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No. 821479

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Previous mental impairments:

No. 821486

hello gals

No. 821492

Hola amiga.

No. 821493

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No. 821494

I just wanted to post early in this bread

No. 821503

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I made this is some virtual sandart simulator years ago. Enjoy!

No. 821504

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Eli Broth

No. 821511

No. 821533

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post ugly album covers please I want to laugh

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No. 821623

Holy shit i just had a flashback to last night's dream and i was with other faceless anons and opened a door to shaynus apartment but it was a small room full of shit and the desktop was the only light source showing us a bed on the floor covered in grimmy shit omg I'm never read that thread before bed again

No. 821635

The curse of Shaynus… I'll pray for protection for us all from the dolphin mouth

No. 821646

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This is for the anon that posted the deep lore of this cat. I forgot what thread it was in tho.

No. 821648

Wasn't it in the dumbass shit thread yesterday? I saw it, but didn't read

No. 821655

Oh yeah you’re right. I thought I checked there but I either didn’t or I’m just fuckin blind kek.

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No. 821661

gender specials making a list of what their new name will be

No. 821663

I kind of want to kiss Ann Dowd. Just one kiss.

No. 821673

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guess I'll repost here kek I didn't notice new thread I'm retarded

No. 821675

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I wish I could live in some desolate ass island in my country but healthcare is not as easily accessible

No. 821676

Tesah Jordin I can save you

No. 821683

I'm the blur and halsey anon, yours is based tbh

No. 821687

yours is based too
I just have to wonder what songs play typically after what songs, if they could go that specific it'd be even funnier. considering they played "choke" I'm going to assume it's "choke" after "disturbia" because I know for a fact that the latter's my most played riri song

No. 821745

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No. 821749

don't forget Kaiden

No. 821847

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I want to make a “draw my OC” thread in /m/ so that nonatellas from the dress up game thread and writer anons from all threads of life can dump out their ideas and other nonitas can draw them as fanciful or shitty and silly as they like

Also it’d be really funny if the original characters were super shitty (on purpose ofc) and to see the resulting drawings next to the bad/shitty art thread.

No. 821888

you should make it anonashawanabufontonquibalafondarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea

No. 821896

kaiba kaiba kaiba good good good

No. 821898

DO IT MAKE IT please I beg

No. 821901

That would be awesome! I want to draw some doodles between commissions and projects

No. 821989

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I too would love a thread like this!

No. 822095

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Mine's kind of embarrassing ngl

No. 822102

What is this?

No. 822104

isn't death in june neonazis?

No. 822114

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I just realized I posted this in the wrong thread

No. 822115

please make it holy shit I’ll love you forever anon

No. 822117

The neofolk genre as a whole is kind of filled with nazis but I just like the music. I'm not even white so I don't really feel too bad about liking a problematic genre or whatever.

No. 822119

spotify tells you about your listening history in a pretty powerpoint fashion

No. 822129

Where can I find it? I've been browsing in my spotify app but I can't find it lol. Am I blind

No. 822132

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It's on the home page, the "Only You" banner in pic related (ignore my questionable music taste).

No. 822134

I guess I just don't have it, it's not there. I wonder why that is. Thanks for the help!

No. 822137

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i love it when people share these

No. 822138

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depression in the morning

No. 822141

Samefag, after closing and opening the app a bunch of times it suddenly appeared on the search page

No. 822160

no real life man has all three
>bara tiddies
>not gay
>doesn't hate women

No. 822167

This is why 3D is shit, nonnie, if a man were to had all of them, the world would implode.

No. 822169

please anon !!!

No. 822171

oh my god these fucking squirrels are crazy man they're trying to knock my bird feeder down

No. 822182

What thread?

No. 822185

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No. 822188

really? with that ultra fake act? also he has an ugly easter island head

No. 822189

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No. 822196

Hey, all you said was tits, straight and not a woman hater. I delivered whether you like it or not.

No. 822200

he kind of looks like the forbidden man
He’s not ugly, I just hate his beard and mustache, I don’t know who told men it was okay to grow their face pubes.

No. 822201

hot, love his beard and mustache

No. 822205

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See, I prefer him a lot more with a beard. I feel like it makes his face a bit more proportionate. Back in middle school, I refused to watch him because I thought he was really ugly kek. How the turns have tabled.

No. 822209

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kek WTF, he actually looks kind of good here

It is done anonabellas >>>/m/146757

No. 822210

>he kind of looks like the forbidden man
no wonder he's so ugly

No. 822215

Forbidden man's tits are juicier though

No. 822219

Didn't he milk his friends death and treated his ex like shit

No. 822220

Why does everything always lead back to that abomination of nature.

No. 822222

agreed, I used to have a crush on mark ages ago and now I can feel it resurging with this look, it suits him so well. most men cannot pass facial hair off worth shit but he does

No. 822224

and treated supermega like shit too. it's always the """""""""nice""""""""" youtubers that are the biggest shitheads

No. 822225

Only really started watching him during the year of unus annus uplouds. Found it before lockdown hit and then once lockdown hit watching it was part of my new daily routine. The amount of sexual stuff that was snuck in there… I didn't exactly mind though lol

No. 822229

All big youtubers are shit by nature of being youtubers.

No. 822239

What exactly happened with supermega though? All I know is that mark was their boss, they lived together, something happened and they went on to work for gg

No. 822251

afaik he overworked them. mark apologized and i think they're chill now but not exactly friends.

No. 822262

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Who up

No. 822264

You can read about it in older youtuber threads but it's mostly bullshit. Matt and Ryan were incompetent, their time at gg was a complete mess.

No. 822266

I don't know the exact details, but supermega had a dear friend with whom they shared a YouTube channel called Cyndago, and that friend committed suicide. You can still watch their videos and the last two were posted after his death.

He was also friends/maybe roommates with Mark and possibly how supermega met Mark? could be wrong, but yes Mark freely admits that he was an asshole after the friend's death and overworked them and was not sympathetic enough to their grief

No. 822272

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let's go girls!

No. 822276

linkin park is based af

No. 822284

this is so gen Ω

No. 822303

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I literally googled 'Ω' and the first thing that appeared was porn tf

No. 822304

No. 822305

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Sometimes you just gotta make yourself laugh

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No. 822315

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i hate spotify for doing this to me. and myself for having the listening activity that prompted this to happen.

No. 822317

Kek anon i love that

No. 822338

so based anon

No. 822373

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yerin is beyond most kpopshit at this point, she's made 2 albums in predominantly english, her album with her rock band project the volunteers that just dropped is excellent. I'm happy about this one

No. 822431

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take care of yourself

No. 822539

this is the actual retarded shit thread please stop using the old one

No. 822772

the old one didn't reach the post limit yet. this truly is the more retarded thread.

No. 822793


No. 822871

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currently want to smash my head to a drywall, was (again) memed to starting a series that is absolute dogshit

No. 822954

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true to the spirit of the retard thread

No. 823014

why is it that the one better looking moid that came into my workplace today had to wear a mask when all the uggos wore no masks

No. 823022

^~^ maybe that is why he became better looking than the other moids

No. 823049

What was the series?

No. 823246

he had an objectively better looking upper face and wasn't a fucking fatty, which is a rarity around my workplace, how the fuck did all these ugly fat moids who are begging sales associates to help buy gifts for their wives or girlfriends get women in the first place. where are all the tall skinny decent looking ones and why do they never cross my path

No. 823275

Shit I was going to post something fun and cool or something but I already forgot, why do I have such shit memory

No. 823278

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Try retracing your steps from earlier maybe it will come back up. I don't wanna miss out on your genius

No. 823332

she has a really cute chin.

No. 823386

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Posted in /meta/ but got s=downs syndrome voted so I'm reposting heresdx

I suggest the userbase consider National Keekweek Day

we can invoke the second coming of Y2K if every user chooses to use the Keekweek theme on a given day. It cannot be something done sitewide as is done with hellweek, snowy, etc, the users must choose the theme themseveles with intention in order for the magic to happen. Trust me, if this happens the milk posted therein will begin to take on a different quality. This is all I have been able to accomplish lolchemically by myself withins the webisphere. the y2k rise again operation cannot happen without more manpower

please consider

No. 823409

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No. 823476

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bella poach bears an odd resemblance to this man

No. 823515

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fixed the meme

No. 823564

goddamn anon this guy triggers me please spoiler this next time

No. 823579

What day? I'll do it lol

No. 823667

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No. 823669

This reads like it could have been posted in one of the cow threads.

No. 823670

lmao based azelea doing it again.

No. 823674

she's right tbh
but that's why she's called grimes

No. 823675

>nothing says she wipes
>std nation
>hand over the baby for a spiritual and physical cleansing

I just wanna smoke with her kek

No. 823679

Fucking hell lmao she always delivers huh

No. 823684

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>Fucking hell lmao she always delivers huh
>based azealia
>I just wanna smoke with her

No. 823726

most annoying bitch ever
"why don't yiu just die anon no one likes anyway the farms would be a better place without you" yesokay even the cowz ae better anon yes "/m/ especially hates you" damn right
afhddëëê 'hi I'm Dave Faucet' SHUT UP shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit spellcheck wants tosay shots hits hits hits hits hits hits hit
"I'm asuka langley sohryu" loop but it's me arriving to lolcow
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a,b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bc-c-cccccccccc space mmñf7iût4èfpœœœœœœøœœœœœœœœœœœœœœœœœ
"they're all going to laugh at you" scene from carrie on loop. ;why can't i be based like you. why don't i put all the shit characters at top and good oned at the bottom like you

No. 823727

nīīïìíïïïìiiiiiee eee ee eee ee eee eeeeeeee E ninny not nonny cuz i suck

No. 823734

actually this was supposed to be to the tune of hallelujah (not the sappy one the choir one)

No. 823804

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2 kool for fools

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No. 823809

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im a fucking CHEF

No. 823813

cook my ass on the highest setting please

No. 823816

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your wish is my command, comin right up

No. 823818

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absolute queen

No. 823822

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me when I see piano

No. 823827

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No. 823835

danke, youre invited for dinner anytime, although i eat dinner at 2pm cause i work nights

No. 823848

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No. 823855

imagine if there were an alternate history where instead of traditional names like george, henry and thomas all the royals had names like brayden, cayden, jayden, etc. like "aiden III, son of brayden the conqueror"

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No. 823930

Sony Computer Entertainment America presents…. A Universal Interactive Studios Production… Product By Eurocom Entertainment Software… Craaaaaash Baaaash!

No. 823957

love this but shouldn't aiden 3 be the son of aiden 2 in order to be named aiden 3

No. 823960

not necessarily, he could be the grandson or great-grandson or so on

No. 823963

>an entire family of aidens

No. 823964

Aiden is an actual Irish name though

No. 823994

>a whole family of irish people

even worse :(

No. 823995

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No. 824001

I want to learn from the komaeda kinnies and embrace my cringe too. I want their confidence.
let's see if I can summon them:
komaeda cock
komaeda cock
komaeda cock

No. 824003

danger grandpa containment thread when

No. 824006

I want to be a car

No. 824014

what drives u nonnie

No. 824021

Same, I often wanted to live in the cars universe because you have so much freedom as a car, and the road belongs to you, and you can go as fast as you want whilst having no vital organs to damage. Furthermore, I like how even though they are cars, they still have places to sleep and can still have eating places. I like how in Cars 2 you can see cars that climb objects and can use spy devices despite being cars, that's awesome. And every car is so personalised, so they have outward appearances that resemble faces, and their own color schemes, and they have so much personality. In addition, I like how there is no swearing in the Cars world, and there's just good pure character development and racing.

No. 824025

I didn't expect to be carpilled today, the internet really is a dangerous tool of propaganda and radicalisation.

No. 824034

what kind queenie?

No. 824037

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No. 824041

I'm gonna go to the Cars universe and say fuck

No. 824067

I'm interested to know how reproduction works in the car universe (pure scientific curiosity)

do cars fuck? or does a young car couple decide it's time to head down to the mechanic and build their baby car piece by piece? does the mother car drive around with a fetal car inside her cabin for several months? until what point is a baby car considered extra parts, and at what point does it start to be considered a sentient car? if there's a miscarriage (lmao car puns) do they just find a tiny like tonka truck thing inside?

do baby cars know how to honk their horns? I wonder if the horn is installed after language develops. imagine punishing your car child by taking all its doors off and telling it it has to earn them back. car abuse

don't even get me started on car warfare

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No. 824083

Because of you I just researched that child cars do not exist in the cars universe. So I guess that means that they are created fully-functional and able to communicate, although I imagine they still have a juvenile stage where they need to learn from others things like what's the coolest place to hang out and how to race.
Are cars pansexual or I guess technically asexual since they all have the same parts but don't reproduce?

I need to watch cars

No. 824088

maybe it works in an ergo proxy-esque way where you ask the state to provide you a child?

that's just wishful thinking though

No. 824092

sorry anon

No. 824103

If there's no reproduction in the cars universe, then there's no need for romantic love. And no need for the cars to be "male" or "female" either. What the fuck

No. 824104

holy fuck a perfectly asexual car society I'm being carpilled today

I'm gonna have to rewatch the cars movies and see if even though it's a sexless world if they still do weird male-gazey shots/jokes about the female cars that so many children's movies feel the need to shoehorn in, we know they have crushes and stuff on each other, but I want to know about their socialization and if female (can even they be called female if they all have the same body parts?) cars are objectified anyway

also I got myself started on car warfare. Imagine being a tank in the cars world. worse than being a towtruck or a dumptruck, you're made to fight and kill. Imagine the built-in existential crisis of knowing you were created specifically for destruction. Give me a gritty adult cars movie where a tank with PTSD has to find a way to see itself as something other than a killing machine and find beauty and purpose in the world again

No. 824133

anime anishe anihe anithey
anigay aniday all day everyday
that's the way anisay

No. 824137

Thanks for my new pronoun inspo

No. 824138

Ayrt and holy shit I didn't even think about how there is no need for gender if they are all biologically (mechanically?) the same as car/car/carself
But humans have same sex attraction despite no opportunity for natural reproduction, so is it that much of a stretch to think cars could form romantic relationships without a biological imperative? I'm not trying to take apart your theory though, a completely romance free world would be so chill

Afaik Lightning McQueen has a girlfriend so there are girl cars, but I remember nothing so I guess we both need to rewatch the films to see how this gendering is handled
I can say in complete sincerity that I really want to see your gritty tank AU

I'm reading through everything I just wrote and I don't even think I'm being ironic anymore I'm genuinely interested in the cars expanded universe now

No. 824139

Kek np although I imagine it's already well in use on a car erp Discord

No. 824148

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If there are male and female cars, then I'm guessing that the female car would be a workshop herself, and the trunk of the female car would be larger to have parts to accommodate the building of the miniature car. And the male car would have the necessary metal parts, bolts, and stuff for the female to build with. So the parts would go into the trunk of the female car if they love each other, and her workshop would put it together. Over time, after birth, the miniature car would kind of unfold, and plates would slide apart to create a bigger surface area and car. This would be in some programming that is installed in every car, so all cars would know how to do this. The baby car would sometimes be fed from processed fuel that the mother has from original fuel, like shorter chain hydrocarbons, and they could be connected by a pipe. That would be carfeeding.

This is an exquisite idea, like the programmed side could fight against the car soul side. Maybe there would be tanks that self destruct or carry people to safety. Maybe there would be car suicide hotlines, to discourage cars from taking the wrong types of fuel. Potentially, cars could cope with drugs, and take 'speed' so they go really fast and forget their problems. In cars 1, there was a car with a tent and hippie patterns, who sold, 'special organic fuel', so I think this alluded to there being car drugs.

And what if there was a car that was built to be a male car with building materials but no female car building workshop (big juicy trunk) so it was sad, because people on carinternet had convinced him that he could be a girlcar, so he went to a mechanic to get his building parts removed, but his frame wasn't built to hold a mini baby workshop, so it was futile and looked terrible afterwards, so he commited caricide?

Also >>824067 I would imagine that baby cars would learn from parent cars how to honk horns, but maybe it could be like yelling or swearing. It is absolutely believable that car doors could be removed as punishment, but maybe that would be an equivalent to dismembering. If you remember, in Cars 1 Lightning McQueen falls off a cliff into cacti, and proclaims "ow", which tells us that cars can indeed feel pain, so maybe that would be extreme. So I think instead a wheel clamp could be used to stop them from moving and enjoying life.

I could see planes getting checkups and stuff and being radicalised by other planes who were brainwashed and tortured by radical carslamic cults to do terrible acts of terrorism.

You would get sent to car prison to do car manual labor fixing sidewalks like McQueen did. Horrible.

