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No. 705681
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I am watching some true crime thing ”Twisted Sisters” and there’s this lady who was someone close to the victim and she sounds so fucking drunk or pillheaded, it’s making me umcomfortableeeeeeeee. Makes me guess she couldn’t do this sober or maybe she was the one who had their kids taken away, idk haven’t payed attention
No. 705684
>>705671They're obsessed with the concept of cleanliness which they use synonymously to describe beauty. Similar to western sayings like "Cleanliness is next to godliness."
Makes sense that spraying water on your ass to get rid of shit might do a better job than paper. But is it more sanitary? Not necessarily:
>The repetitive use of a "type water jet on a high-pressure setting for an enema, can weaken the capability for self-evacuation of the Washlet user, which can lead to more serious constipation." If a Washlet high-pressure water jet is used on the anus repeatedly, it may cause excessive cleanliness, prompting other bacteria to adhere around the anus, causing skin disease (inflammation) around the anus. Some proctologists in Japan have named this "Washlet Syndrome" (ウォシュレット症候群, woshuretto shoukougun) or "Warm-water toilet seat Syndrome" (温水便座症候群, on-sui ben-za shoukougun).It's equitable to how people overwash their faces thinking the excessive cleanliness will clear up their skin but overall they make it worse.
No. 705806
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I can't stand when I open a thread and it's obvious that the main people shitting on a cow are like, failed versions of that cow, instead of just observers having a laugh. It's the worst in the camgirl threads.
Some girls really sit down to write dissertations on pussy wrinkles, start comparing the cow's pussy to their sister or cousin's pussy (Alabama shit), and rage that the poor, innocent coomer males subscribed to someone's OF are getting scammed because the content isn't in glorious 4K with professional lighting. Just go to her comment section and drop a link to your own shit already, don't make us all suffer.
No. 705846
>>705806My god, this. It's the case with all the e-thot and artist cow threads. In the e-thot threads it's endless pussy lip nitpicking and going through the OF content with a magnifying glass to find one zit or broken nail to point and laugh at or bitch about the photo quality or the OF pricing or some stupid shit. It's so fucking sad I can't deal with it, how do these people function?
And with artist cows it's people endlessly doing their shitty redraws that are just as bad as the original and then having a meltdown when their super funny amazing parody fanart didn't make it to the next thread image. Leave your personality disorders at the door thanks.
No. 705876
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i wonder if anti mask people were also against children wearing halloween costumes with masks
No. 705894
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mfw I am fed up and hurt a man’s feelings and he doesn’t want to talk to me anymore
No. 705997
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recently when I sleep on the left side of my bed my body twitches and jumps like crazy plus I have trouble breathing, it feels like i'm being possessed tbh. but if I sleep on the right side everything is normal except for some dizziness but that might be from tinnitus.
No. 706054
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Youtubers are spewing out their end of the year woe-is-me crap about how hard this year has been on them and I love hate watching them all.
>>"I know others have it worse, but people need to know that us youtubers have it though too you guys!"
You literally have the easiest job in the world. If you don't enjoy it, fucking quit and get a job at some big corporation or McDonald's and see how much of a crybaby you're gonna be when you realize you can't just stay at home feeling bad because you're procastinating on a task that you set for yourself.
Worst is their viewers and the comments coddling them and praising them for being so open about their mental health.
>>"My mother died of cancer, but poor youtubeman, he felt burned out doing what he loves, my sweet baby boi!"
I don't understand how these people can pretend like they're saints for putting out videos and getting burnt out on doing them. If you're getting burned out, you're doing something wrong and should manage your time better. It's really not that hard.
No. 706103
>>706054“YouTube burnout” is such shit anyway. Burnout can happen in many careers, it’s not unique to YouTube but other people don’t throw pity parties over it. They also have so many benefits to their job compared to other high-stress careers (I don’t consider YouTube high-stress, just writing from their deluded perspective).
2020 was a shit year for most of the world so they can fuck off complaining, but career-wise the majority of youtubers should have been thriving. Most of them sit at home anyway, their distractions were limited, their (potential) audience spending more time fucking about online. There are so few people that have done well out of this pandemic but youtubers should have been among them.
No. 706168
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love you girls i hope you all have an amazing 2021. now that covid is expiring everything will be amazing and we will all be happy stacies
No. 706234
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um what the fuck?
No. 706240
>>706234…Did they spill their
period disc and make a dramatic post about it?
No. 706246
>>705671It's not Asia only, my country (Finland) also has them installed everywhere. They're pretty handy imo for exactly this reason
>>705678 and cleaning up after a messy period.
No. 706366
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES
It's the cow or bull year, so hopefully there's gonna be a great year for lolcow kek
Love you all! especially borzoifags and driverspergs
No. 706372
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There’s this poster on /soc/ who takes people’s pictures from “rate” threads, photoshops their necks really long, and then pretends to be them. I love them so much.
No. 706376
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So… I was looking through the blog of an ex-friend of mine. I want to believe that this is just a tinfoil and I'm just overthinking, but something just feels wrong now.
Context, I was "friend" with this person on Tumblr, he had a strange thing for keep calling himself a minor, I'm not even that old so I guess it wasn't that weird for us. He was a nice person, he liked anime and videogames, so he used to interact with a lot of communities and proudly show me his edits. But as time went on, he… started to change.
He started to push many friends to the side, putting their names in DNI lists and constantly trash talk them if they used the "incorrect" pronouns for a character. He began to use 3 sets of pronouns and made his Discord server private, so I couldn't access it.
He kept getting into fights with random people over ships and I couldn't exactly reach to him because he would start saying that "You can't say anything, you're cishet".
I guess my end point was when another blog became target of harrasment due to, again, making jokes about a ship that the woke side of the fandom doesn't like, he joined the harrasment even when that person almost commited suicide, and… he thought that it was deserved, because those shipping jokes were more important to him than the person's life. I didn't want to keep interacting with him, I didn't feel like being his friend anymore.
Fast forward months later, I wanted to see what he has been up to. His blogs hadn't been active ever since months, he even tried start a blog with another person, where he… skinwalked one of the friends he DNI-ed, but what concerned me was the other person. They are another of his new "friends", that person is very annoying and as far as I knew before, a "Bigender" that won't stop complaining about fandom stuff, but now I found out that they are much older than him, even older than me in fact. Then I decided to read all of his past posts with that person…
Now that I see all of those messages altogether, I got scared, they read as somewhat manipulative guilt tripping, many of the type "Good to know that you don't interact with x anymore, I knew you were mature enough to side with me Smiley face"
Maybe I'm paranoic, but I'm starting to feel like if he didn't push us to the side by his own, but rather that the other person was manipulating him.
My mind doesn't stop going on circles about how this is my fault, about how I could stop this. I always knew that I couldn't reach him, but I keep thinking that I should have tried harder. I may be overthinking this, and I know many people may said that it's not my responsability to take care of a random kid who probably hates me now, but I still feel guilty.
No. 706386
>>705668>>706155>>706151Ok so update, I'm someone who is not at all receptive to medication or caffeine. Yet for some reason this gave me a really strong reaction. I've been unbelievably anxious since I took it to the point where my anxiety turned into rage and I actually ended up having a full fledged emotional meltdown. I'm not joking. I have no fucking idea why this set me off. I do have issues with anxiety and depression but I was literally taking this because it was said to help with those, not make shit worse.
Maca is proven to heighten libido, and enlarge breasts and butt. So like.. if you take it once and don't feel bad, It's worth continuing.
No. 706404
>>706385I feel this, I messaged my ex at 5am we're both stupid asking if he wanted to video call
We're both stupid
No. 706436
>>706372>>706374nta but no bitch it's funny. These guys deserve to be fucked with, I wonder if it pisses them off. idek how I'd respond to that being done to me
on that note, why do scrotes post selfies to 4chan? why would you ever do that?!
No. 706447
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>>706372Subtle photoshopping to mess with people is peak hilarity tbh
No. 706470
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Finally worked up the courage + crafted the perfect Friend Finder post for myself only to just find out the thread's been permanently locked
No. 706475
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The anons in the Belle Delphine thread are so deranged it's funny. This honestly reads like a copypasta meme and reminds me of that one batshit anon who was posting in the vent/whatever thread how she wants to kill herself because Belle Delphine is making a million a month and she's not.
No. 706480
This is a bit of a dumb self realisation but I'll go ahead and express it anyway.
I broke up with my bf a while ago, we stayed friends because he's the only one I have in this area, the relationship dwindled down to basically platonic and COVID doesn't really facilitate new friendships. Like I don't feel anything romantic for him anymore and it's comfortable, you know?
But it's funny. Now that i'm seeing him through the lens of a friend instead of boyfriend, it's like my self esteem and standards are higher? Like behavior that I would blame myself for I now see is fully on him? For example sometimes when I ask a question in person he'll straight up not reply. When we dated, I'd think maybe I'm annoying him too much and try alleviate the awkwardness by repeating the question and acting like he didn't hear me, or glossing over it. But he does it now and I'm like wow, rude AF. And I'll sit and wait, and I'll say something like "uhhh, I asked you a question".
And you know what? He gives me fucking attitude. Due to that and similar stuff I sat him down and basically said he can be a bad friend due to above example and he's rolling his eyes and shit, as if I was his gf nagging at him (which obv is still terrible behavior). Once I got the point across that I won't put up with it and I would cut him off for being a bad friend, he was remorseful. And it's the same with hanging out. Sometimes he'll act like he'd rather be doing anything else if I suggest some activity, he'll sigh and say "ugh fine". Before it'd make me anxious and glad he's still willing, but now I'll say "sounds like you're not on board, we can hang out another time and I'll do this alone" and he's so quick to backtrack and show more enthusiasm. It's like fuck off with the mind games thanks.
But what was strange to me was that I seemed to make a clear distiction that having him as a friend is completely voluntary and if it doesn't fit with my life or is more negative than positive I'd just drop him. But then I know logically that's also the case for romantic relationships, but I don't act like it. You know? As if I should expect to sacrifice more of my self esteem and put up with more shit from a bf. As if bad behaviour is something to deal with in a bf until it can be slowly corrected. Why am I this way?
He's a bit of a shit friend, and once I get more close friends (which is in the works), I'll likely distance myself if he hasn't improved. I made the realisation that he probably has no close friends because he's an asshole. But I think I did this cognitive dissonance thing where I excused his behaviour with social incompetence, lack of experience etc etc for his behavior, because I don't date assholes.
But like why the difference in standards for myself? It's so dumb.
Lessons learned for 2021 I guess.
No. 706481
>>706480I think it's because we're taught to value romantic love more than friendship. True love and a relationship is considered a goal, whereas friends are just something people have.
It's something a lot of people do, especially when they're younger. They throw away friends for boyfriends or they put their boyfriend before their friends.
Don't feel dumb, most people have different standards for different people and recognising and evaluating them is a part of growing up. We never stop learning!
No. 706490
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Ye
No. 706526
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>>706490Is this feeder shit?
