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AKA Heather Sparkles / Heather Michelle / Heather Explores / Kitty Ravage
Previous Thread >>1834322
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
Heather Steeles is a 33-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.
All the “Ryans” in order:>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories. >Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit. >Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene. >Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of. >Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.
In the last thread:>Makes friends at Paracon >>1834391>Complains about being sooooo isolated >>1835011>Pride Month Advocate of the Year >>1835063>Stupid handsome ClockRyan completely shattered her heart >>1835836>Triggered by ClockRyan >>1836232>Never talking about ClockRyan again by making a flurry of IG stories about him >>1836365, >>1836367, >>1836370, >>1836371, >>1836375, >>1836379, >>1836380>Sharing her ClockRyan shrine progress >>1837152>Our Victorian queen reminisces on ClockRyan's first red flag >>1837215>"I'm so depressed, I'm gonna die alone. No one wants me because of my extreme alternative lifestyle." Yes, the extreme alternative lifestyle of going to Gettysburg, paranormal stuff, and antiquing while dressed in potato sacks. >>1837588, >>1837698 >Potato sack cosplay >>1837798 >Cries some more over ClockRyan >>1838515>Still haunted by ClockRyan >>1838800>Is "getting past the breakup situation" >>1839187>Good riddance to Heather, ClockRyan finally blocks her >>839442>A milky visit from ClockRyan's friend, Traffic Cone who was alerted to this thread by no other than ClockRyan himself >>1839490, >>1839490 >Heather finally moves on and gets herself a new date >>1840248>Glad to be dumped by ClockRyan because the new date is a real keeper! >>1840769>RealKeeper calls it quits after 1 date >>1840912>"I'm always alone." >>1841623>A wild NormieRyan appears!? >>1845488>Etsy era forthcoming? >>1845492>BabyRyan makes his debut with Heather recreating a photo she previously took with ClockRyan >>1848354>Heather loves BabyRyan! >>1849633>Submersible expert rescues us with her very important thoughts on the Titan tragedy >>1852023>"I'm not crazy, I'm Heather, just accept it." >>1853227>From BabyRyan to BabyDaddyRyan! Heather's pregnancy scare saga >>1853831>Oops, bad news, turns out she just forgot when she has her period >>1855583>BabyRyan escapes before there are any babies. Heather overshares about never using condoms with him >>1856546>FYI I'm Single (Again) Era >>1856902, >>1857019, >>1857021>Visits GhostRyan (RIP) >>1857130> Overshares about the BabyRyan breakup and her pregnancy scare (again) >>1860756 >>1860757>Summer goth >>1863316>Goes to an event so spooky that she seemed to manage to make friends >>1865929>"I promise I'm actually A very nice girl" >>1865932>Taphophile community is taking away her Ryans >>1869486>GooberGang era and AxeRyan teaser >>1872863>Facebook AND lock-of-hair official with AxeRyan >>1873521, >>1875315>Heather reflects on her fateful in-person meeting with AxeRyan by admitting that she originally passed on him online a year ago >>1875847>Complains about losing "so many followers" when she literally only loses 5 followers >>1875847, >>1876938
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It's almost like someone took an axe to her bumper. Wonder what she managed to hit.
Thanks for the thread nonna, the recap is superb!>>1878490>he's coming up with a plan to repair this
This is really her ideal Ryan. She doesn't have to do a fucking thing, just fall asleep on the floor eating frozen junk food while everyone else does all the work.
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I don’t think she’s into this current dude at all. A few days ago she was filming and quickly turned the camera away from him - different than how she tries to flaunt the other dudes
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Well, they've already lasted nearly 2 weeks of being reciprocally Facebook-official with our friendless Heather meeting AxeRyan's GooberGang friends early on. Looks like none of this raised any red flags given that AxeRyan STILL wants to spend the entire upcoming weekend with her. I agree that they seem perfect for each other. I hope she keeps him with a spooky baby announcement.
This is coded as "I don't find him attractive but he gives me the attention I want".
She also hasn't said "I love you" publicly either.
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She's already making it sound like she could never find herself a boyfriend before him.
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Heather should date this guy if the current Ryan fails.
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I like how she always sounds like she's giving a reflective interview about a man she met on a reality show where she conveniently retells her backstory every time she speaks for exposition and soundbyte purposes, she is definitely running her own one-woman dating show via Instagram
Also the sticker right over his face kek
I agree LurchRyan was ugly. There's just a tone to Heather's posts about this guy that lacks the usual crazy obsession she usually expresses. >>1879602
But this is making me think I was too soon to judge lol
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Now she's not just retelling the story but also sneakily changing the details of how they initially met. First she said they matched on a "dating app" but now it's just some fateful Facebook connection stemming from her need for friends and totally not from her obsession with finding a new Ryan.>>1880011
Tbh this event would've been the perfect time for AxeRyan to swoop in as her saviour from heartbreak.>>1880058>>1880064
Sounds like Facebook Dating was one of the last few places she could go to. I don't know how it works but I would assume her updated relationship status might not be a very good sell in a slim-to-none remaining pool of Ryans. At the same time, the fact that Heather's photo from their seemingly meaningful in-person encounter only includes herself does not bode well for this Ryan or Halloween nona. She's working overtime to convince herself why she's with him instead of the regular love-bombing.
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Agreed. I was rooting for them at the start but now she's been posting a lot of stories from going antiquing this weekend, all without managing to mention AxeRyan. Not only is he her willing photographer, he's also the one driving her around and enabling one of her favourite hobbies. The fact that she's more excited to post about materialistic things and herself instead of her catch of a relationship does make it seem like she's already either bored of him or thinks he's ugly.
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what is his channel name?
AxeRyan made a small appearance in her instastories. pic rel kek.
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She posts way more about him and their adventures on Facebook.
>>1881578>ate together in my car>spoiled like this
why would you eat in your car and think that this is anything close to being spoiled? If all the stuff she has written so far about AxeRyan is true, she should keep him. I'm on board with nonas idea >>1881407
that he just doesn't like to be on display all the time and therefore there are little pictures of them together. And she will love for him being around and taking all the pictures of her, giving her all the attention she always wanted. I wouldn't even say that he is more ugly than she is, for me, they fit together perfectly and I hope we have some weeks without her "I'm so alone, everyone hates me, everyone wants to destroy my life" bullshit.
Ah this is cute >>1881588
She spends a lot of time in her car, eating, crying etc so it's him joining her in her habit basically.
So glad she finally has a guy to match her level of neediness, I think a lot of the BPD spiraling we see is because she gets anxious and lets her feelings snowball, he seems to be able to keep that in check by basically attending to her needs in a way where she doesn't end up anxious/thirstposting/attentionseeking/showing off/mad declarations and so on. This might actually last.
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Has she always claimed to have ADHD? I don't recall hearing that before.
Cant wait to see Heather in 10 years, on an episode of hoarders sPoOKy eDiTiON.
It will be on just in time for halloween!
She throws away and donates every item that has to do with an ex love of hers. But can she truly let go?
Since when is being a human magpie a symptom of ADHD?
To answer your question, yes, she has claimed to have it before. She partially credits ADHD for why she can't read a book or watch a movie (the other reason being that she's "too real" for fictional media, of course).
In my experience, people are willing to share their diagnoses that are having a ‘moment’, used to be depression and anxiety, now it’s ADHD and autism—but they tend to be ashamed of their real
problems and keep those close to the chest. ADHD is a trendy, handy excuse (for many) for being a useless ditz. BPD is unsexy and doesn’t carry social clout.
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Here's a new one for you nonnies. Looks like she's decided to claim autism along with ADHD all of a sudden.
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I wonder if Brady has autism, he definitely has that look about him
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His teeth are fucking awful too, I don’t blame Heather for not wanting to show him on social media. She’s way out of his league and she’s nothing special
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I still don't think she's that happy based on what she just shared in her stories.
>>1884173>if he’s kind and stable and non-dramatic
I think we have found out why Camel isn’t that into him
it can’t be the looks, he looks much better than LurchRyan
Trust no scrote. He looks like the missing link and he's from central PA, so I guarantee that he's still a virgin (from that area, either Amish or Quaker school or upbringing, sexless and repressed either way) and is kissing her ass because he sees her as his ticket to actually getting his dick touched for once in his life. Once she puts out - which she'll do right off the bat bc it's Heather and she's desperate to have a scrote give her attention - he'll start ramping up the abusive
/controlling behaviors. Heather massively projects insecurity, desperation, and naivety, which scrotes are only attracted to because they're traits that scream "I'm easy to trap and manipulate."
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Is this the first official picture of the happy couple?
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he kinda look like steven bonnet from outlander in this
Total Adam vibes man. If this does last it's going to end exactly how Adam did. I predict that it'll follow that path. She's going to mooch, feed off of him and use him till he's dry and then slap him with abuse accusations and beg for everyone fund her godund me to get out of the relationship.
Or maybe we are wrong. They do have matching forehead synergy.
It's wild to see someone tinfoiling that the person next to Heather
is going to be the crazy one here. >>1884917
The (other) major flaw in their argument is that it sounds like they'd be putting exactly the same take on literally any guy she got with. They're not paying any attention to who he seems to be, they're just seeing 'male' and deciding it must be Onision or something
If anything he seems like a people pleaser, possibly to the point of being a doormat. If anyone is going to get ugly here, it's hag. I think >>1885094
has it right.
