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No. 798772

Previous Thread: >>790324

No. 798779

pic is washing machine nonnie

No. 798786

>>798779
I feel seen

No. 798816

The last one didn't even max out though

No. 798850

Every middle class person from the South (UK) who’s my age has literally the exact same personality. There’s so many at my uni and they are the most boring people I have ever met.

No. 798857

why are anons so ugly, it makes me cry and I can confirm this

No. 798859

>>798857
I know you're not talking about me.

No. 798860

>>798850
I feel like people in the UK are uniquely boring. I hate living here.

No. 798864

>>798779
The door opened after the wash finished fyi, I was a bit apprehensive it was going to get glued inside the mechanism but it didn't. Can't get over how handy I am.

No. 798867

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>>798857
Just accept it, boo

No. 798868

>>798857
Obviously, you can confirm crying by the tears

No. 798876

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Actually retarded thought but if agnes lost weight and got a little plastic surgery she’d look like kpop girl lia… really makes you think

No. 798879

>>798876
Who’s Agnes?

No. 798887

It's weird how Stephen King can write women when he's on coke and drinking but not when he's sober

No. 798888

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>>798876
>lose weight

Are you high? If she were to lose some of that baby fat that’s sustaining her whole head, she would be zipped into a black hole. If you think that’s fat then it’s fair of me to tinfoil that you’re an anachan

No. 798889

>>798879
Akidearest, the girl in the middle. She's a fat anituber

No. 798904

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>>798888
i hate anafags but she looks chunky to me
picrel from her most recent vid

No. 798906

>>798888
>babyfat
KEK I’m not even an anachan but there is no way you can claim agnes still has “babyfat”. That fat is so adult it’s got a mortgage. Are you sure you aren’t high? It’s okay because I am too. I had to be in order to see the facial similarities between them in the first place.

No. 798922

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>>798864
>you right now
ilu anon

No. 798927

I used to be convinced that iisuperwomanii person was a lesbian until she actually came out and now seems like The Straightest Woman who ever lived

No. 798934

>>798876
I don't think she's ever gonna lose weight though

No. 798936

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>>798906
>That fat is so adult it’s got a mortgage

No. 798953

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Bonnie Shapiro's kinda cute

No. 798954

>>798953
Wait no Belle Shapiro is probably better
Not gonna delete this just to change it though

No. 798958

>>798953
Literally looks exactly like that ltcorbis girl

No. 798972

>>798958
Damn, I forgot about her. I wonder where she is now

No. 798975

>>798972
Still making videos on some website called like “censored tv” or whatever about how the jews are destroying western civilisation

No. 798976

>>798975
Also is an “ex gay” now and runs an anachan/traumacore ig account

No. 798979

My whole life has just been a cycle of getting bangs, hating them, then waiting for them to grow out and I thought I was finally over it and managed to go like the whole pandemic without cutting them but last night I just had this overwhelming urge to do it and was convinced like this time will be the time it finally looks cute and obviously it didn’t. I wonder how long they’re going to take to grow out now I hate them so much.

No. 798984

>>798979
just get clip ins nonnie

No. 798988

Can't go to college this year, have to wait until next year. Kinda a bummer. But at least I've plenty of time to glow up, get my license and live life (hopefully).

No. 798993

>>798979
I was going to cut my hair but the pandemic is the longest I've let my bangs grow out and now I feel like I've been robbed of my youth not being bangless lol. Maybe you could try rice water to make it grow, Im going to start doing it to see if it helps with hair growth.

No. 799000

>use toothpaste specifically for sensitive teeth and gum damage
>teeth and gums end up hurting 10× more
what did colgate mean by this

No. 799003

>>799000
If sensodyne is available where you are try that. It’s the only sensitive toothpaste that helps me and it’s amazing.

No. 799008

>>799003
I've heard some people get canker sores in their mouth after using that, is that true?

No. 799019

>>799008
Not in my experience. My only criticism is that the taste is unusual but it’s not disgusting and doesn’t linger.

No. 799030

>>798979
I think for me it usually takes like 3-4 months until they’re long enough you can just get some layers around your face and have them blended in with the rest of your hair

No. 799047

Not to be a bitch but in so many of those “show me a time when you were skinny but thought you were overweight” tiktoks the person clearly was actually overweight. Just slightly less overweight than they are now.

No. 799076

I tried the flaming hot cheetos the other day for the first time (i am not american) and it was disappointingly mild wtf i was truly hyped
Asian spicy snacks are the only ones I can trust

No. 799097

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ah yes, the real plight of telling others to take their meds/go outside and then flipping the script and denouncing antidepressants and antipsychotic medicine because it doesn’t “work for them”

meds for thee, but not for me, don’t you know I’m the only real deep intelligent person on this earth that needs to tell strangers to go touch grass?

No. 799099

>>799097
Telling someone to take their meds isn’t meant literally

No. 799101

>>799076
Have you tried takis?

No. 799102

I'm a fucking retard and I'm gonna buy a box of crayons for $15
they are special crayons, but I can't tell you why
also high heel converse from japan

No. 799103

>>798860
I lived in a place (not the UK) that had a lot of british people and they were all so boring

No. 799105

I fucking love drama and sticking my nose in other peoples' business. It gives me such a rush

No. 799106

I think Rupaul is a virgin

No. 799107

>>799076
Same. Was able to get them on sale because they were expired by a few days, otherwise they’re super expensive. Anyway it was a disapointing experience

No. 799110

Is this horrifying pain pleurisy or a bad muscle strain from covid coofing? kill me

No. 799111

>>799102
How are they special? Do they have good flavors? Are they made for the navy? Don’t feel bad, I spent $15 on a box of 12 colored pencils because they’re a collectors item. I want to draw something really special with them.
>>799107
Where do you live that they’re expensive? Do they have to be imported?
>>799106
iirc he prostituted himself on camera and used to be a hooker. Unless you mean he’s a virgin because he’s never had PIV, in which case is probably true.

No. 799113

>>799111
No I mean like he’s never had sexual contact with anyone ever. Even if he has spiritually he hasn’t and he’s still a virgin.

No. 799128

>>799111
>How are they special?
They're a special edition from 1994, they change colors, I guess that sort of makes them collectors items now too, but at the time you could buy them at Walmart

No. 799130

Im going to kill whoever was in charge of the spotify update

No. 799135

My favorite restaurant just hiked up my favorite thing to order from them by $10. This feels illegal.

No. 799137

If people without certain appendages can tell doctors their quality of life is suffering for it I would humbly like to request a third arm and hand so I can do more things while smoking.

No. 799197

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https://falundafa.org/eng/eng/zfl_45.htm

Sorry, but this has womb envy written all over it

No. 799198

>>799197
Don't click the links nonnies it's probably a male trying to harvest ips lol

No. 799200

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>>799198
…I know this is the dumbass shit thread, but that's a link to Falun Gong teachings, lmao. You can literally google it.
Just wanted to shoot the shit about religion with anons

No. 799207

>>799200
I've been spooked, apologies kek

No. 799215

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by the amount of people who don’t really think or have any real legitimate power in their lives it’s so easy to manipulate people nowadays. it would be so easy to install a government tyrant and people would probably be so in love with them

No. 799224

Turns out I have a solution to the problem that's been keeping me tossing and turning at night.

I just had to ask someone else about what she was going to do. Granted, it took me a while to muster up the courage to ask. I shouldn't be this nervous to ask a coworker online!

No. 799234

Vyvanse didn’t work for me I’m so disappointed

No. 799240

>>799215
hello fellow god complex anon

No. 799241

Modern men are so cucked and sad lmao. I really cannot respect them or muster up any attraction to them, go chop some wood soyboy!

No. 799247

I hate married people I hate divorced people

No. 799249

>>799101
I don't think we have takis here on my country. When I'm able to leave the house again maybe I can see if they have it on some import store

No. 799251

>>799247
I hate people period

No. 799252

I kinda wish I didn't like niche things because then it feels like I have nobody to discuss them with. And then as a result of that I fall further and further into infatuation to compensate

No. 799256

>>799240
hi anon how are u doing

No. 799258

currently me flipping through a bunch of vpns like its a magazine lol

No. 799260

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>>799252
Like what? I still have remnants of hipster gatekeeping syndrome from early tumblr but it’s more like finding it super gross and annoying when coomers and other freaks find out about something I like and promptly shit up the fanbase. There’s nothing really I can do about it though, and at least it brings the author more opportunities. Plus for every 15 weirdos into the thing you like there’s bound to be 1 normal, decent person. So despite the perceived negatives on my part, I do wish there were more fans at least so I could talk about it with them.

No. 799261

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My foot just fell asleep, pray for me

No. 799262

I'm rewatching Ugly Betty for the first time since it was airing and I'm really enjoying myself but I am reminded that my aunt cried for me when she was drunk that I finally had a relatable show kek

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>>799252
>>799260
samefag but they also tend to come in droves, leading to all the precious merchandise being bought up! And then they resell at x10 the original price. It’s even worse when the merch economy gets fucked because that franchise just so happens to be everyone’d flavor of the month. I really hate that.

No. 799265

Jenny Nicholson’s brony video made me wish I was a part of it lmao. I’ve never been in a “fandom” as I’ve never really got into anything that had that kind of community around it and I’ve never been to a convention but I really feel like I missed out something. I want to experience it but I feel like you have to be genuinely interested in the thing for it to be enjoyable.

No. 799269

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Anons shout at me to stop binging so I can fit into my pretty clothes and pretend my life is okay

No. 799270

In hindsight it’s unreal how stupid that whole Jake Paul Shane Dawson sociopath thing was

No. 799290

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>women are allowed to be bitchy

man shut your ass up seriously, you’re dying to get to your ass beat then. also stop equating aggressiveness = scrote, it’s literally just being mad sometimes

No. 799291

I realized while watching a video about tumblr sexymen that in my teen years I did not interact with them properly.
I wanted to be the sexymen and get sympathetic attention from nerd girls. Even cosplayed/considered cosplaying a few of them.

Revelatory. My youth was a lie.

>>799265
As someone who was a part of it…it was not that great. At least fantasize about Homestuck or something.
Jokes aside, I feel you. I haven't been in a fandom in years and really miss it. It doesn't feel like anything has been huge and weird like MLP (or even hs) in a while, but I could also be old and out of touch kek.

I hope you get to experience fandom someday, anon. It's fun to be shameless with other dorks.

No. 799297

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I really should be getting actual work done, but instead I'm about to do my nails for the next 1-2 hours. I feel like I'm failing at everything recently.
I think I'm gonna do a colored french tip, but that shit is gonna take a while

No. 799306

>>799290
wait idgi are you for or against bitchy/aggressive behavior
>>799291
most fandoms suck even in the olden times. don't see the appeal beyond looking at art. once you interact with anyone it's shit.

No. 799307

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This actress from Monsterland is so fucking hot

No. 799319

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I love feminine males(especially the pop-stars from the 70s and 80s, I love the androgyny and their natural beautiful features) but I fucking hate femboys

Like no one but some closeted sceote wants to see some shluby guy prance around in a maid dress or some other sexualized peace of female clothing, its just cringy

No. 799327

I went shopping at the mall recently for the first time in a long time and I was shocked at the amount of crop tops there were in the shops. I was feeing insecure about even trying them on because I gained weight over the pandemic until I saw a girl working there who was chubbier than me looking so cute and confident in a crop top. I ended up buying two crop tops and they are actually super cute!

No. 799338

>>799327
I’m surprised you were shocked! I feel like tops have been the only kind of tops available/on trend for going on like three years now I feel so sick of them at this point

No. 799351

I got my mom an adorable pair of shoes for Mother’s Day and I’m so so excited to give them to her. I wish I could afford something more expensive because she deserves it but I think she’ll really like them

No. 799352

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>>799319
This is what I mean BTW, androgynous fashions looks great on men but shit is juts cringy

No. 799359

>>799319
>>799352
You're absolutely right queen. I mean all the stuff that goes with it (anime fixation, coomerism and politics) might subconsciously worsen it for me but I already think it's so tasteless. The older androgynous look had actual successes.

No. 799371

Anyone else find it impossible to wear skirts without also wearing stockings? I hate showing my stick insect bare legs in public and i love skirts too much, so I always wear stockings with them. I'd find wearing skirts without them extremely weird and exposing at this point

No. 799373

>>799352
Just FYI, two months before starting "trap" shit, this guy got caught on stream browsing a sissy porn blog on Tumblr.

No. 799377

>>799373
not surprised

No. 799380

>>799319
>>799352
I'll admit love actual 2D anime traps and femboys but it just never works IRL. It's not only due to the fact that the men doing it always rely on filters, angles and photoshop to hide their blatantly male features but also because they're always bisexual incels who hate women, consider themselves superior and will never let you forget that.
>Ugghh, another sjw feminist just reminds me of how annoying and dumb women are, wouldn't you rather fuck my boipussy than an icky disgusting roastie vagina? I'm based, unlike all those stupid feminists! I pass way better too, just let me pick the most curated facetune selfie from my collection to put against some ugly fat unkempt tumblrite.
Shut up, anime femboys have feminine bodies and faces and you don't. You look like a skinnyfat male basement dweller who found out how to fake having hips and a waist for greasy coomerbux online. I'd much rather look at a woman into terminal fakeboism faking being a male trap than you.

No. 799386

>>799371
Same. The last time I wore a skirt bare legged was about eight years ago, and I don't think I can ever go back lmao

No. 799389

>>799380
Yeah IRL male feminine beauty really doesn't work when a guys just crossdrssing, it works when matched with feminine and androgynous fashion and aesthetics

No. 799404

I saw that “I crave that mineral” meme and it’s made me feel suicidal. Time goes so fast I miss that era so much.

No. 799410

Vtubers are cringe but I think the anime avatar thing has good potential, for example for making videos explaining science topics, to get kids interested in science by using cartoon characters or just making lessons about school topics

No. 799412

>>799371
What about maxi skirts?

No. 799432

>>799404
I referenced that meme the other day without even meaning to anon and I've been thinking about it ever since. I can't believe that was almost 7 years ago but I really do hate the passage of time.

No. 799437

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Was this TV show popular in the US and if so roughly how popular was it?

No. 799443

>>799437
Yea I’d say it was pretty popular. Maybe not as big as Hannah Montana or something like that but I’d say a lot of ppl watched it and knew about it.

No. 799467

I absolutely LOVE those ig bot accounts that just repost viral videos who somehow have thousands of likes, because when they inevitably repost some dumbshit video or post, in the comments section you see user from all walks of the internet, speaking different languages, all gather to say how stupid it is. It's so beautiful. I really love it.

No. 799470

I just feel like I need to be 30. I think 20s are just not for me.

No. 799472

I feel like everyone is confident in either passionately wanting or passionately not wanting kids except me. I feel so conflicted. I feel like I would be happy either way and also lose either way.

No. 799534

>>799472
Me too, nonnie, I don’t really know if I would like either way of living. Sometimes, having kids of my own sounds fun, but then I see all the difficulties of parenting plus how fucked up is everything nowadays, so I stop liking the idea for a while. Then I take care of a relative’s kid or teach them stuff and I want to be a parent again.

No. 799564

>>799306
Idk im tired anon

No. 799572

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I thought it would be a good idea to clean my mails from the oldest to delete all unused accounts but it's going to be long

No. 799574

>>799572
It's so difficult to delete accounts ffs. I was going through all my accounts a while ago and I ran into so many websites and things where I couldn't just click a -delete my account- button, no I had to e-mail customer services! So annoying!

Also I have like 5 different e-mail addresses that have all been used for extended periods of time and now I can't get rid of them because what if I end up needing some long forgotten account that's connected to a now deleted e-mailaddress? I hate my younger self for creating so many e-mailaddresses so much.

No. 799575

>>798976
oh shit. What's her insta account name?

No. 799576

>>799472
Same, nonna. I had to take care of two difficult siblings throughout my preteens and teens, and I really want a break. Everyone talks about what bliss motherhood is and how it will make me the happiest woman in the world, but if I have kids and they end up like my brother and sister I will legitimately kms. On top of that, there's no guarantee that I'll find a nice, caring man who will split the housework and childcare, it's a lot more likely that he'll either be a deadbeat from the start or play nice until the child is born and then lie and avoid his duties like my dad did.
On the other hand, I don't want to end up alone and desperate, or be with someone who doesn't want kids for 20 years and then changes his mind, dumps me and knocks up a young 20-something. I'm in my late twenties and people are pressuring me to pick a man to settle with and start popping out kids, but I still don't know what I want.

No. 799578

>>799574
>I hate my younger self for creating so many e-mailaddresses so much.
same I managed to delete some website accounts and mail addresses but the clutter came back. You can always create and extra junk mail account and change your un-deletable accounts with this one, it should do the trick. also fuck linktree

No. 799580

>>799215
what manga is that pic from, anon?

No. 799581

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You know what? This dark/light academia shit doesn't look so bad for a gnc woman. I…might…even…try…it…

Please don't disown me nonitas

No. 799585

>>799581
Wear it, I personally think it’s classy. Just wish it wasn’t tied to that bullshit fad. Most people won’t know that’s a tumblr aesthetic because it’s what business casual women wear

No. 799586

>>799585
samefag, except for the cutesy pleated skirts and oversized sweaters kek

No. 799587

>>799327
Yiiis, give me all the crop tops for my short torso! I remember when they were super hard to find

No. 799589

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>>799371
last time I dared to venture without stockings or safety shorts (it was during the summer so I was dying) a random scrote slapped my butt. Now I never wear knee/thigh highs at all unless I'm with my bf

No. 799595

>>799371
Id rather not but I have to cuz I always have a bad case of strawberry legs

No. 799597

>>799581
as long as you don't wear a fuckton of brown. seriously why does this style uses so much of one of the ugliest colors out there

No. 799599

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>>799581
Honestly, for months whenever I saw those fits on pinterest I thought it was just vintage-inspired fashion but in muted/dark/earth tones.
Unbeknownst to me, I've almost been dressing in trendy teenager clothes for a hot minute when I thought I was being a grandma.

I assume that means it's timeless, so you should go ahead!

No. 799609

>>799371
me too! i love that they make mid thigh skirts less revealing but they usually aren't worn around here so i look like a weirdo.

No. 799610

>>799585
>>799586
No skirts for me so we good. actually, the female inspo for it with the skirts makes me cringe idk
>>799597
>one of the ugliest colors out there
True dat
>>799599
It's my time to get a more mature and timeless look!
Thank you nonnas! let's hope I don't end up looking like a clown

No. 799653

My food feels like it's been cooling down faster lately before I'm done eating. If there are any inventor nonnies out there, please invent something that keeps plates and food hot without having to reheat it on/in an appliance.

No. 799667

>>799653
It's been invented, they're called warming trays, you can find them online to buy.

No. 799694

>>799581
I've been kind of dressing like that for the past 3 years, I wear long autumn colored trench coats with oversized corduroy pants and turtlenecks, its comfy but it also looks a bit more serious and it fits me because I'm tall
i recommend!

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No. 799719

My cat growls all the time idk what her deal is because she's not mad. She doesn't know how to meow properly so maybe it's just her communicating lol. She's purrs and growls at the same time while cuddling up to me and it's the weirdest noise!!!

No. 799725

>>799719
Do you interact with other cats or animals in general before that happens? My cat always growls at my clothes (even when they lie on the floor) after I come home from cheating on her with my friend's cats.

No. 799745

I shouldn't be a nostalgiafag and move on but damn the good old times.

No. 799747

>>799725
> My cat always growls at my clothes (even when they lie on the floor) after I come home from cheating on her with my friend's cats.

your cat is judging you for putting your clothes on the floor and being a hussy

No. 799777

It's so interesting how different topics/cows attracts different kinds of anons. Like some topics are full of autists, others are fully with the pettiest of bitches, etc. while there are also a few that are pretty…balanced? Honestly it's kind of a ride checking a new thread not only because of the subject but also because of different the tone can be.

No. 799784

>>799777
Which ones do you consider to be balanced

No. 799800

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I made a collage of a house I will never have. Do we have a thead for this? Should I create a thread for this?

No. 799802

>>799745
Can relate anon! Listening to Arctic Monkeys

No. 799803

>>799800
>>>/m/110436 room inspo maybe?

No. 799806

>>799784
Ntayrt but imo Heather Sparkles thread, Vicky Shingles Thread, any OG cow thread that isn't an e hoe or vlogger tbh. You can tell weebs are jealous of other weebs or cosplayers and camwhores project their insecurities onto shay.

No. 799825

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I’m working the next 13 days in a row for 16 days worked in a row total I’m going to an hero

No. 799830

>>799802
I have a nostalgia playlist specifically reserved for nostalgic music, it's kinda sad five years ago is considered nostalgic now

No. 799858

>>799806
kek so basically the threads where the median age is over 24

No. 799862

>>799830
i blame america

No. 799889

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I was bored so i started googling taxidermy fails and i can't stop laughing like a retard what the fuck help me

No. 799890

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>>799889
how do you even do this

No. 799907

Been thinking of using my free time and NEETbucks to try and buy a shit ton of Pokemon cards to resell online tbh

No. 799909

>>799890
he looks like he tells prophecies and delivers messages i dont knwon if that makes sense though

No. 799921

>>799890
is that lc's new mascot

No. 799959

>>799921
that's clearly zac efron

No. 799961

why are people on letterboxd so goddamn annoying. especially the "popular" ones

No. 799964

>>799961
i would pay to punch brat pitt. she’s the fucking worst

No. 799969

>>799961
I feel this with rym users. Anywhere people get to write lenghty opinion pieces are bound to get peppered with self-indulgent incoherence and narcissism

No. 799978

>>799959
Kek

Also rip to zac's handsome face

No. 799996

I'm trying to put 0.3 lead in a pencil and this shit is fucking killing me

No. 800008

Clicked on a suspicious Facebook link. Now I’m paranoid that my account is gonna get hacked.

No. 800015

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>>799996
anon have i got the product for you

No. 800033

Reading the Twitter thread is like reading another language to me, I seriously have no idea what the people in the caps are trying to say most of the time.

No. 800038

>>800015
Wood pencil gang for life wooo

No. 800047

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Oh my god I'm so happy that I could cry, the girl who likes me said I'm her Nagisa and she asked me to have matching icons aaaaaaa I'm so happy (she sent this pic)

No. 800051

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>>800047
What the fuck who is nagisa
Match with me instead

No. 800052

>>800051
D-Does that mean… you like me too anon??? If you're asking me to match icons… is this love??

No. 800059

>>800047
Cute. Saved. Is that Nagisa?

No. 800060

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>>800052
s-silly baka… you’re her nagisa but you were MY HARUHI(fujioka)…
I’m happy for you and I hope you two have a joyous time! That’s really cute of her to say.

No. 800071

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So J.K Rowling's cormoran strike series is just about Rowling's self insert paired with her Idealized OC Husbando
Honestly based

No. 800103

I was gonna answer somebodys question but the reaction image they used is so fucking repulsive i just closed the thread. Stop using gross pics pls

No. 800104

>>800103
which? is it in the crypto thread?

No. 800117

>>800103
which one?

No. 800141

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My healing wound is itching so bad AAAAA make it STOP

>>800071
Some salty anon months ago was sperging about her and screamed at us "This is your queen?" And I can confidently say yes… yes it is

No. 800149

I had a friend who was slightly taller then most women(like 5'7) and her older brother was like almost 6 feet but her young brother(I think he was 18 back then) was 6'6(a real life Jotaro)

Must have been freaking having your younger brother be that fucking huge at that young of an age

No. 800157

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>drink full glass of water every meal and then some
>cry a little bit, not even a proper sob, just silent tears
>intense dehydration headache

(falls to knees and shouts toward sky) What more does my body WANT

No. 800159

>>800071
If Stephen King can do this in almost every single story he's penned to date, so can JK Rowling. Fuck them scrotes.

No. 800192

>>800149
I'm 5'2 with a younger brother that height. We're only 15 months apart and he's been taller than me since before he was 1.

No. 800193

>>800192
Is it wierd having that huge of a younger brother while also being pretty short

No. 800229

Lesbian fashion tends to be different than the conventional fashion and it's delicious. Keep doing what you do queens! Keep on making me thirsty by just existing!

