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No. 799865

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

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No. 799872

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>>799865
I throw this at you ? What do you do ?

No. 799873

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coming to pickup Mr. Shrew

No. 799874

thread theme

No. 799882

>>799872
die immediately on impact from severe head trauma

No. 799883

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No. 799884

>>799872
I love pasta so I thank you earnestly.

No. 799886

>>799883
cutie spaghetti

No. 799887

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>>799883
Post more dogs

No. 799891

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>>799865
wat te fuk did yuo jest fackeng say abaot me, yuo litel BIPCH? Il hav yuo knoe i gradated top of mie clas in the Navy Shrews, an iv ben involve in nummerus secrit rades on Alkaeda, an i hav over 300 confermd kills. I are traned in elifant warfir an im the top snyper in the entir US armid forses. Yuo ar nuthing to mee but jsut anutor targit. I wil wiep yuo thi fuk out wif presishin the lieks ov wich has nevir bin sene befoar on this Erth, mark mi fuckeng woerds. Yuo thenk yuo cen get awae wiv sayeing that shet to ME ovor de imternets? Thenks agen, fuckor. Aes wi speke i am conntakteng mi secrit netwerk ov spize aecross the uessay an yuro IP is bing sneffed rite now zo yuo betir prapar for teh storm, maget. Th sturm tat wieps out tth patetic litel theng yuo cal yuro lief. Yuor fuckeng DED, noaselet. I can bee aniwer. Enytime, an i can kil yuo in ovar seben hundrad difrint waes, jost wif my NOASE. Not oanly ami egstensably traned in noase combat, but i hav axess to thr entyr arzenal of the Yoonited staets Sneff Corps an i wel yuse it to its ful ektent to wiep yuor mizerable noase of th faes ov de comtinant, yuo litel shipt. Ef oanly yuo cood hav nown wat umhoaly retibushun yuor litle clevir coment wes aboat to breng down upan yuo, maebiy yuo wood hav helt yuro fuckeng tung. But yuo codent, did yuo, an now your peyeng de prise, yuo gotdam iddeot. I wil shipt foory al ovor yuo and yuo wel droawn in et. Yuore fuckeng ded, bipch.

No. 799892

>>799891
shut up stupid

No. 799893


No. 799968

>>799891
i love this

No. 800020

QUIERO CARNE ASADA

No. 800120

Literally my empowerment song

No. 800147

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Bimgus

No. 800156

File: 1620295859746.png (85.06 KB, 168x216, giraguin.png)

>>800147
I think you mean kira quin dite za dusto

No. 800163

sus

No. 800165

You could stop at five or six stores OR
just one
I can see the statue of liberty from here!

No. 800203

File: 1620304048331.jpg (189.48 KB, 1280x719, swimmerchan.jpg)

Me when I go swimming (haha just kidding I'm 100% rock hard lean muscle, my muscles are so dense I sink to the bottom with an acceleration of 25 metres per second squared as soon as I step into the water because I'm so muscular. I can't swim)

No. 800205

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BAKA BAKA BAKA

No. 800251

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Writing "y'all" is culturally appropriating the Texans

No. 800268

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No. 800287

>>800203
mfw i could never float during the swim unit in HS because im nasty and bony

No. 800306

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I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY

No. 800331

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No. 800388

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>>800268
Hey farmers ! Have you confessed your sins in the confession thread today ? I hope so !

No. 800669

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>>800388
shut up jesus

>>799891
I legitimately think shrews are cute but the pic was too irresistible

No. 800779

gosd baby it's so sexy when I can see u ragequit black ops

No. 800799

>>800669
I had a dream where I was a little kid and jim carrey drove up to my school and flashed all the schoolchildren, asking us to get in the car

No. 800826

>>800799
I had a dream I had sex with him in a pool and it's still the most intense dream I've had to this day

No. 800838

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>>800799
>>800826
nooo this might inspire me to have similar dreams. the pool sex one in particular, I'd rather not have the other one

though not planing to sleep much between now and mid next week, have 3 projects due, help manifest decent grades for me nonas

No. 800928

don’t eat squirrels y’all. i done learnt my lesson today.

No. 800934

>>800928
t. a squirrel
Yeah, we're on to you, you little critter. Go eat some nuts!

No. 800941

>>800669
>>800799
>>800838
>>800826
Fuck I too wanna dream about actor dicc, please tell me your secrets
Whenever I dream about actors is just too realistic, they are either on tv or just ignore me

No. 800964

>>800941
I am very horny and heavily repressed, so it comes naturally, it also comes with having an imagination from hell

when in said celeb crush's career is he the most attractive to you? magnify what about him you like, where he is the most sexually magnetizing, and consume media, interviews, motives that reflect your favorite things about him. find outfits you like, find events and ideas you like, get a feel for it. I'd say pick an age and time frame of his career specifically, but that's completely up to you, although if it helps narrow down what "form" you want

all this may bring about a better mental image of him in a dream, even allowing you to create a scenario in your head before you dream it

No. 801029

yeehaw

No. 801040

>>801029
Yee yee

No. 801042

>>801040
that's not very honky tonk of you

No. 801043

woohoo > yeehaw

No. 801045

>>801043
woohoo means s*x in simlish so

No. 801046

>>801043
I think we're inventing yahoo rn

No. 801120

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>>800964
I guess that's my problem then, I am too much of a Stacy and I am not sexually repressed enough

No. 801124


No. 801128

>>800779
my ex bf had a tantrum leaving mcdonalds cause they messed up his order. he threw the burger on the ground in the parking lot and then later sobbed at the gas station asking if i still loved him after witnessing all this.
i have not dated since him and this was in 2017

No. 801146

>>801128
A dude I dated slammed the chipotle he had delivered in the trash bc they got the order (barely) wrong and stomped around raging while I just sat there stone faced kek men are retarded

No. 801164

>>801146
>I just sat there stone faced
kek good. thats what i should have done, but my socialization kicked in and i tried to comfort him like a cuck. made even more pathetic by the fact that he dumped me two months later

No. 801177

>>801164
It happens to the best of us, I’ve certainly had my moments of simping for idiot men. That goes away when you get older. I was petting his dog (that he was scaring) and annoyed bc he was like “I jUsT gEt So HaNgRy” well you shouldn’t have trashed your food then you absolute mongoloid. Dumped him a few weeks later when I went to use his bathroom and he didn’t flush after taking a shit smh

No. 801294

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>>801177
>tfw never simped in my whole life

No. 801360

Pinch and pull, pinch and pull, pinch pinch pinch and pull

No. 801449

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No. 801462

>>801294
The female gigachad had looks like Kim k

No. 801464

>>801449
Reminds me on anon's erotica about pig boy mating pressing her

No. 801485

>>801464
Pigs have corkscrew penises so I guess that'd be screwing

No. 801487

>>801464
When was that? I'm morbidly curious

No. 801494

olé!

No. 801501

>>801294
teach me your ways fem!chad

No. 801507


No. 801663

>>801487
One of the sexual fantasy threads on /g/, don't remember which one though, sorry

No. 801757

>801294 female chad is so hot

No. 802295

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whattup bitches im here to stir fry up some shit

No. 802307

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>>802295
giant plate of korokke please!!

No. 802342

ONLY SCROTES TALK ABOUT DUMB ASS SHIT

No. 802348

>>802342
take your citalopram

No. 802351

>>802348
Take your estrogen, tranny!

No. 802507

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>>802307
one bitchass hoe racket coming right up

No. 803026

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No. 803042

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THE shitposting hideout

No. 803050

>>803042
dark haired one on the bottom is shocked at the powerful velocity at which my waste is expelled from my body

No. 803052

>>803042
This is where we host the lolcow meetup

No. 803053

>>800287
fuck is THAT why i couldn't do it

wouldn't be a problem anymore LOL

No. 803061

>>803050
his name is haru anon have some respect for best boye

No. 803090

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Happy motehrs day bobby

No. 803092

MY GOD I JUST WANT A GOOD DICKING PLEASEEEE

No. 803093

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Please I just want cock inside my wussy

No. 803094

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germa

No. 803095

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Listening to the the Guitar Hero 2 playlist to feel something

No. 803097

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>>803093
is that… an ariana

No. 803099

>>803094
every time g*rm is posted i want to slam his face with a shovel

No. 803138

File: 1620626192491.jpeg (247 KB, 750x553, C2B7389C-EA0A-4C7F-AE36-B3ECB7…)

This little guy can't even drink on the job because he's lactose intolerant. But so am I, so how will either of us know what's good on the menu?!

No. 803225

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>>803095
I was thinking yesterday how guitar hero has the best loading screens and menus and general user interface design out of all the games I've ever played

No. 803226

>>803225
ps. I always picked the side of the blue dragon even though he has virgin energy but I like blue better than red

No. 803292

>>803138
ask someone who doesn't have an inferior digestive system about the menu

No. 803393

File: 1620655377672.jpg (29.88 KB, 400x400, Christine.jpg)

fat autistic trans lesbian appreciation post

No. 803736

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love to eat burgers I'm a burger f slur but only for cheese borgy

No. 803778

>>803736
This image is making me lose it

No. 803794

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No. 803848

how's everyone today?

No. 803850


No. 803856

>>803848
bullying children

No. 803866

>>803848
Uh yeah.

No. 803940

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after a good spergout i wanna kiss whoever i argued with

No. 803961

>>803940
fucking kek anon i always think about this kind of thing after i’m doing publicly embarrassing myself by arguing with someone on here. like what if when i go to another thread and reply to someone being all cutesy and nice but they’re the exact same person i just wished death upon in the unpopular opinions thread? a very humbling experience. slow burn enemies to lovers

No. 804003

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This is the energy I feel tonight

No. 804004

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>>803940
I remember watching this moment in Banana Fish and being like this

No. 804041

>>803940
W what animu

No. 804043

>>803940
Fucking kek I feel you I wanna have a heated debate with my boss' Reddit Libertarian son and then french afterwards so bad

No. 804103

>>804041
banana fish

No. 804364

>>804103
Yes but what animu

No. 804656

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1 hour Explosive diharrea

No. 804659

>>804656
thought the shirt said soy for a sec

No. 804660

File: 1620801278180.png (863.22 KB, 1280x1734, tumblr_1a90ed26b348754f99a2fb8…)

Lolcow really is my place to stay, here I feel very at ease, it's like my personal therapy and entretainment website. I can be an unapologetically insane woman that judges other unapologetically insane women, but I'm cool.

No. 804661

File: 1620801368273.jpeg (116.98 KB, 976x725, 1620801059478.jpeg)

My ex bf literally looks like this, I'm so sorry for doing that to myself.

No. 804663

>>803940
Shit really craving a kiss like this rn
Hopefully in my dreams, cause imma sleep soon

No. 804665

God I love being an unapologetically insane woman so much, nothing can hurt me anymore I just smile through the shit (insert happy emoji)

No. 804666

>>804661
I feel better about my exes now thank you

No. 804667

this is gonna sound autistic but if i could give lc an mbti it would be estj or istj. choleric temperamental. luv u all

No. 804669

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>>804660
this place is the closest to ideal because we can be unfiltered and even when we infight I know like >>803961 said there is still love among us. I also want to hug others here all the time, kiss and make up. granted I don't like the gossip side much anymore (I know that's the point of the site) and disagree with anons a lot but it is still good here in other ways I can't leave!

No. 804670

When Jeffree says
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I really feel it

No. 804687

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Ouiser is my favorite from Steel Magnolias, watch the movie please

No. 804810

Watch out not to cut yourself on that ß

No. 804907

everyday i read this site and euckprrrrrrr

No. 804963

.

No. 804964

>>804963
periodt

No. 804972

I EXIST TO BE SPOILED, BE NICE TO OTHERS, MAKE CRAFTS AND BE SPOILED. THERE IS SIMPLY NO OTHER WAY

No. 804973

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No. 804983


No. 805045

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No. 805092

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hi

No. 805098

File: 1620847224863.gif (1.9 MB, 300x192, DBCF93BF-8AB0-436A-852B-FB2696…)

>>805092
Hey.
shlap shlap shlap shlap shlap shlap shlap

No. 805122

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No. 805128

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>>805122
thank you and goobye

No. 805159


No. 805182

>>805159
That looks like fun

No. 805190

i feel a great anger and i wish i could break things but cant. gonna punch pillow

No. 805272

File: 1620859758813.jpg (46.54 KB, 720x1557, FB_IMG_1620859308426.jpg)

For my dearest carrey chan

No. 805279

>>805272
>"prepare" the apartment for a night of ping pong
Is that how they call it now? I wonder who is that celebrity

No. 805293

>>805272
Not carreyfag but I never believe these messages. Where are they from anyway? It can always be made up

No. 805324

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No. 805326

File: 1620864766198.jpg (30.18 KB, 600x405, 2a45740f7a48898ef7a42d95c5e4d9…)

Good evening weebs, neets, hikkis, and stank hoes

No. 805330

File: 1620865032619.jpeg (55.5 KB, 679x368, BF5997C3-94DB-47AD-B8B3-A2C301…)

another moment where the liberal cultural marxist media gets their facts wrong, for your information SNOWFLAKE these are piss bags

No. 805337

>>805330
>>805330
>>805330
but are they Adam driver piss bags?(driversperging)

No. 805340

>>805337
Is this the harry styles anon

No. 805352

>>805293
deuxmoi, is a random blind item blog, take them with a grain of salt, however, I love blinds about him, true or not
PING PONG KEK

I always thought he wasn't hooking up with ariana though

is there hope for me yet, considering I actually do have a decent sized ass?

No. 805365

JO-JO-JO-JOVANI
UNPREDICTABLE
JOVANI VAZQUEZ
UNPREDICTABLE
RELENTLESS!!!
I AM JOVANI

No. 805381

>>804661
it's ok to be italian

No. 805386

File: 1620871018806.jpg (80.53 KB, 640x637, borth.jpg)

>>805330
I wish I didn't see this

No. 805388

>>805365

Can’t escape this party scene
Hell with countess, now I’m queen
You can catch me on the street
Fabulous and looking sweet
All decked out head to toe
Six-inch heels, don’t you know
Men will come and men will go
Love yourself and it’ll show

Feelin’ Jovani
Feelin’ Jovani
Feelin’ Jovani
And it feels so good

No. 805399

>>805381
even worse, he's dutch

No. 805451

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vent art uwu

No. 805772

Patriots super logo svg, patriots svg, patriots svg for cut This is digital download file, It's not a physical commodity. ♡ Make cute poster for the comfort of your …

No. 805773

>>805772
does this count as emoji? will I get banned with some redsext

No. 805776

>>805451
But that's a microwave oven not a vent

No. 805787

>>805776
Vent identifies as a vent and that’s valid, don’t be such a bigot.

No. 805819

UUughh there's one of those big spiderlike mosquitoes in my bathroom and I sprayed it with vinegar to fight it and it's twitching but it's sitting on the wall above me and I want to smack it with a flyswatter but it's above me so I'm scared it will fall on me or something uuuuuuuuuuugh why did it have to come inside it could have just lived its life outside without me murdering it

No. 805856

>>805819
They are scary but they are harmless. As a matter of fact, they actually eat mosquitoes

No. 805867

>>805856
I know, in my head, I know, but my body won't listen

No. 805955

File: 1620933798580.gif (3.04 KB, 75x131, 1619934056422.gif)

Lolcow is like my sekrit girl club, I have no fucking friends irl but here I can pretend I'm a stacy and we all paint our nails and listen to "no tears left to cry" as we read the newest Azealia Banks twitter shenanigans.

No. 806024

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>>805955
Yes gorl

No. 806041

>>805955
I have friends but I also like having lolcow as my secret place to act like a retard. It's fun to spring between boards during the night and gossip, vent, and be a misanderist

No. 806044

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No. 806048

>>806044
i dont know whether to laugh or cry

No. 806052

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No. 806062

File: 1620939240691.png (547.05 KB, 1088x1042, chickenvsduck.png)


No. 806065

>>806052
that gif reminded me of the girl who dragged her ex out her mom's garage by his armpits while he cried, thank you

No. 806092

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No. 806093

hey I agree with most of this but I think that disgusting head skin should count as a bio-hat which is pretty epic if you ask me

No. 806129

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Oh! Hey mommy. Didn't think you'd get out the shower so quickly. I was playing with some shaving cream while you were doing your thang. Haha. I wish you didn't pee in the shower though. I wanna be able to hear it because it sounds like frying chicken haha. I like that about you.

No. 806131

>>799865
I love you shrew anon plz come back and sniff in my general direction

No. 806140

>>806092
no one can do that here, nonnie

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>>806131
snoot snoot

No. 806186

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>>806169
YES MY IDOL I feel blessed and ready to prove all the bipches that doubted me wrong. I kiss your tiny feets, thank you!

No. 806195

File: 1620949197300.gif (4.48 MB, 444x250, GlisteningWeepyAbyssiniangroun…)

Hot

No. 806242

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i miss shrew posting anon

No. 806248

>>806129
lmaoing

No. 806270

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No. 806298

>>806270
>him
100%. Male ducks rape the females and it's such an issue that the females have had to develop tubular vaginas in an attempt to avoid their twisty penises and prevent pregnancy. I'd not only slap him I'd toss that fucker off a cliff. Female duck supremacy.

