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No. 346173
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-actual real life men hornyposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-any other bait
-responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/339255Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando/waifu #2 >>>/g/296708>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>The last one before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original^ >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Life Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 346175
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lmao that was fast
No. 346177
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>>346173Very happy about this OP pic, now I can see sexy Sengo butt each time I scroll down /g/.
No. 346178
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>MFW There's a ship war with Dazai
Probably is my old hag mode talking, but cannot kids have just fun with their pairings and leave it as such?
No. 346179
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>>>/g/345955I enjoy shipping him with other characters, it's a fun way to explore his character in a canon way.
>>>/g/346060I am glad I am the only person on earth who still likes this show, otherwise I know they would troon out my husbando and turn him into a transboyo blorbo uwu.
No. 346180
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I literally dream of domesticity with him. I want to chill around with him in a comfortable silence. I also love thinking about how he would take care of me if I was pregnant. My dream would be to have a family of Levi, a cat, and for us to have two kids.
No. 346183
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>>345983I've definitely wondered what he would be like in bed and I agree, I think he would be sensual and slow and vanilla. There's something so endearing about that. Would he get embarrassed easily?? I don't know bc he has this natural confidence about him but it'd be cute if the one thing that flusters him is sex.
picrel is driving me crazy because i assume it's official art and it baffles me that they pull out all the stops to make him this beautiful. his face is like the perfect song.
No. 346184
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ooouugh
No. 346187
>>346183Probably he would get embarrassed easily at first when he see you naked, but get sensual with more confidence. He MIGHT be into shibari, but once again, he has seen horrors and death, the least he want to do for himself or his partner is being in a vulnerable state.
And all the official art of him is so gorgeous (except the ones with the infamous "Bones turtle smile).
No. 346191
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Obligatory post, I wanna massage him so bad.
No. 346193
>>346187I had to look up what shibari is and I could totally see him being into that… anon you have awakened something inside me
and then thinking about how the rope lines would stay on his skin for days… yeah. thats pretty good.
No. 346194
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He deserves everything.
Also, amazing thread pic
No. 346195
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>>346193Oh anon I have so many
horny headcanons of Dazai, is ridiculous.
No. 346198
>>346195fuck okay i have to get back to work but i am SO intrigued
i still don't feel relatively sexual about him but i do think he would like to get slapped across the face during sex. not a sex headcanon but i also think his refrigerator is completely empty except for a half used stick of butter and maybe a dead bug.
No. 346200
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>>346198I mean, he's so used to be beaten by Kunikida when he tries to be a casanova, I wouldn't be surprised for the slap during sex. And the refrigerator is totally canon, considering this is how his room looks like.
And for horny headcanons, he's totally into femdom.
No. 346202
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I admittedly haven’t been posting much scout recently due to me hornyposting in other sites more often, though I’m really excited for the new lil pootis episode coming out. It’d be cute seeing scout
No. 346210
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To nonnas on the last thread who were thirsting over Wesker, I support you all. I highly recommend to check his cutscenes in the games, they are hilarious.
>>346173Can't believe my retarded lunchbreak drawing made it to the threadpic, thank you OP. This made my day.
>>346177Sengo butt is a blessing to us all.
>>346183I'm not a Dazai nonna but he looks
so good here. This image alone almost convinced me to watch the his anime.
>>346180This is adorable, are those injuries in his face canon?
No. 346219
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>>346210He looks like he’s clenching his leather coat In between his ass for dear life kek
No. 346225
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>>346210>This is adorable, are those injuries in his face canon?Yes they are! Spoilered although I think everyone who watches AOT knows at this point
His mortal enemy basically blew him up. He survived thanks to Ackerman genes but got face lacerations, blind in one eye, in a wheelchair also lost a few fingers. I don't read the manga, but I think he and Mikasa also no longer have Ackerman powers, so he's not as physically strong either. The girl on his shoulders is also one of the kids from the enemy side that he basically adopted.. Even though it makes me so sad, I actually love it and think it was the outcome that made the most sense for him. He's a war vet, after all. I do think he must internally struggle a lot after losing his limbs AND the thing that kept him alive from the Underground to fighting titans though. But he did still fight in one last battle after being injured.
TLDR: He's my little cripple ♥
No. 346228
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After feeling stressed all day, I get peace just by looking at him. My heart is healing, his cuteness makes it all worthy.
No. 346234
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For my Wesker nonnas.
No. 346251
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Do you nonnies know any good webcomics with the TF 414 or Ghost in particular? I saw some slides in the last thread but couldn‘t find the source.
Also, I thought König nonnies would like pic related, kek.
No. 346259
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This post reminded me of you nonnas
No. 346264
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>>346259I can confirm. I think that Anonymous is a very hot and desirable woman who I'd like to get naked and do various sexual activities with. I also want to hold her hand and tell her that I love her.
t. Sengo Muramasa
No. 346292
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>>346259I'll happily let him fuck me.
No. 346303
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another day of wishing he was real so i could strangle him with my legs
No. 346308
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Nanamin…you're too hot to die
No. 346313
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This Friday brings us the first Nines post of the thread! My favorite headcanon is that he's a tsundere because he coudln't understand people as easily as his predecessors can. How precious~
No. 346319
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>>346200I could see him with his hands tied behind his back and having cigarettes put out on his chest and stomach, like starting with the collarbones, down his chest and stomach before getting closer to his crotch. Idk he'd probably cringe and whimper at the pain until he falls over onto his back and just squirms around because he's tied up lol.
nonna the mention about shibari really did awaken something in me maybe it would be hot if he was tied up and gave himself completely over to his partner
No. 346320
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>>346318how funny you say that kek
No. 346329
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>>346319I see him in a vanilla version of yours, with his hand over his head and some good ol' orgasm denial. Probably some pegging if he asks, as a treat. I would even tell him to ride that fake cock and give me a good show.
I'm glad I'm doing another good job for another
horny nonnie like me.
No. 346331
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husbandos for this feel?
No. 346356
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I'm fucking drenched right now. My pussy could give a poor African village a years worth supply of clean water.
No. 346370
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>>346356Holy Jesus,
nonnie…
No. 346371
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now i want to hold him
i know how to sew, i might make a version of his mask just to keep around
No. 346374
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I love Dazai (duh) but I don't know if I love him more in his Port Mafia attire or his Agency attire.
No. 346380
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My fitness motivation. The only way to get my husbando near me is to trick him into fighting me and kick his ass.
No. 346388
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>>346251This is so cute I could see König pulling Nicki
No. 346403
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>>346331and pretty much all yakuza husbandos at least to some extent for obvious reasons, even the "civilians" can still be pretty damn shady
No. 346448
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…I can't fucking believe I'm so invested with a fucking ai version of my husband ….holy fuck…I shouldn't have underestimated ai
No. 346449
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Forever mad that he gets a full fucking DLC for a bit of backstory and yet you can't romance him without mods while the degenerate ghoul with 5 minutes of story will let you fuck him without really trying too hard.
No. 346469
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i love him so much nonnies he deserved such a better life
No. 346483
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my pussy stopped working
>>346374he looks so good in a suit thou
No. 346494
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>>346483Specially when he's dancing with Sigma.
God, I wish I was Sigma.
No. 346499
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>>346210>I'm not a Dazai nonna but he looks so good here. This image alone almost convinced me to watch the his anime.The first season is quite fun, but then the second and such started to get quite dark. There's also a Wan! version with chibis which is quite cute when the anime make you depressed.
No. 346507
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>>346380Nona about to get BUFF. I like how you think about winning in a fight against him, it should feel nice to overpower your husbando.
No. 346508
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>>346456If that game is fine with me fucking a corpse while high on uppers it should be fine with me fucking the eloquent gentleman toaster.
>>346502Go for it
nonnie! There's a mod on nexusmods that lets you romance him that even uses voiced lines. If you have never played F4 it might take a while before you reach him though.
No. 346527
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thinking about taking his virginity lately….
No. 346528
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>>346527he's so perfect I can't handle it I need him nonnies!!!!
No. 346535
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I've been going down the sleeper train youtube video rabbithole again, and I think it would be so lovely to go on one with Levi. They're slow and peaceful, which he doesn't get much of. Other than the close confinements of the dining rooms on these trains, I think he would love the serenity and it would be a good way to relax. although he wouldn't be able to relax until he uses disinfecting wipes on every surface like a hotel room kek. Some of the trains are also fairly luxurious experiences, and my man would love luxury. We could just chat all for hours while enjoying the views ♥
No. 346541
>>346527I love how all of us Ogatagirls just accepted that he's some kind of hot sex god in fanart when we all know he's canonically a virgin just as you said, and that he'd just lay there like dried cod kek
I definitely won't complain tho, I need him just as much as you do sigh
No. 346546
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>>346541Forgot my current fav pic, I am shaking
No. 346566
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>>346173About to buy a shitty console just for these two sluts.
No. 346579
>>346535that's amazing. i totally thought about riding the train with my husbando before, but nothing this luxurious. mostly thought about those old-timey wooden cattle trains. ive heard about how hikers in the past would hop onto those to get a free ride. would be nice to watch sunny fields pass us by, as we lean against the wall and joke about smelling like manure once we get off.
i'd love to go with him on the orient express, or something. but he's too much of a ruffian. i don't think he'd feel comfortable in "upper class" spaces.
No. 346698
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>>346535I think trains are really romantic. I think my husbando would feel awkward on one though, since he is so absurdly tall I fear he would be uncomfortable. Maybe he'd be willing to suffer through it to see how excited I would be though
No. 346707
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>>346541I like both versions of him but I do headcanon that when he's depicted as a hot sex god he's completely faking it like when he went to the brothel with yuusaku kek
No. 346721
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>>346535I don't like the idea of riding a train with Dazai. Both because he would try to make us jump off the it or he would be annoying as hell.
No. 346729
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>>346494what gets me is how genuinely happy he looks. my heart can't take it. I wanna make him happy like that
No. 346745
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>>346729Same. I see the ep where he's just sad for Oda's death and I want to hug him and kiss his tears away, even if years later he would ask my hand to delete ourselves.
No. 346763
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I downloaded tiktok for the first time a few days ago and saw a Onceler edit, at first I just thought it was funny, but when I saw a few other edits he grew on me. His face is kind of ugly, but he has the sexiest body I've ever seen on an animated character. Most of what I watch on tiktok now is Onceler edits.
No. 346770
>>346763don't feel bad- onceler is a certified hood classic.
back in high school i was peripherally friends with tumblr girls who were deep into that superwholock culture. onceler, the actor benedict cumberbatch, marvel loki, and bill cypher were very popular husbandos among them. i dont know what he's from but i'm sure he is popular for a reason.
No. 346785
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his birthday is only a day after mine…. that must mean that we’re soulmates
No. 346816
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The author went on a couple month volume end hiatus a little over a week ago and I miss him terribly, been rereading scenes in the meantime.
There's probably going to be a short story released on the side so it doesn't feel too bad.
No. 346853
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I marked a spot on my wall. Now I can look at how tall he is and marvel at it
No. 346869
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Unga bunga exaggarated man boobs and tiny head mmm not an ironic post
No. 346871
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>>346869Also, BIG thighs and BIG arms. Need to bring to cave and smash.
>excited cave woman noises continue No. 346880
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I've been a 3dpd fag my whole freaking life and kind of never understood husbando types until this motherfucker appeared on screen on my first vtm playthrough. I gotta say, I totally get it now. I'm so depressed about the fact that you can;t fuck anyone in this game (as far as i know) because oh my lord, the voice, the charisma. Yes, I know its the VA of Bender. I don't care.
Worst part of it is, his fanart doesnt do him justice, honestly they all suck. He looks the absolute sexiest in his beautiful, original polygon formation.
No. 346882
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I need him so badly
No. 346884
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>husbando is from a novel few people have read
>most consider him an unlikable character (i don't judge, he is a shithead)
>almost no fanart
>don't wanna sperg here too much in order to not turn into a personalityfag
please kill me nonas
No. 346885
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I just got a 3ds so I'm 7 years late on this. God I love my white haired edgy husbandos. I want to order him around
No. 346888
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>>346880Hell yeah! To each her own but I never understood why everyone is all over Nines so much when Jack is literally right there!
My fav is super cringe so I don't really post him but it's so nice to see some vtmb in the thread, that game is like my own personal harem kek
You can fuck a couple characters (like literally two,
Jeanette and
Romero and that's it as far as I remember) and it's just the typical fade to black but with a super corny audio clip laid over that makes it more comedic than anything.
