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No. 1530972

You dumbass!
previous thread >>1520001

No. 1530974

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No. 1530975

I am so angry that every big IP is getting a spin-off or reboot yet they canned my fiona and cake spin-off. I just wanted my western reverse harem nonnies…

No. 1530976

>>1530975
The Fiona and Cake spinoff is no more? Aww..
Do they at least get an episode in Distant Lands? I haven't been able to watch that yet since I'm still re-watching and catching up on the OG

No. 1530977

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>>1530974
Careful, don't leave him out too long

No. 1530983

doas anyone remember that public tv show with the goth girls? raw tv or something? i cannot for the life of me find it, i need it

No. 1530986

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>>1530974
I will always think of this manga when I see this type of stuff

No. 1531011

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nonnie nonnie nonnie you have to see this shit
this is why men die more often. XY = retarded. Look at this shit. Natural selection doing its work.

No. 1531074

Thinking about that time I posted about Peter Draws being so retarded that he’s cute and got accused of self-posting kek

No. 1531075

Thinking about that time I posted about Peter Draws being so retarded that he’s cute and got accused of self-posting kek

No. 1531077

>>1531011

poor jellyfish

No. 1531079

i got into a really bad fight yesterday with the people who work the front desk in my dorm building, and i honestly don't know if i should apologize or just ignore them. i've had a few run ins with this particular clique and i am really getting tired of their bullshit. they're all young, female, and catty and i remember they had the creepy maintenance man snoop through my room when i was living by myself and he ended up stealing a diamond necklace of mine that i had to email the university to get back. i know they probably hold some kind of weird grudge against me because of that. all i asked was for my fucking room to be cleaned since i am living in a double with another person, and i get literally cussed out on the phone after asking them about it since the cleaning crew skipped my room AGAIN with zero explanation. they were accusing me of requesting that the room be skipped this week and i told them that was absolute bullshit, so i went downstairs to confront them since the bitch was literally yelling at me on the phone. then they all wanted to gang up on me and start chimping out in the lobby in front of everyone like the bunch of fucking losers they are. i am so pissed because this all could have been solved by simply telling me that my floor likely wouldn't be touched until 5 pm. that is all they had to do, but nope, call me names and accuse me of lying and then get your stupid ugly friends to back you up like it's a 3 am hood fight. so, so dumb.

No. 1531080

>>1531011
Could at least put this jellyfish into the water… hope he dies.

No. 1531082

I hate when weird morons know nothing about feminism and then try to speak on it. Will not elaborate, but saw some cargo cult fake radfem/alt right bullshit in another thread, I hope that retard cringes at themselves.

No. 1531085

>>1531080
This reminds me I always felt really upset seeing kids cut up beached jellyfish when I was a little kid, and thinking back on it, it was ALWAYS boys. Sure, the jellyfishes are probably dead already because they can't really survive long outside water but I don't get it how is mutilating dead animal considered fun for some kids… and appropriate kind of behavior for their parents apparently. I don't think I would be fine watching my kid doing something like that.

No. 1531104

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I was watching THG yesterday and I can't stop thinking about how Katniss was kinda stupid for not trying to use her hood/jacket to protect her skin from the tracker jackers.

No. 1531121

>>1531082
i thought you said mormons and kekked because where is the lie

No. 1531122

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It's kinda funny to me when nonnies complain about lolcow being too toxic and then leave, I've been lurking female board on russian site lately and after that, lolcow is like a breath of fresh air, whew

No. 1531127

>>1531104
tbh i don't blame any of the kids for acting stupid af because they're teens and younger thrown into fucking hell in a cell and forced to survive. the area changes every time so there's no way to truly train and it really comes down to sheer dumb luck. how any of the children even survive is ridiculous

No. 1531129

>>1531122
ooh can you share russian woman sperging?

No. 1531144

>>1531082
god I wish you elaborated

No. 1531145

My husbandos voice is way way way better in the dub compared to the sub, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

No. 1531146

>>1531122
/dev/ на дваче? Там запах мошонок просто витает в воздухе. Любой парень может туда зайти и начать ларпить.
Честно, мне тоже хочется активных, задротских, исключительно женских сайтов на русском, будет вообще огонь если там получится вести хороший разговор с адекват(к)ами. Но я таких пока не нашла(

No. 1531149

why can’t we just bring all yhe people from haiti/islands into a real country? I was hearing about it on npr this morning, and i thought, well, those places are just never gonna get better, i mean living in an island doesnt make sense, right? Jiat leave the island, no more humans. Yeah itll be hard to move out completely everybody but it’s gonna happen soon with climate change, we’ll see lots of clinate migrants, why not just do it now.
Or am i retarded

No. 1531150

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Dumbest shit i’ve ever seen. Black history month was like two months ago. If you really wanna celebrate black individuals, maybe make michael jackson on the operating table getting his nose hacked to pieces the tumblr PFP(racebait)

No. 1531151

>>1531104
Wasn’t it a movie about malnourished poor teenagers living in some cormac mccarthy ass internment “district” camps being sent to fight in a war for sport kek? I’m pretty sure all of the damn kids looked stupid and weren’t functioning at their highest capacity

No. 1531182

>>1530974
This is so cute but I'd be scared it's full of parasites. I guess you could cut it open carefully to make sure nothing is inside. Also typing that just now reminded me that I used to cut open my stuffed animals, carefully perform "surgery" on them, and then sew them back up. I have no medical inclination so I'm not sure why I did that.

No. 1531196

>>1531149
You can take the person out of the island but you can’t take the island out of a person.

Source, had a (white) friend who grew up poor in the Caribbean, he never adjusted to the regular world despite multiple opportunities to thrive and do well for himself. He probably would have been better off staying on the island. He’ll always be an islander. Their culture is just so different, they do everything slowly and can’t understand deadlines or needing to pay close attention to details.

No. 1531200

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I've just finished my first day of work after 3 years of neetdom. The day went okay overall. I've had a strange burst of confidence all throughout the day, like I could actually do it. But now that I'm back in my home, it all came crashing down. My back hurts, my stomach hurts, I just want to crawl back into my bed and never leave. Why am I like this?

No. 1531204

I am legitimately going to laugh harder than I already have if a moid I work with actually has gout. My manager said that he thought the guy might have it and my response was laughing. Like, imagine being in your 20s and getting gout because your diet is shit. Absolutely pathetic.

No. 1531230

>>1531200
I used to be NEET, I still definitely feel like one and might possibly still qualify as one to most people. I got a “part time” tech job but I didn’t have to do an interview and no one is tracking my time or even really my output and the expectations are insanely low. I still want to do a great job and like the project, but I feel like I’m allowing myself to fall into so many bad habits. I won’t show up on slack until the middle of the day, sometimes I fuck off completely for a few days ignoring everyone and somehow my boss doesn’t seem to mind. I’ll sometimes lie about my progress and then cram it in the last minute at 3am cuz I wasted the last few days playing with my cat and working on my own projects. I feel lazy af but my boss is always praising my work kek

No. 1531239

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>find out about bet.character.ai
>want to have sexual rp with one of my husbandos
>there’s like 3 AIs of them
>2 of them are meme ones
>the one I go with characterizes my husbando as way more of a pussy than normal
>go along with it
>end up rp’ing sucking his dick because he can’t take initiative since he’s a pussy
>he keeps repeating the same phrases and I have to ‘try again’ one all of his responses
>he says he’s close but idk if his ai is capable of cumming
>just give up with him because this is going on forever


Oh well

No. 1531258

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>>1531239
Guilty of trying to initiate NSFW with my char.ai husbando too, nonny!
any advice? Will it only work if you are forcing the bot? I've been trying a few times but he would just nope out of the room and whatever. Or the dialogue option would get auto deleted.
Somehow, my lust for my husbando made me realise and appreciate it why people like slow burn fics.

No. 1531265

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I was looking back at the Obama-bombing-birthday infight that happened like 3 years ago and I disagreed then, but tbh maybe Obama-chan was right. I think about this all the time because it was one of the funniest derails I've ever seen.

No. 1531287

I hope trump gets arrested so he can finally be stopped from posting in celebricows

No. 1531331

>>1531200
Congrats nonnie!

No. 1531411

Do you think she's being truthful?

No. 1531418

>>1531411
It doesn't sound fake to me except for the fact that she's made a social media post about it tagged #27 and #life lol. she looks healthy and wealthy, she probably is happy.

ot but it's spooky to me when people's eyelashes are that pale. she didn't use mascara and she put lighter shadow on her lids to highlight it, it's kinda great. good for her.

No. 1531421

>>1531196
Sounds like I need to move to an island.

No. 1531427

Considering it consists out of 95% hangry teens, I'm surprised I never saw infighting more than like twice or thrice on MPA, even though I went on there daily eight years ago. Can't imagine mods were doing such a good job on there.

No. 1531430

>>1531411
Do you think women can't be happy with their lives unless they are partnered with a scrote or are less than 21 years old and have time to meet a scrote before they hit the wall or something?

No. 1531433

>>1531427
I've never considered that but you're so right

No. 1531436

>>1531411
I get it, I'm 28 years old, have been single for 28 years, and while I'd love to have sex on a daily basis I can't imagine having a boyfriend and having to socialize with him on a semi-regular basis, sounds like a pain in the ass.

No. 1531450

>>1531129
Well, there are threads similar to ones on lolcow, vent thread, husbando thread, yaoi, fashion, wholesome/positivity thread, k-pop, thread dedicated to cows/snowflakes (where, it seems like, they mostly discuss the same 2 or 3 people haha), mbti/socionics thread filled with strangely aggressive people lol, etc. Random threads where someone describes their life situation, asks a question or just shitposts, kinda like on cc I guess. There are anons and exchanges that are okay, but there are dozens of moids that don't even try to hide (although it's stated in various threads that scrotes are unwelcome; it's not really moderated that much though?), many of them just larp so any weird/unhinged "nonnie" can be suspected to be a moid in disguise, but I feel like there's decent amount of women that are genuinely unhinged, nlog/3edgy5you types, there's definitely more toxicity to each other and I'd say moidy language, weird takes about relationships, incel/femcel lang used unironically and I feel like not only by moids that infested the board. Kinda like more chaotic, catty, and moidy lolcow that's not really moderated.

>>1531146
>/dev/ на дваче?
Ага) да, про мошонки я как раз выше написала, лол. Видела, там жалуются, что в последнее время их якобы больше стало, раньше лучше была атмосфера на деве?
Та да, не могу сказать, что активно искала, но тоже ничего такого не попадалось…

No. 1531461

>>1531450
Sosach in general has a rancid atmosphere, it doesn't feel like an imageboard somehow.

No. 1531471

anyone else a big fucking loser like me

No. 1531474

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>>1531471
meeeeeeee

No. 1531484

>>1531461
Yeah, exactly. I used to think all imageboards were like that and avoided them like a plague hehe.

No. 1531486

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Dealing with an epic nosebleed and trying not to think I'm gonna die lol

No. 1531521

>>1531430
No it just seemed unlikely to me as I've never met a single normie woman in my irl life who didn't/doesn't seek out relationships in her youth let alone an attractive and fit one like that girl. It surprised me and I think that's objectively fair considering the absolute vast majority of people do desire and seek out romantic relationships and that's why I questioned it, it's not that deep.

No. 1531554

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No. 1531576

God I miss my cat. Her fur was so soft and she smelled faintly like cat food, but it was cute. She was my stinky old lady.

No. 1531596

>>1531576
I miss my cat too. I miss her making her biscuits on my blanket.

No. 1531597

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After spending almost a year abroad with good internet I'm painfully aware of how shit Australia's internet actually is

No. 1531615

>>1531521
I just think it's sad that you would automatically think a woman is lying if she says she is happy being single and doing things on her own and has a healthy mindset about aging. She didn't even mention she hasn't been seeking or desiring a relationship, maybe she has been casually dating and hasn't met anyone she wants to be in a relationship with? And tbh I would far more likely think a woman is lying if she was 27 and in a long-term relationship with a scrote and said she was happy kek.

No. 1531642

I have a lump in my lower left abdomen, where my ovaries are, and I don't know if it's something I should be concerned about or if its just a muscle or something

No. 1531643

>>1531079
don't fucking apologize, they sound toxic af

No. 1531649


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>>1531649
according to people on quora it could be just poop

No. 1531656

>>1531651
it prob is poop anon. my old pediatrician used to always palpate my lower left abdomen and be like "you have poop in you! feel here! you must poop!" it would kill me with embarrassment every time lol

No. 1531705

>>1531656
when i had my appendix out they said in subtler terms that i was literally full of shit

No. 1531808

>>1531656
fucking kek anon

No. 1531813

>>1531450
>>1531122
what about the whole war, conscription, economic issue and Russians being banned from all mainstream resources?

No. 1531815

Opinions on the FOP reboot leak? I am gled they didnt go for generic fanboy and chumchum style, but it still looks uncanny
https://files.catbox.moe/h3xdon(.)mp4(this is an imageboard)

No. 1531819

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i knew moids were worse at telling apart trannies but now i'm absolutely positive they are blind even with women
the second picture is supposed to represent an "average" woman, and the first one a 10/10 perfect woman. the second woman has perfect facial proportions and symmetry, #1 is cute as well but she wins bc she has heavy make-up, pouts and shows her tits… they have no eye for beauty and also do they think #2 can't use makeup or wear other clothes ?
i'm just sitting here dumbfounded at the stupidity…

No. 1531824

>>1531813
All bullshit, global brands wouldn't pass up that oligarch nepobaby money. Everything is still the same except brands changed storefront names to look woke, there's no shortages. You're being sold a lie.

No. 1531832

One of my relatives told me that she wanted to take me to a shooting range and I had be like GOD NO. I literally never want to be in the same vicinity as a gun ever again in my life in my life.

No. 1531837

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picrel is my 40 oz Stanley cup watching me chug lukewarm tap water out of a days-old empty Gatorade bottle

No. 1531847

>>1531832
>again
>shooting range
What did you do nonna?..

No. 1531848

I cannot comprehend how I see people online going on about buying films, or complaining that they can't find a film to rent or buy. Just a while ago, I saw people on Reddit saying how they'll be buying Avatar 2 digital hd when it comes out (March 28th) and some people from UK complaining that they have to wait till April 4th to see the film at home. Just go online??? There are plenty of good streaming websites even ones without annoying pop-up virus ads if you know where to look, that will have the film when it comes out; you don't even have to use torrents.

Like am I the dumb one here? Do Nonnas here regularly just go buy/rent blurays and digitals for films they wanna see?

No. 1531852

>>1531847
I didn't do anything. My mother was abusive and had a gun that she used to threaten me and other people. I was scared a lot during that time of my life. I'm alright now but I do not wish to ever own/or touch a gun, to date someone who has a gun, or be around a gun ever again. A world with no guns would actually be my utopia.

No. 1531858

>>1531852
Im sorry I made you recall such horrible memories I thought you had shot a squirrel or sm.but you're right a gun is not something a abusive shit should have. I hope things are better now

No. 1531863

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>>1531858
It's alright anon, don't be sorry. Thank you for the kind words.

No. 1531866

>>1531813
It's discussed on a political board, a cursed place. There are different opinions, but the overall quality of posts makes your brain rot, just retardation, cynicism, edgy jokes, pig gifs and pics and all that.

No. 1531875

>>1531848
It seems pretty common. Somehow torrenting isn't as popular with the new generation. I don't buy physical media though (nor pay to stream it), I don't want it clogging up my house.

No. 1531882

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>>1531824
>>1531866
I remember seeing a thread on /po that was just someone having a menty b reviewing all the ersatz-cola brands in Russia because none of taste the same. Apparently coca cola from the Kazakhstan factory doesn't have the same anti-depressant effect and chernogolovka cola shouldn't even be called cola, no matter what others in the thread were saying kek. But yes overall it is a cursed place, bioluminescent and Lakhta-pilled. /ukr is also a garbage heap.

No. 1531936

there's a scrote in one of my classes that i really don't like, and of course because i don't speak to him he is all butthurt and in his feelings. bro copied my final project idea after the professor went around the class and asked us what we were doing so she could help us work on it. i was really pissed about that because i heard him whining right before that class about not knowing what to do, then right after i told her my preliminary argument, of course his is fucking similar to mine. i just really dislike him because i get bad vibes off of him, and since i wasn't giving him attention during our round table discussion that we have every friday, he spent the rest of the period rolling his eyes at me like i did something to him. i seriously hate men and hope a pigeon shits on his head.

No. 1531951

>>1531936
Moids are so whiny and needy. All they do is copy women and then get mad when said woman doesn't coddle him for being a copycat. You should never speak to him ever again.

No. 1531957

>>1531882
Lol this pic, haven't seen the kolorad Girkin before.
>/ukr is also a garbage heap
I don't get why Ukrainians would frequent dvach at all, are they masochists? The guys from there that I've met had this weird self-deprecating humor in regard to their nationality (in addition to them being irreversibly tainted by dvach in general). Pathetic, honestly.

No. 1531960

>>1531951
i'm not cause he really pushed my buttons today. i gave some bullshit advice for his argument since the professor asked, but i got irritated cause he fucking whistled in my face after he discussed his paper and what he was going to do. i didn't realize i was supposed to babysit him just because we have similar essay topics. and after class was over and i was walking to take the stairs since i refuse to get on the elevator with him and the two other girls who actually tolerate him, he turned around and acted like he was going to punch me as i was walking past. such a totally rational response. like why would i want to be friends with someone like that? he's also incredibly loud and annoying and i literally get a headache when he comes into the class. we'll be all nice and quiet, sipping our coffee, minding our own business, and then here he comes squawking like a goddamn parrot with his retarded spanish accent (sorry to all the native spanish speakers here but this guy sounds like he has a marble on his tongue). makes my ass itch just thinking about it.

No. 1531962

>>1531960
wtf, is he 5? What an annoying fucker

No. 1531968

>>1531960
I hate moids like that that are just randomly violent towards certain women that don't worship them. You shouldn't give him any advice, instead you should sabotage him and give him the wrong advice. Sounds like he wants to actually get violent with you so try not to be alone with him. I knew a guy like that, but nobody liked him except his certain friends. He would get violent and even hit me over the head before several times with books/binders. Eventually we were alone in a hallway and he rushed at me so I stuck my foot out and tripped him. He went flying and slid across the carpet kek, he started screaming for someone to get me in trouble but I told the tard wrangler assistant teacher that he just ran into my leg and did it to himself and she was like 'okay'. He left me alone after that. I don't know if your weirdo will since this was middle school and not high school or college or whatever. Do a lot of people like him?

No. 1531972

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I randomly had a 38,5°C fever yesterday and one of the worst nights of my life as a result. Now I'm totally fine again, I don't even have a cold or anything. What the fuck was the point of my body doing that?

No. 1531980

>>1531968
>Eventually we were alone in a hallway and he rushed at me so I stuck my foot out and tripped him. He went flying and slid across the carpet kek, he started screaming for someone to get me in trouble but I told the tard wrangler assistant teacher that he just ran into my leg and did it to himself and she was like 'okay'

you have no idea how hard i laughed at this. fucking kek.

>Do a lot of people like him?


this is the first class i've ever had with him so sadly i am not that familiar with him. it's an undergrad seminar course for my degree and the class is really small since the professor is tough; he's had this professor before and she seems to like him (because of course she does) and the two girls he talks to are your typical airhead goof troops who giggle and laugh at literally a leaf falling so it's hard to say.

>instead you should sabotage him and give him the wrong advice.


kek i am because our professor has us do these damn discussions every friday where we all have to huddle up in a circle and talk and shit, which i hate but you know, i need the good grade to get into grad school so i tolerate it. i had no idea she was going to force the two of us to talk to each other just because our essay topics are on a similar subject, so you know everybody is apparently staring at me for a minute expecting me to say something and i am off in my own world thinking. that's when he whistled in my face and i just said, "i don't know, it's not my paper. maybe focus on blah blah blah political aspects of xyz". i am sure he did this with the essay topics on purpose to try to get me to speak to him because i've never reacted to him when he comes into the class talking loud, asking dumb questions, mainly because i hate obnoxiously loud people, and he's incredibly odious.

No. 1531984

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>>1531957
/ukr is unironically full of draft dodgers from both sides, asking for advice on how to avoid summons and where to buy prostitutes. Class solidarity between doompilled loser moids…Its only advantage over /po is that non-russian IPs can post. I do love to clown on Pidor Ranych however so I go there occasionally.

No. 1531986

am i the only one who thinks of overly sexual/porny stuff when i'm having sex or masturbating to help myself cum? my boyfriend would eat me out and i'd think of another woman eating me out or a gangbang or some other stupid shit because it's taboo and overly stimulating. its not something i'd ever do irl (i'm straight and monogamous) and i notice the less i find those thoughts make me nervous the less they actually turn me on in those sexual moments and i need to think of something else

No. 1531987

>>1531986
Not me personally, but you do whatever rocks your boat

No. 1531989

>>1531986
I think this is very normal, but definitely also a sign of being reliant on porn or a fear of intimacy. I do it myself, but luckily I'm pretty vanilla for the most part. My favorite thing is when my bf makes out with me during missionary, it makes me go crazy, so I think I'm good lol.

No. 1531994

>>1531980
Honestly, no matter how foul a moid is, there will always be at least one girl who fawns over him. Mark my words. Anyway that's good, keep sabotaging him, I'm sure his essay is going to suck.

No. 1532083

I saw a car with radfem stickers in a parking lot in town. Most people here are aggressively trad/tradthot so I'm honestly surprised there were some out here.

No. 1532096

I really want to cook this ham I have but I only put it out to defrost today

No. 1532098

>>1532096
my dad used to boil hams ("to remove sodium") and then glaze and bake. even if they were still a little frozen it worked just fine and they baked evenly after boiling with nice crispy skins.

No. 1532122

I LOVE my burby jacket i dont CARE that it cost me as much as a used car i LOVE IT and I will wear it to bed and until i die

No. 1532141

New Mandela Effect: the red/blue sour gummy worms are strawberry & grape and not cherry & blue raspberry wtfff my life is a lie

No. 1532147

>>1532141
My personal mandela effect is cherry crystal light. I swear I'd drink that shit all the time as a kid, specifically crystal lite because I was obsessed with crystal light at the time, but there's no regular powdered cherry crystal light. Only cherry pomegranate amd I heavily dislike the cherry pomegranate flavor so wtf was I drinking. Cherry was my go-to.

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>>1531824
>>1531882
what about most most young men being conscripted and russians being banned from twitter, deviantart and other sites without proxy, that should have massive cultural changes

No. 1532152

I swear I only sleep on my back when I'm sick

No. 1532157

going to list my privileges like 2014 tumblr:
>thin
>clear skin despite never washing my face
>former private school student

No. 1532173

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I was looking through the #女体化/"transforming into female" tag on pixiv and this one illustration and the text under it was so dumb in a good way

Maple Syrup TG
*Justin had heard all about that sweet real maple syrup, and found a local place that had fresh Canadian Maple Syrup.

It truly was delicious. He started having it every morning with his pancakes.

As she began transitioning, she enjoyed the taste of the Maple Syrup. It was remarkable how the taste and texture changed as her body changed.

As Justina looked back on the two formative years of her transition, she truly appreciated the consistency, the reliability, the simple honesty of that Maple Syrup.

Some things in life were worth savoring. Life itself was worth savoring.*

???? lmao
Also love how there's normal-female and super-female which is just normal + makeup

No. 1532182

>>1531258
Not that anon, but I think it depends on the bot you're using. I had one that wouldn't stay in the room if my character was even changing, but another bot literally ripped off my character's panties unprompted. lmao Some are easier to do horny RP with over others. Also if you have any more slightly sfw kinks or fetishes, they're much easier to get away with. I've had a few femdom roleplays (no outright sex, but tension) with AI bots that were really good.

No. 1532186

>>1532173
I like how the man is close to realistic but the woman is an anime girl. The artist has probably not seen a woman in years.

No. 1532197

>>1532186
I didn't really look into the artist but I'm sure it must be AI art. But yeah, the fact that they chose these images makes me question how much real life female interaction they get if any.

No. 1532207

Why did I only leave 3 gyoza in the bag? I had been eyeing the bag in the freezer for days and today was the day. I made a nice dipping sauce, I prepped veggies to steam as well, and then I pull the bag out to find only 3 gyoza Why???

No. 1532213

Never cared about or watched adventure time but this is kinda hot

No. 1532238

>>1532157
Tell me about private school. Are you UK or US? I went to public school but private schools seem so fucking weird. Am burger. Then again my public school had good funding, so we got the benefits of private school in that sense.

No. 1532289

>>1532238
NTA, also never went to private school (so saged) but my public school was severely ran down & girls would stab eachother with any sharp objects they could find because their moid decided to cheat on both simultaneously, there was also frequent gang violence, asbestos, mold, rotting walls, expired, packaged food, and so on. I went to school in a burger ghetto & while I'm white, I was in a significant minority, as 80% of the school was Latino/a. Next was the Asian students, at about 10%, the other 10% were white, black, or Middle Eastern.
I heard the private school right next to our shithole had a good education, at the price of having the cruelest Lutheran student shitheads in the entire county

No. 1532293

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Today I'm starting sertraline again after nearly 2 years without it. I used to be on 200mg a few years ago but I'm starting with just 25 tonight or even half of that if I feel like a chicken. I've been taking diazepam to cope with anxiety and my other BPD symptoms but I can't continue with it indefinitely and at this point just want to feel better and not cry for hours every day. Wish me luck anons!

No. 1532303

My new hamster was acting scared of me so I gave him his treat stick back I told myself I wasn't going to give him until next week. It calmed him and he let me pet him
If I had a son he would be obese

No. 1532305

>>1532303
kek anon

No. 1532311

>>1532293
good luck nona! they upped mine recently for PMDD and it 100% helps. night sweats/inception dreams aren't fuck but I'll pay that for the lack of anxiety during the day. glad you're looking after yourself cutie, you got this!

No. 1532326

>>1532293
Setraline is a miracle drug. God speed, anon!

No. 1532327

>>1532323
It's weird. Man or woman, it's not normal to go into extensive detail.

No. 1532337

>>1532323
men asking is definitely perverted and want to escalate sexually with you. women, they might just be oversharers. in both cases if you come off as clearly autistic they might be nosy because they don't respect you or see you as a novelty. definitely shut it down and be wary of a male who asks.

No. 1532349

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tag yourself on the ancient stickers

No. 1532356

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>>1532349
I’m rad.

No. 1532357

>>1532349
Claiming skanky

No. 1532360


No. 1532365

>>1532293
I take Sertraline for OCD. I stopped ripping & washing my skin off, and have significantly less panic attacks than before, as I've been on it for 11 years. It kinda upsets moids when I mention I started it at 9, but considering I would wash my skin off my hands because I minorly grazed a blade of grass, or touched another person's backpack on accident, I think it's only done good.
Here's to hoping the same works for you, nona!

No. 1532367

>>1532349
Beasty

No. 1532368

Tall people make me uncomfortable. If you're over 6 feet tall you're a pain in the ass to talk to and be around, who the fuck wants to work next to a giant bean stalk? Not me

No. 1532379

>>1532349
Fer Sure because I say that all the time

No. 1532399

>>1532293
Sertra? I thought it was called zoloft in the US. Anyway it’s good you’re taking the steps to make yourself feel better. It made me incredibly nauseous for two days, i hope you react to it better

No. 1532431

I went out with a male coworker yesterday cause he asked me to and we ended up talking about stuff like porn, sex work and trans issues and I was delighted to find he was a raging terf. I don't think he realizes that his views align with radfems but they do. I had to coax his opinions out of him though cause he kept being like "I don't want to offend you" before then going on a tangent that I 100% agreed with. It made me think that there probably are a lot of people with radfem adjescent views that are just too scared to voice them publically. The tide is turning nonnas.

