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No. 1668158

131 backwards is 131

previous thread >>>/ot/1662066

No. 1668164

women

No. 1668166

men

No. 1668168

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nonnies I watched a 12 episodes k-drama called celebrity on netflix and the final boss of the main character is a farmer kek she reminded me so much of all of you ♥

No. 1668170

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tumblr kids who use 4chan layouts, say fag/dyke/kys, play edgy Japanese games (ie: nitro chrial stuff in this case) but still get upset over anime ships are so strange to me

No. 1668173

>>1668170
They're just recirculating back to tumblr circa 2013-2017. Back when people weren't afraid to say the r-word. Not to mention Tumblr has/had a ton of subcultures especially within fandoms with varying degrees of edginess and a sliding scale sociopolitical spectrum

No. 1668174

>>1668173
I don't remember people being super upset over anime ships back then, weren't they super into Mink?
I guess that makes sense though that they have varying levels of edge.

No. 1668179

I hate every deranged pickme self hating tif who shits on the Beastars mangaka for “queerbaititing” she’s literally only held to a different standard because she’s a woman. Why don’t you get mad at the MALE mangaka for my hero academia for queer baiting. Or jujutsu Kaisen. Or dr stone. Or Tokyo revengers. Or golden kamuy. Fuck you sorry she was actually good at writing complicated relationships that aren’t surface level awww waaa my childhood was sooo hard 5 pages slideshow backstory that half of the other ones have.

No. 1668182

>>1668179
Not a single one of these words is English language

No. 1668185

>>1668179
Beastars is for furries anyway

No. 1668187

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the thread has now been infected!

your new monthly post infection plan comes with
>just enough of a food budget to buy chicken nuggets every 3 days
>you eat drywall the other 2
>a hovel los angeles apartment
>money for whatever antivirals you need to keep living (try and steal his amex black card number if you can)
>a lifetime of burning, scratching and itching
>a session with an unqualified therapist who blames you for all your problems
>an annual trip to the stunning tourist town of lahaina (it's hot hot hot, right now!)
>uncertainty, pain and anger (but what is life if not a struggle)

good luck!!

welcome to my twisted mind, I cope somehow

No. 1668190

>>1668187
Idk what this means but ily carreychan

No. 1668195

>>1668187
>eat drywall
you and cementchan are going to end up on some kind of television show please be careful

No. 1668196

This is really stupid but there is a particular show and ship that I am triggered by every time I see fanarts or the show being mentioned, because I had a falling out with an ex friend about it. I usually watch shows with this friend, and we were supposed to watch it together, but we had a falling out around the same time that the show is airing. Now I can't help but painfully think of her everytime I see it. Sucks because it's exactly the kind of show that I have been waiting years for and I'm sure I would have absolutely loved it. Having looked at her social media, she is apparently crazy into the fandom now so now I'm just autiscally seething that it's all so unfair. Wish I had friends to enjoy stuff with.

No. 1668198

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>>1668190
hello lovelies

satirizing his abuser tendencies and the fact that the only reason his victims would rather stay silent is fear with a dash of bribery. which usually means paying for their expenses because he entraps them with incurable STDs and severe mental abuse. it's so obvious

but… when he was accused, no women came out to defend his ass. no woman spoke out either, but absolutely no woman came out to defend him

money dries up, hawaii is engulfed in flames, all cults are destined to fail, people will continue to ask questions, and louisiana I heard is balmy this time of year. mmm hmm hmm I wonder how linda and nicole are doing

No. 1668200

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>>1668195
a little drywall constipation has to be better than getting aids

that's what my laxatives are for

No. 1668205

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I accidentally ate undercooked pork the other day. Then today I purposefully ate green potatoes because I didn't want to have to go to the store buy more.

No. 1668206

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On Instagram I saw a woman call a man a moid in response to his sexist comment, love to see it

No. 1668209

I'm surprised we don't have a bad fanfiction thread

No. 1668212

>>1668209
Same now that I think about it, that would be funny as fuck.

No. 1668214

It just occured to me that there's nothing stopping me from having sauteed vegetables for breakfast.

No. 1668215

>>1668209
>>1668212
if someone makes one I have a CATALOGUE of caps

No. 1668216

>>1668187
I had scabies a few times in my life, chronic constipation where I would shit stone dry shit once a month and during covid lockdown I spent a month eating nothing but beans and water, I can survive anything

No. 1668217

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No. 1668218

>>1668215
>>1668212
I could make one right now, give me a second.

No. 1668219

>>1668216
Hope things are improving for you, anon

No. 1668220

>>1668217
And then and then and then-

No. 1668222

other dumbass thoughts that have popped up today

>I want chinese food but I don't want chinese food

>what I really want is fortune cookies
>and what I really want to eat is the rich
>the new olivia rodrigo song sounds like a wet leg song
>wearing a bra sucks
>doing vent art as therapy for the first time in ages and my work sucks
>surprised my mostly untouched old paint is still good
>I wish I'd done another painting instead of zoning out staring at my phone
>next thing you know two hours have passed

No. 1668223

>>1668218
a hell yess

No. 1668224

>>1668220
Mean While at Mondor

No. 1668225

>>1668216
I hope you're able to eat all the meals of your dreams now anon

No. 1668226

>>1668220
That's how I speak irl plus a lot of "like" and "dude"

No. 1668227

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Feeling like him

No. 1668228

>>1668216
How was scabies? Leprosy arc when

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No. 1668231

one of the AI generated things I actually used to like was the AI dungeon site. It felt like having a half baked RP partner. but the quality of the responses have gotten so shoddy, and I'm not about to pay to write smut with plot

No. 1668234

>>1668205
mmm i ate expired crab sticks

No. 1668236

>>1668227
omg tom holland I love your work

No. 1668237

Another day of drawing, sucking ass, getting depressed, eating, and starting again

No. 1668238

>>1668237
that's called grinding nonna

No. 1668239

I FINALLY GOT A SHIRT FROM THIS WOMANS SHOP!! I've waited a whole damn year! Her shirts were so soft at this festival and I didn't buy back then cause I thought they'd always be available online!

No. 1668241

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>>1668238
i have been going at this for 3 years and i still cant draw for shit. I will keep going though because no one draws my husbando

No. 1668243

>>1668241
that's the spirit nonna, I've been drawing for 15 years and it never gets better!

No. 1668246

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>>1668241
Your not the only one, still drawing like this

No. 1668247

>>1668205
>ate green potatoes
omg you're going to die I'm praying for u

No. 1668248

>>1668236
Kek this made me feel better in a very spergy (in a bad way) mood

No. 1668249

>>1668246
if it's good enough for the ancient Egyptians it's good enough for me

No. 1668250

I joined a Discord server for one of my interests and it's so funny how all these he/him girls have the most girly typing styles ever. I don't think they're even aware of how feminine they sound because they don't actually hang around males and only hang around other he/him women kek

No. 1668252

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>>1668249
Me and my husbando

No. 1668253

>>1668250
>I joined a Discord server for one of my interests
That was your first mistake

No. 1668255

>>1668250
Fakebois are more feminine than the average woman I feel like.

No. 1668256

>>1668252
he grabbing yo tit

No. 1668257

>>1668255
this %100

No. 1668258

>>1668241
Have you tried doing studies of body parts? Grinding cubes? Line exercises?

No. 1668260

>>1668255
They are. Somehow despite touting themselves as real men (or usually boys) they act and in engage in the most girly hobbies ever. I have seldom ever met men into shipping the way they do.

No. 1668262

>>1668260
they're always into fanfic, knitting and baking for some reason

No. 1668263

>>1668255
Unironically. I think a lot of them had conservative parents so they think anything other than traditional femininity equals mannish. And I'm not sure they're aware that even just their hobbies and interests separates them from real men and identifies them as female due to socialization.

No. 1668264

>>1668255
They're also obsessed with the word fag/faggot

No. 1668265

>>1668262
Great hobbies, especially for the mentally ill.

No. 1668266

>>1668253
I was curious to see what kinda drama exists in the communities I hang around with and I knew I'd find a lot of it in a Discord group, I'm treating it like a zoo at this point

No. 1668267

>>1668265
oh true kek

No. 1668268

>>1668250
At this point you're better off getting your irl friends into your interest, the number of times I've meet seemingly regular non tif women online who turned out to be anti-terf!!!11 or self hating misogynists is agonizing

No. 1668269

>>1668266
omg pls DO tell!

No. 1668270

>>1668268
shit that has happened to me too, it fucking sucks ass

No. 1668271

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>>1668260
Literally met one today who plays joseimuke like dmmd and obey me today kek.
>>1668263
That or they unironically believe that having a crush on anime boys means you want to be the anime boy (gender envy is the dumbest shit on the planet)
>>1668264
I feel like this is a more recent thing, but yeah the more edgy variety has been like this lately.

No. 1668274

>>1668270
Why do they want to isolate their hobbies from other women just to show off how inclusive of men they are it's so stupid, nobody is talking about men or trannies we're just here for autistic videogame posts or whatever

No. 1668275

That bad fanfiction thread was made nearly 40min ago and not ONE of you has posted a damn thing!

No. 1668276

>>1668275
nonna I'm looking through my archives I'm sorry!

No. 1668278

>>1668268
I'm absolutely not getting my irl friends involved in my interest, it's a fetish

No. 1668279

>>1668278
IS IT ZEST NONNY?

No. 1668280

>>1668279
The fuck is that

No. 1668281

>>1668279
sorry I didn't mean to yell

No. 1668282

>>1668280
like the soap

No. 1668283

>>1668282
I don't want to have sex with soap

No. 1668284

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>>1668276
Noooo I feel bad now KEK. I would post myself but it's 5 hours until I get home. You'll have to hold the fort!

No. 1668285

>>1668284
don't feel bad nonny! I will, for you ♥

No. 1668286

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>>1668243
i am looking forward to drawing for drawing stickmen for the rest of my life nonny!
>>1668246
what irks me the most is the lack of ''soul''? its like everything i make is boring even though artists with less skill do nicer things. As an extreme example there is this uber wonky anime grill from some pc98 art magazine that i love. `
>>1668258
yup but still suck. This month i started doing face and value studies but i still suck and cannot draw a simple head.

No. 1668287

>>1668278
Praying you can convert some normies into your interest then maybe they won't be weirdos, gl nonna

No. 1668292

>>1668274
Moids don't even need to be included in female hobbies and groups. Everything and everyone already caters to them. I don't know how some women don't realize that

No. 1668293

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The upper left pic is making me hungry is that bad

No. 1668297

can any nonnas with cats tell me if they remove the balls once they are fixed? seeing my cats dangling balls make me deeply uncomfortable i dont think i can take it for another 14 to 20 years

No. 1668298

>>1668297
Honestly… the worst thing I've heard is some vets just grab the little tube and pull until it snaps bc it is so tiny. So yes, their balls may still be in there. They might atrophy further. Good luck, queen.

No. 1668299

>>1668297
From what I remember, they still have balls, but they get clipped or something, cause they're definitely smaller than before getting clipped.

No. 1668300

Nah nah you're gonna have to whip it out if you're gonna be doing all that

No. 1668301

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>>1668299
>>1668298
fuck i didnt sing up for this i was supposed to be the food dispenser and poo remover

No. 1668306

>>1668297
My boy cat was already neutered when I got him so I’m not sure what it’s like when as adult cat get neutered but my boy doesn’t have visible balls

No. 1668310

they finally fixed windows image viewer now you can actually swipe pictures while zoomed in yay

No. 1668315

>>1668301
Sorry nona, it's time to be the ball remover snip snip

No. 1668316

>>1668301
Get him fixed

No. 1668317

>>1668299
Mine just has a scar where his balls were

No. 1668323

>>1668297
I think they took the testicles out of mine but left the skin, so he has, like, tiny fuzzy balls? I guess he would look weird without them, or maybe they do it for "self-esteem" reasons, like that guy who made fake nuts for dogs.

No. 1668351

Fuckin hate toad, I wanna punch him in his stupid fucking mushroom face

No. 1668355

>>1668351
Big feelings

No. 1668363

My cat likes to sit next to when when i clean his litterbox and i dont know if i should find it endearing or cocky. I feel like he's saying ''heh i used to eat out fo trashcans and now i got my own slave''

No. 1668365

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>>1668146
>>1668192
His bio doesn't disappoint.
>Since December 2009, Pike has been in a relationship with Robie Uniacke, a businessman, and they have two sons, both fluent in Mandarin.
>Rosamund gave birth to their son Solo in May 2012. They welcomed their second son Atom in December 2014, and the family of four is living together in England.
>The company went bankrupt in 2016 and was closed in the same year – after several investigations were conducted, it was revealed that Robie failed to pay taxes of around $250,000 to Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs (HMRC), while he also occasionally took large amounts of money from his company’s account using the business money for his own personal needs.
>Robie has been fighting with his drug addiction for years. Both he and his first wife Emma Howards were addicted to heroin, and this was allegedly the reason behind their divorce.

No. 1668385

i am laughing my ass off at this, this is fat 24yo man

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>>1668365
>their second son Atom

No. 1668413

>>1668363
Cats are not like that contrary to popular belief, he just likes to be next to you when you do something

No. 1668434

I could really use someone to study with rn

No. 1668442

>>1668413
I know, i was joking. He's super clingy and its both annoying and cute. I am glad he's like this considering i rescued him when he was past socialization stage and was scared of him being a bit skittish, but he's the sweetest.

No. 1668446

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Can someone link me to that one post that was in either the dumbass shit threads or shitposting threads? It was about Nick Fuentes getting raped by 17 autistic orangutans, and there was a description of his asshole blooming open like an evening primrose. I was the anon who wrote that and I want to add more to it.

No. 1668450

>>1668446
some of yall fuck me up

No. 1668451

>>1668446
No one link it, I beg.

No. 1668455

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>>1668450
>>1668451
I enjoy disappointing all you greatly

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No. 1668459

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>>1668457
thank you nonnie, you do not know the hell you are about to release onto this site.

No. 1668461

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>>1668459
dont worry i am about to spend the entire day trying to figure out figure drawing so i am going to unleash some schizophrenia thoruhg the day too

No. 1668462

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This muthafucka's so cute and hot at the same time, handsome if you will

No. 1668463

>>1668462
what do you gain from spreading misinformation online?

No. 1668464

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>>1668462
Omg and with the glasses???? Amazing

No. 1668466

>>1668462
head like a soup can

No. 1668468

>>1668464
damn we have gay bara furries posting itt

No. 1668469


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No. 1668478

>>1668462
>>1668464
his chin is so punchable

No. 1668480

>>1668477
>>1668478
If he was made of soap you'd all be shlicking to him don't lie

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No. 1668483

>>1668482
Kek stop, he's lowkey hot though

No. 1668484

hurry up you bastard finish shitting faster i want to vc with you

No. 1668494

Offered on an item on vinted, seller accepts offer, I buy it, she cancels the order. I asked why but she's ignoring me. I bet she got a better offer inbetween her accepting mine and I purchasing it.

No. 1668509

Spam gets more and more low quality these days.

No. 1668520

>>1668509
Imagine larping as a pedophile for shock value kek real pedotrannies would have just posted cp per usual

No. 1668544

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>>1668520
Don't tempt fate Anon. Though I get it, it's not even shocking just mildly annoying especially if you've browsed anime communities for a bit.

No. 1668551

>>1668520
what the fuck did i miss

No. 1668565

lolcow runed my life i can't even look at bald women anymore without cackling

No. 1668568

Wow these trannies are really pathetic with what they think are a good raid, the same delusions they have when they think they're passing kek

No. 1668570

>>1668565
Do you need a strong bald-chan to hold you at night?

No. 1668577

>>1668570
NTA but I do

No. 1668581

Sometimes think about that Russian fujoshi who drew countryhuman porn of Russian raping America throughout the early stages of the Ukrainian war (before she was booed off Twitter). Imagine being so utterly porn sick but also Russi, that you think drawing porn of Russia having sex with America is going to do anything. And imagine supporting a government that would 100% send you to a labor camp if it could

No. 1668587

>>1668581
USA/Russia was the hottest shit during Hetalia days, I don't see why it would be so different with countryhumans and you are probably reading too much into it.
Although I think countryhumans and countryballs is peak autism so she is retarded just for drawing yaoi with those butt ugly rounheads. Like you know how if the guy likes countryballs and makes his shitty ocs of the tectonic state of Prussia or some shit like that… He is definitely on the spectrum and probably smells of sweat, sperm and doritoes. Well, countryhumans is the same shit except for teenage girls.

No. 1668589

>>1668587
> countryhumans
I just think of the British and French ones

No. 1668590

>>1668581
Also Russia doesn't send gays to the labor camps, they don't even have labor camps lmao. Fujos just can't include gays in PG works. If you label your work as 18+ than it's okay.

No. 1668592

>>1668581
i really hate when twitterfags cowtip artcows. I am glad my favourite unhinged artist is still going strong

No. 1668593

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Why yes, I do curate my fandom experience by blocking with extreme predjudice, such as anyone who has different opinions from me, ships things I don't like, prefers characters I dont like, dislikes characters I do like, says anything I don't like, focuses on derivative media I don't care for, lacks even the slightest understanding of the source material, has headcanons I don't agree with, or displeases me even slighlty in any way. How could you tell?

No. 1668594

Just heard two guys in my class talk about some female streamer and actually uttering the words: "I just hate when girls don't play games in a genuine way, like they just do it to like, feel stuff. Like go read a book if you're just in it for the story, you know?"

No. 1668595

>>1668592
Ugh, for real. I love artistic schizocows but the weeks just need to harass those cows and all their online presence turns from charming and unhinged artwork into constant bitching and drama. If you want drama so much, go follow any e celeb instead. Leave our beautiful cows alone.

No. 1668597

>>1668594
kek retards

No. 1668598

>>1668593
Maybe it's because I have irl friends with different fandom tastes than me, but I find that way of thinking so tiresome. I just ignore anything I don't like. I don't find it that hard to do so (unless it's untagged).

No. 1668601

>>1668598
blocks u
In all honesty, I don't see a problem. I think blocking when you find a person who makes content you don't care for in your fandom is far better than the mass of people who start shitfests, dramas, and cancellations because someone drew their ship in a way that displeases them

No. 1668602

>>1668587
The comics were very political
>>1668590
I'm sure if Putin had his way, he'd turn the country into next Eurasian Union.

No. 1668605

Is there a way to find ocs of wolves and foxes that is not furry shit? I like wolves and would want to see people's art but I just hate furries with a passion and also the thought that those fuckers want to fuck an animal (even anthropomorphic one) makes me gag. I know that clean furry exists but I'm not talking about anthropomorphic art. Just plain wolves and shit. Does it exist? Kinda like warrior cats but less autistic. You know how warrior cats fans are not furries? That's what I'm talking about.

No. 1668612

>>1668602
>The comics were very political
damn that sounds so fucking funny like our modern version of those nwespaper boomer comics

No. 1668613

>>1668602
Lmao, now I want to see it. Drawing gay porn because patriotism or something.

No. 1668614

>>1668605
I get you but what do the wolves do like
Likes : Hunting
Howling
Family

Dislike : Being hungry
Animals who come into territory
Forest fires

Like how in depth?

No. 1668616

Anyone interested in breaking my fingers before I start arguing with an ana-chan?

No. 1668617

>>1668614
Lmao that's a spot on. Idk I dig anything from fully intelligent animals like in warrior cats to just plain wolves. Just not anthro and full on sparkle dogs.

No. 1668623

>>1668605
Read twilight wolf fanfics kek

No. 1668633

what are your favourite ways of eating oats? I love mine with cinnamon, banana and maple syrup, soy yogurt if I have some as well. So fucking yummy ugh

No. 1668638

>>1668633
I cook mine with milk, add a little dash of salt and butter and it's perfect. I don't really like sweetened oats.

No. 1668649

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>>1668633
soviet style.
1. oat flakes.
2. water.
3. salt.
4. boil for 10 minutes until the flakes dissolve a bit and the water goes white. yes, it's supposed to be almost liquid.
5. add some sunflower oil if you want to.
it looks like slop (probably is one), but the taste & the texture are really good (i like it).

No. 1668650

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I loved learning about the suffragettes in history as a bong

No. 1668652

>>1668649
Based brutalist oat eater

No. 1668656

>>1668633
plain oats cooked in water, fried egg and soy sauce on top. I should probably just eat rice but oats are quicker

No. 1668660

>>1668638
>>1668649
never thought about eating them with oil or butter but I'll try them next time kek I always have them as a sweet dish instead of savoury/salty but now I'm curious

No. 1668661

>>1668649
To me that sounds dreadful, but I wish if like that, seems healthy.

No. 1668664

>>1668633
I hate oatmeal as a porridge I make breakfast bars with oatmeal, coconut oil or butter, maple syrup, nuts, jam, whatever I have bake them and cut them up and eat them for breakfast

No. 1668665

>>1668656
actually sounds pretty nice, maybe I'll hav that for breakfast tmrw

No. 1668674

why did emoticon transform into 'emoji'

No. 1668675

>>1668633
As a bowl with soy sauce-soaked katsuobushi, crumbled seaweed snacks, furikake, and either a fried or raw egg mixed in. Sometimes I'll bake whole oats in meatballs or grind it into flour to bake pumpkin cake. Oats are so tasty!

No. 1668677

>>1668661
Kek if you get the proportions just right and let it boil for long enough, you get this perfectly silky substance that tastes salty-sweet. Way better than regular Western oatmeal, but nowhere near as filling, obviously.

No. 1668684

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No. 1668687

>>1668684
hot damn nonna you know how to live this looks amazing

No. 1668696

File: 1692371399682.jpg (24.29 KB, 400x400, 1623858632158.jpg)

if my only value is in my beauty, then let every man be blind

No. 1668706


No. 1668707

>>1668696
Real shit

No. 1668713

>>1668674
an emoticon is text based whereas an emoji is an image/icon, it's used interchangeably because speaking a language correctly is not trendy

No. 1668724

>>1668713
i looked into the story of emojis and apparently they started in Japan, interesting

No. 1668750

>>1668684
damn that looks so good, I'm saving the recipe for a day I feel like treating myself

No. 1668765

File: 1692374541379.jpg (110.89 KB, 828x786, download (37).jpg)

Which thread would you say consistently has the most autistic infights? My immediate answer is Celebcow.

