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No. 2348141

actual mundane events edition

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary events from your everyday life.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2330755

No. 2348149

>>2348141
I'm so excited to see another nona use the lizards as a threadpic!!

No. 2348154

>>2348149
hope no one noticed the typo in the initial post, was too excited to finally bring the geckos in as per nonnie suggestion

No. 2348160

>>2348136
Nah I'm ugly but I could see someone pretending to find me "cute" for special points or something. I've seen this behavior regarding certain topics I'll refrain from mentioning before, so I can see it happening with my face if godforbid it gets posted somehow.

No. 2348164

I went out of my way to make a meatloaf with organic vegetables and grass fed organic beef and it turned out shit. Significantly worse taste than the mass produced corn fed beef I used to make my normal amazing meatloaf.

No. 2348190

File: 1736986774631.jpg (25.16 KB, 640x634, 1000000938.jpg)

Top tier threadpic although, geckos shouldn't be around each other like that even just for a pic. Idk how someone got a hat on 1 gecko, let alone 3

No. 2348194

>>2348190
>geckos shouldn't be around each other like that even just for a pic
i know its a quick google search, but could you elaborate more on that? id like to hear more

No. 2348199

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>>2348194
Quick and simple explanation is just that they're solitary, prey creatures. They pretty much limit their interactions with other animals as much as possible, and bring close to other geckos can stress them out. If they're cohabitated together, often they will fight for dominance and food but a lot of people don't know ge ko body language, so they see stuff like picrel and think "awww they're cuddling" kek. Anyway, it's just unnecessary stress.

No. 2348209

>>2348199
Thank you! Very informative and straight to the point, it reminds me of how snakes are incapable of feeling affection but can otherwise show their attachment to their owners in the form of trust. (take this with a grain of salt, this is coming second hand)

No. 2348246

Thank you to the anon that made this thread with the correct thread description. Much love to you.

No. 2348272

File: 1736991601531.jpg (68.2 KB, 686x386, 1000000940.jpg)

I think I might try to do a keratin treatment at home. A relaxer would be cheaper and easier, but I've seen the studies about how they cause cancer.

No. 2348273

>>2348272
I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life but left looks so much nicer

No. 2348279

>>2348273
It's more about management than looks. Also, my hair doesn't look like that

No. 2348285

I don't like how people pretend to feel strongly about things as a joke or whatever. The most recent creepcast episode reminded me of that because Wendigoon kept saying how he wants to leave but can't because there's so much money involved. He also likes to remind people he was in medschool whenever things get a little too silly around him and it's so annoying. I know he's just saying it to play the straight man and that he knows he's lucky to have made millions off youtube but it ruins the mood. Reminded me of acquaintances that would derail conversations by taking fake offense to something that others would then play along with. Maybe I'm just autistic.

No. 2348286

>>2348279
can you post in the hair thread in /g/ about how it goes? I've wanted to do this at home as well but I'm too pussy

No. 2348290

>>2348286
I'll make sure to if i actually go through with it

No. 2348297

File: 1736992682547.jpg (80.69 KB, 1311x181, Screenshot_20250116_045601_Sam…)

Reading a fanfiction and got jumpscared by this line. Who tf is Muhammad in this context. This is so hilarious considering it's a capeshit high-school AU fanfic

No. 2348300

>>2348297
KEKK that reminds me of the time I was reading a fic and I got absolutely blindsided by a character being referred to as "the brit". my god just go back to calling him the blonde or blue orbed fellow.

No. 2348302

>>2348300
>blue orbed fellow
LMAO

No. 2348380

File: 1736997762918.jpg (2.8 MB, 5500x3465, Mitsubishi_Galant_1600_EL.jpg)

I really like cars but modern cars are so fucking ugly i refuse to learn how to drive. I want pic rel, it looks cool. Modern cars look like homosexual eggs.

No. 2348395

>>2348297
Backwaters in the middle of no where always weirdly obsessed with the squid game people indonesians/malaysians likely wrote that

No. 2348412

About a week ago I found a rock I collected as a child. I forgot I even liked to pick up rocks.

No. 2348422

>>2348412
Samefag but I also found some of my baby teeth. It mad me sad because it reminded me of how bad my dental hygiene was growing up. However, I will say my canine teeth were pointy as fuck. I'm kinda jealous of little me, I wish they were still sharp so I could be a vamp kween.

No. 2348509

I love walking. Makes me feel so good mentally and physically. If I could only stick with one form of exercise ever, it would be walking. I wish it wasn't seen as so uncool. Maybe I was a dog in a past life.
>>2348395
Can be euros too, the Muhammad to the mountain saying is common in some euro countries too

No. 2348543

>>2348380
Wish they'd return to these shapes but I think it has to do with safety kek modern cars are built to crumple up in accidents

No. 2348556

my face is so dry from winter

No. 2348574

Life has gotten so crazy, I've started playing affirmation videos while I sleep. And also just cause the talking helps me fall asleep…

No. 2348575

Watching my scrawny teenage brother house down an entire pizza, a Costco sized premade salad and three red velvet cupcakes in abject jealousy

No. 2348580

it's cold out so i am bundled up in bed with a bunch of fluffy blankets and feel like i'm in a burrow

No. 2348592

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>>2348556
Here ya go noni

No. 2348604

My body looks better when slightly underweight, I have some hip definitions instead of looking like a barrel.

No. 2348606

>>2348575
Don't feel bad anon, his bad eating habits will catch up with him eventually.

No. 2348608

>>2348606
anon it sounds like she's missing when she could do that when she was younger and is commenting her brother still can because of his teenage metabolism not that he has bad eating habits… this isn't the vent thread.

No. 2348689

Eating 4 nutella toast and 2 bowls of cornflakes and enjoying myself until I look at my phone clock and am like damnnn nearly 3 weeks into the new year and I still haven't started on that weight loss journey

No. 2348702

>>2348412
In my winter coat right now, I have three cool pebbles I found. I keep them in there so I can feel them and be happy everytime I put on the coat.

No. 2348705

>>2348575
ok, but he still doesn't have ass does he?, checkmate liberal

No. 2348706

>>2348689
Keekk you’re me

No. 2348755

>>2348689
i wish i could eat that much nutella without falling into a sugar coma. you're more powerful than me

No. 2348761

File: 1737036090398.png (5.09 MB, 3570x2859, Elsie dies from cringe.png)

>doing some art studies
>one monitor has my drawing program open, the second monitor has gay porn in it
>carefully analyzing how the torso and pelvis protrudes in skinny guys, and where the muscles are attached in buff moids
>moms on vacation, i should be fine
>suddenly the door swings opens at full force
>its my grandma
>she looks at my screen
>i rapidly close the window
>there is another window with more gay porn under it
>fuck
>i close that too
>she looks at me
>i look at her
>there is at least 5 seconds of silence, they feel eternal
>i break the ice
>''so.. uhh what do you want''
>''your mom asked me to check on you, she told me you havent answered the phone since you left
>check phone, 5 missing calls and 4 messages
>''well uhh.. tell her i am fine''
>''ok, call if you need anything''
>she finally leaves

it must have been like 5 mins max but it felt like an eternity, why do they never knock

No. 2348771

>>2348761
>i rapidly close the window
>there is another window with more gay porn under it
Kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk nonna

No. 2348779

>>2348761
KEK that's why I always draw facing the door. Good luck on your studies

No. 2348789

>>2348761
Those were the days

No. 2348797

I can’t believe asmongold lives near Austin (Cedar Park). I want Austin to rid of all youtubers/streamers/etc. I want them out!!

No. 2348805

>>2348395
Maybe but this was written in 2014

No. 2348811

>>2348797
How does that hideous man even have a platform

No. 2348823

I feel like Lolcow could benefit from having better threads on the non-cow boards. Like how on 4chan boards the threads have pastebins and stuff like that, especially on /m/, it would be nice if we could have some "lolcow curated" media list where when you want a recommendation there's a bunch of books, games, anime, shows etc that's basically stamped with the farmer seal of approval.

No. 2348834

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I'm so glad I bought this on a whim I can't get enough of it.

No. 2348851

>>2348823
There is something like that in the anime thread OP, nonas briefly made a rec list last year but nothing has been added to it for a while

No. 2348870

I both like and dislike that I was placed in a workplace where there is not a lot of movement. I get to chill more but at the same time, I wish I had more to do other than paperwork and just wait for people.

No. 2348890

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Just remembering the time I had to room with a scrote and he took me with him to buy weed. The dealer was still in high school. Can't believe I used to know someone who was that much of a loser. It's been ten years and I still react like picrel.

No. 2348932

Something in my room smells bad, but I can’t find it

No. 2348943

>>2348932
the last time that happened to me, turns out you shouldnt put a take out coffee cup in your room trash bin since the leftover coffee starts to rot and emit a foul stench. Ive learnt to dispose of it in public trashbins/the kitchen bin since I dont change my room bin as often

No. 2348950

>>2348932
One time this happened to me in my kitchen and it was old broccoli water in a steamer, broccoli really stinks surprisingly

No. 2348956

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i think lolcow and watching malcolm in the middle while eating grapes are the only things keeping me distracted from my heavy depression. and sometimes not even malcolm can save me. but it works pretty well

No. 2348959

>>2348956
I fucking love Malcolm in the Middle, nonnie. Especially Lois. There's something so refreshing about her character and how headstrong, crazy, and smart she is for a woman. It's also really refreshing to have a family sitcom where the family is just retarded and not wholesome at all. Malcolm in the Middle lolcow watch party when?

No. 2349080

File: 1737052716442.png (397.33 KB, 400x423, IMG_3435.png)

>makes a super pretty female sim with an ultra detailed backstory
>makes her mother
>has to make the dad
>fuck
anybody else spends hours making sims and then you have to make the males and then you don’t really want to do it….. should i just make her have lesbian mothers or a single mom???

No. 2349083

>>2349080
Yeah, male Sims are always so boring to make even with cc kek. I think lesbian mothers.

No. 2349096

>>2349083
Yes you’re so right they are, thanks nonners ♥

No. 2349098

>>2349083
personally i think mitosis or stork delivery

No. 2349099

File: 1737053607676.png (3.02 MB, 1920x1438, babu.png)

I want Meguca akatans

No. 2349101

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>>2349099
Fuck these people though these figures are cute as shit.

No. 2349201

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>>2348959
YES i love lois! i feel bad for her having to deal with her dumbass sons but as you've said, it's so nice to see a responsible and angry and crazy woman being a main character on a 2000s show. also she kinda reminds me of my own mom i support the malcolm watchparty!

No. 2349205

>>2349201
nona what the FUCK is your picrel

No. 2349290

>>2349201
Imagine not only being married to a moid but birthing so many of them you can’t escape their presence. That is true hell, I commend lois as a character

No. 2349295

>>2349201
thanks for the nightmares

No. 2349298

>>2349201
Does anyone remember that anon who complained about the show not being sexy

No. 2349363

>>2349298
Yeah I do because I had to fight her.

No. 2349380

There's a super drunk hobo in my train and I get off at the penultimate station, I hope he won't vomit or attack someone.

No. 2349391

Sitting in the doctors office with a family and their son is a tim, is it bad that I have the innate sense that hes getting groomed on discord?