No. 824158

Nevermind the cars universe sounds like a hellhole, I hope they have an imageboard to complain about their lives on

No. 824159

breaking news ladies! loki is GENDERFLUID! clap clap clap

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>And what if there was a car that was built to be a male car with building materials but no female car building workshop (big juicy trunk) so it was sad, because people on carinternet had convinced him that he could be a girlcar, so he went to a mechanic to get his building parts removed, but his frame wasn't built to hold a mini baby workshop, so it was futile and looked terrible afterwards, so he commited caricide?
i love this thread sm

No. 824165

cars universe containment board when

which part of the car is the "brain"? while pondering the tank's spiritual dilemma, I started thinking about car religion and car souls and car creation and predetermination. Calvinism, carvinism

like if you're "born" as a racecar but you know you want to be a tractor and live in peace in the countryside, can you just take your engine out and put it in another vehicle? can they perform "brain" transplants? or is the car soul bonded to the car frame? also does death only come once your engine fails since you can in theory keep replacing parts ad infinitum?

what is the funereal process? do parts get recycled? metal is a finite resource, I'm assuming they have mines for materials (side note, imagine being born as a minecart) and since cars don't have bloodlines you can't inherit traits, do you just literally inherit your grandcarfather's actual rear view mirror? are all cars just car!Frankenstein's monsters?

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File: 1623000345329.jpg (173.69 KB, 611x437, cars-internalstructures-mater.…)

No. 824171

thank you for bringing us back to shitpost territory, I hate it

No. 824175

The farmers so invested in the cars universe make me feel slightly less retarded for spending so much time thinking about stupid fictional universes because at least it's not cars kek

No. 824191

do they perform lobotomies on cars?

No. 824197

jenny nicholson is gonna love this thread if she's not already the one shitposting

No. 824201

What kind of universes are you thinking about, nonnie?

No. 824208

Marry me anon, in a car kind of way

With regards to being born as a minecart and such, the cars universe seems to be a place where the inhabitants are generally happy and fulfilled by the thing they are meant to do. It makes sense, unlike an office worker that sits in an unnatural environment doing made up tasks that don't relate at all to what humankind had evolved to do, cars are purpose-built to be the best at their exact job. The mine cart probably feels a sense of belonging and accomplishment as he wheels along the tunnel tracks, in the same way that a race car is made to go fast. But also because the cars universe was designed with the ideology of a Western children's movie they also embrace the idea that you can do anything you put your mind to, so if you don't feel happy in your role then it's okay you can have a training montage and make some adaptions to follow your true passion, which feels very Scandinavian but with the addition of monstertrucks and nascar
I don't know how this fits into the previous discussion of car war though. Hopefully the "follow your dreams" vibe of the universe means that any vehicles that don't feel a sense of purpose when killing also have the right to consciously object

Maybe our lives are nothing but the dreams of sleeping cars

No. 824232

File: 1623008468969.png (5.69 KB, 188x165, King_the_Mine_Cart.png)

I love your optimism anon, I just want the tank to be happy

life as a minecart made me think of this guy, and you're right, he is is despondent when his wheels rust because he loves zooming around looking for gold also speaking of Humongous Entertainment games, Putt-Putt lives in an alternate cars universe so maybe so does Pajama Sam

fully did not expect to wake up today and immediately get carpilled, I just want a peaceful and fulfilled car life with my car wife

No. 824241

I was trying to find a car maker game but the best I could find was this, called Car Breeder of all things kek https://www.dolldivine.com/car-breeder-auto-design.php
I hope someone posts a carsona in the OC thread and a drawfriend delivers

No. 824251

Want to feel like Darth Vader is breathing down your neck? I got chu

No. 824269

how do the cars fuck though

No. 824274

I'm sure someone on deviantart has figured it out

No. 824276

Where's planefucking anon when you need her?

No. 824285

File: 1623013780982.jpeg (390.98 KB, 750x729, 6CB4253D-EC49-4228-9043-134811…)

I wish men who worship a fictional character from a company who’s phones explode a very combust into a trillion skin-tearing flames

No. 824327

File: 1623017600392.jpeg (66.37 KB, 640x920, 1613875270461.jpeg)

I think cars could be born just like scraps of metal that can unfold and shape based on programming, and programming is what is learned in schools, like how to farm or race. Or, cars that were, for instance, born as tractors, would have an innate desire to farm.
I guess cars could live forever but that would be hard to believe seeing as the Cars franchise has elderly cars.. So maybe there's a soul chip that gets made at carconception (carception) and it cannot be replaced, and replacing car parts would kill the life and magnetism of the soul chip- so death would happen as vital car parts wear down.

With funerals, I think parts would have to be recycled, so maybe there would be a great melting down that's like cremation.

I could see there being a reinCARnation, from the soul chip getting passed down to another metal body, but it's blank and it absorbs life and experiences around it, whilst having the soul of the old user. In the female trunk car workshop the metal would be from the male car's materials, so that might be the closest thing to trait passing.

All cars help build other cars, but the first car was made by the Creator. Cars go to Carch to remember the core car values like speed, efficiency, and teamwork.

You're making interesting points here, sounding like a Kaczynski fan though. I like to imagine a happy minecart who likes the caves and collects many things, that everyone can be fulfilled in the Cars world.
I love your picrel, very cute, very nice, yes. I bet his house is dark to remind him of a cave and he likes shiny things so he wears jewellery sometimes. This all sounds like a very happy and innocent world, with everyone enjoying their places simply, and being capable and speedy with their bodies alone.
I hope you find your car wife anon, and wear matching cars pyjama sets and go go karting together. That would be super cute.

I can't believe you remembered her too, planeanon has been living rent free in my head for so long kek

Car OCs are happening, pronto.

No. 824329

I like Samsung Sam's body but her face is very uncanny and creepy. It's so weird how some people need to sexualise everything, ew.

No. 824333

>do baby cars know how to honk their horns? I wonder if the horn is installed after language develops. imagine punishing your car child by taking all its doors off and telling it it has to earn them back. car abuse


No. 824336

that mascot's chin bothers me so much its unreal

No. 824340

she has what some South Korean women wish they did

No. 824341

File: 1623018625949.jpeg (303 KB, 643x604, 486031B6-DB34-4B0A-A700-2A2C6D…)

She looks like rumpelstiltskin from Shrek

No. 824346

File: 1623018973318.jpeg (237.51 KB, 750x321, 42D9A823-7A1E-4557-AF65-80C37D…)

It always makes me happy when I get this banner. It's so cute

No. 824353

I was feeling like shit tonight until I belted along to Swing, Swing by The All-American Rejects

No. 824357

/g/ is just female lookism. full of cope, gay people in denial that their fascination with the same-sex’s attractiveness makes them gay, girlbossing and gatekeeping all over the place. /ot/ is for the planefucker chans to be babysat by the venters and derailers

No. 824359

i agree it’s so cute. amazes me how some of the anons on here are creative

No. 824371

you're onto something. there is definitely a reason I gravitate toward this board and not that one

No. 824379

> reinCARnation
We’ve reached peak autism, I love it.

No. 824383

File: 1623021913970.jpeg (1.01 MB, 3464x3464, 9725EFB8-408D-46AA-8873-A22CEA…)

these are the same characters and you can’t tell me otherwise

No. 824385

File: 1623021930347.jpeg (140.92 KB, 696x564, 8FF074D5-1DA6-4ECE-8754-C774BE…)

I found you a carbando.

No. 824391

File: 1623022326085.jpg (75.7 KB, 800x660, cars.jpg)

>ywn have a strip dancing, mud bath bathing, lofi listening, fancy, supernatural born and serene car husband :(

Is this your car wife anon? ooga booga

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No. 824394

File: 1623022475569.jpg (89.28 KB, 790x1173, schizo.JPG)

i love youtube commments

No. 824395

her YT is weird as fuck

No. 824396

File: 1623022541965.jpg (Spoiler Image, 52.46 KB, 343x319, cars3 (2).jpg)

No. 824397

File: 1623022612964.gif (3.49 MB, 498x259, 5D185522-4864-4016-A454-A1F0C1…)

fuck this car is so hot, take my panties please

No. 824399

File: 1623022779724.png (1.73 MB, 1280x2015, 6198870C-4242-48B1-B8DC-F433AF…)

I hate you, nonnie, because you’re wrong.

No. 824402

Who is this and where is it from

No. 824405

He’s Venti from genshin impact, a really cute twink and a drunkard.

No. 824410

idk why but learning about him has reaffirmed my decision to abstain from socializing

No. 824415

He looks like a little girl, gröss

No. 824419

well I'm car wife anon I was responding to >>824208 's car proposal because they liked my carvinism pun

but to answer your question

it was a HARD no. until I read that she has a demon form. and now I respond with "needs more info" (about said demon form)

No. 824426

Genshin impact is a disease upon this earth

No. 824427

last christmas I gave you my heart

No. 824428

I really like genshin impact but I hate the fujo fags creepily shipping male characters together

No. 824429

That's shane dawson

No. 824432

File: 1623026004599.gif (347.99 KB, 220x124, tenor (3).gif)

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No. 824446

Which character did you not get, nonnie? Was it Ed sheeran?

No. 824460

File: 1623029759594.jpeg (85.17 KB, 750x501, 320EB4F1-AEE0-479B-B143-733ED2…)

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No. 824465

File: 1623030448940.jpeg (122.62 KB, 749x562, 253C6F53-33AF-4089-8AC0-24BDD7…)

Accept the truth, nonnie.

No. 824467

File: 1623030763630.jpeg (314.14 KB, 615x531, 554388BA-5AE0-47B7-95E5-9BC5C8…)

Gingers are cursed

No. 824471

File: 1623031729401.jpeg (98.58 KB, 749x680, 5437E507-ED21-40B0-A722-314799…)

the only thing he’s useful for is giving me that bts mcdonalds meal

No. 824475

ed sheeran as a gas station attendant

No. 824485

File: 1623033494664.jpeg (407.03 KB, 1242x1863, B97FFD8B-7E80-4F02-B33A-163B56…)

No. 824501

File: 1623037160815.jpeg (197.01 KB, 1500x1013, awooga.jpeg)

Haven't been yume for a female character in literal years. Help I am consumed

No. 824521

File: 1623042895804.jpg (11.25 KB, 258x200, 1491151137343.jpg)

guess who just had two orgasms

No. 824593

File: 1623052636412.jpg (870.21 KB, 1500x2000, 1396116073000.jpg)

This is not cringe, it is raw confidence and charisma

No. 824598

what do those symbols mean? I only recognized Zelda one. Is the one in the bottom right corner MTG?

No. 824599

What the fuck is a ratmy and how come it has nothing to do with rage against the machine

No. 824603

It's a derogatory term for a subset of bts or k pop fans idk

No. 824605

Thank you, google did not help me much

No. 824617

Nta but the top right one is from star wars I think, top left is Horde from WoW

No. 824643

File: 1623062913707.jpeg (404.91 KB, 750x895, D7770A67-B05A-4082-98F3-92CEC8…)

car anons be like:

No. 824645


No. 824658

The way he's looking up at me with such innocent yet seductive eyes…


I think I have a new fetish.

No. 824661

File: 1623067029836.jpeg (107.09 KB, 552x409, FC841E39-87EC-420E-A04A-EAF608…)

No. 824706

I’m in love with this.

No. 824720

I am in love with the pink dancer with the pixie cut in the Lipps Inc Funkytown music vid. Every single second she appears on screen is complete art. The way she moves and the confidence she carries, the pure aura of her being and her energy… Even though we're seperated by decades, I feel a pure spiritual connection with this woman. This is the definition of stage presence. Where is she now

No. 824725

I just wanna do el delicioso

No. 824728

>video unavailable, watch on youtube

Has youtube really started preventing embedded videos from playing? Fuck you, Youtube.

No. 824733

it's been doing that for several years, which is why I never got the point in posting embeddeds here cuz 95% of the time they don't work

No. 824737

No. 824740

sometimes I think about becoming a cop. or join ing the miliarty but I know it's fuckin crazy of me lol anyway sonic the hedhgehog fandom really be something

No. 824752

File: 1623080981042.gif (677.46 KB, 495x279, 8jh4.gif)

ew love yourself and others and please don't

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No. 824801

File: 1623085254033.jpg (51.44 KB, 800x600, peek.jpg)

No. 824802

don't you wanta

No. 824804

File: 1623085548094.jpg (253.85 KB, 1789x1496, honk.jpg)

Don't I wanta what?

No. 824806


No. 824808

File: 1623085752836.gif (2.05 MB, 200x200, Fanta Fanta.gif)

No. 824814

File: 1623086417484.jpeg (113.62 KB, 1200x798, 7D27ACE4-DE0A-47D6-8A14-CFCECF…)

gibs Fanta a kith

No. 824827

File: 1623087818695.png (258.87 KB, 429x429, FUCK.png)


No. 824851

It's not like there's no point in attaching it, because the thumbnail is usually enough to illustrate whatever point the poster is making and you just have to press on the video title for it to open in YouTube
It's annoying when they don't play embedded, but better than just a nondescript link

No. 824855

File: 1623090802576.jpeg (272.15 KB, 1242x1584, 00C00CA2-3C2F-4B7F-AC59-FE179E…)

>me when my 2D boyfriend answers my messages.

No. 824857

What's wrong with your butt

No. 824868

I don’t need a butt, why do you need one?

No. 824879

I would say but it would be improper

No. 824886

a n o r e c t a l v i o l e n c e

No. 824892

Is that what the kids call shitting these days?

No. 824895

File: 1623094281224.jpeg (80.43 KB, 500x750, C669D14B-635D-49D5-A039-F30A91…)

do da post for the 900th time and get ignored and then smile laugh and cope saying “it must be them it isn’t me”

haha yes haha yes haha yes

No. 824897

the division between fiction and the real is slowly being demolished

No. 824920

File: 1623095798417.jpg (136.82 KB, 691x600, okapipipipi.jpg)

original animal donut steel

No. 824922

File: 1623095905339.png (47.17 KB, 512x512, 5727_clowncowboy.png)

Welcome to Lolclown honk honk

No. 824923

i wonder how okapi steaks would taste

No. 824927

File: 1623097239158.png (218.14 KB, 586x450, lolll.png)


No. 824930

File: 1623097263000.png (362.22 KB, 590x410, WUUUUT.png)


No. 824932

File: 1623097311934.jpg (94.14 KB, 1000x750, cuscus-3.jpg)

Little creature

No. 824937

File: 1623097567098.jpeg (164.12 KB, 790x587, mandanimal.jpeg)

My mandanimal could beat up yours

No. 824938

this animal ran a tumblr blog in 2013 with the title 'wanderlust'

No. 824944

File: 1623098554907.jpeg (37.56 KB, 300x300, E2619066-CCD8-44EE-9893-9B4DD4…)

hi gais(namefaggotry)

No. 824945

I loved her, she was so cute. Feel like her design was very 90's

No. 824946

File: 1623098688220.png (5.28 KB, 262x214, wfoihbwiqeohf.png)

opinions on my music folders?

No. 824952

Perfect for this thread.

No. 824954

what's in your sex music folder nonnie? Mine is mostly Brian Eno (I don't have sex)

No. 824956

today's vibe is need to get kicked in the spine

No. 824964

same, anon, same
the misspelling of feminine really ties it all together

No. 824965

I feel like she would be a cute 90's raver girl with very nice outfits!

No. 824972

Can you give me an example of "HARDCORE SPEEDCORE GABBER TRANCE!!!!!" song and "Good Melancholic Music" song anonette?

No. 824973

I love "HARDCORE SPEEDCORE GABBER TRANCE!!!!!" gives me nostalgia.

No. 824984

rabbit/deer mix brobably

No. 825006

do you s'wits even chim smih (Shake My Indoril Helmet)

No. 825015

File: 1623102822558.jpg (392.33 KB, 1024x1449, 0146066b80bf89f61a217344c4e827…)

why can't men like this be real

No. 825051

File: 1623106055868.jpeg (399.55 KB, 650x1024, CB7BFB7A-9772-44AB-A1E8-D200B7…)

fuck the tarot cards, i want my readings through solitaire playing cards

No. 825058

There's a lady on tiktok that does this exact thing.

No. 825064

My mom does that! and I know a few readers from /div/ do too

No. 825067

I feel like on the outside you look normal and sensible and as soon as you get home you release a lot of crazy bitch energy, I love it <3
and yes im another anon that has an intercourse music folder without having done intercourses before whoops B)

No. 825070

File: 1623107528536.png (281.74 KB, 649x350, a.png)

slamming my head into the wall waiting for better shipping prices for importing merch from japan. need to consume

No. 825090

No. 825135

sage negated

No. 825244

I sort my music into folders by artist am I boring?????? I feel boring

No. 825357

I wish my cat would stop pawing at the door and meowing when im trying to read yaoi reeeee

No. 825363

cringe, let's be friends

No. 825367

Maybe get some yaoi for the cat to read so you don't have to share.