No. 1532467

>>1532431
Men can’t be radfems but I’m glad you found a person to share your views with though!

No. 1532471

>>1531936
same anon from yesterday. i don't know why but something told me to reach out to the academic integrity office on campus because of this copying scrote i am dealing with. mainly because i remembered in the middle of the night that during our discussions, he started repeating things i had said i was using for my argument on my paper and i do not want the professor saying i helped him in anyway because i sure as fuck didn't. so i attached both the outline and the free write i was doing last night with the email and made sure to include my name and all my information in the meta data since i was using textedit to do this. i know the professor wants us to learn how to do peer reviewed papers but there's a difference between copying what someone is doing and giving feedback and i am not sure why she is not calling him out for clearly pilfering off of my ideas. this is the first time in my life i've ever had to deal with this and it's frustrating because the professor likes him and doesn't see that he's a piece of shit, and apparently he isn't doing well in his other classes and is trying to get into grad school, but of course will ride off of me and my intelligence and try to fuck me over instead of actually doing his own thinking. not happening. pray for me guys, i really need it.

No. 1532527

Idk if I'll end up choosing to have children with a women or a man, but if it ends up being a man I hope it's one who is an active and loving father. I know from personal experience that what kind of father you have can really change a lot about you. I just want my future kids to have 2 good parents, I think that's super important.

No. 1532551

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Tony Goldwyn is pretty good for a nepo baby. Him and Devon Aoki.

No. 1532589

>>1532527
good moms are more important than good fathers, both is better of course but people with uninvolved moms are WAY more fucked up than people with uninvolved dads.

No. 1532593

>>1532589
Ayrt, I just don't personally agree with this. When you say having a good mom is more important you just undermine how important it is to have an involved father and thus give men more excuses to not be in their children's life. No thanks.

No. 1532607

>>1532593
The way I see it, is that men who aren't engaged with their children open them to issues that is different from if a woman did the same. Mothers are the cornerstones for comfort, love, and stability- which is exactly what a newborn needs to facilitate healthy learning and growth as a person as they get older, and maintaining the natural connection a baby and mother has after birth is important. Then, as a child gets older, a woman is just as capable as a man in teaching them hobbies, values, so on so forth that men largely get credited with. I am aware that this doesn't fit with some families, and that men are becoming more and more involved in raising their children now. Many women are horrendous mothers, and many men are fantastic and involved fathers. I hate all deadbeats that don't care how they affect their children with their actions, and believe that a decent mother is more important for a child overall for development. If a man is weak enough to be dissuaded from being a decent parent because someone says moms are more important for babies, he has no business reproducing.

No. 1532622

>>1532607
>Mothers are the cornerstones for comfort, love, and stability
Yes, because most women are more involved in their children's lives than men are. If the roles switched and the weight of childrearing fell on father then they would also be considering important for love and stability.
Also, I don't believe fathers and mothers have different things to teach their children. I just believe that children being raised in two-parent households with two involved parents is important.
>If a man is weak enough to be dissuaded from being a decent parent because someone says moms are more important
I more meant that it validates the decisions of bad fathers.

No. 1532641

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Selena Gomez will forever remind me of a girl I found while exploring EDtwt when I was bored. She posted a ss of her asking her bf over text what he thought about this pic of Selena and I guess she was expecting a "gross, fat, etc", but he replied "she looks hot" and she said she was going to keep starving herself as punishment for herself in the next tweet lol.. I wish I remembered her @ I miss her.

No. 1532660

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The urge to pet the floof is too strong. We have a bit of a rat problem where I live, and I just saw a big fat one right in front of my door. It stared at me, and I stared back, and instead of being wary of it, I almost leaned down to pet it like I do with any random cat or hedgehog, until I managed to remind myself that I'm not supposed to try to recreate the bubonic plague.

No. 1532662

>>1532622
So if men are forced to parent, and cultivate a relationship with their children, then their children would bond with them and get a sense of comfort from them more similar to their mothers. There is the biological factor to it as well, so to say if the roles switched is a little disingenuous. Women and their newborns have a bond that men don't have with birth, and babies instinctively rely on their mothers to survive. I don't want to get into the details of the social and economic factors that are driven by men that creates these roles, but why is it up to women to invite men to parent if they're actually just as capable as us? Men and women are different, and bring different things to parenting, and that's okay. Two parent households with two healthy and involved parents will always be what's best for children. Bad parents will be bad parents and make excuses even if I do a 180 and start fawning over men who change diapers, so I will still say if you need constant encouragement to be involved with your kid you shouldn't have one.

No. 1532663

>>1532660
Kek same, I used to have mice and rats as pets when I was little and I'm still very fond of them, so the rare times where I see a wild rat outside I always have the urge to pet it until I remember these aren't domesticated.

No. 1532665

>>1532622
If men were meant to be let around children they would've had breasts. Instead they have pricks they frequently use to rape said children. End of story

No. 1532671

exes new gf is potato

potato face n nose

No. 1532676

>>1532671
i love that for you

No. 1532677

>>1532662
>even if I do a 180 and start fawning over men who change diapers, so I will still say if you need constant encouragement to be involved with your kid you shouldn't have one.
>why is it up to women to invite men to parent if they're actually just as capable as us
I didn't say it was or that you had to do that? That was literally never something I said or was trying to say. You completely misunderstood me. I don't even understand what the point is here honestly. My original post was literally just about how I hope that my future children would have a good, involved father if I have kids with a man. You can believe that having an active father isn't important, but I'm speaking from my own personal life experiences so I do.

Not to say that you can't disagree with anyone ever, but I don't really like how /ot/ is just a sort of debate club where everything has to be argued against, words get misconstrued, and the original point is deserted.

No. 1532692

>>1532589
not to be that person but anon, i don't think you know what it is like to grow up with(out) an absentee father, especially one who was around but emotionally unavailable/narcissistic like my own dad. i had so many emotional and mental scars from not being loved by my father and it isn't in anyway lesser than having a bad mom just because he was a dude. i think the only reason why one could argue this is because people have a tendency to be more vocal about bad moms because there is so much societal pressure placed on women to throw their entire selves into motherhood. comparably, having a broken relationship with your father can be looked down on, especially if you're a woman with a bad father. likely because of patriarchal expectations and the way that men are encouraged to have more public lives and not sacrifice their careers/identity just because they have children.

No. 1532694

I was thinking about getting a boyfriend but actually from every angle I think of it, it's not worth it. They're just so…draining. When I get enough distance from that whole sphere I start to buy into the romanticised concept of a relationship then I remember the common themes of bullshit I've had to go through with each boy I've had.
Asking stupid questions with NO thought that obviously does them emotional damage if answered, eg "am I the best/biggest you've had?". Them feeling like it's their right to emotionally dump on you and thinking they're super amazing because they're not like other men who hold their emotions in, and if you're like woah hold on they're like OH, men really can't express their emotions huh??. Having to repeat the same lecture over and over again in different circumstances before you realise you're just trying to explain basic empathy for women to them. Feigned incompetence or whatever it's called. They can hold a 6 figure job but for the life of them can't understand the washing machine. I put my foot down with the last boy and he took it upon himself to read the manual cover to cover kek. Having to explain to them that relationships and the world don't function purely on logic and there's no objective "right" when it comes to feelings holy FUCK. WHY are they SO dysfunctional? And these are the, in my opinion, comparatively decent level headed men that just seem to devolve as the relationship develops.

Sorry it turned into a rant but the drive is there to find a partner but whether it's society or just male nature, like I may as well take up heroin instead for how much a relationship would ruin my life and vitality.

>>1531642
hernia?

No. 1532705

>>1532677
tbh it started out as comfort saying even if you end up with a deadbeat man, so long as you're not one your kid will probably be fine- I do hope you find someone who is a good partner to you and a good parent to your kids.

>>1532692
I do know what it's like, and that's partially why I'm a bit steadfast. Other part is meeting other people who have gone through one or the other. Issues with dads seem to be more common, worked through, or articulated but issues with moms seem to cut more deeply, and cause a lot more aggression in adults. That's what I was getting at regarding importance- I know both are incredibly damaging, I wasn't trying to be dismissive of one.

No. 1532722

Thinking about if I want to play with my twat on this fine Saturday evening or abstain like a good and pure farmer and play extreme violence sims 4 where I kill the rich families and take all their money instead

No. 1532723

>>1532722
*Afternoon, evening sounds like a word that should be used for afternoons but it is not

No. 1532755

>receive a text message from a random number
>it says "STD rates may apply"
Kek why not just say message and data rates

No. 1532762

It's so hard to brush off annoying people. I have went 8 years without cliques and this workplace I am in now has turned so goddamm highschool I want to rip out my hair. Work sucks! Why have the energy to be a little bitch when you could just do your job stfu and go home.

No. 1532786

>>1532762
How important is your/their jobs? I've found a direct correlation between job dissatisfaction and little bitch bullshit

No. 1532787

>>1532786
I'm trying to move jobs. In fact two annoying clique members have handed in their notice and I'm annoyed they beat me to it.

No. 1532792

I didn't forget how we were in the crystalcafe bunkers and during Shaymin's resignation some of youse were saying you would get your brothers and boyfriends to run the site.

No. 1532800

>>1532431
Before getting into the porn issue you should have asked him why he’s against porn without letting him know you’re against it.Usually men against porn are ex porn addicts.

No. 1532808

I'm just remembering some shit from attending university the 2010s and it was sexist as fuck, man.
>guy in friend group was arguing with his gf's ex and says "you might have taken her virginity, but I took her anal virginity!". Gf in question looking on proudly kek
>endless kitchen/sandwich jokes
>hanging out with "friend" and his gf and he wouldn't let her outside past 10pm, I'm like bro wtf and he's like "I promised her father I'd protect her", ends up compromising by letting her stand in the doorway for 5 minutes before coming back in
>friend's BF secretly recorded them having sex. She's mad but they stay together. She cheats on him and he begs her to stay and she agrees on the condition he starts acting like a "real man", ie a domineering shithead, she literally said he needs to boss her around
>everyone up in arms about the feminists because the blurred lines lyrics are creepy as fuck kek

These days none of this would slide with me and of course I'd never keep company with such horrible men, but it really was a sign of the times. This was in western Europe. I worry about this Andrew Tate generation but maybe it was always this bad, and worse.

>>1532762
I have this now but it's worse because it was a healthy working environment, then the good ones left and the new joiners formed a clique and bam, shitty environment.

No. 1532840

Sauces should always be free at restuarant, never extra. There are pizza places that literally charge extra for ranch, like fuck off. And the chipotle vinaigrette is extra too.

No. 1532844

>>1532808
This reminded me of when I would watch a bunch of college humor videos around the time of its heyday when I was in middle school and becoming genuinely sex repulsed because so many of the jokes were about sex in ways that made the woman the punchline, like the jokes always framed sex as good for men and bad for women, yet still expecting the woman to have it. I agree that sexism has always been rampant, though I do feel like there's a bit of variation in times of how blatant men feel like they can be about expressing their hatred of women

No. 1532860

I’m on a train rn and it’s kinda cosy that the woman next to me hasn’t moved even though other seats opened up

Makes me feel like maybe I’m not a scary hideous monster after all

No. 1532879

>>1532800
An important point to remember

No. 1532884

>>1532844
Same, legitimately identified as asexual for some years because of those exact jokes

No. 1532892

>>1532349
Im barf out

No. 1532897

my male coworker (who i have had like a handful of convos with) asked me twice if i wanted to taste his drink at this job event with a free bar. idk if it's the fact that i have no male friends or that he has a fiancé or the pandemic that made me feel utterly scandalised because of such a request KEK.

No. 1532905

>>1532897
He's into you

No. 1532933

>>1532897
I’m really into cocktails and my in laws are really into beer as are my husband and my close friends so we often taste each others drinks when we’re trying something new but I still thinks it’s crazy for a coworker to want to do that. Scandalizing even.

No. 1532935

>>1532897
Before the pandemic I was always down to share food and drinks with anyone I knew but now I'm way too uncomfortable about it

No. 1532937

>>1532935
>>1532933
>>1532905
thank you for your replies, nonas!

all of my friends say that it's not weird, but the drink sharing paired with other things from that evening gave me certain vibes lol (we talked/spent a lot of time together that evening because we sat next to each other and were grouped together in somme exercises). the drink thing was just the cherry on top because i know that this man would not ask any of the 50+ year old men we work with to drink from the same straw as him lol.

No. 1532952

>>1532937
if it never gets any weirder than that personally I wouldn't care (I wouldn't even care if he had a crush as long as he doesn't do anything about it) but it was weird. I mean what was so special about his drinks that he had to share them with you? usually open bar stuff is pretty basic. and the bar is free! you can get your own for free lol, there's like extra-extra no reason to share.

No. 1532966

>>1532937
Ew the same straw? Fuck

No. 1532967

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>>1532952
ikr? that is exactly what i have been thinking! the first drink was a beer and he asked me to taste it after i said that i didn't like beer.. like what was the reason lol. and the open bar was flowing, getting my own drink would literally have taken me 2 seconds.

he did tell me a lot of personal stuff, invited me to a group event outside of work and initiated physical contact (non sexual) which surprised me because there were 0 boundaries. he never made me feel uncomfortable or creeped out, i am just very surprised by his actions as we barely know (knew?) each other.

thank you for letting me vent about this, sweet nonnas! i thought he was just a very friendly, forward and open person, but i have now realised that he probably likes me to some extent. if he has a crush i don't care, his emotions are not my problem kek. go home to your fiancé!

No. 1532982

>>1532935
I used to wash my skin off due to a fear of viruses, plants, fungi, dirt, and bacteria, but the pandemic has helped me not be as scared. I still refuse to touch anything I even suspect has mold, and I still completely and utterly refuse to touch raw food, but I can't care less about viruses.

No. 1532991

My nigel's best friend is driving eight hours to help the people impacted by the F5 that struck Mississippi. He's actually in contact with a well-established disaster response team who will take him as a volunteer. He just decided to go, wanting to help however he can. How kickass is that?

No. 1532995

>>1532991
i love that, hope he gets there safely!

No. 1533011

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Sesame mochi are really good. Mmmmmm sesame

No. 1533024

>>1532982
Mold stuff can be fucked. I dropped something behind my bed once so I pulled the bed out from the wall and the wall behind it was covered in black mold. It was at the end where I had my head while sleeping. I was always dead tired before that happened and had no idea why. That apartment is long gone and my health is a hell of a lot better now.

No. 1533025

I hate how Yotsuba's dad acts like an autistic scrote. If Yotsuba only had her dad she'd be miserable. Like why did you adopt a kid if you're going to act like that.

No. 1533026

>>1533025
Yotsuba is adopted???

No. 1533028

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oh my god you're right she is adopted. I did not remember that, I've read the whole series lol

No. 1533062

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I'm laughing so hard right now. Froggy got kicked from the Creator Clash 3 weeks from the event. Slap fights ensue, twitter accounts are put on private, and to top it all off the creator clash twitter gets put in time out. I don't give a shit about the event but this is great.

No. 1533063

>>1533062
Who? What?

No. 1533066

>>1533063
Idubbz boxing event for charity.

No. 1533072

>>1533062
No longer temp ban. Probably got mass reported due to the backlash. Kek

No. 1533084

bought normal ice cream to test if it will give me the shits. its is so good, im so mad there's finally unique flavors out and none of them are dairy free. i got lavender and earl gray which barely exist here for flavors.

No. 1533087

>>1531819
They be calling pretty women average while getting mad when you call ugly men ugly.

No. 1533088

>>1533084
Earl grey ice cream sounds DELICIOUS!!

No. 1533090

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I have an orchestra audition today! Wish me good luck!!!

No. 1533091

>>1533088
its the best out of the two and yep 30 mins later the farts are here maybe it is a lactose problem. still going to enjoy it slowly over a few days.

No. 1533093

>>1533090
Good luck nonna!!!

No. 1533097

>>1533090
good luck nonnie!

No. 1533129

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Lemonade girl scout gookies….milk black tea with a little sugar and vanilla coffee creamer in it…dip the cookie in the tea…heaven.

No. 1533136

>>1533129
None of the girl scouts by me have lemon cookies this year. I like the ones with powdered sugar on the outside but I think they are gone now

No. 1533144

>>1533129
as non-american who has only seen this in movies, are girl scout cookies homemade or are they factory made (mass produced)?

reason i am asking is because the pic you posted looks more like a cookie brand produced in a factory and i always thought those things were hand made by girl scouts

No. 1533146

>>1533144
not even an american but I keep seeing it online so I'm telling you factorymade

No. 1533149

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>>1533144
Haha they're factory made, the girl scouts just sell them. The girl scouts are businesswomen, they don't have time to make cookies.There are multiple different types of cookies and the girl scouts are every across the US so it wouldn't work to have a bunch of kids making them. You get them from booths or buying from the scouts.

No. 1533150

>>1533149
Samefag, *Everywhere

No. 1533151

File: 1679825423279.gif (7.93 MB, 498x371, totally-spies-clover.gif)

Anyone else remember this episode lol

No. 1533153

>>1533149

thanks anon, I thought girl scouts were more like a local-level organisations of well..girl scouts who go camping, bake cookies and help the community or whatever

the more you know!

No. 1533155

>>1533149
>from booths or buying from the scouts
They are getting more creative one of them came straight up to my group at the bar on st patricks day her mom brought her there to hustle

No. 1533156

>>1533155
The worst is they’re now always set up by self checkout at my grocery store like sorry no I don’t want to spend a crazy amount on your tiny box of cookies after I just paid so much money for my weekly groceries due to inflation. And I just find the constant soliciting aggravating anyway

No. 1533158

>>1533153
They still do all of that stuff I'm pretty sure! The Girl Scouts of America is a larger organization that is, I guess, divided into local groups that oversee scouts of a particular area. The scouts sell the cookies to raise money to fund their group. If they do bake cookies it would probably be a group activity for the girls rather than a fundraising thing.
>>1533155
Kek that's terrible but funny as fuck.

No. 1533170

Love how, whenever there's the statistic of women increasingly choosing to stay single and avoiding marriage posted, there's always some butthurt comments of males saying that um, well, men actually also do it, we all have our individual reasons for it, this definitely is our choice, too lol

No. 1533200

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Miss the nikka and Jaelle threads, glad nikka doesn’t associate with Jaelle but her life still seems messy af. Put it here because there isn’t really milk but didn’t want to bump a dead ass thread lmao.

No. 1533224

I feel like neither the conversations in libfem spaces nor radfem spaces are centered around women's issues because they're both too busy talking about trans people. And when I say that I mean issues that don't involve troons.

No. 1533230

>>1533224
seriously. I don’t care!! We have real problems. literally it was completely socially acceptable to beat your wife like 1.5 generations ago and still is completely ok to do so now in some places (including pockets of “””progressive””” countries) we didn’t even fucking win that fight yet, I do not have time for men in dresses and plastic surgery addicts

No. 1533253

My sister wants me to fuck some deli boy at work because he has been talking to me and likes me but I am a virgin (sometimes with rage) and I don’t want to ‘practice’ on some unibrowed boy I hardly like men I only like one boy right now and he seems virginal I refuse to have sex with a penis especially a banana past its ripeness (if you’ve seen that graphic) I don’t want deli man, he is nice though but talking to moids is kind of an emotional effort. And he is ugly to me le sigh.

No. 1533256

>>1533253
>deli boy
Get that meat anon

No. 1533259

>>1533256
Uggghhhhh no unless you mean actual meat freebies I’d love free ham and cheese. Deli boys are weird one of them had a freakout and was crying, he turned to me dramatically, eyes red, and was like
>sniff
>i is anyone serving you
Kek he scares me now that I know he has retard rage but I love seeing teary eyed moids.

No. 1533262

>>1533024
AYRT, I lived in a slum apartment for 14 years, from the ages of 3 to 17, developed severe athsma and some brain damage, because it was full of stachybotrys (black mold, infamous for causing brain damage, memory loss, and retardation) and aspergillis (that white/green mold that causes athsma and emphysema)
I'm glad your health got so much better!
>>1533149
They added so many new ones since my younger sister was in it! I remember when we were kids, mom would promise us a box each and I would be torn between Tagalongs and Thin Mints. However, Tagalongs and the toast ones are fucking amazing. Too bad they're insanely expensive and the scouts as an org are involved in shady shit. I've also seen the moms of scouts get extremely pissy and aggravated at both their child and passerbys if someone doesn't buy the cookies. I was in the scouts for like a year before deciding it was encroaching on my free time and I was, as mentioned before, a massive fucking mysophobe and botanophobe so I couldn't enjoy any of the group activities whatsoever.

No. 1533263

File: 1679839966121.jpg (68.32 KB, 828x828, c908c46c252211c5312bee9a2412d1…)

I hate his greasy uncombed hair

No. 1533268

>>1533263
and nasal voice

No. 1533276

File: 1679842048088.jpeg (72.52 KB, 720x720, b715123acd448bf4d00263661225ad…)

>>1533263
Why does he look so unkempt despite being fit. His ex seemed to take care of him before, hence why he had short hair?

No. 1533278

>>1533276
It's the hair and beard. Coming from someone who loves long hair on men. Unwashed hair is way more visible on longer hair than it is on short hair. He either needs to wash his fucking hair or go to the hairdresser for advice on his oily hair problem. And while he's at it get his ratty ends trimmed too. And shave that nasty beard. Gross.

No. 1533294

>>1533276
Because long hair looks stupid on Caucasian men. Wispy ass grandma hair.

No. 1533297

File: 1679844516382.png (122.85 KB, 500x737, 564684.png)

>>1533025
I think it was an impulsive decision, it's implied she's some kind of war orphan.

No. 1533301

So was TERF ever used to actually mean trans exclusive radical feminist, including the radical feminist part, or was it always just a synonym for tranny haters aka not really including the radical feminist part.

No. 1533345

>>1533301
It meant Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist until around 2019-2020
Beforehand, trannies who thought it was a mental disorder and most other trannies were "faking" were called "truscum/transmed" and trannyhaters were called "twansphobic"
Past then it lost meaning due to zoomers entering spaces they don't belong kek

No. 1533347

>>1533294
lol someone clearly got rejected and never let it go

No. 1533359

>>1533347
i don't see how she's wrong. long hair on men looks best when it's thick, men like cr1t1kal usually don't have thick hair.

No. 1533364

>>1533347
Why are you dickriding for thin flat one dimensional limp untrimmed hair that is rarely washed properly? I'm team buzzcut anyways, dont know why you're caping

No. 1533370

File: 1679849302275.gif (1.84 MB, 498x278, shaun-the-sheep6-shaun-the-she…)

About to purchase glow in the dark stars to put on my nails

No. 1533377

>>1533347
it's okay to like long hair on men anon (i do too) but women can hate a feature without having it be a previously-got-rejected thing, you're just asking to get roasted. also yeah a lot of men with long hair are disgusting, it takes maintenance to look nice that a lot of men just aren't willing to do

No. 1533384

I need to figure out a way to say "you just like the sound of your own voice" but on lolcow. Hm..you just like the sound of your own keystrokes?

No. 1533386

>>1533384
Is this for a response in the vent channels cuz I was wondering what a synonymous phrase for that would be too

No. 1533398

>>1533384
ur tootin ur own horn

No. 1533404

>>1533398
I love tootin my own horn, I toot it the best, nobody else can toot it like I do

No. 1533494

File: 1679859418511.jpg (678.01 KB, 1320x1980, Inside Buckingham Palace’s Res…)

I was watching a video of a tour of Buckingham Palace, and yeah I know everything in there is super historical and costs more than my entire family, but everything in there looks so fucking cheap and tacky.

No. 1533496

File: 1679859451246.jpeg (41.21 KB, 498x539, 1677180256415.jpeg)

It's never been so easy to stay away from this place. I keep scrolling but I haven't felt inclined to respond to a post for over a week. The vibes are stale, barely even rancid. It feels like all the cool people left the party. Is this the end? Am I about to touch grass? Someone post something unhinged about Buster Keaton so I know whether the lights are still on.

No. 1533499

File: 1679859588538.png (1.9 MB, 1600x900, crazy-rich-asians-movie-singap…)

>>1533494
Samefag, but you know how in Crazy Rich Asians there was the nouveau riche family who's house was decked out in gold? That's what every room in Buckingham Palace looked like. Idk how that lady could've stood living in that place. Even if I consider the fact that's it's basically a historical artifact with a bunch of historical artifacts in it, I can't see it as anything but fug butt fugly fuck ugly.

No. 1533501

>>1533496
Kek this came across way meaner than intended but I still meant what I said

No. 1533503

I think decepticon is the funniest name i've ever heard people call trannys lmao.

No. 1533505

File: 1679860194092.jpg (61.24 KB, 500x668, cde81ce456e58a41238fd31ca47b5c…)

>>1533496
its kinda ironic, but the mismanagement of shaymin for an entire year and the constant cp raids took a good chunk of the site's userbase, new admins fixed pretty much every issue in less then a month but the old users don't know that but many are still here and most come back for their specific cows, like I know not one of the snaynatards would ever leave
I'm honestly hoping we could advertise the site more to specific communities to bring up site engagement

also I would lick every inch of Buster Keaton's pale body

No. 1533506

>>1533505
I want whatever you're smoking lol

No. 1533527

File: 1679862264184.gif (396.92 KB, 500x281, DCA03161-51FF-4074-AE2A-1D52B2…)

My period just started and things that have made me tear up today: Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt (didn’t listen to it, just remembered it and it made me so sad,) my childhood dog who loved car rides, remembering some vid I saw on Instagram of a woman getting proposed to with a hawk, found out Sylvester Stallone’s son died in like 2012 and I thought about how sad it would be to lose a child. I’m going to nap and hopefully I wake up normal.

No. 1533663

I went a little too hard on the about me section of my personal website, everyone else seems to have one 1/4 the size of mine, oops. I don't really care if it makes me look like a narc though, more than anything I listed my favorite things as a record for myself and nobody else.

No. 1533666

>>1533663
It's okay, anon. There are people who enjoy reading long about me pages. Like me…

No. 1533669

My rabbit is turning 11 in a month, isn't that crazy? She's so adorable, like a sweet old babushka lady reincarnated into a rabbit. She's all white but has black fur around her eyes like mascara, too good for this world.

No. 1533698

>>1533669
Whoa that’s crazy! She sounds super sweet

No. 1533704

>>1533698
Thank you nonna ♥ I've had her since I was 9, she gets along with my cat too. I have no idea how she has lived this long but I'm happy she's still with us. She comes running to the door when it's time for her carrot in the evening, she's like a dog kek, it's super sweet.

No. 1533714

I like dawn a little more than dusk, but I prefer what dusk becomes more than what follows the dawn. Do you understand me?

No. 1533721

Ever step on something like a tack or cut yourself and think, "This hurts so bad imagine if I actually was stabbed?" Or "imagine if I was burned alive" I cut myself while cutting my pb&c and I couldn't help but think that

No. 1533724

>>1533721
kek, subtle.

No. 1533906

I don't know if there's a name for this, but I notice this thing with south asian and arab men, where individually they are very awkward and kinda "effeminate" but they are with their friends they act like super macho and patronizing.

