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go ahead and say it
previous thread >>>/ot/705668
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My bfs ex is starting to skinwalk me and I honestly find it really funny, sis looks like a fucking goblin with fried hair kek
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>teacher sends me alone to interview an outpatient
>panic because I haven't been alone with a patient in more than a year due to covid, and because I'm an autistic retard in general
>girl: so you're studying for what?
>oh, i'm still a student, I'm not studying for anything (ie, i'm not an intern)
>yeah, I can see that
I mean, that burn was so fucking smooth I couldn't even be mad.
But I asked everything I should ask, so mission accomplished.
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Anyone have any shitty ex bf revenge/karma stories? They fuel me.
Yeah I got one.
Dated a guy in high school whom I also lost my virginity to. He had an ex-girlfriend who was even mildly racist to me despite being a half breed. She cheated on him a lot, even at one point cheating by betting her friend that his cum tasted sweet? Yeah, she's that kinda gal.
Anyways, he ended up falling in love with another girl once he graduated and broke up with me while laughing while I cried.
New girl didn't want him. Few years later, he's now married to the ex-gf who cheated on him several times. It may seem like I took an L, but really it was a big W.
Yeah I notice this too, particularly people being unable to spot obvious sarcasm. Might be a cultural thing, or autistic people struggling.
I’m only talking about on here and online in general. It’s rare I meet someone irl that can’t detect jokes.
the situations that made me make this post>youtuber taking another youtuber's joke seriously>youtuber making a joke and a handful of people in the comments taking it seriously
i can give some slack if someone doesn't pick up humor through text… but not this
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Why are there those little bumps on top of soda cup tops if people never use them
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i LOVE reading redpill or seduction advice/guides aimed at men on sites like reddit just so i know how to play guys who try to pull that shit on me. i remember years ago when i was at a nightclub w my friend, some loser was trying to neg her and when i called him out on it by being like "oooo is this negging? like, from the book the game? wow!" he started to get visibly stressed out. it was a delicious thing to witness. i'm not that direct usually, i mainly use their own tactics against them.
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Why do I have such a bad case of ugly ass bitch disease
I look like the bastard child of Ready to Glare and Sylvester Stallone's dead son (rip)
said, apparently for the benefit of people with diabetes and stuff
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That absolutely hilarious. Keep it up, queen
>>713315>washing your face with only water gets you clearer skin than slathering dozens of weird chemicals on your face in some super specific order every day.
Why are you saying this as if everyone has the same skin? And anyway dirt can still be on your skin, water is just water. I doubt you wash your body with just
water. You don't have to use a bunch of products but at least have some kind of cleanser, moisturizer and sunscreen, and they don't have to be "chemicals" (chemicals also aren't even a bad thing? Water's a chemical).
I swear anytime someone says anything about skincare anywhere, there's always someone to say it's unnecessary and brag about the fact they don't use any products.
Water is not a "weird" chemical.
I literally just use water for my face and my skin is basically flawless
Diet makes all the difference. Products don't do much in the long run
Nta, but most
people regardless of gender don't need multiple specialized products and routines, they just need to keep clean and eat well. The cosmetics industry has been pushing it's products on women too hard, marketing it to the majority and making huge profits. OP is behaving as if using those products should be the norm, of course she's going to get backlash. A lot of us are sick of that shit being shoved down our throat. Use it if you want, just stop pretending it's normal. It's not.
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Sometimes you girls drive me nuts and I ask myself why i even continue to come here. But at the same time I love your crazy dumb asses. Thank you for existing
How is it not normal? If it's because those products are not natural, natural skincare exists and works btw
there's a lot of shit in this world humans have created. Skincare is not suddenly this super evil thing because of that, and skincare being pushed on women doesn't change that it is helpful to a lot of men and women. It's basically just soap and lotion made for your face because the skin on your face is different. You're not better than cause you use water and bodywash to clean your skin.
Warn the kids, they can be groomed. >>713385
People who grew up in abusive
families might see red flag behaviour as normal. It is all the know.
It's needless. Why would I use something that doesn't benefit me and hurts the environment? No positives, only negatives.
It's not normal to ruin the environment by being a consoomer of shit you don't need. It's not smart, it's not wise.
Most relationships don't start abusive
. Then the woman ends up being too in love and in denial to what is happening to her, especially if there's no physical violence involved. Most scrotes also end up isolating their partners, so they feel trapped and unworthy of anything else.
It’s not about being more or less intelligent, my abusive
, isolating scrote ex was borderline dyslexic, socially stunted and just an all round spaz. Whereas I was significantly less of a spaz than he was, but because of my desperation to be loved, and my low self esteem, I became inclined to believe his isolating lies.
I was the same. I would constantly be told “nobody else will ever love you because you’re a psychotic retard”. I knew that I was objectively more desirable, likeable and had more potential than he did, besides other people found me attractive unlike him. Yet I was so badly hurt I didn’t want to risk being hurt even worse by a new person. It’s just so comforting to stick with what you know and use them to heal yourself of the abuse they caused, further deepening the trauma bond.
My ex was incapable of intelligent conversation but he was a highly capable manipulator, not just of me but other women and men.
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feel like pure shit just want him out of custody
no, he is dreamy
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girls, he's bald under the hat
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he's ugly under the makeup too, what's your point?
NTA but>liking a handsome man>retarded fetish
It's perfectly normal to find this guy attractive. He is hot.
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why do troons always dress so fucking badly
So you're saying michael cera isn't hot? What the
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Fuck it. Depeche Mode posting
Go to /g/ anon, there's a lot of conventional moid posting there
It's just that the "ugly" (or actual ugly
) become memes at /ot/
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queen shit. I find that as I grow older my confidence grows too. I'm giving less of a shit about looking ~beautiful~ and it's honestly so freeing.
there's more than driver but the driverposts are so numerous and memorable that it's easy to forget those other men>>713621
at the end of the day it's really up to what you find attractive, if you find most men ugly, it's ok. i don't want to find men attractive at all but i am drawn to what i'm drawn to and i can't stop it>>713609
more like depeche moid amirite
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So you're saying…he isn't…hot?
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michael cera is not hot
I-I uhh umm uhhh
Ellen page was kinda hot too but uhhh
I specifically remember when Finnanon got outed for being Finnish, the anon said it was because Finnish people are known for degen behavior or something>>713713
CaptainDegenerate. She's pretty big in the AO3 AOT community. She's a fantastic writer and I like all her work except for "Stray Kittens & Leather Collars". That one was just disgusting.
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I've spent the last few hours debating whether or not I should buy a special collector's edition of a novel even though it costs twice as much as the regular paperback version. I hate how difficult this decision is, my brain knows it's financially smarter to just get the standard paperback but damn I do love a pretty cover. anons, am I a fool or should I say fuck it and treat myself
I want this sm, please universe some non-abusive
romantic companionship would be really nice. Otherwise why am I still here, just to suffer?
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Man I do love lurking /pol/ during habennings, it's schizo milk nonstop
If AOC was gonna make a good Hitler-chan, she'd better put all male-kinds in camps
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I didn't save the notes i had on my phone with art ideas before I restored the factory settings….
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Best way to make 500$ in a month? I'm in Canada if that helps. I neglected my health bad and now it's coming to bite me in the ass. I'm seriously considering down efindom and ghosting the men once they send me $$$.
girl sell your stuff on ebay or offerup i swear. i’ve made $200-300 this week alone through offerup. marie kondo tf out if your belongings and catch those sales
i’ve also had really good luck finding stuff for free on the st and reselling it online. furniture and plant related stuff tends to go the fastest
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Just found out someone who's been quite nice/kind to me might actually be a tranny.
