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No. 2285513

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary thoughts or events from your life.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2261898

No. 2285518

>>2285513
Picrel reminds me of how autistic we are like seriously no normie posts shit like frogs watching some FUCKING RETARDED SHIT FUCKING RETARDED GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT RETARDED video I mean how the fuck do you think you are OP posting shit like that? Do you seriously like watching frogs being taken from their homes, from their families an dffom from their mothers to sit on top of some scrote’s desk to go and watch some fucking videos? You know exactly what happened afterward when he took that cute little picture right after other normies clicked and shared and retweeted and all that jazz, they fucking killed the frogs and ate them like thanksgiving dinner. You might think these little shitposts are funny and hilarious but you are in full support of frog abuse and for that I will be forfeiting my autism privileges from using imageboards and will now go sit on top of grass and breathe air.

No. 2285529

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>>2285518
did the image of silly frogs hurt you nona?

No. 2285538

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>>2285513
>>2285518
This, it's literally us

No. 2285543

I love the cute little snowflakes so much

No. 2285548

>>2285529
Yes
>>2285538
You horrible monstrous animals!!!!!!!!

No. 2285549

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>>2285518
Nonnie would you like a calming tincture

No. 2285552

>>2285549
>birth song botanicals
you've gotta be kidding me

No. 2285553

>>2285552
What it’s a good blend!

No. 2285582

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My YouTube recommended page is going hard af

No. 2285592

>>2285582
I love this sort of autism, it rejuvenates me in a way a good night’s rest never really will.

No. 2285665

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>>2285518
>to sit on top of some scrote’s desk
>scrote’s desk
Nonita, I have some terrible news about my hobbies and what I do to small animals I encounter before I release them. Also, you can't eat most toads, they're poisonous.

No. 2285668

>>2285582
My stepmother worked in a place that kept skills like this alive, so she would grow flax and then turn it into ropes and clothing in front of crowds. SO this always reminds me of her.

No. 2285698

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Some time ago I posted about half of my face going paralyzed, well, good news it's better now. My tongue is still kinda weird but I can taste stuff and feel temperatures again. Everything is going back to normal. It did get worse before it got better though, I couldn't close/blink my right eye properly for a while and that was probably the worst part of it.. and being unable to suck from a straw.

No. 2285711

>>2285698
Bell's Palsy? I had that and similar symptoms.

No. 2285820

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Just spent like 15 seconds baby talking to a piece of cholla wood because I thought it was my gecko.

No. 2285827


No. 2285830

my neighbor's cat got inside and is asleep on my bed, snoring

No. 2285835

oh dear im deathly afraid of frogs but i love this thread. maybe exposure therapy will make me overcome it

No. 2285839

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>>2285529
sugimoto would eat the frogs

No. 2285848

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>>2285839
He would not want to

No. 2285861

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>>2285848
but he would do it for survival

No. 2285890

I love calling men manwhores/hoes/sluts/pieces of dick/ himbos, etc whenever i get the opportunity to. I like pointing out the fact that a male might be a manslut, I like reminding them of their hoeish nature and slutty tendencies, not to make a point, I simply like doing it

No. 2285893

>>2285890
i wish there was a male equivalent of those slurs most of those still use female ones..

No. 2285903

I can't believe it's December already.

No. 2285912

>>2285893
One of my earliest eye opening moments was when I realized there were so many female-centered insults in every language and barely any for men. Moids are such a sinister existence.

No. 2285940

>>2285711
Yeah. Hope it's all good with you too.

No. 2285985

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>>2285861
Asirpa would want to eat their brains

No. 2286005

Happy 1st December nonnies! Anyone get an advent calendar this year?

No. 2286010

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>>2285985
i think we can both agree on that

No. 2286011

>>2286005
I got a Trader Joe's one but while opening the 1st day door I couldn't help but notice the chocolate was amusingly small. Also squirrel-shaped.

No. 2286012

I had friendsgiving today. It was a lot of fun. We had Grand Mimosas for "brunch" and a lot of weed, spiced apple cider, homemade bread with olive oil and spices to dip, watermelon mint and basil salad, a roasted turkey, whipped mashed potatoes with chives and a LOT of butter and what tasted like sour cream, glazed corn and carrots, and then someone brought peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies from a local store. I'm so full. We had a lot of fun playing games and listening to good music. The only downside is that I had the worst period cramps of my life randomly rip through me in the last hour of the party, and this is on the "third" day of my period. Like hot flashes, nausea, full burning taint to kidneys. But nothing could spoil those mashed potatoes. Nothing.

No. 2286031

>>2285318
most LSA posters are white gay men larping, so the number is probably way lower

No. 2286256

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I don't want to work tomorrow

No. 2286265

>>2285518
This is the kind of quality content I come here for

No. 2286268

Job interview in 2 hours and I can't be bothered to give a shit anymore. I've been to countless interviews these past few months and none of them worked out.

No. 2286270

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>>2286010
>>2285985
>>2285861
>>2285848
>>2285839
And Tanagaki would mog them both

No. 2286276

>>2286268
This is the way. Once you stop giving a shit good things start happening. Break a leg, nona!

No. 2286399

>>2285518
Me when I stop taking my meds because I think that I got cured

No. 2286517

>>2285820
To be fair, that's a very cute piece of wood.

No. 2286521

>>2285518
Unironically true, this kind of frog (Asian bullfrog) is often bred for slaughtering them for meat afterwards. On top of that, this type of video usually involves scaring the frogs so that they produce a "cute"-sounding (to human) scream while the frog is fighting for their life and making themselves appear bigger by puffing their body as a fear reaction.

No. 2286530

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>>2286521
I don't get what the bog deal is. My retail job made me scream and puff my body up bigger and I still had to go to work every day. Do frogs think they're better than me? Do they think that life is just a free ride?

No. 2286532

Do rabbits have any resemblance of personality? My sister's rabbit just keeps staring at me while chewing on her toy. All she does is sleep, shit, chew things and stare into nothingness or me.

No. 2286535

>>2286530
>My retail job made me scream and puff my body up bigger
Are you sure you're not a bullfrog?

No. 2286556

>>2285518
Unironically based
>>2285890
I also love casually asserting my authority over men in daily conversation and making them suffer. I like to show them that I have no respect for them and that they are beneath me. Either they enjoy it and essentially bow to me or they are offended and I get to make them angry and take their inflated ego down a peg. I think all women who are intelligent, put together, and wealthy should at least lightly lord it over men, since men are conditioned to go around lording over everyone and women are conditioned to smile and be palatable. I’ve actually noticed that the most successful and hot women I know are very mean to men and very kind to women.

No. 2286576

>>2286556
Based, I wish I could be you. I can never think fast enough to say anything intelligent or cutting.
On a positive note even though my boss is a man, the rest of the people I work with are almost all women anyway. There aren't many men in my daily life, it's pretty great.

No. 2286598

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was playing skribbl and someone drew this for "cheese" and drew the cheese last smh

No. 2286641

I have 3 papers to write that are worth most of my grade, 2 are due next week and I can't bring myself to care at all

No. 2286658

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At work, playing with husbandos on company time, talking about random stuff with my coworkers and thinking about what else I'm supposed to do now.
I will make a list because I genuinely can't think of anything.

No. 2286662

>>2286598
I'd forgotten about this game for years. Thank you for reminding me.

No. 2286695

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I just got the Glinda's pink potion drink from starbucks. It's really good.

No. 2286696

>>2286598
Huge pet peeve of mine in skribbl and drawbest. I down arrow the try hards and watch them seethe sometimes they actually complain

No. 2286702

feeling malicious. feeling like fucking someone over just because i can

No. 2286766

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Just witnessed my gecko step on his logs of pee and poo like 3 times. All moids, regardless of species, are the same: disgusting. but "he's" unsexed so I actually don't know if he is truly a he kek

No. 2286812

>>2286598
kek sorry that's hilarious

No. 2286821

>>2286598
what did you expect they're Tron Art, Tron on the other hand…

No. 2286839

Tarot readers feeding my psychosis fr while I'm trying to get it under control, this struggle will never end

No. 2286852

>>2286521
Holy shit I was clearly shitposting in that thread but I knew there was something fucked about those videos, reminds me on how much commiebros were praising those indian pool videos and then it turned out to be completely fake kekkkkk

No. 2286855

>>2286839
You need to seriously just dump him kek

No. 2286862

>>2286852
This happens quite a lot with "cute" animal videos.
Back to frogs, there's a video floating around "frog lover" communites with a hundred or so frogs in a very cramped water pool jumping at a human's hand. It's portrayed as something cute "hehe stupid froggie mistaking hands for food" but it's actually a frog slaughterhouse, hence the extreme cramping and the animals over-reacting to visual stimuli (underfeeding, likely).
Same with the "pacman frog cute scream" videos.

No. 2286868

>>2286862
you'd like reading about "ethical exif" if you haven't heard of it
https://petapixel.com/2018/07/16/ethical-exif-ee-for-wildlife-photos/
it's really just one guy doing it but it highlights this very problem and I actually think it should be legally required by all cute animal accounts online, sick of this shit

No. 2286971

I used to use vpns on everything when I was in my internet paranoia era and it was nice until I'd post something here and then get a ban message for something some trolling moid wrote. Random memory of the day. It ended when the app started charging, sadly.

No. 2286976

Tried to look for this fanfiction I read when I was 10 on fanfiction dot net and it's gone. There goes my chance of a random nostalgia trip. I'm sad.

No. 2286990

I am now using jungle theme I forgot themes were even a theme. Also I beat Donkey Kong Country last night, loved how it fakes you out at the final boss battle. I was lowkey disappointed the game was over

No. 2287019

I thought I was just jealous when I noticed I hated all of my friends' partners, but I also didn't want to date them or wanted what they had, so I was confused. Well, turns out it wasn't jealousy, just they had shitty partners who eventually warranted a breakup. Two of those friends currently have new partners and I'm happy and supportive, so my confusion is lifted.

No. 2287115

>>2286868
What I will never understand is, where do we draw the line on how much stress is immoral for any animal to undergo? Like, if your goal is the absolute least amount of suffering, isn't it more moral to murder all cats until they are extinct? Because all cats murder, and they do it for fun, and they often torture and play with their prey before killing it. So if it is so immoral to do something like stress a snake out for a photograph, then it is our moral duty to not stress the snake out. But taking that to its conclusion, it is also moral to remove as much animal suffering as possible, and so to extinct predators, especially ones like cats that kill inefficiently and that play with other animals' lives before killing them.
But obviously, that is completely ridiculous. That natural interactions between species are not only normal, but are a polishing tool used by evolution to determine if a species is fit for its environment. But I also agree that you shouldn't walk outside and stomp any animal you see to death, because that's immoral as well.

No. 2287202

Told my supervisor I was stepping away to get water. Really I was stepping away to get a big hunk of sharp cheddar cheese. Hehehehehe.

No. 2287246

>>2286976
Didnt you bookmark it with your old ffnet account? Sometimes I go back and read ancient fics for nostalgia's sake even if they aren't very good anymore

No. 2287251

Nonnies, what are some positive ways you spend your free time? University stress has taken me out of a happy place because I get so fatigued from final essays I just wish to consume media, but all I have had the habit of consuming is gossip or true crime and its taking a toll on me. I am struggling to get back to things like meditation and walks, what things can create joy and inner peace? Puzzles? Things I can do with my hands? Fairytale films?

No. 2287262

>>2287251
>I just wish to consume media
>consume media
Get out of this mindset, ASAP. This phrase reduces all art to milch. Is going to an art gallery and admiring the paintings and sculptures just "consuming media?" Is watching classic films from auteur directors just "consuming media?" Is dancing to exciting music and feeling the rhythm in your soul just "consuming media?" Framing all these things as mindless consumption is just a way for anti-intellectuals to debase those that enjoy the arts.

No. 2287265

>>2287262
Ah nonnie I’m sorry, I just meant in my free time I’ve been consuming mindless media akin to junk food because I’ve been so anxious, stressed, and hard working otherwise. I do enjoy the arts, but I am someone who struggles with doing things I enjoy and I am just looking to break this habit I have formed is all. I simply meant now that I will have more control and time, I’d like to stop automatically going to things that upset me because its quick dopamine for my brain.

No. 2287267

>>2286976
I used to read Michael Jackson fanfics on there KEK

No. 2287268

>>2287251
I had the same issue, try learning a language. It's easy to get into routine with it- the "dead" times where you'd normally start doom scrolling open your language study tools instead. Plus after a while, you can start reading/listening to stuff in your target language and that's super fun

No. 2287270

>>2287251
Crochet or knitting. One, yarn is surprisingly cheap, a ball of cotton yarn from Walmart is $2, or a higher quality cotton yarn from Hobby Lobby is $2.49 on sale. Two, easy to completely lose yourself in the stitches while also watching something relaxing like a video of someone walking the English countryside. Three, make dish washing clothes and give them away as gifts for Christmas. Your broke college friends will love having them because then they won't have to spend money on buying plastic sponges.
You can also try quilling, which is the art of rolling paper into little patterns and then making a picture out of it.

No. 2287275

>>2287251
instead of consuming art, why not make it yourself? if you've got the skills to do so, i would suggest doodling, sketching, painting, sculpting something tiny, and so on. when i have some moments to myself between the stress of university, i just go and paint something. it really helps to de-stress and i always feel super proud of my growing skills. plus, it exercises the brain when you sharpen your skills like this, which is just what you need for your school work. if art isn't for you, you can try writing, taking up a musical instrument, or even help someone build something like a bird house or fixing something in their homes.

No. 2287280

>>2287275
NTA, but how would you advise a retarded anon who wants skills and does not have them. And also can you explain in a way that an autistic idiot could understand. To clarify, I would like skills because doing things sounds fun, but I am a retarded autist.

No. 2287288

>>2287275
I stopped doing all of these things years ago. I think part of it is just fear, and feeling like its useless now. Thank you nonnies for inspiring me to get over this and giving me ideas. I guess this problem is larger than I thought

No. 2287588

>>2287115
>Like, if your goal is the absolute least amount of suffering, isn't it more moral to murder all cats until they are extinct?
>But taking that to its conclusion, it is also moral to remove as much animal suffering as possible, and so to extinct predators
This is a strictly utilitarian mindset and it is not compatible with animal ethics. Besides that, predatory animals usually have an ecological niche barring edge cases of "invasive species" (cats, rats, pigeons, other animals) which are always caused by human involvement.
>So if it is so immoral to do something like stress a snake out for a photograph, then it is our moral duty to not stress the snake out.
Yes.
>That natural interactions between species are not only normal, but are a polishing tool used by evolution to determine if a species is fit for its environment.
I would argue that humans have already broken all "natural" evolutionary rules for not only themselves but for other animals as well, for example, selecting cows so that they produce much more milk than is needed to feed to their calves, resulting in grotesquely distended teats which do hurt if not milked - that's the entire goal of (factory) farming. Pugs and other "decorative species" are another widely known example of artificially bred animals deeply unfit for wild, natural survival.
>>2286868
Thank you for sharing this. I hope this or similar initiatives would get more wide adoption, too.

No. 2287688

>>2287251
Cross stitch! It's a pretty cheap hobby to get into and it's extremely easy - if you can draw an X, you can cross stitch, you're just doing X's over and over with thread and needle. I like to watch tv while I do it, so you can still consume media, but perhaps try something more healthy instead of things like true crime (or even just listen to music while you do it, or enjoy it in silence!). I second the other anon who suggested crochet, that is also very fun and relatively cheap. It's really fulfilling to make things with your hands and learn a skill, and both these hobbies, once you get the hang of them, are good things to do with your hands while you watch or listen to something else.

No. 2287731

>>2287246
No it got deleted and scrubbed clean off the internet

No. 2287898

>>2287280
NAYRT but the only way to develop a skill is to pick something you want to learn, or be good at, and work on it. Look up beginner tutorials online. Follow along. It's ok if yours looks terrible, that's part of learning. Look up tutorials for anything you struggle with. Literally just keep practicing. You can do this nonna, I believe in you!

No. 2287901

I feel like I'm turning my main source of social media into LC only

No. 2287946

>>2287588
Thank you for answering.
>This is a strictly utilitarian mindset
Which is the same thing that people who think that we should never pick up a frog have.
>and it is not compatible with animal ethics.
Can you explain why exactly?
>predatory animals usually have an ecological niche
Humans are predators, therefore if other predators are moral in engaging in natural predatory behavior, it is also moral for humans to engage in their predator behavior. Besides, although a cat is an invasive predator in most of the world, it still displays the same behaviors in its natural habitat. It still plays with its prey and tortures it before killing it.
>artificially bred animals deeply unfit for wild, natural survival.
I would argue that when it comes to animals, humans have not broken anything "evolutionary", because we are part of evolution. Evolution selects for the fittest, and we selected for what fit into our environment the best. A pug is no more suited for living outside a city than a panda is suited for living within one. In fact, a panda cannot survive in any habitat outside its extreme ecological bamboo forest niche. Yet you wouldn't say a panda is unsuited for natural survival.
I'm sorry, but I don't think your argument is consistent. Either it's all okay, and therefore fine as a natural human animal to poke a snake, or else it's not okay, and a predator such as a cat is an "evil" creature that we should morally eliminate to reduce suffering.

No. 2287957

>>2287901
Kek same. To me it's been the only place I can say my opinions without getting dogpiled by trannies and the handmaidens who love them. Love you nonnas.

No. 2287960

I'm doing wfh today and I don't have a lot of work to do today because I did most of my work earlier. I'm considering keeping my computer turned on and doing housework today.

No. 2287979

>>2287251
Playing Sims. If you’re going to get it learn2anadius

No. 2288074

>>2287960
gahhh. I'm jelly. I also work from home but I'm essentially working for a call center so I have to be logged in for 8 hours a day because you never know when some mf is going to call

No. 2288200

I'm starting to only do things for the result. Eating just to fill my stomach so I don't die. Working just for money. Sex just to orgasm. It's probably a sign of depression or trying to cope from such but I honestly don't mind. I spend my other time doing things I genuinely enjoy.

No. 2288226

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i miss him…

No. 2288231

Was gonna break my diet and have frozen pizza for breakfast today, but I saw a tweet about some fat moid singer/rapper saying that he's a "tragic figure like Elliot Smith Amy Winehouse but instead of drugs and alcohol, he overdoses on chicken wings". Made me realize I never want to be looked at like that. So now I will be having eggs, yogurt, granola and fruit.

No. 2288235

>>2288231
Literally me but instead of scrotes and chicken wings it's old lolcow sperging about nasolabial folds and I chuckle a bit and then continue eating healthily with reduced salt.

No. 2288244

>>2288235
oh god. the nasolabial folds. I quit drinking partially because I can see the seething comments in my head that i've read on lolcow

No. 2288248

>>2288226
Wtf is that thing

No. 2288250

>>2288248
pop smoke. RIP legend

No. 2288282

A friend messaged me to ask how I am after a year or two of silence. We live very far apart so I'm unlikely to see him again and I know he doesn't find me attractive so I'm just waiting to see if he tries to get me to buy NFTs or something. I want to believe it's a genuine friendship message but it's really been too long for that, I'm not that interesting, there must be an angle.

No. 2288371

I don’t know what to cook, I hate this!! My mom was right in saying that having a menu each week helps, sorry mom, you were right kek.

No. 2288378

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sometimes i consider posting in some advice or beauty thread about my eyebrows and how i should shape them but then what if nonas call me an eyelashlet eyebrow chad?

No. 2288391

I fell down the stairs for the first time earlier and my ass still hurts.

No. 2288392

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Anon with the cancer sick friend again, I promise I DO come in here to post a lot about other stuff too, I just don't wanna bother my irl friends too much with my pointless word vomits kek.
Invited her to my birthday party this past weekend, I expected her to say no but I wanted her to know she was welcome. She replied that some people are worth the risk and that I am one of those very special people, so she would try. It took me almost an entire day to reply because I would tear up whenever I opened up the message.
Sadly she didn't turn up, but I really didn't expect her to either (she messaged me today and apologized, I told her she honestly don't have anything to apologize about and that I'm really just happy she gave the possibility a thought). I had also sent out a message to people that someone with a compromised immune system would possibly come so "party like it's 2020", which sadly meant a lot of people opted to stay at home due to a nasty cold that is running in my town right now. I'm sad it meant just a few friends turned up, but I'm happy it meant that people respected the situation well enough to know to stay away a couple most likely just used it as an excuse to not go, and I don't blame them - my lazy ass would probably have done the same kek and everyone that did come made sure to wash their hands properly when they came in just in case.
I still had a very good time, got too drunk on wine and spent the day after reflecting on what I said during the night, since I felt a couple of those nights showed where I am mentally right now and how I should better my mindset. Everything is okay!

No. 2288394

>>2288378
Unrelated but I love this image. Peak old nostalgia.

No. 2288407

It's early morning and there's a weird bird with an earsplitting high pitched call somewhere close to my house. Probably in the front yard tree.

No. 2288421

>>2288407
Such an auspicious sign, you are fortunate.

No. 2288423

>>2288421
I'm not too sure about that, but thank you, I appreciate the sign kek

No. 2288432

Praying that my sore throat is me actually getting sick and not just me being tired, so I get an excuse to work from home tomorrow because I'm so tired. Nobody would really mind either way, but I'm still a trainee so I wouldn't feel right to work remotely this early on. I've also gotten invited to celebrations/after works the entire bloody weekend so I'm feeling overwhelmed.

No. 2288475

My inner monologue is in the same voice I read lolcow in. I haven't been here as often recently and the voice is much nicer. This might be a sign

No. 2288481

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I've broken free of the first chain that binds me.

No. 2288483

>>2288481
So proud of you.

No. 2288487

>>2288481
What browser are you using now?

No. 2288488

>>2288483
It's unfortunate that there's no alternative to youtube so I can't be completely free smh
>>2288487
Firefox

No. 2288491

>>2288488
Make sure you go through your computer. Even after uninstalling it, Chrome will still leave a lot of bullshit files behind.

No. 2288493

>>2288488
Were you able to import your data from Chrome into Firefox easily?

No. 2288494

>>2288392
you sound very considerate and like a great friend. your friends are lucky to have you nona

No. 2288497

>>2288493
Yeah it's super easy, firefox opens the import data screen right away after install. Took less than a minute.
>>2288491
Yep, going through it right now.

No. 2288498

>>2288493
NTA but yeah, it's very easy to make the switch. Firefox will import all your bookmarks from Chrome, and I think passwords too. Firefox is by far the best browser right now. It runs so smooth and fast, and it takes so little space on your PC.

No. 2288499

>>2288378
welp i tried posting in /g/ and got accused of being a gay man larping. idgi…think maybe i'll just stay over here from now on kek.

No. 2288545

>>2288499
huh? did you mean to reply to another post? >>2288378 is me nonnie

No. 2288584

How do artists render backgrounds. Very cool, very talent. I can't render backgrounds.

No. 2288587

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Queen Never Cry

No. 2288590

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>>2288587
that's why she had to die, she wasn't worthy

No. 2288597

>>2288590
She was worthy. An icon.

No. 2288637

I find it funny asking a subreddit mod a question when I have an autogenerated username like "Illustrious_Minenumber" (why are the words illustrious and pomegranate so common) and they call me by the noun part of the username to address me. It makes sense but I'm always like "Guess this is my new name now".

No. 2288642

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nonnies i cant believe it took me so long but i finally made a bookmark containing the threads i am allowed to lurk, one hour each evening! i would just get bored, open up the farms, and go to x hate thread, or celebricows, or bad news stories and i couldnt figure out why, it made me feel so terrible each time yet i felt like i had no control, it was some odd quick dopamine and i grew used to that negative feeling.

i discovered that m has so many good threads, that there are so many threads for hobbies i used to have…i feel like ive uncovered a secret side of lolcow that my chimpie brain couldnt bear to seek out due to the fear of joy itd bring.

i named the folder "barn" and i am excited to scroll with intention from now on. also we need a fairytale image/media thread but that may fit into an existing one

i could host movies, too! oh this is exciting. having the courage to drop the restraints of negativity is delightful. one step at a time nonnies, the best of my mundane life is near

No. 2288690

>>2287251
I recently did some puzzles just bc they were cute and I wanted to hang them up, and the process was surisngly addicting, fun, and relaxing. Putting on some nice tunes while I did them was perfect. I feel like the low-effort "problem solving" was good for my brain too kek

No. 2288896

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I wonder when my effort will pay, or if its ever going to pay.

No. 2289047

I hate having to waste time in my life eating and sleeping. Why can't I just take my energy from the sun and earth so I have more time to do what I want.

No. 2289080

saw a guy on youtube make a flatbread on his campfire, it was 1 am but i went to the kitchen anyway and also tried frying some flatbread and it was soooo bad lmao it's dry and solid like a cracker

No. 2289136

Blind boxes are such a ludicrous scam, I mean do what you want but I've been trying to find a series that justifies the price in both popmart and kikagoods and it just doesn't seem worth it. I guess it helps you feel something if you have money to burn and don't feel guilt hoarding mass produced plastic but… popmarts are so ugly im sorry

No. 2289147

I am filled with strange cuteness aggression towards everyone right now. I want to hug everyone and squish their cheeks.

No. 2289150

>>2289136
Pop marts are ugly and uncreative. Blind boxes aren't worth it. Show me what I'm getting so I don't get disappointed when I blow $80 on a figure I don't want.

No. 2289153

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>>2289150
Yeah and then out of every 100 there's maybe 15 you genuinely really like but you aren't gonna get them until you spend all your money and feel intense post dopamine regret

No. 2289168

>>2289136
theyre just irl gacha kek retards getting ripped off 10 dollar figures for 50$ is funny as hell

No. 2289174

I asked an artist friend how she draws fabric folds. She replied that she doesn't, so that's why she draws backgrounds and animals instead. Kek.

No. 2289180

>>2289150
I just get the one I want from eBay, when someone already opened it and you know what you get. the blind boxes have existed since kindereggs

No. 2289186

>>2289174
Same. I deard everytime somebody wants me to draw clothes. I have two pictures i gotta finnish soon with suits, it's going to look retarded but it's their loss, they knew i don't usually draw cothes.

No. 2289202

>>2288896
damn, he really fell off after Eurovision huh

No. 2289209

>>2288642
Changing patterns and working on yourself, I'm proud of you nonita.

No. 2289302

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I got something similar to picrel as a gift and it's supposed to be a purse but I couldn't treat that like a purse. It's a plushie but it's a baby. I will remove the strap/chain, put it on my bed and love it like a child instead.

No. 2289313

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i'm noticing, my mother responds to me quicker if i "dull" my voice or lower the pitch of it when calling for her, interesting

No. 2289324

>>2289302
nonnie you need to unchain her as soon as she arrives the pearls next to her eyes are tears brought on by her suffering

No. 2289327

>>2289324
Kek I feel terrible thinking about that. I have unchained her. She sits as my new adoptive daughter on the bed now.

No. 2289342

>>2289302
Female autism, the good ending

No. 2289375

I've started to parrot alliteration with the word "baby" just to annoy people. It's cute. Baby bunny. Baby bird. Baby… bee? Baby… blob?

No. 2289479

>>2288407
One day later, and it's causing a racket today again.

No. 2289487

my Spotify wrapped is going to expose me as a weird al fan

No. 2289666

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I finally bought some cateye polish, It's so pretty! I'm excited to paint my nails with it.

No. 2289679

>>2289666
ah so cat eye means it catches the light nicely? I love it! It looks like something a glamorous witch would wear, and it would glow as she's using magic

No. 2289683

>>2289666
oh nice! I got that exact shade from their black friday sale

No. 2289685

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>>2289679
I think so. The glitter in the polish is magnetic, so you can move it around to make all sorts of designs. picrel is another example of it. I totally agree with the witch vibes.
>>2289683
I actually got the polish from a different brand, that pic is just the closest and nicest I could find to the one I have.

No. 2289688

Just saw people talking about LC on Roblox. Ugh.

No. 2289692

>>2289688
Oh fuck no

No. 2289695

Got some free time, sitting in a barely furnished room with really good acoustics and echo I like, pull out some karaoke tracks to sing along to, instant regret because my voice is dry, quiet and sucks anyways. Night ruined.

No. 2289697

>>2289688
What, they must be fucking thirteen year olds.

