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No. 615945
Bless me farmers, for I have sinned
Previous thread:
>>>/ot/594912 No. 615951
>>615948Piggybacking off your confession but I used to do this to a friend who had a very popular tumblr.
She was only popular cuz she posted nudes and I was insanely jealous of her for many reasons so I got my spite out using her ask box anonymously
I now have guilt kek
No. 615964
>>615958I'm honest but I sometimes think that if mods looked through my post history they'd see such a mix of me currently having no life at all but also having so much weird shit that happened to me just in my twenties that it doesn't seem like I'm real.
Do you call out the fake sounding posts?
No. 615965
>>615958All the bait feista and how mods handling it lately really sours the sisterhood thing for me
>inb4 lolcow is drama siteOk sorry there isn't much space for female solidarity on the internet. Oh well, all good things…
No. 616170
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I unironically use “uwu” “owo” and all of their variables. I just always hated the emojis from my messenger times, now they’re not THAT fucking ugly, but I still use the “uwu” type ones because I’ve been using them for so long, that not typing with them feels weird as fuck.
No. 616243
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I think that Brittany Venti is pretty.
No. 616358
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I use to visit Shadbase.com when I was 12-14 years old,I found his website because of his old speed paint videos.
No. 616482
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Anon that peed on the floor a while ago…
I peed on the floor again accidentally and used a bunch of napkins to clean it up and then it clogged the toilet so badly that I just spent 30 min working to unclog it.
Again I ask, what is wrong with me
No. 616845
>>616751thank you,
nonny. actually i was doing a beginners timed programme to improve my speed so i only went 2.5km in total last night, sorry if my post was confusing. idk if i'm more embarrassed about pissing myself or how bad i am at running
No. 616860
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I've been a on a discord server for quite awhile and while I interact with people a lot there, I'm still not part of the in group and it makes me sad, even though someone who joined under a month ago got into the clique with the mods when she doesn't even have similar interests.
I know I should not let that affect me but it does.
No. 616879
I love shopping for stockings because it makes me feel like a grownup for some reason, but also I feel embarassed shopping for them, like I'm not supposed to be seen looking at them, like people will think I'm just an airhead fashion lover or a lost child. What is wrong with me? Is this internalized misogyny or just run of the mill retardation
>>616872You are a legend
No. 617183
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>>617084i feel u i think about her all the time too
No. 617219
>>617179You sound like a slob
>>617195Maybe in the US? It's not the norm anywhere else
>>617200She's a huge slob and it makes me look bad
No. 617254
>>617219>You sound like a slobNo actually, I love dressing up which makes me particularly conscious of how my peers dress- and they dress just like your friend, because it's completely fucking normal for anyone who isn't actively interested in fashion. And people aren't obligated to have an interest in fashion.
Your shitty personality is what makes you look bad. And you really do sound like roommate anon.
No. 617298
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>>617230One day, we'll have great sex witha sexually compatible, cute boy, anon. One day… one day…
No. 617318
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>>617307I thought the whole wanting her roomate to commit suicide made it obvious she's crazy but pic related is her first post
>>>/ot/477987 No. 617324
>>617318Anon mentioning she herself has a fucking
lolita wardrobe said everything I needed to know
No. 617331
>>617324The roommate is a lolita too kek
>>617318Both sound lame af
No. 617586
>>615945I had a bizarre and vivid dream, the literal Egyptian goddess, nut, making out with me on my bed. It was weird.
I had similar when I kissed a catgirl and a recent one where a female vampire sucked my blood. Are these dreams telling me I'm gay?
No. 617590
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Sometimes I just want to take a bite out of my bf's thighs
they're so thicc and juicy I bet they'd be tasty
No. 617852
>>617836Yeah that's not the point, anon…
You can't go around and brag about being unemployed and having somebody else finance your niche hobby while shitting on a woman who goes to university, who likes concerts and traveling.
No. 618037
>>617318lmfaaooo this must have been bait right? Imagine being a NEET with a lolita warderobe funded by your bf and calling a girl studying and trying to have a good time one of the saddest people you've ever met.
>>617836relying on someone else's money (probably a wageslave) just to not be a wageslave, how's that not wrong?
No. 618330
>>618316>rich stay at home moms which seemed superfluous when my mom worked full time. And a lot of them hired maids and such. Some people make so much money there's not much of a point of their partners workNta but not all sahms have super rich husbands. It seems stupid to think stay at home moms are neets just because they rely on their partners money. Most Moms dont have maids or 24/7 babysitters or whatever the ladies in your neighborhood had. It's weird you think most sahms do that lol.
>>618326Did you atleast clean it out right after? Can't even judge cause I've done this before.
No. 618567
>>618305Look idk about trustfund kids, never met one, but I was obviously referring to people completely capable of following education and holding a job but refusing to do so out of sheer laziness and refusal to work and completely depending on someone else to provide for them, which I think is pathetic. Stay at home mothers are obviously not this. Also
>>618311 this.
No. 618752
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>>618735I can't believe roommate-chan is still on here ranting about her completely normal sounding roommate.
No. 618754
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>>618752Kek she couldn't think of anything substantial/milky so she comes back to say this
>>618735. Nice projection Neetlita. If I was the roommate I'd make sure I had a lock on my door.
No. 618761
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>>618654pic related, smoking is so cool-looking. people who say it's completely uncool are just coping. sometimes I imagine myself having certain conversations and out of nowhere a cigarette being smoked pops into mind. it's weird like that. you could make a meme out of this.
No. 618871
>>618858Different anon with natural pits here, I haven't noticed any real increase in smell, I use liquid roll on deoderant and it goes on fine. Works just as well as before. I wouldn't use a powder stick and a spray might not work as well. The liquid roll on gets in there and you can work it in and around.
I thought I'd get more hair under them when I first started growing it, I'm brunette with some italian blood so expected bushes but it's really not a lot compared to men.
No. 618880
>>618858I actually asked my esthetician this question because I noticed the opposite effect, I didn't wax at all this past winter and noticed my usual smelly pits were much less smelly. She said she also seems to smell worse and sweat more when her armpits are hair-free. She didn't know the exact reason why, just guessed that it probably had something to do with the hair's natural function.
Although there are some articles online that say waxing helps reduce underarm odor, so maybe it depends on the person's unique body chemistry. I'd say it absolutely varies though.
No. 618886
>>618880 >just guessed that it probably had something to do with the hair's natural functionI've had the experience of leaving my pubes alone and finding they have their natural function that for me saves me a lot of irritation and even UTIs. Was always feeling just a lil bit irritated down there throughout the day, I'd get irritation around my urethra too. Sometimes I'd have UTIs but other times it was just this slightly uncomfy feeling with no infection. I blamed bubble bath, shower gels, intimate wipes and changed lots of things with no difference. Grew out my pubes.. happy non irritated vag again, no weird urethra discomfort. No UTIs since.
It's not for everyone but I'm glad I found out my problem had such an easy solution. I alway secretly liked the sensation of hair there too but I felt external pressure to shave.
No. 618900
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>>618893> only recently I began feeling comfortable not shaving my arm hair and wearing sleevless clothes.What the fuck, anon, I’m sorry, please don’t pay attention to the fucking idiots telling you that you have to shave your arms, I think those are some of the things that should never get shaved no matter how thick is the hair.
No. 618936
>>618858my armpits smell less without hair
I think without pubic hair it smells worse though since its just sweaty skin against your underwear. When I was a teen I didn't shave there at all until one of my sisters said how disgusting I was for not shaving. Honestly, the hair was soft and not the disgusting course it becomes after no shaving for 1-5 months. I kind of wish I'd never started shaving my pubic hair, I don't care for sex, haven't had it.
No. 619077
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>>619049Hey anon, I took a picture of you.
No. 619136
>>619135same except it wasn't a marriage. sometimes i wonder if she ever found out who was "the other girl"… maybe she didn't even want to know.
i hope she's healed from it. that guy was a fucking retard and was bound to cheat anyway tbh, at least now it's over and she can find a loyal man who doesn't ruin everything over the hope of getting some extra pussy.
No. 619210
>>619147i never even met his gf. they were apart for only 9 months while he was abroad. when they met he was a horny 16 year old with an age gap fetish and she was an insecure 20 year old who thought he was both non-threatening and confident. kinda weird imo, but whatevs. he went abroad hoping he could cheat and have the extra experience he should have had as a teen, even if he didn't want to admit it at first.
it's fucking weird because most of his close friends are women. he said he felt "uncomfortable" around most men. thinking back on it i think most of his female friends are his type, or charm him in some way. was it a covert way to be around other women, and i just happened to be the right mix of naive, foreign and "loyal"?
strange. he was a narcissist autist who never realized the extent to his fuckery. he still thinks he's a good guy because he's not the absolute worst. his charisma has allowed him to walk this very thin line and i feel like he's not done hurting people. good fucking luck to his future girlfriend.
No. 619549
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I'm catching feelings for a guy i met through animal crossing and lives on the other side of the world. I haven't flirted with a guy in years and this shit is fucking up my brain!
No. 619558
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>>619551nope. haven't even voice chatted yet that's how fucking lonely i feel right now.
