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/r9k/ tripfag who came to the lolcord with her autistic boyfriend, getting into slapfights over her advocacy of the pullout method and farmers calling her out for sperging about JonTron's weight gain. After she fled from the Discord, she promptly went on /r9k/ to bawww about getting burned because she chose a drama channel of all places to make female friends.
>I fucking hate women. I want to gas every fucking normie woman on the planet. No wonder /pol/ and /r9k/ exist. If this is how the average woman acts towards a man, NO FUCKING WONDER. This entire experience has made me lose faith in humanity, who the fuck is this mean? Women, apparently. Just WHY?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35652661/
Ex-girlfriend of /r9k/ fuckboy Oscar >>231026
who leaked her nudes.
I wasn't around for the Discord drama but
>I want to gas every fucking normie woman on the planet.
I don't even know where to start
Right? 4chan is the most basic bitch, mainstream site anyone can lurk on nowadays. Yawn.
Self-hating women are such a drag. >i only make friends with da boiz x3 xDD women r mean and catty!
Of course no one wants to make friends with an autistic, boring loser like her.
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also she looks like the female version of eggman. why do they have major sameface? lmfao greasetards are too alike
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> complains about women being horrible to her
> openly shittalking about her boyfriend
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Why the hell does her face look so melted.
Also>waaaah some girls on lolcow bullied me>let me go cry to r9k>r9k tells her to fuck off
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>>287940> REEEEE I'M SO UGLY> REEEE why do men not like me
The entire thread was her just complaining about how ugly she is, how she is half black, and how no man finds that attractive.
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I sure wish i could be a cool girl like her!!
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I kinda feel sorry for her. Her posts are actually pathetic and point to her being a very sad, lonely and insecure individual.
But then I remember her and Hitler-chan ERPing in main and then I don't feel so bad.
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Shout out to Jon "when I see a black my gun go clack" Jafari. Really brought the crazy out of the woodwork.
she has an…. unfortunate face, but I think she's doing the best she can with it. I like her makeup.
those nudes were horrific though. she needs to shave her cooch, and in >>287927
that lighting and facial expression make her look like something out of an arthouse horror movie. Not to mention how floppy and sad her boob looks just flopping at the side like that.
I think she would be a strong 6/10 if she made her eyebrows closer together, and a 8/10 with surgery to fix the shape of her face. She's not like Plainey who looks haggard and plain no matter what, there's a cute girl hidden in there if she ever decides to stop sperging on image-boards.
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she has a button nose. it's pretty cute, IMO. very dolly. other cows have gotten surgery to get them, like pic related
We have removed nude photos from this thread due to a formal takedown notice we received. The affected party swore to their belief that the material violates criminal "revenge porn" laws. The material facts also appear to support the claim that the material is in violation.
Global rule 1:>Do not say, do, or threaten to do anything illegal under international or United States law.https://lolcow.farm/rules
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E C H
No surprise there.
Again, hi kotori and/or hitler-chan
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robot voice JONTRON.
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She's lucky that law BARELY qualifies given the actual context. You can still find the nudes elsewhere like the other anon said so it's not even a big deal but she was the one stupid enough who trusted some random r9k douchebag to show her naked body to. What did she think would happen?
>>287966>She is just extremely autistic
she's not even extremely autistic. she's just
autistic enough to be reasonably functional yet self-unaware of her annoying behaviors.
Shes def on some drugs for whatever she has.
Anyone else remember Hitler-chan bragging about fucking his less-than-lucid sex kitten?
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she kept referring to him as her "friend" in the r9k thread.
please let Hitler-chan be the thread creator.
juiciest break up ever.
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>skinny fat shit tier body and saggy
>doesnt leave home
>no domestic skills
>unshaved vagina, putrid grey colour
>uneven saggy tits
>stretch marks everywhere
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muh superior vagina
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tbh her and her new r9k bf are kind of adorable when you dont have to watch them having cyber sex
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talk shit get hit
I feel as if she's everything she hates. She hates fatties yet used to be one herself(or so I've heard). She complains about how toxic and terrible us women are nevermind she browsed lolcow herself.
Also she seems to have an affinity for r9k men. How many has she dated?
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mystery.jpg sperg: jontron fate hate edition.
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>i'm not like STUPID NORMIE GIRLS!!!1
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Agreed, not even an ana-chan. She does look chubby in her nudes and whenever I look at her face, it looks like a fat girl's to me. Especially in this pic
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No one talks about Jon "Put Ex-Slaves into Mass Graves" Jafari on my watch.
Samefagging, just saw that most all that was already confirmed in >>287931
relationship goals! ♡w♡
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rare photos of kotori donning her favorite brand
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more up ss kittens meta street
yeah, but it's obvious that at least she tries to look attractive. She has nice skin, and while her eyebrows could look better, she's not actively sabotaging her appearance like Ash. Her weight is on the heftier side, but it's not out of the relm of normality. She looks outwardly healthy at least.
