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No. 598432
Leave all brains. and brain accessories at the door please
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I'll start.
Who the hell would wear this
No. 598501
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We out here playing cooking mama, also quick question do any women actually find men like this attractive?
No. 598519
>>598501No. This is an aesthetic that panders strictly to gay and bisexual men.
Every once in a while, you may meet a woman who injects herself with testosterone and struggles with several mental issues that fantasizes about looking like that one day, though.
No. 598570
>>598545omg anon i can't believe you would drink out of a reusable straw. look at this heathen who would do that my germaphobia is so
triggered rn.
No. 598578
>>598545What’s up fellow reusable straw user, kek. I bought it for the convenience too. My friends are more or less used to it now. But I’m still amused whenever I’m in a Starbucks or something and the barista is about to get me a plastic straw and I say no it’s fine, I have this, they put on the
warmest most soulfully grateful smile, as if their own mother was a sea turtle.
No. 598585
>>598580Hard to read sarcasm because some people legit act like that which reminds me how my boyfriend has a hang-up about never bringing his socks in his bed because they'll contaminate it and I just don't understand the logic there. It's not like he's gonna keep his face or hands at that edge of the bed? Obviously if your socks are really dirty then take them off by all means but I just don't get the germaphobe mindset of being so neat about those things. Wash yourself and stuff around you every now and then and you're good to go. Modern society has become a bit too focused on things being squeaky-clean. Obviously a bit different in these times.
My boyfriend will also use wet wipes to clean table surfaces which I try to remind him is a big waste, but I think he finds it too convenient.
No. 598637
>>598631Well I'm ready for any criticism so here goes
>7/10 could be a 9/10 if he lost some weight but I like his squishy ass>very good hygiene and great style>cooks often and does chores just like a normal person, no "look anon I cleaned for you" bullshit>introduced me to his family within 2 months of seeing each other>adores his family and specially his mom>amazing in bed even though he drunkenly confessed me he doesn't even like sex as such but "we make love, not only sex">helped me relax and stop being the stuck up control freak I was>stayed with me during the lockdown because being alone and not being able to go out gives me major anxiety>gives me the space I need and I give him space as well>think really alike on so so many things>very very good with childrenNow for the unconventional part
>open relationship, we fuck other people and tell each other about it but it only draws us even closer (I also suspect a cuck fetish on his part but idc)>introduced me to soft/party drugs and makes sure I don't abuse them or I don't fuck up by drinking when I'm high>encourages me to find my spirituality and we talk a lot about paranormal stuff I experienced but dismissed due to me being a fedora atheist>always calls me out when I'm being manipulative and don't even realize it which I appreciate>thinks we were just fated to meet and claims we were the same person in another life - I don't believe it but I find it cuteWe're both in our late 20s so I'm not some kid letting herself be manipulated by some cumbrain, I asked for the open relationship from the beginning and I'm really happy about him. You can roast me if you want but before meeting him I gave up completely on relationships because being with someone emotionally drained me and I don't feel he drains me at all.
No. 598667
>>598662I'm curious, which parts? I admit I'm still skeptical about the spiritual thing but eh. And yeah, I can see it's not bragging material now. I'm just happy I finally found someone who understands me on so many levels.
>>598663How is any of that bad?
No. 598679
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>>598637>"We're both in our late 20s so I'm not some kid letting herself be manipulated by some cumbrain">"always calls me out when I'm being manipulative and don't even realize it which I appreciate">"helped me relax and stop being the stuck up control freak I was">"look anon I cleaned for you">I like his squishy ass>introduced me to soft/party drugshmmmmm
No. 598682
>>598679lol @ the pic. my thoughts exactly.
the "controlled party drugs" thing, the open relationship and spirituality shit sound like red flags to me, but to each their own…i guess.
No. 598734
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I have nothing to say except this picture made me laugh
No. 598735
>>598691We got the same mom?
My mom has always poked and prodded at me since I was a child to the point where being a perfectionist is what ruined me. I'm never good enough for anything and I always have a compulsion to be the best.
"Your boyfriend is going to leave you if you don't do XYZ!" okay thanks
No. 598754
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I want to kabedon a cute girl so bad
No. 598815
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do kids still like slime? has a different trend replaced slime?
No. 598832
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this is just a stupid thought i had so i thought id post it here cause completely unrelated to any thread
I read Taylor Nicole Dean threads, maybe the first five or so. Then i kinda stopped using the site for personal reasons. anyways, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER? She looks like a rejected egirl from hell. i could not believe my eyes when i saw her thread recently. she looks fucked. and apperently shes a drugaddict now or something?? dude what the fuck. seriously what the fuck did i miss with this cow. she looks like shit. and she already looked like shit (pic related is how i remembered her) but my god she did not look lIKE THAT.
like, before she was the most basic bitch i could think of. but now shes just straight up ugly and tacky for her age. shes so goddamn ugly, it like bothers me seeing that fucked up face everytime i go to /pt/
No. 598836
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Oh my god I found some cringe old art from when I was 13 and my best friend and I decided we were gonna make a NEW and BETTER pokemon game so we started making up fake pokemon. The emo horses are named Anthrax and Slayer lmao. The dog is a Ruffmor and the snake is a Therpent. I even made a therpent 3d model. Should I post more or no1curr
>>598775Oh I like the number 3.
No. 598847
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>>598838Alright here are some unnamed pokemon. They are kinda ok looking, I like them, except the blue ones.
No. 598848
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>>598847These are shit, I don't know what I was thinking. I must have run out of ideas.
No. 598851
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Bonus: look at these wonky ass foxes lmao
No. 598855
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>>598848This made my day lol. Bless you anon. Also ignore previous blank reply
No. 598906
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This is the only valid dumb bitch meme
No. 598924
>>598913I totally get it but I didn't turn into a furry, I don't think I've ever drawn an anthropomorphic animal actually. I also thought as I was looking through my drawings "how the hell did I manage to not become a furry?". I used to draw only pokemon and dragons at time. After that I drew fantasy heroes and now I draw slightly abstract art of human figures.
Also do you think we could have a thread where we share art we made as kids? I think it would be funny, if anyone is willing to share too I'll make a thread
No. 598929
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I'm getting to name a bunch of puppies soon, so give me your best doggo names. (I won't name the breed because I want your unlimited creativity)
No. 598931
>>598929never had a dog before, but here's some names anyway:
hector
Hercules
Alfred
Jiji/Gigi
Momo
Minty
Binty
Buddy
Archie
Benji
Alphie/Alphy
Walter
No. 598932
>>598929Cooper
Rowdy (scrubs reference lol)
Bingo
Peanut (my dog's name)
Jetson
Tiber (like Tiger but Tiber, probably for bulkier/rougher dogs)
Duke
Queenie
Lola
Noodle
Mimi
Ciri
No. 598943
>>598929Some people who raise dogs like to name all puppies from a litter with names starting with the same letter, so the first litter would start with A, the second with B, etc.
So here are some names starting with A: Anvil (for the fat one) Ace (for the leader) Ammy (short for Amaterasu but you can say it's short for Amelia to normies) Avogadro (for the chemistry genius) Archie (short for Archibald) Arno (for the water lover) Abby (for the scene queen) Astra (for the opel lover) Aria (for the singer) and Atro (read like Etro like from ff13). Disclaimer I am only half joking I would totally name my dog Arno.
No. 598954
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>>598929Achilles
Robert
Harry
Mary
Tina
Mimi
Gea
Venus
Tamy
Tan
Tom
Ricardo
Philippe
Goldie
Silky
Chichi
Moni
Ferb
Hot sauce
Thor
Tumbler
Fumble
Netty
I can think of even more, but I feel like I’m getting more and more autistic as I type more names.
No. 598957
>>598929Spaghetti
Concrete
Porkchop
Absolute Unit
Haricot
Richter
Beans
Bean (separate from Beans)
Nintendo 64
Rat Boy
No. 598962
>>598929Taco
Taquito
Queso
Cupcake
Doritos
Alphonse
No. 598965
>>598929Ladd
Opie
Missy
Poppy
Barker
Gigi/Luigi
No. 598976
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I had a dream that the guy I obsessively crushed on in high school and haven't seen in five years sent me a message on Snapchat that said "If you ever tried to get in the shower with me, I would finish washing my hair and get out." ty subconscious, glad you hate me just as much as my conscious brain does.
No. 599002
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>>598931>>598932>>598934>>598938>>598943>>598944>>598954>>598957>>598962>>598964>>598965thank u wonderfull anons!! I've made a list of girls and boys names from all your suggestions. I'll post an update of all the finalized names when they're here (they're not born yet)
(if anyone saw me deleting and reposting this for the 4th time, ur allowed to laugh at me)
No. 599108
>>599063Dumb old bitch making empty threats. Someone took DMs and shared them; you’re not making full public posts with her full name outing her as
abusive, right? Fuck her
No. 599174
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Snitchery looks like one of those dried out monkey heads, sick of seeing her.
No. 599200
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I was supposed to leave for the JET program in September, but now that's been postponed for obvious reasons. I'd really like them to update us regarding possible departure dates though, because I just got hired at a resort and I'm pretty excited to start training. But I'm going to feel like an asshole if I have to drop it suddenly. However, I have little hope we can actually leave this winter, and I need to save money somehow. The whole situation is shit and out of our control.
No. 599218
>>599205I guess anon thought the monkey thing was racebaiting.
>>599061cheese is like 2 dollars at walmart anon. Please don't punish yourself like this.
No. 599251
>>599241I always feel a little soft heart palpitation when someone uses the word ape or monkey around me because it's just so overused and I'm so used to hearing it hurled as a racist insult towards me.
