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No. 1616622

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

Previous thread >>>/ot/1437006

No. 1616626

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first

No. 1616633

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>>1616626
This shirt reminds me of that stupid /fit/ post

No. 1616637

>>1616633
what post you're talking about nonners?

No. 1616638

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>>1616637
kek I had it saved

No. 1616642

>>1616633
This is so frutiger aero

No. 1616649

>>1616638
lmao this scrote is ok

No. 1616653

>>1616638
kek that's great

No. 1616671

I CAN’T STOP EATING BREAD

No. 1616719

>>1616671
Same, so happy to be living in Germany.

No. 1616883

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I am ovulating

No. 1616953


No. 1617009

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is this better call Saul

No. 1617024

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where he going

No. 1617027

>>1617024
inside my pussy

No. 1617031

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hissing growling moaning biting chomping tearing spitting snarling clawing shredding ripping ravaging crushing screaming kill murder

No. 1617081

>>1616633
max steel wesker

No. 1617785

I'm a bad ass girl in this messed up world
I'm a sexy girl in this crazy world
I'm a simple girl in a complex world
A nasty girl, you wanna get with me?
You wanna mess with me?

No. 1617974


No. 1617979

File: 1687788756183.jpg (40.76 KB, 482x466, 85227277.jpg)

the weeknd desperately wants to be male lana, he roped her into starboy with "stargirl" saying 'she's the female weeknd!' fuck off you are projecting, you are obviously a ftm pornsick idiot. that or a straight pornsick idiot. either way I hate abel and he needs to keep lana's name away from his everything let alone his mouth. she shits down his throat when it comes to talent and crafting an image.
tl;dr the weeknd is a bitter lesbian that wants to marry lana del rey

No. 1618466

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Near
Far
Wherever you are
I believe in tobasco on pizza

No. 1618615

>>1617979
drake-chan part 2?

No. 1618618

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No. 1618622

>>1617979
I thought her name is Lasagna now

No. 1618646

>>1618618
Their jaws look like bike seats lmfao

No. 1618685

>>1618618
Is this supposed to be Hannibal and his twink (idk his name) or do they just coincidentally look like them

No. 1618687

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She was so real for this

No. 1618688

>>1618685
I hate that gay men on twitter convinced an entire generation to call men who aren't morbidly obese as twinks.

No. 1618689

>>1618688
All men are faggots anyway

No. 1618738

>>1618618
This looks so insane

No. 1618747

>>1618687
She was an absolute queen

No. 1618760

ate half an unplanned pregnancy

No. 1618761

File: 1687875179831.gif (10.53 MB, 500x500, 1687114512458.gif)

>>1618687
damn this shit hits close to home for me. fml

No. 1618795

Kendall Jenner is clearly a psychopath. She doesn't have any emotions or life to her eyes, she also doesn't choose to be violent, but she is empty and calculating.

I despise that I even know who this person is
I live for the day I can get rid of technology and avoid this knowledge, and while I live in a society I cannot.

No. 1618803

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>>1618761
same nona i nearly got married multiple times but ultimately broke it off because i will never have kids and moids are obsessed with women having children. sorry not sorry im focusing on the bag

No. 1618809

>>1618803
what if he wants kids but prefers being with you and childless over alternatives (besides obviously wanting to have kids with me), is it going to end anyway if we've been together for years and it seems fine?
and same, i was raised to be career-focused, it's just who i am.

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No. 1618816

>>1618795
She looks robotic

No. 1618868

>>1618809
men who mention children are dead set on it, and most relationships will crumble because they will expect you to change your mind.

No. 1618890

>>1618868
he's said many times he knows i won't. we love each other but i doubt the relationship sometimes because i worry about this

No. 1619064

>>1618812
MAYBE I SHOOOOO-ooooooo-ooouuuuuld

No. 1619090

NONNY NONNY!!! NONNY WAKE UP NONNY!! NONNY BRING ME TO THE NEAREST TOY STORE NONNY!! I NEED TO BUY A DS NONNY!!! NONNY PLEASE!!!

No. 1619262

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No. 1619279

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No. 1620654

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こんにちは

No. 1620670

Someone hand me the sassy squad defuncolator we're going to Mars!

No. 1620685

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>>1620654
hello daigo

No. 1621180

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Kashoooo mimimimi

No. 1621185

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>>1621180
me in the human pet bed next to my cat in the cat pet bed

No. 1621190

uncle fester, remember him? i never knew you had a twin!

No. 1621575

File: 1688174588835.png (125.5 KB, 589x612, cowben.png)

Tell me something, I need to know
Then take my breath and never let it go
If you just let me invade your space
I'll take the pleasure, take it with the pain

And if in the moment, I bite my lip
Baby, in that moment you'll know this is
Something bigger than us and beyond bliss
Give me a reason to believe it

Cause if you want to keep me
You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta
Got to love me harder

And if you really need me
You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta
Got to love me harder

No. 1621576

File: 1688174700098.jpg (621.76 KB, 2400x1600, watching cowben perform.jpg)

I know your motives and you know mine
The ones that love me I tend to leave behind
If you know about me and choose to stay
Then take this pleasure and take it with the pain

And if in the moment you bite your lip
When I get you moaning you know it's real
Can you feel the pressure between your hips?
I'll make it feel like the first time

No. 1621584

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i can never find the right words to describe how i am feeling
fml

No. 1621628

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>>1621575
He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks,
I love the way he rides
I can hardly breathe when he’s pumping deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
Call him ‘Daddy’ while I holler, man, that boy so damn good looking

No. 1621639

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I HAVE TO TOUCH GRASS TOMORROW BUT I DON'T WANT TO SO I'M STAYING UP ALL DAY AND NIGHT TO MAKE TIME GO ON FOREVER

No. 1621644

>>1621628
>singing about jordan peterson bouncing, pumping and riding instead of lying on his back like a starfish with a benzo addiction

Cowben took some artistic liberties for his lover there

No. 1621657

When I was little and my mom would run out of dumb shit to read online she’d loudly proclaim “I’VE REACHED THE END OF THE INTERNET!” and that perfectly describes how I’m feeling right now.

No. 1621660

>>1621657
The clack clack clack of her typing in the office next to my room lulled me to sleep. Now I feel old and nostalgic for forums.

No. 1621723

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>>1621639
i tried to be strong but i'm getting sleeby gn lolcor gn sun gn moon

No. 1621729

>>1621639
I’ll never learn that refusing to sleep is not an effective way to prevent the next day from coming.

No. 1621946

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No. 1622226

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Medieval beekeepers keeping them medieval bees. They’re OK with monarchs so they’re OK with the Queen.
The bee boys swarm the queen with an erotic motion. They only “sting” once (medieval drone dick explosion!)

No. 1622236

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>>1621180
Imagine staying at a friends house and they pull out the human dog bed for you

No. 1622250

>>1622236
It looks comfy.

No. 1622253

>>1622236
I need this I love floor sleeping

No. 1622816

>>1622236
Looks comfier than any futon ever made

No. 1622819

>>1622236
Why is every nona above me saying that it looks comfy???? That bulge she's laying her head on looks like it would snap your neck in half by the time you woke up.

No. 1622851

>>1622236
My second husband had one of these when I met him. Super comfortable and it was convenient to roll up and store away for more room. There was no way to clean it of allergens though, so it turned into a sneeze factory after several years of use.

No. 1622856

>>1622819
Drink some milk necklet, to strengthen that weak skeleton of yours.

No. 1622859

>>1622851
How many husbands have you killed so far nonna?

No. 1622869

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>>1622851
>>1622859
How I imagine this nona:

No. 1622873

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Behold the dumbest monster (which people actually believed was real). Myrmecoleon: it literally just commits suicide because it was built wrong
Reminds me of a certain subspecies of man… hmm…

No. 1622879

>>1622859
No lie, one. Ironically I didn't get charged with murder, but I have been charged with murder for another man I killed. They found me neither guilty nor innocent, but a third term that means there isn't enough evidence to convict me, but if they find more in the future, they're allowed to bring charges again.

No. 1622923

>>1622879
I hope you're being serious cause that's some Stacy shit right there

No. 1622984

>>1622879
But did you do it with 11 other people aboard a train stuck in snow?

No. 1623066

>>1622984
My husband, or the other guy? Cause like a total dumbass I killed the other guy with my car in front of a bunch of witnesses. Honestly, I should have been convicted of manslaughter at the very least, but the guy killed was a good friend of the police officer who charged me, and he overplayed his hand by jumping straight to first degree murder charges when there wasn't enough evidence. Also, murder lawyers cost about $10,000 minimum, so make sure you have that in the bank before you proceed.

No. 1623070

>>1622879
Why did you do it.

No. 1623098

File: 1688325479870.jpeg (22.34 KB, 551x556, images.jpeg)

Once my life could've been Cinderella Man
But now it's just Battle of Algiers
Like MCR, might as
well for sweet revenge give three cheers

No. 1623271

the real housewives of lolcow.farm

No. 1623290

>>1623271
You made me want to rewatch that housewives parody show called Hotwives. It’s silly but I loved it.

No. 1623295

>>1623271
we watch some of the neets through their webcams, and see them type away furiously to their discord bfs because they caught them liking the pics of another egirl

No. 1623379

>>1623295
"I can't believe nona is still with daddydom99 like, seriously? I mean, I would never lower myself to that"
camera pans around the dishevelled bedroom

No. 1624902

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What's up I'm Bayden, I'm 19 and my pronouns are he/they. I'm a queer trans guy and a peer sex educator here at Stanford and today I wanna demonstrate to you folx how to practice safe queer sex by putting a condom on a banana. Here to lend a hand is my boyfriend Jordan (he/him pronouns only please). If you love getting bred in the bussy like me but don't want to stress about becoming a seahorse dad then this demonstration is for you. Any questions before we begin?

No. 1624928

>>1624902
The fact that I misclicked and somehow accidentally reported this post and my autofill thing put "autism" in the reason field is cracking me up so hard. I apologize to the mods for that but I can't stop laughing

No. 1624934

>>1624902
Who is ben shapiro and why you burgers obsessed with him

No. 1624938

>>1624934
Did you not read the post? He's a queer sex educator at Stanford university, currently in an ethically non monogamous kinky relationship with Jordan Peterson

No. 1624940

>>1624934
Hes a whiny needy bottom that needs to be dicked zown

No. 1624941

>>1624938
No thats Bayden

No. 1624944

>>1624940
>t. Jordan Peterson

No. 1624952

>>1624944
And if I am?

No. 1624983

>>1624952
Back to the frog thread, Kermit

No. 1628055

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Appalling grandparenting

No. 1629007

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chicken wingst(don't use emojis/ emoticons)

No. 1629026

>>1628055
He's helping the kid build core strength. How do you think Kiryu got so shredded himself?

No. 1630288

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you've all been lied to
canada was created to market maple syrup

No. 1630589

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I wonder what putting mochi in ur pussy would feel like. I'm not going to do it, but I imagine the sensation would be weird.

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No. 1630723

>>1630589
feels so good like a uti
drip drop drip drop all inside
antibiotics making me high

No. 1630733

>>1630723
my pussy tastes like ice cold mochi

No. 1630745

>>1630733
My pee is red like cherry pies

No. 1630747

>>1630745
i gotta taste for men who will plunder
i get a shitload of UTIs

No. 1630773

>>1630747
Bacteria are multiplying and they're making me crazy (coming alive, alive)
All the itching makes me thrash about like I got rabies, yeah

Mochi flavor, that's right
My pussy's different, it's got a bite
Antibiotics putting up a fight
Can't beat this chewy rice cake delight

No. 1631030

File: 1689100285027.gif (5.57 MB, 640x360, hamefura-bakarina.gif)

>>1630773
poundingmochiamv.wmv

No. 1631031

>>1631030
set to this song

No. 1631064

>>1629007
It bothers the heck out of me that the picture is upside down

No. 1631149

>>1629007
So… I'm retarded, but did this person use emojis?

No. 1631768

JonBenet is such an ugly and stupid name especially for a girl, what the fuck were her parents thinking?

No. 1631787

>>1631768
it's the combination of her father's first and middle names. I always thought it was pretty, but names are subjective. The real interesting thing is the conspiracy behind her murder.

No. 1631789

>>1631787
>real interesting thing is the conspiracy behind her murder
Yeah I know (the dad totally did it btw), it's just that I'm not American so anytime I hear about this case I am reminded how much I hate her name.

No. 1631887

>>1631789
Nah, her mother or Burke did it for sure

No. 1631908

>>1631887
>burke
heard this theory before, was he jealous of the attention his sister received?

No. 1631930

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>>1631887
He was like 9. I know kids can be weird but supposedly both showed evidence of sexual trauma, and I don't think a 9 year old boy would be the one to do this, rather the sociopathic businessman father. Idk if Burke knew where the secret basement was either. Seems like the dad woke up and did evil sh*t. Methinks the mom helped cover up out of disbelief or jealousy or something.

Also after a quick search, some random pedo creep wanted attention and tried to self-admit himself as the culprit to no avail (wtf). And of course he ended up trooning out……

No. 1631945

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Then again it is highly suspicious that despite us all living in a world where it's much easier to find culprits based on DNA. The police department is being suspicious. Hmmm.

No. 1631946

>>1631908
Possibly, and possibly just a sped

No. 1631948


No. 1631950

Samefag but the Ramseys also had hella people tour their house for Christmas so it could be a random creep also

No. 1631978

>>1631948
Look it's become habit from how many times I've been warned on other sites for writing out full words.
Also suspicious how the police botched the case so bad. Wouldn't be surprised if they were involved somehow. The father had connections.

No. 1632016

>>1631978
>Look it's become habit from how many times I've been warned on other sites for writing out full words.
kek the word 'shit' is literally right in the thread title and all over the site

No. 1632023

shit shit shit shit shit. see we're all adults here, right? right?

No. 1632025

fuck shit piss tranny retard

No. 1632028

>>1631978
>habit from other sites
INTEGRATE

No. 1632050

>>1631978
you can still get banned for saying shit on other sites? It's just poop, people still consider it a forbidden word? It's not like real cusses.

No. 1632055

>>1632050
i say real cusses.

No. 1632072

>>1632055
I do too, but I feel like I should stop saying fuck so much because my husbando never says it even though other people in his game do.

No. 1632073

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>>1632072
just say fuck

No. 1632078

>>1632025
>fuck
Feck
> shit
Shite
>tranny
Bollox

No. 1632312

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I'm so glad my husbando will be young forever

No. 1632320

>>1632312
If they don't buzz his shit im so sick of the stupid John and Kate plus 8 ass haircut

No. 1632325


No. 1632329

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No. 1632360

>>1632329
Someone photoshop a better haircut on him PLEASE PLEASE HURRY

No. 1632422

>getting off to ao3 fic
>site crashes just as i'm getting close
>disgruntled, i finish to something else
>not as satisfying
>check ao3 again
>it's fixed just right after i finished

No. 1632465

>>1632422
Tags :edging kek



I'm so sorry nonnie

No. 1632491

File: 1689234982802.jpg (100.59 KB, 1313x865, f4c0834a1e26192a0dfc6fdd187330…)

When the thread is stale and the chatter gets old
You ask for the mod
Or that moment again, he's insisting that anons
Interact at each other like that
When the posts of a nonny come back in redtexts
That prove she was not in fact what she seemed
Not a twin from your dreams
He's a troon who was caught

That old familiar body ache
The signs from the same pink pill in your brain
You know when it's time to go

Twenty years at the board
Then the newfags show up and fuck the entire board up
Or trying to stay for the nonnies
When keeping it how it is will only break their hearts worse

That old familiar body ache
The signs from the same pink pill in your brain
You know when it's time to go

Sometimes logging off is the strong thing
Sometimes a job is the brave thing
Sometimes touching grass is the one thing
That will find you the right place
Sometimes logging off is the strong thing
Sometimes a job is the brave thing
Sometimes touching grass is the one thing
That will find you the right place

Fifteen years, fifteen million bans
Begging 'til my fingers bled
I gave it my all, he gave me nothing at all
Then wondered why I left
Now he sits on his throne in his shit room of baits
Praying to his greed
He's got my past frozen behind screens
But I've got me

That old familiar body ache
The signs from the same pink pill in your brain
I know when it's time to go

Sometimes logging off is the strong thing
Sometimes a job is the brave thing
Sometimes touching grass is the one thing
That will find you the right place
Sometimes logging off is the strong thing
Sometimes a job is the brave thing
Sometimes touching grass is the one thing
That will find you the right place

That will find you the right place
And you know in your soul
You know in your soul
When it's time to go
You know, you know, you know, you know
When it's time to go
So then you go
Then you go
You just go

No. 1632568

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Bump for cp

No. 1632979

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SAMSARA SAMSARA SAMSARA SAMSARA
in b5 >>samsara(you still have to follow the rules)

No. 1633065

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Catto on the log

No. 1633253

I am the little seal girl. I AM the little seal girl.