No. 2289700

>>2289692
>>2289688
KEK I read this exchange and then my farmer friend sent me a screenshot of your posts 30 seconds after.

No. 2289807

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I will be nice to newfags. I will help them integrate. I will not reply with aggression. I will not post negativity. I will be the change I want to see on lolcow dot farm.

No. 2289871

>>2289688
What were they saying?

No. 2289891

>>2281258
I want to know who the mythical piss woman is so badly

No. 2289899

>>2289807
I WILL BE NICE I WILL NOT INFIGHT I WILL NOT REPLY TO BAIT.

No. 2289911

>>2289688
post caps if you have them

No. 2290202

>>2289697
i think adults that play roblox prefer even younger

No. 2290228

I have this old but REALLY good office chair and… I think the seat smells like my vagina… I always get self conscious when people come into my office, like, does it smell like "me"? Am I paranoid? I never sat on it without at least undies and shorts.

No. 2290239

>>2290228
if its the old ones then it defs smells like vag, i used to sit in underwear on mine until i realized all my pussy juices soaked in the chair. It used to smell rancid. Sorry for TMI kek

No. 2290337

I'm currently eating melted ice cream with strawberries. The strawberries are cooked so they look like andd have the texture of menstrual blood clots, but it doesn't gross me out. If I wasn't disgusted by vomit and didn't have an awful memory, I would've been a great doctor.

No. 2290454

saw blade runner for the first time the other night and was disappointed. didn't liked it. don't understand why a lot of people shill about it being a good movie.

No. 2290500

>>2290454
I agree it is overrated

No. 2290513

>>2290454
I used to like it back when the cyberpunk aesthetic wasnt everywhere. Nowadays i cant stand cyberpunk anymore, i grew to despise it.

No. 2290640

My kitchen sink is making a gurgling/bubbling noise for some reason. Weird.

No. 2290643

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Trying to keep cool and not shit up /m/ too much as the only anon who is actively talking about the series I just finished.

No. 2290656

>>2290643
life is too short

No. 2290787

I want to have short hair or a bob but my hair is really thick so i know it will just end up looking like a helmet yet i keep saving pics of cute hairstyles

>>2290643
Which series nona? Ill listen to you sperg

No. 2290789

>>2290787
i don't know much about hairdressing, but wouldn't a good hairdresser be able to cut your hair in a way that doesn't lay like a helmet?

No. 2290872

I dropped my airpod case on the floor on accident and it hit my metal desk and flung up in the air and opened and one airpod hit me in between my eyebrows and the other went down my throat. I can't make this up. Thankfully my actual throat was blocked (don't know how to explain it)and it just fell on my tongue.

No. 2290990

>>2290787
I love bobs. There are so many different types though. Post a picture

No. 2291003

>>2290787
>My hair is really thick
Why don't you just get layers? There's a special type of scissors that they use for thick hair, when they cut the hair with them it thins out. I'm not sure how to call the tool in English.

No. 2291121

>>2290872
damn your airpods are out to get you be careful

No. 2291143

I'm really happy that Cat Marnell has two years sober. If she can do it, anyone can. I first discovered her writing while I was up at 4am tweaking on adderall as a college freshman , im still abusing adderall 6 years later and feel deeper in addiction than ever so seeing her describe two years of sobriety as "I sit down to do my work and I get it done, like its Nothing. I eat three meals a day and it's Nothing. It's emptier than the shelves I keep clearing, because I feel like stuff is closing in on me. It's just… Nothing." is really beautiful. I can't wait to start working towards not being incredibly overwhelmed and emotional about everything.

No. 2291203

I'm going to try those survey websites again to make some extra money, hope it works out. The last one I tried was shit so I hope this one is better.

No. 2291238

I have an outside cabinet where we store a bunch of cleaning chemicals and other shit and I forgot to fully close it yesterday. Today I found the bag of rat poison torn and partially eaten. I'm 99.9% it was a cat that did it since we have a lot of strays around here but there was one in particular that liked checking everything around the house. Thank god my own pets didnt eat it but I feel like I indirectly gave the cat a slow painful death and I can't do anything about it.

No. 2291266

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In one of my courses I'm learning pedigrees and when reviewing them and finding out if the trait is X-linked recessive/dominant is seeing if the affected father gives it to the daughters then it's dominant, and if the affected mother gives it to the sons then it's recessive. One of acronyms is Father Daughter Dominant (FDD) and to remember it I connect it with DDLG, and the Mother Son Recessive (MSR) I connect it with specifically the femdom thread

No. 2291270

>>2291238
did the bag have tiny pin pricks like when a cat chews on something but doesn’t tear it? or was it like chunks torn off because it may have been a squirrel especially this time of year. it’s unlikely a cat would do that

No. 2291323

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I quit social media and I feel so fucking happy. I don't have online friends anymore, aren't in any discord groups, don't follow fandom drama and don't give a shit about flavour of the week anymore. I've never been more isolated but somehow I feel less lonely than before. I only browse LC, YouTube and some 4chins video game generals. I genuinely feel like this has healed me mentally in many ways.(ai art outside of containment thread)

No. 2291435

Every loser moid I've ever talked to has bitched about the way I look at him kek it's just a neutral expression with a slight squint but it makes them feel like shit for some reason

No. 2291499

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I have only had my braces on for a few months and they're almost perfect straight now. I literally thought I would need to have a tooth pulled or something to make room but now I've actually got a gap. The gap will eventually close but it's just insane to me how I went from overcrowded bottom teeth to having a whole gap in there.

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Ever since I found out you are ranked by xp in Duolingo it's made me feel extremely competitive. All I want to do is go home and crush out a few lessons and gain xp and beat everyone in my league

No. 2291558

I forgot to turn on my pets lighting and heat lamps before taking a nap earlier. He was probably wondering why the sun hasn't been out in like 16 hours. I just told him that it was really cloudy today.

No. 2291608

>>2291499
woah those are pretty cool results. that kind of makes me want to get braces lol

No. 2291611

>>2291533
what language are you studying? are you having fun with it?

No. 2291615

i have to lock my cat in another room when i eat because it won't stop trying to eat my food anyone else's pets do this or are yours normal. i swear i feed this cat a lot but it acts like it is constantly starving to death? i wonder why do some pets act like this but others dont.

No. 2291753

A woman my age came up to me in the store and asked me what the orange is in my cart. I told her it's a chocolate orange but she's like, no what is it, I've never had one. I told her what it is and she asked where to get it so I told her where. And one of the guys working there had a big black cowboy hat on for no reason

No. 2291860

My friend cancelled. I am going to watch the wild robot and eat burgers to cope.

No. 2291890

>>2291753
When I worked retail there was a sped who came to our shop about once a month. As his caretaker did the shopping he would talk to other customers and of course us, the employees. I think he was some flavor of autism because he would ask people what their birthday is, tell them what day of the week they were born on, and what day of the week their birthday will be that year. After this exchange he would fist bump you and go on his merry way. He was harmless but wholesome.

No. 2291917

>>2291890
wow I know an autistic man with the same type of birthday fixation. he also memorizes the birthday of everyone he's met. it's kind of cool

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>>2291860
ah shit it was so fucking cute! I am fuming that Moana 2 made more at the box office than this masterpiece. I am so tired of Disney/Pixar bootlickers when most non 2D movies they have made are absolute fucking garbage and they have been stuck to the same soulless formula for decades. Dreamworks might make corporate garbage like boss baby, but at least they put that money back in more experimental productions. Fuck Disney/pixar, seriously.

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How I’m sleeping tonight because I found out I passed the class I was struggling the most in. Thank god it’s all over!

No. 2291932

>>2291927
That's great news!! Congrats, nona!

No. 2291950

>>2291932
Thank u anon ♥ I hope you and every other anon has a great week!!

No. 2291972

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Learned today that an awful person from my past gained a ton of weight, looks hideous, got a divorce, and moved back in with her parents this past year. Feels good nonnys.

No. 2291998

I've had a lot of bad experiences with religion so I have a bit of disdain towards it but I find myself interested in learning about most religions, even if it's just the briefs. I might just do that

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Infinity nikki is stuck in checking resources fuckkkk i want to play my comfy adventure game

No. 2292008

>>2291972
may you thrive and may she struggle

No. 2292017

>>2291615
I've been around cats my whole life and I can confirm that most of them act like they haven't eaten in days even if it's only been a few hours since their last feeding.

No. 2292018

Why is pirating sims so hard, there's just too much shit to download and it still doesn't work

No. 2292023

>>2292018
Which Sims are you trying to get? Maybe I can help

No. 2292024

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Old Hollywood gossip is my latest hobby. The newer ones lack that mystique.

No. 2292032

>>2292023
Sims 3, that's nice of you

No. 2292035

>>2292032
for the sims 3 you can try the fitgirl repack
https://fitgirl-repacks.site/the-sims-3/
or the games4theworld repack,
https://games4theworld.org/downloads/ both worked for me and are clean installs based on the steam edition of sims 3 with all packs

No. 2292068

Moving to a new city means finding new food spots.. it’s been fun but I officially found the holy grail when it comes to milk tea. Had some of the best strawberry milk tea in my life tonight. My soul is nourished.

No. 2292084

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I love her.

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Gonna try making mulled wine and cozy up with picrel for my day off. Never made mulled wine before, so please wish me luck!

No. 2292370

Danger by the Pink Slips was in my Spotify shuffle the other day and it just sent me back to the time i watched Chambers and how it was one of the few series i was so invested in to finish just for me to check the reviews and see everyone agreeing it's the most garbage series ever made kek

No. 2292543

Processed meat is bad for you but it tastes good. I'll die quickly…

No. 2292706

Just put $15,000 in a registered account and bought some shares of ETFs and honestly… I still have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

No. 2293003

I tested out some wax strips on my arm and pulled one too hard and now there's a big bruise on my arm. Darn.

No. 2293082

I ate too much fried rice at lunch now my tummy hurts

No. 2293136

I keep making hot chocolate with brown sugar, lots of cinnamon, almond milk and homemade whipped cream. I love being American. Sure they have hot chocolate in other countries, but drinking hot chocolate wouldn't feel the same in another country.

No. 2293152

>>2293136
Homemade whipped cream is the best. The satisfaction of beating that heavy cream.

No. 2293188

>>2293152
Ikr? Once you have homemade whipped cream, the storebought stuff just tastes so artificial and also isn't as creamy. I can't even stand to think about the taste of Cool Whip anymore, it literally disgusts me. Homemade butter is really good too

No. 2293196

>>2293188
I genuinely wasn't aware of the existence of storebought whipped cream for an embarrassingly long time. Idk how to make homemade butter tho

No. 2293220

>>2293196
It's the same as making whipped cream, you just have to beat it for longer. Once all the fat clumps up, you rinse it off to get the buttermilk off so it doesn't spoil as quickly. Whenever I make butter, I like to put it in the Oui yogurt jars.

No. 2293228

>>2293220
Wait… I was told my entire life by all my family members if I beat it for longer the chemical bonds (or something like that) will break and it'll just turn back to liquid state. No way. I'm checking this out

No. 2293234

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>teach in an elite private college
>job is great but not rewarding
>autistic boy takes a shining to me and tells the special needs lead that he really likes me, my voice and enthusiasm and that im his favourite teacher
>feel slightly less like an irredeemable piece of shit husband-beating murderer

thanks, kid

No. 2293245

>>2293234
you killed your husband nonnie

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No. 2293264

>>2293234
Beating your husband is what makes you a good teacher.

No. 2293268

>>2293234
what was that last part????????

No. 2293277

I thought the computer science students don't shower meme was just a meme but a compsci friend took me to one of her lectures and I couldn't fucking breathe

No. 2293302

>>2293268
can't elaborate too much, my story is googleable from the details but i was never charged with any crime

No. 2293312

>>2293264
KEK this took me out

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No. 2293335

>>2293228
Please update us with your findings anon!

No. 2293338

>>2293302
You do know you're not supposed to admit to killing someone here? That's how you get your ass reported to the fbi

No. 2293340

>>2293338
Nonnie is not admitting anything

No. 2293353

>>2293340
I didnt know we had nona lawyers here too can you represent in a infight case I'm in?

No. 2293357

>>2293338
i called the police myself and told them i killed him and still nothing happened

No. 2293364

>>2293357
why did you do it

No. 2293368

>>2293364
i didn't

No. 2293371

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>>2293353
Yes nonna I just need you to sign a retainer. as you can see it’s very official. I am not a cat.

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No. 2293389

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>>2293371
I want that other anon perma banned and I want to have a gold star on all of my posts from now on, win me this case and you've got yourself a seal of anonymous approval for life

No. 2293396

I had vidrel stuck in my head but couldn't remember the title. I love how it was enough to google oo ee aa ee oooooee to find it immediately kek. Is Bokurano any good?

No. 2293400

>>2293389
Sorry but wanting the gold star on your posts would equate to personalityfagging so I have to throw out your case based on this information

No. 2293410

>>2293400
OBJECTION! YOU SIMPLY WANT A QUICK CASE, SCUMMY LAWYER! IT WOULD NOT CONSTITUTE AS PERSONALITYFAGGING IF THE POST WERE MADE UNIDENTIFIABLE UTILIZING AN ASSORTMENT OF SYNTAX AND DICTION ACROSS A VARIETY OF THREADS!

No. 2293411

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>>2293410
idroppd i dropped ahhh

No. 2293462

I burned my thumb on melted microwaved pan pizza cheese like a retard, and I ended up having to put aloe vera on it

No. 2293472

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>>2293410
>>2293411
Ms. Nonnie, it appears that you didn't only drop your image, but also your professionalism with your distasteful display. You seem to have forgotten this is a courtroom, not a playroom.

No. 2293479

>>2293396
I quite liked Bokurano, it has a calm serious feel to it and the clunkiness of the animation really works artisically IMO. I don't remember it ending on the strongest note but I found it well worth a watch.

No. 2293495

>>2293396
God it's been like 10+ years since I watched it. It's not great but it's imo definitely one of those "must see" animes that will stay with you in some ways. So worth a watch, but it's not something you really binge if you are like me and easily emotionally affected by some of the concepts it presents. But like what >>2293479 said, it doesn't end on a very strong note.
The manga apparently goes pretty damn deep into existentialism and humanity's place in the world, and the mangaka apparently hated the anime adaptation because it didn't go deep enough with it's philosophies kek

No. 2293517

I was at a concert and one of the interlude songs was the fucking Elfen Lied opening, it wasn't even a weeb event or anything.

No. 2293529

I got a new ceiling light a few months ago, and I think it's been making my breaker box overheat. Ugh

No. 2293561

>>2293517
This is so funny, please what concert?

No. 2293631

>>2293396
It's fine but the manga is better

No. 2293638

>>2293517
Lilium is such a good song so I can't blame them for that choice

No. 2293667

Gonna crochet a new hat and hopefully have it done by tomorrow morning. I need to make some gloves too, but another day. I might watch a gameplay of that Mouthwashing game I see everyone hyping up. It sounds interesting.

No. 2293677

>>2292024
Who killed Natalie Wood?

No. 2293682

>>2293638
lillium tricks you into thinking the rest of elfen lied is gonna be as good. the newgrounds flash based off of it was formative to me.

No. 2293700

Discovered a VA voiced 1 half of a ship I used to love as a kid, and he also voiced another half of my current OTP. What a small world. But it also gives me that "autism" moment of enjoying 2 things I like crossing over, sort of. If I could draw I'd probably make corssover art of these 2 ships.

No. 2293705

If you're a chain smoker you have no business being a food delivery driver.

No. 2293808

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It's silly but I decided to try a Discord server made for venting, just to air out my grievances and hopefully get some kinder advice (nonnas in the vent thread here can be weirdly hostile..) just to be told I have to wait 30 minutes after the last vent and I immediately stopped feeling upset and started looking at my screen like picrel. I mean, it worked I guess, now I can continue on with my day but I'm not using Discord again

No. 2293845

My mom makes the best fucking lasagna

No. 2293849

>>2293845
No she doesn't, I do.

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>>2293849
I’ll believe it when I taste it

No. 2293861

>>2293859
Cat either has a tough face, or is a massive faggot to take all those hits like that.

No. 2293873

>>2285513
>>2293845
my mom does. She adds ricotta. Does YOUR mom add ricotta? Faggot

No. 2293877

I commented on a tiktok of someone getting their car towed and said that I had my car booted in the same exact spot. Some random bitch tags me and the original girl in a video she made specifically for us to show us that there are obvious signs that we weren't allowed to park there and called us both idiots. Are people okay? Why do people act like this? I didn't even say there weren't signs I just said I got booted. Also I told a friend how it was crazy that Elon musk is elon musk and yet there are impoverished and famine people in third world countries. This philisophical bitch goes,"What makes you think Elon's life is better? He seems insecure and his life revolves around money and notoriety. Those people are probably happier than him." Electric chair.

No. 2293884

Why did I just wolf down this burger and fries so fast I barely had time to actually enjoy it. I deserve a re-do.

No. 2293889

>>2293873
She uses chives and cottage cheese, asshole. It's wonderful

No. 2293891

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>>2293873
Ricotta and the freshest of mozzarella faggot

No. 2293893

>>2293884
It's not lasagna so why are you even stressin.

No. 2293920

Why do my fingers smell like vagina even after I've washed my hands multiple times? My vagina smells really good and I've always been told good things by guys. But if I masturbate, my fingers smell strongly of it. My ex said his fingers smell for a few days too. Are our fingers just really porous or something? This doesn't happen with food or anything.

No. 2293928

File: 1733548458604.jpeg (124.58 KB, 1125x849, 69764AEE-40AA-45F3-AB98-B28B61…)

An online friend that I lost touch with got back in contact with me after almost five years. The time we spent together meant a lot to me then and still does now, I think of her often even so many years later. I’m so happy to know she felt the same way too.

No. 2293977

>>2293920
My fingers always smell like apple blossoms and sugarplums so there's definitely something wrong with your body. Perhaps a fungal infection of some kind?

No. 2293982

>>2293920
It's weird, this happens to me sometimes but most of the time not. Ask your gyno, maybe? And then report back on what she says. Or maybe I'll ask mine and get back to you in a few weeks KEK
>>2293977
Finally we've found you… main character chan…

No. 2293995

File: 1733555762718.gif (311.86 KB, 220x220, kekekekekeke.gif)

its racebaity as shit but the tyrone x nick fuentes sperging in the amerifag thread is making me kek

No. 2294003

Heard two owls hooting outside my window for a bit. Very nice 10/10

No. 2294043

File: 1733560100166.png (934.51 KB, 1280x1280, Dalepilled.png)

I was going through an old file and had this saved for some reason

No. 2294051

>>2294043
>dale!late and seeth troons

No. 2294053

>>2294051
KEK NONA

No. 2294055

File: 1733561443038.png (2.45 MB, 898x11941, 1000019488.png)

>>2294043
I remember

No. 2294062

>>2294055
Ah now I remember

No. 2294156

File: 1733571046907.jpg (497.45 KB, 1080x2340, 1000000270.jpg)

Wtf is this shit? 50$ for a god damn mug? It looks like those metal mugs too, which I always understood to be cheaper (coud be wrong). I was expecting the sweater to be like 80, so it being pricey isn't as much of a shock, still way too much, probably cheap as shit materials too. The only time I've seen mugs so expensive is if they're made by an expert ceramist. Anyways I will NOT be treating myself to this.

No. 2294157

>>2294156
is that with shipping? its 35usd when i check

No. 2294161

>>2285518
I think they’re toads

No. 2294167

>>2294157
I'm in canada, it's 73 with shipping kek. Honestly I didn't even think about currency bs, it makes a bit more sense now.

No. 2294172

>>2293561
It was the Alcest show in Paris, however the interlude songs rarely have much in common with what the bands are playing (especially in medium/big venues), there was a lot of rap and techno that night.
>>2293638
True that, outside of context it can pass off as some kind of opening song for a neoclassical dark darkwave album not unlike vidrel, but when you know you know.
>>2293682
Most fakedeep shit ever, the manga is even worse.

No. 2294235

File: 1733581541438.jpg (63.23 KB, 558x568, 6ed.jpg)

my gf came over and used my computer and i usually don't mind when she did that because i'm pretty sure there's nothing weird on my computer. but then just now she was showing a meme that i have saved and was asking me what does it mean. where the fuck did i even get this from. picrel.

No. 2294290

File: 1733584904286.jpg (211.95 KB, 736x952, 1000000313.jpg)

Going to the grocery store and PetCo. Do you guys want anything?

No. 2294293

>>2294290
Can you please pick me up some shredded cheese? Not cheddar, or at least blended with another type.

No. 2294295

>>2294290
some dark chocolate would be nice

No. 2294309

>>2294290
I really want some chocolate so I can make hot chocolate.

No. 2294454

File: 1733592176944.jpg (130.93 KB, 828x1012, 1000019353.jpg)

Consumerism won again this time.

No. 2294459

>>2294454
Disgusting transpecies plushie. I want to scream at it "You will NEVER be a rabbit!"

No. 2294467

File: 1733592564584.jpg (130.93 KB, 397x426, 1000019353.jpg)

>>2294459
look what you did.

No. 2294469

I know I'm an old but it's wild seeing some nonas here mention the years they were born, and realizing that they're the same ages of my 4th-6th grade students I taught 10 years ago

No. 2294489

File: 1733593171853.jpg (39.6 KB, 500x473, kissu.jpg)

>>2292342
Update: Mulled wine is so tasty! I brought a mug of tester batch over to my neighbor, and she really liked it. Then went home and drank the rest myself (it's non-alcoholic wine, so I got sugar high instead of drunk.) Forgot how good the game was since I last played it a couple of years ago. It has so much heart, and the narrator has fun with her lines, I love it. Okay, that's my mundane update, love you nonnas. Mwah!

No. 2294490

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I'm reading Chiikawa right now and some of the world building is unexpectedly dark lol.

No. 2294522

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>>2294489
So happy for you and your pleasant night nonny. You inspired me to make some wassail tonight while I watch shitty hallmark movies, thank you.

No. 2294546

>>2294522
Had to go look wassail up, it sounds incredible! Please report back with hallmark movie drama blessed nonushka and hope your night is smooth (was)sailing. kek sorry I had to

No. 2294715

Can't believe I started using TVTropes in like 2008 and I'm still going there in the year of the Lord 2024, not as often as before but as soon as I'm done watching a movie or playing I go read the TVTropes page, helps me a lot to understand things I missed also my husbando's death is used as the pic for a popular trope and it makes me very upset

No. 2294831

my firefox theme is so cute

No. 2294896

I fucking love the new catalogue

No. 2294899

Realized I've completely lost control of my snacks addiction lately. I promised some friends I'm gonna hold a girl's night in a couple of weeks, so no fucking sugar until then and figure out a plan afterwards.

No. 2294933

Had a random craving for a Thai tuna Starbucks wrap that was discontinued years ago but all copycat recipes said cilantro is a must and I didn't have any so I figured I'd just try making it after my next grocery trip. Not even an hour later my bf's mom showed up with a bit of groceries and treats for my cats and there was cilantro!

No. 2294977

I saw the ferrets at petco, and really feel bad for them. They were in a little glass tank with their poop piled in a corner. One really seemed like it wanted to interact with me. I hope the employees are able to let them out sometimes. There were less in there today than the last time I was at petco, so people must be buying them which is good.

No. 2295033

today i went to the movie theater and there was a fat guy fucking eating popcorn with his tongue like a lizard and making a mess. i am disgusted, why cannot men be normal. it's 2024.

No. 2295047

My bi brother told me to stop being sad about my break up cause I'm a good looking woman and my ex will struggle and then told me to get on tinder and use some men for fun and just use my womanly intuition to have fun and phone the cops if anything goes wrong. Kind of annoying because those type of women are why my ugly below my league ex had the gall to call me a user and a cheater but it's Christmas time so maybe I'll just get dressed up and go and flirt for drinks during this festive season then call my gay brother to pick me up. He already felt bad my ex ruined a concert on me and took me to the libertines for my birthday and it was amazing. Can't believe my bi brother is my gbf

No. 2295070

>>2295047
Tinder is a cesspool and hookup culture isn’t worth it when the scrotes don’t even make you cum. It gives easy access to men who don’t put effort , they won’t even take you on a date nonna, they’ll want to duck straight away kek , zero compliments too.

The only nice date I had was with this moid, he was handsome, knew many languages and a bit charming too. I spent like four hours (didn’t have sex or anything) and then we parted because he had to go to Milan , we chatted for a while and he had said that he wanted to to go out once more once he came back a week after, but he ended up not contacting me for the time or place when he came back and when I ditched him he said that he was coming in my city at midnight with some friends kek as if I was a random booty call. Went on some other dates but they were so mediocre and boring that I ended up deleting the app altogether.
Men on dating apps are not serious at all even if you’re pretty. I’d even say that their objective is to actually humble beautiful women, at least that has always been my impression.

No. 2295072

obligatory its my birthday post! happy birthday to me!

No. 2295076

>>2295072
Happy birthday nonnie! Hope you have a wonderful day! Have you planned anything?

No. 2295081

>>2295070
Like it’s not even fun to just go and pick drinks with scrotes either because they’re so surface level most of the time, they dump on you and they don’t even get questions. I feel like a therapist most of the time kek.
I have more fun with my friends or my mom, genuinely.

No. 2295097

I just heard my baby cousin say "let me lock in". You're like 5, what are you "locking in" to????

No. 2295105

>>2294977
nonny they probably died and got removed from the cage, sorry to say

No. 2295119

>>2295097
This is so cute kek

No. 2295127

>>2295070
I never want to use dating apps because men put on fronts but that's why my brother was like just use them for a free night of weed and fun then ghost. Which I've done before tbh. I have a very low body count for my age and looks probably because I treat myself like an exclusive once in a lifetime type deal.

No. 2295129

>>2295081
I genuinely do enjoy talking to strangers. At the libertines I got hit on so much and my brother was loving it because men were offering me coke but I hate cocaine so my brother was taking it lol. Some of the men were hot but I had a gay bf treating me like shite so I didn't even take any numbers.

No. 2295148

File: 1733611197522.jpeg (62.28 KB, 736x860, 7884CBBC-AF16-44D6-9642-2ED6BF…)

I don’t know anything about music and don’t listen to it. I am almost 30 years old and learned Bob Dylan isn’t a black man but a pasty white boy today. I’ve been picturing and thinking of Jimi Hendrix this entire time when people mention Bob Dylan….

No. 2295161

>>2295148
Not really related, but my work is now playing 80s music on the radio speakers, and it feels like almost every single classic fucking bop from that era was either released by a British singer or a British band. Why did the bongs dominate the 80s so much?

No. 2295218

>>2295161
Colonialism

No. 2295258

>>2295105
I doubt it. You're just a cyanisist

No. 2295264

>>2295148
How could you hear the name Bob Dylan and think he was anything but white?

No. 2295333

File: 1733614415881.webp (102.52 KB, 1428x1080, Bubbles'_Coloring_Song.png)

I've spent the entire day painting, drawing, coloring, and writing in my journal while watching old episodes of CSI Miami and eating homemade chocolate chip cookies.

No. 2295339

>>2295264
Idk. I assume it’s the same part of my brain that just assumed Elton John was a member of the Beatles. I never said I was smart nona.

No. 2295384

>>2295333
i love that, a whole day to chill and do creative things, i love that for you

No. 2295389

that is the 3rd fucking time my car has been hit from behind while i have been fully stopped at a red light. didnt get the license plate so fuck me. at least this time my back bumper was already cracked so the additional crack doesnt make it look any different i fuckin guess

No. 2295474

>>2295072
Happy birthday!!

No. 2295477

>>2295333
My mind read this in Bubbles' voice. So cute.

No. 2295660

For some reason in the middle of the night I always get super desperate for ways to make money. Last night I was making plans to get a pedicure today so I can start selling feet pics. I was going to make a reddit and everything.

No. 2295661

>>2295072
Happy Birthday, nonners!

No. 2295663

>>2295333
how do you let yourself do this nonnie? i spent three hours this morning doing nothing and it ruined the whole rest of the day for me, so much so that i didnt let myself do anything enjoyable because i couldnt transition into positivity. im so glad you could have such a lovely day, i feel ashamed enjoying myself, id love to learn what helps you?

