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No. 2098202

Pumpkin the Gentlemen is an internet artist popular mainly on Xitter and TikTok. She got popular with her shitty coom meme art. She is a (probably latina and/or light skin black) woman larping as a half japanese blasian moid.
Main Twitter: https://x.com/Mr_PumpG
NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/Kabocha_lad69
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpkingentlemen
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/pumpkingentlemen.bsky.social
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@pumpkingentlemen
Carrd: https://pumpkingentlemen.carrd.co/

Pumpkin has gotten herself into tons of controversies regarding things like exposing minors to her coomerism ( >>>/ot/2094599 ), possibly being a minor herself publicly posting NSFW art and interacting with adults, lying about being japanese ( >>2095697 , >>2098016 ), defending Fanny Perret who has her own thread: >>>/snow/2043422 ( >>2097834 , >>2097839 ), possibly lying about her mom's abuse ( >>2096172 ), lying about her cousin ( >>>/ot/2110603 ) and little brother, but it's mostly just people finding her cringe.
Louis McCLung video (reupload): https://youtu.be/jC_TkEDbiIE?si=zbYrRBHOku6Pbfcn
HarleyTBS video: https://youtu.be/-ag8saDgSco?si=rashrVb4sELtHbS6
Timeline video: https://youtu.be/uP_rheot2yY?si=5WdkcMdrTvnnBVjH

An account that seems to belong to Pumpkin was discovered that goes under the name of Maika Johnson. Pumpkin swears that this is her cousin, despite both having the exact same art style, way of speaking and handwriting.
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maika_studio/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@maikastudio2023
Community post regarding Pumpkin: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGOGqrb72eZGbvBf43Uo4A/community?lb=UgkxE8UkXMIQCPatvPDvpEFX6P_DohFXfMU3

No. 2098206

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finally a thread on this retard

No. 2098208

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REJOICE

No. 2098209

There’s an instagram as well, though it’s barely active and is typically just reposts from tiktok rather than original content

https://www.instagram.com/pumpkin_gentlemen

No. 2098222

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this character is so stupid-looking and the art is barely passable, so the laser-focused appeal to underage people on the internet is actually quite clever on pumpkin's part. object-headed man character who's bisexual, constant allusions to sex and trauma, "vent" comics that read like fanfic and end with the swamp creature of a self-insert delivering devastating monologues that leave their abyoosers shook, being from two cultures that are unimpeachable to zoomers

if she could draw for shit she'd be so popular

No. 2098223

Thank you dearest nonna for making this thread. She's been my personal lolcow for the past year, but she blocked me on tt recently kek. Heard she got semi doxxed on Twitter recently too

No. 2098226

>>2098223
you're welcome! and regarding her getting soft doxxed, an account on twitter popped up claiming to have pics of pumpkin >>2097034 which caught pumpkin's attention and pumpkin swore these pics are of her underage cousin but they haven't been confirmed yet

No. 2098230

>>2098226
I really hope they at least release her true age. According to the information on Maika Johnson's LinkedIn, mentioned in the previous thread, she graduated from college with a bachelor's degree in 2011—which would pin her at around thirty-five years old??(sage your shit)

No. 2098232

>>2098230
wtf 35 ?? talk about arrested development… she's like a tamer but even more retarded laika

No. 2098240

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her "dick pics", sage for old milk
1/3

No. 2098241

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No. 2098242

>>2098232
I can't tell for sure if this Maika Johnson (instagram maikacoffeeart and maikacoffeeplays) is the same Maika Johnson whose youtube was maika_studio. The former Maika is definitely 35 and went to animation school. Maika Coffee's typing style and art style are a lot different than Pumpkin's, but it's weird they have the same name.

No. 2098243

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>>2098241
3/3
a real gay man would be posting his dick in full HD 4K instead of breadcrumbing blurry/covered up pictures kek

No. 2098246

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abusive childhood larp. god her dialogues are shit

No. 2098259

>>2098240
Does this not imply that they're actually really short

No. 2098260

>>2098243
The implication is that a cisgender male would present himself like this to an online microcosm that consists of straight girls. Which he would not. This is OC shit.

No. 2098264

>>2098243
it'd be hilarious if all the dps she presents as herself are from some moid shes been in a relationship with in the past. dont doubt it, self presented "hypersexual" kek

No. 2098273

>>2098206
the eye pic and the lips aren't even the same skin color?

No. 2098278

>>2098273
maybe it's the lighting?