But I will say… Ryan Reynolds looks like a monkey
No. 599267
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my entire life i thought bill nye and bill nighy were the same person. i thought the science guy just liked to dabble in acting and i was like wow good for him, he did a cool scottish accent in pirates of the caribbean. i’m 24.
No. 599273
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I'm so sad the LJ thread went to shit.
No. 599293
>>599247yeah also amerifag and also my reason for finally looking into it seriously. i found some jobs doing it online that i hoped to use as a foot in the door to travel when travel is possible again; i'm n5 level in japanese and have a bachelors, but don't have the specific certs, so these online companies would pay for that. i'm also
>>599232 and this job is totally nothing to do with resorts or teaching, so i kind of hope it pays off so i don't have to rely on independent contracting.
i really hope your resort job goes well for you!! it's a scary field to be front of house in rn tho, i hope you're BOH! not to blog but people i know working hotel security in vegas have told me about getting in fistfights on the hour with boomers who refuse to wear masks. stay safe boo shit cray
No. 599411
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>>599174I know another anon said it was racebaiting, but I think she has a similar face to graveyardgirl.
It's not a race thing, some people just look that way.
No. 599429
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Whatever malignant tumor I’ve been ignoring is finally pressing my prefrontal cortex because I found a K-Pop song that I like.
No. 599609
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
No. 599687
>>599682Agreed, peak lc right thar
>>599685Enjoy your high anon, but stay here. Drink water instead.
No. 599730
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I went to a local museum and liked a portrait of this guy, but was too self conscious to take a picture of the artist and name, and now I can't find it anywhere. He was beautiful, I'm such a fucking dumbass.
No. 599746
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Life is pain
No. 599754
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>>598432i don't understand anything of the takes in the leftthots threads and i'm honestly kinda glad. maybe that makes me a dumb bitch but i would rather be dumb than consumed that much by, from what i've gathered, is just… twitter…politics? and big words.
No. 599755
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I’m bored and wish I could have a giant zoom chat with all the masked ladies of lc. I need more girlfriends irl lol
No. 600050
>>600030>>600040I hear girls say this about girls way more than guys. Like way more.
Not only is it untrue but it reeks of instability. Girls can't deal with the fact that there are people out there who are not only really funny and kind, but they have cute faces too.
No. 600058
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The first vaporwave album turned 10 today and it's still hard to believe.
No. 600071
>>600021i honestly think it has nothing to do with how you look, period. common sense. people know better than to treat ugly people like shit, we've taught them that since they were 3. it's something you're doing wrong. like maybe you give off weird vibes and you can change that by monitoring your body language more.
the whole "they treat me bad cause i'm uggo" shit is just a lazy cope so you don't have to actually try to make yourself more palatable to others. also, the whole beauty is in the eye of the beholder shit is real.
shickity shickity shickity shit. that's just my three cents.
No. 600074
>>600071Um, I'm not saying you're entirely wrong but if someone is shy and average looking, it's going to be hard to develop confidence.
And wow, you lived a cushiony childhood if you truly believe kids aren't mean. I say that as a pretty girl. Minority girls in my primarily white school, especially shy, average or ugly looking, or slightly awkward ones, were free game when it came to needing someone to bag on.
No. 600090
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What the fuck is with these crazy bitches always wanting to become therapists and shit? I swear all the women I know who want to do psychology/psychiatry are toxic loons. Is this just the "not like other girls" version of mean girls in high school becoming nurses?
No. 600091
>>600071Astounding and miraculous that you believe people aren't that openly shallow on a site full of nitpicking of physical features.
You may be a sweetheart with morals (and ilu for that), but a lot of people are still assholes. We're also taught not to murder, rape, and steal, and yet…
No. 600117
>>600100Same
I need to take a break. It’s pretty slow here anyways. /cgl/ moves a little faster but there’s too much bait that gets posted.
No. 600141
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>>600136>>600137Why are there multiple posts today about eating entire onions and how delicious they are, kek?
No. 600142
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The only good thing about the heat is that the clothes that I hang out dry in approximately 2 seconds
No. 600145
>>600141wtf I genuinely didn't even see these when I wrote that. That's kind of scary
And to answer everyone, I only had one onion left and when I started peeling it, it was bad …
A white one, if anyone cares.
Thank you for the encouragement, I will buy more onions tomorrow and see if I start to crave one at 2 am again.
No. 600148
>>be me 14 to 29, never tried drugs because no friends to share and to afraid to hit up dealers
>>rare occasions at parties, always said no, seemed too dangerous to intoxicate myself around stranger (That's how you get fucking rape !!!)
>>now 28, access to deepweb, no need to talk to shady people or go to loud party, Buy my self some cryptocoin, fill my basket with the finest selection of dope.
>>And then I wait for it to come in the mail. I could finally do it, all comfy in my couch. How grand!
>>It's fianlly here : I try all kind of shit : shrooms, lsd, mdma, codeine, ketamine but also mostly xannies.
>>always been fond of xannies, my gp handed them to me but I couldn't ask too often or I would be flagged
>>last week, go nuts, got myself an order of 150 xannies.
>>can't even kill myself with them, i have a crazy tolerance now.
And this is the story of how a I becam a late bloomer junkie.
No. 600153
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Onions are sooo fucking good I once ate aprox. 15 green onions plain in one sitting. I fucking love onions so damn much and go through like 5 bundles a week. I put them on everything I eat basically but they are also so satisfying to eat as a snack. Sometimes I just cut them in half and eat them like fries. Spicy plant fries
No. 600183
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I've always thought of myself as a confident person. I'm fairly certain I didn't have any severe mental health issues until I got to university, I could do public speaking, didn't get freaked out about exams, I genuinely thought I could do whatever I put my mind to. About halfway through uni I started suffering some symptoms of anxiety and had to reach out to a counselor before covid happened.
Being in a creative field I have been suffering heavily from imposter syndrome, couple that with a sprinkle of social anxiety and finding it hard to make friends and I got into this habit of shrinking myself and my achievements because I was paranoid as coming off as conceited and unlikable. Like if a classmate complimented my work I'd obviously say thanks but immediately jump to downplaying like "oh this is just like last minute haha." Despite this I truly THOUGHT I had a balanced outlook on life and took everything at face value, not undermining or overestimating my own abilities and being able to take critique and praise without making it personal.
Well since graduating I've had a lot of good fortune and validation come my way (incredibly winning some international awards and getting job opportunities even during the pandemic in my small city.) I couldn't help but be in disbelief at all this good fortune, like legit thought these had to be flukes. I then had a moment of realisation about imposter syndrome.
I spend so much time minimising myself and my achievements, talking myself down to my friends and colleagues - trying to seem humble and down-to-earth to get people to like me more. All it ends up doing is making me look kinda delusional and insecure. My efforts to look cool and unbothered are doing the complete opposite. It's kind of uncomfortable and annoying being around people who are so insecure that you have to re-assure them, or they wont take compliments. I've been shrinking myself because I'm scared of making others feel small, when I just need to do me and own it!
No. 600207
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I’m afraid of telling my best friend that I got sexually assaulted this week bc she will blame herself for it or get really upset.
No. 600241
>>600238Dude, I really wish we could talk about it. All my friends are disinterested because they got to do this in their teen years.
Drop me your discord tag, if you feel like it.
No. 600293
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I have a huge crush on Jin Sakai from Ghost of Tsushima and damn it I've never had a crush on a video game character.
It's so damn futile and also if it was back in those days and not fiction I'd probably be some dumb peasant who no samurai would be interested in anyway. Won't stop the sex dreams though, he's dreamy af man.
No. 600350
>>600141Lol I'm the op of the first one. I had bagels with a lot of fresh red onion on them and just thought about how nasty garlic is.
>>600293Tbh how could you not love him? I got a crush on him from his voice alone lol.
No. 600367
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me waking up this morning: not gonna fuck around on lolcow today, gonna do something productive
me an hour later:
No. 600387
>>600372she really is
>>600374lol no but i couldn't imagine only coming here once a week, with how quickly threads update
No. 600480
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Someone posted this on facebook and I am cringing so hard
No. 600485
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the retard who made the leda muir thread did the same thing on kiwifarms and surprise to no one turns out to be a lil mini cow herself lmao what a mess
No. 600536
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I made a morph of an actor and Joseph Joestar and somehow it produced this.
No. 600562
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>>600153>>600543You could try making Malawach too. They’re Yemenite Jewish scallion pancakes but with more of a flatbread texture.
No. 600623
>>600606Can you retards stop making up slang for stuff and use your goddamn words? I shouldn't have to ask what the fuck rudefem is
You're about as worse as made up pronouns and sexualities
No. 600692
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I'm 26, and I've been really, autistically obsessed with late 90's-early 2000's fashion and "aesthetics" for a while now. I love the colorful and fun "in your face" aesthetic of the early 2000's, especially bubblegum-pop inspired stuff. I really miss the upbeat 2000's music and the upbeat vibes of 2000's media. And even though the fashion was "bad" I would totally try wearing it again but I just can't pull it off. I have a huge but sad wave of nostalgia hit me whenever I watch anything from the early 2000's that really has the 2000's vibe. The 2010's just don't cut it for me.
No. 600700
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This looks so wrong
No. 600701
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>>600692Same. I recently rewatched all of As Told by Ginger and Ghost World and just got deep into Betty Spaghetty aesthetic. I really want to get this pen case I saw at target. My younger self would absolutely love this thing and it would go with the iridescent lizard skin Lisa Frank binder I still use
No. 600709
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>>600704Pencil cases were so important when I was school, we had uniforms so it was like the way you'd express yourself. I was obsessed with getting the coolest surfie brand pencil case possible, something hideous like pic related.