No. 619688
>>619671i'm curious, how are you a ratmy but hate BTS? do you mean you hate the system/their marketing tactics or?
god i swear if any of you bitches derail this into a full blown argument—
No. 619912
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>>619908hello upper east siders
No. 620132
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>>619912soon to be joe goldberg
No. 620149
>>620137>>620141Oh gosh not him, although he is oddly charming. Uuuggghhhh I didn't want to type it out but it's
cdawgVA pls no bully I don't condone my urges
No. 620180
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>>619558I don't have any advice for you. Just saying that I'm pretty much in the same boat as you, and that we can be pathetic lunatics together. Haven't seen a pic of him, yet I've had this crush since April.
I was
this fucking close to telling him my fee-fees tonight after a few vodka tonics. I fucking hate myself. This is a cry for help.
No. 620263
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Been reading a lot of older novels and tbh I wish a guy would get on his knees and confess his love to me
No. 620275
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>>620263Me too. I have a boyfriend but I was the one who pursued him at the start. I was the first to confess. (Guess I shot myself in the foot by being the more proactive one.) We don't really care about marriage, so there's no more opportunity for a cutesy proposal. He's sweet and thoughtful but not really "romantic" and sometimes I crave it so badly. I know I'm whining over something that doesn't really matter compared to stability, trust and general compatibility, but fuck it, sometimes I just want to feel like I'm in a cheesy romance novel.
No. 620291
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Most of the times I daydream about my OCS having sex with each other (mostly hardcore sex),having an active imagination has its cons.
No. 620295
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Im getting weirdly obsessive with a youtuber to the point that im jealous of his girlfriend, help me farmers.
I live on a small ish town and all men around me are unbelievably boring so I only get crushes on internet men from overseas.
No. 620319
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>>620275Yeah it makes me feel silly or dumb but I still want it. Hopefully someday we get the romance we need
No. 620321
>>620141hbomb is cute…
>>620161I'm too embarrassed to say but umm he's been mentioned before on /g/ and /ot/
No. 620341
>>618752Are you fucking kidding me? My pickme roommate is NOT normal. She has no friends, spends all day browsing reddit/4chan, worshipping scrote dick, and is a yaoi obsessed weeb. She "brags" about asking guys out and splitting the bill with low value men while never being picked. Also attending the same university on and off for eight years while never getting a degree because of being an idiot while acting like she's better than other girls because of her Red Scare knowledge of philosophy.
In what fucking world is that normal???? If you think that is normal you are beyond all hope.
No. 620342
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>>620341just move out? get a new roommate? why is your first instinct to kill her lmfao
No. 620345
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>>620341this is more cringe than finnanon. fuck off with this garbage b8
No. 620382
Another anon with a weird youtube crush, i have been drawing him and making cringy edits with photoshop of him. I can't sleep without listening to his voice too. I never had a crush for boybands when i was younger and i used to make fun of those girls, god i hate karma.
>>620295Same, pls end me
No. 620705
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>>620341She's starting to grow on me, if not solely for how little she has to do to piss you off so much for the past year you've posted about her.
No. 620713
>>620317I don't think this is pathetic, you see it constantly from both men and women - wanting to prove their ex wrong and show them what they're missing, so they get into "glow up" mode and get a makeover, get fit, new clothes and all that after breaking up. The stereotype of getting a new haircut after a breakup exists for a reason.
The initial catalyst isn't the best reason because you don't have anything to prove to someone you genuinely weren't compatible with. But if it results in you bettering yourself mentally and/or physically and being more content with yourself, then who cares. At least your ex will have served some purpose and helped lead to a positive change rather than just hurting you.
No. 620714
>>620706What?
>>620708A lot of specific cartoon characters, most of them are either used as props in pictures focused on female characters or
have no r34 at all(or it's poorly drawn because lets be honest only autists are attracted to cartoons)
No. 620736
>>620341It's funny how initially her roommate was terrible just for being in college, enjoying travel, and not wearing makeup, but then when everyone made the obvious observation that none of this was remotely noteworthy, she gets a worse personality with every post. Now she has BPD and trolls reddit/4chan all day lusting after scrote dick.
Tinfoil: Neetlita is making up whatever she thinks will make farmers also hate her roommate. Next she'll be an animal abusing heroin addict with a sex offender bf kek.
No. 620739
>>619954>>619688Bigshit starts filming BTS as soon as they arrive at work. I suspect it is not only to create emotion porn for their countless movies, but also to have material against them, in case they ever try to badmouth the company. There's other stuff too, but oh well. It just keeps getting messier with time.
Why i hate BTS? Because they played along with this shit, so they kinda deserve to be in this position now. Also, Dynamite is a low-quality song meant to appeal to the general public, because they know they would never win a grammy with a korean song. Encouraging (aka emotionally manipulating) ratmys to buy their songs a thousand times and stream the mv 24/7 is kind of pathetic too.
Sadly i'm kinda in love with one member and i do like their interactions with each other. They're funny and seem like alright guys.
No. 621007
>>620739hmm do you mean like those youtube vids they would film early on in their career? or is that a new thing? that makes sense and is very fucked up….
i havent listened to their new music at all i left as a fan maybe 3 years ago but anyone with a brain could clearly see how they really lost themselves (kpop is manufactured for sure, but at least it seemed like they actually cared about their songs and stuff at some point) and how theyre pandering to western audience. when they made that english song i did remember how they originally said they never would but it was for sure bound to happen with all the popularity now. plus i think most fans they have now are mainly younger (i feel like older casual fans have stuck around but i doubt older super fans of them like i used to be have probably moved on for the most part due to getting older/other priorities/noticing how much they've clearly changed) so they have more time on their hands to stream like crazy and beg their parents for merch. i used to think they seemed kinda genuine but i dont really think so anymore. after all, kpop is a business and members are like business partners. they may be friends or they could just be tolerating eachother and since egos tend to expand once artists become more popular, i can only imagine that some of them have changed negatively personality wise.
No. 621032
>>621007kek by some of them do you mean Tae? I used to be a ratmy too until 2 years ago. Idk how they still have the support of the older fans, everything went to shit after Fake Love.
My shameful confession is that I used to have a crush on Jimin
No. 621163
>>621115>I can't stop getting off to incest stories and porn. I feel really bad and really porn sick You are porn sick, but you CAN stop. Make the decision to stop. Block all your usual sites and make a plan for something to do if you get the urge. There's many reasons to stop watching porn other than just 'the stuff I watch is deranged'. Look up the harms of the porn industry on actresses' health and lives etc.
I know it's not easy but you need to realize you're not powerless. Seeing a sex therapist could be a great idea but don't use it as an excuse not to stop taking steps right now.
No. 621302
My Confession of being a racist handmaiden
Labels such as being a handmaiden or being a racist get thrown around a lot on the internet, sometimes undeservedly but I did deserve both these labels, the stuff I said and believed in was horrible and disgusting and I'm not asking for forgiveness just trying to explain how I got to that point and how I got out
My dad was black and my mom was white, growing up my dad was absent through most of my life, he often skipped child support payments and the times I did see him, he was loud and abusive towards my mother, so I had just cause to hate my dad but what was wrong that I started hating all black men and believed the vast majority of black men were like this, growing up my paternal figure was my moms dad and he was a good guy and so was the rest of my moms side and I still love them very much
What didn't help was general black pop culture, I genially dislike rap as a music style and found the misogyny , colorism, vulgarity and wanna be macho culture of the lyrics and music videos to be a extra extra reason to hate it , I drifted towards rock and later metal music and had a mainly white and Hispanic female group of friends, as I got older I started being highly critical of SJWs and "liberals", cause I genually believed that the vast majority of problems African Americans faced were self inflected because they didn't work hard enough, and even though I was not white I started getting offended on behalf of my mother and white female friends and my grandfather and male relatives of any articles/memes making fun of white men or white women even though they likely didn't even know or care about it, I went down more and more Anti-SJW spaces which were filled spergy proto-Alt Right guys and I joined them in there hatred, eventually this racism pushed on to men and women of other races and at that point I'm proud to say that I did leave those spaces but I still maintained this hatred of black culture and I had these problematic ideas of superiority of "white" culture and civilization and also I built up this some resent mainly towards white liberal women who bashed western culture, I didn't hate them necessarily I was just jealous and felt they were ungrateful(which I know sounds awful, as I'm typing this)
I eventually ended up in a relationship with a guy, who was a nerd for Egyptian history, we often talked about historical civilizations, and he changed my ideas about the artificially of what is western civilization, and how originally it was used by British and American propaganda forces as a excuse to go to war with Germany, we both together started learning about aspects of Africans culture and I started learning about the diversity of African American culture, such as the Gullah people and Louisiana Cajuns, I started talking to African American women more and more, I evolved from my prejudices and became a better person,
It doesn't excuse my racism, sexism and hateful content in that past, I should have known better but I can't change what I was and I'm not the only either who went though this, it's just the way it turned out
No. 621325
>>621312I'm the same anon, anon
>>621311I don't know about all that, I do think the black community culture detereted greatly since the 70's and has only been getting worse
No. 621468
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I can't stop thinking about Vaush's gf. She's probably trash like him but I can't help but feel bad for her.
No. 621591
>>621586It’s okay, anon, I sent my mom
meow because
i talk like a fucking retard with my friends and I still feel like a fucking embarrassment.
No. 621675
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I’ve probably spent at least $2k+ of my unemployment money on squishies. Still gonna buy more. They’re so useless but so fucking cute
No. 621764
>>621763Sorry to have
triggered half lolcow, it‘s 3 am haha.
Our fast fashion hating rainbow not shooping her pics pixielocks.
No. 621777
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>>621745Here you go anon! It’s my food squishy collection.
