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No. 1691755
C'mon now, get a lil silly
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>>>/ot/1681748 No. 1691758
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They eat pamcakes with banamda
No. 1691760
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It’s pumkin spice season nonnica…
No. 1691763
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>>1691760Get in my car Anonda and Britnonny we are going to Starbucks
No. 1691769
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>>1691760Tomorrow I’m having a big ol’ cup of pumpkin spice (homemade because Starbucks doesn’t exists in my country)
No. 1691795
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>>1691784samefag this is the only one i can find right now kek
No. 1691868
File: 1694227615145.jpg (188.92 KB, 1080x1855, 1693961483966468.jpg)
Men are so starved of attention arent they
No. 1691884
File: 1694228560431.png (237.96 KB, 500x375, img-500.png)
Did someone say…japaleno
No. 1691885
File: 1694228668938.png (3.46 KB, 96x96, 1686851070180.png)
>>1691884It was me, I did, and I'll say it again…..
𝓙𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓸
No. 1691888
>>1691885Don't say it again or you
know what'll happen,
nonny No. 1691889
File: 1694229160604.jpg (178.22 KB, 685x850, 90.jpg)
>>1691758This reminds me of another kitten who likes to eat banamda
No. 1691891
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>>1691889Noooooo you're ruining it for me why WHY no I'm makin biscuits not and I am ignoring you
No. 1691929
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>>1691918ARGHHH HE'S BEEN SUMMONED
No. 1691934
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>>1691928Banamdas were first commercially grown by bio-women to take sole control of nature's most recognizable and tradeable phallis, to the disapproval of penis-havers. So actually you're gay and fuck off.
No. 1691956
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when I catch you let me tell you what I'm going to do I'm gonna punch you in your mouth your throat and your solar plex then I'm going to throw you on the ground and commence to stopping your face into the cement be prepared
No. 1691988
File: 1694235136638.png (331.63 KB, 670x470, buschammy.png)
Eating cheesy mac but what I really want are sausage and pancakes.
No. 1691991
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𝕽𝖊𝖕𝖑𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕾𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖘𝖐 𝖈𝖗𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓
No. 1691997
File: 1694236032927.jpg (54.63 KB, 770x645, 335753.jpg)
>>1691991Was so sad I missed this the other day, please share your wisdom Soothsayer
No. 1692405
File: 1694277015561.gif (2.31 KB, 500x500, bah.gif)
How ugly is this color from 1-10? It's a scarf, color looked different on the picture but I think it's something Houdini would wear.
No. 1692497
>>1692408Thanks
nonnie, I tried it on with some different jackets and it looks alright when combined with black or brown so I guess it depends. It's satin so it kind of shimmers, makes it look nicer.
>>1692414Understandable kek
No. 1692600
File: 1694289135130.jpg (58.59 KB, 417x626, Pvp45zd.jpg)
>>1691555Today it's raining and I love it, as always.
No. 1692609
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The things you find on Amazon. Maybe I'm too paranoid but I think you would genuinely have to be stupid to carry a wallet with your ID/license on the outside.
No. 1692741
File: 1694300514452.jpg (49.85 KB, 622x700, cat.jpg)
The posting glitch happened again! I thought it was over!
No. 1692932
File: 1694325984252.gif (2.42 MB, 640x640, 1694183862240937.gif)
It's funny how all the losers come out of their lonely caves like roaches to make fun of us roided muscle-crackhead enjoyers.
I'm feeding my pig carcinogenic protein dust by the spoonful and he let's me punch him in the jaw because he's too poor to buy his own MEGA BIG-BOY PROTEIN EXTRAVAGANZA CHUM BUCKET from Decathlon. I don't have to worry about when to dump him because his heart will give up on him before I do.
You will be buying diapers for skinnyfat faggot with your own retirement money in a couple decades but MUSCLEPIG will already be six foot under & STILL mogging your faggot even as a skeleton.
Imagine being too scared to drop kick your Nigel becuase he might fucking die. Couldn't be me! Mine is already dying. A heart attack wouldn't be out of the ordinary in an autopsy situation.
Bucktooth Becky's stay seething over the PIG-PUNCHING Stacy. #mindset
No. 1693285
File: 1694354687771.png (77.75 KB, 596x112, yarn.PNG)
What color should I gert? Don't say grey or blue or purple or green or yellow please.
No. 1693349
File: 1694358571188.jpg (30.02 KB, 652x678, download (2).jpg)
>>1693337Excellent choice anon! Thank you
No. 1693540
File: 1694366526830.gif (2.2 KB, 46x39, dance12345.gif)
I finally have friends to play online co-op games with. I am so happy. And i only had to become a streamer to find them.
No. 1693612
>>1693609Use brave browser if you can
nonnie, I've been using it for about 2 years and I never see YouTube ads, or ads period.
No. 1693728
File: 1694374666855.png (101.37 KB, 790x757, 1687658377757.png)
>>1693725still wrong. Dont use her name in vain.
No. 1693729
File: 1694374677326.jpeg (294.55 KB, 2000x2000, 0604FAE8-E887-4A44-B2DB-83CF6F…)
Which furfag Barbie are you? I’m definitely the panda.
No. 1693740
File: 1694375080460.png (280.08 KB, 444x598, Screenshot (22827).png)
…fapshirt?
No. 1693743
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>>1693729the white sheep one looks really cozy, i would wear both of these tops around the house if they were real tbh
No. 1693831
File: 1694383030513.jpg (191.71 KB, 1024x829, vaguely related.jpg)
How much time would have to pass for you to think it's suspicious someone's not aging? Does it make a difference if that person seems to be in their 20s, 40s, 60s or 80s?
No. 1693879
File: 1694388167120.jpg (Spoiler Image,182.63 KB, 863x1024, download (3).jpg)
I was looking at baby pictures of myself (picrel, that's me) and gosh I think I was the cutest baby ever. I was chunky and cute. I hope if I ever have any babies they also come out chunky with chubby cheeks.
No. 1693890
File: 1694388820420.jpg (Spoiler Image,204.95 KB, 1007x1007, me.jpg)
>>1693885Fuck u, I was one of the cutest babies around. You probably looked like an ugly ass newborn bird as a baby and that's why you're mad. Another pic, look at my cuteness and seethe bitch.
No. 1693931
>>1693890You're telling me you magically changed races within a few months?
>>1693879 something isn't adding up Moochael Jackson
No. 1693943
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No. 1693983
File: 1694396637482.jpg (719.3 KB, 1079x1074, focusing my destruction energi…)
>>1693971You got it, nonna. I'd hone in on train derailment for you, too, but that sounds kind of painful, so I'm focusing more on a general ruination.
No. 1694003
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>>1693984Oh shit okay hold on
No. 1694009
>>1694003thank you i was about to start freaking out because you didn't respond and i was already being ruined (emotionally)
an air strike doesn't seem too unrealistic, given my country
No. 1694058
File: 1694401067945.jpg (259.3 KB, 1174x1351, R.jpg)
i hate how angry and mean everyone is on the internet! you can be fucking civil! you are not cool or edgy for throwing jabs are random strangers! sometimes i feel too sensitive for the world (and yes i know what site im on)
No. 1694059
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I saw a smores kit for $9, NINE DOLLARS!, at walmart today. I hope no one actually buys that. These companies think we're literally pants on head retarded.
>1 pack graham crackers
So probably one little sleeve of crackers. This literally sucks.