No. 706680
>>706670but old men are so hot anon
>>706667>I have a designer custom made pussythat's what trannies call their rot caves
No. 706702
>>706561uuuuughhhhh i agree w this as both a bi woman and a woman with A cup boobs that are already on the small side of an A. but srsly, it feels so fucking shitty to see this stuff as a woman with actually small tits.
i've been so adamant for so long to never ever let that shit get to me and to never doubt my own femininity/confidence bc of having small boobs, and it doesn't get to me for the most part, but the one thing that always
triggers me endlessly is other people fetishising small tits and then… not even knowing what small tits fucking are. it makes me feel so bad about myself for a while - like, it literally makes me feel like a boy? i feel like it strips away so much of my femininity if that makes sense? like how unfeminine do you have to be to have too small tits for even scrotes who fetishise that shit, idk.
then i remember scrotes are literally braindead and having big boobs sucks and i'm okay again, kek. but i feel u anon, it's a weird experience (and just generally sexy pics or whatever of women w small boobs is so fucking hard to find)
No. 706722
>>706688Anon it's obviously a joke. Like oohh scawwy 2020 never ended, it's December 32nd now instead of January first!
It's just that american date system is stupid so the day comes after the month
No. 706723
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Talking about lolcow in a Facebook group is peak dumbass shit.
No. 706728
>>706723That's from Lolcow? What thread?
Also, kek at that anon essentially ending up getting doxxed for mentioning Lolcow on main.
No. 706820
>>706700This 100%, I've seen men who have ugly fat girlfriends go on and call Victoria secret models or attractive actresses ugly and it's shocking
My theory is the men who get into fat worship culture is that they've been brainwashed by facebook Karen's who have nonstop called any woman smaller than her flat (even if it's not true) and reposting the same "fat girls ftw more cushion for the pushing" memes
Women who do it are extremely insecure and figured putting other women down and spreading lies (uwu fertile fatties bigger tits is smarter) is easier than putting down McDonald's and going for a walk that isn't to the fridge or walmart parking lot
Imagine being brainwashed by the laughing stock of society - Karen's, men are so pathetic
No. 706845
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>>706820>i-i-it was KARENS who meme'd men into liking fat women!1!!!1!LMAO, can you anons get any more pathetic than this? So what if a niche category of men like fat women? They've always been around.
Honestly it sounds like some of you can't get over the fact that not every man is going to like your body type. Who cares? You know, 'CONVENTIONALLY' attractive women are called so because–get this–they're the most popular choice that men find attractive. You can't fucking stand that 1% that's going to find the fattie more attractive than you, huh? The irony is that you sound so fucking insecure legitimately complaining about this.
>>706836>I know a guy who has a girlfriend who looks like a literal doll with an hourglass figure and cheats on her with death fats, it's insane.Because the cheating would be less harmful if he was porking a more attractive woman, right.
Imagine being threatened by this and believing this to be an issue worth venting about. Mental.
No. 706865
>>706848Getting IVF or artificially inseminated is possible but also very hard and very expensive. Then people will look down upon the woman who does it for being a single mother
I know who my ideal sperm donor would be or at least what he'd look like but I doubt I could ever afford it. If I don't find a suitable guy by 35 then I'm going the IVF route if I can afford it by then
No. 706883
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Unpopular opinion; women should be about to rant or vent about their experiences without an anon butting in each and every time about how "this rarely/doesn't happen"
Yes men are fucking retarded about womens bodies, especially as of lately with fat fetishization becoming more common and not just a "niche group" like the anon claimed, yes people are allowed to scoff at men with attractive gfs who cheat with fat women, sure theories on why this happens may seem weird or outlandish but ffs can we literally vent on anything at all pertaining to womens bodies without the "you're exaggerating" anons coming in?
No. 706888
>>706883sage for samefag but but there were 120 MILLION results related to "my boyfriend wants me to gain weight"
that is an insane number for anyone to deny that it's just "niche" for men to pressure their girlfriend into eating disorders/obesity
especially due to the fact that (obviously) most of these are young american and british women between the ages of 14-30, and these are just the ones that made public posts, not even including the following comments of women agreeing that they've had similar experiences, other forums and imageboards that weren't included in the search results, women that simply didn't open up about their experience (which would probably be several times as much as search results) or other results that were of similar scenarios but did not show up because of how I worded the search
inb4
>well what if they were all anorexic/severely underweightvery little westeners are truly underweight, even if every single underweight american(male and female) made a post (about 5 million americans, and thats rounding up) there would still be 115 million posts about women saying there is pressure from their SOs to gain weight
now that this is established can the "this is just a niche group of men" PLEASE shut the fuck up when women come in to vent about the pressure to be obese in their society
No. 706890
>>706883Your screencap doesn't prove anything. One could easily search 'my bf wants me to lose more weight even though I'm healthy.' Instead of blaming women (sorry,"Karens") for what men like, maybe you should consider that men are just shit and say whatever about your body (this is called negging) to keep you on your toes because they like seeing how you desperately perform and change for them. Hold men accountable for their bullshit instead of blaming other women, and I'm sure that vent would have been taken more seriously instead of being looked at like bait.
Your example of being upset that boyfriends cheat on their hot gfs with fatties was pathetic because you're equating being fucked to being desired. You're angry that a fat woman is desired over a hot one. Even though the pain of being cheated on with an even hotter woman would be worse for you because it would be a sign that you're inadequate. And you'd be wrong in both cases because cheating is a sign of weak character of the cheater and disrespect of the person the cheater cheats on. It has nothing to do with looks of the other person.
If women could actually brainwash poor men into liking certain shit, then we would have meme'd them into showing the majority of us some fucking respect by now.
If you're not posing convincing arguments, then you look like you just want an echo chamber telling anyone else to "shut up."
No. 706895
>>706890>that doesn't prove anythingit literally does
>One could easily search 'my bf wants me to lose more weight even though I'm healthy.' I did, it has 118 million search results
>Instead of blaming women (sorry,"Karens") for what men likeare you really going to deny women can't brainwash men into liking certain things? do we need to time machine you back to every decade where men would simply go for whatever people tell them to like? were you born yesterday?
> should consider that men are just shit and say whatever about your body (this is called negging) to keep you on your toes because they like seeing how you desperately perform and change for them. Hold men accountable for their bullshit instead of blaming other women, and I'm sure that vent would have been taken more seriously instead of being looked at like bait. why would women venting about pressure to look a certain way be seen as "bait" by anyone?
on top of that you say it happens because of negging, then deny it happens, like ???
>Even though the pain of being cheated on with an even hotter woman would be worse for you because it would be a sign that you're inadequate.I wasn't the one who posted that
>>706893>most men don't actually do this! 1/3rd of the american population are just losersokay… but losers are still men, and most men are infact losers, therefore women who encounter losers (aka most women) are allowed to vent about things such as feeling pressure to be unhealthy to appease men, now can we stop this and just let women vent or?
No. 706902
>>706899okay… but if women feel like there is a pressure from people around them to gain weight or become overweight or obese then why can't women discuss things that happen in their own culture?
for example - I'm southern, Most guys I know like fat girls, put down skinny girls, and encourage women to be fat. Am I not allowed to vent about this issue because "it's just a small group"?
and we aren't talking about feeders, there is fat culture going on, fat fetishizing is becoming more common
>>706901Childish
No. 706912
>>706908then you're probably from a more urban area than me, and that's fine, but what is the point of shutting me down about my concerns and experiences just because you don't experience it yourself?
>I've never seen men actively standing there with a box of Bojangles trying to get their girlfriends or wives to gain weightwell duh, just like in japan with the skinny obsession you, as I am hoping, a young female, a man probably won't come to you and be like "yeah I am totally trying to get my girlfriend to lose weight"
chances are the topic won't come up, however if you have a close relationship with women, you might encounter what I have encountered, which is pressure from men and women to lose weight
that being said I'm 5'5 at 140 lbs and even I have experienced pressure to gain weight from boyfriends and other women in my life, and I have also witnessed other already obese women being enabled and skinny or average sized women being encouraged to gain well. This is my experience, if you do not believe me then move on. But ffs lolcow is literally one of the only places I feel like I genuinely vent about the
toxic culture in my area, don't take it from me
No. 706917
>>706915>Gaining weight is not conventional or popular in mainstream society and that's that.and that's fine, people are allowed to vent about fucked up things that happen in their own communities even if it's not mainstream
I'm not saying I'm a
victim, it just worries me about people in my area or who live in areas that are similar mine
and I will again ask you - what is the point of trying to shut me down just because what I personally experience isn't mainstream?
No. 706922
>>706920I mean do you communicate with men often? I work in a mostly male field and have gotten a lot of shit. I'm mostly muscle and have visible abs and biceps with large muscle thighs and a generous chest and have been called "skinny as fuck" on dating apps from men in my area, had men in my area show genuine concern and accuse me of having an eating disorder, have had several men say "I'm too skinny with no tits/ass" just to name a few. Women are just as bad about it but I never been called flat or too skinny by anyone who wasn't obese and from my area outside of a shitty boyfriend I had from 15-20.
Once I moved to a bigger, nicer and actual city on the west coast things were a lot better but I did still notice fat culture creeking up but no one would even consider me flat chested/too skinny/no ass or anything unless they were blind
men in my area are shit but god damn let me vent
No. 706943
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>>706924>some deranged scrotes on 4chanSee, the thing about those guys is they never touched a woman and never will.
wanted a meme for this so I made one.
No. 706963
>>706953same tbh
at my lowest weight I was a full C, which imo was propotional for my body, when I gained weight I was a DD/DDD, then I lost weight and my boobs stayed the same, the only time I wasn't considered flat/small boobed in my life was when I was at my heaviest and then when I lost weight the flat comments started coming back despite the fact scrotes said I was a big tiddy goddess at my heaviest and have the same size as I do now
given I fucking hated being fat, I couldn't wear like 90% of clothes and felt literally rotten on the inside and greasy
contrarian anons aside, it seems when I'm fat and feel like shit about myself men treated me tons better (not a flattering pear/hourglass fatty mind you I was an apple) than when I am fit or skinny
I honestly don't know how people can handle staying fat for men, I started to feel the harsh affects in my brain, heart, stomach and uterus within the first couple of months of being fat. I could never live like that again, I'd rather stay single forever than to not be able to do my favorite hobbies just so scrotes get off
No. 706966
>>706951eh, but of course you are going to know the ones who do. the majority (who don't because they are ugly and antisocial) are still virgins, that's what an incel is. you know less of them because they're unsocial.
not denying there's a growing number with gfs though. you make a fair point for them. I think it's because more guys go on the internet and fall down that rabbit hole, including those who were almost "normies", and also the girls who think 4chan is an untapped edgy market so they get with them. I guess you are right though, at least calling them virgin incels angers the ones who are lol.
No. 706969
>>706943>the majority (who don't because they are ugly and antisocial) are still virgins, that's what an incel is. you know less of them because they're unsocial.you didn't say incel, ontop of that online relationships are extremely common which tends to be a shitshow for every single woman involved unless she's scamming or catfishing
>who think 4chan is an untapped edgy market so they get with them.yep, ontop of that YA fiction fetishized the shit out of mysterious anti social dudes so you have girls flinging themselves at the school shooter type
I'm glad FDS is growing at least, women need a fucking wakeup call before the norm is incels who have harems of women
No. 706971
>>706969online relationships don't always count imo unless they meet irl. idk that shit is 7/10 times
abusive and misleading it seems to me.
also I did put incels in the meme but not the anon I replied to, it wasn't clear so ok.
I wish there was something better than fds, I don't think it's so healthy but it's something at least. yeah young girls these days are in a rough spot.
No. 707010
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>>707007Same anon - "Get the gall" is a real term, right? I looked it up after posting but it really only have me results for Hopper saying it A Bug's Life.
No. 707037
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>>707016How the hell are thoses "small"??