No. 2098287

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(1/2)
Maika defending birdie/Sophia Harrington on grooming Dragy. She was mutuals with birdie at some point.
saged for old milk but still important

No. 2098288

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No. 2098375

>>2098243
why does she draw the dick so high up lmao bellybutton dick

No. 2098408

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Not sure where this milk fits into the timeline but recently Pumpkin has done an animation meme on TikTok where one draws/inputs a picture of themselves with their sona and because she doesn't want to face reveal (despite revealing her "cock" and body on her NSFW Twitter), she used a cropped image of her eye (tried to give herself a forced hunter eye by messing with the angle so she just looks tired), and lips. And people have been making fun of it on TikTok. (1/2)

No. 2098409

>>2098408
(2/2) It's gotten to the point that various TikTok artists have rendered what pumpkin's face would look like, with what was given, and being blocked (and possibly vented about on her Twitter pages). It's become an entire micro meme on there lol

No. 2098413

>>2098408
is it possible the intent with the eye is just to make it harder to tell that she isn't asian?

No. 2098432

>>2098246
Another homie wannabe

No. 2098433

>>2098413
That's what I think. In the photo in threadpic you can literally tell she's pushing her forehead and brow down over her eye with her hand and the tear trough has a line in it like she's quite literally pulling it down. It's evident it's not an epicanthic fold, that's for sure. Like what's the point, people aren't stupid.

No. 2098443

>>2098264
It's probably just a skin tone packer or dildo and that's why she has to blur it or hide it in clothing, otherwise it would be too obvious it's fake

No. 2098447

>>2098375
it's probably what pt thinks her stomach penis would look like kek

No. 2098485

>>2098433
it's weird because monolids are only prevalent in 50% of east asians. and mixed children often don't get them. i guess that's what happens when social media teaches you about race. many haffu don't have them and japanese people have less prevalence than chinese.

No. 2098524

>>2098259
>they're
that's a woman and yes, I'm sure she's hilariously tiny

No. 2098527

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>>2098259
her build will always be a mystery to me but its no doubt that shes pretty tiny irl. i just cant tell if shes actually chubby or just muscular
anyway heres your 5'10 big bara male

No. 2098529

>>2098527
She has a fetish for bigger bodies, so she probably draws herself a lot bigger than she actually is.

No. 2098539

>>2098527
>just fat or muscular
She has never shown off her muscles shes not hamplanet size but shes definitely fat

No. 2098541

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>>2098539
Not that fat, she posted this 3 months ago and remade her OC's reference sheet to be skinnier afterwards kek

No. 2098570

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>>2098202
she honestly look conventionally attractive. Why pretty women choose to do this cringe larp for attention over just posting pics of themselves in bikini is beyond me. At least fanny is fat and fucked by testosterone and looks like a fat teen boy, whichdoesnt fit her lolipedolarp. But why the hell would a pretty, thin, feminine woman want to larp as nikocado avocado? beyond me. She's into ugly men so maybe its like reverse AGP or something.

No. 2098606

This pumpkin character gives huge pedophile vibes. There’s no way she isn’t also one(sage your shit)

No. 2098607

>>2098570
>pretty
Dunno about that if she were attractive she wouldn't larp as a moid and be a pickme for pencil dick fatfuck moids.

No. 2098615

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>>2098606
You are not the only one who thinks so kek. The pumpkin character looks like he will rape you if you reject him after 5 months of lovebombing

No. 2098627

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>>2098606
i think you're reaching. it just looks like bootleg sans to me

No. 2098631

>>2098627
This photo gives me ptsd

No. 2098639

>>2098607
she looked pretty or at least above average in the dox pic

No. 2098650

>>2098615
She could have avoided some of this by not deciding that her approach to controlling the spread of the Maika thing would be "uhh well she's my UNDERAGE cousin, don't dox her or share her picture" after making her a sexualized "mascot" for her account and talking about her tits

No. 2098652

>>2098639
post dox pic

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No. 2098664

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>>2098658
in relation to that. Saw this comment on goatcatto's stream
Some zoomers are so braindead

No. 2098710

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>>2098658
Oh my god this video on their account TOPKEK

No. 2098725

>>2098710
damn twitter trannies are grasping at straws to cancel her topkek. Then they go and cancel women for saying they feel uncomfy next to trannies in fetish gear. Doomed generation.

No. 2098726

>>2098710
this is a screen recording of a screen recording?

No. 2098753

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Wonder who/what this is in reference to. Kio and Evan, the polycule exes?

No. 2098754

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No. 2098758

>>2098570
I'd say sexual trauma but it could be reverse AGP like you said since she likes to draw her pumpkin oc in sexual situations a lot. She blames her "hypersexuality" on sexual traumas but pump has a tendency to lie 90% of time, I have a hard time believing anything she says tbh.

>>2098753
Pretty sure it's Evan if they broke up in summer. She broke up with Kio/Kamari around winter and he's nuked all his account since, it's a shame because he was pretty milky himself.

No. 2098760

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>>2098758
Kio's retarded, obviously fictitious traumadumping made pumpkin look normal and well-adjusted by comparison. Forever my favorite member of the Pumpkin universe.