No. 806305

>>806298
did you learn about this piece of culture from said video

No. 806308

File: 1620963219189.gif (6.77 MB, 480x433, giphy-downsized-large.gif)

I wanna have sex and then have NACHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 806319

File: 1620965538407.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3.85 MB, 6160x3695, pixlr_20210319013238669.jpg)

>>806308
I see what you're doing there, very sly

No. 806340

Suddenly remembering the Denko-chan saga like (´・ω・`)

No. 806344

File: 1620970732288.png (244.62 KB, 545x376, yehaw.png)

something by youuuuu maaaakes me feeeeeel like a dangerouuus womaaaaaaan

No. 806389

>>806344
goddamn you my shuffle just pulled up dangerous woman

No. 806398

File: 1620979405872.jpg (235.94 KB, 1242x1242, 1596190566472.jpg)

>>806344
it's "bout' you", not "by you"

No. 806399

I love to post.

No. 806403

thawasashowitokabawpleyudasongshesinginawheshiswihyu

No. 806600

File: 1621008754249.png (273.32 KB, 659x706, Heavy_Grand_Duchess_Set.png)

femboy heavy

No. 806734

File: 1621021852567.jpg (820.03 KB, 1920x1280, Abre-Madrid-Manel.jpg)

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 806749

>>806398
Gorl I respect your Ariana Grande knowledge but that hair and that lipstick have to go

No. 806754

File: 1621023271561.jpeg (169.82 KB, 722x852, B44E164B-1413-4074-BE6C-F334A6…)


No. 806766


No. 806800

File: 1621026109689.webm (462.64 KB, 960x720, 1618739178036.webm)

shout out to the farmer who made me discover pui pui molcars, I hope she is doing ok

No. 806806

>>806800
Are you a french animator maybe

No. 806846

File: 1621029232081.gif (438.74 KB, 320x256, axolot.gif)

>>806806
nonnie is that you ? I have answered your message on the vent thread!!!

No. 806848

>>806846
Aaw I hope you two are reunited!

No. 806851

>>806846
No sorry but I saw her post and I wanted to show it to you but I couldn't remember where I read it, I hope you have fun together

No. 806855

>>806851
Oh I understand! Thank you for helping us kek!
>>806848
thank you, me too!

No. 806909

I had a dream that my great gran was ftm and we called her tranny granny.

No. 806934

File: 1621036143447.jpeg (13.21 KB, 275x205, 1620599008054.jpeg)

I want to have sex

No. 806936

Boobs

No. 806953

>>806909
Then she'll become a mod and she can be a tranny granny janny

No. 807008

File: 1621044649528.jpg (7.5 KB, 222x280, mfw.jpg)

>tfw feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so you wait awhile to eat again, feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so you wait awhile to eat again, feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so you wait awhile to eat again, feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so you wait awhile to eat again, feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so
WHY CAN'T I FUCKING DIGEST ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GAY ASS STOMACH FUCK YOU LET ME EAT










BITCH

No. 807011

>>807008
also fuck the menstrual cycle for contributing to this you're not helping you useless cunt (literally)

No. 807027

>>807011
I once knew someone who nicknamed her period a "leaky cunt", honestly same

No. 807086

i need this dvd

No. 807137

>>807008
i bet you're skinny as fuc tho

No. 807150


No. 807151

>>807008
You don't shit out food you just ate after 10 minutes. The digestion progress does not work that fast. If you have to poop 10 minutes after eating it's because you eat too much. Your bowels are making room for the new food cause you are literally full of shit frome eating so damn much your bowels are never empty. Know this from a lot of fat people who have to poop after every meal.

No. 807153

>>807151
all I ate that day was a slice of bread and half a chicken sandwich. the shit fest mainly happened after the sandwich

No. 807156

>>807153
samefag now that i think about it the sandwich was greasy even after i tried patting it off so that possibly caused it. the same thing happened when i had french fries several months ago

No. 807251

>>807008
Wooow are you me??
Sounds like you have bad IBS, there’s also some condition where your bowels work way too fast (it’s the opposite of gastroparesis)

Do you have periods of time during the month where do dont poop for a few days though?

No. 807260

>>807151
>If you have to poop 10 minutes after eating it's because you eat too much
Inflammation does the same thing. You can undereat and still shit all day if you have inflammation

No. 807322

File: 1621096458619.jpg (107.58 KB, 1080x389, Screenshot_20210515_183155.jpg)

Thoughts?

No. 807335

File: 1621097296382.jpeg (154.54 KB, 1323x1500, E9AF6547-3E64-4DCE-AAA0-C9AA7E…)

>>807322
I mean, this exercise is amazing.

No. 807348

>>807260
I thought it meant I had a great metabolism… shit I feel bad now

No. 807368

i pooted

No. 807369

>>807368
Bitch we pooted at the same time omg

No. 807388

>>807322
only if I have a celebrity I can open my legs to, if not then no

No. 807403

File: 1621104152395.gif (479.5 KB, 220x212, tenor (3).gif)

I use an AD block browser yet the thread is still there at /m/!!!!

No. 807412

>>807403
Genius.

No. 807416

File: 1621105321057.gif (10.35 KB, 220x220, tenor.gif)

>>807403
I kek'd, well played nonita

No. 807464

>>807335
Oh I must have misunderstood the article, I thought it was suggesting something NSFW!

No. 807473

File: 1621108774857.png (2.04 MB, 2984x4248, lolcow users.png)

I know it's retarded to still use wojaks but i dont care!

No. 807477

>>807473
perfect wojak choice for the femdom, I kek'd

No. 807478

File: 1621109244284.png (110.97 KB, 272x275, 1606130189564.png)

>>807473
I'm here for the normie representation. And here I was, thinking I didn't have a seat at the table with you guys.

No. 807479

>>807473
>>807477
Yeah the femdom one is scarily accurate. KEK. You're missing BPD-chan and autistic nitpickers.

No. 807484

>>807473
I’m a femdom-normie-weeb because i don’t really comment in cow threads unless I’m so disappointed in them that I have to say so.

No. 807489

>>807473
The man shouldn't even be on there

No. 807492

>>807473
I'm 3/5 normie, 1/5 radfem and 1/5 weeb
Well memed, nonette

No. 807500

>>807473
normie with a side of suicidal tendencies from the femcel (but does not like to defend men, I just fill the void with the idea of one)

No. 807504

File: 1621112145961.jpg (17.36 KB, 438x438, 1501022708659.jpg)

>>807473
One normie representing

No. 807573

>>807473
>>807479
I'd say it's missing the BPD chan that makes everything about her and visits the fetishes threads way to often, the schizo conspiracionists that think everyone is a scrote or out to get her and the le epic troll /pol/tard baiter chan that think she's funnier and better than everyone else because she uses forchang

No. 807580

>>807473
what does it mean if I'm neither of those and not even close tbh

No. 807582

>>807580
That you're a vewy speshul snowfwake oowoo

No. 807584

File: 1621117579656.jpg (654.67 KB, 1600x1425, lookinamirroranon.jpg)

>>807580
That you were the lolcow all along.

No. 807587

>>807584
>>807582
I wish nonnies, I wish. I am a nonperson both offline and online.
To be honest, I don't think this meme is thorough enough. It doesn't even have an oldfag wojak.

No. 807588

I looked away from the screen for 5 seconds and suddenly something about papa john pizza and the alt right is going on

I'm scared, confused, but also intrigued

No. 807591

>>807587
It does though, it's the normie

No. 807595

>>807473
middle row is the best kek
there should be one for the au(r)tistic lc users who make memes, thread pics, banner art etc.

No. 807603

File: 1621118976656.png (580.32 KB, 1280x1280, 1619199218833.png)

>>807473
kek, great work, just here to report that the lesbian one is weirdly accurate

No. 807618

>>807603
Which cow did you flick your bean to anon?

No. 807639

>>807618
NTA but I flicked it to momokun kek

No. 807686

File: 1621129606631.png (74.4 KB, 500x566, descargar.png)

>>807639
I have done that before
and to micky moon too

pic unrelated…

No. 807687

>>807473
radfem one is inaccurate- the wojak is wearing makeup

No. 807690

>>807473
>has made a banner before
9 of mine got accepted this time, so I'm the ultimate normie kek

No. 807695

>>807473
Lmao I love it, please make more nonnie (rooting for the BPDfags and autists)

No. 807700

File: 1621131088996.png (1.93 MB, 2984x4248, 1621108774857.png)

>>807473
Sorry nonna but the representation of the radfem was bothering me, I fixed it to be makeup-less (a more accurate representation) and she has a daring face now.

Also fixed the yellow text to make it more readable

No. 807703

>>807700
Why post this here? Make this a whole thread! This is so good, thank you for this.

No. 807704

>>807695
The autist should say something like
>Infights all the time because she doesn't understand sarcasm
>Makes big ass tldr posts
>Nobody cares about what she says but she keeps going on regarless
>Has no friends irl, lolcow is the only place they get some social interaction from
>Probably finds adam driver and borzoi memes funny

No. 807705

>>807473
damn, I don't even belong lolcow either

No. 807707

>>807705
So if you were to make a type for yourself, what would it be?

No. 807708

>>807704
i feel called out. except i don't fight all the time and don't care for That Actor

No. 807713

File: 1621132402439.png (3.99 MB, 6192x4248, lolcow users.png)

I'm op from >>807473
thank you for the additions nonnies, also thanks for the additions >>807700
I feel like it's too cluttered to add the autist, maybe someone better than me can help me organize this

No. 807719

File: 1621132737305.jpg (14.81 KB, 500x279, 20210515_223854.jpg)

I found corpse husband

No. 807720

>>807707
a fat fuckin retard

No. 807721

File: 1621133348597.jpeg (582.26 KB, 1500x1868, 004FF364-964B-4ECB-A1E3-292D33…)

>>807473
I’d advise to get off this website. I know this tiny little imprisoning box called a phone or computer can be very hypnotizing but I advise to free yourself because it’s going to destroy your life. Stop wasting your time here where you can’t even see anyone’s faces and true personalities.

No. 807723

>>807721
Nice normie larp

No. 807724

>>807723
Is it really

No. 807725

>>807721
its just a meme

No. 807726

>>807713
time to go outside .jpg

No. 807731

File: 1621134620677.jpg (84.47 KB, 488x516, 3e3.jpg)


No. 807738

>>807713
I feel like someone could make this list actually better

No. 807739

>>807473
It's missing anorectal violence anon and who pooped the shayna thread anon kek

No. 807742

Sonic is killing my buzz

No. 807745

>>807713
>tranny janny wojak
Perfect.

No. 807746

>>807739
We don't give spotlight to attention seeking scrotes (anorectal was confirmed male)

No. 807750

>>807739
I think she did great, people like anorectal violence anon, Gus anon, shrew anon, Victorian anon etc are individual celebs where this is more the broad stereotypes of the site

No. 807757

File: 1621139253342.jpg (24.01 KB, 640x324, 05d4558cf90ad42280bf3542b0b488…)

>>807721
Do you unironically save images like this? Be honest.

No. 807758

>>807746
How/when were they confirmed male?

No. 807760

>>807750
Who was Victorian anon?

No. 807761

>>807713
This is great. I love that there are so many user archetypes, and they're all so accurate.
Also, I agree that tranny janny pic is 10/10. You're amazing for cataloguing all the autism and wacky characters of this site, anon.

No. 807762

>>807758
He admitted it in one of his threads

No. 807763

>>807760
she wrote a rather detailed story about wanting to romance a teacher in Victorian style writing or something? my memory is terrible but that much lingered

No. 807766

File: 1621141767761.gif (920.94 KB, 245x140, 90226B3A-C8D4-443C-9EAC-22A59F…)

>>807763
maybe it was that she wanted a Victorian style romance or a Victorian style storyline with said teacher and typed it out? pardon me I'm tapping into limited brainpower for this one

No. 807771

>>807766
she typed like that in some of her responses too and in another post in the confessions thread

No. 807773

File: 1621142658115.png (351.89 KB, 1080x1796, 1604689729934.png)


No. 807779

File: 1621143101291.png (9.74 KB, 1184x99, lm.PNG)

>>807773
Samefag, one of her responses in the previous caps thread lol

No. 807796

>>807779
kek thank you for finding her posts

No. 807860

File: 1621152236266.jpeg (2.37 MB, 2506x2046, AC8CF4D2-3BBA-4CA9-8ED9-C1195A…)

Was watching midsommar and thought about lain

No. 807920

>>807713
I'm not exactly any of them but I share many similarities with multiple. Also
>the lowest caste of the lolcow social pyramid
Who are the highest caste on lolcow?

No. 807942

>>806800
i am doing well! i am glad you enjoyed molcar!! i have a potato plush coming to me next month

No. 808160

>>807773
>>807763
Thanks for explaining this, I love that her incredibly flowery post ended in a reee I used to type like this when I was younger, it brings back fun yet cringey memories

>>806800
>>807942
Wholesome, bless this hellsite

No. 808161

File: 1621184923542.gif (650.25 KB, 362x350, tumblr_74c422fcd15789bb1018249…)

pepsi

No. 808171

>>807920
chill lesbian radfems, or that one Pakistani anon who manipulated their family into becoming secular

No. 808180

>>808161
I wish I was a metallic man with one clear purpose in life, no need to think or worry

No. 808202

>>807920
Stacies.

No. 808203

>>807773
Bernadette Banner's schizo ass wrote this I just know it.

No. 808209

>>808171
>Pakistani anon who manipulated their family into becoming secular
Damn, what thread? I want to know more about this

No. 808227

File: 1621188913506.jpg (40.56 KB, 854x480, 2235c42ab760a11461c0f5c713306d…)

RIGHT NOW IM IN A STATE OF MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND I WANNA BE IN LIKE ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IVE GOT NO MORE TEARS TO CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

No. 808234


No. 808239

>>808227
twitterfag

No. 808284

>>808209
Nta but I remember her. She basically used reverse psychology and pretended she became an absolute zealot, “correcting” her family’s behavior and getting on their nerves for months until they broke down and told her to chill out so not only was she able to relax but they all became less obsessive about religion as well.

No. 808312

File: 1621193125400.jpg (17.43 KB, 300x299, g1hatemen.jpg)


No. 808324

>>808239
Do you know what thread are you in?

No. 808376

File: 1621197091872.jpeg (83.47 KB, 500x577, E15D8DC9-703D-4127-BB78-61B4FB…)

I like garlic bread despite myself

No. 808390

>>808376
>>Despite myself
I am a werewolf, so vampires like you, dni. At least I can eat garlic bread without dying.

No. 808404

File: 1621198346002.png (88.37 KB, 397x285, 158776F4-244F-4477-A110-39D623…)

>>808390
I'm interacting bla bla

No. 808408

File: 1621198735181.jpg (118.78 KB, 1000x1000, WatchYourBackSparkly.jpg)

>>808404
Not for long!

No. 808420

>>808408
ah fuck

No. 808460

File: 1621202795048.jpeg (69.28 KB, 500x375, 50C3FDE7-F2A2-4F6F-B620-844DC1…)

doing taxes one day before tax deadline
I'm so lazy I just wanna file late and ask for an extension I don't wanna do this

No. 808541

File: 1621210591005.jpg (Spoiler Image, 180.65 KB, 1080x1571, Screenshot_20210516-191402.jpg)

Might cry

No. 808560

>>808541
not wanna be that person, but there are cuter calico critters out there

No. 808564

File: 1621212980498.jpg (2.23 MB, 2826x4000, iamyourbravestsoldier.jpg)

GODDD IS A WOOOMAAAAAAN

No. 808567

File: 1621213087034.jpeg (338.79 KB, 1242x1196, 90E429EC-D776-4160-972E-8009BF…)

>>808560
How dare you.

No. 808596

>>808560
Post your collection, puta

No. 808700

File: 1621231483869.jpg (2.4 MB, 2000x2653, 91558e5a68876bb855619f019bc719…)

bird boobs?

No. 808702

File: 1621231581866.jpg (2.53 MB, 2000x2653, 4e138f808955a19d14f86a1463ed91…)

bird boobs.

No. 808722

>>808567

i have this set! so cute. i love bunny families.

No. 808740

File: 1621235535383.jpg (193.87 KB, 1500x843, li'l-woodzies-of-honeysuckle-h…)

>>808541
>>808567
>>808722
I love Calico Craters.

No. 809413

File: 1621287031718.png (1.22 MB, 933x690, 5455ADBD-79CE-4B8D-A906-9EB561…)


No. 809422

>>808567
lmao nonnie did you make this because it's really funny

No. 809472

File: 1621292071104.jpeg (24.53 KB, 236x236, C6E5B26E-CD3B-4B07-8573-80B044…)

>>808567
>>808740
>>808722
>>808560
Is it weird to be fully adult and still want calico critters? I never got them when I was a child, but now I’m an adult and can afford to buy them. I want to make a whole town and play with them and create stories… Is that too autistic? It’s just like the sims but cuter, isn’t it? And I’d want to sew unique outfits for them too. Like winter war coats and spring ball gowns. This seems like a hobby that could very well take up many hours of time out of my week. At least 10.