No. 707043
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>>707037they are pretty big esp for her frame
No. 707058
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>>707052>Obviously naturally large breasts like hers aren’t constantly perky and gravity-defyingEmrat's boobs are fake but, they are perky? I get what you're trying to say but she's not a good example of non-perky boobs lol
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>>707063You mean pic? Tbh this doesn't prove anything cause her boobs are small here, which tbf she was 14, but it doesn't prove her boobs are real cause they're nowhere near the size they are now. Her boobs do look super natural though so, if they're fake her surgeon is amazing.
No. 707068
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>>707067Now that I think about it, most pics comparing her breasts before and after just look like with and without a bra so, idk, maybe they are natural.
No. 707073
>>707067Wasn’t she like on that Nickelodeon show in her teens? I think she’s lying and this is her at like 18 or something. It is funny because this pic is literally what new implants look like. Then a year or so after surgery they drop and “fluff” out and look more natural
It’s also possible she had a fat transfer or implants, then got them removed in the past few years, so they look much smaller and normal these days
No. 707081
>>707079Like I said she probably isn’t 14, she just knows that she’s famous for her boobs so she’s making up excuses to try to prove they’re real. Someone with actual real tits probably wouldn’t have even responded to the “they’re fake!!” accusations.
Reminds me of Kim K lying about her obvious ass implants or fat injection or whatever she got done. It’s all bullshit
No. 707087
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>>707075Doubt it. She prob got a fat transfer, or well done implants
No. 707098
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Little ot from the boob talk but I saw people calling her a butterface when she first got big and was like nah, but actually after seeing more normal pics, I see it. Almost looks like a troon in candids
No. 707135
>>707011If you think it doesn't happen just drop it and leave it alone. What's even the point of claiming several upon several women are lying about their own experiences? No shit women who live in rural mississippi isn't going to experience the same thing as an anon living in Vancouver, just like women who live in africa is going to be pressured to look the same way as someone who lives in Japan but that doesn't mean they're not pressured to look a certain way (not saying this is where everyone is from)
I swear to God it's like you anons think it's your life duty to be contrainians, how exactly do you think most of the western world for obese if there is little to no people encouraging obesity in healthy folks? Or better question; when will the "this doesn't happen" anons who feel the need to infight over every single claim anons make just get banned already?
No. 707139
>>706971Maybe, but that doesn't mean the vast majority of women who are exposed to the internet at an early age (if we're honest here, it's majority of lolcow) aren't groomed and most of the time have had online relationships
They're shit shows for sure, half the time it's some 20s-30s loser trying to trap some poor young girl and use what they've been indoctrinated by to groom them just to manipulate those girls into nudes, sexual favors, or simply just stringing along several young girls for years to asspat their ego by manipulating them into being slaves
No. 707144
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>>707143And another fucking thing…
What the fuck is incredible about this? Oh wow, a FTM troon who has a vagina gave birth. It would be one thing of this were an actual man but there's simply nothing special about someone who has had a vagina since birth giving birth.
No. 707187
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I almost died thinking I wouldn’t be able to play my Chinese husbando gacha game and i felt like the void was consooming my soul.
No. 707198
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Browsing online dating profiles is my favorite mobile game
No. 707228
>>707199Assuming being a mom was always part of their plans, in a way being 'obsessed' about their kid is appropriate and how things should be. At least for the first few years of the kid's life. It seems like those kids who have moms who super care about them are more likely to be developmentally advanced and have less adverse childhood experiences. A friend of mine occasionally posts about her hobbies, but it's clear her kid is #1 and the child seems very happy and intelligent for it. Hobbies can be picked up and dropped off at any time, but fucking up a kid because the moms didn't interact enough or give them enough attention is for life. I just can't begrudge them, I'd pick my kid over a YT channel too and I'd only salvage it if it was a major part of my income.
I will agree that it's unhealthy to stay focused on your kid forever though. My opinion is probably really unpopular here though.
No. 707270
>>707262Exactly. I could see what anons mean if they become one of those family blog channels
which Imo is wrong because your invading your kids privacy and sharing every moment of their life before they're even old enough to talk and exposing them to all kinds of creeps on the web but I don't think anons here realize how much a time a child can take up in a parents life, and I say that as someone with no kids. It's not weird for people to post a lot about a little person they literally take care of 24/7. Let parents be excited about their kids ffs, and if you don't want to see it then just don't. It's not hard to avoid or block social media accounts.
reposted because my dumb ass spoilered wrong No. 707271
>>707269No one is saying that, but there's literally no denying there is a baby boom. On top of that most people are literally only having kids because of the most selfish and narcissistic reasons possible
>Oh I was bored and wanted a reason to live>Because pregnancy is sexy>My SO wanted to>Because I'm a super trad waifu>I'm probably going to die soon and want kidsAnd so on. Ask a couple/woman why they had a child and chances are there was not a single decent reason to bring a baby into an already overpopulated society with a grocery list of major issues
No. 707287
>>707276You seriously can't think of a reason that isn't selfish? Not "I want to raise them to do good things" or "to carry on the family business" or "to teach talents"?
No one hates mom's just for existing except maybe incels, but you have absolutely decent defense as to why it's a great idea to have children in an over populated area with tons of other issues
No. 707298
>>707289>>707289>>707289No, because that contributes to society, "I'm going to die soon and pregnancy is trad and sexy" is not
>>707292If you live in a small town or country with not a lot of people, but most of these people are Americans, there is 101 problems due to overpopulation as of right now
Tbh I highly suggest you educate yourself on how shitty overpopulation can become. And have a decent educated defense outside of "it's none of your business and it makes them happy"
No. 707307
File: 1609624512334.png (76.51 KB, 180x281, 61BA89D6-B65C-4FF8-B4FC-FADEF5…)
I want another subject. I saw picrel on the internet and think he looks cool as fuck in this outfit
No. 707314
>>707271nta but I want to chime in because I've been giving this a lot of thought lately. What's interesting is that this discourse on the ethics of having children is a recent development in human history. We're depriving the world of its capacity to support life and asking "what's the point of it all anymore". In the past having children was a necessary aspect of a life well lived. Today we're skeptical of whether life is worthwhile in itself at all, in the face of pain, misery, disaster, and hopelessness. We can weigh the pros and cons of having children, yes there are a lot of good reasons not to have them right now, I completely agree. But I would also argue that life is neither a gift or a burden of duty. Life is meaningful when we commit to projects, relationships, take on responsibilities, allow things to matter to us. As an extension of that, yes our situation is hopeless, but by accepting that we're in desperate straits, we can act resolutely to it.
No. 707321
>>707316exactly lol I only got into this because someone said it's "not healthy" for people to gush about their cute kids. as if it's abnormal, when people
should be passionate for their family.
I feel like some of you see kids pictures on fb and start seething that they shouldn't be born and their moms are selfish pickmes. that is what's kinda unhealthy
No. 707331
>>707323>>707323>>707323Don't get offended but women have the power to abort, take plan b and so on. Everyone makes mistakes yes but you're pregnant for 9 months, the first few weeks you can get an abortion. If you support my body my choice it is also the responsibility of the person carrying the child to decide if that child is going to be able to have a decent life. Men can wear condoms just like women can wear birth control, but it's in women's power if for some reason mistakes were made, that the woman can abort if needed
Obviously this doesn't apply for women who don't have easy access to abortion or family issues or whatever issue may arise. But please don't treat women like they are retarded children.
No. 707341
>>707331Obviously it's the responsibility of both parties to prevent pregnancies but the issue is you're acting like it's the womans sole responsibility. Men are responsible for leaving before or after the child is born. The man can wear a condom, get a vasectomy, get a plan b for the woman etc etc… Not to mention the shame from other people and mental distress woman can go through from terminating. Just because a woman carries the child doesn't mean that it's only her responsibility. It takes two to tango, so both need to be responsible.
I'm honestly just tired of women being expected to take all the blame for decisions men also have to make. Men aren't innocent beings who don't know what they're doing. They know the risk is having unprotected sex. They know if they will abandon a child or not. They know how to prevent pregnancy.
No. 707364
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Dragostea Din Tei (aka Numa Numa Yay song) was so overplayed back then and actually I know the lyrics phonetically. Like I could sing it without understanding Romanian at all.
No. 707374
>>707354I wish I could relate, I looove healthy food and have been trying to stick to it, but I can't stop enjoying sugary, greasy, fatty junk food. As soon as I eat it again it sets me off on a binge because I'm reminder how delicious it is.
That said I don't miss McDonalds or other fast food of that type, it's low tier as far as garbage food goes.
No. 707385
File: 1609632348070.jpg (94.26 KB, 720x955, FB_IMG_1609271862336.jpg)
I cycle between being super excited that I've reached my first goal of losing 10kg and being sad that I am still fat as fuck and have 20kg more to go
No. 707392
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> I ask people on my countrys reddit where can i get a delivery of some super spicy food
> half of them start bashing on me, screaming how its PANDEMIC and how they BET that all the deliveries are CLOSED like in their towns
> They don't even know that capital where I live in has always had delivery services and now there are more options with pandemic, that including delivery-only restaurants
> they still kept mocking me on how i dare to order during pandemic
> the nearest grocery store is 1hr from me so i just want to eat my delivered food in peace
Has Reddit always been like this? Or am I really in the wrong?
No. 707407
File: 1609635613831.jpeg (31.29 KB, 791x791, 842A6CBE-701C-4836-8AB4-BE7DCC…)
Lately I find myself wanting to go to Hawaii. I just want to drink some sweet drinks and get a killer tan on the beach. Maybe walk through the jungle or whatever until I start to get paranoid and go back to the beach kek
No. 707409
File: 1609636091726.jpg (124.33 KB, 540x540, T91QpAY.jpg)
>Be me
>Hate-follow this person
>"I'm going to change my theme!"
>Interested, person has been boring recently so why not?
>Fastforward yesterday
>New theme based on a fan-character
>Looks ugly as hell
>Fan-character looks ugly as hell to begin with
>Actually hard to look at
>Okay then, no more reason to keep up with this person.
No. 707423
File: 1609641539292.png (113.64 KB, 500x293, damnitfeelsgoodtobeagangsta.pn…)
>>707399Let's ride the waves together, anon
No. 707439
>>707430Wasn't he also schizophrenic, or was that a different anon?
It would be cool if we could be trusted to not bully each other if we got to know our board friends, but then also I like everyone bring anonymous
No. 707442
File: 1609647677200.jpg (914.91 KB, 1716x2288, kinnies.jpg)
No. 707447
>>707439I don't remember that part, but I skim a lot. That would probably make for even more interesting stories, but who knows.
>>707440Probably. Isn't that how normal relationships between people work too though?
No. 707455
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i woke up thinking about how i used to look through tumblr and stumble upon those pictures of norman reedus, thinking, oh that old surly man in a j-pop or emo wig or whatever, he must be a comedian, but no he wasn't, and it was also his actual hair IRL
No. 707456
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The sims games make me soo frustrated. I'm fuming because I spend forever trying to make sims I like, but the amount of fine tuning and customization options is TOO MUCH for my stupid head (never thought I'd hate customization). In picrew it's easier to be satisfied because you're not creating a complicated human replica, and most options are cute. I'm giving up on sims now. I always spent ages in cas but lately I can't even get to their outfits. It's usually the fucking eyes ffffffff sperg over because I realized how dumb this is
No. 707463
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>>707423It's now surpassed 24 hours since I had the first edible, and I'm still woozy
Having some great on and off dreams but holy shit I've never been high this long
No. 707491
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The mods on here are fucking degenerates. Who bans someone for a single word? I don't even have a twitter, sorry for being black and saying "chile" in passing? Actual dumb fucks kek.