No. 622020
>>621854Well you know what you have to buy and the sooner the better.
Be more careful in the future with your alcohol consumption.
No. 622089
>>622027Not OP but when I initially gained a bit with my partner it was because I was eating out (date nights) and fixing yummy meals for him and indulging in them myself. Suddenly that extra bit of cuddle time in the morning and evening became more important and appealing to me than strapping on my gear and going for runs where I'd proceed to be sweaty and self-conscious.
I know not everyone gains weight in relationships but for me it was easy for the pounds to tack on. Even easier when my job became stressful and my ex started to make me very unhappy. Food became a sole comfort, and then I felt I didn't want to look good for anybody, not even myself.
No. 622135
>>622027Also nayrt but I agree with the other anons, eating regularly with another person tends to make me copy their portion size but I have a smaller frame and PCOS so I generally need to eat less than most people. I just feel so comfortable with my bf that I don't stress about all the little snacks he feeds me until they start adding up and my clothes get tight.
I wouldn't break up with someone over it unless they're pressuring you to eat more and shaming you for being "wasteful" by not finishing your plate, I've experienced that too.
No. 622238
>>622190How did you two meet?
I used to think that mens dicks probably stopped working at around 50, I miss the days when I thought that lol
No. 622240
>>622190Hot, anon.
I'm really, really sorry about the lack of emotional reciprocation, though. You should probably head out before you get even more attached and hurt.
No. 622241
>>622190you should probably stop seeing him so you can go and experience a wholesome relationship with someone your age…
being the other woman to any man, you end up resenting him for never reciprocating, and the fact that he wants to have his cake and eat it too.
No. 622472
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My friend comes into our group chat (or to us indiviually, probably) every couple of days complaining about guys she's talking to on dating apps. Today, she came in talking about a guy who tried to mansplain her how birth control works, and another of our friends asked her where she keeps finding all these trash ass dudes at, and she said "they just exist."
She's not entirely wrong, but I don't have the heart to tell her she just bad at choosing men. Not saying that any of us in the group are amazing at it, but I am considering telling her to go back to the guy who wasn't an asshole but was awful at sex just so I don't have to hear about the men of POF anymore. I guess the confession part of this is that it's lowkey an ego boost seeing that she can't talk to a guy for more than a week, and I've been talking to the same guy for months, though it means nothing since we're not dating, so this entire post is just stupid and petty
No. 622602
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>>622601I don't like her for obvious reason, but I loved it when her defense of abortion
triggered her male peers.
No. 622823
>>622723It was still in the packaging and not even close to touching anything else…
It's just really annoying how he'll decide he's not hungry anymore and just immediately go to throwing it away even if there's still good stuff left. He doesn't even put it in the correct bin with the rest of the food scraps for compost.
No. 623076
>>623060I'm
>>622981 and I'm actually a 25 year old ill-adjusted hag with a boring office job that allows me to shitpost online all day
No. 623241
>>623236it is for religious reasons lol. I'm just not very religious and to the books I guess. I know it's wrong I just don't give enough of a shit I guess.
>>623187I've seen anons in the past mention wearing one. We're equally as capable of being de-generates, believe me.
No. 623274
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I dont understand why this stupid scrote ive been talking to wont fuck me . Dude. What is with ur shit taste. so i got drunk and downloaded tinder. If everything goes according to plan i wil fuck tokorrow evening. I haven’t had sex in 3 years
Also a part of me believes no one will ever love me because i was raped and am a failure, that i lack the qualifications to be loved.
No. 623325
>>623283NTA but this post is the perfect mix of wholesome and bitchy at once. Also I agree, tho I think anon shouldn't conflate sex with love. Love is more about caring about the humanity and wellbeing of a person rather than bangin' them, though anon also deserves both types of "love" if that's what she wants.
Good luck anon and stay safe if you end up meeting strange guys. Make sure you tell someone where you are and have an escape planned if the guy is weird.
No. 623405
>>623400The older episodes are alright.
I find the earlier seasons of South Park to also be super funny. I miss Jesus and Pals
No. 623559
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I bought these and look forward to fucking wearing them.
No. 623566
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>>623559where did you get these anon? I wanna buy these shoes from Koi Footwear so bad and although I can afford them I dont know what I'd style them with other than my black fringe cowboy shirt
No. 623569
>>623566I got them from dollskill, hence the shame and posting it here in confession thread. But they were on sale. They are Y.R.U brand which is kiiind of expensive but I saw them and couldn't resist.
Just search space cowgirl on dollskill
No. 623571
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>>623569omg, the boots on there are so cute. i wish i had money.
No. 623650
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>>623598zomg ballz guys i love these
No. 623777
>>623765Happy late birthday! Right now, all you can do is worry about the present, and in the present you need professional help. It's so worth it if you can afford it. Imagine who you could be once the agonizing pressure of mental illness is even somewhat lifted. I believe in you and I know you can be a better person anon.
Also, it's not necessarily bad to be a virign as an adult! Take your time.
No. 623869
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i like to make people angry when im in a bad mood, it genuinely elates me, completely reverses it like i transferred all my bad energy to them. i used to grief hardcore on MMOs/MOBAs but they shut that shit down too fast nowadays. this place is the next best thing because so many posters here are hair-trigger ragers to a spitting autistic degree over the most mundane shit imaginable. when i get a response to my post full of seething rage at all of these things some psycho-chan assumed from what i said, it's like watching a comedy routine or something. probably sociopathic of me to feel this way….
No. 623880
>>623869I know who you are
And I know what you did
No. 623891
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>>623888Sometimes I cry thinking about how my husbandos aren't real. My bf accepts this authentic part of me, which is really nice.
No. 623930
>>623882Me too anon
Spending time with my normie friends is such a breath of fresh hair. It’s kinda mean to say but it’s nice to talk to people who have their life together and aren’t mentally ill weebs/Lolita’s/cosplayers.
No. 623969
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>>623325>>623325Thanks for looking out for me anons. I had a wild ride this evening. It’s so difficult when ur horny and lonely not to conflate sex with love but now ive actually had sex it takes the edge of it? Anyway i
> rimmed someone for the first time > golden shower. > try to drink pee> pee is way too salty> laugh and spit out peeNow what im older i can communicate way more easily about what i want so it feels sex like sex is more fun. Im officially at “wall” age but i look and feel so much better than i did as a teen (it helps that im petite and on top of that i lost 5kg during covid).
>>623946This is of the most heartbreaking things of trying to date scrotes. Im EXTREMELY sex positive if that wasnt obvious. But despite it being well known that exploitation and abuse of women is so widespread in the porn industry scrotes will do anything to defend their porn habit.
>>623903One of my faves. Ishiguro at his best!
No. 624011
>>623954this is the confession thread so i won't judge your feelings but you did end it with "i don' know how to handle it with care" so here's my 2c:
fucking don't, holy shit. don't talk about it. if she's had an ED she's probably torturing herself over it, or is at least painfully aware. why do you need to talk about it on top of that?
No. 624022
>>623954I agree with the other anon. Don’t say anything it’s totally happy unnecessary and she’s probably already trying to get it under control.
The other day my bf told me I was getting fatter and although I lost some weight, I’m too stressed right now to keep it off. Just vote your tongue don’t be a dick.
No. 624076
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>>624062I couldn't agree more anon
No. 624088
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I’m glad i’m good looking because my personality is garbage and I have no sociql skills.
No. 624147
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The only reason why I follow that pick-me cow on /snow/'s thread is to read her comic. Just something about it makes me want to know what's next.
Reminds me of my life me
No. 624391
>>624201ah, same. i was a scary anachan in my teens, but recovered and got really fat. i stayed recovered until i dropped 20lbs super fast recently because of a depressive episode and it's set me off again. i feel semi-pretty for the first time in a long time. like you, i don't want to be spooky but i do want to be hot.
i'm about to go on paroxetine though so fuck knows how that'll affect my body
No. 624450
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People who say "finna" are retarded and I hate them
No. 624458
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I was a bully in grade 5. There was a girl who was a little slow and very naive in my class, her parents are divorced and she lived with her dad and older brother. The teacher told me to help her with homework. She would come to my house every week and i would be mean to her many times. She was bad at math and i got angry and yell at her, I didn’t touch or hit her tho. Then in grade 6, me and her went to different classes and some girls at the new class took advantage of her, they took her money and stuff, i found out about that and told her to stop hanging out with them. After a while I didn’t see her at school anymore. I feel so bad and i want to cry whenever i think about her, she was just like a puppy that need to be taken care more and she deserved better. I guess i got my karma when i was bullied in grade 11 and it was worse lol. I deserved that. I hope she’s doing fine and someone is looking after her.
No. 624459
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>>624447I find it funny as hell, but hey, men can't take what they dish out kek
No. 624485
>>624210Lol it happens. I’m average/thin but I carry weight shitty and I’m getting older so I want to avoid that happening.
>>624391I was bordering on looking anachan as a teenager too, but I genuinely just had an insane metabolism. I never thought about food or nutrition EVER. I miss that sm. I gained quite a bit after, putting me in a normal BMI range, but I want to get to somewhere inbetween; clothes look better and I feel better!
>>624395>>624397>>624412>>624418Idk diets always struck me as thinly veiled socially acceptable EDs. I guess bc I grew up never thinking about this shit, calorie counting and IF strike me as obsessive behavior. EDs can be present while being average/overweight, right??