Her average looks make her actions funnier, imo. It's obvious she's completely delusional, and hates herself. It's like how very few incels are actually ugly. She could have a fun life as an average girl, but she wants to be an uguu kawaii anime character.I do feel for her, as somebody who also has bdd. she reminds me of a person who I never want to be
inb4 get out mystery
>implying mystery would ever describe herself as anything other then a hideous, disgusting wretch, who deserves all of the asspats because "wahhhhhhh wahhhh I'm not the real life kotori!"
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Do you think she's lying about her weight here? She looks too fat in her nudes for it to be true.
Her eyes are impressively far apart.>>288987
Eh, for 5'1", 106 is not out of the realm of possibility. Doesn't mean jack shit when you're skinny fat though.
In the second video I can't tell if she is fingering her giant ass pussy or her asshole, I am assuming pussy because she licks her fingers after.
Also why is her face so fucking shiny!!!
I wonder why she's so anal about this. She's an irrelevant loser who posts on r9k all day, no one gives a shit about her cringe-y nudes.
Normally I'm not one to blame my fellow womyn for things like this, but it is kinda her fault it happened anyways. That's what you get for being a naive tard.
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For those of you who have not had the pleasure of seeing our princess in the flesh, let me fill you in.
The "I couldn't hear you" vid.
An epic video lasting all of 0:05 seconds. We open on a greasy face, a smirk playing on her lips, as she leans into the camera slightly, momentarily averting her moon eyes, and loudly proclaims : "Sorry! I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! What were you saying?" Rating : 1/5
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The Black Tank Top video
A stunning 0:20 second long video. A greasy face appears before us, looking slightly bashful. Her hair styled in a messy ponytail. She casts her gaze downwards as she says "I'm really gross … and … disgusting." Her phone dings suddenly (0:04), surprising her, before she looks into the camera to continue. "and, uhm … it makes me really wet, thinking about …" She draws a breath, fidgiting, then looking off to the side before finishing her statement, "you pissing on me …" She bites her lip, acting coy. "And … yeah." She looks up to the screen, her cheeks flushed, before turning the camera off. Rating : 2.1/5
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The Red Shirt video
The second longest video, weighing in at a whopping 0:22 seconds. Our princess appears, face greased up, circle lenses in, with her hair cascading down over her shoulders, wearing a tasteful red shirt. "Hi …" she starts, before starting to smile, revealing her small child teeth. "I really want you to fuck my ass!" she proclaims, laughing slightly. "Like … really, really, really badly!" Her eyes float to the camera, gleaming with excitement, her half filled brows climbing her forehead in anticipation, before she looks away. "Please, please come here, and fuck my ass." She begs, tilting her head seductively. "Please" she repeats once more, biting her lip, before she turns off her camera. Rating : 3/5
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The Bath Time video
0:21 seconds long. Our scene opens on our princess in the bathtub, music softly playing in the background, as she scoops bubbles onto herself. "It's really hot! I feel like I'm going to be a hard boiled egg!" she says, the bubbles gleaming as her chin moves seductively in and out of frame. "Shit! Uhm …" she snorts, the bubbles flying under the force of her breath. "Also, if you're wondering why the water is uhm … yellow" she gestures at the murky bath water, a grin on her face "it's the bath soap that I use!" Suddenly, a dog barks, startling her momentarily (0:14). "Cranky no!" she yelps, berating the small animal. She seems to lose her momentum after this. "anyway guys … okay" she sighs, before turning off the camera. Rating : 2.9/5
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The Only Nude video
Her longest video to date, at an intense 0:36 seconds. This video opens on our gorgeous princess lying naked in bed, her face glistening in the light of her bedside lamp, one breast visible over her nude buttock. She gently prods her finger into her anus, a slight moan escaping her lips. She glances up at the camera for a second, before closing her eyes. She moves her finger in and out, gaining momentum, small gasps escaping her mouth, her face looking almost pained, before pulling her finger out and mushing it into her vagina, hair ungroomed, skin ashy. Almost immediately she slides her finger back into her anus, as if the absence of her finger is too much to bear. Her small grunts continue, as she pushes her finger in and out, the pace picking up rapidly, as a wet noise starts to be heard. Her moans increase in pitch, when she suddenly removes her finger, bringing it to her face, and puts it into her mouth, sucking it, while staring into the camera seductively, blinking her wide moon eyes. She tries to end the recording using her foot, but ultimately leans in and uses her hand instead. Rating : 4.5/5
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mystery.jpg weird r9k sex shit, brought to you by JonTron.
