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Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
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I throw this at you ? What do you do ?
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coming to pickup Mr. Shrew
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wat te fuk did yuo jest fackeng say abaot me, yuo litel BIPCH? Il hav yuo knoe i gradated top of mie clas in the Navy Shrews, an iv ben involve in nummerus secrit rades on Alkaeda, an i hav over 300 confermd kills. I are traned in elifant warfir an im the top snyper in the entir US armid forses. Yuo ar nuthing to mee but jsut anutor targit. I wil wiep yuo thi fuk out wif presishin the lieks ov wich has nevir bin sene befoar on this Erth, mark mi fuckeng woerds. Yuo thenk yuo cen get awae wiv sayeing that shet to ME ovor de imternets? Thenks agen, fuckor. Aes wi speke i am conntakteng mi secrit netwerk ov spize aecross the uessay an yuro IP is bing sneffed rite now zo yuo betir prapar for teh storm, maget. Th sturm tat wieps out tth patetic litel theng yuo cal yuro lief. Yuor fuckeng DED, noaselet. I can bee aniwer. Enytime, an i can kil yuo in ovar seben hundrad difrint waes, jost wif my NOASE. Not oanly ami egstensably traned in noase combat, but i hav axess to thr entyr arzenal of the Yoonited staets Sneff Corps an i wel yuse it to its ful ektent to wiep yuor mizerable noase of th faes ov de comtinant, yuo litel shipt. Ef oanly yuo cood hav nown wat umhoaly retibushun yuor litle clevir coment wes aboat to breng down upan yuo, maebiy yuo wood hav helt yuro fuckeng tung. But yuo codent, did yuo, an now your peyeng de prise, yuo gotdam iddeot. I wil shipt foory al ovor yuo and yuo wel droawn in et. Yuore fuckeng ded, bipch.
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I think you mean kira quin dite za dusto
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Me when I go swimming (haha just kidding I'm 100% rock hard lean muscle, my muscles are so dense I sink to the bottom with an acceleration of 25 metres per second squared as soon as I step into the water because I'm so muscular. I can't swim)
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BAKA BAKA BAKA
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Writing "y'all" is culturally appropriating the Texans
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I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY
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Hey farmers ! Have you confessed your sins in the confession thread today ? I hope so !
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shut up jesus>>799891
I legitimately think shrews are cute but the pic was too irresistible
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nooo this might inspire me to have similar dreams. the pool sex one in particular, I'd rather not have the other one
though not planing to sleep much between now and mid next week, have 3 projects due, help manifest decent grades for me nonas
t. a squirrel
Yeah, we're on to you, you little critter. Go eat some nuts!
Fuck I too wanna dream about actor dicc, please tell me your secrets
Whenever I dream about actors is just too realistic, they are either on tv or just ignore me
I am very horny and heavily repressed, so it comes naturally, it also comes with having an imagination from hell
when in said celeb crush's career is he the most attractive to you? magnify what about him you like, where he is the most sexually magnetizing, and consume media, interviews, motives that reflect your favorite things about him. find outfits you like, find events and ideas you like, get a feel for it. I'd say pick an age and time frame of his career specifically, but that's completely up to you, although if it helps narrow down what "form" you want
all this may bring about a better mental image of him in a dream, even allowing you to create a scenario in your head before you dream it
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I guess that's my problem then, I am too much of a Stacy and I am not sexually repressed enough
my ex bf had a tantrum leaving mcdonalds cause they messed up his order. he threw the burger on the ground in the parking lot and then later sobbed at the gas station asking if i still loved him after witnessing all this.
i have not dated since him and this was in 2017
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whattup bitches im here to stir fry up some shit
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giant plate of korokke please!!
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one bitchass hoe racket coming right up
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THE shitposting hideout
fuck is THAT why i couldn't do it
wouldn't be a problem anymore LOL
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Happy motehrs day bobby
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Please I just want cock inside my wussy
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Listening to the the Guitar Hero 2 playlist to feel something
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is that… an ariana
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This little guy can't even drink on the job because he's lactose intolerant. But so am I, so how will either of us know what's good on the menu?!
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I was thinking yesterday how guitar hero has the best loading screens and menus and general user interface design out of all the games I've ever played
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fat autistic trans lesbian appreciation post
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love to eat burgers I'm a burger f slur but only for cheese borgy
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after a good spergout i wanna kiss whoever i argued with
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This is the energy I feel tonight
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I remember watching this moment in Banana Fish and being like this
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1 hour Explosive diharrea
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Lolcow really is my place to stay, here I feel very at ease, it's like my personal therapy and entretainment website. I can be an unapologetically insane woman that judges other unapologetically insane women, but I'm cool.
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My ex bf literally looks like this, I'm so sorry for doing that to myself.
Shit really craving a kiss like this rn
Hopefully in my dreams, cause imma sleep soon
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this place is the closest to ideal because we can be unfiltered and even when we infight I know like >>803961
said there is still love among us. I also want to hug others here all the time, kiss and make up. granted I don't like the gossip side much anymore (I know that's the point of the site) and disagree with anons a lot but it is still good here in other ways I can't leave!
