk.

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 10:08:34 PM No. 342409

>>342408
>editing and deleting to add that he has a donk
Based. Imagine what you could do with an ass like that. Rest your head against it while you both read hehe~ or fuck it.

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 11:03:00 PM No. 342423

File: 1690585380450.jpg (47.25 KB, 483x357, predator.jpg)

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 11:10:33 PM No. 342424

>>342345
please post it nonna

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 11:27:08 PM No. 342429

>>342345
Post or link. NOW! Please…

Anonymous 07/28/23 (Fri) 11:53:50 PM No. 342430

>>342345
Please post male humping

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:01:28 AM No. 342431

File: 1690588887944.webm (Spoiler Image,2.4 MB, 720x720, CC64AE74-A172-47D6-BA67-1E21F4…)

>>342424
>>342429
>>342430
I love his arms and his cute butt. I wish I knew his name or had the OP link. I don't remember how I found this but it's been marinating in my files for a long time

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:02:13 AM No. 342432

>>342431
Forgot to put a warning but don't click this if you don't want to see a man humping a pillow and moaning KEK

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:10:08 AM No. 342433

>>342431
Guys need to do this more imo

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:15:40 AM No. 342435

>>342431
I don't wanna be that person, but this is fucking hilarious and so awkward lmaooo. He looks like a fish out of water, I can't

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:18:56 AM No. 342436

>>342435
Ayrt the sad thing is you didn't even ruin it for me by saying that even though I completely see what you mean, that's how attractive I find him

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 12:32:12 AM No. 342439

>>342435
It's cuz he is desperate and a slut

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 03:56:37 AM No. 342455

File: 1690602997503.jpg (27.17 KB, 337x400, brody02.jpg)

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 04:13:46 AM No. 342456

File: 1690604026384.gif (488.23 KB, 245x209, adrien-brody-5xDCfZ.gif)

>>342455
I'm glad you posted Adrien Brody. For me it's the legs.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 04:31:34 AM No. 342459

>>342455
i think this is the only photo i've seen where his body looks normal. i still can't forget that gross pic where his girlfriend is washing his ass.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 04:49:25 AM No. 342462

File: 1690606165677.png (669.54 KB, 706x950, damnharry.PNG)

>>342455
I used to be neutral towards Adrian Brody but I hate him for being hideously miscast as Harry Houdini in some tv series from 2014. I've never seen it but it's just so wrong.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 04:52:23 AM No. 342464

File: 1690606343456.png (184.43 KB, 442x410, wrong.PNG)

>>342462
Samefag for comparison. Ugh!!!

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 04:59:17 AM No. 342466

>>342462
>>342464
He's also a huge Polanski supporter and a cheater.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 05:08:45 AM No. 342468

File: 1690607325777.jpg (689.12 KB, 1792x1290, sweethearts.jpg)

>>342466
Disgusting. Houdini would never.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 07:12:35 AM No. 342479

>>342398
You should be

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 07:56:51 AM No. 342483

>>342383
I have such a weak for attractive blonde men with long hair it's unreal

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 10:43:35 AM No. 342495

File: 1690627415548.jpeg (148.61 KB, 425x592, C413E3A6-1C15-4198-AA13-0F60F6…)

>>342464
Ew what the fuck is that.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 01:27:22 PM No. 342512

>>342431
now im horny

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 03:49:11 PM No. 342524

File: 1690645751618.jpeg (Spoiler Image,113 KB, 519x436, 0A7F5435-7438-4D61-8E85-381DB1…)

Duh

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 05:08:57 PM No. 342527

>>342524
A bit too skinny for me.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 06:26:23 PM No. 342532

File: 1690655182979.jpeg (1.32 MB, 1170x1162, IMG_2897.jpeg)

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 06:49:43 PM No. 342536

File: 1690656583254.jpg (42.24 KB, 480x640, 1610129819677.jpg)

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 06:50:00 PM No. 342537

>>342532
>hair shirt
>retard proportions
>ugly as fuck face
This thing is so ugly

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 06:53:42 PM No. 342538

>>342456
>>342455
omg yes nonas, I've had such a crush on him for years. I love his long legs and his big ol' shnoz, I can't explain it

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 06:56:10 PM No. 342539

>>342383
Now this I like. I fucking love big blonde men

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 06:57:28 PM No. 342541

>>342536
Love those freckles omg

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:04:55 PM No. 342544

File: 1690661095222.jpg (83.52 KB, 658x1200, 1610279112288.jpg)

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:08:51 PM No. 342545

>>342544
What the fuck is this thing

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:10:23 PM No. 342546

>>342532
is this the guy from gossip girl lmao

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:27:01 PM No. 342548

>>342409
>Or fuck it
Disgusting

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:32:21 PM No. 342551

>>342546
Kek yeah, and Joe Goldberg from YOU
>>342544
What the fuck is this

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:33:25 PM No. 342552

>>342536
eww

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:33:40 PM No. 342553

>>342394
Damn.
>>342536
That’s so cute, that guy has literally the body I would love to touch if I could find an attractive dude.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:37:37 PM No. 342555

>>342536
I swear I've seen this before as a 4chan selfpost by a guy claiming he just couldn't get a gf despite being fit blah blah. If this isn't that picture it sure is similiar.

Anonymous 07/29/23 (Sat) 08:44:24 PM No. 342558

>>342536
Delicious, I want to lick it

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 02:47:57 AM No. 342792

File: 1690858077720.jpeg (201.58 KB, 640x804, A273D706-D3DE-406B-80D8-B58968…)

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 04:14:20 AM No. 342803

>>342555
There’s multiple moids who post themselves to LC. The femdom thread had one of a dude posting his own pictures. Can you imagine being a moid and being so preoccupied with what autistic women on a small niche corner of the internet think of you? It’s so hilariously pathetic but somehow the scrotes have decently fit bodies. Since when are autistic moids into working out?

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 07:06:46 AM No. 342813

File: 1690873606250.jpg (66.75 KB, 490x880, 0045262e-03d7-4166-9377-ddb776…)

i like guys with midriffs but they are so hard to find

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 07:14:56 AM No. 342814

>>342813
Abs are so hot but the guys who actually take photos of their midriffs like this are always gay. Why can’t we just have nice things

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 07:39:02 AM No. 342815

File: 1690875542669.jpg (63.51 KB, 564x733, 80171dfebafdb25bd7ed035d5ee562…)

>>342814
men are so insecure, it's pathetic

Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 03:00:21 PM No. 342835

File: 1690902021850.jpeg (37.21 KB, 695x648, fac250c9ac93970f51a81efdf3ce50…)

Lean, not too bulky, nice tan and a bit of hair

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 12:25:16 AM No. 343004

File: 1691022316812.jpg (280.83 KB, 806x861, IMG_09875123.jpg)

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 12:29:03 AM No. 343005

>>343004
he's such a fucking cutie

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 02:47:48 AM No. 343030

File: 1691030868019.png (520.49 KB, 603x840, skdfnsndfnsf.png)

I think inverted triangle type bodies are a must for me. I need a scrote's shoulders to be visibly broader than his hips.

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 02:57:29 AM No. 343031

File: 1691031448770.gif (2.01 MB, 498x280, abs-sit-up.gif)

Anonymous 08/03/23 (Thu) 02:04:37 PM No. 343080

>>342835
>>343031
Guybellies like that make me want to smack them so much, and rake my nails across them (these are both positives)

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 12:35:08 AM No. 343154

File: 1691109307803.png (385.78 KB, 577x518, Screenshot 2023-08-03 at 17-35…)

Especially when a guy fills out military trousers…

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 02:43:38 AM No. 343164

File: 1691117018795.jpg (55.2 KB, 750x934, abs.jpg)

Some actor named Michael Cimino. He looks just ok but his body in this photo…hawt.

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 05:02:34 PM No. 343216

File: 1691168553944.jpg (58.43 KB, 640x640, bb6310538b0be38d2b998778daf8e2…)

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 05:03:56 PM No. 343217

>>343216
saw this on the front page and my neurons activated. Thank you nona.

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 06:00:34 PM No. 343220

>>343154
Anon, you or SOMEONE is going to have to post more of this. So chunky and nicely proportioned!

Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 08:20:55 PM No. 343231

>>343154
God damn I'm saving this, please post more.

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 01:12:29 AM No. 343247

>>343216
Now this is beauty

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 06:13:21 AM No. 343270

File: 1691216001494.jpg (49.9 KB, 640x630, FlUwZhMXoAMYfK3.jpg)

I love men. Like their bodies. Not them as people.

Anonymous 08/05/23 (Sat) 06:20:52 AM No. 343271

>>343270
thighs this big kind of scare me tbh

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 12:01:05 AM No. 343366

File: 1691280065027.webm (3.31 MB, 480x848, would-you-react-the-same.webm)

>>343154
I have this exact picture saved as well.
I shall post this one again as well

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 03:31:15 AM No. 343386

>>343271
Is it weird that I want to grind on them lmaoo. I’d climb him like a tree

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 08:43:50 PM No. 343523

>>343216
very nice

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 07:47:31 PM No. 343660

>>343366
It's so cute how he rolls away kek

Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 03:45:38 AM No. 343722

File: 1691466338706.jpeg (94.42 KB, 750x706, IMG_3809.jpeg)

I always get a sense of revulsion of how especially insufferable the moids taking these slutty pictures must be irl kek. I need a normie with a nice body like the ones posted here.

Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 04:31:05 AM No. 343728

https://twitter.com/KAORU_ADULT
Found this Japanese acc where she gives handjobs to and pegs tied up guys (no faces and their dicks are censored if you want to click the link). Most of the guys on here have really nice bodies. Pale but not unhealthy-looking, hairless, fat tits and slim torsos. Like they just look juicy…. Only thing is these are some of the ugliest moans I’ve ever heard.

Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 07:54:44 AM No. 343745

>>343728
oh my god. the video she posted on 11-15-22 is driving me crazy nona. i don’t really watch porn anymore but i do enjoy the handjob torture videos by random japanese dommes ngl. thank you for sharing

Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 08:01:18 AM No. 343747

>>343386
No it's a normal reaction.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 02:04:33 AM No. 344652

File: 1692065073748.jpg (34.8 KB, 554x415, tumblr_14d7680404ca0a06a2b9fef…)

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 02:06:51 AM No. 344653

File: 1692065211579.png (Spoiler Image,176.77 KB, 400x534, tumblr_2ebedf882e3573590997486…)

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 02:57:14 AM No. 344656

>>343271
Not for the weak

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 02:58:09 AM No. 344657

any nonnies interested in more humping vids featuring whining and begging

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 02:59:19 AM No. 344658

>>344657
I want more tasing ones personally

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 03:02:09 AM No. 344660

File: 1692068529239.png (Spoiler Image,107.49 KB, 400x300, tumblr_d8b8300fcfeafef0f70ffab…)

>>344658 for the nonnies

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 07:57:27 AM No. 344691

File: 1692086247890.jpeg (84.85 KB, 812x960, EE03743A-81D8-4B00-932C-1B7F9B…)

Ted Cassidy had Acromegaly I need me a giant with big boobs

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 05:26:13 PM No. 344769

>>344660
You could harvest enough blubber from this fag to heat up an industrial sized oven. I’ve seen skinnier broads with 4 kids… fat boy, yuckie

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 11:13:48 PM No. 344818

File: 1692141228891.jpg (43.4 KB, 1140x628, Screen-Shot-2023-03-28-at-12.5…)

pretty much ideal to me

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 02:37:27 AM No. 344839

>>343004
>looking respectfully at some pole vaulters

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 07:30:38 AM No. 344864

>>344657
Nona who originally posted that one guy humping his bed here, yes always. Feed us nonny
>>344652
This is peak.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 10:18:38 AM No. 344883

>>344864
Peak what?

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 12:44:27 PM No. 344895

File: 1692189867090.png (169.8 KB, 396x396, Screenshot 2023-08-16 224454.p…)

this

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 12:49:29 PM No. 344896

>>344895
too hairy imo

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 12:50:46 PM No. 344897

>>344895
hairy men disgust me

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 12:54:13 PM No. 344898

>>344897
should he shave?

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 12:55:28 PM No. 344899

>>344898
Yes you should.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 12:58:22 PM No. 344900

File: 1692190702101.png (295.72 KB, 347x596, Screenshot 2023-08-16 230021.p…)

>>344897

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 01:00:02 PM No. 344902

>>344895
fat and hairy

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 01:00:56 PM No. 344904

>>344900
I love when guys' collarbones make that little bump on top of their shoulders. So cute, I wanna kiss them

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 01:03:46 PM No. 344905

File: 1692191026320.png (193.42 KB, 500x375, tumblr_e484eca2c4d027faa1ee20f…)

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 01:58:13 PM No. 344918

File: 1692194291988.gif (2.55 MB, 343x612, ooooh maiiii gawwwwd.gif)

>>344895
>>344905
Literally the same guy. Stop posting him we already told you he's ugly.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 02:07:59 PM No. 344920

>>344918
The maneskin guy is so hot

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 02:17:00 PM No. 344922

>>344918
He's been blubbering up. He's borderline fat now

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 02:18:11 PM No. 344923

All of these men are fat, hairy and old.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 03:01:30 PM No. 344933

>>344922
Who, Maneskin boy? Post proof

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 03:14:16 PM No. 344934

>>344922
Nooooo please don't tell me that's true. He's too cute and Italian to be fat.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 03:17:14 PM No. 344935

File: 1692199033971.webm (3.68 MB, 576x1024, 1692061854445572.webm)

>>344923
Better?

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 03:29:27 PM No. 344937

>>344935
If bishies looked like this instead of anorexic butches I'd like em more

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 03:42:33 PM No. 344940

>>344934
There is no proof she's lying
>>344935
If he had 0 tattoos and normal human hair he'd be hotter but this is very impressive, though he should be naked.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 03:58:55 PM No. 344943

File: 1692201535614.webm (1.21 MB, 576x1024, 1692064035481804.webm)

>>344937
>>344940

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 04:32:38 PM No. 344946

>>344943
Is he gay? Is that his fag in the background? If he is gay I want no more of this. Homosexual males begone.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 04:34:37 PM No. 344947

File: 1692203677340.jpg (56.13 KB, 600x325, starship troopers.jpg)

>>344943
he's acting kinda gay here and there's a lot of face showing

Casper Van Dien in Starship Troopers had a perfect body

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 04:37:23 PM No. 344949

File: 1692203843390.gif (498.55 KB, 500x278, true-blood-alcide.gif)

He was such a female pandering character

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 04:38:05 PM No. 344950

File: 1692203885250.jpg (365.91 KB, 1202x1384, Matthew Ludwinski .jpg)

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 04:40:36 PM No. 344951

File: 1692204035614.gif (1.37 MB, 245x360, jason.gif)

>>344949
someone had to be hot because Bill sure wasn't. Jason was pretty good though

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 04:41:05 PM No. 344952

File: 1692204065250.jpg (1000.12 KB, 1538x1220, Matthew Ludwinski.jpg)

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 02:20:49 AM No. 345024

>>344905
>>344895
>>344652
I swear this is that same moid who posted himself in the femdom thread a year or so back. Why is he so desperate for attention from this site of all places?

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 02:56:27 AM No. 345027

>>345024
Probably some butterface /fit/ homo

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 04:53:17 AM No. 345049

>>345024
>>345027
>>345027
At least he's got a nice body I guess better than most self posting moids

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 09:58:46 AM No. 345066

File: 1692266326187.jpeg (6.27 MB, 3744x5616, 84C59A25-6C43-413B-BFDB-30BD7D…)

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 10:04:53 AM No. 345067

>>344949
>>344951
mmhm yes

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 10:11:14 AM No. 345069

File: 1692267074866.jpeg (11.6 KB, 274x184, 741DE3D3-A6FB-44C7-88C1-DEEC38…)

>>345049
*He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he ride
I can barely breathe when he pumps me deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
Call him daddy when I holler,
man that boy so damn good lookin*(no faces allowed on this thread)

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 10:36:07 AM No. 345071

>>345069
what

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 11:03:57 AM No. 345075

>>345024
Did you look at the file names? I don’t think that’s a self poster, seems more like the pics just got around

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 12:15:09 PM No. 345084

>>345066
>>345069
Ugly and can't even see his body in these images to know whether or not his body is hot. He looks deranged.
>>345075
Why is he posting lyrics about having gay sex then

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 12:53:12 PM No. 345087

>>345085
I know

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 02:00:40 PM No. 345092

>>345024
Yeah it's the same dude and he always posts his body on here and gets upset when he doesn't get positive attention. I also remember his posts in other threads.

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 11:29:59 PM No. 345170

>>345092
Lol I mean it's a nice body but moids

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 01:45:23 AM No. 345182

>>344940
You literally posted video proof yourself. His arms are all jiggly now.

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 02:38:34 AM No. 345186

>>344923
>t. Pedophile

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 02:41:07 AM No. 345187

File: 1692326463252.gif (9.86 MB, 540x400, tumblr_a20960df4f9567af1f0c49a…)

I want to watch him jerk of so bad

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 08:23:08 AM No. 345210

>>345202
This is why the OP said don't show face…

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 10:30:31 AM No. 345222

File: 1692354631043.jpg (66.7 KB, 736x805, 30d553f205275925297eb36a101ae0…)

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 11:13:01 AM No. 345225

>>345222
who

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 11:58:07 AM No. 345246

File: 1692359887870.jpg (86.81 KB, 1019x1280, 1625383379128.jpg)

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 12:12:39 PM No. 345250

File: 1692360759178.jpg (Spoiler Image,73.96 KB, 619x545, a1a48b2b85c286adad39f43cce703b…)

>>345182
Okay b8er, is this your type?
Spoilered for the integrity of the thread, it's just Peter Murphy

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 01:29:36 PM No. 345262

>>345225
idk it's just a picture I came across on pinterest, sorry.

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 10:25:57 PM No. 345356

File: 1692397557454.jpeg (13.39 KB, 167x177, 1F12BCC1-794B-4702-9CFD-26580C…)

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 10:32:57 PM No. 345357

>>345356
>167x177
disgusting childbearing hips for ants. Please be baiting!

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 11:09:45 PM No. 345364

File: 1692400185313.png (616.99 KB, 650x735, 11 n default (2).png)

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 11:34:20 PM No. 345368

>>345364
Very pretty and dramatic I approve

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 11:55:22 PM No. 345370

>>345356
Boyega if he worked out.

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 04:30:58 AM No. 345389

File: 1692419458873.jpeg (40.72 KB, 568x593, батя терминатор.jpeg)

I shouldn't have opened this thread at this time and ovulating

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 04:57:52 AM No. 345393

>>345389
God damn I need him inside me

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 05:11:28 AM No. 345396

>>345389
Are those moob implants

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 05:17:02 AM No. 345397

File: 1692422221744.png (Spoiler Image,328.63 KB, 638x812, Screenshot 2023-08-19 151925.p…)

unff

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 05:20:46 AM No. 345398

File: 1692422446457.png (Spoiler Image,666.69 KB, 627x792, Screenshot 2023-08-19 152333.p…)

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 01:39:27 PM No. 345454

>>345389
this reminds me of that time when people were thirsting over Anonymous in 2020 on youtube kek

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 05:51:49 PM No. 345495

>>345397
Pregnant asscheeks

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 06:53:46 PM No. 345505

>>345397
Is he a dancer? This is what I imagine a ballet dancer might look like

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 12:10:24 AM No. 345539

>>345505
hes hot

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 12:34:25 AM No. 345541

>>345370
KEK

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 12:35:06 AM No. 345542

File: 1692491706185.jpg (102.34 KB, 720x720, 1690791737715529.jpg)

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 01:22:14 AM No. 345543

>>345389
Those tits are gross and all Slavic moids are roidtrannies

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 02:15:07 AM No. 345551

>>345543
Well let them serve the public in their short lifespan

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 04:05:32 AM No. 345565

>>345542
I wanna fuck a white boy so bad I’m ovulating and I could feel my heart beat through my puss

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 08:10:48 AM No. 345578

>>345539
ayrt, I agree lol

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 08:27:23 AM No. 345580

>>345578
like i wanna give him strap

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 12:36:56 AM No. 345700

File: 1692578216726.jpg (94.59 KB, 736x1122, c1153968366a8b2d43e3483698d709…)

>>345389
Damn

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 02:16:59 AM No. 345712

>>342536
My jaw dropped at this

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 09:23:05 PM No. 346085

>>344657
PLEASE

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 09:27:34 PM No. 346086

>>342536
>that belly button
I puked.

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 03:02:45 AM No. 346114

>>345565
Ewww what? Maybe you can't pick up one because you sound like a creepy race fetishist.

