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No. 1099024

previous thread: >>>/ot/1089795

No. 1099028

>>1098829
the average person really doesnt cause many headaches. as long as you dont make an insane mess and dont complain about things to people with no power to change them then youre already doing just fine. i just work at a hotel with over 300 rooms so theres no escaping a certain amount of issues each night. and then there are people who will be extra upset that youre ruining their vacation/birthday/anniversary because you cant get them a room with the view they saw on the website. just being patient and non-demanding is really all it takes to make you a pleasant guest

No. 1099031

>The Harmful Effects of Japan's Huge Sex Industry
nonnies watch this video

No. 1099082

I want to ruin someone's youtube account. Post vids for me to like so their algorithm is fucked.

No. 1099093


No. 1099095

I miss Lookbook. Everybody listed exactly where they got everything in the outfit, and it was mostly teenagers wearing bad things from charity shops having fun.
On a related note, it's weird that street style photography is basically not a thing any more, even though everyone is so much more image focused.

No. 1099096

>>1099082
just mass like pimple popping videos, they are the cyber version of terminal cancer

No. 1099098

>>1099095
Because it doesn't happen on the street anymore, but purely online. Fashion is putting on costumes for Instagram posts and Tiktoks.

No. 1099100

I made a coffee scrub and used it on my body, holy shit I feel soft now. My skin is radiant too.

No. 1099101

>>1099082
bad animation for kids like cocomelon, dumb political videos, reviews for sex toys or other weird shit, extremist or out there political content.

No. 1099107

I love the sound my cat makes when he yawns. a tiny little ahhhhh-ack and then smacking his lips quietly. he is so cute i adore him anons.

No. 1099112

>>1099093
because it is good to be aware of the harmful sex industry

No. 1099117

>>1099082
youtube reccommendations are device based… just a warning.

No. 1099132

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I find it funny that, in this site, I've found both the people I love and appreciate the most and people I hate with all my fucking soul just after moids. This being said, I hope you have a very happy life anon, or, if you're one of my past rivals, I hope you kill yourself and rot in hell, you trashbag

No. 1099138

>>1099107
Cat yawns are one of the cutest things in the world. I also love this thing one of my cats does when she lays down to sleep and opens one eye to peek at me one more time before her nap

No. 1099145

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>>1099132
>I hope you have a very happy life anon, or, if you're one of my past rivals, I hope you kill yourself and rot in hell, you trashbag

Jokes on you, NONNY. I'm both.

No. 1099147

>>1099138
eeeeh that still sounds hectic

No. 1099151

>>1099147
Was this meant for another post, anon?

No. 1099207

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What has happened to my life?
How did I grow up into the kind of person who calls ugly middle aged men “baby girl” and “my gf”

I don’t even know how I ended up this way. Don’t say yaoi I don’t read that Shit because anime sucks balls

No. 1099230

dont worry he didnt mean it he just hasnt watched naruto yet

No. 1099275

I love when my melatonin kicks in and it's like I am whooshing down a slide into a good night's sleep

No. 1099303

I am attracted to my bf but he has weirdly short fingers I wish he would get in an accident and lose his hands or something idk why they are so short

No. 1099304

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Why are men looking up "pocket pussy" like they're trying to get past a censor? Or is this a way for merchants to make their sex toys appear in searches?

No. 1099305

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>>1099303
This is how i feel whenever he includes his hands in a photo should i just like tell him i have a glove fetish or what help

No. 1099313

>>1099304
yeah this is just amazon does it, everything is under weird names and not directly described as sex toys

No. 1099315

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for the first time in my life I sat and listened to "Yeezus" by kanye and I feel so bad for the music engineers. Music production really makes shit sound good cause the instrumentals are sick as hell, I wish I could buy only the instrumental version of rap albums so I can support the beats and not the misogynistic and plain bad lyrics with 0 flow.

No. 1099323

>>1099303
>>1099305
Get him those fake hand glove things like Uncle Jack from It's Always Sunny. It's for the best.

No. 1099335

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I love you nonnies

No. 1099340

>>1099335
I love you too nonna

No. 1099341

Watched Brittany Broski's latest video where she plays Club Penguin and her whole look was giving me major Nancy Spungen vibes. I think if she did a Nancy makeup tutorial she could really pull it off. Will manifest that she does it one day.

No. 1099346

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No. 1099352

I miss the fast bunker thread. The primary color sperging the other day almost reached that level.

No. 1099353

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I love these pixel dolls so much.

No. 1099391

>>1099352
Girl I had so much fun, I miss it too.

No. 1099395

>>1099335
this gif makes me want to kill myself

No. 1099403

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>>1099353
want 10,000?

No. 1099415


No. 1099417

>>1099415
>>>/m/187627
I got the goods baby

No. 1099435

Tfw cute mom, sister, or friend who wants to have tea party book clubs. feelsbadman

No. 1099443

idk what to eat. im hungry cuz im drunk but i already ate dinner and im too lazy to figure out what to snack on. i keep craving vinegar for some reason too.

No. 1099536

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in-shell-ah

No. 1099558

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I'm profoundly stupid but I saw this at the supermarket today and it had me in stitches

No. 1099636

>>1099558
Me every time I see retard tablets in a pharmacy

No. 1099664

I'd like to have a dog and a cat. They'd get along, respect each other's spaces and, occasionally, even cuddle…

No. 1099710

>>1099558
oh, she is based nail emoji

No. 1099725

My friend sent this to our group chat and I'm about to fucking lose my mind over it. I was expecting just mediocre dancing but I got so, so much more. I'm begging you nonas, please watch at least 30 seconds and relish in the joy and beauty that is this video.

No. 1099727

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I like to think that Nell Brinkley inspired manga even if it's not true. Like her art looks more manga-like than the actual Japanese mangas from the same time period

No. 1099731

>>1099725
nonny i'm crying i absolutely lost it when they started singing kekkk

No. 1099732

>>1099725
This is the most glorious thing to have graced my eyeballs today

No. 1099734

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>>1099725
I swear these girls got posted on /cgl/ at some point.

No. 1099737

>>1099725
I’m so glad others have discovered Stellure as well. I used to follow them when they were still active, to the point of getting invested in the group. They are hilarious and I unironically love Mimi for following her pure aidoru dreams.

No. 1099744

>https://boards.4channel.org/fa/thread/16884879
Kek, I swear I saw an influx of obvious farmers on /fa/ since m and ot broke. Good. Got tired of these faggots incel posts being normalized, gentrify their asses. May fa become the next g

No. 1099749

>>1099636
I need some of those retard tablets

No. 1099772

Y'all I am 100% picking up what the universe is putting down.

I've been seeing signs all over the place recently (like seeing the # 333 constantly, had a dream where my Granddad came to me, etc). I feel so good rn, like I've been really down on myself recently bc I had been looking back on how I'd been the past 2yrs and how much I had let myself be consumed by animosity & negativity. It was so bad I was seeing evil where there was none (like doubting friends & family, their intentions in situations). Been doing a lot of self reflection, realizing that holding on to the shame & guilt is not what is important. Its just more shit that is gonna keep me down, on low levels of living. Like I finally got on a deep level to a friend I did wrong in 2020 and put all my thoughts & apologies out there. And while we're talking over text the song "Don't let go, just don't" comes on, which is our song from years ago and just holy shit y'all. I feel such a huge spiritual awakening in me & I can finally read the messages the universe is sending me. This is what I've needed for so long & I just kept holding on to animosity & negativity. Even when I knew it was hurting me, it was like I knew that but didnt know how to let it go. It all held me back so much, I was such a nasty person letting that shit into my heart.

Give your pain, your grief, & anger to the universe. Rebuke that shit from your life. Foster the love & compassion you have, that you find in others. I may sound like a crazy person but I swear I've never felt saner. Its all so clear to me now. Blessings to you all!

No. 1099773

>>1099734
in the idol thread? probably. they will likely posted unironically because the idol community is all sjw pick-mes who try to pretend their not catering to disgusting weeb moids.

No. 1099774

>>1099773
*were
being a disgusting phoneposter is tough…

No. 1099780

>>1099774
he could be posting from his laptop though

No. 1099784

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Is it just me or Tom Cruise and Nicholas Hoult look a bit alike?

No. 1099792

>>1099725
When I was like 12 I always wanted to make an idol troupe with my friends too, but all of them were pussies (dw, it's affectionate) and didn't want to. I got them to dance kpop choreos with me after they entered their kboo phase though, so when we're drunk (they won't do it sober (anymore)) we'll dance Catallena and BTD.

No. 1099794

>>1099784
whatever happened to Nicholas Hoult ? he was pretty popular in the 2010's and then just disappeared

No. 1099807

>>1099725
Wow… they reeeeeeeeally can't sing but they look like they're having fun so it makes m happy

No. 1099811

>>1099784
they have a really similar eye area. also damn tom cruise used to be cute

No. 1099820

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You are gay baby

No. 1099831

I just had to throw out some pj botttoms because I trusted a fart. Had no prior warning that anything was up. Feels bad.

No. 1099834

>>1099831
Anons how to avoid this situation? I've never shat myself as an adult and I plan on never starting.

No. 1099852

>>1099744
I see a lot of farmers on /x/ too.

No. 1099854

>>1099834
>Anons how to avoid this situation?
You can't, you just shat on yourself and cry.

No. 1099855

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My mom thought the "shawty wanna fuck song was hilarious so i showed her the music video and asked her "do you know who this is" and her answer took me the fuck out
>"Is that that stupid woman?!
>You know that tranny!
>You know which one I'm talking about!"
>"ellen page?!"
>"yes!!!"

No. 1099856

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Just lied on the internet for no reason, feeling #sneaky #badass #cool #crimininal!

No. 1099857

>>1099855
Fucking lol anon

No. 1099859

>>1099744
Why do some anons here still use 4chan
Literally self harm

No. 1099869

>>1099859
Exactly.

No. 1099878

>>1099859
I glanced at 4chan for the first time in ages and almost got braincancer from the moids and their moid "thoughts"

No. 1099960

>>1099859
I started weaning off 4chan in 2015 and on the rare occasion that I visit it nowadays it's so hard to get through all the shitposts and blatant male posting. How did we endure it? It's crazy how this place was born from it and a special hybrid of edgy and female internet culture was created.

No. 1099969

>>1099859
because /cgl/ is full of based radfems now

No. 1099974

Non cotton panties and thongs only exist to make women get more yeast infections and UTIs. Panty manufacturers are probably in bed with big pharma

No. 1099978

>>1099974
I think they simply don't give a shit about our health, just producing cheap "sexay" stuff.
There are other breathable materials like viscose, linen and wool too though. I can really recommend merino wool underwear if you live somewhere cold.

No. 1099979

I live in a quiet lil village, few days ago I noticed a new trainer in a local pokemon go gym. They have a gross username (about nutting) so I googled the name just out of curiosity and this guy has a reddit account with face pics (asking for feedback) and he also shares way too much sexual shit about himself. Awkward.

No. 1099980

>>1099207
I didn't even know this was a kind of person until I saw people calling old prog musicians "my girlfriend" and then I see your post and now word of warning, when you call ugly middle aged men, especially those with longer hair, it sounds troonish and parallel to "malewife" shit

No. 1099983

>>1099974
This is lifechanging, literally ever since I stopped wearing my “cute” Victoria’s Secret underwear I’ve not once had weird UTI or infection symptoms that I’d otherwise have all the time after sex. Now I have all this fucking expensive underwear lying around that I know I never want to wear again.

No. 1099988

>>1099207
>>1099980
Do people do this, it sounds so fucking awkward and cringy
like your calling this whole ass old wrinkling man "gf" it sounds like either some troon fetish or just a wanna be edgy femdom with ugly old male customers

No. 1100010

Some men aren't worried enough for their lives kek. I was leaving a subway station and saw two flaming really tall and big (not fat, just big) gay guys in high heel boots, flashy instagram like makeup and flashy clothes being yelled at and followed by another guy who wouldn't stop threatening them and calling them faggots. The dude was a turbo manlet and he was deliberately provoking two much stronger and confident men who could have knocked him out just by slapping him once. The two gays were like "oh boohoo I'm sooo scared lol" for five minutes straight and made the manlet seethe, it was funny as fuck.

No. 1100016

>>1099979
Share him here so we can laugh at him

No. 1100017

>>1099960
Me too nonna. It's so much easier to just hold an actual conversation here. Even if I'm arguing with the anon or I disagree, it's so much better than just constant shitposting. There's no even remotely intelligent conversations on 4chan anymore.

No. 1100027

There's a pretty popular lesbian marxist feminist on tiktok who, last I recall, always managed to avoid being labeled a terf on tiktok. She's mentioned that she's struggled with an eating disorder so of course she's vegan. However, it really makes me think of what a radfem with an eating disorder would be like. Like, how do they learn about women's oppression and the way men oppress us, and still have an eating disorder. I probably sound like a huge dumbass but it always strikes me as odd. When I started reading radfem tumblrs back when I started peaking, I remember one radfem blog that would reblog subtle anachan shit and would go "the thigh gap when she's sitting down… need!" like how are you a radfem and also an anachan? I can't wrap my head around it.

No. 1100035

>>1100027
most anachans aren't doing it for men, anon.

No. 1100039

>>1100027
Eating disorders aren't exclusively about things other than thinness for men/beauty standards, like control. Also it's a literal mental illness, it doesn6 have to make sense.

No. 1100042

>>1100027
Mental illnesses don't have to be rational (OCD, for example)

No. 1100048

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Wow this is literally me

No. 1100059

>>1100048
Look, it's /g/ in the 90's.

No. 1100061

I was talking about my former pets (RIP) and how they inspired me to just talk complete gibberish. Or if they were watching you, you'd suddenly perform or making new noises they have heard for a reaction. Is that weird? Like animals don't speak my language, we vibe better on tones and sing song. Sometimes they inspire altogether new possible words. I miss having pets. Animals are amazing.

No. 1100064

>>1100061
Yes that's weird

No. 1100065

>>1100027
There's been that weird reversal in the last few years where women are trying to gain rather than lose, mostly around their ass/hips. Idk if I really see super slim women and link it to male tastes anymore.

No. 1100117


No. 1100120

>>1100027
t. radfem anachan
i attribute my ed to my fear of men. i was ogled and sexualized at a higher weight for having curves, so i feel secure when im rail thin. i know that by doing so im giving men power, but on an individual level im protecting myself from harassment

No. 1100121

>>1100048
I really hope someone at Marvel drew a handsome and NUDE picture of her husbando.

No. 1100157

I slept and I'm sleepy again? The fuck? How much you need to sleep stupid?

No. 1100162

>>1100048
Unfathomably based

No. 1100177

>>1100048
Anyone got the MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL 1995?

No. 1100190

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>>1100177
I wonder if she was happy with this one?
Here is some pics from various issues.
http://outerspacebeards.blogspot.com/2014/01/przerysowany-pisula-2-marvel-w-bikini.html

No. 1100193

I think I have a crush because I'm suddenly self conscious about all of my clothes and I don't know what I would wear out to anywhere nice. I don't think I suit heels.

No. 1100195

>>1100190
>no nips
the boycott begins.

No. 1100197

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>>1100048
>best we can do

No. 1100198

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>>1100190
damnmm shawty

No. 1100240

>>1098987
jesus nonnie next time spoiler that next time. yesterday night i was fighting back nausea and that shit finally made me puke. ugh i almost feel sick again

No. 1100246

>>1100240
Lol, weak.

No. 1100273

>>1100197
Damn he is hot

No. 1100278

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>>1099859
Ive been shitposting there since 2008. It's sad bc it's nowhere near as funny as it used to be. /r9k/ ruined the site and /pol/ was the final nail on the coffin.

Nowadays I don't reply to posts at all. I drop 2-3 baits threads a week, make 200+ moids seethe, never reply, and enjoy it.

And they keep falling for the same exact shit every time

No. 1100294

Anytime this website is down for more than 10 minutes I start feeling withdrawals. The day admin closes it down for good I'm gonna die.

No. 1100303

I wish more of the nonnies on the mtf thread would come make fun of moids on the breadtube thread. there's almost always some major drama going down regarding various troons and I'd love to see the thread more active. Contrapoints in particular has a lot going on right now that we could be laughing at, but he is usually discussed in the less active breadtube thread and I feel like we're missing out.

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>>1100294
Same. I need help. Like a lolcow detox or something. Picrel me when lolcow goes down.

No. 1100313

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>>1100294
same i have issues

No. 1100320

>>1100294
was sitting there like fuck well what am i gonna do now..

No. 1100326

>>1100320
Anytime this website is down for more than 10 minutes I start thinking up new copypasta tier schizo rants to scream at the admin

No. 1100334

Why do I still feel this vitamin in my throat? The pill isn't even big

No. 1100335

>>1100334
Eat something

No. 1100336

>>1099834
It literally gets you when you're just expecting a good fart. Always be on alert when you're about to fart. Luckily I was at home with my sister when mine happened. My brother was at college among friends…

No. 1100340

>>1099834
Just never trust a fart while you’re sick with diarrhea and you’ll be okay.

No. 1100344

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I wish hot men were real

No. 1100351

I fucking love wearing hoodies. I even have a designated sleeping hoodie. I hate summer when it's too hot to wear a hoodie. I seriously considered declining a job offer because they didn't offer a work from home solution because then I wouldn't be able to do work in a comfy hoodie. Stupid dress codes.

No. 1100353

>>1100351
I also love hoodies, I mostly walk in these, I don't have sweaters.
They are comfy and you can match them with rest clothes easy.

No. 1100363

>>1100336
This happened to me years ago at home and now I have a subconscious sort of mental block or something that keeps me from farting unless I am on a toilet, I just completely cannot do it anywhere else. Even if I am asleep I can't fart and I sometimes wake up with awful stomach cramps and have to get up and go get on the toilet to pass it.

No. 1100370

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No. 1100394

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Sometimes my diet (vegetarian) comes up in conversation, and I hate when the person I'm talking to says some stupid shit about it. I've had someone tell me that fish isn't meat so I should eat it Picrel is me.

No. 1100409

Sometimes I wonder if the admins remember my ip and watch with vague interest as I post often repetitive and vitriolic manhate. Do they think I'm cool? Do they point at me and go 'hey look its user pinkpill69, which guy sent her into a psychotic rage today?' and the answer is all of them. Each and every one of them. I hate men more with each passing day.

No. 1100415

>>1100394
Ppl always have to put their opinion in. I never tell ppl things have have to do with boundaries like diet or not liking/fearing something. There's always freaks who want to argue and break your boundaries. Especially if they think you're some kind of "Karen" who has standards about what goes in her body & mind.

No. 1100469

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No. 1100491

i’m re reading the soren threads rn, i miss her so much. she was so unhinged and funny in a horrifying way. there are no cows like that anymore. i miss having a cow to be autistically obsessed with

No. 1100495

>>1100491
I miss soren too nonny. You've inspired me to read her threads again.

No. 1100500

My rodents are lazy gluttons. I let them free roam my apartment (I have no other pets) and they literally just stay in their cushion thing I made them

No. 1100536

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do u nonnies ever think about how good we have it here? this is literally a commune of sisters who possess a wide variety of talents ranging from science to the arts and everything in between. Yes some of us are wildly mentally ill and some unaltered absolute haters and yes we fight sometimes but at the end of the day… we are still sisters. I love each and every single one of ya'll, even if u r weird as hell.

No. 1100537

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she’s just like me except i’m stupid and poor and haven’t done a crime yet

No. 1100539

>Since the beginning of history, people have fought in the name of God, bending to the invented demands of their fickle deity, and screaming for righteousness, they wantonly spill the blood of their enemies, as well as their own. The purpose behind this bloodshed, however, goes beyond simple explanations of religion or notions of justice. The truth is buried deep within those who wage the wars. Since the birth of this planet, a memory has become deeply engraved onto the genes of all living things. A memory of aggression as a means of survival, a memory of violence. Humans seek to defend their actions in the name of truth. The act of violence is itself a true act. Without this truth, the fighter will perish. To learn the way, ask your own flesh and blood, because one's flesh is the door to the truth. To master the way, ask your own fists, because complete knowledge of one's flesh, blood and fist

No. 1100541

>>1100536
aw i love you nonnie & everyone here. this site is so lovely and i really enjoy having a (for the most part) like minded female community… even the people i infight with

No. 1100542

>>1100537
she's stupid too. i believe in you. manifest your inner (elizabeth) holmes (not james)

No. 1100548

>>1100542
thank you nonny this was very motivational actually, i think i’ll print a picture of her and other girlboss scammers to make an inspiration board

No. 1100554

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>>1100536
Love you too Nona. And I love this place too. Despite infights, retarded posting, disagreements and whatever else, this place is still better than the scrote infested hell holes anywhere else. Where else can I shit talk scrotes all day without being dogpiled?

No. 1100571

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Talking about the swipes4daddy account (trolls old men on tinder) at work triggered some older scrote into saying she's going to get sued and what she's doing is immoral

No. 1100582

The celebricows thread never fails to have some of the most retarded infighting on lolcow.

No. 1100586

>>1100582
sorry for contributing i'm drunk rn. ily tho baybee.

No. 1100597

>>1100582
It's because all the race obsessed newfags flock there.

No. 1100619

>>1100582
Kek that seething brit is hilarious tho. She’s so mad. That thread is a mess but I love it.

No. 1100624

>>1100619
Brits are ugly though. And apparently retarded as well since that brit went and said africans are violent and asians are dumb is brits being ugly was true.

No. 1100636

>>1100624
>>1100619
>>1100582
>>1100597
You people are fucking retarded. Nobody said “Africans are violent and Asians are dumb” it was used as an example of a negative stereotype. You misrepresent it so that they look worse because you can’t accept how retarded your position is. Also, saying all British people are ugly every time a Brit is posted ISNT race obsessed, but pointing out your retarded double standard is? Then you come here and act like you didn’t incite the infighting all along.

No. 1100641

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>>1100636
Danger’s my middle name

No. 1100643

File: 1647501586976.jpg (80.91 KB, 722x1080, FN61bJMXEA0MkmK.jpg)

anyway, Robert Pattinson looks like some white trash new england methhead, he's ugly asf

No. 1100653

>>1100641
>>1100643
I would fuck both of these men tbh. Sue me.

No. 1100654

File: 1647502953819.jpg (94.3 KB, 1080x1480, lhv5ua4rwzk31.jpg)

I bet Björk calls herself an empath.

No. 1100656

File: 1647503029571.jpeg (201.95 KB, 1078x558, 566957AD-DB94-40AA-87C8-6139E4…)

the only funny reddit post

No. 1100659

>>1100654
bjork looks fucking blazed

No. 1100660

>>1100656
This is based and I’m going to start doing it

No. 1100667

>>1100665
shut the fuck up, Roger Jin.

No. 1100690

File: 1647505804135.gif (1.89 MB, 498x373, super-pig-kassie-carlen.gif)

I watched this show as a kid in the late 90's/early 2000's and it feels like a fever dream, did they really air an obscure Japanese production about a girl who transforms into a pig?? I wish the episodes were available online.

No. 1100707

I wish more men would oppose surrogacy because they care about women and not because god says so

No. 1100741

>>1100636
>Also, saying all British people are ugly every time a Brit is posted ISNT race obsessed
What race is British

No. 1100753

File: 1647510537510.png (118.42 KB, 1182x281, whut.png)

Youtube's search function is such bullshit now. I searched for inner thigh workouts and one of the first results was an upper body workout

No. 1100756

>>1100753
lmao wtf i was just looking for arm workouts and got this same video recommended

No. 1100772

>>1100643
hes in his breaking bad era

No. 1100790

I was searching for a song on Youtube using the sting of numbers and letters that are at the end of a YT link (I had this from a log of YT links but didn't have the song artist) and this was the second result after the song I was looking for. I saw it, now you have to see it. Don't turn away, nonas, take it all in kekkkk

No. 1100791

>>1100643
I'm sorry nonnie but that is a very attractive man.

No. 1100815

File: 1647518100759.gif (601.6 KB, 320x230, boosleepy.gif)

I'm so fucking tired but I really don't want to sleep right now.