… tbh the mere fact I can’t fathom why someone would/could get Eugenia skinny is probably a sign that I don’t have a true ED.
No. 624504
>>624487This is like the 4th woman I’ve seen complaining about having “low set breasts” in the last 24 hours. All of you have normal boobs, stop being retarded enough to fall for the myth that “normal boobs” begin at your fucking clavicles like bolt-ons. It’s insanity inducing to witness hundreds of anons a day come on here distraught about some completely normal feature of their body that they have convinced themselves makes them unlovable.
One day men are gonna start saying that only women with short toes are hot or some shit and all of y’all will send yourselves into depression over having “hideous, long toes” that are in reality well within the bell-curve of normal.
No. 624506
>>624504Yep. I'll never forget this fucking post
>>>/g/136108 when I see complaints like that lmao, those boobs are what anons think is 'sagging noticeably'. Absolutely ridiculous.
No. 624508
>>624504Lol it’s just a small gripe anon, I like my body just fine.
But I get where you’re coming from. A male has never noticed/cared, and god help him if one did. Women are far too hard on themselves in an attempt to please a population mainly comprised of violent pedos lacking empathy. Ok, maybe “mainly” is a bit much, but I’m disillusioned w males overall.
No. 624679
Nothing shames me more than confessing that my biggest dream is to fall madly in love with someone. And I mean madly, passionately in love. I've had relationships before and while I have definitely loved all my partners, I don't think I've ever felt the eros kind of love for anyone, it's more like all my previous SO's felt like family to me, which in the long run made my relationships feel super weird because there's just so much skinship you can endure when you feel more of a maternal/sisterly/friendly love for someone. For the longest time I thought there was something wrong with me (which granted, chances are there is) or that I was incapable of feeling that way, however I've noticed that when I get really engrossed in let's say a romance novel, I feel things that I have never felt in real life, I feel the whole longing, wishing to be touched and held, getting horny (which I barely ever do) idk I project hard on the protagonist. shit this is so cheesy brb I'm going to throw up
No. 624681
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I've never seen 1917 but when the trailer was playing all the time, I instantly started crushing on the shorter dude and the other day I decided to find out who he was and god dammit it's Tommen from Game of Thrones…
He looks so much better with brown hair and a chunkier/stockier look. Like, that's my type. How tf did he capture it so perfectly??
there's probably a better thread I could put this in but whatever, I'm confessing my love for 1917 short boy
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It’s funny when cows go mad and spam lolcow with retarded selfposting, but there are times in which I just wish the cows would just turn over a new leaf so they could stop being cows, then i see how shitty they are and stop feeling bad for them.
No. 625834
>>624975Reading that legit made me feel better anon, I've honest to god never met anyone who relates
so it kind of made me feel like a weird case
>>625102makes sense, I honestly don't think I will find a guy that makes me feel that way so I've decided to at the very least find someone who is not a complete pos and just settle for whatever I can find. I honestly wish I liked woman, girls are always better looking than guys or will at last try their best to look good, not to mention the vast majority of the time they are better people, sucks I don't find them sexually appealing
No. 625963
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I ship Dante/Vergil from the DMC games. I know it's disgusting and problematic because they're twin brothers and usually I'd find that shit off-putting at best but it's the only case where I don't mind.
No. 626022
>>626017well i mean….
Uh..It could be worse, there are worse lesbians. You could be the 38 year old lesbian who only dates young teens and likes underage girls, i actually knew a lesbian like that and she was so fucking creepy and a lazy piece of shit.
>>626019You'd be surprised on how normalized it is in society for people to date underage girls.
When i was in high school there was a 22 year old guy who lived in the dorm and he would flirt with all the 15 year old and and 16 year old girls and everyone was okay with that.
No. 626031
>>626028Sorry if I alarmed you.
I am so scared of even accidentally grooming her I am very careful with my words and I won't lay a finger on her even like, in a romantic way until she's of age (if she still wants me by then)
Honestly the confession part of it is that my stupid horny lonely brain even CONSIDERS her as a partner. I doubt I formulated my original post that way.
I can platonically crush on her safely though, it's not like I am actually going to do something unless I am willing to torture myself forever with the reminders of my degeneracy.
No. 626036
>>626022When I was 20 I met a girl in a nightclub (drinking age is 18 here) and I went home with her. This club was pretty strict about IDing people but I bumped into her a few months later and she admitted she was 17 and still in secondary school. She was wearing her school uniform that day so she kinda had to tell me..
I was pretty bothered when I found out. She lied and I still felt like shit.
No. 626054
>>626052I'm biased, but I don't think that people having those sorts of issues diminishes someone's ability to be a good social worker/mental health professional. I struggle with those issues and more and want to be a social worker–however, I don't post about it online (barring here sometimes kek) and go to therapy, live healthfully, and work very hard towards recovery and self-love. I think that if you do struggle, you
have to endure healing in order to be good at helping others, and if this girl you mention hasn't, then that sucks, and I hope that she does get better before working with others, or at the very least, can separate her own issues from those of her clients.
No. 626074
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i had sex with my bf while he was wearing my underwear and got off to it immensely, but i'm a raging TERF. i think the latter has to do with why it was hot, like humiliating a man felt good
i'm going to hell
No. 626094
>>626088If this is real, I fully support you and your choice of insult.
I've lived in way too many apartments where the neighbors are constantly pregnant single mothers and they would expect me to go out of my way to hold the main entrance door open for them and their kids… wouldn't be a problem if they weren't throwing parties and telling me to fuck the previous night. Lovely free apartment and no work in the morning, must be nice.
No. 626099
>>626085Noticed this too anon. The craziest people always gravitate towards positions of power, especially when that position obscures the fact they're a shit human.
>>626088Kek. Based anon. Aside from the pandemic itself (obviously), the worst thing to come out with all the social distancing is the hordes of low IQ sheeple regurgitating media buzzwords because it gives them an excuse to impose their "authority" over other people.
No. 626183
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When I was 13 I was a typical obnoxious teenage weeb with omgsorandom humor. I had this best friend who went to the same school and she had the same sort of humor. I liked to draw (and was fairly good at it for a 13 year old) and for some reason we thought it was absolutely hilarious to sneak explicit tentacle hentai drawn by me into the backpack of this shy boy in our class.
I still feel bad about it sometimes, that poor guy probably thought there was something seriously wrong with us. Which I guess there was. It's a decade ago and I can laugh about it now but it still kinda bothers me too, I wish I could've told teenage me how not ok some things were.
A few years later the friendship ended in part because she felt weird about it after I told her I liked girls, lol. Don't know what she expected.
My mom ended up finding one of the drawings in my bag too, which was to date one of the most awkward moments I've had with my parents. Imagine discovering tentacle porn featuring a big titty anime girl that was obviously drawn by your daughter in her school bag.
No. 626209
>>626137Kids should not be trusted with younger kids lol. This reminds me of a time I was babysitting my nephew when I was in the third grade. I had to change his diaper and I had no idea how to do it so I just took it off of him and set it on the floor as a start. I was trying to figure everything out with the wipes and baby powder and getting a new diaper ect. when the fucking dog came out of nowhere and started eating out of the diaper. Idk why I didn't throw it away asap but I was a dumb kid.
Anyways I started freaking out and I was trying to restrain the dog and lock it up so it would stop bothering me, meanwhile my nephew was crawling around and getting his shit-booty everywhere and laughing like it was some sort of game. It was a nightmare to deal with. I obviously did not do a very good job cleaning up because my mom came home and was absolutely livid. She kicked my ass in front of him
No. 626479
>>626183I remember having a huge ass folder with a bunch of kawiwi androgynous guys in a body pillow type of pose, I used to draw myself as an anime guy as well, so it was mostly androgynous me posing with whatever I considered fashionable at the moment.
I think my parents found my stuff at one point, because they know I’m a retard who can’t handle confrontation and stress, my mom would suddenly lecture me out of the blue like, I could be having breakfast with her in a room, and she would suddenly start talking to me about how shitty is it like to be gay and such.
It was so awkward I still want to die.
No. 626481
>>626183>>626225>>626256>>626479Holy shit, this was one of my greatest nightmares as an overly horny teen artist. Can't believe it happened to some poor souls out there.
F for your younger selves.
No. 626774
>>626771Same anon. The first porn site I found was efukt and I masturbated to a lot of (fucked up) shit on that website even at age 8.
I am completely fucked with my porn interests now
No. 626782
>>626776Oh come on, you know people masturbate to that shit.
Again, I was 8 and it was the first "internet porn" that I'd ever seen.
Actually the first video I ever saw on that site was "World's Biggest Pussy" and I thought it was real.
No. 626799
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Speaking of degenerate porn, I was exposed to troll pics of women fucking horses on Gaiaonline when I was like 11 and it set me off on a lifelong fetish for massive amounts of cum and horse dicks.
My size queen tendencies have waned as I grew older and horse porn mostly icks me now since I can tell they're abused/sedated.
>but mfw I realized my bf naturally cums buckets
No. 626808
>>626801Lolol, if I wasn't grossed out when I was 11, what makes you think I would be now? The only thing that changed is now I care about other living things.
>>626802Never posted this but I get why I can't be alone.
No. 626814
>>626771Same. Despite all the noporn and even abstinence from masturbation for a time, the weird fetishes remain if I court them. Even just in my imagination.
At least we're not alone in the struggle and it isn't truly our fault. Proud of you for also kicking the addiction.