No. 800233

>>800071
>Already a millionaire
>Making more bank writing self insert fanfiction
>Trannies hate her
unbothered queen living the dream

No. 800237

>>800193
I don't know anything different tbh lol. I'm the oldest but all my siblings are taller than me by 6 inches at least.

No. 800244

>>800071
>>800159
>>800233
Wait is the series really about her self insert with her OC Husbando ? Thats kinda wierd

No. 800258

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So as Hannah John-Kamen got cast as Red Sonja in the upcoming red Sonja film and as a black woman I'm not looking forward to this
Cause 1)I'm not fond of race bending white characters and wish instead they promoted actual black literary characterd and 2) its another film that promotes the whole "strong Independent masculine black woman trope" again

No. 800261

>>800258

She’s mixed as fuck but I agree

No. 800262

>>800244
?? Nayrt but how it can be weird when such thing is common in fiction, people would always write manic Pixie dream girls with self insert MCs.

No. 800264

>>800258
As a black woman who cares? She is nearly white passing anyway, plus no one except autistic 14-year-old weebs gives a fuck about the “canonical” race of fictional spandex-wearing superheroes.

No. 800265

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Every time I hate myself for something I remember at least I’m not retarded enough to buy the pussy shoes for hundreds of pounds

No. 800266

>>800265
Imagine the sweat and toe jam that would accumulate in those things barf

No. 800269

>>800264
Come on, you know portrayals like this are more harmful for us
Name one film in the past decade that has a normal haply black female character thst is just living her life and isn't fetishized or stereotyped

No. 800284

>>800157
It clearly want more water

No. 800293

>>800233
Goals tbh, I wish I was rich and powerful enough to make a bank selling self-indulgent fiction and pissing off unhinged trannies by stating facts.

>>800258
What? Are you telling me that this person isn't white? Amerimutts and their one drop rules I swear

No. 800333

Been a shroom sitter last weekend and god, what a ride. This weekend is my turn to get em.

No. 800339

>>800244
i think you mean "fucking awesome"

No. 800341

>>800258
go to cerebricowu threddo, this thread is for stupid people only

No. 800342

After my shitty ex bf left me everything has been looking up!!! I'm making new friends, working out, doing art… I have a girlie that likes and supports me (insert heart emoji) and I'm so happy… omg… I now see how shitty of a LVM he was, he never did anything for me!!!!! And she is so sweet… women are the best honestly

No. 800343

>>800157
put some salt in the water

No. 800350

>>800293
>one drop rule
I'm pretty sure she's half black

No. 800355

I'm watching an MRE vid by that guy Steve and he has an old food ration kit (I mean as usual) I wasnt paying attention and just heard him excitedly say
> mmm smells good, 17 years old!
Oh no lol

No. 800358

Damn i tought we girls were autistic as fuck but after glancing kiwifarms I realize we are the creme de la creme

No. 800361

>>799581
I feel like Dark Academia is just what replaced the Hogwarts/Harry Potter aesthetic after JKR got cancelled.

No. 800372

uhm… why is christian content (rightfully) made fun of on the internet but muslim things aren't? This is a cry for help over getting recommended ramadan things despite never liking posts about it in the first place.

No. 800376

>>800372
Islam for whatever reason has been made part of Identity politics in the western world and Criticizing aspects of Islam is deemed racist, as an ex-Muslim I can say without exaggeration that Islam is 1000 times worse then any modern sect of Christianity

No. 800378

>>800372
as much as I agree both are worth being made fun of, I'd compare ramadan to christmas or easter, no one makes fun of it and it's shoved down your throat every year, so I guess now ramadan too.

No. 800389

>>800372
nearly 2000 years of imperial reeducation and the depletion of almost every precolonial religion, more recently loads of Catholic child rape cases gone public, evangelical indoctrination is extremely abusive to women in particular, and several mainstream cults – including white nationalism, have a basis in Christianity. Islam has similar issues, but Westerners are raised culturally Christian and naturally learn to reject it through adulthood.

Arab ex-Muslims also hate Islam, but American Islamophobia is commonly reserved for meatbrained timecube-esque hyperconservative conspiracy theorists who truly believe all arabs = ISIS and they represent the biggest threats to the USA, just waiting to commit the next 9/11. they experienced random public attacks recently up until they switched targets after covid.

No. 800396

>>800378
Kek good point
>>800389
That's fine but I live in a country with a really high majority of catholics so it's just weird I'm getting this instead of christian stuff? I also keep getting makeup shit I blocked before though so I guess insta is just ignoring me

No. 800398

>>800389
Literally all your points can be applied towards Islam, Islam absolutely destroyed the native culture of all people it came across, where are the Hindus, Buddhist's, Zoroastrians, Bons in Pakistan, Afghanistan and Iran
Where the the Arins and Indegenious Breber and Cushite faiths in North Africa
And while Islam doesn't push white supremacy it 100% pushes Arab cultiral supremacy in the faith, to be a good Muslim according to Islam you have to basically LARP as an Arab, the primordial language of Heaven its self is stated to Arabic and 13 Muslim countries where the punishment for insulting the pedophile prophet is death

As a closeted ex-Muslim in Pakistan im not scared of white supremacists, I'm scared of people I know killing me over leaving islam

Christianity Is not even comparable to any sect of Islam

No. 800399

Robots have 1 agenda they want to play with my placenta

No. 800407

I was thinking how lucky I was to get only a relatively small bedbug infestation and few bites. Then recently after I took a shower I had a glimpse of my back in the mirror and I literally have a constellation map of bedbugbites there

No. 800412

>>800398
That's all true because you're an ex-Muslim woman in Pakistan, and I can say Christianity is the worst as an atheist woman in the US raised in an evangelist cult. different religions are the worst depending on where you live.

No. 800419

Why is every thread on crystal.cafe about men, it's so pathetic.

No. 800423

>>800412
Anon the state will literally have me killed for leaving Islam, there is a literal death penalty for apostaty in Pakistan and 12 other Muslim countries and even if you live in a western country there's a good chance one of your own family members will hunt you down and kill you
its not an equal comparasion, Islam is always gonna be worse then Christianity, I'm sure you've suffered and I wanna understand that but your post is making me mad, I would literally take your life If I had the chance

I will literally will kill myself if I can't find asylum in some western country

No. 800431

>>800412
Idk American cult members still have american human rights anon, thats leagues above places with legalized rape and murder.
>>800419
Trannycels and tradhoes.

No. 800433

>>800407
Noticed there's alot of bed bug posts on here lately and I'm pretty sure it's different anons too.. are bed bugs on the rise?

Where I am I've never heard of anyone having them

No. 800435

>>800398
If it can reassure you Berbers are the vast majority of the population in Maghreb and the culture is relatively well preserved. They just call themselves Arabs for some reasons, mostly because the majority speaks a specific Arabic dialect and because of Islam. Even the ones in France like me know perfectly well they're not ethnic Arabs and some like the Kabyles will insult you if you call them Arabs.

No. 800452

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Someone once jokingly i think suggested changing the minimum age requirement to post here to be 21 years old and I think about it a lot. Of course it doesn't have to be that drastic but I fucking hate minors posting in this site and it's always super obvious as well, but unlike scrotes, they can't be banned unless they are too spergy or just outright state their age

I blame the great minor flood on the art and (mostly) the kpop threads, those were a mistake

No. 800453

What is this monkey business

No. 800457

>>800453
They’re trying to pwn the whiteys by posting different species of monkey and have been going on for hours even though nobody cares.

No. 800459

>>800453
An anon in /meta/ got mad because someone said "cave monkey"

No. 800460

>>800452
I mean it might not be that good of a filter. Sometimes I read some posts in the relationship threads and think this must be a high school relationship, and then it turns out nonnie is 26…

No. 800463

I always hope that when I reply to posts sarcastically/with jokes people can tell, but usually it ends up with infighting and I feel so bad

No. 800470

>>800453
I think it means a mischevious or iffy deal, I first heard it on Apeshit by The Carters, I'm ESL so I'm not sure

No. 800493

>>800423
Ntayrt but yeah I agree with you, Islam is so much worse, in our current state of the world.

Those of us brought up in oppressive Christianity need to thank our lucky stars that nobody reads and strictly interprets their own Bible anymore or else they'd bring back stoning insubordinate children, wife beating, and slavery as the standard. Bad enough those whackos god hates fags and abortions, but at least they're not authorized to go out killing others for it a la the witch hunts and inquisition.

No. 800502

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>>799996
It's been 16 hours, but oh my god I finally got a piece in that I can actually use! I don't know why why the fuck I bought this size of pen but I'm so fucking happy. I'm gonna draw girls with fluffy hair

No. 800508

>>800502
DRAW
ALL
THE
FLUFF!

YOU DESERVE IT!

No. 800515

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y'know nonnies always lament about the cringy behavior during their teen years but I'm a grown ass adult and STILL act cringe, idk why. I still lack the most basic human skills and almost sperged out at the dentist once out of fear, no wonder people think I'm unironically retarded. being a kid would've been better because at least I can get away with that, it's seen as pathetic as an adult.

No. 800516

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This has to be the worst one of these so far

No. 800517

>>800502
Don't tell me you tried putting the lead in from the side that touches the paper? But how else would putting the lead in give you trouble?

No. 800522

>>800516
No vodka and lolcow options?
Unrealistic

No. 800523

>>800516
Hmm…this post is giving off 3C6I%+ vibes.

No. 800526

>>800517
I am! I think I opened the pen to put the lead in, but it didn't work. Can't remember why though, so I will try it again.

No. 800542

>>800493
I think the point that keeps Islam from progressing is the fact that Muhammad unlike Jesus or Buddha, ruled his own state with absolute power and authority
For Muslims this was the greatest period in all of human history, there's a saying in Pakistan which translates "oh how I wish I could live with the prophet in Madina" and in the period when Muhammad ruled mecca and madima slavery was unambiguously legal, women legally could be beaten by their husbands and women had to be veiled when going outside

No. 800543

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No. 800545

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Bless the anon who wrote this post, it opened my eyes to this certain peculiar male behavioral pattern and made me immediately realize how many times I've witnessed it. Explains really well why so many obnoxious, woke male feminists have a rocky track record of abusing women.

No. 800548

How the FUCK am I supposed to flirt in full PPE? With the hair net, mask, labcoat buttoned to my neck and goggles, like I can't play coy for shit.

No. 800549

>>800548
Show ankle

No. 800553

>>800549
I mean if Anon wants to score some Amish dick that would definitely work

No. 800555

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>>800549
No can do, I need to wear work socks then layer my scrubs over it. It's a real clean area. The only bare skin is my hands, guess I could do pic related kek

No. 800557

>>800555
You could connect to some primal roots and just do a mating call and/or dance!

No. 800561

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>>800548
do this

No. 800566

>>800548
Use your words, use double entendres, wink, do the ol 'look at him until he notices you then look away' tactic. As far as looking sexy goes… Either you'll have to add him on social media so he can see better pics of you and/or invite him out somewhere else

No. 800576

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i’m a 27 year old woman who just fucking loves getting home from work, making a hot cup of tea and binge watching minecraft let’s plays if this is autism so help me god

No. 800580

>>800576
aww hehe. indulge in your pleasures nonna

No. 800590

I'm somehow new to finding kingcobrajfs so I've been binging a bunch of his vids lately. Late lastnight I had one playing in the background and he started going into detail on how to pleasure a woman.. I haven't had sex in so long that my body reacted to just hearing the description of it.

Then I looked at the screen and calmed down again.

No. 800591

>>800548
Wink!!

No. 800593

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>>800433
I think there's like one or two bedbug-anons here other than me…I complain the most often though lol. And yes, they are definitely going for world domination

No. 800605

Alright anons, what do you think the chances of this happening are

I know a guy whose very different from his younger brother, however both are married to black women, is that weird or not

For starters the guy I know is a fairly liberal white guy whose just the right amount of woke but can be annoying at times and his wife is a little more annoyingly woke but their both good people, his younger brother Is a born again Christian and specifically a Jevohahs witness and him and his wife(who is also religious) have at least 3 kids

I mean what are the odds of very different brother marrying specifically black women with similar views as them

No. 800615

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I know what munchausen means, but went to google it as a refresher reading through the chompurrs thread. Kekked hard

No. 800624


No. 800647

>>800593
Hello fellow bedbug anon…

I thought my family was so close to being free because our building finally got us another pest company, but now it seems like the other pest company has ghosted us. No one's had any bites as of late which is nice, but summer is coming so we'll see. My infestation used to be so bad that you could casually find bedbugs out in the open in the middle of the day, not sure where they've gone now. I just want my fucking clothes out of storage.

No. 800662

>>800470
lock the thread, this is the best post you'll see today.

No. 800665

>>800548
get really fat so your thicc jello butt crack sticks out of your pants

No. 800673

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whoever made this owes me fifty bucks for making me look at it

No. 800689

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>>800673
pokeymens

No. 800690

I really hate this new red scare-esque, Pagliacore, art school, “irony”, snarky contrarian personality that every white girl seems to have now. Hopefully it is a short lived trend

No. 800691

>>800431
c.c isn't terfy like lc?

No. 800694

>>800691
It is. Idk what people are talking about every time I’ve been on there that’s the only opinion you ever see. Someone even made a thread recently bc they weren’t sure if you were allowed to post if you weren’t a terf.

No. 800697

>>800690
drop an example anon. who?

No. 800704

>>800697
Is this genuinely not something you’ve seen? I think it’s mostly on tiktok and twitter.

No. 800712

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>>800673
They just HAD to shit on my favorite pokemons didn't they?

No. 800725

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Just assembled a desk with a cabinet and a drawer all by myself, with power tools included. Feeling like an absolute Stacy, Beckies DNI
the drawer is a bit wonky but it doesn't matter

No. 800729

>>800725
As they say on the interwebz
That's some queen shit right here!

Fuck yeah!

No. 800734

>>800690
not sure if I've experienced exactly what you're describing but I hate all twitter full-time politics posters, so I think I may know. didn't realize it was a trend that spread more. it is really insufferable the way they talk

No. 800738

>>800729
Thank you, nonnie <3 It was tiring as fuck but I felt very accomplished, now I understand why dads love their powertools so much kek

No. 800740

I totally thought Dua Lipa was transgender since I've known about her but I just googled it and apparently she isn't?!?

No. 800741

>>800704
im not retarded enough to use either sites lol

No. 800743

>>800740
Kek she has a banging body but that manface is something else

No. 800746

>>800741
You’re on lolcow. Just check the redscare thread in /snow/ lol

No. 800754

Does anyone know why xiaxue deleted her blog? Is the Singapore blogging scene still active? I haven't heard about any of them in ages.

No. 800758

Big thankies to anons who thirstposted peter steele, I've been listening to Type O negative for days now

No. 800770

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>>800746
what a sucky response anon, all i asked was a name for this specific observation.

No. 800771

>>800694
disliking trannies in itself doesn't make someone a terf

No. 800773

>>800771
ok? where did i say it did?

No. 800776

>>800773
the other post asked if c.c. is terfy and yours said "it is." it isn't, it's filled with obvious male posters and tradthots

No. 800778

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>>800771
>>800773
>>800776
Please stop responding to yourself. Stop the violence.

No. 800780

>>800776
ok well I obviously disagree about about it "being full of male posters and tradthots". Imo it's as/more full of terfs than here.

No. 800785

>>800776
c.c. is terfy and imo lolcow has just as many maleposters, anons only think otherwise because they take male bait like retards instead of ignoring it like miners do

No. 800789

>>800780
cc is just males pretending to be women and a handful of disgusting unhinged pickmes

No. 800790

>>800789
you people say everyone who isn't a terf is a male pretending to be a woman so i'm not suprised you think that. anyway idc i have no horse in this race i find the terfs insufferable on both, but i personally feel like if anything there's less here. and i don't think theres any shortage of disgusting unhinged people on lc.

No. 800794

>>800785
Ignoring them makes cc look like a shithole. I'm glad it gets memed on 4chan as le female chan more than we do, I appreciate their sacrifice.
>>800780
I think the users on TERF threads overlap with lc users but they don't use the rest of the site for obvious reasons.

No. 800797

>>800790
yeah I'm sure all the shota porn posters (posting straight shota for males to self-insert in mind you) are definitely women lmao

No. 800804

>>800797
i'm not a weeb so i don't really know much about this but i wouldn't doubt that they are? do you think that there are no women pedos or something? i feel like from being unfortunately made aware of the 'map' community back in the day on tumblr the idea that these people are only men really does not hold up.

No. 800805

>>800743
she looks like aaron rodgers' head on annie lennox's body

No. 800807

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Jesus take the wele

No. 800810

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Sometimes I wish there were a thread to leave small offerings to the mods in the form of images, depending on whether you're happy or mad at them. No further interaction, except maybe a couple words, at most.
Pic unrealated, I just really like cogimyun.

No. 800814

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kek why did I think of that one tiktok about the transphobic dog. imagine buying your dog this uncomfortable tutu with that flag only for it to be a terf who barks at men

No. 800819

>>800804
it's not that they never exist just that the majority of people posting that particular kind, with some self-insert boy fucking a boulder-titted woman, were male from what I've seen. female pedos usually post the other kind or even sfw images.

No. 800821

>>800814
>tfw animals can be misandrist transphobes but not homophobic
Based.
Dogs can still be made to be racist, though, so it's not all good.

No. 800825

>>800819
>were male from what I've seen
where have you "seen" this? and if you believe everyone you "see" posting it in a male oriented space/from a male account is a man but automatically assume anyone posting it in a female oriented space is a just man larping as a woman is this not just you making some unfalsifiable claim from some preconception you already have? idk i haven't seen these posts on ccand don't know anything about shota so can't really comment, but from my experience of seeing the posts that provoke a 'hi scrote' and being called a scrote so many times here for the stupidest things i don't really think the gc/pp/terf whatever spergs have any special insight in 'identifying' men, they seem significantly worse at it than most. Ultimately it's an anonymous imageboard and you don't know.

No. 800827

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I have seven satin sheet sets so I can change the sheets every day
I also have seven pairs of cotton sleep gloves and socks and seven satin hair caps
I am going to maximize the lifespan of this mattress and keep my skin hydrated at the same time
I have autism

No. 800828

I love milk tea and never usually add anything but tonight I added oreo, mochi, and brown sugar boba I'm out of control

No. 800829

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I'm manifesting myself some gd MONEY REEEEEEEEEE

I want a better job so I can buy all the dumb shit I want

No. 800833

>>800821
I'm not sure but if a gay person abused a dog, it's known that abused dogs often fear people with similar appearance/mannerisms so idk maybe dogs could be homophobic. The difference with being transphobes is that supposedly there's no 2 sexes but dogs know the difference. Nobody would deny that there are different races and sexualities, and a dog's trauma response or training to those categories doesn't challenge any of their existence like it does with gender identities

No. 800835

>>800833
samefag kek this is only assuming that the dog could be homophobic to gay people who "act gay" or look it if it matches their past abuser. I don't think dogs have innate gaydar

No. 800844

>>800833 boobee
>>800835 boobes

No. 800863

>>800827
Where do u buy your sheets anon?
>seven pairs of cotton sleep gloves and socks and seven satin hair caps
I laugh now but I'm sure you'll mog me into oblivion in 40 years

No. 800867

>>800827
we'll have to kill you for causing global warming what are your last words

No. 800879

>>800827
i like you anon. be my howard hughes gf

No. 800883

I'm realizing a lot of what I want in life isn't stuff I wanted because I wanted it but stuff I wanted because I couldn't have it. I wanted to date this guy because I thought I didn't have a chance. Now we're dating and I don't want him anymore. I wanted all of these designer bags because I thought I would never be able to afford them. Now I can easily afford them, and suddenly they're ugly. It's like this with so many things in my life and now I'm wondering what it is I actually do like.

No. 800884

I sometimes still think of that anon who had the pack rat roommate whose room she had to sneak into to take a picture of because she said the roommate rarely left her room. I wish I could remember which /ot/ thread it was posted in.

No. 800885

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This year I will be breaking the cycle of crying on my birthday. I’ve got 1.5 hours left until it’s over so nothing fucked up better happen before midnight.

No. 800886

>>800885
Just have a happy cry that you made it at 12 am the next day. You can do it, anon! ♥

No. 800904


No. 800911

>>800904
I could kiss ya, anon! Thank you so much for looking. I bookmarked it for when I need motivation to clean my room but feel too lazy in the future kek.

No. 800929

Five Guys > Burger King > McDonald's > Chik'Fil'a > Arby's > Sonic >>>>> Wendy's

No. 800930

>>800929
Fool. Your actions will have consequences. Blegh.

No. 800935

>>800930
Do what you must, I have already won

No. 800936

>>800929
You eat and like Arbys? What the fuck…

No. 800938

File: 1620366274396.gif (7.15 MB, 426x240, 1842.gif)

>>800929
switch BK and wendy's right now, then put arby's last

No. 800940

>>800929
canadian A&W > everything else

No. 800942

>>800935
Not when you're eating Five Guy's you haven't. Also, placing McDonald's with their food poisoning ass food above holy grail Arby's and Wendy's is diabolical!

No. 800944

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>>800942
>holy grail Arby's
This is the worst thing I've ever read

No. 800945

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>>800929
>wendy’s below arby’s
for all that is holy fucking take it back you fucking cycle path

No. 800946

I like that my husband is the one who cleans the toilet but I absolutely hate that he never just the cleans the toilet, its always the whole bathroom and he uses really fucking strong Clorox and other bathroom cleaners, that make the bathroom unusable for like 2-3 Hours
And I tell him that he doesn't have to do the whole damm bathroom and then he says that "it would be pointless to just clean the toilet" and its like so fucking annoying,

he does this once a week

No. 800948

>>800946
fr? prepare for the wave of women to tell you youre lucky you have a man who will do that.

No. 800949

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>>800942
>holy grail Arby’s
Delete this nonatella

chic-a-fila>wendy’s=BK> (getting desperately hungry) five guys > (absolutely no other options) mcdonalds>sonic > (eating with intent to kill myself) random sewage > (completely given up my humanity) ass > (arrives in hell) the bodies of the damned > (reincarnated as a blind, deaf, man without a tongue at the bottom caste of an indian slum) some dirt > arby’s

No. 800951

>>800944
Until someone else can bring jamocha shakes to the table, I will not be hearing any criticisms at this time. Thank you for your consideration.

No. 800952

>>800948
I swear this isn't meant to be a Nigel brag or anything, its just something does and I used to appreciate it but Its just an inconvenience now, cause after cleaning the bathroom he always goes for a shower In the only other bathroom in the house, and as I stated I can't use the other bathroom cause of the chemical smell

No. 800953

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>>800949
>Chick-fil-A #1
>Arby's last
Ha. I see that you've picked the wrong dialogue option one too many times and now you're on the bad ending branch of life. Do not worry. You can always restart the chapter. I'll be standing at the pearly gates with a gyro and mozzarella sticks when you're ready.

No. 800954

>>800929
>No Popeye's
>No Dairy Queen
>Arby's is mentioned at all
mad world

No. 800956

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>>800953
You can’t just lie like this. A single chic-a-fila nugget is better than an arby’s impending food poisoning in a 3 week past date slab of roast beef on reheated prison rye. I love gyros and I love mozzarella sticks, but I love myself too much to go to a fucking arby’s to get either. I think you just lucked out not having a shitty arby’s somehow.

Also, this is deja vu. I swear to fucking god another farmer had this exact conversation at some point. Because her city apparently had the only good arby’s on the entire fucking planet and she was excited they had gyros added to the menu…

No. 800962

>>800956
I had Chick-fil-A nuggets one time before a flight and they made me want to preemptively jump off the plane. So mediocre. You know which fast food place actually gave me food poisoning though? McDonald's. Twice. Both from the nuggets and from two different locations.
also if the previous Arby's conversation happened within the last year, it very well could have been me.

No. 800972

>>800962
I thought this was going to be a food poisoning on a plane story. Can you imagine that.

No. 801014

Every time I see a father with his daughter I want to cry. I miss my dad.

