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No. 598432

Leave all brains. and brain accessories at the door please

Previous thread >>>/ot/590016

No. 598436

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I'll start.

Who the hell would wear this

No. 598439

>>598436
Hatake Kakashi-chic

No. 598448

>>598436
I can already see the ladies in their 40’s, the troons, the frumpy shaped women and the fatty-chans trying to style this piece of shit.

No. 598450

>>598436
Instagram baddies unfortunately

No. 598454

>>598436
if it comes in le edge, tnd

No. 598455

>>598454
She does wear the most hideous things

No. 598466

I haven't had a crush in a while and having one sucks. One moment I feel giddy then the next I feel down because do they even notice me? Why would they when there are other people who are better? They most likely like someone else. I try to get myself to stop crushing by thinking they're already married or have someone already.

No. 598486

Eyeliner anon here, thanks to everyone who recommended me new brands! Is applying eyeliner with a brush easier than a felt tip? I’m practically new to makeup and my pulse is absolute shite most days.

No. 598495

>>598486
Yes, I prefer to do it that way.

No. 598501

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We out here playing cooking mama, also quick question do any women actually find men like this attractive?

No. 598503

>>598501
no muscles are terrifying also good luck on cooking mama anon! remember that its okay to not get gold on every recipe

No. 598514

>>598501
this guy looks like a chinese bootleg wwe action figure

No. 598519

>>598501
No. This is an aesthetic that panders strictly to gay and bisexual men.
Every once in a while, you may meet a woman who injects herself with testosterone and struggles with several mental issues that fantasizes about looking like that one day, though.

No. 598531

There is an outdoor cat I have been seeing in my neighborhood for about 7 years now. He's white with big green eyes and is polydactyly. I have no idea who he belongs to or what his name is but it's always nice to see him. He looks healthy and taken care off but man it stresses me out to see him wandering across the road when people are speeding down it all the time.

No. 598533

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>>598501
No
Pic related

No. 598535


No. 598545

You know earlier this year I bought some of those reusable straws. I'll often bring one with me because drinking out of a straw is isually superior and because if I'm wearing lipstick or something I don't have to worry about touching up or looking a mess so much. Also, the ocean and all that, you know.
It never fails, someone will always comment on it. Which I can understand to some extent but it's gotten to the point where even friends who know me well and have commented on it before will still comment on it again??? It's just a reusable straw.

No. 598570

>>598545
omg anon i can't believe you would drink out of a reusable straw. look at this heathen who would do that my germaphobia is so triggered rn.

No. 598571

hello im calling to order some mc donalds ok on hold beep @ what do u want to order some nuggets please and drink

No. 598572

>>598570
Washing exists. Most of the bacteria on the straw is what's already on my lips so I don't see the issue here. If I was a germaphobe I think I'd just kill myself like that's no way to live lol.

No. 598574

>>598572
what do u want from mc donald s Ill order for You

No. 598575

Kinda sorta a crime against humanity that a girl told me she thought I photoshopped my body to be hourglass shaped on instagram and then proceeded to ask me what tanning products I use.

I'm just dark , something I got bullied for my whole even by my own people until it became sexy. Also my body is probably my only good feature and yet there are people really assuming it's fake because they photoshop their own bodies before posting online…

No. 598576

or do you want burger king

No. 598578

>>598545
What’s up fellow reusable straw user, kek. I bought it for the convenience too. My friends are more or less used to it now. But I’m still amused whenever I’m in a Starbucks or something and the barista is about to get me a plastic straw and I say no it’s fine, I have this, they put on the warmest most soulfully grateful smile, as if their own mother was a sea turtle.

No. 598579

>>598578 answer your phone

No. 598580

>>598572
i was being sarcastic lmao. reusable straws are based.

No. 598585

>>598580
Hard to read sarcasm because some people legit act like that which reminds me how my boyfriend has a hang-up about never bringing his socks in his bed because they'll contaminate it and I just don't understand the logic there. It's not like he's gonna keep his face or hands at that edge of the bed? Obviously if your socks are really dirty then take them off by all means but I just don't get the germaphobe mindset of being so neat about those things. Wash yourself and stuff around you every now and then and you're good to go. Modern society has become a bit too focused on things being squeaky-clean. Obviously a bit different in these times.
My boyfriend will also use wet wipes to clean table surfaces which I try to remind him is a big waste, but I think he finds it too convenient.

No. 598587

>>598585
right? i wonder on a daily basis how these people live and how they got to be like that.

No. 598589

>>598579
Are you lost or something??

No. 598590

Facial hair is so ugly, a 5 o’clock shadow is fine but beards look gross to me even if they’re “well-kempt”

No. 598593

>>598590
Based. They're DIRTY I do not trust men to keep anything clean enough.

No. 598597

>>598590
Yeah, to me I think some guys can suit a very neatly, well-trimmed shorter beard but when it gets to the point they start fiddling with it? Not a good look. So many men also clearly wish they could grow a beard but it just ends up looking like face pubes bless their hearts.

No. 598610

>>598576
ask if they have rodeo burger. i want two. rodeo burger.

No. 598615

I want to brag about my nigel but our relationship is anything but conventional and I would get so much shit from anons even though there are things I asked for.

No. 598625

Didn't come on here for a full day and god it felt great. Back to square 1 tho

No. 598626

dying laughing reading the comments under The Invisible Man movie for rent/buy on youtube. Every single comment is just about how renting it costs 20 dollars and how it's way too expensive especially during rona and I'm over here renting it for 6 bucks. If I were them and came back to find it discounted I'd be so pissed.

No. 598627

>>598626
My mum borrowed it for free from the library, the benefits of being an old lady

No. 598631

>>598615
Oh please do

No. 598632

>>598625
Oh my god, me too. Lolcow is so addicting and I'm over it.

No. 598637

>>598631
Well I'm ready for any criticism so here goes

>7/10 could be a 9/10 if he lost some weight but I like his squishy ass

>very good hygiene and great style
>cooks often and does chores just like a normal person, no "look anon I cleaned for you" bullshit
>introduced me to his family within 2 months of seeing each other
>adores his family and specially his mom
>amazing in bed even though he drunkenly confessed me he doesn't even like sex as such but "we make love, not only sex"
>helped me relax and stop being the stuck up control freak I was
>stayed with me during the lockdown because being alone and not being able to go out gives me major anxiety
>gives me the space I need and I give him space as well
>think really alike on so so many things
>very very good with children
Now for the unconventional part
>open relationship, we fuck other people and tell each other about it but it only draws us even closer (I also suspect a cuck fetish on his part but idc)
>introduced me to soft/party drugs and makes sure I don't abuse them or I don't fuck up by drinking when I'm high
>encourages me to find my spirituality and we talk a lot about paranormal stuff I experienced but dismissed due to me being a fedora atheist
>always calls me out when I'm being manipulative and don't even realize it which I appreciate
>thinks we were just fated to meet and claims we were the same person in another life - I don't believe it but I find it cute

We're both in our late 20s so I'm not some kid letting herself be manipulated by some cumbrain, I asked for the open relationship from the beginning and I'm really happy about him. You can roast me if you want but before meeting him I gave up completely on relationships because being with someone emotionally drained me and I don't feel he drains me at all.

No. 598662

>>598637
Not gonna lie, parts of this sound like you convincing yourself the relationship is better than you actually deep down maybe feel it is. He doesn't sound terrible by any means, but he doesn't sound that brag-worthy either.

No. 598663

>>598637
>a fat feminine cuck
nice

No. 598667

>>598662
I'm curious, which parts? I admit I'm still skeptical about the spiritual thing but eh. And yeah, I can see it's not bragging material now. I'm just happy I finally found someone who understands me on so many levels.

>>598663
How is any of that bad?

No. 598677

A heatwave is hitting my no AC european country next week and I really not looking forward to go to work in my overheated office

No. 598679

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>>598637
>"We're both in our late 20s so I'm not some kid letting herself be manipulated by some cumbrain"
>"always calls me out when I'm being manipulative and don't even realize it which I appreciate"
>"helped me relax and stop being the stuck up control freak I was"
>"look anon I cleaned for you"
>I like his squishy ass
>introduced me to soft/party drugs

hmmmmm

No. 598682

>>598679
lol @ the pic. my thoughts exactly.

the "controlled party drugs" thing, the open relationship and spirituality shit sound like red flags to me, but to each their own…i guess.

No. 598683

Me
>20
>I'll get my life together this year
> turns 21
> I'll get my life together this year
> turns 22
> I'll get my life together this year
> turns 23
> I'll get my life together this year
> turning 24 soon
> ok complete opposite, I have a feeling my life is slowly just going to get worse.

No. 598685

I missed the celibacy chat at the end of the old thread - I haven’t had a shag in just over a year and I’ve never been happier tbh. Very much recommend it for resetting your life. I feel like it’s no coincidence that in this year I’ve also taken two promotions at work too…

No. 598689

Am I crazy for being upset with my dad for pointing out problems with my appearance? I told him to knock it off and he got mad at ME and said that he's my father and that he's allowed to say things and that it comes from a place of concern. He'll point out that my teeth are slightly shifted (that's kind of what happens when the dentist says you need braces and your parents cant afford them growing up), I have the clearest skin ever but one time I had a zit and he pointed it out. One time he mentioned that it looked like I was balding. Like wtf, I love my dad he's one of the nicest people on earth, but at this point I'm about to call him fat and make fun of him for not having a college degree, which isn't even fair considering he couldn't go to college but shit I couldn't choose my face either.

No. 598691

>>598689
Your dad is exactly like my mom. She would point out every flaw on me 'out of concern' and is like 'if I don't tell you, who will?' And if I say it makes me really insecure and sad, she gets mad at me for 'taking it the wrong way', so I just have to deal with her telling me I'm too sickly looking, my boobs are really saggy and gross, my nose is crooked, I'm too hairy, my laugh and smile is ugly etc etc. Everytime I've tried to explain my pov, it's been fruitless. I feel you, anon.

No. 598695

>>598691
> If I don't tell you who will
exactly this kek. As if we don't know about our own flaws.

No. 598696

>>598683
i think im future you anon.i feel the same and im 25

No. 598718

Anons how do I stop getting blackout drunk, reinstalling dating apps, and sending men a bunch of incoherent messages?

I rarely drink but every time I do I swear I pull this stupid shit. Time to see what belligerent rants I sent last night

No. 598723

>>598718
love yourself anon

No. 598734

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I have nothing to say except this picture made me laugh

No. 598735

>>598691
We got the same mom?

My mom has always poked and prodded at me since I was a child to the point where being a perfectionist is what ruined me. I'm never good enough for anything and I always have a compulsion to be the best.

"Your boyfriend is going to leave you if you don't do XYZ!" okay thanks

No. 598754

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I want to kabedon a cute girl so bad

No. 598755

>>598754
You better do some stretching exercises because that’s the only acceptable way of kabedoing someone.

No. 598769

>>598685
Lol tbh I am often surprised at how many anons here fuck dudes and then go off on men’s bullshit in threads. I guess maybe I am too extreme as I avoid men due to personal issues.

No. 598775

I wrote 2 poems today for the first time.

2. My vagina
Is not
a honeypot
Cause my honeypot
Is pandora's box.

3. I watch the cows wander
over the yonder
and laugh at twits
when they shit.

No. 598776

>>598754
I need to do yoga. That's impressive.

No. 598815

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do kids still like slime? has a different trend replaced slime?

No. 598832

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this is just a stupid thought i had so i thought id post it here cause completely unrelated to any thread

I read Taylor Nicole Dean threads, maybe the first five or so. Then i kinda stopped using the site for personal reasons. anyways, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER? She looks like a rejected egirl from hell. i could not believe my eyes when i saw her thread recently. she looks fucked. and apperently shes a drugaddict now or something?? dude what the fuck. seriously what the fuck did i miss with this cow. she looks like shit. and she already looked like shit (pic related is how i remembered her) but my god she did not look lIKE THAT.

like, before she was the most basic bitch i could think of. but now shes just straight up ugly and tacky for her age. shes so goddamn ugly, it like bothers me seeing that fucked up face everytime i go to /pt/

No. 598836

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Oh my god I found some cringe old art from when I was 13 and my best friend and I decided we were gonna make a NEW and BETTER pokemon game so we started making up fake pokemon. The emo horses are named Anthrax and Slayer lmao. The dog is a Ruffmor and the snake is a Therpent. I even made a therpent 3d model. Should I post more or no1curr
>>598775
Oh I like the number 3.

No. 598838

>>598836
Hahaha this is too cute. You can post more anon it's fine

No. 598841

>>598776
I can do that too, it's not hard and you don't even have to be athletic, if you want to learn how to do it you just need to learn how to do the splits. First you have to warm up by doing exercise (never do this without warming up or you will get hurt) then do a few leg stretches and just try to do the splits, but don't force it. Just try to get as low as you can without making the pain unbearable and hold for a few seconds. Repeat every day until you can do it. I learned how to do it in a week and I've been able to do it ever since. I think it's worth it just to impress people if you get a chance

No. 598847

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>>598838
Alright here are some unnamed pokemon. They are kinda ok looking, I like them, except the blue ones.

No. 598848

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>>598847
These are shit, I don't know what I was thinking. I must have run out of ideas.

No. 598851

File: 1596817347148.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.06 MB, 1920x2560, IMG_20200807_181633.jpg)

Bonus: look at these wonky ass foxes lmao

No. 598852


No. 598855

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>>598848
This made my day lol. Bless you anon. Also ignore previous blank reply

No. 598864

>>598855
Aw I'm glad. I wonder why I used to draw everyone's mouth on their chin

No. 598906

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This is the only valid dumb bitch meme

No. 598911

>>598906
this is gold, got anymore dworkin merch?

No. 598913

>>598836
anon do not take this the wrong way but did you turn into a furry at any point? i feel like most of my friends that drew pokemon or animal fanart turned into furfags lmao

No. 598924

>>598913
I totally get it but I didn't turn into a furry, I don't think I've ever drawn an anthropomorphic animal actually. I also thought as I was looking through my drawings "how the hell did I manage to not become a furry?". I used to draw only pokemon and dragons at time. After that I drew fantasy heroes and now I draw slightly abstract art of human figures.
Also do you think we could have a thread where we share art we made as kids? I think it would be funny, if anyone is willing to share too I'll make a thread

No. 598926

>>598924
that makes total sense anon, sometimes i see the shit i drew as a kid and wondering how i didn't turn into some degenerate anime coomer. please make a thread, i have literal dozens of sketchbooks from my childhood that i can sift through and post, lmao

No. 598929

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I'm getting to name a bunch of puppies soon, so give me your best doggo names. (I won't name the breed because I want your unlimited creativity)

No. 598931

>>598929

never had a dog before, but here's some names anyway:
hector
Hercules
Alfred
Jiji/Gigi
Momo
Minty
Binty
Buddy
Archie
Benji
Alphie/Alphy
Walter

No. 598932

>>598929
Cooper

Rowdy (scrubs reference lol)

Bingo

Peanut (my dog's name)

Jetson

Tiber (like Tiger but Tiber, probably for bulkier/rougher dogs)


Duke

Queenie

Lola

Noodle

Mimi

Ciri

No. 598934

>>598929
name the stinkiest one kimchi

No. 598938

>>598929
I like dogs with names like George and Frank, old man names I guess

No. 598943

>>598929
Some people who raise dogs like to name all puppies from a litter with names starting with the same letter, so the first litter would start with A, the second with B, etc.
So here are some names starting with A: Anvil (for the fat one) Ace (for the leader) Ammy (short for Amaterasu but you can say it's short for Amelia to normies) Avogadro (for the chemistry genius) Archie (short for Archibald) Arno (for the water lover) Abby (for the scene queen) Astra (for the opel lover) Aria (for the singer) and Atro (read like Etro like from ff13). Disclaimer I am only half joking I would totally name my dog Arno.

No. 598944

>>598929
Lint and Wheat have always been my dream dog names.

No. 598954

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>>598929
Achilles
Robert
Harry
Mary
Tina
Mimi
Gea
Venus
Tamy
Tan
Tom
Ricardo
Philippe
Goldie
Silky
Chichi
Moni
Ferb
Hot sauce
Thor
Tumbler
Fumble
Netty
I can think of even more, but I feel like I’m getting more and more autistic as I type more names.

No. 598957

>>598929
Spaghetti
Concrete
Porkchop
Absolute Unit
Haricot
Richter
Beans
Bean (separate from Beans)
Nintendo 64
Rat Boy

No. 598962

>>598929
Taco
Taquito
Queso
Cupcake
Doritos
Alphonse

No. 598964

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No. 598965

>>598929
Ladd
Opie
Missy
Poppy
Barker
Gigi/Luigi

No. 598976

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I had a dream that the guy I obsessively crushed on in high school and haven't seen in five years sent me a message on Snapchat that said "If you ever tried to get in the shower with me, I would finish washing my hair and get out." ty subconscious, glad you hate me just as much as my conscious brain does.

No. 599002

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>>598931
>>598932
>>598934
>>598938
>>598943
>>598944
>>598954
>>598957
>>598962
>>598964
>>598965

thank u wonderfull anons!! I've made a list of girls and boys names from all your suggestions. I'll post an update of all the finalized names when they're here (they're not born yet)

(if anyone saw me deleting and reposting this for the 4th time, ur allowed to laugh at me)

No. 599030

Honestly there are way too many insane anons here.

No. 599041

>>598501
Ugh how hideously grotesque maybe a girl with a muscle fetish yes,come to think of it lots of guys have it than girls which is really dumbfounding

No. 599043

>>599030
Yeah! WAHOO

No. 599047

>>598501
that's ugly as fucking shit and that's not even thinking about how scary af it is to be with a man that strong

No. 599054

Lip injections always look like shit and I feel such a deep feeling of disgust looking at people with them, especially when they talk. It also makes them look mentally slow

No. 599058

>>599054
They always look hard and ugly to me

No. 599061

I just put cold refried beans and a cheese string in a tortilla and wrapped it up like a sad taquito. Honestly not bad, wish I had sour cream.

No. 599063

US here if it matters. An idiot from my family decided to provoke me about my relationship with my mother on my private Facebook. I mentioned my mother was abusive as the reason why I didn't talk to her to this family member but mentioned nothing further.
Said family member went to my mom to show my provoked response, so now she's having a narcissistic tantrum and threatening to send me a C&D and all sorts of legal action because I "called her abusive for the entire world to see!!!!!"

Does she have a pot to piss in legally speaking, or is this some dumb old bitch making empty threats?

No. 599108

>>599063

Dumb old bitch making empty threats. Someone took DMs and shared them; you’re not making full public posts with her full name outing her as abusive, right? Fuck her

No. 599162

>1-2 eggs
>2 sausages
>1-2 pieces of toast

How is this considered a normal sized, healthy breakfast?

No. 599174

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Snitchery looks like one of those dried out monkey heads, sick of seeing her.

No. 599176

>>599162
Do you also hate living?

No. 599178

>>599162
Do you think it's too much food? Too little? You can eat that for around 500 calories, even a little less.

No. 599181

>>599174
I really hate seeing this girl and the other girl (Alyssa silos?) on Twitter. You can tell they only get attention because of their looks and body types. Like wow I’ve never seen a girl with a small waist before. Oh wait she does cosplay and likes anime??!!!?!?! So unique

No. 599184

>>599178
I just saw a insta story from the hundredth person with a half plate full of egg, 2 sausages and some kind of sandwich. I just can’t imagine being able to eat that much for one meal. And eating just those things would make me feel so tired and sluggish.

No. 599185

>>599181
>>599174
Keep this shit in /snow/

No. 599192

>>599174
She is not evn that pretty, weird huge head lmaoo

No. 599196

>>599174
Shes biracial you dolt

No. 599198

I think I have bpd


Is having abandonment issues a sign of it?

No. 599200

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I was supposed to leave for the JET program in September, but now that's been postponed for obvious reasons. I'd really like them to update us regarding possible departure dates though, because I just got hired at a resort and I'm pretty excited to start training. But I'm going to feel like an asshole if I have to drop it suddenly. However, I have little hope we can actually leave this winter, and I need to save money somehow. The whole situation is shit and out of our control.

No. 599205

>>599196
What the fuck does that have to do with her looking dry and somehow leathery?

No. 599218

>>599205
I guess anon thought the monkey thing was racebaiting.
>>599061
cheese is like 2 dollars at walmart anon. Please don't punish yourself like this.

No. 599232

anons pls pray for me
i had an interview today for a job that would be a huge improvement from my shitty old one. it seemed like it went really well and my hopes are high.
ahhh i need this

No. 599236

>>599200
lol i'm leaving a resort job looking into starting JET. did our lives freaky friday or somtehing?

No. 599241

>>599218
I genuinely always forget ape or monkey shit is used as racial shit when I use it to describe someone who looks a bit like monkey. Not my intention to racebait though.

No. 599247

>>599236
oh wow really? If you plan on applying this year, good luck with the application! I'm leaving a shitty job for the resort one so I hope it's an improvement. lol I know being an ALT isn't really a career choice but I think it's a great escape from my country (America) at least for a little while.

No. 599251

>>599241
I always feel a little soft heart palpitation when someone uses the word ape or monkey around me because it's just so overused and I'm so used to hearing it hurled as a racist insult towards me.

But I will say… Ryan Reynolds looks like a monkey

No. 599267

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my entire life i thought bill nye and bill nighy were the same person. i thought the science guy just liked to dabble in acting and i was like wow good for him, he did a cool scottish accent in pirates of the caribbean. i’m 24.

No. 599268

>>599267
for a while I thought Robert Downey Jr. and Hugh Jackman were the same person. Your story is funnier though

No. 599269

>>599267
Kek, reminds me of how I thought Dave Chappelle (comedian) and David LaChappelle (photographer, director) were the same person for the longest time. I thought Dave just did comedy as a side gig from photography.

No. 599273

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I'm so sad the LJ thread went to shit.

No. 599280

I just thought about the fact that y'all are all real people. Like I'm here reading and replying to posts made by REAL people. You all have jobs and families and stuff. You guys go out into the world to make bad decisions and then post about it here. And it's real. I hope you are all having a good day.

No. 599281

>>599280
>You all have jobs
>You guys go out into the world

No. 599288

>>599281
You're right. I forgot most people here are socially awkward neet farmers. My bad.

No. 599289

>>599280
Anon I have spent the last 3 days getting drunk in my bed, and have not had a job in years lmao.

No. 599290

>>599280
ive been exiled from my town idk wtf youre talking about

No. 599293

>>599247
yeah also amerifag and also my reason for finally looking into it seriously. i found some jobs doing it online that i hoped to use as a foot in the door to travel when travel is possible again; i'm n5 level in japanese and have a bachelors, but don't have the specific certs, so these online companies would pay for that. i'm also >>599232 and this job is totally nothing to do with resorts or teaching, so i kind of hope it pays off so i don't have to rely on independent contracting.

i really hope your resort job goes well for you!! it's a scary field to be front of house in rn tho, i hope you're BOH! not to blog but people i know working hotel security in vegas have told me about getting in fistfights on the hour with boomers who refuse to wear masks. stay safe boo shit cray

No. 599297

>>599280
THIS (and i hope youre having a good day too sunshine). it's even weirder bc i also know some cows/their circle IRL, i forget they're real people even more. ngl i love the NEET sadist-chans who post here tho

No. 599305

i ordered a really nice vintage dress from a seller in a state that's right next to mine (packages from there tend to come in 2-3 days) with priority mail shipping. it was shipped out two days ago, and i checked the tracking to find… that it's at a distribution center across the country, wtf. the expected delivery date is still tomorrow somehow and i'm praying that it won't just vanish

No. 599394

I need to stop coming here but I love drama and spergouts so much. Starting next week, I'm limiting my use of social media and lc to once/twice a week.

No. 599403

coworker tapped my shoulder again today and i didn’t say anything! AGAIN. you know when something happens and you’re just kind of speechless and frozen for a second? i felt like that because it’s always so unexpected and he walked away after he patted my shoulder. i’m so annoyed at myself for not saying something and even more at him because he does not need to be patting my shoulder in the first place. i don’t care if it’s a “see you later kiddo” pat, i don’t want to be touched.

No. 599406

>>599174
this is a real person??? holy shit yikes

No. 599411

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>>599174
I know another anon said it was racebaiting, but I think she has a similar face to graveyardgirl.
It's not a race thing, some people just look that way.

No. 599416

I'm doing whole30 but I really fucking want some chips and a smoothie

No. 599418

>>599267
I used to think Barney Stinson and Neil Patrick Harris were two different people, untitl I realised one was a character and the other was his actor.

No. 599429

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Whatever malignant tumor I’ve been ignoring is finally pressing my prefrontal cortex because I found a K-Pop song that I like.

No. 599431

slowly realizing that all the girls I hated growing up for being full of themselves were really just girls with a healthy amount of self-confidence kekkk yikes

No. 599433

>>599431
aging out of lolcow: the chapterbook

No. 599458

>>599433
Chapter one: The Nasolabial folds run deep

No. 599533

I met an American on Discord who spoke some Russian. I asked him if his family was from Russia or something. He then told me his family may have been from Germany and Germans were Slavic so they were basically the same thing.

How do these people function?

(Repost, I didn't function)

No. 599535

There's something strangely confidence boosting about NOT wearing makeup or dressing great. Is this normal? I love dressing up and wearing makeup but going out in a flannel and zero makeup makes me feel like a bad bitch recently.

No. 599538

>>599535
Ik what you mean. The message is basically that you don't care whether strangers like what they see or not.

No. 599543

There's a heatwave where I am and I'm sitting in the dark inside right now (we darkened the windows to keep it cool inside because we don't have ac because we don't live in a hot climate) but I feel guilty about not "making the most" out of this rare nice weather by going outside. I know it's not normal nice, warm and sunny weather but it's uncomfortably hot but I still can't shake the guilt that I should be outside rn.

No. 599551

>>599543
Are you Scandinavian? I get that feeling too because the rest of the year is so dark and cold.

No. 599552

Now that I have online orbiters, what am I supposed to do sith this power?

No. 599563

>>599535
Make up companies want you to not be confident unless you got a face full of their products, but you have seen the truth now.

No. 599566

>>599552
Milk them for cash and drop them or threaten to if they get too annoying, the fear of losing you will often result in them getting more desperate to appease you in my experience, but might also put you in danger if they're unhinged enough so be careful.

No. 599587

>>599552
If you’re sending nudes - never ever be recognizable in any of them (no face, tats, and check your background) because you don’t know who will contact your family. Assume all snapchats are screenshotted and video chats recorded. If you’ve gotten orbiters without sending nudes so far then for god’s sake don’t start doing that now.

No. 599591

>>599587
I don’t care if my family/friends find out though. They really would not care. I posted my nudes, publicly but did not share anymore in private.

No. 599609

File: 1596891765827.png (Spoiler Image,78.88 KB, 455x547, ungabunga.png)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

No. 599620

>>599609

Cursed to spend the rest of his life on Omegle.

No. 599631

Anime/incel twitter really is something to behold. The fact that some of these retards complain about being virgins and rejection while posting gore, racist rhetoric, and shitting on women 24/7 is so fucking funny.

No. 599663

Reading ot makes me feel better about myself, I feel like such a normie. But it also makes me feel unfunny — which is true tbh

No. 599682

keekweek is best theme

No. 599685

I'm high as a kite nonnie. 300mgK + 15+mg xannies. Low-key hoping I'm dying in my sleep but accoutumance is a bitch so I'm guessing I'll just wake up my miserable self. Should have added alcohol to the mix but it always makes me puke.
Crossing fingers this one's the one!

