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Samefag to post part 2 of screencaps.
tl;dr version: Ember still stalks the fuck out of Felice/Lauren in the hope of becoming the thinspo queen Felice was even though she's gone into hiding.
She doesn't know who to suck up to anymore
I'm just glad she dropped the whole "witch" thing. (even to she still claims to be one for edge points)
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they only carry sizes 1.5 liters and smaller. seems like she just rounded the numbers off. but there's is 16 oz difference between a 1.5 liters bottle and a 2 liter bottle.
Someone on tumblr posted felice'snek alias and selfies, Ember isn't smart enough to find breadcrumbs.
She doesn't even know how to edit her instagram pics to not look like a dirty crackhead.
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oh god lol
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hahahahah ahahahaha that fucking outfit
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why does she look like such an old, homely ass, haggard bitch? isn't she a teen? fuck, this is why you should never start smoking at such a young age.
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aww looks like ember found a lil anorexic boy to fawn over
>is this enough confirmation that ember is a skinny fetishist or
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I saw someone comment on this image of Ember, referring to her as "Chanel No. 7" but tbh, if Ember was gonna be in Scream Queens, she would make the perfect Hester, aka Chanel No. 6, since they both have super severe scoliosis ♡
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their thighs both look as if they've been shoop'd too lol
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Omg ember, leave her aloneeee. you're turning out to be such a creepy weirdo.
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>inb4 ember takes selfies with the person who drove her ass to Starbucks and posts them on instagram with the title "omg I love my fans!!".
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you know, I wanna bet that I enjoy the drawings of ember more than ember herself.
they all capture her homely, jealousy filled cunt essence super well.
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here's a photo from Embers old instagram.
there is no way she is 5'5 and 89lbs here lmfao she looks bigger here than how she looked when she claimed to be 97lbs.
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this is ember from loke 2 or 3 years back lol
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for referencing purposes
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why is her head as wide as her hips
also wtf is going on with her nose
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something about this picture is really off
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Those thigh bones just keep growing and growing
Looks like she got facetune, smoothed out her dead hair and dry ass face…little bit of defining the jaw and shrinking the nose
Her face is also elongated
What's her makeup inspiration
Cher circa 1999?
Where did you get this info? If you're not Ember you picked up some serious breadcrumbs, because her mother used to work at the Cottage Hotel of Mendon, when Ember was claiming to have gotten a design job from them to redesign their menu. No one has paid attention to her mom in forever. So the fact that you know she's switched jobs to where Ember is now saying she's a banquet server either means you are a mega lurker, or you're Ember herself.
I'm guessing you're Ember or Megan/whismical, since no one else is as obsessed with Ember as Megan or herself.
Deny or confirm or whatever, the fact that you know this says as much about you as it does about Ember.
Oh, I saw it on her mom's fb that she worked at the same place as her bf and she said she met her bf at work. (I check her mom's fb for candids of Ember)
It wasn't hard to put a 3-piece puzzle together, but I could see how you'd assume I was Ember but not how you could assume I was whimsical.
ember, her mother, and her mothers boyfriend all worked at that Country Club together http://m.dansvilleonline.com/article/20151022/NEWS/151029881>that article is about her mom's boyfriend
and now it appears that her, her mother, and embers new boyfriend all work at that Eastman place.
Tbh, her mom probably was the one who got her the job. Or Ember could just be hanging out with her mom (and Andrew) while she works, since Ember literally has nothing else going on in her life beside asking self sent asks on ask.fm, lying to 13 year olds on instagram, and wearing disgusting outfits.
Here is the number to Embers workplace… if anyone was wanting to.. maybe call and… get her fired for (the lulz) being so god damn insufferable on the internet….?…..
Or not! :D
what ever happened to ember being the web designer for some bar? also what happened to her being her grandmother's business' social media operator? what ever happened to the books she was writing that she swore woulb be published by 2014? what happened to her doing online classes to get her GED?
so much time has past since I started to pay attention to embers bullshit and it is such a wonderful feeling, knowing that all of her little dreams of being a famous writer died before her pen ever touched the page.
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She just posted this video and deleted it in less than a minute. Probably because she didn't realize how mannish she looked until after she uploaded it.
This isn't my favorite thing she's been doing, my favorite thing is her keeping anon off on her ask.fm and turning it on to ask herself questions before turning it off again.
I got a chuckle out of her asking herself if she's pregnant, the smart water thing was the most funny recently though.
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lol @ ember and her thinspo poses
look at them knees
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i lined up the (what i assume is a) shower loofa and then compared the size of her thighs.
>oh how they grow, looks like she stopped pointing her knees at each other in the selfie when she is hunched over
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i said it once and i'll say it again, why is her head as wide as her hips???
she made herself look as if she has the proportions of a baby.
I just checked her ask.fm and I agree, knowing she reads this thread and wants to defend
herself so god damn badly to the point where she sends herself anonymous messages so she can reply in the whatever ways she wants just to prove us ~*haters*~ wrong is hilarious.
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Ember asked people to send her messages so I figured I would give the cow what she wants.
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is it just me or does it seem like ember forgot which angles flatter her dog shit face
she's been looking extra homely lately
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Are you pants on fire too?
I like how Ember is constantly losing weght while becoming pudgier and pudgier.
She is like bizarro Aly. Pretending to be severely underweight while packing on the pounds.
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And yet she didn't insta pics of said low body temperature and blood pressure. Hmmm
Me and some of my friends considered Ember to be a friend. When all the links to lolcow and the Tumblr masterpost got sent around we didn't want to believe it. We didn't want to, because we couldn't imagine Ember doing these things. We started to pay more attention though, we realized that Ember really is a selfish bitch. Whenever we were talking in a group chat, she would only ever come in and talk about things related to HER. Whenever someone posted something about not being/feeling well, she never cared, though she expected us to care for her. Then the fake overdose came along. Literally 9/10 of the things she said had happened, could not have possibly happened the way she put them (being release from hospital 6 hours after trying to kill yourself, those things). She lied. She kept lying, and she is still lying. I doubt she will ever stop lying. I'm glad I can read on here every day, see more of the shit she posted when I wasn't around, because honestly, the only reason I'm still 'friends' with Ember, is to spy on her shit, to see what she does next, to laugh at her.
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Looks like Ember finally became aware of Eugenia. Surprise it took her this long.
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kinda unrelated but i just saw this pic of how poses can make the difference between hambeast and average/kinda chubby
makes me think of Ember
This shit right here.
If she was in OP she would be weighed on at least weekly basis.
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Still sucking the baby food out of Aly's ass
She's always been like that
I like to play a game where I report all her shout out pictures and as spam kek
Ember is trying to get called out for copying Aly, I say we ignore any similarities she goes out of her way to make.
It's not fun to talk shit when someone is literally handing you cue cards.
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Embers thumbs are so disgusting, holy shit girl buy some fucking lotion.