No. 801030

>>800819
that's true
In this degenerate server I was in the actual few girls that were into shota were not interested in mommy stuff, while the guys that were both into loli/shota/trap shit loved the mommy or two big titted oneesans shit. Most guys hated what the girls were into kek

No. 801034

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I like imagining my therapist will be my friend once I'm done with therapy. I know it's delusional because 1) that's probably not appropriate and 2) she probably doesn't even like me and I know very well she's only listening because I'm paying her, but still… I've never felt so understood by a similarly aged woman before and my loneliness is acting up I guess.

No. 801038

Why is my first thought seeing a pretty boy "he is gay"? Who planted this idea in my mind. I'm sure some are but not to that extent

No. 801050

>>801038
Either fujos or insecure fugly scrotes, honestly I do wish there were more media depictions of pretty young Boys with average women, without any gay shit or kink or fetishization of the woman

No. 801056

I'm on my period it still hurt took medication

No. 801058

>>801030
The only kind of shota men like is the big titty mom type straight shotacon shit they can self insert to because they're mommyfag incels who want women to pamper and take care of them. Never seen them enjoy the gay teenage shota stuff women enjoy because it isn't about women pleasing their dicks.

No. 801069

>>801038
The whole "too pretty to be straight" stereotype is an actual thing people say (or at least used to). I also remember when people used to insult straight men that actually liked to take care of themselves "metrosexual". Headlines like "David Beckham is metro" because he likes skincare or whatever.

No. 801071

>>801069
oh I remember this, insane there had to be a specific word invented for men who do something as basic as taking care of themselves.

No. 801072

>>801069
At least metrosexul still identified those men as straight, now there's so many gay headcanons vaguely non-masculine attractive guys

No. 801074

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I' watching RE: village walkthrough and imo the game is so bad. No real horror, just jumpscares and retatded characters dying left and right for no real reason. It's like a real bad drama, I love it.

No. 801076

>>801074
really? what did you think of RE7 tho?
i need to watch my fav streamer's village stream, i'm super curious

No. 801079

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At least once a week I stop and think to myself about how a product deliberately named "Squatty Potty" was successfully marketed

No. 801081

I'm turning 30 in 3 days. I feel like I should do something about it?

I mean I'm celebrating it and taking time off work, but I get the feeling that it should be more significant than it feels, you know?

Maybe a haircut will do the trick.

No. 801085

>>801076
I didn't watch it to be honest, I understand RE:V is connected to RE:7 tho. I watched it because everyone was raving about it so I wanted to see what it's about.

Also some of the character models seem to be taken from Devil May Cry? Mia looks a lot like Eva/Trish and the dude with the hammer seems to have the same hair as Dante?

No. 801090

Anons, please give me strength not to buy stupid shit at the DM store today. I have to go buy some stuff but I ALWAYS end up buying some little random shit. Like nailpolish, lipstick, face masks etc. I don't have that problem with any other store, just that one

No. 801092

>>801081
I'm in exactly the same situation, were we separated at birth? It's an underwhelming time to turn 30 but happy birthday to us both!

No. 801093

>>801081
When I turned 30 I remember treating myself more than anyone else did, which might sound sad but it seemed fitting in a way. Taking the lead on making your own day feel special.

No. 801102

>>801090
Fingers crossed, I know how it is. Just go straight for what you need and dont slow down to even look at anything else.

No. 801110

>>801093
It's a tough time for sure. I turned 30 last summer but created kind of the opposite experience. I think since I was fortunate enough to work from home etc I had so much more social energy (spoons so to speak) so for the first time, I decorated my apartment, ordered catering, ordered cupcakes, rented out the local archery range, mailed printed invitations with an online gift registry, and threw a party with my 7 immediate family members and fiance. No regrets, it was amazing. Everyone just innately understood how special this was to me and made the day great. We ended the night watching my favorite funny youtube videos drunk and cried laughing. Probably won't have another party like that til I turn 50 tbh, I've never actually liked parties.

Do whatever makes you happy and comfortable anons, you're living through a shit time right now and deserve something good.

No. 801112

I was half-asleep and put in the batteries wrong for a mouse. Steam started coming out and I was scared it was going to blow up. I'm retarded.

No. 801113

>>801090
Same problem, except with Five Below. And it's just cheap cute shit too lol. Let's not waste our money, you're good on cosmetics etc right now!

No. 801117

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this stock photo is hot

No. 801125

>>801085
>>801076
>>801074
I love how the castle looks like and the ladies, but it doesn't really fit RE imo.
Ethan is lame, idk why they kept him when there's a lot of RE characters people want in new games…

No. 801131

>>801117
yeah, looks like a nice sunny day

No. 801142

god why cant men look like this anymore

No. 801147

>>801056
samefag feel better now

No. 801155

I kinda hate the thread pic lol

No. 801173

I was reading about a second wave radfem Robin Morgan, and it seemed like she was a based manhating lesbian radfem but the real picture was disappointing, she promoted political lesbianism but was in a relationship with a man and the guy she was married to was a character all together
He was a misdranist gay/bi man, he wrote a "interesting" manifesto called The Effeminist Manifesto

In it he urged effeminate gay men to reject the masculinism in gay culture(alright for the most part)

it was against gender transition, kinks, crossdressing and Also very anti-camp and anti-gay culture and calling for gay men to stop having sex and be celibate

Weird asf

No. 801174

I seriously love thread pic.

No. 801179

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No. 801181

there’s a post in the sjw artist containment thread on /snow/ that reads as pure jealousy to me- they said that an ftm artist just published a kid’s book about an obese little girl. but i looked up the artist and they didn’t even publish the book- it was published by some obese influencer. the artist just did the illustrations, and they’ve illustrated for multiple other kids books about positivity/diversity etc… way to twist info and deliberately make the artist look bad

No. 801182

>>801181
Idk anon it's not that deep,are you trying to wk a troon and call anon them kek

No. 801183

every person who makes ”step sis/bro” jokes is a pornsick coomer

No. 801184

>>801182
troon is mtf not ftm. personally i only hate mtfs, i dont think ftms are men but i will be polite. and if i wanted to wk i wouldn’t be posting in the dumbass shit thread? anyways the fact that theyre trans doesnt even have anything to do with the book, its a book by some obese influencer and the artist didnt publish it, which is why i dont know why she posted it in the thread

No. 801191

very random thought as i usually don't care about being a parent or having children, but if I ever do have kids - I'd love to be the mom that is cool with sleepovers
I didn't have many as a kid at my home because my dad was annoying but the few times I did I felt so cool for having my friend sleep over, my mom would make us pizza or something and we'd play the ps1 and have fun
these are such precious memories to me that I'd love my child to have them too

No. 801193

>>801191
Same! I’d definitely like to be the house of comfort for my kids’ friends, if I ever even have any. Don’t particularly plan to, but it’s a cute thought. ♥

No. 801194

>>801181
Link to the book?

I don't know why people have to be so cruel to fat kids, particularly fat little girls. They're pretty much a product of neglectful parents or serious trauma or abuse, it's not like a kid purposefully wishes to be a target for ostracization and bullying. They have their entire adult lives to turn their weight around, they don't need to spend their childhood feeling like shit all the time.

No. 801196

>>801194
it’s beautifully me by nabela noor (influencer in question). i absolutely agree with you, but based on the summary and the pages i saw she didn’t do a great job with the way she framed the story imo. the illustrations are lovely though and i don’t find the artist milky

No. 801197

Sup lolcow,what fun antics will we have today?

No. 801199

My sleep schedule has been fucked but its 4.30pm and I'm fighting sleep. If I can just make it through dinner I think I have fixed my life.

No. 801206

I just saw like 6 women taking selfies of each other in a field which basically means, that the warm season has officially begun lol

No. 801211

i support lizard men takeover now. lizards practice parental care which means they will be better fathers.

No. 801253

I don’t care about scrolling through my texts, Instagram, DMs, even tumblr or anything when my bf is next to me and happens to glance over or watch, but if I’m browsing lolcow I keep my phone close and close out immediately when he starts to come by. He notices and asks what I’m doing and I never have a good explanation kek I wonder what he could possibly think it is, if he even cares, considering I’m an open book about everything else

No. 801261

>>801253
It would definitely make me at least curious, just tell him it's a gossip board, I'm pretty sure he won't care. I've shown my bf LC briefly because I know from far away it may look like 4chan and I really hate the idea someone could think I'm using 4chan.

No. 801262

not every single ugly celebrity moid needs a containment thread just because of at most 2 spergs

No. 801270

>>801262
I really enjoy talking about lolcow with my bf. He knows I don't have any friend-drama (thank goodness) and get my kicks from reading the silly antics of cows, and even asks me about what specific cows are up to. I know he's not really invested, but I really appreciate that he takes an interest just to get me talking. Actually he caught me reading in the car the other day and asked me what was new, and that was when I realized he was a little tired from driving so much that day and needed some conversation to keep him alert. (He was the one driving, to clarify. I don't have a license yet.) I searched up his favorite twitch streamer and read all the comments aloud to him, so we got home quick and safe laughing the whole time. I would never tell anyone else about the site though lol.

No. 801271

>>801253
I've had to explain it to a friend before and, like anon above, I described it as a gossip site that's just a guilty pleasure. That was enough to satisfy her

No. 801272

>>801261
I think gossip board/forum would work! It’s not embarrassing, just very private for me. I doubt he’d be interested, I just know it looks like the chans as well and don’t feel like explaining the difference.
>>801270
Aw, this is cute. I’ve only told one of my friends about it, and she doesn’t lurk or anything, but I send her funny posts and now she knows where they’re from and can ask for/look at context if necessary.

No. 801278

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Just found out about pic related. I guess it's a new app since ATM it has barely over 1000 downloads on GooglePlay. Wonder if it will be a good alternative to bitching on lolcow.
>As a Tumblr user, you get free access to download Trill Project on the App Store and Google Play Store. On Trill, you can discover an anonymous and safe community to join virtual support groups around topics of your choice and make new friends.
More info here: https://trill-project.webflow.io/tumblr-x-trill
Not sure how it's different from vent or other apps that I've never used.

No. 801286

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>>801278
>We are passionate and energized to use technology for good
ahahahahahaha this fucking buzz sentence hahahahahahah

No. 801289

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>>801261
>>801270
Stop this shit now. Males shouldn't know about this site. Idc if they "don't post" the thought of them even looking here is extremely disgusting. I'm gonna start manifesting every nigel's death if nonnies keep this up

No. 801299

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>>801289
> I'm gonna start manifesting every nigel's death if nonnies keep this up

No. 801302

>>801289
This! Why the fuck do you guys keep telling your boyfriends about this site

No. 801315

>>801289
any scrote who uses kiwifarms or 4chan probably knows about this site already, sorry anon

No. 801319

File: 1620413286932.jpg (236.05 KB, 1600x1600, 5.jpg)

Anyone taking vitamins/supplement? What's your kind, and do you take them all year around?

No. 801328

>>801302
>>801289
This is not some taboo, these guys are not even looking at this site from what anons are saying, hiding what you do online would be weird, no?

No. 801332

>>801328
i think anons were joking/being hyperbolic

No. 801333

>>801328
>hiding what you do online would be weird, no?
no

No. 801334

>>801332
doublepost but I'm not

No. 801335

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>>801319
These. Yeah, I take them all year round, one a day.
They were extremely essential when I had a drinking problem, now I don't really need them but still take them because why not.

No. 801338

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>>801334
Fair enough, and I support you

No. 801368

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this guy is so ugly and retarded looking, why is he always posted in the conventional threads

No. 801375

>>801368
>this guy

No. 801383

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I know I've sworn to not go back to twitter but I think kinda found a handle that fits me for art account and I wanna use it now.

No. 801395

>>801383
Is it fartist69?

No. 801396

>>801383
Use Instagram instead, and twitter just as a backup/archive

No. 801399

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saw a fat kid and his mom on the subway, eating a sandwich at goddamn 3:30pm. masks are mandatory and frankly he was taking his sweet ass time.
does your ogre of a child NEED that sandwich in the train in the middle of the afternoon? does he need to eat more than he already does?

No. 801431

>>801399
I don't understand caring this much

No. 801439

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>>801431
Haha yeah that's pretty dumb right?

No. 801443

I'm fighting a compulsion to husbando shitpost like an autistic 14 year old

No. 801445

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>>801399
You said ogre of a child and now all I can see is a Shrek baby devouring a sandwich on the train

No. 801446

I'm going to make a successful vidya game with no men in it and no fanservice and no one can stop me not even tranny twitter

No. 801448

CP on /g/

No. 801450

>>801448
and /meta/

No. 801454

>>801448
>CP on /g/
Thanks anon for the heads up, hope you aren't too scarred from what you have seen

No. 801456

>>801448
Yeah, better stay away from the front page, some angery scrote is posting that image everywhere seemingly

No. 801466

>>801448
why the fuck is that scrote even trying to add """""compelling"""" arguments to literal CP? how will that change anyone's mind about anything? what a gigantic waste of time

No. 801467

i had a dream last night that i came on here to complain about a dream where i was pissed off that a cute guy i'd dreamed up turned out to be a trans woman

No. 801478

>>801467
I had a dream last night where I was a big fluffy dog that was able to 'seek out' aka possess a human with my soul while still also being able to control my dog self. I had one of those bird tipper toys with me named Holly who also seemed sentient and I was trying to teach her how to 'seek out' too so that we could get jobs and rent an apartment together. She couldn't figure out how to do it though.

No. 801479

>>801466
He's not, he's just spamming with posts made by farmers, like he's copying threads ops even

No. 801482

>>801448
Waiting for the jannies to do their necessary purging, it’s not safe for life at all. So tired of seeing it, why can’t men ever leave us the hell alone and die?

No. 801502

I feel like most fruit is bullshit. Apples, bananas and oranges - fine, and yes tomatoes are technically fruit but they have culinary applications; so too, lemons and limes - nobody just peels a lime and eats it, you squeeze out the juice so that doesn't count as fruit per se. In niche circumstances pomegranate also has culinary applications eg in middle eastern cuisine But when it comes to berries, passion fruit, kiwi fruit, mango etc I don't see the point in them.

No. 801503

>>801502
>I don't see the point in them
Because they taste good? It's just food lol why does it need to have a point other than tasting good and/or nourishing your body. Why do you think a fruit isn't really a fruit if you can cook with it?

No. 801505

>>801502
Are you autistic? What a bizarre thing to say.

No. 801506

>>801502
>apples are fine
>mangos are pointless
get da fuck oudda here

No. 801508

>>801502
>t. has never had good mango before

No. 801509

I get asmr from that interview with Yolanda Saldivar and it doesn't even bother me tbh. I used to listen to Margo's asmr vids all the time until she deleted them. I don't know what it is about evil women having really relaxing voices.

No. 801510

i have nasty daddy issues

No. 801521

>>799800
Fucking adore the bottom middle

No. 801525

I'll never fucking understand why people spam random pride emotes in chat when it has nothing to do with the stream, I swear Jerma has like 3 people who only post transpride emotes randomly.

No. 801527

I just got drama delivered straight to my phone via text, someone thinks I'm targeting their social media to expose their cheating boyfriend and I have literally nothing to do with it but I hate this bitch so much that I said it was me because she already hates me and it fills me with joy that she's pissed someone else off enough to comment on her posts and they can do more if they remain anon. I do this for my tribe I do this for my tribe

No. 801546

this whole "use they/them" bullcrap being applied to someone as annoying and as despicable as trisha paytas makes no sense to me, she doesn't even deserve a modicum of respect

one of the rare moments when a dipshit like gabbie hanna was right

No. 801550

>>801502
finally someone who is using the dumbass shit thread to its maximum capacity because this is literally so useless and posted by a dumbass, congrats!

No. 801561

>>801546
if murderers and pedo's can have their pronouns respected (and fought for), why can't an annoying idiot like Trisha? If she says she's a they/them people should respect it as dumb as all that shit is.

No. 801562

>>801561
and by "people" I mean people who care about pronouns, they'd be a hypocrite if they weren't respectful towards her just because she's a shit person.

No. 801563

kek at the pedos in meta saying they'd rather see child porn than other anons trying to hide it. It's probably the mods annoyed that they had to delete spam instead of getting off of their asses and deleting the cp which was up for 2 hours or so, longer than any time it's been up before.

No. 801566

>>801546
you know that for a long time people didn't respect her "gender identity", right? a lot of hypocritical wokies still don't
i don't get what she's done that is so bad either

No. 801570

>>801563
It's weird that anons keep saying shit like that. There was an anon complaining about people reporting cp in one of the previous complaints threads as well. It's just so fucking weird and I want to believe they are pedo scrotes, but there could definitely be farmers here who actually think like that.

No. 801571

>>801546
No one with a functioning brain thinks Trisha is being serious about her pronouns, especially Trisha.

No. 801572

>>801561
this
also Trisha is hardly "despicable," like what has she actually done? Be a mentally ill retard and embarrass herself constantly?

No. 801576

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No. 801581

I'm so bummed that r/vindicta has been private for a couple of months now. I really liked a lot of the makeup advice posted there, plus I had a bunch of personal cows I liked to follow on it.

No. 801622

File: 1620449767782.jpg (49.86 KB, 757x420, ethrhf.JPG)

what the fuck twitter

No. 801625

>>801622
I can get on board with this, let scrotes know they ain't gettin no waifu unless they maintain a decent level of personal grooming

No. 801644

>>801622
I'd say animated dads are evolving past the "dumb bumbling dad with hot wife" trope and becoming more idealized in a sense, haven't seen Raya and the last Dragon yet (but like who has lol) but Inside out, Moana and even the Aladdin remake had good dad characters, even when they indirectly opposed their daughters their concern's always felt understandable

No. 801645

>>801644
Samefag
A similar thing is happening with In the world of gaming, a lot of Game developers who started their careers in their 20's are now married and have kids, their fathers themselves and while previously they inserted their straight male fantasy of being a badass and getting lots of women they know write storis of being idealized fathers, which is far more engaging and interesting then the former

No. 801655

>>801581
share the caps if you have some. i got an autistic vibe from them but never bothered to really read through, i'll do it if it ever opens again though

No. 801666

File: 1620462550967.png (2.42 MB, 2048x2026, Screenshot_20210508-032846.png)

i'd have sex with cole hersch, but i wouldn't be happy about it

No. 801667

>>801622
a vast improvement over the ugly guy paired with hot wife trope

No. 801683

File: 1620467780932.jpg (371.4 KB, 788x1152, got soap.jpg)

>>801448
is it gone now? can I go to /g/?

No. 801686

File: 1620468498354.jpg (23.81 KB, 205x280, kitch.jpg)

Normally, whenever p*rn blogs follow me on Tumblr, I just block them, but this time I went through their archive and reported some of the porn accounts they reblogged, and I hope they all get taken down

No. 801687

>>801683
It's been gone for a long while.

No. 801706

I don’t really find babies that cute but Indian babies are almost always very cute to me. Maybe because a lot of them already have hair?

No. 801707

>>801706
I think this is a pretty cute baby, idk I think it’s more about how a baby behaves than how they look that makes them cute

No. 801710

>>801706
I've always expressed adoration for indian babies. Those beautiful dark eyes and yea they usually have hair which really helps lol

No. 801714

i’m watching the rugby with my dad idk it feels like a bunch of men wanted an excuse to wrestle and hug other men without it being ~gay~ so they invented rugby and other such contact sports

No. 801716

lolcow ruined me, i can't function normally on other websites anymore

No. 801719

>>801714
I remember watching a bit of UFC championships my father was following, and you could take frames from their grappling and ask people on the street to decide wether they're fighting or making love.

No. 801720

File: 1620475278348.jpeg (75.67 KB, 680x545, C77DB180-F3EC-4A8A-8B71-3F0EA9…)

>>801714
Definitely.

No. 801722

Is it just me or is Vanessa Vokey playing up the ~based tradgirl~ thing now in her videos?

No. 801725

sadge in all feels

No. 801727

>>801722
she is an idiot and not a radfem, just a grifter who loves being a /pol/ waifu

No. 801728

>>801722
I think she's just moderately left wing and can see the bullshit behind troonery and the sex Industry
Like I don't think she's right wing in anyway but she's probably been called a radfem so many times that she may have started believing it

No. 801732

>>801728
she told me "better dead than red" and called blm a terrorist organization

No. 801736

>>801732
I know about the BLM thing but haven't seen the better then red thing

No. 801738

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No. 801741

>>801738
Wow I just assumed she was a boring moderate liberal, this is much worse

No. 801746

one of my coworkers is so hot its almost physically painful to he around him. i know he doesn't even consider me in that kind of way though, he's a typical straight guy whereas i am awkward and look like a butch lesbian

No. 801748

>>801728
She’s definitely a right-winger. She was seen talking shit about Black Lives Matter and claimed that black people were more likely to commit crimes. She was fired from her job probably because of her incessant harassment towards a few trans women youtubers that no one cares about like Mathilda Hogberg. My assumption is that she definitely doesn’t make a lot of money from her shitty knitting crafts, so she probably comes from a wealthy family that can support her while she continues to destroy her dignity and future online. Her videos have been attracting very confused right-wingers which probably gave her the bright idea to pander to them even more. She reminds me of a very pathetic and low-ranking Candice Owens if she were to be white.

No. 801750

>>801746
doublepost. aj, if youre reading this, pls fuck me

No. 801754

I wonder if blowfly girl is still alive.

No. 801758

>>801746
Anon most people think I'm a butch lesbian but I've dated a lot of guys who could be considered Chads, hell I'm married to a Chad guyv

No. 801760

>>801750
He can't read here, all text is encrypted so it can only be deciphered by female eyes.

No. 801764

>>801758
thank you, that gives me some hope. the majority of guys i've attracted have been bisexual soyboys who just want me to peg them lol

No. 801765

>>801758
NTA but sometimes I get caught up thinking that all men are going to want me to perform femininity for them if I were to enter a relationship. This gives me hope.

No. 801766

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No. 801768

>>801748
kek the Candace comparison is spot on, iirc before I got blocked I saw she made a post (or long comment) recommending and praising Owens. she is a full retard.

No. 801769

I want to go camping with reviewbrah. He'd probably wear non suit related clothes for the trip. I want to listen to his shortwave radio at night and stare at the stars. I want to know his deepest thoughts. I have gone insane.

No. 801770

>>801764
Never met one of these guys IRL, but have gotten weird messages online, "oh your such a goddess" "step on my balls pls" I think most of these message were due to the fact that I'm tall, GNC and moderately buff(not in prefect shape but I workout my upper body semi regularly)

But Im also proudly Vannila asf and attracted to mostly Naturally buff guys

No. 801771

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>>801770
>>801746
Samefag
This Is Kelly Turnbull, a buff gnc woman who works in the animation industry, draws both bara and straight smut and married to a professional wrestler
This should be an inspiration for you anon

No. 801774

>>798993
i started using rice water about a month ago and i love how full and healthy my hair has gotten. i haven't noticed any growth but it's only been a month.

No. 801779

>>801771
based. i had resigned myself to a life of a lonely cat-lady, but maybe there is hope for me after all..

No. 801784

>>801771
>This Is Kelly Turnbull, a buff gnc woman who works in the animation industry
It's not the one with the beard, right?
>draws both bara and straight smut and married to a professional wrestler
oh I am so relieved, really couldn't tell how much she was GNC

No. 801788

>>801784
the fuck is this. why are you so mad

No. 801791

"gnc" is such a pointless term literally all means is short hair. Someone could wear completely stereotypically feminine clothing, makeup etc but if they have short hair will be referred to (and often refer to themselves) as gnc and on the other hand someone could never wear makeup, never wear stereotypically feminine clothes but if they have long hair (especially if they're conventionally attractive) will not be considered gnc. It's also always just like exclusively focused on people's appearance (or moreso just their hair) as opposed to being gnc in literally any other aspect of life.

No. 801795

>>801791
Who were you listening to the whole time, twitter? Jesus

No. 801797

>>801795
No literally anyone, that's how everyone on this website and irl uses it too

No. 801798

File: 1620484617440.jpeg (128.76 KB, 828x710, 3FF76DB3-4F90-4B52-9A47-CDB09E…)

Maybe the lurkers are the real cows on this hellsite

No. 801801

>>801791
Now that you mention it, it is a thing. Pixie cuts and buzzcuts are GNC, but I haven't hear anyone saying they're GNC for not wearing feminine clothing and makeup, if they have long hair. I wouldn't call myself that either for that. I guess having colored shorter hear IS more striking visually, so it'd get more mean comments.