>>345700
Kek ah the old military gear fetish. I missed when nonnies kept posting these.

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 04:56:59 AM No. 346123

>>345700
terminator is way better than roman polanski or whatever that balaclava guy is called.

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 05:07:57 AM No. 346126

File: 1692853677623.jpg (72.28 KB, 564x1061, c6e305d7629fb0ffc0b3205219662a…)

I know this is a cosplay but you can't see his face, nice arms and thighs.

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 05:28:13 AM No. 346129

>>346126
Nice but I wish his chest and arms were more built. Men always look better in husbando costumes (mask stays ON)

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 02:17:17 AM No. 346236

>>346086
It's so fuckable and tight and tiny you're just a hater

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 10:28:14 PM No. 346325

>>346236
Nah it's just repulsive.

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 12:26:59 AM No. 346344

>>346325
It's tight and tiny and fuckable actually

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 12:59:30 AM No. 346347

>>346344
What do you mean by fuckable? Kind of recently I thought about fingering a boy's belly button. I'm assuming they have the same nerve connections to their crotch as women do. Do you just stick your finger in there and violently jack off his belly hole? Press down on it real hard? Both? Does he moan?

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 03:46:16 AM No. 347058

File: 1693539976526.jpeg (1.15 MB, 1170x1551, AA928B3C-B1C2-41A2-A6A1-768C2A…)

Posted on r/GregDoucette lol

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 05:06:10 AM No. 347064

>>346347
I think its less gendered and more variable person to person but it's mostly just uncomfortable sensation in urethra

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 08:02:58 AM No. 347075

File: 1693555378409.png (813.94 KB, 694x942, ghoest.png)

>>345700
With masked (military) men thriving once again right now, my TikTok FYP page is practically only Terminator & this Roman Partizan guy, Ghost cosplayers and special forces. ACAB, but I would still take all of them.

If they‘re clever, masked terrorists from Al Quaida will soon have a great new source of income, kek.

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 08:23:02 AM No. 347078

>>347075
Roman partizan said he couldn't find one woman enough and that he thought cheating was ok in a past interview btw. He's also ugly irl without his mask

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 08:41:47 AM No. 347080

>>347078
aren't all masked men? For what other reason would they mask up

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 09:51:14 AM No. 347083

>>347058
Not even joking besides the lack of boobs this is almost identical to my body kek

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 11:35:53 AM No. 347088

>>347064
Damn. I'll finger a belly button anyway.

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 11:58:00 PM No. 347136

>>347083
You must be really hot nona wtf

Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 12:27:14 AM No. 347139

>>344653
eww please dont post this guy any more

Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 10:05:37 PM No. 347219

>>347139
>>347139
>>34713
Whyy

Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 10:45:36 PM No. 347221

>>347139
It was from 19 days ago, she stopped already

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 07:13:28 AM No. 347245

>>347221
wasn't it a self poster?

Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon) 05:47:13 AM No. 347363

File: 1693806433517.jpg (Spoiler Image,625.95 KB, 2348x2448, 1693772402498536.jpg)

I love hairy men

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 02:36:15 AM No. 347685

File: 1694054175261.jpeg (352.65 KB, 640x767, CA9B0F5D-0302-4740-A5C3-9A7847…)

Beefy

Anonymous 09/08/23 (Fri) 02:39:25 PM No. 347837

File: 1694183965519.jpeg (147.73 KB, 850x1794, DF4D0506-751D-475B-8A5B-1813BA…)

Tiger Shroff

Anonymous 09/08/23 (Fri) 05:34:46 PM No. 347853

File: 1694194486215.jpg (Spoiler Image,30.47 KB, 500x353, IMG_20230908_203703.jpg)

Males are not supposed to have "body fat."

Anonymous 09/08/23 (Fri) 05:45:53 PM No. 347855

>>347853
What am I looking at?

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 12:31:27 AM No. 347909

>>347853
This looks like a stalker from Half-life 2

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 01:02:54 AM No. 347911

File: 1694221374393.jpg (30.23 KB, 480x343, 585177d2b0c9fea36c691b1dc834b9…)

thighs

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 01:03:35 AM No. 347912

>>347837
too much

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 02:05:09 AM No. 347913

>>347853
Hope your hormone imbalance gets addressed

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 02:34:34 AM No. 347916

File: 1694226872881.gif (2.42 MB, 640x640, 1694183862240937.gif)

Please no bully

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 02:58:53 AM No. 347917

>>347916
need to bite through his tits like they're a raw steak

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 03:24:48 AM No. 347920

>>347916
he looks like he has 2 brain cells but let's be honest, with balloon tits like that he doesn't really need any

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 03:44:18 AM No. 347925

>>347916
Bully you for being a faggot? Moods aren't allowed, fag.

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 04:09:32 AM No. 347930

>>347925
Sick burn

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 04:26:55 AM No. 347934

File: 1694233615745.jpg (84.48 KB, 596x466, manzonga.jpg)

>>347916
gm

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 05:12:27 AM No. 347937

>>347916
>>347934
too boob-like and reminds me of those poorly drawn korean webcomics. sorry

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 05:27:36 AM No. 347940

File: 1694237256656.jpeg (Spoiler Image,184.25 KB, 652x220, 519D8686-8EE9-4204-8A4C-AEE00F…)

Ranveer Singh is drunk and passed out on the floor
>what do you do

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 05:27:38 AM No. 347941

>>347934
Tfw no bf to put face between boobs and smell the musty sweat

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 05:28:04 AM No. 347942

>>347940
IKISCIT

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 05:28:13 AM No. 347943

File: 1694237293695.jpeg (Spoiler Image,257.97 KB, 395x699, BE457849-025C-4BDF-B259-558E2E…)

>>347940

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 05:30:37 AM No. 347944

File: 1694237437009.jpg (381.13 KB, 1179x1459, 1694235509180529.jpg)

I love buzzcut

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 05:31:51 PM No. 347988

File: 1694280711528.jpeg (337.32 KB, 640x685, 9FB9D9CD-50DE-408E-A6E5-764D74…)

>>347943
So Delicate and perfect 10/10 I don’t care for body hair usually but damn

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 05:38:26 PM No. 347989

File: 1694281106196.jpeg (17.37 KB, 201x251, 59A7704B-F2D3-4147-B2B7-6F3C0D…)

Ripped native bf

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 06:14:04 PM No. 347994

File: 1694283244151.jpg (108 KB, 1080x853, IMG_20230909_210755.jpg)

Micheal tintiuc used to be my favorite male model. His boyish beauty has since faded but I still fondly remember his peak.

Anonymous 09/09/23 (Sat) 06:14:49 PM No. 347995

File: 1694283289517.jpg (105.17 KB, 1080x840, IMG_20230909_210905.jpg)

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 12:55:12 AM No. 348020

>>347994
That fuckass bob

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 04:18:42 AM No. 348037

>>347989
It's been a decade. Team Jacob lost, you have to let it go.

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 05:29:49 AM No. 348045

>>348037
I felt so bamboozled and confused when I found out Taylor Lautner was a white man

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 11:19:27 AM No. 348065

File: 1694344767417.jpg (112.17 KB, 600x600, 1673383400543790.jpg)

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 12:09:46 PM No. 348070

>>347995
>ideal male bodies
>literal scoliosis patient
Wtf.

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 02:04:58 PM No. 348078

>>348020
>>348070
Kek

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 06:16:30 PM No. 348109

File: 1694369790502.jpeg (151.38 KB, 435x453, 5D0241CC-B08F-4B7B-BBD2-21CBEF…)

>>348037
I hated how he was attracted to Bella for her daughter like thank you steph Meyer for ruining him!

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 06:41:07 PM No. 348111

>>347934
You are a moid. Gay moids finds manboobs hot.

Anonymous 09/10/23 (Sun) 10:09:52 PM No. 348144

>>347994
he's 90% torso

Anonymous 10/03/23 (Tue) 11:32:49 AM No. 351077

>>343722
>>345222
Where do I get one of these?
This whole thread makes me suffer kek. I just want a nice looking man with a more muscular body but all I attract are nerdy/autistic types who only care about being slim at best. I also don't know where to look for them, typical gymbros are insufferable in every way. Do buff guys with more nerdy interests even exist?

Anonymous 11/15/23 (Wed) 03:39:11 AM No. 358850

>>351077
Yeah ime lot of younger Gymbros are weebs who work out to look like a jojo or baki character

Anonymous 11/15/23 (Wed) 06:22:47 AM No. 358881

>>347989
best taste

>>347994
disgusting af

Anonymous 11/15/23 (Wed) 08:43:58 AM No. 358893

>>347994
>>347995
fucking thank you for this model. Finding men with nice bodies that arent roided or fat is so hard. It's excellent for my art reference folder.

Anonymous 11/15/23 (Wed) 10:39:51 AM No. 358904

>>347989
>>345222
>>342383
awoof these are hot

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 08:43:07 PM No. 359500

File: 1700253787587.jpg (62.25 KB, 573x720, 1467852350899.jpg)

Refute this

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 10:15:44 PM No. 359513

>>359500
Veins creep me out because they look like they're about to explode, and fat asses look too ridiculous and gross imo. Just my own preference I know it's probably unpopular lol.

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 10:19:57 PM No. 359514

>>359500
It looks like something a gay man made to be honest. That horny Japanese artist who wrote the manifesto about seeing a salary man’s wrist or ankle exposed when he crosses his leg or checks his watch knew what women were looking at.

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 10:31:54 PM No. 359516

>>359500
I never understood the veins, is it because the arm looks phallic? Or is the arm supposed to be a veiny dick but the person who made the original meme put an arm to be like “wink wink veins wink wonk”. I guess I would like easy to locate veins if I was a nurse learning how to take blood samples, a medicine student struggling with the circulatory system, or a vampire.
The other characteristics are nice tbh, as long as the guy has all of them, but only having one breaks the balance, having two of them is nice as well.

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 10:33:24 PM No. 359517

>>359500
I don't like it when men shave their happy trails

Anonymous 11/17/23 (Fri) 11:03:48 PM No. 359519

>>359500
I don't like that torso, it's excessively muscular and lean to my tastes. The asses look shooped and disproportionate and I think veins actually look kind of creepy. I have no real comment for the jawline thing but they can be too big and sharp.

Anonymous 11/18/23 (Sat) 07:55:23 AM No. 359599

>>359500
idk I never had a thing for butts on men especially when dressed. As long as the butt isn't droopy it's fine lol

Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 07:10:15 PM No. 360726

File: 1700766615735.jpeg (247.53 KB, 640x685, 9272519E-E3FB-4F84-9BCB-B31182…)

Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 07:13:18 PM No. 360727

>>360726
asian men that work out are really peak male i think it’s their skin tone it just looks so good with muscles

Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 07:19:15 PM No. 360728

>>360727
And that black straight hair UGHH

Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 07:21:49 PM No. 360729

File: 1700767309188.jpeg (966.38 KB, 1125x1265, D9B807A7-2A19-4D38-A9BC-8F416D…)

the nails are disgusting but the squishy tiddy

Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 07:31:37 PM No. 360730

>>359500
i personally enjoy the clavicles and the adonis belts on men more than veins and butts tbh, ofc he can't be flat, just want him to look proportionate yk?

Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 07:34:29 PM No. 360731

any nonnies with examples of men with pretty hands? i see too many short ass nail beds, it's a pain

Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 08:59:23 PM No. 360750

>>358893
looks like the rapist version of gollum get a grip kek

>>360731
>inb4 someone posts reviewbrah

Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 09:18:15 PM No. 360753

>>360750
>inb4 someone posts reviewbrah
kek, i do like his hands tho, long nail beds, palms aren't scruffy, underside of nails are clean even if they're long, i like the way he holds stuff too, rest of him is bleh

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 01:47:43 AM No. 370881

File: 1704332863442.jpg (38.76 KB, 564x521, a2cdd099d64b9c8a64a9775a039178…)

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 02:01:39 AM No. 370882

>>370881
fuck i forgot to hide this thread because threadpic scares me but this one is actually good and i love backs, love how his necklace goes down to his nape too, thank you for sharing
i hope i'll never meet a moid like this

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 02:13:49 AM No. 370884

File: 1704334429133.jpg (86.28 KB, 735x920, 1000006805.jpg)

>>370882
Thanks nonnie, here's another post of him

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 02:25:03 AM No. 370885

>>370881
The only way i could consider getting married to a moid is if i woke up every morning to this.

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 02:26:18 AM No. 370886

>>359516
For me it just feels like a very masculine feature and the fact that really only moids have it turns me on. Kinda hard to describe but it's something I don't have and that makes it sexy kek.

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 02:33:30 AM No. 370889

>>370886
it just makes me feel like they have high blood pressure. doesn’t look healthy to me

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 03:03:11 AM No. 370895

>>370881
i'm nitpicking but his head looks weirdly tiny compared to the rest of him

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 05:28:29 AM No. 370914

>>370889
I'm female but have kinda veiny arms like this. You get them from working out/doing manual labor. I also think they look nice on moids, I guess because it's oftentimes a dimorphic trait and I think the lean strength is attractive

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 11:45:51 AM No. 370960

>>359516
I'm probably in the minority, but to me it's hot because it's a very vulnerable part of the body, and when they pop out in that way it's a sign of vigor and livelihood (you'll notice fatty fat guys don't have many visible veins). It's the same reason why I like resting my head against a man's chest and hearing his heartbeat, it's this weird contrast between vulnerability and liveliness that I find appealing. I definitely don't think of it as being phallic, that's just weird as fuck.

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 07:08:26 PM No. 371016

File: 1704395306071.jpg (205.05 KB, 753x1130, back2.jpg)

You guys seem to like the last photo of a back I posted so here is another photo

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 07:54:26 PM No. 371032

>>347078
absolutely not true look at his insta

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 08:17:48 PM No. 371034

>>370881
>>370884
>>371016
These are nice

>>360729
He needs to give his good nail genetics to me

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 08:30:41 PM No. 371037

>>342272
If I was a farmhand I would permaban you for your atrocious taste.

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 09:21:30 PM No. 371047

File: 1704403290868.jpg (47.03 KB, 564x560, front1.jpg)

Anonymous 01/04/24 (Thu) 09:50:32 PM No. 371052

File: 1704405032540.jpg (36.9 KB, 564x532, 8722abe51fdcee1633f9f5c92a9d3f…)

Anonymous 01/05/24 (Fri) 12:48:38 AM No. 371076

>>371052
I feel better when i critic moids so i will say that even if i know this look is attractive to a lot of people, i'm not into it. It looks too dry and rocky, it reminds me of an old man.
Maybe the lighting is just making it worse but i prefer the moid on the previous post.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 05:27:48 AM No. 371363

File: 1704518868864.jpg (142.19 KB, 675x1200, 1000006915.jpg)

I feel like an idiot for accidentally creating a new thread instead of posting here, what a stupid mistake.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 05:29:23 AM No. 371364

>>371363
this gave me a good laugh, thanks LMAO

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 08:31:14 AM No. 371377

>>371047
This is kinda stupid to say about a hot half naked dude but I've scrolled past this picture like three times now and I keep thinking he has such nice skin

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 09:21:25 AM No. 371380

>>371076
We don't care.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 12:36:01 PM No. 371411

File: 1704544561322.jpeg (295.26 KB, 735x898, 184DE626-DE40-417B-A17A-89DE47…)

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 12:36:22 PM No. 371412

File: 1704544582027.jpeg (189.07 KB, 736x552, 63A7CB3B-623E-41C4-8F6E-828FAE…)

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 12:38:34 PM No. 371413

>>371412
I swear these kind of pics come up every so often and they always startle me when I see them out of context

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 12:46:03 PM No. 371415

File: 1704545163786.jpg (42.24 KB, 480x640, 1690656583254.jpg)

I've been thinking about this man since I saw this. I love gingers

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 12:46:30 PM No. 371416

>>371412
>>371411
Gay

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 12:47:47 PM No. 371417

>>360729
EWW this is the guy with twig legs that did the video of him crushing a watermelon with his thighs while doing anime girl whimpers. Corpse husband 2.0 I bet

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 12:49:19 PM No. 371418

gee, thanks for showing me the top of a guy's pubes first thing in the morning /g/

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 12:53:26 PM No. 371419

>>371418
genuinely lmao

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 01:01:55 PM No. 371421

>>371418
It's /g/.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 01:12:34 PM No. 371423

>>371411
>>371412
>>371415
I for one appreciate this thread, thanks for posting anons

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 05:09:24 PM No. 371491

File: 1704560964020.jpg (63.61 KB, 560x793, 1670937164179.jpg)

>>371412
>>371411
This looks kinda sloppily tied, but I love these kind of pictures when they're tight enough to slightly bite into their muscles.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 05:13:47 PM No. 371492

File: 1704561225281.gif (3.79 MB, 576x1024, 1699757863978.gif)

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 05:15:58 PM No. 371493

Do any nonas here like skinny guys?

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 05:30:03 PM No. 371497

File: 1704562203696.jpg (67.53 KB, 615x800, tumblr_oc2be6dMiO1ttodyco1_640…)

>>371493
I like both muscular guys like the previous posts, and guys that are more average lean + strong, but I'm not into overly skinny guys. I know there are some scelly lovers on lolcow though.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 07:47:54 PM No. 371562

>>371493
i'm >>342387 and i'm still searching.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 08:25:51 PM No. 371598

>>371415
It was posted already >>342536

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 09:22:38 PM No. 371615

>>371492
Thief, you will never be me.

Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 10:47:03 PM No. 371627

>>371493
I do. The ones I like are too unconventional tho so I can't share.

Anonymous 01/07/24 (Sun) 12:57:31 AM No. 371649

>>371615
I don't know what you're talking about, but the source is boerboelwear.

Anonymous 01/07/24 (Sun) 05:42:05 AM No. 371707

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Anonymous 01/07/24 (Sun) 07:18:07 AM No. 371719

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I don't think I have one ideal body type. I love current day gymbros, but I also love the lean more natural look from the 90s. I think it's mostly about proportions of the individual guy, for example tall guys look good if they are slim with more natural muscles and have a tiny perky ass, while manlets can often afford to be a little more bulky. What matters the most is having a flat belly. I think backs are my favorite body part on the male. I love looking at them from the side when they have that cat-like appearance and I love the entire silhouette from behind with the broad shoulders gradually descending into a narrow waist/booty. I think the little dimples on the lower back right above the ass cheeks are so cute. On the other hand I also like athletic guys with provocative hip to waist ratio like >>342536. Sorry for the sperg, guess I'm just a hopeless straight.

Anonymous 01/07/24 (Sun) 06:47:21 PM No. 371833

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Anonymous 01/07/24 (Sun) 10:20:45 PM No. 371890

>>371833
ew wtf is this

Anonymous 01/08/24 (Mon) 12:19:24 PM No. 372040

>>371833
audibly laughed

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 04:16:01 AM No. 372207

File: 1704773760984.jpg (55.16 KB, 735x899, 1000007006.jpg)

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 04:19:44 AM No. 372208

>>371833
Holy shit anon that moid is built like spongebob

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 04:26:14 AM No. 372209

>>371493
yes, I like them really lean and all legs, but not outright skelly. >>371497 isn't bad. Though I also prefer men in clothes.

>>371627
Now I'm curious nonna

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 04:27:55 AM No. 372210

File: 1704774475554.jpg (92.39 KB, 600x900, 9758b35ac3ab818614a1ab226f5dd3…)

peak

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 04:33:52 AM No. 372214

>>371627
Post one or two, if it’s your ideal it’s fine. Just don’t post any faces.

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:02:55 PM No. 372328

File: 1704837775506.jpg (48.03 KB, 564x1002, f759a2e3cad484c75b508c17d6633c…)

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:15:04 PM No. 372330

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>>359500
Back should be there instead of veins, its not like I find them attractive they are just not something I care about

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:29:20 PM No. 372338

>>372330
True, I love a nice back. Veins are eh and they can be too much sometimes, like honey drink some water please

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:32:54 PM No. 372340

File: 1704839574697.jpg (Spoiler Image,37.74 KB, 563x551, 7fd962838e399d6179ab740df6f4be…)

>>372330
Fellow backfag, I think it's the defining feature of moids kek

>>372210
I wanna grab his tiddies. I also find the prominent lower abdominal veins that skinnyfit moids have endearing. My bf has them and I imagine all the blow flows to his peen

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:43:26 PM No. 372342

File: 1704840206494.jpg (50.6 KB, 736x904, 1000007018.jpg)

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 01:47:10 AM No. 372568

File: 1704937630595.jpg (38.67 KB, 735x726, 1000007040.jpg)

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 04:13:14 AM No. 372590

>>372568
What the fuck is the point in posting a black and white pic of a back that looks like a chicken flat.

