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No. 605718

Get that dumbfuck stupid juice out of your worm brain and spill all your tardy spaghetty here.
Rules
>there's no rules
>jk just follow the global ones aka: no emojis, no racebait, don't infight, no baiting
>Be as stupid dumbfuck idiot with no braincells as possible
>any post goes, don't hold back, all gas no brakes babeyyyy
>you wanna bark? then AWOOF WOOF bitch, you wanna post nonsense? then asdfghk gugugaga dada shit bitch, you wanna reply to anon as if she was your stupid sister who bullies you? go ahead and do it teach that lil shit
>etc
>don't take these posts seriously please or you'll lose(>>>dumbass shit thread)

No. 605720

what's the difference between this and the dumbass shit thread

No. 605721

>>605720
nyaaaa

No. 605722

>>605721
i hate this already

No. 605723

>>605722
you're welcomed

No. 605724

Basically this

No. 605731


No. 605734


No. 605735

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No. 605737

>>605720
it's the dumbass shit thread but stronger

No. 605738

But why?

No. 605741

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No. 605742

>>605738
no booly

No. 605743

>you wanna reply to anon as if she was your stupid sister who bullies you? go ahead and do it teach that lil shit

Awesome. Can we do that thing where we act like every post we don't like was written by a scrote too?

No. 605745

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No. 605748

>>605731
USSY GUSSY MY PWUSSY

No. 605752

>>605748

HE WANNA TAKE HIM A LOOKIE

No. 605754

I Just Enjoy Being An Unapologetically Insane Woman™

No. 605757

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No. 605759

Everyone's lost it YEAH

No. 605762

curdle curdle


saged

No. 605766

I just want this gross celebricultist man I've been yearning for this quarantine to fuck me so I can finally kill my elf in peace

No. 605767

I dont get pussy bacon and im jealosusussjsusjsusj

No. 605780

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No. 605784

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GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

No. 605785

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No. 605791

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Hexing everyone who posts in this thread

No. 605793

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>>605791
TRY ME

No. 605794

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>Absolutely stupid retard shitpost thread
>oh right, the thread. the thread for anon, the thread chosen especially to please anon. anon's thread.
Thank you OP from the bottom of my heart

No. 605796

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>>605791
anon, I will bang your mom if u do that

No. 605802

RUN WITH ME YOU MAJESTIC CREATURES
RUN FREE
AWOOOO

No. 605809

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No. 605810

AWOOFWOOF AWOOOOOOOOOO

No. 605811

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sage this motherfuckers


this will double as a new thread for me to drunk post in since the other drunkpost thread is as dead as my grandpa

No. 605813

>>605809
BORN TO FUCK
WORLD IS A DIE
KILL EM ALL 1987
I am trash woman
345678903456789 DEAD COPS

No. 605814

File: 1597603060233.jpg (1.11 MB, 2075x1444, iStock-940800024.jpg)

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

No. 605815

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No. 605816

>>605814
I have decided to go to a far better with the new one it is better than the other one is a little more than a few wanna go look at it more like

No. 605818

>>605814
im not a native speaker so i deadass read this sentence 50 times THINKING IT HAD COMPLEX GRAMMAR imma dumb bitch

No. 605819

>>605814
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 605821

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Hey cunts,

My name is Svetlana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any of that good dick? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than masturbating to otome games.

No. 605822

>>605814
yeah man

No. 605827

>>605821
Sweatlana

No. 605829

>>605821
Bully me more uwu

No. 605831

>>605821
Is this gimpgirl 2.0 trying to give us advice? On a camgirl vagina commentary forum? Well, I never.

No. 605832

>>605821
Svetlan …..whyyy

No. 605833

Sven

No. 605842

>>605821
Nestle you're really hot can we be gwifwends?

No. 605843

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No. 605845

>greetings homosexuals

No. 605846

>>605843
Thank you I'm retarded

No. 605848

>>605846
we been knew

No. 605849

cocksuck 69 420 hehe

No. 605852

burp

No. 605854

>>605785
this is my everyday experience

No. 605855

I hate that I'm so retarded most of what I say is a conversation ender or puts a permanent stop in a conversation

like at work in the group chat, I say something and nobody says anything until the next day. do they do this shit on purpose???