No. 707499
>>707491I'm not sure how mods are supposed to know that you ARE black and not some Twitterfag. Maybe adhere to board culture, this isn't LSA.
I say this as a black person. AFAIK aave is okay but once you start using chile and sis here, anons get cranky since it doesn't fit this board's culture. Just like you wouldn't go to Twitter and randomly use faggot and retard (or kek or other imageboard terms) for no reason. That's not twitter culture so you generally wouldn't use it there.
No. 707560
File: 1609677912657.png (793.01 KB, 673x670, floppa.png)
No. 707601
>>707572Initially it made me curious enough to check her thread
which I wholeheartedly regret because it's a lot of adult women and possibly troons/men arguing obsessively and kinda cruelly over the aesthetic down to the details of the poor chick's crotch. I just have no clue why they're just kind of slapfighting about why it is or isn't okay in /meta/, or why discussing it there would change anything outside of nuking nod patience.
No. 707658
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>>707601Ngl I’ve watched it all, both sides are retarded but there’s nothing better to do kek
I know at least one is banned from /w/ for 24 hours at least so they have no where else to sperg and have now hijacked meta.
No. 707698
>>707688When it comes to hobbies, there are only two options - you either keep the same hobbies you had at 12 so that you're proficient by the time you're an adult, or you don't have a hobby. I agree with you, if someone wants to change hobbies at some point they're going to suck for a while.
sage for sperg
No. 707700
File: 1609698157695.jpg (40.16 KB, 600x500, king-triton.jpg)
King Triton is kinda…scrumptious. Now I truly understand The Little Mermaid is my favorite disney movie.
No. 707733
File: 1609701636604.jpg (2.7 MB, 2898x2898, PicsArt_01-03-09.19.34.jpg)
Maybe people are bOdYsHaMiNg kumail nanjiani because he is fucking ugly after getting ripped unlike the other marvel capefags
No. 707773
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>>707742Women’s eggs do drop significantly by age 30, but they still have tens of thousands more than they will ever be able to use.
No. 707794
>>707782I wish I had no fucking eggs wtf
Do they think it's still 1960?
No. 707877
>>707798because men's entire lives revolve around women, so the only satisfaction they can get in the modern world where we no longer need the lowest quality males to provide for us, is that after a life of living for herself and not being forced to deal with men's bullshit, a woman might regret not having the time to settle down and have kids.
tl;dr at the end of the day all men have is their relationship (or lack thereof) to women
No. 707893
>>707890You said
>I asked her if we could hangout but she declined because she said she has to take his daughters to dinner with himWhich sounds like they were left in her care? So yeah, it would be wrong if she just left them by themselves. Anyway, I agree that shouldn't be "playing mommy" if they aren't in a serious relationship.
No. 707910
>>707782it's especially surreal when you realise they like keep reinventing this same one meme too, like 'the wall', the wine aunt thing, the no eggs thing, etc. How can they expect women to look at the 7th reincarnation of this meme and see it as anything other than pure desperation from some pathetic loser who has been cut off from the chance of reproduction and is desperate to fearmonger women into settling for some loser man so that he might have a chance. It's just stupid because 1) women can have kids if they want to have kids, man or not, very very easily. Like
>>707827 said you could go to a sperm bank tomorrow and get pregnant, sperm is dirt cheap and valueless 2) even if there was truth in these attempts at fearmongering, that is still a more desirable fate to most women than reproducing with someone like that
No. 707922
File: 1609714962479.jpg (342.68 KB, 975x780, self objectification2.jpg)
As pickme-adjacent this sentiment is, I think I should give up on my ass looking aesthetically pleasing. Even if I were to start building it in the gym, my hips are quite narrow and my cheeks are covered with (what I assumed to be) faded out stretch marks ever since I was 10, which gives it a weird texture
No. 707929
>>707922I'll never get why huge asses (or any other body part) are considered aesthetically pleasing in the first place. Looks disproportionate if anything.
>>707926He seems like cryaotic 2.0
No. 707932
>>707925I find it hard to see what Megan looks like when she isn't posing and using photoshop so idk and I've never really seen faded out, textured stretch marks look good unless they belong to a woman with a pretty face
>>707929I don't like extensively large asses either, but I feel like a shapely ass can look nice
No. 707935
>>707882Most of the time women who try to preach that end up getting manipulated by men "just sharing their emotions"
Men are so pathetic, you finally live in a world where you can do whatever you want and use it to manipulate women
No. 707936
File: 1609716354226.jpg (38.15 KB, 600x800, 600full-megan-thee-stallion.jp…)
>>707932Heres an old pic of her, like you said it is hard to find photos of her not posing and she's gained some weight but, you can still see her hips aren't wide in some pics
No. 707943
>>707938my dumb monkey brain convinces me I deserve it because I'm depressed and lonely. Or I convince myself it will improve my life in some way to buy another outfit. Really need to stop though.
The last part kind of made me kek though. What are punishments that can be self-inflicted and effective. I'm just imaging someone hitting themselves repeatedly.
No. 708063
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I hate that when I develop a crush on an actor I have to watch all of his movies (obviously) but I am too transparent about because I usually like the movies, save for like 2 instances. So I keep talking about movies with the same lead or at least same deuteragonist, not suspicious at all
It only happened to two actors so far, but it's happening currently so yeah
Thank God I don't have a crush on Adam Sandler or Jonah Hill or whatever, watching all of their shitty movies would be painful
No. 708066
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I'm watching This is Us and kept thinking holy shit this guy looks so much like Samira Wiley, turns out that's his aunt. Well then!
No. 708097
File: 1609748120367.jpg (27.63 KB, 470x347, 83NVedF.jpg)
I have never seen a single episode of Arthur but I love the memes.
No. 708099
File: 1609748497591.jpeg (114.68 KB, 800x800, AE580BA7-8579-4593-B12B-1B174A…)
My prayers where heard
No. 708114
File: 1609753147744.jpg (60.93 KB, 650x650, agreed.jpg)
thanks inspirobot
No. 708123
>>708073I just don't understand why you wouldn't just shower when you're already in there washing your pussy and face, isn't it harder to not accidentally wash everywhere else at that point?
Do what you want though it's your body, although wipes are really bad for your local plumbing, the planet and your vaginal pH balance
No. 708127
>>708073Washing your entire body only takes a few minutes too?
The fact there are some people not washing their legs, feet, arms and back really disgusts me. Your whole body can harbor bacteria, not just your face and genitals.
No. 708188
File: 1609769338629.jpeg (101.79 KB, 1501x428, 3B096F60-513C-41CD-A112-27579A…)
oh to be an anon in the tinfoil thread…
No. 708221
File: 1609775757482.png (1.23 MB, 828x1792, 89CA075F-7D46-40E1-9A3C-2AABB2…)
catching up on the news and this pic unironically turned me on. this is what 0 dick does to a mf.
No. 708224
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>>708221Why is he built like that? Does his body always look like that? He looks kinda sick, reminds me of pic rel
No. 708263
File: 1609781804153.png (Spoiler Image,705.82 KB, 704x628, Capture.PNG)
Recently I've found myself looking through random moids' product reviews on wish. It's oddly fascinating, lots of them buy weird degenerate sex toys and "penis enlargement" equipment as well as sketchy pills and oils. It's insane how they review these products under their real names with a profile pic of their face, too. They could be fake accounts but a few of them have to be real. I wonder how dangerous it is to take some pill you bought from china kek. Imagine hooking up with some guy and you see his chinese penis enlargement tools on the nightstand.
No. 708264
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>>708263samefagging to add this terrifying photo. i can't believe men think this medieval torture device will work
No. 708282
File: 1609784809852.jpg (30.11 KB, 564x752, e520c05647095c83fd69cae794de24…)
My features are quite masculine and I would probably make a way hotter boy. Why
No. 708300
>>708295Because pickmes observe how "not like other girls" actual individual women are and pick up on those behaviors.
"You're a trashy pickme unlike me because I'm classy" type things annoy me
No. 708319
>>708295this. whether it's justified or not, people who judge others like that tend to hold a laughably high opinion of themselves. plus calling out pick me behavior has no benefit and is usually defended with "but then scrotes will treat
me like that!" it's the same thing as telling fat people they are unhealthy and need to exercise. just another excuse to look down on others and feel justified.
No. 708396
File: 1609798278121.jpg (2.58 MB, 2898x2898, Gapbitchboy.jpg)
accidentally posted this to the stupid questions thread, pretend you didn't see it:
After some anon posted him, his fucking face been on my timeline constantly for some reason make it stop what u order vs when it arrives
No. 708399
>>708230Same. I love the flip side of this too. Sometimes I catch myself thinking, I don't have to do this, and nobody can make me!
I hated being a child. I feel like my one ambition in life was to grow up and move the fuck out and live by myself. I've done that and now everything else is just gravy.
No. 708404
File: 1609800078851.jpg (50.59 KB, 643x631, 8GhUoew.jpg)
I've been thinking a lot about someone, and before someone calls me stupid, I'm just looking for answers but either way at the very least take this as an anecdote I haven't shared with anyone yet.
When I was younger, I was looking at pictures of asian men because hormones going crazy, I was very shy tho, so I was going through random social media sites instead of looking at actual porn sites or something. I found a few ones that directed at someone's tumblr, where that person also wrote porn, so I stayed there for a while. And the same day, out of nowhere some random guy approached me with a comic. The comic looked hand-drawn, very sketchy looking, probably made by a 15-17 year old, it didn't even had panels it was more like 5 drawings with the same "punch line".
>Faceless strawman ask to do x
>Asian guy replies that he hates doing x
>"Haha I guess I'm more japanese than you bro"
Basically, it was a Japanese American guy complaining about people and how much he hated a lot of things. For some reason he chose to complain about it with this random Internet girl, I don't know why me tho, the stuff I liked was actually pretty tame. I didn't bother looking at his blog, and as time went on I forgot about his URL, but I kind of wonder what happened to him. Assuming that he is an actual Asian American guy as he claimed to be and not a sockpuppet account. I actually tried to look up for his comic before, I went for the different tags I remember but nothing came out for me. He probably deactivated or deleted it.
Does someone knows this guy? I want to know what happened to him after many years.
No. 708419
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Topkek
No. 708428
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>>708425Wait they brought the nacho fries back?
No. 708436
File: 1609804307011.jpg (46.01 KB, 720x715, FB_IMG_1609102885091.jpg)
Watched Baby teeth on Netflix and now I'm sad and horny
No. 708440
File: 1609804600709.jpeg (60.49 KB, 640x862, sub-buzz-7586-1609710565-13.jp…)
i hate it so much
No. 708446
File: 1609805990738.gif (169.84 KB, 128x128, CORN.gif)
>>708436sorry to hear that goddess
nice frog tho
No. 708468
File: 1609809547411.jpg (6.21 KB, 275x219, 1606273026967.jpg)
>cyberstalking one of my cute coworkers
>find out that a certain RnB singer who had a few huge hits in the 2000s is his half-sister
>they have the same dad and different moms, he ran out on both their families and they don't talk to each other because of some big falling out
>mfw I've been playing her songs at work for over a year
Wonder how that makes him feel lol
No. 708479
>>708475Depends on the location.
Most fast food locations are inclined to give you the shits because the majority are employed by teens who aren't paid enough to give a shit about keeping food at the appropriate temps or washing their hands and equipment.
No. 708502
>>708478Doesn't matter really the post isn't about her and she's irrelevant now. I just think it's funny I might've been
triggering this dude by accident lol.