No. 809480

>>809472
Who cares if it's weird. It's way further down the scale than capeshit or little anime girl figurines.

No. 809485

>>809472
That sounds cool af, not much different than some hobbies like model trains or sewing and they’re thousands times more appealing than shit like funko pops stacked in peoples rooms.

No. 809489

File: 1621292992088.jpeg (36.17 KB, 440x330, 423BF5CC-AAFB-4C42-8E59-15E616…)

>>809472
It’s nice, nonnie, I’m honestly excited about being able to save for some sets that I want so I can play with them and take lots of pretty pictures of them for shitty memes I hope they release some schnauzer family! That would seal the deal with me!

No. 809492

>>809489
one of my fave tiktokers is an account and just does a bunch of weird stories with them. whoever that nonny is, i love her

No. 809503

File: 1621295792469.jpg (438.76 KB, 1080x1512, Screenshot_20210517-185603.jpg)

I want a man like this

No. 809508

>>809489
I want a pug family so bad

No. 809559

File: 1621301104367.jpg (64 KB, 676x840, 801d70c72ede305bfec25b2b76e386…)

Lolcow calico critter party

No. 809565

File: 1621301942654.jpeg (180.28 KB, 1242x1242, 64B31AF5-27E9-44CE-A4C3-FF3BB9…)

>>809559
I would love that so much.
>>809422
i can’t stop making calico critters memes, send help

No. 809566

>>809565
I'm saving them all

No. 809575

>>809565
keep the calico critter memes going nona pls

No. 809658

>>809503
elderly, bald, and flaming

No. 809792


No. 809939

File: 1621359041176.jpeg (54.78 KB, 474x379, 7175BD09-41ED-435F-AC3F-5DBD1F…)


No. 809966

>>809939
same but with my associates gimme gimme gimme

No. 809992

File: 1621362233803.jpg (128.77 KB, 640x360, DrWw9KuWkAA2hYX.jpg)

ladies, thoughts?

No. 809997

>>809992
Would marry

No. 810007

>>809992
>Feminist
>Gentleman
After I'm done with him, he won't be the only one who likes their eggs scrambled.

No. 810112

File: 1621371646089.jpeg (75.32 KB, 640x622, EE31EBD5-C6DD-4379-BA71-4D0D96…)

>>809992
Wait, sonic isn’t a feminist and he’s always trying to avoid this poor Doctor to get his world domination? Sonic is shit, let’s bully that blue bastard!

No. 810132

File: 1621374192798.png (203.75 KB, 499x325, baddaypls.png)

what a weird day today at the farm

No. 810136

File: 1621374429727.jpg (245.46 KB, 1280x1280, B612_20210518_164657_670.jpg)

>>809565
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

No. 810138

File: 1621374680156.jpg (Spoiler Image, 15.86 KB, 250x400, lover.jpg)

Take me, have your wicked way with me

No. 810140

>>810136
I love you.

No. 810146

>>810132
What happened? I only saw the racebaiting in the dumbass shit thread

No. 810194

File: 1621379027572.jpg (14.6 KB, 235x232, 3c3e84361009a4044d1c1ef6ae1235…)

I'm making tost at 3 am

No. 810216

>>810194
please ma'am can i have some hello kitty tost

No. 810261

File: 1621386301998.jpeg (100.1 KB, 749x734, AAC59B63-70B3-473E-9053-17E218…)

>>810216
I can't promise you it hasn't been eaten yet but I offer you this pizza

No. 810266

This birb sounds like a pokemon

No. 810267

File: 1621387982739.jpeg (534.36 KB, 1242x1532, D82BDF0E-3952-4C33-A01A-EE72BF…)

>>810261
I really want some pizza.

No. 810269


No. 810319

File: 1621395087192.jpeg (98.46 KB, 640x629, 5764620C-C687-4E04-A0CA-7D7D90…)

sometimes I see a pic and think "I gotta show this to the lolcow girls" it's nice that we are almost like friends but anonymous. often harsh to each other but friendly.

No. 810353

>>810319
Wtf me too, I'm always like "I gotta show this to lolcow" "I should recommend this movie" "I should tell them about the nice things in my life right now" "I want to give this anon advice" it's like an anonymous group of friends, it's cute af

No. 810375

Why yes, I only listen to Stacy-approved songs

No. 810423

File: 1621413842812.png (317.57 KB, 622x546, EyL8HLqUUAQ0SHg.png)

new midwestern emo band

No. 810449

File: 1621417370743.jpg (1.5 MB, 1238x1920, heeeeeeere's madohomu!.jpg)

come play with us nonni…

No. 810469

>>810319
That is so me in a relationship. My venus in Virgo is broken.

No. 810552

File: 1621427262434.png (13.53 KB, 462x367, 1621421723280.png)

whoever did this i love u

No. 810559


No. 810597

>>810449
What is it about some art that makes it so obviously drawn by a coomer artist?

No. 810611

>>810597
isn't that just a redraw of the shinning?

No. 810621

>>810597
>>810611
maybe it's cause of the lack of socks and shoes compared to the original

No. 810628

>>810597
It's about this rendering style. There are artists that render like that but this paired with the subject matter is an obvious coom.

No. 810644

File: 1621435125770.jpg (135.73 KB, 728x1082, 20210326_061005.jpg)


No. 810655

>>810644
Sauce?

No. 810689

>>810655
nta but it's from short cuts by usumaru furuya

No. 810777

File: 1621445473089.jpg (Spoiler Image, 160.3 KB, 1190x1000, 404b.jpg)

it's that time of the day again

No. 810778

>>810777
pls no..not the fe3h boys

No. 810807

File: 1621448431626.jpg (Spoiler Image, 79.2 KB, 640x827, itdo.jpg)


No. 810998

dry weed wet coochie

No. 811050

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>>810319
>>810353
same, I have so many stupid photos saved just so I can post them here kek. It's a nice feeling, I love it here

No. 811054

>>809413
what's inside !!!???

No. 811057

File: 1621462800137.png (2.51 MB, 886x1280, B26DD66C-3EBF-4C64-BD51-91C2CF…)

>>811054
magic vapor ball

No. 811074

>>810777
my cringe baby felix what did they do to you

No. 811105

File: 1621468490915.png (1.9 MB, 1548x947, 1560830139999.png)

follow the rules

No. 811113

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>>811105
I am suddenly illiterate

No. 811117

>>811105
>always fast forward through the Red Bull scenes in The Last Unicorn
kek

No. 811123

File: 1621471149290.jpeg (91.08 KB, 1242x401, 6CEA4463-7CC8-42E1-B712-E7F5F3…)

This must be great, it says it’s for lady.

No. 811126

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>>811105
But I like looking at the sun!

No. 811137

What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do

No. 811143

File: 1621475275170.jpg (94.31 KB, 1200x1200, flossdildo.jpg)

Ok anons I don't know if this is the right thread or not but I need to post about this.
Picking my teeth feels /really/ good. Like, sexual levels of good. I use one of these lil bitches and the feeling of slowly penetrating between my teeth and rubbing the pick on the inside of my irritated gums hurts but is sooo satisfying. It isn't fair to call it sexual because I don't feel it in my clit or anything I can't compare it to any other sort of pleasure, the ache is really dull yet overwhelming and I love rubbing the pick between the teeth where it hurts the most.
The gaps between my teeth are really small and I don't really floss (I have adult braces so i pick) so maybe that's why it makes me have mouth gasms.
Do any of you relate to this???

No. 811147

>>811123
I want to fuck virgins, is this a good game?

No. 811149

>>811143
Dang I wanna try that, too bad they don't sell them here

No. 811155

>>811143
Kek I thought I was the only one who thought that picking at my gums feels good in a weird way.

No. 811157

>>811143
Sadly yes, always enjoyed hurting my gums. As a teenager, I used to push my nails into them, even kinda "bite". I have some picks at home and every now and then I get triggered and spend minutes pushing them between my teeth. It's dangerous if you do this too often, you can erode your gums or something (don't want to look it up, but found out when I googled the topic for the same reason you posted).

No. 811159

>>811143
nonner why

No. 811162

File: 1621477545354.jpeg (81.49 KB, 1200x1200, C0E96AE6-B5CB-4CEF-897F-0C25D8…)

>>811159
nta but gums and mouths in general are sensitive. If’s very understandable.
>>811143
I’m like this too but with my electric toothbrush and soft bristles kek. The bristles in my gums feels so clean and refreshing. I’d brush my teeth upwards of 4 times a day if it wasn’t unhealthy. Kits like picrel are also really good. I think it’s the psychological satisfaction of having a superbly clean mouth that make it so relieving. After using either the metal or floss picks I used to go in with harsh mouthwashes because the contrasting burn felt soooo good. It’s definitely some sort of weird mental thing because it’s not actually sexual. Idk why it feels so fucking satisfying.
>>811149
>>811157
>>811155
To curb potentially harming your gum line you have you tried the water flossers? It’s supposed to be safer. I think also the flossing falls into some kind of ASMR category, I wouldn’t watch people get their teeth cleaned but it’s relaxing listening to the sounds and getting mine cleaned at the dentist. I wish they sold the water and air hoses for domestic use purposes.

No. 811176

>>811143
it's never been sexual, but I have a compulsion of picking my teeth with my fingernails. if i don't get a flake of my gum to come off then i will dig deeper. i make my gums bleed a lot of the time because of this. i think this is leftover from when i use to brush my teeth 4-5 times a day, now i only do once or twice a day. if i don't scrape at my teeth they feel dirty and i will scratch at them until i am satisfied. typing this out makes me think i should see a doctor before i destroy my gums permanently…

No. 811181

hola soy puta

No. 811185

>>811181
hola puta soy yo

No. 811202

File: 1621483413395.jpeg (270.47 KB, 1242x1242, D7D4614E-6B3F-449C-8876-72384C…)

>>811147
It doesn’t work, I’m so mad, I wanted some dating simuiton for lady!

No. 811363

File: 1621512129190.jpeg (200.36 KB, 749x999, 59439EC7-57D2-47E2-B515-794513…)

Hell’s living room.

No. 811379

File: 1621514326130.png (1.29 MB, 760x747, 63B40863-A5BA-4C08-91F9-A6E416…)

put fae/faer pronouns in my instagram bio so i can secretly mock people who scramble to accommodate my bullshit identity

No. 811394

>>811363
Can you imagine this coffee table but in an adam driver version?

No. 811397

File: 1621516387617.gif (1.78 MB, 396x297, 668AEC1B-A5F0-45EB-A3B6-417B13…)


No. 811405

>>811363
Doesn't one of the hadid's own this or am i tripping

No. 811437

Ariana Grande wishes she was smol and mixed like me

No. 811461

ex ana-chan goes on a diet. is trouble brewing? stay tuned

No. 811514

File: 1621527412457.jpg (Spoiler Image, 10.93 KB, 216x300, s-l300.jpg)

>>811394
>>811397
Not to get into a dispute who is hot or not, but we deserve sociopathic sexymen tables after we've been subjected to pic related for years. If a scrote claims that equality has been achieved, I will ask him why I can't buy a glass table held by a sexualized male figure in the nearest furniture store. Hell, in any store.
>>811405
If you reverse search, the table is handmade and OOAK. Some random rich bitch instagram fashionista owns the entire room. She's not any of the Hadids tho

No. 811518

>>811514
I'm still salty that my gay friend can decorate his house with small Greek style statues of naked men wrestling but I can't have statues of gladiator women fighting (because they dont exist and it fucking SUCKS)

No. 811521

>>811514
I agree with you on one hand, but on the other, men are fucking ugly lol.

No. 811540

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>>811514
There are some, but it's not as common

No. 811542

>>811514
>why I can't buy a glass table held by a sexualized male figure
Because no one apart from gay scrotes and a tiny minority of unhinged female autists actually wants to see that.

No. 811551

File: 1621530265072.jpeg (22.03 KB, 300x300, D031F91E-BDE6-47F0-B744-0665B4…)

>>811542
It’s a nice touch for a hotel or a big house/apartment though, specially if it’s near a garden with a pool or next to the pool/jacuzzi bar.

No. 811554

rest in peace

No. 811557

>>811202
this is the ugliest pepe I have ver seen in my life

No. 811566

File: 1621531063735.jpg (84.02 KB, 1080x514, 189112287_2985719601659346_705…)

Good morning lolcow! Let's all do our best today, let see what is available to discuss…

>weebs

>weebs
>people who claim everyone is a pedophile
o-oh okay, see ya tomorrow!

No. 811588

>>811521
>>811542
the reason you think that is, aside from the fact that most men are ungroomed and you maybe be a lesbian because men aren't sexualised enough and you aren't conditioned to view men's bodies as decorative pieces/objects, unlike female nudity. You see a lot more female nudity in art and film than you see male nudity. We need to start objectfyingm men more

No. 811592

>>811588
>You see a lot more female nudity in art and film than you see male nudity
Yes, because the female body is objectively better looking even as a straight woman.
>We need to start objectfyingm men more
All attempts have flopped for good reason. The vast majority of the population just isn't interested.

No. 811594

>>811588
I agree with >>811521 I think even without the objectification of women, women in general are just more attractive than men. and I'm bi, so it's not like I'm not attracted to men. Straight women might see it differently though

No. 811596

>>811542
how come it's not autistic to sexualize women in everything?

No. 811598

>>811596
The female body is actually sexy and attracts attention. The male body is purely utilitarian and boring. You might as well sexualise a hammer.

No. 811599

>>811598
Ancient Greeks or Romans would not agree, I wonder why…

No. 811600

>>811599
Homosexual men do not count, we are talking about women here.

No. 811603

>>811598
That's exactly what scrotes want you to believe. Male bodies can be just aa beautiful. The few aestheticized examples of objects based on men are a proof (IE ball-jointed dolls).

No. 811607

File: 1621533591615.png (Spoiler Image, 110 KB, 340x689, 1621256622508.png)

>>811600
I'm a straight woman, I 100% disagree
Hmm male triceps and tiddies, I also love how usually is do flat and rectangularish, but slightly soft.

No. 811608

>>811607
>tiddies
Gay moid detected

No. 811611

>>811608
shuddup dyke

No. 811613

>>811123
It kinda sucks ngl

No. 811616

File: 1621533940519.jpg (Spoiler Image, 176.05 KB, 521x863, IMG_20210520_150545.jpg)

>>811608
lmao imagine being this new
Anyway

No. 811621

>>811616
Spamming your spank bank doesn't fool anyone, Brad. If you ever interacted with actual straight women in real life you would know.

No. 811625

File: 1621534456924.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 80.75 KB, 749x759, 9BD0F83D-3B82-4B31-86C9-A561BA…)

>>811598
Disagree

No. 811633

>>811607
>>811625
>>811616
Bro, nobody wants to see your jerk-off folder. Doesn't matter if you are a guy or an autistic fujoshi or whatever they are called, it's cringe and scrote-behavior.

No. 811638

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No. 811640

>>811621
>>811633
nta but I can't wait for all the anons replying to this because we're all just as retarded to bait as /cgl/

No. 811642

One time this guy on /cgl/ posted himself topless trying to get cosplay recommendations and his nipples were so big ppl made memes of him and his nipples and the thread 404d and now I can't find it but I'm happy I have the memories

No. 811644

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No. 811647

>>811642
do you remember the thread name or words in the posts. it could be in the archives

No. 811648

File: 1621535588578.png (27.08 KB, 160x160, 73EC971F-4E02-481B-8494-38F2D1…)

>>811633
….. so no bara tiddies?

No. 811654

Imo, most men are hideous because they have desk jobs and also eat like shit, allowing themselves to get flabby and wrinkly. Even if women get flabby, they can hold it better than a man can because women inherently have higher bf% than men. A guy who is on his feet mostly working a physical job or has picked up some sort of sport/cardio look very good. Just look at cyclists or climbers.

No. 811656

>>811648
I am sure there is an imageboard for coomers (literally every other imageboard) you can go to and share your porn.

No. 811658

File: 1621535945952.gif (2.21 MB, 480x267, giphy2.gif)

>>811616
Based
>>811621
oh my god, I can't. Thanks for the keks

No. 811660

>>811648
you based barajo go share some of your folder to the bl thread

No. 811662

LOL at homos thinking that spamming their porn makes them pass as straight women! Embarrassing!(tourettes anon)

No. 811664

>>811662
again with the "scrote!!" anon? you're still lurking?

No. 811675

File: 1621536643914.jpg (96.23 KB, 720x965, FB_IMG_1619978636030.jpg)

Do not take the bait anonitas

No. 811678

>>811625
Feel free to spam this kinda stuff in the femdom thread.

No. 811686

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>>811678
>>811660
Thanks nonnies. I was sad y’all didn’t wanna see. I shall spam more

No. 811692

>>811662
>Tourettes anon
Guess I missed this saga. I just remember a random anon calling everyone scrotes, but what is the tourettes thing?

No. 811699

File: 1621538678844.jpeg (75.93 KB, 718x1080, IW-2620192206477.jpeg)

>>811692
I feel like farmhand has a different definition of tourettes. He just yells scrote but I don't think it's very tourettesy. I'm glad he got banned quick though. He's like a gnat.