No. 1100887

Oh god, I attend meetups and this is the first one in a long time AND it's all women and we're just going a drink, I'm so nervous. I'm really hoping I can hit it off with someone and make a friend, especially since usually these things are 80% scrotes trying to find a gf usually. I'm going to dress up nicely and do good makeup but I feel so out of my depth.

No. 1100901

it's strange how i've managed to make a few people in real life hate me just by doing nothing

No. 1100903

Catching up on Mei's thread and Colette calling some of the girls "little slutty sex kitten" and shit like that reminds me of when I was with a guy and I would call him bear as a nickname (he was fat) and I said I wanted a cute nickname and he picked… sex kitten. Gross. Anyway, I love myself more now. I'm taking the inability to give me a sweet, endearing pet name as a red flag from here on out kek

No. 1100917

File: 1647526191494.webm (901.27 KB, 480x848, 3048053-bca871a12be9c39a370c92…)

a prodigy

No. 1100919

>>1100815
I have to give a presentation after getting no sleep for like 20 hours and then finishing it last minute
I want to throw up

No. 1100928

The celebricows thread has to have some of the dumbest, pettiest posters on lolcow kek. The racesperging is so annoying but you know it's nonburgers jumping at the chance to shit on (WHITE) burgers because a burger called them gross upthread. It's funny to watch.

No. 1100930

>>1100903
Okay but take excessive baby talk and nicknaming as one too. had an ex whose brain melted and would tawk wike dis and call me nothing other than baby honey cake, sweetiecute, cutiepie, deariehoney, hunnybunny, it was jarring

No. 1100931

File: 1647528399312.jpeg (76.46 KB, 768x432, 5BD7B465-CDA3-4ABA-B921-9A691E…)

>>1100928
Ok back tits.

No. 1100935

bump gore below

No. 1100939

File: 1647528815488.jpeg (241.54 KB, 2000x2541, C974F520-66C7-41EA-84C0-9F6159…)

Imagine being male (bad enough already) and so worthless and ugly you have to use pictures of dead cats in order to shock people into talking to you. What a sad, pathetic life.

No. 1100954

always wondered why this song sounded weird as a kid, but then i realised they are from spain and i only know of latin american spanish

No. 1100967

>>1100931
You have a whole folder full of obese american women? That has to be some kind if fetish.

No. 1100969

I use a large bouncy ball instead of an office chair at home and always pause when I fart to hear it echo. It's one of those simple joys in life.

No. 1100978

>>1100969
This is hands down the worst post on lolcow

No. 1100982

>>1100969
idk what the other anon is on about, I can 100% see myself doing the same

No. 1100983

I have one of those names that only look good in cursive

No. 1100988

Does any nona like artists who mostly draw in the horror genre? Could be cute creepy, eerie, to grotesque, I just want some inspiration but I've no idea how to look for artists who draw tasteful discomforting illustrations.

No. 1100991

File: 1647532844742.gif (1.68 MB, 500x273, e260e4d70105c36e6f6af5ef5b03f9…)

>>1100982
I feel seen and validated. I'll lend you my fart ball some time if you need it.

>>1100978
An honor I'll take with great humility and responsabilty. It isn't easy being a trailblazer but I'll blast through that glass ceiling with the power of kimchi and prune mousse.

No. 1100992

>>1100967
It’s one of the first results that comes up when you type “average American woman” into Google

No. 1100994

File: 1647533042324.jpeg (283.12 KB, 950x722, mercy.jpeg)

>>1100988
My all time favorite- also she has old website with galleries and an active twitter
http://www.akatako.net/catalog/japanese-artists/tama

No. 1100995

File: 1647533062252.jpg (32.14 KB, 460x288, obesity_1818260c.jpg)

>>1100992
This is also one of the first results for "average british woman".

No. 1100996

>>1100988
i like kim jakobsson https://kimjakobssonart.com/projects but it can be a bit gorey at times. i'm a squeamish person who looks away during hospital tv shows though.

No. 1101000

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>>1100994
can't find the large file of this one atm but it's very Virgin Suicides. There's a lot of mutilation or slight eroguro stuff but idk whether to post here with spoiler or not… it's not like, explicit, but it is very sad. I'm gonna go get my list of other favorite horror-related artists but think Tama is aesthetically very lolcow / /cgl/ oldfag relevant

No. 1101001

>>1100995
Yes we are the fattest in Europe, who cares. We don’t have heavy duty rascal scooters waiting at the door of every supermarket unlike you amerifreaks.

No. 1101003

>>1101001
You are so triggered and for what? If americans are the fattest and ugliest in the americas and britbongs are the fattest and ugliest in europe, why can't we just get along and be fat and ugly together? Shaking my fat ugly american head right now.

No. 1101005

>>1101001
>who cares
Clearly you dude, stfu.

No. 1101006


No. 1101008

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>>1101000
sky burial / pastoral crucifixion here

No. 1101009

>>1101003
America-chan, would you make me the honor of slow dancing with a Britballoon? We can twirl with our thighs shaking to the tender tunes if US if A pop icon Brittney Spears and UK's canonised saints the Spice Girls. Just make sure you're wearing roll on glitter so it gets all over the haterz.

No. 1101011

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>>1100996
goddamn, some of his work is guttural, also made me realize stupidly late that despite doing oil for a while i never thought how great of a medium it is for horror in general, silly.
>>1101000
these illicit such an odd emotion in me, picrel is kind of hitting too close to home. i can see why she is your all-time favorite, these are beautiful watercolor paintings, i want to bust mine out. thank you a lot!
>I'm gonna go get my list of other favorite horror-related artists
please, if you can!

No. 1101017

File: 1647535304985.jpg (476.61 KB, 646x476, rosary.jpg)

>>1101011
I'm so glad you like it ! some of the rrreeeallly old ones hit me even harder, the ones where a lone character is just waiting for death. I love how she uses chains and other somewhat-bondage situations but showing despair and suicidal inevitability, not as sexual peril. There are some cute/sexy nurses in recent years tho, drugs-like-candy aesthetic ! Ok I'm breakin out my external harddrive for the full artist search

No. 1101021

File: 1647535456359.jpeg (229.27 KB, 650x539, GHENIE_2008_.jpeg)

>>1101011
Pie Fight Study 2" by Adrian Ghenie, 2008

also lmk if I should take this to another thread, on /m/ or something- is that board still broken

No. 1101024

File: 1647535661907.jpg (8.94 KB, 284x177, eatingamerican2night.jpg)

>>1101009
Why Britballoonchan… it would be an honor to dance with you! I'm bringing the roll on glitter as well as the famous american dish, the burger-fry-nugget pizza in case we get a little peckish after dancing!

No. 1101025

File: 1647535662183.jpeg (228.74 KB, 752x999, Redon_crying-spider.jpeg)

>>1101011
>>1101021
Odilon Redon (1840–1916)
title
Français : l’Araignée qui pleure
English: The crying spider

No. 1101027

>>1100656
I'm crying this is actually hilarious

No. 1101029

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>>1101025
I've always wondered if that scary stories to tell in the dark artist Stephen Gammell enjoyed the late 1800s art by Odilon Redon.
anyhow nonnie you should make a burner discord account, and I'll add you & we can join some art servers! cause I'm kind of spamming the thread, mods pls no ban

No. 1101045

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>>1101021
This one might be my favorite! Along with Tama's. I think I had one of his works as my laptop wallpaper at one point.
>>1101025
>>1101029
I immediately thought of that book's illustrations on seeing this kek. Sort of reminds me of the wickerman for some reason.
And /m/ is working but I don't know if we have a new artposting thread, I will make one for horror-adjacent art if not! And if I make a burner, I'll tell you there. I don't think any other medium can make me feel the way drawn illustrations can sometimes, I wish I could make someone feel the same with my own.
i don't want you to get banned

No. 1101051

>>1101045
Samefag, someone already made one and there are some really great posts there too!
>>>/m/189770

No. 1101054

>>1101045
Brilliant- holy fuck that story (Harold) and that illustration completely terrorized me as a child. & yeah, exact same with the special effect and appreciation of visual art… (also what I want to do w/ my art, are we twins?! ). Horror films and books are cool but pale in comparison to the images that just live on my mind after seeing them once. I’ll check back here to find link to new thread or contact!

No. 1101067

File: 1647538123343.gif (516.36 KB, 640x446, shuba-duck-dance-pixel-pixelat…)

Making some Korean street corndogs. Super excited

No. 1101072

>>1101024
I see you bring the hamburger-fries/chips-pizza to the lolcow spring dance and you're the one for me. Now I need to be brave and adjust the poorly fitting suit I am wearing, hoping my cow print tie matches the bald eagle feather adorning your cowboy hat. The DJ announces the song I requested so I can ask you to dance. As I am making my move, I see the glitter on your face and ample bosoms reflect on the cheeseburgers, like the sun mottling the ground of a forest. My heart beats loudly as the skellies rattle in the background. We are about to experience true love, our soft bodies gently moving across the dance floor. You are my anchor and my compass as we shuffle through life and the biscuit aisle of supermarkets.

No. 1101107

Being a woman can suck and we are at a disadvantage from the moment we are born, but I'm glad I'm not a moid. My life would've been easier, and I would've been coddled even more than I already am by my parents, but I think I might've ended up as an incel tbh given my life circumstances up to this point. If I was a moid I probably wouldn't care about what destruction I wreak, but I can't stand the thought of it as my current self. Women are superior and I'm glad I was born a woman.

No. 1101114

>make cinnamon rolls from scratch
>mention them in text to my mom a couple days ago and ask if she wants one
>she ignores me and replies to something else I said
>ask her again on the phone yesterday because we were meeting up today
>she makes me repeat myself then hemms and hawws and goes "uhh I guess if you brought me one maybe then?"
>decide fuck her then and I will freeze them for myself
>meet with her today
>"where is my cinnamon roll anon?"
Up your butt and around the corner mother dearest

No. 1101134

Sometimes when I’m alone in my bedroom drinking wine and smoking a fat spliff I like to pretend in my head that I’m Shayna and I’ve just finished a long day of depraved camwhoring and now I get to log off and relax. It’s even better if I can incorporate a pizza into the mix. I know it’s retarded but she reminds me of when I lived in a bed sit, the only time I’ve ever lived alone without family or roommates, and it was actually pretty fucking lit sometimes. I could just light up a spliff or masturbate on the sofa whenever I wanted or play music and not clean up for as long as Wanted. Kind of a degenerate way to live but I enjoyed it.

No. 1101145

>>1101114
> Up your butt and around the corner
KEK what a throwback

No. 1101147

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>>1101107
I agree anon. Here's to being born the correct gender!

No. 1101149

Coworker who is 6 years younger than me bought his first car. Meanwhile I bought my first funkopop and don't have a car.

God I feel like shit.

No. 1101155

>>1101149
you should feel like shit for buying a fucking funko pop, what the fuck is wrong with you??

No. 1101159

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I haven't been able to eat properly in weeks and have generally felt like shit. So I decided to cycle all the way to Dunkin Donuts and now I have donuts I can barely eat and a fever.

No. 1101161

>>1101149
>buying a funkpop
a true failure indeed

No. 1101163

>>1101159
You thought Dunkin Donuts was gonna be able to make you eat?

No. 1101164

>>1101163
I'm aware I'm not making very rational decisions atm, but no I didn't think donuts would cure me kek

No. 1101170

>>1101149
Who cares? If you don't own one you probably don't need one. Owning one is an overrated expense if you live in a city where you can get around with alternative means of transportation anyway.

No. 1101180

File: 1647543429381.jpg (16.8 KB, 519x292, 6fd.jpg)

Can a salad be over ambitious? Because I think mine is a bit over ambitious. My brain kept going "MORE, ADD MORE" as I made it

No. 1101198

>>1101159
Can i come over and eat them for you

No. 1101202

>>1101180
Nah, salads are boring as fuck it takes true effort to make them good, keep piling on shit

No. 1101203

>>1101180
What'd you put on it? Anyway no, a salad is meant to be a medley of a ton of crazy and delicious ingredients.

No. 1101207

>>1101203
Based. Salads are only as amazing as you make them. People who've never had a good salad lack the good salad making gene.

No. 1101210

>>1101207
Bitch one time i had such a good fucking salad it had breadsticks and walnuts and honey and prosciutto wrapped goat cheese

No. 1101212

>>1101201
>>1101202
- Oven baked chick peas, carrots, red bell pepper and broccoli
- Frisé and mache salad mix
- Baby spinach
- Zucchini
- Red onion
- Bulgur
- Feta cheese
- Diced chicken
- Peanuts
- A little bit of mint and parsley

To be topped off with a little bit of parmesan and onion flavored creme fraiche, I also wanted some avocadoes in it but they're too expensive atm. Dunno if all of this is gonna go well together yet since it's my lunch for tomorrow.

No. 1101215

Do you sometimes ever think about people who did amazing things in history but no one knows because it wasn't recorded?
On the other hand, it doesn't really matter because all of our knowledge of history will vanish a gajillion years in the future

No. 1101222

>>1101212
Sounds good and really flavorful, I've never heard of some of these ingredients. You should give it a bite to see if you like it.

No. 1101228

File: 1647544680641.jpg (22.89 KB, 392x392, 757a2f4ead07dccd052a73f2f39157…)

>>1101198
You can have half of the box, I do want to try to eat some

No. 1101230

>>1101170
I was reading this thread too fast & thought this reply was about funko pops kek

No. 1101238

>>1101212
Oh yeah thats pretty much what i make too when i make a salad. I rly like sweet potato in there too

No. 1101255

File: 1647545530830.jpg (26.66 KB, 480x360, 9to5andOddJobs-480.jpg)

TERFIN' NINE TO FIVE, WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN'!

No. 1101263

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>>1101255
they just USE YOUR MIND and they never give you credit, its enough to drive you CRAZY IF YOU LET IT

No. 1101264

>>1101212
That actually sounds delicious, anon

No. 1101268

Men completely lack common sense

No. 1101340

I was groomed by this batshit BPD moid as a teenager and he would express himself through song lyrics and edgy quotes, so he sent me this song to convince me to trust him. I cannot hear this song without cringing and thinking about his crazy abusive ass kek. Fucking loser

No. 1101357

I just need to have a moment of honesty and say that sugar stinks. Especially cane sugar (which is weird. I would expect white sugar to be stronger smelling considering that some of it uses bone char)

No. 1101374

Youtube's recommendation system is officially nuts. Wtf is this. Warning, disgusting

No. 1101380

why does the dunkin donuts in my area only have the same 5 flavors god damn. where's all the fancy shit they're listing?

No. 1101415

>>1101374
Clearly it’s working just fine if it found someone (you) willing to click on a video titled “sour toe cocktail?!” feat. old sailer man.

No. 1101421

File: 1647557562752.webm (12.17 MB, 576x1024, tumblr_r2185xRkMJ1z7ukda.webm)

I wish I could do this

No. 1101422

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just saw my lolcow dot farm post reposted on tumblr with 82 notes

No. 1101423

>>1101422
kek which one, share the screenshot

No. 1101425

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>>1101423
thank you thank you I'll be here all week

No. 1101438

>>1101425
Every fucking time I see a lolcow post on tumblr I get a pang of secondhand embarrassment for the tumblr user

No. 1101439

>>1101421
What are they shooting? Seeds?

No. 1101443

wasabi seaweed and coke zero is my favorite snack

No. 1101445

>>1101425
I went to check out the tumblr and one of my posts was one of the first ones there and I'm honestly surprised

No. 1101459

File: 1647559443003.jpg (44.1 KB, 720x720, Tumblr_l_987503956740510.jpg)

>>1101425
I'm upset none of my posts where there

No. 1101463

File: 1647559673892.gif (9.72 KB, 195x65, 1646865885855.gif)

Anynonny who has been posted in the lolcows screencap thread make some noise

No. 1101467

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The state of /snow/

No. 1101469

File: 1647559920330.jpeg (35.32 KB, 735x649, 8F82F1BF-A64C-423F-9830-6A5076…)

i’m so fucking stupid and retarded that it’s honestly embarrassing and dumbfounding how i’m even alive but i’m also literally the smartest person on earth and i should be president of earth because im always right

No. 1101480

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>>1101469
I love this post

No. 1101515

I was looking for swimsuits, and I saw this random white blond/tan bikini model who looked more like a gyaru than most actual, deliberate "gaijin gyaru" I've seen. I'm kind of reluctant to post the picture because it looks coomerish/porn-ish, but it weirded me out how well she had the vibe down without even trying.
None of my friends know what gyaru is, so I don't have anywhere else to say this, but I had to say it

No. 1101519

>>1101515
I wanna seeee

No. 1101520

>>1101515
>but it weirded me out how well she had the vibe down without even trying.
if she's already from a western country i think it makes sense. some gyaru styles to me just look like a slightly exaggerated version of how 2000s era girls from California looked

No. 1101521

File: 1647564266297.png (487.94 KB, 852x888, 6ED835D8-CCF1-4B8F-881F-EC7628…)

I think the femcel bingo that mentions lolcow will bring a bunch of trannies, handmaidens, newfags and scrotes. So if there’s even more cp, gore and the sorts posted, it won’t surprise me.

No. 1101525

>>1101521
There's a tranny spamming /snow/ right as we speak, I think you're right.

No. 1101526

>>1101521
If they overrun us admin needs to just nuke the site until the retarded bingo loses popularity

I hope whoevee made it gets prostate cancer, recovers, and gets it again

No. 1101528

>>1101525
He really thinks necroing irrelevant threads would bury the troon one kek

No. 1101530

>>1101521
what's the femcel bingo?

No. 1101532

>>1101530
It's in the mtf thread.

No. 1101533

Any farmers have recommendations for a good true crime documentary or docuseries? I've honestly watched quite a few, but I am looking for more. (I am also open to general documentary recommendations if you aren't into true crime)

No. 1101537

>>1101525
i think it’s funny when they go on autistic rampages like that as if it’s actually gonna do anything and he’s just wasting his time doing literally nothing

No. 1101541


No. 1101546

>>1101425
Hope this bitch gets kidney stones, consider this a hex. Fuck your tumblr I hope you get ass worms too

No. 1101553

Why are there people here who type board names like this: /m ?
Even 4chan boards. Am I missing something?

No. 1101554

>>1101425
went through that whole blog… my posts were on there twice… kms. i get so mortified when i remember lolcow isn't just our little secret and a lot of tumblrtards lurk here

No. 1101555

>>1101553
they're retarded

No. 1101556

>>1101425
This made me kek loudly.

No. 1101563

>>1101553
They are (Allah forgive me for uttering the word) redditors

No. 1101564

I'm craving nama chocolate so badly I want to kill myself. I've never even had it before but I want to go absolutely apeshit on at least three boxes.

No. 1101591

File: 1647569047833.jpg (Spoiler Image, 649.78 KB, 1588x2101, b21.jpg)

>>1101519
Here anon, it was some Etsy store

>>1101520
Yeah, I think that makes sense. There are probably more than a few gyaru-ish looks in early 2000s pics

No. 1101592

File: 1647569131692.jpg (56.52 KB, 531x800, thinking nok.jpg)

I have a sore throat and hoarse voice, so I looked online and I guess I have 18 different illnesses and a bunch of them are terminal, so it was nice knowing you all.

No. 1101597

>>1101592
An amazing thing happened once - I searched up some symptoms and Google didn't tell me I'm dying! I couldn't believe my eyes, I searched and searched and still no fatal illnesses appeared, I was gob-smacked.
Apparently, you can't die from dandruff.

No. 1101604

>>1101597
You sure it was only dandruff and not the early signs of life threatening scalp cancer?

No. 1101605

>>1101604
I'm sure, I went as deep as the 5th page on Google

No. 1101610

File: 1647570433882.jpeg (54.4 KB, 600x600, B27233C6-B5DB-4FB6-BFB7-FA9EE8…)

i literally sit like picrel and idk how to stop

No. 1101611

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No. 1101613

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No. 1101614

>>1101611
Is this puppy boy? It's too blurry to tell

No. 1101619

File: 1647571164923.png (729.04 KB, 788x920, 248765-935479438590.png)

>me to other farmers

No. 1101622

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No. 1101624

>>1101613
>>1101611
this has motivated me to fix my posture i don’t want to be a kpop gay boy

No. 1101626

I've been talking to this dude for 5 months and just found out he's not circumcised, I hate it here

No. 1101627

>>1101614
How would you feel about the situation if it's true that panting dog boy and Korean turbo thruster back popper are the same entity

No. 1101631

File: 1647572779036.jpeg (94.76 KB, 749x807, 90B372F7-AD66-4A7F-AAA0-49BC3B…)

I have husbandos and all but reading some nonnies be so overtly horny and write out elaborate fantasies about their husbandos makes me cringe like there’s no tomorrow. I don’t really care that they do it and they shouldn’t stop just live your best life I just need to get this out there. I avoid all husbando related threads because of this, like I applaud you nonnies who write that stuff or write/read self insert shit. It all makes me cringe into another dimension like even just the thought of reading or seeing self insert shit of me with one of my husbandos makes me feel sick. And no i’m not a fujo either. I think i’m just a perpetual femcel even when it comes to fiction.

No. 1101632

>>1101631
Nona I understand your post but why the Squidliam yaoi?

No. 1101634

>>1101633
KEK

No. 1101636

>>1101632
It was the latest picture in my gallery, mind your own business nonny

No. 1101637

>>1101631
Love you bitch

No. 1101639

File: 1647573437868.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 123.31 KB, 1280x999, D02E313D-28F9-4DB1-8697-BB5BAE…)

>>1101637
Love you too ♥

No. 1101650

>>1101631
Don't worry nona, I understand. Hopefully you get over it someday though, because I can't imagine feeling such aversion to imagining or seeing yourself with your husbando. Well I kind of can, I think I also used to cringe a little when I did it but that was many years ago

No. 1101651

>>1101631
Got any good Squidliam fic recommendations? Preferably yandere Squilliam? Not a fan of tsundere Squidward, I feel like he's too much of a permavirgin for that.

No. 1101653

File: 1647574595636.png (168.66 KB, 338x259, B8tI9UVCMAA58rQ.png)

I wanna get butt naked and freaky with him

No. 1101654

File: 1647574646877.png (225.3 KB, 576x655, 595D2874-804A-407F-A21B-AF3C0F…)

>>1101650
thank you nonnita
>>1101651
anon what

No. 1101657

>>1101636
don't worry i support you

No. 1101658

>>1101654
See, the fact that Squilliam calls him "squiddy" all the time in a playful yet derogatory way while also humiliating him in front of his peers is just so good. I can see Squilliam starting out as a tsundere-yandere hybrid. He stalks Squidward (as evidenced by him bringing his friends to his place of work in that one episode in an attempt to humiliate him) and also shows up to his concert at the Bubble Bowl. Squilliam also calls up Squidward in one episode out of nowhere, I think the same as the Bubble Bowl. Their dynamic is so interesting as well, as Squidward is the failed version of Squilliam- if Squidward sucks so much and is such a failure, why is Squilliam so obsessed with him? Does Squidward have something Squilliam wants? I think we all know the answer to that…

No. 1101659

>>1101658
but are there genital slits?

No. 1101660

>>1101631
Are you a virgin?

No. 1101662

>>1101659
Honestly yeah, probably.

No. 1101666

>>1101658
Very sensual thank you, I am curious as to who takes the dominant role in the relationship since i’ve seen fanart that goes both ways. What do you think anon?
>>1101660
No, i’ve had several boyfriends before I switched all my attraction to fictional men and became a full time femcel, but I am very sex repulsed now.

No. 1101669

>>1101662
is the slit between their tentacles? or in the front?

No. 1101670

File: 1647575399685.png (426.9 KB, 900x1080, squilliam no.png)

>>1101664
I think Squidward has to take the submissive role. He is a submissive person by nature, even if he gets irritated at his neighbors a lot. He is also very shy around Squilliam.
>>1101669
Squidward's receiving slit is between his tentacles while Squilliam's secret penile tentacle slit is in the front.