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Ouiser is my favorite from Steel Magnolias, watch the movie please
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shlap shlap shlap shlap shlap shlap shlap
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thank you and goobye
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For my dearest carrey chan
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Good evening weebs, neets, hikkis, and stank hoes
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another moment where the liberal cultural marxist media gets their facts wrong, for your information SNOWFLAKE these are piss bags
deuxmoi, is a random blind item blog, take them with a grain of salt, however, I love blinds about him, true or not
PING PONG KEK
I always thought he wasn't hooking up with ariana thoughis there hope for me yet, considering I actually do have a decent sized ass?
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I wish I didn't see this
Can’t escape this party scene
Hell with countess, now I’m queen
You can catch me on the street
Fabulous and looking sweet
All decked out head to toe
Six-inch heels, don’t you know
Men will come and men will go
Love yourself and it’ll show
And it feels so good
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vent art uwu
Vent identifies as a vent and that’s valid
, don’t be such a bigot.
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Lolcow is like my sekrit girl club, I have no fucking friends irl but here I can pretend I'm a stacy and we all paint our nails and listen to "no tears left to cry" as we read the newest Azealia Banks twitter shenanigans.
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Oh! Hey mommy. Didn't think you'd get out the shower so quickly. I was playing with some shaving cream while you were doing your thang. Haha. I wish you didn't pee in the shower though. I wanna be able to hear it because it sounds like frying chicken haha. I like that about you.
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YES MY IDOL I feel blessed and ready to prove all the bipches that doubted me wrong. I kiss your tiny feets, thank you!
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i miss shrew posting anon
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I wanna have sex and then have NACHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I see what you're doing there, very sly
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something by youuuuu maaaakes me feeeeeel like a dangerouuus womaaaaaaan
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it's "bout' you", not "by you"
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YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shout out to the farmer who made me discover pui pui molcars, I hope she is doing ok
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is that you ? I have answered your message on the vent thread!!!
Oh I understand! Thank you for helping us kek!>>806848
thank you, me too!
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I want to have sex
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>tfw feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so you wait awhile to eat again, feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so you wait awhile to eat again, feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so you wait awhile to eat again, feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so you wait awhile to eat again, feel sick from not eating so you eat and feel even MORE sick and shit everything out after 10 minutes so
WHY CAN'T I FUCKING DIGEST ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GAY ASS STOMACH FUCK YOU LET ME EAT
Wooow are you me??
Sounds like you have bad IBS, there’s also some condition where your bowels work way too fast (it’s the opposite of gastroparesis)
Do you have periods of time during the month where do dont poop for a few days though?
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I mean, this exercise is amazing.
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I use an AD block browser yet the thread is still there at /m/!!!!
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I kek'd, well played nonita
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I know it's retarded to still use wojaks but i dont care!
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I'm here for the normie representation. And here I was, thinking I didn't have a seat at the table with you guys.
I'm 3/5 normie, 1/5 radfem and 1/5 weeb
Well memed, nonette
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One normie representing
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were the lolcow all along.
I wish nonnies, I wish. I am a nonperson both offline and online.
To be honest, I don't think this meme is thorough enough. It doesn't even have an oldfag wojak.
middle row is the best kek
there should be one for the au(r)tistic lc users who make memes, thread pics, banner art etc.
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kek, great work, just here to report that the lesbian one is weirdly accurate
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I have done that before
and to micky moon too
Lmao I love it, please make more nonnie
(rooting for the BPDfags and autists)
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Sorry nonna but the representation of the radfem was bothering me, I fixed it to be makeup-less (a more accurate representation) and she has a daring face now.
Also fixed the yellow text to make it more readable
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I'm op from >>807473
thank you for the additions nonnies, also thanks for the additions >>807700
I feel like it's too cluttered to add the autist, maybe someone better than me can help me organize this
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I found corpse husband
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I’d advise to get off this website. I know this tiny little imprisoning box called a phone or computer can be very hypnotizing but I advise to free yourself because it’s going to destroy your life. Stop wasting your time here where you can’t even see anyone’s faces and true personalities.
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Do you unironically save images like this? Be honest.
This is great. I love that there are so many user archetypes, and they're all so accurate.
Also, I agree that tranny janny pic is 10/10. You're amazing for cataloguing all the autism and wacky characters of this site, anon.
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maybe it was that she wanted a Victorian style romance or a Victorian style storyline with said teacher and typed it out? pardon me I'm tapping into limited brainpower for this one
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Samefag, one of her responses in the previous caps thread lol
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Was watching midsommar and thought about lain
I'm not exactly any of them but I share many similarities with multiple. Also>the lowest caste of the lolcow social pyramid
Who are the highest caste on lolcow?
Thanks for explaining this, I love that her incredibly flowery post ended in a reee I used to type like this when I was younger, it brings back fun yet cringey memories>>806800>>807942
Wholesome, bless this hellsite
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RIGHT NOW IM IN A STATE OF MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND I WANNA BE IN LIKE ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IVE GOT NO MORE TEARS TO CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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I like garlic bread despite myself
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I'm interacting bla bla
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doing taxes one day before tax deadline
I'm so lazy I just wanna file late and ask for an extension I don't wanna do this
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GODDD IS A WOOOMAAAAAAN
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did you make this because it's really funny
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Is it weird to be fully adult and still want calico critters? I never got them when I was a child, but now I’m an adult and can afford to buy them. I want to make a whole town and play with them and create stories… Is that too autistic? It’s just like the sims but cuter, isn’t it? And I’d want to sew unique outfits for them too. Like winter war coats and spring ball gowns. This seems like a hobby that could very well take up many hours of time out of my week. At least 10.