No. 627061
>>626771I have an old fetish that started when I was really young. It's not immoral but it's still gross enough that I want it to go away. I also have a newer fetish that is easier to explain and comes with less shame. I am trying to wean myself off the more shameful porn using this new fetish. It's slow progress but I can orgasm without the shameful thing so that's a big deal for me after all those years of needing it.
From 13 to 30 I was getting off to this thing that I couldn't tell anyone about.
No. 627079
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>>626771Being a female cumbrain is a curse/blessing. There isn't much porn for women so it's not as addictive but looking for good porn is like finding gold. I use my cumbrain as a motivation to draw.
No. 627105
I think I fucking hate my brother. He is in his mid 30s, married to an ignorant immature bitch, expecting his first child this year, and yet he has only gotten more shallow and self centred as he's aged. He's constantly pandering for the approval of his wife and her conniving family while neglecting our side of the family entirely. It's like he doesn't even have a sense of self anymore, and has become so far removed from our family and our heritage that talking to him is like talking to a stranger. We are incredibly lucky to have loving and dedicated parents who worked really hard to give us everything we needed and then some, without relying on anyone but each other. They are getting older and it's just a matter of time before we have to start looking out for them quite seriously. My brother never checks in on them even though they live in the same city, and when he does reach out to them it's because he's asking for something, or coercing them into giving him a lavish gift that he thinks he deserves even though my parents don't have a lot of money. I just think he's such a selfish airhead, I hate that he's bringing a child into the world, I hate that he's a drain on our family and doesn't take a second to think about how his actions effect the people that raised him and showed him unconditional love, I hate that I have to interact with him and his pompous bitch wife. The worst part is that he's a fucking soft boy with a fragile ego so he constantly gets a pass for being shitty because he's *~sensitive. Sometimes I just wish he would disconnect entirely and leave us alone for good because thinking about the stupid shit he continues to do just raises my blood pressure.
No. 627184
>>627171Nta but my husband moved back in with his parents after we split…ten years later and he's still living in his childhood bedroom and doing nothing with his life. No job, nothing.
He had a wife, job and paid rent til one day he just regressed back to being 15 again
No. 627185
>>627171Ugh sorry anon. I've had my fair share of momma's boys and I would never date a man with an enmeshed family dynamic ever again.
Last ex had a couple of bitch leech sisters who always side-eyed me. Cause how dare I keep their brother away from them by not driving his car-less ass across multiple states to see them. Or that I was only able to get him free airfare passes through my agency a couple times a year so he could go see them. Meanwhile they never came to visit us or did dick for us in general. Watched my ex buy his nephew countless holiday presents while turning around and whining to me about having no money. I was just sooooooo selfish /s Fuck doing that ever again.
No. 627231
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I don't care about borzoi chan, I was just excited to see animals posted because I enjoy seeing animal imageboard reacts. Seeing the same cat ones over and over are kinda boring. Wish more farmers loved animals beyond cats and dogs.
No. 627240
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>>627231I FUCKING LOVE CHICKENS
wish i could have a whole bunch of 'em
No. 627253
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>>627240my family has pet chickens, they're so cute!! Two of them will hop on my lap and beg for food. Whenever I go outside I can hear them make happy chicken noises, I love how serene chickens are. Someday I'm gonna have my own place with a beautiful garden and my own chickens in it.
No. 627274
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>>625097From a design standpoint this thing is just fucking hideous. The bright rainbows and pastels mixed with dark browns and blacks just don't go well together.
Sage for no1curr
No. 627291
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>>627231Chicken owners rise up
No. 627293
>>627291Red
rooster owner standing by
No. 627295
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>>627291Arise chicken. Chicken arise.
No. 627299
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taylor has kinda triggered my ed lately
No. 627329
>>627250yeah. against just to clarify i'm not that first anon and can't speak for her but like she said I also don't go out of my way to be an asshole or anything. I understand why certain things are bad and why I shouldn't do them and why I should shoulder certain responsibilities to take the burden off others but there's almost no emotional weight behind it. I help people out because I know I'm supposed to, not because I'd feel bad if I didn't.
>you're aware that it's a detriment and ruining your chances at having fulfilling relationships with others, which is essential to your emotional well-being?yes I'm acutely aware. Thanks for reminding me.
No. 627543
>>627366>>627498>>627432Well…. haha, you’re not wrong. He’s been fat his entire life, his parents are fat, he grew up eating trash (USA! USA!). He’s so sweet and empathetic; he’s such a good person, I kinda don’t even consider him a male lol. Gets me coffee every AM, makes me sandwiches, rubs my back, walks the dogs, cleans the bathroom…
I love him and I’m selfish and I don’t want him to widow me at 50 uggghhhhhh
No. 627573
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>>627490>>627514The fashion dump thread is our front, go crazy bitches !
No. 627767
>>627692That's really sad anon.
If you don't feel up to it, please don't. At least for now, since you're in a bad place and having flashbacks, forcing yourself won't help.
No. 627857
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edating warning
>break up with bf ~2yrs ago
>start taking a lot again around this year
>he was in a relationship at the time, but after a few months, he was flirting and talking with this other girl
>privately and anonymously message girl1 and find out they broke up, he was a dick to her and was flirting with many girls at the end of their relationship, as soon as they broke up he immediately dated someone else
>start getting close to him and be affectionate to the point where he (in)directly starts telling me he misses me/our relationship and breaks up with his gf
>i drop the affection and now he is heartbroken
i hate shitty men.
No. 627903
>>627692If he’s a good guy I’m sure he’d feel horrible if he found out that you fucked him without wanting to. I’d be kinda humiliated and also feel so guilty; please don’t do anything you don’t want to for his ‘sake.’
Have you talked to a therapist anon? Are you on any kind of medication that might be killing your libido?
No. 628538
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>>628523anon I know you don't want to think about it but it wasn't him. it just wasn't. creepy men all have the same pits in their hearts and it shows on their faces. it was a different, ugly, terrible man, who surrendered his individuality when he chose to be the son of a bitch he is, and morphed into the monolith that is the creepy man. besides, your bio dad isn't so special he gets to pop up in your life on two occasions. they are both two, separate handfuls of dirt dropped in the river that is your life, totally eradicated by the current, and they'll wash up somewhere and be eaten up and shit out by some worm just like every other piece of dirt. sorry i'm drunk just love yourself anon.
No. 628631
>>628500It ok
nonny, I only learned when I was damn near 10. Another kid at school always had to tie them for me until my deadbeat father taught me and treated me like I was retarded the entire time.
No. 628725
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I wanna be fucked by a muscular hot guy wearing a maid costume
No. 628732
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>>628725The sadness is real
>tfw no beefy bf to fuck me while dressed like pic related. No. 628750
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>>628732I unironically refuse to stop believing that vampires exist for real. One day, anons… lol
No. 628752
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>>628732that pic is blessed as fuck
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>>628750This is the very same guy, during the very same year, but looking 100% worse.
What more proof do men need to get that a) they need to keep their hair long and b) stop wearing ugly, unfitting shit?! Sorry for the aggression, but that's just so depressing, god knows how many guys are out there who would have the potential to become a cute but they're too fucking dumb.
No. 629287
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This is so embarrassing oh well,
When I was about 11 or 12 I wanted to cosplay Rika from digimon tamers (since i was obsessed with her and she resonated with me a lot) for Halloween mainly at school where everyone would be dressed up for it.i vividly remember wanting a Rika costume from eBay and wanting to tell my dad to buy it but I was afraid he would scold me for the price (it was around $70) I didn't know what to do I even began crying. I think on the next day I showed him this shirt similar to hers (some raglan shirt) but he got mad at me so days after disappointment and anguish I tried making my own shirt with a crappy washable marker,coloring the sleeves and drawing the broken heart.to end it all I never wore it at all and I just wore regular clothes to school.i even wanted the digivice and a renamon plush but they were expensive and rare back then on eBay to complete the look.i also bought orange spray hair dye at party city,even though I did spray it on my hair because I felt terrible on Halloween for not cosplaying her.
No. 629433
>>629427For health, it is important to have regular and consistent activity, not strenuous activity.
If you do yoga a few times a week and go cycling/hiking from time to time, it will do miracles for your quality of life in old age.
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>>629287Anon, you deserve that cosplay, get it, you can be Rika this Halloween even if you will stay at home, live your dreams.
No. 629580
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I cry easily and I have stopped to not cry because people tend to try to help me when I’m crying.
In example:
>Lost in the unfamiliar city in the middle of the night
>cry
>strangers will comfort me and barkeeper offers me shelter
It’s too tiring to be embarrassed all the time so I’ll try to find the positive side of living as a womanchild.
I wonder when I’ll become too old to pull the ~uwu I'm fragile please save me~ move and people will just think that I’m insane?
No. 629648
>>629644Anon if you have a bachelor + fulltime job you should be able to support yourself right? Why does it matter what your parents think or want then?
>I'm too ashamedInstead of saying you forgot to finish your essay, just be up front and tell them you decided not to do it and that they'll have to respect your decision as an adult.
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>>629686Same. Now I'm emotionally stunted with trust issues.
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>>630116I this this ask and another one to Micky 2 years ago. I'm not the type to care about what people set their prices as but I wanted to ruffle her feathers I guess. I'm honestly embarrassed of it cause it's psycho and immature to do something like this but oh well.
No. 630135
>>630126Yeah it was shitty of you.
