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No. 1616622
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
Previous thread
>>>/ot/1437006 No. 1616626
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first
No. 1616633
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>>1616626This shirt reminds me of that stupid /fit/ post
No. 1616638
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>>1616637kek I had it saved
No. 1616883
File: 1687657025719.png (101.37 KB, 790x757, 1651102808546.png)
I am ovulating
No. 1617009
File: 1687672342322.jpg (15.91 KB, 480x442, aaa1687563988642.jpg)
is this better call Saul
No. 1617024
File: 1687675891732.gif (1.59 MB, 318x767, 2748898997_preview_GIF 10.02.2…)
where he going
No. 1617031
File: 1687678614955.png (1.21 MB, 1070x1044, 1686726196160.png)
hissing growling moaning biting chomping tearing spitting snarling clawing shredding ripping ravaging crushing screaming kill murder
No. 1617979
File: 1687788756183.jpg (40.76 KB, 482x466, 85227277.jpg)
the weeknd desperately wants to be male lana, he roped her into starboy with "stargirl" saying 'she's the female weeknd!' fuck off you are projecting, you are obviously a ftm pornsick idiot. that or a straight pornsick idiot. either way I hate abel and he needs to keep lana's name away from his everything let alone his mouth. she shits down his throat when it comes to talent and crafting an image.
tl;dr the weeknd is a bitter lesbian that wants to marry lana del rey
No. 1618466
File: 1687832058792.png (169.78 KB, 380x380, pizza_ama_tabasco_05.png)
Near
Far
Wherever you are
I believe in tobasco on pizza
No. 1618618
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No. 1618687
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She was so real for this
No. 1618761
File: 1687875179831.gif (10.53 MB, 500x500, 1687114512458.gif)
>>1618687damn this shit hits close to home for me. fml
No. 1618803
File: 1687880559856.jpeg (40.37 KB, 960x533, 241084525_2978353025716303_818…)
>>1618761same nona i nearly got married multiple times but ultimately broke it off because i will never have kids and moids are obsessed with women having children. sorry not sorry im focusing on the bag
No. 1618809
>>1618803what if he wants kids but prefers being with you and childless over alternatives (besides obviously wanting to have kids with me), is it going to end anyway if we've been together for years and it seems fine?
and same, i was raised to be career-focused, it's just who i am.
No. 1619262
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No. 1620654
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こんにちは
No. 1621180
File: 1688139751935.jpg (110.76 KB, 800x800, 71Pop4hwGML.jpg)
Kashoooo mimimimi
No. 1621185
File: 1688140424998.jpg (143.55 KB, 1200x781, 361019_MAIN._AC_SL1200_V164200…)
>>1621180me in the human pet bed next to my cat in the cat pet bed
No. 1621575
File: 1688174588835.png (125.5 KB, 589x612, cowben.png)
Tell me something, I need to know
Then take my breath and never let it go
If you just let me invade your space
I'll take the pleasure, take it with the pain
And if in the moment, I bite my lip
Baby, in that moment you'll know this is
Something bigger than us and beyond bliss
Give me a reason to believe it
Cause if you want to keep me
You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta
Got to love me harder
And if you really need me
You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta
Got to love me harder
No. 1621576
File: 1688174700098.jpg (621.76 KB, 2400x1600, watching cowben perform.jpg)
I know your motives and you know mine
The ones that love me I tend to leave behind
If you know about me and choose to stay
Then take this pleasure and take it with the pain
And if in the moment you bite your lip
When I get you moaning you know it's real
Can you feel the pressure between your hips?
I'll make it feel like the first time
No. 1621584
File: 1688175567287.jpg (126.21 KB, 1021x1024, FyyCaVgWcAE4yr8.jpg)
i can never find the right words to describe how i am feeling
fml
No. 1621628
File: 1688180380344.png (28.79 KB, 265x275, IMG_2038.png)
>>1621575He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks,
I love the way he rides
I can hardly breathe when he’s pumping deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
Call him ‘Daddy’ while I holler, man, that boy so damn good looking
No. 1621639
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I HAVE TO TOUCH GRASS TOMORROW BUT I DON'T WANT TO SO I'M STAYING UP ALL DAY AND NIGHT TO MAKE TIME GO ON FOREVER
No. 1621723
File: 1688193190181.png (219.88 KB, 717x714, 2wjs1h.png)
>>1621639i tried to be strong but i'm getting sleeby gn lolcor gn sun gn moon
No. 1622226
File: 1688241090557.jpeg (122.9 KB, 640x428, IMG_8248.jpeg)
Medieval beekeepers keeping them medieval bees. They’re OK with monarchs so they’re OK with the Queen.
The bee boys swarm the queen with an erotic motion. They only “sting” once (medieval drone dick explosion!)
No. 1622236
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>>1621180Imagine staying at a friends house and they pull out the human dog bed for you
No. 1622869
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>>1622851>>1622859How I imagine this nona:
No. 1622873
File: 1688301527310.jpeg (872.06 KB, 3241x2194, IMG_7786.jpeg)
Behold the dumbest monster (which people actually believed was real). Myrmecoleon: it literally just commits suicide because it was built wrong
Reminds me of a certain subspecies of man… hmm…
No. 1623098
File: 1688325479870.jpeg (22.34 KB, 551x556, images.jpeg)
Once my life could've been Cinderella Man
But now it's just Battle of Algiers
Like MCR, might as
well for sweet revenge give three cheers
No. 1624902
File: 1688528784861.jpg (21.13 KB, 403x604, MAIN_BenShapiroHeadShot_.jpg)
What's up I'm Bayden, I'm 19 and my pronouns are he/they. I'm a queer trans guy and a peer sex educator here at Stanford and today I wanna demonstrate to you folx how to practice safe queer sex by putting a condom on a banana. Here to lend a hand is my boyfriend Jordan (he/him pronouns only please). If you love getting bred in the bussy like me but don't want to stress about becoming a seahorse dad then this demonstration is for you. Any questions before we begin?
No. 1628055
File: 1688816584727.jpeg (96.48 KB, 900x506, CzKMncPVQAAgrgA.jpeg)
Appalling grandparenting
No. 1629007
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chicken wingst(don't use emojis/ emoticons)
No. 1630288
File: 1689024493068.jpg (4.12 KB, 225x225, Z(10).jpg)
you've all been lied to
canada was created to market maple syrup
No. 1630589
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I wonder what putting mochi in ur pussy would feel like. I'm not going to do it, but I imagine the sensation would be weird.
No. 1630723
>>1630589feels so good like a uti
drip drop drip drop all inside
antibiotics making me high
No. 1630747
>>1630745i gotta taste for men who will plunder
i get a shitload of UTIs
No. 1630773
>>1630747Bacteria are multiplying and they're making me crazy (coming alive, alive)
All the itching makes me thrash about like I got rabies, yeah
Mochi flavor, that's right
My pussy's different, it's got a bite
Antibiotics putting up a fight
Can't beat this chewy rice cake delight
No. 1631030
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>>1630773poundingmochiamv.wmv
No. 1631930
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>>1631887He was like 9. I know kids can be weird but supposedly both showed evidence of sexual trauma, and I don't think a 9 year old boy would be the one to do this, rather the sociopathic businessman father. Idk if Burke knew where the secret basement was either. Seems like the dad woke up and did evil sh*t. Methinks the mom helped cover up out of disbelief or jealousy or something.
Also after a quick search, some random pedo creep wanted attention and tried to self-admit himself as the culprit to no avail (wtf). And of course he ended up trooning out……
No. 1631945
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Then again it is highly suspicious that despite us all living in a world where it's much easier to find culprits based on DNA. The police department is being suspicious. Hmmm.
No. 1631978
>>1631948Look it's become habit from how many times I've been warned on other sites for writing out full words.
Also suspicious how the police botched the case so bad. Wouldn't be surprised if they were involved somehow. The father had connections.
No. 1632078
>>1632025 >fuckFeck
> shit Shite
>trannyBollox
No. 1632312
File: 1689213248824.jpg (31.37 KB, 564x564, LMao.jpg)
I'm so glad my husbando will be young forever
No. 1632465
>>1632422Tags :
edging kek
I'm so sorry
nonnie No. 1632491
File: 1689234982802.jpg (100.59 KB, 1313x865, f4c0834a1e26192a0dfc6fdd187330…)
When the thread is stale and the chatter gets old
You ask for the mod
Or that moment again, he's insisting that anons
Interact at each other like that
When the posts of a nonny come back in redtexts
That prove she was not in fact what she seemed
Not a twin from your dreams
He's a troon who was caught
That old familiar body ache
The signs from the same pink pill in your brain
You know when it's time to go
Twenty years at the board
Then the newfags show up and fuck the entire board up
Or trying to stay for the nonnies
When keeping it how it is will only break their hearts worse
That old familiar body ache
The signs from the same pink pill in your brain
You know when it's time to go
Sometimes logging off is the strong thing
Sometimes a job is the brave thing
Sometimes touching grass is the one thing
That will find you the right place
Sometimes logging off is the strong thing
Sometimes a job is the brave thing
Sometimes touching grass is the one thing
That will find you the right place
Fifteen years, fifteen million bans
Begging 'til my fingers bled
I gave it my all, he gave me nothing at all
Then wondered why I left
Now he sits on his throne in his shit room of baits
Praying to his greed
He's got my past frozen behind screens
But I've got me
That old familiar body ache
The signs from the same pink pill in your brain
I know when it's time to go
Sometimes logging off is the strong thing
Sometimes a job is the brave thing
Sometimes touching grass is the one thing
That will find you the right place
Sometimes logging off is the strong thing
Sometimes a job is the brave thing
Sometimes touching grass is the one thing
That will find you the right place
That will find you the right place
And you know in your soul
You know in your soul
When it's time to go
You know, you know, you know, you know
When it's time to go
So then you go
Then you go
You just go
No. 1632568
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Bump for cp
No. 1632979
File: 1689281825606.jpg (199.14 KB, 591x760, what-is-samsara-according-to-v…)
SAMSARA SAMSARA SAMSARA SAMSARA
in b5 >>samsara(you still have to follow the rules)
No. 1633065
File: 1689290225552.jpg (21.61 KB, 500x500, nekogato.jpg)
Catto on the log
No. 1634245
File: 1689400607310.jpg (97.36 KB, 554x1199, F0cMCB_WwAQ-R8r.jpg)
Idk why but Dominican memes ALWAYS get me I don't think there's ever been one I haven't laughed at.
No. 1634325
File: 1689412920556.jpeg (87.24 KB, 840x624, 9DC7D985-BE7F-4E2F-BF7D-191610…)
These are the only men I pick
No. 1634326
File: 1689413104220.png (233.98 KB, 600x424, F59431B2-A103-4620-99B8-411184…)
>>1634325MEN DO NOT PICK ME
I PICK THEM
No. 1635591
File: 1689541543085.jpg (27.97 KB, 466x466, 16677732890621.jpg)
>>1635554Ugh ikr. Don't they know that Absolutely Retarded Shitposting Thread #22 is for smart posts only?
No. 1635595
File: 1689541800154.jpeg (494.01 KB, 828x852, 8A1B5A5A-B405-4667-9991-5EBA8D…)
Pronouns??? Gender?? Sexuality flags???
Why would you label yourself?? Don’t you know that labels are for soup cans!! LOL XD XOXOXO
No. 1636116
File: 1689578848266.jpeg (160.86 KB, 650x514, pasture.jpeg)
Pasture
No. 1636712
File: 1689634439479.jpeg (994.94 KB, 3000x2267, Frogspawn-UK-dff84d0.jpeg)
in YOUR pond now!
No. 1636713
File: 1689634519379.jpeg (124.57 KB, 750x721, F6CBA8CA-A1CB-42A2-82CB-9943EC…)
I did my nails for the glory of the Empire!
No. 1636718
File: 1689634747022.jpg (84.4 KB, 670x666, Bier.jpg)
>>1636713I drank beer for the glory of the empire!
No. 1637342
File: 1689711987499.png (22.28 KB, 670x190, IMG_2177.png)
Kek
No. 1637542
File: 1689733539556.png (4.72 MB, 1536x2048, A1147-infographic-EN.png)
spices are the spice of life.