No. 605858

^nobody reply to this bitch

No. 605862

it's been a while since I've been to the dentist aaaaaaa but I'm broke from covid AAAAAHHH BUT I USED TO WORK AS A DENTAL ASSISTANT SO I KNOW I SHOULD REALLY GO SEE THE DENTIST SOON AAAAAAAAHHHH

No. 605865

gay sadness

No. 605868

I keep having dreams about eatting a sloppy diseased deformed wet pussy

No. 605869

nooooo my heccin posterino (add wojak)

No. 605870

I’m diving into the art of manifestation. I’m kind of afraid to manifest big things for myself so I’m starting with my childhood friend who is an professional athlete. This season started a bit rocky but I’m sure that he will be in the Olympics in 2020.

I’ll start dropping hints for our mutual friends such as ”oh the x had a very succesful game at xxx I’m sure he’ll win the next series”. And then he will eventually pick the hints and people surrounding him are conditioning him to win

Yeah I’m that kind of crazy.

No. 605872

>>605870
anon manifest me a gf

No. 605875

>>605870
Manifest my tumor away pls

No. 605876

>>605870
EVERYONE PLACE THEIR HAND ON ANON AND LET HER MANIFEST US GOOD SHIT

No. 605878

I want a woman to hump my thighs please and thank u

No. 605879

>>605878
Unironically this

No. 605882

>>605870
Does manifestation really work like that ?Never tried manifesting before i'm more of a subliminal person tbh but I thought if you tell other people about it it makes it less likely to come true. I thought scripting was the way to do it.

Anyway good luck anon!

No. 605884

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i let a boyfriend stuff a can of vienna sausages in my vagina when i was younger. end with a yeast infection.

is my retardation elevated enough to post in this thread

No. 605886

LESS TALK MORE STUPID

No. 605887

>>605884
Yes. Also why

No. 605889

shut the fuck up, i'm crying

No. 605890

>>605855
do you have a lighter?
whatever bye

No. 605893

>>605882
You listen to those garage band soundbites and turn into an Real Anime??

No. 605897

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No. 605900

>>605886
I have stupidity performance anxiety and can only think of smart stuff right now. quantum physics

No. 605901

>>605821
spit on me

No. 605903

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all the nonnies hating on this thread, take the stupid-pill

No. 605905

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Tenshi eating a corndog!

No. 605908

>>605905
Describe the experience of eating a corndog to me.

No. 605909

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i love this littlke chinese bitch

No. 605912

:/

No. 605913

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No. 605914

>>605879
Tard who said i was being ironic
HUMP MY THIGHS

No. 605915

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I wanna scream and shout and let it all out

No. 605916

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>>605908
tasty treat

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No. 605918

>>605912
Emojis are illegal… u will be shot now

No. 605922

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No. 605923

hey bitches why do I always fail in everything

No. 605924

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No. 605925

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No. 605926

>>605918
please

No. 605927

>>605925
I still don't wanna fuck a shapiro

No. 605929

>>605925
not as hot as his sister

No. 605930

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hello fellow wet pussies!! i'm a gurl

No. 605931

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No. 605932

>>605930
anon please stop my pussy is so confused

No. 605934

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No. 605935

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No. 605937

>>605930
Demi lovato now with FAS

No. 605938

>>605900
>>605886
damn I misread this as: let's talk more stupid

No. 605939

>>605931
Thanks anon! Very cool!

