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No. 703303

whaaaat? noooo, i'm not laughing at your retarded confession!

previous thread: >>>/ot/690333

No. 703307

it has 100 posts, fag.

No. 704482

I hate troons as much as the next farmer, but I find it too funny when nonnies try to clock ugly women as trannies. Bless the ugly women's souls. i am possibly one of them

No. 705893

I apologize every time I run over a civilian with a car in a Grand Theft Auto game. I really don't mean to run them over.

No. 705896

Kek I'm not ugly (afaik…) but I tend to look troonish on pics because I'm taller than most of my female friends and I don't know how to pose or smile, I sometimes really look like an autistic AGP. If some of my pics got posted, I'm sure I would get called a disgusting tranny.

No. 705905

It had 1100 posts at the time you posted this, you actual retard. You need a new prescription for your glasses.

No. 705910

They meant it had 100 posts left before it hit limit. Thats a lil too early to make a new thread.

No. 705912

Pfft. I guess. But I've seen ppl do it before so I guess I just jumped the gun.

No. 705915

The only reason I want to lose weight is to dress like an e-girl/cos-thot/lolita and I don't care that that's my inspiration. It's something that actually keeps me motivated and always has been a reason. The number of cheap outfits that I can't buy because it's made in China and doesn't come in my size makes me upset. And as someone who loves to shop but hates overpaying, I feel like losing weight is the only way I can dress how I want and take weird pics with cute clothes.

No. 705966

I lost my youth to autoandrophilia . I'm 30 and finally learning to be present in my female body during sex. It's actually awesome and not as scary as I thought it would be, now I'm just mad I spent my teens and twenties terrified of everything except my fantasy world.

I could have had do much fun and I'll never get that time back, but at least I'm here now. I know who and what I am, and that's enough.

No. 705975

Idk what thread this was specifically about but the 1100 posts system msg literally says
>Please begin preparing a new thread and post a link to it when it's created.
>and post a link to it after this thread has reached 1200 posts
So I don't really get what people's problem is with a new thread being created between 1100 and 1200 posts. Or why it even matters?

No. 705980

Because 100 posts is a lot of posts and it's confusing when there are two open threads. The 1100 post warning is just that, a warning that it will get locked at 1200 and to make sure a new thread gets created when we need one.

No. 705994

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My boyfriend doesn't dress bad at all, but for some reason he always avoid the color black when he looks so good in it. He always go for gray, which is okay, but sometimes it looks like he came from The Clerks.
He always uses the clothes I gift him, but since I lost my last job I wasn't able to do that anymore.
If I get this job in 2021, I'll keep showering him with black (and more varied colors too, but mainly neutral) clothes - also buy pieces that he wouldn't buy in fear of change, because he doesn't understand about fashion too much so he sticks to shirt + skinny jeans just to be safe.
Hope it doesn't get too obvious kek

No. 706001

I just want to know what some of you farmers look like honestly. It compels me so much that there are other gross women like me and yet I don't know what you lot look like.

No. 706002

check out the eyes thread and kibbe thread on /g/

No. 706056

This is the worst confession ever. My bf confessed to me when he was a teenager, him and his brother were watching a movie w a sex scene, they both agreed to jerk each other off, but like they didnt finish or anything. Well ever since he told me this ive been having such weird dreams about it because they're both hot. Like yeah it gross incest ik, but i end up imagining them in a threesome with me. I think i might have to break up because this is disgusting to even fantasize.

No. 706059

that's kinda hot, don't be ashamed

No. 706093

At first I read it as "jerk off next to each other," and not "jerk each other off" good god. Anon your thoughts/dreams are not the worst part, you're fine. Fantasy isn't reality, and you're not committing or encouraging incest irl. I get wanting to break up, though, it can be hard to get over. Hope you figure out what you want and/or need to do.

No. 706094

Do you compliment him when he wears black and mention that you especially find him handsome when he wears it? My boyfriend was about to give away jacket he didn't wear often until I told him it was one of his most attractive pieces and now he happily wears it all of the time. I think once guys realize there are articles of clothing that make them more attractive to a woman they will remember that forever. Scrotes aren't often told they look good.

No. 706095

I'm not going to lie that's super hot. Just don't act on it.

No. 706098

>started dating a guy
>"oh noes, i'm going to cheat on my anime husbandos!"
Can't I just be normal for like one fucking second?

No. 706104

I think Onision is kind of attractive.

inb4 "hi Onion"

No. 706105

> I think once guys realize there are articles of clothing that make them more attractive to a woman they will remember that forever.
100% true

No. 706114

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I think cauliflower looks creepy.

No. 706119

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I do! Tbh it's been a long time cause, as I said, he barely has black clothes now. Usually when he does, we're at home and he's using one of my old band tees and I guess he just brushes it off in this scenario because he's not really dressed up.
Even when we are shopping together, I always tell him he would look great with all the black options. Now, I understand when he prefers to buy lighter shirts because it's very hot here, but for pants it doesn't make much sense (imo), it's more about the fabric and thickness of it. And he could also buy black tees and pullovers for the winter.
I think he fell into a cycle of always buying grey stuff. He also looks very good with red shirts, but I don't see him buying those anymore either.
Well we go shopping together again (not so soon, clearly) I'll try to convince him once more haha

No. 706122

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Romanesco cauliflower tho

No. 706125

this looks weird as hell but i've heard it's apparently good

No. 706136

This looks super cool. I would like to have this as a succulent

No. 706157

My bf and I wear obnoxious matching shirts when we go on vacation

No. 706159

absolutely adorable

No. 706160

That’s living the dream anon, I’m glad.

No. 706188

my covid test came back negative I'm so happy

No. 706190

i used to be into a lot of weird fetishes before i started posting here, and in a way i'm grateful for the existence of cows because they ruined those kinks for me and forced me to develop a non-degenerate sense of sexuality

No. 706196

I keep wearing the same clothes for 2-3 days straight, including sleeping in them (I do change my underwear). Lockdown has me living like a scrote, kek.

No. 706204

I was the same, anon, but i dropped the shitty kinks and fetishes when I got to browse 4chan. Really, people can ruin anything, at least I got better shit to be into now.

No. 706251

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Look at this place of horror, this hell and the Evil that pervades it. All of the suffering, torment, and torture raping our innocent souls. Life, by Law, cannot be good in this universe. Every aspect is corrupt and wicked. Life is a punishment that we are forced to suffer without redemption. Consider this alone: even in the christian bible, God allows Satan DOMINION OVER THE EARTH. We are, without question, burning in hell.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

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No. 706270

Same, except I wear the same outer layers of my outfit for like a week straight. I am living the comfiest life.

No. 706272

I already did that with my work clothes since I don't have that many so I guess it was easy in lockdown mode to transfer that onto my regular clothes

Good thing I don't sweat too much these days, it was a lot harder to do this during the summer

No. 706276

preach it queen

No. 706502

when i personally hate someone it is because of how they treated me and i while i wish them the worst i also secretly wish they liked me instead.
also i want to act however i feel but at the same time i can not get over if this offends somebody. i am a hypocrite with little self awareness.

No. 706503

They banned her because she told them the truth

No. 706529

I noticed that for most people it's the opposite, they like or dislike you based on who you are, not how you treat them. It's pretty fucking strange for them to be like that.

No. 706532

I want to make an OF lmao. Not for the money but because I'm a pervert.

No. 706543

Have some self respect.

No. 706560

this is super mean, but I wish sometimes I could make my bf's voice a little bit deeper. like if there was a plant that made it lower I'd make teas for him with that secretly. he had shown in the past that he dislikes it too, but I've always been supportive of him and honestly. I don't know if it's possible do it without testosterone and/or coaching lessons.

No. 706617

I have this terrible habit of ghosting people as soon as they annoy me, I have lost a lot of friendships just doing that. I feel especially bad for this woman who tried to reconnect with me several times, but I never answered her messages mostly out of shame.

No. 706622

Sometimes I read about traits of narcissism and how narcs act in relationships and constantly find myself saying "oh shit, I do that." Then I see like 20+ people in the comment section of the article/picture/etc saying the same thing, someone jumping in to clarify "no, if you have the awareness that you do this, then that means you aren't a narcissist." Okay but…why? Why is awareness of the behavior the one thing that makes it not narcissism? I feel like people act like narcissism is so black and white. You're either a demonic entity with no soul or an angelic eMpAtH who can do no wrong. I think a lot of people who run and religiously follow social media accounts about narcissism have bpd tbh.

No. 706623

Labeling people with a disorder means that they’re objectively bad and not regular people who make mistakes or you have a disagreement with

No. 706626

Yeah that's true. I guess I'm being just as bad by labeling anyone with bpd. Tbh I kind of hate how anons on lc are so prone to doing that too

No. 706634

>"oh shit, I do that."
If you didn't know you do those things before they were pointed out to you, you're not that self-aware. Also I like how whenever something bad about narcs is said you (general you) try to make it look like only bpds don't like them. No, there are all kinds of people who don't like them.

No. 706637

I think a lot of the people online complaining about narcissists/BPDs are just losers that have a poor judge of character and they are butthurt they got mistreated and want to feel less stupid for it. If they are a victim of an evil narcisst/BPD person's headgames it wasn't their fault

No. 706639

Most people do narc shit sometimes, part of what makes someone a narc is the frequency and severity of their behaviour. People recognise themselves in the examples without contextualising it. Having mild or even moderate similar behaviours does not make someone a narc, it just makes them a normal, flawed human being with possible issues that fall short of a NPD diagnosis.

Awareness is a part of it too but maybe the word isn’t very fitting? Narcs can be aware of their behaviours and even aware that they are seen as “wrong”, they just don’t care. Lack of empathy might be more appropriate phrasing.

Some of the people who obsess over this content may be BPD but most seem to be involved or have been involved with a narcissist or abusive person with similar behaviours. Living through that can fuck anyone up so they latch onto the explanations and community. Some do seem to be obsessive though which kinda feels like missing the point.

No. 706642

This is word for word how narcissists think.

No. 706644

I’m scared of the dark and will not get up until it is bright outside (obv. not for a workday) but i never get up when I have to pee and night or I’m thirsty

No. 706645

I'm no SJW but that's some victim blaming shit. Just because people are stupid doesn't mean you have the moral clearance to game them.
You sound like a narc who wants to lessen the culpability you feel about your actions.

No. 706648

This seems unnecessarily harsh and narrow-minded. Having a "poor judge of character" usually comes from somewhere. If you focus on why you have a poor judge of character, rather than solely hating on your ex, then you might actually learn and grow from the experience, and you won't end up with a similar person down the line. I don't necessarily judge people for complaining/venting about their abusive ex-partners, but after a certain point, I agree that it's no longer helpful and is just holding the person back.

No. 706650

why she got banned… she's trying to warn us

No. 706657

Yep. They're actually pretty easy to manipulate once you figure out how simplistic and childish their thought process really is. I don't recommend doing so if you have the choice to just sever ties with them, but it's good information to know if you're living with a narc family member, for example.

No. 706662

>They're actually pretty easy to manipulate once you figure out how simplistic and childish their thought process really is
Could you explain this a little? I know the grey rock method is supposed to be effective but, I haven't tried it because I'm a stupid and emotional bitch. I just genuinely don't understand how people with personality disorders think or how they could do the things they do and still perform the mental gymnastics needed to feel like it's never their fault.

No. 706668

If you say so.. I felt way more free once I stopped labeling people like that and I've actually become anti-psychiatry altogether. I used to think of this relationship with my ex-friend as her being a narcissist and using me for supply but I was just mad that I sucked up to her and bought her BS for so long. It was a way for me to save face with myself for being such a pitiable peon. It's called self-respect and personal responsibility, look it up

No. 706669

>I just genuinely don't understand how people with personality disorders think or how they could do the things they do and still perform the mental gymnastics needed to feel like it's never their fault.
I'm guessing that this is your main issue, anon. You haven't actually accepted that their behavior will never change, and that they will never truly acknowledge their shitty behavior. Once you have, grey rocking becomes much easier, although it may never feel 100% comfortable. Really though, the best course of action is to just avoid people with pds (particularly narcs) as much as possible. Even negative attention is still attention to them, so don't waste your time trying to call them out on their bullshit. If you really have a pressing need to do so, you should probably just vent about it online, or with a therapist if you have one.

No. 706672

You realize not everyone is in the same situation as you and there are genuinely narcissistic people out there who are abusive to the people around them right? And you do realize not everyone who is around a narc can just leave right? Just because you sucked up to your friend doesn't mean that all victims are just self-pitying people need to take "personal responsibility". Stop making excuses for people with personality disorders.

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No. 706677

This post sounds underage. If I'm wrong, yikes.

No. 706679

Oh that makes sense, you think every situation is some dumb teen tumblr drama scenario.
Like >>706672 said, there are times when the possibility to leave doesn't exist so you have to endure. Not my case thankfully, I have escaped and cut them off. But think about people who are less lucky.

No. 706690

This reminds me of when I knew someone with BPD and I was looking in to how to deal with their BPD and I read so many articles that fit them like a glove only to scroll to the comments and see all the BPDs REEEEEing how incorrect it was
>I have BPD and I’m not like this…
which I guess only strengthened the point kek, gave me a good giggle

Also narcs latch on to people who are vulnerable they can leech on because no one else would put up with their shit

No. 706703

Slow clap for anon who thinks she can make objective statements about narcissism because she stopped sucking up to a friend once who was taking advantage of her.
You're sheltered as fuck dude.

No. 706707

To be fair, it seems that BPD is misdiagnosed fairly often, but anyone that goes around defending themselves in the comments of online articles is probably not one of those people.

No. 706709

"Slow clap for"

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No. 706717

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I'm not a furry at all, but I'd let Legosi take me the fuck down

No. 706718

>I'm not a furry
They all say that in the beginning.

No. 706719

I'm not about to get banned for infighting I just thought your phrasing was really fucking funny, you sound like a redditor.

No. 706731

OP here but that anon wasn't me, I was just gonna ignore it but turns out a diff anon wanted to know what was funny about it.

No. 706743

I refuse to watch this anime despite the recommendations because I am not a furry kek. Is it good though?

No. 706756

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I haven't completely finished the first season but, I think it's pretty good! I love the art and animation (the intro is chefs kiss, pic related), and the world building is great. I feel like it's realistic for what a world of carnivorous and herbivorous animals would be like. Give it a watch anon! Don't let the animals push you away.

No. 706774

It's easy to fool someone, anon.

No. 706778

My best friend continually will not stand up for herself because her mother and step father groomed her into having sex with them. She has many childish behaviors related to not protecting herself or standing up for herself. I am about sick of hearing about her problems because she now needs to take that last step and start putting up boundaries and not giving a shit about being nice to shitheads.

I'm waiting for her to do this in her own good time but I will not wait forever.

No. 706782

>because her mother and step father groomed her into having sex with them
????????Huh???? Explain?

No. 706821

Every time I'm comfy in bed and ready to sleep I have the biggest urge to piss and it's annoying to get up and go to the toilet, so I've started pissing in a cup I keep in my room. I clean it the morning afterwards

No. 706826

…a-anon, i have a lot of questions but most importantly - what do you wipe with? do you throw the used tissue in the cup or do you just drop dry and make a wet patch in your underwear?

No. 706837

Whoops I should've added that I use wipes and throw them in my trash can after, I may piss in a cup but I'm civilized enough to wipe

No. 706846

The step husband was allowed to do anything he wanted and the mother never let her be her own person so my friend caved and trauma bonded to them. She was like a sex slave.