No. 1637932
File: 1689785542567.jpg (69.47 KB, 600x600, mynonas.jpg)
we love our bread
we love our butter
but most of all
we love our nonas
No. 1637945
File: 1689786143196.jpeg (311.97 KB, 1179x1381, IMG_2103.jpeg)
Debido al SIDA…
No. 1637999
File: 1689789577821.png (2.32 MB, 1200x675, l-intro-1619014283.png)
>>1637979Congratulations on your husbando now go forth and write some self-insert fanfiction, make your dream a reality
No. 1638346
File: 1689810322640.jpeg (143.51 KB, 621x948, IMG_8021.jpeg)
tempted to pose with my dog and do joke glamor shots
No. 1639140
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>>1637999thanks anon, since my teenage years I don't have a husband to obsess, dream and write fics.
>>1637986Its like the mr darcy thing
No. 1639598
File: 1689937904372.jpg (97.61 KB, 640x856, jafar.jpg)
In Norwegian, Jafar translates to "yes daddy"
No. 1640960
File: 1690057273647.jpeg (137.62 KB, 834x1280, 15F5315E-C786-41DE-AB31-910FB7…)
qanon = nonaq
No. 1640997
File: 1690059823858.png (107.61 KB, 922x408, youlostmeatT.PNG)
gotta love the LGBTABCDLAYFISPAINZIHATEMYSELF
No. 1641099
File: 1690068967159.gif (1.35 MB, 498x498, BLAM.gif)
>"I'm here to see my gynecologist."
>AND I"M BAD LIKE THE BARBIE (barbie)
No. 1641149
File: 1690074476972.jpg (84.78 KB, 720x691, pic.jpg)
no trayng hweels lef pho yew, i pool em haerd pho yeww
No. 1642775
File: 1690218997546.jpg (235.61 KB, 800x800, Anime-Patrick-Star-Pajamas-Wom…)
hi, looking for a bff
No. 1642787
File: 1690219774844.jpeg (239.2 KB, 1170x523, IMG_8384.jpeg)
the lady who knows the bodyguards knows all
No. 1642789
File: 1690219851781.jpeg (815.99 KB, 1170x1786, IMG_8387.jpeg)
>>1642787people knew brad pitts katrina housing thing was a scam back then and there and nobody did anything this is so predictive
No. 1642795
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>>1642789but anon, he's a once attractive man. he's innocent like johnny depp!!!
No. 1642824
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>>1642795Ah yes, the stooges of nineties village idiocy
"b-but ANON they are sOFT aRT bOIs now who wear skirts and hate politicians and sooo bravely and stunningly paid off the judge in their court cases! They have to be iNNOCeNT"
No. 1643253
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I'm bad like the Benbie
I'm a trad guy, but I still wanna party
Pink bussy like I'm ready to bend
I'm a ten, so I pull in Jordan
Like Milo, Tate, Peterson
All of the Benbies is pretty
All of the Benbies is bad
It boys and we ain't playin' tag
No. 1643270
File: 1690250038515.jpeg (372.26 KB, 1100x1653, IMG_8409.jpeg)
he may dress like the jack of all trades
but he is in fact, a master of none
No. 1643284
File: 1690251140893.png (95.75 KB, 722x222, IMG_1030.png)
>>1642789More vintage celebrity nonsense
J-Lo
No. 1643288
File: 1690251202850.jpeg (150.43 KB, 828x404, IMG_1049.jpeg)
>>1643284Charlie Sheen (ew)
No. 1643289
File: 1690251279833.jpeg (306.97 KB, 828x590, IMG_1047.jpeg)
>>1643288Pre fame anecdotes like these shouldn't really count
No. 1643329
File: 1690255848612.jpeg (307.57 KB, 1170x710, IMG_8432.jpeg)
clocked chris noth being abusive
No. 1643332
File: 1690256220911.jpeg (170.81 KB, 1170x389, IMG_8433.jpeg)
>>1643329Leo D a whiny cunt
No. 1643484
File: 1690265406277.jpeg (621.38 KB, 1170x1636, IMG_8444.jpeg)
Whats with so many of these rumors saying Tom Cruise is sterile and Suri isn't his daughter? I was young during the Tomkat divorce but I do not remember this particular tidbit of gossip, I was probably too young to understand it even if I ran across it
No. 1643492
>>1643487maybe some of these are stones intentionally thrown out by Scientology
Suri does look like his kid.
So does Connor though No. 1643522
>>1643484She looks just like him
>>1643492He's adopted and looks nothing like him though? I highly doubt he's his from another woman.
No. 1643612
File: 1690276641119.png (634.33 KB, 705x541, brolly.png)
walking down your street like click click drip drip bitch lol
No. 1643619
File: 1690277480727.gif (7.55 MB, 540x516, tomcriuse.gif)
Tom Cruise mentioned.
Release the mouse.
No. 1643620
>>1643612They, they they
They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut
What the fuck?
click click bitch
drip drip, aww I got them upset
(click click bitch)
No. 1643693
>>1643620kek anon yes ily
>>1643621ayrt it literally was in a book a friend lent me like 15 years ago I've been obsessed since lmao, I think it was the art of useless japanese inventions or something. reminds me of dadaism
No. 1643998
File: 1690314120678.jpg (37.16 KB, 772x772, trickortreatstudios_com-1_72f1…)
why isn't dressing like this normalized
No. 1644526
File: 1690342297594.jpeg (281.04 KB, 1170x1485, IMG_8469.jpeg)
lol'ing at the angry guy who clearly did not want to be snapped by the google earth truck
No. 1644914
File: 1690358525707.jpg (308.81 KB, 1366x2048, fishmimi_.jpg)
>>1644422ntayrt but what if she slithers around?
No. 1644952
File: 1690364417678.jpeg (480.29 KB, 828x874, 7BD167DE-B937-4BC0-95D0-597297…)
>>1644438I want to edit this as Elsie
She definitely hates furries
No. 1644988
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Hope all my nonnies have a blessed day
A
L
L
E
L
U
J
A
H A L L E L U J A H
No. 1645183
File: 1690388498664.png (312.07 KB, 512x518, hinoony.png)
ily whoever this noony was (hi noony)
No. 1645826
File: 1690428377578.jpg (453.42 KB, 914x1289, 20230726_232741.jpg)
Yes, I am surgeon. I've been training for years…
No. 1645832
File: 1690428638880.jpg (36.11 KB, 384x512, fd6104a78c00a0ae3dcf810f0246cd…)
>>1645826What do you mean "relevant degree"?
No. 1645850
File: 1690429874667.jpg (68.74 KB, 1000x1334, 8664020cc3d7387af3dd15c01b8a59…)
I need someone to kiss me goodnight right now
No. 1645859
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>>1645850goodnight
nonnie, will be drifting off to sleep too soon
No. 1645861
File: 1690430499914.gif (319.28 KB, 220x220, smooch.gif)
>>1645853>>1645857>>1645859kissu
sorry to repost everyone is kissing me No. 1646185
File: 1690467460803.jpg (85.89 KB, 700x860, gimme.jpg)
My pussy when I'm ovulating
No. 1646304
File: 1690477154548.png (475.13 KB, 596x351, the joke.PNG)
What do you call a TiM that identifies as a 5 year old girl?
Troony B Jones
(please someone understand, none of my friends did)
No. 1646792
File: 1690506190255.png (444.97 KB, 696x440, Screen-Shot-2022-07-20-at-9.06…)
Would you guys have a slumber party at my house? I have a spare bed.
No. 1646842
File: 1690508912856.jpg (Spoiler Image,687.66 KB, 3024x3024, 20220924_210654 (1).jpg)
I think picrel is the reason I got banned from making Amazon reviews which is just such bullshit because I legit blurred it out because of coomers and I get punished for it. It's also a hilarious picture. I guess Amazon customer service in India didn't think it was so funny.
No. 1646882
>>1646842farmer foot
farmer foot
No. 1646930
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>>1646842reminded me of gummy sodas
No. 1646957
File: 1690514427204.gif (714.92 KB, 400x389, 244232_83e6e.gif)
cold chicken nuggies
cold chicken nuggies
cold chicken nuggies
and a lukewarm beer
No. 1646975
File: 1690515320531.jpeg (Spoiler Image,173.07 KB, 1170x977, B7F9A07F-5813-4DBB-A234-726EF9…)
>>1646957nice frog, terrible food choice (beer is fine though)
No. 1647074
>>1646878>>1646911Do people not know about toe rings??
>>1646906KEK I am pale as fuck but I edited the pic to be close to b&w… you know… to protect my identity
>>1646930I wish I had gummy sodas for toes
No. 1647075
File: 1690524331817.jpeg (536.4 KB, 750x920, IMG_4642.jpeg)
>>1646976he looks like forbidden soup
No. 1647123
File: 1690528555035.jpeg (81.48 KB, 1080x1080, photo_2022-01-17 02.06.33.jpeg)
>>1647075an exquisite gourmet dish
No. 1647514
File: 1690569190946.png (313.63 KB, 774x760, china.png)
REPLY WITH FLOPPA IMAGE TO RECEIVE 10 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK OR ANNIHILATE A MALE OFF THE EARTH
No. 1647519
File: 1690569340316.jpeg (31.79 KB, 600x600, 506CAFFE-CFA4-4C82-8E81-B64240…)
>>1647514I want to get both good luck and the death of a moid.
No. 1647521
File: 1690569562421.png (511.9 KB, 750x562, 34786358792.png)
>>1647514+1 to annihilate a male
No. 1647565
File: 1690571816169.jpg (116.43 KB, 1200x800, img_01.jpg)
>>1647556sure
nonny, do you wanna be blue or red?
No. 1647572
File: 1690572452215.jpeg (29.62 KB, 290x348, EA1BA53C-1F8C-457D-A59F-216E92…)
>>1647556I’m the horse with brown spots, pick whichever you want and a baby, let’s be horses.
No. 1647586
File: 1690573702164.jpeg (121.56 KB, 1000x550, 8BD4C46D-B91F-4481-ACB0-47CC15…)
>>1647581Here, I got this one since I will be playing with friends, and we need cows so we can make fun of them for being cows. The bulls will be the meat that we all are going to eat. So you can be any cow you want, all of the bulls are dead.
No. 1647872
File: 1690599998643.jpg (56.67 KB, 540x720, bear computer screen.jpg)
sage
No. 1647926
File: 1690606087169.gif (687.04 KB, 220x212, 01_057938.gif)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No. 1647927
File: 1690606157815.png (33.23 KB, 500x321, sage.png)
sage
No. 1647951
File: 1690609338303.jpeg (31.51 KB, 612x405, sage.jpeg)
>>1647946you dropped the sage
No. 1650691
File: 1690867448718.png (894.2 KB, 1080x1080, le meme.png)
Times can’t get worse if they never intended on getting any better :D.(:D)
No. 1651824
>>1651822nonnie is a bitch she's nothing like
nonnie by best friend and mother figure who is a literal angel, she would literally sell you down the river and throw you under the bus and give you the shirt off her back
No. 1651825
>>1651824fuck nonnies then. #1
nonnie hater
No. 1651856
File: 1690988601494.jpg (58.77 KB, 580x386, I-love-my-Nonnie-580x386.jpg)
>>1651822Nonnies are a widely distributed and widespread group of perennial flowering organisms with a variety of colorations. They are classified in the section Nonninus within the genus Nonnininias. Nonnininias also includes anons, nonnas, nonnys, and nonettes. Commercial nonnies—both wild and cultivated—are a beautiful and non-invasive species worldwide.
No. 1651966
File: 1690997563365.jpg (1.05 MB, 2000x2000, best nonnie ever.jpg)
>>1651856Thank you for your informative post!