No. 605940

>>605935
im crying please stop

No. 605941

>>605931
he probably deserved it

No. 605942

>>605925
Euw this looks like a person. No me gusta

No. 605943

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No. 605944

>>605943
why are you doing this to me anon

No. 605945

Guys I just noticed that a boy I like from uni changed to an anime profile picture….. on his personal Instagram
What does this mean

No. 605947

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No. 605949

>>605945
It means he changed his profile pic to an anime character

No. 605950

>>605947
this is genuine torture. the gay confusion you're giving me should be illegal

No. 605951

>>605947
stop doing this to her anon

No. 605953

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No. 605958

>>605945
he masturbates to hentai. abort mission

No. 605959

>>605953
someone fucking stop this anon. why the fuck is troon ben shapiro so hot why the fuck do you hate me

No. 605960

>>605953
>me and my $ugar daddy!! uwu

No. 605961

>>605953
Now turn JP a woman too

No. 605964

>>605953
I want to fucking puke

No. 605965

you know I genuinely believe that girls in general can understand each other better than any man ever could and that we should stand by each other and shit but

why are some girls just SUCH BITCHES?!?! WHY?! WHY?!?! BE NICE!! ANTAGONIZING "OTHER GIRLS" IS RETARDED!! BE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!

No. 605966

>>605964
why are you so mean to my wife

No. 605967

>>605953
How short is ben shapiro?

No. 605968

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No. 605969

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No. 605970

>>605969
horrible thank you i love you

No. 605971

pee pee poo poo

No. 605972

>>605969
Honestly impressed by how it handled the beard.

No. 605973

>>605969
you don't have to do it to us. please, think of the children

No. 605975

>>605973
i agree

No. 605976

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>>605969
holy shit

No. 605978

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No. 605980

>>605978
anon……………………….

No. 605983

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No. 605984

>>605983
anon…………………………………………………………………………………………….

No. 605985

bark snarl hiss

noone cares about me or respects me at all

No. 605990

>>605965
Yea like I WANT GOOD THINGS FOR US AND YOU COME FOR ME? JESSICA?? WHY

No. 605991

>>605969
t. cEOs of pink pill

No. 605992

>>605985
correct

No. 605993

>>605938
I mean sure why not lol

No. 605994


No. 605995

im in love with the ben shapiro anon

No. 606000

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>>605965
"other girls" should try being nice too

No. 606001

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No. 606003

I love her

No. 606004

File: 1597610570931.jpg (74.8 KB, 344x350, fuck.jpg)


No. 606007

>>605978
get this evil temptress and impure harlot out of my Christian house!

No. 606012

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blaim mArvel??? beleeb it lel

No. 606018

now I will rest zzzz

No. 606020

>enters the Absolutely stupid retard shitpost thread
>people post about leg-humping and images of lesbians
>leaves even more sexually frustrated
Thanks for nothing bitches

No. 606021

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This comment made me laugh so much. I'm 10, you're probably 9, kid.

No. 606022

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>>606018
Me too good night zzz

No. 606024

>>606022
goodnight nonnie

No. 606025

>>606020
youre welcome

No. 606026

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>>606020
>images of lesbians

No. 606028

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do you ever just. You know. Make your self sneeze by stick the Q tipp up yr nose over and o er again? I’m p sure I gave myself heart problems w/ how much I have made it stop by way of The Big Sneeze

No. 606031

>>606026
female JP looks like she dresses like a stud in her free-time and surfs

No. 606033

>>606028
use black pepper instead

No. 606037

female Ben Shapiro is just Abby Shapiro

No. 606041

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Medicum morbo adhibere

No. 606042

>>606026
I'm gonna tell my kids these are my parents

No. 606045

Let me tell you about my crush. He is a bigass conceited jerk and won't listen to what anyone else has to say because he is always right. He also smokes too much and drinks. He's very, very smart but somehow always knows the hard stuff and messes up the easy stuff. I always learn something new from him, although sometimes I can't understand what he's talking about. He loves punk music and he wears the same 3 band shirts all the time and he likes to write poems which are pretty good. He sends them to me sometimes and I rate them and he gets pissy whenever I say it's anything lower than 8/10. I've always had an incredible urge to impress him since he's so smart but I realized I actually like him when the thought of him sitting in my lap popped into my head one day. If I didn't know him I wouldn't think he's especially good looking but now I think he is so adorable and can't stop looking at him. He's only a tiny bit taller than me and has blonde hair. When we had to give presentations in class, like powerpoint presentations, he didn't make a pptx he just wrote a bunch of formulas on the board for half an hour and said it was more romantic that way than with powerpoint when the professor questioned him. Even though he always acts high and mighty whenever I need help he'll always help me. I just want to beat him on the head for being an ass but also I just wanna hug him. Alright now everyone tell me about your crush please

