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No. 1108630

previous thread >>>/ot/1099024

No. 1108634

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hahahaha I'M FIRST

No. 1108635

>>1108634
i love hyenas so much

No. 1108638

I’m on my third package of wafer & I shall eat three more ones before bed. I cannot be stopped

No. 1108640

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>>1108635
I love you, nonny!

No. 1108650

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I love this cat

No. 1108654

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No. 1108659

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I love this low resolution cat

No. 1108660

>>1108654
Is this what I’ll see when I die

No. 1108662

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>>1108650
>>1108654
>>1108659
I love these cats too nonnies. I want to share my favorite silly internet cat, too! I love this gif even though he's mean.

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No. 1108682

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No. 1108717

Libras are annoying.

No. 1108719

>>1108717
I never hear anything good or bad about Leos. Why is this? Are they the most boring?

No. 1108720

>>1108719
I hear people complain about leos being self-absorbed pricks all the time though?

No. 1108737

>>1108713
My animal crossing villagers when I fucked up their coffee orders

No. 1108743

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Never forget this man could have been president of the United States

No. 1108747

>>1108743
holy shit it’s you again

No. 1108749

>>1108719
Leos are annoying as fuck when they know they’re Leos
>ooohh look at me! I’m a Leo! Rawr xD I’m such an overachiever! I’m so talented! But I never do anything about what I want to do because I’m too busy talking about how awesome is it like to be a rawr Leo!

No. 1108762

>>1108751
>bought weed from a scrote
>you guiiiize i totally used him!

I really hate anons sometimes

No. 1108765

>>1108749
all signs are patronization…
and i love it

No. 1108769

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Saddest instant noodles ever created.

No. 1108771

>>1108769
you can never go wrong with the maruchun classic orange bag although i personally fine shrimp scrumdiddlyumptious

No. 1108776

>>1108769
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills because everyone else is obsessed with that shit. Why?? It's bland af.

The best migoreng I've had is a $3 frozen meal from a no-name brand, it has a fair bit of veggies mixed in and really thick sauce.

No. 1108784

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"Oh, I feel like this twitter user may actually be a farmer"
>Unironically using they/them for an obvious man as not to ~assume his gendie uwu~
>Saying he's done blackface for portraying a tanned japanese character with a tan.. while being japanese himself
Nevermind lol

No. 1108785

I like music but I'm very out of the culture, I don't know the critics, I still can't understand how Gonzo is respected, the man's a bore. I don't know what magazines carry weight, who's big in music? Idk!

I do however love who I love. And currently I'm really enjoying Crash. I want to talk about it but without mentioning critics and other shit. This album is amazing. Very 80s pop with samples from dance anthems from the 2000s plus very quintessential Charli baby. It's her most polished record yet and I also think a sexy fuck you to the record company she's finally out of her contract. It combines all the good aspects of what makes her charli xcx plus she's only improved her craft. I'm so sad I'm not going to see her live. Her music embodies a whole mood, I'd love to see her perform. She invokes nostalgia but also that you're listening to something fresh. Yet it's also very 90s. She's atmospheric

No. 1108793

>>1108785
crash reminds me of the pop charli I've been missing
I don't get why everyone props up hifn and self titled as her best works, I always preferred true romance and sucker to those eras. also, the tracks from her unreleased album that will never see the light of day. no angel, 5 in the morning and girls night out deserved to be on an album

No. 1108800

Pakianon here, I just wanted to show you all traditional Malakhra wrestling, practiced by the Sindhi people(Pakistan's third largest ethnic group), a usual match involves both wrestlers tying a twisted cloth around the opponent's waist. Each one then holds onto the opponent's waist cloth and tries to throw him to ground, first one to fall loses
I want to hear your thought on it

No. 1108803

>>1108785
I love Crash! Not a single skip and all the songs are on my driving playlist. Wish you could go to her concert. I’m seeing her in April with a friend who only likes How I’m feeling now and Heartbreaks and Earthquakes.
>>1108793
I’ve actually never seen anyone say that self-titled is her best except for Charli herself when she was promoting it. You might like her scrapped 2017 album XCX World if you haven’t heard it yet. Most of the songs from it leaked online awhile ago.

No. 1108805

>>1108803
I haven't gotten the chance to listen to XCX world, so I will in my spare time. Feels like there was a lot of praise for self titled back when it came out, especially from her fans? Maybe I'm conflating it with HIFN? Either way I appreciate her return to form more than her glitchpop era. People can call crash formulaic all they want, it's a fun, catchy little album

No. 1108807

>>1108805
Maybe I’m not remembering right but I lurk Lanaboards for charli news and I feel like I saw more love for Pop 2 and hifn than self titled. That’s a specific annoying part of her fan base though.

No. 1108811

>>1108793
Ayrt and I listened to hifn and it doesn't hit the same anymore. I know I played the shit out of it when it first came out, but who wants to be reminded of lockdown and the guy I was with when forever was released and claws is done so I can't listen to those songs for a while lol.

I love the self titled works I feel like it was long awaited after sucker. The eps are amazing but we knew they weren't full albums so I wasn't satisfied lol. Charli had so many amazing songs and it felt like the same charli that brought out true romance. Crash is just amazing. I've been watching the music videos and they're just so fun. Charli does everything so well. She's so on the nose with how she behaves too, her dances her faces. Omg I just love her

No. 1108813

>>1108803
Have so much fun with your friend! I feel like this album will have so many fans I already hear good ones and beg for you getting so much airtime on the radio. I'm so annoyed Dublin was sold out I'm tempted to see which UK shows still have tickets and maybe do a trip although I said I wouldn't at the time. I just really would love to see her during this specific era

No. 1108818

>>1108811
I gush whenever she says “it’s Charli, baby” in Lipgloss. She sounds so cute in Yuck too, and the chorus of Baby is so perfect for her, especially the version at the end. There’s so many little parts in her songs that make me wanna squeal. God I love her so much too.
>>1108813
I hope you can see her! This will be my first time and I’ve cried to so many concert videos on YouTube that I really cannot believe I’ll be in her presence soon, even though my seat is kinda shitty.

No. 1108823

>>1108630
by the way as op does anyone know if the hairy toy I featured in op has a name? I've seen the fuzzy balls with eyes many times but I don't know if they have a name

No. 1108824

>>1108818
OMG I would die to see baby performed live. To be in a crowd. You better be out of your seat as soon as you hear baby start, do it for me nona

No. 1108827

>>1108824
Trust me I’m going to be tweaking out the whole time, that’s how Charli gets me feeling on my shitty earbuds so imagine what her real life presence will do to me! Really wish you could see her yourself on this tour, but maybe the wait will make it all even better once you finally get to see her

No. 1108859

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Anybody want some hot cocoa?
Anybody got some hot cocoa?

No. 1108866

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>house a mess
>too autistic and overwhelmed to do a deep clean anytime soon
>wrestle with money and weirdness of ordering a maid service
>finally convince myself I work hard and I deserve it and I pay well so it's not exploitation ok
>maid arrives
>she's heavily pregnant
Ohgodohgodoh

No. 1108870

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>>1108823
i found the online store that sells them! im not sure what they're called in english because the entire site is in japanese but here you go:

https://storcosen.handcrafted.jp/

No. 1108872

>>1108866
is this real? what did you do? i mean obviously a pregnant woman working needs the money but even at my worst having a pregnant woman clean my house would absolutely kill me.

No. 1108873

Just accidentally stumbled upon a pedo rabbit hole on pinterest and I want to off myself jesus christ is no website free of pedos?

No. 1108874

Nonnies is anyone interested in a new farmers fashion thread? I loved when the first one was around >>189885 and looking back at it now it’s cool to see how fashion has changed. I’m curious how everyone dresses now

No. 1108875

>>1108874
Do it!

No. 1108877

I'm sad the latest MTF thread reached its limit. The Aquama'am picture fucking kills me. Threads are moving too fast these days

No. 1108880

>>1108870
Each one has it individual names like Oreo, Vanilla, Shoga (ginger), Kabi (Mold), Hokori (Dust)… But it seems the species are called "Kousen" (光線) which means light ray. They are super cute though!

No. 1108881

>>1108880
Samefag: I read the description and it seems like the artist actually just calls them "Ke" (hair), kousen I guess is just their company.

No. 1108884

>>1108880
>>1108881
neat! i also found the artists twitter profile and her site:

https://www.co-sen.art/
https://twitter.com/co__sen

No. 1108888

>>1108875
I’ve never made a thread I’m mostly just a shy lurker! But if other people are interested then I might, or if someone else would like to then I’d love that even more

No. 1108912

>>1108872
She seems quite mobile and not uncomfortable doing tasks, and she obviously felt up to it and wants the job, so I am just hiding in the corner of my flat with headphones on staring at my laptop. I told her a hundred times she is free to take breaks and sit down or help herself to any food or tea she likes. She's just carrying on and seems unbothered but I am mortified and might go work at a coffee shop because I can't bare this, even though the service says they recommend you to stay in the house if you can, idk if I can bare a whole day of this

No. 1108917

>>1108912
I had work done on my house last year and it involved every room (heating system updates) I was always finding excuses to just leave the house to not be under their feet. Sitting at home doing fuck all while someone is working in front of you feels uncomfortable

No. 1108928

>>1108888
Those digits support you nonnie! I do, too.

No. 1108943

i have a ms teams interview in about 10 mins. i am so scared nonas

No. 1109011

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heh i've been noticing more anons reposting reaction images i used lately. not complaining i just find it interesting

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No. 1109032

>>1108943
How did the meeting go??

No. 1109049

I had a friend in elementary school who told me that she never wore the same outfit twice and I think about that a lot. We're not friends anymore but I wonder if she still does that shit. I think it's stupid as fuck. When I find an outfit combo I like, I wear it like once a week until I get bored of it.

No. 1109076

>>1109049
I regularly wear my outfits twice a week (yes they're clean). Clothes are meant to be worn, the pressure to wear an unique outfit every day is stupid, fuck that shit.

No. 1109089

omg who is the cutey in the thread pic? like srsly I want one

No. 1109090

same non nvm my computer stopped glitching and I could scroll up and see

No. 1109093

Uhhh….

No. 1109097

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man I haven’t been on here in weeks I think? days? and this feels so nostalgic to me

No. 1109117

I also wanted to show you all traditional Malakhra wrestling, practiced by the Sindhi people, a usual match involves both wrestlers tying a twisted cloth around the opponent's waist. Each one then holds onto the opponent's waist cloth and tries to throw him to ground, first one to fall loses, when one opponent has another in a clinch, the one in the clinch is allowed to use headbutts
I want to hear your thought on it

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>>1109011
we only use reaction pics now
if you don't use anime reaction pix or any reaction pix u r lame

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No. 1109191

>>1109117
my only thought is that I don't want to see chubby men wrestling. or men wrestling in general. or any wrestling for that matter.

No. 1109243

This is the cringiest shit I've seen this week

No. 1109255

>>1109011
oh fuck he kinda cute in this pic

No. 1109260

There's some dude in my town who's well known for being a creepy stalker. He gives me "rapist" vibes so I've been stalking him digitally for two years, noting how many women have had to call the police on him to have him physically removed from their houses after he's forced his way in.
He just shared to his stories that his "worst trait" is being too honest and clearing his throat too much. It makes me want to travel to him with a gun. He could definitely have a thread here, he's been trying to be a youtuber for a decade now and is finally breaking into triple-digit views. I seriously hope he dies.

No. 1109294

This very dumb, but I'm 31 and feel kinda smug whenever I see the "after 28 your body just breaks down!!!" meme. I mostly see it on Twitter. I can still eat anything I want without issue, and don't have any chronic pain. I am not a health nut in any sense but I feel the same as I have always felt, physically? I don't know if I just lucky or these people are fucked.

No. 1109296

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Everyday I am reminded of the fact there are actual people on this site and beyond who unironically simp for ezra miller, adam driver and now paul dano

No. 1109302

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I'm excited to talk to a new friend more but I don't want to text back too fast and scare her away plus she'd figure I have no fucking life

No. 1109397

I just had the most random realization, I never shipped two guys together, I just had a sadism kink when I was a teen. With women I wish for their wholesome happiness together, dunno if I just can't put myself in the shoes of gay guys or something but I don't care for them.

No. 1109399

>>1109397
Actually lemme correct myself I do have one homo ship, Aziraphael and Crowley. In other stuff it seems so forced.

No. 1109412

>>1109296
The other two have a niche fanbase but ezra actually uses to be seen as attractive by the general public. Why are you surprised.

No. 1109416

Drinking out of a hose is the best thing ever, but I don't think I could ever do that today. Imagine all the stuff in a hose…ewugh.

No. 1109418

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The anniversary of my moms death is close. I didn't sleep lastnight. Had the day off today and no plans. I bought myself a 'scruff a luv' and spent a few hours soaking it, fluffing it up, meticulously trimming it, drying it, refluffing. A few months ago I would've just drank myself stupid. I think I prefer going retard mode instead of alco mode on days like this.

No. 1109419

My favorite artist for the past decade has been a cover singer. He sometimes uploads songs and then takes them down some time later, just to upload the exact cover some months or even years later again. He doesn't outright treat it as a new upload, but he also isn't saying it's a re-up. I find this kinda weird. What's your mission? What is it that you are planning? I'm glad I finally got a full-version of insert song (a lot of the times the previously uploaded version was just a short 1:30 cover), sure, but why not simply keep it uploaded? Is he dying and wants to hide this fact by uploading stuff normally?

No. 1109422

>>1109418
I'm sorry, nonnie. My heart goes out to you. I'm glad you are focusing on something creative and calming instead of alcohol! What color is the scruff a luv, is it rainbow like picrel?

No. 1109423

>>1109419
Probably just insecure and/or discontent with his stuff and can't decide wether to keep it up or not

No. 1109427

>>1109422
Thanks anon. Yeah I got the rainbow dog, after trimming it so much the colours are more vivid so it's gayer looking than in the pic.

No. 1109429

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>>1109422
ntayrt but they come in a variety of animals. they come default as junkyard pets and your job to restore them, wash them, and clean their fur. it's a really wholesome concept

No. 1109443

>>1109429
>>1109427
Wow they sound cool as hell, I would have been OBSESSED with them as a little kid … now I kinda want one

No. 1109444

>>1109418
>>1109427
Anon, my sincere condolences. I think it's amazing that you've found a better way to cope, that's a really cute concept for a toy. I hope you're feeling a bit better. What's your gay dog name?

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>>1109443
They have lil versions of em that are like keychain sized too, it's easier to get them ones fluffy and nice looking.

I remember years ago the full sized ones were big at xmas and people weren't willing or aware of the fact that you need to set some time aside if you want it to turn out well. There was articles in the newspapers over them lol

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I’ve been reading through old kpop threads and damn i wish i was here when i was into kpop i would have a blast

No. 1109466

>>1109444
Tbh I'll take gay name suggestions if anyone has one.

No. 1109474

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I just found a webforum about columbine and school shootings and 3 of the forum members have committed acts of murder jfc. I guess TC is interesting but I thought webforums like these died out a decade ago

No. 1109478

>>1109466
If it’s a boy, Fabricio, if it’s a girl, Jimena.

No. 1109488

>>1109474
come on, you can say the name. it's not like it's super hidden. also kekd at it having a body count, but i mean kiwifarms also does

No. 1109489

Kanye is such a piece of shit, I filter every man that listens to him or shitty metal/xcore bands that hate women.

No. 1109496

>>1109488
Lolcow body count when?

No. 1109497

>>1109489
music taste is always so telling in moids, is a great way to avoid psychos.

No. 1109500

>>1109489
I saw a guy wearing a jacket with marilyn manson plastered across the back of it today. Rapecoat.

No. 1109510

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should i make some tea for myself? if so green or english breakfast tea? those are the only two i have

No. 1109511

>>1109489
same and also with the anons from a certain thread who defend him

No. 1109527

>>1109500
>rapecoat
I'm stealing this. Moids wearing rapemerch belong on the cross.

No. 1109529

What music taste would give off red flags in moids and what would give you green flags in moids

No. 1109538

>>1109510
>If it's before 1pm where you live
english breakfast

>If it's after 1pm where you live

green

No. 1109542

>>1109529
That's a good question, I legit have no idea tho. My husband loves UK-Hardcore and he is the only man who I respect on this planet, he's very kind, attentive, protective and manages my BPD ass so… I don't know nona…
Metal in general is a red flag tho.

No. 1109544

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Someone stop me from buying these

No. 1109547

>>1109542
My sister's male friends, albeit a decade older than I am, are/were metal fans and they're pretty chill. I guess it depends the genre of metal and how much you're into it.

No. 1109552

It's my birthday and I got a towel as a present. It's a huge, hotel type of towel but wow, am I old.

No. 1109555

>>1109011
I always re-name reaction pics I find off of here because I'm petty and don't wanna give anons the satisfaction. I also don't want anons to know that I got the majority of my reaction pics from here, but let's ignore that-

No. 1109559

>>1109555
Weird, when I save images off of here it saves as a bunch of random numbers and not the filename

No. 1109570

>>1109559
That's what they do for me too, but that's how you know they're from lolcow.

No. 1109578

>>1109529
Red flag: uber edgy meme bands like rammstein, anything that insults women or glorifies violence, also avoid any wannabe music snob
Green flag: progressive rock, pop and rock classics like boney M, ABBA and Queen, likes listening to music together with you and vibing

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>>1109578
>prog rock listed as green flag
Based. I agree that classics are green flags, like dad rock

No. 1109626

I miss them.

No. 1109629

>>1109626
I also wanna add how thankful I am these videos still exist almost a decade later even though it's a Japanese band. I was obsessed with their lives when I was like 13, and I'm still sad we never got a live version of namida nante mishite yannai (at least none that I know of…)

No. 1109691

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Natsuki Takaya looks like Michael Jackson a little bit

No. 1109696

>>1109578
… i like rammstein…

No. 1109702

>>1109578
I like the bands from the green and red flag category …

No. 1109703

>>1109696
Me too nonna, I wasn't even aware that Rammstein is considered an edgy meme band by some

No. 1109723

>>1109703
Are you joking anon

No. 1109749

>>1109703
>>1109696
Rammstein is misogynist and violent even for edgy rock music.

>>1109542
Metal is hit or miss. Some of the nicest guys I've met have been into metal but so have some of the biggest assholes. Alt things in general are like that ime

No. 1109753

I hope I find a new Nigel. It's stupid, love hurts but I'm so bored. Even if it's only drama, I just want someone to distract me from life. I don't even miss him, I just want someone to fill that hole. I just want to feel something.

No. 1109756

>>1109529
Men 25-40 who listen to shit like flogging molly and dropkick murphys. They make being irish 80% of their personality despite being white mutts

No. 1109759

>>1109544
I hope you bought them

No. 1109761

>>1109756
Any person who makes being Irish their whole identity despite being mutts are a red flag just because they are so fucking annoying to be around
>MUH CLAN
>MUH IRA
>MUH BEER
>DONT TALK ABOUT LEPRUCHAUNS THAT IS OFFENSIVE
>MUH PURE BACKSTORY AND HERITAGE
>MUH FAMILY CREST
>MUH NAMING MY CHILD SCCNCNBGBGBHN AND CVVNVVBBH

No. 1109767

>>1109761
Dont forget
> muh potato famine
> we were indentured slaves too!

No. 1109769

>>1109761
>MSCCNCNBGBGBHN AND CVVNVVBBH

lmao

No. 1109772

>>1109761
My middle aged male cousin has a Scottish last name and has made that his whole identity. Not like he’s actually Scottish, just some distant ancestry, but that doesn’t stop him. His daily uniform consists of combat boots, a kilt, and an XxXx_L33T_G4MR_xXxX t-shirt tucked into it, which is a feat in and of itself considering the size of his muffin top.
When he started dressing like that we all thought he’d snap out of it quickly enough but it’s been a good 10 years now with no sign of stopping.

No. 1109778

>>1108784
I hate when I think I found a farmer/sane person and then I'm completely wrong kek

No. 1109779

>>1109255
I never really got how people find Reigen hot tbh but he has a whole legion

No. 1109782

>>1109691
I love Fruits Basket.

No. 1109784

When I'm walking down the street and there's no one in sight I talk to myself out loud. I wonder how many people have heard me ramble like a schizo because I didn't know they were there.

No. 1109786

>>1109784
Don't worry, with all the wireless earbuds everyone's playing "schizo or in a call" anyways

No. 1109789

>>1109786
kek that's what I tell myself when I notice someone close enough to hear me. Sometimes I'll just pretend I'm recording an audio.

No. 1109790

>gets invited to deez cord server
>sees someone with pfp of the same person
>prog fan detected
>mentions it
>"wow that's crazy
Men are incapable of holding a conversation.

No. 1109797

>>1109790
He also has a stupid looking youtube channel

No. 1109800

I swear the scrote fitness/bodybuilding community on youtube is one of the most drama-filled online communities ever.

No. 1109801

>>1109800
im intrigued

No. 1109803

I have eczema in my ear and when I looked inside I saw I had a few scabs in there. It probably should have been gross but it reminded me of my cat and how she has a few scabs in her ear from scratching. We are the same <3

No. 1109903

I feel like it's my duty to adopt a pigeon one day because of what we did to them.

No. 1109905

>>1109903
Honestly I feel the same way sometimes.

No. 1109909

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>>1109903
>what we did to them

Did we war them

No. 1109911

>>1109909
Domesticated them, abandoned them, now treat them like pests

No. 1109931

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FUCK I wish I had an OCfag friend to draw and create OC's with!!! aaahhhhhhh!

No. 1109944

>>1109931
same anon… tell me about your ocs, do you prefer fantasy or realistic? i have a lot of sci fi ocs at the moment

No. 1109950

>>1109944
Mostly realistic and historical but I also love adding fantasy and other supernatural elements. I used to have lots of sci-fi characters too!

No. 1109954

>>1109931
I love ocs

No. 1109961

>>1109931
I can be that friend!
What's your favorite OC that you've made?

No. 1109968

>>1109931
tell us about your ocs anon!

No. 1109970

>>1109911
Humans did the same shit with pigeons. It's really sad

No. 1109978

>>1109970
That's who we're talking about, anon

No. 1109982

I had my first indirect kiss today

No. 1109986

>>1109982
How did that happen?

No. 1109992

>>1109986
I stole his water bottle while he was turned away and took a gulp

No. 1109998

>>1109992
wow anon without his consent? basically assaulted him

No. 1110053

File: 1648182607407.gif (1.96 MB, 320x180, monkey-alcohol.gif)

>>1109992
Once for this school function we were having outside I forgot to bring drink and it was hot as hell so I stole sips of random classmates drinks the whole time. It was kinda gross but before covid so I didn't get the coof or mono or anything. The most promiscuous activity I ever did

No. 1110061

i'm not gonna lie, i think my natural scent is nice. anyone (especially stinky, unworthy men) would be very lucky to huff my neck.

No. 1110078

>>1110053
You’re nuts and I can’t stop giggling at this

No. 1110314

What even is retro anymore?
Callbacks and revivals to previous decades happen constantly. The 80s, 90s, and 2000s refuse to die. Barfy 70s colors and patterns were in a few years ago, and fast food brands are going back to their 90s logos, some even earlier. Now we're getting late 2000s throwbacks. Every style is just a rehash of a previous decade. I know that was happening well before these time periods, but it seems everything has become more blurred. Maybe I'm just jaded, but I feel retro has totally lost its meaning.

No. 1110360

>>1110314
Youre not wrong.
Fashion is cyclical, and usually follows a 20 year rule
90s copied 70s fashion
Late 2000s copied glam metal/ neon fashion with emo and alt scenes
Mid-late 2010s followed the grunge look

With that being said, thanks to tik tok and fast fashion brands like shein, the fashion cycle is happening alot faster than its supposed to. Litas are now considered retro, even we were still wearing them like 7 years ago. Lowrider jeans are back in style, but 5 years ago they were still a style option at pacsun and american eagle

No. 1110363

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>>1110314
This has been going on forever, it's how fashion works, they take elements of a previous trend and alter it a bit. E.g: the Empire-silhouette of the 19th century was inspired by the ancient Greek chiton tunics

No. 1110374

>>1110360
I feel like a dumbass, I'm just now putting together the glam rock inspiration for scene but you're totally right kek. Funny too cuz I remember my sisters suddenly being into 80s music and wearing kids hair clips before moving onto pop rock. This was a small period before scene fashion really blew up, it was almost like scene lite. No idea what to call it.