No. 708554
File: 1609823704591.jpg (134.95 KB, 1252x1252, 1557513710419.jpg)
why do people who haven't been in a fight a day in their lives wanna talk about breaking kneecaps on twitter? you ain't gonna do shit
No. 708556
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>>708554fuck fights lets bark to death
No. 708563
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The other night I got wine drunk while reading old Erin/other egirl threads and I thought to myself "tf. I could do this shit. My face is whatever but I'm skinny and short, I can take some thotty mirror selfies and get a few thousand followers on IG." Ofc the morning after I wince as I open my camera roll and see all my poorly lit attempts. What insta famous girls have going for them are cute aliexpress clothes and a well placed mirror that's for sure. But thanks to seeing them do it so much I've nailed a bunch of the poses that make your waist look uwu small. Thank you, egirls, for this useless talent
No. 708565
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No. 708569
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I accidentally bought Sims 4 on Steam without realizing it will only run through Windows if you do that way so now I'm having to download a virtual computer version of Windows just to play it
also gif related is me whenever I detect an infight on here right before it happens
No. 708598
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I really want to find the artist who drew and blasted rope to that picture of bakugou fucking deku's suicide ghost and find out what kind of deity was missing in their life also i've tried like 3 or 4 image searching services and none have been able to find who drew this? There's some cow potential here, maybe they Deku livestreaming his suicide to his chaturbate subs
No. 708603
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Tfw my bf constantly sends me links to cringy webtoons
No. 708619
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No. 708645
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>>708637it's in the bad art thread, but since you asked nicely
No. 708694
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God Carson looks like so much like my dad in this photo and I hate it so fucking much
No. 708707
>>708704I used to do it to have memories for the future to look back. When I started getting to busy and life shitty, I stopped lol
But some people do it to organize their thoughts and life, or also to help with mental illnesses. Some just find it relaxing.
No. 708729
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i want a gf aaaa
No. 708743
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I'm so goddamn stupid. All this time I thought "agere" was a Japanese word for their DDLG/pedo equivalent. I just realized it's literally "age regression" abbreviated
No. 708773
>>708766The tracking never even got started on it so I'm relieved in one way because it's unlikely to be with any of my nosy neighbours. Seems it went missing far away from my gossipy lil town which is mildly better l guess lol
I hate ordering toys because I swear they are always the deliveries that go wrong
No. 708839
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A coworkers is simping hard for another coworker. It's like watching a bad romcom, peak cringe was when he tried demonstrating to her just HOW high he could kick and nearly kicked her in the face. This scrote just turned 30 and acts like a middle schooler. It's hilarious and sad. She's WAY out of his league and already has a boyfriend with whom she just bought a house.
Can't wait to tune in to another episode of The Office 2021: The Simpening.
No. 708855
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God anons in /snow/, /ot/, and /meta/ are way milkier than any cow on this site.
No. 708947
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finally started reading berserk and puck is so cute uwu
No. 709000
>>708986People are nicer on that thread than on the artists salt thread.
>>708997Whenever I see an artist with no milk posted, I assume the anon that did it is just bitter. I think other people assume the same.
No. 709008
>>708704The point is whatever you want it to be. Each person has her own reason for keeping a journal, diary, scrapbook, sketchbook, whatever.
I happen to like fountain pens, inks, colored pencils, and paper, and I keep various notebooks so that I can use them each day. Also I just like jotting down what I've done or observed each day. I don't go back and look through my notebooks though unless I need to find some specific bit of info. Although I am a born note taker and record keeper, I'm more into the process of creating them and then seeing my collection of finished notebooks grow rather than reminiscing over the past.
Think of it as an elaborate way of saying "I was here".
No. 709050
File: 1609893253606.jpg (Spoiler Image,134.61 KB, 1873x574, Fuck Taxes.JPG)
I love fucking with the AI Dungeon in NSFW scenarios by doing completely SFW things. It's half past midnight, I'm 3 whiskeys in and this actually had me wheezing
No. 709060
>>709052I'm now the IRS and the accountant has failed to file his taxes properly, and owes the IRS $20k, so we're going to sell his kidney on the black market.
The AI is now a very unwilling participant in this exchange and I'm living for it.
No. 709067
>>709040>>709044>>709049I'm going to reiterate what a wise anon once said when it comes to this kind of horny denialism
"dont deny your thirst, it will only make it stronger."
No. 709125
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This morning or afternoon really, I was sleeping and wanted to get up before my mom came home so it didn't look like all I did was sleep all day kek and my fucking phone had died on me, so no alarm. Out of fucking nowhere, I clearly heard a female's voice telling me "she's gonna be here in 20 minutes, you should get up now" what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck was thaaaaaaaaaäaat shit
No. 709130
>>709128Thank you anon but please
No more
No. 709146
File: 1609910728709.jpg (23.55 KB, 499x499, 0e9.jpg)
Shame so many people rebuke pepe as an alt-right-only meme. I think he's such a funny looking little fucker
No. 709148
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>>709146I remember long long ago a psychedelic colours gif of the feels good man meme being often posted on 420chan along good vibes posts. That's the only iteration of the meme I accept.
No. 709160
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>the keyboard predictions
No. 709172
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>>709146I like him, he's just a mischievous little man.
>>709167Seems to be popular in China too apparently, sometimes I'll be browsing TaoBao and I'll just see pepe merch being recommended to me. Not sure why, my wishlist is full of jashion stuff
No. 709194
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>play duo with friend
>he keeps saying "thanks sweet cheeks" whenever i do calls and shit
>i get super fucking horny
>he jokes about making him beg to stay because season is over today
>get mad stupid horny and my coochie hot
>he goes to bed and im rubbing one out to that interaction
i fucking hate being horny
No. 709216
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>>708997>>709000Artist Salt Poster are slowly evolve into their male /ic/ crabbing counterpart
No. 709248
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Wait the friend finder thread got shut down? I wonder if I managed to get any farmer vendettas, I'm too much of a bitch to check though
No. 709314
>>709279I joined one of these
radical feminist servers and everything was alright until I said one thing to an unhinged anon. Mods said to move on and so I did. The next day I checked the off your chest thread and I knew for a fact it was that girl posting about me and not being over that altercation from a night before. Who even does that when you know everyone came from the same site? Then someone responded with caps of her embarrassing meltdown and I assume everyone thought it was me because I saw I was banned from the server while I was at work. I never made a single reply but was amused by how easily played those idiots were. Someone from the server randomly added me apologizing for the drama and instantly deleted everything they said and blocked me. I can't be 100% sure of what happened but those servers are clearly full of mental illness,shit stirrers and cliques. The best part was when I saw that there were at least 4 other fights in that thread between anons who claimed to know each other online or irl. If the person who leaked those caps is reading this props to you for getting away with what you did lol
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 709315
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>>709302If you’re that concerned about it, anonymously tip off the police via crimestoppers. The fact they already investigated the lead makes that incredibly unlikely though, they probably tested her dna or whatever to rule her out. Keep in mind how much attention the case got and how much effort was put into it. It’s unlikely they’d let her slip through the cracks.
Unrelated people can look almost identical, search twin strangers. Pic rel.
No. 709326
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>>709279Damn, really? I guess I should consider myself lucky I'm in only one farmer server and it's inactive(farmer rp and /tg/). I think everyone is too scared to talk about their interests
i am guilty of this too and have their dirt aired on lolcow for all to see. Maybe that's a good sign? Anyway, I'm sorry to all the farmers who I talked only once and I was scared to continue speaking. I only speak and play games with one of you semi-regularly, but I loved knowing you all at least briefly.
Maybe farmers just all seem intimidating to each other. Maybe it's autism. It's definitely autism.
No. 709344
>>709342God I was just going to post about bellybuttons too. I don't understand how we have them. Like I know it's from the umbilical cord falling off, but would the scar just heal? I thought babies and kids were supposed to have the best immune and healing systems, or do babies just not have enough healing power for a scar that big? Why and how do they go inside? Why would it even be bulging out in the first place?
Mine is still like half outie. I saw a video where people were pushing out their innies with their fingers and it looked so weird.
No. 709377
>>709349The fuck? I was in there years back before they purged and ghosted me for whatever reason. I never saw any shit like that.
If this is true, I'm kind of glad I'm out now. Insane.
No. 709379
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>>709349>pussy cutsJfc. Imagine being so mentally ill that you mutilate your own genitals and then boast about in a discord server. I really hope that anon is getting the therapy she needs.
No. 709380
>>709349wait, so was 'pitbull anon' someone with a thing for Pitbull, the entertainer? This whole time I thought it must have been someone
based that hated the actual dog breed.
No. 709401
>>709349Reading this I'm amazed I managed to find friends from lolcow that are completely normal people. also
>pussy cutswho the fuck does this, my god.
No. 709413
File: 1609961725265.jpg (39.31 KB, 620x460, billy.jpg)
Joe Biden, Donald Trump
Uni merch labelled as CUM
Lana del ray album party
Will Nevada please hurry
Code Geass and pubg fun
Putin may have parkinsons
The Destiel monkeys paw
OR brings drugs into law
We didn't start the fire
No. 709445
>>709436yes because they're low iq
i had to be evacuated from work because of their bullshit, in the middle of eating a muffin. annoying as fuck and now I am hungry but cant leave my apartment safely.
No. 709470
>>708750I think it's just that most of the places online where they congregated got banned so you don't hear about it as much. I think the racists are mostly in Telegram channels or Riot (Discord alternative) servers.
>>709172I was once in a store in my town's Koreatown and they had a picture of a dog in front of a Pepe mural on the wall (it was a pet store which is why it was there). I wondered if they knew about the connotations Pepe has now in the west or if they even knew it was a meme or just some cool mural.
No. 709484
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As a eurofag I was pleased when the elections were over so I wouldn’t have to hear about America’s autism every day but here we are with republican gamers storming the senate.
No. 709486
>>709481I see, thanks. I hope we get her real name but I also hope that those images of her get removed. They're all over the internet and even the news post her on the front page. It's a complete defilement of someone's dignity.
>>709482You don't have to cry crocodile tears for her nor would I expect anyone to do that but I see people cheering on her death on both sides in the most vile manner. I can't but feel sorry for her.
No. 709507
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>>709484i was lucky and spend most of the day out and didn't hear anything about it until now. i missed it completely.
No. 709510
>>709494LOL SHE WAS TRYING TO GET TO THE CONGRESSIONAL MEMBERS SO THEY COULD HOGTIE THEM, PULL EM OUT AND HANG THEM OUT FRONT
The video of the cops literally chatting with the chuds attempting their storm for a bit then just opening the gate and letting them in is great too. Pathetic
No. 709511
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gotta love it
No. 709523
>>709518>protest at police stationsInane and facile. The police take their orders from politicians.
>there were absolutely no peaceful protestsI'm not saying there weren't
>people were definitely not discouraged from trashing buildingsI'm sure the MAGAtards were discouraged from storming congress too
>police weren't caught destroying buildingsSo you're saying the months of rioting was a false flag?
(don't try it here) No. 709557
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is it normal to be deeply in love with someone one day and absolutely abhor them the next or am I just mentally ill/autistic
No. 709624
>>709608currently I’ve got like $35 total between 2 cards from this last xmas, so not much at all. I used to consistently get $25 gift cards in the mail from my father but I never gave a shit and let them all expire and/or threw them away after losing them somewhere in my house for a few months/years.