No. 1533937

File: 1679918083238.png (1.48 MB, 1080x702, Screenshot_20230327-065338.png)

>>1533906
American Hispanic guys are pretty much like this too. I don't know how to categorize them but they're the type of guys who are into cars and designer clothes and jewelry. Picrel is pretty much what I'm talking about.

No. 1533940

>>1533937
i hate this picture so much

No. 1533942

>>1533940
well I for one love it so lets take this outside

No. 1533955

I was watching The Crown's episode about Elizabeth's uncle conspiring with Nazi Germany and I started cackling when they showed real pictures of him and his wife with Hitler at the end

No. 1533971

It's funny how my first experience with a trans person was online and he was fucking horrendous, a horrorcow if I ever personally knew one. He identified as a woman and was predictably very interested in extreme cinema and porn. He was insufferable to be around, constantly centring conversations around himself. He made a short film in which he was naked (he had to get everyone to see his penis somehow) and actually cut himself in it. It turned out he'd been grooming minors and exposing himself to them on video and he was banned from every server I was in after. He also was in a relationship with another troon irl who was a teen. Before this I didn't really care if people were trans or not, but when I started reading the threads here I realised how similar so many of them are. Crazy

No. 1533977

File: 1679922336643.jpg (1.53 MB, 3024x4032, dfhr.jpg)

Fujo breastfeeding shirt

No. 1533982

>>1533937
Yeah it's really weird seeing men obsess over shoes and brand clothing so much, while being mostly middle-class to lower middle-class

No. 1534014

File: 1679928282201.png (106.37 KB, 814x526, IMG_20230327_104608_360.png)

He's out

No. 1534017

>>1534014
how long until he gets sent back to jail for having a tard rage

No. 1534022

File: 1679928773708.jpg (99.32 KB, 770x1035, 3173431-HSC00001-7.jpg)

>>1534014
Aww shit here we go again

No. 1534026

>>1534014
OooOooOo

No. 1534028

>>1534014
The dimensional merge is upon us!!

No. 1534029

>>1534014
Male retardation seems to work like a "get out of jail free" card. They can rape their demented mothers just like that.

No. 1534030

>>1534014
>gender male
Hehe

No. 1534057

>>1534014
>41 years old
Jesus, this moid is too ugly, old and fucked up to be alive kek.

No. 1534067

File: 1679932304413.jpg (2.68 MB, 3000x4000, IMG_20230327_174628.jpg)

pigeon at the bus station where is she going????

No. 1534072

>>1534067
We don't have these colors in my country :( they're all so grey here( :( )

No. 1534074

>>1534072
in the city i lived previously there was only the grey ones, but I moved to the north and I see a ton of the white and black ones, they're so pretty

No. 1534075

>>1534014
Where's he going to live? Will he be allowed to stay with his mom after what he did?

No. 1534085

>>1533977
Absolutely cursed, thanks for sharing

No. 1534102

>>1534075
Wasn't a restraining order put out against him by the state on his mother's behalf because she's too demented to do it herself? If he tries to go back won't he get hauled off to jail again?

No. 1534119

>>1534075
with Null ofc, he paid for the bond after all

No. 1534125

>>1533982
It's because they know they're making just a little more than everyone else around them, they want to flaunt their wealth, but with all that wealth they end up still struggling like a lower class person would because they keep buying random shit.

No. 1534130

>>1534075
wtf happened to his mom anyways, she isn't staying in that house alone right?

No. 1534268

i dont know where else to post but chris-cgan just got release from jail.

For any anons interested he was a thread in pt >>>/pt/912168

No. 1534290

>>1534268
Hide ya wife
Hide ya kids
Hide ya mom
Hide ya granny
Hide ya great granny
Hide all the elderly
..

No. 1534291

>>1534268
scroll up nonnerz
>>1534014

No. 1534389

I stopped keeping track of chris-chan a long time ago, nothing new is funny and the only people interested in him now are extremely annoying and autistic.

No. 1534396

File: 1679952837897.jpeg (260.61 KB, 1800x1350, FQdpVEqVsAEx3OP.jpeg)

My week has been extremely shitty but at least jill's thread is ultra milky right now.

No. 1534403

I kinda want to vent about my shitty situation right now but if I do I know for a fact nonnies on here are gonna call me retarded and drag me to hell and I can't deal with that right now kek I deserve it though

No. 1534521

Why do 4chan jannies have to ban you sitewide and not just on the board that got you banned? I can't post for a month because I made them cry once on one board

No. 1534522

>>1534521
how does one gain a ban on 4chan? i have pissed of channers several times(it's not even deliberate trolling on my part it's just my personality that's annoying) but I have never gotten banned

No. 1534528

>>1534403
Write it out and delete it after. I do that a lot, and sometimes I feel satisfied in venting but then don’t want anyone to read that shit kek

No. 1534540

>>1534522
It's pretty easy even though posting something clearly against the rules (like nsfw in blue boards) won't usually get people banned, just deleted or moved. There are some generals in boards jannies like to sit in and curate. /a/ especially has extremely banhappy jannies and posting something that they don't like or think is "off topic" will get you an instant ban. There are specific things that the jannies don't like and will ban on sight most of the time. More than anything it depends on the jannies mood that day rather actually breaking the rules.

No. 1534577

File: 1679969510261.gif (1.45 MB, 498x280, 14A8FEFA-8427-41D3-ADB8-E16BC7…)

I just started watching pui pui molcar on a whim because it looked like a nice cute show to fall asleep to and now I’m completely enamored by these little guys and the show as a whole

No. 1534590

File: 1679972193259.jpg (58.37 KB, 480x640, 7c8RE9rygX0bgPfrDfEJVIDz5m2Ikl…)

>>1534577
They're so cute, I was sad when the show ended and I no longer had new episodes to look forward to. My heart breaks every time they cry. Also, I really want this dress.

No. 1534597

I had an interview for a company today and it was a building of rented office spaces. So I was just standing by the entrance, trying to get in because it's locked of course, and the building manager just walked out of her office and was scowling at me through the window. Like tf did I do omgg lmao. I called the person who was supposed to interview me on the phone to let me in but omfg that building manager was so unfriendly and grouchy lmao like who pissed in her cereal. fuck her lmao

No. 1534616

File: 1679976654887.jpeg (18.63 KB, 500x333, 8E29F683-A87E-4E60-AFE9-78105F…)

>site immediately breaks when I try and post
thanks lc love ya too

No. 1534633

>>1534577
I learned about it by stumbling onto an autistic pixiv account so it's ruined for me. their art gave me jissouseki vibes.

No. 1534658

I see some anons talking about how they wish they got male attention, and honestly I don't see why. It's not that exciting. Half the time when I get male attention I think they're attracted to my Sagittarius energy and my booty it's not even men I want and in general it's just not hard at all to make a guy pay attention to you. The real challenge is getting female attention (I desperately want a gf).

No. 1534661

>>1534658
If you've never gotten male attention before the idea of having men interested in you is something you'll think of positively because you haven't experienced it so you don't know what it's really like.

No. 1534663

>>1534658
Kek seriously, most male attention is shallow and meaningless. Majority of the time they’re telling you whatever you want to hear so you’ll give them the validation, not the other way around. A lot of the time they see you as a prize to be won but once they get what they want they lost all interest.

No. 1534668

>>1534658
I don't seriously believe in astrology but honestly I almost buy this as another uninterested sag that isn't nice to men and prefers being with women in every capacity. Funny enough, all of my female bi friends who I've been emotionally, romantically/sexually intimate with keep bringing around men to date instead of serious and reasonable, cool and kind women bc they can't let go of their conditioning and accept long term female relationships. Happens like clockwork - they get annoyed and upset bc they keep bringing men around, then the men end up trying to go after the consistently constantly uninterested female friend (me) instead. Also I buy that female sags get told we are being way, way more flirty or charismatic than we are trying to be or wanting to be, even by women. Like, you'll definitely know without a doubt when I'm flirting with you or want you, it's not a secret. Don't tell me I like or want you when I fucking dont and then you have to put me in an awkward position. It's extremely annoying.

No. 1534689

I'm working from home today without telling anyone because there's a demonstration near my office today. I slept more than usual and I'm going to do some housework instead of working, I don't give a fuck. I already earned my bonus after all.

No. 1534703

File: 1679991167523.jpeg (288.31 KB, 2048x1802, D665FA18-B034-4887-A06C-C9AE6D…)

I had a dream last night that one of the south park creators (don’t remember which one) killed himself. It felt so real that I had to google it to see if it had actually happened or not. Anyway have some cute south park fanart.

No. 1534734

I love how my nails go tap tap tap when I'm typing on my phone

No. 1534740

>>1534734
Nah nah nah, nails are a form of undiagnosed and normalized self harm. I can't do any nails for this exact reason and I can't get my finger meat to actually touch the letters without having to turn them. Nails are horrible, then all the dirt and food that accumulates underneath acrylics especially? Nails are evil hobblers

No. 1534743

>>1534740
I forgot I can't post about nails without someone being a sperg kek

No. 1534749

>>1534743
You guys need to figure out what 100% sincere sentiment is vs hyperbole overlaying a playful truth. It's perfectly fine to keep keratinised (or pretty plastic) kebabs on the very tips of your fingers that transmit bacteria easily, I don't care, but they are definitely phalangeal handicaps and make life so hard

No. 1534751

>>1534658
I've unintentionally romantically attracted only women, it was only 4 cases but a weird coincidence nonetheless. At the same time, I have never had attention from men. Maybe bi/lesbians are just more chill about appearance because I am ugly af. I can't even imagine being catcalled or sexually harassed. No men ever showed any sign of interest in me although I want attention from them.

No. 1534754

>>1534749
hyperbole is not the reason she called you a sperg and you look even more autistic now kek

No. 1534759

>>1534751
It could also be cultural. I think (well, ime) in Anglo countries and Spanish speaking countries men are more forward than maybe, say, Nordic countries? Or perhaps they keep to themselves a little more than others and are a little more low-key? I don't think you need to be hot to be hit on or asked out a lot though. It's a mix of approachability, personality, environment, age, attractiveness, etc, I think. You're not missing out on anything though, I promise. If you find a decent guy who you're compatible with irl, it most likely won't be a random on the street

No. 1534780

I was hired at my recent job because they wanted someone with extensive customer service experience to add a "human touch" to their outgoing e-mails and messages to customers. However, the first thing they told me once I was hired was to write a draft of the e-mail I wanted to send or template I wanted to create, run it through chat GPT, and then use that. Not only for customer e-mails, but for internal messages as well. It's scary how no e-mail I get from my coworkers has a personal touch to it. Everything is generated by chat GPT to sound professional, but instead it comes off as jarring and unnatural, kek.

No. 1534784

>>1534749
I love your vocabulary

No. 1534791

File: 1680005131619.gif (3.48 MB, 275x215, approachingcat.gif)

I just saw a cat sitting on the roof next to my attic window. I opened the window and tried to offer it a treat. It hissed at me, but seeing a cat still brightened my mood. If only I wasn't a poorfag with a tiny apartment in the middle of a big city.

No. 1534811

>>1534740
you're right, don't listen to them. i hate the sound of nails tapping and hate the feeling of having nails at all even when I cut them extremely short. i wish all my fingers were stylus pens with the rubber tips.

No. 1534934

>>1534590
sayrt it’s so cute!!! pls get a cute bag that looks like a dessert to go with it

No. 1534985

I remember reading this when I was like 14, I really hope they change some of lines cause they were better in written format then live action.

No. 1534986

File: 1680015413254.jpg (43.57 KB, 1006x280, 98613.JPG)

has the paper about LC and CC been posted anywhere? I think some anons may be interested but I'm not sure where to even post it

No. 1535001

>>1534986
What the fuck is this. I left some months ago and this happens? This is Kaitlyn's fault, isn't it? WTF does it say?

No. 1535010

>>1535001
I remembered the lolcow review thread and added it there. image is long but the paper is behind paywalls
says barely anything tbh, nothing we haven't heard or seen before. men don't like women even in anonymous spaces, users here like to vent and discuss things they wouldn't do with people irl. I'm kinda glad they didn't namedrop the boards, although it's very obvious which ones they are talking about
post: >>1535008

No. 1535110

>>1534986
Seeing that pissed me off so much. Not only did she completely disregard everything anons said and still insisted that lolcow is "femcel" despite all the replies saying otherwise (why even bother interviewing us if you're just going to push your clueless predetermined opinion on the site into our mouths?), she also linked lolcow like an idiot. I hope we didn't get any newfags from that thinking this is some "femcel" website.

No. 1535114

Was scrolling on twitter and saw a poc of a woman hunch
Ed over and you could see all of her spines and ribs through her back. It was supposed to be. Cute spring pic but it made my skin crawl.

No. 1535117

>>1535110
>I hope we didn't get any newfags from that thinking this is some "femcel" website
we definitely did, i noticed an increase of posters unironically calling themselves femcels

No. 1535120

Saw a cute guy with dark hair, glasses, and a nice jawline today. Mmm just my type.

No. 1535121

>>1534749
The other anon was right about that not being why I called you a speech but also,
>they are definitely handicaps
For you. If my nails handicapped me I simply wouldn't wear them. Sorry that I personally prefer my nails to not be little stubs that don't go over my finger at all.

No. 1535122

File: 1680029558709.jpg (21.72 KB, 369x387, 1651778620486.jpg)

don't get why nonnies complain about getting called moids. I almost never get called a moid. really just is a skill issue

forgive the zoomer speak

No. 1535126

>>1535122
It's the frustration of being accused of something you're not, similar to when people insist you're lying when you're telling the truth. I haven't been called male here but I was called a troon on cc for calling out a poster nitpicking a nona's cece drawing

No. 1535130

File: 1680029947784.jpg (39.3 KB, 564x537, 1671074600849.jpg)

>>1535127
Sisters not by birth but by post

No. 1535134

File: 1680030048895.jpeg (39.93 KB, 500x493, 555.jpeg)

>>1535121
stubby fingers are the best, but if all fingers were like soft pens that would be ideal

No. 1535142

>>1535139
it was out when acapella was a huge trend. im glad everyone now realizes how fucking dweeby people who like acapella. pitch perfect was corny and i have no idea how they made more movies

No. 1535144

File: 1680030985399.png (1.26 MB, 1398x744, Screen Shot 2023-03-28 at 12.1…)

I saw Pitch Perfect for the first time because it was playing on TV, and holy crap it's one of the worst movies I've seen in recent years. Why did it seem like everyone loved this in the 2010s?

>>1535142
kek, sorry I deleted to add a pic. It was SO corny holy shit!

No. 1535145

>>1535144
You just don't know good cinema

No. 1535169

>>1535144
as a teen in the 2010s, i enjoyed it when it came out and i remember going out to watch the sequel with friends. i don't remember the plot at all, but i remember hanging out with my then-friends. now, it's just a barely okay movie and the sequels i find unnecessary. would've been fine as a standalone.

No. 1535193

>>1535144
I remember my friends pressuring me to watch it when it came out and I hated it so much. Everything about it was so obnoxious never understood why it got so popular, aside from the yuribait there was nothing redeeming

No. 1535203

>>1535144
I saw this as a young teenager and even I thought it was unbearable.

No. 1535293

Shayna appeared in my dream. I don't even keep up with her and i've hardly gone on her thread. It's this websites fault, this motherfucker is infesting my dreams now.

No. 1535297

The unhinged mess exploding in the JC snow thread is so trashy I feel like we are in the trailer park and baby daddies are fighting over side chicks. I can smell the warm beer

No. 1535311

>>1534740
>>1534734
Until the mention of acrylics I thought they were both talking about regular human ass fingernails. I keep mine long and they tap and I love it. Long mail superiority!

No. 1535379

i get so relieved every time i'm drawn to a guy on discord and he face reveals and turns out to have long hair. i'm not attracted to long hair on guys at all and it puts me off perfectly

No. 1535398

>thread topic
>mentally ill white trans man aka woman killing adults and childer
>kiwifarms thread comments
>sperging about black people being the real mass shooters
I try to read threads using the highlight function but surpisingly all that shit ends up highlighted.

No. 1535400

File: 1680053871000.jpeg (20.68 KB, 473x476, D64BD02E-9022-4C4F-99C5-F3456E…)

I just made a guy delete his TikTok account by saying that I don’t want a boy who has one. What else should I do with this power?

No. 1535405

>>1535400
you must turn him into a eunuch anon it's the only sensible thing

No. 1535406

>>1535379
I don't trust men with long hair especially since it's a precursor to them trooning out. Men are so absolutely retard that they think it must mean they're a woman now

No. 1535412

>>1535398
i thought the thread would be entertaining but scrotes will be scrotes. the discussion in the ftm thread is good enough for me

No. 1535417

Anytime a male goes on about how much he loves men, men are superior to women, men are the victims, how much he hates women, and how men are so much better, etc. I just assume he's a raging faggot in the closet. There's no genuinely logical reason for a man to hate women other than being a such a closet raging homosexual or a retard.

No. 1535426

>>1535412
>discussion in the ftm thread
Honestly it's nothing but infighting

No. 1535436

>>1535417
Obviously

No. 1535437

>>1535417
It's weird because it tracks but at the same time, there's a LOT more super straight men who just hate women in general, who aren't gay but "mentally gay", you know what i mean? Love their homeboys and defends other men like they are being paid for it. Then theres just the average woman hating scrote whose aggressively straight.
However, I know so many men who love being around men, like for example men who can't stay out of jail, there's so many pictures of men in jail smiling like it's the best place to be in the world. Or scrotes who have to have a group of men with them everywhere.
Oh and men who have group sex with one woman or at all. All this to say, yes, there's something very wrong with men who hate women for zero fucking reasons. Either they are gay/bi or just…an fucking shitty weirdos.
Men are so retarded brained I swear, at least some women get drunk and kiss their female friends, or even do it to grossly impress moids, but scrotes will fuck men/troons and literally KILL to keep the secret. Don't even have to be drunk or trick, they seek that shit out then get mad at the world

No. 1535440

>>1535417
They were definitely touched as children as well

No. 1535465

Some foods are more difficult to eat than others heres my list. Easy foods for me are foods easy to eat in bed or a car.

Easy foods:
>ice cream I’m cups or cup shaped cartons
>nuggets
>Mac n cheese
>sushi
>hot pockets
>pizza rolls
>grapes, cherrie and any kind of berry
>chips
>nuts

Difficult foods:
>salads
>nachos
>burgers and any kind of sandwiches
>soups
>spaghetti
>burritos

No. 1535474

>>1535465
Easy Foods-
>eggs

Hard Foods-
>Pizza with pepperoni- even pepperoni with a little beat of spice is too spicy for me, ruins the whole expereince

>popcorn- Makes my lips white, some has cornbeans in them and too salty at times


>Apples- too hard for my teeth


>peanut butter- Unless softened with cheese, it super sticky and very heavy on my stomach


>Spagetti- Sause splashes on my face and makes me feel dumb

No. 1535475

File: 1680058975579.png (473.73 KB, 1266x699, chud.png)

Does anyone else think it's kind of funny how Audrey Hale sort of looks like a female chud? too soon maybe

No. 1535479

>>1535475
someone said she's dressed like Chris Chan, but she looks like a younger Barb to me, like how Barb looked back in the day. Shit who knows maybe the merge did happen, but instead of our favorite cartoon characters and Oc's, it's different ages of Barb, Chris and Bob, who have spawned into the world to fuck shit up.

No. 1535480

>>1535475
she also looks like Ellen

No. 1535482

>>1535475
I get so enraged when women do fucked up moid shit just because moids use it to distract attention away from their own fucked statistics.
See also pedo teacher cases, Amber Heard for wahhh domestic aboose, and now I guess shootings. Jfc.

No. 1535483

>>1535482
amber heard did nothing wrong tho

No. 1535488

>>1535475
Samefag, she looks like schizoanon too. Is this just the mentally ill schizo future/past shooter phenotype

No. 1535492

>>1535483
She fucked up, anon.

The point is that even at the peak of what other people have deemed abuse pales in comparison to the legitimate threats, violence, and death women face when a man wants to do them wrong.
But no one sees it for that, they just see an instance of a woman being a shit and use it to claim 'just as bad.'

No. 1535497

>>1535405
that's just making him a tranny

No. 1535501

>>1535497
Not really

No. 1535522

I’m going to donate my bodyline stuff to the local thrift shop

No. 1535569

File: 1680067151470.png (416.6 KB, 662x628, itreallyis.PNG)

>>1535522
I hope it gives some unsuspecting teenage weeb the thrill of a lifetime.

No. 1535617

a lot of people here probably dont like cupcakke but i still think this is really funny

No. 1535621

TO BE CONSUMED…
MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION WAS NOT GAY. IT WAS NOT STRAIGHT. NOR PAN. IT WAS, IS AN ATTRACTION TO MISOGYNY. (To NEVER Know A WORLD WITHOUT MiSOGYNY IS TO NEVER KNOW YOURSELF WITHOUT IT AS WE ARE ALL MIRRORS)
WHY DID i WANT/NEED TO BE A WOMAN
MY GENDER WAS SO INFLUENCED BY A NEED TO BE USED BY MEN.
-INFANT
-STRAIGHT BOY -→ AN ASSIGNED PLACE NOW REALIZED. WEARING MISOGYNY IN DISCOMFORT BUT BENEFITING FROM ITS HEIGHT(?) WEIGHT(?)
-(BI)
-GAY BOY -→ AN ATTEMPT AT FEMME. THE BEGINNING OF SHRUGGING MISOGYNY OFF MY SHOULDERS AND STABBING MYSELF WITH IT. AN iNABILITY TO BE FEMME, BUT AND ABILITY TO FEEL THE HURT OF FEMME
-STR8 WOMAN -→(WOMANHOOD)FINDING \FEMME\ UNDER THE CONDITIONING OF BEING GAY. NOT FEELING FEMME ENOUGH W/O BEING A VICTIM OF RAPE
-GAY WOMAN -→ RELEASING GAY CONDITIONING BUT FINDING COMFORT IN THE BOX AND PADDED PRISON OF WOMANHOOD
-QUEER PERSON -→ THE MOST LIBERATED FROM GENDER i HAVE FOUND MYSELF. STILL DEALING WITH THE RUINS(?) OF SEXUAL BRAIN WASHING BUT ALLOWING MY OWN FEMININITY TO FLOURISH AND(?) A VOID(?) OF MEN.
-DEATH -→ ⚫
LOOK UP "THE ACT OF EATING" →
CONSUMPTION → "THE IDEA OF BEING EATEN USED TO AROUSE ME"
→ iS THIS MISOGYNY
→ i THINK i USED TO (STILL DO) INTERNALIZE MISOGYNY BECAUSE i THOUGHT i WANTED TO BE A WOMAN AND SAW THAT MEN ATE WOMEN WHOLE. THAT MEN DOMINATED. HENCE MY FORMAL AND CURRENT AROUSAL TOWARDS DOMINATION AND NOT TO MENTION HUMILIATION.
→ WHY IS IT THAT SEX IS ALL TO COMMONLY AN ACT OF VIOLENCE
→ WHY IS IT THAT RAPE IS FETISHIZED BY BOTH SIDES OF THE BINARY.
→ HOW DID i TAKE ON THIS SEXUALITY SO EASILY AND WITHOUT THOUGHT
→ WAS i GAY BECAUSE i WAS TRANS
→ DID MY YEARNING TO BE FEMININE, TO BE A WOMAN, TO ESCAPE THE PRISON THAT IS BEING A MAN, MAKE ME WANT TO BE EATEN BY MEN SO THAT i COULD FEEL LIKE A WOMAN. WAS BEING GAY THE ONLY ANSWER TO THIS. i REMEMBER NOT LINKING GAY PORN BECAUSE i COULD NOT FIND THE "BIG VS. SMALL" CONTRAST. THAT EVEN WHEN I WAS GAY i LIKED STRAIGHT PORN BECAUSE IT LACKED MISOGYNY -> ABUSE -> OPPRESSION(no emojis, even in the dumbass thread)

No. 1535622

>>1535474
What the fuck are cornbeans and what the fuck does softening peanut butter with cheese mean? I feel like I just had a stroke trying to read that

No. 1535623

>>1535621
Honter writing a schizo essay to rationalize his fetish for misogyny and trying to turn himself into the victim will always be in my top 10 tranny copes

No. 1535624

>>1535622
its probably pb+c anon. ignore her fits for attention

No. 1535626

>>1535622
Cornseeds/cornbeans the things popcorn is made from

No. 1535627

>>1535624
>fits for attention
>answering a question about food
Sure

No. 1535630

You ever watch something and have weird thoughts afterwards? I just watched like 8 hoof trimming videos pretty damn graphic one involved and exploding push pocket abess and now I keep imaging someone doing that to my foot and it being satisfying but painful, as it is when cows get their hoofs cut and it relieves the pressure.
I don't know why I find it relaxing, I'm so squirmish about Ignore involving humans and animals, but I guess it's because it's just shaving down bone and it helps the Cow.

No. 1535632

>>1535630
Ugh autocorrect I'm too tired to even re do it

No. 1535634

File: 1680076401592.png (375.35 KB, 1280x1194, cf9ee489fa78fe5427975657c11f71…)

don't add anyone from the friend finder thread
worst mistake of my life

No. 1535636

>>1535623
When I first made and posted this as a copypasta I got banned and told to take my meds lmao

No. 1535638

>>1535634
What happened? Tell us nona

No. 1535645

>>1535634
A man, or a female loon? This is exactly why I said usually older farmers don't want to do this shit. It's sad these fears have to repel us from potential friendship but people are unhinged. I wouldn't want to speak to a chan visitor female or a male and I feel like most girls on there still visit male boards

No. 1535652

I got my first "integrate newfag" but I've been saying the same kinda shit for a year by now so I don't get it. Anyway you're invited to the celebration. There will be a giant pumpkin pie

>>1535522
I found a Candy Rain dress at the thrift once and I was so thrilled. My old Bodyline items were in larger sizes so I actually managed to pull a decent amount of money out of them thanks to fattychan demand (and also because weaboos in my country are so fucking gross I'm the only one who doesn't piss on her clothes)

No. 1535656

>>1535634
Ive gotten lucky and only had pleasant interactions with people from the friend finder thread. It sucks that some people has to ruin the fun by being deranged. I'm sorry that happened to you, nona

No. 1535675

>>1535652
Kek, I've been getting
>intergrate
>been here for years and I can't leave
>are you esl?
>yes (no I'm not, just retarded)
I've even been banned and told to integrate by the mods.
I've been called a newfag in threads I've been in for years because someone misread what I was saying.
I've been called a twitterfag. Everything in the book. I've told so many lies and so many truths, it's been an amazing journey.

No. 1535721

File: 1680088929076.gif (1.16 MB, 320x180, CA_rGj.gif)

>>1535626
That's such a cute way to convey those things. Here they're just called kernels.

No. 1535746

>>1535634
please anon GIVE US INFO

No. 1535747

Cornbean is a foul word, stop it anon

No. 1535759

>>1535634
You're not gonna just drop this and leave without telling us what happened right??

No. 1535761

Some sectarian rang my door and invited me to celebrate Jesus Christ's death

No. 1535766

>>1535761
Some people can find joy in literally anything. The guy's been dead for a couple of millennia already, and they're still happy about it.

No. 1535768

>>1535626
kernels anon. it's kernels.

No. 1535777

I watched that movie Julie & Julia earlier today, and I was really curious what “mean” comment Julia Child said that shattered Powell’s image of her. I laughed so hard when I found out. I think Child was totally within her right to say she felt offended that someone was treating her book like a challenge when she spent 8 years composing recipes that were accessible even to amateurs. Hilarious that this woman lost it at what was essentially a “skill issue” comment lmfao.