No. 1694082
File: 1694402038806.jpg (64.34 KB, 500x670, 1694401193605680.jpg)
Diva
No. 1694093
File: 1694402475335.jpeg (611.72 KB, 1170x695, IMG_4267.jpeg)
>When you’re walkin’ down the street
>And you see a little ghost
>Whatcha gonna do about it?
>GHOSTBUSTERS
No. 1694098
File: 1694402579695.png (90.49 KB, 448x448, 1692671592160819.png)
You can literally think a man is clapped, uninspiring, dull, a cookie cutter copycat of every other man you have never and will never pay attention to and he STILL will think you think he's hot. Not even when squinting, accept that and move on because you are nobodies muse.
No. 1694163
File: 1694407221128.jpeg (312.81 KB, 989x1854, 4099A19B-0B13-4DE2-86F6-7683CF…)
It’s crazy how severely my face change after I get my brows done. My natural shape is ugly and weird and I look so dumpy when I need a touch up but right after I get them done I look so much older but in a good way. The dipbrow look was just fucking awful on me
No. 1694164
File: 1694407230021.gif (10.3 MB, 600x652, ezgif-5-e039dfee89.gif)
Whats everybody's favorite daily drink lately
No. 1694408
File: 1694431471204.jpg (261.13 KB, 1500x1500, amazon.jpg)
This is a humidifier and a wireless phone charger all in one, which is the stupidest idea literally ever. I literally just do not understand some of the products I find online.
No. 1694439
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its 5 am and i could go to sleep but im going to write lesbian erotica for 4 more hours
No. 1694463
File: 1694438148924.webm (5.84 MB, 320x568, ssstwitter.com_1694437893036.w…)
Tell me I'm not the only who thinks this scene is a bit weird, the writer is correlating so many types of misogynistic men into one being that it doesn't make any sense, you have a liberal scarf wearing soft-boy dude whose openly misogynistic(these types of guys are misogynistic but never this openly), I get the writer is just very terminally online and I feel that's a problem with most millennial writers.
No. 1694501
>>1694497Then you have the people who say "why doesn't elden ring have a disability accessible easy mode, a game with the entire point of becoming skilful through difficulty isn't entirely fair!! (yeah duh)
The duality of gamer.
No. 1694503
>>1694497Nonna wait all i do is play Dark Souls 3… to the point i have to play DS2 starting October 1st because my friend is concerned, lol.
Ive never invested so much energy in gaming before, but man I love this fucking game.
No. 1694506
File: 1694446130353.jpg (369.97 KB, 1200x1973, Farflung loris_ab7c50_9449889.…)
>>1694503We are meant to be.
No. 1694545
File: 1694450605860.jpg (279.93 KB, 1280x577, monke.jpg)
lmao these onlyfans scrotes are something else
No. 1694591
File: 1694455105544.jpg (53.56 KB, 540x405, 1657002895900.jpg)
I should be working on stuff but i feel really lazy. I guess i will start by cleaning my room.
No. 1694639
>>1694625Nona who was you first cartoon crush?
>>1694633Yes ikr he caused irreparable damage to our developing brains
No. 1694647
>>1694639It's a bit embarrassing but
Mewtwo from Pokemon. I still have a soft spot for his emo butt and his pretty eyes.
No. 1694663
>>1694651IS THAT FUCKING QUIRKY THE BUTTER GOLEM HERSELF
I'm surprised she's still alive wow
No. 1694669
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>>1694591i literally cant start being productive nonnies, help. I was gonna start and then
>>1694651 posted. Fat women and feederism is my special interest. One more vid and then i will start with my drawing reps…
No. 1694678
>>1694669Enjoy
nonnie kek
No. 1694710
File: 1694465246453.jpg (64.84 KB, 1300x811, viktor and rolf.jpg)
I love how whenever you watch a fashion show you can see some of the most intricate, detailed, or strange looks, just for the designer to come out at the end dressed like Steve Jobs. I would probably design something for myself if I was a designer.
No. 1694800
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>>1694773you did well nonners I'm proud of you, keep it up with your boundaries and your relationships will be much better from now on
No. 1694808
File: 1694474300358.jpeg (118.54 KB, 400x564, 583441.jpeg)
I talk to this moid (who I'm pretty sure is on autism spectrum) who gets so mad if you don't care about the newer touhou games or get touhou lore incorrect, sorry that most of the post touhou 11 designs suck and I don't give a shit about the lore dude.
No. 1694819
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picrel my first waifu
No. 1694829
File: 1694476904486.jpg (30.44 KB, 640x480, ae1d86577b35fa7b533b47a2ed5234…)
>>1694819I wanted to be her friend soo bad
No. 1694838
>>1694832>toxinsApparently, we don't have kidneys these days, that's why we need special treatments to detox.
Seriously though, might as well just pop a laxative if nothing first-line like fiber/hydration helps.
No. 1694859
>>1694831>>1694832Aw, thank you anons! I'll look into both of these.
>>1694844I usually drink 2 16 oz cups of water everyday. Sometimes only 1. I just don't drink that much so it's usually only water and sometimes tea or almond milk with creamer.
No. 1694878
File: 1694481200406.jpeg (390.31 KB, 1211x1031, IMG_2566.jpeg)
Why the fuck did they make him look like the little girl from despicable me
No. 1694880
>>1694859>I usually drink 2 16 oz cups of water everyday. Sometimes only 1.Nonny!! You are dehydrated. Please drink more water. It would very likely solve your problem, definitely try water before the other stuff and
don’t do a cleanse if you’re drinking so little water. Find a way to add a little more water to your routine until it becomes a habit then add some more until you always drink at least 4 of your 16oz cups in a day and it’s not something you have to think about —you should probably be drinking more than that to be honest but I don’t know know your life. Bare minimum you should drink that much water. Put it in a soup and eat it if you have to.
No. 1694944
File: 1694487994493.jpg (200.18 KB, 1284x1836, ss.jpg)
It blows my mind that Sam Smith is a literal irl reverse Kikomi, like Male to FTM (he/they obsessed with gay men and calling herself a fag subtype)
No. 1694962
>>1694882Name her something that pairs with
Elsie the nonna! I will brainstorm and get back to you. I hope the next time you summon someone in DS3 its me! All the love nonna, may the flames guide thee
No. 1694973
File: 1694491979217.jpg (Spoiler Image,373.73 KB, 720x1600, Screenshot_20230912_001448_Gal…)
>>1694944This is my fav screenshot about her. I would crop but I can't anymore thanks to this site being useless.
No. 1694997
File: 1694496602597.jpg (106.76 KB, 615x792, 1_Excl-Sam-Smith-and-Christian…)
>>1694988Definition of securing the bag
No. 1695007
File: 1694497504176.jpeg (40.65 KB, 331x480, IMG_1668.jpeg)
Toxic old man yaoi
No. 1695014
>>1695007So true
>>1695009Just say nlog.
No. 1695020
>>1695018what show it is
nonny?
No. 1695060
File: 1694504892171.png (984.51 KB, 1200x675, Abby-Lee-Miller-Now.png)
I kept seeing stuff about Abby Lee because she said she likes high-schoolers, and Jesus she looks so unrecognizable to me recently.
No. 1695140
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I saw picrel and thought this person's handwriting was fine (aside from the random capital Ass) just to see multiple people shitting on their penmanship kek.
No. 1695252
>>1695236Some of you have very interesting hobbies, some I've never even heard of before but I like learning about the different stuff you guys are into.