No. 811702

>>811692
it's the same anon that keeps posting ballsacks, calling everyone scrotes on every thread and crying in /meta/, apparently it's the "you will never be a white woman" anon. they just need attention

No. 811703

File: 1621538913657.png (340.1 KB, 2048x1086, Screenshot_20210520-152126.png)

I find picrel little guy cute.

No. 811782


No. 811789

>>811702
I can't believe you guys seriously didn't understand yet that scrote anon is making fun of how often people here call others scrote for no reason other than disagreeing with them.

No. 811798

I'm not into yaoi, baras, bishies, otome shoujo stuff or whatever, but lolcow has made me appreciate the girls who do way more, long live big meaty bara tiddies

No. 811799

>>811782
I thought this was going to be the real deal

No. 811803

>>811798
99% of those "girls" are LARPing faggots anyway

No. 811804

File: 1621547273839.jpg (30.56 KB, 400x400, 9cb697db24699b1174625f9fc1c4b4…)

>>811798
Love you too

No. 811811

File: 1621548375548.png (78.41 KB, 282x285, Screenshot 2021-04-27 135337.p…)

There's estrogen and then there's estroongen

No. 811815

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No. 811820

File: 1621549298752.jpeg (66.97 KB, 2048x637, 78E47598-8746-45AD-A566-1F2B2D…)

>>811798
Hell ya baby

No. 811821

File: 1621549585192.jpeg (236.26 KB, 640x1136, 223C5182-9776-4CE2-8602-099AC9…)

>>811798
Clink clink, nonnie.

No. 811827

I used to be antiyaoi-chan but now I think yaoi-chans are based and I publicly announce an apology right now right here

No. 811828

>>811827
i feel very indifferent about em

No. 811843

>>811827
Apology accepted.

No. 811858

I'm MICK JAGGERY SWEET AND SAVORY CANT BE TAMED CRIMINAL LADY

No. 811877

>>811827
We accept the apology anon.

No. 811898

>>811896

am I not the only one who's been obsessively watching NK videos all of a sudden? idk what got into me

No. 811900

I love the skull background in the Szalet theme for this site but god does it fuck up my eyes after a while

No. 811901

File: 1621559914955.jpeg (226.79 KB, 1773x1169, 0B3AFA1F-8C57-45A6-A62D-C0E747…)

I like how the side bitch is right behind kimmy and his main bitch


Edit - >>811898 I fucked up lol

No. 811903

File: 1621560154707.png (397.39 KB, 622x601, good bras.PNG)

I am sick of real bras, I am done with real bras, this is all I'm wearing for the rest of my life
if my tits go in my pits, then that's where god wants them to be

No. 811906

>>811903
Im in my twenties and still buy training bras because I can't find adult ones that fit right. does this actually cause any sort of damage or anything?

No. 811912

>>811906
No, it shouldn't cause any damage. Not wearing a bra makes it so that your boobs sag less in the long run, so I can imagine wearing sports bras has a similar effect.

No. 811914

File: 1621563066095.gif (658.43 KB, 220x202, asdf.gif)

>>811903
Hear, hear! I've stopped wearing wired bras due to money issues (good and comfy ones run between $20-30 and sometimes more) But turns out they're just damn comfortable to wear.

No. 811918

>>811912
From what I've read, there's still no real decision about whether wearing a bra has any effect on boob sagging.
The whole thing is weird, you would think that bouncing around would make it worse but cardio exercise tightens those muscles that they sit afaik. I don't expect a real decision in the bra divide in my lifetime but I'll take the risk of saggy boobs over the discomfort of a bra

No. 811919

>>811912
I thought that was a myth.

I decided way before I had boobs that I would never wear a bra and haven't looked back since and I really dont regret it. The most Ive done is worn nipple covers. One strange thing I have noticed is that my boobs never hurt when I exercise or run but all of my friends who do wear bras always seem to complain about it.

No. 811924

>>811906
>>811919
man I always hear both, it's like that shit where every three years they decide eggs are either bad for you or good for you, I have no idea what's right
anyway, I let em swing, who's gonna stop me

No. 811925

>>811924

not me, mama

No. 811940

Frogs REEEEEEEing are the cutest shit.

No. 812000

File: 1621575994268.jpeg (82.58 KB, 600x600, A5237595-6456-4F1A-A1A8-FC759E…)

how is it that even death can be cute
someone fucking explain this

No. 812005


No. 812012

File: 1621580521074.jpg (133.07 KB, 678x1280, ef31.jpg)

>discount boy
ouch

No. 812013

>>812012
>virgin thot
oh yeah

No. 812017

>>812012
>skinny goth
I fucking WISH

No. 812024

>>812012
>delicious guy
i’m not mad at that

No. 812054

>>812012
>discount ghost

No. 812056

>>812012
>shark-infested gay
oh no

No. 812067

>>812012
>spineless boy
I don't like this game.

No. 812111

>>812012
>virgin cowboy
yeehaw

No. 812139

>>812012
>Board-certified angel
True

No. 812143

File: 1621596008607.png (61.17 KB, 969x687, 2378927F-8702-4377-A03D-3F6070…)

>>812012
Virgin guy??

No. 812147

>>812143
I didnt expect this, but i like it

No. 812149

>>812012
>educational activist
Nice

No. 812164

>>812012
>dumb gremlin
Truuu

No. 812179

>>812012
Just so you guys know, these sorts of images are used to fish for personal information on people.

>Your social security number + your mothers birth name = your goth name!


Not this one, but fair warning for those who see this shit on facebook.

No. 812192

File: 1621600616671.jpg (184.35 KB, 702x642, 1597715815101.jpg)

>>812179
>Your social security number + your mothers birth name = your goth name!

No. 812196

>>812179
you must be 18+ to farm

No. 812198

File: 1621601161802.png (428.81 KB, 630x779, unnamed.png)

>>812192
It's a joke. A lot of these ask for shit like your first pet's name, the street you grew up on etc. Common security question answers.

No. 812207

File: 1621601900898.jpg (1.01 MB, 2560x3422, hunk.jpg)

masked man hot

No. 812228

File: 1621604254276.jpeg (130.82 KB, 1242x552, 23660668-F2D8-4EAD-9E1B-4F9720…)

>>812198
You have to be clearly retarded to read those and think it’s harmless, also, the real
>this is your ____
Are:
A
>birthday
>first letter of your name
B
>first letter of your first name
>first letter of your last name
C
>birthday
Any other information would make people think it’s suspicious as fuck.

No. 812305

File: 1621613370788.jpeg (205.44 KB, 750x435, memed-io-output (3).jpeg)

the guys who made me feel like a grotesquely huge amazon freak back in the day grew into mad manlets lmao

No. 812323

File: 1621614753649.jpg (85.96 KB, 727x1098, acceb89a858a50b27f4efd6caaacfd…)

who wants to play [your name] the hedgehog! i managed to find an actually cute one

No. 812568

File: 1621638312491.jpeg (90.19 KB, 816x979, 5B2CB555-9068-4A1B-8C5C-ADF4CE…)

>>812323
My hedgehog is pretty, I wish she had another pair of shorts or in another color though.

No. 812576


No. 812642

every gossip space I've been in that isn't lc has become an utter shithole, anonymity is the saving grace of this place

the only pain is that I can't kpopfag or even use reaction images without fearing a ban, and I'm not going to the containment site after hearing about that self advertising ehymen sperg and all the other ilk that inhabit it

No. 812651

File: 1621647829826.jpg (171.73 KB, 900x1060, kisspng-hedgehog-vertebrate-ma…)

>>812323
None came up for my irl name or my main alias so I used a nickname I rarely go by anymore

No. 812666

File: 1621650918805.jpg (104.9 KB, 489x960, NLXxWhB4AmKgRpx4Jm0t8R0mPIUoFC…)

You could say the other results that came up were conventionally attractive, but this first result I got is absolutely the hedgehog I deserve

>>812323
She's cute!

No. 812696

File: 1621654392277.jpg (379.65 KB, 850x1169, bruhhog.jpg)

>>812666
>>812323
Thanks, I hate it.

No. 812703

File: 1621654753168.jpg (112.98 KB, 1000x1414, a3b9e517966bbfda674ab14e139fd7…)

>>812323
she looks so cute daww

No. 812720

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No. 812725

File: 1621655894183.gif (1.34 MB, 332x332, 1.gif)


No. 812726

File: 1621655901285.png (1.35 MB, 1300x867, d2kinmm-6320820c-346d-4e85-980…)

>>812323
This one is somewhat well drawn, though it's not nearly as cute as yours rip

No. 812731

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No. 812732

File: 1621656323046.jpg (8.06 KB, 480x360, 2.jpg)


No. 812739

File: 1621656714082.png (385.43 KB, 503x352, woah.PNG)


No. 812741

File: 1621657046396.jpeg (363.87 KB, 1000x1334, A862F9AF-4E14-48A2-BB1D-60FC71…)

i want a pet gengar

No. 812748

>>812720
>>812725
>>812731
>>812732
wtf I thought I supressed this memory

No. 812790

File: 1621662084998.jpg (64.54 KB, 720x648, 5ab2a57b-79bd-4f23-bebd-d90a47…)

I want love

No. 812799

File: 1621663025236.jpg (253.55 KB, 1063x796, IMG_20210522_134939.jpg)

>>812323
why have I never thought of this? currently finding the hejjihoggu of everyone i know

No. 812816

>>812012
>Titty-loving thot
Too closer… Too far. Im a butt-lover thot.

No. 812841

File: 1621668982708.png (108.23 KB, 600x800, 1576666212687.png)

I got timed out for the first time after using this site for 6 months, mods….why do you hate me?
I just and call scrotes and whores ugly, thats all.

No. 812879

File: 1621676755483.jpg (66.23 KB, 1000x1000, 01296185e114d6daa02a282ab4ae64…)

>>812323
I did not expect to get anything at all

No. 812881

File: 1621676980463.jpeg (86.28 KB, 657x604, A1196C29-7E1C-4661-9D67-2C94AF…)

doesn't drinking milk with alcohol = guaranteed puke? I want to puke

No. 812887

>>812881
just stick a finger down your throat like a normal person

No. 812891

>>812881
No, haven't you heard of white russians

No. 812893

>>812887
gag reflex too stronk, it's not even for mia reasons, I just need to get food out of my system bc I was literally driven into an episode that made me feel physically sick but I can't puke without some kind of aid to do it, this is the best I can do

fun fact: pharmacies no longer offer epicac as a puking aid to normies round these parts and its reserved for hospitals and emergency services only. fuck this goddamn country where they give old faggots opioids like candy but nobody can get a puking aid

No. 812936

>>812893
That's cause epicac is fucking dangerous you mong.

No. 813006

>>812936
I had no idea, shit used to be available here more widespread 5-ish years ago, but a couple years ago I noticed they no longer had it available most places

No. 813056

File: 1621699837047.jpg (1.09 MB, 3024x4032, IMG_0778.jpg)

Do you even lift, sis? Can you squat your dog?

No. 813063

>>813056
ugh I wish

No. 813072

>>813056
Someday, nonnie, someday I will squat with my doggo.

No. 813091

File: 1621704421472.jpg (147.78 KB, 922x672, Yorkshire Terrier.jpg)

>>813056
Would be sad if I couldn't considering he's rat-sized

No. 813103

>>813091
omg I had a yorkie for years in my childhood who looked just like this with the exact same colouring. I miss him.

No. 813278

>>813091
aww omg this is exactly how my dog looks.
>>813103
ill give my dog a hug for you anon.

No. 813279

File: 1621725147592.jpg (121.49 KB, 872x916, C-3HO_zXsAEgpeN.jpg)

>>812323
I like my hedgehog she has a cute dress and ice powers
>>812207
>>809503
You are my people

No. 813322

>>813279
How did it get the powers?

No. 813524

File: 1621756575754.gif (3.97 MB, 498x254, rock lobster.gif)


No. 813525

File: 1621756706379.png (1.56 MB, 1598x814, lilly.png)


No. 813531

>>813524
I think about this every day

No. 813532

>>813525
Me in the gym

No. 813621

Bara bara bara tits hmmmm yeah
bara tits up in this shit
hmmmm yeah
bara titties

No. 813649

File: 1621774075294.png (2.73 MB, 1876x2048, Screenshot_20210523-074707.png)

I read a Dragon Age fic the other night where Hawke used blood magic to force Anders to jerk off. I keep laughing about it what the fuck

No. 813655

File: 1621774947212.jpg (59.2 KB, 518x552, PoolWorld.jpg)


No. 813661

>>813655
He is right though.

No. 813670

File: 1621778751174.jpg (73.6 KB, 1280x720, 20201114_075234.jpg)

this is haunting

No. 813679

File: 1621781095376.jpg (23.1 KB, 292x292, heghog.jpg)

>>813322
Hm I dunno, the twitter account I found her on had a picture with her using ice powers but nothing is written… I bet that blue brooch has something to do with it. I just know it. No 13 year old would pass an opportunity to give their character a magical necklace.
By the way my best friend used to have a jolteon character and she wore a blue magical gem necklace too. Also her uncle was raikou and she could change her type

No. 813759

>>813524
gettin jiggy wid it

No. 813894

File: 1621802986705.png (177.23 KB, 299x750, vVhkso1aa8MVfGraF7xt6-uLvamMPQ…)

all yuo bipches kin komaeda
but I got the real good kin right here
CLAIMED
I want to kin the dumb hot muscular stacy

No. 813918

for a minute there I lost myself, I lost myseEeEEeEeEEeEelf

No. 813992

File: 1621812785837.jpg (120.29 KB, 1080x639, xrykaamw5r071~2.jpg)


No. 814014


No. 814046

>>813525
she wants to peg him!!!

No. 814059

>>813992
nana and mama

No. 814071

>>814059
who's da bebe?

No. 814072

File: 1621816955182.jpg (248.21 KB, 958x596, elliot-page-protagoniza-portad…)

get in the fucking robot shinji

No. 814077

>>814072
I'm depressed now

No. 814091

File: 1621818018560.jpg (134.06 KB, 1000x750, WEWhzfuVnjbGqNdjYVKA99-1200-80…)

…Bakayaro

No. 814096

>>814072
Why is every pic of her so concerning to me? There's this extremely fragile energy to her now, even tras have to see it right?

No. 814100

File: 1621818959165.gif (17.57 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif)

I love these ads

No. 814102

File: 1621819024434.jpg (239.22 KB, 1439x806, EUPHORIC EXPLAINING.jpg)

>>814096
It's called EUPHORIA you big terf

No. 814105

File: 1621819205855.gif (6.96 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker (1).gif)


No. 814106

>>814096
She looks depressed, like she lost all the will to live, she looks confused and lost. I think she has some self esteem problems, Idk, but she gives me "I was abused and I want to be stronger" "as a man no one will hurt me ever again" "I'll be as androgynous as possible so no man hits on me as a woman ever again" vibes

No. 814107

File: 1621819279196.gif (16.61 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker (4).gif)

>>814105
The game isn't anything like the ads and kind of sucks tho

No. 814108

File: 1621819310896.gif (4.61 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker (3).gif)


No. 814109

>>814105
>>814100
>>813525
>>812725
>>812720
>>812725

why do I feel like if she was real she would post here on /ot/

No. 814111

File: 1621819411354.jpeg (129.52 KB, 1024x922, 4DADAB74-1A8A-44A6-BBAA-672EB3…)

>>813894
I love her too
>>813918
shut up Thom

No. 814120

File: 1621820594539.gif (6.94 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker (5).gif)

>>814109
Lilly would stay in the relationship threads

No. 814121

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA GO CRAZY I WANNA GO STUPID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 814127

File: 1621820934206.gif (8.8 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker (9).gif)

>>814120
This is my last Lilly Spam

No. 814133

>>814127
nooo come back!!

No. 814141

>>814127
Girl are you getting paid to advertise? Because it's working, I want to watch a Let's Play

No. 814143

I hate that this Lily character looks so much like a younger version of one of my profs in uni… wtf

No. 814189

>>814141
I wish they'd pay me, the game actually sucks and isn't like the ads. I watched this video putting all the Lilly Garden's Ads in order to make it one full story. I liked the art style and how dumb it all is, I started to stan.
The game is nothing like the ads.

No. 814203

File: 1621829089963.gif (10.34 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker (6).gif)

>>814189
The video is too big for me to download without taking forever but here is the link- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yztM2yKwDZE

No. 814250

File: 1621836618633.jpeg (57.88 KB, 640x822, 0A3CD1B2-1D74-4286-991F-CD34D8…)

>>814072
I miss the old ellen

No. 814251

>>814096
>There's this extremely fragile energy to her
It's called anorexia nervosa.

No. 814267

>>814072
I seriously can't get over how uncanny the resemblance is.

>>814102
How the fuck does she suddenly look at least 15 years older than she is and at the same time like a whiny teenage boy? Her skin is sagging really bad and her features are just deteriorating, she looks nothing like she used to. Is she on drugs or something? It seriously looks concerning, she's only 34.

No. 814273

>>814267
>How the fuck does she suddenly look at least 15 years older than she is and at the same time like a whiny teenage boy?
Anorexia nervosa
>Her skin is sagging really bad and her features are just deteriorating
It's because of anorexia nervosa
>Is she on drugs or something?
She has anorexia nervosa

Seriously guys? I thought awareness of that illness is high in the general population, but I guess not.