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 04:35:12 AM No. 372593

>>372590
kitty cat

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 04:54:21 AM No. 372594

>>372568
>>372590
Idk maybe anon lives in America and is surrounded by fatasses and loves to see men who aren’t obese

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 04:55:09 AM No. 372595

>>372342
Omg not to be weird butBlack men are so good with moisturizing. They always smell good and feel so smooth

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 06:36:21 AM No. 372610

>>372594
I'm saying it's a dumb picture faggot, has nothing to do with weight. Literally no limbs just posed like a chicken flat.

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 06:45:55 AM No. 372611

>>372610
What the fuck is a “chicken flat”.

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 06:54:18 AM No. 372616

>>372611
>>372610
I don't know what a chicken flat is either but i like seeing fit moid's backs.
You just don't have the vision nona, too many chickens in front of you.

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 12:51:01 PM No. 372919

File: 1705063861675.jpg (47.76 KB, 736x736, 1000007074.jpg)

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 03:14:41 PM No. 372952

File: 1705072480707.png (662.06 KB, 1122x561, 1.png)

>>372919

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 08:33:51 PM No. 373026

File: 1705091631371.jpg (66.98 KB, 677x1016, 1000007086.jpg)

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 08:39:31 PM No. 373027

File: 1705091970927.jpg (65.37 KB, 736x925, 1000007087.jpg)

I like little waists

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 09:07:18 PM No. 373034

File: 1705093638539.jpeg (252.46 KB, 1242x940, 3472E28F-CA1C-4E01-93A5-DC247D…)

>>372919
Oooh. The adonis belt is my weakness

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 09:11:27 PM No. 373036

>>373034
I howled like a monkey do you have any more pics like this nonna?

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 09:12:12 PM No. 373037

>>373034
Who is this sexy man and why does he have such weird tattoos?

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 09:30:20 PM No. 373049

File: 1705095020071.jpeg (140.43 KB, 893x700, C071A901-4A6D-41B3-91E0-A66420…)

>>373036
Andrew WK. so sexy

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 09:32:01 PM No. 373050

>>373037
He sings weird songs about partying and he’s married to Kay Dennings one of the luckiest women ever. I have delusions of running into him and asking for a picture so he put that big ass arm around me

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 09:35:07 PM No. 373051

>>373049
ayrt holy shit it's andrew?!?! i've listened to his music since like 2014 i just never bothered to google him or watch any mvs, i have this fantasy of a sexy long haired moid singing She Is Beautiful to me

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 09:37:40 PM No. 373054

File: 1705095460052.jpeg (387.76 KB, 640x668, 48FFF308-07B1-40D6-ACD4-1FBF34…)

>>373051
His album cover has his sexy (imo) mug tho(don't post faces)

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 09:42:28 PM No. 373055

>>373054
i've used youtube lyric videos to mp3 downloads my whole life, man i wonder how many more sexy moids i missed

Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 11:13:22 PM No. 373072

>>373034
could stand to lose the body hair imo but otherwise yes hot

Anonymous 01/13/24 (Sat) 01:14:20 AM No. 373090

>>373034
>>373054
>>373049
What a whore, I need him

Anonymous 01/13/24 (Sat) 09:57:37 PM No. 373262

File: 1705183057283.jpg (178.31 KB, 1440x1632, vm9cfzyzhln91[1].jpg)

Chad Zuber (some dude who lives like a caveman)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UHNqlyNlRw
Pic related, Khabib Nurgmagomedov, martial artist and my #1 crush.

Anonymous 01/13/24 (Sat) 10:37:09 PM No. 373266

>>373262
why does he have a turtle shell back

Anonymous 01/13/24 (Sat) 10:54:22 PM No. 373268

>>373262
Are you bi? Testing a theory.

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 12:30:16 AM No. 373279

>>373262
CHOP HIS HEAD OFF or throw him in the unconventional moids thread

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 01:46:16 AM No. 373294

File: 1705196775645.jpg (1.09 MB, 4096x2732, EcsolzIUMAEcdhI.jpg)

>>373266
idk but i like it
>>373268
no
>>373279
he cute tho

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 02:32:45 AM No. 373303

>>373294
He looks like those fruit juice cartons after you suck the air out of them

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 02:52:40 AM No. 373305

>>373294
Anon… this is disgusting but at least your standards encourage men to be at their peak physical form.

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 03:01:48 AM No. 373306

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>>373294
Bitch what the fuck

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 03:16:36 AM No. 373311

>>370881
Throwback, this was so good, i need him posed like >>372207
Bed compilation

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 03:29:21 AM No. 373313

>>373305
For me it's the caveman face

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 03:46:55 AM No. 373314

>>373054
This isnt even a picture of him

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 03:49:39 AM No. 373315

File: 1705204179607.jpg (105.69 KB, 500x500, deep-fried-chicken-wings-0710-…)

>>372616
>>372611
These are the chicken flats. Apologize to me immediately.

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 03:58:32 AM No. 373325

>>373315
Cute nona, can we eat some together now?
I still don't see the resemblance btw sorry

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 04:58:14 AM No. 373334

File: 1705208294653.jpeg (84.18 KB, 560x743, BB6542A5-E6EC-488B-AA63-6886DB…)

>>373314
Who dat.? Looks like him when he was younger(don't post faces)

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 10:39:39 AM No. 373387

File: 1705228779701.gif (Spoiler Image,9.68 MB, 540x450, hm.gif)

>no faces

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 01:49:53 PM No. 373424

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Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 02:54:45 PM No. 373437

File: 1705244085292.jpg (78.13 KB, 640x640, royal-family-prince-charles-ge…)

>>373334(don't post faces, especially not this)

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 03:47:24 PM No. 373447

>>373387
Is this the forbidden man

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 04:01:13 PM No. 373448

>>372919
>>372207
>>371492
>>345356
>>342345
you should all be ashamed of yourselves, it's illegal to show me pictures of men who look this good when you know I'll never meet them

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 04:43:46 PM No. 373452

>>373447
it's from the flash iirc

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 06:05:02 PM No. 373465

>>372919
Just look at those pecs omg
>>373034
Perfect, and just my type

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 06:14:51 PM No. 373469

Failure to resize image error passing me way off

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 08:27:13 PM No. 373489

File: 1705264033362.jpg (59.12 KB, 635x635, 1000007132.jpg)

>>359500
Abs are nice, but they don't have to be super defined imo. I like pectorals more. I think they are a little underrated, since it's harder to find photos of them, especially under well-fitting shirts.

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 08:45:46 PM No. 373491

>>373489
yes

Anonymous 01/15/24 (Mon) 09:56:19 PM No. 373709

File: 1705355779408.jpg (109.52 KB, 1603x902, EqXLgerXIAEXddI.jpg)

>>373303
>>373305
>>373306
It's really quite remarkable

Anonymous 01/15/24 (Mon) 10:09:41 PM No. 373711

File: 1705356581956.jpeg (Spoiler Image,16.57 KB, 336x315, IMG_2514.jpeg)

>>373489
My sister in pecs

Yes

Anonymous 01/15/24 (Mon) 11:02:40 PM No. 373721

>>373711
Mood, I love muscley men and I’ll be damned cause most drawn lewds of them is just bara targeted at fags

Anonymous 01/15/24 (Mon) 11:39:25 PM No. 373728

File: 1705361965253.jpg (684.4 KB, 1292x611, bridgmanart.jpg)

>>373266
Has no anon here ever taken a fuckin' Human Anatomy class? Jesus.

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 12:27:39 AM No. 373736

>>373728
I mean, most people haven't. But I have, and I say nonas are right, he looks weird.

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 01:33:32 AM No. 373747

File: 1705368812798.jpg (35.26 KB, 510x700, tumblr_lzude845Zy1qc2bcn.jpg)

>>373736
He doesn't, that's how muscles look.

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 02:11:51 AM No. 373752

>>373747
Most of the other guys posted don't seem to have that hunchback thing tho

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 08:36:14 PM No. 373930

File: 1705437374980.jpeg (Spoiler Image,186.74 KB, 1289x1559, IMG_3943.jpeg)

Tall, muscular guys with self harm scars (or any kind of scars really)

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 09:01:38 PM No. 373939

>>373930
That leash ain't doin a thing attached to the handle like that

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 09:57:42 PM No. 373956

File: 1705442262186.png (311.13 KB, 733x1156, Latissimus_dorsi.png)

>>373266
>>373294
>>373736
Latissimus dorsi

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 10:03:27 PM No. 373957

File: 1705442607858.jpg (63.49 KB, 557x557, 1000007175.jpg)

>>373711

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 10:03:49 PM No. 373958

File: 1705442629329.jpg (44.61 KB, 525x525, 1000007174.jpg)

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 10:06:54 PM No. 373960

>>373930
Oh my god. This little whore.

Anonymous 01/16/24 (Tue) 11:30:06 PM No. 373979

>>373930
dang, that's hot af
>>373049
OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDDD
>height: 1.9m
WANT BADLY

Anonymous 01/17/24 (Wed) 06:46:29 AM No. 374015

>>373958
It uncrops and its just projared

Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 04:31:39 AM No. 374230

File: 1705552299515.jpeg (233.8 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_9973.jpeg)

the thighs

Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 08:31:02 PM No. 374322

>>374015
Nah, jawline too defined

Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 08:53:11 PM No. 374328

File: 1705611191560.jpg (51.57 KB, 606x554, 1000007257.jpg)

Just realized I posted a guy with a face

Anonymous 01/18/24 (Thu) 09:09:25 PM No. 374332

File: 1705612165684.jpg (47.1 KB, 736x1308, 1000007259.jpg)

Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 09:11:20 PM No. 374486

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Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 11:16:47 PM No. 374529

>>374015
KEK

Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 11:19:33 PM No. 374531

>>371047
This is really nice. Muscly but not too roidy. Really wide shoulders and lats with a nice more narrow torso. Looks like he could fireman carry you around. Nice soft skin. Chefs kiss.

Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 11:24:29 PM No. 374533

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Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri) 11:27:06 PM No. 374535

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I like it when they're doing something

Anonymous 01/20/24 (Sat) 12:47:21 AM No. 374547

>>374535
yeah. moids making themselves useful. very sexy

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 03:10:21 AM No. 374752

>>374533
Back in the day this was common!

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 04:19:44 AM No. 374758

File: 1705810784580.jpg (416.37 KB, 755x1073, FNnmM9KacAE9bxb.jpg)

His body makes me so emotional

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 04:27:11 AM No. 374760

>>374758
no way, Mr. Ideal Man Body himself
absolutely perfect

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 04:31:45 AM No. 374762

>>374758
i will never stop seething that gay moids took this from us

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 05:43:36 AM No. 374773

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>>374762
Says who? Speak for yourself. Its my man.

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 05:57:10 AM No. 374777

File: 1705816629091.png (1.19 MB, 1227x1222, 1505451690242.png)

>>374773
I didn't want to post here but after this i have no choice, here's the moid that has been engraved into my brain since i saw him.
He makes me believe in that ps2 metal gear moid physique.

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 05:57:24 AM No. 374778

>>373489
god youre so fucking right
love me some (hairy) pecs
something about a moderately hairy chest with great pecs does something to me

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 05:59:17 AM No. 374780

File: 1705816757396.jpg (252.72 KB, 1200x1200, EtZYwiXWYAEiBMT.jpg)

>>374777
I've seen that pic so many times

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 06:02:58 AM No. 374781

>>374780
sorry, i don't really go moid hunting myself… but i like them smooth and softer

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 06:11:52 AM No. 374782

>>374773
i meant the slutty fashion

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 06:17:24 AM No. 374784

>>373709
TURTLE POWER

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 07:29:13 AM No. 374796

>>374782
Kek sorry I thought you meant wonho

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 08:19:34 PM No. 374920

File: 1705868374807.jpeg (280.92 KB, 850x805, choi.jpeg)

Anonymous 01/21/24 (Sun) 08:33:00 PM No. 374921

>>374920
Damn what's with the gimp thing going on rn? What a poser, flared comfortable pants.

Anonymous 01/22/24 (Mon) 01:16:24 AM No. 374988

>>374920
Gimp masks and motorcycle helmets on moids are hot

>>374921
Nobody wants to see moids wearing faggy weird full latex fetish gear that’s gross, the mask is enough

Anonymous 01/22/24 (Mon) 02:11:41 AM No. 375000

>>374988
Nope, not a true gimp. A gimp would never be comfortable. poserr

Anonymous 01/22/24 (Mon) 02:44:59 AM No. 375007

>>375000
Some of us like just the mask and not the whole rubber getup mmkay

Anonymous 01/23/24 (Tue) 04:15:29 AM No. 375233

File: 1705983329349.jpg (75.2 KB, 607x610, 1000007372.jpg)

Anonymous 01/23/24 (Tue) 04:18:31 AM No. 375235

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Anonymous 01/24/24 (Wed) 02:54:57 PM No. 375444

>>375233
nonna is that Wonho?

Anonymous 01/25/24 (Thu) 04:33:44 AM No. 375535

>>375444
That's actually a pic of my bf, you wouldn't know him.

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 02:11:43 AM No. 375684

File: 1706235103101.jpg (94.47 KB, 544x546, 1000007469.jpg)

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 05:57:46 AM No. 375704

File: 1706248666770.jpeg (Spoiler Image,186.07 KB, 1618x596, perfect.jpeg)

I love when a man is skinny, soft, and musclar all at the same time. Picrel is perfect to me shame about him being gay

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 01:11:41 PM No. 375719

>>375704
Sorry but you’re deluded, this man not in any way skinny he is mildly fat. I’m mad you tricked me into opening this image thinking it would not be a fat body. False advertising.

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 05:27:45 PM No. 375751

>>375704
would be perfect if he could keep his mouth off food more, also, probable water retention from alcohol.

Anonymous 01/26/24 (Fri) 10:31:10 PM No. 375820

>>375704
Other anons are haters, he's hot af

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 02:25:26 AM No. 375877

>>375704
Who is he anon? The middle picture is my favorite.

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 02:50:17 AM No. 375880

>>375704
looks like a tif

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 03:01:12 AM No. 375883

File: 1706324472235.jpg (226.72 KB, 1233x1218, 1505509852508.jpg)

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 03:24:21 AM No. 375887

>>375877
Cody Fern!

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 09:48:36 AM No. 375929

I love hairy men so much but I don't want to be dogpiled for posting them here so I will just leave this as a proclamation of undying devotion.

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 10:56:54 AM No. 375944

>>375929
I love a hairy chest for sure

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 12:07:32 AM No. 376035

>>375883
I could never get with a man with a bigger ass than me. Unfortunately I’m a pancakebootychan who can only admire these types from afar

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 12:27:37 AM No. 376038

>>375883
A whole bakery down there, goodness gracious!

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 03:02:48 AM No. 376056

>>376035
You are weak of will sister. Pancake asses make me nauseous. I don't care how jacked he is if his ass is flat I dont wont to look at himn.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 03:58:43 AM No. 376060

>>376035
Same, it looks too exaggerated and out of place. And I have a feeling those men are gay I don't know why it's the impression they give.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 04:17:53 AM No. 376063

File: 1706415472994.jpg (169.05 KB, 1227x1243, 1505451690242.jpg)

>>376056
same. it's such a turn off when a man has a flat ass. even worse if it feels flabby and soft. a mans bum should be at least medium sized and firm to the touch. though ofc there should be a distinct male shape to it. if his hips are too wide, his ass may look feminine and unattractive.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 04:20:26 AM No. 376065

>>376060
it seems gay to you because straight men aren't sexualised enough. there's no porn aimed at women in which males show off their asses

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 05:01:57 AM No. 376071

File: 1706418117547.jpg (28.97 KB, 445x502, 1000007548.jpg)

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 06:22:10 AM No. 376079

>>375820
They're negging to the void in this thread because they're too insecure to actually go after hot moids so they mock nonnas for actually having taste while crying over their long distance Discord scrotes.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 06:24:58 AM No. 376080

great thread op!

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 06:48:31 AM No. 376082

File: 1706424511207.jpg (131.09 KB, 566x645, 1000002418.jpg)

Bosa except when he doesn't shave his body hair is peak to me

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 06:58:48 AM No. 376083

>>376079
Not everyone finds fat men attractive anon. That post probably would've had less negative replies if the anon didn't lie about that guy's body type.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 07:06:54 AM No. 376088

>>376079
Um or they just troll for fun and reaction farming probably. you defending some random cookie cutter disembodied torso is just as futile

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 07:12:39 AM No. 376089

>>376065
>there's no porn aimed at women in which males show off their asses
thank fucking god

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 07:14:50 AM No. 376090

File: 1706426090594.jpg (150.62 KB, 736x772, 1000002420.jpg)

I find him very appealing TO ME he is so beautiful and I like his eyes and nose and scruff. But his body I could cry. I love his legs. And his stomach. And him

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 07:19:56 AM No. 376092

File: 1706426396675.jpg (47.57 KB, 960x611, 1000002422.jpg)

>>376089
It is okay to like different things. Not everyone is the same.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 11:10:55 AM No. 376105

>>375719
Since when was an athletic body mildly fat. Please touch grass.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 06:17:46 PM No. 376144

>>375719
Is this what 'mildy fat' men look like where you live? Please tell me your region, I wish mildly fat men looked like that where I live

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 10:46:33 PM No. 376188

>>376144
nta but you're probably a burger. yes, he is mildly fat. get over it

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 10:52:53 PM No. 376190

>>376105
>>376144
I hate burgers. This is obviously overweight.

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 03:54:14 AM No. 376221

File: 1706500454359.jpg (83.17 KB, 736x919, 1000007576.jpg)

How about we stop infighting and start posting more attractive male bodies, hm?

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 03:57:42 AM No. 376222

File: 1706500661632.png (776.67 KB, 736x901, 1000007577.png)

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 04:05:15 AM No. 376225

File: 1706501115620.jpg (26.67 KB, 560x560, 1000007575.jpg)

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 04:25:23 AM No. 376231

File: 1706502322069.png (558.08 KB, 602x695, Screenshot 2024-01-28 212453.p…)

Hes so fucking hot I wanna bite into his massively fat man tits like he's the farmer's prized heifer and I'm a bloodthirsty wolf who hasn't eaten in months

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 06:20:47 AM No. 376238

>>376231
Those are massive to you? Pathetic

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 08:49:37 AM No. 376241

>>376222
I like this picture because if i use my imagination he looks like someone who has been kidnapped

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 09:49:54 AM No. 376246

>>376241
What

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 09:54:51 AM No. 376247

>>376246
Just a random moid i catched and keep locked in my room with no clothes on?
Didn't mean that he looks like anyone in particular

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 11:06:00 AM No. 376251

>>376225
>>376231
fit 22y old vs 30y old gym bro

Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon) 11:09:15 AM No. 376252

File: 1706526555628.jpg (36.47 KB, 376x600, 918c0ef2511eb21df662f4e0aa8a35…)

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 01:30:39 AM No. 376367

File: 1706578239754.jpg (117.88 KB, 692x1254, 1000007617.jpg)

>>342272

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 01:32:05 AM No. 376368

>>376252
love me some twinks

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 01:33:30 AM No. 376369

File: 1706578410701.jpg (115.03 KB, 693x950, 1000007618.jpg)

>>342272

Anonymous 01/30/24 (Tue) 02:49:38 AM No. 376377

File: 1706582977502.gif (933.29 KB, 275x275, 1703700029326.gif)

>>376251
Yeah, different people find different things attractive.

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 01:00:40 AM No. 376538

>>359500
What is that weird v shaped part >>376225 called? Idk its name but I really like seeing it, I guess it's part of the belly?

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 01:12:17 AM No. 376542

>>376225
please do moids with bodies like this one actually exist? I either see fattys or the big bulky gross overly muscley guys. Do only young 20s men have bodies like this?

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 01:37:40 AM No. 376545

File: 1706665059329.png (480.33 KB, 580x622, hot.png)

>>342431
>>342455
>>343030
>>343031
>>343154
>>343216
>>343366
>>343722
>>344951
>>344952
>>345222
>>345246
>>345398
>>348065
>>360729
>>370881
>>370884
>>371047
>>371052
>>371411
>>371412
>>371707
>>372207
>>372340
>>372919
>>373034
>>373387
>>373957
>>373958
>>374328
>>376082
>>376222
>>376225
>>376369
Need. I saw a sliver of some of their faces so a paperbag is needed as well. Here is my contribution, while I was on the search I was incredibly displeased at 3d men

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 02:46:31 AM No. 376553

>>376538
If I understand what you mean, that’s the adonis belt.