These days I could buy a hundred cute pencil cases on Aliexpress for like 5 bucks lol, kids these days have better options.
No. 600716
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>>600709I haven't even seen what pencil cases are at the shops these days, only that aliexpress jam. My absolute favorite ones were my pucca and HIM cases, I am nostalgia crashing hard here but in a good way.
No. 600726
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Really bad things have been happening these past few years, my life has been a complete and utter mess but I’m currently chillin in a bigass villa in Istanbul havin a good time and I feel like I should brag about it a little bit because it’s the only good thing that has happened to me in years but I can’t brag irl so ill do it here. Fuck you everyone I hate I’m eating breakfast on this gorgeous city view balcony whilst you remain massive raging cunts!!
No. 600732
>>600731Tbh mods are so trash they don't even give infighting bans (or atleast they don't redtext when they do). I've argued with like 3 anons in the past week
i know i should be ashamed and only got banned because I didn't attach an image to one of my posts.
No. 600740
>>600734What even is infighting? Is it any disagreement? Is any anon hurling some dramatic insults at someone who posted something dumb? Or is it only certain long drawn out arguments about serious topics?
I’ve seen stuff labeled infighting that I thought was just funny banter
No. 600780
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Wow this is so pathetic. Wtf is wrong with kpop stans
No. 600813
>>600792Honestly, yeah. Farmhands spaz out over the most stupid shit.
Any somewhat gender critical post gets redtexted with "go back to AsherasGarden". No wonder there's a tinfoil that one of the farmhands is trans.
No. 600818
>>600813I think mods think they are sentient beings. Like they totally 100% know the intent behind each and every post.
Meanwhile that one anon comes back literally every week without a single ban asking for advice on how to convince her roommate to kill herself but that's completely normal and fine. Doesn't matter if it's a troll or someone who is genuinely unhinged. Mods would rather ban someone for saying Hi scrote.
No. 600830
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feel like shit i just wish piczo still existed so i could see what 12 year old me had on my site bc i cant remember
No. 600847
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I don’t know why all of the sudden I feel so drawn to culty religions, like Mormonism and Jeovah’s Witnesses, it just seems so simple to turn off your brain and just live with a cult personality, and everyone is nice and warm and welcoming as long as you follow the rules.
I don’t know I just feel tired of being a complex opinionated individual, its like its tiring to be a person, and those cults basically de-person you and on top of that you get a community.
No. 600864
>>600850>>600855lol you guys kicked my brain back into place, i do not have a penis and would be treated like shit.
Is it nice when you forget for like 5 minutes that misogyny exists tho….
>>600857Its just the ones I have around my city, new agey mother nature cults aren’t very common here, heck we have a severe lack of religious diversity tbh, everyone is some flavour of Jesus Juice, im not american so that explains it a bit.
No. 600925
>>600918closest thing I can think of is, if you type out words with spaces l i k e t h i s into a text to speech reader (naturalreader.com, etc.) it will spell it for you. You can adjust the speed as well.
although if its any consolation, English is my first language and I have a hard time parsing words spelled out loud too lol.
No. 600928
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some of my coworkers were being unnaturally nice to me today wtf I'm starting to get suspicious. one of them gets so excited every time I change my hair and keeps telling me how cool I am, and the other one saw me without a mask on for the first time in months and she kept staring at me and going "wtf you're so pretty omg I forgot how pretty you are". I'm not trying to humblebrag because they're both younger than me (they're 18/19, I'm 23) and I think they just idolize me a little? it's hard for me to accept that because I think I'm a loser but could it be that I'm being suspicious of them for no reason and I'm actually cool????????????????????????????
No. 601044
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>>601025oh shit anon you just reminded me…about a week ago I came across the two of them standing together:
>cw 1: ask her, ask her!>cw 2: ok ok…anon, are you single??>me: uh yeah, why?>cw 2: oh…no reason…I completely buried that because I didn't give a fuck and it was pushed out by other life issues but now I'm even more confused lmao. It really does remind me of subtle mean girl bullying but I'm not a literal child anymore so it flies over my head. idk I've never done anything worth """"bullying"""" someone over and will continue to do so, the whole situation is just perplexing (mostly because I'm not used to the attention – even in high school when I was actually weird and awkward, I was usually just ignored, not bullied).
>>601002good thing I don't have an ex for her to date then I guess lol.
No. 601141
>>601044its hard to tell without knowing who you are/who they are. are u a normalish person? do they seem like the kinda girls who would be catty like that?
in all honestly it seems like they're just trying to be nice and spread positivity or whatever. the bf thing is def weird though unless one of them has a crush on u so idk
No. 601216
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Someone in the vagina thread on /g/ shared a pic of hymen with different medical conditions and it’s been haunting me all day. When I try to masturbate the image pops into my head and all my horniness vanishes
No. 601242
>>601221I’m not even offended, it’s just like.. why? Men really are so stupid s2g. This was not irl tho. Irl I always get the stupid ”ur pussy must be way tighter than usual” shit. Too bad even though I’ve slept with older men, I’m just not attracted to them at all, Smooth skin and babyface for me.
>>601232Hell yeah
No. 601260
>>598718Can't help with the drinking, but for the apps you could try setting it up so you have to enter your password every time you install a dating app (and maybe delete your account if you don't actually want them?)
Anyway, I accidentally bought peanut butter cookies with reeses in them, and while they're not horrible, I don't like peanut butter so now I'm just sitting here, angrily eating pb cookies.
Learn from my mistake, and carefully read the packaging anons lol (also why the fuck are peanut butter cookies so dry and crumbly? i should've just gotten the oatmeal raisin… )
No. 601303
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All of us are stupid for not simply larping as a tranny to lead a comfier life. Just take a badly lit selfie, say you want surgery or move or something and ask for a humble 75k… Maybe 50k if you're not black, but double the amount if you're trans and disabled…
No. 601311
>>601303I thought I was the only one that saw this troon's joanne the scammer shit.
I was so mad, it used to be 30k and now it's 75k. Unbelievable.
No. 601402
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where is elder scrolls 6???? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT TODD HOWARD???
No. 601489
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Can y'all give me some ideas for Leopard Gecko names? I wanna buy one in a couple months but I'm really bad with names. I don't have a specific type I wanna get yet btw.
No. 601549
>>601489Howard
Lizzie
Thomas
Theo
Elizarbeth
No. 601598
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I feel like a fucking cumbrain but I just wanna fuck 80s Danny Elfman so bad
No. 601649
first it was hi cow, then hi scrote, hi tranny, next people will be banned for saying hi finnanon
>>601598hard agree
No. 601693
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I have a crush on an idiot.
No. 601695
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I feel conflicted about this article about a survivor who refuses to wear a face mask.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/aug/10/survivors-say-they-are-being-stigmatised-for-not-wearing-masks tl;dr masks
trigger her and she wants people to be aware of it
On one hand it must be awful for her and nobody should shame her for her trama response but on the other hand I don't think she should be allowed to simply decide she is exempt and put others at risk, imo the article makes survivors look selfish. You can't just waive a exemption form at corona virus, it's unfortunate but if she can't wear a mask to the hairdresser then she will have to wait until masks aren't necessary to get her hair cut, or alternatively find a hairdresser who's comfortable cutting her hair outside whilst she doesn't wear a mask. Immunocompromised people are stuck at home too, she isn't the only one.
No. 601717
>>601695If you excuse one thing you have to excuse others. Why not asthma sufferers if this? That's just life. Sometimes you gotta suffer a bit for the good of the herd.
Also cutting your hair isn't even something anyone needs.
No. 601811
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lmao
No. 601853
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Currently watching a documentary on Cambodia and they didn’t dress the extras in traditional Khmer clothes
Look how modern their clothes look, except for the Chinese dude’s
No. 601871
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I think the actor who plays Number 5 is such a cutie
I hope he doesn't grow up into a grosser version of Timothee chalamet
No. 601928
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I WANT A PET DRAGON BUT THEY DONT EXIST
No. 601964
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>>601943You could get a Komodo dragon, they’re big and have the word dragon in their name.
No. 601987
>>601964Up until last year I thought they were like the size of chameleons or something and in a hypothetical I could kick its ass in one to one combat
Alas I went to the natural history museum and I was shocked and my worldview was drastically altered. I was never the same again
No. 602014
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>>601998There are many of us yet, join the dead man's party, anon!
No. 602053
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Didn't notice my antivirus was off for whatever reason and now I had to delete like 4 trojans, im genuinely freaking out and paranoid.
Im hopeful they were just bitcoin miners and im safe but oh dear sweet beezejus i want to die right now.
No. 602060
>>602057He's fucking terrible at singing, but he's genuinely passionate about it, its a bit endearing.
He's probably going to turn out a piece of shit, he already has an attitude problem and treats his teenage fans like absolute garbage, heck it would be the best outcome if hes just a stuck up hipster like Schwartzmann.
No. 602106
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saw this in a yt comment thought it was funny
No. 602313
>>602309Nta but this reply is absolutely fucking killing me.
Good luck to op, I hope the future is filled with peace for you.
No. 602344
>>602340>I’ll have to shave my legsSays who?
>Am I dumb for thinking of making up an excuse to keep my fuzzy legs and not go?Yes you are, just go. The less you shave the less you'll worry about it, and most people will stop asking, if they ever ask at all to begin with.
If anyone gives you shit for it tell them you don't take beauty advice from someone who looks like they piss themselves for attention.
No. 602363
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>post engagement photos
>”she looks too young to be married”
>mom’s friends all comment “yes omg too young where’d the time go!”
>be me 25 years old
No. 602395
>>602344No one explicitly tells me to but it still feels uncomfortable. I guess you’re right and I’ll have to deal with their faces of terror.