No. 1110382

>>1110374
Oldfag here. I remember this period of time. My friends would buy bootcut jeans and have to sew them into skinny jeans. Also we all stole our mothers wet n wild eyeliner pencils in an attempt to make a smokey eye look.

No. 1110426

I want to overcome my executive dysfunction and my lack of routines and I swung from doing nothing to egregiously planning everything. I put activities I want to make a habit out of into groups and dedicate these groups to specific days of the week. I'm thinking of color-coding them too in my planner

No. 1110436

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No. 1110505

TIL Giancarlo Esposito is black. And Italian. The fuck.

No. 1110509

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>>1110505
? What in the fuck did you think he was

No. 1110510

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>>1110505
Uhh…are you just surprised because of his name? I'm a little confused by this post lol.

No. 1110524

I really hate when anons say they became insecure of certain features that they have because of this site. Farmers will open positivity threads for the most plain (or even ugly, depending on who you ask) men on earth. Please do not let any posts here make you feel insecure about how you look, and if they do, just go on /g/ or /m/ and look at any of the many threads about men.

No. 1110527

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Waking up angry I am going to fight today

No. 1110528

>>1110519
One post on PULL making fun about Venus tilting her head back all the way when drinking something out of a can made me insecure about my way of drinking out of cans because I drink it the same way. And now I don't know how to drink out of cans.

No. 1110537

>>1110524
how is that meant to be comforting? beauty standards for men are nonexistent, but extremely high for women.

No. 1110539

>>1110528
When we look at a cow or someone we dislike, we pick at their flaws. I'm sure no one would've noticed it on you.

No. 1110540

>>1110528
anon snap out of it!! tilt your head back, gurgle if you like! spit it is far as you can! go crazyy

No. 1110541

>>1110524
I'm willing to bet that the people who unashamedly post ugly men they find attractive on /g/ and those who can't stop nitpicking women's (and obviously, men's) appearance are two different groups of people. After all, the latter won't stop shaming the former for their tastes, calling them mentally ill pick-mes, and even worse things because apparently liking ugly people is "wrong", so it's very likely that this results in many anons becoming both insecure about their tastes, and overly self-conscious about their own physical flaws (and other women's).
Thinking all the time in black-and-white terms of "ugly" and "beautiful" is unhealthy, and many people here are obsessed with appearance.

No. 1110542

>>1110537
This is scrote-think. Men like to pretend they only go for super beautiful women but fall for average women and date them just fine unless they're pornsick or incels.

No. 1110551

>>1110541
>the latter won't stop shaming the former for their tastes, calling them mentally ill pick-mes, and even worse things because apparently liking ugly people is "wrong"
I actually don't think there's anything wrong with liking ugly people, like what you like. I think my point flew over your head.

No. 1110553

>>1110542
>pornsick or incels
So all men then

No. 1110556

>>1110541
I believe women who like ugly men are mentally ill, I've known some women like that irl and they're very insecure and think they're special for giving failed males a chance. Though I myself am attracted to ""unattractive"" women but even the ugliest woman is more beautiful than the average moid so that's different. Also unattractive women don't tend to be mentally ill or have incel tendencies while men do so.

No. 1110557

Entered the gossip stage with my new friends.

No. 1110560

>>1110542
ayrt, that has nothing to do with what i said.

No. 1110569

>>1110556
that or they've fallen for the misconception that ugly moids are going to treat them better than hot moids will when that couldn't be further from the truth. if you're even a little bit more attractive than them it'll inflate their ego and they start cheating and being overly entitled. it's just not worth it, scrotes are already a pain no matter what so you may as well go for the hot ones

No. 1110572

>>1110556
It depends on what you mean by "ugly" or "unattractive". It's hard to tell when people here nitpick other people's appearance so much and the slightest "flaw" automatically means "unbearably ugly" for some pretty vocal posters.
I do believe that there are women who exclusively go for the most hideous men they can find and they stuffer from extremely low confidence or some mental illness. But for example, liking a plain and average man is not the same, yet those would be called "ugly" by some. And sometimes you'll see the same thing happen with women here. It's really confusing, and I'm sure some anons start to doubt themselves because of that.

No. 1110575

>>1110572
Yeah I don't mean average men. I've had girls irl tell me they only went for ugly men and they really did date unwashed men who had recessed jaws and overally very ugly features combined with shitty hygiene and health.

No. 1110576

Gender neutral clothes are just couple clothes but with a higher price tag because it’s ~“inclusive”~.

No. 1110578

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today was awful but this cute pin is on the way and i’m going to put it on my bag and make men seethe

No. 1110579

>>1110576
What do you mean by this? Do you share clothes with your bf?

No. 1110584

>>1110575
Yes yes I believe you. I just mentioned that because it might be related to why some people here start to feel insecure about their features. It's like they start to think "am I ugly too? Do people in real life notice this easily?"

No. 1110587

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>>1110579
Literally couple outfits. Have you never gotten matching shit with your bf/gf? That’s what gender neutral clothes are.

No. 1110589

>>1109749
unfortunate
REISE REISE SEEMANN REISE

No. 1110600

>>1110587
No that's the corniest thing I've ever heard. But also cute

No. 1110612

Am I imagining things or does cp and gore get posted at particular times here? When I get onto lolcow in the morning I always just miss it because I see bump warnings when I get on.

No. 1110615

>>1110612
Someone said it was a bot posting it so yes.

No. 1110617

>>1110612
It appears to happen around the same time that CC gets/used to get spammed, too.

No. 1110644

>didn't browse 4chan for a few months
>check threads for yume/BL games
yeah I'm pretty sure now that this is all autistic gay men posting, I gave it the benefit of doubt that women are trying hard to integrate, but the tastes there are full homo

No. 1110648

I wish more people would post in /m/, the old threads are gone but there are new ones, let's make it more lively!

No. 1110649

>>1110648
I would, but retarded infighting was a huge turnoff for me.

No. 1110652

>>1110648
i'm honestly still heartbroken we have to rebuild because admin can't be assed to help us. in general i've been visiting lc a lot less since the bunker threads

No. 1110653

>>1110649
/ot/ has way more of that.

No. 1110657

>>1110615
>>1110617
Ah that makes sense. I knew I wasn't imagining it

No. 1110747

>>1110578
I'm with you on that girl!

No. 1110787

>>1110575
what category would men who are generally average looking with 1 or 2 unconventional features (and some cases a blend of both conventional and unconventional features) fall into, that's usually where my tastes gravitates towards

No. 1110866

>>1110524
What about the "women shilled as attractive that you find ugly" thread? If anons find those celebrities ugly then how do they feel about other women with those features

No. 1110876

>>1110866
Even more of a reason to not let any posts here make you feel bad. A lot of the women in that thread are more attractive than some of the men that get posted in /g/.
I'm just saying this because it makes me very sad when I see someone say they don't like one of their features because of stuff they read here.

No. 1110881

>>1110866
I think anons overstate how ugly they find those women. imo that thread is more of a 'give your 2c/unpopular opinion' rather than a passionate, hateful takedown of their looks. I find that whenever I comment on a celebs appearance (good or bad), it's less because I'm very concerned with their appearance and more because I feel like expressing an alternative opinion that just happens to be about their looks.

No. 1110918

>>1110787
i just realized i forgot to frame this as a question lol. i'm not posting examples tho.

No. 1110953

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no more Italian food

hand over the swedish meatballs

No. 1110967

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>>1109903
Why, because we build the perfect environment for them to live in and have helped them spread around the world?

No. 1110969

>>1110787
Average, imo, average people have a mix of good bad and average features with none overpowering others. In my post, I meant the men who are born ugly but also don't ever do anything to improve their looks but act all smug and demand to get women, which they do because they trick girls into thinking about they're better since there ugly or they're the best the girl can get.

No. 1110984

My cat thinks her name is Miss Butter Ball because I call her that more than her actual name. Love to see it

No. 1111069

some days of the month i worry i'm going to get fired because something i did is not up to the directors liking but at the same time i feel that if they fire me then they fire me oh well

No. 1111094

>>1109978
My bad, I thought it was about emus lol

No. 1111097

>>1110953
cats hsouldn't have swedish cood it's bad for them.

No. 1111099

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Why am I such a beautiful, delicate flower? I can’t drink too much coffee or tea because my heart will go nuts and I will feel like fucking fainting. Kill me.

No. 1111106

>>1111099
Kekk I can't drink too much coffee or I will absolutely shit myself

No. 1111115

Name your favorite music artist. Now. There's a 95% chance I haven't listened to them.

No. 1111118

I hate getting giftcards as a present. Not for the lack of thought put into the gift (they're convenient and free money is better than no gift) but I am just a gift card hoarder. I hoard them like crazy. My retarded squirrel brain thinks "if I run out of money then I'll at least have this stashed away for emergencies!" The same thinking applies to my credit card rewards too. Never mind that I usually keep a decent amount of cushion in my checkings so I can purchase with little worry, never mind that I have a decent sized emergency fund, along with two other savings accounts at other banks in case I somehow blow through my emergency fund, and a retirement account that I could dip into if shit really hits the fan. I've got safety net after safety net and at the bottom of it all is… gift cards/credit card rewards?

As a young teen, when I used to get an allowance, I'd frequently think "ah fuck if I hadn't spent that $20 then I could have it now!" but I never think that when I buy things now, because I'm a working adult with a wage and disposable income. But I always have the thought when it comes to spending the money on gift cards. I usually end up using my own money instead of just applying the stupid gift card!! Money is made to be spent and I will indulge in an impulse purchase with little regret but I just. Hold onto gift cards like my life depends on it. How the fuck do I stop being so retarded?? Are any other nonas like this?

No. 1111122

>>1111115
Epik High/Tablo, they have some english songs

No. 1111143

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Hahaha imagine not having pillows and a blanket & being homeless & bitchy and holier than thou, making sex tapes with strangers despite being a signed ""model"" hahaha couldn't b me

No. 1111151

i think a moid should stop watching porn once he dates someone but if he watches porn when hes single then idgaf

No. 1111155

>>1111151
But what about the erectile dysfunction? It doesn't just go away, right?

No. 1111200

>>1111111
Posting this so I can click the link and see it.

No. 1111205

>>1111200
Wasted GET

No. 1111212

>>1111200
Nobody even noticed, rip

No. 1111214

>>1111155
>>1111151
And what about the women who are being raped and abused and exploited in the porn he's watching? That shit's way worse than ED and pseudo cheating tbh.

No. 1111215

>>1111200
thanks breh i was wonderin myself

No. 1111223

>>1111151
there is no excuse to watching porn once a man is fully completed with puberty. its just shameful at that point

No. 1111234

>>1111155
anon id never date a moid with an ED

No. 1111252

>>1111214
>>1111223
NTA but I think the point at which it becomes truly inexcusable is when he learns about what really happens in the porn industry. Plenty of moids (and also women tbf) don't know that porn actresses don't just do porn "out of their own free will". We as a society are often brainwashed by the industry to think that it's perfectly normal and totally a good thing for porn to exist, and that every does what they do because they're free to do so (as opposed to being influenced into doing things that harm them, because obviously we don't exist in a fucking vacuum, but not many people realize that). Of course, this brainwashing targets men more because it's mostly women being exploited in porn, so women see through the bullshit more often, and men's brains are controlled by their dicks so they're too stupid and lack too much self-control to realize the truth and oppose the creation and consumption of porn out of genuine compassion. They're also more selfish which is why they will often quit porn ONLY when it breaks their dick.

So, in other words, if he refuses to quit porn after he learns the truth, then you'll know two things: that he values his pp feelings over the suffering and exploitation of millions of women and children, and that he's a misogynist.


Sorry for reposting, I'm a retarded phoneposter

>>1111234
>>1111155
NTA either but I'd rather date a guy with an ED and low sex drive than one who still watches porn and masturbates regularly lmao

No. 1111267

>>1111252
How about neither? Moids with an ED are damaged and porn addicts are a no go

No. 1111269

>>1111214
She doesn't care and probably feels jealous/thinks they live a glamorous life of money for getting fucked lol

No. 1111302

>>1111252
totally hundred percent in agreement with what you posted especially rather e.d. than porn addict simply for the fact they may have higher iq, furthermore i would rather teens watch porn rather than dozens of teen pregnancies that go wrong. i mean if teen pregnancies go right then more power to them

No. 1111306

>>1111267
i dont think you get it. eitherr you watch porn or you dont and once you enter the dont watch realm, like i am right now you understand its only so long until you give in lmao. however for the people reading and care, abstain as long as possible. more power to ya.

No. 1111314

>>1111302
>furthermore i would rather teens watch porn rather than dozens of teen pregnancies that go wrong
This just indicates that you didn't read the anon's post at all lol

No. 1111315

>>1111314
lol your right i just post off topic shit lmao this is ot

No. 1111320

>>1111315
Can you go back to Twitter

No. 1111397

i can't tell which one is supposed to be shayna in her new thread pic

No. 1111499

>>1111306
Nta but it's pretty easy not to give in, (although I always found porn gross to begin with tbh) decades and centuries ago people got off without it.

No. 1111515

>>1111306
>once you enter the dont watch realm, like i am right now you understand its only so long until you give in
Speak for yourself the fuck lmao

No. 1111639

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Why must trannies ruin everything they put their disgusting little hands on

No. 1111647

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Meanwhile, in the uk

No. 1111649

>>1111647
The pit lobbyists at it again

No. 1111654

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>>1111647
Samefag

No. 1111695

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years ago back when i ran in kinnie circles there was this one girl claiming to be the irl zack satsuten who typed everythin wif a dumbass fuckin accent an shut tha fuck down anybody talkin shit cos she jus types how she talks, ya geddit idiot?!!? that shit was hilarious and i wish id had the chance to befriend her but i was friends with a different zack kin at the time and brooklyn!zack hated doubles. iirc she already had her ray canonmate as well so there was no room for me among her mutuals, lest i become a home wrecker. i wonder what happened to her and if she's still playing pretend on the internet in her mid 20s?
sidenote but satsuten was a really fun game, i liked it a lot when i was a psychotic suicidal terminally online high school dropout. yes I was being abused irl but what a fun time. if you like rpgmaker horror games definitely check it out

No. 1111768

i downloaded this mobile mmorpg i used to play just to see how it would feel on my new phone. class that used to have the title ''loli'' was changed to ''girl''. good for them

No. 1111914

>>1111654
>>1111647
I fucking hate Chihuahuas, one bit me in the leg and it left an ugly scar on my calf that is going to be there forever. I was still very little, my mom told me it wouldn't hurt me despite it barking a lot and not being chained like usual. I fainted when it happened, next thing I remember was waking up laying on the couch at home, getting my wound treated.
Anyway, yeah, that was some trauma.

No. 1111916

>>1111768
I don't know since I try to stay away from the disgusting broader anime fandom as much as possible, but have people stopped calling every anime little girl "loli"? I remember how common that was. Gross.

No. 1111926

>>1111916
i don't know, i'm same as you in the sense that i don't follow the mainstream animeys. this game was unique to me because it has a cyber-ish/sci fi setting and aesthetic which made me drawn to the game. i was a mostly female club as well which was a nice chill community since most players were toxic whales. the discussion over the "lolis" was common in our club, most people were uncomfortable with the pedo undertones, but some of us were just girls who thought the smaller anime looking characters were cuter. the female ones are taller and have more human proportions. basically we just agreed to disagree on the general use of those characters but everyone thought it was creepy when guys used the "loli" models. hope that sheds some light.

No. 1111956

I can't believe the official French police/gendarmerie twitter posted One Piece spoilers from a chapter that wasn't even legally published yet. To tell people they're recruiting. I need to get the fuck out of this weaboo country as soon as possible this cannot go on.

No. 1111985

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Sometimes I talk to normalfags and accidentally use kek instead of something less terminally online like lmao
>keke*
now they just think I'm a koreaboo! All is well again.

>>1109931
I'm ocfag now be my friend

No. 1111990

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The day Pinterest starts using WebP files is the day I will kill myself.

No. 1111998

>>1111990
they aren't? …right? i'm still salty they removed the try feature

No. 1112000

>>1111306
>>1111302
You need to read this
https://antiporn-activist.tumblr.com/post/169561710786/that-feels-like-a-sexual-assault-men-try-to

Also teen pregnancies and porn consumption aren't mutually exclusive at all lmfao what?? How many pornsick teen scrotes coerce their girlfriends to have sex too soon because they're porn addicts and want to fuck ASAP?

No. 1112011

I don't think I can live without the color pink. I think next time I get my hair done some of it will be pink.

No. 1112012

IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN TOILET WATER JUMPING BACK UP
THE ANSWRR IS NO. NO THERE IS NOT
AHHHHHHHHHH

No. 1112017

>>1112012
That's why you gotta put some paper down first

No. 1112018

File: 1648310877552.gif (1.19 MB, 498x280, giphy.gif)

>>1112012
look at this loser not having figured out yet that you have to lay a few pieces of toilet paper into the bowl on the water beforehand lmao

No. 1112020

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>>1112011
Just get a single pink extension

No. 1112022

>>1111122
I love epik high and tablo.

No. 1112023

>>1112017
>>1112018
nta but sometimes that clogs the toilet lol

No. 1112026

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Going to have a sperg moment
After seeing the amount of times grifters like Brittany Venti and Anna Slatz steal shit from here to make themselves look interesting or knowledgeable, I almost wish there was a site as pro (women's) free speech as Lolcow, but with actual usernames/identities so the copycat types can actually be called out and shamed for not giving adequate credit
I know the "credit" is kind of useless. It just pisses me off to think of the amount of fakers on the internet taking advantage of anonymous spaces. Anons can post literal genius shit here, only for some braindead, failed tradthot or Twitterfag to pretend those are their thoughts. They have no shame about it, either. I hate this grifter era of the internet in general, people (especially scrotes) think it's normal to put a fucking Patreon link at the end of their posts and ask for money because they read an article or a study and posted its contents on Twitter or their favorite subreddit or some shit. Googling something is not original research. Anyone with like two brain cells will do that for free just for the sake of arguments. I feel like all of this started with the YouTube partnership program. It sparked off the obsession with monetization, and now any and every retard colonizes whatever they can find and wants to make it into "their branddd", whether or not it's their own work or vision. Creativity isn't rewarded, just pandering, so actual creative people will always be left in the shadows and unrewarded at this point in time. Even to achieve your work's worth IRL, you need to have sucked 1000000000 dicks or have family connections to the "famous" people. Try entering certain spaces and just "being yourself". They'll notice you have zero clout, but your work is good, so they'll just send you home and then steal all your fucking ideas. Take us back to the fucking early 2000s where everything was more private, making money online was kind of a hassle/stress but still possible, and "clout" was worthless so 99% of people were just posting their shit for fun, to make friends and from a place of real passion. All of that feels almost non-existent now

No. 1112029


No. 1112030

>>1112026
one of the most BASED posts on this website

No. 1112031

>>1111118
Anon, don't some gift cards expire after a while? Use them!!

No. 1112036

>>1112026
People do this on Reddit too. They read something in one thread and think it’s really clever, then start parroting it in every thread, but stating it as if they are the first one to do so. Then more people follow until on any topic you have 20 people in the comments saying “I think we forget that… [insert super smrt pov]” all worded the exact same way and no one calling them out as weird or annoying

No. 1112038

This could be you and me anons

No. 1112039

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>>1112038
As someone who knows trailer parks. The tiny house trend is dumb as fuck. I can understand building it yourself with good materials and all but they need to stop calling it “tiny homes”. It’s cultural appropriation of my people.

No. 1112044

File: 1648313371060.png (73.82 KB, 220x209, mad catz.PNG)

I prefer to date psychiatrists with mild aspergers because they're chatty, don't know how to lie, and still prepare for dates like nervous teenagers
there are not that many of them in this area, I should have paced myself

No. 1112055

>>1112031
Depending where they live it may not be, at least in Canada it's illegal for them to expire.

No. 1112057

File: 1648314195496.jpeg (104.66 KB, 1200x1200, 69EE4368-586B-4B3B-8507-57B424…)

Ordered my salad with green goddess dressing just because of the name. Now feeling glam and gorg.

No. 1112079

>>1111985
When I was half asleep I almost started a message in a group with "nta" because I wasn't the person they were talking to but wanted to answer a question. Just caught myself at the last second.

No. 1112223

About two mintues from clicking off this Hannah The Horrible video. She's going on some weird rant about Kink Shaming and all that dumb ahit. Girl, I don't fucking care some woman who films videos of women being sexually assaulted is getting "kink shamed" for liking feet fetishes and BDSM.
Shut the fuck up.and Necrophila isn't a "much more debatable" topic. It's not a kink it's disgusting. No one cares that people into BDSM and foot fetishes are being "generalized". She seemed so fucking mad about that shit. NO one cares

No. 1112245

File: 1648323856532.jpg (61.65 KB, 413x475, 74d9c6ac4b43f8047a0bc66237ff2c…)

Found this pic and I liked it, thought I'd share here

No. 1112332

https://twitter.com/Xm59xnCcC0Ndjis/status/1466750235687161856
Can any japanese speaking anons help me understand what the fuck is being said, i went down a rabbit hole of jirai onna shit on twitter and found this
From what translate is giving me the grown man who posted this is making fun of these middle schoolers for being fat? kek

No. 1112336

>>1112245
Reverse AOT

No. 1112338

>>1112336
Not a reverse, that's just Annie.

No. 1112341

>>1112332
if you're using google translate, try using deepl instead. it provides more accurate japanese translations

No. 1112343

>>1112332
Now im even more fucking confused, the guy in that photo is him, and he has this photo where all the comments are seemingly insulting the girls too, he has a video of himself burning one of these girls with a cig as well
https://twitter.com/Xm59xnCcC0Ndjis/status/1429509454878298116

No. 1112348

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>>1112332
I think it's "what's up with these three sisters? lol" but I'm ESL and far from fluent in Japanese so… And I feel like I'm lacking context, you have more info? Pic related replied to the post and I couldn't really understand what she was saying, I think she compared the girls to pigs? No idea.

No. 1112362

>>1112343
samefag, I just scrolled down enough to see that video just a split second, that girl's arm was covered in fresh cuts, she self-harms. I closed the tab as soon as I saw this. How the fuck did anon find that fucked up account? I saw a tweet with ugly pokemon tattoos and according to Google Translate he tattooed a guy to punish him for not giving him(?) back his money on time? The fuck?

No. 1112364

>>1112332
I dont know but he seems mentally unstable, he has videos and reposts of s3lf harm. He is one of those people who glorify s3lf harm so of course he is a shit person.

No. 1112381

File: 1648329228014.jpeg (15.04 KB, 250x205, 22381252-6FEB-4A20-907A-63DC19…)

>>1112364
>S3lf harm
Please put a trigger warning, nonnie, I will literally stab my self with a knife because you had to write those foul words.

No. 1112399

>>1112364
>s3lf harm
Please leave your coat and retardation at the door, thank you.

No. 1112409

>>1112399
damn bitch who shit in your cereal.

No. 1112411

>>1112409
because we're grown enough to be able to say self harm without censoring it, duh

No. 1112417

>>1112364
>s3lf harm
Twitterfag spotted.

No. 1112420

>>1112417
beware of the twitterfag, i heard they are hiding behind your bed everynight waiting to creep on you.
I breathe, eat and shit twitterfag.

No. 1112434

>>1112332
キミら三姉妹なん???笑
"Are you three sisters? Lol"

Comments:
もはや制服よな
"It's a uniform"

それなすぎてwwwwwwwwwwww
(OP) "It's too much like that lolololol"

シジミ目ボサ眉海苔前髪 (the one who used the pig emoji)
"Shijimi eyes, shaggy eyebrows, seaweed bangs"

Basically he's calling them NPCs for dressing like that, and his followers are agreeing and/or mocking their looks (even though they all seem to dress the same way lmao)

No. 1112460


No. 1112462

>>1112362
Anon said she was going through jirai onna drama, posting self harm online is part of the jirai internet phenomena

No. 1112463

>>1112434
>"Shijimi eyes, shaggy eyebrows, seaweed bangs"
kek keep in mind that the bitch makes pictures of herself look like that >>1112348, alien from outerspace looking bitch.