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Looks like she is following accounts with large followings, in hopes they help her get noticed lol.
Jfc she's making her head so fucked it's like Mars attacks
Also am I wrong for assuming the button is supposed to be on the back?
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Yes or to the side. I have no idea what the fuck Ember is doing.
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This is the results I got when I Googled "crochet headband with button".
But like, even though it's funny that Ember is wearing this thing wrong, it would still look fucking retarded if she wore it the proper way. I dunno, these headbands are ugly as fuck too me.
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Headbands like that scream, "basic bitch".
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Lmfao, she sent herself asks so she could reply to these two comments.
Apperently, her hair is so disgusting that she can't even wear a handband the right way because her hair gets knotted up too easy.votmits
Ember, if you used conditioner on the rare days which you shower, you wouldn't be having this issue.
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I follow multiple snowflakes on Instagram for lulz and Ember is the only one of them that begs people to like and comment on her photos lol.
She has white, flakey skin hanging off of her thumb and she says her skin isn't dry ahaha.
Also, did she forget that purposeful deprivation of nutrients (aka ANOREXIA) causes dry skin?????? I bet she is kicking herself for not using that as an excuse now that I've mentioned it.
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Ember pretends to kill herself everytime she is caught in a lie and you can't tell if she feels embrassment/shame?
I think it's less embarrassment, and more she feels like some bad bitch because she says something idiodic, adds hun or sweety, and then uses a bunch of emojis so she obviously wins
Btw I find it hilarious she thinks she has a resting bitch face, but I mean it's an easy part of Jo H's "quirks" to steal.
Embarrassment/shame are different than seeking pity/running from your shit storm imo.
If she was embarrassed I feel like she might actually do something with her life besides playing hopscotch with rochester guys and working with mommy as a sad waitress.
Well, these cows have to have something
in common, right?
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Also to add, she posted another "comment something nice for me when I wake up"
Felt kind of bad because she kept it up for about 20 minutes or less, got 15 likes, and only 1 comment.
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She's trying really hard to get her other account deleted.
Also, she's deleted every comment telling her to "let it go" or even comments that are supporting Ember?? Then ends up blocking them as well. She claims to be the better person and is a "bitch" in a good way. But acts like a child in these stupid fights. They both photoshop their shit and both act like retards anyways.
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Got my popcorn for this train wreck
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Close ups of food and Aly style captions
I womder if Ember is retarded enough to think people like this kind of shit or that itll get her more atenttion, because ot wont
or shes trying to suck up to the #edfamily or actual sick deluded anas
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She's going to have to go back to posting pictures like this if she wants anyone to care about a "faking" recovery (aka non-recovery, because she isn't anorexic), because she doesn't look sick.
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Did not need to see this. Did not need to know that.
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Hahaha she's lurking lolcow right now. No one made any comments on that pic, I've had my eye on it.
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Dirty nasty photoshopping fool
What I mean is, she doesn't have them.
There's no curve of her hipbone, just the shape of it on the outside that she sticks out.
Chanel is not someone you look up too. Only Ember would be dumb enough to think that being manipulative, self centered, shallow bitch who friends only like her because she is "super rich and kind of hot" is something to aspire to be.
Too bad Ember is ugly and poor af, she would be just like her.
She's full of herself because begging for followers is working for her, for once.
She has nobody that genuinely likes her, they all just follower spillover though.
Nobody follows her other accounts at all.
Who even follows/supports her?
She gets barely any likes or comments. Pretty sure most of her followers are bought and the only people who like/comment are just trying to get a like/comment back.
No one is actually interested in her. It's why she's so attention starved towards us, we're literally the only people who actually talk about her.
This is only going to encourage her, sorry to say.
She wants your guys attention, maybe more than Aly's.
She got called out by some irls, she made a post about it awhile back and it was basically the same drama reaction she has now.
Her dad doesn't live too far from her according to fb, I'm sure they talk.
I'd feel bad if she wasn't such an awful person.
Irls, was supposed to be girls but I guess both worked.
Either way she ran from her praoblems, $20 says it was dating drama.
I'm sure you could see her ex before AJ's old tumblr and find his name, I bet he'd have some interesting stuff in his fb history.
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Lmao pretending like they never talked mad shit about each other on here.
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Again she posted proof Ember. why do you make yourself look so fucking stupid
The text is awful and speaks to who both of these girls are-inconsiderate, awful and ugly people.
They both need to get a life. Anyone looked into Makenzie's claims outside of Crihns: 35, no kids etc. This whole thing pisses me off.
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Caption "i hate myself"
So do w, ember
I reported this photo for triggering content
Ember you're not any better than those people who post self harm, fuck off bitch.
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Of course your friends with the biggest scammer of them all. Maybe she can teach you some tricks and tips to stealing others hospital pics and faking illnesses
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What an emaciated persons back really looks like
Damn why are you trying so hard to look like this Ember? Youre already a disgusting hag.
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Kek forgot pic
this poor child is so ugly and full of sin. Someone help her
She's just ugly as fuck, especially with those faces she makes. Can we stop calling her fat/doughy/huge please?
She's not anorexic or severely underweight, but she isn't, by any stretch of the imagination, fat.
I get that part of it is probably just people being (rightfully?) bitchy because she pretends to be so sick and underweight and all that jazz but come on.
She really isn't though.
She's an ugly, delusional, narcissistic, lying shithead and just about every other negative you can thing of. But she is not fat.
I know being fat is the worst possible thing a woman can be according to some people on here, but calling an obviously thin girl "fat" is catty and pathetic.
honestly when I say fat I mean just untoned/has untoned fat
she is not obese or even overweight but I would still say she is 'fat'or 'untoned/doughy'
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Purging doesn't really make your whole face chubby though, it's specifically certain glands around the jaw. Look at Ash in her hamtaro-chan form.
Dat bait lmao.
Anyways yeah I agree she's not fat at all. Maybe even a little bit underweight? Though she is definitely skinnyfat, she probably binge/starves and that's usually what happens.
No, you're just delusional.
I honestly feel like some anons are taking it personally, thinness is good and fat is bad so how could someone as shitty as Ember possibly be thin?! Maybe I am projecting a little here since I feel that way sometimes but I try to be objective.
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What the hell? Ember must be super desperate…wow just wow…how long will it take until they backstab each other
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What the fuck Emily are you serious
Funny a month ago Ember was saying how much of a slut Emily is when creating her thread, not forgetting >>40577>>And her makeup skills suck.
Ember has always shown herself to be a desperate backstabber. Wonder what Emily's excuse is though.
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No bitch, it's not your boots it's your fucking Photoshop you hypocritical fat ass bully.
