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No. 607601
Post dumbass shit here, you dumbass.
Previous dumbassery:
>>>/ot/598432 No. 607605
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>mfw
>Prone to gossip
>Longevity
>Bad luck to husband
>Ill health
>Low self-esteem
>Good luck
Sounds about right
No. 607623
>>607609I hate bambi hunters.
This is the reason I can’t trust girls who hit on me at bars or clubs; there’s always a filthy scrote looming in the distance
No. 607655
Does anyone else still use winamp and do we have a desktop thread (or is there only the wallpaper thread)? I tried to match my desktop to my edgy winamp skin
>>607605>prone to self harmwell alright…..
No. 607656
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>>607655of course I dropped my pic
No. 607664
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I just found out what milk ducts look like and I hate it. It looks so weird for some reason
No. 607668
>>607641get a new therapist. mine was the same way and i put up with it for way too long. it really set me back.
don't worry about hurting her feelings because she's nice. she'll get over it, i promise.
No. 607694
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>>607664Ew they kinda look like pic related but clustered
No. 607719
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I am interested in trying the Gisou hair oil, but I got computer AIDS from this retarded girly shit I have been wading through trying to find an intelligent review. Are the only people using this shit ditzy bimbos who only wear pink and cream, have perfect teeth and golden hair? No one says anything other than it smells good and other vague bs.
(Yes, I’m a bitch)
No. 607729
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my online speech class requires me to gather an audience of 4 people for my recorded speeches. i chose a bad time to nuke my social life and go into hermit mode
No. 607829
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god dammit i decided to check on milk on philosophy tube (if there was any) and he's going to fucking troon out. his body is built like a goddamn jomon era doguu (pic related). he's just going to embarrass himself. even his fuck buddy contra has spoken about trans who don't pass. i'm not anti-trans but he's just gonna embarrass himself. this isn't the way to rebel against british lad culture.
he was handsome when he was thicc and working out and still talking like a masculine man. his dad should've traumatized him further kek.
No. 607843
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This dress is so cute but it’s not on the website anywhere ahhhhh. It’s probably shit quality anyway
No. 607844
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>>607843if you find the link could you drop it
No. 607845
>>607835>>607839they're very old and predate writing in japan, so no one actually knows.
there are replicas (this one is particularly famous) on amazon and stuff so you could go and get one. they inspired claydol and baltoy in pokémon!
No. 607865
>>607857"Their precise function is unknown, but archaeological evidence suggests they were aids in childbirth as well as fertility symbols. They are also found in simulated burials, indicating some kind of ceremonial function."
everything written about them with some credibility is hypothesis. you can believe they symbolized fertility but there are no hard facts.
dammit i just wanted to lament the loss of an attractive man, not argue about dogu.
No. 607901
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>>607880it's ok. maybe i'm glad i got to think about dogu for a bit longer than i otherwise would have. have some dogus
No. 607938
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i'm crying this is so good
No. 607963
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Sometimes I get the urge to swear at random people while running around my city and jumping on the roofs of cars until the alarms go off.
No. 607988
>>607938If anyone wants further reading:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sung_Jae-gi>In early July 2013, Sung's wife briefly left him.[36] On July 25, he declared himself a victim of reverse discrimination and announced his intention to commit suicide. Sung jumped from the Mapo Bridge into the Han River, leaving a note saying that he would risk his life to raise ₩100 million (about $94,000) in donations to pay debts owed by Man of Korea.[37]>He posted on the organization's website, "Dear citizens, I plan to jump off a bridge over the Han River. I hope you give us a last chance. Please lend us 100 million won which will be used for paying back debt and seed money of our organization".[38] Sung's announcement was met with indifference.[39] "Ridiculous. He is begging for money and he’s holding himself as a hostage",[39] read a post on the Man of Korea homepage. Another read, "Threat fund-raiser? That’s creative. Just jump off the bridge like you promised".[39] Sung later said that he did not intend to commit suicide, but wanted to draw attention to his group; he would jump, whether or not he received the money.[39] He posted on Twitter, "Why do you all assume that jumping off the bridge will kill me? I have complete confidence in my survival",[39] and later said: "Please regard my actions as 'trying to be less pathetic' while asking for money".[39] Some Man of Korea members and other supporters were concerned about the jump.[40]>Sung repeated his intention to survive the jump, saying that the bulgogi party scheduled for 7 pm in his office that day was still on. "That’s why I said I’ll jump BEFORE 7 o’clock. Let’s eat bulgogi", he said. Before Sung jumped off the bridge, he wrote "I'm confident that I can survive". He checked the depth of the water before he jumped, and arranged for a lifeguard to watch the jump. >Although he was accompanied by two lifeguards, it had rained heavily that day and the day before. At 3:00 pm, Sung jumped from the Mapo Bridge.[42]>Rescue efforts began at about 3:20 pm, and a broad search of the Han River was conducted.[42] Although about 30 firefighters and a helicopter searched near the Mapo Bridge, he was not found by 9 pm Friday and the search was suspended for the night.>Sung's body was found near the south end of the Seogang Bridge, connecting Yeouido to northern Seoul, on July 29.[44] He was barefoot, and his white shirt and dark-gray pants were what he was wearing when he jumped.[44]>There was a reported month-long increase in copycat suicides in August 2013.[46]I didn't read anything about anus impaling being the cause of his death, but it's still pretty funny he baited himself into committing suicide. A scrote and his arrogance are soon parted, and look, he even caused other scrotes to an hero too.
Btw his group is now more than 200 million won in debt. Lmao.
No. 608015
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>Boyfriend always has bad acne
>Try to suggest some stuff that might help
>"No, anon, I've had this for years."
>"Oh, ok"
>misplace my face wash on a trip
>"Anon, you can use my body wash"
>He's been using old spice body wash on his face for years
No. 608028
>>607938Lol god is literally screaming at them to stop with their bullshit yet they still think it's a conspiracy of evil wammenz (and jews) who are out to destroy their lifes…
Korean men are so pathetic, their entire "actually men are much more oppressed"-movement is based on the fact that they have to serve in the military - meanwhile (despite looking modern) the rest of the country is still 3rd world tier, especially when it comes to how women are treated. They constantly have human trafficking, spy cams and so on scandals with 100k+ males involved (who then proceed to an-hero as soon as they get exposed). Just recently the mayor of Seoul killed himself because he was found out to have commited sexual assault.
No. 608030
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>>607938That's a really incel way to die
No. 608093
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>>607843>>607844Well I can't find the exact one but there are about 100001 all around AliExpress, YesStyle, etc it seems. They all have larger strawberries though and the base is just plain cotton rather than broderie anglais… if you google "cotton strawberry embroidered dress" you will find a ton. I wish I could find the original that they're all copying
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33019035440.htmlhttps://www.cozzoo.com/home/245278-2300910-mori-girl-summer-women-long-white-dress-lace-collar-embroidery-strawberry-elegant-dress-sweet-cotton-korea-chic-midi-party-dress.html No. 608161
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I’m tinfoiling here but every time I see this youtuber (angelika oles) I cant help but think she’s secretly a man kek. She has a normal voice but also a boxy figure so idk
No. 608205
>>608184Lol
But seriously, Brits are ugly. I wish someone would investigate the reason why
No. 608208
>>608205Rude. But yeah in the old times the swedish Vikings invaded our country and stole all our hot blonde women and left us with the scraps. Hence: British women of today!
I have to say tho Angelika is attractive idk what y'all are smoking but she is conventionally attractive. She's also polish lol
No. 608233
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>>608185this fucks with me too. i know i have a small waist for a nromal human being but then obvi i will never look like your average photoshopped ethot doing extreme angles therefore i am actually massive. mad innit. feel actually bad for all the girls growing up in these times.
No. 608259
Tbh I want a nose job but I'm scared of throwing off my entire face. Idk how people get permanent work done to their nose cause if it goes wrong their face is fucked.
>>608249Idk how airpods work but assuming they work like any other bluetooth headphones, maybe they were connected to someone elses phone? Also don't airpods have some kind of spy feature? If you ever used that maybe it somehow is still on and that's what you're hearing. Either way, throw them in a fire anon.
No. 608280
>>608276I've done the same lol. But for me it was more like 80% were ugly or had such inconsistent/vague photos I couldn't be sure and didn't wanna risk it, and 20% were ripped modelesque Chads who are obviously going to be fuckboys.
My standards aren't high, they're just really specific. I want a guy who is approximately equal in appearance and effort to me and it turns out that's a pretty narrow range of men.
No. 608319
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I'd if this has been talked about anywhere else, but I really feel like "cottage core" is just a resurgence of mori kei with a more Western approach.
No. 608322
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I used to think people on GG were kooky. The levels of unhinged insanity on tattle.life…who are these people lmao? I really hope that those aren’t their actual natal scans.
No. 608331
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>>608325I feel like truly alternative fashion is harder to find recently. The street fashion normie teens are all pretty much wearing the colorful/patterned oversize Instagram clothes though. Bucket hats, looser fit jeans, and oversized pattern button ups for guys. The female version of that for girls (shirts tucked in, generally) + platform boots. Lots of these weird pouches worn in the front too.
No. 608337
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>>608325It looks like the monotone, baggy/shapeless shirts with wide-legged pants( almost mom jeans style) or long skirts combo is still popular among girls. Plus long coats. Wish I could find good reference pics but it's mostly just Harajuku shit that comes up. I'm not really into the very oversized look tbh. Also, South Korean street fashion is very popular with young people in Japan so the two fashions kinda blend together. Idk the pic I found isn't a very good representation of what the average person would wear outside of being extra in Tokyo lol.
No. 608383
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>>607601>>608249same anon back to report that I'm not going insane.. I just saw this browsing reddit (ik I hate myself too). This is fucked up. It's like youtube is being paid to stream anti-biden ads in a way where people have no idea where it's coming from or how to stop it. I thought I was being harassed kek.
No. 608457
>>608454maybe after the pandemic (or summer) is over. i think the increase in traffic these days comes from 18-25 year old college kids who are in summer holiday now but cant go on vacations due to covid.
pullfags left fast so that traffic is also dead. idk, hope it doesnt. i like shoeonhead milk and this is the only place i get it.
No. 608531
>>608511I do too. Funny how the lgbt community uses it so often, yet can't coherently explain what it means. I've never found a single concrete definition of the word.