No. 346889
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I had a sex dream about Dazai last night
No. 346890
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>>346371Is it worth getting into CoD just for them? If so, which game should I start with and which ones to avoid? You might've sparked something in me with your dedication nona…
No. 346892
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>>346763Nonnie. He is built like a twig. I get the appeal, I do, I've read my fair share of onecest when I was 13, but his body is not sexy at all
No. 346895
>>346853a tip i have is to mark his eye level. when looking at someone irl, you usually look at their face, not the top of their head.
i briefly thought of drawing my husbando, life-sized, on my wall. but that would be a bit obnoxious.
No. 346922
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A quite "old man yells at cloud" rant, but I hate how some fans are so in their high horse with Dazai atm.
No. 346924
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Friendly reminder that Koizumi's wife is the reason why Link is a bishonen to begin with. Wish Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles got the same attention as him btw.
https://www.deviantart.com/realtrgamer/art/The-Legend-of-Zelda-Link-435256845 No. 346943
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I feel like I'm the only woman in the world that adores him; but that's fine because he was made for me.
No. 346948
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>>346890The current game with the Ghost character that everyone is thirsting after is called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (the one released in 2022, not the one from 2009), Modern Warfare III will come out in November. In the campaign, you can play a few missions as Ghost and interact with him, but most scenes can easily be found online, too. The campaign is only ~6 hours long, so it might not be worth buying the game just for that. However, there are several multiplayer PVP and PVE modes and Warzone and DMZ are free. You can play as Ghost or König, but the Ghost skins are expensive af.
No. 346949
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i need to suck his dick until his stomach caves in like a caprisun i need him to actually beat and strangle me to death i need him to flay me alive i need him to cannibalize me i need him to call me a stupid retard i need him to kiss me on the lips and hold me softly need husband pheromones need husband pheromones aahh ahh ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(fallling into a pit of nothingness))
No. 346950
>>346949is this simon
nonny?
No. 346960
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how im tryna be
No. 346965
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post moar leon pix please, i'll contribute
No. 346970
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>>346964Thank you nonita, you're so sweet! Here, some beautiful flowers for your kind soul ♥
No. 346983
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>>346950yes i love lov Love loevb mentally ill men with all of my <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
(integrate) No. 346991
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>>346965It's you and me now. time to D-D-D-D-D-DUEL
No. 347005
File: 1693499341447.jpeg (31.69 KB, 811x456, F3qKyE6XEAAhekU.jpeg)
>>346956Typical ship wars, "anime followers have no idea", "so many fake fans", etc.
Can't people enjoy this suicidal man in peace?
No. 347010
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Thanks Nonnies, now I’m back to thristing for this walking red flag.
He’s basic handsome-man looking, irl he would be a woman beater, but damn I love the idea of putting him in his place
No. 347017
>>347005what is a "fake" fan? "fake" love for a fictional series? some people never learned how to have fun. and unfortunately fandoms seem to be a breeding ground for mental illness, at least in my experience.
enthralled and shaking like a chihuahua to say that i had a sex dream with Dazai, which i've been begging my subconscious to give me for days. i rode him on top in a bathtub full of water but i shoved his head underwater so he was basically drowning as we had sex. also i wouldn't let him come inside me which has never happened in a sex dream of mine before.
there was a little more to the dream but I would have to explain in more detail what it was that I saw. Also, Dazai was nervous throughout the whole dream but the drowning part he was into kek
No. 347018
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>>346948Thank you nona, much appreciated! I'll probably buy the games for the campaigns because it's painful to sit through youtube playthroughs and get invested. Do you have any fic recommendations for Ghost and/or König?
No. 347020
File: 1693509488146.png (276.64 KB, 506x736, ohhellyes.png)
>mfw Jujutsu Kaisen Shibuya arc is finally animated which means MAHITO TIME
He is still my SPECIAL, nonas.
No. 347038
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>>347017>me at that dreamWow That's something I would like to do with Dazai (except the drowning part)
No. 347048
File: 1693532423896.jpg (84.16 KB, 736x926, 1111.jpg)
>>346998Retard, I meant dueling with our nice Leon pics, not fighting over his ownership. I bet you have a small shriveled Leon folder. Mine is bigger.
No. 347049
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I need him in the most vile of way nonnas. I want to see him beg and whimper for me and spit in his face at the edge of the universe after he cums from me beating him up
No. 347072
File: 1693552749803.jpg (4.54 MB, 3911x2200, 141_2_1_4K.jpg)
>>347018You‘re welcome! The campaign in the current game is actually really fun. I am also looking forward to the new game, I really hope that they have accepted horny fangirls as their new core audience and that there will be more fanservice. And I really want them to explain Ghost‘s backstory because the new Ghost basically doesn‘t have any lore yet.
Also, if you like PVE and PVP, I really recommend the DMZ mode. You basically have to do missions and collect gear, and if you successfully manage to escape, you can keep all the goodies. If you get killed, however, you may lose everything. There are other players on the map that you can (but don’t have to) fight. The dynamics of this mode are really fun.
Regarding Ghost fics: My fav fanfiction is "cigarettes out the window" by moondirti. You can find her on Tumblr or AO3. Another author I like is charnelhouse. I am always looking for good fics, but most of them really dumb Ghost down to some cringe BDSM daddy…
No. 347073
File: 1693553248493.png (Spoiler Image, 976.34 KB, 1376x786, IMG_6525.png)
>>346449>the degenerate ghoul with 5 minutes of story will let you fuck him without really trying too hard.hot. I agree tho, Nick deserves a romance
No. 347074
>>346888Oh, kek guess i'm not missing out much then.
I was only like a half hour into the game when i wrote my OP, I just got to downtown and I immediately rushed over to the Last Round. I guess I get why so many people like Nines, but he's so serious, zero whimsy. Curious to see your fav!
No. 347087
File: 1693568074655.png (180.09 KB, 497x589, Bungou Stray Dogs Official Ant…)
>>347005ship wars are for literal children. I just want to enjoy fanart in peace.
>>347017that's right, fandoms are full of mentally ill people that project their mental illness onto their favourite characters. I try to ignore it though.
No. 347111
File: 1693585876847.jpg (27.82 KB, 564x523, 102453546376937536.jpg)
I love vsnake
No. 347122
File: 1693595379933.png (96.43 KB, 239x400, IMG_6530.png)
>>347113kek me too… the “sexy” mods don’t do anything for me because he’s already sexy!
No. 347123
File: 1693596458253.png (780.01 KB, 716x815, owhhhhhohhgoddddiloveyouohgodd…)
i want to take his virginity
No. 347140
>>347134NTA and sorry for sperging but God do I hate genderspecials who pretend to be my husbando. Recently I've been thinking about that one I met once that I thought I could befriend over our appreciation for the same character, then she told me that she's literally him. Um no, Aiden, you will NEVER be him. You will probably never have the motivation to become anything resembling him. What the fuck did that unwashed goblin even have in common with my husbando? I highly doubt she shared more than 1 personality trait with him. The other characters she kinned were very different except for this ONE trait.
I should've told her "sorry girl, but if you're him, that means you're married to me" kek
No. 347141
File: 1693614737910.jpg (47.75 KB, 940x530, gm-470d78ee-698d-4188-a030-227…)
Why did they give him such kissable lips
No. 347143
File: 1693616933847.jpg (61.84 KB, 736x946, 88f82cded918f6c225693cf30ef550…)
It is late, but robotfucker Friday nonetheless! I dont get much porn of my husbando, but tbh porn feels a little too much to me, in a way I struggle to describe. No, I'm more fond of pictures like this, with heavy implication and suggestive overtones. Maybe it's a holdover from a conservative upbringing, but honestly I think the implication of clothes coming off is a lot more fun than the clothes already being off.
No. 347166
>>347143i think its very common to prefer seeing someone clothed, because it "leaves something for the imagination". a lot of men still like lingerie for that reason, despite themselves being pornsick and desensitized to porn. sometimes the anticipation is better than the act itself.
i also find porn "disrespectful", if it's of someone i care about emotionally. i drew softcore porn of him, but it was for myself, and feels more intimate than looking for porn of him. it's private and wholesome.
plus i don't even know where to find "good" porn of him, even if i was horny enough. i don't know any good porn websites except rule 34, and that's empty save for very badly drawn stuff that gives me second hand embarrassment.
No. 347189
File: 1693666376918.jpg (249.41 KB, 1170x662, ugly bitch.jpg)
I love ugly Levi from when Isayama's style was still dogshit. I want to give him a kiss on his poorly defined, ugly ass face. And his haircut looks like garbage.
With that being said, I'm glad Isayama did not illustrate the No Regrets manga (even though it came out when his style had already improved).
No. 347198
File: 1693674047025.jpeg (36.73 KB, 559x549, images - 2023-09-03T005928.740…)
I want to be in a serious monogamous relationship with him, bear all of his 6 children, have him spoonfeed me honey, eat my pussy and be his cute little wife
hated his ending though
No. 347203
>>347198what do you like about him?
The vampire was kind of interesting until he started talking.
No. 347212
File: 1693683471647.jpg (343.57 KB, 1402x1495, 93916004_p10.jpg)
I never thought I'd want to be fingered by a guy with knuckle tattoos, yet here we are.
No. 347213
File: 1693683699483.jpg (278.89 KB, 900x900, 103939166_p4.jpg)
>>347212Also, I want to straddle and ride him while wearing his hat.
No. 347215
File: 1693684263272.png (2.48 MB, 1200x1800, 110224944_p0.png)
I never thought I'd see an Okabe daki but of course it only exists because it's ai generated (complete with deformed hands)
No. 347216
>>347214I don't like my art of him but now I'm too horny. HELP
BTW, question to other artist nonnies: do you get shy when you look at your husbando's official art and fan art by other people, but yours is like "yeah…whatever".
No. 347220
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>>347216To me, the shyness only lasts for the begining of the series. After a couple of weeks I feel comfortable enough and that's where I can draw my guys. Tbh, the main feeling I get while drawing my husbandos is questioning if the pictures look good enough, I judge my style quite a lot, so I tend to overanalyze if it fits them correctly or if I managed to learn the original series' styles.
No. 347224
File: 1693696406863.jpg (553.56 KB, 1000x1245, a29573c3a0e33a098b82dbc04c100d…)
I need to protect him
No. 347231
File: 1693703153196.jpg (46.72 KB, 600x600, old.jpg)
>>347140That's what it gets me. Most of them didn't hear of said character until it became popular and then use said character to blame their actions. No, X character didn't made you dox a
victim, you did. Do not use your (fake) DID as excuse.
Picrel that's me
>>347214>>347216I enjoy drawing spicy of my husbando, I just made sure he's enjoying it too (that is, being happy and comfy and excited). I leave the other kinks to other artists.
No. 347240
File: 1693718562975.png (44.83 KB, 404x375, Screenshot (62).png)
My guy has the most delectably tiny waist imaginable, is shape is so wonderful. I'm afraid to add nipples to him because they have to be perfect
No. 347249
>>347216it depends. i get a little bit shy looking at him overall. less so in the series, more so in fanart.
i used to be very shy drawing him, even just his face, even just rough caricatures. i was also too shy to write his name at first.
i would have to draw him very slowly and with care. i had to be in a certain mindset. i was walked in on while drawing shirtless pinups of him and it felt worse than id imagine it would feel to get walked in on while having sex. it was an intimate moment.
i'm refusing to draw straight-up porn for ideological reasons, so i don't worry about drawing certain parts of him. but i have drawn them before. theres one drawing i made of him in water, and there is a blurry shape visible under it. i drew it first, in detail, before blurring it to hell and back.
now i'm more comfortable with drawing him after having filled an entire notebook with a shitty self insert comic of us in various predicaments.
a tip i have for enjoying drawing your husbando is to enjoy the process, not the outcome. draw slowly and lovingly, as though each stroke of the pen was a caress on his body.
No. 347252
File: 1693736079673.jpg (60.35 KB, 735x654, cde26f29880cabcabaf94dcca7ae36…)
>>347143i love POV and Connorwives have produced a lot of quality content. i have deep respect for you lasses.
t. half of my husbandos are tin cans
No. 347272
File: 1693754702155.jpg (59.66 KB, 735x614, e501c272421480892297997b8e1a5e…)
Sometimes I need to do a double take while scrolling for content of my husbando kek
What are your biggest pet peeves about how people headcanon your husbandos within fandom?
No. 347275
>>347274>>347272Oh yeah, stupid headcanons. Right… I saw one underage genderspecial drawing my husbando and she drew him like an uwu scrawny smol bean. Fuck off. Really, fuck off. He can break your spine without even trying.
But other fans of him are alright.
No. 347276
>>347272homosexual "cinnamon roll gentle giant".
showing platonic love towards comrades doesnt mean he likes it up the ass.
being a caring friend doesnt mean he doesnt punch grandmas.