No. 825371

File: 1623157437013.jpg (249.6 KB, 960x720, 8170221895_4a219c355e_b.jpg)

yessssss gurl bathe in femenine energy

No. 825395

would luv 2 slob on that knob

No. 825400

File: 1623161398836.jpg (47.65 KB, 1006x566, tumblr_pmog3ykE9S1xrgv6no1_128…)

So.. myaoi?

No. 825406

File: 1623161903343.jpg (52.07 KB, 1092x816, 900.jpg)

share the yaoi nyanny

No. 825460

File: 1623166433922.png (297.97 KB, 640x480, 52609e200d20fd34ce2e2b706a1354…)

I will provide her with some quality cat yaoi asap thank you anons

No. 825482

I hate that this looks like my cats

No. 825516

File: 1623171358116.jpeg (42.39 KB, 478x266, 2A67E51E-0424-4023-8151-1C5142…)

the eyes will see you now

No. 825518

eyece to meet you all

No. 825530

File: 1623172172572.jpg (53.12 KB, 600x576, 54327890.jpg)

No. 825550

File: 1623173551307.jpg (41.6 KB, 809x1300, 18100274-retrato-de-mujer-jove…)

No. 825580

File: 1623176882697.png (23.61 KB, 160x160, Tumblr_l_87857074011223.png)

No looking!!!!

No. 825765

File: 1623194367684.gif (100.29 KB, 220x220, tenor (1).gif)

haha penis nose

No. 825780

File: 1623195628783.jpeg (94.7 KB, 500x520, 80D43481-009C-4EFE-A7A7-6473C1…)


No. 825872

File: 1623207816115.jpg (460.09 KB, 1125x1364, nicekicks.jpg)


No. 825927

File: 1623215539399.jpeg (107.51 KB, 750x633, 565DE5AB-70C9-4638-826A-A5D7D7…)

You have 5 minutes rise up to the game and get that wine glass and go to the store to get your mom and extended family a board to eat but you realize your boyfriend was a rock but then alarm bells go off and you see a giant carrot staring you in the eyes when you finally piss your pants until you start bleeding out your eyes and a chilli pepper gets sharted out of your asshole and then you realize that your job was actually not a job but you’re actually a carpenter prostitute and there’s beer under your tiles and the mirror is actually made of sand

No. 825928

File: 1623215793739.png (1.54 MB, 2372x684, autism.png)

i've decoded the timeline and found the blueprint. i'm probably forgetting a bunch of characters tho

No. 825951

File: 1623218363069.jpeg (73.34 KB, 500x377, 3F93A1F0-24D9-4261-9F9E-AEC48D…)

No. 825986

Based anon. I thought of this link before too, specifically Willy Wonka and The Onceler.

No. 825994

File: 1623225883091.jpg (51.2 KB, 600x838, dhmis.jpg)

Don't hug I'm scared's Tony fits the timeline, as he predated the onceler, but was after the Warden

No. 825996


No. 826010

File: 1623227552462.png (446.53 KB, 555x1454, lisilv.png)

May I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make: Kehhei

Thanks for listening.

No. 826013

can any of you dress up as me and go in to cover for my shift? i always wear and hat + hoodie so it shouldn't be too hard. you need to be 5'4 and white. 17/hour, inquire within.

No. 826015

File: 1623228629180.jpg (525.15 KB, 1794x2041, IMG_20210609_104916_156.JPG)

No. 826017

File: 1623229040462.jpeg (83.34 KB, 900x900, 000802CA-FEAF-492B-AD0F-9BE0DB…)

I’m only an inch tall but I have multiple limbs to make up for it. Does this work for you?

No. 826047

im sorry, that is too short

No. 826292

File: 1623256318750.jpg (103.5 KB, 800x1067, 2.jpg)


No. 826293

File: 1623256725619.jpg (245.1 KB, 1200x851, 695.jpg)

No. 826392

File: 1623263065605.jpg (23.48 KB, 500x333, 1473998271174.jpg)

if your brother in law pisses you off just go get a beefy five layer, taco bell coffee and a laxative. deliver that package to the top tank, residential floor and let your feminine odor dominate over all other gases. Make men and gamers suffer. Shit in the top tank. Bottom bowl shitting is moid behavior

No. 826395

you’re so cute oh my god <3

No. 826412

File: 1623264175861.jpeg (73.75 KB, 750x750, FCC7DDD8-CCCA-4F0E-9EB7-19A934…)

No. 826437

wait wheres the gif from

No. 826441

Toro Inoue I think

No. 826448

File: 1623266539529.jpg (164.04 KB, 1104x920, 6.jpg)

meow [×6]

No. 826468

I dreamed once that my cat had been baked into a cookie for dogs except she was still alive she was a cookie shaped like a cat head and she was meowing and I was crying and yelling at everyone "you have to help her!!! You have to turn her back into a cat!!! She is going to be eaten by dogs!!!"

No. 826470

I want 1

No. 826472

that sounds extremely sad yet also funny. I'd cry if anything happened to my cats

No. 826553

File: 1623273167015.jpg (89.48 KB, 1080x1035, 0qkvErU.jpg)


No. 826570

did they ever figure out who updog is?

No. 826575

File: 1623273988577.jpg (Spoiler Image, 22.81 KB, 600x450, 2e2c97d37eebe5d9b4af2ea31c2c66…)

No. 826606

File: 1623275760234.png (518.54 KB, 1125x858, imagen_2021-06-09_165646.png)

No. 826608

File: 1623275998653.png (674.07 KB, 828x610, imagen_2021-06-09_170045.png)

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File: 1623276391438.jpeg (138.45 KB, 1200x1424, C3AA6E19-0D09-4DDF-BDFE-5060A4…)

No. 826814

File: 1623303464992.png (945.99 KB, 1000x698, oncie.png)

No. 826815

File: 1623303593358.gif (4.94 MB, 640x360, nik.gif)


No. 826818

File: 1623303848005.jpg (267.17 KB, 1024x768, P1040254-001.jpg)

i thought the house in the vent thread op was the loft from new girl

No. 826819

File: 1623304018454.gif (3.26 MB, 394x328, tenor.gif)

No. 826822

why do you post these dude

No. 826825

Let the Nik posting continue.

No. 826826

File: 1623305099093.jpeg (817.13 KB, 1125x1071, 336B049B-B6E4-41FA-AC83-596BEE…)

thanks I hate it

No. 826854

File: 1623308390057.gif (13.75 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker (1).gif)

that was my first Nik post in this thread. This is my second

No. 826873

Anon, I need your whole collection STAT.

No. 826878

File: 1623314275935.jpg (5.78 KB, 418x250, download (1).jpg)

DAE also identify as dreamgender/dreamsexual? I'm a now former radfem whose world shook and forever changed as soon as I learned of this identity. I haven't even watched a full Dream video to be honest, I don't even like minecraft. But as soon as I saw the identity, the pronouns, and learned of 'daddy Dream's existence I felt like the purposelessness in my life was no more.
I am dreamgender and dreamsexual. I praise my daddy Dream overlord. The trannies can still go fuck themselves, dreamgenders are on another level of oppression and don't deserve to be olfactorily hatecrimed by being lumped together with mtf trannies' smelly feces-infested necrotic flesh wounds. Any attempt to do so will be called out as dreamphobia.

No. 826885

o lawd he's comin

No. 826935

File: 1623323088076.jpg (465.26 KB, 1200x1623, fox.jpg)

Hirsute and fursuit rhyme… what if it's not a coincidence.. is Big Furry a thing? Have they been pre-programming us?

No. 826938

File: 1623324142725.jpg (95.55 KB, 1600x1067, anglo_2000x1125_snowman1.jpg)

I've honestly wanted this as a tattoo ever since I saw it in 2017 (obv without the text though). I just adore it's gormless, gassy expression.

No. 826967

Um actually i am a fictive of dream so this is very offensive to me, my identity is not a sexuality

No. 826969

File: 1623327962229.png (180.18 KB, 516x586, image.png)

this one's for you komaeda-chan

No. 827085

File: 1623341862109.png (149.76 KB, 295x184, haters.PNG)

When i'm happy and in love the haterz always lurking

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No. 827090

My armpit hair is out of control. It grows longer than any man's.

No. 827091

File: 1623342398126.jpg (838.43 KB, 1920x1080, screen1ep11.jpg)

they announced a new cash grab, I mean expansion pack, that i'm actually really excited for. Cottage living

No. 827100

File: 1623342729705.gif (Spoiler Image, 878.28 KB, 220x440, tenor.gif)

No. 827103

I just wanna say I adore this website layout. It gives me that early 2000's meangirl vibe.(namefag)

No. 827109

File: 1623343039126.jpg (154.99 KB, 748x741, IMG_5904.jpg)

No. 827112

i can finally make my lesbian sims have their cottage/farm life :')(:'))

No. 827114

YES! It's so nostalgic and for no reason lmao. Super addicting too

No. 827116

yay can't wait to torrent it

No. 827117

read the rules before posting, queen

No. 827118

pls is this the onceler

No. 827123

It’s going to suck and they’re definitely going to reuse pet resources (like not making the animals possible to control without mods), plus they still couldn’t have added horses.

No. 827125

File: 1623343926113.png (1.03 KB, 217x19, more mail.png)

lmao these people are popping up like flies

No. 827127

Can the newfags please read the rules before posting…

No. 827130

Is that Amy fucking Rose?

No. 827138

I'm easy to please and i never liked controlling animals anyway. Give me a cow and some chickens & i'm cool tbh.

No. 827139

KEK do you think anyone ever spams these emails after they're posted or does that count as cowtipping

No. 827141

Every time I see one pop up I get an urge to just start a collection of them in a word doc and not touch it but just have them.

No. 827142

File: 1623346040280.png (462.04 KB, 466x421, like this.PNG)

Like this colorful fuck, I just wanna cow

No. 827143

File: 1623346123912.png (787.24 KB, 1228x678, go-jo.png)

Netflix's anime He-Man strikes a fear in me I have never felt before, I am scared of this man

No. 827145

t. connoisseur

No. 827150

Omg I need it, can't wait to download all 3000 new packs from fitgirl again

No. 827157

File: 1623346763332.jpeg (13.01 KB, 300x168, 3BB68BA3-750E-4C2A-A599-D1C05D…)

I can’t believe I want to fuck He-Man.

No. 827160

File: 1623346900429.gif (10.71 MB, 600x334, ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif)

These peas are so cute

No. 827161

Why do they keep posting their email like legitimately what’s the reason? It’s so weird

No. 827163

they genuinely think this site has "accounts"

No. 827164

File: 1623347434335.gif (2.36 MB, 1100x800, H5yC6Uh.gif)

heres gif version if anyone is interested in giving people seizures

No. 827172

saw this on the front page, goal achieved anon

No. 827175

File: 1623347914291.jpg (24.74 KB, 700x525, a.jpg)

We got intruders. To those who are a Twitter or Tumblrfag, take your stinky asses outta here. You will not like this place and we don't need anymore more infighting than we already have.

No. 827180

I think a lot of newfags discovered this site through the great Shannon-outing debacle. Hopefully they get bored / offended and leave sooner rather than later

No. 827188

I hope you didn't think I was attacking you, nonny. I'm just really annoyed with this huge wave, lol.

No. 827193

i'm being more pessimistic and i think they won't. Every other major social media can get you cancelled by being 2% autistic. I feel like lolcow would be an outlet for them, my biggest worry is that they would be like "I'm nonbinary myself but I hate troons!" essentially airing out their dirty laundry on this website.

No. 827199

File: 1623349741962.jpg (48.22 KB, 960x720, FB_IMG_1620487888595.jpg)

Hello, Mrs. Retard

No. 827205

I guess the only pro is if most of the newfags are actual women then hopefully some of them will peak.

No. 827212

I'm hettie, but my deepest fetish is seeing women peak.
Faster, please!

No. 827219

is bo burnham gonna troon out, i'm scared

No. 827220

retard juice

retard juice

No. 827222

File: 1623352248476.jpg (494.12 KB, 1548x2064, pigina.jpg)

No. 827229

No. 827235


No. 827238

what gives you that idea

No. 827241

File: 1623353714846.jpg (44.9 KB, 600x450, EOpH4yR.jpg)

No. 827243

File: 1623353741871.jpg (91.26 KB, 500x667, tumblr_mz2gohsoco1rdy9igo1_500…)

Ugh god don't even joke about that… He's always shown a lot of empathy towards women and girls (repeat stuff and eighth grade come to mind, also in his poems like picrel) to the point of self deprecation (that "straight white man" song, lol), I never thought anything of it and if anything it made me like him more at the time as an insecure teenager myself, but I can see now that he's come to fit the profile of the male-feminist-to-troon pipeline perfectly, with the mental health issues and cringe communist larping and self hate… I've been CEO of bo simps since high school, pls God don't let this happen, if he actually troons out I swear I'm never enjoying a man's art ever again

No. 827245

watched his new music video and even though he has a beard, him pretending to be a white woman kinda reminded me of trannies. i can feel it in my bones, i was right about nikkie too

No. 827246

File: 1623353780227.gif (158.65 KB, 588x768, 0FE2D878-A0B8-4BE5-B4B4-E4AC6D…)

No. 827248

i love egghead a lot and his earlier work, haven't watched the new special but, i have a hunch b

No. 827249

File: 1623353882216.gif (35.66 KB, 112x112, 6308-cow-roll.gif)


No. 827250

Why do people think this?

Plenty of self labeled "male feminist" comedians still are here and haven't trooned out, they're older than bo but I can't see him doing it for the life of me. He seems smart enough that he wouldn't be on the level of doing that either, he's not that attention starved

No. 827253

File: 1623354089010.jpg (47.98 KB, 720x960, FB_IMG_1618540595105.jpg)

No. 827254

idg anononas obsession with this guy tbh, he's ugly and unfunny

No. 827258

Oh, he has a poetry book? Hope I can find it on libgen or something. I like this kind of thing.
Also praying that he doesn't troon out. That would be a tragic loss

No. 827259

omg li ke its almost like hes reaching out to give me a drink nice

No. 827260

File: 1623354581730.jpg (26.72 KB, 316x500, 41SPVMoQQQL.jpg)

Yes! It's called Egghead. The poems he reads during his special "what." are from there

No. 827280

Omg no please god no. Let us have one normal nice male feminist PLEASE

No. 827319

are you really sure he's nice though? he's a comedian ladies, the bar for male comedians to be decent people when they inevitably get exposed for something jerky is set in hell im hoping he doesn't but after discovering what jerks all the other comedians including mulaney are, I wouldn't be surprised

No. 827321

File: 1623359823167.jpg (172.4 KB, 1024x768, e3b7ca4c9c3767e9923ee56d59b79e…)

if you put these on you travel back to 2010

No. 827322

I kind of want the black and magenta reminds me of invader Zim, good times and the pink, purple and yellow ones, they’re cute in a tacky way.

No. 827323

Tag yourself, I'm top right

No. 827325

File: 1623360112408.jpg (21.61 KB, 385x440, historical garment.jpg)

you gotta wear em with this top though

No. 827326

File: 1623360304877.jpeg (29.6 KB, 400x193, 90DE8FF5-F1F8-4325-AC89-9F7E92…)

Pair that top, with the bottom left shorts, black leggings, these shoes and you get the perfect outfit.

No. 827328

File: 1623360383350.jpg (16.83 KB, 462x196, 3320-singer04paprika-10.jpg)

why can't this place be real

No. 827330

I'd still wear the normal one…

No. 827332

Weird, I absolutely remember the galaxy hipster clothes from that sleek fabric but not those shorts >>827321

No. 827333

File: 1623360749283.gif (485.24 KB, 200x163, Ke$ha.gif)

No. 827339

Only pretty girls wore those, nonnie. I wasn’t a pretty girl, but I really wanted to be one so I could wear shorts like those to the beach.