>>602348Lmao I relate to that, guys made fun of my hairy arms, while the girls made fun of me for shaving them afterwards
No. 602411
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>>602406christ you weren't kidding, this stuff is hideous. the handmade stuff is sooooo ill fitting
No. 602515
>>602514Imagine giving birth to a scrote
>Fuck u mom I didn't ask to be bornWell you shan't be you little shit
No. 602577
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Is this because I looked up boogaloos that one time
No. 602586
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>>601928I want a dragon husband
No. 602643
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these dni's just keep getting longer lol
No. 602669
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i use this as my pfp on my burner ig account that I use to fight with men and they always say something about how I probably look as dumb as her trying to argue with them like… yeah? the joke is that cher from clueless is on her 90s computer arguing with you? you just described the joke congrats sick burn lmao
No. 602683
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>>601693anon with the crush reporting back in: ladies, please bury me. i tried to flirt and it went so horribly my face has been red for 10 minutes. idk if i can talk to him again. he tried to reject me softly and i was obliviously continued!! the shame haha oh man uh oh
No. 602686
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I started watching Its Always Sunny a few months ago but I had to stop watching it because my feelings got hurt everytime they made fun of Dee's body because everything about her body they bully her for is something that's wrong with my body. I feel really dumb for it and I really miss watching it cause it gave me good laffs but they bodyshame her for being tall and skinny and having big hands so much and it ruins the rest of the episode for me and also the rest of my day. Even when someone tells me they watch Sunny I feel like "they laugh at those jokes, they're laughing at me, they're laughing at my body" which is so retarded but I can't help it cause I'm really sensitive about that stuff because I got bullied for those things on a regular basis as a child. I just want to be able to watch Charlie Day huff paint out of a sock and yell about spiders and rape without having to think about how weird and ugly my body is and how people are probably laughing about it in their heads or behind my back.
No. 602688
>>602686Watch a little everyday and then say to your yourself some nice and true affirmations in front of a mirror.
Some DYI exposition therapy?
No. 602722
I'm
>>602649. It's officially morning now and I have to get shit done. I'll see how long I can go before my body convinces itself to sleep
No. 602729
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>>602686Aw anon you shouldn't take it so personally, don't miss out on the greatness that is Always Sunny for no good reason! The joke isn't that she actually has a bad body, it's that they're just absurdly, OTT mean to her and you have to admit it's funny for lines like pic related. Also she's literally married to Mac irl so he obviously doesn't mean it when he writes it. Being tall and skinny is conventionally attractive, don't worry.
No. 602737
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Ohmigosh one of my favorite bands, Misthyrming is coming to my city next year I can't wait! I will finally see my husbando in flesh!!! Yeah I know I'm a creep! I hope they'll play their first album which I can't spell the name of in its entirety! And I'm gonna buy all the merch!!!
>>602683Sorry about your failure and thanks for the nice reaction pic I love it
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>>602736WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM ANON
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>>602655In Japan they have stores full of their famous plastic replicas of food, maybe you could find some good videos of those online? They really have everything in those.
I feel the same way about tiny replicas of food. Everything from children's toys, bjd's accessories to this stupid set of promotional items that the bougie supermarket in my country gave out, it all pushes a button in my brain that makes me want to hold it.
No. 602957
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I can't stop laughing at this and then fell down the rabbit hole of laughing at more of their downfalls. Doctors are brilliant. I'm pretty sure the OP in this image also went to a Dr. Chet in Taiwan. I would shake that doctor's hand and buy him dinner just to laugh about this sort of shit. Damn
No. 603074
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these covers from goosebumps scared the shit out of me, there's so many amazing covers.
No. 603075
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>>603074I also love the TV show episode of "Say cheese and Die!".
I remember at bookfairs i'd just stare at the covers of the book, so mad that I couldn't afford them because they always had ones the library didn't have.
No. 603087
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>>603074same! it’s funny how as a kid those books used to seem like the absolute pinnacle of literature (at least to me). I can remember being legitimately surprised at some of cliff-hanger/twist endings each book had lol
No. 603094
>>603087these arts needs to be made into shirts, they are amazing and I'll still get drunk and read or watch some goosebumps.
I remember the episode called, "An Old story" i was literally about old ladies feeding young boys Prune Cookies so they could age into old men, so the aunt could whore her nephews to her old thristy friends.
No. 603116
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I have been sort of following the DevaCurl drama, wasn’t sure where to put this but…Ayesha Malik and Stephanie Mero are two mini moo cows who have been totally exploiting this whole situation for attention.
Ayesha vaguely claimed a few months ago she had “shaved” all her hair off then magically reappears with a full head of curls this past week. Now she is saying DC gave her hearing loss so she has to wear hearing aids for the rest of her life.
And she’s a cringy SJW zealot who thinks she is so uwu special because she screeched some words at Priyanka Chopra for being an “Indian nationalist”.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Spishaa/status/1160591249482514433?s=19Stephanie claims DC causes miscarriages and a litany of whole other issues like hormonal imbalances, menstrual issues, and infertility. She then spams cringy “Dear Deva…” type videos on YouTube going off on the company and even nearly begging them to sue her, suggesting a hair care company might snipe her for “speaking out” like this is the goddamn FBI or something.
I do believe DevaCurl is causing hair loss etc but these two bitches are not doing the curly world any favors by being so goddamn autistic about their hair and these shitty products.
No. 603158
>>603149Maybe that person was a bad kisser? I’ve kissed 50-ish guys and some of them were just terrible and other were amazing.
Also, I’ve posted such retarded shit online this week it makes me want to rip my eyes out. I can only blame it on a weird response to a happening and a shitton of alcohol
No. 603205
>>603188he didn't do any of that, it just felt like absolutely nothing and like i have no clue what's going on and what to do. god i hate being an old virgin.
>>603152fucking hollywood deceiving us again ree
No. 603225
>>603149>>603205Had my first kiss few months ago. Was immensely disappointed and thought there's something wrong with me. Complained to all my close friends. It was just like, a thing that happened, wasn't hot, felt weird.
BUT I kinda learnt to like it. Mostly because I started to like the person more. It's actually an exercise of intimacy for me now. I don't really kiss outside of foreplay.
If you don't know what to do, follow his lead. The best way to learn is to kiss an experienced kisser and emulate everything they're doing. When you gain more confidence, it's actually fun.
No. 603232
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I'm gonna sleep outside on my balcony today. I've got cozy music, some candles and a nice view over the city I live in. It's really nice and I'm wondering why I haven't done this before. Also hoping for shooting stars since there were some yesterday
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I love this pic and all that it stands for
No. 603302
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what does it say about me that i thought this was a vulva at first glance kek
No. 603344
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THE MALES ARE TINY AND PALE AND DEGENERATE UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN GONADS
No. 603366
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I don't know what is it about The Alienist, but I want more!
1896 costumes, gruesomes crimes, early butcherlike psychiatry, Dakota Fanning, classy décors, the great photography, groomed moustaches…
I just want moar, moar, moar.
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>>603378you’re welcome bitch
No. 603405
>>603404AYRT: Agreed, that's absolutely when it's time to stop and disengage for everyone's safety. I just think it's funny when cows act like strangers are going through their trash can and taking pictures of them through their windows when they're the ones supplying all the milk.
It's not their fault for posting incredibly personal details to their public instagram with 1k+ followers, it's YOUR FAULT for looking at it!! The mental gymnastics of it all
No. 603420
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mfw my life doesn't improve on its own after I do absolutely nothing to improve it
No. 603576
>>603574I don't have any other friends so I'm kind of fine with that. He had to move to my city for some personal stuff with his family so I'm letting him room with me until he gets settled.
It will be nice to have a super close friend.
No. 603680
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Hi, hopefully soon to be former NEET here. I just got my 1st job interview ever, for a call centre, and I have no idea what to expect?? What kind of questions do they normally ask? What the fuck do I answer if they ask me "what's a stressful situation you had and how did you deal with it?" when I can't even come up with anything more stressful than "oh fuck I forgot to do this assignment and the deadline is in a couple hours"?
Also my social skills are -100 and my communication skills are even worse when I speak because my ADHD makes me be all over the place, mix up words and say nonsense. How do I pretend I'm an adjusted member of society?
I also really don't want this job lol it's a part time job, so the pay will be shit, but I guess I can't complain because I have no job experience.
No. 603699
>>603680Common questions…
>Why do you want this job? >What are you strengths?>What is your biggest weakness?>How would you de-escalate a customer?>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?>What are you looking to get out of this job?For a call center they likely won't actually care about your answers and just want to make sure you have a nice enough voice, follow their procedures and don't seem insane.
No. 603706
>>603685I'm aware, I just sent my CV here just because, since no other company was even reading my CV and I thought this wasn't going to be the exception. In hindsight, I shouldn't have sent it there kek
Other than the pay being bad, I haven't read good things about this company. They were on the news during quarantine because the workers went on a strike after they weren't given any safety measures. I would also need to do a non remunerated 3/4 week training and the few reviews I could find online weren't good either.
I already scheduled the meeting to tomorrow at 9am, so I don't think I can back down now. My last hope is them noticing just how bad of a choice I am because phone calls give me anxiety, and not give me the job, but seeing call centres will just employ anyone… I'm fucked kek
The only good things about it is that I don't have to work on weekends and that it's close to where I live. Other than that, it's all negative.
I'm still going to be sending CVs to to other places, but covid is hitting hard again where I live so retail is a bit fucked atm.
>>603699>Why do you want this job? >What are you strengths?>What is your biggest weakness?mfw I have no idea what to answer to these type of questions.