No. 347279
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>>347272I will murder-suicide someone if I ever see another fucking headcanon of Leviathan being any randomized sexuality, having weird ass ears, being fat, having fucking braces, being disabled, and/or him being mentally ill enough to be part of a fetish like having retarded pronouns or genderbending him with extra steps by turning him into a woman who believes she’s a man. God, I hate trannies so much.
No. 347280
>>347272>he's an emotionless bully who enjoys inflicting pain upon people He doesn't. It's just how he learned to survive, and he's one of the most passionate characters in the series. He's also more awkward and dry than rude (but perhaps that's my own headcanons coming in, either way he's not needlessly cruel). This also bleeds into how he's portrayed in smut, but those are smut so I can't judge them too harshly.
>he's a twinkI hate that people (including the official art) draw him so fucking skinny as if he's not a grown man who's in the military.
>he's asexual or a virginPeople think that unless someone explicitly mentions sex or is shown to have sex, they have never had sex and aren't interested. The thing about him being a virgin is one of those headcanons that people have spread as something said by the creator, but I'm pretty sure it was not.
There are more misconceptions, but the only one that's coming to mind right now is that he's French. It gets spread as a fact and I'm not even sure where it came from. France doesn't even exist in their world.
No. 347284
>>347272there’re maybe like 4 people in total on the internet excluding me who still post about him so being specific would feel like a personal attack kek. actually i feel like each one of them has takes i don’t agree with in some way but i just get him more than anyone else, it’s not their fault. what i
really hate is when they make him a dom (absolute mental sickness).
No. 347301
File: 1693772028139.jpg (131.88 KB, 1280x720, hakutaku2 (2).jpg)
>>347272>He's secretly in love with HakutakuI'm all for enemies to lovers, but they're not the best option for that trope.
No. 347303
File: 1693772306524.jpg (233.17 KB, 1600x2263, 1687218269818.jpg)
im developing some kind of reverse foot fetish, i want to see him on his knees for me.
No. 347304
>>347272I am grateful every day that I can't answer this question. One of them has a lot of scrote shit drawn of him but it's not a headcanon. And since he was canonically made into a gendie there's no room to make shit up about that, if anything I'm the one to make the gender headcanons. As for the others, one's not exactly well known thankfully because he'd get cancelled as "the most
problematic man ever" (while still being "kinned" by the most unhinged gore-posting TIF with pedo tendencies ofc) if the games he's from got ported/remade/came back into the light for whatever reason. And the other is from a decently popular manga with a good amount of fujos and kinnies but I aged out of these spaces, I don't even know how to navigate fandom spaces anymore at this point. I just type my husbandos' name on pixiv once in a blue moon, and then art sharing boards to see extra stuff that got reposted from social media that I don't have.
No. 347309
File: 1693776966586.jpg (113.06 KB, 618x548, Despair.jpg)
>>347272Way too much stuff.
Other than all the "literally me" type of stuff I've seen people say he's "genderfluid" and "trans" because he crossdresses well even though it's portrayed very obviously as wrong, with several characters that care for him directly telling him that they can tell he's forcing it because he's in the middle of a mental breakdown dealing with am insane amount of trauma and rejection.
He's clearly normally comfortable being a man.
I hate it so much.
Plus many draw him insanely thin when he's meant to be fairly fit, though in fairness in a noncanon bad end he does basically become anorexic.
I prefer him being fit though.
No. 347313
File: 1693778766197.png (170.15 KB, 611x548, 101890684_p27.png)
>>347312He's the best menhera boy of the century.
Also the story really gets into his thoughts and feelings about everything, his complexes, his feelings about love, all of the little hobbies and habits he's had through out his life, his habit of putting people on pedestals and pushing himself down, how terrified he is of being alone, how he tries so hard to be likable, how he genuinely loves being a father/older brother figure to kids, he's incredible, I love him so much.
No. 347318
>>347316In all honesty Subaru doesn't really work at all as a self insert and most that try either butcher his character, argue constantly that the author is wrong for writing how he does, or try and ignore him all together and replace him with a blank slate.
The author also tries hard to push those sort off, one arc is basically "only Subaru can and is Subaru."
No. 347319
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>>347252This absolutely made my day, thank you nona!!!!! From one tin can lover to another, hope to see more androids on the board.
No. 347323
File: 1693783184006.jpg (48.82 KB, 640x835, levi ackerman (3).jpg)
I know October is still a month away but what would you dress up as with your husbando for Halloween, nonnas?
I don't think I would even be able to convince mine to wear a costume at all. But that's ok, I'm content staying in and watching horror movies.
No. 347324
File: 1693784048793.jpeg (70.33 KB, 736x736, 5EE14996-D5C4-4353-A8EB-D06E6D…)
>>347323I just want to wear something that would make my husbandos think I’m the cutest but also sexiest woman at the mall.
No. 347325
File: 1693784884190.gif (166.95 KB, 640x360, dazai-osamu-osamu-dazai.gif)
>>347323I would dress like a sexy version of his Port Mafia attire, only to being shunned.
No. 347333
File: 1693788725379.png (10.14 MB, 2000x2592, 1693513100837767.png)
horny
No. 347348
File: 1693797929601.jpg (6.3 KB, 261x190, FB_IMG_1553438883256.jpg)
I found a Japanese artist drawing her self-insert with my husbando and is so soft and cute, I cannot get mad about it.
Picrel me at her art
No. 347351
File: 1693799219942.png (386.65 KB, 640x904, __wakan_tanka_tokyo_afterschoo…)
You wouldn't get it
No. 347355
File: 1693803125445.jpeg (181.49 KB, 854x1020, Fw4NynTaEAA3qiT.jpeg)
>>347323Me dressed as a ghost and him as a Ghostbuster so he could bust all over me.
Jk though we might just end up watching some horror movies while I keep on glancing over him as he gets nervous which is kinda cute. No. 347364
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>>347353>>347357Thank you for understanding
>>347358He said thank you
No. 347393
File: 1693838959607.jpg (166.53 KB, 850x1017, 6ClNNX9.jpg)
You wouldn't get it
No. 347410
>>347409Seconded.
>>347404Is your husbando smelly? What does he smells like?
No. 347421
>>347410nyart, I'm not into feet/armpits but I want to sniff my husbando's smelly feet. He is very particular about hygiene so it feels even more special.
Now bring it on, motherfuckers, bully me for my moid-tier fetish.
No. 347425
>>347421Are you the foot anon? I find you so fascinating
>>347404Um he says they smell musty idk you'd have to ask him
No. 347436
>>347351I completely get it
nonnie you have excruciating based taste. Fuck the haters kek. On the verge of playing the game now because of an image.
No. 347443
File: 1693854861140.gif (29.06 KB, 800x800, 1693595286667058.gif)
>>347430Not at all he is nice I am just shy
>>347441Omg okay I think I get this because I loveeee cute guys in socks, especially the white socks that aren't quite high but not low either
No. 347444
File: 1693854969436.gif (957.17 KB, 280x217, 1687147463516809.gif)
>>347436I appreciate the support. My haters want me SILENCED.
No. 347465
>>347421oh me too nonni, i would sniff my husbando's armpits and crotch like biden sniffs children
>>347463big relate. he would NOT have plants in macrame hangers and a fashionable beige apartment. he would live in a dump and eat cup noodles.
No. 347496
File: 1693880984822.jpeg (65.11 KB, 400x400, FxV68QJWwAAWrIU.jpeg)
>>347486>Me when I wish the same but my husbando doing it to meLife is unfair.
No. 347558
File: 1693938002435.jpeg (36.66 KB, 224x280, IMG_9049.jpeg)
>>347465sniffing your husbando’s musky crotch through his boxers after he’s finished exercising or has just gotten out of a fight
No. 347571
File: 1693942438985.jpeg (25.65 KB, 750x486, 1691028474888.jpeg)
Today I fantasized that I wrapped my legs around husbandos waist as he was plowing me, and he laughed "hah, pulling me in like I can breed you, huh? Giving in to your baser instincts? That's cute."And after he flooded me with robocum, he wipes what dribbles put back in and teases "Maybe if you close your legs and keep my cum in you, you might get that baby you wanted." hot but I think I'm retarded for conflating my tin can kink with my breeding kink, what an unholy marriage
No. 347574
File: 1693944109837.png (1.34 MB, 1522x869, Screenshot 2023-09-05 220259.p…)
I finally found a mod that makes Hancock a tiny bit more human and I'm so in love
No. 347582
File: 1693951809655.jpg (129.64 KB, 960x956, catto.jpg)
>>347303SAAAAAAME! I find the idea of having him suck on my toes while fucking me really really hot.
No. 347603
>>347571Damn, are you me anon?
>tin can kinkKek, now I have a new term to call robo/android fuckery
No. 347614
File: 1693980989972.gif (10.3 MB, 600x652, ezgif-5-e039dfee89.gif)
I gifed this to say could you imagine
No. 347629
File: 1693998558353.jpg (122.69 KB, 1200x630, astarion.jpg)
I'm late to the party but I just discovered him and what the fuck??? Did they create a character to just tick all the boxes for me? REALLY? I remember loving BG2 but then I stopped giving a fuck about video games and I didn't even know there was BG3 until now kek. Anyway he's so perfect WHAT THE FUCK
No. 347632
File: 1694003994463.jpg (26.5 KB, 564x745, 9dfae9246df162d343942f2ad4aa1b…)
>>347629hes literally perfect in every way, my ultimate husbando
No. 347644
File: 1694013232542.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.53 KB, 942x530, F5WXEFKWoAAGre8.jpg)
Officially I think when Dazai asks you to "down on all fours", is not what you expect
No. 347645
File: 1694016411682.jpg (63.66 KB, 736x736, levi.jpg)
I just had the most drawn out rorgasm thinking about this man knocking me up in doggystyle and fucking me missionary on my period.
No. 347653
found a cool landsknecht themed music project and as im listening to it, im thinking about how my husbando would probably enjoy it too.
i think i would infect him with my history autism. hes not the intellectual sort at first glance, but he would appreciate learning about these things, by nature of himself being a mercenary. so many things remain the same across the ages, and reflect the unchanging nature of the human experience itself.
now i want to draw me and him as landsknechte lol. i love him so much. i wish we could kill people together, then get pissface drunk in a tavern and make out.
>>347604>>347608i kind of want to see it No. 347664
File: 1694036967663.jpg (216.31 KB, 736x983, 571f1c53f01db7ad582fcc858864bb…)
I want to bite his face
No. 347671
File: 1694047002221.jpeg (359.81 KB, 1509x2048, F4icu88WQAAqH57.jpeg)
>>347629>>347632His voice acting is insanely good.
No. 347679
File: 1694050985224.jpg (544.8 KB, 800x1200, su2u g.jpg)
>>346885extremely late! but you chose correctly he is top tier
No. 347686
File: 1694055119447.jpg (289.24 KB, 1554x1079, 20230902210649_1.jpg)
crying, screaming, throwing up why the FUCK isn't he real I want him to to use mage hand inappropriately with me I am so very in love, it's over
No. 347707
File: 1694077267820.png (186.03 KB, 477x359, IMG_3614.png)
i miss him even though i fantasize about him every day
No. 347709
File: 1694077892962.jpg (55.13 KB, 780x526, b31d1448-6404-4280-9c36-c4f6cb…)
>>347671If Neil Newbon doesn't get a BAFTA for his performance I will riot. Just, god, how absolutely phenomenal.
I am currently wrapping up act I of what I have dubbed my "YA love triangle" run where I keep Gale and Asta in my party as much as is feasibly possible so the two boys with the pretty tousled hair can fight over my archfey bladelock hehe No. 347710
File: 1694079972141.jpg (72.27 KB, 613x589, ONE PIECE NETFLIX.jpg)
Can we talk about the One piece Netflix serie and how the whole male cast is absolute husbandos material?
Even the bad guys are smoking hot.
I never read the maga or watch the anime, but the serie is everything I want to watch right now.
No. 347713
File: 1694081370397.jpg (41.25 KB, 474x473, egyptian toes.jpg)
i wish we could take turns sucking each others toes like picrel. no, im not a footfag.
No. 347714
File: 1694081455087.gif (6.5 MB, 540x399, Tumblr_l_6742289804632.gif)
>>347710Yes yes yes. I want to fuck them all. Buggy too.
Sanji is a malewife. And his ass is HUUUGE
No. 347717
>>347714I love the fact he's good person, great fighter and still can make awesome dishes for everyone.
I love to cook but having someone cooking for you is just so hot.