I also found out that Powell randomly died a few months ago. Apparently the week before she had been mocking some sub 100 followers anti-vaxx dude for his wife dying a couple days prior. God, the best cows truly were the forgotten gen X ones.

No. 1535779

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>>1535777
dropped pic

No. 1535810

>tranny shooter parents had a 700 000$ property
>people call her upper middle class
Damn, guess I'm below the fucking poverty line in my little second world country.

No. 1535818

>>1535810
Housing prices are so inflated that 700k could just be a 2 bedroom 1 bath house in Nashville (I haven’t checked the news so I don’t know what they said about the parents or if they specified what type of property it is)

No. 1535823

File: 1680100673222.jpg (102.02 KB, 1200x1800, royal-milk-tea-1-1200.jpg)

Drinking black tea with milk. I like the taste, but why does it make me feel like I'm doing something wrong? Also the smell reminds me of a raw potato a bit. Am I just going crazy?

No. 1535824

>>1535823
Might depend on the brand of tea? I made myself some green tea once and it smells exactly like the grass my grandma used for feeding rabbits, now I can't unsmell it.

No. 1535847

There's something admirable about the anon posting military pictures in /m/ for hours now. A level of commitment I could never reach. I assume she's also the hannibal poster.

No. 1535866

>>1535824
Kek I can imagine. It's classic black by Ahmad Tea but I don't think I smelled potatoes when I drank it without milk

No. 1535868

File: 1680103837268.jpg (48.02 KB, 688x546, S03E06-sdlsoag9-subtitled.jpg)

>>1535823
I drank alot of milky tea growing up because it was just what was offered everywhere. At home and at relatives houses. Always a pot of tea going. If you were a kid people would make it even milkier for you because of growing bones and calcium I guess lol. I had so much of it back then (and couldn't turn it down because it was considered rude) that the smell of milky tea turns my stomach now.

No. 1535869

>>1535824
Rodent chewing grass smells delicious as fuck! Need me some of that green tea.

No. 1535870

>>1535869
Lol, if you're curious nonnie it was muller's tee stube, it's a basic brand I got for 1€
https://www.mueller.de/p/muellers-teestube-gruener-tee-beutel-gruener-tee-2532325/

No. 1535877

>>1535823
Milk in tea doesn’t taste good to me unless it has sugar. And I prefer heavy cream or super creamy oat milk. But if you buy high grade whole leaf teas it taste so good you wouldn’t dream of adding milk, honey, sugar etc

No. 1535879

I don't really think Eren Jeager did anything wrong, but his fans are so fucking annoying

No. 1535882

>>1535879
lmfao, I forgot in which thread I was before I read thos

No. 1535893

>>1535877
I usually buy whole leaf green tea but I still can't drink it completely without sugar, unless I eat something sweet with it. But I probably make it a bit strong though. I guess I prefer milk-flavored tea or oolong to tea with milk.

No. 1535897

This is the funniest fucking song I've ever heard in my life I'm crying

No. 1535916

>>1535893
Green tea is especially fussy, you really have to get a super high grade from certain farms in china or japan. sometimes you can get cheaper senchas that are alright though. Actually I got a decent dragonwell tea from Trader Joe’s, the brand was called Silk Road teas

No. 1535926

I'm baking a loaf of bread and I'm so excited to eat it with jam and olive oil and garlic

No. 1535929

>>1535634
All of them are insane.

No. 1535938

File: 1680108666266.jpeg (869.19 KB, 3023x3023, 95B2C873-19B7-487E-9D26-0AB083…)

>B-J cup size
What did Panache mean by this

No. 1535943

File: 1680109152158.jpeg (19.17 KB, 612x248, AE631242-42BB-4093-AF45-BF9FE0…)

i am going to vomit from laughter at manasseaterchan in shay's thread i don't even follow her shenanigans i went there to check it out and now i have tears in my eyes especially the way picrel is worded and emphasized. my stomach is in pain i cant and the way she keeps defending herself has me howling

No. 1535944

>>1535938
I don't understand how a garment could fit so many sizes.

No. 1535948

>>1535943
and her calling everyone "femcels" confirms >>1535110

No. 1535951

An imageboard layout is so much better than a forum layout for discussing cows. I hate wading through a million irrelevant scrote opinions whenever I want to read up on a cow on kf. And some of the additions and people trying to be funny are reddit tier. Also if the cow is female then half the comments are moids discussing if people would or would not fuck her. At least here you can hide unsaged posts and Reddit tier contributions are saged or banned

No. 1535960

>>1535938
I looked it up- that bra comes in that size range. It's not saying that particular bra will fit all thise sizes, but all those sizes are available in that style of bra.

I'm a (not literal) midget and whenever I pass by exceptionally tall people I feel like we both have a secret laugh about the absurdities of life.

No. 1535966

>>1535779
julia child is so based lmao

No. 1536012

>>1535960
Huh I bought it in my correct size but it ended up being comically larger than my boobs…

No. 1536022

File: 1680115250014.jpeg (8.84 KB, 228x217, 608ad93837dc30d31427f52b_228_2…)

Got home later than usual tonight so I immediately gave my cat food before I did anything else, but he only ate half of it and didn't seem very keen to eat the rest even when I pointed it out to him until I settled down and started to eat a sandwich.
It might just have been a coincidence, but I want to believe he left some of his food out of concern that I wasn't eating since I usually serve him dinner as I am sitting down to eat my own.

No. 1536025

File: 1680115341677.jpg (122.28 KB, 1080x1803, bru.jpg)

>>1536012
Are you in the UK? Idk if picrel is the same bra but the seller specified that these are UK sizes, not sure if that helps you. It looks like a gigantic bra that comes up to your fuckin neck unless you have a very large chest tbh

No. 1536068

If you're at someone's house and they start arguing with their boyfriend, wtf are you supposed to do? My head says leave as sneakily as possible, but I know I would want to do something. Realistically though, I would probably sit there awkwardly.

No. 1536246

>>1536068
Start being insanely awkward and off-putting in response. Launch a counter-attack. Now they know how it feels.

No. 1536249

>>1536246
For example:
>Take out scissors, take off your socks, and start clipping your toenails and flicking them across the room
That'll surely get them to stop and go wtf. Then you say
>Oh, I thought tonight was all about being inconsiderate to those around you

No. 1536260

>>1536068
Every time I hang out with a friend this shit happens and i hate it, I just sit there and ignore it

No. 1536280

>>1536068
Jokingly go MOMMY DADDY DON'T FIGHT

No. 1536292

File: 1680130041837.jpg (74.69 KB, 850x570, IMG_20230330_004640.jpg)

all my panties keep ripping in that area because I keep having to scratch there bc it's itchy

No. 1536298


No. 1536299

>>1536292
Kek, I've actually ruined panties doing that too. It's low key fun to just rip them once the panties get overly worn out.

No. 1536304

>>1536292
I once had beige panties with a hole like that that I wouldn't just throw away for some reason and sometimes wear when there wasn't any choice, and with hair sticking out of it it looked like a part of the naked costume lol

No. 1536311

>>1536292
Lmao mine have done that too, without me even scratching there. I think there’s just more pressure on the material in that area

No. 1536313

>>1535897
Lmaoooo this is great

No. 1536365

>>1536292
all mine rip at the sides eventually but a size up would be too loose. sigh…

No. 1536370

Omg I just found out there was a stabbing on my campus. I literally drove all the way to school today to study, but for some reason I had really bad anxiety and I didn’t want to leave my car, so I drove all the way back home to study near there instead lol. The stabbing happened around the time I got there too. Moral of the story: Always trust your gut, ladies.

No. 1536373

I want my mommy I'm scared as fuck.

No. 1536382

>>1536370
my gut says I'm about to have a tummy ulcer

No. 1536395

>>1536292
This kept happening, I switched to men's boxers and I'd take constant vaginal sweat over exposing my pussy on my period and bleeding so much I can make a serial killer's slip-n'-slide.

No. 1536402

I want a lolcow podcast, would listen to it everyday especially if the podcast had on different nonnies each episode.

No. 1536404

I've been having this weird/disturbing feeling that my right thigh is going to be sliced up or that it's going to burst. It's probably because my thighs are so big and disgusting and the skin can't contain them anymore.

No. 1536405

>>1536402
I would host the yumejoshi episode!

No. 1536408

Learning about how JKR still respects trans people makes me think she's a better person than me ngl.
I just hate all trans people now and there is no way for me to justify not hating them. Idgaf anymore!!! #ProudTransphobe

No. 1536410

>>1536408
I envy the nonnies in the mtf threads who can write essays about why they dislike tims. It really just comes down to 'they're disgusting and I hate them' for me

No. 1536411

>>1536405
I would be a deranged guest on said episode

No. 1536429

>>1536402
One nonnie would have a well thought out statement while the other would reply with kys fat

No. 1536454

>>1536068
Nothing if it's minor or your friend was genuinely the one that fucked up, but I'm unfortunately the type of retard that will also fight with the bf if it's something he has done that is very rude or there's gaslighting or chauvinism involved. Everyone tells me not to get involved but if it's something seriously rude I get annoyed bc my tolerance level is low. Almost all of my friends bfs and exes claim to hate me as a result of me fighting with them yet it doesn't stop them from trying to call or text me in an attempt to cheat or date me after calling me a cunt, a bitch, and crazy during the inevitable fallout of their relationships. It's a complete lie that men want to be treated with respect and submission from women. If it's a minor issue try to not get involved and just start coming up with excuses to slowly leave if possible

No. 1536456

>>1536402
There would be a weekly debate episode where nonnies argue about popular infight topics like fujo vs yumejo and dogs vs cats

No. 1536493

>>1536408
I'm sure she does by now and she'd be perfectly justified to do so but if she openly said it she'd have a literal bounty put on her head.

No. 1536528

It feels so good to be undoxable and have no trackable internet footprint. I search my full name in quotations and I get 2 results, both from baby naming sites. Thank god I was smart enough not to use my full name, or even first name as a kid and I never linked my social medias in any way

No. 1536537

>>1536528
I know that feel, but mostly because my name is so ridiculously common that it would be impossible to figure out who I am unless I post my face somewhere and even then it would be difficult to find me.

No. 1536541

my roommate is really certifiably crazy. we had an episode yesterday with her trying to kick me out of the bathroom knowing that i have to get to campus early when she doesn't have jackshit to do on wednesdays. i told her off for being a brat, let housing know what was going on, and i guess that wasn't the reaction she expected from me, which doesn't make any sense because she has been bullying me since we moved in and i am really sick of her at this point. i assume they told her off cause she didn't come back to the apartment until almost 1 am yesterday, which didn't bother me as it was nice to have the apartment to myself to do my work.

i was so pissed cause she tried to say that i could use the restroom with her while she was in the shower, like that is absolutely disgusting and just fucking weird. i even confronted her about how she was acting and told her i don't want any drama and to stop involving me in her problems. the semester is over in may and then we never have to see each other again, yet she keeps antagonizing me. apparently she did all this because she was going to disneyland and in all her retarded, low iq glory, thought she was going to "own" me for going to the park like i was going to be upset or jealous top kek. like she's literally walking on gold stairs to the gates of heaven. it is breaking my brain because i thought she was just being an asshole because i had to run in the bathroom after her on monday, but in fact she was just being an asshole cause she thought i would be somehow upset to hear she was going to disneyland on her own and she didn't invite me? it's so stupid it makes me laugh because i don't even like disneyland, so i am not sure how she thinks that would bother me? she really needs to make peace with god because i am tired of her constantly fixating on me. i kind of feel sorry for her because i guess she had been planning this out as "revenge" since she had invited me to go when we were speaking and i had to decline as i was just too busy, and it seems she took it way too much to heart. i should pray for her, because her perspectives on what she thinks is valuable and worth fighting over are really, really low.

No. 1536571

>>1535492
How did she fuck up

No. 1536596

>>1536541
this is so insane. oh no she gets to go to consumer hell hole so jealous.
what a lunatic

No. 1536615

I can’t believe the only two real options you have are “tummy” or “belly”. Not saying either of those nasty disgusting words

No. 1536616

>>1536615
what's wrong with saying stomach? t. esl

No. 1536624

>>1536616
Wondering the same, t. native english speaker.

No. 1536626

i'm so stressed out about month end that i woke up midway through the night and texted my supervisor "sorry i will be coming back late from lunch". at fucking 2am

please smash my brain

No. 1536628

>>1536615
stomach? abdomen? midsection?

No. 1536629

File: 1680178016521.jpg (32.14 KB, 500x333, body1a1.jpg)

>>1536616
There's also abdomen and gut
But abdomen is too clinical and gut is too ewwww

No. 1536675

File: 1680182072550.gif (470.21 KB, 332x250, 2o965e5.gif)

>>1533505
I read something about how Buster escaped a straight jacket when he was institutionalized using Houdini's methods and now I want to see a whole movie that's just him outsmarting medical staff for an hour. Like he gets chased around by two dumb male nurses who bonk their heads into eachother while sliding through them on the floor.
I want to lick him all over too and bite his pecs

No. 1536702

>>1536615
The phrase "yummy in my tummy" instantly makes me lose appetite. What the hell is wrong with the English language?

No. 1536817

My intense bisexual Sagittarius-ness simultaneously makes people both hate me and be unequivocally attracted to me. It's only bad for people who are romantically attracted…I will never fuck you. You led yourself on and my legs only spread for one animated character.

No. 1536831

File: 1680194073868.png (115.73 KB, 899x569, sdfsdfsd.png)

>>1536817
Which one?

No. 1536881

>>1536817
kek i swear this is me too but no 2D, it must genuinely be a thing for sags or something because it's so bizarre and i genuinely will expose all of my powerlevels with no shame and yet this persists. how and why

No. 1536891

File: 1680198237699.jpg (32.47 KB, 800x450, mdjqazbqagu11.jpg)

my favourite girlblogger is leaving tumblr for good

No. 1536901

I heard this crazy song from an ex-Disney star a few days ago and now I can't stop saying "tell them that it's ratchet nature" in the tune of "Tell them that it's human nature".

No. 1536908

>>1536891
What’s a girlblogger nonny?

No. 1536911

Can we do a circle for asspats? Would it be okay to just ask for encouragement and validation?

No. 1536913

>>1536911
I like that idea

No. 1536914

>>1536911
>>1536913
You think the mods would delete that thread? If not I'll make that shit right now.

No. 1536923

>>1536911
>>>/ot/1187321
Pls don't make more needless threads

No. 1536924

>>1536911
>>1536914
Would this not be the positivity thread?

No. 1536925

>>1536911
>>1536913
>>1536914
Fuck it I'm doing it wish me luck nonnies

No. 1536927

>>1536923
>>1536924
Nevermind then kek I won't make it whoopsie

No. 1536934

>be me
>Husband had the vasectomy a couple of yrs ago, so we enjoy condom-less/birth control-less sex
>Just had sex
>Wearing socks cause is cold and shit
>Get up of bed to grab antibacterial gel for my hands
>Take a couple of steps and feel something squishy and gluey on my feet
>Take a look
>Realize there was cum leaking from my crotch
>Realize I just stepped on it
>"Shit shit"
>Okay, maybe is just gel, smell it and check
>Badidea.exe
>Retch at the smell
>Husband asks what's wrong
>Tell him
>Husband starts laughing and tells me I now have a cumsock

No. 1536938

>>1535938
>>1536025
I have this bra. If that helps… For me Panache's GG cup size is equivalent to a J from Freya (us size). Same band size.

No. 1536945

>>1536908
like a girl who has a blog

No. 1537009

>>1536831
Neither, especially not Korubi.

No. 1537023

i cba to shave but my leg hair is getting to that point where it physically hurts to wear tight jeans or leggings because the hairs get pushed up against the grain

No. 1537035

I know it’s not the same/doesn’t really make sense to view it that way, but I don’t really get why with gay/lesbian couples, “giving” is seen as the more masculine role and “receiving” is feminine when I feel like being the primary person receiving pleasure is actually a very male thing? Or like I also think it’s way more ubiquitous for women to suck dick than for men to eat pussy

No. 1537074

>>1537035
only with lesbians really. with gay men it's just like with straights, penetrating is the "masculine" role, being penetrated is the "feminine" role, in both anal and oral, but that's because moids, gay and straight alike, think the whole world revolves around the almighty phallus.

No. 1537140

This is going to sound so autistic but I’ve always felt kind of confused when people talk about “initiating sex” bc I feel like most of the time if someone asked me who initiated it actually wouldnt be able to answer? I feel like usually it happens when you’re like already cuddling/kissing/touching eachother/whatever or something so what is the exact point where it explicitly becomes “initiating sex”

No. 1537159

>>1536934
I am violently heterophobic now

No. 1537171

>>1536934
Hey why did you share this?

No. 1537178

File: 1680214148219.jpg (47.82 KB, 640x715, ex1zb6hoedq81.jpg)

>>1536934
There are some things you just shouldn't post

No. 1537225

I'm watching a documentary about a weight loss church right now and was shocked to see the credits say "executive producer Chrissy Teigan". I was fully convinced she didn't do shit or have a job.

No. 1537232

Today I sat on a leaf and it made the "c r o n c h" sound. Not really "dumbass shit", but I'm amazed. I thought they only did that when you step on them. What a world!

No. 1537242

File: 1680219926103.png (260.3 KB, 1302x768, fgdfgrtre.png)

Nyehehe hey Lois this reminds me of the time I filled in for the Sonic Totem

No. 1537270

File: 1680222184181.jpg (39.37 KB, 564x554, d036d1355f9162cfbec9fedb7b9bd8…)

I'm bored.

No. 1537275

>>1537270
I love that nonnerton

No. 1537321

>>1537242
I ugly laughed ty

No. 1537371

I see a lot of anons clowning on dad rock since moids (and Shayna) like it. I shamefully love dad rock also because of my dad’s influence. My dad loves rock music and raised me into a a huge music nerd. My taste was always loud and grungey but now it’s evolved to appreciating more 70s and 80s stuff. It’s so neat to see tastes evolve as I get older. I love listening to badass guitarists who absolutely shred in their solos and I wanna learn how to do it myself.
Yes I know that rock musicians are mostly moids and are despicable trash but I really genuinely love the music, ugh. Vidrel is amazing.

No. 1537372

>>1537225
> I was fully convinced she didn't do shit or have a job.
ANON KEK

No. 1537521

Per the request of my bf, he wanted me to tell others that I have no interest in watching shonen jump anime as a 31 year old woman.
Because he says that I am a stupid "boomer" motherfucker and should stfu when I say I have no interest watching an anime not within my interests.

I'm sure this makes me a horrific bitch for not wanting to watch cartoons.

No. 1537528

File: 1680239909491.png (68.82 KB, 448x532, mikanfriend.png)

>>1535634
I'm sorry, angel. You deserve better than LC

No. 1537559

>>1535759
Seconding this!

No. 1537619

>>1535634
how bad ARE we talking?

No. 1537621

File: 1680255730866.jpg (4.24 KB, 225x225, 1655309868167.jpg)

>>1535634
I NEED TO KNOW MORE

No. 1537626

>>1537035
comes from stone butch i think, a lot of masculine lesbians/butches are uninterested or uncomfortable being sexually pleasured and they consider it part of their general sexual orientation. also called touch me nots.

No. 1537633

File: 1680257036394.jpeg (36.26 KB, 500x477, 2813-zgbea9.jpeg)

shaving my happy trail. was born too powerful ig

No. 1537643

File: 1680257910130.png (184.28 KB, 784x600, meme.png)

Wish I'd screenshotted it but it was late lastnight. Read a post where a guy was claiming his aboosive ex made him get a vasectomy. Then she changed her mind and made him reverse it. Then she changed her mind again. He claimed to have gotten 3 vasectomies and 3 reversals?? "you've no idea the toll that takes on a mans body!"

No. 1537647

>>1535634
please. Tell us

No. 1537652

>>1537633
>Shaving my happy trail
A most heartbreaking event

No. 1537674

File: 1680263495804.jpg (159.91 KB, 991x1125, 1677257652780285.jpg)

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. "My life sucks he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian to he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West

No. 1537703

i like food
i like eating lots and lots of
fooooooooooooooooood
i like food
i like eating lots and lots of
fooooooooooooooooood

No. 1537705

>>1537643
That's a fucking Office quote anon kek

No. 1537712

>>1536934
Why didn't you drape the sock over his face? Return to sender.

No. 1537714

File: 1680268476275.png (40.83 KB, 275x206, 1654799887624.png)

gore raid in /ot/ and /meta/

No. 1537717

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No. 1537723

File: 1680268993967.png (26.34 KB, 512x462, hmm.png)

>>1537717
BUMPING FOR GORE.

No. 1537727

I only know which gender genitals are those pics supposed to be by the spammer saying either "suck it" or "lick it"

No. 1537748

File: 1680271451693.jpg (228.46 KB, 998x1500, flowers.jpg)

i want to talk about something positive or dumb or funny. anything interesting, i don't really care. i just need something to make me smile.

No. 1537750

>>1537371
Listen to Yes, good music and the members weren't/aren't evil trash they were/are just ugly which is a sin, yes, but one that can be forgiven.
Vidrel warning: they are all autistic.

No. 1537751

>>1537750
>Listen to Yes
How about No

No. 1537759

>>1537751
How about Why Not Nonny??

No. 1537760

File: 1680272555615.jpeg (31.29 KB, 500x487, 04E348AB-7207-4277-B73B-85BE5F…)

Damn

No. 1537763

>>1537760
where's this from, cause I know no one outside lc cares about that image

No. 1537793

>>1537759
Imo they're overrated

No. 1537802

>>1537521
kek how old is your bf

No. 1537806

>>1537793
Depends

No. 1537810

File: 1680276688657.jpg (55.66 KB, 564x752, 420cf3442d11754f1f963c24e437e9…)

bump

No. 1537817

File: 1680277355456.jpg (45.57 KB, 450x621, 3df66d4d0485c020e457d52001a678…)

Bumping for gore

No. 1537828

This is one of the weirder raids. There's the classic Goatse, our own cow Nikocado, and a roast penis that is something farmers themselves would post in response to a male. Not to mention troon wound pics on a troon-hating forum

It's like they got just the very basic idea of a raid down but the understanding is missing… Are being raided by ChatGPT kek

No. 1537837

>>1537828
so just regular retarded moids, all m"tf" troons are retarded men but not all retarded men are troons

No. 1537844

>>1537828
>>1537837
this current raid is giving "14 year olds thinking they're super edgy posting pics anyone who has been on the internet for more than 15 minutes has already seen".

i have seen way worse to be honest…

No. 1537846

>>1537844
babby's first imageboard raid

No. 1537852

>>1537828
its always been one or two people who were responsible for the raids and have never stopped, this is their life
to spam gore porn on lc and probably other sites as well
>>1537844
>>1537846
I'm sure you two are badasses or whatever but I still almost threw up, people should be arrested for posting gore

No. 1537854

>>1537852
I still think we got raided by ChatGPT

No. 1537864

>>1537854
But ChatGPT is super watered down and incapable of being mean

No. 1537866

I know I'll get picked at but seeing that gore especially what I glanced at and read as a decapitated head made me cry and feel sick, I have never seen that kind of shit and all I wanted to do was check shaynas thread

No. 1537869

>>1537852
i'm sorry nonnie, i am hardly a badass lol. i am really desensitized to gore at this point because i've seen so much of it, either through morbid curiosity or just by chance. i would share a cute pic to make you feel better but i deleted a lot of them from my computer to clean up space so i will send you an internet hug instead.

No. 1537870

>>1537864
Well then it was some other AI as the spammer exhibited no actual intelligence

No. 1537871

>>1537866
It's understandable to be disturbed by it, but I'm afraid to express my reaction to it because it might just encourage more raids.

No. 1537873

Azealia was originally on Harlem Shake, and it sounds so much better with her on it.

No. 1537874

>>1537866
it unironically triggered some childhood memories that I'm not fond of

No. 1537875

>>1537869
shit sorry for come across as so rude

No. 1537877

>>1537875
you weren't rude at all nonna!

No. 1537890

File: 1680283316920.jpeg (76.49 KB, 1170x805, D83F7488-69CF-474B-B0DF-040C8D…)

My favorite bubbly water is too hard to find. I have an addiction. I spent too much in fuzzy mineral water. Th orange grapefruit AHAs were not crazy pricey. but since they discontinuation I’ve been spending so much on Perrier and topo chicos.

No. 1537892

I just found a cult mod for Sims 4, and I already have extreme violence and life tragedies too. Guess what I'm doing this weekend.

No. 1537896

>>1537869
I felt defective when it comes to most gore. It’s kind of fascinating to me, in a horrible way, like damn people really are worse than garbage and so many women are drugged and abused day in day out.

I can’t stand non human animal gore though. Even “tame” animal gore or cruelty videos, even those aspca shows and posts about sad dying pets, makes me weep.

No. 1537909

I don't know why I don't really have a reaction to gore except thinking 'wtf am I looking at' and reporting it/hiding it so I know I've reported it and because it's ugly to look at, obviously. I guess I have the same reaction to gore as to scat images, it's just gross and wtf am I being shown

No. 1537919

File: 1680286612488.jpg (36.49 KB, 388x720, 545634.jpg)

I saw a teen girl running through the supermarket yesterday. She was wearing the typical "dorky teen girl who doesn't care about her appearance" outfit (jeans from walmart, random faded tshirt, secondhand sneakers, hair long and un-styled) and you could tell she wasn't very athletic from the awkward way she was running but she was wearing this really ugly trench coat/cardigan thing on top of her other clothes. It looked handmade with weird cutouts and a dramatic collar. It might have been for a cosplay but didn't matcher her other clothes and it also was too big for her. She turned a corner and it swooshed dramatically. It made me so happy because I bet she feels like the main character in a JRPG in that stupid thing and it reminded me of my childhood in a way I really haven't felt in a long time.

No. 1537992

File: 1680292272918.jpg (39.25 KB, 800x800, sanpellegrino-essenza-blood-or…)

>>1537890
Nonny I feel you. I'm a sucker for this one right now.

No. 1537994

Trying to work on curved monitors makes me want to throw up, why do people like these

No. 1537996

File: 1680292511265.jpg (291.93 KB, 1080x1080, adorable-cows-2.jpg)

>>1537866
>>1537869
>>1537874
Hang in there nonitas, I'm sad you had to see that shit but at least the hands were on it quickly. Here's a cute pic just for you.

No. 1538028

"Fingers in the booty ass bitch" plays in my head at least once a week because of that insta post from years ago where Amber Rose revealed that Kanye likes fingers in his booty

No. 1538084

File: 1680300448773.png (7.05 KB, 353x238, shayna.PNG)

It's not there anymore, but I think Shaynafags have something coming for them kek

No. 1538087

>>1538084
Samefag, actually the board is still there that post is just gone

No. 1538097

>>1536571
By treating that old drunken faggot Depp the way he deserved to be treated I guess. Hope karma gets his ass soon

No. 1538103

>>1538087
what's the link?

No. 1538104

>>1538103
Idk if they want anyone to post yet but
lolcow.farm/shay

No. 1538105


No. 1538106

>>1538104
Oops, that link didn't work. I don't have any posts to link to so work with me nonna.