No. 1101671

>>1101631
>>1101639
>>1101654
>>1101658
>>1101670
This is what porn sickness does to a mfer

No. 1101672

File: 1647575636690.jpeg (106.75 KB, 900x1004, B255F47D-35F4-4495-969D-14B01E…)

>>1101670
I like your interpretation anon, I really do but I will respectfully disagree. I like to think of Squilliam as a bratty power bottom. Like financially and socially he has all the power but at the end of the day he just wants to be dominated and weirdly enjoys playing the passive role to Squidward. I also like the idea of a scenario where maybe Squilliam pushes Squidward to his limit and he pounces on him, and weirdly enough…Squilliam likes it? This comes as a shock to him since he’s never been on the receiving end but maybe for Squidward he will make an exception because that’s what love and lust is all about. I think they are quite versatile when it comes to who has the receiving slit and such which makes them a rather interesting ship to dissect and analyze.

No. 1101673

>>1101666
Sex-repulsion could be the reason then…

No. 1101675

File: 1647575750119.png (364.15 KB, 479x361, whut.png)

>>1101672
I agree with the idea of versatility, I think Squilliam likes toying with Squidward, whether that means taking on the dominant role or pushing him to his limits and letting his sqlit receive the sqdick.

No. 1101676

File: 1647575758771.png (15.88 KB, 782x510, 323150DD-04F1-400B-838C-05575F…)

>>1101671
Shut up! this is normal!
>>1101673
I think you’re right

No. 1101678

File: 1647575866864.jpeg (422.92 KB, 1280x1061, D2C75F41-8E5D-4DCA-AA5E-59D59B…)

>>1101675
This has been so enlightening nonny i’m glad we had this talk, it’s hard to find other cultured women willing to participate in intellectual and amicable debates about gay cartoon squid sex.

No. 1101680

File: 1647575956293.jpg (70.49 KB, 736x736, 4e6f0948b96d89b9cfad8d231ce05a…)

Squidward deserves better

No. 1101681

File: 1647576020713.png (309.24 KB, 600x774, oh squilliam.png)

>>1101678
>the clarinets sitting next to each other, a parallel to the two lovers
>two phalluses
They could always sword-fight to determine who tops

No. 1101683

File: 1647576074056.jpg (196.23 KB, 736x1040, 10d92f032ac178ca1ab0539ea369d9…)

Do you want to dinner tonight?

No. 1101684

>>1101680
I was just reading fanfiction about Levi…

No. 1101688

>>1101680
Levi is an ugly crippled manlet from a shitty manga, Squilliam is rich and quite literally Squidwards dream man, shit ship you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>1101681
Oh my you have quite an eye, I like the way you think I think a struggle for dominance can always make a relationship more complex and interesting rather than having a character very obviously falling into the passive role. That art is quite interesting considering they always walking around with their squssies/slits out but I think maybe Squilliam is the kind of man to find some modesty sexy.

No. 1101689

>>1101683
I can hear this in their voices so clearly.

No. 1101690

File: 1647576173169.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 153.95 KB, 750x846, 270C3EB0-9AC6-4A25-89E6-ECFDDE…)

>>1101683
squidbobs rise up

No. 1101691

File: 1647576198470.jpg (112.06 KB, 1080x631, my_dream_pairing__scrubby_x_sq…)

Nonas with some actual culture can appreciate this ship

No. 1101692

>>1101683
Ugh not the squidbob shippers, spongebob is literally minor and autistic coded you sick freak!!

No. 1101693

>>1101690
nonnie i was going to post alongside you. looked up squidbob. there is SO much porn.

No. 1101695

>>1101688
I think squilliam would rape squidward

No. 1101696

File: 1647576303340.jpg (52.52 KB, 500x808, 806c4cfc8fea4875e6733db73634db…)

>>1101690
Wow keep it PG jee whiz golly

No. 1101697

>>1101692
You may say this ironically, but Spongebob does tend to be shota-fied, clearly Squilliam and Squidward is the better ship

No. 1101698

File: 1647576335134.png (331.77 KB, 1000x873, squidbob canon.png)

>>1101683
dinner, a bath, or me tonight, squiddy?

No. 1101699

File: 1647576359927.jpeg (60.36 KB, 749x340, 3086BC73-893B-4D11-B512-C80913…)

>>1101696
gross that’s such a nonsense ship, picrel is where it’s at, ot3 anyone?

No. 1101700

File: 1647576366901.png (617.74 KB, 1280x1024, a6ebcd242a8dae4c05538b52a31a12…)

>>1101693
Found this when I looked up squidbob ♥

No. 1101701

>>1101700
Aww that's such a cute daughter and such a fuckugly son kill it
>>1101695
Yeah, Squilliam's got yandere vibes

No. 1101702

File: 1647576438927.gif (589.27 KB, 384x216, 04682DCE-EFD2-4272-AC81-09D3AB…)

>>1101693
The sad thing is I didn't have to look it up

No. 1101703

File: 1647576441694.jpeg (50.28 KB, 400x300, 4784191A-7AE7-4EF6-99CE-E36BCA…)

>>1101697
Thank you it’s nice to see some sanity in these threads, but here’s a peace offering anyways

No. 1101704

File: 1647576513789.jpg (25.3 KB, 480x640, shrek_x_squidward_i_ship_by_re…)

>>1101699
No bitch, Shrekward

No. 1101705

File: 1647576514749.jpeg (79.55 KB, 750x937, F847364B-ED3C-406E-8372-EB63B3…)


No. 1101707

File: 1647576540467.jpeg (66.93 KB, 474x442, B693D724-FF79-49AE-8EC0-A0415A…)

>>1101704
No!! they literally have a child together

No. 1101709

thread anthem

No. 1101712

File: 1647576674960.jpg (65.19 KB, 981x815, crack_ships__3_3__by_zzauguss_…)

>>1101707
Well guess who's been flirting with the neighbour????

No. 1101714

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No. 1101715

File: 1647576700470.jpg (147.77 KB, 1280x720, yanderebob.jpg)

>>1101703
Oh wow imagine Squidward getting spit-roasted…….
>>1101707
Gay and retarded!!!! Also realistically, Spongebob would also be yandere for Squidward, have you seen how weird and possessive he can get?

No. 1101716

File: 1647576715390.jpg (21.85 KB, 600x428, squidward_x_snape_yaoi_by_hoty…)

Squidward x Snape. Thoughts?????

No. 1101717

File: 1647576758520.png (234.65 KB, 553x685, 1586345259677.png)

>wakes up
>goes to check LC
>sees what's going on itt
>degeneracy
>goes back to sleep

No. 1101719

File: 1647576812834.jpeg (140.16 KB, 750x750, E94F5A03-B769-40D1-9303-B8C997…)

>>1101709
Amazing. I will say as a Squidlliam shipper I do see why many go for Squidbob, apart from their dynamic I think you can also interpret their physical designs in a sexual manner, spongebob being covered in holes (or “slits”) and squidward having tentacles, historically used as phallic symbolism in several art forms, so it’s almost like the character designer was trying to show how they complete and contrast each other. Of course like with Squilliam this removes any possible speculating about who is on the receiving end, but I understand why some people are more into the classic uke seme dynamic. Pic not related.

No. 1101720

File: 1647576820523.jpg (71.34 KB, 824x970, light_x_ryuk_proposal_by_shina…)

Here is my crack ship

No. 1101721

>>1101719
JOTARIO?

No. 1101723

File: 1647576863967.jpg (56.03 KB, 935x855, spongeshrek_squareswamp_by_squ…)

>>1101707
Squidward can have both

No. 1101724

File: 1647576878076.jpeg (200.15 KB, 600x892, AC81059E-D50E-425E-BBB5-99D3E0…)

Background fish husbandos let's go (pick yours)
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95835918

>>1101709
Didn't watch yet but my favorite thing is Japanese artists who inexplicably ship and obsessively draw fanart for western cartoon characters

No. 1101725

File: 1647576896896.jpg (603.95 KB, 589x1280, PIjjOpX.jpg)

The state of this thread. Cross off Gary Numan and write Squidward shipping art and fanfiction.

No. 1101726

File: 1647576898471.jpg (85.13 KB, 1024x495, day_9__hanging_with_friends_by…)

The boys

No. 1101727

>>1101724
They just had to make it a foot thing

No. 1101728

File: 1647576967079.jpeg (660.58 KB, 828x1205, B4B76318-E0ED-42F6-852B-4F0538…)

>>1101724
This one.

No. 1101729

>>1101716
Snape is caving in

No. 1101730

File: 1647576986075.jpg (199.53 KB, 1080x1061, i came.jpg)

>>1101719
Great analysis, also the dynamic between Spongebob and Squidward tends to be more pure but also gives the opportunity to portray Spongebob as sexually voracious

No. 1101731

File: 1647576988304.jpg (941.1 KB, 2048x1544, Tumblr_l_492474809895559.jpg)


No. 1101732

File: 1647577003046.jpeg (105.88 KB, 749x629, 90B01465-220E-426C-981C-B97404…)

Anyone here have any Despicable Me ships?

No. 1101734

>>1101726
Why are they so happy

No. 1101735

File: 1647577031658.png (973.96 KB, 806x1195, Screenshots_2022-03-18-01-16-5…)

>>1101724
This one seems chill

No. 1101736

>>1101731
Jokes on you, i’m submitting my posts from this thread as my grad school writing examples.

No. 1101737

>>1101725
I LOVE THE MIGHTY BOOSH, Howard can be shipped with anyone, Vince, The Hitcher, Ol' Gregg (naturally), the fox he buggered, Bob Fossil who he's also been alluded to buggering, the people he buggers for 60 cents etc

No. 1101738

>>1101734
All around them are familiar faces

No. 1101739

>>1101735
isn't this a matsu

No. 1101740

>>1101727
m-MY LEG!! uwah~

No. 1101741

>>1101732
Only despicable you nonatella

No. 1101742

i'm not going to pretend the spongebob utau cover of love is war doesn't sound great

No. 1101743

>>1101730
That’s really interesting anon, I never viewed spongebob as a sexual being but maybe that’s my fault. I do think them being slaves not only to capitalism but also the social expectations within the sea could lead to a rather interesting (and passionate) affair. I shall do more research.

No. 1101744

>>1101732
wasn't there some twitter drama way back about a fanartist (I forget for what series, was it Danganronpa?) who scammed people and turns out she had a secret nsfw account where she shipped despicable me incest

No. 1101745

File: 1647577225400.jpg (746.27 KB, 807x1200, husbando.jpg)

He's mine

No. 1101746

File: 1647577312866.jpeg (107.81 KB, 480x800, 7D208D9B-E66A-4F45-84CA-6F1DBA…)

>>1101741
Whatever! Let me ship Owen wilson and Evil Pitbull in peace
>>1101744
>scams dangitgrandpa fans
>draws despicable me incest fanart
based and minionpilled queen

No. 1101747

File: 1647577321357.jpg (121.14 KB, 640x896, pw0pfya4jdm01.jpg)

I hope you nonnies are good and drunk on this, the day of Saint Patrick

No. 1101748

>>1101744
i remember that! she was also supposedly a scammer.

No. 1101749

I envy the dead, who don't have to see Spongebob yaoi any longer.

No. 1101750

>>1101746
Mr WorldW I D E

No. 1101751

>>1101746
>skinnyified
Ugh

No. 1101752

File: 1647577419684.jpeg (91.05 KB, 429x536, B2EAEFDA-2FD8-474F-844E-A24F18…)

>>1101751
ims orr y

No. 1101753

File: 1647577426596.jpg (48.92 KB, 735x817, 64d0ab8c0731edfdc8eea4f12c41e1…)

>>1101749
It's good for you, you need to see things that shock you to help buffer the intensity of the real world

No. 1101754

>>1101746
my god they bishiefied gru

No. 1101755

File: 1647577480790.jpg (62.7 KB, 720x480, 5b961f646e08fd84ed1b73d991cf16…)

Me dipping out of this thread

No. 1101756

File: 1647577481505.jpeg (170.14 KB, 750x724, AB225C93-1E77-42D5-9D22-62D371…)

>>1101749
imagine not being able to handle a little spongebob yaoi, GROW UP!!

No. 1101757

>>1101753
This image shocked me more than any Squidbob Squidliam Despicablemecest yaoi ever could

No. 1101758

File: 1647577538815.jpeg (39.05 KB, 400x497, 76FF2F03-C5C2-4E4F-98B8-3E17D7…)

>>1101756
P-Patrick…

No. 1101760

File: 1647577552728.jpg (871.29 KB, 1018x1200, aw hell yeah.jpg)

The artist has more gijinkas of the fish… holy shit he's so hot

No. 1101761

File: 1647577562522.jpg (97.98 KB, 736x736, 633c8fda4746bada5884924ec68db9…)

>>1101757
Good that means I'm doin my job

No. 1101762

File: 1647577569670.jpg (3.65 MB, 639x365, g0RdISy.jpg)


No. 1101763

File: 1647577615489.jpg (7.21 KB, 318x313, 1499141817823.jpg)

>>1101760
>holy shit he's so hot
NONNY HOLD ON DON'T GET LOST IN YOUR LUST

No. 1101764

File: 1647577655233.gif (955.36 KB, 498x205, no u.gif)


No. 1101765

File: 1647577674331.jpg (53.22 KB, 735x651, cb181a3012a88aee2307d92c1c0a26…)

The sexual tension

No. 1101766

>>1101760
damn i want to fuck a fish

No. 1101768

>>1101765
mrs puff became a blackpilled separatist after her husband's death

No. 1101770

File: 1647577763289.jpg (425.59 KB, 851x1200, 88642908_p17_master1200.jpg)

I wish someone could translate this so I could know why this fish decided to touch his friend's tail fins

No. 1101772

File: 1647577802500.jpg (77.09 KB, 1110x1500, 61-ENg0dOgS._AC_SL1500_.jpg)


No. 1101773

File: 1647577824320.jpeg (77.01 KB, 800x800, 533fa607-fba0-44d0-a929-15db5c…)

>>1101766
Or perhaps you would prefer

No. 1101774

File: 1647577828884.png (351.68 KB, 478x677, 1D089315-E080-4147-83F0-4711A7…)

>>1101765
she a freak tho

No. 1101775

>>1101770
not the untranslated spongebob background fish doujins nonny no you've gone too far

No. 1101776

>>1101768
But she dated the krabman

No. 1101777

File: 1647577886048.jpg (88.67 KB, 1080x805, 1623599639446.jpg)

I'm too far gone, this artist has a whole ass series of illustrations depicting a disgusting man forcing two human fish to make out in a hot and sexy yaoi tongue kissing scene, what the fuck

No. 1101778

File: 1647577928884.jpeg (61.87 KB, 750x696, 4CAEC526-103D-45EA-819F-978E2B…)

I’m glad me randomly choosing to attach squilliam yaoi to my “vent” has lead to this, it’s day like these that remind me why I love this site ♥

No. 1101779

File: 1647577939353.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.82 KB, 750x917, EQhw4n2W4AEdybx.jpg)

>>1101774
So is he

No. 1101780

>>1101777
omg that’s so gross what is wrong with people, link?
>>1101773
do you…put it inside…?

No. 1101781

File: 1647577992799.jpg (989.79 KB, 500x299, nocZX81.jpg)


No. 1101782

>>1101777
Embrace it, let it swim through your veins like the fish in the sea

No. 1101786

>>1101780
Yeah and the fin is for ya gorl, Clitorisa

No. 1101791

File: 1647578106043.gif (957.1 KB, 500x260, download (21).gif)


No. 1101792

File: 1647578110292.jpg (36.56 KB, 708x669, 2jvmc9pfmxg71.jpg)


No. 1101793

File: 1647578139571.jpg (45.55 KB, 563x545, IMG-20201023-WA0052.jpg)


No. 1101794

>>1101786
Okay i realized i was looking at upside down and thought it went in head first
>>1101791
thank you very much i didn’t expect to spend my thursday night reading spongebob background fish gijinka degen yaoi but that’s the fun thing about life, you never know where you’ll end up

No. 1101796

File: 1647578245103.png (729.65 KB, 1125x712, otter profoundly displeased.pn…)

>>1101778
I'm upset with you, nonners.

No. 1101798

File: 1647578286835.jpg (876.22 KB, 1200x1200, 88642908_p11_master1200.jpg)

When in the entirety of Spongebob did this fish bite and drool all over other fish

No. 1101799

File: 1647578302197.jpg (25.11 KB, 375x305, heh heh.jpg)


No. 1101801

File: 1647578325527.jpeg (622.78 KB, 828x1039, 771AD8C2-45A0-4BCE-859C-502FAC…)

FORGET THE FISH I WANT TO FUCK KAREN

No. 1101802

File: 1647578349199.jpg (Spoiler Image, 594.26 KB, 1200x1062, NOOOOOO.jpg)

this certainly is a night

No. 1101804

>>1101802
this feel like sleepovers in middle school where your friends would show you degenerate homestuck or whatever else yaoi i love it

No. 1101805

File: 1647578404309.jpg (67.47 KB, 625x469, 659f8b447971d27c6e1201a87a8b54…)

MtF getting ready for a date, 2022 (colorized)

No. 1101806

>>1101804
LMAO it feels exactly like that omg

No. 1101807

File: 1647578432471.jpg (Spoiler Image, 232.64 KB, 1200x900, sansbob.jpg)

>>1101804
it feels endless. i love you nonnies

No. 1101808

File: 1647578441631.jpg (160.2 KB, 400x230, Ob51xcv.jpg)


No. 1101809

>>1101807
I'd date him

No. 1101810

File: 1647578482078.jpg (732.31 KB, 851x1200, oh no no no.jpg)

Wait I don't get it, who is the tranny fish meant to be?

No. 1101811

File: 1647578490163.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 353.85 KB, 828x1233, 8E710563-4773-4342-8CFF-77A5AC…)

ok this was my sign to click off

No. 1101812

>>1101807
Sansbob Underpants

No. 1101813

File: 1647578547837.gif (1.06 MB, 245x180, download (23).gif)


No. 1101815

File: 1647578576394.jpg (135.72 KB, 933x668, IMG-20201106-WA0056.jpg)

like… I guess we in this hellhole like… for real for real

No. 1101818

File: 1647578645089.jpeg (436.21 KB, 828x603, F6573D87-5CDA-478B-8E9C-1782E0…)

>>1101796
I love you

No. 1101819

File: 1647578664962.jpg (Spoiler Image, 429.22 KB, 781x642, wh.jpg)

>spending all of your autism skill tree points on spongebob yaoi art
i wish i could do something equally amazing

No. 1101820

File: 1647578693706.webm (580.38 KB, 480x480, 3a03dd1b06d441237d0d64929f7359…)

No one talking about PatBob???? Smh my head

No. 1101822

>>1101818
>e-boy haircut squidward
damn chile

No. 1101825

File: 1647578771420.jpg (1.88 MB, 500x281, zixHjcP.jpg)


No. 1101826

File: 1647578772445.jpeg (27.05 KB, 362x378, EDBFB96A-522C-477C-B531-FA8B00…)

>>1101817
>the tail also has a purpose, doesn't it

No. 1101827

File: 1647578840633.jpeg (62.16 KB, 750x391, 1640445217939.jpeg)


No. 1101830

Nooo me and that anon both deleted our translations simultaneously. I thought she did it better than me

No. 1101831

all the spongebob r34 itt and no larry????

No. 1101832

File: 1647578928655.gif (2.04 MB, 712x405, download (24).gif)

>>1101825
In all honesty though, Crackfox x Vince

No. 1101833

File: 1647578938391.gif (948.88 KB, 500x288, ShinyTediousBobolink-size_rest…)


No. 1101834

>>1101824
>>1101826
WHAT OTHER PURPOSE???

No. 1101835

>>1101830
ANON I DELETED IT BECAUSE I MADE A MISTAKE AND READ 連動 AS 運動!! your one was better kek

No. 1101836

>>1101832
Wow I posted my gif at the perfect time

No. 1101837

File: 1647579036862.jpg (481.06 KB, 741x1147, a.jpg)

2p!spongebob

No. 1101838

File: 1647579043014.jpg (175.39 KB, 700x700, Ej-zkgmUYAAHtSr.jpg)

>>1101831
Omg bby I got u

No. 1101839

File: 1647579106579.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.53 KB, 600x593, tumblr_m917vo0PF91r93cf3o1_640…)


No. 1101840

File: 1647579134792.jpg (110.82 KB, 800x600, Friends.jpg)

damn this legit is a middle school sleep over chaotic degen bonanza. I kinda love it.

No. 1101842

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No. 1101843

>>1101834
>Male cartilaginous fishes (sharks and rays), as well as the males of some live-bearing ray finned fishes, have fins that have been modified to function as intromittent organs, reproductive appendages which allow internal fertilization.
>>1101770
>>1101835
ILY WE ARE DUMBASSES!! Here I'll combine the best of both.
>Gyah!
>Wah!
>Why are you touching our tail fins~? I'm surprised~
>It's fun, and they interlock(?)
>That's sexual harassment
>The tail fin has another purpose, doesn't it?

No. 1101844

File: 1647579215399.jpg (57.67 KB, 535x500, 27fd0d13b72007af6758bbed427a11…)

Post your sleep over snack

No. 1101845


No. 1101846

File: 1647579250750.jpg (2.03 MB, 280x230, BeSf8FS.jpg)


No. 1101847

File: 1647579324860.jpg (496.28 KB, 2368x1872, Gefilte_fish_-_step_20_(Anschn…)


No. 1101848

I love the Mighty Boosh nonnies just doing their own thing

No. 1101849

File: 1647579348769.png (9.03 MB, 3327x2384, 91738087-40A9-4B50-81D7-C60036…)


No. 1101850

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No. 1101851

>>1101833
In all fairness, Crackfox eats feces. Vince-y likes shiney things cause he's like a magpie or something.

No. 1101852


No. 1101853

>>1101843
>>1101834
wait found more
>The third, fourth and fifth rays of the male's anal fin are formed into a tube-like structure in which the sperm of the fish is ejected.
>When ready for mating, the gonopodium becomes erect and points forward towards the female. The male shortly inserts the organ into the sex opening of the female, with hook-like adaptations that allow the fish to grip onto the female to ensure impregnation.
>In some species, the gonopodium may be half the total body length. Occasionally the fin is too long to be used, as in the "lyretail" breeds of Xiphophorus helleri.
holy fuck

No. 1101854

File: 1647579421383.gif (33.25 KB, 200x200, 200w (1).gif)

>>1101847
Exquisite

No. 1101855

>>1101843
we should kisu now nonachan

No. 1101856

>>1101849
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 1101857

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No. 1101858

File: 1647579477571.gif (2.07 MB, 500x288, download (25).gif)


No. 1101859

File: 1647579498733.jpg (941.33 KB, 245x178, qgFEjoZ.jpg)


No. 1101862

>>1101859
I love Mighty Boosh so much but i can’t even participate in this because my monkey brain can only focus on one thing and right now that is fish sex

No. 1101863

File: 1647579586513.jpg (40.16 KB, 512x384, jecs6cvw9yk21.jpg)

Get litty ladies

No. 1101864

File: 1647579587976.jpg (237.53 KB, 700x700, 79851223_p35_master1200.jpg)

now i'm down the rabbit hole. the trench?

No. 1101865

>>1101864
I need more buff Plankton

No. 1101866

File: 1647579612285.gif (1.82 MB, 310x168, kisu.gif)


No. 1101867

File: 1647579685021.jpeg (156.85 KB, 600x848, 98FA3FF2-2E52-4874-8B8F-130F1D…)

why is squidward so hot

No. 1101868

>>1101864
God tier ship. I have this feeling that Plankton and Karen are swingers btw.