No. 2295726

File: 1733627742617.png (731.52 KB, 999x630, New Project.png)

I try not to consoom but I've been putting a Mercari JP order together as a little treat. It's been a long year and the exchange rate is still pretty good

No. 2295734

>>2295660
Night brain makes you think so strangely. When I'm on the edge of sleep my brain gets really lyrical and starts making up music for no reason at all.

No. 2295742

>>2295663
NTA, but you should try feeling entitled to enjoying yourself. You are an extremely unique creature who happened to be born against all odds, and to spend your extremely limited amount of time on this earth slaving away in the name of "productivity" is an undeniable shame. Your ancestors would hate to see you not enjoy yourself after all the work they did to bring you here.
Also scrotes have no problem gooning all day and hyping each other up for it. I'm not saying we should all be scrotes, but at the very least don't let retarded moids enjoy life more than you because of unresolved guilt over watching movies or relaxing in bed and feeling good. What the hell is it all for if I can't lay in bed with my favorite blankets and doze.

No. 2295755

>>2295663
This makes me sad you are allowed to enjoy yourself and you can just exist you don’t need to be productive all the time you’re not a machine you’re a human being. You need balance, rest and play to function at your best

No. 2295764

>>2295663
I am pretty self-indulgent by nature, for one thing. I figured out long ago that am not particularly ambitious and have no intention of spending my life being "productive" and have worked to set my life up accordingly. At minimum, I try to begin and end each day doing something that I enjoy. In this case, I knew that I had completed all of my work for the week (I'm self-employed) and there was nothing that I needed to do today and also I don't have any hangups about housework or personal chores not getting done on a particular schedule. So I was able to relax and enjoy it in full without thinking about anything else.

TL;DR - I am a lazy slacker and have arranged my life so that I can lean in to this aspect of my personality. I wish I had something more profound to share with you, but that's pretty much it.

No. 2295772

Does anyone else go through phases with this site? Sometimes I am on lolcow all day, with ike 10 tabs open and stuff but other times, I only come here to read through 2 /snow/ threads and I TRY to go on other boards but I am like meh oh an on the days I don't read here a lot, im still on my laptop and hpone a lot because i am a loser neet dummy

No. 2295778

>>2295764
Ntayrt but you are such an inspiration to me, nona. As a fellow lazy retard who loves laying around all day, what do you tell yourself when you don't want to do stuff you need to do? Like the chores or cooking, things like that.

No. 2295796

>>2295778
I mean, what's the worst that will happen if you put off doing the laundry for another day or eat crackers for dinner tonight? Or even several nights in a row? My dirty dishes from baking my cookies this morning are still in the sink right now. I may wash them tonight in between CSI episodes, but I also might just do them first thing in the morning. I pretty much do all of my chores when I feel like it. If I don't feel like it at the moment, I don't do it. It helps, of course, that I live by myself. But, everything eventually gets done. My place is mostly neat and clean. I generally eat fairly healthful meals. I pay my bills on time. I support myself and have a good reputation in my work. The way I see it, I'm doing pretty good, and that's enough for me. I don't feel the need to make myself do anything.

No. 2295809

>>2295764
>I am a lazy slacker and have arranged my life so that I can lean in to this aspect of my personality
Based, I do this too. I only work 30 hrs a week at an easy job so I have tonnes of free time to get shit done AND slack off, I have a small, minimalistic apartment that's super easy and quick to clean, no pets or kids, only cook once a week for meal prep etc. I'm lazy but I still have my shit together because I make it so easy on myself.

No. 2295815

This has 3.5 million likes. How are people this fucking retarded and believe this is a real, unstaged video. I'm a literal idiot and even I know this is staged.

No. 2295820

>>2295809
What are all these easy jobs anons have? Another anon was talking about how her job is so easy she can get high at work and finish all her tasks before lunch, spending the rest of the day watching videos and dicking around. I want an easy job, damn.

No. 2295831

>>2295820
My uncle works TWO work from home jobs and is always able to finish both of them by the mid afternoon after waking up at 10am and gets paid very well.

No. 2295900

>>2295831
what r they



i like looking at myself in the mirror, im sexy(Integrate)

No. 2295923

>>2295831
Ayrt, I don't know what the other anon is talking about. I want to know what your uncle's jobs are.

No. 2296008

I want to know how many men use this site anonymously. Same for troons.

No. 2296035

>>2296008
If you follow the outlook of the 73 Theory, it's around 70% women, 15% men, 15% troons. The last category is 8% TIFs and 7% TIMs. That's back from 2021 though, so it might have changed since then.

No. 2296052

>>2296035
lc needs to start a verification procedure. Like when mercari makes you scan your face and drivers license. If you're not a woman your IP address gets banned. The thought of speaking to a troon on here is really upsetting.

No. 2296066

>>2296052
>Your IP address gets banned
This is meaningless. The majority of male-posters and troons rely on VPNs, which makes bans ineffective. The staff is hesitant to issue a ban on VPNs, for some unknown reason, and this hesitance enables trolls to spend hours and hours a day here flinging shit. Usually we can't discuss this outside of the /meta/ board, but ironically the last few days on /meta/ are a great example of how powerless the moderation tools have become in recent years. Right now that board features seemingly unending talk on killing dogs or cats, unending discussion on how Jewish people are evil, all while genuine concerns or questions remain unanswered. The moderation team is deeply unpopular with the user-base, more unpopular than they've been for years, and the tide is quickly turning on the current administration.

No. 2296073

>>2296066
I wish they weren't so oblique with the admin process. It just gets handed over behind the scenes from one ranom to another, and they won't even do townhalls. Someone needs to take one for the team like Null did, or at least do streams with a voice changer to respond to the community. Bet that's outside the tech abilities of current admin, oh excuse me, "cerbmin" though .

No. 2296099

today i ate so much raw garlic i burned my tongue a little bit and drinking water hurts now

No. 2296125

>>2296099
Hold onto your butt, you might be on a one-way train to Fart Town. I discovered this the hard way.

No. 2296151

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>>2296125
>its happening

No. 2296154

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i saw this on front page and bc my eyesight is shit i thought it was a bunch of dookie kekekek

No. 2296167

Nonnas I'm not the one who posted the other day (forgot which thread) about how my fingers reek of my vagina after going to town, despite it smelling neutral (even good) and me washing my hands multiple times. Today I baked cookies, and hours later my fingers reek of butter. I washed them multiple times. So I've concluded there's something wrong with my fingers.

No. 2296171

>>2296167
Anon I think that is normal…?

No. 2296186

>>2296167
use hand sanitizer or scented spray

No. 2296192

I hate nick cannon. I love Candace Owens.

No. 2296308

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I already spent 2 usd on this new gacha game. In my defense i am going thru shit irl

No. 2296318

Pretty sure I accidentally found a farmer’s xitter account and I love her I know we would be good friends. I just know she’s one of the nonnies I regularly talk to here but I will never cross the line, close the gap and break the sanctity of our farmer to farmer friendship

No. 2296346

scrolling through that one lolcow reviews thread and seeing people talk about "logging onto lolcow" made me kek but I also wonder what username and profile picture I and other nonas would use if we had to make accounts for lolcow

No. 2296353

File: 1733669867910.jpg (123.19 KB, 736x715, 1000092344.jpg)

I got my nails done and I love them so much, I think I'm addicted to getting my nails done, the feeling I have after they're done it's tye best shit ever.
The funny part is that I don't even get cool stuff, I like to get really simple stuff done.

No. 2296357

>>2296353
They look really nice!

No. 2296360

>>2296353
Not to sound weird but I’m jealous of your nailbeds.

No. 2296364

>>2296353
I’m convinced anons are the women I’m not cool enough to hang out with irl kek! Looks great

No. 2296365

>>2296360
That's not me in pic related nonnie, my nails are wider actually, which is funny because my hands are small.

No. 2296375

File: 1733670735656.gif (4.28 MB, 542x437, 1726127190553.gif)

>>2295218
banger colonialism

No. 2296405

File: 1733672262910.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1284x1274, IMG_8734.jpeg)

Nonnas which vintage coach bag should
I buy? Need something timeless and versatile and I can’t choose. I’m leaning towards the 5th

No. 2296419

>>2296405
Depends on your needs, how you’re going to style and use it. The one in the middle row to the far left would be cute for formal evening wear, the one in the middle on the bottom row is kind of ugly but it would be cute for a party look. Most of them kind of look like they’re for business/office so it depends on what you’re going to use it for (ahh being repetitive but yeah)

No. 2296420

>>2296405
Upper right, looks good wont get dirty easy plus lots of space

No. 2296425

>>2296420
Ntayart this choice too

No. 2296445

>>2296405
personally prefer the ones without the logo all over them so I would go with either 1, 3, or 6.
I think #3 looks the nicest that's what I would probably pick.

No. 2296460

>>2296405
top 3rd

No. 2296462

Thanks nonnas. Deciding between the third and the sixth. I don’t like loud logos but something about 2 and 5 are cute to me.

No. 2296464

>>2296462
*2 and 4

No. 2296470

I love my air fryer i used to hate cooking because i would burn everything thanks to having ADHD. Now i can sit and play vidya while my veggies are cooking.

No. 2296475

>>2296470
The humble air fryer is, no joke, the most game-changing invention for ADHD/ bitches ever, bar none. The air fryer does more for the ADHD community than Adderall and Vyvanse ever have and I mean this without an ounce of bullshit. No longer must we tolerate soggy nuggies and fries in the microwave nonas (we are obviously not using the oven)! Nutrition is finally in reach!!!

No. 2296485

>>2296475
…I might get an air fryer for myself for Christmas.

No. 2296495

>>2296470
>throws veggies in the airfryer because you’re too fucking lazy to turn on the stove, wait a few minutes and sauté it because of MUH HECCIN VIDYAAAA OHEMGHEEZ IM SOYINNN SO HARD OVER ROBOTS DOING COOL STUFF IN AN HOUR OF TIMEWASTING CONSOOMER BULLSHIT HOLY MUTHAFUGGIN SHEET MUH VIDYA FLASHING COLORS (integrate)

No. 2296498

I just apologized to a scrote that I ghosted a year ago because I was going through a hard time and he told me he doesn’t even know who I am or where he met me kek.

No. 2296502

>>2296495
hey don't bully her she has adhd kek

No. 2296506

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>>2296475
So true, i know that when i am hungry and feel lazy my air fryer got my back. I am currently making fries.
>>2296495
why do you type like those soypedos

No. 2296511

>>2296502
Only moid-brained women play video games and I bet it’s not even the best ones like the sims, she probably plays scrote shit
>>2296506
Ewwww no fuck you motheruckeerririrkrk(bait/integrate)

No. 2296515

why do attention whoring bitches who post bait have to ruin every comfy thread, cant you go to 4chan to make baity ragebait threads if you want dopamine

No. 2296519

>>2296498
>apologizing to a moid
ngmi

No. 2296522

>>2296498
Oof. Did you feel your female socialization hard nona? Unrelated but I did the same thing to an old moid friend, talked to him after a year and he said we were cool again, and then ghosted me instead kek. Probably because I asked if his girlfriend knew he was talking to me and he said no.

No. 2296526

so adhd havers are too retarded to use oven and stove properly? lol how insufferable. probably self diagnosed anyway kek

No. 2296530

>>2296485
You should! The difference in crispiness vs a microwave is noticeable. They're not terribly expensive either, a small one works fine if you're not making large meals.

>>2296495
Are you ok nona? There is no need to be this mad kek

No. 2296545

>>2296526
ADHD havers are actually too retarded to do the dishes kek, pots and pans can't pile up in the sink if they never use pots and pans.

No. 2296552

>>2296526
Why is this making you so upset

No. 2296556

>>2296526
You sound like you have aids

No. 2296566

>>2296526
I honestly wonder how in the fuck do you lose shit so often while having ADHD??? That’s just a sign of honest to god retardation

No. 2296571

>>2296566
Okay baiter 3000. It’s like 9 am here we’ve barely opened our eyes; give us a few hours.

No. 2296578

>>2296498
Why the hell would you ever apologize to a scrote

No. 2296582

It’s 11 am and I never went to sleep. I didn’t even try to I drank coffee throughout the night multiple times. I call this lifestyle “I’m barely hanging on” nonnas.

No. 2296589

>>2296578
Because I’m fucking retarded and continue to have empathy for all despite never being empathized with. I’m a people pleasing , desperate for love dumb fuck who needs to be lobotomized. I made my friend a 100 dollar gift basket for her birthday and she didn’t even wish me a happy birthday. I’m going to die alone and I need to learn to just say fuck it and be an asshole to people who very clearly use and abuse me and refrain from showing any emotion to self pleasing moids and dumb bitches alike. Oh shit I thought this was my diary.

No. 2296596

>>2296552
i'm just a hater. it's 1 am and i can't sleep

No. 2296598

>>2296495
>>2296511
>>2296526
>>2296566
What is up with this tard rage… Did someone hurt you nona? Perhaps a gamer with ADHD kek

No. 2296605

Doesn’t samefag mean someone is trying to pretend to be someone other than themselves to defend their argument and pretend like someone is agreeing with them? Doesn’t adding to your own comment because you have a new thought that relates to your original thought mean you’re double posting? This is how I’ve used both for years on here. Either multiple people are using samefagging here incorrectly or it’s one newfag.

No. 2296608

>>2296605
don't worry too much about it

No. 2296615

>>2296582
What's going on in your life to cause this?

No. 2296626

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No. 2296642

>>2296615
I’m suicidal

No. 2296652

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>>2296642
I'm sorry, anon, hope you have a peaceful sunday at least. I wish we could exist on this porch in some other dimension.

No. 2296658

>>2296642
Me too nonny, please try to remember we’re all here for you thou

No. 2296665

>>2296652
>>2296658
Thanks . It might be the sleep deprivation but this made me cry. I hope we’re all happy one day.

No. 2296711

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I finally knit a sock and got the construction right.. I'm not kidding this took me 3 months of trying different patterns and repeatedly starting over. It's not actually wearable because I knit it with the wrong yarn and needle size and didn't bother making it long enough but I'm still happy. I'm going to get nice-ish yarn next saturday to make a "real" pair of socks

No. 2296728

I can’t believe blind people exist. That’s so sad.

No. 2296730

>>2296582
Helium bag. Look it up, helium bag will be your savior. Research carefully on how to administer, I’m not going to be one of these people who tries to pretend life will get better because it likely won’t. Be very cautious when researching how to commit suicide, dying is actually very hard to do successfully when it’s intentional unfortunately(infighting/a-logging)

No. 2296732

>>2296730
This is so weird and fucked up to post. You disgust me.

No. 2296736

I have been using lolcor for a year now. It took me a few months of lurking to learn saging, or so I thought because a few of the posts I’ve made haven’t been redtexted. No, I have been putting “sage” in the subject line like a retard for 8 months. I’ve been more confident lately so have posted more and got redtexted multiple times, I realized my mistakes at last just now. I’m sorry for my non-milk contributions and retardation nonnas.

No. 2296745

>>2296732
If you’re truly suicidal then you would’ve known about that already, unless you’re just an attention whore who thinks she’s suicidal kek(infighting)

No. 2296746

>>2296730
You’re a cunt.

No. 2296754

>>2296745
I'm not the suicidal anon. You're reprehensible.

No. 2296778

>>2296745
Imagine accusing someone of attention seeking on an anonymous message board. Suicidal does not mean someone is ready to go and just waiting on a way to leave. It means juggling between doing it or staying for the sake of family, confusion about what comes next, etc. You sound like an edgy highschooler.

No. 2296787

>>2296730
Call up your mum and tell her "Yeah, today I told a suicidal person about how they can kill themselves!" Do you think she would be proud? You're defective and weird.

No. 2296796

>>2296746
How
>>2296754
You just said you were kek
>>2296778
>suicidal does not mean someone is ready to leave and finding out ways to do it
Uhhh that’s exactly what being suicidal means kek
>>2296787
You’re acting like she has no agency and if she does she’ll finally be free of her pain, unlike tards like you who think they should carry on with their lives with no guarantee of a bright or positive future, that is actually the most cruelest thing guilt tripping people to stay alive because it makes you feel happy not them. People are so fucking selfish(infighting)

No. 2296808

>>2296462
I prefer the 3rd (top right corner)

No. 2296816

>>2296796
You’re certifiably retarded. Neither I nor the anon you’re responding to is suicidal anon. Suicidal is contemplation as well as actively planning, dumb fuck. Suicidal ideation is fantasization. You’re either baiting or you’re just a psychopath.

No. 2296819

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No. 2296820

>>2296745
Suicidal ideation isn’t “oh I’m going to kill myself RIGHT NOW”. You can be suicidal and procastinate on it, ruminate on it, plan about it or even stop caring about your safety all together. You can be suicidal for years with no attempts either.

No. 2296827

>>2296820
Stop taking the bait, just report and ignore.

No. 2296829

>>2296730
Nonnita, you’ll most likely end up giving yourself brain damage, don’t listen to this bullshit please.
Seek help, get out of lolcow too at this point.
I was suicidal too, I still am sometimes, but you can learn to cope and process it, it doesn’t have to end.

No. 2296846

>>2296498
I hope you have learned your lesson from this and will never do it again.

No. 2296850

>>2296511
>>only moid brained women play video games
the fuck kind of bait is this kek

No. 2296857

>>2296846
I’ve done it like 3 times this year. I want love and acceptance so badly. But I’m done.

No. 2296859

>>2296820
I don’t really care
>>2296827
Why do posters like you always call certain uncomfortable viewpoints and opinions “bait”? It’s not bait, so shut the fuck up already and accept it like a grown woman, some people just straight up want to die and her not sleeping for hours is a clear sign that she wants to die.
>>2296829
Stop trying to shove your life-saving propaganda towards them, it’s hilarious that you think I don’t understand what that poster feels and honestly I would feel super fucking annoyed having others try to treat me like a child who needs to be held with kiddie gloves about some bullshit sanctity of life. If life mattered then so many wouldn’t be ignored, ridiculed, censored, and struggling and fucking powerless and helpless to do anything about it. Coping mechanisms taught in therapy is to ignore and escape, not face the legitimate reality of people’s situations, let her be suicidal and let her make that choice. Fuck off with your moralfaggjng

No. 2296878

>>2296859
Ntayrt. Bitch shut up and go wash your pussy or something. Get a job if your brain complies. You’re an awful person and if you can’t see that you’re a fag. Learn what suicidality means At least before baiting.

No. 2296879

>>2296859
>It's not bait
doubt.png

No. 2296886

>>2296515
I was just thinking about how this is the comfiest thread because it feels peaceful and there's hardly ever infighting in here. Go figure

No. 2296892

>>2296859
> REEEEEEEEEE end your shit or you’re an attention whore!

No. 2296899

>>2296589
just stop doing things for people or lower your expectations of others. no need to be so hard on yourself

No. 2296912

>>2296728
puts things in perspective, doesn't it? we have problems but at least we can see.

No. 2296917

The same rude delivery guy who aggressively insisted I give him 5 stars until I physically got my phone out and pretended to do so while he weirdly peered over me while loudly asking if I know how for way too long (despite my generous tip and direct instructions to leave the food outside my door) is currently delivering my food again.
Left a printer paper note taped to my front door to just pls leave the food below with a smiley face/thank you and down arrow pointing to the ground. I hope this retarded moid gets it.

No. 2296920

>>2296878
Suicide isn’t murder, shut already and go cry about it.
>>2296879
It literally isn’t
>>2296892
Pretty much. Attention whoring about suicide is useless, people don’t really care or don’t have the resources or empathy to help you so just consider the options of the end

No. 2296930

>>2296920
Wash your pussy

No. 2296934

>>2296920
The way no one said it’s murder. Get your brain checked.

No. 2296940

>>2296930
>>2296934
Can you two just stop engaging with the moid and report it?

No. 2296942

>>2296920
How is anyone attention seeking on an anonymous board? Scroll by retard lol

No. 2296944

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report and ignore bait

No. 2296957

>forced to care about others but nobody cares about me
What a retarded life and a retarded species

No. 2296959

Sometimes I can’t detect bait because some people are genuinely this disgusting. When I was contemplating suicide and admitted to a “friend”, they told me they could help me 4chan had really good methods.

No. 2296962

tranny jannies must be busy dilating

No. 2296964

>>2296957
What are you even talking about. Who are you responding to. You’re retarded.

No. 2296987

>>2296959
Then you truly weren’t suicidal, just an attention whore who’s normie life got slightly a little worst but there were still prospects for you. Many suicidal people actually want to die and feeding them false hope is wrong on so many levels(ban evasion)

No. 2296991

>>2296959
The bait is the moralfag who can't handle 11th grade "Death of a Salesman"-level discourse and is repeating "wash your pussy"

No. 2297001

>>2296991
I like how they were whining about the helium bag method causing brain damage but there’s way you’re supposed to administer it so it doesn’t do that. They don’t think suicidal people should have peace and happiness, they should just suffer trying to find answers and healing they might not even find at all.(ban evasion)

No. 2297003

>>2296987
You have no friends and no one who loves you. When a friend or fellow human being says they’re CONSIDERING (you seem to not understand the definition of that word), the right thing to do is at the very least try to listen and try to figure out ways of making things better. At the very least you ask them to give it some time. Who makes someone feel unloved intentionally? I’m done engaging because I’m 90 percent sure you’re baiting and or severely mentally ill, and I don’t fuck with degenerates.

No. 2297006

>>2297001
Why do you keep doubleposting and or samefagging. Collect your thoughts skidmark.

No. 2297011

>>2297003
That anon is not friends with suicidal-chan and this is an imageboard

No. 2297013

Just helped my grandma clean a little bit of a hoarder room that's in her house. I didn't expect it to be as bad as it was. We had to stop because there were too many trash bags and the dump isn't open today. Now I'm gonna take a shower. This experience taught me that, while I love watching Hoarders and those extremely dirty house cleaning videos, I cannot do that shit IRL. But I will help my grandma finish cleaning that room.

No. 2297021

>>2297006
Because it's a troll. When nobody responds to his bait, he just jumps on a different VPN and starts replying to his own posts to try and bait more people into joining his one-man infight.

No. 2297022

>>2296991
Death of a salesman! You’re so intellectual! > I watch things. I use the word discourse and think that means anything I have to say is automatically logical.

No. 2297028

>>2297011
I said a fellow human being. You skip words because you’re dyslexic or a faggot moid who spends free time in women spaces. Wash your dick if not pussy.(scrotefoiling)

No. 2297032

>>2297021
You right nonna.

No. 2297075

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>>2297032
>>2297028
>>2297022
>>2297021
Could it also be possible that the mundane thread on an anti-troon image board isn't a hugbox support group and that most other anons come here for exactly that reason?

No. 2297081

>>2297075
What in the literal fuck does this have to do with anything that has been discussed within the last half hour?

No. 2297086

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>>2297075
“Death of a moid possibly tranny baiter” discourse.(scrotefoiling)

No. 2297100

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I’m going to target today do you nonnys want anything?

No. 2297102

I still find it weird how pretentious and stuck up people in the black metal scene are, like even more so than most fans in other genres… even the elderly fans act like teenagers about it. I don't know how some things stay the same for decades but it's impressive.

No. 2297104

>>2297100
some fingers

No. 2297113

>>2297100
A rotisserie chicken. If you would be so kind.

No. 2297115

>>2297104
human?

No. 2297116

>>2297100
A vibrator and the ingredients to make a tiramisu.

No. 2297118

>>2297100
I'll take a treadmill and a can of beans

No. 2297120

>>2297081
Maybe the fact that no one wants to hear about suicidal ideation in the mundane thread?

No. 2297123

I really have to stop eating so much, but food is so good! And I love washing it down with ice cold water. So good!! I love being human!

No. 2297130

>>2297120
So then why do you keep talking about it? Why tell someone how to off yourself. You keep embarrassing yourself with your arguments. Seethe bitch, seethe. It didn’t even start off as nonna saying she was suicidal, someone asked why she was up at 11 am and why her life was so disoriented.

No. 2297135

>>2297123
Any moid that is spending their Sunday baiting is not even worth engaging with nonnas. Have some self respect and ignore.

No. 2297138

>>2297123
Currently eating really hot noodles with a glass of cold water as I read your post. Life can be really good!

No. 2297143

>>2297130
Nonna didn’t even continue the discussion. She just said thank you to two wishing her happiness. Then the school shooter offered their expertise.

No. 2297147

>>2297130
Nta but I don't want to hear about suicide at all, which is why I don't lurk emotional support threads or announce I'm suicidal on them >>2296642

No. 2297151

>>2297135
Was this replying to the wrong person or do you think I was baiting with that, is that bait? I'm just expressing the first thing that came to my mind as I ate my dinner
>>2297138
Sounds good, hot as in spicy or you just finished making em? Hope you enjoy, that would hit the spot right now. lol

No. 2297152

I noticed that lolcow is the most boring on Sunda-
>this thread
>the most recent 5 bumped threads on /ot/
Oh… this is where you all were…

No. 2297157

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>>2297151
Whoopsy daisy! I didn’t mean to respond to you. Enjoy your ice cold water, I’m drinking some as we speak.

No. 2297160

>>2297147
Invest in a bidet. I can smell you.

No. 2297162

>>2297147
ntayrt but i wish admitting that you're gonna kill yourself didn't immediately get written off as suicidebaiting, the idea of a nonny writing a post and then killing herself does make me scared and sad

No. 2297163

>>2297157
Will do, you enjoy it too lol

No. 2297171

>>2297162
I never said it wasn't genuine, I said I don't ever want to read about suicidal ideation on here. If I say why, I'll get banned for baiting apparently, so I guess I just care too much about it.

No. 2297175

>>2297162
I’m the original anon. I’m just contemplating right now. I know a way out and using a helium bag is retarded. I’ve been up just contemplating. Like another anon said I just don’t know if it’s the right thing to do even if I can almost guarantee life won’t get better. I’m thinking it’s best to take a gamble and stay considering I’m going to die eventually. I think at the very least I’ll stick around for my dad. He lost two children already. Don’t want to kill him in the process. Thanks for being concerned. I didn’t think it would turn into this considering I mentioned it passively and anonymously.

No. 2297181

>>2297175
If you're trying to avoid this in the future, I would just say "I'm not having a good week" and then everyone doesn't have to talk about suicide for hours. I genuinely hope you find support outside this thread though!

No. 2297195

>>2297181
No one would have been talking about suicide for hours if it wasn't for heliumfag. How are you going to shame someone for being honest and posting ONCE about how they were suicidal with absolutely no elaboration for the decisions of others on here. What a patronizing ending to your post.

No. 2297215

>>2297195
The hugbox, Heliumfag and the anon pretending they didn't know this post >>2296642 would cause a reaction were all equally annoying to me

No. 2297291

>>2297215
Which anon didn't know that? The one who said they were suicidal? They answered the question. Even then, it didn't cause a reaction. Two people wished her the best. What are you even saying?

No. 2297309

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>>2297291
Move on please.

No. 2297328

>>2296736
How old are you? No hate, just curious

No. 2297331

>>2297328
>hate
Not at all, this is a genuinely kind way of asking what is wrong with that person

No. 2297339

>>2297331
I'm not trying to be mean, I just want to know what age newer farmers usually are

No. 2297347

I painted a cute mug and got a henna tattoo, I hope they fire me at my job because of the henna tattoo kek, I got it on my hand on purpose, so let's see how that work.

No. 2297361

>>2297339
It's not "mean" to notice this anon might have an intellectual disability, if they aren't a child >>2296736 but I guess I should have used the word 'special' instead of 'wrong'

No. 2297414

I've been sleeping in fetal position again and I it's kicking in the restless leg sensation I had before falling asleep. I will try to sleep straight as a mummmy now on

No. 2297436

I just realized that my pasties come with little fabric pieces to cover the nipples. I've just been putting the adhesive straight on my nipples the whole time and suffering while peeling them off kek.

No. 2297464

>>2295772
I didn't visit lolcow for almost a year and I didn't even miss it. And now I'm currently in a period where I'm constantly refreshing several threads just to keep up with milk

No. 2297486

>>2297414
you should keep your knees bent slightly as you sleep to prevent a charley horse

No. 2297524

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>>2297100
I’m back. They were out of almost everything I went to get and I saw a group of young teenagers with those therian masks meowing next to the kitchenwares. I bought gingerbread scented hand soap for my guest bathroom however so it wasn’t a total waste.