She probably thinks it makes something sound like it's got less calories lmao
Can't believe her intensive PHP was so effective it allows her to eat pizza and starbucks almost every day when before she seemed to be upset about 1/3 a bowl of chipotle
Also the whole money situation seems great for her now, I'm sure her and her bf don't pay rent so they can just eat out all the time
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Damn they must go through cream cheese so fast, it's like a tbsp per square inch wtf
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Anyone notice the new header? Kek
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Now ember's trying to be like aly with her infuriating positive captions kek
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Bless whoever made this
Love how she gives more proof of her lurking. I commented that we only ever see half her Starbucks order so she goes an adds to one of her earlier Starbucks pics that she 'orders for her boy' too.
Lurkers be lurking.
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More lurking, sees fat pic of herself, more Pro Ana Triggering tips. SMFH
i think she just wants to copy Aly
Someone tell her that the squat challange is bs, it wont build a booty it just builds endurance
Thank god Ember is lazy as fuck, I wouldnt be able to stand her in the fitness comunitty
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If she's kissing Aly's ass then she's probably running the hate page aly_realrecovery lol
the right one looks aaalmost real, nice
no one would be surprised if she did
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JFC Now she's having an "Aly" croissant. This dumb ass bitch needs to find herself
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Lol. You stupid cunt, haha.
Mutual. Let's snog!
Oh yeah, she deleted and blocked within 30 seconds. Tragic.
A lot of the cluster B's experience a lack of self/sense of self. Though as someone with one I don't think it's really comparable to Ember's behavior.
I think she's just… a retard. Literally. She's this white trash youth who hasn't experienced life enough, was probably spoiled early childhood and ignored as she got older. She wants attention/to feel like she belongs to something, but her low self esteem prevents her. I don't think her personal attacks against herself/friends really display a PD either, just her poor self esteem in and of itself.
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It's called Photoshop lol
because its all fake, she cares too much about herself to compare to others, probably
you can get disordered eating but you need a predisposition(?) for an ed
Just out of interest, how do you think a lack of sense of self would manifest/how does it manifest for you personally?
I'm not sure if I think she's mentally ill or yeah just kind of retarded. But she's most definitely disturbingly insecure.
this is gonna sound weird but I found a school schedule type thing for ember which highlighted days for needed to come, to make up her attendance.
so she probably just didn't go to school as often as she should, ended up getting so far behind in work, that she decided dropping out would be easier than making up her late work.
I think it would be more beneficial to Google about it (not trying to be a dick in saying so, either, I'm not sure if I possess the vocabulary to properly explain it). It can also vary a bit from PD to PD as well as what causes it (lots of theories).
This is really one of those things you can't easily look up a checklist of 'traits' for and connect the dots. There's more to it, that you understand a little more after personal experience/being around people with it.
If that made any sense, haha. Like a lack of sense of self can include not having distinct hobbies, interests, etc, and only borrowing them from other people. Or making up a false self or identity. And on paper that sounds like what Ember does, right? But from experience it isn't the same, from my perspective. I wish I could explain this better, apologies, Anon.
I think Ember lacks a 'self' in the way confused teens do, or adults who haven't figured out what they want yet. This is different from the lack of self you experience with certain PDs.
I think she's so into it that you could mistake it with a PD, but she's just a huge wannabe.
She does things on purpose to get noticed, like copying lolcow to get more attention from lolcow.
It got her attention after she copied emily, why wouldn't she do the same thing to Aly.
It's a bunch of learned behaviors and stupidity, she might as well be a crying toddler.
The saddest thing is that she probably believes she looks like hot shit
Oh ember, I wouldn't wipe dog shit off on your face
Oopss that was a newfag brain fart.
Her 3 jobs are probably:
- 16 hours a week retail
youre absolutely right. she probably uses those sites where you fill out surveys for 10 cents each
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She's like 8 or something, pretty cute kid, I'm sure they don't have the same dad. Ember made a post that she deleted relatively quickly, claiming her sister came out to her as trans. Obviously a lie for attention, and a pretty gross one.
pic related: Ember's mom, but in other pictures I've seen she looks even more haggard.
From the look of the old photo album it looked like the family was very close, and one look at her mom's fb will tell you how mature that woman is.
Her dad seems immature too, but they're Facebook friends, etc and I'm sure he's been more involved in her life than she'd admit for snowflake points.
I feel like her parents are like those obnoxious people that hang around cheap bars in small groups of other obnoxious adults.
Like a redneck country club.
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You forgot to mention her older brother.
Is she implying she was in inpatient for a year too lmao
Her family couldn't afford to get her braces, but years of ed treatment has been fine on them
Embers a nasty rat faced bitch, but no need to attack her family so viciously
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Casually going through her boyfriends facebook and… Ugh. Classy.
What's her Brother called?
she "used to" cut and would always talk about it on twitter to make herself more "tragic beautiful"
all lies, as usual…wouldnt be surprised if it was dirt
anyways her mom is an old hag who looks just like ember but fatter. Almost convinces me time travel is real lmfao
99% sure she doesn't have brother, not sure what that caption is even about. Was she pretending to have a brother at one point? That sounds about right for her. >>68009
She just barely scratched herself for attention occasionally back then. If they were even real scratches (or her own photos, at all). She certainly has no scars. She's definitely never struggled with self harm. In fact, her claims of NPD cancel either one or the other out. Narcissists don't self-harm.
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Same old fake thinspo post bullshit
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Like Pinocchio, the more she lies the more she grows! It's a Christmas miracle
What age is he?
Generalising here, but I've noticed a lot of the time (not all!) when guys specifically seek out younger girls instead of girls his own age, it's because the girls who are his own age can see right through his shit and won't put up with it. Whereas the younger ones tend not to see said shit as they're more naive, innocent, not as mature, easier to manipulate etc. Relationships with a noticeable age difference in teen years/early adulthood are unequal: younger partner may constantly feel like they've something to prove to the older one to make up for the age difference i.e. doing things they're not ready for maturity-wise to please the older partner/keep them around. And, unfortunately, a lot of guys realise this and try to exploit it.
Sage for OT
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Bitch probably has pom poms cheering these kids on. STOP encouraging bad behavior Ember!
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Is this a normal thing she does? Follow really proana accounts or something? Since both of them are pretty triggering. I've only been following her for about 4 months maybe?
in what image? if you're referring to this one: >>68009
that is not Ember>>68011
Ember did self harm in the past, she used to post images of herself with her catlike scratched arm strategically placed in the background.
Any chance anyone else remembers when Ember had a huge yet subtle bruise on her forehead that she said was the result of her purposefully hitting her head, as a form of self harm?
Here's some link I've found from Tumblr with screenshots of posts by Ember, talking about self harm:http://he-who-fights-monsters.tumblr.com/post/85053901068/someone-who-wished-to-remain-anonymous-submitted>>68003
Check out this picture of Ember and her mom posted in the original thread lol: >>158392
Oh shut up, self harm is self harm. No one ever assumed she didn't
do it for attention.>>68266
A screenshot of this petition was posted on Tumblr ages ago. Ember signed it in Nov 2013 but here's a link to it anyways http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/allow-pro-anorexia-pages/signatures.html
Naw, I'm just not interested in your
warped views on what is and isn't real
self harm. If someone hurt themselves on purpose, it doesn't matter what their intentions or results were: They still did it.
