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[Vote for the Lolcow Awards 2020]


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No. 18441

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of twists and turns, we are hosting the Lolcow Awards 2020!

You can now submit your nominations in this thread.

Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster


Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!

No. 18445

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>>18441
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

No. 18446

>Worst Poster

Finnaon

No. 18447

>>18446
that one anon that would talk in a weird victorian style is a close second imo

also I nominate shayna for horrorcow, her pics are truly harrowing

No. 18448

>Biggest plot twist
kinnie anon being discharge-chan the whole time

No. 18449

>>18446
I'm absolutely going to have to second this.

No. 18451

>horrorcow
Nika / @neurotic / @hellokittyuwu for sure, an absolute ghoul of a woman.

>favorite cow

Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd because decades later this woman is still batshit, she just threw on some 'loli' shellac. Bellísimo.

No. 18452

>best milk
Homemade, produced by closing of /ot/
>favourite cow
Gimpgirl and n2f
>worst cow
Canyon
>biggest plot twist
Onision's thread being put on autosage after years of milk because all he does now is diddle himself on cam
>worst poster
>>18447 my vote goes to victorianon

>>18451
Wasn't too sure who to nominate for horrorcow but Nika is a good one, such a wild ride that thread

No. 18453

>Best milk
babivampire's self posts were really fun

>Favorite cow

Scamanda / bratoutofhell. I'm in the minority for sure but I can't get over her obviously made up stories and her statuses literally asking people to give her their contact information because she has no real friends of her own.

>Horrorcow

Nika. Fucking your friends dad on camera is disgusting. With all her drug use, hopping around the country, and psychosis I would be surprised if she made it to 25.

>Worst troll

That guy on the Vicky thread who had that super long story about how he almost died because he didn't have any protein bars, had no choice but to sleep in bed with Vicky because the living room was too hot, and he couldn't drive himself literally anywhere else because his phone was dead and he forgot his printed directions…kek

>Best comeback

Phoebe plz come back.

>Worst Poster

Canyon

No. 18454

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>>18452
Me again
>best user submitted content
Does Bakeranon qualify for this category? If yes, she should definitely get nominated.
>>>/snow/1059207
>>>/snow/1059208
>>>/snow/1059211
She ate pic related to satiate our curiosity. Such bravery.

No. 18455

I can't believe I've been here for two Lolcow Awards already. You're here forever.

>Favorite cow

Gimpgirl

>Worst poster

Scrotes, collectively

>Best comeback

Erin Painter. Leaving the net only to get a nosejob, topkek.

>Biggest plot twist

Shayna actually still dating Fupa

>Horrorcow

Venus (Second nomination is Shayna)

>Worst cow

Jude Bishop. She's boring and also a terrible person.

>Best Comment

>>>/snow/1006084
>haha, thank you for remembering me! i also remember you too, you fucking bowling ball shaped morbidly obese TERF cunt. you were in that same hotel room bragging about taking photos with other uncomfortable cosplayers while dressing in your stupid fucking "uwu niico nico niii“ lolicon cosplay and you smelled like ranch dressing, barbecue potato chips and BO the whole time with your shitty thigh-highs nearly ripped apart.
of course i was drinking and if your microscopic radfem brain can recall, everyone else was too. if you ever thought about why everyone, including me and your parents were alcoholics, maybe you just tend to bring that out in people

No. 18456

>>18455
That comment was peak spergery, literally copypasta grade. Makes me laugh every time.

No. 18457

>Best milk: that Cameron guy sperging in the Vicky thread with "muh proteins". It was hilarious.

>Favorite cow: Usagi Kou, Vicky Shingles, Abby Brown, Tuna (I know she's super boring these days but yeah…)


>Worst cow: Taylor R, Pixielocks (full to the brim with Pulltards)


>Horrorcow: Luna Slater, Venus Angelic and Nika Petrova


>Worst troll: Cameron, Jaelle selfposting (Nika thread)


>Best comeback: Our beloved Queen PT and the infamous Sperg-chan, Kaka


>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.): everyone in the MS Paint doodles in /m


>Worst Poster: the Pitbull spam crew in /meta, the racebaiters/LSA fags (aka white gay men larping as sassy woc) in the Celebricow thread, Dawn (Marilyn Manson) and the rubberlips-anon (Venus Angelic)


Happy holidays farmteam!

No. 18458

>>18457
Luna is one of my fav cows too, I just didn't include her because there wasn't much fresh milk this year, but now I'm glad you nominated her

No. 18459

>favourite cow
kevin gibes (of the MTF thread), n2f

>horrorcow

strawbewwyaggy

No. 18461

>Worst Poster
finnanon, ily sis <3

No. 18462

>worst poster
neetlita

No. 18463

>>18446
Thirding this!