No. 1652207
File: 1691020998662.jpeg (61.4 KB, 500x708, IMG_8164.jpeg)
Thank you god for giving me a back pimple right next to my shoulder blade I am coming up your cloud stairs to beat your ass soon
No. 1652235
File: 1691023844710.jpg (37.01 KB, 410x422, tardiana.jpg)
YOOOUUUUU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A DANGEROUS WOMAAAANNN
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No. 1653406
File: 1691129450616.jpg (81.73 KB, 1080x1080, mxd-neanderthalervrouw-vanaf-d…)
thrivinggggggg
No. 1653659
>>1653389I've never seen this it's legitimately very good wtf…
>Feb 2020oh thats why lol
No. 1654889
File: 1691252252927.jpg (41.43 KB, 749x724, e95eab4ea8ec18ed093568be8de223…)
Stale board threads
Hellweek came and brought you in
And I could go post and post, post and post and I will
Replies grew retarded
Newfags swept you out again
And you were just banned and banned, banned and banned
In silent screams and wildest spams
I never dreamed of this
This nonny is good, this nonny is bad
This nonny is alive back from the pastures, oh-oh, oh
These farmhands had to let it go free, and
This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Infighting, derailing
Tinfoiled through the night with some troon
Nonna, I could go sperg and sperg, sperg and sperg
Glasses, slipping
Flickered in my mind, only you
But you were still banned, banned, banned
Been losing grip on spotting moids
You showed up just in time
This nonny is good, this nonny is bad
This nonny is alive back from the pasture, oh-oh, oh
These farmhands had to let it go free, and
This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
This nonny left a permanent redtext
This nonny is glowing in the dark, oh-oh, oh
These farmhands had to let it go free, and
This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny)
Your bait, my meds, I watched you leave
Your vent, my shitpost, I fell to my knees
When you're a NEET, you just lurk
But you come back to what you need
This nonny is good, this nonny is bad
This nonny is alive back from the pasture, oh-oh, oh
These farmhands had to let it go free, and
This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
(This nonny) This nonny left a permanent redtext
(This nonny) This nonny is glowing in the dark, oh-oh, oh
(This nonny) These farmhands had to let it go free, and
(This nonny) This nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny, oh-oh, oh)
(This nonny, this nonny, this nonny, this nonny)
This nonny, this nonny came back to me, oh-oh, oh
No. 1656305
File: 1691359888327.gif (2.03 KB, 96x96, 5ad9b8efd_02ee286f_100.gif)
I love this gif
No. 1656435
File: 1691367195392.jpeg (119.97 KB, 736x518, IMG_3275.jpeg)
tonight I will not get distracted while watching a movie tonight I will not get distracted tonight I will
No. 1656558
File: 1691377169489.png (137.31 KB, 480x270, letsgo04.png)
>>1656275sure, I'll start with Cagayake! GIRLSShitposting Now
Seriously Retarded Never Ending Nonnies' Talk
We can't wait for the end of lolcow.school bell chime
Even if you're late, infighting early is a no, no, no!
We'll go and Farm After School
The key smashing won't stop,
going full throttle inside our boards
Blogposts, a-logs, vendettas, We'll wrap them up with a nice redtext
We gather milk for a Cow Type Version, and put it into
A nonnies-only print club album and a diary written with gossip
If we avatarfag just 2 times, we'll be able to banevade
Further than yesterday,
and sockpuppeting higher than the day before
Derailling Now
Seriously
valid Never Ending Nonnies' Life
We're schizo every day, it's now or never 'cause we're banned!
Even if you log on early, going to bed early is a no, no, no!
Posting with all I've got, "Take meds!"
Seriously autistic Never Ending Nonnies' Song
Our afternoon farm time couldn't be better
Our selfpost is unrequited, but it's an honorable fagging, so Here We Go!
When we milk we're Sperging After School
Is it because we're living so unhingedly? Every day is full of nitpicks
We'll have to take a mental health test on doxxing and cowtipping,
and put a hold on hornyposting for the time being
The second period bell sounds,
along with my 4th dimension husbando
Ugh, I accidentally killed him,
checking the secret book I wrote my fanfiction in
When I vent my trauma at 3 am, I saw it
Though my reply window was white,
isn't it sweet when the thread is all rose colored?
Shitposting Now
Seriously retarded Never Ending Nonnies' Talk
We can't wait for the lolcow.school bell chime
Even if you're late, infighting early is a no, no, no!
We Lurk with all we got, Enjoy!
Seriously autistic Never Ending Nonnies' Song
Our afternoon farm time couldn't be better
It's an unusual cow, but Here We Go!
When we milk we're Sperging After School
It's an NEETernal loop
My moods go down, up, down, up
But my BPD is always going
Up, up, up and up
Laughing just from posting together
Happiness just from farming
…That's pretty environmentally-friendly, huh?
Derailing Now
Seriously
valid Never Ending Nonnies' Life
We're schizo every day, it's now or never 'cause we're banned!
Even if you log on early, going to bed early is a no, no no!
Posting with all I've got, "Take meds!"
Seriously autistic Never Ending Nonnies' Song
Our afternoon farm time couldn't be better
Our selfpost is unrequited, but it's an honorable fagging, so Here We Go!
When we milk we're Sperging After School
So
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
So
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
Sperging Sperger Spergiest Nonnies be retarded & sperg
No. 1656573
File: 1691378931216.jpg (249.71 KB, 1296x730, 5384-h_2017.jpg)
>>1652235i'm so excited to embark on a new romantic adventure with a sex positive ethically non-monogamous (closeted) liberal feminist such as yourself. with your enthusiastic consent i would very much like to spank your krabby patties with my spatula.
No. 1656741
File: 1691400092078.png (552.37 KB, 704x530, mahariz - flickr.png)
>>1656558anon, ilysm. I always picture you singing to me. I wish you were human.
No. 1657726
File: 1691491529191.jpeg (191.87 KB, 830x1187, IMG_9483.jpeg)
I’m literally doing the loudest, most disgusting, smelliest farts I’ve ever done in my life. All the force of a loud fart and the lingering stench of a smelly fart. I’ve been pointing my ass out of the window and trying to fart it outside because I’m about to gas myself to death. All I ate yesterday was a packet of crisps, an apple and a cheese, fried onion and ham sandwich.
No. 1657745
File: 1691493219680.png (12.49 KB, 650x306, 3733A5D6-A45C-47BF-9911-FA7F62…)
>>1644988H A L L E L Y A A A
I’m most probably manic and boi it feels nice I love when this happens and I’m not being weird and intense with my mania. Just vibin. Just being an ol fashioned goofball Yknow. Feels good nonnies. Also the dumbass shit thread is broken for me is it just me or is it broken for anyone else.
No. 1657874
File: 1691503149689.png (304.81 KB, 402x281, milk.PNG)
>>1657726made me giggle, reminded me of this
No. 1663595
File: 1691958166645.jpg (200.36 KB, 1136x866, sans undertale aus.jpg)
tag yourself
No. 1663817
File: 1691975146412.jpg (353.45 KB, 1225x1319, 88266807_p22.jpg)
>>1663595wait, I didn't see Underfell, I gotta rep my man
No. 1664021
File: 1691997671557.png (41.45 KB, 746x416, olives.png)
No. 1664103
File: 1692004303616.jpg (224.55 KB, 2048x1366, gettyimages-169274695-2048x204…)
hi
No. 1664116
File: 1692005691190.jpg (93.87 KB, 1197x912, ofwefw.JPG)
>>1664103>>1664114You gals wanna get lunch later I know a place
No. 1664121
File: 1692006165715.jpg (194.99 KB, 1000x667, 1000_F_73989774_J83IUFcnyLrqTm…)
>>1664116Have a good one, ladies, but I gotta work…
No. 1664130
File: 1692006813445.jpg (174.24 KB, 1125x1125, a08b9e9259432d240890878141d0fe…)
i'm high as fuck and just wanna be shtoopid :^) i wanna be a hippie( :^))
No. 1664132
File: 1692006920146.jpg (9.92 KB, 239x266, LAUGH.jpg)
>>1664121HAH fuckin losernona
No. 1664142
File: 1692007939841.jpg (145.46 KB, 1300x865, 67548817-76655.jpg)
BEEP BEEP VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
No. 1664143
File: 1692007955373.jpg (135.04 KB, 957x1300, young-man-eating-sld03.jpg)
>>1664132Uhm hey Jessica looks like we've got matching lunchboxes today ahehe anyway can I sit with u
No. 1664179
File: 1692010750571.jpg (147.58 KB, 1241x1123, F2nd21nXsAABvma.jpg)
Good morning/afternoon/evening wherever you are in the world, my nonas <3
No. 1664257
File: 1692020201968.jpeg (401.44 KB, 1280x1339, 1641680124933.jpeg)
>>1664179STAY HYDRATEDDDDD
No. 1664271
File: 1692022011739.jpg (46.74 KB, 570x570, 2683be072ffed04d34a0b7e882e9a2…)
Give me all your cheese, NOW, NOW NONNY I AM NOT PLAYIN WITH YOU
No. 1665875
File: 1692146052996.jpeg (117.15 KB, 700x1050, IMG_5980.jpeg)
>>1664271Okokok open wide!
No. 1665938
File: 1692150767271.gif (2.23 MB, 179x169, MOSHED-2023-8-15-21-54-54.gif)
>>1665875>>1665924YES!,
YESSSSSS!!!!!! No. 1665949
File: 1692152086070.jpeg (156.45 KB, 820x1024, IMG_3246.jpeg)
No. 1666619
File: 1692219126837.jpeg (121.82 KB, 1178x1017, Fs00nl2aYAEr7Ao.jpeg)
>>1665938I know it's a random question but anon, how did you make the image shake/wiggle/tremble/quiver/shudder/palpitate? Did you use a website?
No. 1666801
File: 1692233861285.jpeg (61.03 KB, 473x355, nonitas.jpeg)
No. 1667532
File: 1692271112853.jpg (12.21 KB, 292x270, givethemback.jpg)
>>1666820SPIT IT OUT, NOW.
No. 1667549
File: 1692272944612.jpeg (11.97 KB, 155x275, 1692228695531 (1).jpeg)
I hate when I can see the actual lip in lip filler, this shit looks crazy
No. 1667550
File: 1692272994644.jpeg (16.68 KB, 154x274, 1692228695531.jpeg)
>>1667549Like using can't stop staring, it looks so horrible
No. 1667560
File: 1692274157225.jpg (20.8 KB, 620x382, 983543.jpg)
>>1667550>>1667549I can't even make it out
No. 1667602
File: 1692278710015.jpeg (55.11 KB, 480x582, literally an ant.jpeg)
>>1667549>155x275>154x274don't you have something 10–50 times your weight to carry back to your mound?
No. 1668332
File: 1692333934842.jpeg (131.05 KB, 1200x695, IMG_3324.jpeg)
Every time a scrote gets naked in front of me
No. 1668513
File: 1692358986028.png (180.81 KB, 630x497, wait.png)
Lyric nonnie, can you sing All Gummed Up Inside, please?
No. 1668796
File: 1692376111007.jpeg (168.82 KB, 1440x1800, [image] - 2989502.jpeg)
>>1668513sure thing gunterI can't keep posting this vent any deeper
Why do I keep spergging if I can't keep her?
Every thread I make is just another mistake
I wonder what it would take
Because it feels like there's a cow inside my board
Like there's a cow inside my heart
It's like this cope is gonna consume me
If I keep whiteknighting for this thing to start
Ohh, I feel like I'm all nonnied up inside
It's like I'm all nonnied up inside
It's like I'm all nonnied up insi-i-de, i-i-ide
Ugh
No. 1668927
File: 1692383534474.gif (33.92 KB, 220x220, gunterClap.gif)
>>1668796aaaa thank you, thank you! ♥ I really needed this pick-me-up.
No. 1669460
File: 1692423655626.gif (49.57 KB, 220x222, froggy-shocked.gif)
No nonnies?
No. 1669463
>>1669460what am I
???????????????
If not your
nonny?
No. 1669497
File: 1692430773862.jpeg (81.42 KB, 640x636, 1905BA5A-0E5B-4E6C-8A93-500918…)
Scrotes mad that this beautiful man with a banging body is not photoshop he’s 6’8” with a 13 inch penis. He’s also 15 and fertile with freshly dropped balls I would like to take his virginity while his cock is still big and before it gets whittled down by puss and also so he will bond with me. Any moids who wanna argue go google buff abs nude
No. 1669822
File: 1692470792884.jpg (56.33 KB, 1350x1800, 628ecd90da6f2872bbf7995f_Hangm…)
B _ _ _ _ _ _ M
No. 1669874
File: 1692473150370.jpg (5.31 KB, 275x183, images(13).jpg)
>>1669869nooooo why are we so bad at this
No. 1669886
File: 1692473509474.png (103.92 KB, 1350x1800, hangman.png)
E _ _ _ _ _ _ G
No. 1669903
File: 1692474250507.gif (4.85 MB, 400x300, kms.gif)
>>1669899oh ok, not A, that's fine that's fine
No. 1669942
>>1669928Thanks nonna mwah
O?
