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No. 1878489

AKA Heather Sparkles / Heather Michelle / Heather Explores / Kitty Ravage

Previous Thread >>1834322

IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

Heather Steeles is a 33-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.

All the “Ryans” in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.
>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior."
>Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.
>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.
>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.

In the last thread:
>Makes friends at Paracon >>1834391
>Complains about being sooooo isolated >>1835011
>Pride Month Advocate of the Year >>1835063
>Stupid handsome ClockRyan completely shattered her heart >>1835836
>Triggered by ClockRyan >>1836232
>Never talking about ClockRyan again by making a flurry of IG stories about him >>1836365, >>1836367, >>1836370, >>1836371, >>1836375, >>1836379, >>1836380
>Sharing her ClockRyan shrine progress >>1837152
>Our Victorian queen reminisces on ClockRyan's first red flag >>1837215
>"I'm so depressed, I'm gonna die alone. No one wants me because of my extreme alternative lifestyle." Yes, the extreme alternative lifestyle of going to Gettysburg, paranormal stuff, and antiquing while dressed in potato sacks. >>1837588, >>1837698
>Potato sack cosplay >>1837798
>Cries some more over ClockRyan >>1838515
>Still haunted by ClockRyan >>1838800
>Is "getting past the breakup situation" >>1839187
>Good riddance to Heather, ClockRyan finally blocks her >>839442
>A milky visit from ClockRyan's friend, Traffic Cone who was alerted to this thread by no other than ClockRyan himself >>1839490, >>1839490
>Heather finally moves on and gets herself a new date >>1840248
>Glad to be dumped by ClockRyan because the new date is a real keeper! >>1840769
>RealKeeper calls it quits after 1 date >>1840912
>"I'm always alone." >>1841623
>A wild NormieRyan appears!? >>1845488
>Etsy era forthcoming? >>1845492
>BabyRyan makes his debut with Heather recreating a photo she previously took with ClockRyan >>1848354
>Heather loves BabyRyan! >>1849633
>Submersible expert rescues us with her very important thoughts on the Titan tragedy >>1852023
>"I'm not crazy, I'm Heather, just accept it." >>1853227
>From BabyRyan to BabyDaddyRyan! Heather's pregnancy scare saga >>1853831
>Oops, bad news, turns out she just forgot when she has her period >>1855583
>BabyRyan escapes before there are any babies. Heather overshares about never using condoms with him >>1856546
>FYI I'm Single (Again) Era >>1856902, >>1857019, >>1857021
>Visits GhostRyan (RIP) >>1857130
> Overshares about the BabyRyan breakup and her pregnancy scare (again) >>1860756 >>1860757
>Summer goth >>1863316
>Goes to an event so spooky that she seemed to manage to make friends >>1865929
>"I promise I'm actually A very nice girl" >>1865932
>Taphophile community is taking away her Ryans >>1869486
>GooberGang era and AxeRyan teaser >>1872863
>Facebook AND lock-of-hair official with AxeRyan >>1873521, >>1875315
>Heather reflects on her fateful in-person meeting with AxeRyan by admitting that she originally passed on him online a year ago >>1875847
>Complains about losing "so many followers" when she literally only loses 5 followers >>1875847, >>1876938

No. 1878490

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It's almost like someone took an axe to her bumper. Wonder what she managed to hit.

No. 1878501

Reading the recap is a whirlwind. It's hard to believe she's managed this many ryans in just a month or two. I'm honestly shocked she hasn't had a real pregnancy scare yet considering her weird aversion to using condoms. Guess it helps that these guys aren't really getting laid elsewhere when it comes to the STD dangers at least.

No. 1878504

The way the plastic is pulled on the side looks like she pulled out (in reverse) too close to something and it caught and pulled her bumper partially off. All cars nowadays are mainly constructed with plastic so one everything breaks much easier as well. Honestly this happens to everyone at least once in their driving experience, it’s just usually done at a much younger age if that is what even happened.

No. 1878599

Thanks for the thread nonna, the recap is superb!
>he's coming up with a plan to repair this
This is really her ideal Ryan. She doesn't have to do a fucking thing, just fall asleep on the floor eating frozen junk food while everyone else does all the work.

No. 1878675

She has a pattern of manufacturing drama within a short time of "dating" a new Ryan (i.e. the fake baby scare). Wouldn't be surprised if she pulled up to a curb and did this herself bc he wasn't giving her enough attention.

No. 1878735

i like this ryan from what we've seen so far. i hope he sticks around longer than a week.

No. 1878835

RepairRyan must have a lot of patience. Or be a doormat.

No. 1878971

Nah, judging by how ugly he is, heather’s probably the first non greasyhaired white trash chick he’s ever pulled. He doesn’t know her yet. He’s in his “I’m so lucky” phase of dating someone visually out of his league. He’s trying to impress the cow.

No. 1879244

It's this, exactly. Heather is probably the hottest girl he ever pulled and he thinks he got lucky. Poor guy, like a lamb to the slaughter kek

No. 1879258

She will be moved in mooching off him soon enough. I kinda feel bad for him. Her “hotness” isn’t worth everything else.

No. 1879269

Men, or people in general, get what they deserve when they fuck a crazy person.

No. 1879424

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I don’t think she’s into this current dude at all. A few days ago she was filming and quickly turned the camera away from him - different than how she tries to flaunt the other dudes

No. 1879467

I think you’re right. Also her eyes in these videos were psychoooo. She’s still thirst trapping, this isn’t gonna last. Sorry Halloween nonna, there’s still plenty of time for another.

No. 1879551

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Well, they've already lasted nearly 2 weeks of being reciprocally Facebook-official with our friendless Heather meeting AxeRyan's GooberGang friends early on. Looks like none of this raised any red flags given that AxeRyan STILL wants to spend the entire upcoming weekend with her. I agree that they seem perfect for each other. I hope she keeps him with a spooky baby announcement.

No. 1879583

This is coded as "I don't find him attractive but he gives me the attention I want".
She also hasn't said "I love you" publicly either.

No. 1879602

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She's already making it sound like she could never find herself a boyfriend before him.

No. 1879629

I cannot keep up with this bitch. She has a new date every week. Is she fucking everyone in her state daily or what? It's like she goes to work but then goes right home to be addicted to her dating apps and fuck every guy on the first date.

No. 1879651

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Heather should date this guy if the current Ryan fails.

No. 1879652

He’s gay and has a boyfriend anon

No. 1879667

I mean, he’s goofy looking, but imo LurchRyan was much uglier

No. 1879694

In this pic he actually looks cute in a goober kind of way. Endearing actually. He seems very sweet on her and I hope she doesn't just rip him to shreds. He might be too good for her.

No. 1879708

>everyone said
Literally bitch WHO?

No. 1879726

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I like how she always sounds like she's giving a reflective interview about a man she met on a reality show where she conveniently retells her backstory every time she speaks for exposition and soundbyte purposes, she is definitely running her own one-woman dating show via Instagram
Also the sticker right over his face kek

No. 1879736

I agree LurchRyan was ugly. There's just a tone to Heather's posts about this guy that lacks the usual crazy obsession she usually expresses.

But this is making me think I was too soon to judge lol

No. 1879742

I know she's emotionally stunted but she just doesn't sound like she cares at all. Calling him "this one" doesn't help.

No. 1879747

This is 100% Adam 2.0 - even her saying she chased after guys for the wrong reasons (and it’s always been about her 9th grade crushing on them over their spoopy bs or looks/aesthetic) implies she thinks this guy isn’t attractive but he treats her well. I predict she keeps her dating aps and cheats on him or just breaks up for an “upgrade”. No guy that’s ever shown interest in this psycho lasted long.

No. 1879879

The way she eye-fucked the camera was absolutely psycho and horrible, all these videos with her "crying make-up" and having the same smile at the same minute, very cringe. I'm Halloween nonna and we have 81 days to go, so 11 1/2 weeks. For me it feels like she might have realised that he is the "best" she can get in the near future and sure, he isn't attractive, but Lurch was uglier and her new Ryan is around when she needs him. Honestly, I think she will fuck it up around mid September or after this weekend. I still hope that she is taking things "slow" this time and maybe this will last longer than a month.

No. 1879909

Don't lose hope, halloween nona!

No. 1880011

Snagged him at a con but we saw she was ghosted by a guy off a dating site days later. She's settling.

No. 1880058

Didn't expect to actually feel a little bad for one of her Ryans tbh. This guy seems absolutely smitten with her, but she's calling him "this one" instead of "the one" like she usually does. She only talks about what he does for her, not who he is. And she intentionally covers his face or obscures him? Poor gooberRyan is on a fast track to heartbreak. He might last a while though considering how much he seems to baby her, how she's banned from multiple dating apps now, and how she's ran through a large portion of available men that meet her standards in her area. Her options are getting limited.

No. 1880060

>she's calling him "this one" instead of "the one" like she usually does
that's a good thing. she's changing. the results will be different this time.

No. 1880064

Ehhhhhh. Idk. My bets are she's still on dating sites. If she isn't she's realizing he's useful and sweet. He seems very nice. But I bet she's not fully happy because he's not a spooky boi to her standards.

No. 1880088

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Now she's not just retelling the story but also sneakily changing the details of how they initially met. First she said they matched on a "dating app" but now it's just some fateful Facebook connection stemming from her need for friends and totally not from her obsession with finding a new Ryan.

Tbh this event would've been the perfect time for AxeRyan to swoop in as her saviour from heartbreak.

Sounds like Facebook Dating was one of the last few places she could go to. I don't know how it works but I would assume her updated relationship status might not be a very good sell in a slim-to-none remaining pool of Ryans. At the same time, the fact that Heather's photo from their seemingly meaningful in-person encounter only includes herself does not bode well for this Ryan or Halloween nona. She's working overtime to convince herself why she's with him instead of the regular love-bombing.

No. 1880112

the dress is giving bridesmaid, the weird fishnet and unflattering mid-calf boot is just giving unfortunate. It's crazy how bad she is at dressing herself still.

No. 1880118


ok, yikes at all of this. "couldn't deny the fun energy" and "he understood things that others didn't care for" is hardcore friendzone language. not how you talk about your one true love. i feel genuinely sorry for this weird dude. i'd bet every dime to my name that she is still scrolling dating apps looking for her next kill. she's addicted to this little game she's created now and she's not going to let some guy's obsession with her get in the way of that!

No. 1880166

i think it's good that she's starting the relationship off slowly and having a basis of friendship. it's way better than what she usually does, saying she loves men after knowing them for one day. this thread always gets after her for doing that but when she does the opposite multiple people think it's somehow also bad?

No. 1880201

I guess many here think that her behaviour is just fake and she settled for him while still looking for something better. I hope that it's not the case as this is the first Ryan I've encountered that I would say is a good catch for her and that doesn't seem to treat her like a fast way to have sex. Maybe she really changed a bit, I fear she didn't, but we will have to wait and see.

No. 1880217

It's bad because she's not into him. She just likes the way he treats her and lowkey takes advantage of him.

No. 1880257

Not very firmly, either. This feels more restrained and scripted than usual. New Ryan in time for Halloween?

No. 1880272

One hundred percent this. It's astounding to see so many people think she's changed and is maturing. She's literally done no work to change or mature. From the way she twists things to fit her own narratives she will never change. This dude is good enough for now because they share a couple common interests and he's nice to her and we all know she hates being single more than anything in the world because she's announced it a thousand times in between ryans. Y'all can keep hoping but Heather's gonna Heather.

No. 1880365

Agreed. PapeRyan was the same, shared interests and very kind to her, but she moved on because she thought she could do better. This is that all over again. The guys she's obsessed with dump her, and she dumps the guys who genuinely like her. The common factor is that regardless, the relationship doesn't last.

No. 1880401

People should not feel bad for AxeRyan. He has been following Heather on social media for at least a year and has seen her unhinged posts including her pregnancy scare. He knows what he is getting into.

No. 1880405

Common, with her level of craziness, she most likely hides certain stories from certain people

No. 1880943

I agree, being crazy attracted to and obsessed with someone right off the bat is ironically a recipe for failure, whereas dating someone you’re kinda into but not head over heels for actually gives the relationship a chance to grow into something. If Heather were a normal person I’d applaud her for the new approach. She is not a normal person, and I’m sure she’s bored by the lack of drama and ready to bail at a moment’s notice.

No. 1881048

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Agreed. I was rooting for them at the start but now she's been posting a lot of stories from going antiquing this weekend, all without managing to mention AxeRyan. Not only is he her willing photographer, he's also the one driving her around and enabling one of her favourite hobbies. The fact that she's more excited to post about materialistic things and herself instead of her catch of a relationship does make it seem like she's already either bored of him or thinks he's ugly.

No. 1881200

She’s just jealous of Ryan Z’s gf so she settled for any ghost hunter and started investigating her room. Let’s be real lmao. Dunno if other nonnies watch his channel but his gf has been in a bunch of his videos recently.

No. 1881225

He’s taking photos of her for her next dating profile lmao

No. 1881227

I love antiques and appreciate really old things too but I swear she buys the ugliest shit. Every time. Drives me crazy.

No. 1881231

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what is his channel name?

AxeRyan made a small appearance in her instastories. pic rel kek.

No. 1881236

Not a single hand holding pic?! Warning, this relationship will self destruct in 3..2..1..

No. 1881361

He won't be around long enough to make it to the spiral staircase.

No. 1881407

My tinfoil is that he is absolutely into her, but not into being posted on social media all the time. He probably limits his selfies and being posted. (Self esteem and privacy) She has to reproach how she “expresses” her love for him, and doesnt get to show him off. It totally would throw her off, but not necessarily mean a breakup. Shes got her own camera man, who isnt desperate for online attention from other women… sounds like the proper fit to me.

No. 1881578

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She posts way more about him and their adventures on Facebook.

No. 1881588

>ate together in my car
>spoiled like this
why would you eat in your car and think that this is anything close to being spoiled? If all the stuff she has written so far about AxeRyan is true, she should keep him. I'm on board with nonas idea >>1881407 that he just doesn't like to be on display all the time and therefore there are little pictures of them together. And she will love for him being around and taking all the pictures of her, giving her all the attention she always wanted. I wouldn't even say that he is more ugly than she is, for me, they fit together perfectly and I hope we have some weeks without her "I'm so alone, everyone hates me, everyone wants to destroy my life" bullshit.

No. 1881598

Ah this is cute
She spends a lot of time in her car, eating, crying etc so it's him joining her in her habit basically.
So glad she finally has a guy to match her level of neediness, I think a lot of the BPD spiraling we see is because she gets anxious and lets her feelings snowball, he seems to be able to keep that in check by basically attending to her needs in a way where she doesn't end up anxious/thirstposting/attentionseeking/showing off/mad declarations and so on. This might actually last.

No. 1881646

Oh jeeze I was wondering when she'd make it over to The Dark Parlour in York. They have monthly events that bring alternative people together. She's been bitching and moaning for so long about how there are no goth things to do in Central pa and there are so many neat things happening all around her!

No. 1881672

Even if he is ultra needy and a clinger, gdi Heather do not fuck this up. He does seem genuinely sweet.

No. 1881869

Can't say something nice about AxeRyan without making it about other dudes.

No. 1882726

No highlight gallery on Instagram with pics of new Ryan and her together.
No actual public posts of new Ryan anywhere.
Relationship status isn't on front FB page.
No Instagram lives from her car even talking about new Ryan.
She's not flaunting this Ryan bc she's just not that into him.

No. 1882777

it's probably that and maybe AxeRyan really doesn't like to be in the spotlight all the time and told her that. There are people that dislike being posted on Instagram every second of the day. At least we don't have to observe her daily mental breakdowns anymore, until they break up and then the cycle starts again.

No. 1882930

Even if he didn’t like his pictures posted, surely she’d be mentioning him and showing pictures of his shoes or holding her hand. I feel like she likes him, but he’s absolutely a place holder.

No. 1883207

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Has she always claimed to have ADHD? I don't recall hearing that before.

No. 1883220

Cant wait to see Heather in 10 years, on an episode of hoarders sPoOKy eDiTiON.
It will be on just in time for halloween!
She throws away and donates every item that has to do with an ex love of hers. But can she truly let go?

No. 1883226

Since when is being a human magpie a symptom of ADHD?
To answer your question, yes, she has claimed to have it before. She partially credits ADHD for why she can't read a book or watch a movie (the other reason being that she's "too real" for fictional media, of course).

No. 1883270

She also blamed ripping her bumper off her car on ADHD.

No. 1883292

How come she knows she suffers from ADHD but doesn't realize she's textbook BPD as well?

No. 1883300

In my experience, people are willing to share their diagnoses that are having a ‘moment’, used to be depression and anxiety, now it’s ADHD and autism—but they tend to be ashamed of their real problems and keep those close to the chest. ADHD is a trendy, handy excuse (for many) for being a useless ditz. BPD is unsexy and doesn’t carry social clout.

No. 1883310

Isn't this the bits of junk that she cried about collecting with train Ryan? The owl statue is also giving shrine vibes.

No. 1883546

Imo the flaunting is actually an anxious attention seeking behaviour, trying to show the moid she's serious and get a reaction from him. She doesn't need to go that far with this one because he reacts to whatever she's saying to him (e.g. help me with my car, I'm all alone at lunch, etc) before it gets to that point. I don't think she was expressing pride but rather using socia media as an outlet to demand attention when asking for it directly didn't work. Also Lurch was worse looking than this guy so I don't think it's that.

No. 1883862

Lurch was definitely uglier, but he was also covered in tattoos and had a well-reviewed solo metal project, so he was "cooler" and "edgier" than AxeRyan. Those things go a long way when it comes to attraction.

No. 1884065

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Here's a new one for you nonnies. Looks like she's decided to claim autism along with ADHD all of a sudden.

No. 1884113

since when is being prepared an autism or adhd thing

No. 1884119

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I wonder if Brady has autism, he definitely has that look about him

No. 1884126

He genuinely looks disabled I actually feel kinda bad

No. 1884130

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His teeth are fucking awful too, I don’t blame Heather for not wanting to show him on social media. She’s way out of his league and she’s nothing special

No. 1884141

As long as he’s a nice person I don’t think we should judge him on looks alone he has a big friendly smile on his face most of the time hopefully he can stop heather being so miserable all the time

No. 1884157

He seems like a nice guy and isn't ugly to me, none of her moids are my type (except maybe femryan roast me girls) so objectively he's fine as far as I'm concerned

No. 1884165

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I still don't think she's that happy based on what she just shared in her stories.

No. 1884173

I agree, and he seemed pleasant in that initial clip she posted of him at the restaurant with his friends. If he's kind and stable and non-dramatic, I'm rooting for him.

No. 1884206

nonna honestly- he's not missing teeth, he just has malocclusion. braces cost a fortune, sometimes up to 10k, and a set of 6 front crowns can cost almost as much. find something else to nitpick.

No. 1884240

If Heather knew how to style herself and didn't look like some middle aged church mom wearing her walmart bought sunday best, she might be out of his league. Honestly though, I feel like they really match each other if anything. Typical looking small town couple. Also, even if he's kind of ugly, he seems unusually good to her? I usually don't cape for scrotes, but with Heather's track record she'd be smart to keep this one around unless she really misses all her "I'm too weird for love!" melodrama.

No. 1884402


It's not like he had a sugar daddy to give him dental insurance and pay for his braces/new teeth like someone else around here…

No. 1884428

>if he’s kind and stable and non-dramatic
I think we have found out why Camel isn’t that into him
it can’t be the looks, he looks much better than LurchRyan

No. 1884479

He really does seem like a genuinely sweet dude. You can usually tell by candids and he's definitely trying his best to be chivalrous based on Heather's limited posting. Let's just hope he's not a m'lady type guy. I predict his sweet, caring and fairly healthy approach to this relationship is going to turn her off and not be "dark" enough for her.

No. 1884709

that's just what guys from central PA look like.

No. 1884843


Trust no scrote. He looks like the missing link and he's from central PA, so I guarantee that he's still a virgin (from that area, either Amish or Quaker school or upbringing, sexless and repressed either way) and is kissing her ass because he sees her as his ticket to actually getting his dick touched for once in his life. Once she puts out - which she'll do right off the bat bc it's Heather and she's desperate to have a scrote give her attention - he'll start ramping up the abusive/controlling behaviors. Heather massively projects insecurity, desperation, and naivety, which scrotes are only attracted to because they're traits that scream "I'm easy to trap and manipulate."

No. 1884917

I might agree with you, except the major flaw in your argument is that literally no man wants to stay with her longer than a month or two, tops. Lurch was her longest since her husband, and that was only three months. Even stronger than insecurity, Heather projects absolute unhinged bunnyboiler energy.

No. 1884922

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Is this the first official picture of the happy couple?

No. 1884965

They're a looksmatch I guess

No. 1885077

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he kinda look like steven bonnet from outlander in this

No. 1885094

Total Adam vibes man. If this does last it's going to end exactly how Adam did. I predict that it'll follow that path. She's going to mooch, feed off of him and use him till he's dry and then slap him with abuse accusations and beg for everyone fund her godund me to get out of the relationship.

Or maybe we are wrong. They do have matching forehead synergy.

No. 1885155

It's wild to see someone tinfoiling that the person next to Heather is going to be the crazy one here.
The (other) major flaw in their argument is that it sounds like they'd be putting exactly the same take on literally any guy she got with. They're not paying any attention to who he seems to be, they're just seeing 'male' and deciding it must be Onision or something

No. 1885488

0 chance he's a virgin since Heather has made it clear she rawdogs her boyfriends, also he seems quite social so it's likely he's had girlfriends before. You're trying too hard to find a problem, like how is he a paranormal investigator but also Amish tf

No. 1885584

She even turned her head in the opposite direction from the usual for a photo. True love will find a way!

No. 1885602

If anything he seems like a people pleaser, possibly to the point of being a doormat. If anyone is going to get ugly here, it's hag. I think >>1885094 has it right.