No. 18464

>Worst cow
Momokun
>Horrorcow
Shayna Clifford
>Worst poster
Crayon/Canyon

No. 18465

>horrorcow
Nika Petrova. Doesn’t get much worse than when she made her best friend film her while she fucked her dad
> worst troll
Canyon
>best user submitted content
Highly underrated but the anon that curates all of the candid shots of Vicky’s tattoos after they’ve healed
>best milk
When 50 anons called in to Jonny Craig’s arraignment hearing
>favorite cow
She fizzled out after finding her thread but tsundebolt’s thread got insanely milky very fast, her internet footprint is huge and spans several fake identities

No. 18466

Samefag, forgot to add Tamara for worst cow

No. 18467

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>Best milk
Shayna “going” to mental hospital to get help because of Fupa

>Favorite cow

Shayna Clifford/Dolly Mattel
Her porns are so hilariously bad, her rants that she dirty deletes, her terrible shoops and her weight gain increasing is what really sends me.

>Worst cow

Jaelle Stilles
She came back to go psycho and destroy Nika’s life because Nika didn’t want to date her anymore kek

>Horrorcow

Nika @hewwokittyuwu who fucks their best friend’s dad (who is a predator) for drug money?

>Worst troll

Probably when Nina/Erin pretended to be her college friend and selfposted saying she is really small and has a baby voice and she’s uwu a gamer

>Best comeback

Erin hambeast Painter coming back after a nose job to change her name to Nina BelugaWhale. And then “leaving the internet” aka making a sock account and staying anonymous because people called her out for not being a petite uwu loli

>Biggest plot twist

Shayna Clifford still fucking Fupa Kyle Perkins and Fupa tinfoilers celebrated

>Best Comment

When Anon called ang3lthigh “Squidwardthighs” it’s dumb but made me kek

>Worst Poster

Babivampire. Fake deadbeat mom

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

This d9 fridge9irl banner kek

No. 18468

>biggest plot twist
Discharge anon also being a kinnie!

No. 18470

>Worst poster
Komaeda-discharge anon

No. 18471

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>Worst Poster
Finnanon. So pathetic, yet so lovable.

>Worst troll

The Arian Grande wannabe posters in ot who write in all under-case letters.

>Horrorcow

Nika Petrova was disgusting on another level. Her antics disturbed me for days.

>Best comeback

Always gonna be pt for me.

No. 18472

Besr milk: definitely all the men in mtf who fetishize us to hell and back.
It's hilarious to see their journey from "lesbians who don't like cock are transphobes" to "why does my neovagina hole have discharge and smells like fish and rotten flesh".

No. 18473

>Best Comeback

Absolutely Erin Painter coming back and changing her name to Nina Rose Bellucci to try to stay undetectable, especially after almost a year farmers always got excited at the prospect that she was back but it always ended up being a false lead.

No. 18474

>favorite cow
shayna, i don't know why but hatefollowing her and her thread has been so validating for some reason, watching her downward spiral years in the making

>horrorcow

nika, i don't think i have ever seen a nineteen year old that's that much of a disgusting trainwreck, i'm shocked she's still alive and breathing

>worst cow

venus, her thread is just sad. mooriah is also getting kind of boring and i was an avid follower of her in the beginning

>best comeback

i don't know if abby brown ever really left but her thread doesn't get updated that often, she's probably one of the few cows i legitimately like

>worst poster

that one anon who posted epstein repeatedly in the unconventional attractions thread, and i am saying that as a regular there. and saville anon though earnest was also gross. although finnanon takes the cake much more so for her attention whoring antics. roommate anon as well. it's really hard to pick just one

No. 18478

>Worst poster
Finnanon! Love her

>Horrorcow

Nika petrova

>Favorite cow

Shayna clifford

No. 18479

>Best milk
Jonny getting arrested

>horrorcow

Aggy, hands down.

>worst cow

Deadbeatmomvampire

>Worst troll

Crevasse

>Biggest plot twist

Ellen Page

>Worst poster

The Tesah leghump anon trying to vindicate her of helping Dahvie be a creep

No. 18480

>>18441
>biggest plot twist

Onion for going from milky to ethot

>horrorcow

Venus

>worst cow


Belle Delphine. Taylor r is pretty shitty too

No. 18481

>Worst cow
Jaelle Stiles

>Horror cow

Nika

>Best comeback

Erin Painter

No. 18482

>Best milk
- Shoe and Gregory splitting up
>Worst cow
- Venus Angelic
>Horrorcow
- Kevin "Kathryn" Gibes a.k.a Transsalamander with his axe wound frankenpussy
>Best troll
- Borzoi anon
>Worst troll
- Racistuncle and her discord cronies
>Best comeback
- Momokun escalating her "nip slips" into whipping her pussy out and starting to do straight out hardcore fetish porn
>Biggest plot twist
- /ot/ being closed
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
- The OP of this thread >>/snow/1070574
>Worst Poster
- The Pitbull special ops discord spergs

No. 18483

>Best milk
Babivampire creating the second egirls/eboys thread alongside a mile-long laundry list of selfposting/vendetta posting

>Favorite cow

Yungcynical even though she doesn't have very much milk. Heather Sparkles if I'm giving a more milky answer. I love watching her talk about a new Ryan every week and then inevitably break down the next to rant about why she needs to stay single.

