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>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/193846
For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny: >>>/g/259991
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day 20 of trying not to think about moid belly (failed)
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Lily was a terrible friend.
She's not even a good sister: she can't understand Petunia's jealousy and even blames it on Severus when she decided to spy on her sister (stealing and reading the letter Albus sent to Petunia).
In Snape's worst memory she handles it poorly, makes things worse mainly by infuriating James and leaves Snape in terrible and humiliating postion.
She doesn't even seems to care when
Severus come back at her later for apologize when she is at fault too.
Severus deserved so much better.
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Hehe I love that picture, it's so cute! It reminds me of a Snape plushie my dear friend made for me by hand, it is cleverly named Mini-Severus. Somewhere in the archives is a video of her cat stealing the plushie when it was still a work in progress, cat dragged the poor plushie, still without clothes around the house! Sorry Sev!
He truly is a puzzle, that must be one of the reasons he is so loved! He has endless potential for new stories about him, and he feels so real in a level that's rare for a fictional character, at least in my opinion.
Oh your tattoos sound wonderful! Do add his birthday, it will be such a beautiful detail! I don't have any tattoos but if I would have, they would definitely be husbando-related and placed in the chest area, close to my heart. Do you like to collect merch or other stuff that reminds you of Snape? I'm such a hamster that I have quite a lot hehe, I even have an shrine of sorts in my bookself. I have little bit of stuff for Doc Ock and Frollo as well, but lately I have been saving money so I haven't bought anything for year or two.
About Lily, before I learned about her past with Snape I liked her, but she was not an important character to me. Later my thoughts shifted to negative/negative-neutral. I also find it strange that she fell in love with James, because of the bullying and she herself actively disliked him! Like how did he magically change that she would want to marry him? Lily is a necessary evil, and part of Snape's past so I accept her. I'm curious, does she play a part in your story? I like to think that with me Snape has a bit of difficulty of letting go of her, and I have difficulties accepting his feelings of her, but in the end things work out and he can make peace about that subject.
I think even though James is horrible he was written well in the books: he is first potrayed like a saint, but then it is revealed that he is just a regular guy and an asshole on top of that, I think the "reality check" was good for Harry. And that Snape was the one who told the truth about negative things, and Harry was able to somewhat relate him. Even though the Snape's worst memory -chapter is painful I reread it quite often, it is very good. (And Snape gets to throw stuff at Harry, it must have felt good hehe!)
>It seems like you would make a great team together.
You have no idea how much this means to me, thank you for the kind words! I can say the same for you! I have a feeling that once he gets to know you, your personalities would match really well, and the connection between you two would be strong. >>273819>Severus deserved so much better.
Exactly! It was heartbreaking when she just ignored him when Snape tried to apologise, she must have seen that he was serious. That was a awful thing to do.
By the way, that picture is absolutely beautiful! It captures the spirit of the books and Hogwarts very well.
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I hope he visits me in my dreams tonight.
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Another thread, another ogata post. This art has me acting UP nonnies
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Uughh the shades' tan lines are just too cute
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Fuck, I'm ovulating and can't stop thinking about him, help (no, it's not Majima)
You know, what hurts the most other than the fact that he's not real is that I can't draw all the hot scenarios I keep coming up with, if I can't fuck him for real I want to at least be able to portray my fantasies accurately
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Jensen, Deus Ex.
Also thinking about Destiny Crow having a white stripe in his pubes too so drew a picture. Yep that time of the cycle again already.
>>273923>official art director confirmation that yes Adam still has his dick, and he also doesn't trim~
kekk based art director>Yep that time of the cycle again already.
same here nona
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Not husbando level but I'm horny for him
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I'm gonna put him in my pocket and take him everywhere with me.
Perfect OP pic, love it.
Can someone please repost the template? I'm dying to make my own edit aaaaaaaa
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loving the new thread pic
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Please give share with me your favourite reader insert fanfics, I don't care who it is. I love them all and I love every one of you
I already read all of the doc that nonnie
posted here >>>/g/241808
I just want good written stuff please as I keep encountering fucking uwu ftm, girldick, lolicon or moid shit even though I have more then 40 tags excluded in AO3. I miss 2015 AO3 not even into hockey nor did I know that it existed but I loved it
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Thank you! I have a little plush like the one in photo from Japan. Did you know he's quite popular over there? He is! You can find really good/cute merch over there. If you look, be sure to look under "セブルス・スネイプ". Typically, this spelling of his name yields the best results. There are quite a few 'official' interpretations of him over there, and honestly they're all quite good. Even his anime version is enjoyable, he's not like overly attractive. Anyways, I really recommend checking out JP Mercari!
Aw, that is so sweet of your friend! For the past few years I've told myself I'm going to make or commission a bigger plush of him and then I just spend the money on clothes or books, whoops!
Your collection sounds so nice!! What is your favorite thing in it?
Speaking of collections, I do have one. I have a nightstand by my bed that has a nice fanart of him in an official Hogwarts frame which makes it look like his headmaster's portrait. I've also got the official Q Pot Half-Blood Prince locket and I got a special little box to put it in when I'm not wearing it that I put by his portrait. Next to his portrait is a little booklet of official Alan Rickman pictures, two mini figures of him, several pins of him (one of his Potter Puppet pal pins hehe), a plush, and a candle. It's quite small but I really enjoy it. I want to get his nendo and his doll when I convince myself to stop spending all my money on clothing. I also have a pin ita bag of him! Next to his little shrine I have a candle I like to light. It's just plain vanilla and raspberries, I just like the smell of it. In the evening the flickering flame of the candle looks so beautiful casting light onto his shrine.
Perhaps its odd, but sometimes I'll sit in front of it and talk to him for a bit. I try not to 'ask' him for things, but when I do I usually have a 'sacrifice'. Typing it makes me cringe but let me explain. I know that Severus Snape is a fictional character. But I like to believe somewhere, in the endless infinity that is time he's real in some other universe, or maybe just even as a thought or a feeling. I like to ask his spirit for guidance, for motivation, or for hope. If I ask him for something more concrete, what I 'sacrifice' is something he'd like. Right now I'm learning Latin so I 'sacrifice' or leave a few flashcards I've learned by his alter. Or if I've finished an important book that I wanted to read because it was in someway related to him, I'll leave it there. It's more about honoring him and showing my dedication to him by completing goals he'd find value in. I want so much to be like him, to be sharp, clever, cunning, and the right amount of deadly. He's someone I really look up to!
Oh man, I've typed so much ahh. I'll do another reply too.
(Another image of him with a beard. There's a lot of discourse in the Snapedom about him having a beard and I cannot get enough to be honest with you.)
self insert will never drown out fujo shit, but you do you nonnie
! and I'm not trying to be mean it's just the truth.
it's just jokes! i'm not being serious heh
but to be honest it's only one artist though so it really DOES feel like we're both at war over this character kek
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I agree, she's a bad friend for sure. I think the fact he apologized too really rubs salt in the room. She didn't deserve her fate, but I don't have very much sympathy for her. She had shit taste in men.
I love that illustration of him!>>273827
Ok part two here we go!
I agree, that endless potential really draws you in. I find him so captivating!
I was thinking about Frollo the other day because you said you liked him, and he really is such a good, character. I just sadly can't seem to have any other husbando, but Frollo is so good! You've got such good taste in men!
I think for me, she's just so unlikeable, how do you end up dating your childhood bully, and what kind of wishy-washy pickme do you have to be? No, thank you.
In my mind, she is the reason he eventually falls for me. I imagine we get into a massive screaming match (very unusual for me, I don't raise my voice, I think if you have to be loud to make your point you've already lost). I said some nasty things about her and he's really, really mad about it. I keep trying to point out that she's a terrible friend, and how it's not good to hold on to someone who treated you so poorly. We get in a massive fight and don't talk for a week. In my mind, this is how I imagine he discovers the depths of my love and devotion for him, that I demonstrate that I would never simply let anything happen to him. We're not talking to each other, and we're both mad at each other, but I still do little things for him, like leave him flowers or potion ingredients. If I'm in a dramatic mood, two students get in a squabble and I take a nasty spell for him and he realizes that the 'love'Lily felt for him was terribly surface level. He agrees she didn't love him the way he deserved and we never talk about it again because it's settled. I think realistically once he has the kind of deep, steady love he deserves he'd realize she wasn't it.
>I have a feeling once he gets to know you, your personalities would match really well and the connection between you two would be strong.
That's so kind of you! I like to think that we'd have a deep abiding connection. We may not be very explicit about it, but we'd know it.
What do you think he'd be into from an aesthetic view point? Do you think he's into anything specific appearance wise?
(I'm still not over the beard, maybe one day I will be. It's so unlikely he had one, but good Lord he looks incredible with one. Will I ever really be over it? Probably not.)
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>Anona, do you take Reiner to be your wedded malewife to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to him so long as you both shall live?
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Last night I dreamt that he shot me. How romantic.
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my husbando is perfect in every way you wish you could love my husbando but you dont even have a body pillow of him poser can you afford to get him ice cream and icicle pops every day no way broke bitch hes a pure husbando with the voice of kermit the frog sometimes but hes still perfection with that main anime character hair you know he can dick a girl down good while singing soprano in your ear i hear his dick is secretly a flute you wish you could play it like i can who do you think you are nonnie like you could ever take my man but seriously please dont my entire weeaboo existence since high school has been about him ive spent so much money building my shrine my heart couldnt take him leaving me for a jolene please nonnies i beg you
I clicked on a bunch of those and they all seem so violent? I hate how unclear the warnings are.
Like are we assaulting Ogata or is he the rapist? It matters, I'm fine with men being mauled but not with male violence against women.
if its the latter that sounds bad and ooc kek, turbovirgin truther supremacy
would not read.>>274107
there are nice ones for almost everything. sometimes hard to find, but using the search options can help. speaking of tags, if youre sensible and not used to degeneracy then the tags of some fics on ao3 might already be enough to kill your horniness for the moment tho
I think there is a fanfiction thread here on /m/ as well, you might check it out.
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the manga is translated now but little to no horny fanarts cuz the manga is already lewd but in black and white
im in hell nonnas
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anon you should get one of the pouches to carry him in! some of them are really cute too, picrel.
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love you too anon!
NTA but I assume it's the guy in the pic
I forgot what it's called but it's an animated adaptation of a TL manga (hopefully more hentai anime for women will be made that aren't about the MC being abused and where the female MC isn't animated in a hornier way than the love interests)
some of us like big buff gentle giants
moids irl don't even look like that most of the time and they damn sure aren't gentle
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All husbandos, no matter what they look like, belong to women before any moid
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gay moids fuck off
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Nonnas with masked husbandos, do you wonder what they look like underneath? Do you have any headcanons that you like? Do you hope their face will eventually be revealed?
Personally, I see the mask as their face and hope their face never gets revealed in canon, although some of the fan ideas are cute.
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god i wish that were me
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i essentially consider the mask his face as well! like it's a cute quirk that he never takes it off
unfortunately he was recently unmasked…
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>>274226>i essentially consider the mask his face as well!
I'm not as crazy as I thought lol! That makes me happy.>unfortunately he was recently unmasked…Oof
I'm sorry nonna. Was it bad?
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picrel. he's cute n all, but it almost feels like he's a different person…? i'm not sure if that makes sense.
also! your husbando reminds me of faust from guilty gear– do you know of him?
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>>274229>it almost feels like he's a different person
I completely get that. Hopefully he keeps the mask on most of the time so you can enjoy him as you like him most. >reminds me of faust from guilty gear
Kek I've never played GG, but yes. I think he might have inspired Flug at least somewhat. Isn't he also a mad scientist of sorts?
i think "mad doctor" would be a more fitting title, heh
but yeah, i hope so too… i also hope your lover stays masked forever!
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>new cards leaked and jiro's one of the ssrs
>ice cream theme
scamco if his unidolized is pov giving (you) a spoonful of ice cream i will forgive you for many of your crimes, including the idolized outfit being really ugly. i'll even take ice cream on his cheek and/or implied ice cream sharing.
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YOU NONNAS NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS ONE NOW I KNOW TRYING TO KEEP HUSBANDS TO YOURSELVES KEK
You're about 2 years to late from when everybody was obsessing about this guy.
One's in March and I forgot it this year. One's a semi-OC and so I decided his birthday is in December when I created him in the game.
But every other guy doesn't have a canon birthday.
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dabbin on these haters again you were supposed to ask birthdays my boy kaito got two one on feb 14 and one on feb 17 (yamaha says he was released on the 14th and crypton the 17th) and you know what kaitolickers do we fucking just make it a kaito festival and celebrate for all the days in between he also steals your heart because the first day is valentines day you wish you could give this king choco but you weenies dont know real love so no you arent invited to kaitofest
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if my husbando is trash so be it. i still have stockholm
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period sex pov
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>>274038>If you look, be sure to look under "セブルス・スネイプ". Typically, this spelling of his name yields the best results.