No. 603721
>>603706I have a dumb summerjob at a laundromat and they literally hire anyone, even people who don't even speak our language or lazy obese fucks even though it's a physically taxing job. Not saying you should run to the nearest laundromat to apply, but there's more options than just call centres for jobs that will hire just about anyone.
Also, there's a lot of resources online for good answers on these types of standard interview questions, just google it.
Anyway, if you want to back out of the meeting you totally can, or you can go and just not sign a contract and tell them you're no longer interested.
No. 603729
>>603706Honestly just make something up for the stressful situation question. That's what I did. But I had also lied about previous jobs I allegedly had before the interview, and had convincing people to use as fake references.
>Why do you want this job?Find a way to tie this back to what the call center relates to. For example, my friend worked a call center for various salons/spas. For that, I'd tie it back to being excited to be able to monetize something you already enjoy like beauty in her case (even though she didn't give a shit about beauty stuff) and feeling confident in being able to effectively communicate with ppl who clearly have those shared interests since they're seeking those services. Might not work for you depending on this call center though.
>What are your strengths?Say you're good at thinking on your feet and mediating conflict/relating to and resolving people's concerns easily. You could tie this into the stressful situation question and make up a scenario where you acted as a mediator of sorts or stopped someone (esp a customer) from getting angry or starting conflict with your quick thinking and people skills.
>What is your biggest weakness?It's def a cliche, and obv straight from your ass, but you could always pick the classic "I'm a perfectionist/too concerned with getting all the details right". Or you could go with an honest answer and put a positive spin on it. I used that I sometimes get distracted/too caught up in chatting with customers that I fall a little behind on other duties. Sounds like a dumb answer, but they actually liked that because this place is big on making the customer happy, having good Yelp reviews, all that, so it ended up making me seem more likeable and personable.
For any interview, figure out the type of person they want working there and just pretend to be that. I know it's not easy, especially if you're bad at lying, but that's really the only advice I can give
No. 603743
>>603715>tfw gatoradeLMAO
Tumblr really is something else
No. 603744
>>603721Normally I'd agree with you that there's more jobs than call centres available, but right now because of covid there's nothing else. A few retail offers here and there, but it's mostly just call centres and sketchy mlm/pyramid schemes ~be your own boss~ type of scams.
I'll probably turn down the offer because the more info I find about this company, the worse it looks.
>>603729>Find a way to tie this back to what the call center relates to. problem is, this is some sort of multinational that has a billion different companies working for them, nothing specific, so I doubt I can somehow tie it back to them.
Is being honest and saying something like "I choose this job because it's a good choice for someone without working experience, and since it's a part time, it leaves me time to focus on hobbies/studies" good? Or is that the worst answer possible?
No. 603761
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Brushing my teeth is a blessing. I mean I get to SCRUB my teeth with TOOTHSOAP like you would scrub your bathroomtiles clean with soap and hot water or something. And then your teeth are all nice and clean and you're left with a minty breath. I love it, brushing teeth is the best.
No. 603801
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>>600508This post made me want to know where they are these days and I found this:
>The world hasn't really seen more of AbLisa, but they saw a lot of Abbey shortly after the audition. She did a topless shoot for The Sunday Sport.
>Abbey was also interviewed by her local newspaper and admitted she wished she "never done X Factor."
>She said: “The whole experience was overwhelming and the incident has now put a lot of stress on my family. My mum told me not to go on the show and now I wish I had listened to her. Because of what happened Lisa and I, who used to do virtually everything together, aren’t friends any more and there are groups being set up on Facebook, saying I deserve a slap, which is horrible.
>"These people really need to watch the show and see what happened before they make comments. Although I have anger issues I don’t just randomly hit people. I just want to say sorry to Lisa and her mum and also to the judges because I was back-chatting a lot during the audition which I regret.”https://thetab.com/uk/2018/10/10/iconic-x-factor-auditions-where-are-they-now-83612 No. 603850
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I’m starting to get annoyed by how many guys just initiate sex by grabbing my wrist and putting my hand on their dick..
No. 603901
>>603895People only speak out if it happens to men
women have been domestically abused for centuries, now that women are abusing men too everyone makes it about men
women have been raped and sexually assaulted for centuries and now that it happens to men to that's when people decide to speak up
maybe we can traffick men and posts their rapes on pornhub and then they'll start caring about the amount of sex trafficking, rape and child rape that happens in porn
No. 603912
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>>603901Lol it’s so true.
No. 603914
>>603901tbh I don't think that's the case. Women aren't raping or abusing men in anywhere near high enough numbers to cause a legitimate outcry. People are only outraged about women's supposed crimes when they hear women being vocal about men's crimes. Literally the only motive of a
>but women do ____ too! What about the male victims!is to silence women talking about men doing that thing, and distract from the discussion entirely. They pretend women are ~just as bad~ to shut feminists up and force us to focus on their made up problems instead.
No. 603925
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Men who use this emoji are ALWAYS obsessed with anal.
No. 604061
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>>603901I was actually thinking about this today because a bunch of scrots have been having a literal meltdown over Riley Reid claiming she lost her virginity by raping some dude in high school I think.
Like if it is true that is disgusting either way, but I hate how when a man is raped we have to get a barrage of faggotry about it, no questions asked if it didn't happen or in what context, did he say no, were they drunk/high, in the way women experience when they come out with their rape experiences.
https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/agpnnb/riley_reid_admits_to_raping_someone/ No. 604142
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>>604086I think the tweets had something to do with this???
No. 604260
>>604250tinder premium allows you to do that, i think. but you'd have to pay. you can also download HER. lots of genderspecials, autists and vegan 420 types but there's normal women on there too.
also, if you talk to/meet women, don't think you're gonna date, or be an item. think you're flirting with them, and going on a few dates to test the waters. just like you would a man. maybe you're overthinking it, though i understand the uneasiness with trying to date women when you've spent years ignoring those feelings.
No. 604322
>>604317kat is a closeted misogynist.
ciswomen are not jealous of trans women, we're just annoyed when they reduce femininity to "feeling like a real womminz because i like traditionally feminine stuff" without knowing what female experience is really like.
No. 604323
>>604322samefag. no problem with transwomen who live their lives. but those like kat who are way overconfident with their "appeal" annoy me. same with women like cardi b who rely on their "femininity". nobody thinks im jealous of cardi b though.
this is like a childs mentality where they think someone calling your fave youtuber annoying is a hater. every negative thing is hate when its directed at a precious mtf.
No. 604325
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HMMMMM. Yikes. Follow-up image in a sec
No. 604327
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>>604325KEK "nigga that's ya sister"
No. 604337
>>604333KEK for real though
nothing wrong with loving each other platonically like just admit it
No. 604527
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>>604510>>604514She is acting pretty weird and has only had one of them so far. She's kinda dumb and keeps walking away from the baby and scooting away when it gets close. She's a rescue and is just a kitten herself, so I think she's clueless about what's happening lmao. I'm hoping she warms up to them cuz I'm not sure I can deal with bottle feeding God knows how many kittens.
Here's a pic of the little one!
No. 604531
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>>604527Look at the tiny curled up paws
It's so beautiful
No. 604572
>>604555Probably. Someone out there probably loved it. I've gotten random messages about fics I've deleted bc I hated them, and I've messaged authors bc they deleted fics that I
loved and I'm still upset that I can't read them. Even if they're trash, there's probably someone out there that liked/remembers/thinks about your fics from time to time.
No. 604590
>>604572yeah I felt this mostly with people who never updated their fics.I barely got messages and the likes/subs were from years ago so my fics were buried under ship fics kek.
It's heartwarming in a bittersweet way that someone could be thinking of my dumb fics though
No. 604608
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>>604527Basically had to teach her how to be a momma but she's doing great now! She's letting me help her and move the kittens, and they are nursing now! There's a total of 3 kittens so far: one gray, one black and one cream colored one. Anons they are so cute and she's doing such a good job now I'm ecstatic!!
She's definitely still in labor but I think she's only got one or two more left to go.
No. 604609
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>>604608im gonna cry anon look how small they are
No. 604656
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I NEED to know where to buy this or something like this.
No. 604671
>>604623>>604625 is right. You don't have to teach a cat anything (Remember anon didn't have to teach the cat to breed in the first place either). In fact, touching the kittens at such a young age may result in the mother cat rejecting her kittens. It's fine to keep an eye on the cat in case it may need a vet's medical assistance, but that's an unlikely scenario. Mother cats know what to do whether humans are around or not, it's in their nature.
>>604608 Regardless, she's a very cute cat. Enjoy having a nest of kittens anon!
No. 604675
On my country's reddit there was a thread asking the women about their experiences with sexism. So today we have a thread with men's experience with sexism.
And they are such fucking babies! Being groped by drunk chicks in a disco, being denied a room in college cities because girls and women don't want to share a house with a stranger, and the usual "they don't date me" incel shit. Like, they are always complaining about double standards and shit, and this petty shit is what they come up with.
They get groped in the disco, but are not followed and groped in the street.
They have trouble finding a room because, for some mysterious reason, most young women don't want to share the house with a young man who is a complete stranger (and they think this is sexist, and not, you know, playing it safe, like they yell whenever a woman is victimized by a beast).
They have no notion. Grown men never for once thought why women do the shit they do.
But this is all typical scrote shit. The best, the one that keeps me giggling, is one who complained about people asking him to carry heavy loads (groceries and shit). And what was heavy for this poor gentleman?
5 fucking kilos.