Who wants to make a bet? I'll wager a drink of choice that this Amish-ass-looking autist will troon out as soon as Heather gets pregaganent with his defective offspring.
Provided they last long enough for a menstrual cycle or two.
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I give it 5 days.
70 days until Halloween.
This is holding longer than we expected, maybe we will be lucky, as this guy seriously lacks a backbone and seems to enjoy being her prisoner.>>1885866>>1885909
isn't she like 5ft? Would guess she is maybe around 145lbs at maximum? So, 70lbs would mean she was 75 lbs, that would be a BMI of 14.6… sure, Heather, sure. Next mental illness will be an eating disorder. I really can't wait for her "cooking" pictures, kek.
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Seems like the relationship is going well
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It keeps getting better. Here's her latest story. She's already pining for someryan who wants to stockpile ammo and run around like a retard instead.
Stockpile ammo and homeschool their kids??? Heather's a lot of things, but I never guessed she was a Ruby Ridge type. How is she going to buy plastic Halloween tat when she's living off the grid with her chickens and her white separatist husband?
Also, "someone"? Has the relationship with AxeRyan quietly fizzled?
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Yes. Heather. It’s not socially acceptable to want kids anymore. What a dumbass.
That stockpile ammo and homeschool your kids, like does she wanna join a cult and live in a bunker? Because that sounds like a paranoid trad doomer's ideal. >>1886836
Maybe she's starting to nag him for a baby already and he's rightfully getting spooked, she really has a way with men
I think >>1886842
is right that she started up with the baby talk and he's spooked. But her crying about not being able to have children is a red flag that she's trying to convince him that a condom isn't necessary since she "can't have children." She's established that she is hypersexual and does not use protection, so I'm tinfoiling this is how she's going to trap him. Spooky Halloween Miracle Baby Announcement arc? Grim.
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I know it's shitty to nitpick food but wtf is this. A bowl of milk? Did she just empty the whole container into a dish and let it melt? I'm honestly intrigued.
this is a thing, microwaving ice cream and eating it in this state
sometimes they pour milk over it for even more soupiness
fat YouTuber Amberlynn Reid does the same
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ADHD queen with gross feet has had a mechanic Ryan for nearly a month now but still isn't sure if he's accepting of her true cemetery-loving self.
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She knows. She already deleted all of the AMA stories.
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And this one on her FB. Seems like she’s desperate for his attention?
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Seems like she's quite miserable with him if she still decided to leave this sadpost on her story.
I think because she's being normal and not posting weird declarations like I waited my whole life for you
and all the usual shit she wheels out for guys she met that week, it's basically a perfectly normal relationship and she has nothing to be insane about for once.
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Guess it didn't work
This was the friendliest Ryan I've witnessed here so far and she fucked it up already? How horrible do you have to be to scare away a doormat?
On the other side, I hope she keeps up that behaviour until she reached her menopause and can't get children anymore, I would hate for any child to have her as a mother.
48 hours later
"Anyone need a big titty goth gf with a shopping addiction?"
Calling it now
for some reason, this smacks of her dumping him instead of the other way around
I'd put money on she never was into him, dumped him, and is now playing the "forever alone" card
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Here we go. His interests are creeping in. She even mentioned in her stories she’s not “copying” his interests. And somehow blamed her self diagnosed, unmedicated ADHD.
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You literally don't need to announce anything. No one asked.
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Yeah okay Heather and nice try already showing off your typical thirst trap pictures while stating you're single. You really waste no time with the Ryan hunting.
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Just 6 days ago they seemed okay.
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Heather's reply kek.
God, how many Ryans have we been through just this year? Five? I don't know how she's going to keep finding new Ryans at this point, her reputation has to be spreading beyond just the internet at this point.>>1889024
It's always wild to me when nonnas think she's attractive, but maybe I've just been in these threads for too long and I can only see the crazy now.
>>1888820>We didn’t even get a spiral staircase hands holding picture. This is not true love.
ily nonnas >>1889008
My bet is he was busy this weekend, she has dumped guys before for not prioritising her every day of their lives (femryan being the notable one for attending a halloween party without her)
There wasn't any build up to it, just an "I'm sick owo" story so I don't think anything actually happened.
I'm very hopeful that she will fulfil my wishes and we get some Halloween graveyard milk with a ZombieRyan. She kept AxeRyan for 4 weeks, so she can do that again in October.>>1889052
I somehow feel that the baby talk bullshit scared him away or he just told her that they are so early in their relationship that he doesn't know if he wants children with her and so she broke it off. >>1889081
for me, she doesn't look attractive because there is something "wrong" with her face. She might be good looking for others by beauty standards but even as I didn't follow these threads I felt that she is unattractive because she felt insufferable and psychotic to me. But I have a thing where I look at people and can see the "crazy" immediately. But nonna >>1889024
is right, most men wouldn't mind her being a little bit crazy, because for them she probably looks very nice and she offers sex right away. So there is something seriously wrong with her if even the ugliest men won't stay around.
She is so not attractive. Half of her photos are nothing but filters and editing. The only thing that catches people's attention is her boobs. Because she just shoved them in every picture possible. I mean to each their own but if I saw her I'd turn tail and not make eye contact because she looks too much like a Karen and I don't got time for that.
I'm glad this didn't work out for her. Unfortunately from what I've witnessed she deserves to be miserable and single. But what urks me is how there's no change. She's been like this since 2009 and even with these threads dating back to what? 4 years ago? She's still the same. It's entertaining tho.
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They did. It said single allllll day and overnight it changed to this.
She needs therapy so bad it’s insane. How can someone her age be mainlining this BPD push-pull scheme still? A toxic
on-again-off-again relationship is a worse outcome than the two-week whirlwind romances. He’s going to doormat himself into some intense resentment and she’s going to get her feelings actually hurt for real.
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I love the goobers in the background from the turnpike adventure and straw-wrapper-flinging-dinner-with-the-boys day that was now a month ago.
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He's a loser
Imagine bragging that you're locked down to Heather.>>1889628
Oh fuck him. What a complete dick.
Cope, I’ve probably posted here longer than you.
Its sad, I only come back to check on a few cows these days, should’ve known when someone got banned for saying nigga upthread (lmao) that the laughs are behind us and we’re just twitter now
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Her face shape and goofy smile will never not remind me of this
Anon, it's nowhere near that deep. The sensitivity training thing is just straw-clutching, too. Him posting a shitty facebook meme is completely unremarkable. >>1889862
You're just proving the point about pearl-clutching. Where do you think you are?(infighting)
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Alright enough of the stupid shit a redneck posted on his Facebook. Heather hasn't mentioned a word being back with her boyfriend. At least she knows she's an emotional mess but still won't accept she's actually mentally ill.
She needs a Ryan who will diagnose & cure everything wrong with her all while flirting and making dirty jokes. Heather knows best that building mutual respect involves immediate unprotected sex and posting thirst traps. I just don't think AxeRyan is a good enough lay for her. >>1888458>>1889925
She's probably threatened by AxeRyan's shared interests because it would expose her own significant "knowledge" gaps relating to paranormal bullshit. All of Heather's knowledge stems from her feelings. Whatever she feels becomes reality, and what she feels is a response to her disbelief in reality. AxeRyan is much more into Heather's claimed paranormal interest and probably keeps trying to educate her with autistic tangents. Heather knows enough as it is, and whatever she doesn't know isn't her fault.
What do you fucking mean prevailing narrative
laughing about people being fucking nuked is not a "belief"
fuck all the way off, and once you've fucked off, fuck off some more, you waste of oxygen.(infighting)
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Has she always claimed she has PCOS?
Edgelord idiot with boomer humor confirmed. Impending breakup in 3.. 2..
All y'all pearl clutchers need to simmer down and embrace the milky flow about to hit us. This guy is a weird ass PA redneck and Heather is no educated and enlightened saint herself based on her past. I can't wait to see what happens next and what that idiot posts. Halloween nonna, you may just get that wish.
She has always claimed PCOS but won't say anything else. She usually claims it out of the blue when it's convenient for her and can use it as an excuse to say she doesn't know when her period is and her manic behavior of crying laying in bed. It's stated in like thread 2? And only resurfaces when it's convenient for her.
She will use any excuse under the moon to not get help. She's reminding me of those crazy Karen's who see an illness, magically gets it then uses it for sympathy points and won't go to the doctor to get help. She will settle with a racist, she has dated several on her online days. She will go with anyone who will believe her "I'm so physically ill" trope and anyone who is willing to be a doormat for her such like her ex who flew her out to San Francisco at a drop of a pin because her sister was trying to kill her.
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Why does she keep begging people not to bully her? It seems like she's only addressing this site because I can't imagine one single person "bullying" her for trying to be healthy. And nobody here bullies her for that, she's a cow for a million other reasons.
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Heather please just eat a vegetable.
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It was the rednecks birthday the other day and Heather didn't bother posting anything about it or showing off that she bought her boy so many special gifts Because she loves to spoil her boyfriends with gifts. This Ryan is the forgotten bastard Ryan kek.
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every single one of these posts are her declaring these things to convince herself
that they're true
it's incredibly transparent, and I give it a month
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Roommate? She will be living with that new dude in less than a month after quitting her job.
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This is fucking VILE behavior, heather. You deserve to feel lonely while surrounded by “spirits”, friends, family, your boyfriend, whoever. I hope you have trouble sleeping at night, and do for the rest of your life. Or until you FIX YOURSELF.