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 08:50:44 AM No. 376587

File: 1706691043964.jpg (90.36 KB, 720x588, 1000002462.jpg)

>>376538
>>376553
A blessing, carved by angels

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 09:23:25 AM No. 376592

File: 1706693005391.jpg (Spoiler Image,115.43 KB, 930x1163, 1000002464.jpg)

Contains face but looks like the kinda thing some of you flick to(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 11:06:48 AM No. 376597

File: 1706699207693.png (675.02 KB, 811x708, waist.png)

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 01:37:28 PM No. 376613

File: 1706708248449.jpg (153.83 KB, 1080x1325, coltonxdane_1706708207033.jpg)

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 02:17:56 PM No. 376623

>>376597
Slenderman arms

Anonymous 01/31/24 (Wed) 03:45:13 PM No. 376639

>>376592
Rapeable

Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri) 03:59:13 AM No. 376865

File: 1706846353185.jpg (25.81 KB, 473x575, 1000007706.jpg)

Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri) 11:35:16 AM No. 376919

File: 1706873716427.png (Spoiler Image,1.17 MB, 1080x1609, 1000002500.png)

This shit pisses me off. Why toy look like that but shidding in a diaper. Diaped up at uni. Got that crinkle on you for a psych exam.(weird diaper derail)

Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri) 04:39:55 PM No. 376944

>>376919
even without the diaper he looks kind of meh, i can barely see the body. plus he has that hideous broccoli cut.

Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri) 10:21:47 PM No. 376988

File: 1706912506618.png (1.49 MB, 1348x920, 1000007729.png)

My contribution

>>376919
He is not ugly but the diaper ruins any attraction that could've happened

Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri) 10:51:24 PM No. 377001

>>376988
I envy moids that have natural nipple filter.
If i wear a fisherman sweater + bulletproof vest mine are still visible and this mf is barely wearing a shirt yet it looks so nice. He's not real.

Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri) 11:01:55 PM No. 377002

File: 1706914914950.png (686.96 KB, 736x1070, 1000007732.png)

Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri) 11:12:33 PM No. 377005

>>376919
what the fuck KEK

Anonymous 02/02/24 (Fri) 11:49:12 PM No. 377009

>>377001
They must be shopped. There's no way they could be so invisible.

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 12:38:06 AM No. 377012

>>377001
>>377009
I think he's wearing nipple covers. They're not uncommon for men

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 01:03:54 AM No. 377023

>>377012
>nipple covers
the fuck? why would a man wear that lmaooo

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 01:13:53 AM No. 377026

>>377002
yes i like

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 02:15:39 AM No. 377037

>>377023
Could also be an undershirt

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 03:26:06 AM No. 377053

>>376919
IT LOOKS PUFFY LIKE HE PEED IN IT

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 02:32:22 PM No. 377107

File: 1706970742370.jpg (Spoiler Image,293.6 KB, 800x800, 6598a04a180fe2532d1de21a-marat…)

>>377023
nta but men's nipples bleed when they sweat. google "marathon nipple bleed"(spoiler this)

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 02:46:40 PM No. 377110

>>377107
Kek anon it’s not from sweating it’s from the friction of running a marathon with fabric chafing their nipples. I love your attempt at misinformation though because it’s so funny

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 02:49:02 PM No. 377112

>>377107
>The moisture from sweat makes skin more susceptible to chafing.
Common areas of chafing seen in athletes include inner thighs, armpits, and the groin.
“Runner's nipple” is commonly used to specifically describe chafing of the nipples from repeated rubbing against upper body clothing.

If god is a man why would he do this?

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 03:07:42 PM No. 377117

>>377107
Happened to me once when running a marathon, but not that much blood. Just a few drops. I learned the hard way to put nipple cover or bandaids if I run for long. Or wear a fitted tank top. I don't like bras.

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 03:09:08 PM No. 377118

>>377112
Kek men chafe their groin often and have to wear compressed underwear or they'll sit on their balls. Sucks to suck

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 09:57:11 PM No. 377180

File: 1706997431855.jpg (71.98 KB, 708x826, 1000007751.jpg)

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 10:09:50 PM No. 377182

File: 1706998190232.jpg (22.41 KB, 540x540, 1000007753.jpg)

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 10:23:39 PM No. 377183

>>377107
Fuck that's so sexy

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 10:31:22 PM No. 377186

File: 1706999482826.jpg (123.84 KB, 736x1034, 1000007756.jpg)

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 10:37:51 PM No. 377188

File: 1706999871644.jpg (81.79 KB, 736x962, 1000007757.jpg)

Kekk can't believe a photo I posted caused an entire discussion about nipples never change lolcor

Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 11:39:46 PM No. 377193

>>377118
I was with a scrote with a big dick and he would constantly sit/lay on his balls, smack his dick off his desk corner etc. and get dick related injuries. I tried to be sympathetic but it was kinda funny ngl

Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 01:47:46 AM No. 377211

>>377193
You're right anon, that's fucking hilarious.

Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 04:44:26 AM No. 377268

>>377193
It's so hard to take a man with big ol hangers seriously. Why you on soft but I can't stop staring at the way they're bouncing around in your drawers when you get up to grab a drink or use the bathroom. Just wiggling around in there while you're dead serious. Like when a dick and balls takes up tons of space when soft it's just way funnier, at least growers can maneuver comfortably. Big old grandfather clock swinging and hanging low in the summer.

Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 04:02:51 PM No. 377335

File: 1707062571486.jpg (24.11 KB, 499x500, 1000007778.jpg)

>>377268
>Big old grandfather clock swinging and hanging low in the summer

Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 05:51:17 PM No. 377362

>>377335
Your picrel is accurate to my reaction also kek >>377268 nonna this was the funniest thing I read today

Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 09:41:24 PM No. 377420

>>376919
this pic reeks

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 02:01:35 AM No. 377476

File: 1707098494609.png (2.51 MB, 1401x1337, Screenshot 2024-02-04 190155.p…)

His back being all fucked up and injured makes me wanna strangle a horse.

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 02:12:08 AM No. 377477

File: 1707099127776.png (1.3 MB, 843x1263, Screenshot 2024-02-04 190744.p…)

I wish I could post his bloody, fucked up face from the end of the movie. Watching him go through a lifetime of emotional trauma only for Michael B Jordan beat the shit out of him gave me butterflies. His mom had the right idea, fuck him stupid and leave at the first sign of cringe

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 04:37:53 AM No. 377498

File: 1707107873587.jpg (101.69 KB, 736x867, 1000007821.jpg)

>>377188
I like midriffs

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 04:42:26 AM No. 377499

File: 1707108146793.jpg (22.5 KB, 720x720, 1000007822.jpg)

>>377498

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 04:45:53 AM No. 377500

File: 1707108353436.jpg (64.93 KB, 736x827, 1000007819.jpg)

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 05:17:30 AM No. 377502

>>377476
Why can't autists use normal metaphors and euphemisms

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 09:58:05 PM No. 377615

File: 1707170285415.png (624.23 KB, 736x736, 1000007860.png)

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 09:23:31 AM No. 377712

>>377615
Dman those tiddies pointing down. Who you looking at

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 04:02:09 PM No. 377753

File: 1707235329883.jpg (83.82 KB, 736x1308, 283d7bdd068fb35a54793499313dda…)

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 04:02:48 PM No. 377754

File: 1707235368768.jpg (31.22 KB, 564x962, 12adc1f4c188b9bd585f8673cfbd15…)

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 07:37:56 PM No. 377791

>>377615
Damn, he meaty where it counts.

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 09:53:22 PM No. 377817

>>377754
>>377753
Good taste!! These are my ideal men

Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed) 01:10:36 PM No. 377920

File: 1707311436424.jpg (94.97 KB, 674x679, 20240207_080510.jpg)

Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed) 01:12:34 PM No. 377921

File: 1707311554137.jpeg (58.68 KB, 588x747, IMG_4356.jpeg)

(no faces, crop next time)

Anonymous 02/08/24 (Thu) 01:43:02 AM No. 378027

File: 1707356581706.jpg (487.2 KB, 2208x1789, 1000007910.jpg)

Anonymous 02/08/24 (Thu) 01:53:52 AM No. 378028

>>378027
Finally some fucking good food.

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 04:05:32 PM No. 378271

File: 1707494732327.jpg (55.87 KB, 540x560, hrrrrrrgrhrh.jpg)

How are there so few scrawny fans ITT?
It's fashionable, it's unbelievably sexy.

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 04:07:21 PM No. 378272

File: 1707494841274.jpg (123.41 KB, 960x1083, 20180427_05044658_M.JPG)

>>378271

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 06:16:46 PM No. 378282

>>378271
Probably too afraid to post considering the beefy nature of most bodies posted here but I knew one of you would come through eventually with some lean ones

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 06:39:38 PM No. 378289

>>378272
ew this looks like the body of a 15 year old

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 07:26:01 PM No. 378295

>>378289
What 15 year olds do you know

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 09:19:51 PM No. 378307

>>378289
I think he was around 19 here actually. His current physique in recent shoots doesn't seem too different, though his face has matured.

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 11:38:22 PM No. 378331

>>378272
ew

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 11:56:16 PM No. 378337

>>376597
>>378272
i dislike men with narrow ribcages. it's not about them being skinny that bothers me. there are skinny men with great proportions. but narrow ribcage + stick arms and legs? no, thank you

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 12:27:43 AM No. 378343

>>378272
Sorry they’re shitting on you anon, these are the only bodies I’ve been attracted to itt so far. Also I definitely prefer narrow ribcages and waists with long limbs on men, way more attractive than the bulky look (to me).

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 12:34:15 AM No. 378344

>>378272
i'm a scrawny fan but this guy looks freakishly elongated and a bit pigeon chested. and those pants are so bad. feel free to post some other guys though, xox

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 06:23:20 AM No. 378391

>>378343
not the anon who posted but glad to finally find someone else who relates. i cannot find 99% of men attractive even if they have what's considered conventional traits because of those giant ugly ribcages and brick shaped bodies. it ruins the whole look, it's nice to see there's a few who don't have it.

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 07:15:12 AM No. 378400

File: 1707549312886.jpg (40.82 KB, 442x514, 3c3a725aea53d541ab007d37d4e41b…)

example of a well-proportioned skinny guy.

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 07:16:05 AM No. 378401

File: 1707549364957.jpg (54.67 KB, 453x562, dcc20b89aa39d6470d46e3b325aed2…)

another skinny guy with long legs

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 07:20:36 AM No. 378402

>>378400
>>378401
these are perfect

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 07:08:23 PM No. 378490

File: 1707592102901.gif (29.3 KB, 498x268, 078A5ED2-37ED-4A65-A785-12A090…)

>>378289
Show us the body of a man who “looks like a grown man” then. Bet it’s a beer gut greasy puffy post-wall moid like Jason manoa

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 07:09:24 PM No. 378491

>>378272
Anon that is hilarious KEK

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 10:23:51 PM No. 378521

>>378490
scroll up.

Anonymous 02/10/24 (Sat) 11:41:54 PM No. 378533

File: 1707608513545.png (871.07 KB, 688x1124, 1000001502.png)

I like with legs so I know it's not a manlet

Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun) 12:38:35 AM No. 378542

File: 1707611914986.jpg (74.4 KB, 735x983, 1000007963.jpg)

I like skinny bodies with some defined muscle

Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun) 12:42:10 AM No. 378543

File: 1707612130157.jpg (60.77 KB, 536x704, 1000007964.jpg)

Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun) 02:22:38 AM No. 378553

>>378542
>>378543
smooth milky skin

Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun) 02:39:00 AM No. 378556

>>378543
Omg I knew a guy like this, I like tight small stomachs. All men should have a visible adonis belt

Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun) 07:35:13 AM No. 378568

>>378542
>>378543
Isn't that just a male body in its most natural state tho? I wouldn't call it skinny. I like muscular guys but I agree this type of body is also nice, they used to be popular when I was younger before the gym craze started

Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun) 10:11:47 AM No. 378576

File: 1707646307463.jpg (151.88 KB, 735x839, odd one.jpg)

yeah i dont know

Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun) 04:13:50 PM No. 378600

>>378272
>>378271
Underdeveloped chests and sternum look soo yuck to me.

Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun) 04:17:10 PM No. 378602

File: 1707668229854.jpg (1.13 MB, 1536x2048, 1000002680.jpg)

He's so cute, Chipotle bag tattoos aside. If he was a couple inches shorter so his legs were thicker then he'd be a perfect specimen.

>>378576
Thank you fellow body hair enjoyer

Anonymous 02/12/24 (Mon) 09:01:47 PM No. 378898

File: 1707771707254.jpg (23.92 KB, 564x480, 40234b702a4f64f3e146cf8888e08a…)

Anonymous 02/13/24 (Tue) 03:27:37 AM No. 378971

File: 1707794856681.png (913.54 KB, 735x910, 1000008010.png)

>>378898
I like nice skin

Anonymous 02/13/24 (Tue) 03:31:18 AM No. 378973

File: 1707795078747.jpg (53.59 KB, 676x1200, 1000007960.jpg)

Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed) 01:58:36 AM No. 379143

>>378337
It's not the narrow ribcage, but it's the weirdly close together nipples in >>378272 that turn me off. His posture doesn't seem to be the best either.

Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed) 09:41:17 AM No. 379181

File: 1707903677406.jpg (120.86 KB, 1200x1074, EU-C4gYX0AIy1N1.jpg)

Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed) 09:44:01 AM No. 379182

>>378542
>>378543
why cant they hire guys like this for anatomy and figure drawing references? instead it's all old and fat moids

Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed) 01:01:48 PM No. 379200

File: 1707915708018.jpg (45.48 KB, 1357x758, okay.jpg)

>>378272
>check thread again
>still so much hate for my modelhusbando
>>378343
>>378391
I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes gangly sticks, anyway. The awkwardness of it is cute.
>>379181
>>378401
>>378400
Pretty nice, I can't lie.

Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed) 02:04:52 PM No. 379218

>>379181
It’s kind of impressive how flat his pecs are. It’s almost weird but mostly nice

Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed) 05:09:44 PM No. 379238

>>377477
wonky pecs

Anonymous 02/15/24 (Thu) 04:30:47 AM No. 379345

>>379238
This bitch dont know how angles and shadows work

Anonymous 02/15/24 (Thu) 05:17:49 AM No. 379356

File: 1707974269738.jpg (91.06 KB, 736x983, 86025af0d00d8c885293b881d77682…)

Anonymous 02/15/24 (Thu) 05:18:20 AM No. 379357

File: 1707974300225.jpg (102.35 KB, 500x634, 2850e4fc8d4a8f61daf9d8bb6ede16…)

Anonymous 02/15/24 (Thu) 11:02:04 PM No. 379542

File: 1708038123903.jpg (110.82 KB, 634x951, 1000008126.jpg)

Anonymous 02/15/24 (Thu) 11:06:21 PM No. 379545

File: 1708038381305.jpg (25.63 KB, 300x300, 1000008127.jpg)

Here's one I think the skinny enjoyers will like

Anonymous 02/15/24 (Thu) 11:09:13 PM No. 379547

>>379545
Good effort (truly!) but he could be skinnier.

Anonymous 02/15/24 (Thu) 11:50:03 PM No. 379566

>>379542
Ooh he's a ginger, I'm interested. Do you know who is he?

Anonymous 02/15/24 (Thu) 11:54:21 PM No. 379570

File: 1708041261685.mp4 (909.94 KB, 586x480, 3KN9Unt4lx34LAeo1.mp4)

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 12:13:52 AM No. 379578

>>379566
KJ Apa when he was playing Archie in Riverdale. Fyi nonnie, he is not a natural redhead, but red hair suits him.

>>379570
Wtf is this? Where did the muscles come from?

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 02:14:07 AM No. 379681

File: 1708049646926.jpeg (149.32 KB, 960x960, FGyGQQ7XwAQ6Goj.jpeg)

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 02:37:05 AM No. 379694

>>379570
Was hotter before he flexed ngl

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 02:44:39 AM No. 379701

File: 1708051479161.jpeg (1.34 MB, 1565x1688, F0D0F649-74F9-41AC-8489-F6823C…)

I used to hate chest hair now it makes me so fucking horny. I love men who have bodies built from fighting and manual labor, not just lifting weights at the gym. It’s not enough that a moid is toned and muscular, he needs to be able to kill someone who is attacking me and lift extremely heavy objects for me. I also like men with some hip meat and Adonis belts.

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 02:46:01 AM No. 379702

>>378272
This looks like the body my druggie neighbor had, I hate crackheads

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 03:48:05 AM No. 379732

>>379681
No.

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 03:48:22 AM No. 379733

File: 1708055302519.jpg (30.23 KB, 482x720, 1000008137.jpg)

>>379681
Body isn't bad but hate the hentai crop top. I hate when men flaunt their porn addictions in public

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 04:10:05 AM No. 379740

>>379701
Good for you I guess because most of them are hairy but I'm genuinely repulsed by chest hair, so gross.

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 04:09:22 PM No. 379899

>>379545
Sorry anon, he's too muscular. I'd be turned off to find this.

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 06:55:47 PM No. 379918

>>379681
>balding
>ironic weeb
>coomer
>probably thinks he's funny while being painfully annoying
>ugly gay hitler haircut
>consooming microplastics in a toxic chinese alibaba mug
the only hot thing about him is the croptop

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 07:12:39 PM No. 379922

File: 1708110759629.jpg (173.68 KB, 500x649, Screenshot_20240216-191441.jpg)

>>379681
KEK this woman's face in the background

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 08:32:20 PM No. 379934

>>379570
Can't believe someone like this existed in 2021, what a cutie.

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 09:05:50 PM No. 379938

>>379681
Lmao the bombastic side-eye from those two women

Anonymous 02/16/24 (Fri) 11:13:02 PM No. 379961

File: 1708125182720.jpg (87.99 KB, 827x1244, homemade_ix_by_divasoft.jpg)

>>379922
>>379938
Based women for giving him side eye, he deserves public ridicule. More men should be punished for displaying their porn addiction

Anonymous 02/17/24 (Sat) 03:08:29 AM No. 379995

>>379740
But nobody asked you. Post what you like then.

Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun) 03:45:54 AM No. 380201

File: 1708227954035.jpg (140.88 KB, 736x736, 1000008544.jpg)

Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun) 04:17:25 AM No. 380208

File: 1708229844460.png (184.26 KB, 480x480, 1000008548.png)

Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun) 04:18:19 AM No. 380209

File: 1708229899434.jpg (9.06 KB, 350x350, 1000008547.jpg)

I like midriffs

Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun) 04:27:47 AM No. 380211

>>380209
>hipmeat
Hell yea

Anonymous 02/18/24 (Sun) 01:47:46 PM No. 380283

>>379681
>hentai crop top
>consoomer porn addicted shitty cup from a coomer brand
Such a waste of a good body

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 02:43:57 AM No. 380390

File: 1708310637205.jpeg (362.67 KB, 1170x1168, 627D2C50-931A-4BBE-9CA6-432BC1…)

Good face too imo but can’t post it

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 08:10:21 PM No. 380482

File: 1708373420977.jpg (50.58 KB, 736x920, 1000008598.jpg)

Seems like statues are allowed itt

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 08:18:15 PM No. 380484

File: 1708373895521.png (700.98 KB, 736x1104, 1000008600.png)

Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon) 08:20:23 PM No. 380485

File: 1708374023390.jpg (330.43 KB, 1280x898, 1000008601.jpg)

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 08:35:18 PM No. 380888

>>380485
gold

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 08:53:04 PM No. 380890

>>379570
I’ve cummed to this so many times kek. The before and after are both beautiful

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 11:11:41 PM No. 380902

>>379570
God damn it this is hot and makes me sad at the same time. It reminds me of my ex, who looked so skinny with clothes on but was just pure lean MUSCLE underneath. No fat on his body at all, and he loved to work out so his arms were HUGE and his abs were out of this fucking world. He was so damn hot and I've never, ever seen a guy with a body like his IRL since. I hate being an Amerifag, it feels like every guy here over age 25 is a fatass, and the ones who do work out look like red-faced, barrel-stomached meatballs. Where the fuck are all of the LEAN muscular men?

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 11:14:59 PM No. 380903

>>378272
I came back here just to see this and laugh out loud

Anonymous 02/21/24 (Wed) 11:45:52 PM No. 380910

>>379570
fake

Anonymous 02/23/24 (Fri) 03:55:48 AM No. 381162

File: 1708660548220.png (343.14 KB, 757x676, mus.png)

>>380890
nyart but same, he's really cringe on his instagram (c.saifiev) but I appreciate his older low quality videos

Anonymous 02/23/24 (Fri) 04:07:23 AM No. 381164

File: 1708661243170.jpg (40.49 KB, 768x1024, 1000002926.jpg)

>>380903

Anonymous 02/23/24 (Fri) 04:16:33 AM No. 381165

>>379570
I don't get why this video is such a big deal. Is this not an edit?