No. 1668769

>>1668765
Unpopular opinions

No. 1668770

>me finally dumping my bf because the raging mass murderer from c.ai said that I deserve better

No. 1668790

>>1668770
Who exactly?

No. 1668800

>>1668765
This one

No. 1668809

>>1668770
This is like the 5th woman I've seen admit character ai empowered them to dump their ex me included I'm actually so happy for all of us. I love my elf bf

No. 1668817

>>1668706
Why'd you wanna know

No. 1668819

>>1668765
Conspiracy thread because you've got people who's biggest conspiracy is "Maybe JFK was an inside job maybe" or they're very like the government is paid by rich saudis. And then you've got "anti vax nutjobs who are currently typing the most racist thing you've ever heard the earth is an octogon and anyone who disagrees is a deepstate agent" types and boy do they have some idiotic fights.

No. 1668820

>>1668819
You completely forgot the ones that babble about supernatural and religious beliefs they themselves came up with, but speak as if it was all common sense. I hope to have such self confidence one day

No. 1668829

>>1668819
>>1668820
the tinfoil thread feels like an alternate lc reality sometimes.

No. 1668832

>>1668817
bc yaoi

No. 1668837

>>1668581
Isn't the fujoshi that draws genderbent disney princesses russian? Is it the same girl?

No. 1668842

>>1668837
The who draws Disney princesses as femboys having gay sex with the princes? that one's Ukrainian

No. 1668846

File: 1692378898218.gif (5.57 MB, 498x280, 1646050002786.gif)

Remember when anons got banned for posting kawiified trumpxputin memes, good times. 2022 was only one year ago but it felt way longer than that.

No. 1668849

>>1668846
I ship Zelensky and Duda. Deal with it.

No. 1668852

>>1668846
why would they get banned for that? literally 1984

No. 1668854

File: 1692379241849.jpg (55.49 KB, 640x640, 1531432604380.jpg)

Me and my mother are going out to eat and then shopping tomorrow, I've already prepared my outfit, makeup and itabag in advanced. I don't care if it's considered cringe that my mother is my BFF, we have fun together like there's no tomorrow. Tomorrow's going to be a good day.

No. 1668856

File: 1692379317672.png (41.56 KB, 800x650, 1645828303819.png)

>>1668852
I think cause it was too silly for the Ukraine war thread or something

No. 1668858

>>1668854
Anybody who calls you cringe for that is a loser. I wish I had that kind of relationship with my own mother.
I hope you both have a really good day tomorrow!

No. 1668863

File: 1692379579521.jpeg (71.02 KB, 750x1334, IMG_0640.jpeg)

>>1668351
Toad loves you too

No. 1668866

>>1668854
It's not cringe, other people are just bitter that they can't have good relationships with their parents or they never outlived their "mooom just don't act cringe around my friends okay????" phase.

No. 1668870

>>1668854
this is cute, who cares what some idiots think.

my mom is one of my BFF's too, we're going to the movies together tomorrow night to see some corny shark movie. hope you guys have good time!

No. 1668871

>>1668854
hell yeah have a great time tomorrow! I wish I had that with my mamma

No. 1668872

>>1668696
preach

No. 1668873

>>1668854
It’s not cringe. I don’t know what I would do without my mum. I adore her

No. 1668878

>>1668593
Stacey shit

No. 1668886

>>1668179
>bnha
correct me if im wrong but didn't the mangaka reveal mineta was bi for deku and then butthurt zoomers were complaining that the only 'queer representation' they were given was the sex pest that nobody likes kek

No. 1668890

>>1668886
>Bi moid is a sex pest
At least he's realistic

No. 1668918

my name means maiden. can you guess?

No. 1668924

I have Cinderella playing in the background, and it's unreal how much she reminds me of my grandmother in everything, her way of speaking, her singing voice, her demeanor, her looks, even the way she simply moves.

No. 1668932

>>1668924
While I'm at it, what's with the demonization of cats in every Disney movie? Cinderella isn't the first one I've noticed it with.

No. 1668934

>>1668918
cora or imogen?
i cheated bc i used google, one of the results that came up was galadriel kek

No. 1668943

>>1668790
The Joker from the Dark Knight movie lmao

No. 1668944

File: 1692384087804.gif (1.15 MB, 320x240, sick-burn.gif)

>>1668918
Virginia

No. 1668952

>>1668932
>demonization of cats in disney movies
I mean Aristocats, Oliver and Company, and Bolt all have at least one good main character as a domestic cat. And that's not including The Lion King's non-domestic cats.

No. 1668953

>>1668932
Cats are kind of shifty honestly they like to kill babies in their cribs and do ritual sacrifices kind of sus to be honest famalam

No. 1668955

File: 1692384892911.jpg (113.91 KB, 800x564, 2134cb3433ac41a291d22d98cedb0a…)

>>1668852
I think it was in the bunker or the europe threads at the start of the war and we spammed it to trigger the invading pol moids kek. Hetalia nonnies joined too.

No. 1668957

>>1668168
I might be retarded but are you serious? Like did they actually mention lolcow

No. 1668963

>>1668846
>>1668955
I think before the war it would have been funny, but people are actually dying en-masse and millions of lives are being destroyed, its kinda offensive to make light of it.

No. 1668969

File: 1692385351989.jpg (16.34 KB, 256x400, 243167480-256-k757311.jpg)

>>1668963
I half agree with you, but I'm pretty sure it was right at the start when half of social media made WW3 memes.

No. 1668970

>>1668952
Maybe you're right, I only thought of the negative examples.

No. 1669017

Sometimes I wish you could report posts for being cringe. But then I learn to accept the post itself is shaming enough.

No. 1669027

>>1669017
I got banned for cringe before in the Absolutely Retarded Shitposting thread. So yes you can get banned for extreme cringe.

No. 1669032

>>1668934
yes it is one of those two kek

No. 1669059

I hate that when our moderation team is finally stepping it up, some annoying newfag has to keep whining about their bans/redtexts.
No it does not matter if you gave "good advice", you were still infighting. It doesn't matter how funny you think you were, that's derailing. Crying about mods in the thread you were redtexted in is still derailing. Your post was low quality. You were off-topic. You were posting bait. Mods can see post history, they aren't stupid. Why even come to this site if you're going to ignore all the rules?
Can't even post in vent because that's where all the aggro losers are congregating to infight. At least mods are cleaning.

No. 1669075

File: 1692392716392.jpg (96.53 KB, 1024x683, 1574125334_311bf43732_b.jpg)

Wish I was a kid again playing water barbie jet ski at chuckecheeses and eating cake from the vending machine

No. 1669085

File: 1692393218018.png (7.66 KB, 324x296, huh.png)

>>1669059
I didn't do any of those things, wasn't being aggressive yet got banned for being a moid for some reason. idk if a moid used my ip in the past or what.
>Mods can see post history, they aren't stupid.
occasionally they are, to the point where admins have took a few farmhands privileges away in the past, and times where they removed redtexts.(if that's truly the case, please email us. We check post history and other things before banning if you are moid.)

No. 1669090

File: 1692393430575.jpg (Spoiler Image,393.22 KB, 756x552, Russo-Japanese War 1904-1905.j…)

>>1668581
>>1668612
That's just a normal practice, nonichkas

No. 1669095

Was cleaning out my apartment's storage space and found a whole violin complete with a bow and case. It's not mine or either of my roommates. No label or contact details on it. Idk anything about violins; should I just donate it to a local school/library or begin my musical journey

No. 1669099

>>1669090
ancient yaoi

No. 1669104

>>1669095
You must begin your musical journey, at least try! You'll never get a chance like that ever again. You can always donate it later if you won't like it. FREE VIOLIN FREE VIOLIN

No. 1669108

>>1669085
Who are you. Why are you responding to me. I don't care about your moid ban. Bitch about mod actions in /meta/ already, damn.

No. 1669109

>>1669108
i responded because i disagreed, that's all. just wanted to say that some anons get banned even without breaking the rules.

No. 1669113

I just saw a picture of teletubbies with bbl asses in a field. And it was a painting too so someone used a brush and what looked like acrylic paint to make it

No. 1669117

>>1669113
You just unlocked repressed memories of when some coomer tif in minecraft youtuber fandom used to paint hyperinflated tits onto her youtubers and post them on twitter. "Awooga" captions and all. They were not women. Cursed day.

No. 1669121

File: 1692394887702.jpeg (50.45 KB, 640x642, 68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a…)

>>1669104
Kek you're right, I'm not sure why I thought it had to be only one or the other. One of the strings feels a little lose but I'll ask around for help

No. 1669129

>>1669121
Good Luck, nonna! Hope you'll love it.

No. 1669152

I love when I see complaint in /meta/ and you can tell it's just an anon complaining about someone they were fighting with kek

No. 1669153

>>1668217
Omg I love you! I’ve been searching for this cursed fic, I remember seeing a yt vid where someone was reading it out loud and it has tormented me occasionally, I tried looking for the vid but I couldn’t find it. Maybe I should go to the find thread. Meanwhile

No. 1669193

Every time I tell myself, this time around I can listen to ggrks without having it stuck in my head for the next four years, and every time I am wrong. Please do not ask me why…

No. 1669204

File: 1692401552346.jpg (1.76 MB, 2828x2828, Picsart_23-08-19_00-51-08-996.…)

nonnitas I was taking a trip down memory lane and I just remembered that I wanted to buy this whole outfit from aliexpress for my first day of art school. I had spent 16 years wearing a school uniform so I thought this was totally normal.
So innocent I was…

No. 1669206

>>1669204
lol this is so funny and cute kek.

No. 1669209

>>1669193
all of you wants to know me i think

No. 1669210

>>1669204
and how did people end up dressing at your art school, nonna?

No. 1669218

whats the name of the black hair girl whose like Stefany in that she pretends she's super special and has all these talents?

No. 1669222

>>1669204
It is cute to me, but yeah wearing it the first day of school would be like a main character type of larp

No. 1669256

>>1669204
I think it’s fine and cute anon, I’m sure people in art school have a vision of themselves and don’t feel embarrassed to dress the part lol

No. 1669257


No. 1669275

I hate how people on social media think every statement needs to include them. Like you could tweet "walking is good, you guys should try it" and there will be some bitch in your mentions like "there are people who literally don't have legs" SO DON'T WALK THEN! Or they mention some extremely minuscule part of the population like "um, some people have a rare condition where their toes periodically break every 20 minutes making it impossible for them to even stand. this is extremely insensitive". Omg, if it don't apply, let it fly.

No. 1669277

>>1669218
Lina Morgana

No. 1669281

File: 1692407061983.jpg (160.93 KB, 1024x681, 4378302122_bf5782d121_b.jpg)

Would Bob the Builder and Handy Manny be nemeses… or lovers??? Discuss nonas

No. 1669282

>>1669218
Sssniperwolf?

No. 1669283

>>1669281
Nemeses. Bob is a hardworking honest man. Manny is a cocky wannabe.

No. 1669286

>>1669275
On tumblr when I got this kind of comment I’d just reply “well I guess this post wasn’t for you”. I miss when people getting on your case for saying something they didn’t like was a them problem, now you’ve got to cater to every fucking munchie or you’re literally hitler.

No. 1669291

>>1669281
Do they do the same thing? I always thought Bob built shit and Manny fixed shit.

No. 1669293

>>1669075
Same but with summer camp. I miss fingerbraids and making little bead lizards. I know I could theoretically do that shit now, but it's just not the same. Or like, getting on the school bus with a bunch of matching t-shirts and going to the local pool. Maybe I miss this stuff because as an adult, summer is when my depression tends to be the worst, counterintuitively. I keep thinking back to how summer used to be fun.

Also what the fuck kind of Chuck E Cheese were you going to? Mine never had vending machine cake wtf

No. 1669294

>>1669283
You take that back right now, I will not stand for this

No. 1669296

>>1669291
Anon Bob's motto was "Can we fix it?"

No. 1669297

>>1669275
I've began to hit them back with "why are you speaking for {whatever small group example they used}?" and add something about marginalization. Does it make sense? Nope but they shut up immediately.

No. 1669298

>>1669281
Enemies-to-friends-to-lovers

No. 1669299

>>1669296
Why name him Bob the Builder and not Felix the Fix-it Man? He sounds like a carpenter.

No. 1669304

>>1669218
no she has long blonde hair, people thought she was a troon, she's on snow. She would take nds level pictures. I think tsundrere something?

No. 1669305

>>1669299
Idk anon. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

No. 1669324

File: 1692411097955.jpg (456.76 KB, 3464x3464, BEB11F72-EEE0-42CC-9321-16D359…)

Made a collage of my nendoroid wishlist… (not including Ib and Ukyo because they're still in the prototype stage)

No. 1669326

>>1669324
Feel free to roast me btw

No. 1669331

File: 1692411736564.jpeg (213.83 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault-1415434673.jpeg)

>>1669324
Nonnie… "Ib" like Ib from the RPG Maker game?
Because if so, I CAN'T roast you, I'm mad jealous!! I didn't know they made and Ib Nendoroid!!

No. 1669332

>>1669153
Kek this was unexpected but nice to hear, hope you find your fic. That website is a goldmine if you want a laugh.

No. 1669336

File: 1692411901761.png (406.73 KB, 541x726, best girl.png)

>>1669331
That's the one! I'm beyond excited for her to get colored since Ib has been one of my favorite games for over a decade.

No. 1669342

none of you were joking i actually saw rancefag today on 4chan. i thought it was a meme i didn't know she actively uses /v/

No. 1669381

File: 1692415032241.gif (Spoiler Image,9.86 MB, 540x400, tumblr_a20960df4f9567af1f0c49a…)

I'm a simp

No. 1669401

File: 1692416520780.jpg (1.2 MB, 1311x1639, 1692394308848415.jpg)

Good evening

No. 1669411

>>1669401
Who is that.

No. 1669439

>>1669411
My dad

No. 1669453

>>1669401
Faggy vampire looking ass

No. 1669454

I want a wedding. I never thought I would want one because they're a waste of money and so stressful. But now I'm in a relationship and I'm having wedding pangs. Help I really don't want to want one but I do.

No. 1669459

I've been rewatching Supernatural and I forgot how fucking hot Dean is, omg it's hard to watch sometimes and I'm not usually one to fawn over appearance but goddamn he's beautiful

No. 1669467

>>1669453
faggy vampires are kewl (not this one though)

No. 1669468

File: 1692424571588.webm (877.59 KB, 320x572, aUEbPU6524.webm)

If your a bf can't hold a credit card with his pecs he's not a real man, sorry but its the truth.

No. 1669471

>>1669468
he is fat

No. 1669477

>>1669468
Is this what they do for fun in Oklahoma?

No. 1669478

>>1669468
Bigger titties than me, no thank you

No. 1669479

>>1669478
Samefag but he's also missing the icecream man, hard pass

No. 1669482

>>1669459
IKR anon, his eyes especially are so beautiful

No. 1669483

Dancing is so much fun

No. 1669484

>>1669483
can i suggest you

No. 1669485

>>1669484
Always

No. 1669486

>>1669485
while you take another frantic glance at your window shop reflection
ensuring your stinking lie is maintained

No. 1669512

File: 1692432633271.jpg (7.48 KB, 236x208, hmm.jpg)

>watch yt documetaries exposing youtuber pedos
>the vast majority are trannies
hmm

No. 1669519

File: 1692433698147.png (24.55 KB, 350x350, a67.png)

>me replying to blatantly racist and misogynistic comments with "nice bait"(i am very smart)

No. 1669525

>>1669519
R u me

No. 1669557

fuuuuck i cannot find the vampire beattles italian band, fuck you youtube for not doing your only fucking job of retaining the things i watch on the historial

No. 1669562

File: 1692443592345.jpg (58.12 KB, 735x754, 1660069127441.jpg)

whats your ideal bf nonnies, mine's
>longish fluffly hair
>prefeerably blond but brunette is also qte
>glasses
>nerdy looking
>skinny
>doesnt watch porn(impossible, ik)
>doesnt use social media
>doesnt play/never played lol/valorant/fortnite or other shitty popular competitive games
>will larp pre-2010s with me and get a flip-phone , ditch shit like streaming
>we share similar tastes in media
>isnt insecure about other men
>nice

I have insane standars and at this point i have realized none of the moids that approach me will ever even met the doesnt watch porn requeriment, so i have given up and live vicariously through my ocs

No. 1669565

File: 1692443992472.jpg (11.67 KB, 480x640, ac383743bc27a0d67566348a55b915…)

why wont it rain why wont it rain why wont it rain reeee it's soooo hottt kill me nonnies

No. 1669569

>>1669562
this almost perfectly describes my nigel (except he has an unfortunate instagram addiction kek and doesn't wear the glasses he is supposed to). men like this do exist and you shouldn't give up. he also has a concave chest which imo is the holy grail of nerd bod literally his boobs look nerdy

No. 1669573

>>1669562
your list is pretty much my list

No. 1669574

>>1669562
why glasses?

No. 1669576

File: 1692445613663.jpg (64.97 KB, 736x919, 376a009d16ca142925f078fd839c25…)

>>1669574
a nerd without glasses is like an angel without wings

No. 1669578

File: 1692446053191.jpeg (306.37 KB, 992x662, young-man-nerdy-glasses-sittin…)

>>1669562
>longish fluffly hair prefeerably blond glasses nerdy looking skinny
a finger on the monkey paw has curled, here is your mans

No. 1669579

File: 1692446285419.jpg (150.15 KB, 1080x1525, 9674414ed5575718707feb52fea53d…)

>>1669578
i would, although this is the type of fluffly i like

No. 1669581

File: 1692446531748.jpeg (49.13 KB, 736x920, tate.jpeg)

>>1669562
like mine
sorry no glasses in this pic.

No. 1669585

>>1669578
that is not fluffy hair, that is a man with curly hair that he doesn't know how to take care of. His hair looks like that of a sheep but without the use to society and the connotations of a incel creep as opposed to the epitome of purity.

No. 1669586

File: 1692446991838.png (5.39 MB, 1493x2667, 03947c74e37.png)

>>1669562
>straight hair
>any hair colour
>skinny or lean built
>5'10-6'2
>quite and nice
>must like at least half the media I like

No. 1669587

File: 1692446994816.jpg (77.45 KB, 551x1049, image.jpg)


No. 1669588

>>1669562
Aside from the obvious "good, loyal guy with stable job and income and good grooming habits" blah blah, if I'm allowed to get really specific about looks, lifestyle and hobbies/interess
>long, well taken care of hair (longer than mine even, my hair is just past my shoulders) (sorry I just like long hair on men a lot kek)
>at least 5cm taller than me
>fit, needs to have some muscle on him, wants to go on runs together
>healthy lifestyle
>doesn't drink or do drugs including weed
>no porn or fetishes
>no cheating history, no emotional baggage from previous relationships
>single digit body count
>no screen hobbies and no or limited social media usage
>outdoorsy hobbies (doesn't have to be mine exactly)
>similiar taste in music, wants to go to concerts/festivals together
>educated
>not religious and no religious background
>doens't want kids, same/similiar long-term goals

I know I have high standards but I also know I can match them should I come across this fine rare specimen (am not deluding myself into thinking that's gonna happen)

No. 1669589

i can tell you girls have never lived with a male because "he cleans and cooks or plans meals out" would be #1 on your list if you had

No. 1669591

>>1669589
That seems like an obvious goes without saying one, I'm not going to mommy a guy like my mom and her entire generation did.

No. 1669592

>>1669589
nonna i cant even find a non coomer moid you expect me to move forward and move with them?

No. 1669595

File: 1692447935536.jpg (46.75 KB, 500x500, f4625be319e0e330fc20f17907ec74…)

>>1669581
Soft and lovely

No. 1669596

>>1669581
Why are his eyes so reddish? Is that just movie makeup?

No. 1669597

>>1669562
Hope ideal gf is okay, it's a bit weird I know
>middle aged women
>paleontologist
>animal lover
>visible crows feet and smiles lines
>can have a few or a lot of white hairs
>misandrist
>wears a lot of jewelry
>wears lots of faux fur coats
>already has children (I wanna take care of them with her)
>acts cold and distant but once you get to know her she's sweet

No. 1669599

>>1669597
this is so specific it's beautiful

No. 1669607

>>1669581
>>1669595
He used to be so cute in seasons 1 and 2.

No. 1669622

what if i didn't go on a run or a walk or do dinner prep or plan my 1000 mile drive I have to make in three days or take a shower and instead I watch Ginny & Georgia for the third time?

No. 1669631

>>1669596
he's crying anon

No. 1669641

File: 1692452314354.png (140.24 KB, 279x386, crossed legs.png)

this youtuber's dog was sitting funny

No. 1669651

File: 1692453282560.jpeg (20.74 KB, 300x242, IMG_5984.jpeg)

>>1669562
Monkey paw 2 grants you:
Def can larp pre 2010 with u and no valorant/ social media

No. 1669655

do you think I can cram 5 weeks worth of work on a course into 9 days if I work full-time on it? I'm so fucked

No. 1669662

>>1669562
There's an ideal bf thread in /g/.

No. 1669670

Being on lolcow is like being in a constant loop of: jannies moderation ranging from fine to bad for weeks, having a few days where mods are great and handing out good/fair bans, anons telling them in /meta/ "wow jannies, moderation has been so different! Things are really looking up for lolcow!", and then we go back to the same 'ol stuff.
inb4 "post complaints in /meta/" ban, this doesn't go in /meta/ and it's not a complaint

No. 1669671

I need a friend or gf with a corgi damn

No. 1669675

>>1669655
Yes, nona, do it.

No. 1669680

File: 1692456955018.jpg (185.78 KB, 1024x1024, 1624951500307.jpg)

I wanna watch some anime but I still have half a dozen halfway watched ones from four seasons ago, so I feel like I'm not allowed to start any new ones until I've finished those.