No. 801804

File: 1620485020169.jpg (142.29 KB, 1200x930, 1525837252753.jpg)

>>801801
>>801779
>>801771
If a woman like this can get a Chad bf/husband then so can you

No. 801805

>>801801
I'm not just talking about mean comments though, like all the women who refer to themselves as gnc/pat themselves on the back for being gnc literally just have short hair. I don't think we needed to make a special social category for women with buzzcuts to identify with. I just feel like 'gnc' says anything meaningful at all with the way it's used.

No. 801806

>>801805
*don't feel like

No. 801807

>>801804
>chad doesn't want me because I'm not feminine
>chad doesn't want me because I can't bench enough either
sigh

No. 801811

>>801771
>>801804
can a nonny explain to me how this woman is not gnc i'm retarded. unless there's other pics of her in feminine clothing or something

No. 801815

>>801814
>>801811
I'm not talking about the anons in this thread or this woman >>801804 just a general observation. and there are definitely women who pat themselves on the back or think they're doing something radical for being gnc (having a short haircut)

No. 801816

>>801791
>>801801
I feel like how “striking” things like not wearing makeup, having short hair etc are are and the amount of negative comments they provoke is largely determined by how attractive you are and maybe your race (I think black women get particular grief for short hair). “Gnc” specifically does seem to very overwhelmingly be used to exclusively mean just a white woman with short hair though.

No. 801817

>>801814
NTA but I don't think it's a thing in real life, it's mostly a phenomenon is spaces with lots of young teens online, like parts of twitter and tiktok. It's like people that started calling being fat radical and queer because they really want to get closer to the lgbtq but truly are just "boring" straight men/women.

No. 801818

>>801815
It's cool. I thought it was weird that you framed it that way until I remembered that there were so many traditionally feminine looking girls posting their selfies under some mascgirlmonday hashtag and I reconsidered my statement lol.

No. 801827

>>801788
I'm not 'mad', I was really weirded out because my eyes focused on the wrestler and I was confused

No. 801843

my cat's definitely a scrote

No. 801848

>>801622
I'm tired of Twitter recommending these articles on the sidebar. They need to just bring back the trending topics and leave it at that.

No. 801849

>>801746
same anon. an update: he walked up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders. we work a physical job and i've seen him do it to all the other dudes, but god damn i melted. aj pls..

No. 801863

>>801804
No offense, but no way she's straight, that's a bulldyke if I've seen one

No. 801872

I had an emotional morning being hungover watching return of the King. I've never saw it in HD before, when I tell you that I cried a 100 times

No. 801890

when people complain about being ugly i find it hard to feel bad because i feel like (except in some extreme cases of like genuine disfigurement) pretty much anyone could at least be like a 6/7 if they really were that bothered over it

No. 801891

I’m propagating some succulent cuttings for the first time and I’m nervous. All you cool ladies who manifest shit pls send vibes to help them get big and strong.

No. 801901

>>801890
Some people just have a asymmetry that's not favoring their looks even without being disfigured. I just think that most people that talk about being ugly are probably close to average and are bummed they're not "naturally beautiful". I've read a post today that had a phrase like "being in marginalized demographics - including not being conventionally attractive" and I laughed out loud. Not being beautiful is not a marginalized class of its own.

No. 801905

i'm not letting the bee pee dees ruin sanrio for me

No. 801914

>>801901
ugly people are the most oppressed class

No. 801920

>>801901
>Not being beautiful is not a marginalized class of its own.
You should reconsider.
Ugly people honestly have it the worst. They are discriminated against in every aspect of life, and yet there is no remedy to this discrimination. It is just society telling them they are worth less. And not because of some artificial concept like race, a prejudice that can be countered, but because of much deeper primitive instincts that will never go away.
I feel very sorry for them.

No. 801929

>perma banned on cc
>banned on /tv/
>suspended on facebook
they hated her because she told the truth

No. 801930

>>801798
I saw a vide about cow gathering toward music that was hella cute

No. 801931

>>801929
Are you going for the 4/4?

No. 801944

>>801920
In what way are ugly people discriminated against that results in any actual material oppression? Last I checked ugly people can still be successful artists, politicians, world leaders, business moguls, etc. Mean words are not oppression, 90% of their problems would be solved if they just stopped giving a fuck about what other people think.

No. 801946

>>801944
If you look at it that way then nobody is really oppressed, since women and minorities can all do those things. The question is whether they get to.

No. 801953

>>801946
Yet you can counter that with actual examples of ways in which women are minorities are discriminated against that leads to material oppression. I'm waiting to hear actual examples of how ugly people are discriminated against in similar ways. In fact, I would even argue that ugly people are over-represented in politics. Just google image search politicians and world leaders.

No. 801956

Does anybody know what happened to Erin Painter? Her thread is dead right now so I don’t want to necro it. Now hear me out. Normally when she leaves the internet she makes posts saying goodbye and shit like that but she didn’t make a post like that this time and it’s so out of character, instead all of her accounts are seemingly abandoned, no activity within almost two months. Idk I just have a bad gut feeling this time. Does anybody stay in contact with her that can confirm that she’s okay?

No. 801957

>>801929
I bet it's well deserved. You can't get banned on cc unless you're a raging retard of a man.

No. 801959

File: 1620504411284.jpg (Spoiler Image,550.44 KB, 2880x2880, 20210508_220620.jpg)

Found this through the Shayna thread. What could possibly lead to a person doing this?

No. 801960

>>801959
seems claustrophobic as hell. Anyone who gets turned on by this shit should euthanized.

No. 801964

>>801959
I’m getting a panic attack just looking at it

No. 801965

I love you all nonas, I really do, thank you for being here with us today

No. 801967

>>801959
I'm not sure what I'm looking at it and I'm scared to find out

No. 801969

>>801957
>angry retard of a man
That's funny because I got banned for calling out blatant lesbophobia/handmaidenism and accsing mods of being trannies (which is most definitely what they are). Straight/bi women constantly calling lesbians predatory and gay people degenerate, dick worshipping, supporting tradwaifu lifestyle etc. It's all normal there.

No. 801970

File: 1620506523705.jpeg (57.15 KB, 788x547, Practical_magic.jpeg)

They both looked so hot during this movie ffs.
Campy movies these days don't hit the same way, I miss them.

No. 801972

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I've been doing therapy, and law of attraction affirmations, and I feel so much more at peace with myself, like my energy feels cleaner, and I love myself and feel happier, and think more positive, and I now look out for myself first than anyone else. I love you all and I hope you all can also heal, I'm in the process of healing.

No. 801973

File: 1620507009276.gif (180.62 KB, 220x124, Cute sisters.gif)

>>801970
Samefag I used to ship them so hard as a kid which is weird because they were supposed to be sisters and I didn't know what being gay was oh well

No. 801980

>>801944
>Last I checked ugly people can still be successful artists, politicians, world leaders, business moguls, etc.
If they're male, sure.

No. 801982

>>801980
literally the only fields where ugly people generally won't be successful are in the entertainment industry. The higher ups of pretty much any industry are generally all unattractive men and women.

No. 801986

>>801970
I would kill to have the house from this film.

No. 801996

>>801478
Oh my goodness anon that is so adorable…it makes me happy, thanks for sharing

No. 802027

YouTube comments suck anyway, but why the fuck are they 90% something twerking comments. I can’t wait for it to pass.

No. 802029

File: 1620513762829.jpg (97.09 KB, 576x768, 043uqaif50j31.jpg)

im craving edible paper

No. 802030

File: 1620513783454.gif (86.15 KB, 640x326, 1618428735922.gif)

I'm tired of tight pants! It makes me feel so uncomfortable all the damn time. I'm going to burn all of them and only wear loose pants for now on!

No. 802031

>>802030
I've been wearing sweatpants since I was old enough to pick my own clothes tbh

No. 802032

>>802029
how can you crave them, they taste like nothing

No. 802036

File: 1620515072848.jpeg (75.95 KB, 720x720, 9614E68B-DC6A-428D-9E5F-CC8956…)

This croissant is bussin

No. 802039

>>801959
What the actual fuck.. please don’t tell me that’s an amputee

No. 802043

>>802039
Nta but you can see their hands are folded inside the costume

No. 802046

>>802030
wearing loose pants makes me want to hang myself but I support you on your pursuit of comfort anon

No. 802049

>>801960
don't say euthanize, being a dog gets them off

No. 802050

File: 1620517214078.png (511.52 KB, 900x768, real-kira.png)

I felt possessed to make Lolcow-tan fanart on this fine Saturday kek

No. 802061

>>802050
It's beautiful anon

No. 802062

File: 1620518561161.jpg (48.19 KB, 570x627, lxwheciad6541.jpg)

>google boobies
>get pictures of shrek porn, boob stress balls, a fat naked man and pic related
Thanks.. I guess..

No. 802065

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>>802062
sister what the fuck

No. 802066

>>802065
it is what it is

No. 802074

AK-47 rifles look sick as hell but the use of actual guns gets two thumbs down from me.

No. 802076

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>>802062
Sometimes I want one of these, and the boob as well, they’re funny, I just wish the boob had a face as well.

No. 802079

>>802050
Oh she’s hot. Post this in meta thread anon!

No. 802092

Would never imagine myself listening to selena gomez

No. 802096

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No. 802097

>>802096
So true!

No. 802098

>>802050
Based she kills namefags
>>802076
Lol i went though a squishy dick phase

No. 802100

>>802076
squishy penis showed up as an ad in one of my completely unrelated non nsfw searches once, I laughed my ass off

No. 802101

I wanna get my teeth capped with chrome so when I get in a fight I can just tear live chunks of flesh out of the attacker
I wanna rip someone's ears and fingers off next time I get in a fight like travis the chimp

No. 802102

I re watched the show my husbando is from and it gave me a painful realization of why I liked him. It had to do with some things just hitting too close to home and now I'm a little depressed.

No. 802108

Any guesses where the rocket is gonna land

No. 802110


No. 802111


No. 802115

>>802111
I feel like I've already left enough of an autistic paper trail about him in other threads so I'd rather not say

No. 802116

>>802110
nta I think she means the one going to the moon, with the bad guy on it. At least >>802111 that’s what the bat told me.

No. 802118

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>>802110
An uncontrollable Chinese rocket is about to crash somewhere unknown on Earth in a couple of hours

No. 802120

>>802108
I saw one guy on a tik tok say he hopes God lands it on him.

No. 802121

>>802118
>uncontrollable
What does that mean? Just control it. Anyway, I hope it crashes somewhere cool, but doesn't kill anyone

No. 802127

>>802108
What's its eta

No. 802130

>>802118
Uuuhhmmm what the actual fuck?
I hope it lands on top of me

No. 802134

>>802118
>>802108
Wouldn’t they just snipe it out the air if it’s actually projected toward populated area?

No. 802137

>>802118
oh god I picked the worst fucking time to get drunk on. I hate this

No. 802138

I’m sort of friends with a girl who is just so, SO fucking cute. I’m so jealous of how cute she is. She used to be into lolita and it suited her so well, now she just kind of does regular street jfashion but looks so amazing. She was kind of well known in my city’s cosplay community (there was a cgl thread on my city’s cosplay comm and people mentioned her a lot) but I only got to tall to her when a mutual friend introduced us. We never became good friends but she was SO sweet to me and always told me how cute I was, and when I came back after disappearing from facebook for a while, she immediately noticed and asked where I went and was concerned. She is such a sweetheart but our interactions are a little awkward since we aren’t very close at all, so I just admire how cute she is from afar. She’s older than me but has such a pretty youthful look, I really wish I was as cute as her. I used to think she was a huge bitch because of the cgl posts about her, but right off the bat after meeting her she was so nice and had such good energy that even though I’m jealous of her looks, I can’t even hate her. She has a cute loli look to her, but doesn’t play it up or dress like an underaged child so I appreciate that too lol, she’s just blessed to look really good for her age.

No. 802143

>>802134
>>802108
This. If there’s a real concern, it’ll get blown up, burn in pieces in the atmosphere then plop into the ocean.

No. 802150

>>802108
on my fat ass

No. 802166

>>802108
with any luck, it'll donnie darko me

No. 802172

Summer 2021 = hot girl summer
I lost a bunch of weight and dug out all of my crop tops from college. Can't wait to dress like a 19 year old with the confidence of a woman in her late 20's. Fellas better be ready to eat it up, because they can look, but they can't touch.

No. 802194

god when was the last time cow threads have actually been interesting. almost every thread is literally just
>SHE SHOOPZ!!1
and nothing else

No. 802211

File: 1620537659591.jpg (27.08 KB, 350x255, 13322187_276035026075909_46029…)

Fellow Chinese nonnies, do you also feel that cum smells like congee? Or it just me? I've only ever experienced "bleach-scented" once and it was a shock, otherwise to me cum apparently smells like Chinese rice porridge

I've told this to my white bf and now he refuses to try congee kek

No. 802214

>>802211
I am not Chinese, but yes it does

No. 802218

>>802211
>now he refuses to try congee
Fragile masculinity

No. 802221

>>802211
I don’t really think it does but it looks like congee now that you point it out

No. 802222

File: 1620541224673.jpg (1.08 MB, 1200x726, Delinquent gang.jpg)

I see one cute delinquent and my brain goes horny

No. 802241

File: 1620546898850.jpg (9.73 KB, 375x211, DpkSUvS.jpg)

Is vocal physiognomy a thing? I use r/gonewildaudio semi-frequently, and I’ve found two guys, completely separate from each other, who have similar kinks, moan in similar ways and say sort of similar things as they get off (“oh baby” etc). They do make different content and are both obscure enough that I doubt they’re copying each other, either.
I’m kind of tempted to talk to them both, compare their typing styles, personal lives and other things. I want to take a more secret kink from one and ask if the other is into it, too. It’d be pretty crazy if even hidden aspects of their sexualities were interchangeable. Best case scenario, I could get them both to reveal their bodies or their faces and see if they’re also physically similar.

No. 802245

>>802241
Samefag to say now that I think about it, it’s actually three of them. The third seems to be more extreme with his fetishes than the other two, but maybe he’s just more shameless. They definitely share more than a few interests, and they all make certain kinds of noises. Though the third guy’s voice is a bit deeper than the first two, they all have a certain pitch or tone to their voices, even when they’re trying to play different roles. I want to call it the “bitch tone” or the “bitch pitch”.
It’d be funny if you could identify what males are into from their voices alone.
>inb4 “anon please go outside”
No

No. 802249

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No. 802252

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>>802249
As the old and wise saying goes, that's enough Internet for today

No. 802253

>>802211
>now he refuses to try congee kek
what a weak man

No. 802261

>>802252
so long, coward

No. 802279


No. 802280

>>802029
all paper is edible. don't let the government tell you otherwise.

No. 802283

File: 1620555362825.jpg (20.29 KB, 500x500, paper-destroyer-500x500.jpg)

>>802280
this post was written by a paper shredder. Get back to your office !

No. 802289

Silk pillow cases are so expensive, damn. But I guess they are worth the investment since they seem to help with hair and skin issues

No. 802291

>>802289
Can't you just get a satin pillowcase instead, wouldn't that have the same effect? I'm kind of skeptical how much of a difference a silk case even makes tbh

No. 802299

>>802291
Idk but I can look into it, thanks.

I read it helps with frizz and wrinkles but I'm also skeptical. At least they look nice and are a long time investment, I guess

No. 802347

it's that time of the year when it's hot outside and cold inside

No. 802349

>>802347
heat make your balls sweaty, scrote?

No. 802353

That john goodman retard on KF makes me wanna a-log. He shows up in every damn thread and I cringe so hard its painful. All those posters are embarrassing try-hards but boy howdy do I wanna punch that guy

No. 802355

I know that if it came down to it and I was face to face with the men that troll this board I'd be able to make them cry and fight them 1 on 1 and win.

No. 802365

i miss anus-kun

No. 802376

Someone put this website in the adhd thread where you could look into your gene mutations and it was so fascinating. I literally had no idea so much could be understood from your genes. It makes me feel like designer babies are inevitable.

No. 802390

Is lolcow more chaotic or it's always been like that

No. 802400

>>802390
today is a fucking shitshow, coked up scrotes shitting up every thread.

No. 802403

>>802400
Going out of your way to insult one of your own, huh? Moids are so self-hating.

If you don't like it, go back to reddit with the other males.

No. 802407

Anywayyyy

No. 802408

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I was bored so I maid an /ot/ alignment chart, no gc spergs because any placement would have been too controversial

No. 802412

>>802376
We're all just walking 3D printings of our genes, why is that weird?

No. 802421

>>802412
I don’t think it’s weird it’s just really interesting and wasn’t something I knew much about

No. 802423

>>802408
>jannies
>neutral

No. 802440

>>802423
well there are some cases where their presence is (or would be) helpful. Like right now

No. 802446

>>802408
Pointless if you’re not going to include the gc spergs

No. 802451

>>802408
Why are twitterfags lawful?

No. 802459

I made a reference to James Dean and I saw my scrote coworker's eyes get really wide. No, not that one you damn coomer.

No. 802528

>>802451
idk they don't really break any rules from what I've seen, theyre just annoying

No. 802529

>>802528
one of the rules is to integrate tho

No. 802550

I hate that no hairstyle looks good on me, damn, am I that ugly lol

No. 802553

>>802459
I’d honestly be more sus/amused if a female coworker’s eyes got wide, I didn’t think men paid much attention to male porn stars kek

No. 802554

This woman is so lucky. Her nigel boyfriend seems “gay” but I don’t think he is, she has great standards because he literally does her own hair, knows how to shop, looks like he smells good, well-groomed. She seems like something that r/femaledatingstrategy would praise. I’ll give her a pet a rating of 10/10, amazing job youtuber nonny

No. 802561

>>802553
He straight up didn't know about the actual actor. "Oh, so he's named after somebody". Yeah, man…

No. 802583

>>801645
Late reply but do you have any examples of games with good father figures as the main? I can only think of the western version of the original Nier

No. 802600

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I think my wisdom teeth is protruding and it’s so annoying ughh

No. 802621

>>802583
The Last of Us, Witcher 3

No. 802625

>>802621
also ps4 god of war

No. 802662

>>802625
The walking dead season 1

No. 802665

File: 1620581507033.gif (1.64 MB, 352x217, crClrO9.gif)

>be asian
>always go to this pho place next door for lunch
>"Do you work here?"
>"I'd like to order"
>"Can I get some change?"
>"Are you on break?"

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TO EAT MY SPRING ROLLS FUCK

No. 802667

>>802390
Thought it was just me. Yeah lolcow has been kinda weird lately

No. 802668

>>802665
That must be so annoying, holy shit

No. 802672

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can't believe that anti-p&s sperg is still around in the designs thread

No. 802673

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>>802665
Oh god anon, it is
>"..I don't work here."
>"Oh! You looked like you do"
>wtf is that supposed to mean you dunce

No. 802678

>>802672
kek they’re so angry because no matter how much scrotes try to make it into their fav fap waifu anime it will always be appreciated by female weebs

No. 802680

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I recently bought this diffuser for my room and it smells so amazing…I'd wear this shit if I could

No. 802683

The anon calling everyone a scrote is based and funny. This place has been such a bore lately anyway.

No. 802685

>>802678
i don't even recall scrotes liking it that much, or at least not a ton, unless that changed over time cause when the show first came out they shat on it because "muh whores"

No. 802687

>>802683
kek I was gonna post the exact opposite, it's fucking annoying and I hope she gets banned

No. 802689

>>802687
sorry anon, I like chaoscow.com more than friendcow.com

No. 802691

>>802683
the schtick is extra funny to me since I was trying to troll /ot/ a few weeks ago trying to get people to call me a tranny but no one fell for it

No. 802694

Just sent a very cringe text, debating posting it here so nonas can bully me into never texting him again.

No. 802696

>>802694
Post it, please! Since you're already ashamed, I'll go easy on you. Plus, we've all been there.

No. 802698

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>>802696
okay anon for you

No. 802702

>>802698
Aw, anon. Reading that, I feel like I could have been the one who wrote it. If things are meant to be, I hope they work out for you. And if they're not meant it be, that's okay too! Don't get down on yourself if he doesn't respond.

No. 802707

>>802698
you dumbass. i'm gonna break your phone.

No. 802710

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>>802698
You dumbass bitch why you sent that? Put your phone away jfc let me hug you stupid

No. 802722

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>>802698
Pick yourself up off the floor and never beg and scrape for a scrote's attention again girl. "And stuff and happy and things" put that cutesy Rainbow Brite bullshit back in the bag and have some dignity jfc.

No. 802724

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>>802698
"on a break"
Just grow a spine, and break up, instead of doing it on slow mode

No. 802732

>>802698
Sounds like the type of shit I’d send during the worst relationship of my life.

Block and delete before you waste more time.

No. 802736

I really like the Crypt Keepers voice from "Tales from the Crypt". It's like ASMR IDK

No. 802745

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Text anon here, thanks for the bullying anons I am regretting that text like nothing else. Neva speaking to scrotes ever again.

No. 802747

>>802698
Scrotes don't treat desperate women very nicely, and this text reeks of desparation.

No. 802759

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I just want a girl to love, and I’m so confused and really uncomfortable am I even 100% straight lol

No. 802795

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Feel free to call me silly, but as a tall woman that has gotten treated like shit from during her childhood up to early adulthood for her height (I used to have a habit of surrounding myself with the wrong people that would poke fun of my insecurities regarding my height) it makes me a bit happy to see people be horny on main for Lady Dimitrescu. I feel a bit better about myself every time someone simps for tall lady characters in any media

No. 802801

>>802795
Same tbh
I also get myself rooting for tall girls a lot because of the same reason

No. 802805

I was 14 when I've realized that people with daltonism just see red in different colours instead of things coloured red just not existing for them.

No. 802817

>>802795
same! I'm 6ft tall and growing up i constantly heard "haha being tall is nice but it's going to be hard to find a boyfriend!!" so I just assumed men didn't like women who are taller than them

No. 802818

Grimes looks like she doesn't shower & probably smells like the backside of an earring. Sorry, but I had to say it or else I would have imploded.

No. 802835

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I don't wanna derail the confession thread any longer, so I am moving this discussion here

Who is this, farmers? Hottest takes so far: Azealia Banks, Corpse Husband and that actor

No. 802837

>>802805
I hope you tried to stalk someone while dressed in completely red before you got that revelation

No. 802838

>>802835
doja cat

No. 802840

>>802835
A nobody anon baiting everyone.

No. 802848

>>802835
I said corpse husband mostly as a joke kek, I doubt he'd feel objectified by us + I think he enjoys his fame deep down, it would be hilarious if it were him though. I say it's one of the troons because the random capitalization gives me autism vibes

No. 802849

>>802840
Deep down I know it's a larper bit it's fun to guess

>>802838
This is a good guess, she's imageboard savvy

No. 802860

>>802835
Adam Driver(driversperging)

No. 802863

>>802801
>>802817
I love you fellow tall anons! People get so weird when it comes to tall women, and honestly if I hear another "but it's good to be tall that means you can become a model uwu" I'm gonna throw up. I've also gotten the whole thing that it's going to be hard for me to find a man, even gotten told by men that I'm not attractive because of my height (even though I'm not THAT tall, above average but not insanely so)

No. 802865

>>802838
i doubt it

No. 802887

>>792925
My finger is healing up nicely but a certain part of it feels numb. I wonder if I have severed something important

No. 802902

>>802835
No one but at the very most a tiktoker with like 30k followers

No. 802906

I would love to have a job sending/responding to emails I don’t get why people complain about it

No. 802911

I really don’t understand how people do like a phd in pure mathematics. what is there to say.

No. 802917

I feel like Trisha Paytas has lost everything that once made her interesting or unique. I guess that eventual happens with most youtubers though.

No. 802924

My daydreams shift with my obsession of the month and I'm so jelly of people who fantasize about whole new worlds they invented. Like if I still have to spent hours on it at least be something original!!! No, all my mind can produce are pretty normal things all considered.

No. 802925

I want to start watching a TV show but I’m not sure which. I’ve never watched one before apart from the Wendy Williams show.