No. 1633987

Weird loser

No. 1634015

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No. 1634022

>>1634015
And did

No. 1634044

my longest uchu ever

No. 1634238

i saw people online say that in the opening performance 2 years ago she wore leggings but after the first day it was deemed to risque and so they changed them to jeans from then on. And there are NO PICTURES of this rare leggings version costume only the people there the first day got to see her in them. fuck this bro FUCK THIS i am raging. I KNOW they are toned. She's so tall and sexy I want to see her legs!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1634245

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Idk why but Dominican memes ALWAYS get me I don't think there's ever been one I haven't laughed at.

No. 1634325

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These are the only men I pick

No. 1634326

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>>1634325
MEN DO NOT PICK ME
I PICK THEM

No. 1634328


No. 1634374


No. 1634858

Pizza
Pasta
Mozzarella
Rigatoni
Portobello
Il pomodoro
La carbonara
Uno risotto
E Tiramisù

No. 1634859

>>1634858
Italiancist

No. 1634968

bum bum bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum bumbum bum yoooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1635462

Fart my life into pieces

No. 1635474

>>1635462
This is my last fat fart

No. 1635537

Unga bunga ooga booga goo!!!!!!

No. 1635546

>>1635474
Flatulation, not queefing

No. 1635549

>>1635546
Don't give a fuck if my anus starts leaking

No. 1635554

Never beating the women are retarded allegations

No. 1635561

>>1635549
(fart solo)

No. 1635579

I don’t know what I just linked lol

No. 1635591

File: 1689541543085.jpg (27.97 KB, 466x466, 16677732890621.jpg)

>>1635554
Ugh ikr. Don't they know that Absolutely Retarded Shitposting Thread #22 is for smart posts only?

No. 1635592

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>>1635554
shits on u

No. 1635595

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Pronouns??? Gender?? Sexuality flags???
Why would you label yourself?? Don’t you know that labels are for soup cans!! LOL XD XOXOXO

No. 1635599

>>1635595
Please bring back the teenagers from the 00's instead of current genderspecial ones, all is forgiven even XD.

No. 1635602

>>1635595
RAWR XD

No. 1635752

>>1635595
I'd take emos over genderspecial spoonies anyday

No. 1636116

File: 1689578848266.jpeg (160.86 KB, 650x514, pasture.jpeg)

Pasture

No. 1636142


No. 1636147


No. 1636165

>>1636147
>anon herding the rest of us

No. 1636192

>>1636165
Put little horns on her and it could be Elsie!

No. 1636306

bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum

No. 1636712

File: 1689634439479.jpeg (994.94 KB, 3000x2267, Frogspawn-UK-dff84d0.jpeg)

in YOUR pond now!

No. 1636713

File: 1689634519379.jpeg (124.57 KB, 750x721, F6CBA8CA-A1CB-42A2-82CB-9943EC…)

I did my nails for the glory of the Empire!

No. 1636718

File: 1689634747022.jpg (84.4 KB, 670x666, Bier.jpg)

>>1636713
I drank beer for the glory of the empire!

No. 1636724

>>1636713
I DID DISHES FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

No. 1636740

>>1636713
Ate in-n-out borgar for the glory of the empire

No. 1636746

>>1636713
I played an otome game for the glory of the empire!

No. 1636762

I took a nap for the glory of the empire!

No. 1636768

>>1636713
Taking a shit while reading Lolcow, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

No. 1636771

>>1636713
I watched Stargate for the glory of the empire!

No. 1637342

File: 1689711987499.png (22.28 KB, 670x190, IMG_2177.png)

Kek

No. 1637436


No. 1637542

File: 1689733539556.png (4.72 MB, 1536x2048, A1147-infographic-EN.png)

spices are the spice of life.

No. 1637932

File: 1689785542567.jpg (69.47 KB, 600x600, mynonas.jpg)

we love our bread
we love our butter
but most of all
we love our nonas

No. 1637945

File: 1689786143196.jpeg (311.97 KB, 1179x1381, IMG_2103.jpeg)

Debido al SIDA…

No. 1637956

now you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs?

No. 1637961

File: 1689786608350.png (376.9 KB, 765x768, nonnanonniesnonners.png)


No. 1637979

I have a crush on Aragorn from Lord of the Rings, why there's no man like that in real life???

No. 1637980

File: 1689788106145.gif (21.81 KB, 340x270, 1685085164055.gif)


No. 1637986

>>1637979
because fiction

No. 1637988

>>1637979
he's real but you're not a beautiful immortal elf (unless you are…?) so he hasn't fallen in love with you

No. 1637999

File: 1689789577821.png (2.32 MB, 1200x675, l-intro-1619014283.png)

>>1637979
Congratulations on your husbando now go forth and write some self-insert fanfiction, make your dream a reality

No. 1638013

>>1637980
>>1637961
vidrel me and the girls rolling up when someone says ily nonny

No. 1638020

to inch closer < to centimeter closer

No. 1638029

File: 1689791148770.gif (1.91 MB, 220x220, aww-cute.gif)

>>1638013
ILY NONNY

No. 1638065

i have bought my boyfriend's mom more gifts than i've bought for my bf. i fucking love his mom so much she's so cool

No. 1638194

I HATE TINY TIM HE IS SO CREEPY

No. 1638207

>>1635561
FUCK YOU I AM SCARED OF ROACHES AND SEEING THE LITTLE ARMS WAS SCARY

No. 1638216

>>1616638
I think that's an orangutan not a monkey

No. 1638230

>>1616638
is it normal i can't look away from the monkey. like its eyes are hypnotic.

No. 1638303

>>1638065
I genuinely miss my ex's mom, she was so cute and sweet. Fast forward 10 years, and I have a fiancé (different guy obv) and the woman his dad is dating and had move in with him is such a grumpy, judgmental ultra conservative bitch. I never look forward to going over to their house for holidays and I miss hanging out with my ex's parents so much.

No. 1638346

File: 1689810322640.jpeg (143.51 KB, 621x948, IMG_8021.jpeg)

tempted to pose with my dog and do joke glamor shots

No. 1639140

File: 1689883675465.jpeg (19.44 KB, 600x300, 8419c83390f0346b6a96c2cc9d75dd…)

>>1637999
thanks anon, since my teenage years I don't have a husband to obsess, dream and write fics.

>>1637986
Its like the mr darcy thing

No. 1639141

…Muslimgauze and Kaoru Abe.

No. 1639598

File: 1689937904372.jpg (97.61 KB, 640x856, jafar.jpg)

In Norwegian, Jafar translates to "yes daddy"

No. 1639616

>>1639598
which drag race contestant is this?

No. 1639657

>>1639616
Stage name: Yesdaddy

No. 1640049

>>1639657
Yaaaasdaddyyy

No. 1640050

>>1640049
Missed opportunity for Yasmine

No. 1640960

File: 1690057273647.jpeg (137.62 KB, 834x1280, 15F5315E-C786-41DE-AB31-910FB7…)

qanon = nonaq

No. 1640973


No. 1640997

File: 1690059823858.png (107.61 KB, 922x408, youlostmeatT.PNG)

gotta love the LGBTABCDLAYFISPAINZIHATEMYSELF

No. 1640998

File: 1690059941716.gif (308.53 KB, 320x300, 687a85af6e4822caf849290da2eedb…)


No. 1641002

>>1635599
>>1635752
yes pls everything is better than the gendies

No. 1641088

>>1640997
LGBTQIA2S+- (as in we might have more or less identities possibly LGBTQ, LGB, or even L)

No. 1641099

File: 1690068967159.gif (1.35 MB, 498x498, BLAM.gif)

>"I'm here to see my gynecologist."
>AND I"M BAD LIKE THE BARBIE (barbie)

No. 1641149

File: 1690074476972.jpg (84.78 KB, 720x691, pic.jpg)

no trayng hweels lef pho yew, i pool em haerd pho yeww

No. 1642775

File: 1690218997546.jpg (235.61 KB, 800x800, Anime-Patrick-Star-Pajamas-Wom…)

hi, looking for a bff

No. 1642787

File: 1690219774844.jpeg (239.2 KB, 1170x523, IMG_8384.jpeg)

the lady who knows the bodyguards knows all

No. 1642789

File: 1690219851781.jpeg (815.99 KB, 1170x1786, IMG_8387.jpeg)

>>1642787
people knew brad pitts katrina housing thing was a scam back then and there and nobody did anything this is so predictive

No. 1642795

File: 1690220412249.jpg (184.5 KB, 1619x1080, 1652995914235.jpg)

>>1642789
but anon, he's a once attractive man. he's innocent like johnny depp!!!

No. 1642824

File: 1690221197804.jpeg (86.52 KB, 828x734, image0.jpeg)

>>1642795
Ah yes, the stooges of nineties village idiocy

"b-but ANON they are sOFT aRT bOIs now who wear skirts and hate politicians and sooo bravely and stunningly paid off the judge in their court cases! They have to be iNNOCeNT"

No. 1643253

File: 1690248590739.jpg (428.64 KB, 1536x2048, 1690086144499.jpg)

I'm bad like the Benbie
I'm a trad guy, but I still wanna party
Pink bussy like I'm ready to bend
I'm a ten, so I pull in Jordan
Like Milo, Tate, Peterson
All of the Benbies is pretty
All of the Benbies is bad
It boys and we ain't playin' tag

No. 1643270

File: 1690250038515.jpeg (372.26 KB, 1100x1653, IMG_8409.jpeg)

he may dress like the jack of all trades

but he is in fact, a master of none

No. 1643284

File: 1690251140893.png (95.75 KB, 722x222, IMG_1030.png)

>>1642789
More vintage celebrity nonsense
J-Lo

No. 1643288

File: 1690251202850.jpeg (150.43 KB, 828x404, IMG_1049.jpeg)

>>1643284
Charlie Sheen (ew)

No. 1643289

File: 1690251279833.jpeg (306.97 KB, 828x590, IMG_1047.jpeg)

>>1643288
Pre fame anecdotes like these shouldn't really count

No. 1643290

File: 1690251403354.gif (564.12 KB, 220x220, on that bennison vibe.gif)


No. 1643294

File: 1690251775037.jpeg (629.11 KB, 1170x1548, IMG_8426.jpeg)


No. 1643321

>>1642787
Makes you wonder if he was right all along

No. 1643329

File: 1690255848612.jpeg (307.57 KB, 1170x710, IMG_8432.jpeg)

clocked chris noth being abusive

No. 1643332

File: 1690256220911.jpeg (170.81 KB, 1170x389, IMG_8433.jpeg)

>>1643329
Leo D a whiny cunt

No. 1643356


No. 1643484

File: 1690265406277.jpeg (621.38 KB, 1170x1636, IMG_8444.jpeg)

Whats with so many of these rumors saying Tom Cruise is sterile and Suri isn't his daughter? I was young during the Tomkat divorce but I do not remember this particular tidbit of gossip, I was probably too young to understand it even if I ran across it

No. 1643487

>>1643484
Rumors about Tom Cruise have never stayed in one lane, so to speak. Lots of gay rumors. A group that thinks Katie was never pregnant. A group that thinks Suri isn't his. A group that thinks Connor is actually his son and not adopted. A group that thinks he has sexual relations with fish from the market.

No. 1643488

>>1643484
others since posting all the caps would be a pain in the ass

>former hotel worker had odd encounter with Elton John where he wore dirty, holey pants and requested only to speak through his staff. he drank diet coke exclusively out of cans


>Bruce Willis really enjoys snarking on people to the point where it's almost intimidating


>Mariah is a diva (expected) and her relationship with Nick was contentious (not shocking, but I don't know as much about them as other celebs)


>more nic cage stories painting him as a whackadoodle


>Leo cheated on Gisele


>erykah badu has a giant bush (love that for her)


>one for the willem dafoe girlies: he's nice, tips well and described as having beautiful eyes


>hugh jackman a nice guy


>ed harris asshole


>colin farrell experiences seem to change from person to person


>guy who was childhood friends with the lonely island said they were bros but that samberg was "irritating"


>speculation about tom cruises sexuality and him allegedly being caught with singer rob thomas in bed by thomas's wife


>speculation on the paternity of suri


>"keanu reeves like to have quickies with fat ladies in semi-public places." (I laughed)


>renee zellweger loves giving out flowers, arranging them, and is sweet

No. 1643492

>>1643487
maybe some of these are stones intentionally thrown out by Scientology

Suri does look like his kid. So does Connor though

No. 1643522

>>1643484
She looks just like him
>>1643492
He's adopted and looks nothing like him though? I highly doubt he's his from another woman.

No. 1643612

File: 1690276641119.png (634.33 KB, 705x541, brolly.png)

walking down your street like click click drip drip bitch lol

No. 1643619

File: 1690277480727.gif (7.55 MB, 540x516, tomcriuse.gif)

Tom Cruise mentioned.

Release the mouse.

No. 1643620

>>1643612
They, they they
They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut
What the fuck?

click click bitch
drip drip, aww I got them upset
(click click bitch)

No. 1643621

>>1643612
>rolls off back side of umbrella and back into shoe
I feel like I saw this in one of those fake invention books you get at scholastic book fairs 20 years ago

No. 1643693

>>1643620
kek anon yes ily

>>1643621
ayrt it literally was in a book a friend lent me like 15 years ago I've been obsessed since lmao, I think it was the art of useless japanese inventions or something. reminds me of dadaism

No. 1643998

File: 1690314120678.jpg (37.16 KB, 772x772, trickortreatstudios_com-1_72f1…)

why isn't dressing like this normalized

No. 1644004

>>1643998
scawy…

No. 1644007

>>1643998
Normalize it bitch

No. 1644013

File: 1690315073619.gif (4.36 MB, 540x230, jowhittaker.gif)


No. 1644081

>>1643998
we gave furries a chance and their fucked their dogs to death, never again

No. 1644151

>>1644081
I will beat you up while wearing my fursuit bitch

No. 1644161

>>1643998
I too wish I could go to work looking like Amanda from Saw 3.

No. 1644383

>>1644081
very true and no one is talking about it enough when furries are actually brought up (nevermind the very funny pig suit)

No. 1644422

>>1644151
Bitch your fursuit smells like earring backs and ass and you can barely walk in those cardboard paws let alone harm anyone that is above the age of 7

No. 1644428

>>1643488
>Elton John wears his comfy old pj's and drinks diet coke
>Bruce Willis is a flamer so it makes sense that he has to try to be Regina George all the time even though it's annoying
>obvious
>obvious
>obvious
>obvious
>obvious
>obvious
>obvious
>I want to see his dick so bad
>definitely
>q anon esque
>q anon esque
>based?
>believable

No. 1644438

File: 1690339494815.jpg (29.12 KB, 500x281, bb60b9d5d609bd9a2fc591fa1d98f1…)

>>1644422
GET HER ASS!!!

No. 1644526

File: 1690342297594.jpeg (281.04 KB, 1170x1485, IMG_8469.jpeg)

lol'ing at the angry guy who clearly did not want to be snapped by the google earth truck

No. 1644766

dear the lord jesus. why did you make the single hottest thing in the world a man getting dominated by another man? then make me someone who can only enjoy a fraction of that fantasy even when i get to sexually bully my hot husband because i remain an unintimidating 5'3 female?

No. 1644914

File: 1690358525707.jpg (308.81 KB, 1366x2048, fishmimi_.jpg)

>>1644422
ntayrt but what if she slithers around?

No. 1644952

File: 1690364417678.jpeg (480.29 KB, 828x874, 7BD167DE-B937-4BC0-95D0-597297…)

>>1644438
I want to edit this as Elsie
She definitely hates furries

No. 1644962

>>1644526
He doesnt look angry, he's posing

No. 1644966

>>1644962
He’s repping his crew

No. 1644988

File: 1690368897927.jpeg (121.86 KB, 778x1362, F72799B6-31CE-4930-9DB3-71534F…)

Hope all my nonnies have a blessed day
A
L
L
E
L
U
J
A
H A L L E L U J A H

No. 1645023

>>1644952
nonna pls do I beg of you

No. 1645183

File: 1690388498664.png (312.07 KB, 512x518, hinoony.png)

ily whoever this noony was (hi noony)

No. 1645420

>>1645183
hi soonic

No. 1645507

Not a muzzie, but would wearing a niqab anytime I go outside protect my skin better than sunscreen?

No. 1645510

>>1645507
Just wear a large hat.

No. 1645512

>>1645507
yes you'll age in reverse

No. 1645789

grrr gr Gr

No. 1645800

>>1645789
Is this the dog in the OP posting?

No. 1645813

>>1645789
pat pat

No. 1645826

File: 1690428377578.jpg (453.42 KB, 914x1289, 20230726_232741.jpg)

Yes, I am surgeon. I've been training for years…

No. 1645832

File: 1690428638880.jpg (36.11 KB, 384x512, fd6104a78c00a0ae3dcf810f0246cd…)

>>1645826
What do you mean "relevant degree"?