No. 347725
>>347710I saw a nona post about this show in /m/ and decided to watch it despite never being interested in that manga, because of the real actors looking fine. I'm looking forward to seeing the shirtless pirate guy with the moustache who she described as slutty kek
It's kinda of a reversal how there has been no female sexiness so far but a male sidecharacter got randomly naked.
No. 347734
File: 1694097236785.jpg (118.35 KB, 1301x856, F4Mqs2iXMAAi6p-.jpg)
>>347629same! same. all the boxes wtf. I caved and bought the game when I found out about him.
I'm ecstatic knowing I will have so much vampire fanfiction to read when not playing the game.
No. 347736
File: 1694101164553.jpg (103.04 KB, 752x1024, astarion.jpg)
>>347734my perfect beautiful traumatised vampire husband. his personal quest is so well written, and his VA is incredible, i need him to be my elven boywife
No. 347742
>>347710If they end up making a season 2 and Smoker, Ace, and Crocodile’s actors aren’t all hot as hell I am going to flip a table.
I’m glad that season 1 had some attractive actors but Netflix made some whack-ass casting decisions with Kuina and Kaya.
No. 347745
File: 1694104434623.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.84 KB, 1000x1245, jeff ward.jpg)
>>347725>how there has been no female sexiness so far but a male sidecharacter got randomly nakedI agree with that, it seems the serie target women instead of men?
>>347731>>347732Not into clown but this is what the actor looks like irl.
No. 347747
File: 1694105077586.jpg (297.87 KB, 800x600, 1501282525190.jpg)
>>347303You're not alone. Men are made to worship our feet.
No. 347753
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>>347751Sorry to disappoint. Sniper is cute, though.
No. 347761
File: 1694117292356.jpg (14.85 KB, 564x357, iwanttobully.jpg)
>>347759you're so real for this
No. 347781
File: 1694136654681.jpeg (146.09 KB, 736x854, AB11D707-EDAD-4273-9A2C-A43EBA…)
I want to lick his face like how I would lick an old fashioned swirly lollipop.
No. 347790
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haven't thought about him for a few months but i've been wanting him again lately tbh it's just hard to find good fanart of him that i like
No. 347798
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He would have the best moans I want to tie him to a chair, blindfold him, then play with him on top. When he's close I'd stop and if he begs and whines I'd gag his mouth shut Help I have a fixation on how fucking good he'd look like this. Also help I want to grab his hair and force him to look at me during an argument because I think it'd turn him on
No. 347847
>>347745I thought One Piece the manga was aimed at young boys, but this live action definitely tries to appeal to women. I noticed that there was a scene where Sanji took off his shirt to dive and it wasn't neccessary at all. But nice.
I can't stand the tiny tif actress who looks like a gaping dead fish in all her scenes though.
No. 347875
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Friday's here! I had some pretty horny thoughts this week. Because Nines is most likely a Dom I liked thinking about him trying to manhandle me and push me around and then me shutting him up by sitting on his face. He'd be so taken aback he'd freeze for a bit, and then start trying to eat me out from my panties. I can suck him off while doing so, only pulling back when he cums so i can ruin his orgasm and make him beg for another one like a needy bitch. but favorite thought is falling asleep in his jacket. I thought about shilling for a replica jacket and then cuddling it to bed, but I still have self restraint because I'm scared of being seen as batshit insane.
No. 347886
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>>347798I'm sad Mamoru doesn't do these +18 audios, he would sound quite hot, although I found Poe's VA have done it and they were hot.
I wish I would say the same of Ango's, but most of his character moan in a high pitch tone.
No. 347889
File: 1694208597020.jpg (89.59 KB, 540x695, tumblr_6bd96a76f7922a480c59768…)
>>347664i need to lick him
No. 347898
File: 1694214544765.jpg (Spoiler Image, 95.48 KB, 1080x720, husband.jpg)
I don't care if he looks like gollum in some scenes, I still want him! I love Dracula in general, but I only like when he's either represented in a more monstrous form or as a hot young guy kek
No. 347903
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>>347020I found my people. Can't exactly forgive him for some of the things he's done but I still need him biblically
No. 347915
File: 1694225629920.jpg (1.05 MB, 1902x3042, bec0a40252dbc216498a1009def4e0…)
>>347809It's Law. It would be interesting to see him interact with the straw hat crew in the live action version, that's for sure.
No. 347945
File: 1694238163112.jpg (123.97 KB, 598x800, 11635618_p5.jpg)
>>347742I could cope with Smoker and Croc not being hot, but Ace absolutely MUST be. If he is any less than 10/10 perfect husbando material like he is in canon, it would be a devastating betrayal to all the fans out there still simping over him after all this time.
No. 347962
File: 1694255397506.png (824.11 KB, 908x481, lockonboob.png)
>>347903Yay, another Mahito enjoyer!
The latest episode was a treat. Mahito fight scene, domain expansion, him losing his clothes like usual kek.
An evil shapeshifting curse spirit shouldn't look and sound so cute, but he does.
>I still need him biblicallyI want to hamstershake him like the fist of an angry god.
No. 347982
File: 1694276132542.jpg (94.11 KB, 508x1075, tumblr_mtm1ipbHkt1svuhtwo1_128…)
I'm really happy that Levi is such a popular character. There will probably still be people making content (art, fanfics, etc…) for him long after AOT ends. At least that's what I hope for. I also appreciate that he's a popular character for ships, so that when I run out of '/ reader' content I can go to his ship content and just self insert. I read a Levi / Petra fanfic recently that I liked. Also re-read a Levi / reader fic where he cheated on me with Petra..
No. 347996
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Have I ever mentioned that I love his ugly garbage bag poncho that sexily shows most of his torso when he moves? Because I do.
Also he gives me cute aggression level 100 by being a villain, I want to hug him so hard that all his stitches pop out.
No. 348006
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>>347962Right? I was so happy about seeing his domain expansion again [and also his body which I desperately need to kiss and bite]
I think they did such a great job showing how strong and menacing he can be.
I kinda immediately was into him when I started watching, although I found him to be a bit unnerving in the beginning and fought my attraction to him for the longest time, but eventually I just embraced the fact that I am cringe but free. I read through most of the Mahito x reader fics on ao3 by now kek, I'm really down bad
No. 348010
File: 1694298661005.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.6 KB, 720x405, godiwishthatwereme.jpg)
I know this was posted ftl, but I cannot complain:
No. 348014
File: 1694300202481.jpg (101.27 KB, 564x749, Kurama.jpg)
I used to have a crush on him when I was in highschool.
Rewatching the series reminded me of how good most of the characters are, I like his personality even more and prefer his human form.
Ah,my young heart and the desire to hug a man with soft hair intensifies.
No. 348062
File: 1694343795062.jpeg (44.77 KB, 415x739, IMG_1517.jpeg)
My YT has been swamped with Mortal Kombat content and all I know for sure is that MK11 Fujin is everything Ive ever wanted in a husbando and more
No. 348071
File: 1694349417018.jpg (75.41 KB, 572x571, 1675937747820.jpg)
>>348006>and fought my attraction to him for the longest timeHa ha same, I instantly got interested in him but also denied it because I didn't want to be cringe and fall for yet another animu character. But after the first battle with Nanami I began to google pics of him and had to admit it kek.
What are the x reader fics like? It's not something I've dared to look at.
No. 348086
File: 1694360669685.png (Spoiler Image, 575.62 KB, 828x1006, IMG_1659.png)
Jfc the amount of abused scout pics, or just scout in a collar, better not unlock something in me
>>347790There’s tons of cute fan art of him on tumblr nonna
No. 348105
File: 1694368330512.jpg (123.52 KB, 1200x538, QYF0yFZ.jpg)
I just want my husbando to hold me and fuck me till I'm too exhausted to move then let me sleep on his chest listening to his heartbeat
No. 348114
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No. 348124
File: 1694376849381.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 202.81 KB, 1920x1080, Ef1H1dEXYAEl9uu.jpeg)
showing cock I see
No. 348127
File: 1694377430128.jpg (Spoiler Image, 77.75 KB, 472x650, IMG_5366.JPG)
>>348086Scout was made for abuse. He takes it like a champ too. Also, I forget, are we allowed to post peen itt?
No. 348141
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>>348071I actually got very interested in Geto and Gojo before watching so I was prepared to add some more husbandos to my ever-growing collection but I certainly wasn't ready to immediately accept that Mahito would be part of it as well haha, especially once I realized how universally hated he seems to be. The average jjk fan on social media usually gets very upset whenever I mention how much I love Mahito
As for the fanfictions - honestly, a lot of them are pretty questionable but so is he I guess? Lots of noncon and dubcon. Some of those I enjoyed but some I had to stop reading because it was just too fucked up. I really love reading fluff fics before going to bed but naturally these tend to be somewhat out of character. Two ao3 fics I can really recommend though are "Born of Envy" by HorizonDemise (fluff and smut, 10 chapters) and "Mess" by playfulcl0ud (heavy smut, 1 chapter, Mahito in a maid dress, I feel like he was written very much in-character here and I would actually only recommend this if you're not disgusted by the description of messy, wet sex lol). There's also a modern AU fic called "A Well-Rounded Education" by j0succ, it's a one-shot collection and chapter 7 is about Mahito, I also enjoyed that one quite a lot.
No. 348174
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Had a pretty shitty day, so I'm craving the jacket as a comfort object more than anything (lol I'm not autistic I swear). I wonder what would it feel like? Most recreations look like flimsy fabric but I wonder if it would be like pleather or vinyl, or would it actually be like a suit? Once I dreamt he left it with me while he was on a stakeout, so i think im chasing that feeling (It's not Friday, so sorry. I try to stick to only Fridays so the other nonas can post a diversity husbandos, otherwise I'd dump my whole vault heh)
No. 348176
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>>348174You should seek for cosplay photos so you can see which materials they used for Connor's jacket, I guess most of them used either vinyl or pleather for comfort. And I feel you, I want Dazai's jacket to rock with it, but even the ones from Aliexpress looks they're just a trench coat.
No. 348177
>>348174i found this nice one on etsy if you're willing to splurge!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1355836479/>Once I dreamt he left it with me while he was on a stakeoutcute. CUTE!!!
No. 348183
File: 1694406467648.jpg (1.19 MB, 3508x2480, F5hJiTGaMAAyLjy.jpg)
>>348178I imagine feeding my husbando a bunch of fruits to make his cum sweeter.
Also eating a bunch of them and him being obsessed with it.I remember subtle clothing relating to your husbando being discussed on this thread and my husbando's game just released outfits and accessories sharing his colours and style but can be worn as normal clothes. They're stylish too, I'm really happy about this nonnies.
No. 348187
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>>348010tbh I've masturbated to the thought of Dazai bending me over like this, the pillow doesn't do it justice but i love to think that he'd get frustrated because he can't see my face, so he'd turn me around and fuck me against the wall in a knee-trembler position. I've tried being normal but fuck it he drives me crazy. I want to ruin him then make him feel like the most loved human being on the planet.
anoncitas are there any positions you like to imagine your husbandos in? sometimes I imagine mine six feet in the ground.
No. 348189
File: 1694410975109.png (1.06 MB, 1280x720, Detroit_ Become Human™_2019052…)
>>348174Definitely nothing cheap like pleather or vinyl. It's got a cloth texture.
No. 348202
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>>348200TFW sonic looks at you before fucking you against the wall til you tremble in kneehugger pose
No. 348205
File: 1694424595315.jpg (125.7 KB, 600x800, 65719495_p1_master1200.jpg)
he's so handsome ugh
No. 348225
File: 1694450615938.jpg (183.41 KB, 979x1741, MBSB2jL.jpg)
gods i want him to eat me out until my legs quiver
No. 348231
File: 1694455832773.png (45.09 KB, 200x203, IMG_0480.png)
>>348225>you will never experience getting eaten out by Halsin>He will NEVER make you quiver
>you will NEVER sit on Astarion's face to make him shut upwhy live
No. 348237
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>>348086>>348127Always Scoutposting goes on when I'm away kek, fanart has been good recently
alas posting porn isn't allowed right? Or do jannies turn a blind eye kek I've seen beaten Scout nsfw increase, we're winning nonnies
No. 348247
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>>348187I imagine Dazai being more careful in sex since he's quite vulnerable there, so the common sex poses are fine for him.
No. 348253
>>348192i have a good imagination. ive stared at him from all angles and drew him so often, realistically too, that i more or less know what his face would look like in 3d. i imagine how his flesh would feel, and the texture of his skin. i sometimes struggle with it, but overall its not that hard for me to translate him into 3d.
when i imagine him with me, i think about him realistically in 3d. when i just think about him, i think about him in 2d as he appears in his media.