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It’s nice, nonnie
, I’m honestly excited about being able to save for some sets that I want so I can play with them and take lots of pretty pictures of them for shitty memes
I hope they release some schnauzer family! That would seal the deal with me!
one of my fave tiktokers is an account and just does a bunch of weird stories with them. whoever that nonny
is, i love her
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I want a man like this
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Lolcow calico critter party
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I would love that so much.>>809422i can’t stop making calico critters memes, send help
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Wait, sonic isn’t a feminist and he’s always trying to avoid this poor Doctor to get his world domination? Sonic is shit, let’s bully that blue bastard!
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what a weird day today at the farm
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
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Take me, have your wicked way with me
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I'm making tost at 3 am
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I can't promise you it hasn't been eaten yet but I offer you this pizza
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I really want some pizza.
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sometimes I see a pic and think "I gotta show this to the lolcow girls" it's nice that we are almost like friends but anonymous. often harsh to each other but friendly.
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new midwestern emo band
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come play with us nonni…
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whoever did this i love u
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it's that time of the day again
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same, I have so many stupid photos saved just so I can post them here kek. It's a nice feeling, I love it here
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follow the rules
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I am suddenly illiterate
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This must be great, it says it’s for lady.
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But I like looking at the sun!
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Ok anons I don't know if this is the right thread or not but I need to post about this.
Picking my teeth feels /really/ good. Like, sexual levels of good. I use one of these lil bitches and the feeling of slowly penetrating between my teeth and rubbing the pick on the inside of my irritated gums hurts but is sooo satisfying. It isn't fair to call it sexual because I don't feel it in my clit or anything I can't compare it to any other sort of pleasure, the ache is really dull yet overwhelming and I love rubbing the pick between the teeth where it hurts the most.
The gaps between my teeth are really small and I don't really floss (I have adult braces so i pick) so maybe that's why it makes me have mouth gasms.
Do any of you relate to this???
Sadly yes, always enjoyed hurting my gums. As a teenager, I used to push my nails into them, even kinda "bite". I have some picks at home and every now and then I get triggered
and spend minutes pushing them between my teeth. It's dangerous if you do this too often, you can erode your gums or something (don't want to look it up, but found out when I googled the topic for the same reason you posted).
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nta but gums and mouths in general are sensitive. If’s very understandable.>>811143
I’m like this too but with my electric toothbrush and soft bristles kek. The bristles in my gums feels so clean and refreshing. I’d brush my teeth upwards of 4 times a day if it wasn’t unhealthy. Kits like picrel are also really good. I think it’s the psychological satisfaction of having a superbly clean mouth that make it so relieving. After using either the metal or floss picks I used to go in with harsh mouthwashes because the contrasting burn felt soooo good. It’s definitely some sort of weird mental thing because it’s not actually sexual. Idk why it feels so fucking satisfying.>>811149>>811157>>811155
To curb potentially harming your gum line you have you tried the water flossers? It’s supposed to be safer. I think also the flossing falls into some kind of ASMR category, I wouldn’t watch people get their teeth cleaned but it’s relaxing listening to the sounds and getting mine cleaned at the dentist. I wish they sold the water and air hoses for domestic use purposes.
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It doesn’t work, I’m so mad, I wanted some dating simuiton for lady!
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Hell’s living room.
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put fae/faer pronouns in my instagram bio so i can secretly mock people who scramble to accommodate my bullshit identity
Can you imagine this coffee table but in an adam driver
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Not to get into a dispute who is hot or not, but we deserve sociopathic sexymen tables after we've been subjected to pic related for years. If a scrote claims that equality has been achieved, I will ask him why I can't buy a glass table held by a sexualized male figure in the nearest furniture store. Hell, in any store.>>811405
If you reverse search, the table is handmade and OOAK. Some random rich bitch instagram fashionista owns the entire room. She's not any of the Hadids tho
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There are some, but it's not as common
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It’s a nice touch for a hotel or a big house/apartment though, specially if it’s near a garden with a pool or next to the pool/jacuzzi bar.
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Good morning lolcow! Let's all do our best today, let see what is available to discuss…
>people who claim everyone is a pedophile
o-oh okay, see ya tomorrow!
>>811588>You see a lot more female nudity in art and film than you see male nudity
Yes, because the female body is objectively better looking even as a straight woman.>We need to start objectfyingm men more
All attempts have flopped for good reason. The vast majority of the population just isn't interested.
I agree with >>811521
I think even without the objectification of women, women in general are just more attractive than men. and I'm bi, so it's not like I'm not attracted to men. Straight women might see it differently though
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I'm a straight woman, I 100% disagree
Hmm male triceps and tiddies, I also love how usually is do flat and rectangularish, but slightly soft.
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lmao imagine being this new
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….. so no bara tiddies?
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oh my god, I can't. Thanks for the keks
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Do not take the bait anonitas
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Thanks nonnies. I was sad y’all didn’t wanna see. I shall spam more
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I feel like farmhand has a different definition of tourettes. He just yells scrote but I don't think it's very tourettesy. I'm glad he got banned quick though. He's like a gnat.
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I find picrel little guy cute.