No. 802926

>>802924
Same but don’t feel bad about it. People with intricate fantasy world daydreams are recommended to write books, but most books are about normal shit. I don’t think daydreaming about normal things is inferior.

No. 802928

I waited two weeks to watch a show with my dad and the old fuck watched alone before me and told me the damn plot twist. That's why moids should be erased of earth no loyalty only thinking for themselves.

No. 802930

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how gullible the farmers here makes me laugh so much holy crap

No. 802939

>>802930
Anons set themselves up sometimes. I figured we've all spent enough time on the internet to spot an obvious troll by now, but I guess not.

No. 802943

>>802930
>>802939
Nonnies it's funner to entertain the idea of something outrageous than not.

No. 802951

>>802943
That stuff just gives me a headache most of the time. There's a difference between someone posting fun bait/trolling with silly intent versus the stuff that's getting posted today, which is clearly meant to antagonize farmers.

No. 802954

>>802951
doesn't change the fact that you're giving them the reaction they want

No. 802956

>>802954
I suppose. I still view the former more like those "and then everyone clapped" Tumblr posts though. At least they know they're not pissing me off and instead I'm just laughing with them. The latter though, any response they get is probably going to negative and emotionally charged, so it's not worth responding to imo.

No. 802957

>>802917
her becoming a theyby is the final step in her reverse evolution

No. 802960

Everytime i have an UTI (like rn) I have the best, most magical dreams. My brain do be trying to make up for my malfunctioning bits I guess.

No. 803025

>>802960
My BIL is a doctor and says that UTIs often cause confusion in old women, though nobody knows why. Bodies are weird, yo.

No. 803043

I love watching old rap videos to see the women, they all looked so good with their natural bodies (or natural looking bodies). I love seeing a natural lead girl, now it seems like all the video girls have those BBL's and most of them don't look good or natural.

No. 803048

Also Mariah Carey was so pretty in the "Always be my baby" video.

No. 803049

>>803048
I just rewatched that the other day! I completely agree.

No. 803082

my dad has the weirdest fucking sense of humor, I just don't get it. like one time he saw a girl with an anchor tattoo and he thought it was funny, presumably because the city we live in is called anchorage. but why is that even funny…? I genuinely think he might have autism, not just for this but for other reasons too.

No. 803085

>>803082
You are the uncultured pun hater and your father is the based pun lover.

No. 803104

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Heaven is listening to the radio, rotating through the 5 boomer classic rock stations you can find and allowing your mind to rest, listening and enjoying every generic 80s riff like a happy simpleton. I'll tune in to general classics and oldies stations as well and bask in how cheesy it is. Cheesy doesn't have to be a bad thing, neither does dated. It is a pure joy filling experience because you empty your mind and let whatever comes, come. I wanna sit there with zero expectations and have Journey or Led Zeppelin or Blue Oyster Cult or Bob Dylan or Cyndi Lauper or WHOEVER else that I wouldn't call my favorite but simply can enjoy, be wafted to my ears and just let it come. The real treasure is when something you actually like and invest in comes on, but it's a pretty rare prize yet everything is still enjoyable to me. I'm a young female but my soul is a boomer dad's, only when I'm jamming out to such predictable classics as Pink Floyd's Welcome to the Machine can I be at peace. That said I'll listen to the jazz and classical stations if the time is right so it's hardly confined to a genre. I recommend this to everybody, since it's better than therapy. You discover stuff too and learn a lot about music history. Idk I enjoy having my favorites on spotify but like cable, radios are special to me since you have to work with what you get and open your mind to what you might have dismissed. Even if it is totally normie and generic.

No. 803106

The shitposting male in the vent thread is kinda hot not gonna lie. I would maybe if he wasn't gey.

No. 803107

I fucking love country guys I have to say it they are everything to me

No. 803108

>>803106
he is cute but I don't understand dudes who post their mug on imageboards

No. 803115

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>>803106
>>803108
He only posted pictures of himself in the dark, nonnies. We can all do better than a chainsmoking, room-dwelling twink.

No. 803117

>>803104
Anon, you did an excellent job of describing why I liked radio so much when I was a young teen. Streaming didn't really exist, CDs/tapes were costly fot my broke teen self, and limewire wasn't always reliable. What I did have was a functional radio that could play both fm and am. I remember listening to popular radio stations (and listening to shitty top 40 music) until I started playing around with the channels and found the (classic) rock channel. From there, I found Alice Cooper's evening radio show and he played a lot of new and different songs which I inhaled like a fat bong hit. It was cultural education for me and I'm not quite sure if there's something like it these days. I don't think podcasts really count. Those were the days. Thanks for the pleasant trip down memory lane!

No. 803118

>>803115
eh I don't really care about sticking it to anyone, I don't mind being honest if I find someone nice looking. still yeah he's pretty dumb to post like that here. we're just commenting our views not genuinely trying to fuck him lol.

No. 803123

>>803118
It’s very annoying how so many anons here take everything so seriously and are always trying to prove something and constantly so defensive about the most meaningless things

No. 803128

>>803108
it's the equivalent of girls who post themselves on r9k

No. 803129

>>803123
nta but I don't see anyone doing that in this convo tbh

No. 803130

>>803123
god fucking bless you, last I checked there wasn't a site-wide rule we have to constantly act so uptight.

No. 803131

>>803129
I think some anons are generally just way too defensive about people saying anything positive about any men’s appearance, or just anyone in generals appearance actually but especially so with men.

No. 803132

>>803123
>>803118
Considering we're not supposed to give them attention in the first place, I feel like commenting on how good they look only emboldens them to do it more openly. Gay or not, men have a tendency to encroach on female spaces for the hell of it. It's not the most serious thing in the world, no, but having him stroll through here like an art exhibit to have anons fawn over him is a bit… counterintuitive to this place, no? Tbh, I've seen uglier dudes get ripped to shreds here, so call me crazy to insinuate anons are only refraining from telling him to take a hike more brutally because he's one of the first pieces of eye candy to show up.

No. 803133

>>803132
Nta, but you're right. I get males will post and lurk no matter what, but we shouldn't entertain him, imo.

No. 803134

>>803132
Idk men don’t really post here identifying themselves that often imo. I also just don’t personally even slightly care about the sanctity of lolcow as a “female space”, I only view it as a drama board. I feel like it’s best years were before the ban and being “the website that banned men” has done nothing except attract the worst type of women and the worst type of men to post here.

No. 803135

>>803131
most men truly are ugly and yet still get praised and shilled for it all over the media and internet despite putting in no effort while women get attacked even if they look conventional so why shouldn't they be pissed? people are tired of it

No. 803136

>>803135
I’m tired of hearing about how tired you are of it

No. 803137

>>803129
maybe not concentrated in this convo (for some reason lc is chill right now, must be the time) but you can't go a day without anons complaining about others having too much fun (borzoiposting or whatever is the recent shitpost meme) or not spewing enough hatred for the cows or not being a hard enough misandrist. the shitposting thread and honest cow opinions are a good thing though that help with this. but seriously why can't we say some random guy is cute? on 4chan they would be posting rape fantasies or negging

>>803132
okay true, I read this after typing my post and I agree we shouldn't entertain him. I guess I thought it was harmless but it is probably what he came for for some forsaken reason. I don't mind honesty though I mean yeah he isn't being ripped apart for that reason but it's kinda human nature to not mind a pretty face. still I don't know when we all agreed we have to neg every man we come across to avenge our sex

No. 803139

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I dont think its because he's a man that's bothering nonnies, its probably because he only posted for attention and a bunch of yall gave it to him

No. 803144

>>803139
This. Idk if it's in the rules cause it hasn't been updated in so long, or if it's even still enforced, but for a while anons would get banned for interacting with scrotes. Why else would he post his face if not for attention?

No. 803145

>>803139
This exactly. We don't want a bunch of desperate moids posting their selfies here only to have anons go "aw nonnies he's sort of cute! don't be so uptight, we're just having fun!". You're giving him attention and feeding his and other scrotes' habits. Men were banned on this site originally because they kept attention whoring with the "Male here, and as a male I think" like they were laying some holy truth at our dumb bimbo female feet. Go to /r9k/ if you want to compliment loser selfies out of sympathy or whatever's forcing you to do that.

No. 803148

>>803136
then go to any other site or raise your standards? there's not to many places where women can freely shit on men to begin with without getting banned

No. 803152

>>803139
nta but K, I think you're right in this instance. I do think there is a separate issue when it doesn't involve male posters of farmers expecting each other to all agree about men and whatever topics, but definitely we shouldn't be feeding actual male posters attention so with this I'll shut the fuck up.

No. 803154

>>803148
I’m a lesbian, I agree the men are hideous but just seeing the same thing being said over and over again gets boring like this trite discourse about societal expectations even happens in the unconventional male attractions thread. It’s not breaking news to anyone that there’s unequal standards for men and women. I don’t get why anons here can’t resist sperging about it every single time any man ever is brought up. It doesn’t even seem genuine it comes off very defensive and performative.

No. 803156

>>803132
Nonny all I said was that he was kinda hot, not that we shouldn't be mean to him or tell him to fuck off, and I purposefully came to this thread so as not to tag him directly. I even thought the post nitpicking him was funny. Maybe just chill.

No. 803159

>there's not to many places where women can freely shit on men to begin with without getting banned
What do people even mean when they say this? You can literally do that on any website. Here, Crystal.cafe, Tumblr, twitter, tiktok, 4chan like you’re not going to get a ban on any of those websites for shitting on men. This gets repeated so much as a reason why people need to shit up lolcow with there sperging as they can’t do it anywhere else and is just like blatantly false.

No. 803160

>>803159
>>803148
Meant to tag this post

No. 803161

>>803043
me too. i went on a 90s rap mv binge the other night and i really love how the women looked in videos back then.

No. 803163

>>803154
it keeps happening over and over because anons keep posting the same goblins over and over, they're just as spergy

No. 803165

>>803154
No one said anything about beauty standards though? All I saw was anons saying to not give them attention

No. 803167

>>803154
It's not that deep. Anons just shouldn't give scrotes the attention or you'll get them posting selfies all the time here because pseudovirtuous anons will give them the time of their day.

No. 803169

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>>803156
congrats on feeding his ego

No. 803170

>>803165
They did though >>803135

No. 803171

>>803167
>anons just shouldn't give scrotes the attention
you know that's not gonna happen, nonnie.

No. 803174

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>>803169
Whatever you say, nonny.

No. 803176

>>803167
So what? They get banned quickly and lolcow had been slow boring recently. It’s almost always very funny and unfortunate whenever people decide to post their pictures here, I laughed in real life at that weirdo who felt the need to post her inverted ass in the vent thread.

No. 803177

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>>800605
Do they live somewhere with a high % black people? that's basically the chance of that happening

No. 803197

>>802665
Do you wear a lot of allblack? I don't doubt they were being racist in your case tbh but people tend to assume allblack outfit means staff.

No. 803203

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i was browsing a redpill reddit for the kek of it and i gagged

No. 803205

Has anyone else noticed this weird fake accent trend on tiktok? like the way a lot of the irony red scare art school “leftist” girls talk (e.g. glamdemon2004, raynecorp, philipsonicare)

No. 803209

>>803134
A lot of old threads look way worse than what we have now tbh. off the top of my head the fluffy pony abuse shit, lolicon discussions, blatant coomershit, /pol/ shit, robot shit, and just disgusting, vomit-inducing posts in general. Even when I looked through old threads on the drama boards there's a bunch of milkless posts, obvious vendettas, rampant ana-chans/nitpickers (not too different from now tbh). At least there's some attempt at controlling those things now even if it still slips up at times.
>>803205
who, who, and who?

No. 803215

>>803134
Scrotes don't need to identify themselves because their same old "s-seethe femcels, this is a drama board I don't care about your girlspace" posts always give them away.

No. 803224

>>803209
Yes /b/ was at least as bad, I’ve always thought /ot/ or back in the day /b/ was the weakest part of the site but I think the cow threads were on average a lot better.

>>803215
Lmao at the idea that having a female only imageboard is some super important meaningful issue that if you don’t care about you absolutely must be man. Get a grip. It’s extremely weird the way you people treat lc like it’s a rape shelter or something. I just don’t have an interest in most of the things anons post about outside of cows and predominantly use the site for drama, and have been here since before the rule was implemented so feel ambivalent towards the female only thing. I also just find the whole idea of it pretty meaningless since it’s an anonymous imageboard, anyone could pretend to be anybody anyway.

No. 803227

>>803224
>I just don’t have an interest in most of the things anons post about outside of cows and predominantly use the site for drama
Yet here you are in /ot/, obviously emotionally invested enough to keep arguing about it. Makes you think.

No. 803267

For people who speak two languages, do you sometimes forget the name for an object in English? I speak Italian sometimes at home and this happened all the time when I was a kid because I grew up saying certain things only in Italian and I would struggle with naturally remembering or saying it in English. Stuff like meat, heater, television, microwave. Sometimes even when I'm speaking full English I drop an Italian word in or two right in the middle of the sentence kek

No. 803269

>>803267
Yes, I think and work in English exclusively so I always forget vocab from my native language and other languages I speak.

No. 803271

>>803205
I don't know who any of those people are, but if they're scarethots and making fake accents it's probably because they want to do some kind of tiny fragile immigrant waif larp

No. 803279

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I was getting nostalgic for the American McGee Alice games, and decided to read up about the creator of the games out of boredom and well…………

>American James McGee was born to an eccentric mother who was a house painter. He met his biological father only once, at his 13th birthday party.[1] In explaining where his name came from, McGee has said that his mother was a hippie and was inspired by a woman she knew in college that named her child "America". McGee was highly creative and was gifted in mathematics and science. He also took an early interest in computer programming, eventually getting accepted to a magnet school for computer science.


>his inspiration for the macabre tone of Alice comes from his disturbing, dysfunctional childhood. For instance, on McGee's 13th birthday, his father, whom he had just met for the first time, was "stinking drunk" and assaulted the young McGee by attempting to gouge his eyes out with the intent of either killing or molesting him. Shortly afterwards his father was involved in a car accident.


>McGee had a number of stepfathers when growing up until his mother finally settled into a relationship with a transgender woman. When McGee was sixteen, he came home from school to find his house empty and abandoned; the only things left were his bed, his books, his clothes and his Commodore 64 computer. His mother had sold the house to pay for two plane tickets and the fee for her girlfriend's sex change operation, leaving him on his own. He packed up his computer, dropped out of high school and took a variety of odd jobs, finally settling on a Volkswagen repair shop.[3]


>His sister went missing, and the Private Investigator hired by McGee yielded the fact that the trail led to a hotel room she and her boyfriend were allegedly staying at, where investigators found a copious amount of blood. She is presumed dead.


Jesus Christ

No. 803280

I'm finally over being into anime. I am so tired of anime fans and everything that comes with them. Once a fanatic but no more!! I don't give a shit about cartoons! A new freedom I would have never thought I'd have. (Will probably just watch an older mecha series if I have the urge to pick up a series.) Am just getting old and bitter I guess.

No. 803281

>>803267
I remember seeing a video of a woman having brain surgery while conscious and the medical staff were talking to her, I guess to make sure everything was going okay. There was a point where she couldn’t think of a word but could recall it in another language which apparently suggests that we use different parts of our brains for different languages. That could explain why this happens.

No. 803282

>>803279
This is crazy

No. 803283

>>803269
Same here, good to know I'm not alone. Once I did a phone interview in both English and my native language and the HR person told me that the English one went better, I sounded more confident kek

No. 803284

>>803279
That's so sad.

No. 803289

>>803282
>>803284
Also he has been trying to get a 3rd Alice game funded for the better part of a decade to no avail. And honestly I feel so awful for him, cause I loved both Alice games when I was a angsty teenager and there's still some charm to it

I really hope he can get the 3re Alice game made, like it will never make up for his crappy life but it would be something

No. 803322

>>803279
I recently read wikipedia as well as the interviews from when the original Alice was released. His childhood is shocking. Amazing that he became a succesful (if underrated) video game auteur. Especially since he made the jump in his early twenties.
Guy is cool as hell IMHO, love his games to death. Hope Alice Asylum happens someday.
>His mother had sold the house to pay for two plane tickets and the fee for her girlfriend's sex change operation, leaving him on his own
Wow, that troon dick must have been amazing. /s

No. 803324

>>803279
>>803289
Oh god, I really loved the Alice games when I was younger, but haven't thought about them in a while. I had no idea his life was like that. I hope he finds a little solace in the fact that so many people love his work.

No. 803325

>>803324
He's been running a Patreon to fund the third Alice game as well as a shop with merch, so at least he still has a sizable fanbase.

No. 803327

>>803325
That's good to hear. And this convo spurred me to check up on his social media; at least he actually seems quite happy with his wife and new baby.

No. 803329

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>>803279
Searched for some interviews with him on Youtube and when he was young he looked like an early 2000's boy band member kek

No. 803330

>>803327
Honestly if I'd been through that shit, I'd probably have roped my self years ago
So happy for him

No. 803335

They really edited a bunch of overlapping, low hanging bawlz to try and annoy a female image board, men are such weird faggots

No. 803342

I used to read OFC as (O)(F) (C)ourse, but then I realised it was (O)f (F)ucking (C)ourse, so now every time someone uses it while talking to me I feel like I'm being yelled at

No. 803347

>>803342
Pretty sure it is OF Course, I never read it as of fucking course or got the impression anyone else uses it like that. It's not emphatic enough for swearing, more just a neutral abbreviation.

No. 803357

>>803335
The amount of time and effort that weirdo has put into posting and replying to himself is so pathetic. I can't even imagine such an existence.

No. 803368

>>803357
At least the mod’s doing a great job, I’m glad they’re awake and removing their posts quickly.
Thank you mod!

No. 803403

i feel like calling even more men ugly now out of spite, thanks nonitas
and who memed the idea that squinting your eyes all the time and having a robolox head is attractive?

No. 803436

I've spent 8 hours on my day off waiting in a workman (he will be here finally in the next hour) and it's a quick job he has to do thankfully and he's been making me wait all day and I've been too anxious to get high in case he turned up and was a narc lmao so when he leaves I'm going to get so high and it'll feel earned because I've been waiting all day for it.

No. 803442

>>803279
How can a mother of two kids end up abandoning her own children and selling the entire house just to pay for some troons surgery, jesus
I thought during that time it wasn't a thing

No. 803444

You know whatever worse than a scrote who orbits you? The kind of scrote who acts like he hates you, finds you ugly/repulsive but still tries to use you for sex and wont leave you alone lol

What kind of scrote is this?I dont even know what it's called

No. 803464

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I listen to the thief gold/2 ost so that my ADHD brain can concentrate. Also, classic thief garret is better then the shit remake one.

No. 803479

>>803104
I feel sad that most of the stations in my area suck. I wish pirate radio still existed. It's cool to listen to international stations online though.

No. 803535

>>802076

my flatmate had a ton of squishies including the penis one. We threw them up onto the kitchen ceiling and they stuck there and every couple of weeks or so one would fall down at random times and scare the shit out of everyone. We ended up melting the penis squishy on a barbecue stove.

No. 803537

Hmm, i still think of that british anon whose said that every colonized country deserves to be colonized and ireland is a bunch of sheep shagging bastards every now and then. I hope dies in a pool of piss and shit with her opinion where it belongs lmao.

No. 803543

>>803537
I hope that anon pops into this thread I want to say hi

No. 803545

>>803537
Unfortunately she is not unique in her opinions.

No. 803547

>>803537
She’s British she has to cope somehow

No. 803567

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No. 803587

Best and worst thread, go

No. 803597

>>803537
I remember that whole infighting saga, it was English vs Scottish anons and then the American anons got involved. Insults included the typical colonisers, and highland sheep haggis munching and stuff. I am English and replied a few times but god it got quite heated and personal lol

No. 803617

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>>803587
>best thread: absolutely retarded shitpost thread
>worst thread: celebricow thread

No. 803625

>>803587
Is this /ot/ or whole site?
>best
Unpopular opinions/dumbass/vent thread. They're the same thread, and you know it.
>worst
The arist salt thread. I very rarely look in there, usually by accidentally following a piece of text that seems interesting on the front page and exit immediately.

No. 803627

>>803567
Do you happen to know what video that pic is from?

No. 803636

>>803587
Best:dumbass/shitpost/suggestions and complaints on meta/driverfagging thread
Worst: artist/dog hate/suggestions and complaints on meta

Probably forgetting something

No. 803641

>>803587
in /ot/? best thread: absolutely retarded shitposting and positivity threads. worst thread: artist salt and dog hate.

No. 803643

>>803587
Best on /ot/ is Unpopular Opinions. Worst is "things you like that would get you called a scrote", thread should have been nuked from the very start.

No. 803650

>>803587
On ot
>Best
Lolcow's Helpful Caps, Dumbass Shit, Positivity Thread, Things You Like, LC Discord
>Worst
Dog Hate, Things That Would Get You Labeled a Scrote

No. 803653

>>803643
Totally forgot about this one and you are absolutely right

No. 803655

>>803587
>/ot/
best: dumbass shit
worst: celebricows
>/g/
best: unconventional male attractions
worst: astrology general (it's retarded and gives me internalized misogyny)
>/snow/
best: mtf general (it's based)
worst: mtf general (it's full of spergs)
>/m/
best: dumb bitch memes
worst: idk honestly. I guess im gonna go with genshin impact gen just bc the female characters outfits always creeped me out

I don't really use the other boards

No. 803660

>>803655
>gives me internalized misogyny
How so?

No. 803661

>>803655
>gives me internalized misogyny
same, I forgot in my post to say I also hate the manifestation thread for this reason, it makes us all look stupid.

No. 803665

>>803660
because it's overwhelmingly women who are into astrology, it makes us live up to the stereotype of being silly and irrational imo

No. 803668

>>803659
Fair warning: it's just fandom shipping out of minor character interactions and the main focus in the story is on boys for the most part (given that it's a shounen)

No. 803677

>>803661
>>803665
must be hard being such full-time pick-me ass bitches. focus on the men who think it makes women inherently stupid to enjoy something they don’t personally believe in/that they think is ‘illogical’ instead of pointing fingers at the girls harmlessly enjoying it, because i’m certain it’s not getting you picked by any of the moids that love to shit on women for daring to enjoy collecting crystals

No. 803678

>>803627
nevermind, found it!

No. 803681

Anons on snow act like they forgot how to spoiler

No. 803682

>>803665
This reasoning indeed screams "I hate women for liking harmless stuff"

No. 803685

>criticize something mostly women are into
>get called a pick me
Can’t win on this website lmao You don’t have to defend literally everything women are into. And doing so doesn’t mean you’re siding with scrotes. Ffs

No. 803692

>>803661
>Scrotes on imageboards: Try to manifest going back in time to meet Hitler and change reality to one where Donald Trump is an avatar of God and they can meet him with the power of Kek, embodied by Pepe
>"Oh nooo! Cringeee! Women on imageboards having positive outlooks on attaining their goals and training themselves to keep a meditative, focused mindset when it comes to what they want?! They look so stupid I caaaan't!! We all look so stupid omggg"
Tired of this shit lmao.

No. 803694

>>803685
Originally anons reacted to OP saying it causes "internalized mysogyny" and how it validates stereotypes, but that assumes that men are looking in and judging, and that's the source of the shame. And I think astrology is pretty retarded and would not be friends with anyone who makes decisions based on it.

No. 803696

>>803685
>’dae think wamen into stupid idiot female shit like BEING GENERALLY POSITIVE and BELIEVING IN STARS is bad? dae think all of these stupid females make us good and correct logical women who like male-approved hobbies look bad?’
>’W-W-WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A PICK ME FOR SHITTING ON WOMEN?????’
pick one

No. 803701

>>803625
>>803643
i'm curious what do you like about unpopular opinions? it always seemed liked infight bait to me (and sometimes just regular bait). those threads are too chaotic and not in a good way
>>803655
worst in /m/ imo is the idol thread and nsfw games thread. maybe waifu generator only because i hate seeing those generic big titted moeblobs every time i scroll by. sometimes the awful designs thread because it's kinda spergy and i disagree with half the stuff there plus their reasonings.

No. 803702

>>803692
The first one seems like shitposting on /pol/ and they get bullied constantly. Since infighting is frowned upon here astrology- and tarotfags just don't get bullied enough.