Seems OP is the anon who is always talking about her Kitty Ravage era. Is this a selfpost?
I'm loving the mental image of Heather hitting her bf in the balls because he talked shit with another girl. I wonder if she's still physically violent with her Ryans? She always seemed to me to be more likely to hurt herself.
Wait she dumped him a few days before his birthday which means he was probably having some fun with his friends last weekend…because it was his birthday later that week. >>1891586>i was 18 and he was 26>coomer boyfriend watching Heather's (blurry as shit on the internet back then) camshow
So she "stole" your creepy groomer boyfriend who seems to mostly online, sounds like a lucky escape to me. Unfortunately all this is typical of online communities, all the relationship shit between users goes deep, you gotta get out a whiteboard to start describing it in my experience. Also amusing when new people come in who don't realise what a shitheap the group is. >>1891590>I remember him calling me one time in desperation
Why are you such a sucker anon, moids don't call their rostor of women in "desperation" he was just keeping you as backup with muh abusive
gf story, not like a man couldn't defend himself in a fight against a small, unfit woman kek. Girl can't even jog without huffing and puffing.>cheated on him with his best friend
He cheated on you
with her you moron, what is with this moid sympathy. embarrassing.
I would say op's story means all Heather's many posts about how she is "attacked and harassed" is projection, I do think her toxic
moid ex is responsible for a lot along with his friends, but sounds like she did the same shit. Sounds like a bunch of assholes and anon is lucky to be away from them.
Kinda agree with this. Yeah, it seems like a crappy situation all round and confirms everything we already know about Heather, but…anon just decided to make a huge post about this on Reddit…15 years after it happened?
Anon, just move on. Don’t let Hagther live rent free in your brain anymore - close the tab, do your gaming thing, have friends and a stable relationship, and know that you’re already living better than she ever will.
This is very funny anon, dating apps are full of BPD moids who act exactly the same as Heather, they deserve everything they get. It's not like she's victimising some innocent sweethearts, men sign up to these apps specifically for free sex>heather victimised these men by rawdogging them
Give these men some
credit of basic sentience, nobody forced these guys to pursue her and stick their dick in her. There are many many hours of conversation and irl meetings before they get to that point.
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Lmao her post history is so whiny talking about going to therapy for Heather and ‘they hate me because I am a decent hamer’
Even having beef with a teenager at 16???
Girl log off(off-topic)
Tbh if the sister in law faked ADHD and autism, she's probably a BPD-chan. So I wouldn't put it past her to lie and manipulate. Even if she's 16.
Or maybe the OP lied. Who knows.
Then make a lolcow for them, this threads about heather and you're filling it up with your odd beef with this annon instead of directing your comments and shit talk to the reddit posted like previous annon stated. You're confusing people and making them think this reddit post is about Heather when it wasn't.
On another note to direct it back to the thread topic, it seems heathers milk is slowing down. Maybe she's just posting the "I'm alone" etc. Etc. To keep feeling like she's relevant.
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Corrected for glasses and preferred angle.(fanart)
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Boo hoo, Heather isn't allowed to be herself for a couple of dollars in advertising revenue instead of selling her soul to Target.
literally where is the attack lol… she could have handled this like a genuine question but she's so focused on being on the defensive while reading everything, it's no wonder she feels like the world's victim
girl needs to get offline and grow some self esteem and stop reading into everything with shit-colored glasses. you put yourself into the world, you draw comments from others sometimes. acting like this is bullying is so fucking denigrating to the idea of actual victims
just…… how many years of her adult life will it be that the only advice that could possibly help is, "grow the fuck up, you idiot." the world isn't out to get you, you're just insecure, paranoid and projecting.(chronic newfaggotry)
Why did she respond to a comment from a year ago and screenshot it after 1s?
Girls so bored with her new guy she has to create drama out of thin air
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So she is going back to YouTube???
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Lol she added another rebuttal. Heather your miserable with whatever you do.
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She's always thinking about it…eyeroll.
kek, without ever reading a book.
All she does is collecting old stuff that will collect dust on her shelves and whine about how lonely she is.
a comment that bothered her so much she had to not only reply once, but twice, over a year later.
is that one commenter the person she thinks about when she says she was harassed over changing her appearance? no one cares about that, she's just a bad person who drives everyone away lmao. she's so hung up on this idea that no one likes her "real big tiddie goth self" when it's her nasty personality that drives people away. she's not even goth
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Jesus this is rough looking.
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ntayrt, but you mean like the 3 or 5 or 10 videos she uploaded of this mug with the last video showing her drinking out of it and watching absent-minded into the infinite space of her room? I think she doesn't have anyone to share anything with and she also doesn't want someone to share anything with as a close person would probably tell her the truth sooner or later, that she is boring and no one is out there trying to destroy her life. For me, she isn't even looking for support or validation from others, it always seems that she looks out for negative feedback so she can post another video of her crying. yes, I included a picture, as it's horrible boring and now you have to suffer through that, too
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She's just been posting normal things, photos of spooky items and grass and whatever crap. No thirstposting, no crying, no attentionseeking like just normal sane behaviour (hence the slowdown in this thread)
Also various story viewers exist, just search Instagram story viewer (storysaver.net is one) if you want to check without any user id showing up.
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She looks so miserable. She seemed happier when she was single and begging for a boyfriend. The AxeRyan era appears to be making her depressed.
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You can still gain weight with vegan food. If you’re over eating vegan calories, it’s still calories.
sure, honey, last time >>1885866
it's been 70lbs, now only 60lbs. She is tiny, she would probably have been in a BMI range of like 16 when she would have lost 60lbs, but no, no one can calculate anything.
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Speaking of which, what on earth am I looking at here? Are these fried potatoes? Weird pancakes?>yes I'm still vegan
Anyone can be vegan for a couple of weeks. We'll see in six months or a year where she is with this "vegan journey" of hers.
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Who in the world is she talking to?
ayrt oh that is very plausible. Honestly I'm leaning hard into that now you've brought it up. >>1897675
I'm glad it makes sense, as that's the only direction I see this taking. Suppose all we can do now is wait for the looming milk spill and hope it's full fat and frosty.
no one is saying this, this is just her fucking saying this shit to herself again
said it before and I'll say it again, she's going to drop this in a month, because she's only trying to justify this to herself
she loves this food
everyone says she can't do it
she's finally happy
all lies she keeps telling herself whenever she gets a new fixation lol
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Here we go again folks.
Your life was meaningless, empty, and friendless back home too.
Also this feels like it implies her and axeryan broke up. Considering there has been no mention of him in awhile I am wondering if she broke up with him and doesn't want to say because she knows people will shit on her for it.
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Did her and Racist Ryan break up or does she just consider him no one?
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Still together but we’ll see how long that lasts.
Have any of her previous ryan's hyped her up? (assuming this means post about her publicly)
I can't think of any, maybe bloodryan but they were together for longer. And clockryan posted a selfie with her. February (iirc) fuckboy replied publicly but lasted like 2 weeks. She doesn't hype him up either so??
Fucking zoomers. >>1898398
She's not just pushing, she's absolutely bulldozing him. If they haven't secretly broken up, he's reaching new levels of doormat.
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The cycle has restarted, wife instead of gf this time though. Watch out spooky 30+ year old “boys”.
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I noticed this morning the ugly bald dude was thirsting for Heather. Now I look back and the comment is gone.
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Comment from ugly bald dude is gone. Plus he stupid response to the girl wanting more YouTube videos. Sure Heather.
complex that she tries to use to play the "damsel in distress" to lure in unsuspecting ryans. Her ex husband and his Troon buddy were assholes, but beyond that she's definitely a shitshow all on her own. This endless cycle of making drama, new ryan of the week, dating app addiction (and bans? kek), proves that she's never going to stop being a cow. Curious to see how it will escalate though. What's going to happen when even the ugliest goober ryans are too wary to date her? Her standards are already on the floor.
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Single again confirmation? And she must be gagging on that sweet superiority.
Poor Heather, a bar is so below her, she can't even walk into one.
Does she know that you can meet guys from other cities online and if it fits, they might even consider moving to your city to lead a normal life with you? Maybe in 20 years she will look back and see what a whiny person she was and that her acting like she was better than most people was/is the reason she was/is alone.
KEK I was fucking right!!>>1898931
She's trying to guilt him into giving her all the attention oh please let there be epic milk flow from this. If any nonna can record that story I will be so grateful.
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Honestly what a little bitch. Just break up and move on, but no she has to be an asshole and try to drag him for attention. How fucking embarrassing to be a woman her age doing this immature shit. No wonder nobody wants to stay with her.
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She already broke up with him once, he might survive a second round. She seems to have almost nothing to say about this one, once she actually got what she wants, which is an equally nerdy paranormal person who treats her well, and absolute radio silence kek
She lives for the moodswings and drama, and the less suitable moids are better fodder for drama than a perfectly normal, decent (aside from the dodgy "joke" memes) guy. A lot like Pixielocks in that their main fun in life is riding their own moodswings and using the people around her as characters to bounce off or project onto, but the main character and most important person to the cow is always the cow itself.
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Sweet milk. I wish he did say more.