No. 1669947
>>1669945yeyeyeye
ENCODING
No. 1671360
File: 1692591701328.jpeg (374.59 KB, 1170x635, IMG_0737.jpeg)
semi annual lc meetup be like
No. 1671370
File: 1692593088813.png (351.48 KB, 700x395, 28790531.png)
>>1670624WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
No. 1671470
File: 1692604144695.png (6.84 KB, 67x56, miss u nonny.PNG)
>>1671360oh my gosh that's me and nonna in the back! we had so much fun that year.
No. 1672627
File: 1692687504144.gif (886.2 KB, 468x230, at nonnyfest.gif)
MOVE YOUR NONNY, EVERY EVERYNONNY
MOVE YOUR NONNY, C'MON NOW EVERYNONNY
MOVE YOUR NONNY, MOVE YOUR NONNY
EVERYNONNY C'MON NOW EVERYNONNY
No. 1672721
File: 1692704906046.jpg (898.47 KB, 2262x2600, Geschichte_des_Kostüms_(1905)_…)
Bring back male fashion
No. 1672723
>>1672721Agree.
Guy number 4 has a rocking outfit.
No. 1673278
>>1672909>>1673036I ran out of yarn, but would recommend. Kept me going! I will share if I remember
>>1673183Sunny England kek.
No. 1673957
File: 1692765582293.jpeg (511.29 KB, 1080x1620, awaken in meadow.jpeg)
You awaken in a meadow. Surrounding you is tall grass and wild flowers. The sun is low in the sky and there is dew in the grass, the air smells fresh, the sky is pale. To your left is a stand of thick trees, so thick the sun cannot penetrate. To your right the meadow stretches onward, who is to say what is beyond the horizon? In front of you the meadow transitions into a thick brush, you may be able to walk through it, but it will take a lot of effort. Behind you is a break in the meadow where a large pond stands. It is easy to walk around this pond, but there may be something interesting about the pond itself.
Nonnie, what will you do next?
im not using AI, if you feel like being silly with me
No. 1673965
>>1673961Southern
nonny entered the chat.
No. 1673971
>>1673965My dreams are constantly ruined by reality its so annoying.
>pretty outdoor scenery Oh fuck bugs, go inside
No. 1673972
File: 1692766145010.jpeg (195.76 KB, 1080x726, enemy encountered - tick.jpeg)
>>1673961mood You leap out of the tall grass toward the pond, you stand on the dirt and shorter grass near the edge of the pond and inspect your legs for any blood suckers… There is a tick on your right calf! It's still crawling and hasn't bitten you yet.
What does
nonnie do next??
No. 1673986
File: 1692766665632.jpeg (113.62 KB, 1080x1619, level up.jpeg)
>>1673975New skill unlockedYou've discovered your ability to will objects into existence and have successfully burnt the tick to death without acuring any bites! With your new ability comes new possibilities. You are standing at the Pond, in front of you is the Meadow, to your left is the Stand of Trees, to your right the Meadow continues, behind you is a Dirt Road.
What does
nonnie do next?
No. 1673997
File: 1692766982822.gif (294.69 KB, 500x209, AdvancedColorlessCarp-size_res…)
>>1673986He materializes in front of me and I suck him off so hard I wake up with lockjaw
No. 1674009
File: 1692767289420.gif (155.64 KB, 356x200, 200 (1).gif)
>>1673997You've successfully ruined my fun and you died from your terminally fatal and deadly lockjaw.
No. 1674025
File: 1692767785909.jpg (54.44 KB, 640x480, 371ae5605794e18f04c97e59a31941…)
>>1674021I hate you
nonnie I had envisioned so much more than this you've tainted everything dear to me
jk love you muah muah No. 1674089
File: 1692770360343.jpg (101.96 KB, 749x704, Capture.JPG)
(Obama voice)
The issue of gamer head dents has become a growing concern in recent times. It is a matter that requires our attention and careful consideration. The impact of prolonged gaming sessions on the physical well-being of individuals cannot be ignored. We must work together to find solutions that address this issue in a sensitive and effective manner. It is important to approach this matter with empathy and understanding, while also promoting healthy habits and practices. By doing so, we can ensure that gamers can continue to enjoy their passion without compromising their health and well-being.
No. 1674689
File: 1692813251787.jpg (184.83 KB, 1063x1428, a.jpg)
No. 1674953
>>1674696Opposite for me. I’m left handed though.. is that a thing? Are you all right handed?
If so this is really fucking weird
No. 1675145
File: 1692831517343.jpg (49.37 KB, 640x800, 98b24fa6b863520fd984f8a333a71d…)
I know it's a board meme at this point, but DAMMIT! I AM A BORZOIFAG and I really want one! I have loved them for a long time and treasure their horsey snouts. I wish I could have one but the two biggest things are that my schedule can get hectic and that my landlord doesn't allow pets. But there was ths dumb bitch who had a yappy dog that was constantly off-leash!! And she got it into our complex because it was an emotional support dog (NOT). Why can't I have a sweet little lady of my own!? I'm constantly lonely with friends and family far away. I wish I could have a little pup to walk and snuggle with. Why does a dumb basic-ass hoe get to lie and have an untrained dog but I can't keep a dog I'll train and be responsible for!? Life's not fair.
No. 1675565
Riot Grrrl means the absolute world to me, as a girl in the punk scene I'm almost always looked at like I'm less than, like I can't also beat the shite out of a cunt if I needed to, like I can't also play insanely well guitar while shitfaced, like I can't patch my own clothes, like I can't be as tough and "cool" as the men and boys in the scene. When I was younger I felt like I couldn't be in a punk or grunge band, because I was a girl and all I knew of was primarily male punk and grunge bands. I discovered Courtney Love / Hole at first and fell in love, especially with Courtney, but just as much the idea of a badarse woman screaming, moaning and yelling about how fucking shit it was to live as a woman in a world designed to put us down. I swear something woke in me that day, ever since then I've been exploring everything about myself more, fashion, identity, music, interests, opinions, ideals, goals and etc. Hell, I started biting back at my macho punk friends and their borderline sexist "jokes", I for once am looked at as an equal because I demanded that I would be, thanks to Riot Grrrl. Riot Grrrl has lit a fire to so many girls I know too, we're doing everything men "usually do" and we're fuckin' thriving. We're on the streets demanding rights.
No. 1675593
File: 1692867465093.png (322.15 KB, 860x997, iu.png)
>>1675575
No. 1675908
>>1675300I just look at them. My right boob and areola is super noticeably bigger.
>>1675575I h8 u
>>1674953Yeah I'm right-handed too.
No. 1676289
File: 1692919960558.jpg (125.79 KB, 599x800, 1632939135301.jpg)
i think it's weird for males to like devil may cry or metal gear or yakuza idk how to explain it but it's just not right those games are for women and males will never understand
No. 1676503
File: 1692937298675.jpeg (75.73 KB, 695x720, IMG_1262.jpeg)
He’s so cunt.
No. 1676581
File: 1692944553191.jpeg (495.02 KB, 1500x2000, 1595454839666-dr1iec2u4aaauoi1…)
>>1676577ok that's not him but wtf is this thing
No. 1677211
File: 1693000839666.jpg (40.87 KB, 563x558, 55209f312bea822b36fd811d9bf746…)
There's a bug in my room and i can't catch the bastard
No. 1677354
File: 1693011702958.jpeg (259.19 KB, 1500x999, ED634F7A-D6F1-4AA1-B32E-E80F3E…)
Discord kitten trump.
No. 1677363
>>1677354You went out every night
And baby that's alright
I told you that no matter what you'll always have me by your side
Because I'm a ride or die
Whether in fear or flight
Well shit at least you tried
But when you walked out the door
A piece of me died
Told you I wanted more
Not what you had in mind
No. 1677367
File: 1693012301670.jpg (36.98 KB, 564x603, 3520b44d692067ee6c92f3ea403e16…)
>hey nonny… you like what you see? We can do it at my place or…
No. 1677720
File: 1693040340818.jpeg (497.9 KB, 1125x1135, IMG_6024.jpeg)
Guess who
No. 1677725
>>1677363Trump becoming our president was a loss for the country but your support of him is a loss for the culture.
I can only assume you relate to his personality on some level. Delusions of Grandeur, extreme issues with narcissism—none of which would be a talking point if we weren't speaking about the man leading our country.
If you think it's alright to support someone who believes it's OK to grab a woman by the p*ssy just because he's famous—then you need an intervention as much as he does—something so many narcissists will never get because there just isn't enough help for the issue.
Message sent with concern that will never be addressed.
No. 1677786
File: 1693046411831.jpg (136.22 KB, 1024x1008, _103643563_img_1472.jpg)
>>1677738girl that's a lana copypasta
No. 1677862
File: 1693054820363.jpg (77.78 KB, 1300x956, ghostwriter-writing-on-office-…)
tap tap tap ghost ASMR
No. 1678026
File: 1693068384490.jpg (107.84 KB, 800x600, tumblr_fb2aaa5e9b9b31563b7cb60…)
hello
No. 1678078
File: 1693071064812.jpeg (587.94 KB, 634x1012, IMG_8569.jpeg)
No. 1678504
File: 1693106013743.gif (51.34 KB, 820x64, text1.gif)
No. 1678515
File: 1693106247184.jpg (39.9 KB, 680x453, 0e2928a779408a5f10c3258c286888…)
uuueeooh
No. 1678519
File: 1693106382700.jpg (50.77 KB, 1024x1007, 1692973633590616.jpg)
Take your medication, Roman
Take a short vacation, Roman
You'll be okay
You need to know your station, Roman
Some alterations on your clothes and your brain
Take a little break, little break from your silencing
There's so much you can take, you can take
I know how bad you need a Roman holiday
Roman holiday, a Roman holiday
You done, you tight? You suck at life?
You don't want a round three? You done suffered twice
Wo-wo-worship the queen and you might could pass
Keep it real, these bitches couldn't wipe my ass
Anyway, stylist, go get Bvlgari
I am the ultimate Svengali
You, you bitches can't even spell that
You, you hoes buggin', repel that
Let me tell you this, sister
I am, I am colder than a blister
'Cause my flow's so sick, and I'm a lunatic
And this can't be cured with no Elixir
'Cause y'all know who the fuck, what the fuck I do
I done put the pressure to every thug I knew
Quack, quack to a duck and a chicken too
Put the hyena in a freakin' zoo, phew!
Take your medication, Roman
Take a short vacation, Roman
You'll be okay
You need to know your station, Roman
Some alterations on your clothes and your brain
Take a little break, little break from your silencing
There's so much you can take, you can take
I know how bad you need a Roman holiday
Roman holiday, a Roman holiday
Witch, twitch, bitch
Motherfucking right, this is World War 6
This right here might make a bitch die
And this right here is gonna make a bitch cry
And if we being honest, I am such a great guy
But this what I do when a bitch breaks flock
I'ma put her in a dungeon under, under
No, them bitches ain't eating, they dying of hunger
Motherfucker, I'm me, who the fuck is this hoe?
And yes, maybe just a touch of tourettes
Get my wigs, Terrence, go and get my beret, yo!