I think what discourages me from using them are the small balances and me just wanting to get out of walmart as fast as fucking possible.
but maybe 2021 will finally be the year I start using them. It never hurts to save a little cash that way
No. 709636
>>709614Because she’s a shitty person and it’s hilarious to make fun of her
>>709616Nope I have no idea who roommate anon is
No. 709645
>>709639>why would you waste money like thisNot only that, think about the money companies make off unused gift cards… the value of a card has already gone to the business whether you actually buy something or not, so if you don't buy anything they get to keep the cash AND the stock. They're essentially making double the profit.
Gift cards are a scam and I'm not longer buying them out of principle. Particularly because it's becoming more common that you have to pay for the card itself, like a ~$5 fee on top of the value on it. What a disgusting rip off.
No. 709750
I got deliciously tipsy last night. i was dancing around in my underwear to my radio probably looking like a total lunatic until 4 am. But god it was the most fun i've had in weeks lol. Sadly when you're on such a high it all dies down significantly when you wake up groggy the next day
>>709648If i could sing like them i swear i'd never shut up. I'd be singing 24/7 annoying the hell out of everyone
No. 709762
>>709708Where are you from anon?
>>709645God this is true. I get pissed off when I find out a giftcard is charging me like $5 everything I spend money on it. I just ask for cash now.
No. 709844
>>709767every men of all nations shit
they're just always scapegoating each other
men = maggots
No. 709847
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there's a girl on the lc discord that likes WoW (judging by her pp) and she plays among us and I like those things as well and I kinda wanna dm her to make friends but she might not want to… rip
No. 709910
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>>709840It reminds me of Pingu
No. 709914
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>>709910>noot nootWhy would anyone do that? Disgusting.
No. 709920
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I've been going ballistic trying to find that cool swag dog post. i wonder if the poster is still alive
No. 709958
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>finally get motivation to go back to my working out routine yesterday
>kinda looking forward to doing it today
>period
>lot of fucking cramps
Of course.
No. 709972
>>709963It's just it hurts too much, I can barely move sometimes because of my cramps
Also I've done it on my period before and have had slightly leakage, which is annoying
No. 709996
I'm in this weird social place at work. Like I'm borderline disrespected at work. But if someone does it I'll be like "haha…what?? Nah." Then it's as if I never said anything?
Like I can understand being treated as a doormat if you're always going out of your way to do favors and accepting whatever is asked, but they'll ask me and I'll literally say no I got my own shit, or if I get around to it, otherwise no. Like I'll prioitise myself, my breaks and whatever the hell else I want to do before I CHOOSE to help and I've been consistent in that. But the way they phrase it is that it's assumed I'll accept. Like they'll say "hey can you do this for me and then you can go and do whatever task you're doing" and I have to say "I'll do my thing first, then let you know if i'm free to do your thing". And I hear that similarly several times through the day and I have to try tactfully reinforce my boundaries over and over.
The thing is I'm not buddy buddy with everyone (but I AM nice), If I mirrored their behavior to them I'd be absolutely despised, I know it. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Spend my unpaid lunch break in their company? Funnily, they're a similar age group and we're from similar cultures, so I don't think it can get any better coworker demographic wise.
It kind of feels like I give off doormat vibes without actually acting like one at any point? Is that possible? Because I can't think of another reason.
No. 710018
Anyone ever think of just making out with a huge amount of male coworkers? Not attractive even ones, just for the sake that they're coworkers.
Sometimes I wonder on a work night out in the future, if I could just take one aside and make out after 10 minutes or so. Then just rinse and repeat.
Something about the juxtaposition of the formality of the workplace and how intimate making out is, it's just appealing af. Plus I'd love to see how relations would be afterward in the workplace. Like with someone in my immediate team, then outwith them, my manager, one of the other managers who I don't really like but is super intense, THEIR manager etc. People who know who I am and are in my line of contact, but not super close. Like, what would happen?
Obviously I wouldn't expect preferential treatment, but what WOULD happen? If they were all different levels of the chain, so unlikely to pass it on, too.
No. 710040
>>710018Everyone would gossip about you for being the office bike. Nobody would be impressed.
Love yourself and get your shit together.
Men will put their dicks in food, their attention is worth nothing. My god
No. 710098
>>710018You would get the opposite of preferential treatment anon
I understand the appeal of wanting to break the rules, I've had similar fantasies, but in reality people wouldn't see you as a dangerously confident sexual rebel they would just see you as a disgusting slut and all laugh about how gross you are
No. 710102
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I think of myself as febfem, never am into irl dudes bUT THEN i log into youtube dot fucking com and see this bald rat looking slav looking plastic surgeon and i am having the doki (x2)
No. 710116
>>710018this post made me asexual
making out is already gross what's the point in making out with uggos
No. 710231
>>709996Anon I'm in the same situation. I even have a few younger coworkers treating me like a dumbass even though I'm a student getting much higher education than them and this is just my side gig.
I guess we just don't fit in, it took me a while to accept that and now I just don't care much when they disrespect me and I don't laugh at their lowkey insults directed at me so I make them feel uncomfortable.
No. 710311
>>710303Im "defending" Muslims because my personal experiences dont add up to the internets rigid autism that things must happen a certain way 100 percent of the time because of statistics? Lol
Europeans, Berbers, and Arabs are in the same family of enslaving an entire race of people and launching the worst torture, sexual assault, castration, and brutality tactics to their enemies to me. The only difference is many Arabs are still doing this to a different race. Still doesnt make what I said not true just because its not the most recorded statistically or most talked about on the internet in any discourse about interracial sexual assault. But thats internet logic for you
No. 710313
>>710289I've never dressed slutty but I went through a couple years of (in retrospect very risky and also underwhelming) random hook ups when I was younger and then I flipped over to the other extreme and am living that celebate life by choice now. I always assumed that for women at least we grow out of that phase fairly quick.
I do know that nobody in my life would ever believe my body count, and it's all from those 2 crazy years over a decade ago.
No. 710336
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>try to sign up to watch free shit on onlyfans
>thank you for registering
>insert payment method to proceed
ah i think the fuck not
i should just do it with my dad's paypal instead of my own so nobody knows i'm a lesbo
No. 710339
>>710309what kind of thinking is this
if someone is kind and polite i respect them and i'm not gonna stop even if they were lazy or something
No. 710346
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>>710289anon I found a picture of you
No. 710348
>>710242>>710331If I was a cow they'd nitpick my bulging frog eyes with eyelids that make them look like little vaginas like in the Erin thread.
Also my long donkey ears and of course the perennial classic, nasolabial folds.
No. 710367
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I bought these shoes for some reason
No. 710384
>>710367Honestly, I hope you enjoy your shoes anon. How can you be mad at people wearing weird shit? Also, idk if they have a name, but those kind of shoes with the fabric body and hard bottom are the best. I have a pair from shein (I know, I know) and they're so fucking comfy.
>>710350>it’s quite literally one of the most intimate things you could do with someone. That's pretty subjective. I don't get why people care about how much sex other people have. I can't muster the energy to be in anyone that I'm not romantically or sexually involved withs genitals.
No. 710403
>>710321 >and it's never corresponded to more skill in bed eitherDiff anon but this, IME men who've selpt around casually with a bunch of women rarely actually pick up any techniques or ability to get you off.
One thing I noticed from back in my own fuck buddy days was how they would often mistake any noise as being you having an orgasm… the joy of having to break the news to them as they are bragging about that orgasm they just gave you
No. 710408
>>707742It makes more sense if you think about how long a pregnancy takes, and anyone that wants a family larger than having an only child would pretty much have to be pregnant non-stop from 30 to 40.
It'd be a lot easier to do it once at 25, again at 29, then maybe at 34 or something.
No. 710537
>>710371insecurity.
if you use others to level yourself up you're insecure. people with actual self esteem don't give a fuck.
No. 710544
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I want the jolyne gucci coooooooooooooaaaaat
No. 710571
>>710562LMAO
>>710537thinking sluts are gross has nothing to do with insecurity. i feel grossed out by them because of the way they act, not because i’m “insecure” lol.
No. 710662
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LEE STAFFORD HAIR PRODUCTS SMELL LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT AND HAVE GIVEN ME A MIGRAINE TWICE NOW. GOTTA THROW THIS SHIT AWAAAAAAAAY
No. 710724
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When your own husband skinwalks you
No. 710747
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The fact we have arteries is so scary to me. If I fall too hard the wrong way, or hit my leg in the wrong spot, or if someone stabs me and it happens to hit an artery we're fucking done for. I fell down the steps yesterday and hit my wrist really hard, and I know I must've broken some capillaries cause of the minor bruising, but I was also kinda scared I hit an artery or vein. What happens if you break a vein? Will it just heal back together like capillaries?
No. 710749
>>710742Phoria - Saving Us a Riot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJfHBl8onrgDanny Schmidt - This Too Shall Pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg5kB4UcAuABarton Carroll - Those Days Are Gone, And My Heart Is Breaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMhl2o4ehZUMumford & Sons - I Gave You All
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLOvZwwUticI've made myself sad just picking these from my playlist so I hope it's gonna work for you too.
No. 710766
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Holy shit those are some short, fat fingers
No. 710780
i love the replies im getting
>>710424I will update the class on whether or not I do.
>>710409They were like $59
>>710486clop clop bitch
No. 710781
>>710774Yikes, tea tree or coconut oil it up, girl. Hope it heals soon
>>710775Get a separate bank account, change your passwords, don't get mail sent to your house (send it to your work, friend's house, amazon locker, UPS access point, etc), and let your parents stew when they found out. Them getting over your need for privacy is their problem to solve, tbh.
>but for real, the best advice would be to move out No. 710784
>>710775Do people still write checks to pay their credit card bills?
You can opt for paperless statements and never get anything (other than promotional offers) sent to your house.
No. 710792
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𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘦, 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨
Yes im one of those bitches who wants to desperately live in NYC, yes I know its dirty and not as romantic as it seems but I live in the fucking countryside surrounded by hillbillies I just want to live in a big bustling city where there's shit to do other than meth.
No. 710795
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>>710784nta but my dad still does for his bills and I'm always scared that it'll get lost in the mail and it fucks my parents over
No. 710811
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>>710791I love him so much!!
I have only watched his travel show and some of his lectures though, I watched almost every episode during quarantine. It’s calming but entertaining at the same time
No. 710848
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So, I always check imdb's parents guide to see how much nudity is shown and if I could handle it by its description and, I love whoever wrote this LOL
No. 710853
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fuckin love TUMS commercials.
No. 710856
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>>705806I know Belle's thread has already been named in the replies to this but I went on Twitter a while back to check out one of her tweets and the replies were chock full of other sex workers promoting their OF saying "come support a REAL sex worker who doesn't do
problematic things" and then whichever profile I clicked, it was a skinwalker with ahegao and shitty weeb makeup (picrel). I'm willing to bet that at least 50% of the spergs in Belle's thread are struggling weeb camwhores who need to vent their gripes about how Belle doesn't deserve to have what they want.
No. 710860
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>>710857I'm in the PULL Belle offshoot discord because I enjoy their salt and they talk exactly like that. Belle being "bad at sex" is a recurring topic, including tinfoils on how she was probably a virgin before she started doing porn which is why she's so awkward in the videos, some of them they fully took her lazy troll comment "I'm a virgin" seriously. It's just like the thread except for more "respect sex workers, just not Belle" and trying to tiptoe around evil body shaming, which is why they need lolcow as an outlet.
No. 710863
File: 1610160900786.png (Spoiler Image,155.04 KB, 825x747, pbd3.png)
>>710861Being confused about how vaginas work
No. 710931
File: 1610178401174.jpg (249.17 KB, 400x526, 1355458582071.jpg)
Does anyone else with like when the sun bleaches your hair? I don't go out of my way to have it done but I like how I would sometimes notice that my hair looks like it got kissed by summer.