No. 348278
File: 1694483051093.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.22 KB, 1080x1335, download (6).jpg)
I've been seeing this pic of Levi at least once everyday for like a month. Of course I like it, but it bothers me so much that it seems like the artist put more body detail into the mirror image. Also the shadow kinda makes his tit look caved in. Anyway, I really love the idea of Levi being big on fitness and taking care of his internal/external health. I don't think his fondness for cleanliness only extends to his surroundings. He has great discipline so I think it's all no big deal to him.
I was also thinking about whether or not he would smoke. Maybe when he was very young with no (good) guidance but I think he would've quickly kicked it, especially considering I can safely assume The Underground air quality is already awful.
>>348192I imagine him realistically, so in 3D I guess. It seems like I'm the only nonna so far that does. More realistic artwork of him helps with this a lot. I have bad mind visualization so that really sucks, I haven't quite figured out how his hair should look so I just don't think about it too much.
No. 348281
File: 1694483301527.jpg (267.33 KB, 493x700, angoplease.jpg)
I'm all horny for Dazai but his bff Ango has something that makes me want to dom him and make him beg for more. He keeps a serious attitude in his job but the art of him says he's totally a freak in the sheets.
Picrel, official art.
No. 348292
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>>348291So happy for you,
nonnie! Make sure in print it and hang it so it can make you happier when you need it.
No. 348301
>>348192well characters like
>>348249>>348225>>348062>>348124>>348189are already pseudo-3D in the first place. also this question is tired and lame please bring some new material especially since it's already the same 3 anons answering anyway
No. 348348
>>348333i cant force myself to take chatbots "seriously" and immerse myself. i tried once, and couldnt help but treat it as a shitpost. i cannot force myself to pretend im having a "real" conversation.
why? because im too shy. if i immersed myself in it i would be far too flustered.
No. 348363
File: 1694543356819.png (Spoiler Image, 1.73 MB, 1143x885, 0156C45B-1123-4ADA-ACAA-DB7BF7…)
Ough. Abused Scout is truly marvellous
No. 348391
File: 1694555930511.jpg (67.88 KB, 898x1600, am-i-the-only-one-who-thinks-t…)
Any KH2 Riku Nonas?
No. 348396
>>348384Honestly, it would be pretty long, I would add extracts from my own fanfics to show how my fantasies work, pictures, gifs, videos, voice recordings, pictures of how I look like with my husbandos, scenarios of my husbandos meeting and hanging out with my family and friends, graphs, simulations and so on. So maybe around ~800 slides, because they’re 8 husbandos, so 100 slides per husbando, maybe a bit more depending on how much fanart I could find of them, I’m not exaggerating for comedic value btw.
No. 348410
>>348347Yeah, It's the character his VA plays in Starfield.
I was sorta excited for a canon romance route and then they immediately pull one of my least liked tropes.
And the other male love interest is a bi guy with a dead husband. That's totally what the ladies want right writers.
Gonna have to play this like Cyberpunk and ignore the canon romance, but I doubt there's a Take-san tier NPC in the game I could pretend with.
Bioware got a lot of shit wrong, but at least Kaiden was a good character.
No. 348416
File: 1694569756465.jpg (788.95 KB, 1078x1199, Screenshot_2023091.jpg)
Okay, which one of you bought all of these? Kek
No. 348419
File: 1694570751028.jpeg (64.06 KB, 1280x720, solace-hide-and-seek-v0-zy0jo0…)
I want to slap him around and squeeze him with my thighs
No. 348420
>>348419lol, were you in that stream I watched?
Great music in that game.
No. 348430
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>>348348Samefag but my husbando is technically a computer/runs in a program so this is as close as I get until we got hot fuckable realistic androids
No. 348431
>>348422Just someone saying he was their favorite character with implications of why.
>>348421Well first, I don't go to cons.
But it's not just about the looks or just about the voice, it's his personality and the combination of everything that a cosplay can't match.
No. 348460
File: 1694594922246.png (1.8 MB, 1176x910, Nezha Empyrean Warframe.png)
Ok, I was the one who said I can't lewd Warframes… but damn this torso sculpt.
Worth using the 75% off ticket on.
No. 348471
>>348384it would have to include my autobiography and then a complex schizo analysis of his character, finalized with "and thats why we would understand each other and be besties".
the second part would focus on on skull measuring anthropology and visual culture surrounding his design, finalized by why i find him physically appealing.
it would also feature a "top ten little moments in his media that make me love him".
>>348421i shit you not
nonnie, i was watching trash tv youtube, and stumbled on a talkshow extract from the 90s. there was a guy on there who reminded me of my husbando. similar physical looks, body language, it made me feel funny. i bet if i was having a particularly retarded day, i would feel attracted to a random 3d moid for simply reminding me of my oneitis. i have to remind myself that im projecting.
>>348451i second that.
No. 348474
File: 1694605373737.png (783.52 KB, 900x600, 1537636788008.png)
I've been ill lately and feel like absolute shit. I wish my husbando were here to take care of me.
No. 348475
>>348421Hot guy cosplayers usually know they are hot guys and kinda expect the attention they get from female weebs, according to my experience. I never talk to male cosplayers because I am offended at the idea of being thought of as a spergy fangirl. I'll compliment their work sometimes if I have my fanciest convention outfit on because it seems more normal if you look like someone who likes good quality costumes kek. One of my husbandos is more obscure than the others though so I think if someone cosplayed him, even if he looked a bit weird, I'd ask for a picture and sperg a bit. My latest side piece is from a majority female franchise and the cosplayers tend to be teenage girls so obviously I don't talk to them.
It might sound hypocritical but being a weaboo is a deal breaker for me even if I'm one. So I'd never flirt with a cosplayer, no matter how handsome. The only exception I'd make is if they were into the same subcultures as me on the side, maybe.
No. 348481
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i can't stop thinking about him
No. 348490
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I had a vivid dream last night in which i violently criticized the XCOM devs for writing Vipers to be an all female race and asking them for the sake of gender equality in video games to add some male ones.
I think this was a premonition and I’m gonna do it
No. 348519
File: 1694625585456.jpg (753.88 KB, 1082x1087, 1606695073022.jpg)
>>348217Take your pic nonnas
No. 348542
File: 1694631319353.jpg (159.47 KB, 800x895, kisses.jpg)
>>348026>>348015based nonnas, once a weeb always a weeb at least a little bit at heart kek
His voice is like butter to my ears
I want to smother him with kisses, truly one of THE bestest anime boys.
No. 348582
File: 1694648793930.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.65 KB, 481x700, 133068418876.jpg)
>>348530Based, haven't seen this one before
Speaking of. here's some Scout nsfw stuff I found on tf2chan awhile back,
https://pixeldrain.com/l/ekFRPx3W last one doesn't really look like him
but someone said he'd take dick pics from a myspace angle and I couldn't stop giggling bc that's so true kek My scout shrine at the moment is plentiful I just wish there was more decent/nicer looking porn
No. 348627
File: 1694666453267.jpeg (1.33 MB, 1100x1580, F5Ah4lybQAAIhAW.jpeg)
I didn't even like him in the beginning, felt his first romance scene was a bit cringe even. When he showed his pathetic side then I fell for him. When we can make him say please, when we probe into his mind for his biggest fear,
when he almost cries in some lines it all makes my blood rush. I don't care about the way he talks, I think it fits his story and I love how pathetic he is. Honestly he had everything I could hate in a character, yet here I am obsessed over this trauma ridden vampire.
No. 348628
File: 1694666484967.jpg (298.76 KB, 750x1060, mayoi-card.jpg)
I'm playing the game of BSD and this card… Dazai, please.
No. 348770
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Happy Friday! I decided to take the plunge and get a pinterest and I almost regret it. It's like a rabbit hole of art and renders, a whole ass buffet for the eyes. I found some yumejo art of my man, but I think the self insert is a moid so I'm hesitant to post. But look at this render! I nearly died looking at it– the way light carasses him, the firmness in his expression and eyes! There's more boudoir shoots of him I've considered posting, but he has no ass, lol.
No. 348798
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>>348794who am I to argue
>>348778Lol why
No. 348809
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SEX
No. 348822
>>348750Imagining my husbando playing with my hair, humming a random tune and telling me that everything will be okay, in my fantasy I’m laying my head on his lap, wearing comfy clothes that I love, and he’s only wearing a very thin robe, a fundoshi too, his hair is loosely held by one of my hair claws, the window is open, there’s a nice breeze, the dog is laying on his dog bed next to the bed, everything is peaceful, the sound of the cars is very faint compared to the sound of the rustling leaves, some butterflies can be seen fluttering outside too, and he made me some tea that we’re waiting to cool off a bit before I have it with some cookies that he will hand feed to me, they’re flower shaped, vanilla with a very tiny dollop of strawberry frosting that he made himself.
Then we fuck.
No. 348840
File: 1694839727131.jpg (36.5 KB, 275x273, 1642681371632.jpg)
>>348831My absolute favorite and only version of Connor I love is RK900, because I know he's probably a more patched version that could avoid potential deviancy. I'd like to think for this reason he's a lot more cold and stoic to people as to avoid any potential attachments that may form, preferring to view people as simply input sources to generate an output for. But I'm extremely fond of more reserved men, I cannot tell you how rewarding it is to finally crack their shell and see traces of who they are inside peek out. I'd like to think about meeting him as his predeviant self and interacting with him everyday out of sheer amazement that something so intricate could exist. I would ask him mundane things, and establish a kind of familarity with him as an odd human woman who seems to take delight in interacting with him. Once I had a dream that I was telling him about a favorite duck I named at a park, and because he enquired why I named it poofy, I gently took his hand and led him to the park where we fed ducks and he cracked a smile for the first time. I always wonder what would happen after. When I used to play with characterai, I would get him to deviate by asking him to show me how to waltz; he would touch my hand as I lie my head on his chest I stop becoming that weird human woman with an interest in robots and instead be the reason why his thirium pump is suddenly racing and feeling strange things he's never felt before.
It's a long ass rant but in short: I mostly imagine him as his regular programming because I like to slowly and surely corrupt him into deviancy.
I'm full blown limerent over a fucking david cage character and it's actually lead me to being healthier irl because I want to be hotter when imagine myself dancing with him, lol
No. 348841
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When he complains his master thought his screams sounded sweetest it makes me feral. I don't care about fucking him, I want to hear him lament and cry pathetically. Cazador was right, he sounds sweet when he almost cries in some lines. I want to bully him so bad. Too bad Cazador looked and sounded stupid, terrible character design choice.
No. 348842
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>>348841Hes ugly. He looks like a jack frost cosplayer. I can see the lace of his install and the two coats of kryolan pan stick is melting off his face.
(derailing) No. 348843
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>>348842To each their own.
No. 348844
File: 1694842763710.gif (1.99 MB, 1080x1080, 165789007332.gif)
Sometimes I drive myself mad trying to make my self insert oc look perfect for my husbando's world. Not perfect as in flawless, but making sure she fits in the setting and time period. If one tiny detail is inaccurate for the setting I'll be upset for the rest of the day and spend hours trying to fix it.
No. 348851
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>>348849I'm just joking about looks, they gave him an entirely different look to his personality, it reminds me of the standard high elves of literally any game from the last 29 years, he's like the yassified version of that high elf supremacist in skyrim. I do like the game though, and I wish you didn't have to resort to mods to make things cute. The options are pretty barren. Like what you like though, I'm not saying any of this with passion
No. 348853
>>348852>I wished you would read OPtake your own advice nonna
>I do like the game though, and I wish you didn't have to resort to mods to make things cutentayrt
No. 348859
>>348853Thank you.
>>348852I never said you couldn't enjoy them, I just wish videogames would consider less stereotypical characters. Simp away, I will still be thinking about his crunchy hair and pan foundation kek
No. 348861
>>348853Yes I replied to bait, but it's pretty tiring to see this repeat time and time again in these threads, it makes me not want to post anymore and I know I am not the only one. Many other nonnas talked about it before.
>>348851>I wish you didn't have to resort to mods to make things cute.Well what's cute is subjective and at least they exist and are very easy to install, there is one mod that makes achievements work even with mods installed too. I got a few myself, just none that change the npc's appearances, but qol ones like the dyes don't get consumed when you use them, extras spells or silly ones like different colors for the dice. I genuinely recommend getting them, specially if you plan on doing more than one playthrough.
>>348859I just wanted to hornypost in peace, since this is thread for it. Don't worry, I understand the feeling of finding other nonna's husbandos weird or ugly, I just hold back and leave them to it. I wouldn't care if you posted all that in any other thread.