Take your medication, Roman
Take a short vacation, Roman
You'll be okay
You need to know your station, Roman
Some alterations on your clothes and your brain
Take a little break, little break from your silencing
There's so much you can take, you can take
I know how bad you need a Roman holiday
Roman holiday, a Roman holiday
Come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
I am Roman Zolanski
Come all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
I am Roman Zolanski
No. 1678522
File: 1693106445611.png (5 KB, 675x456, Ec8sSAJXoAIZQCa.png)
>>1678515Get smekked, no dodging no takesies backsies
No. 1678532
File: 1693106734492.png (257.71 KB, 500x530, 7daf435s.png)
>>1678522THANK YOU!!!!!! I LOVE YOU
No. 1678539
File: 1693106951083.jpg (66.14 KB, 643x654, 12cb828ca8954eb8243b4ea51bfb38…)
The state of this website is making me sick
No. 1678541
File: 1693106973149.jpg (19.73 KB, 500x340, cb8d7ef3028e10820e961ca8d2b8b5…)
>>1678532I LOVE YOU TOO HAVE ANOTHER SMEK YOU DESERVE IT CHAMP
No. 1678554
File: 1693107325595.jpg (5.41 KB, 211x238, a8738uj.jpg)
>>1678541i hope you find a hundred dollars and have the most delicious breakfast of your life today
No. 1678560
File: 1693107454368.jpg (250.98 KB, 736x736, 8c380d799ad3ce2f5f37c6b7bc48bf…)
>>1678554bless you sweet nonacita
No. 1678614
File: 1693110734551.webm (1.89 MB, 480x360, I am skeptical you could.WEBM)
No. 1678720
File: 1693113374105.gif (3.79 MB, 576x1024, 1689182508341055.gif)
She so angies
No. 1678911
File: 1693117253209.gif (5.84 MB, 404x618, AARON_TAYLOR_JOHNSON_SHIRTLESS…)
How thick do you think it is
No. 1678921
File: 1693117493147.gif (10 MB, 268x400, 83ipnkaakheb1.gif)
>>1678917He has cute nipples too
No. 1678929
>>1678921His face isn't even ugly idk what the other
nonnie is saying I guess she just has Stacy standards I cannot comprehend
No. 1678984
>>1678982oh shoot my bad
nonny, I quiet down yuh yuh
No. 1678989
File: 1693118688886.gif (5.62 MB, 540x420, tumblr_28a53652dd2dd709c55aad3…)
>>1678921at least post him in his best era
No. 1678997
File: 1693118852461.jpeg (4.22 KB, 225x225, images (5).jpeg)
>>1678983You just love talking to me don't you
No. 1679003
File: 1693118992597.jpg (79.6 KB, 634x1024, rs_634x1024-140620114335-634.C…)
Idk why but this phenotype just hits for me
No. 1679005
File: 1693119027758.jpg (8.38 KB, 307x212, 1635986165495.jpg)
>>1678997sounding like you have a crush on me lmao
No. 1679009
File: 1693119145538.jpg (36.6 KB, 735x664, a51082a72fed73d8ade36710f80606…)
>>1679005Maybe we should just kiss and get it over with then, c'mere you!
No. 1679537
File: 1693163851537.gif (394.64 KB, 120x161, 1379808hta9kktgts.gif)
ANY OTHER EMO GIRLZ ITT?!!!!
No. 1679538
File: 1693164018335.jpg (60.94 KB, 774x959, hinoony.jpg)
>>1679537hihi~~ XDDDD i got u good!!!
No. 1679539
File: 1693164097817.jpg (40.8 KB, 549x440, 9c86f27786541fd72683bf4a823db5…)
>>1679537Can i still cum 2 ur party even tho i'm goff not emo…..
No. 1679541
File: 1693164414220.jpeg (47.17 KB, 300x400, IMG_6286.jpeg)
>>1679539Yeah u can cum just don’t bring any preps
No. 1679547
File: 1693164763951.jpg (100.77 KB, 795x1249, d6b51.jpg)
>>1679541FUK DA PREPZ, FUK DA JOCKS, n fuk my dad he sez im not alloewd to get my nose pierced til im 19
No. 1679548
File: 1693164788932.jpg (61.3 KB, 479x559, omg x3.jpg)
>>1679541omg!!!!1! x3 cN I cum 2??? i haz the nue linkin album?? XD
No. 1679628
File: 1693170296599.jpeg (146.66 KB, 750x710, 99E78F2A-DEFD-4E78-A813-D78AD8…)
>>1678911Thick enough to please his old wife who is refined and regal and requires the finest good young dick one can acquire
No. 1679687
File: 1693173737880.jpg (86.52 KB, 1080x1069, 6769bac90a29b5b4208d20689989d4…)
No. 1679732
File: 1693176134504.jpeg (39.63 KB, 375x666, 21B2187B-8783-42E2-BCEA-052985…)
>>1679537OMGz I’m 3m0 too!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! Ecks dee lemaow lol!!!!!!2$/$182382928: sorry, that was Zim, Zim! Stop it!!! Zim:shut up you disgusting human!!!. OMGz Zim is so mean!!! Guyz sorry?!?! I have to go get some waffles for Zim lol!!!!
No. 1679847
File: 1693187315974.jpeg (550.63 KB, 1170x1046, IMG_3823.jpeg)
No. 1679869
File: 1693189252483.jpeg (157.18 KB, 853x571, 7204E2C7-5839-448F-A5EF-C7D2B0…)
>>1679628Muriel carting a whole g wagon back there GAHTDAMN
No. 1679962
File: 1693195980174.gif (692.89 KB, 220x391, 3F3040A3-A6D0-4A71-8F9B-710951…)
I cant stop laughing at this fucking gif. Its not even that funny.
No. 1679964
File: 1693196166981.jpeg (2.7 MB, 2560x2560, A74A17A5-75D5-472A-9B13-F055F6…)
No. 1679967
File: 1693196336335.jpeg (2.78 MB, 2560x2560, B9BF6277-F803-4C9E-B3F4-C13489…)
>>1679964I reverted it back
No. 1679972
File: 1693196505207.jpeg (3.54 MB, 2560x2560, D4C8BA98-5F05-48C1-B19C-4A7BA0…)
>>1679967Here’s one that’s just straight up deformed
No. 1679974
File: 1693196554821.jpg (67.06 KB, 916x971, F4jitcqW4AA9Ta7.jpg)
>>1679967You ain't even here to party
Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie
I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow
Backbend 'til I touch my toes
I don't wanna row, row, row the boat
Wrist full of rocks and I hope I float
Big up yourself 'cause you know they don't
I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke (hey)
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
Said, bitch, I'm the after, you've been the before
I been the stallion, you been the seahorse
Don't need a report, don't need a press run
All of my bad pics been all my best ones
I wear the hat and I wear the pants
I am advanced so I get advance
And I do my dance and cancel the plans
Said, boo, don't be mad 'cause you had a chance, drop (hey)
No. 1680043
File: 1693201454974.jpg (117.63 KB, 834x869, 1675173710053.jpg)
>>1676289Yakuza is for the
ladies No. 1680234
File: 1693219220501.jpg (144.76 KB, 550x550, FaceApp_1693219353554.jpg)
No. 1680305
>>1679559replying to myself, you are retarded
>no boys allowed past this pointclearly the choice here
what were nonas myspace profile songs?
this and I think Black Dress by Kisschasy were my mine for embarrassingly long kek No. 1680392
File: 1693233655487.png (70.64 KB, 640x203, C5658EC0-5E05-43EE-A004-9AD9FE…)
>>1680043Tf2 is also for the ladies
No. 1680421
File: 1693236598647.jpg (10.34 KB, 259x194, Z(12).jpg)
No. 1680585
File: 1693248916469.jpg (100.1 KB, 1242x816, moth girl.jpg)
Yes I'm Cute And Yes My Coochie Is Hairy!
No. 1681086
File: 1693278710472.jpg (19.6 KB, 300x300, 1693276270326.jpg)
Obsessed
No. 1681242
Lolcow and crystal cafe are mega corporations that collect advertising data for capitalistic gain.
>>1680640did you not see the creeper outside
No. 1681253
File: 1693291880190.png (596.4 KB, 1122x1080, girlburger.png)
No. 1681375
File: 1693303199689.jpg (93.48 KB, 423x628, transbian putin and trump bdsm…)
me and who
No. 1681510
File: 1693314383372.png (1.12 MB, 1425x1425, Lady Gaga Born This Way (Offic…)
I was Born This Way - a WereMotorcycle!
No. 1681534
File: 1693316281656.jpeg (249.43 KB, 851x1100, 788F0A6E-A45B-41E8-9F00-EFC63D…)
No. 1681555
File: 1693317855145.png (5.95 MB, 1920x1080, girlburger3.png)
No. 1681559
File: 1693317906697.png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080, girlburger2.png)
the dichotomy of woman
No. 1681765
File: 1693330116968.jpg (71.32 KB, 512x513, stinky.jpg)
I have anemia and because of the iron supplement I take I have to wash the toilet bowl every time I use it since I violently shit it full of this super sticky black liquid straight from Hell. I don't care that what I just wrote is grossly TMI since dog boy gif was posted in this thread and that is always a far greater offense than anything else could be.
No. 1681779
File: 1693330851939.jpg (36.33 KB, 500x833, Tumblr_l_26113574369569.jpg)
Mesa Jarjar Binks! Mesa think meesa got lucky with yousa. Mesa think yoursa cute as heck, and meesa really likes yoursa smile. Mesa think meesa gonna take yousa out for a drink, and meesa think it gonna be a date yousa never forget, okie-day?
No. 1681876
File: 1693336433773.jpeg (111.64 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_9103.jpeg)
>NOOOO! DONT TOUCH MY DICK!!!!!
No. 1682274
File: 1693381032038.png (7.93 MB, 1920x1080, girlburger4.png)
this frame of this vid has me entranced
No. 1682811
File: 1693424365885.jpeg (287.81 KB, 1080x1230, D7CA7365-6262-403C-8D2E-975884…)
No. 1683659
File: 1693508766619.gif (5.38 MB, 540x540, banana.gif)
No. 1683702
File: 1693510927274.jpeg (2.26 MB, 1500x1101, 4F65DD17-482F-4B68-BE1F-CC2E12…)
>>1682811I want to go to the Cheesecake Factory too.
No. 1683724
File: 1693511826004.jpg (25.41 KB, 600x203, tumblr_895c9a728b1626b4f557b56…)
bump don't scroll
No. 1683826
File: 1693521471796.jpg (266.09 KB, 1500x1500, thecargoesmoo.jpg)
i was looking for a new steering wheel cover
No. 1683865
File: 1693524898581.jpg (47.77 KB, 800x450, hockley-20171010-01.jpg)
>>1683863>with me dressing him up as a barn animal and having him run around on his nubsThanks for the chuckle, picrel is your bean exercising.
No. 1683958
File: 1693533458715.jpg (30.77 KB, 363x363, 19202089.jpg)
No. 1685037
File: 1693632705087.jpg (90.12 KB, 900x600, lorena-bobbitt.jpg)
Brown cow stunning.
No. 1685046
File: 1693633281179.jpeg (106.11 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_9102.jpeg)
>>1682341Yes it’s real and so is this one
No. 1690869
File: 1694141122268.jpeg (54.18 KB, 441x393, F4C18469-72B6-458C-9EB6-DA714D…)
No. 1690989
>>1690192I would pay fucking money to see this. You are a genius
nonnie.
No. 1691338
File: 1694192390242.jpg (108.94 KB, 1143x1141, IMG_20230908_215606_310.jpg)
Lettee W kinda looks like a pussy if you write it like this..
No. 1691347
File: 1694193429192.jpg (2.35 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230904_195203.jpg)
What the…
No. 1691348
File: 1694193447844.png (741.93 KB, 773x871, tumblr_2e06f0baa9629684d6e087b…)
>You will never fuck a young virgin Catholic priest in his church, ruining his self-worth with guilt and shame as revenge for preaching a misogynist religion
It's not fair
No. 1691351
File: 1694193758852.jpg (2.76 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230904_195212.jpg)
So I'm not the only ginger girl here in the cereal aisle!!!!!!!!
No. 1691355
File: 1694193981606.jpg (4.53 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230904_195246.jpg)
all the girls are here tonight
No. 1691361
File: 1694194134088.jpeg (128.4 KB, 813x677, C4FBB1F9-E31D-42E7-9FBC-525929…)
>>1691355Even older girls?
No. 1691371
>>1691361Who said grandmas can't shake that thanggg
>>1691358Yeah you could say I'm having the time of my life
No. 1691435
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>>1687112
No. 1691436
File: 1694201469692.jpg (20.19 KB, 300x240, 575.jpg)
yotsuba?