The cherry on the top of the incest sundae, they also had the family dog fuck her.

Her mother died horribly of cancer so that's great at least but without her tormentor living my friend felt like her own world had ended and she had no one to "love" her.

The rest of her family has no idea and I will take this info to my grave.

No. 706850

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Holy fuck

No. 706854

it is weird, and they can have such petty reasons for loathing people. i understand if the person is a murderer. when a coworker is yelling at another it may seem abusive, but there may actually be a legitimate reason behind them acting that way. and even if that mad coworker starts shouting at me, if it only happens once i may chalk it up to a bad day, and just have them make up for it later.
i see it so many times that a friend would gossip about another and they believe and pick their friend's side immediately, even going as far as being an asshole to the person they talked about.

No. 706861

I think I know what you anons are getting at. I had a roommate who would randomly start shit-talking people to me, and I didn't know what to say. Like, I didn't take an issue with that guy for being socially awkward, he was nice… So I said "idk he's nice though" but she still seemed to hate him. I'm awkward too so what would she say about me? Anyway I don't understand harshness like that.
>the irony of saying it on lolcow

No. 706885

kinda want to date a cute ftm, but don't want to deal with gender shit and an overgrown clit. sigh guess i'll have to search harder for an andro tomboy gf.

No. 706897

your roommate 100% shit talked you the same way to her friends.

my most people pleasing friend talks the maddest shit about others. but still thinks of herself as a saint.

>the irony of saying it on lolcow

ironic as it is, lolcow has made me like more cows than it made me dislike. i lurk the persona threads whom i follow to feel closer to them if not laugh.

No. 706900

>mother and step father groomed her into having sex with them
>I am about sick of hearing about her problems
>I'm waiting for her to do this in her own good time but I will not wait forever.

Jfc you are self-absorbed to the point of actual derangement that you would hear about a trauma this horrific and not only judge your friend for not "protecting herself or standing up for herself," but somehow manage to make it all about you and what a "burden" it is that you have to listen to it. Fuck off and die.

No. 706903

Confession based on your confession…

I actually love the overgrown clit. It's really hot to me and makes me wish mine was even slightly out there. I've seen a woman fuck a fleshlight with hers and I was envious. 10/10 would love to trib with a woman with an oversized clit and/or be f*cked by her.

No. 706907

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This you?

No. 706910

No but I don't get it. Did he mention something about this?

No. 706913

I made a totally "straight" guy get off to gay porn, it was fun

No. 706914

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Yes, ma'am.

No. 706918

I ain't readin' all that but God he gives me the heebie jeebies. Even before his transition, just looking at pics of him made me feel sticky.

But no, I'm not Chris-chan. Just a closeted, virgin lesbian.

No. 706919

I’m keking at the thought of seeing your own face randomly pop up
>makes random statement in OT
>”Is this you?”
>”… no …”
>logs off pc

No. 706926

>My Vagina Of My Soul!!!

No. 706929

how'd you do that?

No. 706930

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I'm so bored I went to check out /sty/ and read the entire fluffy ponies abuse thread (I strongly do not recommend). I wouldn't say I'm turned on or get any sexual pleasure out of it but they do seem to awaken ancient feelings within the deepest trenches of my subconscious.
I finally remembered what it is they make me nostalgic for.
>When I was about 6 or 7 years old I used to play the same story in my head to myself before I went to sleep at night.
>It was always the same; I'd go to a popular camping site in the countryside with my family where I'd kick one of the lambs maliciously, invoking the wrath of its older flock members
>(for some reason they were in the style of shaun the sheep even though it was the real world with real looking people).
>I'd continue to terrorise the sheep before eventually they'd rise up and drive me out.
>I'd miss abusing the sheep and be itching to return. So I disguised myself as that tiny woman with the bob haircut from the incredibles so they wouldn't recognise me.
>I weaseled my way into their society until I was a teenager, when I gave up the disguise because I looked different to how they remembered me.
>I faked "Little Ms. Polly"s (disguise name) death and claimed to be her daughter when making my debut into sheep society.
>Under my new identity I built up a relationship with the first sheep I ever abused (who was some kind of sheep prince) and we eventually got engaged.
>Now we were the hottest, most talked-about power couple in sheep society I revealed who I was to him and watched him die inside.
I can't remember anything that happened after that because I fell asleep around then.
I had the most normal parents, neighbourhood, childhood in general, why tf was I such a psycho

No. 706933

Sometimes I download wicked whims (perverted mod for Sims 4) and play a little, then I feel so embarrassed I delete it instantly. But after some time I will add and delete it again. Idk it's pretty harmless but I feel so stupid. It's like being a kid and undressing your Barbie and Ken. I guess I should accept this temporary NEED of mine and don't feel so ashamed but I can't… it feels so wrong.

No. 706935

This is what The Cat Returns would have been if God was just

No. 706940

Kek don't feel ashamed anon, it's an embarrassing, cringy thing but not shameful or a sin. We are all cringe sometimes. Were you raised religious? I was and it took a while for the feelings of shame to leave.
When I played with wicked whims for the lolz I did look over my shoulder a lot, and I think that part's normal. Not wanting to be caught. But you aren't "wrong" for it.

No. 706945

My sides anon, someone write the screenplay. The plot twists, the deception… top tier thriller material.

No. 706946

I completely forgot what I was even going to say because of how fantastic that story is.

No. 706950

Well he's one these totally straight guys that are into shemales and futanari. Being a masochist he let me "humilliate" him by sending gay porn as jerk off material. Honestly this just proves men who like dick that much are at least bi if not gay as fuck. But it was so funny I giggle everytime thinking about that

No. 706977

my friend invited me and her male cousin to her bf's house to play games and eat junk food and she also invited some guy she knows from facebook. when i first saw this dude he looked like a weeb who's into hentai and shit. so basically because they had to work the next day the bf and cousin slept on the bed while we kept playing drink games sipping on beer and wine. when there was none left we went to sleep and weren't really drunk since it wasn't enough booze. we were laying on a single matress when i heard kissing sounds, literal moaning and thinking wtf? man they didn't even wait for me to fall sleep and honestly i wanted no part in it so i pretended to be asleep and actually did sleep for a while before she fucking almost fell on top of me. at some point she made the guy touch her down there and started moaning really loud. it was fucking awkward, i was feeling like some type of voyeur while expecting her bf to wake up at any time and murder that guy,,, which didn't happen because everyone but me slept like a rock. only told her cousin after so he can share that burden. it was a fucked up thing to do, with me by her side, her bf and cousin a meter away in his OWN house but seriously the most embarrassing thing is the guy is fugly. he makes her bf look like prince charming. wtf.

tl;dr friend cheated on bf in his own room while he was sleeping

No. 706979

I'm waiting because I know she can pull it off. Being frustrated with someone going through something but not quite getting it is pretty normal I think. She has a roommate who treats her like shit and she stood up for herself once. That's pretty good, she never did that before.

No. 706982

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i just money requested my ex for $400 because i was doing stuff on paypal and was wondering what he would do

he paid me $400

so i invoiced him again for $300 and he paid me that too

free $700

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No. 706998

i wish i was you rn

No. 707003

My ex saw a post I made about him here during my venting phase, and because of that, we broke up. I'm still absolutely fucking hurt, however I'm so lonely I cannot leave this stupid website.

No. 707005

I hate when people have kids.

No. 707046

Why was he here?

No. 707054

I think my yellow fever started not from consooming Asian media, but from meeting the Japanese immigrant owner of the local Japanese restaurant in my early teens. Dude's really fine, trust me.

No. 707056

How would your ex have possibly found a post about himself on a vent thread? Even if the info was specific, those threads are long as fuck.

No. 707061

Hehe, thank you for reassurance. My parents weren't that religious, but I got caught masturbating as a kid and was shamed for it by my mother. It also has struck me right now that I got caught playing naked Barbie and Ken lol and even though the reaction was calm it was made clear that it's something I shouldn't be doing. My mom isn't even prudish, but she acted like one back then, idk. Maybe she was merely clueless about child sexuality and didn't know how to handle those things.

No. 707086

you ever heard of a he/him lesbian, shitlord?

No. 707100

I don't see Marilyn Monroe as attractive and it confuses me that people still see her as such. I think she's interesting and obviously deserved far better from people around her but nowhere near as wildly pretty as people make her out to be

No. 707107

Obsessive fuck. She’s lost nothing.

No. 707109

For some reason I find it immensely satisfying when pickmes pretend to be ~gamer girls~ for male attention and conspicuously struggle to show anything beyond a surface interest/basic skill at them (see cows Erin Painter, Alythuh, but I also have people I know irl in mind). Like, here I am having an actual good time playing shit I like while they spend money and a considerable chunk of their day taking well-angled pics of their tv/laptop set to some title screen, all for a drop of clout. It's such a shallow thing to derive pleasure from but I find it hilarious

No. 707124

Embarrassing, but video games make me work harder IRL, probably because I'm so out of touch with reality.

No. 707125

I think the whole pandemic shit and the continuous lockdowns have managed to turn me into an asocial hermit, I barely talk to my friends and aside for work I don't want to go outside anymore (and I'm really starting to get fed up by my job).

No. 707242

I wrote a post, and didn't close the browser and it was open at the post I wrote and was very specific for him to know.

No. 707244

if I was a man (as there would be a lessened risk for physical harm) I would walk into an old acquaintance's house and say "hi I'm home" to their family and when they become alarmed I insist I'm the acquaintance and parrot facts about that person back to the family and stand my ground, insist I eat something because I've been starving on the road for five years, etc

No. 707254

Could you link the post or say what it was about? Breaking up over a text seems a little extreme unless it was very bad

No. 707286

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I’ve been sort of a wannarexic lately. I used to be really good with restricting really low. Last year I lost 30 pounds in 5 months but since Covid I’ve gained 20 back. I don’t look bad or anything but I feel so heavy and gross. Everyday I’m like “I’m gonna do 1200 calories a day for a few months starting now so I can go back to my weight before! I’ll be so skinny and light~ uwu” and then I end up binging on cookies.

No. 707315

I wish I could be a Stacy but I’m a fat blob and a try hard

No. 707329

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I'm sorry for posting here too much, being judgmental and infighting. dammit I want to be a good person. once again I am asking myself to be nicer and post less

No. 707332

Omg anon I’m the same. Today i bought oreos and binged them all i feel like shit. How to we get back on track??

No. 707339


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No. 707349

It’s okay, anon, just try closing the tab and focus on yourself more.

No. 707351

okey! wait… actually no
that's a cute image
thanks good idea. Im not on all day but stay on a while when i do. I only want to not say negative things. I was thinking about a past infight (more like a debate, I'm not mean), I like debating topics but I hope those farmers didn't get mad. Its the internet but we are human. I kind of want to hug them lol something is wrong with me and everyone probably moves on. I also want to stop judging people so much but I mean they are cows in those threads. I like this site because sometimes judging is necessary to understand your own morals, but I only need to lurk for that
sorry to sperg it's not really at you but continuing my confession.

No. 707352

Ot but what’s this picture from?

No. 707356

I fantasise all the time about being tall and angular just so I can pretend to be a transwoman and make a youtube channel to pander to the alt-right. Like Blaire White except I'd actually look like a woman. I'd take my place as the coolgirl token troon that passes the best and watch the bux roll in while laughing all the way to my bank account at these retarded scrotes throwing money at me when I'm neither a trap nor alt-right.

No. 707363

It’s a ball jointed doll but I honestly don’t know which exact type it is.

No. 707401

damn anon, i also get nostalgic af from the fluffy ponies abuse threads. partly because i used to lurk them in my earliest 4chan days, but i also used to draw very very similar things as a young kid. idk why i did it but i remember when i found the pony abuse stuff, i thought "oh, so everybody's done this" and that it was some kind of universal thing. typing this out now makes me feel very fever dreamy.

No. 707404

i want a cuck husband because i get bored of having sex with the same guy for more than 3-4 months. the fact that my ex was a cuck doesn't help, i can't imagine myself getting into a "traditional" type of relationship or marriage at all now

No. 707425

Are you me? I'm eating cookies right now.

No. 707484

i just want you to know i love you and this post

No. 707487

Looks like a mini dollfie dream.

No. 707488

Same here, eating my 2nd bowl of cereal today even after 3 big meals, a cookie, chocolate, etc. Christmas holidays really set off my binging for the first time since I started losing weight last year, it was going so well until then. I'm just praying that going back to work tomorrow gets me back on track because I won't be home and eating out of boredom.

But I will continue binging tonight because 'it's my last chance to eat what I want and then I'll be perfect starting tomorrow!!'… as if lmao, rme @ myself because I say that every time and it's never true.

No. 707503

ugh same. i keep getting hunger pangs after i eat and it fucks me up so much. like i'll eat a huge bowl of nutritious food but my stomach will still feel empty and i'll wanna binge on anything.

No. 707504

I stroke my pubes obsessively

No. 707506

Lately someone I'm interested in has started to playfully make fun of my height (she's pretty tall), so I've started playing up my shortness by complaining about not reaching top shelves or other equally retarded crap like that. I'm basically pretending to be a helpless smol baby uwu just so that she can bully me. It turns me on.

No. 707511

Have you tried having a hot drink when the hunger pangs strike? It would still be calorific but less so than a binge, for example a coffee with full fat milk and a shot of sugar syrup can be less than 200kcal which is equivalent to a couple cookies. It’s still satisfying (which is why I’d recommend calories over black coffee), warms your stomach, slows you down as it’s too hot to swallow all at once, can feel somewhat ritualistic like a binge iykwim. I used to have a binge eating problem and it was something that I found really helpful. If coffee isn’t your thing then try teas or even hot chocolate, just make sure you’re not drinking a binge worth of calories.

No. 707515

I'm a pretty hardcore feminist, but deep down I'm disgusted by pregnant women and breastfeeding.

No. 707516

>a coffee with full fat milk and a shot of sugar syrup can be less than 200kcal
That seems like a lot of calories, how did you calculate it? Even 250ml of full fat milk is only ~160 calories, surely you're not using that much? I have a massive cup of instant coffee with artificial sweetner and almond milk for like 15 cal, with soy or skim milk it's maybe 50.

I agree in general, a hot coffee is super filling and can sate my hunger for 1-2 hrs. I just wouldn't use 200 calories for it when I can have a legit meal for that much.

No. 707518

thanks anon, I'll give that a try!

No. 707520

What disgusts you about them?

No. 707525

The deformed bodies is what I hate about pregnancy, and regarding breastfeeding it remind me of cows feeding their babies with enlarged udders, I guess I'm disturbed by how animalistic it looks.

No. 707526

The coffee place I go to provides their calories, my usual order is 171kcal (latte with a shot of syrup so yeah, a lot of milk). That’s the smallest option, it’s insane how calorific takeout coffee can be. Of course at home you can make it for much less, 200kcal is generous. I find it much more satiating than anything else in that calorie range.

No. 707527

this is cute anon, take advantage of being a shorty

No. 707529

my relative is in jail for beating up his girlfriend and i recently checked the news article to see commenters defending her. while i think he deserves to be punished for it and its a common thing with him this woman tried to sexually assault my mother in law and kept sending death threats to my family saying she would murder us over the course of months. I find it hard to feel sympathy for one in this situation tbh

No. 707547

same, it's really unsettling and makes me feel sick.