I feel pretty bad, thinking about how my views would hurt their feelings. But at the same time, I can't just turn away from reality. This sucks.
don’t feel bad just do what makes you feel comfortable
I just found out one of my best friend’s husband trooned out on her recently and she’s staying by him so all I can do is ignore his existence.
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Every time I see this dude I wanna stab him with an EpiPen so bad
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I'm so sad that android husbandos probably will not become a thing in our lifetime… and even if they do, they will be expensive as fuck and probably still acting retarded. I just want to live with a robot version of my fictional husbando reeee
does anyone know any otome with robot husbandos? or manga/anime beyond Zettai Kareshi and Hal, which I still need to watch. Films are ok too
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the kagerou daze manga is pretty good and has a qt AI boy, the anime is trash though.
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Mfw 15.5k redditards upvoted my shitty reddit post not knowing i've committed terf crimes on every other post i've ever made on that shitty ass site. Can't wait for my inevitable #cancellation
>>711905>cold water is bad for you, especially for women, since it's over-chills your body
This isn't a superstition, it's very relevant in cold climates. The outside cold air is kept out by your winter jacket and skin pretty well, but cold water inside the stomach is insulated by nothing and radiates cold right into your bloodflow, which has to work extra hard to generate warmth (and carries the cold it absorbed throughout your body as it goes)
Women's bodies have less water in them and are smaller, so the cooling effect from the same glass of cold water is stronger. Not really a survival issue if it's a warm climate and apartment, but I sometimes drink ice cold water during hot summers and I've noticed it does kind of make me nauseous.
you're living the dream nonny
Ugh best was when I had a flirtationship with a flatmate tbh, watching the dude posture while shirtless in the kitchen when he saw that I came in, late late night chats where we aaaalmost commited to it…dang I miss it. Not him, just the dynamic with him and any other male I extensively flirted with.
It would be creepy and disrespectful if your friends told your boyfriend they wanted to have sex with you. Wtf? Why was this even coming up in conversation with them? Also, don't believe that. Studies have shown men are more likely to have a desire to bang their female friends than women are to see male friends as current/future sex partners. Men will
have sex wherever they can get it and don't presume that just because they weren't stupid enough to freely tell this to your partner that they wouldn't jump on the opportunity if they felt it arose (i.e. if you eventually break up). Always stay guarded around scrotes, even the "nice" ones.
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i'm really obsessed with steve buscemi and those memes where they photoshop his eyes onto people are starting to look normal to me (or better, somehow)
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I was hoping for a Pogchamp emoticon of the deer girl.
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I don’t even care about the trooning out, it’s the fact they could almost pass as twins. The fuck.
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I'm a hardcore radfem but my boyfriend is a real life otome character and sometimes it makes me feel bad when shitting on the male population as a whole.
Yeah, I got one.
Okay, so basically, when I was 14, I was in a relationship with this 17-year-old guy, right? He was good until we were actually in one, then the creepiness of the age dynamics, predatory, and shit behavior started crawling out, blah blah. He fucked me over like bigtime (I got hooked on pills, he took advantage of my inexperience, I literally lost my ability to socialize and genuinely care about people, and became dependent on him) then he cheated, then broke up with me. In the aftermath, I was fucked up.
Fast forward to a few months ago, aka four years later. We kept in contact sporadically, more him hitting me up then me texting him, and I could tell he had residual feelings for me. He asked me out, and I said sure, let's go some place. We kept that up for a while, and he lost his support group, so I became his support system. So, I would shower the guy with love and affection, then waited until everything in his life was going wrong. I ghosted him with a mean ass goodbye message.
Now he's an alcholic who vagueposts about me on the daily. :) And man, I should feel bad, but I'm not even sorry. Dude shouldn't have been a creep.
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Dont wanna sleep and its my day off tomorrow so time to make some 2am cookies wahoo!
I'm jealous as shit but enjoy it nonny
, you found a unicorn. Doesn't invalidate the fact that the vast majority of scrotes are still self-absorbed, opportunistic rape apes and you shouldn't feel guilty about acknowledging that fact.
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Onions and green bell peppers
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Cause my favorite pizza is broccoli, creamy cheese and bacon
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Men are truly deranged
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What they’re talking about is a symptom of PTSD. They first clocked it while watching their disgusting porn, seeing women with glazed over dead eyes disassociating so they don’t have to be mentally present in the horrible scene.>>714620
Men aren’t capable of loving women. Never forget that.
>>714652>Like cancer patients>Telethons
I refuse to believe this isn't a troll post it's too funny>>714663
Be the change you want to see anon
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that vid is depressing but based barry
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i wish i weren't autistic so my online personality quiz results would not be skewed towards sociopathy
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This guy I know did the idrlabs thing and got high compassion, empathy and altruism
>Posts trashy lewd stuff about women
>Complains about women betraying him
>Constantly threatens violence on whatever's bothering him at the moment
my hs physics teacher sent me dick pics on snapchat after I graduated and then got arrested for sleeping with a student
maybe something about physics makes them creeps
sorry you had to deal with him anon he sounds like a raging douche. if I ever have a daughter who has to deal with a man like that at school I will take great pleasure in kicking his ass
did you ever look him up online? I feel like weirdos like that always have some kind of strange online presence also
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These are so fucking bad. If you're vegan/vegetarian pls don't buy these burgers. It's just plain chewy unflavored shit
what if you make like a throwaway meal in the oven first? then the next meal will be after something you've made so it should be all good.
maybe cookies or something for your neighbors? (if you live somewhere where that's the norm)
or something you can donate to a local women's shelter? (a casserole?)
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They are and so are the mandarin orange chicken. Gardein has some bangers, but idk. These burgers were just ass. I think I even had these burgers (pic related) and they were good so, idk what happened. They need to stop trying to be Impossible and Beyond Burger and stick to what they know.
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Idk where you live or if it's available in your country, but you should try buying from amazon! Reviva Foods soy steaks are so fricken tender. Sometimes you just gotta make the fake meat yourself though, like carrot salmon or black beans as ground meat. I hope you find some good stuff anon. Vegan and vegetarian food only got more popular in America recently, and tbh the only time I can find shit that isn't the same 5 items over and over is when I go to health food stores.
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I'm so deprived of handsome guys that are about my age, when I go outside rarely and see one I have to keep myself from staring, I miss going to college there were so many pretty boys
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i bet venti eats coochie like a champ
same, never thought about it but i've only ever seen like a handful of attractive men irl (most of which were doctors?)>>715026
pickmes don't eat coochie
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Why is tumblr like this. It’s just so weird to put “white” in your bio. Like… why..
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I prefer just making my own from beans or lentils. I always disliked beef so I don't want something that tastes like it, I want a patty (or meatball or meatloaf or anything else) with vegetable flavour. Fake chicken products are harder to replicate though so I prefer buying them from the store.
As far as selling through offerup goes I don’t really pay attention to whats popular tbh; I just find stuff on the side of the road and go for it. Not like any old junk off the road ofc, the way I see it is that if I think something looks cute enough to pick up, someone else would buy it never knowing it was on the street. You’d be amazed.
I’ve had good luck selling plants and related items (pots, plant stands, etc), patio furniture, side tables, lamps, dressers, tools, you name it. Sometimes I search an item beforehand to get a general sense of the average price and then post mine on the lower side of things just to guarantee a sale. Just be reasonable with your pricing and willing to haggle because people will low ball you on prices constantly. It’s all pretty fun lol I recommend it if you’ve got the time/space to store stuff. Hope this was helpful. Good luck anon!