Plus, "reclaiming" is such a stupid thing to me. It's almost the same logic libfems use to be pro-porn/pro-sex-work with the reasoning "we're just reclaiming our right to express our sexuality" while playing into the hands of men who don't have to do anything anymore to abuse women.
No. 608730
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This is gonna sound weird but my brain barely recognizes men with big muscles as human. Completely different species for me. Big muscles look like tumors. Like some radiation disease. The thought of touching their bodies is repulsive and I look down on them and their intelligence as all they can talk about is gym and their diet. Do I look like I care what you eat in a day? Go fetch your pre-workout banana, you literal monke.
I do like nice "delicate" musculature of swimmers. They're slim, lean and with lightly outlined muscles. Peak male form.
No. 608759
>>608730It isn't that weird. A lot of women aren't into big bread puff muscles either, despite what scrots might think.
What irritates me about gym rats is that, unlike proper body builders, they often go for the top heavy look so they get those retarded gorilla arms, instead of focusing on their entire physique and making sure their figure is balanced.
Plus if you have a fugly mug no amount of baby oil and rippling pecs is going to change the fact you're a muscly fug, makes it even more tragic.
No. 608786
>>608776I suffer from this too. If you're not comfortable asking that they give more notice, would you instead be okay with soft reminders that you have other work such as asking if they could reschedule a meeting later by an hour even though it doesn't actually help you or mentioning that you will reschedule something else to make time for their meeting, just to make them consider that you also have a schedule?
I don't get anything done because of endless meetings which don't even require me, I don't get it.
No. 608803
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I WANT A QUIZ THREAD WHERE I CAN NUMB THE PAIN BY TAKING DUMB QUIZZES TILL IT DOESN'T HURT NO MORE
No. 608806
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My cousin looks just like the frontman of mgła. I can't tell him though because he isn't especially good looking. But I needed to tell someone so I'm telling y'all
>>608795You are the best kind of social media user, I have a friend like that and I only visit facebook to see what crazy takes she posted
No. 608821
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>>608812>>608815>>608819>>608820okey anons
a lot of what i have saved is too personal but heress one about the end of the world. I wrote it a little over a year ago.
No. 608859
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Does anyone have the screencaps of that moron instagram girl who rated her friend’s attractiveness and said her gf was ugly, and then she broke up with her? I think it was formatted with like, dangan rompa characters or something similarly revolting.
No. 608866
>>608861My hair is so short right now, join me anon
Sorry
No. 608874
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Who wanna be like this with me???
Anyone…
No. 608892
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>>608824>>608830>>608849>>608850ty anons. i was definitely trying to channel percy shelley/blake while writing this. i'm glad you guys like it.
>>608829you're right anon I did use "did" and "does" a lot lol, it's an easy way to make a poem fit a certain rhythm (I attempted to write this poem in iambic pentameter). maybe one day i'll rewrite it to sound a little less amateurish.
No. 608911
>>608905me too anon!! if a spider is in the living room i will take it outside in a cup. bothers me when they come into my room though because that's my safe place.
but moths? the scariest motherfuckers alive. under ANY circumstance. i had a pantry moth infestation the other week and it was hell. i was sitting in my room one night w/ no lights on and one flew in front of my computer screen and i actually screamed out loud. that experience changed me.
No. 608976
>>608965Would probably be good in the /m/ film thread. Anyway
>I don't think the director is doing this movie to normalize pedophilia, but to show how it's already ingrained in our societyI think you're probably right, but the trailer felt like it was simplified down to, "Tradition = bad and repressive, sexualizing yourself = empowering." When in truth both of those things can be damaging, especially at a young age. Knowing the director is a woman with immigrant parents, I'm sure she'll try to outline the problems and misogyny present in each approach, but it's clear the subtext is lost on most audiences with all the comments saying how disgusting it is to see little girls sexualized (when that's the point).
No. 609006
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I read this and got annoyed. I can’t be the only gen z whos sick of makeup brands pretending to be woke and all the beauty yotubers arguing about which brands you should and shouldn’t support
No. 609043
>>608205>>609039i'm canadian but the only time i've seen people say this they're
1)American
2)Fat and using it as a cope
as another anon said she's Polish anyway.
No. 609056
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WHY CAN'T I BE PRETTYY
not for a relationship or anything I just wanna be pretty for myself and it kills my soul every time I see myself.
No. 609059
>>609055Americans have no business calling brits ugly and vice versa,
What I will say though is that a lot of brits make themselves look ugly because of their harsh makeup style, obsession with bleached hair or extremely dark hair, and shitty tans. I've never seen such shitty looks come out of any other country in europe or north america. Just the UK
No. 609063
>>609055shush up boigar you've still got the whole of europe beat
>>609059this is true the makeup is fucking awful in the uk. I will east eastern europe has some god awful styles though. americans are naturally ugly because they're all dying of treatable illnesses.
No. 609067
>>609059I seriously believe America and the UK are birds of a feather, I don't get why they even argue. America only has anything good because it's being culturally held up by literally all the people they used to bash as "not
valid" (and still do).
To be honest, I can't even remember the last time they put out anything fashionable. They were killing the game back when people were dressing like this, and it's just been downhill ever since.
Actually, there was also Vivienne Westwood, the "punk" scene as a whole and some musicians like Strawberry Switchblade and David Bowie. Then they died. Not sure what happened.
>>609063I'm not American lmao, seethe harder britfat
No. 609068
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>>609067>tfw I dropped my pic reposting too fastAlso, by "they" I meant the UK in that post.
No. 609079
>>609067We are a lot alike.
I love being in the UK. You guys have the best trash tv, delicious strong tea, and my favorite places to shop whenever I am in London. I miss it so much.
I am eagerly awaiting the day I can finally get the fuck out of the US and go back to Europe and the UK.
No. 609103
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>>609098On top of all that, I will forever meme on any people who have the nerve to eat this shit unironically.
There is no defense. Anyone who likes this was simply born to be a peasant, and should be treated as such. I don't care how many bonganons come at me with "n-no u, u must be american n dumb!!".
No. 609105
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>>609104Come on, let us have a little fun.
No. 609111
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>>609108ahh my bad! see you ladies over there, maybe someone wanna split some apps with me?
No. 609151
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They seem so disappointed.
No. 609211
>>609208girl barbara palvin is like an A-list celeb. most people here know her. plus she's dating cole sprouse i think.
honestly if you look like her why even bother with makeup. you got some good genes
No. 609226
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Does right mean pleasure seeker or addicted to injecting cooking oil in lips?
No. 609235
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I just heard a very loud crash coming from my living room follow by some quieter sounds. I live alone and it’s 5 am and I just locked my door and ignored it but now I can’t sleep. I at least hope it’s a friendly demon/poltergeist.
No. 609270
>>609237Thank you anon, I checked and thankfully no intruder.
>>609238Nope didn’t see anything out of place which is weird. Normally the sun doesn’t come up here till 6 but it’s also storming like crazy so it’s still pretty dark out. Haven’t ruled out demon.
No. 609345
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I saw this on reddit, god I wish this were me.
No. 609357
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Uh oh…… UH OH
No. 609375
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I ordered some facemasks because I have been using the same shitty surgical mask for… way too long now but the order got delayed. I'm angry, anons.
No. 609377
>>609235I had this yesterday, my cat freaked out like never before, had portable ac on, turn it off, hear the noise second time, scared shittles. I went downstairs to grab a knife.
I spent next two hours scared and every 10-20 min repeatedly opening bigger spaces with a stabbing motion while trembling and feeling like puking.
I'm ashamed of my paranoia but my cat freaking out more than me equals business to me.
No. 609380
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Bought these thinking they'd be so delicious, finally tried them and was genuinely excited and they're gross. I'm not a picky eater, but they are legitimately icky and I don't know what to do with them now. I'm definitely not going to eat any more of them. I'm disappointed, guys.
No. 609396
>>609380en svensk anon?
invite a friend or family member over for fika and treat them those cookies, then before they leave you sneak the remaining pack in their bag, they get a nice surprise when they get home and you get rid of those cookies you hate, everyone happy
No. 609442
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what the fuck is this pedo bs
No. 609467
>>609442>>609456This genuinely makes me want to die.
>>609460I agree. It's one of those really difficult topics to cover that's important to highlight, but bc it involves children who are incredibly vulnerable, even if it's critical, it's still shown and hard to watch. I'm sure it will be critical, but adults, including male adults, were still involved, and that scares me.
No. 609493
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every morning that i dont have to be at work my cat will come and cuddle with me in bed for a while. she’s so sweet and purrs so loud. i really hit the jackpot when i adopted her
No. 609523
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>>609460>>609467Pic related is the French poster (as opposed to the more sexual US one) - still doesn't change the contents of the movie though. If they wanted to shed light on hypersexualisation of minors, they'd do a documentary with a more serious tone and a straightforward message - they'd have to change the whole fucking presentation of the movie. Because why would you say it's "social commentary" when you're going to put the audience through an hour of 11 year old GIRLS dancing/posing "sensually" (eugh). Even though the director of this is a woman, I have high doubts that it's going to be some critique of modern society, and more so just softcore
CP trying to get through society's moral cracks - the whole social critique thing is a fucking charade. There's no way they didn't know what they were doing with this.
Get me off this gay ass Earth, I don't want to even see whats coming for us in 10 years.
No. 609546
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I played Warframe last night, farmed for hours for a quest, now my wrist hurts like shit, even if i do small things like lifting shit up etc. or just moving my hand, i might have gotten myself carpal tunnel syndrome.
i fucking hate myself now
No. 609563
>>609533My cat wakes me while have pills for insomnia.
I attacked my boyfriend because he woke me up at the same time i was defending myself against someone coming through my window with a knife and i just said sorry and moved on.
Lightly pushed away my kitty in similar situation last week, feel like i failed her as a caretaker.
No. 609689
>>609673Luckily me and my guy don't talk very much, but sometimes I like to whisper things in the heat of the moment
>>609678That's reassuring. I guess I'll just keep doing what I've always did– referring to it as myself, ex "I'm milking you," "I'm really wet," etc.
No. 609709
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>>609442I think movies that try to deal with themes such as the sexualisation of children should use the medium of animation instead of live action since ,although it'll lessen the shock factor, it will at least ensure the safety of the child actors. I bet that, once this movie comes out, a bunch of pedos will start stalking and grooming the actresses
No. 609716
>>609703Ew no, that sounds like poking a pimple..