Anonymous 02/24/24 (Sat) 02:36:25 AM No. 381364

>>381165
of course it is

Anonymous 02/24/24 (Sat) 02:57:59 AM No. 381371

File: 1708743478923.jpg (83.7 KB, 600x900, 1000008699.jpg)

Anonymous 02/24/24 (Sat) 05:36:22 AM No. 381392

File: 1708752981681.mp4 (1.24 MB, 576x1024, 1000002954.mp4)

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 03:17:18 AM No. 381573

File: 1708831038810.jpg (66.03 KB, 735x902, 1000008725.jpg)

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 03:26:10 AM No. 381575

File: 1708831569987.jpg (198.39 KB, 736x917, 1000008726.jpg)

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 03:51:33 AM No. 381579

>>381575
Very nice.

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 11:19:33 AM No. 381599

>>381575
A+

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 11:52:01 AM No. 381600

>>381575
>>381371
Perfection.

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 01:44:46 PM No. 381607

>>381575
>>381371
Hot as hell

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 09:50:37 PM No. 381646

File: 1708897837221.jpeg (303.46 KB, 750x1118, IMG_4516.jpeg)

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 09:51:03 PM No. 381647

>>381575
If only all ginger men looked liked this

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 10:45:39 PM No. 381656

File: 1708901138031.png (1015.89 KB, 804x944, Screenshot 2024-02-25 at 5.48.…)

(face)

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 10:46:11 PM No. 381657

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Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 10:53:19 PM No. 381658

>>381656
>>381657
why did you make your own thread for these pics asking what the consensus was for men who look like that, delete the thread, then post here?

Anonymous 02/25/24 (Sun) 10:59:44 PM No. 381659

>>381657
The word ‘ham’ comes to mind

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 12:52:52 AM No. 381669

>>381656
Best male shape imo

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 02:13:32 AM No. 381676

File: 1708913612144.jpeg (112.32 KB, 900x1600, 88.jpeg)

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 02:18:11 AM No. 381677

>>381676
this is a TIF

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 02:47:56 AM No. 381680

>>381656
He's taking up like 3 seats, what an inconsiderate prick. That makes him very unattractive to me.

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 04:34:38 AM No. 381693

File: 1708922078683.jpg (56.08 KB, 736x655, 1000008745.jpg)

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 04:38:28 AM No. 381694

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Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 05:28:18 AM No. 381698

>>381659
If that's ham then baby I'm addicted to haram

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 05:30:01 AM No. 381699

>>381680
i'll take him, i'll even ask him to rest his feet to the sides of my seat next

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 05:30:11 AM No. 381700

File: 1708925410904.jpg (186.99 KB, 640x868, 1000000140.jpg)

>>381656
I have that pic too kinda

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 05:32:19 AM No. 381702

File: 1708925539309.jpg (80.1 KB, 640x630, 1000000058.jpg)

>>381700
Twice, even.

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 05:34:28 AM No. 381705

File: 1708925667930.jpg (288.57 KB, 1024x768, 1694787033494551.jpg)

>>381702
A third time as well, if you're willing to count the abstract

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 05:45:24 AM No. 381707

>>381700
>>381702
>>381705
why cant men have sexy fat thighs without being fatties. Also i wish they would shave hairy legs are fucking disgusting

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 06:00:10 AM No. 381709

>>381707
Same nona, i hate body hair in general but moids body hair is particularly gross to me.
If i see a photo of a good pair of hairless moid legs i just start crying at this point, it's so sad.

Anonymous 02/26/24 (Mon) 08:54:46 AM No. 381718

>>381707
Instead of whining like a little bitch you could just post what you like instead.

Anonymous 02/27/24 (Tue) 02:06:14 AM No. 381863

File: 1708999573944.png (1.13 MB, 986x1318, Screenshot 2024-02-26 at 9.08.…)

>>381669
thickums

Anonymous 02/27/24 (Tue) 02:39:59 AM No. 381868

>>381718
Kek

Anonymous 02/27/24 (Tue) 05:56:38 AM No. 381887

>>381705
If only they didn't like penis

Anonymous 02/27/24 (Tue) 06:17:01 AM No. 381890

>>381707
I agree. All men need to shave everything below the nose if it were up to me, male facial and body hair genuinely grosses me out. Muscle underneath taut clean skin looks best.

Anonymous 02/27/24 (Tue) 09:05:36 PM No. 381967

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Anonymous 02/27/24 (Tue) 09:44:55 PM No. 381971

>>381967
Do you have more like this? Love this one

Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed) 04:39:22 AM No. 382022

>>381863
Truly top tier body type nothing dadbod about it

Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed) 07:10:31 AM No. 382039

>>381967
amazing taste, nonna

Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed) 11:27:40 PM No. 382156

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Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed) 11:30:12 PM No. 382157

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Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:51:34 AM No. 382180

>>382157
>>382156
Turn the light on wtf

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 05:00:39 AM No. 382222

File: 1709182839193.jpg (Spoiler Image,227.12 KB, 998x1081, 1000003061.jpg)

Guys please look at this egregious bush

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:24:30 AM No. 382241

>>382222
when the dentist tells u to floss more

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:16:39 AM No. 382254

>>382241
anon ill be seeing you in hell for that KEK

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:57:33 AM No. 382258

>>382241
You ever had one get kind of stuck just down the beginning of your throat and you can't seem to swallow it or bring it back up? A purgatory of its own kind, really

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 10:47:29 AM No. 382276

>>382222
EW men need to be bullied into shaving their body. I’m dead serious.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:10:25 AM No. 382280

>>382222
holy shit is weird al going to jump out of there

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:36:17 PM No. 382295

File: 1709213777400.png (28.98 KB, 500x135, hide.png)

>>382222
No

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 12:53:16 AM No. 382380

File: 1709254396023.jpg (38.8 KB, 564x519, 29ca4bb05b22d13c2883f813d4ae78…)

i like midriff

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 12:54:16 AM No. 382381

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Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 12:58:28 AM No. 382382

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Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 02:27:22 AM No. 382388

File: 1709260042794.jpg (40.91 KB, 374x750, tumblr_0412e46ec19879546360708…)

>>382381
Moids should've only had enlisting as an option because every military man I've talked to had such a nice body, that's it though.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:51:11 AM No. 382395

>>382380
Perfect taste!!

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:08:59 AM No. 382398

>>382380
>>381657
>>382382
Absolutely delicious taste

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:16:37 AM No. 382402

>>342272
saggy and disgusting, you need to respect yourself more

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 05:32:36 AM No. 382415

>>382388
Then they shoot you

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 03:17:01 AM No. 382613

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>>382388
Too bad the rate of domestic violence is higher among military

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 04:32:27 PM No. 382667

File: 1709397146481.png (935.1 KB, 910x772, serve.png)

>>382613
ayrt. You never should pursue with a military moid any in that matter Solely use them for their bodies, though I think their desperation is a bonus.

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 09:34:24 PM No. 382710

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Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 01:55:10 AM No. 382725

>>382667
I just wanna fuck a man with a body like this once in my life god please.

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 03:59:23 AM No. 382746

>>382725
It is not a difficult thing to aspire to anon

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 05:28:16 AM No. 382749

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Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 05:34:04 AM No. 382750

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Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 07:54:52 PM No. 383633

File: 1709841291714.png (1.4 MB, 927x1247, 1000009099.png)

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 08:18:37 PM No. 383639

File: 1709842716951.jpg (81.11 KB, 736x815, 1000009100.jpg)

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 03:32:35 AM No. 383715

File: 1709868755491.jpg (49.09 KB, 562x502, 1000009109.jpg)

Arms are nice too

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 03:33:06 AM No. 383716

File: 1709868786576.jpg (97.97 KB, 736x736, 1000009110.jpg)

>>383715

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 04:14:47 AM No. 383724

>>383633
Why do all the moids like this have to be gay smh

Anonymous 03/09/24 (Sat) 02:44:55 AM No. 383905

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Anonymous 03/09/24 (Sat) 02:49:57 AM No. 383908

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Anonymous 03/09/24 (Sat) 03:36:32 AM No. 383912

>>383724
Straight men have no incentive to take care of themselves

Anonymous 03/09/24 (Sat) 05:21:13 AM No. 383936

File: 1709961673086.png (213.22 KB, 588x430, need more of this.png)

I know its not amazing but i love this lean fit body type. I am so tired of all male figure drawing models being fatties and old, this guy has the perfect body and i wish he had more videos.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 01:08:20 AM No. 384088

File: 1710032900739.jpg (116.97 KB, 735x963, 1000009189.jpg)

>>383936
I like the body type too. Luckily, there are photos that I can use as references instead.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 01:12:59 AM No. 384090

>>383936
where are his videos? would love some refs of cuties.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 02:58:42 AM No. 384101

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Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 03:51:38 AM No. 384120

File: 1710042698178.jpg (83.5 KB, 866x1390, 1000006724.jpg)

Men that swim a lot or swimmed a lot during puberty and have a nice lean frame with defined chest.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 03:52:25 AM No. 384121

File: 1710042745824.jpg (42.99 KB, 602x339, 1000006725.jpg)

>>384120
I dated a swimmer and I still fantasise about his body. You can still find lean tall fit dudes in the wild but they don't have that same chest as a swimmer. Oh lord(did you read the thread's rules? do not post faces)

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 03:56:27 AM No. 384123

File: 1710042987570.jpeg (104.64 KB, 400x400, IMG_3867.jpeg)

>>384120
>>384121
Oh my god nonas YES. Swimmer’s bodies are so perfect, they’re always so long and lean with nice arms and slim waists, unfffff. I also used to have a crush on Anders from Workaholics and of course he was a swimmer too(did you read the thread's rules? do not post faces)

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 05:33:10 AM No. 384134

>>384101
Moids with nipple piercings are whores and/or bisexuals but that doesn’t stop me from finding them hot

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 06:05:23 AM No. 384135

>>384134
I hate when they only have 1 nipple ring tho it looks so stupid. One nupple all warm and relaxed and manspreading, the other on high alert

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 08:06:47 AM No. 384161

File: 1710058007843.jpg (252.94 KB, 1078x967, 1000003308.jpg)

What the hell

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 10:46:00 AM No. 384173

>>384161
the anime plush in the background ruins this

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 10:56:51 AM No. 384176

>>384161
what's with all the marks on his legs? is he bad at shaving or does he have fleas?

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 11:51:03 AM No. 384178

>>384176
Fleas from the plushies.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 01:33:36 PM No. 384185

>>384161
The normal answer is that he is bad at shaving. But the funny answer is that he has fleas, so I'm going with that.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 01:39:48 PM No. 384186

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Anonymous 03/11/24 (Mon) 02:20:43 AM No. 384319

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Anonymous 03/11/24 (Mon) 02:22:49 AM No. 384321

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Anonymous 03/11/24 (Mon) 09:18:45 PM No. 384468

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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 10:10:18 AM No. 384659

>>384176
Wow thats the first thing you saw? You're gay

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:55:53 AM No. 384668

>>384123
and what faces. lol. looks like the cockmongler old meme.

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 01:07:04 AM No. 384783

>>384468
Looks like some guy but I will admit the body is nice

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 01:25:23 AM No. 384789

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Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 01:27:08 AM No. 384791

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Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 01:32:17 AM No. 384794

File: 1710293537222.jpg (59.21 KB, 564x623, 51d7e607b5a0ac5bc2d6258c74a983…)

black and white

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 01:44:11 AM No. 384798

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>>384794

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 02:08:27 AM No. 384803

>>384783
That is literallt what this thread is for omg what is wrong with some of you. Stop complaining and post what you like

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 02:37:33 AM No. 384808

>>384794
Idk if it's the filter but his skin looks so soft

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 03:05:07 AM No. 384811

>>384808
You can't see anything

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 07:55:15 PM No. 384918

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Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 07:56:25 PM No. 384920

File: 1710359785013.png (959.63 KB, 720x712, IMG_5147.png)

>>384918

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 08:34:53 PM No. 384929

>>384918
who is he?

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 08:56:11 PM No. 384936

>>384929
Roger Waters. You’re either gonna think he’s handsome or think he’s ugly and I’m interested to know what you think.

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 10:30:49 PM No. 384949

File: 1710369049406.png (170.36 KB, 292x634, Stonetoss.png)

You might not like it, but this is the ideal male body. Too many women cannot appreciate a true masculine form and rather opt for a skinny man that resembles a breastless woman instead.(baiting)

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 10:53:50 PM No. 384950

>>384949
lol

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 11:18:27 PM No. 384955

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Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 11:18:49 PM No. 384956

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Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 11:19:30 PM No. 384957

>>384949
I can't get over how he's bloated on top yet has twiggy legs.

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 11:47:25 PM No. 384966

File: 1710373644427.png (1.05 MB, 1080x1773, 1000009282.png)

>>384949
Looks like the pinnacle of this thread has been reached. Guess I shouldn't post here anymore

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 11:55:49 PM No. 384968

>>384936
Sorry but he is indeed ugly. Typical horse faced English man. He's what I see when I open the front camera.

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 12:15:14 AM No. 384972

>>384968
Ayrt and nonny…. I am obsessed with him and also English and if the typical Englishman looked like him I’d be getting dick every night

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 12:23:39 AM No. 384974

>>384949
>see his face posted
>makes me wanna puke
>see only his body posted
>makes me wanna puke
He's so vile.

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 12:38:57 AM No. 384982

>>384972
Live your truth, anon. I won't judge. I had my weird obsessions with British rockers a few years ago as well. I ain't doing any better crushing on modern rockers or a fucking country singer a week ago.

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 12:49:16 AM No. 384985

>>384966
this is the only man in this thread i’ve found attractive nona, more tiny waists please

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 01:23:38 AM No. 384993

>>384918
>>384920
Roger Waters anon no disrespect and all love but your autism is so funny, it chose this man as your special interest kek.

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 02:24:30 AM No. 384999

>>384966
omg this is dreamy

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 01:42:10 PM No. 385041

File: 1710423729542.png (697.41 KB, 736x865, 1000009296.png)

>>384985
>>384999

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 01:43:13 PM No. 385042

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Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 07:53:31 PM No. 385083

>>385042
>>385041
oh my god wow

Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 02:26:08 AM No. 385145

File: 1710469568397.jpg (74.71 KB, 660x588, 1000009501.jpg)

>>385042

Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 03:02:38 AM No. 385149

File: 1710471758123.jpg (191.33 KB, 672x1200, 1000009504.jpg)

mask

Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 04:56:00 AM No. 385160

File: 1710478559850.png (292.06 KB, 463x485, slut.png)

I'm yearning for a slutty waist… I'm rolling on the ground with tears for a slutty waist

Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 05:59:58 AM No. 385164

>>385145
Sexy but looks gay. Sad

Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 10:53:01 AM No. 385195

>>385160
Love when the broad shoulders taper off into a nice waist.

Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 03:44:36 PM No. 385234

File: 1710517476180.png (467.77 KB, 670x600, anotherslut.png)

>>385195
Ugh it's the best.

Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 03:56:19 PM No. 385236

>>385160
>>385234
seeing lean men with moles on their abdomen just makes me turn into a caveman, peak male bodies right there

Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 09:08:25 PM No. 385296

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Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 09:56:53 PM No. 385306

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Anonymous 03/15/24 (Fri) 11:06:58 PM No. 385326

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Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 12:55:02 AM No. 385352

>>385296
omg yum

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 02:07:36 AM No. 385373

File: 1710554855877.jpeg (330.11 KB, 1271x1284, FqVRI7uXsAIdNod.jpeg)

>>385296
This is nice, messy bed notwithstanding.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 02:20:21 AM No. 385377

>>385373
Oh god some crumpled blankets oh noooo 4/10

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 02:45:23 AM No. 385384

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>>385377
I don't know why you're offended on his behalf. I said the mess didn't matter, dummy.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 03:46:35 AM No. 385387

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Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 04:02:32 AM No. 385392

>>385384
You guys have got to stop pretending every reply you get is mad or offended its weird

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 09:58:55 AM No. 385413

File: 1710583134890.jpeg (404.21 KB, 815x1221, F3GSGohWsAQX3g6.jpeg)

The water dripping on him…

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 01:47:14 PM No. 385429

>>385306
Zamn Jesús christ 20/10 would make him dress in a suit and get his hair done in a very fancy way to take everything off and see the emo boy underneath the fancy stuff.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 04:45:03 PM No. 385451

>>385306
>>385373
>>385387
>>385413

HNNNNGG. Mid-athletic but effortless, which is only attainable during fleeting youth, before senescent hypertrophy sets in. The smooth thin waists stand out the most.

No shade towards roidpig enjoyers, but this is what twinkskelly fans really mean when they say they like "feminine" or "skinny" men. You guys like young men, and it's perfectly fine. And no, this body type is absolutely not weaker than a 30+ roidpig so it's not "dysgenic" to want this.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 04:57:46 PM No. 385455

>>382222
manlets never learn.jpg

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 07:01:19 PM No. 385485

>>385451
You get it so wholly and completely.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 08:22:35 PM No. 385502

>>385451
These are just the bodytypes of the average athletic person. If you watch a local marathon, you will notice many of the men have a body like >>385373 or >>383936. These body types would be more normal in a world where physical fitness was more encouraged.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 09:00:24 PM No. 385514

File: 1710622823991.jpg (159.04 KB, 720x1063, hair.jpg)

Nonnas have been talking about male body hair sometimes and I just wanted to know what anons do like it? Do any nonnas appreciate male body hair? Maybe if it were trimmed and all, but dudes tend to shed and I hate finding hair all over the place. It's like having a pet, but it's gross curly leg, arm, or back hair.(no faces)

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 09:44:11 PM No. 385522

>>385514
I personally find straight light arm, chest, armpit and pubic hair attractive. I'm neutral about any other area, and I can't shame someone for something like backhair, kinda makes me feel bad because I'm hairy myself and I have chest and back hair and never shave so I'd feel hypocritical. Plus I'm not gonna fuck anyone's back so that hair will never get in my way in any conceivable way (I hope) so I don't think I need to worry about it. I hate facial hair though because it can obscure their looks and not let me know if they're ugly or hot, and if they're hot it diminishes their hotness imo.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 10:04:58 PM No. 385526

>>385514
I enjoy some light chest hair. Nice to rest your head on and looks decent. Not thick dark hair like a bear though.

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 12:20:18 AM No. 385555

>>385514
My favorite is well kept body hair thats a nice shade of brown and when they have it make like that kind of fadeout pec bra on their chest it looks sooo good and then a nice happy trail and hairy arms and legs. Back hair is triggering though and ass hair is a NO.

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 12:55:06 AM No. 385561

>>385514
Light hairiness is fine. Hate chest hair though, but I love full, bushy pubes.

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 12:40:38 AM No. 385865

File: 1710722438486.jpg (74.42 KB, 731x880, 1000009597.jpg)

edited out the tattoo

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 12:43:21 AM No. 385868

>>385865
Omg I came from the front page because I thought the thumb was something more insidious and had to check

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 12:43:26 AM No. 385869

File: 1710722606277.jpg (68.57 KB, 424x754, 1000009598.jpg)

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 02:14:41 AM No. 385886

>>385869
i want to do lines of coke out of that stomach, damn i fucking love midriffs

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 03:28:04 AM No. 385902

File: 1710732484673.png (227.37 KB, 967x581, 75430.png)

>>385869
kek is this a self post? if so, keep it up

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 05:31:14 AM No. 385926

>>385868
Insidious only because that would be one skinny head

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 05:32:33 AM No. 385927

>>385902
>keep it up
This generally just means it was posted in a reddit group or something, youre thirsty and desperate looking no offense

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 12:05:28 PM No. 385968

>>385902
I got it off pinterest kek

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 02:45:24 PM No. 385986

>>385927
>>385902
Whether it's a self-post or not—PLEASE do not encourage attention whores. Looking at pretty bodies doesn't mean we have to stroke their egos.

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 07:54:44 PM No. 386029

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Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 08:05:24 PM No. 386031

>>386029
looks like implants kek

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 09:58:54 PM No. 386059

>>386029
Bro's nipples looks as if he has breast cancer or something wtf

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:47:43 PM No. 386071

>>386029
I love the boy milkers but his nipples just ruin it. They're supposed to be wide and pink and moist. His jugs feel kinda dry like little raisins. But the meat is nice. I wish all males grew tits this big

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:57:32 PM No. 386073

File: 1710806251935.png (1.21 MB, 1080x1853, 1000009630.png)

Anonymous 03/19/24 (Tue) 11:09:37 AM No. 386163

>>386029
Any "straight" woman who likes this is a repressed homo/bisexual. Or just likes fatties.