No. 1112471

File: 1648333060403.jpg (42.92 KB, 750x419, E8ZkDp6VcAAAfFw.jpg)

>>1112362
https://twitter.com/Xm59xnCcC0Ndjis/status/1504010898012512256/photo/2
約束の期限までにお金を返さなかった後輩を呼び出して一生の罪を背負わせる為に無料で知り合いの彫り師見習いに刺青彫らせた時の写真出てきた
"I found a picture of a time when I called up a junior who did not return the money by the promised deadline and made him get a tattoo done by an apprentice tattoo artist I know for free in order to make him pay for the crime for the rest of his life."
This seems a bit like a LARP on his end. Just look at him. The guy looks like a complete pussy anyone could fold like a mat. I don't know Japanese standards though

No. 1112476

>>1112471
>that photoshoped face
kek I can't take this guy seriously

No. 1112479

>>1112471
He looks extremely photoshopped so pics from him don't seem very reliable. But he's looking specifically like he used a purikura despite taking a selfie with his phone, so that makes him a sissy in my eyes. And given how Japan is with things like peer pressure, who knows. I really hope it's fake though, I would have beat his ass into the ground if he tried to make me get a shitty togepi tattoo on my arm.

No. 1112482

File: 1648333671699.png (80.12 KB, 727x327, nhb.png)

>>1112471
https://twitter.com/Xm59xnCcC0Ndjis/status/1499350478358200323
(Emojis copy-pasted directly from the Twitter post)
>色々な人を見てきたが女の子大好きとチャラさを見せる男よりも何だかんだメイド服を着て自撮りするような男や「今日可愛い男の子とデートした🥺」とか「イケメンの子とキスした💕」などと言って異性に興味ないフリしてるオスは危険だし底辺メン地下や未成年喰いまくりの男に多いけどかなり危険(笑)
"I've seen a lot of people, and I've seen a lot more than guys who show their love of girls and flirtatiousness, but guys who wear whatever maid outfit and take selfies, and males who pretend they're not interested in the opposite sex by saying "I had a date with a cute boy today🥺" or "I kissed a hot boy💕" are dangerous and bottom-feeding men underground and A lot of men who eat underage are quite dangerous though."
This guy, of all people, talking about dangerous, bottom-feeding men? Kek. He seems like such a cow

No. 1112483

Sorry mam this four year gap in my resume is because i was thinking real hard

No. 1112488

File: 1648334336386.jpg (113.03 KB, 570x745, 97833ad38ebfdc541ee7504daf965c…)

people who flaunt their shitty birthdays should kill themselves NOW!!!!

No. 1112491

File: 1648334416564.png (Spoiler Image,463.45 KB, 642x662, unknown (4).png)

>>1112476
>>1112479
Got an actual pic of him, I think
https://twitter.com/Xm59xnCcC0Ndjis/status/1463845688018567169
>前に膣きゅんナンパしてた人を蹴り飛ばした時のやつでてきた(笑)
>I got that one when I kicked a guy who was picking on a vagina before lol.
I'm using DeepL to translate btw

No. 1112495

>>1112488
Did someone forget to wish you a happy b-day nonner

No. 1112508

>>1112491
Is that really him after he got dropkicked in the face, or is it some random guy that he dropkicked himself before taking his picture and posting it? Do I finally have a good pretext to go back to studying Japanese?

No. 1112511

>>1112491
This is him? I think this account was posting photos of different women adn attracted the attention of /cgl/, how gross of him

No. 1112535

I have no idea how to text people. I can keep a conversation going no problem in person but in text messages I just freeze up. I am not the proficient cringe instant messenger faggot I once was

No. 1112548

>>1112332
ot but the girl with the pigtails and the black dress in the middle/front is so fucking cute

No. 1112566

>>1112332
He's just making fun of them looking all the same

No. 1112580

i just got laughed at by a group of teenagers in public. i think i’m officially too old to dress like a goth retard

No. 1112590

>>1112566
>>1112434
Kek. I wonder what he thinks makes him and his friends different than them?
>>1112548
I think theyre all pretty cute from what i can see, they look really young too which is why i felt so bad.
The way they're angling their hands looks like it hurts though LMAO

No. 1112598

I keep telling myself that I will catch up on the first Alice Llani thread, but now they're on thread fucking 5 and I don't even know if I can even do it. The hardship of an /ot/ user.

No. 1112600

>>1112598
Is there that much milk?

No. 1112620

Sometimes after I comb my dog, who has long fur and a double coat, I consider saving her fur and needle felting it into something or somehow turning it into yarn or something (after cleaning it ofc). She just sheds so much and there's so much fur, seems like a waste to just bin it.

No. 1112627

File: 1648347730330.jpeg (32.92 KB, 400x400, 5015BF99-915B-4E1C-AB9F-80EE2E…)

This is literally me.

No. 1112628

>>1112620
before i moved i used to jog all the time on this one walking trail that started near a dog park, and there was this one woman i saw all the time with her enormous fluffy white samoyed dog. i could always tell when they had been on the trail before me because i would find giant white tufts of fur lying around. anyway this woman and i would chat after we saw each other a couple times and she said that she used her dog's fur to knit with somehow? she was actually working on a blanket out of the dog's fur. at least one other person in the world had your idea nonna, i guess it can be done!

No. 1112636

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Some retard really paid almost $7k for a watch that retails for $260USD, is not limited edition, and is plastic and battery powered. I can't believe it, I don't even feel sorry for this person.

I had no chance to get my hands on one today (my brother lined up at like 5am and said I could join later but the police were watching the lines at all the stores, not to mention extremely limited stock) but I'm just going to wait until until they stop selling like hotcakes to get one. I just think the yellow one is so cute and would be such a nice accessory with my summer outfits. Also eyeing pluto/white and burgundy one.

No. 1112645

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>>1112620
If you leave it outside, birds will collect it and use it to line their nests. You can just toss it on the ground, tie it to branches, or even stick it in a bird feeder cage like picrel.

No. 1112646

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>>1112645
Samefag, here’s a birds nest lined with dog hair.

No. 1112650

>>1112620
I made a little felted cat out of my cat's fur, I think its very cute when people do stuff like this!

No. 1112664

I look like a tumblr caricature right now. Wearing a head scarf, gay looking sweater, unshaved legs, and ugly

No. 1112672

tried wine for the first time, and it's too bitter for me. i had to add a bunch of sprite to it just to not waste it.

No. 1112676

>>1112672
>adding sprite to wine
I realize it's not your taste in the first place but that made me go oof

No. 1112680

>>1112676
my friends are already making fun of me for this. i thought it was normal because sparkling wine is a thing. there was nothing else in the house. alcohol nonnies please help

No. 1112684

>>1112680
Add some fruits and you got a sangria a 100% socially acceptable drink and snack.

No. 1112689

>>1112646
>>1112645
This is so cool!!

No. 1112692

>>1112676
Soda + wine is called a wine cooler, it's always been a thing but maybe it's kinda tacky idk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_cooler

No. 1112693

File: 1648353699133.jpg (53.19 KB, 500x544, i want to rub mustaches with h…)

i like grimes. i think she's cute and funny in interviews and her weird / dumbness only adds to that. i see men as nothing but glorified purse dogs, so elon doesn't even bother me that much. i don't like seeing him in pictures because (like a pug) it reminds me of how he's malformed and probably never should have been born, but it doesn't really make me hate grimes. i like everything else about her i wish i didn't find her music mediocre kek

No. 1112703

>>1112693
I love her but I hate her. I enjoy her music and style and general weirdness but my god her retardation is off the charts and at times it's not even harmless stupidity. Elon is about 3/4 of what I hate about her though.

No. 1112706

Cerave is gondsent

No. 1112726

Does anyone else use myfigurecollection? There is seriously nothing I hate more than that cesspool of a site full of actual, offending pedos, but theres no other database site with as large of a collection
There's users confirmed to be groomers (multiple younger teen girls have complained about getting creepy pms from them and invited to their shitty lolicon clubs and "irl loli" groupchats) and mods do nothing, but the second you call someone a retard? drop the banhammer! I wish more people that werent moid redditors and pedobait ewhores used the site because theres so much milk among the users

No. 1112733

>>1112726
Milk isn’t worth immersing yourself in pedos

No. 1112738

This plays in my head every time nonnies start infighting. We are all in the LC high school cafeteria watching the clownery unfold from our own little tables divided by threads while we try to eat, watch and considering/getting involved.

No. 1112748

I love glitter i live for glitter FUCK THE GLITTER HATERS.
I use body lotions with glitter everyday and i dont give a fuck it makes me feel like a fairy princess

No. 1112760

>>1112748
Live your life, nona. I had this grape-scented roll-on body glitter as a teen and oh my god I wish I still had it.

No. 1112762

File: 1648360806720.jpg (191.12 KB, 820x1105, the-weeping-woman-picasso-s-bl…)

>>1112693
Same. I really like her and don't understand the hate she gets. Similarly with Azealea Banks. I just think that society cannot accept truly eccentric women. I love them.

No. 1112778

>>1112738
i love this idea nonny it’s perfect

No. 1112779

>>1112738
This is more fitting

No. 1112783

>>1112693
I love her too, i have this weird obsession where i want to seek her out and be her friend. I wouldn’t do that too inb4 anons screech at me

No. 1112784

get my ass beat get my ass beat gud,

get my ass beat ya i wish u rly would

get my ass beat gt my ass beat gud

cuz i live 2 fight another day, ya

No. 1112806

>>1112779
This plays when the mods don't show up to stop them

No. 1112879

Velour tracksuits are comfy as shit. I wanna be a fat bitch all day and stroke myself in one

No. 1112884

I was just thinking about how it's so stupid my parents watch TV all day then complain they don't have enough time, but I was thinking this week I have no time for anything and there's so much shit to do, yet all i've done today is make pancakes and go online and it's half 12 already. I think I'll try log off until…5pm, wish me luck! Or dont, I won't be able to read it.

At 30 I need to be careful about not falling into my parents' habits.

No. 1112935

Nonnas… I think I slept with the door to my apartment open… I went out last time yesterday in the evening. Now I realized the door was slightly opened the whole time since??? Seems I locked the door before completely shutting it. And I keep all my necessaries conveniently in the hallway too. Luckily nothing is missing and I don't live in an unsafe place (kinda) but wtf??? I'm just gonna convince myself that it was closed but a draft made it open or something… I can be very negligent. Moments like these I wish I didn't live alone. At least I have a dog.

No. 1112937

File: 1648384370179.jpg (282.32 KB, 1200x1391, Urho-Kekkonen-1977-c.jpg)

while I was still new to imageboard culture I thought kek was an abbreviation for picrel

No. 1112966

>>1108823
>>1108870
if anyone is still interested I was looking for the image source before I saw these posts and found a site with an image gallery on the front page with cuter images and some other stuff they make it's co-sen.art

No. 1113017

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>>1112966
unfortunately they all appear to be sold out

No. 1113024

>>1112937
Kekkonen kekkonen kekkonen kekkonen väyrynen kekkonen

No. 1113070

File: 1648394705022.jpeg (186.21 KB, 1920x1920, 5A7AE573-E7E1-43EB-A011-94F486…)

foofy

No. 1113074

>>1113070
It's amazing how changing their fur style can change the whole personality I imagine they have

No. 1113096

i was samefagging alogging derailing and everything all night on that mess of a thread at the top of snow and all my posts got deleted but im somehow not banned? thank you jannies i love you..

No. 1113101

oh god bump for scat

No. 1113103

Boom boom shake the room

No. 1113115

>>1113096
I say it’s okay to a-log when it’s about a pedophile.

No. 1113151

File: 1648398286778.png (2.01 MB, 1920x1920, F2CC0F39-D3A9-4485-BC2A-20B06C…)

>>1113074
same. this one reminds me of a long furby or a cat

No. 1113159

>>1113070
anon i say foofy too do you also call cats momos
crossing my fingers

No. 1113192

>>1112693
>>1112762
grimes is hated because she's a huge pickme and a hypocrite, not because she's 'eccentric' kek.

No. 1113197

>>1113096
What thread?

No. 1113201

why does caffeine make me so tired

No. 1113203

>>1113159
no but I do call some animals foofies

No. 1113208

>>1113201
First it makes you more tired, then it makes you less tired, it's true

No. 1113229

MERMANFAG I NEED YOU TO ASNWER THIS QUESTION RN do mermans have dicks??

No. 1113230

File: 1648402483033.jpg (Spoiler Image,69.43 KB, 685x369, eggg.jpg)

>>1113229
I can't believe you have to ask

No. 1113245

>>1113229
Depending on your fetish, it could be a tentacle, a pointy dick or two dicks.

No. 1113252

File: 1648405094572.jpeg (135.91 KB, 750x629, 153FF36B-FCCA-4541-BEB4-E4547C…)

Whenever I feel like I’m stupid I look at this ad and feel better, because at least I never tried to get an online baking degree.

No. 1113253

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>take some frozen raspberries
>put in zip lock bag
>hold them to warm them, or leave
>squish the bag a little
>cut corner in bag
>now you have raspberry paste, you can push it into your mouth
>can be eaten in bath as it's cold, delicious, but messy

No. 1113254

I want to be a giant aliens pet. It would pick me up by my tummy and stroke my back

No. 1113257

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>>1113229
Merman anon here.
Since mermen are magical creatures then they could just transform their body into human-form to do the sexy-time with you.

No. 1113260

File: 1648405882129.jpeg (136.69 KB, 640x480, 4537D81F-485B-45EC-8797-C555A9…)

>>1113254
>Nonnie’s dream relationship

No. 1113265

I entered a giveaway for a camping stove and won!! I got a bunch of meat with it too but I'm a vegetarian so come to my house if you want free meat

No. 1113267

File: 1648406425906.jpg (33.11 KB, 727x457, SFFF16-FantasticPlanet.jpg)

>>1113254
Fantastic Planet vibes

No. 1113275

File: 1648407061397.jpeg (34.41 KB, 238x307, FC37C967-5417-410C-BC7E-253E6B…)

>>1113265
I want meat, and I’m sure my dog would like to eat meat too, pls send me the address.

No. 1113285

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QUICK! I NEED 1 00000000000 DOLLARS IN CASH RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL NEVER GIIVE BACK THE DUCK !!!

No. 1113363

my dad is unironically more "fem-brained" than most, if not any tranny. he's also like 5'5 kek

No. 1113376

>>1113363
>>5.5
Are you taller than him?

No. 1113393

I just did a personality test and I scored really high on empathy but also super high on narcissism.

No. 1113406

>>1113376
no, i'm 4'10

No. 1113417

The scrote accusations are actually starting to get kind of annoying. Sometimes it doesn't even make sense and it makes me wonder if anyone actually pays attention to how scrote actually talk on here. and no, I have not been accused of being a scrote. I don't even know the last time someone called me that

No. 1113421

>>1113417
I think the "are you that anon from that thread, or that anon who posted that" accusations are way worse because most of the time the qnon accusing those posters of that sounds like a moron.

No. 1113423

File: 1648415208451.gif (528.35 KB, 220x220, Oughoughough.gif)

When an anon in the stupid questions thread reminds you of a stupid question you want to ask but you don't want to post just yet because the anon that reminded you of your question hasn't had their question answered yet and you don't want to steal any answers they might get.

No. 1113425

>>1113417
I actually think it's scrotes making the accusations alot lately lol, I really do

No. 1113426

>>1113421
Yeah, those are annoying as well. I think the anons whos say that can't grasp that this is an anon site and it doesn't make sense to say that unless they are really recognizable.

No. 1113428

>>1113425
Ok but what if it’s scrotes accusing the people who make scrote accusations of being scrotes so they don’t get called out?

No. 1113430

got kinda tipsy and bored last night so I re-downloaded tinder for the hell of it…I was so convinced I was ready to finally have a relationship and put myself out there, but I just saw that a dude I matched with messaged me and all I feel is dread and anxiety. anons how do I get a man without ever having to speak with one, I'm not built for human interaction

No. 1113448

>>1113421
Okay, anon from >>1113001

No. 1113450

>>1113430

you have two options : arranged marriage or abduction

can't guarantee that the man will be good though, but if you truly never interact it should be fine

No. 1113460

>>1113430
Convert to husbandofaggism, you get lots of nice body pillow recommendations, a book “How to delude yourself 101” and tips on how to make your pillow feel warm and comforting while you get high on daydreaming of your husbando.

No. 1113461

>>1113285
Ducks are free, you can just take them

No. 1113467

>>1113430
i rec husbando stuff until you feel more comfortable socially/become a husbandofagging catlady which is comfy

No. 1113488

>>1113450

i'm gonna go with abduction, I don't trust anyone in my life to arrange a marriage for me lmao

>>1113460
>>1113467

excellent advice anons, i did cave in and message him because he's kinda cute and 6'7 but if it fails i'm deleting the app and fully embracing the husbando life i was meant to live

No. 1113491

File: 1648421157823.jpg (90.87 KB, 636x473, 9bef7c2a377c55c76b0d4659bf28d4…)

Downloaded an app for learning HTML, second ad i got is some shaving paraphernalia for men.

No. 1113499

>>1113491
kek. They know.

No. 1113503

>>1113461
I chased and grabbed a duck at my local pond once. It got very upset.

No. 1113525

>>1113503
You can still just take it, unless they have a sign. My park has a sign saying not to take ducks so I can't. It doesn't really matter if your duck likes it or not, as long as there is no sign

No. 1113532

File: 1648425674591.png (219.19 KB, 1331x1239, Female_Raichu.png)

what are electrostatics??? I only know electrostacy

No. 1113535

>>1113525
Do not take animals from the wild nonna

No. 1113538

>>1113532
Raichu > Pikachu tbh

No. 1113541

yeaaa wearing a mask at work again today because i couldnt stop agitating the 3 huge stress pimples on my chin yeaaa boiiii

No. 1113551

File: 1648426753185.jpg (30.68 KB, 600x454, dbe9328ef091e17b72d4b070546322…)

>>1113535
>do not take animals from the wild

what about you

No. 1113574

>>1113551
look… my nigga… I know you came here from space to have fun and all… but you kinda creeping me and my homegirls out

No. 1113628

File: 1648430030220.jpeg (7.23 KB, 300x168, 0C8CE770-13D7-4111-A7F6-0A2E04…)

>>1113574
Yeah nonnie, I’m creeped out.

No. 1113639

>>1113574
I think he’s kind of cute

No. 1113641

>>1113628
ok but its more creepy that you selfied yourself with your phonevin the picture

No. 1113647

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Appearing in the Oxford English Dictionary, this 45-letter word for a disease is the longest English word that is defined in a major dictionary. It's a technical word referring to the lung disease more commonly known as silicosis.

No. 1113650

>>1113647
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis is the longest single-word name in the world for a metal band

No. 1113665

im never gonna find my old personal cow again, i will come to terms with this,
I miss the milk.

No. 1113692

>>1113665
tell us about them nonny

No. 1113693

I miss being drunk for the first time, when I was like 14 or 15 it was like a whole new world opened for me lol. Now any time I drink it's same old same old. I want to get shitfaced and dance to the Cramps alone in my room at 1 AM again and not have it be kind of sad lol.

No. 1113719

>>1113665
Same. They popped up for me randomly last year again but it wasn't long before their dumb ass got that account banned too

No. 1114115

File: 1648442794762.png (779.5 KB, 746x590, headband.PNG)

I was making a headband with light blue yarn, but I just realized that since I have a warm skin tone and I will have gold accessories in my warm toned hair, it would make more since for me to make a headband with a gold colored yarn. Anyway, any cool-toned farmers want a blue headband?

No. 1114118

>>1114115
Light blue looks good with warm tones

No. 1114157

People loove online games but offline videogames are better imo i hate interacting with people! I love single player offline games kek im playing majora mask rn

No. 1114159

More than "What goes around comes around", I love "What comes around goes around".

No. 1114166

>>1114157
It's always been a solo thing for me too. Maybe some Mario Kart where the only way I can interact with you is some predetermined prompts.

No. 1114185

>>1114157
120% agree. Video games are my me time. Why anyone would subject themselves to playing with strangers is a mystery. I'll play games with others during parties or maybe with another friend online every blue moon.

No. 1114199

>>1114157
Full agree. This is why I've passed up on many modern titles that require you to be online or has integrated online and sharing elements. Stay out of my comfy space!

No. 1114289

File: 1648457747263.png (457.46 KB, 944x960, 1621335638504.png)

eating pizza at 2am. feeling weird and off all day. called out of my work shift later and claimed to be sick. idk anons

No. 1114315

>>1114289
are you okay anon? talk to me

No. 1114334

File: 1648461664453.jpeg (148.1 KB, 750x919, AED652E7-1DD4-42A5-B74A-8BAE2E…)

I love being an evil and vile woman, women need to start being more unapologetically insane and psychotic

No. 1114347

>>1114334
Agreed. But then you’ll be accused of being a scrote with “muh aggressive writing style” and banned in the only place it’s supposed to be acceptable. I love calling people stupid cunts. I refuse to stop.

No. 1114361

>>1114347
fuck off don’t use my post to forward your retarded infighting in the other threads i only meant this towards scrotes irl that i will be encountering tomorrow

No. 1114414

>>1114334
>>1114361
Based and same, that reminds me of posts in the confession thread a while ago, where nonnas wanted to form a gang to beat up scrotes

No. 1114425

File: 1648465373391.png (361.3 KB, 560x298, kamikaze.png)

>>1114414
We need a Kamikaze Girls style biker gang and ride around with steel pipes and crowbars taking out the knees of scrotes on the streets.

No. 1114454

>>1114414
Fucking based

No. 1114505

I was nearly late for work today because I woke up at first completely aware that it's monday and then after a while of scrolling on here I was like 'oh look the sunday crowd are out starting fights' I spent probably an hour thinking it was sunday just based off of that? Made it in the end but imagine trying to explain that to someone.

No. 1114518

Is there ANYTHING funnier than thinking you can cut your own hair and seeing the results. I'm howling in the bathroom.

No. 1114554

>>1114518
Laughing to hide the pain?

No. 1114559

File: 1648475498974.png (391.45 KB, 728x610, 954ojfnekdnfi9r.png)

I was initially put off by kristin stewart's oscars outfit but someone posted a picture of her and her fiance in /ot/ and I didn't know her fiance was also wearing a suit and in the pic together they looked really cute and kristin's legs looked particularly amazing so maybe I was just being a nerd. She truly looked really good in the pic that nonnie posted and now I feel kinda bad for shitting on her kek

No. 1114562

>>1114518
I've been cutting my own hair for years and I've either gotten really good at it.. or maybe my standards have dropped and I'm blind to it not looking great. I cant tell

No. 1114566

One of my good friends isn't graduating for another month or so but she's planning on a graduation party and I'm already so excited thinking about putting together her present, and also I should (hopefully) have my license by that time and will be able to drive over there and then drive my friends home instead of dealing with uber!!

No. 1114567

File: 1648475901316.png (68.15 KB, 540x408, leggy.png)

>>1114559
Made me think of this

No. 1114569

Do you guys know about that hobby where you paint rocks and hide them? I like it a lot.

No. 1114570

>>1114559
don't feel bad nonnie, I thought the same but I think her look could've worked better as a after party look, she looked great anyway but I'd love to see her in an elegant gown

No. 1114574

>>1114569
I've been doing that off and on, I like that a lot. There is a rock someone put on a manhole in downtown and no one has touched it in weeks. I want to move it and leave my own rock there. I like painting rocks to look like things, I painted a skinny one like a realistic ear of corn

No. 1114583

File: 1648476694166.jpg (1.58 MB, 4032x3024, rockpaint.jpg)

>>1114569
Yesss! Here is one of mine! I don't have a facebook account but there is a group for my city and my husband checks in every week to see if anyone found my rocks, hehe. I've got a tiny collection of my favorites that I've found as well.

No. 1114603

File: 1648478532814.png (418.24 KB, 514x376, 2000steens.png)

This image makes me feel so many emotions

No. 1114611

File: 1648478958292.png (544.51 KB, 817x726, 0.png)

I sent this meme to my boyfriend saying that this meme is spiritually him - someone who makes promises to me, but is lazy and selfish and doesn't make good on those promises. like what the guy is doing in this fake text to jada. but then he said that im reading the meme wrong, that it's just making fun of the clingy, simpy, opportunistic guy or exbf who waits in the wing for the chance to 'be there for her' or a 'hero who cares', and swoops into your private messages when he can try to weasel his way into your favor, if some sort of issue crops up in your life. what's the proper way to interpret this meme?