No. 2098766

>>2098710
for future posts
this site is good for downloading videos from twitter
https://ssstwitter.com/

No. 2098798

>>2098541
>>2098615
People think you're into teenagers because you post weird overtly sexual content and pretend to be a cis male when your audience is predominantly minors. No adult finds this entertaining or cool, it really is so childish and odd because the art is so clearly attention seeking and begging for validation. Even the comics are about pretending to be sexually abused by your mother as a cis male–why? And constantly calling yourself hypersexual is so fucking cringe, you're just a weird horny nerd that needs to make friends instead of begging for updoots from minors like a creepy oversexed band geek. She's so strange and needs to like metaphorically smack herself in the face and factory reset. I usually hate like, pedo panic that's clearly misplaced but her content really does have pedophile vibes.

No. 2098799

>>2098710
This bitch is like five feet tall what the hell

No. 2098837

>>2098798
is hypersexuality just a fancy way of saying porn addict nowadays?

No. 2098873

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>>2098570
>She's into ugly men so maybe its like reverse AGP or something.
Autoandrophilia. She reminds of fujos who project onto uke characters. In Maika's case, she wants to be the submissive bara bf. She's delusional enough to believe she passes as one, even though her followers clocks her as female.
>>2098725
It's because Maika said her 'cousin', who would've been a minor when this was filmed, was the one twerking in the video. It's not grasping at straws if you believe her side of the story.

No. 2098907

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>>2098873
>It's because Maika said her 'cousin', who would've been a minor when this was filmed, was the one twerking in the video.
no, it isnt. The sperg ho recoderded the video highlighted the ''16+'' sign on her twitter profile. They have been trying to cancel her and call her a pedo for dumb shit for a while.

No. 2098916

>>2098570
>>2098606
people can be conventionally attractive and still be retarded enough to act like this because they're retarded.

No. 2098923

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(1/2)

No. 2098926

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>>2098923
(2/2)
If i remember correctly, that limited post Maika responding to is an image of character ai Pumpkin saying questionable things about kids

No. 2098929

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The super real abusive but hot japanese mom who writes christmas cards in english with "Love, Mom" at the end is my favorite character

No. 2098936

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between this and the ID card, is there a possibility she is actually japanese?

No. 2098939

>>2098936
It's the heavily drawn over shirt that does it for me LMAO

No. 2098952

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>>2098936
we need a nona from japan to show up itt and clear things up like whether the language she uses makes sense, if the things she says about her own culture are actually true etc.
I managed to find >>2098658 less censored from a different account and she does actually look blasian: https://x.com/brighterdoll/status/1899454692532400260 (though tbf it could've been edited with AI or something, considering her eye color looks different)

No. 2098958

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>>2098907
Nona, Maika claimed that her 'cousin' posted on her behalf to her public and NSFW accounts, this includes artwork, animations, selfies, and yes, the twerking video. Maika even said that her head was too big to wear the pumpkin mask and that it's her 'cousin' wearing it. I get that people make up bullshit allegations about Maika but I'm not making this part up kek.

No. 2098961

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>>2098958
And here's Maika claiming she made the pumpkin head for her 'cousin'.
https://x.com/Mr_PumpG/status/1812205236158914686

No. 2098963

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>>2098936
While it looks like a Japanese kindergarten, it could be either that she really is mixed or she lived in Japan with her family at that time. She tries to excuse her shitty japanese by saying she came to america when she was 14 but there's no way someone can forget her "native language" that quick lmao

>>2098952
No, the language she uses doesn't really make sense that even tiktok larpers can point out that it's broken. Her Japanese comes across as Japanese as second language or someone who just started learning it, if she really lived with her "Japanese mother" she should be able to speak in at least basic level

No. 2098967

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>>2098961
Maika deleted the post, but here's another tweet referring to what I am talking about. This happened a year ago. I'm sure if you dig far enough, you'll find a screenshot of Maika saying that her underage 'cousin' was in the twerk video. No shit it's not true but it's still fucked up thing for her to lie about.
https://x.com/i_Juniiper/status/1816202499293946239
>>2098963
She probably did live in Japan, but only up until kindergarten. She does look blasian.

No. 2098968

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>>2098952
I'm not Japanese (or Thai) but if she is indeed using google translate and then poorly handwriting it to appear to know the language, it's not the only language she's doing it with.