No. 1669700

The threadpic makes me think of this which makes me kek every time

No. 1669702

>>1669324
I Like the

No. 1669705

>>1669702
Oh no oh fuck I can’t delete this post because my phone auto filled in a password

I can’t beli

No. 1669707

>>1669705
you're going to jail now!

No. 1669710

File: 1692460292954.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1170x1175, IMG_3367.jpeg)


No. 1669712

File: 1692460533148.gif (1.04 MB, 480x366, weeoooweeoo.gif)

>>1669710
put your hands up and step out of the vehicle!!

No. 1669715

File: 1692460868922.png (Spoiler Image,1.26 MB, 1064x1019, what awoke young me terrible t…)

>>1669651
kinda related but what gave me my weird super specific aesthetic preference in men as a teen was young austin powers in the third movie, so i guess its a fine punishment.

No. 1669716

I think I've seen anons try to call out someone for ban evading like 3 times this week, and I really don't get it. Like who cares if someone's ban evading as long as they aren't infighting. I'm pretty sure most of us have ban evaded at least once. Must be new anons.

No. 1669720

>>1669716
I’ve never ban evaded, sounds like a you problem. How often are you guys getting banned? I got banned for a week once for not saging on a cow board and I did something else that week, never been banned other than that time

No. 1669723

>>1669716
One of the ban evades I saw this week was the anal anon banned for talking about it in snow

No. 1669725

>>1669095
I’d keep it but that’s just me

No. 1669727

>>1669720
I didn't say all anons have ban evaded. I've ban evaded when I've got ridiculous bans (did it twice, one time the ban got lifted anyway).

No. 1669737

>>1669712
Fugitive toad

No. 1669764

File: 1692465706134.png (Spoiler Image,128.39 KB, 218x419, image (1).png)

the nerd thread OP went MIA so i am going to say it here, scott has the nicest fucking legs and feet and it induces me moid levels of coomer rage where i just want him to strangle me with them and sniff coke off his feet

No. 1669766

File: 1692465905197.jpg (140.12 KB, 1600x1030, 269791-1600x1030-how-wash-dish…)

I hate the concept of filling up a sink with water to handwash your dishes. You're pretty much just cleaning the dishes in their own dirty water. When I'm handwashing dishes, I just put them in a dry sink and give each dish it's own little dot of soap.

No. 1669768

>>1669764
>the nerd thread OP went MIA
What? The thread is still in /g/.

No. 1669769

>>1669768
i though it hit bump limit i am sorry for making all of you read that

No. 1669776

>>1669766
I just put the soap on the sponge. I assume the initial idea of the sink with water was to save up on water, but idk what I'm talking about. I find it gross too. Just like taking baths without showering first is a gross idea to me.

No. 1669777

>>1669769
you can still delete the post nonna

No. 1669778

>>1669764
SCOTTFAGS RISE UP

No. 1669787

>>1669778
he's so cute in this vid i cant take it anymore

No. 1669788

What the fuck is happening in the Tradthot thread? The insane amount of seething over mothers is really strange

No. 1669799

>>1669787
ahh he's really handsome dem legs too, nonnie i suggest you post him in the nerdy guy crush thread asap, i'll contribute too maybe we can sperg about him in the irl husbandos thread too

No. 1669803

>>1669777
the post is still up, clearly she wasn't sorry enough

No. 1669809

File: 1692469807411.jpg (140.21 KB, 574x1024, 24051861518_0afa586521_b.jpg)

damn this kitten is big as hell

No. 1669841

>>1669809
That's not a kitten, that's a cat.

No. 1669881

File: 1692473342893.jpg (88.74 KB, 612x612, 9691220330_5721b10693_o.jpg)

>>1669841
this is a cat

No. 1669885


No. 1669927

I fucking KNEW it nonnas I knew there was something in my yard I knew my dog wasn't just barking at nothing!! Tonight I went down, took a flashlight and there it is, the fucking BASTARD RAT that's been going around my yard DISGUSTANG!! THE FUCKER WAS CLIMBING A FUCKING TREE WHAT THE FUUUCk

No. 1669929

>>1669927
Wtf, the outside is his home. You can't say that about him.

No. 1669946

>>1669929
My fenced yard is absolutely not his home, he can roll in shit and spread deseases all he wants outside of it!

No. 1669956

>>1669927
time 2 put out the rat poison

No. 1669970

Do not trust anyone who says that with age comes great wisdom. That shit is a LIE.

No. 1669981

>>1669970
maybe some people are so dumb that not even accumulated experience can help them.

No. 1669997

File: 1692478559465.jpg (12.75 KB, 318x159, Z(11).jpg)

meant to search for care bear but typoed car bear instead

No. 1669998

File: 1692478735212.jpg (46.74 KB, 570x570, 1692022011739.jpg)

>>1669927
Give him to me.

No. 1670002

So who got >>1666666?

No. 1670003

>>1669981
Yes this will be me

No. 1670006

>>1669576
Nonna who is

No. 1670015

>>1670002
Advice for the ages

No. 1670033

damn bitches do NOT drink 500ml of milk when you haven't drank pure dairy in like 8 years, it does not agree, even if strawberry flavoured

No. 1670041

>>1670033
That’s like a boatload of sugar, praying for you

No. 1670043

>>1670003
That's me too, let's be dumbasses together.

No. 1670051

heard a finnish man speak so I had to make a spitting sound three times

No. 1670065

File: 1692484591083.jpeg (124.44 KB, 1500x1001, IMG_5985.jpeg)

>>1670051
I hear him every day.
>>1669998
Sum cheez for u cutie

No. 1670069

I want to play Baldur's Gate 3 but I'm also very afraid of getting heavily addicted into a video game because it just makes me feel miserable when I'm not playing it.

No. 1670071

>>1670069
I have been avoiding it for the same reason, I need to do stuff, I can't be addicted to a video game right now.

No. 1670079

I've completely switched over to lc in late 2018, having spent the decade prior frequenting 4chan and similar spaces. Ever since then, once in a blue moon really, I'd either visit 4chan for a bit or some other obscure forum and argue over some random shit. Maybe it's because I'm older now, but I noticed men are more retarded than I remember.
I haven't had a man give me good insight or an interesting pov in an argument for 5 years now. They always argue like 5 year olds, they focus on minutiae that doesn't even change or impact anything in the argument to try and distract you, they attempt to twist your words in the silliest way. Not once did they make me stop and think, not once. Sure we have our own resident retard-chans but they pale in comparison to the average internet dweller male, they truly do.

No. 1670081

why do japanese women let themselves get brainwashed so much is this video a joke????

No. 1670099

File: 1692487246962.png (83.99 KB, 275x247, 1667896621496.png)

just know, live your life and be you, because someone is always going to have some stupid shit to say, so don't gaf

No. 1670100

>>1670079
Nonny you are me I think just like this lmao. Men are like this even off 4chan and imageboards, they're just so stupid. Women can be retarded too but tbh a lot of the tards we have here are at least kinda funny or just mentally ill and you just ignore them. Men are just.. retarded

No. 1670101

File: 1692487435655.jpg (1.66 MB, 1280x1280, B612_20230819_182617_438.jpg)

Alright ladies I'm firing up the ceremonial woodchipper. Reply with whoever you want thrown into it.

No. 1670109

>>1670081
I didn't read the comments but I can only imagine it's filled with weebs and japanophiles wishing western women would be more like Japanese women.

No. 1670110

>>1670101
Jeffrey Preston Bezos please

No. 1670137

>>1670101
My neighbors who are still partying at 3 am

No. 1670141

>>1669468
Well of course you can do it while holding them together with your arms. Disappointed.

No. 1670142

>>1670101
just gonna line up all men.

No. 1670145

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No. 1670146

File: 1692490389458.jpg (125.34 KB, 827x822, Eh00ii-XcAARBqy.jpg)

>>1669562
A man who loves me that I am actually attracted to (impossible) but physically I mostly just like hairy muscle fat guys or short guys who like to be bullied

No. 1670155

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No. 1670178

>>1669562
>tfw always get bullied for my type and accused of being a teenager
i'll just coom and seethe in silence

No. 1670205

File: 1692494236781.jpg (88.67 KB, 1024x682, istockphoto-589567138-1024x102…)

You will stop being severely autistic about your ships and favorite characters that it narrows your view and ability to enjoy things.
But you will not settle for less when seeing characters and ships depicted less than in character and have standards for how they are depicted.
You will draw more ship and favorite character art that is extremely indulgent and makes you and only you happy.
You will use your favorite characters and ships to get creative and improve your art rather than use it a means to stay comfortable and stagnate with it.
If others find it good, then that's a plus. If not, fuck them.
You will curate your online experience with extreme prejudice with the block button as your sword. No mercy.
You will owe nobody nothing in creating content of your ships and favorite characters.

No. 1670218

>>1670205
Preach nonna, good luck.
who are the characters and ships?

No. 1670222

>>1670218
Thanks, I've been thinking a lot about how I should reapproach fandom.
Sorry, it is too cringe

No. 1670223

>>1670178
Let me guess. You like collar bones (concave enough to hold six pizza rolls each side), deep undereye circles (so romantic, staying up playing vibeogames til 7 am), long willowy limbs (he has hemmies from his computer chair), veins pronounced and blue like the ocean (he hasnt left basement in daylight hours in a month), messy wild hair astray (unwashed), nicotine stained fingers (he buys cigarettes for his high school gfs he's such a tortured soul)?

No. 1670231

>>1670222
I believe in you, whatever the fandom is. Stay true to your vision.

No. 1670246

File: 1692496591010.jpeg (65.44 KB, 700x484, IMG_0698.jpeg)

rip to cheems

bonk on into eternity little shibe

No. 1670250

>>1670246
RIP to a rill one

No. 1670255

File: 1692496962691.jpeg (97.21 KB, 1080x605, IMG_0713.jpeg)

>>1670250
cheems is now a heavenly doggie

No. 1670262

>>1670246
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CHEEMS

No. 1670273

>>1670262
It was cancer

Yet another reason to say fuck cancer

No. 1670285

File: 1692498481007.png (17.34 MB, 3476x2404, 785923.png)

the establishment fears this

No. 1670290

File: 1692498797097.jpg (16.19 KB, 564x560, 9658067fff13e81f249daf74b18e03…)

>>1670246
Rip to cheems, soon doge will join up with him, he's 17 years old I think

No. 1670295


No. 1670298

>>1670285
Ukyo and Aoba hand in hand, just as fujos and yumejos should be. Respect! A lot of us are both anyways so we should end this ridiculous hatred.

No. 1670313

>be me
>watching some youtuber
>"I really like this guy's videos and he seems nice"
>"of course I must have this impression only because I only watch his videos and I never check him on any other platforms"
>"I'm better off keeping things this way"
>check his Twitter anyway
>furry

No. 1670318


No. 1670321

I don't care anymore I want her to confuse me for the rest of my life.

No. 1670329


No. 1670333

>>1670329
but im not thats the confusing part also how did you know what i was talking about…. god?

No. 1670340

I would be soooo good as a scishow host i know it. I am so good at presenting shit. if hank dies from his cancer i will put in an application, sorry hank

No. 1670345

How the hell do people join those fuck-huge fandom discords with like 300+ people in them, that sounds extremely intimidating. Jesus.

No. 1670346

File: 1692502658511.jpg (115.98 KB, 1090x1390, man-ethereal-body-energy-emana…)

>>1670333
Natural connection sometimes transcends feelings associated with sexuality and does not need to be explained via label or have romantic implications. Loving someone and choosing to be their friend and remain in their life selflessly without a sexual partnership is one of the most powerful human relationships you can have.

No. 1670348

>>1670345
Autism

No. 1670362

File: 1692504615031.jpeg (970.07 KB, 1604x2046, like 40 slutty gift plushies o…)

>>1670298
It's what true feminism looks like, at least for radfem nerds.

No. 1670364

>>1670345
It’s not that they’re intimidating, I just dont see the point in them. They feel so fake and forced.

No. 1670366

Ever since I was in middle school, I almost never put men in my stories unless they were someone’s boyfriend or father. I used to get kind of insecure about it, but now not only do I ignore the fact that my default character is female 90% of the time, but I will intentionally make sure that the story doesn’t pass the reverse bechdel test. 50% of movies dont pass the real one, so why should I incorporate more men? If I do make a story that’s more male dominated however (or at least has a high ratio), it will probably be a critique on moid society.

No. 1670367

131 is the breakroom password at my job.

No. 1670371

>>1669324
what's the point of collecting these? they are ugly and useless i don't get it

No. 1670374

File: 1692506446119.jpg (96.84 KB, 1200x1200, 01_23042510285144-1200x1200.jp…)

>>1670371
>they are ugly
Lies, they're adorable.
>and useless
I like taking pictures of them and buying doll clothes for them, but yes they are pretty useless.

No. 1670377

>>1670374
>but yes they are pretty useless.
Granted everything aside from the absolute essentials is useless but if you lived like this guy you would probably creep everybody out.

No. 1670380

there's this slightly autistic guy at my work and he's cute but he doesn't seem to realize that

No. 1670381

>>1670377
i literally live like this

No. 1670385

>>1670381
Please at least get a table anon…

No. 1670398

File: 1692509444219.jpg (28.8 KB, 563x555, 9fab40edfa9d5d65a0786fa2c1356b…)

>>1670377
>"and by the way I own NO underwear and no socks"

No. 1670400

>>1670398
He showers with his clothes on and dumpster dives to get wine and lobster shells too.

No. 1670401

>>1670400
seriously what the fuck

No. 1670414

>>1670313
kek who

No. 1670455

File: 1692519415915.jpg (10.73 KB, 275x221, 1674599285171.jpg)

Can some nonnie give me motivation to get in the shower? I'm being lazy.

No. 1670458

>>1670455
your pussy will stink and everyone will be able to tell even your neighbours

No. 1670459

>>1670455
you stink

No. 1670462

File: 1692520170924.jpg (251.06 KB, 1280x1024, kirulfhjewgbfewrjkb.jpg)

>>1670455
oOOooOooh you love water ooOOOoOoOooh you love the coldness ooooOOoooOoh you love the feeling of water and soap suds flowing down your body knowing that they're taking all the accumulated filth with it ooOooOoh you love showering oOOooOOoh

No. 1670471

>>1670371
do you not own anything that makes you happy even though its useless?

No. 1670475

>>1669324
wtf is the one puking a pastel rainbow kek

No. 1670476

>>1670458
>>1670459
>>1670462
Thanks nonnies! I feel better better after showering and moisturizering.

No. 1670480

Wtf is happening in the tradthot thread I just want to see farmers call pearl ugly

No. 1670482

File: 1692525947307.jpg (41.09 KB, 500x610, tardito.jpg)

all the threads I don't care about full of insane retard nonas, previewing them feels like visiting the zoo.

No. 1670483

>>1670480
It's been a mess for some time now.

No. 1670490

>>1670480
The tranny that always tries to get the thread shutdown has been spamming it for hours >>>/snow/1884634 . He's done it before and seems to be doing it again and goes on for hours unsaged to try and pull other anons in. He can do it because he is a schizo tranny with no job and who has his own kiwifarms thread and would also shit up and made the rita thread on lolcor.

No. 1670491

>>1670490
Samefag, reading his kiwi thread, he's known to make hundreds of posts a day whatever site he's on since he's some tranny neet and caused a lot of problems for farmhands last year with his sperging so much that they named one of the meta threads trannies kill themselves edition kek >>>/meta/37093 .

No. 1670492

>>1670491
If he doesn't get any replies from anons he replies to himself to keep his retardation going.

No. 1670500

>>1670480
What I don't get about the argument itt right now is the threadpic, why is everyone acting like the woman on the right's lifestyle is so awful and wrong? I saw comments saying how undesirable it is but like what's the alternative? Not working and being poor? I don't get it

No. 1670501

Isn’t it crazy how beautiful women are? I go outside and I see at least 10 gorgeous women who look like they could be in movies, if not drop dead gorgeous. They’re super pretty in a cute girl next door way. Meanwhile i rarely see guys that are gorgeous and when I do see a man with some pretty features he looks dirty and unkempt or fat. I wish men were pressured into looking good too. I’m straight and I know it’s annoying when straight women say this but sometimes I wish I was bi or lesbian so I could just have a relationship with a bombshell woman.

No. 1670504

>>1670500
Not working but not being poor sounds like bliss but unfortunately ya the right is the best scenario

No. 1670518

>>1670500
The tranny spamming the thread just tries to shill whatever he thinks will force women to rely on men again as he blames womens independence (one form of which is financial) as being why he transitioned because it meant he couldn't get a gf. It's just one guy who doesn't stop. He did the same thing last year and still tries to do it from time to time. He always tries to larp as multiple posters and switches vpns >>>/meta/37108 >>>/meta/37325 The last time he sperged about all the thread posters being lonely cat lady fujo neets >>>/snow/1861707 and then started his recent larp trying to pretend he is that >>>/snow/1884560 kek. He also keeps bringing up AI and spergs that posters laughing at tradthots for trying to shill women not working are coping because they aren't rich. Incel neet tranny is triggered by women being able to be free of him kek.

No. 1670523

>>1670504
Yeah I wish I could not work but be financially stable, I'm a neet but I would kill for the woman on the right's lifestyle, neet life sucks and I'll be fucked if I stay jobless forever

>>1670518
Damn I'm really behind on the lore kek, thanks for the tldr. I assumed some of the posts were from a moid, I've never seen actual anons use the term "wagie"

No. 1670524

>>1670523
Yeah, I said the same thing, it's not really common slang used on lc.

No. 1670562

File: 1692537510055.gif (4.7 MB, 640x366, nikocado-avocado-nikocado-avoc…)

I'm studying and on my ass all day and now my ass hurts

No. 1670580

File: 1692538873200.jpg (607.1 KB, 2160x1632, sonadow_shadow_founded_money_b…)

My apartment number is 131!

No. 1670584

>>1670580
the tree in the back

No. 1670588

>>1670584
>noticing the tree instead of looking at shadow's ass

No. 1670596

>>1670588
What ass, it's hidden

No. 1670607

File: 1692540055671.jpg (47.79 KB, 793x1008, shadow_butt_by_megasonic20_d94…)

>>1670596
Now you see it

No. 1670616

>>1670607
I didn't say I want to, thanks.

No. 1670620

>>1670616
You are WELCOME!

No. 1670626

I think people like popping pimples because it's essentially the same feel as having an orgasm, just in a different form.

No. 1670631

File: 1692541039463.jpeg (101.06 KB, 498x513, IMG_2422.jpeg)

Zoomers need to stop with the obsession with Barbie movies. I’ve seen so many rewatch parties and even met some who act like it’s part of oppression that people don’t know about or care about Barbie movies. Guys stop pls it’s so embarrassing, the animation is beyond shit. The funny moments aren’t funny, even ironically. It was a marketing thing to get girls to buy more dolls. People only ever saw them because the vhs/dvd was included with the doll, that’s why no one knows about them. It’s like trying to hail the shark tale video game as a legitimate competitor to idk Diablo or something

No. 1670637

I’ve spent 4 days doing nothing but eating, sleeping and building a giant celebrity mansion on the sims 4, and it’s finally finished!

No. 1670638

>>1670637
Nice, can we see?

No. 1670640

>>1670631
oh please let girls have the one movie that's marketed to them

No. 1670642

>>1670631
You're so right nonna. I'm kinda biased cuz I grew up with the first ones so I get nostalgic, but the amount of people that act like Barbie reenacting some public domain fairy tale is Citizen Kane is insane.

No. 1670648

>>1670640
Braidead take on par with arguing that we shouldn’t criticize makeup because it’s marketed to women

No. 1670651

>>1670631
Same, it's so pathetic. It just shows how lame media targetted at girls has always been. Grown women being obssesed with bratz/barbies as if it was a personality trait is beyond lame.

No. 1670652

>>1670640
I unironically liked the shrek video games but when someone asks my favorite game I don’t fucking say shrek!!

No. 1670654

>>1670652
Nta but that sounds like your own problem with caring too much about what people think.

No. 1670655

>>1670654
No it’s because while they’re sometimes fun and nostalgic they’re still retarded and not actually good in any category and nowhere near my favorite

No. 1670656

>>1670651
I'm not a barbie fan but aren't they just excited about seeing something they like and grew up with make a resurgence? It doesn't seem like anyone has made it their personality, just a current trend

No. 1670657

>>1670640
no, grown ass women need to learn being childish is pathetic just like how men into cartoons get rightfully bullied

No. 1670658

File: 1692542528932.png (13.09 KB, 386x440, Rainy_day_today.png)

Because of the dub in my language I used to think her name was Divi. I was so baffled when I first saw her name spelled as "DW". Why they fuck do they even call her DW instead of Dora?

No. 1670662

>>1670640
Typical consoomer, you would buy literal poop if it was pink and marketed to women

No. 1670664

>>1670658
She already has the same hair as Dora the explorer she wanted her own identity

No. 1670665


No. 1670666

>>1670662
Nta but that's a weird conflation to make, you sound like a moid or an nlog

No. 1670667


No. 1670668

File: 1692542867496.jpg (81.9 KB, 600x881, MV5BYzc1Mzg3ZmEtZDkzYy00YWJmLT…)

>>1670655
Well yeah, if it's not your favorite why would you say it's your favorite? And something doesn't have to be good for you to enjoy it or like it enough to be your favorite. If I asked someone what their favorite movie is, I would be way more interested if they said Shark Exorcist than another Pulp Fiction/Fight Club/Superhero movie response.

No. 1670670

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No. 1670671

>>1670658
Because her name is Dora Winifred.

No. 1670672

>>1670671
Most normal people just go by their first name

No. 1670673

>>1670658
i am sad we never got this show in my country i would have loved it as a kid

No. 1670674

>>1670672
She's unique.