Thanks for the tip, I'm planning a small shopping thing as a university graduation present for myself so I'll check it out!
>Your collection sounds so nice!! What is your favorite thing in it?
Hehe thanks! I have been "specializing" in figures, I'll make a collage of ones I have. If I don't count Mini-Severus, my first item was the replica of his wand. I also have two framed movie posters, one from the Philosophers Stone and other from the last movie. There is also one card from the trading card game, and some (unofficial I believe?) pins and keychains. On the shrine there are figures and a "display book" of the Half-Blood Prince in my language with the new cover illustration since it features Snape (https://www.wizardingworld.com/news/stunning-new-illustrated-harry-potter-book-covers-unveiled-for-thailand-twentieth-anniversary
), an inkwell and small vials filled with seaglass I have found from the beach, a pressed leaf in a frame and a statue of Fawkes, which is not directly Snape-related but it's very beautiful. Oh and also few small dragon statues and a box that used to belong to my great-aunt.
A favorite thing is difficult to choose but I think it is the Medicom real action heroes 1:6 scale figure. Here are some pictures https://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10149809
. It was my first figure (started from the "deep end" kek) It's very realistic too. Currently it's not on display since my bookself is in the same room as my pets, it would collect so much dust on the fabric clothes that it's better to keep in the box.
I don't have an itabag yet, but I have been collecting stuff for it and also have a nice insert fabric, it has a pattern of the cover of Advanced Potion Making! Since I have so many husbandos I'll make different inserts, but will only buy one bag. I love themed fabrics, for example Frollo's insert has stained glass pattern, Maelstrom's has realistic jellyfish since he has a jellyfish aquarium in his classroom etc. I'll have to make a lot of things myself since many of my husbandos have little to no merch.
>nice fanart of him in an official Hogwarts frame which makes it look like his headmaster's portrait>In the evening the flickering flame of the candle looks so beautiful casting light onto his shrine.
This sounds so lovely! You have beautiful items in your collection. Also I think he would really appreciate your "sacrifices", since he definitely values intelligence and learning, those are perfect gifts to give to him. I also try my best in my studies, to make him proud. (Also having professors and other academics as husbandos creates a bit of pressure, they wouldn't be too happy if I was lazy kek!)
I'll follow your example and make a two part post, since once again I have so much to say hehe!
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Oh dear while I'm writing there is a great thunderstorm, there is lightning only a few km from where I am and pouring rain. I hope my tomatoes don't flatten.
About Frollo: have you read the original book? He is quite a different character in it compared to the movie, also he practises alchemy! In my mind he is a combination of the Disney version and original book version, but the movie one is more dominant and he looks like that because he is so handsome in the movie! By the way, I got my copy of the Hunchback of Notre-Dame from a book fair, it is divided to two books. They are very old, and have gold-colored decorations on the spine. There is a writing on the first page, the previous owner got the first part at christmas of 1945, and the second part on his name day at 1945, from his family. This makes the books unique!>You've got such good taste in men!
Hehe why thank you!
Sometimes tough love is needed, it's good you can resolve the Lily-situation. I have a tendency of keeping negative thoughts about someone to myself, so I'd have a bit of difficulty telling him that he should move on. I would even hit "under the belt" and accuse him of keeping me as a substitute for Lily. In my story after Hogwarts we must leave Spinners end, and when he leaves his old hometown he can finally let go of her with it. But I think her influence has decreased during our relationship, that's just the finale for that issue.
>What do you think he'd be into from an aesthetic view point? Do you think he's into anything specific appearance wise?
Oh no I haven't even thought of that! I have just hoped he would like my appearance kek. I think he would like sort of "natural beauty"? I think he would appreciate feminine clothes but they should be functional at the same time. I have been trying to decide clothes for my character accordingly.
>I'm still not over the beard, maybe one day I will be
Aw, he is indeed very handsome with one! Tell me, what do you think of his dark mark? >>274257
Snape's is January 9th, Spock's January 6th and Bruno's October 17th. January is truly a party month, since also on January 6th is the Feast of Fools, when the story of Hunchback of Notre-Dame begins. Others don't have official birthdays. I love the idea of cooking food for them, but for January 6th it should be French-Vulcan dish kek! >>273929
I think I will read more about lucid dreaming, it definitely has potential! The video you posted is so cute, it's so nice of his mom to ask about his sinister plans hehe!
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Nooo anonita don't say that your husbando is that fuckwit
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I usually prefer not knowing and like other anons have said, their mask is their “face”. Both of my husbandos (past and present) have had face reveals though, but honestly I didn’t mind much and like them both without masks too. I still find them both cute. My last husbando was Jason, but to be fair I find burns/scars/etc. to be appealing too so.. (I have teratophilia and feel bad enough about liking that…)
I found husbando fanart of picrel to be really cute. In this particular movie he switches out masks, so the idea of picking out his mask/face for the day is really cute.
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>>274232>i also hope your lover stays masked forever!
Thank you nonna!>>274235>canon reveals usually end up really divisive anyways.
I feel like I would be disappointed no matter what it looks like lol. I completely agree that his expressive goggles are all he needs.>>274336>My last husbando was Jason>I have teratophilia
Incredibased. Jason is the goodest boy. I didn't think I had any Jason/Flug crossover art, but then I remembered this exists lol.
NTA but it's true that orgasms cause your body to release happy hormones such as endorphins and oxytocin, which help relieve stress and pain. That's probably what that anon was referring to, not to the physical pain you may feel when having sex (and to be fair we all imagine sex with our husbandos to be perfect, not like disappointing real life sex, even if we're not virgins anymore)>>274301
Don't talk like a moid, please
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Kazutora I love you more than anything
>>274340>Flug's mask as Pamela's head
lol That's great fanart
He's the only husbando I have had multiple dreams about and I still get excited about him, so he still has a place in my heart. Erik is just a little more realistic for me to imagine myself with. We're both "strange" and I classically sing.>>274229
Looking at your masked picrel and then the reveal, I would be disappointed too kek. He's just…a conventionally attractive guy? Kind of takes away the mystique if he's just "normal" (at least to me anyways).
Anyways now that you mention Faust from Guilty Gear, I didn't know about him until I stumbled on this ASMR video. And I only clicked on it because it's a guy in a mask. Thought you mask nonas might appreciate it.
I'm the farthest thing from a virgin, nonna.>I don't know about any of you other nonnas, but I love period sex.
Some of us like having our red tide pounded.
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I prefer to have it licked up. That's proper devotion from a man.
>>274350>lol That's great fanart
It's actually by Alan! I think he's a big slasher fan.>I have had multiple dreams about
I am jelly, teach me your Jason dreaming ways. I've also actually never seen Phantom of the Opera. As a maskfag, that's just not right. I'll have to fix that.
Omg nonna, that video! It reminds me of this.
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>>274358>It's actually by Alan!
I forgot he made a lot of fanart! He's awesome and funny.>I am jelly, teach me your Jason dreaming ways.
Honestly, they just sort of happened. If I knew how to dream up my husbandos, I would do it all the time lol. There was only 1 dream that I had sex with him and it was awesome he picked me up and we did it standing in the woods…he's strong enough to do that
. 2 other dreams he was chasing me and trying to kill me. Those were actually scary, but I still felt a little horny kek.
There's a lot of movie versions made, some closer to horror than others, but personally my favorites are 1990 (wholesome), 1962 (it's Hammer and the mask is awesome), and of course the 2004 movie. I personally use a mix of the book, 1990, and 2004 for my husbando.
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Samefag but needed to add picrel
Thanks for the video! I'm definitely going to watch later…
Also, I found some Phantom Flug fanart made by Alan, that was on a stream. He definitely knows what women like.
NTA but would you ever consider doing one of those slasher outdoor escape rooms? Essentially you get chased around in the woods by a Jason cosplayer.
3dpg I know, I know, but I've seen a lot of Jason fangirls go crazy over it kek.
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I didn’t know there were so many iterations! Time to watch them all. And your Jason dreams sound top-tier. I have a couple of r34 pics like your spoiler…
And what a cute Flug, Alan definitely gets us. >>274372
No freaking way, I had no idea this existed! This is like a dream come true. This is now on my bucket list.
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Yeah, I've heard of them and definitely want to try it out! I didn't know those were called outdoor escape rooms though! I'm the same anon that posted about having a chase fetish in the "fetishes you're ashamed of" thread, so that is definitely something I will try once I have the money and resources to travel. Also, I'm relieved to hear that I'm not the only fangirl that would go to those to have an erotic experience kek
I remember reading about a camp experience where there was a "slasher" that would roam around at night (I seriously wish I could remember the name of that event). All I could think of when I heard that was, "I'm definitely going to go outside at night" lol. Those places have got to know some people go there to be more than scared, right? The people in the other thread said the slashers might feel the same anyways…>>274374>I have a couple of r34 pics like your spoiler…
You know what, now that I think about it, I think looking at picrel might have inspired that dream. So uh I guess maybe fanart could help make some dreams come to fruition?
And idk why but it was specifically Part 6 Jason that I dreamt of and I didn't mind kissing him with his mask off either, zombie face and all, I could not believe that I did that but I guess the heart wants what it wants..
I would love to see that pic folder btw!
The two characters I self insert with the most probably don't get their periods because of magic shit, but with my other charas I still wouldn't want a guy to eat me out when I'm on my period. Maybe fingers or shower sex but I wouldn't want to see him with blood on his face.
Anyway sorta had a dream about one husbando, but it was of me being surrounded by a bunch of different big dolls of him dressed in different outfits and posing them.
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I had a really retarded dream last night that I was isekai'd to legends arceus and I had to marry Ingo. The thing is, he's not my husbando! I was disappointed but figured that I liked him enough I could settle.
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he could have killed kiryus autistic ass multiple times but he probably took pity on him being the most oblivious man in existence
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he does a face underneath the helmet ingame but the options were pretty limited by the character creator. i like using it as a basis to draw my own ideal version of what i think hed look like, its nifty.
So Im just
learning about husbandos because of this thread and anons talking about their favs, and I just wanna say a) I didnt know about rule 34 because I lived under a rock apparently, and b) I had no idea how many husbandos come from elden ring and ds3 . Blowing my mind.
I support you all. Does a husbando have to be a fictional character, or can it be an actor, as a certain role?
if he is your
husbando that is what truly matters
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friends were present as i 1. saw this 2. got him. ashamed of the sounds i made. i am going to throttle him.
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By basic, you mean plain-looking? Because honestly he does look like one but there's a lot of things I love about him and how likeable and funny he is. He's very well-known too so all kinds of people adore him. When you said basic husbando I think of guys that are super popular among young girls nowadays like from My Hero Academia, Haikyuu!!, Genshin Impact, etc. Nothing's wrong with that, I just think they have similar tastes.
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I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him!!
He makes me feel so happy inside, I want to stay by him forever. I like to imagine sitting by him on a bench on a warm summer night like tonight, the moon lighting up the area, and at first he doesn't like it. Maybe he gets annoyed and leaves. And then he stops leaving, sitting on the opposite end of the bench. Maybe, eventually, he'd let me sit closer and even have a small conversation with me. The day he falls asleep against my side would be one that I'd never ever forget.
I live for dumb cheesy fantasies like this one with him, they make me feel some type of way that I can never get enough of. Not even after all these years. It's still just as amazing as it always was.
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That's actually the exact image I was thinking of!>Part 6 Jason
Great taste. I love the outfit he assembled in that one, it's so cute how he collected the gloves and utility belt and everything. I love Part 7 Jason a lot too. I wanna lead him by that chain unf.
i'm not too big into tf2 but my jaw dropped kek
sniperwives i understand now
Thanks for encouraging my horny self nona.>>274899
Yes, you must have been in the party thread!
thank you nonnie
! he was quick to come home which i definitely appreciate. seeing him so happy is dangerous for my heart kek
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is your husbando a gentle lover? or would you rather him be rough with you?
before my husbando i always fantasized about being roughed up but i can't picture him doing it. i can only imagine super sweet vanilla missionary with him and it makes me so giddy as if my heart would jump out my chest.
I love imagining him gently making love to me and or I taking his virginity with very vanilla sex, but also us fucking like animals and me aggressively riding his dick
I had an idea for a comic where he goes from being a total virgin who gets all shy during sex to becoming dominant and wild in bed hehehehe
But no, I can't imagine him being rough (as in violent)>>274902
Yep I was there too kek I hope you do end up drawing that POV mantitty grab!
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A lot of my husbandos have dual-type personalities, so I love imagining them at both extremes.
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nonna I would pay you real money to steal your dreams of the funny little train man.