I use it to mean squeezing the cum outta him with my grade A vagina
No. 609773
File: 1597956741444.jpg (40.17 KB, 720x405, FB_IMG_1596352654673.jpg)
I am trying for a scholarship in Japan and although I am usually cool with this, from times to times my anxiety flares up and now it's one of those times
I hope my research project is good enough (At least it's taking shape)
No. 609795
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Was watching smothered on tlc, thinking this girl brittani came off like an actual tard, I understand she had some condition that made her the size of a 11yo at 5yo or some shit but she reminds me of Drew Barrymore in that movie where she tries to go undercover as a teenager. Got to googling and on her ig she seems so much different. What the fuck, are you autistic or not for fucks sake.
No. 609836
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>30 dudesIs that even humanely possible? This story is still developing so details might change.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-53851825 No. 609852
>>609795Is it bad that when I watch Smothered I actually feel kinda envious because my mom never hugged me or said she loved me?
Anyways that chick is def aspergic.
No. 609870
File: 1597963684554.png (100.45 KB, 246x246, 1587433460118.png)
I was talking to this guy on an app and he sent me a picture of shuwu and captioned it as "OMG I found your twin! [surprised emoji]" and I don't know if I should just end it all right now.
No. 609897
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My friend gets so butthurt that i find pic related attractive and not him, kek. His ego is over the moon.
No. 609950
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>>609940I feel you, anon. Quarantine has really opened my eyes to the Earth. It's pretty cool to know things are just living their lives. Birds being birds. Plants not knowing what taxes are. Look at this heron right next to my (former) workplace!
Hilariously, I can take half an hour to eat a sandwich now when I used to inhale them. Food is good. I really hope that when I get back to work, I can keep this mindset up.
No. 609971
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>>609958ntayrt but maybe an internet creep is hoping to lure an anon into an offsite friendship after striking up a conversation. less sinisterly it could be someone worried the site is slowing down and wants to keep content and conversations rolling so they recycle old posts and keep the front page alive.
No. 609999
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>reports post
>realize i misread the post and it doesn't actually break any rules
I'm sure I'm not the only person who's done this, but sorry farmhands.
No. 610002
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>>609858Thank you so much, anon! I'm absorbing your positive waves
No. 610006
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>>609947Indeed. His personality is so cute too, when he's out of character he's an adorable dorky guy with a lot of passion for games/film making. My friend can keep seething because he will never reach his level of cuteness.
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>tfw you will never be considered the queen of MySpace or anything like that.
No. 610019
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No. 610145
File: 1597985931881.png (1.87 MB, 1842x1194, bbf.png)
I hate when companies translate "tanuki" as "raccoon." They're not raccoons, they're canines. They're brown and their tails aren't striped, just darker at one end. Imagine how retarded it would be if other countries translated "bison" into their word for "bovine," because they thought children were too retarded to deal with leaning about a new animal.
No. 610187
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>>610182No, they're
dogs. They're more closely related to domestic dogs than to raccoons. What kind of tall-ass raccoon has legs like this?
No. 610208
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>>610145>tom nook>tanukioh…oh i'm DUMB dumb…
No. 610268
File: 1597995845258.jpg (106.93 KB, 720x1214, IMG_20200821_094327_109.JPG)
I want a cute apron for cooking and cleaning
No. 610287
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The red ones taste like cotton candy
No. 610293
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Looks strangely familiar…
No. 610352
>>609932No education needed, our media culture is actually shit. Serge Gainsbourg was a drunken creep allowed on national television to insult a singer and call her a slut to her face so.
We have so many television people that are horrible that they are memes. For example Cyril Hanouna who has his own show where he just makes fun of his own co hosts, there's Zemmour who is everywhere and is basically Alex Jones but cynical, Alain Finklekraut who is basically so hated someone literally screamed at him on the street to throw himself in the river, the Balkany stories (rich old people that embezzled a lot of money, got to jail for it, said he was too sick for jail, and proceeded to danced in front of the prison when he got released) (his wife had also a Cambodian "masseur" in her bureau who she called "rice grain")
France has a loooot of trainwrecks.
No. 610397
>>610384Her reasoning is that he went to prison thus payed his debt to society, and that he's a musician not someone she likes for his morality.
I think her reasoning is common in France: celebs and politicians aren't seen as moral examples or held as morally good people. So they can basically do whatever.
No. 610425
File: 1598007971722.png (829.45 KB, 1379x873, moral panic.png)
I was reading about that "Cuties" film that's been so controversial recently (I haven't seen it) and found out that the most prominent organization urging for film's removal is the "Parents Television Counsel." Obviously, that piqued my interest, so I checked out their Wikipedia article…
>The Parents Television Council (PTC) is a United States-based advocacy group founded by Christian activist L. Brent Bozell III in 1995.
>PTC was founded in 1995 by longtime political activist L. Brent Bozell III. Bozell is a prominent conservative activist who has, among other things, served as Executive Director of the Conservative Victory Committee, a political action committee that has supported the election of dozens of conservative candidates over the past ten years.
>The council launches several media campaigns a year against the producers and advertisers of television programs they perceive to be indecent. A typical campaign involves press releases declaring a particular program harmful (often with a list of "unacceptable" character behavior or situations), the organized mass mailing of form letters and emails to advertising sponsors of unapproved programs, organized mass filing of complaints via the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) website complaint form, and direct threats of long, potentially costly FCC license challenges to local network affiliates planning to broadcast what the council considers harmful network programming.
>In 2004 the FCC revealed the Parents Television Council as the primary source of most content complaints received.
>Every television season since 1995–96, the council has released a list of the best and worst prime-time television programs for family viewing… shows frequently named "Worst of the Season" include American Dad!, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, House, Two and a Half Men, Ally McBeal, Dawson's Creek, Grey's Anatomy, The Drew Carey Show, Family Guy, Friends,The O.C., Spin City, That '70s Show and Will and Grace.
>The PTC was noted for criticizing such shows as Ally McBeal, Dawson's Creek, Ellen, Friends, and Spin City.
>In May 2011, the PTC took issue with Rihanna's music video for her song "Man Down." In the video Rihanna portrays a woman who resorts to killing the man who had previously raped her. They claimed the video promoted gun crime and murder, while the pop star said she wanted to be a voice to victims. After the video became the most viewed YouTube video that week, she sarcastically used Twitter to thank the PTC in helping her make the video such a success.
Interesting that people are standing behind this just because Twitter users tell them to, to say the least. You know something's morally reprehensible when you need other people to tell you that it's morally reprehensible you so can form an opinion, right?
No. 610431
>>609548>>609552If that can make you feel a bit better the director is a Senegalese-French woman and supposedly it's supposed to be based on her personal experience/life as a Muslim or ex-Mmuslim black French woman so I don't expect it to be like you average French movie.
>>609932I fucking hate Serge Gainsbourg and I have no idea why or how he became popular since he has no fucking talent to begin with. Talking in front of a microphone when there's unrelated music in the background doesn't make it a song. At least in rap they try to make their verses rhyme and follow the rhythm of the music.
>>610352He was specifically acting like a perverted crackhead with Whitney Houston. No idea how she didn't immediately get up and beat the fuck out of him. French TV has always been shit and will always be shit, anyone French who wants to do something fun and entertaining without acting like a misogynist, homophobic, racist pig just goes to youtube nowadays or they don't become as popular as the guys you cited. People are wondering why Omar Sy lives in the USA and acts in American movies like he's some kind of traitor but I'm glad for him.
>>610375The singer of Noir Désir?
No. 610438
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Posted this on facebook and it was instantly removed. Still trying to keep sleepy creepy biden a secret
No. 610443
>>610441How is biden a lesser of two evils? Trump is a maybe senile rapist, Biden is an obvious senile rapist.
And why is "oh at lest he isn't trump" even an argument? No, he is a fucking creepy child molester, he shouldn't even be allowed to run.
No. 610450
>>610449You're giving Russia too much credit, anon. The unfortunate reality is that there are people who genuinely think Trump is a good president.
>inb4 "but Biden wouldn't be a good president!"Didn't say he would be.
No. 610454
>>610451The Biden = senile shit is absolutely a Russia/GOP effort, there are dozens of edited videos floating around that have been altered to make him seem unable to form a sentence or like he doesn’t know what he’s saying (like that clip of him saying he’s running for senator, where he’s actually quoting something he said years ago - it was cut to make it seem like he was confused). Man has a stutter. This “Biden running is elder abuse” thing is absolutely an elaborate astroturfing scheme that leftists have latched onto.
It’s pretty rich to hear it coming from Bernie bros, when Bernie straight up had a heart attack and also fell and hit his head in the shower. Someone get that man LifeAlert ffs
No. 610455
File: 1598012123011.png (28.39 KB, 474x593, trump.png)
>>610448i can post screenshots too, it doesn't mean that either of us have the truth. you're relying on the words of an unreliable and unsubstantiated source to form an argument. the only things we actually know trump did for certain because they're observable fact are: 1. testified against epstein of his own will in the 2006 trafficking suit when no one else would, and 2. kicked epstein out of his club for being inappropriate with an underage girl. i'm not sure why a violent child rapist would do those things, but you're entitled to your opinion, anon. i don't think trump is squeaky clean, but i'm not going to blindly believe anything without facts.
No. 610459
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>>610455Why are you caping for Trump on this?
No. 610464
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>>610454how is biden having dementia a russian hoax when you can literally see it for yourself if you watch biden speak for more than two minutes? i'm not talking about the "edited videos" either, which aren't even edits but compilations. i watched all of the democratic debates and it was clear the man has serious cognitive issues. he forgot what he was saying multiple times every debate (shit, even julian castro pointed it out), was visibly confused, couldn't formulate a single argument that made sense without going off on an odd tangent, etc.. i don't like the man because i find the things he's done disgusting, but i actually felt bad for him because it became pretty apparent the DNC were propping him up without a single care for his medical issues. making biden the nominee is elder abuse, plaid and simple.
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>>610459>people in the upper echelon interact with each othercolor me shocked. i'm not caping for trump, anon, i'm caping for facts.
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>>610464>not even edits but compilationsSo shit taken out of context purposefully to make him seem unwell? You should be ashamed of yourself for falling for propaganda. Bernie Sanders is the picture of perfect health though, kek.
Keep in mind that if Trump wins, the Supreme Court will have a conservative majority for most of our lives probably. Roe v Wade will be overturned. ACA will be overturned and universal healthcare will not ever be possible. The Postal Service will be completely defunded. The environment will continue to deteriorate and parts of the planet will rapidly become uninhabitable. COVID will continue to explode and many more will die. The US will still be an international laughing stock. Amongst many other things. I usually think people saying that Trump is chipping away at democracy are being overdramatic, but he literally said himself he's trying to stop people from voting.