No. 814274

>>814273
Anorexia would certainly explain everything from her appearance to trooning out. I don't know much about her though, has she said anything in interviews etc that indicate she has issues with food?

No. 814278

>>814189
That sucks but also always seems to be the same with many mobile games
What's the game actually like? Thanks for the video link btw

No. 814280

>>814274
Idk about food issues, but she's definitely got severe body issues, I mean she trooned out

No. 814301

I went to Tunisia with my family when I was 10 and I talked about it for English class and told everyone I rode camels in the Sahara and looking at the world map the saharan desert is not near Tunis and now I feel ashamed.

No. 814322

Watching Kelly and Alex Mccord have an argument on RHONY. Kelly is the best. I love this show so fucking much

No. 814330

File: 1621853479786.png (Spoiler Image, 226.76 KB, 967x580, cf4453210c1e9e7a3fc9d9b7c9a897…)

>>813894
a greedy gross not-like-the-other-girls slut instead of a sad complex pretty boy with phenomenal lore and a following of skilled fujo fanartists?
uhhh you can keep her

No. 814337

>>813670
hope you brought a knife to this party

No. 814351

>>814330
>complex
>pretty
>phenomenal lore
the most delusional post on lolcow dot farm

No. 814356

>>814278
The game is actually like candy crush except you get points to decorate your huge garden with every level you complete, my mom plays it, wtf these ads make less sense than perfume ads

No. 814436

File: 1621864468767.gif (732.88 KB, 644x360, taco-flying-through-the-sky-gi…)

ALL THIS SPICY MELTS MY ICY EDGES

No. 814455

File: 1621865874173.jpeg (18.46 KB, 554x554, images (6).jpeg)

dis me

No. 814485

File: 1621868912721.jpg (24.63 KB, 567x567, FB_IMG_1600114143150.jpg)

>>814455
ENHANCE

No. 814610

File: 1621876713276.jpg (88.94 KB, 499x569, tkmoCD8.jpg)

Recent events brought this beautiful memory back into my life

No. 814722

File: 1621882458009.jpg (732.04 KB, 1798x1016, yup.jpg)


No. 814739

File: 1621883561960.gif (525.7 KB, 356x200, 200.gif)

attention ATTENTION, i'm easily triggered by TURTLES, i repeat, i'm EASILY TRIGGERED BY TURTLES!!!!

No. 814742

File: 1621883851698.png (6.74 KB, 63x79, okuyasu.png)

>>814739
OI JOSUKE IS THAT YOU

No. 814751

File: 1621884263694.jpg (7.64 KB, 205x246, índice.jpg)


No. 814756

File: 1621884420048.jpeg (40.68 KB, 828x620, 71DB22A8-DDEA-4AA7-AC4D-40AA30…)

I fucking want my fried chicken nachos back taco bell

No. 814895

File: 1621892893538.jpg (81.89 KB, 400x300, 1348.jpg)

SNIIIFFFFFFF SNRRRRRRRRRRRK HURM SMELLS LIKE SCROTE

No. 814898

>>814895
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that if a man or teenage boy is inside a smaller room for more than a minute the air will literally smell like scrote? Not all, but many men really stink up rooms with their hormones or something.

No. 814900

>>814898
Oh my gooood I just remembered when I was going through the dorm hallway one day and it all smelled of disgusting testosterone packed scrote sweat, all the 3 floors I passed smelled. Male sweat is the worst smell in the world

No. 814903

>>814898
my brothers smell like literal shit. They don't even have bad hygiene they just stink faintly like poop all the time

No. 814933

>>814898
yes men are so fucking smelly

No. 814935

>>814898
I've never experienced this, wtf

No. 814940

File: 1621897197199.jpg (10.28 KB, 236x314, 951c5be2bc7fd28a3bd6b2d63907ca…)

I want to get drilled, seeded, and bred, I want a big leaking creampie on my wussy, very creamy and warm with a beautiful post orgasm bliss

No. 814942

>>814940
Reported.

No. 814950

>>814942
For being horny???

No. 814952

>>814203
holy shit she's based, honorary farmer

No. 814953

>>814950
You know why

No. 814956

File: 1621898093774.gif (698.97 KB, 620x348, vom.gif)

>>814940
I want to unread this post

No. 814960

>>814940
This reminds me of the horny jail escapee that we have at that thread on /m/ and I honestly love her because her posts are a mix of funny, insane, horny yet very vanilla with a pint of relatable. Maybe someday it will get old, but today is not that day

No. 814961

File: 1621898679427.gif (886.8 KB, 220x220, tenor.gif)

This could be us

No. 814988

>>814898
Yes holy fuck. My dad and brother share a washroom and it smells like literal shit and piss and some other musty ass sour smell. I never use that washroom.

No. 814990

File: 1621901263735.jpeg (86.38 KB, 1000x1000, 1C0404CB-DEB9-497B-ABD9-675869…)

>>814940
Me too nonny. Just with a big strong and tall bara tiddied man

No. 814997

>>814990
I wonder if biting a guy’s abs would be considered weird. Idk, I just want to bite guys.

No. 815101

>>814997
I want guys to bite me

No. 815108

File: 1621913408114.jpg (29.77 KB, 600x379, 1615801809607.jpg)

>>814990
Oof. Ditto, nonnie. With a very specific one as well. Great pic

No. 815122

File: 1621915266058.png (127.5 KB, 540x466, 2C1D1200-A996-4C0B-80F5-11CDFD…)

>tfw I just discovered that talc near the vulva can cause cancer
What the fuck, I just discovered a few days ago that I could put some talc so my pussy stopped itching, and now I can’t use it because it causes cancer??
At least I’ve learned about it before I decided to use talc on a daily basis or something like that, I hope I can find some alternatives soon.

No. 815126

>>815122
isn't it the general consensus that talc can cause cancer? don't think it's just near the vulva, like how a ton of baby powders had to be recalled for talc

No. 815132

>>815126
I didn’t know, I never considered using baby powder anywhere other than on my armpits, so looking into it after thinking I discovered a way to stop feeling like hell was on my vulva got me shocked.

No. 815134

>>815122
not to geek out but your general hux pic is cute. i'm sorry to hear about your coochie problems nonita.

No. 815145

File: 1621920015159.jpg (62.97 KB, 598x607, b0d6f96c512fe5c2d3649ea9985e0f…)

>>815134
NTA but I wish they didn't make His into such a disposable character by the end of the trilogy. Like, he never was super important, but the spy shit was straight up cartoonish, I laughed out loud.
I guess most, if not all characters were a joke by the end of the third movie.

No. 815152

>>815145
nta— does he appear in all the new star wars movies? I'm ready to watch them for him (not kyle lauren)

No. 815156

>>815145
the force awakens is the only one that exists solely because of how much i love him and the potential he had in that one.

tlj and tros are trash for what they did to him, seeing kylo is just a bonus.

>>815152
he appears in all three of the new trilogy, albeit not very often. his best scenes are in the first one imo!

No. 815159

File: 1621921381952.jpeg (97.05 KB, 668x639, 732ACB18-EDFA-40EA-B433-4EB956…)

>>815156
thanks. I saw the first and was neutral toward him but he's growing on me thanks to fans like you hyping him kek. time to marathon!

No. 815162

File: 1621921497981.jpg (75.05 KB, 540x820, 4e26c9363bb5e5e53acadf0bba990f…)

>>815152
He does. But I'll already warn you that he has like 10min of screen time at most in each film.
I wish it was more because his character had potential imo and because I wish he had more interactions with Kyle Ron and I am lowkey fujo and wish it had more fanfic fuel for them to hate fuck

>>815156
I personally prefer TLJ overall as a movie but yeah, they did His dirty there, but was still salvageable. By the third movie he could be plotting to take Kylo down (in a real, effective way) and the main villains could be him and Kylo, plus Kylo vs Hux. But nah, bring palpatine back and kill Hux only to have another character identical to him in his place lol

No. 815163

File: 1621921632207.gif (3.35 MB, 480x270, 1612328249637.gif)

>>815162
My fucking phone keep autocorrecting HUX as HIS REEEEEE

No. 815164

File: 1621921932374.jpeg (55.87 KB, 960x960, E4971784-A0F8-4983-B877-F03E64…)

>>815163
kylo is literally a kyle lol

No. 815166

>>815159
hey it's no worries!! it's always really exciting when people find a fondness for him, he's great! i hope you have a blast marathoning!

>>815162
i honestly think they had no idea what they were doing beyond halfway through tlj, and the inclusion of palpatine at all was so fucking stupid it bored me to tears to see it lol.

at least i have a nonsensical amount of fanart and fanfic to read with him and kylo.

No. 815169

>>815166
They literally did not kek the actors were just as confused with their decisions as the audience. Maybe we should discuss it further on the SW thread, but Daisy Ridley said she thought she was "Rey Nobody" until up to the point she received the new TRoS script. There was also another script, but it was tossed after Carrie Fisher's death, iirc. It was a fucking mess and most people on set hated it.

No. 815173

>>815164
>MarriageStorymeme.jpg

No. 815174

>>815162
I'm gonna be horny for a second

hux looks like he was made to be dommed and I am not even into femdom until imagining this

No. 815176

>>815169
He's so beautiful in this thumbnail, I love it, bless the 3D artist

No. 815178

>>815163
He's so blessed and manly, even with the mask on, the way he moves I can instantly tell… he's the man I need… long hair big nose… aaaah I want to kiss him… the forbbiden man

No. 815179

>>815163
He's just a sexy wild beast WOOOOOO

No. 815185

File: 1621923996995.jpg (Spoiler Image, 53.67 KB, 489x530, 10c175e4091c4ddc52c2a96870b3ee…)

>>815179
>>815176
>>815178
Kek glad to see you here, nonette, I'm your fan

>>815174
I like it both ways, this fanart is great imho
Hopefully someday Disney will make an animated series focusing on the trilogy characters so I can have more Kylux interactions and even Reylo

No. 815186

File: 1621924201654.gif (621.04 KB, 320x240, HjnzQg.gif)


No. 815189

why the fuck are people keeping fish this ugly. how does nature even make this happen

No. 815191

File: 1621924353068.jpeg (121.26 KB, 749x850, E11E3E71-AE89-4DF2-B167-F2E984…)

>>815162
also why is he holding a cat? I didn't think there could be cats in star wars? disney truly stopped trying, is cute though

damn this thread is starting to get too focused, here's my shitpost meme pic attached

No. 815192

>>815189
He is very ugly but I can't hate him. Lil animol

No. 815194

>>815189
I hate fish but i'm happy ugly boi is okay.

No. 815195

>>815189
cuter than your average scrote

No. 815196

>>815185
beautiful hair grab

No. 815197

>>815189
huh these fishes are man-made hybrids

No. 815198

File: 1621924624501.png (143.8 KB, 556x370, 104980.png)

>>815191
The cat was actually just an injoke made by one of the writers, it's not canon only in my heart
He said the ashes from this scene were actually just Millicent's (the cat) litterbox and the joke spread.

No. 815199

File: 1621924692257.png (146.67 KB, 199x324, babey.png)

>>815191
one of the writers said that hux owns an orange tabby named millicent. there's also talk of him owning a powder blue couch. it's mostly jokes but the fans include it in their personal canon too. (me included.)

throwing the focus to this pic so it's not sw-centric. look at how mischievous this little kitten is.

No. 815201

File: 1621924824279.png (533.09 KB, 545x376, pizzly.PNG)

pizzly bear

No. 815202

>>815201
pizz off

No. 815203

>>815202
I didn't mean that actually. stay please

No. 815204

File: 1621925013378.png (349.26 KB, 328x418, Capture.PNG)

>>815203
Bumble Bear

No. 815206

File: 1621925190686.jpeg (510.61 KB, 1125x1027, 95B41783-88F6-4697-8DC0-1AFFE4…)

>>815204
Hell fucking yes

No. 815207

File: 1621925463745.png (473.06 KB, 505x368, hello.PNG)


No. 815211

>>815207
Idk what these creatures are but they look like if Grimace from McDonald's did drag.

No. 815213

>>815211
My mom used to shop at the salvation army when I was young and she'd just get a shit ton of toys & books. She brought the pink one of these "Wuv Luv" toys home.
They give birth to those derpy babies.

No. 815214

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No. 815216

>>815207
this commerical is disgusting but you can see them give birth in their natural habitat.

No. 815217

>>815207
I had the mom on the right and the baby in the center
it would not give birth after hours of labor and I eventually preformed a c-section by breaking it
but the pouch velcros back shut, so like, I guess that's like when a woman's stomach muscles never rejoin

No. 815220

File: 1621926261436.jpg (32 KB, 357x500, Tacowaco.jpg)


No. 815224

File: 1621926428112.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.67 KB, 429x600, Pillsbery.jpg)


No. 815226

File: 1621926605422.jpeg (119 KB, 750x699, 76E8C4C6-89D5-4B31-9174-96B85C…)

>>815220
Hey,

love you

No. 815227

File: 1621926723306.jpg (Spoiler Image, 97.89 KB, 570x770, eb9d2b3db35463113b1d56fe362fc2…)

>>815226
Love you too

No. 815229

File: 1621927073065.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 603.2 KB, 1125x865, 2D5CD870-C59C-494E-8880-650E1C…)

>>815227
good night (for me)

No. 815385

File: 1621945650285.jpeg (33.97 KB, 304x470, 3C27D2B8-3F88-4360-8A78-EDA0EC…)

How many breads have you eaten in your life, Nonnies?

No. 815389

File: 1621945816661.png (110.61 KB, 259x271, layersofbread.png)


No. 815392

File: 1621945950451.jpg (43.3 KB, 780x439, tammy.jpg)

>>815385
I've lost count

No. 815394

i am, perhaps, the ugliest notherfucker in this store

No. 815451

File: 1621949218174.jpg (29.08 KB, 400x400, everyday_original.jpg)

When I played in Bridgeport for the first time in the sims 3, I was looking at all the different sims living there to decide who I would like to play as. I saw Polly with her coat which looked fancy in the thumbnail and thought she was some cool rich lady. Well guess what she has nothing to her name, literally lives in the basement and wears socks with sandals. But I felt bad for her and sent her to college and now she is a successful artist and lives in a house by the beach.

No. 815477

>>815451
u might like this

No. 815559

I miss Puta Girl Erin. What an icon

No. 815641

File: 1621965218072.png (106.41 KB, 202x386, Bella Hot.PNG)

>>815451
I always make Sims 4 Bella Goth super hot. I only change her and Cassandra Goth.
I have mods to make the boobs bigger, sometimes I make Bella bottle Blonde and all she does is cheat on her husband with every hot sim she sees. Other times I make her super goth whose obsessed with vampires.

No. 815644

File: 1621965375061.png (107.73 KB, 500x299, im-so-powerful-my-mind-ugh-lt-…)

>mfw I can read the greek thread thanks to extensive mathematical torture

No. 815645

File: 1621965397609.png (305.62 KB, 432x420, 2.PNG)

>>815641
I also make over these Sims every single time I play the game.

No. 815653

File: 1621966071444.png (84.51 KB, 830x312, Throwaway.png)

They feed us poison then give us false cures while making are true medicine illegal

No. 815654

File: 1621966079250.jpg (34.54 KB, 474x554, hehe.jpg)

>>815644
Me too, but it's because Slav runes are very similar to Greek runes

No. 815658

>>815645
Me too, I put that pink newsboy cap on Yuki, it looks so cute
>>815477
Thanks I liked it, I'm so happy so many people in the comments love Polly too.

No. 815659

>>815653
men are so obsessed with balls, i dont get it

No. 815670

Kissu kissu

No. 815691

Seeing the tzatziki runes in ot spooked for a split second

No. 815704

>>815220
please don't post garbage pail kids they're illegal in my country (true story)

No. 815705

>>815691
WE ARE POSSESED BY DEMONS

No. 815709

>>815705
I'll get the holy discharge

No. 815746

File: 1621972961166.jpg (14.11 KB, 340x191, 28439-327504957567.jpg)


No. 815756

File: 1621973446676.png (14.04 KB, 811x67, gdgdg.png)

Risking it all for a dumb experiment

No. 815760

>>815704
Im sorry anon, can you tell me why?

No. 815773

We should have a retarded shitpost thread on /g/ for degeneracy and hornyposting

No. 815778

>>815691
isn't that the gyro sauce? I want to be haunted by food

No. 815780

File: 1621974705877.jpg (31.99 KB, 500x500, descargar.jpg)

>>815756
my thoughts exactly

No. 815785

File: 1621974921009.webm (5.66 MB, 1280x720, ZyQd7YokqiAPEapR.webm)

It's me strutting through /ot/

No. 815787

File: 1621975056112.png (138.77 KB, 500x400, descargar.png)

>>815785
kek I laughed so fucking hard

No. 815799

File: 1621975465538.jpg (106.19 KB, 339x700, p45578-vyr-649045578_-1_-1_355…)

Simpler times

No. 815815

>>815778
2 cups grated cucumber (from about 1 medium 10-ounce cucumber, no need to peel or seed the cucumber first, grate on the large holes of your box grater)
1 ½ cups plain Greek yogurt
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons chopped fresh mint and/or dill
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 medium clove garlic, pressed or minced
½ teaspoon fine sea salt

No. 815843

what do we have to do to make this thread as based as the scrot one in /g/ nonas?