No. 2098969

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>>2098963
I’ve never understood her personal timeline. Maybe I’m nitpicking, but she’s 19 now and often claims that she moved to Japan in her “late teens” so wouldn’t somebody who moved countries between 17-19 (real later teen years, 14 doesn’t count as “late teen years” to me) have a fluent or damn near fluent grasp of their original country’s lamguage? It’s not like she was born in Japan and went 17-19 years without speaking Japanese, so why is her Japanese level so rudimentary? People on twitter have critiqued her awful hiragana handwriting, nonsensical kanji stroke order, and elementary level grammar quirks. I don’t see how she could have stayed in Japan for long enough to have concrete memories of Japanese schooling and daily life (in reference to her retarded trauma comics) while speaking such shitty Japanese now. I don’t know if it’s because English is her true native language or because she moved from Japan way earlier than she lets on and is just larping about having lived there for longer, but it has never added up to me. The poor Japanese and questionable timeframe of when she moved to America are the biggest points of contention for me personally.

No. 2098999

>>2098969
My tinfoil, after seeing her supposed face and supposing that she is actually blasian/born in Japan, is that her dad was a member of the US military stationed in Japan. It's possible that her mom really was Japanese, but Maika didn't actually grow up speaking Japanese and only lived in Japan as a toddler. Or both her parents could be American and she's just milking being born overseas. This doesn't really explain her saying she was Latina, though. She seems to have forgotten about that kek

No. 2099007

>>2098999
>>2098936
like the person on other farms said, there's no Japanese letters or anything like that besides the two Asian kids. That's not a very convincing evidence, just like her dick reveals where the images are blurred or half covered by pants

No. 2099042

>>2098766
I did not screenrecord it, it just looked like that when I downloaded it from the "exposing" account. I said I did too.
>>2098907
I highly doubt it was her "cousin" anyways. Maika just makes up family members all of the time.

No. 2099047

>>2098929
That card can't close with the condom in it without creating a huge dent on the cover. Cover is pristine. She just taped that there.

No. 2099048

>>2098936
Could have been a military base kid for a little bit. Blocking out the midsection suggests she was wearing something feminine/ was clearly a girl in this photo. But no I don't believe she was Japanese and the person who shared her yearbook photo said she isn't.

No. 2099051

>>2099048
*Correction, she claimed to be Latina in the past. Maybe she thought it was special at the time? Idk. She does look blasian. Doesn't explain why her eye looks completely different in that wack picture, maybe she was pulling it in so many directions it stretched out her eye folds. Eyes look brown in yearbook pic but it's far away. I don't think it would make sense for her to have light colored eyes if she were mixed black and Japanese but what do I know. I think the most concerning part is the prospect of lying about her age/ the motivation of posing with a fake dick.

No. 2099053

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>>2098999
This actually made me remember her saying picrel. If this is why her parents got together why would they wait till she’s a teenager to actually move to the US

No. 2099057

>>2099053
The story changes a lot. Same with "My underage cousin has tits, I have a dick" turning into "actually I also have tits, and I also look like a woman, and I only censor my nipples because they're puffy, and yeah I guess I'm not fat but when I was a kid other kids called me fat so I thought I was"

No. 2099075

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sage for old milk but i think this is the most comically fake sounding thing i’ve ever read

No. 2099095

>>2099075
I thought his head was the YouTube logo.

No. 2099096

new pumpkin milk

No. 2099098

>>2099096
>ramune
>melon
>Sanrio
>kuromi
Kek why is she saying words that every single weeaboo knows? So tryhard and clearly fake

No. 2099108

>>2099096
So funny how she is so “protective” of her voice and body and face yet she is such an attention whore she has to “tease” with partial selfies and shit

No. 2099110

>>2099075
Someone take her tablet away omg

No. 2099111

>>2099075
I think the craziest thing about this is believing that this is how gay men would talk. Girl you are fujoing out.

No. 2099112

>>2099108
It's very similar to corpse husband except she's beautiful so it's just strange.

No. 2099125

>>2099075
who is this new flower head character in pumpverse

No. 2099127

>>2098923
why do her ebonics sound so fake and weird. is it just because i'm ESL or is she trying to give herself street cred
>>2098963
how can she post this art of a pumpkin with a tom and jerry expression and expect people to have their hearts broken over her vent art ? she's so tarded that she has no idea how people react to her antics.
bitch has zero theory of mind and thinks other people are cardboard cutouts, it's like when she expects people to not see she's humblebragging or lying about knowing thai >>2098968. her insistence on writing foreign alphabets to seem cultured is so tryhard and cringe.
>>2098952
she's quite pretty, incredible how annoying and dislikable being hollow inside and terrified of being a normal girl made her.

No. 2099129

>>2099125
Her uncle iirc. Alleged pervert who made Pumpkin wear “girl clothes” to school as a kid

No. 2099145

>>2099075
Her larp writing's is somehow worse than fanny's.

No. 2099151

>>2099053
so her mum was a mail order bride?
>>2099129
kek so it was her mum first who forced her to wear icky "girl" clothes and now her uncle too? whos next? this is such a weird larp

No. 2099159

>>2099096
So this is obviously not a voice filter like she keeps overexplaining in every video, it's clearly an AI voice. Is there any way of figuring out where it's from?

