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No. 1320962

Previous Thread >>>/ot/1310992

No. 1320989

>be my mom's biggest hater
>my grandma joins in
>i am now my grandma's biggest hater and want to defend my mom

No. 1321029

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I want to be a witch

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Watching Taylor Swift fangirl over Blackpink at VMA was really cute, you could even tell she listens to this group. I don't even care about the celebs, but i appreciate it when women support other women instead of throwing misogyny at eachother.

No. 1321123

>>1321059
I don't think she's that supportive considering she's willing to work with abusive movie directors.

No. 1321170

I wish I had love revo, I wanna play that game so bad as I'm also losing weight I feel like it'd motivate me more but I can't find it anywhere

No. 1321182

>>1321059
abubububwuwuu that kitty is so cuute let me kiss his head

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>>1321029
I prefer the term Mage but yeah, same nonnie.

No. 1321217

Twitter really is very angry, I just saw a picture of a woman who threw a party for her dog and the quote retweets are so angry Jesus Christ who pissed in their cereal, they were all like "just have a kid" and it's annoying as hell.

No. 1321231

>>1321217
I was pretty "woke" in my teens, hell, by the standards of 2014 I still am woke, but the ridiculous outrage over everything on twitter just taught me to never apologize because then people attack you more, especially if you're a woman.

No. 1321233

>>1321217
Earlier this year in my country's side of twitter there were people outraged by some women who posted a pic of bunch of expensive ice creams her father had bought her saying something like "my father is so nice", she had been sick or had just removed a tooth or something. Around the same time there were a lot of people angry at some mother who posted a pic of her kid's healthy lunchbox, healthy lunchbox drama happens somewhat frequently actually.

No. 1321234

>>1321233
woman* in the singluar

No. 1321273

>>1321217
I had to delete my account after only using it regularly for a few months because being on there me me miserable like no other website has before. If people would just learn to block and ignore dumb shit they don’t like we’d all be happier.

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I don’t even remember what I went to reddit to look at but I ended up in an argument with a male or a turbo pick me. I can’t let them get the last word….I won’t give up.

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>>1321309
samefag but reading all the dumb sexist shit just wore me out. What’s the point of reading all the brain dead male takes of “how women really are oooOooOo” or the vile shit men have done to women. It’s just exhausting and I was a rampant misandrist but I just can’t anymore. I still hate men duh but I will just avoid reading their misogynistic shit, real males will no longer occupy any space in my mind, only the hot fictional ones.

No. 1321314

I read a headcanon that my husbando is autistic based on his fashion sense and his social awkwardness and I’m deeply personally offended on his behalf. It’s been days and I’m still seething kek

No. 1321332

>>1321313
The one time I ever posted on reddit it was a sub about a male lolcow (HIMR) The discussion was about whether or not he has the assburgers like he suspects himself. I wrote one single line about how I used to work with tists and what I thought just based on that. I got replied to and then also inboxed by the same guy who insisted I was lying about my really mundane ex-job (as a fucking care assistant?) and how he could tell by my one sentence long post that I was a feeeemale and how feeemales can't think logically and therefore my opinon is both invalid and based on lies.

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Imma be a Vtuber, See you nonnas pretend I never existed

No. 1321341

>>1321333
dont these people get swatted still and shit? your audience will be male which means danger

No. 1321350

>>1321333
I'm so glad Gandalf got to lick that graham cracker.

No. 1321421

>>1321350
Me too nonna

No. 1321438

I am on my knees and elbows reading lolcow, sucking in air with my bum hole and farting it out because it makes me laugh. I think this could be a branch of western faux yoga (fauxga?) if we weren’t so ashamed of farts. It’s very relaxing. Suck in on the cow pose, push out with the cat pose, laugh and lose all your bodily tension, repeat. I am an innovator and I am going to live for five hundred years.

No. 1321441

>>1321438
how is that possible, i only fart like twice a month. if i try to force it i might shart.

No. 1321442

>>1321438
I got my cats and cows mixed up but you get the spirit of it

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>>1321441
>i only fart like twice a month

no you dont

No. 1321449

>>1321447
yes i do

No. 1321452

Lactose intolerant and I ate a few pieces of cheese

No. 1321454

>>1321441
You've gotta be blasting ass in your sleep

No. 1321455

>>1321438
This isn't healthy

No. 1321456

>>1321454
the few times it does happen it usually wakes me up, so i think i'd notice it tbh.

No. 1321457

>>1321456
Lil silent puffers must be just seeping out all night I reckon

No. 1321461

>>1321455
Why not? I do this too, so I'm wondering. Is this the reason for me being constantly constipated?

No. 1321462

>>1321452
Lactose intolerant and I ate a big ass bowl of mac and cheese. My wife makes it so good I just can't help myself. Maybe she's trying to kill me so she can get her inheritance early, bit psycho but I love the hashtag girlboss energy of it.

No. 1321479

>>1321462
The toilet is about to be a nuclear bomb site, congratulations.

No. 1321490

>>1321479
I have opioids and god on my side.

No. 1321519

I'm fucking dying laughing, finding out that Hotwheels turned into an unironic furry caping for trannies, spending his time bitching about Metokur and calling for the demolition of kiwifarms was the turn I did not expect. Jesus christ. This is truly the craziest timeline, someone must've gone back in time and fucked their mother or something.

No. 1321523

I just want you all to laugh and be happy, anons. Life is so sad and hard. You deserve good things. I care about you all very much. My life is richer because you are all in it. Thank you.

No. 1321551

i love 1984 and have been thinking of making an animated adaptation as a Very long term project and now i am writing out everything important that happens in it and i completely forgot it has so much in it, if i crammed it would it fit in 30-45 minutes? what do you nonnas think are characters like Parsons and Syme needed and can i get away with cutting out stuff like the scene with children playing spies and winston's childhood? i wanted to ask this in /m/ but idk if it's on topic in the book thread

No. 1321562

>>1321551
I loved the child spy scene, it really hammered home how much no one trusted each other - imo it would be a shame to cut it but idk shit about storytelling.

No. 1321568

I love watching these travel vlogs of people who go to unusual places.
But whenever I watch I remember an anon's rant from a couple months ago and she's so right! It's so unfair that a man can literally walk in any remote village on earth and will be fine, meanwhile as a woman so many countries are simply off limits.

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The new Game of Thrones is retarded.

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>>1321583
Is that not a kid? Also that wig is terrible.

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>>1321585
12 years old

No. 1321594

>>1321585
Well that's the whole point. Her parents made her to say it.

No. 1321596

>>1321594
which id revealed in the very next sentence kek

No. 1321598

it's just moids jerking of to "m-muh historical accuracy!"

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Thanks to John I now know men have also used garlic powder in their baked parmesan asparagus recipe

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No. 1321603

>>1321601
Kek, why did he feel a need to tell her that men can also use garlic powder. They are so weird.

No. 1321605

>>1321598
did the people who made this not think about how this will inevitably make loads of coomer males make pornography of this real life child. are they retarded ? it doesnt take a genius to think of this. you just know shadman and/or his ilk are on it already.

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>>1321601
KEK men in the comments are always like this

No. 1321610

The sheer amount of honey that it takes just to even get a hint of sweetness in a drink is ridiculous. I'm going back to the processed shit

No. 1321612

>>1321583
So was the original series

No. 1321624

>>1321607
That thing looks like it'd be regularly posted in the unconventional male attractions thread on /g/.

No. 1321664

>>1321624
kekkk it does

No. 1321668

>>1321607
this goat be making my heart go doki doki

No. 1321747

>>1321624
kek reminds me of null but thinner, who is suspiciously posted there too often..(and now in the confessions thread too)

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I saw these at Walmart last night, and was sad because I can't eat these.

No. 1321803

>>1321797
corn or wheat allergy?

No. 1321804

>>1321803
Vegetarian

No. 1321809

>>1321804
anon i wish i had a decision in my food like that…you're very lucky.

No. 1321831

>>1321797
I see those on the clearance close out racks all the time at my grocery store kek it seems like a bizarre failed idea.

No. 1321857

>>1321804
why? It not meat lol

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>>1321857
Are you allergic to corn and wheat anon? Sorry about that.
>>1321857
Picrel.

No. 1321893

>>1321862
Yeah please eat some in my honor it's in everything

No. 1321902

My mom is into conspiracy theories and showed me a thing on her telegram that Michael Schumacher faked his accident to escape racing and expose the child trafficking in f1. She's mad I just nodded.

No. 1321908

>>1321831
They look really gimmicky and probably cost a lot.

No. 1321935

I haven't made a cobbler in years due to a weird experience from when I was younger, but I kind of want to try again. I think tomorrow I will go to the store and get the ingredients to make mini ones.

No. 1321936

HEY DON'T BREAK THE MOLD KID
JUST EAT AROUND IT
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I DID

No. 1321938

>>1321624
>>1321668
Kek nonas, when I found that gif it was called "handsome goat" which weirded me out tbh but it's oddly mesmerizing and uncanny

No. 1321949

Kind of fun to connect to a VPN someone else had and see what kind of post it's already been banned for. I went through 3 different IPs today before I got one that wasn't banned.

No. 1321953

This may sound dumb, but anyone think the rhetoric around the monkey pox is intentionally inflammatory, especially after the way things were handled after covid? I feel like we're going back to the seventies.

No. 1321961

>>1321935
I remember you cobbler anon and I made a cobbler a week after reading your post. It turned into like 80% cobbler and 20% fruit, it was just a glorified biscuit. Yummy still but disappointing
Also I did find some recipes that had egg in them which is weird. Maybe you didn't fuck up so hard after all

No. 1321998

Sometimes I want to stop suppressing my rage and just go full scary. It'd be funny 'cause I'm very disarming looking (to my own chargin). Think of the killer rabbit scene in Monty Python. I'd be something like that.

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Had a silly monkey pox scare yesterday, had a spot on my crotch that was feeling unusually sensitive and the fact that I forgot to put on stockings the other day because I was late to the bus made me expect the worst even though we have extremely few cases in my country. Then I realized I had washed my pants wrong so they had just shrunk a little bit, but enough to painfully push against that specific spot. I'm an idiot.

No. 1322101

I have thyroid issues so I keep to a 1200kcal diet with 16:8 intermittent fasting schedule, but I have caught a cold and whenever I get sick I get cravings.
Nonnies, is it ok for me to binge on some sweets while sick? Please say yes

No. 1322115

I got a pumpkin spice latte i mov epumpkin spice flavored stuff it’s yummy

No. 1322118

>>1322115
It’s making me gassy

No. 1322132

Came across this video in my recommendations. Even though he looks like an autistic MTF, he does make some seemingly good points regarding NFTs. It’s a 8 hour video and I’m not bothering to watch all of it but here’s some points he makes
>artists are able to profit heavily from NFTs, especially those in poorer countries
>art theft in the NFT is not as rampant as compared to other industries
>artists who use NFTs are being unnecessarily harassed
>the NFT market hasn’t crashed, it’s just that it has a heavily volatile
>the money laundering argument is faulty since the feds can see your transaction on the block chain
>admits that there’s lots of scams in the NFT space
>some drama with Sakimichan, Rebeltaxi, Ross O’Donovan, folding ideas, and yueko and that guy I forgot where they were mentioned in the video

No. 1322141

>>1322132
The guy who I forgot was JAYnder/SucculuntBuf

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One of my favorite artists kotteri, may or may not be a terf, pic related.

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When the dermatologist tells me I have alopecia in a few months I'm buying myself a cake and throwing a "congratulations! you're bald!" party for myself.

No. 1322180

I'm reading the princess diaries

No. 1322182

>>1322132
I don’t understand why youtubers make these 1-8 hour videos? Are they too lazy to edit it and make parts for their videos?

No. 1322191

>>1322182
It serves people who want hour(s) long docus as background noise

No. 1322193

>>1322182
They're too retarded to summarize their points and like to repeat themselves.

No. 1322194

>>1322182
shut up I love them

No. 1322199

>>1322194
nta but none of these type of youtubers even say anything new or interesting about the topics they discuss and half the time it's just men complaining about shows for tween girls. idk they all come across as fart huffers.

No. 1322210

>>1322199
>3 hour drake and josh history video lives in your walls

No. 1322232

>>1321624
Stop exposing me like this.

No. 1322274

You ever get scared of cops, I would rather just kill a rapist or something before I call a cop lol

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>>1322274
I don't trust cops for personal reasons on top of seeing crazy shit on the news on a regular basis. Fuck them. I'd also kill in self-defense without batting an eye instead of waiting for them to come hours too late and to tell me that I MUST have done something wrong and I should shut the fuck up and be grateful I'm not homeless. Bunch of racist, sexist retards.

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>>1322274
People who aren't scared of cops are cringe. Especially the dumbasses who suck up to them and thank them for their service in public? It's so funny to watch a cop just stand there awkwardly or deadpan receiving accolades from a mouth breather who he would happily give a five hundred dollar ticket to for going ten over. I worked early mornings in a coffee shop for years and the only cops who weren't complete assholes were this fatass one near retirement who just wanted to tall about fishing and national parks, and a white supremacist who flirted with my Asian coworker.

No. 1322289

>>1322286
I feel bad for the Asian coworker…

No. 1322290

>>1322286
agreed. i can't stand copworshippers. it's the most pathetic shit. never met a cop i liked and i had family in LE.

No. 1322301

>>1322289
Most of us helped get her off front when he came in like we did with any creep/object of his affection but she was so shy and scared she didn't know how to not play along. Real sad and gross

No. 1322332

>>1322274
Literally a completely justifiable reaction

No. 1322340

>>1322332
Yeah I guess so, I was just wondering cause sometime after the Sarah Everard case, I would get a bit paranoid cause that video of her and the police guy looked like any normal video but then you know, the next minute she was murdered and that's terrifying

No. 1322343

>>1322340
You have no way of knowing if the cop you’re dealing with is a rapist or all around horrible person, seeing as so many of them are

No. 1322347

what do I expect when interacting with strangers anonymously? Politeness? Reason? Self awareness?

No. 1322354

Give me examples of socially competent people, I don't think I've seen many at all

No. 1322355

>>1322347
what happened anon? i won't hurt you and if we talk in spoilers no one can hear us.

No. 1322356

Another day, another picture of me in a social gathering where I look like a fucking man. Gonna kms

No. 1322364

>>1322182
I guess that's an excuse to have more ads. If they posted 30min videos of better quality they'd have less ads on them, and thus less money.

No. 1322377

>>1322347
>>1322355
HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE

No. 1322388

>>1321961
I didn't expect anyone to recognize me kek. You may have added too much crust to the cobbler, it's usually supposed to be more fruit but the bread part is usually my favorite anyway. I'm glad you somewhat liked it though anon

No. 1322403

I just bought my costume, it's the uniform from barbie princess charm school but I couldn't find the pink one so I just went with the standard uniform and no I don't care if I'm too old for it, suck it

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>>1322290
whats le

No. 1322446

Craving sugar really hard rn but I'm not giving in!! Too bad I've already eaten my share of fruit today

No. 1322471

Wow if you blend rice it makes yummy sloppy goo

No. 1322480

>>1322471
Why would you make me imagine this?

No. 1322481

> New tv show called 'Send Nudes, Body SOS'
>participants bodies are scanned by hundreds of cameras to create a 3D computer-generated avatar
>The resulting "nudes" are then sent to 50 strangers to be analysed and critiqued.
Never thought my country would reach this level of homegrown trash.

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No. 1322489

Was considering getting a penpal again because I had a lot of fun writing letters to a penpal in my childhood and doing something "analog" seemed nice but holy shit stamps for mail abroad are so fucking expensive now!!

No. 1322494

>>1322481
Only the UK or western europe could make such filth. I'm dutch and at some point we had a tv show where adults would stand naked in front of little children and the children could ask the adults questions about their naked bodies

No. 1322510

>>1322489
Aw I'd be your penpal. I have so much cute stationary I wanna use up, even cute envelopes haha

No. 1322516

>>1322494
I hate pedophile scrotes so much its unreal

No. 1322525

>>1322494
But don't you know anon? That just means we aren't as puritan as all those pesky burgers are. Nude beaches are our UNESCO World Heritage Sites and having a ratio worse than 1bma/hm (bare male ass per homemade movie) is entirely inacceptable.

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>>1322494
That is absolutely grim.
And of fucking course channel 4 are the ones to produce such trite. Either them or channel 5.

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Marry me nonnas

No. 1322536

>>1322534
Also sorry but I can't be bothered to crop it

No. 1322549

>>1322534
whats the story about?

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>>1322481
>>1322494
When I traveled to Estonia for studies every night, their tv channels would have genitals shown on full display (usually dicks and chests) with a phone number of a person who 'owns' them for a one-night stand. It reminded me of how my Estonian online scrote friend from childhood was always weirdly obsessed with masturbation and was bragging about watching tv during the night. The same person jerked off to photos of my mum, apparently. Weird shit. Glad I cut off contact and never met him, despite us being literally a few steps away from each other at one point, but being too immature and shy about it. weh. jesus…

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REJECT SICKLY EDTWT/LC ANACHAN
EMBRACE HEALTHY MUSCLE WOMEN GETTING STRONGER TO KILL THEIR LOCAL RAPIST

No. 1322560

>>1322494
Huh really? I do remember that one show where people would go onto a dating show on an island naked.

No. 1322566

>>1322494
there was also this other euro country i can't remember right now, where CP used to be legal until the 90s. still not as bad as japan waiting until 2014 but..

No. 1322617

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hopefully /m/ girlies know what I mean

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No. 1322621

>>1322617
what do you mean

No. 1322623

>>1322621
danofag thread

No. 1322625

Speaking of danofags, I think I'm becoming one due to exposure to their thread.

No. 1322629

>>1322617
I saw the photo jfc anons bf looks like a withered old british moid kek

No. 1322630

>>1322613
why was the /g/irlies one deleted
>>1322617
/m/irlies

No. 1322633

>>1322630
because I'm a retard kek sorry

No. 1322639

>>1322629
Couldn't help but laugh!

No. 1322646

This is the 2nd time that my dumbass spilled water all over my computer desk. My keyboard must be the sturdiest bastard if it can survive so much water damage kek.

No. 1322665

>>1322623
Ngl, danofags judging other anon's taste in men is funny.

No. 1322668

>>1322549

Well it's called ghost teller and it's about ghosts telling stories about how they died, it's great but it's not a happy story at all, it's a horror story btw not like a touching story

No. 1322669

I know they don't wanna admit it but they look similar like they're both weak and sad looking males kek

No. 1322673

>>1322669
They honestly could be brothers

No. 1322693

>>1322669
nonnadano bf looks like dano if he was deflated

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>>1322669
they both have silly putty faces but anons' bf looks like his was rolled around on a dirty sidewalk

No. 1322713

>>1322669
Anon's boyfriend looks like dano's depressed older brother who works at a factory.

No. 1322744

>>1322669
I don’t even think he’s that ugly, but I’m disappointed she didn’t post his dick pics, she should’ve gone full retard

No. 1322747

Yo does anyone remember that song that goes ‘Be still for the power of the LORD, is moving in this place’ from church? It was an actual bop. I think I’ll go to church soon. I might accidentally dance it’s so good I love church

No. 1322782

>>1322713
>>1322744
>>1322693
>>1322673
>>1322669
unbelievable that you all are talking about it without sharing said pic with us /ot/ anons

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>>1322782
There you go lazy nonna

No. 1322810

>>1322807
I wouldn't. Sorry if his owner reads this.

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>>1322807
heres the comparison

No. 1322815

>>1322807
>>1322813
the droopy sad famined british boy expression kek I can't

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>>1322818
KEKKKKKKKKKKK

No. 1322820

>>1322818
I’m dying this poor retarded nonna…

No. 1322821

>>1322813
>>1322807
Imagine waking up next to this moid… I'm so sorry anon this is so fucking depressing lol put him out of his misery

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No. 1322830

>>1322807
i presumed anon would've deleted already, that's why i asked. he's way cuter than dano. he looks absolutely miserable though.

No. 1322834

>>1322807
I wouldn't, paul dano looks like a cherub compared to this sad haggard man

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>>1322813
This goat mogs them both

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>>1322836
Is this our new kpop dogboy?

No. 1322841

>>1322839
anon I- yo what's up with this cat

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>>1322844
Kekk that poor nonny

No. 1322852

>>1322844
they both look like right

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>>1322849
I see.

No. 1322864

>>1322807
your boyfriend looks like a rapist music reviewer on youtube

No. 1322867

>>1322864
So specific and yet so true

No. 1322979

>>1322807
Paul Dani’s method acting is getting insanely good

No. 1322990

File: 1662012922585.jpeg (28.51 KB, 275x183, 048F0BD4-7E9A-4719-9AB3-D55E5D…)

I think I’ll go no phone mode for maybe a week. It will keep me off of tiktok and instagram and I can maybe ween off the instant serotonin. Thankfully lolcow is slow enough I don’t have to feel like I’m missing out if something does happen, nonettes will break down the tea to its atoms.

No. 1322994

>>1322990
My solution is to have a lot of varied stuff pre-downloaded, so that way I don't get bored

No. 1323034

>>1322807
kek he looks so sad it's cute and hilarious (nice hands/arms too)

No. 1323098

>>1320962
Can sum1 say goodnight 2 me x

No. 1323100

>>1323098
Sweet dreams anon.

No. 1323106

File: 1662026606573.gif (659.35 KB, 500x263, 60baac7481eebdbfcaaf7bf1e8d39a…)

>>1323098
No. It's noon.

No. 1323130

I really want to know which Malleus card some nona was talking about hating in the ugly character designs thread

No. 1323134

File: 1662029193558.jpeg (91.04 KB, 720x967, 9522A993-3C13-495D-AA8E-450BA7…)

Do you ever get just haunted any time you inconvenience someone in even an insignificant way. I am absolutely possessed by trivial stupid things I do

No. 1323138

File: 1662029726786.png (1.83 MB, 750x1333, 802C701C-AA82-4350-8BD1-A5DD5A…)

>>1323134
Yes. I never forget. Have a cute cow to ease the pain.

No. 1323149

>>1322807
Oh my god, the mad women delivered kek. The paul dano thread is golden, how could I miss this whole saga !?

>>1322821
>>1322844
>>1322744
>>1322864
nonnies, my sides

No. 1323168

The girlies on YouTube news to learn audio mixing. I watch your nice informative video but your audio is too low so I turn it up, then you add an inbetween short music sequence that destroys my eardrums. Pls

No. 1323182

>>1323168
This is one of my greatest pet peeves

No. 1323183

>>1323168
Samefag sorry I meant need not news**

No. 1323274

File: 1662048138445.jpg (61.11 KB, 736x609, 7d350ef5d00e5c8bdf349a7e6f88a3…)


No. 1323296

File: 1662050192329.jpg (48.51 KB, 640x467, Cna9Q5zWgAAW8cC.jpg)

>>1323274
save the animals !

No. 1323321

A female friend whom I assumed had full libfem brainrot started talking to me about her uneasiness regarding trannies. It was so unexpected! She sounded so fearful and kept apologizing to me while trying to voice her thoughts. But I was elated, I assured her that I completely understand and I am on her side, as many women are. We got to discussing a lot about troon shit and men. Im so happy anons, women really just need to open up the conversation with each other. Many are not dumb and just need to feel safe enough to speak.

No. 1323353

I am pretty much retarded at evaluating facial features or built so I almost never can clock a troon unless it's the type that is literally not even trying or that was just cursed with an unmaskable absolute caveman phenotype but I always end up getting ticked off by their voices. I don't have any words to describe it, but even the ones that are supposed to pass I can tell that they sound unnatural.