>Worst cow

Micky Moon simply because the "milk" anons bring up for her these days just sounds like elderly people in a retirement home talking about the "good 'ole days"

>Horrorcow

Aggy (stwawbwewymilk) or Shayna. Truly terrifying to witness at every turn.

>Best troll

The Cameron dude from the Vicky Shingles thread. He managed to give us a whole narrative and defend himself with pure incel logic.

>Worst troll

This is a recent one but Vent Veronica tbh.

>Best comeback

Erin Painter! I'm glad I finally got a chance to finally see her in action.

>Biggest plot twist

The return of roommate-chan after somewhat of a lull.

>Best Comment

Anything Victorian-anon posted

>Worst Poster

The entirety of post-/ot/ celebricows thread

No. 18484

I don't think i'm qualified enough to vote for everything but
>worst troll
Hands down goes to racistuncles cronies.
Low effort,unfunny garbage.

No. 18485

>>18441
>Best milk
Jonny and Sydsopsycho's ongoing white trash shitshow
>Favorite cow
Heather Sparkles
>Worst cow
Usagi Kou, or PnP, it is a tie
>Horrorcow
Shayna
>Best troll
Gimpgirl, if she is in fact trolling (many anons believe she is, and I hope it's true)
>Worst troll
Cameron on the Vicky thread, kek x 1,000,000, the funniest thing to happen on lolcow in a while, imho
>Best comeback
Glad to see the PT milk flowing again
>Biggest plot twist
I really assumed Erin Painter had quit the cow life for good … only for her to return as "Nina Rose"
>Best user submitted content
Bakeranon/Bakerfag in the pro ana scumbags thread, taking one for the team and baking and eating N2F's terrible food – farmer of the year!
>Best comment
>>>/pt/801334 This pic of Cameron, on the Vick thread
>Worst poster
The wks on pro ana scumbags

No. 18488

>>18441
BEST MILK
/ot/ being closed and the shitfest that happened on /meta/ afterward
FAVORITE COW
Jeffree Star & Shane Dawson, we saw the decline of their career happening this year and shit was very funny. Well deserved too.
WORST COW
Micky Moon, her thread is literal shit, full of infighting, whiteknights, and people who bump her thread with no milk.
HORRORCOW
Strawbewwyaggy, cause he's a disgusting pedo troon.
BEST TROLL
Borzoi anon(s), komaeda kin anon
WORST TROLL
Scrotes BTFO
BEST COMEBACK
My vote goes to Shane Dawson & crew being put in /pt/, finally. I think he's getting what he deserves.
BIGGEST PLOT TWIST
Digibro becoming a troon and leaving May
BEST USER SUBMITTED CONTENT
My vote goes to this >>18445
BEST COMMENT
My vote goes to this >>18455 kek
WORST POSTER
The whole maid thread on /m/ that caused a whole bunch of spergery on /ot/ with an anon overly defensive of yaoi
But also, Finnanon

No. 18489

>Worst troll
Finnanon and Xanax anon
>Worst poster
Pitbulspergs and driverfags, but especially pitbulspergs for thinking they were funny by posting a bunch of pitbul pictures on /meta/ and having a meltdown after being discovered kek. The server only lasting up to a day was funny af.
>Worst cow
Micky moon because her thread is shit.
>Biggest plot twist
/w/ is now infested with scrotes, the vtuber thread is full of /jp/ guys.

No. 18490

>>18488
I don't think kin anon was trolling.

No. 18492

> Best milk
Sh0e and Greg breakup
> Favorite cow
Gimpgirl
> Worst cow
Venus Angelic
> Horrorcow
Nika Petrova and strawbewwyaggy
> Best troll
Borzoi anons
> Worst troll
Racebaiters in celebcows thread
> Best comeback
Erin Painter changing her legal name to loli-like one, while never improving herself as a person
> Biggest plot twist
Ellen Page trooning out
> Worst Poster
Weebs from Vtubers and Twitch threads. Both threads are the worst ones I have experienced in LC history, truly an example of 'What would happen if PULL was an imageboard'.

No. 18493

I'm really excited since this is my first lolcow awards!