No. 1101869

File: 1647579728553.jpeg (19.94 KB, 444x480, Buff-Plankoton-from-SpongeBob-…)

he's comin

No. 1101870


No. 1101872

File: 1647579756378.gif (715.18 KB, 500x276, download (26).gif)

Killed a swan yesterday

No. 1101873

>>1101869
how does he have nipples when anime men can't manage to ever get them

No. 1101874

File: 1647579814868.jpg (1.03 MB, 245x180, zvQWoXa.jpg)


No. 1101875

File: 1647579831616.png (123.9 KB, 230x357, 4vg11f1lz3771_(1).png)


No. 1101876

>>1101873
Nanomachines, sis.

No. 1101877

>>1101873
nipples are illegal in asia

No. 1101878

File: 1647579863678.jpeg (66.59 KB, 600x600, 5CBFDB5B-AF7B-4DE2-9B61-915EEB…)

Gonna post cute art to restore my karmic luck

No. 1101879

>>1101873
Because he's a Western Alpha Male

No. 1101880

File: 1647579893898.jpeg (114.04 KB, 600x600, DFB40C85-2563-47FB-B495-B5540E…)


No. 1101881

>>1101878
Plankton got the drip

No. 1101882

>>1101867
Yo link anon?

No. 1101883

File: 1647579910483.jpg (468.68 KB, 960x1200, plankrab.jpg)


No. 1101885


No. 1101886

>>1101880
Holy shit this is actually so cute

No. 1101887

File: 1647579957570.jpg (55.61 KB, 726x525, 4f8a47fe930b71c132f2afcd4724f0…)

>>1101883
Alright I'm outta here

No. 1101888

>>1101849
Dumbass shit thread #75: The Dark Descend Yassified at Alchemilla Hospital Haunted by Western Yaoi Crackshipping

No. 1101889

File: 1647579977693.jpg (228.91 KB, 700x700, 80693477_p27_master1200.jpg)

i could see upper left getting posted in a husbando thread

No. 1101890

File: 1647579998023.gif (193.86 KB, 499x367, 96FD6384-C0C2-4291-97AB-28A7D0…)

>>1101849
Magical, saved.

No. 1101891

File: 1647580013114.jpeg (121.48 KB, 600x600, AFD0E131-4453-4C9D-8138-276805…)

>>1101886
have more ♥

No. 1101892

File: 1647580029363.jpeg (42.05 KB, 750x648, F96C2F0B-4658-4A51-85D9-B3AE6E…)

>>1101885
Ty anon this squidward stacked asf

No. 1101893

>>1101892
right? i want him

No. 1101894

File: 1647580108710.jpg (31.41 KB, 1280x720, oooooh cheese.jpg)

CHEESE IS A KIND OF MEAT
A TASTY YELLOW TREAT
I MILK IT FROM MY TEAT
BUT I TRY TO BE DISCREET
OOOOH, CHEESE. OOOOOOH, CHEESE.

No. 1101895

>>1101878
Cute, this one's my favorite. Doesn't Plankton also have a sort of cute high pitched voice in Japan?

No. 1101896

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No. 1101897

>>1101891
Adorable

No. 1101899

>>1101895
he does! so it’s really fitting kek

No. 1101900

>>1101896
Marceline?

No. 1101902

this is comfy as hell

No. 1101904

File: 1647580212877.jpg (322.06 KB, 160x200, HRKtyTw.jpg)


No. 1101905

>>1101894
CHEESE LOG
CHEESE LOG
CYLINDRICAL AND YELLOW
CUT A CHEESE LOG
AND I'M A HAPPY FELLOW

No. 1101911

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No. 1101912

>>1101911
all this spongebob yaoi posting and this scum is still the most offputting

No. 1101914

File: 1647580961128.jpeg (93.89 KB, 711x633, D409E1F5-BC60-4CF9-8869-ECE2A4…)

this was fun nonnies good night

No. 1101915

>>1101911
which TF2 character is this

No. 1101917

>>1101792
Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
>bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup
>bwAP
>BWUUUAHHh

No. 1101923

>>1101917
One of my favorite scenes in anything ever

No. 1101928

>>1101801
how did I miss this gem, adorable

No. 1101941

I got my mind on my nonnies, nonnies on my mind

No. 1101952

kek when did this become tmb thread? not that i'm complaining, giving me major motivation to rewatch

No. 1101957

File: 1647584346438.jpg (61.95 KB, 720x391, iJU3lVN.jpg)

>>1101868
So like the Monarch and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch?

No. 1101976

which one of you just posted lolcow on the /@/ thread please don't let them find this place

No. 1102081

File: 1647594855150.jpeg (19.85 KB, 450x320, fnz6zwlQ.jpeg)

me praying that Hogwarts Legacy will be a success so the developers don't have to suffer because of the "JK Rowling bad" crew can't separate works from their creators even if their lives depended on it

No. 1102085

File: 1647595821385.jpg (28.35 KB, 758x437, black-woman-praying-1-1024x576…)

>>1102081
and me praying that Hogwartz Legacy will run on my shitty ass computer

No. 1102088

>>1102081
same, I fucking hate that "wrong think" can get you fired while sexually abusing people will get "SEpAraTE thE ArT FroM THe ArTIst!!". I hope they choke.

No. 1102130

>>1101957
I never noticed how defined Gary's butt is

No. 1102153

File: 1647606862467.jpg (36.79 KB, 564x545, ed90d1b80c32ba50f80b4a80714fb9…)

the doctor said I should have more milk, so I came here

No. 1102155

File: 1647606922506.jpg (30.5 KB, 540x720, e03c3abd62359fe9177672d69c34ad…)

>>1102153
but I also need more sunlight

No. 1102316

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I'm about to go on my first one on one date ever and I'm nervous, I was attracted to him until like yesterday but now anxiety has completely overridden all the excitement and attraction I felt, why is my stupid brain like this I want to be excited again not scared

No. 1102320

>>1102316
have fun!! (report back)

No. 1102333

>>1102316
Dump him

No. 1102334

>>1102316
Omg good luck nona! You can close your eyes and breathe deep through your nose, out through your mouth to help with anxiety, it always helps me!

No. 1102358

can i have tired cat reaction images

No. 1102363

File: 1647616053553.gif (2.18 MB, 379x498, cat-heart-eyes-yoonmilkers.gif)

>>1102320
>>1102334
thank you anons ily
>>1102333
I'm not even with him yet nonny damn

No. 1102365

>>1102363
>pic name
What the hell is a "yoon milker"

No. 1102368

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No. 1102373

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No. 1102377

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No. 1102379

>>1102365
NTA but that's probably the username of the person they saved it off I assume

No. 1102383

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No. 1102385

>>1102365
KEK ayrt and idk i just searched cat with hearts or something on google

No. 1102404

File: 1647617272395.jpeg (65 KB, 640x420, C23635BC-5003-429C-820C-41D385…)

Kek I love this.

No. 1102440

>>1101001
So you're getting more physical activity than an American shopper but still manage to be fat as hell?

No. 1102447

I miss when sixpenceeeeeeeeeeeeee# was popular and everyone trusted her shitty clickbait 100% true horror stories. I just remembered her family owned a child servant and I'm conflicted, but I very much enjoyed the spooky scary era of tumblr back in the day.

No. 1102450

File: 1647619058063.jpg (277.66 KB, 2064x1376, download (19).jpg)

>>1102440
Healthiest Bri'ish meal

No. 1102456

>>1102450
Wow, a whole head of cauliflower for each plate? The british must be very healthy.

No. 1102458

>>1102456
Pretty sure that's mashed potato on top of some meat with a fuckton of gravy and around 7 peas per person

No. 1102462

>>1102458
Is it possible to balance that meal by making most of the plate a bunch of peas, meat without gravy and just a spoonful of mashed potatoes?

No. 1102463

File: 1647619677627.png (492.9 KB, 483x750, 483.png)

>>1102447
I totally forgot about that. She mentioned she felt bad that the 8 year old wasn't in school and was instead her servant. Though I think about this post sometimes and idk it just cracks me up

No. 1102466

>>1102462
Meat deserves a little gravy

No. 1102472

>>1102462
Doing a 2/3 cauliflower mash with 1/3 potato mash might help. Increase veg ratio underneath. Create gravy from part of the cauliflower/potato mix and add seasoned beef stock, strain and heat with green onions.
Reducing the portions would probably be needed either way.

No. 1102491

>>1102463
I remember that meme fondly. It was like the end of the year and a post was going around like "I wonder what the last meme of the year will be" and then sixpenceee drops "they crave that mineral". I remember liking her horror stories but looking back now they were really babby's first social commentary tier (the story she posted one time where you're terminated immediately with a chip implant if you slightly disagree with people. A guy was terminated because he disagreed with a professor and the professor got him by going "are you disagreeing with me?" [Evil and malicious smirk] and the guy's like "yes, UH UM UM I– I MEAN NO" and he was immediately killed while the evil professor chuckled darkly and evilly or some shit. Really stupid shit kek). There's been no one else to fill the spooky void since.

No. 1102499

File: 1647622032707.jpg (544.96 KB, 1080x1742, IMG_20220318_174551.jpg)

I just stumbled upon this woman and I am dying of laughter, no idea where to post this
Does she have a thread and I was just unaware because I'm not a weeb?

No. 1102505

>>1102499
The "MILF" girl is Chiyuki from idolm@ster,she's 23 so probably younger than her. This is what coomer brainrot does.

No. 1102514

>>1102499
Why is YouTube so slack with shit like this considering they have a NSFW policy? Like don't get me wrong, it's hilarious to stumble across but like… why…
And if it's somehow not breaking any rules, surely she's making NO money from this? Imagine funding a hentai-based channel out of your wages kek

No. 1102515

>>1102505
>milf
>23
Yes, early 20's women, so old and mature.
How to tell everyone you're used to sexual content with minors without outright saying it.

No. 1102517

>>1102514
From a quick glance at her twitter, seems like she was a rich kid and is in a BDSM relationship with a British guy who she's gonna marry soon. And she posts vids of her ass getting whipped by him online, so you know what kind of relationship it is, lmao

No. 1102518

>>1102514
even if she's not getting money from the videos themselves do you really not think coomers aren't giving her some? she's also probably getting some sponsorships. bitch is making bank

No. 1102520

Also I like how hilarious that thumbnail of "I pay artists to lewd me" looks, when irl she has greasy hair and is squinting kek

No. 1102522

>>1102517
I wonder if she genuinely is into misogynistic shite or if she has been groomed.

No. 1102525

>>1102514
YouTube doesn’t have a nsfw policy where did you even get that idea

No. 1102526

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>>1102522
Oh no this is just sad, I think her parents just suck when they let their child embarass herself on social media. Seems like she's with that degen gigguk?

No. 1102530

>>1102526
This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen. Imagine interacting with your mother on your hentai coomer twitter account. Also she's verified?

No. 1102536

>>1102526
i genuinely cannot fathom willfully letting your mom see your degenerate shit on twitter. this has to be some sort of exhibitionism

No. 1102537

File: 1647623773098.jpg (117.75 KB, 1080x1095, 20220318_181454.jpg)

>>1102530
Verified because she has 300k youtube susbscribers apparently. Imagine your mom watching you do this, oof. I guess I can post her in the anime youtubers thread?

No. 1102538

>>1102525
NSFW policy is the wrong phrase. I should've said nudity and sexual content policy - that's what it's called.
There are also some thumbnail policies that she's breaking too. Or maybe it's subjective in this case and I'm looking into it too much.

No. 1102539

>>1102537
Do it!

No. 1102540

>>1102526
She has the most punchable face

No. 1102541

File: 1647624279601.png (100.44 KB, 242x239, 1647423763087.png)

>>1102536
She shows her mom her hentai shit too. That's so embarrassing.

No. 1102542

>>1102541
There has to be some autism involved here.

No. 1102543

>>1102537
Nevemrind, the thread on /w/ is dead and I'm on my phone so I can't make a nicely formatted OP and picture. If anyone finds milky shit about her, be my guest for a new weaboo cringe/anime youtuber thread since her husband is gigguk who seems a lot older and is big in the community.

No. 1102544

>>1102541
This is it. We have reached the peak of pick-meism.

No. 1102547

>>1102525
One guy I follow, KiraTV who talks about MMO scams once got a sponsor for a sex toy and had to remove it because his video got problems with sponsorship because of it

No. 1102563

>>1102526
she couldn't even pick a hot british guy, she choose some cringy weeb dom
if this was my daughter, I would consider suicide, I would have screamed to god that I failed as a mother

No. 1102564

File: 1647625629626.png (535.75 KB, 453x821, youtube kids.png)

>>1102538
>>1102547
nta but their policy isn't that consistent tbh, they will allow outright porn to stay up and also shit like pic related but at the same time take down less explicit content

No. 1102575

>>1102542
I think it must be some kind of abusive. Either the mom groomed her or she forced her sick shit onto her mom and gaslit her so much that she just had to come to terms with it

No. 1102576

>>1102563
>mommy I want to work in the anime industry!
>10 years later
>so I finally made it! I married an anime influencer who has a podcast, we've been in a long distance relationship and he whips my ass when we're together, he's also older than me and I pay men to draw porn of me!
b l e a k

No. 1102582

File: 1647626247385.png (141.61 KB, 360x346, tenor (1).png)

>>1101003
>>1101009
I love this site kek.

No. 1102583

>>1102547
Sponsors are different companies though, not youtube. They get to choose their own rules for who they sponsor.

No. 1102587

File: 1647626457199.png (404.82 KB, 850x495, wtf.png)

I was having a conversation with my sister in law, out of nowhere she started talking about how well endowed her 12 year son old was already and said she envied his future girlfriends and then went back to our previous discussion like it was nothing, like I can say shit that I don't realize might be a little cringy but even I can understand that you don't bring up how the big you think your kid's dick is in the middle of conversation

No. 1102597

>>1102587
I would have shamed her to her face seriously what the fuck

No. 1102602

>>1102597
I did, I literally told her off and got up and left and she was surprised, like really

No. 1102603

File: 1647627063209.jpg (289.72 KB, 993x711, 2wcmrj.jpg)

>>1102587
That's creep shit, wtf

No. 1102604

Which one of you fools namedropped lc on akg last night

No. 1102605

>>1102587
That's some Curb your Enthusiasm shit

No. 1102608

>>1102602
I’m so proud of you nonny but also curious of updates, kek.

No. 1102611

File: 1647627529127.png (176.1 KB, 435x434, pardon.PNG)

>>1102587
>said she envied his future girlfriends
Okay, all of that was really weird and unnecessary information for her to be sharing, but what the absolute fuck at this part? Does she not have any kind of internal filter to tell her how nasty that sounds?

No. 1102613

>>1102587
I hope this is made up because she sounds like a molester.

No. 1102615

>>1102587
god that is disgusting. a part of me hopes it was suppose to be some sort of autistic joke but I'd definitely watch out for your nephew

No. 1102619

>>1102611
she always some dumb shit that she probably thinks come across as "outrageous or quirky" so I'm used to it, but I didn't expect her to talk about her son's dick so randomly
>>1102613
>>1102615
I don't think she's a molester, she just really wants to act like a fictional character, like drag persona IRL(she also watches drag race also btw)

No. 1102624

>>1102619
You should still watch out for him tbh. Not to say that she's into that stuff and maybe it was just a very, very autistic joke but it's still a little concerning.

No. 1102627

>>1102604
was it a fujo bait cap? im@s thread might've had the same nonnie.

No. 1102628

>>1102619
Ah, I know the type of person you mean with the outrageous and quirky bit. It's so hard to deal with people like that, they always say such embarrassing things regardless of where they are or who they are talking to.

No. 1102630

>>1102619
thats slightly comforting, but still makes me wonder how the fuck your brother married her.

No. 1102632

>>1102630
I love my brother but he's kinda of half manchild lib, not as bad as most(he's fit and doesn't have that soyboy phenotype) but he's still a very annoying liberal normie

No. 1102639

>>1102604
what's akg?

No. 1102643

>>1102627
No, that was me, I don't play arknights.

No. 1102646

I understand the penguin

No. 1102648

>>1102646
anon i'm crying omg no

No. 1102652

>>1102651
So cute, you should feel proud! This post made me want to stop by Lowes and buy a new plant lol

No. 1102653

File: 1647630666368.jpg (82.62 KB, 750x821, 20220318_200948.jpg)

Ewwwwwww

No. 1102656

>>1102653
White day seems way more romantic than that.

No. 1102659

>>1102653
Any Love After Lockup fans here? Reminded me of this.

No. 1102667

File: 1647631264270.jpg (72.74 KB, 540x720, 1505411930916.jpg)

>>1102613
>>1102611
>>1102605
>>1102587
>>1102603
y'all are taking this way too seriously, she didn't say she wanted to fuck her son or anything, just that he had a big dick for a 12 year old and while it would be weird thing to discuss with even a close friend, its not that weird of a conversation you can have with a close family relative

No. 1102668

>>1102653
Oh noo those poor men who have to write something nice for their dates on Valentine's day and buy some fucking flowers oh noo, god forbid how horrible and difficult. Oh it's okay though, a month later they get to have a stupid steak and their nasty penises in a woman's mouth. Yay for equality.

No. 1102672

>>1102587
very gross
>>1102667
i doubt she's a molester or anything or even necessarily thinking on those terms but saying she "envied his future girlfriends" is like… really not ok. anyways men say worse shit on the regular about their daughters but yeah still not ok

No. 1102676

>>1102667
I hope some of you never have kids if you don't think it's weird to comment on the penis size of your 12 year old kid and say that you're jealous of his future girlfriends. It's weird to say that shit to anyone. You can always just not comment on children's genitals.

No. 1102677

>>1102668
Most relationships I’ve seen the woman does more for the man on Valentine’s anyway

No. 1102684

I finally got over that impossible crush I had!! Thank you for being a genderspecial, I feel cured. It's a shame, I'd still like to be friends because we have such similar tastes but it's better this way. Maybe we will meet one day when we both table at a con but I doubt it.

No. 1102691

>>1102677
100000% true

No. 1102694

>>1102677
I know right, Valentine's Day isn't even a one-way holiday, why do men need another day? Specifically to get their nasty dicks sucked?

No. 1102703

>>1102656
And in Japan, women are generally the ones who give gifts to men on Valentine's Day, right?

>>1102677
I also see it happen here, though not me, kek

No. 1102705

>>1102684
And here I am hoping my impossible crush doesn't troon out. It would be very unfortunate

No. 1102732

File: 1647634537389.jpg (37.79 KB, 750x658, 0d044404cb65eaa5dbefa57849f371…)

>>1102316
what's up the update for those who care is that it went great but again for some reason I don't feel attracted to him in the same way I did up until literally 24 hours ago? idfk we get along and have the same sense of humor but for some reason when I think about kissing him or sex I just get anxious? but I was very attracted to him for like a week up until yesterday??? Is this normal with anxiety? or was I never attracted to him and was just ovulating(for a week??)?? that would be awkward because we got along really well

No. 1102735

>>1102732
is it because you can't "get into" kissing? that's an issue for me personally and it lessens my attraction. i can't stop overthinking with anxiety. i also am not really that attracted to anyone generally so that's part of it but i definitely can't just relax and "enjoy" anything sexual really

No. 1102746

>>1102735
this might be the case, I'm very inexperienced so I literally don't know lol but if it is just anxiety I hope I can get over it

No. 1102787

File: 1647637872697.jpg (25.12 KB, 564x564, 08640b34412b64c5be6d0296bc6192…)

My personal growth is trying to kill me

No. 1102791

File: 1647637976869.png (105.74 KB, 256x186, 2E8EF361-AB10-41A9-BC2E-45237E…)

If I could be bothered I would redraw this into Elsie

No. 1102806

>>1101421
Are they seasoning the streets?

No. 1102935

File: 1647643312371.png (33.54 KB, 583x243, Screenshot from 2022-03-18 18-…)

I see this and it just fuels me. Too bad I don't think my computer will be able to run the game.

No. 1102952

>>1102935
I want to buy this game so badly

No. 1102954

>>1102935
what game are they talking about

No. 1102965

>>1102954
Probably new Harry Potter game?

No. 1102971

>>1102965
wasn't there one already, anyway that's likely it
I was never into Harry Potter and think JK Rowling is fairly mediocre as a writer but the way she makes trannies seethe is so fucking based, I love her honestly

No. 1102981

>>1102935
Why does it have so many likes, are they bought?

No. 1102993

>>1102981
it's twitter, that's why kek

No. 1102995

File: 1647644917106.png (502.88 KB, 650x670, 1645602633662-2.png)

something I noticed about Hybristophilies, no matter how facially hideous serial killers and mass shooters tend to be, these TCC girls will thirst after them except when they are fat
both John Wayne Gacy and Jeffery Dahmer were gay serial killers, but one was fat and one wasn't and so Dahmer had female attention while no one cared about Gacy
Randy Stair shot up a super market and he is immortalized on tumblr with fan art, but no one cares about the fat syrian dude who also shot up a super market and killed way more people

kinda interesting

No. 1102997

>>1102703
Yeah, Valentine day is for women to give chocolate to guys, and White day is for guys to give chocolate or presents to women.

No. 1102999

I’ve been moving all week it’s so stressful I miss browsing here for hours. I can’t wait to return nonnies

No. 1103008

i can't stop laughing at shayna's recent ahegao face kek i never cared about this cow but the one time i click on her thread i see those godawful expressions she makes.

No. 1103009

>>1102995
I never really thought about this but you are probably right.

No. 1103014

>>1103009
most women aren't attracted to fat men, it's a no brainer

No. 1103015

>>1102995
Funny that serial killer fans actually have some standards, despite being into ugly irl murderers.

No. 1103023

Does anyone have the harry potter terf copypasta?

No. 1103043

>>1102791
That would be very cute anon. If you do I'll save it in my elsie folder

No. 1103053


No. 1103056

>>1102935
i'd play battletoads if it made alice cry idc

No. 1103063

File: 1647650961533.jpeg (987.35 KB, 787x2113, 1626417820824.jpeg)

>>1103023
which one

No. 1103064

File: 1647651482104.png (103.81 KB, 1021x546, 1618093047662.png)

>>1103023
There's a lot of hp terfposting out there but I think this is the most iconic

No. 1103067

File: 1647651820148.jpg (29.69 KB, 423x559, 1639072896332.jpg)

>>1103023
Also
>Hmm… tell me, Mr Potter, what would I get if I adhered the aposematic synthetic fibres of a fuchsia wig to a bald human scalp? Oh… you don't know? Nothing? Do you consider yourself too important to prepare for your lessons in advance at Hogwarts Mr Potter? Tut, tut. Clearly fame isn't everything. Very well, then what about… ah yes, answer me this, what would I get if a packet of lumpy silicon was to be slipped unevenly into the misshapen chest cavity of an adult male? No? Still at a loss are we? Pity. I'll give you one last opportunity to prove yourself Mr Potter. What would we achieve, if one was to combine the common female hormone replacement therapy, and all it constitutes, with the endocrine system of an adult wizard?
>You haven't the slightest clue, have you? How extraordinarily pathetic. Take five points from Gryffindor for your outstanding idiocy Mr Potter. Potions is a delicate art, and I expect you to have at least read through the first five pages of your textbook by our next lesson. Now, why don't we ask Ms Granger for the answers seeing as she's obviously so insufferably eager to do so.
>Well… um, you'd get a freak Professor. A disgusting mutant abomination with a revolting gangrenous wound between their legs. My parents used to treat one… his teeth, but oh, well… he always tried to talk to me but… he's in jail now.. for um…
>Ah! Say no more Ms Granger. And please, take fifty points to Gryffindor for the most exemplary tirade against trannies I've had the pleasure of listening to since Potter's mother was still alive. Now to everyone else… write everything you've just heard down."

No. 1103070

File: 1647652153181.png (33.21 KB, 433x164, 1600794469783.png)

>>1103023
Not what you asked but close enough I hope.

No. 1103092

File: 1647654339036.gif (9.25 MB, 498x370, cat-face-palm.gif)

My dumbass bought 65mg iron pills without paying attention to the dose.