God, I fucking hate how selfish Americans are. If you can really say that Biden is as bad as or worse than Trump, you're just fucking retarded and don't care about people who are literally suffering and dying because of Trump, end of story.
No. 610519
>>610438Have you seen this video yet?
The media shit its pants when that preacher touched Ariana Grande's waist, but there's not a peep about this.
You can see how uncomfortable all the kids are around him. No grown man touches children like that.
No. 610528
>>610521Let me rephrase, popular media outlets are not talking about this. This is legitimately video evidence of Biden rubbing his crotch against young girls, kissing them when they are clearly uncomfortable, and resting his hand on their breast.
It's talked about on imageboards, sure. But if we had video evidence of Trump doing this shit, you know popular media would be all over it.
No. 610568
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>>610528This happened a while ago and it was discussed in the mainstream media then. It's still discussed in the mainstream media. I know you'd like the think the media is so biased against Trump, but it's not. CNN helped Trump get elected, in fact.
The President was close friends with multiple pedophiles (and wished Maxwell well) and has been accused of raping children, said he would date his own daughter, bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, has actually raped at least one woman (his own ex-wife), and yet you're still saying Biden is worse than him? You're deluded.
No. 610582
>>610568how tf did you get that out of what she said at all? wanting to hold biden responsible isn't supporting or defending trump. also what you said, you know
because it was so media prevalent despite being rumors. biden has photo and videos of him harassing people.
No. 610604
>>610576Not only can we not laugh at our presidents anymore, which might help people to not get so hangry on twitter, we also can’t laugh at each other and see we are humans struggling against a system that is working against us all.
I however, don’t believe anymore that our current situation is just a coincidental shitstorm, or that it is a binary.
No. 610610
>>610604lmao. you deleted all your "muh murrica" bullshit after i responded already. seriously both you and
>>610576 are fucking stupid. the thing that's changed is the internet.
No. 610611
>>610604This is what I think will really be our nation's downfall. We're becoming so polarized based on "Democrat" or "Republican." The belief that one side is inherently evil isn't doing any favors for anyone, it's just driving our nation further and further apart.
I'm seeing more of "If you're not with us, you're against us."
That's gaslighting, imo.
No. 610631
>>610623you missed the point, there are
videos of biden doing this.
No. 610639
>>610630I thik the OP was being sarcastic. But no, he doesnt. His mom is a PIECE OF SHIT tho. "I dont give a fuck about your kids , wheres my 1000 bucks?" bitch really> fuck you.
Paul and Colt are also similar in that they look like the typical loser that have to get an ugly-paid-for-bride from another country because his own people think hes too ugly/ too much of a loser
No. 610646
>>610632i mean im addicted to cereal like ive always had a problem with it because i overeat it. sugary cereals are my ultimate weakness i think cereal is its own category of addictive food. you got chips, candy, and then theres cereal
>>610637i feel u anon
>>610639kek i was going to say that if that is the case it would explain a lot. i havent been keeping up enough lately but thats pretty shitty. i think him and his wife are such an odd couple lol
also agreed on that!! i hate them so much theyre so creepy looking
No. 610648
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anons, would any of you be interested in joining a minecraft server? been wanting to play again but i feel so lonely playing minecraft by myself so it would b nice to have an active close knit server w/ some other ladies.
or if u guys could point me in the direction of some friendly servers it would be appreciated.
No. 610655
>>610646I dont know much of the Paul / karine story because it just never called for my attention but last week Karine "disappeared" and Paul was all over the news wondering where she was and thar "he was just a doctor and found out he has an std- but he never cheated guise!" then karine posted on her twitter that she was "safe" and that she ran away because Paul is an abuser blablabla.
To me it seems that the poor fucker got played, karine never gave a shit about him and now muricans will have to pay taxes to pay for her ugly ass to stay in the US with her two kids (one on the way).
Coltee is just an asshole/dumbass and I love to watch the shitshow that his relationships are. Btw, is there anyone that thinks Larissa's """boyfriend""" is straight?
No. 610662
>>610630Not quite sure but the elevator doesn't go all the way up if u get me. The way he treats Kalani is disgusting, cannot imagine another man calling me out of my name in front of my own parents.
>>610655That nigga Larissa is bearding for is gay as hell.
Karine had a second child with Pole are you kidding me? I do not understand these people.
No. 610680
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Anon-chans, please bless me with your salt-related reaction pics like this
I'm bitching about getting laid off with my fellow former work pals
No. 610684
>>610662Shes pregnant with their second (Karine & Paul).
Erickee got me with the " and youre walking around with your robe open like Dolly Parton" (or something like that ) lmao what straight guy would ever say something like that omg
No. 610701
>>610651it'd be 100% vanilla, sorry.
>>610657i think you should try it! minecraft can be fun on your own, i just get really sad/scared for some reason.
>>610664awesome!! i'll come back in here later with a discord server link or something and we can figure out the rest from there.
No. 610753
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This is my favorite banner and it makes me smile every time it comes up
No. 610769
>>610758For some reason I don’t like salted Carmel flavor but adding salt to vanilla or chocolate ice cream is A1
>>610767Elswhere is cute!
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>>610731>>610749I tried it. I tried multiple times with different quantities of salt. I suffered eating salty watermelon for you anons. You lied to me. It hurts.
No. 610790
>>610749Ngl I genuinely enjoy some pretty weird food combinations, like, vanilla and literally anything. I once ate a steak with vanilla ice cream and it was the bomb dot com, and I can only drink milk with my pizza, which I always put a religious amount of honey and garlic powder on.
>>610776>>610769>>610770>>610771>>610772>>610774Thank you, anons! Moonhill was the name for my town in AC:NL and my first island in AC:NH and I feel like I'm due for a change. I'll think hard on it, but any other suggestions are welcome!
No. 610865
File: 1598042239903.gif (2.18 MB, 649x472, youtube_poop.gif)
One of my twitter mutuals seems to only follow troons, and I think he thinks I am, in fact, a troon as well
No. 610916
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>>610912i do anon. as long as its not so low i have double chin going on. when i take photos from high up i look like an alien. and its a kinda desperate looking angle too for some reason, like the face equivalent of popping ur ass out
No. 610922
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When you take shrooms for the first time
No. 611036
>>611029Meh who gives a fuck what they think. Do it if it'll make you happy an won't break the bank.
>>611033Mine is like a full on tripod kek. It's usually like $50 but I got it on sale. The ones that fit your phone are cheaper and still apparently good based on reviews I've seen.
No. 611066
>>611004Oh, come
on! I have fought people for less than that. just for fun even
No. 611069
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infight this bitch
No. 611070
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No. 611073
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her nasolabial folds aren't even that deep
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>>611004I'm gonna fight the next salty bitch like we're in the Ukrainian parliament
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>>611094Sorry, this better
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>>611160>watch your partner sleepi love doing this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No. 611171
>>611160Coming back because I forgot to add
>Take a showerThat's for all you depressed hoes.
No. 611194
File: 1598069721049.png (1.87 MB, 1265x697, greece.PNG)
Mini spam cause I wanted to share some of the nice windows I found. I wish you could sort to only see windows from certain countries.
No. 611211
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>>611176This is wonderful, thank you for sharing
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>>611212
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>>611176i love this. i just got someone's backyard and watched their dog playing fetch and leaping into their pool for a good ten minutes. wholesome.
No. 611218
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>>611216lmao how do i keep getting animals in backyards? there's a guy DJ'ing to badgers fighting and eating in his backyard.
No. 611220
File: 1598073471298.png (2.32 MB, 1366x676, flintcat.png)
>>611216>>611218ok, done spamming but i want to pet this cat so bad ahhh.
No. 611257
>>611234The tard thread fucking sucked, and susceptible to bait, good riddance
At least admin is getting Applebee’s bux to pay server bills
No. 611283
Wait where has another anon been making up conspiracy theories about applebees? Im the op of this post
>>611239 and I didn't realize it was actually a sensitive topic for some anons. I just thought it was interesting considering the nature of both threads lol
No. 611286
>>611283lol the whole thing started because some anon took offense at people saying they expect a better meal for a first date than Applebees. She was saying everyone was materialistic but kept going to back to specifically Applebees, talking about how famous it is which means the food is good. people just started posting pictures of Applebees food in response and saying she was Applebees corporate, which made her angrier and she started samefagging like crazy. Then at some point the thread was made.
I miss you, spergy Applebee's anon.
No. 611294
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>>611286I remember that argument. An anon called people materialistic because another anon said she deserved high end meals because she spends lots of money on makeup, also from what I remember anon also said she doesn't care if people don't like Applebee's it's just no reason to pic related for. Context is important
No. 611308
>>611301i think it's only tolerable if you're ass deep in a fandom like the other anon said
>>611294why are you lying like we werent all here to see it. that anon didnt care about Applebees yet samefagged for over a fucking hour talking about how she wear cheap ass makeup to applebees and any woman that spends more than drugstore money is stupid and financially unstable. they were insane
No. 611312
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>>611294>everything above applebees is now "high end">anons said they would rather be taken to a local restaurant even if same price because it shows thought has been put into the date>not wanting to go to a nasty-ass chain restaurant is wanting high end>how dare women have standards?!love youself anon
No. 611320
>>611318>Don't talk to them it's the same person>Is also the same personLmfao. That explains why you're trying so hard to misrepresent the argument
Inb4
>I'm not a samefag you're a samefagDon't even start, you're already a laughing stock
No. 611321
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>>610431Ugh fuck noooo of course one of the few French bands I like has a fucking psycho attached to it. I officially hate the French now. Not surprised my scrote ex considered them one of his favs
No. 611335
>>611319>>611320fucking embarrassing, they tried to gaslight about what the infight was over too
no, it wasn't just because she likes shit food
No. 611343
File: 1598084403273.png (97.43 KB, 2400x1238, applebees-logo-png-transparent…)
>>611335Hi, Shelley from corporate here. We appreciate your work, and we feel that it would be even more beneficial to the brand if you'd attach a photo of our logo to your posts when possible.
We got as far as creating momentum for an Applebee's "thread" on this forum, and we believe we could go even further. Can we even successfully make Applebee's into a "meme"?! Thanks again.