>now I'm going to draw my ocs killing theirs just because I canDo it do it do it kek
No. 1695437
File: 1694537343186.gif (74.72 KB, 500x375, 1636115931242.gif)
AAAAAAAA MIKUEXPO CONCERTS FINALLY RETURNED KILLING MYSELF IS CANCELED!!!
No. 1695443
File: 1694537498120.jpg (29.8 KB, 500x500, artworks-KpsGdkhP23f9elM2-tili…)
when the chicken suddenly taste too chicken-y
No. 1695508
File: 1694539138938.png (1.03 MB, 696x684, him.png)
Thinking abt him
No. 1695709
File: 1694544375630.png (391.6 KB, 467x559, Swifty Troon.PNG)
there's a troon in the Taylor Swift facebook group I'm in
No. 1695805
I want to read the Bible someday, because while I learned some stories like that one about Moses, Noah, Nicholas and Martin, there are still some that we never talked about like Kain and Abel, but I seriously just hate the way it's written. Is it something like heresy or blasphemy trying to re-write it to be a bit more engaging? Maybe it's just the beginning, though, I wouldn't know, I never got past I guess Jesus' birthline being described á la "X, son of Y, son of Z, son of A, son of B, […]".
No. 1695845
File: 1694551188094.png (7.99 KB, 932x964, line.png)
I just forgot what a diagonal line is called. I almost asked in the stupid questions thread kek
No. 1695933
File: 1694554542777.jpg (99.14 KB, 870x633, cute.jpg)
>>1695848Iirc
>be me>nicholas>pope or something>shitty king>what else is new>we're all starving>dying in the strees>complain to king>mate got everything but fucks to give>"uhh">"i'll draw a line on your boat">"take from my stock until it sinks to that line">use magical godgiven powers to make ship not sink>checkmate atheists>meanwhile somewhere else>be me>martin>knight or something>got a cloak>look at my horse>i can swing my sword>hard winter>what else is new>we're all freezing>dying in the streets>bum wants my cloak>guess i can give you half>sayonara bum-kun>acww4am.mp3>picrel>holy shit it's gabriel>"you did good saving that dude, that's my godson">mfw i just saved jesus No. 1695945
File: 1694554985866.jpg (20.69 KB, 612x411, istockphoto-1185175978-612x612…)
If I don't get a job by December then I'm gonna start identifying as a dog or something, fuck this
No. 1695953
File: 1694555131288.jpeg (1 MB, 1006x802, IMG_4503.jpeg)
>>1695933Gabriel seems cool
No. 1696118
File: 1694561251208.jpg (323.16 KB, 1080x1040, 1693957219595709.jpg)
caffeine and nicotine for breakfast what else is new
No. 1696132
File: 1694561809512.jpg (106.61 KB, 564x983, 8759c59762f5db015dbb93651cd66c…)
>>1695953Gabriel is also hot as fuck
No. 1696287
File: 1694577122231.jpg (27.47 KB, 400x278, dstyblnd.JPG)
My celebrity crush looks so good blonde it's unreal. Her natural hair is black so it doesn't even make sense, but when she's blonde her sex appeal goes up 200%. Specifically a dusty blonde (picrel is the color, ignore the unrelated moid). It's not even that I like blonde hair as a rule, other celebrities i'm into definitely do not look good blonde even though they have the same natural hair/skin/eye color she does. So what makes her look so good blonde?? Is there science to this? The world is so mysterious.
No. 1696309
File: 1694579037724.gif (9.22 MB, 1694x956, IMG_4532 (1).gif)
The moid when he logs back in in a few hours and sees that we all know
No. 1696320
File: 1694580049418.jpg (21.82 KB, 221x138, nobrows.jpg)
>>1696314>>1696287sameanon, actually, I've come up with a theory. She naturally has very sparse eyebrows (you can see this in teen photos of her pre-fame– picrel: this girl ain't got no brows!), so maybe she can pull off the blonde look despite having black hair because she can draw on convincing blonde eyebrows, unlike most dark-haired people.
No. 1696377
File: 1694587164118.jpg (46.35 KB, 319x318, 01.jpg)
bump
No. 1696670
File: 1694622915329.jpeg (828.92 KB, 942x1137, IMG_4537.jpeg)
feeling a little…yknow
No. 1696694
File: 1694623951495.jpg (100.49 KB, 827x920, plastic surgery.jpg)
It needs to be illegal for clinics to photoshop their patients
No. 1696746
File: 1694627092756.jpg (99.47 KB, 780x438, expressive face.jpg)
>>1696694…is that supposed to be the same woman?
No. 1696748
File: 1694627171754.jpg (27.26 KB, 498x486, fba109b4dafee27541d8957f466f27…)
i met a cute guy the other day…
No. 1696841
File: 1694630492632.jpg (51.35 KB, 551x730, F564DgAX0AUVkO7.jpg)
Please ignore the sickly-looking man on the left, but I really love beautiful women.
No. 1696865
>>1696854KEK me too
nonny you aren't alone, i wish i had a fellow husbando-having farmer as a friend irl so we could sperg about our respective men and have fun doing nerdy stuff together
No. 1697010
File: 1694636196253.jpeg (40.34 KB, 768x744, P96Q77Yq2fGx7c98.jpeg)
we have to save him!!
No. 1697060
File: 1694640640448.gif (126.91 KB, 400x300, 878247E8-77BB-427D-8727-2662EB…)
MAY ALL THE MEN WHO WRONGED YOU BE TORTURED FOR MONTHS IN A SHIPPING CONTAINER, NONNIES.
No. 1697062
>>1697060thank you so much nonita
N.O.N.N.Y. moid extermination squad
No. 1697126
>>1697125i shouldn't name him
he's an ex scrote that knows about the fact i used to go on crystal cafe, somehow he found out about lolcow too
No. 1697152
>>1697122I’m sick of receiving dm’s from scrotes who met me on instagram
a decade ago when I was 12. Like fuck off please go commit suicide you creep
No. 1697155
File: 1694645469525.png (14.3 KB, 615x221, 1694557297425.png)
>>1697153What if it's Anthony from Unpopular Opinions…
No. 1697160
>>1697153no, it doesn't. probably not the same moid
>>1697152that's why i don't have my pics on social media. been that since i was 12, but then it was more due to horrible body dysmorphia. thankful for carrying the habit on
No. 1697194
File: 1694647666999.jpeg (Spoiler Image,60.29 KB, 796x647, 1653707109397.jpeg)
>>1696780I dont see anything wrong with the current look at all, it's cuter.
No. 1697199
File: 1694647834124.jpg (19.79 KB, 300x300, p1976124_e_h10_ac.jpg)
>>1697155Goddamn it Bobby,
Anthony isn't real, I made him up No. 1697252
File: 1694649664561.jpg (169.78 KB, 1200x800, chili-smothered-fries.jpg)
>>1697205I eat veggies all the time, I actually had broccoli for breakfast this morning. I just don't think every meal has to have them.
Anyway, I finished cooking. I made the fries into chili cheese fries. Maybe tomorrow I will have steak and eggs.
No. 1697287
File: 1694652423349.jpg (234.38 KB, 1388x972, 1592392021829.jpg)
Being a mentally ill 29 yo weeaboo without much going on for her and 0 dating experience, I'm pretty much condemned to die alone aren't I? Remember to bury me with my body pillow.