Anonymous 03/19/24 (Tue) 08:31:58 PM No. 386259

>>386163
Looks like someone's boy is flat like a board. Sad!

Anonymous 03/20/24 (Wed) 02:41:16 AM No. 386338

Sorry, this is a video and I can't censor his very questionable face but damn his body is perfect. Tall and non roided strong. Wish I could be lifted up like that

Anonymous 03/20/24 (Wed) 05:38:06 PM No. 386424

>>386338
Man this makes me feel so blackpilled. Why are other women attracted to hideous monsters? Is it my fate to settle down with something like this? Are other women stupid? I can't imagine what goes through your mind. What do you like about his body? There's nothing to sexualise. He's a stick man. What's there to be attracted to? I'm genuinely upset because I just don't understand. Are you attracted to the fact he lacks a second x chromosome or is it looks? What are you looking at?!(take your blackpilling to 2X)

Anonymous 03/21/24 (Thu) 12:33:57 PM No. 386543

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Anonymous 03/21/24 (Thu) 01:22:34 PM No. 386549

>>386424
At least from his body type alone, I don't think he's a "hideous monster." He'd probably look okay if he was wearing a fitted t-shirt. His shoulder to waist ratio isn't bad, but the t-shirt hides it mostly. I suppose most of the attraction is in that he's tall. Personally I don't give a fuck about height, I just want a moid to have a nice body shape (broad shoulders, tiny waist, thick thighs and arms).

Anonymous 03/22/24 (Fri) 12:41:22 AM No. 386651

>>386163
Delusional belief. Nothing about it looks like women's breasts and if you genuinely think that, you're probably just autistic and your faceblindedness extends to bodies. Not everyone is so crudely unable to see what is in front of them kek.

Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 12:56:26 AM No. 386820

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Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 01:00:45 AM No. 386824

File: 1711155645029.jpg (106.66 KB, 735x979, 1000009765.jpg)

Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 01:19:12 AM No. 386830

File: 1711156752541.jpg (71.82 KB, 736x736, 1000009770.jpg)

Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 02:47:34 AM No. 386841

File: 1711162053927.jpg (84.1 KB, 736x847, 1000009778.jpg)

Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 02:52:55 AM No. 386842

File: 1711162375668.jpg (65.61 KB, 736x736, 1000009781.jpg)

Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 03:01:58 AM No. 386843

File: 1711162917510.png (614.2 KB, 736x1104, 1000009784.png)

ok this is the last one

Anonymous 03/23/24 (Sat) 04:35:28 PM No. 386922

File: 1711211728437.mp4 (2.25 MB, 720x1280, shirt_stays.mp4)

Anonymous 03/24/24 (Sun) 12:56:21 AM No. 386995

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Anonymous 03/25/24 (Mon) 03:45:46 PM No. 387384

>>385865
based anon

Anonymous 03/27/24 (Wed) 07:55:33 PM No. 387826

File: 1711569332926.jpg (108.72 KB, 736x736, 1000009876.jpg)

Anonymous 03/27/24 (Wed) 11:15:01 PM No. 387856

>>385865
Kekk, most moids get the most ugly basic tattoos just so they can call themselves “tatted”. I sometimes look at hot muscular dudes on twitter and they always have the same fucking tattoos, especially the berserk symbol and other anime related shit

Anonymous 03/28/24 (Thu) 12:13:25 AM No. 387861

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Anonymous 03/28/24 (Thu) 12:15:36 AM No. 387863

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Anonymous 03/29/24 (Fri) 10:35:38 PM No. 388136

File: 1711751738048.png (750.77 KB, 735x838, 1000009946.png)

Surprisingly not a painting

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 12:47:09 AM No. 388150

>>388136
who is that

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 01:02:28 AM No. 388154

>>387861
Sorry to this guy but I'm gonna use his body as inspo for what my husbando's body is like naked. Thanks for posting anon.

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 01:03:05 AM No. 388155

>>388136
Seconding >>388150 , who is that? This is very intriguing.

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 02:04:13 AM No. 388169

File: 1711764252823.png (968.07 KB, 1080x1350, 1000009952.png)

>>388136
>>388155
He is Fedor Kuts, a model/cosplayer from Moscow. He definitely has a nice face, but can't post it here for obvious reasons.

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 02:58:06 AM No. 388178

>>388169
Thanks for replying! Russian men supremacy

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 11:19:59 AM No. 388216

>>388178
lol

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 07:35:14 PM No. 388286

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Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 07:40:43 PM No. 388287

>>388136
Whoa, not into it sexually but love the composition of this photo

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 09:08:57 PM No. 388301

>>388286
Wow. Bless his photographer

Anonymous 03/30/24 (Sat) 09:41:17 PM No. 388304

>>388169
thank you so much for sharing, his body looks so nice and the lighting and compositions are really so beautiful also i was curious about his face and wtf he has the same face of a moid i like but with a better body, it almost looked like deepfake to me kek

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 02:13:51 PM No. 388399

>>388286
>>388169
>>388136
Roid gut kills it for me. He is contorting his diaphragm and abdomen with all his strength to keep his bloated gut in but you can still see his bloated adonis belt bursting at the sides in most of his photos. I think that's why he favors these hunched or tilted poses. I like whatever editing they used to make him look like a painting though.

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:32:16 AM No. 388537

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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:33:01 AM No. 388538

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Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:34:44 AM No. 388539

File: 1711942484118.jpg (32.82 KB, 736x759, 1000010051.jpg)

pecs

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:53:04 AM No. 388542

>>388538
is this that edge lord who yells at incels on tiktok?

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 05:08:44 AM No. 388550

File: 1711948124274.jpg (130.89 KB, 666x845, 1000016436.jpg)

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 11:44:50 AM No. 388580

>>388550
i'd recognize that bod anywhere, face-wise i consider him cute too give it another year and i bet i'll have to eat my words

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:35:11 PM No. 388607

>>388605
Why the fuck does it have weird boob armor?

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:38:16 PM No. 388609

>>388550
i still cant believe he's real, he's jsut perfect. Men who do sports that require talent and elegance(swimming, ice skating) have better bodies than moids who do ape sports like football

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 03:58:34 PM No. 388613

>>388605
no the fuck i would not

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 04:00:25 PM No. 388614

>>388607
how did you even manage to look that far up

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 05:26:12 PM No. 388619

>>388550
this is perfection

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 10:42:55 PM No. 388671

File: 1712011375092.jpg (72.07 KB, 670x1128, 1000010079.jpg)

Back with more stuff from pinterest

>>388550
One of the best ones itt

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 10:53:25 PM No. 388672

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Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:01:41 AM No. 388687

>>388614
I understand trannies are unwelcome here (except when they are mods lmao) but that dick was completely next level, close to unbelievable.

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:46:12 AM No. 388691

File: 1712025971181.gif (1.42 MB, 275x393, tumblr_obwkdlM5NG1vasyrco1_400…)

Young wrestlers have the best bodies.

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:50:38 AM No. 388692

File: 1712026236820.gif (1.82 MB, 300x337, d908ad6a836897f5fba6c07e8db713…)

Look at how snatched that waistline is compared to roidpigs above 25.

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 03:30:43 AM No. 388697

File: 1712028643772.jpg (56.51 KB, 800x533, 101.jpg)

>>388691
>>388692
bulge!

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 03:32:43 AM No. 388698

File: 1712028762684.gif (1.63 MB, 300x529, 317f51ccfc9f95e9f51efe050044f6…)

>>388697
Oh they're painfully aware of it themselves

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 03:53:28 AM No. 388703

File: 1712030008784.jpg (57.79 KB, 584x588, FjMY_XzXkAEEXEU.jpg)

>>388692
>>388691
>>388698
This is what all men should aspire to look like. I love snatched waists on moids.

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 05:08:15 AM No. 388714

>>388692
I want to bite his fucking thighs like a rabid dog biting a KFC thigh.

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 08:06:39 PM No. 388821

>>388687
didn't want to say anything even if that did damage to my eyes but i'm going to do something incredibly questionable and say that it wasn't a man.
The thread is called "ideal man bodies" for a reason and not "trannies or men dicks in your face" kek.

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 11:07:18 PM No. 388860

>>388703
>men should aspire to be 5'6" twinks
no

Anonymous 04/03/24 (Wed) 07:16:30 PM No. 388997

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Anonymous 04/03/24 (Wed) 07:19:16 PM No. 388998

>>388860 you can't espire to be short. but you can espire to build like that

Anonymous 04/03/24 (Wed) 08:44:30 PM No. 389007

>>388860
>men should aspire to be twinks
Yes

Anonymous 04/03/24 (Wed) 11:03:11 PM No. 389016

>>388860
You're right. Maybe 5'9'' twink.

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 12:27:13 AM No. 389023

File: 1712190432922.jpg (35.81 KB, 694x694, 1000010183.jpg)

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 12:36:48 AM No. 389024

File: 1712191008601.jpg (40.2 KB, 651x608, 1000010185.jpg)

midriff

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 08:24:26 AM No. 389080

>>371492
need

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 08:43:40 AM No. 389085

File: 1712220220672.jpg (201.91 KB, 720x746, 1000002123.jpg)

i need to hold a skinny twink's waist so bad

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 12:53:39 PM No. 389105

>>389085
Jesus christ, God bless him, may he never hit the wall.

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 01:38:08 PM No. 389109

>>389105
Someone posted the… cropped out… bit… I caught sight of it before mods deleted it and had to immediately excuse myself from work for a little while.

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 02:23:35 PM No. 389115

>>389109
well, i'm relieved i wasn't the only one. i'm disgusted by coombrained posts but i swear to god the pause i had to take before clicking on report was long enough that it was already deleted by then. what is that size. the way he moved those ripped shredded hips.(samefag)

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 02:28:33 PM No. 389116

>>389085
skinny guys with pale X-packs, softly muscular tits and shredded serratus are just too OP

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 05:17:30 PM No. 389129

>>389115
>i missed the benis reveal
why must life be so cruel

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 08:04:47 PM No. 389158

>>389085
This is my type 100%.

>>389109
Was it big? These skinny guys always have huge ones

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 09:28:00 PM No. 389169

>>389158
i literally don't think i've seen a skinny- muscular pale guy that wasn't carrying a massive package underneath. and why are they always curved? blessed phenotype
>>389129
the mods should really open an exception to that one. because, like

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 10:57:52 PM No. 389186

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Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 10:58:23 PM No. 389187

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Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 11:07:29 PM No. 389188

File: 1712272049266.jpg (53.06 KB, 740x750, tumblr_m9oksdrn651qd3k14o1_128…)

>>389187
Weak, sloping shoulders + flat chest + no waistline. 3/10. Picrel so you can gaze upon a real man for once(no faces)

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 11:10:56 PM No. 389189

File: 1712272255478.mp4 (723.95 KB, 240x424, 1691280065028.mp4)

Now, how did this get on my phone? Hopefully not reposting from this thread lol.

Anonymous 04/05/24 (Fri) 08:30:16 AM No. 389251

>>389189
rare instance of enjoyable moid stupidity, made me smile

Anonymous 04/05/24 (Fri) 08:32:26 AM No. 389252

>>389189
The serious voice saying "the United states of America" in the background is what makes the video.

Anonymous 04/05/24 (Fri) 06:45:18 PM No. 389321

>>389189
Honestly IDC if this was already posted, it's funny

Anonymous 04/05/24 (Fri) 08:14:05 PM No. 389333

>>389189
Kek I was the one that originally posted that video, but it was on another, older thread. You're safe and I love to see it again

Anonymous 04/05/24 (Fri) 11:54:26 PM No. 389371

File: 1712361265720.png (624.14 KB, 720x1280, 1000010247.png)

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 03:26:13 AM No. 389420

>>389417
Can I make a request? I want an uncut dick.

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 12:15:50 PM No. 389471

File: 1712405750045.jpg (30.62 KB, 215x542, 00f1ccad7767dcc145785eef4af3f2…)

Perfect tiny waist. He has nice legs too but I couldn't find a pic with waist and legs

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 12:17:58 PM No. 389472

>>389424
>>389423
>>389419
Men were created so big dick tiny boys could exist. Every other man should aspire to be like them and look up to them

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 12:32:24 PM No. 389473

>>389471
His Jimin tier fish lips and edgy outfit ruin it but yeah, nice waistline.

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 12:32:48 PM No. 389474

Im going to kill myself, I opened the thread to see the spoilers and one second later they are fucking gone.

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 02:11:04 PM No. 389481

File: 1712412660927.gif (2.47 MB, 506x640, thighs!!!!!!!!.gif)

i know the angle exaggerates the size but big thighs drive me insane(no faces in this thread)

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 02:21:14 PM No. 389482

>>389481
Nona you have to crop his head out

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 02:40:16 PM No. 389483

File: 1712414416740.jpg (38.7 KB, 640x632, hopes and dreams.jpg)

>>389420
>>389472
don't tell me i missed yet another benis reveal

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 02:58:08 PM No. 389484

>>389483
It was a huge benis.

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 03:09:28 PM No. 389488

>>389483
No benis for nonna

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:09:16 PM No. 389493

>>389472
"All art aspires to bony white boys hiding XL wieners and rail fence abs underneath their baggy clothes." (some eurofag 100 years ago, probably.)

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:21:56 PM No. 389495

File: 1712420516244.jpg (77.66 KB, 736x1104, 2d5bb0d0a754a043bd5d825035b391…)

I'm sorry about that ugly ass choker.

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:25:22 PM No. 389496

>>389483
It was nothing you couldn't find on the /hm/ twink threads.

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:25:24 PM No. 389497

File: 1712420724478.jpeg (239.82 KB, 1170x1755, 2966B7F4-FA2F-434E-8837-1CC8C5…)

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:29:43 PM No. 389498

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Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:33:07 PM No. 389499

>>389496
Out, out, troon.

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 06:12:21 PM No. 389510

File: 1712427141829.jpg (189.87 KB, 1003x1080, tumblr_74e0c7398687014be2b274e…)

>>389499
Just a straight chick who likes to look at anonymous dicks sometimes.

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 07:44:56 PM No. 389520

>>389510
Acid attack victim skinwalker hands

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 08:24:40 PM No. 389526

>>389482
i'm so sorry nonnies! i was going to post it in the men you want to fuck thread, not this one. farmhands can you kindly delete my mimstake? i don't want to shit up the thread

Anonymous 04/07/24 (Sun) 08:40:16 AM No. 389606

>>388698
>>388691
I hope they aren't underage.

Anonymous 04/07/24 (Sun) 10:03:12 AM No. 389613

>>389520
Kek, was gonna comment about how ugly the hand and nails are but your comment is perfect.

Anonymous 04/07/24 (Sun) 01:29:03 PM No. 389648

>>389606
We've gotten to a stage where it's so rare to see a handsome and cute hot 20 year old (because most 20 year old moids start balding and getting fat), that the actual good looking ones get mistaken to be underage kek

Anonymous 04/07/24 (Sun) 06:23:22 PM No. 389704

>>389481
I remember when the World Cup was on and everyone was going crazy about him

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 12:59:25 AM No. 389753

File: 1712537965361.jpg (43.46 KB, 736x652, 1000010293.jpg)

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 01:13:07 AM No. 389754

>>389753
something is off about this one. shoop job?

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 02:53:51 AM No. 389767

>>389754
forearm is way bigger than it should be

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 03:11:38 AM No. 389769

File: 1712545898576.png (1.04 MB, 716x1115, 1000010306.png)

swimmer body

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 06:47:49 PM No. 389910

File: 1712602069907.jpg (35.49 KB, 476x575, 1000010321.jpg)

>>389753
Looking back I can definitely see signs on editing with the arms. I probably didn't notice since I was tired at the time.

>>389769
This looks edited too

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 07:46:49 PM No. 389925

>>389910
Oh my god the way they scrunch down the swimsuit below the hips

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 10:40:17 PM No. 389964

File: 1712616017040.jpg (1.76 MB, 3180x3976, 1000027447.jpg)

I saw this pic in the varg thread and I can't lie I stared at it longer than needed.

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 11:09:40 PM No. 389968

>>389964
Titties

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 11:28:02 PM No. 389970

>>389964
Is that Alex Eubank lol?

Anonymous 04/08/24 (Mon) 11:31:55 PM No. 389974

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 05:27:09 AM No. 390021

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 05:55:09 AM No. 390023

Can I make a request? I want fit guys who are naturally fit, have a nice accentuated waistline, have really pale skin, of ~180 cm height, pink nipples pink uncut dick if possible, and no freckles. Not too skinny and fatless like an anakun, but not roidpiggy with popping veins either, just normal.

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 06:22:06 AM No. 390026

>>390021
Almost perfect but damn he got small ass hands.

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 09:24:19 PM No. 390147

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fuck all you bitches in advance who are gonna say i'm ugly or have no self-esteem or whatever else, i love builtfat bodies, and maybe even a little more belly to spare. it's so fucking cute and masculine. this one needs more hair though.

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 09:33:19 PM No. 390150

>>390147

This is hot, anon. No shame here!

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 09:58:08 PM No. 390154

>>390147
Hard agree, i like muscly but beefy, not lean and slim.

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 09:58:38 PM No. 390155

>>390147
I don't get why women like bellies on men, it means he has low test/is aging. That picture is sexy though, but I bet his jawline and chin look like shit at that bf%.

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 10:01:33 PM No. 390157

File: 1712700092996.jpg (1.41 MB, 5120x2124, maxresdefault-1.jpg)

>>390147
Hope you like this one

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 10:17:52 PM No. 390159

>>390157
lmao expand this image and zoom all the way in, you can see where a brush tool was used to remove his chest and back acne. hahaha

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 10:23:42 PM No. 390160

File: 1712701422169.jpg (40.15 KB, 540x632, 1000010331.jpg)

edited out the tattoo here too

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 10:28:28 PM No. 390161

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 11:18:27 PM No. 390174

>>389109
>>389115
>>389129
>>389158
>>389169
None of what you guys are saying makes any fucking sense because I reverse image searched, and the original pic does not show his penis. You can't see literally anything because of the pants and boxers.

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 11:34:41 PM No. 390180

>>390174
there were like 7 deleted dick videos and pictures; mods took them down because posting porn is banned. also some were tranny porn (I don't think the man ever touched hormones because he was very clearly male but his whole porn schtick is being a tranny, wearing little shitty fake boob bras and having a big dick). also the person who was samefagging was being weird so just disregard their words.

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 11:35:37 PM No. 390181

>>390159
good

Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 11:47:35 PM No. 390183

>>390181
I enjoying seeing evidence of his insecurity but he could have done a better job shooping it. I wonder if it's acne from roids.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 12:05:07 AM No. 390187

>>390160
Beautiful, 10/10 would buy a sculpture made using his body to adorn my garden so I can see the sculpture slowly decaying as the time passes by.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 03:42:10 AM No. 390222

>>390183
Maybe, all the acne I’ve seen from steroid use is usually way worse, like leper-tier shit. But I think it can be milder and usually occurs in the middle of the chest and back. At least he has the sense to photoshop it out instead of flaunting it like a lot of disgusting bodybuilder moids do. Going on steroids is one of the most pathetic things moids do, risking their health, making their skin break out in disgusting blisters, making their cock and balls shrink and getting ED, having endless violent chimp freakouts, all just to impress other moids. No woman wants a violent bepimpled incontinent retard who gets out of breath just from walking, it’s their own gay obsession with male approval and validation that gets them there. Then they die, good riddance.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 04:19:02 AM No. 390228

>>390183
I'm the anon who posted the picture, the guy is a natural body builder, and he showed that bulking with food and proper exercise is possible without roids, and he doesn't use any. At least that's what he says and what his channel is all about. He competes in bodybuilding competitions.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 04:29:22 AM No. 390229

>>390228
hot, what’s his channel

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 05:47:29 AM No. 390247

>>390229
VitruvianPhysique

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 07:07:59 AM No. 390256

>>390155
ayrt, i have to wonder if it's because i'm bi and generally more attracted to women, so maybe i like the look of a softer male body as well. i don't like flabby dudes but muscle + fat is so hot to me. i don't feel anything when i look at sculpted male bodies and male abs. but women's abs, and women in general, i always find hot.
>>390150
>>390154
my people
>>390157
delicious

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:30:07 PM No. 390301

>>390021
Ah this is really nice.