No. 827343

Damn, are you implying I wasn't a pretty girl? I just think they may have somehow not reached my europoor country, kek

No. 827349

File: 1623361521533.jpg (57.49 KB, 736x736, 0c6862a3c9cfe94e1e9fde515227fb…)

if you're going to the beach, you will need this hat and sunglasses combo

No. 827356

File: 1623361995155.jpg (157.91 KB, 800x1171, YhZPWEX.jpg)

Have you read the manga Bartender? I think you would like it it's really cozy

No. 827358

File: 1623362035917.png (1.04 MB, 683x1024, KWzcg2a.png)

kek i had leggings like this

No. 827363

>mfw i still really like galaxy shit
Never would go farther than tshirts or accessories, though

No. 827372

File: 1623362713188.png (1.11 MB, 1575x2048, Screenshot_20210610-145955.png)

Oh god, no. These unlocked a repressed memory. I had a lot of tumblrina, mollysoda-esque clothes when these were trendy still. Specifically I had some Alibaba knockoffs of blackmilk (pic real) and one day in 10th grade I wore them to class. I knew they were a tight squeeze and cheap but only then in class I noticed they were entirely see through, the seams were loose and ripping right over my crotch and the inner thigh seams followed. It all happened in class as I was walking to sharpen a pencil. Took like 4 seconds to unravel in front of everyone and then I tripped on my creepers running out of class to the bathroom. That's what I deserved for being a smelly tumblr seapunk/vaporware hipster. Goodbye forever, I'm an hero now. Don't live like me.

No. 827381

The teal ones go hard idc

No. 827386

File: 1623363359042.jpg (36.85 KB, 500x750, 28ba6c7a85d7fffe9a45280c4a1c0b…)

and their final evolution. You had to wear them with litas and a muscle tank from unif, otherwise you weren't cool.

No. 827388

I’ve always wanted a pair of those but they were never considered fashionable in my country. Back then I would stick to boring black leggings and random t-shirts or sweaters with plain denim shorts. I want to live my teenage fashion dreams, but I think that looks so tacky.

No. 827389

oh my god this is so unflattering. i almost respect it. this is what i wear if the world goes to shit mad max style

No. 827396

File: 1623364077236.png (1.01 MB, 700x980, 1.png)

Live your life nonna, wear tacky shit if it makes you happy.

No. 827399

I want these but in black to wear with boots and a skirt on top

No. 827400

how are these called? I want to google them

No. 827407

suspender leggings

No. 827410

i havent showered in like three days im a grease machine

No. 827429

File: 1623366201285.png (43.17 KB, 500x325, 1619147156190.png)

I Use This Site As A Therapist

No. 827431

File: 1623366254624.jpg (15.3 KB, 200x200, messy.jpg)

It's been nearly a week for me. We are both gross.

No. 827432

! jean from actual feminism made this baste meme

No. 827433

Haven't washed my hair in like 3 days either lets be dirty together anons

No. 827437

With the power of our stench we can kill degenerate, low-life males.

No. 827438

yes they are. you are too

No. 827446

I just wanted to let you know that I'm browsing lolcow in a towel after a good scrub
Come join the steamy clean club nonnie it's the more luxurious way to shitpost

No. 827453

full spectrum retardation

No. 827469

File: 1623369744959.jpeg (64.41 KB, 720x720, 2B985027-2C0A-4E9F-8BE3-9A3881…)

smells sour like funky

No. 827472

File: 1623370267173.png (490.97 KB, 517x354, pizza bagels.PNG)


No. 827474

File: 1623370479864.png (469.2 KB, 640x576, EDA90457-F09C-4158-B7DD-992359…)


No. 827478

File: 1623370555272.gif (3.48 MB, 275x400, 409327403275346.gif)


No. 827479

File: 1623370558322.gif (1.04 MB, 220x220, AUUGGHGHHHHG.gif)

Don't bully me.

No. 827480

File: 1623370625260.png (210.13 KB, 358x380, snek.PNG)

Here's a friendly tip from ur friendly lolcow snake buddy.
If you want a big piece of ice, get a water bottle, pour half of the water out. Put the top back on.
Freeze it, then when frozen put more water into the bottle.
Now you have ice water with big ice!

No. 827482

File: 1623370936021.png (386.85 KB, 516x364, gummy snail.PNG)

You will need-
Tomato sauce

1. Toast the bagels (if you like toasted bagels)
2. Put tomato sauce on bagels
3. Put shredded cheese on top of the bagel with the tomoto sauce
4. put pepperoni's on top
5. Bake or micowave the pizza bagels.
6. Eat

No. 827491

File: 1623371652024.jpeg (95.61 KB, 828x341, 132323C0-4CE2-4127-B58F-78539C…)


No. 827492

Stay over there, you beast.

No. 827494

File: 1623371974083.jpeg (175.88 KB, 828x534, E21A9F8E-FA77-4AE3-8F5A-38A803…)

I was just browsing their overall archives looking for posts about jim jeez
I felt bad for laughing at this

No. 827495

why do I always see older women wearing these

No. 827496

File: 1623372134804.png (396.28 KB, 399x567, BLROPFF.png)


Carry on…

No. 827497

they're perpetually trapped in a 2010 time loop

No. 827498

File: 1623372224275.gif (492.05 KB, 246x300, AGAGAGAGAGAG.gif)

Wait a minute, are you that fucking Carreyfag over on C.C or are you someone else? My god I cannot escape your kind.

No. 827499

The Tucker Carlson anons have absolute shit taste and I say this as someone who thinks Jerma is hot.

No. 827500

File: 1623372565395.jpg (198.62 KB, 1080x1374, Screenshot_20210611_024920.jpg)

unban my girl, she was just speaking her truth

No. 827502

there's quite a few carreyfags here, lc is where carreyfagging originated

tuckerfags are arguably in better taste than lil peepfags physically but by god the man's politics are trash that it makes him a thousand times more repellant

No. 827503

File: 1623372678080.jpeg (19.42 KB, 513x597, images (3).jpeg)

>not knowing the Carrey-chan

No. 827505

File: 1623372858861.jpg (32.09 KB, 201x155, NNKFVNFJBN.jpg)

No! Let the little emo faggot rot for being annoying. This isn't Twitter or a chatroom.
I'd rather stay ignorant, thank you.

No. 827508

the person left who truly needs to know about carreychan's existence is the man himself

too bad he's impossible to get ahold of these days

No. 827509

imagine if I had that, scrotes wack it around like it’s a massive dong but it’s actually useful and tastier than a penis

such is the game of life

No. 827511

File: 1623373448441.jpeg (44.6 KB, 400x400, 5B2F1E63-D260-4693-B7D5-40CAD6…)

>this isn’t Twitter or a chatroom

go take a shower please you probably fucking stink like shit with an attitude like that

No. 827512

Bug true, I'm manifesting their encounter for her because she needs to rest easy one day
I wonder how many dudefags here actually met their desired dudes irl

No. 827514

Samefag, it was big true but I like bug true better

No. 827516

File: 1623373602498.gif (5.07 MB, 640x494, luv.gif)

Your stench is no different than mine since you're here in this shithole.

No. 827518

Pic unrelated.. she's just hot.

No. 827522

File: 1623374194149.jpeg (9.35 KB, 556x109, E98E7CCD-E61D-42B0-A212-D1DB74…)

I don't think I've seen a stupider influx of newfags, and I've been here nearly two and a half years

No. 827536

File: 1623374943588.gif (1.99 MB, 220x220, munch.gif)

I got what you meant now.

Most of these people have to be minors unless they're just severely mentally ill than welcome to the club, newfags. Learn to integrate.

No. 827538

File: 1623375409028.jpeg (165.17 KB, 1080x1080, E3B4D3E0-57A9-4182-881E-92F0E1…)

sometimes I'm still concerned that I'm not saging correctly, but I was never this bad. newfags read the rules, newfags learn to integrate, newfags please stop being so retarded

No. 827544

I want to eat that.

No. 827545

To newfags lurking: Use the search button to search for threads if you're a mobile poster, and if you're on comput. go to catalog and hit ctrl+f
You can search for threads that way. You can also use that same tool to search for keywords in threads.

No. 827547

unorganically want to pee on my boyfriend's tarantula, I wonder if it will fry her up nicely

No. 827549

incomprehensible have a good day

No. 827550

File: 1623376936037.jpeg (28.38 KB, 612x356, 1CBB5D29-510A-4200-863D-AADDD3…)

you unorganically dropped this queen

No. 827552

File: 1623377522789.png (392.3 KB, 455x393, Capture.PNG)

ℂ ℕ ℕ ℍℕ' ℍℝ(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 827609

File: 1623383750709.jpeg (401.33 KB, 954x928, 6E751A00-DDAC-4254-A5A7-E58DD9…)

i love this pikachu. no thoughts head empty.

No. 827613

He looks like the Pikachu I won at the fair in grade 4

No. 827618

File: 1623384854712.jpg (368.81 KB, 3213x1934, feeding-swarm-buenos-aires-tet…)

i wonder what it's like being feeshfood, prolly like having a bunch of orbiters

No. 827637

There's this bitch I wanna put in her place but I have to play nice and I loathe it.

No. 827640

File: 1623387989049.jpeg (165.75 KB, 890x947, D9FE8486-CAE5-4B9C-8487-BA7F05…)

it's her isn't it?

No. 827646

Oh hell yeah his brickhouse face will look incredibly bad if he does. I hope it happens, will kek.

No. 827649

>pretending to be a white woman
he doesn't have to pretend the white part, haven't seen the video tho

No. 827656

File: 1623391612287.jpeg (35.78 KB, 480x270, 74CD77AF-3BE0-4994-AA5E-3D3827…)

I reported a copypasta thinking it was a post by an actual moid. I'm so out of it. Just go to sleep goddammit

No. 827658

It's ok anon. I've found myself typing up an angry reply more than once before realizing.

No. 827669

File: 1623394189942.jpg (96.6 KB, 599x597, IMG_20160623_001152.jpg)

How Many Cats You Got Bro Shit

No. 827672

File: 1623395062271.png (245.64 KB, 416x268, pizza.PNG)

imma about to eat one of these

No. 827673

who wants some

No. 827674

File: 1623395257837.jpeg (25.18 KB, 500x380, download (3).jpeg)

I would love a review from nonnies who have never watched Spice World

No. 827683

send some my way queen

No. 827694

That sounds fun to read, especially from a non-brit

No. 827700

File: 1623399259722.jpg (14.81 KB, 250x250, IMG_8635.jpg)

No. 827716

File: 1623400612689.jpg (6.07 KB, 250x243, 1622242281409.jpg)

I want violent clown sex so bad
I want his face with the red nose to eat my fucking ass

No. 827835

I had that pikachu I think he may have had different eyes but he was wide like in the pic
I want to watch it but I have no time

No. 827900

This pic remind me of that autistic post that went around tumblr back in the day where they claimed that vanilla ice cream was supposed to be black but they changed the colour of it because muh racism.

No. 827936

2021, finna graduate college
Goth girl shit, I'm a real hot topic

I'm retarded, why was this redtexted? Because of the font?

No. 827961

Frank Hill, Hanks lightskin cousin

No. 827964

File: 1623430092042.jpeg (28.95 KB, 640x360, C6494105-DDCC-4834-A97B-2E89A9…)

if there's any left I would like some pls

No. 827991


No. 828054

File: 1623435748341.jpg (60.5 KB, 244x138, granny.jpg)

Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream
We take the hot butter

Mix it with the ice cream
Freeze it up cool, you can see it on your screen
Put it in your microwave, make it real hot
Like a soup or a dip
We call it Heat 'N' Sip

Very tasty and healthy too
Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream

No. 828064

File: 1623436515236.jpg (25.87 KB, 600x338, EXT0B0gWAAQIo0B.jpg)

Junichiro says konnichiwa

No. 828073

vegemite = termites????

No. 828076

File: 1623438248903.jpeg (47.06 KB, 243x705, 426E99F8-AEA1-4C52-863B-394013…)

Fite me

No. 828096

This song would be really good if the vocals and lyrics were different

No. 828102

File: 1623439962027.jpg (73.09 KB, 640x427, i9qv1sup3dm01.jpg)

Filthy meateater go home

No. 828139

NTA and I'm not trying to fight but it does seem disingenuous to only use non-mammals in the second row.

No. 828195

File: 1623442057880.jpeg (81.57 KB, 750x671, CFC23D35-F53C-4047-87FE-8E0503…)


No. 828206

Been slowly moving my side part toward the middle to ease the world into it

No. 828236

File: 1623443628545.png (120.12 KB, 600x600, 03cc19e70f4690acb21a7378a54d9b…)

hang in there, anon <3

No. 828335

File: 1623449029491.jpg (165.68 KB, 1080x1243, inshallah you will be cleansed…)

I think about the phrase "Inshallah you will be cleansed" from this tumblr post constantly, sometimes I want to use it as a meme response on here but no one would get the reference. Rip mr clean official btw, too based for tumblr

No. 828337

File: 1623449075459.jpg (51.28 KB, 828x607, 740327403235.jpg)

Man sometimes I want friends but I know I'd eventually just ghost them because maintaining friendships is exhausting, so I stop myself from subjecting anyone to that. Wish I had people who were cool with hanging for like 3 weeks then being ignored for 3 months. It's aight though I talk to birds sometimes (picrel the most based bird)

No. 828357

I've got fuckall to do. Should I start with the 1st episode? I'm only going to watch one

No. 828368

That's funny, you should use it. Could even turn it into a reaction pic, just gotta shop out the top and replace the bit about twitter tone indicators with something generic like 'reply to me again' or 'post on lolcow again' or w/e

No. 828371

File: 1623450991020.jpeg (190.02 KB, 1161x626, 4929AE0A-26C4-4FFB-9673-312FF1…)

Yes, this exactly. I hope my platonic soulmate is out there… somewhere…

No. 828375

File: 1623451247005.jpg (147.99 KB, 1200x900, 1616.jpg)

It's a movie!

No. 828377

File: 1623451461441.jpg (82.55 KB, 801x503, maxresdefault.jpg)

Okay nona, objective obtained. Will watch Spice World and post the review in this/the next thread

No. 828378

you're right, the second after i posted it i regretted not doing exaclty that rip

No. 828385

File: 1623452124959.jpg (11.32 KB, 156x191, uh.jpg)

>zoi ritten and ih zoi sey
>pingamooooon is on iss wey
>nonnavyoooouuu stan so toll
>pingamoonnnnn anni getcheehon
>tsa pingmoon
>eeehhhh 's a pingmoon
>ping ping ping ping, pingamoon

No. 828388

File: 1623452419990.jpg (435.6 KB, 1063x1085, 7hmGz3r.jpg)

No. 828424

huh my mom and I were talking about the Spice Girls the other day and she said Scary Spice was clearly the best one but I personally never thought twice about her. She's right though Mel B is definitely the best looking

No. 828429

Goin to see the river man

>This is exactly the sort of shitpost I would make can we be friends ples

No. 828447

File: 1623458916699.jpeg (227.51 KB, 525x871, AA072AAA-F175-4A7A-8DED-F0862C…)

>mfw going to choachan, gonna give it a try
>maybe I can kpopfag in peace
>front page is full of ugly twinks
>threads are mostly about ugly twinks
>only one dedicated active girlgroup thread in general
>exit choachan

that's fucking it I'm at my limit, mass bg stan genocide now

No. 828469

I can't stand bg fans either.

No. 828487

File: 1623464552500.jpeg (162.62 KB, 615x820, C604482B-9B0F-4723-AD74-4166D1…)

I just want to discuss the girls without being surrounded by delulu bg worshipers who don't realize the men from the country they worship have rampant sexism problems

No. 828527

idk shit about kpop but doesn't 4chinz have threads for female groups?

No. 828529

NTA but there's usually no discussion, just coomers.

No. 828536

I found a couple discussion threads for female groups going further down the archives but there's not many, and they're not very active, meanwhile the male group threads are refreshed every thirty seconds. Are there really this many female boygroup spergs relative to female girlgroup spergs?

No. 828541

Panda is a great example for vegans because their digestive tract is actually not at all suited for bamboo yet they eat it solely.

No. 828556

File: 1623475874186.jpeg (84.06 KB, 828x180, A2D762F9-3768-47E0-903E-CFFA79…)

i forgot to include this cap yesterday

this will probably be him if he ever sees the faceapp monstrosities

No. 828568

The more I learn about pandas the more I believe that wildlife conservationists should just let evolution take its course. I don't care how cute they are, they're fucking stupid.

No. 828571

unless we can find a way to artificially produce more bamboo

No. 828573

Of course there are more boy group fans, most people who would be into kpop are straight tween girls.

No. 828579

I cannot fucking stop laughing at these. When I go from one face to the other I can hear a sound effect like swwwooop.