No. 1697351
File: 1694655962842.jpeg (1.3 MB, 1170x1666, IMG_4585.jpeg)
I’m not trying to be mean or anything but this lady’s face is so scary it makes me not want to buy her products. Sorry MaryRuth…
No. 1697367
File: 1694656991634.jpg (20.32 KB, 236x314, c2f901ee55361ace4f62da2c58e6dc…)
>>1697352Yeah she looks like this fridge
No. 1697385
File: 1694657771954.jpeg (364.96 KB, 640x720, DF1E21A8-6C62-41BB-9E2C-5C8B6A…)
Wyd when the 5’3” glued on beard TIF in eyeliner buys you a drink at the club
No. 1697397
File: 1694658147352.gif (201.06 KB, 200x200, 1694619346124291.gif)
Whats she pouncing on?
No. 1697416
>>1697352Yes she
triggers me I need a cold deviled egg whenever I see her
No. 1697439
File: 1694659833831.jpg (19.97 KB, 400x300, 1639959950137.jpg)
>>1697423No you can't liar, you're smelling fresh n clean, proper pH balanced pussy
No. 1697453
File: 1694660207229.jpg (62.75 KB, 728x574, anime-nekojiru-sou-cat-elephan…)
I love when women think they have like, special intuition and they talk about how someone gives them stifling bad vibes and it ends up being a normal person enjoying their lunch and they just wanted attention. But there are men who you can just tell have wanted to molest a bus load of children yeah.
No. 1697455
>>1697430This has happened to me exactly three times in my life, in middle school, I would be literally repulsed by some guy that just was, idk, repulsive, he had friends and stuff but I was extremely disgusted by him.
And I also felt really disgusted by two girls in highschool. One of them was bullied to hell and back by everyone, I really tried to befriend her because I know it sucks to get bullied, but I really hated her voice, the way she walked, her ideas and everything so much, that I was just polite and clearly uncomfortable around her. And another girl that everyone thought she was really cool because of her tattoos and hidden piercings, I was viscerally disgusted by her as well, why? I don’t know, I actually thought her tattoos were cool and her piercings too, but being next to her would literally make me feel ill, I wasn’t able to speak because it’s like when you’re so afraid of something that you just can’t move or even scream.
To this day I don’t understand why this happened to me, I don’t consider myself a person that would hate people baselessly, like genuinely hate or genuinely feel disgusted. But I guess this can happen to anyone.
No. 1697464
>>1697455Exactly like it doesn’t even feel like hate it’s just I feel extremely tense where I’m literally holding my breath and have this urgent overwhelming feeling that I have to get away from them, but it’s very infrequent I would meet someone who
triggers it
No. 1697477
File: 1694660778939.png (Spoiler Image,221.11 KB, 404x600, 1694608441949164.png)
Nobody was gonna tell me Alex Jones used to look like this
No. 1697496
File: 1694661366294.jpg (18.86 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)
Your vibes are off. You should be executed.
No. 1697516
>>1697514The no reading girl this
femcel frfr cap grass outside tough go dark triad Stacy
No. 1697523
>>1697519How does a woman sound,
nonnie? I'd love to hear an explanation on what you think a proper lady sounds like
No. 1697528
>>1697516oof nonny next time put a
trigger warning on your
toxic post don't you know
femcel is a
problematic word, you sound like an
abusive terf rn and it's NOT
valid No. 1697530
>>1697528øøf ø
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No. 1697549
File: 1694662517097.jpg (10.81 KB, 335x335, 1692896655858310.jpg)
>>1697546You're a diamond in the rough
No. 1697567
>>1697564yes
nonny that's the spirit!
No. 1697576
File: 1694663211052.jpg (87.11 KB, 634x826, 10089926-6728789-image-m-119_1…)
I would give him his t shot and then kiss the boo boo
No. 1697585
>>1697582could they become
gasp lovers??
No. 1697594
File: 1694663901694.jpg (43.46 KB, 735x520, 204fe7e90f270a36c228f1ee1a9d1f…)
𝘙𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥
𝘎𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰, 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘸!
No. 1697633
File: 1694669030686.png (531.34 KB, 693x375, incel frog.png)
Rain frog is an incel
No. 1697730
File: 1694683638458.jpeg (18.46 KB, 232x302, 423B15EC-8179-42F6-9967-6896DF…)
How can you be anti porn but still be into bdsm and ddlg??? Huh??
No. 1697760
File: 1694686676590.jpg (45.55 KB, 500x500, artworks-yybfqKeAj5cElFrR-hc6D…)
i have a little crush on the bartender at the bar near my work. sigh. she's straight though.
No. 1697812
File: 1694694232831.jpeg (32.98 KB, 720x720, FA38E440-7844-48E8-9B89-E80672…)
>>1697730Somebody out there is saying that?
No. 1697830
File: 1694696668272.jpg (252.7 KB, 1600x1600, cat.jpg)
I just want to stop being tired and nauseous please please please
No. 1697871
File: 1694700056321.webm (1.11 MB, 576x1024, sideghoest.webm)
good morning
No. 1697902
File: 1694701722788.gif (3.61 MB, 532x640, 1646520269977.gif)
>>1697893now i wish mdlb was a real thing
No. 1697972
>>1697958one of the nicest moments I had recently was meeting a new group of friends of friends and I got told I was "whip smart" and "mad funny" and I will never EVER let it go because I was being so awkward in my head. ended up bantering over the weirdest most niche interests/jokes and they weren't absolute autists like me.
I do go out of my way to make people laugh almost as a knee jerk reaction so to hear it not only works but tricks people into thinking I'm smart gassed me up so much kek
also I remember making you guys laugh on movie nights and that counts more if anything No. 1697987
File: 1694705799177.gif (548.31 KB, 754x494, 1660774237823.gif)
For some reason, I just remembered this one time in /ot/ when a moid shat up a thread for hours. The jannies were absent the whole time, then one of them came in after things had already died down on their own. She made an angry post accusing all the anons of continuing the fighting even after she'd redtexted/banned people, but there were literally no redtexts up til that very point. I don't really get why that happened.
No. 1698026
File: 1694707423788.gif (3.63 KB, 150x150, uwu.gif)
>>1697975aww nona wtf don't I'll cry
No. 1698107
File: 1694714681569.jpg (59.67 KB, 563x596, tiger.jpg)
I've had stretchmarks basically ever since I hit puberty and I've always felt neutral about them, but recently I'm starting to like them a lot. Especially the ones on my hips/butt area. Sometimes they feel like an accessory to my outfits.
No. 1698132
File: 1694717008591.png (297.09 KB, 1079x588, soy boy.png)
Katy Perry was so ahead of her time.
No. 1698266
File: 1694725346424.jpg (66.35 KB, 612x403, istockphoto-173326397-612x612.…)
oh give me a hoooooome where the nonitas roooooaaammm where the farmhaaaannds issue redtexts all daaaaayyyyyy where seldom is heeaarrd an encouraaging wooooorrrrddd and the scrotes are sent far aawaaaaayyy
hooooommee hoooommeee on lolcoorrrrr where we frolick and infight all daaayyyyy where seldom is heard an encouraging woooorrrddd
and the scrotes are sent far awaaayyy
and the scrotes are sent far awaaayyy
No. 1698276
>>1698271It's home on the range
nonnie kek
No. 1698326
File: 1694731912942.png (154.89 KB, 704x368, Screenshot 2023-09-14 at 3.55.…)
Ominous
No. 1698393
File: 1694738572460.jpg (54.13 KB, 563x885, cat.jpg)
I'm really scared that my gravy won't thicken.