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There's estrogen and then there's estroongen
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Clink clink, nonnie
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I like how the side bitch is right behind kimmy and his main bitch
Edit - >>811898
I fucked up lol
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I am sick of real bras, I am done with real bras, this is all I'm wearing for the rest of my life
if my tits go in my pits, then that's where god wants them to be
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Hear, hear! I've stopped wearing wired bras due to money issues (good and comfy ones run between $20-30 and sometimes more) But turns out they're just damn comfortable to wear.
From what I've read, there's still no real decision about whether wearing a bra has any effect on boob sagging.
The whole thing is weird, you would think that bouncing around would make it worse but cardio exercise tightens those muscles that they sit afaik. I don't expect a real decision in the bra divide in my lifetime but I'll take the risk of saggy boobs over the discomfort of a bra
I thought that was a myth.
I decided way before I had boobs that I would never wear a bra and haven't looked back since and I really dont regret it. The most Ive done is worn nipple covers. One strange thing I have noticed is that my boobs never hurt when I exercise or run but all of my friends who do wear bras always seem to complain about it.
man I always hear both, it's like that shit where every three years they decide eggs are either bad for you or good for you, I have no idea what's right
anyway, I let em swing, who's gonna stop me
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how is it that even death can be cute
someone fucking explain this
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Just so you guys know, these sorts of images are used to fish for personal information on people.
>Your social security number + your mothers birth name = your goth name!
Not this one, but fair warning for those who see this shit on facebook.
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It's a joke. A lot of these ask for shit like your first pet's name, the street you grew up on etc. Common security question answers.
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masked man hot
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You have to be clearly retarded to read those and think it’s harmless, also, the real >this is your ____
A>birthday>first letter of your name
B>first letter of your first name>first letter of your last name
Any other information would make people think it’s suspicious as fuck.
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the guys who made me feel like a grotesquely huge amazon freak back in the day grew into mad manlets lmao
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who wants to play [your name] the hedgehog! i managed to find an actually cute one
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My hedgehog is pretty, I wish she had another pair of shorts or in another color though.
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None came up for my irl name or my main alias so I used a nickname I rarely go by anymore
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You could say the other results that came up were conventionally attractive, but this first result I got is absolutely the hedgehog I deserve>>812323
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Thanks, I hate it.
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she looks so cute daww
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This one is somewhat well drawn, though it's not nearly as cute as yours rip
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i want a pet gengar
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I want love
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why have I never thought of this? currently finding the hejjihoggu of everyone i know
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I got timed out for the first time after using this site for 6 months, mods….why do you hate me?
I just and call scrotes and whores ugly, thats all.
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I did not expect to get anything at all
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doesn't drinking milk with alcohol = guaranteed puke? I want to puke
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Do you even lift, sis? Can you squat your dog?
, someday I will squat with my doggo.
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Would be sad if I couldn't considering he's rat-sized
aww omg this is exactly how my dog looks. >>813103
ill give my dog a hug for you anon.
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I like my hedgehog she has a cute dress and ice powers>>812207>>809503
You are my people
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I read a Dragon Age fic the other night where Hawke used blood magic to force Anders to jerk off. I keep laughing about it what the fuck
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this is haunting
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Hm I dunno, the twitter account I found her on had a picture with her using ice powers but nothing is written… I bet that blue brooch has something to do with it. I just know it. No 13 year old would pass an opportunity to give their character a magical necklace.
By the way my best friend used to have a jolteon character and she wore a blue magical gem necklace too. Also her uncle was raikou and she could change her type
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all yuo bipches kin komaeda
but I got the real good kin right here
I want to kin the dumb hot muscular stacy
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get in the fucking robot shinji
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I love these ads
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It's called EUPHORIA you big terf
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The game isn't anything like the ads and kind of sucks tho
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I love her too>>813918
shut up Thom
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Lilly would stay in the relationship threads
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This is my last Lilly Spam
I wish they'd pay me, the game actually sucks and isn't like the ads. I watched this video putting all the Lilly Garden's Ads in order to make it one full story. I liked the art style and how dumb it all is, I started to stan.
The game is nothing like the ads.
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The video is too big for me to download without taking forever but here is the link- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yztM2yKwDZE
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I miss the old ellen
I seriously can't get over how uncanny the resemblance is. >>814102
How the fuck does she suddenly look at least 15 years older than she is and at the same time like a whiny teenage boy? Her skin is sagging really bad and her features are just deteriorating, she looks nothing like she used to. Is she on drugs or something? It seriously looks concerning, she's only 34.
>>814267>How the fuck does she suddenly look at least 15 years older than she is and at the same time like a whiny teenage boy?
Anorexia nervosa>Her skin is sagging really bad and her features are just deteriorating
It's because of anorexia nervosa>Is she on drugs or something?
She has anorexia nervosa
Seriously guys? I thought awareness of that illness is high in the general population, but I guess not.
That sucks but also always seems to be the same with many mobile games
What's the game actually like? Thanks for the video link btw
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a greedy gross not-like-the-other-girls slut instead of a sad complex pretty boy with phenomenal lore and a following of skilled fujo fanartists?
uhhh you can keep her
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ALL THIS SPICY MELTS MY ICY EDGES
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Recent events brought this beautiful memory back into my life
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attention ATTENTION, i'm easily triggered by TURTLES, i repeat, i'm EASILY TRIGGERED BY TURTLES!!!!