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Most of my husbandos are gentle. My main husbando has some bravado and acts like he would be very dominant (very commanding sexy talk, perhaps pinning me against something), but he definitely is gentle and would put my pleasure first. I'm his first priority and if I am happy, he's happy too. He would try out anything new for me too, and be open to any of my kinks (they aren't that crazy or anything, all non-violent).
There are some husbandos that I would want to tie up (I like seeing strong guys be vulnerable) and take control of at least for
a little bit, but that's about as "rough" as it gets.
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That drink / slushie he has looks so delicious, what is it with fictional food (and men hehe) that makes them so perfect? Hope you have a fun summer with your husbando!>>274951
Aw that picture is so cute, I think 10 billion is a good amount of kisses!
It varies with different husbandos from mostly vanilla to "questioning my sanity if I think too much about this" -level kek. All my husbandos take the lead in sexy stuff though. I like to think that the gentlest of them would at the most guide me firmly or do things with me in a "risky" location, and the kinkiest one being almost performance like, complete with restraints, punishments and other things he could control me with, oh my. Others are somewhere in between, mostly on the gentler side. I don't want to be truly hurt or scared, I'd like to think that even the most evil ones of my husbandos like me enough to not really hurt me.
Also I like to think that at least 4 of them are virgins before we start our relationship. I'm not sure how well it would work in real life but there is something really hot about older virgin men, maybe it's the thought of all sexual desire released to you hehe!
I like to think of my husbandos as virgins too. Actually, I think they both are. I usually imagine them to be skilled, which almost contradicts the virgin aspect, but hey, it's all fantasy. >maybe it's the thought of all sexual desire released to you hehe!
Definitely. They've waited so long, fantasized about it, and finally release that sexual desire to you.I remember reading a fanfic of my husbando having his first time with the reader, since he's touch-starved and isolated. It was very passionate and excitable, and he came sort of quick. I don't mind a quick orgasm with a virgin, finding the feeling overwhelming and thinking that I'm that sexy is sorta a hot thought. And him being embarrassed about it. Maybe weird but whatever kek.
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Oh, congrats on graduating! I'm sure Sev would be very proud of you!
Those book covers look lovely, that's really cool you have a special one just for him! Those figures are really nice, there are some really beautiful figures out there, I hope they bring you a lot of joy!
I always wish I was more into his figures, but they look too much like Alan Rickman for my taste. While I appreciate him as an actor, I personally don't really care for his portrayal of Severus very much, but that's just my personal taste of course! I really want that Nendo tho, he's so cute!
I really like your small personal touches, and how you incorporated such meaningful things into his shrine, that sounds so lovely and thoughtful!
Itabags are so fun and yours sounds so cute! I love how much thought you've put into it! I'm sure it'll turn out great!
I've recently started journaling, which is me just writing to him everyday. I tell him about my life, my goals, and sometimes I ask for his guidance. At night I like to put the journal in front of my 'portrait' of him. It's been quite nice and calming. I like to think at night maybe he reads my letters? Idk honestly hehe.>>274315
I only read a small excerpt of it in college, sadly. I definitely need to re-read it though, I've heard great things about it! The history of the book certainly makes it very special.
That's a good way to handle the situation. I imagine if we were together we'd probably stay at Spinner's end because we'd definitely stay at Hogwarts for a bit and (I can easily see myself taking over teaching History of Magic)
I agree he'd probably prefer a more 'natural look' so he probably wouldn't find me attractive. I love big hair and big curls and lots of makeup and false eyelashes. Oh well, he can learn to deal kek. If he can't love me in my platforms and big dresses he doesn't deserve me lol. In all honesty, in my story I think it'd be something he'd learn to love. Like I'd push through his internalized misogyny and he'd be ok with finding it all attractive if that makes sense. I think he'd find me attractive, but not want to admit to it because I wear a lot of pink and he'd see my overt femininity as a weakness at first.
Oh, his dark mark. Hehe, I find it very attractive! I love tattoos on men! From a moral standpoint I don't care for Voldemort or his ideals at all. I find it alluring he's a bit of a reformed 'bad boy'. What about you
? What do you think about his dark mark?
What physical part of him do you find the most appealing? If you could have him wear one particular outfit what would you have him wear?
>>274315Ah, I'm glad you saw my post. I've also been trying to summon the other Cedricfags, but to no avail. I miss them so much.
By the way, I dreamed about Doc Ock from the live action films the other day and I've no idea why kek. But he was there only for a second.>>275121
Why tf is your gif so horny?>Also I like to think that at least 4 of them are virgins before we start our relationship
Same, I imagine most of them are virgins or at least very inexperienced. In most cases that means they're shy and submissive, but for the others, it doesn't stop them from being dominant, hehe.>there is something really hot about older virgin menHahaha please nona… it's embarrassing to admit, but that's one of my weaknesses. Only in fiction though, since real older men are completely different from fictional ones. Is one of your 4 virgin husbandos Bruno?
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any other varre nonnas feeling a little dejected now that the elden ring hype is almost dead? not seeing as much fanart or content for varre anymore. i'm kept alive by one single fanfic on ao3 at this point. not to mention how most fan content for him now seems to be dominated by the fujo crowd
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the rate at which fanart got made at the beginning was insane, ive also noticed it slowing down. dont cry cause its over smile because it happened
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I wish I was able to draw so I could draw myself surrounded by everyone I love..
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sniper is definitely portrayed as hot in the comics. heavy’s sisters thirst after him, he has sharp canines, and a lot of his voice lines in the game are weirdly suggestive. picrel.
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God yes, agree 100%. He's just so handsome. Non-autists will never understand.
That video is nice. It seems they sliced voice clips from David Humphrey…he's actually a singer and a swim teacher, you can hear his Shadow voice when he talks.
Here's him singing. https://voca.ro/1fO425NunMFX
I think it's beautiful, I want to hear Shadow sing.
I would give so much to kiss him. Just thinking about it makes me tear up, maybe I've had too much to drink. I would literally let him read me a dictionary, I want to fall asleep to his voice, some days I just imagine him speaking to me and it helps me drift off to sleep. The warmth of his arms, his soothing tone, his soft fluffy chest, oh my god…he's perfect.
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>>275271>I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me.
i'm excited for you, heh
i hope your makeover goes exactly as planned, or even better!!
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he is so cute!
he loves you back he loves you back he loves you back>>275271
A combination of his lower, growlier voice lines and Meet the Sniper converted me from a Spy fangirl to a Sniperwife many years ago. Valve had to know what they were doing.
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Not weird at all, I understand you completely! I have thought of somewhat similar scenes as you describe, they are really really nice hehe!>>275151
Aw thank you!
Personally I love Alan Rickman and him as Snape, I even sent him a letter (to which assistant or someone like that replied, I still treasure it to this day). It's true he was a bit old to play Snape but I don't mind hehe. But I think it would be really interesting to see merch of HP characters in general like they are described in the books. The nendo is super cute, I definitely recommend it! The box comes with a young version face and body with his school uniform, it would be fun to display both. Should have bought two kek!
I really like "multi-purpose items", meaning that they can represent multiple characters at the same time. The seaglass is years old, but recently I realised that it can represent Bruno as well, since his visions are preserved on green glass tiles. I have been planning a symbol or picture that could represent all of them, I would really like to make a sticker of it.
Oo I like your style of journaling, I started somewhat of a husbando-journal last year! Mostly I have written stories or story ideas, and included printed pictures and such. My notebook is colour-coded, everyone has their own color and general notes and ideas have own as well. It's starting to look really nice since there is quite a lot of text already hehe! I'm sure, that should Snape read your letters he would read them carefully and with a smile on his face, then he would keep them all!
I'm interested, how does your relationship/story continue? Are you, for example able to prevent some events that happen in the books, as you have prior knowledge of them? Also, I'm sure he would like your appearance, I find that when you really like someone you automatically start to like their looks as well!
I like his dark mark, when it was first mentioned in the book I was shocked that he had a tattoo, but it's not a normal one. Soon I started to like it, as you said it's physical representation of his past mistakes. I'd like to think that first he would hide it from me, but eventually he would have show it and tell (maybe a cencored version?) of his death eater days.
>What physical part of him do you find the most appealing? If you could have him wear one particular outfit what would you have him wear?
His best physical features are definitely his nose and intense and calculating eyes and beautiful black hair! I really have a thing for big noses (and I blame you for it Sev!!), it makes a man look regal in my opinion. (Many of my husbandos have one hehe.) I also like that he is quite skinny, I don't like big muscles, otherwise I have no preference about that. About outfits, I really like his regular clothes, they are the best! If/when we would visit muggle world, he would most likely have a suit and long coat, he would definitely look good in that. How about you?>>275154>By the way, I dreamed about Doc Ock from the live action films the other day and I've no idea why kek. But he was there only for a second.
Aw so lucky! He has visited my dreams once, I was looking once again from afar but this time it was a good thing since he was on some sort of a rampage kek!>Is one of your 4 virgin husbandos Bruno?
Good guess, yes he is! I think that since people feared him before and there are not too many people behind the walls that he is inexperienced. But it's hot, and I'm sure he will gain confidence.
May I ask, who are your other husbandos? It's also alright if you like to keep it secret of course! Have you imagined a story with Cedric, if so, how do you meet?
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Also Bruno because he looks so cute and sad in this picture, I want to love him until he's happy
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I remember seeing a post of an anon talking about Satan from paradise lost a couple threads ago, and I thought of her when I saw this illustration of Satan and Beelzebub.
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joseph joestar is SSS tier husbando and i will not be taking any criticism
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It's really nice you liked him that much to write him a letter! What did you like about his depiction of Severus? I'm really curious!
I really like Alan Rickman as a person, and have great respect for him as an actor, but I just do not find him attractive at all lol. I suppose it may be because I like my men tall and thin. For me, his version of Severus was too cold, I'd like Severus to feel a bit more 'feral' if that makes sense. I want him to spit on the ground and be nasty, and I think the movie version of Severus is just too watered down for my personal taste.
I'm definitely going to put that Nendo on my list now! He sounds so cute! Are you going to make a Nendo of yourself to put next to him, I'm really thinking about doing that!
Wow your journal sounds amazing! I love how organized it is! I've started to put cute stickers in it which is nice! I should probably put more effort into how it looks. Maybe I'll start to use it a bit as a general notebook for my Latin too.
>I'm curious how does your relationship/story continue?
I would definitely be trying to prevent some things that happen in the book and make it so the war ends earlier, and that of course Severus doesn't need to die. I'm not sure how well it'd work but I'd give it my best. My plan would be for more things to work out in his/our favor. I imagine as we spend time together and work through it all, he'd begin to respect me, and then develop feelings for me once he sees how dedicated I am.
Oh yes, I love strong facial features! Men with big noses also usually have beautiful cheek bones too. Those are my favorite! I love thin tall men who have more of a lithe build than a beefcake one. I bet he would look incredible in that outfit! Personally, I'd love to see him in a tight fitting pair of black jeans with a crisp white button down shirt tucked in. He'd have the collar open and the sleeves rolled up and I'd die. I would probably commit crimes to see that in all honesty.
I don't really care for student/teacher type things but I happened on some art of it the other day so I saved them to my computer so I could show you in my posts. This one is nice since you can't see what house she's in and I didn't see any Ravenclaw students sadly.
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I don't even like scout that much but I'm about to act up
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when will valve implement items from the workshop that truly matter
I do this all the time lol. Especially decently written reader insert fics where the insert character has features that don't match mine. >>275757
Honestly, every single class should get a topless cosmetic. Medic has one that makes me drool but if Snipes got one I'd explode.
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So Scout is definitely a virgin and Spy and Soldier are definitely not. What about the other mercs?
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samefag no image kek
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TF2 posting breaks my heart because it reminds me that we haven't had comics updates in years…I really miss it, nonnie
. Maybe there are some nice fan-comics out there?
I love Heavy's family so much!
I get the feeling Sniper is either >>275881
or a virgin, which makes the whole tall, dark and handsome daddy dom lothario thing even weirder to me. He strikes me as more inexperienced than virginal, but not in the loser who can't get a date way. More like he hasn't bothered to get far enough with women to have loads of sex way, since he's probably considered plain by macho TF2 Australian standards and would be just a lanky, smooth-bodied novelty to most Aussie women. That's why he's such a mama's boy, she always reminded him that he's a handsome, special guy no matter what.
I think the funniest thing about TF2 is how the two canonical non-virgins are Scout and Soldier of all people. >>275881
Demo would probably be great in bed if he could hold off on drinking long enough to actually make it there. My headcanon is that he believes he's got a laundry list of conquests because he blacked out before the act and just assumed they went all the way.
Spy oozes sex and gives "eats pussy like a starving dog"
pepe le pew vibes
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Looking at this stuff makes me feel fluttery and happy.