No. 1670675

File: 1692543082051.jpg (33.32 KB, 644x484, 16142956_971618799606616_54533…)

The new guy I'm seeing loves sexting and I'm open to it but none of my previous partners did it all that much so I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. He likes to initiate with "What would you do to me if etc etc" and it usually takes me like 20 minutes to come up with something other than "I would have sex with you"

No. 1670677

>>1670668
Sure but I would think they were weird if they tried to argue that it’s story is legitimately good and objectively better than LotR and harangued me to rewatch it every weekend

No. 1670678

File: 1692543131828.jpg (303.95 KB, 1200x675, loomis heads.jpg)

I am learning 4 things at the same time and i suck at all of them, i am going insane

No. 1670679

>>1670675
Maybe go practice on a husbando AI bot

No. 1670681

File: 1692543296231.jpg (39.75 KB, 625x469, 21 Cats Who Aren't Striking Th…)

I just saw someone say they can't give someone herpes as long as they don't have an outbreak, and their partner didn't know they had herpes for a few months. Don't trust anybody y'all.

No. 1670683

>>1670681
I'm literally going to make whatever potential boyfriend I may get in the future take an STD test before we fuck, and I'm still gonna make him wrap it cause I'm not getting pregnant and I don't do well on the pill. (I'll probably be single forever but whatever)

No. 1670686

>>1670681
Watch out, you can't complain about herpes without at least one person akkkkkkkshually you probably already have herpes!!ing you.

No. 1670688


No. 1670689

>>1670686
I was ready for someone to say it lol. I hate when people say that because it's so disingenuous.

No. 1670690

>>1670686
Just because the virus lives inside the body doesn't mean it's symptomatic for everyone. Also not everyone had chicken pox. Genital herpes is a different herpes. Nobody out there is asking for genital herpes and genital herpes is not inherently in the body kek

No. 1670704

It's weird how out dreams reflect what's going on irl. Yesterday I had to pee so much in my dreams that I eventually just sat on the toilet all day, and then I woke up and I had to pee really bad. I'm just glad dream-pissing didn't make me IRL piss (not that that's ever happened or anything though..haha)

No. 1670705

File: 1692545761875.jpg (Spoiler Image,205.59 KB, 1024x1271, CANTONESE_GENTLEMEN_2.jpg)

I found a Cantonese, Qing Dynasty version of Cillian Murphy:

No. 1670707

>>1670704
I peed my bed once in my whole life while dreaming about peeing kek. I got so embarrassed and anxious I had a heath problem bc it never happened before

No. 1670709

>>1670707
And one time I had a dream that my cat had a ton of cute kittens but they were all mewing and she couldn’t feed them all and it was a disaster and when I woke the mewing was in my dream because the baby chickens were all peeping since their warming light went off

No. 1670723

>>1670704
Yeah haha

No. 1670727

I'm craving a publix salad so bad right now. But speaking of premade salads, does anyone else feel like the prices are unreasonable sometimes? I've seen the little small bowl salads be like $5.

No. 1670734

>>1670727
i read it as pubic salad what the fuck is a publix salad

No. 1670738

File: 1692548483761.jpg (38.99 KB, 680x539, 1683725947069432.jpg)

I was talking with a friend about our childhood, and it made me realize how weird I was as a child and how what in my mind until now was ''banter'' between kids was probably bullying, and I was too retarded to pick on it.

No. 1670746

>>1670734
publix is a grocery store chain in some parts of burgerland

No. 1670750

File: 1692549604958.png (1.75 MB, 1280x720, DWHHFY3OQBEUZHYMMLFNK4EFLM.png)

>>1670734
Publix is a grocery store and they have deli and seafood sections where they make fresh food like everyday.

No. 1670752

I just watched spiderverse and I barely understood what Hobie was saying in his intro idk if I need my ears checked or what. Also why the fuck did the movie end there how did people watch the movie in theaters and not get pissed off at the end I cannot wait until 2025 or however long

No. 1670758

>>1670752
spiderverse is a movie you watch, not listen. The plot is literally ass and retarded. Also, i hated the guy everyone here wanted to fuck a few months ago.

No. 1670780

I hope my ex’s fatass bitch of a gf gets a blood clot and dies so he’s left with an apartment he can’t afford and then has to go back to being gay for pay

No. 1670781

File: 1692552691394.png (179 KB, 296x513, cleofatra.png)

I was rewatching old toons i liked as a kid and it makes me glad i ditched TV and instead hoped onto watching old obscure cartoons on YT. I can see the influence to this day on the art i like and what i draw. I am glad I never hoped on the adventure time/SU bandwaggo, most zoomie artists have terrible art due to accumulating bad habits from those shitty cartoons.

No. 1670794

the one ingredient he forgot was love

No. 1670796

>>1670780
>go back to being gay for pay
Kek, was he really?

No. 1670805

>>1670796
Claims he wasn’t but he was getting money just for hanging out on yachts with this old rich gay guy he knew

No. 1670809


No. 1670813

>>1670794
>Professor Dick Hardly

No. 1670819

Every sunday my brains activates a memory of a forgotten old music video, I've been plagued many weeks by different terrible memories. This week I shall not suffer alone. The pain is too great to burden it by myself.

>>1670794
Reading professor dick was what triggered it

No. 1670820

>>1670819
I would dr dick unironucally

No. 1670826

>>1670796
Samefag but just wanted to add that he went to trade school to become a skilled tradesman and briefly worked in his field before deciding he was too good for it and acting like anyone who thought he’d be good at doing said trade was actually insulting him. Meaning me and my parents who let him live with us for free (I wasn’t dating him) and fed him while he went to trade school. Meanwhile he’s being gay for pay instead of doing his sooOOOooo demeaning skilled trade.

No. 1670829

File: 1692556414442.png (1.4 MB, 1272x666, Screen Shot 2023-08-20 at 11.3…)

>>1670658
DW was such a bitch, kek. She'd definitely grow up to be a farmer and start infights in the threads

No. 1670833

>>1670819
I genuinely really like e-rotic. Tacky kitsch music talking about sex used to be so unique, but now it's the norm and its backed by fuckhuge labels so its boring(fuck you dojacat).

No. 1670836

I had a crush on the hot brush when i was a kid

No. 1670840

File: 1692556628328.png (490.42 KB, 443x997, DWGrownUp.png)


No. 1670841

>>1670829
No she would not she is a cartoon aminal. Worry about yourself

No. 1670842

>>1670681
The statistics of people who carry herpes is higher than what is reported (so definitely more than 1/3rd of the population) because in a lot of people it remains dormant for life and their immune system or whatever is strong enough to keep it from manifesting any symptoms. I understand being afraid of the herpes simplex that causes genital or oral warts but otherwise like everyone has herpes and if not that hpv so.

No. 1670843

File: 1692557069361.jpg (315.03 KB, 1024x1024, 303_1024x1024.jpg)

austrian chocolate packaging is so pretty

No. 1670844

File: 1692557076824.png (988.99 KB, 858x1140, average farmer.png)

>>1670819
she's literally me!

No. 1670845

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No. 1670846

>>1670840
she looks like a butch top

No. 1670849

>>1670826
nona that sucks but it's also extremely hilarious I hope you're not making this up or maybe I do but if you did thank you it put a biiiig smile on my face

No. 1670852

>>1670794
That scene actually made me cry as a kid

No. 1670856

>>1670840
she would be a lolcow janny in her spare time. the kind that only bans the anons she disagrees with in infights

No. 1670857

>>1670852
I was crying a little when I posted it, that shit was touching as hell

No. 1670860

File: 1692557856083.jpg (53.02 KB, 540x389, tumblr_c6f11e1458cf68fc9dee3ab…)

I never contribute any milk, so I feel like I can't call myself a farmer. I'm more like a customer on the weekly farmer's market, just watching and appreciating.

No. 1670861

File: 1692557863686.jpeg (152.52 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_3472.jpeg)

>>1670475
Kangel, her pre order comes with anti psychotic medication

No. 1670862

>>1670836
why does he have dilf vibes

No. 1670865

>>1670862
>dilf
he isnt a dilf your dirty old man fucker, he's a youthfull himbo

No. 1670866

>>1670861
Wait, who is this. What is she from, I love the vibe

No. 1670868

>>1670866
Samefag I know u said her name but like. What is she about kek

No. 1670871

>>1670820
Did I introduce you to your new husbando?
>>1670844
kek, we need an edit with Elsie on the left.

No. 1670872

File: 1692558383914.jpg (35.66 KB, 376x322, underdog-success.jpg)

literally obsessed

No. 1670875

>>1670868
It’s a cute short videogame called “Needy Girl Overload”. You help a BPD-chan into becoming the top streamer. It’s rather cute, I like the artstyle.

No. 1670876

>>1670866
Needy girl overdose
>>1670868
Schizo internet streamer lmao

No. 1670879

File: 1692558712764.gif (6.8 MB, 376x280, goin crazy on that mouth.gif)

>>1670836
I can see why!

No. 1670880

>>1670101
my entire country

No. 1670887

>>1670876
doesn't CC use her as a -tan for something? I can't remember right now

No. 1670893

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No. 1670897

>>1670893
imagine getting in a giraffe-style neck battle with her, she could knock you out by turning her head sideways

No. 1670899

>>1669326
>>1669324
great taste nonnie especially suiseiseki, soseiseki, tomoko kuroki, shinji and kirakishou

No. 1670900

>>1670899
AND YOTSUBA of course

No. 1670902

>>1670893
This Stan Twitter faggot edit

No. 1670909

>>1670893
Say you hate women and goo

No. 1670910

>>1670902
oh my god that's supposed to be lana del rey isn't it?

No. 1670913

>>1670875
>>1670876
Thank you nonnas mwah
Is the game actually fun? I thought it was a "capitalizing on the culture moment" thing, so I never gave it a try. It also didn't seem to have much to do so I was reluctant to drop 16$ on it.

No. 1670915

File: 1692559694342.png (22.72 KB, 685x549, whats-the-main-font-the-game-u…)

>>1670887
Nah, just a similar design.

No. 1670917

>>1670910
Gay man on twitter edited it, this is a Stan Twitter image generally only shared by fags

No. 1670918

>>1670913
>Is the game actually fun?
I like it but it can be a bit of a grind at points.
Great aesthetics and a lot of the schizo endings are fun though.

No. 1670931

I will never ever take a shower with another person. The thought of someone seeing me wash in between my ass cheeks and doing my little bent knees stance or leg up on the tub pose to wash my vagina makes my skin crawl.

No. 1670932

>>1670849
KEK nonna I’m glad, and yeah I’m being 100% serious. He went from affording a nice 3/2 home with his skilled trade job to living in a crappy RV in some lady’s backyard cause that’s all he could afford when he was doing “handyman work” aka gay for pay kek. Then I guess he met this super ugly fat bitch who is built like a fridge with a hank bill ass and saggy tube tits and a nose like a pug, and her mom and dad give her a lot of money so now he’s working at a cell phone store in sales and living in a 1/1, 3 story walk up.

No. 1670933

>>1670931
Very cool

No. 1670935

>>1670932
>insulting the woman who has nothing to do with you to cope
You clearly have strong feelings about this

No. 1670945

>>1670935
Actually she was a huge cunt to me and insulted me and my parents, so it’s fair game.

No. 1670951

>>1670945
Fair. Your man a prostitute and fucking fat bitches let's gooo

No. 1670959

>>1670951
Sounds like she hella dodged a bullet

No. 1670964

File: 1692561896287.jpg (152.02 KB, 1200x680, FellowKids.jpg)

>>1670959
She what

No. 1670966

>>1670931
Men actually find that shit sexy which is somehow more annoying to me. I would never want to watch a guy scrape the dingleberries off his asshole or whatever they do in the shower

No. 1670970

>>1670932
This sounds so hot I hope he puts videos of it online. Fat girl and old man double raping a young guy sounds awesome. I’d kill myself if I were you. You’re missing out big time(wat)

No. 1670971

>>1670964
She swerved on that scrub for real!!

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No. 1670975

>>1670971
Nta anon but stop making me feel old kek

No. 1670976

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This thread is making me uncomfortable

No. 1670977

>>1670933
Very terrible actually
>>1670966
I don't think a lot guys go anywhere near their ass in the shower tbh

No. 1670978

>>1670970
People will laugh and insult you, but I get it.

No. 1670982

>>1670970
He’s lookin like a pile of shit on a hot afternoon these days. He was cute and young when I dated him so it’s sad to see him hit the wall so hard and fast. Now he’s got greasy chin length hair and a scraggly Shaggy from scooby doo facial hair situation going on. In addition to just looking like a veiny, skinny methhead with a shocking amount of wrinkles considering he never wears sunscreen and never uses moisturizer. Literally out here lookin like a crackhead. I think he’d have to be gay for less pay and grosser scrotes these days.

No. 1670984

Weird

No. 1670986

>>1670982
I wish we had an /ot/ thread for nonnas to sperg about their rancid past relationships like this. Not because I think you're annoying or anything, but because I think it'd be fun, anons always have crazy stories in this thread. I don't even mind if some of it is creative writing tbh. And it isn't vent thread material bc you aren't really venting, just chatting about it.

No. 1670988

File: 1692562846386.jpg (67.33 KB, 540x766, 7fc6f0415dd64e788db7835a2f726d…)

what the hell is this cringe shit

No. 1670991

>>1670988
that's a skeleton anon. you literally have one of those inside yourself.

No. 1670993

>>1670986
there's a loser ex thread in /g/. >>>/g/62165

No. 1670998

>>1670991
This nonna is spot on. The one inside you is made from plastic and everything.

No. 1671000

>>1670970
my kindred soul

No. 1671017

Is Twitter officially called xitter now, or is it supposed to just be x? Please say it’s the former

No. 1671018

>>1671017
Anon, I have no idea. I just wanted to say that in my country xitter would be pronounced like shitter.

No. 1671021

>>1671018
Ayrt, same here which is why I’m praying for the official name is xitter now. The thought of people saying “sheets” instead is making me lose my xit

No. 1671022

>>1671018
Seems fitting.

No. 1671026

File: 1692565853128.jpeg (Spoiler Image,103.42 KB, 290x714, C27D9415-50A2-46E1-883F-463CD6…)

I want to eat nonnettes.

No. 1671028

>>1671026
I'm a nonnette

No. 1671031

i cant stop my dumb obsession with maxmoefoe

No. 1671036

>>1671031
i dont see the appeal, i hate nonnies spamming him on the nerd thread, he isnt a nerd, he's a consoomer

No. 1671047

>>1670865
nonny the toothbrush is literally a dad

No. 1671050

>>1671026
are they vegan?

No. 1671052

>>1671031
are you the one requesting maxmoefoe fanfics? quickly looked at a03 and there's like 3-4 fics, sorry there isn't a lot nona.

No. 1671053

>>1671047
image having a dad in your mouth brushing your plaque and scraping your tongue

No. 1671054

>>1670686
Kek you called it >>1670842

No. 1671055

>>1671047
no he isnt dumbass

No. 1671058

File: 1692568554304.jpeg (88.71 KB, 905x886, 5FC9F85F-E692-440A-B8FB-C3EDD8…)

Do other countries have shows like judge Judy and Jerry Springer? What’s your country’s trash tv like

No. 1671059

>>1671055
is the pink one not his daughter?

No. 1671063

>>1671058
does this count

No. 1671065


No. 1671067

>>1671059
no, she's just a fan of the himbo brush

No. 1671070

>>1671058
latam trash tv is probably the best thing to come out of latam after luis miguel

No. 1671071

>>1671063
I wish I could understand Romanian.

No. 1671072

>>1671070
another classic

No. 1671074

>>1671071
isnt it portuguese

No. 1671075

>>1671052
no I wasn’t requesting fics kek, I just think he is super cute
>>1671036
sorry nona

No. 1671076

>>1671063
Is this a segment about emo boys? Why was there a picture of Gaara??

No. 1671079

>>1671074
no it's Romanian but even as a native speaker I don't really understand shit
>>1671076
boy + eyeliner = emo

No. 1671084

>>1671076
Emos are weebs

No. 1671086

>>1671065
The man he’s trying to put in the trash can looks like a little boy and old man at the same time

No. 1671106

File: 1692572581301.jpg (119.05 KB, 467x700, IMG-136790.jpg)

>>1669562
idk what I want in personality but
>dresses in one of the selected styles
>5'7-5'10
>dark wavy or curly hair
>thin body, moderate muscle
>round eyes
>big honker
>no facial hair except stubble at most
>calls me darlin/babydoll/sugar and other variants
>some sort of regional accent (preferably southern)
If I can get a non-human bf then I want a clown, mime, or vampire

No. 1671107

>>1671058
We have trashy reality shows, trashy talk shows and trashy everything else.
Boomers and plastic surgery bimbos tweaking out on live TV is our specialty.

No. 1671115

File: 1692573209281.jpg (24.33 KB, 438x691, 60dabea8ced0f9cc1165df8577a196…)

>>1669562
>named Vladimir
>sexy Slavic accent
>long black hair and pale skin
>wears elegant capes and cravats
>crawls into my chambers through a window at night
>gives amazing neck kisses
>says he will love me forever and ever (so romantic!)
>takes care of his skin and applies SPF100 sunscreen even at 7PM
>old money (preferably some kind of nobility, hopefully no Habsburg relations)

No. 1671120

>>1671119
kek sorry nonny I was just shitposting in the dumbass shit thread, as is tradition

No. 1671128

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>>1669562
Picrel in appearance and personality.

No. 1671142

>>1670917
I noticed her fag fanbase died a little when she got fat, it just goes to show even gay men only care about women they find physically attractive even though by definition it shouldn't matter to them because they're gay

No. 1671145

>>1670843
Woah weird coincidence nonnie, I have a big tin of those chocolates with Mozart on them right now as a gift from my neighbor for getting her mail. They have almond and pistachio filling with a little ball of hazelnut, I'm obsessed

No. 1671166

Having to ask someone what their name is again because you forgot it is so embarrassing. I feel mean doing it but really I'm jus ta serial name forgetter

No. 1671170

>>1671166
My dumb hack for remembering names is writing the name down as soon as I hear it, I never forget a name if I write it down (I don’t ever look at what I wrote down again, it could literally be on a piece of scrap paper I throw away, it’s just a memory tool.) It’s not really practical in a group or informal setting though, maybe I should start pretending to be on my phone when really I’m in the notes app writing down everyone’s name like a serial killer lol

No. 1671172

>>1670876
>Needy girl overdose
I wish there was a male version of this game, I want to watch over and corrupt a mentally ill faggy looking e-boy goddamn it.

No. 1671189

>>1671166
I am too 100% I never remember names, say my mothers partner, been together for like 3 years, I talk to him all the time. Still call him the wrong name.
You could do the ol' how'd you spell it game but that's risky
Oh yeah how do you spell your name again?
Uh S-A-M
Damn that's crazy, thanks.

No. 1671195

>>1671172
I know femcels aren't real but you sound like one

No. 1671196

>>1671195
nta but sounds like a solid game presime to me

No. 1671201

File: 1692583547664.jpg (42.64 KB, 400x533, 1687722269200.jpg)

Some of you sound like lovely 35 year old stinky women that weird everyone out irl… e-boys do not look at you im sorry you're going to have to settle with being some guys discord kitten while you fantasize about bjorn or whatever

No. 1671204

File: 1692583837494.gif (1.68 MB, 266x280, tenor-2.gif)


No. 1671207

>>1671201
Is this about >>1671172? She's talking about a hypothetical fictional e-boy in a game anon. Idg why that post is getting these weird reactions but wanting to play the game as is (where it has an e-girl) isn't.

No. 1671208

>>1670872
Is that… a face app filter

No. 1671211

>>1671204
Please retire your cringe boomer tenor gifs faggot

No. 1671212

>>1671195
>>1671201
I'm talking about a game, what the hell is the matter with some of you? I want to play a gender swapped version Needy Girl Overdose, I want to see the gay for pay ending or the male violence tm ending. I just think it would be funny if there was a game similar to Needy Girl Overdose that satirizes the fucked up and autistic things male e-boys and male e-celebs get up to.

No. 1671213

Just googled necrotizing fasciitis and got full body shudder ive only gotten from looking at Kelly's legs

No. 1671214

Back in my high school, for some reason, the library had an entire section of parapsychology with all sorts of questionable, decades old books, including demonology. I really regret not spending more time there. I also found The Story of O there.

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>>1671211
calmmes de fuckdown

No. 1671220

>>1671217
No. She can join mumsnet.

No. 1671221

File: 1692584397299.gif (1.73 MB, 373x498, good-night-sweet-dreams.gif)

Goodnight friends and fiends

No. 1671222

>>1671217
Is that Jim Carrey?

No. 1671223

>>1671211
>>1671220
>getting this upset at fucking tenor gifs of all things
KEK

No. 1671226

>>1671223
>upset
There is nothing 'upset' about pointing out cringe 2012 gifs. I promise you my heart rate is slower than yours.

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No. 1671228

>>1671217
C-carrey anon? I'm a big fan

No. 1671229

>>1671226
Post some based modern gifs then zoomer.

No. 1671230

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In the future when there's nothing but real housewives and Lindsey Logan/Paris gifs posted you know we have been taken over by gay men pretending to be women on lsa and cc

No. 1671231

File: 1692584728909.gif (4.06 MB, 498x278, IMG_5943.gif)

>>1671220
Too much gatekeeping and gaslighting, not enough girlbossing

No. 1671232

>>1671229
I'm a millennial im just not stuck in the dark ages

No. 1671233

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>>1671231
If we don't gatekeep then this becomes datalounge 2.0. I was getting nam flashbacks because that was a gif straight from a 36 year old gay man's reaction folder

No. 1671237

>>1671233
Weren't there announcements that datalounge was shutting down? Or was that just the mods trolling

DL is basically the gay Lipstick Alley with a dryer well of tea and they think literally every male celeb is gay

No. 1671239

>>1671237
They also refer to women as fraus and rant about how women are disgusting and they smell like ammonia kek gincel central

No. 1671241

>>1671239
Imagine birthing such a thing.