No. 1114616

>>1114611
>what's the proper way to interpret this meme?
It obviously means DUMP HIS ASS ALREADY NONNA

No. 1114618

People that can't find other ethnicities attractive must be inbred weirdo fucks because I work in a pretty multicultured place and I'm so happy to be doing so. The men are all gorgeous or maybe I'm just very single, but omg. Them eastern euro boys are hotties, I won't respond to slander

No. 1114628

>>1114624
I think both interpretations are correct, they're pretty similar imo. The oppurtunistic simp or ex bf that your bf interprets would definitely be a guy who doesn't follow through on his word which is why the meme is about how he's messaging her about their past relationship because he probably lost her due to not following through on his promises and is hitting her up to try and win her over again. The guy in the meme is the typical loser, underachieving boyfriend/exbf. That's how I see it.
also emojis aren't allowed nona I hope you don't get banned

No. 1114631

File: 1648479621915.jpg (115.01 KB, 1080x1071, 29e7159bc463e44da93c4fdef95eb9…)

>>1114611
>>1114624

Your bf is right, you're reading it wrong. The meme is about about a shitty dude finding an excuse to contact u again. If u google 'future holding phone meme' you'll see more examples. You defintely added your own narrative lol

No. 1114636

>>1114611
Its future. A rapper who has a dozen baby mommas and sends them weird messages and tries to prevent them from moving on (read about him and Ciara). It's pretty obvious, retard boyfriend of nonna.

No. 1114638

>>1114628
My ex did that at the start of lockdown. It was a terrible following 6 months he somehow got worse

No. 1114639

>>1114624
integrate

No. 1114715

I have a theory that empathy positively correlates with estrogen levels. Like the higher someones's estrogen level is (women), the more empathic they are. This would explain why men are deficient in it and why they commit more crimes

No. 1114758

Bruh wtf I just had a great orgasm and my period returned? It's day 5, I've worn a thin liner all day to catch the last brown bits but now it's back to full flow with (sorry) chunks. It's brought my perod back from the dead. Is this extra blood or is it getting rid of the brown quicker? Should I try orgasm again so I can finish my period and get oral tomorrow?

No. 1114771

ONISION NMAKES ME CR5Y

No. 1114799

>>1114315
i am ok anon. thank you for being concerned

No. 1114812

I lost track of my feta cheese

No. 1114855

File: 1648491314405.jpeg (37.27 KB, 600x421, GOODS-04188923.jpeg)

>orders closed
NOOO GIVE ME THE TERRORIST PINGU MUG AND DESTINY STAMP

No. 1114896

Does anyone else have hair trauma (kek) from using poor people conditioner and “only a dime sized amount!!” growing up or is it just me

No. 1114899

>>1114896
I literally use multiple handfuls of shampoo and conditioner on my head. Even if you have thin hair, idk how a dime sized amount can make someone feel like that's enough. If my hair isn't completely full of suds it's not right.

No. 1114918

did anyone notice the moon was extra yellow recently? i feel like there's something magical that's causing a lot of chaos happening lately, and the cause of my period arriving early

No. 1114924

>>1114918
I want something magical to happen to me and you

No. 1114930

>>1114918
Isn't that just the dust from the Sahara? British Isles for a red moon the other day.

No. 1114931

>>1114924(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1114932

I can't stop kekking at these stupid bot-vids. The writing is better than some actual movie scripts out there lmao

No. 1114933

File: 1648495617908.jpg (30.42 KB, 299x481, ich.jpg)

>>1114924
like what

No. 1114934

>>1114899
It wasn’t enough and it caused me a lot of issues kek so now I only use the best conditioner and hair masks and always trying new ones

No. 1114942

>>1114934
ive always secretly loved the feeling of head and shoulders its so refreshing

No. 1114951

>>1114932
Omg thank you for introducing this to me im ded

No. 1114964

Friends to Lovers? Nah give me Friends to Enemies RP

No. 1114974

File: 1648498286877.jpeg (191.69 KB, 749x1042, CCDEB6BE-D0E3-4FD6-87E7-6DFCE8…)

Someone fucked with the Danzig Wikipedia page and I just needed to share this

No. 1114988

I can’t stop listening to this song. I love the “Ooh” sample, it sounds so nice.

No. 1115021

I just can't imagine a time where the term and concept of cool doesn't exist!!!

No. 1115057

File: 1648502427098.png (2.42 MB, 2000x2500, BUMP DON'T SCROLL.png)

I got tired of nonnies losing their minds trying to find an image and explain what's happening whenever we get a degeneracy raid. So I made this, hope it helps.

No. 1115059

>>1115057
Thank you, nona, saved it!

No. 1115065

>>1115057
Marry me, nonnie.

No. 1115066

File: 1648502636398.gif (1.18 KB, 150x20, mwah.gif)

>>1115057
you are a talented angel. saved

No. 1115096

>>1115057
love it

No. 1115120

>>1115057
Why'd you make 2x fugly

No. 1115128

File: 1648506436831.jpg (154.77 KB, 900x1200, f38f59bd8675b1f6ec385b87740d1d…)

>>1115120
I traced it from this image, maybe the woman looks weird

No. 1115143

The little piece of the reeses cup that gets stuck to the bottom of the wrapper.

No. 1115164

File: 1648508998393.jpg (219.81 KB, 1280x960, them.jpg)

>>1115057
BASED
LC best image board with the best OC

No. 1115180

does anyone remember how old soren was when she died?

No. 1115188

When I'm home alone and have to talk on the phone my cat thinks I'm talking to him so everyone gets to hear him purr and trill as he shoves his face into mine, you're welcome.

No. 1115201

How do i get to 2X?

No. 1115204

>>1115201
Use your imagination nona

No. 1115211

File: 1648512189523.gif (20.09 KB, 112x112, 1611914165543.gif)

ahhh I'm finally taking the steps to begin making a webcomic! Seeing the whole story coming together and all the characters finally getting a purpose is so satisfying!

No. 1115213

I miss Leda Muir being active on YouTube.

No. 1115219

>>1115211
Congrats nonnie

No. 1115223

>>1115211
nice nonny! share your secrets for getting motivated

No. 1115287

Love when my cat barges into the bathroom nose first, high in the air. Thanks cat, I was getting a little worried that no one would smell my shits.

No. 1115308

File: 1648520570963.jpg (644.56 KB, 3264x2448, tildathecat.jpg)

>>1115287
lmao s/he's like WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

No. 1115338

File: 1648522905705.jpg (33.7 KB, 900x823, stupidfuckingforg.jpg)

I looked up the size jeans I wear and it says most are for a waist 33 (im like 28') but my jeans fit fine so whats happening

No. 1115343

>>1115338
They probably shrunk from hot water or the dryer

No. 1115347

Not feeling well. Got a bad taste in my mouth. Do I make coffee to combat shitty migraine? I already downed a bunch of willow bark, it did nothing.

No. 1115372

File: 1648524667599.png (62.44 KB, 250x250, 1604683761020.png)

My dad's girlfriend is 6 years younger than me

(don't any of you think about shit talking my father, he's a kind and lovely man who's going through a middle age crisis)

No. 1115376

>>1115372
uh huh

No. 1115378

>>1115372
Anon this has to be bait you really expect anons to not shit talk your father…

No. 1115379

“Conquer” in Spanish sounds sexy af

No. 1115386

>>1115372
any man who dates women younger than his children is immediately scum in my eyes >>1115379
like the word “conquer” said in spanish or the translation “conquistar”?

No. 1115409

>>1115372
So how old are you? I don't think age-gaps are bad, but younger than your own kids? Creep.

No. 1115411

File: 1648527436292.jpeg (39.24 KB, 600x604, 207BC1D6-3DD7-44E6-A23D-FB2C22…)

i’m on tumblr reblogging posts from my mutuals who have pronouns which are then reblogged by my terf mutuals. it almost feels illegal.

No. 1115416

Quite a few men that I have been attracted to have been born on the 22nd (month varies). I can think of like five of them off the top of my head. I always felt like this was such a weird coincidence. Has anyone else had the experience of having a number pop up randomly in your life like that?

No. 1115418

File: 1648527554895.jpg (70.5 KB, 516x810, 48412687_2236113476632438_6946…)

hello nonas I just got into a new relationship and I was wondering if anyone had any cute couple photos/drawings w.e so I can save them and just have some good feels

No. 1115419


No. 1115422

>>1115418
god that pic looks so hot, I want more pics like this as well

No. 1115436

File: 1648529041280.jpg (324.51 KB, 735x1040, bfd1735735bc9f5459abe030b528ab…)

>>1115418
Me and my old friend

No. 1115437

File: 1648529074957.png (1.8 MB, 1231x1522, d54.png)


No. 1115474

hggfs dbeu HOUHOHUU OHOHOHOHHH…..ues'''

No. 1115475

>>1115474
Screamin hot veggie straws are sooo good

No. 1115485

eating kfc in public is so undignified and humiliating

No. 1115493

>>1115372
sure that's why he's dating that much younger, because he has a middle age crisis

No. 1115504

>>1115372
If this isn't a moid selfposting to start infights, no woman would defend their fathers if they dated women 6 years younger than them, then I don't know anything about life.

No. 1115526

>>1115411
I feel that when buying from a she/he/they on Etsy or from her website. You're going to take my nazi terf cash and you're going to like it.

No. 1115529

>>1115211
that's delightful nonnie!

No. 1115536

My passive, sedentary ass went from doing nothing to doing Chloe Ting's 2 week shred challenge and my body fucking hurts

No. 1115540

>>1115536
drink magnesium and calcium vitamins it will help with restoring muscles and stuff

No. 1115572

>>1115057
HELL YEAH

No. 1115642

I am hypocritical because I want men to be groomed and make some effort towards looking good but when a man is too high maintenance, it's such a turnoff.
We were planning for a beach trip with some college friends and this dude goes "omg the beach with ruin my hairrr" like a complete faggot, I would still be annoyed if it was a girl saying it but I'd be like whatever prissy lady, seeing a guy be like that was so annoying. He's not even gay, has a nice girlfriend.

No. 1115648

>>1115642
Moids will tell women the men that look good and take care of their looks are gay so they can get away with putting zero appearance but appearing as more attractive to women than the hot men.

No. 1115654

>>1115642
Is his hair long? I have short hair and it essentially grows itself out every few months so it's nice not having to think about it's long term condition. That and when it's short enough to already require a lil styling product then you really can't tell if it was dry or frizzy before.

No. 1115661

File: 1648547944487.gif (4.03 MB, 480x270, A174091A-75B9-441B-A3FA-099ACB…)

I still think about this gif often

No. 1115667

>>1115654
Maybe you're right and I've sort of internalized it. I am more attracted to 'girly' guys so it came as a shock that I got so annoyed by his comments, but like come on man, we rarely go to the beach and you're more worried about your dumbass hair. Hm… perhaps it was just this instance.
>>1115654
No, not long. Those typical fade styles.

No. 1115695

>>1115661
Every time I see it I imitate it irl

No. 1115700

>>1115213
God, I miss her too. I wish she'd come back

No. 1115709


No. 1115734

>>1115709
Anon grins and pants like a dog from excitement whenever she sees the said gif.

No. 1115760

Tumblr overall sucks but one thing I love about it is the various confession blogs if you know what I mean. When people can anonymously send their confessions/opinions about something like a vidya and it gets posted. Anyway my favourite one has been inactive now for months which is weird because a new game in the series came out so I know anons are sending their confessions in, me included. Come back!!! Post mine!! I wanna sperg about muh vidya with other spergs!!

No. 1115761

>>1113491
Why are clown girls so cute

No. 1115802

Someone misspelled mtfs as mfts in the tranny thread and now I wanna make tranny monkey NFTs without actually contributing to the NFT market

No. 1115904

File: 1648562694699.jpg (Spoiler Image,65.22 KB, 810x539, 0_Rickys-Easter-Egg-Surprise-T…)

So what egg do you want for easter this year? Cadbury? Lindt? SEggz EGG??

No. 1115934

I stumbled upon this moid facebook page while reading comments on some news story. I recognise him cause he lives in my neighborhood. His page is not private and it is pure cringe. Almost everyday he brags about stealing around 50$ of grocery at the supermarket and sometimes poses with his haul. I kinda want to send screencaps to the store just so he gets caught and banned. Should I be evil today?

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No. 1115947


No. 1115953

>>1115934
do it do it

No. 1115959

>>1115943
>>1115947
>>1115953
It shall be done then, maybe they will send me a gift certificate for being an outstanding citizen.

No. 1115960

>>1115934
Do the lord's work

No. 1115982

I never look in the Pasta Pizza thread usually, but I want to listen to an Italian nona's terfy rants. Angry Italian sounds so fun and I wouldn't understand much, but I'll FEEL it in my heart.

No. 1115998

File: 1648568544329.jpeg (285.66 KB, 1080x1439, 38D8C57F-9CF5-4013-9D95-AC2B2E…)

i swear

No. 1116001

>>1115998
the star one is cool.

No. 1116002

>>1115998
these are fake lmao. why are so many retards falling for this

No. 1116003

>>1115998
I know the moon-shaped contact lenses must suck, but the star-shaped contact lenses must look actually nice.

No. 1116004

File: 1648568802114.jpeg (153.32 KB, 1080x1346, 5E118953-0C6C-4C27-8BE4-379DE6…)

>>1116002
fake or not, it looks cool
you're fake
and a retard
ily

No. 1116005

File: 1648568871122.jpeg (241.48 KB, 1080x1439, 3AC4B726-F064-4B0E-B1B0-F0D011…)

>>1116002
you know what? im samefagging and posting the other half to smite you
you will go on with your life receiving (You)s by an unhinged nonnie

No. 1116009

File: 1648569118754.jpg (26.12 KB, 360x360, single-eye_360x.jpg)

>>1116004
they don't look cool they look like cheap and stupid photoshop. If anything, shaped irises are cuter.

No. 1116014

>>1108662
ah said… no

No. 1116019

>>1115661
this is like the male version of belle delphine pulling ahegao faces

No. 1116024

>>1115057
I love how they look like a lesbian buddy-cop couple in their late 40s

No. 1116025

>>1115934
Definitely do it. Also it's a good deed not evil honestly.

No. 1116030

>>1115386
Conquistar

No. 1116032

File: 1648571200079.jpeg (237.95 KB, 933x1024, 1648535495950.jpeg)

Do smegoids really?

No. 1116038

File: 1648571465637.jpg (1.95 MB, 2848x4288, US_Navy_070501-N-5319A-007_Cap…)

I've been thinking of getting lasik and my optometrist recommended that I consider it (once my eyesight stabilized) because my lenses are so thick. I don't remember my prescription off the top of my head but my eyesight is pretty poor without my glasses. The only thing is, I actually really like how I look with glasses, so it feels dumb to get lasik only to still wear glasses (even if fake) kek. I know most people get it because they hate wearing glasses, I mostly want to do it to "reset" my eyes a bit. Have any nonnies here gotten lasik or one of the similar procedures?

No. 1116039

My bro (whos dead now) once gave me a mp3 player when i was teen. One of those 3 button- no screen- download albums yourself. Except im so old it was the era of 40 song space limits.
>6’10 bro acts like a meanie but is a little emotional
> he liked this girl but didn't want to ruin it
>constantly getting in fights; very machismo think 90’-2006
> first cd he ever burned for me was Jagged lil Pill. (Said it was my “lame type of music”-he was so right)
>he made the player for his friend, hoping to ask her out
>she ends up getting asked out 2 days before
>he instead gives it to me, bc i “need better music”
>listens to hard rap and 90s rock because hes a man, damnit
>mp3 player was mostly no doubt and this album
Today i hear this song again and im right back in the moment he handed me the player.
Thanks man

No. 1116043

>>1116032
Oh no I'm a doomer, look like an art hoe and wants a sporty tomboy gf

No. 1116045

>>1116032
the moid who made this is so obviously going to die alone

No. 1116054

Don't think twice don't think twice, don't don't don't think twice don't think about it!

No. 1116056

>>1116039
Fuck this band is a throwback. Middle of Nowhere was always my favorite.

No. 1116057

>>1116039
your brother sounds hot and exactly my type

No. 1116066

File: 1648572996643.gif (24.09 KB, 60x95, 1647378847561.gif)

Sugar addiction has me in an iron grip… Should I give in and make a mud cake?

No. 1116085

>>1116039
>>1116057
he sounds annoying as fuck

No. 1116100

If Google, Apple and Microsoft were individual human men I would nonconsensually sound them

No. 1116101

>>1116066
Yes, sounds great. I'm gonna make scotcharoos soon and just freeze half the batch. My ancestors would want me to

No. 1116106

>>1116032
ROLLLLIIIIIIINNNGGGG

No. 1116109

File: 1648575178282.jpg (51.54 KB, 500x499, #.jpg)

I know it's just the edgy 13 year old in me talking, but even after all those years I wish I had a Death Note, I'd do so much good with it.

No. 1116110

File: 1648575194757.gif (613.23 KB, 112x112, skungegob.gif)

>>1116106
Hell yeah

No. 1116112

>>1116109
I understand you, anon

No. 1116117

I want to be with an equally bitchy, mean, gossipy woman but she is sweet only to me, as I am to her.

No. 1116146

File: 1648577476085.jpg (72.74 KB, 540x720, 1505411930916.jpg)

>>1116032
a moid made this, also could someone post that meme which was impact text over these "gf memes" saying go outside or something

No. 1116164

Kek I was reading an old e-girl thread on here and one of the cows I posted about years ago apparently found the posts and came to the thread to white knight herself several times

No. 1116178

File: 1648578990251.png (661.46 KB, 1084x285, thf.PNG)

I know 2006 animes like these were terrible, but going onto an anime streaming site and seeing this on the front page due to being uploaded recently hit me hard with its nostalgia. Same with seeing CGs of what might or might not be eroge CGs in hindsight (you know which ones I mean). I'm feeling conflicted.

No. 1116181

My family had the TV on and I had to see this, literally you'd think this was a parody of woke commercials but it's real. CLOWN WORLD

No. 1116186

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No. 1116193

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>>1116186
thanks, much appreciated

No. 1116204

>>1116181
>or compete as a transwoman
Notice how transwomen are the only minority group they mentioned by name despite showing a hijabi, a fat woman, and a woman with downs syndrome. Good to know adidas basically just gave a huge fuck you to actual female competitive athletes

No. 1116205

>>1116181
>video shows a bunch of different women and implies something about diversity
>"compete as a transwoman" said explicitly
It sounded so out of place, what the hell were they thinking? And why was the muslim girl wearing a frilly disney princess dress?

No. 1116209

>>1116205
My theory is it's directed by a man who thinks him caring about women who aren't 10/10 is the wokest thing ever while defending the obvious moid between all the women, aka the tranny, because men only care about other men.

No. 1116211

>>1116032
The perfect gf looks like my own gf aah I'm in love she really is perfect

No. 1116254

>>1116032
>arabic princess
>will let you beat her
Kek. Do these moids think they, as white Christians, could beat a Muslim woman and not get honorkilled and raped by her relatives?

No. 1116265

>>1116030
>>1115379
I'm Hispanic and I agree. It might've been because I loved playing AoE2 in Spanish AS the Spanish as a kid.

No. 1116275

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>>1116254
I think its implying that he will convert to Islam for her, In France a white guy converting to Islam for his arab gf to marry her isn't unheard off, those cases are rarer then the usual opposite gender cases but they happen, funny thing is the perception around white male converts among most Arab communities and families is different then white female converts
white female converts are a meme here as well, like here they are famous for acting like their suddenly super oprsssed minorities and being preachy online and also usually end up leaving Islam when their relationship with their arab boyfriend ultimately ends, while the male convert just marries his arab gf and ends up just being the same guy but with a beard and they end up having a fairly normal marriage but the latter cases are rarer

No. 1116283

>>1116275
I know, anon but most rich Muslim women's parents wouldn't let a white man hurt her. Also I've heard that in Arabia, it's frowned upon to date a convert, even if he's a proper Muslim most brown guys will dislike a white guy who married a brown girl already so him abusing her(someone they see as a property to protect) would be the last straw.

No. 1116284

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>>1116032
I kinda feel bad for that anon who said she invented the perfect gf meme (if she was telling the truth)
>>1116186
lol it's very telling that despite being supposed to be "different types" of girlfriends, all of them look like e-girls
thank fuck I can't read the text or I'd die of cringe

No. 1116288

>>1116283
I guess it depends on the community, Arabs from the gulf would never let their daughter's be with even north Africa Muslims, I do think most middle class Moroccans and Tunisians would be white French male convert
Algerian would chimpout even if he was 100% sincere in his faith, they are super defensive when it comes to white men being with "their' women cause of colonialism

No. 1116316

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sometimes i’ll see an anon describe something as “classic male behavior” or something only scrotes do and it’ll be a thing I do and it worries me

No. 1116337

>>1116316
I'm sure many anons feel the same as you, me included. Some anons just have these weird conceived notions of what a woman should be like that many women just aren't like. It's weird and I don't like it. I miss my calmer lolcor why did it go and where do I go now!!!

No. 1116341

>>1116316
Theres an increase in these comments lately about the most bizarre or insignificant things, but then when an actual scrote shits his painfully obvious vitriol everywhere I guarantee it’s those same anons who immediately jump on his dick for a ride

No. 1116345

>>1116316
Same
>>1116337
>I miss my calmer lolcor why did it go and where do I go now!!!
I'm a newfag since last year, how was lc before? I remember I used to lurk in the bad art threads many years ago, so I couldn't see what the culture was like outside of making fun of other people

No. 1116347

>>1116032
I just saw it on /ic/ I don't understand what it's trying to say. Which is a GOOD thing, I'm not completely poisoned by the internet
>>1116254
It's just orientalism
>>1116288
It depends on the families. Not all Muslims or Arab Muslims are the same, some truly don't care where you're from as long as you're a cMuslim because it's the rules. But this is lolcow so what's the point.
>>1116316
It's really tiring "oNLy A mOiD" stfu and touch grass you're just as bad as the gender fandom.

No. 1116355

Ah fuck it I'm not going to shower tonight

No. 1116361

>>1116337
It's so weird to me especially since we have /snow/ threads dedicated to posting nude cows and nitpicking their bodies but /ot/ is a bizarre witch hunt. It's not as bad as it use to be with scrote accusations but it's like anons think any discussions relating to anything less than happy-go-lucky must be a scrote, you can literally be insecure about features on your own body and be called a scrote kek. It's like there's bots here that come out of the woodwork on ot that cry scrote anytime a discussion rises relating to women's bodies

No. 1116364

>>1116032
i actually like the cartooney drawings for this and some of the other charts I've seen, it's a shame that it's done by a misogynistic scrote

No. 1116365

>>1116341
Tinfoil: maybe it's scrotes trying to condition us into not taking scrote accusations seriously by larping and claiming everyone else is a scrote, that way if people call out actual scrote behavior they will just seem like another nonny who cried moid. They're unfortunately doing a good job if this is the case

No. 1116385

food delivery services keep giving me great deals. i feel spoiled.

No. 1116386

>>1116345
I just feel like the site was overall more calm. Still disapproving of trannies and men ofc but not overboard with all the scrote accusations and less infighting. If you can ever be bothered, scrol down on /ot/ far enough to threads from a year or 2 or more ago and the feel is just different.

No. 1116388

>>1116361
Describing them as bots fits surprisingly well. It's too much, and sometimes it's over the littlest most insignifact things.

No. 1116398

>>1116386
The site has also had an increase in traffic since then, it does suck it changed the vibe of the place so much though

No. 1116400

>>1116388
They literally are bots, similar algorithm, the word vomit, "detecting" a certain keyword and then responding accordingly to that single word or phrase regardless of if the post itself was legitimately scrotey or sometimes even goes completely against what a scrote would say

No. 1116403

>>1116316
Are you the one sperging and derailing the tinfoil thread calling anons schizos and telling them to take their meds when you fail to understand? If not, then I'm sure you'll be fine nonny.
>>1116386
>>1116388
There's a heavy influx of that over the past month. It's probably angry troons flooding in or the bots they program. The MTF threads get 1200 posts in two days while the FTM thread is way more calm and slow.