No. 815851

>>815843
copypastas and men we want to fuck? I don't know

No. 815861

File: 1621977944371.jpg (145.16 KB, 640x960, IMG_20190626_152717_862.jpg)

>>815851
Okie

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO.." … da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…" (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~*xxx

No. 815863

>>815861
who is this? reminds me of someone i have heard of but i'm not sure it is him

No. 815869

>>815843
We wait until the jannies are asleep again, they all seem to disappear at the same time, so they're probably mostly around the same timezone

No. 815870

>>815863
I think I posted him before. It's DG, frontman of Misthyrming.
I'm not a stalker I swear but I found his metal archives profile and it's called gonzalizimio kek

No. 815897

so, can we hornypost?

No. 815903

>>815897
yes but don't forget to spoiler!

No. 815907


No. 815909

File: 1621980518080.jpg (46.11 KB, 735x583, 5f61d9590ef1221a5d96e3e987f394…)

>>815773
I kinda want this but I guess nobody cares about hornyposting ITT (maybe)
Or maybe just post in the fantasy thread?
I personally just talk about how much I want dick right here

No. 815913

File: 1621980733352.jpg (73.55 KB, 736x736, external-content.duckduckgo.co…)

>>815773
Yes on my menstrual cycle I get horn and form stupid crushes. I need a site to track them all. Pic related

No. 815915

File: 1621980829328.jpeg (45.09 KB, 800x800, E008B837-6CAB-463B-9F46-DB6D8C…)

What does he says?

No. 815932

File: 1621981368460.jpg (200.42 KB, 1366x768, 74335775.jpg)

lmfao you have clearly never watched a single video of ours together holy shit. we're in a full time bdsm relationship based on dynamic, not some vanilla bedroom only thing. i worship his holiness 24/7. but thanks for providing us with material for our next 'salty beta' video

No. 815940

>>815915
Very deep caveman nut guttural grunts

No. 815946

File: 1621981749463.jpeg (49.84 KB, 577x800, B9D4E280-8EBD-4613-A07C-BE9F3C…)

>>815932
Come on nonnie, we all know satan is a twink.

No. 815956

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>>815946
I think he's too muscular to be a Twink tho

No. 815959

File: 1621982660771.jpg (81.91 KB, 600x849, c52c876de40060272ea3b743e398a1…)

me and a nonny laffin at males

No. 815962

File: 1621982687639.jpg (67.19 KB, 600x469, bernkastel-lambdadelta1.jpg)


No. 815976

File: 1621984091920.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 571.27 KB, 1000x1500, 90730FCF-56E9-4BD2-98E7-EC0118…)

>>815897
the composition and angle of this fucking photo. even if it weren't who I were horning over shamefully and shamlessly my eyes would direct straight to the pants every time

No. 815983

File: 1621984728412.jpeg (54.66 KB, 500x505, 08DE2E88-5F45-46A9-86B0-90D8BF…)

>>815641
oh man don't tempt me. I am making this cute tradwife sim with kids, when I got to the husband I stopped and closed the game to think about it. on the one hand she is trad, and her husband could be made hot, but the horny in me also wants to make a sexy big boob neighbor lady who she divorces him for. but that breaks the trad role… Maybe she just cheats with her and he doesn't care because (outdated view about lesbians because he is stupid). or I can skip the husband altogether and make them married lesbians. much to think about

No. 815996

File: 1621985885078.gif (1.22 MB, 250x250, 1426986890889.gif)

>>814330
>>814351
I'll never understand why this excuse of a game has a fandom in the first place and more than two games. Is it the crappy designs? The poorly constructed story? The one-dimensional stereotypes they call "characters"? I won't get it… The only thing I do understand is, if you like this… "thing", you should go to a therapist or an ophthalmologist. Maybe both.

No. 816001

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No. 816004

File: 1621986096891.png (1.07 MB, 1870x778, State.png)

The shit I stumble accross on tumblr is sometimes pretty funny

welcome to th Nut House indeed

No. 816006

>>816004
Tag yourself, I'm
>#LetSeniorsRetireInTheTropics

No. 816011

>>816006
>>816004
I'm #AlbinosLearnSpanish

No. 816013

>>816004
I'm #SavetheSeaOtter

No. 816014

>>816006
#ImperialTaxPayingVictim

No. 816015

>>816004
I’m #Matriarchy

No. 816016

>>816004
I'm #CoolDownYellowstoneAndLongValleySuperVolcanoes

No. 816018

>>816004
>#ProCatholic Pagan
… What the fuck. What is that supposed to mean?

No. 816021

>>816004
I am the
>#EngagedAtheist
I have transcended theism, m'lady tips fedora

No. 816030

File: 1621988368275.jpg (3.27 MB, 4032x2268, tinypiggies.jpg)

kittems

No. 816036

>>816030
My heart, oh my god. Are these your kittens?

No. 816038

how do the hornyposters get so horny? my sex drive is basically dead, not even images or written smut does much for me anymore. i'm not on meds either
>>815983
>or I can skip the husband altogether and make them married lesbians
do this

No. 816042

File: 1621988829644.jpeg (422.24 KB, 1242x1643, B3F6AADB-6D6F-4A8D-A261-95A681…)

>>816038
I honestly haven’t been truly horny in a really long time, I just pretend to be horny, then I get horny.

No. 816043

File: 1621988887925.png (100.74 KB, 500x489, free-kitten-a-bit-fat-but-othe…)


No. 816047

File: 1621989037725.png (9.43 MB, 2268x4032, 1621988368275.png)

>>816030
No it's pho

No. 816049

>>816043
They say "fat" like it's a bad thing, round kitties are the best

No. 816051

>>816038
I'm usually very horny when I hornypost, but most of the times I get too embarrassed to truly hornypost and live through other nonnies' hornyposting. I guess I just have some vivid imagination and get horny easily

No. 816054

>>816018
idk but I'm #ProCatholicSatanist

No. 816055

File: 1621989739154.png (92.45 KB, 369x233, E12EFC6E-96CE-407C-84C1-B21DE7…)

i think a troon is making my pizza why do they ruin everything

No. 816056

File: 1621990119547.jpeg (2.3 MB, 4032x3024, AB547E12-0EF6-4B0F-B1FA-A20C9E…)

>>816030
I have kittems too, fostering them for a shelter

No. 816057

>>816055
How did the pizza come out? There's a tranny that works at my taco bell and now i call it tranny bell with my partner

No. 816082

>>816057
luckily tranny didnt deliver it, food was fine, just worried theres hormones in it kek

No. 816084

>>816082
how did you know a tranny made it?

No. 816085

>>816084
the name was "tazz"

No. 816088

File: 1621993351214.jpeg (277.11 KB, 2250x2145, DA17D9F3-75A4-4CCF-B5AA-898BDB…)

>>816085
It's literally food and there's hormones already in most food, if anything was there it'd get shit boiled off in the oven

this has to be the strangest nitpick, I could care less who makes a pizza as long as it turns out well

or just imagine it's this guy making your pizza, tazz

No. 816090

>>816088
hormones was a joke kek anon, but i'd like to imagine it was taz making my food

No. 816092

File: 1621993966203.jpeg (46.72 KB, 382x355, F04F26B4-706D-43C6-A42A-215383…)

>>816090
swirls around pizza

No. 816096

>>815189
god i love this channel.

No. 816108

This song makes me feel so fucking horny

No. 816110

>>815224
this gives me fluffy pony abuse vibes I hate it

No. 816123

File: 1621997451531.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1638x2048, BE5FF0CF-91B4-479C-A66E-DD4F78…)

Scrotes are extremely boring and unfunny. Im the funniest bitch alive

No. 816152

FUCK YOUR STUPID PANCAKES

No. 816156

File: 1622002389368.jpg (30.3 KB, 437x647, ill.jpg)

mfw lolicons

No. 816179

File: 1622006123616.png (478.08 KB, 640x645, AAD3D88D-9F4E-47FF-95E1-AF578A…)

>>816156
well memed nonuita banana, here is my contribution

>mfw lolicons

No. 816182

File: 1622006576136.gif (2.64 MB, 420x236, a6077b600b202d26622c9ff8ba82b6…)


No. 816183

File: 1622006604643.gif (1.55 MB, 332x332, whoreo.gif)


No. 816184

File: 1622006670667.jpg (18.52 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)


No. 816185

What the fuck I looked up the name to share this video I referenced, now I've learned something horrible, apparently Chiquita Banana along with others like Dole Foods paid money to terrorist organizations and allowed them to transport AK-47s through their facilities. On top of that many other offenses involving worker's rights and smuggling cocaine. The list of shady and harmful violations goes on and on. wtf

No. 816186

File: 1622006892039.gif (1.63 MB, 320x240, EB3002A9-5397-4FF2-AEBA-CFA682…)

>>816184
I fucking love boohbahs

No. 816189

File: 1622007172979.gif (10.22 MB, 600x338, ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif)


No. 816191

>>816189
I had two of these as a kid, the blue and purple

No. 816192

>>816191
*Jumbah and Zumbah. apologies for my lack of culture

No. 816193

File: 1622007577376.gif (896.13 KB, 420x322, getit.gif)


No. 816195

File: 1622007859652.gif (9.67 MB, 600x400, ezgif.com-gif-maker (1).gif)


No. 816198

File: 1622008329280.jpeg (80.3 KB, 500x750, 6354F1BE-EFB9-4AD7-9B53-C80F7B…)

>>816195
I'm literally in love with you

No. 816204

This showed up in my recommended and i cant fucking breathe. Helpppp

No. 816239

File: 1622014976336.jpg (224.09 KB, 828x829, 1600745523904.jpg)

>>812739
I want to annihilate this delicious dapper cherry boy

No. 816261

File: 1622017143982.jpg (285.81 KB, 1065x799, Wou.jpg)

I feel good TANANANANANANA~

No. 816271

File: 1622019366601.png (101.42 KB, 500x386, tumblr_9f21d7e8f39de610c80a454…)

hands you this take good care of him

No. 816329

File: 1622028333026.jpg (25.35 KB, 561x561, E2NUUYBWEAAgBbg.jpg)


No. 816331

>>816239
Ya but can I get a source on this pic?

No. 816337

>>816331
It's an edit from a comic called voihon, probably before the art style hange

No. 816340

File: 1622029888168.jpg (52.43 KB, 335x310, SmartSelect_20210526-075152_Fi…)


No. 816351

File: 1622032325352.jpg (197.32 KB, 1024x813, istockphoto-523260548-1024x102…)


No. 816355

File: 1622033377265.png (356.01 KB, 683x553, Screenshot (249).png)


No. 816357

File: 1622033756149.gif (1.27 MB, 220x244, ff.gif)


No. 816390

>>815983
Dude you know those stupid stories people make in the sims and post screenshots with them? I read one about a woman who worked hard to become a chef, she married the man of her dreams, then a new hot blonde neighbor moved in and the woman noticed her husband looking at the neighbor all the time when she wad visiting. So she decided to make her neighbor fat by bringing her delicious pies and cakes every day. It worked, the neighbor became chubby and her husband wasn't interested in her anymore. But the women became good friends from all the time spent chatting enjoying pie and the woman left her husband for the neighbor

No. 816397

File: 1622036773349.gif (4.16 MB, 600x334, ezgif-4-18b0bdb91463.gif)


No. 816420

>>816055
What's this from?

No. 816426

File: 1622038931113.png (113.32 KB, 649x400, muhsleepdemon.png)


No. 816457

Stop posting fatsos please they trigger me
Post muscle women instead

No. 816461

>>816457
It's all the same fatso, she's the ultimate fatso

No. 816470

watching my friends turn into kpop bg stans is actually a peak degeneracy I don't think I've seen before at this magnitude. as a degenerate myself I shouldn't have the audacity to be commenting on that but by god there is nothing worse than watching someone I know squeal over these plastic 12 year old looking twinks

No. 816471

>>816152
I roll the pancakeke up and put a condom on it. are you ready for what comes nest

No. 816503

File: 1622047672120.jpeg (57.3 KB, 590x817, 590C328D-07F9-4B22-B3B3-EF69F7…)

>>816261
Oh it’s foobieboobie! Fancy seeing you here

No. 816519

File: 1622048596416.jpg (1.45 MB, 1848x1571, 1454885562892.jpg)

>>816239
pic reminds me of this.
ichi a best btw

No. 816609

File: 1622053048080.jpg (64.47 KB, 720x960, 75519348_2343254265976210_8321…)

"you don't make a love spell for a man, you just fuck him hard"

No. 816612

>>816519
I hate this fucking anime

No. 816615

File: 1622053236706.gif (629.86 KB, 220x217, 490E6401-39C2-416D-AB23-469838…)

>>816609
Spongebob has some nice cake.

No. 816622

File: 1622053569755.jpeg (23.59 KB, 275x202, 28D55E12-2741-4915-A074-DEF532…)

>>816519
KEK thank you for putting this image in my life

No. 816623

>>816519
ichimatsu is a nasty bitch

No. 816634

File: 1622054088289.png (301 KB, 500x529, 1452553430357.png)

>>816612
I love this fucking anime

No. 816636

File: 1622054128196.jpeg (108.81 KB, 768x432, F68C0CBC-F4C9-4366-8ECF-9E8519…)

>>816623
Don’t listen to her >>816519, ichi is the best brother and this is a fact of nature. You can’t find a fictional scrote who is so socially inept that he will chimp out and shit on a counter just anywhere, you know.

No. 816653

>>816634
>>816636
Please no. Looking at these just reminds me of that one cow that was obsessed with them. At least post other husbandos or whatever, I feel like I'm in tumblr 2.0

No. 816656

File: 1622055141440.jpg (436.04 KB, 1280x714, descargar (5).jpg)

Enough. Post muscle women NOW

No. 816657

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No. 816658

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No. 816660

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No. 816662

File: 1622055276354.jpg (121.52 KB, 900x600, descargar (1).jpg)


No. 816664

File: 1622055323334.jpg (63.3 KB, 992x558, healthy-muscles-women-gty-2-th…)


No. 816665

File: 1622055399529.jpg (108.99 KB, 735x1102, the-womans-no-bs-guide-to-musc…)


No. 816666

File: 1622055430532.jpg (1.27 MB, 2370x1244, descargar.jpg)


No. 816667

File: 1622055454173.jpg (46.55 KB, 480x720, woman-fitness-plan.jpg)


No. 816668

>>816656
I wish I was MuscleWoman

No. 816670


No. 816671

>>816668
i wish i was MuscleWoman with MuscleWoman gf

No. 816674

>>816668
I wish I was with Musclewoman.

No. 816681

File: 1622056217677.png (705.27 KB, 636x900, m's greatest enemies.png)

>>816653
>At least post other husbandos or whatever
well this is gonna trigger anonas extra hard

No. 816685

>>816681
your husbandos have no necks

No. 816688

>>816681
>buff children with erect nipples
gross

No. 816692

File: 1622056872701.jpeg (39.27 KB, 904x511, E90186B1-3CA2-4C38-ADEF-F5C827…)

oh… 2dshit…

No. 816694

File: 1622056915570.jpg (199.55 KB, 1280x1061, tumblr-59d13c50c81adc1a42cfed8…)

don't need necks to coom. i'll throw in burnt toast to balance things out

No. 816697

File: 1622057090002.jpg (53.89 KB, 720x720, 2bb17fc5892e92ee10b663ae1668e8…)

>>816636
When I said ichimatsu is a nasty bitch, I meant that in the most loving way possible. He's stinky but i love him

No. 816704

File: 1622057467597.jpeg (125.47 KB, 638x900, 0128E04F-3F93-4EF8-86D5-418DE4…)

>>816681
this is gross and you should feel bad
>>816694
>>816697
this is based and you should feel smart

No. 816707

>>816697
Todokaras reaching out to us

No. 816716

File: 1622058061430.jpg (45.22 KB, 448x604, e8adc77e1fcfc520fbd2f9f1469c32…)

Superior husbando incoming
Beefy body tiddies, introvert, has a doctorate, is a DILF and love animals. Also, can your husbando lit 5 cigarettes, turn them in his mouth with them still lit? Yeah, I didn't think so.

No. 816720

File: 1622058319465.jpg (190.11 KB, 900x900, EaDyGcFUcAA7Z73.jpg)

>>816716
yes. post some real men itt

No. 816721

>>816707
I just looked that up and I wish I hadn't

No. 816726

File: 1622058575848.jpeg (106.66 KB, 750x808, 5D91194E-678D-4FC8-83C1-15EE8D…)

>tfw no threesome with Fire and Ice duo
We could listen to fire & ice while watching that gay skating men movie with the fire & ice scene as we fuck.