But since Ember probably did do it solely for attenton, that just makes her pathetic as fuck. There are people who hurt themselves out of habit/impulse, can't/won't stop, and end up with lifelong injuries, so Ember scrapping her arm up and then boasting about it and listing it as another "quirk" of her on her social medias is nothing more than a mockery to the people who legitimately suffer with self harm urges on the regular.
Everytime I see her mention that she has been self harm free for XX amount of months
, I cringe because she isn't proud, since she wasn't suffering from sort of urge to harm herself to begin with. She is only posting about it to feed the illusion that she is recovering
and that shit is so harmful because some oblivious follower of her's will actually think that if Ember can keep up her apperently super disordered behavior
and recover from whatever drove her to self harm, then so can they.
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The two of them are so thirsty. "Give me followers I don't post anything worth following though"
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Honestly hate these two
I was rooting for emily and everything until she started back up with this ember bullshit.
kek i wonder if they just pretended to hate each other just for drama. I'm so over them.
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You can see how hard shes trying to separate her legs what a pathetic cow
"I would love to see a pic of her with her feet completely together"
Lurks, posts pic of feet together
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Anyone else remember the time Ember posted an OOTD pic where she had a camel toe lol?
Well, I randomly came across the this post and found Michelle in the notes ROFL.http://internet-royalty.tumblr.com/post/87613725559/how-is-her-zipper-on-her-shorts-and-her-over
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Are you positive you don't enoy digging holes, Emily?? Not even a little bit
>screenshot context: emily asked her followers to write her a new bio since she isn't capable of original thought
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While we're on the subject of Ember's frenemies, lel at dat pixelated thigh on Mckenzie's latest post.
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Ember, no one really cares
Wonder what she d do id someone made a callout insta for her? another "suicide attempt"? lol
Is it just me or are the tiles between her legs curved? Photoshopped?>>68423
I was just thinking that lmao. Her fingers are so fat, it's vile.
She's pissing me off so much with the whole kid thing. Kenzie could have a kid, I can understand why she wouldn't post pictures of her son online. I have two small kids and i never post any pictures on my public social media's. You never know who's going to see/save those pictures.
Or Kenzie could totally be bullshitting, who knows. But we all know what a lying cunt Ember is so…
I can just imagine the pixilated, brown smeared hands clutching a Starbucks cup as hard as she can until her tendons pop out
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Hey Ember, could you lurk any harder?https://vid.me/2rwJ
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Ember's obvious lurking + this comment right here = pretty good evidence she made her own hatestagram page, just to torment Mckenzie some more by blaming her.
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So Emily has always followed ember's new Twitter, despite the fact Emily and ember stopped being friends before Ember's account was made. Ember just followed Emily not that long ago.
You can tell Emily was one of the first couple followers because she's at the bottom of the list.
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Anyone see her video she just posted? I'm on mobile so I can't save the video but, this is getting just pathetic lmao. Bending over still to make her thighs nice and small.
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Oh, it's not the same video
I took screencaps of the other video lol
what an ugly cow. unwarranted sense of self-importance anyone? no one wants to "ruin her life", her trashy ass is doing that all by herself.
anyone with half a brain can tell how hard she tries to fake a thigh gap. she looks like she's tilted at least 45 degrees forward at the waist in order to get these pathetic photos. does she really have nothing better to do than take videos of her legs next to public toilets? TRASHHHH
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She answered that question last week when she read on here people asking the same thing. Whatever Ember, you have to lie about reading a book on top of everything else? So pathetic
'Lovely bones'? Seriously… It's about a killer too, omg.>>68831
I forgot about that! Haha
Ember, are you posting in here again?
Isn't the font in this screenshot the one she has set to default on her own phone?
Ember switches her IP like mad and definitely wouldn't voluntarily identify herself.
How is that stuff enforced, anyway?
Cause all she does is get high and eat her gross diet princess trader joes shit and never exercises beyond a walk.
Its easier to edit and lie than actually do anything, and she still reaps all the 'benefits' like ugly $4 necklaces and a header here.
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lmfao love it
anyways, just report her giveaway
as a scam, since that's what it is. also, anyone else notice how many notes are on her giveaway post? 4 hours have past and only 100 barely like that shit lmfao.
fakest 11,000 followers ever.
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She promo'd this embarrassment and then deleted it shortly after
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Early morning drama
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eeeh probaby used er old accounts, theres no real proof Mc created them
Ember are you even trying?
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She's deleted all the tweets?
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The amount of shit she eats is disgusting
The weight will catch up eventually
Bet once she gets fat shell claim shes recovered and throw into everyones face that she had "anorexia"
She's dropped the Aly act pretty quickly, also idk why she put the syrup on first…she would have put it on after.
Also Ember, reduce the warmth in your photos because everything's coming out yellow.
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Her thirsty ass is begging for more people to enter her scam-giveaway
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I wonder what she bought, it sucks considering they sell useless clothes for triple what they should be.
Can't wait for her stretched bathroom LQ phone selfie, I wonder if we'll get to see her big ol' head.
So professional! Totally HQ and not taken on her shitty android phone.
She really needs to clean her bathroom, those tiles are disgusting.
look at that fucking tile grout shit oh my god
(So vegan, using herbal essences shampoo)
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What tf is this
I think she is sucking in to make her *~Ana~* ribs pop out, but it just looks awkward
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Damn she's lurkin hard
She's bending backward and to the side, i think? It looks so uncomfortable.>>69389
She's not vegan any more, her doctor MADE her eat fish again so it's okay!!11!
"We don't do collabs"ember posts this to show proof that they did this as a collab
Honey pls stop smoking weed and go to school. Learn some reading comprehension.
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Oh sweaty, stop trying so hard.
I love it because I'm sure it pissed her off this time, but she probably felt smug lol
Tempted to lie to Long to get free shit now.
EMBER YOU DUMB ASS
When someone gives you items to promo, you don't tell people you got them from free!!! You don't say that you're doing a promo. That just causes people to beg for free stuff too. Good job. You fucked up. Long clothing is prob gonna get a bunch of 12 year old Ana's begging for free shit. You're such an idiot.
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Has no discernible personality of her own as all of it is robbed from well-known ED snowflakes and shitty fake ED diaries.
97% of her followers were clearly bought.
She constantly deletes insta posts when they have 1 like after a few hours.
She self-posts in threads on here to keep people talking about her.
She sub-instas/su-tweets us to keep us talking about her.
Like the most interesting thing about her is how badly she deals with negative criticism.
Totally quaking in my boots typing this because of how ~intimidating~ she is.
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Nearly pee'd laughing at this! Her fashion sense is horrendous ?