No. 611346
>>611331It's a problem if you try to use it to justify why people should spend lots of money on you. By claiming you deserve x for spending lots of money on yourself is literally admitting to spending it to look good for men
>>611335Unlike that anon I used actual quotes that others said, which I'm still waiting for btw
No. 611348
>>611344Anti Applebee's anon is asshurt and now claiming all of Applebee's is conspiring against her. It's hilarious, especially since the first Applebee's post was leaning towards chain restaurants in general, and for whatever reason Applebee's became a
trigger word
No. 611349
>>611347>Someone points out flawed logic>Samefag!!!Thank you for outting yourself as mentally ill and delusional
Now that this is over can we please move forward and ignore this psycho who keeps trying to fight Applebee's?
No. 611350
File: 1598084755877.jpg (12.42 KB, 474x223, 45342.jpg)
>>611346>>611347>>611348>>611349This is Roy from Corporate here, great job anon. keep pushing the angle that Applebee's is an acceptable date spot. You've got a bonus coming!
No. 611351
File: 1598084912354.gif (74.95 KB, 791x902, lcbingo.gif)
should i add something about applebees?
No. 611357
>>611343this made me laugh so much
>>611352more than one person post here
No. 611364
Since anti Applebee's is lazy and stupid I'll post the argument
>>>/ot/607731Is around when it began
No short hair anon isn't Applebee's anon, OG Applebee's anon tried to focus more on the money aspect and entitlement but it was the anti Applebee's anon who obsessively kept switching the subject back to Applebee's (and no, there was no "defending Applebee's with her life), and anti Applebee's made bingo on dumb bitch bingo, calling Applebee's a pickme, tranny, a retard, etc then started obsessively sperging about samefagging,
Conclusion? Let's stop taking anti Applebee's bait, it just seems at this point they're either extremely mentally ill or just trying to shit up lolcow
No. 611365
>>611361I did this all last semester with required videos and listening to my professors on zoom after almost killed me
>>611363cheap chain restaurant that's of dubious quality and everywhere is the US
>>611364can you stop? no one cares. you're the only one keeping this alive.
No. 611368
>>611364Why is applebees hate even a discussion in this god forsaken chinese arts snd crafts gossip forum
God bless lolcow kek
No. 611370
File: 1598085844117.png (29.58 KB, 1817x161, ec77af641874a9aa7b223ae494200a…)
>>611364this you raging about FDS? kek
No. 611376
>>611365>You're the only one keeping it alive, while keeping it alive>>6113701. No
2. I'm failing to see where all this "defending of Applebee's" is
No. 611383
>>611366I don't care about Applebee's one way or the other and wasn't part of any of the arguments, but it's fucking hilarious to me to think of anons unironically fighting about it for days, and Applebee's employees shilling here.
Farmers are great.
No. 611388
File: 1598086512468.jpg (35.64 KB, 600x708, 8204343.jpg)
>>611383I genuinely think it's just one person shouting at a bunch of memes at this point.
No. 611389
File: 1598086638773.jpg (53.34 KB, 600x450, crapplebees.jpg)
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No. 611397
File: 1598086887521.jpg (6.09 KB, 224x224, dwake.jpg)
>>611391
>discuss your weird internal issues about Applebee'si love you applebees anon holy fuck
No. 611411
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here is me at applebee's having the best date of my life. He got me the mozzy sticks AND the boneless wings. I let him rawdog it by the dumpster later as proper payment for a magical time.
No. 611428
File: 1598088291103.jpeg (40.32 KB, 214x317, D8818D04-D3F4-45CB-B619-57B9A3…)
the fucking applebees trolling is killing me, please no more I’m wheezing and have tears in my eyes
No. 611433
File: 1598088860151.jpg (41.48 KB, 640x527, 710.jpg)
The future some anons want for all women.
No. 611436
File: 1598089373930.jpg (321.46 KB, 1280x1920, jennifer-lawrence-2019-veuve-c…)
>>611435You mean like this? I have oily skin too but it looks like leather.
No. 611484
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My mind autofilled “tot” as meaning “tradthot”
No. 611498
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>>611489There’s a difference between low quality and outright baiting and scroteposts. Idk if some anons want to sperg out about applebee’s or some other retarded topic but come on there’s a difference between low quality shitposts and shit like this
No. 611529
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I want to do something fun with my boyfriend today, preferably something moderately active we could do outdoors, but there’s not much around to do and it’s raining. Any ideas?
No. 611555
File: 1598103266267.jpeg (146.25 KB, 1125x1115, diepedosdie.jpeg)
dumb question, but is having empathy for pedophiles normal? is wishing that pedophiles would drop dead a ~radical~ belief?
>i express how i wish we could just shoot and kill pedophiles
>housemate says he disagrees & shows empathy for them
>tells me i have too radical opinions
>?????
i'm mostly a pacifist and hate violence in general so it's not like i regularly go around telling people how i wish violence on others. nor do i frequently tell them how pedophiles are a waste of space and should be wiped off this earth. when i have voiced these opinions to my housemate it has been related to something i've recently read in the news or a topic we were talking about. i'm not particularly fond of this guy and find him rather pathetic in general, but him "supporting" pedophiles is so fucking weird and creepy!!! i don't know if he's just playing devils advocate (which still would be strange as he has no proper arguments. he's just like "i don't think pedophiles should die.."). we talked about this yesterday and he seemed to get kinda uncomfortable and left after i tried to figure out why he thinks pedophiles deserved to live.
his reaction is so strange, like is this the hill he wants to die on? to be honest i'm starting to think he's been involved in something or that he himself is a pedophile. unless he is in the right and i'm just way too radical?
No. 611556
>>611555>thinking that's an unpopular opinionLol.
In a general sense, if you hold any view along the lines of "all (x) should die/kill themselves" you can't really be shocked when people have a problem with that.
No. 611563
>>611555>>611556Pretty much all normal people make an exception to the "We shouldn't kill people" thing when you bring up pedophiles, though. Even if they wouldn't actually go through with it IRL, they'd agree on principle, or just let it be, because it's not a hill worth dying on.
There's really only three kinds of people who defend pedophiles: Pedophiles themselves, those trying to protect a friend or family member who is a pedophile, and children who have been groomed by pedophiles.
Sometimes, a person's all three. He's basically telling you something personal every time he does this. Which of those categories he fits into is up to your own speculation (or his confession, if he ever tells you).
No. 611567
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>>611529Frog or snail hunting, then you let them go.
No. 611571
thank you for your replies, anons! i know that saying X should die is kinda dramatic (i only say this about pedophiles & rapists), i guess i've gotten too used to seeing people online repeating those phrases lol.
>>611569good point. he didn't bring up non-offending pedophiles though. if he did, i would have understood where he was coming from and not been weirded out. he said pedophilia was genetic so i replied by saying i wished ppl with the pedophile gene could be aborted. then he started claiming it would be bad because of eugenics? i'm baffled because his takes were so strange. if he actually was one of the people who believe non-offending pedophiles have worth because they are human beings and every human being has some good in them i would think he was naive but not be suspicious of him.
No. 611572
>>611569Sympathy for the non-offending is one thing, but if someone saw a news piece on a child rapist, and said something like "I wish pedophiles would just die", would you try to argue with them about it multiple times? It doesn't seem like a moral thing, because no one is helped by this sentiment (not the non-offending pedophiles, not children, not really anyone). It's not like anon's part of some pedophile murder gang or anything.
It seems more like an ego-related, self-soothing thing.
No. 611613
File: 1598111860369.jpeg (22.53 KB, 275x275, 80CDBF12-64B4-45A0-ABFF-2DE342…)
tbh i find Ask a Mortician very adorable and i love her content. i can definitely see how she can he irritating to some but i find her incredibly endearing. just wanted to gush for a quick sec, ok bye~
No. 611626
>>611608wheres the cheapest place to buy em? i was hoping for one or two at least it would be cute
>>611618on lolcow while at the beach woot woot us farmers know how to party
>>611622i didnt even watch yet but his face is so punchable that face expression looks so forced
No. 611653
File: 1598115771317.gif (3.47 MB, 520x390, Nekojiruuuu.gif)
>>611618I'm on here all the time
please kill me
No. 611661
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>>611635We should anon, it would be amazing.
No. 611668
File: 1598116720955.jpeg (511.04 KB, 828x1091, DBC1BC86-5B0F-421E-BFD1-540460…)
Is applebees serving windex?
No. 611737
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If I took a shot for every "that's not danny gonzales/drew gooden, that's (the other guy)!!" joke, I'd be dead, you'd be dead, your mom would be dead, like a fucking mass suicide of over-drinking across the whole planet. Way to beat a joke into the ground.
No. 611844
File: 1598127668303.jpg (30.5 KB, 600x600, 37d.jpg)
>>611503any male born before 1993 doesn't deserve rights… all they know is bitcoin, grooming underage girls, the office, cheating, memes as a personality trait & lie
No. 612009
I want to reflect on (my) fatness.
So through quarntine, gym being shut down and weak ass wrists and ankles giving out when I try do home exercises and hot ass weather so I avoid the outdoors (plus having the time to bake bread and cook), I'm probably the heaviest I've ever been, 70 kg (155lb) at 5'6".
And I've never been one to fat shame but it feels fucking awful. It's like with this weight the last thing I want to do is be active. I can feel all of that extra weight on me when I jump or lightly jog. It feels disgusting. I feel it all dropping at once and I'm just heaving my weight around, not just me. And it's so much more tiring to do now. I jog for the bus and I'm sweaty and blotchy red faced for like 10 minutes, as I used to be after a full gym workout.
And my appetite grows with me. It's like I wake up first thing and I'm STARVING, that way you'd eat a pack of dry biscuits, fucking anything, just to make the ache go away. I feel like nowadays the hunger just hits out of nowhere and I HAVE to eat. And because I want to eat NOW I won't be waiting an hour to cook lentils and put vinaigrette on them. Nah, I'll be eating cheese straight out the fridge to take the edge off, then maybe some oven food or pasta.
Like I don't want to dance, or jog or generally move any more than just walking. It feels so debilitating. And I mean I'm not even THAT fat. I'm just heavier than I'm comfortable with. Then I think of actually fat people, and how even with the whole body acceptance movement…don't they hate their bodies? It would feel like a prison to me until I lost the weight to be able to be normally active again. Those KILOS of insulating fat jiggling around even just stepping places. Like it's not even about attractiveness. Just…personal health and wellbeing, both physically and mentally.