No. 803711

>>803696
nta but astrology and manifestation aren't intrinsic to being female and it's not sexist to think they are dumb. scrotes come into it because they get called sexist for also finding these things dumb, maybe they are yet why is it about gender at all? a lot of women don't believe in it yet calling them pickmes cements more that we all must be associated with it even if we dislike it. mostly women believing in it doesn't mean the rest of us can't criticize something that we see as objectively false. it's dumb because there is no reason to believe in it besides wanting to and we should be able to criticize dumb things without being called pickmes every time. I will also turn around and call scrotes dumb for trying to manifest their waifus as tulpas and all their shit too. which is honestly worse tbh, but astrology is annoyingly prevalent right now.

No. 803713

>>803587
>Best
mtf thread on /snow/
>Worst
That stupid "hitting the Wall" thread on /g/ it's pure and concentrated cancer

No. 803715

>>803696
nta but I wouldn't call astrologyfags postive tbh. some of them (not just here specifically but in general) use their signs/other people's signs as an excuse to treat others like shit

No. 803718

>>803711
>why is it about gender at all
Op is the one who brought up gender though.

No. 803719

>>803702
Nah, they were serious, and they shit up every board on 4chan, so obviously the "bullying" isn't enough.
At least here, manifestation, astrology and tarot anons are friendly practitioners/participants enjoying a hobby that helps them reach their personal desires easier, not political extremist or schizo perverts. They don't attack people, and they don't spam or derail other threads. I don't see what's to dislike.

No. 803720

>>803279
Jesus, that's depressing. Poor guy. I don't understand how someone could abandon their own kid like that.

No. 803721

The dumbass shit thread shouldn't be this serious and tense

No. 803722

>>803715
exactly, it's so fucking annoying to be insulted or have assumptions made about you on an imaginary basis. and some of us just care about what's the truth or not. I generally do think it's harmless fun until moments like these, where you can't criticize something which must be either true or false without being called a pickme. if they just enjoyed it and let people disagree that it's worth anything, it would be fine. it is fun on its own until they try to judge people with it. it's so awkward to be in a conversation and instead of replying meaningfully they say "that's because you're an ___". plus trying to adjust the actual impression you give with their preconceived notions of how you should be like. of course people don't like it but I'll admit it's only a mild annoyance until these situations where you can't disagree.

No. 803723

>>803677
>that they think is ‘illogical’
It objectively is anon idk what to tell you. Women have always been more religious/spiritual and hhonestly it's bad for them, I'm sorry. Being open to accepting things that make no sense makes you gullible and easy to take advantage of (like the people selling you crystals are doing). I can't speak for the rest of the world but in catholic countries the church totally controlled women for centuries, to give you a concrete example in my country women overwhelmingly voted against legalizing divorce in the 60s because thats what the church told them to do. I know it feels like harmless fun to you but you need to think critically

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>>803721
alright true time to post 60s spiderman

No. 803726

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No. 803728

>>803725
>>803726
Why are they so tiny, nonnie

No. 803730

>>803728
spiderman for ants I'm on mobile I'm sorry. I'll give myself 40 lashes

No. 803734

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>>803732
Miss this is the dumbass shit thread please show some respect

No. 803735

>>803723
Samefag I wanted to add that it's naive to think that, under capitalism and patriarchy, something that is prevalently marketed to and consumed by women can exist with no ties to either. I'm surprised that there are feminists who don't understand this

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No. 803738

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Um so anyways, back to the dumbassery

No. 803739

>>803735
How do you think capitalism and patriarchy ties into DN?

No. 803741

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>>803737
I'm sorry anon that was the last one I promise. here have my vaguely spider man related contribution

No. 803742

>>803723
This is classic capricorn, manifesting for you some relaxing tea

No. 803743

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Look at this man and his tiny mask

No. 803744

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I used to eat paper by scrunching it up a lot of times until it became softer then I put the pieces in my mouth when I was bored in class and swallowed and also ate leaves and grass to impress my friends

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>>803739
haha got em

No. 803747


No. 803750

>>803722
>>803711
Based anons

No. 803754

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god the vent thread is an absolute mess
>WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZZZ

No. 803755

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>>803744
also I wonder if gastroliths would work for humans or would you have to go to the hospital

No. 803756

I totally agree with the anons saying criticising astrology obviously shouldn’t be considered remotely misogynistic but I think there is a double standard in that irrational behaviour from men never seems to get generalised to them. Like a significant amount of young men online believe in all kinds of nofap/alpha beta/“burnt dopamine receptors”/soy hocus pocus that never gets men as a whole labelled illogical the way the fact that a lot of young women believe in astrology does for women as a whole. With women people seem to simultaneously believe women are inherently more prone to believing conspiracy but also that women are inherently more conformist. Like during covid you had people complaining both that it was women who were policing Covid guidelines because they’re conformist but also complaining they’re more prone to fringe conspiracy because there was higher rates of women taking the vaccine. If it had been reversed with more men policing guidelines they would have framed that as men being logical and if it was more men refusing the vaccine it would have been framed as men being more independent free thinkers or whatever.

No. 803757

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don't you just hate when you're having a fine time and then suddenly your mind fixates on a small social interaction with a friend and you become convinced you acted weirdly and they hate you now
haha negative thought loop go brrrrrrr

No. 803760

>>803757
just remember most people are focused on themselves. your friend probably forgot all about it by now if they even noticed to begin with.

No. 803765

>>803756
Facts. That alpha/beta/omega male shit that men drone on about is basically astrology for men kek.

No. 803768

>>803756
>there was higher rates of women taking the vaccine
Sorry I meant higher rates refusing the vaccine

No. 803770

I feel like I deserve some kind of special reward or compensation whenever I have to take groceries back home on public transport

No. 803775

>>803754
Rosa is so hot

No. 803777

>>803770
you do, bonus multiplier for live chicken from china town

No. 803796

Idk how people determine good or bad acting like I feel like I don’t ever really notice much variety in acting in most movies/tv shows. Even when I watch certain performances people always say are amazing acting I don’t really get why. I think I feel like all acting seems kind of bad. The only time in my entire life I ever remember actually thinking “this is really good acting!” was with Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday when I was a kid lol.

No. 803797

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Dam I want to go back to the early 2010s, listen to best coast, penny board, watch american horror story and reblog pale grunge stuff on my tumblr. I MISS THAT ERA!!!

No. 803801

>>803797
god I hated that era

No. 803804

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>>803797
Bitch me too tf

No. 803805

>>803801
I don’t even think I miss that era in of itself, it was just the only time in my life I had friends and happiness, uncrippled by mental illness.

No. 803806

>>803797
Same I feel like I’ve grown more nostalgic for it over the years and view it more positively now. I think 2010-2015 seems so different and detached from 2016 onward, like it feels like there was a huge shift that happened after 2015.

No. 803808

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Kek today I found out that my coworkers and managers are exhausted with the ftm at work for her constant freakouts/triggerings while working in a medical museum and, like me, they want her to chill the fuck out

No. 803810

>>803806
the real shift started in 2007, that's when everything went to shit and it just got worse from then on

No. 803814

>>803810
Definitely agree about 2007, there have been multiple shifts I think. I don’t really get what makes some years seem more pivotal than others.

No. 803816

>>803796
To me legitimately bad acting is easily identifiable because it breaks immersion. When you're looking at the screen and you just can't focus or get into the plot and character, because all you see is some guy standing there trying to remember his lines and making faces he thinks should match the mood.
Most tv doesn't really have outright bad acting, just mediocre. It doesn't stand out in any way, it's just there. Actual bad acting, though, is impossible to take seriously or 'believe'. That's why bad acting is the most damning when it's a serious or dramatic story, and light hearted comedy stuff can get away with it more easily.

No. 803817

>>803814
nta but I get the same feeling about some years, and I always wonder whether it's just me growing up and getting increasingly more cynical about the world. It's easy for me to say the mid-late 00s was when things got less comfy but that's also because that's when I stopped being a kid, you know?

No. 803824

>>803817
See when I think of “pivotal” years I don’t always necessarily think it means things getting worse I just think it feels like things changed, sometimes I think things feel better or just noticeably different. It’s kind of hard to explain and I feel the same as you where I wonder how much of it is just about changes in what was personally going on in my life vs some actual feeling of cultural shift. I wonder if they polled people or something would there be any agreed consensus on which years felt like that.

No. 803830

I feel like I always see people say they miss 2016 a lot and feel the same way. It felt like there was just something in the air that year.

No. 803831

>>803817
Nta but imo a big shift happened when smartphones started to become a big thing

No. 803832

goddamn I want a chicken strip basket so bad but I just had a covid shot and I'm afraid all the sodium is gonna make me stroke out or something. Fuck it though, I just might risk it tomorrow.

No. 803847

>>803824
A poll would definitely be interesting. I think it's probably a combination of the two, since big cultural shifts will also simultaneously influence many people's personal lives independently.
For me for example, 2015-2017 will never be a time I'm nostalgic for because of a very bad relationship. But purely judging by cultural shift I've felt changes based on technology or media that many others probably did around that time. I think the biggest cause of this is the internet. Shifts in social media culture or political extremism can influence how you experience the world in much the same way a personal change like going to a new high school can. But on a huge scale.
I think before, it used to be only very significant events like the cold war or the invention of the walkman that affected such a huge amount of people. So since it was less fast paced you had a real shift every half decade or something instead of every other year like people are feeling now. I might be wrong though, just speculating but for all I know it was actually the same back then.

No. 803862

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don't read about microplastics, it's a suicide fuel

No. 803864

>>803830
For myself I know it's because of the resurgence of the far-right. /pol/ and the manosphere and their influences also turned the internet into a shithole.

No. 803871

I would rather die that do this zoom meeting tomorrow.

No. 803872

>>803862
Yep! Or toxic chemicals in plastic like Bisphenol-A that fucks up our hormonal balance.
Many diseases are caused by toxic chemicals, but people are still not ready to face the truth.
Honestly, I also believe that toxic chemicals causes autism.

No. 803873

There was a period when I was like 13/14 were I genuinely was convinced an ethnostate was going to happen in the near future and was so scared about it

No. 803879

rewatching parks and rec for the first time in a few years and i forgot how much of a genuine pick-me ann is for the first four seasons uggghhhh. at least ben and leslie are here to ease the pain

No. 803880

Are there people with a following on social media who still do the living doll thing or is the trend fully dead?

No. 803884

>>803879
Is she? She's a bit of a tomboy but I don't recall it being an act to attract men, she just was like that as a character.

No. 803891

>>798887
you say weird, I say telling

No. 803892

>>803884
NTA there's a whole storyline about how she changes her personality to match whatever guy she's dating

No. 803895

>>803892
Ah that rings a bell, it's been a while since I watched it, sorry!

No. 803896

>>803880
Was that ever really a thing though? It kind if seemed like channels like barcroft would just take regular lolitas and rebrand it as being a "living doll"

No. 803903

I am a grown ass woman and I look forward to new episodes of Hello Kitty and Friends Supercute Adventures every week.

No. 803909

>>803903
what the fuck this shit is great. man their marketing team must suck, you'd think they could pull in more views for these types of vids

No. 803910

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pretty sure there are no other ironic autists here but I really wish there was another season of lolirock, it reminded me of the shitty magical girl phase I had when I was a young kid

No. 803921

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>all this lying
Cisters I think we hurt his feefees. Op admitted to be reading lolcowfarms later in the thread.

No. 803924

>>803921
Idk I agree honestly. There is a lot of anons here who just seem genuinely homophobic.

No. 803925

Confirms our current resident troll is a butthurt moid who post on 4chan. Big shocker.

No. 803926

>>803924
I think there's a couple of anons who are really aggressively homophobic, but also plenty who just acknowledge that gay men can also be misogynistic and think their sexuality gives them a pass for it.

Personally, I think the misogyny of gay men is a bit trivial compared to regular straight men misogyny. It's just not as dangerous and violent.

No. 803933

Kind of worried about my parent's phone usage. I swear they used to do something more productive / less mindnumbing than binge watching youtube videos, but it changed around 2016/2017. I'm guilty of it too, though. Anyway, I try poking them to try and pick up a new easy hobby and they're like "nah". I'm worried that it will lower their mental age/health and make them more susceptible to dementia because they're not doing anything "productive".

No. 803938

Had legit ramen for the first time and it smelled like cat piss. I was so excited. My bf didn't notice it and happily ate my noodles too kek.

No. 803953

>>803938
this shit made me ugly laugh thinking of the time I got mad at my boyfriend on the way home from the restaurant and told him his pad thai leftovers smelled like jizz and then he wouldn't eat it

No. 803956

Have you ever met a fake country person? Lol my boyfriend's cousin is some well educated, well travelled gymnast who has never lived outside the city but if you ever find her social media suddenly she's a farmer's daughter who loves country music and Jack Daniel's. Her dad is a lawyer kek. I feel so bad and embarrassed I saw this. There was a picture of her with some dirt on her cheek and it was captioned "working hard like when we were kids" but I've been to the penthouse she grew up in!!!

No. 803959

>>803909
Glad to see that there's another anon who appreciates this gem.

No. 803975

File: 1620700750008.jpg (6.71 KB, 200x152, 200px-CreepyUpchuck.jpg)

He's really hot.

No. 803980

>>803956
lololol reminds me of this bo burnham skit

No. 803984

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I hate how many men in American TV wear hair pieces like so many scrotes talk about make up being deceiving like…if you're going to admit to that can we talk about THIS PLEASE???? sorry for the pic of a rando I've been noticing it alot on TV actors lately

No. 803987

>>803984
And I thought hat fishing was bad enough, male pattern balding is an actual curse. Men really have the audacity to talk about women hitting the wall when there's a 50% chance they will become irredeemably, irreversible ugly by middle age.

No. 804002

>>803984
you can tell he thinks he's hot shit. boiled lobster-ass looking motherfucker

No. 804005

>>804002
made me laugh anon kek

No. 804015

>>803280
It's a shame that you allow a few fans to ruin your enjoyment of anime. I get irritated at 4chan's /a/ sometimes, but I still love anime.

No. 804029

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My bf told me his co-worker cracked his back today using this method and now I keep thinking about his co-worker. My bf is 6'2 and like 200ishlbs. I need a visual of this giant man who can lift my bf like a feather (he excitedly described it this way)

No. 804032

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I have an auntie who always said that squinting while smiling is a family thing and I didn't have the heart to tell her that's just what a genuine smile looks like.

No. 804038

>>804032
Kek what? Has she never met any other smiling person before?

No. 804039

>>804032
Tim Roth?

No. 804042

>>804039
Yeah. It's from his show Lie to Me. Good show. Side note, but I've always found him so attractive.

No. 804044

>>804038
Honestly I have no idea why she thinks that, but I knew that if I told her the truth it would really bum her out.

No. 804053

there is video evidence of me at 7 years old making peace signs and talking about sailor moon while playing with chibi figures in 1997. i said i wished i was japanese. i would not have regular access to the internet until 6 years later.

No. 804054

>>803926
>>803924
>>803921
I'm around 80% sure the resident Faggot-chan is a scrote troll meant as a mating call to other homophobes, or a psyop to enable lurkers post "appalled" takes about how evil feminists actually hate gay people. She's obsessed with incoherently "calling out gay misogyny" miles more than she ever pays attention to the awful shit straight men put women through and makes sure to use the word "faggot" as much as she possibly can just to bait people. Example post from her:
>Yeah enough of this talk about straight men raping women, faggots are actually worse! I fucking hate faggy fag faggots, some bitter fag isn't worth anything and we should stop defending them! We don't owe anything to disgusting faggots!
If you see her(him), do not interact.

No. 804061

Just had an epiphany. I'm at a normal weight and I honestly don't care anymore if I gain weight as long as I don't end up overweight or fat. I don't care what anyone else thinks. I just want to be happy and healthy.

No. 804078

Why does lolcow hate any sort of self confidence?
Girls who like their boobs are put down, girls who like the smell/look/taste of their own vaginas are put down, etc. I get calling out obvious exaggerations like anons claiming their measurements are lik 42-18-47 or whatever but you can literally say something like "my pussy tastes sweet" and it will start a whole infight for 3 days

No. 804088

>>804078
if you're referring to that argument in the plastic surgery thread it was probably because that anon was putting down other boob sizes at the same time

No. 804107

>>804053
You're trans-japanese and valid, anon. I don't think I even knew Sailor Moon or Pokémon weren't european media.

No. 804108

>>804088
Then why attack the size and her confidence if it was just about her putting others down?that doesn't make sense

No. 804119

>>804108
i wasn't involved in the fight but i'm guessing it's a "giving her a taste of her own medicine" thing, or they're just that pissed at the remarks about busty women that they don't care. i mean there some posts that aren't focused on her looks and were more about her attitude idk

No. 804122

>>804119
*there are some posts

No. 804128

>>803797
Cannot relate.

No. 804137

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>>804107
As a kid, I was like 8 years old or something like that, I discovered that Sailor Moon, Pokemon and DBZ were Japanese because of the way they move their mouths. It clicked somehow.
My cousins and brother would argue with me telling me that those series were American because those were cartoons on Cartoon Network and not on the anime channel.
It was retarded seeing us argue about the origins of a cartoon before the internet.

No. 804140

this show has me crushing on st. george fucking hell

No. 804160

a message for all /g/ jannies (this goes for other parts of the day too tbh)

No. 804161

File: 1620735873320.gif (834.56 KB, 500x386, 83a150b094f8f4feb4f5ccc88e2620…)

I FIXED MY MOUSE!!!! I dropped it onto the floor and the right button stopped working, so I opened up the button part and blew in it to remove the dust and it's working now. I'm so happy I don't have to buy a new one

No. 804165

Part of me is weirded out by all these fast food joints being shit down due to no employees, but it's really telling that they are sick of being overworked and underpaid and decided to ride the unemployment check train.

No. 804173

>>804119
Yet barely anyone does anything when people bash small boobs. I rarely see anons fantasize and boast about small boobs. They treat it like a flaw

No. 804174

Sometimes I wish I could like posts, I don’t actually want this to be added to lc, but sometimes someone replies to something I post and I can tell they put a lot of thought and effort into their reply and I want them to know I read it and appreciate it

No. 804175

I feel like people here have reached an unhealthy level of cope and narcissism when infighting

People start infights to infight, claims that anyone who disagrees with their point of view even if it's over something small, it must be a complete different person or a joke, they'll tread on for days on end and refuse to admit theyre wrong just to have the last word. Don't even get me started on the obvious samefagging.
Who even puts this much effort into infighting?

No. 804176

>>804107
>>804053
That's hilarious. I was like this too because I was in the blue haired guy in Clamp detective school and Syaolan from CCS and I liked Toya/Yukito as a pairing. I was 6 years old. My mom shouldn't have made me practice reading as a small child with manga, maybe I wouldn't have been a fujo.

No. 804178

>>804175
>Who even puts this much effort into infighting?
People without the nerve or dignity to do it irl.

No. 804187

i tried listening to sufjan stevens but it scared me too much when he started whispering about God

No. 804190

In hindsight I think being a late bloomer is a good thing

No. 804196

Why did crying Bart Simpson become such a thing? Like why him specifically

No. 804197

>>804196
what do you mean

No. 804198

I fucking love Alex Honnold and I'm so happy there's a part two to him breaking down climbing scenes heh. I only got into climbing recently and when I first looked up climbing videos on youtube he kept popping up, so I watched the documentary of him free soloing el cap and all these other videos featuring him- he just seems like such a super chill dude. Though there is one video where he's going up against a speedclimber and makes a bunch of jabs about speed climbing and dirt bagging it's kinda gross, but I really like watching him talk about climbing and shit. Dude's living the dream.

No. 804199

>>804198
He was a huge dick to his now wife, then gf when I saw the doco about him.

No. 804209

>>804197
literally. op return and explain yourself

No. 804227

>>804197
Nta but she must be talking about the vaporwave-y crowd posting all those sad boi bart edits a few years back

No. 804228

>>804196
Rare moment of vulnerability that people find sweet.

No. 804230

It's fun to theorize about how an advanced alien race would view humans. I don't think they would be war-like and aggressive like the popular narrative portrays them. If you really think about it, a species with technology so advanced that it allows them to quickly travel through billions of lightyears would have access to infinite resources across the universe. Why would they need to invade our ghetto little planet? Plus at the rate humanity is going, we're already on track to wiping ourselves out sooner or later. No need for them to get involved if that's their main objective. All that considered, I think they would just be really interested in observing humanity from a distance. Maybe they have their own planet Earth specials on Extraterrestrial NatGeo.

Another theory I have is that they would think humans are really cute, the same way we think cats and dogs are adorable, and want to keep us as pets. Idk I might be down for it. No more responsibilities or idiotic and draconian elites running the world into the ground out of pure greed sounds pretty good to me.The most aggressive males of our species would probably be neutered or euthanized though.

No. 804241

File: 1620750322242.jpg (50.61 KB, 686x922, FB_IMG_1620607530131.jpg)

Ive been having such a shit day that I wanted to make some of my favourite comfort food, the airfryer broke so I had to put my dinner in the oven and I cried,its so shit and lacks that crisp crunch. I feel like a baby kek

No. 804245

>>804241
is that ghislaine maxwell?
man you can really see in her eyes how much she despises touching adult women

No. 804257

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did any texas-chans find the tiger yet?

No. 804265

ok nonnie deleted her post for whatever reason but the other day a tiger was on the loose and when the police arrived the man who owned it took it and drove off somewhere

No. 804291

File: 1620756069327.jpg (70.81 KB, 720x432, 4021652244_791fdee33b_c.jpg)

>>804230
There's a movie called fantastic Planet that is basically this premise. The alien race keeps humans as pets

No. 804313

File: 1620758410151.jpeg (454.11 KB, 750x744, 47D5473B-FBEC-40F0-A461-2493F7…)

Wish there was an action video game where you constantly beat up and harass men

No. 804320

The boob size fight on /g/ is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. It pains me to know I share this site with these women.

No. 804326

>>804320
Both sides are being annoying, and I wish that one anon hadn't re-ignited the fight with the big boob bait when anons already moved on to talking about botox

No. 804346

I keep reading about the satanic panic in America and how it made media nervous towards metal bands and all that stuff. So now the reaction to any "maybe it was some satanist dude did i-" is shut down immediately. And that's fine too but like, there's at least two famous cases of people murdering their friends/religious figures in my country in satanic rituals during the 00s (often being high on something) and I'm sure there were some in America too. Is someone still doing it? Why did these things become and if they've stopped, why? Inch resting.

No. 804361

I'm still wondering about what anon found in her BFs password locked folder

No. 804370

>>804361
I honestly think she took the secret to her grave

No. 804389

I used to make myself some tea every night easily but now I'm getting lazy

No. 804392

File: 1620765529884.gif (508.6 KB, 288x216, 2f0j.gif)

name a better pony than Fizzy. you can't

No. 804409

File: 1620766924320.gif (331.04 KB, 300x174, Skywishes-and-Star-Catcher-my-…)

>>804392
When Minty exists? Nice try.

No. 804435

Saw a tiktok about how a lot of the crypto millionaires are probably pedophiles who were using crypto to buy child porn. And then I felt gross. And then I thought about Bill Gates and computers and the dark web and Epstein and I felt even more gross.

No. 804437

File: 1620770509354.jpg (1.06 MB, 1280x1016, ywf0oo1_1280.jpg)

I'm going through encyclopedia of interior design & decoration 1988 and I'm obsessing over 80s design, especially bathrooms, it pains me I will never have enough money to have a cool bathroom with a similar aesthetic

No. 804439

>>804392
>>804409
both of you are correct

No. 804440

came back after 2 years to see how yall were doing just to stumble upon gore shit

No. 804441

>>804440
you were better off gone

No. 804444

>>804440
why would you ever come back to this place?

No. 804447

I wish there was an AI or algorythm or something that would scan each post for gore and autodelete it if it has it

No. 804450

>>804447
I bet the jannies wish that too, imagine how many exploded dicks and diarrhea gifs they've had to sift through

No. 804458

>>804440
terrible time to come back, some south east asian scrote keeps spamming CP and pictures of his asshole because scrotes lack proper socialization and domestication

No. 804465

>>804458
They all need to be put in cages.

