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No. 821479
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
Previous mental impairments:
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BROTH TIME!
No. 821503
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I made this is some virtual sandart simulator years ago. Enjoy!
No. 821533
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post ugly album covers please I want to laugh
No. 821646
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This is for the anon that posted the deep lore of this cat. I forgot what thread it was in tho.
No. 821673
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guess I'll repost here kek I didn't notice new thread I'm retarded
No. 821675
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I wish I could live in some desolate ass island in my country but healthcare is not as easily accessible
No. 821687
>>821683yours is based too
I just have to wonder what songs play typically after what songs, if they could go that specific it'd be even funnier. considering they played "choke" I'm going to assume it's "choke" after "disturbia" because I know for a fact that the latter's my most played riri song
No. 821745
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OMD ANON!!!!111!!
No. 821847
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I want to make a “draw my OC” thread in /m/ so that nonatellas from the dress up game thread and writer anons from all threads of life can dump out their ideas and other nonitas can draw them as fanciful or shitty and silly as they like
Also it’d be really funny if the original characters were super shitty (on purpose ofc) and to see the resulting drawings next to the bad/shitty art thread.
No. 821989
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>>821847I too would love a thread like this!
No. 822095
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>>821673Mine's kind of embarrassing ngl
No. 822114
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I just realized I posted this in the wrong thread
No. 822117
>>822104The neofolk genre as a whole is kind of filled with nazis but I just like the music. I'm not even white so I don't really feel too bad about liking a
problematic genre or whatever.
No. 822132
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>>822129It's on the home page, the "Only You" banner in pic related (ignore my questionable music taste).
No. 822137
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>>822095>>821673i love it when people share these
No. 822138
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>>822137samefag
depression in the morning
No. 822167
>>822160This is why 3D is shit,
nonnie, if a man were to had all of them, the world would implode.
No. 822205
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>>822200See, I prefer him a lot more with a beard. I feel like it makes his face a bit more proportionate. Back in middle school, I refused to watch him because I thought he was really ugly kek. How the turns have tabled.
No. 822262
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Who up
No. 822266
>>822251>>822239I don't know the exact details, but supermega had a dear friend with whom they shared a YouTube channel called Cyndago, and that friend committed suicide. You can still watch their videos and the last two were posted after his death.
He was also friends/maybe roommates with Mark and possibly how supermega met Mark? could be wrong, but yes Mark freely admits that he was an asshole after the friend's death and overworked them and was not sympathetic enough to their grief
No. 822303
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>>822284I literally googled 'Ω' and the first thing that appeared was porn tf
No. 822305
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Sometimes you just gotta make yourself laugh
No. 822315
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i hate spotify for doing this to me. and myself for having the listening activity that prompted this to happen.
No. 822373
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>>822315yerin is beyond most kpopshit at this point, she's made 2 albums in predominantly english, her album with her rock band project the volunteers that just dropped is excellent. I'm happy about this one
No. 822431
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>>822305take care of yourself
No. 822793
>>822095AND I SHALL TURN
YOUR EYES
INTO TEARS
No. 822871
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currently want to smash my head to a drywall, was (again) memed to starting a series that is absolute dogshit
No. 822954
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>>822772true to the spirit of the retard thread
No. 823278
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>>823275Try retracing your steps from earlier maybe it will come back up. I don't wanna miss out on your genius
No. 823386
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Posted in /meta/ but got s=downs syndrome voted so I'm reposting heresdx
I suggest the userbase consider National Keekweek Day
we can invoke the second coming of Y2K if every user chooses to use the Keekweek theme on a given day. It cannot be something done sitewide as is done with hellweek, snowy, etc, the users must choose the theme themseveles with intention in order for the magic to happen. Trust me, if this happens the milk posted therein will begin to take on a different quality. This is all I have been able to accomplish lolchemically by myself withins the webisphere. the y2k rise again operation cannot happen without more manpower
please consider
No. 823409
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No. 823476
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bella poach bears an odd resemblance to this man
No. 823515
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fixed the meme
No. 823564
>>823476goddamn anon this guy
triggers me please spoiler this next time
No. 823667
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aesthetic
No. 823674
>>823667she's right tbh
but that's why she's called grimes
No. 823734
>>823726actually this was supposed to be to the tune of hallelujah (not the sappy one the choir one)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M RETARDED
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M RETARDED
I'M RETARDED
I'M RETARDED
RE TARARAR DEAD
No. 823804
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2 kool for fools
No. 823807
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No. 823809
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im a fucking CHEF
No. 823816
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>>823813your wish is my command, comin right up
No. 823822
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me when I see piano
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No. 823848
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No. 823995
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No. 824021
>>824006Same, I often wanted to live in the cars universe because you have so much freedom as a car, and the road belongs to you, and you can go as fast as you want whilst having no vital organs to damage. Furthermore, I like how even though they are cars, they still have places to sleep and can still have eating places. I like how in Cars 2 you can see cars that climb objects and can use spy devices despite being cars, that's awesome. And every car is so personalised, so they have outward appearances that resemble faces, and their own color schemes, and they have so much personality. In addition, I like how there is no swearing in the Cars world, and there's just good pure character development and racing.
No. 824067
>>824021I'm interested to know how reproduction works in the car universe (pure scientific curiosity)
do cars fuck? or does a young car couple decide it's time to head down to the mechanic and build their baby car piece by piece? does the mother car drive around with a fetal car inside her cabin for several months? until what point is a baby car considered extra parts, and at what point does it start to be considered a sentient car? if there's a miscarriage (lmao car puns) do they just find a tiny like tonka truck thing inside?
do baby cars know how to honk their horns? I wonder if the horn is installed after language develops. imagine punishing your car child by taking all its doors off and telling it it has to earn them back. car abuse
don't even get me started on car warfare
No. 824083
>>824067Because of you I just researched that child cars do not exist in the cars universe. So I guess that means that they are created fully-functional and able to communicate, although I imagine they still have a juvenile stage where they need to learn from others things like what's the coolest place to hang out and how to race.
Are cars pansexual or I guess technically asexual since they all have the same parts but don't reproduce?
I need to watch cars
No. 824088
>>824067maybe it works in an ergo proxy-esque way where you ask the state to provide you a child?
that's just wishful thinking though
No. 824104
>>824083holy fuck a perfectly asexual car society I'm being carpilled today
I'm gonna have to rewatch the cars movies and see if even though it's a sexless world if they still do weird male-gazey shots/jokes about the female cars that so many children's movies feel the need to shoehorn in, we know they have crushes and stuff on each other, but I want to know about their socialization and if female (can even they be called female if they all have the same body parts?) cars are objectified anyway
also I got myself started on car warfare. Imagine being a tank in the cars world. worse than being a towtruck or a dumptruck, you're made to fight and kill. Imagine the built-in existential crisis of knowing you were created specifically for destruction. Give me a gritty adult cars movie where a tank with PTSD has to find a way to see itself as something other than a killing machine and find beauty and purpose in the world again
No. 824138
>>824103Ayrt and holy shit I didn't even think about how there is no need for gender if they are all biologically (mechanically?) the same as car/car/carself
But humans have same sex attraction despite no opportunity for natural reproduction, so is it that much of a stretch to think cars could form romantic relationships without a biological imperative? I'm not trying to take apart your theory though, a completely romance free world would be so chill
>>824104Afaik Lightning McQueen has a girlfriend so there are girl cars, but I remember nothing so I guess we both need to rewatch the films to see how this gendering is handled
I can say in complete sincerity that I really want to see your gritty tank AU
I'm reading through everything I just wrote and I don't even think I'm being ironic anymore I'm genuinely interested in the cars expanded universe now
No. 824148
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>>824067If there are male and female cars, then I'm guessing that the female car would be a workshop herself, and the trunk of the female car would be larger to have parts to accommodate the building of the miniature car. And the male car would have the necessary metal parts, bolts, and stuff for the female to build with. So the parts would go into the trunk of the female car if they love each other, and her workshop would put it together. Over time, after birth, the miniature car would kind of unfold, and plates would slide apart to create a bigger surface area and car. This would be in some programming that is installed in every car, so all cars would know how to do this. The baby car would sometimes be fed from processed fuel that the mother has from original fuel, like shorter chain hydrocarbons, and they could be connected by a pipe. That would be carfeeding.
>>824104This is an exquisite idea, like the programmed side could fight against the car soul side. Maybe there would be tanks that self destruct or carry people to safety. Maybe there would be car suicide hotlines, to discourage cars from taking the wrong types of fuel. Potentially, cars could cope with drugs, and take 'speed' so they go really fast and forget their problems. In cars 1, there was a car with a tent and hippie patterns, who sold, 'special organic fuel', so I think this alluded to there being car drugs.
And what if there was a car that was built to be a male car with building materials but no female car building workshop (big juicy trunk) so it was sad, because people on carinternet had convinced him that he could be a girlcar, so he went to a mechanic to get his building parts removed, but his frame wasn't built to hold a mini baby workshop, so it was futile and looked terrible afterwards, so he commited caricide?
Also
>>824067 I would imagine that baby cars would learn from parent cars how to honk horns, but maybe it could be like yelling or swearing. It is absolutely believable that car doors could be removed as punishment, but maybe that would be an equivalent to dismembering. If you remember, in Cars 1 Lightning McQueen falls off a cliff into cacti, and proclaims "ow", which tells us that cars can indeed feel pain, so maybe that would be extreme. So I think instead a wheel clamp could be used to stop them from moving and enjoying life.
>>824037I could see planes getting checkups and stuff and being radicalised by other planes who were brainwashed and tortured by radical carslamic cults to do terrible acts of terrorism.
>>824041You would get sent to car prison to do car manual labor fixing sidewalks like McQueen did. Horrible.