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OI JOSUKE IS THAT YOU
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I fucking want my fried chicken nachos back taco bell
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SNIIIFFFFFFF SNRRRRRRRRRRRK HURM SMELLS LIKE SCROTE
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I want to get drilled, seeded, and bred, I want a big leaking creampie on my wussy, very creamy and warm with a beautiful post orgasm bliss
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I want to unread this post
This reminds me of the horny jail escapee that we have at that
thread on /m/ and I honestly love her because her posts are a mix of funny, insane, horny yet very vanilla with a pint of relatable. Maybe someday it will get old, but today is not that day
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This could be us
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Me too nonny
. Just with a big strong and tall bara tiddied man
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. Ditto, nonnie
. With a very specific one as well. Great pic
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>tfw I just discovered that talc near the vulva can cause cancer
What the fuck, I just discovered a few days ago that I could put some talc so my pussy stopped itching, and now I can’t use it because it causes cancer??
At least I’ve learned about it before I decided to use talc on a daily basis or something like that, I hope I can find some alternatives soon.
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NTA but I wish they didn't make His into such a disposable character by the end of the trilogy. Like, he never was super important, but the spy shit was straight up cartoonish, I laughed out loud.
I guess most, if not all characters were a joke by the end of the third movie.
the force awakens is the only one that exists solely because of how much i love him and the potential he had in that one.
tlj and tros are trash for what they did to him, seeing kylo is just a bonus.>>815152
he appears in all three of the new trilogy, albeit not very often. his best scenes are in the first one imo!
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thanks. I saw the first and was neutral toward him but he's growing on me thanks to fans like you hyping him kek. time to marathon!
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He does. But I'll already warn you that he has like 10min of screen time at most
in each film.
I wish it was more because his character had potential imo and because I wish he had more interactions with Kyle Ron and I am lowkey fujo and wish it had more fanfic fuel for them to hate fuck>>815156
I personally prefer TLJ overall as a movie but yeah, they did His dirty there, but was still salvageable. By the third movie he could be plotting to take Kylo down (in a real, effective way) and the main villains could be him and Kylo, plus Kylo vs Hux. But nah, bring palpatine back and kill
Hux only to have another character identical to him in his place lol
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My fucking phone keep autocorrecting HUX as HIS REEEEEE
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kylo is literally a kyle lol
hey it's no worries!! it's always really exciting when people find a fondness for him, he's great! i hope you have a blast marathoning!>>815162
i honestly think they had no idea what they were doing beyond halfway through tlj, and the inclusion of palpatine at all was so fucking stupid it bored me to tears to see it lol.at least i have a nonsensical amount of fanart and fanfic to read with him and kylo.
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Kek glad to see you here, nonette, I'm your fan>>815174
I like it both ways, this fanart is great imho
Hopefully someday Disney will make an animated series focusing on the trilogy characters so I can have more Kylux interactions and even Reylo
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also why is he holding a cat? I didn't think there could be cats in star wars? disney truly stopped trying, is cute though
damn this thread is starting to get too focused, here's my shitpost meme pic attached
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The cat was actually just an injoke made by one of the writers, it's not canon only in my heart
He said the ashes from this scene were actually just Millicent's (the cat) litterbox and the joke spread.
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one of the writers said that hux owns an orange tabby named millicent. there's also talk of him owning a powder blue couch. it's mostly jokes but the fans include it in their personal canon too. (me included.)
throwing the focus to this pic so it's not sw-centric. look at how mischievous this little kitten is.
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My mom used to shop at the salvation army when I was young and she'd just get a shit ton of toys & books. She brought the pink one of these "Wuv Luv" toys home.
They give birth to those derpy babies.
I had the mom on the right and the baby in the center
it would not give birth after hours of labor and I eventually preformed a c-section by breaking it
but the pouch velcros back shut, so like, I guess that's like when a woman's stomach muscles never rejoin
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good night (for me)
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How many breads have you eaten in your life, Nonnies?
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When I played in Bridgeport for the first time in the sims 3, I was looking at all the different sims living there to decide who I would like to play as. I saw Polly with her coat which looked fancy in the thumbnail and thought she was some cool rich lady. Well guess what she has nothing to her name, literally lives in the basement and wears socks with sandals. But I felt bad for her and sent her to college and now she is a successful artist and lives in a house by the beach.
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I always make Sims 4 Bella Goth super hot. I only change her and Cassandra Goth.
I have mods to make the boobs bigger, sometimes I make Bella bottle Blonde and all she does is cheat on her husband with every hot sim she sees. Other times I make her super goth whose obsessed with vampires.
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>mfw I can read the greek thread thanks to extensive mathematical torture
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I also make over these Sims every single time I play the game.
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They feed us poison then give us false cures while making are true medicine illegal
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Me too, but it's because Slav runes are very similar to Greek runes
Me too, I put that pink newsboy cap on Yuki, it looks so cute>>815477
Thanks I liked it, I'm so happy so many people in the comments love Polly too.
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Risking it all for a dumb experiment
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my thoughts exactly
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It's me strutting through /ot/
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kek I laughed so fucking hard
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2 cups grated cucumber (from about 1 medium 10-ounce cucumber, no need to peel or seed the cucumber first, grate on the large holes of your box grater)
1 ½ cups plain Greek yogurt
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons chopped fresh mint and/or dill
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 medium clove garlic, pressed or minced
½ teaspoon fine sea salt
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gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.." … da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…" (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~*xxx
I think I posted him before. It's DG, frontman of Misthyrming.