No. 707557

Jesus christ. When I think about the flavored creamers that I buy, and the fact that they're only 25-40 calories per tbsp, it's a little insane to think of a coffee at one of those places being even as high as 171.

No. 707602

Have you guys heard about Flavor Drops?? It’s zero calories and you can still have a caramel latte

No. 707603

I post regularly in the "Fetishes you're ashamed of" thread, but I also used to post regularly in the kinkshaming thread when it was active.

No. 707612

I'm sad the kinkshaming one hasn't had a new post in almost two months

No. 707694

i'm bisexual, but i often read the l chat. that place is hilarious, almost as good as lolcow, sometimes even better.

No. 707723

Mu bf came over for dinner but was planning on leaving later that night so I "accidentally" spilled my drink on his shirt so he'd have to stay over since he didn't bring a change of clothes

No. 707795

Every day I'm glad that I opted to have a hardcore sjw phase rather than ever go down the path of edgy humor and being offensive=funny. Any time someone online says "we all had a period in time where we said offensive things constantly." Uh, speak for yourself? The only time I did that was when I was like 7 and didn't know which words (outside of swear words) were offensive. It was never intentional.

No. 707804

Same for me. My sjw phase was still cringe as fuck but at least it aged well.

No. 707873

I love reading and watching shows about deathfats, My 600lb Life is probably my favorite show of all time and I frequently visit kiwifarms only to read about my favorite fatty cows. It really motivates me to keep an eye on my calorie intake, though I do get this sadistic joy out of eating something fatty or unhealthy snacks when I watch the latest episodes of 600lb Life.

It makes me sad that the deathfat thread on /snow/ didn't go anywhere. I would also love if someone that is better at writing decent summaries would make a 600lb Life topic now that the latest season has started.

No. 707875

I still remember and have caps on the koreaboos who used to call their biases faggots and I am not afraid to use them when needed

No. 707883

thank you so much for that anon. I die a little inside every time I think of when I used to talk about cultural appropriation, rape culture and other lame SJW topics. Now I can be thankful there’s no video of me cropping up doing blackface or using the N word to haunt me.

No. 707891

> It really motivates me to keep an eye on my calorie intake
This is interesting as I don’t know your weight but I often hear healthy-weight people say this. As someone in the healthy range, I find stuff about deathfats completely irrelevant to me as it’s so far from my reality. I’d be much more motivated to count calories by seeing the moderately overweight - slightly obese range of people.

No. 707908

Well, you aren’t wrong. I am at a healthy weight and I don’t think I will ever end up as a deathfat if I ever let myself go but it is sort of like a surreal cautionary tale I guess?

No. 707912

I bake Yorkshire pudding and eat it by itself without a meal. I'm not even British, but it's just a simple recipe that I like to have as a snack sometimes.

Same, I'm glad that I used Tumblr as a teenager and didn't go the "alt-right youtube rabbithole" route.

No. 707917

>we all had a period in time where we said offensive things constantly." Uh, speak for yourself? The only time I did that was when I was like 7

I think when people say that they are talking about older millennials. It was very different being 14 in 2006 internet than on 2014 internet.

No. 707927

I've been on a binge (lol) of deathfat content lately, also watched youtube videos on the history of some of the biggest lolcows associated. I just find it amazing how long people can be in denial. Whenever I see a huge person, I try to mentally draw a skeleton over them, and it's terrifying.

No. 707928

The same for me, I find pregnancy and motherhood so primitive and animalistic, which is why I was terrified of any of my friends getting pregnant young. But I also find it hot, so I'm obviously quite psychologically tangled on the issue, I don't know what went wrong.

No. 707959

I wish I could have been more like you when I was a teen, anon, growing up around racist people and shit was really fucking annoying, it made insecure weirdos like me say some stupid shit just to feel accepted.

No. 707967

as someone who’s british that made me chuckle. bless you anon.

No. 707983

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I been eatin hotdogs

No. 707984

Pick up Roger Love's Set Your Voice Free, you can find it online. Might not make him into Mr. Bass Man but if he's self-conscious about his voice it might improve it.

No. 707991

I once bit into my lip balm to see if it tasted as good as it smelled. it didn't

No. 708003

When I was 11 my best friend's dad pulled me into the bathroom and tried to kiss me. I pulled away and he offered me money before kissing me again. I pulled away again and he let me leave. Saying something at the time would have been more trouble than it was worth.

No. 708020

I once stuck a tube of lip balm in my ear to make my earwax go away (??) and it got stuck and I had to lie sideways and let hot water dissolve it

No. 708060

I don’t understand how you thought that would work

No. 708075

I used to eat lipgloss and chapstick for fun when I was a kid and actually thought it tasted good. I also still occasionally lick lipgloss for fun. Hello fellow lip product eating anons

No. 708078

Same here, deathfats are like an impossible nightmare. I might watch for the trainwreck factor but I'm not worried about becoming one. But something like Secret Eaters is super fucking relatable and a very realistic kinda scary. The people on it aren't addicted to food and aren't morbidly obese, they're just regular people eating regular food that happens to be high calorie, and you could easily be doing the same thing if you don't pay attention.

No. 708082

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I nibbled on these bad boys.

No. 708083

You don't have to worry about what's in any vaccine.

No. 708090


Hopefully more chapstick.

No. 708093

Sugar plum was my signature smacker

No. 708119

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or these!

No. 708131

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I see what you mean and agree it’s more realistic, but at the same time I still wonder what goes on inside these people’s heads. The delusion is strong when you think you’re undereating but are actually significantly overeating. Like it’s more relatable as a lot of people don’t understand calories but also if you’re overweight and/or gaining weight, in all likelihood it’s because you’re eating too much. I find it weird that this doesn’t seem to occur to the people featured? (Have only watched a few episodes years ago though)

No. 708133

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this was my favourite snack

No. 708175

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At the start of November I hooked up with a guy and we've been hanging out since then. It's comforting, we cook for each other and sex is great.

Neither of us wants to commit seriously and that's great… because I don't trust men. A part of me will always hate them and I 'm fearful of being in a relationship only to discover the guy is a disgusting pornsick coomer…I wonder if I will ever get over my romantic manphobia???

No. 708189

I figured ear wax was made of the same stuff that dry skin on your lips was. My thesis was incorrect

No. 708202


No. 708215

Is he dead now, anon? I hope he is. God, I'm sorry that happened to you.

No. 708227

Wtf how? do you have any mental impairments? Is your earwax just so dry it feels like dry lip skin?

No. 708243

I wish my mom didn't love me so I could kill myself

No. 708253

>do you have any mental impairments?
Harsh, anon. But I probably should have included that I was like 7

No. 708329

I don't like watching porn, seeing other people having sex instantly turns me off, but smut and romance novels are my weak spot.
So, I started playing around in AI Dungeon and somehow made a romance with one of the NPC in my game and had them have sex, and this fucking AI is so god damn good at writing smut it makes me insane.
If any other anons like ERP, or even just normal text RP, go check it out.

No. 708378

Im glad your mum loves you, anon. Keep holding on. <3

No. 708451

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I feel jealous of the natural hair movement purely because I've had severe hair dysmorphia since I was a toddler. I've never since looked back since doing treatments on my hair continuously, but I wonder if there was something that could have been done when I was a child. Nobody ever picked on me because of my hair, it was just a built-in hatred of how my hair looked, felt and how high maintenance it was. It was instinctual, a seething primal hatred of my own hair before I even knew what true hatred meant.
I wonder how common something like that is, to be born with body dysmorphia right out of the gate. It started VERY young. Genetic lottery?
t.former 3a~3b been doing permanent straightening for a decade

No. 708455

Hair….dysmorphia…why would you even be jealous of the natural hair movement the whole point is accepting your hair the way it is. Secondly it would be easier to maintain once short. Such a weird larp

No. 708458

I think anon is saying she's jealous because she spent her entire life hating her natural hair (and probably frying it and damaging it to hell and back), and now she's jealous of all the women who are able to accept their natural hair as is.
>Secondly it would be easier to maintain once short.
Natural hair doesn't have to be short? There's plenty of women with long natural hair.

No. 708500

i worked at recovering from bulimia for the past four months and was doing better than I had been in like ten years (since it started, when I was like 14) but it just made me realize I don't actually want to recover bc I just really fucking like to binge and purge and I can't imagine not letting myself do it, it's honestly the only thing I truly look forward to despite having a "full life"

No. 708504

Are we the same person

No. 708523

why is it so satisfying to know there is another bitch out there as dumb as I am? thank u anon

No. 708549

one of my biggest motivations for losing weight is to make trans people jealous

No. 708560

Hey, you're fucking right. Even though even the ugliest, fattest woman is better than a tranny.

No. 708562

They're living rent free in your head. Get a grip.

No. 708585

Trans are jealous of fat women cause they're still real women. Don't feel like you have to do a damn thing for them lmao.

No. 708601

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Thanks it was pretty good until the sludge

No. 708616

I don't really get it, but whatever motivates you to get healthier, I guess

No. 708625

I want to find a robot and fix him. I sort of feel obliged, actually. Some of the woman hate there genuinely terrifies me and it feels like if someone doesn't step in it will spread like dry rot and worse things will happen. I know it's a terrible idea but I'm very compelled

No. 708630

> I sort of feel obliged
Don’t. It’s not women’s job to fix men.

Also I dated one before, not even a severe case, and he was predictably shit.

No. 708631

You'll just end up with nothing but an abuse story and wasted time, best reward you'll get is a thread bitching about you on /r9k/.
I swear these robots understand that women lurk their boards, and they write 50% of their bullshit sadposts in a bid to prey on a mix of motherly instincts and general anxiety about potential mates. Stop falling for it. These are child groomers and guys who jack off to torture porn, not innocent, lost souls who just need affection and care.

No. 708642

My bf and I met when I was 17 and he was 25. He thought I was 18 at the time because I lied, but I eventually told him after a week of talking platonically/semi-romantically. He decided to keep talking to me, to my relief. We never were sexual with one another, just romantic, and we didn’t talk sexually at all until after I turned 18. I’m almost 20 now, I love him, and I hate that I can’t really tell anyone the truth of when/how our relationship started because I know there would be accusations of “grooming” or him being a “predator” even though I know he’s a good person.

I know it’s tempting because I have a thing for emotionally babying men and wanting to comfort/take care of them. It’s not a fetish, just this compulsion I have. But the men on /r9k/ are extremely emotionally stunted and not worth it.

No. 708643

It’s not worth it, anon, I tried and at best they will leave NEETdom and 4chan, which is kind of funny because they treat leaving 4chan as some sort of
>I’ve been sober for 5 months
Kind of thing, but that doesn’t mean they’re any better, they keep their incel mentality and don’t truly mature.

No. 708646

Once upon a time I considered that getting a robot bf might be good, because I'm such a social loser myself. Believe me, no matter how bad a case you consider yourself, you're not truly as degenerate as them. Also if you don't happen to be up to their "standards", you'll be their "practice girlfriend" to help them socialize. Nothing more embarassing than being a placeholder/sidepiece for a robot.

No. 708647

I've read a few accounts on here from women who tried that, it went thusly
>utter asshole
>treated them like shit
>leaked their nudes

Guys like them (and MRAs) are honestly mentally destroyed and unsalvagable imo. There might be a few young guys there who are there for keks and not actually deranged, but anyone who's been thinking the way they do for a few years isn't gonna change. Inceldom and MRA stuff is like Fight Club to them, it's a personality where they lacked one, even if the personality itself is repungent. I've even seen 50+ scrotes on Twitter still thirsting after 18 year olds and calling all women whores. Once a scrote, always a scrote.

No. 708650

I had a super similar relationship, slightly larger gap. We lasted a long time and were pretty happy. My only "warning" I guess is that I hope you don't feel like you miss out on your early 20's by being with someone significantly older who has already experienced those years. I wish you luck Nonnie!

No. 708660

Thank you for not judging me anon <3.

No. 708698

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What would you call the condition where you've been almost completely engrossed in hating something that you feel this sense of digust follow you around because of the hate you feel towards this thing?
In the past months ive been really obsessed with the mtf/ftm threads and some trans threads on lolcow, and my hunger for feeling the cringe was so insatiable that I started actually going to troon discord servers to larp as a non-binary person, stalking my newly mtf friend, and started chronically going on Ovarit and trans subreddits. I feel disgusted all the time. What's even weirder is that this isn't even a problem in my country, where I live homosexuality is pretty rampant, so I never interact with troons irl. What I'm obsessing about all the time will probably never affect me directly. But i can't stop. It's toxic. I feel like I swallow mud every time I fulfill my cringe-itch. I certainly don't feel proud about this, and I feel like a creep.
Moreover, how do I stop?

No. 708710

I mean, I dislike trannyism, but I'm satisfy my hateboner just by looking at all the irrational and demented shit activists post. I'd never go after and try to lure in mentally ill individuals, that often aren't even rampant activists, just post tumblr-tier cringe on their own servers. Maybe try to look at the cringe of the mentality and the movement, but don't poke and prode just random people.

No. 708733

The closest thing I can think of is rumination. I don’t mean to be rude but do you have a career? Are you happy with it? Do you have issues with relationships or something? Do you have hobbies you enjoy? Obsessions this severe tend to occur when someone is deeply unhappy or unfulfilled in their own life, but unable to confront that so they hyperfixate on something else.

By all means hate troons, but don’t let it take over your life (they would love to hear that). Figure out what’s actually wrong and try to fix it.

No. 708740

Yeah, i realising goign after individuals is really a step too far. I put blockers on some threads and sites to I could wean myself off from this thing, lol.

That's probably what it is. Thanks for the tip, anon. I guess I am at a crossroads in life, I have no idea what to do after this senior year of college and I desperately want to move. I also seriously need to get a hobby.

No. 708769

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The ai can write the most hilarious nonsense and I've actually cried with laughter from some of the responses. This is my favorite mental image.

No. 708772

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i have a horrendous habit of saying "yee" loudly when i'm excited, started saying it a few years ago ironically and soon a realization dawned on me that i couldn't stop. it's awful, whenever my friends or parents get me gifts i react with a "yee" and immediately want to kms.

they should get me an electric shocker next so it can be pavlov'd it out of me

No. 708782

I think that's really cute, anon, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

No. 708842

I love petite women so so damn much sometimes I’m scared of being a closeted pedo. I know I’m not because I’m repulsed by any girl before her 20’s and I love milfs so much. I would like just to live past a day I don’t get horny just at the thought of small breasts. I just want to live peacefully, I don’t want to be an horny she-coomer.

No. 708857

I don't want to do anything. I don't have any concrete goals and I went to university just to learn about esoteric stuff that interests me, so I graduated unprepared for any career. I went to a prestigious school and never struggled with academics, so my family thinks I'm some aloof brilliant girlboss. But I just sit around all day reading and drawing and make money however I can, when I feel like it. I don't have any desire to get money/fame from my hobbies–posting drawings to social media makes me want to kill myself. I don't think I'm depressed or anything, I'm just kind of repulsed by the idea that we need to justify existence with some kind of productive output. Yes, I know I'm speaking from a position of privilege–I don't think I'm entitled to be a drain on society, I just wish there was a way to opt out of capitalism I guess

I wasn't able to articulate this feeling until I asked my bf what his dream job is years ago and he replied "I don't dream of working." He makes nearly 100k a year after growing up in poverty so that was pretty insane to hear from him

No. 708874

Wow you are so special! Is your boyfriend supporting you?