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>>824148>And what if there was a car that was built to be a male car with building materials but no female car building workshop (big juicy trunk) so it was sad, because people on carinternet had convinced him that he could be a girlcar, so he went to a mechanic to get his building parts removed, but his frame wasn't built to hold a mini baby workshop, so it was futile and looked terrible afterwards, so he commited caricide?i love this thread sm
No. 824165
>>824158>>824148cars universe containment board when
which part of the car is the "brain"? while pondering the tank's spiritual dilemma, I started thinking about car religion and car souls and car creation and predetermination. Calvinism, carvinism
like if you're "born" as a racecar but you know you want to be a tractor and live in peace in the countryside, can you just take your engine out and put it in another vehicle? can they perform "brain" transplants? or is the car soul bonded to the car frame? also does death only come once your engine fails since you can in theory keep replacing parts ad infinitum?
what is the funereal process? do parts get recycled? metal is a finite resource, I'm assuming they have mines for materials (side note, imagine being born as a minecart) and since cars don't have bloodlines you can't inherit traits, do you just literally inherit your grandcarfather's actual rear view mirror? are all cars just car!Frankenstein's monsters?
No. 824201
>>824175What kind of universes are you thinking about,
nonnie?
No. 824208
>>824165>CarvinismMarry me anon, in a car kind of way
With regards to being born as a minecart and such, the cars universe seems to be a place where the inhabitants are generally happy and fulfilled by the thing they are meant to do. It makes sense, unlike an office worker that sits in an unnatural environment doing made up tasks that don't relate at all to what humankind had evolved to do, cars are purpose-built to be the best at their exact job. The mine cart probably feels a sense of belonging and accomplishment as he wheels along the tunnel tracks, in the same way that a race car is made to go fast. But also because the cars universe was designed with the ideology of a Western children's movie they also embrace the idea that you can do anything you put your mind to, so if you don't feel happy in your role then it's okay you can have a training montage and make some adaptions to follow your true passion, which feels very Scandinavian but with the addition of monstertrucks and nascar
I don't know how this fits into the previous discussion of car war though. Hopefully the "follow your dreams" vibe of the universe means that any vehicles that don't feel a sense of purpose when killing also have the right to consciously object
>>824158Maybe our lives are nothing but the dreams of sleeping cars
No. 824232
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>>824208I love your optimism anon, I just want the tank to be happy
life as a minecart made me think of this guy, and you're right, he is is despondent when his wheels rust because he loves zooming around looking for gold
also speaking of Humongous Entertainment games, Putt-Putt lives in an alternate cars universe so maybe so does Pajama Samfully did not expect to wake up today and immediately get carpilled, I just want a peaceful and fulfilled car life with my car wife
No. 824285
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I wish men who worship a fictional character from a company who’s phones explode a very combust into a trillion skin-tearing flames
No. 824327
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>>824165I think cars could be born just like scraps of metal that can unfold and shape based on programming, and programming is what is learned in schools, like how to farm or race. Or, cars that were, for instance, born as tractors, would have an innate desire to farm.
I guess cars could live forever but that would be hard to believe seeing as the Cars franchise has elderly cars.. So maybe there's a soul chip that gets made at carconception (carception) and it cannot be replaced, and replacing car parts would kill the life and magnetism of the soul chip- so death would happen as vital car parts wear down.
With funerals, I think parts would have to be recycled, so maybe there would be a great melting down that's like cremation.
I could see there being a reinCARnation, from the soul chip getting passed down to another metal body, but it's blank and it absorbs life and experiences around it, whilst having the soul of the old user. In the female trunk car workshop the metal would be from the male car's materials, so that might be the closest thing to trait passing.
All cars help build other cars, but the first car was made by the Creator. Cars go to Carch to remember the core car values like speed, efficiency, and teamwork.
>>824208You're making interesting points here, sounding like a Kaczynski fan though. I like to imagine a happy minecart who likes the caves and collects many things, that everyone can be fulfilled in the Cars world.
>>824232I love your picrel, very cute, very nice, yes. I bet his house is dark to remind him of a cave and he likes shiny things so he wears jewellery sometimes. This all sounds like a very happy and innocent world, with everyone enjoying their places simply, and being capable and speedy with their bodies alone.
I hope you find your car wife anon, and wear matching cars pyjama sets and go go karting together. That would be super cute.
>>824276I can't believe you remembered her too, planeanon has been living rent free in my head for so long kek
>>824241Car OCs are happening, pronto.
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>>824336She looks like rumpelstiltskin from Shrek
No. 824346
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It always makes me happy when I get this banner. It's so cute
No. 824383
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these are the same characters and you can’t tell me otherwise
No. 824385
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>>824241I found you a carbando.
No. 824391
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>>824385>ywn have a strip dancing, mud bath bathing, lofi listening, fancy, supernatural born and serene car husband :(>>824232Is this your car wife anon? ooga booga
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i love youtube commments
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>>824391fuck this car is so hot, take my panties please
No. 824399
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>>824383I hate you,
nonnie, because you’re wrong.
No. 824419
>>824391well I'm car wife anon I was responding to
>>824208 's car proposal because they liked my carvinism pun
but to answer your question
it was a HARD no. until I read that she has a demon form. and now I respond with "needs more info" (about said demon form)
No. 824432
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No. 824446
>>824426Which character did you not get,
nonnie? Was it Ed sheeran?
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>>824461Accept the truth,
nonnie.
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Gingers are cursed
No. 824471
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>>824461the only thing he’s useful for is giving me that bts mcdonalds meal
No. 824501
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Haven't been yume for a female character in literal years. Help I am consumed
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guess who just had two orgasms
No. 824593
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This is not cringe, it is raw confidence and charisma
No. 824643
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car anons be like:
No. 824658
>>824643The way he's looking up at me with such innocent yet seductive eyes…
Anons,
I think I have a new fetish.
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>>824740ew love yourself and others and please don't
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Bebe
No. 824851
>>824733It's not like there's no point in attaching it, because the thumbnail is usually enough to illustrate whatever point the poster is making and you just have to press on the video title for it to open in YouTube
It's annoying when they don't play embedded, but better than just a nondescript link
No. 824855
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>me when my 2D boyfriend answers my messages.
No. 824895
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do da post for the 900th time and get ignored and then smile laugh and cope saying “it must be them it isn’t me”
haha yes haha yes haha yes
No. 824920
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original animal donut steel
No. 824922
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Welcome to Lolclown honk honk
No. 824927
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THE UNHINGED WOMAN OF THE DAY
No. 824930
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THE BIMBO OF THE DAY
No. 824932
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Little creature
No. 824937
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>>824920My mandanimal could beat up yours
No. 824944
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hi gais(namefaggotry)
No. 824946
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opinions on my music folders?
No. 824954
>>824946what's in your sex music folder
nonnie? Mine is mostly Brian Eno (I don't have sex)
No. 824964
>>824954same, anon, same
>>824946the misspelling of feminine really ties it all together
No. 825015
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why can't men like this be real
No. 825051
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fuck the tarot cards, i want my readings through solitaire playing cards
No. 825067
>>824946I feel like on the outside you look normal and sensible and as soon as you get home you release a lot of crazy bitch energy, I love it <3
and yes im another anon that has an intercourse music folder without having done intercourses before whoops B)
No. 825070
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slamming my head into the wall waiting for better shipping prices for importing merch from japan. need to consume
No. 825371
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>>824946yessssss gurl bathe in femenine energy
No. 825400
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So.. myaoi?
No. 825406
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>>825357share the yaoi nyanny
No. 825460
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>>825367>>825406I will provide her with some quality cat yaoi asap thank you anons
No. 825516
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the eyes will see you now
No. 825765
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haha penis nose
No. 825780
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kino
No. 825872
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WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
No. 825927
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You have 5 minutes rise up to the game and get that wine glass and go to the store to get your mom and extended family a board to eat but you realize your boyfriend was a rock but then alarm bells go off and you see a giant carrot staring you in the eyes when you finally piss your pants until you start bleeding out your eyes and a chilli pepper gets sharted out of your asshole and then you realize that your job was actually not a job but you’re actually a carpenter prostitute and there’s beer under your tiles and the mirror is actually made of sand
No. 825928
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i've decoded the timeline and found the blueprint. i'm probably forgetting a bunch of characters tho
No. 825951
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No. 825994
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>>825928Don't hug I'm scared's Tony fits the timeline, as he predated the onceler, but was after the Warden
No. 826010
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May I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make: Kehhei
Thanks for listening.
No. 826015
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No. 826017
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>>826013I’m only an inch tall but I have multiple limbs to make up for it. Does this work for you?
No. 826292
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ribbit
No. 826392
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if your brother in law pisses you off just go get a beefy five layer, taco bell coffee and a laxative. deliver that package to the top tank, residential floor and let your feminine odor dominate over all other gases. Make men and gamers suffer. Shit in the top tank. Bottom bowl shitting is moid behavior
No. 826412
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No. 826448
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meow [×6]
No. 826553
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mfw
No. 826606
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No. 826814
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No. 826815
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WATCH OUT
No. 826818
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i thought the house in the vent thread op was the loft from new girl
No. 826854
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>>826822that was my first Nik post in this thread. This is my second
No. 826878
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DAE also identify as dreamgender/dreamsexual? I'm a now former radfem whose world shook and forever changed as soon as I learned of this identity. I haven't even watched a full Dream video to be honest, I don't even like minecraft. But as soon as I saw the identity, the pronouns, and learned of 'daddy Dream's existence I felt like the purposelessness in my life was no more.
I am dreamgender and dreamsexual. I praise my daddy Dream overlord. The trannies can still go fuck themselves, dreamgenders are on another level of oppression and don't deserve to be olfactorily hatecrimed by being lumped together with mtf trannies' smelly feces-infested necrotic flesh wounds. Any attempt to do so will be called out as dreamphobia.
No. 826935
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Hirsute and fursuit rhyme… what if it's not a coincidence.. is Big Furry a thing? Have they been pre-programming us?
No. 826938
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I've honestly wanted this as a tattoo ever since I saw it in 2017 (obv without the text though). I just adore it's gormless, gassy expression.
No. 826969
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this one's for you komaeda-chan
No. 827085
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When i'm happy and in love the haterz always lurking
No. 827091
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>>827089they announced a new cash grab, I mean expansion pack, that i'm actually really excited for. Cottage living
No. 827109
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No. 827125
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>>827103lmao these people are popping up like flies
No. 827142
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>>827138Like this colorful fuck, I just wanna cow
No. 827143
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Netflix's anime He-Man strikes a fear in me I have never felt before, I am scared of this man
No. 827157
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>>827143I can’t believe I want to fuck He-Man.