I'm not a stalker I swear but I found his metal archives profile and it's called gonzalizimio kek
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I kinda want this but I guess nobody cares about hornyposting ITT (maybe)
Or maybe just post in the fantasy thread?
I personally just talk about how much I want dick right here
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Yes on my menstrual cycle I get horn and form stupid crushes. I need a site to track them all. Pic related
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What does he says?
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lmfao you have clearly never watched a single video of ours together holy shit. we're in a full time bdsm relationship based on dynamic, not some vanilla bedroom only thing. i worship his holiness 24/7. but thanks for providing us with material for our next 'salty beta' video
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Come on nonnie
, we all know satan is a twink.
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I think he's too muscular to be a Twink tho
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me and a nonny laffin at males
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the composition and angle of this fucking photo. even if it weren't who I were horning over shamefully and shamlessly
my eyes would direct straight to the pants
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oh man don't tempt me. I am making this cute tradwife sim with kids, when I got to the husband I stopped and closed the game to think about it. on the one hand she is trad, and her husband could be made hot, but the horny in me also wants to make a sexy big boob neighbor lady who she divorces him for. but that breaks the trad role… Maybe she just cheats with her and he doesn't care because (outdated view about lesbians because he is stupid). or I can skip the husband altogether and make them married lesbians. much to think about
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I'll never understand why this excuse of a game has a fandom in the first place and more than two games. Is it the crappy designs? The poorly constructed story? The one-dimensional stereotypes they call "characters"? I won't get it… The only thing I do understand is, if you like this… "thing", you should go to a therapist or an ophthalmologist. Maybe both.
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The shit I stumble accross on tumblr is sometimes pretty funny
welcome to th Nut House indeed
I am the >#EngagedAtheist
I have transcended theism, m'lady tips fedora
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how do the hornyposters get so horny? my sex drive is basically dead, not even images or written smut does much for me anymore. i'm not on meds either>>815983>or I can skip the husband altogether and make them married lesbians
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I honestly haven’t been truly horny in a really long time, I just pretend to be horny, then I get horny.
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i think a troon is making my pizza why do they ruin everything
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I have kittems too, fostering them for a shelter
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It's literally food and there's hormones already in most food, if anything was there it'd get shit boiled off in the oven
this has to be the strangest nitpick, I could care less who makes a pizza as long as it turns out well
or just imagine it's this guy making your pizza, tazz
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Scrotes are extremely boring and unfunny. Im the funniest bitch alive
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well memed nonuita banana, here is my contribution
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I fucking love boohbahs
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I'm literally in love with you
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I want to annihilate this delicious dapper cherry boy
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I feel good TANANANANANANA~
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hands you this take good care of him
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Oh it’s foobieboobie! Fancy seeing you here
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pic reminds me of this.
ichi a best btw
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"you don't make a love spell for a man, you just fuck him hard"
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Spongebob has some nice cake.
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KEK thank you for putting this image in my life
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I love this fucking anime
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Don’t listen to her >>816519
, ichi is the best brother and this is a fact of nature. You can’t find a fictional scrote who is so socially inept that he will chimp out and shit on a counter just anywhere, you know.
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Enough. Post muscle women NOW
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>>816653>At least post other husbandos or whatever
well this is gonna trigger
anonas extra hard
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don't need necks to coom. i'll throw in burnt toast to balance things out
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When I said ichimatsu is a nasty bitch, I meant that in the most loving way possible. He's stinky but i love him
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this is gross and you should feel bad>>816694>>816697
this is based and you should feel smart
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Superior husbando incoming
Beefy body tiddies, introvert, has a doctorate, is a DILF and love animals. Also, can your husbando lit 5 cigarettes, turn them in his mouth with them still lit? Yeah, I didn't think so.
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yes. post some real men itt
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>tfw no threesome with Fire and Ice duo
We could listen to fire & ice while watching that gay skating men movie with the fire & ice scene as we fuck.
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begone weebs PLEASE BEGONE
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i'm going to keep posting more boys out of spite tbh
purple a best
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I guess this is a husbando thread now
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my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife
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That's Joseph Joestar and he cheated on his wife with only one woman
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I only like pretty boys if they look too much like 3dpd i get scared and disgusted
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for starters you have to be an animal to be a jojo fan in the first place
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boygroups can go fuck themselves though
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some of you were given government approved processed shit as babies and I can tell
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that's it 3dpd time again, unspoiled>>816773
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You ever cry Bcs 3D men are so ugly? Bc that was me this morning
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y'all are dickriders and I deadass cannot relate
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what is it about matsus that awakes in people so much autistic horniness? even i used to draw porn of them back in 2016 when I was a teen…
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are you implying that monstrosity in your image looks any better
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IN ARMOR ONLY
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>should just rename this retard the website
even raiding scrotes are funny twice a day
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What’s with you anons and 2d character with inflated egos and commitment issues >>816776
Please start posting this shit in the husbando thread or something before you get banned, because I like the oso content. Or there should be an osomatsu containment thread for geniuses like us.
after getting over my weebshit fatigue I'd rather like a real human who looks and acts cartoonish
nothing wrong with that if that makes sense
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toji tojitotitties jitojitojtitties itojitoji tojitoji toji toji tojiv tojitoji toji tojititties titties tojititties tojitojitojitojititties vtojitotitties jivtojitojitoji toji v vtojitojitoj
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Excuse me but Diluc is supposed to be babyfaced, skinny and cute. And getting a rough fucking from Kaeya.