This is for TIMs, though. With TIFs I just go by "themlet = female" and "he/him in bio = 95% chance female", although most of them are also clockable by voice since they have a tendency to go in complete cope mode and fully convince themselves that "not sound like the most annoying obnoxious anime girl from some lolibait show" is the same as sounding like a man.

No. 1323374

sometimes i like to go down the stairs real fast and pretend im chihiro

No. 1323401

I feel like the internet forgot about this game. It's so memeworthy and the songs are actually bops. Vid related because I FUCKING LOVE MONKEY WATCH

No. 1323402

>>1323401
I watched my favorite streamer play this but he has zero sense of rhythm so monkey watch in particular was extremely painful to watch. Actually him playing the whole game was painful to watch kek.

No. 1323411

File: 1662060271676.png (857.24 KB, 1573x1166, monke omega cringe.png)

>>1323402
There's something especially cringe when you miss because their faces change expression so dramatically. The worst one was the tambourine one, he just looks at you with such a disgusted face when you fuck up like you ruined his entire day.

No. 1323415

File: 1662060509764.png (248.96 KB, 627x522, cute monke.png)

>>1323411
In comparison here is his normal face. He's so fricken cute.

No. 1323437

I realized that back when I was like 15-16 and living in a smaller town with no IRL friends and my entire life being on forums and random message boards while I was just doing my own shit like art, video games and music with almost no friends I was much happier than I am now as an adult with plenty of friends around me. I feel like I've been ripped of my identity and don't even know myself anymore because everyone is always expecting something from me. I think I should just fully isolate to be alone for a moment to find out who I really am and what I really need in life.

No. 1323471

>>1323437
Bro same. I used to be so much more productive in highschool as a crazy artist girl that visited cgl for fun

Unfortunately once you get a taste of normie life you crave it more

No. 1323474

File: 1662063696152.jpg (116.19 KB, 360x188, 20220901_222225.jpg)

Nonny wtf

No. 1323479

I just realised, or maybe I'm wrong and being a generalising idiot, that most people don't think so hard about the trajectory of their life, they just kind of do/live it? I'm wondering at 30 where to move next and what's my next career move and when I should maybe look for a serious partnership if at all to have children I maybe want.

Either other people are so sure from the start on one or more of these things and go from there, or they just kind of go with it. Or is it a lack of options? Like they don't move because they want to keep their social network intact etc?

No. 1323500

>>1323474
the 2019 character design looks like a different person compared to the others

No. 1323501

>>1323474
the 2019 bangs aged her by like 20 yrs wtf.

No. 1323503

File: 1662066006921.gif (1.15 MB, 220x220, 7108334E-0C52-479D-AEE8-B03BA6…)

would you snuggle with this kitty or nah?

No. 1323504

>>1323503
I would actually eat him with salt.

No. 1323510

>>1323504
BARBARIC

No. 1323514

File: 1662067741004.gif (830.83 KB, 498x269, Ok9x.gif)

>>1323374
Me too. And when it's those stairs with big steps I pretend I'm Sophie.

No. 1323515

File: 1662067813590.png (48.55 KB, 300x700, bubly_bell_12.png)

Bubly should be ashamed to claim this tastes like peach, pineapple, and mango.

No. 1323520

>>1323515
Sanefag, but I have to say that people who enjoy bubly have to have some kind of cult mindset. They convince themselves it's good even though it's not.

No. 1323524

File: 1662068458844.jpeg (24.8 KB, 739x415, FE2DC808-D5B4-43AB-8E66-CB09B1…)

I asked if there was lolcow android app as I hate using my phone browser and they laughed at me :( and I still don't know if there's one or not.(:()

No. 1323525

>>1323474
mobilephonegamefication

No. 1323526

>>1323524
No there's not kek

No. 1323527

>>1323524
Why would there be one you dumbass

No. 1323529

>>1323524
Like AO3, there's no lolcow app. If you hate using the browser, I recommend getting another browser. I use DuckDuckGo, it works great

No. 1323532

Whenever I scroll past the Finn thread it's always some word like "vittu" in there.

No. 1323542

File: 1662069596594.jpg (206.7 KB, 3000x2250, f44.jpg)

Hopefully this will make someone laugh. I was telling my mother (conspiracy theorist) about how the insane shrek in a dress got doxxed by bedsheets and a doorknob. I go on and compare it to when Shia Labeouf did that art exhibit and the exhibit got doxxed by a flag. Taking in all this information, my mother declares it was the white hats who actually found these two/allowed them to be found. Yes these white hats who apparently are ridding the earth of all this evil that nobody knows who they are and can somehow stay under all government radars. Gotta love her "just trust me bro" "sources".

No. 1323545

>>1323532
They're going at it all hours. We can't let the fins get away with it.

No. 1323556

>>1323542
Your mom keeps up with kekkels drama?

No. 1323557

Im getting the idiot fired and its 100% deserves it

No. 1323562

>>1323556
She only knew about it because of MTG swatting and was interested in this brave and stunning trans activist. Kek. It's been a wild ride.

No. 1323575

>>1323529
nta but thank you so much for recommending that app, it goes so much faster and actually loads the thread fast without me having to click furiously on my screen kek

No. 1323577

File: 1662073314751.jpeg (182.88 KB, 750x1027, 4C0CDE44-12C8-4D74-813B-CFE23B…)

this is straight up embarrassing

No. 1323579

>>1323577
I love how the dip between nose and forehead always looks worse and unnatural, at least this is non surgical and can be reversed but damn she had the perfect nose, my piggy nose could and would never.

No. 1323581

>>1323577
Her previous nose was pretty, she's honestly very attractive

No. 1323583

>>1323577
I know I just commented she's attractive but I just imagined myself kissing her in the before picture and got blushed. Sigh

No. 1323592

>>1323577
that looks good especially for non-surgical, its a shame non-surgical is only for nose bumps and cant fix asymmetry or a crooked nose.

No. 1323602

Is it irrational to put both pickles and cucumber slices on a sandwich

No. 1323605

>>1323592
I wish non-surgical nose jobs could slim down the nose from the front. I would never ever commit to something that I can't predict the results of, but I would consider something temporary if it was possible.

No. 1323611

>>1323602
The more crunch the better

No. 1323626

File: 1662078092864.png (1.18 MB, 720x960, 85EBB99A-0635-47AD-9506-CB5F00…)

>>1323602
May I have some of your cronchy sandwich

No. 1323629

File: 1662078346841.jpeg (77.63 KB, 750x726, 359633C1-6888-4665-B82B-44BD62…)

>>1323524
tfw zoomers in my forum saying using a browser is too hard and can they have an app

No. 1323633

I've only had two iphones so far and wanted to go back to an android but I was playing with a demo samsung fold/flip the other day and I felt like such a fucking grandma struggling to figure out how to get it to do shit like going back or pulling all my previous apps up and shit like that. God I do not want to pay iphone prices (even the refurbished are expensive!) but I'm already so comfortable with the interface. Why am I retarded kek

No. 1323668

File: 1662083334380.jpg (342.23 KB, 1200x750, nike-dunk-low-triple-pink-rele…)

I'm not a shoe person at all, but I really want these dunks.

No. 1323679

>>1323524
and i will laugh again, zoomie

No. 1323701


No. 1323704

I love it when people talk to dogs like they're little babies. It's so cute.

No. 1323707

>>1323668
get em, they're nice

No. 1323708

>>1323668
This is what a baby would wear. Do these even come in adult sizes?

No. 1323711

>>1323708
t. adult that only wears caca brown and neutral colors cause you’re blah boring

No. 1323713

>>1323708
They only come in youth sizes, but it's not unheard of for people who have small enough feet to buy kids shoes. I've been seeing these shoes around, and honestly have not seen them on a single kid kek.

No. 1323714

File: 1662087810064.jpg (136.54 KB, 1131x1080, Limmyschafer.jpg)

I was watching Limmy's show and I couldn't get over how much he looks like Hunter Schafer in ten years in this particular shot.

No. 1323718

>>1323713
Damn…so not even kids like them…
>>1323711
You’re 7 years old. You’re not even 8 yet.

No. 1323721

>>1323718
Why are you hating so hard anon? Why would I care about if kids like the shoes I want, not seeing them on kids means that it's other adult women who like the shoes.

No. 1323724

>>1323721
Turn 8 and then we can talk, squirt

No. 1323746

>>1323724
nonny might like chunky shoes but ur mum gay

No. 1323755

Why do I have the urge to snort crack for no reason

No. 1323758

>>1323755
You might be half crackhead and not know it. It happened to a buddy of mine.

No. 1323772

File: 1662093644135.webm (768.48 KB, 576x556, 639563ed0e659719e72614639f90f4…)

Oh me oh my

No. 1323774

File: 1662093752319.jpg (102.75 KB, 844x640, DVSkH74VoAAFLOV.jpg)

I can't believe I'm in heterosexual love with a man. I've let you all down nonnies.

No. 1323776

>>1323774
trap him in a basement we'll forgive you

No. 1323790

How do I make my room smell like heaven?

No. 1323791

I put rubbing alcohol on my vagina and goddamn that shit burned

No. 1323793

File: 1662095982101.jpg (41.94 KB, 1280x720, 986356-86314.jpg)

>>1323791
what the fuck why. what did you expect

No. 1323794

>>1323790
Open a window and stop spending all your time in there

No. 1323795

>>1323790
Diffuser, candles, incense.

No. 1323796

>>1323793
samefag now i'm having flashbacks to that anon who put sugar in her pussy. what's with this trend

No. 1323800

>>1323796
I think that was also me, and I didn't put sugar in my pussy. I used sugar wax on my pubes. For the record, I didn't actually have an infection and that was a false alarm.

No. 1323816

>>1323714
I love limmy, but these days he gives me edgelord vibes on his twitch stream.

Dee dees inner monologues were always so relatable and as someone who isn't unemployed or a stoner I'm not sure what that says about me.

No. 1323841

File: 1662100985850.jpg (30.77 KB, 404x594, a3f2fbf6c06ac2c377efff55dceec1…)

It's 3 AM and I'm up thinking about how Sade is one of the most beautiful women on earth. The literal definition of aging like wine.

No. 1323866

>>1323668
I wanted to get a lilac pair of sneakers, then realized that I wouldn't be able to mindlessly throw them on with everything. So I got a white pair.

No. 1323872

There is something wrong with this “human”
>does not own a water boiler
>does not own a coffee machine
>never turns on lights
>uses cold water for washing dishes

No. 1323874

>>1323872
we're all heading that way with the current electricity prices kek

No. 1323876

>>1323872
>a water boiler
You mean a pot and stove

No. 1323885

File: 1662109509470.jpeg (45.89 KB, 718x620, EzfW3_XWEAERSlv.jpeg)

Missy Elliot is such a queen

No. 1323887

>>1323872
this is just what you gotta do to survive in the UK rn

No. 1323888

>>1323872
>>1323876
au contraire i think you both mean a kettle?

No. 1323890

File: 1662109834477.jpeg (12.57 KB, 374x374, download.jpeg)

>>1323888
A waterboiler is so convenient, I never thought I'd miss the kettle but it's noise is so nostalgic.. I would probably get one again if gas prices hadn't gone through the roof.

No. 1323901

i don't understand why these kpop artists like blackpink and bts and some others get invited to american award shows, like the VMAs, grammys, etc… maybe it's just my part of europe, but kpop doesn't seem to be anywhere near as big as these award shows are making it out to be? correct me if i'm wrong but most of their international fans are asian, specially south east asians, so why are blackpink performing at the VMAs and winning awards…? is the kpop industry funnelling money to america and elsewhere to try and get it more popular worldwide?

No. 1323918

>>1323901
In my Balkan country the Korean Embassy is promoting their culture here, including kpop. They organise and pay for events and such. So it's a national effort, not an industry effort, to promote their artists worldwide.

No. 1324007

>>1323890
Wtf is a water boiler. You mean an electric kettle?

No. 1324014

>>1324007
>Wtf is a water boiler
A thing that condenses air? A gadget that extinguished fire? Hmmm idk the name is too vague

No. 1324024

>>1324007
It boils it quick like a handheld steamer does. What a wasteful stupid gadget just use a pot

No. 1324028

>>1323890
truly dumbass shit if you prefer this in any way to an electric kettle

No. 1324057

>>1324007
a boiler is the box above your shitter where the water heats up

No. 1324099

File: 1662130830380.jpg (69.96 KB, 852x818, ueueue.jpg)

My personal lolcow got into a spat with an actual lolcow a little bit ago but the milk is inaccessible because all of her antics are on Discord and she constantly swaps out & privates her socials. I'm dead sure she or one of her friends is the OP of that cow's thread, too. I'm in grief

No. 1324140

>starts taking notes for my online college class
>immediately feels tired and rewards myself with a break and opens up sims 4

i love this about me

No. 1324155

File: 1662133147012.png (Spoiler Image, 1.66 MB, 1080x2300, Screenshot_20220902-113350.png)

Yummy, happy Friday Nonnas.

No. 1324167

>>1324155
>fujo android user can’t crop her saucy porn

kek anon

No. 1324171

>>1324167
I don't feel like cropping, call me lazy fujo

No. 1324185

>>1324155
ok coomer

No. 1324196

>>1324155
Face looks like a girl but then the body is very male, this combination ruins it for me

No. 1324202

File: 1662135245352.jpeg (31.86 KB, 275x255, 1652096245549.jpeg)


No. 1324205

the more i see anti-fujo spergs, the more i want to conversion therapy myself into a fujo to spite the unhinged spergs who lose their shit over a few anons thirsting over 2D boy abs

No. 1324209

>>1324196
odd, because that's exactly what does it for me

No. 1324218

>>1324205
>would conversion therapy yourself out of spite
very indicative that you are not strictly same sex attracted if you are fine with enduring being flashed man ass and make jokes like this tbqh, even if you do smoke crack

No. 1324225

>>1324218
i meant conversion therapy myself into liking fujoshit and 2D shit anon. i didn't mean literal lesbian conversion therapy. i'm not a lesbian.

No. 1324231

I got a bag of pen nibs that came with my huion drawing tablet and I was wondering if I'm supposed to replace the one in the pen every so often or if it's just in case I lose it

No. 1324234

>>1324196
That's the only way men can look attractive tbh.

No. 1324244

>>1324231
They wear down over time, that's why they have extras

No. 1324245

>>1324244
Oh okay, that makes sense, thanks!

No. 1324246

>>1324196
The face is broad and long, angular jaw, the lips are thin… I don't know, doesn't read as a female face to me. Maybe a really ugly woman

No. 1324247

>>1324245
adding to that anon idk about huion but wacom also comes with back up nibs and some of them have different feel like less sliding, rough, and a spring one im assuming so people from different mediums dont feel so weird

No. 1324276

>>1324234
wtf no

No. 1324303

>>1324246
Nah that would be a hot woman

No. 1324308

>>1324196
idk looks like a male to me. still feminine but reads as stylized fem male to me

No. 1324350

File: 1662142829647.jpg (111.58 KB, 900x563, 20220902_202048.jpg)

So is the new LOTR tv show good?

No. 1324353

File: 1662142915895.gif (451.01 KB, 220x220, sadbaby.gif)

guys i missed miku's birthday

No. 1324355

File: 1662142993475.jpg (317.1 KB, 700x700, hatsune-miku-birthday.jpg)

>>1324353
It's ok, she would forgive you

No. 1324358

Whats masked off

No. 1324360

File: 1662143161302.jpeg (7.71 KB, 275x183, freak.jpeg)

>>1324353
Don't worry, her hubby made sure she had a special day

No. 1324362

>>1324360
why are all the good ones taken…

No. 1324364

File: 1662143315109.png (133.31 KB, 1080x916, Screenshot_20220902-142542~2.p…)

Damn, men are so sensitive, they were pissed in the comments and quote retweets

No. 1324368

>>1324361
Thanks English is my third language

No. 1324373

>>1324367
privilege dummy

No. 1324378

>>1324375
don't start with me, missy

No. 1324385

File: 1662143857908.jpg (92.28 KB, 736x552, buffet.jpg)

>>1324380
no it's okay, go ahead, help yourself

No. 1324390

>>1324372
NP

No. 1324394

>>1324389
tis sustenance of course!

No. 1324397

File: 1662144066640.jpg (224.77 KB, 1580x1594, 20220831_132807.jpg)

Achoo!

No. 1324398

>>1324397
bless you!

No. 1324411

I don't know why I didn't think to do this before but I've finally started a Pinterest board for my self-insert little world I've been daydreaming about for years. I have little sections for each period of my self-insert's life. I don't care how lame this is.

No. 1324416

File: 1662144890678.jpg (Spoiler Image, 52.96 KB, 600x342, looks-back.jpg)

>>1324410
enjoying the view?

No. 1324417

>>1324416
Not really

No. 1324419

>>1324417
i appreciate your honesty.

No. 1324456

>>1324276
wtf yes

No. 1324465

>>1324205
Imagine being so angry and passionately against the enjoyment of 2D porn that doesn’t involve exploiting women or children

No. 1324475

>>1324465
ayrt but also a type of porn that isn't typically anatomically insane and impossible unlike the way women are depicted in hentai. it's so harmless and sane in comparison to everything else and most other 2D porn even

No. 1324485

>>1324465
>doesn't involve exploiting children
anon…

No. 1324492

>>1324485
we're very obviously not referring to fucked shit like shota or anything, anon

No. 1324502

>>1324485
For fucksake you bitches will reach for anything.

No. 1324512

File: 1662148207914.jpg (51.57 KB, 494x513, 20210713_235519.jpg)

Be not afraid

No. 1324514

File: 1662148247977.jpg (52.82 KB, 880x587, download.jpg)

Sometimes I really just can't see what other women see when they call some men attractive. Picrel is running for governor in my state and while he seems like a very good candidate, I keep seeing people call him fine and I just don't get it. Literally just a average Joe.

No. 1324515

>>1324514
Some women hate themselves

No. 1324553

I want ranch, but I'm trying to decide if I want to consume it through nuggets or pizza.

No. 1324556

File: 1662150325688.png (40.62 KB, 130x176, 1975_Edward_Markey_Massachuset…)

>>1324514
well i think they mean like relatively. for a politician he's attractive. he looks a little like dave duchovny in some pics. i think young ed markey was pretty attractive and young bernie. tbh even for a very ancient man markey is pretty attractive but that's also because i like that he's pretty progressive

No. 1324558

>>1324514
maybe it's because all other politicians are just geriatric or outright freakish looking

No. 1324564

File: 1662150552110.gif (663.27 KB, 352x200, 1DC3076A-4EB8-47A4-A170-67D6A2…)

>>1324556
I just know you’re an odenkirkfag.

No. 1324566

File: 1662150685609.jpg (84.13 KB, 700x534, lunch.jpg)

I admittedly use tiktok and I think those videos of mothers making lunches for their kids and going out of their way to make them cute are so sweet. In general I think it's nice when people cook for others out of love. I follow a page where a guy makes meals for his wife.

No. 1324571

>>1324566
>guy makes lunch for his wife

Which planet did he come from? Most videos I see are women making childish lunches for their grown 40 year old husbands and seeing the comment section praising him as a ‘king’

No. 1324576

File: 1662150954958.gif (2 MB, 245x245, 41f8c0890c2d5cbf99614d54c76f1a…)

>>1324564
oh god no, i only like young men. the oldest guy i think is kinda attractive is timothy olyphant and that's mostly because his character in santa clarita is sweet and a great husband. like i said, it has to do with markey's politics but it's not like i'm attracted to him. i just think for a super old guy he still looks alright

No. 1324577

>>1324566
Samefag, I just remembered that I also follow a page of a lady who makes lunches for her wife too! I hope to have a family to make lunches for one day.
>>1324571
There are honestly a lot of men on tiktok who cook.

No. 1324586

File: 1662151125542.gif (3.73 MB, 384x216, F9BD8ED3-EE5B-4D02-8258-894CF5…)

>>1324576
omg nonna he looked like a complete snack in that good place episode

No. 1324632

>>1324155
giraffe looking mf

No. 1324638

File: 1662153581236.jpg (1.03 MB, 1578x2000, the-nubian-giraffe-by-jacques-…)


No. 1324640

emo bands like FOB and PATD sung with such pronounced american accents. the nasalness must be intentional but its so weird

No. 1324642

>>1324638
I'm not attracted to nubian giraffes either sorry

No. 1324648

File: 1662154316022.png (1.02 MB, 820x1106, Giraffe_Strike.png)

>>1324642
Anime giraffes?

No. 1324649

>>1324648
I never understood how Obey Me got so popular even though it's so ugly.

No. 1324650

>>1324640
>these American bands sounded American

No. 1324653

>>1324649
Some of the art for certain cards are cute but I feel like the regular characters themselves are meh especially levi

No. 1324658

File: 1662155215283.jpg (83.87 KB, 752x1125, cf404ec5eb396fd263c5eeb2bc0c82…)

>>1324649
this is exactly why this version of obey me will always be the superior one

No. 1324659


No. 1324660

>>1324658
death note with dorito chins?

No. 1324665

>>1324650
some american bands sing with neutral accents but those bands sound like theyre exaggerating it is what i mean

No. 1324681

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I need to lose some weight

No. 1324683

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look at these fucking ducks

No. 1324687

>>1324683
Are they on the way to a meeting or sorts?

No. 1324693

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>>1324642
What about this giraffe

No. 1324697

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My ex name was Josh too and he looked stoned as hell too

No. 1324701

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>>1324683

These kinds of ducks are called "runner ducks", for anyone who wants to look them up.

No. 1324707

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Giraffe

No. 1324711

i wish i was rich enough or my family was rich enough to ask for a fancy expresso machine. my at home cups just cant compete with the cups from 2 cafes here. theirs is so smooth and creamy.

No. 1324728

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Hehe

No. 1324741

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just want to work like 3 days a week and spend the rest of my days drawing and writing stories and comics

No. 1324747

Me & my cat both have IBS, sometimes when he sits with me our stomachs gurgle together. And I think that's beautiful

No. 1324752

>>1324747
Maybe you can get a litter tray big enough for you to both go at the same time

No. 1324753

was reading another thread when some anons said bmi 25 was obese and used a picture of a fat woman with bmi 25.1 from an infographic, but i looked it up and there was a woman with a higher bmi 25.7 who looked to be in much better shape. she was chubby but definitely not obese, and much smaller. so basically, remember to work out

No. 1324757

>>1324752
Now anon…

No. 1324776

Red Baron brick oven pizzas are so good. I eat it with a pickle and ranch.

No. 1324799

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which one of you is doing these?

No. 1324941

I keep seeing dark spots around the house, like little shadows on the corner of my eye, and when I look at them directly, they disappear. Sometimes things look like they moved but idk if they actually moved or it's just my head playing tricks on me. This feels like when I was younger and I would try to catch a plate or other stuff falling off the table, only to realize nothing moved. Feel like I'm going nuts.

No. 1325022

I wish people who say it's ghetto and unbecoming for women to wear bonnets in public would jump into oncoming traffic.

No. 1325027

>>1324941
That happens to me a lot when I’m anxious or stressed, it’s nothing to worry about. Drink water and eat and you’ll be fine.

No. 1325037

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>>1325022
bonnets are cute

No. 1325042

>>1325037
Not this type of bonnet nonna kek

No. 1325051

>>1325022
I wish I could wear a bonnet in public but it's definitely a black woman only thing… Such a convenient and socially acceptable way to deal with a bad hair day

No. 1325060

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That moment when I get home and take off my glasses after wearing them all day genuinely makes me feel like I have a handicap

No. 1325134

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if i have enough self-control to lose the weight i have enough self-control to save the money
if I have enough self-control to lose the weight I have enough self-control to save the money
If I have enough self-control to lose the weight I have enough self-control to save the money
If I Have Enough Self-Control To Lose The Weight I Have Enough Self-Control To Save The Money
IF I HAVE ENOUGH SELF-CONTROL TO LOSE THE WEIGHT I HAVE ENOUGH SELF-CONTROL TO SAVE THE MONEY

No. 1325162

Is paki-chan ok?!