No. 2297536

Bought some CDs off ebay, and one off a Japanese shop via Buyee. Wish me luck and that I didn't get scammed or something. Hope they reach me in good condition and a good amount of time.

No. 2297538

>>2297524
Did you at least enjoy yourself nonnie

No. 2297576

>>2297538
>group of young teenagers with those therian masks meowing next to the kitchenwares
NTA but what do you think?

No. 2297596

>>2296711
Congrats, anon! I'm so jealous I finally feel comfortable enough to try socks but I need to get rid of all my old shitty yarn first. Only 7 more boxes to go…
What pattern did you end up using?

No. 2297639

This moid who I've shown literally no interest in is asking me if I slept well and ate today after literally knowing me for two days. The urge to stay up and starve myself just out of spite kek. Why do men?

No. 2297671

I think my phone took the last straw of me dropping it and now it's greenscreening. Like whitescreening or blackscreening but green. Ugh I can't afford another phone rn.

No. 2297696

Severe chest pain nonna here from yesterday. I went to the hospital because my entire chest was constricting and I fainted. The doctors told me it was a side effect of my medication and that I needed to stop taking it. I was like sure no problem. I’m not getting off this medication I’d rather die, that’s not a joke

No. 2297699

>>2297639
Sounds like my ex i dumped 2 days ago kek. I use to fucking dread his gay texts

No. 2297703

Nonnas, the man I apologized to for ghosting only for him to say he didn’t even remember me messaged me hours later and said “where do we go from here. What made you want to reach out?” . He thinks I love him or something. About to ghost him again brb.

No. 2297715

>>2297703
Well this is why you shouldn't have apologized

No. 2297720

>>2297671
if it's not already too far gone, install screen mirroring software before its too late

No. 2297737

>>2297720
Oh wow never heard of that but it looks pretty helpful. Thanks nonnie

No. 2297798

>>2297703
Make sure to actually ghost him. Just block or delete the message

No. 2297806

the only circumstance under which I won’t kill myself will be if I win the lottery

No. 2297815

I was not on the omg the shooter is so hot train until I saw the actual footage of him executing the CEO. Maybe something iswrong with me but I literally got wet. Would love to be a fly on the wall of the CEO’s family and coworkers

No. 2297840

>>2297703
He remembers he's just playing games

No. 2297851

Damn my anti-technology parents were right about video games, they DO rot the brain, more in the male sex, but also in the female.

No. 2298017

I hate my music collection now. Can't believe how much time I spent on collecting files, organising folders, editing tags, etc. to end up like this. I don't want to delete everything but also it takes too much work to go through every artist/album and pick what to keep.

No. 2298029

>>2298017
I'll take it

No. 2298196

>>2296405
nonna maybe this is overboard but please just be careful maybe like blur out the prices even if it takes a bit of effort so the platform is less identifiable, or dont say for certain the purse you choose. moids lurk here and they could track you down if you liked the bag or left a review im pretty sure. so i guess just unlike it or something kek.

No. 2298226

>>2298196
Backing this. This is so sad though, moids have really nothing to do

No. 2298256

>>2297328
>>2297361
Almost 26 and autism spectrum disorder, mostly. kek. Out of curiosity, was it the fact I used ‘retard’ self-referentially twice in my post, or my proclamation of saging incorrectly that highlighted my pervasive developmental disorder?

No. 2298259

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sometimes i want to say "women do x and y and z but men are a and b and they do c and d" but then i realize i don't fucking know. i don't go outside. the only person i talk to IRL on a daily basis is my mother. how can i have any opinions if i barely even lived? i don't know anything. i just stare at the screen all day
incredible how immediate access to information from all across the world makes people feel more isolated. even this is not an original thought i just read it somewhere

No. 2298269

File: 1733709413482.jpeg (1.7 MB, 1249x2214, IMG_8748.jpeg)

She’s getting paid triple what I do to be hideous on live.

No. 2298277

>>2298259
What specifically about men and women do you think you have to verify again that might have changed recently?

No. 2298282

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Why the literal fuck did this seller block me? It says I can’t buy, message, or sell to her anymore. I did nothing wrong…

No. 2298288

>>2298282
She told you the price is firm, nonna.

No. 2298301

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>>2298288
No shit. She then blocked me right before I was willing to buy it at her original price. I tried to send a message and it said this.

No. 2298316

>>2298301
Probably just annoyed that you even asked.

No. 2298322

So excited to sleep with my wrist splint my fucking nerves have been on fire every night for 3 weeks tonight I am going to sleep blissfully hopefully

No. 2298369

>>2298269
Doesn't this specimen already have a containment thread? Maybe keep it there or at least spoiler for hungover anons. It's Sunday and people tend to drink more near the holidays

No. 2298380

did some retarded mod from another imageboard just come over here begging for attention??

No. 2298383

I just ordered sushi on uber eats and the restaurant called me and chewed me out? Some barely intelligible Asian bitch told me to never order as late as I did again. The app didn’t even tell me they were about to close? She was so rude about it and I didn’t bitch her out because I didn’t want her fucking with my food. I just said I didn’t know it was closing time and she still kept angrily saying “no order when 15 minutes before close”. Okay then turn off DoorDash orders. How is that my fault dumb fucking cunt.

No. 2298429

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When I read posts on LC, my mind picks the three voices of the Kanker sisters. When I read posts on KF, my mind picks the three voices of the Ed, Edd n' Eddy.

No. 2298435

My MIL called my baby a goober today and I almost lost my shit. Who aside from Heather even uses that word?

No. 2298446

>>2298435
Kek, anon that's an ugly ass nickname. Goober. What is that?

No. 2298450

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>>2298446
It's an African loanword for peanut I guess. It recently picked up steam on the Heather thread on /snow/, which is great btw if you're into the cow part of the board.

idk how to approach the 'never use that word again' topic with my MIL. Hopefully I don't need to

No. 2298451

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>>2298435
I use that word to describe picrel and similar because they remind me of the word itself. Maybe your MIL probably meant 'Gerber'?

No. 2298452

>>2298446
Peanut. Lil' groundnut. A legume.

No. 2298482

File: 1733719343215.png (320.49 KB, 1000x1000, chamoyinfusedchilicoatedgusher…)

I went out shopping the other day and couldn't find what I needed. I did get a bunch of food though including a baklava sampler. and some chamoy gushers which tasted very meh. seeing the stuff all over TikTok mix it seem delicious (I've also had a chomoy pickle kit with gushers in it and that was really good). they give you so little and the gummies taste plasticky. feasted on this and some salt & vinegar kettle chips yesterday because I have no appetite to due to a sore throat.

picrel

I hope the rest of The orders pertaining to my new hobby arrive within next week. also waiting for a package from your style that I ordered like 28 days ago. My last package from them that contained more than one thing did not take this long…. kinda sux man

No. 2298510

I'm watching a Mouthwashing playthrough right now. I'm honestly bored, but I'm only 56 mins in and the whole drinking mouthwash to get drunk thing was just introduced so I have to assume it's going to get spicier from here. I'm only not happy because I know there is an eventual rape scene

No. 2298525

>>2297596
This one:
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/rye-sock
Good luck knitting socks!! Post an update in the knitting thread in /g/ if you can/want!

No. 2298531

>>2297806
look up the suicide statistics for women in rural, sustenance agriculture communities. It's pretty high. I want to appreciate the fact that I'm not in that position but truly the biggest hindrance to me being happy is myself and my shitty health. I hate people who respond to venting by telling you that other people have it worse though. I know other people have it worse, suffering is not a fucking contest.

No. 2298534

>>2298510
Man, I don't want to give you spoilers, but I would say temper your expectations kek the game is not all the hype it's been getting
Unless you've barely hit adulthood and you're used to twitter sensibilities then maybe it will hit the stride you're hoping for

No. 2298535

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I've been pondering about it, and although I appreciate lolcow and enjoy posting on the site, recent complaints about anime and fandom related threads here made me think about a fangirl-chan; a women's only imageboard related to fandom themes, with separate boards relating to hime/yume/fujo content and /gen/ for general fandom discussion like discourse or drama. It would be nice to have a place to discuss nerdy topics without gendies and moids speaking over women plus we ought to have solidarity between fangirls instead of moralfagging about which is the superior fiction trope. If this already exists it would be neat to have a lead to direct to, otherwise a loser nerd can dream about an all-womens space to sperge freely…

No. 2298537

>>2298531
Did you respond to the correct post, anon?

No. 2298539


No. 2298554

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>>2298435
SpongeBob used it in the first movie and Goobers can be found in the candy aisle. The Andy Griffith show which had a character called Goober Pyle on it.

No. 2298565

>>2298435
It sounds so retarded. It looks like booger

No. 2298572

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I feel bad for anons who are virgins and unhappy about it. I remember my preteen years of wondering what sex is like, then experiencing it for the first time when I was sixteen. I remember the previous years of feeling impatient with growing up so I can experience what movies, shows, and even fanfictions meant by "aroused, thrusting members". Sometimes I wonder if I would still be as frustrated and dying of curiosity if I never lost my virginity at sixteen, and just kept aging without that experience. But hearing nonas vent about how painful this sexual frustration and curiosity is, it makes me pitifully empathetic that they still have my immature self's frustration with the lack of knowledge, but grateful that I know what sex is like (even if my first time was of both of us not knowing what we were doing). I can't control the minds of cute, young moids and make them magically interested in the virgin nonas who want to know what sex is like, so it's almost like watching a disaster knowing you can't do anything about it. Just hoping that perhaps some higher form of being has a plan for these anons and will answer them soon enough.

No. 2298592

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mobilized forces with my mom and bullied my dad into paying for the internet so i can keep posting with you nonas

No. 2298602

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>>2298572
Idk anon, I'm sure your intentions were pure with this post but it really comes across like your dms are always open to these vulnerable anons who might be ~looking for someone experienced~ to confide in kek

No. 2298611

>>2298572
>>2298602
yeah, agreeing with other anon. you sound like a creep.

No. 2298632

>>2298602
>>2298611
Wait, you bitches actually think I would want to sleep with YOU? I said I feel bad for you virgins, not that I would eat out your junk or whatever the fuck you have down there. Especially if you're on LC. If I'm gonna do sex with a woman, I'd want her to be a normie and not a fucking weirdo anyway. I'm insulted that you think I would want to sleep with anyone on here, when you LC retards deny seeking treatment for shit like chlamydia and eat your own discharges. You bitches make me SCARED to be gay. Fuck outta here.(infighting)

No. 2298633

>>2298572
how old are you now
>>2298602
>>2298611
but she didn't solicit stories or anything. I think she sounds young.
>>2298632
delete it again and don't repost it

No. 2298635

>>2298572
Thinking way too deeply about other people's personal lives.

No. 2298636

>>2298632
This totally sounds like a man's "whatever bitch you're Uglllyyy" freakout

No. 2298679

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This is a drawing my bf did of me

No. 2298680

>>2298592
Yippee!

No. 2298681

>>2298572
me too except its because sex fucking sucks when youre in high school. youre not missing anything nonas

No. 2298682

>>2298679
you should hire a muscular black man to rape your(a-logging)

No. 2298683

>>2298679
kek ikr this has to be a violation of some sort

No. 2298686

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>>2298679
Beautiful artwork nonna, he must be very mature for his age

No. 2298698

>>2298679
Nicki Minaj

No. 2298699

>>2298686
omg ew, he's an adult just slightly tarded, very sweet tho.

No. 2298718

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>>2298699
Does he take requests

No. 2298726

>>2298572
This site helped me realize how hateful and pathetic men are towards women, it's really unattractive. I'd rather not have that crawling all over me. I'll take being sexually frustrated, thanks.

No. 2298727

Nonnas, my family is Arab and they keep comparing me to our family friend’s daughter. They keep asking why I can’t be as modest and hardworking as she is. I want to expose her half naked photos to them that her friends tagged of her on Instagram. She moved out of the country and completely did a 180 . I know that’s really shitty and my parents might even tell her parents, but I’m tired of the comparisons and she was also a horrible friend who used me for years only to dump me as soon as she found someone better.

No. 2298731

>>2298727
>Dear anons, I might want to set an honour killing in motion so I can feel less jealous and temporarily win the approval of my backwards parents…

No. 2298737

>>2298731
Nonna, People in my community don’t hit their kids let alone murder them. I have no reason to be jealous of her. For what… being supposedly modest? I don’t want to hear my parents shit anymore, i don’t care to win their approval. I just don’t want to constantly hear about a girl who covers from head to toe and have it used against me when the girl literally dresses like a prostitute.

No. 2298744

>>2298737
Okay well best of luck, I hope you find a way to work through this seething resentment with your 'Arab friend' and her naughty secret photos
>>2298727
>she was also a horrible friend who used me for years only to dump me as soon as she found someone better.
kek I hate when my friends do that

No. 2298792

>>2298731
I've never seen anything funnier than women who claim that they are from the oppressive Muslim country ever but then who post literally naked pictures of themselves publicly for everyone to see and who routinely share sensitive info in public spaces that would get them in trouble in the shithole they're from. The woman I'm talking about here is a total jerk ass and I would not give a shit if her family on her killed her, I wish they had done it earlier.

No. 2298814

>>2298726
this. men online routinely seethe at women for having academic accomplishments or for daring to be visible at all. begging for validation from that is just demeaning. sometimes I think women forget that men oppressed them for literally thousands of years. women were effectively chattel about a hundred twentyish years ago. maybe when you're in middle school and you have no fucking idea how the world works you romanticize relationships but at some point you realize that not being near man is actually better for your physical and psychological health. many women are very happy and fulfilled being celibate while men turn into raging chimps because some women out of their league won't have sex with them (as was the case with Elliot Roger). idek, knowing that men routinely ignore their health and don't get vaccinated and that sex is how women contract HPV and eventually cervical cancer does not make men attractive in my eyes.

being a pickme for moids is just sad. penetration isn't the end all be all. and just the thought of having sex with the deranged misogynists that are a dime a dozen out there prevents me from seeking that shit. I have years and years of experience with men and over time I felt no significant desire to go near them. they have a tendency to be senselessly cruel and I don't forget or forgive.

No. 2298835

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>>2298679
is it the same boyfriend who drew this?

No. 2298849

I really wanted to love this cover as soon as I found it… Wah.

No. 2298856

Accidentally wrote saged instead of sage in email field in another thread and was about to delete my comment but turns out saged works for saging too. I'm going to write saged in this post too

No. 2298859

Instagram keeps algorithmically suggesting me pages about families with white dads and black moms and mixed kids and I don’t know why? I keep hitting not interested too and my explore page is still infested with them?? Like no, I don’t wanna watch you do your daughters hair for the 50th time in a day

No. 2298877

Day 8 of no weed. I step into the shared hallway of my building and someone has got white widow or some shit i can smell it and it ain't coming from my apartment. God I wish I could just sit and smoke my blues away but I need to get my shit together. Oh to be young

No. 2298878

>>2296886
There was infighting in the previous thread too, to the point where mods did a temporary vpn ban

No. 2298887

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>remembered the time i was in middle school and me and my friends were playing this game "king, minister, thief, sepoy" and i guessed right that this dark skinned girl was the thief, and i just said it was because she "looks" like a thief.

No. 2298893

>>2298877
I stopped smoking recently too and switched out my thirty million joints a day with some 3:2 tincture and it’s actually been surprisingly helpful and relaxing; I’m thinking about sampling some RSO

No. 2298932

>>2298893
I'm British so I'm going to try and get legal weed this month or next. Antidepressants give me brain fog. I wouldn't mind just vaping weed it's what I use to do. Tobacco is so expensive these days too. I would love to just have a little hit at night when I'm finished with my day and just relax. I'd love to not be depressed or anxious but unfortunately getting physically abused as a child for a decade leaves it's marks lol

No. 2298964

white men are such vapid sluts, all it takes is one white girl to say the n word to make them coom in their pants, i can't believe there's single white girls on this site.(racebaiting)

No. 2299021

Decorated my place a bit for Christmas. A lot of the decorations are from older family members getting rid of stuff so everything is kind of mismatched and ugly but I feel so cozy anyway

No. 2299054

>>2298256
I'm the anon who asked you how old you were. I just wanted to know. I'm glad you're 26 because younger zoomers are so fucking annoying. I didn't see anything wrong with your post. I don't know why the other anon thought so

No. 2299078

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I love short hair on women. I love masculine/butch women with short hair. I love feminine women with short hair. I'm happy to live in a time where women can wear whatever hair styles they want for whatever reason.

No. 2299084

>>2298572
>Just hoping that perhaps some higher form of being has a plan for these anons and will answer them soon enough
No there's nothing for us undesirable losers out there.

No. 2299109

>>2299078
i love it too, short hair suits babyfaced women well. there used to be this girl in my class and after she got her hair cut short it's like her face just lit up, it looks very nice on her, and even though we're not in the same class anymore, everytime i pass by her on campus, i admire her hair. her getting her hair cut short also helps, because before her hair used to be really frizzy that also looked bad with her acne but after cutting it short, it's a lot more easier to manage so her hair looks nicer now and i think her skin is also clearer now. it works with her tomboyish but sweet casual fashion style too.

No. 2299117

I can't believe I can do 60 jump rope skips today, and I think it used to be the hardest thing ever when I was a child.

No. 2299122

>eat healthy
>just finish brushing teeth
>brother comes home with a donut for me
I'm being sabotaged

No. 2299124

its the last day of this class im in and although the professor is sweet I am very bored and tired. She's talking so much right now I don't think anyone is really listening… just end early plz

No. 2299126

>>2299109
awwww good for her

No. 2299189

Should've just got black nail polish… god damn

No. 2299201

I really don't want to work this week, make this shit end already.

No. 2299205

Feminist win! The super buff chief of police in my town has to go home early because his girlfriend beat him up and gave him two black eyes and a busted lip and he's too embarrassed to stay for his full shift. The girlfriend is 120lbs and 5'3", btw.

No. 2299238

>>2299205
kekekekekek, i'm seeing a lot more stories coming out about men getting beat up by their girlfriends, i like this very much and feel this is very much needed, regardless if one's willing to be a husbandbeater or not, because men seeing women get brutalized and victimized so often in media, whether it's horror, thriller, historical, revenge flicks, has made them get cocky, think that they're something above human, and they need to be reminded that they too can't survive a blow to the head.

No. 2299254

>>2299205
>>2299238
I heard about teeny ass Dasha Nekrasova beating up Adam Friedland during their years together and it did bring a smile to my face kekkk

No. 2299267

>>2299205
This brought a smile to my face, good for her. Men need to suffer more as a whole. Thank god, hallelujah, Amen. Today is going to be a good day!

No. 2299284

i like watching some of her costume analysis videos, but in this one i can't help but to get the feeling that she self-inserts into Lexi, she talks about her positive traits a lot more than the others.

No. 2299391

The older I get the worse my gag reflex is. I can’t brush my tongue anymore, and I don’t even mean deeply, just near the tip.

No. 2299405

>>2299391
This could be a symptom of depression and I'm being serious.

No. 2299499

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Nonas tell me how it feels like it's been my birthday for ages when it's only 2 pm kek. This is the slowest of Mondays and I'm Garfin' out over here. My partner has 8-12 hr work shifts for the next couple days so she's not here and won't be tomorrow either. I never make a big deal out of my own birthdays. It's just particularly gloomy, rainy, and cold out and I wish she was here to watch shitty reality TV with me and drink peach soju kek (sidenote: we've been together for 8 years and recently got engaged, I love my fiancée so much and I'm always so proud of her and I'm beyond grateful for the life we've built together).

I'm perfectly okay having a quiet day in alone on my birthdays and have done so many times out of personal choice, I just rly love my soon-to-be wife. Also as I was writing this my mom texted me offering to take me out for Japanese food for lunch tomorrow so that's a plus, and I'll also get to try out a cute new outfit I've been dying to wear!

No. 2299562

>>2299405
Please explain because I have severe depression .

No. 2299566

So l've played a bunch of Marvel Rivals already. There's strong male gaze design in this game, much worse than say Overwatch. I really wish this game was made by an american studio instead. It seems really tone deaf to modern awareness. Its just a big turn off to me and feels like Black Desert Online or Stellar Blade.

No. 2299604

>>2299562
There's not much to explain really, it's just that a lesser known physical side effect of prolonged and severe depression is having a very strong gag reflex. I read a whole article about it years ago, it was about how some girl who struggled with depression would accidentally throw up every time she brushed her teeth because she had such a terrible gag reflex. If you look it up on Google and add reddit to the end you will find people talking about the same exact experience on reddit. You should look into a battery powered tooth brush so there's not a lot of shoving to do that will aggravate it.

No. 2299632

>>2299604
nta but a few years back when my depression was really bad even coughing could trigger my gag reflex, i noticed this change at the time but never looked into what might be causing it

No. 2299698

american news are always so exciting kek why isnt it as fun in my country

No. 2299831

>>2299604
>>2299632
also nta but I experienced the same thing. When my depression went untreated it was difficult for me to even brush my teeth due to the gagging. I only really struggle with it if I am particularly stressed or anxious now, never really thought much about it until now. How interesting.

No. 2300121

I was drinking coffee and had to stop because it tasted like shit. Now i feel nauseus. Its the second time a milk bag from this shit brand comes expired even if the due date is next month. Fucking tired of my mom always buying the cheapest shit.

No. 2300128

I’m poopin

No. 2300132

>>2299405
I have the same thing, it’s especially bad in the morning. Not so much the evening. I also gag fiercely at anything I find even remotely disgusting. If I see someone put too much ketchup on their plate, for instance, I’ll gag. Doing the food waste recycling is like torture. I never realised this was because of depression? I’ve had severe depression for years and I always just thought it was me .

No. 2300134

>>2299604
I experience the same shit but due to anxiety, huh interesting.

No. 2300144

Sometimes two-finger scroll doesn't work on my laptop and sometimes it does and whenever it doesn't tech support tells me to turn it on in settings but here's the thing: whenever it doesn't work, the feature/device literally disappears from settings and device manager, wtf.

No. 2300171

HA I fucking knew that ceo shooter dude was hideous and/or probably an incel rightoid.

No. 2300274

>>2300171
Well yeah it's always the incel white dudes who go out shooting kek

No. 2300280

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>>2300171
He's cute (besides the eyebrows) and the complete opposite of an incel. What the fuck are you talking about?

No. 2300283

>>2300280
nta but plenty of incels lift nona. it’s a whole subculture.

No. 2300288

>>2300283
I get that but what about him makes him an incel. He's an ivy league graduate and a few of female friends have already come out and said he was really nice. I just don't know why his dumb ass would get caught in a mcdonalds. Why are you chilling in a mcdonalds? It had to be on purpose.

No. 2300291

>>2300288
There's caps in the unconventional attractions thread about him being a rightoid

No. 2300293

>>2300288
Did you read his tweets on how women should be subservient to their epic heroic moids? No, you clearly didn't.

No. 2300299

>>2300293
>>2300291
Oh fuck…brb

No. 2300311

>>2300288
>He's an ivy league graduate
KEK, automatic trad scrote faggot archetype

No. 2300351

>>2300293
Where are these. I don't see them anywhere. Anyway I think he's a homo so I don't think he's cute anymore.

No. 2300373

>>2300293
i can fix him, a few quicks in the nuts should do the job

No. 2300383

>>2300373
Can you shut the fuck up already? Every other comment on every thread is you perving out over him. We get it he's hot.

No. 2300406

>>2300351
In the Amerifag thread. He's a typical woman-hating incel loser.

No. 2300418

>>2300406
Are you done yet? You keep posting this with the most mundane "proof"

No. 2300428

I love unhomogenized milk. I like eating the cream on top.

No. 2300429

>>2300373
Kek beat his balls

No. 2300434

>>2300428
Nonna! Are you talking about the infamous cream top? There's a way to access it without having to pay 10 fucking dollars for a bottle of milk. You can both make and buy an alternative called "qishta"

No. 2300440

>>2300434
Don't worry I just steal 'em kek. But I searched that up just now and it looks very interesting.

No. 2300441

>>2300383
>no fun allowed

No. 2300454

>>2300441
I'm having fun with it too but you're annoying the masses
>>2300440
You're probably hot nonna. I think I'm going to steal a bottle of unhomogenized milk today. Wait.. how the fuck do you steal a giant bottle of milk?

No. 2300460

>>2300454
Aw thank you you're probably hot too, I'd say I'm pretty but hot idk. Hmm. And I just kind of shove it in a large bag that has a bright green blanket of mine and a bunch of other shit that's not from the store so if I get bag checked I can just say I bought it from another store. Also I pay for other stuff at the counter to not look suspicious while I have 3x more shit in my bag

No. 2300464

My nipples hurt. Incoming period in 1 or 2 days.

No. 2300477

>>2300460
One time at the grocery store I saw a man shove 10 giant bags of pistachios in his backpack successfully. I literally purchased EVERYTHING and got bag checked 10 minutes after. I hate corporate America.

No. 2300487

>>2300477
I love pistachios. I will add them to my list next

No. 2300502

>>2300487
make sure to line up your grocery visit with >>2300477 so you can cram 10 bags of pistachio in your bag without getting caught

No. 2300524

Nonnas this is my favorite video on the internet at the moment. Please enjoy.

No. 2300531

>>2300524
There was so much worldbuilding in this like it was taken in an alternate universe.

No. 2300543

>>2300524
alternate reality Sufjan Stevens

No. 2300604

I'm currently laying on my plastic mattress protector. It's actually pretty comfortable, plus I just got my blanket out of the dryer so I'm nice and toasty right now.

No. 2300692

I want a piece of plain vanilla cake and some popcorn, I should make that tomorrow. Tf I just saw a bunch of pictures of cake that looks like popcorn.

No. 2300704

>>2300604
I'm laying on a sheetless bed right now because I'm fucking retarded and don't care about anything atm

No. 2300827

>>2300704
get up. get a sheet and put it on your bed. get in the shower. wash everything and then put on lotion. put on your comfiest PJs. you are adding to your own misery by letting yourself be uncomfortable and i promise ten minutes of low effort actual practical self care is going to make you feel a solid ten percent better minimum. once you are in a new comfy nest of blankets get some food and watch something you like and that matches your mood. whether it’s a kids movie for comfort or a horror movie for catharsis or something interesting looking. seriously just see how bad things are after that and i promise you’ll feel better.

No. 2301056

I finally washed my hair, I don't get why I give myself allergies, it's ridiculous. I'm so glad I can finally feel my hair all soft and nice after a whole ass week of not being able to wash it.
Everyday that goes by is another day I won't need to feel like shit.

No. 2301073

what the hell do you buy a 3 year old who plays roblox all day.

No. 2301132

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>>2301073
Huge Roblox mouse pad

No. 2301158

>>2301073
Robux gift cards

No. 2301178

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>>2301073
roblox kicks. its fine if they are too big

No. 2301191

>>2301132
I nice roblox t-shirt, he'll wear it every day.

No. 2301255

>>2298535
Just use fujochan.
>>2298572
I'm lucky enough to be attracted to women so that would do for me, one day.

No. 2301275

>>2298572
>i feel soooooo bad for poor poor sweet baby virgins who don't know sex, unlike me, i am so happy i know sex
what even is this post

No. 2301345

>>2298572
Sex is not that good for you to be waxing poetic like this. Virgin nonnas will still experience the best orgasm of their life using a toy because men’s dicks don’t have a vibrating feature

No. 2301379

>>2301255
But what about yumejoshis/himejoshis or fangirls who dont ship in general? they deserve a place to sperge freely about fandom topics too.
although theres threads on lolcow, the site is a drama/gossip centric first and foremost and normies often go to fangirl threads to instigate drama or ridicule their interests. as comfy FC is currently, it would be nice to have a similar site for broader fandom topics since /ot/ on FC is still primarily BL centric

It would also be nice to have a place to content dump since going on booru/r34 sites for female targeted media is like going through the perfume department in that one spongebob episode

No. 2301420

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>>2301379
>normies often go to fangirl threads to instigate drama or ridicule their interests
>in a normie thread inserting anime fangirl interests
I'm not trying to scrotefoil or infight but anime posts are indistinguishable to me from troon comments outside of lc and that's probably where the ridicule keeps coming from. People who don't like confusing anime things shouldn't go into your threads to make fun of you though, that's really pointless and dumb

No. 2301425

>>2301255
Not everyone is a fujo and I'm pretty sure non-fujos are not accepted there.