No. 2349411

>>2349099
ugly plastic crap(baiting in mundane thread)

No. 2349419

File: 1737065775132.jpg (125.71 KB, 640x640, moomin.jpg)

i took comet in moominland out from my library and i'm the first person since 2007 to check it out, and the first person to check it out is from all the way in 1985. idk why but something about how im the first person checking it out in 17 years is interesting to me

No. 2349434

>>2349419
>2007
>17 years
I felt this sharp burning ache in my chest just now

No. 2349443

>>2349411
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens

No. 2349446

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>>2349443
>t.

No. 2349477

I'm going to reorganize my desk tomorrow I'm so excited it's going to look so cute.

No. 2349498

I did a caroline girvan workout and i was proud of myself for starting to get in shape with weights, even though it was a bit tough, till i saw my weights were half of hers in the video. Sigh

No. 2349514

>>2349498
You're still getting somewhere regardless. If you keep at it, you'll eventually be able to do it with the same weights as hers. Good luck, and I'm proud of you for actually trying to improve your physical health. Pray I do so next lmao.

No. 2349541

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>>2349514
Thank you Nonny. Go do your workout too! Pic rel is us on the 2025 grind, hard in the paint.

No. 2349553

>>2349541
It's 3 AM and I'm low on blood sugar so I'm eating a pear and feeling sleepy but thanks, I'll hopefully start tomorrow.

No. 2349578

>>2349290
i remember in a specific episode in season 1 she said that having the 4 of them was like 120 hours of labor combined, plus francis was born feet-first adding more hours. poor woman… she's such a queen

No. 2349621

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About to do picrel on my head. Will probably take 2 days minimum. Then after I will have to do my own nails. Being a DIY person kinda socks. Oh well though, I can finally watch the new Nosferatu. I probably will want to fuck Orlock.

No. 2349627

Went on my laptop to check something and the WIFI option was removed? This happened after an update I installed. Why is Microsoft so retarded like this. I found the fix for it but it's so stupid that it even happened.

No. 2349628

>>2349621
>I probably will want to fuck Orlock.
He has no ass I was so disappointed.

No. 2349637

File: 1737076583035.gif (5.33 MB, 402x484, giphy (2).gif)

I'M IN SO MUCH CREDIT CARD DEBT! YAY!

No. 2349639

Hate when lc is dead

No. 2349643

>>2349637
Become a consolidation-chan like >>2341332

No. 2349644

>>2349201
I fucking love Malcolm in the Middle, a watchparty would be awesome. I would even host it if no other anons want to

No. 2349648

>>2349411
I like that this redtext implies that baiting is acceptable in other threads.

No. 2349651

>>2349643
I did this already! I'm just fucking retarded when it comes to my finances, because when I get really depressed I don't give a singular fuck what happens and blow my money on whatever keeps me alive for another day.

No. 2349652

File: 1737077437744.png (249.77 KB, 724x675, cmon do something.png)

>>2349639
how it feels to be terminally online and the 20 threads you keep tabs on have no new posts

No. 2349656

>>2349652
IKR. Usually I spend 14-16 hours a day on here and I noticed Thursdays and Tuesdays are always slow and boring. Even the bait posted on these days is low-effort.

No. 2349657

>>2349652
Sometimes I keep all my favorite threads open on separate tabs while I watch netflix. I hate minimizing my show to check if anyone's posted and seeing that NO ONE HAS.

No. 2349662

>>2349656
14 hours a day? Nonna…

No. 2349666

>>2349662
It seems plausible if youre on your phone most of the day, or you work at a desktop job where you can have the tab open. Its not too bad in comparison to tiktokfags and redditfags

No. 2349672

>>2349666
Hmm, well in that case I guess I can relate. I was thinking 14 hours straight. There isn't even enough activity on here to be on here for that long kek.

No. 2349677

Why am I peeing so much lately. I barely drink water and yet I pee like 7 times a day. It's also hard to pee (urinary retention). Very confused.

No. 2349681

My nose gets so itchy when I talk a lot, does this happen to anyone else? When I asked my friend she said it doesnt happen to her. Usually when my nose itches its a sign that I've been yapping for far too long and should probably shut up kek

No. 2349683

>>2349662
It used to be 18 hours a day minimum but I cut down a lot.
>>2349666
I don't have a job I just chill.
>>2349672
Yeah usually it's 14 hours straight but I do other stuff too. Like if I'm cooking dinner I'll have my phone open to LC and I'll be posting with my left hand while I stir with my right hand.
>>2349677
Start drinking 3L of water a day and see if anything changes. It's not good to be dehydrated

No. 2349699

Im feeling sleepy but I want to stay up to see a new gacha card reveal… modern problems

No. 2349707

>>2349677
When this happened to me I had a UTI

No. 2349708

>>2349656
>14-16 hours
Holy shit so whenever people say they have a life on here are they just lying to keep up appearances for literal strangers? KEK

No. 2349710

>>2349656
Dang nona. My screen time for lolcow is normally just 10 hours a week…

No. 2349711

>>2349677
I have that same thing sometimes because I’m also dehydrated and barely drink enough water lately, you have to flush it out or something idk I’m not a medical professional obviously kek but drink lots of water but space it out a few hours so you don’t get water poisoning (I’m still paranoid because of that one story they told in a high school science class about some woman drinking a whole jug of water in one sitting for some contest off a radio show and painfully dying because her kidneys couldn’t process that much water and I always think of that ever since)

No. 2349712

>>2349637
When I had a job I should’ve acquired a credit card… could have solved so many problems by becoming a debtfag.

No. 2349714

>>2349683
Damn back when I was a neet I hated being on lc too long. Just even reading about college/employed nonas made me upset

No. 2349718

>>2349714
It shouldn't make you upset: everyone is different. Truthfully I feel a bit bad for the anons that have jobs, unless they're interesting jobs.

No. 2349719

>>2349677
this happens to me on a regular basis for years but 100 times a day and it's not even a UTI. still haven't found an answer.

No. 2349731

I really want to leave teaching, but the job market is shit. I don't know who would hire me and for what with a masters in English/education. I'll do anything that isn't math heavy/makes me a livable wage.

No. 2349737

I dont know why, but i feel like watching Showgirls. Whenever i am anxious i feel like watching garbage movies.

No. 2349782

>>2349737
For me it’s Teen Witch kek

No. 2349805

>>2349737
I just watch my favorite comfort movie: Home on the range.

No. 2349807

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I am so happy that this automatic wet food feeder for cats exists. I just want to spread my appreciation for this device. It makes my life so much better. It was worth the $100

No. 2349815

Everytime I happen to learn something new about Mormons I'm more confused about Mormons

No. 2349817

>>2349807
this reminds me that i need to email them about the kibble auto feeder, it’s not working for me and I recently purchased it but I’ve been putting it off

No. 2349819

>>2349805
that movie is so underrated, it looks so good and i like the yodelling song

No. 2349820

>>2349815
What did you just learn about them?
>>2349807
That's neat. I might just have to buy one. Thanks

No. 2349828

I have to go to the doctor tomorrow morning but I might be able to get Waffle House afterwards so it’s okay
>>2349815
My stalker was a devout mormon. He sent me pics in his magic underwear unprompted once.

No. 2349833

>>2349807
Does it keep the wet food cold? I don't have a cat, but I've been planning for when I do. I thought an automatic feeder wouldn't keep the food cold (aka safe) for the cat.

No. 2349834

I saw a tattoo someone posted in a bad tattoo page that was a really shitty michael jackson with the caption "mistake I made 40 years ago." My brain immediately went
>but they didn't have tattoos back then?

No. 2349837

>>2349828
The magic underwear is legit? What does it even look like? I hope he's with josepth smith now, anon

No. 2349842

Imagine the amount of husbandofags and weird fujo selfcest ships this movie would have created. Maybe it was canned because its power was too powerful to unleash.

No. 2349847

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>>2349837
They are indeed real
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment

No. 2349858

>>2349815
they’re some bat shit mother fuckers aren’t they. Some dude just made up some random rules and people believed it like morons. Maybe that’s why he named it Mormon, because it sounds like moron.

No. 2349869

>>2349842
i would have been one of them i'm so bummed it never came out

No. 2349872

>>2349815
they're like american muslims

No. 2349873

>>2349847
Looking like some 1900s long johns. kek

No. 2349928

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>>2349820
Gonna become a mormon and unleash my full potential of being literally God

No. 2349942

>>2349928
Have fun

No. 2349958

>>2349942
i am glad we dont have these in my country, instead we have brazilian evangelists

No. 2349983

>>2349942
Orlandoo!

No. 2349998

I tried washing a second hand item that I bought from the thrift store. There's a weird musty smell to it and not only did the smell not go away by the time it finished washing, it made my other clothes smell too. I would have used bleach to neutralize the smell but the instructions say not to so I only used detergent the first time. Now I'm washing the load a second time but with baking soda and Downy scent booster beads. What a waste of time and water.

No. 2350003

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>>2348380
I drive this, and it is literally my sweet pea I love this car so much it grew on me

No. 2350013

>>2350003
gorgeous car anon!! i love them so much

No. 2350044

I feel lucky to have a ceiling fan. I feel lucky to be clean. I feel lucky to have unlimited internet access. I feel lucky to rent movies on the TV. I feel lucky to have McDonald’s when I want. I feel lucky to smoke or drink as much as I want. I feel lucky my man gives me money to buy clothes or makeup. I feel lucky I can buy cat litter whenever my cats need it. I feel lucky I can foster cats when people need to give them homes, I am there. I feel lucky I can wash my clothes at my home for free. I feel lucky to have tampons and pads when I need them.

No. 2350051

>>2350044
>I feel lucky to have a ceiling fan
I have an AC. Not so lucky anymore, are you?

No. 2350056

>>2350051
Aren’t so you lucky, what a gross word.

No. 2350057

>>2350051
She still has cat litter
Got anything luckier than cat litter?
Didn't think so

No. 2350059

File: 1737099624951.jpg (48.34 KB, 612x406, gettyimages-157529851-612x612.…)

I have never been to one but laundromats look so comfy

No. 2350062

>>2350059
They are kinda comfy tbh, a bit of a "third place" for me growing up. There were always other kids running around and we would play while waiting for our parents to finish up the laundry and the laundromat always had vending machines and snacks.

No. 2350063

>>2350057
I have me lucky dime

No. 2350065

>>2350059
My mother wouldn’t even take me there growing up. She’d let our clothes pile up into huge moldy mounds and then make us go to school smelling like our old clothes kek. I used to develop rashes on my inner thighs from the dirty clothes rubbering on my skin.

No. 2350066

>>2350044
Happy for you nonna, you've got so many blessings in your life and I hope you find more through the new year!
>I feel lucky I can foster cats when people need to give them homes, I am there.
You deserve the best you sweet sweet person. Please come back and tell us about your next foster kitty when you meet them.

No. 2350073

>>2350066
Thank you

No. 2350120

>>2349998
Try vodka if it doesn't go away

No. 2350122

I am going to take a shower and order some starbucks. I have been trying to draw for the past 6 hours and everything i make is fucking shit.

No. 2350142

>>2350065
LOL, you got a jock itch. But feels good to scratch it hm?

No. 2350144

my husband told me we might moving to japan in a few months and i'm losing it bc i learned arabic now i need to learn kangi? lmaooooo fuck me. and he's khmer which has the biggest amount of letters of any alphabet. please kill me, i did not sign up to be a linguist when i fell in love five years ago

No. 2350159

>>2350144
What

No. 2350176

>>2350144
Wut

No. 2350198

>>2350144
Sounds like the average military wife problem, you should have expected that mmwhen marrying into that shit environment. At least you're going abroad and not in yet another shitty town.