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Just hangin' in Starbucks with ma Ana manuals peace sign
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This is so bad I'm dying >>69453
I can't get over these eyebrows. They are so ugly she looks like K.K. Slider
………….is this supposed to be proof that she went out dressed in her stupid dress? She walked to the local starbucks, WOW
the poor baristas are probably used to her ugly ass coming in and ordering her 700+calorie drinks.
She proved us wrong though! ??
Her eyebrows really piss me off. Has she never heard of waxing before.
Getting your eyebrows waxed is about the same price as the coffee she gets daily (or it is in the UK anyway)>>69485
At least her mums doing something right.
Seriously though why do I keep seeing screenshots in here that seem to use the same type of OS theme as Ember?
Could Admin or a farmhand please explain how or if these "you must identify yourself" rules are enforced for people like Ember?
This sounds like 100% bullshit and again possibly a self-post. Who'd ya talk to? What's the friend's name? How are you talking to someone so close to Ember you know her family situation, yet you're posting here on lolcow and don't have better milk share?
Someone tell me what the fuck is going on in here.
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She used the same reaction pic she used before…
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How long ago was it we mentioned her fat hands?? Annnnnnd now we have super tensed Ana hands! Voila!
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It looks like an amputated webbed foot lmao
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Her shoulders are so HUGE. Just based on her Jay Leno chin I can tell her head is wider than her photoshopped waist. I love since she's in a dress she can spread her legs as much as she wants for her Ana pose.
>insert ember making a video to prove her "thigh gap" is read
shitty lighting, shitting quality, shitty attempt at making her ass look big by arching her back and bending her legs. also why the hell is her other hand awkwardly holding her thigh?
the world may never know
unless ember finds a witty way to explain all this in an ig post, that would be hilarious.
I guaran-fucking-tee she started that shit herself. Everything about that post was way too suspicious.
Ember doesn't even have any friends from high school, why in the world would someone from Bumfuck Hills High School stay in touch with Ember's mom, and talk to a farmer about it?
Again, can we please get Admin in here to check on what the fuck is going on? This thread is starting to reek of self post drama the way her old threads were before she got caught.
she's gripping her thigh so the tendons in her wrist pop out so her hands look less manly.
pro tip : it's not working ember. sorry!
What'd I tell ya guys?
You can make Ember do virtually anything by saying it's proof she's fat, ugly, or a liar if she doesn't.
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Video stills featuring The Hunchback of Instgram
I bet she took this infront of that nasty shower curtain to pretend she's not in her bathroom for once, now she looks like she's in the dollar store
I bet she stretched it more than normal too, so she could blame it on a wiggly curtain.
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This is the shittiest quality picture ever. If I was the clothing company I would be pissed. She's not even displaying the dress.
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So fucking awful…. I'm cringing
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Forgot the pic haha
I did it in Christmas colors
That sag. Holy shit.
Is this what happens when you don't properly support them?
Also, where are the HQ photos she promised the shop?
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Hey em! What's up! Keep lurkin, it's fucking hilarious to watch you talk to us through your Instagram.
this is so bad.. all of it. I can't look away.
the "HQ photo shoot" aka poorly taken photos on a timer in a dirty, grimy bathroom.
it's shooped so poorly and her posing is so awkward and bad it makes the dress look cheap and the brand look trashy.
lol, ten bucks says that's the same herbal essences in this photo >>69385
don't tell me she climbs into her bathtub to take contorted selfies
aight so she explained her broad shoulders
now she needs to explain why her hand was holding her thigh in >>69553
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Could she at least try to make herself look similar in Her spam of shit pics
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JFC make it stop!
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This is the shittiest way to give someone a shout out lmao I doubt they even gained any followers or anything
Hi ember ??
Why are you in an Ember hate thread if you don't hate ember JFC go make a tumblr blog to support her if you care so much
I do hate Ember but it doesn't mean I can't be a little objective about it? Like can we make fun of her actual antics of which there are plenty, instead of bashing her shampoo choices? And her body is just… normal, average. Not gross at all but not attractive or ana for that matter.
Sorry but that shit just bothers me.
Well yeah, I get that. >>69680
I honestly have no idea about any of that lol. But yeah that's understandable in that case though so nvm. Wouldn't be the first idiot to jump on the vegan bandwagon without giving a fuck. Pathetic at her age.
That being said though, she's already thin. Why can't she just go on a diet and lose a few pounds and actually look anorexic? She's so desperate to be.
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Her boyfriend is an idiot. Didn't she cheat on her "fiancé" with her new bf? Haha. Bet he's already cheating on her.
This is so fucking pathetic.
You are literally squatting there bitch. You know you don't really live there.
I thought someone pointed out that his mom is dead? >>69694
Nah, they get ugly ass shit, but by the time they're 26 and graduated college, trying to get girls in their own place, they don't want to look faggy. >>69695
And of course, she makes sure to tell everyone she's LIVING WITH HER BOYFRIEND the second someone starts wondering about it, here. Do you actually hang out with your boyfriend, Ember? Do you two actually do anything? As far as I can tell you spend all your free time lurking here, and whoring for likes on Instagram. Does this one ignore you just as much as AJ did?
I just don't think she looks that gross (body wise only though hahah). Boo hoo.
Doesn't mean I can't hate her for other reasons or contribute to the thread.
Lmao. Something I have noticed? Chubby/fat girls are the first to tease thin women whenever they gain like, a single pound. Or wear something a little unflattering.
It's really pathetic hun, because we're too nice to call you out for being the fat lardass that you are.
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She deleted to post about her bf, so I guess she doesn't love him that much anyway ?
Now she's attention whoring again and begging for likes. She's so gross.
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Alright Ember, I'll bite>2 pumps of frapp roast 30 calories each>2 pumps of Mocha 25 each>Coconut milk 110, but she always gets extra>Whip?
Hey Ember, did you fail math?
5 calories per pump, then
Still not 140
This is spiraling out of control!!!! Lmfao!!!!!!
Fake sugar makes you fat and gives rats cancer you shithead!!!!! Hahahhah
Did I offend you somehow? Like personally?>>69724
Totally. Her life is ruined and she did it all by herself. No one will ever respect her unless she goes through a shit ton of therapy and has proof for it. She'll always date losers who don't give a fuck about anything but sex.
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Haha she deleted the pic where her hand looked like Frankenstein's
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And the thirsty attention begging post is gone too!
>if only ember would just delete the entire account
That's true, I keep ending up back in r/starbucks
>33 calories per pump (3,4,5 pumps for T,G,V sizes) and regular base has about 55 (3,4,5)
I can't afford starbucks, but if I could and I was watching my weight I wouldn't trust them to make anything perfectly and her drink is probably somewhere between 200-300 if they make it close at all to how she's asked.
God knows they're probably sick of her and hope if they put in full sugar she won't hang around reading Leting Ana Go again.