No. 599687

>>599682
Agreed, peak lc right thar

>>599685
Enjoy your high anon, but stay here. Drink water instead.

No. 599727

>>599685
Finnanon don't you dare to die on me

No. 599730

File: 1596911404935.png (92.69 KB, 396x236, paincat.png)

I went to a local museum and liked a portrait of this guy, but was too self conscious to take a picture of the artist and name, and now I can't find it anywhere. He was beautiful, I'm such a fucking dumbass.

No. 599731

I want a new Style Savvy on Switch so badly holy shit I keep believing leaks that say it's on the way and it's the only reason I look forward to Nintendo directs

No. 599746

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Life is pain

No. 599751

>>599746
Is this shopped? I don't know much about Shane Dawson, all I know I'd that he looks like garbage and I don't understand how he could ever become a beauty influencer

No. 599754

File: 1596913079151.png (72.04 KB, 360x360, Dumb Bitch Juice Pin.png)

>>598432
i don't understand anything of the takes in the leftthots threads and i'm honestly kinda glad. maybe that makes me a dumb bitch but i would rather be dumb than consumed that much by, from what i've gathered, is just… twitter…politics? and big words.

No. 599755

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I’m bored and wish I could have a giant zoom chat with all the masked ladies of lc. I need more girlfriends irl lol

No. 599764

>>599751
Pretty sure that’s unedited. He likes to dress like a slob despite being rich as shit

No. 599876

>>599727
Is there another hot mess finnanon beside me?

No. 599922

>>599876
nah just a large alcoholic user base

No. 599998

my bf rly got mad at me for saying if I accidentally got pregnant I would just throw myself down a flight of stairs bc my insurance doesn’t cover abortion and im too cheap to pay for one wtf

No. 600008

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No. 600011

>>599998
based and stair abortionpilled

No. 600012

walked to the beach earlier and say a group of furry boys walking wearing fox mascot fur suit heads… never thought i would see degeneracy like that at the beach of all places

No. 600016

I can’t talk to/be around men. Every time I have to interact with one I want to vomit. I went to a girl’s boarding school my entire life until uni, only had girl friends. They just disgust and scare me so much.

No. 600018

>>600016
You need to get therapy, they're half of the population

No. 600019

>>600016
I hate this site… Hatred against men is a unanimous cause, but damn ya'll sound borderline autistic sometimes.

No. 600020

Just tracked my package and it said it was in my city last night and now it's in a state on the other side of the country…the fuck?

No. 600021

> Pretty girls have no personality
> Average/ugly girls develop a personality and their looks eventually improve

Ok but what if you're like me and ugly and have no personality…like what went wrong there.


I feel like that's an outcome that people just dismiss. Usually ugly/average girls experience negative interactions with others and become really withdrawn and insecure. I have a personality but I can't show it to other people.

No. 600023

>>600021
Why? Also, there are pretty girls with personalities who are really nice.

No. 600024

>>600023
Because I'm insecure and inexperienced as an average looking, shy human being kek. And I know, I'm talking about the misconceptions.

No. 600030

>>600021
>Pretty girls have no personality
This is a male cope because they can't get with hot women, or these women realized they weren't shit. I'm sure there's variance between hot women's personality and affect their looks had on them growing up. Like, being hot made them bubbly and unaware because they were treated well by thirsty men, narcissistic and cold because they notice people treat them better, etc.

No. 600040

>>600021
> Pretty girls have no personality
Just because they aren’t bothered to act like pickmeishas and pretend to like what neckbeards like doesn’t mean they have no personality. Sad male way of thinking.

No. 600050

>>600030
>>600040
I hear girls say this about girls way more than guys. Like way more.


Not only is it untrue but it reeks of instability. Girls can't deal with the fact that there are people out there who are not only really funny and kind, but they have cute faces too.

No. 600056

>>600050
>Not only is it untrue but it reeks of instability. Girls can't deal with the fact that there are people out there who are not only really funny and kind, but they have cute faces too.
Careful, you're gonna hit a few farmers' nerves. Lol.

No. 600058

File: 1596944512018.jpg (45.38 KB, 383x383, 1.jpg)

The first vaporwave album turned 10 today and it's still hard to believe.

No. 600064

>>600050
>I hear girls say this about girls way more than guys. Like way more.
This is true but what I’ve found in my own life is that a lot of girls grow out of it when they realise competing for male attention is retarded. Being an ugly girl the only thing you have is your personality so if that’s being threatened by someone who’s actually good looking of course you’ll chimp out about it.

No. 600067

There's a viral argument going on on twitter right now about a man in my city who died recently and his cousin is claiming his wife killed him. The wife and cousin are going back and forth. I don't know who to believe but the juxtaposition of people threatening the wife's life just from a few tweets and people claiming that he "would never commit suicide. Muslims don't commit suicide" is too much….

No. 600070

Forgot to add the thread. What do you guys think? After reading the thread, If you click on the profile you can see their arguments with the wife.

https://twitter.com/iyyaa7/status/1291616625150459904

No. 600071

>>600021
i honestly think it has nothing to do with how you look, period. common sense. people know better than to treat ugly people like shit, we've taught them that since they were 3. it's something you're doing wrong. like maybe you give off weird vibes and you can change that by monitoring your body language more.

the whole "they treat me bad cause i'm uggo" shit is just a lazy cope so you don't have to actually try to make yourself more palatable to others. also, the whole beauty is in the eye of the beholder shit is real.

shickity shickity shickity shit. that's just my three cents.

No. 600073

>>600050
> I hear girls say this about girls way more than guys. Like way more.
I haven't had female friends who dated much because of my culture, so I wasn't exposed as much to women saying this vs. what I saw online from men.

No. 600074

>>600071
Um, I'm not saying you're entirely wrong but if someone is shy and average looking, it's going to be hard to develop confidence.

And wow, you lived a cushiony childhood if you truly believe kids aren't mean. I say that as a pretty girl. Minority girls in my primarily white school, especially shy, average or ugly looking, or slightly awkward ones, were free game when it came to needing someone to bag on.

No. 600077

I wish people would stop taking about politics all the time when 99% of the time what they’re saying is retarded and won’t have any wide societal impact. I just want to have a good time.

No. 600078

>>600074
>implying i didn't get made fun of for being a weird ass schizo bitch

No. 600081

I like lolita fashion because I have fat thighs and didn't make friends in college

No. 600082

>>600074
shit, tbh, i still get made fun of for being a weird ass schizo bitch. but you don't see me whining about it.

No. 600083

>>600078
Nta but are you ok. Are you forgetting middle school existed? Anon never said no one liked them or that they were bullied. They just said they couldn’t manage to develop self confidence or a solid self image partly based on negative interactions with others. Why is that so hard to believe. Negative could literally just mean they were treated nicely but weren’t overly seeker out as a friend and didn’t have opportunity to develop a strong personality. Corny ass.

No. 600084

>>600083
negative could also mean situations that you yourself perceived as being negative. I was generally liked and had a group of friends all through primary and secondary school, but because I was a sheltered and shy girl, I didn't feel like a strong conversationalist and just gave up kinda.

No. 600086

>>600021
I think I just became a narcissist, not in the literal sense, though. But if I don't hype myself up nobody else will.

No. 600090

File: 1596947571029.png (577.49 KB, 640x726, 845.png)

What the fuck is with these crazy bitches always wanting to become therapists and shit? I swear all the women I know who want to do psychology/psychiatry are toxic loons. Is this just the "not like other girls" version of mean girls in high school becoming nurses?

No. 600091

>>600071
Astounding and miraculous that you believe people aren't that openly shallow on a site full of nitpicking of physical features.
You may be a sweetheart with morals (and ilu for that), but a lot of people are still assholes. We're also taught not to murder, rape, and steal, and yet…

No. 600098

>>600090
Ikr, most of the people I met that were studying psychology seemed to be nuttier than a bar of snickers, it’s like they’re studying psychology to treat themselves or some shit.

No. 600100

I spend way too much fucking time here, it’s embarrassing

No. 600101

>>600090
A girl threatened to murder me on multiple occasions for literally no reason (honestly, no reason) and she just got her masters in psych and posted something about how excited she is to help others…ok, I for sure as hell ain't your first patient.

No. 600104

>>600090
next in the line with all the annoying popular girls who never tried in school who have decided to go into teaching kek teachers are the most entitled people

No. 600107

Someone please convince me to finally delete my Facebook account once and for all
PLS

No. 600108

>>600107
>current year
>using facebook
Hope that did the trick.

No. 600114

>>600100

same, before quarantine I used to only go on here once every few months. Now i lurk for at least 4-6 hours a day and occasionally post. Not helping the fact that the things i used to like and do for fun aren't fun anymore and I'm bored as hell.

No. 600117

>>600100
Same
I need to take a break. It’s pretty slow here anyways. /cgl/ moves a little faster but there’s too much bait that gets posted.

No. 600120

Do I have face dysmorphia? I take a picture and really like it. I post it, and then literally just a few days later I find the photo to be repulsive. This happens every single time I take or post a picture.

No. 600136

I have an overwhelming urge to bite into a whole onion and consume the entire thing. I really want to but I'm afraid of the emotional guilt.

No. 600137

>>600136
I love onions i'm jealous. Do it and tell me how it went please. Is it a red onion?

No. 600138

>>600136
Did you just watch Holes? It makes eating a whole onion seem delicious

No. 600140

>>600120
I have this, but I also feel like I look different every time I look in the mirror

No. 600141

File: 1596957206550.png (117.06 KB, 2428x236, anonions.png)

>>600136
>>600137
Why are there multiple posts today about eating entire onions and how delicious they are, kek?

No. 600142

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The only good thing about the heat is that the clothes that I hang out dry in approximately 2 seconds

No. 600145

>>600141
wtf I genuinely didn't even see these when I wrote that. That's kind of scary


And to answer everyone, I only had one onion left and when I started peeling it, it was bad …

A white one, if anyone cares.

Thank you for the encouragement, I will buy more onions tomorrow and see if I start to crave one at 2 am again.

No. 600148

>>be me 14 to 29, never tried drugs because no friends to share and to afraid to hit up dealers
>>rare occasions at parties, always said no, seemed too dangerous to intoxicate myself around stranger (That's how you get fucking rape !!!)
>>now 28, access to deepweb, no need to talk to shady people or go to loud party, Buy my self some cryptocoin, fill my basket with the finest selection of dope.
>>And then I wait for it to come in the mail. I could finally do it, all comfy in my couch. How grand!
>>It's fianlly here : I try all kind of shit : shrooms, lsd, mdma, codeine, ketamine but also mostly xannies.
>>always been fond of xannies, my gp handed them to me but I couldn't ask too often or I would be flagged
>>last week, go nuts, got myself an order of 150 xannies.
>>can't even kill myself with them, i have a crazy tolerance now.

And this is the story of how a I becam a late bloomer junkie.

No. 600153

File: 1596959049472.jpg (280.8 KB, 900x900, 05212-pk-p1.jpg)

Onions are sooo fucking good I once ate aprox. 15 green onions plain in one sitting. I fucking love onions so damn much and go through like 5 bundles a week. I put them on everything I eat basically but they are also so satisfying to eat as a snack. Sometimes I just cut them in half and eat them like fries. Spicy plant fries

No. 600179

God this is going to sound stupid and people are going to kek but hear me out… is it possible to inflict sexual trauma onto yourself? I remember discovering masturbation at a young age (12) completely on accident, and literally feeling like I invented it because the concept of sex was so foreign to me. From that point on, sex absolutely consumed my brain. All I could think about was sex and masturbated every single day. I looked at everything in a sexual way and was even scared people around me knew I did it. I would then suspect other girls my age were doing it and for some reason I found it gross and slutty on their part, but not mine. I watched porn and sexualized everything for years and it rotted my brain. I remember wishing I had never had that random urge that one day.


Just writing that out, I just realized I was a really fucking mentally ill teenager. Is what I went through considered ocd?

No. 600183

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I've always thought of myself as a confident person. I'm fairly certain I didn't have any severe mental health issues until I got to university, I could do public speaking, didn't get freaked out about exams, I genuinely thought I could do whatever I put my mind to. About halfway through uni I started suffering some symptoms of anxiety and had to reach out to a counselor before covid happened.

Being in a creative field I have been suffering heavily from imposter syndrome, couple that with a sprinkle of social anxiety and finding it hard to make friends and I got into this habit of shrinking myself and my achievements because I was paranoid as coming off as conceited and unlikable. Like if a classmate complimented my work I'd obviously say thanks but immediately jump to downplaying like "oh this is just like last minute haha." Despite this I truly THOUGHT I had a balanced outlook on life and took everything at face value, not undermining or overestimating my own abilities and being able to take critique and praise without making it personal.

Well since graduating I've had a lot of good fortune and validation come my way (incredibly winning some international awards and getting job opportunities even during the pandemic in my small city.) I couldn't help but be in disbelief at all this good fortune, like legit thought these had to be flukes. I then had a moment of realisation about imposter syndrome.

I spend so much time minimising myself and my achievements, talking myself down to my friends and colleagues - trying to seem humble and down-to-earth to get people to like me more. All it ends up doing is making me look kinda delusional and insecure. My efforts to look cool and unbothered are doing the complete opposite. It's kind of uncomfortable and annoying being around people who are so insecure that you have to re-assure them, or they wont take compliments. I've been shrinking myself because I'm scared of making others feel small, when I just need to do me and own it!

No. 600188

I wanna get a snake or a lizard but i know This is my impulsivity speaking :( Ah well i have a friend w a snake I can pet

No. 600192

omg.. my grammar is getting so fucking bad during quarantine. My social skills…we don't know her. I spoke on the phone the other day and stuttered for 5 minutes straight. I don't even know how I'm going to be able to function once this is all over.

No. 600195

>>600179
…Everything you've described sounds like normal adolescent fascination with sex and the human body? Why beat yourself up about it?

No. 600196

>>600071
I've had people treat me differently on days where I had a 'dolled up' look even though I acted exactly the same as I usually do.

No. 600207

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I’m afraid of telling my best friend that I got sexually assaulted this week bc she will blame herself for it or get really upset.

No. 600225

>>600192
I have the same problem but my country didn't even do the quarantine thing.

No. 600238

>>600148
Aww I want to be your junkie friend. I only started experimenting at 31 myself.

No. 600241

>>600238
Dude, I really wish we could talk about it. All my friends are disinterested because they got to do this in their teen years.
Drop me your discord tag, if you feel like it.

No. 600242

>>600179
Mate you don't have OCD just because you think a lot about something. Like another anon already said, teens are obsessed with sex, it's common knowledge and completely normal. Unless you were a creep that actually insulted/harassed women for being sexual, you're fine. Chill.

No. 600247

Can anyone pls post that image of the anime girl in a beach or somewhere (you can only see her bikini top) and shes wearing sunglasses and saying something like cant see haters these shades are gucci? I can only find the one with the Yuyu Hakusho guy

No. 600248

>>599620
Underrated. I appreciate you anon

No. 600256

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>>600247
This one?

No. 600257

>>600256

No, she was at the pool or on a recliner….maybe she didnt say exactly " these shades are gucci" , perhaps she said something like "I can't see haters", cant remember correctly/maybe I'm mixing memes

No. 600258

>>600148
Lmao I feel like this is going to be me…I soo want to do this. Where do you buy cryptocoin? And do you get the drugs from the Silk Road? Or has it been shut down…? I haven't been to the dark web in a while. Also what are the chances of authorities catching you? How fast was the delivery?

No. 600259

I havent been enjoying music lately (put it in vent thread a long time ago). I've been trying so hard to get back to it since i was such a big music nerd (punk, lo-fi, metalcore etc.).
Today i listened to some one direction because i saw a pic of zayn somewhere and oh boy, something about it ignited my love for music again. maybe i just started hating music because all i listened was either depressing or political. or maybe i just needed to see cute dudes singing to get back into it again.
ngl, i miss one direction. wish there were more boybands making sappy love songs rn instead of rappers singing about sex. something about juvenile love lyrics makes me so happy.

No. 600293

File: 1596983402954.jpg (252.62 KB, 1400x788, Ghost_of_Tsushima_Jin.jpg)

I have a huge crush on Jin Sakai from Ghost of Tsushima and damn it I've never had a crush on a video game character.

It's so damn futile and also if it was back in those days and not fiction I'd probably be some dumb peasant who no samurai would be interested in anyway. Won't stop the sex dreams though, he's dreamy af man.

No. 600350

>>600141
Lol I'm the op of the first one. I had bagels with a lot of fresh red onion on them and just thought about how nasty garlic is.
>>600293
Tbh how could you not love him? I got a crush on him from his voice alone lol.

No. 600367

File: 1596989151854.gif (987.12 KB, 244x160, tenor (2).gif)

me waking up this morning: not gonna fuck around on lolcow today, gonna do something productive

me an hour later:

No. 600372

>>600367
Wow this gif made me realize Christina is an underrated beauty

No. 600374

File: 1596989549595.jpg (42.02 KB, 933x270, 20200809_191202.jpg)

>>600367
This you?

No. 600375

I just wanted to rec this video to you anon.
I was not sure about Jameela before tbh but this is good shit.

No. 600387

>>600372
she really is

>>600374
lol no but i couldn't imagine only coming here once a week, with how quickly threads update

No. 600402

>>600375
Jameela Jami belongs in the dumbass shit thread if anywhere.

No. 600414

Fuck anons, I've started referring to myself as anon in my head. Help

No. 600435

My company understaffed and my boss refuses to hire qualified people because "she just doesn't like their vibes" only in America folks

No. 600462

I'm one of the new girls at my job and one of my coworkers actually told me that she and another girl were raving about me and saying stuff like "Anon is so cool… I want to be her friend but I think she's too cool for me…" like ?!?!? It feels nice that people seem to really like me and my personality. Of course they like me for my work ethic too (thank you retail for drilling that into me) but to think that I'm cool…

I was always bullied and "weird" growing up so it feels extremely validating that people aren't off put by me whenever I open my mouth because I still think I'm kind of fucking weird lmao. I told one of the other girls how I started learning how to watercolor just because I wanted to spend some summer days out in the park painting and how I picked up bouldering as a new hobby last year, and she was like "Wow I want to be you."

No. 600467

>>600259
Lol why not try kpop?

No. 600480

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Someone posted this on facebook and I am cringing so hard

No. 600483

>>600480
I can just feel my body about to shrivel up into itself from cringing so hard.

No. 600485

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the retard who made the leda muir thread did the same thing on kiwifarms and surprise to no one turns out to be a lil mini cow herself lmao what a mess

No. 600490

>>600414
We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

No. 600492

>>600485
Lmao what? Receipts?

No. 600493

>>600486
Has to be

No. 600494

>>600485
>>600485
Shame, he'd actually be a pretty cute looking guy if it weren't for the degenaracy

No. 600502

>>600494
Literally where…

No. 600507

>>600485
This hon looks familiar, it's not the first time he's been posted here is it?

No. 600508

It just occured to me that the cause of these two idiots appearing on the X-factor is that they got gassed up their entire childhood on 'girl power' delusions and set up like Carrie at the prom.

No. 600518

I feel like lc has made me hyperfocus on all the issues in the world. Like everyday i think about sexism, racism and just all the bad shit in the world. It's honestly not healthy. I wish i could go back to 2-3 years ago when I could just at this shit instead of getting upset. I'm a person who gets easily upset tho.

No. 600521

>>600518
sounds like it's time to stop using lolcow for a while, anon

No. 600529

>>600492
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leda-muir.74614/

and my bad lmao i thought he was a blocky giantess of a woman. tranny absolutely makes sense.

No. 600530

>>600529
samefag but yea its a girl. unfortunate.

No. 600536

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I made a morph of an actor and Joseph Joestar and somehow it produced this.

No. 600538

I've gained 20 pounds and I surprisingly don't mind how it looks on me. But I have a track record of being delusional so I don't know.

No. 600543

>>600153
You should make yourself some Korean chive pancakes

No. 600549

I just felt like everyone's an idiot, but some of us hide it better with age.

No. 600550


No. 600554

>600536
fuck he's cute
sometimes i wish all men looked this good but then i think i'd probably be a hoe so it's good that 99% of them are ugly

No. 600555

So..umm…my dumbass just missed 2 online classes because i didnt checked the announcement on the uni's website. I still did my homework and self study so i didn't missed out a lot of things but i still feel very guilty nonetheless.

No. 600559

>>600555
It's no big deal. I missed an entire semester of a class because I forgot I signed up for a 5pm class lol

No. 600562

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>>600153
>>600543
You could try making Malawach too. They’re Yemenite Jewish scallion pancakes but with more of a flatbread texture.

No. 600566

me

>Weighed 135 at 5'4

> Decided to lose 15 lbs to get a flatter stomach and take a tiny bit of fat off my thighs
>Ends up keeping the stomach and losing weight in my hips therefore making me look strange and less pear shaped
>wants to emotionally binge to take the pain away

No. 600570

>>600067
There was a muslim family I knew who’s son killed himself in the back of the convenience store he was working at. The family insisted that the guy’s cousin who was working with him must’ve killed him because they refused to believe that their muslim son killed himself. However, after the autopsy they had to accept that it was suicide.

No. 600572

>>600566
Experienced something similar. I accidentally lost a lot of weight to the point where I'm 2.5kg away from being underweight but I still have a lot of fat on my lower abdominal area and have flabby thighs. It sorta sucks that I can't get a flat stomachs and thin legs naturally through weight loss whilst other girls can. I guess my only choice is to gain muscle/bulk but I can't do that until the pandemic is over

No. 600583

>>600566
That just means your legs and hips are where you lose weight first, Keep losing weight until you lose the stomach then focus on strength training or gain a tiny bit more weight and it should look better

No. 600584

>>600583
>>600566
or just work out your stomach. if you already are, then you might be targeting the wrong muscles

No. 600588

>>600101
People into psych tend to be more fucked up than the people they're "helping". I've probably only met one good psychologist, or the fact people get million dollar bills while being institutionalized against their will simply for stating they feel suicidal

No. 600596

>>600572
>>600566
i'm dealing with the same thing right now. 110ish lbs, 5'4", and i've lost weight everywhere besides my stomach and thighs. i'm worried i'll have to get dangerously underweight just to have a flat stomach. i would love to start lifting but i have no muscle at all and have no idea where to start.

No. 600604

I vaguely dislike for strange aeons constantly milks furbies for money. The furby thing was funny at first, but now it's pretty annoying

No. 600606

I love rudefems so much

No. 600623

>>600606
Can you retards stop making up slang for stuff and use your goddamn words? I shouldn't have to ask what the fuck rudefem is

You're about as worse as made up pronouns and sexualities

No. 600626

>>600623
Isn't it just a rude radfem

No. 600629

>>600623
It’s very popular slang. Just because you don’t know slang doesn’t mean it’s made up lol

No. 600632

>>600623
Shut up tranny

No. 600634

>>600508

What an iconic tv moment. I definitely remember knowing kids who were this delusional about their singing abilities and trying to get on talent shows like this. Hilariously tragic.

No. 600692

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I'm 26, and I've been really, autistically obsessed with late 90's-early 2000's fashion and "aesthetics" for a while now. I love the colorful and fun "in your face" aesthetic of the early 2000's, especially bubblegum-pop inspired stuff. I really miss the upbeat 2000's music and the upbeat vibes of 2000's media. And even though the fashion was "bad" I would totally try wearing it again but I just can't pull it off. I have a huge but sad wave of nostalgia hit me whenever I watch anything from the early 2000's that really has the 2000's vibe. The 2010's just don't cut it for me.

No. 600700

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This looks so wrong

No. 600701

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>>600692
Same. I recently rewatched all of As Told by Ginger and Ghost World and just got deep into Betty Spaghetty aesthetic. I really want to get this pen case I saw at target. My younger self would absolutely love this thing and it would go with the iridescent lizard skin Lisa Frank binder I still use

No. 600704

>>600701
This cute ass pencil case reminds me of elementary school, buying a new pencil case and the weird burned plasticy smell of it. New backpacks once your shit was busted enough. I hope kids today still experience the same rush.

No. 600709

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>>600704
Pencil cases were so important when I was school, we had uniforms so it was like the way you'd express yourself. I was obsessed with getting the coolest surfie brand pencil case possible, something hideous like pic related.

These days I could buy a hundred cute pencil cases on Aliexpress for like 5 bucks lol, kids these days have better options.

No. 600714

Thinking back to that time where my "friend" joked that I had no tits or ass (I do…they're not small or flat, just not video vixen big) and I can't BELIEVE I didn't clap back by saying the only reason she has them is because she's literally obese, and that in order to be considered curvy, some of those curves have to go inward.

No. 600715

>>600714
Kek, she definitely already knew. No point in saying what she already knows, there's a reason why she jumps to say that

No. 600716

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>>600709
I haven't even seen what pencil cases are at the shops these days, only that aliexpress jam. My absolute favorite ones were my pucca and HIM cases, I am nostalgia crashing hard here but in a good way.

No. 600717

>>600716
I loved pucca so much as a kid,I tend to binge watch the shorts and the series, now I got some motivation to do some basement digging and find my old pucca plush.

No. 600721

>>600717
I am gonna admit that my weeb ass thought it was some cute asian thing, didn't even watch any cartoons. I think we had a nostalgia thread somewhere, maybe it should be reviced or something!

No. 600723

>>600715
not fair don't you think. She's allowed to body shame anon for having smaller boobs , that of which she already knows, but anon can't retaliate and set the boundary within the friendship that no one is used as another person's emotional punching bag?

No. 600726

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Really bad things have been happening these past few years, my life has been a complete and utter mess but I’m currently chillin in a bigass villa in Istanbul havin a good time and I feel like I should brag about it a little bit because it’s the only good thing that has happened to me in years but I can’t brag irl so ill do it here. Fuck you everyone I hate I’m eating breakfast on this gorgeous city view balcony whilst you remain massive raging cunts!!

No. 600727

>>600726
sorry for the retardation btw

No. 600730

I get so obsessive about things, it’s so annoying. Like I could watch a tv show or something, then something clicks in me, and I rewatch it (multiple times) read fanfiction, watch many videos about it, draw art for it, none of this in a fun casual way. I mean like, very suddenly - the obsession could last for a couple days or weeks and I’m totally enamoured by whatever thing it is, and then just as quickly as it came, I couldn’t really care less about it. Thankfully my willpower has improved so I don’t impulsively buy merchandise anymore but man. I’ve learned to keep this habit secret because it got kinda embarrassing when my friends would mention my previous fixations to me and I can barely remember what they’’re talking about lol

No. 600731

Sometimes I want to argue with people on here but I'm afraid of being slammed with an "infighting" ban lol also it feels dumb to argue with bitches and I'm a pussy

No. 600732

>>600731
Tbh mods are so trash they don't even give infighting bans (or atleast they don't redtext when they do). I've argued with like 3 anons in the past week i know i should be ashamed and only got banned because I didn't attach an image to one of my posts.

No. 600734

>>600732
Unpopular opinion but infighting shouldn't get you a ban on /ot/

No. 600740

>>600734
What even is infighting? Is it any disagreement? Is any anon hurling some dramatic insults at someone who posted something dumb? Or is it only certain long drawn out arguments about serious topics?