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oh no…so Teen Titans was on TV and Slade was in the episode that voice literally heated me up. How could I forget that he was one of my first husbandos? Honestly, I think he awakened my kink for masks kek
I didn't know he was voiced by Ron Perlman! That's cool.
Also, I didn't know that about the comic. Sucks. I just like the design and character in the cartoon.
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Was in the hospital for few months so I missed a few threads but I’m happy to see the Morgan hoes are alive and well ok cya besties
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If you think your yakuza man has a nice ass HE LITERALLY DOES NOT. this is not even just about Kiryu. MAJIMA HAS NO ASS. RYUJI HAS NO ASS. DAIGO HAS NO ASS. NONE OF THE YAKUZA MEN DO. Except for maybe Judgment Kaito but we have no substantial proof that it's his real ass. Just Embrace the flat Asian man ass.
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Kaito gets a bigger ass in lost judgement
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How can I download this game again and look at him in the eye, knowing damn well I abandoned him for six months?
he'll forgive you no matter what.
that's what love means, anon.
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My ultimate husbando is Father Gascoigne from Bloodborne one of my fave games of all time and he's the one off starter boss that tranforms into a werewolf mid fight not sure why I'm so into him but I do have a religion kink from being raised religious and being told i'd burn in hell for being Bi so, he's also huuuge height wise ingame
Artist is @DragoArcobaleno on twitter they draw a bunch of Bloodborne stuff including other Husbandos
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samefag but his height compared to the player character
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He IS a hottie, that's for sure. Bloodborne (and soulsborne series in general) is full of good husbandos/waifus.
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Nice to see another anon that also likes him! yes Soulsborne has some amazing characters though they are almost always suffering in some way but the designs are top-notch, I think having flawed characters that look/feel like they could be real in the sense that they aren't airbrushed or "clean" really adds to the appeal
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There are some blogs still taking screenshots on tumblr, just go to arthur's tag and sort by newim working hard on improving my anatomy so i can draw my husbandos the way they deserve
I'm sure most yumes with popular husbandos/husbandos from a popular series or from otome games are used to sharing, it wouldn't make sense to have him and then get mad that he's popular or literally designed to be waifu'd.
None of my husbandos are that popular but for most of them I'm just happy to find other people who like him as much as I do. Competing over this sort of thing is stupid and those yumes who get mad at others for having the same husbando should try to find a way to get over it, but in the meantime it's ok if they avoid each other to avoid getting upset at such things. Since your feelings for a fictional character sometimes can get too real, it's also understandable that you'd get jealous like you would with a real person but you also have to remember that the same rules don't apply to fictional people.
>>276570>especially since a lot of my husbandos are kind of weird or cringe
Kek, same, especially when your husbando is really obscure or unpopular and finding another fan who draws him or writes fic of him,
it makes me so happy I feel like I need to celebrate it
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i use to be a huge sperg about it because teenage/young adult me thought no one could love him the way that i did. i grew the hell up and stopped being a neet which helped tremendously.
He missed you, nonna. >>276543
I love having a little coven of wives to geek out with. My husbando isn't real, so it's not like they're vying or competing for his love. Yumes uncomfortable with sharing need to grow up.
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Last night I dreamed he was my boyfriend and he wouldn't let me go to the bathroom by myself because I'm "so small that [I] might fall in the toilet bowl and drown". okay.
would Ryuji be that low IQ
to actually believe it (i'm 4'10 btw)
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>tfw no dandy tease bishounen bf
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I love him but I just know I would beat the shit out of him if he was real>>276741
Kyrie from Ozmafia
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Figurine of the sucking scene fucking when
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I wish I could frolick at the beach with my husbando.
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Do it nona!!
And make sure to watch TR Hanamaru season 2 where they appear and have a rivalry in an episode.
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Kiss you kiss you kiss you… I want to watch anime together and make-out
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Another night of insomnia wishing I could touch his tail. Fuck I can't stand it. He looks like a sexy, evil, Daft Punk velociraptor and I am all for it.
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I fucking NEED him nonnies I'm going FERAL
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KEK why you gotta do me like that nonnie
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Kek they should be kissing instead nonnie while trying to kill each other
Thank you to the blessed nona that posted this pic last thread
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bro are you me? when i dont feel like going to sleep i pull up husbando x reader fanfics to read and i get really into them. like to the point that i need to take breaks from reading because im giggling and rolling around like a little girl
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Oh god he is so hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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grrr woof bark growl snarl woof woof bark awoo
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It's a Friday so I want to gush about him. He's so adorable and so cool!
He's the King of Dreamland and lords over quite a bit of common enemies within Dreamland, most notably Waddle Dees which are just adorable. And while he has a huge boisterous ego, but he has a heart of gold that's just as large. I like that he can be both cute but also very cool. He's strong too, like canonically the strongest on the planet, I also like that he wields a fuck-huge hammers since hammers are cool.
I wish I could cuddle with him and press my face directly into his thick feathered chest and go "brbrbrbrbrb"
I had a horrible fucking day (and week tbh), I just hope to dedicate this entire weekend to drawing husbando self-insert art.
I imagine him waiting for me to get home from work, helping me take a relaxing bath while he listens to me talk about my shitty day, and holding me in his arms when I'm done. Just doing his best to make me feel better.>>277325
I felt the same way with this fic I was reading. It's time to take matters into your own hands, nonny
oh no I hope it's not a troon skinwalker, I've seen a lot of nonnies where that happened to them
kinda weird they'd go as far as to copy your husbando though (especially if he's not very well known), do you post about him on whatever social media they're following you on or something?
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Leon is a hottie, but have you also considered…Carlos.
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I need him
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I like his old 90's hair version better.
oh no I'm sorry nonna, this is why you should avoid all troons as a preventative measure
if you don't know him irl you should block him, or maybe you can make an alt account just for husbando art and stuff and block him on there so he can't find it in the first place
it's definitely creepy he's now fixated on your obscure husbando though
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I think the shaggy version is superior, I also like his attitude better in the remake.
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Also Jill is damn fine in the remake…
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Post husbando manspreading crotch shots
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I want to see Billy again
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He's actually my fave RE guy. But I sorta ship him with Rebecca.
Look at this stupid costume though.
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Not exactly what you asked for, but I believe it still kinda counts
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Thank you, yes, this is very nice
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unfortunately i can only find fanart since he usually sits with his legs crossed
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luv daddy long legs
Oh god I love him so much. just coomed to him>>277600
Last year when I still frequented the femporn threads on /h/ there was some talk about maybe creating a booru for "femporn" (femgaze straight 2D porn), or for general femgaze pictures. Some of the suggested names were Joshibooru or Yumebooru, I think. I went through the booru.org list of boorus but didn't find anything of the sort or anything that looked like it was for women. So, to my knowledge, there isn't any booru-style (or shimmy, etc.) imageboard solely for women, not even a yaoi one. I was about to make it myself, but site creation on booru.org was and still is closed for reasons I'm not gonna specify here.
I actually made a Google docs document with the possible rules, potential names for the booru and some potential tags and their definition, along with an example of a tagged Kaneoya Sachiko image (kek) to demonstrate how the tagging system would work. I never finished it though.
So for now you'll have to settle for the normal big sites like danbooru, gelbooru and zerochan.
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Manspreading against his will
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>>277604>Oh god I love him so much
The best type of manspreading
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Everyone is like, fuck Mahito. But I'm like, FUCK Mahito. Fuck him. Yes.
Can't wait to play some shitty android game and watch a musical so I can see the sexy sewer rat again.
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Damn nice muscles tho
I ship him with Rebecca too although I sort of self-insert and see myself as her because we are the same height and frame>>277639>7 minutes long
I was already blushing in the first 30 seconds. My imagination sure went to places kek
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It's good to know that Leon has great stamina.
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I'm rewatching SnK and nonas I can't how is Levi so fucking hot I'm obsessed I love his stupid bowl cut
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He can't be more awful than mine.
very nice, ily>>276105
i did the same nona… he still loves us! and he's sooo cute i'd let him be mad anyway kek. hope you got his 1st anni card btw! i'm still pulling…
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I had no idea there was self-insert art with this horrible cutie btw. Amazing, I love yumes. >>277706
I'm really curious who this worst ever husbando is now. >>277709
Kek, horny autism is what this thread is for.
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Eating my husbando's favorite food and thinking of him
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I'm a terrible person, I have several husbandos. I have phases when I focus on one at a time though. Some of them are kind of obscure Minwu from FF2 for example ok don't judge me, not particularly popular now compared to before or are completely misunderstood by the fandom because the fandom is stupid or the character comes from a horribly translated game that makes him OOC. So I wish there was more content, and specifically more accurate content, for Zero but he's basically forgotten because of FE3H being more popular.
What food is it?>>277885
Nothing terrible about it, having a harem is fun times.
Dried persimmons or Hoshigaki! They are really good, especially if you already like persimmons normally. The sugar goes to the top and they get kinda jam like on the inside. >>277897
Yes, exactly! I agree, persimmons have always been one of my favorite fruits. Very underrated.
>>277885>I'm a terrible person, I have several husbandos.
There's nothing wrong with that. Male waifuists' opinions on that are worthless and the women who agree with them are moidbrained pickmes.
Have you tried to lurk the Asian fandom instead of the western one? I think learning Japanese is super useful because it lets you escape from having to see shit western fandom takes on Japanese characters all the time
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WHY ISN'T HE REAL
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I'm upset, this is a crime against humanity
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So many good emotes in this game and I hate that I can't get good shots of them. Cyberpunks photo mode spoiled me.
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I hate that this literal perfection of a man isn’t real and isn’t mine and mine alone.
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Not too long ago I was trapped in quarantine and that gave me some free time to write self insert fanfics. I'm not gonna publish them, they're just for me only, but I feel like spending time on that and being alone in my room made me really fall hard for my husbando.
I always half jokingly said I didn't need irl men because I have a husbando, but now I'm so spoiled by my husbando being so perfect in my head I don't think I can ever find real men appealing ever again. Oh well.
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I admitted to my boyfriend that I have a Pinterest folder full of the fictional men I simp for. I didn't realise it until he was roasting me, but they all have the same physical characteristics + share those characteristics with people I've dated irl
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Micah without facial hair is literally the definition of ‘oh no he’s hot’
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Loid from SpyxFamily is one of my fave husbandos. Sexy, tall, intelligent, caring, stoic, masculine, protective, etc.
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gigastacy dbd gameplay: never heal when playing leon
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I noticed a lot of us included Link in our husbando charts, so which Link is your favorite? I think they are all cute, but BOTW Link makes me feral.
Great conversation starter, nonnie
! I'm excited to see everyone's opinions. While Ocarina of Time is my fav game, Link in Twilight Princess is gorgeous. He's got such a more "dark" mature look in Twilight Princess.
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I have to wait for my vibrators to charge Yeah I have a battery bullet, but it's not what I want
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Twilight Princess Link is always my favorite Link. Like what other nonnas said, he's very handsome and mature-looking and I like the dark gothic theme/art stlye/aesthetics especially for an adventure fantasy game like LoZ. BotW Link is cute and has more personality but I kinda missed Link with his hat and green outfit. Gerudo Link is hot too but seeing fanart that panders scrotes and aidens makes me sick.
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My life change after watching this for the first time
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I wish he was my chairman (in the forniphilic way)
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looked better as a hobo
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nonas… I started calling this man my husbando for fun but… I don't think it's a joke anymore…
he looks like he'd treat you really well nona
also what >>278804
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Don't feel bad, nonnie. I have a cash grab mobage husbando too.
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Sorry it took so long to reply, I managed to finally submit last of my uni work, now I'm free!
Oh god that picture is so good, love love love it! It's so cute how he holds his cloak, I wish I was there hehe!
>What did you like about his depiction of Severus?
Well I think the best parts were his voice and generally way of speaking, he had the best voice in the whole world in my opinion! I liked his cold and somewhat subtle way of portraying Snape, but I do agree with you, it would have been glorious if the movies had included scenes where Snape is truly mean or feral like you said. Luckily we can fill that in with our imagination! Also I think Mr. Rickman was very handsome. I admit that I'm bit biased, since I had seen first three movies before I read the books, so all characters who appeared in those movies were influenced heavily by the actors and actresses. But the moment I fell in love with him was when I read the first book!
> Are you going to make a Nendo of yourself to put next to him
Aw that's such a good idea! Would you use some existing nendo and customise it? That would definitely be really cute.
About journals, look at this notebook, I think it would be perfect for Snape-related writing: https://cognitive-surplus.com/products/poisonous-plants-hardcover-journal-lined-grid?_pos=9&_sid=801a3e11c&_ss=r&variant=28498214256717
I found one for a decent price in my country, I think I'll buy it! I confess that my organization ends with colour coding, I start stories when old ones are still unfinished but I don't mind, the notebook looks nice and the necessary information is still there. I have made husbando -themed stickers with computer, now I should print them.