No. 2301430

>>2301379
Fuck nonna I've been wanting to create my own female exclusive geeky ib AND booru for years now. Too bad I still don't know how to make a website and I'm too afraid of CP and gore spam to actually do it

No. 2301433

>>2301379
>>2301425
If I'm not mistaken, there is a himejoshi thread. I even remember a husbando thread, but there's also a fan insert in BL cringe thread. But overall I feel less embarrassed posting about media I'm obsessed with on FC, I use the things you watch thread a lot. I think if anons just used the site and created threads about topics they like that are fandom related, as long as they don't face any push back, it will be fine.

No. 2301451

>>2299604
My hypothesis is it's probably the vagus nerve being affected by the depression, causing it to affect the throat and stomach. When I was under severe stress and depression due to some extreme life circumstances, I kept throwing up for days and not even medication could help with it, I also suffer from chronic colon issues, and the vagus nerve reaches there as well, so it's probably all related.

No. 2301464

>>2300524
This is what I sound like when I sing and record myself. That aside, this song is kinda catchy.

No. 2301476

Going to my first therapy session today. I'm so nervous, aaaah

No. 2301557

my finals are making me suffer

No. 2301567

I’m really , really good at sounding smart. I’m not smart whatsoever and that’s not me being hard on myself. Yet, if I’m being put on the spot and it’s about something debate or opinion based in relation to politics or morality or whatever, I can whip up an argument and make it sound amazing both logically and in terms of my wording. The truth though is that I don’t even understand what I just said and I have no way of defending my arguments in terms of providing facts. People think I’m a genius, I’m not, I’m a good salesman.

No. 2301576

>>2301420
>in a normie thread inserting anime fangirl interests
you got me there kek, i couldnt really think of any other thread to bring it up since it was a passing thought I had during lunch. Its a shame that being into things like video games, books, dnd.etc automatically flags you as suspect tranny/moid cause what would be an alternate hobby for women?
not directed at you, but its a bit sad we get ridiculed by moids for being into a male dominated hobby, and ridiculed by women for indulging in "scrote media" sigh

>>2301430
I might end up just taking the initiative once I manage to find a stable job to fund the site. Ive had experience with moderating IBs in the past along with mitigating cp/gore raids and I would be willing to take the brunt of it if it means there could be a space to openly be nerdy without the expectation to pander to anyone, especially scrotes.
im so tired of seeing women having to suck up to moids invading our spaces lest they risk social death, even freaking hobbies arent safe from this.

No. 2301591

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I tried shin black ramen for the first time today since I’ve seen it highly recommended. I usually like spicy food but this just burns the back of my throat instead of tasting spicy. It tasted good though probably because of the msg. I’ll stick to maruchan because it’s not worth the price. Is budak any good? I don’t like the ugly ass mascot on the package he looks untrustworthy.

No. 2301593

>>2301591
Buldak is an acquired taste imo, some people love it, some people really hate it. I think on its own it’s kinda eh. I think u should try some other flavors other than the og first, like carbonara. Or if you go for the original one, I’d add a topping like egg or mayo tuna

No. 2301596

>>2301591
Buldak is good but you gotta customize them a little, the carbanara one is good with heavy cream or cream cheese with milk. The curry or black bean ones are good with sour cream or beef broth. Without personalizing them a bit they can be pretty boring, and the spice is really overpowering. None of them are really brothy like other ramen though, more like a pasta than a soupy noodle bowl. And the palm oil noodles are kind of sickening for people who are used too wheat ones.

No. 2301597

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>>2301591
I was just thinking about Shin ramen today, it’s so good but both the black and red ones always makes my stomach and butt hurt.
>I don’t like the ugly ass mascot on the package he looks untrustworthy

fucking lmao (but also I know what you mean, look at this little asshole)

No. 2301608

I think farmhands muted my reports because nothing I report ever gets banned anymore kek. or maybe I'm just retarded both are possible

No. 2301612

>>2301591
I tried Buldak's Hot Lime flavored one yesterday. My spice tolerance is quite low, and I pretty much ate the ramen straight with no chaser or add-ons. My mouth felt like it was full of needles, it was so spicy I think it gave me a sort of lightheaded high after I ate all I could. I don't know how people enjoy that level of spicy, it wasn't even an aromatic, warming type of spice, just painful.

No. 2301619

My friend was visiting couple of days ago and she came in her new car. My dad was picking me up sooner than she left my house because i had to go to the different city to do stuff and so when we were walking by her car i said: "This is my friend's new car, she crashed her old one." I was in the car with her when she crashed that night.
Couple of hours later she texted me she crashed her new car when she was returning home. Now i feel like if i didn't say anything in front of the car she wouldn't have crashed. It fucks with my mind lol. I can't decide if it's my fault because shit like this happens to me all the time when i say something and it happens in some way, but only when it comes to negative things. Of if it's a likely coincidence because my friend is very clumsy.

No. 2301657

>>2301619
It's your friend's fault, not yours. Don't let her terrible driving get to you nonna.

No. 2301681

>>2301591
I've never tried either of them and from what I've heard I never will.
I'll just add a few drops of hot sauce to the normal ramen if I want it a bit spicy.

No. 2301685

>>2301275
I picked that vibe too kek, it's weird condescendance mixed woth pity disguised as compassion:
>thank god I had sex at 16 like a normal human being and that I'm not like you naive spinsters, don't worry you'll find someone someday uwu

No. 2301766

>>2301685
It was pitiful curiosity that they're still going through that sexual frustration even as an adult. It's like watching a worm squirm in the sidewalk. Of course its pity, genius. Pity and compassion are different emotions.

No. 2301772

>>2298572
Sex is only good if you can find a hot guy who will desperately eat your pussy or worship your body on demand, and not expect you to fuck him or service his dick in any way.

No. 2301881

Can u guys hype me up? I need to do something but I can’t work up the nerve to actually do it. I’m not gonna say what it is because it’s so embarrassingly simple but it involves socialising and I’m shitting bricks rn kek

No. 2301884

>>2301881
You can do it nonny! Think about how good it's going to feel once it's done and you won't have procrastination weighing you down.

No. 2301896

>>2301766
It's still weird tbh, specially when anon specifies having sex while underage, honestly bizarre behavior.

No. 2301898

I'm almost done, just a few minutes and I will go back home.

No. 2301903

>>2301896
That's a normal age to lose one's virginity

No. 2301938

>>2298572
quality bait

No. 2302027

I always wondered what it's like to kiss somebody and when I did I hated it and 15 years later I still hate it. It's just a spit exchange. Yeah it gives and a positive feeling in your heart but at the same time a gross feeling. Then I wondered what it's like to have sex and when I did, with a guy I thought was hot and a once in a lifetime opportunity, I didn't get the hype. Same as kissing, I guess I'm not human lol. I know I'm not asexual, I don't hate sex but there's way more better things to do than sex. I don't feel bad for virgings at all, do drugs or something you'll have a more fascinating time.

No. 2302054

>>2302027
i was with you until that last part. don't do drugs nonnies

No. 2302056

Day 10 of no weed or tobacco. I can still smell it in my sweat when I wake up which omg not cool. Glad I've stopped. How the hell has no one in my life ever mentioned the weed smell. Maybe I'm hyper sensitive. Anyway I was productive today and now I'm going to try and play the sims without being high to see if I still can have an imagination and fun without using a mind altering substance. I also bought seasons in the sale so I'm hoping one of my hobbies is actually still enjoyable without drugs lol

No. 2302058

>>2302056
you're doing great, keep it up!

No. 2302059

>>2302058
Aw thank you nona

No. 2302087

>>2302056
You're not hypersensitive anon, the weed smell is real. This makes me sound like a damn hound dog, but can even tell if I go to the bathroom after someone who heavily smokes because their pee/poop reeks of it.

No. 2302091

had a dream last night that a girl i really don't like tried to make a LC thread about herself but got caught

No. 2302103

>>2302091
Nonna having dreams about LC is probably a sign that it’s time to take a break from it…

No. 2302108

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I'm watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and genuinely wtf is the entire school's problem

No. 2302114

Thinking of making a blog but cant decide between neocities or a blog hosting website. I want somewhere to anonymously show my crafts and adventures but also want somewhere to archive words I like and recipes and that sort of information that isnt unreliable like a personal discord server

No. 2302115

>>2302108
That aspect of Goblet of Fire really made no sense to me even in the books. The goblet was magically binding and Harry couldn't drop out even if he wanted to. They should have just cancelled the whole tournament idgi

No. 2302128

I realized I refuse help or friends returning a favor when I'm trying to distance myself from them. In general I feel like my existence is a burden on others but with people I truly feel comfortable with, I will ask for help.

No. 2302130

>>2302115
It still makes me kek that even Harry Potter wasn't safe from the dreaded tournament arc

No. 2302137

I was watching livestreams of the Eras tour concerts over the weekend, they actually looked like a lot of fun. Even hanging out in the livestream was pretty fun, the host was just enjoying himself singing along and having a great time. I was surprised by how many songs I actually knew. It almost made me wish I was a true Swiftie kek

No. 2302164

>>2302027
I love shrooms and I want to try other psychedelics but I still want to know what sex feels like. I miss kissing too, it happened like twice to me but I loved it each time.

No. 2302327

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The gyoza place was closed

No. 2302361

I finished knitting a pair of socks. Whenever I bind off a project I feel a kind of hollowness for a while, like it doesn't count as a project unless it's unfinished. I feel like I just produced an item, and the joy is in production rather than the product itself. They're just socks. But for a month they were more than that.

No. 2302371

>>2302114
Neocities will give you more control over the layout but it's more work to maintain. You can always find a template if you want to go the neocities route. Maybe try with a blog hosting site first and then if you decide you want to decorate more, you can transfer all of your blog entries to web pages on a personal site.

No. 2302399

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>>2302361
Oh I understand this feeling. I’m not really spiritual but I do think there is something to items gaining our emotions and energy the more we interact with them. It’s amplified if I actually make the item since in effect I have seen it through from its inception. Creating something is ultimately much more intimate than just wearing or displaying. That item reflects not only what we think and feel but who we were at that point in time. It’s understandable to mourn that when it’s done.

No. 2302413

The nona that keeps mentioning pizza has made my mind up that I'm ordering pizza from the new place that opened tomorrow. Can't wait lol

No. 2302480

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I love her, because there's nothing they can say to diminish her. She riles troons up so much because she is the glaring reminder of what normal, non-handmaidened women really think about them. She's attractive, intelligent, accomplished, so they can't throw any of those insults at her. The best they can come up with is "racist!" or "moldy ceiling lololol!". She really is an icon.

No. 2302483

"Fixed" my brother's old computer (power switch faulty, need to poke it with a screwdriver for it to work)

No. 2302721

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>lamenting to myself that the Lidl brand yogurt I bought is too runny
>"Ah, it's ok though, yogurt is yogurt and it will be good with fruit and granola either way"
>Literally right as I'm thinking this and trying to put the yogurt container back in the fridge, i tip over my plate which makes yogurt spill
>"Ah it's ok, it was just a little spill"
>Set down the yogurt container in the fridge so I can put the plate down
>Turn back to clean the spill from the plate
>The yogurt container is tipped over on it's side and there's now a huge puddle of yogurt in my fridge
Had I bought chobani or even other store brand yogurts, this wouldn't have happened. Lidl, pls make your yogurt thicker.

No. 2302729

>>2302721
You should try the draining yogurt hack on it to firm it up

No. 2302789

This is my sense of humor now

No. 2302918

>>2302721
weird, my lidl yogurt (plain nonfat non-greek tub) is always super thick. it's like one giant curd which is why I keep getting it.

No. 2302946

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Why isn't Yakult on here. I love Yakult.

No. 2303049

>>2302946
they also left out miso and natto. where is my weeb representation.

No. 2303096

I love making mayonnaise. I remember commenting this on Reddit once when I was 15 saying I would "eat mayonnaise out of a bowl with a spoon" because it was so good and I didn't clarify it was homemade so people thought I was eating storebought mayo and I had a bunch of users DMing me/chat requesting me calling me a crazy psycho. I revelled in it.

No. 2303099

I wasn't sure whether to post this here or in the Books thread but I just stumbled on this video, I've never heard of Anne Carson before but I think I love and admire her

No. 2303102

Sat down on the couch for like one minute and my cat came and laid down on me. Now I can’t get up. sigh

No. 2303105

>>2302399
Why did this picture make me tear up

No. 2303107

>>2303102
You're resigned to your fate forever.

No. 2303120

>>2303105
your period is about to start

No. 2303128

>>2303099
Ooh I'm jealous that you've never heard of her, she's incredible. Have fun enjoying her works!

No. 2303161

>>2303120
kek it's just ending actually, that explains it

No. 2303165

>>2303099
Is she a terf?

No. 2303171

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>>2303165
Apparently so, kek. She has a new fan over here

No. 2303197

>>2302027
i was disappointed with kissing except for one person who shocked me when it actually felt good. i had thought it was just like what you said, an emotional thing. it like blew my mind. the fireworks thing is actually true. it was only one person but it was every time too.

No. 2303379

File: 1733893456076.gif (3.87 MB, 262x318, Ya boy.gif)

I bought the audio drama I’ve been eyeing up lately and another one I put in my cart months ago… the next few evenings are about to be fun

No. 2303406

Pigging out on my PMS lol! oink oink. Should i kill myself.

No. 2303422

I've been on the amerifag thread all day, literally no other thread. I'm so invested in this murder. I've never cared about anything else this much in a very long time. Is my life that boring? Shit, need to find a hobby. But hobbies are boring. Is thirsting over a murderer a hobby?

No. 2303428

>>2303422
I have fulfilling offline hobbies and I'm still invested

No. 2303436

It's 12am and I should be asleep for work, but im up so I'm just thinking of random scenarios. Right now it's what food I would buy for a homeless woman if I ever encountered one outside of a grocery store. If it was Walmart, I would get them one of those pre-made sandwiches. They would probably also really appreciate some shelf stable food but I can't think of any that don't require cooking. Anyway, I feel like anxiety and overthinking will always have you preparing for the silliest stuff.

No. 2303447

>>2303422
I thirst over a fictional demon man and consider it a hobby so yes.

No. 2303451

Sometimes I daydream about how funny it would be if I time travelled my consciousness to a random day in my childhood (<7 years old) and suddenly started spewing big adult words to adults to freak them out during a conversation.

No. 2303464

>>2303436
Aww, you're sweet. I'm sure if you encounter a homeless lady and ask her what she wants to eat, she'll tell you and be very happy you got it for her. Sleep well and may you have lovely dreams you blessed nonna.

No. 2303488

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>I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw

makes me kek every single time I see it

No. 2303492

>>2303488
I want my husbando to throw me off a building

No. 2303509

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Can’t fall asleep but can’t focus to do anything productive either. To live is to suffer.

No. 2303518

>>2303509
Same here. So I'm just kinda flat here on my bed on LC kek

No. 2303521

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Nothing is funnier than seeing "User has been put out to pasture" at the bottom of a post. It's so fucking hilarious and I don't even know why. It's the user not knowing what's to come plus the wording of the ban and the fact that it's in red. I audibly laugh every time.

No. 2303528

>>2303521
picrel is killlingggg meeeeeee. The poor girl didn't think she was doing anything wrong and wanted advice. Imagine her coming back on here and reading that and not knowing what it means, then posting again to see what it meant and just seeing "YOU ARE PERMANENTLY BANNED".

No. 2303551

>>2303492
I want to throw my husbando off a building

No. 2303589

I feel like unibrow owners are a little bit more human than normies.

No. 2303591

>>2303521
Bring her back in. It’s cold out there in the pastures… it’s January

No. 2303677

i just layered my shea butter lotion with this vanilla cashmere lotion and i smell heavenly omg. idk why i havent thought abt layering them before

No. 2303682

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>>2303677
genius nonna

No. 2303695

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thinking about how i'm lowkey homophobic, because i buy Billie being a lesbian more than Chapelle being a lesbian, but maybe because Billie does sing about her relationships with women so, but then again Ashnikko, so.

No. 2303704

>>2303695
i don't see how that's homophobic. billie came out as bi tho, she said she liked both boys and girls in some instagram post and talked about her male crushes before. plus fangirled hard at cillian murphy (one of the mentioned crushes) last year kek

No. 2303706

My back hurts since I started swimming, I went back to exercising to be healthier but it makes me feel older, I must swim like a dumbass to hurt my back.

No. 2303711

>>2303706
Provided you've checked and don't have any injuries, you're probably just working out muscles that don't get a lot of use. Swimming really is a full-body exercise, there's barely a muscle that doesn't get worked in the water.

No. 2303724

>>2302103
Nta but I dream about lc about twice a month. I thought that was normal…

No. 2303752

>>2303711
No, the pain started of few weeks after swimming again and I didn't hurt myself or anything, I went to the osteopath and she said I was too arched, my way of swimming could influence my posture, like if my legs are too low in the water. Hopefully the back pain will disappear completely the more I exercise.

No. 2303798

Was having a good morning until I remembered that I volunteered to start my shift early today. Why did I do that???.??

No. 2303808

>>2303706
Ab wheel to remove back pain for all time

No. 2303838

>>2303724
Me too…

No. 2303854

I will never stop posting about my weed and nicotine free life. Day 11. My washing machine is getting over worked today, every piece of fabric exposed to smoke is getting washed. I never went weed smell in my apartment again. I have a fucking balcony for a reason. Also woke up dry as a bone today and could not smell weed off of myself. Need to focus on drinking more water since my appetite has kind of went during this time as expected but I've never pissed that shade of orange before. I also thoroughly enjoyed the sims yesterday without being high. My mind is healing

No. 2303896

i will make a tumblr account to liveblog the new season of a show that's coming out and i will immediately delete the blog when i'm done because i don't use social media. this will be the only time i participate in fandom. i usually don't engage in enjoying things while they're popular and there's a bunch of hype, but i will be there.

No. 2303997

Ordered from the new pizza place. They do deals on Wednesday and also a couple of deals for Christmas. I am going to eat like a Queen and then dye my hair tonight. Very pleased with today

No. 2304003

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I have a final exam today. I’m nervous, please wish me luck nonnys.

No. 2304007

>>2304003
Good lucky nonny, you'll ace it and reward yourself with something nice after!!

No. 2304011

>>2304003
Good luck nonnita ♥

No. 2304049

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i'm going through the liminal spaces thread and remembering how i tried to take my own of my relative's house in Gujarat, just for it to look like photos for some AirBnB or PG listing taken by an old person.

No. 2304080

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womp womp

No. 2304104

>>2304080
wtf mentoo? Glad he's dead. Men really have the audacity

No. 2304160

forced myself into a meditative state peeling chickpeas this afternoon. a tedious task and the consequences of veganism

No. 2304174

>>2304160
Was it hard to go vegan or were you always vegan?

No. 2304183

>>2304080
Good riddance

No. 2304186

>>2304080
Betting it wasnt because "she" was bullying him but she found out something about him and he wussied out like moids do by killing himself plus its fucking India. you just know that woman didnt do anything and I hope shes free now

No. 2304192

>>2304174
definitely far from vegan for most of my life and incredibly difficult because i struggled with both ends of the eating disorder spectrum. it took some time but now its just a habit, like anything else can become. veganism has helped me practice more compassion and consistency because i stick to a value. healthwise i was lactose intolerant and again had that unhealthy relationship with food. being vegan allows me to make healthier choices and try new foods because i cook more when i crave an alternative! its also cheaper for me in the long run. sometimes it sucks if im starving and tired, and i can always grab some quick vegan meal or snack from the store, but i try to limit that because its mostly processed. im very grateful to have the time right now in my life to be vegan, it might be harder in the future but ill just have to meal prep or something. thank you for asking nonnie!

No. 2304211

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I've worn these thick-rimmed hipster glasses for like 15 years now obviously not the exact same pair, but similar designs and I've recently bought these cute round ones to use as my computer glasses now that I've started suffering from frequent headaches.
And honestly? I thought I would look a bit silly with my new ones but once I got used to seeing myself with them I think I look pretty cute so I've been wearing them more and more as my regular glasses. I always thought I would only look decent with my old ones, since the first thing my mom said when I tried them one way back was "finally something that balances your face out, now it it actually looks like it fits your wide head".

No. 2304221

Have to work in 8 minutes, but I don't really feel any urgency.

No. 2304230

>>2304221
Same fag but it's weird that I don't feel urgent because earlier when I was napping I had 2 nightmares about being late

No. 2304237

I’ve become obsessed with lazy susans, I want everything I own to be organized on lazy susans.

No. 2304245

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Last month, painless periods for the first time ever. What did I do right? I ate sardines everyday. This month, back to debilitating cramps. What did I do wrong? Stopped eating sardines. It all makes sense now

No. 2304259

I don't understand how some people here can act as if women are these immaculate creatures that can do no wrong when this is literally lolcow

No. 2304277

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Living rooms like this always had a weird fresh ozone smell and I love it

No. 2304281

>>2304259
For me it’s not that women can do no wrong, it’s that men overwhelmingly do worse shit statistically speaking, but women tend to get twice as much heat for their transgressions. So personally I care less about women doing bad things unless it’s like literal pedophilia or rape or unjustified murder or covering up for those kinds of things.

No. 2304292

>>2304281
I can agree with this

No. 2304297

>>2304259
Black and white moralfagging is super annoying. There are women’s wrongs (self-aware, challenges double standards, disrupts status quo) and there are women’s wrongs (reinforces power imbalance, self-harming and retarded).

No. 2304298

>>2304245
Nonna you may be low on iron or potassium.

For anyone wondering, here’s what’s in sardines according to googles AI;
Omega-3 fatty acids: Have anti-inflammatory properties that may help prevent heart disease
Vitamin B12: Helps your cardiovascular system and gives you energy
Vitamin D: Helps your body absorb and retain calcium and phosphorus, build healthy bones and teeth, and reduce cancer cell growth
Calcium: A good choice for those who are lactose intolerant, allergic to dairy, or need more calcium in their diet
Iron: Increases your energy levels, promotes better athletic performance, and supports your daily body processes
Potassium: Supports normal blood pressure, assists muscle contraction, and helps maintain fluid balance in cells
Protein: Essential for building healthy bones and muscles
Phosphorus: bone and teeth health, good for cell repair
Selenium: good for thyroid and heart health, helps immune system
Zinc: good for immune system and metabolism function
Choline: helps reduce blood pressure

No. 2304299

My date slept over at my place and in the morning I discovered that he made my bed when I was in the bathroom (I never make my bed kek) and tucked my plushie in it's kinda cute idk

No. 2304314

I was loooking through the "Lolcow funny cap" thread and someone was saying they didn't have any gay kids at their school until Glee aired.
It made me think of how when Nicki minaj first got popular, half the girls in my ghetto alternative school started claiming to be Bi. Some were really bi, others were lesbians but most just wanted to hold hands, kiss on cheeks and wear matching outfits with their besties.
My point is what was yours "Now everybody is lesbian/gay/bi" celebrity? It seems everyone can point out the celebrity/time period that a lot of real and fake LGB people started coming out. I hope this make sense.

No. 2304317

>>2304299
That one has potential. Good for you nonna

No. 2304362

My coworker is trying to recruit me for an MLM, oh shit kek. This is actually the first time I've had someone try to recruit me

No. 2304377

Just realized that since I get paid tomorrow, i can go ahead and make some orders for stuff on Amazon now since it'll only charge me after it ships. That way it'll ship tomorrow and I'll get it the day after. I'm a mastermind.

No. 2304429

For some reason my simply modern cup makes water taste like a specific gain dish detergent. It's weird because I did use gain detergent to wash it when I first got it, but I've used multiple different detergents since then. I'm gonna try to soak the cup in baking soda and see if that fixes it.

No. 2304434

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>>2304007
>>2304011
Thank you!!! I won’t know my full grade until later but bare minimum I got a high B. Got a fancy coffee from the cute coffeeshop afterwards as a treat

No. 2304493

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Need something to do while I work, so I'm trying to make a dish for my kojic acid soap. Pinterest has a lot of cool inspo, although I'm not talented enough for any of it.

No. 2304502

As a brunette in her early to mid 30s grey hairs are annoying. I understand why older ladies go blonde for this reason but I have finally found a solution. Dark ash blonde hair dye. It covers my greys and also tones my brown hair to be more ashy. I find no matter what hair dye fades off of grey hair quicker but with using ash blonde all over my head it isn't as drastic now.

No. 2304523

I bought some CBD bud that said "you won't feel high, but you'll feel relaxed"
Bullshit. Lie. I'm high as a kite

No. 2304538

>>2304523
Lol really? I’ve never felt anything on CBD, to the point I’ve wondered if it’s just placebo. Have you been high much before?

No. 2304550

>>2304502
No offense but why would you want ashy brown hair? Just leave it.

No. 2304561

I want white hair for fun but I have black hair and bleaching it 10 times would kill it. Maybe wig it is.

No. 2304571

seeing the torrent go from 11w to download to only a mere hours is quite satisfying

No. 2304585

Seeing the new thread on /g/ makes me want to take another shower after just taking a shower. Everyone in there sounds like a twitter coquette 18yo newfag with a 4chan boyfriend who yells niggerfaggot irl

No. 2304614

>>2304538
I was a heavy habitual smoker for 22 years

No. 2304631

I like living like those depressing "male living space" memes and I don't mind. I think it's because I was raised a poorfag who was moving constantly so I just lack any attachment to a place I live in and can't be assed to decorate. I send photos of my room to my friends online and they think I'm a moid at first kek.
I do like a mattress on the ground though which is weird because I could afford and had beds in childhood. I don't think I'm consciously scared of falling off a high bed or something so it might just be a comfort of being close to the ground

No. 2304634

>>2304631
I hate clutter so my preferred living space is also quite sparse. As far as I know the only reason those memes annoyed people so much was the insufferable "moids are so quirky" attitude kek

No. 2304637

>>2304237
It's cute that you used organized and lazy (susan) in the same sentence

No. 2304644

>>2304631
As a former poorfag I reccomend having the full trimmings of a bed esp taking care of a mattress. I didn't realize how much dust mites and silverfish eggs were in my mattress as a kid but that's why it stank even though I never pissed in it… that shit is rank. I got the full protective covers and headboard now so my greasy scalp doesn't leave oil stains on my wall

No. 2304650

>>2304644
I've never experienced that but damn, I'll keep that in mind now, thanks for the tip

No. 2304651

File: 1733964561193.gif (935.97 KB, 200x190, rage.gif)

>check my gmail
>''noticed of deleted item from your search history''
>wtf
>read the email
>''we have hidden [page] from all users because it doesn't follow google's content policy''
>search whats [page]
>its some lolishit hentai page
>WTF
>''if you wish to explore any legal options that may be available to you, please consult your own legal counsel''
>WTF???!!!
>suddently remember i left my google acc on my old computer at my mother's house with my 16yo brother

Holy shit i swear if this faggot gets me into legal trouble for fapping to lolis i am going to beat his skinnyfat ass. Remember that boy=aboytion nonnies. I am praying that last part on google's email is just legal bluff and not a fucking threat that i should lawyer up.

No. 2304655

>>2304651
Go there right now and strangle the little shit, wtf. Your poor mother kek

No. 2304658

>>2304585
Welcome to nu lolcow

No. 2304659

>>2304655
its too late to call her now but i am 100% telling her tomorrow to check his computer, i am also going to delete all my accs from his computer. They didnt delete my account so i dont think it carries any legal thread, but jesus it fucking scared the shit out of me and ruined my day. I wish i was an only child.

No. 2304660

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>>2304651
Forward or screenshot it to him and parents and make him piss his pants. He's also probably a pedophile so don't feel bad.

No. 2304662

>>2304651
This is creepy though. So even if you delete something from your search history, google can still hold you accountable for it?

No. 2304663

>>2304651
Pedophile in the making. Please confront him in front of your parents.