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I'm going to take a break from Lolcow.
Don't get me wrong, I love this site, but I'm going to focus more on personal stuff right now. Wish me luck anons!
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anons help me please today has been absolute shit not even a good shit just horse shit smelly,green and ugly
should i eat a very greasy high calorie food to feel better? is emotional eating justify in this case?
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Every 5 minutes my gut rumbles and I feel like I'm going to shit myself, but when I'm on the toilet nothing comes out.
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Does anyone actually have a set amount they would want their partner to pay for a wedding ring? Honestly just asking cause I'm curious about what farmers think of ring prices. I know I wouldn't want my s/o to get something super cheap. Admittedly, I am a little materialistic, but rings are not like a wedding where it happens for like 3 hours and it's over, I'm gonna be wearing that ring for the rest of my life. I don't want something that's gonna fall apart and make my finger turn green, and if we get divorced I could sell it BUT I also wouldn't want my s/o to spend a bunch of money if they can't afford it
Also, diamonds suck.
Cheaping out on a wedding ring is absurdly disrespectful. If you're going to wear something almost 24/7 for the literal rest of your life, you should get something high quality that you love, no matter what item of clothing or jewelry it is. And it applies 10x over for something that is meant to symbolize your relationship. I don't like to wear jewelry so if I have to wear a ring it better be great.
Ofc that doesn't mean the cost should be extravagant or you can't work within a budget, you can get nice rings for a reasonable price.
The budget for the ones I told my bf to get were no less than $6k, and I consider these rings budget friendly.
My girlfriends boast about their $700 rings and tbh it really shows. Their rings look cheap shopping mall pieces.
Are you seriously trying to imply what I said is somehow related to traditional gender roles? Not the fact that wearing something constantly means you should get something worth wearing? I literally specified that the same logic applies to anything you wear all the time, not just rings.
Sorry such a practical and reasonable concept offended you tho, I'm sure that $2 ring pop your bf gave you was a true expression of love and romance so don't feel bad.
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>>715202>Being this mad over one-sentence replies
Wow that anon really riled you up huh
Idk, I feel like rings less than 6k aren't cheap at all and I'm the OP of the ring post, so I agree with spending a good bit on money on a wedding ring
and doesn't mean the guy doesn't want you. 6k is such a specific number anyway. Ngl, if you're >>715161
, I feel like you might just be saying 6k because that's what your ring cost lol. I would probably expect 2k and up (depending on how rich the guy is obviously. If he's making bank then it's a lot higher). Most actual quality brands make you spend 1-2k minimum for a ring and the type of gemstone I would want makes the ring more expensive. I also wouldn't date a broke guy, but if someone's fiancé/bf genuinely can't afford a 6k ring but still saves for the best they can get (which is hopefully still at least 1k), I understand that.
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Anons oh my fucking god this whole time I thought my boss's name was Medium. I was like huh that's kind of a cool unique name!! I found out today while writing her name out on a form and having her check it over that her name is MIRIAM. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT SHE AND MOST OF MY COWORKERS ARE MEXICAN!!! Luckily she thought it was funny and we had a solid laugh over it but I want to die!
Saying a man doesn't want you if he doesn't want to spend a ton of money on a useless piece of jewelry is really silly, what is wrong with all the anons in this thread
FDS rhetoric makes sense in early stages of the relationship, but at the point of engagement you and you so should be best friends that trust each other, I don't think that the whole representation and value of your relationship could or should be put into a piece of jewelry.
Maybe I'm saying this because I grew up in a culture where this isn't really a big thing so I don't understand you guys, but still shit comes off as silly.
I mean I get where you come from. I'm not into jewelry in general, so someone spending a fortune to buy me a ring would be kind of disappointing, and I don't care about showing it off to other women. But it can be translated into any other gesture that personally fits your relationship, since at that point he should know you enough.
Remind me of my first relationship where the guy got a somewhat expensive necklace after 1 month of dating (relative to his financial situation at that time). I wore it just out of obligation, but I really don't like wearing any jewelry, and I don't like that it's the default gift idea for women you're courting. He also bought me potted flowers even though I told him not to for women's day.
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An anon mentioned Ivan Coyote somewhere, so I had to look her up and ended up going back to pics of her - I think she's hot and looks like a super young Steven Fry. Guess I'm not that straight, lel
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Majima is 54 in this pic, as well as a lifelong smoker. Real scrotes could never
>>715390>dumbass woke ig pages
I hate them so much, I wonder if the people making those retarded slideshows and infographs are getting paid enough to spew so much shit.
I particularly hatefollow pictoline, it’s so retarded and preachy at times.
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kek I hatefollow a couple too. my favorite is thefatsextherapist
I thought it was a meme, what the fuck>straight men
That's turbo gay tho
I know that feel, anon. I’ve had way too many sex dreams about my husbando of the month usually megatron sometimes they look like humans I swear
being amazing and it’s sad how 3D scrotes will never compare.
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I just want to learn how to braid my hair so I can wear pretty braids when I feel like feeling cool! But my hands are stupid and they forgot how to braid when I used to braid my hair all of the time even if it wasn’t nothing fancy! Now I can’t even do a simple twist because it’s like my hands are drunk like “fuck you and fuck your hair now we will proceed to do nothing”
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Shout out to all my nail-biting bitches. I'm gonna try to put fake nails on mine so I won't bite them, and I already know it's gonna be hell.
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What dumbass thing do you do that makes you go "oh yeah, I'm PMSing." Mine is taking every single thing someone says to me extremely personally
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Always found her dull tbh. A lot of other vegan youtubers are cows but at least they're interesting.
It's honestly just such a horrible take. Not to start a fight about BLM or whatever, but I just watched the BLM video she made (I haven't watched her channel in a hot minute tbh so I didn't even know about it) and she made a lot of awful points in that one as well. It's especially so weird to see this video about cheating, when she said she didn't talk about BLM because she wanted her channel about veganism to only be about veganism (which isn't true because she's made videos that had absolutely nothing to do with being vegan). I've never realized how flip floppy she is. Definitely not watching her anymore lmao>>715831
In the vid she said it's just a couple feminists she saw on social media…..so not society at all, then? What a misleading thing to say. Absolutely dumb. In fact, women are probably treated worse than men for cheating.
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pic rel used to be me walking. I also used to get really irritated when others don't notice their surroundings. nowadays, I just try to chill and not get annoyed and be compassionate and pragmatic. I literally tell my mean internal dialogue "let the poor woman/man walk" a lot
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This is what Greg’s dock and balls look like
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I looked up the name of a song in google translate because I didn't understand it and it was called dismemberment of the body and soul and I said what a cool name it was and my roommate just went to church and said she will pray for me
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sometimes i wish lolcow wasn't anonymous,im tired of pretending to be a sjw
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she’s sexy as hell anon nothing wrong with you
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I can't believe i got banned over replying to a known copy-pasta in a joking manner lmao. The retardation is real huh.
Bitch what? It's a fucking copypasta written by an actual incel. I'm so confusion?
Dude I got banned for retarded shitposting IN the retarded shitposting thread! Not even infighting.
Either old mods are going thru menopause or there are really shitty new mods but what is the point of /ot/ if there's going to be such oversensitivity?
If I don't get banned once every 3 months for some stupid shit I'm either 1. Not browsing lolcow enough or 2. Mods are sleeping.