No. 1325167

>>1325162
she was in the thread about men looking like 40 year olds yesterday

No. 1325176

>>1325167
Oh that's good, God save her insufferable ass

No. 1325207

>>1325162
>>1325167
Where is Romanian anon?
I still believe I can fix her.

No. 1325213

god i hate leftist men

No. 1325216

i love how my last few period cycles have been me having zits form around my mouth. i would take them literally anywhere else but my hormones chose violence

No. 1325217

>>1325213
Tell one he's like the alt-right just in blue and he'll try to find a way to call you a whore that doesn't deserve rights.

No. 1325228

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No. 1325238

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>>1325216
If this is available to you I highly recommend it. Pimples around the mouth hurt like fuck, too. Warning though it smells like ass and acetone but it really works. I've used it for pimples that haven't surfaced yet and it kicks ass.

No. 1325241

1 has to go- juvaderm or diet tea

No. 1325246

I got my first pair of wireless headphones today. Usually I'm pretty meh about new technology (not that Bluetooth is new lol) and rarely update anything until I absolutely need to but this is life changing. It's like when I swapped to tampons.

No. 1325247

>>1325246
I love wireless headphones too, but according to the anons in the weekend thread they're going to give us cancer

No. 1325250

>>1325241
juvaderm I had a really bad reaction to that and will never do it again I thought I was going to die

No. 1325270

>>1325207
I was wondering too, I don't have the time to sit on the farms as much as I used to. When was she last seen?
If she finally fucked off, good for her (and everyone else)

No. 1325272

>>1325207
I’d take her over the scrotes and troons shitting it up here

No. 1325290

My bf and I watch some j-vlogger content together (Chris, Sharla, Emma, TC) Today I bought some Reebok pants and a hoodie and the first thing he said was "Oh! Like Sharla!" kek fuck off.

No. 1325292

Thinking about the Kiki and taco saga makes me so nostalgic for old lolcow

No. 1325309

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Paige posted a community tab about her anniversary and on the first pic she was alone and my shock at the second pic lmfaooooo… i reeeaallly hope she is actually happy because this is one ugly moid

No. 1325319

>>1325309
I'm used to seeing women filtered to hell and back but everytime I see a man filtered it's so creepy

No. 1325322

I was looking forward to moving out, but now i feel kinda awkward in this totally new city

No. 1325329

For the last 6 months or so I've been saying the phrase silly slay whenever I feel like it which is at least once or twice a day. I'm also fond of Kim's (the kardashian) accent so I combine the two and say something lıke, oh my god, soo much silly slay. SO much silly slay! So so much.
I'm not entirely sure what the term means but I have a pretty good feel of it. It's when something is beautiful and also unabashedly silly. For example a calico cat. It's a comic feminine archeype. For now, it's a funny brain worm. In the future? Perhaps a symptom. LOL!

No. 1325333

>>1325246
what a coincidence, i hate both wireless headphones and tampons

No. 1325335

>>1325329
i love this anon. you silly slay to me

No. 1325338

>>1325329
>I'm also fond of Kim's (the kardashian) accent so I combine the two and say something lıke, oh my god, soo much silly slay. SO much silly slay! So so much.
I'm sorry but I would slice my ears off if I had to hear this.

No. 1325347

>>1325329
perhaps you're just retarded anon

No. 1325350

>>1325329
this post is the text post version of nails on a chalkboard

No. 1325354

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No. 1325357

>>1325354
Cannibalism is the most eco-friendly diet

No. 1325370

I'm watching the old pippi longstalking animated movie because Saturday morning cartoons and I can but I never noticed how many upskirt panty shots there are it's so weird. She shows her underwear like every single scene. I love the songs a lot though

No. 1325597

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Kek

No. 1325636

>>1325354
i wish this was less porny. artfags, RECREATE!!

No. 1325645

>>1325636
KEK yes. When I get home and remember I want to make my own rendition with Elsie and 2x.

No. 1325650

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>>1325645
based. thank you, i can't wait to see your work!

No. 1325657

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>be me working retail
>in close proximity to moid coworker he’s a bit younger than me
> he keeps pacing back and forth but kind of waddling and hunching over
>keeps muttering or singing to himself
>clears his throat / coughs and asks me in a really slurred way “where’s this product”
>”oh uh I don’t know”
>he waddles off

Me rn

No. 1325663

>>1325657
Nonna you should follow him home and make sure you push him into oncoming traffic

No. 1325674

I really want to know what bipolar mania feels like, I find it impossible to imagine for some reason

No. 1325686

>>1325674
The best sex I ever had was with a guy who I didn't know was bipolar and manic att. He went to hospital soon afterwards. Great fuck tho… silver lining to everything.

No. 1325689

>>1325674
feels kind of like taking a low dose of adderal and a crazy strong sativa at the same time. very similar to a kind of euphoria and high energy high you can get from drugs imo. the motivation and inspiration is crazy addicting

No. 1325697

>>1325689
How long does it usually last for/ how frequently does it happen? Like how many times a year? Also would you describe it as a pleasant feeling?

No. 1325791

>>1325657
me as a male

No. 1325815

>>1325051
Idk how socially acceptable it is tbh. There are a lot of women who do wear them in public, but then are a lot of people who think it's ghetto and like wearing pajamas in public (since a lot of women mostly wear bonnets to bed to protect our hairstyles). In reality it's more like wearing a hair scarf or men wearing durags. Some also believe it makes us look bad as a race but I honestly don't think most other people care that much or even really know what a bonnet is.

Anyway, sorry for the rant.

No. 1325886

I just associate bonnets with touhou

No. 1325887

>>1325657
oh man im like this. im sorry for being autistic. one time in highschool i trespassed onto some closed suburbian apartment area(?) to get to a playground and did exactly this pacing back and forth whispering to myself next to security cops for like 15 minutes. only mustered up "words" to ask permission to go when one of them was like "whats wrong with this crazy bitch?". they let me go in the end but i felt nervous and left 10 minutes or so after

No. 1325890

>>1325887
It's ok when women do it

No. 1325894

>>1325887
just… try not to whisper to yourself in public

No. 1325900

File: 1662234861589.jpeg (1.06 MB, 4000x2500, bandana.jpeg)

>>1325051
I tried wearing a headscarf as a white woman and I felt like a retard. It wasn't even wrapped in a style that I see a lot of black women wear, it was like picrel and I still felt dumb. I have the most beautiful silk scarf though and I'm determined to make this work. It's probably just my low self esteem, anxiety, and the podunk town I live in tbh.

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>>1325894
i dont even notice i do it. i was practicing what and how to ask for permission. i end up physically practicing by whispering instead of thinking about it in my head. at least it helps me figure out which inflection and tone is more suitable but i do try my best to stop because i know how creepy that looks. sorry

No. 1325903

>>1325900
grace kelly used to wear scarves all the time. i do it in her style and it’s super cute

No. 1325905

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Also I found this while searching for headscarf pics. What the fuck this bitch looks like No-Face

No. 1325909

>>1325905
What the fuck is she wearing?

No. 1325911

>>1325909
A used condom and a trash bag

No. 1325914

>>1325905
Is that pnp lmao? Crazy how they all turn into the same exact pillow faced blobs

No. 1325915

>>1325911
Looks like it

No. 1325919

>>1325915
It wouldn't be as bad if the yellowed condom latex was clear but she'd still look like a dumbass with all that disproportionate shit on the back of her head

No. 1325941

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>>1325902
I do it too out of anxiety. over time we can train ourselves to stop but no matter our neuroses women are queens

No. 1325945

God fucking damnit my bf just asked if we can go to his brother's house 2 hours earlier than planned so I'm gonna be uncomfortable for 5 hours instead of just 3. He's a nice guy but I can never get comfortable at his family's house(s) because I am a retard.

No. 1325953

>>1325657
Feels like more people of this nature are cropping up lately. Whenever I see some weird autist hunched over and pacing on the train I think he's about to open fire on all of us lmao

No. 1325976

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No. 1325987

>Offenses & love aren't compatible. In his case, It’s hard to discern & tell until one ascertains his reasons to understand why he either enjoys or tolerates such an abuse. However, in your case, It certainly means that you have a problem with perversion that you need to correct.
lmao answer to a question I had, I love it

No. 1325994

I really need to go to a doctor because I have some kind of vagina lumps (probably cysts) but I don't want to.

No. 1326005

It's so easy to get a refund when ordering online. I've gotten $200 back this month from amazon and other big companies just from saying my package didnt arrive kek
Im stopping for awhile but it's easy and fun nonnies you should do it.

No. 1326019

>>1325976
which would you recommend, ill look up one of these for the craic while i have a minute to kill

No. 1326022

>>1325994
a nice gyno will make you feel away better about it than staying at home and putting it off will, if that helps at all. Hope you bite the bullet and get it checked since most things can be easily dealt with these days. good look nona

No. 1326028

>>1325994
You deserve to be healthy nonnie. Go get that appointment! Do it for me

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No. 1326087

>>1326005
Kek I do this too whenever possible. I'll start a return on Amazon just to see if they tell me I don't have to send the item back in order to get a refund, which sometimes happens for some reason. Maybe it's not worth it to them to have it shipped back or something idk. I also did this to a scrote on Etsy because the package was never marked as delivered mwahahha

No. 1326091

>>1326081
me neither, girl in a blue dress. feelsbad

No. 1326093

>>1326081
She looks so young, but she's out of college wow

No. 1326097

>>1326093
wow really? she could pass for 12 or 14 based on that pic, haven't seen the video

No. 1326098

>>1326091
We're all friends on the farms nonnie

No. 1326154

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Kiwifarms is down now

No. 1326158

>>1326154
>imminent and emergency threat to human life
Kek this is so dramatic

No. 1326167

>>1326154
Quite glad I finished the Stephanie Cianfriglia thread just before this happened

No. 1326168

>>1326154
Damn I need to know if Vinny vinesauce is wearing a wig or not

No. 1326171

>>1326168
wait what? i need to know the truth now.

No. 1326172

"Danon" in the Amanda Bret thread annoys me and I want to report him every time he says "Danon here," but he is somewhat bringing milk to the thread so I abstain.

No. 1326183

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>>1326171
See for urself…

No. 1326185

>>1326158
>>1326154
I hate trannies so fucking much, how is this a threat.

No. 1326193

>>1326183
Vinny really said it's my hair i bought it.

No. 1326195

>>1326193
Ayrt you made me laugh irl. Have a good day/night nonna

No. 1326200

>>1326154
>threat to human life
I was taught as a kid that words dont hurt, but I guess trannies are the most sensitive little bitches out there.

No. 1326201

I wonder how many of you ladies promise sage like the herb

No. 1326208

>>1326154
This reads like there's zombies or some shit and the apocalypse is about to happen
>imminent and emergency threat to human life
I'm running to my bunker.

No. 1326212

>>1326201
I never promised sage a goddamn thing. Tell it that I’ll see it in court!!!

No. 1326233

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I love picrel, but they are so sweet holy fuck. I even thought the cream cheese chunks were white chocolate for the longest because of how sweet it is. I need to start making these myself so they can fit my tastes better.

No. 1326241

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i logged in to tumblr for the first time in months and was welcomed by goofiest sponsored post

No. 1326247

>>1326241
Kpop fans like this are so funny I love them, it's too bad theyre outnumbered by twitterfags

No. 1326263

>>1326247
nonacita i dont know how tell you this but… they are the twitterfags

No. 1326318

>>1326022
>>1326028
I want to promise that I'll make an appointment, but I don't know if I can. It's like I go between "there's nothing actually wrong with you, don't waste a doctor's time by making them look at your gross vagina" and "better be safe than sorry, just go get a checkup".

No. 1326322

>>1324155
sosu ?

No. 1326325

>>1326263
No twitterfags talk like this
>happy bday to my skrunkly babyboy jungkook!! the gender envy rly popped off w this pic n i luv so it sm so i decided to edit it to hav some bday stuff!!!

No. 1326359


No. 1326365

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whenever someone in the PixieLocks thread calls her 14 year old alter ‘Jerrica’ I think about this scene from Twilight with Jessica Stanley and I laugh my ass off every time. it’s so retarded. I love/hate my retarded sense of humour

No. 1326368

>>1326098
i refuse to befriend anons who date kiwifags though

No. 1326370

So interesting seeing grown men pushing 30 continue to post on socials the exact same way they did as teens. Literally zero character development, just pure autism

No. 1326387

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I do not care about your shitty taste in men. I do not care about your super autistic never-sees-men-other-than-your-dad views of male attractiveness especially knowing that several of you date men off of 4chan and kiwifarms and are in your mid to late 20s and still a discord kitten. I know you have terrible taste and nobody, I mean nobody, is asking for your opinion and I get embarrassed reading some of the shit you say because you sound underaged and stupid.

No. 1326389

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>>1326387
are you mad because someone called your man ugly in celebricows?

No. 1326392

>>1326389
No I don’t stan celebrities I just keeping seeing the cringest takes ever lately

No. 1326397

>>1326392
then is it about this thread? >>1321060 because all i see are based takes

No. 1326407

>>1326387
slayed. ur so right nonna

No. 1326408

>>1326397
? Girl no, that thread is correct. Anons are always sharing their “taste” and it makes them sound like borderline peterfiles at times, grosses me out

No. 1326446

>>1326322
Night song

No. 1326454

>>1326408
Wait, what? I mainly see anons lusting after old dudes

No. 1326484

>>1326454
nta but i mainly see them lusting after 2d boys

No. 1326490

>>1326484
ntayrt but do you mean shotas or 2d guys in general? shotafags are in a tiny minority here and usually get shit on so i still don't get the complaint. most of the 2d men posted tend to be adults or at least look beefy, almost outright bara sometimes

No. 1326491

>>1326241
I'm amazed it took them this long to monetize tumblr

No. 1326588

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what's with the increase of fun hating posts in multiple threads whining about every little thing being 'cringe' lately? i'm here to be gassy not classy. most of it is in threads where the whole point is being stupid anyway. nonnies thinking we're here to meet the queen of england or some shit

No. 1326591

Where the fuck did all those emoji-posters suddenly come from? Is it kiwifags missing their special ed stickers

No. 1326596

>>1326591
some female youtuber drama ended up having its own thread (i think her name is gabbie) and it also brought twitterfags and tiktok users

No. 1326604

>>1326588
>I’m here to be gassy not classy
Probably because out of nowhere there’s a massive influx of lame posts like this where you sound like a 35 year old trying way too hard to be funny. You sound exactly like the type of people we make fun of on here.

No. 1326606

>>1326604
>out of nowhere
you never even use the threads i'm thinking of, do you. post something better.

No. 1326609

>>1326606
I’ve used lolcow for years, the past few days alone I feel like I’m in fandom tumblr. Maybe stop sounding like a tryhard elder millennial and people wouldn’t call you one.

No. 1326612

>>1326609
oh you're that retarded kid from the screencaps thread, nevermind.

No. 1326618

>>1326612
Nice tinfoil. I’m not a kid, I’m pushing 30. You’re genuinely likely just cringe and I imagine you’re just pissy you’re receiving backlash for trying to turn lolcow into dumblr 2.0, miss gassy not classy.

No. 1326622

Just found out about a conspiracy theory that moids have talked about. Basically the theory goes that women taking birth control pills have led to ‘woke culture’ or something
>one study found that women were attracted to more feminine men
>this means that women are attracted to ‘beta’ men
>the pill allows women to have a limited amount of kids, so it increases the likelihood of helicopter parenting
>beta men can’t properly parent children because they’re beta
>kids are fucked
They’re making a lot of reaches to blame women for everything

No. 1326623

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>>1326618
nah everyone else was fine with the posts i'm thinking of (which weren't even made by me) except you. is this what you find funny?

No. 1326624

>>1326622
The unfortunate part about this idiocracy is that moids will believe it.

No. 1326638

>>1326622
Moids will cope until they die not realising things are as bad as they are because of them. Women want to not be shamed for being sexually active when men are considered good for having past sexual partners? Fine, but only if womens newly accepted sexuality panders towards scrotes such as through camming and prostitution and the like. Same thing with companies since scrotes infest most positions of power because they killed and used strength and then laws they themselves created and enforced to keep the more saner and less degenerate and less likely to use their power for evil like pedophilia sex aka women out. You want womens rights? Fine, but only if we can somehow make money of it like using women in provocative adds to sell things, selling SJW slogan t-shirts while not caring about the relevant group, pushing makeup as empowering to prevent womens increased self-esteem and sense of purpose beyond looks from cutting into profits, and selling biological reality to gross coomers who can’t actually just outright buy a woman or pedophile scrotes who want their stunted eunuch as was tradition for men for most of history. Men think things should only be allowed to exist if it benefits them which is why caring about things like mens mental health is a mistake, they only care if it can be used to achieve a goal and do not truly care about others experiencing similar problems. Left or right it is rare to find one who does not support their position for selfish reasons. They are anti-society and evolution. When ever men ree about women being in positions of power, point out to them that degeneracy would not be enabled as it is today.

No. 1326640

I want to go to the LA Philharmonic alone during a Mozart show and bawl my eyes out, like really bad. I wonder if other people do this. I would imagine the answer is yes

No. 1326642

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>>1326640
I will be buying opera binoculars

No. 1326663

>>1326640
me but with wagner/verdi

No. 1326674

i just remembered when i was 12 and had a crush on some tv show character and my best friend at the time would always make fun of me for it. she'd always say eww or something when i'd bring him up. it spun into her trying really hard to put me off him, telling me all kinds of things about him that were likely made up. this went on for a while until i no longer really cared about this crush since i didn't watch the show anymore. she revealed to me that she had a crush on that character too and was trying to put me off since she wanted him "all to herself"..

No. 1326686

>>1326674
Ffs I was literally reading this thinking “I hope anons friend confesses their crush for her and they end up gfs!!!!” I’m so disappointed I feel sick. This is why I don’t do “ships”.

No. 1326700

>>1326686
kek sorry anon, i have often thought she had a crush on me based on other things she did though. i'll never know now..

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I randomly remembered Alchemy game from my teen years and wanted to try it again, I am having a stroke

No. 1326899

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>be me
>have some cubed cheese, crackers, and grapes
>eating a bit more cheese cubes than normal because idk they’re just hitting the spot for some reason
>next day
>big red pimple on chin
>mfw

No. 1326908

>>1326899
its okay nona, pimples are only temporary. plus you got to enjoy a cheese cube, i will eat one in your honor.

No. 1326921

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remember how much weeb centered this website used to be ? i mean yeah it originated from /cgl/ for drama so obviously. now idk what the majority is anymore but definitely not japan [media] likers. but there is a large fujo demographic so i dont know what to think. its just so much less kawiwa nippon fan desuyoneee. you can notice this in the fashion threads most notably, like there's so many normies here now it seems. maybe they are the same nonnies grown up ? could be just me though because the anime and manga threads are fairly active, i dont know… not saying its a negative or positive change.
what do you nonettes think ?

No. 1326924

>>1326921
moments after i posted this i noticed a literal j-fashion thread on /g/. guess i was wrong kek sorry nonnies

No. 1326928

>>1326921
Noticed the same and I miss it, which is why I'm sometimes just reading through old threads for nostalgias sake lol.

No. 1326931

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I need him so bad. Why isn't he in my bed or eating my pussy or letting me lick his thighs muscle to muscle

No. 1326944

>>1326921
it makes me sad because current /cgl/ is basically unusable due to all the troons and moid bait/spam and other weeby online places are now also infested with troons and incel types these days, thinking about it makes me nostalgic for early 2000-2010s internet

No. 1326946

>>1326921
It's because most anons grew up and anime started sucking a lot since the first Isekaishit about a loser becoming a hero was taken seriously.
And not only that, most of us have noticed how even the old anime just isn't as entertaining as it was when we were young.

No. 1326956

>>1326946
NTA, it's not only about anime, it's general japan stuff, too, so fashion, music, movies, general culture stuff and so on.

No. 1327005

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No. 1327032

>>1326921
there's definitely a new userbase here that's been here for years. i honestly laugh when i see normie topics anywhere on the site because it seems perfomative to me.

No. 1327036

>>1327032
What kind of normie topics?

No. 1327049

>>1327036
just some of the threads on /g/, especially like the normie fashion ones.

No. 1327103

>>1327049
/g/ has way more weirdos (i say this endearingly dw) outnumbering normies

No. 1327106

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"Some people" just say east asian you coward

No. 1327108

>>1327106
Is it really only East Asians? I have a coworker who talked about her boyfriend getting really red when drinking, and they're both Bulgarian.

No. 1327109

>>1327106
It’s not an asian exclusive thing is it?

No. 1327112

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>>1327005
reply to me directly you baby

No. 1327121

>>1327106
It’s legit one of the reasons I don’t drink and I’m whiter than Bakura’s ballsack

No. 1327126

>>1327106
It's not just east asians, my father becomes bright red as soon as he drinks beer and he's not asian at all. He's pale though.

No. 1327128

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Don’t romanticize Lolita kids or else this is your sad future

No. 1327132

>>1327128
i was literally thinking this as well. great minds think alike. bleak…

No. 1327143

Being a train driver seems to like it would be fun

No. 1327147

>>1327143
Until someone jumps in front of it

No. 1327149

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i used to be such a pretentious bitch but then life completely fucked me over and made me humble. and i actually prefer myself like this.

No. 1327150

>>1327128
Uhh, what's going on here? I'm confused.

No. 1327159

>>1327149
source lawl

No. 1327163

Don't know where else to post this but whew lasses. I applied for a software dev job recently and they sent me a quiz to solve. I thought it would involve writing code, but it was all theoretical and let me tell you, I did not do well. Fourier transformations? Euler? Big O? Like I studied this stuff in university, but it's been almost 7 years and I haven't touched it since. I'm fucked gg.

No. 1327167

i wish it was 2005 again. i have the strong urge to exdee and naruto run.

No. 1327172

>>1327159
i stole it off some insane bitch’s tumblr blog it was stolen art kek

No. 1327177

>>1327171
it's literally the tranny schizo spammers twitter account.

No. 1327182

>>1327177
So he's also a furry? God…

No. 1327183

>>1327171
This is blaine, he was never an admin. Don't post him ever again.

No. 1327184

>>1327177
NTA but didn't his Twitter have a different handle?
Anyway, it could also be an admin from way back when lolcow wasn't radfem leaning and males were allowed. That is, if that's not the tranny schizo.

No. 1327185

I'm looking at old rinmaru characters I made and I get so much nostalgia. I also feel like they looked cuter idk wtf happened to my creativity

No. 1327216

>>1327185
I'm so jealous, the ones I did were all on my old memory card that broke like six years ago.

No. 1327221

>>1326921
>>1326946
>>1326956
Yea I don't put Japan on a pedestal anymore bc it's all shit just like everything else.

No. 1327227

>>1327143
Tf I was just having a conversation about being a train driver and yes I was also talking about eventually killing people. Not that I would enjoy this part tho

No. 1327230

>>1326921
As someone who made the jump from /cgl/ to lolcow, I can say I like this change. I think /cgl/ was a kawiwi jfashion echo chamber, and I couldn't see anything past the japanese fashion trends. My fashion sense has thrived and expanded upon spending more time here with women that like all kinds of things. I feel blessed honestly, I love the community here more than I ever did over there.