No. 1645850

File: 1690429874667.jpg (68.74 KB, 1000x1334, 8664020cc3d7387af3dd15c01b8a59…)

I need someone to kiss me goodnight right now

No. 1645853

File: 1690430227967.gif (140.67 KB, 220x222, 8BF4CA3C-D493-4ED1-A34A-E93036…)


No. 1645857


No. 1645859

File: 1690430408610.png (514.15 KB, 575x545, tumblr_o16ga6UAdy1qe7hj3o1_128…)

>>1645850
goodnight nonnie, will be drifting off to sleep too soon

No. 1645861

File: 1690430499914.gif (319.28 KB, 220x220, smooch.gif)

>>1645853
>>1645857
>>1645859
kissu sorry to repost everyone is kissing me

No. 1645863

I'm watching Showgirls for the first time

No. 1646013

well my stalker is back
and he still can't spell worth a cows tit

No. 1646185

File: 1690467460803.jpg (85.89 KB, 700x860, gimme.jpg)

My pussy when I'm ovulating

No. 1646213

>>1646013
That's fucked nonna, I hope you stay safe. But also it's funny you said he couldn't spell for shit.

No. 1646231

>>1646213
he can't. imagine a grown ass man who can't use the right your/you're or their/they're/there to save his life

No. 1646244

>>1646185
What does this even mean

No. 1646245

>>1646244
Wait is he holding a taco

No. 1646282

>>1646244
it’s a hangry pussy

No. 1646304

File: 1690477154548.png (475.13 KB, 596x351, the joke.PNG)

What do you call a TiM that identifies as a 5 year old girl?


Troony B Jones
(please someone understand, none of my friends did)

No. 1646325

>>1646304
>Troony B Jones
I don't get it.

No. 1646331

>>1646325
nta but the character on the right is named "Junie B. Jones"

No. 1646332

>>1646304
i kek'd. loved those books

No. 1646364

>>1646244
It's a very wet, ferocious and hungry kittycat

No. 1646367

>>1646304
oh man i forgot about those books.

No. 1646391

>>1646304
I used to read them all the time omg. I don't know if this was a dream or what because I was so young, but I swore the author came to my elementary school once.

No. 1646395

>>1646185
that Ice Age scene

No. 1646397

>>1646395
Which Ice Age scene?

No. 1646414

>>1646397
the cave scene

No. 1646792

File: 1690506190255.png (444.97 KB, 696x440, Screen-Shot-2022-07-20-at-9.06…)

Would you guys have a slumber party at my house? I have a spare bed.

No. 1646794


No. 1646797


No. 1646807

>>1646792
Yes. Immediately.

No. 1646827

>>1646792
I thought this was an ai generated beagle and I was scared to open it

No. 1646842

File: 1690508912856.jpg (Spoiler Image, 687.66 KB, 3024x3024, 20220924_210654 (1).jpg)

I think picrel is the reason I got banned from making Amazon reviews which is just such bullshit because I legit blurred it out because of coomers and I get punished for it. It's also a hilarious picture. I guess Amazon customer service in India didn't think it was so funny.

No. 1646867

>>1646842
the indian men working customer service punished you because they're mad they couldn't coom as fast

No. 1646878

>>1646842
why is your toe suffocating

No. 1646882

>>1646842
farmer foot
farmer foot

No. 1646906

>>1646842
Nice to see undead vampires lurk here

No. 1646911

>>1646842
they sell foot rings now?

No. 1646930

File: 1690513493629.jpg (16.56 KB, 1200x1200, Cola-Front-www.lorentanuts.com…)

>>1646842
reminded me of gummy sodas

No. 1646932


No. 1646933

>>1646842
>farmers posting their feet
Please, not again…

No. 1646936

>>1646930
>>1646842
squishes until the inside comes out

No. 1646939

>>1646936
ANON!!

No. 1646941

>>1646930
that looks delicious does it really tase like soda?

No. 1646947

>>1646941
they actually do, I really like them

No. 1646952

>>1646911
Oh yeah, toe rings were big trendy in the 90s

No. 1646955

>>1646941
Those were my favourite when i used to get the pick and mix in the cinema.

No. 1646957

File: 1690514427204.gif (714.92 KB, 400x389, 244232_83e6e.gif)

cold chicken nuggies
cold chicken nuggies
cold chicken nuggies
and a lukewarm beer

No. 1646962

>no male hooter chain
Patriarchy is like so real

No. 1646975

File: 1690515320531.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 173.07 KB, 1170x977, B7F9A07F-5813-4DBB-A234-726EF9…)

>>1646957
nice frog, terrible food choice (beer is fine though)

No. 1646976

>>1646975
why the hell did i spoiler the frog

No. 1646978

>>1646976
2sexy4lolcow

No. 1646979

>>1646976
she's a bit shy

No. 1647070

>>1646962
there arent enough attractive men for that and the few ones are gay

No. 1647074

>>1646878
>>1646911
Do people not know about toe rings??

>>1646906
KEK I am pale as fuck but I edited the pic to be close to b&w… you know… to protect my identity

>>1646930
I wish I had gummy sodas for toes

No. 1647075

File: 1690524331817.jpeg (536.4 KB, 750x920, IMG_4642.jpeg)

>>1646976
he looks like forbidden soup

No. 1647123

File: 1690528555035.jpeg (81.48 KB, 1080x1080, photo_2022-01-17 02.06.33.jpeg)

>>1647075
an exquisite gourmet dish

No. 1647131

I'm shitting after reading JoJo for hours. These wacky guys. I guess my feces would mostly be cookies.

No. 1647235

>>1647074
i know what a toe ring is but why is it suffocating your toe, like it's about to burst man

No. 1647514

File: 1690569190946.png (313.63 KB, 774x760, china.png)

REPLY WITH FLOPPA IMAGE TO RECEIVE 10 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK OR ANNIHILATE A MALE OFF THE EARTH

No. 1647519

File: 1690569340316.jpeg (31.79 KB, 600x600, 506CAFFE-CFA4-4C82-8E81-B64240…)

>>1647514
I want to get both good luck and the death of a moid.

No. 1647521

File: 1690569562421.png (511.9 KB, 750x562, 34786358792.png)

>>1647514
+1 to annihilate a male

No. 1647556

does anynonny want to play toys with me

No. 1647565

File: 1690571816169.jpg (116.43 KB, 1200x800, img_01.jpg)

>>1647556
sure nonny, do you wanna be blue or red?

No. 1647568

File: 1690572102535.gif (5.41 MB, 360x450, IMG_8712.gif)


No. 1647571

>>1647556
Yeah but you can’t be any of the nice Barbies those are mine I don’t share them.

No. 1647572

File: 1690572452215.jpeg (29.62 KB, 290x348, EA1BA53C-1F8C-457D-A59F-216E92…)

>>1647556
I’m the horse with brown spots, pick whichever you want and a baby, let’s be horses.

No. 1647581

>>1647572

Do you have any cows? I wanna be a cow. lul

No. 1647586

File: 1690573702164.jpeg (121.56 KB, 1000x550, 8BD4C46D-B91F-4481-ACB0-47CC15…)

>>1647581
Here, I got this one since I will be playing with friends, and we need cows so we can make fun of them for being cows. The bulls will be the meat that we all are going to eat. So you can be any cow you want, all of the bulls are dead.

No. 1647680

>>1647572
can i be the fence

No. 1647692

>>1647556
yeah, but only if we can play mermaids afterwards

No. 1647872

File: 1690599998643.jpg (56.67 KB, 540x720, bear computer screen.jpg)

sage

No. 1647873

snap?

No. 1647875

reminder that jannies do it FOR FREE and deserve no respect. Kill yourselves if you actually sweep on this site, especially if your name starts with a j.

No. 1647878

>>1647586
This is a rad fucking toy I want a cow truck and cows for my cow truck

No. 1647879

>>1647875
Shouldn't they get more respect since they're volunteering their time to maintain the boards? Or is there some other drama happening rn

No. 1647880

>>1647879
They deserve no respect because they do it for free. Their time is literally worth nothing.

No. 1647884

>>1647879
Honestly if you janny on an imageboard, you're probably a pedophile. I bet these farmhands watch pedo shit like Made in Abyss or literally any other anime.

No. 1647885

sage

No. 1647891


No. 1647897

>>1647891
Ask me how I know that you're one of them. Sage goes in al fields btw.

No. 1647898

How do I sage?

No. 1647919


No. 1647926

File: 1690606087169.gif (687.04 KB, 220x212, 01_057938.gif)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 1647927

File: 1690606157815.png (33.23 KB, 500x321, sage.png)

sage

No. 1647946

File: 1690609104410.jpeg (86.2 KB, 894x749, IMG_8753.jpeg)


No. 1647951

File: 1690609338303.jpeg (31.51 KB, 612x405, sage.jpeg)

>>1647946
you dropped the sage

No. 1649826

brangus breef

No. 1650660

The first time you were able and I didn’t have a chance I just had to get it done I don’t think it would hurt me but it would hurt my back so I’m gonna try and do some thing and I will try and do something tomorrow but I’m gonna have a little time… I’m sorry if I’m not bugging but I’m not going anywhere right this second I’m gonna have a hard day today and I’m not going back until Monday and I don’t know what time I’ll have a good night and I’m sorry I don’t know if I’m going anywhere or what time I will have a bad night I just want you to know I will talk with me when you can talk with you tomorrow I will be in touch with me I will talk tomorrow I will be here until I can help me with my dad and you know I love my dad and I’m not going anywhere and I’m not going nowhere but I’m sorry for the fact I love my family. - matchbox 20

No. 1650691

File: 1690867448718.png (894.2 KB, 1080x1080, le meme.png)

Times can’t get worse if they never intended on getting any better :D.(:D)

No. 1650885

SCHWIGGITY SCHVIGGITY SCHFIFTY FIVE MY IQ IS SCHFIFTY FIVE

No. 1650888

>>1650885
MY IQ IS SHFIFTY SHFIFTY SHFIFTYYYYY

No. 1651822

tell me more about nonnies

No. 1651824

>>1651822
nonnie is a bitch she's nothing like nonnie by best friend and mother figure who is a literal angel, she would literally sell you down the river and throw you under the bus and give you the shirt off her back

No. 1651825

>>1651824
fuck nonnies then. #1 nonnie hater

No. 1651835

HOLMENAOW
AHMSIXFEEFROMTHE ADGE AN IM THINKANN
MAYBE SIXFEE
AINTSOFA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

No. 1651856

File: 1690988601494.jpg (58.77 KB, 580x386, I-love-my-Nonnie-580x386.jpg)

>>1651822
Nonnies are a widely distributed and widespread group of perennial flowering organisms with a variety of colorations. They are classified in the section Nonninus within the genus Nonnininias. Nonnininias also includes anons, nonnas, nonnys, and nonettes. Commercial nonnies—both wild and cultivated—are a beautiful and non-invasive species worldwide.

No. 1651929

>>1651856
this is a beautiful post i love it

No. 1651966

File: 1690997563365.jpg (1.05 MB, 2000x2000, best nonnie ever.jpg)

>>1651856
Thank you for your informative post!

No. 1651978


No. 1652207

File: 1691020998662.jpeg (61.4 KB, 500x708, IMG_8164.jpeg)

Thank you god for giving me a back pimple right next to my shoulder blade I am coming up your cloud stairs to beat your ass soon

No. 1652235

File: 1691023844710.jpg (37.01 KB, 410x422, tardiana.jpg)

YOOOUUUUU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A DANGEROUS WOMAAAANNN
there's something bout'
something bout
something bout
something bout
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something bout
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No. 1652396

microwave murger

No. 1652918

In my mind imageboards are in such a strange place here in 2023. I was getting annoyed thinking about how my posts are way more likely to get engagement when I attach a pic, then I remembered that lc is literally called an imageboard. But it’s weird because it is one of the least visually driven forms of social media in the current day. I come to lolcow to read text on a minimalist interface kek

No. 1653103

My shits are too big. That is all.

No. 1653389

I'm still shook by the pussycat doll's comeback song after almost 3 years.

No. 1653406

File: 1691129450616.jpg (81.73 KB, 1080x1080, mxd-neanderthalervrouw-vanaf-d…)

thrivinggggggg

No. 1653461

After spending so much time around autistic internet moids I can recognize them through their typing style so easily I need a button that instantly bans them report is NOT ENOUGH farmhands take too long and they won’t ban them without proof anyways

No. 1653599

>>1653461
Teach me your ways, wise one

No. 1653653

drop that shit ali

No. 1653659

>>1653389
I've never seen this it's legitimately very good wtf…
>Feb 2020
oh thats why lol

No. 1654889

File: 1691252252927.jpg (41.43 KB, 749x724, e95eab4ea8ec18ed093568be8de223…)

Stale board threads
Hellweek came and brought you in
And I could go post and post, post and post and I will
Replies grew retarded
Newfags swept you out again
And you were just banned and banned, banned and banned

In silent screams and wildest spams
I never dreamed of this

This nonny is good, this nonny is bad
This nonny is alive back from the pastures, oh-oh, oh
These farmhands had to let it go free, and
This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

Infighting, derailing
Tinfoiled through the night with some troon
Nonna, I could go sperg and sperg, sperg and sperg
Glasses, slipping
Flickered in my mind, only you
But you were still banned, banned, banned

Been losing grip on spotting moids
You showed up just in time

This nonny is good, this nonny is bad
This nonny is alive back from the pasture, oh-oh, oh
These farmhands had to let it go free, and
This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
This nonny left a permanent redtext
This nonny is glowing in the dark, oh-oh, oh
These farmhands had to let it go free, and
This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh

(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny)

Your bait, my meds, I watched you leave
Your vent, my shitpost, I fell to my knees
When you're a NEET, you just lurk
But you come back to what you need

This nonny is good, this nonny is bad
This nonny is alive back from the pasture, oh-oh, oh
These farmhands had to let it go free, and
This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
(This nonny) This nonny left a permanent redtext
(This nonny) This nonny is glowing in the dark, oh-oh, oh
(This nonny) These farmhands had to let it go free, and
(This nonny) This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh

(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny)
This nonny, this nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh

No. 1654938

>>1654889
THE QUEEN IS BACK

No. 1656275

>>1654889
now do the k-on ones too please

No. 1656305

File: 1691359888327.gif (2.03 KB, 96x96, 5ad9b8efd_02ee286f_100.gif)

I love this gif

No. 1656435

File: 1691367195392.jpeg (119.97 KB, 736x518, IMG_3275.jpeg)

tonight I will not get distracted while watching a movie tonight I will not get distracted tonight I will

No. 1656558

File: 1691377169489.png (137.31 KB, 480x270, letsgo04.png)

>>1656275
sure, I'll start with Cagayake! GIRLS

Shitposting Now
Seriously Retarded Never Ending Nonnies' Talk
We can't wait for the end of lolcow.school bell chime
Even if you're late, infighting early is a no, no, no!
We'll go and Farm After School

The key smashing won't stop,
going full throttle inside our boards
Blogposts, a-logs, vendettas, We'll wrap them up with a nice redtext
We gather milk for a Cow Type Version, and put it into
A nonnies-only print club album and a diary written with gossip

If we avatarfag just 2 times, we'll be able to banevade
Further than yesterday,
and sockpuppeting higher than the day before

Derailling Now
Seriously valid Never Ending Nonnies' Life
We're schizo every day, it's now or never 'cause we're banned!
Even if you log on early, going to bed early is a no, no, no!
Posting with all I've got, "Take meds!"
Seriously autistic Never Ending Nonnies' Song
Our afternoon farm time couldn't be better
Our selfpost is unrequited, but it's an honorable fagging, so Here We Go!
When we milk we're Sperging After School

Is it because we're living so unhingedly? Every day is full of nitpicks
We'll have to take a mental health test on doxxing and cowtipping,
and put a hold on hornyposting for the time being
The second period bell sounds,
along with my 4th dimension husbando
Ugh, I accidentally killed him,
checking the secret book I wrote my fanfiction in

When I vent my trauma at 3 am, I saw it
Though my reply window was white,
isn't it sweet when the thread is all rose colored?

Shitposting Now
Seriously retarded Never Ending Nonnies' Talk
We can't wait for the lolcow.school bell chime
Even if you're late, infighting early is a no, no, no!
We Lurk with all we got, Enjoy!
Seriously autistic Never Ending Nonnies' Song
Our afternoon farm time couldn't be better
It's an unusual cow, but Here We Go!
When we milk we're Sperging After School

It's an NEETernal loop
My moods go down, up, down, up
But my BPD is always going
Up, up, up and up
Laughing just from posting together
Happiness just from farming
…That's pretty environmentally-friendly, huh?