Moderation on this site has always been stupid subjective but I've learned to just deal with it. Tends to happen the most when modship is getting new people, or when they feel they have to overreact to an influx of newfaggotry.
Stop being a faggot loser>>716152
I mean the juicy video
And I also fapped at this other vid where iggy azalea is slapping her butt
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I was typing out this long post about how I am so tired from being back at work for only three days, but then I realized I'm retarded. I have mild narcolepsy so I need like ten hours of sleep, but now I remember managing it by sleeping my regular 8hrs, then taking a 10-20min nap during my work break (it's 1hr long, I love my job).
One of the great things about quarantine was that I could sleep whenever and however long I wanted.
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Know a mtf in the closet who tried to suggest an art print for me and I told him it was too male gaze for me sowwy, shut that scrote right up
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DROPPED MY PIC FFS
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You only got one shot
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I really, really want a Poopsie. It's pedophilic and disgusting and I don't want to support the brand. But they're so pretty.
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My friend told me she was on the way like 1.5 hours ago, ruuuude
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I sometimes like Xiu Xiu's music, but some of it kind of grates on me, and I can't place why.
When I read and/or hear these lyrics, I just think of the tards talked about in the Lefthots thread. I can imagine Anna Khachiyan, that one obese perfume nationalist guy or pretty much any other obnoxious person from that "group" typing this on Twitter while talking about being mugged, feeling so proud of themselves for having a "profound" thought.
The actual song is probably how they think they sound in their own heads, too. This particular "style". Something about it just leaks cringy privilege and self-righteousness. Am I just schizo?
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Alright I tried to take a photo basically they look like magma
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Stop it or I'm going to have to call the police
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Got into a public argument on fb like some fucking boomer, it was on Saturday and I can't stop cringing over it
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I know it's a fashion thing but every time I see a thumbnail of this chick's hideous thin fucking eyebrows I wanna explode
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1920s had better eyebrows. I think if they were like in Clara Bow's picture, not as arched and a bit thicker, they'd look good.
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I have a lot of features that I think are pretty in isolation (big eyes, high and wide cheekbones) but my whole face ends up looking like picrel. Gonna say fuck beauty standards and just start probing people
Don't think that's retarded unless you're doing it to an unhealthy degree where all of your clothing choices come from things you find attractive on men. I do this too, actually (still have to work out to actually get muscles though). I think that since we find masculine styles attractive, we tend to want to project what we find attractive to other people. I liked skinheads as well, so I wore combat boots, got a nose ring, started wearing leather jackets and (slightly) punk fashion, and worked those elements into my body type. I ended up being comfortable with myself, even though my body shape didnt go super
well with the types of clothes I wore, or whatever.
She looks way too smug for someone with makeup that horrible.
Whoever called her Giggles the clown was right.
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I want to but they're so cute
I don't even want kids yet wtf is wrong with me
I'm glad I'm not alone. I feel more comfortable too even though it's not a 100% fit for me either but maybe I will one day find something that is.
Anyway my friend has a dog called Cookie and it's female but she calls it he. It's so confusing especially when she was talking about how he gave birth. It's not because she is some gender whatever advocate, she says cookie sounds like a male name but it fits him so well, he couldn't have any other name so she calls it he. It's so confusing, why does she do that?????
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Can't fucking sleep so I badly edited some of the troons from the mtf thread, send me help
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The worst shit is falling in love with a person you invented in a dream and waking up to find out that relationship never happened and will probably never happen. Why is the world so cruel.
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ryan what are you doing to these men…?
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I ordered a hawaiian pizza all for myself. It's on its and i can't waitttttt
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I’m letting my eyebrows grow and be bushy, i don’t like my old thinner eyebrows, they’re just don’t suit my face to me, now they look fuller and that makes me happy.
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Couldn't stop from cracking up at LauraKBuzz and laughing at him in front of my boyfriend. He is pretty lefty so he was like "??? What's so funny?"
I literally had to stop myself from calling them a troon, I simply said "It looks like Captain Disillusion" to save myself from saying "it's a fucking gross man that isn't even trying. Thumb with a fucking wig headass. Trying to pitch his voice three levels higher and sounding stupid".
He was pretty annoyed sounding but said "no it doesn't…" lol. Got him to call LKB an "it" though. Seriously i wish some trannies would actually try. They think growing their hair out, dying it and wearing eyeliner is enough.
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I really want a pair of witchy boots with a low-ish heel. Should I buy these?
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those are for wearing with skirts
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Yeah I think it's a good alternative to my high heel boots, I'm gonna pull the trigger
and buy them. Thanks anons
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I hate this blackface-looking belle delphine skin walking bitch
He got into it when I was experimenting with routines and started paying attention. He naturally has good skin so all he needed was some exfoliating and moisturizer.
What is it like having a bf sisters
You get those butterfly feelings? Does he treat you well? I’m a turbo autist so I’ve avoided building relationships despite me romanticizing them so hard in my head
Anon she already confirmed she doesn't do blackface. If anything it's probably lighting and filters + the hot pink hair that makes her look like she has a tan. You can see in these photos >>717389
she has a more "natural" tone.
Surprise, I literally said>blackface-looking
because I already know she's black and mexican, her tiktok profile literally says it and she's already posted videos of her childhood.
this is what happens when bitches don't read on lolcow.farm
Anyways I'm more irritated that she is a belle delphine skinwalker. She's cute and could've done her own thing but of course she has to be delphine
There's a reason I posted it in the dumbass shit thread. You literally didn't have to respond.
Don't be mad because you're retarded and misread.
If only pull still existed so I could redirect you there
I hope you find peace yourself, vendetta-chan
No, this is to take when you fall asleep to have lucid dreams at will.
It's far better than drugs and VR because it happens when you sleep, an otherwise totally unused part of life. Plus you have total control unlike with drugs, and you're unlimited unlike in VR.
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"Red pill me on-"
Overconfident, because they remind me of chuunibyous and that makes them more entertaining to me, like full-time clowns.>>717356>At least sometimes there's humor in that
Hard disagree, I can't stand that type of humor.
If I had to choose between the two annoying extremes, I'd prefer self deprecating and more humble people. Wallowing in self pity is tiresome but I find being arrogant and overconfident much more obnoxious.
But if this was for hate following reasons like a personal cow I'd prefer the overconfident type.
I genuinely don't see how she's a Belle Delphine skinwalker.
What do you want her to do? Get fat? Stop wearing pink wigs, even though hers isn't even the same color as Belle's?
No, because It'd look like complete shit on me and my short stocky ass. Wish I had the guts to, I'd love to Sinead O'Connor my hair but I can tell it wouldn't suit me. Sigh
I wouldn't discourage anybody from doing it though, if it suits you - great, if it doesn't - well, at least you know that for sure.
NTA but looks like a duck, acts like a duck….
Must be skinwalking a duck, no? Serious question. I checked the profile on tiktok and she does a lot of things similar to/has belle delphine mannerisms. Not just cute anime tiktok cringe.
Do you think Belle Delphine invented being a weeaboo on TikTok or something? Nothing about that whole "e-girl" thing is original to her, she even copied the "hit or miss" girl.
Again, what do you want? Intentional obesity? Plastic surgery? It's not her fault if her face kind of resembles some other girl's.
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just train yourself instead of resorting to a shortcut
First of all, I'm NTA like I said. Secondly, why are you all wking here of all places? You all need to calm down. I was asking if that would be considered a skinwalk. It's not that serious lmao. >>717655
ok great thanks for actually explaining and answering my question>>717641
you're seething rn and it's embarrassing>>717649
I mean this IS lolcow where she is frequently talked about. have you forgotten where you were? relax.
jfc I see why the other anon went off. You guys are all retards that get extremely emotionally invested when people ask simple questions for clarification, for real.