No. 2350204

>>2350144
you should go to ろくろと米 ととと in Sumida near Tokyo Skytree2D Cafe in Shin-Okubo, it's a pottery place / restaurant

No. 2350210

>>2350144
Why would you have to learn Khmer if you can already communicate with him well enough to marry him? Good luck when learning Japanese. If you learned Arabic without having a mental breakdown I'm not too worried for you though.

No. 2350220

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i just cancelled with the guy i am seeing again. God i bet he despises me now, i am such an asshole. But i feel so fucking depressed i dont want to take an 1 hour train in summer to go met with him. Fuck, the first time i met a guy thats actually nice and i screwed up already.

No. 2350230

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>>2350220
>I don't want to take a one hour train ride
It hurts to see others throwing away blessings.

No. 2350231

>>2350220
Australian?

No. 2350233

>>2350230
i am from latam nonny, the trains smell like piss and the chairs are all rotten and have weird stains on them

No. 2350235

>>2350231
What do you mean by this?

No. 2350239

>>2350233
i understand it tbh, i hate my 1 hour metro commute for the college i pay lakhs in tuition for, imagine having to do that for a scrote that you might not even get to tap.
>>2350235
you said "in summer" and only Australia came to mind as a place where it would be summer in January, sorry nonny kek

No. 2350244

>>2350220
Well what do you want us to say kek? Maybe you didn’t really like him that much.

No. 2350247

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>>2350239
Good. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

No. 2350248

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I've been having bad days since fucking yesterday and now i'm home but i have a headache but it's getting worse with me laughing at this shit omg

No. 2350249

>>2350247
women are so funny and adorable when emulating their country's stereotypes while men are like "rape hahahahaha" "rage hahahaha", i'm gonna go to japan with >>2350144 to beat up Pewdiepie for making lazy retarded men think that their unkempt pubes for a beard and bird's nest glued to their scalps gives Swedish viking.

No. 2350252

>>2350244
yeah that could be it, i mostly like him for his money so my brain likes him but not my pussy.

No. 2350255

>>2350230
Nta but I'm from a smallish country and a one hour train ride is borderline LDR for me.

No. 2350260

>>2350233
That's fair, I was imaging the German trains I took when I went over there. But still, to have a train . . .
>>2350255
I don't care about the man, I care about the train. Also, curses upon all of you, my daily drive is one hour, and that's some real bullshit. Four days a week, fifty weeks a year. Though I do have a coworker who does an hour and a half each way, so at least I'm not that.

No. 2350264

>>2350255
That’s crazy to me. Even though I live close to my city’s centre, it would still take me like 30 minutes. I kind of expect and don’t mind any journey on a train being like 30 minutes to an hour.

No. 2350271

>>2350248
KEK

No. 2350284

>>2350260
>to have a train
are you american? what country doesnt have trains? i prefeer subways cus they are cooler and all the best ninja turtles fights happen there

No. 2350315

>>2349099
literally exploiting fujos biological clocks ticking. this shit is vile ngl

No. 2350327

>>2350315
KEK this is the funniest response to animu consoomerslop I've seen yet

No. 2350330

>>2348297
it's an old idiom, and it's referring to prophet Mohammed. "If someone won't do this thing for me, I'll do it for myself."

No. 2350333

>>2350315
careful, one of the consoomers might redtext you for baiting

No. 2350334

>>2348959
I understood Lois so much more as I got older. I remember not fully being on her side as a kid, then I realized her sons, maybe minus Dewey were idiots. I also consider Lois the main character besides Malcolm. It was a good show and no other show has been able to replicate the comedy and chemistry it has.

No. 2350336

>>2349621
>I probably will want to fuck Orlock.
Please don't be one of those. It's disgusting

No. 2350338

>>2350330
Yeah, I got that. It's just wild seeing it in a gay capeshit fanfic out of all things.

No. 2350342

is graduating with a B.A. at 23-25 pathetic or am I beating myself up nonnies?

No. 2350359

>>2350342
Depending which country you're in that is the "usual" age to do that at, but either way, graduating at all is an accomplishment, so you are beating yourself up about it. There's never a wrong time for learning.

No. 2350380

>>2350342
you shouldve done a BS instead but no one is going to ask you what age you graduated college. only college students care about this

No. 2350451

>>2350342
You're beating yourself up. When I went to college, there were people 25+ getting their degree and no one cared

No. 2350475

My phone's inner dictionary is completely fucked up because I constantly switch between my birth language and English and it confuses words from both languages while making up new ones and autocorrecting words that don't need to.

No. 2350482

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>>2350342
>tfw i am starting college at 23

No. 2350493

i dont know if i lost weight or if i stretches my pants with my gunt so much they burst and started falling

No. 2350511

>>2349627
windows as an OS and microsoft as a whole stopped having a soul after windows 7. XP and 95 plus were peak

No. 2350514

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>>2350482
>mfw 34 and haven't graduated HS

No. 2350517

>>2350342
You're young. Stop. Plenty of people go back to college in their later 20s, even 30s.

No. 2350519

>>2350514
I just bought a fake diploma online because who cares. No one is checking that anyway

No. 2350540

>>2350233
what latam are you from nonny… i've never been to a train in such conditions. a friend did tell me about a time she found shit on a bus seat, but that's different

No. 2350549

>>2350284
America has passenger trains, but the places they go are so limited and the prices are so insanely high that it's cheaper and quicker to fly in all circumstances.

No. 2350558

>>2350342
Girl, shut up. My grandmother went back for bachelor's in her fifties and then loved her career so much that she worked until her seventies.

No. 2350563

>>2350549
i think that's what keeping you guys chained to being a car-dependent society aswell. zero attention to accesible trains or walkable streets

No. 2350572

>grate some cheese for the mac n cheese I'm making for my friends for dinner
>can't help but eat the cheese
god damn im such a pig kek

No. 2350650

>>2350563
I passed my license just in case but God do I hated driving, I'm glad I live in a big city with good public transportation, I would probably be dead if I lived in America lol.

No. 2350684

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I saw a 3D superhero balloon in the grocery store today like picrel. They always make me laugh for some reason. Imagine Spider-Man coming at you at mach speed but he’s a balloon and squeaks like a rubber ducky with each movement.

No. 2350691

It makes me sad no man is ever going to love me as much as my cat does. What moid is going to snuggle with me in the bathroom while i am shitting my guts out after having burger king.

No. 2350734

>>2350684
I remember seeing one of these drifting down the sidewalk, it genuinely spooked me because I thought some skittering ghoul was out to get me

No. 2350756

>>2350563
Oh we all know it, it's just legal to bribe politicians in America so the car industry has a death grip on us and nothing will ever change.

No. 2350949

I really want lipton green iced tea rn

No. 2350951

I'm going to a party at the club for the first time ever at the old age of 32, I brought my earplugs like a total boomer. I'm working tomorrow so I'll probably go home at like 1am.

No. 2350984

I just washed my hair with a clarifying shampoo cause i had a lot of oil on my head, feels so good and clean. Also I'm realizing that washing your hair in the sink is completely superior to washing your hair in the shower. Although maybe I only feel that way because I have a detachable sink head but not a detachable shower head.

No. 2350996

I'm at the nail salon rn post-pedi waiting for my mani and my legs are hairy and this really beautiful woman walked past me and eyed up my legs with a face of mild disgust. Someone tell me not to kill myself. I'm also in a hoodie and pajama pants….

No. 2351013

me and a nona are having a deleting battle rn because we posted responding to each other off by a few seconds. kek whoever you are nona thanks for doing the same thing as me, i always do this.

No. 2351018

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I can't stop touching my afro, it feels so fluffy and soft

No. 2351067

File: 1737151810313.jpg (93.21 KB, 735x908, toro.jpg)

i miss him

No. 2351113

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I was feeling so anxious about moving to Japan for this scholarship in April, but as it is approaching, I'm just feeling at peace. Feels good.

No. 2351171

>>2351113
hope you have a lovely time nona

No. 2351187

>>2351113
im so envious. i hope it goes wonderfully! share your anonymous adventures with us!

No. 2351197

i feel like im at an age where i need to save up and get my finances together, like i need to pile more on myself and get into an aggressive workout routine, change my appearance, etc. but then i realize that my mother and boyfriend think i am the most special thing, and my friends too, and i think it will all be okay and i am allowed to exist imperfectly. besides, days are infinitely better when you give love instead of sulking about what you hate about yourself.

No. 2351199

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this gif is all it took for me to decide im buying some hard cider on the way home

No. 2351203

>>2351199
What are they cackling about

No. 2351225

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I'm fantasizing about having a revair. Life would be so beautiful…

No. 2351227

>>2351203
NTAYRT but the blonde one tipped her bottle towards the jar. I was laughing for 5 or 6 minutes after I saw this .gif, seriously hilarious. It's kind of deep so you might not get it.

No. 2351236

Hell nah I can’t do this lolcow shit no mo bruh they got Gen alpha on here talking about tiktok and having sex with Luigi Mangione man I miss my non social media girls I miss they discussions about film and hobbies bruh I can’t do this no more…… sylvester sylone plush rabbit porcupine baby or the naked little babies and miffy toys. The anorexics and the vain instagrammers…I’m gonna jump(integrate)

No. 2351246

>>2351225
Is it like a blowdryer

No. 2351250

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I wanna win a giant tungsten cube too…

No. 2351252

>>2351246
Yep! I really want it, it would make blowouts a lot easier.

No. 2351258

>>2351171
>>2351187
Thank you anons! I'll probably talk about it at the Japan thread. I know Japan has many, many faults, but as a latamfag I think I'll see a lot of positives as well. Also, I really don't plan to stay there forever.

No. 2351261

>>2351252
Looks good… my hair is super thick I wonder if it'll still work

No. 2351274

It's funny to me when I try a new recipe and everyone around me is like "No offense, it's not the best." It's not my recipe why would I be offended?

No. 2351278

>>2351274
Well they might think that it could be construed as offensive if they were to say that the meal you cooked isn't good, so they try to soften their opinions to spare your feelings. Normies are freaky like that.

No. 2351282

>>2351274
you sound rational, but some people will offer you food, ask you how it was, then get mad when you tell them the truth

No. 2351291

>>2351282
>>2351278

I would only get offended if I made something that I've made before and love, and everyone thought it tasted like shit. Even then, I wouldn't be mad at them, I would just be sad/embarrassed. I guess people would be offended for the very fact that you were honest and didn't just pretend it was good. That would be more motrifying to me if I found out they were faking it.

No. 2351296

>>2351291
>That would be more motrifying to me if I found out they were faking it.
The trick is when someone is eating something that you cooked, ask them "can you taste the cinnamon?" It doesn't have to be cinnamon, it can be any spice or herb, as long as it's not present in the dish. If they agree that they can taste it, then you know they're lying fakers, if they question it or respond that they can't taste it, then they're honest and true.

No. 2351301

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just full on cried after reading a dworkin quote that made me feel seen for the first time, in a very long time. god i love this woman so much

No. 2351308

>>2351301
Share the quote. We want to cry too.

No. 2351314

>>2351308
>We
Camilla or DID system? Call it.