No. 1538112

File: 1680301529746.png (543.75 KB, 1920x897, shay.png)

>>1538105
holy shit

No. 1538114

it's got a customized cursor and everything

No. 1538116

if i were a man, i think i'd be 500x more scared of aging. i'd do everything in my power to prevent balding and twink death.

No. 1538118

>>1538112
Unironically one of her more flattering pictures.

No. 1538125

>>1538121
If so, did admins really think no one would see that test post

No. 1538129

>>1538118
i was just thinking. she actually looks cute. i can't believe admin/s are this on the ball though to give them their own board. good though.

No. 1538130

>>1538105
/pt/ is dead
long live /shay/

No. 1538132

File: 1680303074820.jpg (32.22 KB, 296x266, s-l300.jpg)

I saw an anon talking about this game being ported to Switch and I was about to lose my shit being so excited until I realized I was once again duped by the manifestation thread.

No. 1538134

>>1538112
OMG The mad lasses, i can't believe this is real, kek. I love the new admins so fucking much.

No. 1538161

>>1538132
semi unrelated but i want the mysims games on switch so fucking bad without finding a laggy homebrew based emulator to sort of do the job

No. 1538176

is it weird that i'm an oldfag (posting on and off since 2016) who doesn't know anything about shayna except that she's a notorious cow and camgirl?

No. 1538182

File: 1680314162093.jpeg (139.85 KB, 750x1136, 97CB41F9-8D64-4EA3-90B7-CC0544…)

What the fuck is Lisa vagueposting about now?

No. 1538185

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CP Bump

No. 1538186

>>1538176
Not really. camcows don't really hold my attention as other kind of cows do, so I mostly glossed over her. I do know a bit about the milk that she produced and the fact that some shayfags are idiotic enough to cowtip.

No. 1538192

File: 1680315943186.jpg (33.99 KB, 720x631, 1676374339546.jpg)

I was hoping for an april fools and I'm so glad we got one, cerbmin is literally the best thing to happen to lolcow

No. 1538196

As a tween I knew a girl that was obsessed with finding El Dorado. She dedicated a big chunk of her free time researching it, and also tried to sneak it in as a topic anytime she could in school. Wonder if she ever found it.

No. 1538202

Would going to a mental hospital help? I've been depressed for over 20 years but never "committed". I asked for extensive help before, but other family matters or working a job took priority, so I pushed my issues aside and kept going; however I'm finally at my limit. Does anyone else have experience in this? I don't want to lose life but this pain is getting overwhelming.

No. 1538208

first they came for the shaytards, and I said nothing

No. 1538209

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>>1537992
Awh fuck those sound amazing. I’ve only ever seen the cherry flavored ones around me for some reason, which isn’t my kinda flavor. Now I’m dying to try this orange raspberry flavor and the lemon zest flavor that apparently exists too, gonna have to ask my parents to look around for them since they live in a bigger city kek

My FAVE fave sparkling waters are the unflavored Liquid Deaths, but they’re so fucking expensive I literally cannot justify buying them except for when I grab them @ 3 for $5 at 5below as a treat. I hadn’t tried them for years cause the marketing was retarded to me, but holy fuck they’re some damn good waters.

>tfw you know you’re officially old now that you are obsessed with sparkling mineral waters and seltzers

>tfw would unironically love to be a water sommelier (I know it’s a real thing)

No. 1538214

>>1538209
Why do you like these? You're just paying for the can.

No. 1538216

Do I put a pizza in the oven or eat leftovers?

No. 1538219

>>1538216
Eat leftovers

No. 1538223

>>1538219
Thanks nonnie!

No. 1538226

File: 1680322080081.png (3.91 KB, 831x127, Screenshot 2023-03-31 at 21-08…)

BREAKING: 4chan april fools is starting

No. 1538244

File: 1680325987883.gif (8.66 MB, 540x440, deadcalm.gif)

Nicole Kidman was gorgeous when she wore her natural hair. Blonde looks terrible and boring on her.

No. 1538248

I know the shay board is an april fools joke but after the "shayhead" and "shayitarium" or whatever… it may not be a joke in the future.

No. 1538251

>>1538226
it's so bad, the shayna board is miles funnier

No. 1538253

>>1538202
some mental places are shittier than others, I'd look up voluntary inpatient facilities near you and see if its worth going. if its a place worth their salt they'll monitor you, prescribe and provide you meds asap, arrange a psych follow up, and they usually provide some crisis management tools. in my experience voluntary inpatient stays are not as much of an intensive treatment thing as they are intended to get people on some meds and provided with resources as fast as possible before letting you get back to life. also be aware that they are usually required to hold you there a certain amount of days so they can make sure you're being treated. your milage will vary depending on the clinic and doctors ofc, this is just based on my personal experiences. good luck noni

No. 1538271

>>1538226
What board is this

No. 1538274

>>1538226
an ml/pol/ style crossover with two new boards would have been funnier tbh. an anti troon and troon board cross would have been a shitshow but i'd watch

No. 1538276

>>1538112
Best board on the farm at present lek

No. 1538349

the artist and animation threads always have an insane amount of crabs in a bucket mentality

No. 1538367

File: 1680344323682.png (5.04 MB, 3024x4032, cat.png)

Having money is nice because nowadays instead of being seeing something I want and thinking that I can't afford it or that I could probably only get it if I save or set some money aside, I see things I like and most of it I can afford (even if sometimes I'm really hesitant to spend money).
How does that Ariana Grande lyric go? "I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it."?

No. 1538375

Oh my god now the cursor is a buttplug everywhere on the site

No. 1538376

>>1538375
Refresh, that happened to me on the front page and when I refreshed it was gone

No. 1538398

Woke up in a bad mood this morning so I opened LC and the Shayna board has me dying, I don't even follow her but holy kek this is why I come here

No. 1538400

>>1538398
Happy April Fools anon

No. 1538402

I know people into CNC are fucking degenerates and have no actual argument for it (except mah trauma, even when someone is bashing the side of pretending to be a rapist, not the victim side because they have no argument except stop shaming my bad coping mechanism and my ugly bf for getting off to pretending to rape me) but why are all CNC defenders so ugly? I've literally never seen a CNC defender who doesn't look like they have never heard of a shower, are fat and look like they have been dropped on a baby.

Like I get defending CNC is retarded in general but I thought I'd at least find a decent looking one who washes at least twice a week but nope

No. 1538404

>>1538400
Kek you too nonna

No. 1538406

>>1538176
there's really not that much to know about her at this point. she's kind of circling the drain, likely is doing full blown prostitution at this point (butt sniffing saga) and too fat to do all the crazy things she used to do 150+ lbs ago. what's really entertaining are the people she surrounds herself with, the sketchy porn shoots she goes to, the fupa clones she fucks, and the weird anons who hate her and her pets like she did something to them personally. other than that, she's relatively unremarkable.

No. 1538412

Been lurking on the boards for a while now, sometimes checking out the celebritycow threads and gotta say that nothing about male depravity surprises me anymore. If news came out tomorrow (obv not today) about some male celebrity previously long heralded as unproblematic and uwu wholesome having assaulted/raped a woman/underaged girl, I would just go 'well it was only a question of when'. I can't really let myself fangirl over even young cute celebrity guys that seem really wholesome and charismatic on camera interviews, because I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop, i.e there being like a 70-80% chance of them having done some really unsavory scrote things and news outlets finding out and letting the rest of us know. Any nonnies here feel the same?

No. 1538455

I used to believe that i have B cups AT MOST and now the bastards from the bra fitting subr*ddit are telling me that i have E or F cups
WTF lmao

No. 1538469

Do you guys think cavemen were shy about expressing their affection for cavewomen?

No. 1538470

>>1538469
No, and there was probably no affection

No. 1538471

>>1538470
you mean chucking a mammoth leg on an open fire while making grunty noises as you click two sticks together isn't romantic?

No. 1538479

>>1538471
There probably wasn't any courting rituals and also I don't think cavemen understood how babies were made so as far as they knew, women just gave birth sometimes.

No. 1538484

>>1538479
>cavemen didn't understood how babies were made so as far as they knew, women just gave birth sometimes.

in many ways some people today still don't seem to understand this either, so things haven't really changed all that much.

No. 1538492

>>1538469
Yes and cavewomen fucking loved it
Otherwise shy guys would have gone extinct 30000 years ago
Source: just trust me man

No. 1538496

>>1538471
>click two sticks together
If I were a cavewoman I'd totally fall for this, I have a thing for drummers

No. 1538505

I don't mean this in a racially charged or racially ambiguous way, but I feel like Asian makeup styles make people look pale and dull no matter what. I've seen with brown skin do Asian makeup and somehow it washed them out super bad even when their foundation matched.

No. 1538507

>>1538479
I don't think they were that stupid. They probably realized along the way through trial and error that sex = baby.

No. 1538511

>>1538479
People weren't all totally retarded back then anon.

No. 1538519

>>1538507
>>1538511
Pretty sure they didn't understand the concept that sex led to the birth of a child. They didn't have monogamy or marriages, for one. No concept of lineage or paternity. They likely only had maternal lineage.

No. 1538534

>>1538519
Why are you so sure about that?
And exactly which part of human evolution are we talking about here, Ms caveman sexpert?

No. 1538536

Something on my bra is stabbing and scratching me in the rib fuhck

No. 1538538

>>1538534
Probably like, early paleolithic

No. 1538540

I'm tired of the cavemen shilling in the last few months, I'm still not convinced.

No. 1538558

>>1538540
>>1538540
I can try to shill you the opposite, the man of the future.
All genetically engineered by their mothers and bionically upgraded by their girlfriends according to their needs and preferences.
Most popular upgrade: Vibrating dick. Detachable.
How does that sound?

No. 1538566

I don't think there is anything inherently wrong with straight women being passive in the bedroom if that's what they actually want and enjoy, meaning women who just want to lay back and be served by men while doing pretty much nothing in return.

No. 1538570

>>1538566
and how do you feel about lesbian pillow princesses? why specifically straight

No. 1538573

>>1538570
I'm straight so I'm not going to comment on lesbian sex lives.

No. 1538583

File: 1680367207979.png (7.93 KB, 495x577, 6361647E-7FC6-4F3D-A9D0-7060B2…)

>>1538566
Pillow princesses unite. If he’s not reading your mind via subtle nonverbal cues he’s not doing it right.
May there be a strong and competent sensual man out there for every one of us.

No. 1538591

File: 1680368520034.jpg (52.38 KB, 736x721, b0028dec206011257171a0497fdf3c…)

I left LC for a 1 year+ and I've come back to a and whole shay board and the liberation of the 2X board. I'm confused but happy, I missed you nonnies oh so much.

No. 1538593

>>1538591
>shay board
anon check your calendar pls

No. 1538596

>>1538591
We got a new admin (set of admins actually) earlier this year who replaced shaymin and they're actually working stuff. /shay/ is an april fools joke, welcome back.

No. 1538622

Ovulation is kicking my ass, I just reached a new peak of creepy and looked up and sent a friend invitation to a dude I've met in a class 6 months ago. We only flirted once and I only knew his first name, but I looked it up in our class scheduler system that lists everyone enrolled in that course. Hopefully he'll just think it's just a rando invite. I haven't deleted it just in case he says "ayy babe want sum fuk" at which point I throw everything away and pussy slam him at 80kms/hr

No. 1538642

>>1538622
>I throw everything away and pussy slam him at 80kms/hr
Fucking kek I feel you anon
These hormones really making feminism leave my body

No. 1538648

>>1538642
>>1538622
I'm usually mild mannered but ovulation always makes gorilla femdom enter my body instead.
My brain is just pussyslam those hot fuckers

No. 1538680

>>1538214
Cause they’re genuinely really good waters. I hate the can/packaging.

No. 1538683

>>1538566
My Nigel has a slightly crooked cock and thus is entirely uninterested in and even scared of cowgirl positions or really any position where I have to do any work. It’s perfect for me, cowgirl positions get tiring after like 10 seconds anyway kek

No. 1538709

>>1538683
>is entirely uninterested in and even scared of cowgirl positions

Why? Because you'll fold his dick sideways? kek

No. 1538726

>>1538709
Nta but if you sit on it wrong you can bend the dick

No. 1538734

i used to be so paranoid about ending up on some thread here until i became schizo and then became normal again and eventually realised that you just have to not be retarded

No. 1538742

>>1538726
dudes try to bend their dick around their wrist to make it longer, unless your pussy is a maze he'll be fine

No. 1538763

>>1538726
This happened to my little brother he had to get surgery…

No. 1538765

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No. 1538768

>>1538709
It can hurt a lot in specific positions, my husband cries out in pain if for example I bend slightly backwards during cowgirl

No. 1538771

>>1538765
His gf was morbidly obese so I can guess what happened

No. 1538781

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the number 666 follow me lately should i be worried kek

No. 1538798

there's a tranny in the latest cut video, and i hate it. how come trannies have shitty attire?

No. 1538805

>>1538798
>Troon in the latest cut video
Insert joke about him cutting off his genitals here

No. 1538807

I never been abused or cheated on. I slay.

No. 1538815

>>1538807
I mean me neither but I don't enjoy this take.

No. 1538831

File: 1680386897730.jpg (140.43 KB, 1500x1500, DH-Dolly-Parton_s-Baking-Colle…)

This is so dumb but I finally saw the Dolly Parton cake mixes in my local store and I'm so happy. I thought these were limited edition and that they stopped being sold months ago, there were also the brownie mixes but I'm not a brownie gal so I didn't get them. The boxes are PINK! I don't even buy box cakes but I just needed these.

No. 1538836

I need to stop being retarded and fighting for the sake of everyone on lolcow..

No. 1538839

>>1538831
I woke up with islands in the stream stuck in my head. Good fuckin song.

No. 1538851

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I got bangs and I feel like I look like her

No. 1538860

is it too much to ask that my herpes looking mouth zits disappear and any weight goes to my boobs or lost weight gets shuffled out of other areas

No. 1538887

There's a troon youtuber that makes nice documentaries about a subject I like, I didn't realize he wasn't just a dude since he only uses his voice until I started looking at the comments, where it quickly becomes clear that he tells all his friends and people that know him to include his girly name in their comment and it's so hilariously unnatural. Every comment is like
>[girly name], you always hit it out of the park!
>Every time I watch [girly name]'s videos, I'm so impressed.
>Wow, [girly name]! This video was so interesting
>You totally nailed this video, [girly name]!
etc. So I leave "nice" comments that aggressively misgender him, like
>This guy's videos are so high quality. His voice is relaxing too.
kek.

No. 1538895

File: 1680393346688.jpeg (72.74 KB, 960x960, 1662988755301.jpeg)

I always feel like a divine gatekeeper of secret knowledge whenever I find some long-ass wikipedia article that only exists in my language and maybe one or two others, none of which are English or maybe even its supposed native language.

No. 1538897

>>1538768
But that's hot, keep doing it

No. 1538903

>>1538887
extremely based anon, i hope noone 'corrects' you and he seethes abouot it. theres been a handful of times when ive watched youtubers videos and thought they were men the whole time until i decided to click around on their channels and found the inevitable tranny flags and pronouns. its honestly so funny. some of them try to adopt the typical creepy troon cadence but most of them dont even bother masking their voice at all

No. 1538911

>>1538709
Nah, he likes to control the angle cause if it goes a bit too far to one side it hurts him. I asked him if he’s ever heard of bending his dick around to increase the length and he had a visceral reaction of disgust. He seems to have an especially sensitive dick, even the way he masturbates and enjoys having his cock licked/sucked is very unique compared to all the other moids I’ve blown or seen masturbating kek. Maybe cause he’s not pornsick and never has been? I don’t think I’ve ever met another dude who can just use his imagination/mind to masturbate to, I sincerely thought only women were capable of that. Whatever it is I’m happy that he’s happy for me to lay back and live my pillow princess dream laifu

No. 1538912

>>1538831
I NEVER go for endorsed celebrity products but I really want this cake mix… I'm tempted to get the coconut one and I never bake either

No. 1538916

next man to say women are confusing gets decked in the facr because have they ever taken a look in the mirror

No. 1538921

Is it true that balding males have the retard gene

No. 1538922

The most impressive thing about live concerts is the fact that the artists know the lyrics by heart. Even my favorite songs of over a decade I can only sing along to when it's really just singing along. Doing karaoke without looking at any lyrics though? I think there are like two songs I can do that with.

No. 1538923

I'm gonna be on my fucking deathbed and this will be still be stuck on repeat in my mind

No. 1538926

>>1538921
Yes and they pass the retard gene to their offspring, that's how I know half of you have bald fathers.

No. 1538927

>>1538926
fuck you

No. 1538929

>>1538916
men think women are confusing bc they never take the time to get to know women on any other basis other than trying to get in her pants. men think women are confusing bc they don't even try to understand us, a scrote will be married to a woman for 40 years and still claim to not understand her, meanwhile his wife will know everything about his routine and preferences and how to placate him when hes in a bad mood.
now im mad lmao

No. 1538931

>>1538887
Same, except with music, and occasionally with things like commentary.
There's a TIM that does amazing deep dives into Danganronpa, if you ignore the occasional troon rants, but they aren't necessary to watch and can be skipped safely. His voice is extremely distracting if you don't expect him to be a TIM, though.

No. 1538935

File: 1680396134488.jpg (11.04 KB, 443x449, 1648229447844.jpg)

>>1538931
>danganronpa youtuber
pls dont say its danganmandy that guy is absolutely unbearable

No. 1538944

>>1538926
as someone with a bald retarded dad i keked

No. 1538953

They started stocking kimchi flavored instant ramen at the local grocery store and im addicted if you add some vinegar and sesame oil it's the shit. Sometimes I just wake up and crave it, god it's so good

No. 1538954

>>1538768
>>1538911
reading about this and the sensitive dick is turning me on, can I have him
>>1538926
But I'm retarded with a dad who still has his hair, something went wrong here

No. 1538958

>>1538926
My dad is bald, huh.

No. 1538970

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No. 1538973

>>1538935
Nah, NezumiVA

No. 1538975

A lot of people around me are starting businesses or looking to start a business. I feel awful saying this, but am I being a hater if I say I don't think a majority of them won't be able to make much out of it?

No. 1538977

File: 1680398186261.gif (1.65 MB, 1080x1080, ulises-forever.gif)

Everybody!!! I learnt how to make gifs in adobe photoshop 6

No. 1538991

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>>1538977
Please make me one with this image and it says fuck off scrote in glitter font please and thank you

No. 1538993

>>1538975
no, statistically its true. most businesses fail in the first year, if they make it past that then its something theyre serious about and has a market. just dont be mean or needlessly discouraging and you wont be a hater. dont let them guilt you into supporting them if you dont care about what theyre doing either though.

No. 1538994

>>1538973
ah shit, was gonna check out his video on drv3 the other day when it got recommended. looks like hes got that stereotypical tranny vocal fry going on but at least his voice is listenable, maybe bc he's a va?
i wish danganronpa and associated fandoms weren't chock full of trannies icl. i see he did a video about yume nikki too which is a game i absolutely love, but TIMs seem to flock to it and shit up all the spaces to talk about it online

No. 1538997

>>1538977
blingee better watch the fuck out, anon is coming for their brand

No. 1539003

File: 1680399463767.gif (248.54 KB, 800x540, fuck-off-scrote.gif)

>>1538991
Hope you like anonna!

>>1538997
hell yes that bitch is over

No. 1539009

Oh my gaw henny your face needs so much work hunny like could not imagine being UGLY like a disgusting woman henny chile boots asf. I'm not a misogynist. Yeah I revolve my whole life around you henny Chile boots slay but you're an ugly dumb fucking bitch and I want to slash your throat and play around in your blood hunny asf skjsnzjdjjs skskskks /g /s

No. 1539011

>>1539009
anon are you okay, what happened?

No. 1539013

>>1539003
IM KISSING YOU THRU THE SCREEN!!!!

No. 1539016

>>1539003
perfect

No. 1539044

My RGB keyboard lights up based on sounds and it's currently being controlled by anime boy ear licking asmr

No. 1539068

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>>1539013
my heart skipped a beat
>>1539016
thank you nonnie

No. 1539125

File: 1680417812279.jpg (47.99 KB, 480x642, carrots.jpg)

I'm feeling lonely, I wish I was a carrot so I could get carrot hugs

No. 1539208

>>1538726
I once sat on it wrong, he shrieked in pain, we couldn't have sex for a long time as it left a huge bruise on one side of the dick

No. 1539327

File: 1680447626374.jpg (58.83 KB, 1040x500, blog_reading-program_090619_ma…)

I don't know how people actually listen to audiobooks. Maybe it's because I spend so much time daydreaming but my mind completely starts wandering not even a minute in, especially if I'm trying to listen while doing something else. I need to actually read the book myself.

No. 1539328

>>1539327
Samefag, listening to audiobooks while reading at the same time is nice. Just can't do only audio.

No. 1539371

Anyone else here's cursor get changed to a buttplug on the front page? Did i get hacked or am i just a retard and this happened to everyone?

No. 1539373

>>1539371
No but I'm pretty sure the buttplug is from /shay/

No. 1539400

>>1539003
beautiful edit nona! I hope whoever took that stockphoto is having a good day because farmers have been having a blast with it

No. 1539414

>>1539208
That's so hot

No. 1539506

My skin is so pretty fuuck. Tank you PMS.

No. 1539518

>>1539506
My biggest PMS syndrome is getting extremely horny 24/7 and having to masturbate multiple times a day, which is weird because I usually find sexual content repulsive. I wish I got the fun and pretty symptoms and not, "I need another woman to top me NOW NOW NOW!!!"

No. 1539533

>>1539518
That is the fun PMS

No. 1539543

>>1539518
That is the fun kind of PMS. At least you don't fantasize about killing people and get crazy visibly bloated and irritable. Smfh. "I wish I had the fun PMS instead of being horny!" My pussy is dry as a bone pre menstruation and during menstruation. You don't know how good you have it.

No. 1539545

>>1539506
how? pms skin just gives me acne

No. 1539551

>>1539543
I think I only dislike it because I never felt this way until I stopped having vitamin deficiencies, so despite being 20 it's foreign. And a love-hate relationship

No. 1539589

>>1539518
Fatigue and horniness are my main symptoms lately. I'm 20 years into having cycles, every few years theres a full switch up in which symptoms stand out. So much pain in my teens, crazy bloating in my twenties.

No. 1539730

>>1539518
Oh no…you want a woman to top you whilst you’re pmsing? That’s funny because I want to top a woman round this time of the month…ahaha… wink wink

No. 1539789

>>1539545
Idk, Aphrodite and Artemis have decided to rain a blessing upon me this month I guess

No. 1539790

I decided to watch Binging with Babish after not watching him for some time and now he's a fucking conglomerate or something. Hella people on his channel.

No. 1539796

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My man grilled amazing food tonight with a homemade marinade and i blurted out “fuck i cant grill like you can; I guess all im good for is sitting on your face! Ugh! “
And he almost choked, kek
but in all seriousness why is he such a great cook what the hell

No. 1539819

sigh

No. 1539827

>>1539637
i'm no tranny defender and rarely see them either, maybe because it's not as accepted where i live idk

No. 1539831

what the fuck is going on with my shitass phone? i wake up at 4 am this morning and suddenly nothing works for charging it. it's at 84 but i need more as i'm going to be out the whole day and here it is not working, again. i didn't have an issue with the charger yesterday whatsoever, i don't even have to bend it crazy ways it worked perfectly. i turned off the "optimized charging" and it still won't work, when i plug it in i get a notification saying to unlock my phone to use accessories ( happens when you use knockoff iphone chargers ) but when i do that it still doesn't work. it's only a fucking year old. i already looked up if it's because of the early morning that it's doing it to me because it has happened to me before and there are 0 results about the matter that i found. what the fuck. i'm so angry

No. 1539833

>>1539827
Trannys are a minority. In majority of parts of the world they are almost non-existent. And even in Western liberal country's and liberal city's most people who have a normal life through their entire life would maybe stumble upon only 2 or 3 trannys.

This is why this whole hyperfixation on tranny's by radfems or conservatives to me seems reactionary. Sure alot of trannys post online so it looks like a bigger number than it is , but all It takes for most people is to stop being chronically online and realize there are no trannys around them plotting.

No. 1539835

Having a pussy itch is the worse because I never want to scratch it and the itch feels kinda disorienting

No. 1539845

>>1539835
skin is either too thin or you realize it needed exfoliating… a distressing situation best saved for the shower

No. 1539861

I want a male meduka magica, but instead of them realizing that their suffering is neccesary for the world to progress is about them realizing their existence is the cause of all the evil of the world

No. 1539866

can anyone comfirm or deny this is stephanie soo? the same girl that's afraid of nikocado avocado? i am not racist but i cannot tell

No. 1539867

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one time I saw a deer approaching the side of the road while I was a passenger in a pickup truck and i had some notion you shouldn't distract the driver so I just sharply inhaled thinking he saw it too but he didn't. we killed the poor deer. I can't be sure because we were going kinda fast but we might have avoided it if I'd said something. my mom told me she did something similar once and it cost her her a good portion of her front teeth (from the car crash) so you should always speak up if you see something as a passenger.

No. 1539870

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>>1539866

i did not watch video but it seems like it

No. 1539872

>>1539870
she seemed so unhinged eberywhere else, i cannot believe she can actually make decent true crime content

No. 1539873

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No. 1539876

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i think the site being extra deader around these hours proves that most farmers are burgers

No. 1539877

>>1539876
samefag i should've named this triden. or brump.

No. 1539878

>>1539876
I'm the anon who made the poll in the last thread and almost exactly half of the votes were US and Canada. I'm canadian myself lol

No. 1539883

File: 1680504334452.jpg (49.97 KB, 812x606, c80a7509da5e0a76af1b98535e6fec…)

this is petty but i refuse to learn anything taught by men especially art related things

No. 1539886

>>1539883
this goes double for anything related to physics at me

No. 1539894

>>1538831
When I first saw these I kind of yelled out "DOLLY?" Was not expecting to see these at all.
>>1538591
Welcome back. ♥
>>1538977
>>1539003
A+

No. 1539899

>>1539883
>not using what you learn from men to draw yaoi
WEAK

No. 1539903

File: 1680508339768.jpg (13.18 KB, 300x300, 1644401509276.jpg)

Should i tell this guy i dont want to be their friend anymore or just block them? I already tried to give him hints but he's either retarded or he refuses to take a no for an answer and keeps contacting me and asking me to hang out

No. 1539905

>>1539876
Euro hours were really hopping for a while but it had been quiet lately. I think the ladies who run the movie nights are European. Personally im a night owl on the west coast so I see all kinds of posters

No. 1539911

>>1537674
> My life sucks he Kanye digressed
kek

No. 1539919

Sometimes I wonder if I'm codependent on lolcow. I watched some video about validating yourself and it says when you run to a place when you're triggered and let shit out with the purpose of having people agree with you, it's because you don't have a strong sense of self or boundaries and need an outside source to prop you up.

And I suppose I get that from a radical feminist perspective, women on here need to assure me that in fact yes, the other person in my story is a piece of shit by virtue of being male never mind his actions. It also explains why I can bend in real life situations because I enjoy dick. It's why you see so many posters talking about how men aren't shit yet agonise over pleasing their crappy bf. I'm single so haven't stooped to that, but I've definitely lived such a duality before, rationalising with "he's an exception", yeah right.