I’ve seen stuff labeled infighting that I thought was just funny banter

No. 600742

>>600740
The very nature of having an imageboard lends itself to infights. I get having the rule for dedicated cow boards but I wish /ot/ was more lax, i've gotten infighting bans here which i thought were stupid because it's just fucking /ot/, it's like the same 30 bitches

No. 600744

My skin is so fucking sensitive lately that literally any cleanser, serum or moisturizer I use on it makes it burn and turn red. I've always had sensitive skin, so most of my skincare is that low/no fragrance, hypoallergenic, etc (think la roche posay) but it has ratcheted up to a new level lately. To add insult to injury, I've also been breaking out the worst I've had since high school. My GP thinks it's hormonal and is looking into it but man this fucking sucks. The last couple years I had finally gotten my skin to the point where I hardly broke out and could go without foundation and feel ok and now it's painful, angry, and bizarrely oily despite being normally dry.

(Also if anyone has any cleanser and moisturizer suggestions for hypersensitive/reactive skin I am all ears.)

No. 600780

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Wow this is so pathetic. Wtf is wrong with kpop stans

No. 600781

>>600780
they're just sad little teenagers

No. 600783

>>600744
Hey anon, this happened to me too and it really sucked. I would suggest la Roche posay's toleraine gentle hydrating cleanser and the toleraine sensitive riche moisturiser for your nighttime routine. Remember to treat the skin really softly while cleansing and applying products. I found that using the thermal water spray from LRP in between steps was also very soothing. Plus, applying products onto damp skin minimizes any tuggig or pulling that could further irritate sensitive skin. Focus on keeping it clean and hydrated for now, and hang in there, your skin will clear up again

No. 600792

I once got banned for "racebaiting" for stating the literal fact that Pakistan was formed in the late 1940's and that most Indians in India are Hindu while Islam is the primary religion of Pakistan. I wasn't even responding to a particular person or trying to make an argument I was literally just throwing out a fact during a discussion other anon's were having. Who runs this shit hole?

I don't post half the shit I want to because I have a feeling it will be written as racebaiting, or infighting, or bait.

That also reminds me of when I said that a certain youtuber genuinely looked trans to me and I was told by mods that my bait wasn't original. It wasn't bait, it was just a statement…

No. 600794

>>600792
Mods' snarky comments in a ban/redtext is only going to incentivise rulebreakers to ban evade to get the last word in or rile them up and make them think "fuck these guys" and just start not caring about breaking rules

No. 600809

I know this is mostly subjective but it weirds me out none the less. Most people would say that Marzia and PewDiePie are about equally attractive, maybe Marzia is a bit more so but no one (if they weren't famous) would be baffled that they're a couple, and PewDiePie seems to treat her very well. Hola is significantly better looking than Ethan, but Ethan acts like a creepy spastic coomer. I figured an ugly guy would be on his best behavior for a much prettier girl, go figure!

No. 600812

>>600809
Is it really so bizarre? It's a matter of personality and connection. Hila was extremely shy when she met Ethan, and I'm sure he was on his best behavior. Hila was the one filming and scripting his videos for like the first 5 years. She might have a pretty face but unlike Marzia she seems to have zero interest in appearance (even her own in terms of makeup, doing hair, etc). Though in the past few years she's been voicing her opinions and distaste over a lot of what Ethan does in their podcasts. I forgot the person but Ethan was making fun of a girl and Hila shot him down and stood her ground and said that he was sounding like a misogynist.

No. 600813

>>600792
Honestly, yeah. Farmhands spaz out over the most stupid shit.
Any somewhat gender critical post gets redtexted with "go back to AsherasGarden". No wonder there's a tinfoil that one of the farmhands is trans.

No. 600818

>>600813
I think mods think they are sentient beings. Like they totally 100% know the intent behind each and every post.

Meanwhile that one anon comes back literally every week without a single ban asking for advice on how to convince her roommate to kill herself but that's completely normal and fine. Doesn't matter if it's a troll or someone who is genuinely unhinged. Mods would rather ban someone for saying Hi scrote.

No. 600819

>>600818
that anon genuinely scares the fuck out of me, i wouldn't be surprised if she ends up actually killing someone. if she was male she would probably be a serial killer or mass shooter lmao

No. 600822

>>600813
If they want to be taken seriously or in any way respected, they need to stop acting like children in redtexts but I have bras older than some of those farmhands so it's a big ask.

No. 600826

i want to make a rpg game like stardew valley but with relationships and dating mechanics being the forefront, like an otome game or visual novel. you live in a cute town and just try to make friends and score some puss or dick. maybe unlock a tragic backstory or two. i just want to make the perfect game for my 13 year old self.

No. 600830

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feel like shit i just wish piczo still existed so i could see what 12 year old me had on my site bc i cant remember

No. 600847

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I don’t know why all of the sudden I feel so drawn to culty religions, like Mormonism and Jeovah’s Witnesses, it just seems so simple to turn off your brain and just live with a cult personality, and everyone is nice and warm and welcoming as long as you follow the rules.

I don’t know I just feel tired of being a complex opinionated individual, its like its tiring to be a person, and those cults basically de-person you and on top of that you get a community.

No. 600850

>>600847
The rules of literally being raped and forced to have 10 babies with a 70 old man with 10 wives…..

No. 600852

>>600826
I'd play the shit out of that!

No. 600853

>>600826
I hope you do anon! I would play the heck out of it.

No. 600855

>>600847
>it just seems so simple to turn off your brain and just live with a cult personality, and everyone is nice and warm and welcoming as long as you follow the rules.
And you're male. If you're not that, you're not even human in their eyes.

No. 600857

>>600847
Okay but why male worshiping sex cults specifically?

No. 600858

>>600847
>and everyone is nice and warm and welcoming as long as you follow the rules.
ok and the rules are that you need to marry an old man when you're a child, what then? Those cults are full of rape and abuse.

No. 600861

>>598432
>>600826
so..harvest moon?

No. 600864

>>600850
>>600855
lol you guys kicked my brain back into place, i do not have a penis and would be treated like shit.
Is it nice when you forget for like 5 minutes that misogyny exists tho….

>>600857
Its just the ones I have around my city, new agey mother nature cults aren’t very common here, heck we have a severe lack of religious diversity tbh, everyone is some flavour of Jesus Juice, im not american so that explains it a bit.

No. 600865

>>600864
Where are all the true matriarchal nature worship cults?? is it because they'd burn us at the stakes again?

No. 600866

>>600861
meh i dont want any farming or animal raising. i love harvest moon tho.

No. 600872

Noodles with tofu and a basic pb/lime/sriracha sauce or poached eggs, home fries, and sliced tomato? Also making steamed broccoli either way.

No. 600881

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No. 600885

How often do you guys binge eat? Like just eat a shit load in a small period of time without caring how many calories you're consuming?

No. 600892

>>600783
Thanks, I did try this tonight with the dermocleanse and just tissued it off instead of rinsing, then applied the toleriane cream. It still burned some but my skin wasn't nearly as irritated afterwards. I guess I'll keep doing this until it stops hurting all the time!

No. 600893

>>600885
Usually during pms. Not good to do it often, but it was easier to do as a teenager.

No. 600905

>>600885
Maybe like once or twice a month but nowadays my binging barely goes over my daily amount of calories (if I plan in advance and not eat that day anyway.) But any more than that I find myself craving binges more often.

No. 600913

Today has been a horrible day. This video makes me laugh because it's just so stupid.

No. 600918

Does anyone know if there is any online tool where you can input some word and it will spell it for you? I've been learning English for a long time and I still can't for the life of me understand words that are spelled out loud, which sucks because my job requires taking names and people will spell it faster than my fucking brain can compute. I'm just hoping some practice will do the trick

No. 600925

>>600918
closest thing I can think of is, if you type out words with spaces l i k e t h i s into a text to speech reader (naturalreader.com, etc.) it will spell it for you. You can adjust the speed as well.

although if its any consolation, English is my first language and I have a hard time parsing words spelled out loud too lol.

No. 600928

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some of my coworkers were being unnaturally nice to me today wtf I'm starting to get suspicious. one of them gets so excited every time I change my hair and keeps telling me how cool I am, and the other one saw me without a mask on for the first time in months and she kept staring at me and going "wtf you're so pretty omg I forgot how pretty you are". I'm not trying to humblebrag because they're both younger than me (they're 18/19, I'm 23) and I think they just idolize me a little? it's hard for me to accept that because I think I'm a loser but could it be that I'm being suspicious of them for no reason and I'm actually cool????????????????????????????

No. 600929

>>600928
They know something you don’t know..

No. 600933

>>600929
right???? I genuinely don't know what it could be though because although I'm friendly enough at work and get along really well with my coworkers, I also mind my own business. I also don't use social media so they didn't find anything weird from that, if you google my name all you get is some tame art I drew for my high school's publication almost a decade ago. I know I'm not going to get fired either, so it's not pity. Idk man. For the record both these girls I've known for over a year and work with on a regular basis, and talk to frequently, they didn't just randomly come up to me and start being nice out of the blue, they're just being even nicer than normal. Also for the record we are burgers and our country doesn't have the virus under control so it's occurring to me that they might just be getting overattached to me because they can't see their classmates or some of their friends anymore.

No. 600992

>>600918
Try grammarly,it helps.

No. 601002

>>600928

Lol watch out anon, the last time a colleague was that into me she started fully skin-walking me and dating my ex.

No. 601025

>>600928
>>600933
Are they subtly trolling you or something? The fact that both of them suddenly started doing it out of nowhere is strange.

No. 601044

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>>601025
oh shit anon you just reminded me…about a week ago I came across the two of them standing together:

>cw 1: ask her, ask her!

>cw 2: ok ok…anon, are you single??
>me: uh yeah, why?
>cw 2: oh…no reason…

I completely buried that because I didn't give a fuck and it was pushed out by other life issues but now I'm even more confused lmao. It really does remind me of subtle mean girl bullying but I'm not a literal child anymore so it flies over my head. idk I've never done anything worth """"bullying"""" someone over and will continue to do so, the whole situation is just perplexing (mostly because I'm not used to the attention – even in high school when I was actually weird and awkward, I was usually just ignored, not bullied).

>>601002
good thing I don't have an ex for her to date then I guess lol.

No. 601120

>>601044
Maybe one is into you?

No. 601141

>>601044
its hard to tell without knowing who you are/who they are. are u a normalish person? do they seem like the kinda girls who would be catty like that?
in all honestly it seems like they're just trying to be nice and spread positivity or whatever. the bf thing is def weird though unless one of them has a crush on u so idk

No. 601210

I always text my extended family members good morning, and ask how they are and how work is going for them. I always make sure to remember things they've told me and to ask specifically about those things so they feel loved and appreciated. I ask them if they need any household chores done or items picked up just to see if I can help ease some part of their day. Recently, a man started behaving this way towards me and remembers fine details of things I said to him forever ago, and it's so sweet. Part of me feels like this is karma! He's an incredible cook and very intelligent. I am still melting from the encounters. Today I'm just really grateful for people, even though I'm generally very asocial.

No. 601216

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Someone in the vagina thread on /g/ shared a pic of hymen with different medical conditions and it’s been haunting me all day. When I try to masturbate the image pops into my head and all my horniness vanishes

No. 601219

I was told my clit is so small that if I have male kids in the future they will be cursed with small dicks.. Men will talk shit about ”beef curtains”, and ”roast beef pussy” but then say shit like that.. like what tf do you wanttt?

No. 601222

Anons, can I have some advice?
I'm a recent college graduate with a shit portfolio. There is this almost $800 motion graphics course which is remote at a college (I'm a burger). It's three hours per week for two months. I have about $3,400 saved up from unemployment but I also want to desperately move out of my parents' place because it's destroying my mental health. I have applied to numerous jobs but haven't had any luck. I think this course would help my portfolio but the cost of it makes me anxious and I know the extra unemployment aid will probably not come to fruition because of the government. I'm lazy as fuck and depressed and have no motivation to learn on my own…but should I just try and do it anyway? I know there are plenty of resources to learn After Effects on my own but I just have little motivation.

No. 601228

>>601222
Youtube. Udemy. Khan Academy. LinkedInLearning. Find a cheaper one. Get a shit job like a factory job or something purely for a few months to establish a work history for moving.

No. 601232

>>601219
ayyyy small clit gang. may our sons be blessed with micropenises <3

No. 601242

>>601221
I’m not even offended, it’s just like.. why? Men really are so stupid s2g. This was not irl tho. Irl I always get the stupid ”ur pussy must be way tighter than usual” shit. Too bad even though I’ve slept with older men, I’m just not attracted to them at all, Smooth skin and babyface for me.

>>601232
Hell yeah

No. 601260

>>598718
Can't help with the drinking, but for the apps you could try setting it up so you have to enter your password every time you install a dating app (and maybe delete your account if you don't actually want them?)
Anyway, I accidentally bought peanut butter cookies with reeses in them, and while they're not horrible, I don't like peanut butter so now I'm just sitting here, angrily eating pb cookies.
Learn from my mistake, and carefully read the packaging anons lol (also why the fuck are peanut butter cookies so dry and crumbly? i should've just gotten the oatmeal raisin… )

No. 601303

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All of us are stupid for not simply larping as a tranny to lead a comfier life. Just take a badly lit selfie, say you want surgery or move or something and ask for a humble 75k… Maybe 50k if you're not black, but double the amount if you're trans and disabled…

No. 601305

>>601303
yeah but at least we have some dignity

No. 601306

>>601303
If anyone milks money out of some tards who wanna give me trannies money, I’ll applaud that tbh. If someone spends their cash on ”uwu transition fund for poor mtf troon”, they deserve to get scammed.

No. 601311

>>601303
I thought I was the only one that saw this troon's joanne the scammer shit.

I was so mad, it used to be 30k and now it's 75k. Unbelievable.

No. 601329

>>601306
This. I'm glad these morons are getting scammed.

No. 601354

>>601303
i think about this a lot. how come we don't get free money to spend on plastic surgery, makeup, clothes and hair?

No. 601366

>>601303
>>601216
kek. Good thing I rarely browse /g/

No. 601402

File: 1597090656954.jpg (27.77 KB, 600x584, 107.jpg)

where is elder scrolls 6???? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT TODD HOWARD???

No. 601403

my bf never ever wears lotion and when he put his pants on just now I heard the sandpaper sound of the fabric being dragged against his fucking knees fml

No. 601404

this massive chair i'm in feels like someone has their arms around my shoulders, very warm, very cozy.

No. 601405

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No. 601406

I sit here tearing through tough jamaican beef jerky with my incisors like it’s nothing. I throw that shit back onto my v shaped molars and grind it into a fine paste of spicy sinewy goodness. It’s like chewing through a leather shoe but it is done without effort due to my impressive chompers

No. 601407

>>601402
It’s just going to be a piece of shit like skyrim so why waste the energy

No. 601416

>>601407
>skyrim
>piece of shit
it's not a masterpiece but it's nowhere near bad or even mediocre

No. 601419

>>601416
do you not play games, sis?

No. 601421

>>601405
I feel like I am in this photo, yes

No. 601426

anyone else wonder if all the gendershit is directly related to the internet? and not for the reasons that are obvious. but it feels like since everything is so accessible people have to go out of their way to be unique, when before you could have access to things others didn't and that made you unique in a way.

No. 601432

Not sure if I just had a bad Kit Kat or if they changed the forumla but YUCK. It tasted like feet.

No. 601435

>>601419
i've play simpsons hit and run, yes. whats your favorite game then? i love bethesda games but im not gonna claim that they're for everyone…but their success in the market is not accidental. yes theyre buggy and the quests are badly written but people aren't milking a decade old game with new mods and playthroughs because its a piece of shit, they do it because playing it is enjoyable. inb4 witcher 3 is better than skyrim!!1

No. 601437

>>601426
This take has been around for years, but yeah it's true and obvious

No. 601443

>>601435
Mirrowind and Daggerfall are good, Skyrim sucks ass

No. 601447

>>601443
tbh i agree, they are better written games. it is harder to cope with the graphics and combat tho

No. 601452

>>601437
well usually people are comparing it to being bi, when in reality it's more like being into jfashion or kpop

No. 601489

File: 1597094815418.png (321.44 KB, 379x511, bby.PNG)

Can y'all give me some ideas for Leopard Gecko names? I wanna buy one in a couple months but I'm really bad with names. I don't have a specific type I wanna get yet btw.

No. 601493

>>601489
eliza for a girl

No. 601498

>>601489
keko the gecko

No. 601549

>>601489
Howard
Lizzie
Thomas
Theo
Elizarbeth

No. 601587

it annoys me when people say "oh you generalize but you only hate one person" or variations of it like, no, there's a whole archetype out there and i just happened to experience the worst side of it first hand. not "all x" but "a certain category of x"

No. 601598

File: 1597101187655.jpg (9.04 KB, 185x191, oh.jpg)

I feel like a fucking cumbrain but I just wanna fuck 80s Danny Elfman so bad

No. 601600

>>601489
Leopold or Leo

No. 601603

I'm not even a gamer but when I was a little teenager shit I played Morrowind and it still fills me with nostalgic yearning to this day. Every time the topic comes up I desperately wanna be included in the conversation and wanna out myself as a turbo stan and I feel weirdly sorry for or even misunderstood by people who don't know the game or can't relate to the appeal it had at the time. I remember metaphorically shitting my pants about the creeps in the game, too, and being such a pussy hahaha
Gosh I'm a sperg

No. 601614

I'm so tired. I live in Downtown Chicago and our city is completely destroyed and being looted right now because a police officer shot at a civilian who was SHOOTING THE POLICE OFFICER. I don't know the full story, which means neither do these people who destroyed the place, but all I know is that if what we DO know is that the guy was shooting, that is all the information needed to know that the police had the right to fucking defend themselves. Fuck the cops but not when they're literally trying not to die by someone who was probably unhinged or on a power trip.

We also just had a tornado run through …wtf is happening.

No. 601618

Anons I’m sunburned aaaaaaaaa

No. 601626

anyone else remember in sims 2 when the sims would serve cereal with milk in a huge bowl and then fill several smaller bowls like a soup? that shit was one of the most nonsensical aspects of the whole game

No. 601635

>>601626
I didn't remember this anon but now I'm laffin thank you

No. 601636

I think antidepressants melted my brain and I can feel my brain cells dying every time I take one. I am now dumber than patrick

No. 601637

>>601626
that was so funny. there was lots of weird and silly things in the sims 2. i miss it.

No. 601648

People make fun of aeropostale ever being a thing (me included)but go around wearing gucci belts and fake loui vuitton? And they idolize celebrities that wear high end name brands from head to toe? I don't get it. I'm sick of seeing this shit.

No. 601649

first it was hi cow, then hi scrote, hi tranny, next people will be banned for saying hi finnanon

>>601598
hard agree

No. 601653

>>601618
Wear sunblock for fuck's sake! That bright-ass ball of flaming gases hanging up in the sky? Cancer! Do you want cancer? Of course you fucking don't, dumbass! Apply that god damn sunblock, when you're spending extended periods of time in the sun!

If you haven't already, get some aloe vera gel and apply that to your sunburn. So long as you aren't allergic to it, it usually helps.

No. 601663

I have the stupidest fucking fear of my dog having to be hospitalized and then passing away there. I’m scared she’ll think that I abandoned her in her last moments and that I don’t love her.

No. 601693

File: 1597109623489.jpg (261.09 KB, 1995x1632, 9a58103.jpg)

I have a crush on an idiot.

No. 601695

File: 1597109759646.png (340.69 KB, 1080x1599, Screenshot_20200811-022152~2.p…)

I feel conflicted about this article about a survivor who refuses to wear a face mask. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/aug/10/survivors-say-they-are-being-stigmatised-for-not-wearing-masks
tl;dr masks trigger her and she wants people to be aware of it
On one hand it must be awful for her and nobody should shame her for her trama response but on the other hand I don't think she should be allowed to simply decide she is exempt and put others at risk, imo the article makes survivors look selfish. You can't just waive a exemption form at corona virus, it's unfortunate but if she can't wear a mask to the hairdresser then she will have to wait until masks aren't necessary to get her hair cut, or alternatively find a hairdresser who's comfortable cutting her hair outside whilst she doesn't wear a mask. Immunocompromised people are stuck at home too, she isn't the only one.

No. 601702

>>601695
>it's unfortunate but if she can't wear a mask to the hairdresser then she will have to wait until masks aren't necessary to get her hair cut, or alternatively find a hairdresser who's comfortable cutting her hair outside whilst she doesn't wear a mask.

Correct tbh. If people cant even stop from getting their hair cut in a public salon in the middle of a pandemic, we are fucked. People have completely screwed up priorities. Either compromise, or stay home. Its not that difficult, survivor or not.

No. 601717

>>601695
If you excuse one thing you have to excuse others. Why not asthma sufferers if this? That's just life. Sometimes you gotta suffer a bit for the good of the herd.
Also cutting your hair isn't even something anyone needs.

No. 601743

>>601693
I’m dating an idiot who has serious pairs of shoes that look like those

No. 601776

>>601695
>im triggered

stay inside bitch

No. 601784

>>601695
jfc i hate people like that. just stay home then, idiot. some of us can't breathe in masks and have sensitive skin that gets really inflamed by them and we deal. i'd say to go to therapy and work out your trauma but she'd have to wear a mask.

No. 601811

File: 1597118733176.png (16.54 KB, 390x49, Screen Shot 2020-08-11 at 2.04…)

lmao

No. 601831

I hate sounding like an anti-vaxxer and I always wear one and think people should but I hate wearing a mask so much and the idea people are probably going to have to keep wearing them for years is really depressing. I didn’t realise how much I rely on people’s facial expressions in conversation.

No. 601834

>>601831
it's not going to be years, calm down.

No. 601835

I wish that pinterest had a "dumb as fuck" option when it asks why you're hiding a pin.

No. 601837

>>601835
this, but every social media platform when you hide something

No. 601839

>>601831
the world probably wont even exist by next year at the rate 2020 is going lmao

No. 601846

>>601837
yes please actually this. pinterest not enough.

No. 601847

I just remembered this lipgloss I used to have as a kid. They were squared and the lid would be a certain colour that matched a flower inside. I don't know who made them or even if they're still being made but they were so cute.

No. 601850


No. 601853

File: 1597124971267.jpeg (1.24 MB, 1959x1125, E60C8891-0E96-43D0-8F27-67C4E9…)

Currently watching a documentary on Cambodia and they didn’t dress the extras in traditional Khmer clothes

Look how modern their clothes look, except for the Chinese dude’s

No. 601855

>>601853
ahhh my favorite movie filter, piss yellow.

No. 601856

>>601850
No, they're too square. Idk why I said square when they were rectangular. It had like a little branch of flowers inside as well.

No. 601857

>>601626
Sims 2 will always be the most iconic one tho I will fight anyone

No. 601871

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I think the actor who plays Number 5 is such a cutie

I hope he doesn't grow up into a grosser version of Timothee chalamet

No. 601872

>>601695
This shit makes me so mad. I actually have an exemption from my GP because of my chronic illness but I still wear a mask anyway when I have to go out for groceries, even though it exacerbates my symptoms. Otherwise I stay home. I haven't had a hair cut or my shit waxed since March. If this bitch cared about keeping people safe she'd keep her ass inside.

No. 601899

>>599267
For the longest time, I would confuse Vin Diesel and the Rock with each-other.

No. 601905

I'm falling in love with slowmo and reverb versions of songs. God, they are giving me life.

No. 601908

>>601871
Yeah I can TELL he’s gonna age horribly

No. 601915

>>601871
I've been following him on Twitter for a while and he regularly have spats with his fans lol. He's very enviromentally ~woke~ but it's a typical "richfag detached from reality-woke" and he's constantly pissing people off and full-on arguing, bitching, putting random teens on public blast etc. He's a little shit and I'm sure he's gonna get real shady with age

No. 601928

File: 1597137697266.jpeg (104.63 KB, 506x640, A56329FD-09C0-4A28-941D-8C94D3…)

I WANT A PET DRAGON BUT THEY DONT EXIST

No. 601935

>>601928
I mean… lizards and stuff like that are kind of close? Unless you want them to fly or talk or something

No. 601943

>>601935
Must fly or talk or be at least the size of a dog. I guess I could settle for a crocodile.

No. 601964

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>>601943
You could get a Komodo dragon, they’re big and have the word dragon in their name.

No. 601968

>>601964
They used to think komodo dragons had a venomous bite but it turns out their mouth is just disgusting and full of bacteria so you get infected with them if it bites you

No. 601987

>>601964
Up until last year I thought they were like the size of chameleons or something and in a hypothetical I could kick its ass in one to one combat

Alas I went to the natural history museum and I was shocked and my worldview was drastically altered. I was never the same again

No. 601998

>>601598
>>601649

this is the last place I thought I'd find Oingo Boingo fans

No. 602014

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>>601998
There are many of us yet, join the dead man's party, anon!

No. 602018

>>601303
aren't the people able to see who their money actually goes to when they donate

No. 602020


No. 602021

everytime i'm about to leave for work i always feel like i need to go take a shit. up 2 hours ago? nothing. about to step out the door? feels like shitting.

No. 602032

>>602021
Something similiar happens to me too anon. When I'm on my periods I'd walk around all fine but as soon as I go to the restroom my vagina just releases a butt load of blood all at once. Sometimes I'd have my pants pulled down around to sit on the toilet or in the middle of changing pads and it blood would drip and ruin my panties or clothes.

No. 602047

>>602021
It's your nerves, anon

No. 602051

I wish there was a company that could dump my boyfriend for me. I'd pay upwards of $1000 to not have to do it

No. 602053

File: 1597153062817.gif (527.98 KB, 498x278, tenor.gif)

Didn't notice my antivirus was off for whatever reason and now I had to delete like 4 trojans, im genuinely freaking out and paranoid.

Im hopeful they were just bitcoin miners and im safe but oh dear sweet beezejus i want to die right now.

No. 602055

>>602051
I'd do it for free

No. 602057

>>601871
He is just such a good actor and a cutie, has that schwartzman dude vibe to him, like a wes anderson boy. He'll probably age badly but hope to see him get even better at his job, isn't he into music too?

No. 602060

>>602057
He's fucking terrible at singing, but he's genuinely passionate about it, its a bit endearing.

He's probably going to turn out a piece of shit, he already has an attitude problem and treats his teenage fans like absolute garbage, heck it would be the best outcome if hes just a stuck up hipster like Schwartzmann.

No. 602065

I’ve been struggling when it comes to beginning my work that I have to get done. The way I solved it was by taping a bit of paper over my desktop clock so I don’t have to look at the time. It’s made it feel like im not wasting time as much, I can start when I’m ready and I don’t have to be as conscious over how long I spend doing it. I guess im posting this encase anyone else is struggling but I didn’t know which thread to put it in so here it goes.

No. 602074

how the fuck do I rest sunglasses on my head without them immediately becoming caught in my hair? I literally lift them up there for a second, place them as carefully as I can, and then when I try to lower them down onto my face there is ALWAYS some hair that's caught and I have to tug and faff about for like 3 minutes. Am I literally this retarded?

No. 602077

>>602074
off topic but you’re a Britbong aren’t you

No. 602079

“Sorry” doesn’t even sound like an actual word anymore after watching this

No. 602082

>>602079
Big YouTubers in general are fucking trash.

No. 602106

File: 1597159063191.jpeg (62.88 KB, 935x180, BE1EBF40-E155-4AE7-88F0-2FF599…)

saw this in a yt comment thought it was funny

No. 602123

Almost every thumbnail for Good Mythical More is soy face lmfao i hate when they get recommended to me

No. 602126

I want to learn the choreography in this but I feel embarrassed if I put the time into learning a dance from an MMD video

No. 602144

Many NEETs here? Men don't seem to appreciate neet gfs

No. 602145


No. 602158

>>602126
Well the dance is originally from P4 dancing all night so at least you'd be learning a dance from a game and not an mmd?

No. 602179

>>602144
>Why don't men want lazy retards who don't do anything with their life?