No. 2099167

>>2099096
My Japanese is terrible but holy kek, she's talking about the female accusations and talking about her ackshally having a dick. She might indeed be lurking this thread. Can any other nonnas do a better translation? It's very difficult for me to make out with the voice filter and her godawful pronunciation

No. 2099172

>>2099167
>She might indeed be lurking this thread
Nah if she was lurking this thread she would make a big fuss about it and post a link to this thread on xitter, it's what she did when she got doxxed kek a few days ago

No. 2099179

>>2099075
I like how he just happened to show her the one memed up hentai everyone knows.

No. 2099184

>>2099167
As expected it's full of mistakes and I'm not going to correct any of them, but I did my best to translate it into English.
"But, sorry, so first, so fiiirst. Yes, I'm dressed as a female teacher. What are you gonna do? Someone is always crying and crying, anxious anxious anxious, pumpkin is, pumpkin is dressed as a woman, whoa awful! Someone is always crying so, it's so annoying really. Yes, someone with a dick is wearing women's clothes. What will you do? So you won't do anything? Right? It's so annoying so shut up really. Don't worry, please shut the fuck up."

I don't know why she did this segment when she never interacts or talks to other Japanese people at all.

No. 2099190

>>2099184
Thank you nonna! I didn't catch the "dressed as", so this makes a lot more sense. Still weird how she insists she has a dick at every opportunity

No. 2099202

>>2099096
This is one of the default tiktok AI filters. her speech patterns are so female though, her pitch is higher too. jesus christ she’s so cringe. “privacy reasons” yet she always teases her face

No. 2099216

goatcatto made a stream a few months ago going thought Maika's controversies and Maika started to bootlick her hard after this. What do you think?

No. 2099235

Did anyone archive maika_studios drawings? I don’t doubt it’s the same person but I’d like to see some more solid proof

No. 2099256

>>2099235
Scroll up newfag

No. 2099261

>>2099098
Even the supposedly correct pronunciation of sanrio was wrong…

No. 2099266

>>2099256
Maybe I’m dumb but I can’t find it anywhere and the archived links are showing no results/error messages

No. 2099267

>>2099075
That sentence is super unnatural. You don't need to say これ if it's obvious what you're talking about. Also kek at the fact that there's no kanji for ふたり when it's easy to write but she wrote out the slightly harder ones.

No. 2099278

>>2099159
I’m pretty sure it’s the “Devil’s Advocate” voice effect from tiktok

No. 2099279

>>2099096
A native (or even fluent) Japanese speaker would not pronounce Sanrio with the A as a soft e like Americans do. So where a Japanese speaker would pronounce it like [ɑ], she said it as [æ]. Her R pronunciation is also not that of a native, it’s understandable and pretty close to being accurate, but you can hear the American /ɹ/ even though she is trying to do the correct tongue and mouth positioning, something that wouldn’t happen if she started speaking or leaning Japanese as a kid. Her pronunciation and cadence is overall good but she’s missing subtle tact and a feel for the language that she would definitely have if she had prolonged exposure to it as a kid, even if she didn’t speak it fluently now.

No. 2099353

>>2099111
so much of her backstory is just straight-up yaoi tropes

No. 2099364

>>2099190
You're welcome! I can post the full transcript if anyone wants to laugh at how bad it is.
Tbh she insists she has a dick everytime she draws herself as a feminine woman like the vidrel. Sage for old milk

>>2099279
It's not just that, the way she pronounces every other words sound like a foreigner learning Japanese, especially an American, saying it.

No. 2099365

>>2099353
Fujos are so crazy. What do you mean you think young jacked gay men watch boku no pico and say "let's recreate this"… take psychiatric meds!!

No. 2099367

>>2099364
everyone thought she was destinytomoon but what i'm seeing is RCDart

No. 2099368

>>2099364
kek her art is so shitty, considering her ugly tryhard pumpkin head mascot I really do wonder how she got popular, also yes post a transcript
also I found some accounts on xitter that claim to have doxxed pumpkin, they keep spamming her replies with (alleged) photos of her house, her dad's name, the middle school she went to etc. and she might actually be 16, I'd make a collage and post it but first of all if she's actually a minor that's messed up, and secondly it definitely goes against the rules

No. 2099404

>>2099364
So she does have blue eyes. This makes the chance of her being blasian zero, she's mixed with white.