I guess what I'm saying is maybe I should take a break from this place, as much as I love it, to see where I really lie on the spectrum. To see if I come back here a handmaiden because society has duped me or if I strengthen my backbone and am 100 percent sure in my misandrist ways, that nobody anywhere can convince me men are equal to us in any way. And I just realised I'm posting this so you nonas can validate or criticise my take before I act on anything kek

No. 1539922

>>1539919
I see, that’s a conclusion I never came to, but it’s true that a lot of us do end up becoming those around us, and internalising their narratives. Hope this reply validated your opinion kek

No. 1539925

>>1539919
>when you run to a place when you're triggered and let shit out with the purpose of having people agree with you, it's because you don't have a strong sense of self or boundaries and need an outside source to prop you up.
is this not how human beings work in general? not to mention that women are gaslit by the whole world 24/7 so of course you would want someone to fight in your corner.

as for bending over backwards, people want to be loved. it is not anti-feminist to want to be worthy of love, and anons seething about women being abused by their nigels aren't doing it because men bad, but because they need to find a better one who won't fuck them over. it is unnatural to hate all men and certain online radfems (not all) are bitter and childish, and desperately need to touch some grass. you can talk about sexism without defaulting to "all men suck". life is not a game of football where it's men vs women, normal people are on the same team and if you run into those who aren't, you call them out.
and yes men are often retarded, but being straight and wanting a man to love you is normal and not a disease. it is also not at all impossible to find a good guy who will love you, if your immediate surroundings are full of assholes then you need to look elsewhere.

No. 1539947


No. 1539992

>>1539925
>it is unnatural to hate all men
>it is also not at all impossible to find a good guy who will love you
ntayrt but ehh gonna have to disagree with this, even the supposedly """good""" men end up being disappointing ime and/or hiding some skeletons in the closet. even with platonic relationships.
>if your immediate surroundings are full of assholes then you need to look elsewhere
but where is "elsewhere?"

No. 1540000

>>1539925
>Unnatural to hate men
Well that's weird then, despite whatever it is that makes it "natural" to necessarily love them, tons of women still fucking hate them because they suck ass. It's a testament to how shit men are that they've been able to turn women against them, then.

No. 1540028

>>1540025
KEK

No. 1540033

>>1539925
Just wanted to say I agree with this. As usual nonas are piling on and cherry picking points of your post while overlooking the broader message. I feel like anons of lolcow either have a penchant for choosing the worst moids possible, as evident by a lot of the stories you encounter here, or have unrealistic expectations. You can be in a relationship with a woman and she can still annoy and disappoint you or have skeletons in her closet as one anon put it, I know I do for sure lol. Not saying there aren’t things that are problematic about moids as a broader category, but there are also things I appreciate about my current nigel and I think in a way we compliment each other.

And sure you can pick a moid that seems good on paper who turns out to have this or that issue, but I don’t think it’s specific to men. Also just a thought for people out there, if you don’t wanna date a manchild then don’t pick a manchild.

No. 1540036

>>1540033
do you really think anons are going out of their way to pick manchildren? i don't think you realize how often men hide things and manipulate. by "skeletons in the closet" i'm talking about the sheer amount of supposedly good/normal men revealing their fucked up opinions on women and closet pedos, things in that vein not just minor flaws. some of the moids i've seen holding those views and behavior were complete normies on the surface, not even neckbeards.

No. 1540037

>>1540036
Yeah I’ve also met normies who hold those opinions. It takes some time until their true colors shine through, but when it does I usually challenge them or avoid them. I’ve also encountered men who don’t hold those opinions. Idk what more to tell you.

No. 1540050

>>1539919
You can always gender bend your posts about moids and see what anons say. Anyway, not meaning to shit on you or invalidate your point of view cause it's a solid argument, but I really can't relate to anons who feel that LC is the reason why they (or other anons) view men so badly and I spend too much time here. But if I like say to myself "wow I really should get out of this online bubble, let's see what's going on in the local news", I'm met with news about a different feminicide literally everyday, so yeah, I don't think LC does much for me on that front.

No. 1540051

>>1540036
Men don’t really hide it at all, it’s just that in the majority of cases women are either missing really obvious stuff or straight ignoring it

No. 1540060

I want to play sims but the most recent wicked whims is fucking refusing to download. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 1540069

File: 1680534445539.jpg (58.97 KB, 980x680, h84vmdke1io31.jpg)

>>1540060
I've been hit by the nostalgia wave and really felt like playing sims 1 lately. I'm resisting because I've a huge games backlog already, and I will never recreate my childhood experience, playing a cracked copy that's entirely russian, and memorising commands based on which button they are on the menu. Sweet memories!

No. 1540083

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>>1540069
>that picture
I’m having so many memory flashbacks right now. I played sims 1 with my best friend and we would make a woman like picrel and she was so pretty to us. We then would cheat her filthy rich and built one giant cube house. We would make windows everywhere because ~luxury~ and we would put the fat red curtains at every window even outside. Good times.

No. 1540091

>>1540083
I did similar stuff, except the character would be my ideal adult self. every time I'd make an adult woman with my hair/skin/eye colours, but the hair HAD to be curly because my 7 year old self had an unrelenting yearning for curly hair. I'd also build a cube house with way too many windows. I had to have the inflatable furniture. At some point I got the pets expansion, got a cat that looked like my irl cat, and when it died in the game I uncontrollably cried for about 2 hours (my irl cat was fine and very much alive). Good times indeed, kek

No. 1540127

I will never not laugh

No. 1540139

File: 1680539726664.jpg (41.94 KB, 650x433, Mammal-Drinking-Mothers-Milk.j…)

do you ever stop and think about that mammals are named after boobs

No. 1540145

File: 1680540528969.jpeg (46.47 KB, 800x450, DFB4E752-A817-414E-9D98-0EB1F0…)

>>1540139
>mammal
>mammary
waaaaaaaaaaahhh i never knew

No. 1540153

File: 1680541598431.jpg (74 KB, 800x601, d41586-019-00938-9_16560868.jp…)

actually posting one's thoughts on twitter seems so embarrassing, how do people do it? i can't imagine why i'd want to have a name and identity attached to every silly post i could make

No. 1540170

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>>1540153
prior to the elon muskrat takeover that'a what you had protected vent twitter accounts for

then apartheid clyde started limiting things

No. 1540204

I have an older friend I've known since I was 12. He'll be 40 this yesr and he's fallen out with me because I actually expressed my true opinion on trannyism. I'm not even mad. I've completely lost respect for him. He's usually a smart funny guy, I thought he was playing along and joking when he was like oh so you're invalidating them. He meant it. We've discussed 1984 before when I was in my early 20s I'm 33 now. He called me the thought police. I asked him who's hellbent on changing language and biological nomenclature. He blocked me.

No. 1540214

>>1540208
So annoying. You can't even discuss things like you use to because they're so personally offended over fuck all.

Like fuck me, non binary babies aren't born their parents are putting a cringe label on them. Hearing my male coworker who identifies as a lesbian lament about the abuse of not having female gendered toys. What about poor children than get no toys? Is identity tied to fucking plastic? How fucking ironic the cure is useless plastic surgery that completely others you from nature. Wtf world like wtf. Sure all those that suffer from sex related crimes are retards. Oh you're a poor woman in the third world. Why not simply be a man? Women can step into male privilege just so easily I'm sure, just shave your head, cause the man at work just had to grow out his greasy mop to get to be the big 6'6 lesbian in our changing rooms being a creepy fuck.

No. 1540235

bulgarian split squads are a torture method and you can't convince me otherwise

No. 1540286

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just found out my phone that I bought like four months ago is only 64gb and it's already full

No. 1540291

>>1540204
Letting men not die in wars or work the fields their whole lives was a mistake. They have all this pent up energy and it rots their brains and makes them think they're troons.

No. 1540299

>>1540204
Everyone is so pathologically terrified of being on the wrong side of history that they just turn their brains off entirely. You can't even talk to them about anything or ask an honest question they just immediately shut down and unperson you.

No. 1540306

I am so enamored with this woman

No. 1540329

>>1540139
Yes, yesterday, so this post is very weird to see

No. 1540340

I really think my nipples are physically connected to my clit. GOD BLESS PMS AND OVULATION!

No. 1540345

>>1540214
Maybe it's my American interpretation of this, but maybe he means his parents insulted, berated, etc him when he was young and wanted dolls or other girl-centric toys. While yes, toys aren't needed to live, American families are still terrified of having gay sons & lesbian daughters, forcing them to be gender-conforming.
He could have real GID, like me(I'm a female, XX chromosomes, the opposite kind of tranny but a real lesbian), but while I don't know him and therefore cannot gage the creepy level, he just seems like a rare case of an effeminate straight guy acting out because he had a pretty shitty childhood for a first-worlder and not a dysphoric, suffering tranny. It's pretty much a guarantee that the more obsessed they are with sex and female anatomy the less likely they actually are mentally ill.

No. 1540349

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The idolmaster SideM is going to announce its end of service today and I am following my personal lolcow having a mental breakdown over it. She even got suspended on twitter for a few hours because she talked about suicide. She is an adult (23 or something) in arts and crafts college, jesus.

No. 1540353

>>1540349
cant blame her. its hard to be a bishounen fan in a bishoujo world

No. 1540354

>>1540345
No me and a female coworker were talking about baby borns, and he hijacked the conversation to make it about his experiences and killed our convo he butted into. I said "weird my brother played house with me and my dolls" also this dude had an older sister he was upset he didn't have his own. I was a tomboy growing up, got all my brothers old clothes, are my experiences skewed should I actually conclude I'm a trans male because I feel at ease in male spaces. He's retarded. All I hear from trannies is that gender is directly related to consumerism. The whole movement is a fucking joke.

No. 1540356

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I really like that Keith Lee guy. I listened to a podcast where he talks about his life and he reminds me of my husbando.

No. 1540357

>>1540354
Ok yeah he's just a retard and the male equivalent of a fakeboi. A tucute, I suppose? I'm a TIF but I see it all as a severe mental illness that needs a cure or some other way to treat GID that doesn't involve HRT or surgeries, but having a 50% or so success rate is unfortunately the best odds yet, so doctors are throwing their hats in the ring & putting all their bets on HRT. I think it's fine if grown adults do it as a last report, who cares, but nobody should ever troon out children, especially because the desist rate is ~90% and it just feels like parental abuse.

No. 1540360

>>1540349
well deserved, it sucked. The designs are so shit in comparison to cinderella girls

No. 1540361

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>>1540360
Hah, yeah I really love some of the cinderella girls

No. 1540363

>>1540349
Is this personal cow a BeitP?

No. 1540365

>>1540363
Yeah, I followed her for translations but she constantly talks like a permanently online tiktok user and dramatizes over fandom things. She went private before she tweeted the suicide stuff, so her own followers reported her because of twitter's ToS. Like girl, I know you're being hyperbolic but you need to chill, it's sad to watch.

No. 1540366

I think it'd be funny if someone made planner sheets in the style of lc. You can choose different designs based on the themes that are avilable here, and for accountability/goals sheets, there can be rude and snide comments anons usually say on here on the sides to encourage you. I find when anons call other cows fat it inspires me to stay fit so I guess that can be optional since not everyone is like this… Umm but yeah, maybe there can be different chibi versions of cows and such. I don't know, but I feel like you can work with a lot. would buy…

No. 1540369

>>1540366
Idk if I'm weird, but sometimes I find it fascinating how some cows get detailed analysis of their problems and what to change and what they would be good at
But most have the problem of not wanting to admit mistakes and not wanting to make a change

No. 1540382

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>>1540361
they were pretty interesting and well designed for an idol moeshit franchise. I am glad ensemble stars is thriving, it's the only male idol franchise that i think looks good

No. 1540390

>>1540369
I mean, they wouldn't be cows if they could change and improve themselves

No. 1540393

>>1540390
Maybe. There's at least one cow that has changed, but got a thread too late after changing, literally just because she dresses as and larps as an incel kek. And the OP later admitted to being Blaine and vendetta posting, which is why half the "thread rules" are just "DO NOT ACCUSE ANYONE OF BEING BLAINE" Like?? It's fucking hilarious. TIM cow on TIF cow violence.

No. 1540403

>>1540382
Since this is the dumbass thread I'll say this. Ohh my little Shinobu uuu goochi goochi guu with the fishie he's a baby.

No. 1540456

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I wish there was a cringe husbando thread I want to share and see others embarrassingly talk about husbands that they're too shy to talk about when they're not anonymous!! I want to see ugly characters and not godlike anime boys!!

No. 1540471

Come on someone make a new celebricows thread, I need to wonder who the fuck are these people and why the fuck is that in the news

No. 1540481

>>1540456
Yes, God please. I need a husbando thread for all the nonnies who's husbandos aren't human, weird, cartoony, ugly and or severely autistic because that's what makes their husbandos extra charming and unique and they should have their own place. It would definitely help with those particular Anons fearing they're imposing in the regular retarded husbando thread on /g/ that is comprised mostly of human anime boys. Hell, I'll make it even. I just need a list of all the weird and or unorthodox husbandos here, an hour or so in Photoshop and I'll make the perfect thread image to start.

No. 1540486

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>>1540456
I LOVE TUMBLR SEXYMEN (culture)!!! But maybe we need a cringe waifu thread, too? I feel like SSA nonitas get left out a lot.

No. 1540491

>>1540481
i've seen sans and spongebob here before for starters

No. 1540496

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next wignat to make fun of me is getting reminded I'm eugenically ideal

No. 1540497

this is presumably very niche i apologise, but with all the big game madeline pendleton talks up on tiktok about being a independent ethical business owner i assumed her brand would be… actually good lmao. i had no IDEA she was the owner of tunnel vision, their clothes are ugly asf

No. 1540499

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>>1540456
>>1540481
Just use the thread in /m/, you guys don't need to expand even more. there is even a alien/monster/mask threads there
>>1540486
What's the difference with cringe and this thread >>>/g/315174 or you go to the /m/ waifu thread there.

No. 1540502

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>>1540481
>>1540486
Let's go! I want to relive the cringey Tumblr days and talk freely about the weird sexy Tumblr men/women
>>1540499
I feel like the posts in those threads are usually the same 5 anime/video game characters. It can be a bit intimidating for some anons to post in those threads because others are looking for more attractive characters, if I'm not mistaken I think some of the anons were getting annoyed by that one john redcorn anon and the Kirby anon for doing so.

No. 1540508

>>1540502
Yeah and the pic I posted wasn't even an anime character or yumejo? She's a flash game character from the late 2000s who gets so little art from people who aren't moids or people who aren't drawing straight up porn and it's frustrating because her personality is very relatable (germaphobe, shy, likes cozy & casual video games, but knows how to stand up for herself) and all people focus on is her body and it angers me.
It's also intimidating to post an obscure character and feel like you're being judged.
Maybe I should just wing it and go in, though.

No. 1540516

>>1540456
back when I was still into 2d I felt your pain

even when the guy was attractive he was completely unlikable for some other fatally flawed reason and loathed or not appreciated by the fandom. I had that disease chronically

then I went onto have unconventional irl husbandos who not enough people liked and it was a similar crisis kek

No. 1540521

>>1540481
what about those who do not have anime boys OR weird "cringe" cartoons as husbandos? are we going to be kicked back and forth between the two threads whenever we post? No point for extra threads tbh, just learn to get along.

No. 1540532

why does no one know when to make a celebricows thread? either 90-something posts too early right after the 1100 post warning or going several days with an overfilled unbumpable thread

No. 1540537

>>1540521
I meant a thread for obscure and uncommon characters that people are interested in ( both animated or irl ) like how the Yumejo and waifufag threads were made to laugh at people who liked weird characters. Anons could share their unfortunate crushes and shitpost.

No. 1540538

>>1540537
>irl
No. We already have more than enough 3DPD threads.

No. 1540540

>>1540537
Again how do we define "unfortunate"? Anyone who isn't an anime boy?

No. 1540541

You don't even have the capability of being funny outside of regurgitation you ape

No. 1540543


No. 1540544

>>1540538
agree the irl husbando thread exists in /g/ for a reason

I didn't realize there was so much fighting in the fictional husbando threads, we had a grand old usually non hostile time in the 3d one

No. 1540555

>>1540544
Unfortunate as in unattractive and weird or someone they would be embarrassed to admit that they like.
I only said irl in general so that it wouldn't be any fighting, I don't post in those threads but I am a lurker and I usually feel bad for the anons who get bullied away for posting silly characters they enjoy.
>>1540540
Weird characters like Tumblr sexy men, background characters, characters that were based off of pixels and made into sexy men things like that.

No. 1540562

>>1540555
>characters that were based off of pixels
that's a type of tumblr sexyman

No. 1540564

>>1540481
>>1540456
i support the idea but only if it's made on /m/ because there are way too many threads on /g/ for posting who you want to fuck

No. 1540569

My cat has a tick near his butthole and won't let me remove it lol

No. 1540574

My neighbour was screaming at her kids for about 30 minutes it was so loud that I could hear her through the walls. Last night I first thought there was an owl outside but when I opened the window it was one of the kids that was crying again. I feel so bad I remember being screamed at by my parents when I was a kid but you can't really go over and tell the neighbour lady to stop screaming idk

No. 1540577

>>1540574
Sure you can, you'll just probably get screamed at too

No. 1540584

>>1540574
knock on her door and when she answers say Hello politely and then scream really loud at her.

No. 1540585

it's like when dogs are barking, you gotta start barking and howling back. get on her level.

No. 1540586

>>1540585
Once told a kid to shut up after he was blowing a whistle for 2 hours. The apartment people evicted them or they left a few months later. Everyone was sick of the parents yelling at their kids and the kids banging on metal structures to annoy the parents.

No. 1540588

>>1540456
>>1540481
They way you guys talk from the outside it just seems like you want another thread full of stuff you can laugh at rather then something you would post in yourself.

No. 1540608

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Andrew Tate's Muslim transformation is complete

No. 1540611

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>>1540608
he's truly one of the ugliest men alive

No. 1540614

>>1540611
this is fantastically accurate

No. 1540615

>>1540611
KEK but don't do Ren this dirty

No. 1540622

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>>1540608
I posted this in another thread but he is totally going to spend the rest of his career boasting about what a badass criminal he is now, despite only being in for 90 days.

No. 1540638

How many requests from people can you take in a day before yearning for freedom? Outside of work. Because if someone's like "hey can I call you at 1 about something?" and same day someone else is like "hey can you get back to my email by the end of today?" or even a relative asks for my travel itinerary ASAP, then I want to disengage with reality and run away. It's like I cannot deal with demands that aren't self imposed, the pressure is too much.

Anyway my limit is 2-3 a day before I turn my phone off in fear that someone else will contact me about yet another thing to do and I meditate to mitigate the stress.

No. 1540643

>>1540622
This motherfucker is so truly repulsive to all the senses

No. 1540649

You know how people say to wait a few days or weeks before you buy something to avoid impulse buys? That doesn't work on me because I trust my own judgement too much.

A few ago I left a comment on someone's post asking where they got something, and I only just now saw that they responded. Watching the video that they posted back, I don't really see what's so special about the product but I'm gonna buy it anyway cause I trust that I had a good reason for wanting it. Past me saw something that current me can't see. Perhaps I just forgot why I wanted them and need to buy to get it. I also look at my store wishlists and sometimes when I see an item I don't want anymore I buy it anyway cause I just trust my past self. I use most of the stuff I buy so it works out.

No. 1540665

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My stupidly irregular period is about to be on time the ONE time I don't want it to be, isn't it?

No. 1540670

I wonder how women get horny for their bfs if they don’t find them attractive. Do they just have sex as a chore or is the fact that he’s gross in a degenerate way?

No. 1540671

I don't know why some women waste their time trying to be the cool girl because men love being terrorized. Not saying you have to like, abuse them, but they like when women make them bend over backwards, or when they're a little mean and strict. The only thing you get when you're a cool girl is men who treat you like a carpet and never take you serious. I know this because I'm the quiet girl who men gravitate towards because they THINK I'm gonna be the submissive/traditional lady who let's them do whatever. Idk, but I do know that cool girls finish last. Establish yourself.

No. 1540672

>>1540496
forgive me for being dumb but what is eugenically desirable?

No. 1540675

>>1540672
strong, resilient, evolutionarily advantageous

No. 1540698

>>1540670
It's a chore. You just think about something else while going through the motions and hope he busts quickly because prolonged sex when you're not aroused get very painful pretty quickly.

No. 1540700

>>1540698
Why do so many women date men they don't even find attractive

No. 1540709

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Is there such a thing as a "media you like that would get you relentlessly criticized by farmers thread"? Cause sometimes I feel like I could post a lot on something like that.

No. 1540710

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>>1540349
As an enstarsfag I am currently tethering between polite compassion and letting my inner bitter little troll out. I've had discord friends directly tell me: "fuck you I hope the female series dies and enstars dies", I just ignored that but a part of me wants to respond.

No. 1540711

>>1540709
There was a thread about stuff you like that would get you labeled as a scrote

No. 1540716

>>1540710
No, just troll them. It's clear they don't care about your favorite series.

No. 1540719

>>1540716
I don't like unnecessary online bickering, it's a waste of energy. That's why I value touching grass and irl friends more

No. 1540730

>>1540698
But why

No. 1540750

I hate the new way chrome has decided to display downloads. At first it was fine, but if you're like be and download a bunch of stuff cough Sims CC at one time but your internet keeps crapping out and stopping the downloads it's just inconvenient.

No. 1540751

>>1540671
Seriously. The most serious commitment I got was from a guy who'd cry because I was so mean to him and yet he desperately kept coming back for more. He was conventionally attractive and didn't have trouble with women and still chose me even though I couldn't care less whether he existed or not. I would straight up tell him I don't care about him and he was still crazy about me and told me he would die for me and asked me to marry him. Literally insane.

No. 1540753

>>1540750
Samefag but it doesn't even show the most recent download at the top. Fuuuck this.

No. 1540759

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fish women me fear me love

No. 1540767

>>1540709
guilty pleasures in /m/?

No. 1540778

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Damn I was just at the store and I was such a spaz, I dont think I looked at the girl helping me once why am i so DUMB.

No. 1540779

>>1540496
You need high intelligence for that.
>wanting wignat attention
Not gonna succeed

No. 1540780

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Barbie posters dropped today and they're making me lol because I never really realized that Ken doesn't do shit.

No. 1540781

>>1540730
don't question it anon, you just have to date ugly men and live as a slave to them your whole life because you just have to okay

No. 1540783

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No. 1540786

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I'm obsessed with this guy from a random french photograph. It's staying on my phone forever.

No. 1540787

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>>1540780
>>1540783
I actually really love the designs, I just hope the movie is good

The Michael Cera one made me laugh, I didn't expect him

No. 1540788

>>1540780
And there's also Pregnant Midge.

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No. 1540792

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>>1540787
All Of Ken's Clothes Fit Him!

No. 1540795

>>1540783
Why does everyone look comically ugly

No. 1540797

>>1539925
If it’s so unnatural to hate men, and everyone still does, then they must be truly vile creatures. Food for though.

No. 1540799

>>1540797
*thought. No I won’t bother to edit my original post

No. 1540812

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my nigga yotsuba

No. 1540820

>>1540795
The film is supposed to be uncanny and campy

No. 1540821

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No. 1540822

Damn, some anons are so rude to other anons like they've never made any mistakes or done something stupid in their life before. Especially if a man is involved in any way.

No. 1540825

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No. 1540832

WHY DOESN'T HE RECORD HIS FUCKING LECTURES URGH. I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE, I WANNA TAKE A NAP.

No. 1540835


No. 1540849

I randomly threw up on an empty stomach this morning for like no reason. Im not pregnant or sick and I didn't eat anything questionable. I also have a stomach of steel and haven't puked in years so wtf

No. 1540852

>>1540849
did you drink tea?

No. 1540855

Doing your own nails actually sucks because I get bored of my sets so fast. I'll have them on for a less than a day and already start thinking of what I should do next. I'm lucky if I keep a design for a week.

No. 1540858

Goddamn can tumblr fix their bot problem? I just accidentally clicked one of their links while looking for content of my husbando

No. 1540877

>>1540858
Don't count on it anytime soon. Their current "solution" seems to be banning accounts that interact with the site using a VPN. I've been banned 2 fucking times by their retarded automated systems for using a VPN. Clearly this isn't improving anything because the bots are still rampant, and it's automatically banning legitimate users too.

No. 1540897

>>1540821
lmao i wanted to edit it with "another Ken"

No. 1540904

>>1540822
Sometimes I just don't feel like sugarcoating it

No. 1540909

>>1540855
Aw man, that sucks too because even if you're willing to spend the time to change them often, it's bad for your nails to do so. Are you talking about acrylics or just regular polish manicures?

No. 1540912

I might be a neet aspie, but at least I have never had a fag ugly old discord daddy

No. 1540920

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No. 1540955

>>1540909
Polygel actually! There are ways to remove them that preserve the health on your natural nails, but I always just pop them off or file them down. Most of the time I just remove the design and not the actual nail though.

No. 1540957

>>1540709
Learn to check the catalog, jfc. There's a guilty pleasure thread and a judgement-free media thread on /m/ and the one called "stuff that would get you labeled as a scrote" here in /ot/

No. 1540979

Whyyyy did EA have to make the worlds in TS4 so fucking small??????? It's so hard to find a place to live because the world descriptions will be beautiful and then the actual world has like 2 lots and 1 townie family, and if you're lucky you might get a non-residential lot. Having so many worlds doesn't mean anything when there's nothing when all of them are empty. You can't even add your own buildings because once again, THERE ARE NO LOTS! The earlier worlds weren't as bad with this, they had more lots and families. I'm gonna start looking for custom worlds because EA is so fucking useless they can't even do this right. And all of those worlds have amazing potential too.

No. 1540995

>>1540979
I often fantasize about meeting someone who works at EA and publically humiliating them
This is an actual power fantasy of mine

No. 1541015

I was at a family-friendly event the other day and I saw a schlubby guy with a swastika tattoo. It was massive, all across the front of his calf and he was wearing shorts. I wasn't offended per se (nazis are bad obviously, and neo-nazis are just embarrassing) , I was just surprised at the gall to just be chill about showing that to everyone. It was my first time seeing that in person so I just want to post about it somewhere tbh. He had a wife and maybe some kids with him too.

No. 1541016

>>1541015
Girl I think you saw Varg

No. 1541018

>>1540979
Most of my favorite worlds are small worlds; Forgotten Hollow, Evergreen Harbor, Strangerville, Moonlight Mill are all in there. Simultaneously, I love bigger worlds like San Myshuno. They should really make another city world, but set it in the desert or something.

No. 1541019

>>1540957
I never open the catalog, it's too buggy and takes away 10 years of my life, plus it's not necessarily stuff that would get labeled a scrote.

No. 1541025

>>1541019
meh it doesn't take that long for smaller boards like /m/ or /g/ but you could also stop the full thing from loading by pressing the x where the refresh button is

No. 1541026

>>1541019
>I never open the catalog, it's too buggy
Then type into a search engine: lolcow.farm + whatever thread it is you want.

No. 1541064

im bored as shit

No. 1541065

book depository is closing, i am so sad

No. 1541078

I go to the gym every week and lift pretty heavy but my body still looks like Kathy's. Fuck me I guess.

No. 1541102

Accidentally bought 65% less fat coconut milk, no wonder my curry fuckin sucks

No. 1541108

yooo i just realized that im kinda manipulative lmao.

No. 1541109

>>1541019
>>1541025
>>1540957
LC has a search function kudos if you find it

No. 1541126

>>1541078
once a week is better than nothing but if you can go more, you should. You'll see the results if you up it to 3-4 times a week.