Derailing Now
Seriously valid Never Ending Nonnies' Life
We're schizo every day, it's now or never 'cause we're banned!
Even if you log on early, going to bed early is a no, no no!
Posting with all I've got, "Take meds!"
Seriously autistic Never Ending Nonnies' Song
Our afternoon farm time couldn't be better
Our selfpost is unrequited, but it's an honorable fagging, so Here We Go!
When we milk we're Sperging After School

So
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg

So
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg

No. 1656573

File: 1691378931216.jpg (249.71 KB, 1296x730, 5384-h_2017.jpg)

>>1652235
i'm so excited to embark on a new romantic adventure with a sex positive ethically non-monogamous (closeted) liberal feminist such as yourself. with your enthusiastic consent i would very much like to spank your krabby patties with my spatula.

No. 1656741

File: 1691400092078.png (552.37 KB, 704x530, mahariz - flickr.png)

>>1656558
anon, ilysm. I always picture you singing to me. I wish you were human.

No. 1657726

File: 1691491529191.jpeg (191.87 KB, 830x1187, IMG_9483.jpeg)

I’m literally doing the loudest, most disgusting, smelliest farts I’ve ever done in my life. All the force of a loud fart and the lingering stench of a smelly fart. I’ve been pointing my ass out of the window and trying to fart it outside because I’m about to gas myself to death. All I ate yesterday was a packet of crisps, an apple and a cheese, fried onion and ham sandwich.

No. 1657736

>>1657726
I’ve been there nonna, a few times mine were so bad they woke up my Nigel and made him go sleep on the couch. Like stinky cat farts.

No. 1657745

File: 1691493219680.png (12.49 KB, 650x306, 3733A5D6-A45C-47BF-9911-FA7F62…)

>>1644988
H A L L E L Y A A A

I’m most probably manic and boi it feels nice I love when this happens and I’m not being weird and intense with my mania. Just vibin. Just being an ol fashioned goofball Yknow. Feels good nonnies. Also the dumbass shit thread is broken for me is it just me or is it broken for anyone else.

No. 1657799

>>1657726
>One dead after one nonnie's out of control farty rocking leaves house unlivable

No. 1657874

File: 1691503149689.png (304.81 KB, 402x281, milk.PNG)

>>1657726
made me giggle, reminded me of this

No. 1657880

MEGA BLOKS ARE SUPERIOR. LEGOFAGS CRUMBLE UNDER OUR SUPERIORITY

No. 1657881

>>1657880
>TFW NO FINE MOTOR CONTROL
STAY MAD MEGANERDS

No. 1658473

>>1657874
SHE DID NOT SAY THIS.

No. 1663595

File: 1691958166645.jpg (200.36 KB, 1136x866, sans undertale aus.jpg)

tag yourself

No. 1663599

>>1663595
undercontrol sans

No. 1663604

>>1663595
six bones

No. 1663721

>>1663595
candytale

No. 1663727

>>1663595
has anyone else noticed how the sans au selfcest phenomenon was basically the onceler fandom 2.0

No. 1663730

>>1663595
I'm the blank space at the end.

No. 1663731

>>1663595
Hungertale

No. 1663817

File: 1691975146412.jpg (353.45 KB, 1225x1319, 88266807_p22.jpg)

>>1663595
wait, I didn't see Underfell, I gotta rep my man

No. 1664021

File: 1691997671557.png (41.45 KB, 746x416, olives.png)


No. 1664103

File: 1692004303616.jpg (224.55 KB, 2048x1366, gettyimages-169274695-2048x204…)

hi

No. 1664114

File: 1692005568661.jpg (123.69 KB, 1300x866, 11920915-three-business-people…)


No. 1664116

File: 1692005691190.jpg (93.87 KB, 1197x912, ofwefw.JPG)

>>1664103
>>1664114
You gals wanna get lunch later I know a place

No. 1664121

File: 1692006165715.jpg (194.99 KB, 1000x667, 1000_F_73989774_J83IUFcnyLrqTm…)

>>1664116
Have a good one, ladies, but I gotta work…

No. 1664130

File: 1692006813445.jpg (174.24 KB, 1125x1125, a08b9e9259432d240890878141d0fe…)

i'm high as fuck and just wanna be shtoopid :^) i wanna be a hippie( :^))

No. 1664132

File: 1692006920146.jpg (9.92 KB, 239x266, LAUGH.jpg)

>>1664121
HAH fuckin losernona

No. 1664136


No. 1664142

File: 1692007939841.jpg (145.46 KB, 1300x865, 67548817-76655.jpg)

BEEP BEEP VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

No. 1664143

File: 1692007955373.jpg (135.04 KB, 957x1300, young-man-eating-sld03.jpg)

>>1664132
Uhm hey Jessica looks like we've got matching lunchboxes today ahehe anyway can I sit with u

No. 1664179

File: 1692010750571.jpg (147.58 KB, 1241x1123, F2nd21nXsAABvma.jpg)

Good morning/afternoon/evening wherever you are in the world, my nonas <3

No. 1664190

File: 1692011641585.jpg (33.9 KB, 749x602, FnnZKU8WYAA1oiX.jpg)

>>1664179
ty nona

No. 1664257

File: 1692020201968.jpeg (401.44 KB, 1280x1339, 1641680124933.jpeg)

>>1664179
STAY HYDRATEDDDDD

No. 1664271

File: 1692022011739.jpg (46.74 KB, 570x570, 2683be072ffed04d34a0b7e882e9a2…)

Give me all your cheese, NOW, NOW NONNY I AM NOT PLAYIN WITH YOU

No. 1665875

File: 1692146052996.jpeg (117.15 KB, 700x1050, IMG_5980.jpeg)

>>1664271
Okokok open wide!

No. 1665912

lolcow.harm

No. 1665924

File: 1692149054342.png (335.34 KB, 490x334, 928747923849832749832749.PNG)

>>1665912
lolcow.parm

No. 1665938

File: 1692150767271.gif (2.23 MB, 179x169, MOSHED-2023-8-15-21-54-54.gif)

>>1665875
>>1665924
YES!, YESSSSSS!!!!!!

No. 1665949

File: 1692152086070.jpeg (156.45 KB, 820x1024, IMG_3246.jpeg)


No. 1665952

File: 1692152384141.jpeg (46.12 KB, 1000x668, IMG_0991.jpeg)

>>1665912
bowlmeow.charm

No. 1666569

Moids, scrotes. Scrotoids smegmoids dickhavers tail-havers (the tail is in the front = ABOMINATION)

No. 1666619

File: 1692219126837.jpeg (121.82 KB, 1178x1017, Fs00nl2aYAEr7Ao.jpeg)

>>1665938
I know it's a random question but anon, how did you make the image shake/wiggle/tremble/quiver/shudder/palpitate? Did you use a website?

No. 1666668

I NEED MORE BULLETS!!!!

No. 1666669

>>1666668
HASTA LA VISTA BABY!

No. 1666670

>>1666669
THAT'S A BIG WEAPON SIR

No. 1666712

I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

No. 1666801

File: 1692233861285.jpeg (61.03 KB, 473x355, nonitas.jpeg)


No. 1666808

>>1666801
fruna my beloved… thank you for creating tabletones

No. 1666812

>>1666808
did you seriously eat the nonacitas

No. 1666820

>>1666812
yeah, they're alright. i prefer the other cookies tho

No. 1666822

>>1666820
that explains why lc is so dead. you ate all the nonnies here

No. 1667532

File: 1692271112853.jpg (12.21 KB, 292x270, givethemback.jpg)

>>1666820
SPIT IT OUT, NOW.

No. 1667534

>>1665949
This really mesmerizes me. I’ve come back looking at it quite frequently since you posted it. Something just catches my eye. This is based on the doja cat pic right. Makes sense too if you have played totk

No. 1667549

File: 1692272944612.jpeg (11.97 KB, 155x275, 1692228695531 (1).jpeg)

I hate when I can see the actual lip in lip filler, this shit looks crazy

No. 1667550

File: 1692272994644.jpeg (16.68 KB, 154x274, 1692228695531.jpeg)

>>1667549
Like using can't stop staring, it looks so horrible

No. 1667560

File: 1692274157225.jpg (20.8 KB, 620x382, 983543.jpg)

>>1667550
>>1667549
I can't even make it out

No. 1667602

File: 1692278710015.jpeg (55.11 KB, 480x582, literally an ant.jpeg)

>>1667549
>155x275
>154x274
don't you have something 10–50 times your weight to carry back to your mound?

No. 1667609

>>1666712
jump down jump down and then… say some fucking gay shit nonnita

No. 1667611

>>1665912
lolcow.harem

No. 1667661

QUIERO CHILAQUILES!

No. 1667678


No. 1668148

>>1667678
The golden age of youtube tbh. I still sometimes watch their guide to be a gentleman video and laugh my ass off.

No. 1668308

>>1668148
SAME! I just watched that and their Deadly Twister videos last week and laughed my ass off, that was peak YouTube before everything went to hell. I miss the old Filthy Frank days

No. 1668332

File: 1692333934842.jpeg (131.05 KB, 1200x695, IMG_3324.jpeg)

Every time a scrote gets naked in front of me

No. 1668513

File: 1692358986028.png (180.81 KB, 630x497, wait.png)

Lyric nonnie, can you sing All Gummed Up Inside, please?

No. 1668796

File: 1692376111007.jpeg (168.82 KB, 1440x1800, [image] - 2989502.jpeg)

>>1668513
sure thing gunter

I can't keep posting this vent any deeper
Why do I keep spergging if I can't keep her?
Every thread I make is just another mistake
I wonder what it would take
Because it feels like there's a cow inside my board
Like there's a cow inside my heart
It's like this cope is gonna consume me
If I keep whiteknighting for this thing to start
Ohh, I feel like I'm all nonnied up inside
It's like I'm all nonnied up inside
It's like I'm all nonnied up insi-i-de, i-i-ide
Ugh

No. 1668927

File: 1692383534474.gif (33.92 KB, 220x220, gunterClap.gif)

>>1668796
aaaa thank you, thank you! ♥ I really needed this pick-me-up.

No. 1669009

>>1668308
>>1668148
yesss nonnies we need them back!! are you guys down for some cancer crew binge on the lc moovies room?

No. 1669012

>>1668308
Kek same, sometimes I go through their videos again for some comfort laughs. It really was that period of time just before YouTube turned to shit. Can you guess what The Rock is cooking?

No. 1669328

>>1653103
Still too big.

No. 1669460

File: 1692423655626.gif (49.57 KB, 220x222, froggy-shocked.gif)

No nonnies?

No. 1669463

>>1669460
what am I
???????????????
If not your nonny?

No. 1669464

>>1669460
I'm here nonny!

No. 1669475

File: 1692425521782.gif (2.11 MB, 640x222, grind3h-froggy.gif)


No. 1669497

File: 1692430773862.jpeg (81.42 KB, 640x636, 1905BA5A-0E5B-4E6C-8A93-500918…)

Scrotes mad that this beautiful man with a banging body is not photoshop he’s 6’8” with a 13 inch penis. He’s also 15 and fertile with freshly dropped balls I would like to take his virginity while his cock is still big and before it gets whittled down by puss and also so he will bond with me. Any moids who wanna argue go google buff abs nude

No. 1669498

>>1669497
if women talked like scrotes about guys be like

No. 1669550

>>1669498
what does this mean

No. 1669785

>>1669550
If women talked about men like how men talk about women

No. 1669822

File: 1692470792884.jpg (56.33 KB, 1350x1800, 628ecd90da6f2872bbf7995f_Hangm…)

B _ _ _ _ _ _ M

No. 1669824


No. 1669825

File: 1692471018271.png (186.8 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1669826


No. 1669827


No. 1669830

File: 1692471119110.png (104.79 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1669833

>>1669827
B O _ _ _ _ _ M
sorry flood error reeeeee

No. 1669844


No. 1669869

File: 1692472887715.png (105.25 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1669870


No. 1669871

>>1669870
B O _ _ _ I _ M

No. 1669874

File: 1692473150370.jpg (5.31 KB, 275x183, images(13).jpg)

>>1669869
nooooo why are we so bad at this

No. 1669875

>>1669871
S!
BOTULISM?

No. 1669876


No. 1669877

>>1669875
we got a winrar

No. 1669878

>>1669874
oh nevermind it's just me, exclamation mark anon has saved us

No. 1669879

ANOTHER ROUND
ANOTHER ROUND
ANOTHER ROUND

No. 1669886

File: 1692473509474.png (103.92 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)

E _ _ _ _ _ _ G

No. 1669890


No. 1669893

File: 1692473840059.png (104.58 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1669897


No. 1669899

File: 1692474163635.png (104.58 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


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No. 1669903

File: 1692474250507.gif (4.85 MB, 400x300, kms.gif)

>>1669899
oh ok, not A, that's fine that's fine

No. 1669906

File: 1692474327521.png (105.02 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1669908


No. 1669909


No. 1669910

File: 1692474433494.png (105.5 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1669911

>>1669909
E _ _ _ _ I _ G

No. 1669913


No. 1669914

File: 1692474647973.png (105.96 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1669916


No. 1669917

>>1669916
E N _ _ _ I N G

No. 1669918

>>1669914
Can you also render a dick and balls so we can get a few bonus rounds

No. 1669928

>>1669918
yes you do get dick and balls and face even

No. 1669933


No. 1669935

File: 1692475274817.png (106.32 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1669941

>>1669914
L A S B R T
C!

No. 1669942

>>1669928
Thanks nonna mwah
O?

No. 1669943

>>1669941
>>1669942
E N C O _ I N G

No. 1669945


No. 1669947

>>1669945
yeyeyeye
ENCODING

No. 1669996

>>1669947
that was fun, thanks anon

No. 1670005

>>1669947
Thanks nonita, that was fun! I totally thought you were a German anon fucking with us for a second kek. Let's play again sometime!

No. 1670529

SHUT YOU FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKERRRR YOURE A COCK SUCKING ASS LICKING UNCLE FUCKERRR

No. 1670530

also can we do another hangman round

No. 1670587

File: 1692539433555.png (109.66 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)

>>1670530
W _ _ _ _ _ _ R

No. 1670591

File: 1692539631711.jpg (24.16 KB, 375x296, 5321879.jpg)


No. 1670593


No. 1670594

>>1670587
worldwar

No. 1670595

File: 1692539687009.png (110.72 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)


No. 1670597


No. 1670599

>>1670597
W _ _ _ _ _ E R

No. 1670601

>>1670599
oh my god I finally got a letter right

No. 1670602


No. 1670604

>>1670602
W _ _ _ T _ E R

No. 1670612


No. 1670613

>>1670612
W _ _ _ T L E R

No. 1670617


No. 1670619


No. 1670621

>>1670617
>>1670619
W H _ S T L E R

No. 1670623

>>1670621
Whistler

No. 1670624

File: 1692540735043.jpg (27.25 KB, 1280x720, winner.jpg)


No. 1670625

>>1670623
I know it's a word but it doesn't sound like a word

No. 1670628

File: 1692540903896.jpeg (198.18 KB, 800x550, Rufous_Whistler_male_kobble.jp…)


No. 1670629

File: 1692540909868.jpg (329.16 KB, 1248x702, yahooo.jpg)


No. 1670630

>>1670629
I love this little fellow

No. 1670999

>>1669785
THANK U

No. 1671360

File: 1692591701328.jpeg (374.59 KB, 1170x635, IMG_0737.jpeg)

semi annual lc meetup be like

No. 1671370

File: 1692593088813.png (351.48 KB, 700x395, 28790531.png)

>>1670624
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

No. 1671470

File: 1692604144695.png (6.84 KB, 67x56, miss u nonny.PNG)

>>1671360
oh my gosh that's me and nonna in the back! we had so much fun that year.

No. 1671723

>>1669009
I would absolutely be down

No. 1672038

ummmm….. hi. hihiihhehheh

No. 1672041

>>1671360
then all the girls strip down to prove they're scrote ass eaters

No. 1672627

File: 1692687504144.gif (886.2 KB, 468x230, at nonnyfest.gif)

MOVE YOUR NONNY, EVERY EVERYNONNY
MOVE YOUR NONNY, C'MON NOW EVERYNONNY
MOVE YOUR NONNY, MOVE YOUR NONNY
EVERYNONNY C'MON NOW EVERYNONNY

No. 1672721

File: 1692704906046.jpg (898.47 KB, 2262x2600, Geschichte_des_Kostüms_(1905)_…)

Bring back male fashion

No. 1672723

>>1672721
Agree.
Guy number 4 has a rocking outfit.

No. 1672725

>>1672721
more like bring back males whose lives were so disposable that they were allowed to flagrantly flout sumptuary laws

No. 1672728

>>1672725
Why should we bring back sumptuary laws? Let everyone be fancy.

No. 1672738

>>1672721
I like the pants worn by the guy on the bottom left. I know it’s probably not supposed to but that one side looks like barbed wire

No. 1672899

I’m listening to hard techno whilst crocheting a winter hat. Am I okay?