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 01:26:40 AM No. 390711

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Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 01:31:18 AM No. 390712

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Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 01:33:23 AM No. 390714

File: 1712885603829.jpg (45.5 KB, 724x1080, 1000010406.jpg)

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 04:27:59 AM No. 390952

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Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 04:32:43 AM No. 390953

File: 1712982763645.jpg (42.81 KB, 736x600, 1000010436.jpg)

Anonymous 04/16/24 (Tue) 01:28:47 AM No. 391593

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Anonymous 04/16/24 (Tue) 01:29:43 AM No. 391594

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Anonymous 04/16/24 (Tue) 01:37:07 AM No. 391595

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Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 01:30:37 AM No. 391790

File: 1713317437337.png (2.41 MB, 2503x1306, 1000010631.png)

Most of the males posted here are some flavor of fit or muscular, but the amount of variety in thread interesting. Nonnies, which body types do you find attractive? Doesn't have to be one in picrel, just listing some examples that seemed popular here.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 01:33:14 AM No. 391791

>>391790
6

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 01:37:01 AM No. 391792

>>391790
2

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 01:41:57 AM No. 391793

>>391790
4 and 6.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 02:00:55 AM No. 391798

>>391790
Forgot to add, what do you like about it?

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 02:33:23 AM No. 391800

>>391790
I don’t like any of these. I think I’m broken kek
my ideal man doesn’t exist

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 02:38:48 AM No. 391805

>>391790
3
Defined but not super cut abs, and defined but not boob tier pecs.
And a slimmer torso, no veiny arms.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 03:19:05 AM No. 391807

>>391800
i posted a body i liked once and got anons assuming i was a self poster or trolling, it's ROUGH being free independent thinkers such as ourselves.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 05:29:37 AM No. 391830

>>391790
Two, easily. Also >>391595
I think it's gross when they're too muscle-y.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 05:36:32 AM No. 391832

File: 1713332192322.jpg (528.51 KB, 978x1757, cupid psyche.jpg)

I love the way Bouguereau painted Cupid. He's cute and slightly muscular with pouty lips and curly hair.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 08:09:03 AM No. 391855

>>391790
Top one is 8 but 5 and 2 are also nice, I like 8 the most because I like bodies I know are soft to the touch and squeeze. I'm into chubby women and skinnyfat men too but in men I prefer the soft kind of buff, Love me a human bodypillow.

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 06:57:52 PM No. 391954

>>391790
I like the waist on 2, and 4 is also quite nice

Anonymous 04/17/24 (Wed) 07:04:43 PM No. 391955

>>391790
2, 4 and 5 a bit. I like how they're not too skinny but not too muscular either. I like 5's arms, 2 and 4's chests and abs, though I wish they had a more defined waist line with an inverted triangle body type.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 07:54:52 AM No. 392087

>>391790
If i could choose it would be 5 or maybe even 8 BUT the moid has to be young and have a pretty face and no body hair for perfection, i know i'll die a virgin unless they hurry up with those cyborgs.
I salute all nonas who go out and hunt for these pictures.
>what do you like about it?
Kind of the thickness of it without looking like rocks or blobs, i don't really care about actual strenght but i like bodies that look strong and different from my own. I like broad round shoulders, a waist that is not tiny but not big either, big thighs, pecs that look defined and full but not exaggerated, i like moids that work out because they remind me of hamsters but i don't want them to look dry.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 09:23:05 AM No. 392093

>>391790
i only find 2 attractive and 1 a little bit. the fat/roidy ones are revolting and seem more like ones fags would like.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 09:28:50 AM No. 392094

Damn nonas it would be so funny to make a moid body tierlist with the posts if it could be anonymous enough, but i also don't want to give them that much credit anyway

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 12:15:44 PM No. 392109

>>392094
Nonnies itt have already ranked what parts of male bodies they find attractive, a tierlist isn't that weird imo

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 02:14:06 PM No. 392317

File: 1713536046767.gif (84.79 KB, 220x166, peter-andre-abs.gif)

music video for Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl has some beautiful shirtless male bodies in it

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 02:14:48 PM No. 392318

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>>392317
and it's not by accident either

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 04:26:10 PM No. 392330

>>391790
8 is the best then 5 and 6

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 05:52:53 PM No. 392342

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I need a ken doll bf

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 07:39:41 PM No. 392358

>>391790
I like the whole top row in order kek. Bottom row does nothing for me

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 08:17:16 PM No. 392363

>>392342
Damn I want to bite him.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:14:08 PM No. 392466

>>391790
for me, it's 1 and 2.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 01:20:28 PM No. 392620

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Which one is the best?

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 01:25:09 PM No. 392621

>>392620
the bishonen only because the other ones' shoulders cant even fit into frame. who do they think they are taking up that much space, moids should remember their place.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 01:32:34 PM No. 392623

>>392620
Indecisive. 3/4 for me.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 01:33:49 PM No. 392624

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>>342272

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 01:36:24 PM No. 392625

>>392620
It's hard to pick without seeing whole package.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 01:49:09 PM No. 392626

>>392625
this, its about harmony, plus, having a nice body doesn't mean much when he still dresses like shit.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 01:56:19 PM No. 392627

>>392626
i mean, they aren't dressed like anything

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 02:03:19 PM No. 392629

>>392626
>having a nice body doesn't mean much when he still dresses like shit.
hard disagree

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 02:28:21 PM No. 392635

>>392620
4 or 6

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 02:35:09 PM No. 392637

>>392620
1, 3, 5, and 6. 2 is too thin for my liking, and 4 is on steroids.

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 02:46:20 PM No. 392842

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Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 03:00:24 PM No. 392843

>>392842
This is really good. His chest is big because of his build but he doesn't have gross pronounced pecs/mantits. Men should be flat there.

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 03:05:26 PM No. 392844

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>>392842

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 03:05:53 PM No. 392845

>>392842
Who is this?

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 03:26:47 PM No. 392847

>>392844
Vomitrocious wet nipple hair and hack job on shaving the pubic area. Gross.

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 03:40:10 PM No. 392849

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>>392847
Removed the pubic hair

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 03:44:54 PM No. 392850

>>392849
LMAO you didn't have to do that. thank you I guess

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 05:43:04 PM No. 392871

>>392849
KEKK nonnie you even got rid of his mole, I love you

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 09:08:36 PM No. 392902

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clip from a cringe streamer, one guy had a nice body

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 10:23:02 PM No. 392911

>>392849
But the happy trail was the hottest thing about that picture…

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 11:24:53 PM No. 392929

>>392911
it wasn't the happy trail that was the problem, that's fine (to me). it was the fact that the happy trail led to the horrible hack job he did on his pubes.

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 02:45:13 AM No. 393436

File: 1714013113902.jpg (30.03 KB, 540x540, 1000010771.jpg)

more midriff

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 02:49:11 AM No. 393437

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I like adonis belts

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 04:24:55 PM No. 393526

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Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 05:15:14 PM No. 393534

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Flat asses ruin everything. He could be a 10/10 but if he's 2-D from the side I just can't do it… Flat men can't fuck. They lack the humping muscles necessary for it. If he isn't at least a little hip-y Ijust can't see him in a sexual light! Bone or muscle, doesn't matter. He just needs to have curves. Picrel has got to be THE WORST bodytype. Looks like an alien bug. I've seen deathfats with better waistlines. Total wtf moment(not an ideal body, posted face, nitpicking)

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 07:19:56 PM No. 393583

>>393534
sounds like you just want john boyega tbh

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 07:23:28 PM No. 393585

>>393583
Kekkk

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 10:50:05 PM No. 393628

>>393534
I feel the exact opposite. I find men with fat asses so unattractive and faggy. What's him having a fat ass do for me? I ain't pegging or fingering a mans ass. Disgusting.

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 01:31:35 AM No. 393658

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Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 02:22:20 AM No. 393666

>>393628
Natural fat ass in men is kinda squre and low from my observations, and it's a result from working out the legs, and a sign of a good pelvic bone structure and fertility in men, hence why most straight women are attracted to it subconsciously. Unnaturally big round asses on me, again from my observation, is either he's fat/chubby or got a BBL because he's legitimately gay. But don't quote me on this.

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 02:27:47 AM No. 393670

>>393666
Unnaturally fat asses are hot too it reminds me of the female form (perfect) even though I'm straight. Fat men disgust me but I stare at their asses. I close my eyes if they turn around before I can look away. I'm not looking a fatty in the face lol but their asses are insane sometimes

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 03:33:34 AM No. 393679

>>393534
>tfw this is the only body type i like
men with big asses and "curves" look unnatural to me even if it's natural. like their bodies aren't meant to have it idk how to explain. i want them to look completely 100% male, except in the face.

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 04:50:35 AM No. 393689

>>393679
Same. I love angular skinny men, men with round asses and curves are so gross to me somehow

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 02:09:49 PM No. 393762

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I hate the trapezoid lumps muscular men develop. They’re hideous and ruin the male silhouettes.

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 02:20:16 PM No. 393764

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Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 02:32:20 PM No. 393768

>>393762
If you injected their stupid roid traps with botox they'd look way better, I agree

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 02:35:26 PM No. 393769

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Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 02:36:56 PM No. 393771

>>393762
They don't "develop" it by working it, but by injecting steroids. It's unnatural for it to grow.

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 02:54:44 PM No. 393773

>>393762
That's crazy, I love how they look on women paired with good delts as well.
But all muscles on men look gross of course.

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 05:20:53 PM No. 393796

>>393769
This is nasty, sorry. Too skinny and no definition.

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 05:35:47 PM No. 393807

>>393796
No body here is as nasty as the picture in the OP

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 06:23:27 PM No. 393818

>>393807
Yes that is nasty too

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 08:19:00 PM No. 393858

File: 1714162740423.png (764.99 KB, 736x915, 1000010836.png)

I like this man and his dog

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 08:25:50 PM No. 393859

File: 1714163150363.png (572.18 KB, 640x574, ikwya.png)

>>393858

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 08:34:19 PM No. 393861

File: 1714163659606.jpg (26.08 KB, 424x465, 1000010838.jpg)

>>393859
That I'm what? Heterosexual? Lmao

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 09:35:31 PM No. 393882

>>393861
Spoiler that man. Shiraishi jump scare in the hot men thread. Unacceptable

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 09:45:20 PM No. 393886

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Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 10:01:50 PM No. 393892

>>393886
wasn't this already posted?

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 10:04:26 PM No. 393893

>>393892
yes but I forgot to crop his head

Anonymous 04/27/24 (Sat) 03:41:03 PM No. 394067

>>393861
i think nonnie's trying to insinuate that the guy fucks his dog

Anonymous 04/28/24 (Sun) 03:52:40 AM No. 394190

File: 1714276360348.jpg (284.1 KB, 1280x1280, 1000010883.jpg)

>>394067
i know, just playing along

Anonymous 04/28/24 (Sun) 03:58:26 AM No. 394191

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Anonymous 04/29/24 (Mon) 01:58:01 AM No. 394414

>>394191
Cute hips

Anonymous 04/29/24 (Mon) 03:41:12 AM No. 394428

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Anonymous 04/30/24 (Tue) 09:12:44 PM No. 394776

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Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 12:20:58 AM No. 394803

File: 1714522857723.png (761.75 KB, 562x810, bolle.png)

>>394190
>>372207
>>370881
>>370884
>>383908
>>381693
Moids that i would visually assault like a bulldozer.

>>345505
Doubt you are here but maybe? Roberto Bolle has an extremely skinny but muscular body, kinda creeps me out, he's over 40's now but in picrel he was younger so it kinda looks better to me but tbh he's not my type, too pale for me too.

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 12:43:43 AM No. 394806

I really love this thread, it shows what we actually naturally like when not being nagged to death

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 12:48:45 AM No. 394807

>>394776
Damn nice.

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 01:24:32 AM No. 394819

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>>394776
More skellys please

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 01:58:17 AM No. 394821

>>394806
but even ITT anons will nag you for not liking the same body type as them

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 02:00:50 AM No. 394824

>>394821
par for the course, post your type anyway you’re anonymous

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 02:01:48 AM No. 394825

>>394821
People will argue about anything but there’s a clear average preference here, every man posted here is either muscular, toned, or skelly but they nearly all have low body fat and low body hair. Peak opposite of muh I love fat dadbods Reddit.

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 02:14:40 AM No. 394827

>>394806
I love it too because i'm genuinely horrified to see exposed moids online but i trust the nonas here, i rarely feel disgusted and the no face rule really helps making everything easier.

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 03:19:53 AM No. 394839

File: 1714533593300.jpg (34.16 KB, 433x664, 1000010953.jpg)

>>394825
I see no roidpigs itt, but even the skinnier body types follow a waist-to-hip ratio like a Y or V

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 03:20:58 AM No. 394841

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Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 08:53:26 AM No. 394865

File: 1714553606084.jpeg (Spoiler Image,245.06 KB, 902x2034, IMG_2375.jpeg)

>>394839
Yep they all average out toward lean and proportionate, there are some with muscles but not roided out. I’m so glad to be among my people and not be nagged about how my tastes are too girlish. Spoiler for kind of grainy photo of IRL slut asking for it

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 12:24:58 PM No. 394880

>>394865
>IRL slut asking for it
some of you are so cringe the way you talk about things. I guess you're not here to be normal but you could try.

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 12:35:01 PM No. 394881

>>394880
NTA but who the fuck is on this Mongolian basketweaving forum to be normal?

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 01:15:51 PM No. 394888

>>394880
it's cringe cause it seems to be a creepshot and not because of rightfully calling him a slut

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 04:40:31 PM No. 394917

>>394888
>>394880
If he didn’t want the attention he shouldn’t be dressing like that

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 08:37:56 PM No. 394953

>>394917
The shorts should be shorter though, 7/10 would not fuck unless he shows more skin.

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 05:41:27 AM No. 395032

>>394953
agreed, the long shorts make him look homeless.

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 01:02:32 PM No. 395072

>>392093
this

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 01:03:27 PM No. 395073

>>391790
I like em skinny. 1 and 2

Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 02:26:03 AM No. 395197

File: 1714703163354.jpg (50.2 KB, 735x781, 1000010990.jpg)

>>391790
No one voted for the roidpig kek

Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 02:29:13 AM No. 395198

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Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 03:22:33 PM No. 395248

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Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 04:28:43 PM No. 395257

>>391790
5 & 6 are ideal, 7 is almost grotesque and 1 is too skinny.

Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 06:56:31 PM No. 395279

>>395248
this is the ideal male physique

Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 07:48:37 PM No. 395290

>>395248
Perfect

Anonymous 05/04/24 (Sat) 04:14:35 AM No. 395379

>>391790
8 and 5

Anonymous 05/04/24 (Sat) 09:49:49 PM No. 395506

File: 1714859389353.jpg (565.25 KB, 1536x2048, 1703917195962011.jpg)

Anonymous 05/04/24 (Sat) 10:22:02 PM No. 395515

File: 1714861322522.jpeg (851.41 KB, 1170x1429, IMG_1258.jpeg)

>>391790
4 and 5, or whichever one ATJ is

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 04:50:20 PM No. 395652

File: 1714927819314.jpg (1.79 MB, 3869x3669, 1657601469218.jpg)

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 05:35:08 PM No. 395661

>>395652
I'm sorry but that belly button is so funny

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 06:16:59 PM No. 395674

>>395661
It looks like a healed bullet wound.

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 06:31:50 PM No. 395677

>>395674
It looks like a giant tried to pick him up off of a snack plate by the toothpick stuck in him but dropped him

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 07:04:12 PM No. 395686

File: 1714935852930.jpg (Spoiler Image,78.02 KB, 840x1280, IMG_20240505_210136_110.jpg)

I hope this is not too NSFW but these abs were just too chiseled not to post

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 07:49:54 PM No. 395696

>>393534
i agree

Anonymous 05/05/24 (Sun) 07:54:06 PM No. 395698

>>391790
2,3,4,5 rest is ugly

Anonymous 05/07/24 (Tue) 12:27:44 AM No. 395923

File: 1715041664731.jpg (100.15 KB, 1170x860, 1000011042.jpg)

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 03:08:09 AM No. 396216

File: 1715137688938.jpg (101.64 KB, 467x534, FPe-0SNVEAEq4Kx.jpg)

>>392842
Two heads got cropped in that picture

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 03:10:43 AM No. 396219

File: 1715137843637.jpg (150.34 KB, 887x554, Screenshot_20240508-033229.jpg)

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 06:23:01 AM No. 396243

>>396242
>roidpig is when man with healthy amount of muscles

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 06:48:49 AM No. 396246

>>396244
The signs of a roided body are easy to see
>red skin around the chest and face area
>huge neck/shoulder muscles
>too much veins
>difficulty breathing
>huge gut and fatness
Most of the bodies itt are lean though, I know because I went through it several times and the number of obviously roided guys is minimal, and I suspect it's one or two anons who posts them.

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 07:06:46 AM No. 396252

>>396246
The signs of roiding are
Being very lean AND having basically any muscle. Leaning destroys your muscle and that's why you need steroids, since they allow you to retain muscle while being very lean.

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 07:13:01 AM No. 396253

>>396252
Never heard about that before, but that's interesting to know. Never liked the lean/skinny but muscular look anyways.

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 11:15:46 AM No. 396277

Who cares whether they're roided or not, we can look at attractive bodies and have our fantasies.

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 12:23:13 PM No. 396285

>>396277
Second this. It's unhealthy and bad for people and all, but I don't know or care about these men. They're a nice picture for me to ogle for 30 seconds before scrolling and if they have the kind of physique I like, well, I will look regardless of how they may have achieved that physique or if they made a choice to put their health at risk for it.

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 12:28:52 PM No. 396286

>>396285
>>396277
Disagree. Roidmoids are absolute trash, horrible to be around, testerical times ten. Knowing that ruins looking at them.

Anonymous 05/08/24 (Wed) 12:32:04 PM No. 396287

>>396285
i don't think anyone cares about their health, it's just that they're usually ugly

Anonymous 05/09/24 (Thu) 03:38:16 AM No. 396438

>>396287
Anything that makes moids die faster is a good thing

Anonymous 05/09/24 (Thu) 10:53:10 AM No. 396471

>>396252
Can you give examples? I'm not following

Anonymous 05/09/24 (Thu) 06:17:17 PM No. 396553

>>393773
Would you stupid inside job trannies leave this one thread alone?
>>396252
This idiocy even getting acknowledged by replies is on the level of that "if I suck your titties/you suck my dick they will both grow" retarded 4chan thread

Anonymous 05/09/24 (Thu) 07:42:21 PM No. 396575

File: 1715283741727.jpg (38.5 KB, 720x891, 1000011107.jpg)

You guys need to stop arguing and start sexualizing men

Anonymous 05/09/24 (Thu) 07:57:17 PM No. 396577

>>396575
Perfect. This is the body type I want to see. Do you have more pictures with this exact body type and maybe a lighter skin tone? Front view? Pink nipples? sorry for being weird and picky I'm
using it as a reference.

Anonymous 05/09/24 (Thu) 11:11:29 PM No. 396602

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Anonymous 05/09/24 (Thu) 11:42:49 PM No. 396608

>>396602
Rape.

Anonymous 05/10/24 (Fri) 02:23:14 AM No. 396629

Idk why but I’ve become viscerally disgusted by skelly men after fetishising them for years

Anonymous 05/10/24 (Fri) 03:50:14 PM No. 396736

File: 1715356214295.jpg (95.29 KB, 719x679, booba.jpg)

Anonymous 05/10/24 (Fri) 03:54:28 PM No. 396738

>>396736
Gorgeous

Anonymous 05/10/24 (Fri) 03:58:38 PM No. 396742

File: 1715356718863.jpg (40.09 KB, 323x416, slut.jpg)

Anonymous 05/11/24 (Sat) 01:51:04 AM No. 396865

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Anonymous 05/11/24 (Sat) 01:57:08 AM No. 396867

File: 1715392627957.jpg (79.02 KB, 720x960, 5052b347d0fb0fd20f72849024a48b…)

>>396742
nice midriff

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 01:49:31 AM No. 397096

File: 1715478571189.jpg (148.71 KB, 736x911, AndyBian.jpg)

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:07:04 AM No. 397099

File: 1715479623887.jpeg (198 KB, 1247x1212, IMG_4156.jpeg)

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:10:10 AM No. 397101

>>397099
Is his ribcage kinda visible or is it just me?? Genuinely curious, never saw a moid with a muscle mass like that but with visible ribs.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:17:41 AM No. 397104

>>397101
I think he's sucking in his stomach to appear fitter/thinner, hence the ribs showing. Or could be extremely low body fat percentage with big muscles but idk if that's possible.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:38:43 AM No. 397109

File: 1715481523418.jpg (21.5 KB, 412x344, 376e96eb639a40d15d75bdb264fd92…)

>>397104
i doubt its low bodyfat, usually the muscles would look more cut, though ive heard of guys who are genetically predisposed to holding fat in their stomach even at low bodyfat

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:44:30 AM No. 397111

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:46:29 AM No. 397112

>>397109
Nice, do you have more pics of this guy in different positions? On a side note, does he have bellybutton hair or am I blind?