I like your story, it will definitely be difficult to prevent some of the events, but a lot of things will be possible when two smart and dedicated people work together!
This is a small detail but I like to think that he survives Nagini's bite, but he would be sick for a while after that, and it would leave a large scar on his neck. I don't think Snape is vain or too concerned about his looks, but he would hide the scar, at least around other people (hopefully he would trust me enough not to hide it around me). I don't know why I think about the scar specifically, it seemed like a nice detail to add.
>I'd love to see him in a tight fitting pair of black jeans with a crisp white button down shirt tucked in. He'd have the collar open and the sleeves rolled up and I'd die
Oh my he would definitely look handsome! Now the questions is, would he look better in that outfit with or without beard hehe!
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He's cute but can I direct you to the ultimate Daddy Cookie?
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So it is like this, Nonnies, that I accept I like disgusting greasy stinky old men
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some shit happens like a yokai attacks me with horny dust and I can only be cured though sex and he acts put out and teasing by it but his snark drops midway through because of the passion but he uses restraint because of his affection for me but he's like "tsch, silly human" most of the time
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Dayum he oiled up
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Cute cute cute aaaaaah
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I have been so horny for this new anime moid the past few days. All of my thoughts when I have any modicum of free time are consumed by images of this anime man fucking me in every which way until my mind and body are completely spent. I couldn't even focus at work because I couldn't stop fantasizing. My panties were soaked my entire shift, not to be too vulgar.
It's extra weird since most of my anime man crushes involve femdom or role reversal.
I can't let any of my friends know how bad I have it right now because it's so ridiculous. I'm scared nonnies I know may be reading this. I NEED to talk about him though. I am cringe.
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It's Anji Mito, though not the anime man I'm referring to. I just identify with Baiken in the pic rn. Anji is still definitely worth obsessing over regardless.
Holy damn, thanks for posting>>279202
Who is the anime man though?
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I know him and yes he is hot as fuck. I main Baiken tho
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Why the spoiler, she is a total badass hottie too. I prefer the earlier designs though.
I dont care that hes a dicklet
hes the best and cutest and most precious boy, would bang and hold hands with anytime 999/10
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I recently completed the Chainsaw Man Manga and I fucking LOVE Beam, he's a little Shark devil man and he's the best
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It's #robo Ky. I know it's absurd##
Imagine getting folded into a pretzel and brought to the edge of the abyss every night by a handsome piece of heavy machinery.
I usually hate pervert characters
and I'm not much into robots but imagining him as my humanoid mechanized dildo slave, wow. Literally built to be used by women.
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Take that back, Saichi is average
Shiraishi is the real dicklet
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stop using him as a scapegoat!!
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Hijiri Matsubase I love him so much. I have such a fixation with snarky short guys
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I do not associate with the fgc they are all raging smelly autistic moids. I play casually and shitty when I'm not masturbating to sexy fighting game men. Idk fighting game men are just built different. They usually have cute bishonen faces but still have muscle mass. It's ideal.
I do however like keeping up with the drama and cringe in the same vein as speedrunning. Gamer males in public settings are a wellspring of entertainment.
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I DONT CARE WHAY THEY SAY
IM IN LOVE WITH YOU
THEY TRY TO PULL ME AWAY
BUT THEY DONT KNOW THE TRUTH
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me except with him and i'm the one always biting on his nuts both figuratively and literally
Nishiki did nothing wrong! I love him, so handsome
He had such a pure heart and he was such a good guy
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Aside from usagi no honkai, usually Sugimoto is topping, though
But I'm favorable to more doujins, always
I sort of agree with >>279379
in that there are more doujins where hes top but thats due to most of them being sugio kek
I am surprised that there isnt more self-insert stuff with him, he is prime yume material
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Do the doujin (or fanfic) anyway nona! I'm glad to see another Sugiwife but I'm a terrible person because I also have Ogata as a sidepiecethat being said, I'm planning on doing a SugiOxYume doujin someday, who knows
twilight through to wild for me bc i'm indecisive and he's just so consistently cute. twilight was my first vidya crush back when i was a kid kek… there used to be a huge standee of him at the place we used to shop at and i used to stand and STARE at him. he's so hot. skyward link is suuuuuper cute - like, very boyfriend material - and botw link feels like a really nice in between of the traits i like of the previous two.
tl;dr: link i love you
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wasn't there a nonnie
that made a diy dildo attached to a pillow? i remember something like that, maybe on /ot/ or here in /g/
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kek im just being reminded of this
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My husbando would find me so irritating but I still think he's great.
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Mmmmm Vulcan ears, Vulcan pecs, Vulcan dick
Do either! It’s your husbando! As long as you don’t have family or friends coming over to see him out in the open Kek. send any progress pics if you do and are comfortable with sharing
doing projects with your husbando like that is fun.
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i NEED to bite his horns and bully him so freaking bad god why am i like this.
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same sentiment but this one too (pics not nsfw i just have ugly husbandos)
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>tfw youll never marry your husbando and he will never father your children and take them to work with him
I hate it here
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It's Presto from the D&D cartoon. He's been my husbando since i was a child, he's so goddam cute. An anon on the husbando thread on /co/ drew this for me. Btw anyone commissions art of their husbando? I did twice, wish i could comm more but finding artists that know how to draw males is quite difficult.
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I found this pic the other day thought you might like it. (Spoilering because I'm not sure if it's acceptable to post live-action characters in this thread)
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Why did they have to make Thrax from Osmosis Jones so suave? His voice is smooth as hell and he’s a genuinely intimidating villain. I watched some clips from the movie on YouTube. People are openly simping for him in the comment section. Makes me feel less guilty about being so down bad.
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I love this thread and I can't wait to get good at drawing male characters so I could sketch my husbando! For now I am just drawing myself in his outfits. This thread motivates me a lot, so thank you nonnies.
I really wish there were yumejo-otoge dedicated forums like in the old days, but this thread is good too.
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not sure if testament nona is still around, but arcsys was showing his concept art for strive. i don’t know if this helps or makes things worse but.. at least there is a timeline where they didn’t troon him out yeah?
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Thank god for anonymity…
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Watching an LP and dammit I'm remembering how much I loved these guys 15+ years ago.
I love that stoic but actually a nice guy personality gap. Too bad they both have dead lover baggage which is a no go thing for me husbando-wise.
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Omg Regal. I thought he was so hot. Long hair, muscular, in handcuffs. Nice.
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Nonnies, I am here wondering, would be cringe if I asked my bf to cosplay as my husbando in bed? (pic related)
How do I get him to do it? It's the closest I could get to fuck him
Most of the time, yeah. But that's probably because I have yet to see good smut of him. It's always people projecting their strange kinks onto him or turning him into some hyper-feminine twink.>>279931> would be cringe?
No, it would be kinda cute.>How do I get him to do it?
ask him lol
I’ve had my Nigel dress like Reigen
. Who cares if it’s cringe kek
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Lol nona, I am bad with words, what I mean is that I don't want him to think I am a crazy fangirl/weeb by asking him that>>279934
Based, nona. I bet you had a lot of fun.>>279942
Do you have any recommendation for the clothing, nonnie
? I want something good, not that AliExpress cheap crap.
The hair is not much of an issue, he has dark blond hair so I won't need to bleach too much and blue eyes, but a darker tone than Ludwig's. He is a bit skelly tho, so in build he would look more Prussia than Germany (I love the German brothers equally but Germany is more achievable in real life than Prussia lol). I am so excited, I bet we would look so hot and sexy dressing up as Ludwig and in a sexy uniform. I think the worst and harder part of the cosplay is getting him to learn words in German since he doesn't speak at all.
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It’s not any harder than training dogs nonny
! Make him memorise a few key phrases you would enjoy to hear and give him an almond or something every time he gets it right. He will be speaking like a parrot in no time.
Ooo, the uniform is the juicy bit. You’re absolutely right, no tacky cosplay stuff. Avoid non-organic fabrics like the plague. I think you can buy genuine-ish green military puffy pants for a reasonable price and combine it with women’s boots, the largest sizes can fit a good portion of men. You can always resell them after you’re done, so it’s not wasteful either. You can purchase a pair of rubber ones, they’re affordable and not tacky. For tops, a simple black tank-top would be enough in my opinion. He could make it an addition to his regular day-to-day wardrobe also. They’re really comfy in my experience.
Now here’s the real question kek: will he be growing out his sideburns?
He was pretty lanky in the first few seasons so your boyfriends’ not entirely off the mark! Serving 420p crusty animation realness in 3D, even.
Picrel is women’s rubber riding boots. They’re so hot to me.. I would definitely make my boyfriend put them on if I had one. Husbandoshit or otherwise.
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it makes me so happy whenever majima sings, even when it's his usual off-key gibberish yelling
seeing him dance and clap along makes it even better
I want to go on a karaoke date with him
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damn, that's your husbando? hot, but do you think your bf could pull it off? few 3D men are as hot as Germany>>279381>I am surprised that there isnt more self-insert stuff with him, he is prime yume materialhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97944498
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This design is so much better, we were robbed. Even the outfit details are way nicer.
Still not the original body type but I'll take beefy Testament over BBL Testament any day. He looks very huggable hehehe
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tfw will never have a mutual masturbation session with the Miya twins
Spoiler for horny twins, but everyday I wake up
i love writing x reader fics for my rare husbandos. i wish i was brave enough to publish them for other content starved fans kek>>280095
nonna your art is incredible
Horny posting is right>>280119
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i want to hug him and kiss him and squeeze him and hold him and hug him and kiss him and sit in his lap and hug him and kiss him tfw no french republican general bf tfw no emperor of france king of italy protector of the confederation of the rhine bf tfw no conquered most of continental europe bf
I know he treated the women in his life pretty badly and was very very sexist, but every time I hear about his wives/mistresses I get so jealous… I don’t resent those women of course but it’s still so embarrassing to be jealous
come here nona >>>/m/226170
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What would your husbando wear at the beach?
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unfortunately my husbando is a vampire. shame.
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Griffith was at his peak performance in the 1997 anime and that era of the manga. He had the perfect sanpaku eyes that made him look manly, menacing yet elegant at the same time. His facial shape still read male, not a trap. I hate how sissified and bogged he's become at the series progression. His lips are massive now. I don't care if that progression meant he was becoming more godlike or whatever, 1997 Griffith will always be the best Griffith. Fight me.
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If only they kept this canon…
Nice boner, kaz
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why must I be in love with this lazy sadistic sugar-addicted deadbeat who picks his nose in public
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Id let young ezio do whatever he wanted with me
for some reason the two older versions dont do it for me
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just spent 230 dollars on a figure. life is good.
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Happy vegito day nonnies!
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bumping with ova husbando bc gore
i'm discovering my auralism and oh sweet jesus thank you. he sounds like he's trying so hard not to cum
i'm fucking weak
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I love slade even if he is my most disgusting a d shameful husbando i have. The rest are so pure compared to him, but that suit alone and the voice makes me act up. Also they made him so hot in the rebirth comics without the suit even as an old fuck. Help me.
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Yes anon before the day is over!
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Only weirdo girls will understand
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ayrt, also same though. Murdoc is the dirty rockstar type I had a thing for too
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Thinking about his chest.
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thank you nonnie
, his cuteness is irresistible
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Looks like he is good with his hands as well.>>281073>magnificient masculine mounds of pleasure
Perfect, what is this from?
NTA but I'll try
: Isn't it good just watching? If you can take it for a little longer, we can do as your [redacted] wishes
Her: I can't do it, I'm gonna cum (in between moans)
Him: Bad girl, don't you know that you're not the only one having to endure it?random japanese fun fact: Precum literally translates to "Endurance soup/juice lmao
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Ugh I want to touch his shiny hair so bad… I complained about the redesign in every thread where it was mentioned, but I still smile like a dumbass and blush a little when I see him, I'm so pathetic (Kobayashi's voice is kind of hot and it doesn't help. Although I still hate his english VA.)
I feel like a teenage shojo manga MC experiencing her first crush every time it comes to my husbando and it doesn't stop. Glittery eyes and everything. I was never a true and honest husbandofag before, I had (still have) temporary husbandos/waifus but it's mostly something lighthearted/ironic that I did for entertainment because I like to make up romantic scenarios for fun and think yumejoshi are cool (I think about drawing yume stuff for anons on here sometimes but I'm not the most talented artist on this site)
But I am so ridiculously serious about my husbando now, I'm in love with him and it's just so embarrassing, the sheer autism of it all. Every mundane thing I do I think about doing together… The weight of my weeb shame is more than I can currently bear but I hope I can become like the other nonas who are happy with their husbandos and use their feelings as motivation for self-improvement
Dude had an entire erection out.>>281111
That's cute nona.