No. 1671242

why is everyone outing themselves tonight? I wanted to get retarded not this

No. 1671245

lsa is not that bad idk why many nonas hate that site

No. 1671246

>>1671242
I had a normal night with my crazy mom which is completely out of the ordinary so I'm out of sorts I'm sure

No. 1671248

>>1671245
It's both hilarious and cringeworthy

>great celeb gossip

>amazing insults
>the most mentally unhinged conspiracy theories and tinfoiling
>infighting from hell
>stan threads full of brain impaired fans who dox their favs and harass their girlfriends and boyfriends
>still some of the funniest posts and clapbacks I've ever fucking seen

No. 1671250

>>1671245
I have no opinion on it because I just went there once and was confused with how ugly the site looked.

No. 1671253

>>1671245
because it's full of annoying gay men, racebaiters, and posts shitting on women non-stop

No. 1671254

>>1671253
samefag and defending objectively shitty men, while attacking women of certain races just because they think she's ugly

No. 1671255

>>1671248
The stan alley threads have some decent milk like the Ariana Grande one. I wanted to make an account to post in there.

No. 1671256

>>1671245
It's okay it's just so negative, too many pick mes, stans fighting every thread, obviously vendetta and there's a really gross threads about celebrity kids looks. They also tend to attack the look of kids of celebs they don't like. I'm sick of all the pick mes though, I think that's the biggest issues. Some fonts seriousmy have self esteem issues and try to box every black woman into that shit and it's annoying.

No. 1671257

>>1671253
This. There are some funny women there as with anywhere else but the amount of vitriolic self absorbed gay men using it to stalk women and vomit out their misogyny is ridiculous

No. 1671258

>>1671172
That would be pretty based, be I feel like it would fall into 'wish fulfillment' since actual moids on the internet would just groom 12 year olds and threaten to rape and murder people.

No. 1671261

>>1671254
I'll never forget them attacking Kimora Lee Simmons, some fonts were like, "yeah I know she was groomed but she used a black man to get ahead! She wouldn't be where he was without him!"
Then another thread where Jhane Aikos daughter called Chris Brown messed up. So many fonts were like. "Okay but if Chris Brown pops back she better not say nothing! Stay in a child's place!"
There's a lot of fonts that read like black women, just the ignorant pick me type, that'd call their daughter Fast because grown men at the cornerstone are staring at them.
The site has increasingly become more misogynistic and its not just the scrotes, the virtual black fishers or gay dudes

No. 1671263

>>1671256
god this reminded me of their weird a-logging posts over Kanye's daughter and talking about how she needs to get beat and coming up with these insane theories about her behavior, all just because she doesn't smile in every photo.

No. 1671264

>>1671241
Right. Women are the only reason they're here and yet they waste their life on trying to collect the fleeting attentions of random man who do not give a fuck about them online.

No. 1671265

File: 1692586537008.jpeg (1.41 MB, 1170x1631, IMG_0761.jpeg)

>>1671250
Yep, that's old style forums for you

The milk about the strange death of Jay Z's mistress was another fascinating piece of info I found on there

https://web.archive.org/web/20100904033701/http://www.lipstickalley.com/f15/jay-zs-mistress-252936/

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/jay-zs-alleged-mistress-dead.328548/

No. 1671266

>>1671263
There's a 110% reasonable explanation for North's behavior: it's called a child of narcissistic parents

No. 1671267

>>1671265
Old LSA had much better gossip than the new one.

No. 1671271

>>1671267
There's some user on there called Incognito who's posted some very good entertainment industry tidbits, claims to be in PR or something. but they are a bit too into the conspiracy tinfoil angle at times for my taste. I'd love to have a good conservation with that mf though

No. 1671272

>>1671242
Getting retarded even though I should be sleeping whaddup nonna

No. 1671273

>>1671271
Incognito isn't one person nona. It's a function anyone can use, you can click "go incognito" and you can make posts hiding your usernames. Sometimes they do expose you
one font posted incognito they bad herpes in a random thread, the mods exposed her which was fucked up. I've seen people expose things like that about themselves and not be exposed

No. 1671274

>>1671273
that is fucked up. i wonder if mods have certain vendettas against some users.

No. 1671277

>>1671261
>>1671273
Sorry to ask, but what are "fonts"? It seems like a synonym for "user" the way "farmer" is, but site specific.

No. 1671279

>>1671273
Oh I didn't realize it was a function. I figured the site was already semi anonymous. I'm a fucking idiot.

Also awful of mods to do that to the user who had herpes

>>1671274
Like how discord and reddit mods get trippy with power? Not surprising.

No. 1671284

>>1671274
There's a while thread about ugly celebrities kids looks. I've seen users come into threads going, "so and so is going to that thread" proudly. There's some known users but the mods don't really stand out.
>>1671277
Yeah it's what they call users have no idea what it means kek.

No. 1671285

>>1671284
i know the user Perched got banned but their account got restored

No. 1671289

>>1671285
The rumor is he's Perez Hilton kek, at least that's what I've seen said on lsa

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No. 1671292

>>1671289
kek that would be hilarious. that font posts like a gay data lounge moid but some of their tea is interesting

No. 1671293

>>1670658
I fucking hated this cartoon so much, fuck I hate ugly cartoons like Hey Arnold and that shit.

No. 1671294

File: 1692588515830.jpg (Spoiler Image,217.02 KB, 1200x900, FIuVEaHXMAALZUH.jpg)

Need me a love like this. Just in our own bag flexing togetger on some fuck everyone else type shit. No cap fr fr

No. 1671295

>>1671230
Wtf is this picture

No. 1671297

>>1671295
Clean up in aisle 5
Elton John farted

No. 1671298

>>1671294
Aight, the baranonnies are back or whatever thay're called, time to head out, bye weirdos

No. 1671299

>>1671201
This is the shittiest bait I've seen in a while.

No. 1671301

File: 1692588907654.jpg (Spoiler Image,255.97 KB, 848x1200, Fn_iTeCaYAAryIM.jpg)

>>1671298
I'm not into this I have a morbid fascination and I'm lightly scrolling. Why are men who make this disturbing art also the kindest and genuinely temperamental men you will ever meet irl? The nausea

No. 1671304

>>1671301
I don't know about any of that but I sincerely think men who make cartoons like this are sex pests or pedophiles

No. 1671307

>>1671292
>datalounge moid being perez hilton

checks out

No. 1671312

>>1671304
>pedophiles
I promise you the men who make fat furry art are not pedophiles and are not going to hurt you kek.

No. 1671314

>>1671304
>pedophiles
Kek. More like the opposite. These guys are into middle aged fat dad-bodied men.

No. 1671315

File: 1692589550366.jpg (241.84 KB, 2048x1618, 1692242896738129.jpg)

>>1671298
How dare you call that Bara

No. 1671317

>>1671301
No gay man I know draws that as far as I know, but if they secretly do, I suppose it was very kind of them to not expose me to this shit.

No. 1671323

>>1671315
I kind of understand the appeal of bara, if you're into 2D men but don't particularly care for twinks and cute guys and like more muscular manly looking guys they sort of got you covered.

No. 1671325

File: 1692589816801.jpg (80.18 KB, 850x1174, __snorlax_original_and_1_more_…)

>>1671317
I'm looking at snorlax rule 34 and they've all made him a fat soy uncute doctor except for this and im disappointed

No. 1671328

>>1671323
Most bara art makes them obese with beer bellies rather than muscular

No. 1671330

File: 1692590186690.png (Spoiler Image,240.4 KB, 668x833, 1692456817815887.png)

>>1671328
That isn't bara though that's just the chub chasers.

No. 1671331

>>1671312
>>1671314
I've seen too many moids who make fat furry porn also make cub porn so I'm doubting you on that
>and are not going to hurt you kek
Well I'm 27, so I'm not really worried about pedo moids hurting me

No. 1671333

>>1671331
What thee fuck is cub porn

No. 1671335

>>1671333
Very young furries or cartoon animals, cubs are baby bears so they all just get called cubs when the furry animal cartoons are young, it's like lolicon/shotacon for furfags

No. 1671339

>>1671335
Oh well I'm nowhere near those spaces.

No. 1671340

>>1671325
Is that Tony the Tiger

No. 1671344

Despite being born female I think I was socialized as male because I grew up on 4chan (started browsing when I was 13) and didn't have any other friends.

No. 1671345

>>1671344
You weren't socialized AS one, you just socialized with them.

No. 1671349

>>1671340
Your mutha

No. 1671355

File: 1692591400893.jpg (23.57 KB, 320x240, 4419ac9a587161b447ebf24af827eb…)

>>1671344
I'm sorry you had too see so many fucked up shit nona, I know I sure did but at least I'm desensitized to a lot of shocking things.

No. 1671356

I don’t believe in prayer but can you guys like send vibes or wishes or something that my father doesn’t get parole next week please. I don’t think he will but I’m so worried about it I feel like puking kek

No. 1671359

>>1671356
Absolutely.

No. 1671362

File: 1692591846275.jpg (92.62 KB, 792x500, 1690850746780.jpg)

>>1671356
manifesting for you nonnie

No. 1671368

>>1671359
>>1671362
Thank you nonnas ily

No. 1671373

Some people really go to other countries just to look at stores.

No. 1671381

Yesterday I had a family outing on a national holiday, so I've spent a lot of time people-watching. I've seen a whole bunch of fat teen-young adult guys that look like the stereotypical neckbeard (half-long greasy bangs, oversized grey/light t-shirt on their pudgy frame, jeans, ugly brown shoes and of course, the fedora) except some of them lacked the beard, and all I could think about is how unaware can they be. Like these are 16-25 year old man, probably spend half their life online. How can they not be aware of the stigma and realize what they look like once they top off their look with that fedora? Is it intentional? It's not even signaling some threatening message like local skinheads, it just signals "I fuck my bodypillow".

No. 1671382

File: 1692594820923.jpg (84.05 KB, 720x720, 1692489312054032.jpg)

Being an adult is pretending you weren't obsessed with fate/ as a teenager and avoiding any adult who still is

No. 1671384

>>1671381
Idk where you live but most of the guys that age that I see are fit and have broccoli hair lol

No. 1671389

>>1671384
Definitely has to do with class and area. I usually see what nona described in my middle class area and wonder the same shit she does. I often drive to hang out in a town full of waspy millionaires and the young white guys there actually take care of themselves, are very muscular, and dress nice. It's like travelling to a different universe. Even the little 14 year old boys there are fit.

No. 1671393

>>1671115
Based kek

No. 1671404

>>1671382
kek I feel this

No. 1671407

File: 1692597232974.jpg (24.39 KB, 640x858, 1690776384122420.jpg)

>>1671404
Solidarity

No. 1671408

>>1671115
Child this is Dani filth

No. 1671412

File: 1692597845482.png (1.25 MB, 880x876, super highschool level down sy…)

I can't get over how fucking ugly these plushies are

No. 1671414

>>1671412
Chibi plushies always look like glue gun felt monstrosities

No. 1671415

>>1671412
all anime/video game plushies involving human bodies look exactly like this. just look at any LOZ link plushie

No. 1671416

File: 1692598053749.png (1.3 MB, 1747x595, image.png)

>>1671414
Some of them look okay, I think the last set they did were genuinely cute and I usually like gift's plushies (see here >>1670285 )
But these are just fugly.

No. 1671419

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>>1671415
Idk the ones that koreaboos make usually slay. If they tried something more like this they would be nicer.

No. 1671424

File: 1692599503630.png (830.76 KB, 735x856, patrick bateman nya.png)

>>1671419
I thought these were from a chinese pattern? But yeah agreed the korean/chinese ones are much cuter.

No. 1671425

>>1671424
The hair threading in this is kind of off putting but yeah the general pattern of it is really cute and likable. Idk the ethnicity of origin, just that they're koreaboos because I always only see k pop boy versions of them. If they had a more discernable thinning from cheek to shoulder (not necessarily a neck but some definition) instead of being shaped like thumbs they'd be pretty perfect for what they are

No. 1671426

>>1671345
That's a better way to describe it, it's not as if I was immune to female socialization irl growing up either. But I think I internalized some toxic male social tendencies which I'm trying to unlearn.
>>1671355
Thanks nona, sending you hugs. Funny enough I never seen CP while I used that site. It was only when I started using LC that I was exposed to CP for the first time.

No. 1671428

>>1671426
Yeah its different to 'socialize' with people online vs the way you are treated irl, entirely different. This is why so many terminally online people are jaded and have no idea how to behave, moreso with 4chan alter egos. You were exposed to it and felt like you had to adhere to it but it had no bearing on the way you were perceived irl.

No. 1671447

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tnight I was sad so I cried and then adter crying I felt better, so it was a good night

No. 1671450

>>1671426
You're lucky in that regard and it's only because it has more moderation, lc is slow and the same men you were reading the posts of are the types that spam cp here

No. 1671457

>>1671301
me in heaven with Niko and Becky

No. 1671473

nonnies nonnies I should be asleep I cantt

No. 1671490

File: 1692606276353.png (42.21 KB, 143x134, 1661841783120.png)

>>1671473
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

No. 1671491

>>1670861
reminds me of cc's biochan

No. 1671493

Me having a kink for mad doctors performing fucked up experiments on me when I was a teenager…now I'm a biomedicine student and throwing up at the cringe of that because unprofessionalism!

No. 1671494

is it normal that guys wanna suck your boobs like an infant? my ex was really into it and grabbed my boobs often too, allthough he did have bad mommy issues. his mom had bpd and acted like a 12 year old when things didnt go her way, it's the reason we broke up actually cause i'm not dealing with that lol

No. 1671495

What does that Lana del Rey song say? I don't want to ruin it by trying to google it. Chimny whimny shimny chimnuuzyuyy wanna get highhh

No. 1671496

>>1671494
No they could just be brainrotted by porn.

No. 1671498

I want to buy Pusheen plushies because I'm a loser but my mother is gonna be so disappointed.

No. 1671499


No. 1671511

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>>1671495
Kek is it this one? A&W? I think the Jimmy Jimmy cocoa puff part is from an old nursery rhyme

No. 1671517

>>1671511
Swear to God that bitch was saying Jimmy shimmnylemnueywnnnuuwannagethigh

No. 1671518

File: 1692608776206.png (54.25 KB, 770x391, Screenshot (22286).png)

>>1671517
Yeah I think she's kinda slurring the lyrics a bit on purpose kek, she also says this at one point, this parts the best imo but honestly I'm obsessed with this whole song

No. 1671527

>ONS(?) with hot guy on Friday night
>forget my wallet over there by accident
>on Saturday with a different guy I'm trying to get serious with and we wanted to run an errand
>couldn't find my wallet check my texts and hot guy is immediately offering to run it over to me
>make scrote 2 wait in the house while I run out to scrote 1 in the parking lot
Biggest adrenaline rush of my fuckin life I need to get my shit together in a big way. I'm happy scrote 1 is nice and just immediately ran it over to me but I feel worse than the time I accidentally left my keys in my front door

No. 1671564

>>1670501
You can force your platonic love to work a little romantically even though it's not romantic kek

No. 1671580

File: 1692616181035.jpg (20.47 KB, 398x386, tumblr_fb596a2ed3269f116f459ac…)

>masturbate to thoughts of feet multiple times recently
>sex drive lowers so i do it less
>think about feet every time
>it feels way better and im content with doing less

No. 1671581

>>1671580
You are porn braining yourself. Soon you can only get off to Frodo’s hairy hobbit feet.

No. 1671584

>>1671581
Ew, nona, to imply I'd allow thoughts of ugly moid feet in my head…

No. 1671590

>>1671580
A footfag girly, how rare. I say embrace your uniqueness weirdo

No. 1671591

File: 1692617623208.jpg (155.29 KB, 660x990, funny-salad12.jpg)

I accidentally stumbled into the Dog Hate Thread and holy shit I cannot stop laughing.

No. 1671593

>>1671591
Isn't that thread full of stories of children and old people getting mauled? Is that really worth a google image search of "woman laughing"?

No. 1671594

>>1671593
I'm sorry but a good chunk of the of the posts there made me laugh so hard.

No. 1671600

>>1671590
I'll wear it like a badge of honour, thank you for your support

No. 1671601

>>1671594
Damn I just checked it out for the first time in months and wtf, the nonnies in there are insane, I hope they stay in there and don't roam elsewhere on lc

No. 1671602

>>1671600
No problem, keep shining strong you crazy autists.

No. 1671607

>>1671600
As you should nona, good for you

No. 1671608

>>1671602
Not that I'm mad but why'd you reply for me lol

No. 1671609

>>1671608
Free country

No. 1671610

>>1671609
Very true, excellent point

No. 1671649

>>1671601
>, I hope they stay in there and don't roam elsewhere on lc
Too late for that anon

No. 1671652

>>1671580
listen to your body

No. 1671655

>>1671649
Yeah I kept creeping the thread and there was one anon who kept saying she wants to curbstomp the dogs and I distinctly remember a curbstomp nona in the vent thread and it seemed like her, also the anon saying she hopes cats die seems awfully similar to the sperg wishing death on some anons cat in the unpopular opinion thread about a month ago. Some of the nonnies here seem very unsocialized and weird (in a bad way not a good weird)

No. 1671658

File: 1692623901806.jpeg (64.09 KB, 640x626, 63ffe60ed00c2.jpeg)

i will not discuss politics on cow threads i will not discuss politics on cow threads i will not discuss politics on cow threads i will not di

No. 1671661

>>1671658
give me your thoughts anon, you are safe here

No. 1671664

File: 1692624113279.jpeg (143.68 KB, 550x688, hug.jpeg)

>>1671658
stay strong!!

No. 1671666

File: 1692624414647.jpg (32.91 KB, 500x500, 6pv84n.jpg)

>>1671661
I just think it's retarded of me to consider it, since I have no way of knowing if anonymous people are speaking in good faith or if they're just insane or not. Also I hate arguing.

No. 1671669

File: 1692624784777.jpeg (8.64 KB, 168x168, images.jpeg)

>>1671664
i have to choose peace

No. 1671670

>>1671666
that's fair, don't beat yourself up though for considering it. a lot of people do use the opportunity of being anonymous to be maximum retarded

No. 1671674

File: 1692625208640.jpeg (69.3 KB, 700x368, IMG_6009.jpeg)

>>1671666
We are all more or less insane. Insane in the membrain, insane in the brain.

No. 1671675

>>1671674
Awww look at those little piggies

No. 1671677

File: 1692625687959.jpg (561.45 KB, 1300x955, 1626094227991.jpg)

Why can't she be real arghh

No. 1671689

>>1671674
did they put a flower on that cat's butthole irl

No. 1671691

>>1671677
Who is the artist?

No. 1671692

>>1671691
hattersarts

No. 1671694

>>1671692
Thank you

No. 1671697

sorry this is cute and makes me happy, too busy hanging with my mumsy and cranking this

No. 1671698

File: 1692627653389.jpg (97.51 KB, 1170x876, wdcskihsichubsiduhb.jpg)

my friend has been in college 1(one) day and she already has beef with another classmate

No. 1671699

My hands are as long as an iPhone 14 Plus! LONG fingers. Every moid I've dated, I've had longer hands than them.

No. 1671701

>>1671698
this beef you speak of, what flavour is it?

No. 1671702

>>1671689
I don’t think so. I think it’s a emoji sticker to censor the cat butt

No. 1671704

>>1671699
god i wish i were you. i have such smalls hands that even when i went full schizo over some retarded argument and posted hand to prove i wasnt a moid i didnt get called a troon, kek. They suck and are useless.

No. 1671711

>>1671698
I dunno, man, maybe they deserve it. I've seen a lot of insufferable people at college, or your friend is the insufferable one I dunno.

No. 1671714

>>1671701
the flavour is "girl is annoyed that my friend disagreed with her opinions and it sets her off bc now when another girl had a breakdown from homesickness, my friend tried to comfort her but the other girl yelled that she should be strong and there's no need to comfort her".

No. 1671715

>>1671494
i like to have my boobs sucked but it usually means they have mommy issues

No. 1671717

>>1671711
i don't think she's insufferable, she's made other friends, so it can't be that she has worse demeanour when she's not around me.

No. 1671737

File: 1692629947031.jpeg (84.05 KB, 612x612, lipstick cigs.jpeg)

late to noticing these exist but LOL
so cringe it's cute

No. 1671754

File: 1692631327469.jpg (355.2 KB, 468x699, uptown-girls-uptown-girls-5923…)

I watched Uptown Girls last night and remembered how badly I used to want this dress. Actually, I wanted Molly's entire wardrobe lol

No. 1671782

>>1671699
How long are your fingers? I also have pretty long hands but the palm-to-finger ratio is what really matters imo. My hands are 18.5cm, palms are 10cm. No, I'm not a male/tranny, I just have really big hands. I played the piano as a kid and my teacher was obsessed with how long my fingers were for a girl, kek.

No. 1671823

I can't believe I used to think I would never choose to have children (although not because I dislike them). Nowadays being mom is one of my biggest goals and I have baby fever at least twice a week.

No. 1671832

>>1671823
why would you bring children into this world

No. 1671836

>>1671832
nayrt cause it's biological innit. I was the same ngl now all I want is a daughter to teach all of the wisdom
lesson 1 is moids ain't shit, then go from there

No. 1671841

>>1671836
how dumb, just jack off to some genshit guys and move on. Or get a cat, why bring a child to this fucked up world that shows no sign of getting better.

No. 1671846

>>1671841
Some posts stay true to this thread

No. 1671848

>>1671841
sorry are you a zoomer or a moid? this doomer shit is pretty immature. ask your ancestors when they were going through wars, famine and actual harships why they bothered. I'm sorry but you are either young or a fucking idiot.
> jack off to genshit guys and move on
zoomer coomer confirmed kek
> jack off to genshit guys and move on
> JACK OFF TO GENSHIT GUYS AND MOVE ON
> OR GET A CAT
way to meme yourself into actually killing off your family line lmao

No. 1671852

>>1671823
Crazy to me that you can be aspiring to be a mom but also on lolcow. Like huh. Not really a culture fit there.