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How’d he nail it so quickly
KEK I wonder if he's connected to anyone she's dumped
Heather you're burning through them and it's coming back to you
but actually what DOES her profile say that might prompt that response
He seems so normal and reasonable in his response, damn. Definitely the best (as in not insane or a fuckboy) one she's got for a while. seems like he doesn't even know what went wrong. >>1901050
This idiot is trying "negging" but he's unironically correct
>>1901017>apparently I’m on the dating scene
Definitely makes it sound like he was blindsided. Perhaps he saw her posts about being lonely/thirsty and confronted her about it, leading to her finally breaking up with him.>I’ll find someone that has themselves figured out>can’t learn to love someone until you learned to love yourself
Last line is clearly aimed at her. She confided to him at some point during the beginning of the relationship about her serial dating and insecurities, prolly going on and on about “how hard it is to love again after…” and her fat rolls, blahblahblah. His emotional maturity shines through this post, though. Feels bad, man.
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This is why she broke up with him. she thinks she's hot again
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Oh she is feeling herself. Definitely thinks she can do better than the goober now, which is hilarious because her appearance has never actually been the issue.
kek, I had to see that for myself and why is she putting orange eyeshadow all over her eyelid, it's just horrible>>1901425
the amount of videos she posts daily in her stories that only show her face are insane. She doesn't show anything interesting about her interests or hobbies, she just takes pictures/videos of her face with the same expression every single day. I give it one day and we will have videos of her "crying" again.
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looking spooky, alright
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heather's magic vegan weightloss strategy: just don't eat anything that contains taste
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Content of the clip she posted is just these weird Aryans talking about putting other things above their relationship. More importantly, this proves what we all expected: she dumped him! Every time she's got a low-drama guy who actually likes her and shares her interests, she's the one who dumps them.
Heather is one of those cluster B people that absolutely can't handle any degree of emotional stability. Her comfort zone is wild, perpetual mood swings, so that's what she (perhaps unconsciously) seeks out every chance she gets.
I think it's clear by now that the RyanQuest is basically the external tool Heather uses for her own emotional regulation, since it provides reasons for big peaks and throughs in quick, perpetual succession, which allows her to always stay in her comfort zone.
When she actually gets with a Ryan that's chill and not into drama, she gets umcomfortable and starts freaking out because she doesn't know how to live with herself if she's not going through these wild mood swings all the time. In the end, the hamster habit part of her brain wins and she dumps the Ryan so she quickly can get in the comfort zone provided by the RyanQuest again.
The worst part is, all of this is so fucking textbook. There are a lot of things that therapy can't do, but Heather's emotional turmoils are, if not entirely fixeable, at least treatable to a significant degree. But we all know she'll never go to therapy and will continue to go through Ryans at a record pace for our entertainment.
So she was mad he was "putting other things" ahead of their relationship? Let me guess, he was tired after work some days and didn't come to baby her. Or maybe it was that he hung out with his friends without her once or twice. She is so pathetic.
Having an identity outside of the relationship with her is the problem. He could come have lunch with her 6 days a week and it wouldn't matter because he didn't make it 7.
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Aaand we're back to this.
This sounds so bad tho, I'd like to meet guys this weekend
so soon after the breakup. Kinda makes her sound like a hoe even though we all know it's the emotional moodswings she's after, not sex.>>1901799
Exactly this, it's sad and ironic that when she finally gets what she "wants" and achieves peace, she reverts to unhealthy moodswings and seeking approval from strange scrotes. Because that unsettled, rollercoaster moodswing life is what she is most used to.
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She's basically just posting selfie after desperate, compliment-fishing selfie (and a really weird video of her talking to one of her dolls in a creepy voice, sorry can't upload). She seems to think that there is some perfect Ryan out there who's finally going to fall madly in love with her thirst traps, but with 15 lolcow threads (so far) under her belt, literally no sane person could find these and want anything to do with her. She's actually gross. Not "spooky", just scary and gross.
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This mentality is so fucked up. This person seems perfectly fine and interested in her. Please go to therapy Heather. Please.
This guy is actually trying. He didn’t even do anything wrong except not share the same hobby as her. Holy
fuck she’s gonna be miserable forever.
i've been rooting for halloween nonnie
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She's starting to spill
>>1902104>the hell I endured and fought through>it was your ex husband trolling you on burner accounts
Shitty, yes, hell, no.
I wonder what "attack" means in Heather's world because this dude seems very mild, maybe "you sending me 100 messages an hour is overwhelming, have you considered working on mindfulness to quell your anxiety" just a guess kek
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Does she just shoot down and share every single response? What did he even do wrong here? He LIKED her and made an observation based on a picture that she put out there to be observed! Did he say it was a bad thing? God she's such an insufferable bitch.
every time i look at threadpic and see heathers smiling face with the list of reasons to date her i can't help but laugh. she is allergic to positive change
like this shit drives me up a wall >>1902579
what DID he do? men will be friendly to her and she'll roll her eyes and find something wrong with it and she claims she's kind and empathetic
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At it again.
he didn't even say that he wouldn't be interested in meeting her, you can be afraid of something and still see if a person is right for you. For example I'm afraid of spiders, I still wouldn't rule out an arachnologist as a partner, it's boring if someone is a 100% copy of yourself and with AxeRyan we saw that she isn't looking for someone to share her interests. It seems more like she is always on the look for negative tension in a relationship and to be the victim
at the end of the day.
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Might still be hope for Hallowwen spoopy milk
I feel like her current posts are made specifically to wind up axeryan, this one seems like she just fabricated a guy. She made up some guy one time fairly recently, iirc "tall and cute" but no photo evidence and gone the next day.
Can any anon see if axeryan is still following her or are her posts public?
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It's probably not Manifest Destiny, nonny
she won't go to a bar to meet a guy but just go for dinner (probably in her car) with someone she met at a store, sure, you can trust everyone and they wouldn't know from her stories on instagram where to find her at what time of day.
But I don't care, I'm here for the Halloween milk, there is still time for two Ryans, one of them might be perfect, kek.>>1903215
I feel the same, she would have posted a picture of that guy in the antique store in some mirror or something like that if he would be real. It's just so AxeRyan might get jealous and a way for her to tell everyone later that she is too spooky and goth and will be alone forever while posting Taylor Swift lyrics.
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AxeRyan is not following her FB anymore. It’s possible she still has some of his friends on there.
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The giveaway is the boots compliment. Was it the plastic quilted Target hiking boots or the pink flower embroidered Docs? No chance.
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This was taken during the time they were allegedly visiting another antique store and going out to coffee before dinner. Shut the fuck up Heather.
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Not sure how to post video stories (sorry) but she just bought this dress. She’s planning a wedding already.
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Psychic premonition talk at 2:55. She's already deleted her dating apps.
She’s deleted her dating apps for the billionth time, and they’re not even official yet…? Okay. She’s just getting worse and worse.
But maybe these two could last a few weeks if they met irl and he isn’t immediately exposed to her crazy stream of consciousness insta stories and Facebook essays…
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She’s saying they went to sheetz until midnight but posted this from that night (as her dinner)? Her story is entirely fabricated and it’s fucking embarrassing.
>>1903364>night time drive in the mountains>with a guy you just met
I'm glad this story is fabricated because this would likely be her last ever post, goddamn she needs to read a few true crime stories or something. Strange men do horrible horrible things to gullible women they pick up. Hours or days of beatings, torture, rape, cannibalsm type things
. The fact a "date" like this is ideal to her, extremely concerning.
Unfortunately it's too large, even compressed it's 43MB. I guess I could cut it in half but I'm lazy kek. And for some reason when I converted it to .webm, the audio was really delayed? If anyone knows good .mp4 to .webm conversion software let me know>>1903748
Her story is that they had dinner, then went for a drive in the mountains, and then came back to civilization for Sheetz. I guess all that talk talk talking got them hungry again>>1903761
Not sure why, but I believe her? She seems very genuine (if not manic) and although Heather has been dishonest about… a lot of things… those lies were typically distortions of true events. Would she really fabricate something this grandiose?
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For archival purposes. Unfortunately, it’s rather large so it’ll be split.
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good lord heather. If this mysterious new ryan isn't just a figment of her imagination. I have real doubts she's not going to scare him away after the supposed 2nd date.
Has she actually said anything specific about this guy? Because I’ve only seen her give generalities like “cute”. If they were talking all damn night, she must be able to say something else about him??
(Thanks for posting her stories anon, but I don’t want to listen to all that, kek.)
I watched half of it sped up and there were no specifics, just the same stuff as her facebook post. I'm pretty sure this is pure fiction.
The level of insanity to have
a nice normal boyfriend, dump him over nothing, go on dating sites and then fabricate a whole man and hours of a fictional meeting (her story posts that day being of completely different things and featuring 0 locations from the imaginary date of course, as anon pointed out >>1903390
what mental illness is this
maybe it was a ghost ryan and just a vivid dream lol
she usually posts pics of her ryans, this time not even a glimpse of shoes on a staircase
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Girl almost got herself killed for nothing.
I thought this was put in one of those age filters initially. Seeing her in motion is very unsettling.
I really can't imagine this ryan is real. She is describing him as gorgeous and gives no other details at all. No specifics about what they were talking about. Keeps mentioning it was raining as if she has nothing else to say.
Also scrotes have a lot of nerve but I find it hard to believe a "gorgeous", single guy with her exact interests just waltz up to her to flirt and was outgoing enough to also do all these things with her on a first meeting.