No. 710938
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This kind of art makes me feel nostalgic, I don't know why but it makes me happy.
>Tfw no emo/goth bf so we can make art together.
No. 711008
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Right now I'm pretty much only swiping on tinder to read pathetic profiles. Most recent one is a guy saying that he only requires women that are a 7 out of 10, while he himself look like he haven't seen a shower in ten years.
My favorite is the one that wrote in all caps that tall women are disgusting cave retards that should go back where they belong and that short women are the best. Men on dating sites are really a species of their own.
No. 711016
File: 1610204549825.webm (2.08 MB, 360x360, oblivion_capitol.webm)
Ive been laughing at this for like 10 mins straight. I have to share it.
No. 711018
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I am supposed to be studying or doing homework but you know what instead I deep cleaned the kitchen, I cleaned the oven, the disgusting sticky oven cable, the extension cord that was full of grease and crumbs and I killed the mold growing in the corner and the sink and the faucet and the dish drying rack and the little cow statue that holds my sponge and I even bleached the yellowed paint on the window and doors, look, on the left is the bleached window and on the right is the one I didn't touch, if anyone lives in a very old building like me and has yellowed paint just spray it with bleach
No. 711050
File: 1610211678856.png (Spoiler Image,23.4 KB, 826x87, pbd4.png)
>>710930No anon it's clearly bleached and doesn't even look like a real vulva
No. 711065
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One of my favorite fanfic authors just went inactive today cause of some kids harassing people over her fic and I'm lowkey upset over it. She had to close her asks before leaving though, so it's like what's even the point of being an author if you can't even interact with your readers anymore. Just reminds me how sad I'm gonna be when my other favs stop writing for this show.
No. 711089
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I've made it into the lolcow caps thread probably like 10 times now, I'm glad other anons enjoy my retardation
>>710747I'm not a doctor but I think it's pretty hard to break a vein without breaking the skin. And I think you only really have to worry about bleeding from major arteries like the ones in your neck or thighs
No. 711104
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Anyone remember OurWorld? I spent way too much time there
No. 711192
>>711182I like to do my nails, but also I feel like it's more worth it to buy the polish and have for like over a year (or a couple months depending on the brand) than to spend 5 dollars every 1-2 weeks to get them done. I'd rather get a full acrylic set if I'm going to go to a salon. I still don't wanna pay like $20 for a bottle tho.
>>711188Ty anon! I know Essie is a popular brand, but I've never tried it.
No. 711207
>>711198Kek, in the 90s my mom would leave my 6 year old ass in the car for 30-40 minutes at a time. I remember looking in the rear view mirror and watching beads of swear form on my nose and forehead.
Times have changed.
No. 711221
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Was tricked into watching Meet Joe Black tonight and this dude seems like a fucking autist or a himbo with brain damage even though he is big spooky death. Bitch I will smite you down.
No. 711226
File: 1610233367601.jpeg (89.08 KB, 800x629, 2044448.jpeg)
>>711158Have you tried Sinful Colors, Wet n Wild or Sally Hansen Xtreme Wear (if they're available where you are?). When I used to wear nail polish those brands were cheap and worked well. I remember Sally Hansen had a really nice blue colour which they sadly discontinued.
No. 711264
>>711241I'm not either of these anons but as another radfem, these are my views on why it's incompatible. The main issue is that no, this idea
>feminism should be about letting women do what they want though rightis very antithetical to radfem beliefs. What you're describing is more the liberal "choice" feminism that's heavily promoted by scrotes because it's the same shit that allows women to imagine sex work is ~empowering~ or that being called a dumb slut while being choked out is just a kink that has absolutely no bearing on her views toward herself and women in general. The personal is very often political and most people don't do the critical thinking required to see how their views have been shaped by society. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a mom and raise a child, but since the anon referenced being a "housewife" that would imply there's a man in the picture who would be earning all the income. While it's possible they could find a husband who actually respects the work and childrearing they do at home, it's more likely they'd be treated as an inferior in subtle or not so subtle ways. Having the man generate all the money is also a very, very risky proposition and puts you (and your child's) well-being in the hands of a third party; objectively speaking you would not be independent and able to provide for yourself at a moment's notice. That's pretty contrary to radfem views which promote women as a whole developing the means for self suffiency, even if they want children. So the frustration likely stems from the difficulty of making that setup work in a truly egalitarian way, in addition to the fact that yes, it would be upholding gender stereotypes of man = provider, woman = dependent vs just being a working mom.
No. 711283
>>711277Not sure why you're specifically saying women when if anything my post was more about men, but some people actually need those products dummy. Why do you think body and dish soap is any better than using products actually meant for your skin? I'm convinced people who say skincare is bad and doesn't work are the same people against taking medicine.
>need creams and chemicals on your skin to be cleanYes, because there are absolutely no natural skincare products, like black soap, witch hazel, aloe vera, tea tree oil, rose water etc…
No. 711290
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>>711283I was thinking of picrel. My b.
But you are right, kek. I do believe in avoiding medicine unless absolutely necessary. For a lot of health cases, a healthy diet can be on par with medicine.
No. 711292
>>711281It's not dirty! I always make sure I've finished washing my hands and that the part I lick is clean. I only eat the soap bubbly stuff that you get from rubbing your hands together. Like I said though, I only take a little lick. I've noticed if you eat too much it'll taste nasty and kinda spicy?(???? i don't think that's the right word) .
I should clarify I'm talking about bar soap. I've had dish soap (on accident when I don't rinse the dishes well enough) and it's gross, and so is those little wool soap bads (again, not eating these on purpose at all). I've never tried the liquid soap, but next time I get a bottle I should try it. I also have a big ass bottle of some dollar tree baby soap, so maybe I'll try that next. It smells good but I doubt it tastes good, and I got a little shower water in the bottle so that's gross.
Sorry for my retarded soap post. I'm gonna go take a break.
No. 711402
>>711243Anon what if that shit works though? Some people are blessed and that really is all they need. Yes skincare products are good for taking care of your skin long-term and preventing aging but cleanliness and sun protection are all anyone actually
needs, if someone doesn't care about aging or discoloration or whatever then they should be allowed. I have a full skincare routine and everything so I'm not knocking skincare, I'm just saying caring about the state of your skin beyond cancer prevention, damage, and cleanliness is inherently vain and not everybody lives like that.
IMO the only people who don't deserve opinions are rich ass people who create their own skincare lines because "I just fell in WUV with skincare uwu" even though they have the harshest, shittiest routines, doing extensive damage to their skin which they then buy expensive-ass treatments and procedures to undo, all while peddling their shitty routine or shitty products as what "saved" their skin.
No. 711408
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I fear that I actually released too much of my horniness with fictional characters and when my boyfriend comes back I won't feel as horny as I promised him I would be
No. 711462
>>710571you are insecure if you have to air it out to level yourself up. you are insecure, you even get angry if someone suggest ou are insecure.
people with real self esteem don't give a fuck.
No. 711506
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When life hands you YEAST just make pretzels bitch pretzel emoji yeast emoji horny emoji shhh emoji sweating emoji
No. 711552
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I feel so sad seeing everyone in texas talk about how it's snowing. I think the last time it snowed where I live was like 8 years ago. Brb, gonna manifest some winter weather
Also, black cats are super fucking cute.
No. 711569
>>711552Had a little bit of snow where I live one day last week, then every day since then it has just been icy roads and paths and on my walk to work every morning I have a few close calls when it comes to slipping on hard to spot ice.
FFs that one day with like an inch of snow was so cool to walk through. This is just shit now
No. 711681
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Got back into writing and yesterday I was doing it nonstop until I got too sleepy to continue. Even though I am really bad at it and write very slowly, feels good to make up a little story again
No. 711706
>>711643What about toys?
I ordered a toy a few weeks ago thinking I'd start the new year with less sexual frustration. Then it got misplaced by the courier company. Ten days in and I'm still trying to chase it down lol
No. 711718
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One day I'm gonna have a black exterior, all pink interior car and no one will stop me. I want a heart shaped steering wheel too, but I feel like it would be hard to drive with. Might even fuck around and get some sanrio car accessories.
No. 711726
>>711710Anon, exactly this.
>>711721I won't ask you what is the fanfic about because hey, I don't want people to steal your idea or anything
if people still do that?, but what is the fandom?
No. 711739
>>711733I actually think Wales is beautiful, I'll absolutely visit
>>711735kek, i consider it a temporary reprise from my eastern european shithole
No. 711741
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I’m not okay anons.
No. 711782
>>711726>>711721Thank you Anons, I think I'll give it a try it after all. Gonna work a bit on fleshing out the plot tonight and see if there's any hope. I got the ending, just have to work backwards now.
The fandom is BBC Sherlock (…I know) but, in my defence, it would only have minimal Sherlock in it so I'm hoping to avoid the worst lmao>>711760How's his diet? Is he getting enough fiber?
No. 711784
>>711760Sis, not only oldfucks get the roids, some are just prone to them. I kept getting them back when I was taking my finals and was stressed, sitting a lot, not shitting enough and eating awfully that resulted in constipation. They are just veins that are angry at your poop. Hope he gets well, sometimes you feel them burning and itching when trying to sleep, but you can get a numbing and treating gel for that
i am sure he googled shit alreadyut if it is actually outside, poking out, he needs to wash his hands and ass, lotion up and pop that sucker back in. If it doesn't get better and he gets fevery, he needs to see a doctor No. 711786
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>>711785Um, it's kinda gay for a Dude to watch assholes, correct? Do you want Anon's boyfriend to turn Gay? Hhmmm?
No. 711788
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>>711296Update: I tried dove. Shit was nasty. It was a little salty, but overall too perfumey tasting, and also tasted too much like soap for me. Idk, I'm sticking with the other brand for now. 1/10, would not recommend to anyone. I can still taste it, bleh.
No. 711819
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>>711811I don't eat meat, and don't plan to anytime soon unless it's really necessary. I don't take care of myself properly and eat unhealthy shit and that's probably why I got a deficiency, IF I even have one. I'd rather take supplements tho.
>>711813Why? that's weird, but I'm not judging No. 711824
>>711706I have some but my stupid fucking brain has memed me into wanting physical touch simply bc I cannot have it.
I wish you luck on your toy journey though anon!
No. 711825
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>>711819Planes are bigger than me, are so powerful that they make the ground around them vibrate
(I fantasize about this while using my vibrator), have smooth curves, and look really cute in general. I really don't know what it is. I showed signs of objectum sexuality at a fairly young age,
I had a crush on my bike lmao. It's definitely weird and I really wish I had an explanation for it.
Also oddly enough I find the art style in that drawing really ugly. I've seen that person's art before. There's one plane artist I know who draws "naked" planes and it makes me feel sick. Picrel. I hate it. What the fuck.
No. 711830
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>>711825That's actually a pretty understandable reason to be attracted to planes lmao. Have fun, anon.
No. 711839
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>>711830This is cute, I don't normally care for aeromorphs (a lot of them are super same-y, actual jets are where it's at) but this is good. Also reminds me of how JetBlue's planes all have names that are puns involving the word "blue", such as picrel, who is named "New Number, Blue Dis?".
>>711833ily2, but only if you're a plane
No. 711841
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>>711839Wait anon you actually like that photo? ….wow
No. 711843
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>>711841Hell yeah I love Ratbat. They really need to draw more stuff of jetliners.