No. 1327235

>>1327221>>1326921
I feel like everyone in general traded japan for south korea, and idk why because sk seems so fucking boring and soulless

No. 1327239

>>1326921
I used to love jfashion when I was younger, but I grew up and sadly the fashion didn't grow up with me. I don't think I suit girly hyper femenine styles, or super goth edgy styles, or the super hyper colorful and weird styles either. In any case, there's no need to wear anything exclusively japanese for me when regular fashion in the west has become way more varied and accesible. There's more things to chose from, if you want puffy dresses or colorful sweaters and cute accesories just go to your local H&M.

No. 1327241

>>1326921
I've been here since cgl days and I'm in my early 30s. I have more money than ever to spend on clothing and work a corporate job, and I'm naturally not drawn to jfashion anymore and prefer pieces that reflect high quality in material and design and are simple to coordinate. If that makes me a normie so be it, I'm not gonna be living a gyaru dream gone by in my 40s

No. 1327245

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>>1326921
J-fashion is something you cannot separate from weeb spaces, and even though I like anime and japanese culture I don't think I could continue spending time with the people who do, they're insufferable imo. The new people who get into jfashion are the ones who seem extra performative to me. They do not seem to understand where things come from. I don't think japanese fashion is as mythical as everyone made it to be back in the day but for some reason very few people both in japan and the west actually capture the true charm it had in the 90s or 2000s. It's all for show, you dress for pictures or as a brag and things aren't the best quality anymore. It's kinda larp-ish. And I think growing up and expanding your tastes is fine to be honest. Pic related is an ex gyaru model in Japan, this is how she dressed in 2006 vs 2016.

No. 1327247

Don't understand how anyone can hate pink when pussy is pink

No. 1327261

>>1326921
I still like lolita. Can't wear it because i got fat and it pains me so much. I destest normie clothes so much and really struggle with western fashion being so boring and low quality. I can literally name 3 animes i actually enjoy tbh, i really don't care for it as much as i would like to.

No. 1327262

About to eat burgers

No. 1327269

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>>1327245
Expanding upon this
It also feels like most people nowadays go for the flashiest, most attention grabbing, and most out there "jfashion" outfits. It feels like they don't really wear what people used to wear back in the day. And yes I know some gyaru outfits were outrageos even back then, but still. Picture is some random people I just found on instagram with the hashtag gyaru vs an actual popular gyaru magazine in 2006.
https://archive.org/details/egg0706/

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>>1327262
About to eat Mac and cheese

No. 1327274

>>1327271
If I'm playing cloud watching with your pic I'm seeing a melting buffalo jumping over flowers.

No. 1327277

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>>1327269
I'm going to continue sorry kek, but I've been thinking about j-fashion for the last week and now it is the opportunity to sperg about it
This video gives me life. I like how enthusiastic these gothic lolitas from the 2000s are. There's something super genuine about them, and I really can't say the same with most things you see online nowadays. Here's the full video
https://archive.org/details/lifestyle-of-gothrori-girls

No. 1327280

>>1327277
Lastly, compare to what most people into "j-fashion" or kawaii alternative clothes are into nowadays. I hate this so much. This is the definition of male pandering and zoomer shit. So yeah. That's my thoughts on the matter kek. I don't expect people to really respond to me or anything since this topic is very out there, but I like that I felt like I was on old /cgl/, once again.

No. 1327287

>>1327247
True dat

No. 1327292

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>>1327274
i see it

No. 1327300

I successfully manifested every sexy guy in my life, yet I can't manifest money or fame, I need to change my vibes and manifest harder cause damn

No. 1327315

>>1327271
>>1327274
>>1327292
this is why I adore lolcow honestly. magnificent interaction

No. 1327316

how does pyramid head wear cat ears

No. 1327348

>>1327150
Women in their 40’s that are still holding onto being seen as Lolita

No. 1327359

>Be me
>Driving to get gas
>There's a man in the median holding a crossbow like he's going to shoot something
>This is going up a steep hill in the mountains with two lanes on both sides
>There is really no where to be hunting where he is at
>He is wearing camo
>The fuck is going on
>Make it pass him
>Glad to be away
>Get gas
>Almost hit lady trying to leave
>Looked 3 times and she's wearing a obnoxious outfit
>Feel bad but confused
It's wild out and I didn't get a memo. I hate labor day weekend.

No. 1327365

>>1326921
I’m so glad that era is gone. Gone are the days of randomly fat bitches typing on their keyboards about stupid drama. The people who harp on shayna are like your mother in a midlife crisis, trying to relive days that have aged poorly. I rather trade the passive aggressive diva lolitas pretending to be asian with the autistic fujoshis who know to post sauce and GTFO.

No. 1327366

I'm watching super skinny me and afterwards I'm gonna watch love island and try to workout

No. 1327405

>>1327365
i disagree but you're not wrong about shaynafags kek

No. 1327424

Magic knots in crochet actually suck. But maybe I'm just bad at doing them.

No. 1327439

Finally found my retainer after it was lost for a week and I'm savoring that sweet, sweet teeth shifting ache. Fuck yes let's go toofies GET BACK INTO FUCKING POSITION! ATTEN-HUT!!!

No. 1327440

Nonas, should I drink the beer in my fridge?

No. 1327445

>>1327440
Don’t do it nona

No. 1327447

>>1327424
Agree. I just do a few old-fashioned chain stiches and slip stitch them into a circle and work from there. Works just fine.

No. 1327448

Thought my vibrator just ran out of battery but NO it's completely fucking dead UGHHHH

No. 1327449

>>1327446
>>1327445
It's only 5.1 percent and not going anywhere. Pale ale gf beer.
>>1327444
I love you, nonny.

No. 1327461

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Does anyone else have family members who love to talk about your body? My grandmother and mother both do this but today I was out with my mother, and she kept staring at my legs and told me that I have a lot of stretchmarks. Of course I have stretch marks! I'm a woman and I don't have small thighs either. I had to point out that she has stretchmarks as well. I won't be surprised if the next time I see her she tries to give me some product that makes stretchmarks go away. Stop being so obsessed with how I look, lady.

I have stretchmarks everywhere and I really love them, especially my breast ones. One of the reasons I shave is so I can see them clearly kek.

No. 1327462

>>1327461
my mom keeps commenting on my saggy boobs, telling me wear a bra at all times as if i don’t already do that, sorry for getting saggy boob genes from my paternal grandma i guess lol

No. 1327470

>>1327461
my sister makes comments on my body some of which are clearly projection about herself. she's always been fat and would tell me to eat since im slightly underweight due to food restrictions on food allergies. she told me to cut my long hair because it wasnt as thick as hers. made me feel like she was really insecure us being together since now i was the skinny one with long hair too. she's told me my boobs are too perky when i was a teen, that my hair growing in during puberty was disgusting, and that i was a whore if i was shaving my legs but also gross for not shaving them. pretty sure she is the reason i was insecure for years. of course if i say anything bad she will cry crocodile tears probably in public.

No. 1327474

Friend from high school now has a webcomic where the protagonist is clearly a self insert, which makes me wonder if the love interest is also based on a real person.

No. 1327480

I drank too much almond milk and now I feel so sick. I wish I knew how to make myself throw up.

No. 1327483

>>1327461
yes. i think there's clearly some weird psychosexual projection, envy, control issues, boundary issues going on. my mother sexualizes my body and it's especially weird being raised Muslim. like sex will never be explicitly discussed, but my body can be treated as inherently sexual.

No. 1327487

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I seriously almost threw up in my mouth a little after reading this. And no I’m not bitter from growing up fatherless or something this shit is just so fucking cringe

No. 1327489

>>1327487
No kek, if my father tried to touch me it'd let me know he's read to beat me up or strangle me again like when I was a kid because males are degenerates. Males don't protect shit even if they're paid for it like the police are.

No. 1327492

The clouds were so, so beautiful today. They looked like a painting I tried to take a photo but my camera couldn't capture the beauty.n

No. 1327497

>>1327487
A random 2 second massage sounds creepy and shows how this persons twitter is based off random movie tropes.

No. 1327500

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No. 1327503

>>1327487
>2 second massage
>”the protector”
Kek the only thing men protect are their own pathetic egos

No. 1327518

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Which Amish guy do you want

No. 1327521

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No. 1327523

>>1327521
Me on the left

No. 1327534

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No. 1327574

I really, really need to be asleep but instead I'm eating a salad

No. 1327593

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Someone do something funny please I'm dying of boredom reloading the same boards every 5 seconds

No. 1327627

I fucking hate the pet name "Baby/Babe". No bigger turn off when reading fanfiction and the guy says babe. It's ALWAYS out of character and cringe. Bonus points for characters from a different fucking time period or fantasy world saying babe. AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FANFICTIONS AND FUCK YOU AUTISM FOR NOT LETTING ME IGNORE THIS

No. 1327633

>>1327627
Hard agree

No. 1327641

>>1327593
Bug…that's a penis

No. 1327666

>>1327523
Giving him a 2 second massage as the protector?

No. 1327667

>>1327627
Same. Whenever I complain about it being on the same level as daddy or mommy, I get told that it's different and also used way longer anyways, but it's just as disturbing imo.

No. 1327712

>>1327666
He needs to know I’m always watching.

No. 1327714

I love it when I reply to an anon and anons start replying the the anon I'm replying to practically saying the same thing I said. That is probably some narc thing, but it's funny. Sometimes posts will be up for like an hour, I'll reply making a small joke or something, and then within like 20 minutes there'll be a second reply saying nearly word for word what I already said. This is all a rough guesstimate but it's happened to me many times before and I just think it's so funny. It's like I made their brain jump to action. Okay, narc-ass post done.

No. 1327726

>>1327714
Anons don’t often read up and kneejerk reply, me included, so yeah there will be some pretty textbook similar sentiments

No. 1327746

>>1327487
He almost got it. What the fuck is a two second massage? Those awful shoulder/neck squeezes that men do?

No. 1327747

>>1327627
Same. It's such a cringe pet name, I hate that it's a thing. I never called my partner that.

No. 1327749

>>1327714
metaphorically pooping and peeing on this post.

No. 1327753

>>1327714
metaphorically peeing and pooping on this post.

No. 1327755

>>1327714
metaphorically shitting and pissing on this post.

No. 1327761

So I have a best friend of 11 years and also his gf of 10 ish? Idk its been forever, and she is my friend too. Every time she calls, I answer like “hello beautiful/gorgeous/ wonderful friend!” Sometimes I'm extra, i know
But this time it was her bf but he has a deep voice and was like “uh…i feel so pretty, (anon) thank you.” Kek boy put her on the line that compliment was -not 4 u-

No. 1327763

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No. 1327765

Men can't gaslight me and call me crazy anymore. I'm in my 30s. I've been an unhinged 20 something year old. I've dealt with unhinged men of all ages. I have no issue calling out anything even if they can gaslight and deflect and try the whole you're crazy why do you think this you're crazy etc etc. No bitch I'm experienced, fuck you.

No. 1327771

My bf annoyedme so I took one bite out of the food he was saving and put it back

No. 1327776

>>1327771
Chew up all his food and regurgitate it back into the container. That's a dark triad Stacy move (consumed his food, put it back so you stay skinny, but ruined it as a warning.)

No. 1327889

>>1327765
same, im too old to put up with the bullshit

No. 1327953

>>1327483
Ayrt, I agree that it probably is a nasty concoction of those things. I am curvy and I also had that experience of feeling like my body is inherently sexual as well, which made me feel worse when I was younger.

No. 1327954

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Hi

No. 1327958

I was horny earlier, but instead of masturbating I took a nap. Now I still want to masturbate but I'm not actually horny anymore so it's just kind of weird and frustrating.

No. 1328001

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The days are getting shorter, the sun is setting at 8pm already, it's just past 9pm and it's completely dark out, and I feel myself coming alive again, I'm so looking forward to daylight savings next month. I love winter, however unlikely it is, I hope for it to stay forever.

No. 1328006

How many lolcow tabs do you have open right now and what threads are they?

No. 1328011

>>1328006
This one, artist salt, Vtube, things you love about yourself, good characters design, child abuse in Hollywood. So 6, what about you anon?

No. 1328016

>>1328006
30. i'm not gonna list all that tho kek.

No. 1328027

>>1328016
2, this one and youtuber general thread in /snow/, though i have the drawing room in tab as well

No. 1328034

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someone talk to me im fucking bored pelease. Tell me about your life or hows your day going

No. 1328035

>>1328034
I'm having a hankering for some pumkpin spiced latte from starbucks, and also just doodling, how are you nonny

No. 1328041

>>1328034
I am looking for apartments and I wish there was an option where you could translate the shit into like "in a lively area with lots of cultural experiences" = "yeah there's junkies everywhere but there's also a cute Cafe, mace is illegal but consider carrying one babes!"

No. 1328049

>>1321438
>>1321441
Both of these takes astound me. Don't farts come from your intestines? How can you take the air in through your asshole? There's no ability to suck.

And what kind of diet would you need to have to fart twice a month? I'll bet you just fart loads in your sleep.

No. 1328060

>>1328035
that sounds yummy nonny, very fall season!
>>1328041
That freaking sucks, I hope you find a safe appartment soon

No. 1328062

>>1328060
I'm in no rush finding a place but like, damn connect me to a young woman who knows the area and building, lemme me have a talk with her! Also how the hell does a historically not the best area have the priciest grocery stores, goddamn.

No. 1328074

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>haha why are guys so into that drawing of the doomer girl imagine being attracted to a wojak, silly moids-

No. 1328091

>>1328074
this dude works at my 7-11

No. 1328093

>>1328074
This is the type of guy I would splash water on when driving

No. 1328103

>>1328074
anon…

No. 1328122

>>1328074
He exclusively talks to 15-17 y/os.

No. 1328126

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In spite of relevant events, I made this to help that the piss out of how retarded everything is now.

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No. 1328132

>>1328126
don't care + you're a nonna + you draw on the internet for free + ratio'd + i reported you + cope and seethe harder, TERF

No. 1328139

>>1328132
Can't tell if this is supposed to be ironic or not.

No. 1328140

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>>1327280
>>1327277
>>1327245
>>1327269
No1curred about my very cool jfashion talk, sad.

No. 1328143

>>1328137
>>1328139
>>1328141
my beloved nonnas, PLS, i am not serious. i am just regurgitating twitter tranny words. meta is a cesspool.

No. 1328147

>>1328143
lol aww this is a twitter esque meme

No. 1328157

>>1328140
i curr. i just didnt know what to say in a way that would return the same energy, and im not knowledgeable enough so i dont feel qualified kek. but i read it and enjoyed it. i hope i see you around more posting about jfashion, there's a thread on /g/ if you want to talk more about this. i'll be there to read if you decide to post there !

No. 1328160

>>1328157
Thank you! you're very sweet nonna

No. 1328173

>>1328140
I thought it was interesting but I know jackshit about jfashion beyond being able to tell apart the most popular styles so what am I gonna say you know.

No. 1328207

>>1326921
I genuinely hate how so many anons here think lolcow is supposed to be about either intellectual books and riot grrl aesthetic with maybe an ironic interest in something cute, boring and plain normiecore with an extra serving of basic bitch looks. The anti-weeb crowd seems to be either those who came here from normie spaces or the kind of cringe "well I outgrew anime" type that think they gained +50 IQ points simply by realizing that moidpandering coomshit anime is actually terrible and now conflate an entire country's contemporary culture with it. I feel like a lot of them are lolitas too because of the terminal elitism that's intertwined with their scene.

No. 1328215

>>1328207
There's still many other problems with the culture besides the coomtoons you know.

No. 1328227

>>1328207
I just dont want to dress like a weeb, stay upset.

No. 1328233

My dog and I found some random burnt logs on the ground today. I picked up a rock and started smashing and crushing the charcoal on them, I love the sound and feel of burnt wood being ground up and crushed to dust. Then, I don’t know what possessed me, I couldn’t resist picking up the chunks and eating them. Dog and I had a shared moment squatting on the floor quietly eating the charcoal from this abandoned bonfire together. The texture was perfect and it didn’t taste of anything. I’m fantasising about eating more, I want a mouthful of mystery wood charcoal to chew on.
I also sometimes chew on steel wool when it comes in at work. It feels so good. I got caught doing it last time though which was very awkward

No. 1328238

>>1328233
My emotions reading this post are a mixture of happy for you, amusement, and what the fuck. You have cavewoman/goat vibes.

No. 1328256

>>1327269
women want to be drag queens so fucking bad it's embarrassing. these men hate you.

No. 1328257

>>1327627
that's so sad, my sweeting

No. 1328258

>>1328233
I wish I had a dog bestie to eat charcoal with too

No. 1328261

>>1328233
you might be suffering from pica look it up

No. 1328278

In my head I'm rehearsing the embarrassing tale of my 3 month relationships end for when I return to work. I wonder what version will make them all leave me alone the quickest

No. 1328284

>>1328278
Gaslight them into thinking you were never in a relationship at all.

One time at an old job I didn’t want to admit that I wasn’t vegan anymore after nine months so I was fake vegan for another three months and then I just quit so I never had to deal with it kek

No. 1328295

>>1328284
are you me, I do this shit all the time lmao

No. 1328330

want juul pods but don’t want to leave the house because I’m a hideous beast uuughhhhh

No. 1328331

>>1328278
say you didn’t know he was gay and just looking for a beard

No. 1328355

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Okay, so, normally I don't mind spiders, if they stay in their corner they can live all winter with me for all I care. But just now, I was washing my face and grabbed the towel to dry my face. I feel something squishy between my fingers and see something black. I'm thinking, it's probably just some lint hanging there, nbd and flick it on the floor to pick it up after I dry myself up. Then I'm starting to think to myself, oh, wouldn't it be funny if this was a spider again, like that one time I acidentally squished one and rubbed over my arm in the shower because I realized it's a daddy longlegs and not one of my hairs a bit too late? I realize it really would be just way too funny, and put on my glasses right on my dripping wet face, and look there, it's a big fat spider that I almost smacked into my face, had I turned the towel over like I sometimes do. I can still feel it between my fingers.

No. 1328358

It may be the beginning of the end of LC and I will spend it all shitposting

No. 1328367

>>1328330
No you aren't hideous nonna and I hope you leave the house because I'm inside your ear and need some fresh air

No. 1328376

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currently in a drunken fight with my bf because he thinks kiwifarms being shut down is a good thing and i think it's bad

No. 1328380

>>1328358
I wish there was a discord or another site similar to LC cause I’m gonna miss this place v.v(v.v)

No. 1328386


No. 1328388

>>1328380
We should probably start scooting offsite. Hit the friendfinder threads, run voice verifications and then we can see about reconvening when/if this crazy media attention shit comes to an end.

No. 1328392

>>1328358
You bitches said that last year and it actually made me scared but today you ain't be doing that with me again, this is probably just a ploy so the admin can run away with your donations

No. 1328393

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Nobody hates Disney more than Disney adults and no one hates eBay more than their 50+ yo sellers kek

No. 1328396

>>1328392
KF shutting down isn't a ploy, but honestly I'm not doomposting, just announcing my intent to shitpost

No. 1328399

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IDGAF! IDCC!! -someone whose head is so far up the ass of your business that they’ve learned to convert shit into oxygen

No. 1328402

>>1328388
A nonna in the cancerous (don’t go in if you absolutely don’t need to Kek ) KF thread is telling how to archive threads locally on your computer >>>/snow/1638292

No. 1328404

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No. 1328406

>>1328388
What the hell did I miss

No. 1328408

>>1328404
It’s kind of obvious how insidious of a group of people you have to be to actively try to erase archives of information willingly shared with audiences that document oftentimes scamming, predatory behavior, etc.

No. 1328410

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>>1328406
The usual suspects (troons) are coming for our beautiful pastures, hopefully they will not be successful

No. 1328411

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which one of you keeps making the feminist idolm@ster edits. i've made a few tokikos but new ones keep popping up.

No. 1328416

>>1328410
I’m embarrassed by how distraught I would be if they brought this site down. I love you nonnies so much I can’t think of any other site I’ve meshed with so well for so long.

No. 1328421

>>1328416
Same. I think it’s neat that (a lot of autistic) women have come together and made an imageboard culture that’s unique than others.

No. 1328424

>>1328411
Im about to make some radfem touhou edits. its already a women only realm.

No. 1328427

>>1328367
mission accomplished!

No. 1328431

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>>1328427
I'm so proud of you genuinely

No. 1328450

>>1328256
what do drag queens have to do with gyaru?

No. 1328454

>>1328256
Retard

No. 1328477

>>1328431
aw thanks. i’m bad at going places lol

No. 1328480

>>1328435
Ah so you understand my plight, maybe we should just date each other nonnie

No. 1328484

File: 1662437487465.gif (3.56 MB, 500x318, 1660104591959.gif)

I have ADHD but am an American with no health insurance so I can't get medicated. I am quite literally losing my mind with this executive dysfunction and am about to snap. I am this close to just buying straight meth off the streets and microdosing.

No. 1328489

>>1328484
Just buy some from college students

No. 1328491

>>1328489
I'm 27 I don't know any college students

No. 1328492

>>1328484
use goodrx! i think you can usually get generic adderall for like $35 per month. my insurance stopped covering my Vyvanse like a year ago so I’ve been stuck with adderall which is way cheaper because there’s generics but it doesn’t work well for me

No. 1328494

>>1328492
i was wrong! generic adderall is under $20 with goodrx

No. 1328495

>>1328494
can you get prescribed on goodrx?

No. 1328497

>>1328495
nah, it’s just a medication discount website. sorry, i misunderstood and thought you meant you had a prescription you couldn’t fill due to the cost. are you diagnosed/have you taken adhd meds on the recent past? being diagnosed can be a hurdle (idk I was diagnosed in elementary school) but if you’ve taken adhd meds in the recent past a general practitioner would probably resume prescribing it without an issue.

if you need to be diagnosed and live in the US try looking up your local MHMR. it’s not glamorous but they can likely help.

No. 1328498

if organs are at the temp of 37 °C/8.6 °F inside the body are the raw organs just constantly being cooked due to heat??? are we cooking alive until we die

No. 1328508

I think my brother is getting weird with gender shit. He recently texted me about when I would sob about wishing I wasn't a girl and if I ever still felt that way. I was sobbing because of period cramps no one ever explained to me. I'm not even gonna answer.

No. 1328515

>>1328508
maybe he's worried about you trooning out and wants to make sure you're safe?

No. 1328518

My only friend that I'd hang out with at all is moving very soon and it hit me how much that's gonna suck because I don't go out much at all except for when I hung out with that friend so I'm gonna use part of the new alone time to reinvent myself because I've turned into a mess and then I have to make new friends I guess but like how? Or I could just be a neet I guess idk

No. 1328521

>>1327245
I always tried to stop myself from thinking this way but there is something that’s so lifeless about fashion in general nowadays and I swear its not just my nostalgic bias. Aside from not understanding where things came from, when people show off their outfits and coords theres something about it that feels off. Its like when you’re watching a streamer or whatever and they’re just eye fucking themselves in the viewfinder. It is all for show, it is all a brag. The weird thing is theres both a lack and an over abundance of subculture. Any actual foundational semblance of a subculture is lacking, but theres a whole web of things that you need to have in order to sell an image that is just aesthetically based. You have to hit certain criteria show that you’re living this kind of life because everything is a weird competition. Status is not new, I know, but it feels different and I don’t know how to explain it. If anything, when I was into things like lolita, shironuri, and decora in 2014 it just felt less violent. Now everything you have an interest in feels like leverage against other people as to who is the coolest. It’s like how people get really up their own asses about “niche celebrity” shit. Even if they pass it as irony you know they’re huffing their own farts.