No. 604701
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>>604671>>604625Ok well now I'm having a minor panic lol. I hope she wont abandon them but the thing is, she had the first one and then nothing for an hour. And in the hour she completely abandoned that kitten under the couch after eating the placenta. She would get up and lay somewhere else. Then she would hear it crying and she would growl and run up to it and bite it. Then walk away and lay somewhere else. I was worried she was going to eat it or some wack shit like that. After about 15 minutes of observing her I gave up and had to move the kitten because it had gotten cold to the touch. I hate to think I might cause them to be abandoned but there was something seriously wrong with her at first, or so I thought? Am I just dumb and this is a normal first time mom thing to do?
I've been leaving her be besides when I had to put her in the box with her freezing kitten, and the last one she had major difficulties with so I had to like.. help her pull it out lmao holy fuck. She's not aggressive to me at all and she tried following me around even. I'm just peeking in every 20 mins to see that they are all breathing. Should I stop checking on her and just stop worrying?
Sorry anons my nerves are a bit fried, I've never dealt with this kinda thing before. I feel responsible I guess. I'm so terrified they are just gonna stop breathing or something lmao. Thank you all so much for your advice and responses!
No. 604712
>>604701IME touching the kitten wont mean she will abandon it but her behavior isn't actually that unusual for first time mom cats. They're kind of shit at parenting the first time around because they haven't done it before. Something that
can happen if you intervene too much is that they get lazy, in group settings female cats will help each other take care of each other's kittens but they can try to take advantage of each other, if you will, and this will happen with humans too, "Hey it seems like you've got this!". Like the other anon said it is possible the cat can sense something is wrong with the kitten's health and that is why she is acting less invested. If she's just a crappy first time mom though she will improve with time.
No. 604714
>>604708AYRT
>she doesn't think she can feed them all? That could be it? When I put her in the box and helped the first kitten latch she started to tone down on the biting and actually stayed with it. She still had issues with it until her next 2 came and then she went right into motherly love mode lol. They don't seem to eat much from her top few nipples so maybe she really doesn't have enough milk? Is there a way to tell if she's producing enough?
No. 604716
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>mfw the metal scene is dead where I live and I’ll never get my cute metalhead boyfriend
No. 604727
>>604712Thanks anon! I really hope she is just dumb. She is just a kitten herself after all, like 7-8 months when she got pregnant.
>Something that can happen if you intervene too much is that they get lazyDamn, well I definitely will not be letting that happen haha. I dont even like touching them cuz they are so small and fragile, and idk what I'd do with 6 kittens to babysit.
No. 604799
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I've been fucking devouring these jalapeno cheddar bites from BK. I'm gonna be so sad when they stop selling them aaaaaaa
No. 604875
>>604844I have 3b type curly hair, normal porosity, really thick. Moisture moisture moisture is my philosophy. My hair can take a lot and I try out lots of new products as no one brand has all I need.
I get the best I can afford and look at ingredients a lot. Too much keratin/protein makes my hair dry as fuck but here and there is nice as I do flat iron. Argan oil is my favorite ingredient. Shea butter, jojoba, royal jelly…oils and butters are my friend. I have like 5 oils I think and I always buy more whenever I can as they all work differently.
I have also started using deep conditioning masks before I wash and it makes my hair ridiculously soft. They seem to work better that way for me as they don’t penetrate as well when my hair is wet.
No. 604878
>>604875Sorry for samefagging but I forgot to add. I don’t like silicone in my shampoo and conditioner but prefer it for styling only. I don’t hate it or think it is bad like some people, but I don’t like how greasy it makes my hair after about four days. I feel like my styling products absorb better, too.
You really have to experiment because 90% of what is out there is made for thin flat hair, and products for ethnic hair are really only good for kinky afro-textures. I am not brand loyal, I just look at the ingredients. Get travel sizes too because some shit sucks and I have wasted money before on pricey crap.
No. 604906
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anons I just added an extra lobe piercing to my right ear with one of those spring loaded piercing guns…I have one more gun left. Should I:
a) add a third piercing to my right ear so I have three in a row
b) add a second piercing to my left ear so both sides match
c) do my cartilage??????????
eagerly awaiting your replies
No. 604909
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What do you guys think of this hairstyle? is it cute?
I love it and want to do it to my hair but I don't want to go to a hair salon right now and I don't know if it's smart to do at home. What do you guys think? I have dark curly hair.
No. 604916
>>604906You shouldn't be using a piercing gun on anything, anon. They are absolutely horrible things to use on your body, even if it's just you using them. They don't cut a clean hole like a needle does, instead, they tear their way through the skin in a blunt fashion, causing excess trauma to the skin. Imagine trying to eat a steak with kids plastic cutlery instead of a nice sharp steak knife.
Also, don't even think of using that on cartilage. Part of my ear has collapsed due to having a piercing done with a gun there (this was back in the 90s before it was known how fucking stupid piercing guns are), so now my ear has this ugly, noticeable bend in it. And again, instead of cutting through the cartilage, a piercing gun basically pounds a blunt hole through it, smashing through it to create the fistula which can cause excess scarring and loss of cartilage in the area causing potential collapse and visible damage to the ear. Ignore us if you want, but I highly advise you put the piercing gun down and at the very least pay a professional to pierce any cartilage. I was a body piercer for 5 years and spent so much time having to console upset girls who had fucked up their bodies using piercing guns and fixing the fallout of their use. In short, stop piercing yourself.
No. 604945
>>604325>>604508right? I saw this on my twitter feed and didn't think it was that remarkable outside of being another stale, overused "NoRmAlIzE (insert typical and uncontroversial behaviour)" but I guess these anons proved me wrong.
I'm a straight woman who shares a bed with my bf but we spend lots of time in our own "office" type rooms, cos when you live together you gotta put effort into having your seperate interests so you don't get fucking sick of each other.
Is this that biphobic stereotype where women mistake good friendships as romantic attraction and overcompensate for it cos they know they aren't actually bi? Cos I can kind of see where that comes from, I think a lot of women mistake bicuriosity and strong friendships in that way in adolescense, myself and a lot of my friends included. I feel like girls are more likely to experiment and try things out with their girl friends than guys are, and some of them might think they're in too deep if they realise it's not actually their sexuality.
No. 605028
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One day I got sick of seeing those selected ambient works 85-92 memes everywhere and not knowing what it was so I listened to it, I thought it wouldn't be my cup of tea because I like mostly extreme metal but you know what, thats some good shit. Highly recommend
No. 605031
>>604977Same, anon :(
Especially the singers.
Chris Cornell, Lane Staley, Keith Flint, Chester…
No. 605083
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I saw someone post a link to photos taken of nearly every building in NYC in the 40s and 80s, and I went and found a house that was down the block from my childhood home. I remember seeing them destroy this house in person (it’s now an apartment building) and for the longest time I thought that maybe I had only dreamt of it, but now there’s proof that it existed!!! Absolutely wonderful. Highly suggest anons checking out below links whether you live in NYC or not, I love seeing shit looking through shit like this.
1940s.nyc/map
80s.nyc
No. 605138
>>605097A lot of lgb orgs have distanced themselves from the t and some charities and the BBC has dropped mermaids.
In other news completely unrelated to this, I've been having a pretty good year so far and none of the serious stuff going on in the world affects me at all except for minor some inconveniences caused by covid. This is just the icing on the cake. I should bake a cake next week tbh.
No. 605210
>>605203Some anons already talking about it a bit so I’m not crazy
>>605202>>605181Also you can just google any of those And find people arguing about them. For me this topic comes up a lot when people are being disingenuous about politics or when I point out how certain Asians are racist against other POC
No. 605257
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kek
No. 605269
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Anyone have any suggestions for vlogers who are filthy rich? Im just curious to see how those people live day to day.
No. 605317
Almond milk is superior.
>>605257Pole dancing IS dancing and can be an art-form but to say it's not inherently sexual like strip-clubs don't exist is stupid
No. 605346
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It's 4am and I'm stuck on a roof because I'm a retarded stoner. Me and a friend decided we'd come here to light up and someone locked the door on us. We've been locked here since 11:30pm, and who knows when they'll open the door. Here's hoping 6am because I don't intend to stay trapped on top of a 12 story skyscraper all day.
No. 605376
I wear lolita fashion normally, I don't really have a personality or enjoy anything outside of clothes and the creation of clothes
I also hate using public or even friends bathrooms, even in normal clothes I just don't like it, I dont wanna touch anything in the room
So during covid break, I sewed myself an underskirt with a drawstring hem and two arm holes on either side
Arm holes?
Yes, arm holes.
So I can pull the underskirt up inside out over my petticoat, dress, everything, push up my sleeves, stick my arms through the holes, and loosely drawstring the now top hem around my neck
It's a big improvement
It's also extremely funny to see when I'm washing my hands in the mirror, I'm a large lumpy fluffy ball with limb sticking out, I actually have to stop myself from laughing sometimes if I catch a glimpse of myself like that
I will never be able to show anyone this stupid ass thing that makes me laugh so much, I wish I had no shame and I could be a comedian or a clown and make people laugh, I love making people laugh, I wish I could do and make absurd things that people enjoy, like a cow honestly, but in on the joke, and it's all a joke
No. 605406
>>605394It did. I called him a retard didn't I?
Anyways, I was kind of joking. In all seriousness, he would never get rid of student loans , that's something I expect democrats to try and do considering most people drowning in student debt are middle class democrats.
No. 605426
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Snaking the shower drain is a traumatic experience
No. 605440
>>605434I just came home 20 minutes ago. We tried to pry open two doors and several windows using tools but nothing worked, and a woman let us out after she heard me banging. Turns out the only time the roof is EVER unlocked is at NIGHT when she lets her cat outside for 30 minutes. We would've been dead meat had she not heard us, especially since we ran out of water and our phones died. Turns out people are strictly prohibited from climbing the roof after "something terrible happened." My guess is someone jumped, haha.