No. 827160
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These peas are so cute
No. 827164
File: 1623347434335.gif (2.36 MB, 1100x800, H5yC6Uh.gif)
>>827127heres gif version if anyone is interested in giving people seizures
No. 827175
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>>827161We got intruders. To those who are a Twitter or Tumblrfag, take your stinky asses outta here. You will not like this place and we don't need anymore more infighting than we already have.
No. 827188
>>827180I hope you didn't think I was attacking you,
nonny. I'm just really annoyed with this huge wave, lol.
No. 827199
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Hello, Mrs. Retard
No. 827212
>>827205I'm hettie, but my deepest fetish is seeing women peak.
Faster, please!
No. 827220
>>827199retard juice
retard juice
No. 827222
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No. 827243
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>>827219Ugh god don't even joke about that… He's always shown a lot of empathy towards women and girls (repeat stuff and eighth grade come to mind, also in his poems like picrel) to the point of self deprecation (that "straight white man" song, lol), I never thought anything of it and if anything it made me like him more at the time as an insecure teenager myself, but I can see now that he's come to fit the profile of the male-feminist-to-troon pipeline perfectly, with the mental health issues and cringe communist larping and self hate… I've been CEO of bo simps since high school, pls God don't let this happen, if he actually troons out I swear I'm never enjoying a man's art ever again
No. 827246
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No. 827249
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ALRIGHT, PARTNER
KEEP ON ROLLIN', BABY
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
THROW YOUR HANDS UP
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
CHOCOLATE STARFISH
KEEP ON ROLLING BABY
MOVE IN, NOW MOVE OUT
HANDS UP, NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP, BACK UP
TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW
BREATH IN, NOW BREATH OUT
HANDS UP, NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP, BACK UP
TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (WHAT?)
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (COME ON)
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (YEAH)
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
No. 827250
>>827219Why do people think this?
>>827243Plenty of self labeled "male feminist" comedians still are here and haven't trooned out, they're older than bo but I can't see him doing it for the life of me. He seems smart enough that he wouldn't be on the level of doing that either, he's not that attention starved
No. 827253
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No. 827258
>>827243Oh, he has a poetry book? Hope I can find it on libgen or something. I like this kind of thing.
Also praying that he doesn't troon out. That would be a tragic loss
No. 827260
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>>827258Yes! It's called Egghead. The poems he reads during his special "what." are from there
No. 827321
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if you put these on you travel back to 2010
No. 827322
>>827321I kind of want the black and magenta
reminds me of invader Zim, good times and the pink, purple and yellow ones, they’re cute in a tacky way.
No. 827325
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>>827321you gotta wear em with this top though
No. 827326
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>>827325Pair that top, with the bottom left shorts, black leggings, these shoes and you get the perfect outfit.
No. 827328
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why can't this place be real
No. 827339
>>827332Only pretty girls wore those,
nonnie. I wasn’t a pretty girl, but I really wanted to be one so I could wear shorts like those to the beach.
No. 827349
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>>827339if you're going to the beach, you will need this hat and sunglasses combo
No. 827356
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>>827328Have you read the manga Bartender? I think you would like it it's really cozy
No. 827358
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>>827325>>827326kek i had leggings like this
No. 827372
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>>827358Oh god, no. These unlocked a repressed memory. I had a lot of tumblrina, mollysoda-esque clothes when these were trendy still. Specifically I had some Alibaba knockoffs of blackmilk (pic real) and one day in 10th grade I wore them to class. I knew they were a tight squeeze and cheap but only then in class I noticed they were entirely see through, the seams were loose and ripping right over my crotch and the inner thigh seams followed. It all happened in class as I was walking to sharpen a pencil. Took like 4 seconds to unravel in front of everyone and then I tripped on my creepers running out of class to the bathroom. That's what I deserved for being a smelly tumblr seapunk/vaporware hipster. Goodbye forever, I'm an hero now. Don't live like me.
No. 827386
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>>827358and their final evolution. You had to wear them with litas and a muscle tank from unif, otherwise you weren't cool.
No. 827396
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>>827388Live your life nonna, wear tacky shit if it makes you happy.
No. 827429
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I Use This Site As A Therapist
No. 827431
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>>827410It's been nearly a week for me. We are both gross.
No. 827446
>>827433I just wanted to let you know that I'm browsing lolcow in a towel after a good scrub
Come join the steamy clean club
nonnie it's the more luxurious way to shitpost
No. 827472
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PIZZA BAGELS PIZZA BAGEL PIZZA BAGELS
No. 827474
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>>827472HOW DO I MAKE SOME?!?!?!
No. 827478
File: 1623370555272.gif (3.48 MB, 275x400, 409327403275346.gif)
COME AT ME BRO, I KNOW ALL YA MOVES
No. 827480
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Here's a friendly tip from ur friendly lolcow snake buddy.
If you want a big piece of ice, get a water bottle, pour half of the water out. Put the top back on.
Freeze it, then when frozen put more water into the bottle.
Now you have ice water with big ice!
No. 827482
File: 1623370936021.png (386.85 KB, 516x364, gummy snail.PNG)
>>827474You will need-
Bagels
Cheese
Tomato sauce
Pepperoni
1. Toast the bagels (if you like toasted bagels)
2. Put tomato sauce on bagels
3. Put shredded cheese on top of the bagel with the tomoto sauce
4. put pepperoni's on top
5. Bake or micowave the pizza bagels.
6. Eat
No. 827491
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WHAT WAS THE FUCKING PICTURE
I WILL NEVER KNOW
No. 827494
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>>827492I was just browsing their overall archives looking for posts about jim jeez
I felt bad for laughing at this
No. 827498
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>>827491>>827494Wait a minute, are you that fucking Carreyfag over on C.C or are you someone else? My god I cannot escape your kind.
No. 827500
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unban my girl, she was just speaking her truth
No. 827502
>>827498there's quite a few carreyfags here, lc is where carreyfagging originated
>>827499tuckerfags are arguably in better taste than lil peepfags physically but by god the man's politics are trash that it makes him a thousand times more repellant
No. 827505
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>>827500No! Let the little emo faggot rot for being annoying. This isn't Twitter or a chatroom.
>>827503I'd rather stay ignorant, thank you.
No. 827508
>>827503the person left who truly needs to know about carreychan's existence is the man himself
too bad he's impossible to get ahold of these days
No. 827509
>>827480imagine if I had that, scrotes wack it around like it’s a massive dong but it’s actually useful and tastier than a penis
such is the game of life
No. 827511
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>>827505>this isn’t Twitter or a chatroom go take a shower please you probably fucking stink like shit with an attitude like that
No. 827512
>>827508Bug true, I'm manifesting their encounter for her because she needs to rest easy one day
I wonder how many dudefags here actually met their desired dudes irl
No. 827516
File: 1623373602498.gif (5.07 MB, 640x494, luv.gif)
>>827511Your stench is no different than mine since you're here in this shithole.
No. 827522
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>>827516I don't think I've seen a stupider influx of newfags, and I've been here nearly two and a half years
No. 827536
File: 1623374943588.gif (1.99 MB, 220x220, munch.gif)
>>827522I got what you meant now.
Most of these people have to be minors unless they're just severely mentally ill than welcome to the club, newfags. Learn to integrate.
No. 827538
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>>827536sometimes I'm still concerned that I'm not saging correctly, but I was never this bad. newfags read the rules, newfags learn to integrate, newfags please stop being so retarded
No. 827550
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>>827547you unorganically dropped this queen
No. 827552
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ℂ ℕ ℕ ℍℕ' ℍℝ(lolcow.farm/info)
No. 827609
File: 1623383750709.jpeg (401.33 KB, 954x928, 6E751A00-DDAC-4254-A5A7-E58DD9…)
i love this pikachu. no thoughts head empty.
No. 827618
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i wonder what it's like being feeshfood, prolly like having a bunch of orbiters
No. 827640
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>>827637it's her isn't it?
No. 827656
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I reported a copypasta thinking it was a post by an actual moid. I'm so out of it. Just go to sleep goddammit
No. 827669
File: 1623394189942.jpg (96.6 KB, 599x597, IMG_20160623_001152.jpg)
How Many Cats You Got Bro Shit
No. 827672
File: 1623395062271.png (245.64 KB, 416x268, pizza.PNG)
imma about to eat one of these
No. 827674
File: 1623395257837.jpeg (25.18 KB, 500x380, download (3).jpeg)
I would love a review from nonnies who have never watched Spice World
No. 827700
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No. 827716
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I want violent clown sex so bad
I want his face with the red nose to eat my fucking ass
No. 827835
>>827609I had that pikachu I think he may have had different eyes but he was wide like in the pic
>>827674I want to watch it but I have no time
No. 827936
2021, finna graduate college
Goth girl shit, I'm a real hot topic
>>827552I'm retarded, why was this redtexted? Because of the font?