No. 1672909

>>1672899
You sound based as hell to me

No. 1673036

>>1672899
share your hard techno crocheted winter hat nonna

No. 1673098

>>1672738
Looks like a harness with silver stars, dope asf.

No. 1673183

>>1672899
>winter hat in the summer

where do you live

No. 1673190

>>1673183
the north pole

No. 1673193

>>1673190
Say hi to the walruses

No. 1673197

>>1673183
In my country we have a saying that literally kinda translates as "wise people build sleds in the summer and carts in the winter"

No. 1673278

>>1672909
>>1673036
I ran out of yarn, but would recommend. Kept me going! I will share if I remember
>>1673183
Sunny England kek.

No. 1673442

I will be better everything will get better fingers crossed fingers crossed please

No. 1673957

File: 1692765582293.jpeg (511.29 KB, 1080x1620, awaken in meadow.jpeg)

You awaken in a meadow. Surrounding you is tall grass and wild flowers. The sun is low in the sky and there is dew in the grass, the air smells fresh, the sky is pale. To your left is a stand of thick trees, so thick the sun cannot penetrate. To your right the meadow stretches onward, who is to say what is beyond the horizon? In front of you the meadow transitions into a thick brush, you may be able to walk through it, but it will take a lot of effort. Behind you is a break in the meadow where a large pond stands. It is easy to walk around this pond, but there may be something interesting about the pond itself.

Nonnie, what will you do next?
im not using AI, if you feel like being silly with me

No. 1673961

>>1673957
Leap out as fast as I can because the chiggers and ticks are going to dissemate me

No. 1673965

>>1673961
Southern nonny entered the chat.

No. 1673971

>>1673965
My dreams are constantly ruined by reality its so annoying.
>pretty outdoor scenery
Oh fuck bugs, go inside

No. 1673972

File: 1692766145010.jpeg (195.76 KB, 1080x726, enemy encountered - tick.jpeg)

>>1673961
mood You leap out of the tall grass toward the pond, you stand on the dirt and shorter grass near the edge of the pond and inspect your legs for any blood suckers… There is a tick on your right calf! It's still crawling and hasn't bitten you yet.

What does nonnie do next??

No. 1673975

>>1673972
I squeeze my eyes closed and envision a lighter and it appears in my hand and I marinate that sucker until it shrivels and falls

No. 1673986

File: 1692766665632.jpeg (113.62 KB, 1080x1619, level up.jpeg)

>>1673975
New skill unlocked
You've discovered your ability to will objects into existence and have successfully burnt the tick to death without acuring any bites! With your new ability comes new possibilities. You are standing at the Pond, in front of you is the Meadow, to your left is the Stand of Trees, to your right the Meadow continues, behind you is a Dirt Road.

What does nonnie do next?

No. 1673997

File: 1692766982822.gif (294.69 KB, 500x209, AdvancedColorlessCarp-size_res…)

>>1673986
He materializes in front of me and I suck him off so hard I wake up with lockjaw

No. 1674009

File: 1692767289420.gif (155.64 KB, 356x200, 200 (1).gif)

>>1673997
You've successfully ruined my fun and you died from your terminally fatal and deadly lockjaw.

No. 1674012

damn what a playthrough I'm subscribed

No. 1674021

>>1674009
I just sucked him off again

No. 1674025

File: 1692767785909.jpg (54.44 KB, 640x480, 371ae5605794e18f04c97e59a31941…)

>>1674021
I hate you nonnie I had envisioned so much more than this you've tainted everything dear to me jk love you muah muah

No. 1674086

>>1673957
pick up a rock and throw it in the pond

No. 1674089

File: 1692770360343.jpg (101.96 KB, 749x704, Capture.JPG)

(Obama voice)
The issue of gamer head dents has become a growing concern in recent times. It is a matter that requires our attention and careful consideration. The impact of prolonged gaming sessions on the physical well-being of individuals cannot be ignored. We must work together to find solutions that address this issue in a sensitive and effective manner. It is important to approach this matter with empathy and understanding, while also promoting healthy habits and practices. By doing so, we can ensure that gamers can continue to enjoy their passion without compromising their health and well-being.

No. 1674100

>>1674089
my dream man has gamer dent, gamer neck, and gamer hunch, its so sexy!!!

No. 1674222

>>1674089
I think I have a small dent on my head. But my noise cancelling headphones save me from the unbearable sounds of humans, so I guess I gotta become a dentist.

No. 1674689

File: 1692813251787.jpg (184.83 KB, 1063x1428, a.jpg)


No. 1674692

>>1674689
My right boob is bigger than my left too!

No. 1674694

>>1674089
LMAO, it doesnt help they barely use their brains. Men are the weakest of the sex.

No. 1674695

>>1674689
Me too lol

No. 1674696

>>1674689
>>1674692
This has to be a universal woman experience. Same here.

No. 1674702


No. 1674953

>>1674696
Opposite for me. I’m left handed though.. is that a thing? Are you all right handed?
If so this is really fucking weird

No. 1675145

File: 1692831517343.jpg (49.37 KB, 640x800, 98b24fa6b863520fd984f8a333a71d…)

I know it's a board meme at this point, but DAMMIT! I AM A BORZOIFAG and I really want one! I have loved them for a long time and treasure their horsey snouts. I wish I could have one but the two biggest things are that my schedule can get hectic and that my landlord doesn't allow pets. But there was ths dumb bitch who had a yappy dog that was constantly off-leash!! And she got it into our complex because it was an emotional support dog (NOT). Why can't I have a sweet little lady of my own!? I'm constantly lonely with friends and family far away. I wish I could have a little pup to walk and snuggle with. Why does a dumb basic-ass hoe get to lie and have an untrained dog but I can't keep a dog I'll train and be responsible for!? Life's not fair.

No. 1675157

>>1674953
yeah me right handed and right boob big

No. 1675162

>>1674689
my left one is bigger and it always seemed that was the most usual way

No. 1675163

>>1674689
i must be a freak of a nature then, im right-handed but my left boob is bigger than my right

No. 1675178

>>1674689
My right boob is bigger but only because of a cyst I had when I was 15 that stretched the skin a little bit

No. 1675300

>>1675178
>>1675163
>>1675162
>>1674953
>>1675157
how can you tell which of your boobs is bigger???

No. 1675546

>>1674953
i am right handed but left boob bigger

No. 1675565

Riot Grrrl means the absolute world to me, as a girl in the punk scene I'm almost always looked at like I'm less than, like I can't also beat the shite out of a cunt if I needed to, like I can't also play insanely well guitar while shitfaced, like I can't patch my own clothes, like I can't be as tough and "cool" as the men and boys in the scene. When I was younger I felt like I couldn't be in a punk or grunge band, because I was a girl and all I knew of was primarily male punk and grunge bands. I discovered Courtney Love / Hole at first and fell in love, especially with Courtney, but just as much the idea of a badarse woman screaming, moaning and yelling about how fucking shit it was to live as a woman in a world designed to put us down. I swear something woke in me that day, ever since then I've been exploring everything about myself more, fashion, identity, music, interests, opinions, ideals, goals and etc. Hell, I started biting back at my macho punk friends and their borderline sexist "jokes", I for once am looked at as an equal because I demanded that I would be, thanks to Riot Grrrl. Riot Grrrl has lit a fire to so many girls I know too, we're doing everything men "usually do" and we're fuckin' thriving. We're on the streets demanding rights.

No. 1675593

File: 1692867465093.png (322.15 KB, 860x997, iu.png)

>>1675575

No. 1675692

I went to the op shop (thrift store) when I was 18, bought a pair of tomato-red bell-bottoms and sewed them into skinny jeans and called them my "mason pants" because of this vid. wore them to the club and table-danced and scored my first kiss. he said "may I kiss you" and I stared at that asshole for a good minute until I said "you may" (lil asshole/he ended up breaking my heart lmao myspace days so rawr)
remembered this yesterday, dug the cd out and have been doing toughies through the hood to Control in my hyndai goml

No. 1675786

>>1675300
Well, in my case it’s blindingly obvious. Not as bad as shatna tho

No. 1675901

>>1675692
Can't believe you converted bell bottoms into skinnies, I hate you for that.

No. 1675903

>>1675901
You're too young to understand.

No. 1675908

>>1675300
I just look at them. My right boob and areola is super noticeably bigger.
>>1675575
I h8 u
>>1674953
Yeah I'm right-handed too.

No. 1675909

>>1675575
Mine were too until I hit 24 but I wish you well

No. 1675920

>>1675903
No bish I was there, I just love bell bottoms, especially colored ones.

No. 1675922

>>1675575
I'll be the judge of that, slap them babies on the screen!

No. 1675924

>>1675920
Then make some? It's super easy.

No. 1675926

>>1675924
Ma'am you are misunderstanding my complaint but I'll let it slide because you're cute

No. 1675971

File: 1692897736156.png (193.68 KB, 340x391, oh.PNG)


No. 1675988

boooba

just wanted to write boooba. Mammaries. milkies.

BOOOBS yo!

No. 1676289

File: 1692919960558.jpg (125.79 KB, 599x800, 1632939135301.jpg)

i think it's weird for males to like devil may cry or metal gear or yakuza idk how to explain it but it's just not right those games are for women and males will never understand

No. 1676503

File: 1692937298675.jpeg (75.73 KB, 695x720, IMG_1262.jpeg)

He’s so cunt.

No. 1676506

>>1676503
look at my little smol bean. the scrunkle. so cute when hes angry

No. 1676508

>>1676503
Hes so baby

No. 1676516

File: 1692938505237.jpg (22.83 KB, 608x342, 8675309.jpg)

>>1676503
I am the Don

No. 1676561

>>1676503
maybe he'll leave the celebricows thread for good now that he's back on xitter

No. 1676562

File: 1692943910011.jpg (88.46 KB, 861x1209, Es7SgKhXAAkt9jR.jpg)


No. 1676569

>>1676562
is that the hamilton bloke

No. 1676573

>>1676569
Um sure (idk what that means)

No. 1676577

>>1676573
hamilton musical dude

No. 1676581

File: 1692944553191.jpeg (495.02 KB, 1500x2000, 1595454839666-dr1iec2u4aaauoi1…)

>>1676577
ok that's not him but wtf is this thing

No. 1676582

>>1676581
Hes so baby

No. 1676598

>>1676569
that's unfunny news man jimmy fallon

No. 1676658

>>1676581
god i hate his fucking face so much. hes such a tryhard ugly tasteless retard

No. 1676702

>>1676503
he is SO queer coded

No. 1676713

File: 1692957697691.jpg (21.24 KB, 864x767, 963300214975790.jpg)

>>1676503
he's serving

No. 1676783

>>1676713
Why did you post the same picture again?

No. 1676881

Just rubbed my eye clit

No. 1676919

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

No. 1676929

File: 1692978260432.jpg (20.88 KB, 400x400, Xw4vNMF5_400x400.jpg)


No. 1676940

>>1676713
He has my vote.

No. 1677211

File: 1693000839666.jpg (40.87 KB, 563x558, 55209f312bea822b36fd811d9bf746…)

There's a bug in my room and i can't catch the bastard

No. 1677213

>>1676289
resident evil should be in there too

No. 1677234

>>1677213
agreed

No. 1677246

>>1676881
i hate that i know what you mean but you gotta never say that on god's green earth again

No. 1677272

Sometimes when I get a chance to be as oon as possible into the house so I can do it with you and your family and friends who are going to be a good time to be a good time to be a good

No. 1677354

File: 1693011702958.jpeg (259.19 KB, 1500x999, ED634F7A-D6F1-4AA1-B32E-E80F3E…)

Discord kitten trump.

No. 1677363

>>1677354
You went out every night
And baby that's alright
I told you that no matter what you'll always have me by your side
Because I'm a ride or die
Whether in fear or flight
Well shit at least you tried
But when you walked out the door
A piece of me died
Told you I wanted more
Not what you had in mind

No. 1677367

File: 1693012301670.jpg (36.98 KB, 564x603, 3520b44d692067ee6c92f3ea403e16…)

>hey nonny… you like what you see? We can do it at my place or…

No. 1677372

>>1677367
Lead the way

No. 1677557

>>1677246
I used a q-tip to rub my ear clits

No. 1677593

>>1677557
Ear clits? Bitch what the fuck

No. 1677607

>>1676881
>>1677557
idk what either of you mean i think i don't have any

No. 1677720

File: 1693040340818.jpeg (497.9 KB, 1125x1135, IMG_6024.jpeg)

Guess who

No. 1677723

>>1677372
This pic smells like sour cheese barf

No. 1677725

>>1677363
Trump becoming our president was a loss for the country but your support of him is a loss for the culture.
I can only assume you relate to his personality on some level. Delusions of Grandeur, extreme issues with narcissism—none of which would be a talking point if we weren't speaking about the man leading our country.
If you think it's alright to support someone who believes it's OK to grab a woman by the p*ssy just because he's famous—then you need an intervention as much as he does—something so many narcissists will never get because there just isn't enough help for the issue.
Message sent with concern that will never be addressed.

No. 1677738

>>1677725
girl those are lana lyrics

No. 1677786

File: 1693046411831.jpg (136.22 KB, 1024x1008, _103643563_img_1472.jpg)

>>1677738
girl that's a lana copypasta

No. 1677789

>>1677786
fair enough i am the autist. my bad

No. 1677815

>>1677789
It's okay. It's normal to not know her random lore kek

No. 1677862

File: 1693054820363.jpg (77.78 KB, 1300x956, ghostwriter-writing-on-office-…)

tap tap tap ghost ASMR

No. 1677915

huh

No. 1678026

File: 1693068384490.jpg (107.84 KB, 800x600, tumblr_fb2aaa5e9b9b31563b7cb60…)

hello

No. 1678078

File: 1693071064812.jpeg (587.94 KB, 634x1012, IMG_8569.jpeg)


No. 1678429


No. 1678504

File: 1693106013743.gif (51.34 KB, 820x64, text1.gif)


No. 1678510

>>1678504
Hehehe thanks for making this

No. 1678515

File: 1693106247184.jpg (39.9 KB, 680x453, 0e2928a779408a5f10c3258c286888…)

uuueeooh

No. 1678519

File: 1693106382700.jpg (50.77 KB, 1024x1007, 1692973633590616.jpg)

Take your medication, Roman
Take a short vacation, Roman
You'll be okay
You need to know your station, Roman
Some alterations on your clothes and your brain
Take a little break, little break from your silencing
There's so much you can take, you can take
I know how bad you need a Roman holiday
Roman holiday, a Roman holiday

You done, you tight? You suck at life?
You don't want a round three? You done suffered twice
Wo-wo-worship the queen and you might could pass
Keep it real, these bitches couldn't wipe my ass
Anyway, stylist, go get Bvlgari
I am the ultimate Svengali
You, you bitches can't even spell that
You, you hoes buggin', repel that

Let me tell you this, sister
I am, I am colder than a blister
'Cause my flow's so sick, and I'm a lunatic
And this can't be cured with no Elixir
'Cause y'all know who the fuck, what the fuck I do
I done put the pressure to every thug I knew
Quack, quack to a duck and a chicken too
Put the hyena in a freakin' zoo, phew!

Take your medication, Roman
Take a short vacation, Roman
You'll be okay
You need to know your station, Roman
Some alterations on your clothes and your brain
Take a little break, little break from your silencing
There's so much you can take, you can take
I know how bad you need a Roman holiday
Roman holiday, a Roman holiday

Witch, twitch, bitch
Motherfucking right, this is World War 6
This right here might make a bitch die
And this right here is gonna make a bitch cry
And if we being honest, I am such a great guy
But this what I do when a bitch breaks flock

I'ma put her in a dungeon under, under
No, them bitches ain't eating, they dying of hunger
Motherfucker, I'm me, who the fuck is this hoe?
And yes, maybe just a touch of tourettes
Get my wigs, Terrence, go and get my beret, yo!