>>1327269
Gyaru coming back is something I had a feeling would happen when all the 00s trends were coming back (I think I’m just going to say my thoughts, as flawed as they may be). I think gyaru having a come back was asinine, because the way it came back felt like a grave was dug up. People are constantly on the hunt for the next aesthetic nugget they can get their hands on and use as social currency. You have people with superficial knowledge or care making tiktoks or whatever giving tips on how to be gyaru but it is under false pretenses. This is just to feel special and feel like the christopher columbus to a new trend. I’ve been noticing that instead of just trying to put together a good look, people want to look the most competent or accurate and end up missing the mark entirely. Its just too masturbatory. There’s rarely any thoughtful look into gyaru because the only reason it was really being pushed was because the “y2k” well ran dry and people started to scramble to find the next shit to siphon dry. Its now just another item in the internet menagerie of shit. It’s just caricature, that’s why theres such discrepancies between magazines and images people publish themselves to social media. And its not like I want people to follow the script, nowadays you see people look like carbon copies of shit you would see in old fruits magazines and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth because it just feels fucking lifeless. I don’t mean to sound bitter, and I know there’s nuance I’m leaving out. But the mindset people have around fashion and culture nowadays is so fucked that everything will be superficial no matter what.

>>1328140
Don’t worry nona, look you just awakened this storm of autism. I have a really hard explaining myself and I try to be hyperaware if I’m being hypocritical, but I feel strongly about the subject kek. I actually have more to say but I’m going overboard right now, so I’ll leave it at that.

No. 1328526

>>1328521
>the way it came back felt like a grave was dug up. People are constantly on the hunt for the next aesthetic nugget they can get their hands on and use as social currency.
Very true. I'm so sick of aesthetics and -cores.

No. 1328528

>>1328515
Maybe but idk why he'd be bringing up something that happened 3 times when I was 14

No. 1328531

>>1328518
Another instance of: that's not what a neet is

No. 1328534

>>1328521
>>1327269
Honestly? I think it's better for gyaru to stay dead. Zoomers have such a rigid mindset when it comes to fashion, they probably think that the makeup is the only way they can prove to people how dedicated or whatever they are. They would have such a bitch fit if they saw how the old gyrau community went down.

>>1328526
At the end of ot all, they will all become normies and tons of there bullshit will overfill the landfill. Probably the only one I like is the clean girl aesthetic because it pushes a healthy lifestyle and yummy green juice.

>>1327277
Since i was 15 these girls and even the super passionate lolitas in the western community who have been doing lolita for 20+ years have been a huge inspiration to me.

No. 1328539

>>1328531
I'm not employed or in education though so idk what else you want. I'll accentuate my dark under eyebags just for you nonna.

No. 1328542

>>1327245
man i still like that fluffy gyaru curly hair

No. 1328548

>>1328526
>>1328521
the kind of gyaru that came back wasn't even the trendy 2010s. mainstream stuff. it's ugly shit that isn't even subversive because it's too close to bimbo crap. 2010s gyaru was best because it was just hot girls doing what they wanted. it had more subdued makeup and was less limiting.

No. 1328550

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>wake up angry
>skip breakfast, too angry
>clean the house angry
>eat lunch angry
>go for a jog angry
>come back angrier because of how gross sweat feels
>take a shower and think about how angry I am
>get dressed in literally whatever because who gives a shit
>shitpost on 4chan to make scrotes angry
>go to bed angry
>have dreams that piss me off
>wake up angry
>die and decompose extra fast from the heat generated by how angry I was

No. 1328564

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You know how in Samurai Flamenco, the cop is always shown to be on his phone supposedly texting his girlfriend, but in the final episode we find out his girlfriend is actually dead and he's just been texting himself the entire time, replying on his dead girlfriend's phone, as a coping mechanism to deal with his grief. Nonnies, I see myself so much in that character, I can't handle this anymore…

No. 1328566

>>1328550
Kek. Your anger humors me.

No. 1328568

>>1328564
Anon, if you relate in any way to Goto you seriously need professional help.

No. 1328570

>>1328550
anon me too except i am just sitting doing nothing and fuming seething crying etc

No. 1328620

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>>1328237
Weirdly flattered by this, since Cavegirl was my sexual awakening. Thanks anon kek

>>1328258
Come on a walk with us, we’re very cool. Gratuitous pic of my doggie.

>>1328261
Thank nona. I know what pica is but I don’t think I have it, I just like the feeling of chomping on grit and stuff. I eat a lot of things I maybe shouldn’t just out of curiosity.

No. 1328625

I used to only really visit kf to keep up with foodie beauty drama. I checked out a few smaller FB reaction channels last night to fill the void and goddamn they're messier than she is with all their online relationships, online affairs, getting caught out in lies. Study the cow too closely and you become the cow.

No. 1328628

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>>1328550
I don't remember writing this post

No. 1328663

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why did i have 3 nightmares in a row about my dad putting me and my family at gunpoint because of my mom cheating on him when that's the last thing either of them would ever do irl and why did it take place during my childhood

No. 1328669


No. 1328676

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Asos, what the fuck.

No. 1328680

>>1328676
this is so tacky it makes me teary eyed

No. 1328697

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LMAOOOO kf got fucked I love seeing salty incels rage

No. 1328825

>>1328676
We should have a thread where we compete to find the ugliest clothing on online retailers

No. 1328862

Every time I see a pregnant woman post a video or picture of herself there is always people making weird, backhanded comments, and it makes me wonder why the women even still subject themselves to those comments anymore.

No. 1328878

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I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna shave my head.
I'm gonna do it. I swear to god.

Fuck humidity.

No. 1328881

>>1328878
are you the same bald-chan from the stupid questions thread?

No. 1328887

>>1328881
Ntayrt, but that wasn't me. I'm baldchan. Also I know you're the cunt that kept saying it was ugly because you keep hyphenating it. Looks retarded to be honest. Why are you so in love with me? You want a strong bald bitch to hold you at night or something? I can do that, if you want.

No. 1328889

I'm gonna watch terminator for Sarah Connor

No. 1328892

>>1328887
ntayrt but you have stacy energy

No. 1328893

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Does anyone have a trusty modded/cracked Clip Paint Studio APK for Android?
I've been on the search for a while but the links that I tried didn't work.

No. 1328895

>>1328881
No, don't know who that is as I rarely browse that thread. Is there some drama I missed. Tbh, I find that the best milk comes from the actual users from this sited these days.
I was just lightly venting 'cause it's humid as shit where I'm at. I still plan to go scorched earth on my head, I just need to get over the small bit of cowardice I still have.

No. 1328898

>>1328887
NTA but i hyphenated it too but called you based in another thread kek

No. 1328899

the american flag will never be aesthetic, people need to stop pretending like it's cool or should be on clothing or in photoshoots. i dont even care for the uk that much but there's something more detached and less blatantly patriotic about the union jack, like it's obviously used more in fashion and not just by weirdos alone. sorry but american flags will never be aesthetic. it's ugly and weird people fly it. same goes for the english flag specifically, you just know what kind of person you're usually getting

No. 1328912

>>1328887
kek anon, thanks for the giggle

No. 1328914

>>1328825
There should be, i kind of want to make it.

No. 1328918

>>1328825
>>1328914
i think you could merge it into /g/s thread about shein findings, you can find it under catalogue.

No. 1328990

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Hmm where is the right wing board on lolcow I must have missed it among all the weebery and borzois

No. 1329027

>>1328990
there are some retarded tradthots and "centrists" here and there, but i'd like to say we lean pretty left in general

No. 1329041

I've started to realize it's better to cook while watching a movie, than to cook beforehand and eat during the first 15-20 minutes of the movie. I'm about to cook right now.

No. 1329044

>>1328990
not believing in their same concepts of gender = right wing to these people

No. 1329048

>>1328424
>>1328411
I love both series and I love you both. Based.

No. 1329106

I just remembered that I got all through The Queen's Gambit and then dropped it at the final episode. I'm so bad with finishing shows, I'm gonna make sure I watch it tonight.

No. 1329112

>>1329044
Not just that, but they think women not wanting porn addicted cross-dressing males being allowed to force themselves on actual women, or not wanting girls to hate themselves to the point of mutilating their bodies to reject their femaleness, is equivalent to males blaming their sexual frustration on women, jews and blacks, and justifying their mass shootings as saving the white race.

No. 1329135

>>1329027
Actually, there's a lot of reactionaries here, but I'd say that's pretty standard for an imageboard.
It pisses me off that being gender critical is considered right-wing though. Whether someone is a man or a woman has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with biology. "Gender", on the other hand, is constructed by society, and the concept of gender that TRAs have is, ironically, pretty regressive: man = likes wearing blue pants and short hair; woman = likes wearing pink skirts and long hair; if you like things that men like or if you relate to male characters then you're a man; if you struggle with accepting your body (something practically everyone has gone through) then you actually have gender dysphoria and should destroy your body to become "your true self" instead of accepting yourself as you are right now; if an autistic male is addicted to porn (among other factors) and develops a fetish for becoming female then he's totes a woman and should be treated as such instead of treating the causes of his mental illness. I don't know how being against these ridiculous ideas is in any way right-wing but ok.

No. 1329136

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maybe I do have autism

No. 1329139

Lolcow unironically made me reclaim my “internet experience.” It has spoiled me so much that I no longer have any tolerance for forced ads. I can’t believe we don’t have any, I love it so much.

No. 1329142

>>1329139
I was just thinking this. Normie social medias are such garbage with the obvious fake memes that are created just for likes and shares, when people say shit that is empty and doesn’t mean anything aka “woke” stuff, targeted ads obviously as well.

No. 1329155

>>1329139
Same, I hate being exposed to ads everywhere. I use lc on my phone and laptop, I use twitter sometimes on my laptop and use an addon to hide ads and suggestions/following recommendations, and I use an ad blocker so I never, ever use youtube on my phone. I can't escape that shit irl though, unfortunately.

No. 1329156

>>1328620
He looks so happy aw

No. 1329157

>>1329155
You can download the YouTube Vanced app if you want no ads on phone

No. 1329174

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I really wanted to watch Don't Worry Darling because of it's theme (despite having Styles as one of the main actors), but all of this public bts drama really makes me not want to do that…and i dont think theres anything interesting coming out in the cinema next week. Sigh

No. 1329179

I woke from a crazy dream and all I can remember is saying "pumpy trumpy" angrily at someone. I want to know the context but I can't remember anything but that shitty line. Wtf was dream me arguing about?

No. 1329182

>>1329179
Pumpy is the nickname of that one cow in /snow/
Trumpy is Donaldy
Hope that clears it up

No. 1329184

I haven't been on Twitter in years. It's really just OF girls and Neil Caiman these days, isn't it?

No. 1329193

Hank hill ass girlies unite

No. 1329195

>>1329184
I’ve had my account since 2008 but haven’t really used it in a decade. It was nice to be able to follow local news and traffic accounts but they show you too much shit from accounts you don’t even follow these days. Almost everything that come up is posts liked by people I follow, suggested accounts, and ads. Completely worthless.

No. 1329196

>>1329193
In the distance a thousand Shayfags shake with rage and anger, snapping and snarling like bloodthirsty hounds. No woman on earth is allowed to have a small ass, not if they have anything to say about it.

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No. 1329216

>>1329193
donkey kicks and squats 2-3x week for like a year straight and gaining 5kg of weight and your hank hill cheeks can go from extra extra flat to just merely extra flat!!!1

No. 1329219

>>1329216
Don't worry, you girls were the absolute hottest in the 90s-2000s. We all would have envied your flat asses.

No. 1329221

>>1329216
I did that and now I deeply regeret it. I want my weight and flat ass back.

No. 1329223

I love when the general public starts dogpiling on a guy I already hated. This is a out harry styles btw

No. 1329225

>>1329135
totally agree anon, it makes no sense. THEIR gender crap is right wing, totally and completely i wish we could get rid of the reactionaries here though

No. 1329227

>>1329223
Did he get cancelled?

No. 1329242

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>>1320962
JKR hasn't been a good writer in years and years, but I got curious about her new doorstopper self-insert and I can't believe how utterly based it is.

No. 1329264

>>1329242
>what's your disability? Being a land whale?
Holy shit, that looks hilarious. Reading that screenshot was like reading a reverse case of "densha otoko" I'm gonna lose my shit. I need this book.

No. 1329267

>>1329242
can someone explain what i'm reading here? is this a twitter reader or is this whole page in her book

No. 1329269

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Got my moid to fix my car for me. Good when you have a productive member of society moid.

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Is it me, or white men have been saying that any woman that's uncomfortable around men is the same as racism against black people?

No. 1329282

>>1329281
IRL too? Oh no. It's worse than I thought.

No. 1329284

>>1329267
It's a page in her book. Apparently there are pages upon pages of fake tweets. It's over 1000 pages long though, which is probably about 700 pages too many.

No. 1329288

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Found out about Hojusara's passing on the kvlogger thread and went to go watch the final video that was posted by her fiance about it. I only know her from Safiya's videos, but never felt inclined to watch her content (I just don't like kvlogs/jvlogs in general), so it feels kind of misplaced and rude to cry so much about someone who I don't know and who's content I never even consumed myself to form any sort of parasocial relationship with. I'm only a few minutes into the video and I've just been full on bawling, I have to keep pausing.

I had a slice of cake I planned to eat today anyway, and in her final message she said to raise a glass up for her whenever we get to eat something good, and I just started crying into my cake thinking about it. I hope she's in a good place now. I didn't know you at all Sara, but I hope you're enjoying some damn good food up there.

also double bawling because she just got engaged and the idea of not even being able to get married before dying is fucking with me

No. 1329294

I think a friend of mine has a stalker (who is an autistic troon) harassing her for drawing lesbians…and not drawing trans women..? mind you this werido has been stalking her socials for 6 years at this point. wtf

No. 1329297

Don't know what the Driverfags and Danofags here see in their respective husbandos but I love their unhinged autism kek.

No. 1329299

Period diarrhoea OR period constipation? You are not allowed to kill yourself

No. 1329307

>>1329284
I want to read it just for the fake tweets, they remind me so much of other stories about terminally online characters acting like retards online, like Densha Otoko or Fujoshi Rumi. Since she mentioned anime fandoms here, do you think JKR ever saw any of the Grindelwald/Dumbledore fanarts online? kek

No. 1329308

Remember when that tranny accused Mitski of pedophilia and human trafficking and the tumblr masses believed him? Just remembered how I was the first one to post about in the old celebricow thread. Crazy times
>>1329299
Period diarrhea.

No. 1329321

>>1329299
diarrhea im used to it

No. 1329327

>>1329299
Period diarrhea because once it's out it's basically over with. Constipation is like a constant presence.

No. 1329328

>>1329299
i get both at the same time nearly every time because ibs

No. 1329330

need some entertaining fb groups to scroll through while I'm at work. currently in a tranny shaming and poly shaming one

No. 1329331

>>1329330
There are tranny shaming fb groups? What can I look up to find them?

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No. 1329346

all we are is dust in the wind

No. 1329348

>>1329284
>>1329338
this is hysterical. she's definitely great at replicating their stupid tweets

No. 1329352

>>1329346
nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky

No. 1329371

>>1329338
Amazing. I'm absolutely getting into this series as soon as I can, it's comedy gold. People complaining about it are, ironically enough, very accurately portrayed in these fake tweets, I love it.

No. 1329373

>>1329352
just a drop of water in an endless seaaaaa

No. 1329376

>>1329338
Kekk I want to read this book now

No. 1329379

Nonnies I just crunched two nutmeg nuts and am already feeling so unburdened and positive. About to be coma toes, and sleep very well. Goodnight ladies ♥

No. 1329382

>>1329379
Nonnie please call an ambulance and poison control.

No. 1329385

>>1329041
how, you will miss the plot

No. 1329386

the book Then Again, Maybe I Won’t by Judy Blume is about the childhood of a future sexual predator and you can’t prove me wrong!

No. 1329387

>>1329382
No silly Sausage i eat three nuts to get a little funky and two to chill out. Nutmeg nuts are ok if you know what you’re doing, i have experience. Thank you for the kind intentions though ♥

No. 1329395

>>1329387
Oh whoops, sorry for retardation. Have a nice nap nonna!

No. 1329455

I made a tinfoil and then some anon said "Yeah, I'm the nonny who came up with blank tinfoil"
No you were not!

No. 1329456

>>1329455
made a tinfoil sounds so retarded but whatever. You guys know what I mean

No. 1329459

>>1329379
Can nutmeg put you in a coma or anything?

No. 1329460

>>1329157
>YouTube Vanced
Is that still available for Android? Internet says discontinued but then there are off-store downloads, I'm just afraid of getting scammed.

No. 1329462

feels like i’ve been shadowbanned on this site some weeks

No. 1329472

>>1329459
Nta but nutmeg consumption can lead to organ failure if you eat enough of it, which is not very much.

No. 1329475

>>1329462
I don’t think that’s a thing… it’s just a ghost town

No. 1329483

Stop telling me I look like my father. I can't take it anymore.

No. 1329490

I hate that I don't know how to swim but I also lowkey love it because if I ever choose to pull the plug and I can easily kms by jumping into the nearest lake.

~Silver linings!~

No. 1329503

>>1329475
i know it isn’t, there are just some times where it feels like it

No. 1329510

>>1329504
How cold does it have to get to work? I’d never even thought of this

No. 1329546

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I'm not sure if I can look at Discharge-chan the same way after what I just read in /g/

No. 1329549

I miss the old internet so much. I want to go back. I started spending a lot of time online about 16 years ago (I was way too young but still) and the climate was just so different, I miss when a lot of online culture was actually counter cultural and fostered non-mainstream ideas and communities. I will never forgive facebook for normie-fying the internet reeeeeeeee

No. 1329557

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New admin post

No. 1329558

>>1329557
what thread was this in?

No. 1329565

>>1329557
what thread?
Also, good. If they're talking about Bl**ne, he's also targeting random anons on /ot/ now. He's posting his discord all over and urging others to add him. DO NOT add anyone who posts their discord account on /ot/ on the next days.

No. 1329568

>>1329558
the current kiwifarms thread

No. 1329570

>>1329557
I just saw this too but have no idea what it’s about. Schizo tranny?

No. 1329574

I'm reading peach girl and sae is infuriating please tell me momo jumps her ass or something

No. 1329586

I need to stay positive and sort my life out, I slept a much needed 12 hours and I'm going to nap again and when I wake up I'm applying for jobs because my current job is a waking nightmare and ruining my life.

No. 1329593

>>1329574
Iread the first 3 volumes in middle school so idk if Sae gets what she deserves, I couldn't go on, this manga was enraging. Tell me if she does once you finish the manga. I'm not strong enough to read this again.

No. 1329625

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From the bad comics thread. Any wokie who says a gay person can be attracted to someone with the "wrong" body parts because of their ~gender identity~ is unintentionally implying that sexuality can be changed therefore conversion therapy is real and religious nutjobs were right all along. Wokies have gone full circle, when do you think they'll notice.

No. 1329636

>>1329593
Omg she keeps kinda getting what she deserves but then she does something worse and the characters, toji specifically acts like a dumbass. Momo doesn't deserve all this but I've seen that there's a manga called sae's story which makes me think they're gonna redeem her which I don't accept especially after she made some model guy take her when she drugged her and then took secret photos and mocks her with the photos when momo thinks she got raped, I'm not sure if she did or if it's just that the guy faked it though, it was a little confusing. I wanna stab her Nonnas help me

No. 1329646

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No. 1329650

>>1329460
I downloaded through the apk and it works great

No. 1329666

it's nonny time

No. 1329668

it's real nonny hours

No. 1329670

nonny in my motherfucking brain

No. 1329701

Nonnie (x29)
Motherfucker
Nonnie on my motherfucking mind
Cop five haircuts at the same time
White gold pants, jet ski made of wine
Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein
Get nonnie
Nonnie out my motherfucking mouth
A mansion, a ranch, and a camp and a town
A motherfucking store with a floor made of scalps
Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps
Get nonnie
Nonnie in the motherfucking jar
Shark fin pastry
Summers on Mars
Twenty motherfuckers in a levitating car
Seven-forty-seven full of women and cigars
Get nonnie
Nonnie in the motherfucking pot
A castle full of cars and the yard full of yachts
A leopard with a mink
And an arm full of clocks
All hand wound everyday by a Spock
Get nonnie
Nonnie (x29)
Motherfucker
Nonnie is a motherfucking joke
Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat
Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat
Buy another strip mall every eighth note
Get nonnie
Nonnie ain't a motherfucking prob
It's a sport I invented to win when I watch
And own all the rights and the lights and the locks
Even own all the ice in the Sprite you just dropped
Get nonnie
Nonnie or your motherfucking life
Two ton angel carved outta ice
Alligator sailboat, dollar sign eyes
Fill a warehouse full of Van Goghs twice
Get nonnie
Nonnie or your motherfucking heart
I could give it to my dog
He makes nonnie when he barks
Or put it in my fridge
Or in one of my parks that I bought
So my robots could learn how to LARP
Get nonnie
Nonnie (x29)
Motherfucker

No. 1329703

Borzoi puppies

No. 1329704

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Listening to a bardcore cover of "What is love" when suddenly…

No. 1329705

>>1329703
Why such haunting music for such jolly puppies

No. 1329707

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just wanted to put it out there that the two tifs i have known in my life were named maya and naya irl, like real names not nicknames. they never even knew even of eachother because by the time i was friends with the most recent one i had long burned bridges with the first. one was a bong the other was balkan with a 5 year age difference between them (i am the same age as the younger one).
crazy how nature make dat

No. 1329708

>>1329705
Because of the terror and loathing their long snouts invoke in certain individuals

No. 1329710

I have alien erotica stories on my phone and my ereader app started text-to-speech reading the one i was on when I connected my phone to Bluetooth. I am so glad nobody was in the car with me

No. 1329712

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>>1329703
Awww they almost look normal and then they grow into alien creatures

No. 1329726

why do male gynecologists even exist. i don't know any woman who doesn't choose female OBGYNs only.

No. 1329729

>>1329703
I wanna play with them so bad

No. 1329735

Thinking about how funny it’d look if someone got drastic leg lengthening surgery but their arms stayed the same… They’d just have tiny little arms and long ass legs.

No. 1329736

>>1329726
Men love stealing jobs from women at the expense of our comfort and safety.

No. 1329738

>>1329726
They should be banned. Stick to examing each other's dicks.

No. 1329746

>>1329726
Totally get where you’re coming from. I think I’d want to see a female obgyn too

It’s weird though because my grandfather was an obgyn and ended up as head of obstetrics for a large part of England. Learning from him growing up I understood that the work he did wasn’t just vagina and babies but a lot of it was finding ways to improve women’s care and reduce the death rate as much as possible. He was accredited with reducing the death rate in his area from 20/100,000 to 4/100,000 in the 80’s.

Sorry for the sperg. Still agree about being more comfortable with a female but some male obgyns are amazing and are worth going to if you have choice and feel comfortable with a man

No. 1329748

>>1329746

Should’ve clarified that was the perinatal death rate

No. 1329750

>>1329710
omg I'd have a fucking heart attack lmao how would you even explain that if someone else was there

No. 1329754

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>>1329726
I had a male OBGYN as my first one. He just happened to be male, I told the office that "I didn't care" but really it was my nlog tendencies. I switched to a female provider because his receptionist/wife was rude as fuck and he wouldn't give me the IUD I wanted when I was 18 because "you don't know if you will one day want kids" and then literally lied to me that my health insurance wouldn't cover it. Fucking weirdo.