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bump to get scrote stuff off main page
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Bumping with husbando bc of gore, careful anons
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First time posting here and lolcow in general, it's great seeing other people self ship and talk about their husbandos. I've always felt ashamed of talking about this kind of stuff and drawing it. But anyway, I love this man so much, he's perfect and I need him in my life and want him to marry me. I hate that the anime kinda sucks and the series isn't that popular, there's very few fan art and I couldn't find any fan fics.>>278054
I see Ohma in there, great taste nonnie
. Muscular men with dark hair are hot.
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Nonnies, I love him so much it hurts. I don't care if he's the design equivalent of a 90's flame shirt, to me he is perfect. All I think about is holding his hand, being held in his arms and how firm his grip would be. he would probably fuck so well too. gently holding me tightly to him
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At least bump with a relevant picture, and don't mention why, that's still giving the troll indirect attention.
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>>281186>i thought i was out of my murdoc phase but
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the way he thrusts………….
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naughty!!!! i will beat him into submission
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two other gintoki lovers itt… I am not alone at least kek >>281139
welcome to lc nonnie
! feel free to talk about your husbandos and share your drawings too if you feel confident enough
is he from kengan ashura? if so I thought the manga was pretty popular
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I'm watching Inside Job for the first time and I fucking love Brett. He's just so damn hot and precious. Surprised he's not on the Tumblr Sexyman list.
Yeah, it's better animated than most hentai anime kek. I wish more stuff like that but for women existed. Bless the animators.>>281269
He's not but the protagonist is a sexywoman. You could also discuss the possibility of adding him to the wiki.
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(it's censored but I spoiler just in case) Saw this and wanted to respond as well, since he canonically wouldn't wear anything too, at least at first. He didn't even knew about swimsuits, he's so dumb but I love him for that.
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I haven't yearned for this green bastard since I was 13 but this thread is about to awaken something within me.
oughggh i want to bully him sexually
so bad. awful
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If you were early to the Saturn Barz premiere on Youtube you got to see Murdoc in all his full glory before they censored it I was one of the few thousand who did hehe
have you girlies watched murdoc himself commentating feel good inc yet?>>281433
I just noticed that one of the women is playing with his nipple. Damnnnn>>281322
That shirt, jesus
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I submitted this banner pls like subscribe and share
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I GOT 3 HOLES LIKE A PRETZEL
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Nonnas I want to die. I’ve never played portal or interacted with it in any way, but I saw a really polished animatic that led me to watch some let’s play clips and now i want to fugg the dumb neurotic subby robot
girl as long as you're happy kek
I get it, he really is adorable. Just a little too stupid though.
You gotta at least watch a full playthrough though if you really wanna call him a husbando if you can't play the game yourself.
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I hope you are able to work up the courage for some self ship art, idk much about the manga but he is handsome so I can see the appeal!>>281529
ayrt I was just listening to that same video earlier today kek he's so cute
Current fave is he's cooking dinner and I'm either helping out or distracting him with hugs. Sometimes he's only wearing an apron
while he cooks, which is just the cutest sight!
Or we're dancing at home to music we like. It's fun, a bit silly, and an excuse to collapse on the floor and cuddle when we're too 'tired' to keep dancing, but really we just want to get closer without pretense.Sorry to hear your day is going rough nonny, I hope you get to read lots of cute husbando daydreams and feel better soon!
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What do you think of his concept art for Strive, compared to his final design?
I would like the first design if the coat opened up to reveal a sexy outfit underneath.>>281316
Nudist husbando team!
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Bump. Scroll with caution
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Someone already posted about the one on the right and I replied here >>280106
(I pop my head out of my nest like a little field mouse every time Testament is mentioned) and obviously I love the long coat design too, it's an interesting change from the original, too bad we didn't get either. I wonder what their faces would have looked like in more detail, since the face is what I like the most about the final design. I was kinda okay with the new outfit but now, compared to what we could have had, it seems rather lacking, a bit soulless even. Also, it's a nitpick but I wish they'd given him lace up boots in the final design, it would have been more consistent.
His fat ass (and Schrodinger's gynecomastia) is another topic. It isn't so much his body in itself that I hate, even though I think it shouldn't have been so drastically changed. What I really hate is that he was pretty much handed over to the coomers, and now scrotes are jerking off to my husbando, while we would all have been spared from this ordeal had they picked one of the other designs.
I thought after the redesign it would be the end and I'd have to cope with being a gamer trans widow or whatever, but it turns out my feelings towards him haven't changed one bit and seeing him still gives me the same emotional response, because Testament is Testament and he makes my heart go doki doki (so long as I don't listen to his english voice). Handmaidens wish they were me.>>281638
this made my imagination go wild hehe
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I will never forgive you nonnies for reawakening my lust for him. Having taste this bad should be illegal
I have lots of daydreams to share, but right now I'm thinking of a reverse comfort scenario, as in I comfort him instead of him comforting me. Like he's clearly got something going on, wanting to be alone and having bad thoughts about his past, things like that. I go find him and we have a small heart-to-heart conversation together. He's a reserved guy so he doesn't open up much, but I try to comfort him as best as I can.
I love comfort scenarios and I'd like to write a one-shot of this when I can, as of now I'm writing one where we celebrate his birthday.Also I'm sorry that you're having a bad day nonnie, hope things go well and you feel better soon. It's not much but I hope that sharing my daydream made you feel a little better.
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is it just me or is the wrong eye scarred here? his left eye is supposed to be the bad one
otherwise these are a cool idea, are they acrylic keychains?
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i love short but manly guys and i was at Home Depot today looking for a specific type of uncommon hardware and the only employee around to ask the location was this super hot short guy with a strong jaw and pretty eyes who was actually very nice even though i had to interrupt what he was doing. Made my afternoon. In another life I would have flirted with him kek
This thread is for fictional men, nonnie
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Fictional men you say?
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one day I'll figure out how to articulate why I love him so much
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kek before doing the google reverse image search I did think that was supposed to be JC Denton. tbh I always thought JC was kinda cute. now I want a Deus Ex remake.
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Superior far cry husbando coming through
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russiafags WAKE UP
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Does your husbando share his food and drinks with you or is he stingy?
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He canonically shares. Which is perfect, I'm a sharer too. Hinna, hinna!
I think Ogata doesn't actively shares/offers you his food, but I think he wouldn't care about you grabbing it out of the pot or whatever.
Now that I think of it, most GK characters would probably be used to sharing since they are soldiers. Sharing food is basically mandatory.
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I'M AWAKE, I'm awake
ACTUALLY what canonically happened is that Murdoc got arrested, so they brought in Ace from Powerpuff Girls to cover for him while Murdoc was in jail, kek >>281450
Omg amazing. Also I'm so glad everyone is onboard with the Gorillaz hornyposting this week
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For some reason this nerd grew on me. I just like nerd boys, sigh.
omg that pic of him in the last panel JESUS
does anyone else get jealous when other ppl have the same husbando? only for a fleeting moment ?
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The only two things he thinks about are fighting and eating, he can literally eat while he sleeps
, so I don't think that he's the stingy type. He probably won't care if you grab something, if he didn't finish it already.
jfc just look at that thing
: he literally looks like a fucking untamed beast gorging all that food i bet he has 0 manners and is gross as fuck, probably doesn't wipe his ass and barely showers, imagine acting so embarrassingly in front of a genetically superior woman, she's obviously uncomfortable by this shameful display and i would be too, i bet he already ate 8 steaks cause he's a "man" a needs ~le proteins~ or some shit, even his expression looks animalistic
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Nta but take the husbando bashing somewhere else unless youre ready to reveal that your a degen shotayaoi fangirl who cant fathom her anime moid being any thicker than a pole
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Im so glad that of all aph characters Russia seems to be most popular here
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I'm so fucking lonely and horny
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I think he would order more than enough for both of us to eat. But I also believe that he would always make sure to put more food on my plate to make sure I'm eating enough and storing energy. Oh, to be hand fed by Kyojuro
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buff, curly haired Binghe supremacy
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OK I guess in that fanart art its more wavy, but compared to the straight hair version I considered it curly. Either way picrel binghe >>>>>> than straight hair bishonen binghe
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The netflix series just reminded me how much I want to SIT on his FACE
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hes just so soft and cuddly looking
id kill to sleep with him
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luv 4!dante's schnoz and cowboy pants
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He shares and pays for the food/drinks. He would feel bad if he didn't.
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God, Nero is so hot in dmc3. He's such a good little nigel too. I want to have sex with him AND his dad.
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I miss him
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Oh Brett I want to shower him with all my love and give him the happiness he deserves. >>281303
For Reagan I get it. Though for Brett I think he's not on the list because he's purposely made to be an attractive man. Most Tumblr Sexymen are usually unconventionally attractive which sometimes gets a little blurry. Still I think he fits on the list.
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My younger sister really looked at this and said "why does he look so sexy"
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imagine Majima gangbang with every Majima ever. may or may not also include the shadow clones
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In Soviet Russia your husbando waifufags YOU!
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shit fr?? brb going to russia
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>ywn deep kiss Ogata so intensely that he's left grasping for air and full of saliva on his face while Sugimoto rails you hard from behind but with tender hands on your waist
>and both are bloodied and bruised from fighting, probably with each other
Why even bother with life
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Please visit me in my dreams…
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My replies are so late but oh well. >>279533
Oh yeah fellow Spockwife! That episode was really nice, lots of eye candy hehe! I'll post another hot picture, I just want to jump on his lap.>>279549
Your sculpture ideas sound wonderful, good luck to your project! Also your husbando is really cute, I bet either of your ideas will work with the character desing. Making stuff yourself is great, you can get completely unique things. I haven't made anything that is "directly" my husbando(s), but something related to them, such as magic-related custom stickers reminding me of Snape. I have plenty of ideas that would be fun to do though!>>279818>>280095
Aaa these are so so cute! You/ your character and him make a great couple!>>280591
I have joked with my friend that if professors of Hogwarts went to the beach, Snape would just be fully clothed in his black robes and sit angrily under a parasol, kek! (also we thought that Dumbledore would wear those old-timey striped swimsuit, and Lockhart would have leopard-print speedos. Kek, fun times!)
Oh speaking of dreams, I have finally had not one but two husbando-appearances in my dreams that were at least somewhat positive! In the first one these was Smoothie doing his usual questionable stuff, and I was distressed about something completely unrelated. He noticed me being anxious and looked at me with (most likely fake) sympathy and just said "I know, it hurts" and just left. I tried to find him again but the dream changed.
The other dream was last night, there was Spock, wearing these clothes >>279717
Otherwise it was normal escape something chasing you -dream, but there was a moment when he was sleeping and I touched his back gently, and he was very warm. Vulcans have higher body temperature than humans, so it was even accurate dream, and it felt so realistic!
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Continuing for a bit.>>281581
I also have million daydreams but here is a cute one:
I've been thinking that with Snape, we would visit Diagon Alley one saturday. It would be sunny day, on late summer or early autumn, and the street would be full of people. It would already be a little chilly in the morning when we arrive, and in the bright light steam could be seen rising from little stalls in the alley when vendors are preparing their foods for the day. but it would be very warm later in the day. We would visit many shops to get all necessary things since we wouldn't go there too often, and before we leave to go home we would eat at Leaky Cauldron. There is so much potential for a cute story in Diagon Alley, so far I have planned two scenes in detail:
I would like to visit Weasleys Wizard Wheezes to get a pygmy puff. Snape wouldn't most likely even enter the shop, so I'd have to try signal through a window and convince him that pygmy puff is an essential purchase. He wouldn't be too impressed though, and I would have to survive without one.
We would visit the Apothecary to get potion ingredients. I thought it would be funny if there was a former (quite recently graduated and non-Slytherin) student from Hogwarts, working as an intern. He or she would be so petrified of seeing Professor Snape again, that they would give him a generous discount for his purchase hehe.
I have also been thinking about a story with Spock, but it still needs quite a bit of planning, since I'm not too familiar with scifi, so I have to find some inspiration and information for details. It involves a shore leave on intergalactic market!Also, hope you have had better days recently nona!
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I’m so thoroughly ruined by this man that even though a nice 3D girl that I like is genuinely interested in me, I can’t reciprocate because she’ll never be him. She keeps asking me what I’m drawing at the moment, I have to make something up because it’s usually a doodle of him in lingerie.
I’ve told her that I love him but she laughs like I’m joking. Girl you don’t understand, he’s my ultimate erotic fantasy, my sworn life partner and also my one and only kin. It’s like Morpheus is holding out the husbandopill and the red pill and I have to choose, but I’m totally paralysed.
The thing is that a husbando can’t break your heart, and you don’t have to be vulnerable with anyone (except your bank as you pay for erotic ASMRs and doujins). But a husbando can’t hug you back or take you on dates, either.