No. 1103093

>>1103063
>>1103064
>>1103067
>>1103070
Nta, but wow I didn't realize there were so many. I thought anon meant the one where the sorting hat shouts "MALE"

No. 1103109

My hands are disfigured and getting worse, so I'm calling them hooves from now on. Seriously ugly

No. 1103137

File: 1647658084314.jpeg (263.25 KB, 1242x1843, EyBaxmuXMAIYhpn.jpeg)

>>1103109
rock your hooves you bitch

No. 1103170

Someone should make an otome game inside a mental institution

No. 1103184

i was sitting outside praying tonight and just thinking about life and right when my mom unlocked the front door to let me in, these two random dudes in a black mustang stopped in front of the house right where i was sitting. i heard the brake locking and i started shitting myself because it looked like they were going to try to snatch me so i ran inside.

they spent another 5 minutes “driving” around our cul de sac like they were looking for a friend but i bet they were looking to see if i would come back out as they kept passing by our house. i feel so weird, like maybe i am overreacting, but i saw them cruising down the hill leading into our tract and the moment they saw me sitting in the driveway, they sped up.

be safe guys…

No. 1103188

File: 1647662744444.jpg (15.1 KB, 400x400, GUEST_17525cc5-60a0-4c59-b9df-…)

Aquaphor chapstick containers are so beautiful….

No. 1103190

>>1103184
this made me anxious reading it. Be safe anon and get some pepper spray, you don't know if they could come back to your neighborhood.

No. 1103201

>>1103188
People who use aquaphor chapstick are always sexy

No. 1103214

>>1103184
buy a gaurd dog he will bark and bite the invaders away

No. 1103232

My skin routine and hair routine have been life-changing. Not much happened, but I feel like a billion dollars. It's placebo but I'll take it. Mostly has to do with a simple moisturizer and hair mask, plus ice and freezing cold water. Amen.

No. 1103236

File: 1647668101569.jpg (74.34 KB, 426x600, actor-sinjin-van-cleef-266737_…)

Do you think he would have trooned out?

No. 1103243

>>1103236
most certainly

No. 1103245

>>1103236
Idk him but he certainly looks like a stupid faggot

No. 1103255

>>1103214
Most dogs will play with intruders

No. 1103259

>>1103255
Nonny….

No. 1103260

File: 1647669551443.png (376.02 KB, 700x525, 1647669413023.png)

With great powers comes great responsibility, J.K Rowling called it the Biological Woman's Burden. Myself, I call it as I see it: the responsibility of the woman to discipline the male.

Aunt May looks directly at the camera.

The twinks, gays, the trannies… It is our job to make them man up and serve womankind. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle alongside the 42%. The Day of the Dilation is near, Peter. We shall have every troon or gay man suicided or detransitioned in ten years, and may God send an intercinematic Universe antissemitic Goblin to blow me up with his skull bomb this very night if I'm wrong. God bless radical feminism and divine femininity

No. 1103261

>>1103260
Amen sister

No. 1103266


No. 1103267

File: 1647669821274.jpg (133.71 KB, 800x533, c.jpg)

>>1103260
another variation
>Remember, Pete~~: with great power comes great responsibility. J.K Rowlings called it the "TERF's burden". Myself? I call it for what it is. The responsibility of the WOMAN to discipline her male servants. The twinks, the trans… It is our mission to show they can't be one of us. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from Spiderman's web. The Day of the Terf is near, We shall have every tranny suicided or detransitioned in 15 years, and may an antissemite goblin from a better cinematic Universe stab me with a hoverboard this very night if I'm wrong. God bless all biological females of America.

No. 1103268

>>1103266
Meant to reply to this "uwu nonny… tsk tsk" bitch >>1103259

No. 1103275

>>1103266
Fuck all the stupid selfish people who buy dogs to "protect" them. They expect their dog to jump to their rescue like the dog doesn't haven't a right to also be scared. It has the same mental capacity of a three year old child, it's a member of your family, not a body guard. Animals can be traumatized the same way a child can, it's cruel to do these "tests".

No. 1103276

>>1103268
Scrote.

No. 1103290

>>1103268
>>1103266
Did you even watch the video you sent? None of those dogs played with the intruder, all but one ran, and that one actually defended its owner. I'm confused at what point you're trying to make.

No. 1103304

File: 1647673664642.jpeg (337.67 KB, 828x655, B8A00192-9AE4-41C4-B6FF-ECC123…)

My pinterest needs an exorcism

No. 1103312

I really enjoy watching the two popes for spiritual healing. I wish I could be someone of immense biblical knowledge and have an audience with the pope
Oh the things we could discuss! I love this movie. Gorgeous settings and the screenplay and Anthony Hopkins acting!!!!

No. 1103313

>>1103312
i want to challenge the pope to a fist fight for his title i could easily win

No. 1103314

>>1103313
This doesn't sit right with me.

No. 1103346

>>1103314
but if i became pope i’d move all the nonnies into the vatican immediately

No. 1103353

File: 1647677380415.jpg (35.31 KB, 440x312, 1575736666147.jpg)

We could have lived in a world where Japanese men had this phenotype instead of what they look like now, its so fucking unfair

No. 1103355

>>1103346
May I be your advisor in that instance? Let's reform the church and stomp out the pedos

No. 1103356

>>1103353
Looks slavic.

No. 1103357

>>1103353
i don't like it

No. 1103359

>>1103353
The Ainu are fucking amazing. Best thing in Japan for me.

No. 1103362

>>1103359
What aspects are amazing and is it their food

No. 1103365

>>1103353
What but the jaw looks so weird

No. 1103369

File: 1647677955142.jpg (1.49 MB, 2000x1223, 1591311432459.jpg)

>>1103356
>>1103365
I politely disagree

No. 1103374

>>1103353
He looks very unga bunga.

No. 1103375

>>1103353
Literally what an average Joe in rural Hungary looks like

No. 1103377

>>1103355
you are HIRED, together we will be unstoppable, any artist nonnies you are also coming with me in the spirit of Michaeangelo we will be drawing sexy naked men and women (but tastefully) on every ceiling

No. 1103381

>>1103365
It's literally perfect

No. 1103386

File: 1647679285264.gif (4.06 MB, 640x640, 571F3D0D-C114-4EBB-B020-E7A57F…)

>>1103381
nonny he literally looks like picrel

No. 1103387

It’s almost 4am and I’m not sure if I’m still on the normal side of the internet…

No. 1103388

>>1103386
DELETE THIS

No. 1103395

File: 1647679839115.jpeg (91.27 KB, 750x709, 3D7055E5-98DF-4E19-A1E9-B2B670…)

I’m calmly pooping in my bathroom when I start to very vividly hear a child’s voice speaking and then abruptly stop, it’s 4 am and I don’t have neighbors sharing a wall with this side of my apartment and I live on a very high floor. Think this bad case of diarrhea is making me have auditory hallucinations.

No. 1103398

>>1103395
You're not hallucinating. The sound came reverberating through the pipes.

No. 1103402

>>1103398
ANON WHAT?!?!

No. 1103404

>>1103353
He looks Mexican.

No. 1103408

>>1103374
thats the best part. I love my men looking a little oonga boonga.

No. 1103409

File: 1647681536189.png (35.42 KB, 582x388, werevertumorro.png)

>>1103404
I kinda see it

No. 1103410

>>1103402
Pipes are very acoustic and can carry sound far. I can hear my neighbours in the dead of night in the bathroom too if we happen to go at the same time, don't hear them at all otherwise.

No. 1103414

"Put kraken on your DrPepper nonnie, it tastes good!!"

Not only it tastes like shit, I'm pretty sure is werecking my stomach too. It ruined my drink, and now is 3 in the morning, I want to throw up, and there's no store open to buy something for it. Never again.

No. 1103416

>>1103410
okay i interpreted it differently i thought you meant sewer children were trying to communicate with me

No. 1103417

File: 1647682299041.jpg (63.36 KB, 800x600, Karolina_moto-keks.jpg)

How the FUCK do people eat oreos, they are thin, dry as fuck and there's much better cookies with creme

No. 1103418

Nonnies, I was following this person I thought was a cute girl for a while, and it turns out it is a guy. I feel dirty, I feel sick. Can't believe I was crushing on a dude.

No. 1103419

>>1103416
Kek yeah it somehow came out eerie, unintentionally

No. 1103420

>>1102935
But does JKR make a profit off the game? I am not interested in buying it if she's not benefitting from it, I'll pirate it

No. 1103424

>>1103410
Also, people in prison communicate through toilet pipes

No. 1103426

File: 1647683325300.jpg (13.72 KB, 450x280, noblice_video_konzumacija-450x…)

>>1103417
i agree. noblice are the best imo, nothing beats the rich creme, have some nonna

No. 1103427

>>1103260
Aunt May? More like queen May.

No. 1103429

>>1103417
>How the FUCK do people eat oreos, they are dry as fuck
Burgers always say to this "it's supposed to be dunked in milk"
Well I'm lactose intolerant and Oreos suck.
>>1103426
Noblice rule tho

No. 1103431

>>1103417
Big agree, Oreos taste dry and disgusting. I never understood why they're shilled so hard everywhere.

No. 1103433

File: 1647684306355.jpeg (3.88 MB, 3024x4032, 2A4B83DD-1786-4D79-B14C-6835D7…)

Out of complete boredom I looked into Symphony of the Seas and…. what kind of wack ass cruise is this? A relatively new ship that is one of the biggest in the world that looks like a Mills mall from the early 2000s - they even mark the ship by ‘neighborhoods’ like a Mills mall. A Johnny Rockets? A fucking mini ice rink?? Laughable. Cruises are outdated and corny.

No. 1103437

My friend is turning out to be a terf and her views are getting even more radical, this year might not be a complete bust after all.

No. 1103438

>>1103433
I'd still would have loved to have went on one as a kid/teen. Would have probably fantasized about a titanic scenario too. The event, not the movie. Ah to be an innocent kid again.

No. 1103440

>>1103438
You would have fantasized onboard about capsizing and drowning?

No. 1103443


No. 1103448

File: 1647686207415.jpg (144.89 KB, 635x1000, c7312aadfa49cf6678bac942bab1e6…)

>>1103404
The Ainu are actually austronesians(think Haiwans or Samoans) who developed lighter skin tone and body and facial hair due to living in a colder climate

No. 1103451

>>1103443
>innocent
K

No. 1103486

THAT SCROTE DIDNT EVEN GO TO THE DEBATE AND MY DUMBASS COUNTRY WILL STILL VOTE FOR HIM.

No. 1103493

>>1103486
Which scrote and which country?

No. 1103496

>>1099536
right click, save

No. 1103504

>>1099536
KEK HOW DID THIS GET NO REPLIES FOR 3 DAYS

No. 1103509

>>1103353
>>1103381
He looks bloated

No. 1103520

The amount of people who don't realize that we have a search function is appalling. Maybe they're newfags, but wtf.

No. 1103529

>>1103064
Kek that was then one I was thinking of, thank you anon. I didn't know there were so many hp terf copypasta either.

No. 1103531

>>1103520
It's subpar.

No. 1103551

>>1103520
we do? I've been here a few years and never knew. how do I find it?

No. 1103578

>>1103551
At the bottom of every board (not within a thread) next to the catalog link..

No. 1103580

>>1103578
thanks anon

No. 1103775

File: 1647710154441.jpeg (29.23 KB, 220x305, 7C8FF27F-6DFD-4F40-8468-FB5AFD…)

>>1103493
the philippines’s very own bongbong marcos, a literal dictator’s son and little bitch

No. 1103792

File: 1647711241561.png (375.07 KB, 960x720, 1647711030127.png)

>>1103260
>>1103427
Peter have you ever noticed that 96% of violent crimes are committed by men, funny huh, as If males are pre-disposed to violence and subjugation, not you pete, you and your uncle ben were one of the good one's, when the demise of the patriarchy happens you'll be kept alive and kept as an essential service male for womankind

No. 1103793

>>1103792
I wish someone would rewrite the asohka kano copypasta like this

No. 1103814

File: 1647712962709.jpeg (114.17 KB, 884x876, B8F44F5F-B912-4A15-B993-60B77D…)

pringles added milk to my favourite crisps. It’s a dark day, nonas

No. 1103818

>>1103814
Which one?

No. 1103827

>>1103818
Nayrt, Texas bbq.

No. 1103842

one of my friends was another one of my friend's weed dealer and they're having a reunion at my house tonight. in the span that they've not spoken, they both became weebs and kicked a lot of the habit. i don't know why this is so funny to me

No. 1103844

File: 1647714907755.jpeg (45.53 KB, 600x600, D5C98F77-2451-4D21-BEDA-893F44…)

>>1103818
>>1103818
I think this flavour is only available on spain, but the jamón ones. At least I still have the paprika ones.

No. 1103862

File: 1647716069418.jpg (130.26 KB, 928x615, tilly.jpg)

I've been doing a Jennifer Tilly impression all day because I'm alone in my house right now. Specifically her line in bride of chucky where she says "you look like martha stewart with that thing" I've been saying it non fucking stop it's so fun. I can't stop saying it.

No. 1103909

I love lying and telling lies

No. 1103995

Kek I was about to post in the vent thread about someone in the apartment taking my washing machine on my washing day. I came out to be like oh is this your shit? But he came back with oh do you smell weed? My door was open, I was standing in the doorway and I am, in fact, growing a weed plant.

Touche you fucking wet wipe.

No. 1104001

>>1103369
Why do modern japs hate the ainu

No. 1104017

File: 1647726069527.png (183.05 KB, 1080x504, 20220310_093803.png)

I'm finally doing it, my galleons. I'm actually making comics.

No. 1104029

File: 1647726901072.jpeg (16.61 KB, 401x280, 611052e844feb12ee6836830_401_2…)

>tfw you peaked a long time ago but one of your close friends still drink the twitter kool-aid and trying to convince you

Sometimes I just…ask myself if I'm the one who's insane.

No. 1104033

Today on the bus a girl from my class sitting next to me said ‘I really want to rest my head on your shoulder’ because we were both talking about how tired we were from weekend classes. I guess I’ve talked to her like 2 or 3 times so I wasn’t really into it, but I felt rude saying no so I said ‘well you can if you insist.’ I meant it as a joke, but I guess from my tone it was clear I didn’t want her to do it and she said she wouldn’t do it unless I asked her and I didn’t. Now I’m overthinking it, but like was that rude of me? I probably should have responded differently but I can’t think of how.

No. 1104102

>>1104017
Congratulations anonita!

No. 1104161

File: 1647736226625.jpg (110.53 KB, 1200x1197, Reimu.jpg)

Today I smoked my last cigarette. I got no money for more cigarettes until next month. I wish I had a blue fancy rat friend who would give me random free cigarettes after getting beaten up by Timothy the Thyroid like in "Never Fight a Man with a Perm".

No. 1104162

>>1104161
Not related to cigs but that song is a bop

No. 1104163

File: 1647736460110.png (4.44 KB, 518x389, F3A48318-BFE9-4D5C-B46A-F95E49…)

a movie that’s not even 1GB is taking hours to torrent, I’m gonna throw my laptop off the window

No. 1104164

>>1104161
I wish I could give you one anon, i’m always stocked up on cigarettes and lately haven’t been smoking much

No. 1104170

>>1104033
I don't think it was rude anon, nothing wrong with not wanting someone you barely know to rest their head on you. I probably would've let her but deep down I would've felt a bit weird about it too.

No. 1104171

>>1104162
It is nonny, cheers
>>1104164
I wish you could mail me some. When I get a new package I'll have YOU in my mind nonny.

No. 1104172

I love laying down for bed and feeling that sweet-ass ache in my spine and pelvis as they decompress from sitting at my computer desk for hours before bedtime.

No. 1104203

File: 1647739451195.jpeg (373.07 KB, 1242x828, 3B4A17ED-5EAD-4232-80EB-16A7C9…)

>>1104172
Me too, it’s really one of the pleasures of being a human.

No. 1104204

File: 1647739527095.jpeg (251.06 KB, 675x576, 89852D89-50F3-42DC-AE57-3B282B…)

>>1104171
aw nonny ♥ i’ll make sure to smoke in your honor

No. 1104214

>>1101752
Mmm XQCOW..

No. 1104244

Why are racist people so obnoxious? I don’t understand, if someone thinks they are better than me because I am a nigger, why even attempt an interaction? I had to go to the laundromat today as my washing machine isn’t working, and I noticed this random dude who kept staring at me and getting in my personal space while I was going back and forth from the dryers. I was listening to music and in my own little world, so I had no idea until I was folding up my shit and paused to look for something else, that this fool was playing “rap” music and videos of black people fighting on his phone. To add icing on this low IQ cake, he had on a faded, old beat up “Trump 45 Liberal Special” shirt with a fucking gun on it. I could tell he was hoping I was going to have an epic chimp out, because I watched him position his phone right in my direction, probably assuming I was going to start doing the stanky leg in front of the dryers or start screeching at him because he supports the Donald.

And yes, I am putting this here because it is retarded, dumbass shit and I find being American exhausting some days. I don’t even dislike Trump and I was actually listening to the Onéguine ballet suite while I was doing my laundry, but of course all retards think when they see me is MC Hammer and watermelon fried chicken.

No. 1104248

I'm tired of kpop. I'm going back to my visual kei roots. Two bands I used to listen to are still together and putting out new music, I'm excited to listen to all the music I missed out on!

No. 1104255

>>1104248
vkei is superior to kpop in every form

No. 1104262

>>1104244
Inferior people hyperfixate on race and seethe daily about it, hoping to get free attention for it like a child who just learned a naughty word or something

No. 1104263

>>1104214
SHUT. UP.

No. 1104266

>>1101752
did you know that gru was the abbreviation for russias spy agency

No. 1104294

These songs were probably part of the shit that lifted my spirits when I was a sad teen. I didn’t know what the fuck were herogames or my brain just managed to censor the fuck out of the coomer scenes because now watching the videos, specially the last opening got me thinking that this shit was really just a bunch of quick coom made by coomers. But I really wanted to be the girl with blue hair and ears back then, you know, I wanted to have ears and a tail, and hold a cat around, be lazy, and still have a bunch of friends who loves me.

No. 1104297

File: 1647747323479.jpeg (6.37 KB, 241x209, download.jpeg)

All of the encanto family are saints and supposed to bless something.

Bruno blesses his own domination or w/e

He wants to fuck mirabelle so goddamn badly and they have keep him away from everyone for years because of it.

The one strong sister can't bless anything. But they make her strong to keep Bruno away.

The attractive sister blesses sex meth but only gets like the smallest amount

The child, a psychopath, blesses Alzheimer's and dph.

Mirabelle dances really well once and is told it's dancing in the radiation. She gives up on blessing it because Disney bullshit means that she would have to give in to Brunos domination (plan). However she still does want to dance in the radiation.

The mom, mad at mirabelle and how much Bruno wants to smash, blesses the door dash commercial.

The dad blesses feeling comfortable in his own skin.

The other sister blesses keeping herself safe.

This movie is fucking bad.

Encanto

No. 1104298

>>1104294
Relatable as fuck, this brought back memories. That song was in Large Bagel too lmao

No. 1104302

>>1104294
I 100% get you. Back then things seemed more innocent and I just thought "wow cute! I like how colorful these anime girls look". I still enjoy looking at those type of anime game openings on yt because the music and visuals are nostalgic but it's hard not to feel like it's ruined now. I would never play the actual games though

No. 1104303

>>1103862
it's hot in topeka

No. 1104307

>>1104017
Congratulations!!!

No. 1104311

>>1104297
You meant to post this on the retarded shitpost thread right

No. 1104315

>>1104302
>>1104294
As an erogame ost enthusiast, yeah is coom, but the melodies and visuals will always lift my spirit. They're full of hope and fun, I guess because coomers are literally in the abyss of their lives, but still I'll always enjoy them.

No. 1104317

you all bringing up erogames is making me remember how fucked up the family tree was in the extended school days universe makotos dad is a very bad person

No. 1104322

File: 1647749592079.png (322.37 KB, 590x618, what.png)

>>1104303
think I just had a stroke. looked at your comment without any context and thought it said something about a hot koopa from mario. what the fuck

No. 1104327

>>1104317
>makotos dad is a very bad person
explain

No. 1104328

>>1104322
I thought she meant topkeka too

No. 1104331

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No. 1104332

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>>1104327
makoto's dad, tomaru sawagoe, appears numerous times throughout the overflow universe family tree. you can allude as to why. his sons are also giant creepy incestuous pedos.

makotos father, tomaru sawagoe
>tomaru has impregnated a total of 16 women.
>out of those, 2 were half-sisters and 7 were his own daughters
>total of 42 children
>with one of his daughters (kagura inou), he proceeded to have 16 kids
>he also, somehow, managed to impregnate his grand-grand-grand-granddaughter. she can't be older than 4
>apparently the explanation for tomaru's ability to impregnate his offspring comes from some kind of serum he developed
>oh and he's allegedly immortal

tomaru's son ayumu
>ayumu impregnated 10 women
>out of those, 3 were half-sisters and 1 was his own daughter.
>total of 13 children

tomaru's other son, shun
>shun impregnated 7 women
>3 were half-sisters, 1 was his full-blood sister and 1 was his own mother
>total of 11 children

kuu hazama
>brother of shun
>impregnated 3 women
>all his half-sisters
>4 year-old that got pregnant by tomaru also got pregnant by kuu

more interesting facts
>both sekai and setsuna are inbred
>their parents were half-siblings
>shun hazama is the father of both
>sekai and setsuna are half-sisters
>since shun is the half-brother of makoto
>makoto is the uncle of both sekai and setsuna

people don't know about the rest of the games so this factoid tends to go unnoticed, but it really does make sense in context. why is everyone in the school days universe fucked? they're living in a world of perpetual incest babies

No. 1104335

The eroge discourse has forced me to bring the "Nanairo Nico Nico Douga" back

No. 1104354

File: 1647756441224.jpg (113.05 KB, 800x600, dj anime girl google images.jp…)

>>1104294
lol I get you, remember how the Caramelldansen dance was taken from Popotan's OP? A lot of seemingly innocent shit from eroge became really popular back then and nobody knew it came from porn. Like this stupid CG.

>>1104297
what the fuck

>>1104317
>>1104332
I wish I didn't know about this. At least I haven't played any of those games, or even watched School Days.

>>1104335
Damn, I remember being obsessed with the Hetalia parody and making my own parody of it about myself. Cringe shit tbh

No. 1104360

>>1104354
Dam Dadi Doo girl is from an erogame???????????

No. 1104370

>>1104360
>Dam Dadi Doo girl
fuck girl you hit me right in the nostalgia, now I gotta search the song on youtube

No. 1104375

>>1104360
>>1104370
yeah, I swear to god, you could probably trace half of the popular 2000's anime pics back to eroge.

No. 1104378

COME DANCE NONNIES

No. 1104379

>>1104375
I remember so many cheesy cumbia videos that had those type of pictures. Those were the times

No. 1104381

>>1104354
School Days is pretty gruesome, I don't know why I expected the rest of the dev's games to be any less unhinged. I've obviously not played the entire series but the implications of reading up on the lore was enough. Goddammit, Japan, why are you so disgusting

No. 1104382

File: 1647758627932.gif (19.33 KB, 128x199, nhbh.gif)

>>1104378
AAAAAA!!

No. 1104383

>>1104332
>overflow universe
what's that? genuine question

No. 1104384

>>1104378
I'm looking at the CG gallery for the eroge right now and it seems that DJ girl likes fucking cute megane boys and is quite assertive.

>>1104379
kek I know what you're talking about

No. 1104385

>>1104383
0verflow is the eroge company that made all of those games that are connected to Schoo Days.

No. 1104387

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No. 1104388

>>1104385
>>1104332
genuine question, how and why did they come out with this? this is crazy. So makoto is in love with his own niece?

No. 1104389

>>1104388
>how and why did they come out with this
degenerate porn sells in the VN industry and of course most of it is made for and by moids so male nature is to blame here

No. 1104392

>>1104332
ok I've got a few questions
>are all the ones named inoue from the same mom? how many children did she have?
>do the Inoue sisters know they're related?
>do these people know they're related?
>do they ever discuss their family in the games or something?