No. 602186


No. 602209

>>602144
Who gives a shit? NEET men are a cancer.

No. 602295

I feel like I was 80% of the relationshit posts in the vent thread since earlier this year. My boyfriend would threaten to kill himself and my cats if I left, he'd come and pick me up from wherever I was staying when I'd leave and he'd cry like a baby for a good hour about not having anyone besides me and my family.
I just wanted to say that I've finally said it was fully over, there's nothing left and if he wants to play hardball I'm so down. He took it pretty well, albeit while sobbing. I feel free. I feel terrible, don't get me wrong. It feels like firing an employee right before the holidays or something, but I feel relief.

This was absolutely no fun. I hope the rest of my year is nice and filled with lil treats.

No. 602309

>>602295
Thank fuck.

No. 602313

>>602309
Nta but this reply is absolutely fucking killing me.
Good luck to op, I hope the future is filled with peace for you.

No. 602340

I’ll be going to this local pool with some friends, which means I’ll have to shave my legs. Haven’t touched them with a razor since December though. Am I dumb for thinking of making up an excuse to keep my fuzzy legs and not go? I just wish I didn’t care about what others think, so I can be a Sasquatch in peace.

No. 602344

>>602340
>I’ll have to shave my legs
Says who?
>Am I dumb for thinking of making up an excuse to keep my fuzzy legs and not go?
Yes you are, just go. The less you shave the less you'll worry about it, and most people will stop asking, if they ever ask at all to begin with.
If anyone gives you shit for it tell them you don't take beauty advice from someone who looks like they piss themselves for attention.

No. 602348

>>602340
if you don't want to shave, don't. i think people who like shaving should be able to shave but people who don't should be able not too. i like shaving and wouldn't want to feel pressured into not doing it cause of my friends. (i used to get shit for shaving my arms cause omg anon only whores do that!) i think your friends shouldn't expect you to adhere to their societal expectations either way.

No. 602351

>>602344
i was with you until the cringy 3rd grader tier insults.

No. 602354

>>602351
Then use your own, I'm not your mom.

No. 602363

File: 1597180072468.jpeg (Spoiler Image,14.48 KB, 163x200, D1D9006C-7D61-4464-A0D4-455BA5…)

>post engagement photos
>”she looks too young to be married”
>mom’s friends all comment “yes omg too young where’d the time go!”
>be me 25 years old

No. 602365

>>602354
thank god for that. my mom has better comebacks.

No. 602377

When a guy refers to women as ‘females’ it icks me out. Might sound weird but most of the time my gut is right and they turn out to be raging misogynists.

No. 602395

>>602344
No one explicitly tells me to but it still feels uncomfortable. I guess you’re right and I’ll have to deal with their faces of terror.

>>602348
Lmao I relate to that, guys made fun of my hairy arms, while the girls made fun of me for shaving them afterwards

No. 602399

>>602363
why is everyone on this site obsessed with looking like a 14 year old girl

No. 602406

I really want to get into this girl because I liked her video style essays on jfashion and sustainability in fashion but she does not dress herself in a flattering way. She hand makes a lot of her clothes but you can tell that they're really low quality and make her look frumpy. In this video in particular the bra she's wearing makes her boobs look tragic. Feels bad because she seems like a nice intelligent girl.

No. 602407

Checked up on my social media crush, cute butch fashiony girl. Fucking anachan tier troon now. Hold me.

No. 602411

File: 1597183397032.png (2.38 MB, 1950x1010, Screen Shot 2020-08-11 at 6.01…)

>>602406
christ you weren't kidding, this stuff is hideous. the handmade stuff is sooooo ill fitting

No. 602418

>>602406
I watched a couple of her videos and thought the EXACT same thing. The way she styles her hair and her clothing is very dowdy, I actually found it a bit distracting.

No. 602514

I was on ic awhile ago and there was a scrote on there who showed their loli drawings to their mom. I really don't know if it was a meme but he said that they were pretty scantily clad and the mom was weirded out by how young they looked. Imagine giving birth to a scrote and it drawing loli porn how ever many year later.

No. 602515

>>602514
Imagine giving birth to a scrote
>Fuck u mom I didn't ask to be born
Well you shan't be you little shit

No. 602516

>>602514
> Imagine giving birth to a scrote
Ew

No. 602577

File: 1597199609099.jpg (153.43 KB, 1080x688, Screenshot_20200802-230354__01…)

Is this because I looked up boogaloos that one time

No. 602580


No. 602584

Phantom symptoms are real. I felt 20 min ago and suddenly I thought that it might be covid. Now my nose feels stuffy and my throat feels sore. I feel like it's all not legit though and my brain is playing tricks on me.

No. 602586

File: 1597200314912.jpg (458.56 KB, 1080x796, Screenshot_20200811-214057.jpg)

>>601928
I want a dragon husband

No. 602588

>>601928
same omg ive always wished i could have a dragon friend (the asian kind cause they look cooler than the fairytale ones) maybe one day there will be holographic dragon pets or something

No. 602592

>>602577
Robin DiAngelo KEK

No. 602595

Asked my bf to grab me a beer while he was out because I wanted something cold to sip on while I meal prepped. Bless his heart, he got me a nice fruit sour which I absolutely love….. But it's not cold!!!!!!!!!

No. 602601

>>602584
You can't catch covid from phantoms retard

No. 602616

>>602601
Ben Shapiro’s wife (who is a doctor) said you could though

No. 602643

File: 1597204544031.png (94.12 KB, 400x183, a1bee2c82c6570b07e3eff79154040…)

these dni's just keep getting longer lol

No. 602647

>>602643
Tf does endo system mean?

No. 602649

It's 5 am I can't sleep send help

No. 602651

>>602584
Thought I was having a heart attack this morning but it turned out I was just an idiot

No. 602655

I don't know how to explain this but I love fake food, you know the realistic plastic play food you get as a child? I had a Mc Donalds set and I still remember the patty and the buns, once I went to Strong National Museum of Play and I was a teenager, I remember walking through the halls in one of those miny grocery stores.
I even love fake food brands from games like Fallout, I know this sounds retarded but I do.

No. 602658

>>602647
endocrine system? kek

No. 602667

>>602655
Me too I stopped and looked at some that was on display at the store last night kek

No. 602669

File: 1597208364987.jpg (73.49 KB, 800x600, 2e75fb29-50b2-4e35-8550-5f22a2…)

i use this as my pfp on my burner ig account that I use to fight with men and they always say something about how I probably look as dumb as her trying to argue with them like… yeah? the joke is that cher from clueless is on her 90s computer arguing with you? you just described the joke congrats sick burn lmao

No. 602672

my toys came in but i'm on my period and i'm just not brave enough

No. 602683

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>>601693

anon with the crush reporting back in: ladies, please bury me. i tried to flirt and it went so horribly my face has been red for 10 minutes. idk if i can talk to him again. he tried to reject me softly and i was obliviously continued!! the shame haha oh man uh oh

No. 602686

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I started watching Its Always Sunny a few months ago but I had to stop watching it because my feelings got hurt everytime they made fun of Dee's body because everything about her body they bully her for is something that's wrong with my body. I feel really dumb for it and I really miss watching it cause it gave me good laffs but they bodyshame her for being tall and skinny and having big hands so much and it ruins the rest of the episode for me and also the rest of my day. Even when someone tells me they watch Sunny I feel like "they laugh at those jokes, they're laughing at me, they're laughing at my body" which is so retarded but I can't help it cause I'm really sensitive about that stuff because I got bullied for those things on a regular basis as a child. I just want to be able to watch Charlie Day huff paint out of a sock and yell about spiders and rape without having to think about how weird and ugly my body is and how people are probably laughing about it in their heads or behind my back.

No. 602688

>>602686
Watch a little everyday and then say to your yourself some nice and true affirmations in front of a mirror.
Some DYI exposition therapy?

No. 602722

I'm >>602649. It's officially morning now and I have to get shit done. I'll see how long I can go before my body convinces itself to sleep

No. 602729

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>>602686
Aw anon you shouldn't take it so personally, don't miss out on the greatness that is Always Sunny for no good reason! The joke isn't that she actually has a bad body, it's that they're just absurdly, OTT mean to her and you have to admit it's funny for lines like pic related. Also she's literally married to Mac irl so he obviously doesn't mean it when he writes it. Being tall and skinny is conventionally attractive, don't worry.

No. 602732

Should I buy myself a fentanyl patch to see what's the fuss is about? I'm bored with life and bordering on suicidal anyway. WCGW?

No. 602734

I just want a rich, polite, respectful sugar daddy who pays for my therapy and takes me places and does fun activities with me in his home. I wouldn't mind having sex with an old man as long as he showers because I've done that shit for free.

No. 602736

>>602734
i have one of those. they are really great honestly.

No. 602737

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Ohmigosh one of my favorite bands, Misthyrming is coming to my city next year I can't wait! I will finally see my husbando in flesh!!! Yeah I know I'm a creep! I hope they'll play their first album which I can't spell the name of in its entirety! And I'm gonna buy all the merch!!!
>>602683
Sorry about your failure and thanks for the nice reaction pic I love it

No. 602738

>>602736
Where did you find him anon?

No. 602742

I love seeing photos of people who describe themselves as hot shit and then finding out they are actually ugg.

No. 602747

File: 1597224167838.gif (883.05 KB, 201x200, tllm.gif)

>>602736
WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM ANON

No. 602799

Every once in a while the area on my forehead, well, closer to the brows, starts to burn and be super dry. No idea what causes it but it's super annoying since I have to slap on extra moisturizer.

No. 602809

>>602742
I know this obese twitter ho that never shuts up about starting fights and acts like she’s hot shit but she’s like 5’1 and looks like she heavy mouth breathes only. I can’t read her social media without thinking about how she waddles.

No. 602815

>>602643
Endogenic system. Basically those people who claim to have DID without any traumatic experineces

No. 602828

>>602647
I hate that I know this but an "endo" system is a multiple system that was not created from trauma, aka someone who claims to be a system but does not have DID. Basically, it's someone who LARPs that their OCs are real people in their head without needing to make up some fake Soren Hayes-esque trauma narrative on top of it.

No. 602834

Freshly opened boxes of tissues are too full. Trying to pull one out and it, plus the next three, come out with it and tear. Terrible design.

No. 602846

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>>602655
In Japan they have stores full of their famous plastic replicas of food, maybe you could find some good videos of those online? They really have everything in those.
I feel the same way about tiny replicas of food. Everything from children's toys, bjd's accessories to this stupid set of promotional items that the bougie supermarket in my country gave out, it all pushes a button in my brain that makes me want to hold it.

No. 602848

>>602846
I am obsessed with tiny items like this. Japan is amazing. Also, i want to say that i work at starbucks as we use REAL FOOD every day for the display case and toss it every single night. That type of waste makes zero sense to me when we could just have plastic replicas of the food like Japan does.

No. 602874

Anons I may experience my first kiss soon, maybe I have no idea. I'm super nervous, I feel like vomiting but I am also excited. I'm 19 this should have happened years ago but now it actually might happen and I'm freaking out. Is it normal to feel this giddy? Does kissing feel weird? I feel like a child, holy shit.

No. 602875

I really miss the way I used to use the internet when I was 10-14. My only "social media" was MSN and Habbo Hotel, otherwise I would just spend hours browsing niche-interest websites and writing long essays about different topics for fun. I'm trying to get back to that by spending most of my time on Wikipedia and online book databases. I should've probably stayed in academia, now that I think about it.

No. 602885

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>>602734
>>602736
>Le prostitutes join the chat.

No. 602891

>>602885
>le
What are we scrotes now?

No. 602957

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I can't stop laughing at this and then fell down the rabbit hole of laughing at more of their downfalls. Doctors are brilliant. I'm pretty sure the OP in this image also went to a Dr. Chet in Taiwan. I would shake that doctor's hand and buy him dinner just to laugh about this sort of shit. Damn

No. 602961

>>602732
Where are you buying fentanyl patches? Asking for a friend.

No. 602963

>>602957
I hate fetishisizing toons but I can’t even laugh at this. I just feel really sad. I imagine how awful I would feel if I mutilated my body thinking it was going to be fine just to be so disconnected and feel like a monster and know I can never go back and that I hurt my healthy body. It makes me feel so small just imagining that situation fuck

No. 602970

>>602963
My troon brother is going into bottom surgery next week. He's always been sheltered, never lived away from my parents and is high-key an autist. I feel anxious but I can't help but think
>maybe if it fucks up he'll finally kill himself

No. 602974

>>602957
this isn't laughable at all. i hate trannies and am gc myself, but it's disgusting that doctors get away with shit like this. just think of what terrible things they can do to women if they are doing this to men.

No. 602975

>>602970
R u ok

No. 602980

>>602957
This is so sick and sad, wow. How do you even come back from this.

No. 602983

>>602957
All the radfems on twitter are crying about this and i never felt the urge to tell someone to shut thr fuck up more. He deserves everything that happened to him. I think he killed himself too lol, good riddance

No. 602985

I found a nice painting of a girl that looks almost exactly like me but slightly better and it made me have a moment where I got this "am I awake right now?"-feeling like when my weird ass dreams pretend to be awake-reality before they spring some survival horror type shit on me.

Am I real?

No. 602993

>>602963
i feel bad as well, untile I read, "Dick girl" and I slightly felt less bad, but I still bad. It's funny how they can't admit the reason men wanted them was because they were a feminized male instead of a "Girl with a dick".

No. 602995

>>602993
and the worst part is, for every troon that hears the truth, there's going to be about 20 telling them it's just like the real thing, that all the lesbians an straight men will want them. Sad cycle.

No. 602996

>>602957
It wouldn’t surprise me if all the other trans people just deserted this person and made them feel like it was all their own fault that the surgery didn’t work out. Trans people don’t acknowledge detrans people or other trans people whose surgeries failed, because it doesn’t agree with their “surgery/hormone pills solve everything“ narrative.

No. 602999

Anyone LOVE the Goosebumps covers? or just the Goosebumps in general? If I ever get the money, i'm buying all the goosebump books and the OG Baby Sitter's club books (fuck netflix for that wack ass show they have on their btw)

No. 603005

>>602963
>>602974
>>602975
It's their own fault and they deserve it.

No. 603011

>>602999
Love them, I reference them all the time in conversation to this day and collected the original Fear Street series. The artwork was so dreamlike to me, what a good choice of an illustrator

No. 603019

>>602957
I cannot feel bad for him. It's the kind of situation where the level of stupidity is revolting.

No. 603022

>>602999
YES! I get compliments on my very simple Goosebumps shirt (logo only) shirt all the time and have read almost all the books and watched every episode on Netflix. It's too fun. Nostalgia glasses or not, I'm always down to watch and make others watch it with me or have a comfort read.

No. 603035

>>602060
this kid singing makes me want to commit an hero.

No. 603036

>>602729
>it's that they're just absurdly, OTT mean to her
I know that but I don’t feel like that’s why people think it’s funny, maybe half of the reason they think it’s funny.

No. 603040

>>603022
Link to shirt? Neeed

No. 603074

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these covers from goosebumps scared the shit out of me, there's so many amazing covers.

No. 603075

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>>603074
I also love the TV show episode of "Say cheese and Die!".
I remember at bookfairs i'd just stare at the covers of the book, so mad that I couldn't afford them because they always had ones the library didn't have.

No. 603087

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>>603074
same! it’s funny how as a kid those books used to seem like the absolute pinnacle of literature (at least to me). I can remember being legitimately surprised at some of cliff-hanger/twist endings each book had lol

No. 603094

>>603087
these arts needs to be made into shirts, they are amazing and I'll still get drunk and read or watch some goosebumps.
I remember the episode called, "An Old story" i was literally about old ladies feeding young boys Prune Cookies so they could age into old men, so the aunt could whore her nephews to her old thristy friends.

No. 603097

>>602957
On other hand I feel bad and can't imagie how terrible it must be to live with a regret like that but on other hand my sympathy is limited because I have hard time feeling sorry for men who view my existence as a woman inherently degrading and humiliating (see the sissy humiliaton fetishes) and they did this to themselves while chasing their misogynist image of womanhood and fetishes.

No. 603116

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I have been sort of following the DevaCurl drama, wasn’t sure where to put this but…Ayesha Malik and Stephanie Mero are two mini moo cows who have been totally exploiting this whole situation for attention.

Ayesha vaguely claimed a few months ago she had “shaved” all her hair off then magically reappears with a full head of curls this past week. Now she is saying DC gave her hearing loss so she has to wear hearing aids for the rest of her life.

And she’s a cringy SJW zealot who thinks she is so uwu special because she screeched some words at Priyanka Chopra for being an “Indian nationalist”. https://mobile.twitter.com/Spishaa/status/1160591249482514433?s=19

Stephanie claims DC causes miscarriages and a litany of whole other issues like hormonal imbalances, menstrual issues, and infertility. She then spams cringy “Dear Deva…” type videos on YouTube going off on the company and even nearly begging them to sue her, suggesting a hair care company might snipe her for “speaking out” like this is the goddamn FBI or something.

I do believe DevaCurl is causing hair loss etc but these two bitches are not doing the curly world any favors by being so goddamn autistic about their hair and these shitty products.

No. 603118


No. 603119

>>603116
Glad I'm too poor for devacurl and settled for shea moisture instead.

No. 603142

I wish there was an anti-sexism academy irl…..
Also the cutscene in this mv was too realistic lol

No. 603149

>>602874
had my first kiss a bit ago, felt like mashing 2 mouths together, 0/10, actually upset and feel like something is wrong with me

No. 603152

>>603149
it's ok anon, kissing also doesnt feel like much to me

No. 603158

>>603149
Maybe that person was a bad kisser? I’ve kissed 50-ish guys and some of them were just terrible and other were amazing.

Also, I’ve posted such retarded shit online this week it makes me want to rip my eyes out. I can only blame it on a weird response to a happening and a shitton of alcohol

No. 603185

I just got trolled venting about an ex, but maybe it's karma because I've been using his justeat account to order food for the past few months lol

No. 603188

>>603149
A lot of guys are unpleasantly bad at kissing, literally like mouth rape with unexpectedly shoving their tongue down your throat, so yeah definitely don't judge from one kiss. Try a few guys and practice. It can be very nice depending on who you kiss.

No. 603205

>>603188
he didn't do any of that, it just felt like absolutely nothing and like i have no clue what's going on and what to do. god i hate being an old virgin.

>>603152
fucking hollywood deceiving us again ree

No. 603225

>>603149
>>603205
Had my first kiss few months ago. Was immensely disappointed and thought there's something wrong with me. Complained to all my close friends. It was just like, a thing that happened, wasn't hot, felt weird.
BUT I kinda learnt to like it. Mostly because I started to like the person more. It's actually an exercise of intimacy for me now. I don't really kiss outside of foreplay.
If you don't know what to do, follow his lead. The best way to learn is to kiss an experienced kisser and emulate everything they're doing. When you gain more confidence, it's actually fun.

No. 603232

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I'm gonna sleep outside on my balcony today. I've got cozy music, some candles and a nice view over the city I live in. It's really nice and I'm wondering why I haven't done this before. Also hoping for shooting stars since there were some yesterday

No. 603238

File: 1597274054862.gif (1.21 MB, 600x450, ezgif-6-ec1682cb071a.gif)

I love this pic and all that it stands for

No. 603269

It's really fucked up how some of us will lead really happy, priviledged lives while some of us will live mediocre lives, while some of us will live miserable lives. I get it's the way life is but it's just crazy to me that some of us will be born into wealth, have beautiful features, have great intelligence, and have supportive families while some of us will have none of that , or even worse, some will be born with severe mental or physical disabilities.

It makes it even more fucked when you add religion into the equation. Religious people always say everything is a test and that all that matters is the after life but it's like… you're telling me some people get to have fun here on earth and go to heaven while others have to go through hell, just to end up in the same heaven?

I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm having an existential crisis I think kek.

No. 603291

My dad can be a real fucking headache and manchild sometimes and it's truly the absolute worst bits of him and makes him unbearable during those times, but at the end of the day I'm still grateful that he's my dad. We have fun banter back and forth and we're like each other's partner in crime when it comes to certain things and teasing my mom, I can talk freely with him and scold him about things (tho sometimes he'll flip out like a child lmao), and I came out to him years ago and he's been okay with it and dutifully kept it a secret from my mom (who is extremely traditional and we both agreed it'd be best to not let her know). I wish there are some things he would change, but the worst parts of him are all prevalent in all of my uncles from his side, except they have little redeeming quality about them so lol. I guess I lucked out that I got the least worst of the bunch.

No. 603292

Because of quarantine, I spend up to 12 hours a day on my phone. Now my wrists fucking hurt, and I can’t handle gripping things. I used to be able to lift really heavy stuff, and now I can’t without my wrists cramping or some shit. I think I’ve developed carpal tunnel. I still spend 12 hours a day on my phone kek

No. 603293

>>603269
Thinking about unfair the world is and how much of a crap shoot your birth is always fucks me up. This place fucking sucks

No. 603294

>>603269
Just remember…people don't ask to be born as they are. And people can lose everything they have in the blink of an eye, the poor become the rich, the cycle continues on and on and on until the end of time, whenever that is. At the end of the day, we will all grow old and die and no one will remember us, no one will care, the worms will eat our wealth and beauty and we will just be another speck in this gigantic universe, probably the fertilizer for another generation of weirdos and idiots to kill each other and hate one another for things they didn't choose.

No. 603302

File: 1597283990506.png (7.52 KB, 360x282, phatpussyorthroat.png)

what does it say about me that i thought this was a vulva at first glance kek

No. 603307

>>603302
I get vulva and uvula mixed up often and this was one of those instances

No. 603319

Wish me luck please.

We found the perfect townhouse with everything we need, EVERYTHING we need and we're waiting to hear back. Fuck I just want to glow up!!!!

No. 603320

>>603319
Good luck anon!!

No. 603322

so weird to think about the huge dip in school shootings in america this year…

No. 603327

>>603322
a new school year's about to start though

No. 603340

I bought three mini-mini cheesecakes tonight at the supermarket. A strawberry one and two wild berries. I would eat one now if they weren’t slightly frozen. I love cheesecake

No. 603341

>>603340
That sounds so delicious. Enjoy anon

No. 603344

File: 1597293393882.png (173.14 KB, 459x337, mmm.png)

THE MALES ARE TINY AND PALE AND DEGENERATE UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN GONADS

No. 603361

>>602961
On the dim intertubes, in the kingdom trade, if you must know.

No. 603366

File: 1597300011826.gif (1.69 MB, 540x300, 7579e932729d61ea7a3a3bcda9ff76…)

I don't know what is it about The Alienist, but I want more!
1896 costumes, gruesomes crimes, early butcherlike psychiatry, Dakota Fanning, classy décors, the great photography, groomed moustaches…
I just want moar, moar, moar.

No. 603367

Whenever I skip eating spicy food for a prolonged time and then start eating it again, my bowels freak out. Yesterday I ate a hamburger with jalapeno in it for the first time in months and today I woke up at 5 feeling like my intestines are being tied into a knot. Then I went to the toilet and shat my soul out

No. 603374

I have this really cute guy who messaged me yesterday to hook up. We've hooked up several times, and oh boy was the dick godly. But now that I have my birth control implant, I have the libido of a 87 years old granny. My mind says yes but my vajayjay says no. I wanna die.

No. 603378

Good afternoon anons. I just gotta say thank you guys for tolerating me.

No. 603380

>>603366
Was it good? I missed out on TV but I just plan on watching it the “You wouldn’t download a car” way

No. 603381

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>>603378
you’re welcome bitch

No. 603389

>>603366
loved it too, only this 'look at our poor emancipated female protag being forced into a corset` scene was bullshit… cosets are qutie comfy and nobody wore them directly on their skin ugh

No. 603399

It always makes me lol when people cry and accuse people of stalking them on the internet and then you look at what they're crying about and it's like… their posts. That they made.

Like this is literally not stalking. YOU posted this shit to the internet and now you're getting upset that people have seen it and are talking about it? lol remember when everyone accepted that anything they posted to the internet was permanent and could be seen by anyone? Maybe if you don't want people to know personal things about you, don't post that shit online?

No. 603404

>>603399
It's stalking when you come back everyday and obsessively look at it. It's stalker mentality.

No. 603405

>>603404

AYRT: Agreed, that's absolutely when it's time to stop and disengage for everyone's safety. I just think it's funny when cows act like strangers are going through their trash can and taking pictures of them through their windows when they're the ones supplying all the milk.

It's not their fault for posting incredibly personal details to their public instagram with 1k+ followers, it's YOUR FAULT for looking at it!! The mental gymnastics of it all

No. 603414

I'm going to meet my ldr for the first time today. I have to pick him up early and it will be cold. I will still dress cute regardless. We're both kind of fat, I just hope I look like my pictures. Godspeed.

No. 603417

>>603405
>>603404
Fuck off back to twitter

No. 603420

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mfw my life doesn't improve on its own after I do absolutely nothing to improve it

No. 603432

>>603420
I feel you anon.

No. 603439

>>603420
feeling both of you

No. 603441

>>603232
Did you get eaten by mosquitoes please report anon

No. 603530

>>603399
i always say this lol people will get upset and talk about internet "stalkers" yet they share every detail of their life online

No. 603558

Just met my boyfriend I met on discord and it's fucking weird. Like I can talk with him super easily but I don't know how to feel romantically? Maybe it's just nervousness. Is that normal?

No. 603562

>>603558
Samefag, I'm kind of liking the feeling that it doesn't have to be romantic right away. I'm not where I want to be in my life, so we can each do our own thing but with each other. Just not romantically.

No. 603574

>>603558
I met a guy friend from online in real life. I had a major crush on him before meeting him. But when we met the vibe was just BFF and I never was able to feel romantically towards him again. That’s why dating people online is a bad idea.

No. 603576

>>603574
I don't have any other friends so I'm kind of fine with that. He had to move to my city for some personal stuff with his family so I'm letting him room with me until he gets settled.

It will be nice to have a super close friend.

No. 603577

>>603576
I hope it goes well! I’m still close friends with that guy, so I don’t regret it at all

No. 603680

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Hi, hopefully soon to be former NEET here. I just got my 1st job interview ever, for a call centre, and I have no idea what to expect?? What kind of questions do they normally ask? What the fuck do I answer if they ask me "what's a stressful situation you had and how did you deal with it?" when I can't even come up with anything more stressful than "oh fuck I forgot to do this assignment and the deadline is in a couple hours"?
Also my social skills are -100 and my communication skills are even worse when I speak because my ADHD makes me be all over the place, mix up words and say nonsense. How do I pretend I'm an adjusted member of society?
I also really don't want this job lol it's a part time job, so the pay will be shit, but I guess I can't complain because I have no job experience.

No. 603685

>>603680
Honestly if you have the option to do so, look for something better, call centres are pure horror.

No. 603699

>>603680
Common questions…
>Why do you want this job?
>What are you strengths?
>What is your biggest weakness?
>How would you de-escalate a customer?
>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>What are you looking to get out of this job?
For a call center they likely won't actually care about your answers and just want to make sure you have a nice enough voice, follow their procedures and don't seem insane.

No. 603706

>>603685
I'm aware, I just sent my CV here just because, since no other company was even reading my CV and I thought this wasn't going to be the exception. In hindsight, I shouldn't have sent it there kek
Other than the pay being bad, I haven't read good things about this company. They were on the news during quarantine because the workers went on a strike after they weren't given any safety measures. I would also need to do a non remunerated 3/4 week training and the few reviews I could find online weren't good either.
I already scheduled the meeting to tomorrow at 9am, so I don't think I can back down now. My last hope is them noticing just how bad of a choice I am because phone calls give me anxiety, and not give me the job, but seeing call centres will just employ anyone… I'm fucked kek
The only good things about it is that I don't have to work on weekends and that it's close to where I live. Other than that, it's all negative.
I'm still going to be sending CVs to to other places, but covid is hitting hard again where I live so retail is a bit fucked atm.
>>603699
>Why do you want this job?
>What are you strengths?
>What is your biggest weakness?
mfw I have no idea what to answer to these type of questions.