>Best milk:

cynicalshawty wrecking her thread
or babivampire getting caught posting

>Horrorcow:

Lilboweep freaks me out every time

>Best comeback:

Erin Painter- I mean Nina Rose Belluci

>Best content:

The dead9irl banner kek

No. 18494

>worst cow
The tobi majestic penitentiary of Twitter tween slap fights. Sleeper best cow for sequestering the worst users in one place

No. 18495

>best cow
Easily Shayna. Most interesting thread on /snow. Deserves a spot on /pt soon

No. 18496

>>18454
100% second bakeranon for best user-submitted content

No. 18497

>Best milk
Stwawbwewymilk’s trans people can’t be pedos
>Favorite cow
Vicky Shingles or Luna Slater even though I agree there wasn’t any good milk this year
>Worst cow
Shayna or Momo, she will always be the worst
>Horrorcow
Nika
>Worst troll
Kayla? I don’t know if she counts as a troll but her clogging up the Vicky thread got annoying
>Best comeback
PT’s return
>Biggest plot twist
Vivadrag’s boyfriend dying, the thread just went from milky to depressing
>Worst Poster
The Contrarian guy that wrote an entire thesis on Vicky’s thread

No. 18498

>>18497
I second this
>Worst Poster
>The Contrarian guy that wrote an entire thesis on Vicky’s thread

No. 18499

>Best milk
watching poor Steve at Gumroad customer service try to explain in multiple email correspondences with an angry stwabwewymilk/aggy/matt why his comics featuring children drinking pee/getting pissed on/ molesting each other were being removed from the platform, followed by matt putting Steve the Customer Service man on blast via twitter and trying to stir up public support to "cancel" Gumroad for oppressing him as a "trans woman artist". Only his other pedophile friends lend him support because the dipshit included Steve's very reasonable emails that any sane person could see the logic in. So fucking funny.

>Horrorcow

Stwawbwewymilk/matt. see above and take into consideration his horrifying chaturbate sessions in which he drank his own pee and masturbated in a baby voice for old men, and of course, as usual, his blatant pedophilia and bestiality obsession as seen in his twitter likes (not for the faint of heart). also what >>18497 said

>Worst cow

not worst specific cow per se but the entire boring thread on vtubers that got colonized by scrotes

>Best Comment

The person who compared momokun dancing to their dementia-ridden grandmother

No. 18500

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>Best milk
Shoe and Greg breakup (including her skinwalker), everything revealed about Shane Dawson

>Favorite cow

Heather Sparkles, she matured into such a nice cow.

>Worst cow

Venus for her rapid downfall and becoming like her shitty mother. Her threads are just sad now.

>Horrorcow

PnP for her animal abuse and becoming more and more unhinged, every person mentioned in Nika's thread for being a trainwreck and Aggy for being absolutely disgusting on all levels

>Worst troll

The /ot/ anon who was pretending to be on xanax with her writing style

>Best comeback

PT gracing us once again, Erin

>Biggest plot twist

also everything revealed about Shane Dawson

>Best user submitted content

Bakeranon in the pro-ana cows threads, the fanart of Steve in the Aggy thread, the "Lolcow Inn" and "Funny Post" threads on /ot/.

>Worst Poster

PULLfags seeking shelter once again, neetlita, the entirety of the vtuber and kiwifarms threads(aka scrotes), whatever goes on in the Egirl threads

No. 18501

>favorite cow
gimpgirl
>horrorcow
soren in the traditional sense but aggy is pure disgustingness I wouldn't touch with a pole
>best troll
borzoi anons
>worst troll
the scrotes who keep making threads or posting nudes/loli. very predictable
>best comeback
does /ot/ count?
>biggest plot twist
discharge-chan being a komaeda kinnie, since it stuck with me. elliot page is another
>best content
every gif of cows dancing or trying to be seductive. funny lolcow posts thread in /ot/ is great too
>worst poster
vtuber thread posters

No. 18502

Let's not recognize borzoi at all, since that is actually what they wanted.

No. 18503

>>18441
>Best Milk
Tough… 2020 was a pretty milky year, from Digitroon actually trooning out and his gf running to Ethan Ralph of all people, closure of /ot/ and the sheer ass-pain it caused, the (first) time canyon self-posted, the e-girl who was caught not only creating the first thread but self-posting leading to the entire thread being a dumpster fire of twitterfags and poor intergrators, Kiwifarms turning on Josh, PULL finally shutting down, and their discord admin being outted as an absolute degenerate.

>horrorcow

Gimpgirl, digitroon (mainly his rotting mouth), aggy, and most of the posts in the mtf thread.

>best comeback

Anons teaching the e-girls how to integrate

>biggest plot twist

PULL finally closing down and the absolute insanity that followed.

>best troll/comment

Butters. Never forget: stamin rose and /cgi/

>worst posters

All the e-girls, twitterfags, artfags, shaynafags, ass-blasted troons/genderspecials in the mtf/ftm threads, /soc/anon, tamara, whoever the fuck still posts in the onion thread, the trio of retards in yumi's thread, that one anon in keekers thread who flipped her shit at french anon, and anon who keeps getting triggered by the filthy fujos.

>worst troll

Brittany Venti. She's like the voldemort of shoe threads, speak her name or anything about her, and all hell breaks loose.

No. 18504

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>Best user submitted content

No. 18505

>Worst cow
Lillee jean
>Horrorcow
Momokun
>Biggest plot twist
Komaeda Discharge Anon
>Worst Poster
Majority of /snow/ board, but mostly Anachan,Pulltards ,blogposter, and the banned kiwifarm thread poster

No. 18507

>best milk
babivampire that was the most I've been enticed on lolcow.