No. 1116405

>>1116347
>I just saw it on /ic/
that board is such a fucking joke kek
>>1116364
same
>>1116347
>It's really tiring "oNLy A mOiD" stfu and touch grass you're just as bad as the gender fandom.
You know what annoys me? When those anons go "no… this can't be a woman… NO woman ever does this, it must be a male" despite there being no evidence of that person being a scrote and everything pointing to them being a woman, just because they don't think women can possibly do anything they personally disapprove of

No. 1116412

I'm so disturbed when a friend/random person I did not expect tells me they find an unconventionally attractive person hot as well like I do. Some kind of stupid jealousy?

No. 1116418

File: 1648590266481.gif (1.81 MB, 400x400, 1628352277502.gif)

>>1116347
>I just saw it on /ic/
Hello fellow /ic/ anon… I think I might know who you are are you in the /cbsg/ shitstorm as well? Either way we're suffering together

No. 1116420

>>1116405
The ironic part is that anons who do that are actually silencing women who expose men for being creeps and perverts, thus making women too scared to post more of it in the future out of fear they'll be bashed for posting sex related things that make men look bad, it's like they're using reverse psychology to side with moids

Its also suspicious to me because I got called a moid a year ago on here for talking about how male doctors are creepy and most women I know have had creepy experiences with male doctors, they claimed I was a moid because "I just started talking about doctors molesting girls out of nowhere!". It definitely seems like some weird way to shut up women who come out about creepy moids, it's very sick

No. 1116423

File: 1648590580167.jpg (Spoiler Image,72.52 KB, 1240x775, twmale.jpg)

I just found out Gordon Ramsay is 6'2" and I'm so shocked, I honestly thought he's a manlet. Where does he get all the energy to get angry from? It's ought to be depleted from sprouting in height so much, no?

No. 1116428

>>1116423
some of the most vile and childish men ever are tall as fuck
t. watches sports

No. 1116445

>>1116418
NTA but I also sometimes browse /ic/ sometimes, you can really tell who is a woman versus a man based on artstyle (men tend to draw cartoony booba women or copy cartoon and anime artstyles)

No. 1116458

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I wanted to steal this shirt from my cousin when I was an elementary schooler. He was in undergrad when I remember him wearing this shirt. I dunno why I wanted to. It's a odd memory.

No. 1116460

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>>1116418
>/cbsg/
What the FUCK

No. 1116462

I was worried that the patch of grass I was taking my dog to piss on this whole winter was going to be dry, sad and bald by spring but the grass and flowers have bloomed and grown exponentially in that area, especially when compared to the rest of the yard. What kind of bacteria is this bitch cultivating in her bladder?

No. 1116466

>>1116445
How can you tell which one is a gay moid and which one is a woman though?

No. 1116475

>>1116458
It's a fun shirt, anon, i kinda want it

No. 1116476

>>1116460
Samefag but I'm reading the new thread now, it looks really cool, I like that they post photos for study prompts, maybe I'll post too. Is this like a thread intended primarily for women on /ic/, like the femporn thread on /h/? If so, based as fuck except for the shotafags

No. 1116482

>>1116466
They draw males differently

No. 1116488

Anyone know some ways I can become financially stable and comfortable in my situation? Investment tips etc? I have no interest in being rich. Middle class a d not living pay check to pay check will do

Here's a bit about me
>woman
>not willing to do sex work or interact with scrotes for money
>20k in savings
>age 32
>have never made more than 16 and hr. I refuse to go back to school. I don't have the motivation and I'm depressed.
>I have a job and try to save most of my money

What can a lazy bitch like me do? I at least have 20k saved and that's decent for a poor fag

No. 1116492

>>1116488
>wants money
>lazy
>doesn't want to go to school
My advice is to kys

No. 1116500

>>1116492
Hard work is a meme

No. 1116507

>>1116482
what are the differences

No. 1116508

>>1116500
Hard work isn’t just working for longer hours completely unpaid. It’s taking the time to learn certain skills (that are in demand) ,applying to certain positions in other companies etc

No. 1116531

>>1116488
Start an online business or ghost restaurant

No. 1116533

>>1116488
>lazy
>no skills
dropshipping or writing clickbait

No. 1116537

>>1116507
Women tend to draw bishounen men with realistic proportions, moids on /ic/ specifically like to draw men who are super macho with a big floppy dick or a femboy/futa/dickgirl tranny with basically no in between.

No. 1116558

>>1116032
R-roll….

No. 1116559

>>1116558
I like her (:((:)

No. 1116582

>>1116418
I actually just checked it out right now it’s almost predictable.
>>1116405
It’s a joke but I’m a clown honk honk.

No. 1116597

>>1116559
She sucks

No. 1116606

Hirohiko Araki draws some of the most freakishly ugly hands I've ever seen.

No. 1116631

>>1116032
rollin

No. 1116679

When I see meme videos, porn, or whatever of some (only some) of my favorite media, I cringe and can even become repulsed by that series for a few days. Especially if it involves my fav characters, it can even make me depressed for a whole day. I don't know, I just find the jokes extremely cringe worthy and the porn extremely disrespectful (I know those aren't real characters but still). That's why I avoid fandoms entirely sometimes, but maybe that's only making it worse. And also I'm a hypocrite because I do the same to other media. I'm an idiot

>>1116606
and it's not only the hands kek

No. 1116680

>>1116558
>>1116631
Is there like a cute bf version of that shit?

No. 1116682

I should dress up like Maleficent and go to my neighbor’s karaoke party to curse their drinks.

No. 1116692

I've been getting a ton of targeted ads from Starbucks lately. Their sales must be down a lot because I don't remember seeing many ads for them in the past. When people actually had money to spend their brand name was enough.

No. 1116705

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i am so happy i was able to pg in to my laptop and type in lolcow dot com and i am here now amongst my peers having a fun and good time. while i am only drunk being able to type online reminds me of the childrens hospital long stays where theyd give me a keyboard and unlimited internet access but on morphine where typing woulf be very difficult and slow but i love you all long live lolcow am ai right ladies!! heart emoji

No. 1116707

>>1116705
Hehe yeah

No. 1116708

>>1116705
Thank you for this cute gif of my husbando

No. 1116710

>>1116692
starbucks is but a long tradition of coffee shops not willing. to train people to make good coffee. if you think you are safe in small local coffee shops you are unfortunately wrong bcus most small coffee shop owners are much MUCH worse than even starbucks
t. someone who kmows how to make proper coffees from years of experience including starbucks and others

No. 1116711

I feel like I'm the most stereotypical farmer.

No. 1116719

>>1116488
Not exactly fninancially stable, but you could sell your hair if it's long and "virgin".

No. 1116720

>>1116710
Fellow ex barista here who left Starbucks and I hope they burn in hell with their fake woke shitty practices. They definitely don't train anyone but there are a few good local shops at least in my area that do. I wish we had a coffee lovers thread to just discuss proper brewing methods.

No. 1116724

>>1116720
Ntayrt, ayyy I'm an ex-starbucks barista too! It's pathetic how they try to train people and can't stand how they would kiss ass of shitty customers. I second a coffee lovers thread!

No. 1116725

>>1116582
>>1116418
Does /cbsg/ come from that "Artists that draw good males" thread from a couple of months ago?

No. 1116730

>>1116720
the fucking "third place" online modules i had to take to be a barista trainer were so absolutely out of touch it made me nauseous. yeah we're gonna be the "safe space" for literally any random that comes in to treat us like nonhumans and report us for complete lies that then threaten our paycheck which keeps us alive. its been like 5 years since i left but i cheer on the unionization and pushback current employees are fighting for 100%

No. 1116736

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Dang… a fic writer I liked was getting doxxed and harassed for months and it turned out to be a pair of her friends. She wrote up a doc explaining on tumblr how she clocked them, had no idea this was going on while I was enjoying myself on AO3 kek she was such an active poster literally creating a new story every week. I only checked her tumblr account because I got an email of her mass uploading stories that were already uploaded (probably unprivated them?) but it looks like she’s gonna quit now so RIP. Saved what I needed to and I hope I run into her writing again one day.

No. 1116739

>>1116736
Who is it?

No. 1116741

>>1116736
This is a gossip site, tell us more!

No. 1116747

File: 1648611172201.png (430.96 KB, 717x334, 1602557829496.png)

Aaaaahhhh I miss the good old days when I had no frame of reference so any yaoi was good yaoi. Now I can't go through 3 chapters before getting bored.

No. 1116757

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No matter how much I despise men, I can't stand majority of women either, I find them just pathetic, weak and uninteresting
the majority of the human race seems lesser compared to me, like I don't view them as my fellow human beings and I'm supposed to act like I care based on arbitrary values

No. 1116758

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KEK how is this offensive??

No. 1116760

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No. 1116761

>>1116757
I mean, you're on lolcow…

No. 1116762

>>1116757
You sound insufferable nonnie I hope it gets better soon.

No. 1116765

>>1116757
Go find a therapist to help with your narcissism.

No. 1116767

>>1116765
they were all dumb and unintelligent

No. 1116768

>>1116757
You are exactly like us. Everyone thinks they're the only ones with a vivid, rich inner life and everyone else is an uninteresting npc.

No. 1116770

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>>1116768
I literally sit in my house all day doing nothing and wanting to die, what are you talking about

No. 1116776

>>1116770
then why do you think youre better than everyone? maybe you should lol

No. 1116777

I really like that some Japanese instant ramen packages have the calories for the noodles and the broth listed separately

No. 1116781

>>1116770
>>1116757
I honestly feel the same, I can't really connect with other people and women and I know I have some problems to work out. But you should never publicly admit it because look what it gets you on an anon site: >>1116776>>1116762>>1116765

No. 1116784

>>1116768
No I'm genuinely better, also >>1116770 isn't me

No. 1116791

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>>1116784
Wrong, I'm better.

No. 1116798

>>1116757
I've long accepted I don't like the majority's way of being, the key is searching for others like you.

No. 1116801

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>>1116758
>>1116760
Haha how is this a real person? Imagine caring about celebrities in the first place. The opposite of king/queen shit. Peasant shit. No, dare I say jesterly.

No. 1116804

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>>1116791
>>1116784
you’re both WRONG i’m literally gods special little soldier, or maybe I am god, what i’m trying to say is that i’m better, im the best even, i’m “special” if you may, according to several sources (mom, grandma, the shadow creature in my bedroom)

No. 1116808

File: 1648617202343.jpg (107.85 KB, 1137x984, disappointed but not surprised…)

>>1116791
>>1116804
You don't understand
I'm a mentally ill loner but I still live to my full potential, I'm fit, have a bf whom I plan to marry and have children with and intelligent
I don't care about pointless celerity shit or media or even internet drama, that makes me better then majority of the population

No. 1116810

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No. 1116811

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No. 1116813

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No. 1116816

File: 1648618035315.jpeg (116.87 KB, 750x909, 905C4E0F-89FF-4E1D-BD53-365C98…)

>>1116808
Poser, as if a true mentally ill godminded loner would find anyone worthy of their time even less so hand in marriage, nice try though normie

No. 1116817

>>1116813
NTA but to be fair you have to admit a lot of people are really obvious about their levels of brain activity. I don't believe viewing yourself as better does any good though, only makes you more likely to slip up thinking you're hot shit.

No. 1116818

>>1116817
understandable

No. 1116823

>>1116808
>I'm a mentally ill loner but I still live to my full potential, I'm fit, have a bf whom I plan to marry and have children with and intelligent
>I don't care about pointless celerity shit or media or even internet drama
You can be/do any of this, without being an edgy arrogant fuck who looks down on others for not being like you.

No. 1116825

>>1116808
>>1116757
Necessaryspeed4.

No. 1116830

>>1116825
holy shit anon… how did you do that

No. 1116832

>>1116825
Thanks, now I know she just wants attention

No. 1116834

File: 1648619662551.png (48.26 KB, 701x707, poop.png)

i have had chronic constipation since i was a little kid.
i have tried everything. nothing really worked and most the time i just ended up with even more painful and uncomfortable bloating…
but finally i have found the secret cure.

eating a couple thin mints after dinner makes me shit everytime, what the fuck.
girl scout cookies of all things are making me regular for the first time in my life.

No. 1116837

the mythical ns4 has returned…

No. 1116841

>>1116835
Is she autistic or something? Why has she been making the same exact posts about her husband for like 2 years?

No. 1116845

>>1116841
What was the post about

No. 1116847

>>1116845
It was a screenshot of necessaryspeed64's reddit post history iirc.

No. 1116850

>>1116757
I know people like you irl and they're always the ones who are actually uninteresting. That's why they can't connect with other people, they're too socially retarded to realize that they are the problem and not everyone around them. I can't imagine having this mentality beyond being a 14 year old edge master. The girl I currently know who acts like this is a public embarrassment.

No. 1116856

>>1116841
whyd it get deleted loool

No. 1116858

File: 1648620852559.png (203.42 KB, 1400x680, ns4.png)


No. 1116861

>>1116858
Is this the woman with an autistic husband

No. 1116863

>>1116856
Typo and I was too embarrassed to repost kek sorry.

No. 1116865

>>1116858
>moderator of r/womenpreppers
I am fucking dying kek

No. 1116867

>>1116858
KEK what happened to
>I don't care about pointless celerity shit
Also for someone who has so much time left over from not caring about celebrities you’d think she’d be able to use it to learn how to spell properly

No. 1116869

>>1116858
Three years posting on reddit, and she dares believe she is superior

No. 1116870

File: 1648621300758.jpg (38.34 KB, 540x602, 36744995a6e375e0be097327537841…)

i love fat little dumb looking hamsters so much they make me want a hamster so bad but im scared

No. 1116874

I feel like every time I eat instant ramen, at least 3 months must be shaved off my life.

No. 1116876

>>1116870
i wouldnt get one if you have a strong emotional response from your pets dying they only live like 3 years depending on the breed. my only hamster died the month after i got it from a brain aneurysm, its really sad and hard to deal with, and a lot of them are predisposed to shit like that cuz chain petstores keep them in shit conditions and get them from shit breeders.

No. 1116879

>>1116865
shes also the only poster

No. 1116882

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No. 1116883

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No. 1116885

>>1116883
Preppers are people that prepare for disasters and apocalypse situations by building shelters, hoarding food etc.

No. 1116907

Am I conceited if I've never found anyone interesting enough to pursue romantically? No one has ever caught my attention, I've never wanted someone. This is not the case for friends, I have few good friends who I really enjoy the company of.

No. 1116910

>>1116907
nah i’m the same way

No. 1116911

>>1116907
Not conceited, I've known others like you but can't say I know the cause. One girl I know had past trauma that might be behind it though, others didn't. As long as it's not a problem for you then who cares.

No. 1116913

>>1116910
Could it be that we just don't like romance or something? What do you think?

No. 1116935

Be careful when scrolling

No. 1116950

File: 1648625850204.jpg (28.48 KB, 564x376, 94c0fad3cefba1b29efb662498fe24…)

That anon talking about chewing on ponies reminded me of these delectable morsels

No. 1116985

>>1116950
Always wanted Hamtaro merch as a kid. I loved little figurines.

No. 1117147

i havent stored a phone number in my head meat since 2005

No. 1117153

Oh, mother, I can feel tinfoil falling over my head…

No. 1117169

>>1116950
Evil, how dare you chew on the cute little hamsters?

No. 1117187

File: 1648643687282.gif (Spoiler Image,181.15 KB, 231x232, 3F819BB2-5A32-412D-AB3D-517066…)

>>1116950
it's hamtaro time

No. 1117214

Farmers, got any suggestions for April fool's jokes I can play on people? Are you planning any funnies?

No. 1117220

I put a blanket in with my regular laundry cuz I didn’t know better and my life has been held hostage by lint for days

No. 1117222

File: 1648647415811.jpg (38.27 KB, 700x202, victorian-magazine-women-reaso…)

Found this Victorian magazine where they asked women why they are 'spinsters'. Some of the answers are so sassy, I love them kek

No. 1117224

>>1117222
Based miss Sparrow.

No. 1117225

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No. 1117230

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No. 1117231

I miss when I had both a cat and a dog. They were so cute together and had this adorable friendship. The cat would wait in his bed at night in my room and we'd all have a bedtime routine and the dog even had his own blanket he would get before bedtime and start parading it about like "you bitches know it's bed time!!" the cat would come in from the garden and peek round the corner of the open living space to see if me and the dog were in, and then she had a signal for the dog to come over to her and they'd disappear around the corner and you'd hear them playing together. The two of them use to cuddle up to me on the sofa and it was so comforting. Pals all round.

No. 1117264

>>1116950
I was OBSESSED with those little Hamtaro toys

No. 1117315

What ever happened to peach creek?

No. 1117317

Is it just me or did pinterst became worse.

No. 1117319

>>1117317
I feel like I'm getting way more memes and random shit coming up. Also I agree with that anon that said it's just the same 10 recipes over and over, I swear if you look at one sheet pan slider recipe that's all it will ever show you again

No. 1117323

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I cannot fucking believe that the first google image results of a character in Crime and Punishment is ship art of Raskolnikov and Razumikhin. We did it fujos.

No. 1117331

You know the milk has spoiled when anons drag on some pointless conversation that borders on infighting. You think it's going to be milkmas and then the next two or more days are just anons correcting each other or they start tinfoiling over some really dumb and mundane shit that the cow said/did 6 years ago or something.

No. 1117335

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>>1117323
stuff like that really makes my day tbh

No. 1117340

>>1117323
we did it porn addicts, our porn addictions are now mainstream

No. 1117350

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>>1117340
FUCK YEAH TIME TO CELEBRATE

No. 1117352

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>>1117323
love wins
Boys try to imitate Raskolnikov's subhuman complex, girls make art

No. 1117354

>>1117323
It's truly beautiful when we all get together for a common goal!

No. 1117357

>>1117350
>>1117352
>>1117354
Your acting just like porn addicted scrotes when they see the word 69 or a anything related to sex enter the mainstram
its fucking pathetic, imagine being so much of a porn addict

No. 1117359

>>1116460
Wehre are you getting all this cute boy content?

No. 1117364

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>>1117357
It's not that serious anon.

No. 1117367

>>1117357
not a fujo or 2d person at all but how are these fujos praising a mainstream ship or something similar to men sperging about 69 or 800085 on a calculator or something?

No. 1117369

>>1117357
The Pope isn't going to rail you no matter how hard you clutch your rosary in rage at the sight of fujos having a giggle.

No. 1117379

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>>1117357
Ah, it's you again, you know your posts stand out right?

No. 1117387

>>1117364
It's the antifujo sperg again, it's definitely serious business to them kek.

No. 1117389

>>1117169
>>1116950
They're soft and squishy rubbery plastic. Never chewed them but imagine they're fun to sink teeth into

No. 1117395

>>1117387
She should learn to integrate before she catches a ban. It's obvious when it's her specifically

No. 1117420

>>1117395
>>1117387
>>1117379
>>1117369
>>1117364
Faggot worshipping subhumans who like fecal matter homo sex and spreading aids

No. 1117421

I have been trimming my fringe at home for years now and I still haven't figured out a way of keeping the little hairs from getting into my eyes. Help.

No. 1117434

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>>1117420
add this too

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No. 1117445

>>1117434
I'm not romachan but are you really making fun of a sexual abuse victim, what fucking horrible people you are

No. 1117455

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>>1117357
Must suck to have zero sense of humor, huh?

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No. 1117468

>>1117455
IMAGINE being a fujoshi when you could be a himejoshi. Clownery.

No. 1117495

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>>1117468
I'm not a fujo, I'm just hysterical over a Crime and Punishment gay ship existing and being considered "mainstream" at that

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No. 1117507

>>1117498
absolutely

No. 1117539

>>1117498
Because fujo content is gross, unattractive, boring, neither of the love interests are attractive.

Yuri is pure, both love interests are attractive, you can self insert a lot easier, it can be hot whereas fujo stuff is just gross, and for self hating women.

No. 1117545

>>1117539
>Yuri is pure
Trying to sound like a moid as bait or just straight up moid

No. 1117551

Turns out my current math professor is a manlet, I’m 5’2 but he’s shorter than me. My previous math professor is a manlet too but he’s taller than me.

No. 1117556

>>1117551
Pocket calculator lol.

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No. 1117565

>>1117455
How much fucking art is there of is?? I almost feel like emailing my russian teach

No. 1117570

>>1117323
based, i want to read it now

No. 1117576

>>1117359
>>1117323
This is so fucking cringe idk if I'm the only one who thinks so (other than the anti-fujo sperg)

Also we need another fujo vs yumejo thread but this time add himejos in the OP

No. 1117579

I commented "damn men really do age like milk" on a post that pointed out that a couple of early 20s male artists are all born in the same year, but most of them looked 30+. The many butthurt comments I got hehe beautiful.

No. 1117583

>>1117579
kek love you nonna

No. 1117584

>>1117576
>Also we need another fujo vs yumejo thread
That thread was painful to post in and read through. Infighting over anime men never goes anywhere.

No. 1117585

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I made a dumb meme that myself and probably 2 other people will find funny

No. 1117590

>>1117539
kek love how you still can't fathom that people can like both and have to bring up yuri everytime in your spergfests

No. 1117597

>>1117585
now i just remembered that song so i have to listen to it again

No. 1117601

>>1117585
I like your meme nonna

No. 1117602

Hi, I know you're leaving messages for me in front of my eyes and other's and I'm just letting you know that it doesn't bother me. It's actually funny. You think the public theatre and the people you've sent to watch me scare me? They don't. Keep trying. Dead or alive? You want my hair?? LOL. I am not a threat to myself or to you, you don't need to worry, or try to find a reason to think of me as a 'threat', because I'm not. I'm actually just amused right now. If you see me being unsettled, it's just for your benefit, because I know YOU are the one who needs to be noticed. I heard all of you coming from the inside of my skull because you were beaming your words into my head by accident. You think that scares me? I have descended. I have looked the root of darkness in the eyes and I can now laugh at it. I am genuinely protected and you know it, you don't have power over me because I have discovered that you have no power over me. You can't float around behind me and breathe down my neck and make me think I'm ill. Yes I can feel it. Good job. Very scary, I can feel you breathing. I can hear what you want me to hear, these threats, shrieks. I know you tried to make me feel and hear a few other things, and I'm just letting you know, just in case you are real, and I'm pretty sure you are, in this moment of clarity, that I'm really not scared anymore. The new tricks you're trying? I won't describe them, you know what they are. I can hear you taunting me and it's laughable.

Did you know that when we die we will return to a common source? In trying to hurt me you are also hurting a part of yourself. You do not need to be in servitude. We will be free soon, and you will understand, I promise. I repeat that I am not a threat, I may have once felt threatened but I am actually able to help you, you who thinks I can be scared so easily. If you see this, and I think you will, just know that things could be better. Ask for the true vision of things, and stop wasting your energy trying to harass those who are more powerful than you. I know I'm not sick, it's actually you. I hope you get well soon. I'm going to turn a blind eye soon and hope you are ready to wake up soon! Everything is a dream and death is waking up ok? Don't take life too seriously ♥ ♥

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>>1117539
>Yuri is pure
what the fuck anon this is genuinely how men and trannies think. and what is attractive is subjective, obviously??
>it's for self hating women
it can be especially with teenage girls i wont deny that, but it isn't inherently. some people just find it hot. I will never understand why it bothers you this much that other people like it, like why do you even care

No. 1117617

>>1117556
Lmfaooo

No. 1117620

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No other man that has ever (or never) existed can pull off this haircut.

No. 1117621

>ikuhara trolls about changing his name
>twitter runs with it and assumes he just came out as trans
Literally what

No. 1117624

>>1117602
You sound like you're legit schizophrenic.. they probably just tried to help you nonna.

No. 1117627

Goddamn i said "we did it fujos" sarcastically. Im not even a fujo, I just thought it was funny.
>>1117602
take your meds nonny

No. 1117628

>>1117621
doesn't he have an obsession with lesbians? wouldn't be surprised

No. 1117629

>>1117597
honestly all these years later and it still goes hard kek I love that 2010s brit shit

No. 1117631

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me when I realize anons read everything in a thread but never reply to you sometimes. i seriously need to be more vigilant, some of you nonnies are too nosy for your own good

No. 1117637

I love stumbling upon weeb LJ from 2009, the pure essence of unashamed cringiness lightens my heart

No. 1117643

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Posters actually do have specific energies, and some stick out so much that they can be clocked from thread to thread. It's a bit harsh to call them out and/or embarrass them unless they're being little shits, though

No. 1117646

>>1117584
It's meant to be a containment thread

>>1117627
Don't worry, it was funny

>>1117603
Fuck why are they so disgusting

No. 1117647

>>1117624
I will not apologise for spiritual radiance. May you have hope and clarity too.