No. 603715

Can't believe I would actually tag dumb ass trigger warnings on Tumblr because each and every one of my followers had an issue.

tw gatorade
tw C*nada
tw bowl
(not real tw I tagged)
I can just imagine myself now if someone asked me that now.
Just a "No." and then get cancelled.

No. 603718

>>603715
Get cancelled then pussy, you're part of the problem

No. 603720


No. 603721

>>603706
I have a dumb summerjob at a laundromat and they literally hire anyone, even people who don't even speak our language or lazy obese fucks even though it's a physically taxing job. Not saying you should run to the nearest laundromat to apply, but there's more options than just call centres for jobs that will hire just about anyone.

Also, there's a lot of resources online for good answers on these types of standard interview questions, just google it.

Anyway, if you want to back out of the meeting you totally can, or you can go and just not sign a contract and tell them you're no longer interested.

No. 603729

>>603706
Honestly just make something up for the stressful situation question. That's what I did. But I had also lied about previous jobs I allegedly had before the interview, and had convincing people to use as fake references.

>Why do you want this job?

Find a way to tie this back to what the call center relates to. For example, my friend worked a call center for various salons/spas. For that, I'd tie it back to being excited to be able to monetize something you already enjoy like beauty in her case (even though she didn't give a shit about beauty stuff) and feeling confident in being able to effectively communicate with ppl who clearly have those shared interests since they're seeking those services. Might not work for you depending on this call center though.
>What are your strengths?
Say you're good at thinking on your feet and mediating conflict/relating to and resolving people's concerns easily. You could tie this into the stressful situation question and make up a scenario where you acted as a mediator of sorts or stopped someone (esp a customer) from getting angry or starting conflict with your quick thinking and people skills.
>What is your biggest weakness?
It's def a cliche, and obv straight from your ass, but you could always pick the classic "I'm a perfectionist/too concerned with getting all the details right". Or you could go with an honest answer and put a positive spin on it. I used that I sometimes get distracted/too caught up in chatting with customers that I fall a little behind on other duties. Sounds like a dumb answer, but they actually liked that because this place is big on making the customer happy, having good Yelp reviews, all that, so it ended up making me seem more likeable and personable.

For any interview, figure out the type of person they want working there and just pretend to be that. I know it's not easy, especially if you're bad at lying, but that's really the only advice I can give

No. 603743

>>603715
>tfw gatorade

LMAO
Tumblr really is something else

No. 603744

>>603721
Normally I'd agree with you that there's more jobs than call centres available, but right now because of covid there's nothing else. A few retail offers here and there, but it's mostly just call centres and sketchy mlm/pyramid schemes ~be your own boss~ type of scams.
I'll probably turn down the offer because the more info I find about this company, the worse it looks.

>>603729
>Find a way to tie this back to what the call center relates to.
problem is, this is some sort of multinational that has a billion different companies working for them, nothing specific, so I doubt I can somehow tie it back to them.
Is being honest and saying something like "I choose this job because it's a good choice for someone without working experience, and since it's a part time, it leaves me time to focus on hobbies/studies" good? Or is that the worst answer possible?

No. 603761

File: 1597345026336.jpg (34.03 KB, 500x380, e6340e1ecd9bc31e7d8a6c412daed8…)

Brushing my teeth is a blessing. I mean I get to SCRUB my teeth with TOOTHSOAP like you would scrub your bathroomtiles clean with soap and hot water or something. And then your teeth are all nice and clean and you're left with a minty breath. I love it, brushing teeth is the best.

No. 603778

>>603761
You know what, you're right. People used to brush their teeth with twigs, we're so lucky to have actual toothpaste

No. 603799

>>603761
>>603778
So true. Makes me realize how I've taken modern oral health tools for granted. Do you regularly use mouthwash after brushing?

No. 603801

File: 1597348226826.jpg (Spoiler Image,33.34 KB, 640x452, nsfl.jpg)

>>600508

This post made me want to know where they are these days and I found this:

>The world hasn't really seen more of AbLisa, but they saw a lot of Abbey shortly after the audition. She did a topless shoot for The Sunday Sport.



>Abbey was also interviewed by her local newspaper and admitted she wished she "never done X Factor."


>She said: “The whole experience was overwhelming and the incident has now put a lot of stress on my family. My mum told me not to go on the show and now I wish I had listened to her. Because of what happened Lisa and I, who used to do virtually everything together, aren’t friends any more and there are groups being set up on Facebook, saying I deserve a slap, which is horrible.


>"These people really need to watch the show and see what happened before they make comments. Although I have anger issues I don’t just randomly hit people. I just want to say sorry to Lisa and her mum and also to the judges because I was back-chatting a lot during the audition which I regret.”


https://thetab.com/uk/2018/10/10/iconic-x-factor-auditions-where-are-they-now-83612

No. 603827

>>603801
Jesus that is so embarassing

No. 603850

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I’m starting to get annoyed by how many guys just initiate sex by grabbing my wrist and putting my hand on their dick..

No. 603856

>>603850
Don't go along with it

No. 603858

>>603856
I will though, bc I get so little human contact in any other context. Just mildly annoying.

No. 603860

My sister looks exactly like Abby Shapiro and is also trad but in the vein of a different Abrahamic religion. Weird.

No. 603877

Has anyone used a clicker to train a dog? I only give mine treats and it seems to work fine, but I'm wondering if clicking makes it any easier since it's my 1st time training a puppy.
And while I'm at it, how are you supposed to potty train? He's 4 months old only (although quite big because he's a mastiff), but he seemed to be learning to hold it in. These past few days tho he's going back to peeing inside instead of waiting for his walk or asking to go out. He also pees and poops at night but I guess that's normal.

No. 603880

>>603761
I absolutely hate the feeling of brushing my teeth and even though I lovehaving clean teeth and a fresh mouth it's barely a motivation to brush them twice a day. I feel so gross sometimes because of this.

No. 603881

I don't want to have a baby but sometimes I just wanna hold one really badly

No. 603882

I swear to god men are treated as kings in society
no one, barely any one at all says a word about the millions of women that gain weight for fat fetish men, how many feeder boyfriends have fed their girlfriends to death, but all of the sudden when the roles are reversed it's evil and this man needs to be saved as if he isn't choosing to do this for himself?

over 90% of men nowadays want to see women practically die by choking, bondage, etc just to get off, men have been encouraging women to kill themselves and people just scream "uwu don't kink shame" but now it's mens turn to have a bunch of people get off to them dying and NOW everyone wants to step in???

No. 603889

>>603882
There was a gay man that killed his submissive partner by getting him to inject silicone into his balls and that got several long live streams dedicated to it by youtubers. The same guys love big fake titties and subby babygirls with masters.. they are that blind.

No. 603895

>>603882
It's kind of like how men objectify women all the time but they find it creepy/gross when it happens to them. Unlike women, men arent stupid enough to let it happen. I hate to say it but it's TRUE.

No. 603901

>>603895
People only speak out if it happens to men
women have been domestically abused for centuries, now that women are abusing men too everyone makes it about men
women have been raped and sexually assaulted for centuries and now that it happens to men to that's when people decide to speak up
maybe we can traffick men and posts their rapes on pornhub and then they'll start caring about the amount of sex trafficking, rape and child rape that happens in porn

No. 603910

>>603895
Anyone else remember when kit harington came out years ago crying about feeling objectified? like really upset by it.

No. 603912

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>>603901
Lol it’s so true.

No. 603914

>>603901
tbh I don't think that's the case. Women aren't raping or abusing men in anywhere near high enough numbers to cause a legitimate outcry. People are only outraged about women's supposed crimes when they hear women being vocal about men's crimes. Literally the only motive of a
>but women do ____ too! What about the male victims!
is to silence women talking about men doing that thing, and distract from the discussion entirely. They pretend women are ~just as bad~ to shut feminists up and force us to focus on their made up problems instead.

No. 603921

>>603860
Fine, we’ll simp your sister too
>>603882
>I can excuse anal prolapse and bimbofication but I draw the line at men harming themselves for porn

No. 603925

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Men who use this emoji are ALWAYS obsessed with anal.

No. 603927


No. 603937

>>603925
omfg anon but yes

No. 603939

I was on retartopilot and knowingly put a folded dollar bill in a self checkout register and it jammed the machine and it took 3 employees 20 minutes to fix and I felt like such an ass

No. 603946

>>603925
I want a guy who's repulsed by anal, where can I find that?

No. 603977

There were two tanned muscular guys at the beach omg they looked like twins. I went alone today so I could have totally chatted them up if corona wasn’t happening. They sat near me to eat their sandwiches and all I could do was smile about it

No. 603999

>>603977
Did they seem like they enjoyed their sandwiches?

No. 604028

>>603999
It seemed like they did, they were sitting side by side looking out to the shore. I was hungry though so I didn’t look too hard at the sandwiches. I walked away to dry off and they were gone when I came back

No. 604037

>>603925
You're right and I hate it

No. 604046

Anyone else think everyone on the artist salt thread is kind of coocoo?

No. 604049

Can someone donate their long legs to me. I don't even want to be tall I just want to be able to wear flared jeans without looking fat.

No. 604055

>>604046
>thread specifically for twitterfag arthoe nobodies' aggression therapy after their long hard day of faking wokeness and niceness on main
Everyone thinks that lol the jealousy is palpable

No. 604058

>>604028
Ahh I see. I hope you had a good day anon

No. 604061

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>>603901
I was actually thinking about this today because a bunch of scrots have been having a literal meltdown over Riley Reid claiming she lost her virginity by raping some dude in high school I think.

Like if it is true that is disgusting either way, but I hate how when a man is raped we have to get a barrage of faggotry about it, no questions asked if it didn't happen or in what context, did he say no, were they drunk/high, in the way women experience when they come out with their rape experiences.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/agpnnb/riley_reid_admits_to_raping_someone/

No. 604069

>>604061
Sorry I forgot to mention…everywhere this bitch is mentioned a bunch of whiny scrots are spamming "she's a rapist, she's a rapist". If a woman did that about a man she would get called names for trying to "ruin" someone's life.

No. 604070

>>604046
i feel like i dont know 90% of the cows being posted there

No. 604076


No. 604086

>>604061
Lol that scrote wanted it. Why go into a dark movie theater with a horny female if he didn’t want to fuck? How can it be rape if he got hard? Why didn’t he push her off? Why didn’t he call the cops afterward? Fucking slut.(bait)

No. 604138

I have a weird tip for anyone trying to lose weight who struggles with eating at night or having a horrible sleep schedule (Because you're working from home like me or just not working right now).


Allow yourself to eat past midnight if you are someone who sleeps between 3-5 AM. Making it intentional and planned helps you stop from snacking before midnight because you know that you'll be eating in a few hours and you'll look forward to it. The trick is, you have to be calorie counting. For example, I eat 1,200 calories a day. I will start calorie counting at midnight when I eat my first meal. lately I'll eat an entire mini pizza which if 500 calories and it's so satisfying and keeps me full until I finally fall asleep. When I wake up, usually around 10-12, I still have 700 calories left in the day. That doesn't sound like a lot but you could always eat less at midnight or, if you think about it, you only have to make 700 calories last until it's midnight again and you can eat. I've been doing this for 2 months and lost 15 pounds guys, and I'm already at a healthy weight so in my opinion that's impressive results.

A specific meal log I've been doing frequently is

Midnight: Ramen with dumplings - 500 calories

Noon: two pieces of toast with poached eggs and a giant iced coffee - 240 calories

Somewhere around 4-6 pm: Butter chicken with rice and samosas 500 calories

Distract myself with life until midnight. Repeat with different meals
I end up at just slightly above 1200 calories.

No. 604142

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>>604086
I think the tweets had something to do with this???

No. 604146

>>604142
I mean I still think she's extremely wrong cause when someone says no that's that, but idk if she's a rapist. I don't define who's a rapist and who's not, but he would have almost definitely wanted her to keep playing with his dick had she not done that.

No. 604171

I wish I was a cool girl. Not even in a "wow, she's cool" type of way. I just wish I was someone who seemed confident socially and on the chiller side. Someone who can't be bothered to let what other people say get to them and overall is perceived as a trustworthy and nice person to others. I'm socially anxious and I get pressed over everything kek.

No. 604174

Finally got my bf to binge watch some TV with me. It's so much better than watching alone.

No. 604198

Does anyone else think their hair looks better when it's messy? I think I look so cute when it's a bit tangled and frizzy but I know if I go out like that people would think I'm a slob lol, but if I style it and brush it and keep it managed it's just not as nice looking and makes my face looks less attractive. Ugh the dilemma

No. 604204

>>604198
Same, messy often means more texture and volume. I can't stand my pin straight hair all neat and tidy, it's boring af.

No. 604222

I wanna see what the bitches and assholes on the instagram reality/botched surgeries/etc comments look like IRL. Specifically, the people who can’t help but say "I’m 35 and EYE look younger than kylie jenner!" "I’m a 64 year old vet and I’d probably look better in a bikini than those women in fake butts!"
Probably way uglier than they think.

No. 604233

I wish the JJBA fandom didn't get so infested with children and fakebois once the diamond is unbreakable/ venot aureo anime came out. I loved the old/manga fandom for their great humor and opinions.

No. 604248

After a guy friend heard that I cheated on my bf he is surprisingly sweet and nice to me. One half of my brain thinks he just can relate to me now because he is also a fuck up. The other half thinks he thinks he can fuck me as I'm a unfaithful bitch.

No. 604250

this is real dumb but i want some advice.
im a 20 year old and recently started thinking im gay/bi. i downloaded tinder, matched with some girls. we talked a lot but then i panicked, apologized saying we cant date because im not actually gay, and unmatched. now i wanna redownload tinder but there were so little amount on lesbians in my area, its likely that i'll end up matching with the same ones. is there a chance to change location to somewhere else in tinder without going there?

No. 604260

>>604250
tinder premium allows you to do that, i think. but you'd have to pay. you can also download HER. lots of genderspecials, autists and vegan 420 types but there's normal women on there too.
also, if you talk to/meet women, don't think you're gonna date, or be an item. think you're flirting with them, and going on a few dates to test the waters. just like you would a man. maybe you're overthinking it, though i understand the uneasiness with trying to date women when you've spent years ignoring those feelings.

No. 604278

I'm an actual retard who doesn't deserve nice things because I lose or break everything I own.
Today I lost my mom's €200 sunglasses then almost crashed our car because I got distracted looking for them
When I was a kid I thought that I'd just grow out of being so clumsy and absent minded but no I'm still the same except it's not cute anymore

No. 604291

>>604086

>bait


autistic mod can't detect satirical comment ?

No. 604311

I entered my fucking ssn wrong by one number on both my application for a job and when I applied for unemployment benefits last week. I'm so fucking dumb I don't deserve the benefits lol. I usually check it when I have to enter the whole number since I haven't used it in awhile, but I just wasn't thinking straight. I used to have it memorized, fucking shit

No. 604317

I can’t understand why a “cis woman” would be jealous of a trans woman unless the trans woman really passes and she doesn’t even know she’s trans…

No. 604322

>>604317
kat is a closeted misogynist.
ciswomen are not jealous of trans women, we're just annoyed when they reduce femininity to "feeling like a real womminz because i like traditionally feminine stuff" without knowing what female experience is really like.

No. 604323

>>604322
samefag. no problem with transwomen who live their lives. but those like kat who are way overconfident with their "appeal" annoy me. same with women like cardi b who rely on their "femininity". nobody thinks im jealous of cardi b though.

this is like a childs mentality where they think someone calling your fave youtuber annoying is a hater. every negative thing is hate when its directed at a precious mtf.

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HMMMMM. Yikes. Follow-up image in a sec

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>>604325
KEK "nigga that's ya sister"

No. 604332

>>604327
polyamorous and can't even take a shower if they see the other person's shampoo bottles. they're like roommates who don't want to admit they can't afford rent without the other person.

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No. 604334

>>604327
>really fucking love each other

like, platonically?

No. 604337

>>604333
KEK for real though
nothing wrong with loving each other platonically like just admit it

No. 604367

>>604327
Let me guess… they're "girlfriends" for the kweer points and by "polyamorous" they mean they go out with and sleep with different men. Kek

No. 604387

>>604028
Anon… was this in Laguna? My friend and his twin went and it sounds like them.

No. 604456

It took me 3 hours to eat a cheese Danish, and I had like 2 bites left that I really didn't want. Finally said "fuck it" and tossed it.

Realizing that I don't have to finish something just because I bought it has been freeing but it's also so stupid that it took me this long to figure that out

No. 604460

There's this one guy working in my local corner shop that's always real fucking cold and awkward while serving people. Today he told me how much my stuff was and as I held out the money to pay him he just froze and made intense eye contact with me for a painfully long ten seconds or so. I have no idea what his problem is but I'm awkward myself so I've been analysing those ten seconds over and over and I don't even know what the confusion was.

No. 604465

>>604325
>>604327
Twitter is such a shit hole

No. 604476

Getting my car back today!! Gonna get bubble tea and drive to the river to smoke and read.

No. 604485

>>604476
Congrats on getting it back, anon. I took mine in for maintainence a few hours ago and just learned I wont get it back til mon-tues because they need to order some parts and don't want me driving it til then. Since I won't be driving I'm tempted to just drink or do some edibles I got for my birthday

No. 604500

My cat is giving birth right now and idk what to do. She's under the couch (not the spot we set up for her lmao) and she's had 1 of them so far. I can hear it squealing and holy fuck it sounds so cute. I'm afraid to peer at her though and stress her out, idk if I should check in or trust that she can handle it.

No. 604508

>>604325
without the second tweet this is honestly a good take lmao. fuck sharing a bathroom with anyone, especially men

No. 604510

>>604500
cats will often hide to give birth. let her do her thing and give her the space she needs. she'll come to you if she needs help or medical attention. congrats on your grandchildren <3

No. 604514

>>604500
I dont have any advice but congrats anon! Pls give us pictures of the babies whenever Mama cat will let you.

No. 604527

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>>604510
>>604514
She is acting pretty weird and has only had one of them so far. She's kinda dumb and keeps walking away from the baby and scooting away when it gets close. She's a rescue and is just a kitten herself, so I think she's clueless about what's happening lmao. I'm hoping she warms up to them cuz I'm not sure I can deal with bottle feeding God knows how many kittens.
Here's a pic of the little one!

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>>604527
Look at the tiny curled up paws
It's so beautiful

No. 604545

>>604527
Aw he looks like a little rat, in a cute way though. Did she already nurse the baby? Maybe that's why she's scooting away so she can focus on giving birth to the next one.

No. 604549

>>604460
It amazes me how people like this get these kinds of jobs. Maybe he was scared your money was covered in covid lol.

No. 604555

I went on asian fanfics to finally delete that account that I posted only 3 fics 6 years ago.Kinda wonder if there is actually anyone who would miss my fics despite them being kinda terrible kek

No. 604566

>>604476
Have fun!! Sounds like the best way to relax today

No. 604572

>>604555
Probably. Someone out there probably loved it. I've gotten random messages about fics I've deleted bc I hated them, and I've messaged authors bc they deleted fics that I loved and I'm still upset that I can't read them. Even if they're trash, there's probably someone out there that liked/remembers/thinks about your fics from time to time.

No. 604579

bruh my dad just heavily implied that I'm acting like a slut for planning to sleep over at a (female!!) friends house after a house party, and he said if I keep "acting like this" guys won't want to date me because of my horrible reputation as someone who??? sleeps at their friends houses???
I'm so confused because 1 Im a permavirgin socially anxious loser so the idea that anyone might consider me slutty is hysterical and 2 I had no idea he held these views, he's not religious or super conservative so what the fuck?????

No. 604590

>>604572
yeah I felt this mostly with people who never updated their fics.I barely got messages and the likes/subs were from years ago so my fics were buried under ship fics kek.
It's heartwarming in a bittersweet way that someone could be thinking of my dumb fics though

No. 604604

>>604579
lmao what a guy. He is probably just being overprotective I don't think he means those things. Like my dad when I wore a long sleeve shirt with a big neck opening (wasn't even that big kinda like boat neck) and said it was too revealing lmao

No. 604608

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>>604527
Basically had to teach her how to be a momma but she's doing great now! She's letting me help her and move the kittens, and they are nursing now! There's a total of 3 kittens so far: one gray, one black and one cream colored one. Anons they are so cute and she's doing such a good job now I'm ecstatic!!
She's definitely still in labor but I think she's only got one or two more left to go.

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>>604608
im gonna cry anon look how small they are

No. 604614

>>604608
I'm pretty sure a mother cat knows what to do herself by instinct

No. 604622

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>>604608
cuuute

No. 604623

>>604614
I don't know, anon, that kitty looks pretty confused and overwhelmed.

No. 604625

>>604608
you don't "teach cats" how to do anything. please don't bother her too much or she may ignore the kittens. (my stepmother has bred cats for 10 years)

No. 604626

>>604608
What a beautiful little lady she is, hope all goes well!!

No. 604628

Goodnight anons. I cried a lot today and my head hurts but it do be like that sometimes. Tomorrow? I'll do better.

No. 604656

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I NEED to know where to buy this or something like this.

No. 604657

>>604628
goodnight, anon, I hope you sleep well and feel better in the morning. I was in your shoes yesterday and had a full blown melt down due to all the stress am under. I hope things work out for you!

No. 604660

>>604656
Idk about this one but sylvanian families has many cute animals like this

No. 604671

>>604623
>>604625 is right. You don't have to teach a cat anything (Remember anon didn't have to teach the cat to breed in the first place either). In fact, touching the kittens at such a young age may result in the mother cat rejecting her kittens. It's fine to keep an eye on the cat in case it may need a vet's medical assistance, but that's an unlikely scenario. Mother cats know what to do whether humans are around or not, it's in their nature.

>>604608 Regardless, she's a very cute cat. Enjoy having a nest of kittens anon!

No. 604672

>>604660
Oh right I forgot about those! They are very cute, I used to have some as a kid. I don't think they have any plushies though, just little figures.

No. 604675

On my country's reddit there was a thread asking the women about their experiences with sexism. So today we have a thread with men's experience with sexism.
And they are such fucking babies! Being groped by drunk chicks in a disco, being denied a room in college cities because girls and women don't want to share a house with a stranger, and the usual "they don't date me" incel shit. Like, they are always complaining about double standards and shit, and this petty shit is what they come up with.
They get groped in the disco, but are not followed and groped in the street.
They have trouble finding a room because, for some mysterious reason, most young women don't want to share the house with a young man who is a complete stranger (and they think this is sexist, and not, you know, playing it safe, like they yell whenever a woman is victimized by a beast).
They have no notion. Grown men never for once thought why women do the shit they do.

But this is all typical scrote shit. The best, the one that keeps me giggling, is one who complained about people asking him to carry heavy loads (groceries and shit). And what was heavy for this poor gentleman?
5 fucking kilos.

No. 604676

>>604671
Aw I was just kidding/poking fun at the kitty’s expression! Though I don’t know anything about cat birth, so glad there are some knowledgeable anons haha.

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No. 604686

I don’t care if squirt liquid is piss. If it makes pissing on men during sex socially acceptable you best believe i’ll be pissing on men left and right.

No. 604688

>>604675
If most men had to experience the sexism that women face then they'd kill themselves

No. 604690

Buying an air fryer was one of the best decisions I made last month. I’m waiting for some beer batter fries right now and the house smells like a fairground

No. 604698

>>604686
Lmao fair enough. Many sex acts are lowkey disgusting if you think too much about it anyway so.

No. 604701

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>>604671
>>604625
Ok well now I'm having a minor panic lol. I hope she wont abandon them but the thing is, she had the first one and then nothing for an hour. And in the hour she completely abandoned that kitten under the couch after eating the placenta. She would get up and lay somewhere else. Then she would hear it crying and she would growl and run up to it and bite it. Then walk away and lay somewhere else. I was worried she was going to eat it or some wack shit like that. After about 15 minutes of observing her I gave up and had to move the kitten because it had gotten cold to the touch. I hate to think I might cause them to be abandoned but there was something seriously wrong with her at first, or so I thought? Am I just dumb and this is a normal first time mom thing to do?

I've been leaving her be besides when I had to put her in the box with her freezing kitten, and the last one she had major difficulties with so I had to like.. help her pull it out lmao holy fuck. She's not aggressive to me at all and she tried following me around even. I'm just peeking in every 20 mins to see that they are all breathing. Should I stop checking on her and just stop worrying?

Sorry anons my nerves are a bit fried, I've never dealt with this kinda thing before. I feel responsible I guess. I'm so terrified they are just gonna stop breathing or something lmao. Thank you all so much for your advice and responses!

No. 604702

>>604675
Would it be ok if I asked you to link the thread? No worries if not, but I wanna read the boohoo baby posts and laugh.

No. 604708

>>604701
Maybe she senses something is wrong with that kitten (like he's sick) or she doesn't think she can feed them all? When some animals have babies they'll kill one if they can't take care of it, like storks and pandas. Maybe you should try to contact a vet or something to ask for their advice. I hope all goes well with your new grandkids anon.

No. 604709

>>604708
Fuck sorry for samefag but I'm not saying she'll kill the kitten btw. Just saying animals know when something is wrong with their babies or if they can't feed them.

No. 604712

>>604701
IME touching the kitten wont mean she will abandon it but her behavior isn't actually that unusual for first time mom cats. They're kind of shit at parenting the first time around because they haven't done it before. Something that can happen if you intervene too much is that they get lazy, in group settings female cats will help each other take care of each other's kittens but they can try to take advantage of each other, if you will, and this will happen with humans too, "Hey it seems like you've got this!". Like the other anon said it is possible the cat can sense something is wrong with the kitten's health and that is why she is acting less invested. If she's just a crappy first time mom though she will improve with time.

No. 604714

>>604708
AYRT
>she doesn't think she can feed them all?
That could be it? When I put her in the box and helped the first kitten latch she started to tone down on the biting and actually stayed with it. She still had issues with it until her next 2 came and then she went right into motherly love mode lol. They don't seem to eat much from her top few nipples so maybe she really doesn't have enough milk? Is there a way to tell if she's producing enough?

No. 604716

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>mfw the metal scene is dead where I live and I’ll never get my cute metalhead boyfriend

No. 604724

>>604714
The top nips usually have less

No. 604727

>>604712
Thanks anon! I really hope she is just dumb. She is just a kitten herself after all, like 7-8 months when she got pregnant.
>Something that can happen if you intervene too much is that they get lazy
Damn, well I definitely will not be letting that happen haha. I dont even like touching them cuz they are so small and fragile, and idk what I'd do with 6 kittens to babysit.

No. 604728

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>>604716
>mfw the metal scene isn't dead at all where I live but most metalheads here look like pic

No. 604731

sometimes i talk to people and they talk about how they have conversations with all these people at work and joke around with them while i just do simple greetings of “good morning. how are you” or walk by with a “hello.” also i usually wait for someone else to initiate the conversation/greeting… now i’m thinking i probably look unapproachable and unfriendly. but at the same time i’m not one to talk that much and sometimes i think “who the heck cares. i don’t know these people.”