No. 828588

File: 1623485240359.gif (613.23 KB, 112x112, 1620533999168.gif)


No. 828591

is that a damn hypnospace outlaw reference

No. 828595

File: 1623488336159.jpg (102.27 KB, 1078x1070, seepy cosy.jpg)


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No. 828683

File: 1623501026657.png (1.45 MB, 1691x2048, Screenshot_20201004-064233.png)

i made my rdr2 husbando in a picrew

No. 828698

Exactly lmao. I don't get the point of complaining about it

No. 828791

File: 1623515554994.gif (194.1 KB, 250x250, Gooper3dGlass.gif)

Yes it is

No. 828802

File: 1623516458200.png (2.17 KB, 171x233, Terezi_redglare.png)


Serving those Terezi looks I see

No. 828830

File: 1623519932516.gif (124.22 KB, 162x168, tenor.gif)

Pi Pi Pizza

No. 828831

File: 1623520020262.gif (763.63 KB, 480x354, 1584261340_Brushface GIF-downs…)

No. 828834

I just ate pizza and I’ve saved some to eat cold later. Cold pizza is the best!!!!!!!!!

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No. 828859

I fucking hate this meme that face has always been so gross looking to me

No. 828862

he aint got no toppings on
got no toppings on
he aint got no toppings on
on thje dance floor

No. 828864

he's pretty hot. would;dn't mind making one myself if you got the link

No. 828872

Kek I feel the same way about soiface, I don't want to look at that shit anymore.

No. 828902

File: 1623527398945.gif (50.51 KB, 121x175, tumblr_1ebd5634c478c4c829096b8…)

No. 828965

File: 1623535762149.jpg (70.3 KB, 823x588, when you buy a womans agency w…)

Reporting back to Spice World anon and to anyone else interested in a review of Spice World from a zoomer american perspective: I've seen the movie, and I have some thoughts.
Boy, where do i start, honestly. It was an experience. Even though I'm barely familiar with the Spice Girls, I do know a fair bit more about british culture and british tv than the average american, I think, because the first thing I was surprised at was how star-studded the cast was, like I must've recognized at least 10 people in this movie, yet I've never heard of it. Why the fuck was their manager named Clifford though, thats a dumbass name. And the way the writers tried to paint him as this super businesslike frenevillain of the Condiment Ladies didnt really work, but a grown ass man having massive tomato-face tantrums and being a Hitler boss telling the girls to have no individuality in this obvious Big Brother way was pretty funny - i guess if youre going to market to kids it shouldnt be subtle since kids are dumb, right? Speaking of marketing to kids, the movie had basically no plot, the characters actions made no sense, and I could barely follow what was happening and who the characters were, which is also kind of a mark of kids entertainment, sadly (also what was the point of the documentary guy?). Oh, and I forget how weirdly sexualized kids movies were in those years (like the super skimpy outfits and the weird Italian backup dancers), truly a dark time. I know I still would've eaten this movie up if I was 6 though. AND HOLY SHIT THE EDITING WAS GARBAGE HOLY FUCK, it was beautiful. The acting was also really funny in that over-the-top-kid-movie way I think, which was endearing. Can't believe Scary, Sporty, and Posh Spice literally brought a child back to consciousness and got accosted by aliens. Wild.
Anyways, the movie was a 4/10 objectively, but I got a good 6/10 enjoyment out of it, it was an okay way to spend about an hour and 30 minutes of the rest of my life on. In conclusion, I'm buying 5 pairs of super platforms, quoting 'may god have mercy on your lip gloss' in completely irrelevant situations, Sporty Spice uber alles, and I still inexplicably want Jason Flemyng's Nigel Thornberry looking ass to [redacted] my [redacted]

No. 829027

File: 1623544650417.jpg (576.01 KB, 878x521, Tumblr_l_1202399865874622.jpg)

Huh? HuH?? HUH???

No. 829051

I watched this when I was a kid. My friends and I were obsessed with the Spice Girls, and we were probably the movie's target age range. We all got really hyped for it and watched it together. We gave up on it 20 or 30 minutes in. I guess what I'm getting at is it was shitty even for its time.

No. 829071

Thank you so much for indulging me nonny, that was a good read! I was 7 when it came out and was so obsessed lol

No. 829122

File: 1623552126938.jpg (85 KB, 500x409, just-because-i-have-a-penis-ic…)

happy pride months nonitas

No. 829140

Love you anon

No. 829150

File: 1623558257288.jpeg (115.88 KB, 1148x720, 283D988B-C7B4-4864-A1C5-A54875…)

the pride flag in 2032

No. 829153

File: 1623558678382.jpeg (43.42 KB, 592x695, F9FCBD5A-8E93-427C-A3F3-C590C7…)

Did you seriously forgot to add the stargenders and poliosexuals?

No. 829157

File: 1623559111590.png (29.54 KB, 512x512, 57ecff070ca1b41e39ba47ccc4224a…)

I'm rarted yeah I'm fuckin rartarted I piss shidded farded in my cargo shorts I can't hold in my FEELINGS I'm just a little peepo I cannot change theese pleas e


No. 829159

Please listen to this

No. 829177

File: 1623562528319.jpg (22.84 KB, 285x333, 1508645554565.jpg)

muh ears

No. 829180

>being a burger who likes semi obscured artists not from burgerland
>their music is not on spotify
>I'm not signing up for apple music fags just give me my french band and skye sweetnams sound soldier you greedy licensors

No. 829195

Detached earlobes look hideous and people with attached earlobes are superior human beings

No. 829200

lmao anon your post made me instinctively reach up and check what kind of earlobes I have. They're the good kind, thank god.

No. 829201

File: 1623570370047.jpeg (63.31 KB, 1114x1156, A74D9B99-C2AE-4853-AFE6-A449BC…)

lobes are disgusting, ear holes only master race

No. 829222

i had to hide this image because it repulsed me so much

No. 829232

interesting, i have attached ones and grew up with everyone around me having detached earlobes so i'm surprised this take exists

No. 829235

wait aren't all earlobes the same? someone post a comparison idk what you're all talking about

No. 829264

File: 1623584582492.jpeg (136.26 KB, 750x359, B1B38007-6082-4BE8-BA57-7ADEEB…)

man you so right tho

No. 829285

File: 1623588290977.png (183.01 KB, 480x357, disgusted-marge-59e8aac064e9c.…)

>accidentally clicking on /g/

No. 829471

File: 1623610844553.png (3.41 MB, 2000x1333, pekard.png)

captens log sturdate 242353689098879876t768876g

No. 829547

File: 1623619181096.jpeg (94.75 KB, 750x564, AB1783D8-DB94-41C1-9148-7ACF08…)

No. 829553

You won Jane.
Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you
Very happy.

Dear lord, what a sad little life Jane…
You ruined my night
So you could have the money,
And I hope now that you can spend it on some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dumptruck without any tyres on.

(I don’t get it?)
Well you wouldn’t, let’s be honest. Because there’s nobody in there love.
So Jane, take your money and get off of my property.

No. 829555

File: 1623619896306.jpeg (86.03 KB, 640x744, 521A63F6-014E-4B7E-88BC-69E7D8…)

siptimbre 24, 2009. I have decided top shove the sonichu medallion up. my ass.

No. 829557

>>Peter has not only opted to go nuclear on the situation, he's also thrown the script clean out the window. This is no longer a CDWM segment. He took that away from them.

No. 829558

File: 1623620418063.jpeg (20.59 KB, 216x194, 8BEF1991-7CCF-4F64-8FD7-476D18…)

As surely as I’m speaking by the spirit of god, there is a word for a person right now
That is god penetrating your heart
And you need to make a vow of faith of a thousand dollars!
“Oh Bob, couldn’t you say $25?”
You can’t make $1000 vow of faith? I’m saying IN FAITH!!
We got people who don’t have-
That have NO…hardly NOTHING GOING FOR THEM!!!
Have got enough faith to make a $1000 vow,
Sending $5 here and $10 there
As god begins to MOVE like a WHIRLWIND
In their lives….

Gods already spoken a word to you that you need to do it
And you need to do it right…now…

No. 829568


No. 829573

File: 1623622745288.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 52.84 KB, 883x1200, 3BE40CFF-E072-4D77-8CD6-91C096…)

I will kill Demiurge

No. 829621

File: 1623629389524.png (63.33 KB, 171x365, chris.PNG)

I want Chris Chan to get into the sims.

No. 829639

File: 1623631203859.jpg (203.52 KB, 1080x1066, Screenshot_20210613-194003.jpg)

I hate this dweeby cocksucker!

No. 829646

File: 1623632029300.jpeg (64.01 KB, 750x750, DE14B1A5-C3D9-48E6-AA0C-9323AE…)

revolt against the modern world

No. 829678

Who the hell is this

No. 829679


No. 829695

File: 1623636780985.jpg (38.31 KB, 640x714, 60cada060e3ea22db575cb63e79251…)

I always wanted this but no text lol

No. 829697

bonding over a shared husbando is such a retarded bliss

i like him, whats inside his carton?

No. 829725

>and skye sweetnams sound soldier
I remember your first post about her anon, probably cause I never heard about Skye Sweetnam before
I would be jealous tbh
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

No. 829737

Share more music in m cutie

No. 829756

I want to eat his booby cake so bad

No. 829760

Spill the husbando

No. 829769

Yep. I really was into her during my edgy tween years! I idolized the fuck out of her aesthetic from that album (see vidrel), even though my parents wouldn't let me dye my hair

No. 829789

Ah, she was super pretty and cool! Love her both as the patient and the therapist/doctor. IDK why, but she reminds me of Emilie Autumn a bit, back in the Opheliac era. It's such a shame that Skye disappeared! That part makes me think of Shiloh, but we sadly knew wtf happened there.

No. 829797


No. 829834

Technically she didn't disappear, she just rebranded. She's the lead singer of a rock metal band now. she took a couple years hiatus and dropped some unreleased stuff before reappearing

Sound Soldier will forever be my favorite Skye era though

No. 829837

File: 1623657798058.png (293.64 KB, 423x371, ligh.PNG)

buy me this for my birthday

No. 829841

File: 1623658123142.jpg (10.36 KB, 236x236, fb6af3170e8276c35c1d645ac0f959…)

No. 829876

File: 1623663007334.jpg (85.01 KB, 640x810, 200669569_10219805914080081_56…)

havent slept in a while,

No. 829881

Thank you for the nostalgia anon. I used to love her music.

No. 829900

letters of the alphabet a b c

No. 829904

File: 1623668156382.gif (1.87 MB, 378x480, 7NuM.gif)

hi everyone it's devin and it's time for "dance with devin" come on

No. 829911

File: 1623668921534.gif (217.06 KB, 320x300, B181099E-955C-44FC-8F6D-A2B843…)

You can’t handle my retarded dance!

No. 829916

File: 1623669430594.gif (Spoiler Image, 855.57 KB, 320x280, happy-dance-3.gif)

No. 829940

Most men have raped someone. It's just we dont consider this like begging someone for sex, guilting them, having a temper tantrum of denied, threatening to end the relationship,paying hookers as rape. The majority of men have done one of these things.(wrong thread)

No. 830029

No. 830070

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No. 830089

great success, i'm so proud of you anon

No. 830094

F - - -, see me after class

No. 830098

File: 1623690950062.jpeg (40.41 KB, 456x453, 6051255d5c4fc~2.jpeg)

I think I'm too retarded and annoying for this place but I'm scared of every other chan and no one else lets us gossip like this so maybe I just have stay

No. 830118

File: 1623692612799.jpg (727.11 KB, 900x1080, 161059cfecfc.jpg)

while listening to a song i became curious what the band (misterwives) looked like and was rewarded with this obnoxious fucking photo.

No. 830125

damn. they all look painfully begendered.

No. 830128

even the name alone sounds obnoxious

No. 830129

Damn, I forgot about misterwives. They have some bangers.

No. 830141

File: 1623694864458.jpeg (48.2 KB, 828x164, 119A06B7-5486-4A39-9291-AB1254…)

everytime I look at scrotechan I feel like I have to reverse my brain damage

No. 830142

Discount paramore

No. 830166

it's ok, just do the best you can

No. 830177

File: 1623698056853.jpg (27.71 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

If scrotechan was funny and more like halfchan I would have stayed but after seeing terrible things happen to girls on there I just had to nope out, I don't need a scrote stalker I don't want to get beheaded. I just like gunpla and memes. Ladies here are nice though and make me laugh a lot more. I think more than anything catching up to the history of everything (cows and the site itself) and integrating gracefully is what's hard for me. I'm so trained to type how I usually do and meme in a sperg way.

No. 830178

>I only realized this a few days ago
>I told my mom today
>I have to go home every day and be called my dead name and have she/her pronouns used
>No one realizes how hurtful it is, it feels like a slap in the face
>I dyed my hair last night so I could feel more masculine
POV: two hours ago, you told your mother you want to reject womanhood, chop off your tits, and take artificial hormones for the rest of your life which will increase your risk of untimely death. She hesitates to give you the go-ahead to mutilate yourself so you can pretend you're a man. God, the pain you must be feeling! She speaks your dead name and it hits you like a slap in the face. You can't believe it; you renamed yourself days ago! It's been half a week since you decided you were a guy! Why can't your cruel, abusive mother keep up with the circus inside your brain? You choke back tears as you apply your winged eyeliner, pull on your too-tight high waisted booty shorts, and slip in to your furry ankle boots. How I pity you, anon, having to endure the absolute torture of being called a woman every day, when you've been a man inside for a whole three days. Why can't the world see that? Thankfully, you're not alone. With trannies in tow, you pull on your tard cape, ready to announce to your new name to your hugbox. They cheer! This feels almost as validating as dying your hair did last night, nearly as invigorating as paying for the box at the Walmart self-checkout two days ago - Clairol, Jet Black. Remember? That was the moment you decided on Theo, although it feels like so long ago. You squealed as you mused that this color would make you look like Ciel, but your friend Alice thought you said Theo, and said it fit you perfectly, like a dilator. Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life, Theo. Time to reject the struggles of womanhood and become the anime twink of your dreams!

No. 830187

File: 1623698882667.jpg (52.08 KB, 640x629, bbd019a6f9ffb5abb0153e356cb61a…)

No. 830195

I wanted to troll there a bit but nah. I'm kind of afraid what'll happen to me won't be pretty. I considered some of the less controversial seeming boards and then realize how infested they are with /pol/fags. I'm angrier lately because I'm lonely and lost one of my closest friends. I want to talk after losing all that, lc has been slower, i feel very lost and have considered going elsewhere, but I'm afraid it's going to end the same way or worse. Not to sound morbid but the older I get the more life seems like a sinking black hole. I'm not even an ugly or terrible woman or crazy enough to warrant being in the position I'm in, I should be more successful, it's just for the matter that I don't try hard enough.

Like I should get off imageboards and be healthy, it's not too late, but I can't stop feeling like life is meaningless and I can't turn my pain into anything good, and I seek out other sources of conversation because I lowkey cannot stand loneliness. It's going to get me hurt one day or worse.

No. 830196

I hate how I look into this booger's weird eyes and always feel something. I just want to hug him irl nonas

No. 830199

kek this is beautiful

No. 830213

AYRT, I feel this heavily. One of my mentors took their life recently and a week before a friend OD'd, haven't left the house in months and everyone around me is able to work and move on while I'm stuck in this body that's falling apart. Can't express to you how much I relate. This isolation is sucking out my souls and LC is where I feel most free to be me and talk.

I think all women should avoid that place forever. I was just reading an /r9k/ thread where scrotes were rating women's memorial photos after they committed suicide. The mindset that place puts you in is just unsustainable. God forbid you're ever outed as a woman, those fucks will sniff you out and be literally mailing you typed out rape threats in a months time. Happened to a friend of mine and she's really never mentally recovered. Needless to say she doesn't go there anymore. That dude still looks for her too, posts her nudes and asks if she lurks. Fuck scrotes.

No. 830220

you git issues nona

No. 830230

File: 1623701748491.jpeg (24.03 KB, 205x274, 89E45868-29F5-49B2-94EA-60A3F4…)

don't worry you can't be that bad

No. 830240

File: 1623702313911.jpg (163.22 KB, 1500x1500, 1615743383402.jpg)

name my band

No. 830241

black eyed peas

No. 830243

Mercury candy bowl.

No. 830246

the trashmaiden's tale

No. 830253

Umbilical Cord Bloodbath

No. 830254

I hate when things all come piling on you at once when it comes to tragedy. One bad thing after another, driving you into a corner. The entirety of quarantine has been bad, but the last few months were hellish. Even though my friend who I stopped talking I weren't getting along as well in the last few weeks, I held out that everything was going to be okay, and that we'd surpass our differences. We had before. I was wrong, it ended excruciatingly. She cut me off of everything without even an apology, warning, or resolve, and the last thing I could do was send her a letter via our mutual friend. We're both in bad mental straits and relied on another to discuss our problems and shitty family lives, so losing her was like ripping open a long stitched wound. She was getting worse and worse mentally and our interests were diverging and I should've seen the end, but it hurt more losing her than i could've anticipated. Ever since, having attached so much to her, having spent my time talking to her, having relied on her, I've felt broken by my loss. I have other friends, but I've known them for less time, they didn't know her themselves, and they're not going to understand how damning losing her is. I don't know who to confide in without seeming like an idiot except the internet. Aside from that there's my family drama and the fear that I'll be kicked out, I receive a small inheritance in a couple months and I'm afraid my father is going to boot me out and I won't have the skills to survive. I just want someone or something to save me and I know nothing will, I don't have that much luck, I don't have that much skill to get myself out of this slump in a couple months. I'm scared. Im scared for my life. I've just been sitting on the floor dissociatingly staring at the fan spin in between typing while sad music plays in the background. I don't even know what im doing anymore.