I have been reading this book though, called "This Is Going To Hurt" by Adam Kay, who is a male and used to be an OBGYN. The book is a compilation of diary entries he kept during his time as a junior doctor. I forget his specific reasoning for picking it, I think he says some people's reasonings for picking it is because it's a combination of surgery and medical care, plus you get to see the results of your work. There's a more realistic reason but I can't remember off the top of my head what it is lol. I would recommend it reading it anyway, not to defend male OBGYNs because fuck them kek, but because it's a funny book (actually made me laugh out loud) with heartfelt and heartwrenching moments thrown in.

No. 1329757

>>1329754
Just to share my experience off the back of this with a young nurse that did my first smear test. She was horrible and used the tool to open me up down there then left the room for a few minutes than took the sample of cells and told me to leave. I had to ask anpther nurse for gauze as I was left bleeding. I wish I would have complained. The next time I had an older lady and it was absolutely painless and quick.

No. 1329762

I hope I'm not the only dumbass who doesn't handle emotional fallout well. I send apologetic texts that get left on read than spiral for hours. It's like drunk texts but I'm sober and unhinged instead.

No. 1329765

YoooooOoOo it’s the first day of uni and I already broke a glass and spilled my water bottle before going to school. I hope nothing too bad happens today.

No. 1329779

>>1329726
I don't have a personal obgyn but my country does free public cervical screenings for over 25s and everyone I came across while using that service was female. I had bad results during my first smear, had to get more exams and keep a closer eye on it. Years of having all these extra exams.. Never had a bad experience. Never bled, never had pain. Always felt like my dignity was intact. They'd direct you to a private bathroom with pads in there afterwards in case you bled or because theres lube involved. I'm grateful for how well I was treated during a hella stressful experience. I lost my mom to cancer so I was struggling with the news att but can't fault the service I got

I remember I showed up to my second exam (but first colposcopy) and I didn't shave my legs because why should anyone shave for an appointment, the woman looks at my legs before starting, I brace myself thinking she's judging me.. she was looking at my tattoo and she complimented it and carried on. By the time we'd finished talking about what the tattoo is.. the exam had happened and I hadn't felt a thing. The appointments always ended with me going.. oh is that it? Very gentle. They'd put you at ease with a mix of some small talk but still explained enough of whats happening. With each appointment I had less nerves walking in.

I'm always seeing negative experiences shared on here and I feel for those anons. The fact that some women have such bad experiences that they then go on to completely avoid exams is frightening when you think of the risks that brings.

No. 1329791

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Anons what do you do to feel better when you're feeling awful on your period and cramping? I feel like I'm wasting my day posting on LC as a distraction. Not that time spent with my nonnies is entirely wasted of course.

No. 1329797

>>1329791
Nap or try to watch a cozy movie. Be lazy but not too lazy and have something entertaining but not scrolling lc or social media

No. 1329822

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moid’s acting like porn parodies of the show arent already in the making

No. 1329829

>>1329822
Kek moids porn rotted brain has ruined his sense of detection when it comes to real women no wonder they fall for trannies

No. 1329840

>>1329765
I am your fairy nona and I am wishing you nothing but the best day ever <3

No. 1329847

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been scrolling LC all day while checking social media and messages obsessively. i'm just now realizing i'm unable to focus because i don't speak to anyone at work. i work for a japanese company where everyone is older than me so i feel intimidated and like we have nothing in common. i feel especially stupid when i speak because my japanese has gone downhill but i refuse to switch languages, and i have no motivation to better my speaking. fucking kek
i hope i can socialize better at my next job.
(repost because i used a moid pic on accident)

No. 1329848

>>1329822
this has to be a troll pic, its worded just like that one tweet about aloy. still weird though

No. 1329858

>>1329822
He yassified her.

No. 1329866

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>>1329557
Based admin-sama

>>1329822
Pretty sure this is a parody of this infamous Aloy post.

No. 1329867

>>1329750
I'd just come clean at that point tbh, reminds me of the anon who had 18+ drama CDs play in her friends car because the audio app was shuffling all mp3 files on the device

No. 1329870

i have to clean my kitchen from pantry bugs. I hate bugs so much. I may even cry perhaps.

No. 1329886

>>1329867
It was Ko-chan and the despair wank audio wasn't it.

No. 1329893

>>1329870
If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat rn. Exept too lazy to clean up just yet but maybe next week.

No. 1329912

idg anons who use real names like i'm supposed to understand what retards they're talking about. at this point i start thinking its the tranny

No. 1329928

>>1329912
It is, that's one of the tranny's behaviors

No. 1329948

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>>1329710
And you're not going to share after telling us that …
>>1329867
Ko-chan never fails to disappoint

No. 1329965

The couple nextdoor split up lately and it was messy. They have a kid and the mess kind of spilled out onto the street as the woman collected her things and they were fighting out the front. A week passes. It's been quiet nextdoor. Just now the guy who is still living there made a phone call to someone and I swear to god he's either having a fake call or he's very purposely trying to make sure I hear it.

He's describing what she did wrong to warrant things ending and it's just kind of contrived sounding? Out there telling his side of the story VERY LOUDLY spelling out how he's the good guy, idk. Then he goes out the front and again loudly asks one of the other neighbors if they know anyone in the area who cleans houses. I'm not joking, I really think both were designed for me to hear. I tend to avoid this guy because I got a weird vibe off him even when he was still with the partner.

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>>1329965
Samefag to add
>IM ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD GUY AND THAT SCENE LAST WEEK THAT MADE ME LOOK BAD WASNT MY FAULT, ANYWAY.. SIGH, IF ONLY I COULD FIND A LOCAL WOMAN TO CLEAN MY HOUSE, I COULD REALLY DO WITH A WOMAN NEARBY WHO IS WILLING TO CLEAN MY HOUSE

No. 1329985

>>1329886
>>1329948
I still have that audio and others, I listen to them on the bus when I’m sad. You’ll be totally unsurprised to know that it happened again when I went to help my supervisor move house. I went over the morning after I started taking quetiapine so I was basically brain dead and not thinking.
“Hey anon, put some music on for us!”
I just whacked my phone on shuffle and proceeded to blast her with a diabolical mix of Big Klit, Beastie Boys, and the entire El Dorado soundtrack. I split off to clean her kitchen leaving her with my phone and a few minutes later she came into the room looking panicked and all I can hear is “Does this kind of thing get you off? Don’t worry, I get it…”
“Anon, I’m so sorry, it just came on and I don’t know how to stop it!”

At least I stopped it before the bit where he begs the listener to rub her pussy all over him. I don’t know how I still have friends or a job, to be honest.

No. 1329987

There are better things out there than what I've confined myself to.

No. 1329996

>>1329948
It was Ice Planet Barbarians kek. Im not sure why it started reading it out loud so i am now living in fear of it happening again when I'm playing music

No. 1329997

>>1329557
Please stay safe admin, mods and rest of anons. These weirdos are fucking creeps, I'm happy admin is taking decisive steps to punish these idiots.

No. 1330001

>>1329726
I have the worst expriences with all gynecologists, I avoid them all. I know I should visit gynecologist from time to time but fuck it. All of them are fucked.

No. 1330004

>>1329972

Call a friend or fake a loud conversation about how much you hate men that can't pick up after themselves and make public scenes

No. 1330005

>>1330001
>should
It's not like we are ticking cancer bombs

No. 1330009

>>1330005
You're right, but it's better to know sooner if something is wrong than to know it too late

No. 1330013

>>1329726
The only gyno in my area is a man and i hate it so much. When I got an infection he just kept thinking I am making it up (because i am young) and tried prescribing me birth control. Well after weeks of going back and fourth to him, it turned out ive got a bladder infection and i need to wait few more weeks because the only urologist we have is a private one. Why does he even work here when he hates others around him so much?

No. 1330019

>>1329275
It's not just you, I've been seeing this rhetoric around too lately, especially on Reddit

No. 1330022

About to ask if I can work from home tomorrow because I know there's gonna be a major sale at a store tomorrow and I want to go shopping. Also my package is arriving with my new vibrator.

No. 1330027

>>1329288
Oh I cannot watch that. I should have ignored your post honestly but I get it cause I’m crying like a motherfucker. I’ve never watched her videos enough to know her name, just a few here or there. I don’t think that it’s an issue to feel bad or embarrassed for crying so much over it either, I think empathy and mourning can be parasocial without it being negative. It’s natural to feel that way after seeing something so tragic, it’s a very intimate thing. I can’t watch the video from 2 days ago because seeing her bf cry was about to make me lose it.

No. 1330028

>>1329707
It is conspiracy for names to rhyme

No. 1330032

>>1330005
Speak for yourself. At my first ever smear I found out I'd been living blissfully unaware of my ticking cancer timebomb of a cervix.

No. 1330034

>>1329726
kek anon are you me? i almost complained about the same thing yesterday. approaching 25 and looking to get my first gynecologist appointment… so many men it's annoying

No. 1330039

>>1329867
kekkk that happened to me too (I think, I hope not) when I left my phone in my mom's car on aux, so she and my sister could listen to some music. I got off the car and went for a walk. When I got back in the car I found that they had been skipping a bunch of songs and when I looked at the queue history I saw one of two otome R18 audio dramas I have on my phone. Meaning that one of them came up as well when I was outside. That audio starts with the guy moaning… but it's kinda quiet at first so I hope they didn't get to hear it either due to that or because they were skipping every track. I just hope the filename ("2") didn't make my sister curious enough to check. Fuck, that's what I get for being a coomer

>>1330013
>When I got an infection he just kept thinking I am making it up (because i am young) and tried prescribing me birth control. Well after weeks of going back and fourth to him, it turned out ive got a bladder infection and i need to wait few more weeks because the only urologist we have is a private one
This is, sadly, a common story, nonny. Women's concerns about their own health are taken less seriously by doctors, so it takes many visits to different doctors for your suspicious to be confirmed and the real problem to be detected, in a lot of cases it's already too late. Meanwhile you get misdiagnosed and treated for other things you don't have and get medication that may worsen your condition.

No. 1330041

>>1330032
Men are more susceptible to reproductive cancers than us but aren't brainwashed as much to get screened and don't have healthcare held over their head like a carrot and stick though which is what I meant but sorry bout your cancer

No. 1330043

>>1330027
I was browsing on reddit to see what others were saying and someone posted a comment that said

>I really couldn't handle it when he talked about her telling him she'll send him another good person to marry and have kids with one day, and then expressing how much she wished that could've been her.


I still haven't been able to watch the rest of the video her fiance posted, and now I really don't think I'll be able to. I really hope she's found peace, she sounded like such a lovely soul.

No. 1330060

>>1329546
She's back? What thread? Apart from the vent one

No. 1330063

>>1329574
lol nope

No. 1330101

>>1330060
I believe anon is referring to >>>g/285936

No. 1330106

>>1330060
>>1330101
Excuse my retardation, here’s the working link
>>>/g/285936

No. 1330107

>>1330028
elaborate

No. 1330111

>>1330106
damn, women aren't really better from men when it comes to degeneracy huh

No. 1330115

>>1330041
I don't have cancer. That was my point. I caught it while it was CIN3.

No. 1330119

>>1330111
How is wanting to drink a man's semen the same as raping women

No. 1330123

>>1330060
She's always been here. She was in one of the husbandos threads talking about how she wanted to chew on his spermcells. I like her but it made me sick.

No. 1330132

>>1330022
I always get nervous when I order a sex toy. I take the day off and I watch the door like a hawk. I just imagine the courier giving it to my neighbors and the box being torn and them seeing it and everybody knowing. Small town life lol

No. 1330142

I love my cargo shorts but I hate it when I sit on the toilet and my shorts touch the filthy bathroom floor

No. 1330149

>>1330123
she was gone for most of the year and just started reappearing again last month. she mentioned not knowing about the infamous kirbyslit post and the cartoon dog anon (cba to spell its name) until someone linked it.

No. 1330161

>>1330142
When I wear culottes or other long, loose pants, I usually squeeze my legs together at the knees and pull down the waistband of my pants, then when my hands reach my knee area, I grab onto the pant leg from there and sit down so the bottom of my pants stay level and don't touch the floor. It's kind of a funny move to do with some finagling but my pants don't touch the floor at least. I hate that my favorite pants are long and wide legged so I deal with doing this more than I'd like.

No. 1330163

Military lolita looks so cool. I wish the military didn't exist so I could wear it without any associations kek

No. 1330164

>>1330149
>the infamous kirbyslit post
the WHAT ??? by kirdede anon ?

No. 1330175

>>1330164
behold
>>>/g/245179
not sure if it was actually her tho

No. 1330190

I just realized shaving my legs helps me focus, I don't know why but it does. It makes me feel low key retarded but I need all the help I can get, really.

No. 1330211

>>1330175
It literally couldn't have been anyone else.

No. 1330289

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This is who I want to be

No. 1330292

>>1330289
This isn’t a cringe thread

No. 1330293

>>1330289
Are you an enby? Or are you just talking about wanting to be thin like her?

No. 1330295

>>1330293
Why the enby correlation though? She's a gnc lesbian, don't associate her with those fools but yes I would like to be thin like her

No. 1330297

>>1330295
Tbh she looks like those thin women that are just naturally like that. Is it really achievable without harming yourself?
>Why the enby correlation though? She's a gnc lesbian, don't associate her with those fools
Kek sorry.

No. 1330305

>>1330295
>people find ~not~ airhead trait “handsome”
>promised not to wear a skirt after graduation
>sports bras only
Seems like some weird nb to trans pipeline bs tbh. She’d be being groomed on discord asap, especially since “17” is that why you deleted you wanna date her post?
And the cringe
>tattoo- might change it

No. 1330306

>>1330299
That's just because you have internet poisoning.

No. 1330319

>>1330289
This is just an average quiet sightly gnc girl, not really groundbreaking or unique

No. 1330321

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Ah It's my birthday next month and I don't think We'll be able to buy a cake which sucks because box cake is gross

No. 1330323

I want to change my name for various valid reasons but the thought of saying to ppl “oh I am going by X now” is so so cringe to me….eugh…I’m embarrassed just thinking of it

No. 1330329

>>1330289
People shitting on this really haven't had friends like this ever

No. 1330332

>>1330323
stop letting shame rule your life nonnie! literally no one else would find that cringe or worth mocking

No. 1330333

>>1330305
If you see a woman who wears a sports bra and dislikes skirts and think 'trans nb' you are just as brainwashed as the people you say would be grooming her.

No. 1330336

I watched Don't Look Up today, and I'm going to be hoest and say that whenever I see anyone (especially scientists) talk about climate change it doesn't make me feel a sense of urgency. It just makes me feel utterly hopeless because I know that even if I made better choices and reduced my waste, the earth is still screwed and all of the people who could really make a difference don't care. I know that was the point of the movie, but just a thought.

No. 1330337

Re-reading it's not my fault I'm not popular for the 50th time. Idk what it is about this manga that is so easy for me to read multiple times without getting tired, at this point I'm going to recite it by memory, this is my version of the bible

No. 1330344

>>1330323
why bother correcting them? i would only use the new name if were for something official or if i met someone new

No. 1330347

a muslim girl came into my work today and her entire face was covered except her eyes and I know it's technically not that much different than someone wearing a face mask but for some reason I found it really unsettling having to hold eye contact and talk to her it was just so creepy having no idea what her face looked like while she just stared at me

No. 1330349

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I can’t wait for fall and winter. I love Halloween and Christmas! Can’t wait for the leaves to change colors and to watch Harry Potter movies with my friends, all cozy on a couch

No. 1330358

>>1330289
omg she’s literally me but black and white!!!! people who hate this are losers none of you are gigastacies you’re on lolcow farms stop pretending to be cool and above it

No. 1330383

>>1330333
It’s that plus everything else I posted combined. If it was just sports bras I would’ve never made the comment, fool.

No. 1330393

My name is uncommon and usually people are able to guess how to pronounce it, but oh my god it kills me when someone absolutely butchers it kek. Sometimes they say letters that aren't even there.

No. 1330394

>>1330383
Nta but from what you listed only the 'handsome' part could seem suspicious, everything else seems like normal tomboy stuff.

No. 1330397

>>1330394
is a gnc lesbian not handsome? also idk why everyones hating on this drawing its just from some cute lesbian webcomic isnt it? i saw it on tumblr before.

No. 1330431

>>1330289
Oh I started reading this, found it boring but this character is super cute.

No. 1330446

I use tiktok and usually it's just cats and cooking videos, but recently I keep getting videos of and from 304s (aka ladies of the night). I wonder why the app thinks I want to see that, but I have to admit that I'm intrigued.

No. 1330461

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laughing and cringing at whatever idiot posted this shit on /w/ kekkk you made me kek very hard

No. 1330508


No. 1330531

Hola… Soy Dora… Puedes hacerme un sándwich?

No. 1330538

>>1330349
What's with all the fucking seal pics lately? Is this Sealchan again?

No. 1330540

>>1330538
i feel like it has to be. sucks we can even enjoy a seal picture anymore

No. 1330551

>>1329840
I’m late but Ty Nona <3 nothing bad happened

No. 1330600

I'm an infj

No. 1330603

>>1330600
-entj

No. 1330610

>>1330603
cd-rom

No. 1330621

File: 1662616127964.webm (1.11 MB, 576x1082, cat has beef with a wall.webm)

You guys need to see this cat video, I'm so serious. I need the cat experts to weight in to why he's doing this. I'm sorry that it's a webm for anons who can't play them.

No. 1330626

>>1330621
he might be kicking litter off his feet/out from between his toes. sometimes litter gets stuck between their toes

No. 1330632

>>1330621
spraying behvavior? or maybe UTI?

No. 1330653

>>1330621
>>1330632
Yea when cats do weird things like that they might have an internal issue. My cat had a couple of utis and kidney infections and we always picked it up after odd behaviour in the litter tray.

No. 1330658

>>1330621
Revving up for takeoff

No. 1330675

It's the middle of the night, I have an appointment in the morning, and I'm still not in bed.

No. 1330678

>>1330621
Sometimes pets develop strange habits. Maybe this cat is releasing tension, or maybe it discovered somehow that it likes how it feels to tap its feet against the wall like that. Maybe it's its way of getting rid of litter like >>1330626 said.
The owner should consult a vet to make sure there's not an underlying issue, like >>1330653 said.

>>1330675
Go to sleep right the fuck now because you need to sleep as much as you still can. If you don't, you'll regret it even more.

No. 1330692

Fuck it, whenever I'm sad I'm going to think of hayden christensen as anakin Skywalker and get on with my goals.

No. 1330695

>>1330692
enlightened nonny

No. 1330749

File: 1662627227543.png (2.49 MB, 1170x1434, 5DCC4103-FD91-4A60-9AE9-93990A…)

I’m not a dog hater, I like dogs (even pitbulls to an extent) and I feel frustrated for this woman in my local Facebook group who posted that she was upset with getting scammed by an apartment complex because it was disgusting and had roaches and she mentioned that a neighbor tenant’s pit bull ran toward their cat and attacked it. Everyone in the comments were so upset she even correlated a pitbull with being bad. It was so stupid

No. 1330758

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>>1330749
Not to dog sperg but Facebook lady is right, pitbulls are literally the worst dog breed of them all and banning them only benefits society. Even the "good" ones turn on a dime and attack their owners that they've known their entire lives. People that own them as pets are usually literal scum with major victim and or macho complexes. Sorry for the edgy picrel

No. 1330771

>>1330758
Ayrt I agree with all of that. I guess Im okay with them as another wild animal but not a pet to own.

No. 1330772

>>1330538
No I’m not her I just thought the pic was cute, sorry

No. 1330774

AEEAEEEAEEEEEE I CANT FUCKING SLEEEEEEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 1330782

It's valid to stab someone when you can hear them chewing and smacking their lips even when you cover your ears, right?

No. 1330785

>>1330782
i hate eating sounds too. Weirdly enough im okay with animals eating but there is something about the sounds that people make when they eat that grosses me out.

No. 1330812

>>1330785
I have a theory that it's the human cheeks and amount of saliva that makes them way more disgusting sounding, also humans eat lots of different textures at the same time. I can handle someone eating an apple, or even chips but a sandwich or a wrap is just a hell of wet and crunchy sounds, can't do it, I won't say shit but will excuse myself if I can.

No. 1330819

I just scored a hat trick: I peed, shat, and puked in the toilet in one toilet session. Unfortunately, it was in that order.

I keep throwing up at work actually, I’m on gabapentin, tramadol, lanzoprazole, iron tablets, aripiprazole, venlafaxine, ibuprofen and paracetamol daily for nerve pain and bipolar. I can’t help it but my boss is getting really disgusted by me. I still work through the nausea and I’ve never gone home early because of it. Why is the nausea getting worse with time nonas? Am I dying?

No. 1330823

>>1330819
>I just scored a hat trick: I peed, shat, and puked in the toilet in one toilet session.
Psh, Lucinda did it first

No. 1330826

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Just found out Thurston Waffles has passed away and I actually cried bc I am dumbass

No. 1330828

>>1330826
His cries will echo on forever

No. 1330835

>>1330621
seen multiple videos of cats doing this, just an odd quirk maybe? cats are just weird dumbasses sometimes, mine licks furniture when he's hungry

No. 1330846

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>>1330826
wtf noooooooooo i dont know how to cope with this

No. 1330897

I appreciate Sanics brutal honestly. This week he has encouraged me to spend more time on hobbies and less on romantic interests. I respect that.

No. 1330920

>>1330826
fucking no. rest in peace, may he always get to go outside whenever he wants forever in the afterlife.

No. 1330964

I don't care if he's vain or high-maintenance as long as he is good looking. That's all I want in a man, taking care of his looks and making himself appealing to women by the way of his style. I actually want him to be a bit prissy and faggy, it'd be fun. But as luck would have it… I've not found someone like this. The dudes who are into me are always lame, ugly techbros.
>inb4 maybe you are just too ugly for them
I know, I know. Fair point.

No. 1331009

I use my boobs as a wrist rest when I'm using my phone, and it's really embarrassing for me when I'm in public but I can't stop.

No. 1331019

>>1331009
Sometimes I use my boobs as a vape pen holder. I try not to pull it out (or tuck it back in) in front of people but my mailman saw me pull it out the other day and it was a lil awkward. Its handy tho.

No. 1331021

>>1331009
same ngl. I use them as a snack shelf or if I need my hands a can of red bull fits right in the cleavage and the bra does the rest of the work. normalize non-sexualized boob utilitarianism lets go

No. 1331025

>>1330774
neither babe you wanna play marco polo? I'll start



MARCO

No. 1331083

almost walked in front of a car because i was too distracted by hot air balloons

No. 1331087

i'm sick at work and i've been using it as an excuse to browse lolcow half of the time. i'll work harder next week it's fine

No. 1331090

>>1331087
boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, thats why I browse lolcow on company time

No. 1331125

Nothing makes me feel dirtier than using a public bathroom. I leave there feeling like I just caught every disease known to man.

No. 1331128

From the time I woke up thismorning the left side of my head/scalp has been tingling. I worked all day with this feeling like someone is gently stroking my head. I get home. I run a hot bath and lay back with my head half in it. I get a few mins of relief and as soon as I sit up it's back. Some crazy thunder and lightening just started..

Is that it? Could it be an atmosphere thing? Pressure? I'm going nuts here.

No. 1331140

This is it? The queen is finally dying? Or she will pull some satanic ritual and get some more time just to spite us?