No. 2099407

>>2099368
Here you go. I wrote exactly as she said, including all pronunciation errors:
でもねごめんね最初にね、さいしゃーに。はい、俺は女教師の格好がしてる。どうするの、てめ?いつも誰がギャーギャーギャーギャーして、はらはらはらはらはらはらはら、パンプキンね、パンプキン・デ・gentlemanがじょう性の格好がしてる、うわヤバっ!いつも誰がギャーギャーギャーギャーするから、本当にうるっせだっぺ。はい、ちんちんが持ってるの人が女性の格好がしてるよ。どうするの?何もやらないの?でしょ?うるせえから黙れ本当ね。心配しないで、黙れください。

Yeah, her art is mediocre at best but again any shitty art can easily get popular on tiktok if you pander enough, which is what she did by building a parasocial relationship with her followers by constantly thirst trapping as her pumpkin OC. Doxxing is against the rules anyway so we probably have to leave it at that unless she comes forward and addresses any of the information.

No. 2099412

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I put Pumpkin's alleged picture through pimeyes and it gave me a single result, the picture of a little girl (which rules don't allow me to post but you can try and see for yourself). The picture comes from this website: http://gbcjls.org/ which seems to be a Japanese language school and preschool in Gardena, CA.

Now according to this account on twitter which also has Maika's doxx (https://x.com/MaikaJohns84067) she lives in Torrance, CA right in the area of the preschool. The account also claims that she's actually 16 years old and attended Torrance Calle Middle School and is currently at South Torrance Highschool. You can find a "Maika Johnson" in the middle school's 8th grade records for 2022.

If she did indeed go at one point to this school, this might be from where these pictures where taken >>2098936

No. 2099414

>>2099412
maybe she just stole that kindergarten picture somewhere?

No. 2099417

>>2099414
The tables look different than the ones from the CA preschool, so it's a possibility. In the pimeyes picture if it's Maika she seems too old to be attending kindergarten, so she must have attended it as a language school.

No. 2099449

>>2099364
why the hell does she want to be fat so badly?

No. 2099451

>>2099449
A fetish of hers

No. 2099453

>>2099451
If it was a fetish wouldnt she fatten up irl too? like feeders do? its funny because true and honest gay bara fat moids go as far as to inject their balls and pecs with silicone to attain that goofy bara look. Meanwhile shes skinny and hairless despite drawing her barasone as a fat hairy fuck.

No. 2099483

>>2099453
I think it's just a fetish for drawing larger people and overexaggerating it. Akin to inflation but not to that point.

No. 2099484

>>2099412
if the doxxer is correct, her mother is a 2nd generation japanese american and possibly wasian, when i looked her up on facebook she looked nothing like how pump depicts her. she looks like an ordinary middle aged woman with a husband and kids but idk if its allowed to post the pics here

>>2099449
its obviously fetish but could be body image issues like how she was defending herself when someone called her out on it

No. 2099491

The doxxer who claims that she's 16 may be right. Here she is in February of 2020, that's no 15-16 year old I've ever seen.
https://archive.ph/P7X8x

No. 2099493

>>2099484
>>2099491
If she's actually 16, does that mean those fake dick reveal photos is illegal material?

No. 2099495

>>2099491
I'm OP and decided not to include any of the more NSFW pics Pumpkin uploaded of herself in my collage just in case she turned out to be a minor and it looks like my instincts were probably right. Does this mean she's been making CSAM of herself? And having adults on the internet jerk off to her body and her art believing she's an adult man?? That's so creepy, nonas watch your kids. Now I'm starting to feel bad for her, clearly there's something going on if she's doing this.
>>2099493
Better safe than sorry. I think we should report the posts featuring said pics made so far and get mods to take delete the images.

No. 2099497

>>2099494
In case farmhands see this and consider locking the thread; the cow herself claims that she is 19, born in 2005, and has produced a passport with that birth year. The passport also shows her sex as male, so it cannot be fully trusted however. There is no hard evidence that she is 16 except for an anonymous twitter account and a middle school record of a "Maika Johnson" being in 8th grade in 2022. Regarding the 2020 picture, from what we have seen she is actually a petite woman IRL, and it could be that she looked younger than her age at age 15.

No. 2099499

>>2099495
>I think we should report the posts featuring said pics made so far and get mods to take delete the images.
Samefag, I don't see the need to do this. The most reliable source (pumpking) claims she is an adult. Her being a minor is speculation.

No. 2099501

>>2099495
That's so fucked up, how those photos is still up on her twitter?
I'm kinda not surprised, she constantly argues with anybody who shows dislike towards her or doesn’t believe in her delusions instead of just ignoring
>>2099497
>she is actually a petite woman IRL
That's what every lolicon says

No. 2099503

>>2099491
holy shit this got messed up real quick. i just wanted to laugh at a cringey tiktok artist but if she really is a minor then she's also a victim in a way considering the age of her internet exes like kio/kamari and evan
>>2099495
her whole situation made me fear for my future daughter tbh and hopefully she gets off the internet and gets the help she needs

No. 2099504

>>2099499
>samefag
You're not me? Do you not know what samefag means? Anyways I hope you're right because, as I already said, if she's really 16 and larping this hard on the internet for sexual attention from online adult strangers there's something really wrong going on in her life.