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because the matsus themselves are horny. like attracts like. i wish more 2d guys canonically fapped tbh
last one for now
>>816810>i wish more 2d guys canonically fapped tbh
excuse me what
now I'm interested
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Words to live by
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why are these?
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Also, why are these? In school I wanted on so bad, the kids would get them from the corner store. I had one and it tasted disgusting.
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but these are based
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you mixed up the dolphin part, a little.
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the first time I encountered these was at a carnival as a 5 or 6 year old. a fortune teller lady told me it was a love potion
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ew, I thought this was a joke. How did they taste?
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I love being a real woman and having a real functional pussy meow meow meow meowowowowowwwo
also I wish all males would an hero
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>>816694>tfw no stupid looking stitched up husbando to fug
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Hello can we be friends?
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Seeing if this works because I haven't tried black texting before
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Regular ketchup chips are my all time favourite, but this is an abomination
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Look at this
I thought >>816930
was a response to >>816929
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imma find some pajamas so i can look like TLC in this video
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Just like magic
Middle finger to my thumb and then I snap it
Just like magic
I get everything I want cause I attract it
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If it's not clear, I love TLC
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that's cringe, but I accept it
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I more or less guarantee Taylor Swift posts here, if the rumours from years ago of her posting on 4chan are true
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Kek I'm >>817109
and unfortunately I'm not Ariana Grande.
I wouldn't doubt though that Ari and Doja Cat use lolcow.
Ariana is a carreyfag.
Are you talking about Carrey-chan? It has been revealed since that there's more than one person lusting over Jim Carrey in the farms, hence why Ariana is one carreyfag but not the
Carrey-chan. She's iconic
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I guess I'm on this site way too much kek
You're right about Carrey-chan being the one making the kid grids and manifesting meeting him power to her, I'm doing it for her as well kek
, but she is from the US. She's just not from major cities like LA or NYC.
I used to think she was alone as well in her Carrey adoration maybe at her extent, she is
, but the current Unconventional Male Thread has shown that there is more than one Carrey admirer. Maybe like 3.
But she'll always be the one and only Carrey-chan in my heart, truly a pioneer.
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Bow to your lord and savior Korean Jeansus
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i kind of miss her
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kek yes I am the "main" but theres more than one, just nobody else who does stuff like the faceapping or manifesting. technically wasn't the first one who mentioned him here, but around the time of sonic last year was the first carreypost that sparked my interest. Then I saw the cursed movie, then covid happened. Hard cope for me
technology is developing at such a rate that you can do silly things with face AI, but it's also terrifying. I kinda worry my actions might be interpreted as malicious because people use face technology so fervidly to produce illegal and crass deepfakes. That's not ok… I find visual patterning and variation interesting, that's all there is to it. The actor guessing games from the faceapp thread were fun to make, picking the candidates was great, cutting out choices was the harder part. i do hope he or any of the other actors won't see any of this shit, but if they do, they do.
one day I will get there, one day I will get there, to where I want to be. if I don't, well, I'll try a forage the best life for me possible if I can bear it. this site helped me get through isolation to some extent. I'm happy about that. now if the world would go back to normal faster, that would be great!
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Ayrt, I am one of them but whenever someone mentions a Carreyfag I would always assume it's the one who pushes hard to meet him IRL and stuff, since she's the most memorable one.>>817168
There were lots of Carreyfags before in much, much older threads tbh
older than the threads from last year? I guess I was lurking predominantly cow boards before late 2019 & early 2020, and didn't utilize /ot/ and /g/ much, I don't remember seeing carreyfagging until around early 2020
I'll take your word for it. would love to go back much further into the sites archives for the hell of it. it's a lot of work but it'd be interesting to see what lc was like at the time of its formation
The actor guessing games were fun!
The faceapp thread can be a bit weird to me with the walls of generated near-identical AI children but it's not hurting anyone and I like when people are getting playful and having fun together with it>>817227
There are some very interesting discussions buried in /ot/ threads, I wish people were less afraid of bringing back old threads from the catalog
Stalin is truly the wet dream of women from tradthot thread. He genuinely hated all of the confident and strong women, but still enjoyed "actresses" that were seen to him as whores; He hated when a woman would dress up in something nice (stuff like Lacey underwear, elegant, puffy dresses and corsets) , preferring weak types, the ones who will sit in a corner quietly, like a mouse, and wear nothing but a bland, long clothing.>>817227
Yup! However, Carreyposting was pretty rare compared to current threads, after all his girlfriend's suicide is a difficult and rough topic, I've never seen people fangilring over Carrey that hard, only saying that he is attractive and stuff.
the faceswaps, the genderbends, the memes, everything else as well is great. it does stride into the uncanny valley, as AI often does, but it's all in good fun
no hurt in retooling old threads into new threads, I know it's technically forbidden to necro them but nobody said anything about reposting similar threads
Also I like when people find relevant posts from old threads and quote them back into new ones, it feels like the boards become a kind of library
Afaik necroposting on /ot/g/m/ isn't against the rules as long as you're adding new content or generating new conversation, unless the thread topic has become against the rules since it was last active but I can understand why people would rather not
Never knew that about Stalin, given his reputation as an infamous dictator it makes sense. Now you're making me want to research into this kek
I guess at this point I just don't expect shit from men, living or dead, enough to be fully disappointed when I learn they are or were scumbags. I'm disappointed, but not surprised. They're given the patriarchal pass to be more brazen about their degeneracy than women and the ability to get away with it when they possess wealth and status.