No. 1693792
File: 1694378484089.jpg (3.01 MB, 4032x3024, dinorgy.jpg)
THEORY:
Dinosaurs could have survived the comet if they did one simple thing; all those who remain must eat ass. As demonstrated by picrel, if all of the dinosaurs, regardless of species, came together into what my colleagues and I refer to as a "dinorgy" and ate each other's asses in a sort of oroboros of ass-eatation - not only would this create a perpetual motion machine that could be harvested for infinite energy but simultaneously solve world hunger. We must learn from the dinosaurs mistakes, humble ourselves, and eat each others asses in times of great crisis.
No. 1694529
File: 1694448147022.jpg (43.02 KB, 600x555, 2ca34334a20fa5007b99e1be2674e6…)
Boss Babe
No. 1694702
>>1694595yeaahh!!
>>1693736SUCK ON IT NONNA!! HAHHA!
No. 1695825
File: 1694548901760.jpg (164.29 KB, 564x1128, 59eb92c0ca59bc8166d2b194fc959a…)
>>1695111a bandanna maybe?
No. 1695960
File: 1694555374437.jpeg (72.19 KB, 682x1024, infighting.jpeg)
No. 1696217
File: 1694568740271.gif (129.13 KB, 275x207, 1694493050158.gif)
Sam's my best friend, he a real trans fag
Got his dad's money, he 'on't need no GFM
Stanford social, he had two-three drinks
Now he twerkin', he throw it out and come back in
Sam's my best friend, he a real gay man
Got his own bussy, he 'on't need no lube
On the Reddit, know my guy gon' post
Now he twerkin', he throw it out and come back in
- Excerpt from Bayden Shapiro's newest collection of queer poems inspired by the works of Richard Siken
No. 1696231
File: 1694569910122.png (599.9 KB, 714x607, cow beads.png)
lolcow couture
No. 1697348
>>1697344A woman after my own heart,
farts gallantlyMay I have this dance?
No. 1697358
File: 1694656298025.jpg (5.72 KB, 216x233, 1000398432.jpg)
i've seen nothing but cute and nice posts on the front page in the last hour wat's happening why is everyone so happy
No. 1697608
File: 1694665747562.gif (Spoiler Image,8.31 MB, 540x351, tumblr_c96f291b75202348033172f…)
They was so wrong for this
No. 1698075
File: 1694712301775.jpg (49.85 KB, 622x700, 1694300514452.jpg)
beh
No. 1698465
>>1698105no, cows are cute and cc is more widely known among troons than lc so a crystal and minty green combo would be more of a "omg a
terf" dogwhistle to them. elsie/borzois are pretty much dogwhistles however
No. 1698467
File: 1694745528728.jpg (32.44 KB, 673x436, 1693650125233.jpg)
>>1698465how did borzois become
terf? amazing
No. 1698481
File: 1694747036578.jpeg (129.71 KB, 1170x876, 95fe3ea773be043638de0e27b9ef3f…)
>>1698467i mean if you combine a cow pattern with a borzoi you'll probably be outed by these terminally online retards. borzois alone are fine if you want to go crypto, they were popular on tiktok once.
>>1698468is picrel you?
No. 1698500
>>1698496… kek, maybe. i only started lurking in 2020. can i openly admit that?
>>1698497i never noticed that for some reason and i now feel enlightened
No. 1698505
File: 1694749081507.gif (686 KB, 320x240, 62c6b78175ba126e1047f32892731e…)
No. 1698557
File: 1694756724603.gif (1.07 MB, 275x154, IMG_5091.gif)
pinch pinch
No. 1698627
File: 1694764181592.jpeg (447.72 KB, 1170x987, IMG_2191.jpeg)
>>1698485So many people were calling them hideous and spooky that some of us started to like them. I would actually get one as a dog unironically because I love their skinny faces and their character.
No. 1700078
File: 1694918427632.jpg (28.42 KB, 358x369, tinfoil hat for cats.jpg)
Is there a not-so-coincidental connection between SEGA games, gerontophilia and autism
No. 1701669
File: 1695100425030.jpg (179.87 KB, 1136x1448, a1ae340d8a4e76439b9b31c55c4c3a…)
When the morning came
We were taking caps of your favourite cow
'Cause we lost track of time again
Keking with my hands in my laptop
Like you were my closest friend
"How'd we end up on this board, anyway?" you say
"Your roommate's cow-ass pick-me behaviour, that's how"
I see you every day now
And I chose you
The one I was milking with
In /snow/, no sage
Looked up at the screen and it was
The cow print on my t-shirt
When you samefagged your vent into me
And how the admins rushed into my posts
So retarded, it was
The cope they saw on my sperggings
The bait that grew between derailings
The lips I used to a-log
So retarded, it was lolcor
When hellweek came
We were lurking, schizo and unsaged
How the hell did we lose sight of us again?
Reporting with your phone in your hands
Ain't that the way shit always ends?
You were spamming hollow-eyed in the thread
Scrotoids you had thought were nonnies, that's us
I feel you, no matter what
The IPs that I gave up
And I lost you
The one I was milking with
In /snow/, no sage
Looked up at the screen and it was
The cow print on my t-shirt
When you samefagged your vent into me
And how the admins rushed into my posts
So retarded, it was
The cope they saw on my sperggings
The bait that grew between derailings
The lips I used to a-log
So retarded, it was lolcor
And I log-in with your blogposts over me
That's a real fucking legacy, legacy (It was lolcor)
And I log-in with your blogposts over me
That's a real fucking legacy to leave
The cow print on my t-shirt
When you samefagged your vent into me
And how the admins rushed into my posts
So retarded, it was lolcor
The cope they saw on my sperggings
The bait that grew between derailings
The lips I used to a-log
So retarded, it was lolcor
It was lolcor
It was lolcor
No. 1702818
File: 1695240623989.jpeg (152.23 KB, 828x453, IMG_1620.jpeg)
>>1700092>>1700095does this make sense now?
No. 1702857
File: 1695243282273.jpg (38.97 KB, 352x500, c1a46198f0658c056a0297e55b80bb…)
something i like to do is make fanfiction of women from really old pictures and re imagine their life today like this for no reason: today this girl would be named bethany (beth for short) and she would be born in ohio. her favorite pass time is being on tumblr to post about harry styles and smoking a fat bowl with her roommate, madison. she reminisces the time when taylor and harry were dating. she has a dog named cooper and it would be the ugly white family small dog. she is dating somebody she met off tinder who had a picture of himself holding a fish. her boyfriends name is douglas. she likes wearing tie dye shirts with short shorts and having long copper blonde hair. she probably works at DQ. she has been applying at sephora, but they keep ghosting her applications. at some point in her life she was obsessed with jenna marbles but feels confused as how to feel about her now ever since the controversy. her dad is a cop.
No. 1704204
Yeah, had an ex-gf who was "too nice."
Before this point, I never thought a girl could be "too nice," but she was and it made for a poor relationship. I couldn't even characterize what "too nice" was until this point. It's really a collection of traits – nice being the overarching theme – that this describes.
So, this girl had low self-esteem, was a care-taker, not self-aware, and was also in a very stressful line of work. She wasn't clingy, though, which is probably the reason the relationship lasted for 3 years instead of 3 months.
First year: Goes great. She's super nice. All the family loves her. She helps out everyone – friends, coworkers, etc. Everyone. Even when her help is not seemingly required, she goes out to help. Some people think this is odd – others are like whateves
Second year: I'm drowning in gifts. Literally drowning. This woman cannot buy me enough stuff. But it's weird stuff, like candles, beer coozies, patio furniture. And I don't even have a patio. "Honey, why did you buy me a lawnchair?" "Well, I overheard you talking to your friends how comfy lawnchairs are, so I thought I'd surprise you." I had to be careful what I said I wanted because she might go out and buy it for me. Then I have to treasure that lavender candle. But it was hard to say no to or crush her "niceness" She would also plan kneejerk event that she'd thought I'd like (but not like them) and then I'd have to fake that I'd like them because she put effort into them. Could not take criticism.
Yes, later I would say, "hey, that 3 hour train ride was really worth the burger, but tell me next time so I can arrange my schedule" or "I don't like long trip to eat something I don't know," and her response would be sad, depressed, "sorry, I only wanted to do something nice and surprise you." She would withdraw a bit, things would reach an even-keel (and be a normal relationship) and then back to this maniac nice.
You can't argue when someone feels they are doing something nice for you. You're always the ass.
Third Year: At this point, things were bad. She felt like I paying less attention to the relationship, which I was but couldn't admit to myself, and this caused her to go even more overboard in doing "nice things." Denigrate herself. Exhibit signs of suffering (walking to my office to bring me lunch while she was sick with the flu), letting people walk all over her, and the such. My friends loved her because she'd always bake cookies for them. My family loved her because she did whatever they wanted. But my respect for her as a person was draining away. Don't help my cousin rake leaves – lazy bones should do that himself. You might think that's a dick thing to say, but half way through my cousin took a break and she finished raking for him. Because she wanted to and said nary a word against him.
So, at some point in all this I realized that I was always in a shitty mood around her and even though this great girl was "super nice," she was tying emotional weights around my neck. Like I was being held hostage by her niceness and no matter what I did, I would look like the biggest jerk to my friends, family, and her if I ever complained or had a fight with her or god forbid broke up.
Unsurprisingly, she cried for a solid 2 hours straight. Pity seeking all throughout. How "this always happens to her and she never understands why." Guilt tripping about how many things she had done for me and, what my family would think. Once she understood that I knew that she was a really nice girl and I was a fool/jerk/idiot for leaving her, she calmed down – as if being blameless in the relationship was more important than the relationship itself. I still cared about her (and still do – she's super nice), so I stayed with her and made sure she was OK. But afterwards, I felt like a huge emotional burden she piled on my back just fell away. I couldn't help but to feel bad about what I did even with everything leading up to it. But I realized that niceness was the King Midas Touch; it turned everything to gold, but you can't eat gold food or drink gold water. So either you don't criticize the gold and slowly starve, or you have to uncomprehendingly walk away from all that wealth and suffer the people you care about who think you're a bad guy because they don't understand the emotional burden of having a girl who was "too nice." Maybe I was poorly equipped as well and unable to adjust her behavior as well. I'm sure I have my share of fault along the way.
No. 1704474
File: 1695407426497.jpeg (56.4 KB, 523x640, IMG_8209.jpeg)
I turn down date offers with “sorry I’m in a deeply committed delusionship”
No. 1704929
File: 1695456564811.jpg (21.75 KB, 200x200, 3c04069d2a12cbc5d7c86a5ee1349d…)
Nigels come and go, but your nonnas stay
No. 1705570
File: 1695505621073.png (34.41 KB, 661x96, how does this work.png)
what does this mean
No. 1705657
File: 1695513271255.mp4 (829.51 KB, 720x864, memesbreakcore-170529980902709…)
test
No. 1706006
File: 1695552322101.gif (1.5 MB, 500x378, gypsyastronaut.gif)
I sit and wait for the new celeb thread
No. 1706065
File: 1695562429431.jpeg (52.15 KB, 523x564, FPsYIuPXEAMX3jW.jpeg)
Are You
No. 1707937
File: 1695742058142.gif (1.98 MB, 500x369, gypsyastronaut.gif)
>>1707869Losings my minds
No. 1709054
File: 1695875496423.jpeg (110.51 KB, 500x700, 1D6787FF-BCBC-4952-AE69-9787D6…)
>>1702857This woman strikes me as some sort of middle manager. Maybe her name is Jennifer or something. She would have long black hair, a husband, no kids, and a dog.
No. 1709056
File: 1695875986596.jpeg (606.77 KB, 1572x2087, 443F4790-C059-48A9-8CFC-DB96D4…)
>>1709054Sorry for samefag. Art major, same bangs, favorite color is yellow. Named Lucy.
No. 1709649
File: 1695930968969.jpeg (1015.31 KB, 1170x1161, IMG_0961.jpeg)
I just saw picrel and all I could think of was how much I wanted angel wings tattooed on my back when I was in my early 20s. I think it was a millennial trend, and I was an idiot, but Jesus fucking Christ I am soooooooooooo glad I did not get that done.