No. 1104393

>>1104384
Oh yeah I forgot, apparently she's bisexual as well

No. 1104398

>>1104384
>>1104393
She's just like me fr. Dam Dadi Doo girl is me. Dam Dadi Doo Dam Dam Di Doo Di Dao

No. 1104428

Art for the sake of art. The only thing that makes me continue to live through life, my shit job and bleak future. When I am feeling too down, I think about the phrase. That, and my kpop husbando.

No. 1104431

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Does anyone know films, games or books with a Solarpunk setting?

No. 1104439

>>1104428
You'd be better off dead

No. 1104445

>>1104439
You can't get rid of me that easily.

No. 1104453

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No. 1104456

>>1104453
i want what they have

No. 1104457

>>1104428
WHO is your kpop husbando. if he is btshit you should kys

No. 1104502

cp was posted in ot, bumping

No. 1104503

File: 1647768765375.gif (1.43 MB, 475x498, ghosthug.gif)

bump

No. 1104506

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Im hungry

No. 1104509

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This thread on twitter is fairly interesting, its mostly black women complaining about how the black female characters in shows would get despised and demonized in shows by the fanbase mostly either white male nerds or mostly white female fujos who'd rather see a white male character fuck an underage teenage boy rather then have a relationship with a black woman, very interesting as if Fujos are a bunch of racist and misogynistic white women

https://twitter.com/dansensolsens/status/1503088125605679105

No. 1104522

>>1104506
that wonky boob top

No. 1104523

I got a burger at mcdonald for the first time in a very long while and wow they are not worth it

No. 1104535

>>1104509
You again?

No. 1104548

File: 1647771180751.jpg (14.16 KB, 500x353, 1647049228466.jpg)

>>1104509
Based and true

No. 1104559

>>1104509
sounds autistic tbh most sterek shippers were like 14, I doubt they cared about race, they just wanted to coom

No. 1104569

>>1104559
just like men addicted to trap porn hentai, coomers

No. 1104570

>>1104509
>inb4 fujos and racism debate starts again
oh no.

No. 1104573

>>1104569
girl get a fucking job you do this everyday

No. 1104575

>>1104570
>>1104573
The point of my post is that it isn't just me who see's this bullshit, a lot of black girls who are into fandom have experienced faghag misogyny and racism, cause the black female interest will get in the way of their porn addiction cause m/m ship
anyway stop watching porn and stan black girls who just want to a happy healthy relationship

No. 1104578

>>1104575
it’s not a race thing, they do it to any female love interest don’t be retarded. i’m not even saying it isn’t an issue i’m just saying you’re fucking loser for bringing up this shit literally every single fucking day like get a hobby, literally anything, you are pathetic, fujos faghags whatever are living rent free in your head if you care so much about these ships then spend this energy on making content for them instead of going on tangents about porn sick coomer fujos blah blah whatever, it’s sad

No. 1104580

>>1104578
when was the last time I posted this topic, this thread appeared on my twitter feed and so I found it relevant and I guess I'm salty against them cause they called me racial slurs in the past
I know they do this with all female characters but with bw its different, we don't have good or any representation, we are either fetishized, masculinized or made into poltical tools
we have very little if any representation that depicts as normal human beings and objects of desire, so for us its special and something white and even asian girls might not understand how rare it us, to ruin that little representation cause of your porn addiction, well It does make me angry

No. 1104582

>>1104575
Girl, fandoms are shit in general, why do you even bother with fandoms as a whole? Move on, just watch your shitty TV shows in peace and quiet and just talk about them with your close irl or online friends, it'll change your life trust me. I'm not even gonna debate with the fact that it's female characters as a whole that are unpopular with some shippers, it's female characters in general. You get WAY more representation in pop culture than I ever will and yet I'm not crying like a little bitch, so again, move on.

>stan black girls who just want to a happy healthy relationship

>stan
Nevermind, you're too deep in this shit it seems. Delete your twitter account, we have a digital detox thread if you're interested.

No. 1104586

>>1104580
the thing is the fujos don’t affect the canon pairing at all? let them be insane in their bubbles and ignore them, i don’t see how it’s so impossible for you to just not interact with fujos? just close your eyes? don’t go into fujo spaces? why are you purposely seeking out shit that’s going to upset you? also i’ve seen you post about this on a daily basis for the past few weeks come on now. anyways i’m done, if you want to keep giving attention to the fujos you hate whatever go on, it’s not really gonna stop them and you’re just wasting your time. i’m not a fujo nor am i white and i personally don’t think this is a race issue at all, again even you admit it they do it to all female love interests, so should we only be pissed when they do it to black women? that’s dumb

No. 1104588

>>1104582
>You get WAY more representation in pop culture than I ever will and yet
Nta but what do you mean by this?

No. 1104589

>>1104582
I'd rather have no representation then the one's bw are forced to bare with, trashy ghetto girls on reality tv, video vixens who twerk, hyper politicized woke soldiers whose existence is social activism and well other awful stuff
can you name any stereotypical black female trope that you would call good representation that depicts as human beings

No. 1104591

>>1104588
I'm Maghrebi born and raised in France, the "representation" I have in media that's popular in the world is Sofia Boutella. That's literally it. The twitter thread linked by anon showed a bunch of good looking black women from shows that seem interesting, even if I don't know most of them.

>>1104589
Given all the sitcoms I've seen with Black people in them while growing up, I'd say what you described seem like a recent thread. I'm not gonna comment on reality TV shows because I don't know the ones in my own country, let alone the ones from abroad.

No. 1104592

the only representation my people get are documentaries made by white people with savior complexes about how oppressed and stupid we are, would take stereotypes at this point over that not gonna lie

No. 1104594

>>1104586
I just wished more people would realize those girls are porn addicted racists, no better then male porn addicts in terms of brain rot
>>1104592
I'll gladly switch with you

No. 1104595

Reality TV casts people they are walking stereotypes since they can't "script" they need to make sure there's conflict and shit.

TV in general is full of bias and tropes. Music is based for representation.

No. 1104596

>>1104586
>let them be insane in their bubbles and ignore them, i don’t see how it’s so impossible for you to just not interact with fujos? just close your eyes? don’t go into fujo spaces?
NTA, but oh boy lolcow isn't even exclusively a fujo space and I've seen them shit up some threads on /m/ and during the bunker threads

No. 1104599

>>1104594
You're seriously comparing girls who want their favorite male characters to kiss and huge on-screen after 5 seasons of character development with males whose favorite tags on pornhub are racial slurs? You're out of your fucking mind. I'd rather deal with a fujo who doesn't want a female love interest of my ethnicity to get with her male love interest than to deal with a guy who beats his meat over videos of women from my ethnicity being raped on-screen after typing all possible racial slurs he could throw at me.

No. 1104600

>>1104596
They act like apes if you engage or debate with them. Just ignore them and they'll go off to masturbate.

No. 1104601

>>1104582
>You get WAY more representation in pop culture than I ever will
Kek what kind of whiny twitter take is this

No. 1104604

>>1104601
I'm trying to make her understand my point so I'm trying to get on her level. She posted a twitter thread so I thought maybe she'd get my own argument if I worded it like that. I actually don't care if I get representation or not because at the end of the day I just watch movies and read manga to be entertained and nothing more.

No. 1104606

Have this debate open in one tab, male on male fanfiction in the other, let’s fucking go

No. 1104608

>>1104604
You're both twitterfags, take this to twitter.
>>1104606
>declaring an infight
Get a life.

No. 1104610

>>1104599
Oh come on now, you know its just that, go to any ao3 site and you'll find violent rape and mpreg and I'm not comparing you to men who watch real life porn, I'm comparing you to scrotes who read hentai
I honestly read Hentai and Fujos should get along together, bothn of you are porn addicts

No. 1104612

>>1104606
imagine being proud of your porn addiction, what a sad life

No. 1104613


No. 1104614

>>1104606
Which pairing?

>>1104608
I don't use twitter anymore, same with most social media in fact. Anon should follow my lead.

No. 1104617

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imagine stanning diseased gay men rather then black women being happy, wouldn't know I'm not a porn addict

No. 1104618

>>1104617
I hate actual faggots but I love some good 2d male on male action, imagine thinking women who like to see two guys kissing is the same as sick men who can’t go a day without masturbating to drawn little girls or whatever

No. 1104619

>>1104617
I have black best friends who are very into BL, are they based or cringe? Are they race traitors? Share your wisdom with us.

No. 1104621

>>1104612
are we really going to equal reading explicit literature (yes, even fanfiction) to being addicted to an industry abusing real women?

No. 1104626

>>1104618
again your brain is the same as the guy who jerks off to 2d trap hentai
>>1104619
I wouldn't know, its been mostly white and asian girls from my own experiences but I guess if their into 2d moids it would be fine, I only have problems with Fujos who harass 3D black female characters and push for gay headcanons with 3d men
>>1104621
how many times do we tell faghag, you are on par with your fellow hentai porn readers, they are your brothers and kin

No. 1104628

>>1104614
kiryu and nishiki twitter only causes mental illness it’s always better to leave it behind
>>1104612
extremely proud thank you

No. 1104630

>representation!! representation!!! Waaa Waahh
It's all so tiresome i'm not white tho

No. 1104637

My neighbour cackles like a goblin villain. I wonder if he is the goblin redditor or if his laugh just is like that.

No. 1104638

Youtube randomly recommended this harmless joke of a video to me and when I scrolled down to the comment section, there are men crying about being victims:

>Ah yes, a woman laughing after physically assaulting a man

>Now imagine it's the guy doing that to the girl… ah the double standard. Happy international women's month
>Change the gender and what would be the reaction……

I fucking can't. How fragile is their ego??

No. 1104639

>>1104626
>I wouldn't know, its been mostly white and asian girls from my own experiences
Then you'd be surprised, truly.

>I guess if their into 2d moids it would be fine

That's the very vast majority of fujoshi, isn't it? I think you're angry at a small minority of fangirls within a minority of fangirls.

>>1104626
Guys who read hentai also tend to watch actual porn though. I'm not telling you to read BL or hentai to compare both but when you see how fujoshi act and how male otaku as a whole act you'd notice the difference quickly.

>>1104630
True, maybe I shouldn't have said that black anon has more rep than I ever will, since at the end of the day I don't even care about it.

No. 1104652

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I find fujo posts sad after I opened the mobage thread the other day and saw this, I thought this mentality was just scrote shitposting.

No. 1104655

i HATE seeing gorgeous women with fugly men i HATE it and it's worst when i know the guy personally and he's a fucking annoying retard

No. 1104668

What facial features are associated with Slavic people? Like what does it mean if someone says a girl “looks Slavic”?

No. 1104672

>>1104668
Deeper set eyes, angular face but with not the strongest jaw, thinner lips, kinda big nose, pale with dark hair tbh.

No. 1104678

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>>1104655
you are always so upset i swear i've come across you like 8 times already seething about this like an autist on posts that have nothing to do with that and it just makes me want to give you a christina hendrix induced aneurism

No. 1104691

>>1104639
I still think your all porn addicts, but as long as you stick to 2d males, I don't have a problem with you faggot worshippers
>>1104639
And I'm sure your hentai loving brothers would try the same thing, your both disgusting porn addicts and I think you deserve each other

No. 1104699

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No. 1104700

>>1104678
the snozzberries taste like snozzberries

No. 1104703

"umm yall got a conversion therapy fetish or sumn?" anon and this anti-fujo sperg should fight to the death

No. 1104707

>>1104703
i would LOVE to see that tbh

No. 1104717

>>1104652
Lmao this is so fucking hilarious. I feel bad for fujo-cels.

No. 1104718

>>1104691
Why did you quote me twice, I'm so confused.

No. 1104721

>>1104672
don't most slavs have blond hair tho, i read somewhere that the dark haired ones either dyed their hair or were mixed with east asian.

No. 1104723

>>1104678
Nta but I also complained about the same shit because my friends all date ugly men but when it's reverse, the less attractive woman is mocked to no end.

No. 1104726

>>1104721
Most of us have brown hair, though I don't relate to anon's description either. I also know a lot of people who were born blonde and then their hair turned dark, and some people who have brown hair that looks kinda blonde under sunlight.

No. 1104733

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>>1104726
>>1104721
I think this kind of blonde as picrel is the most common among slavic women, it's technically dark blonde, looks light brown but can get much lighter in sunny months; so in that sense saying "slavic women are blondes" would be correct. Definitely not as platinum blonde as scandinavians though.

No. 1104735

>>1104721
No. They have dark blond/brown hair, pale skin and light eyes. Their faceshapes differ, some of have wide noses and wide faces while others have long faces and long midfaces, like putin. I do agree with the eyeshape and some have that sunken eyes that I think is super cute.

No. 1104746

>>1104721
Sis, i don't think anywhere has mostly blondes and I say this as a nordfag

No. 1104747

>>1104733
No one calls this blonde in scandinavia though, it would be more of a mouse grey

No. 1104754

>>1104733
I have this colour and I hate it. Couldn't just have kept my real blonde or given me real brown huh, no no no I had to get the dishwater colour.

No. 1104759

>>1104747
kek or a czekoslovakian beige

No. 1104766

>>1104759
Never heard that before! Also finns say road grey haha

No. 1104781

>>1104759
>czekoslovakian beige
kek sounds like a cat breed or something

No. 1104784

>>1104747
It's called råttfärgat, rat-coloured in Swedish.

No. 1104828

>>1104678
this is the first time i ever posted about this anon… who's the real autist here

No. 1104852

>>1104294
Oh I was OBSSESED with first song "true my heart", it was on loop when I was in middle school kek.

No. 1104983

>>1104668
gonna piggyback on this and ask what's associated with "looking" the following
>german
>irish
>french

i have heard "mean" for german but i'm not sure what that entails physically? does that mean german features are thought of as mature or stern

irish stereotype is a bulbous potato nose and freckles with pale skin, if you have red or red tinted hair even more so

french people have round yet angular faces with heavy sad eyes and dark hair, they look exhausted all the time

am I getting this right

No. 1105000

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I like sneaking into Baby Yoda "Mommalorian" Facebook groups and taking screenshots of the most pathetic posts.

No. 1105002

That moment when you put a JPfic into DeepL and it shits out
>I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but it's a good idea. I'm not sure what to do, but I'm going to do it. It's a good idea to have a good idea of what you're looking for. I'm not sure what to make.

No. 1105003

>>1104747
I didn't say it's called blonde in scandinavia though, it's just called dark blonde in general. "mouse blonde" is a term for it in polish

No. 1105005

>>1105000
Omg wtf is this? Americans are something else for real

No. 1105007

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>>1105000
I have a baby Yoda that is perched in my bathroom in a way that you won't notice him until you close the door and sit down on the toilet. I also recently started a new job full of dweebs and they were frigid around me until I put a baby Yoda bobblehead on my desk and they gushed about it, now they gladly respond when I ask for favors. I must iterate I never paid for these thing myself, the baby Yoda's appeared in my life. And I am in awe over their power over people. I am pretty sure I could become a senator with just the persuasive power of baby Yoda in my political advertisements, If I am ever prosecuted for various crimes I've committed I will perch a baby Yoda on my witness stand.

No. 1105012

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>>1105005
These poor women dress up Baby Yoda dolls and treat them like their real children. They call themselves "Mommalorians". I'll post some more.

No. 1105014

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>>1105007
give baby yoda some credit, he's much cuter than the minions. minions are a cancer

No. 1105016

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>>1105012
Don't forget the Daddylorians.

No. 1105020

>>1105000
>>1105012
I blame neoliberalism for this

No. 1105040

>>1105012
>>1105016
I was going to say "Why don't they just get cats or dogs?", but if they're looking to stuffed animals, maybe they're not equipped to take care of pets

No. 1105080

Why is LOLCOR so funny

No. 1105089

>>1105080
LOLCORRRRRR

No. 1105109

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I wish Stardew Valley had more options for actually talking to the villagers. I'm trying to romance Leah right now and I want more multiple choice answers when she talks to me.

No. 1105114

>>1105109
I like Leah, her character and events etc, but I was bullied by a girl named Leah when I was young, so I can’t get past the name. Sounds stupid but yeah

No. 1105130

they need to bring back mandatory masks. i forgot how annoying it is to be stared at by creepy old men. i loved being invisible

No. 1105132

>>1104509
At the risk of this bringing out the spergs, it is kinda true. Same thing happened in later seasons when the main character's love interest became a Japanese girl and she had to be removed from the cast because the white girls lusting after Scott couldn't self-insert as her.

No. 1105135

>>1105080
L O L C O R
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L
C
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No. 1105138

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No. 1105140

>>1105135
My tinfoil is that the lolcor poster knows the admin and mod team. If you don't believe me I don't blame you because I just made it up but what if it's true…

No. 1105141

>>1105130
Just wear a burqa, it was made specifically for that purpose

No. 1105142

>>1104733
>>1104735
Damn so if you have a bigger nose (from the side) does that also look slavic? I'm realizing this perfectly matches me even though I have more german ancestry than anything

No. 1105143

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>>1105140
Samefag but has the lolcor poster ever been banned for lolcorposting? I've never seen her get a redtext… now I know that doesn't mean she was never banned but what if… hmmm

No. 1105145

>>1105141
no thanks. i would just get stared at more and probably hate-crimed

No. 1105169

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The Cash Money touches grass

No. 1105181

the ex weed dealer and the weed dealee smoked outside of my house last night. their reunion went smoothly.

No. 1105196

>>1105169
Cuuuute

No. 1105238

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how my dog looks at me when i tell her she’s the only reason i’m still alive

No. 1105242

>>1105238
I'm high sorry this picture made me think that if dogs could walk upright and communicate with humans and understand human concepts, the ones that choose to live human lives would probably have bad self esteem issues because they'd look so fucking funny taking selfies.

No. 1105249

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>>1105242
nonna, i haven’t even smoked yet but you are so right. i get it. this made me laugh, but it also made me think and i appreciate that a lot.

No. 1105252

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My white ass didn’t wear sunscreen to the trade show and now I’m PINK.

No. 1105254

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>>1105242
Dogs shouldn't ever feel insecure because I like how funny they look at all times, it brings me joy and meaning on this bitch of an earth.

No. 1105256

>>1104983
>German
I think of Germans as having pretty wide faces, squareish jaws, and fairly small noses like Heidi Klum or Margot Robbie. (not that they're all this hot ofc) Blonde hair and blue eyes are most stereotypical.

>Irish

Red hair and freckles or very dark hair with light skin and eyes. A round, heart shaped face ir slightly oval face. Narrow jaw, rounded close set eyes. Irish men stereotypically have potato noses. I don't think there's the same stereotype for women though.

>French

The french stereotype you said is true to me. I think they must have really deep set eyes because most frenchies I've met have had permanent dark circles. Often they have yellow or olive undertones, unlike most other northern/western europeans.

>>1105142
It depends what you mean by big. I don't think aquiline noses are very slavic looking as a slav. Maybe bulbous would be a better way to describe it.

No. 1105257

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Random bullshit I'm seeing all over today:
>Testament is agender!
i mean ok, but this design looks completely like a cool woman and is voiced by a woman
The old design looked more androgynous and I don't like how people are implying women can only be "goth gfs with big milkers"

No. 1105261

>>1105257
If a character doesn't have giant tits and clearly outlined pussy lips it's clearly a man or a themby, duh!

No. 1105269

>>1105257
I really hope it's a woman. She looks rad. Let me live out My immortal Enoby dream.

No. 1105270

>>1104638
lmao it's like a reactionary trend now for men to cry about double standards whenever they can. In reality they're just butthurt that so many people nowadays publicly object to male on female abuse and bullying (they have probably been called out themselves, and have definitely felt indirectly called out), and that they can't be mean to women as freely as they used to anymore.

>>1104652
This should go in the fujo cringe thread tbh
Also I don't even blame that anon, a lot of female self-insert stuff has relatively plain but very thin and pale girls who are often doormats or not very bright, so if you look more masculine than that, or are darker-skinned, are smarter or have a more assertive or sarcastic or pessimistic personality than that like me it's sometimes easier to self-insert as a male character, sadly. Not that I do that, I create my own content.

No. 1105274

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>>1105269
Sorry Nonnie, in the old games ot was a gender non-conforming man
https://guiltygear.fandom.com/wiki/Testament/Gallery

No. 1105275

I just found a pinterest board that's just pictures of baseball gloves. Weird.

No. 1105276

>>1105261
>>1105269
>>1105257
He used to be clearly man, though. They could've made an entirely new character and make it a cool flat-chested goth woman instead of turning him into this not-male not-female trapshit/troon fetish thing.

No. 1105281

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>>1105257
Testament has always been non-ambiguously a man.
>is voiced by a woman
So is Bart Simpson, not an argument.
>>1105269
I agree with you though. They should have made a girl counterpart with the same aesthetic or do that thing they did with the bicolor dude from street fighter.

No. 1105282

>>1105274
I know, but he looks female now. Pretending that a man can look like the new design would be absurd troonery.

No. 1105284

>>1105282
I agree, but it could be indeed that's exactly what they're going for. Japan is lately doing a weird 90° turn to appeal to troons for some reason, adding crap like pronoun selection.

No. 1105285

>>1105016
>>1105012
>>1105007
>>1105000
It's like when fangirls putt their cute plushies or figurines of their favorite anime or video game characters and pairings in pictures of places they're visiting or good looking dishes they're eating at the restaurant, but for American white trash.

No. 1105287

>>1105281
>So is Bart Simpson, not an argument
Ngl a better example is Romi Park voicing Edward Elric because she used a more raspy voice and it was very fitting. Testament is now voiced by Yuu Kobayashi who is using a much more feminine voice than she used with other male characters she used or even female ones because she can sound more deep.

No. 1105289

omg why are there so many scrotes on here lately? two separate moids admitted to being male and exposed themselves on /snow/ today (acc community thread & personal cows thread). it feels like we get more scrotey posts now too. are they all just now finding out about this site?

No. 1105291

>>1105289
Idk but they all need to fuck off. There's barely any women-only spaces that aren't infested with troons or just men in general and LC doesn't welcome either so I have no idea why they're so open and expect to be welcomed here. I saw a potential scrote talk about being a fuckboy and "sticking his dick in crazy". The audacity of men to just enter whatever space they wish to and expect to be welcomed…

No. 1105292

>>1105287
>watching dubbed anime
ngmi
>>1105289
I haven't really noticed an increase, but it happens every now and then whenever someone links to here over some drama. The biggest issue with scrotoids is that imho is not that hard to mimick how women write and you can only really tell once they make an obvious mistake like sharing obviously male points of view (which is hilarious when it happens with a troon because it reveals the "muh female brain" is bogus). It's never surprising when sites like this one, cafe, or even PULL in the past, end up with a mod or jannie revealed to be a guy.

No. 1105293

>>1105292
…you do know Romi Park is Japanese and the Japanese seiyuu?

No. 1105295

>>1105284
>Japan is lately doing a weird 90° turn to appeal to troons for some reason, adding crap like pronoun selection.
That's capitalism for you. They'll do anything that is likely to bring them more profits.

No. 1105298

>>1105295
Yeah, troons love anime and games, and more teens will troon out because of shit like this in games. Bleak.

No. 1105299

>>1105293
Do you or do you not watch dubbed anime?

No. 1105300

>>1105289
scrotes have always been here, they either don't read the rules or ignore them altogether. it's funny when they get called out for it or admit to it though because you just know they're expecting to be the one exception to getting banned kek

No. 1105301

I just don't like how having a personality is now called "gender-envy" or something because all of us only wear pink dresses.

No. 1105302

>>1105299
No? Because both examples I named are from japanese dubs?

No. 1105306

>>1105302
Then gmi

No. 1105317

>>1105293
Poor anon probably didn't guess that Romi Park is a Japanese women with Korean parents and a Korean name to be fair.

No. 1105331

>>1105257
>Femboy goth gf mommy Testament in 2022
I wanted to die waking up to this today, they even changed his pronouns to "they/them" on the wiki kek. Rip guilty gear for having a ton of gay and gender-nonconforming characters in the past, now they're all either dropped entirely or made either superstraight or agender enby kweens. Even the girls are more pornified than ever.