No. 1885837

Who wants to make a bet? I'll wager a drink of choice that this Amish-ass-looking autist will troon out as soon as Heather gets pregaganent with his defective offspring.

Provided they last long enough for a menstrual cycle or two.

No. 1885866

File: 1692647146460.jpeg (542.98 KB, 1179x1237, IMG_6075.jpeg)

I give it 5 days.

No. 1885897

This whole thing is just riddled with bullshit.

No. 1885909

Yea she didn't lose 70 pounds and she did not look sexy and glowing. She was still refrigerator shaped and it's her clothing style. Nothing wrong with being a little plump, but she's far from curvy and her body shape honestly just doesn't look good in her choice of clothing. She just wants to thirst trap people with push up bras and filters.

No. 1885950

70 days until Halloween.
This is holding longer than we expected, maybe we will be lucky, as this guy seriously lacks a backbone and seems to enjoy being her prisoner.

isn't she like 5ft? Would guess she is maybe around 145lbs at maximum? So, 70lbs would mean she was 75 lbs, that would be a BMI of 14.6… sure, Heather, sure. Next mental illness will be an eating disorder. I really can't wait for her "cooking" pictures, kek.

No. 1886011

File: 1692662755595.jpeg (382.9 KB, 828x1422, IMG_2564.jpeg)

Seems like the relationship is going well

No. 1886727

File: 1692769118856.jpg (130.83 KB, 1080x1919, someone.JPG)

It keeps getting better. Here's her latest story. She's already pining for someryan who wants to stockpile ammo and run around like a retard instead.

No. 1886737

Stockpile ammo and homeschool their kids??? Heather's a lot of things, but I never guessed she was a Ruby Ridge type. How is she going to buy plastic Halloween tat when she's living off the grid with her chickens and her white separatist husband?
Also, "someone"? Has the relationship with AxeRyan quietly fizzled?

No. 1886836

File: 1692793008669.jpeg (288.63 KB, 1179x759, IMG_6130.jpeg)

Yes. Heather. It’s not socially acceptable to want kids anymore. What a dumbass.

No. 1886838

I love her theatrics so much.

No. 1886839

This reminds me of PT's rants lol she cares so much about what other people think.

No. 1886842

That stockpile ammo and homeschool your kids, like does she wanna join a cult and live in a bunker? Because that sounds like a paranoid trad doomer's ideal.
Maybe she's starting to nag him for a baby already and he's rightfully getting spooked, she really has a way with men

No. 1886853

>due to my health issues
yeah, your mental health issues

No. 1886862

People will do absolutely fucking anything except pick up a weight and do work.

No. 1887322


come to terms with the "Fact" that it'll "never" happen due to health issues…. but you believed you were pregnant like 30 days ago, i'm confused

No. 1887635


I think >>1886842 is right that she started up with the baby talk and he's spooked. But her crying about not being able to have children is a red flag that she's trying to convince him that a condom isn't necessary since she "can't have children." She's established that she is hypersexual and does not use protection, so I'm tinfoiling this is how she's going to trap him. Spooky Halloween Miracle Baby Announcement arc? Grim.

No. 1887663

I don't think she even wants to trap this one. She hardly mentions him.

No. 1887752

I agree with all of that. I do have a feeling this Ryan has found these threads and is approaching dating Heather with more trepidation than we normally see. Especially if they've known each other for awhile, 100% he's Googled her. I wonder what Pregnant Heather would be like though kek.

No. 1887803

The baby obsession makes me think she's not over BabyRyan yet. I don't think it has anything to do with the current Ryan.

No. 1888097

File: 1692973560526.jpg (210.85 KB, 1080x1919, itsnotmilkybutitsmilk.jpg)

I know it's shitty to nitpick food but wtf is this. A bowl of milk? Did she just empty the whole container into a dish and let it melt? I'm honestly intrigued.

No. 1888098

Dude she needs to learn portion control. If she's going vegan to lose weight she needs to understand that something that amount isn't good for you. Unless it's the only thing she's eaten all day. Also it certainly looks vegan by unappetizing it looks.

No. 1888101

this is a thing, microwaving ice cream and eating it in this state
sometimes they pour milk over it for even more soupiness
fat YouTuber Amberlynn Reid does the same

No. 1888106

But she added walnuts… health!

No. 1888181

Heather would be the type of person to go vegan and not touch a vegetable

No. 1888188

Literal baby vomit

No. 1888436

File: 1693012559233.jpg (1014.22 KB, 1352x2402, uh oh.jpg)

ADHD queen with gross feet has had a mechanic Ryan for nearly a month now but still isn't sure if he's accepting of her true cemetery-loving self.

No. 1888451

The fuck?! What kind of relationship dynamic is this? I'm so confused. This isn't like her at all.

No. 1888455

File: 1693014780817.jpeg (274.84 KB, 1080x1919, IMG_2898.jpeg)

She knows. She already deleted all of the AMA stories.

No. 1888457

File: 1693014991311.jpeg (1.28 MB, 1179x1955, IMG_6159.jpeg)

And this one on her FB. Seems like she’s desperate for his attention?

No. 1888458

She needs a NurseRyan to tend to her in bed.

No. 1888463

Let us know if AxeRyan reacts to this post

No. 1888470

?? Didn't they meet through a paranormal society or whatever? He's still not sp00py enough for her? It does feel like she's happy to have someone to call "boyfriend" again but I'm not used to her being so… not manic about a guy.

No. 1888475

File: 1693017707624.jpg (164.2 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpg)

Seems like she's quite miserable with him if she still decided to leave this sadpost on her story.

No. 1888488

Idk she still seems pretty manic to me. I don’t really get the nonnas claiming she isn’t into this guy. She’s still doing the daily “muh boyfriend” rants, the baby trapping posts, dunking on the haterz for saying she was too spOoKy to get a boyfriend etc. I also don’t understand the anons saying this guy will stick around. None of them do, because the men don’t matter. Heather is the main character of her own story. The fact he’s unattractive doesn’t matter either, she rarely goes for attractive guys because who cares? They’re all interchangeable. Heather is the only person who matters in Heather’s world.

No. 1888545

I think because she's being normal and not posting weird declarations like I waited my whole life for you and all the usual shit she wheels out for guys she met that week, it's basically a perfectly normal relationship and she has nothing to be insane about for once.

No. 1888693

Why the fuck is this niggas skin pink(racebaiting autism)

No. 1888714

>painful and unattractive
What on earth kek maybe don’t wear fake leather boots all summer. Something tells me even basic self care is lost on Heather.

No. 1888755

I have to agree with the nonas who think shes not that into this guy. She's still thirst trapping, shes still sadgirl posting, no giddy cemetary pics with hEr PeRsOn. I think this guy is too nice and she's bored. She thrives off drama and will create it out of thin air.

No. 1888776

The lack of cemetery pics astound me. They've been dating, what, at least 3 weeks? With other Ryans, we were getting cemetery photoshoots dropped right away. Her and AxeRyan got together at a ~spoopy~ meetup, so what gives?

No. 1888779

Just correcting myself, it's been 4 weeks. Damn Heather.

No. 1888792

Right! Its her only interest besides antiquing. He's also not on her grid and she hasn't made any "I'm taken, sorry fellas" posts. She's still baiting looking for "someone" to live off the grid with and someone to be her nurse. I feel bad for this dude.

No. 1888820

I feel bad for him too. He seems helpful and nice and it looks like she’s just using him for handiwork. We didn’t even get a spiral staircase hands holding picture. This is not true love.

No. 1888925

File: 1693092757394.jpg (107.11 KB, 1080x527, Screenshot_20230826_193455_Fac…)

Guess it didn't work

No. 1888932

God she’s so fucking annoying and will never be satisfied, always complaining about something and self sabotaging, she really just deserves to be alone.

No. 1888939

This was the friendliest Ryan I've witnessed here so far and she fucked it up already? How horrible do you have to be to scare away a doormat?
On the other side, I hope she keeps up that behaviour until she reached her menopause and can't get children anymore, I would hate for any child to have her as a mother.

No. 1888947

accepts loneliness
48 hours later
"Anyone need a big titty goth gf with a shopping addiction?"
Calling it now

No. 1888967

what the hell did she do this time.

No. 1888977

She really sucks as an individual. Surprised at this point she isn't suicidal. She can't keep an ugly dude to stay with her.

No. 1888980

for some reason, this smacks of her dumping him instead of the other way around

I'd put money on she never was into him, dumped him, and is now playing the "forever alone" card

No. 1888989

Fucking this. Unless he wasn't as much of a doormat as we believed him to be and didn't take her crazy antics. If AxeRyan has enough self respect to dump her ass then she's fucked. Only the worst possible psycho would MAYBE be willing to stay with her. But… I'm inclined to believe she dumped him. Just not woefully pretty enough I guess.

No. 1888991

File: 1693102145919.jpeg (1.35 MB, 1179x1850, IMG_6171.jpeg)

Here we go. His interests are creeping in. She even mentioned in her stories she’s not “copying” his interests. And somehow blamed her self diagnosed, unmedicated ADHD.

No. 1888993

Shame it's been cut off so quickly

No. 1889008

File: 1693106508280.jpg (862.47 KB, 1079x1333, Screenshot_20230826_232257_Sam…)

You literally don't need to announce anything. No one asked.

No. 1889009

Sorry Halloween nonnie! You still have 2 months.

No. 1889012

Plenty of time. I want nothing but good things for Halloween nona. We'll get another pregnancy scare by Thanksgiving

No. 1889024

i'm only a casual glancer at these threads, but what really freaks me out is that she's pretty good looking, especially by moid standards, so there must be something seriously wrong with her if she can't find a single moid who can tolerate her

No. 1889029

This bitch is constantly saying she's
>come to terms with
or has
>come to accept that
and yet she never can seem to drop the subjects. It's rapidly becoming my #1 pet peeve with regards to her. I know it's a nitpick but phrases have meaning, Heather.

No. 1889047

File: 1693114868135.png (1.92 MB, 1044x1909, Screenshot_20230827-013954~2.p…)

Yeah okay Heather and nice try already showing off your typical thirst trap pictures while stating you're single. You really waste no time with the Ryan hunting.

No. 1889049

Can't wait for her to vague post about what scared off this ryan.

No. 1889052

File: 1693115442793.png (1.43 MB, 1080x1469, Screenshot_20230827-014934~2.p…)

Just 6 days ago they seemed okay.

No. 1889053

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Heather's reply kek.

No. 1889055

My money’s on the baby obsession being the final nail in the coffin. But I don’t get why she wanted to get pregnant by some guy she never really seemed that into? It’s like some weird sad grey area between a one-night stand at a club and an actual committed relationship.

No. 1889061

I wouldn't be surprised if she started a fight because he wanted to hang out with his friends for a night or was too tired to go antiquing all day. She lays it on very thick when she doesn't get her way.

Then again, I'm convinced every ryan that gets posted here probably gets a DM with the thread link from some vendetta-chan. Since he seems to have a decent job and a fairly normal disposition I imagine he would get spooked seeing all his info here.

No. 1889081

God, how many Ryans have we been through just this year? Five? I don't know how she's going to keep finding new Ryans at this point, her reputation has to be spreading beyond just the internet at this point.

It's always wild to me when nonnas think she's attractive, but maybe I've just been in these threads for too long and I can only see the crazy now.

No. 1889094

>We didn’t even get a spiral staircase hands holding picture. This is not true love.
ily nonnas
My bet is he was busy this weekend, she has dumped guys before for not prioritising her every day of their lives (femryan being the notable one for attending a halloween party without her)
There wasn't any build up to it, just an "I'm sick owo" story so I don't think anything actually happened.

No. 1889107

When some women in that age want a baby it becomes obsessive, they don’t really care who gets them pregnant. It’s why sperm banks are popular. It’s just about a baby.

No. 1889122

I'm very hopeful that she will fulfil my wishes and we get some Halloween graveyard milk with a ZombieRyan. She kept AxeRyan for 4 weeks, so she can do that again in October.

I somehow feel that the baby talk bullshit scared him away or he just told her that they are so early in their relationship that he doesn't know if he wants children with her and so she broke it off.

for me, she doesn't look attractive because there is something "wrong" with her face. She might be good looking for others by beauty standards but even as I didn't follow these threads I felt that she is unattractive because she felt insufferable and psychotic to me. But I have a thing where I look at people and can see the "crazy" immediately. But nonna >>1889024 is right, most men wouldn't mind her being a little bit crazy, because for them she probably looks very nice and she offers sex right away. So there is something seriously wrong with her if even the ugliest men won't stay around.

No. 1889140

I think her conventional attractiveness goes completely to her head. That, and she literally doesn't think anything wrong with her. Kinda hope her insecurities bubble to the surface and she butchers her face through plastic surgery so her outside ugliness matches the inside

No. 1889157


She is so not attractive. Half of her photos are nothing but filters and editing. The only thing that catches people's attention is her boobs. Because she just shoved them in every picture possible. I mean to each their own but if I saw her I'd turn tail and not make eye contact because she looks too much like a Karen and I don't got time for that.

I'm glad this didn't work out for her. Unfortunately from what I've witnessed she deserves to be miserable and single. But what urks me is how there's no change. She's been like this since 2009 and even with these threads dating back to what? 4 years ago? She's still the same. It's entertaining tho.

No. 1889185

The performative selfies with a tearstained face are all I need to know that this is all about drama and has nothing to do with genuine feelings. God, she's so shallow.

No. 1889189

I mean, she looks okay. The Bugs Bunny effect is strong in moids (anything with long blond hair = super hot, even if it’s a rabbit in a wig), so.

No. 1889214

She deleted her posts about being single from her stories.

No. 1889217

Probably he found her thread.

No. 1889285

I hope either AxeRyan or a friend of his participates like TrainRyan’s friend to explain what happened. I always enjoy hearing their sides, even though it’s basically the same story every time.

No. 1889388

They probably made up.

No. 1889498

Maybe he apologized for being busy over the weekend and not throwing all his plans out the window because she was pretending to be super sick.

No. 1889538

File: 1693223819809.jpeg (285.3 KB, 1179x1473, IMG_6187.jpeg)

They did. It said single allllll day and overnight it changed to this.

No. 1889541

So he actually IS a doormat then. Pathetic.

No. 1889590

She needs therapy so bad it’s insane. How can someone her age be mainlining this BPD push-pull scheme still? A toxic on-again-off-again relationship is a worse outcome than the two-week whirlwind romances. He’s going to doormat himself into some intense resentment and she’s going to get her feelings actually hurt for real.

No. 1889624

File: 1693237535489.jpg (424.13 KB, 2405x1091, 1 month old selfie.jpg)

I love the goobers in the background from the turnpike adventure and straw-wrapper-flinging-dinner-with-the-boys day that was now a month ago.

No. 1889628

File: 1693237846698.png (371.57 KB, 924x946, Screen Shot 2023-08-28 at 9.52…)

He's a loser

No. 1889632

This is trash. Shocked Heather even has sense to tell him to delete it.

No. 1889646

Jesus. She deserves this redneck loser, and she’s the perfect drama queen nobody for him.

No. 1889655

Imagine bragging that you're locked down to Heather.

Oh fuck him. What a complete dick.

No. 1889657

WOW this shit is appalling. Heather had a talent for finding guys who flirt with racism, huh.

No. 1889685

Its not really a funny meme but are you pearl-clutching zoomers lost or something? I think it’s hilarious that she’s now on this weird tradgoth love quest and keeps running into this type of rightoid, but actually getting worked up over a meme is pathetic.(crybabby wk)

No. 1889687

Oh get bent you overly sensitive permanently offended sped.(unsaged, infighting, sensitive)

No. 1889701

Welcome to the new LC, unfortunately. It's a typical facebook boomer meme. But twitterfags gonna twit.

No. 1889707

Yikes, so this new hillbilly ryan is a racist? Fingers crossed her "health problems" truly do keep her from procreating with this loser.

No. 1889744

This thread smells like Central PA yinzer scrote.

No. 1889745

Cope, I’ve probably posted here longer than you.

Its sad, I only come back to check on a few cows these days, should’ve known when someone got banned for saying nigga upthread (lmao) that the laughs are behind us and we’re just twitter now

No. 1889749

Oh boo hoo bitch, no1curr how long you've been here. Go defend retarded moid "humor" somewhere else.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1889750

I will, enjoy your dying website. I’ll take my ban now.

No. 1889766

It’s embarrassing for a 30-something to be posting racist memes that only 15 year old boys would find funny. At best he’s an immature and “anti-woke” retard somehow sheltered from the prevailing narrative “racism is bad” of the past two decades and at worst he’s a complete unabashed racist. Even if it is just boomer-humor most adults have jobs with training that teaches them this is the sort of thing that gets you fired, so there goes any notion of him being a respectable “real job”-having individual. OP summed it up perfectly. He’s a fucking loser. Also anons have always rooted for Heather from the first thread so it’s not surprising they aren’t thrilled for her skinhead arc.

No. 1889804

So just because the prevailing narrative is a certain way, does it mean he has to go along with the narrative? His beliefs are none of our business.

No. 1889805

>B-but he’s supposed to support the narrative! Didn’t he go through the training??
So is everyone who posts in the tranny threads an unemployed loser as well? Dumbass take.(infighting)

No. 1889808

That’s honestly so gross, get him Heather.(still hasn't learned how to sage)

No. 1889820

No. 1889826

Are you actually braindead?

No. 1889856

File: 1693266674211.png (68.63 KB, 311x360, Gordo.png)

Her face shape and goofy smile will never not remind me of this

No. 1889862

the prevailing narrative that nuclear bombings aren’t inherently hilarious? go the fuck back to wherever you came from(derailing/infighting)

No. 1889873

Anon, it's nowhere near that deep. The sensitivity training thing is just straw-clutching, too. Him posting a shitty facebook meme is completely unremarkable.
You're just proving the point about pearl-clutching. Where do you think you are?(infighting)

No. 1889877

File: 1693272696939.png (620.84 KB, 1066x1566, Screenshot_20230828-213213.png)

Alright enough of the stupid shit a redneck posted on his Facebook. Heather hasn't mentioned a word being back with her boyfriend. At least she knows she's an emotional mess but still won't accept she's actually mentally ill.

No. 1889900

Not surprising tbh. She barely even talked about the relationship to begin with. I think Axeryan is just a place holder until a better Ryan comes along.

No. 1889925

He absolutely is but I'm still not sure why. Shares interests, lets her walk all over him, does stuff for her. And she's still trying to do a trade-in. She didn't even manage to scare him off or anything, just decided he wasn't good enough.

No. 1889973

bitch where???

No. 1889980

I believe the anon upthread that posted "nigga" got banned for racebaiting because she asked why heather's ryan's skin was pink.(derailing)

No. 1889998

She needs a Ryan who will diagnose & cure everything wrong with her all while flirting and making dirty jokes. Heather knows best that building mutual respect involves immediate unprotected sex and posting thirst traps. I just don't think AxeRyan is a good enough lay for her. >>1888458

She's probably threatened by AxeRyan's shared interests because it would expose her own significant "knowledge" gaps relating to paranormal bullshit. All of Heather's knowledge stems from her feelings. Whatever she feels becomes reality, and what she feels is a response to her disbelief in reality. AxeRyan is much more into Heather's claimed paranormal interest and probably keeps trying to educate her with autistic tangents. Heather knows enough as it is, and whatever she doesn't know isn't her fault.

No. 1890027

Imagine being so lacking in braincells you think appeasing 4chan scrotes and being racist "to be edgy" is in any way a representation of freedom. Go be a moron somewhere else, mass murder isn't funny. Racism isn't funny. If you hate the rest of humanity that much, fuck off and live on a mountain or something and spare us from your "wit"(infighting/derailing)

No. 1890028

What do you fucking mean prevailing narrative laughing about people being fucking nuked is not a "belief"
fuck all the way off, and once you've fucked off, fuck off some more, you waste of oxygen.(infighting)

No. 1890058

I only quoted "prevailing narrative" from the poster I replied to, idiot. And people can think what they want and joke about anything they want. Seethe.(infighting)

No. 1890063

File: 1693314368525.png (2.02 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_6224.png)

Has she always claimed she has PCOS?

No. 1890074

I think like a lot of women she hasn't used that exact label until it became about weight loss, kek. She has mentioned 'hormonal issues' and possible infertility. If it's true that doctors have discussed infertility, it would be pretty severe tho? Out of all the women I know who have PCOS, only one has had infertility as part of the discussion with her doctor and her body truly is 'falling apart' (massive body/facial hair issues, skin issues like acne and growths, really crippling pain). Who knows with Heather.

No. 1890078

Edgelord idiot with boomer humor confirmed. Impending breakup in 3.. 2..
All y'all pearl clutchers need to simmer down and embrace the milky flow about to hit us. This guy is a weird ass PA redneck and Heather is no educated and enlightened saint herself based on her past. I can't wait to see what happens next and what that idiot posts. Halloween nonna, you may just get that wish.

No. 1890093

She has always claimed PCOS but won't say anything else. She usually claims it out of the blue when it's convenient for her and can use it as an excuse to say she doesn't know when her period is and her manic behavior of crying laying in bed. It's stated in like thread 2? And only resurfaces when it's convenient for her.

She will use any excuse under the moon to not get help. She's reminding me of those crazy Karen's who see an illness, magically gets it then uses it for sympathy points and won't go to the doctor to get help. She will settle with a racist, she has dated several on her online days. She will go with anyone who will believe her "I'm so physically ill" trope and anyone who is willing to be a doormat for her such like her ex who flew her out to San Francisco at a drop of a pin because her sister was trying to kill her.

No. 1890154

>PLEASE be supportive
or you could just not share every fucking detail of your excruciatingly boring life with the Internet and not get trolled about it

No. 1890162

Who is she even asking for support? She says she has no friends. Is it the few males who think they may have a chance with her. She's fucking stupid. No one cares that you gained weight and have menstrual problems.