The last line omg hahahahahahahaha
I'm literally picturing her walking in with a plastic bindi taped to her forehead, ordering a 600 calorie drink but screeching "no whip!!!" So her picture still looks like Ana thinspo. She also demands her name be spelled properly Then she settles in a chair in her hideous white fur coat that's shedding everywhere, and cracks open letting Ana go for the 100th time. She's on page 7. She reads 2 pages, dicks around on her phone, takes 12 pics for snapchat and 8 for insta. Then leaves. Only to repeat it again tomorrow.
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Just gonna dump these here. From 2 months ago I think.
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ember candids are the best
Nah fam, that's what the proana bitches on instagram and MPA do. Farmers just take shots at the irony between how amazing she thinks she looks, and the wreck that's obvious to everyone else. >>69715
The more she keeps her relationship seeming lame and lowkey, the harder I cackle. At least with AJ she tried to pretend they did cutsey lovey-dovey things together. >>69727
Yep, I did this math and lol'ed so hard. 290kcal for a grande lite mocha frap, 420 with whipped cream. 2x pumps of mocha syrup = an additional 50 kcal (and if she was using sugar-free y'all KNOW she would have made sure to mention it). Add the salted sugar topping and you've got another 20 kcals in there.
That's a 360 calorie beverage on the low end, and almost 500 with the whipped cream. Daily, often multiple times.
Ember is completely fine with drinking high fat sugary beverages all day long. What anorexia, again? Is she trying to do a bad impression of Mary Kate Olsen, 10 years too late?
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Can someone run this through ff?
There's something weird about the arm, like as if the spot where the runes were before is still showing?
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Not sure what you're getting from that? Your link is for a venti (wrong size) regular frapp (no extra mocha pumps) without the extra sprinkles.
Got nothing to do with barista measurements, there's literally no calories in frap roast pumps. It's just coffee.
Also, y'all know she gets whipped cream plenty, she just doesn't post it. If the girl can slug down this sugary shit, she's sure as hell not afraid of whipped cream.
I guess she's started using someone else's phone or the tablet to take pictures now?
I'm sure either her boyfriend or mother drive her around, depending.
NO KIDDING. Who is driving this dumbass around ? How is she so bent on impressing the internet with how cool and independent she is, when she can't do a simple errand by herself? It's hard to impress people with the same pictures of you doing the same shit in the same places every day.
Just sayin', Ember. Just sayin'.
Yeah, that's why I used division.
Also, it's says it's light.
You high af rn?
What makes you think that? It just looks like a screenshot posted by a farmer to me? Forgive me if I'm being a confused faggot right now.
Agree that her boyfriend and mom are still hustling her around everywhere. I think she's a lot more dependent on her mother than she lets on. I mean, she can't get a job without her, so that's pretty telling.
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Can this bitch lurk any harder? How is she not embarassed? Sometimes I think I can relate to her because I get the whole attention whore/BPD thing but I have some sense of shame at least…
Oh, I can't see it
I'm banned for putting a Meg picture through kek
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What about if I post it like this?
Barista fag here
Based on the way that looks, she has the whipped cream blended in. there's no button on the computer for that, so the cashier would just tell the person making the drink. Our whipped cream is like +100 calories on top a drink, and you have to do nearly triple when you blend it in. So she's prob loaded up on 300+ calories of whipped cream. Technically the light drinks don't come with whipped cream, so she specifically asked for it, and to blend it in so it looks like it isn't there. Can't fool me, I've been a slave to Starbucks for 3 years.
Shes probably saving up to buy new insta followers first!
Btw bless all of you who keep posting it gives me something to laugh at when I wake up or come back from work
I just cried a little at the concept of a push-button espresso machine.
Starbucks, stop acting like you know what you're doing.
whoops, I meant the button on the cash register, so when the label prints it says "mocha Coconut milk etc" theres no button for "whipped cream blended in" on the register, so you have to tell the barista
its too early in the morning for this shit
If she stuck to ONE personality she wouldve already achieved more by now, fleshed it out a bit etc
ITS THAT SIMPLE EMBER
same. even tho it was annoying she didnt know shit anout anything witchcraft related
its also really popular nowand looks a tiny bit more mature than thiis ana ccrap imo
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dont think her eyebrows ever looked better
nope its old, maybe a year
she looks better with black hair imo
It's all that dark eye shadow she's using under her eyes to make herself look like a panda or a victim of domestic abuse.
She should now concentrate on contouring those man hands.
She's naturally slack-jawed isn't she. How unfortunate.
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but that tea girl has been following ember for a while but still
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they fell out though?
Ember always tries to pin dirty deeds on her latest frenemies.
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body has such a fucked up looking body type… those shoulders KeK
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her body magically changed shapes over the past few months (the bikini image here is much older but i can't be bothered to fine a more recent image - though i know one exist).
she went from having a hour glass shape, where her hips and shoulders were the same width, to having an inverted triangle body type..
>what if someone killed the real ember and replaced her with a body double
What if Ember has a whole closet of Ember dolls and they're all made by different manufacturers?
I could actually see her being vain enough to buy a sex doll of herself if she wasn't broke af.
Ember is trying so hard
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she's such a cunt.
Yeah, but commenting on their weight is apparently sooo triggering
. They shouldn't dish it out if they can't take it. I guess ana logic involves a lot of mental gymnastics.
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Also, pic related
I get triggered
into taking some wire wool, lots of soap and scrubbing the bitch's face clean.
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Derailing in 5,4,3,2,1…
Okay, I'll avoid newfag accusations (it gets old), but do people not understand the point of …IMAGE BOARDS?!?! It's driving me insane, but why post :3 when you can upload a fucking gif or image to express that? >>70075
Me too, anon.
Have a gif instead (googled best gif ever). Pic related. >>69953
Who is this mysterious man?
funny you say that because deep down, i really wanted to google "cute reaction face", find an image, download it to my cellphone, then make that (what was intended to be) sarcastic reply but i thought the emoticon :3 would make it obvious that i was just fucking around (plus i'm feeling extra lazy today)
tldr; sorry guys, didnt mean to cause such butthurt
Chapter 1: it all started when i was 8 years old when i developed anorexia…….
As a 9 year old who had just developed anorexia, wait shit i mean 8
im a faerie princess uwu
Im a grey withc
Im literally sucking Emily Crocker's dick so hard I want to be her
Whaaaaa i hate Emily she wont let me wear her skin as a skin suit!!!
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This company has been contacted. Now let's see what happens after reviewing the links they were provided with
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Has anyone messaged https://www.instagram.com/longclothing/
about them sending promotional items to a scammer/fraud?
I mean, it should be obvious to them that she doesn't really have over 11,000 Instagram followers, considering her Longwear images only received 230-330 notes. I kind of feel that Ember is hoping they post her images on their account, so she will be exposed to their 77k followers.
Or are we gonna assume she actually spent $77 on this dress, WHICH IS A ONE SIZE FITS ALL BTW. This dress will fit a size 2 to a size 8… which is odd because didn't Ember just booast about how she is a size 0? >>55289
>sarcasm wow maybe she really is recovery
Moar liek bitch lied about her pant size, for the millionth time.