No. 1105336

>>1105301
the term gender envy is retarded but the part to focus on is how it lets women vent their envy towards men without any awareness of feminist concepts.

No. 1105337

>>1105292
>>watching dubbed anime
lmao pseud

>>1105298
nah, I meant more in general, like it will win over the Western market by appearing more progressive (even if a minority protests), I don't think troons are even half the western player base.
And like an anon said on /m/, they might have also done this as a sort of "apology" for Baiken's treatment so that would definitely mean they're trying to appear progressive in general (while appealing to coomers as much as possible, of course).

No. 1105338

>>1105289
I'm just annoyed that farmers reply in hoards

No. 1105341

>>1105289
the real question is why are men allowed access to the internet?

No. 1105347

>>1105337
samefag but I can't believe I've just realized that they made him a femboy because trapshit is a popular trend right now so of course they had to turn someone into one.

No. 1105350

>>1105338
The straights can't help it. There's so called radfems here who actually suck moid cock irl. They will run to reply to scrotes and think it's a win.

No. 1105351

>>1105289
Lmao go read the posts in the r/s thread for the last month. There's a schizo moid (or two) in there sperging out at anything slightly negative about moids. Of course retarded anons entertain him for DAYS on end too.

No. 1105352


No. 1105358

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>>1105257
WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO HIM PLEASE I JUST WANT A MUSCULAR ANDROGYNOUS MAN WHY DO YHEY HAVE YO PANDER TOWARDS TROONS PLEASE GOD SATAN SHIVA REVERSE THIS TIMELINE CHANGE HIM BACK HE WAS PERFECT BEAUTIFUL SEXY HES EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED HES MALE 2X-TAN BEFORE MALE 2X-TAN EVER EXISTED PLEASE FUUUUUUUCK

No. 1105380

beyonce saved my life

No. 1105390

>>1105292
Did PULL have a rule against males posting too?

No. 1105392

watching pui pui molcar intoxicated was indescribable. very recommended.

No. 1105394

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I need no take a nap so bad nonnichens

No. 1105396

>>1105380
I hope she takes it away

No. 1105402

>>1105396
she saved it so she can also take it if she wants

No. 1105431

>>1105338
Lots of people here don't understand that what those males what is attention, and by replying to a male, even if it's an "epic own", they're losing by giving him what he wants.
If you are sure it is a scrote, DO NOT REPLY, report him instead.
If you reply it's because you feel the need to prove something to men. On a site that is supposed to be free of males, you don't need to prove shit to them like a fucking pickme in denial.

>>1105379

>"You're just a silly femoid projecting her sexuality onto males"
ROFLMAO, as if males hadn't ALWAYS been the ones who project their own sexuality, insecurities and issues into us.

No. 1105444

The number 9 is a big deal for my favorite band, and they call their fans "number 6" as in the 6th member/6th friend of the group. I used to always want a tattoo connecting these two but it's just… 69 kek. Maybe I should just do it. Dual purpose tattoo. It has sentimental value but is also a funny lame joke.

No. 1105460

my porn addiction was awful but i'm glad it started when i was a senior in high school instead of being exposed to porn as a much younger girl. i feel for all you poor women exposed to porn far too young.

No. 1105467

>>1105109
I looked into making my own mods to remedy these kinds of problems but then I realized I was far too retarded to make a mod.

No. 1105478

it always confuses/amuses me when people say they don't know how to read cursive because i was only taught how to write cursive. i can read print letters though

No. 1105486

>>1105478
i cant read cursive

No. 1105487

Sometimes I do wonder if I'm wasting my potential by not having a baby. Not in any tradthot "it's a woman's role" way and I've never been warm to the idea of children. But how actually miraculous is it that we can create life? Just fucking gestate that shit and make a new human?

Just because I was reading some post on how someone isn't special for getting knocked up, and yeah it's a common thing, but it is amazing, it's astounding and I don't know, just so kind of blown away by the process of it all. I think all pregnant women are special. I kind of want to get pregnant and see the baby come out and hold it, but obviously the byproduct of that is a child.

No. 1105492

>>1105460
My stupid coomer parents were porn addicts and constantly exposed it to me growing up and I had sexual behaviors way too young. Most of the males who grew up with me were porn addicts too. I'm usually against censorship but God I would do anything to make porn illegal, no one can fucking handle it

No. 1105493

>>1105487
You could be a surrogate. All the human experience of pregnancy with no baby to be responsible for at the end.

No. 1105504

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Please please let me survive this monday at my work

No. 1105512

>>1105487
I think it’s absolutely disgusting, dehumanizing, and primal that we give birth. I hate the thought of being pregnant growing a life and birthing it. It’s alien to me. Yeah, yea “dehumanizing anon how do you think we become blah blah” still yuck

No. 1105521

>>1105487
I think it's only miraculous and beautiful in theory. A lot of the time women don't plan to have children, they're just an accident and a consequence of 2 people having sex for pleasure. Nobody takes it seriously enough.

No. 1105529

Burgerland is so big. I wish there was a quiz you could take that would match you with a city in the US that would be a good fit for you. My job allows me to live virtually anywhere and while I don’t hate the city where I live, there are many things about it that I wish were better and I often feel conflicted about whether I actually like it here or if I’m just telling myself that because I live here.

No. 1105530

>>1105504
sending you nothing but positive vibes nonnie

No. 1105536

>>1099794
The last movie i saw him in was Mad mad Fury road. i wonder where he is too

No. 1105538

Those Mommalorian/Daddylorian posts earlier made me want to make a baby Yoda stuffed toy. I think I will just make a owl or octopus though. I don't even care about Star Wars.

No. 1105557

>>1105487
I don't get it. Knowing enough about biology I see nothing really miraculous about it

No. 1105561

>>1105530
Thank you anon

No. 1105595

Just got a phone call with 'no caller ID.' Kind of spooky since most spam calls/telemarketers at least have a number that shows up. Don't know what this could mean.

No. 1105600

>>1105595
nothing to worry about, if you never answer or always block the robocall/telemarketers sometimes they try to reach you without any caller id

No. 1105601

I didn't know where to put this, it's not really a vent I had a really nice evening, can we have a new mundane shit thread lol
I just spent the night without looking at my computer once! I played some old records, drew a bunch of things, looked at the moon and stars and some other bullshit. Then I turned on my computer again and the light is so sterile, it's just depressing. I hope to collect some records and cd's and not be online as much. I have been trying to be less online, I feel so much happier waking up in the morning and read a dumbass comic book instead of immediately being thrown into the world. I hope I can sometime go a longer period of time without the internet. I want to get an old tv with a dvd player. I hate having a bunch of shit but I hate my laptop more lol.

No. 1105606

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Never Forget

No. 1105607

>>1105600
Ok phew thanks for relieving me nonnie.

Somewhat related but I have been pretty on edge recently because there have been reports in my neighborhood (and surrounding neighborhoods) of some guy looking through women's windows and watching them and apparently last week a woman reported that she woke up around 4AM to find him standing in her fucking room watching her over her bed (luckily he didn't physically hurt her). I think I should be okay because I don't live on a ground floor apartment but I am so paranoid lol. I live by myself and my apartment is really old so some of my windows don't lock properly.

No. 1105623

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I saw a borzoi-kun on a random japanese video!!! he's adorable

No. 1105627

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>>1105607
Many rapists start out as peeping toms and escalate into trespassing and so forth. The best thing for all your neighbors to do is obtain firearm training if you live in a free country, otherwise bear mace and a metal pole and then wait by the door and execute the scrote. I pulled an unloaded gun on some moid who tried to enter my vehicle while I was idling and his face look like he shat himself. That feeling of thwarting a moids plan to make you his victim is better than any orgasm. Ever since that day I've developed a taste for scaring the shit out of men.

No. 1105637

>>1105601
There's a new one, it's the pic of the cat getting it's teeth brushed.

No. 1105638

>>1105487
I am personally having fun speculating how human evolution will bite everything in the ass (I mean, it already did considering how many species we changed and killed off). Technically everything's only "purpose" is to be strong and pass on your genes, but we became so advanced we can directly modify those genes now and our sense of "I want to have children" is fading.

No. 1105643

>>1105487
That was my reasoning as well, but also my belief that my and my husband's genetics deserved to be passed down
both of us are strong and intelligent, our genes deserve to pass down to humanity, not the failed genes of lesser human beings

No. 1105644

im getting drunk in my room listening to 2000s songs. I hope you anons have a good evening

No. 1105647

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I'm sorry to be retarded here, but even though I dislike Jeffree Star with a passion, I was looking foward his skin care line because he kept advertising that it would be alcohol free. But then, here's the fucking ingredients:

>Propanediol, Pyrus Malus (Apple) Fruit Extract, Dimethicone, Behenyl Alcohol, Sodium Polyacrylate, Phenoxyethanol, Stearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Phytosterols, Titanium Dioxide, Decyl Glucoside, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Polyglyceryl-10 Myristate, Pseudoalteromonas Ferment Extract, Mica (CI 77019), Melia Azadirachta Leaf Extract, Melia Azadirachta Flower Extract, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Phytate, Corallina Officinalis Extract, Betaine, Lauryl Glucoside, Fragaria Vesca (Strawberry) Fruit Extract, Caprylyl Glycol, Citric Acid, Hydrolyzed Rhodophyceae Extract, Coccinia Indica Fruit Extract, Rubus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Cystoseira Compressa Extract, Sodium Hyaluronate, Proline, Serine, Alanine, Tocopherol, Sodium Phosphate, Tin Oxide*, Ananas Sativus (Pineapple) Fruit Extract, Sodium Hydroxide


That's a lot of fucking hidden alcohol. Are there better alternatives that have 0 alcohol in them?

No. 1105651

>>1105647
I don't know a lot about skincare to judge the effects of these ingredients, but you do know alcohols are very different compounds among each other and not every type of alcohol is harsh?

No. 1105653

>>1105651
Any alcohol will dry and eventually damage your skin

No. 1105654

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>>1105647
You have no clue about cosmetic chemistry if you think those are all the same as rubbing or drinking alcohol. Please educate yourself

No. 1105656

>>1105647
don't buy skincare from influencers, i guarantee you he would never put that shit on his own face.

No. 1105661

>>1105487
i dislike the process, i wish we could reproduce like fish instead or grow babies in cabbage patches

No. 1105664

>>1105661
Ngl that would fuck children up and I wonder what the effects of surrogate mothers are on development (the practice is already inhumane to the women).

Anyway, humans are so smart because our babies are very directly connected to the mother's circulatory system and demand a lot of nutrients to develop our brains. Animals like dogs? They can notice their life is being hard and just have a spontaneous miscarriage and walk it off, evolution prioritised the survival of the mother. Human babies can basically produce certain hormones to influence the mother ("eat more of this"), but on the flipside they can also absorb certain things from the mother like radiation.

No. 1105670

>>1105653
Fatty alcohol is good so wrong. With that being said just stick to midrange beands or korean beauty anon tbh

No. 1105672

>>1105647
Why not buy a good dermatologist's brand or a reputable brand from the pharmacy? I can't think of a reason to trust any influencer's skincare.

No. 1105681

>>1105654
>Please educate yourself
Nta. Shut the fuck up twitterfag.

No. 1105683

“Bitch, it’s countries” kills me every time I think about it

No. 1105684

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>>1105683
Forgot the pic fuck

No. 1105692

Some jannies 100% use bans to try and reply to infights for free and redtext to show whose side they're on, it's kind of funny. I saw a ban message like that just now (using a VPN) but I didn't screenshot it sadly

No. 1105695

>>1105647
>>1105654
Do you want to look like Jeffree Star

No. 1105700

>>1105681
So many twitterfags on here lately

No. 1105724

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This retarded failmale consoomer burger really thinks this is an own. Imagine him waddling to the sink after so he can rinse out his own spooge with his Cheeto encrusted sausage fingers. All he’s done is given wkmen what they’ve been begging him for since he started puberty: leave us the fuck alone and go play with your own chode. If you where in any way a man, you wouldn’t have to even spend that amount on a real pussy because women would be throwing it at you for free and you know this.(this is no different than replying to the moid)

No. 1105728

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>>1105606
which was the original though?

No. 1105731

>>1105000
>>1105012
>>1105016
I am forever surprised by the things people are willing to put online for all to see

>>1105007
lmao. I have one too. I never usually buy shit like that but I had to have one

No. 1105733

Since like 2013 charli xcx has always produced albums and new music in accordance to my living situations. And even though I preordered Crash on vinyl and still haven't received it and the presale code was useless and I couldn't get tickets to her show in Dublin I still love her so so much.

No. 1105734

>>1105623
Surprise borzoi!!!

No. 1105741

>>1105728
This one was >>1105606 the rest are variations

No. 1105760

>>1105487
I have similar feelings but more like "our bodies are amazing". Birth itself is pretty gruesome and I get how some might think it's disgusting. And raising kids right is a whole nother level of difficulty and then the chosen scrote also gets in the mix.. but in theory, yeah, it's pretty great.

No. 1105771

I don't know if I want to have a relationship or not. Sometimes I think it'd be nice but I am such a solitary person… I don't know if it is for me.

No. 1105780

>>1105771
Maybe what you would prefer is just a very close friend?

No. 1105788

I just don't understand south park fujos, like I understand shipping anything with a male cast but that show is so fucking tedious
only something a white male centrist gen-xer who still thinks poop jokes are funny would find appealing

No. 1105793

>>1105788
holy shit kek i shipped south park characters together when i was like 10, i didn't realize people were still doing it

No. 1105794

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Girl nooooo why one of the ugliest boys in enstars when there's prettier ones

No. 1105803

>>1105788
kek I swear I've seen this post before

No. 1105808

>>1105780
Maybe. I've never had a close friend, I have friends but we have never gotten very 'deep'. Like I can't tell them my feelings or problems and they don't either. I've no idea how to turn a regular friendship into a more closer one.

No. 1105812

>>1105788
I knew a 28yo woman who still retweeted south park fujo shit whilst also somehow refusing to recognize the only gay canon relationship one of the boys had.

No. 1105814

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>>1105788
I absolutely love shipping South park characters as i love watching new episodes every new season.
But I could find the show funny still because I'm not a burger and burgers are a shitshow that I like to make fun of

No. 1105818

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No. 1105819

>>1105818
Samefag, but I really wanna know the story behind this

No. 1105824

>>1105814
Why, its a bunch of circles in flash animation with adult men doing stupid voices

No. 1105826

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>>1105818
Has to be this guy.

No. 1105829

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this is what I feel like every time I get knee pain when there's a weather change

No. 1105835

>>1105818
that time /ot/ was closed in 2020

No. 1105846

Is it true Turning Red is about period/puberty?

No. 1105849

>>1105846
And if so is it any good? Does it do the subject justice? It's nice for a movie to just be about about the unique experience WOMEN/GIRLS only experience without bullshit. If that's what it's about.

No. 1105852

>>1105849
It has twerking in it and being framed as a good thing, its crap but libfems praise it

No. 1105859

>>1105846
>>1105849
Not at all. It's just another movie about generational differences in asian american families. They just display her teen angst through her hulking out. A big aspect of that is also her wanting to fuck boys
It's also a libfem dumpster fire like >>1105852 said.

No. 1105877

My crash charli xcx vinyl got delivered and I'm rolling a big spliff and already I can hear with so much clarity just with the record player. This album fucking slaps. It's giving me true romance, charli xcx, lockdown and the pop 2 angel mixtapes vibes

No. 1105884

>>1100027
i assume most of then developed EDs before learning about rf and are still struggling with them

No. 1105894

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what the fuck is this

No. 1105898

>>1105894
It's the new lip filler trend of 2022, what's so hard to understand?

No. 1105899

>>1105894
Looks fake. Like those articles that claimed christmas eyebrows were a trend when they were never.

No. 1105900

>>1105894
These wavy lips have been around since 2017 (or 2019?) as a way for internet makeup artists to clickbait, it's not a new "trend" and no one actually does this.

No. 1105905

I was against the /snow/ and /w/ separation when it first happened, but tbh now I think it was for the better.

No. 1105908

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>>1105905
Kinda sucks that /w/ is dead, there's plenty of cringey weebs but I feel like the standards for making a new thread are the same as snow.

No. 1105910

>>1105908
what is the joke ?

No. 1105912

>>1105910
I think it's mocking how the 4koma of that series have awful humor (or there is no humor). I posted it because it's dumb.

No. 1105914

>>1105788

sorry nona I have this brain disease and can't explain it. you're either predisposed to like this shit and derive teenage angst and shipping from it or you can't understand it at all. to be fair I got into it as a literal preteen though, I don't see the appeal for anyone over the age of 20

No. 1105919

I see trees of green
Red roses too
I see them blue
I see them blue

No. 1105923

>>1105859
Damn thanks nannies, guess I won't be watching

No. 1105935

>>1105933
I really wishes there was some actual practicing communist commune that I could go live, all of the radical feminist, communist, socialist communes in the 70's failed cause they only had doughy academics who missed city life

No. 1105965

i can’t believe Fanny_Traggot’s real name is Landon Hiscock… i literally can’t stop thinking about this. his parents must be genuinely evil lol there’s no other explanation

No. 1105968

>>1105965
No fucking way

No. 1105974

>>1105965
It's like his parents were told he'd troon out by a fortune teller and tried to prevent the prophecy by naming him the most male name they could come up with.

No. 1105976

>>1105974
I would say Landon Hiscock is the opposite of a manly heterosexual name

No. 1105982

>>1105976
I was taken so aback by the "his cock" part that I overlooked the "land on" part kek

No. 1105998

>>1105965
>>1105982
don't judge me, but I'd unironically "land on his cock" If I could, just ride him while he squirms beneath me

No. 1105999

>>1105998
You do know he has a bleeding and farting fistula where his penis once was

No. 1106000


No. 1106003

>>1105998
You have to be a moid, that fanny traggot guy has a face like an ogre.

No. 1106005

>>1105923
honestly even the asian amercian generational stuff is really done poorly. only 2nd or 3rd gen chinese girls are going to relate. disney is just pushing more media to their huge chinese audience.

No. 1106006

>>1105601
Hm anon you've inspired me to get off this laptop for the evening.


OK not ALL evening, I actually wanted to do some shopping and top up my phone, but when i'm back on later I'll have more direction and get straight to it I'm sure.

No. 1106011

>>1105965
He should have kept his last name so people referred to him as “Miss Hiscock”.

No. 1106018

>>1105998
Lol
>>1106003
Not that anon, she's clearly joking

No. 1106019

>>1106011
could had kept his cock as well, but he decided to go for rotting flesh instead

No. 1106029

File: 1647887872995.png (278.69 KB, 612x502, cluniac.png)

>>1105999
I sadly know, that's why I wished he still had his cock >>1106003 are we talking about the same person, I'm talking about this cutie

No. 1106041

My whole life I thought Bohemian Rhapsody was about a murderer on trial like in Albert Camus' Stranger. Only now did I realize it's a song about suicide, idk why I got that idea as a kid.

No. 1106053

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>>1106029
No, nonnie, they're talking about this specimen

No. 1106056

I've been wanting to masturbate a lot for the past few days but my body doesn't want to do it. It feels like a really weird brain/body disconnect. I'm just gonna chalk it up to trauma I never really resolved even though mentally I feel fine now.

No. 1106058

>>1106053
Oh he's ugly asf, literal troll

No. 1106075

File: 1647892061814.png (2.3 MB, 1920x1920, 4F777B31-3A0B-4A5E-900E-AE0AB0…)

>>1106029
>cutie

No. 1106077

Boeing 737 really crashed again

No. 1106087

>>1105965
Hiscock is a pretty common surname in Atlantic Canada, but giving him that first name… there are a lot of guys named Landon around, but it's not like his parents wouldn't have known what they were doing regardless

No. 1106088

I want to go back to the days of feeling this stomach churning thrill reading HP fanfiction. The genre? Angst. Rated M, anything containing Hermione kek.

Back then I didn't know how unrealistic the sex is, and wasn't paying attention to the terrible grammar and spelling but now it irritates the shit out of me and I can't get into it.

No. 1106105

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I kek'd

No. 1106118

Anyone else on the shorter side with long-ass arms? Sometimes in pictures you can see my fucked up wingspan and it makes me feel like a gibbon monkey.

No. 1106125

>>1106118
Are you me? I pose accordingly so I don't look like that, kek.

No. 1106139

File: 1647897111664.gif (735.98 KB, 297x400, 1610928557554.gif)

So what's going on with this Mei figure? She's grooming young women? Her thread unfortunately is contaminated and honestly, I cannot be bothered.

No. 1106153

>>1106029
isn't this that dan and phil guy

No. 1106283

Reading guru gossip threads about Ruby Granger (who I’ve never actually watched) and the people in these threads are often more cowish than the things they complain about of her. There’s this one sperg who runs in to the thread as soon as a video is posted to narrate it and add fanfic flair in the most autistic way. The posts are all super long and boring and take up most of the thread. Then later on everyone is shitting themselves over the possibility of her having an ED, massively projecting and fantasizing, and constantly dismissing anything other than marathon training or deadlifting as a form of exercise. Can’t hear shit over all of the self righteous bone rattling.

No. 1106289

>>1106283
I remember stumbling upon her thread. I had watched a couple of her videos before and found her pretty inoffensive so I was was curious to see what juicy milk she had… and it was just a bunch of autistic nitpicking. This was a while ago and I haven't seen any of her videos since but the obsession with her weight was especially weird to me. Maybe I didn't watch enough of her channel but I never got the vibe that she was particularly fixated on her weight or diet? There are so many other youtubers who are much worse about that kind of stuff and make their whole channels revolve around it.

No. 1106303

>>1106283
That sort of sperging seems really common in gossip communities outside of lc (and ig kf isn't too bad either). Always a tonne of cringy, obsessive haters who are either blatantly jelly eg PULL with Kenna or just foaming at the mouth in rage like Trishyland. The rules against blogposting and alogging are seriously our saving grace.

No. 1106308

>>1106283
I've seen one gurugossip poster regulary (weekly at least) post about the same small youtuber for the past 13 years. shes never even been milky at all

No. 1106312

>>1106308
Who? I wanna see how unhinged she is.

No. 1106322

Uoooohhhh look at the handsome second sister cosplayer.

https://youtu.be/BluUBmn3esA(imageboard)

No. 1106335

Holy shit Bill Kurtis was so handsome when he was "young". I can't tell how old he is because his hair looks grey but damn. I love listening to him talk as I di artwork.

No. 1106366

>mtf and ftm threads continues to peak people
beautiful

No. 1106385

I feel like if I get downvoted on Reddit then I must have said something right

No. 1106388

>>1106366
Got screencaps? I'd like to see but don't wanna read entire threads
>>1105965
Nah, no fucking way, that sounds way too much like a joke.

No. 1106389

I saw the pingudrum novels were on a discount at the bookstore near me, should I get them nonnas? The only thing making me hesitate is that I don’t have a proper bookshelf to put them

No. 1106428

i'm obsessed with making my own veggie sushi the whole process is so satisfying and makes me oddly happy

No. 1106435

>>1106428
That's so cool, I wanna try and make my own sushi. You've inspired me nona.

No. 1106446

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Took a long break from all music and I started listening again tonight and my god I feel like I'm transcending

No. 1106532

>>1105965
I really, really thought this was a joke and had to look it up. I can't believe this is actually real lmao no wonder he is so rude to his parents

No. 1106581

No one in my circles openly harbours sjw/gender woke type of views and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm in a niche but ultra normie field that doesn't attract big city wokies. Thank god.

No. 1106584

>>1106446
Lol I love doing this, I take a little break from listening to music and suddenly everything sounds so much better to my ears when I start again

No. 1106603

>>1106283
>>1106308
I lurk that website sometimes for stuff on fashion youtubers but gurugossip is a perfect example of why we have rules around cowtipping, blogposting, and so on. Users there are way too comfortable getting into arguments with their most hated influencer just to post it and make everything about what they would do if they were the influencer in question.