>horrorcow

Nika. good stuff for quarantine

No. 18508

>>18502
don't be a borzoi hater

No. 18510

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i had kind of taken a break from the site but came back this summer so i wasnt here for everything unfortunately. i feel so sad i missed a lot tbh

>Best milk

either shayna becoming OBESE (shocked me) or juwune and pregs breakup

>Favorite cow

honestly belle delphine, i can see her peaking and crashing and burning really fucking bad this coming year.

>worst cow/Horrorcow

shayna makes her life horrible, so easily her, can see her on /pt/ this coming year

>Biggest plot twist

was surprised and disappointed ellen page became a tranny

>prediction for 2021 lolcow:

belle delphine mental breakdown, its only a matter of time, and she hasnt even released her stupid porno yet.

>Best Comment

pic related i had saved

No. 18511

>>18445
If this happens I'm gonna vomit

No. 18512

i'm just samefagging at this point and outing myself as a shayna-fag but:
>Horrorcow
definitely shayna, with her most recent incest porn and her rapidly declining teeth and overall health
>Biggest plot twist
shayna still being with fupa for sure

No. 18513

Best milk: from PULL shutting down, kiwifarms being involved with actual terrorist activity and /ot/ being shut down from infighting. The award goes to forum sites and succumbing to the drama it observes.

Favorite cow. Momokuns nosedive into porn. Sure her thread is 90% nitpicks, but every picture is nightmare fuel gold and the toppest of keks.

Worst cow. Shayna, her milk is tepid and her thread is mostly nitpicks about her vagina.

Horrowcow: Deffo the Nika/Jaelle thread. Obvious reasons. The entire year of 2020 was a close second and Shitgibbon Trump a third.

Best Troll: hm, Dakota, trolled us all by living a quiet drama free life.

Worst Troll: Crayon Alfredo. Scrote cannot stop obsessing over us and selfposting.

Best comeback: Noone discusses here here, but Jessi Slaughter. She's cleaning up her act, seeing a therapist and coming to terms with what happened to her and what she did.

Biggest plot twist: Onision literally taking it up the ass.

Best User submitted content: the return of the artist that did the caricatures of Momokun.

Best post: the dude in the Vicky thread. I never laughed at a try hard more than him.

No. 18514

I'm requesting that we should have a "saddest milk" or "saddest cow" category as well, I feel like there would be plenty of candidates.

No. 18515

>Best user submitted content
Seconding >>18500 Steve and Lolcow Inn

>Worst Poster

Everyone in the artist salt threads and everyone in the vtuber thread

No. 18516

>Best milk
shane dawson getting his ass railed by the entire internet and subsequently having a meltdown over it
>Favorite cow
georgia and her self admissions
>Worst cow
pedo aggy
>Horrorcow
shayna.
>Best troll
the ot nuke
>Best comeback
PULL anons learning to integrate
>Biggest plot twist
the achievement hunter implosion, nude leaks, and eventual 10 day callout streak against ryan haywood by fans teetering legal age.
>Best Comment
the ot anon who pulled a roach out of her ear after weeks of unknown pain, photo evidence incl
>Worst Poster
dilate department anon posting the same image in multiple threads for weeks on end

No. 18517

>worst poster
neetlita
>horrorcow
nika
>favorite cow
shayna

No. 18519

>>18500
I second Steve

No. 18520

>Best milk
the makup guru meltdown boogaloo that finally deleted shane dawson's career

>Favorite cow

Luna slater

>Worst cow

Venus

>Horrorcow

Stwawbewwymilk/ aggy

>Biggest plot twist

does jenna marbles quitting youtube count?

No. 18521

>>18441
I love the OP image btw

No. 18524

>>18521
kek I just noticed the Lukashenko murder hornet. Its great, good job OP

No. 18525

>>18524
I'm curious about the Albanian flag, I can't recall anything special happening in Albania this year?

No. 18526

Shayna for favorite cow and horrorcow. The milk flows endlessly

No. 18527

>Best milk
Nika and Jaelle's fight.

>Favorite cow

Luna Slater

>Worst cow

Jude Bishop

>Horrorcow

Momo-Kun

>Worst troll

Venus Angelic

>Biggest plot twist

PULL closing and """Elliot Page""" being trans.

>Best Comment

The Epstein dude that was posting photos of Epstein and Trump in the unconventionally atractive thread also Epstein shit 24/7.

>Worst Poster

The scrotes and obssesed fans whiteknighting…

No. 18528

Shayna for horrorcow %100.

No. 18529

>>18525
I think they had a bill to outlaw memes? Then there also was the albanian conspiracies meme.

No. 18530

>worst poster
(You), of course.