Look how tight this dress is lmfao, yeahhhh Ember. You definitely
a size 0. That explains why an apparent "oversized" dress is hugging onto your disgusting body for dear life. Because it's too big
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hahah her anger is making me giggle
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Wow I point out that her promotional posts get barely any likes >>70189
(compared to the amount of people apparently follow her account) and now she is threatening her followers again, saying she block them if she don't link her shit.
Nice manipulation tactic, ya cunt.
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>one month ago
can barely fit in a pair of size 0 pants since they're too baggy
size 8 dress is so tight that is looks unflattering
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>ember lurks thread
>sees mention of dress size
>immediately posts picture that includes dress size to show that she has nothing to hide
Ember has the fastest recovery speeds, I swear to fucking God. One moment, her kidneys are failing, she is in and out of the hospital multiple times a week (intensive HPH >>51227
) and not even a month later, she is to her normal
life, taking awkward selfies that make her look like a homely football player, consuming her twice her ideal calorie amount in the form of a Starbucks drink, scamming online store's out of promotional items
, eating 1/4 of leftover pasta her 26 year old boyfriend made her a week ago, and harassing girls online just because they're skinnier, prettier, and/or more popular than her.
I still genuinely doubt it's a size 0 lol.
I mean, even if it was, she went from barely being able to fit in a pair of size 0 jeans to almost not being able to squeeze into the same size a few weeks later? Lmfao, and didn't she say she has been losing weight again?
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I like how she's desperately implying that Lindor sent this to her for free or something. Bitch you bought this for yourself.
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I think this was already uploaded and it's really unimportant, but why tf did she put the little copyright symbol by the word Ensure?? Was that even necessary??
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It's full of chocolate
She is actually using the wrong symbol so I honestly have no idea what she is trying to do.
Like TM is used for identifying goods and that is what she should have used since you can only use (R) if your mark is federally registered on either the Principal or Supplemental Registers maintained by the United States Patent and Trademark Office.
Isn't it wild how she makes it obvious just how fucking stupid she is, even when it's just the smallest thing ever.
If only she stayed in school, maybe she wouldn't be so fucking ignorant about every little subject besides how to pose to make her thighs look skinnier while making her shoulders look broad as fuck.
I was just comparing images of other people in this dress to Ember and it became super obvious to be how she edited this image >>69953
to make herself appear elongated as hell. Making a gif right now to show you all what I mean.
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Look how stretched out the hexagram is on Ember's dress compared to every other person who has taken an image in this dress rofl.
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Holy shit, I knew I recognized that dress from somewhere. Longwear sent Vicoria the same thing a year ago http://theproserpina.tumblr.com/post/96603828257/long-clothing-hexagram-dress
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Hey Ember, thanks for confirming that you aren't a size 0, ya fat bitch.
the dress fits vic and ember the same, goes to show how much Ember slims
her photos down before posting them.
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The top hexagram on Ember's dress has been stretched downward, making it appear much larger, while the hexagrams on her hips are a lot smaller, compared to the other images. Weird. Her body shape looks extremely mannish when you can compare it to photos of more shapely girls.>>70233
Literally everyone who took a photo in this dress did it better than Ember. Even Vic, despite looking like such a fucking hambeast.
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Even the coathanger wears it better.
(Anon, your posts are doing doubles).
All of them posted decent photos that would entice their followers to buy the dress. Ember's photos wouldn't as the dress design looks distorted. >>70236
Mte! Like that packaging is hardly visually interesting - her followers aren't really getting anything out of that pic except for Ember has no clue on how to promo products decently. And her attempt to post it to "prove" that she's a size 0 or small (instead of One Size which it says), Ember obviously doesn't know that size small = size 4/6 US (a size 0 would say XS beside it and her followers would know this being real anas themselves and that being the clothing size for a lot of them!).
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I contacted Longwear myself, asking for a smaller size, and this is what they said:
>Unfortunately we only offer this product in a ONE-SIZE, though this is very stretchy so can be worn from a uk 6-12 (us 2-8)
So yeah, Ember is still lying about her size/weight. What a big surprise. Somebody stop the presses.
And the packaging "proof" pic just got deleted on her Insta >>70205
. No surprises there.
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I googled that shit and all I could find was stuff about "recovery from scoliosis surgery". When did she start this shit again?
It's because she's bending forward like 45 degrees at the waist, and pushing her shoulders forward to creat collar bones, like she always does. That's why she looks like she has man shoulders (though they are naturally broad either way) and a neck the size of her thighs.
From the way this dress fits, I'm guessing she would be approximately a US4 in a fitted garment. It's easy to claim you're a 0/XS when everything you wear is super stretchy. I used to work in clothing retail and I regularly watched size-22 girls fit into size 10-12 garments made out of fabric that "gives." >>70251
Clearly she saw some farmer's comment about how her scoliosis seems to have magically disappeared. I guess her "brace" corrected it. It's a Christmas miracle!
It actually looks like she has a nice hourglass bone structure. If she worked out and stopped posing like an idiot she could have a nice body.
I wonder if she'll ever give up.
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oh god, why did you have to say something. now i can't stop noticing her disgusting digits
I kind of assumed it wasn't photoshopped because she looks nothing like her usual pictures, and it isn't her style to just stop at narrowing her waist.>>70287
I can't really tell but I laughed so hard at the last one omg.
Lmao I´m 5´9 and at a BMI of 14-15 I do not fit in Size 0
because my hipbones are too far apart
does that make any sense? Or am I just skinny fat?
It means you have an uncommon body type. It remains true for the majority of people.>>70327
Sorry for hurting your feelings.
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Hope you enjoyed your little game. Looks like they won't be playing with you in the future bully
eat a lot, lift heavy, train the booty every 48 hours
sage for OT
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Ember posted the uncropped version of the pic on her Twitter account a good 15 hours before the StarvingKitten one posted it:https://twitter.com/EmbersRecovery/status/674799755587919872https://twitter.com/starvinggkitten/status/675029581208899585
As much as I'd love for her to have dun goofed royally with this one, it checks out.
Although, the "I'm being impersonated" story kinda falls apart when you consider the current version of the starvinggkitten account has the joined date as August 2013, as did the older versions that Ember owned up to owning. http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:C6o1EYUe6F8J:https://twitter.com/starvinggkitten+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ie
(this is from 2014)
The join date of the account wouldn't transfer is someone took over the twitter handle (they'd have a different join date as it's technically a different account - anyone who has changed their twitter handle, would know the join date transfers). It's not conclusive that it's the same account (run by Ember), but it's not very likely that someone took over her old Twitter handle and just happened to join Twitter at the same time she did…
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Help me get more underage children to corrupt and victimize
>>71460>I'm assuming she's cool with doing that forever but it seems like she is and a lot of people are
Who the fuck wants to be a waitress their entire life? I'm older than Ember and never worked in a restaurant. I had other odd jobs throughout the years but never worked in the food industry because it's seems so god damn insufferable and I have better job options out there.