When I was browsing a few days ago for the hell of it I ran across a /b/ thread where some scrote said he wanted to assault his daughter, then posted a picture of what looked like a teenage girl. I sincerely hope some of these sick fucks are larping, it reminded me why I hadn't gone to 4ch in ages. Went again today to reaffirm myself for the last time I shouldn't go back. LC isn't perfect, but it's sure a hell of a lot better than that place.

No. 830260

my next cycle

No. 830274

File: 1623704596493.jpg (65.23 KB, 897x1072, 20210614_153621.jpg)

No. 830290

File: 1623705988766.jpg (82.27 KB, 509x960, f7cc6f41d7f5072781784914788114…)


No. 830312

File: 1623707893265.jpg (37.18 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault-4.jpg)

Fergalicious DEF

No. 830570

Fuck off and take this depressing shit to ovarit ffs. we are trying to be dumb and retarded in peace.

No. 830576

Go to the vent thread you fucking retard

No. 830580

File: 1623740785967.jpeg (178.17 KB, 576x576, AEA6FE6A-97CF-4805-A316-540EAA…)

This was posted hours ago calm down

No. 830583

File: 1623741151325.jpg (1.22 MB, 1241x1198, Tumblr_l_38675163165644.jpg)

and if you were suspicious?? all that is fictitious! I blow kissous

No. 830588

You talk like someone who never, ever logs off. Replying to an hours old post is perfectly reasonable. Winging about your life problems in the wrong thread and shitting up the atmosphere isn’t. Get a fucking life.

No. 830590

Fuck off and die(a-log)

No. 830595

File: 1623742036433.jpeg (247.62 KB, 573x832, B8CC05CA-50E9-43A0-8AE4-1D243E…)

No. 830619

File: 1623745425024.jpeg (101.39 KB, 640x797, vxyrojzok3571.jpeg)

Based soyboys

No. 830626

who's listened to the new St Vincent shit and are into it jw

No. 830627

god, i hate that this is my dating pool

No. 830635

i'm gonna shove my finger in thier mouth hole

No. 830674

No. 830675

Every time I see this picture I feel like I'm hallucinating. Like my psychosis is tricking me into thinking a wojak meme became real life because I saw the meme way before I saw the picture.

No. 830699

I'm howling…….. fucjking love this video but forgot it existed

No. 830841


No. 830950

File: 1623774868557.jpg (33.38 KB, 250x161, -4-9-2.jpg)

mfw i go to japan and find the yakuza and they're not orphan rescuing woman respecting bad boys with golden hearts who also look like fitness or underwear models

No. 830956


No. 830976

kek anon

No. 830983

the weeb delusions go hardcore

No. 830985

File: 1623777278724.jpg (70.37 KB, 395x375, 46b9c5ecc4af50d36d85c6ee6d9c1a…)

mfw I go to the church and there are no hot priests waiting to start a family with me

No. 830987

File: 1623777346952.gif (122.42 KB, 400x300, BE726CE9-2381-4EF7-ACCB-D6F81F…)

I know that feel, nonnie.

No. 830992

in bonnie tyler voice
where have all the oldfags gone

No. 830995

File: 1623777716069.jpg (40.98 KB, 450x600, e898affa52b64b48eefc1e683bc2f8…)

Newfags get out reeeeeeee

No. 831005

File: 1623777998533.gif (86.15 KB, 640x326, 1618428735922.gif)

No. 831063

File: 1623781963676.jpg (229.98 KB, 1406x1000, 25e672b3994b3239b627e2a9642ea7…)

No. 831239

File: 1623801203299.jpg (663.97 KB, 1080x1236, PicsArt_06-15-04.45.18.jpg)

No. 831249

File: 1623802952586.jpeg (696.39 KB, 1675x1364, FBC892D1-C92A-4E66-9DD8-9EE36D…)

Frolicking through the fields~~~~ ehehehe~~~~~~

No. 831250

How cute, two himbos playing in their natural habitat.

No. 831257

File: 1623804003512.jpg (51.14 KB, 1080x1090, FB_IMG_1623804012077.jpg)

Jane Stawson

No. 831258

absolutely cursed

No. 831271

File: 1623805600025.jpeg (226.59 KB, 750x759, B4B180DE-2E8C-4554-81EB-24AC26…)

No. 831284

File: 1623807402433.jpeg (177.89 KB, 1242x1257, 4833E41E-0170-4F52-91C9-554257…)

No. 831310

Go to hell anon I almost screamed lmao

No. 831321

im fucking crying, this is the best. saved for future use

No. 831369

File: 1623821937515.jpeg (52.93 KB, 749x660, 95E73ED0-ABF7-41FE-BD67-F54CA3…)

No. 831370

File: 1623822424988.png (63.24 KB, 422x376, iouvgoógh.png)

please explain to me why the fuck am I listening to this

No. 831388

File: 1623824505207.gif (1.35 MB, 320x286, 20v5Bc.gif)

No. 831403

>see fat, ugly chick with a boyfriend
>"how the fuck does that fat uggo have a bf and i don't?"
>"probably because she doesn't think about herself/others like that."

No. 831435

when the swalloooooooows come baaaaaaaack to Capistranoooooo

No. 831438

You get it, babes.
She also probably doesn't care about what people with boyfriends look like. Daily reminder that the Slaton sisters have boyfriends.

No. 831439

thaaats amoreeee

No. 831440

File: 1623833864945.jpg (31.59 KB, 500x563, thatsamore_1024x1024.jpg)

No. 831443

Men will fuck literal trolls if other people tell them that it's hot. Those men probably hang around fat fetish groups and like most men need the approval of other men in order to be attracted to their own girlfriends

No. 831446

kek idk if it's always that deep nonnie. let the fatties and uggos love

No. 831454

tbh a lot of girls with bad personalities get guys too, even if they don't compensate for it with their looks. I admire your self awareness but realistically the only reason a woman couldn't get a bf is if she wont lower her standards or leave the house.

No. 831465

File: 1623838299727.png (510.5 KB, 893x592, 7f5d49a46cb7e38d1786fdd3a68dc_…)

I'm laughing so hard at this picture right now, I needed to share it with you gals

No. 831467

i feel like watching this could have the opposite result than intended lmao

No. 831471

File: 1623838878942.png (266.88 KB, 500x600, eredrdbbf.png)


No. 831476

This is a special type of cursed

No. 831478

The Bakugo cosplayer looks like it came straight out of a Cats musical.

No. 831479


No. 831485

Who goes to YouTube during a panick attack like
>hmmm yes, I feel like my heart will explode, time to look for my cwomfwort chwawactew uwu
And the makeup is so shit it’s almost insulting.

No. 831486

File: 1623841414926.gif (308.46 KB, 392x410, acbd09cb00c348d01f3939ee2adf93…)

tweny first sentry shizoid man

No. 831490

this ignited my fight-or-flight response

No. 831491

>if she wont lower her standards or leave the house
Damn, yeah. Between that and my shitty thoughts, it's really no mystery that I'm single

No. 831493

the whole youtube channel is absolutely cursed, I love it

No. 831496

matsu looking mf

No. 831498

That’s just ichimatsu trying to be heroic.

No. 831512

The blonde wig cosplayer looks like if Naruto and Orochimaru had some kind of fusion baby

No. 831523

File: 1623846704485.jpg (72.36 KB, 826x550, CnS-NPRVUAE2QCA.jpg)

No. 831575

oh noooo i thought i was the only one
i have to listen to them with my phone turned face down

No. 831588

File: 1623852418488.jpeg (64.34 KB, 405x720, 4F723EE6-B497-43D1-92EB-84246D…)

>listening to that at all

No. 831592

No. 831599

This cosplay really isn't fitting the woman. It makes her look old and not like mop-hair at all (the wig is wrong too, it's not looking disheveled and unkempt enough). And OF COURSE she also did an ASMR cosplay of the idiot from Retard Academia that Kevin tried cosplaying.
All of this is making me feel like a cranky elder, IDGAF about any of those shitty new anime characters (danganronpa is an okay game series to kill time too, but definitely not to obsess over those cardboard personalities).

No. 831600

it's no different from naruto and hetelia cosplays of the past tbh

No. 831603

They sucked as well and I hated them

No. 831604

>tfw we will never see the presidents of the world cosplaying as the hetalia character they should represent

No. 831624

File: 1623856343391.jpg (54.48 KB, 452x480, 876.jpg)

well what do elder weebs like? astro boy?

No. 831631

Kek! I loved pretentious weeb shit (and still do, though I'm occasionally more critical of it). Weird to think that Cowboy Bebop was already a classic when I was discovering it, and it's ancient by now. I have zero interest to keep up with the times and new animu (unless it's something that fits right into my weirdo taste).
The only weeb character that I have ever truly loved was from NGE ♥ though it doesn't qualify as husbando…

No. 831634

was it one of the angels anon?

No. 831646


No. 831676

Since besides Penpen, literally everyone in the series is an angel… yes
If the disaster known as 3.0+1.0 didn't quite manage to make me feel ashamed of that, you will not be able to either

No. 831682

File: 1623860181982.jpg (47.82 KB, 700x300, Legend-of-the-Galactic-Heroes.…)

No. 831689

File: 1623860381943.png (607.44 KB, 1218x781, mental illness.png)

hi twitterfriends

No. 831697

File: 1623861184081.jpeg (191.26 KB, 1242x1147, 3800EC75-B2E1-4ADB-9B45-71890F…)

I just wish for all of our new Twitterfriends to post their handles, it would be amazing to make new friends.

No. 831857

File: 1623875051465.jpeg (248.89 KB, 750x551, 133E6CBD-81CF-4FF9-A9B6-823DB2…)


No. 831875

Get some fresh air

No. 831889

File: 1623878198996.jpeg (170.99 KB, 932x730, 051AF19F-0677-4FCC-B6B3-5458E8…)

No. 831890


No. 831901

File: 1623879510269.jpg (68.07 KB, 480x360, tumblr_mhja3784D41qga8b9o1_500…)

this has to be fake

No. 832009

File: 1623894559144.jpg (252.81 KB, 1920x1080, character development.jpg)

heh, kids these days don't understand true art

No. 832079


No. 832087

File: 1623901812341.png (221.39 KB, 339x341, af9.png)

a writer of the Archie Sonic Comics once paraphrased a poem about the Holocaust for a children's comic about cartoon animals who fight robots?

No. 832088

actually looks like they're quoting an anon

No. 832096

File: 1623902865570.jpg (95.29 KB, 486x750, tumblr_inline_pon4y5duLh1qglk3…)

Thanks for reminding me about Ken Penders

No. 832105

So robotnik has a mustache because he's Hitler?

No. 832117

File: 1623905220462.png (38.74 KB, 600x258, Screenshot (63).png)

an actual quote from Ken Panders

No. 832122

What the fuck.

No. 832124

Lol, I remember he used the excuse of "but royalty dated older people", yeah you dumbass, they got married with older people sometimes of other royalty not having casual sex with some random guy lmao

No. 832131

File: 1623906647106.png (87.17 KB, 612x587, 1554787296948.png)

This wasn't a Troll BTW, he defended himself for over 7 days. but Despite all that he still, to this day, hasn't apologized or recanted a single thing he said
His arrogance and autism inspiring

No. 832139

File: 1623908793382.jpg (214.1 KB, 2542x1434, soisaws.JPG)

/m/ be like
>character you like thread
>character that appeals to you thread
>character you are drawn to thread
>character you are into thread
>character pic spam thread
>character design you like thread
>character you wanna fuck thread but only males
>character you wanna fuck thread but only females

/g/ be like
>ugly guys we wanna fuck thread but we post hot guys too
>hot guys we wanna fuck thread but we post ugly guys too
>guys we wanna fuck just in general
>women we're ashamed to fuck but not really ashamed to fuck too
>women we wanna fuck in general thread
>cow boards aren't enough we need to shit on women's looks some more thread
>fashion but only good trends
>fashion but only bad trends
>fashion but only bad trends except we call it a zoomer word this time
>fashion but only old trends in general
>fashion but only old trends that we don't like
>fashion but only from one website
>i'm ugly thread the permutations of which i'm too lazy to type out at this point

/ot/ reigns supreme
am i bitter that you bitches are obsessed with sharing pictures of famous people or characters whom we can just google instead? yea man fuckin stop posting and kys.

No. 832143

but then we get banned because it's an imageboard

No. 832144

File: 1623909808250.jpg (43.2 KB, 567x531, 196213d4e0fd99f2a29899990f3eb6…)

/m/ has:
>Music thread
>Bad art thread
>good art thread
>gif thread
>movies thread
>series thread
>reaction memes thread
>picrew thread
>dumb bitch memes thread
>music discussion thread
>creepy pics thread
>video games thread

Etc, so you have to be a purposefully dense fucker to think it's all about characters you wanna pork(no infighting the retard thread)

No. 832147

/ot/ has a trillion, gazillion billion redundant vent threads under the guise of different names, the only actual good threads here are the shitpost and dumbass thread.

No. 832151

so tru queen

No. 832155

I'm outgrowing lolcow after 2 long years of using it daily (more if you count when I only ever used the drama boards)

No. 832164

File: 1623913636527.jpg (52.94 KB, 540x668, f6qptyoaptf61.jpg)

your nipples are older than your teeth But try posting a mouthful of nipples online and see what happens

No. 832166

File: 1623914350959.jpg (2.76 MB, 6667x6347, AR-140819709.jpg)

I love pompeiiman and he is always so happy to see me

No. 832167

File: 1623914360899.png (560.06 KB, 1319x1941, 1445700878115.png)


based swit'anon

No. 832212

File: 1623919579565.png (589.31 KB, 720x554, Screenshot_20210617-134559.png)

The entire extended sonic lore is a retarded shitpost, Sonic's home planet Mobius is actually Earth tens of thousands of years in the future after aliens had dropped an experimental gene bomb on the planet
The surviving humans were known as overlanders and the Evolved animal lifeforms are called Mobians, humans and Mobians were in constant conflict and war, the overlanders were initially defeating the Mobians until the exiled scientist Julian joined the Mobians and provided them with tactical information, battle strategies and technology which led to their defeat
Thoughout this conflict Julian amassed more and power and was virtually an independent warlord, Julian eventually staged a coup against The kingdom of Acorn with the help of his swatbots and rebranded himself as Robotnik, sonic and his friend's are actually revolutionaries trying to defeat the tyrannical rule of Robotnik

This was the official sonic extended canon for 27 years until this man >>832117 Ken Penders single handedly ended the Sonic Extended canon and caused the reboot of the entire universe

No. 832242

Wow I never would have thought sanic had such advanced lore

No. 832306

File: 1623933991262.jpg (28.81 KB, 468x240, se0v7a6ludb11.jpg)

This has gone through my head every day for last 4 years

No. 832307

shawty wanna fuck

No. 832368

File: 1623939839922.jpg (Spoiler Image, 184.3 KB, 1228x813, 1569873777624.jpg)

why are evafags

No. 832374

i'm not sure if i want the context of this or not

No. 832378

>pretending this is what a typical evafag behaves
Those people seem to me like kinksters first, evafags second

No. 832380

you're right, I forgot the typical evafag fights over 3 worst girls for 20 years

No. 832385

File: 1623940989510.png (4.11 MB, 2466x1340, mfw.png)

No. 832391

Me neither. I was going to ask but on second thought, I'm gonna let it go lmao

No. 832404

i'm so lost, i'm starting to think "evafag" does not mean a fan of neon genesis evangelion

No. 832413

File: 1623942895511.png (1.31 MB, 900x1200, d0dd4fe55232a6b2f99fafdf2bf140…)

everyone shush! a tiger has entered the thread!

No. 832415

Mikasa gained weight I see

No. 832427

If this is the retarded thread then why do we learn so much?
>anons learning about detached earlobes for the first time
>Creative writing exercises
>Canon sonic x the holocaust content
>This image which is about to lead me down a rabbit hole >>831901
Imagine what we could accomplish if we weren't brain dead shitposters

I'm still thinking about the cars universe

No. 832434

i still don't get the earlobe thing, can someone explain

No. 832436

What evafag hurt you
Honest question - isn't that lore completely insignificant/noncanon since the main canon are the Japanese games and this is corporate american fanwank?