No. 804471

>>804458
There was also a pic of a dead guy sitting on a toilet, a cat with an eyeball for a head and a baby with a birth defect. Fucked up shit

No. 804484

File: 1620773963740.jpeg (140.11 KB, 1125x1058, 9709bd188e7be5f6946f138eedb636…)

My problem with this picture is that all the options below "porn addict" are also still porn addicts, on average.

No. 804489

>>804484
I remember the cutest emotionally distant manipulator and they’re always the ones who stay rent free in your mind halp

No. 804502

>>804441
yep. i forgot how to link to posts from other boards but
>>>/g/185065
lol. good to know nothing changed

No. 804506

Is faking Tourettes or tics in general has suddenly become really trendy?

I have an old “friend” who randomly started to shake her head out of nowhere and claimed it was a tic she couldn’t control. Thought it was weird but I’m not a psychiatrist. Plus I have mental problems of my own that are hard to explain. Didn’t think much of it until I was browsing the fakeboi thread and I saw a screencap of people discussing TikTokers and genderspecials faking tics (she is both kek) and now everything has clicked together. Most people would think if I was an asshole if I accused her of faking it but I’m pretty convinced now.

No. 804515

File: 1620778686510.jpeg (69.7 KB, 500x610, F532A9D0-F308-4ABF-81CB-9142A1…)

saw an anon say that megan fox is bisexual and I just want a rich bisexual woman to take care of me

No. 804517

>>804506
i suppose it's the new tiktok induced condition and social condition because the kids are not all right and need to get the fuck outside and can't be socially ostracized normally by peers in school due to the pandemic.

No. 804523

>>804506
Yea I noticed with the rise of tik tok last year alot of people seemed to faking tics/stims for ass pats on the app. Even putting actually autistic or tourettes right in their bios along with some form of pronouns kek.

No. 804537

I kind of wish I was horny once in a while lol. While I like sex for a variety of reasons it's not ever to get off. I have felt the urge to masturbate 3 times in the past 5 years and I remember each time because that feeling is so fucking rare for me!

No. 804548

File: 1620783808089.png (1.18 MB, 908x1108, Screen Shot 2021-05-11 at 8.32…)

this woman is cute

No. 804553

>>804548
so are you cutie

No. 804559

Glands in my mouth excrete volatile chemicals which rapidly oxidize, releasing extreme heat when exposed to air, which I eject forcibly through my mouth through a complex muscular action.

No. 804563

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No. 804569

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>>804548
>posting this without saying she turns into this

No. 804571

>>804569
is that Felice Fawn…

No. 804573

>>804241
the air fryer breaking was just the last straw anon
it'll be okay, give yourself a break

you're still a baby though






















my baby < 3

No. 804576

File: 1620787120916.jpg (21.95 KB, 160x213, what.jpg)

>>804569
I thought it was just some nice classical art that she posted

No. 804614

a position ive been waiting for finally has an opening but now i feel fucken anxious about applying

No. 804615

>>804614
please still apply! what motivates me is remembering that if I don't I will not only regret it but also get more anxious the next time around. pushing through will be worth it whether you get the job or not

No. 804617

>>804614
You got this anon!! Apply to that job! I’m wishing the best for you!!!!

No. 804618

>>804615
i'm definitely going to apply. i knew there was going to be an opening and have been checking for them to post the job listing to apply. it's just that now it's finally up, i'm nervous.

>>804617
thank you!

No. 804653

File: 1620800075346.png (52.61 KB, 415x356, TSH.png)

> maybe it was because he grew up doing tap

No. 804658

File: 1620801140738.png (519.56 KB, 534x512, picture.png)

I'm in the middle of a serious conversation via text but I took some Benadryl before it was initiated and now I'm feeling tired. Fuck.

No. 804781

File: 1620822965800.jpg (45.99 KB, 530x530, 4rt6w.jpg)

my stomach keeps growling too loud and people are getting mad at me for it and some think i'm farting (i'm not) pls help. yes i already drink a lot of water and it does this even when and after i eat too

No. 804814

I've played the sims since I was in primary school and I've never ever made a family in the game, I've never even made any sims get married. Is this weird? I just make them become the best at their job and super rich or max out all skills
(also I just remembered this sim that was available to download with all skills maxed named Max Skills)

No. 804815

>>804559
Spyro the dragon is that you?

No. 804832

>>804814
If this was tumblr, you would be diagnosed with aroace based on that kek

No. 804872

Fuck dieting, I'm gonna bake a cheesecake

No. 804895

>>804569
still cute

No. 804897

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No. 804898

File: 1620835015017.jpg (78.87 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (3).jpg)

i don't know if it's because i'm depressed or hormonal but that fucking xqc peepo animation made me cry so much. felt good to get it all out but still wtf.

No. 804899

I’ve been fixating on professional, mature women with glasses lately and I can’t tell if it’s based in attraction or aspiration. Both maybe.

No. 804913

>>804898
same, anon. I like the idea of people being a kid or just a cute cartoon character, rather than a '4chan reaction image to own the women and blacks'. Normies using it was the best thing that happened to pepe

No. 804917

File: 1620836771490.gif (591.93 KB, 480x293, smile to frown.gif)

Just broke it off with the guy I've been on a few dates with, he is taking it like a champ and is happy I'm honest with him, I'm glad he's as reasonable as I thought he was too bad I couldn't develop any feelings for him. I hope he'll find a great gal in the future.

…writing this made me again realize that our expectations of men are so low that just being a decent person when being turned down is considered a good guy point instead of just him being a decent person in general. gifrel was my face as I wrote this

No. 804918

File: 1620836788085.gif (444 KB, 220x273, tenor (5).gif)

I masturbated so hard I can't walk now, I need some potassium

No. 804924

>>804917
Yeeah, it's kind of disturbing how rare that is. 90% of women getting turned down would be bummed but accepting and wish the other person well. 90% of scrotes would pester the other person for days asking what they did wrong, wanting another chance, saying your standards are too high, asking if you can at least hook up instead, explaining they can change their personality, and then finally calling you a bitch and saying they were never really that into you in the first place. Psychotic morons.

No. 804929

i can't play rhythm games because my hands are tired from fingering myself.

No. 804932


No. 804934

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No. 804936

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>>804913
I just saw it and I didn't really get the message of the video, I thought it would be about encouraging kids to go outside more or something like that. I agree with you about the normie thing though, it was hilarious back when pepe was all over Tumblr and Twitter.

No. 804940

File: 1620838347032.png (309.18 KB, 1494x672, Screenshot_20210512-214429_1.p…)

How dare straight women only be attracted to conventionally attractive male characters

No. 804941

>>804940
how is sans undertale conventionally attractive

No. 804942

File: 1620838472644.png (1.83 MB, 1074x1644, 86qo3yu5fkk51.png)

Group therapy: "This week's homework is for you guys to do things that make you happy and put you in a good mood and write it down!"

Me:

No. 804943

>>804941
idk but something something apathy = attractive

No. 804944

>>804940
Remember when there was a sexy clock

No. 804948

>>804944
no, show me the sexy clock.

No. 804949

>>804940
Yeah Its such a bizzare rhetoric

No. 804950

>>804942
Since it's therapy anon, I don't think there's really a "right" way to do this. You should try something you think might make you happy, or even something healthy that seems to make other people happy, and test it like an experiment. Did it work and did you feel nice? Or did you find you didn't really have fun? Note it down and tell your therapist(s) so they can help you explore why it did or didn't work. Don't stress!

No. 804951

File: 1620838872369.jpg (43.96 KB, 1280x720, sexyclock.jpg)

>>804948
that's what it looks like in canon

No. 804952

File: 1620838874150.jpg (9.77 KB, 236x236, clock.jpg)

>>804943
tony the ticking clock from don't hug me I'm scared

No. 804953

>>804936
Tbh the image you posted is what the OG pepe was like, too bad people associate him with what he was never supposed to be.

No. 804954

>>804936
the first one was about getting your enthusiasm crushed when your idol hates something you worked really hard on. The second one was about stopping parasocial relationships and going outside

No. 804956

>>804940
in what world are tumblrmen characters "conventionally attractive" anon. name a single one

No. 804958

>>804940
yes. the onceler is conventionall attractive

No. 804960

File: 1620839558916.gif (969.57 KB, 400x382, tumblr_mb27ddgMdZ1ryfac6o3_400…)

>>804956
are you saying thicc daddy onceler isn't conventionally attractive, anon?? smh

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No. 804965

>>804950
Thank you so much anon, what you are saying is very true! I just sometimes forget that I do this to get healthy and not to be told I'm a good girl (though getting both is ideal)

No. 804966

File: 1620839951923.jpeg (66.87 KB, 800x567, 67A77600-3896-48B8-9204-40DDEF…)

I’m ordering a bts happy meal on the 26th idgaf

No. 804967

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>>804966
I want purple ice cream so fucking bad

No. 804970

>>804966
kek isn't the happy meal literally intended for kids? says a lot about bts' audience

No. 804971

>>804965
Haha I get it! I've had periods where the comic you included was pretty much my life story. I just could not feel happy even when I was doing everything I was supposed to, and I did feel a bit guilty when I had to tell people it wasn't working. But you're absolutely right, this is about your well being and you shouldn't feel like you have to impress the people helping you. I hope it goes well and that you keep improving nonny.

No. 804976

>>804966
As a former ratmy, I know the real title and song each food item is referencing to kek. I hope J-hope they're already selling it here.

No. 804985

>>804934
kek

>>804515
me too anon, also your pic is such a cutie, my god!

No. 804988

>>804966
>>804967
Bruh. I'm making sure the McDonald's I go to has one of those self-serving kiosks bc ain't no way in hell I'm asking the employee "yeah, can I a uhhh McKrokosmos?" If I did, I would fully expect them to beat me up behind the dumpster.

No. 804992

>>804967
McFlurries are always disappointing

No. 804995

Getting a rash or eczema on your fingers is some of the worst shit that can happen to a person
>>804992
No.

No. 805001

>>804992
Maybe you’re just getting off-brand Mcflurries.

No. 805002

>>804966
Me too and I’m not even a BTS/kpop stan, but my friend is. what’s the purple flavor tho does anyone know?

No. 805007

>>804995
I'm dealing with eczema in my fingertips because of stress, thanks for understanding

No. 805009

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I will never understand how tucker carlson anons have support but every time I post harry styles I get boolied!!!

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No. 805012

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>>805009
I support you, bb

No. 805013

>>805009
This site is full of self hating women, the more they hate themselves, the uglier the scrotes they're attracted to, and the more triggered they get by less ugly men

No. 805014

>>805009
harry was cute when he was young but he's so ugly now

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No. 805023

>>805021
Why does he look okay there, am I getting uglypilled?

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No. 805026

>>805011
Okay fair I hate that picture
>>805012
>>805013
Topkek
>>805014
I’ve always thought he was ugly-cute, there was a brief period where he was kinda conventional but he’s always been weird looking in a good way to me….though to expand on my shit taste I was a Louis stan when 1D was active

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>>805023
>uglypilled

No. 805030

>>805028
zayn was the only decent looking one in 1d tbh

No. 805032

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kek it’s hilarious watching israelites whining about foreigners talking about their conflict when america is literally helping them

No. 805035

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>>804970
It’s not actually a happy meal. I called it that because it reminds me of one, but it’s a regular meal like the travis scott one.
>>805002
Me too, I just want to eat the purple ice cream kek. I think it’s going to be purple yams / ube flavored? Not grape or cassava or taro. Which is exciting because I love ube lol.
>>804976
>>804988
I’m not even a fan but the way you guys are so embarrassed of yourselves sometimes is weak. It’s mcdonalds. Why would you degrade yourselves or think “ratmy” is an apt name to refer to yourself for being fans of a fucking boy band. Beatles fans are significantly more retarded yet you don’t see overgrown men meaninglessly adopting even a sliver of the amount of shame some of you seem to carry. Have some confidence and pride in both your past and current self. Nobody will ever give more of a fuck about you, than you.

No. 805043

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>>805035
Also here is a map of the countries it will be available if you’re thinking of getting it. It’s basically everywhere mcdonalds is available kek, but the photos in >>804967
>>804966 are apparently just fan mock-ups.
I’m done sperging about this because it’s making me so fucking hungry I just hope that fan is a prophet so the ice cream is real. FUCK. Budabababaa I WANT IT!

No. 805044

I hate it every time some influencer posts a “finally opening up about my mental health..” video/tweet or whatever where they “come out” about their depression or something as if we were all waiting with baited breath like no one cares!! be entertaining or just don’t post.

No. 805049

>>805043
Why no UK?

No. 805051

>>805043
this is so weird

No. 805052

>>805049
They don't deserve it.

No. 805054

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>>805044
Yeah wtf. Everyone has depression now. Keep it to yourself.

No. 805067

>>805054
The worst is when they try and frame it as some self sacrificial thing where they didn’t want to, but altruistically decided they have to for the greater good because it’s important to “destigmatize it”

No. 805072

from shallon lester's thread:
>At the age of 25 she wrote various sexually thirsty tweets aimed at a 16 year old Justin Bieber. In a recent statement she used every BS excuse in the book for why she did it, including "it was 10 years ago. I had depression. I was cutting myself. I was in an abusive relationship". As if any of that makes grown women thirst after teenage boys. She is also known for proudly boasting that she only dates men who are much younger than her. Though often vague about how far the age difference is, only stressing (boasting) that it's a lot.

this is so fucking creepy. i hate older men that prey on young women and older women who prey on younger men, especially if he/she is obsessed with virginity. it is always creepy and mentally ill. please stop and an hero yourself if you are seriously a pedo with a genuine virginity fetish. it is so fucking creepy how people will openly display to others online that they prefer people they can easily take advantage of.

No. 805078

>>805067
Influences are like this in general. Everything they do is this long-suffering narcissistic production. If my friend came and confessed to me they had depression, I would be sympathetic but I don't care about these self-obsessed internet people with shit content.

No. 805081

>>805078
Yet none of them want to “come out” as narcissists. Why not destigmatize that.

No. 805093

I look down on celebrities who date random nobodies but not in a moral way bc of the “power imbalance” just like on a personal level I think it makes them seem insecure and makes me wonder why other celebrities don’t want them

No. 805094

>>805081
Could happen soon! Randoms on twitter want it destigmatized and it's always started with the randoms then somehow these things blow up.

No. 805101

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Bought some metallic paint online. Rosé Gold. It's way too pink, not enough gold.
Should've gotten the copper one.

No. 805102

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>>805093
what if you date god

No. 805140

>>802407
lmao thank you for posting this

No. 805155

I was at Target yesterday and saw a face mask “with amethyst extract.” I am a geologist and the amount of crystal hokeyness out there these days makes me want to smash my head against a wall, but at least that one made me laugh.

No. 805184

My teeth changed position I can feel it, I hope it's not because I started to use mouthwash or unrelated shit like that. Maybe it's just food that got stuck I just ate watermelon?? I hope nothing's wrong and I'm just getting worried for nothing. It's just that right?

No. 805186

I was feeling super strangely happy while watching this silly show yesterday, I was smiling and almost crying of happiness and finding it super weird. Then today I wake up and I'm on my period. I guess that explains it.

No. 805192

I’ve been invested in doing word searches the past few days. My sister bought me the Kew Gardens word search collection book and each one is related to the royal botanical gardens and is plant related! It’s fun and relaxing. Thought I would share

No. 805202

>>805009
cause he just looks like a kid. that's why high schoolers like him

No. 805204

>>805102
why, does she like me?

No. 805205

>>805155
crystal bullshit astrolofaggotry has to stop. i propose death camps.

No. 805211

The fuck is going on in meta

No. 805216

>>805211
It's pretty chill right now, actually

No. 805217

>>805211
When /ot/ closed that one time it became shitpost and whine central but nothing actually gets looked at, I’m pretty sure

No. 805218

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the cup ive been drinking out of for 3 days had mold in it

No. 805223

>>805218
You have to wash your drinking cup everyday, or at least one day yes one day no

No. 805227

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Urgh, look at this swimsuit I just bought, anons. It's my first one and I love it so goddamn much

No. 805229

>>805227
Very cute nonnie. I like that it’s not just a regular looking bikini, there isn’t much diversity in swimsuits.

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>>805227
It's so cool, I bought this one 2 years ago and I've worn it once I'm just really wondering what the bump by the rib of this woman in the photo is
>>805218
Don't listen to that >>805223 just don't wash it and build up your tolerance to mold like me

No. 805241

>>805227
That's so pretty, you could wear that as a top and get away with it

No. 805242

>>805229
Thank you, I thought the same thing! I'll also be swimming with my bf's parents so not too keen on showing too much skin
>>805233
So cute!I think it's just the fabric folding from her leaning slightly
>>805241
you know what, I think I will

No. 805252

>>805227
I love this style , can i ask where did you buy it from ?

No. 805261

>>805227
Holy shit this is game changing!! Is this a trend?? I hope it is for our sakes. What's it called I want to buy one!

No. 805276

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Craving some spiiicy korean food, maybe some teokkbokki with noodles and cheese and veggies with some side of cucumber kimchi.

No. 805282

Everytime I go on /g/ my faith in nonnies is cut in half.

No. 805284

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>>805252
>>805261
I got it from Shein~
https://us.shein.com/Tied-Backless-Scallop-Hem-Crochet-Bikini-Swimsuit-p-2016020-cat-2194.html
Apparently crochet swimsuits are a thing, I also bought picrel (plus white shorts) from aliexpress in case I didn't like the Shein one once it comes in like ten days
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001793673918.html?

No. 805299

>>805282
Let us be dumb bitches in peace

No. 805305

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currently in the process of writing my own personal story in this script-coding app and my characters look so freaking cute it’s sort of like a lynchian horror thing

No. 805306

>>805013
>harry
>less ugly
>>805217
it was always like that

No. 805307

>>805306
c'mon, he's less ugly than tucker

No. 805308

i want this boys pp down my throat so bad it's silly. i'm pretty sure he just wants to be coworker-friends with me but im so horny that it's starting to overtake my personality and life goals. God helpa me

No. 805312

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Bruh I’m falling asleep my prof is boring af why are tech moids all the same
Also, the post office never scanned in my packages so I most likely lost at least $100 in returns smh this is why I don’t trust no bitches I’m getting a receipt every time from now on

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>>799580
NTA, but that's AI-Chan from a manga called Origin by Boichi.
https://myanimelist.net/manga/101119/Origin

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my adorable little satanic calf chan.

No. 805338

>>805308
its even worse when u just want ur own bf who lives with you pp down ur throat too but he is overworked tired and too stressed

No. 805343

>>805336
That’s a cute cow.

No. 805345

>>805338
>>805308
gross keep your heterosexuality to your self, don’t you know it’s against the rules? global rule #10 says don’t advertise meaning don’t advertise your shitty taste thank you

No. 805346

>>805336
I wonder if she can see through all of them

No. 805350

>>805345
this but unironically
peepees touch toilet water and poopoo when men sit to shit. literal shit taste.

No. 805387

I had a dream that the Lizzie Mcguire cast reunited for some talk show and they were wearing the same clothes they did in the show as kids and they looked absolutely repulsive and creepy, then I woke up. I looked on google how the original cast looks now and they don't look nowhere as bad as they did in my dream. I never watched Lizzie Mcguire

No. 805408

This is so unironically catchy tf. Don't tell me if BDG's ever done anything stupid he's my unmilky fav. I'm glad he left Polygon

No. 805415

I just wanna deep throat a scrote then make him a meal afterward but scrotes are so scummy none of them deserve it.

No. 805418

>>805415
Is it weird that my bf hates oral sex ?

No. 805436

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its dark and i am alone and i watched too much spooky stuff so now theres a general creepy vibe everything is too quiet and off and i feel so creeped out what do i do pls help nonnies

No. 805437

>>805436
Watch a cartoon, the more colorful and retarded the better, It’s what I do when I’m spooked.

No. 805439

>>805418
Not necessarily weird, but super rare

No. 805442

I just want to get fucked by satan, he’s hot and nice, why is it such an impossible thing? I need demon-summoner-chan to help me.

No. 805444

I’ve never had a Facebook account a day in my life but the social network is one of my favorite movies

No. 805446

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i get that he has nice cheekbones but this is one of the ugliest mouths of all time. botched looking lips with an overbite? this is your sex god??

No. 805447

>>805437
it's what i do all the time

No. 805448

today a guy gave me a 7$ tip in quarers. he kept on apologizing but honestly I didn't even care, money is money lmao

No. 805449

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>>805442
Who wouldn't
>canonically hot
>edgy
>misunderstood
truly tailored to the female gaze

No. 805452

>>805446
Please don't tell me this is who I think it is.

No. 805453

>>805452
who is it? i genuinely have no idea

No. 805454

>>805453
mikkelsen

No. 805455

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>>805446
I just reverse imaged searched and got… whatever this is

>>805454
yeah I think you're right

No. 805457

>>805446
Yes. Next question.

No. 805460

>>805454
kek I do not know how some of you can identify by lower mouth but that's impressive

No. 805467

>>805455
I'm OP that is how I knew, but also I can't unsee his ugly mouth so I can tell it's him regardless.

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>>805460
Mads Mikkelsen notoriously has a bad mouth. He actually has a perfect example of an unconventionally attractive face but it all goes to shit at the mouth

No. 805471

>>805468
>>805467
I'm actually curious what would constitute an attractive vs unattractive mouth, does it just not fit his facial features? I think it looks ok and I'm not even a madsfag

No. 805473

Fuck I love modern medicine
I was agonizing in pain, heavy breathing and nauseous due to my period cramps, couldn't even sleep
Then the cramp painkillers I took before going to bed finally kicked in and now I feel normal again. Holy shit

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>>805468
What do you mean “goes to shit”? His mouth shape is beautiful to me. I love his lower third, short bone but the jaw isn’t undefined, well proportioned and an adorable postion. His lips are thin but not too thin, he arguably has a “perfect” pout with his top lip propping over his bottom. There is so much right about his mouth, I could go on.

No. 805479

>>805471
Its shape is weird because the top lip is so big compared to the bottom one, looks like fillers. From the side it's worse because he has a pretty horrible overbite. His chin is also pretty weak, probably due to that jaw misalignment. I think he's a fine actor but I don't understand how people find him hot. If I'm gonna fantasize about someone I'd want them to have a kissable or facesittable mouth.

No. 805482

Currently craving McDonald's fries. I think I've hit rock-bottom.

No. 805484

>>805479
>His chin is also pretty weak
Wat
I am not even a Madsfag and I also think his mouth is kinda weird, but his chin is far from weak, what are you talking about

No. 805488

>>805476
…why do you have a collage of the lower half of his face?

No. 805491

>>805449
I wouldn't

No. 805494

>>805488
asking the real questions

No. 805496

tbh all I care about when it comes to lips is whether they fit the structure of the face in my personal opinion. which is why the lip filler trend is so damn annoying, not everybody fits a uniform lip size and shape, lips shouldn't be trendy

>>805479
isn't it common to have one lip bigger than the other though? for some people it's their charm, not everyone has proportionate and huge lips or one lip is bigger than the other, either the top or bottom

No. 805497

>>805442
try a ouija board, it worked for reagan. or however they did it in rosemary's baby.

No. 805500

>>805496
With natural lips it's almost always the bottom that is bigger. It looks like fillers because his top lip is stronger and it's accentuated by his overbite.

No. 805501

>>805442
I once consulted a demonaltry anon's advice on summoning demons but I'm not sure the hierarchy went up as far as satan, I tried summoning the demon of love on my desired's birthday but ultimately nothing happened except me having a really great fap and a temporary confidence boost for a couple days and it flumed out into nothing. I should've kept offering to the demon because now I'm probably cursed or something, who knows, I believe in this shit but if I really believed in it wholeheartedly I wold have taken it more seriously.

When it comes to screwing Lucifer though, I wonder, if he's going to fuck you, can he take the form of whatever you want to fuck you, in body, face, voice, or does that come at an even higher price?

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>>805488
>>805494
Is there a reason not to? it’s the among first results when you google search “mads mikkelsen mouth” kek. And that’s David’s on the bottom. Now I’m going to sketch his mouth for the next 15 minutes.