But c'mon she really should have thicker skin if she wants to work with art. It's pretty common for clients to complain about prices, try to get stuff for free or refuse to pay after.
No. 630137
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My fiancé and I are about to move into a place with two of his friends. I’m honestly looking forward to it because I think being around them will force him to be more helpful. They’re independent whereas he relies on me completely for laundry, cooking, etc. They already roast him a little for how much he makes me do so I’m excited for the transformation. I’m also lonely as fuck so I hope they’ll bring girls around who I can befriend.
No. 630238
>>630231Did you order some custom furry ear headband? I promise you that if write a review like that, most people buying that kind of thing will take it 100% at face value and never catch the sarcasm. Just be honest with the seller about your issues and write an honest review afterwards, taking into account if they worked with you on the issues or not.
You’re pissed off and creating a self fulfilling prophecy where you’ll continue to be pissed off once your money is gone for good and you really can’t change anything. Don’t be dumb.
No. 630240
>>630224Christ I feel that. I'm the same way, 24 years old and unable to form a relationship with anyone. It's hard not to feel like something is wrong with you a lot of the time
I'm sorry anon I don't have any advice I just want you to know that you are far from the only person with this problem
No. 630244
>>630238>Did you order some custom furry ear headband? Wow, that super specific. Do you have something to tell the class?
Nonnie my money has been gone for a few months now. Do you not understand mental energy and how people don't feel like waiting another year for their items or going back and forth with a dingbat who has proven they don't fucking listen anyway? I'm going to do what I want and that seller can eat shit.
No. 630278
>>630275There
was someone in the Leftthots thread who said one of the flakes said he was trying his hardest to push his weird fetishes on /ot/.
No. 630285
>>630278Every day there's some story about either sharts, liquid shits (while on a zoom call ooh I hope they didn't hear me!) or an anon struggling to push out a large turd.
I can't count how many times I've read the sentence "I can't stop shitting" on here in the last week
No. 630315
>>630285I think two of them have been me. Usually I use the phone when I use the bathroom and I'm usually shitting so, I come on to lolcow and write whatever I'm thinking. That's really the only time I use lolcow.
Sometimes it's so painful I gotta vent to someone but i can't with my boyfriend so I just vent and bitch about it here.
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I remember in high school I was part of this "Japan Club".
My school put on a Multicultural show and we joined as a fashion show. The teacher running it was apprehensive in letting us in, probably bc she knew we were all weebs. We strutted to Gackt in thrifted frankenstein outfits (none of us knew how to sew) and we did a "traditional" dance at the end which consisted of wearing kimonos and slowly waving Japanese parasols around.
I'm almost 30, and I still randomly remember and cringe.
>pic related
Can you guess the lolita?
No. 630587
>>630516Just talk to any “femboy” you see on the Internet, that will definitely make you reprogram your brain.
Upgrade, anon, instead of the disgusting balding men and the underaged retards, fantasize about the goodness of fit but not too fit men wearing tailored blouses and men heels.
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>>630581That was me!
I'm doing fine, coincidentally just ate one before reading your post lol. I hope you're doing okay as well
No. 630769
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I hate porn, and I hate hentai, like all of it. My guilty pleasure is reading tall girl vanilla smut manga from time to time, and I can't even finish them because I get embarrassed.
No. 630983
>>630963I've never posted before
>>630975Thanks anon, I know it's usually used when fighting back after years of feeling 'lesser' over having more labia, but yeah both types are totally normal, and adult.
No. 631121
>>631101what point are you making
>>631105I'm getting the bishoujo Pinhead!
No. 631129
>>631110Do you think saying this makes you look good? It just makes you seem twofaced like
>>631125 said
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>>631110I'm the opposite, I don't go out of my way to be a dick but I'm pretty bold/confrontational irl whereas when people start infighting online I turn into pic related
No. 631246
>>631154On one hand I agree with the
>>631242 sentiment, on the other it kinda sounds like it's just a superficial crush for you and you might regret it because all you really wanted was to make out with a friend, not to have a relationship. It would be a good thing to bring up with your boyfriend for sure, though if he has some attachment issues there might be a negative reaction. Still, better to talk than to cheat.
No. 631343
>>631336get therapy anachan.
slightly underweight can look cute on some girls but eugenia literally looks like a real life lich.
at this point i think her mother is secretly a necromancer.
No. 631346
>>631246>>631216I don't get it, what I should be telling him about it? So he can give me a freecard to kiss her? I'm not being sarcastic, I'm just trying to understand.
>>631235We've been dating for 4 years and living together for 1.
>>631242I wish I could but I love my bf. And besides of feeling guilt, what I feel about my friend has not interfered what I feel about him. This is why I wonder if this is just a crush. Can you be in love with two people at the same time? I don't think so.
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>>629429>>629435>>629515Thanks anons
I probably will this Halloween also I forgot to mention another reason why I wanted to dress up as her as a tween is that she didn't wear a skirt/dress (I was a tomboy)so it made me even happier relating to her
No. 631380
I love being confrontational too much. There's been times where I started screaming at people, lecturing them or daring them to hit me. I feel like that is the sign of a personality disorder. I'm also surprised I haven't been killed.
>>631364My right nipple used to have one single big hair growing out of it like a pube.
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I worked at a crisis hotline for a time and I quit because I couldn’t handle the amount of times I wanted to tell some dudes to just fucking do it pussy faggot. Some men will call repeatedly completely shitfaced and incoherent and there is literally nothing you can say or do, they just want someone to suffer with them. Lowkey still hope those cunts did it, can’t imagine some poor people having to put up with that shit irl.
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I genuinely cried when (undertale spoiler) papyrus rejected me for that date. I actually really liked him to the point where my boyfriend got me a Papyrus plushie. He's great and actually funny and caring and loving. Yeah I genuinely had a crush on that dumbass skeleton.
I'm a total loser that cries at video game rejections. Reminds me of my real life.
>picrel the plushie I got
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I was sexually aroused by doomer girls bf when I saw this picture
No. 632709
>>632699On AO3: hollycomb, orphan_account, delires, Blankblank
On FF.net: Seaouryou, JoeMerl, SekritOMG
The Scenic Route by hollycomb is the first one I'd recommend if you read romance. You have to tell me yours to complete the shame circle.
No. 632957
>>632945 yeah unfortunately once you start making money from this shit it's much more likely you'll get doxxed. You need to use your real identity for Adsense and Patreon etc, you can take precautions but never be totally safe.
I even thought about setting up a generic company to associate with those things so it wouldn't use my real name, but in my country whoever owns/directs companies is public record so I'd have to set it up overseas, you can see how it turns into a whole ball ache. And the idea of doing another set of taxes every year gives me heart palpitations too
No. 633305
>>633299I can't imagine fucking one person and then commiting to marriage, even as a woman (and not the most sex obsessed woman either) I would want to experience other people and at least get that out of my system
Anyway, you freaky thing you. Behave yourself anon! lol
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>>633457Hey, meet n’ fuck games were retarded but they were better than watching extra-degenerate shit and talking to scrotes on the internet.
No. 633771
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I love insta "model" fashion, and I think i would look good in it, but I don't have the inner confidence to pull it off. pics not the best example but it's pretty close
No. 633787
>>633771That looks incredibly cheap, I'm not talking about trashy, just like $3 aliexpress tier, get some taste
>>633783Resident role-player, pay it no mind
No. 633795
>>633783She's only in our friend group because she's such a cow. But it's not really bullying if you deserve it, imo.
>>633787Why are you so willing to bat for a pickme anon?
No. 633807
>>633803lmao you're seething
>>633805Says the person on a gossip imageboard. She is annoyig and that's why she doesn't have any friends.
No. 633813
>>6338071) We're both on this board
2) I dont make friends with cows, that reflects on you bunny
3) I'm def not in your boring gc
No. 633815
>>633813It's fun to fuck around with people. Give it a try sometime.
Anyways my ugly pickme buddy said that it wasn't a big deal that RBG died today and that she should have resigned earlier. So yeah she totally had it coming to her. She is so obnoxious lmao, someone should put her in her place.
No. 633960
>>633953Me too
Makes me feel relaxed
No. 634045
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I’m falling in love with an influencer
parasocial relationships are no joke, anons
No. 634052
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My back teeth (from pre molar to onwards) look just like Lillee Jean's.
Thank god that no one but my dentist sees them.
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I just spent almost five minutes rehearsing how exactly I was going to say "thank you" when my crush compliments my new earrings today, thats really the type of bitch i turned into huh
No. 634126
>>633954this should go with outside saying but obviously I mean women I interact with in real life on a regular basis. Obviously I haven't met the billions of women in the world
>>633979It's not all of them, but because of my autism I can be awkward or come off as shy which a lot of women turn away from, or they just tell other people "oh I just get a bad feeling from anon"
I deem the women I met to be fake because a lot of women are undeniably two-faced. There's a difference between having basic manners for people and just being fake. The types of fake I interacted with are
>the fake tough girl who is pretty much a human version of all the "yas queen" twitter memes, they like to come off as confident and strong but you can tell deep down are super insecure and put down others>the girls who act hot shit but can't post a picture of themselves without a Snapchat filter>aesthetic obsessed girls who make an aesthetic their personality>pickmeshas>the typical snooty girl, a lot of them have oddball diets, nothing is wrong with dieting but this is just a trait among them, fake laugh a lot and claim high success while being mundane, a lot of these women tend to be toxic and shitty when their mask comes offThe women I usually get along with are 40+ yr old minority women, don't know but I have trouble relating to anyone my age
No. 634128
>>634063People don't bat for her, they criticize you because you're a piece of shit.