Take your medication, Roman
Take a short vacation, Roman
You'll be okay
You need to know your station, Roman
Some alterations on your clothes and your brain
Take a little break, little break from your silencing
There's so much you can take, you can take
I know how bad you need a Roman holiday
Roman holiday, a Roman holiday

Come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
I am Roman Zolanski

Come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
I am Roman Zolanski

No. 1678522

File: 1693106445611.png (5 KB, 675x456, Ec8sSAJXoAIZQCa.png)

>>1678515
Get smekked, no dodging no takesies backsies

No. 1678532

File: 1693106734492.png (257.71 KB, 500x530, 7daf435s.png)

>>1678522
THANK YOU!!!!!! I LOVE YOU

No. 1678536

>>1677786
Yes, those are Lana lyrics

No. 1678539

File: 1693106951083.jpg (66.14 KB, 643x654, 12cb828ca8954eb8243b4ea51bfb38…)

The state of this website is making me sick

No. 1678541

File: 1693106973149.jpg (19.73 KB, 500x340, cb8d7ef3028e10820e961ca8d2b8b5…)

>>1678532
I LOVE YOU TOO HAVE ANOTHER SMEK YOU DESERVE IT CHAMP

No. 1678554

File: 1693107325595.jpg (5.41 KB, 211x238, a8738uj.jpg)

>>1678541
i hope you find a hundred dollars and have the most delicious breakfast of your life today

No. 1678560

File: 1693107454368.jpg (250.98 KB, 736x736, 8c380d799ad3ce2f5f37c6b7bc48bf…)

>>1678554
bless you sweet nonacita

No. 1678614

File: 1693110734551.webm (1.89 MB, 480x360, I am skeptical you could.WEBM)


No. 1678720

File: 1693113374105.gif (3.79 MB, 576x1024, 1689182508341055.gif)

She so angies

No. 1678725

>>1678720
ged it ged it ged it

No. 1678745

>>1678720
He has a very sexy everything

No. 1678750

>>1678720
This will never be kpop panting dogboy

No. 1678826

File: 1693115444532.gif (4.47 MB, 498x273, sushichaeng-jake-enhypen-dog.g…)

>>1678750
Nothing will

No. 1678833

I can't post or look at that gif without thinking 'RAPESOCK RAPESOCK RAPESOCK' in my head in a kind of Mc ride type way

No. 1678834

>>1678826
ok I concede, I know how the anti gay ass nonna feels now, this is infuriating and makes me mad kek

No. 1678862

File: 1693116112819.gif (Spoiler Image, 365.73 KB, 275x207, 1645408700777.gif)


No. 1678911

File: 1693117253209.gif (5.84 MB, 404x618, AARON_TAYLOR_JOHNSON_SHIRTLESS…)

How thick do you think it is

No. 1678913

>>1678911
His face is pretty fugly

No. 1678916

>>1678913
I'm not looking at his face

No. 1678917

File: 1693117390241.jpg (104.93 KB, 735x783, c25.jpg)


No. 1678921

File: 1693117493147.gif (10 MB, 268x400, 83ipnkaakheb1.gif)

>>1678917
He has cute nipples too

No. 1678929

>>1678921
His face isn't even ugly idk what the other nonnie is saying I guess she just has Stacy standards I cannot comprehend

No. 1678932


No. 1678934

>>1678932
Bitch I don't care

No. 1678938

>>1678934
shit fucking taste retard

No. 1678940

>>1678921
He's old and looks even older.

No. 1678946

>>1678938
Cry about it some more faggot

No. 1678950

>>1678929
NTA but his hairline and beard is a turn-off

No. 1678952

File: 1693118111726.gif (Spoiler Image, 9.87 MB, 600x674, 07.gif)


No. 1678956

>>1678946
>posts gay porn gif
>calls the other person a faggot

No. 1678962

>>1678956
Nta and im the one who posted it. I posted the gif but other anons are defending him and im just watching, enjoying.

No. 1678965

>>1678962
ok. he's still ugly though

No. 1678967

>>1678956
I am not that anon. These assumptions are so embarrassing and annoying, can anons please stop thinking they know who every poster is? Are you missing brain cells? It's an anonymous imageboard.

No. 1678972

moooom /g/ is leaking again

No. 1678973

>>1678967
>how dare you think i posted gay porn after defending gay porn
stop crying, this is the retarded shitpost thread puta

No. 1678975

>>1678973
You're definitely retarded, that's for certain

No. 1678977

File: 1693118505308.jpg (125.34 KB, 827x822, Eh00ii-XcAARBqy.jpg)

>>1678965
Thoughts on him

No. 1678978

damn some retarded shtuff going down right now?? real retard hours I see yuh yuh

No. 1678980

>>1678977
He'd be pretty without the facial hair

No. 1678982

>>1678978
Shhhhh quiet down shhhhhh

No. 1678983

>>1678975
>n-no u
pathetic, just like your taste in men

No. 1678984

>>1678982
oh shoot my bad nonny, I quiet down yuh yuh

No. 1678986

>>1678977
Is this Ian Somerhalder because then he's absolutely fine

No. 1678987

>>1678977
gross facial hair, handsome otherwise

No. 1678988

>>1678978
>>1678984
>yuh yuh
ariana pls

No. 1678989

File: 1693118688886.gif (5.62 MB, 540x420, tumblr_28a53652dd2dd709c55aad3…)

>>1678921
at least post him in his best era

No. 1678990

>>1678988
damn girl why yuh gotta be like thaT???

No. 1678992

>>1678988
don't do that. let us shitpost in peace yuh yuhh

No. 1678994

>>1678992
see?? she gets it yuh yuh

No. 1678997

File: 1693118852461.jpeg (4.22 KB, 225x225, images (5).jpeg)

>>1678983
You just love talking to me don't you

No. 1678998

>>1678984
Thank you that's better some girls are sleeping

No. 1679000

>>1678989
That is a pretty man

No. 1679002

>>1678998
I see it the girls need their beauty sleep yuh yuh

No. 1679003

File: 1693118992597.jpg (79.6 KB, 634x1024, rs_634x1024-140620114335-634.C…)

Idk why but this phenotype just hits for me

No. 1679004

>>1678989
Totally get why Anna was willing to leave her boring ass husband for him

No. 1679005

File: 1693119027758.jpg (8.38 KB, 307x212, 1635986165495.jpg)

>>1678997
sounding like you have a crush on me lmao

No. 1679009

File: 1693119145538.jpg (36.6 KB, 735x664, a51082a72fed73d8ade36710f80606…)

>>1679005
Maybe we should just kiss and get it over with then, c'mere you!

No. 1679011


No. 1679012

>>1679011
NONNY DO U CONSENT???

No. 1679014

>>1679012
She better answer fast I'm goin in for the kill

No. 1679015

>>1678977
>>1678989
I know these men would never date a neet so I would have no choice but to harass and stalk them

No. 1679017

File: 1693119317970.jpg (3.61 KB, 122x130, blush.jpg)

>>1679012
i-i do

No. 1679018

>>1679014
oh she said yes all urs nonners

No. 1679019

File: 1693119383646.gif (996.43 KB, 201x200, 200 (2).gif)

>>1679017
Smewch

No. 1679021

nonny romance sis, I'm crying

No. 1679024

>>1679015
I wish I were you and didn't have to LARP a normiefag, based neetnonna

No. 1679027

>>1679015
Follow your dreams

No. 1679036

>>1677786
I read the original reply and thought it was sincere and not pasta and I found myself nodding and agreeing with it and now I want to kill myself

No. 1679090

>>1678952
That zoinking cocklet made me kek out loud kekkkk

No. 1679192

File: 1693140716183.jpg (45.58 KB, 540x405, tranp duckface.jpg)


No. 1679535

File: 1693163650260.jpg (59.45 KB, 602x817, 1279964425044.jpg)

>>1678539
why nonnie

No. 1679537

File: 1693163851537.gif (394.64 KB, 120x161, 1379808hta9kktgts.gif)

ANY OTHER EMO GIRLZ ITT?!!!!

No. 1679538

File: 1693164018335.jpg (60.94 KB, 774x959, hinoony.jpg)

>>1679537
hihi~~ XDDDD i got u good!!!

No. 1679539

File: 1693164097817.jpg (40.8 KB, 549x440, 9c86f27786541fd72683bf4a823db5…)

>>1679537
Can i still cum 2 ur party even tho i'm goff not emo…..

No. 1679541

File: 1693164414220.jpeg (47.17 KB, 300x400, IMG_6286.jpeg)

>>1679539
Yeah u can cum just don’t bring any preps

No. 1679547

File: 1693164763951.jpg (100.77 KB, 795x1249, d6b51.jpg)

>>1679541
FUK DA PREPZ, FUK DA JOCKS, n fuk my dad he sez im not alloewd to get my nose pierced til im 19

No. 1679548

File: 1693164788932.jpg (61.3 KB, 479x559, omg x3.jpg)

>>1679541
omg!!!!1! x3 cN I cum 2??? i haz the nue linkin album?? XD

No. 1679559

>>1679537
> i go "ooh-ooh" you go "ah-ah"

No. 1679628

File: 1693170296599.jpeg (146.66 KB, 750x710, 99E78F2A-DEFD-4E78-A813-D78AD8…)

>>1678911
Thick enough to please his old wife who is refined and regal and requires the finest good young dick one can acquire

No. 1679687

File: 1693173737880.jpg (86.52 KB, 1080x1069, 6769bac90a29b5b4208d20689989d4…)


No. 1679732

File: 1693176134504.jpeg (39.63 KB, 375x666, 21B2187B-8783-42E2-BCEA-052985…)

>>1679537
OMGz I’m 3m0 too!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! Ecks dee lemaow lol!!!!!!2$/$182382928: sorry, that was Zim, Zim! Stop it!!! Zim:shut up you disgusting human!!!. OMGz Zim is so mean!!! Guyz sorry?!?! I have to go get some waffles for Zim lol!!!!

No. 1679847

File: 1693187315974.jpeg (550.63 KB, 1170x1046, IMG_3823.jpeg)


No. 1679869

File: 1693189252483.jpeg (157.18 KB, 853x571, 7204E2C7-5839-448F-A5EF-C7D2B0…)

>>1679628
Muriel carting a whole g wagon back there GAHTDAMN

No. 1679908

>>1616633
This is so Frutiger Aero.

No. 1679910

>>1616642
I just realized this was already observed… really am part of a hive mind…

No. 1679947

>>1677213
Team fortress two as well.

No. 1679962

File: 1693195980174.gif (692.89 KB, 220x391, 3F3040A3-A6D0-4A71-8F9B-710951…)

I cant stop laughing at this fucking gif. Its not even that funny.

No. 1679964

File: 1693196166981.jpeg (2.7 MB, 2560x2560, A74A17A5-75D5-472A-9B13-F055F6…)


No. 1679967

File: 1693196336335.jpeg (2.78 MB, 2560x2560, B9BF6277-F803-4C9E-B3F4-C13489…)

>>1679964
I reverted it back

No. 1679972

File: 1693196505207.jpeg (3.54 MB, 2560x2560, D4C8BA98-5F05-48C1-B19C-4A7BA0…)

>>1679967
Here’s one that’s just straight up deformed

No. 1679974

File: 1693196554821.jpg (67.06 KB, 916x971, F4jitcqW4AA9Ta7.jpg)

>>1679967
You ain't even here to party
Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie
I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow
Backbend 'til I touch my toes
I don't wanna row, row, row the boat
Wrist full of rocks and I hope I float
Big up yourself 'cause you know they don't
I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke (hey)

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss

Said, bitch, I'm the after, you've been the before
I been the stallion, you been the seahorse
Don't need a report, don't need a press run
All of my bad pics been all my best ones
I wear the hat and I wear the pants
I am advanced so I get advance
And I do my dance and cancel the plans
Said, boo, don't be mad 'cause you had a chance, drop (hey)

No. 1679976

File: 1693196641976.jpeg (2.37 MB, 2560x2560, E6EE034E-4C84-4FA1-8621-135F95…)

>>1679974
Her son

No. 1679978

File: 1693196795553.jpeg (3.04 MB, 2560x2560, 4240A7BB-F1F7-42F9-9B97-DF308D…)

>>1679976
Her daughter

No. 1679982

>>1679974
Aileen???

No. 1679985

File: 1693197133583.jpg (614.54 KB, 2560x1440, GettyImages-108876874-rev-4212…)


No. 1679992

>>1679985
Guy in the black shirt looks like a kid who used to bully me lol

No. 1679999

>>1679992
Wasn't Dylan exposed to be a bully? I'm sorry you experienced that, nonna. I think everyone agrees when I say we're here for you.

No. 1680043

File: 1693201454974.jpg (117.63 KB, 834x869, 1675173710053.jpg)

>>1676289
Yakuza is for the ladies

No. 1680076

>>1679985
They still look like 2 German women to me

No. 1680119

>>1680076
I feel this rhetoric contributes to troons having the delusion they can "pass" effectively as butches.

No. 1680208

>>1679974
This is exactly how Taylor swift will look when she’s old.

No. 1680232

File: 1693218737992.gif (9.96 MB, 550x550, ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif)


No. 1680234

File: 1693219220501.jpg (144.76 KB, 550x550, FaceApp_1693219353554.jpg)


No. 1680251

>>1680234
Granny TS looks great ngl

No. 1680305

>>1679559
replying to myself, you are retarded
>no boys allowed past this point
clearly the choice here

what were nonas myspace profile songs? this and I think Black Dress by Kisschasy were my mine for embarrassingly long kek

No. 1680309

>>1680043
As it should be.

No. 1680311

Tonight we dine indoors

No. 1680328

>>1680251
She looks like she could steal my man.

No. 1680392

File: 1693233655487.png (70.64 KB, 640x203, C5658EC0-5E05-43EE-A004-9AD9FE…)

>>1680043
Tf2 is also for the ladies

No. 1680395

>>1680392
The update that could have saved TF2 if Valve cared more about women!!

No. 1680397

speaking of myspace bands, I unironically like this song cause they forgor the 2000s-2010s bisexual thing stopped being fetishized about the time they stop being relevant

No. 1680421

File: 1693236598647.jpg (10.34 KB, 259x194, Z(12).jpg)


No. 1680432

>>1680392
hell yea

No. 1680585

File: 1693248916469.jpg (100.1 KB, 1242x816, moth girl.jpg)

Yes I'm Cute And Yes My Coochie Is Hairy!

No. 1680601

File: 1693249835182.jpg (23.87 KB, 564x423, 662964ca1993dbb650c72e083a8174…)

>>1680585
woow…

No. 1680639

>>1680234
omg what a cutiee

No. 1680640

>>1680311
but is not raining

No. 1680670

>>1680585
she so kawaii

No. 1680686

shaymin x null x cerbmin x snail harem enemies to lovers lemon

No. 1680997

Donald Trump mugshot beaten into the ground but I have to post a couple more times for historical purposes

No. 1681086

File: 1693278710472.jpg (19.6 KB, 300x300, 1693276270326.jpg)

Obsessed

No. 1681242

Lolcow and crystal cafe are mega corporations that collect advertising data for capitalistic gain.
>>1680640
did you not see the creeper outside

No. 1681253

File: 1693291880190.png (596.4 KB, 1122x1080, girlburger.png)


No. 1681269

>>1681242
the wHA-
EXPLODES

No. 1681300

>>1681269
>nonnie was blown up by Creeper
you have 5 minutes to pick up your stuff quick

No. 1681375

File: 1693303199689.jpg (93.48 KB, 423x628, transbian putin and trump bdsm…)

me and who

No. 1681379

>>1681375
the lana stans in celebricows?

No. 1681382

>>1681379
both of them

No. 1681510

File: 1693314383372.png (1.12 MB, 1425x1425, Lady Gaga Born This Way (Offic…)

I was Born This Way - a WereMotorcycle!

No. 1681534

File: 1693316281656.jpeg (249.43 KB, 851x1100, 788F0A6E-A45B-41E8-9F00-EFC63D…)


No. 1681555

File: 1693317855145.png (5.95 MB, 1920x1080, girlburger3.png)


No. 1681559

File: 1693317906697.png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080, girlburger2.png)

the dichotomy of woman

No. 1681765

File: 1693330116968.jpg (71.32 KB, 512x513, stinky.jpg)

I have anemia and because of the iron supplement I take I have to wash the toilet bowl every time I use it since I violently shit it full of this super sticky black liquid straight from Hell. I don't care that what I just wrote is grossly TMI since dog boy gif was posted in this thread and that is always a far greater offense than anything else could be.

No. 1681779

File: 1693330851939.jpg (36.33 KB, 500x833, Tumblr_l_26113574369569.jpg)

Mesa Jarjar Binks! Mesa think meesa got lucky with yousa. Mesa think yoursa cute as heck, and meesa really likes yoursa smile. Mesa think meesa gonna take yousa out for a drink, and meesa think it gonna be a date yousa never forget, okie-day?

No. 1681790

>>1681555
>>1681559
I want a binge box.

No. 1681876

File: 1693336433773.jpeg (111.64 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_9103.jpeg)

>NOOOO! DONT TOUCH MY DICK!!!!!

No. 1681958

>>1681876
They're gonna grab his bussy.

No. 1681977

>>1681876
he genuinely looks like the human version of a pig

No. 1682215

>>1681790
I have a spare coupon lets go nonny

No. 1682274

File: 1693381032038.png (7.93 MB, 1920x1080, girlburger4.png)

this frame of this vid has me entranced

No. 1682341

>>1681876
I don't follow US politics, is this a real photo?

No. 1682344

>>1682341
anon, it's ai generated..

No. 1682345

>>1682344
Too bad, it looked very satisfying.