No. 2351323

>>2351314
wut

No. 2351324

>>2351308
i recommend reading the entire speech, it's really fucking good. it's called feminism: an agenda. you can find it here, on page 133: https://www.scribd.com/doc/228668623/Letters-From-a-War-Zone-Andrea-Dworkin-pdf-pdf

No. 2351335

File: 1737162068519.jpg (29.38 KB, 474x335, 1000020117.jpg)

putting a url on a license plate is super trashy, but of course it's flor8

No. 2351342

>>2351335
the oranges are so cute and then they shit on it with the url.

No. 2351398

Finally picked up the pace on some of my projects. Yesterday, I put my new stickers on my phone and changed my phone case into a new clean non-yellow one. Put more stickers on my laptop and my square academic cap to prepare for my graduation party. Today I started working on my phone charm and it's coming together beautifully. But I realized attaching it to my phone might be trickier than I thought. I have the plastic thingy that you put through your phone case charging jack to attach the phone charm to the ring through it but I'm too paranoid about how the charger would react to that. Especially that the phone charm has some metallic accessories. There are the 2 small holes on the side of the phone case that are specifically for phone charms to be attached, but I'm afraid of tieing it up and never being able to take it off and having to cut it or something and redoing the whole thing all over again. This is a problem for tomorrow's me to solve though because it's time to sleep, I'm too tired. Gotta finish the laundry though before I forget it in the washing machine again.

No. 2351461

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>>2351342
I used to think so too lol. I noticed the url recently and it ruined it.

Hawaiian rainbow is still cutest, but I like the tree and moon for South Carolina

No. 2351495

Reading a fanfiction and got reminded why I don't read them. A character who is hinted to be of Mongolian descent but also comes from China is from Shanghai according to the fanfic author, and not simply inner Mongolia. It's literally part of China but still has distinct Mongolian culture afaik. Which makes all the conry lines in Mandarin also irritating. Shanghai has its own dialect and a Shanghainese person wouldn't be speaking in Mandarin to themselves, they'd speak in Shanghai dialect. But the dude isn't even from there, so he'd be probably speaking inner Mongolian. Get your lore correct before writing a fanfiction, goddamn it. This is also why I end up writing my own then abandoning it. I need to see everything as accurately as I interpret it or else, it's wrong and unreadable. You didn't understand the story. Fake fan, boo.

No. 2351515

Hot guy near me at the airport and I'm here looking like an unrested schizo

No. 2351516

>>2350514
now why would you post human toilet fetish slop itt

No. 2351519

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>>2350342
I will be 29 when i get an associates degree, not even a ba. I will be 31-32 if i finally get a ba. You're doing better than me.

No. 2351520

>>2351519
samefag, but i have my dad breathing down my back forcing me to get a mortgage straight away, i can't even get a BA even if i wanted to now.

No. 2351526

>>2351520
i feel you nonny, my father's hellbent on me getting an MBA just bc it goes well with a fashion degree even though he's known damn well for a long long time that i'm stupid and can't do anything more than measure 0.75 inches on a tape.

No. 2351530

>>2351113
what scholarship, also do you know japanese?

No. 2351533

>>2351335
>>2351461
i had no idea license plates in the USA were so pretty wtf, my country is so soulless in comparison. They are just plain black.

No. 2351535

my kitchen scissors have been missing for a while now so ive been cutting my instant tea packets with a slice on one side; if i recall, its better to dispose of a plastic packet completely intact rather than snip the tip of it off, dont remember the reason why though, maybe its because it turns into microplastics faster

No. 2351538

>>2351519
not related but I feel so bad for the guy in your pic. I want to hug him

No. 2351540

>>2351533
You can even get cute frames for them too! I've never seen something like that in Europe, people in the US have fun with their cars even if they drive something cheap a lot of the times.

No. 2351542

>>2351530
MEXT Research Scholarship.
My japanese level is somewhere in between N3 and N2, and I definitely understand better than I speak, but I'm doing a 6 month language course when I first arrive. If you study humanities, japanese is way more needed, you can maybe get away with my level if it's not law or literature though. STEM has more leeway with not knowing japanese.

No. 2351543

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i want to collect hotwhells or model cars

No. 2351551

>>2351516
>human
nonny that's poopoorin

No. 2351577

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I got hit on at a store today when trying to buy Pokemon cards and was asked if I was single in front of the damn cashier. I'm scared of men and panicked and said I'm gay. Could have just said I'm not interested but I had to blurt that out, apparently.
Guys buddies laughed at him and I'm still mortified by the interaction. I don't even know if I'm gay.

No. 2351598

Saw that trending news about only fans girl "Bonnie Blue" sleeping with 1000 men but all I can think about is… that is not a 25 year old woman? There is no way! She looks like she's in her early 40s. There truly is no fucking way… If she really actually is being honest about her age then dios mio… that is rough.

No. 2351601

>>2351598
I mean…she's obviously botched and I'm sure all that stress didn't help her face kek

No. 2351602

>>2351601
nta but still she does not look 25 even if its a matter of surgeries…

No. 2351607

>>2351598
There was another thot who did the same thing but with 100 men like a month ago. I am actually laughing that her world record didnt even last a year and some other fame hungry whore beat her to the 1000 moid record. I hate these pickmes.

No. 2351609

>>2351602
Probably because she's botched.

No. 2351611

I grabbed the front part of my eyebrow to shape it and at least 7 strands fell out. I'm freaking out.

No. 2351612

>>2351603
>>2351607
Yes, seems these 2 women are competing with each other for trying to break records. Both British too. Very bleak, if you ask me. But at least the 100 men girl actually looks her age? Don't think she's lying there. But Bonnie… I'm really trying not to be mean but she looks very similar to some women I know in their 40s who have work done. She just can't be 25 I am so shocked seeing her face.

No. 2351616

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>>2351533
it's what makes long drives in America fun, spot the different state plates. though for me, it's spot the transplant

No. 2351621

BLOODBORNE IS ON PC NOW?????

No. 2351623

I really want the meme/reaction pic thread to come back. It made me laugh so hard and I found so many gems to use in my text messages from it.

No. 2351637

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>>2351616
thats awesome! is it kind of a new thing or has it been a thing for a while? also i am kinda dissapointed about missouri's plates. I get why it looks like that, but i expected something better. The ones in my country look like this, bleh.

No. 2351639

I'm craving rice cakes and dates so bad. I want just plain, salted rice cakes.

No. 2351640

>>2351621
it is but its impossible to find a pkg file anywhere that doesnt immediately get striked by sony's live snipers.

No. 2351646

>>2351551
my bad, living toilet is probably the term but i refuse to believe that's not weird fetish art.

No. 2351650

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>>2351461
I like the plates Alaska has. You can choose any of the three for no additional charge. A fun fact is that the state committed copyright infringement and stole the bear graphic. They also have a special plate for Iditarod finishers kek

No. 2351651

>>2351598
God, they’re both so insufferable but Bonnie Blue is worse. You cannot tell me thats not a 40 year old woman like some other nonas itt are saying. (I know she’s just botched and a bit ugly beforehand but it wouldn’t shock me at all if it turned out she was lying about her age kek)
I really question the validity of her sleeping with 1000 men in one day. I don’t doubt that she attempted it, and probably made it very high, but I’ve seen estimates that even with the men going both at once it would take up to 12 hours. I think she’s obviously just trying to one up the other hoe any way she can and as fast as she can before the conversation fizzles out. Fuck the both of them and I hope they die of the STDS that they definitely got because even if they tested every single one of those scrotes I can guarantee at least like 5 were positive for something. Bleak as shit.

No. 2351652

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>>2351637
there are whole histories on state plates, pick a state! Most states are mostly boring, I think the cute ones are selectable options

No. 2351657

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>>2351650
Samefag but my absolute favorite plate is Virginia’s Horse Enthusiast. I wish I lived in VA only so I could have this affixed to my car legally. It’s perfect.

No. 2351658

I love this site so much. I love laughing my fucking ass off. If this site disappears I'm shitting on every farmhands lawn.

No. 2351660

What word do you nonnas always spell wrong. For me it's excersize

No. 2351665

>>2351660
tommorrow

No. 2351669

>>2351612
yeah there’s no way it’s a coincidence her face at 25 just so happened to fall exactly like women in their early 40s with plastic surgery age. women who look haggard in their mid twenties or even early thirties look different. and women who are only beginning to have plastic surgery even bad plastic surgery look different than that. there’s just something in the facial structure that the mind can automatically detect lol.

No. 2351672

>>2351652
these are still lovely, i love the variete because in my country they all look the same. Seriously even just a slight color change would be an improvement.

No. 2351679

File: 1737182813075.gif (453.16 KB, 480x361, 1644372112404.gif)

This year is going to be so assss. I start my mornings by crying and punching my pillows to get over the stress a little. I also downloaded a bunch of games and yaoi to get me through this shit ass year. Why cant some prince charming swoop me off my feet and offer me a mansion and life of leisure so i can focus on drawing. I actually saw a manga with that premise except genderbent and now i want that so badly.

No. 2351684

>>2351657
Oh this is precious! I've never seen this before. what does it mean you have to live in VA only?

>>2351672
tbh I would love the yellow on black CA plate if I ever get a car

No. 2351689

>>2351684
That plate design is specific to the state of Virginia. Only residents of Virginia who have their car registered in Virginia may choose it for their license plate. Because I do not live in Virginia nor is my car registered in Virginia, I cannot put that design/license plate on my car technically. My license plate has to reflect my state of residence and where the car is registered. Does that make sense nona?

No. 2351698

File: 1737185541974.gif (491.1 KB, 1162x820, ellens_bitch_2008.gif)

>>2351679
Alright anon, sounds like you're about to learn the hard way how gold diggers earn everything they dig. Remember not to make her angry and if you want a new horse, just threaten divorce again

No. 2351702

I like Pocahontas i dont understand why its so hated. Its one of the best looking 2D disney movies.

No. 2351704

>>2351689
Yes that makes sense, thanks for explaining! I've never owned a car so idk the specifics for getting the cute plates, I just dream that if I ever get a car I'd get a cute plate

No. 2351705

>>2351702
who hates it? never heard of anyone actually hating it.

I have heard of certain demographics getting really sensitive when native Americans ever come into conversation

No. 2351706

>>2351702
it's mostly the "retelling" of Pocahontas' story i think, that the real Pocahontas wasn't a woman in love with John Smith, irl she was 10-11 when she met him(and on a lesser note, John Smith wasn't a handsome strapping young man), and the man she married was 28 when she was 18 and first met him, so the story couldn't be about him either.

No. 2351707

>>2351706

Disney Pocahontas never married John Smith and they tried to fix things in Pocahontas 2 and have her (try to) marry John Rolfe

No. 2351710

Spent a good hour wracking my brain wondering why a css element wasnt working only to realize it was being covered by an invisible image padding that was oversized by 200px taking up the space. im not the brightest the seems

No. 2351711

The stretching excercise video i am watching has chinese insurance advertisement in it

No. 2351737

>>2350514
what the fuck is that image

No. 2351773

File: 1737195058606.gif (1.07 MB, 540x360, Bouncy Fat GIF - Bouncy Fat Ca…)

Should i make pizza? its 7AM and i just ate like 6 hours ago

No. 2351774

>>2351773
Absolutely! What toppings are you doing nonnie?

No. 2351780

>>2351774
egg! its the only thing i have atm

No. 2351783

>>2351780
Ooh, that's gonna be so good!

No. 2351786

>>2351780
ew…

No. 2351787

>>2351786
whats wrong with egg as a topping

No. 2351789

>>2351787
on pizza? are you insane?