Oh Komaeda, we’re really in it now aren’t we babe
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In a bad way or in a good way?
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, we are only left with daydreams and figurines >>282812>>282807
Komaeda-chan, how does it feel to be the most normal out of other notorious unique husbandofag like Parappanon and Kirdedeanon? Quite a feat maybe you're tied with the sansfag
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That’s so sweet of you to ask, thank you. We are living together in wedded bliss. I like to imagine that we’re married but in the honeymoon phase. He is my creepy sweaty lanky husband who loves and cherishes me and enjoys a good pegging on the weekends.
I went to a con dressed as him recently (servant ver.) and felt closer to him than ever, though it was a bit weird being the only Danganronpa cosplayer over 15. You either leave lolcow young or live long enough to become the lolcow I guess.>>282822
Anon that’s so cute, yes homo. I missed lolcow a lot. I thought getting offline would help my brainrot but it turns out real life is just boring and lonely. Anyway hmu if you go through with that transformation, I would eat your discharge any day ♥>>282824
I don’t know much about those anons, sorry. I do think in general sometimes husbandofagging is played up for lols, pushing anons to act more and more deranged for notoriety. I get it, and it’s funny sometimes, but I think we differ fundamentally in that everything I post about Komaeda is very sincere and comes from a place of love. Sometimes I just want the world to know how loved and precious he is to me, and also I can’t talk about his dick in-depth to anyone I know irl without outing myself as a colossal autist
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>>282833>I would eat your discharge anyday
The other anons are also sincere, it's just that Parappanon is a racist channer and Kirdedeanon is a bit… Special. Dedede in a bunny suit special.
Polite sage for off topic
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Idc that he has two lines in one trailer and a paragraph of lore at most, I NEED to be his wife paid in sweet sweet blood money.
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Thanks nonnies, I appreciate it. I don't get why people waste their time bashing other husbandos, but whatever.>>282665
Damn yes he is, nonnie
. I too adore him for that and I don't care.
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Pantalone from Genshin Impact.
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Ovulating. Sexually frustrated. Time to hornypost.
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Exactly! Fuck. He's perfect
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i rarely check this website anymore due to the raids, but i have nowhere else semianon to sperg about this. thank you sidemoba for this card art and accompanying lines… i have pavloved myself into thinking about the fucking grrr meme whenever i see him. grrr old man(30) love
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Oh my God. I have to watch Kengan Ashura asap.
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Yes I do remember them. I was a Hetaliafag before. I posted Victor because he's also Russian and wouldn't think he be waifufagging since he's gay for Yuuri.
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He is the cutest, I love both Yuriy and Viktor. Sort of glad the fandom is dead because tumblrspecials would have overtaken it by now.
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I can't believe I find this depressed grumpy goth alcoholic so appealing, he occupies space in my head 24/7
I'm actually considering relearning how to draw just to make fanart for him
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I know it's awful, but I can't stop thinking about this dynamic. Daddy issues and abuse of power of a father figure don't mix but it makes me horny
I think Tsurumi would probably have almost all of his subordinates give him head under different circumstances. For Tsukishima, as a token of his loyalty and obedience to authority. For Usami, to strengthen their bond since he knows Usami is obsessed with him. Maybe Nikaido as a reminder that he got to serve Tsurumi well so he can get his revenge towards Sugimoto. For Ogata, to give him the approval of a father figure that he craves so much. I don't think he would do it with Koito though, ironically. Too messy.
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Felt like posting one of my rare husbandos. It hurts that I'll probably never see him reborn in another game like other HM/SoS characters… time to restart Animal Parade for the 10th time. I always felt mixed feelings about his wedding scene. I like that it's private and just for you two but at the same time it feels sad that no one else is there to celebrate with you and you basically sneak into the church when it's empty. Same for how he doesn't have a birthday. I'd probably make up my own date to celebrate with him.
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Tsurumi/ogata is so hot, you have god tier taste and i love you!! Sorry for sperg i almost never see anyone in western fandom talk about them kek. I have it so bad for tsurumi personally
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i usually don't care for his trope in fiction and know he would be insufferable in real life but god i love him so much, i can't help it.>>283070
great taste nonna! i love his story and stand and he's definitely became my fave jojo boy in recent years as well.
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horny ass was over when I found out Yuma Mukami from DiaLovers is 190cm (6'2"). I'd do anything to climb that like a tree.
I've been listening to his drama CDs non stop and I think out of all the boys he makes the best bloodsucking sounds. As a koebuta I am aware that his voice actor is a piece of shit (cheated on his wife) but what do you expect from 3d moids.
Still love my OG DiaLover tsundere husbando Subaru and my idol
arm candy Kou tho. It's just that I'm absolutely hopeless for tall and fit husbandos, I just want them to cuddle me as I caress their abs.
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Please, get into details, nonnie>>283261>almost never see anyone in western fandom talk about them kek
Cowards, the lot of them jk
But I feel like a lot of pairings in GK have a lot of potential for interesting sexual scenarios, since they are mostly pretty fleshed out so the relations don't feel completely out of place or one note. I guess some people don't feel like exploring it because it would be a romantic pair, so it's not exactly shipping and it doesn't feel right? Maybe. And maybe some others just straight up ignore it it's abusive
, on GK of all places. If it's not full of psychological baggage and blood, I don't want it kek
tbh while I am generally pretty thirsty I dislike it for very specific reasons I could elaborate on and which may be the same for others but idk if I want to shit up the retarded hornyposting thread with that kek. I mostly see people who are very horny for tsurumi being into it, no offense but it may be related to this.
After all have fun, I guess different people just draw the line at different things.
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thank you! I only wish araki kept him around a bit longer cuz I need more of him kek
what's the trope of the guy you posted? he looks super familiar but I can't remember where I've seen him, is he from a video game?
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Far Cry villains are top tier, though I'll have to say that Joseph's brothers are even hotter than him.
Nta but really? I follow dozens of Japanese yumejos of my husbando (and some fujos too, they draw him well) and they seem to get along pretty well, constantly promoting each other's doujinshis and making art for their birthdays, there's even two who spent the weekend together as some kind of pilgrimage to the guy's city tfw no yumejo gf to sperg about husbandos
The guy is from a gacha game with an established feMC though, maybe there's less drama in this kind of community than "real" yumejos.
Those yumejoshi seem pretty cordial with each other, yeah. But for others, check the LitLink they have attached to their profiles.
Often they have "同担拒否" which means they don't allow sharing, or certain traits that if they apply to you they'd rather you not follow them (ie. "[their husbando's name] と聞いて、他に思い当たる方がいる方" = thinking of another yumejoshi when you hear [their husbando's name]).
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Kiryu's cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but his balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at him with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask him if I did a good job and he cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of his energy out the tip of his dick….. that’s when I’m satisfied.
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Funny you say that, cause I am not thirsty for Tsurumi maybe before the accident
, but I am insanely thirsty for Ogata And Sugimoto, and a lot of others, but those are the main ones kek
But no judgement at all, nonnie
! I was just kidding about the coward thing. I personally hate YuuO because I just can't look past the incest since I have real siblings, but people shipping them is whatever.
I hear you nonna, personally I want to have a threesome with Pagan Min and his clone>>283490
I've been on a Far Cry kick lately and just finished 5. God I hate Joseph and his muh Eden shit but both of his brothers are highly fuckable. This playthrough I was so into Jacob but in my first playthrough I was thirsting after John SO bad
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>>282833>but I think we differ fundamentally in that everything I post about Komaeda is very sincere and comes from a place of love
How fucking dare you. First off, that's rude and very snooty sounding. I'll have you know I'm truly dedicated and sincere in my love for King Dedede, I don't spend hours drawing him, reading fanfics, collecting art, and researching merchandise for nothing or for mere meme value. King Dedede has many many charm points both in a personality, story and background and physical senses. He's both cute, cuddly and cool all at the same time.
While his depictions in the anime has stained him in the more general eyes (I still find the anime variant of King Dedede kind of endearing but nothing compared to Game King Dedede), still, in the games and novels he has a genuine pure heart of gold. In Kirby's Dreamland, the very first Kirby game, we're shown that Dedede is an arrogant and selfish, stealing all of the food in Dreamland because he's a glutton (which is weirdly endearing to me at least) and claiming himself as king. However, beyond the surface of Dedede is actually someone with more depth, again, we see a sliver of the depth in Kirby's Adventure, the second game. At this point we know a shallow version of King Dedede but in this game we actually get to see his more "slightly" heroic side. You see, in order to safe guard the Fountain of Dreams, Dedede takes the Star Rod and divides it into seven pieces to keep Dreamland from Nightmare. While Dedede has his more lazier traits he still cares for his people and will do what's right which is really cool! We see more of this in future games, I think Crystal Shards, Triple Deluxe and Forgotten Lands are some good examples of him showing his more heroic side.
It's also endearing that he's a bit of a crybaby, when ever he loses (Most noteably, Kirby's Blowout Blast, Revenge of the King, and Gourmet Race) he has a tendency to cry which is really cute to me for some reason. He's really such a big softie and a bit of a tsundere. I feel like he'd huff cutely with pride if you were to praise him a lot which is a adorable. I would love to do that to be honest just to see him gloat more because Dedede seems like the type who's receptive to praise
The gap between his more "cute" lazy, slightly arrogant, and spoiled side and his "cool" strong, brawny, and protective side is super fucking moe.
I also like his subtle little traits too! Like Dedede is canonically smart enough to engineer robots and machinery like the Robo-Dedede, Mecha Dedede and the Dededestroyer Z!
From all of his possessions I'd imagine that's a bit of a weak point of his he'd sometimes be vulnerable about, same goes for not feeling strong enough to protect his people.
Physically, King Dedede is the perfect mix of cute, cuddly, and strong. He has a soft looking robe with white fluffy accents, velvety blue furred skin, adorably bright eyes! Also, I just really like the little puffy thing on his crown, it's super cute. His trademark 'peace sign' insignia is funny but also gives to his arrogant and prideful aspects. His color palette is very pleasing on the eyes with a nice combination of primary blue, yellow and red that, in art, can be used for dark somber pieces or bright soft pastel ones.
I feel like I gotta talk about his clothes too! It's like every part of his outfit was specially chosen to be as appealing as possible. While it doesn't appear in most iterations, his beige kimono he wears underneath his red robe is really…sensual? It's weird but it feels like it could easily be pulled to the side like when he gets hot or something. A kimono is perfect for being undone and I wish there was some official art work where he's not wearing his robe or red-yellow sash. The robe is good too! I like how it adds to his general mix of fluffy and regal aesthetics! Honestly, it's a bit odd but in his Kirby 64 model where he's wearing NOTHING but his sash…was very nice. I know it won't be done but I hope Hal brings back his kimono in future games.
Oh, and on the topic of clothes once more. He has worn a lot of outfits through various promotions and derivative media! I think his most cutest outfit is his Kirby Cafe outfit. The mix of the red beanie, sweater tied around his neck and white shirt with yellow stripes is adorable and trendy, it makes him look like he's about to go on a date! Second would be his Pupupu☆Train outfit, the uniform is really really cool looking, and I find it interesting that Dedede was chosen to represent Osaka, I wonder why. I also like his Dreamy Gear outfit, I need to read the Dreamy Gear novel but I still think Dedede looks cool with the whole steam punk look.
Also King Dedede's hammer is really cool, I think it accentuates a lot of his character traits and attributes too! He's very boisterous, loud and showy, like a hammer!
With his thick arms and the fact that he's shown to have a lot of weight behind his swings with his hammer and attacks is so hot, he's very very strong and could probably pick me up very easily! I'd also think with how gluttonous and chubby he is he'd be really soft and heavenly to cuddle with after a long warm bath under some warm thick covers. While he wears gloves most of the time, I'd imagine he has soft mitten like hands underneath them.
I feel like King Dedede with all his bravado would be the type to be a bit blushy when it comes to romance and romantic things. He'd definitely show off what a good boyfriend he is, he would be very affectionate and protective and such but when it comes to romantic intimacies like kissing and anything naughty he'd be all flustered since he tends to put up a huge prideful front when really he's a huge softie and probably doesn't have much experience. I want to teach King Dedede all sorts of things lovers can do together, it would be so nice! Though one thing would be for sure, and I want to reiterate, he'd be VERY protective of the ones he loves and would stop at nothing to protect them even if it means sacrificing himself! He'd probably spoil me a lot and for dates they range from very high energy to just relaxing out on his balcony soaking up some sun.