I should consider myself lucky that I didn't drop out of school like Ember because now, the only job she can
get is busting tables and washing dishes.
Samefag but I hate washing my own
dishes, can't imagine Ember enjoying scrubbing other people's. But that's probably why her digits are so disgusting/dry. That dish soap sucks all of the moisture out of her hands/nails which would explain why their so short (her biting them doesn't help either).
sry for OT, but I´m studying at University and sometimes work at festivals or at bars…events etc…
you can make a lot of money (especially tip) but it is exhausting af
and if you work at festivals or big events you need a few days to rest afterwards
Samefag from above
One of the odd jobs I've had was at a carnival, so I know exactly what you mean anon. I would be so sore, dirty, smelly, and sticky after work and all I could do most nights was just collapse in my bed, falling asleep before my head even hit the pillow.
But despite having to do manual labor here and there and conversing with the common folk, it was a pretty fucking awesome job. The pay was alright but it was one hell of an experience. Carnies are a weird bunch.
Anyways, if I was fired today, I would much rather work for at a fair again than become a buss boy at some restaurant. That shit just seems so mundane/lame and the employees are greatly underpaid/disrespected.
I wonder how long Ember will keep busting tables before she finally decides to go back to school, gets a fucking education, and find a decent job that actually pays well enough for her to move out of her boyfriend's mommy's house and become independent.
Haha that's such a obscured thought though… Ember living independently. I can't even picture it?
>>sage since I derailed a bit
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Man she isn't even hiding how hard she's bending over and using her Ana poses anymore
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And the winner is……
… That's a swimsuit? Maybe I'm behind in the swimwear trends but that looks like lingerie to me.
I doubt this person will ever receive their prize.
Soooo…the New Ember's going to get knocked up and start a mommy blog. That spawn is already diagnosed with some kind of autism that she struggles to deal with.
She's clearly bored of being anorexic now. It'll be easy to recover seeing how she isn't anorexic.
Probably the closest pic we will ever get to her natural thighgap.. There's no way she is as underweight/thin as she claims..
I'm about 5'3, 100lbs and that is pretty much how my "thighgap" looks.
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Of course if it stayed up people might ask why she lists all her fake disorders in her bio
I don't think she understands depression and anxiety very well considering she has no problem going to starbucks every day and taking awkward selfies in public
In addition to that, she has no problem meeting and hanging out with strangers for long periods of time
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Haven't seen this posted here yet… that smug facial expression tho. Wonder if it's because she knows she viciously shit-talked this girl on lolcow and got away with it.
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"I am not anorexic"
But I follow and encourage everyone who is
she's hanging out with someone with an ACTUAL eating disorder who has legit been in treatment……
I'd be embarrassed af if I was lying about my mental illnesses and then hung out with someone who actually has said illnesses.
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Ember is pathetic. Butfirsttea posted this on Twitter in reaction to Ember accusing her impersonating her via her old starvinggkitten twitter handle 3 days ago - which Ember clearly saw as she reacted to butfirsttea's defence tweet yesterday.
So much for the long-winded post about letting go of negativity and growing up yesterday. Related pic: Ember sub-tweeting someone earlier. Does it matter who? Probably not.
LOL she wants pseudo-internet celebrity status so bad. she has such a high opinon of herself and it's hilarious because she is literally a trashy fat nobody with bad teeth and hideous eyebrows.
the only reason she gets "300-400" likes per post is because she puts up several pics of her linebacker body, deletes the half that don't get enough likes, then spends the next several hours posting and begging for likes and shoutouts,(i'm blocking all ghost followers so show that you're active and like all my posts!!) and then deleting all the evidence.
ember, do you think IGers who are ACTUALLY instafamous (with legit followers) have to spam their followers with reminders to like their photos? So pathetic.
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Starvingkitten is still you! You're the biggest dumbass to have ever graced us with their presence. The second person you followed was fucking skinnyforxmas! caught again! Nobody stole your fucking handle you twat!
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She's literally promoting some 12 year old Ana wanna be. She must really relate to these kids.
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All baby anas, what a surprise
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Looks like the Starbucks has gone straight to her face lol. But damn those eyebrows. Seriously stop using a sharpie to color them in.
The thing I still don't understand after the past two threads and the fact that Ember lurks here is… does she not get her eyebrows look horrible? She could easily draw them thinner/get them threaded.
They look like those women who get the poorly done tattooed eyebrows.
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AAARGH!!! At this point I'm not surprised she's not cutting those stick on tashes in half and sticking them on to save some time. They'd probably look better too.
Nice try, poot.
We know your heads a perfect circle.
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Wait ember you… Never….paid for followers???
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Are you sure??
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ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY TRUE
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her eyebrows went always this bad either, is what is so odd about this whole thing.
>pic related, not sure just how old this is but it was taken a while ago, since Ember hasn't had dark hair in months.
anyways, ember ffs just look at old images of yourself and make your brows look like they did before. i know they didn't start growing in black, on all their own. srsly, i have no idea what you're doing to yourself but stop
, for your own good. you look fucking ridiculous.
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Don't do meth, kids.
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Wow, she has gained so much weight in her face?!? rofl
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Forgot pic kek
Even this is comparatively better than ember's
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vonnneguts isn't someone you can trust either
confirms she really has gained weight lmao she HAS to be around 125 now. no wonder she edits and posts images of her body so often nowadays. she is probably self conscious af now and is trying to boost her ego by tricking 13 year olds that she really is super frail/sick/ana
and on the VERGE (!) of death.
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Rude, Ember only goes for high quality eyebrow pencils such as these
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Trim your caterpillar brows before filling them in, dumbass.
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Get it, gurl.
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I've been wanting to turn her cringey 3am dance video into gifs for weeks now but haven't had the time. I hope you guys are enjoying these as much as I am.>>72224
Ember approves of this message
if she starves herself, her metabolism is most likely shit so whenever she eats, her body just holds onto all of the fat. like i really think she did starve herself here and there but not enough to actually do anything
, since she would just binge
later on, basically ruining her fast
tlrd; i really doubt she can eat all she wants
without noticing an immediate difference in her body lol
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There's more to come (:>>72231
KeK you gotta love these ana-chan comments.
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Gif anon here: I was going through her old threads, looking for those links to the videos of her and check this out. She filed a copyright claim against this video of herself, lying about being diagnosed with Anorexia at age 8-9.
Guess she has something to hide. Oh well, this video was uploaded twice apparently, so it's still available to watch. The title is just different.
>added a screenshot of the video because i randomly skipped through and that was the frame I landed on.
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Not skeletal at all lol
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Keep in mind, Ember was ENGAGED to her fiance of ~4 years~ in these gifs lmao
>That's her engagement she is wearing around her neck