No. 2351800

>>2351789
your negativity rubbed off on my eggs and i had to throw them out because they were rotten, thanks for nothing now i have to eat plain boring pizza

No. 2351801

>>2351800
i saved you, you're welcome

No. 2351803

>>2351801
screw you, i bet your favourite toppings are something NPC approved like tomatoes

No. 2351804

>>2351803
ew i hate tomatoes

No. 2351805

My dog would rather sit outside of my door crying the entire day than actually come in with me because he knows the cats are always with me. Sigh, he's such a dumbass sometimes.

No. 2351808

>>2351805
your cats sound like meangirl bullies

No. 2351811

>>2351808
I mean, they kind of are kek he got slapped by one of them when he was a puppy (kinda justified tbh he growled at me) and has since then refused to come into my room. Mind you this was 5 years ago andhas never happened again. Anytime they get close to him, he gets so nervous it's actually a bit funny

No. 2351816

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>>2351811
>Anytime they get close to him, he gets so nervous it's actually a bit funny
gigastacies

No. 2351822

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>>2351816
extra funny because it was my orange baby who slapped him. He knows who is in charge.

No. 2351829

>>2351822
lmfao even in that picture your cat irradiates big dick/pussy energy by not looking at the camera. Both your pets are super cute nonny!. I have always wanted an orange cat but they are super rare in my country for some reason.

No. 2351840

>>2351829
he was so unbothered, it was like a power trip for him kek I got super lucky with him! I was obsessed with garfield as a kid so having an orange cat was always a dream of mine. Hopefully the cat distribution system blesses you with an orange kitty too!

No. 2351899

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It's so cold in my apartment I can see my breath.

No. 2351900

I am too scared to weight myself

No. 2351905

>>2351900
it's just a number nonnie. You don't need to weight yourself, it's pointless and very often not even an accurate representation of your actual weight

No. 2351906

>>2351905
No, i am a fatass lmfao. I should be losing weight but i am eating pure garbage. Its 100% my fault.

No. 2351908

>>2351906
easier said than done, i know, but then start eating healthier and work out instead of self flagellating yourself for gaining weight.

No. 2351909

>>2351906
Eat your garbage but eat less of it

No. 2351910

>>2351909
>>2351908
Thanks nonnies. Its just really hard, i eat when i am stressed since it calms me down and i have been very anxious lately.

No. 2351913

>>2351910
Might be worth trying: go on a long walk with headphones playing music you like when you’re stressed (if you can), you’ll be drained and conk out when you get home plus you burned some calories. In general exercise does help with de-stressing

No. 2351916

>>2351913
Thats a really good idea i will def try.

No. 2351917

>>2351910
it's alright nonnie, most of us struggle with our weight. I'm the opposite of you, I can't for the life of me eat anything when I am stressed so I end up losing a lot of weight. Last time I was struggling really bad I got severely under weight and it's taken me ages to gain it all back, but I'm finally at a weight I'm comfortable with.
Try going on walks or runs when you feel stressed, it's a cliché but it really works. Or try eating low caloric foods instead.

No. 2351918

>>2351906
I didn't weigh myself at all before two-three years into losing weight. It wasn't before people started to tell me that I looked slimmer that I finally stepped on the scale. I'm at a healthy weight now and I honestly just allowed myself to fail multiple times until something changed without me even noticing. One day I realized that I was no longer eating as much as I used to, without actively trying, it was a mental change caused by many tiny differences made in my daily life. You will be alright!

No. 2351925

>>2351918
thank you! i am hoping that will happen in the future. I completly gave up on losing weight rn because i know i am stressed and i will gain it all back or give up.

No. 2351982

I'm not american, so I haven't really been part of the discussion. But where do nonas think tiktok users and influensers are going to go once it's banned? Twitter? Back to tumblr? Instagram? I'm genuinely curious since I remember watching the surprisingly huge migration from tumblr to twitter when tumblr banned porn.

No. 2351983

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Home alone, got my favorite lc threads open, new corykenshin video, and a mug of black tea. What more can a girl ask for on this fine Saturday

No. 2352000

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So excited to prepare my next week's lunches tomorrow, I got some good inspiration and even better deals this weekend!
>smoked salmon with potatoes and a herb sauce
>lasagna
>hamburg steak
>ravioli with burnt salvia butter
all of these with a small side salad. Now the real challenge is figuring out my dinners, I'm usually not very hungry when I get home but I still need to eat something light so I don't wake up hungry. But I'm completely out of inspiration.

No. 2352009

>>2351982
Guessing most regular users will go to insta and influencers will also move to youtube to continue making money. Same as back when vine died. I doubt many will return to platforms like twitter or tumblr that are mostly image and text posts, their brains have been thoroughly fried by short videos. I also heard RedNote has been gaining popularity but I don't know if it'll actually catch on

No. 2352071

Feeling particularly fond of my tamagotchi and punirune today. I want to get a p2 tama eventually, the characters are cuter. I'm having a good day just chilling, catching up on lc after a week of no browsing, making my weekly journal set up, and going to watch anime later. I will save chores for tomorrow.

No. 2352077

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I like how butt-ugly old polaroid cameras are. So clunky. I miss when cameras were more popular.

No. 2352095

>>2350756
not with that attitude nonnie… let's all wish for the death of the car industry soon with our hope powers

No. 2352098

>>2351983
another coryfag, nice, i like him too, Berleezy is so funny sometimes but the "huhuhuhuhu she got a fat ass i wanna fuck her" humor gets very tiring, so Cory is the better alternative sometimes.

No. 2352131

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>>2352000
ecsqueak me misses! you could try soup, a hummus and vegetable platter maybe with some homemade protein ball, half of a tuna or chickpea salad sandwich…but my favowites are cartoonishly big blocks of swiss cheese! say, misses, do you haves any to spare? ill do a little dances for you misses. my bruder and i are vewy hungry….and your home is so warm, too, misses…>>2352000

No. 2352137

I have the flu and I’m feeling like shit. I didn’t even study, I just slept.
I have a massive headache, a bad cough and a runny nose and I’m feeling so cold. I hate this.
I ate boiled potatoes and burnt the stove too.

No. 2352138

Having a therapist friend is so nice. I struggle a lot opening up to people but he's so nice and always listens to me cry and lets me punch him when i get aggro.

No. 2352140

>>2352138
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie…

No. 2352144

>>2352098
Yeah I like that cory doesnt remind me he's a moid while playing his games, just a funny dude
>>2352138
kek

No. 2352172

My partner is away on a business trip and I miss the smell of stanky morning breath. Is this love? kek

No. 2352210

I'm craving my aunt's tiramisu so fucking much! I'm usually not a big fan of tiramisu, but hers is so creamy and mild it hits just the right spot for me. I'm not a big fan of the lady herself though, so I asked mom to ask her for the recipe when she goes out for lunch with her next sunday. I can't wait!

No. 2352220

Spent today doing errands. Have food ordered and a spliff rolled and about to spend Saturday geeking out on the Xbox. I've been looking forward to this since last night lol

No. 2352228

>eat eggs from any restaurant
>fine.
>eat any eggs that's cooked at home
>sulfur burps without fail
why?

No. 2352237

I'm watching how I met your mother for the first time and it's so, so sexist. It's like it's trying to be as venomous towards women as possible.

No. 2352245

>>2352237
>Barney, a sex pest womanizer who objectifies women and only dates them for their bodies
>played by a gay male
>a demographic well-known for being catty and hateful to women
>the same actor who used a surrogate pregnancy to have a daughter
this is like poetry.

No. 2352247

It was my first time making pancakes with chocolate chip and holy shit they’re amazing!

No. 2352251

What the fuck is da and why am I seeing it all of a sudden? Is this what I get for ignoring lc all week?

No. 2352252

>>2352245
>A daughter
Horrifying, pray for this girl

No. 2352255

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>>2351657
I WANT A HORSE LICENSE PLATE SO BAD TOO. ITS NOT FAIR

No. 2352258

>>2352252
I wish a big study would be done on girls raised by gay male couples. Psychologically, what similarities and differences do they have to girls raised with their mothers? I'm genuinely curious of how these girls end up turning out.

No. 2352265

>>2352251
Deviantart?

No. 2352280

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>>2352245
Gay men entering women's spaces is the biggest pysop. I get it, you don't want to fuck me, please stop acting like were besties because of that. You're not better than any other moid just cause you like dick

No. 2352353

>>2352251
Someone keeps trying to force it

No. 2352433

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i am sorry nonnies i know i said i was going to go for a walk if i got tempted to buy fast food but its raining so i just ordered starbucks

No. 2352438

>>2352433
which drink?

No. 2352449

>>2352438
mocha creme frappucino because i just want to die

No. 2352452

Been stuck on the couch for 40 minutes now because curled up right next to me and fell asleep, he almost never does that so I refuse to move

No. 2352485

I'd delete Instagram after the last update. Fucking unskippable ads? What the fuck is this? But alas I am too nosy and love to keept tabs on certain people.

No. 2352512

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>>2352433
I was going to reply with
>It's fine, just eat very little tomorrow
but then I realized how much of an anachan thought that is. Much to think about

No. 2352548

>>2352512
Picrel kind of looks like Lillee Jean. What's that image from?

No. 2352564

>>2352548
Nona… It's Anne Hathaway…

No. 2352595

Watching Kim Possible and waiting for Kim and Ron to break up already. She can do leagues better than him, she's just with him because she thinks she has no options when that's not true. Though I admit some of the scenarios involving their relationship, like being best friends to lovers, working together in a dangerous way, being the only ones who can take each other's shit etc. are cute and I'm stealing them for me and my husbando. But he's ugly, stupid, broke, inconsiderate and many other bad things. He's ok as a friend but not as a lover at all. He also seems gay. He hits it off with faggy dudes way too often. I'm too invested in this cartoon relationship for my own good.

No. 2352600

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Trying to fix my eating habits and struggling

No. 2352645

>>2352548
how fucking dare you i'm diagnosing you with stage 10 face blindness

No. 2352674

nonnies i feel sad because theres so much i can do but i can never decide with my free time anymore. im trying to break away from having a schedule but lately i dont feel eager enough to pursue anything so its even harder. i want to create something but im overwhelmed with everything i can do. i want to just begin but i need to pick something first!

No. 2352676

>>2352433
there is never bad weather, just bad attire nonna! get some rainboots and a coat! no excuses, love yourself! and it doesnt have to be so black and white either. have your frappucino and when the rain clears walk for just 5 minutes. you dont need to go crazy, because you wouldnt do it anyway, right? 5 is better than 0.

No. 2352678

>>2352600
i have eaten super healthy for months. i decided to cheat and have some bread. nothing too big i just wanted a peanut butter sandwich. ate some for a couple days. gained almost 10 pounds. i hate this.

No. 2352681

>>2352678
its unfair how certain foods bloat you up. you would have to pry carbs out of my cold dead hands. just curious, did you eat it on whole grain bread or white bread?

No. 2352687

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can i just say that taking a shower feels so fucking good? i don't know how some weirdos refuse to do it because it's so satisfying to get yourself clean and smelling nice. i was in a kinda shitty mood earlier today for no real reason but after i showered i just felt so much better

No. 2352691

>>2352674
I feel you anon. I thought having a schedule would help me use my free time wisely but it ended up stressing me out instead kek.