No. 18531

>Best milk
Preg breaking up with Shoe.
>Worst cow
Onion or Momo. They used to be so great but completely fell off.
>Horrorcow
Nika/Jaelle
>Best comeback
Our everlasting Queen PT.
>Biggest plot twist
Shayna and Fupa still dating.
>Best user-submitted content
>>18500 Thirding Steve!
>Worst poster
Scrotes, especially the ones in the vtuber drama thread.

No. 18532

>Best milk
Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd with the vintage milk
>Favorite cow
Varg Vikernes trve vikings only
>Worst cow
Venus angelic
>Horrorcow
Gimpgurl
>Best comeback
Varg Vikernes
>Biggest plot twist
Venus Angelic, mama has been right
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Dolly Mattel

No. 18533

>>18532
>worst poster
Rubber lips in Venus angelic thread, how could I forget

No. 18534

>>18510
changed my mind

>Biggest plot twist


its actually belle being horrible at making porn hahaha its hilarious how her fans are either angry shes doing sexual acts with her bf or that she is absolutely terrible at giving head.

No. 18536

>Best milk
Like twenty anons calling in to listen to JC’s arraignment for domestic violence charges
>Favorite cow
Taylor Nicole Dean or Vicky. Both boring as fuck but they’re best to hate-watch
>Worst cow
Kanadajin3
>Horrorcow
Momo really took a nosedive this year, looks like her face is melting right off her skull.
>Best troll
Cameron in the Vicky thread, and anons relentlessly roasting him. Best night of my life
>Worst troll
The troons shitting up the MtF threads
>Best comeback
They’re all bad
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Cameron
>Worst Poster
Cameron

No. 18541

>best milk:
jonny and syd for sure.

>favorite cow:

TND because holy shit is she a fucking train wreck.

>worst cow:

georgia/porgie. it’s just sad at this point.

>horrorcow:

shayna. for the love of god. shayna.
runner up would be momokun.

>best comeback:

abby brown. she’s honestly living her best life lmao

>biggest plot twist:

shayna still dating fupa.

>worst poster:

canyon, and him causing his own thread to be autosaged haha

No. 18542

>Best milk
also voting for the /meta/ thread sperg after ot was closed
pitbull-chans pissing off admin, and then collectively everyone on the board was very funny in real-time

>Favorite cow

>Worst cow
both of these for TND. i hate her threads so much because she literally does fucking nothing, but anytime she has even a little bit of milk i immensely enjoy every second of it

i wish she quit posting meth sperg comments

>actual worst cow

probably maya or whatever the instagram thots name in snow was. she had a lot of potential to be interesting
i guess getting banged at frat parties daily was more important then curating her image on the internet

>Horrorcow

nika. people are talking about the dad fucking thing a lot but aren't mentioning how she consistently posts super high in her household or in other ppls. its distrubring
not to mention all of her weird sex videos and shit, her body haunts me. those weird belly flabs..
yuck

>Worst troll

any men in the mtf thread
twitterfags coming into threads en masse
PULLfags coming into threads en masse

>Best comeback

erin with her nosejob and lolita name change

>Biggest plot twist

belle delphine going full porn on onlyfans

>Worst Poster

me after suffering from multiple bans for autism

in general this was a good year of mellow drama, but i wish something bigger happened like in previous years

No. 18543

Happy holidays anons! can't believe we're almost done with 2020
>Best milk
Shayna confirming that it was fupa all along before going to the mental hospital what a time to live
>Favorite cow
Shayna, she really went all out this year
>Worst cow
Moo because she's so boring and ugly
>Horrorcow
Nika, what the fuck how's she even alive ahhh
>Worst troll
dead9girl and the instagram selfposters
>Best comeback
Erin! who cannot stop ruinning her life
>Biggest plot twist
Shayna being able to keep something (fupa) "secret" for a year
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Bakeranon bakes!!
>Worst Poster
that one anon who chases down anons who use "worst" incorrectly

No. 18544

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>worst cow
Lillee Jean and her mom, every time I see her god forsaken mouth I want to kill myself

>fave cow

Victoria Shingle, after all these years she’s still the female neck beard gift that keeps on giving

>worst troll

Cameron protein bar-san

Best milk
>Shane Dawson getting fucking deleted

>horrorcow

Luna Slater, that anon that made her call her father while masturbating or whatever telling him she’s getting a job n stuff.
Oof nightmares

No. 18546

>>18453
Best Troll/Best Comment
Gotta be Cameron from the Vicky thread. The man nearly died of starvation, some say his weight lifting career will never recover.