No. 1682811

File: 1693424365885.jpeg (287.81 KB, 1080x1230, D7CA7365-6262-403C-8D2E-975884…)


No. 1683659

File: 1693508766619.gif (5.38 MB, 540x540, banana.gif)


No. 1683702

File: 1693510927274.jpeg (2.26 MB, 1500x1101, 4F65DD17-482F-4B68-BE1F-CC2E12…)

>>1682811
I want to go to the Cheesecake Factory too.

No. 1683724

File: 1693511826004.jpg (25.41 KB, 600x203, tumblr_895c9a728b1626b4f557b56…)

bump don't scroll

No. 1683743

o​m​o​g

No. 1683826

File: 1693521471796.jpg (266.09 KB, 1500x1500, thecargoesmoo.jpg)

i was looking for a new steering wheel cover

No. 1683831

File: 1693521729203.jpg (79.35 KB, 728x300, 147478-7.jpg)

>>1683826
Hop in anon

No. 1683848

I want a cute himbo bf/husband with no arms/legs. He'd be reliant on me. I'd make him workout so he maintains his beauty to some degree. He'd be my handsome little fuck toy and I'd take him everywhere with me and love him forever.

No. 1683859


No. 1683861

>>1683859
What? The thread is called retard shitposting. Plus is it really that weird? Honest question.

No. 1683862

>>1683848
>workout
>no arms/legs
Crunches forever, baby

No. 1683863

>>1683862
I was think he could get on all nubs and raise one arm-nub with the adjacent leg-nub, which I suppose is an up-right form of crunches but would use more of his body. Some cardio, too, with me dressing him up as a barn animal and having him run around on his nubs like he's scared while I chase him.

No. 1683864

>>1683863
Crunches are when you're on your back so he'd be flexing in half like a little bean

No. 1683865

File: 1693524898581.jpg (47.77 KB, 800x450, hockley-20171010-01.jpg)

>>1683863
>with me dressing him up as a barn animal and having him run around on his nubs
Thanks for the chuckle, picrel is your bean exercising.

No. 1683923

i wanna piss the bed

No. 1683939

>>1683861
>is it really that weird
Yes, Danzig. It is.

No. 1683958

File: 1693533458715.jpg (30.77 KB, 363x363, 19202089.jpg)


No. 1683964

>>1683958
Enough

No. 1684112

>>1683923
You are now dreaming of using the bathroom

No. 1684326

>>1683958
Is that kim wexler

No. 1685037

File: 1693632705087.jpg (90.12 KB, 900x600, lorena-bobbitt.jpg)

Brown cow stunning.

No. 1685046

File: 1693633281179.jpeg (106.11 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_9102.jpeg)

>>1682341
Yes it’s real and so is this one

No. 1685048

>>1685046
Can verify, I show up in this photo

No. 1686206

A fine day for some cattiness from the old queen

No. 1686415

i might be high but i looked in the mirror and dude i look kinda alien.

No. 1687117

>>1687112
Go to bed.

No. 1690192

I want azealia banks and aesop rock to meet and just try to navigate each other. I feel like they are the other's kryptonite. I'm so invested in this weird headcanon now I've thought of it. like could you IMAGINE? I'm trying and there's no way it works organically. opposing polar forces.
I ship it. I do. I just do.

No. 1690869

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No. 1690989

>>1690192
I would pay fucking money to see this. You are a genius nonnie.

No. 1691338

File: 1694192390242.jpg (108.94 KB, 1143x1141, IMG_20230908_215606_310.jpg)

Lettee W kinda looks like a pussy if you write it like this..

No. 1691344

>>1691338
Are you ovulating rn

No. 1691347

File: 1694193429192.jpg (2.35 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230904_195203.jpg)

What the…

No. 1691348

File: 1694193447844.png (741.93 KB, 773x871, tumblr_2e06f0baa9629684d6e087b…)

>You will never fuck a young virgin Catholic priest in his church, ruining his self-worth with guilt and shame as revenge for preaching a misogynist religion
It's not fair

No. 1691351

File: 1694193758852.jpg (2.76 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230904_195212.jpg)

So I'm not the only ginger girl here in the cereal aisle!!!!!!!!

No. 1691353

>>1691338
I remember being a teen and in denial of being attracted to women and everything even slightly oval shaped reminded me of a pussy. I drew something like mountains and noticed that they looked like boobs and stomach of a woman and quickly destroyed the drawing.

No. 1691355

File: 1694193981606.jpg (4.53 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230904_195246.jpg)

all the girls are here tonight

No. 1691358

>>1691355
Your night out seems fun, anon, I'm jelly

No. 1691361

File: 1694194134088.jpeg (128.4 KB, 813x677, C4FBB1F9-E31D-42E7-9FBC-525929…)

>>1691355
Even older girls?

No. 1691371

>>1691361
Who said grandmas can't shake that thanggg
>>1691358
Yeah you could say I'm having the time of my life

No. 1691435

File: 1694201400448.jpg (30.43 KB, 400x400, ratatouille-remy-and-friends-1…)

>>1687112

No. 1691436

File: 1694201469692.jpg (20.19 KB, 300x240, 575.jpg)

yotsuba?

No. 1693715

Men attack people, their pets, and children all the time. Shitty man owners of these types of men ARE a huge inconvenience because they act like men can do no wrong when they’re clearly aggressive and aren’t obedient. And there are A LOT of shitty man owners out there.
And no I don’t hate or wish harm on men or anything like that. And I don’t like the few spergs in that thread either. But it does feel like you can’t talk about them without another sperg coming in to defend every man in existence even if said man just killed a kid. And not just on here but everywhere.I just wish people took better care of their animals and people would stop owning aggressive men they clearly can’t control.

No. 1693723

Techno crochet nona here, I finished my winter hat… should I make mittens? A scarf? Help me decide

No. 1693736

>>1693723
A scarf.

No. 1693763

>>1693723
MITTENS!!

No. 1693792

File: 1694378484089.jpg (3.01 MB, 4032x3024, dinorgy.jpg)

THEORY:
Dinosaurs could have survived the comet if they did one simple thing; all those who remain must eat ass. As demonstrated by picrel, if all of the dinosaurs, regardless of species, came together into what my colleagues and I refer to as a "dinorgy" and ate each other's asses in a sort of oroboros of ass-eatation - not only would this create a perpetual motion machine that could be harvested for infinite energy but simultaneously solve world hunger. We must learn from the dinosaurs mistakes, humble ourselves, and eat each others asses in times of great crisis.

No. 1693795

hamsterdance!!!
di di di da di do do do do di da do, di di di di…

No. 1693800

>>1693795
yeeeeeeeeee haw!

No. 1694529

File: 1694448147022.jpg (43.02 KB, 600x555, 2ca34334a20fa5007b99e1be2674e6…)

Boss Babe

No. 1694595

>>1693763
I’ve made a scarf before, mittens it is!!

No. 1694702

>>1694595
yeaahh!!
>>1693736
SUCK ON IT NONNA!! HAHHA!

No. 1694739

I fucking hate it.

No. 1694936

Oh I prrrrrrrttttromise there is nothing ahead for you besides indefinite purgatory for as long as you live.

No. 1695111

>>1694702
I’m struggling to find a pattern that uses dk wool, it’s all Aran. I may have to make something else….

No. 1695825

File: 1694548901760.jpg (164.29 KB, 564x1128, 59eb92c0ca59bc8166d2b194fc959a…)

>>1695111
a bandanna maybe?

No. 1695852

>>1695825
band anna

No. 1695908

>>1695852
how dare you

No. 1695960

File: 1694555374437.jpeg (72.19 KB, 682x1024, infighting.jpeg)


No. 1695976

File: 1694555898021.png (107.01 KB, 284x189, banamda.png)

>>1695852
banamda

No. 1696217

File: 1694568740271.gif (129.13 KB, 275x207, 1694493050158.gif)

Sam's my best friend, he a real trans fag
Got his dad's money, he 'on't need no GFM
Stanford social, he had two-three drinks
Now he twerkin', he throw it out and come back in

Sam's my best friend, he a real gay man
Got his own bussy, he 'on't need no lube
On the Reddit, know my guy gon' post
Now he twerkin', he throw it out and come back in

- Excerpt from Bayden Shapiro's newest collection of queer poems inspired by the works of Richard Siken

No. 1696228

>>1696217
fucking kek

No. 1696231

File: 1694569910122.png (599.9 KB, 714x607, cow beads.png)

lolcow couture

No. 1696395


No. 1697344

farts

No. 1697348

>>1697344
A woman after my own heart,
farts gallantly
May I have this dance?

No. 1697357

>>1696231
This is cute

No. 1697358

File: 1694656298025.jpg (5.72 KB, 216x233, 1000398432.jpg)

i've seen nothing but cute and nice posts on the front page in the last hour wat's happening why is everyone so happy

No. 1697369

File: 1694657173100.jpg (13.5 KB, 613x587, 1686634723989877.jpg)

>>1697344
>>1697348
stop farting

No. 1697381

>>1697369
I'm sorry, I'll stop.

No. 1697382

farts gorgeously

No. 1697383

>>1697382
Nonnieeeeeeeeeee you're embarrassing me in front of >>1697369

No. 1697608

File: 1694665747562.gif (Spoiler Image, 8.31 MB, 540x351, tumblr_c96f291b75202348033172f…)

They was so wrong for this

No. 1697619

Disgusting fucking moids are trash
They're to be used, then thrown away
Moids are a menace
They need to be cleaned up off the streets
Moids deserve a beating
Moids deserve to have their bodies broken
Moids deserve to have their breaths choked out of them
I wish I could choke every last moid until the streets are clean

No. 1697623

>>1697619
Saying he wants to get you pregnant but can't even look up from his iPhone video game when he says it

No. 1697624

>>1697623
breeding kink porn brain rot, he probably can't take his eyes away from the rape-on-tape

No. 1697629

>>1697619
this is very hot

No. 1698075

File: 1694712301775.jpg (49.85 KB, 622x700, 1694300514452.jpg)

beh

No. 1698105

>>1696231
girlies would it be dogwhistley to make and post cute cow art

No. 1698321


No. 1698392

do do do do do… walk on BYYYYYYY!!!!

No. 1698462

im such a faggot I actually just started crying finding out new aesop just dropped

No. 1698465

>>1698105
no, cows are cute and cc is more widely known among troons than lc so a crystal and minty green combo would be more of a "omg a terf" dogwhistle to them. elsie/borzois are pretty much dogwhistles however

No. 1698467

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>>1698465
how did borzois become terf? amazing

No. 1698468

>>1698465
borzois…?

No. 1698481

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>>1698467
i mean if you combine a cow pattern with a borzoi you'll probably be outed by these terminally online retards. borzois alone are fine if you want to go crypto, they were popular on tiktok once.
>>1698468
is picrel you?

No. 1698485

>>1698481
oh no i know what a borzoi is (and i love them), im just wondering how borzois are a lolcow thing

No. 1698496

>>1698485
you sound new here, borzois were popular on lc a while ago. there's even a borzoi + adam driver banner. some think they're a forced meme though

No. 1698497

>>1698485
iirc it was originally because one anon posted some over the top screed about how much she hated them, others came to the borzoi's defence, people started posting pics of borzois all over the place to rile up the haters and it morphed into a meme. that's why the "things you hate" threadpics are usually borzoi-related.

No. 1698500

>>1698496
… kek, maybe. i only started lurking in 2020. can i openly admit that?
>>1698497
i never noticed that for some reason and i now feel enlightened

No. 1698505

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No. 1698557

File: 1694756724603.gif (1.07 MB, 275x154, IMG_5091.gif)

pinch pinch

No. 1698627

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>>1698485
So many people were calling them hideous and spooky that some of us started to like them. I would actually get one as a dog unironically because I love their skinny faces and their character.

No. 1698648

>>1698497
It wasn't an anon it was Samantha Prater. You not knowing that is sad. This place has become sad.

No. 1698707

>>1698648
? samantha only posted in /snow/. she never came to the things you hate thread

No. 1699959

>>1698627
I looked into getting one but apparently since they’re sighthounds, they have a very strong prey drive to hunt and kill small animals so they’re not the greatest to have around cats, and they can be stubborn and difficult to train. I wish I could have one though lol

No. 1700078

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Is there a not-so-coincidental connection between SEGA games, gerontophilia and autism

No. 1700082

>>1700078
What the fuck kind of autistic niche community confirmation bias is this

No. 1700089

>>1700082
Advanced paternal age correlates with higher autism rates so I might be onto something?

No. 1700090

>>1700089
Are you just basing theories off Chris chan

No. 1700092

>>1700090
Not necessarily, no. I do feel certain SEGA people are trying to make themselves feel better about themselves for being old Japanese men. Do you think SEGA want us to fuck old men and have their autistic kids? Does this make sense?

No. 1700095

>>1700092
No but im rooting for you

No. 1701669

File: 1695100425030.jpg (179.87 KB, 1136x1448, a1ae340d8a4e76439b9b31c55c4c3a…)

When the morning came
We were taking caps of your favourite cow
'Cause we lost track of time again
Keking with my hands in my laptop
Like you were my closest friend
"How'd we end up on this board, anyway?" you say
"Your roommate's cow-ass pick-me behaviour, that's how"
I see you every day now

And I chose you
The one I was milking with
In /snow/, no sage
Looked up at the screen and it was
The cow print on my t-shirt
When you samefagged your vent into me
And how the admins rushed into my posts
So retarded, it was
The cope they saw on my sperggings
The bait that grew between derailings
The lips I used to a-log
So retarded, it was lolcor

When hellweek came
We were lurking, schizo and unsaged
How the hell did we lose sight of us again?
Reporting with your phone in your hands
Ain't that the way shit always ends?
You were spamming hollow-eyed in the thread
Scrotoids you had thought were nonnies, that's us
I feel you, no matter what
The IPs that I gave up

And I lost you
The one I was milking with
In /snow/, no sage
Looked up at the screen and it was
The cow print on my t-shirt
When you samefagged your vent into me
And how the admins rushed into my posts
So retarded, it was
The cope they saw on my sperggings
The bait that grew between derailings
The lips I used to a-log
So retarded, it was lolcor

And I log-in with your blogposts over me
That's a real fucking legacy, legacy (It was lolcor)
And I log-in with your blogposts over me
That's a real fucking legacy to leave

The cow print on my t-shirt
When you samefagged your vent into me
And how the admins rushed into my posts
So retarded, it was lolcor
The cope they saw on my sperggings
The bait that grew between derailings
The lips I used to a-log
So retarded, it was lolcor

It was lolcor
It was lolcor

No. 1701757

honk honk honk honk honk honk HonKHONK HONK HONK HONK HONKHONK honk honk honkhonkhonkhonk

No. 1702818

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>>1700092
>>1700095
does this make sense now?

No. 1702857

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something i like to do is make fanfiction of women from really old pictures and re imagine their life today like this for no reason: today this girl would be named bethany (beth for short) and she would be born in ohio. her favorite pass time is being on tumblr to post about harry styles and smoking a fat bowl with her roommate, madison. she reminisces the time when taylor and harry were dating. she has a dog named cooper and it would be the ugly white family small dog. she is dating somebody she met off tinder who had a picture of himself holding a fish. her boyfriends name is douglas. she likes wearing tie dye shirts with short shorts and having long copper blonde hair. she probably works at DQ. she has been applying at sephora, but they keep ghosting her applications. at some point in her life she was obsessed with jenna marbles but feels confused as how to feel about her now ever since the controversy. her dad is a cop.

No. 1702858

>>1702857
her mom doesn't understand her friends are mlm shills, she just wants to help her friends grow their business. her brother is gonna kill himself.

No. 1702868

>>1702857
Nonna this is so cute you are literally Harriet the Spy playing town

No. 1704204

Yeah, had an ex-gf who was "too nice."

Before this point, I never thought a girl could be "too nice," but she was and it made for a poor relationship. I couldn't even characterize what "too nice" was until this point. It's really a collection of traits – nice being the overarching theme – that this describes.

So, this girl had low self-esteem, was a care-taker, not self-aware, and was also in a very stressful line of work. She wasn't clingy, though, which is probably the reason the relationship lasted for 3 years instead of 3 months.

First year: Goes great. She's super nice. All the family loves her. She helps out everyone – friends, coworkers, etc. Everyone. Even when her help is not seemingly required, she goes out to help. Some people think this is odd – others are like whateves

Second year: I'm drowning in gifts. Literally drowning. This woman cannot buy me enough stuff. But it's weird stuff, like candles, beer coozies, patio furniture. And I don't even have a patio. "Honey, why did you buy me a lawnchair?" "Well, I overheard you talking to your friends how comfy lawnchairs are, so I thought I'd surprise you." I had to be careful what I said I wanted because she might go out and buy it for me. Then I have to treasure that lavender candle. But it was hard to say no to or crush her "niceness" She would also plan kneejerk event that she'd thought I'd like (but not like them) and then I'd have to fake that I'd like them because she put effort into them. Could not take criticism.