No. 2352713

I wish the other women who share my generic first and last name continued success in their careers. The more accomplishments, awards, and interviews they receive the harder it becomes to track me down. Godspeed to them all.

No. 2352721

>>2352713
Track you down? What did you do?

No. 2352760

>>2352721
Kek nothing. I just had an experience when I was younger that made me uncomfortably aware of the value of opsec. Being unknowable is how I cope that it is less likely to happen again.

No. 2352782

>>2352681
whole grain. bread in general really does make you fat

No. 2352790

>>2351679
be your own prince

No. 2352798

>>2352251
Pretty sure it means Different Anon, I think some anons use it instead of 'NTAYRT' because they can't be assed to type more than 2 letters

No. 2352801

>>2352798
I think they do it because they aren't integrated.

No. 2352803

>>2350315
Fujo babies they’ll make your dreams come true

No. 2352805

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i fucking love epsom salt baths partly because i imagine i'm cooking myself. i wash my body off first and pretend it's marinade or seasoning or something then run the water and dump epsom salt in it and pretend i'm boiling. i'm soup

No. 2352834

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Today I took a walk, wrote in my diary, practiced yoga, and read for a bit. It is evening now, the day goes so fast, but the day is still young. I can't decide what else to do, but this sapporo is very nice. I feel warm with gratitude and a silly rice flavored taste

No. 2352839

I had an out of body experience meditating today, it felt like I was looking down at myself from above in a 3rd person view, and was really weird but also oddly comforting at the same time.

No. 2352848

I ate way too much take out and chocolate. How do fat people do it

No. 2352850

>>2352237
I thought it was shit at the time I thought Barney was a more retarded Joey from Friends and Ted was even more dull than Ross giving a lecture. I wanted to like the show for Jason Segal but couldn't. I didn't get the appeal of Robin either overall terrible show that I couldn't tell was intentionally breaking the 4th wall or truly was an absolute shit show

No. 2352855

this isn't really a vent because i don't care that much but my mom is feeling nostalgic and playing 80's rap and its absolute trash. no melody, just people speaking over a constant simple beat.

No. 2352857

>>2351689
why did they limit the horse plate to VA? is there a VA horse lobby gatekeep these things??

No. 2352868

Yesterday I learned that bagels are really good with cream cheese and tzatziki sauce. Today I learned that hot pockets are not good with tzatziki sauce.

No. 2352871

>>2352595
I 100% know what you mean and I completely agree. rn the top results for my name are boomer women in HR.

No. 2352883

>>2352855
Semi related because he's a rapper but how eminem is taken seriously is beyond me. He is fucking terrible and why does he hate women so much?? Is he gay

No. 2352886

File: 1737251622055.gif (1.93 MB, 275x207, 1000004656.gif)

im back with more cider and dominoes is on the way. saturday_chillin_dont_@_me.jpg

No. 2352894

>>2352883
>why does he hate women so much
Because he’s a male
>is he gay
Faggots hate us because we’re female and their male and of course he’s gay, being a rapper is quiet coming out of the closet using hypermasculine bravado to hide their faggotry. He used to be one of those annoying shock value rappers who used to make disgusting statements and jokes about other female celebrities, now he’s just a joke everybody thankfully makes fun of

No. 2352901

>>2352894
Like seriously, I was just vibing doing my hair earlier and then his gay weird voice just starts speaking too fast with an annoying flow. Just read these lyrics and remember what gay sound makes them

*I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain
A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
An eraser for a head, fuckin' pencil for a frame
You don't like it, then peel off, bitch
Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off
And I still wouldn't fuck you, slut
So wipe the smile on your grill off
I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off
Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off
Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod
Quit hollering, "Why, God?"
He ain't got shit to do with it
Bygones'll never be bygones
The world ain't finished swallowing my wad
I ain't finished blowing it, nice bra
Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard
I swear to God life is a dumb blonde white broad
With fake tits and a bad dye job
Who just spit in my fuckin' face and called me a fuckin' tightwad
So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
And caught her stealing my music
So I tied her arms and legs to the bed
Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
Look, two pees and a tripod
The moral to the story is life's treating you like dry sod?
Kick it back in its face, my God
It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd*

No. 2352904

>>2352883
i think only people seen as tacky enjoy him now, he's a meme

No. 2352914

>>2352886
>suburbanite family background with real estate mom and business owner dad and a huge lawn intensifies in this photo

No. 2352922

>>2352901
His flow is weird and he raps like Ben Shapiro trying to debate with a retarded college student. Sidenote: Ben Shapiro made a unironic rap video! Kek

No. 2352923

>>2352904
That's so funny I did not know this.

No. 2352925

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>>2352883
If I had a coin for every time I heard an eminem song that had lyrics about him shoving stuff up his ass I would have two coins

No. 2352926

>>2352923
tbh "rap god" wasn't a real comeback, it was only seen as cool by fags like fantano aka white dudes who pretend to like hip-hop. he was never respected by actual black artists

No. 2352945

I think I found a nona on xitter… how do I smoothly integrate myself into her life without seeming like a stalker who also uses lc

No. 2352951

>>2352945
why do you want to integrate yourself into her life

No. 2352956

>>2352951
I want to be her friend

No. 2352972

coffee is destroying my stomach and it hurts everytime i drank coffee but i can't stop

No. 2352980

>>2352945
I can't really see nonnies who use social media as true farmers, it just appears like a completely separate world out there

No. 2352982

>>2352980
This doesn't make sense anon, how do you think we find and keep up with cows if not on social media?

No. 2352984

>>2352982
I mean actively post on instagram and make tiktoks and talk to coworkers on snapchat, etc. I don't mean lurking at cows on sock accounts. You can even do that without an account on some sites I'm almost positive

No. 2353025

i'm not trying to start trouble but i just learned just now that it's ok to eat meat in buddhism as long as you weren't the one to kill the animal and i think that's stupid

No. 2353035

This guy creeps me out so much

No. 2353041

>>2353035
I just saw this channel for the first time earlier today wtf I agree… Faggots get out of women’s hobbies please.

No. 2353042

>>2352945
Honestly everytime I find a farmer on social media, I lurk their page for a few minutes and they end up being cringe and cannot stop talking about LC which is a huge faux pas. Makes me not want to be friends with them. It's like they think they're cool and edgy for talking about imageboards outside of them.

No. 2353093

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Had a nap, dreamt oddly vividly and I had to draw what I did in my dream. In my dream I was playing some zombie defense game and I drew this shit for a zombie boss and she came to life like Doodlebob. No dimensions, all 2d drawing, just destroying the human barricades and shit. It was more in the style of those shitty HOW TO DRAW MANGA books and I named her supa strawberi mikuchan

No. 2353103

>>2353042
Once I found an anon’s Reddit and she didn’t talk about lolcow but she did post the same vents on here, Reddit, and all of her other social medias that she had linked and it was kinda embarrassing how much attention she needed. She also had “femcel” physiognomy but she was cute apart from how often she posted online

No. 2353110

>>2353093
That's cool

No. 2353119

>>2352839
can you share your meditation routine?

No. 2353120

>>2353103
Holy shit that's cringe. It's easy to tell who can integrate and who can't. Retarded ledditors like the one you found will stupidly fall for ragebait and insert themselves in infighting for hours instead of ignoring it. These types of outsider posters who trip and fall into this place while pretending to be one of us are the worst types of posters. I want to know what their obsession is with posting all over social media and linking themselves with LC. It's like they're the rejects of the normies but don't quite fit into geeky spaces either.

No. 2353126

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Reading a harlequin romance novel that Jenny Nicholson mentioned, despite Disney and Epcot being on the front of the book it's taken them over 100 pages to get there (and it's only mentioned till 94 pages in)

Didn't actually know these books had sex scenes though, I got a chuckle at them mentioning that they guy she's fucking had hairy nipples.

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I got a cut on my hand so I ate my blood. It wasn't that good, salty and slightly metallic. Don't know what the hype is amongst vampires.

No. 2353133

>>2353129
I like the taste of blood alright (my steaks are definitely bloody motherfuckers), I guess to vampires it probably tastes a gateau or something however.

No. 2353181

>>2352914
aren't these ppl German?

No. 2353186

>>2353035
something is his face is screaming that once his shit channel goes even more to shit he's just going to make OF garbage wearing some Shein/Temu Sanrio lingerie.

No. 2353188

>>2353129
I prick my hand often when im hand sewing so its always a treat to lap up the blood until it stops bleeding

No. 2353263

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I’m craving fried chicken so bad right now but it’s the middle of the night

No. 2353310

>>2353263
Me too i'd eat some with you nonnie

No. 2353317

Just got off a call with this record producer I befriended by pure chance, he's a massive schizo and believes in every single conspiracy theory and spirituality thing ever. But I managed to reign in the conversation to get back to music and ask about an obscure artist who worked for him, and he told me some interesting about her. I asked about a specific song where she was screaming, and he said it was influenced by a member of the band who suggested it, and she was a fan of Paramore at the time and wanted to copy Hayley, and he, the producer, worked with Hayley and Fred Durst on a soundtrack for a canceled Twilight spin-off show, so he called the obscure singer and put Hayley on the phone to surprise her. He also told me about how this obscure singer I like got a deal to be a cosplay model in Japan but she's from the Australian countryside and can't relocate so she declined. And then, she met some dude who was 24 when she was 19, who she thought of as an emo god, and he ruined her career by convincing her to ditch her band and record label and work with him and his band instead. She was also dating him so ofcourse she ended up listening to him and couldn't get back into the music industry after her project with her boyfriend at the time failed. She came back recently with a country music project but it's just not the same as her stuff in the 2000s.

No. 2353344

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Just realized I'm running low on sunscreen, this is a perfect time to re-stock on korean skincare.

No. 2353348

>>2353344
oh wow i love this image

No. 2353521

>>2353263
>>2353310
I would also eat fried chicken with you. What dipping sauce would you want?

No. 2353578

>>2353521
Hot sauce or something sweet n spicy. What about you nona

No. 2353586

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My sister and mom were fucking addicted to tiktok. Playing those loud ass, AI voice narrated and obviously fake reddit posts through tiktok and out loud any fucking where. Getting 80% of their jokes from tiktok and bitching at me to get into it just so I can replace most of my dialogue with tiktok jokes like how they always did. Talking like motherfucking NPCs because of it. Guess I got what I wanted now. I'm wondering how bad their withdrawal is gonna be today.

No. 2353605

Had to cut my nails super short because they were very unhealthy and I hate it so much. I'm painting them a pretty colour to make up for the fact that they make my hands look stubby and fat

No. 2353690

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Dogs spent all night barking at the walls. Guess the mice are back. At least it's too cold for it to be wasps.

No. 2353734

The night before last I went to sleep at midnight and woke up at 1.30pm. Last "night" I went to sleep at 8.30am and woke up at 1.50pm. Why do I even bother? lmao

No. 2353839

The luigi thread and horny husbando thread having similar OPs is making me laugh every time I open /g/. Its cute.

No. 2353855

>>2353839
>being compared to a fucking luigifag
Disgusting

No. 2353859

>>2353586
So your mom and sister are the ones I hate on public transit. I hope you dont live with them.

No. 2353887

Turns out they modernized Cookie Monster a bit by making him also like food in general and having him cook healthy meals too.
Ngl, I don't hate it. He still likes cookies, he just also tells kids how to make shit like spring rolls.