No. 816727

File: 1622058765233.png (542.98 KB, 847x600, 81639112_p0.png)

>>816716
>DILF
gross

No. 816728

File: 1622058830997.jpg (52.71 KB, 1080x607, 189299158_304924187911080_7805…)

>>816692
my thots exactly

No. 816731

>>816716
>calls his mom a bitch
>neglects his daughter out of sheer autism
>gets fucked by dolphins

No. 816732

File: 1622059032686.gif (4.63 MB, 540x350, DCE4425D-9D7D-4D60-8BDC-04E0E7…)

begone weebs PLEASE BEGONE

No. 816733

>>816716
Didn't he cheat on his wife with multiple people? or am I thinking about different jojo

No. 816736

File: 1622059352515.jpg (416.71 KB, 818x1158, 77417251_p0.jpg)

i'm going to keep posting more boys out of spite tbh
purple a best

No. 816738

>>816733
That was his grandpa joseph, with one one woman and it gave us josuke

No. 816742

File: 1622059508059.gif (2.9 MB, 295x370, 09664e98-36bf-4515-9e32-036659…)

I guess this is a husbando thread now

No. 816743

File: 1622059530993.jpg (84.45 KB, 800x500, lili-reinhart-short-jeans-2018…)

my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife

No. 816744

File: 1622059534491.png (843.67 KB, 499x869, uigsd.png)

>>816733
That's Joseph Joestar and he cheated on his wife with only one woman

No. 816746

>>816742
Best taste, rest in peace MR Arthur Morgan

No. 816749

>>816738
jojo fans cant even speak

No. 816753

File: 1622059650010.jpg (213.88 KB, 1067x1334, 2bb17fc5892e92ee10b663ae1668e8…)

I only like pretty boys if they look too much like 3dpd i get scared and disgusted

No. 816754

>>816742
Finally something that resembles a human being! Finally!

No. 816755

File: 1622059727872.png (409.97 KB, 540x428, f15fdadc-0b7c-4b1e-b63a-daab96…)

>>816746
Hell yea

No. 816756

File: 1622059753499.jpeg (38.23 KB, 400x400, A8B0A7A3-C495-472C-9A78-25FAC4…)

>>816749
for starters you have to be an animal to be a jojo fan in the first place

No. 816759

jolyne best jojo

No. 816760

too much more 2d vomit and I'm either gonna start posting 3d or girlgroup members

dont fucking tempt me

No. 816763

What great weather to wear a midriff keyhole sweater. My arms are warm, but my chest and hips are nice and cool

No. 816764

File: 1622059997317.jpg (73.08 KB, 600x788, buff ninja kara.jpg)


No. 816765

File: 1622060036904.jpeg (198.3 KB, 766x1200, 25F87173-573B-4E75-B305-C33AFF…)

>>816760
Do it. Suapost.

No. 816768

File: 1622060111013.jpeg (96.92 KB, 749x750, 4A2DA670-25E5-4D2B-B90C-95FCDF…)

>>816765
boygroups can go fuck themselves though

No. 816769

File: 1622060126302.png (575.8 KB, 579x932, fd71dc94987a331a5fa191a09b9922…)


No. 816771

File: 1622060224911.jpeg (60.45 KB, 733x1200, 191961E9-5508-4545-BDA3-F48B93…)

some of you were given government approved processed shit as babies and I can tell

No. 816773

'ate anime 'ate kpoop love gabagool simple as

No. 816776

File: 1622060359786.jpg (452.82 KB, 2000x1407, 1.jpg)


No. 816777

File: 1622060362563.jpeg (67.47 KB, 363x501, 115B49BB-CE25-47BA-A686-8466F1…)

that's it 3dpd time again, unspoiled

>>816773
kek

No. 816779

File: 1622060419121.jpeg (186.91 KB, 888x2048, E5610022-C8EB-48FD-912C-122662…)

You ever cry Bcs 3D men are so ugly? Bc that was me this morning

No. 816781

File: 1622060515910.jpeg (85.19 KB, 487x730, 7A6F0D63-A807-4A61-965C-866CE6…)

y'all are dickriders and I deadass cannot relate

No. 816782

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No. 816783

File: 1622060610296.jpg (63 KB, 1077x795, Ev0OvMkUYAEIgZ-.jpg)

>>816776
what is it about matsus that awakes in people so much autistic horniness? even i used to draw porn of them back in 2016 when I was a teen…

No. 816784

File: 1622060623236.gif (2.06 MB, 498x343, tenor.gif)

>>816779
are you implying that monstrosity in your image looks any better

No. 816786

File: 1622060711619.gif (8.34 MB, 540x450, Tumblr_l_578973885420001.gif)

IN ARMOR ONLY

No. 816787

She looked at you so sadly, and like a small animal she said, "I didn't make too much noise, did I, honey?"

No. 816788

>>816777
please I rather see jim carrey being hot and psycho than otsomatsus being stupid and psycho

No. 816790

Who knew anons in the retarded shitpost thread could be this retarded

I'm making a retarded hornyposting husbandoposting thread on /g/ now for you bitches

No. 816791

File: 1622060824505.jpg (209.62 KB, 859x1424, Screenshot_20210526_222620.jpg)

>should just rename this retard the website
even raiding scrotes are funny twice a day

No. 816792

>>816784
Yeah you can’t change my mind

No. 816793

>>816791
but it's just pot calling the kettle black

No. 816795

File: 1622060922021.jpeg (500.13 KB, 2048x1536, 2DCC7608-6844-47BD-A978-EBE0A8…)

>>816779
>>816716
What’s with you anons and 2d character with inflated egos and commitment issues

>>816776
Please start posting this shit in the husbando thread or something before you get banned, because I like the oso content. Or there should be an osomatsu containment thread for geniuses like us.

No. 816796

people that are obsessed with people that are obsessed with lolcows

No. 816797

>>816788
after getting over my weebshit fatigue I'd rather like a real human who looks and acts cartoonish

nothing wrong with that if that makes sense

No. 816799

>>816779
Errrryday. Why couldn't I be born 2D (and hot)

No. 816800

>>816796
people that are obsessed with obsessed people are obsessed with lolcows and lolcows are obsessed with people obsessed with lolcows

No. 816801

File: 1622061221610.jpg (94.02 KB, 736x1070, 1621992408521.jpg)

>>816779
toji tojitotitties jitojitojtitties itojitoji tojitoji toji toji tojiv tojitoji toji tojititties titties tojititties tojitojitojitojititties vtojitotitties jivtojitojitoji toji v vtojitojitoj

No. 816806

File: 1622061330594.jpg (1.13 MB, 1431x1662, 229whr8i7zf31.jpg)


No. 816808

File: 1622061646368.jpg (315.53 KB, 1080x1920, Character_Diluc_Card.jpg)

>>816726
Excuse me but Diluc is supposed to be babyfaced, skinny and cute. And getting a rough fucking from Kaeya.

No. 816809


No. 816810

File: 1622061925219.jpg (105.03 KB, 806x1200, another ninja kara.jpg)

>>816783
because the matsus themselves are horny. like attracts like. i wish more 2d guys canonically fapped tbh

last one for now

No. 816811

>>816753
agree, anything that looks like actual 3dpd males is vomit inducing. cute anime boys are the way to go

No. 816814

>>816810
>i wish more 2d guys canonically fapped tbh
excuse me what
now I'm interested
what episodes

No. 816819

>>816814
season 1 episode 13? i think. i remember it's halfway s1 though

No. 816862

File: 1622065084700.jpeg (78.66 KB, 1024x988, p6a759uxpzx61.jpeg)

Words to live by

No. 816877

>>816862
Unironically good advice. I'll shill my girl Louise Hay yet again

No. 816897

File: 1622068341651.jpg (82.38 KB, 1000x1000, candy bottles.jpg)

why are these?

No. 816900

>>816897
Never seen these irl but keep seeing them in asmr videos, are you supposed to eat the bottle too because some posters do

No. 816901

>>816900
It's made out of wax, I would chew the wax and spit them out. But they are dumb. You get a squirt of juice and it's a waste of wax tbh. I don't get them.

No. 816904

>>816900
no lol,but they are safe to be ingested because theyre made of wax

No. 816905

File: 1622068800931.png (310.25 KB, 422x426, yuck.PNG)

Also, why are these? In school I wanted on so bad, the kids would get them from the corner store. I had one and it tasted disgusting.

No. 816908

File: 1622068946037.jpg (10.75 KB, 316x160, images.jpg)

but these are based

No. 816911

File: 1622069283721.jpg (87.53 KB, 640x941, dolphinjotaro.jpg)

>>816731
you mixed up the dolphin part, a little.

No. 816915

>>816905
Awww…it takes me back to times that I thought I wouldn't remember. Also reminds me of when Cheetos had their own different coloured ketchup inside…

No. 816916

File: 1622069608814.jpeg (20.14 KB, 425x421, 0C3F255B-BFB1-4D6E-AF35-73E582…)

>>816897
the first time I encountered these was at a carnival as a 5 or 6 year old. a fortune teller lady told me it was a love potion

No. 816917

File: 1622069611021.png (613.09 KB, 547x606, wtf.png)

>>816915
ew, I thought this was a joke. How did they taste?

No. 816918

File: 1622069884837.jpg (5.17 KB, 200x149, clanps.jpg)

>>816390
Heartwarming actually

No. 816920

File: 1622070047710.gif (6.11 MB, 268x400, 8ac2777_400.gif)

I love being a real woman and having a real functional pussy meow meow meow meowowowowowwwo
also I wish all males would an hero

No. 816925

File: 1622070319946.jpeg (93.97 KB, 540x516, YEEHAW.jpeg)

>>816694
>tfw no stupid looking stitched up husbando to fug
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 816929

File: 1622070765829.jpg (24.7 KB, 360x450, Poo-chi.jpg)

Hello can we be friends?

No. 816930

>>816905
Those things are so nasty, I had the blue one and i slowly ate it over the course of like a month. Vile.

No. 816932

File: 1622071120446.png (309.74 KB, 582x613, 734bdfa5_640.png)

Seeing if this works because I haven't tried black texting before
soupsoupsoup

No. 816952

File: 1622072848144.jpg (7.8 KB, 300x250, 16713f15bd513e1a25b923c82508b7…)

>>816917
Regular ketchup chips are my all time favourite, but this is an abomination

No. 816958

>>816929
Yeah. I have a pink one of those with missing ears and a missing leg but it still works. I lost the bone a long time ago thoigh…

No. 816963

File: 1622073674887.jpg (44.26 KB, 480x335, 878ac0a9b87e0ddf4b14fd04f54798…)

Look at this

No. 816980

I thought >>816930 was a response to >>816929

No. 817002

>>816905
This was a candy for glue-eaters.

No. 817097

File: 1622090781671.jpg (111.88 KB, 1024x768, 1435861566Pajama4.jpg)

imma find some pajamas so i can look like TLC in this video

No. 817099

File: 1622090845735.gif (2.42 MB, 400x300, sCuJmW.gif)


No. 817103

>>816963
it makes me sad

No. 817109

File: 1622092507820.jpg (97.85 KB, 466x728, 314e1b93b92c2958d2f199a9e2b8b4…)

Just like magic
Middle finger to my thumb and then I snap it
Just like magic
I'm attractive
I get everything I want cause I attract it

No. 817116

>>817109
Based tarot ariana nonna

No. 817117

This smells like 16-19 year old unbathed zoomer that injects hormones and spills monster energy drink everywhere while doing weed

No. 817118

>>817097
wait who's the bottom right girl

No. 817121

File: 1622094251032.gif (526.76 KB, 245x245, tumblr_eed1a30c3667e142d903faf…)

>>817118
Chili from TLC

No. 817122

File: 1622094363249.jpg (39.4 KB, 368x500, tlc.jpg)

>>817121
If it's not clear, I love TLC

No. 817125

File: 1622094568591.jpg (11.18 KB, 250x236, poster,504x498,f8f8f8-pad,600x…)

me unironically

No. 817127

>>817121
that's chili in the top left too right? I was confused for a sec

No. 817128

>>817127
yeah she has two outfits for the video grey and the pinkish color

No. 817129

File: 1622095144553.jpeg (113.85 KB, 640x580, 15643383-EC58-47F4-B93C-9D6DD3…)

>>817125
that's cringe, but I accept it

No. 817143

>>817116
what if it's actually ariana…

No. 817147

File: 1622098008365.jpg (37.59 KB, 480x520, 1502459500156.jpg)

>>817143
I more or less guarantee Taylor Swift posts here, if the rumours from years ago of her posting on 4chan are true

No. 817154

File: 1622098759514.jpeg (95.63 KB, 1024x567, EmMCOkAXIAEwmEj.jpeg)

>>817147
>>817143
Kek I'm >>817109 and unfortunately I'm not Ariana Grande.
I wouldn't doubt though that Ari and Doja Cat use lolcow.

Ariana is a carreyfag.

No. 817158

>>817154
I love Carreyfag's stories and wouldnt mind reading her diary if she ever had one, so please no…

No. 817160

>>817158
Wat?
Are you talking about Carrey-chan? It has been revealed since that there's more than one person lusting over Jim Carrey in the farms, hence why Ariana is one carreyfag but not the Carrey-chan. She's iconic

No. 817168

>>817160
Nta, but I also always thought it was just one anon. The one that makes her and Jim Carrey's children in faceapp, and was manifesting meeting him despite living in a different country

No. 817173

File: 1622102389239.jpeg (34.29 KB, 680x680, 1618166319440.jpeg)

>>817168
I guess I'm on this site way too much kek
You're right about Carrey-chan being the one making the kid grids and manifesting meeting him power to her, I'm doing it for her as well kek, but she is from the US. She's just not from major cities like LA or NYC.
I used to think she was alone as well in her Carrey adoration maybe at her extent, she is, but the current Unconventional Male Thread has shown that there is more than one Carrey admirer. Maybe like 3.
But she'll always be the one and only Carrey-chan in my heart, truly a pioneer.

No. 817174

File: 1622102543093.gif (270.08 KB, 650x886, A3179C8E-4326-4AC6-872E-5222CA…)

Bow to your lord and savior Korean Jeansus

No. 817176

>>817174
Bara tiddies

No. 817179

File: 1622103125673.png (2.28 MB, 1414x1337, 1523392068675.png)

i kind of miss her

No. 817182

File: 1622104002642.png (831.33 KB, 500x682, 59eb251525b7cb744ecd3b73af8d7d…)

hmmmmmmmmm

No. 817183

>>817182
based???

No. 817202

File: 1622106573004.jpeg (110 KB, 640x633, 01A1225E-FCD7-44BE-9704-9E5118…)

>>817168
>>817173
kek yes I am the "main" but theres more than one, just nobody else who does stuff like the faceapping or manifesting. technically wasn't the first one who mentioned him here, but around the time of sonic last year was the first carreypost that sparked my interest. Then I saw the cursed movie, then covid happened. Hard cope for me

technology is developing at such a rate that you can do silly things with face AI, but it's also terrifying. I kinda worry my actions might be interpreted as malicious because people use face technology so fervidly to produce illegal and crass deepfakes. That's not ok… I find visual patterning and variation interesting, that's all there is to it. The actor guessing games from the faceapp thread were fun to make, picking the candidates was great, cutting out choices was the harder part. i do hope he or any of the other actors won't see any of this shit, but if they do, they do.

one day I will get there, one day I will get there, to where I want to be. if I don't, well, I'll try a forage the best life for me possible if I can bear it. this site helped me get through isolation to some extent. I'm happy about that. now if the world would go back to normal faster, that would be great!

No. 817216

>>817182
I thought this was joe jonas at first

No. 817222

File: 1622108282158.gif (92.24 KB, 480x477, tumblr_22ce853bfaf64bf6708db9c…)

>>817160
Ayrt, I am one of them but whenever someone mentions a Carreyfag I would always assume it's the one who pushes hard to meet him IRL and stuff, since she's the most memorable one.
>>817168
There were lots of Carreyfags before in much, much older threads tbh

No. 817223

>>817216
I always heard people say young stalin looked like zayn

No. 817227

>>817222
older than the threads from last year? I guess I was lurking predominantly cow boards before late 2019 & early 2020, and didn't utilize /ot/ and /g/ much, I don't remember seeing carreyfagging until around early 2020

I'll take your word for it. would love to go back much further into the sites archives for the hell of it. it's a lot of work but it'd be interesting to see what lc was like at the time of its formation

No. 817242

>>817202
The actor guessing games were fun!
The faceapp thread can be a bit weird to me with the walls of generated near-identical AI children but it's not hurting anyone and I like when people are getting playful and having fun together with it

>>817227
There are some very interesting discussions buried in /ot/ threads, I wish people were less afraid of bringing back old threads from the catalog

No. 817245

>>817223
Stalin is truly the wet dream of women from tradthot thread. He genuinely hated all of the confident and strong women, but still enjoyed "actresses" that were seen to him as whores; He hated when a woman would dress up in something nice (stuff like Lacey underwear, elegant, puffy dresses and corsets) , preferring weak types, the ones who will sit in a corner quietly, like a mouse, and wear nothing but a bland, long clothing.

>>817227
Yup! However, Carreyposting was pretty rare compared to current threads, after all his girlfriend's suicide is a difficult and rough topic, I've never seen people fangilring over Carrey that hard, only saying that he is attractive and stuff.