No. 1890234

The same people she imagines hanging on her every word when she makes An Announcement that she's single. Or that she's sad. Or that she will never be allowed to be happy. She's got a raging case of main character syndrome.

No. 1890832

>Just let me get healthy
Tell yourself, Heather.

No. 1890841

File: 1693417920439.jpg (376.49 KB, 1284x2282, 370716912_1026252298510809_895…)

Why does she keep begging people not to bully her? It seems like she's only addressing this site because I can't imagine one single person "bullying" her for trying to be healthy. And nobody here bullies her for that, she's a cow for a million other reasons.

No. 1890874

if her body feels the best eating what she is eating now, she would never had 6 years of junk food. Yes, it's hard to change what you eat especially if you are "addicted" to bullshit food your parents fed you with, but if you feel sick and unhealthy while consuming it, you will change back very soon to feel good again. She is just lazy and doesn't know how to cook. All the stuff she made this far has been ready-made boxes, nothing fresh as far as I can tell. And like nona wrote, no one bullied her for being vegan or trying to eat healthy, there is way more wrong with her than her diet.

No. 1890916

Weird, she usually tries to own the haters rather than beg for leniency. Could Heather crying pls no booly be her way of asking for asspats? Somebody who genuinely believes that someone else bullied her for eating healthy might feel compelled to offer congratulations or encouragement to offset Heather's imaginary pain.

No. 1891060

That's exactly the point. She wants to have WhiteKnightRyans slide into her DMs to tell her that she already looks good and should ignore any haters.

No. 1891109

she could literally just keep it to herself

No. 1891194

File: 1693484209967.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1179x2008, IMG_6290.jpeg)

Heather please just eat a vegetable.

No. 1891232

File: 1693489990177.png (581.86 KB, 1080x634, Screenshot_20230831-095327.png)

It was the rednecks birthday the other day and Heather didn't bother posting anything about it or showing off that she bought her boy so many special gifts Because she loves to spoil her boyfriends with gifts. This Ryan is the forgotten bastard Ryan kek.

No. 1891233

holy shit, she doesn't care about this dude at all. she was probably just mad that he had one day the attention was on him.

No. 1891237

>being vegan
The fact that she hasn't eaten meat for like a week (and even just a couple days ago said she used non-vegan yogurt in her dinner) and is already full-on calling herself vegan really makes her whole "I'm a goth" thing make more sense. She probably wore one black Target blouse and was like the darkness has consumed me.

No. 1891248


All she eats is mush - no protein to be found anywhere let alone a whole food

No. 1891361

she is absolutely one of those “why don’t I lose weight? I’m a whole-foods vegan!” while stuffing herself with vegan cake and chips people

No. 1891375

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No. 1891403

I can't access his FB profile, but is his actual birthday listed? I wouldn't be surprised if the day Heather decided to announce that she's single again happened to coincide with a day that he might want to spend with other friends/family.

No. 1891404

I don't follow him and you can't see the birthday on the profile unfortunately. The comments just say happy birthday from random people.

No. 1891449

every single one of these posts are her declaring these things to convince herself that they're true

it's incredibly transparent, and I give it a month

No. 1891469

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Roommate? She will be living with that new dude in less than a month after quitting her job.

No. 1891471

Isn't her job just… arranging products on the shelves? Such a hard path lol.

No. 1891529

It was also her dream job

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No. 1891571

she is so miserable with axeryan

No. 1891577

I’m actually surprised the latest Ryan lasted this long, especially since she treats him even shittier than the others. Maybe he just doesn’t have the self-esteem to cut and run from her bullshit?

No. 1891583

Or, he just uses her for sex and company when he wants and she just can't be alone and will live with that. No matter what it is, she is annoying and I hope she finds a roommate, quits her dream job and will be back with her mother in 6 months.

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This is fucking VILE behavior, heather. You deserve to feel lonely while surrounded by “spirits”, friends, family, your boyfriend, whoever. I hope you have trouble sleeping at night, and do for the rest of your life. Or until you FIX YOURSELF.

No. 1891614

Seems OP is the anon who is always talking about her Kitty Ravage era. Is this a selfpost? I'm loving the mental image of Heather hitting her bf in the balls because he talked shit with another girl. I wonder if she's still physically violent with her Ryans? She always seemed to me to be more likely to hurt herself.

No. 1891626

Oh this is going send her into a spiral if she sees this.

No. 1891631

If that Reddit poster knows about this thread, then she knows that Heather is living exactly the life she deserves, and all by her own hand. Poetic justice.

No. 1891740

Wait she dumped him a few days before his birthday which means he was probably having some fun with his friends last weekend…because it was his birthday later that week.
>i was 18 and he was 26
>coomer boyfriend watching Heather's (blurry as shit on the internet back then) camshow
So she "stole" your creepy groomer boyfriend who seems to mostly online, sounds like a lucky escape to me. Unfortunately all this is typical of online communities, all the relationship shit between users goes deep, you gotta get out a whiteboard to start describing it in my experience. Also amusing when new people come in who don't realise what a shitheap the group is.
>I remember him calling me one time in desperation
Why are you such a sucker anon, moids don't call their rostor of women in "desperation" he was just keeping you as backup with muh abusive gf story, not like a man couldn't defend himself in a fight against a small, unfit woman kek. Girl can't even jog without huffing and puffing.
>cheated on him with his best friend
He cheated on you with her you moron, what is with this moid sympathy. embarrassing.

I would say op's story means all Heather's many posts about how she is "attacked and harassed" is projection, I do think her toxic moid ex is responsible for a lot along with his friends, but sounds like she did the same shit. Sounds like a bunch of assholes and anon is lucky to be away from them.

No. 1891746

scream why is the resemblance uncanny

No. 1891757

Heather stole your online boyfriend and sent you a couple mean messages 14 years ago. Nona, you are just as stunted and pathetic as the hag herself for holding onto this and thinking it's so traumatic.

No. 1891762


i think most males are "driven" by their desire for sex, but i don't think in this case it's fair to put blame on the guy. heather is a literal predator. she is on a constant trawl for Ryans and i think puts them in the position to raw her (as evidenced by her latest babytrap saga). i think males are too stupid to turn down any woman aggressively pursuing them and offering it up right away). i'll bet heather has spent thousands of dollars and 75% of her free time on this aggressive pursuit to collect ryans. she is a very sick woman.

No. 1891764

Kinda agree with this. Yeah, it seems like a crappy situation all round and confirms everything we already know about Heather, but…anon just decided to make a huge post about this on Reddit…15 years after it happened?

Anon, just move on. Don’t let Hagther live rent free in your brain anymore - close the tab, do your gaming thing, have friends and a stable relationship, and know that you’re already living better than she ever will.

No. 1891803

>literal predator.
Kek anon she's just cycling through boyfriends quickly, being desperate and lonely, but we see no evidence to say she is or could be a literal predator

No. 1891804

I really want to know why Heather would say her little sister wanted to kill her back then kek. Obviously it's a big lie to get these moids to give her what she wants. She's shown in in her old vlogs and the girl seems like a normal person. I would love to know what the sister would think about Heather making up crazy shit like this. Her family must be so relieved not to have this psycho around.

No. 1891811

This is very funny anon, dating apps are full of BPD moids who act exactly the same as Heather, they deserve everything they get. It's not like she's victimising some innocent sweethearts, men sign up to these apps specifically for free sex
>heather victimised these men by rawdogging them
Give these men some credit of basic sentience, nobody forced these guys to pursue her and stick their dick in her. There are many many hours of conversation and irl meetings before they get to that point.

No. 1891836

I know this is basically irrelevant but it's making me laugh how she refers to Heather as 'H' throughout as though trying to preserve anonymity, but I'm the title is like MY BULLY IS HEATHER EXPLORES AND HERE ARE MULTIPLE NAMES YOU CAN SEARCH FOR HER UNDER.

No. 1891842

Y’all are weird thinking it’s a self post. It isn’t, I stumbled on it on Reddit, and thought the way it described heather acting was canon and disgusting. I wanted her to know that since it’s obvious she reads these threads. If you have advice for, or want to shit talk, the person who went through it and have them see it, you’ll have to go to Reddit.

No. 1891851

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Lmao her post history is so whiny talking about going to therapy for Heather and ‘they hate me because I am a decent hamer’
Even having beef with a teenager at 16???
Girl log off(off-topic)

No. 1891859

Tbh if the sister in law faked ADHD and autism, she's probably a BPD-chan. So I wouldn't put it past her to lie and manipulate. Even if she's 16.
Or maybe the OP lied. Who knows.

No. 1891874

I went and looked and this post isn't about heather. It appears to be advice to another redditor from their own personal experience. If you read it it says "sister in law" and the post is in a thread about how kids bully. No heather or H mentioned so do your research.

No. 1891878

I can read. I am saying this OP is as pathetic as Heather for still dedicating time talking about her past bullying experiences to literal children on reddit and apparantly beefing with her 16-year old SIL

No. 1891886

Then make a lolcow for them, this threads about heather and you're filling it up with your odd beef with this annon instead of directing your comments and shit talk to the reddit posted like previous annon stated. You're confusing people and making them think this reddit post is about Heather when it wasn't.

On another note to direct it back to the thread topic, it seems heathers milk is slowing down. Maybe she's just posting the "I'm alone" etc. Etc. To keep feeling like she's relevant.

No. 1891909

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Corrected for glasses and preferred angle.(fanart)

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No. 1892091

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Boo hoo, Heather isn't allowed to be herself for a couple of dollars in advertising revenue instead of selling her soul to Target.

No. 1892106


literally where is the attack lol… she could have handled this like a genuine question but she's so focused on being on the defensive while reading everything, it's no wonder she feels like the world's victim.

girl needs to get offline and grow some self esteem and stop reading into everything with shit-colored glasses. you put yourself into the world, you draw comments from others sometimes. acting like this is bullying is so fucking denigrating to the idea of actual victims of bullying.

just…… how many years of her adult life will it be that the only advice that could possibly help is, "grow the fuck up, you idiot." the world isn't out to get you, you're just insecure, paranoid and projecting.(chronic newfaggotry)

No. 1892107

>on my couch crying having a panic attack ever since i got home
>types an instagram post in complete sentences
bitch has never had a panic attack in her life

No. 1892133

Why did she respond to a comment from a year ago and screenshot it after 1s?
Girls so bored with her new guy she has to create drama out of thin air

No. 1892169

Her posts are starting to remind me more and more of our queens schizo posts on facebook

No. 1892292

>comment posted 1yr ago
>reply 1second ago

Replying to one year old comments (which are incredibly mild, you should see what people say under Instagram reels these days) to pretend she's still relevant or ever was. Nobody thinks blonde hair and black clothes is shocking, millions of women dress like this every day

No. 1892295

>is 32(?)

So she plans on only living to 64 or…Seems like things are going too well so she needs to fabricate drama with "midlife crisis" (citation needed) and trawling old Youtube comments

No. 1892405

Jesus heather…you’re right you are the same person but you failed to tell the person you like to change your personas when you’re getting the attention you want from certain individuals or Ryan’s. You are still your annoying, miserable and manipulative self. Get a life Heather just like you tell your supposed haters you have.

No. 1892406

Bitch ever chapter of your life sucks. Get over yourself. You have an easy as fuck job and a roof over your head. She wants her perfect spooky boy still to spend her whole time on. Guess this guy has long work hours cuz we barely see him.

No. 1892759

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So she is going back to YouTube???

No. 1892775

>There is a chance

She won't

No. 1892858

Yeah, no she won’t. It kind of blows my mind that she thinks her audience wants this exact same selfie/angle/creepy dead-eyed grin all the time. Even with people I like I don’t want to see that.

No. 1892874

Okay but isn’t this the third or fourth time in the last year where she makes a “”big announcement”” about her channel revival that never happens?

No. 1892886

Yeah she always says that shit and never does it. I don't know why she's so scared to upload a video of she uses tiktok, Instagram and Facebook to talk about her life and thrift finds.

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Lol she added another rebuttal. Heather your miserable with whatever you do.

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She's always thinking about it…eyeroll.

No. 1892934

if she’s thinking about doing YouTube again, it’s just for the lazy RyanQuesting

No. 1892935

kek, without ever reading a book.
All she does is collecting old stuff that will collect dust on her shelves and whine about how lonely she is.

No. 1893113

a comment that bothered her so much she had to not only reply once, but twice, over a year later.
is that one commenter the person she thinks about when she says she was harassed over changing her appearance? no one cares about that, she's just a bad person who drives everyone away lmao. she's so hung up on this idea that no one likes her "real big tiddie goth self" when it's her nasty personality that drives people away. she's not even goth

No. 1893772

Both the pastel vomit and dark edgy cinnamon roll aesthetics don’t suit her at all. Her face is too mannish and her build is too bulky for the pink hair fairy kei style she used to wear. Her attempts at being ‘goth’ make her look like an exhausted 35 year old Walmart mom permanently stuck in October. And the glasses do her no favors at all, just make her look older and more haggard.(unsaged repetitive nitpicking)

No. 1894361

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Jesus this is rough looking.

No. 1894389

Scrolling past my first thought was “did she scoop that out of a baby’s diaper?” Holy fuck vomitrocious kek

No. 1895378

I'm fascinated by her compulsion to post everything on social media. She acknowledges that it looks disgusting, but snaps a pic anyway, seemingly without any attempt to make it look the least bit appetising. Some photographer she is. Who is this content for? I wonder if she thinks about these things at all, or if she's so screen addicted that her body makes IG posts on its own.

No. 1895544

I think the latter, considering how often she posts 25+ stories of random crap she sees on store shelves. The other day she posted like ten different photos of spooky gingerbread house packaging, as though that would be remotely interesting to anyone. I doubt she even bought one, which might actually have made for a cute Tiktok of her building it.
Imageboard, I know, but the stories were so uninteresting I didn't think to screencap at the time

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ntayrt, but you mean like the 3 or 5 or 10 videos she uploaded of this mug with the last video showing her drinking out of it and watching absent-minded into the infinite space of her room? I think she doesn't have anyone to share anything with and she also doesn't want someone to share anything with as a close person would probably tell her the truth sooner or later, that she is boring and no one is out there trying to destroy her life. For me, she isn't even looking for support or validation from others, it always seems that she looks out for negative feedback so she can post another video of her crying. yes, I included a picture, as it's horrible boring and now you have to suffer through that, too

No. 1896345

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AxeRyan lives.

No. 1896352

She blocked me on Instagram a long time ago.. What has she been posting lately? I just find it so bizarrely out of character for her to not be gushing nonstop about her Ryan of the week. One has to wonder, what is going on in our Hag's frizzy little head about this dude..

No. 1896358

She's just been posting normal things, photos of spooky items and grass and whatever crap. No thirstposting, no crying, no attentionseeking like just normal sane behaviour (hence the slowdown in this thread)

Also various story viewers exist, just search Instagram story viewer (storysaver.net is one) if you want to check without any user id showing up.

No. 1896521

Her Facebook is insufferable as well. Nothing but boomer memes and Halloween stuff. Wonder what’s going on in her head right now.

No. 1896568

I literally howled when I saw his little Goober Toe creeping into the photo that Hag’s so carefully tried to stage manage.

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She looks so miserable. She seemed happier when she was single and begging for a boyfriend. The AxeRyan era appears to be making her depressed.

No. 1896859

The song on this story post is such perfect Heather NLOG bullshit. She really thinks she's something special.

No. 1896945

She really does look miserable, her facial expression almost looks disgusted. I wonder why she even posted this.

No. 1897086

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You can still gain weight with vegan food. If you’re over eating vegan calories, it’s still calories.

No. 1897112

>I've gained weight
Is she confused or stupid? Sometimes she really does strike me as being somewhat actually retarded. Also when did she lose 60 pounds? Mental gymnastics.

No. 1897287

>>1897086 sure, honey, last time >>1885866 it's been 70lbs, now only 60lbs. She is tiny, she would probably have been in a BMI range of like 16 when she would have lost 60lbs, but no, no one can calculate anything.

No. 1897289

From what she's posted her new diet is high in wheat (pasta etc) so she could be wheat intolerant/gluten intolerant and not realise it, which can cause a swollen stomach.

No. 1897347

The calories she is consuming are too much. She is eating some healthy but super calorie dense food. Chocolate peanut butter bars? A serving of pb is 200 calories and she is eating more than a serving. Oats with bananas and seeds in large quantities. A bowl of cooked chickpeas, a sweet potato, and a huge amount of avocado? Your calories still count even if it is whole foods. Also she is super short so she has less calories to spare. Eat some berries and greens, holy shit.

No. 1897394

So since she keeps bringing this up, I thought I’d put this out there. I actually remember when she lost weight during her first vegan attempt. She made a completely separate IG focused on her “vegan journey “ (because of course she did). If I recall it was a 30lb loss, which I think makes a lot more sense than the numbers she’s currently throwing out.
But the main thing she’s seemed to forgotten, was that in addition to changing her diet back then, she had made it a point to walk 10k steps every day rain or shine. I remember seeing clips of her actually walking in the snow with her little step counter going. And credit where credit is due, that’s got to be like the only time I’ve ever seen her apply herself to something.
Would love to know if any other anons remember this era— can’t remember the name of that account.(no screenshots & no sage)

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Speaking of which, what on earth am I looking at here? Are these fried potatoes? Weird pancakes?
>yes I'm still vegan
Anyone can be vegan for a couple of weeks. We'll see in six months or a year where she is with this "vegan journey" of hers.

No. 1897467

It’s strange to me that she only seems to want to be on a vegan diet as an actual DIET, yet understands nothing about dieting. Weight doesn’t just magically drop just because you don’t consume dairy and meat. Nothing to do with pity for animals or awareness, reasons most people go vegan, just assumes if she only eats potatoes and a bowl brimming with “ice cream” slop she’ll suddenly be some svelte little siren. No effort at all, as usual.

No. 1897575

Throwback video. She said she lost 44lbs. This is when she started feeling sexy and decided to dump her husband. She mentioned someone in the beginning "that she can't talk about" Im assuming it's the first Ryan that she was cheating on her husband with.(learn2embed)

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Who in the world is she talking to?

No. 1897582

Actually a high protein and low carb diet is better for weight loss anyway.(sage your keto sperg)

No. 1897605

She's obviously so bored in the axeryan relationship that she's desperately trying to create new drama to make her life interesting.

No. 1897619

She's posting videos in her stories (I can't remember how to upload, I'm sorry) saying this exact same thing now. Gunning hard for those 60 pounds still.

No. 1897629

Axeryan being not very conventionally attractive plus genuinely liking her means she has no external reasons to blame her miserable internal state. When things are going good is usually when the BPDchans start having meltdowns because they have to face the fact that they’re the problem. I bet she’ll dump him soon.

No. 1897644

My personal tinfoil is that axeryan gave her an ultimatum. Either they break up or she tones down the batshit social media posting. For all we know he found this thread and confronted her about it. He likely doesn't want her posting him to avoid the negative attention. He seems like a fairly private guy so who knows. I theorize that when the inevitable happens, ol' Hags will claim aboos and that he was controlling what she can/can't say on social media. Thus the miserable expressions and lack of ryan posting. I do wholeheartedly agree that she's not terribly attracted to him, however she likes his eagerness to do things for her and being taken care of.

No. 1897667

Mine is that she got caught on dating apps again.

No. 1897675

These are both so likely. It makes so much sense that the reason she's posting gross depressed-looking pictures is so later she can whine about "looking back I can see the sadness in my own face". And I highly doubt a serial dating app dork could stop cold turkey just because she's in a relationship. Good call, nonnas.

No. 1897702

ayrt oh that is very plausible. Honestly I'm leaning hard into that now you've brought it up.
I'm glad it makes sense, as that's the only direction I see this taking. Suppose all we can do now is wait for the looming milk spill and hope it's full fat and frosty.

No. 1897717

no one is saying this, this is just her fucking saying this shit to herself again

said it before and I'll say it again, she's going to drop this in a month, because she's only trying to justify this to herself
she loves this food
everyone says she can't do it
she's finally happy

all lies she keeps telling herself whenever she gets a new fixation lol

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Here we go again folks.

No. 1897778

can she just shut up? Even if she would move away it would be the same no matter where she lived. There are people that are vegan, "spooky", single and don't have friends/haven't seen other people in months that complain less than she does. If only she could see that she is the problem and not the world around her. I predict a baby in the next 2 years to fill the void inside her and I predict a teenager hating her mother.

No. 1897795

What did we learn here Heather? Having a boyfriend isn't the answer to happiness.

No. 1897806

Your life was meaningless, empty, and friendless back home too.

Also this feels like it implies her and axeryan broke up. Considering there has been no mention of him in awhile I am wondering if she broke up with him and doesn't want to say because she knows people will shit on her for it.

No. 1898057

She has zero self-awareness and doesn’t do anything different. With an almost autistic inability to try anything new, she goes on the same hikes, walks up the same staircase, posts the same boring pictures of graves with no context, the same slow motion tour of the shit on one side of her bedroom, even the same angles in every selfie. What else does she expect? She’s going to be exactly the way she is now no matter where she lives. She acts like eating vegan for a couple weeks is this life-changing step to self-care, completely ignoring that the ultimate act of self-care she could give to herself is seeking out a therapist. But she never will.

No. 1898076

Oh that'll be kek worthy for sure. I guess his gargoyle gang wasn't tragically pretty enough to be her new friend group, either.

No. 1898299

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Did her and Racist Ryan break up or does she just consider him no one?

No. 1898348

They are still facebook official but who knows?

No. 1898370

He still has the same IG profile as here too >>1889624

No. 1898382

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Still together but we’ll see how long that lasts.

No. 1898384

This is embarrassing as hell (for her). I guess he's not planning babies and tattoos with her enough or whatever.

No. 1898389

Imagine posting this where he can definitely see it. Cringe.

No. 1898398

AxeRyan seemed to be really into her at the beginning, and also kind of a doormat, what happened? Heather is pushing even this one away.