No. 827964
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>>827673if there's any left I would like some pls
No. 828054
File: 1623435748341.jpg (60.5 KB, 244x138, granny.jpg)
Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream
We take the hot butter
Mix it with the ice cream
Freeze it up cool, you can see it on your screen
Put it in your microwave, make it real hot
Like a soup or a dip
We call it Heat 'N' Sip
Very tasty and healthy too
Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream
No. 828064
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>>827961Junichiro says konnichiwa
No. 828076
File: 1623438248903.jpeg (47.06 KB, 243x705, 426E99F8-AEA1-4C52-863B-394013…)
Fite me
No. 828102
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>>828076Filthy meateater go home
No. 828195
File: 1623442057880.jpeg (81.57 KB, 750x671, CFC23D35-F53C-4047-87FE-8E0503…)
lately
No. 828236
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>>828195hang in there, anon <3
No. 828335
File: 1623449029491.jpg (165.68 KB, 1080x1243, inshallah you will be cleansed…)
I think about the phrase "Inshallah you will be cleansed" from this tumblr post constantly, sometimes I want to use it as a meme response on here but no one would get the reference. Rip mr clean official btw, too based for tumblr
No. 828337
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>>828195Man sometimes I want friends but I know I'd eventually just ghost them because maintaining friendships is exhausting, so I stop myself from subjecting anyone to that. Wish I had people who were cool with hanging for like 3 weeks then being ignored for 3 months. It's aight though I talk to birds sometimes (picrel the most based bird)
No. 828371
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>>828337Yes, this exactly. I hope my platonic soulmate is out there… somewhere…
No. 828377
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>>828375Okay nona, objective obtained. Will watch Spice World and post the review in this/the next thread
No. 828385
File: 1623452124959.jpg (11.32 KB, 156x191, uh.jpg)
>zoi ritten and ih zoi sey
>pingamooooon is on iss wey
>nonnavyoooouuu stan so toll
>pingamoonnnnn anni getcheehon
>tsa pingmoon
>eeehhhh 's a pingmoon
>ping ping ping ping, pingamoon
No. 828388
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No. 828447
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>mfw going to choachan, gonna give it a try
>maybe I can kpopfag in peace
>front page is full of ugly twinks
>threads are mostly about ugly twinks
>only one dedicated active girlgroup thread in general
>exit choachan
that's fucking it I'm at my limit, mass bg stan genocide now
No. 828487
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>>828469I just want to discuss the girls without being surrounded by delulu bg worshipers who don't realize the men from the country they worship have rampant sexism problems
No. 828556
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i forgot to include this cap yesterday
this will probably be him if he ever sees the faceapp monstrosities
No. 828579
>>828076>>828102I cannot fucking stop laughing at these. When I go from one face to the other I can hear a sound effect like
swwwooop.
No. 828588
File: 1623485240359.gif (613.23 KB, 112x112, 1620533999168.gif)
DOODOODOODOODOO THATS AN AUDIO DAILY DOUBLE
RAPPERS NEED TO FALL OFF JUST TO SAVE ME THE TROUBLE YO
No. 828595
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SEEPY COSY
No. 828683
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i made my rdr2 husbando in a picrew
No. 828802
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>>827991Serving those Terezi looks I see
No. 828830
File: 1623519932516.gif (124.22 KB, 162x168, tenor.gif)
Pi Pi Pizza
No. 828831
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No. 828862
>>828830he aint got no toppings on
got no toppings on
he aint got no toppings on
on thje dance floor
No. 828965
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Reporting back to Spice World anon and to anyone else interested in a review of Spice World from a zoomer american perspective: I've seen the movie, and I have some thoughts.
Boy, where do i start, honestly. It was an experience. Even though I'm barely familiar with the Spice Girls, I do know a fair bit more about british culture and british tv than the average american, I think, because the first thing I was surprised at was how star-studded the cast was, like I must've recognized at least 10 people in this movie, yet I've never heard of it. Why the fuck was their manager named Clifford though, thats a dumbass name. And the way the writers tried to paint him as this super businesslike frenevillain of the Condiment Ladies didnt really work, but a grown ass man having massive tomato-face tantrums and being a Hitler boss telling the girls to have no individuality in this obvious Big Brother way was pretty funny - i guess if youre going to market to kids it shouldnt be subtle since kids are dumb, right? Speaking of marketing to kids, the movie had basically no plot, the characters actions made no sense, and I could barely follow what was happening and who the characters were, which is also kind of a mark of kids entertainment, sadly (also what was the point of the documentary guy?). Oh, and I forget how weirdly sexualized kids movies were in those years (like the super skimpy outfits and the weird Italian backup dancers), truly a dark time. I know I still would've eaten this movie up if I was 6 though. AND HOLY SHIT THE EDITING WAS GARBAGE HOLY FUCK, it was beautiful. The acting was also really funny in that over-the-top-kid-movie way I think, which was endearing. Can't believe Scary, Sporty, and Posh Spice literally brought a child back to consciousness and got accosted by aliens. Wild.
Anyways, the movie was a 4/10 objectively, but I got a good 6/10 enjoyment out of it, it was an okay way to spend about an hour and 30 minutes of the rest of my life on. In conclusion, I'm buying 5 pairs of super platforms, quoting 'may god have mercy on your lip gloss' in completely irrelevant situations, Sporty Spice uber alles, and I still inexplicably want Jason Flemyng's Nigel Thornberry looking ass to [redacted] my [redacted]
No. 829027
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Huh? HuH?? HUH???
No. 829071
>>828965Thank you so much for indulging me
nonny, that was a good read! I was 7 when it came out and was so obsessed lol
No. 829122
File: 1623552126938.jpg (85 KB, 500x409, just-because-i-have-a-penis-ic…)
happy pride months nonitas
No. 829150
File: 1623558257288.jpeg (115.88 KB, 1148x720, 283D988B-C7B4-4864-A1C5-A54875…)
the pride flag in 2032
No. 829153
File: 1623558678382.jpeg (43.42 KB, 592x695, F9FCBD5A-8E93-427C-A3F3-C590C7…)
>>829150Did you seriously forgot to add the stargenders and poliosexuals?
No. 829157
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I'm rarted yeah I'm fuckin rartarted I piss shidded farded in my cargo shorts I can't hold in my FEELINGS I'm just a little peepo I cannot change theese pleas e
OoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOH I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DO NOT HIT ME I AM JUST A LITTLE PEEPO I HAVE 0 HIT POINTS OH GOD NOOOOoooooooOoOoOoOooooOOOoOOOooooo
No. 829201
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>>829195lobes are disgusting, ear holes only master race
No. 829264
File: 1623584582492.jpeg (136.26 KB, 750x359, B1B38007-6082-4BE8-BA57-7ADEEB…)
man you so right tho
No. 829285
File: 1623588290977.png (183.01 KB, 480x357, disgusted-marge-59e8aac064e9c.…)
>accidentally clicking on /g/
No. 829471
File: 1623610844553.png (3.41 MB, 2000x1333, pekard.png)
captens log sturdate 242353689098879876t768876g
No. 829547
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No. 829555
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>>829471siptimbre 24, 2009. I have decided top shove the sonichu medallion up. my ass.
No. 829558
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As surely as I’m speaking by the spirit of god, there is a word for a person right now
That is god penetrating your heart
And you need to make a vow of faith of a thousand dollars!
“Oh Bob, couldn’t you say $25?”
NO!!!
You can’t make $1000 vow of faith? I’m saying IN FAITH!!
We got people who don’t have-
TEENAGERS!!!
That have NO…hardly NOTHING GOING FOR THEM!!!
Have got enough faith to make a $1000 vow,
Sending $5 here and $10 there
As god begins to MOVE like a WHIRLWIND
In their lives….
Gods already spoken a word to you that you need to do it
And you need to do it right…now…
No. 829573
File: 1623622745288.jpeg (Spoiler Image,52.84 KB, 883x1200, 3BE40CFF-E072-4D77-8CD6-91C096…)
>>829568I will kill Demiurge
No. 829621
File: 1623629389524.png (63.33 KB, 171x365, chris.PNG)
I want Chris Chan to get into the sims.
No. 829639
File: 1623631203859.jpg (203.52 KB, 1080x1066, Screenshot_20210613-194003.jpg)
I hate this dweeby cocksucker!
No. 829646
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>>829639revolt against the modern world
No. 829695
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>>826938I always wanted this but no text lol
No. 829725
>>829180>and skye sweetnams sound soldierI remember your first post about her anon, probably cause I never heard about Skye Sweetnam before
>>829697I would be jealous tbh
>>829695A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
No. 829834
>>829789Technically she didn't disappear, she just rebranded. She's the lead singer of a rock metal band now. she took a couple years hiatus and dropped some unreleased stuff before reappearing
Sound Soldier will forever be my favorite Skye era though
No. 829837
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buy me this for my birthday
No. 829876
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havent slept in a while,
No. 829904
File: 1623668156382.gif (1.87 MB, 378x480, 7NuM.gif)
hi everyone it's devin and it's time for "dance with devin" come on
No. 829911
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>>829904You can’t handle my retarded dance!
No. 830070
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I KNIGHT THEE….. QUEEN OF THE RARTS
No. 830098
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I think I'm too retarded and annoying for this place but I'm scared of every other chan and no one else lets us gossip like this so maybe I just have stay
No. 830118
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while listening to a song i became curious what the band (misterwives) looked like and was rewarded with this obnoxious fucking photo.
No. 830141
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>>830098everytime I look at scrotechan I feel like I have to reverse my brain damage
No. 830178
>>>/snow/1255864>I only realized this a few days ago>I told my mom today>I have to go home every day and be called my dead name and have she/her pronouns used>No one realizes how hurtful it is, it feels like a slap in the face>I dyed my hair last night so I could feel more masculinePOV: two hours ago, you told your mother you want to reject womanhood, chop off your tits, and take artificial hormones for the rest of your life which will increase your risk of untimely death. She hesitates to give you the go-ahead to mutilate yourself so you can pretend you're a man. God, the pain you must be feeling! She speaks your dead name and it hits you like a slap in the face. You can't believe it; you renamed yourself days ago! It's been half a week since you decided you were a guy! Why can't your cruel,
abusive mother keep up with the circus inside your brain? You choke back tears as you apply your winged eyeliner, pull on your too-tight high waisted booty shorts, and slip in to your furry ankle boots. How I pity you, anon, having to endure the absolute torture of being called a woman every day, when you've been a man inside for a whole three days. Why can't the world see that? Thankfully, you're not alone. With trannies in tow, you pull on your tard cape, ready to announce to your new name to your hugbox. They cheer! This feels almost as validating as dying your hair did last night, nearly as invigorating as paying for the box at the Walmart self-checkout two days ago - Clairol, Jet Black. Remember? That was the moment you decided on Theo, although it feels like so long ago. You squealed as you mused that this color would make you look like Ciel, but your friend Alice thought you said Theo, and said it fit you perfectly, like a dilator. Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life, Theo. Time to reject the struggles of womanhood and become the anime twink of your dreams!