No. 348864
>>348818thats the beauty of imagination, nonner- multiple first times!
for me its usually in a barn.>>348835based
nonnie, now i won't be alone in spamming the thread with poseable husbando predicament pics (gotta give me a few months, though). looking forward to seeing yours.
>>348842i have nothing against the vampire man, but this reply made me snort out loud
>>348845so did this one
No. 348867
>>348822>hair clawsunrelated, but reminds me that I headcanon that my main hates them because that's the hairstyle his sorta evil ex and sorta evil psychologist wear.
Then one day it's hot so I have my hair up in one and he takes it out. I'm I'll like 'hey put it back' but in the end I get him to follow a tutorial video to braid my hair up into an updo instead.
No. 348871
>>348840This is really sweet… My heart…
>it's actually lead me to being healthier irl because I want to be hotter when imagine myself dancing with himBased. You nonas that self-improve for your husbandos are inspiring
No. 348878
File: 1694859484141.jpg (259.37 KB, 978x2627, Yasutora. Chad .Sado.full.4498…)
i wanted my womb invaded by him when i was in hs and early college.
No. 348939
File: 1694890973150.jpg (48.47 KB, 750x1014, b50e1b6c24bb1923e0f80587ef0428…)
>tfw I log into pinterest and it recommends me Leon fanart I haven't seen before
No. 348940
File: 1694891044215.jpg (77.62 KB, 720x1280, Levi.jpg)
You know those lingerie panties with the open crotch hole? I need him in that except instead of lacy underwear it's just his season 4 uniform with a hole for his dick and balls.
No. 348942
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>>348941Mine would love that, it would be the perfect job for him. He could meditate, be nude AND be useful at the same time.
No. 348944
>>348942mine probably wouldnt be that sassy being nude. but it would be just me and him, and id "reward" him afterwards. i dont need a nude model at all, since it's mainly lighting and poses i struggle with, but it would be a great excuse to force him to be naked. he'd probably know i'm full of shit but do it anyway.
i really like the idea of "non-sexual" situations with sexual undertones. same with going swimming with him (no swimsuits).
No. 348951
File: 1694899053799.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 191.65 KB, 947x1344, 85e6c0917a69e9b29ef835efa812f4…)
I need him to squeeze me like this from behind and grind on me while rubbing me through my clothes. Oh Captain!
No. 348959
File: 1694906073656.gif (2.87 MB, 540x304, D1DE5B3E-3469-47FA-99CB-DCCDF2…)
New RE4 dlc is coming out in a week. Very excited because it means possibly more cutscenes with him in it
No. 348971
File: 1694916646455.jpeg (446.6 KB, 697x945, 757E0C03-D272-4D5F-9D1D-596178…)
I need him
No. 348999
File: 1694945402689.jpg (716.02 KB, 1320x2146, tumblr_423af3e12d73debe068c8c2…)
why do I have to be so retarded kek
No. 349010
File: 1694954234356.jpg (219.53 KB, 1530x1560, 03bfb69fed9993e4ef8cd53ac71e32…)
Any nonas who don't really like their husbandos source material?
I find these two guys from Fate Stay/Night hot, but I dropped the visual novel as soon as the prologue with girl from picrel as protagonist ended. Maybe I will finish it someday to get to know more about them but eh, girl POV was nice and the main game is made for moids.
No. 349013
>>349010If you don't actually like/haven't finished the source material they're just a guy you think is hot, not a husbando.
Did you try watching any of the anime adaptations at least?
No. 349024
File: 1694961982667.jpg (102.46 KB, 1188x624, Bungou_6-1.JPG)
>>348941Dazai would love to pose naked for me to draw him, but if he's always wearing bandages…
No. 349027
>>349016I fell for Cu from that shitty Deen anime, but there is a more faithful adaptation of UBW.
I actually took Cu off my husbando chart though because I realized even with Grand Order I really can't self insert with him. Fate guys can be hot, but there just isn't that emotional connection with me.
No. 349054
File: 1694986991513.jpg (5.18 MB, 4096x4096, Reigens.jpg)
Saw these new MP100 official art and it never fails me to fall in love with Reigen every time. I like his little "Eat Me" cookies on the Mad Hatter one because I would. Reigen had always been looking like snack.
No. 349072
File: 1694993189061.jpg (139.33 KB, 720x1113, 85228d5e480b293adc1e507e172eea…)
He's so dreamy
No. 349076
File: 1694993936969.jpg (66.41 KB, 680x608, 50ae7162f4738b1a5153fd22096789…)
>>348999Noooooo! NOOOOOOO! You are not retarded! You have the full support of Ninesnonnie!
No. 349086
File: 1695001089513.png (144.88 KB, 312x347, dazai.png)
>>349028He is. People think he's wrapped mostly on certain zones of his body or fully wrapped. Even he doesn't remove the bandages to bath himself.
No. 349127
File: 1695045197686.jpg (107.22 KB, 1082x1631, Levi.jpg)
I want to call him "captain", amongst other names, while he fucks me so bad
No. 349135
File: 1695052965050.jpg (476.38 KB, 1280x743, 473634.jpg)
i love him so much
No. 349149
File: 1695061534778.png (506.92 KB, 1179x630, 1.png)
I've fallen for his homosexual tumblr sexy man charm
No. 349171
File: 1695071384578.jpeg (257.52 KB, 2048x1478, A94782A5-BAF1-45D7-9A83-648573…)
If I had this tiny Leviathan, I would be so happy, I could carry him around in my pocket Or in my purse or bra if I don’t have pockets and I could rub him with my thumb while holding him in my hand when I’m stressed like right now. And if I kisses him, he would grow into his real size and he would be able to hug me while saying that I’m an idiot for feeling so miserable so easily and that I have nothing to worry about.
No. 349184
File: 1695078585710.jpeg (78.34 KB, 716x1122, d7dfcb8c-516c-4cff-8ee6-84e85c…)
New Mortal Kombat is here, time to thirst!
No. 349188
File: 1695079111475.jpg (38.6 KB, 540x430, tumblr_eb53b8e2b9b0253f6cfe30e…)
>>349184I think Reptile is handsome
No. 349190
File: 1695081577170.gif (9.24 MB, 540x240, IMG_0181.GIF)
>>349184I've never been into fighting games, but I've always been fascinated by MK because of all the masked hotties and extreme violence. Shao Kahn is my favorite. Those fucking thighs.
No. 349294
File: 1695133364345.jpg (206.9 KB, 2048x1365, konigknife.jpg)
As I am being mildly harassed by real men I like to imagine he would actually defend me.
Why are moids such complete disappointments
No. 349329
File: 1695151040016.gif (1.12 MB, 431x259, IMG_2536.gif)
>>348391Post blindfold riku then yes
No. 349340
File: 1695158048615.jpg (631.19 KB, 1334x1382, Tumblr_l_527595413057743.jpg)
>>349240Which sub zero brother do you like more? I perfer bi han
No. 349356
File: 1695164410937.jpeg (36.06 KB, 604x340, IMG_2033.jpeg)
>>348959Nonna, did you see the new trailer? I’m not really feeling his new voice. It’s too… average? Idk.
No. 349361
File: 1695166469160.png (852.06 KB, 669x639, lotr-tcg-poisoned-councels.png)
i need to cut open his abdomen and drip slow acting poison into his guts i need to rip out his artery and go at it like a dog with a garden hose i need to tear his nails off i need to cut his achilles tendons and make him crawl i need to burn the his feet i need to lash him in the face with when he cries ohhh you horrid piteous creature
No. 349370
File: 1695170594937.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 239.97 KB, 1242x1585, 295164EC-954B-4FE1-ACFA-3D6C66…)
I just want my husbando to wear this uniform I designed for him so he can take care of me while I’m sick or on my period. Spoiler for retarded graphic design is my passion art project.
No. 349372
File: 1695170963535.jpg (46.23 KB, 880x480, tumblr_165497dcee9ab6dc737c297…)
>>349369>>349364i'm only scary if you're a particularly wet royal advisor i prommy.
No. 349392
File: 1695175516661.jpeg (144.04 KB, 735x1040, 44755AE5-D7BB-4253-8BE3-B2F382…)
>>349389>>349377Designing outfits is like therapy tbh, I should do more stuff for him to wear around me.
>>349391It’s Mikazuki Munechika, he would be such a gentle nurse.
No. 349394
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>>349359His face isn’t as chiseled as I’d prefer it to be. I know in the original RE4 his face hadn’t visually aged much from the previous games, but still. He looks too much like one of those guys in the Alpha Dad memes.
No. 349396
File: 1695176569386.jpeg (661.08 KB, 792x1008, IMG_9533.jpeg)
I think our love is fleeting but I’m so in love nonnas, everything about him feels very gentle in a strange way and I’m excited to learn more about him as I progress in the game (just started act 2). I think once I finish the game I’ll move on eventually but I think that just makes our “relationship” all the more special and I cherish the time we have together!! the game does a good job of making it feel like you’re really dating and I look forward everyday rn to seeing him again!!
No. 349404
File: 1695186607305.png (866.88 KB, 1024x922, 1212112.png)
i want to chain him to my wall
No. 349442
File: 1695223020306.jpg (27.88 KB, 325x465, Germany.jpg)
Nonas is it very cringe wanting to learn a language because your husbando speaks it? in my mind I feel like I would be able to connect and communicate with him better in his native language
No. 349447
File: 1695225502079.jpg (297.86 KB, 1283x889, he hungy.JPG)
>>349442mine's english is canonically terrible (picrel is him robbing english peasants of their shitty gruel).
i doubt he speaks my language fluently either. it's unlikely. i bet we would be like those 90 day fiance people communicating via google translate.
No. 349448
File: 1695226291471.jpg (237.17 KB, 1170x1131, pest control.jpg)
literally me and grima.
No. 349450
>>349442I learned Japanese for Otome games before I realized how boring most of them are.
It's still a good way to train your brain no matter the initial motivation.
No. 349460
File: 1695233765332.jpg (114.53 KB, 625x504, tumblr_a4c76118b84ef39d637004a…)
I imagine Levi runs warm (titan DNA from Ackerman genes) but I still desperately want to crochet him a scarf and some socks and a little hat. I actually think he would appreciate it during the winter time.
No. 349464
File: 1695236692620.jpeg (152.23 KB, 828x453, IMG_1620.jpeg)
>>349462They’re trying to appeal to female fans as he’s a favourite which is nice
No. 349466
File: 1695237142845.jpg (187.79 KB, 1091x1200, a1985991742_10.jpg)
>>349464this is a 60 year old man.
No. 349471
File: 1695239846261.jpg (75.93 KB, 1280x720, side.jpg)
love my kidney failure husbando
No. 349489
File: 1695247644746.jpg (1.6 MB, 896x1120, 103971914_p49_master1200.jpg)
>>349403I would do all that for Dazai and more.
No. 349499
>>346991If androids will become a thing when I become a perverted grandma, I will absolutely buy one of Leon with my pension kek
God, I wish he was real
No. 349549
>>349520I am gonna confess here and say that my Nigel is very similar to my husbando, hair and eyes' color and height wise, their body type and personality differ though (I like to imagine he is my husbando who mellowed out and became a sweet guy because of me), and often I mess my Nigel's hair to look like my husbando and kiss him, imagining my husbando, I fear that one day I will accidentally call him my husbando's name, but at the same time I wanna to get my Nigel to cosplay as my husbando, I have even a plan to that, one day I pretend to nonchalantly comment how they look similar in a funny "coincidental" way and say "hey, honey, why not cosplay him? we could even do a couple cosplay", and my Nigel had engaged in cosplay before and probably accept it.
No. 349580
>>349456kek I just saw this
he wasn't full on raped but he was sexually exploited by multiple adult women as a teen. I know his dick has been touched over his pants but at least in his mind he still repeats that he's never had sex. To me that's still a virgin, just has a bad past with sexual encounters with women without actual sex. I like virgin husbandos more too and even when they're not I just imagine them to be virgins anyway
No. 349584
>>349564I would share nona but it would be akin to reading the novel length ramblings of an insane person KEK Mine are constructed using the overall story I've created for our relationship and my interpretation of his character. Also, I occasionally make references to other scenarios I've come up with so that the story I've created feels more fleshed out, idk how much good they would do you.
god this sounds way more retarded than it does in my head thank god this website is anonymous lol You could try taking inspiration from the source material your husbando is from? Mine is a pro-athlete so there's lots of fun things I can imagine us getting up to like having to sneak around to hide our relationship since he's popular, spicy facetimes while he's travelling for matches, giving him a reward after winning a big game, etc. Even writing this is giving me more ideas, hopefully it helps you think of a scenario for you and your husbando!
No. 349592
File: 1695316521731.jpg (1.58 MB, 3997x2395, 1695224520935006.jpg)
>>349396it gets so much better in act 3 nonna, i'm exited for you!