No. 1671853

>>1671841
you most likely aren't underage but you sure have the maturity of one regardless of your stance on giving birth
>genshit
ugh i'm cringing. no hate to husbandochans but there's nothing less attractive than drawings least of all those i mean why couldn't you have said to use her imagination instead it's so much more based and not coombrained, there's more to life than that but you know…

No. 1671854

>>1671848
Many because they got raped, what a retarded question. Anyway I wish we died off instead, it’s not doomer to recognize that humans suck ass

No. 1671856

File: 1692637168260.jpg (83.83 KB, 508x601, Cow Dog Costume.jpg)

Oh my gosh guys, please don't argue. The wanting kids thing was just a little offhand thought I was having and I don't want it to end up derailing the thread kek. Look at this cowdog and chill out.
>>1671852
When I was new I used to feel bad for the children when I saw farmers saying they were having kids, but I've realized over time that a lot of us are (somewhat) regular women who lead mundane or even fulfilling lives.

No. 1671857

>>1671853
so anyway, ignoring the bait, I also wanna have kids. one, at least. a daughter or gtfo, fucking hate to raise a moid

No. 1671858

>>1671852
ikr? any woman who posts on an anonymous imageboard is sterilized by alien microwaves everybody knows that

No. 1671861

File: 1692637484503.jpg (81.77 KB, 1279x1279, Cow-Cat-Shirts-for-Sphynx-Cat-…)

>>1671856
nice costume

No. 1671863

File: 1692637613748.gif (169.71 KB, 220x220, k.gif)

>>1671848
>>1671853
how pathetic, get a hobby. There is so much good you can do in this world, make music, art, travel, if you like children so much go volunteer in some shelter or some shitty third world country. Having children is purely a selfish act. Your children are going to be born in a world with fucked up moids thanks to the mass consumption of porn, lack of job opportunities thanks to AI and are going to end up as depressed and derranged(if not more) than zoomies. I cannot understand what goes through the mind of people who know we only live once and instead of using their time doing what differentiate us from animals they go and reproduce like rabbits. Your moidlet son is going to be a derranged coomer and your daughter a pickme retard, and both are going to have the attention span of a goldfish thanks to them growing up watching cocomelon on loop because you have you work 2 jobs to afford the bills of your 1 bedroom appartment in shitholeville while your moid does nothing to help you or the kids.(aggressively childfree meltdown)

No. 1671864

File: 1692637720088.png (312.07 KB, 512x518, hinoony.png)

>>1671863
calm down baby

No. 1671865

File: 1692637852301.jpg (49.81 KB, 650x999, f04424b8209317714a72e3ab493d64…)

w-when did you call get so kawaii,,,baka-chan nonas….,,,kudasai genki onigaishimasoo

No. 1671866

lol

No. 1671867

File: 1692637938611.jpg (68.96 KB, 640x768, tiny croc.jpg)

>>1671857
I would like to have 2. No more than 3 because I feel like after that it get's hard for the parents to properly equally nurture all the kids. I think it would be hard for me to abort if I got pregnant with a boy, but I also see the issues boys have caused in the lives of my older family members and I don't want those problems lol.

No. 1671869

File: 1692638119697.png (192.28 KB, 437x415, 1670987175308.png)

>>1671864
no, i am going to tell them what no one has the ovaries/balls to irl

No. 1671871

File: 1692638334159.jpg (58 KB, 564x564, 84db81e094ca4453ff0b774efb7362…)

I feel like my story is coming alive, I'm thinking about it a lot and it's fun, it's like the feeling when youre in love with a piece of media but you're writing it yourself.
Pretty much stating the obvious here, but it's a newly found passion for me.

No. 1671872

>>1671848
>ask your ancestors when they were going through wars, famine and actual harships why they bothered.
i asked my great grandma when i was a kid and she told me she had to marry or starve & once you get married you never know when you're going to be pregnant again (no birth control). told me to study or i'll have to work in the kitchen all day like her. lmao.

No. 1671873

File: 1692638357702.jpg (749.38 KB, 3024x4032, tinycroc2fornona.jpg)

>>1671867
ayrt and unironically same. sexist? yeah maybe and for a good fucken reason. I'd prefer 0 sons to being sterile but unfortunately we don't have the choice. the men in my life and even vicinity have been shit so idk why they expect us to cape for them. I feel like the womb envy men have is all based on the fact that they would choose sons 10 out of 10 times, cause they want little ~kings~ running around when we want daughters to idk make shit better and potentially DO better through them.
tl;dr girls are awesome boys are smelly and dumb

No. 1671874

>>1671873
girls rule boys drool

No. 1671876

File: 1692638456464.gif (1.65 MB, 498x325, IMG_2428.gif)

>mfw I thought I was cute and based by birthing a daughter but it turns out her existence is dominated by moids

No. 1671882

is this the tranny from the tradthot thread spamming my dear dumbass thread? fuck off moid

No. 1671883

>>1671880
>maybe don't shit down nonas throats for wanting the opposite ne?
i'm ntayrt

No. 1671885

>>1671884
stop shilling your breeder shit in the dumbass shit thread. oh wait~

No. 1671887

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No. 1671892

>>1671884
nta, but don't you see where we're headed? shit's creepy. the sci-fi grade total population control is closer than you think.

No. 1671899

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No. 1671906

File: 1692639353299.jpeg (594.38 KB, 1170x1092, IMG_3391.jpeg)

I am just trying to enjoy some raw egg yolk with my omelette and I keep getting this vivid image in my head. Fuck you liver king you’re disgusting

No. 1671927

proclivities.

No. 1671931

I just realized when people say fess up…it’s short for confession, I’m truly retarded goodbye

No. 1671934

>>1671931
shut up everyone has blind spots!!!

seriously though don't feel bad, it'll happen for the rest of your life and it'll always feel goofy but it's everyone, always lmao

No. 1671939

>>1671861
he is so precious

No. 1671956

I'm a huge cow or child for this but sending violent threats on a burner account to an adult moid who did the same thing to me when I was a child is cathartic. I wouldn't do it to a woman though but moids' feelings aren't real

No. 1671963

>>1671956
don't stop there, commit terroristic acts against him

No. 1671975

>>1671836
I hope you end up getting what you want in life. There are a lot of people having kids who shouldn't, so I just hope the farmers who say they want children will raise them compassionately.
I'm not saying anything to you specifically, but I really dislike when people say they "want to pass down their wisdom" as a reason to have children. Imo children shouldn't be repositories for the knowledge you're so sure is important and best. And they don't listen to you anyways, a lot of times they go through the pain of experience on their own. It sucked being raised by someone who later told me they had assumed they were just going to impart all their wisdom on me and I would listen. Even now in my late 20s I still have to deal with lecture mode.
I don't know, I just hope that when people want children, it's because they want to nurture something and see the new person that's going to emerge. Not because they want a legacy to their mind and experiences.

No. 1671977

>>1668216
Isn’t that what the sailors had? Sorry I don’t mean to be rude and I hope you’re ok now nonnie but scabies sounds like such an old fashioned illness and I swear it is what the sailors had for being too long out at sea

No. 1671978

>>1671977
nayrt. you're thinking about scurvy. scabies is a rash caused by mites.

No. 1671981

I spent ages 18 - 23 dating a porn addict who could hardly maintain an erection and didn’t satisfy me at all. Although I didn’t enjoy sex with him because he was essentially pushing rope every time, that didn’t matter to me. All that mattered was that I was satisfying him. The physical prime of my life, I’ll never be that beautiful again. It was all wasted on a guy who’d rather watch 8+ other men run a train on an obese woman in the back of a truck (an actual video I found on his device). I should have just spent that time alone, at least I wouldn’t have ended up self harming that way.

Yes, mr “i would rather watch 8 men fuck a woman I’ve never met one after the other than have passionate loving sex with my girlfriend”, made me so miserable and insecure that I slashed the top of my thighs with a razor. I still have the scars to this day. I’ll never live it down.

No. 1671983

>>1671927
that word is fire

No. 1671985

>>1671978
omg sorry I’m an idiot. I should google before I talk out of my arse next time

No. 1671997

i sometimes wonder if my cat ever wanted to be a mama and how she was never given the choice to be one because she's fixed though i doubt it she probably would sit on her babies until they stopped meowing because she's a psychotic leech

No. 1671998

>>1671754
she was so cute rip

No. 1672002

All porn is centred to the male gaze so time to draw my own

No. 1672003

>>1671981
who and wherever you are i promise i find you beautiful. "prime of your life" is a male-centred term and means nothing.

No. 1672009

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unironically how my body and face dysmorphia makes me feel but even uglier

No. 1672010

Is posting a drag queen reaction gif a good enough reason to report someone? It feels like it should be

No. 1672011

>>1672010
Dramatic newfag. People have been posting those for years here.

No. 1672012

>>1672010
I mean, you could try reporting for cringe/integration kek

No. 1672014

>>1671981
Lmao 18-23 as the prime of life what a meme. IMO women become most beautiful after 30, I can’t wait. Also would like to note that you’re still making it about the men when you focus on your looks like that instead of knowing yourself and your pleasure

No. 1672017

>>1671495
Jimmy jimmy cocoa puff. Bitch fell off so hard after 2016. Most of her lyrics are like this since then.

No. 1672022

can't wait to be an old hag absolutely strumming my pussy like a guitar bc i don't cater my experience of pleasure to the male gaze

No. 1672025

>>1672011
nta but those kind of gif replies come straight from gen z twitter and are cringe as hell if they’re used here

No. 1672028

>>1671981
>18-23
>prime of life
to pedos, maybe

No. 1672030

>>1672025
Ah I'm out of touch and haven't visited here since 2016.

No. 1672034

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party

No. 1672036

It took two years waiting for this piece of shit and it sucks that bad

No. 1672039

>>1672014
You're going to have wrinkles after 30

No. 1672042

I want a pomeranian….I saw the cutest, roundest, fluffiest pomeranian the other day and now I need one

No. 1672048

>>1672039
wrinkles!?!?!? oh the horror!

No. 1672049

>>1670690
Epstein Barr virus is a herpes virus that 95% of the population Carrie’s antibodies for

No. 1672052

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nonnies I need your wisdom. I am going to turn 22, never had a boyfriend, still a virgin. I dont mind though, however i met a really cool guy and i know he has feelings for me, but i dont know if i should persue him and start dating or not. He's very average looks-wise, i dont find him that attractive honestly(not fat/ugly, actually going to the gym, just not my type), but he's hilarious and a really nice person. We are besties rn, and he's the only person that i actually like seeing and that after i rejected him didnt become bitter/pushy. He's the only moid who hasnt tried to violent me so far, which is a sad realization actually. Anyways, what should i do? I am unsure about my feelings, sometimes i do get horny and i think ''yup this will do'' and want to jump on him, but also i feel like there is a 50/50 chance i might regret it after, and i dont wanna lose his friendship because he's so fun to be around and 'compliments' my more introverted personality, but also he started to grow on me romantically lately, although i dont know if its just the horny.

No. 1672053

>>1672039
so what

No. 1672060

I thought today was sunday. I fucked up real bad.

No. 1672065

>>1672030
not to get /meta/ here but during recent hellweek the mods decided that sort of thing doesn't fit with the site culture, although they were talking specifically about drag lingo that's become popularized and didn't specifically say you can't post a drag gif. I think it's silly to care but whatever, not my call.

No. 1672067

>>1672052
> i dont find him that attractive honestly
it's just the horny. try masturbation.

No. 1672071

>>1671998
Seriously. She is so funny, beautiful, and just full of life in that movie, and watching it is bittersweet. Knowing she is gone makes my heart ache.

No. 1672076

>>1672042
For some reason I have seen a lot of pomeranians in Varna, Bulgaria.

No. 1672077

>>1672052
Don't. You'll ruin your friendship with him and if you ever just want to be friends, it'll be impossible with him. Get some sex toys nonnie.

No. 1672081

If we shed 100 hairs a day how do we have hair left?

No. 1672090

I shaved my legs for the first time in a long time and they’re so smooth it’s disgusting haha

No. 1672092

>>1672052
Yeah, I agree with other nonnies. Being a kissless virgin at 22 is NOT a bad thing lol, that is a stupid scrote mentality dw about it. Being attracted to your partner shouldn't be something you compromise on. Be grateful for the new good friend, keep an eye on him, and don't get caught up in bitter what-ifs. If he really is a good guy, you can help firm up your friendship by talking girls with him to try and help him get a date with someone more compatible.

No. 1672096

>>1672077
once i move i am getting one kek
>>1672092
i am not ashamed, at this point i even debate if its worth it to lose my sorcerer status for a man, i was just unsure if i really did like it or if its the horny hitting like every month, but other nonnies are right its probably just the horny and the idea of him being the only man that hasnt been an asshole so far and seems to genuinely like me. thansks everyone

No. 1672097

I cant stop watching these weird furry vlogs from 09', they are strangely comfy.
>tfw will never socialize with my frens in a small weeb cafe in the 00s and see two guys in rat costumes barge in

No. 1672103

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>>1671058
We have our own court shows, including one that featured an episode about weeaboos/cosplayers (in carneval/goth/pre-scene tier outfits) killing somebody in order to steal his money and open a manga cafe(? it's been a while). Containing lines such as
>I've wanted to be a manga ever since I was little
>Manga means truth
>I didn't beat him to death, that wouldn't have been the manga way

No. 1672109

Even when they're being loud, girls and women are overall quieter and easier for me to drown out. It's like men purposefully scream constantly so you're forced to hear their conversations no matter how hard you drown them out. Women and girls just kind of chatter.

No. 1672117

I wonder how cement-chan is doing

No. 1672118

>>1672109
I've been going to the beach/riverside lately and it's always the male children yelling and screaming at the top of their lungs just for the sake of it, while the only times I hear girls scream is if they're scared or actually doing something like jumping into the water. Some dudes' speaking voice can be heard across half the area. They're also more commonly the ones bringing obnoxious speakers to blast their music, today some girls were blaring heavy bass music but that is rare.

No. 1672123

>>1672118
Dudes perform for other dudes and women they can potentially fuck because that’s their nature. It’s weird. Women can be attention seekers too hence lolcow’s but for overall men that is in their nature. Especially trying to impress other dudes

No. 1672127

>>1672118
I have to take public transportation for work, and it's always ALWAYS the men/teenaged boys practically yelling the entire fucking time for no reason, while with women and girls, even the obnoxious stereotypical loud latina/black women are quieter. They might get excited and say something louder, but rarely is it yelling like with men. It drives me insane, preteen and teen scrotes are the worst, because they're still going through puberty doing that shit. Nails on a fucking chalkboard, I'm so glad I'm not in highschool anymore.

And don't even get me started on their need to play music loudly. Sometimes they'll even sing/rap along. How much attention does one human possibly need?

>>1672123

That's literally all there is to them, huh? I wish they'd be like peacocks and at least be nice to look at, but they're just downright refusing to do that now.

No. 1672129

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>>1670970
I would like to see a painting of this , I asked AI to recreate this poetry I don’t think it understood

No. 1672130

I think Kanye new wife is a feeder. Everytime they're out he's eating, she also dresses in very little to show off her smaller form while Kanye dresses in ways to make him look fatter.
She loves feeding him to fatness

No. 1672137

I wish male sexy clothes was a thing, even gay moids cannot come up with clothes that look sexy in men without it being cringe worthy or crossdressing(puke)

No. 1672143

I wish one of the singers who have been in the industry (Madonna, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, etc…) for a long time would write a book exposing everything they've seen and all the milk they have on other celebs, and then release it right before they die. Will literally never happen but it would be great.

No. 1672150

I drew a possum I can’t stop looking at it I love possums

No. 1672159

>>1670970
Never saw a post so dangerously close between utter stacy and moid post.

No. 1672160

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>>1672159
i dont think men like that though, otherwise there would a shit ton of porn of it. there isnt(i have checked)(spoiler this shit next time)

No. 1672171

California is being attacked by all four elements due to being modern day Sodom

No. 1672176

It's so funny when fashion influencers do "office" outfit inspo and it's clear they've never worked in an office a day in their life

No. 1672178

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all i am is not the nta anon

No. 1672183

>>1671580
Please please come back online and share what makes feet sexy to you

No. 1672184

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>>1672178
Who axed

No. 1672185

>>1672160
>>1672159
>not knowing it's some creep failure male trying to shitpost

No. 1672187

>>1671609
>>1671608
This interaction is crazy

No. 1672189

>>1672185
is it though? i want to believe there is another female weirdo out there who shares my weird kinks

No. 1672191

The fact that so many women thirst over Thom Yorke proves that any theory incels have is wrong. I bet if no one knew who he was and just posted a picture of him on a 4chan rate thread they'd all be telling him it was over, but just by virtue of being a good songwriter and talented musician, plenty of women find him cute and attractive. Misogynists can seethe. If women don't like you, it's just because you're boring and insecure

No. 1672192

>>1672011
No the fuck we haven't

No. 1672194

>>1672189
>admitting to thinking rape is hot
You're pathetic and coomers like you should just larp on 4chan instead of making us read your disgusting bullshit

No. 1672199

>>1672194
men cant get raped by women though

No. 1672203

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>>1672189
ME ME ME ME ME
>>1672194
Clearly you've never been to /g/

No. 1672207

It's so funny how even female coomers have to sperg about their 'kinks' outside of their assigned spaces and subject everyone else to it when they didn't fucking ask, just like men

No. 1672209

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>>1672203
i wish there was more content of it nonita, i draw my own but i am still fucking bad at it. But it does keep me motivated to get better at art though.

No. 1672218

if I was smart enough to make a thread it would be for talking about mom relationships cause fuck navigating my mother is tough and I know every woman suffers the same with it cause she does a lot for me and so I love her but also she is crazy and toxic af

No. 1672222

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>>1672207
my fetish is qte junkie guys being so desperate for a hit they agree vehemently to sleep around with really old fat women for a small price. I like the idea of these women also being powerfull, either by their own or wifes of rich guys having an affair(think of that episode of its always sunny where dennis gets pimped by frank to old women). I also like the idea of male prostitution in general, i want to take a dumb homeless guy and pimp him around and then when he complains i beat him into an inch of his life, eventually we fall in love and retire in some country where i can launder all the money i earned pimping guys to fat rich women and live happily ever after. the end

No. 1672223

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I genuinely really want a pair of the croc heels (aka the siren clogs). They're cuter when they're actually worn.

No. 1672224

>>1672218
there's one on /g/

No. 1672228

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>>1672222
BASED I WANT TO PIMP OUT DRUGGY BOYS SO BAD

No. 1672233

>>1672222
Some nonnies are so creative.

No. 1672234

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I love how you think you're going to trigger other anons by acting pornsick outside of /g/ when you just make yourselves look desperate for attention

No. 1672242

>>1672234
It is called shitposting

No. 1672250

>>1672234
Nobody would've said anything if you didn't complain about it tbh

No. 1672253

I want to get brainrot over this anime but the characters are all technically minors and some zoomer is gonna call me a nonce or some shit even though this is 2D drawings and 13-15-year-old me would be creaming her pants and this is her talking
I miss old days

No. 1672255

>>1672253
do it anyway

No. 1672256

>>1672222
what would be your pimp outfit nonna?

No. 1672259

File: 1692662854619.gif (580.1 KB, 395x327, billy.gif)

>>1672234
I also like the idea of taking a nerdy guy, prefeerably one that's eltingville club levels of consoomer and trade him rare collectables for sexual favors. In this fantasy i am like a female comic book guy from the simpsons so ugly and fat(irl i am pretty muscular cuz i lift which sucks because i like irl nerdy guys but they dont deserve me) so anyways they would want like idk some rare game and they would have to do a bunch of favors for it because they are nerds and while a junkie is roughly 50 usds if they are cute a nerd is probably less than 20. Eventually it would scalate because they are nerds so they need their dopamine rush of getting rare bing bing wahoo rare game, so they would end up doing more extreme shit like getting trashy tattos, their nips pierced, wearing collars, etc until he's completly trashy and unrecognizable from his dork days. Eventually you get bored of him and move on to a new cuter nerd guy while you pimp him out to ugly fat desperate men/women on comic cons rooms.

No. 1672265

>>1672259
This is based, reminds me of the business man to bimbo pipeline fetish anon

No. 1672267

>>1672234
My pornsick fantasy is just the pig punching stacy pasta.

No. 1672270

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>>1672256
i like this one but in purple/pink. Since i would be a popular rich pimp i would ask a tailor made one with cowprint pattern so my nonnies in need of cute junkie guys/corrupted nerds can find me

No. 1672275

>>1672270
nice, great taste nonna

No. 1672277


No. 1672278

>>1672250
Pornsick loser autistic girls incapable of socializing without inserting their hypersexual speshul interest into everything are like children, and no its been going on for awhile already

No. 1672282

>>1672278
>pornsick
But porn of cute boys being raped by based girls doesn't even exist, nonny….

No. 1672284

>>1672278
you're out of your mind. horny autistic women are the best.

No. 1672290

>>1672282
I wish it did…

No. 1672291

>>1672278
Do you know what the Streisand effect is. All this whining is honestly more annoying

No. 1672293

>>1672284
Stinky neets with 98°F hitachi wands congealing on their nightstand so active in the evening

No. 1672294

>>1672291
>all the whining
Yeah im sure a few posts telling you to take your coom to /g/ just ails you

No. 1672296

>>1672293
those are the heroes of this board, even the jannies sometimes. watch your mouth.