No. 708875

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Forgive me farmers, for I have sinned, I'm submitting tonight a school work pdf file that I've intentionnaly corrupted to buy me some time, I will be able to submit the real thing tomorrow though.

No. 708878

Hello, Rami! Do you think professors have caught on to this trick since it's been shared around? Not trying to scare you at all, just something I've wondered. I used to do the increased period size when I was in hs turning in hard copies of papers, kek.

No. 708880

I made my bf buy me and one of my besties matching Red Scare lighters

No. 708883

Oh fuck I hope that she doesn't know about it! I'm usually really serious in this class and the teacher likes me so I hope it will be fine. I will update if I got caught kek.

No. 708886

He is not, and neither are my parents or anyone else. I definitely mentioned I know I sound privileged and I'm not exactly on a lolcow vent thread to garner admiration/jealousy/whatever you think I want out of this kek

No. 708891

That is so retarded that I’m surprised you have a boyfriend

No. 708894

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When I make my husband a quesadilla I always eat two pieces. I cut it into 1” triangles so he never notices. Consider it tax for my services

No. 708899

i always felt like we shoulda had a banner that's just a clip from Doja Cat's Moo.

No. 708900

Opt out of capitalism… so what… the government forces people to support your “esoteric” ass? Get real. Your age will catch up with you someday and your sedentary existence won’t be so comfy. Invest in yourself now so your peel doesn’t rot you absolute banana brain

No. 708903

It sounds like you do want to do stuff: you want to read, draw, and pursue esoteric knowledge. If you are doing fine financially and this is how you want to live the rest of your life that sounds perfectly fine to me.

No. 708912

But we do

No. 708917

God thank you this is exactly the bullying I wanted to receive. I'm gonna do it for u anon
>so what… the government forces people to support your “esoteric” ass?
absolutely not, I'd rather die than that, it's not something that could exist in reality so I was just saying it in a fantasy way.

No. 708919

It comes from a place of love because at one point in my life I probably puked something similar in this thread or in front of my therapist

No. 708926

I hate certain cows on a personal level and I wish harm on them.

No. 708931

Wish I could stalk my ex friends but none of them seem to have social media

No. 708935

you can't just say that and not tell us which ones

No. 708990

I don't feel bad for people who wear attention grabbing clothes and complain when others give them attention (by looking, not assault or anything harmful). They remind me of poorly written characters that are meant to be the most innocent pure being of pureness but the author gives them skimpy designs that can't be interpreted as anything else but sexual. It just doesn't add up. This goes for non-sexual clothing too like alt fashion. I think it's normal for people to react towards outfits that stand out, it's no different than wearing a clown suit in public. The people I've known who were genuinely shy didn't just throw on any random thing unless they had no choice, they actually put in more thought than necessary to how others might potentially view them.

No. 709004

I always find it odd that in documentaries about people who present themselves in an unusual way, there’s the compulsory scenes of ordinary people being bewildered. The public laughing/smirking/looking disgusted by a man dressed like a dragon or something… it’s like yeah, we know they’re considered weird. That’s why they’re on the fucking TV.

No. 709029

agreed. as someone who dresses in an outlandish way i live for the weird stares whether they're good or bad, you kind of sign up for it if you decide not to dress like the most basic of normies and so you have to learn to like it or at least tolerate it

No. 709034

I firmly believe that our lives belong to us to do what we want with them. Not everyone is interested in a career and "productive" is a subjective concept anyway. Sounds like you have an interesting and satisfying life. Enjoy it and don't worry about what other people think, especially if you are supporting yourself.

No. 709057

I guess this is not super impossible but it never happened in all of those 27 years wandering God's green earth, and it's something I've fantasised since I was 14… I guess it's mainly a Uber luck thing

But I've always wanted to casually find one of my favorite celebrities (crush or not) on the streets, like walking, or eating, or being kinda lost and asking me for help (like a lot of foreigners actually asked me before)

Just have a casual friendly and non-intrusive conversation while I'm helping then or whatever, a quick selfie with them before parting our ways.

To be honest I always think about like this once I think I took a plane with bruno mars because the dude was really similar to him (and one of his luggage was actually a guitar), but not being a big bruno mars fan I never knew for sure and I never went to talk to him as ask. Maybe it was just an impersonator or a super fan.

No. 709059

i know i'm bitter as fuck but i hate reading anons humblebrag or outright brag about their asses. ok becky congrats you have extra flesh there like most of the female population, now let us hank hill asses rest in peace

No. 709061

I'm the same. The idea of "opting out of capitalism" is pretty stupid to me but that's probably because I live in a socialist society where I feel a duty to pay my taxes and pay into my pension, but that's all work is to me
I'm thirty and all my friends have grand plans for their careers but I just don't, I'm lazy and between the choice of working or free time to do nothing at home I always pick free time. I'm sure I'll regret this when I'm older.

No. 709068

Same, anon, same. Too bad I don't live anywhere near where celebrities actually go.

No. 709095

I actually hate this site but I love the art threads because it’s the only place where you can be critical about online art and it’s culture without people yelling “#LetPeopleEnjoyThings”

I wish there were more art threads on here

No. 709122

>I'm sure I'll regret this when I'm older.
No you won't, they will. Nobody says on their deathbed "I wish I worked more and enjoyed myself less".

No. 709124

Unless you live in Venezuela i highly doubt you live in socialist society.

No. 709129

The happiest I've ever been was when I accidentally got high on ambien.

No. 709131

When I was 10 I ate an earthworm on a dare from my school friends. I've fortunately made it to almost 20 with no complications, but I've been forever terrified after hearing stories of people getting infected and subsequently dying from internal parasites because they ate bugs like worms and slugs when they were kids.

No. 709132

Real talk, I regret being a well behaved child. I never threw fits, told my parents I hated them, I didn't cry when I would ask for something and my parents would say no. Didn't complain about the fact that we had no money, no vacations, no friends, or the fact that I wasn't allowed to go join clubs or see elementary friends after school. They would say no to everything and I would just walk away. Shit got me nowhere, I grew up glued to the internet, got myself into weird ass shit on there, divulged myself into video games and daydreaming, and grew up to be socially awkward, a loner, and someone who has no idea who they are and what they want out of life. Maybe if I made life hell for my parents they would have just given in to a few things that were , in my opinion, things all kids deserve to have that are good for their development.

Having said all that, I love them deeply and I feel guilty calling them bad parents because they're not in any way, but shit, the blame is theirs at least partially for the way I am.

No. 709138

As a past brat I wish I could look back on my childhood and feel like I was a good human for the first 11 years of my life. I threw tantrums and cried and it makes me cringe now even though I know I was a child. The thing is I grew up to be the same socially awkward loner you describe yourself to be, except I just have memories of being embarrassing in walmart. It didn't result in me getting much stuff beyond maybe a pack of candy once a month.

All I'm saying is it's likely had you thrown fits your childhood would have been the same, except now you'd just have cringey memories and some resentment on your parents behalf.

No. 709158

I wish I was shittier because my mom sucked and my good behavior was for nothing. Very childish and petty on my part but I kind of like remembering the few times I got her frazzled.

No. 709163

i'm attempting to repress my sexuality for the most ironic of reasons, one of my friends told me recently that she hates lesbians/bis and i'm playing along with it because i had a crush on her beforehand and want to make her happy. kill me

No. 709176

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I have a specific fetish, I even make art for it, no one in the fetish community knows that I'm a girl, I'm pretty sure they think I'm a gay man or something. But I dislike the men that share my fetish.

I have read and see many of the things they make, and I feel so disgusting after it. I don't want to be a hypocrite, I really don't, but the way I write about men in my fetish stuff is nowhere near as disturbing as the way many guys write about women on theirs. I have legit shiver while reading some of that stuff, I felt gross, but I can't say anything, so all I can do is quietly stay away from them.

I always wonder the kind of people they are in their personal lifes, given their vision of women. Some of that stuff revolves around not caring about your girlfriend/wife's ambitions or dreams as long as they have sex with you, but it gets taken to an extreme so creepy that I have almost puke a few times by how disturbing it can get.

No. 709181

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Sometimes I end up fantasizing about my high school’s religion teacher. I think I will never get over now cute he was when I was studying there, maybe that’s why I tend to be more into pale, guys with glasses. I’m mad because if I would have been older so I could have met him before he got into the whole clerical stuff, I might have had a chance no way but i like to think I would he must’ve been a really cute type of boyfriend, like really shy and sweet.and a bit of a freak in bed
It’s also shameful because It’s such a coomer thing to think about.

No. 709184

Anon. Please tell us what fetish it is

No. 709188

Brainwashing and Transformation.

No. 709190

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Sometimes I have a comforting fantasy of butchering another human. I don't know what the hell, it's the edgiest shit imaginable yet I think we probably taste good.

No. 709221

Why does she hate us, anon?

No. 709249

I'm still bullied as an adult. This is embarrassing to admit, but strangers without discretion make fun of my appearance without trigger. No i don't dress different or exclusively stand out, i have always been an easy target to humiliate due to my frail look. My mom is my number one bully and she never picks a bone with her other daughters. It sucks being me because people are too comfortable beating me down for no reason. Whys it so hard for others to mind their business? I never bother anyone, it's so easy. Been dealing with bullies my whole life and honestly, does anyone here still get bullied?

No. 709250

I used to, until I became a massive bitch and started biting back.
There's a certain subset of people that will bully anyone they see as weak and a pushover, and it's not going to go away after high school.
It irks me that schools teach children to sit and take it ("They're just looking for a reaction, just ignore it!" "He bullies you because he likes you!" etc) or face detention/being called a tattle tale/being ostracized or beaten up etc because that just encourages the bully and you never learn how to deal with it in adulthood. It's basically free real estate for them - they get to pick on you and you'll just sit there and take it or ignore it so there's no consequences.

Now I get called an aggro bitch when someone pushes my buttons and I explode, but at least I sleep soundly at night knowing they're too scared of me blowing up in their face to do it again.

No. 709272

My confession is that I've struggled quite a bit with Dragon Quest XI. can't wait to marry Erik tho, sexy lil hedgehog

No. 709274

confession: my friend recently got a "gf" but i still don't believe she's lesbian or even bi.

i mean why is it always some kind of immature long distance e-dating with her?

No. 709277

>Now I get called an aggro bitch when someone pushes my buttons and I explode, but at least I sleep soundly at night knowing they're too scared of me blowing up in their face to do it again.

Queen. I might try this and do it more. I've done this before and lost a friendship but looking back, I also feel much better that I'm not being walked all over anymore.

No. 709284

I'm not proud which is why it's a confession kek

No. 709291

I've gotten to the point where I'm no longer the doormat I used to be and it's much more exhilarating. Call me a crazy bitch but at least I'm no longer subservient to peoples abuse the same as I used to be

No. 709297

I am so ashamed of my own stupidity, I am so disappointed in myself, how can I be this DUMB.
I have an allergy and I've been abusing a nasal spray for years now. You're not supposed to be using it more than 5 days in a row, but I never paused use because I couldn't breathe without it. So I just accepted that I'll keep ruining my mucosa if I want to breathe.
Anyway, today a pharmacist I bought the spray from tells me how to stop abusing it - just switch nostrils. Use it 5 days on one nostril, 5 on the other. Can both breathe and not destroy mucosa. How did I not think of this before. I spent years ruining my health because I didn't take into account that I have two separate nostrils. Put me out of my misery, I'm too stupid to live.

No. 709299

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I'm really annoyed by Billie Eilish's face and think her expressions are fake (wholly intended to look sultry/attractive) and it drives me nuts for some reason - Am I just a jealous femcel?

No. 709307

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Mention of Phobs' old days in Art Salt thread triggered a memory and I need to get it off my chest now:

In my edgy teen years I was super into nazi aesthetic with some interest in history too because at the time for me it was such level of incomprehensible evil it was fascinating, kinda like some people are into gore etc. In primary school I had a history teacher who was really into this shit too, in hindsight I really hope she got fired because she was too excited to introduce all the details about her favorite nazis to tiny 5th graders. Later I became a weeb, got into Hellsing and so, followed people like Phobs, listened to music in German; I remember even posting some pic of me in nazi hat which I was dragged for by strangers in the comments. I was never racist or even remotely interested in any white supremacist ideas, and I've ultimately moved on from all that aesthetic fascination, but if someone didn't know me it sure could seem different to them.

Looking back at it, it was a major cringe I could just leave behind and honestly I'm so grateful to have experienced in in the so called "early internet" when cancel culture didn't exist yet and much more things were allowed. I was an idiot but not a dangerous one - nowadays I'm sure this all would get me publicly cancelled and dragged by twitter and IDK if my 13yo self with low self esteem would take it well. It would definitely never be gone off the internet either. Teenagers nowadays have it hard.

No. 709309

Her whole persona and being is 100% manufactured and fake and all who believe otherwise are naive zoomers.

No. 709313

Why do so many guys defend her now though? They always seem to fall for that bullshit, I suppose it's having a penis

No. 709318

lolwut. it's ok to not like a celebrity.

No. 709323

She's cute but I don't care for her music or persona.

No. 709324

hell yeah girl, i do the same thing when i cook for my family!

how old are you anon? (i'm 25) i felt the same way for a long time, then i went to therapy & i'm finally motivated to start an actual career. it was the realization kind of that i need to stop living in the past. it's easy to blame my parents for not pushing me/supporting me. i used to be so envious of my friends whose parents would actually take interest in their lives/drive them for college tours/acknowledge their struggling/etc. but now i'm an adult and i've come to terms with the fact that i like living a life when i'm away from my childhood & that i should do what i can to continue this lifestyle. it's kind of freeing tbh.

anyway I believe in you!!! every day you're further away from the way your parents raised you and you're coming into your own. it's hard work but it's even more rewarding to know that you did it by yourself, without them.

No. 709327

part of me is going to miss adobe flash when it's gone. i hope people will preserve flash content so some of its still playable

No. 709328

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no, anon, please don't do this to yourself. you're a beautiful lady and you don't deserve people treating you like that, even if you did have a crush on them. it's not fair to you. there will be loving, kind and warm women in your future who will actually love you for who you are. i don't want you to spend your time pandering to someone who hurts your feelings!!

warm kitty cat pic to send my love for u

No. 709336

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I can't get over this, it's the biggest blow to my self-esteem in like forever. I dont wanna be a moron but I am bawww

No. 709339

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It's never worth it, anon. You can and will find someone who accepts your gay ass for you, I know it hurts to let go but it hurts even more to pretend.

No. 709340

I love "gassing up" people who are making poor decisions. I don't give advice or anything, but if someone genuinely seems happy in their bad decision (like transitioning as an MtF, or getting a big ugly tattoo based off a daytime TV show) I totally support it. Not in a way where I'm supporting their happiness but rather living vicariously or something, because I'd seriously never personally do this shit. I'm like a stereotypical "yassss queen" to some people who are downright terrible artists, or to hairstyle decisions that look like crap or to a big, sad alternative 40 year old man going on estrogen.
I love doing it, it feels like I have input on the reality TV show that is their lives. I only give my honest input/advice to the people closest to me.

No. 709347

Having done a few of these retarded things, massive tatts, shaved my head just cos, even played around with hormones for a while years ago… I weirdly don't feel regret over things even when I switch back to growing my hair out or saying "well thats enough big fuck-off tatts for one lifetime" In a way I think it'd be worse to never try shit. Even though some are long term or leave you with permanent reminders.. I guess my bigger regret would be if I didn't try risky things out. Short of cutting off body parts I can live with the consequences of most decisions.