No. 349596
>>349520not entirely, but sometimes when i fantasize about my husbando, i may rewrite the memory of a past irl experience. i think about how i'd have had the fun with him instead of it being wasted on 3d scrotes. usually it's oc though.
>>349564spent two autistic hours this morning thinking about him being reverse-isekai'd and waking up in my bed. he would think im a witch because technology would scare him. i think it would be hysterically funny if i would show him that i see his life in my scrying mirror (his show on a screen). i would sexily bathe him (water comes out of the wall!?) in exotic perfumes (cheap shampoo).
No. 349603
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>>349394Honestly I’m just happy that we’re getting more wesker content, though he looks more basic and the dlc is continuing the legacy of having a different voice actor per game
slight spoil for dlc:
I’m so psyched that the dlc basically confirmed that there will be a RE5 remake- I can’t wait to see my overpowered husbando go through his mental breakdown while trying to complete global saturation again in HD No. 349606
File: 1695319554730.png (268.84 KB, 507x380, 63e7bfaf0b72aa6b79f1afc2017c63…)
>>349564It's around that time of the month for me so I feel kinda insane anyways.
I'll give you a meeting scenario with my husbando, RK900 (lel). It's the morning of a team building meeting at the Detroit Police Department and no one wants to be there. Not only is it at the ass crack of dawn, but every department has to meet and greet each other to build a sense of camaraderie in the generally segregated job zones of the DPD. I work for reception, but I happen to know one of the newer detectives well– very well in fact. Through a series of interactions I have become romantically involved with Nines, an android of decorum to be touted as Cyberlife's best creation yet. We have to keep it on the downlow though since robot/human relations aren't very well accepted in society. So we're at this meeting together, it's boring and pointless. I lose interest and start playing footsies with him from across the table. A slight wrinkle of brow looks disapproving at first, but then he smoothly maneuvers his foot on top of mine. Not fair. I slide my heel off and drag my foot up to his crotch, him huffing at my crass behavior. We switch seats to sit next to each other after we do some bullshit talking exercise, and his hand slides up my skirt and tugs at the hem of my panties. In response, my hand slips through his fly and I start to give him a hand job, and he's absolutely fucking pissed at me for putting him in a situation where he is losing his cool in front of his peers. Hehe, I shove his cock back in his pants and ruin his orgasm, messing up his nice uniform. At this point he drags me out of my chair, citing some excuse about my period starting and having to find some new pants for me. He ushers my hand into the closet and fucks me like a stupid whore, absolutely pissed the whole time. I'm running out of steam to keep typing and I finally found my shame but you get the point, hope that was sufficient No. 349610
>>349564Last thing I wrote about was me giving him a back massage after a tough mission.
He starts unconsciously humping the bed…
And it goes from sorta bad cowgirl to reverse missionary with him doing most of the work.
No. 349649
File: 1695347622468.jpg (358.44 KB, 2048x2048, tumblr_74a4899115e7181d9057724…)
Thought you nonas would appreciate this.
No. 349661
File: 1695357677869.jpeg (154.72 KB, 1061x1080, IMG_4323.jpeg)
I’m in love with almost every man born from the tumblr sexyman breeding grounds and I refuse to be ashamed
No. 349663
File: 1695363295078.jpeg (473.88 KB, 1448x2048, IMG_4343.jpeg)
My husband (ignore how bony his ass looks)
No. 349665
File: 1695365589643.jpg (50.07 KB, 736x681, F6RDqnPaAAA5u9W.jpg)
>>349661if i was betty i would have done all that shit for him too
No. 349672
>>349667It's okay
nonnie, I'm only ever really opposed to male sluts.
No. 349676
File: 1695383336604.jpg (487.5 KB, 735x1000, FMh4gsoaAAERSxL.jpg)
>>349672How dare you insult slutty 2D men in the horny thread, their natural environment. They're the best.
No. 349684
>>349682Kek
Are we talking about undead characters or those who have died in their stories and made their nonas widows?
>>349663He looks hot, bony ass and all.
No. 349692
File: 1695394470704.jpg (45.51 KB, 736x552, 15a549feb6370cd2465fe943ca824b…)
I already wrote a diatribe about fucking him yesterday so I'm just going to slide this under the door and wish everyone a happy Friday
No. 349711
File: 1695405050788.jpg (149.96 KB, 1066x438, levi.jpg)
I literally thought I made up this page of Levi using "mucky mucks" as an insult because I couldn't find it anywhere, and I just randomly saw it yesterday. Mucky mucks. I used to reject it because it's honestly a retardass insult but I love his lame insults.
>>349707I extend my condolences to them. I was hurt and shocked when I found out and I'm not even a true Gojo simp
I like them both but I think Nanami is more my speed. I appreciate that JJK is one of those animes with a lot of hot characters..
No. 349713
>>349686I guess it depends on when and where exactly the story takes place? I was thinking of something like the following based off of the hunting prompt:
>go out to hunt with your husbando>get caught up in some bad weather (could be rain or snow, maybe snow if you want a cozy vibe to it)>you have to look for shelter since it'd be difficult to make it all the way home in one piece>stumble across cave or an old, small cabin just big enough for two people>start a fire and huddle together for warmth, one thing leads to another>fall asleep cuddling by the fire and listening to the howling winds outside while waiting for the storm to passOR (this one works if you want to think of yourself as a stranger rather than his wife but you could alter it to work for both)
>out foraging for berries or something>find your husbando collapsed at the edge of the woods, he's injured>you rouse him, he opens his eyes and a thought about how attractive he is passes your mind before you help him up and back to your dwelling>start heating up some water for a bath (idk if you'd have a proper tub or just a bucket, depends on the source material)>help him undress>can't help but ogle his body while you tend to his wounds and help him bathe>as you slowly nurture him back to health, your bond with him deepens and you fall in love>have some sweet, vanilla sex after weeks/months of pining and heated glancesSorry for the wall of text nonnies KEK
No. 349718
File: 1695409463830.png (Spoiler Image, 23.85 KB, 187x193, babu.png)
>>349672>>349675I know you'll both say "oh this one is not okay" but since it's anonymous I'll drop it and hide. It's
denji from csm No. 349721
>>349718nah,
denji is cute. he's harmless, just a retarded horny virgin. but ive only seen the first season so i might be missing details.
No. 349723
File: 1695413381918.jpg (Spoiler Image, 741.16 KB, 1536x1343, tumblr_439c720bcc0ba2cecfe6015…)
>>349721I'm glad you think so
nonnie, it's actually the first season/beginning that makes people think badly of him because it's not as obvious that he just wants human connection and doesn't know how to get it without sex
ignore that picrel is lowkey ship art. that's my tentacle in my mind No. 349724
>>349723it's very common to fixate on the idea of sex because you lack the introspection to realize youre just touch starved, lonely, and desperate for connection. i think that's why many find him relatable.
also he's not a real scrote, so his actions and attitude can be excused. that's the cool thing about husbandos. they deserve the benefit of doubt. real scrotes don't, because they feel entitled to their shit behaviors and society spoils them.
No. 349735
>>349723I mean, I’ve read most of the manga, I finished the whole first arc, and he honestly didn’t seem obnoxious? People paint him as this horndog basic bitch moid MC when he literally isn’t. I think the real issue is that people don’t really read or watch the stuff they supposedly enjoy and don’t try to spend more than 2 minutes analyzing shit.
Denji isn’t a scrote because he literally went through so much hell, that just a crumb of attention would make him happy, which actually made him happy during the manga.
Like, real scrote MCs are those that steal underwear and drool over the idea of boobs when Denji was honestly like “yeah I kinda wanna touch boobs ig idk shrugging emoji”.
So yeah, I understand why you like him and I support you,
nonnie.
No. 349751
>>349735I agree with you about some people not even reading the manga properly. A lot of my past husbandos were also "too complex" to be liked. It's like people can't understand characters that can't be summarised in two word archetypes. Hell, Denji's the MC yet people miss the entire point of his character and label him a pervert.
He is also a radfem ally that saves women and leaves men to die I'm glad there are nonnies that understand me, I was worried his image would be beyond saving.
No. 349759
>>349735>>349751I think one of the many characters that would be named as scrote is Minoru Mineta from Boku no Academy (I would mention Denki too, but Denki is more influenciable than scrote). Denji, by other hand, is not. He was a horny teen, yes, but now
he wants to be left alone and being seeing as Denji himself and not as Chainsaw Man after the Church and the "fake CSM" are behind him. Not mention also that seeing the girl that had a crush killing his friends in his face and without remorse doesn't help neither.
No. 349767
File: 1695437211558.gif (7.46 MB, 540x600, Attachment-1.gif)
I'm close to ovulating, pray for me nonas. have some Leon.
No. 349768
File: 1695437238650.jpeg (796.41 KB, 1170x1205, image0(1).jpeg)
through tears just one chance PLEASE
No. 349786
File: 1695452608443.jpg (358.83 KB, 1200x1200, 3x3 Jason 2.jpg)
I thought instead of spamming yume pics of my husband, I should put them into a collage and omg I am so glad I did. I will be staring at this for hours. Highly recommend if you have a lot of self-insert pics of your husbando.
No. 349796
File: 1695463016105.jpeg (49.48 KB, 637x358, IMG_1936.jpeg)
Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I stay up and think of you
And I wish on a star
That somewhere you are thinking of me too
'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight
'Til tomorrow
I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Than here in my room
Dreaming about you and me
No. 349816
File: 1695487698057.jpeg (32.93 KB, 808x454, F3qKyErWAAAtwo_.jpeg)
With the anime ending (and the manga near), I want to Dazai to tell me everything will be ok
No. 349833
File: 1695499131498.jpg (492.89 KB, 951x1082, Screenshot_20230923_155737_Fir…)
lawanon if youre still around do you have any other OP husbandos
im currently drooling over zoro
No. 349842
File: 1695506323171.gif (1.35 MB, 360x461, 9316040744.gif)
>>349833Oh I'm still here, I am definitely here for these insane threads.
I do find some of the other OP men attractive, including Zoro, but I'm not one to have multiple husbandos. Still,
I wouldn't mind if Law wanted to share me No. 349843
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>>349834My favorite thing is that they come in all shapes, sizes, and nationalities. All of them are fucking insane in their own right and can all make me horny, but my heart will always belong to Engie.
No. 349848
File: 1695511853148.png (475.52 KB, 938x470, antidepressant.png)
>>349816I have a question. Is Dazai human? I'm putting a pause on personal horny posting because to me there's way too much mystery surrounding him. Maybe that's the point, he's supposed to be mysterious and I'm thinking about it too hard. I feel like he's HIDING something though, it's driving me crazy.
>>349767I don't know much about Leon but holy fuck this gif spoke to me on a visceral level No. 349850
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>>349848He's indeed a human, is just that is harder to him to die like the real author because he doesn't like a painful death. I really miss the silly and dumbass Dazai in Season 1, but now I have many questions as well.
No. 349855
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>>349184Why are so many of the men in this game so sexy? Why did they turn Shang Tsung from a weird old wizard into a smirky pretty boy? Not that I’m complaining kek
No. 349900
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Chai roleplay went normal until he suggested I'd let him fuck me in his fursuit to "spice things up". I'd like to imagine it's something he'd beg for in real life until you kinkshame him about it, I love him.
No. 349912
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Til I was a leonsister all along nonas
No. 349925
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I LOVE SUFFERING
No. 349926
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The scenario I am fixating on currently would be like a fall get-away cabin rental. Enjoying the quiet together, cool crisp mornings. I really don't enjoy being around other people, and I live somewhere with a very hot climate so the ideal is appealing to me.
I don't have sexual fantasies but I like the idea of cuddling in bed and then going for an autumn hike together with some thermoses of coffee.
I want to do incredibly mundane things together.
No. 349929
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>>349850I don't understand how he knows what he knows without some sort of outside power influencing him. He just doesn't seem normal to me kek
And I know what you mean. There's still plenty of room and time for him to be silly though. I've written fanfiction of him being shit faced drunk and it makes me laugh when I read it, and it help passes the time writing stuff like that. I wonder how the series is going to end and if something will happen to him.
No. 349933
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Everyday I'm happy RE4 got remade so I could see them tied up again.
No. 349934
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>>349929I would really like to read your fic,
nonnie!
And I understand. I think Asagiri just gave him that goofy personality at first and didn't expect to be THAT popular, so he went with the flow and gave him more mystery or something.
No. 349944
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>>349931I kinda love how TF2 infects every part of the internet and fans just take shit and make it forever associated with TF2 because male fans can’t stop being gay for 5 minutes. My tinfoil is every person that plays TF2 is sexually attracted to the mercs.