No. 2304664

>>2304658
>nu lolcow
>she doesnt know anons used to lust for the forbidden man and paul dano
luigi is a step up above because at least he isnt incredibly vomit inducing

No. 2304667

>>2304658
I'm a pretty young zoomer compared to most anons here and yet seeing the influx of newfags makes me feel old. I probably sound like a little kid trying to be all grown up but idc.

No. 2304668

>>2304662
If it's illegal, yeah I think so.

No. 2304671

>>2304662
I hope not, as far as i know lolishit isnt illegal in my country. I am hoping they just unindexed the site and deleted bookmarks and search histories because i dont want to hire a lawyer i am poor as shit.

No. 2304673

>>2304651
OT but is that gif Shawn Michaels?

No. 2304677

>>2304664
Yeah because an uggo actor is really the same thing. Dumbass.

No. 2304687

>>2304631
Those "male living spaces" are terrible to me when it's a moid because it shows how boring, soulles and lazy they are but a woman living like that is actually pretty charming kek. It shows she's serious and practical. I think you're cool nona.

No. 2304694

>>2304687
Aww kek thank you, this made me smile

No. 2304697

>>2304677
an uggo actor is worse because 1, he's ugly, 2, he's an actor so he has the power and money to rape women and children which they often do, 3, they have 0 redeeming qualities they are as useful as paperweights

No. 2304790

File: 1733969285210.jpg (76.3 KB, 680x662, roach.jpg)

I really just spent my money to buy fucking roaches.

No. 2304792

>>2304790
Tell us about them. Are they like those hissing ones or a different type?

No. 2304795

>>2304790
Why tho

No. 2304798

>>2304792
>>2304795
Dubia roaches. I'm just preparing for when the economy completely collapses and we have to eat those protein bars from Snowpiercer.

No. 2304837

File: 1733972023632.jpg (3.47 MB, 3000x3634, 20241212_055048.jpg)

Moroccan friend gave me this keychain as a souvenir from her vacation in Morocco. I'm an honorary Amazigh now (not really).

No. 2304841

Binging some Scary Game Squad atm, considering firing up brother's old PC later to see if it will play Layers of Fear for funsies.

No. 2304879

My credit limit doubled and my score is improving! Whoohooo adulting!

No. 2304886

My neighbor must have OCD she is out there leafblowing the 1mm of snow that fell earlier tonight on her steps and the entire sidewalk at almost 11pm at night and it's pitch black outside. Absolute freak

No. 2304890

Sometimes I consider deleting all my social media and solely using lolcow for online socializing. I think it would be comfy. Too many friends I'd lose touch with to ever go through with it though

No. 2304893

>>2304890
add being NEET to that for real comfy mode

No. 2304899

>>2304890
That's literally what I'm doing rn and damn does it feel so comforting.

No. 2304940

I love this plugin that mass deletes discord messages from my end

No. 2304968

>>2304890
I made this switch about two years ago. Everyone I wanted to keep in contact with knows how to do so. I don’t feel left out from anything, I still talk to my friends every day, and I’m not as anxious as I use to be. I’m happier this way.

No. 2304978

>>2304940
what's it called? I could use something like that

No. 2304981

I'm a nail tech no I'm not and I like to influence my client it's my grandma and she's the only person who's nails I do to wear new polish colors by wearing them and bringing them to her and beeing like "ooooh look how sparkly it is! it's so glittery! isn't it pretty?" So far it's only worked once but I think I can get it to work again.

No. 2304982

>>2304978
Undiscord by victornpb

No. 2304989

File: 1733980776409.png (2.4 MB, 1600x1188, IMG_4326.png)

>>2304982
Thank you!

No. 2304999

File: 1733982415461.jpg (41.67 KB, 640x640, 1ghxxharttj61.jpg)

i want to get into watching women's wrastling but i dont know where to start

No. 2305003

>>2304999
Same but whenever I get into something I will look at its community/fanbase because I just need interaction and discussion about the thing and women's wrestling is full of coomer moids who say "awooga mommy beat me to death"

No. 2305011

Browsing some cheap custom plushy enteries on Shein and Aliexpress and I love how 99% of the reviews are from people who made plushes of their pets, and they upload pics with the pet playing with the plush. So adorable. Meanwhile my ass wants to print a chibi version of my husbando onto one of these to keep on my bed and sleep with.

No. 2305013

>>2305011
Kek I wonder if anyone would be willing to commission my husbando. I'd cuddle him forever

No. 2305016

File: 1733984190832.jpg (103.21 KB, 799x1200, DSI09mqWsAEHpAl.jpg)

>>2304999
not sure if you mean pro wrestling (like the kind with the costumes and storylines) or real wrestling, but when it comes to the former I started following some WWE women by pirating recent pay-per-views to get a sense of what wrestling styles and rivalries stood out to me

No. 2305018

File: 1733984408696.jpg (11.97 KB, 220x293, Neva_cover_art.jpg)

I just played Neva… it was… good. But I can't help but compare it to Gris and I feel like this studio just made a more boring version on Gris but with some combat. Still worth the play through, but it just felt the same but with less charm. But instead of collecting colors in each section it was seasons. I want Namada to keep making games, but hope they're more creative.

No. 2305034

>>2304658
>>2304677
Meh anons thirsted over worse criminals like the Boston bomber guy, Jimmy Saville, Ezra Miller, there was also a lanzafag and tedfag once. At least this one did something right. I think the ezrafags were worse since they were in more threads because their containment thread got locked

No. 2305039

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My hearing has been 200% these past few days after being like 80% for a while now. I love having this super hearing where I can hear every intricate detail of a song and it sounds super loud, louder than usual.
>>2305013
If you're ok with the goofy cheap look, Aliexpress and Shein have some funny looking ones, picrel. If you want something good quality, I can't point you to any specific store or person because I'm too broke for that, kek. But I know of people who do that stuff, so give it a try, you never know.

No. 2305061

took a drive around to look at Christmas lights tonight, I drove through the woods and saw a raccoon about to go into some trash cans so I stopped and gave it some dog food (I keep it in my car in case I come across any strays.) felt nice to give it a good meal. everyone deserves at least one good meal.

No. 2305229

So many in my university class group chat are proudly announcing how they used AI for their finals. I feel like Im in the minority for actually writing mine.

No. 2305232

File: 1734013464371.jpg (34.88 KB, 736x552, 1000000338.jpg)

the jewsperging in the psyop thread is honestly making the thread entirely unreadable to me, mainly bc i go on the thread to see Barry Keogay get called an ugly faggot and not to read paragraphs and paragraphs about jew power. i don't really know what a jew is to begin with.

No. 2305235

>>2305232
So make your own post and call him ugly yourself. Ugly moids are not exempt from criticism just because they're joos.

No. 2305238

>>2305235
it's not that i have something against jew moids being called ugly, but when nonnies get into literature(/studies?) about jewish power that i just don't care about, too many things like class difference, race difference, Jewish traditions, and US history that i don't understand. but yeah, i'll "be the change you want to see" or whatever.

No. 2305248

BORED.

No. 2305254

>>2305229
Be proud, anon. Your final projects are great interview topics for jobs related to your degree, you will be able to talk about your methodologies and studies while they will stutter and fail to answer.

No. 2305256

I have three thoughts that I want to share.

Anyone else get horny when they need to pee.

I love Google. Don’t know how to boil an egg but not over boil it? Want to know how to make the shell peel easily? GOOGLE. Thanks google.

Hello kitty is ghetto

No. 2305264

File: 1734016137292.jpg (56.33 KB, 736x908, content.jpg)

found out i need at least a 31% on my exam today in order to get a B- in the class. i can't believe i'm actually going to get a decent grade in this class

No. 2305277

File: 1734017305836.jpeg (1.02 MB, 1259x1396, IMG_8812.jpeg)

Please help me decide if the tyla x Stanley cup is cute. Swore I’d never buy an overpriced Stanley but I like tyla and I think it’s mostly cute.

No. 2305280

>>2305277
It’s actually not cute, it’s ugly and cheap looking

No. 2305285

>>2305277
It looks tacky and ugly

No. 2305290

>>2305280
>>2305285
Thank you nonnas you just saved me a shit ton of money

No. 2305292

>>2305277
I like stanley cups but this one reminds me of a college sports team or tony the tiger

No. 2305326

>>2305034
>Lanza and Saville
Please tell me you're lying so I don't turn to blackpill

No. 2305334

Everyone is saying imogen heap just revealed she hates trans but I don’t see proof anywhere. I fucking hope she is I love her and would love her even more.

No. 2305392

File: 1734023341984.webp (169.29 KB, 675x1199, tyla-stanley-photose.webp)

>>2305277
I like Tyla, but I'm kinda split on this cup. I like the tiger design and that it's metallic, but I think the colors are slightly off. Like the brown of the background is too close in tone to the stripes. Or maybe the brown is too cool or light? I don't know. But, if you like it and you're actually in need of a new cup, I would say get it.

No. 2305402

Just got subway, I had one of their cookies and I forgot how fucking good they are. Also thinking about how I literally feed my insects better than me. These motherfuckers eat every vegetable you can think of and I'm eating doritos, cookies and sandwiches. I did stop by a pet store earlier and a lot of the animals were gone. Most of the hamsters/rats/gerbils and reptiles were gone. It's the holidays so a lot of people are probably buying pets for their kids, I just hope they actually do proper research and give those animals good lives.

No. 2305454

I have exams in a month and I havent been keeping up with this semester at all, but there's a voice in my head telling me to start a new visual novel

No. 2305567

>>2305334
She liked a tweet about it, you can see it in the Gender Ideology thread. I think her likes are hidden now

No. 2305676

File: 1734031775578.webp (460.56 KB, 1782x1440, temp_image_DFFD0FD7-9614-4FC3-…)

found a y2k discord group from r9k (4chan), joined it, made a comment about how much i hate racist nerds, got removed. not even 24 hours. Lmao, what did I expect?

No. 2305802

I've only been working 46 minutes and I'm already over it. I'm lucky to only work 6 hours now, but im so sick of this darn job. Maybe I should get a job where I can move around more.

No. 2305814

I'm not super religious but I like making the nativity scene every Christmas. It's a bit like playing with dolls kek I do it with my mom and we decide on how to make the invironment or what to put in. One time we put the little stable thingy with baby Jesus and Mary in, put a lot of farm animals around them like little chickens and sheep, and then built two little lakes with tiny ducks in them. This year she wants to make a big tilted path with a bunch of sheep and shepherds and put Mary and Jesus in a cave. I have a couple of little cat statues I like to sneak in every time too.

No. 2305816

File: 1734037047153.png (2.76 MB, 1733x1203, sadadsadasd.png)

Whats your favourite all female or mostly female cast media? for me its these two. I wish there was more female only shows that arent moeslop or boring sol(no shame to those who like them, they just bore me). I am still waiting for the day japan releases female spokon that isnt borderline porn shit.

No. 2305822

I'm eligible for medicinal cannabis and I hope I get a prescription.

No. 2305863

File: 1734039976763.jpg (2.32 MB, 1647x2546, 1000057560.jpg)

>>2305816
I know this sounds childish but I unironically enjoyed Shera and the Princess of Power. Something about both the hero and the main villain being women in a friends to enemies to lovers arc really stood out to me. It also made me a bit emotional since it's the sort of show I wished I could have as little girl. There's only a 2 plot relevant men in it. And I think there's 1 enby/troon character so it's similar to OITNB in that regard, which is also a favorite of mine. My favorite character was the nun kek.

No. 2305869

I can't believe I haven't been utilising company email adddresses to get shit done. I use to love getting an email to deal with than a phone call when I worked in customer service. The worst they can say is phone them during business hours and now I've got a paper trail of my issue. I really do overthink very simple things.

No. 2305870

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>>2305816
>Asobi Asobase (retarded girls doing retarded things)
>Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!!
>Arcane
>We have always lived in the castle
>MadoMagi
I feel like I've seen way more than this but I can't think of anything right now kek

No. 2305934

Nothing is more depressing than the mall dressing room. I hate my physical body even though it shouldnt matter or define me. Short, tummy, arms not thin enough. Ah fuck!

No. 2305941

Just had my first gynecology appointment today! The atmosphere was filled with so many women just joking and relaxing it put me at ease. It makes me hate moids even more knowing that in my area 40% of gynecology doctors are men.

No. 2305950

I don't really like my mother but she's been pretty chill (probably because i scarcely speak to her) recently so i got her a small gift for Christmas. It's a massaging lower back pillow. I'll drop it off to her once I get some batteries.

No. 2305962

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>a couple of days ago
>felt nostalgic and in the mood for trash
>youtube kept recommending me family guy clips for some odd reason
>guess that's my sign
>watch a few episodes from one of the newer seasons
>actually had a good chuckle every now and then
>last night
>had my first steamy hot sex dream in several months
>it was about motherfucking quagmire
>I swear I'll never watch that shit ever again

No. 2305977

Changed all my streaming services to standard plans with adverts because I could give a fuck and sometimes it's nice to have a little break and look at my phone or get a snack lol. Also I'm cheap.

No. 2306003

>>2305962
Giggity

No. 2306280

I think I'm having a heart attack. Hurts when I breath in.

No. 2306283

>>2306280
Samefag, I just had to burp.

No. 2306291

>>2306280
Fucking hate when gas makes you think your ticker's about to explode. Glad you're okay nonny

No. 2306292

>>2306280
>>2306283
kek relatable

No. 2306313

I have this weird urge to kiss everything right now. Give everything some love. I kissed a plushie.

No. 2306316

Reeeeeally needing my ex gf right now (We actually hate each other and not on speaking terms).

No. 2306317

>>2306316
Most functional lolcow relationship

No. 2306328

>>2306317
We are so bad for each other I posted about us in the personal cow thread years ago….

No. 2306379

I'm the anon from the request thread who had a meeting with a song writer/producer over some lyric I couldn't figure out. He's a bit crazy and into astrology and spiritual bullshit and conspiracy theories, but he's an ok person and told me lots of interesting stuff about the artist he worked with. He's hopefully gonna share demos, unreleased songs, fashion photoshoots and a documentary with me. And he asked me for some of my singing recording because he may want to sign me up to his agency. Idk how to feel about that, it's always been a dream of mine but I don't think I'm good enough for it. Either way it was an interesting conversation.

No. 2306395

Haveany nonnies done a water fast? i want to start my first one ever but im nervous. Though I feel like the negativity will make me fail.

No. 2306405

i've been having a lot of dreams about shooting people and hiding from police lately after this ceo debacle, i think the cia are inside my head.

No. 2306439

>>2306405
its also mercury retrograde some of us are getting really vivid dreams like this. i got waterboarded recently

No. 2306474

>>2306439
i dreamt my final paper was graded by an lc mod

No. 2306481

>>2306474
What was the result?

No. 2306494

>>2306395
first day is fine, but the second and maybe third day may be difficult. Make sure you have your necessary minerals and get lots of rest

No. 2306501

Some babies/toddlers/children are so fucking ugly I don’t know how their parents can stand to look at them. I would NEVER share this opinion in person but so many times I see people posting their kids and wince a little bit. I’m not antinatalist or anything either. And rarely do I ever have this thought seeing a child IRL, really just seeing these parents posting their ugly ass kids everywhere online acting like they are the most perfect little cherub to ever be born.

No. 2306507

I cringe ever time when parents address objects or a person with a weird ass false name that their child made up because they cannot speak properly yet. No, you are not cute. It always feels like scratching a chalk board for some reason

No. 2306510

>>2306507
I hate when people do that. I also hate when people teach their kids weird euphemisms for genitals, the one I've heard from multiple people was "pagina". Like that's so retarded and smacks of homeschool, it's setting your child up for failure. These people I'd heard it from continued using this pronunciation as adults which pissed me off most of all. If you're going to have the talk with your kid use the proper word, if you're incapable of speaking the word vagina around them it's because you are weak and should not have had children

No. 2306515

Thinking about Dillon The Hacker because of a video I just watched. Holy shit. I feel gloomy thinking about it. He was a part of my youth

No. 2306549

File: 1734093390787.jpg (256.31 KB, 1656x802, nucamera.jpg)

>camera model is one of the new cheap shitty ones that don't even fold down
Zoomers really get the worst shit and think it's just baseline but it isn't

No. 2306576

Went to a McDonald's and it was staffed entirely by people with Down syndrome. And I thought, Aw, how cute, they're helping them be self-sufficient and giving their day concrete purpose. But then it took forty minutes for them to give me my single hash brown and I no longer thought it was cute. Forty fucking minutes.

No. 2306580

>>2306576
Putting booger eaters in charge of people’s food is the stuff of nightmares

No. 2306588

>>2306576
That sucks nonna we have a tard staffed Taco Bell by me and it is run like the navy, they must have a non-tard lesbian manager

No. 2306596

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I have 287 unread emails from this semester. Wish me luck to clear all this shit out… hopefully I didn't miss any important deadlines, appointments or emails

No. 2306608

>>2306596
Good luck with that nonnie

No. 2306614

>>2306576
reminds me of that video of the three tard chefs that took forever to find a spoon (ironically i cannot find the video anymore)

No. 2306631

File: 1734102626971.jpg (175.67 KB, 597x720, Seated_Statue_of_Hatshepsut_ME…)

really sad to me how Hatshepsut is considered one of the best pharoahs egypt had yet everything about her was erased and credited to other pharoahs not long after her reign ended. Women make extremely good leaders, but we don't get shit in return

No. 2306657

>>2305277
this would work as a print on some accesories or a sweet jacket but no, shitty hydrodip on a Stanley that's going to scratch off within weeks it is.

No. 2306659

Accidently dyed my hair too dark but I'm sexy and it works, or so the indian moid that followed me around Tesco told me.

No. 2306660

>>2305567
>>2305334
Mouthwashing retards crying shitting their pants right now lmao

No. 2306666

>>2306660
No she made a video after it happened originally denouncing it and saying it was a mistake

No. 2306670

im so hungry why is my food taking ages to come

No. 2306677

>>2306670
mood, I ordered that thing like 20 minutes ago and it's not here yet!!! wtf mcdonalds!?!

No. 2306680

>>2306291
>>2306280
oh, is that really what a heart attack feels like? i just remembered about the death of my cousin's best friend's father that my grandmother told me about, she said that while he and the best friend were arguing about the latter not believing in god, the father suddenly yelled "gas! gas!", but then they later realized he was actually having a heart attack. i was really confused at that part for a while.

No. 2306687

>>2306680
Gas can put pressure on your torso and back, which can feel similar to a heart attack. If you burp/fart and feel better, you're probably fine. If you don't, better safe than sorry.

No. 2306694

>>2306666
ugh goddamn sellout

No. 2306731

i would reaallly love to hear death grips cover beat it by michael jackson

No. 2306809

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I really want to smoke a cig and drink some coffee. it's the best combination but I'm trying to not smoke as much…

No. 2306853

I haven't had tobacco or weed in 2 weeks and I'm proud I haven't caved. The insomnia sucks ass though but I heard back from the legal weed doctor and once I send over my medical history I'll basically get a prescription for smoke and I cannot wait. God I wish it was Monday

No. 2306898

>struggles with building components at my internship
>nothing works the way I want to
>"Damn this fucking sucks. Why did I decide to become a web developer? I got the retarded and brain foggy strain of autism, not the clever one. I hate this"
>I figure something out and everything starts to work like intended
>I'm on a roll and get several things done
>"Damn I fucking love this shit"
Told my supervisor about all of my ups-and-downs and self doubts, she just laughed and said "welcome to the rest of your career" kek

No. 2306915

>>2306853
I'm proud of you for giving up tobacco, but I'm sad to hear that you're giving in and going back on cannabis. I hope you can quit it for good one day.

No. 2306917

It's almost 2025 and I'm still accidentally writing 2023 in my diary entries. I need to get out more.

No. 2306933

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I need to go to the grocery store but I woke up much later than I planned today so my whole schedule is ruined.

No. 2306971

nonnies i theres a beautiful performance i bought cheap tickets to attend but i feel very gloomy and sleepy today and i dont want to fight with rush hour traffic. id have to get ready within the hour. is it worth going?

No. 2306972

>>2306971
Yes, go out and have fun

No. 2306973

>>2306971
Do it! You won't regret it

No. 2306975

>>2306972
thank you sweet nonnie. i feel silly but sometimes you need another person to encourage you to go against what the bad mood prefers. its for a winter ballet performance! i guess i wont say much else lest it makes me less anon

No. 2306983

>>2306975
Have fun at the ballet! I wish I could go with you. Are you seeing the Nutcracker or a different performance? I love dance!!!!

No. 2306989

>>2306983
you are killing me! the nutcracker, yes! now i cant sperg to anyone after hehe. ill nutcrackerfag here instead after the event.

No. 2306993

Made the mistake of listening to a song I like in both versions, Italian and English, over and over again right next to each other, and now my brain splices up the lyrics of both versions together and I end up singing a mixed English and Italian version.

No. 2307000

File: 1734125399792.jpeg (43.55 KB, 340x512, 1A929B23-E79B-42C3-82E7-3E8138…)

>>2306989
The Nutcracker is so much fun. Let us know which is your favorite in the parade of nations, I’m always partial to the mirlitons. San Francisco Ballet does a cool version of the Tea performance with a dragon, picrel.

No. 2307032

File: 1734127374095.jpg (58.29 KB, 646x1200, 1000011986.jpg)

I bought picrel as a blind buy and as soon as I smelled ot I let out a laugh. Every single person in the r/bathandbodyworks subreddit (I don't participate, I mostly hatefollow) would describe this in such an unflattering way. It's all
>EWWW IT SMELLS LIKE DUST
>EWWWW IT'S SO MASCULINE I GAGGED
>IT SMELLS LIKE A DANK, MUSTY ATTIC
>UGH IT'S SO GROSS AND WEIRD
And spoiler alert it is the tamest, plainest "musk" scent. I wouldn't even call it masculine. It's quite feminine, really. Just a slightly feminine musk scent, nothing complex (it is bath and bodyworks kek so of course). It's quite nice, no idea why every single person in that sub thinks this is the most repulsive and masculine scent around kek.

No. 2307034

>>2307032
People who buy those gourmand ass candles all day have busted scent receptors

No. 2307038

>>2307032
Masculine scents usually smell better anyway. I love smelling like a ripped lumberjack. It's hotter than smelling like ~vanilla and oranges~. Reddit bitches are basic with no depth

No. 2307041

>>2306915
I did my masters on cannabinoids. It's non toxic and we have an entire biological system within our bodies that has receptors just for cannabinoids. I hate the stigma against weed that's the only reason I stopped and the black market. No harm to you but I just think people are wild ignorant saying shit like that. I was a chronic smoker for 13 years and no one knew unless I told them. I did all my driving lessons high because I knew that was going to be my normal lol. Passed first time and driving instructor told me I was an exceptional student. Wouldn't have got through uni without it. I have cptsd and all other legal medications I've been given by doctors have had a wealth of side effects and left me worse off. Why not use a non toxic substance that I know gives me the results and motivation to live my life well. Nicotine was the worst thing to get addicted too but I honestly haven't craved it at all.

No. 2307063

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I have lived for over 20 years and only now I find out that couscous is not a grain but actually a type of pasta because it's made from flour. For some reason I can't accept it

No. 2307071

>>2307041
You don't have to power-level. I was a chronic smoker for 8 years and I worked in the cannabis industry for 6+ years in both the black market and the legalized market. I campaigned heavily for it's legalization, which involved meeting with politicians and hosting rallies and campaigns. Looking back on it now, I regret my actions and wish that I focused my efforts on decriminalization instead. Legalization was a disaster for the society in which I live. When I quit weed I was in a very strong state of denial about my addiction to it. It wasn't until I was 6 months sober that I could actually think straight and evaluate with honesty how cannabis affected me, and only after a year sober could I come to terms with how that addiction negatively impacted every facet of my life. I used to drive high too, but looking back I wish I had been arrested or my license taken away because every time I drove high I was endangering myself and everyone else around me, and I didn't want to admit that at the time because my addiction completely controlled me. It worries me that you drive high, not just for your sake but for the sake of people that you could maim or kill. My entire 20s are a blur looking back because of the mental side-effects of cannabis, and I'm still dealing with the consequences of my addiction to this day. It's so strange because I also told myself "nobody knows unless I tell them," and I see that idea repeated my chronic stoners all the time, but it's so far from the truth. Believe me when I say people know, they're not as stupid as we'd like to think. I've seen you time and time again, I know how you think because I was you, so I know that eventually you'll wake up and smell the roses. It's only a matter of time. I wish you well.

No. 2307081

>>2307071
Cannabis effects people differently. My friend hates it and asked to smoke for the first time with me in her 20s she never took to it and it never was a factor. My mum and dad have dealt with my druggie brother who got kicked out of the navy for drug use. If they even suspected I smoked it they would have lay in to me about it. They never did. I'm not trying to power level and yeah I've never been a grower or worked in cannabis sales but I did study it to the molecular level for my dissertation along with the endocannabinoid system. Glad you feel better off of it but I've no issues with clear thinking apart from the various medications from the doctors that gave me brain fog. I use it to address the symptoms of my cptsd which include insomnia, generalised anxiety, panic attacks, clinical depression etc etc. You sound like Elton john calling weed a gateway drug when that entirely depends on the culture in which you consume the substance. I've never felt the need to do harder drugs and I would maybe drink gin once a month if that. My last drink was August and I'll probably have a few on Christmas when I'm with my parents.

No. 2307087

>>2307081
Also I asked the doctor about driving while high and the law in the UK even states it's at the drivers discretion whether their medication impairs them enough to drive. Thanks for the concern but retards addicted to their smart phones are a bigger issue on the road than me staying in my lane and driving perfectly so the police never have a need to pull me over lol

No. 2307090

>>2307081
>>2307085
>>2307087
I know that there's no point in reasoning with someone in the throws of addiction, but please stop driving high at the very least. It is very dangerous for the people around you. Please stop driving while impaired. I don't make any baseless claims about you, so please don't make baseless claims about me. I never said anything about harder drugs, gateway drugs, feeling better off of it, or anything. You made that all up. I shared my story like you shared yours, that's all. I wish you well. You'll beat it one day, but when that day comes it won't be a good feeling. That's the point though.

No. 2307098

>>2307090
You can keep labelling me an addict but I stopped smoking in November of my own violation because of the expense and the black market. Would an addiction be able to quit cold turkey? I'm seeking professional medical advice on using it legally to manage my symptoms and am happy to wait for the process and make sure everything is as guilt free as possible. At my heaviest usage I was using 25g a month, people are getting prescribed 60g and 80g which I think is mad just on cost alone but again, doctors are prescribing for it so who am I to judge someone. My dad has MS and won't touch it even though Jack Osbourne went into remission using various therapies and cannabis, hopefully with me accessing it legally it might help him choose another avenue to best manage his symptoms.

I didn't make any baseless claims, you just said you worked in the industry and were a chronic smoker for less time than I was and you regret all your choices. As I said, glad you feel better now and hopefully when I get my script I can have a peaceful night's sleep.

No. 2307109

I kind of regret not looking into the room where the weird smell came out when I went over to that one guys place before we had a falling out. His apartment was really messy and he had a really beautiful room upstairs that would be perfect as a bedroom but he put the bed into the tiniest most cramped up room instead and used the spacious room to hang up a bunch of laundry that was always scattered around. The room I was intrigued by was always closed. He only opened it once to retrieve something and when he opened the door I noticed the weird smell. The dude was really fucked in the head, kinda arrogant and taught politics at a high school but yeez I really want to know what was in that damn room.

No. 2307119

>>2307098
You made baseless claims about me, and insulted me too. You said that I was ignorant, that I was like Elton John, that I was a fearmongering about gateway drugs. Read your posts back. You then deflected and brought up legality, your family life, your family's illnesses and addictions, your mental illness, your studies, your drinking habits, for what? Why would you bring all that up unless to justify it? Why do you feel the need to justify it unless you know, unconsciously or not, that it's wrong? I used to deflect when I was an addict too, because it's easier to deflect than it is to reflect and admit that there's something wrong. Again, I'm wishing you well. I hope that you can move past whatever it was that gave you CPTSD and stop relying on substances to make you feel better.

>Glad you feel better now.