No. 2099505

>>2099484
>>2099497
Sorry, replying again for the third time but I re-read the rules. It's probably best to share that information on KF in the destinytomoon thread. Just make sure to remove any identifiable information, you don't want cowtippers harassing her family. Hard to say what to do though because we have no idea how old she is anymore.
>>2099491
Are you sure that's even her though? That could just be some random blasian kid kek.
>>2099493
If what anon >>2099412 is claiming is true, then yes. It's best to err on the side of caution. Is there anyway we can confirm she's actually 16? The only 'confirmation' we have is the anonymous twitter account. The yearbook photo is almost convincing enough but we don't know when it was taken.
>Now I'm starting to feel bad for her, clearly there's something going on if she's doing this.
I feel bad for her too if this true, I don't want her being exploited and she's putting herself in danger.

No. 2099511

>>2099505
The kid is what comes up when you image search the uncensored yearbook photo. It could be that someone used AI to uncensor the pic though, since from Pump's pics and how she draws her sona she seems to have gray/blue eyes? The japanese language school where the pictures come from is exactly where she lives according to the twitter doxxer, that's too much of a coincidence.

No. 2099526

>>2099511
It's easy to edit the color of your eyes. The yearbook photo does look similar to the photos Maika has posted of herself, I can see it in the lips, hair, and eye shape. But I do agree, there's too much of a coincidence here. And whenever someone figures out who Maika really is, she says it's her underage cousin, who happens to draw and look just like her.

No. 2099537

>>2099526
Nonna who managed to find her mom's FB, can you tell if there's any evidence of the existence of a cousin? It's kind of bizarre that this cousin story lines up perfectly with an actual 16 year old, either it has to be real or Pumpking is herself that 16 year old, which would be extremely fucked.

No. 2099575

So basically this kid actually is black, and actually is japanese, but the twist is that she was not just female but a child this whole time?

No. 2099582

so she might be a minor posting half nudes for clout and putting fake dildo dick pics.. damn this is why tiktok is cancer, where the fuck is her mother

No. 2099584

>>2099526
Just looked up her yearbook photo on Pimpeyes and it does lead back to the language school. Pimeyes' false positive rate is low, so it's likely her.
>>2099537
NTAYRT, I found the couple associated with the address, but they look nothing like Maika. They're white, do not appear Asian, in their 40s, and have young children. The husband doesn't have a FB page, and I don't see I don't see Maika anywhere on the wife's profile. It might be a foster care situation or maybe the anonymous twitter account didn't get the right address. I'm only considering foster care because both parents work in STEM and Maika won an award in science. Could mean nothing though. I wonder what the other nona found. Even if you don't want to share what you found, can you describe it more?
>>2099575
>>2099582
Seems like it, but there's no confirmation yet.

No. 2099585

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>>2099584
I think it's probably the correct address.

No. 2099586

>>2099497
I don’t think the farmhands thread will lock the thread. As per global rule 3:
> Do not make threads on subjects under the age of 16.
She would still qualify. But I definitely agree with the other anons here about the “dick” pics. If there’s reasonable suspicion of her being underage, those need to go.

No. 2099587

>>2099584
>They're white, do not appear Asian, in their 40s, and have young children.
could it be theyre sponsoring her? or are her relatives?
>>2099586
the dick pic needs to be censored and so do her nudes. i think farmhands can do that

No. 2099588

>>2099585
The current owner of the address has the surname 'Johnson'. His wife's surname is not Fukuyama and she does not use the surname Johnson publicly or professionally. I did not see anyone with the surname 'Fukuyama' on her Facebook profile, but I can check again and if I see it, I'll correct myself. She is a weeb though kek.
>>2099587
I'm thinking it could be her uncle and aunt, if her mom is really 2nd gen and wasian. Maika's Japanese is too piss poor to be native, so I don't believe they're sponsoring her.

No. 2099595

>>2099537
im starting to think its not actually her mom, just a relative as the only children she posted are toddlers and a preteen boy, and the man who seems to be her husband or boyfriend looks hispanic

>>2099584
im the anon who "found pumpkins moms facebook" under the fukuyama name, she lives in the same city as pump and is associated with her dad on the phonebook so she could be just a relative. my only guess that it could be her mom was because she also had an another small daughter or a relative who's also lightskin black.
did the woman you found post pumpkin or anything related to her?

No. 2099597

>>2099595
wait so her mum being not even Japanese is a possibility? is she adopted then maybe?

No. 2099598

File: 1742162911915.jpg (31.63 KB, 623x414, genMid.PW19262711_15_0.jpg)

>>2099585
>>2099595
Does the interior of the house match any background from Pumpkin's selfies? Here is the kitchen. It says the home was sold in 2019, which matches with Pumpking having gone to Japanese language school in 2020. Did she always live in the area?