I've definitely been given unhealthy eating habits (being forced to eat oversized portions as a kid, bulimic mom, always asked to try on clothes 2-3x smaller than my size when younger because I had to get the smallest possible size that'd technically fit me) and it's fucked me up and took a long ass time to see that clothes sizing and weight doesn't matter so long as your body is fit and you're healthy. But how much do obese people have to go through to get to their stage? Really makes me sad tbh.
No. 612087
>>612058wtf is wrong with you anon
get some help, lannister ass bitch…
No. 612102
>>612087I’m not ashamed at all, in a perfect world the three of us would be in a triad of marriage.
>>612091I’m not into 2D but I’m glad even my weaboo sisters get it.
>>612095This is like the weeb version of a Dolan twins imagine…thank you anon.
>>612094Lets go to the beach together, maybe we’ll see them eating sandwiches.
No. 612110
>>611555I've never understood how supporting the death penalty or life sentences without parole for not just pedos but other serial rapists, killers and scum of that caliber is a "radical" opinion.
How much more radical and insane of a experiment is it to just LET a person like that roam freely again near innocent people? How can people make a decision like that and sleep at night, it would be their fault if they do it again and that should feel a lot worse on their conscience than putting down someone who is without a doubt evil.
No. 612116
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>>612106If you have to ask
No. 612119
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>>612102Hey, anon, I just wanted to tell you that you’re pretty cool.
No. 612152
File: 1598141019045.jpg (36.32 KB, 325x302, 1595368349292.jpg)
It's sinking in that I don't own my sexuality but it's the other way round. Being horny isn't actually that fun and my horniness is misguided. I'm starting to get over it and my bullshit. Why am I such a pos. sigh
No. 612178
File: 1598143241584.jpg (71.08 KB, 896x896, FaceApp_1598142945681.jpg)
>>612143>>612143NORMALIZE PEEING ON MEN
No. 612200
>>612178Kind of cute, actually, what the fuck? I wouldn't expect that from either of their faces.
Yandev would have nothing to worry about if he looked like that.
No. 612203
File: 1598144662428.jpg (33.25 KB, 800x450, cover2.jpg)
>>612201I will not let us down
No. 612204
>>612178Still no jaw but the features are cute. Piss in their bed and leave.
>>612143Normalize sexual harassment of male costhots, bring back the yaoi paddle!!!
No. 612231
File: 1598146746140.jpeg (64.63 KB, 750x738, B80D19A5-5E88-4EFC-BA1C-1015F5…)
hello ladies. just laying here watching cinematic masterpiece My Mister on netflix, wistfully dreaming of my own slowburn romance with a heartwarmingly kind, sad older coworker that I quietly pine for on the sidelines as everyone around him plots to ruin his life
No. 612289
>>612259>I’ve worked in a lot of male dominated settings and cheating on their wives was as casual as taking a shit on the clock.it's weird how different my experiences have been from the norm, because i've seen the exact opposite happen. i worked in finance where the male:female ratio was about 50:1 and i only knew of one man who cheated on his wife with an intern, and he was "separated" from his wife, so i guess it wasn't technically cheating? his wife def thought it was tho. i'm sure more men cheated, but that was the only office gossip i ever heard. meanwhile at that same job, i befriended the women i worked with, and of that group of about eight women, one cheated on her bf of five years and slept with our (single) boss multiple times and never even told her bf who she went on to marry, another cheated on a short-term bf with three of our male co-workers, a third broke up with her boyfriend to be with a higher-up she'd had a ONS with, and two of the others constantly flirted with a ridiculously attractive coworker everyone had a crush on. maybe it's because i was clearly a lot closer to the women than the men, so i knew what they were doing, but it's just strange that, in the workplace, i've met more shitty women than men. i don't doubt you're telling the truth, but i wonder what else (location, position, etc.) factors into a man/woman's likelihood to cheat with a coworker. weird stuff.
No. 612308
>>612302lmao, he wants to dress in victorian clothing, he seems kind of like those anime characters who think they are from another timeline. luckily he doesn't do any cringy redditor stuff at all.
>>612303maybe a little? he said something about wanting me to pin him down and "soak in my body heat and sweet scent."
>>612306yes i'm sure, i'm fairly normal as far as i know.
No. 612337
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>>612332god this sounds like something i would do
No. 612344
File: 1598159355488.jpeg (34.57 KB, 303x439, E20D74B8-126E-413A-8561-4BC15A…)
Watched the futurama episode of when Bender becomes a women and he acts so much like a troon, it's amazingly funny. He tells Leela and Amy about how men/he is better of a woman than they are. Episode def wouldnt pass in 2020
No. 612390
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I gotta get outta here maann
No. 612418
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I'll never understand why people hate wasps so much. They are not aggressive unless you make them feel threatened, so if one attacks you it's probably your fault. Yeah, they don't look as cute and fuzzy as bees but they're just as important. They just get unnecessary hate and that upsets me.
No. 612425
>>612420>>612422I would just remove them the same way I do with bees. Get a towel, trap the wasp and take it outside/away from you. I've never gotten stung by one.
>>612423But that wasp also felt like you swinging your arm was a surprise attack, anon. Imagine some giant accidentally hit you, wouldn't you be scared?
No. 612473
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>>612423>>612445wtf, i also got stung in the armpit by a wasp. there was a summer when i was a kid that i got stung by bees/wasps nearly every other day to the point where i was immune to the feel of the sting. i don't know if my blood was extra sweet or what, but it was ridiculous. the armpit wasp was especially ridiculous because i had already been stung about nine times in the span of a month at this point and the way it happened was absurd.
>be 8 year-old me>just chilling on the couch, talking to my friend>turn to face her, lean arm on the back of the couch to get more comfy>relaxing for a few seconds when all of a sudden i feel a pinch in my underarm>wtf>lift arm up to see what happened, think maybe i got a splinter somehow?>friend screams at the top of her lungs, bolts off the couch and runs into other room>look down>there's a fucking wasp sticking out of my armpit, wriggling around with its stinger embedded in my skin>again? a-fucking-gain?>literally sigh, grab it by its little body and pull it out, stinger and all>fling it across the room and run to get mom>mom thinks i'm joking, doesn't believe it could have possibly happened AGAIN until i show her the sting and my hysterical friend corroborates story>we go back into living room>little fucker is rolling around on the floor, still alive>pick it up and fling it outside because i hated - and still hate - killing bugsby the end of the summer i'd been stung somewhere in the high-20s. i was numb to fear. weirdly, i haven't been stung since, and i've had bees and wasps straight-up land on me in pairs and shit before. fucking stingery bugs, man.
No. 612495
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how do I get a boyfriend like this anons
No. 612499
>>607605>16 respect and nobilityaww yisss
>49 prone to lose childrenaw fuck
No. 612513
>>607609>She said he doesn't mind her 'bi-side' and we don't have to 'involve him'Never been in that situation (thank god) but I'm sure that the vast majority of men who are "fine" with their wives/girlfriends fucking other women will sooner or later feel left out and try to get their dick involved. They're never opening the relationship for the sake of the woman, they're just seeing it as an opportunity to have threesomes. Exactly what
>>607639 said. NEVER trust a woman who says their husband/bf "won't get involved".
No. 612515
File: 1598194409474.jpeg (41.82 KB, 1280x720, D3025A5B-6298-4670-AAD6-AFC7CE…)
>>612510That’s why he’s the only attractive Batman
No. 612524
>>612513They are probably also the type that don't see relationships between women as
valid or real, they just think of it as a fetish or kink which is why they are fine with their wives fucking women. You know the tune would change if the woman wanted to fuck other men. And man, I've been in this stituation so many times, it's exhausting.
No. 612537
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>>612528he looks like a grimy junkie but thats the appeal
No. 612544
File: 1598197951002.gif (24.66 KB, 454x1842, this is wonderful.gif)
i love reading about old internet shit and i spend a chunk of time going through geocities archives and reading people's personal blogs from the late 90s-early 2000s. i always loved snooping through people's diaries and shit, but nowadays social media and blogs don't feel as genuine as blogs back then, and entries are much shorter now, hence why i prefer the old shit much more. its not even for nostalgia factor because i was born in 99 so i experienced none of that.
pic related, it's from the 2006 aol leaks.
No. 612557
>>612539I kind of know that feel, it’s kind of like a weird fetish for white men, but as you get to see that there’s no difference between any men, as in; just because a guy is white, asian or mixed, he will be better or worse, that he’s just himself.
So, once you get to understand that, you will be able to find their flaws easier than before, because you will stop fetishizing their skin color and so, you will stop thinking they’re amazing just because they’re white.
I used to only like white guys because I thought they were oh so amazing and cool, but they’re not, they’re just people like everyone else, there’s ugly white people, ugly asian people and ugly black and latino people; inside and outside.
Of course, it’s okay to have a preference, but don’t let those preferences make you go blind the moment you see a guy that hits a few checks on your list, like, if a perfect tall goth guy told you he’s into you, cool, but if you notice some huge redflags, don’t let his aesthetically pleasing carcass blind you.
So yeah, good luck with that.
2D > 3DPD No. 612564
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ive been getting dumber lately. i space out even more than usual and spend at least an hour a day making up sexual fantasies including cute men (friends, mostly) squirming and getting flustered
No. 612611
>>612609>a guy who doesn't have a dick and balls This depends on whether you mean an actual guy, or a TIF.
With the former, they still would care for ego reasons. The latter, they wouldn't because that's still a woman.
No. 612722
>>612714Happy birthday anon!
I’m sure you aren’t forgettable. With all the shit going on lately, people are commonly forgetting what day of the week it is, much less the actual date. Please don’t take it to personally!
No. 612755
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>>612515Anon please learn to love yourself
No. 612794
>>612748>leaning towards fatanon please he’s a few kilos away from being malnourished kek
plus like
>>612753 said, he also makes scrotes who hate him for playing a shiny vampire more than a decade ago angry, so I love this batman even if the movie is shite
No. 612801
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>>612794>a few kilos away from being malnourishedanon, i-
you're right about the scrote anger though. it's hilarious that they hate him when he's the closest thing they'll ever have to a batman they can realistically self-insert into. you'd think they'd want to see themselves represented in their capeshit because we KNOW the guys bitching don't look like thor or captain america or aquaman, but no, they continue to seethe.