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So much for growth… the hot goth random encounter didn't even get a whole chapter.
She was definitely setting the stage for the “disappearance” of fake pretendryan with this post >>1904114
because none of this makes sense. Meet cute in an antique shop, dinner, romantic totally-not-kidnapping drive in the mountains and deep conversation all night, then…he just doesn’t want to see her again??
Unless he actually was real, googled her between now and the other day, then thought no thanks, kek. That would make more sense to me.
I mean, that kind of thing does happen
but usually it’s a married guy or a sex addict
wonder what her "best friends here" think when she posts this >>1904333
not even a day before. like really, which is it heather? she is always complaining she has no friends but now she has BEST friends
also >"unsafe from my obsessive haters"
kek, okay heather, keep distracting from the real issue
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She posted a few more flattering videos and a photo with the light in her face so I think she read our comments about that unflattering video she posted >>1903855
We are helping you out gurl, this is by far one of the milder threads on this site.
So you're saying tulpaRyan a guy too young to pick up on these signals, he's gorgeous per Heather… and he's hanging out in an antique store in Central Pennsylvania?>>1904456
Well she is right that her periods are very unsafe, they made an entire Ryan disappear
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She tried for 4 hours. Complained a lot. And then canceled an appointment that would potentially help her. Dumb ass.
I can't believe she'd let that go without agonizing and raging and 4everalone-ing for at least 24 hours in her stories. >>1901799
is so smart that I'm going to use it as a sparkle key now for explaining her behavior.
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At least nobody can accuse her of looking sane.
This is the best she's looked in forever, but same as the other anons are saying. The blonde is terrible on her and she'd look better (and more goffick even) with a darker hair color. All this bleaching makes her hair extra frizzy and limp too which is doing her face absolutely no favors.>>1905332
Annnd she's right back into wearing those god awful ugly thick grey frames.
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So is she posting these right before the date? Or did it not go well. 30 min ago
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Samefag but these are 32, 31, and 30 min ago. Rapid post lewds.
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Everyone is telling her that she always talks about needing friends what is she complaining about. She said she doesn’t want friends she wants a boyfriend.
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Also 30 min ago. She isn't gushing about her date and is posting her old photoshoot and this. It didn't happen or it didn't go well.
THIS is why she's going to be forever alone, oh my god
people should be throwing this at her EVERY time she complains about not having friends
Heather, did you know you can LOVE friends? that friends can BECOME more?
Which is it, Heather? Pick a damn struggle. 2 days from now she'll be sad she has no friends. She's so obvious it pisses me off.
People can go their whole ass lives pretending like they aren't the problem
She wants a man that will move in with her after the first date. Only fellow bpd men would do that. She'll only accept people as toxic
as her and I'm almost glad she hasn't met one yet cuz it won't be pretty.
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How about stop making it your entire personality and refuse to accept others hobbies and interests?
None of this is real kek she is just trying to weasel out of tulparyan by saying he's not into her, hilariously people replying like you should be friends with him!
which she has to bat down because he literally doesn't exist.
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She went here with tuplaRyan like 3 days ago? Does she go here twice a week or is she trying to remind him of the good times? The song is so goth, you wouldn't understand.
Girl can’t fucking hear herself. How did she expect a Ryan to react to this revelation?
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This is what dating apps are like for women in general, I'm not sure why she thinks it's worth posting about.
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followed by confirmation of RyanQuest
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POV you're a Heather-approved potential BabyDaddyRyan checking Instagram stories
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She doesnʼt have enough clocks.
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Uhhhhh. Don't make this about you. EC is literally dying, not losing dates over her weird doll fixation. 1/3
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Just making it about her situation. Nothing to do with EC.
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Heather comparing people concerned for a visibly ill person to the people trying to "control" her by not liking her content anymore.
for the nonnas not wanting to see or hear her talk, I can't sleep, so here you have what she says in every video written down, probably with little errors, but nevertheless, have fun.
So since the entire internet is talking about this right now, I wanted to give my opinion about the Eugenia Cooney situation and my opinion is to leave her alone you fucking psychopaths. And the reason I can say that is because I’m a former influencer who was harassed relentlessly and I actually faced a 51/50 because I was trying to get away from my really bad relationship and because I started doing things that I had always wanted to do, things that were good for me and people couldn’t control me, right. And I understand that her situation is a little different than mine. You know mine was about self-expression and hers is health related, but the end of the day it’s none of our fucking business and she is allowed to exist.
So the thing about the Eugenia situation is that 95% of the people that are obsessively trying to get her 51/50ed and all this other shit, none of these people actually care about her. These are people that have very little power in their own lives and they have this strange parasocial relationship with this girl and they want to have some control or power over her and it’s exciting to them to think that they can change a story or they can own somebodies life or manipulate them or anything like that and so, like I said, this is not about people caring about this girl, it’s all about control and it’s fucking disgusting and I feel like, you know, there are such better ways to help someone get better and this is something that has be done personally herself and with her family.
I don’t know if any of you have ever been 51/50ed, but it’s fucking terrifying. Whenever I was 51/50ed, uhm, literally like I was in a place with the craziest, scariest people. I was locked in a fucking room with piss on the bed and markings (? couldn’t understand that word, sry)
over the wall where someone had completely went insane. I had a panic attack, because I was like, I do not fucking belong here, you know, I’m just someone that’s trying to get away from an abusive
relationship and, you know, all I wanna do is just be myself, you know. And like still to this day, I still have stalkers harassing me, who believe, you know, me, the antiques, hehe, me getting away from my ex-husband, that it’s all a mental illness, that I don’t genuinely like this stuff, that it’s all a mental illness and if they can just have me locked up, put on pills, whatever, that I’ll quit liking this stuff and I will be “healthy” and “normal” again. You know, people they don’t know my fucking story, they don’t know that I have always loved that stuff, they just think that it’s an illness.
But the point I’m trying to make by sharing my experience is that people in the internet are fucking psycho and they are obsessive and they are stalkerish and they are controlling and they wanna control something in their life and so that’s why they attack these influencers and content creators because they just wanna control something. And yes, I agree that she probably has a problem, we don’t know for sure what it is, none of us really know what goes behind the scenes, you know, uhm. I would love to see her, just take better care of herself, I know she’s opened up about this in the past and how she wasn’t caring for herself and like she has admitted these things and of course I would love to see that for her, but I’m not gonna stalk and harass the poor girl, you know, cause it’s none of my fucking business, like it’s her life, she has to want to change or improve or whatever, it’s none of our fucking business, so just grow up.
So another thing I wanted to talk about is how people are calling for her to be banned from all of social media, because of her disorder or whatever is going on with her. And that’s kind of fucked up, because, you know, sick people have the right to be a part of society, and to have friends, and to be on social media. It’d be one thing if she was making content where she was like teaching people how to starve themselves or something, but she is literally just a nice girl existing online who just happens to possibly have a disorder. And I just feel like it’s a dangerous slope to go down, you know, woh, where people aren’t allowed to participate in society because of reasons like that. I will agree there is a few questionable things about some of her content, it kind of makes me wonder a little bit, but she is still not technically violating any rules and I feel like isolating her even more probably isn’t good either, so, like I said, I think we need to let her live her fucking life, she is an adult.
her weight dropped really rapidly recently. all i know about that i found from a recent video that explained this kind of extreme and long term anorexia tends to have sudden and fatal complications near age 30. maybe this exact video has been going around the algorithms? because it was in my recs and everyone seems to be talking like she's dying now and leaving comments like it's a eulogy.
anyway yea maybe this is no more than another wave of eugenia concern hysteria as displayed in ol heather here, but at least this one youtuber had an adult take on it and is pretty informative. felt like this had more info or insight on eating disorders in 12 min than i ever could have gleaned from the hours of eugenia tea channel drivel pumped out over the years lol https://youtu.be/ztEkA0LdLzg?si=a5G7m4mIqNoOAeG_
very sorry for not embedding i've been struggling to find and edit youtube links on mobile that work with the supported format. even after reading the instructions here lmao, more out of stupidity than lack of trying.
is anyone also annoyed by her use of the word "girl" for Eugenia, she is nearly 30, that's not a girl. And Heather doesn't seem to see how different the situations are. Eugenia is slowly killing herself while everyone is watching and young girls look up to her and starve themselves because of her, you don't need to teach someone how to starve, but how would Heather know. She should take her own advice and leave the situation alone, but no, it's all about herself, people are after her, want her locked up, because her interests make her crazy, kek.
Thanks for the transcript, nona.>stalkers harassing me who believe … the antiques … me getting away from my ex-husband, that it’s all a mental illness, that I don’t genuinely like this stuff >and if they can just have me locked up, put on pills, whatever, that I’ll quit liking this stuff and I will be “healthy” and “normal” again.
This is so fascinating, persecution complex on full display. By the standards of farmers ITT, Heather has NEVER been healthy or normal, seeing as she's been stirring up drama since at least her early 20's. Whether she's wearing pink or black or whatever colour, her personality disorder is on full display. I don't doubt that being hospitalised against her will was traumatic, even moreso if the conditions were as deplorable as she describes, so I can't blame her for having a poor opinion of mental health treatments. But she has to do SOMETHING to help herself, right? She's been complaining for years about being lonely and anxious, having crying breakdowns on the floor or in her bathtub (lol), and watching her attempts at romantic relationships implode one after the other. >>1908243
said it best: she's so close to seeing the self-destructive cycle she's trapped herself in. Anons have said Heather is a comfort cow since she's so predictable, always doing the same, generally harmless things, but I really wonder what it will take the break the cycle. When will she finally try something new?>>1908317
Didn't she get sectioned because she had a row with Adam and he called the cops on her? It makes me wonder who these rants are for, since she is apparently friendless and no one on the farms would believe that. Maybe she's repeating the same fake story over and over to convince HERSELF that it's true.