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:56:30 AM No. 397115

>>397112
No, I got that from pinterest. The link said the guy is a model named nate hill though. Also yes that is bellybutton hair.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:58:55 AM No. 397117

>>393658
god the audio is cringe but squishy

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 03:47:09 AM No. 397130

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>>396629
No1currs keep posting skellies ladies

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 03:56:46 AM No. 397133

>>397130
goddam this body is peak. For me, it will always be midriff>abs.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 04:25:35 AM No. 397135

>>397130
Honestly, men should be skinny. I'm sick of seeing fat men.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 04:42:14 AM No. 397139

>>397130
I prefer the word slender. Skelly sounds really stupid in my opinion. I have no idea how it caught on.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 06:23:12 AM No. 397160

>>397130
Please can a man with a body like this, and a cute face/hair to go along with it, come my way

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 10:28:12 AM No. 397185

File: 1715509691646.png (500.79 KB, 562x843, Screenshot 2024-05-12 121224.p…)

I was watching a musical and suddenly one of the actors strips and reveals his midriff god bless. Imagine wearing this for an audience full of thirsty women.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 12:05:07 PM No. 397194

>>397185
That's from Toumyu right? Love the long legs of Kanesada's actor too.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 12:05:32 PM No. 397195

>>397133
I love meatballs, so the problem isn’t muscle. Pecs are great for example, but I seriously hate the look of abs. Their resemblance to tumors is unsightly. Toned girly midriff will always be superior to shredded. Is it possible to be a muscular Chad with a smooth tummy?

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:33:55 PM No. 397229

File: 1715524435287.png (262.8 KB, 379x451, Screenshot 2024-05-12 173222.p…)

This may be unpopular here after looking at the other posts, but I personally really enjoy the strongman body type. Bonus points if they have body hair. Bony skinny men do nothing for me personally.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:34:51 PM No. 397230

>>397229
Yikes, love yourself more Nonnie.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:40:13 PM No. 397232

>>397229
I'm quite concerned about the visceral fat here.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:41:26 PM No. 397234

>>397229
You need to be euthanised(alogging)

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:44:36 PM No. 397236

File: 1715525076365.png (384.89 KB, 595x815, Screenshot 2024-05-12 163511.p…)

>>397194
Yeah. So many of the guys have attractive bodies. Nice arms, small waists, long legs. They're so skinny I love skinny moids. It's a pity they barely sexualize them.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 02:47:46 PM No. 397237

>>397229
Me too nonnie. I like big guys, even ones who have quite a bit of bodyfat. Not too much hair though. Although when I think about their bodies too much I start to feel disgusted by their sweaty hairy unwashed asses. I can never be in a relationship because of this. Barf

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 03:31:32 PM No. 397248

>>397229
I wouldn't mind it so much if they aren't hairy, man hair is so nasty and dense. Have you ever been with a man who has hair on his fucking back? Genuinely makes me gag. It's a sin for men not to be clean and perfectly shaving everywhere below the eyes.

Still they're so stumpy and stocky looking it kinda looks dorky.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 03:38:49 PM No. 397249

>>397229
Obese

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 09:11:54 PM No. 397331

>>397229
Worst body posted

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 09:27:51 PM No. 397337

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 09:39:20 PM No. 397340

File: 1715549960138.jpg (155.67 KB, 470x496, FNlhOqPX0AsS5Ru.jpg)

>>397130

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 09:40:08 PM No. 397341

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 09:45:04 PM No. 397342

File: 1715550304584.jpg (269.14 KB, 1000x427, 1651433598643.jpg)

the op image of this thread is so fucking ugly

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 09:53:44 PM No. 397346

>>397229
Disgustang

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 11:02:39 PM No. 397360

>>397342
That one guy better not be in a dog mask.

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 11:48:17 PM No. 397368

File: 1715557697084.jpg (31.92 KB, 564x594, ffe9305e2c40eb58545b087b424318…)

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 11:49:40 PM No. 397369

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Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 02:41:25 AM No. 397747

Has anyone else noticed that this thread is filled with chests only pics but no leg only pics? I guess tops are favoured over bottoms. For me it’s the other way around

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 03:42:54 AM No. 397769

>>397229
As long as they don't have hgh gut which is disgusting as all hell

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 03:46:59 AM No. 397771

>>390147
Unironically its the women who like nasty stringbean types of bodies that have low self esteem. You're fine. You and millions of others like this. It's fine.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 03:49:36 AM No. 397773

>>397360
He totally is

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 03:50:12 AM No. 397774

>>397771
>Unironically its the women who like nasty stringbean types of bodies that have low self esteem.
This reverse-uno shit doesn't make any sense. Fat is unattractive.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 03:57:17 AM No. 397777

>>397747
there's probably more nonnies like you than you think, try posting leg and thigh pics and maybe you can attract like-minded nonnies itt.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 04:01:49 AM No. 397778

>>397747
Post muscular thighs if you'd like to, I'd like to ogle at some. Preferably pale skin, light body hair or shaved, in shorts, square natural ass and no BBL looking asses.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 04:27:45 AM No. 397782

>>397778
ntayrt, but there's a reel i have of a somewhat pale, light body hair, german dude showing an abrasion on his thigh, should i show? he's wearing a helmet so no ugly faces either.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 04:41:07 AM No. 397787

>>397782
For sure, go for it!

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 05:38:15 AM No. 397797

>>397747
Yeah anon i love thighs! Bring some if you can
>>397782
That sounds interesting

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 05:56:34 AM No. 397799

>>397787
>>397797
here's what i was talking about, here's the link to the reel itself: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3h5MCTIsa3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 05:59:54 AM No. 397800

>>397799
samefag will be posting mp4 in a bit

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 06:18:27 AM No. 397805

>>397799
His thighs are cute, but I was hoping for something more muscular and bigger. This is a good start to encourage thigh posting though kek.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 06:40:11 AM No. 397808

>>397800
it keeps telling me the file is too large, screw this, any nonnie that wants to save the reel, use this, https://saveinsta.cam/

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 06:40:20 AM No. 397809

>>397799
That's a cute bruise and thank you for the meal

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 07:07:30 AM No. 397810

>>397805
well that's good
>>397809
kek thanks nonnie

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 09:13:29 AM No. 397825

>>397774
Your version of fat doesn't coincide with reality though.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 09:24:03 AM No. 397826

>>397825
nona even in the OP you originally replied to she said the body is called "builtfat" and that she's into "more belly"

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 12:05:46 PM No. 397858

>>397771
u fat,faggot(infighting)

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 12:14:16 PM No. 397859

>>397825
Ntayrt but men can be healthy at 3 percent body fat and the only reason you don’t see any men built like that around you is because they’re lazy gluttonous pigs. Fat kills men and chemically castrates them. It’s normalised but it’s literally killing them. Male flesh is not meant to be squeezable. They’re not supposed to jiggle as they walk. There’s a reason autistic women develop car fetishes. (They’re metal and hard)

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 12:33:50 PM No. 397867

>>397799
Men are too comfortable showing their naked bodies. What sort of whore flashes his panties thinking “no one will be weird about this!” They’re so free from objectification it hurts. Does anyone else remember ‘mooning?’ Boys would just flash their naked asses to the camera. While you were getting bullied for using the snapchat dog filter they were living their gay hooker dreams. Incidents like this make me believe all males have a trashy “do anything” faggot in them. Shameless whores, all of them. He does have a perky butt though

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 12:41:22 PM No. 397873

>>397867
100% this nonnie, first thing i thought when i came across this reel was "did this man really pull down his pants just to show off his injury for a video with his undies and ass in frame?", they could've just gone home and taken a photo of it keeping the ass out of frame or cropping it out, but no the thirst for attention overrides their brains.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 08:34:34 PM No. 398282

File: 1715805274028.jpg (61.15 KB, 656x1167, 01cb200a5090fb74dbf6db415415b3…)

>>397747
Leg pics are harder to find. I have to go out my way to find any good ones

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:06:09 AM No. 398340

File: 1715825168061.jpg (2.42 MB, 3277x4096, F-4uDLjWgAAS4T9.jpg)

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:08:35 AM No. 398343

>>398340
the hanging dick and balls eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:10:42 AM No. 398345

>>398340
I thought this was AI and that made it hot but then I realized this picture was taken by an actual living breathing real life man. The fucking audacity. Are moids not ever cringelords? Jesus christ

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:27:11 AM No. 398353

File: 1715826430295.mp4 (16.89 MB, 1080x1920, 1000011145.mp4)

>>397799
Here's the video as an MP4 for anyone who doesn't want to open up insta I had to compress it a bit, rip just in case

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:32:21 AM No. 398354

>>398353
holy shit nice thigh and ass too

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:35:11 AM No. 398355

>>398340
this is scary

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:37:19 AM No. 398356

File: 1715827039488.png (251.28 KB, 736x509, 1000011148.png)

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:37:38 AM No. 398357

File: 1715827057963.jpg (140.2 KB, 1080x670, 435816087_978784533724130_1149…)

Shlong

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:41:39 AM No. 398360

File: 1715827298946.png (593.09 KB, 611x818, 1000011152.png)

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:47:20 AM No. 398362

File: 1715827640747.jpg (86.69 KB, 736x736, 1000011155.jpg)

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:49:01 AM No. 398363

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:15:15 AM No. 398370

>>398357
This made my fanny twitch

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:17:09 AM No. 398372

>>398362
God yes. Why do so many men neglect their legs. I don’t get it. This is so hot.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:43:57 AM No. 398379

>>398362
If nonas are going to post things like this more often i'll have to hide the thread for my own safety. Thank you though.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 12:29:42 PM No. 398457

>>398340
saggy

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:15:56 PM No. 398477

>>398356
>the slight outline of his underwear
delicious, thanks

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 04:08:25 PM No. 398496

>>397368
>>398362
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>398360
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkk
>>398357
oh yeah
>>397369
nice shoulders and pecs
>>397368
very nice back
>>397340
worm

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 04:46:06 PM No. 398504

>>398496
>worm
>>392317

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 04:55:17 PM No. 398506

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 04:57:18 PM No. 398507

>>398506
long hair is so attractive omg

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 04:58:23 PM No. 398508

>>398506
Forgot to add my commentary kek but does anyone else love armbands? In my native tongue we call them bicep bands and that sounds much yummier. The English term just has hall monitor or nazi vibes.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 05:55:43 PM No. 398516

File: 1715882142967.jpg (187.26 KB, 900x394, Untitled.jpg)

>>374758
Shorts way too big and long for a male.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 06:00:25 PM No. 398520

>>398516
It's cucked for a man to wear baggy clothing. It means he's small and weak enough to be dwarfed by garments. A real man's shorts would be sliding up his ass. This is a true sigma!!

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 07:11:22 PM No. 398545

>>398507
I wish men grew out thier hair more. Long hair definitely suits them more than the broccoli cut

>>398516
Who is he?

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 09:41:41 PM No. 398579

>>398508
Never thought about arm/bicep adornment terminology before but I 100% agree with you.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 11:28:14 PM No. 398603

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 11:30:39 PM No. 398604

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Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 04:00:37 AM No. 398691

>>397873
And im thankful.

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 05:02:41 AM No. 398704

>>398603
Dayum

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 05:59:50 PM No. 398818

File: 1715968790460.jpg (124.19 KB, 683x1024, IMG_20240517_205739.jpg)

I love the Ken Doll bodytype. Snatched waist, round and aesthetically pleasing muscles and low body fat. Too bad no male above 23 can have it.

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 07:57:27 PM No. 398858

>>398604
kekking at how I know who this is even with the censor. volleyball moids have amazing bodies

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 11:02:42 PM No. 398877

>>398858
Japanese volleyball photos are great sources for finding some nice-looking legs

>>398545
nta but the guy is Christopher Atkins

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 02:56:26 AM No. 398896

File: 1716000986136.png (470.77 KB, 500x641, qtiee.png)

>>398516
>tfw will never have a slutty moid like this
why live

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 03:06:24 AM No. 398900

File: 1716001584123.jpg (63.91 KB, 736x981, 1000011177.jpg)

Not into the sagging but hair and back is nice

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 07:14:34 AM No. 398915

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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 07:21:31 AM No. 398916

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>>398915

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 09:47:47 AM No. 398923

>>398915
Nipplecel (front facing nipples are objectively disgusting)

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 01:28:48 PM No. 398944

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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 01:30:54 PM No. 398946

>>398944
I think there needs to be a rule where you can't post 90% covered males. Yes he has abs, but I can't see what your "ideal" is. He's hunched over and is fully clothed. Its just becoming a photodump at this point.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 01:35:22 PM No. 398948

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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 01:55:05 PM No. 398951

>>398948
Too much body fat

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 02:01:13 PM No. 398952

>>398923
keeeek. Where do you want the nipples to point? East and west?

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 02:21:12 PM No. 398956

File: 1716042072684.jpg (37.19 KB, 736x659, 1000011203.jpg)

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 02:22:22 PM No. 398957

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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 02:22:58 PM No. 398958

>>398952
Yes, that's the male ideal.

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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 02:39:44 PM No. 398961

>>398957
Very very nice.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 02:40:58 PM No. 398963

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>>398958
>>398952
Exactly, he needs to have predator nipples, not prey nipples.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:07:26 PM No. 398971

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Stock images sometimes have nice bodies

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:12:28 PM No. 398972

>>398963
isn't it the other way around? prey animals usually have far apart eyes like deer

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:16:22 PM No. 398974

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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:28:09 PM No. 398975

File: 1716049688960.jpg (66.1 KB, 736x736, 1000011209.jpg)

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:32:35 PM No. 398976

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Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:37:24 PM No. 398977

>>398976
Wow he has nice thighs

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:39:23 PM No. 398978

>>398976
excellent taste nonnie, any more of this guy?

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 04:47:08 PM No. 398979

>>398972
It’s honestly funnier if she had that backwards, I support her and her prey nipple fetish.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 05:16:28 PM No. 398981

>>398977
Yes. Very nice huge juicy… thighs…

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 05:18:43 PM No. 398982

>>398978
I found him on pinterest while looking up bulges kek.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 05:23:14 PM No. 398983

>>398982
Honestly, THIS big dick content right here is the missing link in this thread from the beginning. Ugly ass mid center nips? Really? Let's talk about what matters.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 05:30:10 PM No. 398984

>>398983
NTA but all I see in that pic is ball bulge, where's the dick? These >>388692
>>388691
are actual bulges imo

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 05:52:40 PM No. 398986

>>398984
Nta but thank you for educating me, I was curious to what a real bulge looks like. Now I know.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 06:07:07 PM No. 398988

>>398957
The vein…

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 06:56:04 PM No. 398997

>>398976
As a driver on the road, I absolutely hate cyclists. As a worker of a coffeeshop that regularly serves them in their slutty little spandex shorts that contain all of their musky sweat and leaves their bulges so visible, and sees them walk from the counter with all of their shrinkwrapped muscular cake and quads, I do apreaciate them a lot.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 11:00:33 PM No. 399046

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Is this what zoomers call a "brutal mogging?" Because his ass looks prettier than the old guys face.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 11:05:31 PM No. 399047

>>399046
Kekkk i know there is the no face rule but this is hilarious

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 11:09:10 PM No. 399049

>>399046
dang you can sit a food tray on that bulge. it's like a mini shelf.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 11:12:44 PM No. 399052

>>399049
I'd sit something else.

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 11:17:13 PM No. 399053

>>399052
I love it when the ass and the bulge are both massive so from the side it looks like a T. Can we make "T bulging" a thing? Like a term?

Anonymous 05/18/24 (Sat) 11:58:39 PM No. 399059

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Please don't make the next threadpic as bad as this thread nonnies, at least make it something most of us can agree is actually attractive

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 12:02:30 AM No. 399061

>>399059
How would sexy male undies work? The current ones look like an elephants trunk. Dicks are meant to be stored sideways imo.

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 12:03:23 AM No. 399062

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>>399053
Bulges are unseemly. It’s like nipples showing through a shirt. Tacky. At best, some codpiece-ass goofy shit.

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 12:06:04 AM No. 399063

>>399062
You're so wrong you need to be executed. There's such an evil "an enemy has entered your encampment" energy being irradiated by your post. How can a straight woman even think this way. Literally against everything we were meant to stand for. SMH

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 12:30:56 AM No. 399073

>>399063
Tbh i agree with her but i know i shouldn't think that way kek, at least i'm glad that this thread works for me because i used to be lesbian and dicks were the ugliest part of a man's body to me, not sure if i'll ever appreciate bulges in thin clothes but that's just me and her probably

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 01:31:04 AM No. 399084

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Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 04:08:43 AM No. 399104

File: 1716091723285.png (1.06 MB, 692x1200, 1000011228.png)

I love a small waist

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 05:10:12 AM No. 399117

>>399046
Am zoomer, so yes.

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 10:35:08 AM No. 399170

>>399073
>I used to be a lesbian
Wat.

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 10:41:32 AM No. 399176

>>399170
Xe is a twitter/tiktok newfag

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 03:58:54 PM No. 399242

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Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 04:01:28 PM No. 399243

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Faces was partially obscured but I covered the eyes completely just in case

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 04:40:37 PM No. 399250

>>398603
his foot looks like a pig hoof

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 08:43:34 PM No. 399324

>>399176
>>399170
Samefag, some of you are genuinely retarded. I'm just someone who became bisexual very later on in life and so i may still struggle to find certain things attractive in men, it's not like you are born with a sexual preference on the go kek. That's also why i'm barely able to post anything here and consider it a better place to check out.

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 08:46:06 PM No. 399326

>>399324
>so i may still struggle to find certain things attractive in men
not either of the ayrt, but this is understandable nonnie, i mean just look at the state of the Y chromohomos now, its the entire reason the psyop thread exists kek.

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 09:09:57 PM No. 399333

>>399326
Thank you nonnie, yeah, i have some very personal preferences but i still think it's odd that i don't find any kind of bulge appealing so i just felt like telling the other nona that i felt the same regardless, i feel better when i can relate to others here.

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 09:32:54 PM No. 399336

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>>399333
i don't think its bad to not find bulges appealing, if you can't like penis and males at all then that's another discussion, but speedos and swim briefs are so hideous on men, they wear them to hike the hem above their thighs to make it look like their dick is more hung than it really is.
picrel ttax

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 10:02:29 PM No. 399342

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Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 10:16:43 PM No. 399346

>>399333
Exactly. You get it. Bulges are so goofy. Another thing I could compare it to is being into camel-toe. I understand why it makes some people feral (genitals = hornt up) but it’s tacky I’m sorry.

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 11:24:57 PM No. 399367

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Look at those thighs

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 12:31:24 AM No. 399381

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(no faces itt)

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 12:32:04 AM No. 399382

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Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 12:41:27 AM No. 399386

>>399381
Extremely good taste.

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 02:07:37 AM No. 399400

>>399381
>>399382

oops just realized I was supposed to block out the face. I accept my red text with grace and dignity.

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 03:12:02 AM No. 399409

>>399367
Nice

>>399381
Hopefully mods make an exception, this is nice

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 03:06:33 AM No. 399605

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 01:13:49 PM No. 399668

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>>397771
Your type should get culled

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 01:23:56 PM No. 399670

>>391790
1 or 2

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 03:07:02 PM No. 399694

>>397771
Why are we even picking on each other so much ITT about preferred body types? Or is it just jokes?
I love that I can throw my skinny bf around like a ragdoll. It's not insecurity, it's awesome.

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 03:13:51 PM No. 399698

>>399694
I think most of the debate itt is good natured and lighthearted pitting body types against each other like pokemon card trading cards kek

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 03:20:56 PM No. 399700

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 05:57:56 PM No. 399728

>>399700
This moid would need like 5 packs of textures to be playable in a game.

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 10:22:05 PM No. 399788

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 10:48:33 PM No. 399791

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 10:56:51 PM No. 399792

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 10:58:51 PM No. 399793

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Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 12:05:11 AM No. 399802

>>399668
>>399605
Truly based girlies can appreciate both string bean and muscle. No fatties though.

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 04:36:56 AM No. 399837

I joost want to molest him!(rule 4/no faces)

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 05:44:05 AM No. 399841

>>399791
Tattoo sucks
>>399837
wtf are these faces? give the left without the face

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 05:48:14 AM No. 399842

>>399841
Are they photoshopped on?? kek

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 06:00:08 AM No. 399847

>>399793
This is perfect; soft, squishy, muscular, not fat

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 09:52:16 AM No. 399877

>>399668
Love it when he looks like he just has a naturally high metabolism. No need for an exaggerated six pack if he has good genes. Ideal chest and small waist too, no weird front facing nips.

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 03:01:47 PM No. 399930

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