No. 1117652

>>1117643
Why does she look like she eats little children?

No. 1117654

>>1117620
Somewhat agree. Majima is on thin ice, only his outfit can pull the look together. He gets minus points when he is in a suit.

No. 1117655

>>1117643
What's my posting energy? What's my aura? Tell me wise one!

No. 1117658

>>1117654
NTA but I disagree, he also looks great shirtless

No. 1117660

>>1117643
Nonnas keep saying this but very time I’ve been accused of being some other anon it’s been wrong.

No. 1117665

>>1117646
>containment
Yes. Can you make the thread, anon?
>>1117660
Same the retarded schizos keep accusing me too and even though I use the same phrases over and over, it's never right. I think people who obsess that much should just go outside.

No. 1117666

>>1117647
Please just don't do anything stupid and don't kill yourself, please talk to a hospital first. The things you describe sound scary to witness and they could help you with that.

No. 1117673

>>1117643
>Posters actually do have specific energies
It's called spergy word pattern recognition, I suffer under it too nonna.

No. 1117675

>>1117658
Original anon, I think he should be naked. Now that the games are all on PC, where are the nude mods?

No. 1117689

>>1117666
Samefag but oh boy, those trips surely won't help someone in a paranoid episode.

No. 1117712

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Damn I really love LC because all yall are funny as hell but all these newfags and degenerate moids shitting up the place really is killing the vibe. I feel sorry for the jannies because they gotta clean up all the literal fucking pits of humanity and for free, just so we can have a place to shitpost. I've been so close to spam the 2X board on the tranny thread way too many times so all the sperging and infighting can go there and leave us to alone in peace. I just wanna make fun of the degenerates pls

No. 1117722

>>1117675
You know what? you're right

>>1117712
sorry this has nothing to do with your post but I love this photo of Miyazaki

No. 1117727

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>>1117722
me too anon, he is very iconic

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>>1117727
bonus one

No. 1117742

>>1117666
That’s schizo-anon, she’s been posting this unhinged stuff a lot lately but she isn’t mentally there enough to listen to anybody’s advice. Just ignore her.

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>>1117565
oh god, there is an endless amount of it on Tumblr, all of it autistic as fuck… I feel like a brand new portal to hell has been opened. Picrel is someone's Raskolnikov doll. Yes it's pretty cool in a way, but also insane and cringe as fuck
https://deathbypickles.tumblr.com/post/669075064770166784/how-does-one-make-a-cohesive-post-about-a-months

No. 1117800

>>1117749
>see the writing style
>jeff/20/theythem
Jeeezus

No. 1117816

>>1117643
if you don’t wake up and add a little spice to your autistic rants then idk what you’re doing nonna

No. 1117828

>>1117323
I know I should be cringing but this is so fucking funny

No. 1117849

You're 31,its nearly 1am.you have a wee Midweek break from your job and decide to see your mother. You get drunk and watch Spencer. Very good, but you get your mother so hype that's its 1am on a Thursday and she is not at all inclined to go to bed and you're weighing up if you should just tell her you've been smoking weed for a decade and really could go for a joint rn or wait it out a bit longer to see if she'll go to sleep so you can sneak one. I'm 31 yall. Fuck sake I'm an adult. I should be allowed to smoke mind altering drugs to help me sleep better.

No. 1117855

>>1117849
Offer her some

No. 1117856

>>1117849
You hooked me with that intro. Smoke up in the bathroom, or just tell your mom, what's she gonna do, kick you out? You sound like you'd be fun to hang with though.

No. 1117858

I love when my stomach rumbles really loudly. I had a really good one just now which inspired me to post. It's such a funny sound.
My pizza is ready but I want to hear my stomach have a good rumble one more time..

No. 1117861

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But if you do come to my house to harm me or my wife, I have a loaded shotgun. I’ll- I will literally shoot you and kill you, ok. So to say I’m against violence- yo, this is how- I sit in bed and I think about my lock combo on my gun cabinet. I-I imagine how fast I can get there, punch in the code, take out the gun, turn off the safety, put the bullet in the chamber. I think about that obsessively every night. And that’s the world I live in. Ok, so I’m not against violence when it’s necessary, but punching a guy for saying a stupid fucking joke is not necessary and if you want to test me, come to my fucking house, and I’ve got a 7 I got 7 bullets, it’s a semi-automatic shotgun, and I can unleash 7 fucking bullets on you without even have to cock that bitch. Okay?

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The Danofagging thread exudes a very cursed kind of energy

No. 1117866

>>1117863
Nice picture, may I save it sister

No. 1117867

>>1117865
He looks like an uneaten cookie that's been left on a table for days

No. 1117869

>>1117865
I'm glad someone likes him, it's like the awww feeling when you see the nerdy dork get an actual date for prom

No. 1117870

>>1117865
Is he okay here? He looks… sick

No. 1117872

>>1117867
that was my thought too. Pillsbury doughboy in the flesh

No. 1117874

I just went on kiwifarms and happened to stumble upon them doing a live chat for one of Foodie Beauty's livestreams and it looks so fun. I don't browse there so I didn't realize that they do stuff like that. I know we have two different website formats (imageboard and forum), no cows that livestream often and a lower number of users compared to KF so it wouldn't work out but it would be nice. Like something similar to the cytube chat.
I know about the tempcow stuff that happened at the height of Onisions drama. I either wasn't around or a newfag then so I didn't get to experience it.

No. 1117883

>>1117856
I smoked a fat one in the garden and looked at the stars 10/10 I bet the neighbours saw me and thought I looked gorgeous

No. 1117887

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Something that helps me feel better at times when i’m feeling down especially about being a woman and how shit a lot of things are for us is remembering that a troon would probably kill to have the life i’ve had and the body I have now. They’ll never get to have the experiences I had of growing up as a girl, the beauty of female friendships, loving another woman as a woman or loving a man as a woman, menstruation (because they’re freaks), just everything I experience through the lens of womanhood, they will never have that. I don’t have to mutilate myself or wake up everyday and act like a freak to make some face blind people maybe believe I am a mirage of a woman because I am a woman no matter what I do, always have been and always will be. I know this is all obvious, and sounds a bit like schizoposting but when I think about it in detail like this it makes me really happy. I’m glad my existence alone is enough to make men angry, and the fact that they’ll never know what womanhood is like and despite how hard it can be at times it’s also beautiful, mostly because of the connections that I can form with other women as a woman, men will never know what that’s like.

No. 1117909

>>1117887
Not schizo, totally relatable. The only good outcome of the tranny menace is how much it makes you appreciate womanhood in the face of troons desperately trying and failing to appropriate it for themselves. Can't relate to being a jealous, bitter, degenerate male who needs medicine and surgery to become a creepy, clockable facsimile of what we effortlessly just are.

No. 1117915

My aunt sent out a group text to notify everyone that she isn't spelling her name with an "i" anymore and is going back to "ey." End of an era.

No. 1117916

I just realized that I've been following lolcows for over half my life and it has definitely given me brain damage. If I ever have kids I'll make sure that they won't know what the internet is until they're legal adults.

No. 1117934

>>1117915
glad she informed you all

No. 1117953

>>1117665
>Can you make the thread, anon?
I wanted to do it, the problem is that I don't know which pic to use

No. 1117956

went mask off with my terfy opinions in my oldest friends gc. The one handmaiden I know, idc for her friendship anymore but she’s rlly argumentative…why’d I do this

No. 1117970

Resumes are so fucking annoying Im not writing shit about myself
oh pwease pwease hire me!! i have great interpersonal skills and will be a great addition to your store.

No I wouldn't.

No. 1117992

I feel crazy when looking up opinions about kids shows online and all the parents are calling the main character a spoiled brat. It’s so strange, you would expect these people to know that real children are usually much more insufferable and immature considering they raise them! I think they must be in some kind of denial.

No. 1117996

Every night I get electrocuted by my fleece hoodie and fleece blanket and every night I fear one day I’ll actually go ZNZZNGTTT and die

No. 1118000

>>1117996
Fun fact, when you feel a static shock, you are experiencing a minimum of 3,000 volts of electricity

No. 1118006

>>1117996
Your super hero name will be
>Eelectric

No. 1118007

>>1118006
There is already a pokemon with that name tho

No. 1118011

i wish the animecore cows thread was still active

No. 1118015

Wtf I followed some girl on ig with the same name as me (diff spelling) and i just noticed now she changed it to be spelled the same as mine huh, its been like an hour too

No. 1118018

I want to take an ibuprofen so I can sleep comfortably tonight without my scalp hurting, but I don't feel like eating anything. Maybe I'll make a small bowl of oatmeal or something.

No. 1118198

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Happy thursday nonnas

No. 1118199

nonny nonny luftballons

No. 1118202

Lowest IQ thread on lolcow: Celebricows
Highest IQ thread on lolcow: Tinfoil

No. 1118224

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Me and my ex not talking but still watching each other’s instagram stories

No. 1118235

I danger liked someone else's post on a friends fb a few years back. I was just being nosy omg I hate the Internet I hope neither of them got a notification

No. 1118236

I wasted a pair of contact lenses because my sleepy dumbass thought one of them was deformed since I couldn’t put it in my eye just to realise I was trying to put two contact lenses on the same eye right after I threw the “defective” one to the trash. 10€ down the drain, fuck.

No. 1118243

>>1118236
I recommend buying daily lenses. They're much more hygienic which is extremely important, eye health is no joke. It comes out about the same price or slightly cheaper (depending on how expensive the liquids you used were, which you don't need for dailies). And if you lose one, it's no big deal.

No. 1118248

>>1118243
Oh, never thought of using daily ones. I don’t use them everyday, so they’ll probably be cheaper in the long run too. I’ll ask my optician next time

No. 1118274

>>1118224
They always come back. My bf broke up with me after two years because of my antics and even cut off all contact with me, but came back two months later through e-mail, lol.

No. 1118310

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I wanna start a commune with you all

No. 1118320

>>1118310
To trannies and gay men larping, she's not talking to you.

No. 1118340

The girl I had a hopeless retarded crush on for the longest time and legitimately cried over turned out to be an asshole and I lost all feelings for her, I am finally free my nonnas

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No. 1118366

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Just dropped a piece of baked macaroni on the floor. 5 second rule.

No. 1118368

i adore my cat bear, he is the cutest thing, he is my baby, i just want to snuggle him all day everyday.

No. 1118415

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Fat bitch I hate posted that her arms are 23in/60cm and I can't fucking believe this shit.

No. 1118420

>>1118366
That rule DOESN’T APPLY if what you dropped is MOIST

No. 1118424

>>1118199
shouldn't it be nonny-non

No. 1118427

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Counting down the minutes to the infight that will no doubt happen at least once today.

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No. 1118451

>>1118427
Samefag, it's already happening kek

No. 1118464

A nona posted about bread cheese a while back and I had no idea what the fuck it was but I just saw it at the cheese shop I go to and now I'm tempted to buy some and try it.

No. 1118468

i keep putting off cutting my hair. i haven't cut it in over 3 years and the ends are almost touching my thighs now. it's difficult to maintain, de-tangling is a pain, and it doesn't really look good in any style besides braided or down. but the length combined with my wild waves makes me feel like a forest witch. even though it's needed, i think i'll be a little sad when i go get it cut. it'll grow back anyway.

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>>1118464
I think that was me! Please get it anon. I want to live through you. I didn't even think to look at a cheese shop, but bread cheese is European and I live in a Southern ass state so idk if any shops here would have it. Can some Finnish anon please ship bread cheese to me. Please, I'll do anything just let me have the cheese

No. 1118479

My personal cow isn't milky enough for the personal cow thread but I met this chick overseas because we liked the same band. She's been saying she has a boyfriend and I've been suspicious about it, but even though she hasn't outright named him, she's been dropping hints and I found him and he's a small time actor/musician and I can't believe this bitch thinks she's in his league kek. Nothing beats the feeling of successfully tracking people down.

Another girl she introduced me to is kind of also milky but mostly cringey. Both of them claim that they've worked with our favorite band and I just nod my head to be polite, but this other bitch actually has photos of her with one of the band members in his apartment. Either she found a really fucking good doppelganger who has the same looking dog, or damn this bitch actually wasn't lying. Well regardless, after the first bitch claimed to be in talks with their manager, cow #2 used her "contacts" to contact the band manager and cow #1 tweeted about being ousted or some shit KEK. I wish I could share more but they're really not that milky besides lots of cringey lying.

No. 1118484

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>>1118474
The shop I went to is a chain and they also ship online but it looks like it isn't available to be bought right now… Here's the link anyway if you want to bookmark it for the future! https://www.murrayscheese.com/bread-cheese

I hope they'll start making it available to be bought online so you can have some nonna. I think I'll go get some this weekend to try out.

No. 1118524

>>1118479
So when you don't like someone you think they lie about everything?

No. 1118532

>>1118524
"I work with/know and am friendly with members of (semi popular band)" has the same energy as "my dad owns microsoft" so why wouldn't I take everything these people say with a fistful of salt?

No. 1118533

>>1118198
I want to handshake whoever edited this

No. 1118560

>>1118340
I hope this happens to me with the guy I have a retarded hopeless crush on

>>1118310
Without proper organization, a commune is doomed to fail

>>1118366
I've stopped applying the 5 second rule when the floor hasn't been mopped recently, because I thought about the fact that there's almost certainly some traces of dog shit on my shoes, especially after I go outside, and that's passed on to the kitchen floor. Dust? Hair? Never bothered me before. But thinking about dog shit on my food made me change that habit. Don't eat food that you dropped on the floor.

>>1118468
>but the length combined with my wild waves makes me feel like a forest witch
Same lmao. Cut your hair really short, and sell it. In another 3 years you'll have super long hair again anyway.

No. 1118573

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>>1118468
Same here, last time I cut it was 2019. Mine reaches my butt and realistically I know I should cut it because the ends are a mess, but I love my unnecessarily long hair and the witchy vibe too.

No. 1118574

>>1118573
NTA and also same, but I did end up getting it cut because my hair is very thick and it was getting so tangled that it took way too long each day to detangle my hair- also ended up ripping out so much, or peeling the hair out of my brush and leaving a brush-shaped clump of hair, handle and everything. My hair grows fast so it's fine, plus this haircut doesn't look as bad as the other haircut I got like four years ago (maybe longer)

No. 1118575

>>1118560
I dropped the food in my room anon. Shoes have never touched the part that I dropped it on.

No. 1118582

>>1118574
yeah, unless I straighten my hair I always keep it braided because it'll become a nest within minutes,that and the hour long showers are the only things that are making me consider getting a bob again kek
It used to shed so much I thought I was going bald, but it's calmed down now out of nowhere thankfully, I don't know what changed.

No. 1118585

Does anybody else have trouble visiting pixiv? I'm just getting a white screen.

No. 1118596

>>1118560
You wouldn't have to worry about dog shit on your kitchen floor if you didn't wear your shoes inside, anon.

No. 1118612

>>1118596
Exactly. Shoes indoors is a disgusting habit and it's not even comfortable. Take them off at the door, put on slippers. Even worse when I see vloggers in their carpeted bedrooms wearing and leaving their dirty shoes on the floor. No wonder most of my neighbors get carpet re-installed constantly but mine is pristine after a decade.

No. 1118616

>>1118585
this happens to me occasionally and clearing my cookies fixes it

No. 1118617

Are any of you on neocities? I wanna see more cool sites!

No. 1118636

>>1118616
Thank yoU

No. 1118670

Who the fuck wears shoes indoors? Weird behavior. Just wear socks or home slippers. People who dont remove their shoes immediately are so nasty to me

No. 1118713

I need my dad's dremel for something I'm building but it's in the storage unit and he's sick aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and can't go with me to get it. I'm about to go out and buy a brand new dremel set for this single project kekkk

No. 1118739

>>1118670
I refuse to believe some people do not take their shoes off, that is actual insanity

No. 1118746

>>1118670
You'd hate my dad. Wears shoes from when he wakes up at 7am in the morning to when he goes to bed at 11pm at night. He will be sitting in his recliner with his sketchers on. I think he has aspergers

No. 1118751

>>1118670
No, but for real. Even growing up in a Hispanic house hold, we all wore house slippers or socks. People who wear outside shoes indoors are disgusting

No. 1118771

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I keep hearing Paul Dano as the riddler say "JAAAANNIESSSS, I'M BAAAAN EEVAAAADINGGG" in my head. I think all this talk about danofags is making me insane.

No. 1118788

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Why am I just now realizing 150 years later this person had a crush on me? Why didn't I pick up on the signals. Is my brain a fucking sack of rocks?

No. 1118832

sticky rice is best rice

No. 1118842

Boiling rice smells disgusting and I don't know why

No. 1118850

>>1118842
have you tried basmati? it smells amazing imo

No. 1118853

File: 1648760632619.jpg (251.35 KB, 2000x1325, ab3c5d5b-534a-44be-b7f1-6376db…)

New Mexico whiptails are so cute!

No. 1118861

>>1118850
Basmati and jasmine is good, white rice is the smelly one no matter what.

No. 1118906

I had just got off the phone with Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea And she had said that she saw durell fuckin some other lady

No. 1118907

>>1118853
And they’re a female-only species!

No. 1118910

>>1118906
an I sed what the fuck is this, a dildo?

No. 1118939

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>>1118853
There are so many cool species of lizards. Where I'm from we have Western fence lizards, they have brilliant blue bellies. I could sperg about all the cool lizards all day

No. 1118941

>>1118788
>150 years later
Are you a vampire?

No. 1118943

>>1118596
I'm sorry I'm not Japanese

No. 1118945

>>1118670
I wear my flip flops inside and outside
>>1118751
>Even growing up in a Hispanic house hold
like me

No. 1118952

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>>1118788
>>1118941
Now that we know you are a vampire AND single… would you like to go on a frozen yogurt date with me nonny? I'll protect you from the sun, I'll punch it in the eye

No. 1118953

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>>1118941
no… yes

No. 1118958

nowadays lolcow eats shit on my phone when I try to use the catalog

No. 1118959

>>1118670
idk anyone who does that, I've always worn slippers. I really want to wear just socks but i think my feet are very sensitive to the cold because I start sneezing after ten minutes whenever i try

No. 1118961

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A small local weeb forum website I frequent converted the entire website's text into owo-spweak including matching smileys for April fools and I can't stop cackling.

No. 1118965

MY CLOSE TO THE EDGE VINYL SOUNDS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT IT'SSO FUCKING GOOD I WANT TO CRY IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL THE TALENT THE SOUND THE BEAUTY THE MAJESTY THE LYRICS THE LOVE AND THE PURE DEDICATION TO ART I FUCK

No. 1118967

>>1118964
to add on to this: i think it annoyed me so much because he loves to act as if he's the patron saint of cleanliness (because i sometimes let the dishes stack up) when he does stuff like leave his hair everywhere and not wash his fucking hands after leaving the bathroom.

No. 1118970

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KEK I love all the anons dunking on the kiwifarms mascot design. Good to see anons are women of taste.

No. 1118972

>>1118970
what thread nonna

No. 1118973

>>1118972
NTA but the Lolocw doodle room thread

No. 1119005

>Rito refuses to change my cringe edgy lolilike name from when I was 16 y.o pick me
>I call them a pedophile and now they HAVE to change it.
IF YOU ARE HERE RITO EMPLOYEES, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CHANGE MY NAME

No. 1119015

>>1119005
the fuck is Rito besides the Zelda bird people

No. 1119031

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I made kimchi dumplings for the first time but I undersalted and didn’t use enough kimchi for the filling so my family hates it and keeps complaining that it’s completely flavorless. Yeah it’s a on the blander side and I’m gonna add more kimchi and salt to the leftover filling I have but my feelings are hurt. I don’t want to bother cooking for my family anymore.

No. 1119032

>>1119031
Make a sauce to go with them. A little saucy sauce makes everything better and more flavorful.

No. 1119036

File: 1648776103956.png (127.98 KB, 507x281, this guy.PNG)

I just found a whole subreddit dedicated to being against fiber (as in the carb) kek. It seems like it's really just a subreddit for carnivores or people who don't like vegans since fiber only comes from plants.
Picrel isn't from the actual subreddit, just one of the owners of it.

No. 1119042

>>1119032
Thanks nona, I think I’ll make a sauce or a reduction with the leftover kimchi juice! The recipe warned me to squeeze out all excess liquid or it would make the dumplings all gross and weird, so that probably didn’t help with the blandness.

No. 1119047

>>1119036
How the fuck do they shit? I kinda like meat since i cant eat wheat but at least some form or bean or green is always good

No. 1119057

>>1119015
Misspelling of Riot (League of Legends)

No. 1119064

Does anyone else thrust or move their legs around like crazy in bed to relieve period cramps?
I got a migraine today and I found that laying in bed and moving my arms around and grabbing a pillow over and over helped.
I guess what I'm asking is does anyone else use the sense of touch to help relieve pain?

No. 1119070

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My nonnies and I preparing to post about anime characters like it's our job.

No. 1119074

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I will tryyy-yyyy-yyyy
To clip you~~

No. 1119080


No. 1119106

I suddenly realized that I got bullied for being an anime fan. I went to school once with a my hero academia shirt due to lack of shirts and this guy and his two buddies were being very high school bully mean like taking my pens to kick around and laughing at me and my shirt and wondering who my husbando was. At the time it was bad because I was scared of people but especially guys so I just told the teacher and then cried right when we walked out of the classrooms. They probably saw me cry. So how do I come back from something as embarrassing as that? Kek.

No. 1119108

>>1119106
choose a better anime next time

No. 1119113

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>>1119106
>high school
>mha
>check date of airing
>2016
Jesús Cristo I’m so fucking old. But I feel like I was living under a rock as well, 2014 and I wasn’t reading that? I’m glad I didn’t waste my time with it tbh. But it’s still weird, I don’t even remember reading about it until like 2019, geez.

No. 1119118

>>1119108
the males would have likely preferred something like oreimo, nonnie.

No. 1119122

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I can't take tinfoils seriously anymore because I had a friend whose family was comprised entirely of freemasons but she and her brother didn't care much for the secrecy of it so during one of our hangouts they showed us photos and videos of all of their dumb rituals and the dude even told us that one time he was in charge of the lights and music so he put on the jurassic park theme and no one else noticed and he was holding in his laughter the whole time.
Spoiler alert, it's just a really dumb templar LARP club with crinkly polyester capes, the only notable thing is that they swear to help other club members in whatever they need so that's why they all end up rich, because they support eachother's business endeavors, really made the world way more boring to me.

No. 1119123

>>1119108
KEK true though

No. 1119125

>>1119122
I kind of want to join with a group of friends and attend meetings in medieval wizard garb.

No. 1119128

>>1119125
That is so offensive.

No. 1119130

>>1119125
kinda mad its invitation only tbh, it looked really dumb but really fun
>>1119128
why anon?

No. 1119134

>there's already been cp raids on fujochan
nonas i am SO tired

No. 1119137

>>1119122
I thought it was well-known that Freemasons are just groups of boomer men who get together to socialize and occasionally do service projects.

No. 1119150

I expect the /g/ nonnies to do this. esp the carreyfag

No. 1119155

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>>1119118
Oreimo is good nonny. Sad to learn i have scrote tier apparently. Im ashamed i find it funny please dont judge me

No. 1119156

>>1119155
*scrote tier taste

No. 1119175

>>1119122
I thought most tinfoils about them concerned mainly the upper levels or 33rd degree whatever it's called

No. 1119182

The way that some women cling on to the whole "serve your husband" thing is insane to me. My grandmother (who I love, of course.) is the breadwinner and she still insists on cooking for my grandfather when in reality he should be cooking for her. Serving your husband falls apart when he isn't playing his role.
And of course, she tried to teach me to do that stuff for men as well.

No. 1119183

>>1119150
i gagged at the idea of this woman

No. 1119212

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>>1119182
Kek my mom says that too and yet she domineers my dad a lot, I would even say more than he deserves. At least he actually contributes a lot though. Women with that mindset seem to always live a totally contradictory reality.