No. 2353908

>>2353887
Cookie Monster has been about healthy foods for ages. I'll agree though that I like he's not a monster defined by his addiction.

No. 2353915

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Currently eating my hawk tuah burger that was once eaten and prepared for Donald Trump on a podcast show where prostitutes are used as clickbait and now around 1AM I’m getting super excited and relieved to meet with my BetterHelp therapist who’s connected to my neuralink brain chip not covered by insurance to bluetooth medications to my brain. I’m so ducking happy abou this you guys, I finally feel so free! See you later(interate)

No. 2354131

sometimes i remember some post or subreddit where scrotes were discussing their sexual experiences, and some moid was talking about how he once dated a woman who liked it when he'd fuck her in her vagina and then shove his dick and finish in her ass(or was it the other way around?) and then when they broke up and he started seeing another woman and he did that to her, she yelled at him, and it just ruins my day because what fucking idiot of a scrote thinks to apply the fetish he's indulged in with a woman with another woman without fucking asking, it's as stupid as me dating a moid into ball-busting and then the next moid i see i start foreplay by pouring hot wax on his balls, and to think that moid is fucking allowed to vote, allowed to have children! any day that i see a moid, it is fucking ruined oh my fucking god.

No. 2354178

i have a bunch of papers, pamphlets, maps, etc from 5+ years ago that i kind of want to keep and kind of wish i had put it in a scrapbook or something. now its just all jumbled in a box. debating if i should throw it away

No. 2354194

Be careful listening to audiobooks while you cook, nonas. I was listening to the Picture of Dorian Gray and lord Henry's continuous bullshit really threw me off so I ended up messing up the béchamel sauce, and while I thought the behaving oddly I didn't fully realize why until I had already put the lasagna in the oven.
I hate it, but at least my roommate thought it was fine, so it won't go into the trash. But fuck you lord Henry!

No. 2354256

>>2354178
no, create something with them to document your memories! you have the urge just not the energy. they’re in a box for now. get the book you’ll put them in and just start slow. it’s easier to start when you have content vs wanting to make one but not having anything to put in it.

No. 2354263

>>2354131
>it's as stupid as me dating a moid into ball-busting and then the next moid i see i start foreplay by pouring hot wax on his balls
Unironically this is what we should do

No. 2354316

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I am starting college on february 3rd nonnies. I only got 15 days of NEETdom left to enjoy a peaceful life doing what i like before i am forced into normalfagdom. I should have been born rich, life is hell.

No. 2354329

I really want to rent a carpet cleaner, but I'm scared to see how nasty my carpet is kek. This year I want to focus on qol changes. I already purchased an air purifier for my dusty ass bedroom. Next step I think will be to clean the carpet and couches.

No. 2354334

me having only slept five hours: wow today would be a really bad day to practice driving
my dad:

No. 2354336

>>2354334
Nona are you me? We just had a blizzard go through my area recently and the next day my dad is saying its prime time to go practice driving…

No. 2354448

File: 1737322807311.gif (1.14 MB, 220x220, 1694906397137.gif)

I am going to try to learn math from 0. I completly forgot how to multiplicate. I shouldnt have dropped out of hs.

No. 2354449

I haven't played sims 4 in months, but last night I started creating a storyline in my head and I think it's perfect for making me play it again.

No. 2354471

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I watched the sonic movies 1 and 2 and they were really fun and nice, is this how Sega wants to spread the sonic autism? Then again, I honestly don't have the time or patience to read a bunch of random comics and Lore about that, I honestly just want to watch the 3rd movie so I can see what other Lore I can get about the sonic adventure battle 2 game that I played when I got a game cube as a kid, watching it will be pretty cool, that game really is a core memory of my childhood kek.
I wonder why I never got the extreme sonic autism, I'm quite glad to not have that gene, I would be worried if I was like ChrisChan.

No. 2354476

>>2354471
The only thing I don't like about the movies is how they felt the need to shoehorn Token Relatable Humans into the plot, but even then it's not intrusive it's just a nitpick kek

No. 2354503

>>2354476
I noticed that too, I find it kind of cute though, it's like a huge commercial like
>look at this powerful rodent thing, isn't it cute? Don't you want to hug it like the characters do? Buy our BRAND NEW sonic plushie!
Kek.

No. 2354623

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I just ordered my gecko more goodies for his enclosure AND a buuunch of bugs. Hehehehehe, he doesn't even know.

No. 2354637

>>2354471
The most remarkable thing about Chris Chan is that he raped his mother. The autistic Sonic part is what people found endearing (before he committed elderly mother-rape)

No. 2354722

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My phone turned off out of nowhere and it took a long time to turn back on and it might be that it overheated but I think it might also be God's punishment for thirsting over bald old men.

No. 2354794

Today I came to the realization that my face is oval shaped. I just thought it was round because of how chubby my face is.

No. 2354837

Currently sitting with my cat on the bed after I walked for an hour and ten minutes. I was celebrating my mother's birthday for two days and I gained weight, but just because I lost the battle doesn't mean I'll lose the war.

No. 2354843

haven't washed my hair in 2 weeks

No. 2354851

That's it. I'm forcing myself to have hobbies and interests. I'm forcing myself to like paintings and books and niche films. I'm going to have a hair routine. I'm going to have a personality. I'm going to be pretentious. Wish me luck nonnas.

No. 2354855

>>2354843
rookie numbers

No. 2354858

>>2354851
Good luck, nonnie, I hope that works for you.
I want to try doing stuff for my hobbies more often now that I have a job and not feel miserable with my life about being a neet.

No. 2354879

i wonder if trump will truly pardon ulbricht. i hope not but i don't really care, i just want him to suffer

No. 2354902

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I want to live in one of these bad boys

No. 2354904

>>2354855
what's the longest you have gone without washing yours?

No. 2354907

>>2354843
>>2354855
my scalp hurts when i don't wash my hair in 4 days, doesn't yours?

No. 2354910

>>2354907
no it's just super oily and frizzy but i barely go outside. what do you mean it hurts your scalp gets itchy or something?

No. 2354913

>>2354448
multiplication for single numbers is mainly just memorization. good luck nona and I hope you’re able to finish high school someday (if you want I guess)

No. 2354918

>>2354910
not itchy but just .. sore? i thought everyone felt like this kek

No. 2354924

>>2354907
>>2354904
2 months. Doesn't get oily, but anything past that it does get itchy. During those two months I would wet my hair here and there in the shower just to brush it, but that's it. I wash my hair twice a week now.

No. 2354925

>>2354907
Not those anons but mine doesn't hurt. It gets itchy about a week and a half in though

No. 2354931

>>2354448
What the fuck nonnie me too. I'm doing it to get started learning analytic skills for a career in the future. I'm with you nonnie. Like other anon said math is all about memorization, it's basically memorizing how to solve puzzles. I'm bad at it so hopefully we can both strengthen our abilities.

No. 2354939

a guy at my job today was spitting on the floor and on products. my pussy manager wouldn't call the police though.

No. 2354943

>>2354939
ew i wonder why moids spit all the time why do they have so much accumulated saliva in their mouth?

No. 2354946

>>2354943
they think it makes them look cool. i've seen european women do this too. truly frightening stuff

No. 2355005

i was lurking on someone's twitter account that wasn't active in over 3 months and it disappeared in front of my very eyes. what do you mean 'user not found'? mossad is after me

No. 2355016

I saw a girl I went to elementary school with go viral on tiktok. It's so strange because I was randomly thinking about her earlier in the day (she was the popular girl that everyone liked)

No. 2355031

Learning about New Zealand politics a lot today. Very obsessed about Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke

No. 2355040

>>2355016
I saw some bi dude I used to work with get popular in an ASMR video on Youtube a few years ago. Everyone in the comments was calling him hot and it made me cringe

No. 2355156

Sent an offer on depop for a shirt I really want, hoping and praying that the seller accepts it

No. 2355220

my normally unloving cat is laying on my lap this is such a victory

No. 2355225

Roses are red, violets are blue. I only ever think about my ex when I masturbate even though I hate him.

No. 2355252

>>2355016
What do people need to do to become popular so that everyone likes them like that? Are they blessed by the gods or something? Did their parents strike a deal with a demon? I was always intensely jealous of those people. We also had a girl in elementary school like that. Everyone wanted to sit next to her, everybody wanted to be her friend and the most popular guy also had a crush on her. What do you need to do to become blessed like that?

No. 2355260

>>2354448
I'm in the same boat, dropped out and have been wanting to learn math from a baby level upward. (Also I wanted to improve with literacy) What you planning on using, internet as primary resource, external resources/s, or going back into education?
>>2354931
Hell yeah. Good luck to all of us

No. 2355264

99% of the fanbase of the music I listen to is annoying redpill "doomer" moids. Decided to make the mistake of opening a comment section of an artist I like and was blasted through the screen by their energy. Ugh, what about guitars and low pass filter drums and lyrics that aren't even depressive or edgy attracts these fuckers so badly.
Also I bought ten packets of dental floss.

No. 2355266

Feel like I'm a new person after browsing only /m/ the past few days.

No. 2355268

I'm ready to go to work, I have so many things to do, I have to continue my research.

No. 2355269

>>2355031
It's so wild to me the amount of foreigners I interacted with during this call us violent mongrels over the protesting. Like I know stereotypes are always going to be a thing but some delusional ass people thought this was worse than violent rioting that happens overseas. Hana is so great for someone so young, seriously.

No. 2355273

When I was a teen I was obsessed with those fluffy bunny keychain things and now I decided to buy a few just to make the person I used to be happy. They're cute and sitting on the table

No. 2355282

I'm so bad at anatomy I might start drawing NSFW art just to learn bodies in different shapes and positions at this point.

No. 2355295

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I’m going to have another cup of coffee to compensate for missing 4 hours of sleep. Maybe I should have 4, one for each hour. Thoughts?
>>2354316
Hope everything goes well and that you find something to enjoy about Norman life

No. 2355305

>>2355295
I really like this image.

No. 2355306

Taking photos with my old gaming console I had as a teen. The image quality is terrible but there's none of those auto filters that come with every new modern phone that you can't turn off. I'm also getting nostalgia for the low quality for some reason. Everything I take on that console could pass for some trending Tumblr photos in the early 2010s lol

No. 2355310

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>>2355305

No. 2355314

>>2355310
This one sucks, sorry. I liked the rooster mainly I think.

No. 2355317

>>2355282
Best thing to do is start off with looking at diagrams of skinless bodies, such as the diagrams doctors keep, seeing the way the muscles overlap with eachother. It's a great way to familiarise yourself with the human body plus know how the skin contracts when in different poses. When you've mastered muscles, move onto placing skin and since you know where the muscles are it gets a little easier to draw skin. Or you can just go to look at NSFW pictures, but learn to perceive it as a non-sexual act, like you are observing where every muscle placement is to master the skill of anatomical structure

No. 2355334

>>2355260
>What you planning on using, internet as primary resource, external resources/s, or going back into education?
i am using youtube plus a few apps(quick brain, peak, elevate). I actually finished hs online a year ago online, so i was forced to enroll in college and i choose a career with math in it because YOLO. I will probably fail monumentally but oh well.

No. 2355338

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>>2355334
i forgot about khan academy and prodigy too. WAGMI nonny.