No. 1698399
File: 1694738989402.jpg (4.73 KB, 300x168, download.jpg)
>>1698396>Most current posters haven't even been here for two.I refuse to believe that.
No. 1698400
File: 1694739110870.jpeg (19.74 KB, 707x768, cz7Rpdc9vWXvQiKX.jpeg)
I need 2 temu USA users and I already used up all of my devices
No. 1698423
File: 1694740922123.jpeg (28.08 KB, 640x480, 9CECB048-13AC-4185-A193-294E9B…)
This is so fucking funny to me
No. 1698506
File: 1694749156604.jpg (4.83 KB, 144x157, 1652978996305.jpg)
>>1698494i hate how moids act like vaginas are these disgusting smelly things while never washing their dicks and growing entire ecosystems down there
No. 1698510
File: 1694749541127.jpg (4.53 KB, 225x225, 38937858902761.jpg)
>>1698494Jesus. How rancid does he have to be to give you a pimple by mere testical to chin contact?
No. 1698547
File: 1694755340012.gif (1.49 MB, 600x347, 1485297245692.gif)
NONNY NONNNY NONNY Gore spam
No. 1698548
File: 1694755478625.jpg (60.23 KB, 1000x539, 2168e314bf5d9215490b7d326f10b4…)
>>1698547its on every board rn just so u guys know
No. 1698554
File: 1694756638113.gif (2.45 MB, 275x207, IMG_5965.gif)
Bump cuz gore
No. 1698562
File: 1694757484830.jpeg (125.46 KB, 749x813, 781240BA-294A-49D8-A3C9-5C3F6C…)
>>1698549Kek they have nothing better to do
No. 1698563
File: 1694757526422.jpg (29.58 KB, 460x345, v4-460px-Tell-a-Freshwater-Cro…)
Bumping because gore
No. 1698564
File: 1694757546631.png (73.55 KB, 222x169, um.png)
he keeps following me
No. 1698570
File: 1694758049883.jpg (82.88 KB, 1200x1170, 51ed0832065dca6d689cdeb626c33c…)
when they acting up on the celebricows thread
No. 1698579
File: 1694759927697.jpeg (12.46 KB, 720x156, why.jpeg)
why are facebook groups fucking insane?
No. 1698612
File: 1694762413247.jpg (46.71 KB, 564x564, chihuahuita.jpg)
allá voy chicas
No. 1698616
File: 1694762920672.jpg (10.18 KB, 275x242, 1540615245541.jpg)
Does anyone ever feel like making bread or a cake, something super carby, at 2 am and devouring the whole thing? Is this binge eating or thoughts idk. I'm fuckin hungry
No. 1698621
File: 1694763545501.gif (1.95 MB, 518x292, sarah-palmer-face-off.gif)
god I wish that were me
No. 1698720
>>1698683How old are you….
But maybe I only know so much geography because of Jeopardy and the Olympics.
No. 1698798
File: 1694788362932.jpeg (843.72 KB, 4096x3476, IMG_6490.jpeg)
Trannies are such gross coomers I hate seeing them in the wild invading women’s interests
No. 1698855
File: 1694793610563.png (1.33 MB, 580x1740, Pink typewriter style keyboard…)
I think these typewriter keyboards are so stinkin cute. I wish I could get one, but for practicality reasons I probably won't
No. 1698869
File: 1694794093388.jpg (14.47 KB, 326x310, c47d718b670abed2a2210a1ff22008…)
Mfw an anon posts something stupid and quite possibly bait and someone gives a genuine, well thought out reply
No. 1698964
File: 1694800640418.jpg (264.78 KB, 1000x666, groceries.jpg)
Just went grocery shopping. All of this only cost $241, what a steal!
No. 1699003
File: 1694803987238.jpg (21.23 KB, 564x486, 1671753188101.jpg)
>>1698791i still cant stop thinking about him
>curly hair>green eyes>glasses>sweet voice>really kindi made weirdly long eye contact with him and made him feel uncomfy for sure
No. 1699010
File: 1694804476857.gif (815.03 KB, 480x270, my mAN.gif)
Yes, I'm still thirsting after astronauts. No, I will NOT elaborate.
No. 1699228
File: 1694823675470.png (116.46 KB, 650x317, a week is a long time.PNG)
>>1699214you mean this one
nonny?
No. 1699236
File: 1694824610764.jpg (58.19 KB, 651x655, 1655432159386.jpg)
I wanna pick up so many creative hobbies, but i got no mony. I would be so happy if i earned the lottery, i would move to a small appartment with two bedrooms, make a studio in one of the bedrooms, and spend all my money doing passion projects. At least putter allows to try a lot of different digital art mediums, but i wish i could do irl stuff too, specially stop motion.
No. 1699366
>>1699364>women who flirt with their boss or much older men?retarded, cockette lana del rey stan tier
>feel like when I get older (like 50s or so) I will also enjoy the flirty company of a young man-based, stacy tier
they are not the same thing because women and men have different intentions in their minds
No. 1699460
File: 1694854154030.jpeg (120.61 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_4159.jpeg)
I found my pokemon white DSI the other day which still has some stains from when I would play it when I was on my period as a kid, looking back I probably should have gotten the black one.
No. 1699481
File: 1694856486055.jpeg (4.1 MB, 3024x4032, IMG_4161.jpeg)
>>1699464Just like the remnants of it, most of it I got off with spit.
It’s mostly just noticeable on the back parts and the volume signs anyway because they’re discolored.
No. 1699487
>>1699485I was 11
To be fair I still do this sometimes though, it’s just too much of a pain in the ass sometimes to go downstairs to the toilet.
No. 1699500
>>1699495I wipe it with a towel nowadays, I don’t actually think I own any hand sanitizer?
I just wash my hands with soap and water.
No. 1699510
File: 1694858396727.jpeg (37.76 KB, 500x492, IMG_4162.jpeg)
>>1699508>Are you autistic per chance?Nah just bored at 3am
No. 1699515
>>1699481>>1699464>>1699460KEK i love lolcow
good job finding your dsi anon
No. 1699516
File: 1694858864206.png (123.17 KB, 300x392, Wreck_it_Ralph_pose_transparen…)
thinking about how i'd let him wreck my little hole
No. 1699519
>>1699516why the moidspeak? also,
>>>/g/>>1699460>>1699481i genuinely can't see any blood stains, she's either larping or i'm going blind
No. 1699521
File: 1694859310001.jpeg (1.75 MB, 2649x2507, IMG_4164.jpeg)
>>1699515Thanks! I wanna add some straps and stuff to it
>>1699519Like I said they’re pretty faded, I didn’t literally wipe it on the ds it just got on my fingers so it’s got like an off color residue.
No. 1699537
>>1699532Internet autism sure, but actual autism no.
I had a fellow weeb friend who tried to fish for an autism diagnosis and was super moody when she didn’t get one.
No. 1699541
>>1699539You gotta use a proxy service since they’re from Japan, but yeah jp proxies ship to Europe.
I personally use fromJapan since they have a very user friendly built in search engine.
No. 1699542
File: 1694860262289.jpeg (96.05 KB, 811x1154, IMG_4167.jpeg)
>>1699540>YotsubaGOOD TASTE!