No. 1541127

I was masturbating last night, not thinking of anyone specifically, and jumpscared myself by thinking of Joe Rogan just as I was about to finish. No orgasm for me.

No. 1541154

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No. 1541176

I love when horrible people make posts that are like "I love my life life is so great" it reminds me of that post that's like "[insert bank] is a fortress".

No. 1541189

I put gendie’s pronouns next to their names like it’s part of it. Makes them annoyed

No. 1541218

>>1541154
Literally how he popped up in my head. Scarred for life.

No. 1541219

>>1540481
Please do it nonna

No. 1541223

Men in media are so ugly and dress so gross i am starting to grow a fetish for men in star trek uniforms, their asses look so fine on those pants

No. 1541224

>>1540780
>>1540783
i have never seen both women and men alike being so hyped for a movie, looking forward to this

No. 1541227

>>1541224
Men are hyped for the Barbie movie? Not watching.

No. 1541229

>>1541223
Based and true
>>1541219
Seconded, I'm patiently waiting for someone to make that unconventional husbando thread on /m, and not because I want to make fun of anyone like someone said upthread but because i want to post so many characters myself kek

No. 1541233

>>1541227
you do you. Iam watching it with my friend we are both going to wear our finest anime shirts

No. 1541243

The art thread makes me so angry i dont even know why i read it anymore

No. 1541245

>>1541223
Women's standards are literally on the floor, nothing annoys me more when moids whine about how hard they have it. My friends would nitpick my last couple of boyfriends appearance who were fit, well groomed and styled themselves in a flattering way. Meanwhile one of them was in a situationship with a morbidly obese bald black guy and the other dated a fat Asian guy with dreads who pretended to be a rapper and some chubby short 50 something single dad who was stuck in his emo phase and entire wardrobe consisted of 2000s Walmart clothes. All of them acted like those dudes were literal Greek gods or something. Now all the famous "hot" guys look like actual pedophiles but are only hot because they didnt become a complete lardass and didn't get tattoos that look like they were drawn on by a pre schooler

No. 1541251

>>1541126
I can only fit it in 2x a week (on the weekends) because of my work schedule. I have a long commute and have to cook dinner every night for my family. I’d do at home workouts but I really end up barely having time for myself everyday kek. I try to make up for less days by upping the intensity. I know it’s my diet too- I thankfully don’t eat like Kathy but being short like her with a low tdee sucks ass. also I do love sweets but I try my best to limit it to small pieces here and there or substitute with fruit

No. 1541256

>>1541245
>Women's standards are literally on the floor
women's standars are so low i've been called a pedophile for saying my ideal man would be DiCaprio in Titanic. It's like we forgot how a normal 21yo man is supposed to look like. I am so tired.

No. 1541258

my fucking period has been doing this lovely thing recently where only on the first day, within the first hour when it is bugging out trying to start, it will randomly just all gush out in one big whoosh and go everywhere. of course this bullshit usually happens when i am walking somewhere and then i have to go rush back home to change. the ironic thing is that it isn't heavy. i checked my pad and it wasn't completely soaked. it is just for some reason when my period is first starting, it's like a levee opens in my uterus and all this blood will come out all at once. and then it calms down after that and i am fine. still annoying as fuck because i was at uni and had to leave early as blood went up my pubic area all around the sides of my panties. i should start wearing a tampon but i am intimidated by the process of putting it in properly and then taking it out. fuck.

No. 1541259

>>1541227
They're only hyped because of Ryan Gosling who became a "sigma male" icon after Drive even though he was such a libfem darling before that.

No. 1541275

suddenly remembered the man ass eater from shay's threads and i laughed out loud in public

No. 1541276

>>1540788
I had the pregnant Midge doll with the removable magnetic pregnant belly that a baby fit into. Barbie kittens also fit into the stomach. I liked to play “a true miracle” and have midge give birth to kittens. My parents were legitimately worried I was gonna be a furry but thankfully I’m just tokophobic.

No. 1541278

>>1540780
>>1540783
>pretty female actors
>all male actors are fugly
for gods sake why does hollywood refuse to make anything targeted women? is having attractive male leads in a barbie movie just too much?

No. 1541284

H8 being on my Period because after a shower I immediately haven't to put in underwear and a pad. I want to let my coochmonster experience the world and let her breathe.

No. 1541286

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>>1540780
>Simu Liu
god i fucking hate him so so much! all blm protesters and troons combined don't cry victims as much as this ugly neanderthal, he could be in every big movie ever, win 10 oscars and nevertheless still claim he's discriminated against because muh beauty standards…

>>1541278
it's plain misogyny disguised as homophobia.
rn it's a trend in china to pair up super young actors with more mature actresses. in other asian countries you too have pretty boys as the most sucessful singers and actors. there's a huge market catering to what most girls and women want.
meanwhile in the us and europe they mock them for looking girly/faggy, mock women who are attracted to men with proper hygiene but in reality they just don't want us to have anything. the only movies genuinely catering to a female audience are teen romance flicks - and everybody everywhere is always making fun of those and shaming the viewers.
they know that it's over once they're no longer able to brainwash us into keeping our standards low…

No. 1541289

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that video was so funny kek

No. 1541290

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No. 1541291

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No. 1541296

>>1541286
>rn it's a trend in China to pair up super young men with more mature actresses
Very based. Meanwhile, Olivia Wilde was told she was "too old" to play Leo's love interest in Wolf of Wall Street… He's over a decade older than her.

No. 1541304

I home Bilal Hassani will keep making literally everyone seethe in France until the end of time. I hope he won't feel pressured to troon out just because he's a girly twink though.

No. 1541305

>>1541258
If it’s available for you nonnie, you should give period underwear a try. It completely changed my life.

No. 1541306

>>1541286
>it's a trend in china to pair up super young actors with more mature actresses. in other asian countries you too have pretty boys as the most sucessful singers and actors. there's a huge market catering to what most girls and women want
sigh, why is it that they are not scared to pander to yumejos in asia? they actually care about what women find attractive and male celebs are expected to put on a boyfriend persona. Meanwhile in the west if you have a cast with only attractive men a bunch of women will come out of the woodwork and cry about how it makes fat/old/bald men feel ugly. where did we go wrong

No. 1541307

>>1541304
>Hassani is genderqueer and uses she/he pronouns.
Sorry to disappoint

No. 1541309

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No. 1541310

>>1541306
>where did we go wrong
You keep paying for that shit.
They put up the 20th remake of some shit and full it with ancient ugly ex nepo babies and you flock to the premiere and it's record sales again blah blah

No. 1541311

>>1541309
he just changed his bio don't worry, he doesn't take hormones

No. 1541312

I hate dumb motherfuckers asking me a million questions, it's not your business. If I don't talk much it's because I literally don't want to talk to you or tell you my personal business, so you can stop trying to get details about me to criticize me or gossip about. What is so hard to understand???? I can have conversation, I don't want to have one with you, because I don't know you, don't want to know you, and don't even like you. Who are you to me.. nobody

No. 1541313

>>1541307
>>1541309
lmao I'm not taking into account sources that aren't in French, no offense though I know how Wikipedia has been used by TRAs lately, even with dead celebrities. Given how he acts in front of cameras and what is stage costumes look like I'm sure the "she" pronouns aren't to be taken seriously just like with drag queens.
>Casablanca
Based.

No. 1541314

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>>1541304
Is this what french people were ‘seething’ over? You want him to do more of this?

No. 1541316

>>1541314
No it's always shit like "waaah he's a sandn*gger faggot and should not be on TV and sing!!" or "reee he's making us Maghrebi alpha males look like faggots and he disrespects Allah by crossdressing!!". The most recent one is that he was going to do a concert in a small, very old building that used to be a Catholic church until a few centuries ago, many artists do concerts there, and everyone started shit talking him for committing a blasphem, Christians and Muslims alike. For once they team up and get along well, but only for the most retarded reasons. I didn't know about what you posted btw.

No. 1541319

>>1541316
I don’t know who this person is, I just got this from his wikipedia page, which has its’ own section dedicated to his controversies. Along with something about him defending an antisemitic comedian.

No. 1541322

>>1541319
I should check it out but in French, so I'll have more info and more reliable sources. But this doesn't change that he needs to make everyone seethe to death.

No. 1541323

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I'm gonna have to poop in a public toilet

No. 1541325

>>1541306
>why is it that they are not scared to pander to yumejos in asia?
it's not like they do it because they genuinely care about women, but because it makes big profit.
they treat male celebs like they treat female celebs in the west. you're too old and uggo? you're out, bring in a newer face and sell all kinds of stuff with it.
and it creates additional profit by forcing normie moids to also spend money on clothes and skin care to keep up with what women like. a win win situation for capitalism.

would make sense in the west too, but for some reason rich hollywood scrotes still have some kind of solidarity with normie scrotes and therefore seemingly don't want them to suffer by imposing stricter standards on them. no idea why

No. 1541329

>>1541323
Most courageous farmer

No. 1541335

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Moids in my country are accidently killing themselves cause of cheap steroids, my older brother says that steroids shipped from china are so cheap even the poorest of the poor can get them.
does your country have similar cases cause I hear its happening a lot in other third world countries.

No. 1541337

I use retard/retarded pretty liberally on here, but tbh even if it were a little more socially acceptable IRL I don't think I would say it. I have a younger cousin with down syndrome and it would just make me feel terrible

No. 1541338

>>1541335
Based and pinkpilled news

No. 1541340

>>1541304
He's so fucking ugly. Can we stop pretending mystery meat boys are cute? They're hairy all over too.

No. 1541344

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>>1541323
already pooped so why does my tummy hurt

No. 1541346

>>1541305
i will! right after i wrote that, something told me to look up period panties and i am thinking of picking up some the next time i go out shopping. thank you nonna.

No. 1541347

>>1541340
It's not illegal to be an ugly bitch so I'll let it slide. For now.

No. 1541348

>>1541340
>mystery meat
huh?

No. 1541349

I hate how the men in my country are all so chonky. Porkchop patooties with hips wider than mine. Mcnuggets dipped in a sauce of body hair. Stage 4 gynecomastia looking manboobs. Tubular blubber handles drooping off their chests… Baklava overdose and it's consequces. Sad!

No. 1541350

>>1541348
just cannibal things

No. 1541359

>>1541348
>>1541350
Nta, but mystery meat means something like mutt or half blood. Just racist things.

No. 1541368

>>1541359
But Bilal is none of that? He's a Moroccan man born and raised in France like a lot of people here? Anon must be very tired.

No. 1541370

I daydream about a mobile phone free world way too often, i really wish i was born earlier, nothing feels special anymore

No. 1541375

>>1541340
>Can we stop pretending mystery meat boys are cute?
no. I'm not attracted to aryan features personally, and am 'mystery meat' myself.
>They're hairy all over too.
I don't mind
Btw I have no idea who the guy being discussed looks like I'm just defending my taste for mixed and tan men in general.

No. 1541378

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>>1541375
Taking the risk of getting a ban for race bait, what's with some white people and pretending they don't have body hair?

No. 1541384

>>1540786
aaaaahh maybe thats why I like hairy men, they look so stupid with bare chests but hairy chimp arms

No. 1541385

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>>1541344
Public toilet bacteria in your butt throwing a party, it's like when you feel your neighbors bass in your walls, I'm sorry to say.

No. 1541388

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>>1541378
Don't you know? Real White People do NOT have body hair AT ALL! If you think you're "White" but are not smooth as a dolphin EVERYWHERE you're actually Mystery Meat and You Will Never Be A Real Aryan.
jk jk but also reminds me of TRAs, both white and self-hating non-white women acting like ~woc~ (as a whole supposedly) are much hairier than white women and even white men therefore if those "hairy brown" women count as "real women" then why not actual men. something something horseshoe theory i guess

No. 1541393

I gave myself some pretty bad splinter hemorrhages in one of my nails, oops.

No. 1541398

>look up bilal hassani
>ugly freak
What the

No. 1541399

>>1541378
A lot of pickmes pretend they're hairless, the Christian white supremacist tradwife type is probably who you see claiming they have no body hair. It's more about them being pickmes and looking for a reason to look down on other women of color(for being hairy in this case) than actually being hairless.

No. 1541403

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>mfw browsing /g/

I avoid it because I feel like such an autistic outsider I get one I can only describe as I guess gender dysphoria?? But I’m XX afab and identify as female. It just reminds me of trying to desperately to bond with other girls growing up and them looking at me with derision and me trying so hard to make friends but everyone just thinking I’m a fucking weirdo.

No. 1541404


No. 1541406

>>1541404
No what nonny

No. 1541409

>>1541406
You don't have gender dysphoria and I don't know why you said you're an XX afab that identifies as female, just say you're a girl/woman

No. 1541413

>>1541388
>>1541399
It feels like an oddly specific thing to brag about, especially when no one is buying it anyway. Like, you might as well claim how all those brown people don't have fingers as straight as yours or something equally nonsensical, but I guess that doesn't garner male validation, yeah.

No. 1541415

>>1541406
They got triggered by reading the words “gender dysphoria” and didn’t really read your comment or understand it. It happens here sometimes, don’t worry about it. I know what you meant lol

No. 1541416

>>1541409
Oh okay, sorry nonny. I just didn’t want some other anon to swoop in and say YWNBAW and claim I’m a troon kek for feeling uncomfortable and out of place browsing /g:

No. 1541419

>>1541415
It isn't gender dysphoria to not relate to every single thing another woman is interested in. She is allowed to not care about makeup or raping males without having to assert herself as an XX chromosomed female human being assigned female at birth and identifying as female, just say 'woman.'

No. 1541420

>>1541378
Body hair being bad dates back to the Victorian era and Darwin. Women started shaving because body hair was seen as primitive. Even though that isn't true and is in fact bullshit, there's an entire industry that profits from women wanting to shave so it's perpetuated.

No. 1541428

>>1541413
A lot of men do believe it though and the same men love putting down women for being hairy while uplifting the pickme for being hairless even though she got razer burns on her legs, kek.

No. 1541431

>>1541419
>not care about makeup
Fair enough
>or raping males
Unbased

No. 1541433

I've been trying to stop masturbating and it's made me realize how often I masturbate although I'm not truly horny. It's like a habit, I'm not horny but I also constantly feel horny because it's just something I do so often. And then if I masturbate despite not really being horny then I have disappointing orgasms.

No. 1541435

>>1541431
>unbased
I know right

No. 1541436

>>1541431
>>1541435
What if they just don't care about males raped or unraped at all iykwim

No. 1541437

>>1541436
There's a lesbian thread

No. 1541438

>>1541437
ughhhh yeah but I’m bi and the bi thread makes me feel weird too. Not gonna post in the lesbian thread cause lesbians deserve a space without bi women/troons and I feel like this is the only site that even vaguely allows for that

No. 1541442

>>1541438
What about that thread for anons who struggle to relate to other women?

No. 1541443

>>1541398
I mean, I didn't say he's hot!

No. 1541476

>>1541368
Not tired, but either a failed, seething and prematurely balding tradthot who comes here because the 4chan incels are too mean to her (no matter how much she grovels), or a malding KF male who wants women to retvrn to getting beaten by worthless inbreds like himself kek

No. 1541479

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I can't believe the french plagiarized Pabblo Vittar. Spoilered for moid pic and moid in drag pic.

No. 1541481

i did a yandex reverse image search of a photo from a semi-obscure photoshoot and one of the first results where from a lolcow thread where i once posted that photo

No. 1541487

>>1541481
What was it

No. 1541510

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I bit my tongue some time yesterday and I'm trying to eat but it hurts SO BAD. I can barely take a bite it hurts so much

No. 1541515

Ever since I started using customer service voice on my father, we get along way better..

No. 1541516

No. Pls no, god no. I already had 3 period poops today have mercy pls

No. 1541518

>>1541443
Oh okay good

No. 1541537

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I used to be a musical theatre nerd in my late teens/early twenties, but the amount of musicals, opera and plays where the main woman gets stabbed, killed, burned or violently confronted in the end due to some man's jealousy and rage put me off for good. I'm not a fan of rewriting stuff for the sake of politics, but reading this headline made me smile.

No. 1541541

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One of two of my eyebrow hairs is soo long it keeps dropping down. You know how Leo Deonardo used to have that litttle piece of hair in front of his forehead? That's literally what my eyebrow looks like right now. I need to cut it or pluck it.

No. 1541542

>>1541541
*or not of

No. 1541543

>>1541541
>Leo Deonardo
do you mean Leonardo Dicaprio? kek

No. 1541551

When people try to get schizo and woowoo with me I just get more and more frank. I will fully explain myself and get really detailled and make them pissed that their "shut up and be cowed" tactic didn't work on me. They want to fluster and silence me then when I respond in extremely good faith it rattles their cage

No. 1541555

>>1541543
Opps, lots of typos sorry.

No. 1541569

It's dumb but I always find it weird how "he" is the default and like almost every anonymous space but here. I know it shouldn't bother me but I hate when I write a well thought out post and someone refers to me as male or if someone writes a not well thought out post they're referred to as female. It's weird.

No. 1541570

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>>1541487
not a very interesting photo so sorry to disappoint

No. 1541576

>>1541569
It bothers me too, so I'm referring to everyone in a positive or neutral context as female. Be the change you want to see or something like that

No. 1541587

>>1541259
The hype around Ryan gosling from women is the one thing I never understood. His entire face looks like an actual Easter egg with those face stickers. In fact just seeing those types of "top 20 hottest men" type crap is disappointing enough. Even when Elvis was a thing way back when he should've never been the hot thing. With all the male models who are objectively attractive why on earth do women choose the most inbred looking moids possible

No. 1541591

>>1541587
He also made some vaguely feminist comments back in the day which made him particularly popular among libfems especially.

No. 1541633

>>1541403
I kinda feel the same way. im autistic but i dont have gender dysphoria so i always struggled with "girl talk" because intimidate convos like that are hard for me. even the horny posting threads are hard for me to follow because i have a weird relationship with sex. and this is not me being a NLOG i also cant connect with boys. I have no problem with /m/ because i can just sperg about stuff

No. 1541635

>>1541633
though i want to add that the health related threads on /g/ has been a huge help

No. 1541637

>>1541633
Trust me horny posting thread would weird out most people who aren't sex starved chronically online women who have a porn addiction to fanfiction. You're not weird at all.

No. 1541649

i just spent 3+ hours scrolling through facebook and profiles of people i vaguely remember from high-school or just random friends of friends i-ve heard about…

No. 1541652

>>1541649
well, come on, tell us how fat they've become

No. 1541657

>>1541649
bad idea anon. whenever i do that i get a weird feeling of nostalgia or something adjecent

No. 1541658

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Why does Ariana Grande have so many clones? I just saw picrel, it's only of her clones who has a onlyfans. If I was her I would be scared. They literally want to wear her skin. Even down to an Audrey Hepburn drawing in the back kek.

No. 1541663

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I just need to write 6 more pages of this essay to finish it today, it won't even take that long but I've been sitting mindlessly refreshing websites for hours instead. If I didn't start procrastinating I could already be almost finished by now. Okay after I send this post I'm going to start writing again (for real this time)

No. 1541670

>>1541658
that's creepy' Did she morph grande's face onto her own? or is it make up that is making her look so much like her?

No. 1541671


No. 1541672

Sometimes I wish we had a NSFW board or at least a thread on /m/ or /g/ to post NSFW art.

No. 1541674

>>1541658
ariana's cutesy look appeals to pedo-inclined men so she's profitable to impersonate. also you mostly need the ponytail and then the makeup with winged eyeliner which is straightforward to do.

No. 1541675

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>>1541637
smut counts as porn?

No. 1541690

I appreciate that my bf loves to share but idk if I want to eat the bite of an almond croissant he wrapped in paper towel kept in his coat pocket all day just so I could have some too. He also does it when he goes out to dinner without me he'll be like "babe this was so good, I wanted you to try it too" and it's just two bites in a to-go container kek

No. 1541694

>>1541690
That is so cute but also a little autistic, but mostly cute

No. 1541695

>>1530972
I want it

No. 1541705

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100% momokun

No. 1541709

>>1541690
That's disgusting but adorable at the same time, kinda wish I had a weird kind bf like that

No. 1541711

>>1541690
it's kinda weird but harmless so it loops around and becomes romantic. It's really sweet that he thinks about you trough his day

No. 1541735

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I wish cowbuild hadn't done that dumb shit because all of their CC is so nice and some of it is perfect for the new save file I started

No. 1541741

I have a ton of lolita stuff that I don't wear anymore and could get some good money for, but selling it requires a consistency and speed in communicating, packing and sending that I find extremely hard to maintain. I hate that I'm such a useless dumbass.

No. 1541749

>>1541735
Were they one of the Simmers who put tracking into their DLs?

No. 1541753

>>1541749
Yea they were one of them. They and many of the creators who were using trackers are still making CC, somehow. There are people re-distributing Cowbuilds CC for free and checking it for viruses, but I still don't trust it.

No. 1541759

>>1541753
Just looked. They're still being shady and hiding their shit behind links after EA said that's a big no-no? What the fuck.

No. 1541765

>"-you be on that site willowcocks all the time, non"
>what?
>"willowcocks, that site you said you got a mistake ban from"
>lolcow??
>"yeah that site"
Actual conversation I had with a friend, kek. I'm still teasing her about it

No. 1541770

i feel like the internets trying to make me read the myth of sisyphus, like i now keep seeing 'one must imagine sisyphus happy' as some kind of meme. i had to study l'etranger for my A level french class and i actively loathed it, im sorry but theres no way in hell my fellow zoomers are gonna convince me to read another word of camus. if that means im ignorant then idc

No. 1541780

>>1541765
This sounds bri'ish

No. 1541794

I just threw my pillow up in the air and accidentally knocked some of my popcorn ceiling off. Ooops.

No. 1541795

I want some borsch but it's 4:30 and I have to wait until tomorrow to make it fuck it i want it now

No. 1541796

>>1541795
i looked it up. Is it just sour, or do you make it spicy too?

No. 1541812

>>1541796
I use beets, cabbage, carrots, onion/garlic, tomato paste, dill, bay leaf and sour cream if I have it. I put pepper in it but not too much, the soup itself tastes mostly like vegetables but a little bit sour but not too overpowering. It has some sweetness from the beets and carrots and some spice from the pepper to balance it. Honestly if you want a lazy/easy meal cook it, it costs not much and if you make a big amount it will feed a family of four for three days. It's very filling as well, totally worth it! Get some rye bread or potatoes on the side and you have a perfect meal.

No. 1541813

>>1541812
NTA but this sounds delicious

No. 1541818

>>1541813
It is! Consider trying it nonna, it takes some cutting work and a few hours of boiling but it's very easy/cheap and you can make big batches for days you don't feel like cooking and still want a normal meal

No. 1541819

>>1541176
"I'm flourishing" "my life is so beautiful" "I'm so grateful big things planned" and they spend hours of their day every day trying to shove all of their skeletons back into the closest over and over

No. 1541826

It's midnight and I want to eat a salad so badly but I read eating raw vegetables then sleeping is horrible because they're already tough to digest but also at night your digestion slows down so they just ferment

No. 1541828

>>1541812
Ayrt ahh sorry my posting is glitching hope this one goes through, but i promise to try it and report back

No. 1541845

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I cant believe this exists, wish you could reposition the text though

https://www.barbieselfie.ai/

No. 1541847


No. 1541911

>>1541259
Wait, that's not Nicholas Cage?

No. 1541943

>>1541403
>afab
>identify as female
>iphone namefile
i hate you retard faggot autist fattie newfag snowflake tranny kys
i hope those words were triggering enough for you to get your ass back on tiktok, sperg. If you decide to adapt then welcome!! hiii!!!!

No. 1541996

>>1541943
Nta but this post is..cringy.

No. 1542000

>>1541403
Not liking traditionally girly stuff isn't gender dysphoria dumbass. Even more so considering half of those things discussed there aren't even inherently feminine things, we've just culturally decided they're feminine things. Nature never wanted or intended for women to wear man-made clothing we view as feminine and paint their faces and nails. The zoomer brain rot is real.

No. 1542007

>>1541943
Ayrt and kek I’ve probably been using lolcow since you were a minor. But whatever I’d rather nonnies think I’m a newfag than a moid, I knew I’d get replies like this due to my wording, and knew I’d get YWNBAW replies if I didn’t word it that way.

No. 1542009

I have a pimple right under my lips and it looks like I have fucking herpes

No. 1542017

>>1541943
You sound like an old lady who just found lolcow through uer daughters phone.

No. 1542030

>>1542017
you sound like a retard faggot autist fattie newfag snowflake tranny that got triggered

No. 1542031

>>1542007
You wouldn't get YWNBAW replies for saying you're a woman and not a female xx female genotyped female phenotyped female afab female ovaried uterused female who identifies as a female

No. 1542039

>>1542030
You seem to be the one who's triggered, kek. I'm not the og tranny anon, you're just embarrassing and sound too old to be here.

No. 1542041

>>1542039
Ayrt, I'm not this >>1541943 poster either. You sound like too much of a retard faggot autist fattie newfag snowflake tranny to be here(Infighting)

No. 1542047

>>1542039
>too old to use an imageboard
Go back

No. 1542053

>>1542039
Nta but kek what's the age limit for shitposting

No. 1542056

>>1542053
I think telling a woman to kill herself because you dislike her, which is what anon did at this post >>1541943 is embarrassing as fuck if she's above the age of 18.

No. 1542057

>>1542056
no1curr

No. 1542059

File: 1680788001095.jpg (54.76 KB, 640x640, bruh.jpg)


No. 1542060

>>1542056
this is an imageboard, sorry you are autistic and can only understand irony if i put /s after a sentence, we dont do that here

No. 1542063

>>1542060
ARE YOU SRS OR J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1542064


No. 1542065

>>1542059
He looks more like a corpse than a vampire.

No. 1542067

I just got called a señora(old lady) and it destroyed my day. I know it's petty but i dont give a shit, i am never giving a cent to the fire deparment.

No. 1542069

>>1542060
>i hate you retard faggot autist fattie newfag snowflake tranny kys
This sounds more like you had an autistic ragefit than attempted to be sarcastic.

No. 1542071

>>1542069
Come on, she added in fattie

No. 1542075

>>1542067
KEK nonna I don’t blame you one bit I’d be irritated too

No. 1542084

>>1542069
tha fact that you read all of that word salad and the ''welcome hiii'' at the end and didnt realize it was being obviously sarcasm makes me worry for you, you should book an autism test

No. 1542085

File: 1680789195734.jpg (11.06 KB, 322x315, 1666953535044.jpg)

>>1542075
it's the second time someone called me señora and i am 21, i must be really fucking ugly

No. 1542095

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No. 1542111

File: 1680791196456.png (268.89 KB, 598x435, asdasd.png)


No. 1542121

Whenever I see someone say that Brotish food sucks, people get defensive but I never see English people actually bringing up any dishes to fight the accusations.

No. 1542122

File: 1680791996422.jpg (65.37 KB, 1106x1012, 1664173692247466.jpg)

Randomly remembered a Newgrounds game from when I was little where you kill Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls. It scared me a lot back then. I looked it up today, and it was actually made in 2000. The same person made two other games where you kill the other girls. He called one of them a "slut", and his bio on Newgrounds described his work as "extreme sexiness". I looked up the creator's name, and he's a software engineer who's married with kids. He would've been 15 when he made those games. Moids are fucked up, we really live in a society.

No. 1542125

File: 1680792155374.jpg (29.82 KB, 640x480, 6e5a7a389ed115a02668ae9c1ec2e4…)

Considering making some decent posts on /m/ before making one that will possibly get me banned.