Yes, later I would say, "hey, that 3 hour train ride was really worth the burger, but tell me next time so I can arrange my schedule" or "I don't like long trip to eat something I don't know," and her response would be sad, depressed, "sorry, I only wanted to do something nice and surprise you." She would withdraw a bit, things would reach an even-keel (and be a normal relationship) and then back to this maniac nice.

You can't argue when someone feels they are doing something nice for you. You're always the ass.

Third Year: At this point, things were bad. She felt like I paying less attention to the relationship, which I was but couldn't admit to myself, and this caused her to go even more overboard in doing "nice things." Denigrate herself. Exhibit signs of suffering (walking to my office to bring me lunch while she was sick with the flu), letting people walk all over her, and the such. My friends loved her because she'd always bake cookies for them. My family loved her because she did whatever they wanted. But my respect for her as a person was draining away. Don't help my cousin rake leaves – lazy bones should do that himself. You might think that's a dick thing to say, but half way through my cousin took a break and she finished raking for him. Because she wanted to and said nary a word against him.

So, at some point in all this I realized that I was always in a shitty mood around her and even though this great girl was "super nice," she was tying emotional weights around my neck. Like I was being held hostage by her niceness and no matter what I did, I would look like the biggest jerk to my friends, family, and her if I ever complained or had a fight with her or god forbid broke up.

Unsurprisingly, she cried for a solid 2 hours straight. Pity seeking all throughout. How "this always happens to her and she never understands why." Guilt tripping about how many things she had done for me and, what my family would think. Once she understood that I knew that she was a really nice girl and I was a fool/jerk/idiot for leaving her, she calmed down – as if being blameless in the relationship was more important than the relationship itself. I still cared about her (and still do – she's super nice), so I stayed with her and made sure she was OK. But afterwards, I felt like a huge emotional burden she piled on my back just fell away. I couldn't help but to feel bad about what I did even with everything leading up to it. But I realized that niceness was the King Midas Touch; it turned everything to gold, but you can't eat gold food or drink gold water. So either you don't criticize the gold and slowly starve, or you have to uncomprehendingly walk away from all that wealth and suffer the people you care about who think you're a bad guy because they don't understand the emotional burden of having a girl who was "too nice." Maybe I was poorly equipped as well and unable to adjust her behavior as well. I'm sure I have my share of fault along the way.

No. 1704205

>>1702857
You sound like so much fun. I’m going to start doing this hehe i do already do it with video game characters, writing fanfiction whilst I’m doing my daily tasks

No. 1704212

>>1702857
She shoplifted candy at a dollar store, but told everyone is was nail varnish. Her favourite childhood memory is when her dad carried her in his arms to safety from a bee. In her heart of hearts, her ideal relantionship would entail a boyfriend who brings her breakfast in bed every Sunday. Beth can't pronounce the word 'croissant' correctly.

No. 1704337

>>1704212
>>1702858
>>1702857
I wish Beth was my gal pal

No. 1704474

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I turn down date offers with “sorry I’m in a deeply committed delusionship”

No. 1704482

>>1704474
is he…?

No. 1704846

>>1704474
I love this look so fashion

No. 1704929

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Nigels come and go, but your nonnas stay

No. 1705570

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what does this mean

No. 1705657

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test

No. 1706006

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I sit and wait for the new celeb thread

No. 1706037

I love my nonnies
I love my gun
Post on my little lolcor

No. 1706065

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Are You

No. 1706133

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No. 1706203

choose your fighter: Ruth, Nate, David or Claire.

No. 1706463

>>1678720
>>1678826
>>1678911
I think about these gifs all the time and I always bust out laughing.

No. 1706471

>>1678826
Adding on, it was funny seeing anons' reactions on hk when another anon from here posted him when our site was down. He's from a group that's banned from their dumbass shit threads, I'm guessing? That's hilarious to me. Poor dogboy.

No. 1707869

File: 1695733185360.gif (1.09 MB, 498x315, IMG_6707.gif)

>>1706006
Me too

No. 1707937

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>>1707869
Losings my minds

No. 1708401

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>>1707937
We’re saved!

No. 1708412

>>1708401
Even if we end up infighting in the thread in the future I will still adore u, anonony

No. 1709050

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

No. 1709054

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>>1702857
This woman strikes me as some sort of middle manager. Maybe her name is Jennifer or something. She would have long black hair, a husband, no kids, and a dog.

No. 1709056

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>>1709054
Sorry for samefag. Art major, same bangs, favorite color is yellow. Named Lucy.

No. 1709063

>>1709056
You have a vivid imagination and an intuitive grasp of physiognomy, I like your OCs.

No. 1709259

>>1702857
>>1704212
>>1709054
>>1709056
love this so much nonas. please never stop

No. 1709649

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I just saw picrel and all I could think of was how much I wanted angel wings tattooed on my back when I was in my early 20s. I think it was a millennial trend, and I was an idiot, but Jesus fucking Christ I am soooooooooooo glad I did not get that done.
Instead of saving for a mortgage now I’d be saving for tattoo removal. Although as an elder millennial I’m never gonna afford a house now anyway

No. 1709982

>>1709050
omg are you serious? this is crazy i have felt the same way towards you since forever…

No. 1710002

>>1709649
Angel wing back tattoos are so lame but I have a soft spot for them. If I was more of a normie I’d probably get them

No. 1710008

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THERE IS A FUCKING FLY BOTHERING ME FOR WEEKS. I KNOW ITS NOT ONE OR TWO BUT PROBABLY 3 GENERATIONS OF THESE FUCKTARDS FLYING AROUND AND BUZZING. I KEEP KILLING THESE CUNTS BUT THEY RESPAWN BASICALLY EVERYDAY. I'VE BEEN TOLERATING THIS SINCE SPRING BUT I'M FUCKING DONE.
THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU TO EAT HERE JUST GO TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN STOP LANDING ON MY ARM, FACE, SCREEN. ITS ALMOST FUCKING WINTER IN THIS FROZEN SHITHOLE, CAN ALL THE BUGS DIE ALREADY. I THINK THIS SHITLORD LANDED ON ME LIKE AT LEAST 15 TIMES WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS.

No. 1710017

>>1710008
Anon, I think you're undead..

No. 1710025

>>1710017
I shower twice a day don't you dare saying I stink because I will literally kill myself.

No. 1710049

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>>1710025
No, I just think you're a qt zombie.

No. 1710064

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>>1710049
guess I'm taking a third shower today and moisturizing again.

No. 1710066

>>1710008
same nona, just got done ranting outloud about these fuckers and then saw your post. picrel was perfect choice

No. 1710067

>>1710064
kek but I recomend those sticky pest traps. I used a brand called Catchmaster and laid them out all over the place when I had a bad fruitfly problem that was from my kitchen sink being messed up.

No. 1710074

>>1710049
oh no pony

No. 1710077

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>>1710074
Have some fully alive ponies, anon.

No. 1710161

>>1710077
aw I had this book

No. 1710893

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The Coquette Cow

No. 1710898

>>1710893
She’s beautiful, I would follow her on Instagram and like all of her posts, I would also post a bunch of comments with pink hearts under her pictures.

No. 1710946

>>1710893
it's not fair nonas, she is so beautiful

No. 1711047

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imagine your given name being "nona" what would you do, i think a girl named nona is always doomed

No. 1711080

>>1711047
I would feel very comforted yet also personally attacked when browsing this website

No. 1711081

>>1711047
I'd be wondering what happened to the first 8

No. 1711966

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I see you all

No. 1713114

File: 1696218056909.png (411.57 KB, 559x472, beterson.png)

Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in me

Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben

No. 1713153

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>>1713114
And when I take your hand,
Like the world has never held a Jordan
I know I cannot heal the hurt
But I will hold you here forever
If I can, Jordan

And then I learned the truth
How everything good in life seems to lead back to you
And every single time I run into your arms
I feel like I exist for love, Jordan

(Look how he smiles in his presence. That’s true love)

No. 1713625

i agree with you anon
Newfag (angry Elsie)

No. 1713676

>>1713153
They look so happy together

No. 1713682

>>1713114
>>1713153
>>1713676
If only they spent their days sucking eachother's dicks instead of seething about politics all the time.

No. 1714056

File: 1696295393734.jpg (34.55 KB, 640x480, sd.jpg)

aaaaaaaaaaa a aAaA AAAHAHHHHHHHHHH????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

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No. 1714068

>>1714065
what did i do to you

No. 1714070

>>1714068
Meatposting

No. 1714071

>>1714070
ok post a better pic that conveys "i'm so emotional that i'm about to vomit" then

No. 1714073

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No. 1714084

>>1714073
Pro-ana scumbags

No. 1714089


No. 1714091

>>1714084
I was literally in the asian grocer thinking about proana scumbags when I took that picture

No. 1714173

>>1713682
Sucking each other's dicks? I'm not sure Jordan is flexible enough to do 69 at his age

No. 1714356

File: 1696317079242.jpg (299.83 KB, 750x770, 1696301481043.jpg)

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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No. 1714926

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No. 1714965

>>1714925
>>1714926
You missed the G and the L

No. 1714995

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>>1714965
Here’s the GL.

No. 1715011

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Putting off writing by writing by putting off writing by writing by putting off writing by writing by putting off writing by wr

No. 1715993

bababooey but said with tears in my eyes

No. 1716379

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ooooo she de debil, she a bad widdle bish she a webel

No. 1716380

>>1716379
Sea shanty ass

No. 1716381

>>1716379
Tanz debil?

No. 1716382

>racebait
>retardspam
>actual wojak malespam in gee
Men are not as smart as they think they are

No. 1716575

>>1716541
I'm ESL and know for a fact calling black people monkeys is a very well known racist offense people throw at black people. stop trying to be coy.

No. 1716612

>>1716604
>I'm not racist
>cotton picker
Your larp as a pregnant woman isn't working

No. 1716614

>>1716604
>I'm not racist
>ugly cotton picker
I hope your child grows to love a black person and excludes you from their life.

No. 1716617

>>1716604
someone decided to go mask off huh

No. 1716623

>>1716618
I hope you die in childbirth. assuming you're a "pregnant female". what I really mean is that I hope you kill yourself soon. the world would be a better place.

No. 1716625

so instead of making a new thread you came to shit this one up, you suuuuuck, I'm with that other anon, hope you all cop a ban

No. 1716632

>>1716628
I hope you miscarry because that kid doesn’t deserve to be raised by a retard

No. 1716633

>>1716628
I hope you kill yourself because you're an awful person and you will never get better. you've spent your evening shitting on a kid and deflecting anyone telling you to a) not shit on a kid b) not use racist slurs. please stop posting and go back to where you came from where you can just say the N word and inbreed all day. you're probably having the time of your life owning the libs with your psychotic racist drivel so I will stop replying. I hope your cousin's child you're carrying doesn't grow to be a piece of steaming hot shit on an asphalt like you. wishful thinking tho

No. 1716640

>>1716635
Yeah that's the only reason, not for calling people "cotton picker" or the other racebaity posts you made itt

No. 1716643

>>1716635
are you autistic or something? i feel like we have moved long past the "monkey" kid thing but you keep bringing it up. its weird

No. 1716644

>>1716635
just stop fucking your blood relatives, is it so difficult not doing that and not using slurs or is your low IQ preventing you from doing that?

No. 1716652

>>1716650
YAKUBIAN APE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1716654

>>1716650
you're a sub species alright. I guess between the lead poisoning, polluted water and inbreeding, there isn't much left to good genes.

No. 1716656

>>1716654
You realize that actual products of incest aren’t even capable of the thought capacity that is required to be genuinely unironically racist right

No. 1716660

>>1716656
Quit ban evading, cousinfucker.

No. 1716662

>>1716656
you realize actually smart and successful people don't spend time in the internet calling children monkeys and arguing racist remarks aren't racist, right? I guess this beats going off on random people on your local FB group or buying unnecessary shit on Temu but the bar is low honestly.

No. 1716663

>>1716660
Redtexts are just posturing these days. I can’t remember the last time a post of mine that was redtexted resulted in an active ban.

No. 1716665

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No. 1716666

Stop giving it attention

No. 1716668

>>1716662
When did I claim to be smart or successful? Do you believe that the only two types of humans that exist are products of incest and Rutgers students? Because there’s a middle ground.

No. 1716669

>>1716668
you're definitely more of a former than latter. maybe don't act like an inbred hillbilly in the internet and people won't think you're fucking your 1st degree cousin.

No. 1716676

>>1716669
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOURE INBRED WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHH WAHH
You can cry this all you want but this doesn’t really change any part of reality. You can be racist as hell without being inbred…

No. 1717158

>>1716379
yeah bish i sed wat i sed , id wather be famous insted

No. 1717162

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i wish pokemon were real

No. 1717246

>>1717162
I wish that Azumarill was real!

No. 1717560

>>1717246
shes my buddy. when the next game comes im transferring her because she deserves better than being stuck in paldea

No. 1717950

>>1717560
Aww nonnie I love that!

No. 1717951

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Come with us

No. 1717969

>>1717951
no thank u

No. 1717994

>>1717951
half of them look like boris johnson

No. 1717996

>>1717951
That is what hell looks like

No. 1718010

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No. 1718012

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No. 1718052

>>1718012
oat mealt

No. 1719136

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>take sleeping pills
>play game on phone
>start to get drowsy
>put phone on nightstand and turn the tv off
>ahh sleep
>brain: let’s rehearse that conversation we’re not going to have with that one person
>no go to sleep
>hmm maybe you’re autistic
>no
>mentally awake in a haze of drug induced drowsiness but still can’t sleep

Why

No. 1719156

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>>1718012
>>1718052
Breakfast for dinner.

No. 1719158

>>1719136
This is me but no drugs

No. 1719165

Guys where do you go when you want to talk to non-psychopaths?? I guess I'm kind of lonely kek

No. 1719166

>>1719165
Lolcor lol

No. 1719167

>>1719166
Nooo but every here is so mean

No. 1719174

>>1719165
Petting zoo.

No. 1720155

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Okay Google, play Latto - Put It On Da Floor Again (feat. Cardi B) [Continued]

No. 1720478

I have watched this clip every day for the last 6 months. I greet every person I see with the words “Don’t you just love Halloween”. The extended version of this song is my ringtone and next week I’m getting surgery so my legs can stretch out of my car like Jamies <3(<3)

No. 1721176

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Let's ride!

No. 1721199

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>>1720478
you're just too good too be true can't take my eyes off of you

No. 1721463

I would like to thank nona nonnie nonietta noniana nonita nonina nonette nonalyn nonabeth nonalise nonelle nonella nonangela nonianne nonwyn nonelia nonetta nonailey nonalissa nonily nonandra nonaline nonalina nonalita nonamae nonarose nonason nonanne nonone nonene nonian nonalie nonalia nonabelle nonisha nonasha nonarina nonarae nonalotte nonajo nonantha nonegan nonessa nonajane and nonalee for bringing me here today

No. 1721464

>>1721463
Can’t forget nonarget too

No. 1721507

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>>1721463
I'm anon. I need no special affixes to acknowledge my femaleness, for I am default. Hear.

No. 1721516

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>>1721507
Oh anonymous, your mighty words send shockwaves through the pastures of my heart

No. 1721630

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No. 1721952

>>1720478
Why did the mask make the actors 10x hotter?

No. 1722047

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let's go ladies

No. 1722060

>>1721463
can't believe you forgot about nonny

No. 1722231

Nonnimus prime

No. 1722347

omfg my stupid ass post won't delete because it keeps saying wrong password even though i just posted it !!!! ugh

No. 1722374

File: 1696966355034.png (283.66 KB, 640x485, sept.png)

DELETE THE POSTS!
DELETE THE POTSTS!
DON'T BAN THEM!!! DELETE THEIR POSTS!! it's been SEPTEMBER long ENOUGH every shitposting social media retarded newfaggot moid can BAN EVADE now!

YOU GOTTA CLEAN THE SEPTEMBER UP
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT KEEPING THE SEPTEMBER OUT

No. 1722963

>>1722047
That's interesting i'd go out of curiosity because i don't know those genres

No. 1724043

>today wasn't that bad
>vidrel
>love my nonas
>vidrel

No. 1724524

I wish i was a faggot. If i were an homosexual male instead of a straight women i would have lines of cute, shaven twinky guys with perfect skin and good fashion sense and perfect perky cocks and balls ready to spread their cheeks for me, but i am a woman so i have a swarm of bald, fat, LOL-playing deep sea monters that expect me to look 12 but also have the body of a 20yo but also be shaven like a baby and also be fashionable but not ''too fashionable'' and also i have to be a chef because these useless paperweights dont know how to cook at 21

No. 1726801

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GirlTrump is hot

No. 1726813

>>1726801
she really is a qt

No. 1726815

>>1724043
lmfao i love sillypoo and this vid. they gives lc-vibes