No. 817247

>>817242
the faceswaps, the genderbends, the memes, everything else as well is great. it does stride into the uncanny valley, as AI often does, but it's all in good fun

no hurt in retooling old threads into new threads, I know it's technically forbidden to necro them but nobody said anything about reposting similar threads

No. 817250

>>817247
Also I like when people find relevant posts from old threads and quote them back into new ones, it feels like the boards become a kind of library

Afaik necroposting on /ot/g/m/ isn't against the rules as long as you're adding new content or generating new conversation, unless the thread topic has become against the rules since it was last active but I can understand why people would rather not

No. 817253

>>817245
>Lacey underwear
never thought one day I will imagine a human lampshade except it's lingerie made out of a predatory emo singer, yet here we are

No. 817254

>>817245
Never knew that about Stalin, given his reputation as an infamous dictator it makes sense. Now you're making me want to research into this kek

I guess at this point I just don't expect shit from men, living or dead, enough to be fully disappointed when I learn they are or were scumbags. I'm disappointed, but not surprised. They're given the patriarchal pass to be more brazen about their degeneracy than women and the ability to get away with it when they possess wealth and status.

I'm just glad there are spaces where I can comfortably talk to other women about things I am too ashamed to address in public

No. 817367

File: 1622128567531.jpg (263.47 KB, 700x640, Beaverbollocks.jpg)

beaver one, beaver all
let's all do the beaver call

No. 817372

I'm procrastinating from a project so I've been on lolcow all week and posted in almost every ot and g thread this is so embarrassing
What other sites do people kill time on? I'm so bored

No. 817636

File: 1622148733149.png (436.06 KB, 622x423, imagen_2021-05-27_155243.png)

>>817372
oh my god same, fuck me

No. 817637

File: 1622148759875.jpg (44.02 KB, 750x660, EdyPtIoWoAE0iJa.jpg)

>>817636
wait wrong picture

No. 817658

when you when when when you when

No. 817671

File: 1622150620361.jpeg (24.39 KB, 636x636, received_415757992847986.jpeg)

>try meditation
>close eyes
>my whole vision goes from black to light blue
>apparently I've unlocked my third eye
nice but I ve used up my monthly-spiritual-time allowance and its time to go back to being atheist

No. 817684

>>817671
people do shit like this casually and then they all like "teehee I saw a ghost when I was five" and yet none of this shit happens to me. I'm open minded, I'll do anything. I'm starting to think I don't have a soul

No. 817686

>>817671
Manifest me big tiddy actor then thx

No. 817728

I should be reading a book now and not spending time on lc and daydreaming but I'm so damn tired and sleepy

No. 817768

File: 1622162638039.jpg (72.81 KB, 736x552, a6a8022a3f86c6c753e5571f4f5dc1…)

>3 am
>see a huge roach crawling to your direction in the bathroom
rip bozo

No. 817866

File: 1622178024711.gif (2.81 MB, 268x400, e4ace18f1f6d0418095e0ddcfc5234…)

I want Star Wars woman body pls

No. 817873


No. 817874

>>817866
who's dis? need me more pictures

No. 817880

File: 1622180360731.jpg (116.73 KB, 634x934, 803ce77d1890265a92c662831a4c37…)

>>817874
Actress Daisy Ridley, she's the main character of the Disney Star Wars movies and she's very fit

No. 817881

File: 1622180419046.jpg (116.53 KB, 700x1053, a7ffa7de163a05b94a743bd41494c8…)

>>817880
I also think her face is cute

No. 817883

im getting an autism diagnosis irl and am just gonna link the psych who evaluates me this thread

No. 817884

>>806129
i love this part of lotr. the love between frodo and sam is so pure

No. 817893

File: 1622183201618.jpg (328.68 KB, 1105x879, 1684321900.jpg)

>>817768
she just wants a friend nona

No. 817900

File: 1622184384822.jpeg (257.21 KB, 1670x2015, 71F5C5BB-7D4B-41EA-B664-37FAF7…)


No. 817902

File: 1622184720695.jpg (27.32 KB, 660x495, FB_IMG_1621818459859.jpg)

I know this is bizarrely specific, but my cat's food was smelling exactly like a Happy Meal oily box from the 90s, especially the fries area. wat

No. 817912

>>817893
gokicha!!!!

No. 817915

File: 1622186458623.gif (12.37 MB, 600x600, 1613704029252.gif)

[x2] Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up

[x4] Back that pussy tease a motherfucker

[x2] Rub that shit it's yours bitch, grab his dick it's yours bitch

No. 817934

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No. 818024

File: 1622200027556.jpg (93.83 KB, 250x305, 2204278-a068dee5821f63fdce5ed2…)

Make way for ur fatty queen

No. 818049

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No. 818103

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No. 818111

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No. 818132

DONT BAND ME 😭😭😭 PLS😭😭😭😭🤗😭

No. 818149

"when a MAAAAaaaAAN loves a WOMAN.. he becomes A LITTLE BITCH"

is what I was singing loudly as I passed by an open window… only to see my neighbor outside looking at me

No. 818150

New fear unlocked I fucking hate mushrooms

No. 818160

>>818150
That's good, more people should see the true side of mushrooms and learn not to trust them. My friends laugh when I say I hate mushrooms but not because I don't like the taste but because I hate them as living beings. I get sick when people draw cute uwu mushrooms, don't they know what mushrooms are like? Fuck mushrooms man. They need to get off of our planet

No. 818166

File: 1622215531060.jpg (339.19 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20210528-172541_Gal…)

Took amberlynn's crown and bun… savage

No. 818172

>>818150
I love moth light videos they are so good.

No. 818182

File: 1622217519544.jpg (38.33 KB, 592x625, gums.jpg)

Hehe cheese!

No. 818194

>>818166
Lock up your bfs ladies!

No. 818203

File: 1622219655174.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 125 KB, 1280x720, E51DB966-3157-42F5-8C25-19F0EA…)

>>818160
Couldn’t agree more. They’re like parasites but not the ones you can ignore because you can’t see them. Only worse, they don’t fear or feel anything. You can’t intimidate a mushroom. You can’t scare fungi into extinction. You can’t get revenge against them. In the end you die and will only be their food. They can live on you and feel nothing. They don’t even do it because of some sort of fucking survival instinct or need to fucking further the fungi kingdom. They do it because they can. You can’t use medicine or an exterminator to make them entirely go away. Literally all of them are like this and it’s insane. The scariest part is that if fungi were eradicated we’d probably die. People who eat moldy food scare me. I don’t trust them any more than I trust mushrooms. The concept of spores scares me. Spoiler for “hairy tofu”. Fungi fear is going to make me ocd and put bleach on everything one day. I should live in a filtered glass box.

No. 818235

File: 1622222654123.jpg (137.66 KB, 1079x1869, Cmgy94r.jpg)

>>818203
This is why I love mushrooms, praise be to our fungi overlords.

No. 818241

File: 1622223112349.jpeg (52.08 KB, 639x416, F4845225-B4CA-4820-8691-C9B5BE…)

>>818235
agreed anon, I loved that mushroom episode of Hannibal. that's how I wanna go tbh but make it a ritual sacrifice to the almighty mushgod

No. 818242

>>818235
samefag. but the mushroom in the Tumblr [post is correct. if you shoot the murhsoom the mycelium beneath it will continue to thrive on decaying organic matter. love those little shrooms

No. 818243

>>818235
This exchange is legit my favorite thing on the internet

No. 818244

>>818235
I advise all mushroom and fungi lovers to read Mexican Gothic if you haven't already.

No. 818265

>>818203
>>818160
>>818150
I don't get you guys. They're just trying to survive. Why are you mad? Because they're quieter, but more powerful than you?

No. 818270

>>818265
"If you have haters you're doing something right."
- A mushroom probably

No. 818271

>>818265
And what use is their survival to them? They don't move, listen, see, feel, think, they just grow and take from others, just to live on and take some more.

No. 818273

>>818271
That's their business. Imagine gatekeeping existence/survival.
I'm a mushroom whiteknight to the end

No. 818277

>>818271
They're delicious and full of protein, while you're shitposting on lolcow.farm. Think about that for a second.

No. 818278

>>818277
I am also delicious and full of protein

No. 818280

File: 1622226041015.jpg (107.97 KB, 640x596, 20210528_201934.jpg)

>Tfw no fungi bf

No. 818282

File: 1622226189278.jpg (10.43 KB, 292x292, 8626272892.jpg)

>>818278
Cope and seethe.

No. 818290

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No. 818295

File: 1622227076444.jpeg (242.19 KB, 1440x783, 998720A9-40B2-4745-AA80-82A2A0…)

>>818282
you’re being really mean and viscous to an anon with feelings in defense of a non-creature creature that thrives off the death of every cell in your body. STOP IT! This is proof mushrooms are bad and make people turn evil.

When I think about how mushrooms are evil, I unwantedly imagine mushroom spores sprouting in my bellybutton. It makes me feel really queasy and scared, so much that I prefer not eating anymore. I know spores can’t survive the digestion system (if this isn’t true don’t fucking correct me) but that’s my biggest fear. Toe fungi and infectious necrosis via spores from TLOU are my biggest nightmares.

>>818290
We don’t need earth. Mushroom lovers are gaslighters…

No. 818297

>>818295
what show?

No. 818300

File: 1622227291194.png (13.81 KB, 300x221, thumb_angelwormwood-other-peop…)

The Fungi Kingdom does not discriminate

No. 818304

File: 1622227568445.jpg (30.74 KB, 600x600, Signature_Image.jpgdb669091-19…)

>>818295
If you hate fungi, maybe you just need to look inside yourself. Embrace your mortality, decay is inevitable. It's all a natural process, nothing about it is malicious. The weak should fear the strong.

No. 818305

>>818295
Never ever play Resident Evil 7, anon.

No. 818310

File: 1622228539831.jpg (96.3 KB, 720x720, 875434986433.jpg)

>>818295
Does this scare you?

No. 818311

>>817880
Oh my GOD!
I think I fell in love…

No. 818313

File: 1622229217638.jpeg (102.92 KB, 1280x720, 8E450262-EA5D-4C40-80F0-47BB1E…)

>>818297
BTS’ in the soop. Not sure which episode.

No. 818335

File: 1622231863567.jpg (188.95 KB, 1000x682, 5Dx4gl5.jpg)

>>818271
>>818295
>>818278
You're all going to be mushrooms one day nonatellas.

No. 818337

>>818335
This image makes me want to puke how can oyu post that shit unspoilered

No. 818364

>>818337
mushrooms make u puke?? what??

No. 818365

>>818364
they are ugly and phallic and full of spores

No. 818368

File: 1622235830892.jpg (Spoiler Image, 210.08 KB, 610x457, dont-be-a-mushroom-322584.jpg)


No. 818369

anyone got any good yugioh memes?

No. 818378

>>818369
Yu-Gi-No

No. 818381

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No. 818461

File: 1622249836809.jpg (281.5 KB, 1024x768, gettyimages-597185451-1024x102…)

Me listening to shoegaze alone in my room

No. 818462

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No. 818469

>>818203
>>818160
>>818150
Enjoy having NO SOIL then. Just drowning in endless amounts of undecomposed organic matter while being unable to grow food or raise livestock. Enjoy endless amounts of bacterial infections in your vagina and the rest of your body because your micro biome is imbalanced. Enjoy eating tons of food e.g. broth without the complex umami flavours of mushrooms. Hope you like not having the hundreds of medicines derived from fungi. Ungrateful fools

No. 818474

>>818469
t. bpd

No. 818475

>>818469
Based mushroom anon. They only say you have BPD when you're literally right

No. 818476

>>818469
Mushroom defender anon is my fave anon

No. 818492

I love mushrooms

No. 818494

File: 1622255304096.png (513.46 KB, 479x522, TNlgrhW.png)

>>818469
keep fighting the good fight anon!

No. 818498

>>818474
No bpd here just a fun-gal
>>818476
>>818492
>>818494
Love all shroomanons

No. 818504

File: 1622256966229.jpg (65.31 KB, 640x480, ka_pow.JPG)


No. 818510

File: 1622257614680.png (581.56 KB, 539x702, lionsmane.png)

lion's mane mushroom coolest mushroom

super good for your brain and promotes lucid dreaming I wanna run my fingers through it

No. 818512

File: 1622258121025.jpeg (70.28 KB, 520x563, inky-cap-mushroom.jpeg)

>>818510
I like the gooey-looking ones. They're honestly so beautiful.

No. 818515

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>>818469
why do I sense that this is discharge komaeda-chan? it probably isn't but I know she is smart like this.

No. 818519

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No. 818527

I know disgusting biological freaks find lots of solidarity with fungi, but please stop no one finds you amusing. Even borzoi and Anya posters are better than you. Go ferment elsewhere.

No. 818534

>>818527
Only pussies are scared of fungi. Seethe.

No. 818543

File: 1622262148266.jpg (136.93 KB, 725x482, Brands 01.jpg)

i love when games make up brands for clothes/food.

No. 818546

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No. 818550

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>>818546
Near scared me seeing this on the main page kek

No. 818559

>>818527
You must be fun at parties

No. 818568

>>818546
this gif sent me

No. 818577

>>818559
Go back to reddit

No. 818712

>>811557
no, you are.

No. 818813

>>818182
God I hate her fucking mouth. It’s so uncanny

No. 818889

>>817900
beautiful

No. 819061

File: 1622331358719.jpeg (37.68 KB, 828x481, 48F7BC45-13CA-4A59-AEE2-F05C51…)


No. 819066

My name is candle

No. 819071

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No. 819074

>>819071
blessed image

No. 819077

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>>818527
anon you’re only pissed off because your pussy probably smells like fungi, btfo fungi-chans the club

No. 819081

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" is the funniest fucking joke and if you don't appreciate it, you are not clever.

No. 819086

File: 1622336759588.jpg (5.42 MB, 7795x3203, pixlr_20210529215840291.jpg)

Gus, Star Wars Gus and capeshit Gus

No. 819105

>>819086
he should play as new black panther in chadwick’s honor. gus anon would become a marvel stan so quick

No. 819113

File: 1622342110017.png (42.84 KB, 325x343, audible eye sparkle.png)

>>819105
Well I mean, I would have to watch those movies if they made such an excellent casting decision

No. 819116

>>819113
So did you watch the other two Gus versions from picrel? >>819086

No. 819121

>>819116
I didn't know Giancarlo was in Star Wars, I never saw any but the first one, but he's easily the best part of The Boys

No. 819127

>>819121
He's not in the movies, he's part of the mandalorian series! You can easily watch it as a standalone series, all you need to know it that it happens 5 years after Darth Vader's death (the fall of the Empire, kinda like if it was 5 years after Hitler's death)
My boyfriend kinda think he's the best part of the Mandalorian series as well (with baby Yoda and the IG unit robot)

No. 819147

>>814072
torchwood reboot when

No. 819197

File: 1622356591155.jpeg (400.27 KB, 2048x1632, 09F9CD12-DFF5-4AEF-83F6-AF7AAF…)

>>818527
how come every time farmers are having fun being weird or learning me things, someone shows up to shit on it

No. 819241

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Just ate way too many of those goddamn wasabi soy flavored almonds and I'm extra stupid because I need to go to bed soon. Seriously all the varieties of savory flavored almonds are WAY too easy to snack on. These bad boys were gone in like four days, I can at least make the Wasabi Soy last longer.

No. 819250

File: 1622364142626.jpg (19.95 KB, 620x332, 20210508_121041.jpg)

sexy

No. 819257

>See art of straight ship that I like
>Go to the sauce
>Turbo fujo webtoon creator that appreciates male tiddies
BASTE AF

No. 819259

>>819250
what condition is the one of the left suffering from

No. 819260

>>819259
He's made out of candle wax.

No. 819262

>>819259
paul danoism, uncurable

No. 819264

File: 1622366932047.jpg (80.2 KB, 728x970, fq44ms40yd561.jpg)

Her song is called Gimme More because that's all you people want from her is more moRE MORE MORE MOOOOOOORE
LEAVE ME ALONE

No. 819290

File: 1622372441080.gif (2.68 MB, 500x375, supa-dupa-15.gif)

I thought I was thinking but I was actually speaking out loud. I told my boyfriend "I can burn down your house and fly to Nicaragua and change name" It was just an intrusive thoguht and it means nothing but now he looks at me funny. Oops

No. 819295

File: 1622373099180.jpeg (10.42 KB, 224x224, download.jpeg)

I block your path and say "Ow wAhAhAhOW" what will you do

No. 819319

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No. 819323

>>819319
fuck that bald loser I hope he chokes on lyrium

No. 819325

>>819319
egg husbando

No. 819330

>>819323
>>819325
the duality of man

No. 819502

File: 1622401882153.gif (1.8 MB, 638x438, d508faf47d1ca203e73a856542733f…)

I think about this everytime I cook frozen pizza

No. 819504

File: 1622402070284.gif (1.43 MB, 260x173, its_done.gif)

>>819502
Pizza's ready nonnies!

No. 819508

>>819504
Is this Silent Hill

No. 819544

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No. 819546

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No. 819562

>>819502
thank you for bringing this into my life, can't wait for the next time I cook frozen pizza so I can dance like this

No. 819623

>>819544
I love you bro, no homo, no homo

No.