I guess what I'm saying is.. autists have no regrets

No. 709352

i'm going to keep doing it periodically just to fuck with him. this is what i deserve for ever planting my lips on that snail

No. 709355

I don't care about politics. I just don't. All that matters for me is what is personal.

No. 709365

Ohh I know! I don't think these people regret it either, and I'm not really into it for the "suffering the consequences" aspect of it thankfully. It just feels like a modern choose-your-own-adventure novel.
Don't get me wrong though, my life is very "boring" by those kinds of standards, but my regrets would be more about whether or not I piss off my parents versus making them proud. Not implying that anyone else's parents aren't proud of them for these decisions, just that mine wouldn't be. I shaved my head once as a teen, and the look on my grandma's face set me straight. Hair down to my ass now.

No. 709390

Leave her you big gay.

No. 709391

i don't think anyone would be proud of their kid trooning out tbh

No. 709419

Lots of parents feel that way about their gay kids too.

No. 709439

I ALWAYS flush my tampons. I honestly give a fuck.

No. 709447

you forget munchausens by proxy aspect of parents (moms) transitioning their kids. this shit is sick if you look into it

No. 709454

>I honestly give a fuck

then why do you do it, nonnie?

No. 709478

I’m going to be a merchandiser/vendor at a store I got caught shoplifting at as a teen and I’m scared I’m going to awkwardly get fired or not be let into the backrooms. It was like 4yrs ago and I haven’t done it since but I’m still really nervous.

Being gay is different from being a troon.

No. 709497

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I relate to your post in a certain way because I used to be really into soviet russia as a teen. I also have a cringy story involving a soviet hat kek, and also a creepy teacher who would glorify this period of history. Sovietic history/ideology is different from nazi germany, and it was quite tolerated by people around me but I still feel bad for being so tone deaf. Not saying that it's an excuse but the Internet and memes played a big part in my fascination. I remember seeing it more as something quirky rather than a real thing that happened and killed millions of people. I’m glad that all of this is behind me, and I did learn a lot in terms of history and politic so it wasn’t totally worthless I guess

No. 709509

what do you do when you can't flush anymore after the toilet breaks?

No. 709517

I eat my (clean!!) toenail clippings

No. 709519

I'm really into the Soviet aesthetic. That brand of utopianism is gone now, and you don't really see social realist art anymore outside of jehovahs witness pamphlets.

The early Soviet Union had the reputation of ISIS, and Stalin era was a horrific dystopia. But honestly the Bhrenznev era onwards was passable in terms of living, certainly not grand but it wasn't monstrous. I personally don't think there's anything wrong with admiring post Khruschev Soviet society. It's not like Nazi Germany or North Korea where the entire regime is monstrous from start to finish.

No. 709530

so anon do you wash them in saline solution or do you have another prefered way of cleaning them please tell me i'm interested

No. 709548

that’s absolutely sick, anon. do you eat your finger nail clippings as well? your hair? where does your depravity end?

No. 709683

tangentially related, my dog eats other dogs toenails, it's hilarious

No. 709700

they're clean from the shower duh
I bite my nails, i think it's an oral fixation (??? not sure if that's the right term) thing like as a kid I used to chew my clothes and my hair and other random stuff all the time. I still chew on hairties sometimes but I try not to

No. 709725

I have an oral fixation too, it's why I picked up smoking. Wish I just gnawed on toenails instead.

No. 709749

Are you autistic? I don't mean this rudely, I do a lot of the same stuff and it's linked to that at least for me.

No. 709819

I've never been diagnosed with anything but tbh I might be, though I think it's more likely I have some form of mild adhd

No. 709823

If you're into that kinda snack you can always eat the shells of shrimp or cooked crayfish.

No. 709830

I'm the same anon. I don't chew my toenails (too far for me), but I bite my nails and push them in between my teeth, I chew plastic straws and utensils, plastic wrappers etc… Idk why, I just like chewing things.

No. 709839

>I bite my nails and push them in between my teeth
ayrt and same!! Good to know I'm not the only one lol. That reminds me I also chew the little label on teabags and pass the string between my teeth

No. 710050

i used to put headphone cords between my teeth as a kid and now i have two gaps. what was wrong w me…

No. 710245

I think one of my colleagues accidentally saw my nipple. I thought I was completely alone at my desk and I wanted to check on my nipples and fix my bra and stuff and when i looked up I saw him standing there. Idk how much he saw but it was incredibly awkward. The worst is he sometimes tries to flirt with me and it makes it even more awkward.

No. 710307

>at my desk and I wanted to check on my nipples
I don't get this

No. 710316

Just a stupid habit of mine

No. 710447

i’m not white and i’m only attracted to white men. people make me feel weird about it and tell me i have ‘internalised raysism’ but i just want to fuck white boys honestly idk.

No. 710448

Just like what you like, anon, I also prefer white guys and have been told the same with the cherry on top being told that I’m somehow racist-???- having preferences isn’t some crime nor a sin.

No. 710449

may i ask if you're east asian?

No. 710453

I've never been attracted to guys of my ethnicity lol

No. 710455

nah i’m north african arab

No. 710460

Same, I'm black and mostly attracted to white guys (and sometimes non-white or black guys). Honestly, I just ignore people who say it's self-hate or the "bedwench" stuff cause I know if I was a man no one would give a fuck, and I still think the men and women of my race are very attractive.

I think men of all races feel like women "belong" to them, and get mad when they date someone that doesn't look like them. I'm glad more women are realizing liking who you like isn't wrong or shameful, even if they're from a different race. i hope this post isn't taken as racebait lmao

No. 710462

you like french men anon?

No. 710466

lmao yes, i don’t live there but my ex is french

No. 710529

Same for me but I also like Asian guys in a very general sense. I can't see myself ever dating a north african guy, and especially not a muslim one. White guys in France are absolutely not into me and north african guys like me though, maybe I'm cursed.

No. 710558

Why arent they into you? I thought they were the most open minded

No. 710609

lmao if only you knew. Most French people dislike for just being north african by default, and I'm sure white guys over here must think I'm a muslim girl with a stick up my ass who will only accept to kiss and hold hand after at least 5 years of secretly dating just because I look vaguely kinda nerdy. I wish I were just exaggerating.

No. 710639

I don't think I'll ever be able to be in a relationship, I'm way too attached to my status as a single woman.

No. 710654

I used to be like that but I slowly became less attracted to white men. I don't mind though.

No. 710739

Same but luckily I don’t know anyone who would brainwash me about that crap.

My face is literally 0.7% of the UK population. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Yeah I wanna fuck the white guys, they’re all I ever see, I grew up among them. I’m not attracted to men of my own race because the only ones I’ve ever seen are my family. It shouldn’t be so ‘racist’ and surprising to people if they just thought about what it’s like to be the only (insert race here) for a few miles or more.

No. 710777

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Whenever I like someone, i start to get really depressed and paranoid even when I know they like me back. Like I'm afraid they're starting to not like me or that they're falling for someone else and will cut contact with me in favor of them. They don't give any indication that they feel this way, they show interest in me and are nice, but I still feel like within a couple hours they'll suddenly change their mind and tell me to just fuck off. Why am I so insane and clingy. Why can't I just not get attached.
Pardon if this makes me sound underage, I swear i'm an adult kek

No. 710932

Lolcow is the first thing I check when I wake up in the morning. I'm scandinavian so most of the threads are active while I'm asleep so it kinda acts like my retarded newspaper

No. 711024

Gimpgirl reminds me of the type of pickme I used to be like 14 years ago when I was in college (YES I'M OLD STFU) so when I read her threads I feel extra, extra levels of personal cringe but also it fills me with a kind of weird nostalgia. I used to cut my hair short exactly like that, AND be openly anachan (shudder), and wear cheapo bondage gear around town and be ~polyamorous~ and n0t LiKe OtHeR GiRlS as hard as I possibly could. her thread actually hurts me to read. Luckily I stopped that shit around age 21 (therapy ya'll) but still. Everyone at my college knew I was a fuckin' pickme and they definitely made fun of me behind my back and I didn't even realize that's what they MUST have been doing because of my behavior. Delayed ouch.

No. 711030

Same here from middle Europe kek I also love browsing before sleep so i get new updates in the morning

No. 711034

I'm almost 25 years old and yet the second I start readinga dumbass shoujo manga with romance in it, it's like I'm back at being 13 all over again, full on squealing and having to stop when scene is "too much" to process my emotions
absolutely pathetic

No. 711036

same here from the uk, kinda lame but i like it

No. 711038

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Me too

No. 711039

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I love looking back at shitty people I went to hs with and just admire how downhill their appearance goes. Looking more like smackheads everyday luv x

No. 711040

I started reading manga again and all of a sudden 3D men are really ugly and boring. I want a dominant bishounen with a golden heart and good hair to materialize and protect me from the evils of the world.

No. 711042

I am a nymphomaniac. I hate myself.

No. 711044

I get this too, it sucks because a lot of the time my paranoia is correct and they DO leave, which just makes it worse the next time

No. 711046

Mistakenly set my alarm for PM instead of AM. Was late to work. I'm an idiot

No. 711048

I want to have sex while partner is streaming. No face cam but I just want it to happen.

I had a similar experience when my ex bf was touching me while he was Facetiming (without facecam) with his friend.

No. 711052

I sorta relate to this, I want to give a streamer a blowjob under the table and see if he can keep a straight face in front of thousands of watchers.

No. 711132

Don’t worry anon, I’m also an idiot, this keeps happening to me way too much.

No. 711208

I write crappy self insert smutfics in Japanese, both as Japanese writing practice, but also so my insanely nosy mother who tends to snoop on my computer can't read them, thus I can pass them off as innocent language studying.

No. 711212

anon did you write the one with the swedish(?) guy in the sauna i read a few days ago

No. 711214

I do not publish them on the Internet, so no.

No. 711215

No. 711298

Anon, same.

No. 711332

I have high functioning tism. I would like to think that I'm about as normal appearing as you can be given the diagnosis. I don't tell people about it and I don't run into issues beyond mostly sensory stuff that I keep to myself. Externally I'm good at keeping up appearances. In private though I'm drawn to collecting some really childish things. I live alone so I collect them without worrying about it. It's like a part of me never developed past the point of finding comfort in the same things I did 25 years ago.

It's mostly just soft toys but they always have to be the type you'd buy for a new baby. Like Peter rabbit. Things designed to be baby gifts rather than the soft toys a woman might get as gifts. If I spot something like that in a store and I fall for it I usually prepare a story in my head just in case the cashier asks who it's for.

Now I'm due to have major work done on my house soon and the thought of having workmen in my home has made me realize how fucking weird it is. I'm single, child free and paying my mortgage alone.. If I don't hide this stuff I'll likely have workmen assuming there's a baby in the home. I don't know whether to use this as a wake up call to purge this stuff or if given my asd diagnosis my shame around it might be unnecessarily harsh. I feel like a tard. If I get rid of the stuff I know I'll struggle without it and end up slowly rebuying anyway. But now the feelings of shame have been stirred up to a point where I feel like shit either way.

No. 711367

I'm horny but too afraid to actually fuck anything atm. Why is life so painful?

No. 711369

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i have a peculiar quirk where i can get spontaneously turned on and get off (without hands) when my bladders full. earlier it crept up on me while i was on my computer, with headphones on, and i didn't realize i didn't lock my door. my brother was supposed to come back from the store not too long ago and pick me up a treat, and now i'm afraid he might've walked in on me spasming and squeaking like a retard…

No. 711373

Pobody's nerfect,tardchan. Just get a big black garbage bag to stuff them in while the workmen are there. Otherwise who cares, you function in life like you're supposed to otherwise (assuming this isn't actually your parents house you're talking about), you're doing better than 64% of nonautists already.

No. 711385

my worst nightmare is getting pregnant and i've decided i'm going to go to the doctor and pretend to be a fakeboi so that i can easily have my uterus removed, or at the very least get my tubes tied. i don't really want to resort to that and i'm not going to become an actual fakeboi or take hormones, but doctors only seem willing to perform those surgeries if you say you have some kind of gender issue

No. 711396

I can do the same thing and once did it at my old job at the front desk right next to my coworker. At the time I was sure I was being completely contained about it and no one could tell but now I lie awake at night cringing at the idea that my coworker could have known what I was doing. So fucking embarrassing, idek wtf I was thinking

No. 711397

Don’t get your uterus removed, it has very serious health consequences. Your rate of vaginal prolapse skyrockets, for one. There’s a bunch of other scary things but I don’t remember the details off the top of my head. Your uterus isn’t just a baby pouch, it literally is integral to the structure of your abdomen and helps regulate so much stuff in your body that you don’t even think about.

No. 711398

Yeah christ anon, as >>711397 said do not remove your uterus. That is a huge procedure and will fuck up a lot of your other bodily functions and likely end up shortening your lifespan. Having your tubes removed will still prevent you from getting pregnant but it doesn't mess with your hormones and it's an easy recovery. It depends on what country you're in but a decent amount of places will allow you to get approved for a bilateral salpingectomy upon request and are often even covered by insurance (mine was).

No. 711419

I don't have any sort of foot fetish but rubbing my feet on certain types of carpets or fabrics feels insanely good to the point it feels almost like an orgasm but not quite?? It's weird and overwhelming. I'm not even particularly turned on by it or anything. Anyway just learned this crazy new things about my body.

No. 711423

I'm probably going to have to have my uterus removed due to cancer and this post made me seethe. I wasn't even planning to get kids but the amount of health complications it will cause otherwise are fucking horrible. Just get your tubes tied and grow the fuck up.

No. 711425

Anyone else keep their real body count a secret? I only include those times when I was in long term relationships. I went through a ridiculous period of fucking around after I turned 18 up until my 2nd year of college. I fucked every living thing and frequently had multiple partners a day. The funniest thing is, I regret most of it now and prefer a slow and passionate make out session to any sexual act I could think of. So if I could give one advice to virginanons: don’t rush it if you’re unsure. Sex without feelings is gross, esp. from the perspective of a woman. Even if you think you’re just using a scrote, they still benefit way more from fucking around.

No. 711429

I've got the biggest crush on this celebrity while I’m on a 5 year relationship. I even dreamt about him three times last week…

No. 711433

Same, I posted about it in the obsession thread. Just finally watched his Instagram story for the first time and that's the only reason I'll ever watch an instagram story. Bought merch and considering masturbating while thinking of him, all while right next to my sleeping bf. It's sad, and I do feel ashamed about this. But it's a celebrity so… No harm no foul right?

No. 711434

>Anyone else keep their real body count a secret?
I read this as if you're some mob hitwoman talking, was kinda let down by the rest of the post

No. 711435

Lmao I wish. Sorry for the disappointment.

No. 711436

I don't, because I guess I'm not really ashamed of it. I lost my virginity at a fairly early age but it was a really long term relationship and I planned on marrying the guy. Every other "body" count I've had since then was also long term relationship. There was just one time I fucked a guy that I wasn't dating but we were more like…. lovers? if that makes sense… But after we fucked, he slowly stopped talking to me.

So more advice for virgin anons… Don't fuck a guy unless you're in a relationship and have been for at least a month. Btw anything less than 12 months is not long term.