I'm just wondering what she was really doing to get sectioned. Her ex might have been awful but he didn't point the cops at her and say"she went to a cemetery today!! Lock her up!" She must have been suicidal or out of control. No shame there. But she'll always pin it on her hobbies and not admit she was having a, understandable, breakdown then.
Also, was she sectioned more than once? Sorry if I missed it but she said "whenever I was 51/50'd" like multiple times
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Nothing like Hag giving relationship advice about not forcing a connection and letting go kek.
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Recent comment on her IG - so she’s just straight up autistic now? She laid that out pretty casually
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she also tells everyone that she lost 60lbs before, what I highly doubt, as she is tiny. So, in her head, she can also be fully autistic now, whatever fits into her world. Picrel is from her stories today, there was another ask with the same intention as the comment on IG.
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She also posted this and deleted it.
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She's on one in her stories the past day.
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"I miss you"
"Who are you?"
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3 spooky 5 u
she's obviously stonewalling these conversations on purpose so she can cry about how lonely and oppressed she is for being spooky
or perhaps her pretending to not understand obvious jokes/flirts like in >>1909069
is part of her newfound autism LARP?
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I think they mean that 60lb as a chubby short woman seems like a lot. Most people I know who lost over 50lb were very tall or actually obese. Heather has only ever been normal fat. The number feels kinda weird because we never saw her very fat (before) or very skinny (after) even tho she's always posted body pics. Another strange but persistent lie.>>1909610
This guy doesn't even meet her other preferences (according to whatever app that is) and her issue is the dumb pickup line. Save your energy, Heather.
It might be because English isn't my native language and the word tiny is just wrong.
What I mean and to put her claimed weight loss in perspective, it's been 70lbs before, now it's over 60lbs. I assume she is around 1,50 m, so I'm at least 20 cm taller than her and I'm fat at the moment, but if I would lose 70lbs, I would be underweight and with 60lbs skinnier than she was at the time she said she lost that weight. So she either has no muscles at all or she is lying, again, to make her weight loss sound more dramatic and like she actually achieved something in her life. Tiny is meant for her height, not for her frame and 60lbs doesn't sound believable for a woman her height that has never been really obese before or visible underweight afterwards.
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Why is she always laying on the floor.
ntayrt but it's because she's super short, even though she's chubby she is a "tiny" person. Same way you'd say Danny Devito is tiny even though he's fat. Ana-chans give themselves away so easily because they get soooo triggered
at anyone other than themselves being described as tiny, lol.
>> all I want is to engage with other people through the hobbies…
she forgot to add romantically, kek. the last thing she wants is to connect with somebody platonically.
I know it's old hat and ignored, but see a dang therapist, heather
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What community is she part of again?
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She isn't part of any community and that's why all that possible self-awareness is gone again and she is back to "I will need to leave all my hobbies behind".
Wrong again, Heather! He blocked you because you started on the “I want a baby” bs, or you went full bpd on him, or you blasted your insecurities into every message, or…any of the other things you subject these guys to and refuse to get therapy for. The ouija board is just a convenient scapegoat.
I’m fully on board with her giving up her boring mall goth hobbies as an experiment and seeing where that gets her. My prediction - nothing will change. The ouija board and the gross antique junk is just a cope. Without it, she’ll have no convenient excuse as to why everyone supposedly hates her, and she’ll have to face up to just being a crappy person with no personality. And that would be more fun to watch than the ever-turning carousel of ryans.
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Seriously wondering what her definition of spooky is.
>>1910959> struggling to get a date
lol how many guys has she dropped the "L" word on this year? 3? I think it's been 3 since the summer?>>1911113>>1911058
Those ouija boards are made by Parker Brothers lol>>1911282> this look> this pose> this delusion> imagining hearing her whiney voice on top of it
It's a whole package of I CAN'T EVEN.
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Bullshit. Even when she's dating someone she's still on the apps and posting 26,000 stories a day.
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She has absolutely no idea how to interact with people. This seems like a “get to know you” kind of conversation. I am legit confused on why she straight up told him bye.
like a nonna wrote above, she is so boring in those conversations. If I would use a dating app and everything I would get in return would be one word or a very short sentence with a smiley, I would drop the conversation very soon. She can't even answer his question why she is into the paranormal bullshit as she is seeing it as an attack on her hobbies. And him suggesting a movie is a deal breaker for her because she would have to dive into the interests of another person than herself. She could date a clone of herself and that wouldn't be okay for her either, I honestly believe that she isn't searching for a relationship, she is searching for attention and drama and being the poor victim
that will be alone until the end of days.
he was still trying to engage with her interests here, even though they don’t 100% align.
i’ve never seen someone so dull, closed off to new experiences, and uncompromising. does she not know how to flirt? she’s so charmless
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Shallow as always. Doll looks weird/spooky, so it's automatically haunted. I suppose that standard is about as rigorous as the paranormal community gets.
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Yeah I saw that and thought the same, it's almost farcical how she steamrolls these guys without giving them the slightest chance. The guy asked a friendly question "what got you into the paranormal?" and instead of answering she got defensive.
He is obviously joking with the next part, what's funny is she doesn't even watch movies so the idea of watching a movie is absurd to her. Like it's a fuckboy since he jumped straight to "when you visit my place" but she is also a terrible conversationalist. She is trying to act like the paranormal is keeping her from guys when she has already dated, and is followed by, a slew of guys into paranormal including her last boyfriend who was literally a "paranormal investigator"
like guys will actually tolerate a lot if they are into a girl. They don't really care for real and most of these screenshots it's obvious the guys are joking. Most people don't expect a 1:1 with their partner's hobbies and interests.
Nobody is clutching their pearls in fear either. idk she should just admit she hates men and stop dating altogether, if there's a problem with the thousands of men she has messaged/have messaged her, and dozens she's dated, at the end of it she should accept she just that isn't keen on men, and no man is interesting or good enough for her.
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To be fair that's not entirely true, she did find a new goth store to shop at.
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oh nonna, how could you forget to post all the other pictures of the spooky clothes she saw and bought. I think wikipedia is wrong about what goth fashion is and she should be posted on there as an example for real spooky gothic clothes.
Nothing wrong with what she looked at or bought, but to claim she is so alternative and goth and spooky is so funny and shows how far her perception of herself differs from what other people see.
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Shelley Duvall in "3 Women." She imagines she's one way (glamorous, interesting and beloved by men and women alike) when the camera clearly shows that she's the opposite (boring, basic and that everyone is annoyed and barely tolerates her.) It's funny at first but then you just feel bad for her. Heather in the Target break room treating the ladies to stories of ghost hunting at Gettysburg (aka the spookiest place in the world) and Ryans must be like this.
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Is it mean that I find it funny she has a couch in her car that she bought 3 days ago? She has no one to help her get it out.
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Is she using her Dunky breakfast as a way to ask ask for a boyfriend? My god.
Poor Heatherbrained nonnie
. This is not a very aesthetic piece of avocado toast though. Everything Heather does and consumes is so bland but she really thinks she did something, kek.
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Heather for fucks sake CHANGE YOUR PANTS
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full story on that couch:
>What’s your biggest antiquing regret?
Mine is that I’ve wanted this piece for over 2 years and missed a few chances to buy it.
I based my home decor off inspiration from it and I thought of it often. I think we all get attached to certain pieces and see them as ours before they even come home. I was visiting home today and I couldn’t believe it when I saw it was still at this shop, buried under layers of quilts!! I knew it was meant to be, so I made an offer to a very kind shop keeper who I made a deal with in the past was excited to see I came back for it!
I couldn’t believe that it fit in my car! I don’t care how crazy it sounds, I’m so happy she’s mine!
Ever since I was a teenager I pictured a Victorian parlor chair in my own place. I guess I’ve finally made it in life, because here we are.
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someone pls do an edit with her scary freeze frame smile
also, heather, you work in retail, not at corporate target
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Girl, everyone knows.
Everything she describes she did to others as well, so frustrating she's playing the victim
card and has been for what? 5 plus years? All those comments legit look like they were made from an account she made just to make herself feel less lonely
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Not surprising. I think the whole reason this video exists is she thought she looked cute making this face. With how she's staring at her image when it starts she probably practiced it for awhile before pressing record.