You're missing the point. I felt "better" when I was high all the time because weed makes us feel good. It makes us feel comfortable. When I was high all the time, I made choices that benefited my addiction rather than myself. I made mistakes, like driving high, which I still regret to this day. Cannabis started a crutch for me because I couldn't handle the stresses of daily life, but in the end it became a block that held me back and that paused my personal growth and development. I don't want to feel good all the time, I don't want to numb myself and my emotions just to avoid the difficulties of life. I developed healthier coping skills and did a lot of personal reflection and therapy, and now I realized that I never needed a crutch to begin with. I was malingering because I was immature and selfish. Eventually, you won't need this crutch either.

No. 2307122

>>2307034
I wouldn’t expect the type of person who one, buys bath and bodyworks candles, and two, posts on the B&BW subreddit, to have particularly good taste.

No. 2307136

>>2307119
Yeah well you're acting ignorant and doing an Elton john whereas your individual experience is h9w everyone experiences weed. I already addressed everyone experiences it differently I started smoking in my 20s, I don't have a blur of memories or regrets. I wouldn't have finished my education to a post graduate level without using cannabis as a crutch so we have completely different experiences. I suffered insomnia since a child and the first time I smoked weed on holiday in Amsterdam I had the best sleep of my life and when I got back to the UK statyed researching it and found a dealer. 3 years later I had left a physically abusive relationship, got my own place and enrolled into university after dropping out I initially when I was 19 because I couldn't handle it and started working. As I said people have different experiences. Glad you did what you had to do for yourself and I'm going to do me!

No. 2307138

>>2307136
All those typos are because I currently have carpal tunnel and typing on a phone not cause I'm high BTW lol

No. 2307145

>>2307109
What kind of weird smell was it?

No. 2307160

>>2307063
WHAT?!

No. 2307162

Just came. Still depressed

No. 2307163


No. 2307165

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I'm looking up car insurances and why are they so expensive please I'm jobless and broke I can't afford to pay +500€. That's literally all I have on my account atm

No. 2307168

>>2307165
What the fuck? That's like 500 USD. In burgerland my insurance was 75 a month when I had a car. Wtf is going on in yurop?

No. 2307169

I've always avoided it, but I think I'm finally going to add some anons from the friend finder thread after my exams, because I want to try make friends. I know it's a risk but I'm so lonely. Please don't be moids/trannies/tifs.

No. 2307172

>>2307165
omg no, 500€ for the entire year, not monthly. If I had to pay that much every month I'd still be taking public transport kek

No. 2307181

>>2306501
and they always stink too. like piss and old milk and general grime.

No. 2307182

>>2307172
Ohhh, okay. That's pretty expensive still! My insurance was only like 345 a year. What insurance perks did you sign up for? Insurance can get so expensive because they'll tell you you need X package when it's really just not needed.

No. 2307192

>>2307182
I'm just looking for a basic plan, but since I'm still considered a new driver (got my license on may '23, here you need at least 3 years of experience to stop being considered one) and this would be my 1st time getting insuranced, companies take advantage of that and the prices are so, so inflated it's insane.
I'll probably just hit up a local agent like I did last year and have them sort it out. Can't be arsed to deal with this headache and make a thousand phone calls

No. 2307200

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my mom is starting to smell like an old lady and it makes me so sad…. i'm never telling her though

No. 2307232

>>2307200
Persimmon soap supposedly gets rid of the old lady smell, if you ever want to gift her some

No. 2307264

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The way I screamed

No. 2307276

>>2307264
I’m in love with her

No. 2307279

>>2307165
i feel you, i've been getting quotes for up to 1k CAD a month, and i've been driving for like years, just this time it's a car under my name and not a company car so my record is clean and naked. it fucking sucks.

No. 2307280

>>2307279
>1k a month
Brampton?

No. 2307281

>>2307276
She is wonderful. Don't trust the B in Apartment 23 is so underrated. She's just so pleasing to watch on screen.

No. 2307282

>>2307280
i fucking wish, it's actually montreal unfortunately, because of the port, a lot of cars get stolen, and remind you i'm in a better part of the city, i just don't have any records due to never actually having insurance. (these were for 2024 toyotas) i work at a dealership and my coworker told me that having 0 record is on par w/ having a bad record kek.

No. 2307290

i got used to my new drawing tablet and drawing is so good now, i'm so happy and hopefully going to waste less time online now.

No. 2307353

Used FaceApp for the first time to edit a really shitty photo of me since I need a headshot for my resume and it's actually INSANE how beautiful it made me. This bitch does not look like me!!! Wtf. No wonder so many women have body dysmorphia. They spend so much time looking at themselves in these apps and edited photos that they forget what they really look like. I do not look like this. I feel like a boomer discovering the Internet for the first time

No. 2307355

>>2307353
This is how I felt the first time I used it. It softened my face and whitened my skin significantly. Now I accept my darker tone and sharp features are beautiful in their own way

No. 2307359

debating if i want to buy gifts. really dont want to spend hundreds on toys..

No. 2307369

>>2307355
It did the same to me. It changes your face entirely and makes you look like another person. I had to turn off all the face edits because it really looked completely like another person. I'm glad you accept your natural features, nonna. Just some minimal editing and lighting changes are way better than some AI editing your features into what it thinks is the most conventional standard of beauty

No. 2307381

A youtuber I really liked finally uploaded after a whole year only for it to be promo for his western slop comic… sigh

No. 2307398

>>2307169
doing this after the recent drama is ballsy, good luck…

No. 2307488

Taking my third melatonin gummy of the night because I woke up an hour ago and haven't been able to go back to sleep. I wonder if I'm becoming reliant on melatonin.

No. 2307505

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A friend of my mom has a teenage son, and he got caught catfishing horny moids by using filters to make himself appear as a Korean woman. He racked up hundreds of dollars from just leading on horny scrotes. Of course, his mom is angry with him, but I gotta say that was impressive.

No. 2307521

>suddenly remember a very obscure point & click game I played as a kid
>never solved the final stage despite the general baby tier difficulty of the game
>find a let's play with 350 views, the only one on youtube afaik
>the solution was the usual point & click bullshit where you have to place an object on one precise pixel or else it doesn't work
I feel like an idiot, I used to get really worked up about not finishing this game and it was not even a good one.

No. 2307522

>>2307488
isn't melatonin supposed to be taken to help make when you fall asleep consistent? it's not like a sleeping pill. i also find it doesn't help me stay asleep.

No. 2307531

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Indian men are so pathetic, how are you an 48 year old man powertripping your 19 year old daughter?

No. 2307533

Went out to town for the first time in forever and two different men asked me for money.. I realised that they didn't ask any of the other nearby men and only women, explains why I get pestered so much in the streets

No. 2307534

>>2307505
Kek, I hope he didn't do anything risky like tell them his address/legal bank details or send pictures of his house but it's what creepy old moids deserve.

No. 2307556

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>It's 3:00 in the morning, I'm just starting to fall asleep after a long night of facetuning photos of randos to make them better-looking.
>Eyes slowly closing.
>Hear my kitty start screaming and yowling and hissing.
>"ohmygod she's hurt she's dying what's going on?!?!"
>Jump out of bed.
>Rush outside to the living room, trying to locate my snarling kitty.
>She's nowhere to be found.
>panic.jpg
>She suddenly yowls incredibly loud, followed by a strong hiss, and I follow the noise to her.
>She's behind the curtain of my sliding glass door that leads to the backyard, only her tail is visible to the eye.
>"Kitty what's wrong?!? What's out there?!?"
>I pull back the curtain.
>My jaw hits the floor.
>I see him.
>I scream.
>It's Big Joe.
>"BIG JOE?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!?!?"
>My kitty is still hissing and trying to attack him from behind the glass.
>I pick her up and scream out:
>"BIG JOE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!"
>His smugness is almost overwhelming as he looks up at me.
>Kitty and I stare him down and see only depravity looking back at us.
>He turns around.
>He slowly walks away into the darkness of night.
>I close the curtains and take kitty into my bedroom.
>We are both stunned and speechless.

Tonight has been such an emotional roller-coaster for my kitty and I and we're still grappling with the fact that he is alive. I haven't seen him in 2 years I thought he was fucking dead. I don't know how to cope with this or handle this. What am I supposed to do if he keeps coming back??? He got so much fatter and uglier and stupider since the last time I saw him. My kitty has been traumatized by this and I don't know how to help her because she doesn't respond well to therapeutic interventions but I worry for her mental state. Big Joe I hate you I hate what you did to me I hate what you did to her I hate what you did to our family I hate you. I'm praying to God that I never have to see him again.

No. 2307589

Having some takoyaki

No. 2307595

I work in a jewelry store as the after-sale supervisor but my office is in the next building so I rarely see customers, but today after my lunch break I stayed a little longer in the main store to help my coworkers and a lady asked me if I was in charge of designing the jewels, she probably thought that because of my vaguely goth outfit that may have given me an artsy vibe, I felt really flattered.

No. 2307601

I had two dreams about chameleons tonight. Now I hate chameleons and I an scared of them.
Yesterday I was gifted some Otis Spunkmeyer frozen cookie dough in the chocolate pecan flavor. Tbh I'm looking forward to baking some tonight, I did make two yesterday and they were delicious.

No. 2307608

moon watching with my friend

No. 2307618

>>2307556
who is big joe

No. 2307622

>>2307556
This is insane, what's the lore?

No. 2307638

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>squeez boby
I'm never looking at comment sections again

No. 2307656

>>2306439
it is in retrograde? wow i just had a vivid dream about having jumping powers and jumping over to the balcony of a cute boy. what does this mean

No. 2307673

I recently got some earbuds with ANC and I'm really happy with them. Up until now I've been using regular headphones when going out and listening to music on my commute, but this is such an upgrade. I know ANC isn't some advanced alien technology, but I just love being able to tune out the rest of the world and listen to my music. Not only that but I don't have to turn up the volume too much to drown out everything else so I won't damage my hearing. I also love the ambient mode, I can listen to music while walking and still hear my surroundings. I feel at peace now.

No. 2307686

my amazon representative ended the support chat with:

Thank you choosing Amazon I hope your day end with a smile on your face!

thats so cute. she tried

No. 2307788

>>2307686
i love it when they start sending hearts and smiley faces i do it right back, makes returning less stressful kek

No. 2307835

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I'm considering ordering home some ruby chocolate to make hot coco with, but because of the price I'm trying to find more recipes with it since I enjoy baking and making candy, but I'm struggling to find something that appeals to me…

No. 2307843

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today i learned what it means to call someone a "bunny"

No. 2307849

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I'm washing hair extensions (like picrel) but I forgot to braid the bundles beforehand so now they might be tangled…fuck me.

No. 2307906

>>2307618
>>2307622
Big Joe is my kitty's ex-boyfriend and the deadbeat father of her kittens. They were on-and-off again for 4 years because they kept having fights so they kept breaking up but Big Joe would always come back and gaslight her and manipulate her into reconciliation. It was a toxic relationship. My kitty has Asperger's Syndrome so during their relationship she didn't understand that Big Joe was using her and that he was a manipulative sociopath and that she should dump him because he was just using her as a booty-call. He disappeared 2 years ago after my kitty had her second litter of kittens. She was showing him the kittens in the backyard and he stepped on one (abuse) and so she punched him in the face and then he ran away and never came back so she had to raise the kittens virtually all by herself and they grew up without any father-figure. I thought that Big Joe got eaten by a coyote or something, but I guess he was just biding his time. Now that he's back I can tell my kitty is depressed and upset because of last night because she is still traumatized by their unfair and evil relationship so I just pray that Big Joe dies for real before he can come back tonight and try to emotionally abuse my kitty again.

I call him "Big" Joe because even though he's a stray tomcat, he's the fattest cat that I've ever seen in my life. Sorry, I forgot to mention it at the time in my OP because I was in a state of severe shock.

No. 2307930

>>2307906
Big Joe sounds like a scummy bastard stay vigilant anon

No. 2307939

>>2307906
Why is your kitty not spayed and kept inside? Is it just a friendly stray that you feed and call yours?

No. 2307950

>>2307939
No she is my kitty and she is spayed now and stays inside now. When she was younger I let her go in the backyard because she likes the sunshine and I wanted to expose her to the germs outside so that she didn't end up allergic to things or immunocompromised. I didn't spay her until she was a bit older because she really wanted to be a mother and I didn't want to rob her of the chance to accomplish one of her goals. This response sounds like you are victim-blaming my kitty when really it's Big Joe that you should be harassing not her. My kitty is my best friend and she doesn't deserve any online hate or vitriol. I know that she made a mistake when she got together with Big Joe the first time but she's learned and grown a lot since then and now she knows that moids aren't worth shit.
>>2307930
Thank you for your kind words. I am going to keep her inside my bedroom tonight so that she have the chance to see him if he does come to the door again. I hope that she doesn't ever have to deal with what he put her through every again.

No. 2307972

Idk how but somehow I lost an entire blow dryer. I've been looking for it for months and haven't been able to find it, it's driving me ducking insane. Im Looking for it right now and it's making me frustrated

No. 2307981

>>2307972
Same fag, I found it! It was in a box and I cord was literally sticking out. I must be blind.

No. 2307984

>>2307906
Kek this whole time I thought it was your ex, not the cat's ex

No. 2307989

Just watched videos of parents getting to leave the NICU with their babies, and now I'm crying.

No. 2307997

>>2307950
This is slimy as fuck. I hope you're trolling and there is no cat

No. 2308007

>>2307950
>she really wanted to be a mother
your cat fell for the psyop and you failed to stop her shame on you

No. 2308010

>>2308007
I know that she made a mistake but it was her mistake to make I tried to tell her many times "kitty, Big Joe is using you, don't believe his lies" but she would always disagree and act like I was harshing her vibe and trying to ruin her relationship because she was stuck in a bad relationship and she was in denial about it because of her autism. To be fair the kittens were really cute and I gave them to my sisters and my friends so now all our cats are related and they have their birthdays all together so it's really fun and they all have playmates when we visit each other.

No. 2308016

>>2308010
This would be hilarious bpd-coded parody but it actually happened, so that is why it's making my skin crawl. I get it now, best of luck with your cat and projections nona

No. 2308017

>>2308016
>best of luck with your cat and projections nona
Thank you! Best of luck to you too in all your endeavours & well wishes!

No. 2308018

>>2307939
>Why is your kitty not spayed and kept inside?
Do you see the way she talks and types? I would be more surprised if she hadn't spayed her cat and didn't keep it inside.

No. 2308022

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>>2308018
I would normally assume it's pixielocks stan-fic and kek but there have been several self-proclaimed bpd's roaming lc and posting similar bait

No. 2308029

>>2308011
You probably meant to post here, but anyways, wanted to say try making a homemade version. I watched many recipes but didn't like how they did it tbh, too much dairy products imo. But if that's ok with you, I've seen people using butter, milk and cheese to create the sauce iirc, and then add the boiled elbow pasta, then the breadcramps and extra shredded cheese then in the boiler for a bit to give it a crust. I think using a real type of yellow cheese, not the processes stuff, and milk or cream is enough for the sauce, with some pasta water for starch and to thicken it up. Or make it like a bechamel sauce. Vidrel is a nice recipe imo.

No. 2308032

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My first purchase as soon as I get my braces removed.

No. 2308034

I bought some crickets from a different store than I usually buy from, and oh my fucking god these motherfuckers JUMP! The other ones I buy didn't jump. They're scaring me so fucking bad, and they're so hard to catch.

No. 2308035

>>2308034
Jumping crickets and locusts were the bane of my fucking existence when I worked with exotics kek

No. 2308044

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>Learn about the lizard man of Bishopville, South Carolina
>Proceed to watch YouTube videos on the lizard man for the entire day
>All of my recommendations are now about signs of autism in women
What does it mean nonnys

No. 2308045

>>2308044
KEK well I have some news nonnie

No. 2308050

File: 1734220644928.mp4 (1.27 MB, 1452x1080, 0930.mp4)

>>2308044
It means the algorithm has gotten really good.
Also, video is loud so watch out.

No. 2308074

>>2308035
What exotics did you work with anon? These days I find myself so jelly of people who take care of animals

No. 2308079

I lost the remote control for the AC so i have to plug it in and out to turn it off/on and it just did a big sparkle when i disconnected it, i think i probably fucked up the plug

No. 2308102

>>2308079
There should be a way to manually shut the power on the AC unit down without the remote control. Look up an instruction manual online by keying in "[AC unit model name] manual pdf" on a search engine. You must be careful to avoid pulling the plug out without turning the device off first, because it can cause serious bodily harm via electrocution. If you've never been electrocuted, basically the electricity seizes your body and you're unable to move to stop it, it can kill you very slowly and painfully. It's especially dangerous if you live alone. Please consider your safety first.

No. 2308110

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I think i want to make a few Christmas cookie boxes this year for my family and friends but whenever I bake I always find a way to fuck it up so idk.

No. 2308111

>>2308029
I will try this because I love trying new food, but I specifically bought box mac n cheese because that's what people were nostalgic about
I have my own quick n easy macaroni recipe that uses macaroni, milk, egg, butter, cubed peppers and tomatoes all mixed in a deep fireproof pot and just let to cook in an oven until the macaroni soaks up all the liquid
Curiously it tastes as if it has cheese but it doesn't

No. 2308115

>>2308111
A lot of the time nostalgic comfort food is pretty nasty if you weren't brought up on it. I think people are nostalgic for the associations of the food, not the food itself. Like when I'm sick, I like to make grilled cheese sandwiches, not because I think that they're very good, but because it reminds me of the times when I was a little kid and my mother would make those for me. When I make them now, I'm more so chasing those memories and those feelings of security and comfort, not so much the actual taste and texture of the sandwich itself.

No. 2308118

>>2308102
there is a power button on the AC but its broken

No. 2308120

>>2307505
if that was my son i'd be proud

No. 2308121

>>2308118
Hire an electrical repair-person. The device can probably be fixed easily with simple soldering. Usually when a power button is broken, it's because the wire is messed up somehow. If it's a window-unit, you might be able to get off with bringing it into a electronics repair shop, but if it's a wall-unit you might have to call a person that specializes in HVAC. Repairing things is usually cheaper than buying new things. Air conditioning isn't worth your life. There's no sense in ignoring this issue and dying as a consequence of your inaction. Your life is worth more than air conditioning.

No. 2308122

you know, I think men being so mad at abortion is ironic. This is the same gender that's responsible for the vast majority of murder across the globe. You would think terminating a pregnancy wouldn't faze them that much, yet it does. Then again, it doesn't take much to realize that "muh morality" isn't what it's really about.

No. 2308125

>>2308122
They don't have strong enough theory of mind to fully understand the issue even though a woman could if the roles were reversed. They only get super pissy about it out of wanting to control reproduction or cuz they were almost aborted and their mom fucked up in telling them so. I deal with the latter one and it's a huge headache

No. 2308129

>>2308122
They're not angry at the explicit concept of abortion, that is: destroying a fetus. They are angry at the implicit idea of abortion, that is: loss of control. They want to live in a fantasy world where we're their property, without intrinsic control over our own bodies. They want to physically possess us, but at the same time spiritually control us. It's the same idea as why slaves weren't allowed to read or write. It wasn't the act of reading that scared the slave-owners, it was the ability to transmit knowledge that terrified them. The world isn't surface level. Everything has an explicit message and an implicit, often hidden, message. Abortion is not about the fetus, it's about control and loss thereof.

No. 2308137

>>2308125
KEKK this reminds me of a nonna's story about her and her boyfriend. Her, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend's mother were in the same room and discussed pregnancy. She asked her boyfriend's mother about how she felt about the pregnancy and what kind of baby she would've wanted. The mother straight up said that if she KNEW she was carrying a boy, she likely would've gotten an abortion. They both laughed even though the boyfriend was obviously uncomfortable and tried to hide with with forced laughter. Kekk, I gotta dig through my fat ass phone gallery and find the screenshot sometime.

No. 2308145

>>2308129
This! Think of all the malding moid memes where the evil bitch Stacy rejects our poor downtrodden hero and years later he's driving ten fancy cars and wearing a Rolex on his dick when he runs into evil Stacy, who has twenty kids (mixed race, of course) and she begs to have him back.
Pregnancy and children are a moid's way of inflicting violence when they decide not to murder. If evil bitch Stacy could legally get rid of her twenty mixed race kids, and managed to move on with her life, how would the moid in this totally real scenario feel? He'd feel sad, and that's a crime.

No. 2308194

Watching Diary of a Mad Black Woman just because I want to see the "Christina's gone!" scene

No. 2308201

>>2308194
>"Are you hungry? Oh. Maybe you should go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat then."
That's my favourite part of the movie.

No. 2308202

I love caramel sauce I want to eat enough until I get cut open like one of those candy gore tumblr artstyles and just pour out pure caramel sauce. Also I used to hate raspberries and now I don't

No. 2308233

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They’ve played Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story every single day since it premiered on the hallmark channel, sometimes multiple times a day. It isn’t good even by hallmark standards and they spent the entire budget on ugly football player cameos. I desire garbage but even I have standards hallmark.

No. 2308236

>>2307505
why is she even mad at him? for raking in cash kek?was he using the money for bad stuff nonnie?

No. 2308237

I slept walk last night and drew on the walls. I also spilled an entire gallon of milk. My family doesn’t believe me and they think I did it to fuck with them. No one is speaking to me.

No. 2308244

>>2308233
>Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story
I hate Hallmark movies and this is exactly the kind of shit I would do if I were an exec kek, sorry anon

No. 2308245

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After ages of using girltalk, i've switched over to Futaba light as the style, it looks so sweet and nice, it's less straining on my eyes too.

No. 2308249

>>2308245
I like the colour scheme but it reminds me too much of 4chan kek

No. 2308259

Do you guys think anyone normal uses 4chan. Like if you met a seemingly normal scrote who admitted they used it, would you mace him?

No. 2308261

>>2308259
Normal-passing maybe, but no, pretty much no one who uses imageboards regularly can really be considered “normal” deep down.

No. 2308266

>>2308259
absolutely, he may try to say that he's one of the few people that make normal posts on there, but it's an anonymous imageboard, a person calling another anon for making an unhinged post likely has made a similarly unhinged one, scrotes can't act normal even when they have their faces in their private instagram pfps or post history in Reddit, imagine what he does on 4chan.

No. 2308274

>>2308259
Yes. Any moid who uses 4chan is a pedophile at best. I don't care if 4chan is full of satire or whatever, moids are never satirical with that shit

No. 2308318

I haven't visited lc pretty much all year and within 30 minutes of being back I've been giggling my ass off at the posts here. Missed you ladies

No. 2308354

it's so hot in here helppp

No. 2308393

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Nonnas what’s your favorite banner? this is mine.

No. 2308399

>>2308393
Maybe that onion one, but i also like to be reminded of Margo’s “I’m going into the river” incident

No. 2308400

>>2308393
I love the new version of the “daddy’s little porkchop” banner, i burst out laughing when I first saw it. Plus all the ones with Elsie, she’s so cute

No. 2308415

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>>2308393
the hex one

No. 2308417

>>2308393
It's either
>Hall is the blonde one
>I'm going into the river
>All the Elsie banners but especially the one where kitty Elsie gets mad and chases a cow
>The game of thrones one with /PT/ and Pixyteri

No. 2308453

I usually go to the city on my Sundays but today I'll be focusing on cleaning instead, hope I won't get too distracted by doomscrolling.

No. 2308454

Me and an employee from a job I applied to are in bitching each other out. The first employee missed our phone interview twice without explanation or apologizing. I moved on with my life until I got an email from another employee asking to meet. I thought, “okay, maybe it was just an issue with the employee not the company.” This employee missed our zoom interview, and when I asked her what happened she told me that she was there and it was I who wasn’t. Bullshit. I clicked the link she sent me and was there before the time of the interview until midway through. I told her I was there and that she wasn’t and she just responded ,”I’m going to assume you did attempt to join and just used the wrong link. Let’s reschedule.” I straight up told her that I wasn’t born yesterday and that she definitely just didn’t show up and won’t admit it. That combined with the two missed phone interviews is a big fucking red flag and now I’m wondering if this is some kind of scam. Anyway after I said that she said she’s never had an applicant claim to join when they didn’t(literally what she did to ME), and that it was definitely an error on my end. This doesn’t even make sense because 10 minutes into the zoom meeting I emailed her asking if everything is okay. I told her I’m no longer interested and to remove me off the applicant list, and this BITCH emailed me back saying “we’re no longer interested either.” Also im not making this up she’s a troon named Justin.

No. 2308455

>>2308454
Imply that she will never be a man.

No. 2308457

>>2308455
I might do it. I’m not even joking,I have nothing to lose. I’d post her LinkedIn here but what if she’s on here. She seems like the type. might find her dead name online and send her an email using it. Maybe I can find a photo of her too.

No. 2308495

>>2308453
Me too nonny, good luck! I will put my cellphone on the other side of the room with podcasts playing and hopefully forget to mess around with it

No. 2308497

>>2308457
>>2308455
>Actively looking for a job
>Considering doing something that you can be cancelled for
Don't be fucking stupid, set a reminder to sign her up for spam in five months or something that won't ruin your life

No. 2308503

Sometimes I think my “ex” is actually a bot because of how dumb he is but then I remember that I met him irl and made out with him

No. 2308530

>>2308497
This, seriously nonna just let it go. Job hunting is hard enough already, don’t make it worse for yourself. Post about her dumb ass here all you want (without identifying details), but don’t do anything to jeopardize your future irl.

No. 2308563

Today is meant to be chore day but I have spent 4 hours here instead fml, time to make a shit instant coffee and fix this mess

No. 2308568

>>2308202
>Also I used to hate raspberries and now I don't
She's been reformed.

No. 2308596

I haven't used a pen for any extensive time this year and had to write a letter and holy fuck it hurt my wrist and my handwriting looks like a man's. I'm giving myself lines to do so I don't come across as an absolute spastic in written form.

No. 2308603

I have to pick up tampons soon ugh

No. 2308614

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I am trying to design a character for a game i am working on and picking pleasant color palettes is so hard. My attempts either look too boring, dont match the character personality or are stolen from better designs.

No. 2308632

>>2308563
Me again, but this time I'm serious

No. 2308633

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>>2308614
Colorpick images that look nice, preferably one with contrasting colors. Pick three colors from the image and do the 60 30 10 rule (60% of the design is one color, 30% is the second, and so on). For those three colors, make sure that only one or two is saturated. So you could do a bright red with a desaturated green. Theres a little yellow here too so that could be your accent color. Neutral colors like grey or skintones of the characters dont count for the three color rule but make sure to pay attention to the values of those and try to break up your values. (Light on dark and vice versa is good)

No. 2308636

>>2308633
Thanks nonny this is very helpful, i have been trying something similar but i still struggle knowing if it looks good or plain attrocious.

No. 2308674

I fucked up closing the cage and my new hamster escaped last night but I woke up and immediately found him behind a bookcase within 60 seconds. Amazing luck given my foolishness

No. 2308678

>>2308674
I found a live rat

No. 2308686

>>2308259
>>2308274
And then you have that than nonnie married to a fitizen

No. 2308735

I don't like earrings so much that my piercings have closed up, but I'm seriously considering getting them re-pierced because I found some earrings that I really like. I can feel the heaviness, irritation and annoyance even just thinking about wearing earrings though, ugh.

No. 2308742

>>2308259
I know a handful of women that used cgl when they were younger, I even made a friend in the friend finder thread, but I don't think any of them still use it
I wouldn't trust a man that actively uses 4chan as an adult, but also don't want to make friends without anyone that is open about using this site. If people use these degen sites it's important they at least pretend they don't

No. 2308763

I let my friend, who is the one and only moid both I and other friends that are apprehensive to scrotes surprisingly trusts, move in a few months ago. So far it has been going so fucking well and I keep getting pleasantly surprised.
He is decent at reading the room, so if he can tell I'm busy or in a sour mood he leaves me alone. He pays the rent on time (which covers more than half of my monthly bills) and cleans up after himself. He used to live in a super small apartment in the city so he's used to live in a small space and prefers because of that to stay in his room most of the time, so I barely notice that he's home sometimes. He always asks if I want anything from the store whenever he goes out and is always game to watch any show or movie I want to watch - he doesn't really care and just enjoys the company. Now that I'm tired all the time from my internship he's been stepping up on the cleaning, and I compensate by leaving some extra lunch boxes for him when I do meal prep (which he feels a bit guilty about so he occasionally offers to order home anything I want for dinner or take whatever I want from his food). In general super communicative and my cat adores him. Also he lets me use is ps5 as much as I want, and since he can't fit all of his computer monitors he lets me use the leftover one.
This is the first time I've had a roommate so I was a bit nervous since I've heard so many dramatic stories about misbehaving roomies that can't clean after themselves or whatever, but I feel I kinda lucked out except that he's a moid.