No. 711443

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I have a 43MB file with only reaction images and 433MB file with reaction gifs that I will never get to use because they are a thing of the past, but I can't stop saving them just in case they'll make a comeback and won't be considered cringe anymore.

No. 711447

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I screencap stories of pickmes getting screwed over by scrotes on reddit so when ever I feel myself slipping back into old pick me ways I go and read them and then remind myself why I shouldnt do certain things

No. 711450

Lmao this sounds like it could have been written by my ugly pickme friend

No. 711467

Why would you keep someone as a friend who you despise

No. 711473

Ntayrt but a sense of superiority and/or narcissism probably

No. 711475

I had a crush on my homeroom teacher when I was in 4th grade and did anything I could to get his attention which meant getting into trouble while feeling awkward about my newfound feelings towards him at time. He was a really nice dude who occasionally helped me locate my bus whenever possible. He was 28 during the 2000-2001 school year.

One time, I also asked him to help button up my pants while in the classroom with everyone else (I had to use the toilet). Granted, I was nine, trustful, naïveté about crushes and anything regarding sexuality and there were no female teachers present but looking back; I cringed at the event and thankful that he actually helped me with that problem.

No. 711478

Because it’s neetlita

No. 711480

Are you a teenager? That is so fucking stupid, just get your tubes tied like a fucking normal person

No. 711487

hey, dont feel embarrassed thats completely normal- this is coming from a primary school teacher.

it's so sweet when kids have innocent puppy dog crushes on teachers (PROVIDED THAT THE TEACHER ISN'T A CREEP WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THAT!! I DO NOT ENDORSE PEDOS! NEVER EVER BE ROMANTIC OR ADULT WITH A MINOR!!!!) i've had boys in my class (4-5 y/os) tell me they want to marry me etc, and some of the kids even call one of the teaching assistants called Sean "Seany" and say they love him and it's just really a part of development. of course they dont really love their teacher, they're too young to understand what that actually means, but they just see you as someone they trust and feel safe with. it's normal, do not be embarrassed! im sure your teacher found it very sweet. im glad he helped you and was kind about the whole ordeal.

No. 711492

I was so sad when he told me he was planning to move back to Alaska the following year but I was glad that I would no longer feel this way about anymore and never told anybody until now.

I tried to look him up after writing that post but I don’t remember how to spell his last name, I just remembered his name was Dean and that’s it. I’ll try again

No. 711493

I do the same thing and my meme folder is only 284MB kek. The oldest files are from 2007 apparently.

No. 711587

NTA and I am friends with someone I despise, but unlike the person who said superiority or narcissism. I have mixed feelings, on one end I despise her on another I want the best for her. I've tried for years to help her but she's autistically retarded and doesn't accept the help. Doesn't accept money, doesn't actually try to get a job, and now she's living in my flat (rent free, mind you) and refuses to actually apply herself. She makes the most retard decisions ever and I just watch from the sidelines throwing a life ring and she throws it back.

This has slowly made me hate every single thing she does, from walking around to her stupid scent. She was given so many chances. And taken advantage of me.

So yeah I'm dumb for being naive and thinking "if I give her these resources she'll listen and apply herself! She'll have a better life" but nope, retarded tumblr fag who is 20 something but acts 16.

No. 711590

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I have a bad problem of joking about something being hot and then finding it unironically hot. That resulted in me having a crush on this guy.

No. 711591

File: 1610300509369.png (135.71 KB, 500x280, hot.png)

Since anon is talking about teacher crushes, I wanted to fuck a couple of my instructors from college, as well as a manager at my old job. They weren't even the most attractive looking men, just older but something about them was hot and I think I had a chance if I really attempted to go for it. I swear there was some sexual tension at times between us.

No. 711632

I had a crush on my mormon maths teacher when I was 16 and I constantly made pathetic seduction attempts trying to fuck him. I still cringe when I think about it late at night.

No. 711635

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I enjoy some aspects of gimpgirls artstyle even though she's an absolute cow. I sometimes save and crop her pictures to be completely out of context


No. 711640

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When my mom and grandma make comments about my body I feel super uncomfortable, but I always just laugh and brush it off and I feel like a huge retard because of it. They've been doing it since I started puberty and grew a body, but I've never told them about it. It's not even insults, just teasing compliments if anything, but it makes me feel so uncomfortable. Example number one of how much of a doormat I am. Other family members also comment on my body sometimes, but it's mostly those two

No. 711654

I'm planning on disappearing and starting a new life. When I go, I'm going to let people know that I'm safe but I want to start completely afresh.

No. 711656

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I'm 5 minutes into No Guns Life and I already want Juzo to fuck my brains out

No. 711657

I only have 2 real friends and I don't think I'm in a good place to try to make more. Also pandemic. Sad

No. 711660

I have such a soft spot for gimpgirl even though she's insane. I see her in my mind as this tiny woman screeching on about pickmes and "it's over for you girls" and all us farmers are standing in a circle around her fawning over her like she's a deranged kitten or something

No. 711663

I haven't had any friends since I was 12 years old.

No. 711666

I am the same rn and I'm sorry it's like this. I think the pandemic is making it worse for everyone, even social butterflies. I've heard a lot of people mention friends "who just fade out" after it started. While long distance friendships are totally possible, it's harder and I think we all need regular contact to an extent. The only good news (imo) I can tell you is that many people will be looking for friends where they are able to find them. It's what I tell myself at least

No. 711667

I fantasize about this constantly. But I've basically done it before and still ended up in this place.

No. 711670

When (or if) the borders ever open again, I'm absolutely doing this. I hate the person I've been known for here.

Does it really matter if you're always anonymous on this place anyways? It's not like you're planning to run from lolcow lol

No. 711672

I nearly did this a couple years ago when I bought a house far away from where I'm from. Ended up telling my dad my whereabouts and now he books holidays to come see me without asking first, which sends me spiralling every time lol.

Do what you have to do. I follow alot of missing persons cases and they always wonder whether people are doing this just without the 'im safe' message. As long as people aren't left worried sick then I think people should respect decisions like this.

No. 711673

File: 1610312650421.jpeg (11.25 KB, 150x150, 90C38E17-5E70-4540-AEAB-5AB25C…)

I feel like a ghost in the world for the time being. I used to have a life, used to have friends but even before the pandemic, I had to let it all go. I think everyone forgot me and my last friend is forgetting too. If not, it's interesting to ponder what small footprint I left in this place. I sometimes wonder how many like me exist. It may be worse due to the pandemic now but it already happened for me. How many of us are unknown to the world with no contacts?
I intend to change it I guess, to have a healthy life once this all passes. I am starting something that puts me in touch with others (online that is, but includes my face). However, it's kind of nice to be hidden sometimes

No. 711675

lol what?? fantasizing about starting my life over has nothing to do with being anonymous or lolcow. I meant "this place" as in still a place where I still want to run away and start over.

No. 711678

So when you leave, would you cut off all of your family or significant other? Asking cause when people say this I wonder if they mean completely leaving everyone behind, or like only cutting off some people and having minimal contact with the people they still talk to or what.

No. 711682

oop soory anon im braindead

No. 711684


No. 711688

I moved to a place where I knew nobody and only my dad got told my address eventually. He's the only contact I have from my old life and I don't enjoy that contact but I feel guilted into maintaning it

No. 711690

I feel you, anon. also I love the pic that you used ahh

No. 711692

>I am starting something that puts me in touch with others (online that is, but includes my face)
Not to be creepy, but what is this? I'm in a similar situation as you, and i feel kinda starved for interaction rn lol

No. 711701

Hehe it is a good pic
Sorry anon, I was being vague. It's online school, so not a small choice. But only a few classes at a community college..so it costs less Still I know something else that may be available to you. At least near me there's a bookstore having online book club video meets. They had ones for each genre. If there's something like that near you it could be an option? I considered it myself because everyone could do with more reading. I found the info on the store's website, so you could look around or even google various clubs to join who may meet online, you never know what you'll find

No. 711724

My political convictions are rooted in Marxist-Hegelian analysis but I don't air it outside of my circle of close friends and family because I worry that people will get the wrong idea, assume I'm a clueless "Twitter commie" and associate me with left thot tropes.

No. 711736

based anon, be my wife

No. 711737

I'm going with the intention of leaving everything and everyone behind, though I guess my feelings might change throughout the years. It's really the idea of leaving the people behind that draws me in.

I don't think my relationships with others are healthy. One of the main reasons I want to start over is that I really like who I am when I'm alone or when I'm around new people and I have a chance to shed the version of me I created.

I was very sad and lonely when I was growing up and forming these relationships and I created a completely fake version of me because I wanted to be accepted and loved. Now I feel like the people that like me like the made up version and the people that don't like me never got to give the real me a chance. I feel like I've missed out on things that could have made me happy because I was too busy trying to be something I'm not.

I'd just like to start again but actually be me this time around.

No. 711746

I have Trumpians and Biden supporters in my family and friend circle. But I firmly believe this country is run by very rich, apolitical corporation shareholders who try to keep us fighting each other so they can stay rich. I hate Trump. I hate Biden. I think all politicians are just fake, corrupt people working in the interest of the rich white dudes who actually own us. … Anyway, that was probably TMI but I have no place in this new stupid world. I disagree heartily with both "sides." So I just agree with whoever is talking at the time. Like, sure buddy.

No. 711766

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She's very interesting. As much as I loathe her and what she stands for, she's fascinating in a curious way. Maybe it's the slowly recovering weeb in me but her art reminds me of when I was a dodgy 13 year old trying to draw manga, and how I gave up on that style of drawing, there's something sadly nostalgic in it

No. 711768

I think that the world is against me in the literal sense

No. 711915

I love the smell of my own pussy. Even on my period, but only on the last few days where there's a small amount of blood.

No. 712075

Some of the stories I read on here about men make me pray that I'll never have to go on another date again

No. 712078

Can relate to the first part

No. 712079

No. 712138

I love being more successful at my job than (some of) my friends in the same field. I know it's an old trope that people only post their "highs" on social media for their ego, but when I post myself accomplishing a new project or milestone I get a rush of satisfaction knowing that certain people whom I know are lagging behind will definitely see it and be jealous.

No. 712146

Me too anon I never not liked my scent. I think it’s normal/healthy so yay for us

No. 712159

i lied about growing up southern in the unpopular opinions thread i just like to use yall because my grandma was southern and i frequent twitter.

No. 712164

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i had a sex dream about callmekevin in my own home in secret while my mum was there in the living room.

im just really deprived rn, but holy shit he was good with his tongue

No. 712166

ugh, sex dreams about Berleezy when….

No. 712190

I mostly like my own scent when I’m taking a shower, it’s just really nice.

No. 712197

I get so much satisfaction from the fact I'm never giving my awful in laws grandkids.

No. 712204

I love it when a man is good with his tongue

the only reason why I like to sleep so much is the idea that I can have such vivid dreams. I had dreams my current crush was an acting coach last night and it was so fucking weird

No. 712222

Diff anon but honestly my dream relationship would be all oral and no PIV.

No. 712231

God, you sound like a terrible “friend”

No. 712261

Doesn't sound healthy to be that wrapped up in other peoples perception of you or in your success versus theirs, especially if you consider them friends.

People go to therapy for stuff like this because you have to build you confidence on a better foundation than 'what other people think of what I post' Your mental health can go to shit real fast when it's built on that.

No. 712272

I’m cackling because my ugly pickme got dumped by her bf. Reminder, pickmes never get picked

No. 712273

Lmao NTA but you guys seem like losers and/or jealous

No. 712277

People like you annoy me so much. Do you really not realize how obvious it is to others how desperately insecure you are? Anyone who is genuinely jealous of your accomplishments just has the same fixation on winning/workaholism/material success as a means for self-worth. It's embarrassing. You should try focusing some of those efforts on learning to be a nice person and maybe people will genuinely like you rather than wanting to "be" you.

No. 712289

okay donald

No. 712291

ayrt and I dreamt that he was good with his tongue, in multiple ways piv and oral included

I'm going to hell

No. 712299

Nah I was telling her to learn how to feel that confidence by herself, without the need to compare herself to others. That is a supportive post.

No. 712312

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I always tell my family that if we ever get short on money that we can sell nudes of my brother and my cousins, who are older than me 27-30 they laugh it off but I’m serious. I’m not selling my nonexistent nudes, I’m selling theirs, they won’t have any repercussions if people find out about it.

No. 712316

Went to check social media of my ex-friend, seems like she never managed to leave our hometown, didn't achieve anything big career-wise despite doing much better in college than me and she married the bf she claimed to be miserable with and cheated on through entirety of their relationship with multiple people including my at-the-time bf, without me knowing of course.
I hope her life sucks forever, maybe I should not care and I usually don't but feels good to check for the first time in years and see she is exactly where I hoped she should be. Fuck forgiveness.

No. 712338

yeah anon, you really shouldn't care jfc

No. 712347

I have a lot of violent and murderous fantasies and daydreams

No. 712392

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I have become so disgusted by men that I’m having trouble getting off to any porn because the men are so grotesque and degenerate. I’ll try watching it but by the end, without fail, I look at pictures of Kate Moss in her prime and I can always get myself to orgasm. I think it’s because I want to look like her so badly. She is so fucking beautiful.

No. 712397

I want to murder a man who deserves it

No. 712402

No. 712404

pretty sure that's not an issue or even abnormal until you start acting on them anon

No. 712427

I'd kill my ex if I knew there'd be no repercussions. Not exaggerating.

No. 712428

Good, don’t watch porn it rots your brain anyways

No. 712455

>I look at pictures of Kate Moss in her prime and I can always get myself to orgasm. I think it’s because I want to look like her so badly. She is so fucking beautiful.
>anon will post this, and then go to /lgbt/
>anon will post about how he, a transwoman, sometimes posts feels on Lolcow and he fits right in
Tired of the autogynephile propaganda

No. 712458



No. 712459

Same. I considered sending him anonymous hate to make him kill himself, prob would have been easy. He tried to kill himself bc of me and I wish he had succeeded

No. 712504

I like shitflinging in the sex work thread. It’s very easy to make those dumb handmaiden whores angry.

No. 712506


This is pretty funny ngl

No. 712513

Kek takin’ the bans for us

No. 712515

Not even worth reporting them all (both sides) at this point. /g/ clean up crew's just gotta swoop in when they're back from lunch.

No. 712520

Based. That thread is embarrassing.

No. 712524


Based af. I met a guy once who was too submissive to piv and at first i was like ? Then I was like nvm this is based because men fucking suck at sex

No. 712528

I know most other women aren’t like this, but I’d personally be okay with it if a guy I was actually attracted to was touchy-feely with me.
I don't really give a fuck if that’s "unfair" to unattractive scrotes. When they do it, it definitely feels like harassment and a violation of my personal space. My body is simply not an equal access space. Ugly moids need to stop expecting handsome moid privileges. That is all.

No. 712530

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I genuinely miss the horror monster anon’s posts. It’s been 20 days. I hope she brings us an update soon even if it isn’t about Discord guy or how she surpassed his ex Girlfriend. I wish if she finally chose the sane path to end the experiment she would announce it on here and post a conclusion. But honestly I enjoy reading her entries and I hope she shares more of these types of stories if not in confessions then in the unhealthy obsessions thread.