>keeping someone in your friend group as a "personal cow"Two faced and almost psychopatic.
>expecting her to change her opinions just because you told her to??????
No. 634140
>>634063This must be roommate anon.
Hey, if you want to fuck her so much, just get a sex doll or hire a hooker that looks like her, it will be better than constantly sitting there with horny thoughts about her.
No. 634263
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I have a neighbors downstairs with a dog that wont stop barking. I'm talking, it will bark for hours on end and it's starting to give me headaches, even with my windows shut all the way. No idea why it does this, but i really want to fins out where they live so i can leave a big bag of shit on their front door.
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Some time ago I posted in the Dumbass shit thread about a friend who went full Non-binary, neo pronouns, poly, and other stuff, I tried to keep with the friendship but she pushed all of us to the side because one of us likes Hazbin Hotel and that makes the whole group toxic or some crap.
But now that time went on, I am actually glad she left.
But really sucks loosing my friend and I feel like a jerk for feeling that I will never forgive her for leaving us for petty reasons, and even making passive agressive posts about us, even when she knew we where having bad times. But she did it anyways, now I can do more stuff than before, I can post my ramblings about cute men without having someone to complain at me "Your post fetishizes gay men and that´s homophobia!" or "You are eraising his coded-gay identity and that´s homophobia!"
I don´t wish any harm on her, I just don´t think we could get along again if she keeps with that "Everything you do is problematic as a cis straight wahman" talk, still, I´m glad that she made her choice to just leave the Internet.
P.D. She hasn´t answer my Discord invitation yet.
No. 634289
>>634279Believe it or not, there are some people who think Hazbin is too
problematic and legit feel offended over it.
For example, I heard some stuff about it transphobic because Angel is a coded-trans woman and a porn actor and that was bad but is also homophobic because being the flamboyant gay man character is also bad (?)
And some overthinking stuff about how it might hurt minorities, also some stuff about Vivz going around.
My friend began to parrot all that stuff but one of the group actually likes Hazbin, not even on a obssesive level, just casually liking posts about it, but she still got salty over it, rebloging multiple times a meme saying "HH fans are so annoying, god bless" and then block that person.
No. 634333
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I voted for Trump in 2016 and I literally want to kms every time I recall it.
For context, I'm white and grew up in a super Republican state with my only exposure to politics from my insufferable radical conservative father who loved Fox News. I was legitimately brainwashed, having never heard the other side and only listening to heavily skewed media. I only realized how fucked up my views were a few months after voting and then did a total 180 politically. Since I voted when I was 18, the time afterwards in college helped me to think critically and I was able to form my opinions on the issues. I genuinely have changed and I regret that vote more than anything. My career now is dedicated to helping the poor–something that I never cared about because I grew up thinking that people who were poor were lazy.
But regardless of how I've changed completely as a person I'm mortified that I actually voted for Trump in 2016. I don't think voter records are accessible by search for my state but my voter history could probably be requested. I feel like people will heckle me if they know which is why I'd never tell anyone, but I expect to maybe tell the person I date in the future. I feel selfish even confessing this because people have had their lives ruined by the Trump administration. I'm so sorry to all of those who have. Let's all vote his ass out in November.
No. 634351
>>634333Holy shit anon same. Like almost completely same. I haven't even told my closest friends that I voted for Trump. Only my bf and a few of my family members know, and they
still give me shit about it. I don't recommend telling anyone tbh. Just stay quiet about it and maybe talk to a therapist if you're really feeling guilty about it.
No. 634408
>>634333No one will ever know who you voted for if you don’t tell them.
The sign is disturbing. It’s much easier to bully white women than white men because women usually do not defend themselves when attacked. It’s cowardly.
There is also a new trend of claiming that white women lie about rape. This is even more disturbing.
No. 634510
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Whenever my cats go to my bf to cuddle with him, I get jealous and hurt. Cats in general always love him while I have to bribe them with treats although I am the crazy cat lady and spend all of my time with them. That is why I insist on always feeding them to make sure they bond with me as well. I feel horrible because I should be happy for my partner and my cats and they do like me as well. My confession is that I sometimes rustle with a toy or open a can of cat food when they cuddle with my bf so that they come to me. My bf once called me out on my behavior which is fair enough, but he made it even worse by saying "I will be their number 1 from now on." NO YOU WON’T CAT THIEF
No. 634511
>>634510Cats tend to like people who ignore them, for some reason.
Maybe pay your kitties a little less attention so they have the chance to get all up in your business.
Could be that they like your boyfriend's natural smell, too, though.
No. 634528
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Sometimes I wish I never had that growth hormone treatment as a kid until my teenage years just out of curiosity. Like, what would have happened in that case.
I got all the downside of growing up and puberty with none of the advantages anyway and I still suffered from "side effects" of my disorders despite the treatment. I'm sure if I never took these hormone injections I'd be a legit midget like these two actors in pic related and be able to get some sort of disability benefit but my social life would have be even more of a disaster. I wish I knew someone like me who I could talk to but it seems like I don't know anyone in my situation and if I do that means their treatment worked WAY better on them than on me so I wouldn't even be able to suspect they even needed it in the first place.
No. 634593
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My step sister broke up with her boyfriend for unknown reasons but pretty sure he cheated on her. Is it bad I don't feel too sorry for her and almost delighted even? She was always a bitch to me when little, and grew up to be very conceited and superficial, so she attracted a guy just like her. Pic related, the guy looked like a fuckboy. I almost feel like she got in a relationship with him just for bragging rights. He did not look like husband material, and like the type to jerk off to his own reflection. I'm also happy that my relationship i never publicize on social media is going strong and that maybe all those couples i see online taking cutesy pics with eachother aren't as happy as they seem. inb4 jinxed it kek
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>>634612happy bday anon ilu
No. 634779
>>634771Anon whilst none of that was healthy or cool, that's a really normally experience for many farmers. Are you new here? You're with your people.
Go read some old posts and know that it's not the end of the world, you're going to be okay
No. 634790
>>634771I developed a weird fetish/porn habit young. Welcome to the group anon!
Trying to wean myself off the porn, so far failing.. my kink is less concerning but I still don't have the guts to tell a therapist either.
No. 634830
>>634596Thanks anon. I'll keep occasionally looking for forums but there's still only old forums about parents making everything about themselves and refusing treatments for their kids (in my country it's free for the patients so they can't use the "it's expensive" excuse) to teach them that it's ok to be short! real friends will love you anyway, just like in silly cartoons! even though potential employers won't want to hire a 1m30 tall, baby faced man or woman for a job that requires talking or negotiating with clients and being taken seriously in general, nobody will want to date or fuck them except weirdos and in severe cases they won't be able to have kids themselves because of delayed or no puberty.
There are some of them who talk about how their kids have very specific problems like Turner's syndrome or a tumor which caused their growth hormone deficiency but that doesn't apply to me, mine happened on it's own which is even rarer.
No. 634836
>>634771Same anon. Got addicted to hentai because I was watching anime, and stumbled on it.
I don't want to normalize it by saying this, but using porn makes people more and more desensitized, and look for more extreme stuff, it's normal to end up in some depraved places.
No. 635146
>>635090I once rimmed a middle aged guy
when i was underage and stupid and he didn't really taste (even smell) of anything so I guess he must've came prepared. I wouldn't mind doing it again as long as the ass is clean as it can be. But I won't actively enjoy it. Nothing about it is hot imo
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I eat my own scabs. I’ve also eaten my mom’s and fiancé’s scabs. Would I eat a stranger’s scabs, you ask? Absolutely not. That’s fucking disgusting.
No. 635181
This is something I'm proud of but in hindsight it could have easily failed and backfired and I could never ever admit this to anyone
It's how I got my Pakistani family to be more secular and I do not advise anyone to do what I did because it took a lot of time and dedication (for me about 5 months) and as stated before it could have easily backfired
This happened around 3 years ago, my Family was a little too religious, my family was concerned about me and wanted to me a better slave to Allah, so at this point I had already given up my faith but I knew if I admited I would get killed so I planned a risky as hell operation
I did nothing but read the Quran and the various Hadiths for a month, start wearing hijab like all the time, delete all my songs(though I had them backed up on some spare usbs) from my laptop and mobile, my family is deligted by the "progress" I'm making at the start
I start quoting random hadith's in various situations like all the time, which somewhat annoys my parents but their still proud, I then start screaming haram and shirk at anything and everything. getting into some minor arguments with my parents and with them often giving up and relenting that I'm right, I purposely let my grades fall and they start asking me if something is wrong and I tell them the Quran and the wisdom of the Muhammad is the only knowledge that I need and those otter books were made by kafirs, this is the point they get really concerned
I start arguing at school with teachers about how they agents of the Zionists, I start lecturing my own family for not practicing Islam, start criticizing my mother for not wearing a hijab all the time and my father and brothes for not keeping long beards, I insult my own father's manhood for keeping a small beard
I start forcing my family to pray at inconvenient times. Once cut an important business call and demanded that he attend the namaz right that moment. They honestly start becoming miserable but they still deal with it
So I Start randomly testing them their knowledge of quran, especially if there are guests present. Tell them how ashamed of them I was. Guests get flustered and often times praise me in public but they are embrassed as hell and the aunties talk bad about me in their social circles,
I start praising isis and jihadist groups and harass nyt father for money, to buy plane tickets to Afghanistan or syria and Tell them I want to "Recruit" my friends if they dont give me the money
Suddenly they are talking about being more modern at home. And I know their near their breaking point
One day, declare that I was going to throw out the TV and break it with a stick. Because TV is haram, and claim, TV is making them fall away from Allah
My mom literally yells at me slaps me,(all acording to plan). They change my school and send me to this non muslim private school. Get me off all kinds of religious programs.