No. 612806
>>612495I had the biggest crush on Robert Pattinson when Twilight was big for the first few years, and then I pretended I didn't care anymore, but then I watched Good Time and I was like "oh FucK he's still hot"
I want a cutie like him too lol
No. 612810
File: 1598231867611.jpeg (2.89 MB, 2560x2560, D2529607-2EFE-441F-AB2E-CB022B…)
>>612801anon that pic is old af kek these are more recent ones, he’s toned up
slightly and lost weight
he’s laying down blahblah but you can still tell from his face
most of the men crying about Pattison playing Batman probably think they have a “dadbod” like Jason Momoa when they’re just obese
No. 612812
>>6128011. They hate to see themselves as they are. They may pretend otherwise with memes like "men age like wine, women age like milk", but they know very well that they're hideous eyesores, and want to self-insert on muscular, manly men.
2. They know that if this becomes a trend, they can't respond to women's complaints about unrealistic beauty standards by bringing up superhero movies (even though those are male-made and male-targeted).
No. 612832
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>>612810Didn't he flab up for Good Time too since he had to play an uglier character?
Rob has always been on the thinner side, and tbh good for him that he doesn't want to be a steroid ridden cartoon of a man like Cavill.
No. 612840
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>>612832This
RPats is not hideous or flabby. If an anon finds him hot, let her.
I don't know if I like his acting. He strikes me as an awkward Hollywood kid that got cheated on and looked for his roles in a toilet. He's alright though
No. 612846
>>612843Come camping with me and my bf! We sleep in separate tents so we can hang without him heh heh.
But for real I hope you find someone to go camping with. It's become one of my fav activities since all this bullshit started.
No. 612852
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>tfw no pandemic FaceTime recipient during the pandemic
>tfw no stress relief
>tfw both hands stay clean
>tfw phone is uncontaminated
No. 612858
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I know this is the most retarded shit ever but im genuinely terrified of getting old "hitting the wall" and shit like that, if i could i would just look 18 forever.
Its because of a even more insane reason than male approval, I have a gigantic phobia of motherhood and pregnancy, the fact that someone would look at 40 year old me and assume i have kids is enough to make me go NOPE I NEVER WANT TO GET OLD, i genuinely gets to a point i refuse to associate myself with anything motherly, its a genuine phobia an my brain associates old age with mothers.
No. 612896
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My boyfriend just walked in on me listening to Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm and said:
>"I always thought this song sounded a little bit like Michael Jackson, especially the part when they're like 'ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY'. They get very high pitched, sounds just like him."
Should I dump him or marry him yall?
No. 612925
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I instantly felt better about my fivehead when I saw this thumbnail lmao
No. 612985
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>>612951This is exactly what's happening and you know it.
No. 613010
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>>612951Don't worry, I'm awake again.
No. 613090
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I wanna dress like this everyday
No. 613108
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>>613090the style is completely different, but your post reminded me of this. I wish it was socially acceptable to dress like this, at least without looking like a nazi larper. I thought about buying a corset and do a "modern" version of medieval/viking dresses, but a good one is so expensive.
No. 613128
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Boomers and Republicans who post shit like this are unaware as fuck
>Just buy a home
Buying a home requires down payments, credit, and shit tons of other complicated things. You really think millienals are just ditching the chance to buy an 800$/month mortgage 2-3 bedroom house? No, boomers overcomplicated the job market, it's no longer a process of finding a house you liking, signing off the property, and you're good to go.
>Just get credit
Boomers instilled in millienals heads that their only worth is their education and pay, forcing millienals to go to college and putting them in debt, not to mention the fact credit score checks becoming a thing made it shit ton a lot harder for millienals to buy anything at all
>Just get a job in a small town
Small town jobs are twice if not three times as picky as urban jobs are, I've lived in this itty bitty town most of my life and ever since I was 18 I've only been able to get jobs that had an hour commute (for 17/hrs a week + minimum wage, 5 days a week, 40 dollars worth of gas a week… yeah). Most jobs here require years of experience even as a gas station cashier, now imagine how picky rural jobs with livable wages might be
>It's so much cheaper in rural areas!
No. The average price of houses in most rural areas nowadays (for a 2 bed home) is at least 1500+2000 a month. You literally might as well get an apartment in Chicago, Seattle, LA, Miami or wherever, save money on gas and get a higher paying job in the city than doing that
It's also millienals who are always finding solutions to the housing crisis, with shipping container homes, tiny homes and other alternative ways of living, boomers best advice is to "move to the country" when they will fuck you over twice as much than living in the city
I get what they're saying though, there are a lot of millienals who think they're too good to live anywhere but a big fancy city, but small towns are no better in America
No. 613142
>>613128>Boomer this, boomer thatThere are WAY more people in America than 1950 boomer time, so yeah a finite resource like land is going to increase in value. It's not necessarily a boomer conspiracy.
The problem is that zoning laws don't allow for new apartments to be constructed easily or quickly
No. 613143
>>613131It's basically "proof" you have a history of paying things off, it's the reason why so many millienals are fucked. In order to get credit you need bills in your name, which means you need to start off with an apartment (in America where even rural apartments are 1000 a month with a 990 dollar down payment and 200 application fee, not to get the apartment either but to be put on a waiting list), to get an apartment you need a history of apartments and a credit score, which means you need your parents to co sign your first one or two apartments (which really fucks over kids from neglectful families), and so many things do and don't count as credit. I've been paying off trade school fees, my car note and insurance on time each month and I still don't have credit. It leaves millienals in a shitty cycle of always needing their parents to co sign and stuck in the apartment loop because it's hard to save for a down payment when the vast majority of your money goes to rent, bills, school fees, and groceries
There are other factors that fucked over millienals too, with inflation and the fact that all jobs and education practically require forms of technology which just add onto wifi and computer and phone payments when back in the 80s all you really needed was a landline
No. 613156
>>613128A house is equity, something that can appreciate in value as time goes on. If you never have kids, and invest well so you aren't reliant on government aide when you need to go into a nursing home, sure don't buy a house. Ut buying a house boosts your credit, gives you something to will to your kids, or gives you equity so you can enjoy retirement and have a nest egg to maybe have a private room in a home.
I have a feeling alot of 20+ year olds are going to be fucked.
>>613140 not alot of parents teach their kids that. Educate yourself and don't blame others for your poor decisions. Being an adult and having responsibilities isn't some suprise issue. For fuckssake you whiny little shit.
No. 613185
>>613156>not alot of parents teach their kids that. Educate yourself and don't blame others for your poor decisions. Being an adult and having responsibilities isn't some suprise issue. For fuckssake you whiny little shitThat's because back in the day all high school students took financial classes and home ect, and that's back before Americas economy went to the shitter and there was "tricks" to everything. It's no longer as simple as walking into an office, getting a job, and finding an apartment, there's "tricks" to getting a job like being persistent but not really and having a ton of experience but still be young, the fact credit became a thing in 1990 and almost every apartment nowadays require credit and previous landlords unless you "have connections" which means people who are just coming from a closed off community are practically fucked.
There is also no room for humaness either if someone nowadays wants to be financially stable which is why so many people are resorting to thrift stores (which are fucking up in price because of the amount of people that shop there) and things like wish and AliExpress, if a young person who supported themselves wanted to go to the mall and buy themselves 3-5 items they would practically be financially fucked for the next few months
>Inb4 hurdur just don't buy itNo, my point is that this has lead the young persons life to be completely miserable. If they can't buy a couple of things from the mall without fucking themselves over imagine what medical bills would do to them if they get sick. Very little companies nowadays want to offer full time, the ones that do offer very shitty insurance, insurance plans themselves can be expensive, and Medicaid keeps decreasing their income restrictions
>Inb4 go to a low income clinic/charity hospitalThat's the thing, you shouldn't have to have weird tricks just to not be fucked financially. No one even in home ect tells you that you need to research every hospital you might possibly have to go to in order to make sure there's programs to help you, on top of that ambulances are overpriced and millienals are literally letting themselves die. The economy is quite literally killing people and by the time boomers die off, 70s-90 kids die off there will be practically nobody in the US since nobody is barely able to have kids because of the economy
No. 613205
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Ive been doing my yearly watch of the Twilight movies (I'm on the 3rd one now- and no, I didn't watch them again because of the Batman trailer, I didnt even know it existed- ps looks like some emo shit). And was wondering what are y'all: team Edward or Jacob, and why.
Me?
Team Jacob aaaall the way baby. Although Edward has a hot face, his whole appearance is too soiboi-ish, also he's a bit psycho (watching Bella sleep for months without telling her?). And what 109 year old would want to date an awkward 17 yo?
My boi Jacob is not only hot but also you know he'll break your pussy into pieces with that ferocious wolf power.
pic related: my face every time theres a scene of Bella and Edward just looking at each other and sparkling
No. 613218
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>>613205I hate Jacobs tiny eyes so I’ll say Edward
No. 613219
>>613206>If we build enough apartments to meet demand and house everyoneNot that this applies to every country, but there are more empty living units (houses, apartments, public housing) in the US than homeless people. We already have an excess amount of housing options, it's simply restricted.
>we would be destroying nature and arable land which we need to feed all those peopleThere is enough arable land (and resources to produce, human and automated) to produce not only enough food for the nearly 8 billion people living on this planet, but an estimated 13 billion. That land isn't being used to feed the maximum amount of the population as it can, because the land and means of food production are privately owned.
No. 613236
>>613205jacob literally wants to fuck her baby but ok
I see team jacob fags are still retarded
No. 613237
>>613236jacobfags are pedos by proxy
this post was made by sparkle gang
No. 613240
>>613236OP here, FUCK I completely forgot about the whole "Nessy" cringy ass pedo shit that goes on in the last two movies. Forgive me for I was blinded by the muscle.
Since Im not team Edward either cause hes a freaking creep then I guess Ill be team -whatever-was-the-name-of-the-character-of-the-delicious-Lee-Pace
No. 613241
>>613232I just did a Google search and Capital One offers cards for people with no prior credit, along with other smaller but reputable banks and credit card companies.
It's a shitty situation America is in, but I hate when people say things are impossible when there is a way - just keep on applying to credit card companies and don't spend more than you can afford.
No. 613258
>>613143Slavanon here, 1000 dollars can get you a three room apartment in the center of my city, the downside is that renting is half-legal and there is little protection for both you and apartment owner, but it works, and a lot of millenials live like this. It's very affordable to live with roommates.
But when it goes to buying apartments you're kind of fucked. You have a big variety, but they are either very tiny, in a 150 years old building, or in a huge 25 floors high apartment complex with no parks or nature around, only same tall apartment buildings as yours. It's depressing as fuck to live there and 2 bedroom apt costs 100 thousand dollars, which is ridiculous.