No. 1119227

>>1119015
I can't stop laughing at this post

No. 1119306

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I love you all, remember to infight less and ignore bait, I also recommend flossing if you have the time. How's everyone's days going?

No. 1119329

i wanna shag him but i have dignity

No. 1119349

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>>1119306
Just flossed and got blessed with an Illumi in return, thx anon

No. 1119354

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>>1119349
floss for Illumi to visit you tonight with a needle of happiness, ignore this post for the clown

No. 1119359

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>>1119354
nothing has ever motivated me to floss more

No. 1119368

sometimes i want to post about weird shit my sister does but i don't want to be recognizable so i say "my friend" or "this girl i know" but then it sounds like i'm talking about myself kek

No. 1119371

>>1119368
kek nonny now i’m curious about what weird shit your sister does

No. 1119379

How/when do you think YouTube will lose favour? I mean, it has to at some point right?

No. 1119386

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>>1119371
well right now i wanted to post that picrel reminds me a lot of her because she often paces around autistically

No. 1119421

File: 1648813206706.png (1.28 MB, 1091x661, demoman moment, demoment if yo…)

When I am bored I just go read old team fortress 2 update notes

No. 1119494

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Nonnas turned me onto fenugreek supplements and now my vag smells like a stack of flapjacks and I couldn't be happier about it

No. 1119518

>>1119386
which thread anon please…

No. 1119541

>>1119386
this image hurts me because i do the exact same fucking thing kek

No. 1119576

>>1119155
how is oreimo good in any way..like even putting the incest shit aside, every character is unbelievably insufferable and retarded it's honestly one of the worst anime's i've ever seen. i want to a-log the main characters so bad i'll even take MHA over that

No. 1119588

>>1119212
>Women with that mindset seem to always live a totally contradictory reality.
So true. The tradthot thread proves it. I think people who actually have traditional values don't preach about it because they're too busy actually practicing it.

No. 1119596

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RITO, I HAVE GIVEN YOU A CHANCE, AND SINCE YOU REFUSE TO RESPOND, I SHALL NOW CREATE A TWITLONGER ACCUSING YOU AS PEDOPHILES.
PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES, PEDOPHILES.

No. 1119607

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every night i'm tossing and turning in my sleep and wake up in a cold sweat because he is not in my arms. how can one creation be so goddamn perfect? god's gift to man… nay, to myself. i need him so bad. i will go to the ends of the earth to get my grubby hands on him. please wait for me, nagano collab purin

No. 1119608

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Working on a craft project for a monthly class I joined and I'm having so much fun. I love making things and I forgot how much I love making things. I constantly say that I'm stupid and I'm terrible at things like math and critically thinking about the world around me (I tend to just parrot things I hear that make sense to me), but I think what it is is my brain excels at creating 3D objects. I think this is where my brain feels the most comfortable. I love making things, even though I don't do it often. When I sew, I spend hours thinking about the pattern and how to sew it. I can't learn how to make things in a formal setting or even watching videos, I just have to do it. Most of the time, my ideas on how to sew something, no matter how janky, works. Are my projects refined and well made? No, absolutely not. But I can make it with little help, my brain just knows how to figure it out.

I'm making a uniquely shaped storage box out of popsicle sticks and have already made my prototype and my brain is just going at full force. It's an unusual shape so I have to think about curves and how to lock it and stuff, but I'm having so much fun brainstorming. It's a really simple project so there's not a lot of roadblocks when it comes to the design or mechanics, but our next project is supposed to be a little more challenging and I'm so excited for it. I've been chatting with the other students in the class and been getting really good feedback and ideas and I'm so happy.

I was really nervous about starting the class. What if my idea isn't good enough? What if I can't make it? But everything is working out. I can't wait to finish this project. I think it's so silly and it puts a huge smile on my face. I want to make a big stupid shelf version of it one day.

No. 1119609

>>1119596
No anon, don't get Esmerunghoy cancelled…

No. 1119626

Idk if I'm high as shit so someone might need to confirm, I'm watching the newest unfiltered episode (my guilty pleasure) and I swear all the guys are on coke and Mariah is mad. Also its very uncomfortable

No. 1119658

>>1119626
wtf is unfiltered

No. 1119664

Anyone else love seasoning meat? I love seasoning meat, putting onions and peppers and then when I taste it I'm like, "nonnie!!! It came through!"
I especially love seasoning chicken and steak

No. 1119671

>>1119608
that's so cool! i'm glad you found your strength for creating. i find this kind of 3D maneuvering (especially with knitting) very difficult to understand.

No. 1119676

Tried to go back at reading to finally finish all the books I started but I was tired and bored after like 2 pages. I wanna start a new book but I know I'll never finish it as well so I'm stuck.

No. 1119681

>>1119676
reread an old favorite nonny to get back into it

No. 1119683

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>>1119664
what's the best way to season chicken? i usually marinate chicken legs in lemon juice and garlic with some olive oil but it never really soaks up the flavor? where am i going wrong, chef-chan?

No. 1119693

>>1119683
not a chef at all but, you're doing it right using an acid (lemon juice) to create a porous base and then fats with flavor (olive oil with garlic) and an emulsifier. Are you adding any more spices? How long are you marinating it? Sometimes it's best to marinate 24 hours in the fridge, or even do small cuts on the chicken to help it soak it even more. The longer the better tbh. You could even add a tiny bit of honey to enhance the flavor.

My favorite is more earthy spices like rosemary. I tend to marinate my chicken with lemon juice, rosemary, olive oil and salt + pepper. Hopefully a chef nona can correct me if I'm wrong but those things have been working for me since I only eat chicken and salmon

No. 1119694

>>1119683
Not OP, but are you letting it sit long enough to marinate?

No. 1119707

File: 1648837686899.jpg (806.48 KB, 1429x1043, tumblr_bb90fc9f3c9aa7624b583eb…)

liked this year's joke on tumblr

(this reminded me I found out about this site when PULL and lolcow switched domains kek)

No. 1119709

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I wanna get taco bell but I don't know if I should…I know I will though

No. 1119713

>>1119707
It's still not beating the lizard election.

No. 1119715

>>1119713
I'll be honest I don't remember it ugh I'm old

No. 1119718

>>1119694
i think so. i leave it for 2-3 hours

No. 1119731

>>1119607
This nigga is committing crimes, I don't trust him

No. 1119737

>>1119709
ANONS QUICK PLEASE I NEED HELP ASAP! Should I get a crunchwrap or chalupa?

No. 1119739

>>1119735
Chalupa. Disclaimer, I've never had either a chalupa or a crunchwrap but chalupa sounds cooler.

No. 1119741

>>1119739
Will get that then! Chalupas are so good when they're fresh and hot. Getting some fiesta potatoes too. and Cinnabon coffee. Coffee gives me the shits but I need to fill the hole in my heart that Taco Bell ripped out when they discontinued the Cinnabon delights

No. 1119745

>>1119737
Crunchwrap always. It’s the only thing I get at del taco.

No. 1119747

>>1119518
shitposting thread

No. 1119748

>>1119741
Sounds tasty nona! I used to go there for the shredded chicken quesadilla but they took shredded chicken off the menu. I will try me a chalupa next time.

No. 1119750

I cannot stop listening to David Grisman, holy shit

No. 1119754

Have anons here ever tried analysing your own handwriting for ‘personality indicators’ ? I’m skeptical about it’s validity but it seems fun. I might try it out since I already have lots notes that I’ve written down in class, but they were written in a hurry so idk if that makes the more or less valid

No. 1119771

File: 1648840729443.jpg (119.71 KB, 500x500, g220252s01.jpg)

it's LITERALLY annual dumbass shit day and how is it NO companies and NO websites are doing any april fools pranks? not even a singular dumbass shit google doodle. I have never been more disappointed in capitalism.

No. 1119779

>>1119771
I have more faith in capitalism than ever after seeing these cat batteries

No. 1119781

>>1119754
The only thing you can tell from someone's handwriting is whether they are male or female, the rest is just made up. But I think it's cool you can even tell that one thing.

No. 1119787

File: 1648841014876.gif (3.3 MB, 512x512, E762B459-6825-4A60-9D96-35DD9A…)

>>1119771
Because the world is already a joke now

No. 1119801

>>1119781
I've never seen somebody who outright wrote like the opposite sex, but I've seen some handwriting that's pretty androgynous (my gf's for one lol).
My mother has the girliest handwriting possible while still being completely unintelligible, it's just a bunch of loops and curls

No. 1119815

File: 1648842507235.gif (9.89 MB, 400x534, psycho.gif)

I don't wanna go out in public today but I need food
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 1119838

>>1119815
NONNY WHERE IS THIS FROM????

No. 1119839

I swear Aquaphor makes my lips drier. Sticking to vaseline from now on.

No. 1119894

>>1119839
I read somewhere that most lip balms make you dependant on them. I used to have lip balms in every jacket and bag I owned because I couldn't go an hour without applying them and now that I use vaseline I only need to apply it at night and in the morning.

No. 1119921

There may be an obese person on this thread right now.

No. 1119925

I found out an artist I follow (and commissioned a couple years ago) is my second cousin, small world!

No. 1119943

>>1119921
nah don't worry your mom is here in bed with me

No. 1119948

>>1119921
The fats are coming from inside the thread

No. 1119951

Ha ha ha ha the website says try to do 3 sets of 12 repetitions of push-ups, you're getting 3 sets of 2 that's the best I can do

No. 1119973

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do not scroll down for the love of god

No. 1119976

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dont scroll, gore

No. 1119986

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don't scroll, have an egg

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stop scrolling girly

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>>1119122
>Spoiler alert, it's just a really dumb templar LARP club with crinkly polyester capes
kek this, so many famous people have been freemasons but it's actually not a big deal, even you could join too, they're everywhere in the US and probably Europe too

>>1119134
Not surprising since they've been advertising on 4chan.

>>1119125
Me too… but I'm too lazy, too lonely and too poor to really get into fantasy LARP.

No. 1120012

TikThot

No. 1120024

When im sad i open google earth go to japan find a bakery and laugh at the french spelling mistakes
Im a doing it right now yes

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>>1119386
I do the same thing… If it's about my husbando it even motivates me to get up and do my chores. I need a job.

>>1119815
looks like China

>>1119925
Oh that's so cool! I would be so happy if one of my favorite artists turned out to be related to me kek

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>>1119986
This is a cute boy, is he from SideM?

>>1120024
kek now Imma do that too

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>>1120040
yep! michiru enjoji! he recently got a card that's trying to challenge my iron saving will

No. 1120049

The obvious female staff at Rite have decided to give me a name change.. Miss nonnies, it was a pleasure being unhinged with you all.
need help with new name though

No. 1120056

>>1120049
xXxFarmerGaming360xXx

No. 1120058

>>1120049
preciousXXcow

No. 1120061

>>1120049
lolcor

No. 1120062

Imagine growing up with a stable and loving family. It boggles the mind. Like just being chill and assuming they'll support and love you and being open and shit, having that steady internal confidence as you mature.

I really think people with secure attachment types are literally ubermensch and they don't even know it, lucky ducks.

No. 1120063

>>1120062
secure attachment types are a myth, at best theyre great LARPers

No. 1120065

>>1120062
didn’t stop me from fucking up my life lol at least with shitty parent you have an incentive to get away

No. 1120074

>>1120062
I had a stable and loving family for the most part and I still turned out fucked up because of stuff outside of my parents control

No. 1120075

Scratching your head with a rat tail comb is literally the best feeling ever

No. 1120096

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>>1120047
So many boys from SideM are cute… I went through the wiki once and man, this Genbu guy, I love delinquents and I love glasses, and he sounds like such a cool person. I wish I could play this game but I hate gacha too much to figure out how to play it (afaik it's Japan-only, right?)

No. 1120099

>>1120096
Ooooohhoho nice

No. 1120110

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>>1120096
>So many boys from SideM are cute…
agreed, even the characters i'm not huge on still have some really cute cards now and again. glad that the new game has been some sort of second-wind for it.
both games are jp only, so you'd have to go through a jp apple account or qooapp, unfortunately. i can't even truly rec the mobage game because it's so p2w oriented and boring. growing stars is way better on that front, but it's still gacha. if you'd like to get to know any of the boys better without it, there's an anime with ~half of the units and a bunch of tls for the ingame manga/stories scattered around on the dedicated sidem wiki + sidemtl on twitter!

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No. 1120135

what sites do the petsite nonnies play

No. 1120174

Sometimes scrote accusations are warranted, but it's kind of annoying when you're just trying to offer a nuanced opinion on something and anons immediately jump to "moid" just because you have an opinion that's slightly different. It feels kind of hivemind-y sometimes.

No. 1120185

What has foodiebeauty done so horrible for everyone to hate her on youtube? She's just fat and gross. I'm happy she's traveling

No. 1120189

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kek

No. 1120191

>>1120189
This guy literally looks like a cartoon character. Where the fuck are his lips?

No. 1120194

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>>1120191
If I were photoshop-literate I would definitely shoop the boots onto Ren but alas…

No. 1120195

>>1120112
Epicarino image

No. 1120198

>>1120112
This is incredible

No. 1120201

Im so done with associating with anyone who likes anime
it seems everyone is either a pedophile or a 14 year old she/buns who screams at you over the age of a fully clothed figure you own why cant anime fans just be fucking normal
A girl I am mutuals with on twitter is friends with and supports a pedophile just because he sends her naked lolishit tapestries I want everyone to die

No. 1120203

>>1120201
To add to this the amount of pedobaiting women in anime communities is insane
'im a loli that loves lolis hehe"
You are a grown ass fucking woman with a car and a career god fucking damn go to therapy fix your shit or something jesus christ

No. 1120204

>>1120201
If you didn’t make anime liking friends irl don’t bother making friends into anime online, those are usually terminally online, your only hope is to have a normal friend who doesn’t mind watching funky Chinese animeyes with you from time to time.

No. 1120205

>>1120201
What is wrong with people. So grateful I have an all female friend group who is normal and also into weeb shit and i don’t have to put up with these weirdos

No. 1120208

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>>1119693
thank you so much, nona! can't believe i never thought of putting rosemary in it. i was vegan for about 5 years and i've just completely forgotten how to deal with meat. i'm going to need a spice rack kek

No. 1120214

>>1120208
You didn't have a spice rack when you were a vegan? Even as a vegetarian I have a shit ton of seasonings.

No. 1120221

>>1120203
>>1120201
Agreed nona
95% of anime is irredeemable garbage so anyone who makes being an anime fan their whole personality has issues

No. 1120223

>>1119683
Brining the meat in salt water for a while first makes it so delicious and does some type of sciency thing that allows the outside to have a thin crisp "crust" & it's delicious.

No. 1120238

>>1120214
no, but veganism for me was always partly a cover up for my eating disorder so i ate really simple, disgusting stuff so now i'm really trying to find some joy in cooking

No. 1120240

>>1120223
god that sounds delicious. gonna have to try that! thanks, nonna

No. 1120242

Found that crap on my youtube history along with other old ass songs that I listened again cus "I loved these bands when I was a kid, why did I stop listening/forget about them?" And the answer is they're fucking bad, jesus christ. Also found loveless opening kek, ah, life was simpler back then

No. 1120243

Trisha paytas is hot until you remember her nipples are on her shoulder

No. 1120247

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I thought the horror pope art and screaming mouths were drawn by this francis bacon till today… I feel so stupid.

No. 1120255

>>1120242
die faghot

No. 1120256

>>1120242
I still listen to An cafe tbh They have cute songs to get ready to.
When I first started using the internet I loved listening to the hamster dance and witch doctor on repeat like an autist

No. 1120275

Was gonna watch that NFB documentary on the Star Wars kid viral video but Quebecois french sounds so retarded I can't listen to it for an hour and a half I just can't

No. 1120279

>>1120110
Oh god that is such a cute card
Thanks for the help too, nona

No. 1120296

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Didn't pay attention to the warning tags for some new art this artist I follow posted, immediate regret

No. 1120304

1-10, granted it is a sat night but how rude is it for my neighbor to sing with a microphone at 1 am?

No. 1120317

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do you think in 30 years time the general public will be looking back at troon diagnosing in a similar fashion as the kentler project or are we eternally fucked

No. 1120318

>>1120317
not in the necessarily pedophilic sense or sexual sense. i think we will truly see the most change when the civil suits start emerging. then it will about malfeasance and malpractice, tort attorneys will take advantage and rightfully advocate for filings, and it will be seen as mutilating/complicating. as far as its moral alignment or association with pedophilia necessarily or anything similar to sexual perversion, i'm not sure.

No. 1120319

When looking in the mirror I say things like "hey guys welcome back to my channel" and hold up my makeup while narrating what I'm doing

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Gore on front page, posted in meta

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don’t open the thread

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No. 1120387

>>1120381
Sees moid posting gore, csam, invading women's spaces,generally existing
"NUN OF THAT!"
and all scrotum havers we're gone that early, beautiful morning.
Thank you, Sister!

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>>1120387
kek nonny, beautiful

No. 1120401

>>1120319
I’m subscribed

No. 1120406

>>1120238
>veganism a cover up for eating disorder
Honestly wonder how common that is

No. 1120445

>>1120406
Half the vegans I know had eating disorders before or after they became vegan. Non-medically restricted diets (vegan, keto, paleo etc.) and disordered eating go hand-in-hand.

No. 1120454

Was watching a jamiroquai concert on YouTube earlier, one from 3/4 years ago so they're past their peak but still going.

Men in the comments who are 50 and upwards were all chiming in that they're waay fitter than Jay and slimmer and sing better and dance better and there's no excuses for slowing down with age. Oh he had spinal surgery… well I'm still better than him!
>I'm 60 and I gig every week and move better than that on stage

What a weird little pocket of old man flexing. Frank plays in his local pub and he'll knock your socks off with his over 60s moves.

No. 1120456

>>1120445
You just made me have an epiphany (ntayrt)
>last year i finally got diagnosed with ED and now insurance is covering treatment (not an anachan, dont post about it or anything)
> i finally tell my vegan friend who is visiting, feels like a weight off me;she seems supportive
>we go to beach, we stop at fast food. I get a moderately ok meal
>she starts sperging off about animal products and seething
> i say “homie, I just needed to eat. Why are you policing my food? I dont do that to you”
>she hasn't talked to me since.
Maybe she couldnt deal with my upfront honesty about the whole ordeal? Maybe seeing someone tackle their ED makes her jealous? Idk man, ive literally slept in the hospital for weeks after her car wreck and made sure she was ok and she couldn't even sympathize with a problem I've battled silently since childhood.

No. 1120462

>>1120454
honestly? jay looks really good for a british mo*d. i know ones in their 20s that look worse than him rn

No. 1120472

>>1120456
I’m so happy you’re getting help anon. Don’t even worry about her, if she’s sick then she needs to come to that realisation herself, and if she’s just a spergy vegan then she’s done you a favour by stepping out of your life.

No. 1120480

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Don't feel like playing this game but based

No. 1120486

I drank 2 1/2 four lokos. I woke up vomit on my floor and naked with a broom, mop and dustpan beside me. I do not remember throwing up or getting those items. Idk maybe I did. I'm really creeper out
I don't remember vomiting g or taking off my night shirt… I. Kinda freaked out.

No. 1120494

>>1120486
>2 and a half
wait don't four lokos come in standard soda-like cans? what the fuck is in them paint thinner???

No. 1120495

>>1120486
i had ONE (1) of the new fourlokos like a year ago. shit was soooo fucking awful i wanted to die. the flavor was supposed to be mango but the flavor alone got me sick, not the alcohol. holy fuck they are horrid. if you want VERY cheap but good tasting like convenience/gas station fare just buy steel reserve hard pineapple malt beverages, theyre so so so cheap, yummy, union made and have a high abv

No. 1120497

>>1120472
Thank you for your kind words nonna, i hope you have a great day

No. 1120498

>>1120494
nta but this new shit is a serious assault on the senses and your gastric system. it's gotta be like naphthalene, crushed up baby aspirin and pigeon droppings. my tinfoil is that they are trying to secretly outkill their customers at a rate higher than before they took out the caffeine just to make a point

No. 1120499

Ever since I changed my diet, I've been having this weird feeling in my legs. It's hard to describe, it's like something's crawling in and out of it? Or like the muscle is twitching, but the movement is very subtle. I mostly feel it when I'm lying in bed. I'm not even sure it's related to my diet tbh

No. 1120500

>>1120499
could you be low in magnesium, potassium or sodium as a result of your diet? or maybe too high? what's your diet now

No. 1120503

>>1120494
I had 2 and now that I think of it maybe 1/3 of a 23.5 FL oz can. The big cans. I've never thrown up and not remembered it with liquor. I'm talking drinking 3-4 cups of vodka before blacking out. I feel…weird. I'm going to ask around my house, cause I do not remember throwing up,getting a broom,mop or dustpan or taking off my clothes. I'm not.going to drink for a long time after this

No. 1120506

>>1120500
I cut out pasta and rice completely, eat less meat in general and I substitute chocolate (which I used to binge on) with oatmeal and fruits. I read that oatmeal is supposedly rich in magnesium, so maybe I'm getting too much of it? I eat it every day now

No. 1120509

>>1120503
yeah those cans are big though. does anyone else live with you? some people respond differently and honestly there are some vodkas that are only like 23-30% after eating while some fourlokos are like 14% so if you drank 2 of those alone with no food you could get pretty fucked, plus whatever else they're adding to those. i'm seriously suspicious on fourlokos. obviously alcohol is never really good for you but i'd stick to the fundamentals if you can. i only buy malts when i can't get to the liquor store or something and never again will i buy fourloko personally tbh. did someone give you the fourloko tho? maybe it was spiked?
>>1120506
hm, i notice twitching, cramping, etc when i'm dehydrated or deficient in certain electrolytes but none of that seems odd to me. is it bothersome to you? maybe you should just get a regular panel done to see what your values are, make sure you're not dehydrated or anything on the regular? maybe it is just generally too much oatmeal though if you were previously binging on chocolate. have you any interest in something like slightly sweetened and flavored carob? i really like carob personally and it hits the spot, it's not too rich or boggy in the stomach, high in antiox and fiber, etc

No. 1120514

>>1120509
I brought them myself. I also had a whole Keystone light, so 2 full bottles of Four Lokos, 1/3 of one ( there was some still in my glass, almost to the top of the glass, some still in the can). It's just so weird. I can drink a 1.5 liter vodka (40 proof) in three days, I always blacked out but never thrown up and not remember anything. My family lives with me.

No. 1120517

>>1120514
I mean 80 proof/40%

No. 1120539

I was going into a store today and the layout of the entrance creates this blindspot where you'll always nearly bump into people. So on my way in a fat older scrote was leaving and I made enough room but kept moving forward. He turned to me and was about to say something, a little noise even escaped from his throat and then he awkwardly stuttered it back and stopped..

I have no idea if he mistook me for someone else and then got a better look at me, maybe he was going to tell me off and then got a better look at me and decided against it. I'll never know. Ignoring strange scrotes.. I feel like you're pretty much always saving yourself from some potential bullshit.

No. 1120549

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Could any anon using the latest Firefox version post a screenshot showing what the browser window looks like?

No. 1120571

I feel like my housemates are annoyed because of the fact that I take a shit every day. I noticed they only pee every day and only spend more time in the bathroom while taking a shower. Meanwhile I take my sweet time with pooping. Like, every healthy human should poop every day, I'm sorry you're only able to shit like once or twice a week, that means your diet is poor and you lack physical activity, but I have no problem with that and I'm going to take advantage of it.

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the retards are at it at again posting gore. WARNING. be careful scrolling
bump

No. 1120584

>>1120571
>I noticed they only pee every day and only spend more time in the bathroom while taking a shower
They could be shitting right before their shower? That's a thing that alot of people train themselves to do. It handy for staying clean and if you live with others it can help drown out sounds and smells.