No. 1699569
File: 1694866648294.jpg (58.62 KB, 610x458, cockroach.JPG)
>>1699312You're just like that cockroach in Kafka's The Metamorphosis, but instead of turning into a cockroach you're turning into sesame bread. I wish I could become sesame bread.
No. 1699839
>>1699581Sometimes I would just stick my finger up there and then spit it off, but not all of it always got off
Kind of like cheeto dust ya know?
No. 1699855
>>1699819Clean your new place BEFORE you move in/fully unpack. Doesn't have to be crazy but as you're able to, mop and vacuum the floors, wipe down shelves and counters, just give you and your stuff a fresh start.
Don't overbuy new stuff before you move in so you get a feel for the space and what it's like to live there. If it's safe enough, try to say hi to neighbors if you see them around. Good luck,
nonnie.
No. 1699869
File: 1694897958440.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.03 MB, 3411x3072, 12ECD16E-9220-47BF-BB2D-CBF745…)
be honest do you think he’s cute
No. 1699887
File: 1694898938699.jpeg (132.36 KB, 564x564, IMG_7895.jpeg)
I found my new favorite lolcow copypasta in the cam girl thread:
Get a life? I literally risk my life every summer to try my/our best to limit wildfire damage (on injury leave atm). I prefer books to screens and had to have extra pages added to my most current passport. (my life is good, I love others and feel loved).
I'm guilty of having too much empathy, perhaps.
Youngblood farmhand removed my last post asking why not unfollow the dummies, and opt for 'following' more thought provoking minds. Feed your brain some buckwheat instead of cud?
Pumpy or the others don't have educations, probably had SHIT parents, at some point thought "hmm, sex work is a gr8 idea!", likely abused by partners, low IQ's, on & on. I'm baffled how anyone wants to be purveyors of negativity?
Couldn't you have used Virtuous? What's virtue signaling? Sounds like a vacuous term, redundant -in philosphy, an "analytic term". So you feel that one can not be virtuous posting anything online? Ergo, expressing opinion in any medium on the worldwide web is "virtue signaling", and one who does such must be lacking life?
Really, kindly, leave this post up Youngblood Red Sauce… what's the harm? Give me EXTRA red sauce. But seriously, I'd LOVE to hear some replies to this question. What is your end-game for trolling these dumbfuck cam models? I.e., what do you wish to accomplish? I'm here to promote thought, straight-up. Perhaps I gave some of yous too much cred? Maybe some you gals actually jealous of the idea some dudes find these shitheads pretty? I am not a dude, nor do I find them pretty.
Ronnie "McNutt" blew his brains out whilst streaming live on social media. If Pumpy did this, or another, I sincerely believe some/many of you would be tickled vs. saddened? PS: /lolcow.farm/ memo to CEO… beef-up your fucking code if you don't like trolls trolling your agreeable cow-approved trolls… OR spend a LITTLE goddamn money on a decent CDN for fuck's sake
No. 1699888
>>1699869Nice abs, sexy midriff, perfect body imo. He should shave, that beard doesn't fit him, long hair looks good on him tho. Body: 8/10, face: 5.3/10
>>1699883this
No. 1700006
File: 1694910634112.jpg (113.42 KB, 750x685, 3f390a1d-5963-47fe-ab91-cfc713…)
>>1700003follow your dreams
nonny, i hope you find a nice lady to benchpress you
No. 1700037
File: 1694912657028.png (214.46 KB, 480x360, 51cb50e8ecad04995200000a.png)
Chocolate is supposed to be bad for migraines but I ate a brownie and finally felt better after 12 hours of agony. Would recommend.
No. 1700075
File: 1694918342695.gif (453.16 KB, 480x361, 1644372112404.gif)
i feel so fucking sleepy, i already drank 2 cups of coffe what else can i do
No. 1700098
File: 1694919912001.gif (9.26 MB, 540x450, i hate men but.gif)
bros… i just cna't do it anymore… i'm internet poisoned i'll never be able to date a real man. i don't want to date a degenerate like me but i won't be able to relate to normie men… i'm gonna be alone froever
No. 1700113
File: 1694920965271.png (Spoiler Image,495.32 KB, 720x949, 1694883596439091.png)
>>1700110Trigger warning do not open unless you want your weekend ruined
No. 1700115
File: 1694921073182.gif (130.59 KB, 700x494, blingee female.gif)
>>1700113i opened it squinting really hard and know enough that i do not want to see it properly
No. 1700151
File: 1694929044336.jpg (84.85 KB, 564x564, bucket hat.jpg)
out on da streets
repping L.C.
getting dat milk
farmers online
catching no bans
cows ready set
pasture awaits
No. 1700178
File: 1694935045448.jpg (43.59 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (1).jpg)
Onlyfans agency models are dumb af. They really let scrotes that look like this take all their money.
No. 1700179
File: 1694935128571.jpeg (14.32 KB, 433x450, peter.jpeg)
>>1700153Ngl I'm excited to see how everything turns out for her and how she's going to handle being married to a schizo born again christian who doesn't believe in birth control.
No. 1700208
File: 1694940323308.jpeg (88.26 KB, 1170x1134, 399840930.jpeg)
Here is the first part of that nick Fuentes orangutan fan-fiction I said I would write
"The sound of his own breath echoed in the confined, amplifying his dread. It was like a violent whisper brushing against his skin as he crawled inside the vent. Nick's nose itched from the debris that drenched the diminutive area. He cautiously maneuvered through the narrow passage, his heart pounding with anticipation. Nick has gotten himself into some shit before but he has never gotten himself into something like this. The cry untamed of an orangutan reverberated below, sending a chill down Nick's spine. He should’ve never gone to that zoo, he should've just stayed home. This is terrible, this is foul."
Let the schizo posting begin.
No. 1700274
File: 1694952181562.jpg (334.62 KB, 1080x1263, Screenshot_20230917_140536.jpg)
I still can't believe some retard tried to promote his plastic surgery business by shooping Audrey Hepburn into this.
No. 1700430
Spending time with an old friend tomorrow. Haven't seen each other in a while, I'm looking forward to it.
>>1700274Nasty.
No. 1700431
>>1700422Idgi, is the book you asked for branded as a
TERF book or something?
No. 1700436
File: 1694966950147.jpg (73.5 KB, 800x800, love-and-justice-bdetails-bhar…)
>>1700431very much so, at least by the usual terminally online queer kids
No. 1700485
>>1700477She's probably seething about you on her tumblr or twitter how there was this evuuuhl nazi
terf bitch at work and how she totes felt unsafe.
No. 1700510
Coffee shop AU mixed with college AU and stripper AU, ABO dynamics, enemies to lovers, locked in a room, only one bed, hurt/comfort, lemon, drama, porn with plot, lyrics, dead dove: don’t eat.
No. 1700631
File: 1694992643579.jpg (54.08 KB, 736x693, b334e8519735bc67984b1d3c4da619…)
Ayo
No. 1700638
File: 1694993173848.png (36.22 KB, 1322x731, 7FEC78E3-D953-4F1E-9FB7-EFF34D…)
>>1700510Wish someone would write more college AU Pot/Kettle fics, that was my OTP
No. 1700682
File: 1694998578038.jpeg (64.65 KB, 1280x1280, IMG_7360.jpeg)
Hey nonnas, can you guys watch my chocolate milk while I scroll through /snow/? I won’t be gone too long
No. 1700693
File: 1694999383247.jpeg (62.91 KB, 736x1104, C1DA35F9-D93C-4085-B10D-E56107…)
>>1700686Shut up.