No. 1331170

I just randomly remembered this shit. Was this kind of show aired in your country?
>"interactive game show"
>viewers have to call to give answers to the offensively easy "riddles" to potentially win cash prizes
>"dial this premium-rate number on the screen to give your answer right now live!"
>if you do dial you never actually go live
>most of the time you get a pre-recorded "bad luck! try again!" message
>in the absolute best case you get "your number has been registered"
>so you actually have to wait for them to call you back and only when they call you it's live
>meanwhile the presenter pretends to throw tard tantrums to get viewers to call (see vidrel for an infamous example)
>NO ONE IS CALLING WHY ISN'T THE PHONE RINGING IT'S SO SO EASY!!!!
>in fact there are plenty of suckers who call
>mostly elderly people and poor people and poor elderly people and even literal children
>they call over and over hoping they might finally get the chance go live and answer the riddle to win that damn prize
>they over-inflate their phone bills in the process
>even if you are indeed lucky enough to win it's barely enough to pay the phone bill you get
>literally a scam and banned now at least here
>still insane how this used to be legally aired on national television for so many years

No. 1331193

>>1330289
kek this is literally how I am sans the glasses, anons acting like this is "super cringe" are being weird as fuck

No. 1331208

>>1330305
>being a reserved neutral gnc lesbian is a nb to tranny pipeline tbh ewwww!!!!
Some anons here are so deep in their tranny hate delusion they don't even realize how retarded they sound.

Anyway anyone got source for >>1330289 ? Would love to red something with characters like this.

No. 1331212

Damn the queen is dead

No. 1331220

>>1331212
I'm not sad that the queen died but that pelé still lives

No. 1331233

>>1331212
Didn't think it would happen in my lifetime tbh. This all feels kind of weird and insane, but at the same time I'm not European or African so I don't feel super impacted by this. I just want to see if anything happens after this.

No. 1331282

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No. 1331292

>>1331212
lizzie -> chuck -> willy -> ???

No. 1331326

>>1331212
Well my mom is going to ramp up the schizo ranting that the queen was reptilian, she's been dead for a while, something about waking up normies, and how it's all going according to the plan. RIP Elizabeth.

No. 1331687

>>1331326
Maybe that wrinkled old bitch was reptilian. Glad she’s gone. Diana truthers rejoice.

No. 1331740

AHHH PLS I OPENED UP THAT GODFORSAKEN REDDIT BITCHASS APP AND I FOLLOW MANGA REC SUBS AND THERE HAD TO BE A FUCKING YAOI PICTURE OF TWO MEN FUCKING IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR BEING A FUJO!?!?!?! FUCK I HOPE THE GIRL IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME DIDNT SEE THAT YOU KNOW I CLOSED THAT SHIT UP SO FUCKING FAST FUCKING HELL

No. 1331748

The queen has been dead since before Christmas. I’m sure that they’ve been covering it up with prerecorded speeches, impersonators, cgi etc. They needed to keep the myth of Elizabeth alive just as far as the jubilee, for the country’s morale but also because she’s the only one of them that people seem to like other than Kate. If the queen was dead through all the family’s scandals, anti-royal sentiment across the world would have won out I think.

No. 1331753

>>1331748
I believe it

No. 1331810

File: 1662666613172.png (6.9 MB, 1170x2532, EF165245-FA7E-45BF-96B0-E3A664…)

these buddies opened today! normally all my cacti finish flowering earlier in the summer so this was a nice surprise.

No. 1331829

>>1331810
ahhh you posted your flower!!! so pretty nona!

No. 1331860

Not to get all tinfoil-y but sometimes I feel like you can tell when a janny is infighting and giving out biased bans

No. 1331900

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No. 1331920

I cannot stop thinking about this actor guy. My clit shakes when I see him.

No. 1331926

>>1331920
Paul Dano?

No. 1331927

>>1331926
No, no. Never him.

No. 1331934


No. 1331935

>>1331934
Thank you for your invaluable contribution.

No. 1331936

>>1331935
you're welcome!

No. 1331938

That little air puff shit they do at the eye doctor's feels like a gunshot

No. 1331960

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>>1331938
would you rather that or have them numb your eye and tap the surface of it with some contraption

No. 1331963

>>1331960
Never had this, but I hear that it's actually better and more comfortable.

No. 1331965

>>1331963
Made a double post but I have this done on me now and I'm not a huge fan of it haha. I havent had the little puff in years but I like how quick it is

No. 1331987

>>1331829
thanks! so manny flowers this year, I love it!

No. 1332112

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Nonnas if you live near a Nordstrom Rack you should go this weekend! They're having a clearance clear out sale. Any clearance items under $20 is now $5, $20-$30 becomes $10, and anything over $30 is now $15! It's in stores only and they adjust the prices at the register. It's clearance items only but I bought so many cute clothes today. Literally got a $150 shirt, and two $70 rain jacket for $15 each, plus lots of cute dresses!

No. 1332114

>>1332112
Sorry wait- clearance apparel only!

No. 1332181

yumefujo alliances are strong when formed. my japanese friend told me she'd look out for merch for me before she comes over next month.

No. 1332232

>>1332112
thank you blessed clearance nonny

No. 1332275

>>1332112
anon thank you i was just thinking i really need cotton shorts with pockets for walking. all the thrift stores have are jean shorts and pajama pants.

No. 1332277

>>1332181
How do you find cool japanese friends like that?

No. 1332319

>>1332275
>>1332232
Enjoy nonnies! I say weekend but it actually started today and will run until Sunday. I live in a major city and unfortunately the pickings were slim at the store I went to. I'm hoping they just didn't have enough space to put everything out at once. Good luck, and I hope you find something cute!

No. 1332321

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went down a rabbit hole of Simpsons incest shippers and ended up seeing a call out for a pedo incest shipper who's a terf. one of the replies was "well she was openly against trans lolis so…"
kek unbelievable. she also got called out for saying moid and 41%. tfw there's a Bart/Lisa shipper among us

No. 1332333

>>1332112
Thx nonnie, I went and bought a shirt for $5. I also learned how inconsistent and unreliable jean sizing is. I’ve been buying one brand for years and I thought I knew my size but now I have noooo idea.

No. 1332345

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honestly i can't see lolcow going offline like kiwi did, kiwi had Josh and who the fuck knows our current mod team? not putting out discriminatory, inflammatory screeds. the level of documentation on KF was truly something else so the downfall comes with no surprise, the more female orientated (knocks on wood) userbase here comes with less vitriol and less tangible threat - whether you think kiwifarms had potential to do real harm or not there's no question that in comparison, we ain't shit. we don't touch the 'poop'. we just talk about it.

had this dumb shit on my mind since it happened obligatory thanks for coming to my ted talk

No. 1332350

File: 1662692264278.png (Spoiler Image, 1.63 MB, 2300x1080, Screenshot_20220908-225436.png)

I wanna beat him up

How are you tonight nonnies?

No. 1332352

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>>1332321
b…based?

No. 1332355

Did anyone even see that Don't Worry Darling movie. I've seen so much about the actors and nothing about the actual film kek

No. 1332357

>>1332345
This sounds solid but it isn’t going to stop me from being nervous kek

No. 1332360

File: 1662692736225.jpg (20.37 KB, 477x474, fight me bish.jpg)

>>1332350
I wanna beat you up

No. 1332361

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>>1332142
>be neet
>none of this will ever happen to me because I don't go outside

No. 1332363

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Work done, chores done, time to play bibeo james

No. 1332367

>>1332333
Nice! I also feel the same way about jeans kek. I have a few old pairs that are definitely tighter (weight gain but also shrinking in the wash) but they still fit so I don't feel like buying new ones.

I also realized the nice $150 shirt I bought has a thread pulled and it's ruined part of the fabric but everything bought today was final sale UGH. I guess I can't be too mad since it was only $15 and it's a flowy shirt anyway so it isn't very noticeable… but I am still sad.

No. 1332414

>>1332363
god i wish that were me

No. 1332416

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>>1332360
Come at me

No. 1332429

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>have 3D husbandos
>have never been able to just daydream and fantasize about them normally
>could never get into anything like coffee shop AUs or anything like that because they never felt realistic enough
>the only fantasy that feels right is if I imagine they are in my town just passing through when, magically, the entire population of the world disappears
>except for us two ofc
>we don't meet each other right away, there's a few days where we are both just on our own
>on my end, I climb out onto my roof and bang pots and pans together, calling out for anyone listening
>I drive around town blasting a recorded message asking for anyone to make themselves known
>I leave all the lights on in my house 24/7 in case anyone happens by and sees it
>I come home one night, tired after spending the whole day driving around town and nearby towns blasting the message
>porch door is ajar
>after begging and praying and pleading for someone, anyone, to make themselves known, I am frightened to go inside
>what if they're crazy? What if they hurt me?
>what if it's… not human? What then?
>I approach my open door, pocket knife at the ready
>I can vaguely hear noise, someone or something is moving around in my home
>I call out, "hello? Anyone there?"
>noise stops
>I stop
>suddenly, frantic footsteps come from upstairs, and [HUSBANDO] makes his way downstairs
>"hello? Where the fuck is everyone? Who are you? What's going on?"
>we share our names and what we know about our current situation: absolutely nothing
>we stick together, trying to figure out what happened
>we end up becoming closer and closer since we only have each other
>the trauma of losing our families and our friends lead us to develop a deep bond
>we grow fond of each other and tell each other secrets we hadn't told anyone else
>we begin to fall in love
>my fucking face when he doesn't know I've done this with at least five other husbandos and he won't be the last
>top kek

No. 1332436

Flicking the bean had to have been made by a man because who actually flicks their clit while masturbating? I mean, maybe a little flick here and there but it's mostly rubbing.

No. 1332442

>>1332436
definitely a man-made term. they're all anatomically retarded

No. 1332444

>>1332436
polishing the pearl is much better

No. 1332447

>>1332429
nonna?! Did you kill them?

No. 1332450

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>>1332447
They're safe nonnie don't worry… I can bring them back whenever I feel like it

No. 1332503

>>1332450
based twilight zone lover

No. 1332517

File: 1662702828385.jpg (279.29 KB, 1080x1552, Screenshot_20220908-225323_Chr…)

How accurate is this analytics website? Is this true?
(https://www.similarweb.com/website/lolcow.farm/#demographics)

No. 1332519

>>1332436
What's the female equivalent of "fap"? "Masturbate" is too long and too formal in casual contexts, "schlick" sounds and looks stupid, and "flick the bean" (or similar) are too long as well.

>>1332429
I feel like I've seen this post before.

No. 1332520

>>1332517
Who fucking knows

No. 1332522

>>1332519
i use fap because who cares.

No. 1332527

>>1332517
Doubt it. There's some men here but not that many. How do they generate this? By the way we type? Certain words or subjects? It's an imageboard so we might sound more "masculine" than other sites especially with the type of aggressive posts some nonnies make (no hate, I love us) and subjects discussed

No. 1332529

>>1332519
I say jerk off just because personally I like the phrase. Flick the bean makes my clit hurt just imagining it.

No. 1332530

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>>1332519
Female equivalent to fap is shlick, or so I've heard (so to speak kek)

No. 1332540

>>1332529
the thought of jerking off a clit sounds painful too tbh since that implies it's being pulled/tugged..i'd go with >>1332444

No. 1332541

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>>1332527
I am wondering if it may be because younger nonnies may live with their parents and the internet bill may be under their father's name maybe?

Picrel twitterfags fuck off

No. 1332545

>>1332541
Oh it's by cookies and clicks. Jesus I hope there aren't that many men here. It seems off, maybe that's lurkers?

No. 1332550

>>1332541
Would it work for phone service too? I’m still on my dad’s plan and often browse via data on my phone

No. 1332557

>>1332540
How about "rub off"? It's short, rolls off the tongue better than longer phrases, and it accurately describes the action that it's referring to.

No. 1332559

>>1332519
Some anons might cringe but I just say masturbating or playing with myself. All the other terms I don't like at all, except for "polishing the pearl" maybe but that still sounds awkward.

No. 1332563

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>>1332541
>>1332545
Also I remember twitter having a feature in its settings that tried to guess your gender and it set me as male. These things aren't perfect, I guess most nonnies have "male browsing patterns" according to them lol

No. 1332567

>>1332559
I hateeee using the term "play" to refer to sex (not knocking you nonna). I had to tell my bf not to say it anymore as it makes me dry up instantly.

No. 1332570

>>1332559
I don't think either of those are cringe, I use masturbate all the time, but only because I didn't think there was a better, slang-y term.

No. 1332655

dumbasses stop fighting with the tranny challenge

No. 1332657

Does anyone have any recommendations for YouTubers/content that talks about the benefits of women stopping dating men who ain’t shit? I’ve seen a couple women on YT with content like this and could use more. Basically stuff that will convince you to raise your standards. even stuff that helps convince you your life isn’t over after a long term relationship goes South will help. Anything that can give me a glimmer of hope please nonnies

No. 1332675

File: 1662706016820.jpg (Spoiler Image, 486.2 KB, 1920x1402, SGOIb_efDIew_1920x1920_KaMXZQj…)

Why does Beyonce let that man ruin her photos? Please un-spoiler with caution.

No. 1332678

>>1332675
Because she’s had a terminal case of pickmeism please stop reminding us

No. 1332712

>>1332675
cause she's a queen, a cuckqueen

No. 1332729

I Put a Spell On You by Nina Simone is the sexiest song ever. Imagine someone you love (fictional or not) singing that to you and tell me you wouldn't fall in love.

No. 1332736

>>1332729
I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl is my horny song

No. 1332842

Did anyone else watch this as a little kid. This makes me feel so aware of time passing lol

No. 1332845

>>1332842
Kekk I remember similar videos to this one. I miss when youtube was innocent dumb videos like these.

No. 1332855

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jolteon you silly fuck

No. 1332861

>>1332845
I miss all the dorky skits of dudes fighting in dumb outfits in the middle of the woods or something. Me and my siblings would sit around the computer watching these type of videos of Zelda or Star Wars kek

No. 1332885

File: 1662726496234.gif (1.34 MB, 300x158, 7D8557DD-3343-47A8-ADDF-53C564…)

all my homegirls hate the male whore species
learn to cover up stupid male sluts!!

No. 1332889

>>1332885
You’re so right about whores, men (especially those who ‘work out’) wear the sluttiest clothes that barely cover 1/4th of their chests in public. A woman would get crucified for that. The classic black tank top with armholes so wide you can see both of his nipples at the same time when you’re standing next to him. We need to bring public stoning back for manwhores

No. 1332891

>>1332889
>>1332885
>dislikes seeing men wearing skimpy clothes
Gay. Attractive men should be objectified and the uggo ones should wear burqa

No. 1332900

>>1332891
Men’s bodies are inherently sexual and subjecting the general public (includes children) to it’s nude form is child sexual assault and exhibitionism. Even if you enjoy seeing hairy nipples (yuck) the man exhibiting them is still a morally corrupt whore that deserves to be stoned to death.

No. 1332908

>>1332891
I agree that men should be sexualized instead of women but they are disgusting morally corrupt whores who only think about sex and see women (even underage girls) as property and sex objects, and have been proven to lack empathy, so they should also be shamed more for being what they are

No. 1332918

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Why are all Cypress Hill shirts so ugly? All of them, if you took off 'Cypress Hill' you could sell them at an Amsterdam tourist giftshop and get away with it no problem.

No. 1332934

>>1332918
They all look something KingCobra would where tbh

No. 1332936

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>>1332517
If any men are reading this right now:

Go slam your dick in a fucking car door. And if you've already chopped it off, kill yourself lmao

No. 1332995

Telling the ones in work I got dumped wasn't as bad as I thought. A few older men went "what, is he gay?!", another guy must have went out to get me chocolate on his break cause he gave me some when I was leaving and a pat on the back and my direct manager has tickets to a punk show she doesn't want yo go to but knows I love punk music and said 'hey, you might meet someone?' how do I tell my ex this tho and make him jealous

No. 1333060

>>1332517
i can believe this unfortunately, because the kwi situation and thread brought in a lot of male lurkers/posters to this site, just look at what happened in the royal thread yesterday…..

No. 1333084

>>1333060
also what happened in the vent thread is also really obvious we have moids here, them getting pissed off because we used to a anime boy as a pic and calling us whores because of it, derailing and going insane and telling us what to do on our own site meanwhile they are newfaggots pickme trash from twitter or they are males from kiwifarms, i fucking hate it here now and it makes me sad when i see nonnies being attacked by obvious moids.

Jannys please dont fall under pressure and lock the one of the vent threads since we have multiple 144 vent threads now and one of them is made by a pissed of moid who couldnt even link the previous thread.

No. 1333090

>>1333084
I really don't know if the other anons are serious or they are trolling. Lolcow was under attack in recent times and it seems like everyone has a stick up in their butt, I just want it to be fun and relaxing again.

No. 1333098

>>1332517
>>1333060
Not sure how this website works (and from previous responses in this thread, no one knows exactly), but if it just assumes gender based on interests like a lot of social media sites do, it's possible a lot of these "males" are actually women with geeky interests, as one would expect from imageboard. For example, twitter does this kind of thing: I'm not even into some super niche things, mostly art, otherwise video games and one specific sport; but since I didn't state my gender in the profile, based on even such basic interests twitter assumed I'm a male. Maybe it's the same case

No. 1333109

>>1333098
We do get a lot of male lurkers for some of the cow threads. Ot and g is where they come to larp because they don't have a good enough angle to come into a thread with some male bullshit.

No. 1333186

I made patatas bravas to go along with my lentil soup and very soon will be having black tea with vegan cake after washing the dishes.

No. 1333195

>>1333084
This, Im not a 2d husbandofag but I thought the blue haired bitch was amusing and if I didn't like it I'd hide it. Even this thread pic is uglier but no one's complaining. If you don't like weeb content to the point it passes you off, you are on the wrong site. There's so many normie spaces and we don't need to sanitize the site to appeal even more to basic twitterfags and males. Next they'll want us to stop saying NONNY

No. 1333198

>>1333084
totally agree

No. 1333200

>>1333084
The Royal thread was sad. It started off with polite posts mostly, and poking fun at Charles with a bit of radfem shitposting. You can tell when the male joined pretty early on since /pol/fags and trannies can't stand cleopatra or any other woman of historical significance.

No. 1333209

>>1333084
Ithose were definitely scrotes. (Though when kpopfags were super mainstream they were known for their aggressive mob mentality) We have too much scrote and troonage spam that needs more attention than a stupid thread pic so that’s what tips me off of them being male

No. 1333214

>>1333195
they probably will push to stop saying nonny because nonny was not used on here until fairly recently so they try to invoke arguments about "old" lolcow. oldmin and the old jannies (even in recent lc history) used to chide people for it and so did other users, but at the end of the day maleposters larping/astroturfing want this to be as similar to 4chan as possible and can't stand when we're having relatable, not male-approved, cute, or shared moments. i've never been a weeb but i understand anons like their 2D boys and this is a weebfilled site. i wouldn't, however, defend trannytier reaction images of "cute" animegirls though. that's sus/CC-tier behavior (v thankful we don't get much of that kind of posting).

the few anons that keep going around claiming anons being cute with each other are "lovebombing" them and they want "the old lolcow back" deserve to be side-eyed as well.

No. 1333216

>>1333098
>based on “adult” “video games / consoles” “computer”
I don’t think this is accurate it’s just going off with what you said, even if video games are seen predominantly male, there has to be a ton of women here with “nerdy” interests like that

No. 1333217

I'm not a moid or a newfag. I've been on the site for years, think maybe 7 or so. I hate the shitty webtoon threadpic. I don't understand how not liking the damn picture means I have a penis. But that's just my own opinion. Every corner of the internet is the same. On twitter if you don't make horribly detailed tweets about slitting JK Rowling's throat you're a far right reactionary Nazi who wants to round up every black trans kweerio person and send them off to camps, on here if you don't like anime boys, or make a few annoying posts about being a hamster (inb4 YOU'RE HAMMIECHAN KILL YOURSELF, I'm not) you get diagnosed with cock and balls syndrome. It's whatever.

No. 1333221

>>1333217
It’s not even disliking it makes you male, it was the shitty and out of control reaction that was made to it that was clocked as a scrote

No. 1333222

>>1333217
anon, we have like daily raids and an influx of kiwicels here. please don't act like anons aren't suspicious for good reason. i'm not into cartoon boys but it's not my board, it's a shared board with a community full of people who do. there's a reason why people are suspicious, and it's because we are having a legitimate influx of males and it's difficult to actually know who is who but when people sperg about 2D boys on a site where it has always been a thing, it seems odd.

No. 1333223

>>1332517
I'm pretty sure we just get a ton of male lurkers and one-time visitors linked from other sites as that website documents all traffic, not just posters.

No. 1333225

I got inspired by that anon that posted her collages it's so fun. Like look at me I'm artsy fartsy like postsecret ooh lala

No. 1333226

>>1333221
This, the visceral autistic rage about an anime boy OP image is what sounds scrotey to me, not just "not liking it".

No. 1333227

>>1333221
Samefag, but even the Hammiechan thing seemed like whoever was acting retardedly aggressive about it was a troll/ scrote because they kept going on about it for hours. I don’t doubt we have autistic nonnas who need to chill here but we have had males hijacking conversations and spamming

No. 1333230

>>1333227
With the [redacted] just shows how autistic scrotes will spend all their time and energy JUST to stir shit. It’s a perfect example.

No. 1333235

>>1333226
>>1333227
agree with you two. it's not about not liking it (which would be fine to offhandedly say once "don't care for threadpic" etc), but the way in which it was continually unnnecessarily aggressively spammed was what makes it seem male. and you're right, the same unhinged out-of-place aggressive behavior was exhibited in the insane, continued anti-hammie posts.

No. 1333265

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Ever since I was young I always imagined the little dandelion puff seeds were fairies when they floated on their own. I always try to catch one and make a wish and blow it away

No. 1333271

Wondering if I should get over-ear headphones after all just for the long battery life

No. 1333272

My ex the type to want to fuck to the stereophonics and I want to get fucked listening to yeezus. That's the difference all over

No. 1333277

>>1333265
Isn't that tinkerbells origin story

No. 1333283

>>1333277
Really? I don’t know, I have never read or watched Peter Pan

No. 1333291

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I love being ESL and still having better reading comprehension than 90% of this website!

No. 1333299

>>1333291
This is targeted toward me and I accept it

No. 1333301

>>1333291
I prefer knuckles tbh

No. 1333303

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No. 1333308

>>1333303
Big fist fucker. I always thought they should've named him Fister instead.

No. 1333320

>>1333308
that's not family friendly!

No. 1333323

>>1333214
>the few anons that keep going around claiming anons being cute with each other are "lovebombing" them and they want "the old lolcow back" deserve to be side-eyed as well.
They're the ones who browse both 4chan and here and absolutely cannot adjust to the fact that we're not all nihilist assholes and this place doesn't fit the exact standards of what imageboards should be

>trannytier reaction images of "cute" animegirls though that's sus/CC-tier behavior

Exactly. So much of the internet is anime girl reaction images and wojacks, it's uniquely male. So I don't mind fujoposting since it's the opposite end of the spectrum and isn't appealing at all to the unwanted lurkers.

No. 1333340

My coworker went to the bathroom and came out in less than 10 seconds. Now I know this moid faggot doesn't wash his hands. No you can't borrow my pen, cock toucher smegma haver unwashed piss hands.

No. 1333344

>>1333340
most men don't wash their hands and it's fucking disgusting

No. 1333349

>>1333340
one time i was talking on omegle (yeah i know, still i never use camera) to this moid and he was like "brb going to the bathroom" and he came back suspiciously quickly and i questioned him on that and i asked him if he washed his hands and he was like "why would i? i only peed and my dick is clean" instant disconnect.

No. 1333366

>>1333349
>my dick is clean
They are so delusional they really think a shower in the morning means their dick is a-ok to touch with abandon throughout the day?