No. 1120586

Oh, I’m gonna be wounded
Oh, I’m gonna be your wound
Oh, I’m gonna bruise you
Oh, you’re gonna be my bruise
Oh, you’re gonna be wounded
Oh, you're gonna be my wound
Oh, you’re gonna bruise too
Oh, I’m gonna be your bruise

No. 1120588

>>1120584
That not an option, I can hear everything from my room

No. 1120597

>>1120571
My health is really fucked now and I'm mostly sedentary so I only take very large weekly poops and I always clog the toilet. I cause a huge inconvenience to the point where pooping is semi traumatizing for me now kek.
Is your issue smell or time period? Poo-pourri works wonders tbh

No. 1120609

My coworker gave me
so
much
soup
I

No. 1120612

If you put a bunny on your products packaging.. I'm at least 50 percent more likely to buy it. It's that time of year where alot of chocolate has bunnies on it OR the choc itself is bunny shaped.. oh no

No. 1120660

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>>1120612
I thought you meant bunnies like picrel and was like "yeah go cruelty free anon!"

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>>1120660
Please stop pouring shampoo in my eyes

No. 1120668

>>1120666
Anon I never thought of this before but after reading your post I want to pour hot cocoa on a chocolate bunny and see what happens. I'm gonna buy a bunny next time I go to the store

No. 1120676

>>1120668
My mind jumped the word 'chocolate' of 'chocolate bunny' and for a moment I panicked thinking you were going to pour hot cocoa on a living bunny like what the fuck

No. 1120678

I live in an area where I hardly ever get leaflets put through my door, like it's so fucking rare that it's almost exciting. Got one today and it was for a weigh watchers type of slimming programme.

I feel like this is the kind of thing you can go seek out when you want it, maybe I've just been reading too many references to EDs on here. Maybe I was hoping it'd be a pizza menu..

No. 1120684

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Why are black metal scrotes so pretentious holy shit just shut up and make riffs

No. 1120695

>>1120684
metal scrotes in general should be euthanized. sun o))) and such are a little different ig but even then anything excessively dark or dreary that a male listens to is just like… stfu. especially when these idiots aren't even capable of perceiving or observing suffering 90% of the time and haven't gone thru shit

No. 1120706

>>1120684
I'm guessing it's because Varg and Euronmyous were edgy scrotes and now everyone else does it to keep up with the 'culture' while forgetting that most of the guys in second wave bm were in their late teens/early 20s and hence were just being edgy instead of actually deep and mysterious. OGs like Fenriz and Ihsahn don't take themselves as seriously anymore because they grew up. Feels like people forget that the scene was literally founded by teenagers who liked larping in the woods and pretending to be wizards or whatever.

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bumping cuz of gross scat spam

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>>1120739
this shit's just as bad as the scat porn. god i hate metal moids.

No. 1120752

>>1120739
Kekekek, also I think lately it's been even worse with this trend of bands trying to be anonymous and wearing masks or obscuring their faces in live performances, it's not even about obscuring their identity anymore, it's just another pissing contest about who is more cool and mysterious.

No. 1120755

>>1120347
>>1120339
I like these, I like these a lot

No. 1120756

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I'm a cat person but corgis and labradors are cute

No. 1120762

>>1120678
I got a scientology leaflet a few days ago, and then learnt that we have a scientology hall(???) in our city. That was unexpected.

No. 1120772

>>1120758
I feel like an unhealthy portion of my posts are me complaining whenever I have period poops going on… can't shock me with poop

No. 1120774

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ducks

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>>1120774
love those nuns
but I want a burger so bad reeee

No. 1120785

>>1120752
Yeah I hear you. It seemed more fun (not that I was around then lol) when they were just weird and dorky and cute rather than whatever pseudo-intellectual shit is going on now. Do you have any bands that you like? I've kind of given up on keeping up with bm right now but I am always open to recs (and would much rather trust the taste of a farmer than bm scrotes online ugh).

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>>1120774
what is this from?

No. 1120792

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Pink Lucozade tastes like liquid jelly babies

No. 1120797

>>1120785
Samefag but along with the mask thing, there's also the trend of everyone just calling themselves 'M' or 'T' now. I guess it's fine when it was a few bands doing it, but when every band does it then it gets so boring. I get a good laugh when I see names like Nuclear Holocausto or Nocturnal Grave Desecrator and Black Winds.

No. 1120802

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Scat porn don't scroll

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chicken

No. 1120805

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Bumping for gore
But don’t worry the koroks got u

No. 1120809

>>1120802
It looked like something my ex would fap to.

No. 1120814

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For summer I'm buying a giant sun hat and a hat pin. It's time to bring back the trend, nonnas.

No. 1120817

>>1120809
an ex for a reason.

No. 1120822

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Scrotes really come here and prove their worthlessness and degeneracy. Imagine advertising yourself like that.

No. 1120826

>>1120822
The secondhand embarrassment is real. Why would you want to advertise that you’re not worth the air you breathe?

No. 1120833

There's a cringy scrote that I'd been crushing on lately despite his weirdness. He makes lil rap videos and puts some effort into them too but gets a few hundred views on them and no more. Raps about his depression and past addictions and whatever. Its his cope and he's living. Do your thing.

Today I stumbled across a video for a smaller artist (bigger than him obvs but still small) and I think he lifted the whole idea for his last video off of them. What were the chances of me stumbling across it too on a different platform. Like damn he's a cringy lil weirdo but I at least admired the effort.. til now.

No. 1120835

File: 1648917583450.gif (506.72 KB, 238x238, 1599785835436.gif)

>>1120826
>moids explaining how actually shitty buttholes are super hot
>moids explaining how their broken brain receptors are based actually
>muh muh logical sex
>sees poop and blood
>AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kek i dont know, I can't imagine being so defective

No. 1120838

Bump for the limp dicked assholes posting scat porn

No. 1120842

>>1120835
I once had a guy tell me that he would fuck his ex while she was constipated and he'd feel hardened poop pebbles inside her

No. 1120853

File: 1648918021880.jpg (37.19 KB, 640x545, 1ee6c232-a868-52f3-a62a-a4177d…)

The fact that they have these images to post in the first place makes me regret even more that I share this planet with these semi sentient, violent and disgusting creatures. I hate men.

No. 1120854

>>1120842
Moids are subhuman.

No. 1120855

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No. 1120857

>>1120853
>semi-sentient
Males are all NPCs

No. 1120858

File: 1648918104385.jpg (70.5 KB, 800x722, b246eb3dad6fc9d167886f64f72acf…)

I think of this all the time

No. 1120859

File: 1648918111771.png (142.96 KB, 697x953, dagur.png)

>>1120785
Thank you for asking for my input, I have to say I'm not really well versed in black metal, there's just so much of it and I don't even know all the "classics", I just listen to music I come across and keep listening to what I liked. I do really like Mylingar which I posted even if they are pretentious, I like the music. It's as if it's made in hell.
My favorites are Panzerfaust, Kriegsmaschine and Kanonenfieber. Then I also like Totenwache, Mavorim and Drengskapur, they sound a bit medieval to me, like riding to battle.
And finally every icelandic black metal band is great, my favorite is Misthyrming. There is also a retarded interview with the guy from Misthyrming and he gets triggered about "atmospheric black metal"…
Stupid, but he's a great musican, he made Misthyrming's first album all by himself (except the drums) at age 24 and I think the album sounds amazing.

No. 1120862

File: 1648918257497.gif (788.19 KB, 320x180, 5U0WPs.gif)

>>1120854
i have to say i do prefer the upgrade to belle because he thinks we can't fuck guys. it's very easy to fuck any guy, but pretty easy to fuck hot guys, something he does not understand. the key is finding hot and super compatible ones. something that he will never, ever be

No. 1120863

>>1120853
I'm going to nickname him peter poopeater

No. 1120872

>>1120612
Same here, anon. So much of my kitchen stuff over the years has been from the Easter section because I love bunny shaped and patterned things so much. When I was younger I even liked the symbols like the ones >>1120660 posted kek and the lush bags that had the cruelty free symbols on them like the bunny on the right looked cute to me even though that wasn't the point

No. 1120880

I'm completely blackpilled on men but sometimes I wonder if there are any moids who lurk here and are disgusted by all the men who belittle women and spam gore and scat whenever they're having their defective Y chromosome chimpouts. Most likely not, but I wonder what the world would be like if men did half the whiteknighting for women that handmaidens do for them.

No. 1120883

File: 1648918800511.jpg (40.85 KB, 526x583, strong but sensitive.jpg)

Why cant men fucking drop dead already

No. 1120885

>>1120612
im jewish and stock up on easter decor for that reason kek

No. 1120889

>>1120859
No worries, nona! I’ve definitely heard good things about a lot of the bands you’ve listed so I’ll give them a listen today while I’m studying lol. There’s definitely so much so it’s impossible to listen to all the classics and still keep up with everything. I saw a post online where someone was ranting about how everyone expects you to be a ‘black metal scholar’ or else they call you a poser. Made me kek because of the term and because it’s true. And that’s just how it is lol. I enjoy the music of my favorite bm bands and occasionally roll my eyes when one of them inevitably says something edgy.

No. 1120898

>>1120889
Yeah, that's exactly true, that's why I'm scared of talking to people about black metal, they think what they know is everything there is to know. I just know they're going to go "Oh! You like black metal! Have you heard XYZ?" And I say no… and they say how can you be into black metal and not know XYZ. There's just so much of it, you could listen all your life and not have heard about half of it.

No. 1120900

File: 1648919307906.gif (237.64 KB, 424x343, FragrantIdenticalIrishdraughth…)

>>1120880
there may be some, but not ones that browse imageboards. i have seen a few offhanded posts on /ot/ by moids apologizing for the behavior of other men but it was in attempt to make friends with us and quickly deleted. or maybe it was on crystal.cafe, unsure but there are probably a few, though rarely of the imageboard browsing variant

No. 1120910

If you want to browse without seeing scat and rapeporn and shit, install Ublock and add lolcow.farm##img to the filter list, it blocks all images on lc.

No. 1120919

>>1120900
the problem is that moids don't arrive at lolcow from nowhere, they get here after years of being disgusting pornsick poltards. at best the ones that show up acting sympathetic got a girlfriend or had a daughter irl and now feel regret for their past actions a d at worst are trying to infiltrate in order to dox or get nudes from female users

i still naively believe there are "good men" somewhere but they're probably just absolute normies who i will never know or interact with

No. 1120924

Reading those Holland/Alice texts just reinforces my idea that I can save her and kill Ethan Ralph.
I can save her, nonnies. I'm crying thinking about her, I understand how she feels.

No. 1120929

>>1120889
May i recommend sylvaine and gaahls wyrd

No. 1120950

File: 1648920353875.png (117.83 KB, 396x223, 47E4A6A1-8494-4E31-B1D0-32F09A…)


No. 1120953

File: 1648920401788.png (231.22 KB, 302x318, 90F02918-4221-4305-A93D-54788F…)

Men are worthless

No. 1120987

File: 1648921057440.png (40.55 KB, 338x253, 1505610230300.png)

Little does scroty know nobody is going to click on that video he posted

No. 1121004

File: 1648921614024.jpeg (176.85 KB, 1050x701, 07DA7893-7B39-4ABE-9F5E-2ADBA6…)

>driving in the country passed farms
>sees a cow stratching is neck on the pole
>make stupid excitement noise
>u-turn to take photos for my nonnas
>cow was walking away towards the barn
One day nonnas. One day ill catch a cow in action

No. 1121006

>>1120987
Kek they really think they won. They literally wank to scat and child porn. The vast majority of the world would be happy to put a fucking bullet in their thick skulls.

No. 1121008

>>1121006
Oh no not Belle Delpherino's booberinos I am crying and shaking

No. 1121016

File: 1648921867529.png (2.26 MB, 1016x1302, Screen Shot 2022-02-08 at 11.2…)

GORE, DON'T SCROLL DOWN!

No. 1121017

File: 1648921888703.jpeg (67.16 KB, 719x714, 4347E91A-3C42-429A-AD14-956240…)

Another bumparino for fellow farmers

No. 1121018

File: 1648921919588.jpeg (2.72 MB, 4032x3024, EED8C3EF-95B6-4BAE-8CD7-1C036C…)

>>1121006
Gotlew bump love yall heres my cat

No. 1121026

File: 1648921966560.jpg (30.67 KB, 640x347, 1648618141306.jpeg.jpg)

GORE BUMP DON'T SCROLL

No. 1121029

File: 1648921980265.jpeg (64.76 KB, 500x494, 6549F531-C9CE-4866-9AAB-39F495…)

>>1121018
Cute!!!

No. 1121040

File: 1648922137761.jpeg (5.36 MB, 4032x3024, 6E7B5E42-22E4-4CCB-B411-C6161C…)

>>1121029
>doggos too look at this good boi

No. 1121043

>>1120898
Yeah… I don't get how people make friends within that scene. Would be cool to have people to go to shows with or something, but I feel like I'd always have to be on top of everything instead of just enjoying it and listening to the same 10 bands that I like. I really like French-Canadian black metal if you are ever interested in exploring some more bands! Akitsa, Forteresse, Gris/Miserere Luminis are some of my favorites overall

>>1120929
Yes, thank you nona! I've never heard of Sylvaine before but seeing that she's a one-woman band is really cool

No. 1121063

I've had a random loss of appetite the last couple days, I'm stupidly low on energy now so ready to just eat something.. cant get up.

No. 1121074

>>1121063
sorry to hear that, nonna. I wish I could manifest your favourite meal in front of you right now.

No. 1121087

>>1121063
Hey sweet pea, i think you need to eat (as much as you can). You may be dehydrated too, so do you have any sports drinks or coconut water? Im such a mom friend, id bring you lunch
Try to get up and grab any food. Peanut butter would only take a few spoonfuls to provide some protein.

No. 1121130

Yestersay I saw a license plate that read 1111 and today I saw one that read 2222.

No. 1121137

File: 1648923998297.jpg (315.29 KB, 1280x890, witches.jpg)

>>1121130
Good fortune is coming to you.

I love pictures of witches in circles.

No. 1121140

>>1121130
I want some of your fortune

No. 1121143

>>1121130
insane coincidence, gotta mean something imo

No. 1121194

uuuh bump

No. 1121230

>>1121130
That's luck baby

No. 1121260

File: 1648926696239.jpg (107.1 KB, 736x873, 739d2dfbdba7ba2e932dbffbd28560…)

Bumping this

No. 1121264

>>1121260
Imagine a site called wowcow where this is the mascot and we all just say nice shit all the time

No. 1121265

Wowcow theme for lolcow when??? I want it

No. 1121274

File: 1648927350278.jpeg (102.36 KB, 500x648, 57F3422B-56C3-4E18-BDD3-49732D…)

>>1121265
Wowcow needs to be sparkly.

No. 1121276

>>1121274
There should be glitter graphics when clicking links!

No. 1121278

File: 1648927546048.png (344 B, 480x480, BA5A9B43-DC21-4A7A-B0BF-2CD650…)

>>1121276
Oh fuck, yes. This could be the color for the name when a post is saged.

No. 1121282

All this theme talk has me wondering…wtf happened to those themes that the donators were supposed to get?

No. 1121285

That one roommate who rolls up her clothes (its me btw)

No. 1121361

File: 1648930645759.png (95.89 KB, 261x251, pasty bitch.PNG)

MAYBE this is clickbait…but I hate pickmes.

No. 1121363

>>1121361
Just blame men for all your problems? But they are causing them, who else should we blame?

No. 1121367

>>1121361
I know bringing women down for their looks is bad but pickmes are so goddamn ugly. I for real thought this was a gay man because of her shitty weird makeup.

No. 1121369

>>1121017
saved, I fucking love this. fuck putos

No. 1121370

>>1121361
Did she purposefully choose the most outrageous strategies for clickbait? Because those seem pretty reasonable to me.

No. 1121371

>>1120814
are hat pins still available in stores? I really want one

No. 1121397

File: 1648932210762.gif (1.66 MB, 498x252, mean-girls-fat.gif)

>>1121361
"You are not ugly because you are misogynistic, you are misogynistic because you are ugly"

No. 1121416

>>1121361
I just looked at her channel and she referred to herself as a feminist in one of her most popular videos. It seems like she'll side with which gender can garner her more views.

No. 1121472

Wow Mei's thread on /snow/ is a fucking mess

No. 1121481

>>1120910
Or install 4chan X, and add this site to it, then turn "Werk Tyme" on

No. 1121483

>>1121472
Farmhands are really working overtime today, I wish I could get them a hot chocolate or something.

No. 1121484

File: 1648937481067.png (168.58 KB, 830x740, They are wearing womens shoes.…)

In pokemon ruby and sapphire, Wallace is the gym leader in Sootopolis. In pokemon emerald the gym leader in Sootopolis is Juan, and every single woman in the gym is thirsting for him. What bullshit, look at them! Who the hell would choose the smug old man over captain croptop. Even if Wallace was wearing the non revealing outfit from the old games he would still look handsome and elegant, way more than mr. wannabe pirate with tights under his gym shorts over there.

No. 1121492

>>1121484
Who would choose a fag over a nice mustache? Thats a man who can get you alright and they know it. Whats wallace gonna do? Cry over his croptop? Dingle dangle his tacky bracelets as he runs home crying because he aint man enough to grow a beard? Damn right he will

No. 1121494

File: 1648938429367.jpeg (49.59 KB, 500x714, 8B7C178C-4C16-4AFA-9352-73D052…)

>>1121492
>not liking the guy who dresses sexy
At least he’s fit enough to show off his body, unlike dad-bod-pirate wearing compression tights under his grandpa shorts.

No. 1121498

>>1121492
mustaches are ugly

No. 1121501

File: 1648938847433.png (151.94 KB, 440x468, Wallace-01.png)

>>1121492
I'm not even into bishies but damn Juan literally looks like the generic evil man in a telenovela, Wallace is at least a bit more original. And look when you battle him, he even spreads his arms out so you can hug him more easily.

No. 1121502

You don't know me you don't know anything about me except that really specific vent post I once wrote

No. 1121504

File: 1648939038951.png (160.88 KB, 440x468, Ruby_Sapphire_Wallace.png)

>>1121484
>>1121494
Wallace looks like shit and faggy as fuck in ORAS lmao
>Who the hell would choose the smug old man
You'd be surprised, actually. Do you live under a rock? Also, he's supposed to be a womanizer judging by his names in different languages. lolcow's taste does not represent what is conventional for other women in the real world or in older generations.

I do think it's weird that the women in Wallace's gym don't thirst for him too (I don't remember if that's true or not, I've only played Emerald recently), since Wallace was obviously meant to be handsome/beautiful. In any case, his new design is horrible.

No. 1121505

>>1121504
fuck I posted the same image as >>1121501

No. 1121506

>>1121505
It's ok we are twins now and yeah I checked before posting to make sure I don't remember wrong, the women in ruby an sapphire don't talk about wallace in that way

No. 1121510

File: 1648939563573.png (631.12 KB, 800x600, Wallace_Ribbon_Cup.png)

>>1121506
Huh, that's pretty weird lol, at least it seems that in other Pokemon media he has a lot of (female?) fans in canon

Also fuck Fandom and their fucking webp files. I wanted to post his Emerald artwork

No. 1121514

>>1121510
Right? Ugh the annoying solution I have is copy the image and paste it into paint and save as png

No. 1121518

>>1121484
Don’t know the first thing about pokemon but both of these mfs are ugly

No. 1121526

A fly fell into my coffee and I left it and went outside, came back, did some stuff around the house, went back to my room and I noticed the bitch is still fucking moving, and it's been like 8 hours. Should I leave her, put her out of her misery or save her?

No. 1121527

>>1121526
Save her pls

No. 1121531

>>1121527
Ok I used a straw to save her and she's cleaning herself now. Hate flies but felt sorry for her. Still can't believe she survived for so many hours, flies usually die shortly after falling into cups and stuff

No. 1121534

>>1121531
You did a good thing, nonny!

No. 1121540

>>1121514
I would do that or just take a screencap and crop it, but I hate white backgrounds on PNGs lol

No. 1121544

>>1121531
I’d probably squirm for 8 hours too if you dropped me in a pool of caffeine-water kek

No. 1121546

>>1121483
same, how can we reward our hardworking mods?

No. 1121552

I finally have my first driving lesson tomorrow. Wish me luck nonas!

No. 1121567

One time I posted such a good wall of text to an anon worrying about not being in the same place in life as other people her age because of her traumatic past, I wish I had saved it.

No. 1121570

I had a dream last night about going to a concert with my crush. I'm in deep nonnas. help

No. 1121575

File: 1648943773873.jpg (131.33 KB, 750x750, 20220402_061342.jpg)

i think i am a schizoid

No. 1121581

>>1121552
You'll do great, sweet nonnette.

No. 1121584

File: 1648944484042.jpg (49.1 KB, 500x644, 1639376375863.jpg)

>>1121570
I had a dream once where my impossible hopeless retarded crush was sitting next to me on the couch and we were alone and he told me that he liked me
I kept saying "no, no way that's true, no, this has to be a dream" and shaking my head in disbelief lmao

>>1121575
Stupid fucking cat making that stupid ass face. Ugh why is it so cute

>>1121552
Good luck nona

No. 1121585

>>1121575
21st century schizoid cat

No. 1121597

File: 1648945639288.jpg (147.89 KB, 1154x1198, radio_ixtiologica _ Radiohead …)

>>1121575
Me & my alternate personality about to schzio post

No. 1121602

>>1121575
>>1121585
>>1121597
I love schizo nonnies, they're the funniest and have the strongest legs.

No. 1121615

>>1121361
The next Shoe0nHead will call herself a liberal feminist and style herself like Milo Stewart (much like this woman) lol

No. 1121621

File: 1648949137318.jpeg (205.79 KB, 800x800, E200CC78-6572-47B0-864F-51A006…)

I used to have a goats in trees calendar and I miss it so much

No. 1121622

File: 1648949244315.jpeg (39.13 KB, 749x496, 02525A75-0224-4412-8C2B-3718BC…)

I feel like the amount of times i’ve talked about wanting to kill moids on this site has probably put me on some watch list kek
>>1121621
that sounds so cute

No. 1121623

File: 1648949437801.jpg (135.39 KB, 750x750, 1648943773873.jpg)

>>1121575
Corrected. Do not slander that kitten

No. 1121632

>>1121622
Kek. Me too. It's therapeutic.

No. 1121635

>>1121621
do they make a cow equivalent

No. 1121636

I wish that drag kings were big. Whenever I look up drag kings they seem to put on makeup as a “feminising masculinity” act, thats weak. No I want to see a woman with the fugliest beard imaginable and a fake male baldness pattern wig fighting with another lady dressed up as a lumberjack complete with fake muscles

No. 1121638

File: 1648951409328.jpg (82.65 KB, 461x461, FPNeUV4WQAQAdMJ.jpg)

In the course of one day since 3am or so I have:
>seen gore posted but couldn't comprehend what I was seeing until it clicked and I chilled up
>Learned my water won't heat again, and probably won't be fixed until Tuesday (we are all going to stink)
>Learned the oil is connected to the heating for both water and the house and laid down for hours (we are all freezing)
>Laid down for an hour refreshing lc until I channeled my ancestors and wiped my body with a wet rag (it was cold)
>Wasted at least 1 hour on reddit on /place
>Went on the chan and saw a realistic cp comic (my hatred of males grows further each day)
>Went about the rest of my day in a stupor over what a saw and assembled my living room couch set
Another day of stagnation and retardation, this time with a dash of trauma. Every time this happens it makes me realize how much I appreciate female-only spaces even if we get targeted and raided.

No. 1121639

>>1121623
False, he supports tasty treats and being petted

No. 1121640

>cover bottom of a glass with with heavy cream
>add ice
>pour chocolate milk on top

No. 1121643

>>1121640
enjoy! actually sounds good.

No. 1121645

Bought chocolate dollars and coins so I can manifest.

No. 1121650

>>1121648
How do you use them for manifestation?

No. 1121652

>>1121650
I eat them

No. 1121653

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No. 1121669

This video is cringe, seeing fat supreme leader helping people is cringe [because it feels fake af]

Communism is cringe

No. 1121685

There is nothing better than replacing one addiction with another
>At least I have the self-awareness to admit this

No. 1121707

new thread!
>>>/ot/1121704

No. 1121757

>>1121669
Yeah, because that doesn't happen in capitalism every single day in every single country

No. 1139025

File: 1650290924725.jpg (117.96 KB, 976x549, _110001496_705723e1-5691-4e13-…)

>>1121669 you're cringe.

I love Comrade Marshal Kim Jong Un. The last stronghold against American Imperialism.

No. 1194079

>>1139025
based
I am jelly of NK/DPRK, ngl



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