No. 606046

>>606037
abby is hotter

No. 606048

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calling up my girls to shit talk like

No. 606050

>>606042
Nearly popped a cyst laughing at this

No. 606051

so wild that the high fashion/modeling industries have the exact same beauty standards as those eunuch sisters in /snow/. deviledeggs or whatever

No. 606054

>>606050
haha thank you I'm glad

No. 606055


No. 606056

>>606045
One time i completele missed my crush asking me to a show, because i hated the bad so much i just laughed at him. He fucking was asking if he saw me at the show, how he was sure he saw me, sad how i wasnt there too, would i like to go to the next one and my dumb ass LAUGHED AT HIM. Then in high school, i didnt know he was there for night classes, and i saw him in the hallway, or a hall rather on the other side. His ass waved at me, smiled and was making his cute ass way to me AND I WALKED THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE DIDNT MEAN ME. WE WERE ALONE. APPARENTLY. He had been asking about me and all my friends thought i just was playing hard to get even though i was just a retard virgin who thought i was too ugly for his beautiful tall self. An emo jrocky gOD I SWEAR. SO SWEET. I always just came off so non chalant with him after, dying inside. Saw him in the supermarket as adults, still cute and i was so much cuter than in school, he tried to say hi to me and I JUST DIPPED RED AS SHIT. Thats the story of how i became a 90% lesbian who is 1000% smooth with ladies and hates all men but him the end.

No. 606057

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my lips are currently very soft i am going to astral project and kiss u all my sweet nonnies

No. 606058

This thread is basically women's bathroom at a club and we're all completely shitfaced talking

No. 606060

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No. 606061

>>606045
i haven't had a crush since i was 15

No. 606062

>>606058
i'm the one taking a huge shit in the toilet

No. 606063

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL

No. 606065

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No. 606066

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Accidentally scheduled a dick appointment with a (now formerly) sexily pure man of god to defile, i'm excited but also kind of feel like i'm grooming someone because he's so naively delighted pls help

No. 606067

>>606057
thank you, mwah~

No. 606068

>>605969
literally kylie and caitlyn jenner

No. 606070

>>606068
Caitlyn could never

No. 606074

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fr esh avo cado

No. 606077

>>606068
Apologize

No. 606078

I love all of you and I hope our lives get better someday

No. 606079

>>606057
smooch <3

>>606058
accurate description

No. 606081

>>606062
And i am yelling behind the door about how its so important you feel comfortable doing that, do you need pads or tampons, ily

No. 606084

I see your gay bff's and I raise you my eunuch bff

No. 606086

>>606084
Show us his withered dick

No. 606092

How tan do you like your dicks? I like pale dicks

No. 606093

>>606092
when theyre vaginas

No. 606096


No. 606100

>>606093
hahahahahahhahajajajajjaahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

No. 606107

I accidentally reported my own fucking post

No. 606108

>>606107
someone had to do it

No. 606110

>>606107
doing God's work

No. 606128

>>606055
>masculine bone structure with feminine facial features (sharp jaw/large eyes etc)
>very tall and long-limbed/thin
>flat and curveless
>prepubescent boy aesthetic

it's the devildeggs sisters

No. 606129

What happened to "F" being a sign of RESPECT…. I lost 2 ranks in league of legends fighting for your freedom and this is how you "meme kids" repay me? Pathetic. Learn some RESPECT

No. 606130

i cant stop shitting no lie

No. 606132

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What kind of girl are you guys? I squish bugs

No. 606136

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No. 606137

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No. 606145

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No. 606154

>>606132
bitch I pick it up with my bare hands and put it outside

No. 606156

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That's what you get for falling into my TRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 606163

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who here likes drinking water



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