I tried so hard not to laugh but the part about Edna Mode did me in

No. 712532


This is literally the best storyline please god moar

I feel this I personally rank moids on scales because im a female supremacist so theres like companion moids (top tier), breeding moids, house pets, like dobby level house moids, and then slaves. Not all of them get sex its just how you rank their stats tbh and im with you anon that ugly moids dont get hot moid privilege fml im a lesbo tho so male house pets and slaves are platonic

No. 712534

You both look fucking stupid

No. 712536

>female supremacy and ranking moids

No. 712547

I went through my boyfriend’s phone and opened up his Instagram explore page. It was only pictures of lewd anime girls and real life girls shaking their asses and tits. I feel so sick to my stomach and depressed knowing that he looks at stuff like that. I am so in love with him. I just want him to only want me the way that I only want him.

No. 712548

I snack on raw pasta or rice on occasion. It seems gross and entirely pointless and I have no idea why I keep doing it, but I like the taste and texture

No. 712556

dump him

No. 712558

Eww I’m sorry but genuinely gross anon. If I saw my bf looking at that stuff, it’d change how I saw him a lot. That sucks.

No. 712595

I unironically find soft butch era Dakota Rose incredibly attractive. She's my ideal type.

tfw no soft butch bpd model gf

No. 712618

Fellow Women of culture, do you like the spaghetti pasta or the ones that are shaped like tubes

No. 712623

they all do that

No. 712630

Yeah, what >>712623 said. People complain that the algorithm there is terrible because everyone's explore page is filled with the same soft-core smutty garbage regardless of account activity. To my understanding it's more of a reflection of what's popular across ig than what the user engages with.

No. 712637

I prefer the tubular, wider kind to the thinner, though I'll sometimes switch to spaghetti or angel hair to change things up

No. 712640

unironically, ramen noodles in freeze dried block form
they have a nice flavor alone

No. 712698

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I find all the gross creepy shit armie hammer sent in those dms super hot. i'm so mad at myself for being so wet from reading them

No. 712701

I am taking away your interner privileges, anon.

No. 712705

File: 1610437796898.jpeg (30.65 KB, 719x527, EoubNgxUYAoXoce.jpeg)

litcherally crying a little because there's a YouTuber that I will never get to marry and have children with.

The sad thing is that I've made the perfect version of him in my head. But irl he's cute, funny, makes me laugh, down to earth, realistic, educated, logical, in touch with his emotions, a family man, has good friends that he clearly care about, very good life lessons in his videos, grew up kind of a nerd but athletic so he understands both sides of the coin, he'd probably be a great husband and a great father. He's positive but not always positive and seems sweet. Doesn't seem to let things get him down.

I literally am crying right now because he's not mine.

The sad thing is that I have a boyfriend a few feet away from me who is most of the things above, just a bit of an airhead with holes in his brains. We like similar things and are like each other's soul mates… and I definitely not I probably wouldn't always get along with the YouTuber and the youtuber probably wouldn't put up with my autism/ocd/retarded behavior but goddamn it, in another timeline I would've been happier, healthier, I would've kept going on YouTube or started a channel, not dated an abusive guy that makes me scared to show my face online…

I could've had him, probably… but I don't. Anons please I'm begging you please talk me out of this slump, please. It's the only time I'll ask LC of anything. What can I do to get over this youtuber who is absolutely my perfect male counterpart?

No. 712706

File: 1610437818106.jpg (21.69 KB, 419x439, 1544370490418.jpg)

you should
tfw no edgy rich white man that wants to slice off a piece of my skin, lightly toast it with some garlic and olive oil, and eat it like the food critic in ratatouille.

No. 712712

sounds like you don't even like your boyfriend fam.
you're projecting the most basic positive traits on some guy you find to be aesthetically appealing.
you don't even know the youtuber or know what he's really like. for all you know he could be jacking to kiddie porn and eating his own shit. youtubers and famous people are curated personalities in general, no one in the public will ever see the real versions of them because that would alienate the markets they are trying to appeal to.
you should find yourself a new partner since your current one isn't fulfilling your needs, but it also sounds like you have really deep personal issues which will prevent you from being happy in future relationships.

No. 712713

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Anon, I have great news…

No. 712722

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it doesn't help that i had a thing for hannibal lecter in middle school. gaspard ulliel in hannibal rising was the kindling for my edge imo(stop avatarfagging)

No. 712723

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Slayed me in one go. This feels awful because now I'm questioning everything.

Thank you anon.

No. 712733

Is this berleezy anon? If so, you got it bad.
Anyway, the chance of you actually meeting him is very slim. You already have a guy who's nearly your perfect match, so just be grateful you have found a potential soulmate and stop lusting after a life and dude you will probably never have a chance at.

No. 712736

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okay I know I sperged about him alot but I didn't know it was this much. my heart seriously jumped when you called me out!

alright I'll stop…. thank you for being nice and being real about it.

No. 712737

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Ive seriously seen you post multiple times in various different threads, its like seeing a familiar face in a cloud of strangers. I hope you end up well, idk if this is the best advice but you should really block/unsub/not use the socials that this YouTuber is on. Just cut yourself off and focus on doing something else, learn how to play an instrument you’ve always wanted, practice coking or clean your room. Focus on yourself and your partner right now, i hope everything gets better

No. 712766

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Real women of culture know that every pasta shape serves different purpose and is the best fit for a different pasta based meal

No. 712775

I put leftover ramen seasoning on spaghetti and it was pretty good

No. 712778

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If I looked into a crystal ball and saw this face cannibalizing me I would seppuku on the spot

No. 712792

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Would it change anything if you saw pic related instead?

No. 712793

Based opinion. Same plus shes totes a carpet muncher so it stings harder

No. 712796

Where did this rumor come from?

No. 712797

Oh no she’s degenerate

No. 712798

major reconsideration only if the crystal ball shows me getting at least one stab in before I’m delicately sliced, spiced just right, and placed atop a piece of artisanal toast

No. 712799

Think of him as having a secret shitty side life like that Ryan guy from roosterteeth

No. 712800

Attack on Titan is so dumb but probably the most fun I've had anime/manga considering.

No. 712801

I used to get a fuckton of likes and messages on dating apps when I was dressing very feminine, now that I got a sidecut and am more into alternative fashion I bearly get any. Part of me feels a bit insecure but part of me is oddly proud since I prefere and only date women now.

No. 712850

I was a little drunk and sent some misguided frustration to a guitar player who does tutorials. It was dumb criticism and I take it back but omg they have sent me 23 messages in response lol. I haven't opened any of them.

No. 712871

Also wanna add that they have 210k subscribers on YouTube (though a smaller amount on insta which I messaged them on.) 28 messages now.

No. 712886

Lmao sounds like you triggered them, well done

No. 712905

kek all I want is a stable of himbos who dress slutty and do whatever I want, the dream

No. 712946

Last year I took a massive poop and rather than trying to flush it down the toilet I threw it out the window and a few minutes later my dog ate it

No. 712950

This is probably the worst confession in this thread, including the one where the brothers jerked each other off

No. 712957

The brothers jerking off one was hot, that is just disgusting

No. 712959

No it wasn't. You incest people are fucking weird.

No. 712963

ok furry

No. 712965

See, at least Mads and I would have shit in common. We could talk about comics and ballet while he munches on my brain. Baking soda boy can’t even type without ESL speak. nta

No. 712972

i don’t know what you’re talking about so i’m going to assume you’re having an autism attack. bisexual female here who just wants to fuck kate. whatever you’re going
through i simply cannot solve it.
this one is my favorite confession, fucking kek. guitar man doesn’t like criticism. please update if it’s funny.

No. 712977

I hate one of my good friends. I'm just starting to realize how toxic her behaviors really are and it makes me want to distance myself. Also she's one of the dumbest people and just having a basic conversation with her is frustrating.

No. 712991

Ayrt, hard disagree
I was trying to be funny and it backfired

No. 712994

In all my 25 years I've never developed a crush on anyone or know what it's like to fall in love. I also unironically still think kissing is icky and gross. The only time I felt genuinely aroused is when I'm tired, sick, in pain, or hungry. Even though I spend a lot of time online i still don't fit in anywhere, not even here, and not in real life either. I only post out of boredom. It makes me sad how even weirdos can enjoy regular human emotions but I can't. I don't even have an excuse like abuse/medications/etc. it's always been like this since childhood, I'm just born retarded.

No. 712995

Michael Cera is so ugly that it makes my stomach turn

No. 712996

You're not alone,I have never dated or kissed anyone or even had sex yet I'm only 20

No. 712997

Genuinely loving both Sonic the Hedgehog and Britney Spears makes me feel like motherfucking Chris-chan.

No. 713005

well you aren't that alone then because even in small online communities ive tried to join i still dont fit in with other shy outcasts.
kissing is something i did because my gf wanted to but i honestly think its stupid and semi-disgusting.

No. 713016

> The only time I felt genuinely aroused is when I'm tired, sick, in pain, or hungry.
So, only in times of vulnerability then? You're probably in some form of survival mode then. This is extremely common and doesn't mean you're going to be alone forever

No. 713021

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the military is doing covid tests in our country and our entire workplace was getting tested last week.
All my normie coworkers were like 'ah anon you are so shy! Don't be scared of the army men they are here to help!'
Jesus Christ, I fucking know they are here to help Daniele.
I was just trying to be respectful and not stare so the nice lad doing my test does not get uncomfortable due on my immense uniform fetish.

No. 713025

Oh no scrotes lamenting male beauty standard? Fucking good. Men are so fucking weak, imagine becoming rapists and murderers because you’re not chad lollll
Ugly scrotes DO NOT a deserve to breed. Even themselves know they shouldn’t have been born.

No. 713037

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No. 713048

Until today I didn’t know that joji and Filthy Frank are the same person I’m-

No. 713050

No. 713051

I still can't believe Joji is his main persona now and Filthy Frank just something he used to do. When my friends showed me a picture of him I was just like "Oooh that's Filthy Frank!" and they were like "lol who?"

No. 713059

But surely most people are attracted to the person they're with to some extent? If I try to actually imagine fucking someone or spend time around others I don't feel anything. These horny feelings just come randomly without thinking or doing anything, I thought it was some weird way of my body trying to cope with illness or something.

No. 713060

You are banned from lolcow!!!

No. 713061

I'm confused as to what was even the point of sharing this story on Reddit, besides using it for your purpose who would even care about this.

I like how my used pads smell. The stale blood scent is kind of good.

No. 713064

Pls open them Anon I want to know

No. 713069

I remember I was on a school trip dedicated to a WW2-related holiday where many guys in uniform were doing historically accurate battle recreations. Some of them were appointed to talk to us and answer questions, and I shied away from them noticeably, since my teachers told me "They're not going to shoot you lmao" – 14 year old me was just super awkward and had a raging military uniform fetish, of course.

No. 713169

I have a toxic trait of ghosting anyone who is boring to me. Even if they are nice people.

No. 713174

this isn't a confession he's just ugly

No. 713190

Same. It sucks because I live already in a smallish part of the world, my attitude is more appropriate for a megapolis.

No. 713227

idk, is that really toxic? if you don't click, you don't click.

No. 713239

I want to fuck my mum

No. 713242

Are you from Alabama

No. 713253

The guy I'm seeing used to be a swimmer and lax player and still has the big shoulders/arms but now he's really skinny, he's really shy and doesn't have a lot of sexual experience and for some reason today I decided he'd be so cute as like one of those little maid outfit catboys. I'm barely even a weeb, never had degenerate non-normie thoughts about sex/guys I'm with, but now all i can think of is. nya :3c

No. 713258

do they say mum in alabama

No. 713283

no wonder bongs look so inbred

No. 713344

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I used to hate meyoco, but after reading some of her interviews. I feel bad for her. I think the reason why meyoco art stangnant because she is struggling with social media likes. She have an anxiety so I understand. At least self awere about his technical skill aren't good because she more focused on theme or color.She quit watercolor and more focused on digital for it. Conclusion fuck social media culture for artist.

Also I think the artist saltfags nitpick her so much in level of pulltards sorry not sorry

No. 713552

I don't know if being autistic contributes to immature approach to such things but I feel super embaressed when I'm around retarded people, I have no idea how to behave around them. I'm usually mute around normies but I feel like being mute around retarded people only contributes to being judged by normies for my weirdness. I just can't "behave". Same with small children. My aunt asked me to take care of her 5 year old grand daughter and it was ultra cringe. Children can SMELL you're autistic. I didn't really know what to do with this child anyway, children don't evoke any feelings in me. I like to draw so I draw her some shit and she was entertained at first but then we both got super bored and I had no idea how to talk to her or what to do. I'm always jealous of normies and their skill of talking to retardeds, small children and other impaired people

No. 713561

Normies can also be awkward around kids and tards, don't think your too speshul. Kids sense shit and with 5 year old it's just better to let them do shit and you just observe if it's that awkward, like drawing together, making it into a game and so on. Tards are kinda daunting at times because you never know if they are the spergy ones or just basically normal and polite, actually the same with kids.

No. 713565

I also feel that way, anon. I used to just let them do whatever they felt like doing unless it included me.
Then I somehow got hired to teach at some school for pennies and I got to learn how to treat them.
I think the best way to act is to constantly ask what they want to do or what they’re doing, if they want to include you, do your best to pretend you’re having fun, if they don’t, make sure they’re not hurting each other or themselves.

No. 713568

Always makes me laugh. Don't say you would have kept a straight face if you were in Shia's place

No. 713648

I started a new job with a bunch of middle schoolers who are 11 and 12 years old. All the students are so cute I want to kiss and hug them!

No. 713659

Sure you don't, dude.

No. 713672

Careful anon

No. 713673

i admit i do a similar thing, i can only get off imagining i look like this singer who looks like the far more attractive version of me…

No. 713683

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>I want to kiss and hug them

No. 713692

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No. 713760

Really, with middle schoolers? I had the most emotional/behavioural problems during middle school and I know a lot of other people did so I'd imagine most teachers would hate to deal with teaching middle school students. I might understand this sentiment if it was finding kindergarten or primary school kids cute but with middle schoolers this is weird.

No. 713856

I'm so disgusted by the thought that my partner slept with me when I was 18 and he was 26 that I'm less attracted to him and have considered leaving him. Im 24 now and 18 year olds are children. It's so gross but we can't do anything about it now. Sometimes I wish I hadn't gotten into this relationship.

No. 713861

I’m sorry anon, that’s such a huge age gap. I dated a 21 year old when I was 17 and even though it’s not a huge age gap, now that I’m his age it’s so weird— what would I have in common with a 17 year old??? Ask them where they’re thinking about applying to college?? Soo fucking strange

No. 713866

I mean and probably the fact that you're in your early 20s and dating a 32 year old doesn't sound like a very fun pairing either.
You're probably craving someone who you can actually grow and do firsts together with. I'm almost 30 and I considered myself a naive baby at 24.

No. 713869

yeah i don't blame you for being upset anon and if it's making you feel bad enough it might be time to leave him. that's a huge gap when you're that young, when i was 18 i didn't even feel comfortable just being friends with anyone older than 20 or 21…

No. 713891

when I see fidget spinners in videos or irl I look away because I think they're unhealthy devices that can hypno some disease into you

No. 713896

me to anon, I check all the time and your image gave me false hope kek, I'm ready to screencap

No. 713909

I think I had a boot (footwear) fetish when I was younger

No. 713933

kek my new confession is that I check back once each day minimum since that post, I really do hope she comes back soon

No. 713935

thank u anons, love u
There's some truth to that for sure.