No. 18547

>Worst cow

EmpathP

No. 18548

>Worst cow

EmpathP(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 18549

>>18441
>Best milk
Cameron and his printed map
>Favorite cow
Gimpgirl
>Worst cow
In terms of being a letdown, Blaire White had a few false starts this year (the Yaniv thing, the doxx) but never delivered any milk and the thread stayed boring
>Horrorcow
Aggy/Matt/strawbwewymilk
>Worst troll/worst poster
Poster who always derails the Porjared thread if anons do not hate on Heidi exactly equally to the other cows
>Best comeback
Erin Painter

No. 18550

>>18441
>Worst Poster
Tamara

No. 18551

>Favorite cow
Erin Painter
>Worst cow
Aggy
>Horrorcow
Shayna
>Best comeback
Erin with the nosejob and name change
>Best Comment
The victorian anon with the teacher crush

No. 18554

>Best Milk
Shayna's fake mental hospital stint after the big Fupa reveal (Runner up has to be Shoe and Preg splitting up)

>Favorite cow

Shayna, the cow that keeps on giving even when you beg her to stop

>Worst cow

Mariah/Momokun, she was boring as fuck all year aside from getting more botched and she's the reason I started posting here years ago

>Horrorcow

Aggy/stwawbwewymilk

>Best troll

Controversial but the Pitbull saga in /meta/ was absolutely hilarious to watch

>Worst troll

Canyon couldn't troll his way out of a paper bag

>Best comeback

An unpopular pick but Shmegeh, never thought I'd see her ass on the internet again

>Biggest plot twist

Shayna actually still dating Fupa

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

Baker anon

No. 18559

>Best milk
MTF troons
>Favorite cow
Stefany Eloise Fraizer
>Worst cow
Momokun
>Horrorcow
Mickey Deer
>Best troll
I too loved the pitbullposting
>Worst troll
PULLfags after the purge
>Best comeback
Emmalee after the wedding
>Biggest plot twist
Shoe0nhead with Vaush
>Worst Poster
Whoever keeps making new threads to ask a general question

No. 18560

>Best milk
babivampire being outed for not only posting itt but also for making it.
>Favorite cow
PnP
>Horrorcow
Nika
>Best troll
protein bar dude from vicky's thread
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
tie between the live-feed of johnny craig's court appearance and bakeranon
>Worst Poster
all sex workers collectively.

No. 18562

>>18547
>>18548
I have a nomination for worst poster
anon literally no one knows who that is other than vocafags

No. 18563

>>18551
Seconding victorian anon

No. 18570

>Favourite cow
and
>Horrorcow
simultaneously shayna

No. 18572

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>>18511
hope it happens

No. 18573

>best user submitted content


Shayna/ Dolly Mattel seriously anons in that thread are hilarious

No. 18580

>Best milk
Shoe0nHead getting dumped by preg & the skinwalkception from kiwi

>Favorite cow

Abby Brown

>Worst cow

Shayna

>Horrorcow

Nika Petrova

>Best troll

Admins

>Worst troll

Canyon

>Best comeback

PT

>Biggest plot twist

Gurg taking it up the ass for money

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

Everything in the mspaint thread on /m/

>Best Comment

"Angelina, is that you?" - PnP thread

>Worst Poster

Myself

No. 18581

>Worst Poster
That one anon in /ot/ who makes a hundred posts in a row. She did it in a previous "things you hate" thread too.

No. 18586

>Best milk
Preg dumping Shoe
>Favorite cow
Erin Painter / Nina Rose Bellucci

>Worst cow

HeatherExplores

>Horrorcow

gimpgirl

>Best Comment

That one anon fantasizing about fucking a buff retarded man

>Worst Poster

finnanon

No. 18587

>>18572
Cringe

No. 18588

>worst poster
vulturechan

No. 18589

>>18588
Seconded

No. 18592


>Favorite cow

I have a soft spot for n2f and hope she gets help someday. For entertainment purposes it's Shayna.
>Horrorcow
Coincidentally, either N2f or Shayna. It's the squalor for me.
>Worst cow
Aggy, since he is not only disgusting but also a danger to society.
>Biggest plot twist
Soren's necrotic frankenfurter saga.
>Best Comment
"More like consumed by their anime" in response to someone armchair sperging about transwamen being 'consumed by their anima' in a Jungian sense.
>Worst Poster
Worst for worse anon. I've never said anything about it but it irks the shit out of me every time I see it.

No. 18593

>Best milk
PULL shutting down
>Favorite cow
azealia banks
>Worst cow
micky?
>Horrorcow
luna, always, and the phone call with her dad
>Worst troll
1. pitbull 2. borozi
>Best comeback
based on on anons bitching in /meta/ and threads "i've been here for 5 years and people still keep calling me newfag" i'm going to say >>18516
>Biggest plot twist
belle delphine being bad at porn
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
erin's self posts >>>/snow/893154 (was revealed at the very end of last year so worth a shot)
>Best Comment
>>>/snow/1006084
>Worst Poster
xanaxchan

No. 18595

If no one else is gonna say it, then I will. Anybody who nominates Shayna for Horrorcow doesn't know the meaning of the term.

A Horrorcow is something so revolting, so sickening, so borderline illegal that it leaves you wanting to brain bleach yourself and log off the internet for a year. We're talking Nika fucking her childhood best friend's dad while said friend records it and posts it online. We're talking Aggy jerking his disgusting micropeen on cam while giggling in a little girl voice and showing off his kiddie piss comics. We're talking Soren's rotting arm-phallus and child rape obsession.