No. 1898426

I bet the farm (kek) its because he doesnt want to be treated as a prop on social media and sets boundaries

No. 1898438

Have any of her previous ryan's hyped her up? (assuming this means post about her publicly)
I can't think of any, maybe bloodryan but they were together for longer. And clockryan posted a selfie with her. February (iirc) fuckboy replied publicly but lasted like 2 weeks. She doesn't hype him up either so??

No. 1898468

This reads like someone who's still with their lame highschool boyfriend fifteen years after graduating. Heather speedrunning relationships as always.

No. 1898557

>racist ryan
Fucking zoomers.

She's not just pushing, she's absolutely bulldozing him. If they haven't secretly broken up, he's reaching new levels of doormat.

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No. 1898573

this is really embarassing and you should feel bad that you posted it tbh.

No. 1898788

Honestly so ready for a new Ryan. This one is boring, looks inbred, and likes gross boomer memes. Wish she'd find a new spooky boy type in time for that one nonnas dream Halloween milk, but I fear she might have exhausted her pool of eligible ryans.

No. 1898799

they haven't even been dating long enough for her to stay with him because of sunk cost fallacy so she should just break up with him if she's at the point of posting this.

No. 1898918

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The cycle has restarted, wife instead of gf this time though. Watch out spooky 30+ year old “boys”.

No. 1898920

The fact that she’s doing this while still dating the fucking goober, so beyond immature

No. 1898923

No, this post is her way of saying she isnt with him. But her cycle and how she goes about dating men is immature for sure.

No. 1898927

Ironic that GooberRyan is also minister, then.

No. 1898930

i dunno i thought it was kind of funny

No. 1898931

Kek I'm seriously wondering if they're fighting and she's doing all this shitty posting to get him to come crawling back or guilt him into doing what she wants. Which apparently is marry her tomorrow or some shit.

No. 1898988

Lmao this bitch is so petty. I think she deleted this comment it's not on this post anymore. Well at least we are getting some milk from this boring hag.

No. 1898993

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I noticed this morning the ugly bald dude was thirsting for Heather. Now I look back and the comment is gone.

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Comment from ugly bald dude is gone. Plus he stupid response to the girl wanting more YouTube videos. Sure Heather.

No. 1899130

She’s so fucking maddeningly retarded. It’s not like she’s into the history of serial killers or the occult. She’s a middle-aged camel woman who likes to shop for antiques and take pictures of old tombstones. Quit acting so speshul. Ran off YouTube kek she just gave up because it was too hard.

No. 1899229

Constant victim complex that she tries to use to play the "damsel in distress" to lure in unsuspecting ryans. Her ex husband and his Troon buddy were assholes, but beyond that she's definitely a shitshow all on her own. This endless cycle of making drama, new ryan of the week, dating app addiction (and bans? kek), proves that she's never going to stop being a cow. Curious to see how it will escalate though. What's going to happen when even the ugliest goober ryans are too wary to date her? Her standards are already on the floor.

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Single again confirmation? And she must be gagging on that sweet superiority.

No. 1899492


i would literally never go to a bar, GAG! pathetic! i prefer to sit in my stinky old lady room scrolling dating apps i pay hundreds and hundreds of dollars for!

No. 1899528

If she’s this depressive and pessimistic about dating while she’s still relatively young imagine how bad her whining and bitterness is going to get when she approaches middle age and is fatter and more haggard and gets zero attention from any Ryans whatsoever.

No. 1899654

I can see her say " I wasted my youth away on so many fuck boys!! Now no spoopy young boy will ever want me I'm old and fat still!"

No. 1899665

Poor Heather, a bar is so below her, she can't even walk into one.
Does she know that you can meet guys from other cities online and if it fits, they might even consider moving to your city to lead a normal life with you? Maybe in 20 years she will look back and see what a whiny person she was and that her acting like she was better than most people was/is the reason she was/is alone.

No. 1899668

I’m dying to know the story behind her and this Ryan. They are still Facebook official. He doesn’t interact with her content there at all these days.

No. 1899682

So she’s going to talk shit online, share vague stories about red flags in her stories, and let everyone know she’s single and looking again but too afraid to remove him as her boyfriend kek. Grasping at straws.

No. 1899713

I don't know how to record IG stories but she currently is vaguely saying shit about her relationship. All she said is she is not happy with her personal life. It's been very lonely and confusing.she also had to remind everyone once again she's vegan! She's getting her hair done again! She's going to attempt to get contacts. In other words she's still the same miserable bitch and her current Ryan is not up Heather's ass like she wants so soon she will be Ryan hunting most likely. Kek.

No. 1899951

KEK I was fucking right!!
She's trying to guilt him into giving her all the attention oh please let there be epic milk flow from this. If any nonna can record that story I will be so grateful.

No. 1900288

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Honestly what a little bitch. Just break up and move on, but no she has to be an asshole and try to drag him for attention. How fucking embarrassing to be a woman her age doing this immature shit. No wonder nobody wants to stay with her.

No. 1900452

She deleted this.

No. 1900473

if she keeps up with that behaviour, she will be single again and should consider moving, because everyone involved with him will hate her and I guess he brought her into his friend group and knows more people in that area than she ever will.

No. 1900955

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No. 1900982

Embarrassing ass bitch.

No. 1900987

Godspeed AxeRyan, she's not worth the drama.

No. 1900993


I hope AxeRyan finds a nice normal girl soon who gets on with his friends, posts her all over his SNS where she can see it and forgets loser Heather completely. Nobody in that town will date or hang out with her at this rate.

No. 1900996

She already broke up with him once, he might survive a second round. She seems to have almost nothing to say about this one, once she actually got what she wants, which is an equally nerdy paranormal person who treats her well, and absolute radio silence kek

She lives for the moodswings and drama, and the less suitable moids are better fodder for drama than a perfectly normal, decent (aside from the dodgy "joke" memes) guy. A lot like Pixielocks in that their main fun in life is riding their own moodswings and using the people around her as characters to bounce off or project onto, but the main character and most important person to the cow is always the cow itself.

No. 1901006

Yeah same. He's far from perfect but he seemed like he tried really hard and Hag was an absolute bitch to him. And I have a feeling she'll try to bring him back for another round when she realises nobody else wants her musty ass.

No. 1901017

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Sweet milk. I wish he did say more.

No. 1901032

Oooohh come over AxeRyan and spill. Poor guy… based on the post it sounds like she took advantage of him. Shocker. Also sounds like Hags wasn't ready to commit or make serious strides, a stark contradiction from her wife posts kek.

No. 1901046

good for you, AxeRyan, move past and heal

No. 1901049

Also you shouldn’t have to learn to love someone. I’m assuming he’s talking about her, and if she indicated she’s trying to “learn” to love him she’s even worse than I thought.

No. 1901050

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How’d he nail it so quickly

No. 1901054

Lmao I wonder what in her profile prompted this.

No. 1901055

AxeRyan is more insightful than I thought. Wish you well, bud

No. 1901056

KEK I wonder if he's connected to anyone she's dumped
Heather you're burning through them and it's coming back to you

but actually what DOES her profile say that might prompt that response

No. 1901057

Tinfoil. Could he be connected to AxeRyan in some way? I guess word is getting around about her behavior

No. 1901067

He’s saying she needs to learn to love herself before she is capable of loving someone else.

No. 1901089

He sounds pretty bummed and surprised. even when a guy treats her well she cant control her raging personality disorders.

No. 1901100

I think it's a joke setup, nonas. Like 'selfish for KEEPING THAT ASS TO YOURSELF' or some dumb shit (maybe a less forward version, like pretty face or something, but who knows with moids). Heather is known to be obtuse about this too, though, as shown by the other pickup lines guys have tried on her through the apps.

No. 1901106

It was so obvious from the start that she was never actually into him. She was feeling lonely and desperate after the trainryan and babyryan fiascos and gooberyan just happened to be easy and orbiting around after paracon. She obviously wants someone with a little more edge like bloodryan or bRyan. It feels less about looks considering all of her Ryans have been ugly or mediocre at best and more about aesthetics since she's convinced she's still somehow "goth". Kind of hilarious because this inbred truck driver looking ryan matched her actual unhinged church auntie vibes pretty well. Here's hoping the next one is less boring and we get a spoopy whirlwind romance before the season is up.

No. 1901129

He seems so normal and reasonable in his response, damn. Definitely the best (as in not insane or a fuckboy) one she's got for a while. seems like he doesn't even know what went wrong.
This idiot is trying "negging" but he's unironically correct

No. 1901187

>apparently I’m on the dating scene
Definitely makes it sound like he was blindsided. Perhaps he saw her posts about being lonely/thirsty and confronted her about it, leading to her finally breaking up with him.
>I’ll find someone that has themselves figured out
>can’t learn to love someone until you learned to love yourself
Last line is clearly aimed at her. She confided to him at some point during the beginning of the relationship about her serial dating and insecurities, prolly going on and on about “how hard it is to love again after…” and her fat rolls, blahblahblah. His emotional maturity shines through this post, though. Feels bad, man.

No. 1901206

good for him, I think he can find another girlfriend without the mental health issues Heather has. Heather on the other side, how many guys can someone date in one city/area without scaring all the others and their friends away? With her interests and the limited circle of people matching her interests, she probably won't be able to date many more Ryans in the future, except she decides to move.

No. 1901316

File: 1695221944860.jpg (834.67 KB, 1080x1958, SmartSelect_20230920_100027_In…)

This is why she broke up with him. she thinks she's hot again

No. 1901317

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No. 1901321

100% that's her reason.

No. 1901324

Literally looks like all she did is learn some fat girl angles. Bending her arm up so it's not squished flat against her side, and sucking in her gut. Maybe she lost 5 pounds, this looks like it could easily be angles though

No. 1901360

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No. 1901390

I don’t see much difference (the second photo is definitely taken from a different angle/further away, unless she lost weight off her head, too…), but I guess it’s easier to lose weight than to lose a shitty personality. That’s the only reason I can think of that she keeps obsessing on her new diet of baby shit and melted ice cream…

No. 1901405

File: 1695234901327.webm (15.4 MB, 1080x1920, 10000000_1522210051853889_8346…)

Oh she is feeling herself. Definitely thinks she can do better than the goober now, which is hilarious because her appearance has never actually been the issue.

No. 1901416

Yup, here come all the thirst traps again. The video of her putting eyeshadow on was exactly how I imagined her doing her makeup.

No. 1901425

the way she smiles and eyefucks herself through the camera is so fucking psychotic. absolute textbook manic phase she's in right now.

No. 1901429

kek, I had to see that for myself and why is she putting orange eyeshadow all over her eyelid, it's just horrible

the amount of videos she posts daily in her stories that only show her face are insane. She doesn't show anything interesting about her interests or hobbies, she just takes pictures/videos of her face with the same expression every single day. I give it one day and we will have videos of her "crying" again.

No. 1901435

File: 1695240089150.png (528.13 KB, 422x602, spooky.PNG)

looking spooky, alright

No. 1901437

File: 1695240254983.png (683.79 KB, 436x677, Vegoon.PNG)

heather's magic vegan weightloss strategy: just don't eat anything that contains taste

No. 1901441

I can't wait for her to finally lose that 60 or 70lbs she claimed she lost the first time she lived vegan, lol

No. 1901473

wow she looks so much better with her glasses on…

No. 1901506

I can't wait for how ridiculous she's going to be after she gets her hair done. She always acts like it's some big reveal that people have just been dying to see, and it's just her maniacally petting her own hair over the course of 16 stories for 4 likes.

No. 1901525

Looks like Heather went back to her true romance- broadcasting every detail of her day on social media. I wonder how much of the breakup was attributed to the fact he didnt like to be posted all the time by her.
I hope AxeRyan reads this thread sometime. He’s better off finding someone who isnt obsessed with selfies and oversharing.

No. 1901587

Its definitely a case of the Arrested Development "Ok, Glasses on, Hair up… Wait, have we tried Hair down, glasses on?" bit.

No. 1901648

Clean your kitchen ya fuckin slob.

No. 1901688

Emotionally distant = Didn't text me compliments 40x/day or coddle the shit out of me

No. 1901710

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Content of the clip she posted is just these weird Aryans talking about putting other things above their relationship. More importantly, this proves what we all expected: she dumped him! Every time she's got a low-drama guy who actually likes her and shares her interests, she's the one who dumps them.

No. 1901764

She's such a self sabotager, while she was with him she improved her diet, barely posted drama and considered going back to youtube even. Of course she doesn't see the correlation with having a chill partner who actually likes you and improving your life. He probably took more than ten minutes to text back one day (because he was working or driving or some shit) and that was the end of it.

No. 1901799


Heather is one of those cluster B people that absolutely can't handle any degree of emotional stability. Her comfort zone is wild, perpetual mood swings, so that's what she (perhaps unconsciously) seeks out every chance she gets.

I think it's clear by now that the RyanQuest is basically the external tool Heather uses for her own emotional regulation, since it provides reasons for big peaks and throughs in quick, perpetual succession, which allows her to always stay in her comfort zone.

When she actually gets with a Ryan that's chill and not into drama, she gets umcomfortable and starts freaking out because she doesn't know how to live with herself if she's not going through these wild mood swings all the time. In the end, the hamster habit part of her brain wins and she dumps the Ryan so she quickly can get in the comfort zone provided by the RyanQuest again.

The worst part is, all of this is so fucking textbook. There are a lot of things that therapy can't do, but Heather's emotional turmoils are, if not entirely fixeable, at least treatable to a significant degree. But we all know she'll never go to therapy and will continue to go through Ryans at a record pace for our entertainment.

No. 1901841

So she was mad he was "putting other things" ahead of their relationship? Let me guess, he was tired after work some days and didn't come to baby her. Or maybe it was that he hung out with his friends without her once or twice. She is so pathetic.

Having an identity outside of the relationship with her is the problem. He could come have lunch with her 6 days a week and it wouldn't matter because he didn't make it 7.

No. 1901915

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No. 1901917

Boudoir shots incoming. She seems to have skipped the "I don't need a man, my hobbies are too extreme, I'll never be loved" part of the cycle.

No. 1901922

she really chooses shallow validation from random tinder guys over a healthy relationship with someone who actually cares. she deserves her life.

No. 1901924

File: 1695319779388.jpg (105.22 KB, 1080x1920, download (1).jpg)

Aaand we're back to this.

No. 1901926

Shes so fucking retarded. She should spend this time on dating apps at the gym instead

No. 1901929

Thought I was in the Vicky Shingles thread for a moment. The delusion …

No. 1901978

She just dumped a dude 2 days ago and is already talking about meeting guys and bragging about getting asked out. What a callous bitch. Can you imagine if one of her ryans did that to her?

No. 1901985

This sounds so bad tho, I'd like to meet guys this weekend so soon after the breakup. Kinda makes her sound like a hoe even though we all know it's the emotional moodswings she's after, not sex.
Exactly this, it's sad and ironic that when she finally gets what she "wants" and achieves peace, she reverts to unhealthy moodswings and seeking approval from strange scrotes. Because that unsettled, rollercoaster moodswing life is what she is most used to.

No. 1902031

File: 1695336249897.jpg (216.98 KB, 1080x1919, deadfish.jpg)

She's basically just posting selfie after desperate, compliment-fishing selfie (and a really weird video of her talking to one of her dolls in a creepy voice, sorry can't upload). She seems to think that there is some perfect Ryan out there who's finally going to fall madly in love with her thirst traps, but with 15 lolcow threads (so far) under her belt, literally no sane person could find these and want anything to do with her. She's actually gross. Not "spooky", just scary and gross.

No. 1902034

I cannot tell the difference between this photo and one she posted yesterday, like she looks identical every day. Where does she even see a difference.

No. 1902039

Seems like Halloween nonnie is taking another L.

No. 1902040

Kek imagine seeing this and wondering what she looks like now if this is apparently when she was a babe.

No. 1902068

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This mentality is so fucked up. This person seems perfectly fine and interested in her. Please go to therapy Heather. Please.

No. 1902075


This guy is actually trying. He didn’t even do anything wrong except not share the same hobby as her. Holy
fuck she’s gonna be miserable forever.

No. 1902100

i've been rooting for halloween nonnie so much

No. 1902104

File: 1695346362556.png (339.47 KB, 616x1016, k.png)

She's starting to spill

No. 1902105

>the hell I endured and fought through
>it was your ex husband trolling you on burner accounts
Shitty, yes, hell, no.
I wonder what "attack" means in Heather's world because this dude seems very mild, maybe "you sending me 100 messages an hour is overwhelming, have you considered working on mindfulness to quell your anxiety" just a guess kek

No. 1902109

Jfc… Like this Ryan heard anxiety and was like "Not on my fucking watch, hag!"

No. 1902113

Translation: AxeRyan wasn't having the boo hoo party, and encouraged her to move on from her VERY distant past and seek healthy coping mechanisms. My dear man, you weren't dealing with an anxious mess, you were dealing with a cluster b nightmare circus that immediately turned on you when you wouldn't validate her speshul sad feelings and twauma. Consider that bullet dodged, kek. Keep telling on yourself, Hags, it's very amusing.

No. 1902124

there's time for like three entire ryan cycles before halloween, all is not lost

No. 1902126

Alexa, play “Another One Bites the Dust”

No. 1902139

nonas you are the reason i come to this thread

No. 1902207

I agree. Her lack of attraction is not about AxeRyan being ugly, he’s no uglier than Lurch or the others. But he presents as a basic PA blue collar guy and doesn’t fit her spooky goff boi aesthetic, even though he seems more genuinely into her paranormal hobbies than the others. Heather is also a drama queen and won’t be satisfied with a guy who wants a chill low-key relationship off social media. She’s just not gonna find an adult man who shares all her random hobbies AND fits her teen mallgoth fashion requirements AND has infinite patience for BPD meltdowns all within close range of her. She’s effectively priced herself out of her market.

No. 1902223

I feel like him being into the same hobbies worked against him. She's the spooky goth gf; the bf is supposed to have a different identity.

No. 1902233

I think it removed her ability to complain about being an oppressed goff into weird paranormal shit which nobody understands!!1 since that's what she hopped back on to immediately. >>1902068

No. 1902359

Didn't one of her Ryan's come in here and confirm that she frequently breaks down with "do you really love me"? I bet she labels that as "just anxiety" and got all uppity when AxeRyan didn't take the bait in the way she wanted him to, hence his references of learning to love oneself before you can love others >>1901017

No. 1902361

She's already deleted this and a bunch of other stories from yesterday. Now she's circled back to sharing stories of "when she was goth" i.e. the day she dressed up for Halloween, complete with Taylor Swift music. How is she so confused??

No. 1902579

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Does she just shoot down and share every single response? What did he even do wrong here? He LIKED her and made an observation based on a picture that she put out there to be observed! Did he say it was a bad thing? God she's such an insufferable bitch.

No. 1902596

every time i look at threadpic and see heathers smiling face with the list of reasons to date her i can't help but laugh. she is allergic to positive change
like this shit drives me up a wall >>1902579
what DID he do? men will be friendly to her and she'll roll her eyes and find something wrong with it and she claims she's kind and empathetic

No. 1902936

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At it again.

No. 1903004

like, isn’t this literally what dating apps are for? to find out your compatibility and incompatibility with strangers? she is such a whiner

No. 1903018

he didn't even say that he wouldn't be interested in meeting her, you can be afraid of something and still see if a person is right for you. For example I'm afraid of spiders, I still wouldn't rule out an arachnologist as a partner, it's boring if someone is a 100% copy of yourself and with AxeRyan we saw that she isn't looking for someone to share her interests. It seems more like she is always on the look for negative tension in a relationship and to be the victim at the end of the day.

No. 1903109

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Might still be hope for Hallowwen spoopy milk

No. 1903120

Yea heather keep meeting complete strangers and trusting them… eventually it will lead to her own tombstone

No. 1903189

NGL this is a cute way to meet someone.

No. 1903196

Sounds like a dream come true for her, but what if he is only lukewarm about tombstones?? What if he's scared of something that doesn't even exist and you will never encounter?? It's hard being so spooky

No. 1903215

I feel like her current posts are made specifically to wind up axeryan, this one seems like she just fabricated a guy. She made up some guy one time fairly recently, iirc "tall and cute" but no photo evidence and gone the next day.
Can any anon see if axeryan is still following her or are her posts public?

No. 1903220

Fake story to make AxeRyan seethe?

No. 1903246

Didn't she wish this a thread or two ago? Like she wished that a "boy" would meet her in an antique shop and then marry her at the look out tower? Is this manifest destiny?

No. 1903259

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It's probably not Manifest Destiny, nonny.

No. 1903295

she won't go to a bar to meet a guy but just go for dinner (probably in her car) with someone she met at a store, sure, you can trust everyone and they wouldn't know from her stories on instagram where to find her at what time of day.

But I don't care, I'm here for the Halloween milk, there is still time for two Ryans, one of them might be perfect, kek.

I feel the same, she would have posted a picture of that guy in the antique store in some mirror or something like that if he would be real. It's just so AxeRyan might get jealous and a way for her to tell everyone later that she is too spooky and goth and will be alone forever while posting Taylor Swift lyrics.

No. 1903364

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AxeRyan is not following her FB anymore. It’s possible she still has some of his friends on there.

No. 1903376

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The giveaway is the boots compliment. Was it the plastic quilted Target hiking boots or the pink flower embroidered Docs? No chance.

No. 1903385

Even if this guy is real, he’s going to meet the real Heather soon enough and be scarred for life, lol. They “talked and talked all about each other”? She only ever wants to talk about herself, so calling bullshit on this.

No. 1903390

File: 1695564508239.jpeg (251.5 KB, 1080x1919, pretendryan.jpeg)

This was taken during the time they were allegedly visiting another antique store and going out to coffee before dinner. Shut the fuck up Heather.