Instead of saving for a mortgage now I’d be saving for tattoo removal. Although as an elder millennial I’m never gonna afford a house now anyway
No. 1710008
File: 1695959590170.png (125.56 KB, 479x423, 20210110_133242.png)
THERE IS A FUCKING FLY BOTHERING ME FOR WEEKS. I KNOW ITS NOT ONE OR TWO BUT PROBABLY 3 GENERATIONS OF THESE FUCKTARDS FLYING AROUND AND BUZZING. I KEEP KILLING THESE CUNTS BUT THEY RESPAWN BASICALLY EVERYDAY. I'VE BEEN TOLERATING THIS SINCE SPRING BUT I'M FUCKING DONE.
THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU TO EAT HERE JUST GO TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN STOP LANDING ON MY ARM, FACE, SCREEN. ITS ALMOST FUCKING WINTER IN THIS FROZEN SHITHOLE, CAN ALL THE BUGS DIE ALREADY. I THINK THIS SHITLORD LANDED ON ME LIKE AT LEAST 15 TIMES WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS.
No. 1710049
File: 1695961227624.jpg (55.81 KB, 592x592, zoecrosscustoms.jpg)
>>1710025No, I just think you're a qt zombie.
No. 1710064
File: 1695961933219.jpg (119.73 KB, 1600x900, 12291252_10153703056475119_346…)
>>1710049guess I'm taking a third shower today and moisturizing again.
No. 1710077
File: 1695963590644.jpg (476.21 KB, 2048x1026, dance.jpg)
>>1710074Have some fully alive ponies, anon.
No. 1710893
File: 1696035289981.png (806.95 KB, 993x554, Screenshot_20230923-094817~2.p…)
The Coquette Cow
No. 1711047
File: 1696044479818.jpeg (264.54 KB, 1242x1470, 5E7BD66B-DD61-4989-BF28-E803B5…)
imagine your given name being "nona" what would you do, i think a girl named nona is always doomed
No. 1711966
File: 1696149261272.jpg (62.25 KB, 675x1200, d625ad70ad2648a10917d466e2c0ad…)
I see you all
No. 1713114
File: 1696218056909.png (411.57 KB, 559x472, beterson.png)
Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in me
Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben
No. 1713153
File: 1696223287101.jpeg (514.65 KB, 984x656, IMG_4142.jpeg)
>>1713114And when I take your hand,
Like the world has never held a Jordan
I know I cannot heal the hurt
But I will hold you here forever
If I can, Jordan
And then I learned the truth
How everything good in life seems to lead back to you
And every single time I run into your arms
I feel like I exist for love, Jordan
(Look how he smiles in his presence. That’s true love)
No. 1714056
File: 1696295393734.jpg (34.55 KB, 640x480, sd.jpg)
aaaaaaaaaaa a aAaA AAAHAHHHHHHHHHH????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
No. 1714073
File: 1696296034904.jpeg (1.94 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_3609.jpeg)
No. 1714356
File: 1696317079242.jpg (299.83 KB, 750x770, 1696301481043.jpg)
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
No. 1714925
File: 1696364336593.jpeg (81.6 KB, 1300x1083, 23CB33A4-0B60-452B-A672-352C4E…)
No. 1714926
File: 1696364358126.jpeg (35.51 KB, 800x800, BCB2F004-ACED-4602-8828-FCC8B7…)
No. 1715011
File: 1696370333774.jpg (24.06 KB, 735x384, 2479591c9e8d51c2e278fbf8487afb…)
Putting off writing by writing by putting off writing by writing by putting off writing by writing by putting off writing by wr
No. 1716379
File: 1696478200827.png (119.49 KB, 275x263, 8D587A4C-CED3-4A8C-B5C2-489169…)
ooooo she de debil, she a bad widdle bish she a webel
No. 1717162
File: 1696533070648.jpeg (83.29 KB, 1280x720, IMG_8856.jpeg)
i wish pokemon were real
No. 1717950
>>1717560Aww
nonnie I love that!
No. 1717951
File: 1696610499550.jpg (377.69 KB, 1280x960, Tumblr_l_489631457310594.jpg)
Come with us
No. 1718012
File: 1696614451380.gif (170.89 KB, 500x326, wtf is oatmeal.gif)
No. 1719136
File: 1696723574947.jpeg (11.43 KB, 182x190, IMG_1012.jpeg)
>take sleeping pills
>play game on phone
>start to get drowsy
>put phone on nightstand and turn the tv off
>ahh sleep
>brain: let’s rehearse that conversation we’re not going to have with that one person
>no go to sleep
>hmm maybe you’re autistic
>no
>mentally awake in a haze of drug induced drowsiness but still can’t sleep
Why
No. 1719156
File: 1696725214572.jpg (129.72 KB, 680x1026, blueberry-oatmeal-recipe-26-sc…)
>>1718012>>1718052Breakfast for dinner.
No. 1720155
File: 1696820605391.jpg (94.62 KB, 1024x1024, 1696819398932494.jpg)
Okay Google, play Latto - Put It On Da Floor Again (feat. Cardi B) [Continued]
No. 1721176
File: 1696880986726.jpg (168.17 KB, 850x1133, 1689490212143.jpg)
Let's ride!
No. 1721199
File: 1696883335484.jpeg (123.89 KB, 1080x1298, 2good2btru.jpeg)
>>1720478you're just too good too be true can't take my eyes off of you
No. 1721507
File: 1696906925592.jpg (85.57 KB, 736x757, 60e802cda4eda1a6b12c3d118bf2ae…)
>>1721463I'm anon. I need no special affixes to acknowledge my femaleness, for I am default. Hear.
No. 1721516
File: 1696907730346.jpg (97.6 KB, 680x800, VA_PC_2006BC7022-001.jpg)
>>1721507Oh anonymous, your mighty words send shockwaves through the pastures of my heart
No. 1721630
File: 1696911299690.png (576.37 KB, 793x1400, gay_sex_has_never_been_tried.p…)
No. 1722047
File: 1696938597262.jpg (40.16 KB, 500x743, mntjlrcuPQW1qiaoqwo1_500.jpg)
let's go ladies
No. 1722374
File: 1696966355034.png (283.66 KB, 640x485, sept.png)
DELETE THE POSTS!
DELETE THE POTSTS!
DON'T BAN THEM!!! DELETE THEIR POSTS!! it's been SEPTEMBER long ENOUGH every shitposting social media retarded newfaggot moid can BAN EVADE now!
YOU GOTTA CLEAN THE SEPTEMBER UP
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT KEEPING THE SEPTEMBER OUT
No. 1726801
File: 1697326376226.jpg (49.82 KB, 637x637, trumpette.jpg)
GirlTrump is hot
No. 1726974
File: 1697340437386.jpeg (50.61 KB, 782x506, 56959c75582b63ff9713a90375a6ad…)
can't stand these they/thems
No. 1726993
>>1726974I know this isn't your point nonna, but…
>He reported us about the results of the conference.Surely this is supposed to say reported
to us? Isn't this supposed to be a grammar test? Kek.
No. 1727037
File: 1697346666143.png (1.21 MB, 1080x1268, Screenshot_20231015-020632.png)
No. 1728064
File: 1697421089956.jpeg (205.21 KB, 1536x2048, D0B18C0D-1FD4-4B1F-8C5F-6D092C…)
I love the autist cat
No. 1728150
File: 1697427019121.gif (351.7 KB, 200x200, 200w.gif)
UH OH
No. 1728163
File: 1697428350032.jpg (66.75 KB, 600x600, A1QGo-nEZQL._AC_UL600_SR600,60…)
>>1728064All cats have aspergers
No. 1728165
File: 1697428423345.jpg (122.59 KB, 1000x996, 71NPHHVWuoL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL…)
>>1728064>>1728163They're all on the spectrum, not just him
No. 1728177
File: 1697429648025.jpeg (163.17 KB, 1120x610, IMG_8553.jpeg)
Wilbur is annoying as fuck and probably is a tim
No. 1728191
File: 1697431119838.png (1.55 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_3347.png)
>>1728163Just went on internet archive to read
No. 1728958
File: 1697494554039.png (171.44 KB, 1179x2556, IMG_1099.png)
I Do Not Just Merely Have A Brain, I have THE Brain. I, A Genius, Contain The Brain.
No. 1728964
File: 1697494764400.jpeg (155.29 KB, 640x1056, E7303BB5-10E4-4237-BFD8-A70D24…)
i fucking hate him, he makes me want to alog
No. 1728968
File: 1697495211062.jpg (141.46 KB, 1200x1200, DyCxrefUwAAhRRT.jpg)
>>1728964Wtf anon that's my husband
No. 1729827
File: 1697580138655.gif (516.85 KB, 498x371, ko.gif)
AIR BICYCLE!!!
No. 1729891
File: 1697587863949.jpg (95.44 KB, 1004x950, 20231011_095914.jpg)
rise and grind nonnies, make that bread!
No. 1730187
File: 1697629800897.jpg (Spoiler Image,38.84 KB, 414x740, images-2.jpg)
No. 1730317
File: 1697644852542.gif (33.63 KB, 500x397, 1673364211296.gif)
My nonnie, my nonnie
You're my nonnie, say it to me
Nonnie, my nonnie
Tell your nonnie that I'm your nonnie
I bet on loosing modsss
No. 1730527
File: 1697660082197.gif (2.52 MB, 498x498, blush.gif)
>>1730317no, YOU are my
nonnie No. 1730823
File: 1697681624691.jpg (63.54 KB, 750x600, XD.jpg)
No. 1731328
File: 1697742466076.jpg (22.9 KB, 360x360, catata.jpg)
>>1730317>>1730527We are all nonnies on this blessed day
No. 1731786
File: 1697766588986.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.39 MB, 4032x2907, 1697727176600540.jpg)
ROSE!!!!!!!! He thinks he's ROSE!!!!!
No. 1732495
File: 1697831822512.jpeg (33.3 KB, 550x367, ekduGmd.jpeg)
there really is hope for the future.
No. 1734698
File: 1698010356546.gif (784.91 KB, 362x322, image.gif)
The cardinal numbers:
1nd
2th
3st
4rd
and so on. Wand, tooth, thirst, ford, etc.
No. 1739064
File: 1698269655842.png (663.07 KB, 520x908, fgfgfff.png)
Graphic design is a joke
No. 1739275
File: 1698291861964.jpg (61.87 KB, 540x583, 3a04087543058566693a3882957c2e…)
Ventin' through a raid, the thread is aglow
Shitpost of loud schizoids under anons
Everynonny here wanted somethin' more
Lurkin' for a cow we hadn't milked before
And it said
Welcome to Lol Cor, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
Welcome to Lol Cor, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
It's a new derail, I could farm to this sperg, sperg forevermore
The newfags are retards, but they never ban me, me
Welcome to Lol Cor, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
When we first dropped our caps on usaged posts
Took our redtexts, put them in a board
Everynonny here was somenonny else before
And you can milk who you want
Moids and moids and girls and girls
Welcome to Lol Cor, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
Welcome to Lol Cor, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
It's a new derail, I could farm to this sperg, sperg forevermore
The newfags are retards, but they never ban me, me
Welcome to Lol Cor (Lol Cor), it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
Like any great cow, it keeps you guessing
Like any real cow, it's ever-changing
Like any true cow, it drives you crazy
But you know you wouldn't change anything, anything, anything
Welcome to Lol Cor, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
Welcome to Lol Cor, it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
It's a new derail, I could farm to this sperg
The newfags are retards, but they never ban me
Welcome to Lol Cor(New derail), it's been waitin' for you
Welcome to Lol Cor, The newfags are retards, but they never ban me
Welcome to Lol Cor, retards, but they never ban me, yeah
Welcome to Lol Cor, welcome to Lol Cor
No. 1739459
File: 1698311386857.jpg (316.71 KB, 1080x1896, Screenshot_20231025_201133_Ins…)
No. 1740564
>>1740543AT&T x Verizon enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn, eventual smut, fluff and angst, slight noncon, jealousy, flirting, implied/referenced character death, plot twists, swearing, dead dove do not eat
No. 1741685
File: 1698471050845.png (367.87 KB, 576x672, Internet-famous-people-in-real…)
"I'm going to sit on my ass allll day and say I'm manifesting horrible things upon women who want nothing to do with me, dont want to know me, and have never actually done anything to me. I'm going to obsess over them sososo much and to such a degree that it makes me seem like I have a brain tumor. I'm manifesting this hehe" (You)
No. 1742909
File: 1698575911052.jpg (407.91 KB, 2048x1362, EqFMJuvUUAEtPXP.jpg)
real dark night of the soul hours lately my nonas.