No. 2355349

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ive been up since around 4 am and ended up staying up to see the sunrise at the top of my apartment's parking garage. now i think i will go back to sleep

No. 2355361

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>>2354448
>>2354931
>>2355260
In a similar boat, I wasn't allowed to get an education. This book helped me not be embarrassed about learning from 0 as an adult. It covers a lot starting from addition and multiplication, up to algebra.

No. 2355366

>>2355361
Thanks nonny this is really helpful. I totally recommend mathlegics too, its like doulingo but for maths. I started yesterday and i already managed to become better at stuff that was hard for me, like dividing numbers mentally.

No. 2355368

Dad sent me a message
>Today is blue Monday, said to be the most depressing day of the year. So go shopping!
And he sent me some money
Kek I love him, I'm going to buy some ornamental plants and a new cat tree

No. 2355371

>>2355368
god i wish my dad was like this last time he bought me a present was when i was 13 and he bought me a sheet of cheap bootleg lisa frank stickers

No. 2355393

>>2355368
kek nice

No. 2355409

>>2354263
we really should, and then act all aloof and well-meaning afterwards like oh how was i supposed to know you weren't going to enjoy being strangled till you turnt blue, all the guys i'd been with before enjoyed it so you should too yk

No. 2355413

>>2354637
ain't he shove some medallion up his ass?

No. 2355424

>>2354943
i genuinely don't fucking know, and in India it's so much worse because an absurd amount of scrotes chew tobacco/gutka and then spit the tobacco anywhere they like, staining it all red, but at least one can know it's because they're salivating from chewing but why tf do they have to spit plain saliva.

No. 2355429

>>2355282
i feel you nonnie, but consistent practice shows results, all the males i'd draw would look like boobless women but now i've leveled up to them looking like femboys(retch), but if you'd seen where i started you'd get why i'm happy.

No. 2355430

>>2355310
reminds me of when i was still in my family's Whatsapp group, sovlfol kek

No. 2355439

youtube recommended me a podcast between two 10(?) years old discussing burger king vs mcd, i am embarassed to admit i found it very interesting.

No. 2355449

>>2355368
How nice, my dad pulled a similar stunt last summer for my trip to Japan, he sent me a lot of money so I could enjoy myself.

No. 2355537

it's funny how anons keep saying "the site is dying now!" when they've been saying that since 2019. it's like we're in a groundhog day loop. same as it ever was (same as it'll ever be)

No. 2355559

>>2355537
I don't think the site is dead, it just feels like activity shifted from the cow threads to /ot/, particularly Unpopular Opinions, Vent, and various hate threads. Some cow threads get 2 posts per week while posting hair/eye colour bait in unpopular opinions gets 300 posts in a couple hours. If anons don't participate in /ot/ the site can seem kinda dead.

No. 2355726

Pissed off so I'm going to clean again to put my emotions to good use.

No. 2355727

My sister bought me the wrong underwear cut/style and now they’re digging into my ass… how tf do some women wear thongs? I have a permanent wedgie

No. 2355728

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Caught a mild cold, so it hurts to look at monitors, but I still managed to do my dailies in Infinity Nikki. I love this game so, so much!

No. 2355732

>>2355727
I can't stand the way it flosses my butthole. Once you focus on that wedgie feeling it will never go away. Hipsters all the fucking way.

No. 2355733

>>2355727
Thongs fucking HURT.

No. 2355758

>>2354316
What the hell, I just bought a mug with this image on it. I've been trying to read the daily farside comics everyday but I keep forgetting, I'm so frazzled and depressed I haven't even opened my christmas presents yet.

No. 2355777

>>2354448
I'm doing this for an entry exam and it's hell. I was actually good at maths in school but everything is gone, i'll remember the names of things i've learned and the basic principle but nothing else, it's humiliating to learn euclidean division as an adult. Keep pushing nona, most people flat out forget basic grammar rules and such after they've graduated because they assimilate them, you're not dumb!

No. 2355989

I have to buy a new water bottle soon. I'll probably do that later this week because I feel too lazy to go anywhere even though I have today off.
Also would anyone happen to have recommendations on good and decently priced water bottles? I'm currently using a 21 oz Hydroflask and I like it, lasted for a long time but it's all dented, scratched, and covered in peeling ugly stickers that I can't get off easily. I might just buy another one unless someone has a better recommendation.

No. 2356047

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>>2355989
I had my hydroflask for the longest time, but recently I wanted a bigger water bottle that stayed in my bedroom. I saw an Owala at the store and bought one. So far I really love it. I definitely like it better than my hydroflask. I didn’t like how my hydroflask straw was sort of exposed. With Owala it’s fully covered and I like the mouth piece better. They also come in really nice colors

No. 2356058

I had my first therapist appointment and I felt like a giant retard crying about my non-problems, but at least she seems to have me figured out. Also cautiously optimistic but she didn't mention romantic relationships or dating, hopefully she isn't one of those suggesting you to find a moid to feel better.

No. 2356162

I had been scrolling the new "liked by" feature on instagram reels where it shows you videos the people you follow have liked and I noticed my favourite micro influencer had been liking a lot of baby videos. I literally said to myself "she's pregnant" and 2 days later I opened my feed to a pregnancy announcement. I know it was obvious but I feel psychic kek

No. 2356174

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i've been recently obessesed with sfihas, i especially like the ones that are made with pepperoni.

No. 2356247

Does anyone else have to continuously rewind a tv show or movie because they just keep zoning out or not absorbing the information? I'm watching dexter and It's taking me two hours to watch one episode because my brain is not registering what is being said.

No. 2356256

>>2356247
Only if I'm not really invested, that's also usually when I realize I should just drop it and do/watch something I know will keep my attention

No. 2356377

I don't understand how people can drag themselves to work while fighting illness and fevers, or do anything at all. Be sick and go to a party.

I cancel all plans and take a nap when I feel a cold coming on. It's really over for the day if I have any type of brain fog or body aches.

No. 2356385

>>2356247
only when I'm drowsy and falling asleep, or straight up doing something else and not paying attention.

I find those older dramas you have to 100% pay attention to everything or you'll miss a lot. they pack a lot in to keep you talking about it until next week's episode

they were not written for binge watching so you need to keep focus for multiple episodes.

No. 2356497

>>2356174
I need eat these ASAP!

No. 2356499

I think I just understood the appeal of the weegee thread, kek there's some crazy shit going on there

No. 2356501

>>2356499
yeah it does belong in the mundane shit thread because that's what it is, just a bunch of quirked up theater kids trying to outdo each other. it was funny at first now it's cringe

No. 2356518

I'm reading an analysis of my birth chart for the first time, and it repeatedly mentions family problems and childhood issues. So I was literally just fucked from birth, huh? My life was destined for childhood trauma.

No. 2356541

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My dinner tonight was vegetable broth and frozen stir fry veggies with a couple chicken dumplings and green onions. I can barely cook anything because I only took one home ec cooking class in middle school but I've discovered a lot of recipes are just dumping a bunch of canned stuff and spices together

No. 2356554

>>2356518
Yes. But if you buy my chart reading on how to fix it behind my paywall of 59.99 you could finally take control of your future. I will even read your family's charts for only 10.99 each.

No. 2356557

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I just realized she's the original 4B queen

No. 2356567

>>2356377
I use my sick days for beautiful weather days to lay around outside, because wage slaving in a concrete building during spring makes me wanna kms. I will always go sick to work because I dont give a fuck and hate my coworkers.

No. 2356574

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My only opinion on piratesoftware is that he is useless and has terrible hair

No. 2356600

>>2356377
I feel bad taking sick days because I'm scared I will be accused of faking it to get the day off. My first job in high school ingrained that in me and now I'd rather just suck it up and go in to work than sit in bed and worry about whether or not I'm going to get in trouble for calling in.

No. 2356664

I've always wanted to train muay thai but I can't find a single place near me where they teach it. That's upsetting.
There's an MMA academy right under my nigel's place, maybe I could give it a try.

No. 2356722

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Drinking peppermint tea while I wait for my pizza to be delivered. Why didn't anyone tell me how good peppermint tea is? I just started drinking it for the benefits but it's delicious.

No. 2356732

>>2356247
Is your focus bad all over or just Dexter?

No. 2356734

Tried voice chatting on a vidya game and I got told I sound obese. I'm not fat, nor offended but like how the hell does one sound obese. Maybe I just need better ears

No. 2356753

>>2356734
Obese people do have a particular nasal voice.

No. 2356796

>>2356722
Idk why but it also really helps with period cramps too for some reason

No. 2356975

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>>2356722
Nona you should try the Celestial Seasonings Candy Cane Lane tea. I just made a big mug, it's absolutely delicious

No. 2357013

>>2356975
ntayrt but that packaging is really cute!

No. 2357040

>>2356734
You probably didn't and someone was projecting an insult they've been told back at you to feel dopamine

No. 2357041

>>2356975
>>2356722
I can't drink tea bags because of the plastic release. Might as well be dead, what can we do

No. 2357046

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>>2357041
loose leaf tea leaves and in a metal strainer so you get metal releases instead

No. 2357047

>>2357041
Nona the microplastics are already in the drinking water just go boil the tea bags

No. 2357050

>>2357041
there's tons of brands that don't use plastic in their bags, the information is a basic Google search away

No. 2357058

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>>2357013
Isn't it?? I'm obsessed with Celestial Seasonings package design. Picrel is probably my favorite.
>>2357041
That I understand, there's a lot of brands that use non-plastic bags nowadays though I'm not sure if CS is one of them. Or like the other nonna said opening the bags and transferring the leaves to a metal strainer could work.

No. 2357088

>>2355031
Why is she named like an exotic skincare product

No. 2357097

File: 1737433695467.jpg (140.95 KB, 720x726, 1000000400.jpg)

>>2357047
Like should I just die

No. 2357117

Considering binging Harry Potter for the comfy vibes but last time I watched a couple movies in a day I had dreams that I was surrounded by English people for a week or so. Like what do you mean this kid next to me in line at Coney Island is wailing in bri'ish this is AMURICA

No. 2357183

I live near a pizza joint and it must be a busy night cause I opened my window and I can smell them cooking all the way over here kek

No. 2357192

>>2357097
Nta, if I'm not mistaken, your kidneys and liver filter out the plastic as long as you eat healthy, drink water, and avoid any further sources of microplastics. So the solution is to try to avoid it as much as possible so your body can cleanse itself.

No. 2357212

>>2357192
Nona the drinking water and filters for drinking water can’t handle all the micro plastics, even the air we breathe is filled with micro plastics. Corporations have truly fucked the planet because you can’t even buy dirt without having to deal with plastics being mixed in

No. 2357214

>>2357117
I had a nightmare the other day that I was a little British girl living in Britain during the apocalypse and Amy Addams was my mom (she died)

No. 2357266

I've been trying to fall asleep for almost 2 hours

No. 2357271

>>2357214
You see, it's not just me. I dreamt I wad paragliding in circles with others similar to one of those fair rides and it was so beautiful, and then I accidentally knocked this little british kids funnel cake with my foot and he was so upset. Then his mom had a go at me and everyone was speaking casually in an English accent. There are no English people anywhere near me.

No. 2357279

>>2357212
If the connection between microplastics and endocrine disruption is true we are literally fucked as a species moving forward kek

No. 2357283

>>2357279
The amount of millennial and zoomers dying of colon cancer in their 50s and 60s will be devastating. Some of you only have 10-20 years left for the scans to show you have a 2nd head growing out of your ovary comprised only of plastic shavings and red 40

No. 2357299

>>2356796
Not for mine


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