Take a fucking nap.
Nobody said you were the same anon but, is the seething thing projection or something? How did my reply even come off as angry? Nobody is wking just because we disagree that somebody is skinwalking. Like what were we supposed to say? That she's totally skinwalking Belle even though it doesn't look like she is? You are the one that asked a question so you should have expected replies. Don't be mad just because we don't agree with you. Maybe you
are the one that needs to take a nap.
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I'll stop hindering your progress when you come up with a drug to kill off all cumbrains! Anyway I see now that I posted the wrong one, still a wall of text but they helped me get into it until I started seeing people outside of my dreams that weren't there
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I hope you have a good day too anon, here's some kitties
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>>717765>>717811>oh are we sharing cat photos now
Here's my roommate's cat hawking fish tacos
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I just remembered that movie with dr. Dolittle's daughter, here's Princess(male)
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>open song in my recommended list
>50 comments: HELLO LGBTQ COMMUNITY MY MOM JUST LET ME BUY A BINDER
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why cat paw so soft but when i go to touch the cat paw the cat takes the paw?
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On cooking groups, there is nothing worse than the protectors of the original carbonara. Those retards are fucking acting as if they themselves worked in Italian mines for at least 40 years. And in darkness underground were mixing eggs with pasta at a temperature no higher than 58'C. Bacon? you are wrong. It has to be the fucking pancetta, cured in the sunshine of northern Italy, whipped by the wind coming straight from the Alps. Or at least you think so until some retard is replaced by an even bigger retard. "WHAAAAT?? PANCETTA? YOU DUMB WHORE WITH NO CULINARY SCHOOL. IT HAS TO BE GUANCIALE. IT'S THE ONLY ORIGINAL BLABLABLADADADADDY was touching me when I was a kid and now I have to piss off people on food groups". Don't you even fuckin dare mention cream, forget it exists or they gonna eat you alive. Your egg yolks are a little overcooked? you must have exceeded the temperature of pasta by 0.7'C, threw it the fuck out. YOU AREN'T PLANNING TO EAT THAT, RIGHT? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? THAT OVER-EASY EGG? Aight fuck it, you think you will throw some parmesan on to salvage it but OH MY FUCKING GOD AND EVERYTHING THAT'S SACRED, PARMIGIANO-REGGIANO?!! ONLY PECORINO OR I WILL FIND YOU AND BREAK THAT PAN WITH THE FAKE CARBONARA ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD. It gets even better when two of those blockheads happen to meet at the same spot and one of them says that they add only yolks and then the other, that they add whole eggs. Oh my fucking god, that's when the fucking riot starts. One malds, the other shits themself.
I noticed I have 1000 cock stare in photos. I'm literally a kiss
less virgin so incels need to make up their mind.
no. but it won't kill you.
t. former alchie
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It's sad that men recognising that we are sentient beings like them is "based" but I agree. >>714702
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Back at it again with my fucking insomnia, tonight i tried to fix hari nef
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Cartoon or irl? If you mean drawings it's very easy to find those
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IRL, I have a personal (mechaphile) lolcow who married his car and would post pictures of his cum on his car wife on fucking Facebook of all places. he drinks his car's old oil and thinks that humans and cars could potentially create offspring. no one in the mechaphile community likes this guy. he's batshit insane. so with this in mind, I assumed that there has to be some guy like this but with airplanes instead. I was assuming it'd be some ballsy airplane mechanic who does this shit but with passenger jets.
pic related. it's cum on a car.
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I have no fucking idea. as I mentioned this guy is hated by the mechaphile community and has been banned numerous times for being retarded. I have so many screencaps, anons. I'm so glad I saved all these because I can't seem to find his Facebook profile right now. I wonder if he got banned lol
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I feel certain races of men should just now be allowed to grow beards, and before anyone calls me racist know that I'm from a multi-ethnic Muslim country where the vast majority of men have beards and like 70% of them are awful and an eye-sore to look at daily, even with grooming the beards suck
only Pashtuns, baloch, Kashmiri and Hindko's have really good beards
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I'm interested in two royals only: Queen Máxima of the Netherlands and most recently, The Dragon Queen of Bhutan: Jetsun Pema. She's gorgeous!
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I have an eye disorder and honestly thought the Misuse of Israeli Surveillance Tech for Massive Violation of Human Rights thread had used a dark Spongebob screenshot
So you're from Argentina? How would people from your country generally view her?
I'm Dutch but I don't follow our royal family at all so I'm very much neutral on her, but I wonder how she compares to other royals from the perspective of someone who knows more about that sort of thing.
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im so bloated right now that simply looking at my stomach is giving me anxiety
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tfw no /fit/ 2hu bf
I just went down a rabbit hole that left me crying when I came out of it. Basically searching about bone loss for vain reasons (I don't want eyes like cher's, sockets widen due to bone loss/gravity), read a comment under a post/article by an 83 year old woman being sassy about what causes osteoporosis and it was like she took the words right out of my mouth. I was also surprised she was someone my grandma's age using so many complex words. Comment was made in 2010. I look her up out of sheer curiosity, she happened to have her first and last name on there instead of a username. There's a website that has topics on it, she used to post in the health and fitness section. These articles are so well written, she has a book, I bought it. None of her articles had much interaction at all, and she had a lot. So I'm just thinking about all the possible time she took to write just one article, I mean she's elderly, so typing was probably difficult for her right? and it definitely wasn't someone writing for her because she told of how difficult it was lifting her arm after she broke her shoulder. There were articles on there about depression and she would give examples of "someone she knew" but really I think she was talking about herself, she has two youtube channels with no subscribers. Last video she posted was 9 months ago and she was talking about the pandemic. I don't know I just burst out crying, she was so paasionate and shared so much of her knowledge to an audience that wasn't there.
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i love you too anon! she must be like 94 now I'm happy she's still alive and seemingly doing well
Argentina it's still a traditional country and majority of the old people here are fascinated by Europe, so she's liked for being classy and a royal. It's like we collectively self-insert on her or claim her (lt's very common with other international figures from the country) A lot of people loved how the tango piece "Adios Nonino" by argentine composer Astor Piazolla was played at her wedding and her reaction (The composition it's a farewell to Astor's father after his death. It has also became a representative of the country for argentine expatries so it's very emotional for us)
Now she's hardly talked about, but it was big news for a long time
I don't follow royalty that much, but I'd say her (and her family) give better vibes than the british monarchy, for example, but it seems that's just your country's culture. Like they seem more open, nice and human overall
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I never wanted thigh gaps in my life because of a silly rumor in high school. A girl in the senior classes had a huge thigh gap but the rumor was after school she goes to work at strip clubs. People said she has the gap because she’s spreading her legs too much lmao I will never forget this in my life!
This makes me sad, but it's also kind of inspiring. It sounds like she does this out of her own drive, without thinking of who's seeing it now, but who may need it in the future.
I want to be like that woman. Also, I want to subscribe to her too, she deserves it.
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I just want my hair to be long already so I can wear sailor moon’s hairstyle at home while working out and doing chores or just playing games and stuff.
So you’re a woman who loves hearing other women talk about how depressed they are all the time?