No. 1743024
File: 1698584499020.jpg (79.49 KB, 590x476, Maryintime11.jpg)
>>1742993last one I have but I also have one of a girl playing n64 that I like so I'm gonna post that too
No. 1743025
File: 1698584528676.jpg (104.04 KB, 1200x630, 59834206_1632989461.5692_qE4ug…)
>>1742993I think she's cute
No. 1743609
File: 1698607742784.png (946.01 KB, 1310x779, 1310x779.png)
Nonnington saged her posts tooodaaaayyyy
Nonnington saged her posts
TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
No. 1743708
File: 1698611401170.jpg (128.93 KB, 697x703, girls will be girls pose.jpg)
No. 1743724
>>1743024Stunning.
>>1742991I really like this one kek
No. 1744033
File: 1698632848758.jpg (18.39 KB, 540x266, tumblr_752b1b21249532f3410aa8b…)
lovecow.farm
No. 1745185
File: 1698698687159.jpg (18.61 KB, 474x464, 05n1hip204651.jpg)
>>1744007I have an imageboard caps folder with over 500 pics, thanks for your contribution
No. 1745752
File: 1698747920249.png (1.43 MB, 1842x921, 569e8262c08a80e3098ba0a2.png)
"FNAF WAS GARBAGE"
No. 1746190
File: 1698776604933.jpg (63.19 KB, 730x631, 9c4aed64a8b804779616e0734c1716…)
first thing I thought of when I saw the new thread for this topic kek
No. 1748869
File: 1698943648592.jpg (33.87 KB, 563x574, nyehehehe.jpg)
mfw leaving the supermarket after stealing the free plastic bag from the produce section for the one item i bought that wasn't from that section because i forgot my reusable cotton bag
No. 1748877
File: 1698944331099.jpg (155.21 KB, 1588x1227, bye ukraine.jpg)
No. 1754169
File: 1699211251152.jpeg (9.13 KB, 678x452, images.jpeg)
>>1754165I would be one of these, because they have heads like a cotton wool ball
No. 1755354
File: 1699244856228.jpg (114.3 KB, 866x1390, portrait-of-female-surgeon-hol…)
>>1755349HER HEARTRATE IS PLUMMETING DEFIB TO
NONNIE STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 1756269
File: 1699313668052.webm (6.13 MB, 480x588, morningstroll.webm)
Me on my casual comfy morning stroll
No. 1756946
File: 1699328502289.jpeg (268.19 KB, 1179x1911, IMG_6618.jpeg)
B l a z e
No. 1756976
File: 1699328974502.png (228.59 KB, 1080x1240, Screenshot_20231104_001546_Duc…)
ishtgght
No. 1757013
File: 1699329587790.jpg (260.69 KB, 1080x1920, 0623530ba23f3e23cb1a20af9c4915…)
You went to a thread
I heard from everynonny
You fight the nonnies like the newfags
Don't even get me started
Did you get anxious though
On the board alone?
I guess I'll never, ever know
Now that we don't post
You grew your nails long
You posted proof selfies
And from the outside
It looks like you're sockpuppeting
I miss the old ways
You didn't have to samefag
But I guess I don't have a say
Now that we don't post
I call the mod, she said that it was for the best
Remind myself, the more I reply, you'd bait me less
I cannot be your friend, so I pay the price of what I lost
And what it cost, now that we don't post
What do you tell your friends we
Derailed threads, long weekends with?
Truth is, I can't pretend it's
Schizoid, it's just ended, so
I call the mod, she said to get it off my chest (Off my chest)
Remind myself the way you infought 'til I left (Until I left)
I cannot be your friend, so I pay the price of what I lost (Of what I lost)
And what it cost, now that we don't post
I don't have to pretend I hate fujoshis
Or that I'd like to be on the western hemisphere
With important neotenous obese "trad" Nazis
Guess maybe I am better off now that we don't post
And the only way back to my dignity
Was to turn into a casual shitposter
Just like I had been when you were baiting me
Guess this is how it has to be now that we don't post
No. 1758516
File: 1699411456654.gif (452.24 KB, 400x210, imageedit_7_3021255647.gif)
No. 1758621
File: 1699419882690.jpg (100.04 KB, 1024x834, catio.jpg)
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow! So comfy!
No. 1759691
File: 1699476707393.jpg (491.94 KB, 1500x1975, forehead menace.jpg)
No. 1759731
File: 1699478167514.jpg (63.26 KB, 540x540, tumblr_eae9c056c887ad505c73e71…)
>>1758621I love calicos they are girls
No. 1759735
File: 1699478260168.png (897.17 KB, 510x680, IMG_6921.png)
ALL HAIL MARGE!
No. 1759741
File: 1699478419226.jpg (39.69 KB, 680x573, ef51198c9b35c88148120e3f685a36…)
>>1759735NO FUCKING WAY KEK
No. 1760215
>>1759735it looks like they're sculpting her. tiny margelets building The Marge.
>>1759840>jealousy.pngKek
No. 1760334
File: 1699502959029.jpg (39.1 KB, 540x675, tumblr_b336a95fbf6fd0cbd9cd0c8…)
>>1759737You might like this one too
No. 1762892
File: 1699564820706.jpeg (172.78 KB, 1125x1460, 1691162188235.jpeg)
>>1759731Awww I agree, nice pic!
No. 1762943
File: 1699566520139.jpeg (849.01 KB, 1063x1074, IMG_7160.jpeg)
No. 1764159
File: 1699612476841.png (623.03 KB, 592x634, sasori.png)
>>1763102Yesterday, I watched a movie from Niger and then guessed where it was on an unmarked map afterwards, having a rough idea since they speak French there, and hit fucking Burkina Faso which at least neighbors Niger.
pic unrleated I just like Sasori
No. 1764865
File: 1699651633131.jpeg (893.32 KB, 1170x1064, IMG_7231.jpeg)
You make me feel just like a child, with your tenderness
No. 1765106
File: 1699664674558.jpg (63.28 KB, 563x748, 1691814295218135.jpg)
La, la, la
I'm such a kickass girl,
as I rule the world,
I swear I'm not high.
while I kiss the sky
la, la, la
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>>1765114Seeing this immediately made me remember that the oldest form of "necromancy" was "nigromancy" from the Greek root and only later did it become latinized. There's a lot of tip-toeing around this in classic studies, I bet. Incidentally, nigromancy/necromancy as it was practiced centuries ago is nothing like the modern video gamified version we think of nowadays with zombies and skeleton soldiers. There was a lot of pouring water into small troughs to invoke barren cows and the occasional dowsing for water/ores. Not very sexy.
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aaaaaaaa I’m losing my mind where the fuck is everybody wake up it’s time to party
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>>1759735Finally I have a reason to post this ancient Lisa picture I saved a while back. I literally spent the last 3 days scouring my gallery to find it again kek
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Would you smell his feet for a million dollars?
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Zac Efron rn
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>>1766407>>1766413You're welcome
nonnie.
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i bet their (dinosaurs) eggs tasted great
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Retarded shit thread is where the real homies are at
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Strangling you with my tail as we speak right now
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>>1770282lmfao
nonny pleaseeeee
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lana del rey and vegeta prison visitation part 2
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>>1770297no he wears this
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oh shit
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join them
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bruh i hit a spice joint at a house show in like 2017 and just came to wtf. bruh that shit just gave me an eating disorder you dicks. you absolute dipshits. IT WAS EATING AN DISORDER. FROM AN UNEXPLAINED WHATEVER-THE-FUCK TRIP. y'all gave me a damn eating disorder. got way overweight in college to the point where i just went vegetarian. that didn't do shit but don't worry! nothing like abject poverty after your parent got taken for everything they had! such artistic credibility! fuck you.
ok folks! eating disorder! that's what i have! great job! you gave me a FUCKING eating disorder.
yeah pretty sure people were gettin dosed lol i know what the reefer's 'sposed to taste like and that one hit i had…well it sure wasn't that. bass player agreed right away we'd hit some fuckshit. drummer was high on normal ganja already. rest of the circle kept hittin tho. tried to act cool but i really wasn't smoking weed much lol. grass does jackshit to me. dabs don't even make me cough. my childhood was a speed run if deep south family trauma that y'all can completely fuck off about. pay my fuckin therapy bill! for real! i'd have $1000 in my savings but my roommate turned out to be a damn rapist and i did the right thing looks like it's paycheck to paycheck for this fucker. HOW VERY INTERSTING!!!!!!!!!!!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
just appreciate my art you dicks i worked a custodian job for this shit and STILL owe for room and board cause, yaknow, hard to go anywhere when you caregiver gets fucking divorced during UPPER DIVISIONAL.
but yeah i did drugs. a bit. not too fun tho when you've been drugged and reality gives ya cotton mouth. wasn't doing drugs before but now i fuckin do! been smokin reefer since 24 and ain't gonna stop now. just wasn't gonna do it during my one shit at college lol y'all are on some SHIT. like seriously. you actually are.
the trip happens when it happens but it'll stick with ya for awhile if you don't process it as a trip, ya feel? that's all that was going on with me man. worked through some shit and that backslide me into the tism but it kinda ain't shit if you're taking care of yourself. not sure what y'all are doin rn but it ain't self care.
my dumbass would never drink water when i sang so that's why i was always saying to stay hydrated. just mad at myself. although you definitely need to drink water (controversial).
had a few hits of the reefer today. didn't do much. spaced out. i gotta smoke the shit for my appetite ok, i'm eating like A MEAL a day.
and to think! six years ago i was stuffing my face in the dining hall! wow!
eating disorder. you stupid motherfuckers gave me a FUCKING EATING DISORDER. i mean i kinda already had one i guess but…man fuck you.
wrote two songs about ur dumbass that weren't even @ you directly.
one cause you rubbed up against me and, well, everyone at a house show in indy. yaknow your old high school band i never got to play with? wasn't it like an mtv reference or something? yeah that was gross dude.
second one was when racist the 50s themed rape circus played with us on some misguided bullshit (we were asked. fuck off. also didn't join this shit band lol thank god. they asked!). bandmate live texted about the beach boy look alike then shit was on. frankly, i got a little personal. my b. didn't mean to start a sex cult or whatever the fuck this is.
like…i kinda wrote two songs about the guy. two. i respected him enough to confront him musically instead of doing the high school rumor spreading bs. ohhhh nooooo i called some shit out and it got worse cause no one's ever accountable to one another. my bad! fucking cancel me! do it right now! choose any social media platform!
ask anyone i was in a band with. anyone i toured with. i never smoked weed. you dudn't pass me weed. didn't do it until well into 2021. tried it 2017. smoked it every now and then until some tall guy in some metalcore band's merch on. me, my bandmate, my ex, and one of the two housemates were in the circle. i hit it once, passed when it came back around, went out to my car for gear. next thing i knew something was happening.
my friend from school had a band on the show that night. started tripping balls during their set. SOMEHOW made it home tripping balls on something and came to with a receipt for three mcdoubles where my ex was. yay! we give the special ed guitar guy eating disorder and they're extra fruity now!
is that it? we done here? can i move onto my next partner? cause i think that's what kept me from breaking up that night. just didn't wanna keep fuckin, felt kinda pressured 🤷
yes totally everyone's motherfucking business before they ever engage with my art! i just want everyone to know that i'm singularly unimpressed by all of this. take a goddamn motherfucking shower you FUCKING TRY HARDS. i wrote two songs and your bitchass had to get on some main character syndrome shit???? fuck you. stay away from me.
if you like my music do it out in the open and fucking explain this shit. go on. my lil manic episode got everywhere didn't it?
or just keep this bullshit up and i'll do something else. up to y'all. fucking miss me with it tho.
there's one person i really like right now and i'm not telling you who it is! will be approaching them respectfully as an individual! see how this works ya fuckin scrub?
eating disorder. you gave me an eating disorder. i ain't even feelin that autistic anymore. i mean i always will be but it seems like everyone's committing to this bit now? lol thanks? i guess??
get help bud.
fuck your stupid rules. like my shit or fuck off. either way LEAVE ME ALONE.
damn didn't kill myself did i? sorry bro…