>>1700682Let me pour you a glass of very thick choccy milk.
No. 1700705
File: 1694999954865.png (97.19 KB, 600x600, choccy.png)
>>1700695More like big choccy
No. 1700709
File: 1695000125912.jpeg (84.11 KB, 630x420, Hydrating-Vegan-Chocolate-Milk…)
>>1700705coconut milk is the best
No. 1700742
File: 1695001513070.gif (2.85 MB, 230x498, i-need-more-bullets.gif)
>>1700734
>>1700736
what…
No. 1700807
>>1700803Haha its ok
nonnie, its not your fault im socially inept. Lool
No. 1700983
File: 1695020800208.jpg (11.56 KB, 464x279, 1640964672387.jpg)
No. 1700997
>>1700824Some random woman from a kiwi splinter that the fallen former choachan admin insists is the true identity of cerbmin. All their friends and personal army really believe this and have been losing their shit about it on meta and crystal cafe.
>>1700939Most of it was just posting random trannies or anons venting about their exes trooning out, I feel like it would fit better on the hidden board.
No. 1701017
File: 1695027115208.png (596.4 KB, 1122x1080, girlburger.png)
hope sweet nonas are having a lovely night(/day!) don't take any guff from those swine
No. 1701055
File: 1695031754463.jpeg (328.93 KB, 1379x1088, IMG_5906.jpeg)
Am I hallucinating or was there an anon here who said she did the same thing, sucked a pen and vomit black ink all over the classroom?
No. 1701070
File: 1695037069414.jpeg (50.44 KB, 640x480, IMG_2050.jpeg)
Just spent the last hour trying to figure out if some rando male nepo baby was gay. Still have no verdict but I feel utterly batshit insane now.
No. 1701131
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It's beverage time
No. 1701174
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I never realized how big that Blaire troon was until I saw him next to Preg kek his sholders are fucking huge
No. 1701224
File: 1695056102774.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1170x2233, IMG_4758.jpeg)
Has anybody else seen this lady on instagram? She looks elderly but her husband looks like, 12, and she constantly makes reels about how her children don’t bathe because she can’t be bothered to rub them down with anything but hand sanitizer…
No. 1701433
I found this video from a plastic surgery clinic in South Korea, and they literally botched the fuck out of her face. She doesn't even look human anymore. In the other videos, their other victi- oops, I mean patients aren't as bad but the eyes are always fucked up. I also had the impression that the strict beauty standards in South Korea were relatively new considering it's such a newly developed country so it's surprising and interesting to see older women fall into it as well.
No. 1701458
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me when I read that tobacco smokers are 60% more likely to be infertile than non-smokers
No. 1701534
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>>1701074ew he looks like an inbred caveman
No. 1701555
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>>1701551kek I have no idea what you're referring to but it sounds hilarious, I want to see an example of what you're talking about. The only one I can think of is this Stranger Things meme
No. 1701564
>>1701551You mean like the bowlcut in the front, shaved in the back cuts? The renegade Amish cuts? I fucking hate them they look retarded. Who would’ve guessed ‘SJW/
TERF bangs’ would make a comeback but on males this time
No. 1701586
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Ew fuck all my past relationships being with an untested bpdchan was so horrible. This was in my teen years but to this day I’ll remember something from that time and be like the fuck? I dated this girl for 5 years and she was always doing the “I hate you but now I love you” or I make a small mistake and I get the silent treatment from her but she would get mad that I wasn’t “trying hard enough” to get her to talk to me like WHAT???? What the hell
No. 1701593
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I'm in a math class with a very attractive British professor so I wrote him an anonymous love poem and posted it to the school's subreddit and NONNIES HE RESPONDED
HE LIKED THE POEM
I'M GONIG TO DIE
No. 1701616
>>1701593very cute but
>school's subredditfor real? is that common?
No. 1701627
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I want to draw but i feel depressed so i am looking at cute art i wish i could make and living vicariously through it
No. 1701790
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back in elementary school a kid traded me (what i now know to be) fake yugioh cards and i've been thinking about collecting them ever since but i just compared my cards to actual yugioh cards and i don't even like the real ones as much.
No. 1701797
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No. 1701917
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It's kind of unsettling how much thin Johah Hill looks like my dad. My dad has the exact same facial hair pattern, hairline, and build, except he's got darker hair, a smaller nose and is 53 years old.
No. 1701953
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>>1701940better than the anime
No. 1702128
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So I saw this post and was immediately disgusted because what the fuck? But that’s not all nonnies
No. 1702131
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>>1702128I scroll down an inch and see the scrote “husband” is a fuck ugly armyfag who knocks up his wife when he’s home for 5 minutes every year, and then goes back to fucking random slaves in other countries inbetween bombing cities and killing children. Reprehensible.
No. 1702250
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Gay male misogyny is so miserable and crazy kek
No. 1702275
>>1702205people who smoke weed are literally disgusting and need to quit. they're all addicts but act like their earth grown plant is somehow superior to other drugs. youre lazy and retarded.
t. former weed addict
No. 1702303
>>1702298she's so clockable by her typing alone kek
and unlike moid drawings (the "pooner" meme was certainly created by a moid), the bodies aren't too sexualised. there are big breasts but they're asexual, blob-ish instead of marked, huge erect nipples, etc. and there's no giant bulge on the "amab" (moid)
No. 1702318
>>1702313maybe
nonnie is a drug dealer?
No. 1702324
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Damn could my taste in music be any more weebcore
No. 1702327
>>1702324let's revive
>>>/m/234762 nonita, post it there
No. 1702329
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Oh my god it's so cringe when grown millennial men try to act like teenage girls and serve shady asf comebacks.
No. 1702330
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>>1702327Posted it just for you
nonnie No. 1702342
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Telling my grandkids these are kate moss' daughters
No. 1702348
>>1702345>This is very tiktok tooTrue true though lately a lot of the stuff I haven't been that crazy about, like the songs from scratchin' melodii that keep popping up sound kind of terrible to me.
>you definitely make animaticsI don't but I'm not surprised you think I do (I like doing digital art but I'm more into painting over animating)
No. 1702382
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I just noticed that my forearm has a little curve, a little camel hump from my wrist. It's freaky noticing things about your body you've never noticed before. And for some reason the curve is bigger on one arm than the other.
Pic to illustrate. The hump isn't that drastic though.
No. 1702393
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>>1702382distal end of your ulna. if it's not soft/spongy then it's ok, just a bone. are your wrists small in general? i've noticed that people with small wrists have that bone protrude more often
No. 1702409
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Ever met a man that you are sincerely sure is going to be in prison one day or dead after like mass murder or something? Theyre always convinced they're masterminds too oml
No. 1702410
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another gem from the Taylor Swift facebook group I'm in
No. 1702415
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>>1702411I went to check his account and he is kind of insane
No. 1702449
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I feel bad for JoJo.
No. 1702505
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Bump
No. 1702548
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my bartender gave me a phone number for a coke dealer but when i texted him he told me to fuck off and that he doesn't deal blow. am i just socially retarded i don't get it.
No. 1702553
>>1702549makes sense. so i should just leave it alone for now? i think im gonna see the bartender tomorrow after work so i can tell her?
>>1702552i'm not even a cokehead i'm a drunk who wants to branch out there is a difference!!