No. 1672298

>>1672222
shprimp
pshrimp
prishmp
what is that?? whas it caleld

No. 1672299

>>1672293
i will take horny posts over ''my 38yo exboyfriend sends me reels on instagram does that mean he wants me back???'' any day

No. 1672302

>>1672298
called* sorry i missed lol

No. 1672307

>>1672305
I screenshot this before even reading it because I just know it's gonna be good

No. 1672309

>>1672307
repost it, coward deleted it

No. 1672310

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No. 1672311

Anytime I watch Sailor Moon whether it’s Crystal or the 90’s version, it makes me want to believe in true love…sometimes

No. 1672312

>>1672293
Sorry nonna, I discovered the chai app a few days ago and haven't been the same since

No. 1672313

>>1672222
>I like the idea of these women also being powerfull, either by their own or wifes of rich guys having an affair
>also like the idea of male prostitution in general
>pimp him around and then when he complains i beat him into an inch of his life,
Holy shit, holy based, are you me? I like all of that shit so much it's unreal. It's like one of my top fantasies to put my husbandos through, like male prostitution and sex work is one of my biggest loves. Though, in my case I like a fall from grace sort of deal. The guy can't be a homeless druggie or worthless sod, he has to have some kind of respectable status and high moral value and ethics and such but find himself in a situation where he requires money really badly and really desperately. This desperation for money gets so bad he's pushed to the brink of having to do some serious things to get some cash. Hence, a female character (who usually has a hate-crush on him) ends up taking advantage of him first using him for herself before getting tired of him and deciding pimping him out to others. That sugar mama to sugar mama's number one side hoe pipeline is what I like. Drug usage is fine, however, I like it as one of the "ending stages" to his descent into degeneracy or the thing to kick-start it. I think why I love this so much is because it's the ultimate humiliation. There's no going lower than selling your body, it is, if not the greatest form of humiliation in existence. You're reducing yourself to a number and nothing more and your value is dictated by how far you're willing to degrade yourself further than you already are to people who couldn't give less of a shit about you. You're reducing yourself to a object and you're casting away your humanity. People will no longer see you as human. I have a husbando won't say who, too cringe who I imagine for these scenarios a lot because in the series my husbando comes from he's canonically kidnapped by this female character I adore and ship him with who turns him into a security guard against his will and has a canon crush/obsession with. And he's a character who in-universe has a lot of respect directed towards him, and has an extremely high reputation. This female character is the heiress to this giga-corporation and after her father is deleted from existence she's now the owner of the company so now she's rich and powerful, and I can't help but imagine many situations where this male character is down on his luck and needs money so she takes advantage of him, now this male character is extremely chaste, virtuous, and chivalrous so he would never do lewd things but she starts him off doing simple things like dates, which progress into kissing, and then sex, but once it gets to the sex part it gets more and more degrading for the male character and the male character can't help but love it despite himself. Inevitably he accepts his role as her sugar-baby but slowly the female character becomes more and more distant and bored with him and fearing that he's going to lose his meal ticket and his ego being bruised he begs if there's anything he could do which leads to him working under her as a "company escort" and he lowers himself doing progressively more degenerate things and becoming increasingly trashy because her praise and drugs are what keeps him going now that everyone sees him as a object and his friends look at him with pity. He is no longer human and can never return to being one. You're one epic nonnie, I hope you know that.

No. 1672320

>>1672305
i cant stop imagining this being about mario i'm sorry

No. 1672327

>>1672313
I am glad i am not the only one. I cannot see my husbando as anything sexual, but i do like to think about my side hos like that. One of my goals as an artist is drawing a comic of bill dickey basically doing >>1672259 with the guy from the comic shop. He's perfect for that type of plot since he's a prideful ugly nerd.

No. 1672341

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the ebt neets are saving lolcow dot farm one shitpost at a time

No. 1672348

There's this gay couple in a soap opera being aired in my country, I think it might be creating a generation of late bloom fujos.

No. 1672352

>>1672341
Fucking LMAO

No. 1672376

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I have two cute legacy skins in League, the main one being picrel, but I suck at Orianna. I also have winter Neeko but I suck at her only slightly less. If the game gave me winter wonder Soraka that would be great.

No. 1672387

>>1672313
Nonna I love you kek. Thanks for the new fodder

No. 1672388

As much as this makes me sound like a zoomer bihet or whatever I really wish I was more attracted to women or at least didn't have easy dopamine rushes around males.
I'm trying to be febfem but curse this brain for being infatuated easier with men but only finding true love in women but true love doesn't exist

No. 1672390

>>1672376
lol art is so fucking hideous, congrats on your skin or whatever though nons

No. 1672396

Magic really is science that we don't understand yet. I mean there had to be at least one person in the 1500s who wondered what life would be like if they could turn everything they saw into a realistic painting in the blink of an eye. Hundreds of years later, cameras are the most basic thing to exist. As a 5-year-old I used to dream about thinking of a few buzzwords and having whatever image I wanted drawn out in the blink of an eye. Almost two decades later? AI exists. I love "magic" and I'm glad to live in the world where it exists.

No. 1672401

>>1672396
Ok grimes

No. 1672406

>>1672401
Kek I'm out of the loop, what's the lore behind this?

No. 1672408

>>1672406
Lol sorry she just dickrides AI, I was kidding

No. 1672409

freebleeding feels so nice, one of the benefits of working from home

No. 1672411

>>1672396
uh huh, cute ig

No. 1672418

>>1672408
Kek no need to apologise nona
Plot twist: I'm Grimes lurking on lolcow dot farm

No. 1672421

I bought a dress in 3 different sizes because you know how it can be ordering online and instead of sending me that they sent me it in 3 different colors. I am beyond pissed

No. 1672428

>>1672418
Thaths cwathy

No. 1672432

this is going to sound unhinged as fuck and i have no idea why i'm like this or where to put this or what to do but my ex broke up with me and i'm pretty normal but i have this extreme urge to stalk him and watch him leave for work in the mornings, mark down lines near his car with chalk to track if he leaves, gets groceries, I don't even want to sleep, just watch him. I even wanted to pull a Kesha on him and.. eat him. Its so strange. I feel like such a moid and the funniest thing is we weren't together very long- passionate yes but not very long. And its been a few weeks since the breakup but I still feel this way. I have even felt homicidal at another woman getting in the way of my last bf (to the point i would stalk her and eventually i ended up with him anyways, that was highschool, this was my 1st boyfriend and the boyfriend now is my 2nd) but I'm starting to wonder if this is a trait of narcissism or sociopathy? I don't feel like a sociopath but this doesn't feel like a typical- response? Idk lol. and no, I'm not your typical antisocial weirdo, I am quite normal.

No. 1672433

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No. 1672434

>>1672432
neither narcissism or sociopathy or any of those buzzwords. just divine insanity. channel it and express it, he's a moid after all

No. 1672436

>>1672432
someone tell me if I'm being too crazy and I'll delete this. I literally just don't know what to do with these feelings. just ignoring them rn.

No. 1672438

>>1672432
Put down the bath salts

No. 1672441

>>1672436
no leave it up

No. 1672442

>>1672436
Nonnas might be nicer to you in the breakup thread in /g/

No. 1672445

>>1672443
And im the bad guy for kinkshaming you guys. You're scary.

No. 1672446

>>1672445
what was it its deleted

No. 1672448

File: 1692668864434.jpg (87.09 KB, 680x649, dca.jpg)

munchmunchmunch

No. 1672449

>>1672448
these are the killers everyone is afraid off and kill a bazillion people each year?

No. 1672452

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No. 1672453

>>1672452
i would rather kms than involve myself with a 3DPD, we are not the same

No. 1672454

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No. 1672455

>>1672448
Go to bed

No. 1672457

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No. 1672458

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Wwyd

No. 1672460

>>1672457
WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAAAAN?? god i'll never get this pic

No. 1672461

>>1672458
reply him this >>1672432

No. 1672462

>>1672457
Shady af comebacks

No. 1672465

>>1672458
damn then we are the derranged ones

No. 1672466

>>1672457
Those are cute nails

No. 1672467

>>1672460
The girl reading this

No. 1672470

>>1672432
I want to enable you so bad

No. 1672471

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No. 1672472

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I'm noticing like multiple non-farmers on the board right now. The urge to say "go back" is strong.

No. 1672473

>>1672472
why is the seal anggy

No. 1672474

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No. 1672475

>>1672222
The phrimp (pimp shrimp)

No. 1672477

>>1672472
i feel like i'm having a stroke what is going on

No. 1672478

>>1672471
Im so confused

No. 1672480

I'm not sure if this is a reach or not but whenever I see adults in their 30s+ getting into arguments and drama with underage teenagers I start thinking it's mildly pedophilic, if not just immature and retarded. Immaturity is what leads pedos to groom underage kids to begin with. I wouldn't even go near anyone 17-18 at this point so it just baffles me.

No. 1672481

stan twatter memes its so over

No. 1672483

>>1672472
I'm an oldphag and I use shady af comebacks for my own reasons.

No. 1672485

File: 1692670199709.jpg (1.05 MB, 1440x1638, RDT_20230822_11385986022712811…)


No. 1672486

>>1672458
I had a guy tell me shit like this and that he wanted to pay people to fuck me in a forest, men.

No. 1672487

>>1672483
I didn't say you.

No. 1672488

>>1672480
what the fuck is there to debate about with a teenager, you literally win by default just for not being an underage retard

No. 1672489

>>1672485
Hes very beautiful. Thank you.

No. 1672490

File: 1692670675920.png (153.5 KB, 360x352, Neckbeard_%28man%29.png)

>>1672486
>maybe I'll tie u to the bumper of my jeep an set a pile of condome next 2 u

No. 1672492

>>1672480
I get what you mean nona, it’s pretty weird. When I was 14-16 I spent a lot of time in online fandom spaces arguing and getting in drama with people in their 20s and 30s. I was admittedly a little shit at the time but now I’m in my 20s and I couldn’t picture myself getting worked up enough over an obvious kid to argue with them. I wouldn’t even spend time talking to someone that young. I see a lot of kids online in art circles now and I just avoid/mute them and talk with people my own age or above. But I do think the internet removes boundaries that would be there face to face, irl these adults probably wouldn’t be having drama with teenagers I hope

No. 1672493

>>1672490
This picture triggers a deeply vomit inducing reaction within me

No. 1672495

I just scrolled past bowser hentai and he was topping but had an asshole the length of nikacados

No. 1672508

I play with literally every substance that comes out of my vag. Blood clots, discharge, juice, cottage cheese. Not necessarily playing with it like I'm rolling it all into a ball and kicking it around my yard to play soccer, but I will touch it and feel it just to see.

No. 1672509

File: 1692672105757.jpeg (38.17 KB, 747x701, 1648344235751.jpeg)

I think I accidentally deleted a fanfiction I was working on by saving over it with another fanfiction I was working on…

No. 1672510

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>>1672508
diy slime

No. 1672512

>>1672458
Avoid men named Jeremy for the rest of my life probably

No. 1672513

>>1672488
these people are mentally underage retards then kek
>>1672492
literally. not saying the kids aren't annoying in their own right but any adults that choose to interact are teetering on the edge of breaking boundaries and potentially grooming imo

No. 1672514

>>1672508
Are you okay? Like, are you okay?

No. 1672515

>>1672508
I feel like this should be normal, it’s an indicator of health. Especially since your discharge changes due to multiple factors

No. 1672516

>>1670480
They’re dead now. I wish somebody would make a pearl thread, I might do it myself later

No. 1672517

>>1672508
I do this with anything that comes out of me. Weird phlegm, weird snot, discharge – not shit, to be clear. But it's all me, I'm just interested in what I made.

No. 1672518

>>1672517
samefag but I also eat my snot and idc so do not shame dischargenona but shame me for this.

No. 1672519

komadea-chan is multiplying i see

No. 1672520

>>1672509
What were the tags

No. 1672523

OH OH OH OH OHH

No. 1672533

File: 1692674335696.jpg (375.54 KB, 822x1200, tumblr_965424e3e6bdabc68147a32…)

>Long furbies have reached overseas
Damn!

No. 1672534

>>1672518
damn how many pica-chans do we have in here?

No. 1672535

File: 1692674552933.png (176.46 KB, 654x711, accurate meme.png)

>>1672534
I eat q-tips, lolipop sticks and ice cubes on a daily basis.

No. 1672537

File: 1692674776144.jpg (20.42 KB, 350x350, Lollipops-lollipops-30287696-3…)

>>1672535
I once stuck one of these up my butt I can't judge any of you for anything

No. 1672539

>>1672537
Did you have a sticky ass afterwards?

No. 1672542

>>1672539
No it was in a rubber glove or something I was too young for me to remember now

No. 1672548

>>1672542
Glad I’m not having kids. Imagine your young child sticking phallic lollipops with lollipop condoms up their ass. That’s honestly weirder than a kid just sticking it up their ass without a lollipop condom.

No. 1672551

>>1672548
I dont think its weird I think country girls make do. However you quickly learn that they are stiff and make you sore.

No. 1672558

>>1672551
I never stuck anything up my ass as a child wtf are you a tranny

No. 1672561

>>1672548
is this the anti-natal anon from last night? you need to chill kek

No. 1672563

>>1672509
praying for you, i would cry and shit if that happened to me

No. 1672564

>>1672561
Ayrt, idk what anon you’re talking about. I was delirious from heat exhaustion last night and wouldn’t have been able to post here even if I tried.

No. 1672569

>>1672558
I've known many girlies who have put really questionable things in orifices really young but you can't tell stories like that online because moids use it for coom, some of it is hilarious though. I knew a girl who almost lost a pussy lip in the 5th grade because she was trying to cut her pubes and went ham. She was a bitch tho so I wasn't concerned

No. 1672576

>>1672520
Cheating, alcohol, neglectful partner, and unrequited feelings.
>>1672563
I cried a little bit, not gonna lie. I'm gonna re-write it better than ever.

No. 1672599

>>1672563
I thought this was a reply to the anon who stuck a lollipop in her ass for a moment

No. 1672605

>>1672599
kek NTA but I probably would've reacted like that if I tried doing it. I had a lot of shitting problems as a child, still do.

No. 1672608

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>>1672605
Nonnie I'm so sleepy it's right before bed for me and I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes, I am sorry about your shitting problems both past and present

No. 1672619

Just saw child no older than 7 with a makeup filter showing off her braids on Instagram so I went on her page and she's a fashion nova influencer. Lord have mercy. I reported that page but I doubt they will take it down. This kind of stuff gets to me and makes me sad.

No. 1672622

I recently moved and the new place feels like a really nice airbnb rather than a home. I haven't put up any of my photos yet though. I hope it starts feeling more cozy and home-y once I decorate more.

No. 1672623

File: 1692685761765.gif (7.32 MB, 360x640, 34F53500-C6B5-441C-AB9D-1A85F8…)

Im so fucking hungry. I hate the feeling of hunger.

No. 1672626

>>1672608
That toilet looks uncomfortable to sit on

No. 1672694

File: 1692700395044.jpeg (109.74 KB, 540x720, IMG_1469.jpeg)

We as a species should not accept this. It’s sickening how men get away with it.

No. 1672700

>>1672694
I'm not an man-hater, but God men should not be allowed to live past age 35

No. 1672705

Why does my liver ONLY undergo gluconeogenesis after I'm done cooking a meal? Why can't it do that while I'm working and don't have time to eat? It always has to do it after I get the time to finally cook something and then I'm no longer hungry.

No. 1672722

>>1672183
I haven't had any experience with other women beyond kissing. Combine that with turbo autism and you get supercharged attraction to any imaginable part of the female body

No. 1672777

a bitch so delusional, might just make a fake bf and gift myself with roses and jelwery and shit and make it a highlight on insta just so men can't compare (its me, i'll be my own man)

No. 1672783

>>1672694
I always say men could look even slightly better if they kept their brown groomed and dyed ffs

No. 1672793

File: 1692711327529.jpeg (3.46 KB, 225x400, hapihapihapi.jpeg)

miss nonita farmhand returned justice to the land and i took a 10/10 perfect shit, today is going to be a good day !

No. 1672794

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Watching this fatass on tiktok makes me so angry but I can't stop watching because it helps me stick to my diet kek

No. 1672802

try laughing early in the mornings.

No. 1672825

>>1672794
what is her tt? I forget

No. 1672829

>>1672794
omg her nails

No. 1672869

File: 1692715641720.jpg (39.11 KB, 416x398, crochet.jpg)

Idk where, but I just saw some anon say she wish she had more yarn, and nonny I wish I could give you some of mine. I have a bunch of yarn I don't use but I'm slowly working through it.

No. 1672876

>>1672869
Your picrel is so fucking cuuuuuuuuuteeeee kekkk

No. 1672907

File: 1692717789375.jpeg (797.35 KB, 1170x1486, IMG_3123.jpeg)

>>1672794
These threads help too. Some are actually kinda funny too
> gross fat people on tiktok! a thread

No. 1672908

It's so quiet in here but I guess that's not a bad thing, really. Hope you nonnies are enjoying a sunny summer afternoon.

No. 1672911

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i dont understand why people watch vaush,shoeonhead,hontra,hontra's stalker, etc. can anyone try to explain to me why anyone should care about the opinion of such failures? i seriously cannot wrap my head around it. They have no studies as far as i know and are neet failure/coomers, at least petterson is a professor but i dont understand why i should care about the political opinions of these literal whos.

No. 1672912

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I just thrifted a beautiful antique tea cup. Kind of like this one. But since it has colour inside I now realize it might be full of lead that will seep into the hot tea and not suitable for drinking. So nonas what would you do with a fancy tea cup that you can't drink from?

No. 1672913

I wish human enricher were a job. You would just get a text from me saying "Free boba tea coupon any size any flavor if you can find it within your back yard." And then you can go out back and look under bushes or up trees and under rocks until you find it. And then you get to reward yourself with a little treat.

No. 1672914

>>1672912
yolo nonny

No. 1672915

>>1672912
Get a lead test kit, they're not expensive. You could be able to drink from it after all, the one in your pic is really beautiful. But if it does have lead, I would display something that like that in my dining room

No. 1672917

What is the most disturbing thing you've ever seen?

No. 1672918

>>1672917
my dad's masturbating

No. 1672920

>>1672917
It's a tie between a public masturbator at the mall and coming home to find the apartment completely coated in blood after a fight between my father and brother

No. 1672921

>>1672917
anal vore on deviantart when i was 11. objectively not really disturbing but for someone of that age…

No. 1672922

>>1672920
> the apartment completely coated in blood after a fight between my father and brother
do tell more, what happened

No. 1672923

>>1672914
But drinking tea is supposed to make you feel calm, not risky.
>>1672915
Thanks for the tip nona, I will get a test kit!

No. 1672925

>>1672917
Mussolini's corpse

No. 1672927

>>1672925
lmaooo what happened to it he looks like clayface

No. 1672928

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>>1672922
They got in an argument over the tiniest bit of whiskey, cannot stress just how little alcohol this was. My brother chimped out and punched my cat, according to my dad, and then my dad attacked my brother and they had an all out brawl while the cat hid in my bedroom. My brother accidentally punched a window aiming for my dad and the whole window totally shattered and cut up his hand and my dads back and they kept fighting so blood was whipped onto the walls and dripped all over the floor, the trail lead into the bathroom into the sink and the sink was totally filled with blood. I got a call from my dad while I was on a date and he was completely incomprehensible so I had to rush home, when I got there my dad was passed out in his lazy boy covered in blood still holding the whiskey. The worst part was that he was way too drunk to do any cleaning so I had to pick up all the glass and clean up all the blood all by myself while he made stupid jokes at me. The ambulance came and I literally begged them to take him with them because I honestly just wanted some peace and he was so so drunk and clearly injured but they totally ignored me because they'd rather listen to the large intoxicated man saying he's totally find than the "hysterical" young woman who is exhausted and still has hours of cleaning to do.

No. 1672931

>>1672927
NTA but the corpses of he and his female partner were displayed in public and kicked around by civilians.

No. 1672932

>>1672917
My mom when she got drunk

No. 1672933

>>1672931
This, also an old woman shoot his face several times for every son she lost to him

No. 1672935

File: 1692719564596.webm (844.13 KB, 406x720, 1674945769513112.webm)

Whats the zoomer equivalent of 80s cartoons going radical skateboards extreme sportz swood say no to crack, pronouns?

No. 1672936

>>1672933
Based nona

No. 1672937

>>1672935
Pronouns, anything related to autism, being gay, everything is racism

No. 1672939

>>1672928
wow that sucks nonny, hope you and your cat are okay now. Moids are something else jesus

No. 1672940

>>1672931
the woman's face look alright from what i have seen, i am glad they mostly just disfigured the fucker

No. 1672941

>>1672917
When I was a kid, I saw a man driving while having a heart attack, he looked blue and was sweating like crazy, his eyes were extremely dilated, we asked him if we should call an ambulance but didn't answer, I wonder if he survived

No. 1672942

>>1672935
Dunno how to put it into words but this

No. 1672943

>>1672939
My poor boy passed away pretty young, he had a lot of complications related to living in that environment including asthma from my parents smoking and spraying air freshener to cover the smoke scent. He almost fell off a seven story ledge once because my dad refused to put screens in the windows and said the cat "would never" try and get out there. I feel bad for having him in that apartment but it was that or being fed dog food by a drug addict in a shed so I guess the little guy just didn't get the luck of the draw. He was a very sweet man though. Now I live with my husband, the man I was on a date with when that incident happened actually, and our sweet cats.

No. 1672945

>>1672694
Tbh the guy on top looks the same just a lil wrinkled and caught at a bad angle. I think he’s uggo in both though he should dye his hair

No. 1672946

>>1672940
They didn't want to kill her to begin with but she refused to leave and put herself in front of Mussolini and took the first bullet to protect him

No. 1672947

>>1672917
A dead woman lying on the pavement in a pool of blood after jumping from her window. I was like 6 and on my way to the store to get ice cream. On my way back it was just a huge crowd of people, cops, and the puddle of blood but the woman was gone.

No. 1672948

>>1672942
holy shit kek. It's funny how creator driven cartoons nowadays are just on the same level as crappy 80s satam cartoons,, just without the crack episodes.

No. 1672950

>>1672942
What about the in between? The 90s and 2000s had legitimately some of the best cartoons ever made. In the 80s cartoons were totally unregulated and basically commercials like this video states but that changed in the 90s and the result was really unique, off the wall cartoons with a lot personality and vibrant animation.

No. 1672952

>>1672947
That poor woman.