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>>1914025> Drinking from a straw while staring us down
“Good morning! So! I’m in a little bit of a dilemma at the moment. So I was just out in my car and I got my Victorian parlour chair out and I’m sad to say that the drive, because of how it was laying did some damage to the piece. There are these little, like almost like veneer pieces in the middle that are real delicate, and they all cracked. [Loud sigh] and then I’m noticing things that I didn’t really notice at the shop and I’m like “oh no! Did that happen in my care?” and I just feel so bad about it. Realistically it should have just been sitting up in a truck but [change of pitch to a mocking tone as she moves her head side to side] I don’t have a truck and I really wanted it, so…>>1914027
So, it was a lot difficult, a little scary but I managed to get it out of my car and what I’ve discovered about the piece is that I could probably lift it by myself maybe like a foot or two at a time and then I’d have to put it down without blowing out my back. [Chuckle] Hmm, but I just don’t know if I’m going to be able to get it up my steps. I only have two little steps but I just don’t know, uh, if I’m going to be able to get it into my house and it’s like, do I wait until someone could possibly help me with this? [while sighing] but then I’d have to clean my house for company and like blah, you know? I just travelled, my house is a wreck from travelling and you know? Um, [swallows spit audibly] but I really wanna set it up for my house. It’s like, I’m dying, I’m dying to get it into place and start decorating. [Excited?] Ooh!>>1914028
So, do I summon the super human strength I have in me when I really, really want something? Or do I leave it wrapped up in my garage and wait until someone could help me and it’ll be like, uh, it would take us like three minutes just to walk into my house, plop it down, done! And I can start decorating. Or do I potentially blow out my back, fuck up the piece [insincere laugh] My plan was to get it into my kitchen, lay down a blanket, drag the blanket all across the floor with the piece on it…Then I got to wash the blanket, the I gotta hope it didn’t scratch my floor but I don’t know, I just really wanna have it home, finally. And I want to start doing some restoration work on the little spots that I fucked up but anyway that’s how my morning is going. [While zooming us in in a sing-songy voice] How’s yours?>>1914031
And if you’re curious what was in my cup. I made, sort of, one of those pumpkin drinks that I was sharing. It’s honestly just like a pumpkin smoothie . I just mix with coffee and drink it that way, and it was so nice. I know I could have done it a lot better but [childish voice] I really needed some pumpkin, finally this season [switches to regular voice] and now, I’m gonna get ready because I know there’s a big event in Gettysburg all weekend for the [breathy sexy (?) voice] 30th anniversary of the movie Gettysburg [back to regular voice] a movie that I never been able to sit through the whole thing, I’m going to be honest, umm, but I’ve been trying to, I’ve been trying to. I don’t know what it is, I just can’t pay attention that long. Isn’t the movie like 4 hours? So I’m gonna go check that out possibly, get some sunshine. Enjoy my last day of vacation and tomorrow I go back to corporate hell but I definitely got really inspired this vacation and we’ll see what the future holds.” [zooming us in to a fake smile]
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Does she think she's somewhere else? She makes it sound like she's some poor sheltered abuse survivor when she's just a boring sheltered retard who likes to shop.
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Whenever she mentions platonic friends it gives me whiplash. If she doesn't want to date them they don't exist on her social media. For example: a female friend went to the hoover house with her. I honestly thought she went alone.
There was also a male "friend" involved, as it seems, not that men can be friends in her world.>>1914590
The only person that matters to her and will be showed in pictures, is a new Ryan, everyone else just doesn't exist and it would destroy her "everyone hates me, I'm so lonely" image. It's not like she hasn't met that woman before >>1866812
Oh! I had missed the part of it being from dunken donuts. Lol i didnt even know they sold food there.
Wow so she probably hella over paid for something she could have made better at home.
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I really wish she would reconsider the blonde. Her hair looked nice this color.
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What about this hair color?
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maybe it's him? The other woman is moving back to New England very soon, as far as I've read it, so maybe he is still around and it's her "new friend"?
He's young, semi-cute, and makes YouTube documentaries about haunted places. She's definitely going to try it.
Not posting a picture because he isn't officially a Ryan yet
, but they're easy to find on his insta.
We were mutuals on insta years
ago, randomly. He's a very nice, friendly guy but I do not think he'd be more than nice to her
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Honestly, an improvement.
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She's not helping herself. No offense, britt
The blonde is ok.
I feel like almost any hair color Heather has doesn’t look good on her. It almost bothers me to think not a single color could improve her because it’s like we want to help.
Maybe she is just ugly.
If anyone has looked into this a bit, all those dancing videos are recorded on a phone on a tripod, and if you notice it's very high up - her much taller husband has been seen in reflections/shadows in these videos. He is controlling the phone/camera, telling her to dance, and uploading it. All her posts go through her manager/him iirc, she doesn't have access to her account. She also "escaped" from conservatorship only to enter, effectively, another one with her husband. She even had a weird "wedding" which she invited her ex husband to, but when he arrived, nobody was there, it was just an empty venue with guards and they arrested him for gatecrashing even though he was invited.
So yes, the definition of empowering, Heather truly has all the best takes, hot on the heels of acting like it's a total mystery what's wrong with Eugenia.
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She's gunna wait for someone who's serious about her to approach her? How's that gunna happen? She wants a husband to land in her lap.
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so embarassed then don't post it
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Samefag. And maybe its just me but she would look much better with something like picrel (pardon the shit editing i dont have photoshop and i did this on my phone with a free paint app.)(fanart)
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>>1915860>a kind friend
The same guy mentioned here? >>1915209
The couchRyan tinfoil is gaining traction.
I actually don't know, but apologies if so. I wasn't going to message or anything, and it's not in order to cowtip- just wanna buy some things from an Etsy shop or depop or something.
I've seen others say similar about her toy collection, apologies if it was out of line(chronic newfaggotry)
I wasn't trying to be aggressive anon, sorry. I am genuinely curious about the lines of cowtipping and interaction.
At any rate- Id like to know how much she is selling them for
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Holy shit she actually drank alcohol. In the next story she reveals that this cider is called "Paranormal" so I guess that makes it ok.
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Double posting to add that this was at an Edgar Allan Poe event, which is hilarious considering she claims she doesn't read. I doubt there's a single work of his that she knows beyond the title alone.
why would anyone use all that toxic
stuff where they live? Besides that, she recently posted a candle in her stories, didn't save it, because didn't care, but it was some smelling stuff.
sad, many such cases
but for real all the food she posts looks like sweets or carb piles
Heather eat an actual vegetable challenge
I guess, but I’m wondering where all these “friends” suddenly came from, since she’s always “lonely” and “has no-one”.
Unless they’re just ghosts that she summoned with her dime store ouija board to help get the couch into the apartment…
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The desperation is real
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Please for the love of God, live stream
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How about that he's in Cincinnati? Heather complaining about someone that wouldn't work anyway
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She's 5' or 5'1", quite short.>>1916690
So much for being "off the market" and "waiting for someone who's serious to approach her". That lasted for about an evening.
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Imagine posting about your imaginary wedding when you don't even have a date. She's in her 30s a reminder.
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picrel from her stories today, why would you post a picture of a person in your stories that you are not, well, close to? She has never done that before, so, I guess he might be my hope for Halloween, kek. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but she never shares people on her stories expect for some potential Ryans.>>1917455
As far as I can see it, she deleted this one, everything else from her stories around that picture is still up, but that one is gone.
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She must be trolling
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kek, was about to post that. And so much for being done with the dating market. She will never change and if she will ever have a baby it will be an "accident" outside of a relationship.
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YOOOOO is this the spooky grill with huge TITS!?(spam)
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Heather repeating she needs Ryan's I mean friends.
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Still she will ignore if you're a female. It's because she's mentioned numerous times she doesn't check her DMs and her comment section is limited who can even speak with her. So how do you expect to make friends hag? Message you on your many dating apps?
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More people wasting their time thinking anything will happen being friends with Hag. How do they not see the red flag from this crazy bitch.
>>1918122>interested in real stories
looking for ghosts and paranormal stuff…
I have the feeling she reads here sometimes, so my advice, dear Heather, maybe expand your horizon and add some new things to your list of interests. There are movies about real stories, songs they sung in the times you are interested in. You can't expect a friend to be a 100% clone of yourself, they bring in new ideas, new hobbies, new views. Just be open for something new in your life, if not, you will stay alone forever. And women can be amazing friends and they won't stand in your way of finding a Ryan some time in the future.
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>I got this vintage Ethan Allen table when I was homeless
Nonnies, is this the most absurd sentence ever written?
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Why does she keep going to the same exact place taking the same picture every time? >>1918174
Wasn't she claiming she was homeless after she and Adam divorced?
Yeah she loves Taylor Swift. She only wants people to talk about she wants and it's whatever thing she super interested. >>1918179
I'm assuming she takes the same photos to relive moments that she had with her ex Ryan's. She only wants to relive moments that she had with past Ryan's and whatever thing she may do with future Ryan's.
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I'm so tired of the narrative that things are so hard for her because of her unique interests. She's always victimized herself and it's always been over things that are completely normal to other people, that she thinks are so special. Like picrel, nobody bullied her over liking Sailor fucking Moon. Literally who, Heather.
also, movies, I've never met a person (except for my mother) before that has not at least one favourite movie, even if it's a movie from their childhood. For me she is a very boring person that only is interested in other people if it revolves around her.>>1918254
I got bullied because I liked Sailor Moon, but that was many years ago, so I guess her trauma also might be from her childhood. Today no one will bully you for liking anime, it's just a normal thing to like. And I agree with you, her interests aren't unique, I have some of the same interests and know a lot of people that have those interests. It's hard to find friends if you treat them like NPCs and get rid of them if they don't act like you want them to act.
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Didn’t you just have some dude take you out twice and want to be friends?! She told him no.
Take that @sanguinemacabre! Not saying much about her "good friend's" conversation skills here lol
Imagine spending time with someone and then they write this kind of shit, like you don't even exist to them.