No. 613264
>>613241Whenever I read about credit cards and scores that's going on I'm so glad we don't have that shit here.
>>613229To be fair, there's plenty of shitty countries in Europe that have equal or lower living standards than America or are complete poor shitholes even. You just never hear anyone from, say, Kosovo or Bosnia and Herzegovina talk about their living conditions (most definitely far poorer than the average US living conditions). You're mostly just hearing from Eurofags like me who're from a select few rich EU countries that also happen to have the highest fluency in English rates within Europe. Not to mention that all of our countries have their own sets of problems.
No. 613329
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>>613205Broke: Team Jacob // Team Edward
Woke: Team Carlisle
He's a doctor and is loaded. He's a a good person and just the perfect man 10/10
Jokes aside, I've always been team Edward because Jacob always seemed like an incel nice guy to me. Also vampires are a billion times cooler than werewolves. Oh, and I'm also the Robert Pattinson anon from last night kek
No. 613356
>>613329this girl knows whats good
>>613334lmao are you for real?
No. 613361
>>613355vampires and werewolves are a frequent theme in media geared towards young women so it might be an intriguing kink more common amongst women
idk how men feel about it
No. 613372
>>613128Lol my small town is run on nepotism. It’s honestly fucking hard to find a job here if you aren’t related or friends with the people hiring.
I will say the house I was renting with my ex was $500 a month, not including utilities. The place was small, but it had two bedrooms and a big front yard for my dog. Wasn’t bad as a starter place at all. Now I cringe at the idea of sharing walls with other people. Obviously it’s not the same as buying a home at all, but hey, I prefer it over an apartment building.
I’d still go rural if I moved away, but maybe to a slightly bigger town with more opportunities (and closer to other cities)
No. 613376
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I love my girls on lolcow dot farm
No. 613389
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>had Zoom meeting for uni orientation, first time using Zoom
>post a bit in the chat
>this one girl turns out to be from the same place as me
>want to be friends with her
>realize you can't add people on Zoom
What even is the point? Now I'm sad. She seemed really cool.
No. 613439
>>613334he techically is so
that lines up
No. 613467
>>613396Yikes! I’m in rural Illinois, so maybe that’s why so many places I see for rent around here are so cheap. All we’ve got here is Walmart, fast food, and cornfields. So, there’s not too many people actively trying to move out here.
(And we’ve apparently got a big meth problem here too, but I guess that’s not really that surprising)
No. 613472
>>613408We're in different majors. I checked the private chat thing, too, but it only showed me options to chat privately with the hosts of the meeting, so RIP.
Kind of tempted to say hi to her again if I see her at another orientation, but I don't want it to be weird.
No. 613616
>>613607Putting other women down because you feel shitty about yourself
I could never
No. 613646
>>613616Nah she deserves it. And she does have a moonface kek
>>613618Because she deserves it and it's easy to make fun of her
>>613628I'm wlw so no she's not going to do that kek. Equating women making fun of pickmes and men making fun of women's appearances becuase they can't get laid is so dumb
No. 613652
>>613646You posted about her before and I think you’re obsessed.
If you’re truly wlw then you obviously have a crush on her and she doesn’t feel the same way. Can’t even get a moonface bitch kek
Cope with your own ugliness another way
No. 613653
>>613607>>613646guess who's back
back again
No. 613658
>>613653Bored ugly anon is back
She has no friends
No. 613669
>>613607Oh the best part was that she said she was so happy to facetime me because she hadn't talked with anyone in two weeks. I'm really glad I got to rub it in her face. No pun intended.
>>613657Why are you so eager to defend an ugly pickme?
>>613664Because she's a cow and it's funny to laugh at her and her pathetic pickme lifestyle
No. 613704
>>613691lol well she literally doesn't have any other friends so there you go
>>613692You sound like the cows who accuse farmers of posting about them being jealous
>>613700Hippie guys are the worst. Full of male feminists
No. 613749
>>613732Just tryna help you in your love quest
Aight I’m done taking the bait, t’was fun footface
No. 613783
>>613749You seem like a pickme tho
Why would i want to have sex with someone obsessed with scrote attention and never gets picked?
No. 613830
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>>613763I bet it looks so cute, if you reply please tell me what color!
It's a powder that you literally dip your nail into after a base coat is painted onto and then cured. I think it's acrylic, but it (can, and for me would) go on the natural nail, it's very hard, thick, and protective of the nail imo, and looks nice! It looks like this. It's my favorite type of manicure since I don't do false nails.
No. 613990
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I will not rest until the last tranny, libfem, scrote and porn advocate are expunged from this board. This is literally the only place I like on the internet, I am not letting it get ruined by a bunch of twitterfags.
No. 613992
>>613934True. I think it’s really annoying to try to scroll through and find real opinions in middle of the stacks of discourse, but I feel like it’s inevitable in a thread meant for sharing things that a lot of people will disagree with. Sometimes the dogpiling is kind of justified but it seems like some anons just won’t let it go, something to be expected from a board with a… arguably high… population of users with autism.
(Look at us having a reasonable discussion lmao.)
No. 614028
>>614017recommended and thumnails. I'd watch a video, watch her pick up a fish that flops around like fish do when you man handle them and pull them out of water, then she starts going, "ooh..ohh..ewww" and pretending she's scared of it even though she's done this 20 times.
So I skip to get to the food, and she's making these stupid ass faces & I can't keep watching.
She also pisses me off how she plays with the critters before eating them.
All her videos are the fucking same.
No. 614084
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This tweet made me wanna go frolic and do some plein air in a field, but there are no nice ones near me. There is a little swamp-ish area in a forest near me, so maybe I'll go there and see if I can find some plants and snails and frogs and shit.
No. 614106
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i had a first round job interview and the interviewer made an offhand comment about a previous company acquisition. from the month/year of the merger and the new company name, i found all the dox of the past company to the point of figuring out what specific databases this new job pulls information from. from researching that, i figured out the general process of the job at a technical level. i took a gamble on telling the interviewer in the 2nd round to tell me if i was right and gave them my theory down to specific file types and processing methods. they said they were impressed that i managed to figure that out from so little information but now i feel like it came off kind of intense or creepy? if i get this job, credit to this hell site for teaching me how to internet detective
No. 614109
>>614084Frolicking on grass >>>
Nothing makes me wanna do handstands and cartwheels and jump around like a big empty field of soft grass.
No. 614170
>>614167Nta but I’m not here for drama either, except the occasional infight with anons for lols. Which I guess is drama but I think it’s in good fun
I came for the drama, but the cows don’t interest me anymore. It’s easy to avoid drama on /g/ and /m/
No. 614188
>>614001Same girl same! Loooooove the long hair and tanned bodies hnngg
I didn't like the whole imprinting on a baby tho, like what the fuck. And then him following the baby around like that? Very cringy.
No. 614197
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I have no idea were to post this tbh, but how sexualized is she here? What the fuck? Jisoo's teaser was just cute, and this is just so bad and what the actual fuck is happening with her chest
No. 614203
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I need another shitpost thread. I WANNA GO FULL RETARD!!!111!!
No. 614207
>>614203can we make one after the next dumbass shit thread is created cuz it’s gonna lock soon anyway
It’s a race against the clock retard
No. 614250
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>>614224Here’s a little collage for your viewing displeasure. I liked wearing things with tasteful floral prints- think botanical sketches and well executed winged liner when we were talking. This is his interpretation of that.
No. 614262
>>612675The aol leaks or the blogs?
For the aol leaks, you can find them in a few sites, but I like SA's highlighted ones that you can read here www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log/
For the blogs, I just discover them by visiting still up but abandoned old blogs and looking at their links, and sometimes I try my luck at Geocities archives like these:
www.oocities.org
www.geocitiesarchive.org
oneterabyteofkilobyteage.tumblr.com (my favourite because it shows a preview and I don't have to waste my time with random sites for schools and stuff like that, but unfortunately you have to paste the link into the wayback machine for the sites you find interesting)
And a worthy mention of www.internetarchaeology.org, which holds a bunch of old internet images and gifs, and also gives a direct link that you can throw in the wayback machine for snooping.
If you're interested I could link some interesting blogs I found too.
No. 614376
>>614372I love my momma, but I got my period at my dad's house (back when he gave a fuck) and my stepmom stepped in and helped me. When I went home I told my mom and I could tell my mom was mad that it happened over there and kind of took it out on me by being kind of rude about it.
She was like, "Okay she gave you a pad, you had your period" before coming back 15 minutes and sitting me down and talking about it.
No. 614398
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watching Single White Female is kind of turning me on because the copycat reminds me of my first girl crush on highschool
i'm only 20 minutes in tho so i'll probably be less into it later i hope
No. 614446
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>>613376love you too and that pic is adorable, fukken saved
>>614211i think about this a lot. mods probably have seen me go on the vent thread talking about extreme depression and then getting into an argument about god knows what too many times. based mods for dealing with me and other neurotic anons. i think i've had 2 nightmares about getting permabanned from lolcow now
No. 614474
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>>614211I think about this too
They probably see how scatterbrained and horny I am RIP
No. 614498
>>614362I first learned from an encyclopedia which was obviously very… scientific about it. Somehow I thought you have sex once on your wedding night and you decide when you get pregnant which can be years later. If you want multiple kids you have sex again, probably on that same night. The sperm just stays in there, ready to procreate.
I knew sex was a thing that people do quite frequently. I just didn’t want to think my parents did that so this seemed like the most logical conclusion.
No. 614500
>>614456The "thrift" stores where I live aren't even thrift stores, they just buy clothes from US stores in bulk and resell them at a very high price.
I just started learning how to sew because I have given up on finding clothes I like on stores lol even the ""alternative"" fashions shops I've seen just sell really outdated mall goth clothes, or just really tacky shit.
No. 614520
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>>614497I don't know if this will help but try this if you haven't already: first mess with the hair thickness/width parameters and draw some thick hairs to make the shape of your hair. Then deform the mesh that the hair lies on to make the shape you want. Then change the hair brush to make thin hairs and add them as details. Then you can add another hair mesh layer and make it a bit larger than the previous one and draw some more hairs on it so you have some hairs that stick out a bit. Then you can draw over the base texture to make it prettier. I'm not a pro yet either but I'm happy with what I made. I made some horns and hairclips for my character too by changing the textures, you can draw a very thick hair and then draw over the texture to make hairclips.