No. 604741

>>604728
top kek anon
>tfw mett

No. 604744

>>603441
late reply but I did not, it was really nice and cozy. at times a bit cold but that was to be expected. 10/10 would sleep again

No. 604747

I have so so many cute outfits I want to wear and take pictures in with nice makeup, but literally nowhere to go and no one to hang out with kek

No. 604748

>>604728
That's been the universal normie metalhead look for about 30 years now.

No. 604754

going to be moving to the city soon, into a apartment with 2 other girls my age. I'm excited and nervous - even though I've already met them and they seemed so nice, I don't have many friends and even fewer female friends so I really hope to fit in, and that we can all exist in a comfy and fun apartment together.

No. 604765

>>604698
>An act that requires a soup of various bacterias and body fluids is gross
You don't say

No. 604770

saying no to food is so difficultt… I’m dieting right now, living with my parents and my Mom buys so much junk food that I find unbearable to refuse. It’s like fear of missing out, but with taste and that 5 seconds of pleasure while eating the food.

No. 604775

I discovered a youtube channel called rambalac (or rambalack idr) and its just so chill and really puts me in a pleasant mood. It's just this person walking around different cities or parks in Japan with no commentary or anything, just a POV of walking around shibuya station or whatver. It's so calming, because it looks so everyday and yet so different. But anyway, I thought the weebs here might appreciate it.

On a tangential note, I think japanese scenery fills me with a sort of unfulfilled nostalgia. I remember it'd feel calming when I'd see in anime those streets in the sunset with the sound of cicada and cherry blossoms, and just all the little things that to Japanese people would be everyday, but I guess I've never actually experienced.

No. 604776

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=ObAY-NiRM8k
Discovered Philip DeFranco's podcast and this episode with his wife is really cute. I want this kind of strong relationship someday.

No. 604785

I've saw twice now anons having to debunk squirting. Which just made me think about orgasms in general, and I have decided the reason men have a g spot inside their ass is because nature favours the male, male, female threesome. Like a train. Thank you.

No. 604787

>>604770
It’s really difficult, anon, I hope you can manage to make your family get into eating healthy. I have to always lecture my family because they keep ordering fast food or snacks, sometimes they listen and at least try eating healthy-ish, it’s a matter of insisting.

No. 604789

The WAP song is so gross, I'm sick of the hyper sexualization of women in rap. I also hate the word "gushy".

No. 604790

>>604785
Word. I think it also just proves homo/bisexuality has always been present in humans.

No. 604792

The TSA found my bag full of German sausages so I prepared for the wurst case scenario

No. 604799

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I've been fucking devouring these jalapeno cheddar bites from BK. I'm gonna be so sad when they stop selling them aaaaaaa

No. 604801

>>604789
same and yeah gushy is a pretty gross word

No. 604805

>>604799
i did not know these existed. i need to get them when i get paid, ty anon

No. 604814

>>604805
No problem! Hope you like them, anon!

No. 604819

>>604792
TAKE ME UPVOTE

No. 604844

Anyone here have curly hair? And I mean REAL , thick curly hair, not wavy or thin and slightly curly.

Anyways, how do you take care of your hair? Like what is your haircare process. I'm at a loss as to what to do with mine.

No. 604849

>>604844
My mom has very thick, curly hair and over the past year she's adopted the "curly girl method" and now swears by it. Idk anything about it bc I did not inherit her hair type, but all I know is that she's really picky about her hair styling process so it's probably legit.

No. 604863

I used to really dislike fujoshis but now a lot of them are some of the sweetest people I know and good friends of mine. Maybe it's just cause I've been overexposed to 4chan male coomers, and being around women who just want to talk about cute boys is a fresh air to me, but all of them have been really chill and kind and don't make their yaoi fetish their whole personality. I'm a hetfag but some of you fujos are pretty alright.

No. 604871

I post in /ot ALWAYS prepared for someone to pick a fight with me over something that was literally not meant to elicit an argument in any way. People on here are weird af lately. I once posted something along the lines of "I hate when me and my best friend are jokingly picking at each other and someone intrudes and says that what I said to my friend or what my friend said to me was mean" and someone came for my fucking throat instead of just calmly stating their perspective.

>IF I SEE SOMEONE BEING PICKED ON IN ANY WAY I'M GOING TO SPEAK UP HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE CONTEXT OF THE JOKE MAYBE LEARN HOW TO JOKE WITHOUT FEELING THE NEED TO TRASH YOUR BEST FRIEND ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC


likkee…ok? sorry I said anything.

No. 604875

>>604844
I have 3b type curly hair, normal porosity, really thick. Moisture moisture moisture is my philosophy. My hair can take a lot and I try out lots of new products as no one brand has all I need.

I get the best I can afford and look at ingredients a lot. Too much keratin/protein makes my hair dry as fuck but here and there is nice as I do flat iron. Argan oil is my favorite ingredient. Shea butter, jojoba, royal jelly…oils and butters are my friend. I have like 5 oils I think and I always buy more whenever I can as they all work differently.

I have also started using deep conditioning masks before I wash and it makes my hair ridiculously soft. They seem to work better that way for me as they don’t penetrate as well when my hair is wet.

No. 604878

>>604875
Sorry for samefagging but I forgot to add. I don’t like silicone in my shampoo and conditioner but prefer it for styling only. I don’t hate it or think it is bad like some people, but I don’t like how greasy it makes my hair after about four days. I feel like my styling products absorb better, too.

You really have to experiment because 90% of what is out there is made for thin flat hair, and products for ethnic hair are really only good for kinky afro-textures. I am not brand loyal, I just look at the ingredients. Get travel sizes too because some shit sucks and I have wasted money before on pricey crap.

No. 604882

>>604871
It's been going on for the last few years, oh and don't mention Loli because all of the hidden pedophiles here come out. Or the days when anons would get obsessed with a random anon they got in a fight with and start accusing everyone in that thread and other threads of being them. Y'all wild

No. 604884

boiled a pot of water and when I went to go cook I found dead ants just floating at the top. The pot is black so I didn't see them in there when I filled it with water.

Now I can't consume anything without checking for dead ants. Don't even know where they're coming from and now I'm a murderer.

No. 604888

>>604844
Determine your hair type and if your hair is high porosity or low porosity. If your hair is low porosity or processed it will benefit from protien treatments, moisturize with a weekly hair mask and only detangle in the shower. Love your hair, straight hair is boring.

No. 604895

>>604871
Some bitch in /g/ got offended that I too vaguely described what type of girl I thought was cute. I can't visit that specific thread anymore because it just annoys the shit out of me.

No. 604906

File: 1597472969957.jpeg (30.18 KB, 680x960, 5464486.jpeg)

anons I just added an extra lobe piercing to my right ear with one of those spring loaded piercing guns…I have one more gun left. Should I:

a) add a third piercing to my right ear so I have three in a row
b) add a second piercing to my left ear so both sides match
c) do my cartilage??????????

eagerly awaiting your replies

No. 604907

>>604906
2 on both! three in a row would b too off balanced and using a piercing gun on your cartilage is a recipe for disaster

No. 604908

>>604799
my brother used to be a manager at our local BK and he was the fuckin plug dude I'd come through and order a small soda and he'd see me at the window and give me a whole bag of those…good fucking times.

No. 604909

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What do you guys think of this hairstyle? is it cute?

I love it and want to do it to my hair but I don't want to go to a hair salon right now and I don't know if it's smart to do at home. What do you guys think? I have dark curly hair.

No. 604910

My last two exes glamourized drugs so much, I'm glad my boyfriend now doesn't do recreational drugs at all.

No. 604911

>>604906
don't do your cartilage with a gun!!! it can severily damage it, look it up

No. 604912

Someone kept spamming my anonymous Snapchat questions with paragraphs about how white women suck and all men are secretly about to leave their girlfriends for any Asian woman at any given chance, when I told them they're an adult and no one cares what race they date they threatened to follow me home from work????

No. 604915

>>604907
>>604911
ty anons, I was tempted but I won't do my cartilage lol. I actually ended up taking out the one I just did because I did it a little too close to my first piercing and I know I'll regret it down the line if I don't let it heal and do it again further back. oh well, live and learn.

No. 604916

>>604906
You shouldn't be using a piercing gun on anything, anon. They are absolutely horrible things to use on your body, even if it's just you using them. They don't cut a clean hole like a needle does, instead, they tear their way through the skin in a blunt fashion, causing excess trauma to the skin. Imagine trying to eat a steak with kids plastic cutlery instead of a nice sharp steak knife.
Also, don't even think of using that on cartilage. Part of my ear has collapsed due to having a piercing done with a gun there (this was back in the 90s before it was known how fucking stupid piercing guns are), so now my ear has this ugly, noticeable bend in it. And again, instead of cutting through the cartilage, a piercing gun basically pounds a blunt hole through it, smashing through it to create the fistula which can cause excess scarring and loss of cartilage in the area causing potential collapse and visible damage to the ear. Ignore us if you want, but I highly advise you put the piercing gun down and at the very least pay a professional to pierce any cartilage. I was a body piercer for 5 years and spent so much time having to console upset girls who had fucked up their bodies using piercing guns and fixing the fallout of their use. In short, stop piercing yourself.

No. 604918

>>604909
Do it. It looks like that person did it at home too anyways. I’m not a professional but I managed to lift my hair to a level 9 at home without it all falling out and you can try this, but your results may vary. Just remember to put vaseline around your head and to detangle your hair before starting. And don’t expect it to go from black to platinum blonde in one session. It took 3 for me over nearly 2 months to safely get to platinum. Start with the ends first and then do the roots, and the next round of bleaching do the same but start with the last section you finished from the first round. Remember when it comes to toners that blue cancels orange and purple cancels yellow. Buy the appropriate powdered bleach (as in good quality you can find. I used schwarzkopf blond me powdered bleach) and don’t skip doing conditioning treatments between rounds of bleaching. And wear gloves. This shit made my fingertips start peeling after touching it for less than 3 minutes. It was painless but it was ugly. I think you’d do a great job anon. If you can get somebody to help you do it you should take their offer since it’s the back of your head.

No. 604922

>>604916
thank you, anon. I'll wait to have my cartilage done. I'm really not that worried about my earlobes but you've definitely convinced me to not pierce anything else!

No. 604934

>>603801

what the fuck?! How soon did she do this after the show because the way they looked/acted I thought those girls were like 15. Her body looks like a chubby little boy's. Reminds me of how I saw people on twitter circulating a recent picture of the girl singing in this video while she was rolling on ecstacy lol

No. 604943

>>604934
>people on twitter circulating a recent picture of the girl singing in this video while she was rolling on ecstacy lol
Wait, what? Who even is she?

No. 604945

>>604325
>>604508

right? I saw this on my twitter feed and didn't think it was that remarkable outside of being another stale, overused "NoRmAlIzE (insert typical and uncontroversial behaviour)" but I guess these anons proved me wrong.

I'm a straight woman who shares a bed with my bf but we spend lots of time in our own "office" type rooms, cos when you live together you gotta put effort into having your seperate interests so you don't get fucking sick of each other.

Is this that biphobic stereotype where women mistake good friendships as romantic attraction and overcompensate for it cos they know they aren't actually bi? Cos I can kind of see where that comes from, I think a lot of women mistake bicuriosity and strong friendships in that way in adolescense, myself and a lot of my friends included. I feel like girls are more likely to experiment and try things out with their girl friends than guys are, and some of them might think they're in too deep if they realise it's not actually their sexuality.

No. 604948

>>604922
I'm glad! I know it's fun to pierce yourself sometimes - I have done it myself, because I know what I am doing - but it will just save you a world of hurt and potential disfigurement. I wouldn't want you to do something so harmful to your body. Thank you for listening, anon.

No. 604950

>>604934
>picture of the girl singing in this video while she was rolling on ecstacy lol
post if you have links!!!

No. 604953

>>604943

that's just a really popular viral video in the UK, the tweet of her on ecstacy was circling around Scottish twitter for a bit and probably got taken down. It's crazy the amount of kids rolling you see on Scottish tiktok and twitter these days

No. 604958

>>604950
>>604943
>>604953


This is a different girl called Martha Hill but thought you would appreciate the similarities. Went viral for a similar thing posting videos of her and her teenage friends walking around rolling and going to mcdonalds. Truly legendary.

https://twitter.com/scott_taylor16/status/810586142903042048?s=20

https://twitter.com/jjkelly1999/status/695719644720721920?s=20

No. 604977

every male celebrity i have ever loved so much has killed himself

No. 604978

>>604977
who were they, anon? I can relate

No. 604986

>>604978
chester bennington, chris cornell, avicii, kim jonghyun, haruma miura. rip

No. 605002

>>604986
I'm with you on the Chester mourning train. Fuck this shit. He was a gorgeous person and a legendary voice and now he is fucking gone. I hate this

No. 605028

File: 1597496737704.jpg (133.23 KB, 680x510, 7a6.jpg)

One day I got sick of seeing those selected ambient works 85-92 memes everywhere and not knowing what it was so I listened to it, I thought it wouldn't be my cup of tea because I like mostly extreme metal but you know what, thats some good shit. Highly recommend

No. 605031

>>604977
Same, anon :(

Especially the singers.

Chris Cornell, Lane Staley, Keith Flint, Chester…

No. 605033

How can I be so low inhib yet so self conscious? I am completely fine doing shit so many people wouldn't, I am loud, assertive, etc but I just updated my FB profile pic with a funny caption and I feel dreadful and stressed. I hate social media

No. 605035

>>605033
actully this would be more appropriate for the vent thread, sorry anons I am just so upset by this massive change

No. 605037

I met a girl from bff on bumble and it was nice. We made pizza and had drinks. Idk if she wants to stay friend but whatever that is beside the point, my point is WHY THE FUCK CANT GUYS FROM TINDER BE LIKE THIS?have a few drinks, watch some shows, cook dinner and laugh. I have never been able to do this comfortably with a man I’ve known for months, let alone one I JUST MET. I was thinking wow this would be a perfect date if this was a man. Every guy I meet just never shuts up about my body, is all over me and especially can’t handle alcohol in the presence of a woman. They also can’t handle sitting and watching anything they didn’t choose and act like stuck up little bitches all the time.

No. 605040

Whenever I need a good laugh I go onto the metal subreddit because there's constant fighting about literally anything. It's like these guys always have a stick up their ass regardless of the topic, and if you mention a certain band or genre, all hell breaks loose. Lmao I guess the ultra aggressive lunkhead metalhead stereotypes are true

No. 605046

i'm slowly but surely losing my interest in heavy music (metal/punk/hardcore) and i wish i didn't. not that i expected to like this shit all my life but so much of my personality was based on my usical interest that i feel like i lost 50% of my quirks/characteristics. i was that bitch who could tell the difference between every single metal subgenre, knew the entire punk history and sub-political movements etc. now i don't even care.
sigh this is such a stupid thing to be sad about. i wish i wasnt a boring ass bitch.

No. 605053

>>605046
I had the same thing happen, anon. I was super into punk/metal in high school, senior year I started smoking pot and listening to more jam band stuff lol (but still a subset of music to be absolutely autistic about), and now my recentSpotify history is like.. animal collective, Carole king, and rap. Over the past few years I have kinda struggled with just like, sitting in my car driving and all the sudden being like “why am I not listening to the germs? Or patti smith? Am I not COOL anymore?” Lmao. I dont have any advice but I just want to let you know I feel the same way, if anything it’s cooler to have a more varied music taste cause if anything you just have a lot of knowledge on a lot of different music!

No. 605083

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I saw someone post a link to photos taken of nearly every building in NYC in the 40s and 80s, and I went and found a house that was down the block from my childhood home. I remember seeing them destroy this house in person (it’s now an apartment building) and for the longest time I thought that maybe I had only dreamt of it, but now there’s proof that it existed!!! Absolutely wonderful. Highly suggest anons checking out below links whether you live in NYC or not, I love seeing shit looking through shit like this.

1940s.nyc/map
80s.nyc

No. 605085

i just spent the last 5 minutes reading through this thread to find an answer to my question only to realize i posted in the stupid questions thread and not this. so now im scarred about reading about bottom surgery gone wrong. i cant stop thinking about it and im disgusted and mortified all at once. so thanks guys

No. 605097

Keep seeing a division between transwoman n transmen on Twitter and I wonder how is it gonna pan out, is the movement on a phase of killing itself or is it just people being too cranky because of quarantine?

No. 605113

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/blackpink-fans-doxx-a-black-woman.3815755/

Jesus Christ, kpop stans (but particularly blackpink stans) never fail to stun me with their psychotic ways

No. 605133

I've spent the last two days worrying sick because my cat wasn't eating even though she was hungry and turns out she just didn't like the kibble we bought last time. I hate her.

No. 605134

i've never looked at an anime drawing and thought "wow, this makes me feel something". idk why its the most popular genre of drawing for new artists/instagrammers.

No. 605138

>>605097
A lot of lgb orgs have distanced themselves from the t and some charities and the BBC has dropped mermaids.

In other news completely unrelated to this, I've been having a pretty good year so far and none of the serious stuff going on in the world affects me at all except for minor some inconveniences caused by covid. This is just the icing on the cake. I should bake a cake next week tbh.

No. 605141

>>604986
it was really rough losing jonghyun, chester, and Scott from Frightened Rabbit all so close together.

No. 605153

>>605134
Easy to consume content because it’s mindless

No. 605157

Is anyone else tired of hearing “__ is Asian”? First it was like Hawaiins and are asian. Then Native Americans are Asian. Mexicans. Russians are Asian. Finns. We get it, everyone is Asian. Now what?

In b4
>but __ are asians….

No. 605162

>>605157
what woke circles have you been running in?

No. 605180

>>605097

can you post examples? What is happening?

No. 605181

>>605157
Technically some Russians can be considered asian due to a big part of the country being in the continent of Asia, and there are a few russians that have kind of asian features but they also tend to have white skin which causes them to look really fucking weird.

No. 605189

>>605157
This whole woke thing of determining people’s race and ethnicity and what is called what and what not seems pretty damn racist to me overall but I’m no expert. It’s like racism has gone full circle, now you have to be racist to be anti-racist.

No. 605202

>>605157
I'm arab and I know a lot of arabs who claim to be asian just because our home countries are in location asia… it's rough out here.

No. 605203

>>605157
what the fuck are you talking about lol. I haven't seen this tbh

No. 605205

>>605157
… bait? Or you’re around very smooth brained circles

No. 605210

>>605203
Some anons already talking about it a bit so I’m not crazy

>>605202
>>605181

Also you can just google any of those And find people arguing about them. For me this topic comes up a lot when people are being disingenuous about politics or when I point out how certain Asians are racist against other POC

No. 605211

>>605157
It has been used to treat finns shittily, we weren't white and germanic enough so basically savages. I don't really give a fuck, I go by my name not by some mongoloid meme. But yes, tired.

No. 605218

i kind of want to go thrifting and sell mystery bundles on depop.

No. 605221

>>605218
You fucking pop squatters are ruining thrifting for people who actually like it and wear the shit they buy there

No. 605228

>>605218
ngl i hate mystery bundles or packages or whatever of all kinds theyre typically awful and a waste of cash. rather just buy what i know i want and no be disappointed

No. 605239

God I wish I was less nosy. I know I can't ask someone I barely know how they got that scar on their neck and I won't do it. Still I do think about it and wonder from time to time kek

No. 605241

>>605221
EBay flipping, macklemore and depop in that order have been systemically destroying thrift stores since the 2000s. You used to be able to go in with $5 and leave with Chloe and Fendi if you knew where to look. Now you're lucky to find a ripped h&m dress from 2 seasons ago for more than the original sales price. It's impossible to even find a decent pair of Levis. Just fast fashion for the same price as it is new

No. 605244

>>605239
I had to wear a huge plaster thing on my chest due to an injury and people, mainly children would ask how I got it, everytime I told some very unbelievable lie just because it was none of their business. It was also a very lame injury so-

No. 605250

>>605221
boo hoo

No. 605257

File: 1597525966635.jpeg (239.69 KB, 1696x2048, BA421511-87FA-4F54-93AD-583800…)

kek

No. 605261

>>605257
This hurt my brain to read

No. 605268

>>605257
Isn't this the same tranny who said some shit about ciswomen? Of course he has an onlyfans, sexobsessed freak

No. 605269

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Anyone have any suggestions for vlogers who are filthy rich? Im just curious to see how those people live day to day.

No. 605272

>>605257
tbf That dude is a baiting machine

No. 605273

>>605257
softpeen literally has both the face and brain size of a goldfish

No. 605278

i havent been a weeb in years but umineko and touhou and weeb culture in the 2000s will always have a place in my heart. whenever i try make friends with other touhou fans i end up being sent hentai of their waifus tho and i fucking hate that. why are there no other female touhou fans who just want to talk lore and headcanons and enjoy the games together????

No. 605287

>>605278
because it's a relatively niche waifu bait video game series. I am sorry anon

No. 605288

This interview was so disgusting and disrespectful. Men can't comprehend girls being pretty AND talented.

No. 605290

>>605288

those fat fucks just LOOK misogynistic , what is that phenotype called because 100% of dudes who look like that are trash ?

No. 605296

zoomzoom men suck so bad.

No. 605314

>>605278
kek same here (for touhou and other weeb shit). i only was able to download two of the games through some random sites (which may have explained my pc eventually getting a huge virus) but i was a huge fan of the songs and characters lol i used to know every name and every song and stuff those days were so fun! nowadays i cant find any of the songs on youtube (the vocal/remixes) because they’re deleted its so upsetting

No. 605316

>>605287
>waifu bait

uuuuh, no…it's actually really popular in asia with women because they are so unsexualized and the games have cute stories.

No. 605317

Almond milk is superior.
>>605257
Pole dancing IS dancing and can be an art-form but to say it's not inherently sexual like strip-clubs don't exist is stupid

No. 605323

I hope pregnant anon is okay, has she reported back?

No. 605327

>>605323
Was just thinking of her, I hope she's fucking okay and baby free

No. 605335

When people keep their indoor chickens in diapers how do they lay eggs? If they lay them in the diaper wont they just be nasty shit covered eggs?

No. 605341


No. 605346

File: 1597544090570.jpeg (24.14 KB, 275x155, 1594747416188.jpeg)

It's 4am and I'm stuck on a roof because I'm a retarded stoner. Me and a friend decided we'd come here to light up and someone locked the door on us. We've been locked here since 11:30pm, and who knows when they'll open the door. Here's hoping 6am because I don't intend to stay trapped on top of a 12 story skyscraper all day.

No. 605352

>>605316
true but men definitely sexualized the characters (sadly ran into hentai a few times)

No. 605355

>>605316
i've heard that some of the game sprites don't wear pantsu

No. 605362

>>598432
Autistic farmers, how do you feel about the use of autist and autistic as insults in imageboard culture? Does it make you feel bad?

No. 605363

>>598432
If trump promised to get rid of my student loan debt, I would vote for his retarded ass.

No. 605376

I wear lolita fashion normally, I don't really have a personality or enjoy anything outside of clothes and the creation of clothes
I also hate using public or even friends bathrooms, even in normal clothes I just don't like it, I dont wanna touch anything in the room
So during covid break, I sewed myself an underskirt with a drawstring hem and two arm holes on either side
Arm holes?
Yes, arm holes.
So I can pull the underskirt up inside out over my petticoat, dress, everything, push up my sleeves, stick my arms through the holes, and loosely drawstring the now top hem around my neck
It's a big improvement
It's also extremely funny to see when I'm washing my hands in the mirror, I'm a large lumpy fluffy ball with limb sticking out, I actually have to stop myself from laughing sometimes if I catch a glimpse of myself like that
I will never be able to show anyone this stupid ass thing that makes me laugh so much, I wish I had no shame and I could be a comedian or a clown and make people laugh, I love making people laugh, I wish I could do and make absurd things that people enjoy, like a cow honestly, but in on the joke, and it's all a joke

No. 605383

>>605323
She's def getting a 'borto right about now

No. 605394

>>605363
Defunding USPS for the purpose of voter suppression didn't irk you? Fash tbh.

No. 605405

>>605083
This is cool, thanks anon

No. 605406

>>605394
It did. I called him a retard didn't I?

Anyways, I was kind of joking. In all seriousness, he would never get rid of student loans , that's something I expect democrats to try and do considering most people drowning in student debt are middle class democrats.

No. 605410

Did Kylie really expect people to believe she was a billionaire when Rihanna, who owns fenty shoes, fenty beauty, fentyskin, and is a wildly successful artist is said to be only worth 600 million? Kylie Cosmetics is always fully stocked when I go to Ulta.

No. 605411

people are so annoying when all they talk about is guys. how this guy likes them. how another guy also likes them. how that guys friend also likes them. telling the entire dialogue of their conversation with a guy. talking about every little interaction like how this guy waved to them from across the street. stopped in the middle of work and talked to a guy for half an hour. joked around with some guy and his friends.
i already stopped giving a shit and the response for the rest of the conversation is oh and some fake chuckles.

No. 605421

>>605411
they don't even pass the bechdel test IRL

No. 605423

>>605411
That's teenager behavior mostly. But some people really revolve their whole lives around guys, typical pickmes.

No. 605426

File: 1597557383253.jpg (123.2 KB, 1200x923, Sad cats_c27c35_6536312.jpg)

Snaking the shower drain is a traumatic experience

No. 605434

>>605346
are you still there anon

No. 605440

>>605434
I just came home 20 minutes ago. We tried to pry open two doors and several windows using tools but nothing worked, and a woman let us out after she heard me banging. Turns out the only time the roof is EVER unlocked is at NIGHT when she lets her cat outside for 30 minutes. We would've been dead meat had she not heard us, especially since we ran out of water and our phones died. Turns out people are strictly prohibited from climbing the roof after "something terrible happened." My guess is someone jumped, haha.

5/10 experience never climbing a roof to smoke ever again

No. 605443


No. 605447

>>605362
If it was used the way it was intended - specifically against autistic people or people who display symptoms of autism - I might be bothered by it, but the fact that its definition has been watered down to "anything I personally don't like or find annoying" has made me fine with its usage. At least using "autistic" as an insult shows that you have some knowledge of what you're claiming to dislike, unlike the catch-all "retard".

No. 605456

>>598432
fast forwarding songs to get to the good part makes the good part not as impactful.

No. 605460

>>605440
holy shit anon that would've fucking sucked lmao glad you got out.

No. 605473

>>605426
I feel you anon

No. 605479

I love that the phrase "calm down" will even trigger people over the internet who have time to think, type out, and send what they want to say. People go into survival mode when they post something overly dramatic and someone responds to calm down.

No. 605480

I'm so happy the tech cow thread was made because I'm a programmer and have seen so much drama on the community but most of my tech friends are wokebro scrotes who think it's progressive that a man in dress gets to be interviewed for his "experience as a female programmer" so I haven't had people to talk about the happenings.

No. 605485

I just gave a blowjob and had a kiss for the first time. I feel very strange. I'm 19 but still very much feel like a kid. My childhood is truly past now, there is only adulthood. I am going to have an existential crisis.

No. 605487

whiteclaw tastes so nasty, why did I buy a whole box of it god damn

No. 605490

>>605487
Pass them this way

No. 605491

>>605485
Did you get your pussy ate too?

No. 605492

My confidence depends 10% on my outfit and 90% on how my bangs look at the given moment. If they're just a bit fluffy I feel like shit

No. 605495

I wish there were more good, in depth dress up games. Style savvy was great and I'm hoping nintendo would make another entry in the series, but in general I wish there were more fashion games for older teens and adults. THEY'RE FUN!!!!!