No. 832440

File: 1623944246606.jpg (72.37 KB, 960x720, 1514391806480.jpg)

There's no real difference except detached earlobes can get torn easier

No. 832442

Motherfuckers online are too sensitive. Like go sit in a padded room if everything triggers you

No. 832448

i just find them more annoying than other anime fans tbh

No. 832461

File: 1623945323063.jpg (25.84 KB, 600x740, 113.jpg)

I think my favorite thing ever is that I have spent literally my entire existence existing and I use it to have big tiddys

No. 832471

another big titty vs. small titty war incoming

No. 832472

i love having a big ass and hips and no tits even if some might say i look like grimace also i'm 4'9

No. 832473

truly a shitpost

No. 832476

No. 832477

Having average tits, I dun understand it. Average tittied ladies rise up!

No. 832483

I'm actually okay with small/average tits, just turning another friend's unwarranted art skill flex post in our group chat into a shitpost flexing about my boobs instead of just drawing big boobs. I love having real big boobs, all to myself.

No. 832488


No. 832489

the nutshack?

No. 832490


No. 832492

File: 1623947414592.png (580.04 KB, 849x468, Golden_Freddie_close.png)

No. 832495

one word at a time. ok ready

No. 832498

No. 832499

Nayrt but it's a little more complicated than that? At the time Archie sanic was written there wasn't really a Japanese canon. The original sanic games, like most games of their time, didn't have much lore to speak of. Sega kind of let Archie go buck wild with the characters only reigning them in now and then, and later developed their own canon in the games. Most normie sanic fans consider the games canon, but as ridiculous as it was Archie wasn't a doujin, it did come first, and the story in most of the TV shows are also loosely based off of what happened in Archie (the shows are also American but again, Sega was complicit) so some older sanicfags consider it the original canon. Fun fact, extreme autist Ken Penders (who mostly wrote shit about his 200 knuckles OCs, and Sally being scolded into submission by her dad) wasn't even a sanic fan, and claims he never played the games or even read the parts of the comic he didn't write.

No. 832502

COUNTDOOOOOWWN. lol i tricked you

No. 832512

File: 1623948411232.jpeg (320.07 KB, 731x547, B0B14131-4AD2-47BA-B418-A0D38F…)

pride beds pride beds pride beds pride beds pride beds

No. 832514

LARPING as "agender" to get the sjws off my back is exhausting. I'll go in that stupid fucking green bed and drink myself to death

No. 832516

are these official?

No. 832518

>having friends
>group chat

No. 832525

no they’re cc but they’re incredibly fugly to look at

No. 832528

why do all my husbandos seem like they would unironically start blurting out the navy seals copypasta at any given moment irl

No. 832529

It's hot my brain is fried and I can't stop playing otome games

No. 832540

Also I'm really mad at you all because nobody except that one kind anon replied to my post on /m/ about the game aloners, you have to go read it right now, I say right NOW you just have to, it's free, you must read it because it's the best game I've played, I'm mad I've been thinking about Trash literally all day every day since I read it I just want his hand in my pants

No. 832541

Hell yeah nona high five

No. 832565

oh no you used the old pink and purple terf lesbian flag instead of the new twanz friendly pink and orange one, you have murdered 10 trans women with this post alone you monster

No. 832570

I’m pretty sure my husbandos would think I’m a fucking idiot.

No. 832577

File: 1623953109451.gif (6.42 MB, 774x691, 338ff.gif)

the more moody and unhinged i feel irl tje more i shitpost it's the only thing in this gay wotld that makes me happy
now errybody in the club gettin tipsy

No. 832581

File: 1623953291492.jpeg (16.75 KB, 571x101, 467CEA3A-91BC-498D-AADE-D79E7E…)

A new e-mail for the nonnie with the e-mail compilation

No. 832585

File: 1623953793817.png (353.48 KB, 1366x657, aaaaaaaaa.png)

samefag whoa that's a big sponge. a big hunka cheese

No. 832591

File: 1623954105148.gif (840.4 KB, 264x384, suicidal dancing.gif)

I'll dance with you, anon.

No. 832593

absolute unit

No. 832594

how do i post moving pics?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 832595

they're called gifs you absolute newfag

No. 832598

File: 1623954503548.jpg (297.93 KB, 272x1336, 95PQalz.jpg)

Are we uhh are we being raided in a novel annoying way right now

No. 832599

You do it by closing this window and never coming back until you're 18, smelly faggot.

No. 832601

No. 832602

is isn't the restart Ted questions thread dumby

No. 832603

File: 1623955057994.gif (20.66 KB, 317x48, eLBx.gif)

No. 832604

bruh spongebob is on crack

No. 832607

chooooOOOooo oooo gussabropai dadadadadadadadadadaaddadadadada IIihihihhihihihihihhihihihihihihi dorakue zensen takedakedakedakedake shiisumarei shiiisumarei taketaketakedakedake

No. 832608

File: 1623956404852.jpeg (114.98 KB, 283x337, 28415818-3655-424B-8927-F2203E…)

he got that lemon peppa steppas nigga

No. 832609

No. 832610

anypony else a shimbo

No. 832611

trooned ur own post, nonna

No. 832613

nta faggetta

No. 832614

File: 1623956919050.png (56.93 KB, 152x223, coolandnice.png)

Yes m(this post is signed by plankton gang)

No. 832619

File: 1623957877317.gif (101.9 KB, 365x274, cd7.gif)

i have the ability to put anyone on crack. me in the middle

No. 832622

me on the left

No. 832626


No. 832629

File: 1623958445936.gif (593.68 KB, 378x302, tenor (1).gif)

wtf is this?????? someone explain

No. 832630

Are you blind? It's a bear macking on a chicken while sitting on a park bench next to Arthur's sister

No. 832631

File: 1623958737745.png (1.02 MB, 640x767, 5A617180-875A-41F1-893A-E95761…)

i didn’t know thong pants were a thing until today. what a time to be alive

No. 832633

File: 1623958990687.gif (2.65 MB, 400x225, u_0cli.gif)

Wrong song but

No. 832634

those thong pants are ugly but strangely attractive, i guess attractive people can make anything look good

No. 832640

File: 1623959661950.jpeg (26.54 KB, 480x393, 032DE32D-B7E4-438E-B668-C4EE9E…)

I love this song.

No. 832645

is this bratz cosplay

No. 832676

The shirt actually has a Bratz on it, does it not? Either way you're right, she looks just like one

No. 832680

File: 1623962828598.jpg (60.95 KB, 300x470, stock-photo-an-adult-female-ha…)

Anybody want to get banged? After we bang, we will have bung.

No. 832681


No. 832687

File: 1623963290199.png (312.54 KB, 399x402, hmmm.PNG)

>TFW you went on a 15 mintue search just yesterday looking for pants like this for your Sim…

No. 832689

Nah I jus wanna do some boong

No. 832693

File: 1623963702972.jpg (64.16 KB, 617x786, 1536809953321.jpg)

Did you find what you were looking for?

No. 832700

I like these aesthetically, even if they're tacky as fuck. Would wear if I dressed like a skank

No. 832702

I found a few a pair, the ones I really wanted were locked behind a paywall on paetron and have been since last year.

No. 832717

Lol I have those pants in black. Will never wear them in public again, attracted too many low value scrotes.

No. 832733

Harley Quinn is a bpd mess because she’s a harlequin.

No. 832736

praying the fermi paradox is true but this time aliens take pity on us and annihilate our planet, future doesn't seem very promising with gen z

No. 832744

I hate Sims CC paywalls/patreons so fucking much. The only thing I can recommend is Paysites Must Be Destroyed, might find it there

No. 832828

File: 1623982956599.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 638.52 KB, 1536x2048, 2E68BFF1-6EB8-450B-A8BE-A21AB1…)

Imagine going to Japan to fulfill your weeb fantasies and you see this shit

No. 832832

File: 1623983427499.png (461.7 KB, 1405x764, 1A325999-B046-459A-9CA3-4B3B08…)

No. 832845

I love how he's butt ass naked yet wearing a mask

No. 832847

once everyone on the internet has suddenly decided that their hobbies deserve to be compensated, it has risen a whole new bunch of retards who e-beg and wait for their fans/followers to be pay piggies. sad it’s become an evil phenomenon where no one serves for anyone anymore which is why piracy is based as fuck

No. 832856

File: 1623986095969.png (374.76 KB, 467x318, THNIGGA.png)

thirstposting for onceler desu

No. 832886

>barleytea art
FUCK that takes me back

No. 832902

real gold diggers know how to play that long-con.

No. 832921

What a blast form the past, with slurs too. Amazing

No. 832940

File: 1623997431792.png (148.75 KB, 579x541, 160156374282.png)

That's what a sensitive person would say.

No. 832947

File: 1623998448310.jpeg (87.89 KB, 498x528, 8F4E4873-1AD8-408D-A579-FE9F9F…)

Grab one anons

No. 832952

File: 1623998849155.gif (458.36 KB, 220x205, mpmhkmnh,.gif)

No. 832957

achuquichigu achuquichu??

No. 832963

File: 1623999723250.jpg (41.09 KB, 217x309, alien baby.jpg)

meep morp

No. 832964

I really like this gif for some reason
Reminds me of 90s games

No. 832968

mmmh 2019 again

No. 832987

File: 1624001792830.png (39.93 KB, 650x450, hypnospace-outlaw-guideoui.png)

No. 832998

the simps of this toddler looking mfer are the scariest to me, even more than the white haired dangerbongo guy.

No. 833003

100% agreed

No. 833006

File: 1624004355511.png (14.58 KB, 299x299, rei_piggy.png)

shinji built the straw house, asuka worked with whatever sticks she could find and rei made hers out of bricks

No. 833012

File: 1624005101355.gif (Spoiler Image, 529.8 KB, 250x141, b5390b33b5a9b812c99f224873582a…)

No. 833027

File: 1624006796420.png (1.18 MB, 1366x768, anon needs sleep.png)

i've been watching zombie land saga as my seasonal junk food and had a dream where i kissed kotaro, but i was also sakura? would any anon like to psychoanalyze this

No. 833077

side effects may include

No. 833080

deez nuts

No. 833082

doing it now; licking it good; sucking this pussy just like you should

No. 833098

wait what am i referring to i thought i was quoting medicine commercials

No. 833107

I've watched this 15 times already

No. 833137

File: 1624021996900.png (65.86 KB, 400x400, tumblr_f594d03efadf4732e5d2ecf…)


No. 833141

0/10 shoulders too small.

No. 833145

File: 1624023269990.jpg (86.52 KB, 500x669, tumblr_590a571bf9a2c7687c513a5…)

No. 833146

Demoman needs bigger demomantitties and shoulders because he looks like momokun’s recent pictures.

No. 833148

that's demofemboy

No. 833155

I've enjoyed this.

No. 833158

I've also enjoyed tea. My favorites are mountain tea and salvia honey tea what's yours?

No. 833162

File: 1624024875792.png (732.57 KB, 1070x600, u7E7a5w8OTfyTJ3XUv0ECOnncuYBGU…)

No. 833173

based, but also

No. 833178

What if this place became projected into reality and that we could see everyone like you can in a classroom and everyone ends up hating each other because we all find the others autistic, cringe, or completely lacking in charisma?

No. 833179

You'd probably all bully me for being so smart and beautiful.

No. 833182

>everyone ends up hating each other because we all find the others autistic, cringe, or completely lacking in charisma?
isn't it already like that

No. 833188

yeah but what if it goes so far we all end up trying to cowify the others but it doesnt work because we all got cowified

No. 833190

File: 1624027692344.gif (283.8 KB, 240x184, 49353F98-57CD-4BAF-B750-7BDED8…)

No. 833193

>what if

Implying anyone who hangs out on lolcow isn't cow-worthy

No. 833232

File: 1624034023924.jpg (29.71 KB, 640x532, IMG_20190716_065457.jpg)

No. 833246

I knew those damn naked dinosaurs were trying to make people more interested in paleontology by shaking their plump asses on the screen. Shameless!

No. 833250

woah I just started watching Cowboy Bebop and subsequently made the connection to Space Dandy and now I'm seeing this??? I'm only on episode 5 and I can tell it's gonna get sad and I'm scared to watch more because I don't wanna see bad things happen to my new friends

No. 833406

File: 1624052462185.gif (621.24 KB, 250x169, lets dance nonnie.gif)

No. 833420

File: 1624053278423.jpg (384.81 KB, 1500x1500, 81USn9ZxOEL._SL1500_.jpg)

>back crackling
Wtf is that? Is it like a pork cracklin?

No. 833427

the skin you peel off a sunburn, just off your back

No. 833468

You ain’t never getting your house back

No. 833479

can’t believe that I’m reading this shit like it actually means anything

No. 833492

File: 1624062992531.gif (40.02 KB, 220x220, groovin wit u nonny.GIF)

No. 833525

Poop comes out of the butt.

No. 833529

No. 833680

rice + egg + ketchup

No. 833685

poop is stored in the butt

No. 833698

File: 1624090144425.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 121.89 KB, 1113x573, poop.jpeg)

No. 833705

rice+egg+spicy mayo

No. 833758

poop is stored in the dick but what about those of us who do not have dick

No. 833772

Poop is stored in the breasts that's why they are so squishy

No. 833784

congratulations, this is one of the most visercally repulsive things i've read in a while.

No. 833794

i have no tits or dick where is my poop stored

No. 833798

I binged Arrested Development and tbh the Netflix produced episodes were so bad but I can’t stop thinking about that part where the Spanish woman lifts Michael Cera onto the counter. I’m not even a femdom sperg but it’s got me feeling some type of way.

No. 833803

you know how so many DIDfags have a cockney alter? well I hypothesize that DIDfags (in their present incarnation) of the 1960s might have had something similar with a 1930s radio talk alter. but I guess with that faggot cartoon it might already be the case. anyway. I think about delusions of eras past

No. 833841


No. 833843

File: 1624110232793.png (188.07 KB, 250x420, IHaveNoDick.png)

No. 833849

File: 1624110809386.jpg (28.42 KB, 358x369, tinfoilcat.jpg)

No. 833850

Prime example of capitalism. Why the hell would you buy a tinfoil hat for your cat if you can just make one yourself? This is why i'm for self-sustainibility

No. 833852

HAzbin Hotel is the faggot cartoon right? lol

No. 833863

File: 1624113071249.jpg (79.27 KB, 390x545, PicsArt_06-14-10.51.12.jpg)

I prefer Yes Chad with a pleasantly surprised look

No. 833867

He was so surprised that his beard fell off?

No. 833891

File: 1624115890325.jpg (34.65 KB, 400x400, 409404393.jpg)

I was too late to adopt this cat but she will always live in my heart

No. 833900

She looks like an unused character design in an animated movie, she's so cute

No. 833903

actually i was in an art history class a few years ago and the girl that i sat next to browsed this site all the time instead of taking notes so this goes out to you girl, i hope you pay better attention in class nowadays

No. 833959

File: 1624125568843.jpg (36.94 KB, 366x488, 4bdc61a12478a0e50a67c2f1b9fb8f…)

Mmm hats

No. 833961

He looks like he's snowballing cum

No. 833971

Hats, very important.
Ugh children are ugly.
Who should I choose, the bishie or the moustache man?

No. 833979

Brush O’Driscoll

No. 833988

File: 1624128414511.jpg (33.03 KB, 735x346, 607193d5b47eea5f83a21e8869c398…)

Both. One for Saturdays and one for Sundays.

No. 833989

neither, they're gay

No. 833992

File: 1624128610376.jpg (38.42 KB, 800x800, 1.jpg93a79f44-8bc9-40d2-b753-4…)

My tiddies called, they need your help fetching the doritio that just fell between them

No. 833995

Damn Mae, what a player you were.

No. 834023

File: 1624132115214.jpg (64.38 KB, 800x1050, 1609533622888.jpg)

this is on my mind…

No. 834028

you peaked my interest but im not watching 5 seasons for that. kindly spare what season and episode please

No. 834043

It's a fujo's mind

No. 834060

it's a fujos world I am just living in it ami right fellas

No. 834125

KEK I love you for this nonny

No. 834140

Kek, it’s from episode 7 of the recut season 4.