No. 2308876

Sometimes I watch videos on manifestation for fun, and the woman talk about manifesting their partners, yet the men they "manifest" are either ugly or mid at best. If you say you can manifest why wouldn't you manifest a 10/10 guy with full hair and a cute face? Why some ugly walled scrote? If they are trying to prove to their audience that manifestation works, they should at least aim higher. I can "manifest" a mid guy just by going outside right now and flirting with some random dude.

No. 2308891

I accidentally swallowed a corn kernel while eating and now I can’t stop thinking about it and wanting to throw it up. My daily multivitamin is bigger than it but it’s still freaking me out

No. 2308895

>>2308891
Now a corn stalk is gonna grow in your stomach

No. 2308896

>>2308259
Depends on the board, I think the constructive hobby focused ones are ok but if he browsed say /co/ I'd have to take him out to the back shed and put him down like a sick dog

No. 2308929

I had to correct chatGPT with some attitude and it apologised and gave me a great answer for this job I'm going to attempt for that I'm probably underqualified for. Hopefully I can break down the employer to giving me the job the way I can break chatGPT into making me sound better lol

No. 2309003

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I somehow slept until 4pm today, my cat didn’t even wake me up to be fed. Now I’m so disoriented and I have no idea what to do for the rest of the day.

No. 2309021

>>2309003
I also woke up at 4PM today! Twinsies!

No. 2309027

My gecko is being very shy today, doesn't seem to want to come out of his hide. Today is feeding day and he's usually very food motivated, but today he wouldn't come out of his hide no matter what. He still ate, but I had to just blindly stick my hand in his hide until he bites. It took like 15 minutes to get him to eat 3 bugs, so I just left a dish of insects in there. Hopefully he'll eventually come out, maybe sometime during the night, and find it.

No. 2309052

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I want to say thank you to the kind nona that recommended some overnight oats recipes in the CC bunker thread back when LC was down. I’ve been making overnight oats almost every day since then; it’s saved me so much money and I rarely snack during work now (unless a colleague brings in some home baked goodies!). I always think of her when I’m mixing them up the night before.

No. 2309058

>>2309052
could you enlighten a nona who wasnt there during the outage? i wanna make some oats too…

No. 2309100

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>>2309021
A pleasure making your acquaintance nona

No. 2309148

I love this woman and her gigolo slave

No. 2309198

>>2309058
My favourite recipe I’ve tried so far is:
50g rolled oats (any brand is fine)
200-250ml milk of your choice (the less milk you add the thicker your oats will be, keep this in mind if you add other ingredients such as yogurt or fruit)
1tsp chia seeds (optional but makes for a creamy consistency)
2tsp pumpkin seeds (optional)
A few generous scoops of strawberry yogurt (optional)
Frozen berries (as much as you want!)

Try cocoa powder with berries for a cake flavoured treat. Peanut butter is great with cocoa powder for a “Reece’s Pieces” breakfast, or keep it simple by just adding a scoop of raspberry jam. I hope you have fun trying out different oat combinations!

No. 2309243

>>2308563
Nonna want to hear my instant coffee recommendation?

No. 2309249

>>2309243
NTA but i do

No. 2309266

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I have the perfect image for that nona in unpopular opinions that was complaining about the hetalia amerifag threadpics but the moment has passed and she wouldn’t see it. I’m posting it anyways, this one’s for you nona.

No. 2309275

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>>2309100
Omg! I just woke up and it’s 4:30 pm. It was almost pitch black out and I thought it was like 6 am. Even though I went to sleep at 6 am kek.
>>2309249
Of course nonnia. I have that expensive breville espresso machine as well as a nespresso as well as another espresso machine and this instant coffee compares. I hate instant coffee but this one is bomb.

No. 2309290

I keep throwing up my medicine daily and I don’t know what to do. I need this medicine and it’s never in my system because I keep vomiting.

No. 2309324

I'm so annoyed, I have to go to work tomorrow when I wasn't supposed to do so, I wanted to go to my Christmas lunch at the other place I work at and to my crosscombat Christmas dinner, but now I may not be able to go to the Christmas lunch at my other workplace because the shit place I work at has to keep me locked in, doing literally nothing for the whole morning AND part of the afternoon.
How does anyone working in a 9 to 5 never goes insane? I feel like I waste so much time when I have to work from 7 to 4 pm.

No. 2309336

>>2309324
In a lot of places, you can send in a request to view death certificates of already deceased family members. For me, I just had to email the bureaucracy and pay $25 for them to send out a copy of the death certificate of my long-deceased grandfather. After you get the death certificate, just scan it with a printer or photocopier and save the scanned image to your computer. From there, you can edit the date of death using a photo-editing program so that it looks like they died recently. Most workplaces will offer bereavement leave, on the condition that you can provide a death certificate. Bereavement leave is usually 2-4 days, depending on your relationship to whomever died. It might be too late to do it now, but you should keep this life hack in mind for the next time you "have" to do something at work even though you don't wanna do it. I've used this strategy countless times to get out of annoying situations or when I want to go on vacation mid-week.

No. 2309390

this eggnog tastes awful. it’s too sour

No. 2309403

I really don’t want to get a job. I can’t even get myself to apply. I hate working. I want to rot in bed for the rest of my life. I quit my job last spring and I’m mostly still unemployed because the job market is shit, but it’s also because I go days without job hunting because I just don’t want to fucking work

No. 2309438

My game controller started getting joystick drift Hori should pay for their crimes

No. 2309527

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Every time I remember this movie exists I get chills in a bad way. This is a truly cursed kids movie what were they thinking. Also for some reason it reawakens some repressed religious trauma

No. 2309532

>>2309527
IF YOU JUST BELIIIIEEEVVEE.

No. 2309533

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Do you guys think he actually pissed here? I thought it was just the print. Also, there’s a new wave of people saying it’s been proven it’s not him but are showing no proof. I won’t go into that in fear that this is going to be considering going outside of the containment thread so just give me your thoughts on the pee pee scandal.

No. 2309536

>>2309527
Literally just told my mom yesterday how much I hate this and how forced it is as a "classic" Christmas movie

No. 2309539

>>2309290
tbh drink a bunch of pepto bismol, or eat something small before you take it

No. 2309542

>>2309527
I don’t really remember much about this movie, why does it trigger religious trauma for you?

No. 2309549

>>2309542
nta but im guessing its because that movie gets played in sunday school a lot during the christmas season.

No. 2309552

>>2309527
This movie has such a cold and unfriendly aura.

No. 2309554

>>2309542
I think it's the whole converted non-believer theme. I grew up in a strict Pentecostal church that heavily ostracized those that dared to question things or scorned those that left (even if it was to a different church). They treat the kid like an asshole the whole movie for being skeptical about Santa and in the end he's almost in tears finally beaten/worn down into saying he believes in Santa. I dunno, it hits uncomfortably close to home in a bad way

No. 2309556

>>2309527
Ironically, the annoying nerd kid who everyone makes fun of is the only non-terrifying part of this movie kek. It kinda makes me wonder if they were forced to write him into it so they could at least kind of pass as a real kid's movie.

No. 2309569

>>2308891
This happened to me once nonnie. After the cornstalk grew, crows started attacking my belly. I walked around with a scarecrow for a bit. Luckily its winter so yours may not even grow.

No. 2309571

>>2308891
Try not to wander too close to any heat sources.

No. 2309574

When I get close to running out of my current prozac prescription, I'm gonna ask a teleheath provider to increase the dosage. I hope they agree since it won't be the doctor who originally prescribed it to me.

No. 2309577

>>2309574
just do it sooner than later nonna! maybe set up an appointment a bit earlier than what you are thinking? you dont want to run out completely

No. 2309584

>>2307505
Why is she mad. I would shower my son in gifts if he did that.

No. 2309585

>>2309577
Thank you anon. Don't worry, my current bottle has like 89 or 88 pills so I won't be running out for a while. I'll probably try to get another prescription next month though.

No. 2309588

>>2307505
Andrew Tate junior

No. 2309589

>>2309275
Thank you nonny for your expertise, I am og bad coffee anon so I will look for this and see if I can get it in my country

No. 2309591

I used to justify the fact I was bad at things like art, editing, music etc. because I was a poorfag who couldn't afford the software. Meanwhile there are 12 year olds online who draw on the notes app on their mom's outdated iPhone 6 and still are better than me. I wish I was exaggerating but I've seen cases of kids like this. A bad worker always blames his tools. I'm going to get better despite my shitty free software. I'm a big woman, I need to up my game!

No. 2309592

I wish the yansim clone thread on KF was more active, or we had a thread for indie game cows because i am closely following pic rel and i am anticipating its going to be a massive disaster
>dev sounds underage
>this is her first fucking game
>poorly made introduction video with AIshit imagery
>less thank 5k followers
>asking for money, not even for the game itself but personal reasons

No. 2309595

>>2309591
Nona, have you also been too depressed or too busy to learn a craft? I support your learning and I agree you can enjoy those crafts no matter what tools you have. I just hope you don't beat yourself up or think youre a bad person or anything.

No. 2309632

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Just tried a new finishing method on my cross stitch pieces and it turned out lovely. All the info online makes you finish it by hand resulting in a bulky and inconsistent finish, my method can be done by machine and looks much better imo. I’m so pleased.

No. 2309643

>>2309632
That's great nonna! I love figuring out better ways to finish my cross stitch pieces. I am about to try a new finishing method myself once I get all my Christmas crafting out of the way. Fingers crossed it goes as good as I imagine it will

No. 2309651

>>2309592
Make the thread sounds interesting.

No. 2309652

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No. 2309656

>>2309595
Yep I definitely was, or just too lazy. I did beat myself up about it as a teenager but now I'm just chilling.

No. 2309663

I feel horrible, i dont even know why. I am going to make some chocolate milk and watch some comfy anime. I feel so lonely since my friend started working.

No. 2309664

>>2309663
Me when my friends do anything, but it lasts for 2 minutes max

No. 2309667

>>2309664
I really need to get new friends i cant keep relying in my only best fren. I hope i make friends in college…

No. 2309669

>>2309148
>18 views
>probably at least half of them from this thread
which of the people in the video are you, anon?

No. 2309686

My friend and I drew each other for art practice but she drew me in a super cute style and now says she wants to squeeze my cheeks

No. 2309697

I developed a crush on a news anchor guy. Now I know how moids feel when they watch the news just to ogle at the news anchor lady. I literally get disappointed when he's not the one on air for the night. I also have thoughts of marrying him even though he's already married kek.

No. 2309699

>>2309686
Did you let her?

No. 2309731

After a night of insomnia I got some shut eye around 4am and had an escape room dream with Mr Feeny from Boy Meets World who stole whiskey off of me and when I escaped my alarm went. Anyway my interview went very well and I'm proud of myself lol

No. 2309739

>>2309731
Congrats nonna!

No. 2309745

Being vulnerable here since I realize this might come off weird, but when you were a kid and playing house; did you regularly pretend you were a baby? I have memories of pretending to be a baby and I think it’s really weird. I feel like neglect or trauma have something to do with it. I’ve only met one person who related and hers even turned into a kink which is really fascinating to be honest. Just curious what you think it means and if you relate.

No. 2309752

>>2309745
No. I was always made to be the husband and have to kiss everyone goodnight.

No. 2309754

>>2309390
I think that eggnog may be spoiled, nonna.

No. 2309756

>>2309745
no I would just be the dog. until I bit somebody and had to play alone afterwards, then it wasn't fun anymore

No. 2309757

Why do I turn into a raging psychotic bully when I’m angry and ending things. I’m looking at the texts I sent last night to this guy I’m dating. He kept asking to see nudes and I told him to stop. He called me a pussy as a joke and I told him that we were not close enough for him to be talking like this for me to be okay with it/find any of it humorous or just annoying at best. He told me I was “doing too much.” Que the following messages I sent:

Remember when I said your sister was beautiful, she’s actually ugly as fuck. Looks like a man.

Why don’t you show me YOUR asshole? Let’s see how clean it is.

You’re not ugly but you’re not Prince Charming either. You look like a dapper frog at best.

Your sister is ugly

You didn’t ask but I’m going to predict your future for you, I have a talent for this. You’re going to die alone and the only sex you’ll get is from prostitutes.

You said your ex girlfriend dumped you and said she “didn’t like the way she felt around you.” What did you do to make her say that? That’s such an incriminating piece of information you gave me.

Let me see your asshole

Let me see your asshole

Let me see your asshole

Your sister is fugly. Probably a nice girl but she looks like a ninja turtle. She looks like a turtle and you look like a toad.

Bye(integrate)

No. 2309758

>>2309745
I always wanted to be the mom because I wanted to have kids.

No. 2309759

>>2309757
Why do you hate his sister

No. 2309761

>>2309758
I should elaborate that I was playing house alone. More than anything I was just maladaptive daydreaming. By baby I mean straight up baby. I’m too embarrassed to go into detail. It ended when I was like 6 though.

No. 2309762

>>2309757
Absolutely nothing I’ve never met her. I just said it because I knew it would enrage him. She’s honestly pretty (I rarely think a woman isn’t). Though my friend thought she was ugly.

No. 2309792

>>2309699
Next time when we meet up irl I'll let her. I'll squeeze her back though cos hers are softer than my sharp ones

No. 2309801

>>2309745
I'm the middle child between two brothers and never really had friends as a kid. I don't remember ever playing house.

No. 2309803

>>2309745
>>2309761
>When I was 6 I used to play pretend.
>I feel like neglect or trauma have something to do with it.
No offense, but what? You were being a kid. You were playing pretend. It's the most mundane and banal thing kids do. Instead of asking yourself why you were playing pretend, ask yourself why you're looking back on yourself as a child and pathologizing behaviours that are normal for that age-range and trying to analyze them.

No. 2309805

I wish I could post a pic of me to know once and for all if I'm pretty or not, I just can't trust my mom and my friends for this.

No. 2309808

>>2309805
You won't trust your mum or your friends but you'll trust random people that you don't know at all on the internet? Be for real. Your mum and your friends should be the only ones whose opinion matters.

No. 2309809

>>2309808
I think anon wants a more objective opinion than her friends and mom trying to not upset her.

No. 2309810

>>2309809
There is no objective opinion in this case. Nobody is objectively beautiful. Everybody is subjectively beautiful. People not understanding this truth is what causes so much drama for no reason. If she posted her face here, even if she's beautiful like an angel, I know for a fact that some anons would call her an ugly dog-faced sped-looking 'tard just to bully her because this is LC. Why should our opinions about her matter more than the people that are closest to her and that love her? It's nonsense.

No. 2309813

All my favorite /m/ threads are dead and I have nothing to bump them with

No. 2309814

>>2309810
>Why should our opinions about her matter more than the people that are closest to her and that love her? It's nonsense.
Only anon can answer that. But her post reminded me of when my own sisters ask for opinions on their makeup or clothes and start dismissing whatever I say because "you're just trying to be nice/start shit with me"

No. 2309815

>>2309810

ntayrt but i know that i am considered ugly by most people. i have small, beady eyes, a large square forehead, and a bulbous nose. i’m ugly and it sucks but i find happiness in other things.

No. 2309826

Good morning ladies I am currently drinking my coffee out of a Pyrex measuring cup bc my original coffee pot shattered. It might look funny but it's honestly super efficient kek. I also decided to treat myself to my favorite cheap breakfast. Hope everyone's having a good morning/afternoon/evening!

No. 2309839

everyone I know who got married during the pandemic era is in the process of divorce.

No. 2310031

>>2309592
something about the art style is so yansim too, even tho it's literally just shitty anime style art, maybe it's the Mulberry influence.

No. 2310041

>>2310031
speaking of Mulberry, remember K gon? plentiful source of cow-on-cow violence.

No. 2310045

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r/rance? more like r/rancid kekekekek

No. 2310091

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Got a couple of recipes I'm gonna try making this week and I'm so excited. I actually did the first one yesterday and it was a huge success! Probably hadn't even given it a second look if the slow cooker reddit wasn't so obsessed with it, getting that multicooker is slowly getting me out of my comfort zone

No. 2310094

Sometimes when typing lolcow on google I push enter too fast and end up searching "lool" and an eyewear brand pops up. I think that is such a clever name for an eyewear brand. Now whenever I see lool all I see is a pair of glasses kek

No. 2310233

Had to fix my washing machine again. It better have worked and I hope I didn't fuck anything up. Part of me wants to pay for the laundry so I don't have to worry about this sort of thing, but I'm cheap so I'll continue using my own.

No. 2310341

Pro tip if you want to annoy a man who's IG algorithm is full of no personality women that think wearing clothes is a personality, just do all the stupid fucking poses the women do when taking selfies. Cock your head to the side like your brain is made of bricks and your neck can't support it. Grease up your hair by never having a hand out of it. Keep your mouth agape at all times like you have no idea how to breath through your nose. Always hunch your shoulders forward like you're a tranny on drag race while squeezing your knees together.

No. 2310557

I found a dark spot underneath my toenail. I hope it's just blood.

No. 2310576

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Blood flow super heavy today (is talking about periods TMI for this thread? I don't think it is) so I'm not sure if I should just play Infinity Nikki all day, draw or study. I know I'm slowly becoming a boring adult because recently when I play video games I keep thinking that I should be doing something more productive. I'm really stumped on the background of my current drawing so I'm procrastinating it.

No. 2310605

>>2310576
Sweating about being productive is not a universal adult thing, it's a brainwashed wagie thing

No. 2310780

I finally got fired and I'm so happy, I can't wait to be able to focus on other shit.

No. 2310791

File: 1734398953085.gif (973.65 KB, 244x154, lets celebrate!.gif)

>>2310780
Proud of you! Fuck them for firing you though. I hope that whoever fired you is made a paraplegic in a car accident. So mote it be.

No. 2310824

File: 1734400088548.gif (1.05 MB, 220x148, help.gif)

>When I have to draw anything vaguely anime instead of my usual style
I promise I'm better than this…

No. 2310845

File: 1734400871330.jpeg (63.23 KB, 667x262, IMG_5021.jpeg)

You know it's is good when

No. 2310850

>>2310845
link it

No. 2310853


No. 2310855

File: 1734401437748.png (208.63 KB, 1000x1000, kawiwi crab.png)

I think the design i am making for a project is coming along well, but it might be dunning krueger also. Once i am done i will post them here so i can get shit on by anons, i know most anons dislike getting mean replies in the rate my art thread but i love it because it kepts me from becoming too blinded to my mistakes.
>>2310824
What do you usually draw?

No. 2310867

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>>2310855
AYART. Picrel isn’t my art but imagine something very similar to it. I rely too much on references imo and it’s difficult for me do anything super stylized. I’m traditional only and draw for fun mainly, currently working on a Christmas present.

What are you designing nona?

No. 2310870

>>2310845
Holy moly this might be the most replies I've ever seen on /ot/

No. 2310873

>>2310870
nah the most was when the very first photo of ken from the barbie movie was posted, can't find the cap now but i'm sure someone else remembers.
wait actually it might have been the time an anon stole a GET with a big chungus meme

No. 2310874

>>2310867
>What are you designing nona?
Characters for a gacha project i am working on. I want to make several characters then code a simple UI where you can pull for new characters and see a small description of the ones you already have. Its my first coding project where i am not being hand held by a tutorial so i wanted something simple where i could also mix my own art.

No. 2310899

>>2310874
Oooh, what language are you programming in? That sounds so cool nonny I hope you post updates as you progress.

No. 2310934

>>2310899
Godot uses GDScript so i need to learn that one. Jumping from python to a complex language is going to be rough, but i hope it pays off in the end.
>That sounds so cool nonny
thanks nonny.

No. 2310954

>>2310934
Iirc, Godot is based off of Python, so that should make it a bit easier.

No. 2310970

>>2310954
Thanks nonny for the hopefuel. I also know it has nodes and i have a bit of node knowledge thanks to blender.

No. 2311057

File: 1734409248999.jpg (79.57 KB, 608x697, DkAcwBdUYAE6wtZ.jpg)

I should be drawing but instead i am looking at cute obscure japanese mascots. These things are so cute.

No. 2311059

Baffled at Alex Consani's stardom for the fifth time this week, i don't understand how this scrote who should've been a scrawny heroin addict twink living in a trailer park making britney spears-tier unhinged IG lives managed to become a runway model

No. 2311061

Where are we talking abt Bonnie blue and Lily Phillips? Are we? I need to know kek

No. 2311072

>>2309754
no I just prefer sweet eggnog this one doesn’t have any sweetness at all

No. 2311083

>>2311059
I am just as baffled as you are anon. If he was a woman people would be speculating him having an ed like they do with Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande.

No. 2311088

File: 1734411148576.jpg (20.92 KB, 582x582, 1000097549.jpg)

>>2310791
Thank you, nonnie, you're really kind.

No. 2311113

I was a poorfag as a kid and my parents never cared for style or anything with clothes because we'd just slap on a shirt and pants and call it a day. If it fit your body and kept you warm then good. I was seen as weird by people but now I'm seen as a cool trendsetter or some shit and it feels weird.

No. 2311123

>>2304790
Samefag, I'm back to say that the roaches are arriving in the mail today and I'm scared as fuck because I've never in my whole life unboxed roaches before. Also, I spent $9 on egg crates which honestly felt worse than paying real money for roaches.

No. 2311124

>>2311113
I was poor and autistic when Shane Dawson was calling Asperger’s “ass-burgers”. Now it’s all cool. I get you, it’s a special type of pain.

No. 2311137

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regret having just trash taste in music and listening to nightcore as a kid because i can't see the word "wolf in sheep's clothing" without thinking "CUZ A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING IS MORE THAN A WARNING", cringe, absolute cringe.

No. 2311142

>>2311137
KEK at least you werent like me who spent her childhood listening to kpoop, that shit unironically damaged my brain

No. 2311144

>>2311137
at least you werent like me. Instead of listening to ''nightcore'' i would search '' insert popular song alvin and the chimpmunk cover'' its literally nighcore but somehow cringier

No. 2311153

>>2311144
Nta but you just reminded me of THE best alvin and the chipmunks cover

No. 2311190

File: 1734417886510.jpg (21.38 KB, 460x1000, 519PEzCX+VL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL…)

I love huffing nail product fumes. I just got picrel and it smells so bad it's good.

No. 2311192

>>2311190
they selling anti aging nail products now?

No. 2311197

File: 1734418839167.jpg (266.79 KB, 1280x1204, affirmations.JPG)

>>2309745
Yeah same except I never grew out of it ever and I ended up like your friend. Some amount of age regression is normal in young children, but emotional neglect can make us need "baby things" (i.e. unconditional love and attention) more strongly. You can heal from the trauma through healthy relationships and improving your self talk. I still play pretend like this, I have an imaginary parent and everything. It's basically just self love with an extra step.
>>2309803
I think anon is concerned because pretend games are usually more exciting, like idk playing astronauts or pirates. Most kids want to grow up quickly. They dont aspire to be infants.

No. 2311198

>>2311190
careful with your braincells and lungs please

No. 2311200

>>2311153
thank you for this, it has enriched my night enormously.

No. 2311203

File: 1734419522877.jpg (21.89 KB, 720x250, Screenshot_20241216-224754_You…)

>>2311153
The old comments are great

No. 2311206

File: 1734419607967.jpeg (18.83 KB, 201x251, IMG_5052.jpeg)

How did they make lois look so hot here even with her huge nose

No. 2311208

>>2311192
Young is actually the name of the owner
>>2311198
It's not like my braincells are worth anything, I'm already retarded.

No. 2311210

File: 1734419889406.jpg (218.71 KB, 4000x2000, lois-griffin.jpg)

>>2311206
She's unironically kind of cute.

No. 2311211

One of my favorite cows is back after being MIA for a year, but she's making people send her $5 to get access to her livestreams. What a scammer. At least people will probably record the livestreams and upload them to youtube.

No. 2311224

File: 1734421864168.jpeg (12.73 KB, 183x275, wondercat.jpeg)

i've been reading Wonder Cat Kyuu-Chan lately, everything about it i like, the story is a simple 4koma, kyuu chan is actually sweet and adorable, and i really like the art. it's very simple and basic, but i like the style, and i love the colouring, i like when everything is shaded in with pink, like those idealized romantic illustrations of women that are always set in Paris or London and with the Eiffel Tower or Elizabeth Tower respectively in the distance, and they always have tons of huge shopping bags too.

No. 2311271

File: 1734427244841.jpg (144.11 KB, 949x966, 1000008077.jpg)

the skin on my blister accidently peeled back to reveal pale white skin underneath, looking at it is terrifying christ

No. 2311342

I dont understand people that listen to sad music while they are going through a depressive episode, i listen to Abba and Village People, anything else would make me want to kms

No. 2311356

>>2311342
I listen to happy music when I'm sad and sad music when I'm happy. Gotta keep the balance of exploring emotions or something…

No. 2311372

I just sent in my resignation letter and even though it's a nothing job that I worked at for three days, I'm so nervous that my stomach hurts. That's very stupid of me.

No. 2311374

>>2310853
I was actually very disappointed in that post because of the replies freaking out she posted here. The amerifag thread has too little reading comprehension and too many newfags I swear to god. If you read the post it doesn’t look anything like a lolcow post, she would be banned for like three different reasons if she posted that here.

No. 2311376

Kek oh no, my top artist in Spotify Wrapped was The Weeknd

No. 2311476

>>2311153
consider

No. 2311482

my laptop is all fucked up so I'm using this old macbook my brother had laying around and i swear I have never used a laggier and slower device in my entire life. It takes AGES to respond. I guess it's better than nothing, but I also can't play the sims here so…

No. 2311496

>>2311482
Reboot it

No. 2311498

>>2311482
try downloading more RAM

No. 2311507

>>2311342
People indulge in negative emotions, because surrender is easy. After succumbing people find solace in their folly getting validated.

No. 2311509

>>2311496
it's already been rebotted kek it takes a good fucking while to wake up and function like a normal laptop, perhaps it's just like me in the mornings.

>>2311498
thanks nonnie i now have a NASA graded computer, how did I not think of that before??

No. 2311563

New thread
>>>/ot/2311562

No. 2311820

File: 1734465120536.png (1.21 MB, 1622x852, uh your eye is .png)

is this AI generated what the fuck is wrong with boris karlovs face??

No. 2311961

I don’t know how to not scarf my food down. It’ll take me 20 minutes to cook and I’ll demolish it in 2. I feel sick.

No. 2312019

>>2311961
start using a tiny knife and fork so you can fit less in each bite

No. 2312020

>>2312019
Nta but whenever I do that at home, my family makes fun of me.

No. 2312135

Nonnas I want to cry. I thought my medicine was working for my ocd and was so happy and hopeful. I told everyone about it and how I was so excited for the future. Day 4 and it’s back. I can’t win. I can’t win. I can’t win. I can’t win.

No. 2312170

>>2312135
>Day 4
What? Anon it takes like 3 months for psychiatric medications to start working. Just be patient. You're on a long journey, so strap in and get comfortable. In 4 or 5 months you'll look back at yourself and laugh. In the future, don't tell people about this kind of stuff because it just sets you up for embarrassment later on.

No. 2312171

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No. 2312179

File: 1734486009078.jpeg (53.87 KB, 256x275, 1668038987090.jpeg)

>>2312135
One setback day isn't the end, it's still part of the beginning.

No. 2312757

World salad incoming:
I have a crush at work but apparently another girl who’s her friend has a crush on me and now there’s a bunch of people thinking I have a crush on that one girl and not my actual crush and now everything is more complicated! I wanted to ask my crush out and I was planning with the three of us, but the girl crushing on me couldn’t go and my crush told me “if you want to go on your own with her that’s fine by me”. It’s with you I’d rather be alone!
She’s super mysterious and impenetrable so I will probably never know how she feels about me unless I ask her directly which I am not so sure I want to investigate yet. It’s fun having a bit of drama anyways.



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