No. 605497

>>605485
I can really feel you anon. I know the weird feeling. I was 17 at the time though, so at least you waited a little more haha. And from an extremely religious place where having premarital sex is seen as the dirtiest thing you could do. The weird feeling will pass and then it won't feel as big or monumental anymore, just another thing you did, that you liked or didn't like. It doesn't really change much at all. When I lost my virginity at 17 with some older man I thought it would change how I behave and think but it really didn't, I was still the same, just knew how a dick felt in my mouth lmao. Anyways, I'm with you. Love you. Your post sparked a lot of emotions in me.

No. 605532

why do people think I'm flirting with them when I'm just trying to be nice aaaaaa

No. 605567

ACAB means Assigned Cop at Birth

No. 605569

>>605567
If they come out red-faced and fat with a thick mustache, yeah

No. 605573

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>>605028
Hell yeah anon. If you like that album I'd rec Music Has The Right To Children by Boards Of Canada.

No. 605574

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>>605495
totally agree! style savvy is so much fun i bet they would do well releasing a switch game. in general i miss how many cute dressup games there were online like old roiworld (not when it became americanized) and doll makers like pixelbee. poupeegirl was fun too, i wish it didnt shut down.

No. 605576

Aileen Wuornos was obviously nuts but like, I get it and lowkey good for her

No. 605577

>>605576
Some dumbass boomer male was trying to compare her to Ed Gein or Ted bundy to me the other day when I casually joked that testosterone drove men to kill. I was like yeah… no she’s not as bad as the men tbh.
Killing Men who solicited her fro prostitution>kidnapping/raping/torturing/skinning random women

No. 605578

Sometimes I wish I could have a sooper sikrit affair with a teaching assistant at my college. I imagine it would be fun - smooching in the lab, seeing all the hidden places of the building, leaving hickeys on his neck and making him uncomfortable in front of the other professors and students… (Un)fortunately there are no cute teaching assistants and I have a boyfriend anyways, so it won't happen.

No. 605584

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I got featured in the "funny posts of lolcow" thread 4 times and I'm past the "I spend way too much time on this site" shame-stage and easing into the "glad i made some nonnies chuckle while I die on this hill" point-of-no-return phase.

No. 605585

this guy i matched on a dating app keeps talking about how much money he makes as a "programmer/app developer" and somehow expects me to be… impressed?
i know i shouldn't throw around words but for some reason i feel like he's gonna turn out to be sexist. constantly talks about himself and how he's smarter than all the computer engineers he works with. wouldn't be surprised if his superiority complex would also be present for gender.
i thought writing "feminist" in my bio would get rid of these men ffs why is it not working. i hate being in stem and having stem-related interests because of dudes like this.

No. 605586

>>605577
Men love to be victims. If the roles were reversed and some guy had shot seven prostitutes he wouldn’t even make it into a top 100 of the worst serial killers.

No. 605597

>>605585
>why is it not working

Because guys don’t actually look at profiles they just like anyone in hopes that one will suck their cock.

No. 605600

Girls of my ethnicity are so model tier beautiful but the men are so fucking busted and short. It’s taboo to be with a foreigner or a girl so I guess I’ll have to marry a balding incel tier manlet rip.

No. 605601

>>605600
I swear to fuck. Same anon. Same. All the men I come across look so fucking awful.

No. 605602

I swear to god I thought AFAB was some sort of weird bombing technique, what the fuck is going on with these acronyms? I guess we should just switch to acronym speech and create new ones to make texting easier, so every time you buy a cellphone or a computer, you will get a manual with the different acronyms that are being used.

No. 605605

One of the hottest guys I’ve ever seen in real life is autistic. He pulls women in with his looks then quickly scares them off with his personality. He goes days without showers, talks hours about shit no one cares about, makes little baby noises.

He is so lucky that he has the kind of looks that draw women in because he would never get laid. He better get married before 23 because once his looks fade he’s going to be fucked.

No. 605620

>>605605
Tell me about the baby noises.

I fell for one of these traps once. He was decent looking but then took his hat off to reveal a semi-microcephalic head with an indented forehead, perhaps due to an underdeveloped frontal lobe but with the hat on he’s decently hot. He loved Disney movies though and only worked with his special interest. Super insulting guy, never realized he was doing it. Still a virgin to this day because he couldn’t hide his porn addiction well enough and girls always ran kek

No. 605643

>>605602
I still can't help but read ACAB as assigned cop at birth

No. 605655

>>605605
>he better get married
Ew, don't wish that onto some poor woman.

No. 605761

Did anyone else have an experience like this? I’m the older sister, but my parents never talked to me about puberty stuff. They didn’t teach me to shave and never bought me period supplies (I just had to steal some from my moms bathroom when it happened). Meanwhile, my mom did teach my sis about this stuff and bought her a nice razor and pads. The same thing happened with bras, where we only went to get them when my sister was going through puberty, even though I kind of already needed one.

No. 605765

>>605761
Parents are usually worse at parenting with the first kid

No. 605770

>>605765
But we are only 2 years apart and she could have still taught me that stuff?

No. 605775

>>605761
I had this another way around, my big sister was taught shit like tying shoelaces, putting on gloves (this sounds so lame), swimming and riding a bike but I was left to taught myself or a friend of same age taught me. Same thing with counting so I somehow taught myself to count in another language at first instead of my own?? A fucking mess.

No. 605778

I guess this is super dumb and prob very weird as well but I'm kinda sentimental right now because I've checked on this girl that I follow for a few years now and she posted the other day about expecting her first child with her bf. I came across her because she is a mutual friend of a niche artist that I really like and her bf happens to be a good friend and former guitarist of said artist's band. They met when the mentioned artist was touring on a show and had a ldr for a while until she moved into his place. Soon after they got a flat together and had this nice cozy and artsy live in amsterdam going on. They made music together, traveled the world and did other nice adventures together. It's kinda really weird how you can follow an absolute stranger and yet know about such important steps in their lives idk. It maybe also have to do with the fact that you think "yupp, I would like to experience things like that as well" or kinda can relate to them? This will def make me look like a stalker but ever since I came across them I though what an adorable love story they have and the fact that this led to a new life to happen makes it really wholesome.

No. 605812

this is so autistic but i met a guy so genuinely good i actually cried

after having to deal with such abusive old men in my life i have to be around with and them constantly trying to control my life, judging everything i do, not even treating me like a person i have kinda grown a defensive sense of distance against men.

after a very long time i am very happy to meet a guy who is sincere, doesn't have malicious intentions, tries to manipulate me or get something out of me. i hope things between us keep going well. no man has treated me like this, like a normal human being

No. 605823

just found the subreddit r/BaldAndBaldrDossier and wew im not even surprised at any of it, these youtubers are so shit. anyway i feel like todd grande is shady too like a lowkey misogynist with some skeletons in his closet. apparently hes not even a medical doctor either, he has a phd in philosophy, and he's a mental health counsellor…kind of a stretch calling himself a dr given the context

>>605574
yoo pixelbee! what happened to it? where did all the doll makers go? there was so much content there, where tf did it migrate to!

No. 605828

>>603319
Update: we got it!!!

No. 605834

>>605828
samefag but seriously, thank you, anon >>603320 for wishing me luck

No. 605835

>>605828

congrats anon! Wishing you the absolute best in your new home!

No. 605836

i've always wanted to lick puss and fondle a woman's breasts and make her cum and kiss her lots and give her sweet gifts and make her laugh and hold her waist but i'm straight so i dunno

No. 605837

>>605836
I've got news for you anon…

No. 605838

>>605828
I'm happy for you anon, hope you have an amazing new journey ahead

No. 605840

>>605837
Lay it on me anon

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No. 605847

>>605841
Am i? I mean dudes are ok, a very rare % of them pass as good looking and i wouldn't mind a bf but jee, i just wanna hold a girl and make her laugh so much she tears up and i just… have complicated feelings… being gay is illegal here so i just don't wanna dive too deep

No. 605857

>>605847
nta but maybe your bi leaning gay

No. 605861

>>605847
Sounds like a case of the gay to me, or at least bi. As a filthy het, I experience pretty much the same thing you describe towards women. An attraction is more like an itch than a subconscious choice.

No. 605867

>>605861
*same thing you describe towards men

No. 605877

>>605861
>>605857
Lord, am i bi, then? This is gonna be tough to navigate anons… thank you for your insights. Got deep thinking to do tonight, ladies

No. 605880

>>605847
That's the comphet speaking, sweetie. U gay

No. 605895

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No. 605933

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>>605880
If i'm gay anon then it explains a lot of things (im still daydreaming about that one time a girl kissed my cheek) but it's too complicated, i don't wanna be gay, i'm in a fucking muslim country, with a muslim fam… christ. It's alright, i'm 18, i have time to fucking convert myself or something

No. 605946

>>605933
Can't pray the gay away,better hatch up an escape plan.

No. 605952

>>605933
Anon I’m also an (ex)muslim gay it sucks but there’s others out there like you!

No. 605963

>>605933
You're young, maybe there's still enough time for you to go to another country as a foreign student or something like that?

No. 605977

Sometimes I'm concerned people irl I shit talk in this site will somehow find this site, the exact thread, my exact post, and somehow figure out it's about them. But also if they weren't being shitty people I wouldn't shit talk them on random gossip imageboards.

No. 605981

>>605952
You're so cool, hope you're doing great, fuckin' goals
>>605963
I wanted to study somewhere else anyways, the chances are slim to none but… i've heard my cousins and sister talk about how there are a few openly gay girls and guys in their college, maybe i have a chance at a community? I'm not sure, i hope i'm just bi or something so i can ignore these feelings, i was fucking 11 looking up if i was gay years ago and here i am in the same dilemma.

No. 605982

I fucking hate living in the south during summer so much. There are like 50 gnats in this house. I don't even know what these terrorists want or why their here. And they always land on the inside of the cups I'm drinking out of, or fly at my face. I can't do this shit anymore

No. 605987

>>605982
I pray for your sanity, anon. I live in northern europe and yeah, we don't get the nicest weather most of the year but at least insects are at an absolute bare minimum here. I hate them all.

No. 605988

I feel happy today anons

No. 605997

>>605988
I'm happy you're happy, anon!

No. 605998

>>605982
>inside cups

Fuck I had this happen to me yesterday. Someone left banana skins in the trash bin so we have a literal army of these slow ass fucks flying around. I made myself an iced latte yesterday and found one of them drowned in it…hadn’t even finished it yet. So pissed because it was delicious too and I had to throw it all out.

>>605977
I think this too sometimes but you have to be relatively thick skinned to even lurk here, and shitty people in general are very sensitive. I used to wonder if some idiots from my college came here, but I realize they’re way too PC for that. They’re all on twitter screeching about troon rights and hashtagging themselves into oblivion.

No. 606036

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Im currently wrapped up in a comfy blanket and eating ice cream while reading a childhood favorite and listening to potion shop ambience. Life is good.

No. 606040

Funny names for psychiatric hospital?

No. 606043

>>606040
PaddingTown

No. 606044

>>606040
psychiatric hospitol

No. 606047

>>606043
lmao anon i like that

No. 606104

>>606036
>listening to potion shop ambience
That sounds cozy and i want to listen too.

No. 606124

back when i used to watch porn something i've always found weird was people who made profiles with their pictures on them (their faces) and commented on porn.
I'm like, "Dude do you not have fucking shame?"

No. 606139

Old neighbor lady flagged me down on my walk and gave me some vegetables from her garden and some homemade pickles! The tomatoes taste sooooo good. I've been munching on them with a bit of salt and pepper.

No. 606146

>>606040
lolcow.farm

No. 606150

>>606104
It's this one! I love this particular channel cause they have so many unique fantasy ambience vids. As childish as it sounds, I love feeling like i'm a witch or fairy and the strange sense of nostalgia these give me

No. 606151

>>606139
Anon stop, you’re making my mouth water. We used to have an heirloom tomato bush, those things were so damn good.

No. 606161

This is shitty of me, but my friends consistently brag about only eating a meal a day, how much they fast, how little they eat, while fully knowing I'm struggling with such a severe eating disorder I've been hospitalized twice; We hung out, and I watched them eat multiple hot dogs along with casserole and then dessert, while drinking empty calorie drinks. It was satisfying.

No. 606166

Replying to post from tard thread that got locked
>>606092
Very tan. But not bronze. A pale dick can get soft and fuck OFF because I want to see some contrast between my own tanned skin and the tan penis

No. 606168

Fuck the mods for getting rid of the tard thread. They don't want us to be stupid on the rest of the site and they don't want us to be stupid on the tard thread. Where are we supposed to be dumbasses?

No. 606170

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>>606150
anon i listen to this every night, it's my happy place!! i love bubbling sounds, like aquariums and streams. but this one is just so comfy.

No. 606178

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No. 606179

I wish I had a nacho cheese dispenser

No. 606181

i fuckin wish i was born with the asian sweat gene that makes you have literally odorless sweat. my sweat smells so weird fml

No. 606182

>>605823
sadly it doesnt exist anymore ahhh the artist took the doll makers off her site. http://elouai.com/ still have this gem though!!

No. 606185

File: 1597628282606.jpg (20.25 KB, 338x327, 1563382859389.jpg)

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SCROTES
FUCK MODS
FUCK TRANNIES
HOW DO I STOP GETTING SENT SCAT PORN?

No. 606186

>>606181
Take chlorophyll tablets anon

No. 606187

>>606168
It got locked right after I posted that transformation fetish image, so I guess it's my fault. Sorry

No. 606192

I'm going to sound extremely stupid but this thread is just the vent thread 2.0 and I'm sad that the Absolutely Stupid Retard Thread was locked. No fun allowed
We were having fun.

No. 606194

>>606178
Yeah but this thread or more like for stuff that doesn't fit in other threads. The retard thread was pure dumbass posts.

No. 606195

I have to go to the beach again tomorrow to try to see some tanned male bodies. I’m literally turning into an insect and the only antidote is eye candy and sunshine

No. 606196

>>606187
No anon I'm the OP of that thread, it was my fault. Got banned for making a duplicated thread but I think that one was bastly different to this one in mood
I guess it got reported multiple times or something. Ngl it's going to sound stupid but I feel silenced, women can never be insane or stupid on purpose without anyone telling us we're crazy, to shut up, and act proper.

If anyone's interested in remaking it I think the thread should be named "lolcow's bathroom stalls" or something because an anon there descrived the vibe very accurately.

No. 606197

>>606196
I thought you’d get away with making it explicitly shitposts in the title but I guess they felt this thread would be able to take what the other one was? Like I feel this thread usually has some discussion going on whereas the tard thread was just a toilet

No. 606201

>>606197
This is exactly what I think anon, this thread usually has a lot of discussion about dumbass things. You can't just reply to people like AWOOF WOOF and get away with it because you'll get called retarded to no end.
Here we discuss dumbass shit. Not act like a completely retarded shitposter. That is the difference.

No. 606202

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>>605836
>I can't be bi I like men too much to be bi and most of my fantasies are of men, I'm a fake, a fake I say
>sure I would like to kiss a woman and eat her pussy and asshole and suckle her tiddies and see the look on her face when she orgasms and show up to her workplace unexpected with homemade lunch for her and come up behind her in the morning and tap her on the shoulder I'm not standing behind and then laugh when she looks over the wrong shoulder and then kiss her when she looks over the right one
>but idk I wanna suck a dick too so I can't be bi

No. 606203

>>606196
It does sound stupid, the thread was reminicent of the "rawr xd so random" shit from the late 00's except worse honestly. It's just one of those threads on here that's destined to turn into a shitshow even more than usual.

No. 606204

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I know you like to act hard because you stuff trannies dick first into the toilet at your old remedial high school, but I know your inbred boyfriend has that SLICK receding hairline so I know for a fact he's a sack fat of shit like yourself. do me a huge favor and fucking skydive off a building clitoris first so maybe hopefully you'll die faster than your dad will ever hope miss you. Stop being in my comments being mad that you don't get fucking dick and spamming my page with scat, racial slurs and gore. stop. ok retard? stop. go back to whatever THIRD WORLD INFESTED SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM

No. 606206

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>>606196
you can't even have fun on lolcow.farm

No. 606214

if a man shan't be able to wear his dockers taut around his phat ass then what is the meaning of freedom?

No. 606215

>>606206
Sorry anon, you tried. I had fun.

Sperate threads worked because certain anons clearly would be annoyed at the silly shit. I'm sure some still ran their baby asses over to /meta/

I wish we could have a discord for pure retardation but it's not the same sans anonymity

No. 606218

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I THINK IM GONNA CUM
I REALLY THINK
I REALLY THINK IM GONNA CUM

No. 606219

>>606206
The internet stopped being mainly for fun back around 2011, we just suffer and chuckle lightly on occasion now let's be real.

Also I'm guessing it's not fun for farmhands to contain the autism such a thread will bring on top of what they already deal with on here.

No. 606234

>>606219
But it was fuuuuun. It was kind of a containment thread.
RIP stupid tard thread. You were good while you lasted.

No. 606237

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My cat just ate some random shit off of her fur…

No. 606241

Quick anons should I make instant soy sauce ramen with chopped veggies and tofu OR a frozen veggie lasagna

>>606237
Like literal shit or what

No. 606242


No. 606243

>>606241
do the veggie lasagna anon

No. 606245

>>606240
>>606241
I don't know, it was dark enough to be shit but of could of been a bug or mud.

No. 606248

I love watching americans (or other nationalities for that matter) trying out salty liquorice. The faces they make, the disgust they show. Is it arguably kinda weird that it's common to eat liquorice blended with ammonium chloride for pleasure in northern Europe? Yes, but my god it is so delicious.

No. 606249

>>605394
The USPS isn't government funded in the first place. They fund themselves. Stamps aren't free. Neither are packages that you want to send. All that spam mail you get is also where they get funds.
So no, Trump didn't defund them. At best he delayed a payment to keep them solvent, but they got a "loan" instead (whether they pay that back we'll see)

No. 606250

>>606241
Anon, what did u choose

No. 606251

i wish i could stop saying cunt

No. 606257

>>606250
The ramen. Cooking it rn.

No. 606273

Ok is it just me or do shirataki noodles fucking suck?!?! They are like gelatin and rubbery textured and don't absorb any broth. I bought the one that said "ready, just throw in your favorite ramen base" is that not how shirataki noodles are meant to be consumed?

No. 606277

>>606257
awesome

No. 606288

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>>606273
In my experience shirataki noodles and other konnyaku based products are good in dishes like sukiyaki, nikujaga and tonjiru. They need more time to soak up flavor so they're not so good for instant soups.

No. 606290

>>606273
you gotta cook them properly. idk if it's just american packaging but usually you need to pre-boil then rinse them and then add them to whatever broth/soup, but they still need to cook longer after that.

No. 606328

>>606196
>but I feel silenced, women can never be insane or stupid on purpose without anyone telling us we're crazy, to shut up, and act proper.
Mods are men once again confirmed.

No. 606338

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I was looking up some barbell exsrcises and for a few seconds I though this ad was anna khachiyan

No. 606342

>>606196
It was a real dumb idea for a thread anyway. Even 4chan has a rule against posting complete nonsense.

There's multiple pic dump threads in /m/ for all the weird pics you want. And nobody wants to read overdone copypasta and shitposts.

No. 606343

homestuck^2 is a shitshow but going through hs tumblrs is nostalgic and cozy after crying so much

No. 606388

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>>606196
oh shit, where are my fellow retards at? it was fun while it lasted I guess

No. 606389

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BORK BORK BORK

No. 606390

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No. 606394

i wake up and what do i see? my favourite thread. locked. fuck mods

No. 606412

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I occassionally check the socials of old friends of mine from literal years ago and this time I accidentally liked a tweet they RT'd FUCK MY LIFE I havent talked to OR FOLLOWED THIS PERSON for YEARS I've just totally OUTED MYSELF this is what I deserve.

No. 606417

ouchie

No. 606424

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stay cool bitch

No. 606426

>>606412
If you unlike FAST and they dont have twitter app to notify them immediately maybe you'll get lucky and they won't notice

No. 606427

>>606412
social media is for lurking, it happens

No. 606434

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>>606424
You too anon

No. 606445

File: 1597663993429.webm (8.15 MB, 640x320, vampira.webm)

I have nobody to show my dumb torture dance edits but when the song goes so well with it I have an incredible urge to show someone else so please watch

No. 606446

>>606445
Fits well! What's the song?/

No. 606447

>>606446
Vampira by Devin Townsend

No. 606449

I rewatched bambi yesterday after a long time before going to sleep and cried a bit over the scene where the animals were teaching bambi new words because they sounded so cute and everything was so peaceful. :( I stopped watching before his mom even dies because I don't want to feel sad before bed kek. I'll continue it today :)

No. 606454

Did they nuke the retard thread? I still had stuff to say

No. 606457

:)

No. 606458

>>606454
This is now the retard thread let out all your thoughts or nonthoughts here also momokun looks so pretty in that one santa banner gif, I can't believe what has become of her

No. 606465

>>606342
NO FUN ALLOWED

No. 606467

File: 1597666398358.gif (1.17 MB, 498x498, tenor.gif)

a moment of silence please for the Absolutely stupid retard shitpost thread

No. 606470

>>606465
i will forever miss the ben shapiro anon. rip nonnie

No. 606473

>>606470
she's not dead …

No. 606474

>>606473
Anon I'm sorry you had to find out like this but it's true. She has passed.

No. 606475

File: 1597667117779.jpg (87.68 KB, 500x527, 49npsc.jpg)

Maybe I'm being super retarded but I loved yelling to the void in the ASRS thread. If you didn't like it you didn't had to report it, we were having fun
It's the same situation with pink pill, many anons want it back and one can only hope

I just want to go crazy with my farmer girls, I'm sorry

No. 606476

>>606473
bitch it's you!! post more fas faced gender swapiro

No. 606477

File: 1597667149500.gif (23.49 KB, 350x350, pxhebfrz.gif)

this gif reads kinda salty to me. like reluctant condolences

No. 606478

>>606473
kiss me

No. 606479

>>606476
>>606478
lmao you got the wrong bitch

No. 606480


No. 606482

>>606479
you gave us hope

No. 606483

>>606477
In memory………… of a bitch lol

No. 606485

File: 1597667752731.gif (1.02 MB, 360x400, qrgsf3mz.gif)

Everyone! Feast your eyes upon the coolest image on the internet. We're done here

No. 606486

i just watched radio rebel its so cute im gonna cry. i like cringey disney movies so much but everyone thinks i like them to be a pickmeisha like in a "hehe look at me i like disney and cartoons such a cute smol bean" way.

No. 606487

what the hell is going on in here

No. 606488

>>606485
Epic!! I especially like the snowflakes it really puts the snow in snow leopard

No. 606489

>>606487
im gay crying for a cute anon i had a crush on that disappeared, dont mind me

No. 606490

>>606485
The eyes really accentuate the eyecey environment that the snow leopard thrives in well done

No. 606491

>>606458
you gave me courage

No. 606492

File: 1597668054306.jpg (76.37 KB, 897x922, ogqip1kimn511.jpg)


No. 606493

I like to sleep face down like a retard and it pisses me the fuck off because I’m trying to train myself not to do that cuz I don’t want to ruin my tiddies and make my face wrinkled but alas I wake up in the dead of night faced the fuck downwards

No. 606496

>>606493
how the fuck do you not suffocate

No. 606497

>>606493
you're forgetting that we're ruining our necks that way, too

No. 606498

>>606493
I've been sleeping face down forever and I am told I look about 7 years younger than I am. Titties sitting okay too. But mine are on the small-medium side.

No. 606500

>>606493
Don't fight it, who knows if the claims that sleeping face down will ruin your health are true (they are probably not) if it's natural to you that way then just don't worry. I also sleep on my stomach because if I sleep on my side my arms die and if I lie on my back I instantly become hungry and can't sleep

No. 606501

>>606493
it feels so good to finish off the last few hours of your sleep faced down though, i might suffocate, i might wake up, i love surprises

No. 606502

File: 1597668262338.jpeg (26.6 KB, 380x452, images.jpeg)

>>606487
They killed the retard thread, this is our retard thread now

No. 606503

>>606500
>>606498
yeah, I'm one anon above you (ironically) and I just accepted my sleeping position and don't stress it anymore.

No. 606507

>>606248
I want to try it for you, anon. I bet I would like it

No. 606514

File: 1597669169191.jpeg (129.81 KB, 1500x1261, DE527DC3-957C-4F26-8769-0409CE…)

I bought some of this floss because I cannot stop injecting y2k aesthetic into my life and they’re arriving today. Wish me dreamy dental times………..

No. 606516

>>606500
It instantly makes your hongry? That’s hilarious

No. 606517

>>606500
>>606516
better bite the pillow

No. 606519

Lately I've been having salmon and swiss cheese on croissants for breakfast. I feel like a fucking queen.

No. 606521

>>606519
because you are a queen

No. 606524

File: 1597670020762.jpeg (75.6 KB, 750x780, 2846A1BD-B132-4C92-ACD8-069E8F…)


No. 606527

>>606514
This is what I mean the dumbass shit thread is for discussing dumbass shit, not for fun retsrdation

Good luck with your floss btw its cute

No. 606532

File: 1597670363954.jpg (29.15 KB, 600x600, tumblr_m4drjbpMcd1qeubbbo4_128…)

>>606516
Yeah it's weird even if I just ate, if I lay on my back my stomach feels like 100% acid I dunno what's up with that

No. 606535

File: 1597670617727.jpeg (100.73 KB, 1024x768, 60958940-34E7-4051-96E4-CB5438…)

I’ve been in Wisconsin for a week and I’ve never been more constipated, how these people eat dairy everyday with every meal I will never understand

No. 606538

File: 1597670770132.jpg (Spoiler Image,678.87 KB, 1079x1053, SmartSelect_20200817-004645_Ch…)

This is one of the worst ads I've ever received.

Yes I love getting underwear ads cause I'm always looking for more but I'm not ever looking for cottage cheese lumps

No. 606539

>>606538
Yards across lards

No. 606541

>>606538
That cottage cheese ass is absolutely disgusting. There's not a issue with show casing bigger women, but when it's like that, who fucking finds that shit empowering? Most women's asses don't look that disgusting regardless of how out of shape they are.

No. 606543

>>606541
I'd actually argue that most women that out of shape look exactly that disgusting

No. 606545

>>606538
Reminds me of when I got a job at Aerie who supposedly functioned to empower women of all shapes and sizes yet the larges sizes carried were Large and the biggest bra size was like a D
Now THIS is fat girl representation

No. 606547

>>606538
It's not attractive but I don't find it particularly reprehensible like you're making it out to be. Some women have cottage cheese ass, the ad isn't for you and that's ok.

No. 606549

>>606547
AYRT and I have a cottage cheese ass. But it's not this wide and out in the open on a website where people can see while they eat LOL.

get triggered, fatty.

No. 606550

>>606549
people who sperg out over fatties always end up sounding like scrotes

No. 606551

>>606549
You must have been going some fatty chan shit to get this ad tho, anon
something tells me you a lil wide yoself

No. 606553

>>606550
exactly. fatties are gross but sperging about them is stupid

No. 606555

fatties>scrotes>fat scrotes

No. 606558

i got all my relationship/dating advice from lolcow and im never heartbroken.
yall bitches should work in marital counseling.

No. 606560

anon>anon

No. 606564

Water>Kombucha>Coffee>Matcha

No. 606565

>>606558
We look out for each others hearts here
Even when we’re chewing each others asses out & infighting

No. 606566

live>laugh>love

No. 606567

>>606564
help me learn to like kombucha. i should like it in theory but it’s always gross

No. 606570

>>606555
Men don’t have any reason to be fat until they’re well past middle age, their bodies are biologically designed to be either lean or muscular.