No. 830187
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No. 830213
>>830195AYRT, I feel this heavily. One of my mentors took their life recently and a week before a friend OD'd, haven't left the house in months and everyone around me is able to work and move on while I'm stuck in this body that's falling apart. Can't express to you how much I relate. This isolation is sucking out my souls and LC is where I feel most free to be me and talk.
I think all women should avoid that place forever. I was just reading an /r9k/ thread where scrotes were rating women's memorial photos after they committed suicide. The mindset that place puts you in is just unsustainable. God forbid you're ever outed as a woman, those fucks will sniff you out and be literally mailing you typed out rape threats in a months time. Happened to a friend of mine and she's really never mentally recovered. Needless to say she doesn't go there anymore. That dude still looks for her too, posts her nudes and asks if she lurks. Fuck scrotes.
No. 830230
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>>830098don't worry you can't be that bad
No. 830240
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name my band
No. 830254
>>830213I hate when things all come piling on you at once when it comes to tragedy. One bad thing after another, driving you into a corner. The entirety of quarantine has been bad, but the last few months were hellish. Even though my friend who I stopped talking I weren't getting along as well in the last few weeks, I held out that everything was going to be okay, and that we'd surpass our differences. We had before. I was wrong, it ended excruciatingly. She cut me off of everything without even an apology, warning, or resolve, and the last thing I could do was send her a letter via our mutual friend. We're both in bad mental straits and relied on another to discuss our problems and shitty family lives, so losing her was like ripping open a long stitched wound. She was getting worse and worse mentally and our interests were diverging and I should've seen the end, but it hurt more losing her than i could've anticipated. Ever since, having attached so much to her, having spent my time talking to her, having relied on her, I've felt broken by my loss. I have other friends, but I've known them for less time, they didn't know her themselves, and they're not going to understand how damning losing her is. I don't know who to confide in without seeming like an idiot except the internet. Aside from that there's my family drama and the fear that I'll be kicked out, I receive a small inheritance in a couple months and I'm afraid my father is going to boot me out and I won't have the skills to survive. I just want someone or something to save me and I know nothing will, I don't have that much luck, I don't have that much skill to get myself out of this slump in a couple months. I'm scared. Im scared for my life. I've just been sitting on the floor dissociatingly staring at the fan spin in between typing while sad music plays in the background. I don't even know what im doing anymore.
When I was browsing a few days ago for the hell of it I ran across a /b/ thread where some scrote said he wanted to assault his daughter, then posted a picture of what looked like a teenage girl. I sincerely hope some of these sick fucks are larping, it reminded me why I hadn't gone to 4ch in ages. Went again today to reaffirm myself for the last time I shouldn't go back. LC isn't perfect, but it's sure a hell of a lot better than that place.
No. 830274
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No. 830290
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Fergalicious definition makes the boys go AAAAÀ¥¥¥¥AAAAAAAAAAÆàÂÅAAAAAÀAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA¥¥¥€€€€€€€€AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGHH/##EAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAA¥¥¥€€€€AAÀAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGH
No. 830580
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>>830570>>830576This was posted hours ago calm down
No. 830583
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>>830290and if you were suspicious?? all that is fictitious! I blow kissous
No. 830595
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No. 830619
File: 1623745425024.jpeg (101.39 KB, 640x797, vxyrojzok3571.jpeg)
Based soyboys
No. 830950
File: 1623774868557.jpg (33.38 KB, 250x161, -4-9-2.jpg)
mfw i go to japan and find the yakuza and they're not orphan rescuing woman respecting bad boys with golden hearts who also look like fitness or underwear models
No. 830985
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mfw I go to the church and there are no hot priests waiting to start a family with me
No. 830987
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>>830985I know that feel,
nonnie.
No. 830995
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Newfags get out reeeeeeee
No. 831239
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No. 831249
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Frolicking through the fields~~~~ ehehehe~~~~~~
No. 831257
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Jane Stawson
No. 831271
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No. 831369
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No. 831370
File: 1623822424988.png (63.24 KB, 422x376, iouvgoógh.png)
please explain to me why the fuck am I listening to this
No. 831388
File: 1623824505207.gif (1.35 MB, 320x286, 20v5Bc.gif)
No. 831438
>>831403You get it, babes.
She also probably doesn't care about what people with boyfriends look like. Daily reminder that the Slaton sisters have boyfriends.
No. 831446
>>831443kek idk if it's always that deep
nonnie. let the fatties and uggos love
No. 831465
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I'm laughing so hard at this picture right now, I needed to share it with you gals
No. 831471
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MOVING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
No. 831485
>>831465Who goes to YouTube during a panick attack like
>hmmm yes, I feel like my heart will explode, time to look for my cwomfwort chwawactew uwuAnd the makeup is so shit it’s almost insulting.
No. 831486
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CAT'S FOOT IRON CLAW
NEUROSERGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE
AT PARANOIA'S POISON DOOR
tweny first sentry shizoid man
No. 831523
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No. 831575
>>831465oh noooo i thought i was the only one
i have to listen to them with my phone turned face down
No. 831599
>>831575This cosplay really isn't fitting the woman. It makes her look old and not like mop-hair at all (the wig is wrong too, it's not looking disheveled and unkempt enough). And OF COURSE she also did an ASMR cosplay of the idiot from Retard Academia that Kevin tried cosplaying.
All of this is making me feel like a cranky elder, IDGAF about any of those shitty new anime characters (danganronpa is an okay game series to kill time too, but definitely not to obsess over those cardboard personalities).
No. 831624
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>>831603well what do elder weebs like? astro boy?
No. 831631
>>831624Kek! I loved pretentious weeb shit (and still do, though I'm occasionally more critical of it). Weird to think that Cowboy Bebop was already a classic when I was discovering it, and it's ancient by now. I have zero interest to keep up with the times and new animu (unless it's something that fits right into my weirdo taste).
The only weeb character that I have ever truly loved was from NGE ♥ though it doesn't qualify as husbando…
No. 831676
>>831634Since besides Penpen, literally everyone in the series is an angel… yes
>>831646If the disaster known as 3.0+1.0 didn't quite manage to make me feel ashamed of that, you will not be able to either
No. 831689
File: 1623860381943.png (607.44 KB, 1218x781, mental illness.png)
hi twitterfriends
No. 831697
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>>831689I just wish for all of our new Twitterfriends to post their handles, it would be amazing to make new friends.
No. 831857
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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
No. 831901
File: 1623879510269.jpg (68.07 KB, 480x360, tumblr_mhja3784D41qga8b9o1_500…)
>>831857this has to be fake
No. 832009
File: 1623894559144.jpg (252.81 KB, 1920x1080, character development.jpg)
heh, kids these days don't understand true art
No. 832087
File: 1623901812341.png (221.39 KB, 339x341, af9.png)
a writer of the Archie Sonic Comics once paraphrased a poem about the Holocaust for a children's comic about cartoon animals who fight robots?
No. 832096
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>>832087Thanks for reminding me about Ken Penders
No. 832117
File: 1623905220462.png (38.74 KB, 600x258, Screenshot (63).png)
>>832096an actual quote from Ken Panders
No. 832131
File: 1623906647106.png (87.17 KB, 612x587, 1554787296948.png)
>>832124>>832122This wasn't a Troll BTW, he defended himself for over 7 days. but Despite all that he still, to this day, hasn't apologized or recanted a single thing he said
His arrogance and autism inspiring
No. 832139
File: 1623908793382.jpg (214.1 KB, 2542x1434, soisaws.JPG)
/m/ be like
>character you like thread
>character that appeals to you thread
>character you are drawn to thread
>character you are into thread
>character pic spam thread
>character design you like thread
>character you wanna fuck thread but only males
>character you wanna fuck thread but only females
/g/ be like
>ugly guys we wanna fuck thread but we post hot guys too
>hot guys we wanna fuck thread but we post ugly guys too
>guys we wanna fuck just in general
>women we're ashamed to fuck but not really ashamed to fuck too
>women we wanna fuck in general thread
>cow boards aren't enough we need to shit on women's looks some more thread
>fashion but only good trends
>fashion but only bad trends
>fashion but only bad trends except we call it a zoomer word this time
>fashion but only old trends in general
>fashion but only old trends that we don't like
>fashion but only from one website
>i'm ugly thread the permutations of which i'm too lazy to type out at this point
/ot/ reigns supreme
am i bitter that you bitches are obsessed with sharing pictures of famous people or characters whom we can just google instead? yea man fuckin stop posting and kys.
No. 832144
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>>832139/m/ has:
>Music thread>Bad art thread>good art thread>gif thread>movies thread>series thread>reaction memes thread>picrew thread>dumb bitch memes thread>music discussion thread>creepy pics thread>video games threadEtc, so you have to be a purposefully dense fucker to think it's all about characters you wanna pork
(no infighting the retard thread) No. 832164
File: 1623913636527.jpg (52.94 KB, 540x668, f6qptyoaptf61.jpg)
your nipples are older than your teeth But try posting a mouthful of nipples online and see what happens
No. 832166
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I love pompeiiman and he is always so happy to see me
No. 832212
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>>832117>>832087The entire extended sonic lore is a retarded shitpost, Sonic's home planet Mobius is actually Earth tens of thousands of years in the future after aliens had dropped an experimental gene bomb on the planet
The surviving humans were known as overlanders and the Evolved animal lifeforms are called Mobians, humans and Mobians were in constant conflict and war, the overlanders were initially defeating the Mobians until the exiled scientist Julian joined the Mobians and provided them with tactical information, battle strategies and technology which led to their defeat
Thoughout this conflict Julian amassed more and power and was virtually an independent warlord, Julian eventually staged a coup against The kingdom of Acorn with the help of his swatbots and rebranded himself as Robotnik, sonic and his friend's are actually revolutionaries trying to defeat the tyrannical rule of Robotnik
This was the official sonic extended canon for 27 years until this man
>>832117 Ken Penders single handedly ended the Sonic Extended canon and caused the reboot of the entire universe
No. 832306
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This has gone through my head every day for last 4 years
No. 832368
File: 1623939839922.jpg (Spoiler Image,184.3 KB, 1228x813, 1569873777624.jpg)
why are evafags
No. 832413
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everyone shush! a tiger has entered the thread!