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In one of her videos she admits that she is looking for someone like herself and in this video, she says that it's her dream that two guys would date her.
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>throws a shower curtain over the same shirt and pants she always wears
>never bothered fixing hair from morning dating app rant
>dressed up cute
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The desperation is so pathetic
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Shit like this pisses me off. You know how to use google. You know how to use Facebook. There are tons of ways to find local events. Literally walk around your town.
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Heather's getting back to her "roots"
She honestly looks older than my mother. It's like "grandma feeling herself Smell my pit!!!
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She spent $45 dollars on something she knew nothing about because it was on a coffin? She'll never address her shopping addiction. 1/2
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Topkek omg thanks for the belly laugh, Nonnie
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Proof that Heather has never seen an actual baby.
Compared to this >>1919966
haggard nightmare, she's not wrong.
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She's really missing her past. The pink hair story, recreating that fuck ugly bird mask photoshoot, this travesty.
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The comments on this photos “That part I can read” heather you stuck up bitch - did you google it though? As a collector this is embarrassing that you had to be spoon fed like this.
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She answered the same question twice in two different ways, one self aware, and one perky and oblivious, without referencing the first one, I'm losing my mind kek
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She clearly won't date this person or she would have responded privately. She's just letting everyone know what she needs from a man
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Samefag cuz idk how to post multiple pics. She's answering questions and sound bitter af today. Guess this means she's done dating "boys"
Hooks up with more men in 3 months then most of us within a year.
You mean, more hookups like many of us have in a lifetime? Only because she says that every guy is "the one" doesn't mean those aren't random sexual encounters.>>1920472
she went out once and had an alcoholic drink? That's the only change I've seen so far besides her having her own flat. And she wants a baby, that might the thing she means with "different things than in her 20s"…
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>>1920402>doesn't do hookups
She's so delusional. I guess it's totally not a hook-up if you bone your tinder match on the first date and then he ghosts you? It is wild though, she's out here banging more losers than "professional" whores like Shayna. kek>>1920643>inner strength
Did she send this to herself? She's constantly having huge meltdowns over absolutely nothing.
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>>1920656>>1920656>the fact that i'm here typing this at all is some sort of miracle>being special hurts, i often wish i wasn't
this is so crap, i don't even know where to begin. in all of her stories lately, she might as well just be outwardly saying "i think i'm better than everyone else. only i have an important story to tell, and no one has been through what i have" when she is the most generic looking white girl, has no defining traits other than bpd and covert narcissim, and has a schizo-tier victim
she's always branding herself as this deep, strong person who's been through a lot when she's a surface level clusterbee white bitch who has no depth at all, and only cares about scoring a boyfriend so she can have something to complain about when it all goes wrong. she acts like people don't like her because she's weird when she's not even weird, she's just abusive
and demanding. she says she's so strong and been through so much, but she has absolutely nothing to show for it. she's genuinely delusional. i feel like she's sending herself these questions. she has some issues she needs to resolve instead of throwing herself at the first moid who gives her the "right" kind of attention. what the fuck
to be writing them herself. Omg this is too funny
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She's gunna murder someone. And not cuz she quirky. Cuz shes insane.(calm down)
Same fag but now she looks like Gru
And Vector had a child together
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Live soon. Stories now. Already crying. We’re in for a pre-ween Hagdown. Weirdly, I remember her shit Halloween last year as if it were yesterday. ‘Ween milk nona, where are you?
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I don't get it. People want to hang out with her when she asks >>1918126
she is going out to be with people >>1916201
and she has SOME friends who can support her >>1915860
what the hell is her problem? I guess she means people who will always be available when she is bored and have a bad day?
oh, right. she means ideal boyfriend who is with gives her attention 24/7 I just wish she could be honest about it.
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Here are the rest of the Instagram Stories which will perhaps provide a bit more context. Although she seems scatterbrained in this and what she’s saying is only loosely tied together. > Opens discussing a podcast she’s currently listening to which has given her things to think about that she wants to discuss with us.
“Hi, I’m actually putting away my laundry that I did like a couple of weeks ago and I actually made a list of things that I want to buy tomorrow that I will use to actually make some goals of mine come true. What the funk is going on?! But anyway, I wanted to have a quick chat with you guys, maybe this is bad, maybe I’m sidetracking myself considering I’m finally digging into these clothes but I just needed to talk to you guys because I’m listening to a podcast right now and it’s giving me things to think about, so let’s talk.”
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“ Alright, so, I’m listening to Chelcie Lynn’s podcast right now is “The Viral Podcast”. Oh my god, I just thought I’d be something funny to listen to, I was not expecting for there to be an episode about a haunting she’s experiencing and things that are going on with that and it’s honestly getting so interesting and it’s gotten me thinking about things, so, here is what I wanna talk about.”
“So, they’re talking about mediums, and, I just wanted to get some advice from you guys on how I could develop as a medium. So basically, my whole life spirits have been attracted to me, umm, [chuckle/giggle ] maybe that’s a weird way to say it, like, I mean if a cute ghost was attracted to me I wouldn’t have to be sad about being single, now would I? I would have a ghost boyfriend. Umm, that’s just a joke I make but, ah, I don’t, I don’t want to say the word attracted. Ghosts, spirits, spirits have been drawn to me ever since I was a little kid, I’ve always been very open to that. I could sense when they were there, I would have crazy dreams, I saw things, umm, so there’s was a lot that went along with that in my childhood and definitely into my teen years.”>>1921088
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“And I know that sounds crazy, it’s fine. Maybe it’s the way I’m explaining it. It’s been a long day, it’s hard for me to talk. Um, but what I’m getting at is that, I’ve had had moments, like, Halloween a couple of years ago were I went around crescent (?) by myself and I did a spirit box session and I had this sense that somebody was in front of me and they were bleeding. I could feel this presence was there, I could tell they were bleeding. I asked on the spirits box: ‘are you bleeding?’ And I get the intelligent response of: ‘there’s blood’. And then I start getting responses about a murder, but just the fact, like, that I actually sensed that they were bleeding or was the spirit just interacting with me, responding? I’ve got multiple moments like that. Were I’ll be…one moment [chuckle]”
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“I’ve had multiple experiences like that were, I’ll just get a sense of here’s what I think this entity is, here’s what I feel in my heart I should ask and then I’ll get an intelligent response, you know, based on that feeling. So, how do I turn that into, where some people are that they’re able to sense that there’s a man, this is there name, you know, like, I’m getting this and this and this feeling. Like, how do I get to that? What I’ve kinda realised is that, I, you know, like I said I attract spirits, I, I, umm, when I’m around things tend to happen, I’ve noticed, and other people have noticed that, uh, [audible gulp and pained face] so that’s very interesting but, like, how do I develop further than that? Does that make sense? I’ve become worse and worse at talking to people, you know, I used to be a YouTuber and sit at [audio cuts off]”
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>>1921406> Goes off topic
“Sorry, it cut off, I wasn’t paying attention to how long the video was going. Um, so I used to be a full time YouTuber, like, as my job, and, so, for hours a day I’d be sitting in front of cameras and talking to people and I was really good at speaking and these days, like, I get such bad anxiety talking to anyone, getting my point across, as you can tell. My, umm, way of talking is ver longwinded and I’m explaining myself the whole way. It’s like, you can tell I’m not confident in my talking at all and that’s something I’m trying to get better with but dude (?) my job stresses me out so bad, like I’m always worried ‘cause like everybody is looking at me and, like, I’m gonna say something wrong and oh my god, so, [sharp exhale] that’s why it’s really hard for me to like, get my point across and I wanna start making more content, where I like, try to be intelligent and actually talk about all these different theories and stuff but I just don’t know how to talk to people anymore so we’ll see if I ever grow in that realm.”
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“But anyway, now I’m getting sidetracked from hanging up, eh, my clothes and stuff. So, my big goal for tomorrow is to get printer ink and shipping boxes and little suppli [cuts self off] I have a supplies list because I wanna make, like, today made me realise, like dude, I can’t depend on a corporation my whole life, I have to eventually become an entrepreneur. You know what I mean? I have to start this shop I wanna make, like, [almost in tears?] even if I, like, make nothing off of it, it’d be so good for me, it’d be so much fun, it’d be such great experience, like I should, I just need to dive in, you know? And I’m also going to get basic ass trashbags because I’m going to clean out my closet, that’s been a nightmare to deal with this whole year and I’m going to purge my clothes so I can actually hang up my clothes neatly and not struggle with them anymore, you know what I mean? So, yeah. This is why I really need a friend because I just do this kinda rambling stuff.”
You're a godsend, nonny
. I could not sit through these. It was much easier reading her words as she spoke so slowly.
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These guys are obviously just 90 IQ morons just saying random shit to their matches and forgetting about it immediately. Men have always had an approach online of trying it with literally every woman they see to (in their mind) increase their chances, however it's all such low level nonsense they spout that they actually reduce their chances to nil. Some guys even use AI to answer for them. Like if all you have is your words and some selfies, better make your words count but they all fall at the first hurdle.
These screenshots just reveal that her matches looked at her profile for half a second and spend another half a second replying.
So she's having trouble communicating at work and wants to start an online shop and or become a medium. idk if there's money in it but there's definitely an audience of woo woo believers who would pay, like if she was a medium and tarot card reading "witch" or some shit I bet she'd make money from fellow loons.
But a shop is a good start I think.