No. 713944

Today I asked my boyfriend if he ever told a girl before me that he loved them. He said “yeah one and she broke my heart.” & he shared with me what happened in that relationship. I was so afraid to ask him that question, because I am lowkey crazy and expected I would feel extreme jealousy and insecurity if he had loved another girl. It kind of sucks that I am not his first love, but seeing him be honest, emotionally vulnerable, and sharing a story from his past made me feel an even stronger connection with him. I love him so much.

No. 713945

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Three of my posts ended up on the funny screenshots thread and it brightened my night

No. 713948

I have two posts there and it's probably my biggest accomplishment in the last months, fml

No. 713949

I am talking, like, all of them were posted on there today, my other posts there have kinda been meh but these were actually ones where anons were just being dumbasses. At least we have this going on, anon!

No. 713950

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Wow, three today!
Amazing, I aspire to be like you but I am probably not funny enough

No. 713957

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Bitch I am sure you're funny but what matters the most is the self induced keks

No. 713965

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I used to soft follow this NSFW artist on Twitter. He used to change his name pretty often but always keeping the theme of the same character. His account is no longer up, I actually don't know why, but that's okay, I guess.

So, yesterday I got recomended a few editting blogs on Tumblr, and I can swear, between them was the artist. The character theme account, the pronouns (Instead of just saying "Male"), and the name were all the same.

I may be judging to fast, and it's probably just a huge coincidence; but in case it's not… is this person complaining about incest ships when just a few months ago he used to draw cannibal incest porn?

B4 someone asks, he used to do Silent Hill porn, that's how I found him

No. 713972

I still read and write fanfiction

No. 713974

I won't forget that time when I started to wear makeup again after a year of not wearing any and I got weird looks from everyone. I feel like people want to control me and I'm not allowed self-expression but only me, specifically. Other girls didn't get weird looks when they changed things once in a while (makeup/hair).

No. 713975

i'm kinda fat right now and i dont give a fuck!! yoooo

No. 713976

Maybe it just looked bad

No. 713981

I keep forgetting that very attractive people have souls. It’s like their attractiveness creates a hypnotic effect that makes you forget that they have dislikes, likes, human experiences—that they are a person. A lot of the time, they just seem like soulless mannequins whose sole purpose is to please your eyes. Interacting with them is so trippy. i dont think I could marry someone so pretty.it’d freak me the fuck out

the modeling industry, among other things ig, is to blame I guess..

No. 713985

I could not care less that my mother hates me. It genuinely does not bother me at this point, she’s just a psycho that makes everyone around her miserable. I wonder what it’s like to be a blackhole sucking the happiness out of everyone around you. Fucking cunt.

No. 714010

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No. 714022

My confession is that I really like the True Beauty drama.

No. 714144

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I frequently feel left out/insecure because I'm not interested in video games. I know it's silly but I can't help feeling like it's everywhere, especially online.

No. 714148

Maybe it depends where you live but please know that many people are like you. Most of my (female) friends don't play videogames and don't care about them

No. 714392

File: 1610658439178.jpg (48.16 KB, 664x310, JbSBdBF.jpg)

Hello anons, I'm back for a new update. There was a little turn of events that complicated things for me. Not going to lie, I was indeed frustrated for a while, but I think that some of that stuff might be interesting.

- A girl joined the server, she says that she was contacted from the app Vent. I didn't know about it, and I didn't gave her too much attention until someone came out saying that apparently she has posted a few things that are incriminating about a people on the server, possibly including Discord guy. I downloaded the app and made a profile just to see what she posts (Took me a while because all my names were taken), I don't know if Vent-chan deleted those posts or if the person on the server was lying but I'm keeping an eye on her for now.

- Discord guy began to act strange around me. It's hard to explain, mostly because I had never seen him act that way; but to put it shortly, he began to use a lot of "…." when reffering or talking to me, almost all of his messages about me had a pause like that and a "I guess", "I think" or variations. At some point he even tried to be somewhat defensive and lowkey sarcastic too, but even then it would just last for 2 messages before telling me that he appreciates me. I was getting kind of confused because that hasn't happened before, neither did I expected it, but I still tried to follow what he said to me.

- Yesterday I asked in another thread if I could get banned from Discord for sending an Ip Grabber, because I was going to try to send one. I actually never used an Ip Grabber before, so there was a lot of try and error. Ultimately I send the link without getting banned, but I didn't get anything. I guess he was using and VPN, since I already knew of him using stuff like that to avoid a doxxing, and he isn't completely out of touch with Ip Grabbers, I don't know if he has used them before but he indeed is using something so I can't have it. I had to drop the Ip Grabber idea.

- He also began to suspect that someone on the server is lowkey stalking him. Everyone laughed at the idea for a while, but I knew what he meant, because he addressed me later, but not for what I thought, he said that he trusts in me, and that I have been very good with him, so he dropped the subject altogether.
His words made me very happy, I couldn't sleep at all while I was thinking about it.

I began to suspect that he has been lying about stuff, given what they told me about Vent-chan's posts, but I don't want that to happen. I'll have to change the direction of my plan for now. Right now, Discord guy says that he is busy, I don't know in what, but I just hope to see him again soon.

No. 714402

>Hello anons, I'm back for a new update
OMFG is that discord yandere anon???
I missed you!

No. 714404

Kek, yes, I guess that's me ♥
I missed all of you too.(Adhere to the global rules)

No. 714495

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I am stupid and bad and the only thing that makes me feel alive is clothes
I only feel better when I buy clothes and wear clothes and look at myself wearing clothes
It's the only time I even feel like a real person
I am so mentally deficient, I stopped buying clothes and wearing clothes and enjoying life at all because I feel so guilty about my only love
What should I do? What can I do? It's the only thing I love
I used to wash my face and brush my teeth twice a day and comb my hair and file my nails, and now I can't even get out of bed and shower more than a couple times per month
Should I go back? Am I worthy of enjoying anything? Even if it's worthless like this?
I am so shallow and rotten, I don't know what to do.
I loved clothes and hated life

No. 714499

i see nothing wrong with finding fulfillment in material items but i think it's also very nice just to connect with other people who share the same interest

No. 714500

I'm the same way anon. Sometimes I wish I could connect with people through animal crossing or whatever. I play a bit of sega genesis from time to time, but that's mostly because I'm interested in vintage media.

No. 714503

I post my body constantly on /fit/ and discord and it's become N emotional crutch for me, I'm actually struggling to not do it and it's gotten to the point I had to delete my discord account

No. 714506

It looked normal, it was very light makeup. It's not like I went out looking like a clown with 15 colors on my face.

No. 714507

I missed you horror anon! I think he might be on to you, unless, is he an animefag? They like to use elipses as if it makes some sort of impact, or to imply shyness or discomfort instead of using regular words. But should you post updates in the internet obsessions thread instead? I don’t want you, or any other readers, to possibly be banned for engaging exclusively with this saga. Stay safe and remember to keep boundaries for yourself and others.

I was like you anon. Where you are at now is awful, but you have to come to the conclusion that none of your happiness was ever completely reliant on clothes themselves. From conception to production to consumption, there are many different aspects of clothes that you could have fallen in love with. Even if you cannot buy clothes for whatever reason anymore, you can still be in love with and engage with some of those parts. You can try drawing, taking up free fashion courses online, watch videos on weaving and silk and archaic looming and interviews and runways and the like. Embrace your love for clothes if that’s what you truly feel.
You are not stupid nor bad, but you don’t have to like yourself to be worth liking something you’d otherwise enjoy. Stop thinking of it as you’re unworthy of happiness and instead treat yourself as someone who must be handled with delicacy and discipline so that every day you make the clothes, and they don’t make you.

No. 714509

>>714392 I don't know if you have tried it, but maybe try keylogging him? Also, do you have links to your past updates? :)

No. 714566

this happened to me too only it was new years eve and at midnight my friends dad tried to kiss me on the mouth and held me so i couldn't move away
he was super drunk and probably didnt remember it so i never told anyone but i cried for days

No. 714621

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I accidentally scammed a girl on nookazon just now and I'm legit gonna cry about it I've been up late working on my island cause I flattened it for the new year and no one was responding to my offers for a green jungle gym and in my sleep deprivation I accidentally offered this girl 99,000 NMT instead of bells and she DM'd me like "really 99k?" and I was like lol yea???? cause I didn't see I entered the number in the wrong field and she was nice enough to give me the item anyway but I feel like such an idiot and I can't even look at it in my little park.

No. 714642

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The first ever present I got from my boyfriend was a silly cascading hearts necklace, I've been wearing this ugly piece of ass every since, but I genuinely hate it, it's been two years…

No. 714643

Message her and explain and offer to give it back ffs

No. 714649

nookazon users deserve to be scammed

No. 714684

Two years is plenty of time, could you stop wearing it? Hint that you want a new one? Tell him you want to experiment with other necklaces? Say you don’t want to damage it because the memory is precious so you’ll keep it in a box?

I felt guilty about gifts I didn’t like too until someone explained that the gifts purpose is to be a gift. Once the gifting is over, it’s just something you own. You’re not obligated to wear it. A gift is supposed to feel nice, not like a burden.

No. 714686

Sell it and tell him you lost it. Then find a necklace you like and keep dropping hints that you want it

No. 714687

I have this intense fear of my body turning into Shayna's. I don't even have her body shape and I'm not close to her size, and I eat healthy. The thought of if instills this weird fear in me whenever I read her thread and I end up looking at myself in the mirror reminding myself that I do not look like her and motivates me to keep an eye on my calorie intake.
Congrats Shay, you are the perfect thinspo.

No. 714696

I've never really had that mind-blowing awesome level of sex and I don't feel bad about it. It's always just kinda been alright at most to me. Ofc I can't say this irl because people will assume I want advice and/or act pitying and condescending but the truth is I'd rather just masturbate as I find it more enjoyable.

No. 714704

I feel like I abuse the confessions and the vent threads way too much, but ever since I discovered them it just feel so goddamn good to just get shit off my chest as they pop into my head, feels even better when at least one anon and I are on the same/similar wavelength.

No. 714717

I pretty much look exactly like Shayna and it still doesn't do shit for my weightloss.

No. 714732

I want to make a twitter so I can shit talk they/thems and complain about shitty brats and transbians invading fandoms. I want to see how long I will last. I know it's dumb and petty but since I've always hid my opinions from others on social media before deleting everything I only got ghosted by my ex online friends because they suspected I was vaguely complaining about fakebois once.

No. 714736

you dont need this kind of negativity in your life. twitter sucks, even when consumed ironically

No. 714740

Can relate, I don't even spam that much but it's very comforting to have a place to anonymously vent, feels better than just writing it down to myself even if I get zero response.

No. 714741

File: 1610713492555.jpg (117.46 KB, 1920x1080, lol.jpg)

i passed a pedobait alt pickme in followers and i didn't even have to post 100 fried hair koreaboo selfies

she acts like she is better than everyone. her best friend is an obese lesbian because she can't deal if a girl looks better than her. spergs out on twitch to get followers for her shitty art that is shamefully amateur for being an art student.
tons of failed relationships with mediocre scrotes she posts cutesy pics with before they go cheat on her.

No. 714750

I lasted one day anon. Good luck if you do make one. Make sure to not call urself shit like "man-eater" because twitter hates it

No. 714756

When I said I wonder how long I could last I meant that I wonder how fast I'll be banned for being problematic. It's just morbid curiosity.

No. 714757

All these confessions about farmers secretly resenting their friends are so unpleasant. Get friends you actually like, anon, resentment will do you no good.

No. 714758

Like i've said, only one day for me lol

No. 714760

My dad would hold me down by choking me or putting his knee firmly on my back making it hard to breathe while he spanked me till it was blue. It happened when I was a kid to a teen and none of my other siblings got it. He would do it when mom wasn't around to stop him usually. One of my siblings would purposefully lie about scenarios so I'd get hit. I'd cry during it but I guess he didnt care. He later tried to treat me like his favorite as if all those years didnt happen. I dont talk about it because everyone remembers him as a good guy but I dont understand how you can go from laying hands on a kid to saying they're the best one.

No. 714761

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I like wearing vests.

No. 714803

Happy to see you back anon!

I have a few questions for you:

>apparently she has posted a few things that are incriminating about a people on the server, possibly including Discord guy.

Do you know what type of incriminating behaviors was he accused of in those messages? Can you tell us ?

>He also began to suspect that someone on the server is lowkey stalking him

>he dropped the subject altogether

Wait, so does it mean that he is ok with you being stalkerish? You said before that he really craved attention, are you trying to feed his ego to make him lower his guard ?

>His words made me very happy, I couldn't sleep at all while I was thinking about it.

You said you didn't love him, did you change your mind after spending more time with him ?

Anyway, good luck with whatever you are trying to do anon and be careful

No. 714807

meee toooooooooooooooooooooo

No. 714809

I feel like a fake bisexual because I'm not into butch women. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against them, they're just not my type. Hell, a lot of the women wlw on social media gush over are not that attractive to me (Cate Blanchett and Brie Larson especially to be honest) and I feel like I'm not really bisexual and that I have internalized the male gaze for having "scrote tier" taste in women.

No. 714810

what the fuck is wrong with your father? absolutely unhinged. im sorry anon, thats not even just regular spanking, that's torture. i hope you're okay.

No. 714813

I love butch women, pretty much only butch women. And I've been told it's because I must secretly want men lol. You can't win either way

No. 714814

AYRT and yes, unfortunately that is so true. Hell, I've even seen so-called lesbians (albeit on an anonymous forum so it's not that unlikely for them to have been actually scrotes) say butch women are ugly and should just transition to men. It sucks that even as lesbians and bisexual women we keeps judging each other and nitpicking at our orientations when hetero society already keeps doing that.

No. 714819

When I was like 13-15 I was really into naruto fanfiction and ended up finding these fucked up pedo fanfictions on AO3. It did not help that I also looked at loli/shotashit and chatted up 50 year old men on omegle. What the fuck was I thinking? I think I developed a fetish for older men or gross power dynamics because I definitely wasn't attracted to children. I've developed severe guilt over it that I'm pretty sure it's not ever going to go away. Am I completely irredeemable?

I wish I grew up in the 90s because then I wouldn't have had unsupervised access to the internet. I'm pretty sure some creep has my pictures somewhere.

No. 714834

in my early teens i saw this homemade porn made by some girl and it was honestly 100% not meant to be uploaded and shared anywhere, she probably just sent it to one person and he uploaded it on the internet and it still makes me feel so so bad that i watched it, i felt i had invaded her privacy. i've stopped watching porn for years but knowing that i watched something not meant for me at all. terrible.

No. 714835

I switched bedrooms yesterday and planned on dismantling my metal ikea bed frame in order to fit it through the doorways and down the hall, around a turn etc. I went out and bought a set of Allen keys because I lost the one that came with the bed… I bought the wrong ones. The store I was in didn't have other ones. I decided to get a manual saw and saw the metal built-in headboard off thinking it might fit through then.

It took two hours to get my rusty old manual saw to saw through metal. I did it. I felt amazing when it finally came off. I went to drag the rest of the bed down the hall and it fit! Then it just fell apart mid drag.. All my vigorous sawing had loosened and bent screws in other parts of the frame. There's no fixing it.

I ruined my year old bed frame, I hurt from sawing for hours. My mattress is on the floor and Im left with a broken bed frame that'll take up room in my house til I pay for its disposal.

This is the kind of dumb shit that I do

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