No. 1903400

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No. 1903411

Relationship status change in 3… 2…

No. 1903471

They both talked AT each other, one upping and everything lol

No. 1903476

Nonnies are tinfoiling hard here kek. I'm in a similar age range with Heather and my friends and I still have random guys/women approach us when we go out (general consensus is that Heather is ok looking, right?). Pre-OLD and pandemic it was normal to approach someone who looks normal and single, and people shockingly still do it. And except for the night drive (!) none of this is unsafe… Anyway, this is gonna last 2 seconds. I think the OLDRyans get a hint of how crazy she is through her profiles and texting, so getting into Ryanhood is a choice, but this guy is probably just starting to see the really weird Heather now that they're texting and she's had time to build her BPD fantasies about him.

No. 1903486

yeah and what about when he finds this website? online ryans probably google her before meeting up but this guy went in blind.

No. 1903494

No. 1903500

She talked on her stories about what happened. It’s not weird to meet someone in public. It’s weird to get in their car and drive to secluded locations with a man you’ve met for an hour.

No. 1903596

Can someone PLEASE post the story of her talking about this magical meeting and her psychic premonition of it? I'm cringing so hard. Bonus points for heather clearly not wearing a top under that half zipped hoodie

No. 1903613

File: 1695591322508.png (7.43 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_6842.png)

Not sure how to post video stories (sorry) but she just bought this dress. She’s planning a wedding already.

No. 1903647

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Psychic premonition talk at 2:55. She's already deleted her dating apps.

No. 1903651

Bless you

No. 1903653

you can post mp4s on here now, you should post for posterity

No. 1903656

imagine if this guy saw this shit. he would run so fast. she's unhinged to post this kind of thing….

No. 1903661

She’s deleted her dating apps for the billionth time, and they’re not even official yet…? Okay. She’s just getting worse and worse.

But maybe these two could last a few weeks if they met irl and he isn’t immediately exposed to her crazy stream of consciousness insta stories and Facebook essays…

No. 1903687

Maybe he heard the word around town that she's easy

No. 1903692

Honestly the sound of him is reminding me of those extremely handsome and charming men who lure women in to be trafficked. Cannot believe she got in a car with him, especially at night. In the words of John Mulaney, “you’re not getting me to no secondary location.”

No. 1903748

File: 1695609055360.jpeg (328.08 KB, 1080x1919, 193384647511.jpeg)

She’s saying they went to sheetz until midnight but posted this from that night (as her dinner)? Her story is entirely fabricated and it’s fucking embarrassing.

No. 1903761

Feeling like this is a classic BPD junior high girl story that probably has some kernel of truth to it (a guy told her he likes her shoes or something, MAYBE asked her to coffee) but I love how it got blown up to the perfect Heather date. Antique mall AND Sheetz????

No. 1903767

>night time drive in the mountains
>with a guy you just met
I'm glad this story is fabricated because this would likely be her last ever post, goddamn she needs to read a few true crime stories or something. Strange men do horrible horrible things to gullible women they pick up. Hours or days of beatings, torture, rape, cannibalsm type things. The fact a "date" like this is ideal to her, extremely concerning.

No. 1903776

Unfortunately it's too large, even compressed it's 43MB. I guess I could cut it in half but I'm lazy kek. And for some reason when I converted it to .webm, the audio was really delayed? If anyone knows good .mp4 to .webm conversion software let me know
Her story is that they had dinner, then went for a drive in the mountains, and then came back to civilization for Sheetz. I guess all that talk talk talking got them hungry again
Not sure why, but I believe her? She seems very genuine (if not manic) and although Heather has been dishonest about… a lot of things… those lies were typically distortions of true events. Would she really fabricate something this grandiose?

No. 1903777

File: 1695612999123.mp4 (12.27 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)

For archival purposes. Unfortunately, it’s rather large so it’ll be split.

No. 1903780

File: 1695613133524.mp4 (17.25 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)

No. 1903781

File: 1695613238374.mp4 (15.8 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)

No. 1903784

File: 1695613337555.mp4 (11.76 MB, 720x1280, 4.mp4)

No. 1903786

File: 1695613446548.mp4 (14.61 MB, 720x1280, 5.mp4)

No. 1903789

File: 1695613592406.mp4 (13.8 MB, 720x1280, 6.mp4)

No. 1903792

File: 1695613782211.mp4 (13.22 MB, 720x1280, 7.mp4)

No. 1903794

File: 1695614049550.mp4 (13.22 MB, 720x1280, 8.mp4)

No. 1903799

The Stories that feature this dress aren’t showing up as videos for me. Anyone else? I was trying to also archive them.

No. 1903840

File: 1695620770318.png (715.41 KB, 516x709, 2389457239.png)

good lord heather. If this mysterious new ryan isn't just a figment of her imagination. I have real doubts she's not going to scare him away after the supposed 2nd date.

No. 1903846

my god she looks so haggard here

No. 1903850

Has she actually said anything specific about this guy? Because I’ve only seen her give generalities like “cute”. If they were talking all damn night, she must be able to say something else about him??

(Thanks for posting her stories anon, but I don’t want to listen to all that, kek.)

No. 1903852

She looks so ugly in these. Showing her true self with no filters. Jesus she looks like a grandma.

No. 1903854

I watched half of it sped up and there were no specifics, just the same stuff as her facebook post. I'm pretty sure this is pure fiction.
The level of insanity to have a nice normal boyfriend, dump him over nothing, go on dating sites and then fabricate a whole man and hours of a fictional meeting (her story posts that day being of completely different things and featuring 0 locations from the imaginary date of course, as anon pointed out >>1903390 )

what mental illness is this

No. 1903855

girl needs a ring light and some makeup tutorials, you'd think she'd know how to look good on a video being an ex youtuber an' all

No. 1904010

Just watched all of them and holy fuck she's completely insane. Even if this did all happen, her mannerisms throughout the videos are so unsettling. Her eyes are some of the most vacant I've ever seen. pretendryan is a great name though we should definitely keep it.

No. 1904065

Her eyes are so vacant that’s a perfect word to describe. They’re void of life in a way you usually only see in scrotes, and tbh she looks like average/normal at first glance but then when you actually spend some time looking at a pic of her it all becomes…really weird. She looks so soulless. Agreed re pretendryan tho kek. She is cycling through them lightning fast now it’s insane…

No. 1904077

maybe it was a ghost ryan and just a vivid dream lol
she usually posts pics of her ryans, this time not even a glimpse of shoes on a staircase

No. 1904114

File: 1695663110468.jpeg (189.72 KB, 1179x632, IMG_6846.jpeg)

Girl almost got herself killed for nothing.

No. 1904117

She's such a nutter. Blessed! She was thanking god for this in her stories haha.

No. 1904118

I thought this was put in one of those age filters initially. Seeing her in motion is very unsettling.
I really can't imagine this ryan is real. She is describing him as gorgeous and gives no other details at all. No specifics about what they were talking about. Keeps mentioning it was raining as if she has nothing else to say.
Also scrotes have a lot of nerve but I find it hard to believe a "gorgeous", single guy with her exact interests just waltz up to her to flirt and was outgoing enough to also do all these things with her on a first meeting.

No. 1904156


And what a coincidence both of them had absolutely nothing to do for the rest of the day

No. 1904242

She cant back it up kek time to make him disappear

No. 1904333

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No. 1904338

>extremely talented
In attracting and scaring away ryans maybe.

No. 1904341

like a mother of 3 in her mid thirties having a midlife crisis because her husband is into young goth girls

No. 1904372

seriously, what does she think she’s talented at? photography? buying stuff? thirsttrapping

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No. 1904398

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No. 1904405

Heather so desperate for validation, shes talking to her self kek. Girl go to the gym, go to therapy, delete social media. You are crazy and not in a cute way

No. 1904406

Yeah what are the chances the feet and elbow guys both phrased their question exactly the same way

No. 1904427

Assuming they were not posted seconds apart, one could have been inspired by the other, like a sort of joking "what about me?" tone. For Heather's sake I hope these are fake because posting free fetish pics on demand is just too embarrassing. She's always been weirdly sexual online yet somehow this feels like a new low. Wasn't she teasing an OnlyFans a few threads ago? I guess getting fat delayed her thottery.

No. 1904428

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So much for growth… the hot goth random encounter didn't even get a whole chapter.

No. 1904430

So long tulpaRyan! We're rapidly closing in on our 20th Ryan. I wonder what we'll get next.

No. 1904456

She made it one day. Pathetic. Also crazy how she isn't have a meltdown from this amazing gorgeous Ryan ghosting her. It's almost like he doesn't exist.

No. 1904475

She was definitely setting the stage for the “disappearance” of fake pretendryan with this post >>1904114 because none of this makes sense. Meet cute in an antique shop, dinner, romantic totally-not-kidnapping drive in the mountains and deep conversation all night, then…he just doesn’t want to see her again??

Unless he actually was real, googled her between now and the other day, then thought no thanks, kek. That would make more sense to me.

No. 1904478

Tulparyan is the perfect name, I wonder if we will see more tulparyans in the future. It seems to me like she was just walking around on her own and imagining a dude and decided to post it like it happened, which is wild

No. 1904486

every Ryan she ever had is documented in her threads, right? My chart loving brain would love to make a bar chart with the times every Ryan lasted, just to see how they disappear faster and faster, kek.

No. 1904494

Lmao I would love to see this, if you have the time and inclination you totally should

No. 1904523

I mean, that kind of thing does happen
but usually it’s a married guy or a sex addict

No. 1904533

What the fuck is seriously wrong with this woman. It sounds like she just asked herself these questions, yet still managed to provide the imagery of some kind of hammer toed-athlete's foot monstrosity.

No. 1904558

I'm 99% sure the elbow question was asked to make fun of the foot question. When Heather calls someone "daddy" in one of these Q&As it's usually a Rumham question.

No. 1904612

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It was

No. 1904623

Who are her haters? Here? Yes a little gossip site is much more dangerous than raw dogging every dude you meet on the first date and driving off into the night with a complete stranger. Which I don't believe, but the fact that it's a fantasy of hers says enough.

No. 1904650

According to her she has no friends tho right? So she's just making these questions herself, using her own made up Instagrams to give herself some validation through herself. Being a woman is unsafe? Being around her or associated with her is unsafe. Her mentality is legitimately unhinged and you can tell she probably talks to herself by making other profiles and writing herself and then posts "it's just a joke from my frriiiernnndssss guuuyysss" with her crazy deadeye stare in the camera and her dentures falling out. I see that for grandma hagthar.

No. 1904924

wonder what her "best friends here" think when she posts this >>1904333 not even a day before. like really, which is it heather? she is always complaining she has no friends but now she has BEST friends
>"unsafe from my obsessive haters"
kek, okay heather, keep distracting from the real issue

No. 1905005

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She posted a few more flattering videos and a photo with the light in her face so I think she read our comments about that unflattering video she posted >>1903855
We are helping you out gurl, this is by far one of the milder threads on this site.

No. 1905016

So you're saying tulpaRyan a guy too young to pick up on these signals, he's gorgeous per Heather… and he's hanging out in an antique store in Central Pennsylvania?
Underrated post.
Well she is right that her periods are very unsafe, they made an entire Ryan disappear

No. 1905096

Oh thats makes me think…what if he was real and maybe she did the dirty with him, he got what he wanted and that's why she didn't hear back from him? Hmmm or yes I agree he's possibly made up.

No. 1905120

I'm the last person who should be eye-bag-shaming; but wtf why are hers yellow? does she have jaundice

No. 1905136

Does anyone else thing the right kind of natural tone ginger hair color might do a lot for her? She is so fucking washed out by this pale beige blonde, something warm would look a lot better imo

No. 1905155

That’s actually a real possibility. I can picture her doing it in the Sheetz parking lot.

No. 1905189

I think the right shade would be very flattering on her like a light natural ginger even leaning into strawberry blonde would do so much for her

No. 1905279

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She tried for 4 hours. Complained a lot. And then canceled an appointment that would potentially help her. Dumb ass.

No. 1905311

I can't believe she'd let that go without agonizing and raging and 4everalone-ing for at least 24 hours in her stories. >>1901799 is so smart that I'm going to use it as a sparkle key now for explaining her behavior.

No. 1905332

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At least nobody can accuse her of looking sane.

No. 1905341

the first choice of contacts won't work for everyone, not even the second or third. Sure, there are some people that can't wear contacts, but there are doctors that will help you find the right stuff. She applied eye make-up while using them, some stuff will get inside your eyes and under the contact lenses, making your eyes irritated, but how would she know. Instead of getting through with it and finding a solution she just gives up and doesn't even try anymore, just like she did with every Ryan so far.

No. 1905358

This is the best she's looked in forever, but same as the other anons are saying. The blonde is terrible on her and she'd look better (and more goffick even) with a darker hair color. All this bleaching makes her hair extra frizzy and limp too which is doing her face absolutely no favors.

Annnd she's right back into wearing those god awful ugly thick grey frames.

No. 1905431

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No. 1905497

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So is she posting these right before the date? Or did it not go well. 30 min ago

No. 1905499

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Samefag but these are 32, 31, and 30 min ago. Rapid post lewds.

No. 1905500

Girl, nooooooo stop reminding us.

No. 1905506

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Everyone is telling her that she always talks about needing friends what is she complaining about. She said she doesn’t want friends she wants a boyfriend.

No. 1905507

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Also 30 min ago. She isn't gushing about her date and is posting her old photoshoot and this. It didn't happen or it didn't go well.

No. 1905524

Haha sucks for you Heather.

No. 1905527

If he is real, still not convinced, maybe he’s gay. This whole thing sounds fake though

No. 1905533

Can we see her response? Think we need it for when she goes back to "I just want to meet PEOPLE" rants like a couple days ago.

No. 1905536

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No. 1905537

So if a man isn't instantly wanting to fall in love with her she isnt interested. Eek.

No. 1905538

She hasn’t replied to anyone else. They are all making sense so of course she won’t say anything.

No. 1905539

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This one too.

No. 1905543

Oh my godddd! If he isn't devoting his life to her after a day she doesn't want anything to do with him. They spent one day together. He said "lets get to know each other" and she said she wasn't wasting her time.

No. 1905553

Has she ever had an adult-sized bed?

No. 1905556

THIS is why she's going to be forever alone, oh my god
people should be throwing this at her EVERY time she complains about not having friends

Heather, did you know you can LOVE friends? that friends can BECOME more?

No. 1905560

Which is it, Heather? Pick a damn struggle. 2 days from now she'll be sad she has no friends. She's so obvious it pisses me off.
People can go their whole ass lives pretending like they aren't the problem

No. 1905563

She wants a man that will move in with her after the first date. Only fellow bpd men would do that. She'll only accept people as toxic as her and I'm almost glad she hasn't met one yet cuz it won't be pretty.

No. 1905598

Exactly this. She doesn't want a healthy start to a relationship where you get to know each other and if you are actually compatible first. She wants to be all in immediately with plans of their future children, hair lockets, and all. The guy probably does (or did) like her if he approached her first, spent all day with her, and gave her a second date. Maybe he's already picking up on the crazy and is trying to put a little safe distance in between before he's sure.

No. 1905636

you can love people without having sex with them or marry them, but no, she doesn't know that. Can she just grow up? It's hard enough to find good friends at her age and if there is a guy that wants to be friends, she should give it a go, but I guess she will die alone, and the last thing she will say before she dies is that she is too weird and spooky to be loved.

No. 1905688

she deserves to be alone and bitter for the rest of her life

No. 1905708

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How about stop making it your entire personality and refuse to accept others hobbies and interests?

No. 1905738

maybe try looking for friends and not romantic relationships? Oh, no, she doesn't want to, because she needs love and not friendship, as friendship can't be love, because no sex. Can she hurry up, I want my Halloween milk, where is ZombieRyan, dumping her on Halloween because she isn't spooky enough.

No. 1905743

I'm with you nonna I really need that Halloween milk. I wonder if she's gonna get desperate and try to get AxeRyan back kek.

No. 1905749

I know she thinks she's being a sexy interesting goth girl but she comes off as a super death obsessed schizo. It's like all she wants to do is talk about and hangout around death and dead people. She won't even let them talk about their own hobbies and interests unless it's also about dead people or collecting deceased people's shit. I imagine it's very off-putting combined with her crazy eyes and immediate clinginess.

No. 1905765

It also sounds like she's somewhat doing it intentionally. She got ready at home, met up with this person, and pulls a bottle out of her purse to talk about haunted dirt in what, a restaurant? It's not show and tell, what an odd time to choose to do that.

No. 1905766

It’s like she’s constantly trying to prove to people (herself) that she’s goth or into spooky shit. It’s cringe.

No. 1905786

She isn't even really interested in the paranormal. She just likes graveyards and hoards shit. She can't keep a boyfriend because she is an empty husk. Completely uninteresting and self obsessed.

No. 1905931


None of this is real kek she is just trying to weasel out of tulparyan by saying he's not into her, hilariously people replying like you should be friends with him! which she has to bat down because he literally doesn't exist.

No. 1905981

Kek she's gone full George Glass.

No. 1906017

Exactly! Totally made up from the get go. Im so glad her recent ex dodged a bullet

No. 1906037

If this "date" was with Tuplaryan then shouldn't he be on board? According to her stories they talked about "creepy places like cemeteries" minutes after meeting. I believed her at first but things really aren't adding up anymore. I wish she would just go full yumejoshi and date that civil war ghost. She'd be happier that way.

No. 1906041

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She went here with tuplaRyan like 3 days ago? Does she go here twice a week or is she trying to remind him of the good times? The song is so goth, you wouldn't understand.

No. 1906085

do people really want to see her face all the time? It's a real question because I don't understand the content she posts. If she would show the view, her surroundings, okay, might be interesting, but her face, all the time, with the same expression in every video/picture, I don't get it, do people care about such content?

No. 1906157

Girl can’t fucking hear herself. How did she expect a Ryan to react to this revelation?

No. 1906318

Obviously she imagined he would think she was sooooo special and unique and quirky and immediately declare his adoration.

No. 1906392

I wonder if she tells people her full name when she first meets them in hopes that they'll Google her and find her Facebook and fall in love with her pictures but instead they just find these threads kek

No. 1906522

Heather desperately wants to be a manic pixie dream girl. She genuinely thinks she’s quirky and interesting in her personality just by having “odd” interests. She thinks she is gonna glide into someone’s life as the ethereal, otherworldly ghost girl and change his normal little life for ever. She doesn’t want to find a man to settle down with, she wants to keep a constant stream of “admirers” who want her even if they don’t understand her. She enjoys that “no one understands her” it makes her that much more quirky and elusive.

In reality she has a very popular interest, something that inspires whole TV shows and cult YouTube followings. It’s not enough she loves cemeteries, she ALO collects antiques AND is into paranormal phenomena, SO quirky, in 2004.

No. 1906541

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This is what dating apps are like for women in general, I'm not sure why she thinks it's worth posting about.

No. 1906548

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followed by confirmation of RyanQuest

No. 1907457

I started from thread 1 a couple of weeks back and powered through every single one until I got to the current Ryan affairs. Surprisingly unsurprised that she's practically the exact same years later. Additionally, I'm also wanting a Halloween cringe cycle and I think that Halloween-chan and I have a chance at having our wish come true. At the very least, she could go out and have unprotected baby-trap sex on Halloween night with a Tinder match. A baby conceived on Halloween night? Heather would go bonkers with delight.

No. 1907558

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POV you're a Heather-approved potential BabyDaddyRyan checking Instagram stories

No. 1907576

isn’t bumble the one where only the woman can message first? so she’s saying she messaged over 100 men?

No. 1907598

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She doesnʼt have enough clocks.

No. 1907600

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No. 1907764

I was going to repost this but at the very end, when she is smiling at the camera, she looks like she’s about 55 years old. She looks and is dressed so grandmotherly it’s such a bad look for her. Also, her eyes. Unhinged.

No. 1907777

What a fucking stupid thing to record but she mind as well get used to pushing a stroller with a baby doll now that she scares any mood and will live a lonely life.

No. 1907847

Heather strikes me as the kinda desperate women who eventually get really into reborn dolls and taking them in public pretending they’re real

No. 1907860

Omg yes. And naming it and giving it a whole ass personality and giggling as she introduces people to it. This is entirely more likely than a Halloween Ryan showing up.

No. 1908021

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Uhhhhh. Don't make this about you. EC is literally dying, not losing dates over her weird doll fixation. 1/3

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No. 1908024

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Just making it about her situation. Nothing to do with EC.

No. 1908026

What happened with eugenia cooney? I cant find anything on google or the ana thread. What the hell is she talking about? Or is it just another freak out like the 2019 shane dawson interview drama bs?

No. 1908029

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Heather comparing people concerned for a visibly ill person to the people trying to "control" her by not liking her content anymore.

No. 1908032

she has never looked more like a camel than she does here

No. 1908034

for the nonnas not wanting to see or hear her talk, I can't sleep, so here you have what she says in every video written down, probably with little errors, but nevertheless, have fun.

>video 1

So since the entire internet is talking about this right now, I wanted to give my opinion about the Eugenia Cooney situation and my opinion is to leave her alone you fucking psychopaths. And the reason I can say that is because I’m a former influencer who was harassed relentlessly and I actually faced a 51/50 because I was trying to get away from my really bad relationship and because I started doing things that I had always wanted to do, things that were good for me and people couldn’t control me, right. And I understand that her situation is a little different than mine. You know mine was about self-expression and hers is health related, but the end of the day it’s none of our fucking business and she is allowed to exist.

>video 2

So the thing about the Eugenia situation is that 95% of the people that are obsessively trying to get her 51/50ed and all this other shit, none of these people actually care about her. These are people that have very little power in their own lives and they have this strange parasocial relationship with this girl and they want to have some control or power over her and it’s exciting to them to think that they can change a story or they can own somebodies life or manipulate them or anything like that and so, like I said, this is not about people caring about this girl, it’s all about control and it’s fucking disgusting and I feel like, you know, there are such better ways to help someone get better and this is something that has be done personally herself and with her family.