Also I remembered in one of the first times talking with my roommates she bragged about how she did cocaine when she was a kid. Idk it really rubbed me the wrong way and I feel kind of vindicated in how that seemed to bother others
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People can say whatever they want about my dating life, but I think it is pretty obvious that I match with only top tier quality men on tinder
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It's actually crazy how many /snow/ threads these days attract people from off-site, like obvious friends/exes/fans of the cow(s) in question, and they end up creating their own little micro-communities that stay secluded to their own thread for the most part. Someone can say "Yeah, I use Lolcow", when they actually mean that they religiously follow the thread about Onision's orbiters, or Marilyn Manson thread, and nothing else.
Sometimes I read shit in them that makes me feel like I'm on Reddit. Tons of unironic pick-mes and scrotes barely hiding themselves.
Cause that’s the only place you’re looking obviously >>718368
Fucking every time. Got to sift through the pig shit before you find anything “decent” lol. Good luck finding love anon, this made me chuckle
So, the most respect you get is when the men around you get to put their penises on/in/near/around/to your body, or otherwise sexually interact with you? And that's the only way to get a decent wage? And that's a good thing?
This is some pink-pill shit right here. >I can see why it may get a bad rep
Yeah, just quietly gloss over all the child trafficking, rape, entrapment, physical/mental abuse, drugs, etc. That's all negligible, as long as you get yours, right?
Did you completely miss out the part where I went to college and got degrees and licenses?>>718541
I'm not supporting child abuse, sex work can be highly regulated if done correctly. I am a minority but it shouldn't be a surprise that more women are going into sex work when there's like 300+ people with the same degree all fighting for one job. Or when companies refuse to hire people because "you said one sentence slightly awkwardly"
As for a "decent" wage. I make probably 300-1500 a night and I only work 4 days a week, leaving me time to pursue my hobbies as well as having a nice apartment, paying off debt and my living expenses. If I were to go in my original field I'd only be making 25-45 an hour, around 1k a week but would have to work almost all the time and have no healthy life balance.
I've worked before but I've been sexually harassed at 3 of my jobs in the past and nothing was done. Meanwhile if I even get uncomfortable here I'm removed from the situation and consoled by the other girls. On top of that if I'm sick or going through something then I can easily take time off without having to fight the boss, I don't have to hurt my body by being on my feet non stop several hours a day and my depression is practically gone. I can probably only speak for myself when I say this but my workplace is a lot less childish, despite being in sex work I'm body shamed a lot less as well. Interviews are a lot better as well. No leading on, no ghosting, no firing or refusing to hire or every little mishap and so on
Say what you want but I am the happiest I've been in my entire life, the only thing that sucks is just the fact I wasted all that time in college
What the actual fuck did I just read? How can anyone who has spent five minutes on /pt/ or /snow/ come this conclusion?
You're simps see you as nothing more than a quick, cheap wank. I doubt they even see you as human.
okay but how does it feel for you to give up your personal autonomy for money? does giving intimacy away with nothing in return but money make you happy and fulfilled? would your clientele or coworkers be impacted by your death?>>718564
you have a boss and there are other girls present, you're a stripper or something of the sort?
I've been investing in properties and stocks therefore I can get an income without working>>718571
Its not that bad but it's definitely not enough if you want to live in a big city and you want to invest/further education/have kids/ etc>>718573
And you're not going to be doing that with any other job? Then what do you call it when people are permanently damaging their bodies in order to get paid less than a "unrespectable" job? What do you call it when peoples jobs replace them in a few days after death and they're forgotten?
It does make me happy and fulfilled. I feel happy knowing I walk into a workplace that won't fire me because I took a few days off, came in late once, tripped, or whatever stupid shit people are getting fired for. I feel happy I can sit, break and eat without being yelled at. I feel happy that if any client wants to assault me they're easily kicked out no questions asked. No job I've ever worked for provided that.
This says more about the general workforce you are living in than it does about me.
So as long as you get your bag you want to preach that sex work is real/respectable work? You say you don't support the dark side of it all but as someone who is involved in the industry are you doing anything to support those who aren't as fortunate as you to find the extremely rare places that treat their workers well? or do you just go around anonymous forums and Twitter to try and convince people (yourself) that what you're doing is fulfilling?
Also if all it took was pimping out your pussy to cure your depression then you had the meme depression
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I'm not saying you support it, I'm saying it's nasty to hand-wave it away because you made some coins. Doing it is one thing, but going on about how great it is, as if the experience you're claiming is so great isn't in the extreme minority is fucked. That's what I'll never understand about the whole "proud sex worker" thing. Why give free PR to an industry that abuses and kills other women and children? Do you have no empathy? Do you think all the young girls/women who might read and naively buy into it will automatically get a cushy situation like the one you're supposedly in (rather than the more common situation of being fucked over), or do you just not really care either way?
As for the rest, all this says to me is that serious "respectable" jobs need to be improved in many ways (which, we all know), not that sex work is good. You're saying that in order to not be disrespected and pay off your debts, men need to be able to coom on/in/to you. If that's not a huge testament to how fucked up things really are for women, I don't know what is.>the only thing that sucks is just the fact I wasted all that time in college
Yeah, fellow girls, fuck getting an education. Just let this guy fuck you instead. Do you want to be able to pay rent this month or not? No, there's no problem here. You are not living in a misogynistic dystopia. This is progress.
How is she giving up her personal autonomy? This is clearly something she decided to do on her own.
Anyway, there's no point in this conversation. A lot anons here are anti-sexwork, and imo, arguing on lolcow is dumb as fuck because the chances of you actually changing someone's mind and gaining anything from it is like, 1%. If you're happy with what you're doing, then do it and be safe and make money, but please don't justify it to other anons here because you're just gonna derail the thread (although this is dumbass shit) over it. The rest of us don't give a fuck and want to read actual dumb shit in the dumb shit thread.reposted cause used % wrong
No, I don't even know who that is.It's a particular GNC anon. I can recognize her posts to some extent or I think I do.
I hope I don't come across as creepy but it's the way I feel.
I don't know what GNC and I don't post on imageboards much. There's hundreds and possibly thousands of anons who post here. Why do you think certain typing styles are exclusive to one person and what even is the point of trying to pin other posts on certain anons?>>718600
My pockets are full, my self esteem and self worth has gone up, I learned to stop being a pushover, I stopped being so judgemental to others, on top of that because of my low stress workload my stress related weight gain and acne went away, on top of my legs, back and feet feeling better in general. My peers tend to encourage me and treat me better instead of nitpicking me and putting me down. Its not for everybody and despite what anons are claiming I am saying I do agree there are tons of issues pertaining to sex work but it helped me out a lot.
Since the business world is corrupt as fuck do you think all businessmen are bad as well? Do all actors and actresses support epstein level sex trade? Just because someone's career field is corrupt doesn't mean every single job stemming from it is corrupt.
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(Same fag) Sex worker anons are so pathetic, willingly giving people stds and not giving a shit about the mass harm it does. Who cares if you throw away your self worth, dignity, mental health and the ability to have a normal loving relationship because it "fills my pockets". Come back in a few years and if you either haven't quit or haven't become a smackhead to deal with the cope I'll give you a prize kek
Yeah, I'm pretty sure someone's really bored or we have been mentioned somewhere because every "busy" thread has some male LARP-tier discussion now.>muh sex work>I'm such a bad bitch fucking someone's man>evo-psych is real>all straight women are the same and evil
OK, that last one is probably just a lesbian radfem
Agreed. I wrote some long-ass shit, but realized it wasn't worth it and deleted it.