No. 832427
If this is the retarded thread then why do we learn so much?
>anons learning about detached earlobes for the first time>Creative writing exercises>Canon sonic x the holocaust content>This image which is about to lead me down a rabbit hole >>831901Imagine what we could accomplish if we weren't brain dead shitposters
I'm still thinking about the cars universe No. 832436
>>832380What evafag hurt you
>>832212>>832242Honest question - isn't that lore completely insignificant/noncanon since the main canon are the Japanese games and this is corporate american fanwank?
No. 832440
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>>832434There's no real difference except detached earlobes can get torn easier
No. 832461
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I think my favorite thing ever is that I have spent literally my entire existence existing and I use it to have big tiddys
No. 832495
>>832489one word at a time. ok ready
THE
No. 832499
>>832436Nayrt but it's a little more complicated than that? At the time Archie sanic was written there wasn't really a Japanese canon. The original sanic games, like most games of their time, didn't have much lore to speak of. Sega kind of let Archie go buck wild with the characters only reigning them in now and then, and later developed their own canon in the games. Most normie sanic fans consider the games canon, but as ridiculous as it was Archie wasn't a doujin, it did come first, and the story in most of the TV shows are also loosely based off of what happened in Archie (the shows are also American but again, Sega was complicit) so some older sanicfags consider it the original canon. Fun fact, extreme autist Ken Penders (who mostly wrote shit about his 200 knuckles OCs, and Sally being scolded into submission by her dad) wasn't even a sanic fan, and claims he never played the games or even read the parts of the comic he didn't write.
No. 832512
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>>832488pride beds pride beds pride beds pride beds pride beds
No. 832565
>>832512oh no you used the old pink and purple
terf lesbian flag instead of the new twanz friendly pink and orange one, you have murdered 10 trans women with this post alone you monster
No. 832577
File: 1623953109451.gif (6.42 MB, 774x691, 338ff.gif)
the more moody and unhinged i feel irl tje more i shitpost it's the only thing in this gay wotld that makes me happy
now errybody in the club gettin tipsy
No. 832581
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A new e-mail for the nonnie with the e-mail compilation
No. 832585
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>>832577samefag whoa that's a big sponge. a big hunka cheese
No. 832591
File: 1623954105148.gif (840.4 KB, 264x384, suicidal dancing.gif)
>>832577I'll dance with you, anon.
No. 832598
File: 1623954503548.jpg (297.93 KB, 272x1336, 95PQalz.jpg)
Are we uhh are we being raided in a novel annoying way right now
No. 832608
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he got that lemon peppa steppas nigga
No. 832614
File: 1623956919050.png (56.93 KB, 152x223, coolandnice.png)
>>832610Yes m(this post is signed by plankton gang)
No. 832619
File: 1623957877317.gif (101.9 KB, 365x274, cd7.gif)
>>832604i have the ability to put anyone on crack. me in the middle
No. 832629
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wtf is this?????? someone explain
No. 832631
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i didn’t know thong pants were a thing until today. what a time to be alive
No. 832640
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>>832633I love this song.
No. 832680
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Anybody want to get banged? After we bang, we will have bung.
No. 832693
File: 1623963702972.jpg (64.16 KB, 617x786, 1536809953321.jpg)
>>832687Did you find what you were looking for?
No. 832828
File: 1623982956599.jpeg (Spoiler Image,638.52 KB, 1536x2048, 2E68BFF1-6EB8-450B-A8BE-A21AB1…)
Imagine going to Japan to fulfill your weeb fantasies and you see this shit
No. 832856
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thirstposting for onceler desu
No. 832940
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>>832442That's what a sensitive person would say.
No. 832947
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Grab one anons
No. 832963
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meep morp
No. 832964
>>832952I really like this gif for some reason
Reminds me of 90s games
No. 832987
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No. 833006
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shinji built the straw house, asuka worked with whatever sticks she could find and rei made hers out of bricks
No. 833027
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i've been watching zombie land saga as my seasonal junk food and had a dream where i kissed kotaro, but i was also sakura? would any anon like to psychoanalyze this
No. 833145
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No. 833162
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No. 833232
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No. 833406
File: 1624052462185.gif (621.24 KB, 250x169, lets dance nonnie.gif)
No. 833420
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>>833415
>back crackling
Wtf is that? Is it like a pork cracklin?
No. 833849
File: 1624110809386.jpg (28.42 KB, 358x369, tinfoilcat.jpg)
No. 833863
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I prefer Yes Chad with a pleasantly surprised look
No. 833891
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I was too late to adopt this cat but she will always live in my heart
No. 833959
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Mmm hats
No. 833971
>>833959Hats, very important.
Ugh children are ugly.
Who should I choose, the bishie or the moustache man?
No. 833988
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>>833971Both. One for Saturdays and one for Sundays.
No. 833992
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My tiddies called, they need your help fetching the doritio that just fell between them
No. 834023
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>>833959this is on my mind…
No. 834645
File: 1624191884086.gif (842.57 KB, 244x220, tenor.gif)
If my boyfriend doesn't send me this everyday I don't want him.
No. 834840
>>834667OH NO
NOT ME
WHOAH NO
NOT ME
No. 835004
File: 1624223957239.png (49.17 KB, 392x214, sgsgrsrg.png)
what does my watch later list say about me
No. 835160
File: 1624251846088.jpeg (46.35 KB, 567x434, 1615905042402.jpeg)
fujoshi shit is excused as [relatively] harmless because oh the girls are just living vicariously through shipping
but what about just solo smut drawings (less gay) or self insert fan fiction of real [male] internet celebrities
what about that is more creepy and or threatening? do you really think fan girls are even capable of kidnapping/physical violence?/?
the shit that female celebs go through i think its about time more fucked up fan fic of these men gets written
writing a hetero or self insert thing is more personal but fuckign yaoi is just two things mashed together what do you have agaisnt a milquetoast PIV fan fic its literally less outrageous
well maybe i AM homophobic but only towards fan art because there isnt enough objectification of men for there to be significant amount of solo subject pics
i am not a cuck or voyuer(the point of smut is to imagine you’re there, dumbass.) i don't care for yaoi its not two times good thing its this thing is being taken by someone that doesnt look like you so maybe yes i am SEXIST when there is more than One man around
women are more into fanfic men are more visual
bitch, i see a market that needs to be catered too and its ME
i just want to be able to see drawings of these Internet celebrities (male) that doesn't have another penis scribbled somewhere in the image
No. 835250
>>835160I don’t know, anon, most of the self-insert stuff I’ve particularly read so far about my current husbandos has a lot of mainstream porn stuff like:
>getting called a slut/whore/little/insert degradation fetish words here>rape or “non-con” or “dubious consent”>weird fetishes like piss>”facefucking”I mean, unless you write your own stuff or commission it so there’s no weird ass shit, it might have scrotish takes, either for shock value or because the person who is writing those fanfics is genuinely into those shitty fetishes.
The market is there, but you really have to dig in piles of shit so you can find a gold nugget.
No. 835284
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look at these cats spin. look at em go. yipee
No. 835500
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I drink this when I want to MOID out. Seeing its camouflage outer and imagining the caramel brown energy Fuel inside bubbling up, desperate to reach my lips. That's Peak Moidism, baby. That not-quite-cola flavor sends my female tastebuds on an HRT-like transmogrification journey. I start to feel the SYNTHESIZED TESTOSTERONE COURSE THROUGH MY BODY at an extremely high velocity. Of course men and assault. Get Assaulted, become a man. It's all making sense now? This is the fakeboi drink.
No. 835527
File: 1624307031093.webm (1.48 MB, 640x360, Casual Misadventures.webm)
trashe
No. 835545
>>835410unrelated but today i learned that jamaica is not in africa. shocked
>>835500yet another flavor that's not available here FUCK!!!!!!!!!
No. 835638
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i think she's cute
No. 835656
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>>835638Aww, reminds me of a whale shark
No. 835680
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(autist) time between manic episodes is shortening because without encountering outside people to talk to or think about im fixating too much on whims/fucked up thoughts and turning them into lesser obsessions anyway i guess the way i feel about youtuber/twitch streamer is the same jealously that scrotes feel about titty streamrs/cam girls, that i perceive him as getting all this money and "not really working" and what i desire isn't the guy himself but the money he earns. also i dont know what the aidens that factkin him are feeling but i dont have an internal need to be perceived as a 'cool, relatable moid' what i need to be perceived as is a person who can afford a VR gaming set up and that only requires money.
No. 835686
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>>835638>>835682elephant's foot waifu?
No. 835687
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SEYO SEYO SEYO SEYO
No. 835735
>>835687HEMP HEMP HEMP HEMP
SOWING HEMP PLANTS
SOWING GREEN ONES
No. 835816
File: 1624347385494.jpeg (142.34 KB, 852x1136, i cri.jpeg)
>>835713fr i read threads before bed and all my favorite ones are seldom bumped today. ENTERTAIN ME!!!
No. 835831
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No. 835847
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>>835687Siyu-viyu, siyu-viyu konopelečki
Siyu-viyu, siyu-viyu zelenesenki
No. 835976
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why is he cumming from his eyes?
No. 835977
File: 1624367091726.jpeg (18.91 KB, 626x417, EF9A4851-9752-478B-AE6D-193A96…)
>>835976it's worse than you thought. if you zoom in you can see the cum is leaking from every facial orifice!
No. 835992
File: 1624368218101.jpg (890.82 KB, 1920x1080, Gaetan~2.jpg)
>>835968he's my murder-happy witcher bf
No. 836011
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Schwule Schweine Hinge Dinge
that;'s what you Germans sound like
No. 836033
>>836022it just makes them mad because as
>>836032 said it's not even their language and eurofags are notoriously nationalistic ime
No. 836041
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Mornin
No. 836042
>>836011>>836034dhjggtrsXdassdgyiiolbcffccggwcvbnmvcxxwwdfskididdlybop shitzenshit
that's how i read it
No. 836045
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No. 836068
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This is my gift to you guys. I had to lay my poor innocent eyes upon it so also will you
No. 836085
>>836068I can't with the
spikes moving in the wind. Also this brings back repressed memories of a middle school friend
explaining to me how sonamy became canon at the end of SonicX cause Sonic gave her a rose or sthg No. 836158
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Does anyone wants to come to my tea party?