>video 3

I don’t know if any of you have ever been 51/50ed, but it’s fucking terrifying. Whenever I was 51/50ed, uhm, literally like I was in a place with the craziest, scariest people. I was locked in a fucking room with piss on the bed and markings (? couldn’t understand that word, sry) over the wall where someone had completely went insane. I had a panic attack, because I was like, I do not fucking belong here, you know, I’m just someone that’s trying to get away from an abusive relationship and, you know, all I wanna do is just be myself, you know. And like still to this day, I still have stalkers harassing me, who believe, you know, me, the antiques, hehe, me getting away from my ex-husband, that it’s all a mental illness, that I don’t genuinely like this stuff, that it’s all a mental illness and if they can just have me locked up, put on pills, whatever, that I’ll quit liking this stuff and I will be “healthy” and “normal” again. You know, people they don’t know my fucking story, they don’t know that I have always loved that stuff, they just think that it’s an illness.

>video 4

But the point I’m trying to make by sharing my experience is that people in the internet are fucking psycho and they are obsessive and they are stalkerish and they are controlling and they wanna control something in their life and so that’s why they attack these influencers and content creators because they just wanna control something. And yes, I agree that she probably has a problem, we don’t know for sure what it is, none of us really know what goes behind the scenes, you know, uhm. I would love to see her, just take better care of herself, I know she’s opened up about this in the past and how she wasn’t caring for herself and like she has admitted these things and of course I would love to see that for her, but I’m not gonna stalk and harass the poor girl, you know, cause it’s none of my fucking business, like it’s her life, she has to want to change or improve or whatever, it’s none of our fucking business, so just grow up.

>video 5

So another thing I wanted to talk about is how people are calling for her to be banned from all of social media, because of her disorder or whatever is going on with her. And that’s kind of fucked up, because, you know, sick people have the right to be a part of society, and to have friends, and to be on social media. It’d be one thing if she was making content where she was like teaching people how to starve themselves or something, but she is literally just a nice girl existing online who just happens to possibly have a disorder. And I just feel like it’s a dangerous slope to go down, you know, woh, where people aren’t allowed to participate in society because of reasons like that. I will agree there is a few questionable things about some of her content, it kind of makes me wonder a little bit, but she is still not technically violating any rules and I feel like isolating her even more probably isn’t good either, so, like I said, I think we need to let her live her fucking life, she is an adult.

No. 1908040

Appreciate you

No. 1908053

her weight dropped really rapidly recently. all i know about that i found from a recent video that explained this kind of extreme and long term anorexia tends to have sudden and fatal complications near age 30. maybe this exact video has been going around the algorithms? because it was in my recs and everyone seems to be talking like she's dying now and leaving comments like it's a eulogy.

anyway yea maybe this is no more than another wave of eugenia concern hysteria as displayed in ol heather here, but at least this one youtuber had an adult take on it and is pretty informative. felt like this had more info or insight on eating disorders in 12 min than i ever could have gleaned from the hours of eugenia tea channel drivel pumped out over the years lol
https://youtu.be/ztEkA0LdLzg?si=a5G7m4mIqNoOAeG_ very sorry for not embedding i've been struggling to find and edit youtube links on mobile that work with the supported format. even after reading the instructions here lmao, more out of stupidity than lack of trying.

No. 1908080


she looks like a mentally unwell 40something, no jokes. this is not a GIRL, this is a haggard woman. she really works the angles in her filtered selfies bc in motion she has a very big face and turkey neck, no jaw definition. i would swear this is a 40something MTF if you showed me the video without telling me info. YIKESS

No. 1908198

>links of herbs and alters, another known cow, once again attention whoring about something no one asked her about
Never change lc

No. 1908203

>mine was about self-expression and hers is health related
The lack of self-awareness is astonishing.

No. 1908206

is anyone also annoyed by her use of the word "girl" for Eugenia, she is nearly 30, that's not a girl. And Heather doesn't seem to see how different the situations are. Eugenia is slowly killing herself while everyone is watching and young girls look up to her and starve themselves because of her, you don't need to teach someone how to starve, but how would Heather know. She should take her own advice and leave the situation alone, but no, it's all about herself, people are after her, want her locked up, because her interests make her crazy, kek.

No. 1908213

>And yes, I agree that she probably has a problem, we don’t know for sure what it is,
Yes it is a mystery what this perpetually anorexic youtuber might have wrong with them, she surely is a dumbass. And how is this even slightly related to her liking antiques I don't know.

No. 1908223

its like she chooses to be completely self absorbed

No. 1908243

It's like she almost recognizes a correlation that they are both mentally ill and trapped in self destructive cycles. But of course she's more willing to defend a woman starving herself to death for attention/money than to accept that getting help is what either of them needs.

No. 1908317

>let the girl die because I was once a bullied "influencer" with stalkers.

Why is she still keeping up the "I was 51/50d for my interests" story? There are whole communities built around those interests and I doubt that is a common experience.

No. 1908451

Thanks for the transcript, nona.
>stalkers harassing me who believe … the antiques … me getting away from my ex-husband, that it’s all a mental illness, that I don’t genuinely like this stuff
>and if they can just have me locked up, put on pills, whatever, that I’ll quit liking this stuff and I will be “healthy” and “normal” again.
This is so fascinating, persecution complex on full display. By the standards of farmers ITT, Heather has NEVER been healthy or normal, seeing as she's been stirring up drama since at least her early 20's. Whether she's wearing pink or black or whatever colour, her personality disorder is on full display. I don't doubt that being hospitalised against her will was traumatic, even moreso if the conditions were as deplorable as she describes, so I can't blame her for having a poor opinion of mental health treatments. But she has to do SOMETHING to help herself, right? She's been complaining for years about being lonely and anxious, having crying breakdowns on the floor or in her bathtub (lol), and watching her attempts at romantic relationships implode one after the other. >>1908243 said it best: she's so close to seeing the self-destructive cycle she's trapped herself in. Anons have said Heather is a comfort cow since she's so predictable, always doing the same, generally harmless things, but I really wonder what it will take the break the cycle. When will she finally try something new?
Didn't she get sectioned because she had a row with Adam and he called the cops on her? It makes me wonder who these rants are for, since she is apparently friendless and no one on the farms would believe that. Maybe she's repeating the same fake story over and over to convince HERSELF that it's true.

No. 1908533

I'm just wondering what she was really doing to get sectioned. Her ex might have been awful but he didn't point the cops at her and say"she went to a cemetery today!! Lock her up!" She must have been suicidal or out of control. No shame there. But she'll always pin it on her hobbies and not admit she was having a, understandable, breakdown then.
Also, was she sectioned more than once? Sorry if I missed it but she said "whenever I was 51/50'd" like multiple times

No. 1908551

Heather always says "whenever" instead of "when" to refer to past events. Weird, but she isn't the only person I've heard with this speech pattern.

No. 1908590

still reeling from her admitting she messaged over a hundred men on a dating app then bragging that she has 100 responses from men to read wtf. embarrassing

No. 1908734

I followed her on Snapchat back when this was all happening. They were both constantly fighting and it was absolutely insane. She’d post snaps of her locked in the bathroom crying and screaming. And then hours later of her and her ex making up. It was very dramatic.

No. 1908833

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Nothing like Hag giving relationship advice about not forcing a connection and letting go kek.

No. 1908867


Oh sure, Heather, it's not even called 5150 in PA. That's not the law name here.

No. 1908904

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Recent comment on her IG - so she’s just straight up autistic now? She laid that out pretty casually

No. 1908920

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she also tells everyone that she lost 60lbs before, what I highly doubt, as she is tiny. So, in her head, she can also be fully autistic now, whatever fits into her world. Picrel is from her stories today, there was another ask with the same intention as the comment on IG.

No. 1908931

She's never mentioned she was autistic wtf is she going on about. She only mentioned she has ADHD. She's just a huge bitch with a personality disorder.

No. 1908962

Picking up Randy Stair vibes from these chats where people tee up questions that she is dying to answer about whatever her self-absorbed obsession of the day/hour/minute is. He had a whole network of ghost people with twitter accounts he would talk to. The latest TulpaRyan is making me wonder if she's going to start creating a cast of recurring characters now?

No. 1908979

File: 1696458754473.png (Spoiler Image,1.57 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_7044.png)

She also posted this and deleted it.

No. 1908987

Noooooooooo! What is going on with that toe?? Does she have a corn so bad it's twisting her toe over or does that toe only grow half a nail?

No. 1908988

This is the face of a maniac.

No. 1909007

File: 1696462584480.mp4 (2.22 MB, 1080x1920, thirst.mp4)

She's on one in her stories the past day.

No. 1909031

File: 1696467073244.jpg (792.28 KB, 991x1769, Screenshot_20231004_205027_Sam…)

"I miss you"
"Who are you?"
shows tits

No. 1909069

File: 1696475701069.jpg (143.34 KB, 1080x1486, spooky.jpg)

No. 1909070

File: 1696475763743.jpg (486.21 KB, 1080x1697, heather.jpg)

No. 1909079

File: 1696477899934.jpg (386.45 KB, 1284x2282, 386441043_354897266959886_4931…)

3 spooky 5 u

No. 1909093

Her frizzies is the true spooky part

No. 1909132

not that these dudes are sparkling conversationalists but she’s giving them absolutely nothing in return, she seems so boring

No. 1909267

What is this hair? I think she's trying some kind of sexy, tousled look but she looks like she just wiggled out of a straight jacket.

No. 1909313

she's obviously stonewalling these conversations on purpose so she can cry about how lonely and oppressed she is for being spooky

or perhaps her pretending to not understand obvious jokes/flirts like in >>1909069 is part of her newfound autism LARP?

No. 1909344

She's weeding out the Ryans who will expect her to contribute anything to the relationship.

No. 1909610

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Spam incoming.

No. 1909611

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No. 1909631

Every aspect of her being just exudes exhausted middle aged Walmart mom energy, but she’s childless and only 33. Crazy.

No. 1909632

Why do you keep saying she’s tiny? This bitch is fat lol.

No. 1909667

I think they mean that 60lb as a chubby short woman seems like a lot. Most people I know who lost over 50lb were very tall or actually obese. Heather has only ever been normal fat. The number feels kinda weird because we never saw her very fat (before) or very skinny (after) even tho she's always posted body pics. Another strange but persistent lie.
This guy doesn't even meet her other preferences (according to whatever app that is) and her issue is the dumb pickup line. Save your energy, Heather.

No. 1909705

It might be because English isn't my native language and the word tiny is just wrong.
What I mean and to put her claimed weight loss in perspective, it's been 70lbs before, now it's over 60lbs. I assume she is around 1,50 m, so I'm at least 20 cm taller than her and I'm fat at the moment, but if I would lose 70lbs, I would be underweight and with 60lbs skinnier than she was at the time she said she lost that weight. So she either has no muscles at all or she is lying, again, to make her weight loss sound more dramatic and like she actually achieved something in her life. Tiny is meant for her height, not for her frame and 60lbs doesn't sound believable for a woman her height that has never been really obese before or visible underweight afterwards.

No. 1909725

How many times can a person say “do you know what I mean” or “You know”. She’s barely articulating anything of real substance in between her likes and literally’s as well.

No. 1909755

Omfg the latest string of clips are so hard to listen to. She's a broken fucking record. Maybe if you quit spending so much time eyefucking yourself through your camera you'd have time to pursue your antiquing dreams you vain, crazy bitch.

No. 1909783

>calling some 44yo moid "babyboy"
kek. Why is she like this?

No. 1909823

No one with self respect replies to someone who opens with nothing but "hi" but luckily for her that's most men

No. 1909833

File: 1696604784299.jpg (103.12 KB, 410x715, 1033746_5502791n.jpg)

Why is she always laying on the floor.

No. 1909878

ntayrt but it's because she's super short, even though she's chubby she is a "tiny" person. Same way you'd say Danny Devito is tiny even though he's fat. Ana-chans give themselves away so easily because they get soooo triggered at anyone other than themselves being described as tiny, lol.

No. 1909971

She's more comfortable on her back like the whore she is.(unsaged vendetta-chan)

No. 1909977

She's feeling herself with her collarbones starting to show. Good for her.

No. 1909991

does she ever actually use that Ouija board or does she just like to flaunt it around?

No. 1910008

I'm having your collar bones show doesn't mean jack squat. That's why she's laying down to make them more prominent. Nothing on her is natural everything is filtered or made to look better. She seriously has influencer issues and desperately wants to be an influencer but will never be due to her crazy lies and psychotic behavior.

No. 1910076


>> all I want is to engage with other people through the hobbies…

she forgot to add romantically, kek. the last thing she wants is to connect with somebody platonically.

I know it's old hat and ignored, but see a dang therapist, heather

No. 1910579

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No. 1910584

Why is her face so puffy? She looks like a puffer fish

No. 1910667

It's because of all the crying in the bathtub anon

No. 1910959

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What community is she part of again?

No. 1910990

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No. 1911000

>has the same shopping addiction for ""spooky bullshit"" as me so that i don't have to change
so close to being self-aware yet fundamentally missing the entire point of a relationship, as usual. heather is never going to figure it out, is she.

No. 1911058

File: 1696833855021.jpg (300.52 KB, 1080x1919, mimimi.jpg)

She isn't part of any community and that's why all that possible self-awareness is gone again and she is back to "I will need to leave all my hobbies behind".

No. 1911113

I just don’t buy this. What year does she think this is, 1970? The Satanic Panic ended so long ago, and I don’t know any millennials that are so superstitious that they would block a girl on a dating site over an item that’s been made popular in countless movies and…was invented as a children’s game. She wants to sound so bizarre and unique that she thinks other people think this stuff is esoteric. It’s not. She’s not some O9A member or a serious collector of haunted items like the Warrens, she buys stuff from antique malls. There is nothing exclusive about her hobbies and interests. The bar for entry is on the ground and in fact, everything she’s interested in is often the very first thing young people interested in the Occult get into. She’s not progressed in her “interests” even remotely. No one is blocking her over an Ouija board.

No. 1911121

Wrong again, Heather! He blocked you because you started on the “I want a baby” bs, or you went full bpd on him, or you blasted your insecurities into every message, or…any of the other things you subject these guys to and refuse to get therapy for. The ouija board is just a convenient scapegoat.

I’m fully on board with her giving up her boring mall goth hobbies as an experiment and seeing where that gets her. My prediction - nothing will change. The ouija board and the gross antique junk is just a cope. Without it, she’ll have no convenient excuse as to why everyone supposedly hates her, and she’ll have to face up to just being a crappy person with no personality. And that would be more fun to watch than the ever-turning carousel of ryans.

No. 1911122


Heather he saw your basic ass bullshit from a mile away. Any retard can walk into a store and buy a board game. It’s not special in any way shape or form, not to mention a HIGHLY oversaturated consumer image. Certainly not worthy of all these feature photo shoots.

No. 1911129

What is this Nicole hurry up bitch i cant breathe pose kek

No. 1911131

Sucking in for dear life as she is dressed like a middle aged elementary school teacher on casual Friday.

No. 1911144

What are we thinking the timeline was on this? One evening of talking? Two?

No. 1911282

File: 1696887615895.jpg (224.38 KB, 1080x1919, c3RwPWRzdC1qcGdfZTM1X3AxMDgweD…)

Seriously wondering what her definition of spooky is.

No. 1911285

Oh wait, is it…isit because there are cobwebs on her sweater? The fuck?

No. 1911286

I dunno, it could be her spooky ass facial expression and crazy eyes….

No. 1911301

This behaviour strongly reminds me of an autistic girl I attempted to be friends with in college. Absolutely draining emotional leech. Nothing was ever good enough. Not a chance Heather has nothing like that wrong with her.

No. 1911303

I know it's been said time and time again, but I cannot comprehend how she can look in a mirror see her basic blonde hair, grandma glasses. This cheap pyjama looking halloween top, those dumpy mom jeans. and think. Yes special spooky goff babe. Absolute insanity. At least the killstar shit was somewhat closer to the mark. Her delusion in all aspects of her life is astounding

No. 1911305

> struggling to get a date
lol how many guys has she dropped the "L" word on this year? 3? I think it's been 3 since the summer?
Those ouija boards are made by Parker Brothers lol
> this look
> this pose
> this delusion
> imagining hearing her whiney voice on top of it
It's a whole package of I CAN'T EVEN.

No. 1911375

bitch is fucking october kek this isn't special or even unique

No. 1911414

It's black, that's it I think

No. 1911732

File: 1696959316911.jpg (51.15 KB, 1080x1920, 35310001.jpg)

Bullshit. Even when she's dating someone she's still on the apps and posting 26,000 stories a day.

No. 1911794

When will she accept that she's screen addicted and no Ryan can save her?

No. 1911817

Y'all absolutely make this insufferable hag worth coming back to. Thank you for so many keks Nonitas raises cup of tea

No. 1911827

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She has absolutely no idea how to interact with people. This seems like a “get to know you” kind of conversation. I am legit confused on why she straight up told him bye.

No. 1911830

like a nonna wrote above, she is so boring in those conversations. If I would use a dating app and everything I would get in return would be one word or a very short sentence with a smiley, I would drop the conversation very soon. She can't even answer his question why she is into the paranormal bullshit as she is seeing it as an attack on her hobbies. And him suggesting a movie is a deal breaker for her because she would have to dive into the interests of another person than herself. She could date a clone of herself and that wouldn't be okay for her either, I honestly believe that she isn't searching for a relationship, she is searching for attention and drama and being the poor victim that will be alone until the end of days.

No. 1911842

She has a religious conviction about that damn ouija board and 'spirits'. It's like being religious towards a Monopoly board. That's the problem, she's not just "interested", she grew up evangelical Christian and she's transferred that conviction to the paranormal crap. She takes it beyond a fun hobby to mental illness thinking she's haunted and has a GhostRyan.

No. 1911844

Samefag, I agree with you about the attention and drama and I would probably chalk that up to evangelism too, they can't live without it. And of course just her own need for attention beyond her warped family upbringing.

No. 1911898

What did he even say wrong? He said "im down to watch some horror movies but im not too into physical cursed objects" she's like "naw. If you don't accept my target goth lifestyle I'm not interested. Im so goth I wear $18 cobweb sweaters and if you can't handle that I'm not interested"

No. 1911928

he was still trying to engage with her interests here, even though they don’t 100% align.
i’ve never seen someone so dull, closed off to new experiences, and uncompromising. does she not know how to flirt? she’s so charmless

No. 1911962

I absolutely agree and to add to this she could be studying esoteric theories and authors or even researching antiques but she stays at such a base level.

No. 1912015

It's like she's just frothing at the mouth waiting for someone to take the bait so she can snap back with the same response as always and immediately share it in her stories. Then delete.

No. 1912232


i'm starting to think this is less about her being mental and more about her being a complete selfish brat. this is clearly someone who was praised a lot growing up and never endured true pain. she's just a bitch, an actual rude cunt. the kind of woman who will give her man a bedtime and make him sit next to her on the couch and watch her shows–no existing outside of her rigid parameters! bitch if the world worked this way the human race would die out, you don't need to share hobbies, you old ugly bitch. find someone decent who works hard who is loyal and who shares similar VALUES and morals who you can trust to raise a family with. OMG YOU DONT LIKE MY GAME BOARD OR UGLY KNICKNACKS? I'M GOING TO DIE ALONEEEEEEE

No. 1912238

That too. I'm recalling the long ago video of her and Adam buying Ikea shelves, I know the moid sucked but she was a complete brat through the entire ordeal. Back then I thought it might be an overexpression of her childlike toy enthusiast persona, but looks like that's her default behavior towards men she's with.

No. 1912496

Heather is a massive pickme. They all have this childlike attitude when they're around men. They think they're cute but it comes off as weird and repulsive.

No. 1912589

File: 1697136346336.jpg (508.85 KB, 1152x2048, 387015661_17969426207629033_62…)

Shallow as always. Doll looks weird/spooky, so it's automatically haunted. I suppose that standard is about as rigorous as the paranormal community gets.

No. 1912695

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No. 1912767

wtaf did she just sit around all day swiping on apps and eating vegan junk food?

No. 1912792

Yeah I saw that and thought the same, it's almost farcical how she steamrolls these guys without giving them the slightest chance. The guy asked a friendly question "what got you into the paranormal?" and instead of answering she got defensive.
He is obviously joking with the next part, what's funny is she doesn't even watch movies so the idea of watching a movie is absurd to her. Like it's a fuckboy since he jumped straight to "when you visit my place" but she is also a terrible conversationalist. She is trying to act like the paranormal is keeping her from guys when she has already dated, and is followed by, a slew of guys into paranormal including her last boyfriend who was literally a "paranormal investigator"

like guys will actually tolerate a lot if they are into a girl. They don't really care for real and most of these screenshots it's obvious the guys are joking. Most people don't expect a 1:1 with their partner's hobbies and interests.
Nobody is clutching their pearls in fear either. idk she should just admit she hates men and stop dating altogether, if there's a problem with the thousands of men she has messaged/have messaged her, and dozens she's dated, at the end of it she should accept she just that isn't keen on men, and no man is interesting or good enough for her.

No. 1913048

File: 1697208448325.jpg (349.81 KB, 1080x1920, lesbiangymteachercampingvibes.…)

To be fair that's not entirely true, she did find a new goth store to shop at.

No. 1913051

Wish I would have grabbed it before she deleted it. She posted about how everyone is mad at her for making this post and how she did some paranormal thing on her NORMAL day off, not her vacation. It was obviously insane so she deleted it.

No. 1913055

File: 1697209389518.jpg (369.29 KB, 803x1428, spookyfashion.jpg)

oh nonna, how could you forget to post all the other pictures of the spooky clothes she saw and bought. I think wikipedia is wrong about what goth fashion is and she should be posted on there as an example for real spooky gothic clothes.
Nothing wrong with what she looked at or bought, but to claim she is so alternative and goth and spooky is so funny and shows how far her perception of herself differs from what other people see.