No. 1106605

there's something about seeing the phrase "my nigel" that angers me

No. 1106645

>>1106605
it’s so retarded, and the brags that follow are so dumb, literally a man doing the bare minimum or showing a singular ounce of decency but getting praised for it, the bar is so low for men must be nice

No. 1106656

>>1106283
Guru gossiper is full of crazy users and they nitpick the stupidest details (they think a woman being concerned with ageing or having clumpy mascara is milk). Thats why i never visit it (along with kiwifarm)

No. 1106657

Imagine seething at another woman's happiness.

No. 1106682

I was walking my dog and some random man stopped me to give him a treat and say he's sad because his family don't want dogs. Did my baby just get poisoned by a lunatic?

No. 1106685

>>1106605
same but only because i used to know a moid who was literally named nigel and he was the most unlikeable dickhead on the planet

No. 1106686

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>>1106605
My Nigel went potty all by himself (except for the wiping part)!!!! He is amazing and I feel so loved

No. 1106692

some girls here really think they're slick… kek

No. 1106698

File: 1647952155388.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.52 KB, 400x244, blobfish.jpg)

>>1106692
I am very slick

Pic related, me

No. 1106706

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>want to watch movie that's not available anywhere
>finally find torrent
>it has no seeds so it won't download
mfw

No. 1106715

>>1106706
What movie is it, lemme help you

No. 1106716

>>1106706
I hope you find it! what movie is it?

No. 1106734

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>>1106715
>>1106716
love you nonnies, it's Weapons (2007). It has bad reviews but I just want to watch my husbando Paul Dano kek

No. 1106738

why aren’t i in a kpop group, i would be so good at gay fanservice

No. 1106744

>>1106734
Is Paul Dano the new Adam Driver for lolcow? I'm not complaining tbh

No. 1106745

>>1106738
You’re not supposed to be into it, nonnie.

No. 1106751

>>1106744
we just need our sperging thread on /m like driverfags have

No. 1106760

i don't like it when anons reply with "no one cares". most of the time, i care INB4 >NO ONE CARES

No. 1106777

>>1106745
huh? it’s fun. adds a little spice and je ne sais quoi to the stan experience

No. 1106783

>>1106760
i hate that too nonnie. there's always someone that cares

No. 1106814

>>1106657
>>1106692
what's with the vageposts. don't be a coward tell us who are you talking about

No. 1106839

>>1106814
Follow your heart, you'll find them, bless you.

No. 1106850

>>1106777
I meant as when you’re in the industry, you’re not supposed to enjoy doing gay fanservice. I’m not into k-pop but just looking at the random pictures and stills of videos/gifs labeled as “uwu they’re so into each other” look really awkward.

No. 1106863

Would anyone be interested in a thread discussing saving money/frugality? I know I could just make it but having made a thread that sinks to the bottom of the catalog is awkward

No. 1106869

>>1106863
There already is a thread for that, it's the personal finances thread.
>>>/ot/734134

No. 1106910

>>1106869
That's not quite what I meant tbh but fair enough.

No. 1106990

>>1106910
Well I only point you in that direction because look what happened to the last one a year ago
>>>/ot/754327

No. 1106993

File: 1647962856329.jpg (11.14 KB, 225x225, French Zucc.jpg)

Really impressed that some farmers willingly post their bikini pics on /g/ kek

No. 1107000

My beautiful car is decorated in Aqua Teen Hunger Force shit. I feel powerful when I drive poorly and people assume I'm some stoned scrote. Tbh I doubt people in my day to day life actually even recognize the imagery now that I think about it. The show is pretty old now I guess

No. 1107003

>>1107000
Girrrlll I drive around with a master shake decal on my whip! That show was the goat. I hate the fandom that exists around it now, they humanized shake and frylock and they're 'kweeeer' and meatwad is supposedly their son?? Zoomers ruin everything kek

No. 1107007

>>1107003
Holy shit I had no idea how bad things had gotten. That's so funny though, you sound fucking awesome!

No. 1107053

Currently selecting a uni based on how far it is from the local swimming pool

No. 1107055

I have insiders in two tech giants, gonna try and have more.

No. 1107066

We (as a society) are so intimate with dentists. I don't even what to think about the faces my dentist has seen me make.

No. 1107077

>>1107003
when i was a preteen i was obsessed with drawing master shake. i would draw him in every notebook, personal handout, study guide, peer review, essay, homework assignment, read along, materials list, and what have you. that along with those cool s shapes. ATHF forever

No. 1107079

>>1107077
I would have loved to know you, that's so cute

No. 1107084

File: 1647969938188.png (187.58 KB, 627x659, 1626210415523.png)

>>1107077
He does have a pleasing shape

No. 1107098

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I am the deep state, and soon my words will be in the Library of Congress.

No. 1107120

File: 1647973533026.jpg (101.17 KB, 1080x789, 45xh23.jpg)

>>1107077
Based

>>1107003
>they humanized shake and frylock and they're 'kweeeer' and meatwad is supposedly their son??
KEK WHAT

No. 1107121

WHEN DID SHIPPING COSTS GET THIS FUCKING EXPENSIVE. I wanted to buy some merch and every website I checked out had super expensive rates, some shipping costs were more than the actual order.

No. 1107128

>>1107121
When the war started

No. 1107134

>>1107128
Nah, i’ve been checking websites out before the war started. I think it got out of hand with covid, I was expecting shipping to get cheaper again with the relaxed measures but it just got even more expensive. Even in countries within the EU, it’s crazy.

No. 1107136

>>1107134
Dunno about dedicated merch sellers, but I know that selling on Etsy and eBay etc continues to get more expensive as they take larger cuts, started taking cuts of shipping cost, and package shipping costs rising in the last few years

No. 1107145

>>1107136
greedy corporations have to ruin everything, sigh.
I remember buying things online and shipping wouldn’t even be 5€, now if you’re extremely lucky you only have to pay 10€. I wanted to buy something from the US and it was like 30? I’m seriously considering starting to do my own bootleg merch kek

No. 1107171

thanks to the art board lolcow has, I put out an old wacom tablet I had that I had a hard time using and I realised it works great now. I had a shitty laptop for years till I got my current computer and I'm so glad it works well now. Thanks lolcow kek

No. 1107202

File: 1647980436088.jpg (10.82 KB, 250x170, super_big_3.jpg)

>>1100690
Ooh, we had this show in my county! It was called super big (super pig)

No. 1107237

>>1106850
yeah but they do it for attention from fans. i would definitely do the same

No. 1107247

File: 1647983128968.png (55.9 KB, 348x297, 1395113670112.png)

>me when my guy has to fill out any form anywhere
>90% chance of him to flying off the handle at me or inanimate objects

Applying for house rentals has been too smooth, I knew the shoe had to drop eventually

No. 1107266

I fuckin love when cows come to their boards and I get to shit on them directly. So damn satisfying

No. 1107280

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Nyoooooom benzedrex

No. 1107319

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>>1107280
drungs…

No. 1107325

>>1106706
I torrented the MiB trilogy once mainly because of Vincent D'Onofrio but I also liked the movies before that but two of the movies didn't finish downloading and for two fucking years they were stuck at 97.3%. Until one day, I came back to my old computer, opened BitTorrent, and suddenly, after all that time, a seeder was online and the movies finally finished downloading before I even relized it! So don't give up hope, nona. Is there a way to contact the uploader?

>>1106734
I am definitely watching this

No. 1107345

>>1107325
97.3% for two years? I would rage-deleted it after a week kek mine is stuck at 35.6%, found a few other torrents but none of them got past 0%. Hopefully some other danofag stumbles across the same torrent and we can help each other out someday
I don't think I can't contact the person that uploaded it, it's a random person on 1337x. Let me know if you find a website that has it uploaded!

No. 1107391

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child what's going on in the vent thread today?

No. 1107406

File: 1647995717995.png (3.03 MB, 1565x991, 1624384122354.png)

I want to fuck athletic skinny soo bad

No. 1107407

>>1107391
since an anon is yaoispamming, can we go back to the spongebob BL discussion

No. 1107411

>>1107407
DIN0T din't u learn anything from the last yaoi spamming? I won't be able to survive a SECOND attend at MY LIFE.

No. 1107419

>>1107406
athletic skinny to fit and built are the only acceptable male body types, anything outside that should either hit the gym or preferably off themselves.

No. 1107425

File: 1647996864248.png (1.43 MB, 1598x488, moids.png)

>>1107406
I'm okay with these

No. 1107426

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No. 1107431

Frying stuff in butter is the best. It makes everything golden brown and so much more delicious.

No. 1107434

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No. 1107439

>>1107406
Why do I love skinny twinks so much send help

No. 1107455

>>1107425
I want to grope fit athletic, fit ripped and fit built.

No. 1107459

>>1107406
Only skinny, athletic skinny and fit&ripped. But the best is skinny.
Other types are ugly.

No. 1107464

>>1107406
Skinny or athletic skinny. Fit and built is fine as long as he doesn't get any bigger. Others are gross. Men who disagree should off themselves

No. 1107468

File: 1648000488652.jpeg (42.81 KB, 429x513, FFD97F08-19AE-47B7-9FFD-A5ACB9…)

this picture of ezra miller is pretty aesthetic actually

No. 1107470

>>1107439
god, me too. why…

No. 1107485

File: 1648002904383.jpg (70.24 KB, 426x960, sbZQd0N.jpg)

So telegram boomers are taking songs and using """"their interpretation"""" for songs (read:their shitty fanfictions on Trump that is like totally real frens). One used Orange Crush by R.E.M. and tried to spin it about Trump. Ah yes, good ol' Agent Oran ge. Fanfiction in 2022 is fucking wild and bizarre.

No. 1107490

I just remembered that tictacs exist and now I desperately want some. Does anyone even actually eat those?

No. 1107576

Reminder that racism exists in the Barbie universe

>you are now imagining Ken dolls in beach security clothes and sunglasses stopping the black Barbie and beating her ass with plastic batons

No. 1107583

File: 1648013737338.jpg (136.71 KB, 530x538, 1645235729443.jpg)

>>1107576
Nah, I'm not. Weird ass bitch

No. 1107599

>>1107490
My grandpa has 5 things of tictacs of various flavors on his living room table at all times and offers them to company the way other people offer drinks kek

No. 1107612

File: 1648016220995.jpg (78.61 KB, 944x257, fitpbc.jpg)

>loving nothing more than to get fucked in their pussies by cocks
This is worded so autistically it made me laugh

No. 1107622

>>1107612
It does sound like Chris-chan erotica

No. 1107780

>>1107612
Lol I wrote that and I believe that given the context it was important to be specific.

No. 1107782

>>1107576
I always assumed the Barbie Universe was like ours except where otherwise noted. That's not true. I never assumed that. But that is my spontaneous headcanon when you throw this dumbass shit at me.

No. 1107819

>>1107576
This kind of ruins the Barbie universe, the Barbie world is supposed to be an ideal world with simple problems that can be solved with friendship and love. I hope there are no kids watching these videos, it’s kind of sad to expose them to such things with a doll that’s supposed to make them forget about real life problems.

No. 1107861

Barbie movies are trash, please stop insisting that they are genuinely great and shoving them in everyone’s faces.

No. 1107878

Should I have chicken katsu curry or omurice?

No. 1107887

>>1107861
Wrong, they're fun.

No. 1107892

>>1107878
katsu curry always wins

No. 1107894

>>1107878
have curry omurice (yes it's a thing and it's delicious)

No. 1107901

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Aah so is this how asians feel when they see whitewashing

No. 1107923

File: 1648050802914.jpg (38.15 KB, 400x486, a.jpg)

I just realized I'm partnered with a MtF troon for my japanese class for zoom speaking practice how do I make sure I don't die laughing while talking to him anons help me please.

No. 1107927

File: 1648051342578.png (112.14 KB, 271x387, 1647935029284.png)

>have a cousin, we went to the same high school but never talked much
>his family is rich, mine poor, he's a snob
>cultural context: we're in eastern europe and he always looked up to western culture through shitty shows like "how I met your mother"
>imagine a 2010 tumblr hipster boy
>now he's 26 and collecting signatures against abortion and praying with old ladies in front of the hospital to scare young women
Wtf? Is he on the way to become an incel? Literally no young guy here cares about abortions and religion, and one of his friends of the same age also does this and became an anti-vaxxer, it's legit creepy to see something like this.

No. 1107936

>>1107923
おまえは絶対に女性にはなりません

No. 1107941

File: 1648052714303.jpeg (109.18 KB, 640x779, 5841B062-440D-457E-9B5A-172898…)

why every simmer make chinlet jawlet fish mouth ho??

No. 1107943

>>1107901
Eggsplain pls

No. 1107945

oofa so glad i have a therapy appointment on friday amirite nonnies?

No. 1107946

>>1107923
close your eyes/look away and just imagine youre speaking to a normal man when you hear his voice. its the only way i got thru that docu on narcissa wright yesterday

No. 1107952

My vendetta cow got noticed and criticized on kf for being a community weirdo hehehehe hoohoohoohoo

No. 1107953

Seems like my professor is a Simpson’s fan, our ethics projects are based on ‘what if’ situations in the characters’ lives.

No. 1107964

Trying to study in this library but i feel like peeing every 20 mins I peed twice already and i need to go again? Omfg about to enter my adult diaper era

No. 1107971

Hearing my neighbours scream to their kids 24/7 just reinforced my idea of NEVER having kids.

No. 1107981

the artist i commed on skeb deleted or deactivated all of her twitter accounts. i don't think she can actually scam on skeb, so maybe it's a personal thing?

No. 1107983

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I'll never forgive pulltards and gurugossip bitches for running ashley/bestdressed out of youtube.

No. 1107984

File: 1648058214388.jpeg (118.98 KB, 640x629, 8620F715-009C-4E5D-BDC0-9E10D8…)

Barbie is a furry

No. 1107985

>>1107983
Yes! That was so fucking stupid. They tried to cloak it in progressive language and frame her as this terrible person for not being committed enough to sustainable fashion or whatever. You're allowed to just find her personally annoying. Some of her mannerisms can be kind of grating I guess, but she's not guilty of anything beyond that. I hate how easily women can be cancelled for bullshit SJW reasons, yet their male faves can be literal sexual predators and they don't say shit about that

No. 1107986

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>>1107984
She’s 56 years old with multiple jobs, families and houses, let her live her life.

No. 1107989

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I think there's at most maybe like two lolcow mods. I think maybe they're gonna let this place go and let it die naturally.

No. 1107990

>>1107955
CheesyDraws, a woman in the Vinesauce (Twitch/Youtube) community. She hasn't done anything bad, she's just a typical obsessed fan/artist that's been around for a few years. She annoys me though, hence vendetta, so it's just nice to see people point out her behavior. Then again, considering the people she's a fan of it's no surprise there's some autism going on (from myself included kek)

No. 1107991

I can't tell if I really don't like this guy anymore or if it's just me being insecure and scared of getting into a relationship. I'm envious of men tbh they have it so easy with their monkey brains. They see a woman they want to fuck and pursue her until she agrees to fuck them. easy

No. 1107995

>>1107990
the vinesauce community has a strange breed of autism

No. 1107998

>>1107990
Every Vinny Vinesauce fan I've met has had a weird parasocial relationship with him. They talk about him with the sort of anxious hesitance one reserves for a family member in hospital care where they'll be like "my uncle in the hospital wrote a song!" but you can see in their eyes and hear it in their voice that he's not going to make it.

No. 1107999

>>1106682
dw, that was just my dad

No. 1108000

my hands smell like mustard

No. 1108007

>>1108000
Did you just eat mustard, or do they naturally smell like that?

No. 1108009

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I'm really looking forward for the new Rune Factory release on friday so I can shut down the world's insanity for five minutes and completely immerse myself in it.
Any other anons hyped? I heard they finally allow you to have same sex marriages in it

No. 1108010

>>1108007
I ate a burger

No. 1108012

>>1107998
>but you can see in their eyes and hear it in their voice that he's not going to make it.
ayrt and that's both the fans and Vinny himself kek. Cheesy stands out to me because she semi-skinwalks Vinny and is 'well-known' in that community, so I see her pop up a lot.

>>1108010
Wash your hands

No. 1108013

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I have unnaturally colored shortish pixie cut atm, and one of the employees at a local store I go to regularly also has crazy dyed mullet style hair. She was talking to another worker and said something like "Oh she'll take that one-wait it's she right?" I guess to be fair I was wearing an oversized jack and platforms but jfc. I'm hoping she was just asking me that because she had to be *~inclusive~* and not because I looked mtf. I'd honestly rather be mistaken as ftm or assumed nb.

No. 1108018

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I've been doomscrolling again, nonas, help me stop

No. 1108020

>>1108009
I'm going to be able to play in a few hours and I'm so excited! I'm planning on romancing everyone in some capacity besides the dog girl and detective boy

No. 1108028

>>1108018
Stop doomscrolling nonita, nothing will be solved by making yourself feel worse and worse. Get up and do stretches or walk in a circle a few times to reset yourself and then start thinking about things you need to do for yourself or hobbies you can focus on instead.

No. 1108034

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I don't get people who enjoy the hobby of buying craft supplies more than they enjoy the hobby of actually crafting. I love shopping too, but I always buy stuff that I genuinely like and feel like I will be able to use at some point.

No. 1108038

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>>1108034
Because its easier just to buy and flex a collection rather than actually make cool shit with it. Reminds me of the copic marker craze with artist, they would get so many markers for like 5-7 bucks each and rarely ever use all the colors

No. 1108039

>>1108018
nona, you know it's bad for you. play a game or watch a haul video or something. make a salad.

No. 1108040

>>1108034
I am guilty of this…

No. 1108048

>>1108040
It's ok anon, I understand that if you see stuff you really like it's hard to resist buying it. I'm not saying that I'm not guilty of it at all, just that I think having self control and understanding the limit is important. I do appreciate craft hoarders for their haul videos though. I like living vicariously through them sometimes.

No. 1108094

>>1108009
What do you do in this game?

No. 1108108

>>1108009
Yesss looking forward to this game so much!!

No. 1108112

i let myself be overdrawn so i could purchase the self titled charli vinly by charli xcx. come sunday ill have all her vinyls apart from sucker. will i ever get sucker? idk, if someone else buys it for me it's not the best. anyway i will not dip into my savings because im nearly half way to getting a deposit for a house. i may potentially be able to buy my first house with my first graduate job. i feel good and i get paid on friday so my overdraft can gtfo

No. 1108114

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I love the teal color on the impossible burger wrapper. Burger blue.

No. 1108116

>>1107983
Is that why she left youtube? I always found her personality really cringey but she and her outfits were pretty cute, leave it to pull and gg users to go way overboard and interact with her offsite though. It's also ridiculous that she ended up getting cancelled when the reason she was always so annoying was how hard she pandered with the twitter libfem stuff and how hard she always tried to be as inoffensive as possible

No. 1108130

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Anyone else getting REAL tired of /ic/ but is still just barely holding on because of the OC and cute boy general?

No. 1108132

>>1108116
Yeah and honestly most threads on both places devolved on pretty much calling her a whore, speculate if she had a sugar daddy or escorted and whatnot, just because she likes short outfits and cringy sex jokes.
They also specially hated her because she vented that her anorexic sister made her home life unbearable lol.
The stalking incident seemed to be the final straw, she only posts on IG now.

No. 1108145

>>1108130
theres a fuckin stealthjak in this edit! report report report!!!!!permaban!saaaaaage

No. 1108163

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These fuckings things are literally so stupid. Worst drops and they're weak.

No. 1108171

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>>1108163
hehe they are best friends

No. 1108177

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>>1108171
third wheel alert third wheel aletr

No. 1108195

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>>1108163
bane of early stage mining/ pre-obsidian edge. just a time suck.
same with these guys at least their drops are decent

No. 1108227

>>1108195
Honestly, I've only made it up to like level 38 so I'm not sure what the obsidian edge is. I just started hating the golems once I realized that they don't drop anything but stone most of the time. It's a waste of what's otherwise a pretty cool monster. The slime levels also suck.

No. 1108309

There's definitely newfag tumblrites here, now I feel dumb for defending the anon with the lolcow caps blog.

No. 1108322

>>1108309
When will you guys learn: don't engage with Tumblr, never, at all.

No. 1108346

>>1108309
Well you were stupid for defending an anon who posted this about lc in a site infested with males.

No. 1108360

>>1108346
>site infested with males
What? Tumblr has a female majority userbase. I defended caps anon because I didn't even think there'd be males looking at the blog, my mistake.

No. 1108382

>>1108360
Even if males are %30,they're more likely to come and troll than the %70 majority women because most of those women are sjws and wouldn't want to post in a site that went against their beliefs.

No. 1108385

>>1108309
maybe but there's always beem former and current tumblr users

No. 1108408

I really want a dog so bad. I need one. I've never had one before and always owned cats but I would love to have a friend to do stuff with. I want to take my dog on long walks and play with her. I want to be best friends with her. I'm so sick of being alone. Ever since my cat died, it's all been downhill.

No. 1108437

>>1108322
Is it bad if I only use it to save pics and fics

No. 1108440

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I can't find my bonnet

No. 1108488

>>1108385
tumblr is the only good big social media site and i'll die on that hill, then again i'm only on there to look at pretty pictures

No. 1108534

>>1107985
>>1107983
Wait, she was ran off youtube because she didnt commit to sustainable fashion?

No. 1108550

I need a new game to play because Elden Ring is frustrating me and i just want to chill. Waiting for Rune Factory 5 at least.

No. 1108560

>>1108227
obsidian edge is a decent early game weapon obtained in the mines at level 90

No. 1108586

Man yelling, singing, and retching incomprehensibly outside my apartment. I looked out my window and saw him standing outside his car and he's just been opening and closing the door and shuffling around stuff in the backseat. Now he's sitting in the front seat of his car but not driving with the door open and continues to make noise. In the fall/summer I used to hear someone yelling incomprehensibly outside of my apartment at night but then during the winter months it stopped. Now I hear him again (assuming it's the same guy). Spring is really here I guess…

No. 1108589

>>1108534
Partly. That was just the criticism I remember hearing the most. They also shat on her for growing up wealthy and having brand deals with designers. According to them, this made her a privileged brat and her not disclosing this to her audience was basically lying somehow. Most of the time they would just bitch about inconsequential things. Then the pandemic hit, and the criticisms moved to her not being serious enough about it or romanticizing it somehow. It's all so silly and clearly motivated by jealousy imo

No. 1108592


No. 1108606

>>1108592
Seconding BoTW, I never get tired of that game and it's so pretty and peaceful

No. 1108611

>>1108592
Played it the year it came out and really didnt like it.. Never knew why it got so much praise. i love most LoZ games, but Botw really sucked.

No. 1108612

>>1108611
That's a funny joke, you have a good day

No. 1108617

People on Club Penguin Rewritten are so based, they hate anime, hate euphoria, and when someone mentions pronouns there is always several people who don't care, saw people defending JKR, game actually isn't a hivemind I wonder why. I theorize it's because a lot of Mexican(?) people play the game because some penguins talk in spanish and use the brown color and they all know each other for some reason and actually make cliques.

No. 1108620

>>1108617
>People on Club Penguin Rewritten are so based
i lauffed

No. 1108622

>>1108617
Herbertfagchan, I just want you to know that I appreciate your presence on lolcow.

No. 1108623

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>>1108620
Now some penguins are saying Euphoria sucks, the people who made it are pedophiles ("miner lovers") and that Hunter is weird omg
>>1108622

No. 1108626

>>1108586
he’s still at it… i’m honestly kind of concerned if he needs help. he gets in and out and turns his car on and off for the last hour. i guess he’s been here for a while so someone must be looking out for him, but still…

No. 1108627

>>1108617
There's a new version of Club Penguin?

No. 1108628

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No. 1108631

new thread >>>/ot/1108630

No. 1382619

>>1102499
reminds me, who was that one anime reviewer who reviewed hentai and was married to a weeb "daddy" who was like a decade older then her

No. 1382620

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