5/10 experience never climbing a roof to smoke ever again
No. 605573
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>>605028Hell yeah anon. If you like that album I'd rec Music Has The Right To Children by Boards Of Canada.
No. 605574
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>>605495totally agree! style savvy is so much fun i bet they would do well releasing a switch game. in general i miss how many cute dressup games there were online like old roiworld (not when it became americanized) and doll makers like pixelbee. poupeegirl was fun too, i wish it didnt shut down.
No. 605577
>>605576Some dumbass boomer male was trying to compare her to Ed Gein or Ted bundy to me the other day when I casually joked that testosterone drove men to kill. I was like yeah… no she’s not as bad as the men tbh.
Killing Men who solicited her fro prostitution>kidnapping/raping/torturing/skinning random women
No. 605584
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I got featured in the "funny posts of lolcow" thread 4 times and I'm past the "I spend way too much time on this site" shame-stage and easing into the "glad i made some nonnies chuckle while I die on this hill" point-of-no-return phase.
No. 605586
>>605577Men love to be
victims. If the roles were reversed and some guy had shot seven prostitutes he wouldn’t even make it into a top 100 of the worst serial killers.
No. 605620
>>605605Tell me about the baby noises.
I fell for one of these traps once. He was decent looking but then took his hat off to reveal a semi-microcephalic head with an indented forehead, perhaps due to an underdeveloped frontal lobe but with the hat on he’s decently hot. He loved Disney movies though and only worked with his special interest. Super insulting guy, never realized he was doing it. Still a virgin to this day because he couldn’t hide his porn addiction well enough and girls always ran kek
No. 605823
just found the subreddit r/BaldAndBaldrDossier and wew im not even surprised at any of it, these youtubers are so shit. anyway i feel like todd grande is shady too like a lowkey misogynist with some skeletons in his closet. apparently hes not even a medical doctor either, he has a phd in philosophy, and he's a mental health counsellor…kind of a stretch calling himself a dr given the context
>>605574yoo pixelbee! what happened to it? where did all the doll makers go? there was so much content there, where tf did it migrate to!
No. 605834
>>605828samefag but seriously, thank you, anon
>>603320 for wishing me luck
No. 605861
>>605847Sounds like a case of the gay to me, or at least bi. As a
filthy het, I experience pretty much the same thing you describe towards women. An attraction is more like an itch than a subconscious choice.
No. 605933
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>>605880If i'm gay anon then it explains a lot of things (im still daydreaming about that one time a girl kissed my cheek) but it's too complicated, i don't wanna be gay, i'm in a fucking muslim country, with a muslim fam… christ. It's alright, i'm 18, i have time to fucking convert myself or something
No. 605981
>>605952You're so cool, hope you're doing great, fuckin' goals
>>605963I wanted to study somewhere else anyways, the chances are slim to none but… i've heard my cousins and sister talk about how there are a few openly gay girls and guys in their college, maybe i have a chance at a community? I'm not sure, i hope i'm just bi or something so i can ignore these feelings, i was fucking 11 looking up if i was gay years ago and here i am in the same dilemma.
No. 605998
>>605982>inside cupsFuck I had this happen to me yesterday. Someone left banana skins in the trash bin so we have a literal army of these slow ass fucks flying around. I made myself an iced latte yesterday and found one of them drowned in it…hadn’t even finished it yet. So pissed because it was delicious too and I had to throw it all out.
>>605977I think this too sometimes but you have to be relatively thick skinned to even lurk here, and shitty people in general are very sensitive. I used to wonder if some idiots from my college came here, but I realize they’re way too PC for that. They’re all on twitter screeching about troon rights and hashtagging themselves into oblivion.
No. 606036
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Im currently wrapped up in a comfy blanket and eating ice cream while reading a childhood favorite and listening to potion shop ambience. Life is good.
No. 606166
Replying to post from tard thread that got locked
>>606092Very tan. But not bronze. A pale dick can get soft and fuck OFF because I want to see some contrast between my own tanned skin and the tan penis
No. 606170
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>>606150anon i listen to this every night, it's my happy place!! i love bubbling sounds, like aquariums and streams. but this one is just so comfy.
No. 606182
>>605823sadly it doesnt exist anymore ahhh the artist took the doll makers off her site.
http://elouai.com/ still have this gem though!!
No. 606185
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FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SCROTES
FUCK MODS
FUCK TRANNIES
HOW DO I STOP GETTING SENT SCAT PORN?
No. 606196
>>606187No anon I'm the OP of that thread, it was my fault. Got banned for making a duplicated thread but I think that one was bastly different to this one in mood
I guess it got reported multiple times or something. Ngl it's going to sound stupid but I feel silenced, women can never be insane or stupid on purpose without anyone telling us we're crazy, to shut up, and act proper.
If anyone's interested in remaking it I think the thread should be named "lolcow's bathroom stalls" or something because an anon there descrived the vibe very accurately.
No. 606201
>>606197This is exactly what I think anon, this thread usually has a lot of discussion about dumbass things. You can't just reply to people like AWOOF WOOF and get away with it because you'll get called retarded to no end.
Here we discuss dumbass shit. Not act like a completely retarded shitposter. That is the difference.
No. 606204
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I know you like to act hard because you stuff trannies dick first into the toilet at your old remedial high school, but I know your inbred boyfriend has that SLICK receding hairline so I know for a fact he's a sack fat of shit like yourself. do me a huge favor and fucking skydive off a building clitoris first so maybe hopefully you'll die faster than your dad will ever hope miss you. Stop being in my comments being mad that you don't get fucking dick and spamming my page with scat, racial slurs and gore. stop. ok retard? stop. go back to whatever THIRD WORLD INFESTED SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM
No. 606206
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>>606196you can't even have fun on lolcow.farm
No. 606215
>>606206Sorry anon, you tried. I had fun.
Sperate threads worked because certain anons clearly would be annoyed at the silly shit. I'm sure some still ran their baby asses over to /meta/
I wish we could have a discord for pure retardation but it's not the same sans anonymity
No. 606218
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I THINK IM GONNA CUM
I REALLY THINK
I REALLY THINK IM GONNA CUM
No. 606219
>>606206The internet stopped being mainly for fun back around 2011, we just suffer and chuckle lightly on occasion now let's be real.
Also I'm guessing it's not fun for farmhands to contain the autism such a thread will bring on top of what they already deal with on here.
No. 606234
>>606219But it was fuuuuun. It was kind of a containment thread.
RIP stupid tard thread. You were good while you lasted.
No. 606237
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My cat just ate some random shit off of her fur…
No. 606241
Quick anons should I make instant soy sauce ramen with chopped veggies and tofu OR a frozen veggie lasagna
>>606237Like literal shit or what
No. 606249
>>605394The USPS isn't government funded in the first place. They fund themselves. Stamps aren't free. Neither are packages that you want to send. All that spam mail you get is also where they get funds.
So no, Trump didn't defund them. At best he delayed a payment to keep them solvent, but they got a "loan" instead (whether they pay that back we'll see)
No. 606288
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>>606273In my experience shirataki noodles and other konnyaku based products are good in dishes like sukiyaki, nikujaga and tonjiru. They need more time to soak up flavor so they're not so good for instant soups.
No. 606290
>>606273you gotta cook them properly. idk if it's just american packaging but usually you need to pre-boil then rinse them and
then add them to whatever broth/soup, but they still need to cook longer after that.
No. 606338
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I was looking up some barbell exsrcises and for a few seconds I though this ad was anna khachiyan
No. 606342
>>606196It was a real dumb idea for a thread anyway. Even 4chan has a rule against posting complete nonsense.
There's multiple pic dump threads in /m/ for all the weird pics you want. And nobody wants to read overdone copypasta and shitposts.
No. 606388
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>>606196oh shit, where are my fellow retards at? it was fun while it lasted I guess
No. 606389
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BORK BORK BORK
No. 606390
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No. 606412
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I occassionally check the socials of old friends of mine from literal years ago and this time I accidentally liked a tweet they RT'd FUCK MY LIFE I havent talked to OR FOLLOWED THIS PERSON for YEARS I've just totally OUTED MYSELF this is what I deserve.
No. 606424
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stay cool bitch
No. 606445
File: 1597663993429.webm (8.15 MB, 640x320, vampira.webm)
I have nobody to show my dumb torture dance edits but when the song goes so well with it I have an incredible urge to show someone else so please watch
No. 606467
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a moment of silence please for the Absolutely stupid retard shitpost thread
No. 606475
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Maybe I'm being super retarded but I loved yelling to the void in the ASRS thread. If you didn't like it you didn't had to report it, we were having fun
It's the same situation with pink pill, many anons want it back and one can only hope
I just want to go crazy with my farmer girls, I'm sorry
No. 606477
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this gif reads kinda salty to me. like reluctant condolences
No. 606485
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Everyone! Feast your eyes upon the coolest image on the internet. We're done here
No. 606502
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>>606487They killed the retard thread, this is our retard thread now
No. 606514
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I bought some of this floss because I cannot stop injecting y2k aesthetic into my life and they’re arriving today. Wish me dreamy dental times………..
No. 606527
>>606514This is what I mean the dumbass shit thread is for discussing dumbass shit, not for fun retsrdation
Good luck with your floss btw its cute
No. 606532
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>>606516Yeah it's weird even if I just ate, if I lay on my back my stomach feels like 100% acid I dunno what's up with that
No. 606535
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I’ve been in Wisconsin for a week and I’ve never been more constipated, how these people eat dairy everyday with every meal I will never understand
No. 606538
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This is one of the worst ads I've ever received.