It just bothers me seeing them post their copes all over the internet, especially since some other people might fall for it and think it's actually a good job, just "misunderstood by slut shamers!!1".
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Not to be a simp, but Michelle Obama looked so fucking good at the inauguration. Her husband was ok too, I guess.
Hubby looks like he’s dying.
Michelle looks beautiful.
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Just want someone in my life who will appreciate my big booty. I can't be the only one admiring this pear shape everyday
omg…i'm a dumb bitch>>718748
i hope someone appreciated your juicy ass one day x
I can’t stand either
Michelle is hideous
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i just wanna own a ferret so bad but everyone in my life just tells me theyre stinky I DONT CARE!!
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I just caught a shiny Budew! I love her.
Okay queen straw man, just ignore everything I said pointing out problems in the industry because that apparently didn't happen
The best part about this all isn't that you guys are mad that several sex workers are talking about how they're better treated being a sex worker than they were in their previous fields, it's that someone didn't do the echo chamber lolcow chain of "all sex work is bad no exceptions what so ever, everything who disagrees is evil"
>>718978>Some people like to learn for new learnings sake
And that's great if college didn't use tons of time and money. If I want to learn something I can easily take a course
If you truly thought I was a scrote you'd report and gtfo, someone saying something you don't like or putting their personal experiences that don't correspond with your beliefs isn't that. You're starting to sound culty with anti sex work tbh
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Who? I personally think Kasparov was cute back in the day
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"I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy"
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Sorry this is late, I realise this is yesterday's news now, but I've been in hospital for six weeks and am only now catching up with everything. Was surprised and amused to be nominated for an award. Thanks for all the well-wishes anons, I'm here and glad to be back lurking amongst you.
>>719047>Shameful and dangerous
Ah yes just ignore the part where I mentioned when I get sexually harassed those men get thrown out bt security and no one did anything when I was sexually harassed at hospital and restaurant jobs. How dangerous>>719025
Because blowing 10k a semester and using several years of your life for a degree that you don't use for your career just for "new learnings sake" is smart and totally not pathetic because? Tell me anon, how many people you know are enrolled in college, dedicating most of their time to their classes, spending an insane amount of money (seriously college is more expensive here than any other country and more than it was at any point of time in history), just for "new learnings sake"? That's a terrible investment, if not supporting people who use insane amounts of time and money just to "learn something new" makes me someone who is obsessed with instant gratification then so be it because fuck that. Sounds like you're just digging at the bottom of the barrel to fight
>>719174>>719174>>719174>overall sex work shouldn’t be promoted
Shut the fuck up and stop promoting it then. The discussion is over.
Also posting pictures in your underwear is definitely degrading for a mentally sound human being.
Imagine thinking you own anonymous strangers over the internet>>719148>You're still going at it!>While still "going at it" yourself
Self awareness who>>719180
It felt weird at first but I got use to it. Since anons are apparently incapable of having a discussion with someone they disagree with without assuming the absolute worse I don't sell sex, touch dicks, nor did I ever say I did. Now that we got that straight I will ignore any post claiming I'm sucking dick for money, if you repeat it then you have poor reading comprehension or you're just a Karen>>719165
Oh no pity me, it's not like I have my retirement set, several investments to get me money when I don't even have to work, along with a low stress workload rather than working my old job on my feet 14 hours a day, shitty insurance that was going to leave me in debt if I ever got hurt, and better protection from predators, as well as security and the fact I work in a job where I can easily stand my ground and put up my limits without being fired. What was I thinking! I'll go back to my shitty job just for you anon
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I wonder if the anon who posted a pic of their flobby bobbys and coochie in the drunk thread is doing alright these days
>>719016>just ignore everything I said pointing out problems in the industry because that apparently didn't happen
Lmao, what did you say? "I can see why it may get a bad rep" and then an admission you get harassed at work, immediately negated by "Ok but I immediately got help from my mboss and that didn't happen at my normal-person job, sooo uwu"? Wow, jester of awareness. 100,000 rapists absolutely destroyed. Sex work is now completely valid
and you're not a complicit tard who thinks it's cute to do free shilling for a bunch of pedophiles and rapists.
Nice strawman in the second half of your post, after spending the first half complaining about just that.
First of all. I didn't say that, that was the other anon
Secondly why are you incapable of arguing without putting words in my mouth?
Third answer me this: if since a lot of sex work is corrupt, then every single sex worker is corrupt, then does that mean any other industry like the business industry is full of corrupt workers? Mcdonald's is corrupt as fuck but does that mean mcdonald's cooks and cashier's are corrupt? If you're saying I'm a bad person or doing something wrong because I'm a sex worker and acknowledge the sex industry has issues, then why don't you go nag at fast food workers, walmart workers, business workers, or literally any other person affiliated with a corrupt industry?
Weirdly, I haven't seen a single redtext in any
of the threads I've visited so far today, despite reporting people all over the place who are objectively breaking rules. Where's the Twilight Zone theme song when you need it? Farmhands took what anons said in /meta/ literally and are now punishing us for their complaining about how they never do anything.>>>/meta/19151>>>/meta/19175
Why, I oughta!
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/ot/ mods must be on break
If you want to do sexwork just do it! If you're anti-sexwork then fine! No one cares! Just please shut the fuck up!
OG sex worker anon here
My rant was more about the fact that my work conditions are comparatively better than when I was working in hospitals or restaurants and that people should focus on making the conditions of those workers better, instead y'all just got mad and claimed I was an escort, I was promoting sex work, I was claiming there is no issues within sex work, etc.
I would happily switch to working in the medical field which I like doing but it should be no surprise when we get paid more, treated better and have less stress on our bodies(ban evasion. stop derailing the thread with SW infighting.)
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I didn't know sadness until I learned that Keanu Reeves is not a fuckable character in Cyberpunk
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…anon, there is a joytoy mod so uh, you actually can.
Unless you meant canon.
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Get well soon komaeda chan and thanks for the awful photo
I never said that I'm above anyone, kek calm down child.
By 'they' I'm referring to the girls from this website who's voices I've heard.
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LMAO why every sw acts this way so embarrassing keep yo mento ilness for urself no value whore.>>719435
Fuck corpse husband i cant even shit in peace im scared to look behind me and see his ugly rotten bunny avatar whispering choke me like u hate me.We need to eat super overcooked hard boiled eggs to defeat him.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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The term "sex worker" replacing prostitute in public discourse is such an egregious example of whitewashed language covering up the real issue. Normalise calling prostitutes prostitutes again. And always remember that sex work is not work ♥
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thank fucking god
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Okay— here’s my theory. I think it all depends on the A-spot (picrel). G-spot stimulation is great, but it makes me clench all my muscles down there, including, of course, bladder/urethral muscles, which prevents squirting. The A-spot, however, doesn’t seem to make me clench automatically like the G-spot does, in fact for me it almost has the opposite effect & makes me stop clenching and “open up.” If you keep hitting that spot over and over again, that “needing to pee” sensation that some women describe when nearing orgasm (I don’t think it feels quite like that, it’s more like a tingling feeling in the urethra) will be uninhibited without the clenching, and voila.
I also find that my vaginal sensitivity varies greatly throughout my cycle, and something that works at one point in the cycle might not work at another. This only works for me when I can tell I’m in the sensitive phase.
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I fucking love the manga Nana to Kaoru, I’ve re-read it so many times and it is still as good every time. It’s so hot and heavy without any sex happening while also really funny and cute.
I REALLY wish I could have a dom that would secretly do dirty things with me and then do proper, sweet after care while also getting flustered himself when I’m not looking.