No. 1333388

>>1332517
wow that's some bullshit

>>1332563
these AIs are as sexist as troons

>>1332936
based

No. 1333446

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I don't understand why Mina Le is so popular, she looks mildewy and her makeup/fashion sense is stupid and unflattering. I swear even Tuna does a better job at makeup and fashion.
Also her video essays are always her parroting some mainstream woman-hating bullshit she read somewhere and pretending she had an original thought while virtue signalling about trans rights like her life depended on it.

No. 1333460

>>1333446
I cringe every time I see her shaved eyebrows, she is going to regret deleting them one day. As for her popularity?
>her video essays are always her parroting some mainstream woman-hating bullshit she read somewhere and pretending she had an original thought while virtue signalling about trans rights like her life depended on it.
You just explained it. She also has the weird tiktok alt look that zoomers like so i guess that's why?

No. 1333479

>>1333446
Agreed, I get she tries to emulate the 20s flapper girl vibe but it doesn’t suit her in the slightest. She’s a total handmaiden who definitely has pick me nlog vibes. Her videos are milquetoast and her video set seems so curated and phony, like she’s trying to emulate the thrift shopper girl vibe. Everything about her is giving poser.

No. 1333486

>>1333446
I like her style but her personality is so godawful and put on. 'Hello my beautiful doves'? Seriously?
>>1333460
So long as she's shaving them and not waxing them, her eyebrows could come back any time she wants/

No. 1333497

As Thanksgiving approaches, I remind myself how grateful I am that my family doesn't cook or eat chitlins.

No. 1333514

>>1333446
I literally remember her self posting one of her videos for while in random shitposts threads, always the same one video over and over again. I think it was last year?

No. 1333515

>>1333446
The most lukewarm, reddit tier opinions that people have the audacity to call "hot takes" get you the most views. That's why she's utterly annoying, she thinks she's thinking outside the box.

No. 1333522

>>1333446
her makeup legit makes her look like a granny

No. 1333525

I never understood why themes don't apply to the homepage.

No. 1333561


No. 1333580

I just realized that the most recent season of a show I really like released months ago and I didn't even realize. What the fuck.

No. 1333608

i’m in an uber with the window down browsing lolcow and i was wondering if any nonnies have seen other women browsing lolcow out in the wild? i don’t think i would say anything to anyone, only if i had a couple of drinks beforehand kek

No. 1333609

>>1333608
if i saw a girl browsing lolcow in the wild i would kiss her on the lips

No. 1333616

Mom's schizo ranting for the day: germs and viruses do not exist. Those are systematic oppressions.

No. 1333617

>>1333609
What would you do if you saw the file she uploaded with her post was a K-pop gif

No. 1333619

>>1333608
I’d be scared to approach because I’m worried I’d see a post saying “omg eww I met an anon and you’re all so gross irl” or something similar
If she was posting Komaeda pictures though I might take a sneaky photo.

No. 1333621

>>1333617
i would pretend i do not see

No. 1333622

I want to go outside because I look hot but idk what to do nonas it's 5pm

No. 1333626

>>1333349
I talked to three males like this. Men are disgusting lol

No. 1333627

>>1333608
I scroll lolcow relentlessly in public and on transit. The day I come across another nonita is still yet to come.

No. 1333630

Can someone tell me what happened in beserks latest chapter and is the lady going to be okay

No. 1333632

>>1333627
same kek

No. 1333646

Really tired of seeing a funny meme video and then all the comments are like “bro this isn’t funny anymore this meme is old already” “overused tired of it” like it’ll be my first time seeing it. Wtf. I understand attention spans are shortening because of the tiktokification of everything but Let me enjoy my meme

No. 1333649

>>1333646
I was watching a stream that was going through the corey fieldman angelic to the core album and I have never heard any parts of it apart from anthony fantano singing to it in a jokey manner and some retard said something like that. I'm just glad the streamer bullied him for it, but seriously they act like there is special points for knowing a meme upon release or something.

No. 1333652

I bet you losers don't have the WAP.

No. 1333658

>>1333652
noooo this is making me laugh so much I have to be asleep. I think it’s a cute version of the song kek

No. 1333666

>>1333652
I both ironically and unironically like this

No. 1333698

the weekend thread should be opened at friday nights.

No. 1333702

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>>1333698
Correct. That's when it was made, a Friday night. OPEN UP MODERATOS

No. 1333704

I love how pickles are strong by themselves but then you put then on a sandwich and they're not that strong they're just crunch crunch crunch.

No. 1333705

NOTICE

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No. 1333715

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>>1333698
yes it should! i was the anon who bitched about how dead it was friday nights and weekends and anon created the thread shortly thereafter. it is a friday night to sunday night thread!!! please mods open up our bunker

No. 1333718

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>>1333698
MMMODERATOS OPEN IT!

No. 1333722

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likely political propaganda aside, what are thoughts on the outrage over James Franco(whose father is Portuguese) and his mother was a Russian Jew, being cast to play Fidel Castro(a man whose father was a galician spaniard) and his mother was Cuban, but of Spanish descent

No. 1333735

>>1333722
its 2022, marilyn monroe is latina with an accent, fidel castro can be a jewish ginger for all anyone cares

No. 1333736

>>1333722
This is such an American comment lmao

No. 1333745

>>1333722
This will be controversial, but, come on, Fidel looks less punchable.

No. 1333755

>>1333745
not debatable, i agree

No. 1333767

I use a VPN sometimes, and I worry that mods might mistake me for the troon. I don't think he uses the browser I use though since I haven't seen any of his bans.

No. 1333771

>>1333767
hes too broke for sheets on his bed let alone a paid vpn, he uses one of the free ones that come with a side of malware

No. 1333773

>>1333771
I just use the Opera VPNs, which is free. Are they a malware risk? I'll stop using them if so.

No. 1333783

IT'S FUCKING RAINING!!!

No. 1333786

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pain

No. 1333789

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Allow me to be just the slightest bit schizo for just a second, but has anyone noticed that people with dimples tend to be funnier/joke more than people without dimples? Just me? I'll make an appointment with a psychologist stat. Pic unrelated.

No. 1333793

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>My crew.. was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ… and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged, and when we put in to Cuba to resupply GOD WILLING you will be flogged some more, and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig.

do you think this would be allowed in a kids movie nowadays

No. 1333795

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WEARING A TEE THAT SAYS "NORMATIVE GENDER-PRIVILEGED BIGOT" WITH A SMILING SUN WEARING SUNGLASSES ON IT.

No. 1333799

>>1333793
The road to el dorado is a classic and the new gen of kids animated movies are total garbage. No, it absolutely wouldn’t be allowed.

No. 1333833

>>1333773
i thought all the opera ones were banned because of that one sperg from a few years ago
>>1333789
no
t. unfunny dimple haver

No. 1333843

>>1333793
I want a reboot where Cortez is about to be executed for his crimes, but then he reveals that he actually did all the evil things he did because he has gender dysphoria and is a brave and stunning trans-uterus-haver. So then everyone forgives him and Chel (totally willingly) gives him makeover at a sleepover in order to validate his identity. Miguel and Tulio lecture the audience on always accepting everyone, and how you should always work on your preconceived biases and silence that gut feeling telling you something is wrong. Also the horse opens an OnlyFans

No. 1333882

>>1333843
please stop

No. 1333897

>>1333795
drop the link, nonnie

No. 1333936

Nonnies, if there was a biopic tv show being made about you, and a troon was cast to play you for 'diversity' and 'inclusivity' reasons, what would you do?

No. 1333946

>>1333936
how much am i being paid for my life story?

No. 1333947

I'm watching this show, and the main character keeps having all these hit pieces written about her by a journalist going under a male pen name. The journalist is later revealed to be a woman, but the actress is a tranny. This says something about trannys but I'm not sure what yet…

No. 1333951

>>1333936
i would probably contact a lawyer and see what i could do. i'm ugly as fuck but not so ugly that its acceptable to have a man act as me

No. 1333953

>>1333947
What show, nonna?

No. 1333957

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>>1333953
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. The character is picrel L. Roy Dunham. spoilering for anons who may watch the show too and the actor is Hari Nef. It doesn't ruin the show for me or anything, I just thought it was a funny role for a troon.

No. 1333962

>>1333946
I'm thinking of it being like an unauthorized biopic without the person's permission (which is legal somehow btw) so I imagine zero lol

No. 1333984

I've never understood the "God Save The Queen" song. Save her from what?

No. 1333985

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wtf

No. 1333990

>>1333984
It's irony I think. "God save the Queen" is a common saying to show reverence for the queen and The Sex Pistols are using it ironically to say fuck you, basically.

No. 1333997

>>1333990
Oh I just meant the saying/national anthem one. Not the song by The Sex Pistols.

No. 1334010

>>1333722
Literally who cares
>>1333736
this
>>1333957
NTA but I'd seen this character mentioned on /m/ (I think?) I remember some nonnies talking about it. Seems I guessed right lol

No. 1334033

>>1333722
fidel castro looks like jon snow

No. 1334048

>>1333997
Oh lol I didn't even know there was an actual song my bad nonna!

No. 1334115

I just remembered when my bfs grandparents literally gifted me a sample-size hotel shampoo/conditioner/lotion set for christmas. They even put it in a little giftbag and everything. Old people are so retarded it's actually funny. They are rich too by the way

No. 1334140

>>1334115
Considering they're rich I'd say it's not retardation but they way of showing they don't give a damn about you but it would look bad for them to not give you anything at all. Unless everyone else gets shit like this from them?

No. 1334143

>>1333997
>>1333984
I mean this with no I'll intention, anon: Are you autistic? Or just a beginner ESL chan? It doesn't mean saving her from peril or something like that, it just means that people are asking God to look over her a protect her because she's the ruler of the nation rip Liz

No. 1334146

>>1334143
Ill* no idea why my phone corrects it to I'll but alas. I'm to lazy to delete and repost

No. 1334154

>>1334115
In a way, rich or not, it must be a pain to get so old that you've got kids and grandkids, and then partners of all those people to buy for. And you don't know whether the bfs/gfs of your kids/grandkids are going to be around for long anyway.

No. 1334185

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tired of the internet being ridden by troons and zoomers ruining every fandom i enjoy, going to build my own community and ban politics and troons.

No. 1334208

>>1334143
Thanks I guess.
>it just means that people are asking God to look over her a protect her
So basically saving her from peril?

No. 1334226

I wish I would have been born a princess like queen liz and had tons of corgies with cute british tweed fashion. all I can think about lately

No. 1334247

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People bitching about the little mermaid really annoy me. All I see is racism tbh. Brandy was the best Cinderella, when I was a little kid I remember thinking she was soo beautiful and it had the best soundtrack. I’m really annoyed that people are trying to say it’s because of “””wokeness””” (framing casual inclusivity as some sort of derogatory is wild to me) as if Disney princesses have to be some sort of milquetoast exact iteration of a shitty animation from decades ago.

No. 1334263

>>1334247
it's not being ''inclusive'', it's being preachy and using POC as a token. If Disney wannted to be inclusive they would make an animated moview where the Black protagonists doesn't turn into an animal/blob in the first 30 mins. Stop thinking companies want to be inclusive out opf their own will and now because it's trendy, specially Disney.

No. 1334273

>>1334263
>>1334263
Disney is not being preachy or using that girl as a token for making Ariel black. She is a fake half fish living at the bottom of the ocean, you’re just a bitch. The fact that you think them using a popular young vocalist is some sort of mission statement says more about you than the company themselves. Why does it have to be about “inclusivity” instead of them using her because she’s talented and fits the part? Or are you saying she can’t fit the part because she’s not sheet-white? I don’t get it.

No. 1334286

>>1334263
no anon you’re also right but why are you defending racist scrotes harassing a normie celebrity and making her for bad for taking work they can get? ultimately it’s a job and it has to be done, regardless of what us plebeians think. these opportunities don’t come often for young women

No. 1334293

>>1334247
They're selling wokeness, there's no other reason to explain why a company that purposely avoided having black characters for decades (because that doesn't happen by accident) suddenly starts including black characters the decade that becomes a big selling point. Watch what they'll do once the tide changes which it inevitably will sooner or later.

No. 1334294

>>1334247
people getting mad over children's media, kek

No. 1334297

>>1334286
i am not defending scrotes i am blaming Disney for putting her in that position. Disney doesn't want to make black characters because they perceive them as ''not marketable'' that's why they have to ''blackwash'' Ariel. Never forget they also used The Princess and the Frog as an excuse to close down their 2D animation studio.

No. 1334300

>>1333957
Being a man in the 50s was hard
-Big Tranny

No. 1334301

>>1334297
kek I watched a good video about that movie and it’s sad how they fucked her up so much, basically black girls or women can’t have fantasy or dreams like ariel but they give her a very shitty motivation to work for a fucking restaurant in a princess movie and turned her into a frog for the rest of the movie?? that movie was doomed for the start, not only did they not focus too much on the writing and plot development but they were desperately trying to hop into the james cameron disease that was spreading in hollywood where everyone was transitioning into 3D/cgi. there was some heart there but it wasn’t enough. it makes me jealous of the libshits who can enjoy encanto while the rest of their “inclusive” black casts end up turning into animals to learn a lesson they don’t even need to learn. sorry for sperging but that is exactly why I don’t like disney they were never the originators, they always followed a successful formula and are terrified of creative risk and failure which is why like you said they used it partly as an excuse to shut down their 2D division

No. 1334302

>>1334273
Ariel was always depicted as white and the original novel is Dannish, stop thinking a company pruporsefuly using a black actress both as a token and to avoid criticism towards their souless ''liveaction'' by claiming their critics as racist is anything but a marketing tactic. You are acting like they want you to act ''thankfull'' that the big corporation is giving you ''inclusivity'' when in reality they are just using POC opression for brownie points.
>t.latina tired of being depicted as poor by hollywood

No. 1334303

>>1334185
Sounds pretty sweet. I'd join. /pol/tards and trannies ruin everything.

No. 1334308

If the "race" of a character who's not even a real creature or human is working you up, please find something to do with your time.

No. 1334310

>>1334302
lots of latinos are poor, the problem is how they represent these groups in media most of them were probably harmful and underdeveloped. also not sure why you’re being unusually malicious we’re not talking about actual constructive criticism about the creation of the film, there are people (let’s be real it’s mostly disgruntled old men and handmaidens lmao) purposefully giving these shows and movies low ratings and talking about the appearances of these women in those reviews in a negative light because of their race, even though they didn’t do anything with the production of the film just signing a contract to do their labor and get paid. this is so sad, you are incapable of empathizing with other women because you think every fucking woman who doesn’t live in mexico is better off than you, it should apparent by now that it doesn’t matter if a marginalized person is rich or more well-off they are still going to experience discrimination and hardship

No. 1334315

>>1334297
But none of us are saying we support Disney, we just think she makes a good Ariel? Why is that so bad…?

No. 1334320

>>1334308
I’m disappointed tbh. I didn’t realise anons were this braindead.

No. 1334324

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Is this the Ariel you wanted?

No. 1334332

>>1334315
i havent watched the movie(is it even out yet?) so i cant tell if she's a good or bad Ariel, just saying the intentions behind the casting choice are very obvious and people calling out disney for pandering aren't all racists. The movie is going to suck anyways, just like all live actions do.

No. 1334333

>>1334302
Nta but the disney version never tried being like the original novel and no one seemed bothered by that (like the ending changing, different hair colors, the fact that there's apparently a caribbean sea or at least caribbean sea creatures despite not taking place there? etc)

No. 1334334

>>1334333
then why didnt they make Ariel black in the animated movie? was it before it wasn't marketable at the time? isn't it weird that Disney casted a POC actress after they started to get backlash for their crappy low effort live action movies? really makes you think.

No. 1334336

>>1334332
Except I don’t see anyone saying any succinct criticism about it being pandering, I see people saying she shouldn’t be Ariel and that the only reason she is is because of ~*”wokeness”*~ when she’s a talented vocalist and a lot prettier than the cock-eyed animation.

No. 1334339


No. 1334341

>>1334334
But do we have to tinfoil over a live action adaptation of a 33 year old cartoon. This is just as bad as bitching about hobbits being black.

No. 1334343

>>1334336
>>1334341
It's worthless to discuss with Disney adults, the will always defend their frozen-headed overlord.

No. 1334349

>>1334336
NTA but it was blatant with the timing I think. Disney got a huge amount of trouble for not casting Arabian actors in Aladdin. Got cancelled for being racist. Then announced Ariel was black. Taking away the first red head princess from a bunch of red heads that got abused and shit on and told gingers have no souls. There’s also an African equivalent of the little mermaid and at the time of the announcement it really did look like they were just inserting her into the danish one in a lazy pandering way.

No. 1334350

>>1334349
I don’t really care either way. I hate the live actions all together kek

No. 1334353

>>1334343
>Disney adults
It's always weird when these type of terms get extremely popular on the internet, because then people just start misusing them and throwing them at anyone. Like in this post.

No. 1334355

>>1334349
She still has red hair. In fact, Ariel's hair color in the live action is way more natural than the animated version.

No. 1334356

>>1334349
>Taking away the first red head princess from a bunch of red heads that got abused and shit on and told gingers have no souls.
How the fuck did you expect me to take your reply seriously after you typed this shit with a straight face. Those poor oppressed Ed Sheerans!!

No. 1334357

>>1334353
It’s become as meaningless as the term horse girl. It’s thrown around in contexts where it doesn’t even fit or make sense

No. 1334358

>>1334353
why else would you defend Disney?

No. 1334366

>>1334355
Okay that’s cool then. I haven’t seen the movie and don’t really care either way. That was just the conversation when it got announced. Tbh Disney probably announced it the way it did to cause controversy so they could have PR come to think of it. There were a lot of articles.

No. 1334408

>Taking away the first red head princess from a bunch of red heads
You're just joking around, right?

No. 1334422

>>1334356
nta but I have seen ginger kids get bullied like hell, just for the way they look

No. 1334448

>>1334422
There's no shortage of redheads being portrayed positively in media, Anne of Green Gables is much better than any Disney princess. And it's really not impressive when next to the structural oppression of black people. But then again, even as a child I never managed to relate to anyone who cared for disney princesses.

No. 1334459

>>1334448
Samefag, not like a new movie with whoever cast as ariel erases the animated movie from existence like it's 1984, it's still there, just watch it.

No. 1334461

please help i told my aunt i was working as a freelance graphic designer to hide i am a furry porn artist(it pays the bill please understand) and now she sends me one of her relatives asking me for a logo. I am retarded so i accepted it because social anxiety and now i have a week to learn graphic design please help

No. 1334483

>>1334461
You're a dummy anon, you could have said that you were too full of work or something. But anyway, get an Adobe illustrator crack and make a logo with the simplest text and shapes possible. If you can even copy one from a tutorial on YouTube. Normies can't tell what looks good and what doesn't so even a mediocre logo will do.

No. 1334488

>>1334461
Torrent an old copy of Illustrator and go to town with the pen and shape tools I guess…what is the logo for?

No. 1334498

The coworker that told his aunt we were dating when we never were found out I got dumped and is in my DMs and I hate him so much. I was really rude to him a few weeks back in the canteen I thought I got him off my back.

No. 1334500

>>1334247
I'm not mad, I just wouldn't watch it. If it's Cinderella, it makes sense to cast an ethnically French girl, because I can't take a medieval European fairytale seriously with a black woman in the role. And no, this isn't slander against black women. It makes more sense to find African originated fairytales if you want to introduce more black disney princesses, instead of appropriating European history.
>>1334461
That's a pretty sigma move nonnie ngl

No. 1334501

>>1334483
>>1334488
thanks, gonna check some tutorials on youtube. I am going to get at least 20 mcnuggies after i get paid lmao

No. 1334511

>>1334500
You are such a fucking dork. No one cares that you’re too autistic to enjoy a fantasy movie meant for children because it isn’t “historically correct”. Brandy as Cinderella was beautiful and captivated and I watched it when I was literally a little ass child. I remember it far more fondly than I do the original Cinderella, the music was good and she looked beautiful. Was not serious. They’re for kids, not for you.
>appropriating European history
It’s a fairytale you shrew.

No. 1334517

>>1334488
forgot to answer it's for a shop that sells chinese food i think.

No. 1334519

>>1334512
They always want to blame black people. Look at you, YOU did this!!!!111 God forbid parents want their little girls to see someone that looks like them on tv.

No. 1334525

>>1334519
who the hell is blaming black people everyone is blaming Disney

No. 1334530

>>1334525
They always use the term pandering and wokeness as a pejorative and if they were really “blaming Disney” they wouldn’t care that Ariel is black and refer to her as ugly, incorrect, etc. All I’ve seen is talking in circles about ‘accuracy’ all over online. A couple people on lolcow do not speak for the majority.

No. 1334538

>>1334530
people is just tired of companies taking white characters and blackwashing them, it's very obviously done by execs that want free marketing from the outrage and a ''free from criticism card'', it's pure manipulation. I am sorry black people is being used for this purpose but i am not going to ignore the blatant pandering from these companies.

No. 1334544

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>>1334517
As for design, look up stuff on stock sites (shutterstock, adobe stock etc) and build some amalgamation of what you find there, way safer than ripping off directly from some design that already has a specific designer name to it. Rely on colors and typography if you don't feel comfortable creating a clean vector shape, and make sure to use commercial free license font, just in case

No. 1334552

>>1334511
A lot of euro anons are extra ornery and retarded lately, we should just ignore their posts.

No. 1334568

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>>1334501
You mean 20 USD? I don't think one should expect an amazing logo for just 20 USD, so don't stress too much. But either way, go to pinterest and look up logos for similar business to plagiarize, I mean, to inspire you; I'd suggest checking out some brand guidelines so you have an idea of things that logo designs should have, like logo variations, brand guidelines deals with things other than logos, but just ignore them, for example spotify's: developer.spotify.com/documentation/general/design-and-branding/#using-our-logo; if you are feeling motivated you could look for a book called The Non-Designer's Design Book, it's not about logos but it gives you broad understanding about visual planning; also, there is a feature in illustrator that automatically vetorizes images, so theorically you could draw it on another software you're more familiar with and then vetorize it, but I find it pretty unreliable.

No. 1334576

>>1334500
Disney's little mermaid was never at all faithful to the book tho, so who cares.

No. 1334581

>>1334208
In a way, but I mean, it's not as if they meant that she's been kidnapped and needs saving. Just an overall wish of wellness as a form of reverence and respect.

No. 1334603

>>1334538
>blackwashing
Time to close tab

No. 1334645

Missing Christina Grimmie, rawk on angel

No. 1334651

>>1334645
The way everything happened will always be so insane to me. It's crazy to think that something like that could've happened at a concert.

No. 1334652

>>1334461
Text or image or both? I got anon.

No. 1334653

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No. 1334790

>>1334511
Fairytales ARE culture, and they do matter. They tell you about the people’s values, superstitions, and fears. Ngl though i don’t mind being called a shrew that’s kind of kawaii
>>1334512
True. I’m not lashing out at black people though tf
Most of us want to see original black stories instead of European ones with a black actress. And yeah, it is whites/jews pulling this stunt more than black people. And it’s never a middle easterner, or an asian, it has to be black because…? I guess it looks more inclusive?

No. 1334803

>>1334790
what does the singing mice and pumpkin car tell us about the french

No. 1334875

>>1334803
those are still aspects of Indo-European culture and storytelling

No. 1334976

>>1334651
I resent the scrote who killed her so fucking much I hate men I hate men I hate men

No. 1334993

>>1334645
OH MY GOD QWEEN! did anyone else used to watch her "above all that is random" (?) videos !? THERES A PURPLE MUSHROOM IN MY BACKYARD AND ITS SCREAMING TACOOSSS TACOOOS. COOKIE MAKE MY TONGUE GO NUMBA COOKIE MAKE MY TONGUE GO NUMB.

No. 1335909

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this is what muslims actually believe



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