Yes I love getting underwear ads cause I'm always looking for more but I'm not ever looking for cottage cheese lumps
No. 606543
>>606541I'd actually argue that most women
that out of shape look exactly that disgusting
No. 606545
>>606538Reminds me of when I got a job at Aerie who supposedly functioned to empower women of all shapes and sizes yet the larges sizes carried were Large and the biggest bra size was like a D
Now THIS is fat girl representation
No. 606549
>>606547AYRT and I have a cottage cheese ass. But it's not this wide and out in the open on a website where people can see while they eat LOL.
get
triggered, fatty.
No. 606551
>>606549You must have been going some fatty chan shit to get this ad tho, anon
something tells me you a lil wide yoself
No. 606565
>>606558We look out for each others hearts here
Even when we’re chewing each others asses out & infighting
No. 606576
>>606572Booty>butt>ass>fanny>bum
In conclusion, britbongs suck
No. 606578
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MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THR BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEYRE LIKE ITS BETTER THAN YOURS THEYRE LIKE ITS BETTER THAN YOURS I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE
No. 606586
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pic related is me (almost) trying to seduce a man and offering my love and affection but realising I'm better off finally taking the edge off. I have to keep a healthy distance and be reasonable. Maybe I should be a little more open platonically and put myself out there more sigh
No. 606589
>>606588me too its why im protesting. now….
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No. 606594
>>606589Oh alright, in that case
awoooooooooooooooòooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofuckmodsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofuckscrotesoooooooooooooooooooooooooofucktranniesoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofuckjanniesooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
And if i get banned, fuck u hoes
No. 606600
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No. 606617
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I'm starting a band called Barking Females. Naturally, I'm on the barkophone. I need a few more barkroundsingers. Who's with me?
No. 606625
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No. 606643
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Of course we have to have a record breaking heatwave, in the middle of a pandemic, so no one can go anywhere. Now we’re all stuck inside blasting our ACs so we won’t die from heat exhaustion, now we got rolling blackouts cause the power grid is old as shit…
And there was a gigantic spider in my shower this morning who refused to go down the drain.
Ugh.
No. 606683
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I have a work from home job contracted by the government and there's like 60 of us in an AOL-tier chatroom that we use throughout the day between calls and there's this random scrote who always pisses me off for trying to correct people all the time when he can barely string a sentence together or read a fucking email properly.
Today he went on a huge sperg about Kissanime being taken down and how his fAvOuRiTe anime eVAR is banned from a ton of places despite the fact that all our coworkers are boomers who dont have a clue what hes talking about. I googled it and what do you know? There's a fucking eleven year old loli posing seductively on the front cover. And it's banned in several countries for "indecent depictions of minors." Even at my fucking government job I'm not safe from these pornsick losers. The anime was called No Game No Life if any anons know of it and want to give educate me.
No. 606700
>>606683Fuck it, anon, I don’t want to get banned because of some retarded anime tits.
The anime is shit loli pandering, OverPowered bullshit and your coworker is a Cumbrian that oozes secondhand embarrassment, I feel for you, please be patient, he will hopefully get fired.
No. 606717
>>606706Anon I am sitting outside right now, it is legit almost 80F/30C but it feels so good. This ass fart from Satan is supposed to last for the rest of the week, like can we not?
>>606704Seconding this. Cap everything, he is too stupid to realize he is setting himself up. Especially if you guys are working in gov, they take that shit seriously,
No. 606727
>>606718the fact that we like men. becuase appearantly its not enough for god that we were historically oppressed, get raped, get looked down on, seen as inferior etc. we also have to deal with liking them for some unknown reason.
(im not straight btw just bi but point still stands)
No. 606779
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women who dressed like "whores" in the 60s and 70s looked so damn cool
No. 606809
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peak attractiveness era for males was the 1970s, it's the long hair, sideburns and little butts in tight bellbottom jeans for me
like the entirety of lynyrd skynyrd except the little fat one
No. 606814
>>606797Thought so, makes sense. Tbh, finding men attractive is normal, but that doesn't mean you're attracted
to them or want to date them. Plus comphet. You're probably safely a lesbian, scrotes suck.
No. 606830
>>606786I only heard of the term comphet on here recently and I'm almost scared to look it up.
I was raised strict catholic and by my early twenties I already had one failed marriage where we never actually did the deed..ten years later I'm still secretly getting off to women and on the outside I'm just some 'probably straight' autist-like single loser
No. 606861
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>>606846thank you anon, you're pretty great yourself
No. 606881
>>606809Facts.
I feel men looked the best from late 60's til late 80's.
>>606861fun fact: shirtless "live in pompeii" david gilmour was the reason why I got into floyd lol.
No. 606895
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The shower after a good swim in the pool is one of the best things ever. Not only because it's a hot shower after a workout, but also taking off your swimsuit and showering with the other women (and not because I'm a creep, I'm straight, lol). I guess I enjoy being in a communal setting naked, having no one to sexualize our bodies, and just kinda vibing. Makes me feel like a siren in a hot spring waiting for the next ship to sink, gossiping about whatever and shit-talking men. I think after-laps showers are at least half the reason I go to the pool in the first place, besides getting lean, of course.
No. 607029
>>606832based.
also yall are gonna hate me for it but i wish crop tops on men went actually mainstream during punks peak.
No. 607031
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>>607029pic related from a zoomer (heir of atticus on tiktok). i know that probably fat hairy men would also wear it but the things i'd sacrifice to see pretty boys in crop tops… i cant even function
No. 607038
>>607035i know, look him up he's pretty. also he does "femboy" looks which i was critical of first (thought he'd turn out to be a pornsick kinda femboy). turns out he's just a straight dude who likes breaking the dress binary. i stan.
his tiktoks are cringe tho.
No. 607047
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Hallo it's me Porl from the hit show Steve Universal
No. 607051
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>>607031A fucking look.
Also, Ezra Miller in We Need to Talk About Kevin was it.
No. 607058
>>607047This post gave me aids.
>>607051I feel disgusting whenever I watch that movie, because I lost over him like a tumblr girl lusts over the Columbine shooters. Let me s your d before you go gently place arrows into your dad and sister's spine pls
No. 607064
>>607062hear me out
it's because he is short?
No. 607069
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>>607050Many such Female Dons
No. 607072
>>607063Fat or even chubby men are pretty gross imo but yeah even the young slim guys end up similar.. quick take a pic while they're still hot and enjoy it lol
I was saying in a diff thread lately that most of my crushes are past versions of celebs whose looks have since gone to shit, depressing
No. 607169
>>607164YEAH that’s why straight anons are so on edge all the time
It’s all the leftover piss they drink!!
No. 607205
>>606779any idea of the dress designer? im in .. love
>>607047just fucking disgusting
No. 607260
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the guy that im currently fucking just posted an instagram photo today and my heart jumped because as a normie guy he rarely posts feed photos so im stuck staring at the same ones. Seeing this was more than a treat. He is so fucking fine its honestly disgusting. LIke i really be having that fine man's penis inside of me. I really did that!!!!
No. 607312
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the only men i would want to marry or have a child with (childbirth fucking terrifies me) are idolized/morphed-from-my-fantasies versions of rockstars from 1990’s-2000’s
No. 607341
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>>607334As fate would have it, my sidekick has found me again. Are you ready for all our dramatic monologues and pointless schemes????
No. 607416
>>607342I am the opposite, all my fat seems to go in my upper arms amd thighs, and none in my stomach, butt or breasts. Maybe we need to stop thinking of the "standard" female body as the actual standard because there is really no standard, it's arbitrarily picked.
>>607363Maybe your veins broke somewhere? It happens to my friend too, she gets big bruises for no reason. She says you need to get more vitamin C and B12 (I think, maybe it was some other B)
No. 607421
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There's no new hair thread on /g/ so I'll ask here.
What are the thoughts on nape undercuts? The problem with looking them up on pinterest or whatever is that it has these insta fitness models and I'm a schlubby, touch overweight unfashionable kinda ugly woman with frizzy thick hair, so I have no clue how it'll work for me.
I'd like to get it for pragmatic reasons. I get headaches a lot from heat and my hair is a good insulator, so it would be nice if that was gone. But at the same time my hair generally looks bad? Like it flicks out and can break hairbands, but also lies flat on top with a tonne of curled up split ends which I hack away at every few weeks because I'm genuinely too poor for fancy shampoos or haircuts.
I don't know, I found out about this cut like 2 days ago so feel it'd be rash. Plus I grew my hair out for the past year from a very unflattering botched DIY haircut (that I didn't do!), so the idea of shaving my head sounds scary.
No. 607563
I'm generally not big on shaving my legs but seeing as I shaved them decently a couple days ago I've been keen to get some wear out of my shorts for once. Legs looked good thismorning as I was getting dressed… like two hours later there's fairly visible stubble.. and I'm reminded of why I usually can't be arsed with it lol
>>607421I always thought this was a lesbian thing, or it started out as a lesbian thing at least. Guess I should stop reading it as an indicator of that.
No. 607602
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They’re marketing these things to people who look like the Lady m&m pictured on the bag. Older ladies with ~sexy glasses~ they even gave her a sour expression like the one their target audience can relate to. They make that face when they see something questionable on social media and Sound Off with a gif
No. 608291
>>607421I think it would probably look cool, anon! But you might want to ask your parents if you have any kind of birthmark on the back of your head first… I got a really short pixie once that had a fade in the back and didn't realize I had a huge red birthmark right at my hairline RIP.
I would definitely sleep on it before making a decision. Luckily hair grows back!
No. 608498
>>608210pretty sure those vocals are from that anime's ending or opening (real person) but common EDM remixes will put layers of grain or sound over the original songs while chopping them up to be faster. vocal chop in EDM takes from other songs and random shows, makes them robotic, chops them to not sound that language anymore.
linked vid is one example