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I totally understood what anon said here and I feel so cool >>719868
my hungarian learning app is paying off
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Oh DEFINITELY! While Kaoru's role as a dom is to sort of push Nana's boundaries, he keeps a proper eye on her reactions and body language and is ready to stop the moment he sees that something is too much for her, and Nana is also fairly communicative if she is uncomfortable despite being a stubborn character. I think there is only one instance where is a bit too pushy to test her, but they sort it out. The manga is more about the "art" of bondage rather than the sexual part of bdsm, so everything they do is above clothes. Otherwise they are just completely regular teens going to high school, hanging out with friends and worries about grades.
The thing that makes everything they do so insanely hot is because the panels put a lot of focus on their expressions, like just only focusing on their smiles or their gaze. I also enjoy that there are not really a lot of manga/anime tropes like tsunderes or whatever (with the exception of Nana that starts off as this typical goody-two shoes honor student that is insanely stressed out), they are just people living their normal lives. It is also very informative about the various tools and styles of bdsm so it isn't like the mangaka just watched 50 Shades that one time.
Damn I’m interested, I love bdsm for the sensuality of it but most representations are unhealthy and abusive
as hell. Thanks for the rec
What is great also is despite having a romantic sub-plot is that there is no "will they, won't they?" vibe to it either, it is pretty obvious that they will end up together because they have a really good dynamic.
I don't know if there is anything similar to this specifically on the market, at least none that has gotten a translation. Most of the manga I find with dom/sub dynamic or bdsm is just young women dominating their love interest in a "DRINK MY PISS" or "I'm going to make you cum in your pants with my foot" way without any aftercare, which is fun to read sometimes simply because it is nice to see women make these scrotes crawl on the ground for them begging for permission to masturbate as a change of pace in manga (while I'm a sub I would love to have that kind of power over a man), but there is a severe lack of wholesome content and way too much with dominatrix(es?) making someone drink their fucking piss and that part is so disgusting. I think the only one of that kind that I've reread simply because it got a decent, pretty sad story is Ibitsu by Okada Kazuto.
Yeah, that chapter was not good at all, I agree with that. But there is so much more to the manga than that. But Kaoru was just close by and kept an eye on them the whole time so it's not like he just went out on a walk in the meanwhile and cared for them afterwards. >>719888>>719890
The only ones I can think of at the top of my head is just Ibitsu and Sundome that are made by the same mangaka. But if you go to the pages for them on myanimelist there is a section where people recommend similar mangas.
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I started watching/listen to the Trash Taste podcast and watch Gigguk which has made me interested in anime again, and it frustrates me because I have NO ONE to talk with about the shit I watch anymore. Pretty much everyone I know nowadays either thinks anime is stupid or lost interest (except for a couple of friends that are just as super into Sailor Moon as I am), which is why I sort of took some distance from that hobby for a long while. Like I don't even have anyone that will humor me or try to act interested when I test the water to say something about a series and I have this sort of fear of showing off too much of how much of a fucking nerd I am in general since I got made fun of for it when I was a teen.
I just want to talk about anime and manga with someone the same chilled out way the guys do in Trash Taste. Just sorta nerd out and talk about anime history compared to now and whatnot.
Sundome has one of the worst endings ever. I have no interest in piss but I was invested in the love story and I've never stopped being mad about it. The mangaka shat all over his own plot, of course his latest manga is about an adult female teacher jerking off a 14 year old boy at school
Yes I'm mad
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i'm big sad i wont be alive long enough for a women-only planet..
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an /m/ thread of pics like this would never take off would it? sigh
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took him 1 day, my condolences for the anons with husband or male family relatives in the military
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This champ is so disappointing, I wish riot incorporated more Spanish Conquistador era elements into his post-ruination design instead of making him look like a generic edgy league bad boy. I mean Kayn is hot, but don't we already have enough of him? His pre-ruination design was so good. Senna is still the best "new" champ they've released recently, even tough she came out like 2 years ago
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Good on you for being the bigger person, anon. Sometimes I have to remind myself of this kind of thing too and it's not easy. Hope the rest of your work day went better!
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Do you think that when Sanic replies "maybe" he's just playing coy or does he truly not know?
I just wanted my answer, you stupid blue cock
Where do you see those people?
Yeah good on you that you’re working, no joke can’t lie that this pandemic isn’t killing me
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I love you, anon.
Hopefully award season will bring something juice again
By ‘right’, I mean ‘left’.>>720479
You know when you’re at a crowded place and you start looking at strangers, observing their mannerisms and appearance, and form gut reactions about them based on that? That’s people watching.
I just appreciate looking at all sorts of faces and bodies, and finding little things that are relatable or surprising. Recognizing people in public translates well to dating apps, too. Just the sheer bizarreness of seeing a coworker or teacher outside the confines of work or school.
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this is funny so i'm sharing it
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Larry King ded, rip
My mindset is usually:>Have I used this the past 3 years?>How likely is it that I'm actually going to use it the coming year?>Was it expensive? >Did I even remember I had it until now?>Will it just collect dust?
Don't hold on to thing just for the sake of it, that is how you end up accumulating a lot of shit without realizing it (I recently moved and ended up donating/throwing away 4 moving boxes and 2 thrash bags of stuff, and now that I've gone through all my stuff again while unpacking I'm now also donating 5 moving boxes and an IKEA bag of stuff).
Why can't you scan the content of your portfolio and get rid of the physical copies if it's that important? What good would it do to you know even if you would apply to art school now if you're not into art anymore? If it has been years your skills wouldn't be fairly represented in the portfolio anyway so it's just unnecessary.
Regarding the postcards, wanting to keep those I kind of get since I always keep cards and letters I get from friends. Get a small box to keep them in that you can also use as a book stand so it will also serve a function.
those are dark academia autists obsessed with seeming mysterious and sophisticated, not understanding that living on tumblr and having to look up tutorials on what to drink in the morning is the opposite of that…>>720624
yep, also lol @ the ancient greek and roman foods tasting better
That's a great idea! If I can find something similiar here I'll do that too.
Just curious, why did you stop postcrossing? I stopped because stamps for international shipping became too damn expensive.
I think >>720915
is right, but on twitter it's also used so they can talk about something/someone without it coming up when the uncensored word is searched. It's also used when you talk about someone, usually a celeb, you don't like. Like if someone says "H*lsey sucks" it's supposed to be kind of shady because they're making it seem like Halsey is a bad word. Idk if I explained that well.
please someone tell me if this is toxic
behavior. I had a more or less close but not couple-y relationship with a guy a few weeks ago. He broke my trust by sleeping with other women repeatedly, telling me about it, promising to stop it after I freaked out at some point but then still casually meeting up with the same people he had slept with. Everytime he told me he would meet up with somebody my mind would immediatly jump to thoughts about how he would meet these people to sleep with them or at least would like to and it made/still makes me feel worthless. But maybe thats just my ego? He said he loved me and even wanted a relationship but I broke it off because the mental stress became to much to handle. We still have some stuff to unpack and talk about so today after about three weeks of me taking some space for myself I try to set up a meeting. Somehow the conversation turns to what we have been doing and I find out that he spent an evening with someone unspecified watching the same tv program that a mutual friend and I had started watching just the week before (and of course he spoiled her about the next episode we wanted to watch together and then tells me to not invite her) And now I'm back to feeling unwanted, worthless, replacable and on top of it all I'm really angry.
Rant over. After typing all of this I think I know why I broke off contact and why I felt so much better without having him in my life. Fuck his narc-ass