I am dead serious. As I said I don't normally care for aeromorphs, and there's really weird infighting in the planefucker community over aeromorphs as well. The spergery over this shit is absolutely retarded. At least the drawing you posted was nice. There are so many shitty aeromorph drawings and I find it amusing how when I tell people I want to fuck an airplane, they think I mean an aeromorph. Honey, no…
No. 711858
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>>711841Ngl anon, your pic is hot and I hate it
No. 711884
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>>711880is Hole a pedo band too lol?
Spirals where a huge design trend in the 90s, I just can't take you conspiracy nuts seriously.
No. 711893
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Having an invincible pussy is really the dream tbh
>>711892How did she describe it? Kinda curious cause I have no idea how I would describe this website
No. 711897
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>>711752Exactly my thoughts. I'm mystified by it because I get the impression that the user base is quite diverse.
No. 711908
>>711812>>711878>>711892Kinda related
But which youtubers (women, obviously) do you think are farmers?
I personally have 3 guesses, and one of them is Ready to Glare. Has she been confirmed as a lurker/farmer? Haven't read her thread yet.
No. 711921
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I’m fucking horny, stupid hormonal cycles and stupid coomer brain, I miss not being horny and being able to go to sleep at a decent time.
No. 711940
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>>711905My mom would always yell at me for going to sleep with my hair wet or not drying my hair fast enough, she claims it will make me have headaches when I'm old. As proof, she said granny experienced it but I'm just like, "maybe it's, I don't know, because she's old??"
>>711929Oat milk fucking rocks. I use it for coffee, baking, cereal..
It's funny that after a while on plant-based milk, regular cow milk
just smells
rank to me.
No. 711999
>>711994But draft
will get you super sick! You can get an inflammation of the entire peripheral nervous system, and nothing hurts more than that - all your body is in agonizing pain! This is not an exaggeration, the pain is off the scales, every tiny nerve hurts! It lasts for a long time (at least a month), during which you mustn't move at all and get injections in your spine. This happened to someone I know, please take care, it's no joke, it's one of the worst things that can happen to you.
No. 712005
>>711999Oh of course, I know some of the superstitions are based in reality and I always made sure to wear an undershirt and take care of my kidneys for example, even though people told me that's a superstition kek. I shudder when I see girls wearing croptops and exposing their lower backs during cold winters
I know ear inflammations from the draft suck as well
No. 712055
>>712045The ways people think are very diverse and not well understood because everyone assumes everyone else thinks the same way. Some people just can’t visualise things, the condition is called aphantasia though it’s not necessarily a problem. Unless it’s seriously affecting your life, it’s more of a quirk of your brain and probably relatively normal, even if it’s not common.
It’s the same as some people having an internal monologue. I don’t have one and find it so weird that some people do. Not sure if it’s a coincidence but I also find it difficult to visualise some things. When reading a description of someone in a book, I just have to assume what the writer is trying to portray. I wonder if artistic people can usually visualise things? I’m not arty at all kek.
No. 712094
>>712045Aha bless you anon, you have aphantasia like the other anon said (I do too).
Kinda ableist for that instructor to just assume everyone in the class had an intensely visual imagination. I just thought all that "picture this" and talk of visual memories was a figure of speech until a few years ago.
No. 712221
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Fuck Isayama for making Levi Ackerman. I will never be happy in my life because I can't deepthroat my 2d fictional comic book husbando's 9 inch schlong.
No. 712234
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peaky blinders has a very scrote-y audience but idc, I love it. I wish I could forget all about it and watch it for the first time again
No. 712278
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My manic ass watched hulk movies last night and now I wanna fuck hulk. I am not even into dudes irl.
No. 712290
>>712234only part i liked about this show was adrien brody. not because his performance is any good, just because he's hot.
i do really like this aesthetic/time period but the writing in this show is genuinely awful, and i'm not a film snob or anything like that.
No. 712362
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A hairy girl discussion…finally! Be the representation you want to see! Bitch i'm always hairy with no shame. Bigfoot mode at all fucking times!
No. 712381
>>712362I leave my legs natural, I shave my pits sometimes because roll on deoderant goes on easier, my pubes get the odd shave too. But I will never find a
valid reason to shave my legs.
No. 712395
>>712362For me not shaving is kind of like making a stupid face in a photo, people are going to find me unattractive reglardless but if I choose to be hairy it's like a pre-emptive hA HA! I wasn't even trying to be hot anyway ! Makes me feel a bit more in control of how people perceive me even though it's negative.
I mean also I get awful ingrowns and cysts if I try to remove hair in any way. Not on my armpits though (but I keep them hairy cause I legitimately think it's cute)
No. 712410
>>712362I recently shaved my legs because constantly wearing two layers of leggings made my hairs hurt so damn much. It felt like someone was constantly pulling all of them at the same time. Got instantly better after sloppily shaving, so it looks like I might have to shave every few weeks until it gets warmer outside. Bigfoot spring 2021,bitch!!
>>712395Big agree, armpit hair simply looks good
No. 712432
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I knew I should have taken an adderall today but now it’s way too late and I’m pissed
No. 712436
>>712308based brodyfriend, just watch s4. you don't need context.
>>712328it's not really boring, i'll give it that. i just think the main characters are bland / hard to care about and the writing for the female characters is particularly frustrating.
boardwalk empire is much better if you're actually into the 1920's prohibition gang stuff. No. 712446
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If there is there such thing as souls, men have a 0,001% chance of having one. Fucking soulless bags of flesh.
No. 712448
>>712384anon I love you, don't ever change.
>>712375Never liked it until I met my current guy and dear god, he gets better and better at it. I've never come from it but I think it might be possible one day.
No. 712482
>>712474Its okay anon we're all retards sometimes
Today I found out how Onision is supposed to be pronounced despite being an internet queen. I literally always said "onion-son" because im dyslexic and my brain autocompleted the words LMFAO
No. 712498
File: 1610412194944.jpg (59.18 KB, 500x454, luv.jpg)
it just hit me that this guy i frequently see around at work (i work as a uni library assistant and he's a student) is extremely hot like i don't wanna sound like a coomer but his pecks are absolutely scrumptious. anyway, i always see him hanging out w these finance bros who give off major fuckboy vibes so i would assume that he's confident and outgoing like they seem to be. but no….. since realizing he's hot (this happened last week) i've seen him every time i've worked and this dude just gives me extremely intense stares or stiff nods.
like the other day we were closing and the fuckboy finance bros were leaving,, so i was like bye! and gave a little wave. did he say bye like his friends? no he just gave me a weird stare. some of the male students who frequent the library are lonely & thirsty and act weird around me as a result (because im cute and give them positive attention), which kinda irks me. yesterday i saw him in the corner of my eye and turned my head to look at him, turns out he was looking at me (which is a normal thing to do? like looking at ppl is normal.. u shouldn't b ashamed if u r caught looking at someone) and immediately whipped his head the other way so fast that i was afraid he hurt his neck.
however, i did see him today and smized at him. and guess what he did anons, he smized back!!!! this is positive development. i really want to hear his voice so i can continue thirsting after him omg my biggest fear is that his voice is high pitched or something.
No. 712502
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>>712498The thought of you aggressively squinting at this guy and him doing the same probably thinking you were plotting his murder is gold
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>>712502Thanks anon now I’m laughing too
>>712498He sounds like an oddball. You should try to talk with him, at least exchanging hellos directly to each other instead of his frat club. Post here again with an update anon!
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Why the fuck did past me buy linguini instead of fettucine for alfredo? I wonder if someone was standing nearby and I got nervous and just grabbed something or some shit. Oh well, I'm still eating pizza and pasta for dinner so I'm winning either way
the pizza in this pic looks so gross though. It looks like the plastic pizza that comes in kids kitchen play sets.
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>>712549Use mouthwash and a spoon to LIGHTLY scrape your tongue so your breath won't stink. Idk what to do about plaque though. Maybe you can use a shirt to rub it off. That's just what I would do, I could never put another persons gross mouth bacteria in contact with my gross mouth bacteria, even if we swap mouth bacterias when we kiss. Shit is just gross, and there's probably all their bathroom nastiness and super small particles of dookie on there.
You could also ask if they have a spare. Idk how common this is for anyone else, but I usually buy a new toothbrush long before I need one.
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>>712576I legit thought about this when reading that, but in this version
>>712577what happened
nonnie No. 712598
>>712594My boyfriend used to
Also a lot of friends from college
It was actually funny when one of them accidentally rebbloged a porn gif on main, took him a while to realise it and delete it
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time to post this
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>>712632oh nvm it was me. i posted idk when but then i was just debating on buying it.
earlier i did try buying it but i kept getting errors when i confirmed my payment.
how do you guys even remember what other people posted. i don't even remember the random shit i post.
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I am following this one girl who likes Yandere Simulator and a few days ago she reblogged a few drawings of the characters, and I noticed something.
Pic related looks exactly like my kindergarten teacher, who actually was named "Karen". She stopped working at my school years ago but I used to find her at the mall a few times before the whole pandemic thing.
Now I can't unsee it and it has been bothering me all day.
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Maybe this is just anecdotal and it’s always been like this but does anyone else remember maybe 10ish years ago it seemed like all these cartoons that incel men would make would end with the woman coming crawling back because she became a single mom. Has anyone else noticed that in recent years it’s flipped to the opposite with the woman instead ending up childless with like endless variations of this meme? (These wojaks, no eggs, the wall, wine aunt etc etc) Idk I was just thinking about it the other day and I wonder what changed because I feel like now you see constant memes like the right but the left format used to be way more common. Is women not wanting kids more common now or something so they’re trying to fear-monger women about not having kids? Idk I just thought it was strange. I feel like there’s been a recent rise in men writing these fan fictions about women being childless and depressed. I think the old version made more sense because if you really want kids as a woman it’s very easy to have them with or without a relationship.
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>>712679You could try getting one of those facial rollers anon. I am skinny with an oval face, but I get puffy around the chin, cheeks and eyes and a cooled face roller helps as well as drinking water.
Also saving up for Buccal fat removal soon. It helps cheeks but also can reduce your chin in some cases I've seen.
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>>712499>>712502>>712508>>712529thank you for your sweet (and funny) replies, anons! ily, mwah!!
i say "good morning" and/or "bye" to him even if he's by himself, but he simply gives me The Stare™ (sometimes combined w a stiff nod). we have free one-use-only face masks for students on the counter as they are mandatory in the library. one morning, when he walked in (without the fuckboy finance bros) i was like "good morning!". did he say good morning back? no he nodded, came up to the counter and grabbed a one-use-only face mask (even tho he already was wearing a cloth mask) all while staring intensely at me lmao.
i'm very fond of most of the regular students, they are kinda awkward nerds who study non-stop and are fun to talk with. i'm intrigued by midly odd ppl (especially if they are hot) so i'm starting to find this awkward dude endearing smh.
i will keep you guys updated! i just got more day shifts so i'll be seeing more of him. i think i'll have to adapt to his form of communication. it's time to up the staring and smizing.
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>>712448You found a good one too? I used to hate it until I got with my bf. He does it so well. No idea how he does it, but he's like a machine and the only time I've ever come with a guy doing it.
oof.
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>>712883I'm sure 99% of those kind of hardcore ideologues that talk about shit like throwing people out of helicopters couldn't do it to a real person. It's like high school boys trying to impress each other by talking about violent stuff.
Especially when ideologies like that always depict the "enemy side" as gun-toting soldiers that want to force everyone to farm cabbages with no pay or something. It's easy to say "yeah people like that are evil let's shoot them" but that's not what people with opposing political opinions are actually like in real life.