I'm just glad there are spaces where I can comfortably talk to other women about things I am too ashamed to address in public
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beaver one, beaver all
let's all do the beaver call
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oh my god same, fuck me
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wait wrong picture
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>my whole vision goes from black to light blue
>apparently I've unlocked my third eye
nice but I ve used up my monthly-spiritual-time allowance and its time to go back to being atheist
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>see a huge roach crawling to your direction in the bathroom
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I want Star Wars woman body pls
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Actress Daisy Ridley, she's the main character of the Disney Star Wars movies and she's very fit
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I also think her face is cute
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she just wants a friend nona
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I know this is bizarrely specific, but my cat's food was smelling exactly like a Happy Meal oily box from the 90s, especially the fries area. wat
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[x2] Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up
[x4] Back that pussy tease a motherfucker
[x2] Rub that shit it's yours bitch, grab his dick it's yours bitch
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Make way for ur fatty queen
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Took amberlynn's crown and bun… savage
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Couldn’t agree more. They’re like parasites but not the ones you can ignore because you can’t see them. Only worse, they don’t fear or feel anything. You can’t intimidate a mushroom. You can’t scare fungi into extinction. You can’t get revenge against them. In the end you die and will only be their food. They can live on you and feel nothing. They don’t even do it because of some sort of fucking survival instinct or need to fucking further the fungi kingdom. They do it because they can. You can’t use medicine or an exterminator to make them entirely go away. Literally all of them are like this and it’s insane. The scariest part is that if fungi were eradicated we’d probably die. People who eat moldy food scare me. I don’t trust them any more than I trust mushrooms. The concept of spores scares me. Spoiler for “hairy tofu”. Fungi fear is going to make me ocd and put bleach on everything one day. I should live in a filtered glass box.
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This is why I love mushrooms, praise be to our fungi overlords.
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agreed anon, I loved that mushroom episode of Hannibal. that's how I wanna go tbh but make it a ritual sacrifice to the almighty mushgod
That's their business. Imagine gatekeeping existence/survival.
I'm a mushroom whiteknight to the end
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>Tfw no fungi bf
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you’re being really mean and viscous to an anon with feelings in defense of a non-creature creature that thrives off the death of every cell in your body. STOP IT! This is proof mushrooms are bad and make people turn evil.
When I think about how mushrooms are evil, I unwantedly imagine mushroom spores sprouting in my bellybutton. It makes me feel really queasy and scared, so much that I prefer not eating anymore. I know spores can’t survive the digestion system (if this isn’t true don’t fucking correct me) but that’s my biggest fear. Toe fungi and infectious necrosis via spores from TLOU are my biggest nightmares. >>818290
We don’t need earth. Mushroom lovers are gaslighters…
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The Fungi Kingdom does not discriminate
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If you hate fungi, maybe you just need to look inside yourself. Embrace your mortality, decay is inevitable. It's all a natural process, nothing about it is malicious. The weak should fear the strong.
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Does this scare you?
Oh my GOD!
I think I fell in love…
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BTS’ in the soop. Not sure which episode.
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You're all going to be mushrooms one day nonatellas.
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Me listening to shoegaze alone in my room
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keep fighting the good fight anon!
No bpd here just a fun-gal>>818476>>818492>>818494
Love all shroomanons
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lion's mane mushroom coolest mushroom
super good for your brain and promotes lucid dreaming I wanna run my fingers through it
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I like the gooey-looking ones. They're honestly so beautiful.
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why do I sense that this is discharge komaeda-chan? it probably isn't but I know she is smart like this.
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i love when games make up brands for clothes/food.
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Near scared me seeing this on the main page kek
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anon you’re only pissed off because your pussy probably smells like fungi, btfo fungi-chans the club
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Gus, Star Wars Gus and capeshit Gus
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Well I mean, I would have to watch those movies if they made such an excellent casting decision
He's not in the movies, he's part of the mandalorian series! You can easily watch it as a standalone series, all you need to know it that it happens 5 years after Darth Vader's death (the fall of the Empire, kinda like if it was 5 years after Hitler's death)
My boyfriend kinda think he's the best part of the Mandalorian series as well (with baby Yoda and the IG unit robot)
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how come every time farmers are having fun being weird or learning me things, someone shows up to shit on it
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Just ate way too many of those goddamn wasabi soy flavored almonds and I'm extra stupid because I need to go to bed soon. Seriously all the varieties of savory flavored almonds are WAY too easy to snack on. These bad boys were gone in like four days, I can at least make the Wasabi Soy last longer.
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Her song is called Gimme More because that's all you people want from her is more moRE MORE MORE MOOOOOOORE
LEAVE ME ALONE
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I thought I was thinking but I was actually speaking out loud. I told my boyfriend "I can burn down your house and fly to Nicaragua and change name" It was just an intrusive thoguht and it means nothing but now he looks at me funny. Oops
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I block your path and say "Ow wAhAhAhOW" what will you do
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I think about this everytime I cook frozen pizza
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Pizza's ready nonnies!