No. 2099599

>>2099595
>did the woman you found post pumpkin or anything related to her?
No, I didn't find anything about Maika on the Facebook account. I went with that lead because one of the names associated with the address was 'Johnson'. The only related thing I found was that the couple was currently living in the same city as Maika. Your search is probably more spot-on, Maika has mentioned babysitting a younger relative before (she claims this relative is her brother).
>im starting to think its not actually her mom, just a relative as the only children she posted are toddlers and a preteen boy, and the man who seems to be her husband or boyfriend looks hispanic
Could be her step-dad or her mom's boyfriend, it would explain why Maika does not have a Japanese surname.

No. 2099604

>>2099599
so maika is actually asian/hispanic and not black

No. 2099609

>>2099599
ayrt, her dads name is pretty generic so there could be more people with the same name living in her city. i might be tinfoiling too much but the small child she posted kinda matched the "daycare girl" pumpkin posted with the similar hair color and texture so its no doubt shes related to that woman in some way.
if it gets confirmed that shes indeed is her mother, it only makes >>2099053 funnier because that woman is clearly 2nd generation and looks pretty wasian

>>2099604
i honestly dont know what race she is even anymore but i dont think that man is her birth father as he looks nothing like her and pump always talked about having a stepbrother

No. 2099618

File: 1742166593853.jpg (64.12 KB, 1079x1577, 333_TikTok.jpg)

>>2098202
>>2099412
>>2099412
This is what she posted about the face leak. It is so obvious it is actually her, she's trying so hard to avoid it she is causing a whole Streisand effect

No. 2099620

I just genuinely think this whole situation is sad. This is possibly a minor, who got an ounce of Internet fame because of their cringe pumpkinsona, posting partial nudes of themselves for more clout. I just hope Pumpkin steps away from the Internet for a while, especially given this whole doxing situation, to collect her thoughts and stuff.

No. 2099621

>>2099618
>but a relative
Thanks for confirming it's your family even if it isnt "you" this retard is definitely underaged

No. 2099625

>>2099621
She is saying that in order to persuade people to delete it because it is her "minor cousin". If that was actually true she would not give an ounce of attention to it to stop people from finding it. She wants her retarded fans to defend her and report the posts.

No. 2099626

>>2099618
Why does she always say that videos/photos of her are a relative? Nobody believes that. Also her avi pisses me off.

No. 2099627

if it's actually her cousin then why don't they just take a picture together in the same room? Is it that hard?

No. 2099632

>>2099620
If the person in the nudes is actually her, it is definitely disgusting. Maybe contacting her mom and telling her about what her daughter is doing online would be a good idea, it is considered CP after all if she is actually 16.

No. 2099634

>>2099632
Are those photos is still on her twitter?

No. 2099636

God how sad must your life be to larp as a japanese fat gay moid with an abusive mom and rapist uncle at 16? they need to bring back third spaces young teens have way too much free time on their hands

No. 2099637

>>2099632
It hasn't been confirmed shes underaged (until it is only contact the social media to get her accounts taken down)do not contact or cowtip the parents you retard i really hope she isnt 16 because jesus I cant imagine what her mother will go through

No. 2099641

>>2099634
They are in her other account @Kabocha_lad69

No. 2099643

>>2099641
I know but like, twitter mods hasn't reported them if she's actually underage?

No. 2099644

>>2098952
I'm Japanese, and my theory is that she is blasian. But didn't learn Japanese growing up (like a lot of American hafus). Because her Japanese skills are very poor.

No. 2099645

>>2099643
I suppose it is because there isn't any solid proof, and she's been larping as an adult for two years now.

No. 2099649


No. 2099651

>>2099412
If she's 16, then all of this derangement makes sense. And if that's the case I have nothing more too add except she needs to take a break from the internet

No. 2099665

>>2099609
Finally found the FB profile you were looking at, so I'll make my correction, kek. The woman does look wasian and her husband is Arab, judging by his last name. Maika's birth father is most likely black or hispanic, she shares no resemblance to her other relatives.
>>2099643
Because there's no way to actually confirm that she's underage. Maika DFE'd the first time she was caught and she probably begged her parents to delete any photos of her off socmed. Imo, this is even more proof she's underage because her name does not appear in any directory website. At the very least, she would have been listed as a relative for a family member.
>>2099632
Don't cowtip. If the anonymous twitter account has proof that she's underage, then it's their responsibility to report this to her parents or to the proper authorities. Her IRL friend apparently knows about it too. I hope they do the right thing and stop using Maika's dox for Internet clout.

No. 2099674

>>2099665
>using Maika's dox for Internet clout
They're probably her classmates, the whole dox situation is immature and unnecesary. More proof they are all 16 kek



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