No. 834143

on one hand i feel bad for the mods being drowned with newfags but on the other hand they might be using that ban hammer a bit too loosely

No. 834157

Someone do something funny idk I'm bored please

No. 834162

File: 1624142513266.gif (2.53 MB, 500x288, PalatableFixedBoto-size_restri…)

No. 834169

File: 1624143378024.gif (968.4 KB, 350x302, 0C8D5E0A-E417-48FF-961A-A15396…)

No. 834180

File: 1624144773287.jpg (69.11 KB, 390x640, 7b5672002e289c8612ac93467e944d…)

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No. 834645

File: 1624191884086.gif (842.57 KB, 244x220, tenor.gif)

If my boyfriend doesn't send me this everyday I don't want him.

No. 834650

Hi Shaynus

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No. 834730

I fucking hate how I react to this thanks to the dolphin snatched lard ass

No. 834782

o k ok okkk who tryna get swaggy with his epic glomper

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No. 834959

oh hell naw……….

No. 835004

File: 1624223957239.png (49.17 KB, 392x214, sgsgrsrg.png)

what does my watch later list say about me

No. 835010

That you're dating a weeaboo soundcloud rapper.

No. 835037

That you are a weeaboo soundcloud rapper

No. 835117

No. 835120

This was also recommended to me by YouTube today

No. 835160

File: 1624251846088.jpeg (46.35 KB, 567x434, 1615905042402.jpeg)

fujoshi shit is excused as [relatively] harmless because oh the girls are just living vicariously through shipping

but what about just solo smut drawings (less gay) or self insert fan fiction of real [male] internet celebrities

what about that is more creepy and or threatening? do you really think fan girls are even capable of kidnapping/physical violence?/?

the shit that female celebs go through i think its about time more fucked up fan fic of these men gets written

writing a hetero or self insert thing is more personal but fuckign yaoi is just two things mashed together what do you have agaisnt a milquetoast PIV fan fic its literally less outrageous

well maybe i AM homophobic but only towards fan art because there isnt enough objectification of men for there to be significant amount of solo subject pics

i am not a cuck or voyuer(the point of smut is to imagine you’re there, dumbass.) i don't care for yaoi its not two times good thing its this thing is being taken by someone that doesnt look like you so maybe yes i am SEXIST when there is more than One man around

women are more into fanfic men are more visual

bitch, i see a market that needs to be catered too and its ME

i just want to be able to see drawings of these Internet celebrities (male) that doesn't have another penis scribbled somewhere in the image

No. 835198

File: 1624261400628.gif (257.91 KB, 320x240, f59.gif)

No. 835250

I don’t know, anon, most of the self-insert stuff I’ve particularly read so far about my current husbandos has a lot of mainstream porn stuff like:
>getting called a slut/whore/little/insert degradation fetish words here
>rape or “non-con” or “dubious consent”
>weird fetishes like piss
I mean, unless you write your own stuff or commission it so there’s no weird ass shit, it might have scrotish takes, either for shock value or because the person who is writing those fanfics is genuinely into those shitty fetishes.
The market is there, but you really have to dig in piles of shit so you can find a gold nugget.

No. 835284

File: 1624279537839.gif (19.9 KB, 127x71, meffe0afaa926908889fd8c604b561…)

look at these cats spin. look at em go. yipee

No. 835303

kek reddit-chan has just arrived

No. 835358

He looks like an eraser. I want to bite it.

No. 835404

what does this say about me

No. 835406

File: 1624292195390.jpg (122.95 KB, 640x907, B612_20210621_105414_164.jpg)

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No. 835410

I have a shocking amount of friends with Jamaican baby daddys they met working at a carnival

No. 835411

People who work at carnivals are always such a weirdly specific brand of trashy

No. 835413

that you don't have sex

No. 835500

File: 1624304216063.jpeg (265.63 KB, 1500x1000, 7E2A88E5-F6AF-4FB5-A381-B4621F…)

I drink this when I want to MOID out. Seeing its camouflage outer and imagining the caramel brown energy Fuel inside bubbling up, desperate to reach my lips. That's Peak Moidism, baby. That not-quite-cola flavor sends my female tastebuds on an HRT-like transmogrification journey. I start to feel the SYNTHESIZED TESTOSTERONE COURSE THROUGH MY BODY at an extremely high velocity. Of course men and assault. Get Assaulted, become a man. It's all making sense now? This is the fakeboi drink.

No. 835504

They should form a club

No. 835508

It has taurine in which increases testosterone, just to 'well ackshually' your lovely shitpost

No. 835527

File: 1624307031093.webm (1.48 MB, 640x360, Casual Misadventures.webm)


No. 835540

someone put the effort into finding two videos for sexy time danganronpa fuckyfucky

No. 835544

Your sex lasts 9 minutes maximum.

No. 835545

unrelated but today i learned that jamaica is not in africa. shocked

yet another flavor that's not available here FUCK!!!!!!!!!

No. 835557

Thanks for this video, I showed it to all my special friends!!! borgir

No. 835559

still cant believe this is a 17 year old

No. 835572

it is???

No. 835606

high value man

No. 835638

File: 1624321644730.jpg (314.54 KB, 593x884, ,s,s.jpg)

i think she's cute

No. 835656

File: 1624323911478.jpeg (62.41 KB, 800x566, AA59EE38-83C0-462B-9465-F16824…)

Aww, reminds me of a whale shark

No. 835668


No. 835673

File: 1624325513570.gif (182.06 KB, 320x300, 3A139DDA-187D-408F-90F8-346DB9…)

No. 835680

File: 1624326834794.jpg (31.8 KB, 487x733, DEPwn47XkAMHMUa.jpg large.jpg)

(autist) time between manic episodes is shortening because without encountering outside people to talk to or think about im fixating too much on whims/fucked up thoughts and turning them into lesser obsessions anyway i guess the way i feel about youtuber/twitch streamer is the same jealously that scrotes feel about titty streamrs/cam girls, that i perceive him as getting all this money and "not really working" and what i desire isn't the guy himself but the money he earns. also i dont know what the aidens that factkin him are feeling but i dont have an internal need to be perceived as a 'cool, relatable moid' what i need to be perceived as is a person who can afford a VR gaming set up and that only requires money.

No. 835682

File: 1624327245278.png (1.19 MB, 1303x740, pale-lady.png)


No. 835686

File: 1624327602384.jpeg (91.45 KB, 602x395, main-qimg-c68ca9020b9e9b45290c…)

elephant's foot waifu?

No. 835687

File: 1624327682681.jpeg (38.32 KB, 512x286, FA53BDD5-68DD-42DD-92F4-8A7A4C…)


No. 835712

I wanna FUCK but I'm on my period

No. 835713

Sometimes lolcow is just TOO QUIET I need more ACTIVITY

No. 835735


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No. 835816

File: 1624347385494.jpeg (142.34 KB, 852x1136, i cri.jpeg)

fr i read threads before bed and all my favorite ones are seldom bumped today. ENTERTAIN ME!!!

No. 835831

File: 1624349974677.jpg (98.02 KB, 480x640, 20210605_164631.jpg)

No. 835833

summer is too warm make her stop

No. 835837

Generate some discussion anon! If you post in all the threads that should help

No. 835845

god she's so hot

No. 835847

File: 1624354232564.jpg (7.65 KB, 474x248, OIP.jpg)

Siyu-viyu, siyu-viyu konopelečki
Siyu-viyu, siyu-viyu zelenesenki

No. 835857

aww, i love capybaras. wish i was underneath a nice stream of water too rn its so hot

No. 835899

They always so regal, and calm. Love em, hate their mouths tho

No. 835911

mbop oooo mbop oooo mbop

No. 835912

sometimes I just want to "UWU" you bitches and "< 3" you bitches (dont ban me)

No. 835913

awooooooooo awooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa awooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rawr rawr waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa awoooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No. 835914


No. 835917

y'all know who it is!

No. 835918

I want mango fanta!!!

No. 835919


No. 835922

IM JUST A BIT CRAZY AND RETARDED BUT I SWEAR IM KIND AND GOOD AND NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! trauma fucked me up bitches

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No. 835924

If I had money I would eat so many yummy food right now, this is what I would order (and share with me mama):
Fried chicken
Potato fries
some soda
Some choco icecream ugh yes!

No. 835925

kill me

No. 835948

File: 1624364944933.jpg (51.42 KB, 630x900, 7ba338e82ac325131013eb33c25032…)

No. 835964

No. 835968

I thought this was deadpool

No. 835976

File: 1624366917632.png (155.72 KB, 282x458, imagen_2021-06-22_080155.png)

why is he cumming from his eyes?

No. 835977

File: 1624367091726.jpeg (18.91 KB, 626x417, EF9A4851-9752-478B-AE6D-193A96…)

it's worse than you thought. if you zoom in you can see the cum is leaking from every facial orifice!

No. 835982

File: 1624367371463.jpg (214.94 KB, 720x1120, kiss easy.jpg)

No. 835992

File: 1624368218101.jpg (890.82 KB, 1920x1080, Gaetan~2.jpg)

he's my murder-happy witcher bf

No. 836011

File: 1624371489042.jpeg (395.04 KB, 1000x1000, F6178824-B65C-4E59-B99F-DE376B…)

Schwule Schweine Hinge Dinge

that;'s what you Germans sound like

No. 836022

I never understood the hinge dinge shit americans push onto germans and swedes

No. 836032

That's swedish, german sounds furious growling, there's no distinct words

No. 836033

it just makes them mad because as >>836032 said it's not even their language and eurofags are notoriously nationalistic ime

No. 836034

samefag just because I'm feeling autistic, three of four words in that sentence are actually German. it's just the worst position to be in if you are one of them so it's fun to do. now ich habe keine zeit fur deinen bullshit schwule schweine

No. 836036

oh you think I don't understand you, well rrrrauschten zie Deutscheh ffahruumehn ich bitch

No. 836039

File: 1624375028784.jpg (36.41 KB, 680x395, 1623968199531.jpg)

No. 836041

File: 1624375352121.jpg (76.11 KB, 721x961, Tumblr_l_1225739026266813.jpg)


No. 836042

dhjggtrsXdassdgyiiolbcffccggwcvbnmvcxxwwdfskididdlybop shitzenshit
that's how i read it

No. 836045

File: 1624375527246.png (851.3 KB, 2048x758, Screenshot_20210620-204058.png)

No. 836060

>eurofags are notoriously nationalistic ime
lmao spotted the american, of course you would think that

No. 836068

File: 1624380164081.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.58 MB, 540x304, 258a7d0b74465537736994b794b424…)

This is my gift to you guys. I had to lay my poor innocent eyes upon it so also will you

No. 836078

anon this is adorable wtf are you talking about

No. 836082

unironically hope i have this someday

No. 836085

I can't with the spikes moving in the wind. Also this brings back repressed memories of a middle school friend explaining to me how sonamy became canon at the end of SonicX cause Sonic gave her a rose or sthg

No. 836117

This was created with more skill and love than anything I can see myself making and I'm okay with that

No. 836158

File: 1624389319154.jpg (117.07 KB, 800x600, tumblr_niedbvGjUM1tq3owno1_128…)

Does anyone wants to come to my tea party?

No. 836164


No. 836171

File: 1624389763634.png (333.89 KB, 493x533, 19038210987435.png)

Of course nonny

No. 836174

Are those mammoth bones?

No. 836177

File: 1624390450701.jpg (33.47 KB, 794x794, 81d25f7a3164292bf6508193b9ab4b…)

thank you nonnie! Have some more!

No. 836179

aw I want that tea set

No. 836219


If someone has that much skill and still chooses to make Sonic crap, in a weird way, I can respect it. It's autismaxxing.

No. 836238

No. 836239

i uwued and got banned but now i'm back bebbeh

No. 836262

File: 1624397305511.gif (1.51 MB, 250x250, 16243970341161642.gif)


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No. 836265

I don't even watch reality television but I remember this whole thing. Iconic.

No. 836286

Ugh I want someone to lick my cunt but also I'm afraid of oral sex

No. 836293

File: 1624400726001.jpeg (10.77 KB, 255x209, 1619958679362.jpeg)

keep taking that good ol magic wand to my shit like a jackhammer and proper wrecked my shit. I miss when I could pop Xanax and be hot on Tumblr. What the fuck is global warming

No. 836302

File: 1624401237705.png (120.33 KB, 423x413, goodnitesleeptite.png)

Shut up and sleep with me come on why don't you sleep with me shut up and sleep with me come on aha and sleep with me shut up and sleep with me come on why don't you sleep with me shut up and sleep with me come on aha and sleep with me

No. 836322

File: 1624405037900.jpeg (43.25 KB, 574x555, BA0F2FB3-1600-443C-A81B-DD61FA…)

I have chlamydia

No. 836329

File: 1624405632606.jpg (27.27 KB, 388x600, 3920_grande.jpg)

I woke up at 3 in the afternoon

No. 836330

File: 1624405681551.jpeg (131.39 KB, 922x864, D4221A23-45C5-4114-8834-8F3E36…)

You were in a coma? Well cluck cluck lucky duck. I need one.

No. 836334

File: 1624406028797.jpeg (104.59 KB, 720x717, 59A69D20-1F15-4D34-86C4-24F9CF…)

I need a coma as well.

No. 836343

why is my mind finding this pic sexy? ketamine

No. 836346

u slept with Timmy Chalamet?

No. 836351

we all did nonny

No. 836352

great now I've got chlamydia herpes and gonorrhea, my lucky day

No. 836356

File: 1624408106610.jpeg (27.07 KB, 500x483, 1A8D26D5-9E2F-4F43-B41A-53729B…)

No. 836360

hey at least there's no aids yet

No. 836364

my bf saw this from the side was like, excuse me fried foreskins???

No. 836385

File: 1624413462050.jpg (80.01 KB, 721x578, vader-12-e1448466966683.jpg)

So what? It's summer

No. 836438

File: 1624421725554.jpg (47.98 KB, 800x800, 1621399785285.jpg)

someone talk to me I'm bored as fuck please

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No. 836443

File: 1624422654855.jpeg (337.56 KB, 1242x1542, B7072281-A2D2-4F98-A6F7-313BAF…)

I just ate an egg it was really good and a tomato too. I love onion and garlic. You eat that shit too or are you a no veggies kinda farmer.

No. 836444

File: 1624422836938.jpeg (83.21 KB, 568x551, C4A6AB9F-AB69-4479-AAAD-50AFB2…)

who wants to get a lobotomy with me

No. 836463

I just got “everything but the elote” seasoning at Trader Joe’s and I’m so excited to try it on avocado toast. Umami is the greatest thing in existence.

No. 836471

File: 1624426017297.gif (972.19 KB, 420x422, 67C1198B-198E-4E46-85DC-077B64…)

I’ve never had elote it looks scary to me because I fucking hate sour cream. But I like corn cheese so maybe I’ll try it one day.

No. 836523

File: 1624435033356.jpg (101.99 KB, 800x1200, 1615670068775.jpg)

name my OC

No. 836536

kylo vader

No. 836538

love this new mitski leak

No. 836543

help no someone just reminded me that John Stamos episode of Law & Order existed

No. 836548

john stamos and zach galifianakis in hercules live action????

No. 836557

Darth Vulva

No. 836563

would fucking watch it just for stamos

No. 836568

Leclerc looks like the jock version of Chalamet

No. 836573

nah, he seems more of a daniel radcliffe lookalike to me

No. 836581

him got weird ol belly button

No. 836635

File: 1624448320038.png (414.71 KB, 487x524, anachan.PNG)

why does he have such skinny legs :(

No. 836647

File: 1624449373989.jpeg (46.18 KB, 600x337, 1046C3FF-9F2D-45A0-A754-B6D8B8…)

danganrope yourself

No. 836649

I'm really fucking sick AGAIN, can someone please give me a rabbit hole to fall down reading while I'm in bed

No. 836654

I had a great time diving through the wiki pages of olde time court jesters

No. 836655

File: 1624450018585.jpg (201.95 KB, 1200x1800, 1615667524707.jpg)

it lines up with the lines. that's just the way of the model ocmaking industry

No. 836661

I have recently read the entire manifesto/autobiography of Robert Pelloni from Bob's Game. It was a real mindfucky read and the guy is a piece of shit, but especially the second half is so thoroughly deranged I couldn't help but be fascinated by it. Definitely not for everyone but it might be worth checking out if it's up your alley.

No. 836691

File: 1624454685273.jpg (82.12 KB, 900x700, 154.jpg)

mirror mirror on the wall, who's the thiccest of them all?

No. 836693

Condemn me to an endless desert scavenging the wastes eating lizards raw and scouring through the dunes for a drop of water no punishment is too great for my sin

No. 836697

Please stop masturbating to shay’s pictures.

No. 836700

Snake and frog's morbidly obese lovechild. Snog

No. 836785

File: 1624465311808.jpg (45.08 KB, 552x597, a.jpg)