No. 836177
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>>836171thank you
nonnie! Have some more!
No. 836262
File: 1624397305511.gif (1.51 MB, 250x250, 16243970341161642.gif)
Cute!!!
No. 836293
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keep taking that good ol magic wand to my shit like a jackhammer and proper wrecked my shit. I miss when I could pop Xanax and be hot on Tumblr. What the fuck is global warming
No. 836302
File: 1624401237705.png (120.33 KB, 423x413, goodnitesleeptite.png)
Shut up and sleep with me come on why don't you sleep with me shut up and sleep with me come on aha and sleep with me shut up and sleep with me come on why don't you sleep with me shut up and sleep with me come on aha and sleep with me
No. 836329
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>>836041I woke up at 3 in the afternoon
No. 836330
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>>836293You were in a coma? Well cluck cluck lucky duck. I need one.
No. 836334
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>>836330I need a coma as well.
No. 836385
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>>836329So what? It's summer
No. 836438
File: 1624421725554.jpg (47.98 KB, 800x800, 1621399785285.jpg)
someone talk to me I'm bored as fuck please
No. 836443
File: 1624422654855.jpeg (337.56 KB, 1242x1542, B7072281-A2D2-4F98-A6F7-313BAF…)
>>836438I just ate an egg it was really good and a tomato too. I love onion and garlic. You eat that shit too or are you a no veggies kinda farmer.
No. 836444
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who wants to get a lobotomy with me
No. 836471
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>>836463I’ve never had elote it looks scary to me because I fucking hate sour cream. But I like corn cheese so maybe I’ll try it one day.
No. 836523
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name my OC
No. 836635
File: 1624448320038.png (414.71 KB, 487x524, anachan.PNG)
>>836523why does he have such skinny legs :(
No. 836647
File: 1624449373989.jpeg (46.18 KB, 600x337, 1046C3FF-9F2D-45A0-A754-B6D8B8…)
danganrope yourself
No. 836655
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>>836635it lines up with the lines. that's just the way of the
model ocmaking industry
No. 836691
File: 1624454685273.jpg (82.12 KB, 900x700, 154.jpg)
mirror mirror on the wall, who's the thiccest of them all?
No. 836785
File: 1624465311808.jpg (45.08 KB, 552x597, a.jpg)
No. 836834
File: 1624469650863.jpeg (85.96 KB, 500x500, 1623722535258.jpeg)
>>836174those are whale bone!
>>836330who's this character, she's cute ?
No. 836846
File: 1624471191100.jpg (89.8 KB, 828x797, knowledge.jpg)
>>836471i have never heard of elote with sour cream, so i looked it up and found maybe 1 recipe that had sour cream in the ingredients list.
rest assured there's usually not any sour cream, it's mayonnaise.
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>>836847>>836846>>836818My best friend’s mom usually put crema on it and when I’d google many recipes had crema or sour cream too. I figured it always involved some kind of cream in the end and since I super don’t like either I just didn’t eat it. I will try it next time I see it though.
No. 836869
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holy shit i miss old anime not the cheesy and outdated 80s and 90s anime but the early 2000s was peak for their OSTs
No. 836897
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No. 837089
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scrolling through tumblr is making me feel more energized in my misandry
No. 837092
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He's gonna fuckin get ya
No. 837143
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I don't believe sonic is like a god ok and I know he's fake but for me he is like a spiritual guide. I ask of Sonic and he gives me advice and that advice always turns out to be good advice. That doesn't necessarily mean he is omnipotent but perhaps he does exist somewhere in the universe watching over me and other tards like me. In exchange for Sonic's gifts I write sonic fanfiction and talk to other sonic fans about sonic when I meet them. I'm thinking of doing some sonic embroidery, I think that would be pretty neat. Anyway for some reason sonic is special to me in a really autistic way but even though it's autistic sonic adds a lot of value to my life and he can always brighten my day when I'm down, I think it's great to have someone like that. I don't really say it often but here I go, thanks bud for always being there for me, thank you for talking me out of cutting my hair, thanks for keeping my honeydew melon fresh for the weekend. I hope you liked my last fanfic. I wish I could give you a hug but also I hated your movie that shit was gay. Sorry but friends tell their friends the truth. I don't blame you for it though I blame that weird Adam Sandler guy or whoever the fuck it was in that movie. Can I borrow your shoes? I think they look pretty cool. Let's get stoned together! If you are still reading this I'm sorry but if you made it this far listen up because this is important: you have to spread the word and share the love of Sonic to 10 friends before the end of the day. If you don't want a giant round man with thin legs to enter your bedroom while you sleep and turn you into a robot. I talked to 10 friends about sonic but one of my friends said she didn't believe in Him and wouldn't talk to her other friends about him, the next day she was a robot and then her crush thought she was weird because he would never date or kiss a robot (who would?) and then she died because she was so sad. Sonic could have saved her and he could save you too. No he isn't working with the round man. Sonic stops the round man but he can only do it if you believe. Sonic can save you but he isn't a god he's just a spiritual guide, you have to listen to his advice or bad things will happen, but if you listen to his advice then good things will happen. It would be a shame to ignore a spiritual guide who is just trying to help. So "ring" up your friends and tell them about how cool sonic is. Love you sonic you are a really cool friend!
No. 837161
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>>837143HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONICCCCCCC
No. 837167
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hey
No. 837171
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No. 837172
File: 1624501875142.gif (902.09 KB, 260x178, anger.gif)
keep talking shit and i'll show you my true magic nerds
No. 837284
File: 1624516687763.jpg (135.71 KB, 1280x720, sooniac.jpg)
HAPPY B DAY SONAC
No. 837289
File: 1624516967631.gif (651.66 KB, 466x367, 263FFF30-6DA8-4DAD-9D8B-3125CB…)
gotta go fast to get to the birthday cake
No. 837310
File: 1624520376225.jpg (11.99 KB, 228x215, 7b4467fb0ca70d92f0b7dc1ca2cd30…)
Please cielo papi, lemme dream of celebrity peen today. I promise I'll be useful afterwards.
Amen.
No. 837311
File: 1624520752666.jpg (162.93 KB, 678x825, spongebob_you_wana_by_nekothey…)
Houston we have a hehe moment
No. 837328
File: 1624522677474.jpg (103.41 KB, 749x810, 1548251773162.jpg)
mmph
No. 837330
File: 1624522762073.jpg (101.16 KB, 749x814, 1548252926899.jpg)
rawr!
No. 837411
File: 1624534709441.jpg (62.92 KB, 483x332, pullhatesdoja.jpg)
only explanation for all this hate for doja cat is its either one anon samefagging and spamming every thread or it's /pull/fags being salty because a pretty&cute nerdy woman is successful and has so many male admirers. etiher way it goes back to pull because if it was still there those people would have a place to sperg about how she's fake and ugly there.
reposted because I fixed board-tan's head, it was too big she looked like a tranny
No. 837417
>>837416*thread
not plural
No. 837484
File: 1624540616317.jpg (53.2 KB, 500x364, private_shitposting.jpg)
literally me
No. 837514
>>837424In addition to those, it's okay to post 'hehe Lana fat' (using a one-year-old photo, while the thread was still in /snow/), 'Grimes looks like a bridge troll', shit on Billie Eilish etc. but if you say Doja doesn't look that great, it's nitpicking and a ban-worthy offense. Seems like half of lolcow, including mods, stans Doja. Kind of bizzare how it's acceptable to shit on looks on most female celebrities, but not on pwecious incel queen Doja. I don't care about her either way, but it is weird as hell.
I think we should focus on actual milk and not how supposedly ugly famous women are. Or if we have to nitpick, scrotes are an acceptable target.
>in b4 do you know where you areOkay but then Doja is just as an acceptable target as other famous women
No. 837542
File: 1624547252035.jpeg (47.42 KB, 500x385, FE4EF3BA-E251-4205-AF00-AFED8A…)
No. 837544
File: 1624547584964.jpg (59.46 KB, 483x332, pullhatesdojatemplate.jpg)
>>837492here, I had to draw over because I didn't have one without text + done some refinements.
No. 837584
File: 1624554205780.jpg (129.1 KB, 1280x720, Asobi Asobase - 07 - Large 25.…)
I accidentally looked at some anime titty body pillow shit while logged into my mom's amazon and it was in her browsing history for at least a couple of days
No. 837609
Ohh!
Flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C.
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the U.S.S.R. (Yeah!)
Been away so long, I hardly knew the place
Gee, it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey, disconnect the phone
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Well,
The Ukraine girls really knock me out (… Wooh, ooh, ooh)
They leave the West behind (Da, da, da)
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout (… Wooh, ooh, ooh)
That Georgia's always on
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind
Oh, come on
Woo (Hey)
(Hoo) Hey
Woo hoo (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah
Hey, I'm back In the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
Back In the U.S.S.R.
Well,
The Ukraine girls really knock me out (…Wooh, ooh, ooh)
They leave the West behind (Da, da, da)
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout (… Wooh, ooh, ooh)
That Georgia's always on
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind
Oh, show me 'round your snow-peaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm
I'm back In the U.S.S.R.
Hey, you don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Oh, let me tell you, honey
Hey, I'm back
I'm back In the U.S.S.R. (Woo, ooh, ooh)
Hey, it's so good to be home (Woo, ooh, ooh)
Yeah, back In the U.S.S.R.
No. 837633
File: 1624559916476.jpg (47.15 KB, 350x260, look at me.jpg)
PLEASE
No. 837636
File: 1624560193937.png (1021.89 KB, 758x1172, '.png)
maybe scrotes aren't that bad
>scrotes on social media
>scrotes on imageboards
>talking to scrotes irl
>handling scrotes in my job
nvm
No. 837650
>>837642you looking through my screen
nonny?