We go on a vacation in England, they are trying their hardest to get me forget about islamic shit. (I was pretending not to have a good time but I was enjoying everything actually)
send me to computer class and sports club(things i used to beg for )
I keep up the act for a couple more days and pretented to eventually forget all that.
They encouraged me to read works by non-muslims
>My father and brothers used to got to mosque every friday without fail, but after my whole debacle it gradually became a monthly thing and now it has come to ramadan and eid only visits.
>Mom has become more modern in terms of clothing, doesn't unnecessarily dons hijab, haven't seen her wearing burkha from the last 3 years. Also looks generally happier than she used to be.
And that's it, something I really put so much effort in that it ended up working, I really did think around the midway point that it would fail but it worked for me and I'm glad that I did it
No. 635186
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>>635171As the booger-eating anon, this disturbs me.
No. 635204
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>>635181You're amazing, how long did this last?
No. 635289
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This dumb as fuck but, my bf really likes it when I spit on him and hit him during sex. However I get really sad after It. I don't wanna hurt him, even if he wanted me to.
No. 635379
>>634111She's the one who reaches out to me, and I think it's funny to bully her. Some people need to be bullied more for their own good. I have an awesome life btw.
>>634140She is ugly. I'll pass.
>>634128She has shit tier political opinions. Why would you be ok with such a thing? I'm not a piece of shit. I'm doing the world a favor. Pickmes have it coming for them imo.
No. 635386
>>635382Come on girl. if a man wont eat pussy, he isnt good for anything.
>licking my elbowAre you completely numb down there or something? You have over 8,000 nerves in your clit alone. Either he's doing something wrong or you are numb to sex
No. 635416
>>635388 >getting fingered>getting ate outI've never managed to learn and remember what this thing means '<' Which one is greater, the one being pointed at or the other one?
I'm dumb, that's my confession
No. 635428
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>>635421She probably looks like this
No. 635430
>>635414Nah I'm not Asian. But she is.
>>635428Even if I did at least I'm not a pickme
No. 635452
>>635442Are you blind? The first pic was taken in DC where you can clearly see the Washington Monument. The second was taken in NYC.
>>635441That's what all cow say. kek. You are acting like wks right now.
No. 635490
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>>635416think of it like a mouth. the bigger number is better than the smaller one, the mouth wants to eat the greatest amount, not the smallest. or like pacman
No. 635499
>>635416I always remember it this way: The arrow goes from 'big' to 'small' (> left side is big, right side is small), and the big side means that side is greater.
I hope this makes sense lmao I'm terrible at explaining
No. 635506
>>635490anon did you draw this
I love it
No. 635520
>>635498I'm not dump enough to post pics like that. Have fun reverse image searching though. You'll never be able to find her in a million years, idiot. :^)
>>635476I'm not a pickme soooo
>>635474Yes, this is a website for doxxing peopl
>>635467wtf. What is an ABG
(go to therapy neetlita) No. 635525
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>>635181You are a true hero
No. 635552
>>635532>>635532I'm not NEETlita. I've never worn lolita. Am I definitely Asian or not?
>>635536I'm not complaining about her. I'm laughing at her and her stupid pickme ways. I would never sleep with somebody so obsessed with dick. She even sympathizes with incels.
>>635542Nah, I didn't. Why are you lying?
No. 635555
>>635552Oh so you waited
this long to deny that you’re neetlita…? Okay
No. 635556
>>635552>I'm not NEETlita.Then why did you admit to being her in
>>635379?
No. 635573
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>>635552>Nah, I didn't. Why are you lying?You're right anon, I made a mistake. The image search led me to the wrong info. You didn't post on August 12th.
However, I was right in that you posted here –
5 Years Ago>>>/ot/11573>>>/ot/11573>>>/ot/11573>You'll never be able to find her in a million years, idiot. :^)Because it's you and pictures from your personal collection. Hahahaha
Ladies, pack it up.
It's the same girl, same mole on the forehead, except on the other side (you can see it if you zoom in on the pic on thread) because selfies flip images.
She's a self-poster, or 5 years ago decided to post her "friend" in the "self-pst" thread. LMAO. Shitty bitch.
No. 635608
>>635588No, I think anon in this thread is just posting pictures of herself. Maybes she's scared of posting her friend and just posted herself to have "proof" or something or maybe she is bagging on herself? (which is why she might be so mean and critical – it could be self-criticism) but I'm just pulling this stuff outta my ass
>>635595Why wouldn't it make sense? It doesn't make sense to me that anon's "friend" just so happened to have post here 5 years ago and then anon comes and posts her friend, whom she deems a cow and a pickme. I highly doubt someone with pick
me behavior would even post here, and anon seemed sure that her friend wouldn't see this stuff.
That's why I don't think anon's friend has ever posted here. This leaves us two possible routes:
A. Anon is posting about herself
B. Anon is using her pictures instead of her friend's pictures so that her friend doesn't actually get doxxed or cowtipped
No. 635609
>>635608Samefag but I forgot, the third option is
C. 5 years ago, anon posted her friend here to get insulted as well, just like what
>>635607 said
No. 635621
>>635616or could be liquidifed and edited on photoshop
but maybe that is too tinfoil-y. then again who would be mad at someone for 5 years straight
No. 635637
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>>635620No it's definitely the same girl. They have the same mole, same spot. Same pronounced cupid's bow, same ape-like nose (just different angle) and same messy, patchy eyebrows.
She's chubbier because it's been 5 years, anon.
Either way, I don't wanna harp too much on this topic. I'll drop it.
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>>635640Wow, I'm shocked you'd even accuse me of something like that, what a reach. You don't think her nose looks particularly ape-like? The shape is literally picrel.
There are people of all ethnicities that can have a nose like that. Jeez, anon.
No. 635659
>>635573>>635637This is just so bizarre. I don't think this girl made that self-post thread,
>>635607 is probably right. Why would you make a self-post thread on lolcow with your face, then not even reply to any of the comments? It's not a flattering selfie, and the "feel free to rip on me" smells like stolen pic.
It really seems like Neetlita has been seething over this girl for 5+ years.
No. 635700
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>>635594>>635600>>635669>>635674Stop anon.. This is embarrassing
No. 635711
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What the fuck is going on? Has anon finally lost it? I'm starting to get worried for her room mate.
No. 635732
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>>635718Please get your story straight. Is this
>>617318 you or is this
>>621593 you or is
this you
>>634063 ? Because first, you were a lolita wearer with a bf, but now you're a "not straight" friend of a girl who wears lolita, but you don't
>>635552 ? Are you claiming you just happen to share that many coincidences with NEETlita? You both have loser friends you hang out with to laugh at? You've spent the day toying with everyone here just for some cheap keks. Please get some help.
And stop using the term "pickme" so much. It gives you away and at this point, your posts don't even need to be marked because you do it yourself See also:
>>633749 >>620341 (and if the links are still broken this time, you can just search any of the posts' numbers in this thread, and they'll pop up)
No. 635736
>>635732You're delusional. You think everyone who uses the word pickme is the same person?
I'm not straight and neither me nor my friend wear lolita. She's not my roommate either.
>>617318 is not me. Not sure why we are getting cofused.
No. 635751
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>>635736Right, she just happens to own thigh-highs from a popular J-fashion brand and multiple petticoats, as you posted in >>635718.
Stop fucking lying, lol
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I rewatched ONE video from the slenderman ARG webseries I was obsessed with when I was ~15 and the crush I had on one of the characters has come flooding back. why am i like this ffs.
No. 635839
>>635830kek I love the (?), don't worry anon I'm not a slendyfucker
>>635832nope
No. 635866
I got raped 2 weeks ago, I have no idea how I became so drunk but I suspect something was put in my drink, I can’t remember what happened in the lapse of 2 hours, just that I opened my eyes and puked on the bed I was laying on and there was this guy on top of me fucking me. He then told me it was time to go, me not knowing wtf was happening and took me home like it was normal, maybe he’d kept on raping me had I not puked, made myself gross and come back to semi consciousness . I hadn’t had sex in more than a year, I was on the last day of my period and everything seems normal down there, no weird smells or discharges but I feel so bad that I put myself at risk and this happened to me, so many months not going out just to have this shit happen to me. It’s damn fucked up, please be safe girls.
No. 635887
>>635870>>635880Don’t worry anon, I’ll be ok, thanks for your words, they are very much appreciated, I know I shouldn’t blame myself but men are subhumans and it means we unfortunately have to be on the lookout. I’ll wait 2-3 months to get tested and in the mean time I’ll just do my life as normal, sometimes intrusive thoughts about it come during the day but I just ignore them and go on. I just wish this never happens to anyone ever again and reminder for anons reading here, don’t get drunk with people you don’t know that well much less strangers, sometimes the people you know are who fuck you up, so what respect may a stranger have when not even the people you trust take care of you, that’s why we have to be responsible and am never leaving my drink alone again, prob something was out while I’d go to the restroom.