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Reading this one is probably the most disgusting of them all. I'm surprised she doesn't have a video of herself dumping a cup of piss on herself since supposedly she likes being peed on.
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find mystery.jpg femdom blog, do it for the echs!
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"i'm not like other girls"
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no wonder her and her autist bf overshared so much. they'd been doing it for a year already.
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i believe it
Or maybe she's enjoying it, being an attention whore and such. But most of us don't have dicks, so idk.>>289996
Who is her boyfriend? Is she still trying to get assfucked by Oscar?
Anyone knows where she's from? She looks eastern european.
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Muh grey vaginas!>>290001
She is half Russian or someshit.
her location has been posted on /r9k/ before, but I think we're not supposed to post that info here.
her cuck bf's discord name was Hitler Chan, but now it's OC blanic hedgehog or something autistic like that.
lol, she's not underage, but ok.>>290019
she lives in Ontario now.
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Don't worry, anon. She is old enough. >>290022>>290023
She lies constantly. I guess it is a mystery.jpg
We know she has completed her degree though, making her at least 22.
That was in years old threads, so she is 24 at least. >>290027
It's sad that her post are reminiscent of a desperate 14 year old.
Hey mystery, since you're lurking, you may as well let us know.
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I must respectfully disagree, porn critic anon.
This work is one small step for body positivity, but one giant leap for feminism. Her skillful fingering of her asshole, vagina and gaping maw smash gender constructs and the misogynistic standards that women are held to today. All in all, this video celebrates the fat, new age, modern female and even delves into the surreal with the mystery.jpg surrounding which hole is the goal.
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The 36 Second Enigma
The setting of this masterpiece creates a startling juxtaposition; the bright light, casting an ethereal glow on her face and chest, the white sheets signally purity and the glistening of the grease on her face (reminiscent of the glistening tears of disappointment she has no doubt inspired in others) provide a stark contrast to the dark fissure that is her horsepussy.
Throughout the first 25 seconds of this masterpiece, the viewer is left wondering, is that digit being inserted into her vagina, or into a more sinister crevasse? The air of mystery (no pun intended) certainly keeps the viewer on the edge of their seat. Finally, the subject inserts that same digit into her mouth in order to taste whatever residue may coat it. The viewer is naturally left with a burning question – what did she just consume? The coy look she gives to the camera is as enigmatic as the famous Mona Lisa smile – is that the face of someone who just tasted her own ass, or one who simply plumbed the depths of her own horsepussy? Her final lip bite as she edges towards the camera does nothing to provide an answer; like the Mona Lisa, scholars may debate this for centuries to come.
she licks her fingers free of the filth of her anus and the filth that is modern society, whch hosts the degenrates who enjoy this.
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a true masterpice
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Fuck off Blanic, that's a diff girl you absolute cumsucking rimjob.
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eloquent analysis my good anon
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Not the first time she's shared the filth of her anus with the world
??? was she married to that neet loser?
…the one she met on /r9k/?
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She married a rando british guy, then camwhored to get back home to Canada where she sent nudes to Oscar, got them leaked, then found solace in Hitler's greasy, piss-stinky embrace.
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is there any way we can get this onto pt?
best milk in ages
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>tfw kotori-chan says you can't cook
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but she ain't about AB/DL, okay guys?
That pork looks super dry and gross
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piss on my porkchops mommy
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P O R K C H O P S
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Ok, everyone has their own kinks but my god, no to the diapers. Why on r9k of all places? How long have they been displaying their cringe on r9k together?
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NO NO NO NO NO NO
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This thread is cancer. The only people bumping it are robots and salty bitches from discord. There's barely any milk here and the milk is all old and moldy.
Don't you guys have better things to do? Like go outside and do something productive instead of stalking this boring ass tripfag from /r9k/
>When will lolcow have quality threads again?
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I'm neither one, I don't care if the milk is sour feed me more.
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Accurate depiction of the author of this post.
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also she likes the wrong love liveu
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jontron would tho
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If you're an orbiter: your senpai looks like 1st gen elmer fudd and will never notice you
If you're mystery: you look like 1st gen elmer fudd and you should stop sending nudes to strangers you meet on r9k
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no-1 curr kotori/hitler
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rare lewd of hitler and kotori together
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All of her posts are about her, the majority are self depreciating.
She wants to be called names.
Give the lady what she wants, people!
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i want mommy to cook porkchops and cut it up for me with a bread knife while i enjoy a glass of her pee pee with it! :'^(
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She's not interested in sex okay? She just wants to eat ass
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what's wrong with giving the butt some extra attention?
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so she does shower after all. could've fooled me
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her bracelet says daddy.
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Holy shit, this chick is a total cow. She used to sell her porn clips on Tumblr and faked a suicide after getting into random fights.
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Just in case there was any doubt