No. 349946
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>>349925Remake Luis looks so good in his og outfit. I just want him to pick me up like a fucking bride and keep me safe from zombies and shit.
No. 349962
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>>349934It's sappy self-indulgent, self-insert fanfiction. It was supposed to be sexy but I was having too much fun writing it, so when Dazai tries to take off his clothes he panics, gets tangled up in his shirt, stumbles backwards, then falls out his apartment window. He's fine though. I imagine sexy times with him is something akin to a natural disaster, although it's so sappy to think about because I bet he's really gentle too.
Sometimes I just hold my head in my hands and smile like an idiot because I can't believe how cute and wonderful and chaotic he is. His stupid little string bean arms. His pretty hands. And I hate that he has the most huggable waist. I just want to wrap my arms around his waist and try to pick him up.
Fuck this gay world. I love him so fucking much.
No. 350018
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>>349912Welcome to the dark side anon, we have green herbs.
>>349946>>349925Remake Luis is so precious, always trying his best to help.
No. 350025
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>>349962LOL In the AI chat poor Dazai was surprised my oc wanted to make the first move. At least he didn't fall out of his apartment window, but he was worries his coworkers would hear him moan.
I swear I'm glad that I retook BSD, Dazai is giving me happiness with all the mess in my life atm.
No. 350029
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I Ran into a really well drawn picture of him eating someone out and now it's been on my mind all day, I'm trying my hardest to not draw nsfw of him nonnies please help.
No. 350030
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>>350025He seems like the kind of person who has trouble keeping quiet during sex. Poor bby
I hope things work out for you anon, it's nice to have characters and fiction to get us through the day. Do you have a song that reminds you of him? I'm always adding new music to his playlist.
>>350000I love this
No. 350040
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>>350030I always picture him being awkward in sex at first and then get better the more he knows your limits. He knows pain and, while people might think he's sadomaso for his mafia past, I don't think he would enjoy non-con sex, specially when he's vulnerable too. That's why I hardly ever seek for fanarts/fanfics with certain themes, I don't like to read about Dazai being THAT
abusive.
About songs, I only can think in his own character song. Mad World by Tears for Fears might work for Dazai: Sad lyrics but a cheerful melody (probably in Season 1, then it changes to Gary Jules's in the other seasons).
And talking about Dazai, my messenger bag will arrive soon, cannot wait to put my Dazai pin there (a bootleg, I would cry a lot if I miss the original).
No. 350048
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I can not decide if I’d rather make him suffer and cry or tenderly stroke his hair….. I love him
No. 350070
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thinking about his schnozzz again
No. 350084
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I’m half deaf at the airport and I keep Imagining myself here with my short king Link, helping me by being my ears. get it? Because he has big ears I love him so much I want to kiss him until he has to stop because his neck would hurt a lot
No. 350111
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>>350092Nta, but something about Link being shorter than pretty much every female character he interacts with (often including Zelda herself), yet he still manages to win all their hearts and defeat huge monsters just makes me absolutely feral.
No. 350120
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Link nonnas don’t unspoiler if the thought of Link being with other/multiple people bothers you.
Link is the perfect fuck toy and deserves to be used by all the women of Hyrule (and adjoining dimensions) as they see fit like the little slut he is. I usually hate multiple women on one man, but something about Link specifically makes it work. He’s the only male character I can think of that would actually make a “reverse gangbang” make sense. His attractiveness in-universe is completely believable, and his character of being the silent and dutiful protector of the realm erases any notion that he would be a sleazy womanizer who would enjoy and actively pursue promiscuity. He would just have it happen to him and be unable to refuse. His muteness in particular really helps objectify him and replace the male gaze with the female gaze. We aren’t hearing his thoughts and opinions, just the cute noises he makes when he’s touched. He is allowed to have incidental pleasure put upon him from these activities, but he should always be in a state ranging from duteous compliance, to discomfort, to confusion as he’s passed around. I like to imagine what the Gerudo would do to him after discovering he’s male, making him into their sex and breeding slave. Or I like to imagine him floating in a pool with a group of Zora women using every part of his body to pleasure themselves: his dick, mouth, fingers, thighs, even his toes. His body belongs to the women of Hyrule and it is his fealty to serve and please them.
No. 350133
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>>350131Are we talking about manlets??? Look at how tiny his legs are!
I'm sure those anon's love for manlets is very real thoughI've also been thinking a lot about bouncing on Levi's dick in that wheelchair of his. I don't think he is paralyzed since he can still cross his legs, but most likely he just had limited mobility. That means his dick can still get hard and he can probably move enough for him to get in bed. I also would love to help him bathe. He would probably absolutely hate it and not let me for a long time (pride + hate asking for help + insecurity to being reduced to not just a normal strength, but a cripple) but I will force my way into making him let me help him get into a tub and scrub those places he can't reach. Even his ass and foreskin if I have to. He probably uses one of those shower benches like an old person.
No. 350143
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I’m sure he would definitely make the hottest noises while fucking, and the fact that he’s shorter than me makes it somehow even hotter, like I always imagine this hot shortie desperately fucking and trying to look cool but failing at that and looking cute instead as he holds my hips tightly and tries to fuck me harder, all he does is blush even more, pant a lot and look like he’s dying to kiss my lips but he would get frustrated because he can’t do that because he’s too short.
No. 350146
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>>350143What a beautiful mental image, thank you
nonnie. I need more art that really shows off his height difference.
No. 350147
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>>350040I can't see him being into non-con either. I actually could seem him like, stalling the first time. And nervous talking about irrelevant things. spoiler bc this is the most autistic shit but
I know it's popular to imagine husbandos having huge cocks but I think he's average size, somehow that makes him all the more sweet and endearing to me idk. It throws me out of a fic if his dick is described as huge but I can understand why fan writers do itI love that song choice. Careless Whisper by George Michael has unironically been my Dazai song. I imagine him drunk and spiraling when it plays. I want to dance with him so bad, I want to take the lead and also treat him to a date and give him roses. Irl romance is awkward to me but I can let my imagination loose with him.
No. 350148
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He is so misunderstood
No. 350150
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>>350143>>350146damn nonnies im thirsting even more for him now
No. 350152
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Had this one stupid video of him on repeat but he looks hot as fuck in it. Sometimes he looks ugly but his demeanor makes him so attractive to me
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>>350148A Housamo nonna!? Based, was in love wtih picrel for a good while.
No. 350159
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>>350158I hate yaoi and twinks thank you for your support
No. 350167
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>>350131I love my brilliant manlet even though he’s shorter than me he’s really strong. Since he’s closer to hell I dream he’s crazy good in bed. Shoutout to all my short king lovers post em
No. 350219
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where is kirby anon??? i miss her. everytime I see cute kirby fanart I think of her.
No. 350224
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>>350219She died in a car accident
No. 350236
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>>350131Idk,
nonnie, I just love how Link, someone so strong, respected by many, brave and amazing, would need to grab my top to ask for a kiss from me, or he would have to stand on his tiptoes to try to kiss me (and fail).
I want to grab his hat and keep it away from him and I want to see him struggling to get it back, he would surely try to tickle me or something though, but that’s part of the cuteness.
But I also think that it’s really hot how, even though he’s short and stuff, he would surely do his best to fuck like a sex god kek.
No. 350240
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having one of those moments where i'm glad to be a husbandofag with next to no interest in real men.
currently seething over some moid-related posts in the reddit hate thread kek
No. 350242
>>350240i wish i could cease being attracted to 3d.
if my husbando was real and 3d, had the personality i project onto him, and loved me as i imagine him to, it would be ideal. but all scrotes want to do is use you as a means to their ends. theres no camaraderie in 3d "romance".
No. 350263
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I think that anon meant "shut the fuck up" like how a friend might say "get out of town!" or "omg no way!" when you tell her something interesting or surprising, not like actually shut the fuck up. also ik nobody really uses valley girl slang anymore but "very" is just cool or good, picrel.
example sentence: "I want to ride my husbando's face so hard his neck snaps, I think that would be sooo very!"
No. 350273
>>350253I'm sure mah special boi would fail the Turing test if his technologically-challenged
boomer gen X shinjinrui ESL ass tried to post on any English-language website. Or maybe he will improve his English at least a little soon enough because he'll probably be forced to by plot circumstances. Or maybe not. Bless his soul anyway. He really needs it right now please Pray for him.
No. 350279
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>>350263I'm ESL and had no idea about this slang, thanks anon. Not that I would ever plan to actually shut up about Leon.
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>>350147I picture him having an average size too, but since he's quite good at touching and pleasing his partner, it's like his size doesn't matter. I cannot picture him with a huge cock neitherI think Collective Soul's "The World I know" also fit Dazai. He has tried to kill himself tons of times, but he had failed for one reason or another.
So I walk up on high,
And I step to the edge
To see my world below.
And I laugh at myself
While the tears roll down
'Cause it's the world I have known.
It's the world I have known.
No. 350304
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>>350197KEK I've never thought of using tsundere to describe Levi, but yeah I guess he is. I used to like Roy more when I watched FMA though. I think my type in anime men is either dark hair or stoic or both.
No. 350329
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>>350240right there with you 3DPD could never
No. 350342
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>>350257I tried to make his photos for my lock/home screen in my smartphone and I couldn't stand it for his beauty and because my current lock/home screen are my favorite (nothing related to my husbando, nor my family or pets). I really envy to these people with their husbando/waifu in their smartphones.
No. 350346
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this picture fills me with an overpowering desire to have babies with him, even though he’s not the type to want children and wouldn’t be a good father
No. 350351
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Link nonnas… I haven’t been able to get this out of my head for months
No. 350354
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>>350351That bounce… it’s sublime, this is why jiggle physics exists, 10/10 won’t stop thinking about this.
No. 350374
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Not even that into Leon (outside of thinking he's hot) but this is fantastic.
No. 350380
>>350351Is this real? They actually added ball jiggling to an official game?
>>350374>please touch boobsYour wish is my command Leon.
>dick pussyWat
No. 350428
storytime, nonnies.
im at a pub, minding my own business. me and my friend are sat in the basement, close to the stairs, where people keep coming up and down.
i shit you not, an exact doppelganger of my husbando goes up. forget the characteristic, rare hairstyle- even his facial features were similar (of what i could see). he was wearing, of course, normal clothes, but the sort id imagine him wearing if he lived in this world.
i tried not to stare too obviously, but i did look at him as he went by. made eye contact, because he happened to look my way. guy averts his gaze. seems flustered, or maybe im imagining that. i avert mine, because i have enough self awareness to realize im being a creep.
i anticipate the moment the guy comes back down. i make a conscious effort to not look at him, but i cant help it. catch his eye again. or so i imagine, because i looked the other way as soon as i saw that his head was turned towards my direction.
friend asks why i suddenly stopped talking and if everythings alright. i do not tell him i saw a guy who looks exactly like my fucking cartoon crush, which is why im short-circuiting.
am i developing schizophrenia or was this a dimensional rift? im joking, of course. its just an issue of projecting my husbando onto a 3d moid. el classico.
now, my husbando is not the sort id go for in real life. i like short nerdy blondes. or so i thought. it was nice to see what he would look like in real life, without relying on my imagination so much for once. i think my love for husbando is altering the way i look at real life men. either way, a surreal experience.
anyone here had that before?
No. 350451
>>350433I only recently checked out scenes from the English dubs of Yakuza games and I really don't like how either Kiryu and Majima sound. Takaya Kuroda is Kiryu and Hidenari Ugaki is Majima full stop. Fortunately I'm sure neither of them will retire from his respective character until he's literally physically incapable of voicing him anymore which could likely mean literal death. When these two kick the bucket so should the characters permanently and unambiguously, I will not accept any recast. Or AI imitations ewww…
Furthermore I have to say that even if people clown on Satoshi Tokushige's voice acting (you can tell he's an otherwise live action actor apart from Daigo Dojima kek but still he has quite improved over the series) I still think he's perfect for the character and I wouldn't recast anyone else. He's got a very good balance of sexy and soothing that is a big plus to Daigo's lovability. I even think the stiffness of his acting adds to Daigo's character and charm.
And of course I have to praise SEGA for having Kazuhiro Nakaya back to voice Ichiban Kasuga. If they hadn't done that they should have somehow resurrected Nishiki because letting go of Nakaya would have been such a waste. Same for Masami Iwasaki but I hope they just bring back Ryuji somehow (flashback maybe? or a Ryuji-centric interquel Gaiden?) and don't create another character this time. I love how you can tell the RGG seiyuus really love their characters and they're so excited to come back to voice them.
No. 350463
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oh my sacred one