No. 606571

>>606567
I just thing it’s so good idk. I’ve always loved vinegar like a sicko tho kek. When I was a wee child I would take shots of white vinegar from my moms shot glasses

No. 606572

Fanny>butt>ass

No. 606573

>>606567
Samefag by also maybe start with GT’S kombucha in guava goddess or strawberry serenity because they are more sweet that regular kombucha. Also the flavors trilogy, gingerberry and gingeraide are delicious aswell

No. 606575

>>606549
You sound way more triggered

No. 606576

>>606572

Booty>butt>ass>fanny>bum

In conclusion, britbongs suck

No. 606578

File: 1597673383689.png (146.99 KB, 620x620, 6F8580EB-C0DE-42B8-97CA-C2EC60…)

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THR BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEYRE LIKE ITS BETTER THAN YOURS THEYRE LIKE ITS BETTER THAN YOURS I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE

No. 606580

My latest timewaster is rubbernecking on /r/NEET. It's kind of ridiculous over there. I was expecting a support group/friend finding type of place but they compare wage workers to slaves, wish death on "normies", complain whenever the parents they're living off of try to get them to find jobs, believe they're enlightened nihilists, etc etc.

No. 606582

awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No. 606583

File: 1597673747838.jpeg (43.29 KB, 400x560, A7F4FD3F-91E3-4891-815A-E81275…)


No. 606586

File: 1597673883775.jpeg (82.28 KB, 697x465, 9c6cbc-1597673663.jpeg)

pic related is me (almost) trying to seduce a man and offering my love and affection but realising I'm better off finally taking the edge off. I have to keep a healthy distance and be reasonable. Maybe I should be a little more open platonically and put myself out there more sigh

No. 606587

>>606580
yeah absolutely fuck NEETS unless it's temporary unemployment/furlough due to COVID they're just a waste and drain of resources, i have no sympathy

No. 606588

>>606582
God i want the retard thread back so u hoes are contained

No. 606589

>>606588
me too its why im protesting. now….
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No. 606590

>>606588
don't be jealous of our blissfull ignorance sister

No. 606592

>>606582
woooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No. 606593

>>606588
>hoes
Only brainlets use that word FOOL

No. 606594

>>606589
Oh alright, in that case
awoooooooooooooooòooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofuckmodsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofuckscrotesoooooooooooooooooooooooooofucktranniesoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofuckjanniesooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

And if i get banned, fuck u hoes

No. 606595


No. 606597

>>606595
bark bark bark

No. 606600

File: 1597674351015.png (205.6 KB, 601x739, D6JyZRAUYAAxC1l.png)


No. 606601

There is an… inch resting energy on lolcow todah

No. 606602

lolcow truly is the WORST someone barked at me on there today

No. 606606


No. 606607

The tardness is contagious. Contardgious

No. 606608

>>606597
meow × 3

No. 606610

>>606608
samefag this is meant to be times three no bannu

No. 606617

File: 1597674982194.jpg (36.69 KB, 640x640, 659c004c0dd4c2bd00314ac8dfe2f2…)

I'm starting a band called Barking Females. Naturally, I'm on the barkophone. I need a few more barkroundsingers. Who's with me?

No. 606618

>>606602
woof woof

No. 606619

>>606617
bark BARK BARK

No. 606625

File: 1597675356716.png (230.28 KB, 639x331, 0CE99115-7BB9-442F-89EE-535CA4…)


No. 606630

It's simple, I see a stupid post on lolcow, I bark at it

No. 606633

>>606594
ily

woof

No. 606634

>>606625
Lana del ray

No. 606642

File: 1597676197780.gif (825.9 KB, 355x200, 200.gif)


No. 606643

File: 1597676200113.jpg (195.05 KB, 1280x720, D6LMPFh.jpg)

Of course we have to have a record breaking heatwave, in the middle of a pandemic, so no one can go anywhere. Now we’re all stuck inside blasting our ACs so we won’t die from heat exhaustion, now we got rolling blackouts cause the power grid is old as shit…

And there was a gigantic spider in my shower this morning who refused to go down the drain.

Ugh.

No. 606647

>>606588
WOOFFFFFF WOOOFFF AAAWROOOOFFF

No. 606649

I've been thinking… imagine a riot grrl/black metal band. Or better a riot grrl/sludge band. I'd start one but music is not my strong point but if anyone wants to join my band our name is gonna be Mass Disregarding of Rules

No. 606651

Is genderbent shapiro a girl? A tranny? A ladyboy?

No. 606652

File: 1597677027101.jpeg (79.95 KB, 680x626, e78.jpeg)


No. 606653

>>606651
something more. a deity. an eternal being.

No. 606664

>>606651
one of my moms

No. 606666

woke up laughing because i had a dream about vicky shingles and essentially someone simping her irl came to lolcow and spread tea about her.
her supposed name is Bronque. That shit made me die of laughter, wtf kind of name ks Bronque

No. 606670

>>606666
I like your post number and the style of your dreams. that bitch Bronque has been found out at last

No. 606683

File: 1597679202061.png (598.72 KB, 605x453, 1a1.png)

I have a work from home job contracted by the government and there's like 60 of us in an AOL-tier chatroom that we use throughout the day between calls and there's this random scrote who always pisses me off for trying to correct people all the time when he can barely string a sentence together or read a fucking email properly.

Today he went on a huge sperg about Kissanime being taken down and how his fAvOuRiTe anime eVAR is banned from a ton of places despite the fact that all our coworkers are boomers who dont have a clue what hes talking about. I googled it and what do you know? There's a fucking eleven year old loli posing seductively on the front cover. And it's banned in several countries for "indecent depictions of minors." Even at my fucking government job I'm not safe from these pornsick losers. The anime was called No Game No Life if any anons know of it and want to give educate me.

No. 606688

I just want a cute boy and what do I get? Emotionally retarded scrotes.

No. 606694

I love making food and wish I had someone I could share my excitement for it with. My boyfriend is the blessed kind who is happy to be served a bland potato with butter, so while he will always eat what I make, he doesn't really care whether it took 10 minutes or 5 hours.

I made this delicious honey-glazed chicken today with cubed sweet potatoes roasted with green apples and bacon. I'm saving the leftovers so I can indulge it with some garlic bread later, but I so wish I had a friend or someone who could come over to be excited about it with me (and to prevent me from eating it all by myself, kek).

My boyfriend just told me to have some salad with the meal and put a bland piece of lettuce on my plate. I enjoy salads, but iceberg lettuce is the devil.

No. 606700

>>606683
Fuck it, anon, I don’t want to get banned because of some retarded anime tits.

The anime is shit loli pandering, OverPowered bullshit and your coworker is a Cumbrian that oozes secondhand embarrassment, I feel for you, please be patient, he will hopefully get fired.

No. 606704

>>606683
Can you report him for that lmao

No. 606706

>>606643
I too am a califag and yes it’s awful

No. 606710

awoooOOOOOOOOoooo

No. 606714

>>606666
sick quads bro

No. 606716

>>606688
anon 95% of them are emotionally retarded. so go for cute dumb toyboys instead of ugly dumb scrotes. you're gonna get heartbroken anyway, at least you'll have something nice to look at.

No. 606717

>>606706
Anon I am sitting outside right now, it is legit almost 80F/30C but it feels so good. This ass fart from Satan is supposed to last for the rest of the week, like can we not?

>>606704
Seconding this. Cap everything, he is too stupid to realize he is setting himself up. Especially if you guys are working in gov, they take that shit seriously,

No. 606718

>>606716
what is wrong with straight women

No. 606722

I'm too scared to use the sonic totem

No. 606727

>>606718
the fact that we like men. becuase appearantly its not enough for god that we were historically oppressed, get raped, get looked down on, seen as inferior etc. we also have to deal with liking them for some unknown reason.
(im not straight btw just bi but point still stands)

No. 606729

>>606727
get well soon nonnie

No. 606734

>>606688
i am willing to take any man that doesn't have psychopathic tendencies, isn't fat and is around my age at this point but there is no such thing

No. 606743

>>606722
Sonic says fear not
>>606742

No. 606769

>>605376 i love u anon

No. 606779

File: 1597685480730.jpg (559.69 KB, 3287x3300, StuartTremont_Streets_1975_Add…)

women who dressed like "whores" in the 60s and 70s looked so damn cool

No. 606786

am i secretly bi or is it the comphet : the eternal struggle

No. 606793

>>606786
Like is your default lesbian, but comphet making you secretly bi? Sorry if dumb question.

No. 606797

>>606793
i'm a lesbian but i don't know if i'm actually bisexual or i just have strong comphet

No. 606808

I can't stand to be in a conversation with my retard friend.

She asks the stupidest things, makes the stupidest comments and goes into these retarded theories that drive me insane. Talking to her is like talking to a fucking 9 year old that makes up nonsensical conversation. Bitch shut the fuck up this is why you don't have a job

No. 606809

File: 1597687231644.jpg (127.95 KB, 665x551, 24063810-standard.jpg)

peak attractiveness era for males was the 1970s, it's the long hair, sideburns and little butts in tight bellbottom jeans for me
like the entirety of lynyrd skynyrd except the little fat one

No. 606810

Posted about wanting to make jam but I was tipsy, made some now and!!delicious.

No. 606814

>>606797
Thought so, makes sense. Tbh, finding men attractive is normal, but that doesn't mean you're attracted to them or want to date them. Plus comphet. You're probably safely a lesbian, scrotes suck.

No. 606830

>>606786
I only heard of the term comphet on here recently and I'm almost scared to look it up.

I was raised strict catholic and by my early twenties I already had one failed marriage where we never actually did the deed..ten years later I'm still secretly getting off to women and on the outside I'm just some 'probably straight' autist-like single loser

No. 606832

>>606809
my favorite era for hot men is the 90's with grunge, alt rock and punk styles

No. 606844

>>606832
My favorite era for hot men is whatever era they had pencil mustaches in.

No. 606845

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No. 606846

>>606809
Anon, I love you and you're extremely based, just want you to know that.

No. 606857

>>606809

I gotta agree with you, except the clothes were terrible. But the more relaxed approach towards male hair and clothes is a big yes.

No. 606861

File: 1597690174162.jpg (34.8 KB, 307x566, 62cf2d585a8c07620cf106ced5c44d…)

>>606846
thank you anon, you're pretty great yourself

No. 606881

>>606809

Facts.

I feel men looked the best from late 60's til late 80's.

>>606861

fun fact: shirtless "live in pompeii" david gilmour was the reason why I got into floyd lol.

No. 606892

Please when someone makes the next Dumbass Shit thread, just name it Absolutely stupid retard shitpost thread #2

if I knew how to make a thread without fucking up I would do it myself lmao

No. 606895

File: 1597691714131.jpg (141.9 KB, 1000x650, 57fe98b424f84b0ffe34da0b70b758…)

The shower after a good swim in the pool is one of the best things ever. Not only because it's a hot shower after a workout, but also taking off your swimsuit and showering with the other women (and not because I'm a creep, I'm straight, lol). I guess I enjoy being in a communal setting naked, having no one to sexualize our bodies, and just kinda vibing. Makes me feel like a siren in a hot spring waiting for the next ship to sink, gossiping about whatever and shit-talking men. I think after-laps showers are at least half the reason I go to the pool in the first place, besides getting lean, of course.

No. 606897

>job advertises 12-15/hr on indeed
>hear managers talking shit about how people keep putting their expected pay to be 12-15/hr
Why do employers act so ignorant to indeed? you clearly put a high salary and you're shocked when that's what people expect?

No. 606911

>>606814
i found a google doc list of examples of comphet and i relate to so many of them, youre probably right, thank you anon <3

No. 606967

Every time I give Brittany Venti the benefit of the doubt and start following her or whatever she just disappoints me by being a pandering tradthot. Wish she would just go full radfem or something but she’s too reliant on her simps.

No. 606976

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No. 606978

>>606976
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

No. 606988


No. 607014

>>606988

I’m a different anon but thank you for posting this, it’s exactly what I needed right now. I’m bi and I’m wondering to what extent I could just give men up altogether because they have no redeeming features to me at this point.

No. 607024

>>606978
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 607025

>>606967

That bitch low key loves radfem energy. So many of her random tweets and replies even echo something posted here within the last day, it's so obvious. But some girls would rather be a princess of swamp creatures than among their femenine equals. In other words, a female beta like all tradthots.

No. 607029

>>606832
based.
also yall are gonna hate me for it but i wish crop tops on men went actually mainstream during punks peak.

No. 607031

File: 1597699667297.jpg (22.5 KB, 236x414, d04e0b5380c4be4f405569da788bda…)

>>607029
pic related from a zoomer (heir of atticus on tiktok). i know that probably fat hairy men would also wear it but the things i'd sacrifice to see pretty boys in crop tops… i cant even function

No. 607035

>>607031
god that is one hot bod

No. 607037

I just spent like 20 mins doing some next level contortions to get myself off with a faucet in the hotel wet room whilst my friends were in the room. When will my degeneracy end anons.

No. 607038

>>607035
i know, look him up he's pretty. also he does "femboy" looks which i was critical of first (thought he'd turn out to be a pornsick kinda femboy). turns out he's just a straight dude who likes breaking the dress binary. i stan.
his tiktoks are cringe tho.

No. 607041

>>607031
I want a young, slim, relatively hairless bodied man, they don't seem to exist in my country

No. 607045

>>607031
Young pretty boys in crops is the best. Too bad (like you said,) it's only ever gross, hairy fat men

No. 607047

File: 1597700427539.jpg (184.91 KB, 1113x1280, 1489023096084.jpg)

Hallo it's me Porl from the hit show Steve Universal

No. 607048

I think I might have endometriosis. I've had pelvic pain for years, scans done and nothing really found. Now I'm noticing a feeling of pressure kind of in my rectum, I notice it in the lead up to my period and also after any kind of penetrative play (normal vag sex) No way on earth am I going to a doc to describe that. I haven't been to a doc in years and I just registered with a new one. Cool, mystery anus sensation

No. 607049

>>607047
Hey, can you do me a favor? Select the checkbox next to your post, select the checkbox next to file and clikc the delete button, thanks love

No. 607050

there's so many femdons on this website it almost makes me feel bad for being a bottom kek

No. 607051

File: 1597700632779.jpg (90.32 KB, 498x750, 5bb28c999d791ab444a96c70aa6385…)

>>607031
A fucking look.
Also, Ezra Miller in We Need to Talk About Kevin was it.

No. 607055

i just want a gf but i dress like a mormon so everyone assumes i’m a straight sister wife rip.

No. 607058

>>607047
This post gave me aids.

>>607051
I feel disgusting whenever I watch that movie, because I lost over him like a tumblr girl lusts over the Columbine shooters. Let me s your d before you go gently place arrows into your dad and sister's spine pls

No. 607062

Sometimes I remember that RDJ became a drug addict when he was like 7 or 8 years old because of his piece of shit father and was addicted for decades and still somehow looks good for his age while other male celebrities are losing their hair and are aging like milk before they're reaching their forties and I'm legit impressed.

No. 607063

all these feminine guys are cute but god they almost never age well. a feminine or "youthful" face with male pattern baldness and sagging skin. oh lord. and they look ugly as shit when their metabolism catches up to them and they gain weight from all the shit food they eat.

thicc men 4 ever (except for those who go bald and get beer guts…they're going to hell for being ugly)

No. 607064

>>607062
hear me out

it's because he is short?

No. 607068

>>607064
Maybe but even then being short isn't enough. He used to be a pretty boy too and usually pretty boys age like milk but he still looks good. I hope I can age gracefully like that.

No. 607069

File: 1597702013371.jpg (362.1 KB, 1080x725, FaceApp_1597701025971.jpg)

>>607050
Many such Female Dons

No. 607072

>>607063
Fat or even chubby men are pretty gross imo but yeah even the young slim guys end up similar.. quick take a pic while they're still hot and enjoy it lol

I was saying in a diff thread lately that most of my crushes are past versions of celebs whose looks have since gone to shit, depressing

No. 607073

>>607068
he is lowkey cute, i have just noticed more short men aging like this but of course i can't think of many right now. he also has nice dark features vs the pinky skin bloodshot eyes lighter dudes get in older age

No. 607077

>>607051
I wish Ezra Miller had disappeared after this movie. Watched it when I was 11 and I replayed the part where he jerks off like crazy. Memories…

No. 607078

>>607063
i can handle fat and chubby, but baldness is a no go for me. you can lose weight but can't get your hair back

No. 607079

>>607051
I wish he'd just be normal. Why did he have to become a genderspecial and choke random women

No. 607089

Got a small portable air conditioner but every time I turn it on it trips my circuit breaker. It's so hot RIP

No. 607090

>>607073
>he also has nice dark features vs the pinky skin bloodshot eyes lighter dudes get in older age
That's true, I never really noticed that detail but many white male celebrities have a pink undertone I guess.

No. 607098

>>607090
where i'm from most people have pinky undertones and while women usually actually take care of their shit, men just look like undercooked bacon at 40.

No. 607100

>>606582
5 6 7 0 9

No. 607101

Does anyone else feel guilty for finding men attractive? I think it's because I feel so undesirable that even an average / ugly man is above me. If I see an attractive guy irl I feel like he thinks I'm attracted to him and internally makes fun of me. I can never look at pictures or videos of conventionally attractive men, even if I'm not actually attracted to them. I feel like I'm committing a crime by being ugly.

No. 607102

>>607101
remember that even an "ugly" woman is better than a scrote and that i love you anon, but I kinda do understand where you're coming from!

No. 607103


No. 607104

>>607051
Oh he was so pretty here. Why cute boys gotta let female attention get to their head and go full retard every time

No. 607105

>>607101
Anon, you are more beautiful than any scrote by default. Please do not allow them the power or energy over you to make you feel this way. And yes I do feel guilty also kek

No. 607106

>>607098
I was born and raised in Europe but since I'm not of European descent and I have a yellow undertone so I can tan super fast without trying and everyone in my family looks younger than the average where we live. This is making more and more sense now, I never thought about it before.

No. 607109

>>607101
Yeah, big time. I find myself so ugly everytime I see or think about a guy I think is cute I just get this overwhelming nervous feeling and I start making this weird face that I just can’t get off my face. It’s so autistic. It might be considered cute if I were cute but I’m ugly so it’s just embarrassing and weird.

No. 607112

>>607101
The first question I can relate too. But your reason is fucked up. Lmao sis fuck that, fuck feeling guilty because you think you don’t measure up to some arbitrary scrote standards. If fucking balding egghead dicklets feel entitled to tight teen bodies and big tiddie gf, you’re allowed to lust over whoever you want.

No. 607114

Yesterday I thought I saw a pretty woman wearing a cute little green dress that reminded me of tinker bell because she had blonde hair, I walked up to compliment her and tell her she made me think of tinkerbell but the voice that thanked me from beneath the face mask was none other than the deep gutteral tone of a trooned out scrote and basically I fraternized with the enemy

No. 607115

>>607114
Samefag but what kills me the most is I told this larper that he reminded me of a commonly sexualized Disney cartoon which is the worst thing I could’ve possibly compared them to, aside from some degen anime character

No. 607116

Why in the fuck did I just read a thing where a troon said cis women's pussies ATHROPHY and get tighter and dry due to them just not fucking due to older age. I am so fucking done with this shit. I am going full tard rage mode.

No. 607118


No. 607123

>>606683
pretend to be interested and have him explain in front of the boomers what the anime is about or post the images from the anime and ask "is this what you're talking about?" in the chat

No. 607128

>>607114
Don’t be too harsh on yourself anon, your judgment was clouded by the face mask.

No. 607136

I can’t get mad at my dogs for picking random shit up and eating it when I do the same thing

No. 607153

>>607047
Hullo Porl

No. 607155

>>607136
anon if you're saying what I think please take care. Hugging you

No. 607158

just realised i only can stand hot men but i women i actually care about, thank you late night thoughts.

No. 607161

I got called a dyke today but I’m one of the ones posting here about wanting tanned cock all the time kek

No. 607164

MEN DON’T WIPE THEIR DICKS AFTER THEY PISSED?

No. 607165

>>607164
w-what and some of you suck on them?!

No. 607169

>>607164
YEAH that’s why straight anons are so on edge all the time
It’s all the leftover piss they drink!!

No. 607172

>>607164
I always thought they did? But I was always wondering how they wipe their dick after pissing. Well now I know.

No. 607178

>>607114
this has me dying, I can just picture your shock

No. 607179

Kek I was posting from my phone and a notice came up that the IP address has a ban from 2017. Weird how IPs get recycled

No. 607183

>>607161
Dang, you sound like you’d make a great gal-pal anon

No. 607186

>>606567
Try yerba mate, it tastes like if kombucha was actually good

No. 607189

>>607164
I just asked my bf and he said just shaking and squeezing it suffices, they don’t even feel the need to wash hands because there was no contact with the pee hole.., he said he washes hands mainly from touching toilet lid and door handle. Anons I-

No. 607193

>>606567
Fuck that it is gross. Just drink regular tea or coffee rather than wasting money on something you probably won't learn to love. At least your money will be going to something you actually enjoy as a treat.

No. 607201

this guy i am talking to is a fucking chuunibyou so it's hard for me to read him. ugh. i am not sure if he's interested.

No. 607205

>>606779
any idea of the dress designer? im in .. love

>>607047
just fucking disgusting

No. 607206

>>607201
Chuunibyou how? Does he type in asterisk actions?

No. 607209

jahnn sobstien back

No. 607212

>>607206
he speaks really really overly formally. and just kind of acts weird in that kind of way.

No. 607232

>>607201
are you interested in his chuuni?

No. 607238

Kristen Stewart looks like every chick from Massachusetts I ever met. Average, always stoned-looking women.

No. 607239

>>607238
She’s sooo my type though, I guess I have to move to Massachusetts

No. 607253

>>607232
k-kind of. he's pretty hot.

No. 607260

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the guy that im currently fucking just posted an instagram photo today and my heart jumped because as a normie guy he rarely posts feed photos so im stuck staring at the same ones. Seeing this was more than a treat. He is so fucking fine its honestly disgusting. LIke i really be having that fine man's penis inside of me. I really did that!!!!

No. 607262

FUCK STOVES why are those bastards so hard to keep clean!!!!

No. 607271

I want to get crazy I want to go stupid.

No. 607276

>>607271
is this a black eyed peas song

No. 607284

>>607260
I can't tell if this is satire or not

No. 607285

>>607238
I'm in Massachusetts and I wish. I just watched the Runaways and am developing a hard crush on her

No. 607286

>>607271
go crazy AAAAAAA go stupid AAAAAAANJDKFKLJ

No. 607290

>>607285
maybe anon literally meant boston, but still she's incorrect.

No. 607312

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the only men i would want to marry or have a child with (childbirth fucking terrifies me) are idolized/morphed-from-my-fantasies versions of rockstars from 1990’s-2000’s

No. 607318

Unrelated but in the newest Garret Watts video around the 5min mark he uses the same song that pixielocks uses in every single video snd I dont know what to feel

Maybe a bit embarrased maybe a bit crazy maybe a simple "oh wow?"

No. 607324

Do I qualify for an anxiety diagnosis if my only symptom is extreme overthinking? Everyone overthinks, but mine is crippling. I only experience physical symptoms when I'm about to go socialize.

No. 607325

grew up catholic and resent it now but man does catholocism have good aesthetics. think about it.. stained glass windows in roman churches, the rituals, the chanting, shirts made of hair that people used to wear to punish themselves, saints without decaying bodies, rosary beads clicking.. its all very theatrical and dramatic

No. 607332

Every three years I get a new dumbass blonde sidekick. I wonder who she’ll be next year

No. 607334


No. 607341

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>>607334
As fate would have it, my sidekick has found me again. Are you ready for all our dramatic monologues and pointless schemes????

No. 607342

I keep losing weight in my arms which were already skinny to begin with. I'm like a twig from the tits up but my stomach (I think it's my uterus that makes it not flat) and my thighs are the complete opposite.

It's weird to look at in the mirror.

No. 607363

I'm scared. My left leg has a hugeeee dark bruise and my enter leg hurts. on my right leg is a new big red bruise. Not sure what's happening but I've never experienced this.

No. 607416

>>607342
I am the opposite, all my fat seems to go in my upper arms amd thighs, and none in my stomach, butt or breasts. Maybe we need to stop thinking of the "standard" female body as the actual standard because there is really no standard, it's arbitrarily picked.
>>607363
Maybe your veins broke somewhere? It happens to my friend too, she gets big bruises for no reason. She says you need to get more vitamin C and B12 (I think, maybe it was some other B)

No. 607417

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No. 607421

File: 1597738844915.jpg (7.94 KB, 225x225, undercut.jpg)

There's no new hair thread on /g/ so I'll ask here.

What are the thoughts on nape undercuts? The problem with looking them up on pinterest or whatever is that it has these insta fitness models and I'm a schlubby, touch overweight unfashionable kinda ugly woman with frizzy thick hair, so I have no clue how it'll work for me.

I'd like to get it for pragmatic reasons. I get headaches a lot from heat and my hair is a good insulator, so it would be nice if that was gone. But at the same time my hair generally looks bad? Like it flicks out and can break hairbands, but also lies flat on top with a tonne of curled up split ends which I hack away at every few weeks because I'm genuinely too poor for fancy shampoos or haircuts.

I don't know, I found out about this cut like 2 days ago so feel it'd be rash. Plus I grew my hair out for the past year from a very unflattering botched DIY haircut (that I didn't do!), so the idea of shaving my head sounds scary.

No. 607426

>>607421
There is a hair thread: >>>/g/142100

No. 607563

I'm generally not big on shaving my legs but seeing as I shaved them decently a couple days ago I've been keen to get some wear out of my shorts for once. Legs looked good thismorning as I was getting dressed… like two hours later there's fairly visible stubble.. and I'm reminded of why I usually can't be arsed with it lol

>>607421
I always thought this was a lesbian thing, or it started out as a lesbian thing at least. Guess I should stop reading it as an indicator of that.

No. 607579

>>607324
You do anon! My psychologist told me thats cognitive anxiety or something. Not everyone has super hard outer symptoms snd some of us learnt to conceal them/not show emotion so it is indeed valid

No. 607602

File: 1597763604784.jpeg (654.91 KB, 1125x1015, 40E5F006-A085-45E9-B5F4-49667F…)

They’re marketing these things to people who look like the Lady m&m pictured on the bag. Older ladies with ~sexy glasses~ they even gave her a sour expression like the one their target audience can relate to. They make that face when they see something questionable on social media and Sound Off with a gif

No. 607612

>>607602
I'd still eat these anyway tbh. Also didn't they make this character cause people kept criticizing the green one?

No. 607621

>>607612
It’s time we make them make a new one and when that is made we demand another

No. 608210

Do people actually sing these songs or are they vocaloids? I can't tell if the vocals are sampled from a different song or an anime or what. I listen to a lot of this genre for bg music and it drives me nuts sometimes because I can't tell if it's a real person or not. I tried googling it but didn't get anywhere.

No. 608291

>>607421
I think it would probably look cool, anon! But you might want to ask your parents if you have any kind of birthmark on the back of your head first… I got a really short pixie once that had a fade in the back and didn't realize I had a huge red birthmark right at my hairline RIP.

I would definitely sleep on it before making a decision. Luckily hair grows back!

No. 608498

>>608210
pretty sure those vocals are from that anime's ending or opening (real person) but common EDM remixes will put layers of grain or sound over the original songs while chopping them up to be faster. vocal chop in EDM takes from other songs and random shows, makes them robotic, chops them to not sound that language anymore.
linked vid is one example



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