No. 1913065

I wonder what she thinks of actual goths if she thinks this is the gothiest spooky fashion ever?

No. 1913078

File: 1697215336033.jpg (55.07 KB, 540x573, 1360103656milliecollage.jpg)

Shelley Duvall in "3 Women." She imagines she's one way (glamorous, interesting and beloved by men and women alike) when the camera clearly shows that she's the opposite (boring, basic and that everyone is annoyed and barely tolerates her.) It's funny at first but then you just feel bad for her. Heather in the Target break room treating the ladies to stories of ghost hunting at Gettysburg (aka the spookiest place in the world) and Ryans must be like this.

No. 1913105

I think my mom shops here.

No. 1913378

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No. 1913530

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Is it mean that I find it funny she has a couch in her car that she bought 3 days ago? She has no one to help her get it out.

No. 1913531

I thought this was a thrift store. Flannels of any size are available a-plenty for next to nothing at thrift stores. I can’t imagine how much money she spends to look nothing like a goth girl and like the most basic of bitches.

No. 1913546

shes such a basic white woman its painful she thinks otherwise

No. 1913611

It would be sad if we didn't know she has absolutely not a single soul on this entire planet to blame for this situation except herself.

No. 1913690

File: 1697333265065.jpg (827.21 KB, 1079x1606, DateMe4theAvacadoToast.jpg)

Is she using her Dunky breakfast as a way to ask ask for a boyfriend? My god.

No. 1913702

Samefag. I realize now she probably meant she thought she'd get more food, not one slice. I just always assume it comes back to a man. Carry on.

No. 1913720

Poor Heatherbrained nonnie. This is not a very aesthetic piece of avocado toast though. Everything Heather does and consumes is so bland but she really thinks she did something, kek.

No. 1913768

She paid for that at a resturaunt. Even sadder.

No. 1913866


Restaurant? It’s Dunkin’ Donuts - literal fast food for our vegan health queen

No. 1913899

File: 1697381203970.jpeg (1.68 MB, 1092x1970, IMG_0344.jpeg)

Heather for fucks sake CHANGE YOUR PANTS

No. 1913921

She's been visiting home so she probably bought the couch there and still has it in her car since she has to drive it back to her current place.

No. 1913941

File: 1697385722352.jpg (171.69 KB, 950x578, couch.jpg)

full story on that couch:

>What’s your biggest antiquing regret?

Mine is that I’ve wanted this piece for over 2 years and missed a few chances to buy it.

I based my home decor off inspiration from it and I thought of it often. I think we all get attached to certain pieces and see them as ours before they even come home. I was visiting home today and I couldn’t believe it when I saw it was still at this shop, buried under layers of quilts!! I knew it was meant to be, so I made an offer to a very kind shop keeper who I made a deal with in the past was excited to see I came back for it!

I couldn’t believe that it fit in my car! I don’t care how crazy it sounds, I’m so happy she’s mine!
Ever since I was a teenager I pictured a Victorian parlor chair in my own place. I guess I’ve finally made it in life, because here we are.

No. 1913969

samefag, just listend to her latest stories and she damaged that couch and can't get it into her flat (sry, too lazy to upload her whole blabla)

No. 1914025

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No. 1914027

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No. 1914031

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No. 1914033

kek no surprise she’s unzipped the hoodie to let her tits out

No. 1914038

someone pls do an edit with her scary freeze frame smile
also, heather, you work in retail, not at corporate target

No. 1914126

Every time. A cold zipper isn't pleasant against bare skin so I bet she takes her under shirt OFF to record these.

No. 1914213

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Girl, everyone knows.

No. 1914214

Samefag she has 129 views and 4 comments. She's in her own world.

No. 1914216

Everything she describes she did to others as well, so frustrating she's playing the victim card and has been for what? 5 plus years? All those comments legit look like they were made from an account she made just to make herself feel less lonely

No. 1914234

File: 1697427947585.jpg (98.29 KB, 684x1211, manhungry.jpg)

Not surprising. I think the whole reason this video exists is she thought she looked cute making this face. With how she's staring at her image when it starts she probably practiced it for awhile before pressing record.

No. 1914248

File: 1697429488391.gif (2.82 MB, 600x1067, what the future holds.gif)

> Drinking from a straw while staring us down
“Good morning! So! I’m in a little bit of a dilemma at the moment. So I was just out in my car and I got my Victorian parlour chair out and I’m sad to say that the drive, because of how it was laying did some damage to the piece. There are these little, like almost like veneer pieces in the middle that are real delicate, and they all cracked. [Loud sigh] and then I’m noticing things that I didn’t really notice at the shop and I’m like “oh no! Did that happen in my care?” and I just feel so bad about it. Realistically it should have just been sitting up in a truck but [change of pitch to a mocking tone as she moves her head side to side] I don’t have a truck and I really wanted it, so…
So, it was a lot difficult, a little scary but I managed to get it out of my car and what I’ve discovered about the piece is that I could probably lift it by myself maybe like a foot or two at a time and then I’d have to put it down without blowing out my back. [Chuckle] Hmm, but I just don’t know if I’m going to be able to get it up my steps. I only have two little steps but I just don’t know, uh, if I’m going to be able to get it into my house and it’s like, do I wait until someone could possibly help me with this? [while sighing] but then I’d have to clean my house for company and like blah, you know? I just travelled, my house is a wreck from travelling and you know? Um, [swallows spit audibly] but I really wanna set it up for my house. It’s like, I’m dying, I’m dying to get it into place and start decorating. [Excited?] Ooh!
So, do I summon the super human strength I have in me when I really, really want something? Or do I leave it wrapped up in my garage and wait until someone could help me and it’ll be like, uh, it would take us like three minutes just to walk into my house, plop it down, done! And I can start decorating. Or do I potentially blow out my back, fuck up the piece [insincere laugh] My plan was to get it into my kitchen, lay down a blanket, drag the blanket all across the floor with the piece on it…Then I got to wash the blanket, the I gotta hope it didn’t scratch my floor but I don’t know, I just really wanna have it home, finally. And I want to start doing some restoration work on the little spots that I fucked up but anyway that’s how my morning is going. [While zooming us in in a sing-songy voice] How’s yours?
And if you’re curious what was in my cup. I made, sort of, one of those pumpkin drinks that I was sharing. It’s honestly just like a pumpkin smoothie . I just mix with coffee and drink it that way, and it was so nice. I know I could have done it a lot better but [childish voice] I really needed some pumpkin, finally this season [switches to regular voice] and now, I’m gonna get ready because I know there’s a big event in Gettysburg all weekend for the [breathy sexy (?) voice] 30th anniversary of the movie Gettysburg [back to regular voice] a movie that I never been able to sit through the whole thing, I’m going to be honest, umm, but I’ve been trying to, I’ve been trying to. I don’t know what it is, I just can’t pay attention that long. Isn’t the movie like 4 hours? So I’m gonna go check that out possibly, get some sunshine. Enjoy my last day of vacation and tomorrow I go back to corporate hell but I definitely got really inspired this vacation and we’ll see what the future holds.” [zooming us in to a fake smile]

No. 1914250

Well, this is actually great progress for her to get over her fear of uploading to Youtube. Also sounds like she's realised it was mostly her ex husband and his buddies and not her actual viewers harassing her.

No. 1914256

>immense self love
girl where

No. 1914276

You must be new. She's realized nothing

No. 1914310

kek, nonna, that's the scariest thing I've seen this month and I'm doing a 31 horror movies month.

No. 1914397

>purchases coveted antique only to badly damage it out of pure carelessness
>can't be bothered to sit through a movie about something she supposedly loves
>can easily sit through actual hours of swiping on dating apps though
She's constantly telling on herself. The whole "I can lift if for two feet but not up two single steps into the house" thing is such obvious Ryan bait too.

No. 1914421

How does traveling wreck your house, you aren't even home

No. 1914469

File: 1697467756053.jpg (321.27 KB, 1080x1920, 442368110.jpg)

>intense self-reflection
Does she think she's somewhere else? She makes it sound like she's some poor sheltered abuse survivor when she's just a boring sheltered retard who likes to shop.

No. 1914485

File: 1697469049359.jpg (428.15 KB, 1079x1291, Who.jpg)

Whenever she mentions platonic friends it gives me whiplash. If she doesn't want to date them they don't exist on her social media. For example: a female friend went to the hoover house with her. I honestly thought she went alone.

No. 1914590

Wow, and of course absolutely no mention of this woman otherwise. I don't understand what her reasons for that could be. Does she want people to think that she discovers and visits these places on her own? Is it so shameful for the Gothic Queen of Darkness to have a friend?

No. 1914662

There was also a male "friend" involved, as it seems, not that men can be friends in her world.

The only person that matters to her and will be showed in pictures, is a new Ryan, everyone else just doesn't exist and it would destroy her "everyone hates me, I'm so lonely" image. It's not like she hasn't met that woman before >>1866812

No. 1914807

Oh! I had missed the part of it being from dunken donuts. Lol i didnt even know they sold food there.

Wow so she probably hella over paid for something she could have made better at home.

No. 1914864

P sure she just admitted having retard strength here.

No. 1914879

She can't post other women because what if potential ryans like them instead!? She's a massive pick-me and likely sees other women as competition when moids are around.

No. 1914984

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No. 1914985

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No. 1914986

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No. 1915191

Her voice is so irritating. I used to think it was just an accent but it almost sounds like she has a speech impediment.

No. 1915197

>lots of uh, payment plans and things
She really went into debt over killstar tat. I wonder what she means by "didn't get to wear most of it." Weight gain? Changing larp? Nowhere to dress up?

No. 1915209

>new friend
Is she about to sink her claws into a new Ryan?

No. 1915228

File: 1697568153819.jpg (75.36 KB, 440x679, 36171221032.jpg)

I really wish she would reconsider the blonde. Her hair looked nice this color.

No. 1915231

This hair color doesn't suit her either. She legit looks like she's wearing a wig and attempting to look like a kid when she's an adult.

No. 1915233

This looked bad and I think the brown is too warm for her. Not wking but her current hair color is fine.

No. 1915238

File: 1697569068229.jpg (Spoiler Image,145.41 KB, 612x618, gollumsparkles.jpg)

What about this hair color?

No. 1915268

File: 1697571986883.jpg (164.21 KB, 1037x771, newfriend.jpg)

maybe it's him? The other woman is moving back to New England very soon, as far as I've read it, so maybe he is still around and it's her "new friend"?

No. 1915294

I don’t really like the color, but bangs work so much better on her face shape than the hair curtains. Much less camel-y!

No. 1915298

He's young, semi-cute, and makes YouTube documentaries about haunted places. She's definitely going to try it.
Not posting a picture because he isn't officially a Ryan yet, but they're easy to find on his insta.

No. 1915317

He's definitely her type and I'd be shocked if she doesn't try, maybe Halloween drama nonna has hope yet.

No. 1915342

We were mutuals on insta years ago, randomly. He's a very nice, friendly guy but I do not think he'd be more than nice to her

No. 1915420

File: 1697596415800.jpg (298.83 KB, 1152x2048, better.jpg)

Honestly, an improvement.

No. 1915421

File: 1697596488606.mp4 (1.59 MB, 720x1280, if this doesnt scare them off.…)

She's not helping herself. No offense, britt

No. 1915424

Honestly the blonde is fine, she just smears on brown eyeshadow into her already sunken eyes that are accentuated by her paper white skin. She might just be ugly y’all

No. 1915466


The blonde is ok.
I feel like almost any hair color Heather has doesn’t look good on her. It almost bothers me to think not a single color could improve her because it’s like we want to help.
Maybe she is just ugly.

No. 1915526

These look way better!!!!

No. 1915650

Well to be honest Brittney also comes across as very mentally unstable

No. 1915661

The majority of people have the general take on this of "oh no, what's wrong with Britney" and of course Heather is like ooh empowering

No. 1915694

If anyone has looked into this a bit, all those dancing videos are recorded on a phone on a tripod, and if you notice it's very high up - her much taller husband has been seen in reflections/shadows in these videos. He is controlling the phone/camera, telling her to dance, and uploading it. All her posts go through her manager/him iirc, she doesn't have access to her account. She also "escaped" from conservatorship only to enter, effectively, another one with her husband. She even had a weird "wedding" which she invited her ex husband to, but when he arrived, nobody was there, it was just an empty venue with guards and they arrested him for gatecrashing even though he was invited.
So yes, the definition of empowering, Heather truly has all the best takes, hot on the heels of acting like it's a total mystery what's wrong with Eugenia.

No. 1915724

File: 1697672446930.mp4 (18.34 MB, 720x1280, uh.mp4)

She's gunna wait for someone who's serious about her to approach her? How's that gunna happen? She wants a husband to land in her lap.

No. 1915725

File: 1697672479639.mp4 (3.43 MB, 720x1280, quirky.mp4)

so embarassed then don't post it

No. 1915729

Big news, nonnas!!! She is away from the dating market, kek. Look at her at second 7, how she nearly starts laughing about herself. Honestly, if she means it, good for her, then she made a huge process in the last few days, but I don't see it and won't believe it until she has gone months without uploading a video about her crying because she is so lonely. For me, it feels like she met a guy and tries to catch him by acting all grown up and self-reflective.

No. 1915733

The only reason she finds brittney empowering is because they both have fridge bodies.

No. 1915738

Correct me if im wrong but these are the same color in different lighting?? But also, i think the biggest problem is her hair cut and her banana chin +long hair. The long hair elongates her already long pointed chin. I think if she went with a shoulder length cut with light face framing bangs, she could pull off any color. Shes not pretty or anything but likewise you cant say she is straight up ugly.

No. 1915755

I was thinking the exact same thing but didn't want to tinfoil. She seems to post stuff like this when theres a possible relationship and is showing him that she's done looking around. But again, it was just a thought

No. 1915757

File: 1697675602402.png (1.69 MB, 1134x2015, better hair (20231018053225).p…)

Samefag. And maybe its just me but she would look much better with something like picrel (pardon the shit editing i dont have photoshop and i did this on my phone with a free paint app.)(fanart)

No. 1915769

Maybe it's a strategy to become undateable by uploading burp and fart videos to fetish sites?

No. 1915860

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No. 1915902

>a kind friend
The same guy mentioned here? >>1915209 The couchRyan tinfoil is gaining traction.

No. 1915971

He lives in New Jersey, I don't think it's him. She would have taken some kind of sneaky picture of his shoe or something too.

No. 1916057

off topic but can someone post her shop link if she actually starts listing stuff? I'd love to snag some shitty mall goth clothes for cheap, would be cool for cosplays(derailing)

No. 1916114

Wouldnt that count as interacting with the cow, if you were to purchase?

No. 1916133


I actually don't know, but apologies if so. I wasn't going to message or anything, and it's not in order to cowtip- just wanna buy some things from an Etsy shop or depop or something.

I've seen others say similar about her toy collection, apologies if it was out of line(chronic newfaggotry)

No. 1916180

I wasn't trying to be aggressive anon, sorry. I am genuinely curious about the lines of cowtipping and interaction.
At any rate- Id like to know how much she is selling them for

No. 1916182

Aww you're sweet. I don't think it's cowtipping if you dont message and just buy. Get'em

No. 1916199

File: 1697771184198.jpg (410.48 KB, 1152x2048, 393771806_17970575705629033_88…)

Holy shit she actually drank alcohol. In the next story she reveals that this cider is called "Paranormal" so I guess that makes it ok.

No. 1916201

File: 1697771477733.jpg (405.61 KB, 1152x2048, 393718505_17970587624629033_75…)

Double posting to add that this was at an Edgar Allan Poe event, which is hilarious considering she claims she doesn't read. I doubt there's a single work of his that she knows beyond the title alone.

No. 1916212

She's been mentioning "friends" and going out so much more lately. It's good to see. But she'll still claim she's so lonely.

No. 1916216


grimy. i feel like her house stinks.

No. 1916238

Agreed. Not a single spooky themed candle, wax melt, or oil defuser ever mentioned all these years. Not even a spooky perfume. Her house probably smells like a wet basement and she smells like hand soap and cold soup.

No. 1916283

why would anyone use all that toxic stuff where they live? Besides that, she recently posted a candle in her stories, didn't save it, because didn't care, but it was some smelling stuff.

No. 1916307

I feel like she's gotten chunkier since she started her vegan kick.

No. 1916340

sad, many such cases
but for real all the food she posts looks like sweets or carb piles
Heather eat an actual vegetable challenge

No. 1916399

>implying scented wax is toxic
/Or/ being the keyword you’re missing. I didn’t say all at once. But good to know she actually does try to mask the second handed shit smell instead of cleaning it like a normie. Anyone think she actually wipes down/steam cleans the shit she gets? Nah.

No. 1916420

I guess, but I’m wondering where all these “friends” suddenly came from, since she’s always “lonely” and “has no-one”.

Unless they’re just ghosts that she summoned with her dime store ouija board to help get the couch into the apartment…

No. 1916442

Maybe it was the Ryan from the date she invented!

No. 1916479

Is she really tiny? Or is this an enormous Poe?

No. 1916494

Just other people in the community. They've known of each other for years. She acts like the whole community hates her but that's clearly not true. She's just finally admitting to having friends for some reason.

No. 1916499

File: 1697837049412.jpg (883.64 KB, 1079x1770, RecentDivorcee.jpg)

The desperation is real

No. 1916541

File: 1697842195117.jpg (983.2 KB, 1000x1754, Screenshot_20231020_184953_Sam…)

Please for the love of God, live stream

No. 1916544

I think she has said before that she is like 5'4" or so. Maybe slightly less idk.

No. 1916614

I always thought she was below 1,60m, more like 5'1". If that guy is tall, and I assume he is, he looks as tall as my sibling, I would say she is around 1,55m, maybe less.

No. 1916690

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How about that he's in Cincinnati? Heather complaining about someone that wouldn't work anyway

No. 1916774

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No. 1916786

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No. 1917095

She's 5' or 5'1", quite short.
So much for being "off the market" and "waiting for someone who's serious to approach her". That lasted for about an evening.

No. 1917455

File: 1697940809950.jpg (329.99 KB, 1152x2048, delusion.jpg)

Imagine posting about your imaginary wedding when you don't even have a date. She's in her 30s a reminder.

No. 1917528

Maybe stop jumping into bed with any man desperate enough to say "I love you" on the first date and learn how to "take it slow" and get to know the guy before dropping all your plans for marriage/babies/hair lockets/etc. on him? Her whole "you have to be ALL in after the first date or else" is a much larger and vivid red flag than this guy's boring bio. She's never going to improve at this rate, she genuinely refuses to recognize that she is the common denominator in these past nearly two dozen failed Ryan relationships.

No. 1917640

I don’t understand this. She wants invasive weeds from an old battlefield as her bouquet for her wedding? She wants to be reminded of all the blood and fighting and death as she starts her life with someone? That’s not gothic or spooky, it’s fucking creepy and gross.

No. 1917654

Hmmm HMMMMM a good friend eh?? Is this someone who has made an appearance before? Not looking to be spoonfed details just a simple answer so I don't start tinfoiling kek.

No. 1917783

File: 1697997767218.jpg (212.13 KB, 1080x1920, ZombieRyan.jpg)

picrel from her stories today, why would you post a picture of a person in your stories that you are not, well, close to? She has never done that before, so, I guess he might be my hope for Halloween, kek. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but she never shares people on her stories expect for some potential Ryans.

As far as I can see it, she deleted this one, everything else from her stories around that picture is still up, but that one is gone.

No. 1917844

File: 1698008228125.jpg (565.59 KB, 1152x2048, mustBtrolling.jpg)

She must be trolling

No. 1917902

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kek, was about to post that. And so much for being done with the dating market. She will never change and if she will ever have a baby it will be an "accident" outside of a relationship.

No. 1917916

Why would she even entertain this convo with this man from another country??

No. 1917932

Because she's desperate and likes the attention.

No. 1917951

She could’ve just blocked this idiot after the first message. She’s proving she’s not actually trying to find a boyfriend, just trolling dating sites for attention.

No. 1917959

Heather 90 day fiance saga when???

No. 1918081

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No. 1918090

File: 1698053884460.jpg (80.11 KB, 640x799, 346830792_1272088383686132_422…)

YOOOOO is this the spooky grill with huge TITS!?(spam)

No. 1918120

This isn’t the first time she’s referred to dating apps as “soul crushing”. She is so oblivious to the entire world around her. All to waste day after day mindlessly flipping through them anyways, in search of someone to give her asspats on her boring grave pictures and pretend to be interested in her antique store bedroom.

No. 1918122

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Heather repeating she needs Ryan's I mean friends.

No. 1918124

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Still she will ignore if you're a female. It's because she's mentioned numerous times she doesn't check her DMs and her comment section is limited who can even speak with her. So how do you expect to make friends hag? Message you on your many dating apps?

No. 1918126

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More people wasting their time thinking anything will happen being friends with Hag. How do they not see the red flag from this crazy bitch.

No. 1918138

>interested in real stories
looking for ghosts and paranormal stuff…

I have the feeling she reads here sometimes, so my advice, dear Heather, maybe expand your horizon and add some new things to your list of interests. There are movies about real stories, songs they sung in the times you are interested in. You can't expect a friend to be a 100% clone of yourself, they bring in new ideas, new hobbies, new views. Just be open for something new in your life, if not, you will stay alone forever. And women can be amazing friends and they won't stand in your way of finding a Ryan some time in the future.

No. 1918149

Her tits aren't huge, it's all about the angles. Everything about her is fake.

No. 1918166

Another navel-gazing NLOG treatise from Heather. She can't relate to anyone because she thinks she's the main character and everyone else is a hollow NPC.

No. 1918167

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>I got this vintage Ethan Allen table when I was homeless
Nonnies, is this the most absurd sentence ever written?

No. 1918174

I guess that to Heather, homeless = when she lived with her parents?