No. 1702555
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>>1702552kek remember that infight in the canada thread
No. 1702556
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no one asked, but i have a deep hatred towards cuntboys because my favourite artist had the cutest OC ever(pic rel) and switched it to her new morbidly obese cuntboy OC.
No. 1702568
>>1702552no I just do adderall and codeine. It makes me less retarded & poor in the short term. Coke is the worst value-wise
>>1702553Personally I've always told the person who gave me a number if the plug isn't up anymore, sometimes they'll just check & vouch for you then you're good. Also that other post reminded me if you're in north America get some fent test strips or else
No. 1702569
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When I read something that makes me cringe, usually some coomer moid shit and/or some overly gross explicit descriptions, I can't help but automatically make this exaggerated disgusted expression like picrel. If there's people in the room with me they always see my reaction and ask about what I'm reading on my phone and 99% of the time it's some vile shit on this site that I obviously don't want to explain. I really have to stop being so expressive in the face.
No. 1702575
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I just woke up like an hour ago to find out that Satoru Gojo is dead
No. 1702643
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whenever i get into something one of the first things i do is look up if anyone's said anything about it on here so i can gather the Farmer Consensus kek. i'm such a follower but i like knowing what nonnies think. it's like having friends
No. 1702680
>>1702659anything really but mostly media yeah like authors and their books, musicians and their music, shows and films etc
>>1702665i google the thing i am interested in quotations like "example search" so i get the exact names verbatim instead of synonyms or the same words only scattered separately in different posts, and i add "site:lolcow.farm" ( without quotations ) at the end of my query so only LC posts come up
No. 1702690
North Korea is the only country without porn brained males and that makes me a bit sad
>>1702278How can I be more like you?
No. 1702694
>>1702256>>1702259racism, misogyny, terrorist threats, shock videos, cp, loli/shota? i slsep
transphobia? SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT
No. 1702709
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>mfw a "top ten creepiest youtube channels" video opens with an obvious shitty art project/ARG and not a real life murderer posting cryptic messages to youtube
Smfh
No. 1702713
>>1702665We have an entire search function on the site anon
>>1702643I do this too, mostly just to know if there are any anons and threads I can discuss it with.
No. 1702777
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This sign sounds like a "sassy" faggot and it makes me irrationally mad.
No. 1702788
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im manic rn how many words do you nonnies think i can write for my monster romance before i pass out? i want to get to writing the fucking already but thats about 10k words away
No. 1702802
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last night i woke up with an EXCRUCIATING pain in my lower, right abdomen and I don't know if I just needed to fart or if it was an ovary trying to kill me. Couldn't even stand up for like 5 minutes because it hurt so bad, what the fuck was that
No. 1702828
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>>1702827The banana cat in question
No. 1702870
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I relate to Elon Musk because I also am not funny at all despite wanting to be. The difference is I am aware of this and I shut the fuck up.
No. 1702910
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No. 1702948
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I wish to have buccal fat removal because my face is really unfortunately shaped. I literally look like Wario. Even when I was skinny I had big fat fucking cheeks. What the hell. picrel is me except with even fuller cheeks and a prominent chin. I LOOK like wario
No. 1702953
>>1702949What? PCOS doesn't affect your facial structure
>>1702948I feel like this is more of a jaw/chin reduction type deal than buccal fat removal. I feel like buccal fat removal would just emphasize how boney your face is
No. 1702976
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>>1702948not telling you that you need any cosmetic procedures but i agree with
>>1702953, making your cheeks hollower would only make your jaw/cheekbones look larger and squarer, it's likely your masseter muscles that are causing the shape you don't like. i know i'm spelling that wrong but whatever, you can google it. anyway you can get botox that will cause those muscles to relax and over time atrophy so that your face will look slimmer. it's cheaper than plastic surgery and unlike buccal fat removal if you don't like it it will go away on its own in 3-4 months.
No. 1703002
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>>1702992i tried to find a picture with minimal makeup difference, she seems to just have on maybe more mascara in the after. anyway here's another pic that maybe shows what i mean more clearly, i think if your jaw is big enough you will still have a square jaw afterwards, your head will just not be shaped like a peanut anymore. it does look stupid when people with already normal jaws get it for the "v-line" jaw shape imo.
No. 1703089
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I am so happy nonnies, I am so close to getting approved for tardbucks. If I get my monthly tardbuck salary I will be able to focus on art 100%.
No. 1703174
>>1703172oh hello
nonny! how are you today?
No. 1703175
>>1703174very bored. i just ate a peach and it was tasty but it made me feel nauseous… hbu
nonnie?
No. 1703183
>>1703179dang ive never heard of that combo, i might try it cuz i like peanut butter but i never know what to eat it with
why are you thinking about it? i'd love to move somewhere rural and start a farm but im not sure if id be able to adjust to the lifestyle kekk. it seems so peaceful though
No. 1703187
>>1703183is super delicious! sometimes I make a peanut butter toast and top it with peach slices, recommended %100
The rent is cheaper and there's less people, also I think I need the fresh air kek.
> im not sure if id be able to adjust to the lifestyle kekk.sameeeee, if there's isn't a corner store near me I think I'd have a stroke or something also what if the bugs eat me alive?
what kind of farm would you like to start? chickens? goats? eggplants?
No. 1703189
>>1703187>also what if the bugs eat me alive?dont worry. you can harness their destructive power and use them to destroy your neighbor's crops. have you seen what locusts can do? they're terrifying
>what kind of farm would you like to start? chickens? goats? eggplants?probably chickens cuz they're cute but idk anything about raising them though lolol
No. 1703190
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It's actually inhumane I have to leave my house after 6 PM in order to have a social life. How do people have the energy
No. 1703196
>>1703189>use them to destroy your neighbor's cropsoooh that's so evil I like it, I'll threaten them to give me part of their food supply or the locus are gonna have a talk with them.
>chickenssuper cute! an easy going animal that can feed you and help you make some profit. If I had chickens, Being the retard I am, I would talk to them about LC drama and internet cows.
I bet they would love to know about shayna's #490587 irritated boob selfie No. 1703201
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Is it worth it to get into Hetalia now that the hype has died down? I have never watched or seen much of it, but judging from character design alone I like USA the most. He reminds me of my favourite girl from Girls Und Panzer. I can't wait until I get good enough to make my own moelitary cuteboysdoingcutethings manga and get cancelled for glorifying war, hurting moids feefees or something.
No. 1703232
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It's exactly 4:20 where i live, cooking chicken nuggies, and drawing my husbando. Life's good.
No. 1703277
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Cher's outfits were so cool
No. 1703288
>>1703201I think it still holds up, I recommend watching the dub though actually.
The sub isn't bad but the dub is a lot funnier.
No. 1703291
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lolcow is this real, did she really say this
No. 1703298
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shit has never been so dumbass
No. 1703304
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yeay
No. 1703323
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I just pizzed and shidded
No. 1703355
File: 1695306492485.jpg (79.07 KB, 736x981, When Your Cat Has More Money T…)
When I was younger I used to feel like a million dollars was peak wealth, but now I feel like it's just slightly less broke (although I know that's not necessarily true or realistic depending on how you live or what you purchase).
No. 1703427
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look at this cute cow!! (save it)
No. 1703508
>>1703445>People often keep cats in these huge horrible outdoor colonies that they feedNo, that's not a thing here. My country is more or less stray animals-free
>>1703449Good to know, thanks!
>>1703460>quarantineI know you didn't mean this as advice but damn no one of us thought about that, thanks!