No. 837737
File: 1624569587822.jpg (42.47 KB, 1280x720, tmyk.jpg)
fun fact:it is a criminal offense to ignore my posts
No. 837796
File: 1624576092643.jpg (Spoiler Image,9.84 KB, 220x198, 220px-Josh_Duggar_2021.jpg)
Reply to this post to smash his cock and balls
No. 837815
>>837796More like smash them in the guillotine
>>837805I think that's the Duggar brother
No. 837829
File: 1624580240923.gif (2.08 MB, 540x408, AccurateJadedDeer-size_restric…)
No. 838025
File: 1624605885386.jpeg (197.77 KB, 1800x1200, 6EEA9BEC-C1BC-4CAF-BF67-0964D7…)
Awwww, Did He PICK You Sweaty?
No. 838285
File: 1624646726993.png (897.02 KB, 1179x1248, legs legs legs on the menu.png)
miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku miku
No. 838297
File: 1624647691012.jpg (32.54 KB, 1024x576, E2v5UGPXIAQK-_m.jpg)
>>836834I see what you did there.
No. 838342
File: 1624651432468.png (6.42 MB, 2048x2731, E883F64A-3B36-4565-852F-A1AF50…)
my little cursed pony
No. 838346
File: 1624651704895.jpg (135.35 KB, 1242x1216, queefyjuice.jpg)
When I was a kid I thought queefing was 'breathing through my butt,' so three-year-old me proudly queefed in front of my father and told him I was butt-breathing.
No. 838596
File: 1624675189422.jpg (240.83 KB, 923x1542, 6be19fac70fefadcaa626681566675…)
Just had this vision
>Be Momokun
>"I love gucci although I can't even fit their fanny packs anymore, of course I'll watch the movie!"
>"omg forbidden man is so athletic and tall and kinda dorky looking, i never knew that before even though I wanted to copy Jnig's Kylo Ren lingerie cosplay"
>becomes a dudefag and gives more fuel to mockery from farmers
No. 838692
File: 1624689214993.png (290.94 KB, 400x756, PicsArt_06-25-11.29.30.png)
DID YOU SUB TO MY SPICY???? SUB A DUB DUB JERRY!!!! 5" LOLI JUICY BOOTY ON THE FORBIDDEN SPICY!!!!
No. 838766
>>838700Or how about: cali-izzy666
>>838692Necromorph loli gremlin uwu
No. 838769
File: 1624701652534.gif (903.42 KB, 280x158, bean.gif)
he move
No. 838770
File: 1624701693191.jpg (468 KB, 1080x2244, Screenshot_20210626_120043_com…)
No. 838814
File: 1624710377150.jpg (98.56 KB, 611x782, watchmen-ch10-pg31-2.jpg)
No. 838931
File: 1624724972386.jpg (25.89 KB, 466x643, 09uy.jpg)
>>837756you're safe fren, the rest of you are going to shitpost jail
No. 838963
File: 1624728231036.jpeg (298.85 KB, 1377x863, 5C534264-1A07-4781-BF0A-EDF8EA…)
I wanna draw but I fucking can’t and it’s been like that for weeks and I wanna drive a car into a lake heeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmm
No. 839167
File: 1624750494162.jpeg (63.83 KB, 749x482, 52FAD2DD-0D65-4EE0-8D88-7AC015…)
No. 839233
File: 1624760582358.jpg (437.4 KB, 1179x1233, dzaejplle1f31.jpg)
Sumoflowers
No. 839238
>>839235lots of women who were sexual abused wind up with unfortunate sexual kinks too, people get fucked up in the head
I'm not gonna speak to hotep misogynoir though because it's not the point here
No. 839265
>>839257Dude you just acted like you didn't even know this was a thing, so how do you know it's the same guys?
But whatever, since you insist; that isn't the case here. He's been with black women, he loves his mother and sister, he isn't self-loathing.
His first exposure to really major racism happened during the throughs of puberty, and anger and horniness got their wires crossed. So now it manifests itself as him getting turned on by the concept of "converting" white trash racist broads by being so hot and suave that he's irresistible.
And as for why I go along with it, I put on the trumptism hat and I get my absolute brains fucked out.
This is the retarded shitpostimg thread, I didn't really expect to be digging so deep here.
I'm obviously not going to say there's no black men who hate black women, fucking obviously there are plenty, but that's not him.
No. 839266
File: 1624763233374.jpeg (50.99 KB, 750x750, 758C66F5-D511-4E53-80B5-4E3410…)
ahhh mmbabaaahh my precious brain fluids
No. 839283
>>839265Loving their mothers is not a high bar and its not just about your boyfriend, black men like your boyfriend see sex as means to take power (society cultivates that) and they feel having sex with WW is some big ‘fuck you’ to white masculinity. They view Whit women as the property of White men and subsequently see sex with white Women(esp racist WW with racist families) as an exaction of agencym Many BM, when asked why they like WW point to several factors:
>sexual permissiveness >domesticity>submissive personality but make no mistake these traits being lauded as ideals is direct and explicit misogynoir- it’s entirely rooted in the idea BW are loud, ‘ghetto’, mean, domineering, abrasive, and ‘don’t know their place’
I don't think you should break up with him, In fact keep him he deserves to be with you
No. 839286
>>839283Well good thing some random person online knows my long term partner better than I do and ignored my in-depth explanation as to how we got here because there was one point you could latch on to to make both of us look like pieces of shit.
Since we're just wildly guessing about each other's partners, I bet your girlfriend wishes you would stick a finger up her ass and she's too scared to ask you because you're so judgemental about fetishes that don't leave the bedroom. You're kind of an asshole.
No. 839288
>>839286I'm straight, I don't care about IR relationships as long as you are not pathological about it. If your boyfriends gets off on you being racist then he's got a problem with his own identity.
but its funny how its mostly black are into shit, you don't see black women with raceplay fantasies about slave masters and shit
No. 839292
>>839288Then your boyfriend wishes you would stick a finger up his ass, your genders are irrelevant for my point. You don't know how every single black man feels and it's gross that you think you do. People are all different and all have different reasons for shit. I explained his proclivity very clearly, and the fact that you still think you know what he's thinking just because he's black makes you seem a lot more racist than me dude. Nasty. I don't play along because I'm some kind of chaser, I am but a humble bonobo that likes getting plowed and enjoys seeing my bf get hot and bothered and gain some kind of catharsis.
I also don't want to speak to why black women don't have the same/similar fetishes as often because I am not remotely in their position, but if I were just betting, I'd say white men who would reciprocate such a fetish are probably mostly serial killers
inb4 we both get banned for infighting despite this being a pretty tame discussion
No. 839299
>>839292>I also don't want to speak to why black women don't have the same/similar fetishes as often because I am not remotely in their position, but if I were just betting, I'd say white men who would reciprocate such a fetish are probably mostly serial killersIts cause most black women have self respect, something you lack btw, and of course its not all black men(I know many good one's) but its too many who are into this shit and the fact you entertain these fantasies is insulting towards black women. again you two likely deserve each other but at least listen to black women who know about these types of men
your boyfriend's fetish is built upon insecurity and frustration
No. 839301
>>839299God damn lady, it doesn't so much as leave our house, we aren't insulting fucking anyone. Do you think you know how
everyone feels, not just black men? Because now you're telling me I have no self respect, because why? I'm sorry you've clearly encountered a bunch of shitty dudes, but just because someone deals with their trauma via weird fucking, that doesn't implicitly make him a bad person. I mean that genuinely, it really is awful that it's such a common phenomenon, and my bf personallyactively hates men who elect like that. And iit's not really my place to speak on that much either, but I also don't like men like that. But for the one person I intimately know who has this particular kink, I would much more liken it to a woman who had suffered sexual assault and wound up coping with bdsm or something like that. Do you think poorly of them? Are they
all shitty people?
>your boyfriend's fetish is built upon insecurity and frustrationYeah, it really and truly is, so why does that make him a shitty person when the way he deals with that doesn't hurt anyone?
I'm sorry I can't like pull up a LinkedIn profile of a black woman he's hired to work for his company or something else substantial enough to satisfy you, but god damn dude. I mean it obviously wouldn't matter because you don't want to believe me and think I'm a racist piece of shit dating another racist piece of shit.
No. 839313
>>839312I get it, I'm a racist cunt dating a self-loathing hotep and our private life is destroying society.
You can stop now.
No. 839315
>>839313Unironically yes you are, hope you never have children
I can already imagine what type of mother you'd be to a black daughter
No. 839319
File: 1624770201581.jpeg (41.36 KB, 750x422, 67AD3B40-FBC3-4384-9A5F-53A9C7…)
everybody chill and look at this
No. 839464
File: 1624791759556.jpg (8.08 KB, 247x204, 7.jpg)
would you rather be accused of being a scrote, a newfag, a twitterfag, a pulltard, a troon or underage?
No. 839474
File: 1624793103191.jpg (66.26 KB, 1300x1132, Attach0 (1).jpg)
Hope you dont mind if I… snag this
No. 839854
File: 1624829416541.png (121.26 KB, 435x646, Carol Kincaid.png)
>>836834>>836330NTA, but that's Carol from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes. Here's the source of the art:
https://twitter.com/mjiusan/status/901728132251607041>>838342Cute!
>>839167I've coomed to you.
No. 839861
File: 1624829948342.gif (1.97 MB, 400x264, giphy.gif)
KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO
SUMMERTIME SADNESS
No. 839871
File: 1624831221293.gif (3.71 MB, 250x250, tenor.gif)
I wanna go crazy
No. 840003
File: 1624851521783.jpeg (75.76 KB, 815x828, 1898BD83-31D0-435B-B13E-FC0535…)
Manson is going to jail and I’m celebrating by streaming NIN
No. 840130
File: 1624868184246.jpeg (25.57 KB, 465x350, 3D56F870-DE97-4BED-AF80-A87D51…)
>>839997NTA, but him be a sugar glider.
No. 844730
File: 1625297526667.jpeg (35.01 KB, 351x355, 2A9AFDD3-6C5C-41C3-B929-0C6D23…)
>>837756O my god anon this gave my synapses some whiplash right now. I thought those dogs looked kinda familiar and I had to stare directly into their eyes to remember. It reminds me of this album cover that I used to be so scared of as a kid.