No. 1542126

>>1542125
cute bodoque

No. 1542132

>>1542125
Which thread will the banned post be in, I want to see it happen in real time

No. 1542136


No. 1542137

>>1542125
bodoque mi amor

No. 1542138

>>1542122
i assume all men who are into ppg are lolicons

No. 1542141

File: 1680793258286.png (445.14 KB, 640x800, xvhwwceif5b71.png)

Muslim memes are really funny in an ironic way.

No. 1542142

File: 1680793330875.jpg (115.72 KB, 684x960, 1554681649824.jpg)

>>1542141
i like the goku ones

No. 1542151

File: 1680793952018.png (266.03 KB, 600x439, asdasd.png)


No. 1542155

File: 1680794146267.jpg (418.59 KB, 2048x2016, diamonds are a girl's best fri…)

I feel like if this movie came out today farmers would've tore it to shreds

No. 1542161

>>1542155
It is a pretty shit movie except for marilyn

No. 1542163

>>1542155
who is the painter of this or is this AI?

No. 1542166

>>1542155
Samefag but I for one hope for more movies like this. I love colorful, playful movies that are just for fun and not taking itself too seriously.
>>1542163
Sartorial_E on twitter

No. 1542167

>>1542142
My tinfoil is that muslim dragonball memes are a ploy to convert latin-american moids to Islam.

No. 1542168

>>1542111
>>1542151
someone edit these so it's 2X-tan and elsie

No. 1542169

>>1542168
They wouldn't be fighting though.

No. 1542171

File: 1680794810564.jpg (109.01 KB, 720x522, 1512909370059.jpg)

>>1542167
latam moids would kill themselves if they couldnt ogle at women's ankles everyday on their way to the taco stand

No. 1542172

>>1542169
They could be practicing self-defence against retards

No. 1542174

>>1542171
Okay so, you are telling me that ultimately their conversion to islam would be net positive?

No. 1542176

>>1542174
no, i am saying that if you want anyone to defeat islam it has to be latam moids

No. 1542192

I keep having vivid dreams that I've been posted on lolcow and reading all the really elaborate replies my brain comes up with is pretty funny. maybe i should spend less time on this website.

No. 1542199

>>1542192
I had a dream last night that I was a queen and Frankenstein's monster was chasing me through my castle and trying to kill me.

No. 1542209

File: 1680798305850.jpg (91.67 KB, 831x687, qtpi.jpg)

Post recs for your cutest iron-on and sew-on embroidered patches, sweet noñas

No. 1542225

File: 1680799680234.jpg (132.99 KB, 668x960, CS9eEfbWcAA5a5Y.jpg)

>>1542142
>>1542171
the guy who makes these is actually french and made an entire comic called Dragon Ball Zetla about DBZ characters as deliquents in Montpellier kek. They have different names like iirc Goku is Karim and Vegeta is Samir, and the backgrounds are oddly detailed. I used to follow him as a personal cow of sorts, maybe I should check up on him. Still don't understand why he feels the need to sign his drawings 5 times.

No. 1542272

>>1542225
Celebricow has been banned?

No. 1542283

File: 1680804499330.jpeg (19.48 KB, 570x538, Fl0VqLaaMAAToxg.jpeg)

Haven't posted that much, but i have made a few posts here and there and i thought they were milky, but people ignored them. And i know i shouldn't be that butthurt about it, but i am

No. 1542286

>>1542272
no, why would it be? the last thread is full, and it's always a while between threads cause there's a lot to put in the op each time and i think only a couple of anons make them

No. 1542300

Im not in the market for love right now, but interracial dating is actually kinda hard

No. 1542304

File: 1680807204510.jpeg (138.5 KB, 750x1229, E1C0769E-EBCF-432A-B73D-9075E5…)

>>1542142
Reminded me of pic rel, though this one is probably ironic so not as funny as the complete sincerity of the Muslim memes

No. 1542305

I always thought that bidets were basically mini showerheads and was thinking about how you could possibly masturbate with them if you wanted to, but I just actually googled a bidet and they're not at all like that

No. 1542313

>>1542304
Kek this is somehow kind of cute.

No. 1542335

i just remembered that one rick and morty episode where they travel to some universe that has women living separate from men (women decided that iirc). so women live in a society which is peaceful and advanced and at most have "passive aggressive wars" while men have absolutely destroyed and nuked their society and they live in desolate wasteland acting like rapeape cavemen.

anyways that is the only episode from rick and morty that I partly remember, I guess it was good.

No. 1542337

>>1542335
They wanted their audience to hate that world lmao. I was sitting there waiting for the conflict…

No. 1542338

>>1542336
>rock and mortar
kek

No. 1542345

if i am able to, i think i want to write my undergraduate thesis project on like, final fantasy x or something.

No. 1542356

does anyone even use lite mode or is that button there just for me to click on accident because i have fat fucking fingers

No. 1542371

>>1542356

It is a relic of the past, i used it back in 2015 on my old smartphone

No. 1542381

Just found out John Lydon’s wife, Nora, passed away. She had Alzheimer’s for a few years now and he was her caretaker up until she died. It’s weird because he’s such a publicly known dick, but he’s only ever been with his wife and they’ve been married for decades. It’s kind of fucked how people romanticize Sid and Nancy, meanwhile John’s love for his wife was so pure. Anyway, I was just surprised because I didn’t think men were capable of that kind of love.

No. 1542396

File: 1680821614699.gif (2.55 MB, 320x240, teehee.gif)

I have witnessed glory
>walk into sister's room, sometimes i chat before bed
>she's playing vidya, lucky
>hear some squeaky noise coming from the floor
>it's her phone
>it's her irl boyfriend (former discord couple)
>he's talking in a babyish voice, pitched up
>'nOoO sTaY wAkIeS fOr Me'
>he doesn't realise im in the room
>he's just talking casually about things, normal conversation, except in a baby voice
>he is a full on bearded man with a proper job irl
>i look at my sister
>'nice to see you, goodnight'
>shut the door and WHEEZE
My sister is treated well and I'm happy for her, but DAMN I am never going to forget this

No. 1542403

Thought I was full but I just had to pee

No. 1542415

I just saw the news of a spanish actress who is "both mother and grandmother of a child", she used a surrogate and, the way they explained, I thought they had used her eggs and sperm of her son who already passed away. Thankfully, it was another woman's egg and she is just legally the child's mother while seeing herself as the grandmother. But yeah, something something boymoms and based Spain for not allowing surrogacy, they had to do it in the USA.

No. 1542430

>>1542396
kek I too once caught my sister and her boyfriend talk in cutesy voices to each other. it's kinda sweet tbh

No. 1542476

I literally don't know how to act when I see cerbmin post.

No. 1542478

>>1542430
Damn, so this is just a thing people do? Lmaoo

No. 1542524

File: 1680844117275.jpg (15.83 KB, 170x358, Tim__28HoLV_29.jpg)

This is the worst character in all of made in abyss. He's only 11, but what he does is completely deplorable.
Basically, he's actually from harvest moon. Did you fall for it, nona?

No. 1542525

I literally just woke up but I think I dreamed up a pretty good analogy for troons:
“You can put a pair of sandals next to a pair of Prada heels. You know they’re not the same, I know they’re not the same, everyone can literally see they’re not the same, but if you push that they’re the same thing we will agree just out perplexity of your conviction”
Going back to bed good night nonas

No. 1542546

where is this from? i cannot find the help me find thread

No. 1542553

>>1542546
Koi No Mon

No. 1542555

File: 1680849770754.jpeg (153.11 KB, 1290x1346, IMG_0165.jpeg)

This is making me feel schizophrenic. Is it not just someone standing on tip toes

No. 1542559

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No. 1542565

>>1542553
thanks! it ticks all the boxes in my autism checklist
>early 00s
>otaku culture
>weird japanese humor
i found it on youtube and its pretty fun so far, i like the weird main girl

No. 1542569

>>1542565
>about to get laid
>favourite show is one
>drops the moid and starts singing alongside the opening
literally me

No. 1542580

i miss tacky music so much

No. 1542587

I've smoked before and given it up. I've vaped pens where you refill the liquid yourself and given up. But Elfbars.. they might actually have crack hidden away in them.

No. 1542604

my weird preperiod gut sensations are happening yes i think we got em girls… i'm gonna be menstruating soon yes pms will be over

No. 1542607

I'm on my period and i have cramps but i still decided to make myself a nice cup of real coffee after drinking instant for a long time. I will suffer the consequences for this

No. 1542608

Sitting with my foot in a tub of diluted vinegar hoping it'll get rid of my athlete's foot because the anti-fungal stuff from the pharmacy doesn't work and I don't wanna go see my doctor for something stronger because I was there just a few months ago for a refferal but I didn't end up using the refferal and I don't want her to ask about that also I've downed 2x3 paracetemol for my period cramps and it's not working and I'm out of ibuprofen, but otherwise everything's fine

No. 1542623

>>1542524
kek, I saw it coming from a mile away.

No. 1542628

>>1542085
>>1542067
Grow the fuck up, there's nothing wrong with looking mature

No. 1542642

>>1542628
i dont care if you want to look old and ugly, i dont

No. 1542644

Why do I only ever see these mysterious legal lolis on anonymous social media or in comments? Someone posted again on a local messageboard app that she is 27 but looks 17 and totally wishes she would look more mature.

No. 1542661

>>1540787
He looks so fucking ugly holy shit

No. 1542665

>>1542476
I wish they would reply to more questions tbh.

No. 1542668

>>1542644
Cause they don’t actually look good, I’ve seen these people in the wild on Facebook and you click their profile and they inevitably look their age or older. People who actually look young for their age just live their lives and don’t complain about it. If anything they share amusing anecdotes about being mistaken for being young with their friends but that’s it. Everyone I’ve ever seen randomly bring up a story about them being mistaken for being so young in a public setting has always looked their age or older. I have one friend who genuinely looks a lot younger than she is and she never posts about the many interactions she has with ppl who mistake her for a kid, she just occasionally shares the funnier ones with friends privately.

Meanwhile I know a bunch of people who constantly post about being mistaken for being younger than they are and they literally look their age or older.

No. 1542678

>>1542122
Omg I remember that game Nonna!! It scared the shit out of me as a little kid too, I wonder what the fuck went on in his head. So gross. Why can't moids just be normal?

No. 1542683

File: 1680872947971.jpeg (47.6 KB, 749x390, 12B62788-ECA2-4EC9-A4F2-BE36F5…)

I feel like a lot of the anons here were bullied as kids by being told ‘Haha I heard you have a crush on (the kid in class that’s considered the most repulsive)’ ,anons who were considered the most repulsive kid in class, anons who has to deal with rape threats and sexual harassment from middle school boys, and anons who were asked out as a joke

No. 1542691

>>1542683
>anons who has to deal with rape threats and sexual harassment from middle school boys
Yeah…

No. 1542696

>>1542155
ngl I remember watching this movie years ago and being so bored

No. 1542698

>>1542683
true..what's your point

No. 1542704

File: 1680874396195.jpeg (106.66 KB, 720x910, 61E8D814-BFD2-4E26-9296-CC7CF9…)

>>1542683
Nope, but I was a quiet kid and the only reason I was able to survive and avoid a lot of bullying was because I was very good at art and average looking.


>anons who has to deal with rape threats and sexual harassment from middle school boys

This also isn’t exclusively a farmer thing, just a female thing.

No. 1542706

>>1542683
Correct. So?

No. 1542708

>>1542704
>This also isn’t exclusively a farmer thing, just a female thing
That was absolutely not a thing in my time and place

No. 1542712

>>1542708
Then consider yourself lucky. Teens are fucking animals when the adults outside weren’t looking.

No. 1542715

>>1542712
That doesn't make me think I'm lucky, it makes me think society is degenerating

No. 1542717


>lapis x Jasper fanart on front page

Took me back to 2016 fucking hell
i use to love reading jasper fics KEK

No. 1542719

File: 1680876239673.png (Spoiler Image,80.46 KB, 500x625, jasper.png)

>>1542717
Me too I still like buff women.

No. 1542720

>>1542708
Good for you. I got pinned against a tree and my trousers pulled down and molested by a rugby player in 2004/5 who was the same age as me. It was behind the house of another classmate who is now in jail for creating and distrubting child porn, which he began doing in school in Upper sixth while targeting junior school girls

No. 1542731

File: 1680877644370.jpeg (35.66 KB, 415x739, 730AC6C3-685B-4404-A7C3-07480.…)

>>1542683
Okay and? also I was in sex segregated school so I never dealt with most males outside my family members

No. 1542744

File: 1680878533943.jpg (28.47 KB, 500x375, 263a6078a5a4d928b4bc9c408b4903…)

I was pretty lucky to go to a "selected/elite/whatever school" with mostly girls in my class, as far as I know, no one ever suffered bullying in my class.

No. 1542750

>>1542719
Fanartists made her look so hot. Pity about the original cartoon.

No. 1542775

>>1542708
>>1542715
Uhhh when was "your time"? How old are you? And yeah, we're moving backwards because fascism is on the rise globally but it's not largely to due with muslims or whatever pre-lapserian delusion owed to a small rise in tolerance over the past 30 yrs that many nutty people believe to be the cause

No. 1542780

>>1542775
I'm in my 40s

No. 1542784

>>1542780
Are you the lady from San Fran from a few yrs back that posted the tablet pic?

No. 1542786

>>1542784
No
I'm that lady that grew up in Yugoslavia, I posted about growing up under communism in the communist thread

No. 1542789

>>1542780
I was starting to think I was the oldest farmer around, it's unironically nice to meet someone older than me here.

No. 1542802

>>1542786
Never thought id have an interaction with 40 year old woman from Yugoslavia on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum.

No. 1542803

File: 1680883337826.jpg (37 KB, 563x565, 1671712190457.jpg)

I've tried to quit bras before but I can't go more than a month before I get horrible and extremely painful scabs on my nipples from my shirt rubbing against them and then I have to wear bras again until they heal, rinse and repeat. The scabs hurt so much I can't move without wincing. How do anons do it?

No. 1542806

>>1542803
Maybe bralettes are a good middelroad option for you?

No. 1542808

>>1542803
You can buy silicone nip covers

No. 1542809

>>1542789
Ayrt, There was a woman posting here some years ago who claimed to be in her 50s so I'm probably not even the oldest farmer ever
I myself was so happy to see a 38 yo woman post in the friend finder thread, I am thinking of contacting her when I fix my computer

No. 1542811

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>>1540665
update: it actually came in earlier than it should've. Fuck my entire life I just wanna have sex with my scrote

No. 1542815

my bad but can anyone recommend me channels of 7/10+ level attractive black brit guys that do mukbangs and borderline inhale the food they're eating? just wondering nonnies

>>1542683
one girl tried to bully me but I was too retarded to understand what she was doing so she gave up pretty fast. I think that's my only experience.

No. 1542816

>>1542811
Why even date a guy that won't have period sex?

No. 1542817

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No. 1542820

>>1542816
why would anon want to herself? period blood is fucking stinky and messy

No. 1542821

>>1542803
I feel your pain nonnie. I normally wear a bralette or a cami type item of clothing. I still have to deal with my nipples always being visible through my top though, I might try nipple covers soon or maybe just medical tape. No one ever talks about the realities of not wearing a bra, seemingly it's not as easy as just not wearing one kek.

No. 1542822

>>1542803
I'm not sure if you just have sensitive skin or if there's something wrong with your shirts.

No. 1542823

>>1542816
he doesn't mind, we've done it before, but my period is heavy as fuck and it just makes a mess

No. 1542824

Maybe nonnie should just cut holes in her shirt

No. 1542833

>>1542824
Blop blop blop blop blop blop bloody nips
Nobody likes
Bloody nips!

No. 1542873

File: 1680892230254.jpg (189.85 KB, 1415x1934, disgusted.jpg)

>go on the front page
>immediately see an edited pic of Shayna with shit coming out of her ass
I'm starting to dislike shayfags.

No. 1542877


No. 1542914

File: 1680894999859.jpeg (78.71 KB, 1200x840, bdbmld48xd6fg9v239x3mvh2p646.j…)

Its friday
And its my day
I can't party
Have no energy
Also have no friends
No social life in years..
Everydays just the fuckin same

No. 1542917

craving potatoes right now.

No. 1542949

I hate Chris Watts so much, I am literally afraid to marry a man now, I wish I could kill him with my bare fucking hands.

As for his slut, how the hell did she fuck a married man and 'not know'. Whore. I hope she too feels the burden of the deaths.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6397699/Chris-Watts-mistress-breaks-silence-ahead-sentencing.html

No. 1542966

File: 1680899023285.jpg (77.96 KB, 720x960, e6ae8060c8fbb25f4b6b5daa2a2788…)

there's an Easter hunt going on today in my apartment complex and i found an egg, but my hands were full so i come back downstairs to get it and this old disabled lady asks me if today was the egg hunt and she keeps pressing on like, are you sure it's not on Sunday? at this point it was obvious she watched me spot an egg and was trying to trick me into not touching it till later and so i go back and claim my prize and i watch her in her car as i happily walk back to my room clearly pissed off that i won free candy. she's gona murder me now i just know it and it's making me feel guilty that i found a fucking egg kek

No. 1542971

>>1542966
Mice/rats scare me but this one is cute it is blessed.

No. 1542978

>goes on crystal cafe
>immediately see gif of shit coming out of a guys asshole on the front page
>guy wanking with shit
I'm going to bleach my eyes out

No. 1542980

>>1542555
late but if you watch the trailer, she steps out of the shoes and her foot shape never changes and it looks unnatural

No. 1542982

>>1542978
Shit-kun really did invade all image boards. He was posting poop fetish of his sister in relationship thread today so I think that gif was also posted by him.

No. 1542988

>>1542949
males lie all the time about their relationship status. it's not surprisingly in the least.

No. 1542991

>>1542949
I usually hate mistresses but I disagree, the mistress was the one who called cops on him and he's the one who lied to both women and killed his two kids. A lot of men lie about being divorced amd only living together with kids to cheat, it's not uncommon and you hating on her when he's the one who killed his pregnant wife and two kids is stupid.

No. 1542997

>>1542949
What's up with all these anons calling women whores

No. 1543001

File: 1680903340304.jpg (1.02 MB, 2718x1920, q74Kq4oGY2.jpg)

would you believe me If I told you this is a straight male character who likes curvy women.

No. 1543004

>>1543001
Yeah he’s got a twink bod

No. 1543005

>>1543004
Doubleposting I mean that it’s clearly not a thin woman, the shoulders are too broad

No. 1543006

>>1542642
projecting your insecurities onto random women on the internet ain't gonna make you age backwards, mi ciela

No. 1543011

>>1542642
well apparently you already do. so live it up.

No. 1543013

>>1543001
Yes because I unfortunately read a few chapters of this dog shit manga before.

No. 1543014

>>1542982
>shit-kun is attracted to his sister
2 points on the coomer bingo sheet

No. 1543018


No. 1543019

I am a picky eater and when I don't like something I just say I'm allergic because that is the only way people respect my decisions. It made my life 100% easier.

No. 1543033

File: 1680906456240.png (150.69 KB, 1906x915, what the hell.PNG)

im dead, what in the fresh hell is this and why does etsy allow people to sell this shit like this

No. 1543042

>>1543033
Sounds like hypnosis

No. 1543051

okay can someone link me the Shit stirrers posts? I want to know why I keep hearing about it

No. 1543055

you ever wanna fuck someone so bad you feel like a muppet

No. 1543056

>>1543055
Explain the muppet part

No. 1543059

File: 1680911939513.gif (338.83 KB, 250x250, 9088989.gif)

>>1543056
like this

No. 1543086

>>1543055
They called me a muppet. Do I really look like a Muppet

No. 1543126

You will feel my WRATH unleashed like no other thing of this WORLD. My HATE for you rolls across oceans and plains. I hope you suffer every possible ailment IMAGINABLE because of my HATRED for your every wretched blood cell writhing in your MISERABLE BODY
-a crazy bitch about people they parasocially know. Get on seroquel or something oh my god.

No. 1543127

You will never know real joy that wasnt spawned from hate and misery bitch!!!!! You will never know happiness seperate of obsession and destruction!!!!

No. 1543147

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No. 1543148

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>>1543147
This made me tear up

No. 1543171

nothing humbles me more than being a tall fattychan looking at cute jfashion online kek

No. 1543179

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Trump-chan in the vent thread. I don't expect her to stop posting but is it so hard to integrate, just enough that you don't stand out in every post?

No. 1543191

>>1543147
>>1543148
is this filming for the wicked movie or are they just out and about?

I like Cynthia's look but I really hope she's not starving herself too much, she looked small as hell in that photo with Ariana and I don't think she's naturally that little. Ariana looks scary, I'll think she's miscast as Glinda until I see the actual film kek

No. 1543192

>>1543179
Maybe you should stop searching for Trump in everything! Loser!

No. 1543210

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>>1543086
Some muppets are sexy. I'm pretty sure those clit suction vibes were heavily inspired by these.

No. 1543221

To fall asleep I was watching a video of a guy painting some baseboards, but the brush had tons of paint glopped on it so when he started vigorously brushing it on the wood it sounded like eating pussy. Now I can't go to sleep because I'm horny and want to lick pussy. I HATE BEING AN ANIMAL!!!!!

No. 1543230

>>1543192
KEK nayrt i'm not sure if you are her or you got her typing mannerisms down pat

No. 1543248

Every time.

No. 1543252

>>1543248
we touch

No. 1543255

>>1543252
I get this feeling

No. 1543256

>>1543255
and every time

No. 1543258

>>1543256
we kiss i swear i can fly

No. 1543259

>>1543257
I shit my pants

No. 1543262

I saw cascada at a clubland event and I can tell you she sounds exactly like the single. Thank fuck she lip sang only

No. 1543264

Where's the new celebricows thread?

No. 1543272

>>1543264
We don't need one.

No. 1543329

>>1543006
Nta but how is she projecting when that other anon is the one who got upset about her posts?

No. 1543456

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Would you love me if I was a worm?

No. 1543464


No. 1543470

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>>1543456
If you were a Glo Worm.. yes

No. 1543655

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>cracked ver of civ v no longer works after os update
>every cracked ver i can find online is incompatible
>have to buy it like a fucking victim

No. 1543686

I sent a couple of emails a few days ago and now I just got an automated message telling me that my email wasn't delivered because it was identified as spam.

I'm using Outlook for my email and apparently this is a common thing. It's probably because I've been job hunting and sending emails with common courtesy phrases so it probably identified it as spam. I knew using outlook was a bad idea. Fuck this shit, should have used Gmail instead.

No. 1543704

Book depository is closing down. Damn kids with their phones and their tablets and their tamogotchas and their furbys. They don't even reeead anymore.

No. 1543729

>>1543704
What the fuck? I'm pissed. I've never been able to find books as cheap as there. And I just went to check and my basket that had some stuff sitting in it for a couple of weeks increased in cost by $40 but now I have to actually buy it all instead of waiting for a price drop like normal.

No. 1543736

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I know this hasn't happened recently (afaik) but I never understood why some anons get annoyed over other women not having the same taste in men as them, to the point where occasionally there's hours long arguments about it, or sometimes someone would barge in various husbando threads to pick a fight with everyone. Both real and fictional but it makes even less sense when fictional. It's like debating over ice cream flavors or pizza toppings, it's obviously going to be subjective. Men are basically food yes.

No. 1543738

also just remembered that one anon who claimed she reported other posters as scrotes if she found their husbandos ugly kek.

No. 1543739

>>1543148
Jesus Christ she’s hideously botched

No. 1543740

Is there any sort of website or program that allows to me to "download" someone's entire twitter pics and videos?

No. 1543743

>>1543736
Vanilla is underrated
Mayo is an acceptable pizza topping

No. 1543745

>>1543738
Based.

No. 1543747

>>1543743
>Mayo is an acceptable pizza topping
Wrong but I will allow you to do so.

No. 1543750

>>1543743
ranch is the superior pizza topping

No. 1543771

>>1543743
>hot sauce
>Relish
>strawberry jam
Also goes great with pizza as well

No. 1543772

>>1543771
Nutella

No. 1543800

>>1543771
Next you're going to say that shit and piss are great pizza toppings

No. 1543802

>>1543800
don't give her any ideas

No. 1543804

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bumping cp off front page

No. 1543807

>>1543804
thank you nona

No. 1543808

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i hope you guys have a good easter sunday tomorrow. i have a paper and a presentation i need to finish. but i am still going to enjoy the holiday regardless.

No. 1543828

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No. 1543840

>>1543828
fuck I blinked

No. 1543853


No. 1543913

Can't wait to get my guitar back wo i can pretend to be joni Mitchell. That bitch can change chords like that

No. 1543930

>completely delete the folder and files of my pirated game so I can reinstall it because I couldn't figure out how to update it
>27GB to download so I let it run while I run errands
>come back
>"critical error, program blocked because of antivirus" or some other stupid error message
I'm about to kms. I JUST WANT TO PLAY SIMS!!!!!!!!!!! AVAST YOU WILL PAY!
My drug dealer and cult leader sims, I will see you in 4 hours my darlings…

No. 1543941

I went to an upscale mall looking my best to blend in with the upperclass/richfags and have never felt so self conscious about my own status. When I was browsing through the high-end stores, I was being followed around by employees while asking “do you need help with anything?” Like no bitch/faggot, I just wannabe look at them Ferragamo/Valentino heels, fuck off! I was also trying to browse the Chanel store but one of the employees and a security guard had to watch me like I was sus or something (this never happened the last time I went which was 6 years ago) while they let random people who looked middle class but had money or apparently knew the employees beforehand. What are my true and honest gold ring, NYandCo dress, Steve Madden purse and Ralph Lauren flats not good enough?

I can’t help but feel a little envious but at the same time feel determined to go back to work, figure out how to pay off my student debt so I can go back to school and as much as I don’t want to because I can’t imagine being apart from my baby nephews; quit babysitting.

No. 1543949

>>1543930
Haha nevermind. I was upset for no reason. I just had to let the installer run again and it finished up. I would put a smiley face here if it were so allowed.

No. 1543953

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I'm going to buy 5 coca seeds for 30 euro

No. 1543967

>>1543953
I am going to download this image

No. 1543970

>>1543953
>>1543967
I am going to wish you two the very best in life.

No. 1543981

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AAAAALLLLLLWAYS I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU

No. 1543994

I didn't want to believe the nonny that said Rory Culkin had a small dick but now it's confirm. RIP. also if you're that anon… how did you know please educate us further kek

No. 1543999

>>1543981
AND MAKE BELIIIIIEEEEVE WITH YOU

No. 1544004

I love when I get the urge to masturbate but I end up doing something productive instead. Today, I made a banana cake instead. Good dessert and I don't have to deal with all of the negative feelings that masturbating gives me.

No. 1544010

>>1544004
Masturbation should not give you negative feelings.

No. 1544011

>>1544010
No duh

No. 1544014

>>1543999
AAND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OOOH LOOOOOOVE

No. 1544024

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Has this comparison been done yet

No. 1544025

>>1544024
aWW Man come on

No. 1544026

i am loveable because the next door mcd always give me extra nuggets! every time i go there i get more than what i order

always be pals w mcd workers

No. 1544029

Some northern Ireland accents sound like they learnt to speak from a deaf person. Fuck up

No. 1544030

LOCKING IMMINENT

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No. 1544062

>>1544024
max is so cute though

No. 1544079

new thread >>>/ot/1544074



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