No. 1918179

File: 1698075437514.jpg (415.15 KB, 1080x1920, 559320055.jpg)

Why does she keep going to the same exact place taking the same picture every time?

Wasn't she claiming she was homeless after she and Adam divorced?

No. 1918203

People have an awareness now when they see someone struggling with mental health issues. It's not a bad thing. The bad thing is Heather exploiting their concern strictly to find more moids and to satiate her man-hunger.

No. 1918211

Someone not having the ability to discuss music AT ALL is a pretty big red flag. Music is so universal it's genuinely unsettling when people don't enjoy it. She doesn't like spooky classical music at the very least? Did her parents not have music they liked that makes her nostalgic? What about Taylor Swift? People all over the world in all period of time loved music, but she just can't discuss it all. Thats way weirder than taking grave photos

No. 1918212

She would never bring she was living at her parents for whatever weird reason. She would refer to them as her roommates. She was never homeless her mom accepted her back home even though she shouldn't have done anything for her ungrateful daughter.

No. 1918220

Yeah she loves Taylor Swift. She only wants people to talk about she wants and it's whatever thing she super interested. >>1918179 I'm assuming she takes the same photos to relive moments that she had with her ex Ryan's. She only wants to relive moments that she had with past Ryan's and whatever thing she may do with future Ryan's.

No. 1918229

She also called herself homeless when Lurch dumped her.

No. 1918235

But she's not interested in real stories. She NEVER demonstrates any functional knowledge of the things she's into. What's the history of the spooky doll? "Um, it's my daughter with my ghost husband." Who was your ghost husband? "He was super cute and now he's dead." It would be super surprising if she even knows what dates the Civil War was fought during.(still hasn't learned how to sage)

No. 1918254

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I'm so tired of the narrative that things are so hard for her because of her unique interests. She's always victimized herself and it's always been over things that are completely normal to other people, that she thinks are so special. Like picrel, nobody bullied her over liking Sailor fucking Moon. Literally who, Heather.

No. 1918260

also, movies, I've never met a person (except for my mother) before that has not at least one favourite movie, even if it's a movie from their childhood. For me she is a very boring person that only is interested in other people if it revolves around her.

I got bullied because I liked Sailor Moon, but that was many years ago, so I guess her trauma also might be from her childhood. Today no one will bully you for liking anime, it's just a normal thing to like. And I agree with you, her interests aren't unique, I have some of the same interests and know a lot of people that have those interests. It's hard to find friends if you treat them like NPCs and get rid of them if they don't act like you want them to act.

No. 1918276

I will LITERALLY never sage. What are you going to do lol? Get fucked(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1918283

Lol no wonder why she says she hates anime. Crazy how she has this close minded mindset to this day.

No. 1918394

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Didn’t you just have some dude take you out twice and want to be friends?! She told him no.

No. 1918434

Based on his insta, he is a huge movie fan. Horror movies especially. so we know why that ended

No. 1918491

Same, I liked sailor moon in primary school but my teacher thought it was pedoish because of their short skirts and liking anime was seen as super lame in school in the early 2000s so I got bullied for it

No. 1918530

Take that @sanguinemacabre! Not saying much about her "good friend's" conversation skills here lol
Imagine spending time with someone and then they write this kind of shit, like you don't even exist to them.

No. 1918931

She needs to volunteer at a senior center. They are desperately lonely, would love to go antiquing and see her collections and they could give her stories of being on actual battlefields or of the eras of the antiques she loves. Also they could probably talk some practical sense into her as well.

No. 1919027

but there aren't any ryans at the senior center

No. 1919103

This is such a lie. She cares more about pictures of people who died a long time ago than actual living humans.

No. 1919196

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No. 1919204

Aren't the old people in nursing homes suffering enough though? She seems like she'd be unbearable, especially for some old silent generation woman/scrote that had double hip surgery 2 months ago

No. 1919224

Jfc woman brush your DAMN HAIR. Same bitching different day. "Why is it so hard to find a boyfriend??" Because you're insufferable, bitch!

No. 1919227

File: 1698259267295.mp4 (17.36 MB, 720x1280, aHR0cHM6Ly9zY29udGVudC1mcmE1LT…)

In one of her videos she admits that she is looking for someone like herself and in this video, she says that it's her dream that two guys would date her.

No. 1919254

Openly stating she wakes up and spends HOURS on dating apps, that they are taking advantage of desperate people like her, that she in the same breath tells women to stay away from ethical non-mono profiles (based) but also she's down? Is she ok? Is heather about to steal a baby, I'm concerned haha

No. 1919257

Samefag. Is it just me or is she starting to get that desperate speech pattern like Joy Sparkles?

No. 1919284

File: 1698267829508.jpg (302.55 KB, 1080x1920, bedgothandbeyond.jpg)

>throws a shower curtain over the same shirt and pants she always wears
>never bothered fixing hair from morning dating app rant
>dressed up cute

No. 1919310

I'm honestly concerned she's having a serious episode. Half joke cuz she's always been nuts. But wtf she is on one the past few weeks.

No. 1919316

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The desperation is so pathetic

No. 1919321

She used that pic 5 days ago too

No. 1919427

>it's her dream that two guys would date her
She can barely keep one as it is. A poly ryan love triangle arc would be absolutely hilarious though. Hope we get one before she finally snaps and offs a ryan. Do you think she'd have prison penpal ryans?

No. 1919574

Well maybe she can learn to shut the fuck up and appreciate what she has and stop blathering on and on about nothing or goddam do something about it. It’s really unfortunate that she chooses to do nothing with herself. She could be volunteering her time literally anywhere at any non profit where help is desperately needed. (There are jobs that can be done by people with zero skills). Girl needs to learn a fucking iota of selflessness.

No. 1919576

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Shit like this pisses me off. You know how to use google. You know how to use Facebook. There are tons of ways to find local events. Literally walk around your town.

No. 1919616

it’s too bad she apparently doesn’t listen to music or watch movies or read because she could just read some romance books instead of spending hours on these apps jfc

No. 1919686

Daring apps work for the rest of the world. At what point should it click that maybe she is the problem. I Just can't with her..

No. 1919709

This is it. This is how Heather will get all of her spooky Ryans. A highly publicized trial playing up the "spooky blonde murderer who collected creepy dolls". She'd have a bigger Ryan fanbase as Heather_Incarcerated. All those weird failmales writing to blonde inmates. Just gotta make sure she makes it to Federal Court for the media exposure. Don't fuck this up for me, Heather.

No. 1919966

File: 1698368288520.mp4 (1.83 MB, 720x1280, girl what.mp4)

Heather's getting back to her "roots"

No. 1919979

She's so unflattering she looks like a gothic Gru from Despicable Me.

No. 1919989

She honestly looks older than my mother. It's like "grandma feeling herself Smell my pit!!!"

No. 1919992

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She spent $45 dollars on something she knew nothing about because it was on a coffin? She'll never address her shopping addiction. 1/2

No. 1919993

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No. 1920033

Topkek omg thanks for the belly laugh, Nonnie!

No. 1920220

Maybe I'm missing something but where on the tag does it say Victorian? All I see is "vintage."

No. 1920231

the lettering style looks like 1850s-1910s “copperplate” handwriting

No. 1920268

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Proof that Heather has never seen an actual baby.

No. 1920280

She looked like many grown women who try quirky and youthful styles. Few women can pull it off but she's not one of them. She's mature.

No. 1920310

Compared to this >>1919966 haggard nightmare, she's not wrong.

No. 1920316

File: 1698436936947.jpg (293.27 KB, 1152x2048, 396520920_17971559495629033_35…)

She's really missing her past. The pink hair story, recreating that fuck ugly bird mask photoshoot, this travesty.

No. 1920317

That's not natural because of how green it is….. And yet again no matter what she's doing she's doing everything she can in these photos to appear young and kid like. It's nausea inducing.

No. 1920377

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The comments on this photos “That part I can read” heather you stuck up bitch - did you google it though? As a collector this is embarrassing that you had to be spoon fed like this.

No. 1920384

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She answered the same question twice in two different ways, one self aware, and one perky and oblivious, without referencing the first one, I'm losing my mind kek

No. 1920385

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No. 1920388

>And yet again no matter what she's doing she's doing everything she can in these photos to appear young and kid like. It's nausea inducing.
It's just the retardation, some of us can't control the silly faces we make, it's not consciously trying to look young. If she was trying to look young we'd know about it because she'd be a ddlg ageplayer with a diaper; "nobody wants a relationship with me because of my young spirit!" like she never does anything subtly kek

No. 1920398

This is the biggest lie I've ever heard out of her mouth. She would never try to do something she doesn't like. I bet in her head she's thinking "a horror movie is playing but we're too wrapped in each other's arms talking about the cemetery flower bouquet I'll carry at our wedding to watch"

No. 1920402

File: 1698445829054.jpg (683.52 KB, 951x1716, Random.jpg)

She clearly won't date this person or she would have responded privately. She's just letting everyone know what she needs from a man

No. 1920409

File: 1698446461076.jpg (836.31 KB, 986x1758, Boys.jpg)

Samefag cuz idk how to post multiple pics. She's answering questions and sound bitter af today. Guess this means she's done dating "boys"

No. 1920415

"Thrashy generations"
Hooks up with more men in 3 months then most of us within a year.

No. 1920472

Kek what growth? She's still going through the same Heather Cycles(tm), these days even faster, too. Can anynonny point out a single way in which she's matured? I guess she lives alone now but that's the only concrete change I can see.

No. 1920488

You mean, more hookups like many of us have in a lifetime? Only because she says that every guy is "the one" doesn't mean those aren't random sexual encounters.

she went out once and had an alcoholic drink? That's the only change I've seen so far besides her having her own flat. And she wants a baby, that might the thing she means with "different things than in her 20s"…

No. 1920531

>putting herself above "99% of this trashy generation" when she lives and willingly spends money on dating apps
>done wasting her time on "dead ends"
she IS the dead end

No. 1920613

doesn't she have a sister? if not, her mother is alive and well, why the hell can't she go out and visit her??

No. 1920643

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No. 1920645

>doesn't do hookups
She's so delusional. I guess it's totally not a hook-up if you bone your tinder match on the first date and then he ghosts you? It is wild though, she's out here banging more losers than "professional" whores like Shayna. kek

>inner strength
Did she send this to herself? She's constantly having huge meltdowns over absolutely nothing.

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No. 1920656

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No. 1920657

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No. 1920716

Such inner growth

No. 1920805

This bitch is so fucking vain its unreal omfg.

No. 1920820

>the fact that i'm here typing this at all is some sort of miracle
>being special hurts, i often wish i wasn't
this is so crap, i don't even know where to begin. in all of her stories lately, she might as well just be outwardly saying "i think i'm better than everyone else. only i have an important story to tell, and no one has been through what i have" when she is the most generic looking white girl, has no defining traits other than bpd and covert narcissim, and has a schizo-tier victim complex.
she's always branding herself as this deep, strong person who's been through a lot when she's a surface level clusterbee white bitch who has no depth at all, and only cares about scoring a boyfriend so she can have something to complain about when it all goes wrong. she acts like people don't like her because she's weird when she's not even weird, she's just abusive and demanding. she says she's so strong and been through so much, but she has absolutely nothing to show for it. she's genuinely delusional. i feel like she's sending herself these questions. she has some issues she needs to resolve instead of throwing herself at the first moid who gives her the "right" kind of attention. what the fuck

No. 1920845

She really thinks she's the main character. It's crazy because besides her obvious bpd, she's incredibly boring?

No. 1920871

She had to have sent this to herself. After inventing her last Ryan I guess anything goes now.

No. 1920875

hnnng, don't you guys just want to cum on her face, slap her big ol' titties and give her the DR cosby?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1920880

She's such a bullshit artist, reminds me of Caroline Calloway like she had this whole spiel about her life and dreams and it's backed up by decent cemetary/spooky photography and 1876880 hours logged on dating apps

No. 1920881

iirc heather's relationship with her mother has been strained since she licked out her and lurch. it's not unlikely that her sister has issues with heather as well.

No. 1920895

It was actually lurch's mother that kicked out heather and him, (I wish we had video documentation of that whole arc) she had already left home amicably iirc and she visits every so often still

No. 1920907

She has to be writing them herself. Omg this is too funny

No. 1920947

She's definitely sending these to herself. She's so obsolete and boring she has to make it look like she's one of a kind. My left pinky toes been through more than her.

No. 1921011

Ok this is her cringiest moment kek

No. 1921088

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She's gunna murder someone. And not cuz she quirky. Cuz shes insane.(calm down)

No. 1921101

Same fag but now she looks like Gru
And Vector had a child together

No. 1921109

>I mean if a cute ghost was attracted to me I wouldn't have to be sad about being single
>I could have a ghost boyfriend
>that's just a joke that I make forced laugh
Yes. Totally just a joke guys. Ha ha.

No. 1921125

She's really disturbing me. Maybe finally she's being the scary paycho she thinks she is

No. 1921179

I watched all of these crazy videos and don’t even understand what she’s on about. She starts out talking about how she wants to develop as a medium (JFC), that she used to be a full-time YouTuber, and finishes by saying she’s just got to get this online shop going. How many times is she going to talk about this shop that she’s never going to open? Just a few weeks ago she said this. Shit or get off the pot Heather. She never even listed the few items of clothing from that announcement, how is she going to start a whole store if she can’t be bothered to list a fucking dress and a sweater kek

No. 1921203

Sounds like more projection. Quit bullying sad women and get s life(whiteknighting)

No. 1921217

Are you lost, nonna?

No. 1921284

I think this nonna thinks this is a fan page and we all hail the Hagther. Didn't read the fine print.

No. 1921340

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Live soon. Stories now. Already crying. We’re in for a pre-ween Hagdown. Weirdly, I remember her shit Halloween last year as if it were yesterday. ‘Ween milk nona, where are you?

No. 1921346

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No. 1921348

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No. 1921358

She looks like elmo or gromet from Sesame street.

No. 1921364

Fucking clueless. She has been given every chance to make friends but all she cares about is finding a Ryan. How many invites has she shit on because they were from potential female friends and not someone to obsess over her? “DM me” as she also frequently states she doesn’t check her messages. Cry, Heather. Cry it out.

No. 1921365

>>1921346 >>1921348

I don't get it. People want to hang out with her when she asks >>1918126 she is going out to be with people >>1916201 and she has SOME friends who can support her >>1915860
what the hell is her problem? I guess she means people who will always be available when she is bored and have a bad day?
oh, right. she means ideal boyfriend who is with gives her attention 24/7 I just wish she could be honest about it.

No. 1921367

Welcome to adulthood? Especially if you're so self centered. I mean….. You picked where you lived so if it's "empty" that's on you. No friends? On you again because you have the opportunity but you want everything about yourself. I can't believe people are feeding into this instead of just flat out telling her to stfu.

No. 1921371

Where is she? Is she in a Target changing room? Imagine hearing this going on in the stall next to you while you simply try on a sweater kek Heather go home

No. 1921391

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Here are the rest of the Instagram Stories which will perhaps provide a bit more context. Although she seems scatterbrained in this and what she’s saying is only loosely tied together.
> Opens discussing a podcast she’s currently listening to which has given her things to think about that she wants to discuss with us.
“Hi, I’m actually putting away my laundry that I did like a couple of weeks ago and I actually made a list of things that I want to buy tomorrow that I will use to actually make some goals of mine come true. What the funk is going on?! But anyway, I wanted to have a quick chat with you guys, maybe this is bad, maybe I’m sidetracking myself considering I’m finally digging into these clothes but I just needed to talk to you guys because I’m listening to a podcast right now and it’s giving me things to think about, so let’s talk.”

No. 1921392

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“ Alright, so, I’m listening to Chelcie Lynn’s podcast right now is “The Viral Podcast”. Oh my god, I just thought I’d be something funny to listen to, I was not expecting for there to be an episode about a haunting she’s experiencing and things that are going on with that and it’s honestly getting so interesting and it’s gotten me thinking about things, so, here is what I wanna talk about.”

No. 1921403

“So, they’re talking about mediums, and, I just wanted to get some advice from you guys on how I could develop as a medium. So basically, my whole life spirits have been attracted to me, umm, [chuckle/giggle ] maybe that’s a weird way to say it, like, I mean if a cute ghost was attracted to me I wouldn’t have to be sad about being single, now would I? I would have a ghost boyfriend. Umm, that’s just a joke I make but, ah, I don’t, I don’t want to say the word attracted. Ghosts, spirits, spirits have been drawn to me ever since I was a little kid, I’ve always been very open to that. I could sense when they were there, I would have crazy dreams, I saw things, umm, so there’s was a lot that went along with that in my childhood and definitely into my teen years.”
>>1921088 is [3/7]

No. 1921404

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“And I know that sounds crazy, it’s fine. Maybe it’s the way I’m explaining it. It’s been a long day, it’s hard for me to talk. Um, but what I’m getting at is that, I’ve had had moments, like, Halloween a couple of years ago were I went around crescent (?) by myself and I did a spirit box session and I had this sense that somebody was in front of me and they were bleeding. I could feel this presence was there, I could tell they were bleeding. I asked on the spirits box: ‘are you bleeding?’ And I get the intelligent response of: ‘there’s blood’. And then I start getting responses about a murder, but just the fact, like, that I actually sensed that they were bleeding or was the spirit just interacting with me, responding? I’ve got multiple moments like that. Were I’ll be…one moment [chuckle]”

No. 1921406

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“I’ve had multiple experiences like that were, I’ll just get a sense of here’s what I think this entity is, here’s what I feel in my heart I should ask and then I’ll get an intelligent response, you know, based on that feeling. So, how do I turn that into, where some people are that they’re able to sense that there’s a man, this is there name, you know, like, I’m getting this and this and this feeling. Like, how do I get to that? What I’ve kinda realised is that, I, you know, like I said I attract spirits, I, I, umm, when I’m around things tend to happen, I’ve noticed, and other people have noticed that, uh, [audible gulp and pained face] so that’s very interesting but, like, how do I develop further than that? Does that make sense? I’ve become worse and worse at talking to people, you know, I used to be a YouTuber and sit at [audio cuts off]”

No. 1921407

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> Goes off topic
“Sorry, it cut off, I wasn’t paying attention to how long the video was going. Um, so I used to be a full time YouTuber, like, as my job, and, so, for hours a day I’d be sitting in front of cameras and talking to people and I was really good at speaking and these days, like, I get such bad anxiety talking to anyone, getting my point across, as you can tell. My, umm, way of talking is ver longwinded and I’m explaining myself the whole way. It’s like, you can tell I’m not confident in my talking at all and that’s something I’m trying to get better with but dude (?) my job stresses me out so bad, like I’m always worried ‘cause like everybody is looking at me and, like, I’m gonna say something wrong and oh my god, so, [sharp exhale] that’s why it’s really hard for me to like, get my point across and I wanna start making more content, where I like, try to be intelligent and actually talk about all these different theories and stuff but I just don’t know how to talk to people anymore so we’ll see if I ever grow in that realm.”

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“But anyway, now I’m getting sidetracked from hanging up, eh, my clothes and stuff. So, my big goal for tomorrow is to get printer ink and shipping boxes and little suppli [cuts self off] I have a supplies list because I wanna make, like, today made me realise, like dude, I can’t depend on a corporation my whole life, I have to eventually become an entrepreneur. You know what I mean? I have to start this shop I wanna make, like, [almost in tears?] even if I, like, make nothing off of it, it’d be so good for me, it’d be so much fun, it’d be such great experience, like I should, I just need to dive in, you know? And I’m also going to get basic ass trashbags because I’m going to clean out my closet, that’s been a nightmare to deal with this whole year and I’m going to purge my clothes so I can actually hang up my clothes neatly and not struggle with them anymore, you know what I mean? So, yeah. This is why I really need a friend because I just do this kinda rambling stuff.”

No. 1921420

You're a godsend, nonny. I could not sit through these. It was much easier reading her words as she spoke so slowly.

No. 1921425

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No. 1921426

I don’t think she is. She mentioned having a bad day at work, getting home and going on a walk after. Perhaps it’s a part of her home we haven’t seen before?

No. 1921435

I would never in a million years expect Heather to be a rock fucker(fan of the viral podcast)

No. 1921453

These guys are obviously just 90 IQ morons just saying random shit to their matches and forgetting about it immediately. Men have always had an approach online of trying it with literally every woman they see to (in their mind) increase their chances, however it's all such low level nonsense they spout that they actually reduce their chances to nil. Some guys even use AI to answer for them. Like if all you have is your words and some selfies, better make your words count but they all fall at the first hurdle.
These screenshots just reveal that her matches looked at her profile for half a second and spend another half a second replying.

No. 1921457

So she's having trouble communicating at work and wants to start an online shop and or become a medium. idk if there's money in it but there's definitely an audience of woo woo believers who would pay, like if she was a medium and tarot card reading "witch" or some shit I bet she'd make money from fellow loons.
But a shop is a good start I think.

No. 1921529

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> Dear instagram, please teach me how to find a qt ghost bf
Heather is that cringe goth friend. Just go read a wicca book you child.
Powerful '70s rock vibes here

No. 1921644

God love you transcript nonnie. Woman needs therapy in the most desperate of ways.

No. 1921654

She seems to have deleted all of these already. These spontaneous ramblings and breakdowns feel so bipolar to me. She's a thumb half of the time and completely manic the other half. Rather than delete them like they didn't happen, I wish she would reflect on what made her post them in the first place and actually address that.

No. 1921688

Heather isn’t into the occult though. She is into paranormal ghost stuff, not esotericism. I couldn’t see her doing that I could see her doing the Long Island Medium contacting dead people kinda stuff. She’s too retarded to read about Tarot and that’s saying something lol.

No. 1921832

That would require a willingness to take responsibility for her actions, which is the number one allergy of bpdchans. I agree though, it would be nice to hear what she thinks about her own innerworkings. Could she admit that she's acting unhinged or would she blame someone else as