No. 805513

>>805446
>>805455
>>805468
>>805476
>>805512
this discussion is so autistic kek i love it

No. 805538

I had been feeling stable for a while now. Was proud of where I was at but in the space of just a few hours I managed to take 10 steps back.

Years to build stability, seconds to crash through it. Always the way

No. 805545

Thinking about my oneitis today even though I know I’d kms if I accidentally ran into her

No. 805548

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in an ideal world all coomer waifufags, lolicon defenders, ecchifags, and other general pickmes would be permabanned forever. I would do a site wide wipeout, EoE style, and rebrand lolcow as a fujo board (nobody gives a shit about cows anymore lol)

No. 805551

I feel like there is a disturbing amount of fully grown adults on social media, both male and female, who seem weirdly obsessed with trying to live out some high school bitchy mean girl fantasy that they feel they missed out on and can’t get over

No. 805554

>>805548
lets fuckin go anon
i stopped reading the cows since pretty much all the milk dried up except horrorcows i dont wanna read

No. 805558

>>805439
>>805418
Autistic or molested

No. 805559

99% of people who talk about being ugly when they were young making them funny or their “trauma” making them funny or just calling themselves funny at all are not only not funny but often the most unfunny people ever. I think the trauma people especially are mistaking people nervously laughing as them being genuinely funny.

No. 805560

>>805418
I think it’s uncommon but I’ve heard multiple guys say that they find oral underwhelming or they can’t orgasm from it

No. 805564

>>805560
tbf, my headgame might just be weak (it probably is because I don't enjoy it much kek) BUT I have never made a man come just from oral. No guy I've been with enjoys it a lot they don't recoil in disgust or terror, it just feels good-ish. Probably like getting your nipples sucked, it wouldn't make me orgasm, but sure, it feels nice.

No. 805565

I never used somethingawful bc it was sightly before my time but can anyone who did explain what kind of people generally used it/was what the general “ideology” I guess? Was it like extremely political or something? I was wondering because a lot of breadtube adjacent people and people who pop up in the leftthot thread seem to originate from there.

No. 805566

>>805560
They're probably circumcised, the difference in sensitivity between a cut and uncut guy is like night and day.

No. 805568

>>805565
>what kind of people generally used it
https://mobile.twitter.com/LumpyTheCook/status/1313531300721164290
Here they are

No. 805569

>>805566
I live in the UK though so it’s unlikely

No. 805572

>>805569
I'm not American either, still come across a few cut guys. I don't think it's that uncommon.

No. 805573

>>805568
Oh wow that is actually not what I was expecting at all lmao. For some reason I had a completely different image in my head.

No. 805574

>>805573
Really? They look like typical hardcore internet users of the time, I couldn't imagine them differently if I tried. I didn't browse SA back then though, I lived in the UK and browsed b3ta. I just looked it up now and it still exists, wow.

No. 805576

>>805574
I think it’s the fact that so many breadtube types came from there, it made me imagine them more like how people imagine tumblrs userbase

No. 805578

just watched requiem for a dream… big fucking mistake. I am super traumatized now. wish I had just read the synopsis instead of watching it lmao. I'm supposed to go to sleep but now I need to watch something else to get it off my mind.

No. 805579

Why does every movie have someone throwing up in it. Maybe it just seems more than it is to me bc of emetophobia but I feel like it’s a lot.

No. 805582

>>805565
they used to have "edgy" type of humor in the early 2000s then became the opposite around the 2010s. idk if it's all the same userbase or not, or what even caused it but some portion of the original edgelords trooned out by now or claim that they "grew up" and the ones that didn't got perma'd or just left. if you look through the archives of their super old threads there's tons of users with the permabanned thing on their avatar lmao

No. 805583

>>805579
You could check movies with doesthedogdie.com. It has tags for all kind of disturbing content, but it can also be kind of spoilery, obviously.

No. 805597

>>805576
>>805582
Huh, I completely missed that change. I would have never associated goons with breadtubers and had no idea they stopped being edgelords. What a weird development.

No. 805598

>>805578
Ugh I fucking hate that movie. But tbh the only one I felt bad for was the old lady

No. 805600

>>805582
so during the rise of the online 'alt right' was around when they switched? that seems interesting, I really wonder what caused it like maybe if it was a reaction to that or if it was just new users. A lot of the 'dirtbag left' types seem to be from there as well.

No. 805620

Could he have been more obvious that he’s colorist and doesn't like dating black girls
despite the clear caricature half of the stuff the black women was saying was facts

No. 805629

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I'm kinda planning to hold a Sailor Moon-themed night with three of my friends when the Sailor Moon Eternal movies gets released on netflix and I'm trying to not go overboard but it's been so long since I got to plan something themed that I just want to go all the way with pastries and themed drinks

No. 805630

>>805564
I wonder if a lot of girls just refuse to finish a guy in their mouth. I've let it happen a handful of times but when giving head you can sort of tell if they're going to blow their load and I would change pace or switch to just my hands because fuck getting cum in or on my face lol

No. 805633

>>805629
That sounds amazing anon!!

No. 805635

>>805558
well he's pretty autistic regarding condoms. always wears one and always from a select specific brands, but just says he finds oral sex unnatural and just doesn't make sense

No. 805638

>>805633
Samefag, wish I could come too tbh lol

No. 805645

>>805629
that sounds soooo cute, i’m honestly jealous. hope you have a great time, and i think themed drinks and sweets would be adorable!

No. 805647

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I took up a pretty difficult class for extra credit out of interest and outscored basically all of the other students on every test. I know that it's probably just because I was enthusiastic and for them it's mandatory, so they didn't give much of a damn outside passing, but it still feels nice.

No. 805650

>>805647
Congrats anon! My best module was an optional one but it was the one I was most hype for lol, wish I could trick myself to care about other shit.

No. 805654

>>805629
I wish you could help me plan a party! Both mine and my roommate's birthdays are next week and I'm not a party person so I never do anything but I want to do something for a change hmmmm maybe I should make a themed party too

No. 805661

>>805654
Themed parties is the way to go when you want to spice things up! The guests will already be hyped when they arrive because they want to show off their costumes/outfits. Depending on how imaginative your friends are you could either go with something simple like fairy tales or for something that requires a bit more thinking like "I Shouldn't Be Here Right Now" (my friend went to a party with that theme, she managed to somehow get ahold of one of those rolling IV-thingys and managed to look half dead the entire party lol)

No. 805662

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No. 805670

>>805633
>>805638
>>805645
Sorry you can't come anons, maybe you can help me figure out what kind of pastries I should make and drinks that would fit? I did already start to sketch up a drink list but it's still a while until the movies are released (june 3rd iirc) and I'm always up for inspiration!

No. 805672

>>805670
i think macaroons and cupcakes could be really cute! are you thinking of alcoholic drinks or non-alcoholic? either way, i think fruity/sweet drinks could be nice, and you can get that powder you put in drinks that makes it all glittery and sparkly which would be cute to put in whatever you make too!

No. 805676

>>805661
That's so cool! I wish I could throw a zombie party! But our place is really colorful and flowery so I think I'll just make everything flower themed. I already bought a pink unicorn-pegasus garland kek

No. 805702

File: 1620909355539.jpg (625.95 KB, 1080x1807, Screenshot_20210513-065115_Fir…)

Kiwifags going on a long tirade about Warhammer being better than transformers in the kevin gibes thread like they both aren't mass produced plastic bullshit that would make any woman cringe if they saw irl. Ladies you may annoy me but at least we can all agree that kiwifags are dumbass scrotes without any hindsight.

No. 805704

>>805702
over half the Transformer fandom is women though

No. 805705

>>805704
Trannies don't count

No. 805706

carcinogens in burger king burgers will give us cancer but that won't stop us from consuming them en masse

No. 805707

>>805702
He's not wrong though, painting minis is a cool hobby that requires more skill, creativity and dedication than just collecting Transformers figures. Warhammer stories are kinda cringy but actual games can be pretty fun, which can't be said about Transformers.

No. 805711

>>805706
>carcinogens in burger king burgers will give us cancer
pause, wat?

No. 805712

>>805707
Transformers has some really interesting stories and characters, their personality matters a lot and there’s so many characters that there’s always going to be at least one that resonates with you.

No. 805713

A few days ago I found out that my friends boyfriend has never touched a cat in his life before, and the thought of it is destroying me. How can you live 24 years of your life without touching a cat even once? No allergies, no trauma, he says he just never had an opportunity. When he sees cats roaming outside, he simply ignores them and doesn't have any urge to pet them either, apparently. I normally hate having people over, but want to invite the two of them just to throw my cat at him.

No. 805717

>>805712
Ah, to be completely honest I'm only vaguely aware of Transformers, so I guess they would be winning with Warhammer when it comes to storytelling but maybe lose when it comes in the fans general creative involvement? Either way it kinda sucks to see anon go like
>plastic bullshit that would make any woman cringe if they saw irl
since it's just enforcing sexists stereotype that women don't belong in either of these geeky hobbies.

No. 805719

File: 1620911066864.jpg (177.34 KB, 940x705, nun.jpg)

>>805702
Look what you started:
>>805704
>>805707
>>805712
>>805717
Repent!

No. 805722

>>805705
Anon If you go to any Transformers forums, most of the users will be cis-women

No. 805727

>>805719
Lmao I apologize for starting that anon just don't hit me with prayer beads

No. 805750

I'm not even gay but I sure look the part and I feel like I regularly experience a light version of homophobia, not direct hate but I moved to a small town a couple years back and there's some awfully stand offish people. I'm feeling it with certain people.

Am I going to get a bf someday and get to test out that theory? Can I somehow work my ex husband into random convos to test it out. I just want to see if anything changes

No. 805884

>>805711
samefag but i just ate one out of desperation today am i gonna die?

No. 805956

>>805884
Everyone is going to die.

No. 805967

>>805956
Speak for yourself. I, for one, have a plan.

No. 805977

>>805967
Imagine living for ten trillion years.

No. 805986

I want to post face so anons can rate me objectively but i’m not that dumb

No. 805988

File: 1620934884532.jpeg (79.17 KB, 649x556, 10519806-7314-4ACC-83B1-E39F1F…)

I will never understand why was there always at least someone from my friends’ group that would be like
>he totally likes you
With guys that I’ve probably talked to a few times for a few seconds. Am I so ugly that people will say such things, thinking that it makes me feel happy? Because I honestly have always hated the idea of attracting people that I don’t like nor feel any connection with, life isn’t a movie, so I don’t really get what would even be the purpose of such things.

No. 806000

>>805986
Omg I was just thinking I want to post this one pic where I looked so muscular because I couldn't possibly show anyone I know but I'm also not that dumb

No. 806001

>>806000
Omg I got a blessed number

No. 806021

my dad started singing the dominique dominique song from ahs but in our language and i'm a little shook

No. 806072

>>805986
The closest I've gotten was pics in the plastic surgery thread of my lips and eyes separately and I felt bad for posting those kek. didn't even get insulted it's just a matter of breaking the anonymity principle and feeling like an attention seeker for it

No. 806078

File: 1620940253677.jpg (259.5 KB, 941x544, 1612043403858.jpg)

my aunt told me my cousin's girlfriend called me beautiful after we met for the first time and I'm like???? how could she call me beautiful when she's so pretty? now I'm afraid my aunt lied to me to boost my self esteem or something, she knows I'm depressed as fuck. I still hope it wasn't a lie though. also my cousin's gf is really so pretty but he's very mediocre looking and it makes me angry for some reason, I can't stand pretty women with average men

No. 806085

>>806000
So what I'm getting from this is that you're hot

No. 806095

File: 1620941615211.png (Spoiler Image,1.89 MB, 1026x1026, 0B5CF6C8-3866-4337-9367-D23B20…)

I wish people would stop making me look at ugly ass Harry Styles and his fucked up hairline.

No. 806207

File: 1620952030544.jpeg (390.1 KB, 750x724, 330EA86D-4C1C-44DB-A247-BA154A…)

meme for gus anon enthusiasts

No. 806210

>>806095
is racism not being able to tell if this is Leonardo DiCaprio or harry styles because if I didn't have the context of your post I would not have guessed

No. 806216

>>806207
she'd probably have some good advice on how to feel better about this

No. 806220

File: 1620953786744.png (777.23 KB, 590x667, gay.PNG)

I hate this retarded joke, but this one made me laugh because of how gay it is

No. 806224

File: 1620954053546.gif (1.12 MB, 220x165, tenor.gif)

>>806207
>>806220
Both of these images give me the same profound feeling of sadness and loss.

No. 806231

>>806095
Niggas you just know are brits
>>806220
I’m ok with this
Idgaf about fags being the gaping ass of jokes

No. 806233

>>806224
Hang in there nona, dont let them affect you, society wants to fuck us over but loving and accepting ourselves radically is the biggest middle finger we can give them back. From a late bloomer to another

No. 806237

>>806207
peak of life satisfaction at 23? girlies i’m fucked it can only go downhill from here

No. 806241

I want to sign up for cute and fun subscription boxes like kawaii box, but I lead a monochromatic lifestyle that absolutely does not include pink, so I feel like they would be a waste of money because I wouldn't use 99% of the stuff in them.

No. 806246

>>806241
I know right, I’m also worried about receiving stuff of characters that I don’t really like that much.

No. 806247

File: 1620955981954.png (557.13 KB, 520x632, 1585799986591.png)

>>806241
what if you set aside however much money the subscription would cost, and then pick out that much money's worth of stuff you'd like on like a particular day of the month

No. 806251

File: 1620956342701.jpeg (51.63 KB, 622x549, A290A99B-6813-402F-A819-F3A9B1…)

i think i’m finally going through a sexual awakening? holy jesus this shit’s wack

No. 806252

>>806241
I don’t get boxes. Why not just buy stuff you like?

No. 806255

It's really sad that the Greyhound is shutting down in my country. I used to ride it so much in my teens. It gave me freedom from my fucked up town. The bus sucks but I seriously don't know where I would be without the independence it gave me when I was 200km from the nearest city. Plus all the weekend visits to my long distance bf? RIP

No. 806265

>>806251
My sexual awakening came from watching a certain anime

No. 806268

>>806265
you know you gotta tell us which one

No. 806272

File: 1620958922768.jpeg (65.39 KB, 427x432, 8DB063C9-CC58-4401-8151-AC8BF0…)

>>806268
fucking jojo

No. 806279

>>806207
The way I literally didn't do any of that stuff in that order

No. 806282

>>806252
I've always liked getting stuff in the mail, even as a kid, and I like the element of surprise in subscription boxes. Also, food or beauty boxes are a good way to try
certain things before you spring for the full size version of whatever and then find out that you hate it.

tl;dr - I like happy mail.

>>806247
This is a good idea, but I would miss the surprise element mentioned above. But it might be worth the trade-off to just give myself permission to buy/order frivolous stuff on a regular basis.

>>806246
Too bad they don't let you do some kind of ranking when you sign up. Like, give me the option to choose two characters that I never want to receive. That would be so helpful, but that would probably make putting the boxes together too much of a headache.

No. 806283

there's this cute guy i really want to fuck and i found out he's on tinder
now i want to create an account just to talk to him but i don't even know if he's going to like me. if he doesn't it's gonna hurt a little bit

No. 806288

>>806207
Bruh I’m nowhere near peak satisfaction

No. 806296

I’m currently torturing myself with season 2 of The Circle havent seen s1 and I’m wondering why they aren’t allowed to type their responses? I feel like things would come out more smoothly if the contestants didn’t have to dictate everything in a stunted way and say their punctuation out loud. They could just read back what they wrote or talk as they type, I feel like that would seem more natural but maybe that’s just me. Also, were they all briefed before the show that they had to end every message with a gay ass hashtag?? Who communicates like that?
This show is so fucking dumb in every aspect. Fake and gay

No. 806303

File: 1620962041863.jpeg (Spoiler Image,89.16 KB, 455x640, 833DC5E3-57A4-42C1-B9D8-090194…)

>>806095
I’ll be going then

No. 806312

File: 1620964701719.jpg (42.79 KB, 600x600, cool cat.jpg)

>>806282
>I would miss the surprise element
I feel that
I get myself a kinder egg, a booster pack of pokemon cards, and a little blind box pusheen toy every month, it's all stuff I like, but there's still the rush of not knowing what it'll be, like gambling but you always win

No. 806324

been talking to this guy and he’s been making all these changes to his appearance while asking for my opinion along the way. he’s literally only getting more attractive to me and i think he knows what he’s doing

No. 806349

>>805009
>>806303
Styles-san should be careful with threading the avatarfagging line

>>806312
These are so cute

No. 806366

>>806272
Understandable have a nice day

No. 806418

>>806312
Diff anon but I love stuff like that too and I sometimes guilt myself too much over it (thinking I'm too old) but there's something comforting about being able to find joy in a lil 5 or 10 quid mystery toy. Part of me never wants to lose that joy.

No. 806421

>>806312
I don't get this, aren't you just buying yourself more and more useless clutter that ends up collecting somewhere in drawers or boxes?

No. 806422

I really need to buy a diffuser and my own hair dryer while I'm at it.

No. 806429

>>806421
Nta but I have (actual) ocd and I hate clutter but I also find some pleasure in having cutesy things around too. There's a balance to be reached. I went too nuts with the minimalism for a while there.

No. 806432

File: 1620987476801.gif (3.8 MB, 628x204, spark.gif)

happy 57th birthday my love

No. 806433

>>806296
It's pretty obvious if they could type 1. it would be boring af, who wants to watch emotionless faces of people typing 2. gives control to the production team which they need because there are many things contestants are not allowed to say.

No. 806460

File: 1620992153948.jpeg (Spoiler Image,58.71 KB, 512x526, 3098DDD2-BE4A-4942-AB6E-E97007…)

>>806432
that's great and all, and I'm happy for you but check this out: this guy just turned 58 (!!!) last month

No. 806465

File: 1620992932058.jpg (55.39 KB, 640x729, image0 (1).jpg)

wish I was holdin' a fistful of rat rn

No. 806487

in my head i've been calling anons in the shay threads "shaynons"

No. 806496

File: 1620998384907.jpg (89.68 KB, 1500x1500, 81NbAoyCihL._SL1500_.jpg)

Welp I just read that daily use of mouthwash can cause trouble in the long term.

No. 806500

>>806349
Sorry I’ll behave now kek

No. 806501

>>806496
what trouble? didnt know about this

No. 806505

File: 1620999431725.jpeg (127.54 KB, 736x536, 31EC23F7-2353-4D26-8279-F78545…)

I’m so excited to see the new Saw movie that’s out tonight, it’s going to be so retarded. Chris Rock is in it!!!

No. 806506

I fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up. My phonenumber that's attached to all important things got de-activated and my provider can't reactivate it anymore. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy am I this fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking stupid.

No. 806508

>>806505
That trailer was disgustang

No. 806529

>>805446
KEEEEEEK THE FILENAME anon I agree but think his cheeks look botched too

No. 806550

>>806505
Samesies! You should head to the movie general thread in /m/ to discuss it once you see it.

No. 806551

>>805705
>she doesn’t know about all the Transformers yaoi
Anon pls

No. 806573

Anyone ever use Zenni Optical? I'm waiting for my first pair in the mail and I'm so excited. I never found any frames I liked at my optometrist's office.

No. 806574

>>806496
What do you mean?

No. 806584

Remembering myself towards the end of college when I was budding into an assertive woman but still socially inept

>say to guy friend, "let's go hang out at [place] after class"

>"haha sure, it's a date!"
>"hm, no"

lololol

No. 806587

>>806550
I will, hope to see you there nonny!
>>806573
I have 3 pairs from Zenni and absolutely love them all, pretty much will only order from there as long as I can keep finding things I like.

No. 806589

>>806573
On god this shit is a broke bitch dream. My only issue is that you probably need to take them to get adjusted since they keep sliding off my nose all the time. Honestly worth it, don't have to pay 200 every time my prescription changes

No. 806590

>>806551
Ayrt I will pay you physical money to never say that sentence again do you take bitcoin or bidenbux

No. 806602

File: 1621008861089.png (Spoiler Image,607.74 KB, 754x719, hmmm.png)

I'm finally now in the Lolcow's Caps thread. I still don't realise what joke the anon who posted me was making

No. 806604

File: 1621009041520.jpeg (37.93 KB, 279x210, 10C950CF-9E1A-444D-A446-EB4B2B…)

>>806602
Link it or perish!!!

No. 806606

>>806604
my pic was a hint

No. 806609

>>806602
They were making a joke about how the thread pic under yours looked like a continuation (i.e. the body) of your picture. At least, that's how I understood it. Just a silly little coincidence.

No. 806610

>>806609
oh Now I get it

No. 806623

>>806501
>>806574
Some bacteria in your mouth are actually good and an anti bacterial mouthwash (most of them are like that) removes both the bad responsible for bad breath but also the good ones that are supposed to stay. and ofc the alcohol but most of them are free of that anyway

No. 806656

File: 1621016390744.png (176.2 KB, 540x487, E9A8C538-AFA7-418A-9C01-6810EF…)

I’ve been with my mediterranean handsome boyfriend for a long time and he’s always been comfortable with me being sexually and emotionally open to poly relationships. I’ve always had girlfriends, but now I’m flirting with a tall blondie and I feel blessed and in the Tulio/Chelo/Miguel situation.
I feel so blessed

No. 806665

>>806656
would he be okay if you dated another man? if he doesn't care about you being with another woman due to fetishizing bisexuality or not thinking lesbian relationships are serious that's not much to be thankful or surprised about.

No. 806679

>>806665
Yes, of course, he already knows about this other guy and the other guys knows about my bf. Life is too short to live in anxiety. Also I wouldn’t be okay if he were okay with me dating other girls but not other men.

No. 806681

>>806303
He's got that catboy hairline

No. 806685

>>806679
Careful that he doesn't snap one day anon, men are retarded like that.

No. 806689

This sugar coated pastry cookie I bought is barely sweet, i can only taste the dough itself. Disappointing

No. 806693

>>806207
kek i checked none of those boxes mate.

No. 806698

File: 1621019952175.png (437.96 KB, 500x549, 1586955484901.png)

>praise kink
Since when did not being verbally abused by your significant other become a kink? Sigh…

No. 806703

>>806698
Right? They've fetishized abuse so hard that they made themselves bored with it and now have to make just the absence of abuse a fetish. It's so depressing

No. 806709

>>806689
I kind of love cookies that are super doughy and not too sweet, gimme n I’ll buy you a pastry in return

No. 806710

>>806698
>>806703
To be fair some praise stuff is extremely cringy. My ex said “your lips are like heaven” while we were having sex once, and I was immediately turned way off.

No. 806711

>>806709
If I could I would, nona
The worst part is that I bought a bag of these. Maybe I'll lightly coat them in honey later, I dunno

No. 806720

>>806710
Which lips?

No. 806721

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No. 806726

>>806720
My mouth lips and I hate you for asking

No. 806728

File: 1621021419557.jpg (104.58 KB, 700x335, mindread.jpg)

I'm sure everybody has done this but what if you actually got "ya I can read your mind so what" beamed back I'd shit my pants

No. 806729

>>806710
Corny compliments don't change the fact that it's a normal human desire to want positive reinforcement. Normalizing violence and abuse during sex so much that some people now consider the aforementioned to be an abnormal sexual preference is what's concerning.

No. 806739

>>805620
nice race bait. just say you hate black me and go

No. 806822

>>806739
nta but this youtuber is racebait personified

No. 806935

>>806283
do it pussy

No. 807596

File: 1621118305649.jpg (146.93 KB, 964x1415, PSX_20210516_003005.jpg)

Anachans are raiding the unpopular opinion thread~

No. 807604

>>807596
Lol I partially agree. Tess holiday is a amorphic blob but a lot of plus size models are cute. Tess should be shamed for being a diabetic greasy mess and endangering her son but the xx clothes models wear don't look good in almost anyone and more clothes should be made with average bodies in mind

No. 814870

>>798976
where has she talked about being ex gay? i know she converted to catholicism (lol) but i thought she was edating some geriatric nazi as far back as 3 years ago

No. 857733

>>807596
it's really sad that recoiling from morbid obesity an unpopular opinion and even considered anachan. being this fat is disgusting and sinister.



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