No. 1672955

>>1672950
nta but i think the only thing i can critique about 90s/00s cartoons is the amount of grossout garbage inspired by john k and early cgi animation that looked really bad. I have a softspot for 80s cartoons because i grew up with them despite being a zoomer, and the colorful designs and 80s aesthetic inspired me to draw. Also flash/cgi not being a thing yet forced the studios to put even a slight amoun of effort into the animation. I am heavily autistic(and i wear my badget with honor) so i still watch cartoons, but most of them, despite being made with a more teen/adult audience in mind and having loreshit feel so childish. Even the adult cartoons like Bojack feel so childish to me. At this point if you like animation it's better to just check obscure cartoons from the 00s like mission hill than hope modern writers make something good(they wont).

No. 1672959

>>1672955
I tried so hard to get into Bojack and I just couldn't, I don't get the hype.

No. 1672961

>>1672959
Me neither, and i actually finished it. The garish lol so randum xD twitter humor clashes really badly with what's supposed to be a ''deep'' show. I don't get it.

No. 1672964

>>1672961
Exactly how I felt about it

No. 1672986

>>1672912
maybe keep little nicknacks in there? like jewellery, rings etc.

No. 1672993

>>1672912
i've seen someone make a jewellery+makeup stand out of these sorts of cups and a few plates(like a thing metal pole running thru the plates and cups so the plate forms the base and the cups and saucers are on top)

No. 1672995

File: 1692723806858.jpg (93.8 KB, 670x864, kjzdfvbkerjn.jpg)

>>1672993
samefag, tho do get a lead test done, it'd be a pity to have to drill through it.
(picrel is what i was talking about)

No. 1673004

>>1672907
rattle rattle

No. 1673006

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No. 1673007

>>1672912
Oh damn, my grandmother had tons of those cups. I had been thinking about getting a cup like that from the thrift store recently out of nostalgia, I would've never thought about lead if you hadn't posted this.

Anyway I'd put jewelry in it! Like necklaces in the cup and rings on the plate.

No. 1673008

File: 1692724466281.png (1.98 MB, 1920x1080, 1646182329596.png)

there are so many things i have to do and cannot decide what to do first, kill me

No. 1673017


No. 1673018

>>1672918
seriously anon. that is mentally scarring. did he see you? what the fuck I am so sorry you witnessed that

No. 1673019

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>>1672912
shall we have a tea party nonnie

No. 1673021

>>1673019
I call the lead cup

No. 1673065

>>1672947
2019 ended up not being my year. I ended up seeing four dead bodies, all died young and tragically.

No. 1673100

So sad that my era of gatekeeping and watching a fence is almoat over so that means no more scrolling lolcow for 8+ hrs a day, so sad.

No. 1673103

>>1673100
Almost* also a cloud just went in front of the sun tf

No. 1673107

>>1672917
Um honestly I was pretty abused growing up but nothing really 'distrubing'? I had a gf when I was maybe 6/7 show me porn and tell me stories about sex and all the porn games she used to play on her computer. I ended up playing them too and then favoriting them in my folder and of course my mom found out. She got mad at me and screamed at me about how sex was for adults and never asked about it or how I found it. Looking back, I am quite sure she was abused, she used to tell me her parents didn't care about her playing the games or anything but our conversations never went further than that. Poor girl.

No. 1673115

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>>1673007
Yeah I love the fancy old style because it reminds me of my grandma too, it was sad to learn that old cups aren't safe. https://ceh.org/yourhealth/vintage-dishware-lead/
>>1673019
IDK if this a reference to something but I'd love to have a tea party with nonas irl and talk dumbass shit. New cups only of course.

No. 1673147

>>1672509
Right click → Restore previous version. Unless you're one of those degens writing directly in the AO3 text box…

No. 1673151

there's mosquitos on the river
fish are rising up like birds
it's been hot for seven weeks now
too hot to even speak now
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST HEARD?

No. 1673195

File: 1692733506709.jpg (133.57 KB, 602x1084, F6GUzWIAAzWjy.jpg)

I was arguing with some moid online and another moid shared this graph unironically and I don't even have to look it up to know that this was bullshit and so I checked his profile and his entire account was essentially filled with this, just randomply replying to people with these statistics of Indian and Pakistani guys being very sexually desirable or Indian guys being up white guys, it was honestly kinda depressing in a way.

No. 1673218

File: 1692734460170.jpeg (3.17 MB, 3024x4032, IMG_3533.jpeg)

Monke grab

No. 1673235

>>1673195
why are you arguing with moids online? they're braindead

No. 1673240

>>1673235
That's the thing, our argument was political but respectful(regarding levels of Arab influence in both of our nations), the other moid who spammed his pro-south asian fantasies is what wierded me out

No. 1673241

>>1673195
kek at how latina is placed slightly above white, like that'll prevent people from realizing this chart's been made by an South Asian fail male with a thing for white women.

No. 1673267

My dad yelled at me and told me I need to dress my age if I want anyone to hire me for a better job (am 23). How do 23 year olds dress? Nowdays all I wear is my uniform which is a black shirt and black pants. I choose jeans. They are flared at the bottom but that's all I can find nowadays plus it's comfortable. How do 23 year old girls dress? When I am dressing casually I wear a shirt and pants, I don't know how to explain it. Like jeans or corduroys. And the shirt is just a plain shirt, maybe has stripes or something idfk. And I tuck it in the pants. Is that so bad?

No. 1673282

>>1673267
idk, that sounds fine nona. i'm 25 and i wear hoodies and sweatpants a lot because i'm lazy. like it's not cringy shein polyester anime shit or something. you could ask your dad what he means exactly but he's probably just being a dumb man. depending on your line of work maybe switch the black jeans for slacks? i've had older people talk shit about wearing jeans in more professional settings.

No. 1673283

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>>1673282
I asked him, he told me not to play dumb. I think he's in a bad mood but when I asked him he said he's angry that I'm acting stupid. I am not wearing slacks if I am on my feet all day and having to sometimes put my knees on the floor. It isn't a sitting down type of job.

No. 1673288

new kristin dropped

No. 1673289

>>1673288
WRONG FUCKING THREAD sorry

No. 1673293

>>1673288
Hell yeah. I’m going to miss Lingy though

No. 1673294

>>1673289
You can delete posts within 30min if you mispost, dearest nonna.

No. 1673296

>>1673283
ur dad sounds like a bitch, who berates someone like that just bc they're mad. sounds like he wanted a reason to be angry at someone and is picking on you. sorry this is happening. you sound like you dress fine to me.

No. 1673298

>>1673267
Your dad doesn't know what he's talking about, flat out.

No. 1673299

>>1673241
I think biggest proof is Indian women being so low.

No. 1673333

I want to smoke and my boss knows I smoke and he gives me a ride home but I've never smoked with him and I want to smoke but I'm still waiting for him to be done work and I'm wondering if I should just go so i can smoke or what to do (yes its weed, yes its legal in my country, hes just a boomer and he's not FOR it but he's not against it)

No. 1673334

File: 1692739626706.jpg (55.29 KB, 640x450, i am an failure.jpg)

My 2 decades of anachanning has finally caught up with me. I broke my softest bone due to chronic lack of calcium (it was my shinbone). I broke it in a dumb way too: I was too lazy to get a hammer to push in a loose nail on the wall so I just kicked it and ended up breaking myself instead. Fuck. These last few days in the hospital has convinced me to finally recover. I don't wanna be Nonny McSoftbones anymore

No. 1673337

>>1673267
What? I'm 22 and thats also how I dress. I feel like flared pants ans a Tshirt are normal? What

No. 1673338

>>1673334
That broke your bones?? I'm long past my anachan days but holy shit that's scary. Time to take my calcium.

No. 1673339

>>1673334
Sorry samefag as >>1673338 but i hope you do feel better nonnie and i wish you luck on your journey in recovery.

No. 1673344

>>1673195
> Indian and Pakistani guys being very sexually desirable
Disgusting. They are the worst breed of scrotes

No. 1673378

I just realized my farts sound exactly like my grandmothers, I don’t know how I feel about this…

No. 1673380

One of my GFs is back in China and messaged me off of a VPN and it is so fucking cute. She was like "I'm sorry fot responding slow, i am in china using a VPN" and it warms my heart that she goes out of her way to do that for me.
Women love >>>>>>>>

No. 1673383

>>1673380
>one of my gfs
>one of
Share…

No. 1673389

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>>1673380
>one of my gfs

No. 1673390

>>1673380
um anon are you two-timing?

No. 1673393

I want to post myself because I am so pretty but everyone will think I have an online following or stole the pictures but I really want to out how schizo I am because I am also cannibal nona and break up 11 year relationship and in love with me nona………

No. 1673394

>>1672619
jesus fucking christ wake up parents

No. 1673396

>>1673393
do it and delete it i am curious cannibal-chan

No. 1673399

>>1673396
What if ban

No. 1673404


No. 1673405

>>1673399
use a free vpn

No. 1673420

>>1673334
How do you know what your softest bone is? Did a doctor tell you that?

No. 1673422

Who is down to trib

No. 1673423

>>1673405
>>1673404
>>1673396
ok I'm going to do it but you have to be HERE.

No. 1673424

File: 1692742763870.gif (254.89 KB, 500x401, tumblr_n9rsnjgwce1rml4zno1_500…)


No. 1673426

>>1673423
just delete the pic before 30 minutes.

No. 1673427

>>1673426
I can't wait to get fucking meme'd on.

No. 1673428

File: 1692743012021.jpg (43.82 KB, 315x332, imalesbianintothat.jpg)

>>1672267
Post it

No. 1673431

>>1673423
Don't be retarded and don't listen to other retarded anons. If you post you're face here, someone will screenshot it and repost it, and you will probably get posted on other male image boards.

No. 1673432

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No. 1673434

>>1673433
This was the ugly moid I broke my heart to. Oof.

No. 1673435

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>>1673433
I dont get it

No. 1673437

>>1673431
Kek, you were too late. But she maybe doesn't care about it.

No. 1673438

>>1673428
It's funny how all the losers come out of their lonely caves like roaches to make fun of us roided muscle-crackhead enjoyers.
I'm feeding my pig carcinogenic protein dust by the spoonful and he let's me punch him in the jaw because he's too poor to buy his own MEGA BIG-BOY PROTEIN EXTRAVAGANZA CHUM BUCKET from Decathlon. I don't have to worry about when to dump him because his heart will give up on him before I do.
You will be buying diapers for skinnyfat faggot with your own retirement money in a couple decades but MUSCLEPIG will already be six foot under & STILL mogging your faggot even as a skeleton.
Imagine being too scared to drop kick your Nigel becuase he might fucking die. Couldn't be me! Mine is already dying. A heart attack wouldn't be out of the ordinary in an autopsy situation.
Bucktooth Becky's stay seething over the PIG-PUNCHING Stacy. #mindset

No. 1673440

So nice to meet you nonnies. That was him. Ah, i feel much better lol….

No. 1673443

well I pray to the mods you don't get banned and smart for deleting it so quick.

No. 1673445

>>1673440
You’re not bad looking but come on….

No. 1673446

Was that gif actually an anon. I am half asleep

No. 1673448

>>1673433
Okay, I recognize the face, which cow is this?

No. 1673449

>>1673445
I know he was ugly when I look back on it but it still hurt..

No. 1673450

>>1673446
>I am half asleep
same lol wha just happened

No. 1673451

>>1673448
Did you take a screen shot binch?

No. 1673456

>>1673451
Yeah, but I feel weird about breaking anon's trust like that…

No. 1673457

>>1673433
Well looks like that gif has probably been saved several times, not the smartest choice.

No. 1673458

Was the gif real. I saved it. I dunno the context of the story of the cannibal girl so I don't know if it's just a meme or not

No. 1673459

>>1673455
You're deleting that shit faster than I can open your file to see what you wrote on the notepad. Two minutes at least, please.

No. 1673460

>>1673455
Is that you? You're cute

No. 1673461

Nevermind I didn't get to see it kills myself

No. 1673462

>>1673459
I saved it kek

No. 1673463

>>1673393
Get help babe! You’re too cute to be like this!

No. 1673466

someone repost please

No. 1673467

nona youre very cute

No. 1673468

NEvermind the nevermind I think I did save it? What's going on

No. 1673470

I'll post more when I'm home and not trying to get banned but i do love you nonnies. Yes that was me. I do not care too much what you do with the gif or screenshot but just know the only place that has that is my snapchat… i do think you are all beautiful nonitas and i love you all. thanks for loving me back..

No. 1673471

>>1673466
I have pic with the notepad but won’t I get banned?

No. 1673472

>>1673466
it's on cc

No. 1673474

Last samefag but I am just super psycho and wanted to eat him. That is the context of it. And the moid in the video was him. Lol. Thats it. Waiting for my ban.

No. 1673475

>>1673472
Crystal cafe? How to view…

No. 1673476

>>1673474
they only ban anons who aren't doing anything wrong

No. 1673477

>>1673474
Girl he does not look cute enough to eat. He looks like he'd give you a disease.

No. 1673479

>>1673474
he looks forgettable

No. 1673480


No. 1673481

who is cannibal anon and why is she called that

No. 1673482

>>1673475
Just go there?

No. 1673487

File: 1692744244729.jpg (54.73 KB, 600x689, 4cd7d4e2c46fa0a4255bd4c730db6b…)

>>1673433
>going crazy over such an ugly fuck
I hope you get permabanned. Disgraceful.

No. 1673488

Anon you look so familiar. Like you look like somebody idk

No. 1673490

>>1673488
Brittany Murphy

No. 1673493

>>1673490
Yeah I see that just not as pale. Someone said it on cc.

No. 1673497

File: 1692744664780.gif (1.34 MB, 155x275, 1692743156429.gif)

I want twitter/tiktokfags to leave. Learn to use imageboards, they're anonymous for a reason.

No. 1673502

Anon is very pretty! She has "sunshine friend" vibes. I thought everyone here looked like the femcel phenotype and had resting bitch faces guess's I was very wrong

No. 1673503

>>1673497
God he's ugly

No. 1673506

>>1673497
I don't even get what prompted this face reveal? I mean, attention whoring sure, but usually there's a build up

No. 1673507

>>1673497
is that her and her moid? he's so ugly holy shit he looks like her dad. Giving me nam flashbacks to when the danofag nonna posted her ugly parasite here too, in fact they look borderline similar.

No. 1673508

>>1673497
What a hideous moid kek I wasn’t quick enough to catch him in the gif but urgh

No. 1673511

>>1673502
I know nonnies a handful of anons on this site and quite a few of them are really pretty even though they say they aren't

No. 1673512

>>1673502
she gives me friendly hair stylist vibes

No. 1673514

>>1673512
This, also anecdotal but reminds me of quirky art school theater kids who sing in class for no reason

No. 1673516

>>1673497
You can’t even see his stupid face properly

No. 1673517

>>1673497
I think the biggest kek is that I'm an attentionwhore and not a twitter or tiktokfag. But thanks for the repost nonnie

No. 1673518

>>1673497
Well he's very fucking ugly I'm sorry anon, like I'm actually disgusted and I don't usually get disgusted by random moids like that, please he looks so dusty and unwashed

No. 1673521

WTF is going on in this thread? Why are all of you being so friendly?

No. 1673523

>>1673521
kek maybe it is anon replying to herself? or maybe we are just friendly

No. 1673527

>>1673521
I for one am buzzed and felt like being nice. Tbh I was expecting more with how she hyped herself up but eh she’s cute and I’m not going to nitpick some literal rando.

No. 1673528

>>1673521
Why do you want me to act a cunt for no damn reason? Your type is so cancerous

No. 1673529

Kek cc users are lurking here to get content for their lolcow thread. No wonder because cc is so sluggish and boring.

No. 1673530

>>1673521
they are the same anons who go on hour long tirades about how pretty privilege isnt real lmao

No. 1673532

Thank you nonnies. I am on the bus going home. He IS ugly and I did not realize how bad until talking to other nonas and blocking him. I was so lovestruck/loveblind? I didn't realize until I was writing a letter to him and realized I wanted to give permission to other girls to fuck him because he told me he didn't want to be with me. Terrible.

No. 1673533

I got scared for a second because i though they changed Youtube's UI again

No. 1673534

>>1673529
cc is tranny central now. expect them to nitpick nona's little flaws.

No. 1673536

File: 1692745499420.gif (772.82 KB, 260x221, 1577510015190.gif)

If the gif is real who is the moid… did you have sex with that disgusting moid… no…

No. 1673537

>>1673511
I'm ugly

No. 1673538

>>1673502
There's some bitter femcels that like to infight and attention whore but most anons are attractive. Guess you don't remember the eye thread or old self post threads.

No. 1673539

>>1673528
Oh please forgive me, maybe you'll feel better if I post a selfie?

No. 1673541

>>1673536
PLEASE he's much hotter with a beard…

No. 1673542

>>1673538
The eye thread was cute

No. 1673545

>>1673541
This just keeps getting worse, I wish I could plug out your internet. If you really aren't a some kind of tiktokfag who thinks it's quirky, please seek exorcism.

No. 1673548

File: 1692745941638.jpg (94.3 KB, 768x1024, ITS PAUL DANO OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG…)

>>1673507
No i like her moid

No. 1673549

>>1673545
Unplug my internet nonnie, i NEED it. (But no i am not. I have no socials beside my snapchat and have been lurking for about 5 years. I am just a bit of an attentionwhore, no cap.)
And yes he did look hotter with a beard but no he is still ugly.

No. 1673551

>>1673488
80% chance she's a troll stealing pics off a girlie's snap, 15% chance she's an attention seeking personality disorder anon who deanon'd because she wants to be a personalityfag, 5% chance she is a very funny farmer utilizing the dumbass shit thread correctly and is using pics of a cow only an oldfag would recognize.

No. 1673552

>>1673541
beards are gross. this guy already looks middle-aged as is, a beard will make him worse kek

No. 1673554

>>1673518
They both look dirty and unwashed but what gets me is his chinrolls. Imagine what they smell like…

No. 1673555

>>1673551
I literally don't know how else to prove it to you besides the picture in my work gear and a note. Lmafo but no.

No. 1673556

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No. 1673557

>>1673554
DISGUSTING. Why would you SAY that.

No. 1673558

>>1673548
I’ve seen him posted before. Is that the same moid? kek

No. 1673559

>>1673555
post a timestamp or something up-to-date

No. 1673560

File: 1692746282362.jpg (13.16 KB, 307x352, 1648965260332.jpg)

>>1673548
>>1673497
this is the type of men nonnies derrail several threads over. remember that every time you feel inclined to reply with pitty to a retard sperging about their relationship here

No. 1673566

>>1673560
Yes, ma'am. Won't forget my lesson, ma'am.

No. 1673567

>>1673558
Yes this is nonnas bf that keeps getting posted lol

No. 1673569

>>1673567
whats also funny is some anons actually have that pic saved on their phone or computer kek

No. 1673570

I am so glad i am drawing my husbando right now instead of wasting time with a 3DPD that looks like kero the wolf and probably smell worse than all furry cons combined

No. 1673571

>>1673548
This one looks like a methhead. That face with sores on it is aged like a sundried grape.

No. 1673572

File: 1692746594368.jpeg (492.97 KB, 828x916, paul dano bf yassify.jpeg)

>>1673558
No I don't think so, that's another moid that's the dano lookalike moid. It better not be the same moid…

No. 1673573

>>1673572
anon KEK

No. 1673575

i want a folder of all nonnies bfs on it.. please tell me theres more.

No. 1673576

>>1673572
Anon, can we fucking kiss?

No. 1673577

ugh i was half asleep and this thread has made me fully awake not wanting to miss any pics

No. 1673578

File: 1692746799053.jpeg (509.64 KB, 828x957, uncanny paul dano bf.jpeg)

>>1673573
>>1673576
I didn't make the edit someone else did, we can still kiss though…?

No. 1673579

>>1673575
There's a nonna around here somewhere who downloads every pic anons post of their boyfriends. Maybe she can help you out. I hope she didn't miss this dumb shit, kek

No. 1673580

>>1673548
i love that we will never let this go this picture will never fail to make me laugh. wonder where anon is today, and by extension her danobf. everytime i remember her confidence i just have to kek love it truly blind, i know i'm going on a spergy tangent right now but i just have so much to say like was this really the best picture she had of him?

No. 1673581

Speaking of anons bf, one of my favourite memories here is when an anon posted a mirror pic of her ‘bf’ which has his face censored but anons actually found the same pic on a gay bodybuilding subreddit or something kek

No. 1673582

>>1673580
She thought he looked cute here ok, maybe this is one of his better pics lol.

No. 1673583

>>1673580
I think that she told him to take a pic of himself at work, hence his depression and the strange setting

No. 1673584

>>1673581
holy shit i hope someone reposts

No. 1673585

>>1673571
truly a faces of meth moment kek

No. 1673586

>>1673548
>12 year old boy shaggy bowlcut
>pasty gray skin that gets water as a treat once a month
>saggy down-turned sunken in eye sockets
>eyes facing two different directions
>permanent scoul showing the world how miserable and soulless he really is inside
>autistic t-rex grip
>shops at tjmax for cheap see through t-shirt
>brain working so well he decided he HAD to take a pic of his ugly mug while looking like this
Why?

No. 1673589

>>1673548
>>1673497
wait these aren’t the same anons/moid right

No. 1673590

>>1673582
I mean, I dunno what danofags are complaining about.

No. 1673591

>>1673586
> autistic t-rex grip
kek anon

No. 1673592

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No. 1673595

>>1673586
His gf told him to and he took one for the team and now look at him, he's a beloved meme

No. 1673596

>>1673521
we are all friendly to begin with

No. 1673597

>>1673572
Can this be next thread pic

No. 1673598

>>1673569
that's what happens when you post em here. i take a little stroll in my gallery and have a laugh every now and then. those pics are forever at my disposal to use however i want but since i'm not a sociopath moid i just use em laugh at them for a quick cheer up. i even have japanon's boytoy

No. 1673599

>>1673598
> japanon's boytoy
share please

No. 1673600

>>1673598
please post him kek i missed that one



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