In bed, you could probably get King Dedede to do anything and everything with the right amount or praise. As much as Dedede likes to be served and spoiled, I think his desire to be praised and revered outweighs that! If he knows he's doing a good job and will get praise for it he will give it his all. He'd be intense, loving, and playful all at the same time. Placing a lot of emphasis on touch, pulling you deep into his body as he gives a steady thrusts, and such…Also, I can't deny it but Forgo Dedede made me feel things, he was so wild and so intense during the boss battle! I mean, he was on all fours, moments where he takes off the mask and pants heavily…I wouldn't mind being taken as his mate considering the whole beast thingy that was going in Kirby and the Forgotten Land
I love King Dedede, I love him. At first, I used to be for PURELY Meta Knight only but I know now that King Dedede is the true path of light and kingly cuddle sex. That, or penguin and bat orb threesome
King Dedede in general is 10/10 husbando material, same goes for Meta Knight too, and I won't have someone who's husbando looks like a college drop-out who bums Adderall pills off of highschoolers dare insinuate my love for him is "not sincere" for the sake of some "internet points and notoriety" that's for losers and the mentally ill. (Yes, I am mad.)
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I don't post here, but it's funny that anons are laughing at you when they're all regularly posting in a 2D husbando thread on an anonymous internet gossip site.
You're all cringe but you're the cringiest and I love you for it, anon. Stay wacky.
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can we please ignore kirdedenon like usual and continue posting about our husbandos
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I wish I could sit in his lap and he put his whole hand up my vagine like a living breathing ventriloquist's dummy
>>283542>insanely thirsty for ogata
I was about to include this at first with the exact same wording, this explains everything. thank you for the kind reply I really didnt want to sour the fun hence the spoilers.
Its mostly because it gives me strong ddlg vibes due to his mommy issues
and I fucking can't with that shit. I absolutely love their canon relationship tho, its great I just dont see romance in it. But at the end of the day idgaf about what people ship either. speaking of that I like tsurutsuki, its actually romantic to me
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the craziest thing is that he'd genuinely enjoy doing it to you too nona KEK
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John Seed is so fucking hot, he 100% is into delayed orgasms and just total like condescending dirty talk.
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of course!! i agree, i love his character to bits and wish he could have stuck around longer, that smooth motherfucker junichi suwabe being his seiyuu certainly ups abba's appeal as well.
my boy is idia shroud from twisted wonderland, i posted him once in /m/ earlier this year and it accidentally caused yume vs fujo discourse even though it's an adventure joseimuke, nothing too deep
. i've found it to be a really fun game looking past an…interesting concept, also whether or not you're a disney fan- i'm not at all lol
it's just weird how incredibly fond i've become despite him being the token gamer/otaku that talks about animanga, rpgs, the geeky "relatable" character staples which aren't usually my thing. i get second hand embarassment easily so it's quite cringey especially in the localization (would definitely be the unwashed type irl but hes pretty enough to overlook it), but his design is stunning and caught my eye from the start- love or or hate her, yana toboso is a terrific artist- and i've really come like his reserved yet passionate personality! plus his backstory destroyed my heart but thats more spoiler territory. we could work on our neet tendencies together
overall he's a weird, stubborn asshole (something he and abbacchio share) but i guess i have a thing for the standoffish older brother type, whether there's an actual sibling or a found family situation like in jjba part 5 to draw parallels. he's a really interesting character, and i'm looking forward to his role in the next part of his story but also would like to hold his hand a little and talk about our oshis. at least i have his neso to cuddle with for now- sorry for the long post!!
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The grip this man had on me in 2013 was insane.
I think Jojo has genuinely ruined my standards of anime men. Anyone under 6’5” is a shrimp to me now. If they’re not built like a Greek God, I call them twinkish.
personally i find all of the avatar fagging insertcharacterhere
anons annoying af. there's sperging about your husbando and then there's what they do. they all happen to have the worst taste too, sorry.
What else is someone supposed to do if they want to sperg about an unpopular husbando? Cease sperging altogether?
Even if the character is sort of popular you might stick out anyway cause it's not like the userbase of this site is THAT big.
not to get too explicit in the hornyposting husbando thread but i want to dom him so hard and wipe that smug grin off his face>>283723
god yess you just know he is a freak in bed probably why his ex left her husband for him kek
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If anything kirby anon is more impressive and dedicated, isn't a grifter, and actually seems to have put 100x more thought into it than most others here.
Speaking as someone who usually is into more normative characters I find it weird there is so many attempts at pretending there is some special status to being into fictional characters + attacks against true pioneers, and then trying to gatekeep what's valid
or too cringey, which I am not at all surprised is still
happening in an anon husbando thread - one that notes "retarded" in the title - that is dedicated to unfettered gushing. Moreover, I think it's natural she insulted back because she was insulted in a far more personal way (abet confusing. I literally don't even understand the prior exchange). It's how it goes. Also, I was really into Komaeda when I was a teen and he 100% looks like a college drop-out who burns Adderall pills…what part of that is inaccurate? That was apart of his appeal, kek.
Props to the unapologetic people that continue on even if people try policing them. You are metal. Or autistic. Maybe both. Either ways I actually enjoy those posts. They're raw and sweet to read. Not really funny to me.
Maybe I was the true lolcow all along.
And yeah I probably have worst tastes. Was playing a text RPG (not picrel), met a character I really liked a few times, and for some reason was hit like a truck with a wave of serotonin that hasn't stopped for days
and I haven't even fantasized about him or even nurtured the idea of him in my head aside from brief fancies.
I am old as fuck now, there are 0 excuses, this is peak retardation, but, it is what it is.
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Agreed anon, agreed.
Avatarfags are shitting up the fucking thread with cringe just know that you should take any support as satire
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These threads were literally made for acting cringe and silly tho. I feel like some of you are taking the thread too seriously tbh and like >>283770
said what if someone has an unpopular husbando
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world is a fuck
cringe and silly, ok. cringe and silly and a furry/furry-adjacent, crossing a line.
We're not all automatically friends here.
I was silently judging her too, but at least she didn't admit to drawing porn of him as far as I remember.
Also I sorta like him too, but he's on my characters I like but can't husbando list for an obvious reason.
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No problem,thank you for being a good sport, anon!>I just dont see romance in it.
Oh, don't get me wrong, there's absolutely no romance in it. I don't ship them per se
, I just like the possible sexual scenarios. It is a bit degen, I reckon that kek I guess I just don't care much for fluff lol
The closest to an actual ship for me is SugiO, but I still wouldn't like them to be fluffy and domestic and cute with each other because it's just too OOC for me. Perfect scenario would be they being attracted to each other but in a very much "I will murder you" kind of infatuation.>>283616
I hope this becomes a pasta.
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Dead wife = free real estate I'll take care of his kid give me the sebby
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I cannot lie I am a sucker for Ranma Saotome in guy or girl form doesn't matter to me. Himbo through and through
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>>283861>Dead wife = free real estate
Indeed I was the driver btw
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I'm embarrassed anons don't know poetry when they see it
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Replaying the game and god I want to do some really fucked up, perverse shit to him, hnnnngh I’m going to hold his hand
and let him know how loved he is.
If he’s a good boy I might even build a life with him.
In all seriousness, seeing him so sweaty and ill in that hospital robe again has had me rubbing my clit into nothing more than a skidmark.>>283616
Always nice to meet a fan.
Tbh I just unironically like when people have absurd amounts of passion for unexpected things and it's a huge bias of mine.>>283895
…is this fanart or from the game? Holy shit.
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looks like fanart but Ko has quite a few canon moments that are … special
Fan art, but the style looks super similar ♥>>283899
God anon please my genitals can only take so much abuse in one day
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Save them for tomorrow hehe
First timer here, found out about this place yesterday while looking for yumejoshi content.
I felt so much relief knowing that I'm not alone when it comes to self ship, multiple husbandos, etc.
I generally avoid talking this to anyone and prefer keeping it only to myself, but it does kinda feel lonely when there's no one to share this out there, although, sometimes, my brain tells me I should never do that.
Whenever I see yumejoshi content, its mostly through jp art forums and I always found myself stuck due to language barrier (I've been considering learning japanese bc of that. Also, don't ask me how I was able to go deep without understanding a single thing bc that's a mystery for me too), but at least I can find some solace here with my broken english. Of course, that is, if everyone here is ok with that.
Exaclty. This is an ANONYMOUS imageboard. Posting and sperging, fine. But avatarfagging and writing manifestos to the point of being recognizable? Annoying.>>283825
I don't recall the shadow poster being nearly this retarded. And iirc there were other shadowfags here too so it was an actual conversation between anons, like the snape and jhin anons. It's not the same as kirdedeanon writing an entire ass essay to nobody who cares.
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Thank you so much! I wanted to share my somewhat recent husbando (I chose him a few years ago but back then I didn't mind much as I do today)
Am I one of the few that enjoys the trashy, gross type of guy? I always liked older man and I rarely shared to others, due to many judging it as disgusting and innapropriated.
Since then, I decided to dive into the husbando sea and I have latched into the ones considered "awful", even if in my mind that's what makes them hot. Pic related
Why's everyone complaining about "avatarfags" as if everyone who posts their husbandos regularly here isn't one
Unless you don't think that's avatarfagging and only count those who do it outside the containment thread like Kirdede and Parappa anons
I saw that. I had a crush for Murdock as a kid, but that quickly changed when I learned about TF2 and Sniper's existence (yeah I also saw ppl talking here about him. It made me happy and brought me 2013 memories of me thirsting for Sniper and reading self-insert fanfics)
Nowadays, I still debating with my brain if I choose a final, definitive husbando or go for harem style. I'm also reluctant about drawing some yumejoshi content since I've been really rusty and whenever I see some jp artwork, the artists are so good it makes me feel like trash.
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I have no idea but I instantly got the hots for an assassin in a mostly text game that randomly tries to kill you–when you beat him, you have the option to save him and he ends up becoming indebted to you. He acts super happy to see you when you meet but later on, cheerful and full of laughter, but then later on acts tsundere and acts like you two aren't friends, yet still leaves a gift for you. In the final part of the game you actually can sleep with him after he sidles up to you at a campfire and while he was subtle about it, he suggests that he's free to go where he wants after his quest and you can imply you want him to stay with you.
Spoiler because questionable tastes because I think I have an assassin/ninja fetish for some reason. There is just something super sensual about them that is totally just in my head, but the idea of being so cunning, deliberate, and determined is just sexy to me. <_<
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I want this solely so I can get a taste of how Danny Elfman fingering me irl would feel
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Kek, it's mostly the clothing. Picrel is more of his canonical appearance (this is a transparency edit of how he looks when playing a minigame with him, unfortunately not very detailed because it's mostly a text RPG with most of the supplemental art being grungy). The world is full of staggeringly unattractive creatures and people and he might be the most normal looking one you run into, aside from the first picture of him which looks creepy. >>283980
It's Sorcery!, which is available on tablet, phone, and computer.
Didn't add it because while he's in all 4 parts, he only shows up briefly, and I'm not sure if anyone here would like it unless they're a DnD or fantasy nerd. Plus, him being a mega hottie is mostly up to imagination though in part 4, you do dream of him and he's described as having a compelling, beautiful, husky voice and deep, rich eyes.
Wow. I am starved for content.
I got very excited because I love wild card characters in general - also enemies to lovers shit - though it is me very much eating crumbs. Wanted for many, many years to be able to romance one of my random crushes in a game and my wish was finally fulfilled.
…is this a literal sex toy? The texture and sheen are extremely sus.
Imagine if someone kept it as some modern art piece when it wasn't being used. Holy shit.
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It is very sus but it’s not actually a sex toy lol or at least not marketed as one
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Super underrated husbando Hades from Lore Olympus NGL Webtoon app has some steamy husbando's I rarely hear anyone gush over
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Samefag Grave from She Weeps for the Devil is also sexy as fuck, the moment I saw him and Torrah from Midnight Poppylan I swooned so bad.
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He a qt. I have a soft spot for masked grunt characters myself.
And I found the game on steam, it has that story book visual aesthetic which is good enough for me. Thanks for the game recommendation nona.
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This, I’m always emo about there being next to no jackal from far cry 2 content. I love his voice and vow to single handedly fill the world with my shitty fanfic. If no one else writes for the old man, maybe I should
Anyway I had a sex dream about Johnny Silverhand the other day. That was..something.
# if I was gonna fuck a cyberpunk character irl it’d be Judy though. I could fix her #
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Aladdin's dad made me wet when I was 8…
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He's hot asf… not to mention his 70 years old version. His personality is extremely sensual too
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Alucard from Hellsing..
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I have a bully fetish… but in general I find sexually attractive the hypothetical situation in which someone of the opposite gender, someone with greater power and the ability to dominate you, hates/violates/abuses you either as an abuser or as an enemy, making you feel weak and subordinate to him… I guess it's the same as men feel towards the stupid naggatoro and other dominate waifus.. but coming from a female fetishist it's different since we are biologically weaker and the whole social context of gender differences makes it… weird, we have to admit