The worst shayna has ever done is get fat, do too much weed, have an ugly bf, and promote her cringy porn on twitter. That's literally what 70% of the girls I knew in high school are doing. I run across like 7 Shaynas every day. She is unremarkable.

No. 18596

Horror Cow goes to Nika Petrova for the Dad Thing or Luna Slater for The Other Dad Thing

No. 18597

>>18441
>Favorite cow
Heather Sparkles is the choice of the underground.

No. 18598

>>18595
iirc, the reason she's been put into horrorcow territory for some people is probably that video of her fucking her ass with something and then putting it in her mouth.

No. 18599

>>18595
apparently you're from the universe where she didn't stick fireworks up her ass and put her mouth all over shit encrusted buttplugs but sure anon whatever you say

No. 18600

>>18455
>Scrotes, collectively
I second this.

No. 18601

>>18598
You can find thousands of vids like that on pornhub. I’m not saying it isn’t gross but it’s not really horrorcow tier

No. 18608

everyone who nominated shayna as a horrorcow i recommend you read this thread
>>>/snow/436521

No. 18609

>>18608
My god that thread was harrowing. Almost succeeded in forgetting about it until you brought it up lol. Those images of her picking stuff out of her rotting legs will never leave me

but yes anons please continue to argue how shatna’s dorky porn makes her a horrorcow

No. 18611

>>18609
>shatna
please tell me this was an accident so I can laugh really hard

No. 18612

>>18611
was not an accident

No. 18616

> Best Milk
shaytard gaining 100 pounds, revealing she’s been w fupa all along and subsequent trip to the mental hospital
Honorable mention goes to Shane Dawson’s entire career getting ethered practically overnight
> Favorite Cow
Shayna and Erin/Nina, my dark horse is obese jack from the scarethot thread
> Worst Cow
Moo, she’s so boring now tbh
> Horrorcow
Aggy/stwawbwewwymilk, a sick mind in a deformed body, tied with Nika for dadfucking
I feel bad for her but n2f as well, I feel legitimately ill when I see her grime covered dishes filled with slop
>Worst troll
Lillee and Laur trying to “own” their “cyberbullies”
> Best Comeback
Erin changing her name and her nose before hopping online again to post more uwuloli content
> Biggest Plot Twist
The aforementioned shayna/fupa reveal. Also babivampire getting exposed for ok
> Best Comment
The anima/anime troon anon
> Worst Poster
Neetlita, Canyon, all racebaiters and moids, and unpopular opinion but the anon who posted the cringe ass larp novels about Anna in the scarethot thread recently

No. 18617

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>Best milk
Shoe and Gregory breaking up, /ot/ being closed and the weeping and gnashing of teeth that followed.

>Favorite cow

Dolly Mattel. Shayna ending up in a mental hospital over Fupa. Unintentionally cosplaying as Yaniv and killing it.

>Worst cow

Micky Moon. Her thread is pure shit and autism. I don't know why I keep going back hoping to be entertained.

>Horrorcow

Nika. So many things to point out but the dad fucking thing got me.

>Best troll

Gimpgirl. I'm still not sure if she's trolling.

>Worst troll

Cameron. Dude almost died because he didn't have any protein bars!

>Best comeback

Has to be our Queen PT and the milked that followed.

>Biggest plot twist

Onision shoving dildos in his ass for nickels after losing Patreon twice.

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

Bakeranon, Shayna & Momokun edits.

>Best Comment

pic related The reprimand from Admin because Tamara wouldn't stop emailing them about being called a dog fucker and threatening to go to the police.

>Worst Poster

Tamara spamming in /snow/ with her multiple personalities which included pretending to be Null.

No. 18619

>>Horrorcow is deffinetly momokun IMO. She went from showing nothing this year to getting fucked on cam, also her vag……

No. 18620

>>18611
it’s a regular nickname in the threads kek

No. 18621

>>18619
>deffinetly

No. 18622

>>18465
>best milk
The anons filling Usagi Kou thread with those super ancient photos and the old milk we never heard of before

>favorite cow

Tsundebolt and her skinwalking for sure

She is busy under another name and image that we have yet to find out.

No. 18629

>>18620
I hid that thread because I hate seeing her retarded face so I was unaware. That's hilarious though

No. 18640

>Best milk
The downfall of Chris Hansen after he lied about helping onision's victims and sold the story to a tv station. Kek
>Favorite cow
Momokun
>Worst cow
Eloise horsebitch
>Horrorcow
Always Shayna
>Best comeback
Erin painter
>Biggest plot twist
Shay still with fupa
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
The momokun cat butthole pic because it was my idea lmao.
>Worst Poster
White knights

No. 18643

>Favorite cow
Taylor Nicole Dean
>Worst cow
Shayna (I still love her)
>Horrorcow
Luna Slater
>Best comeback
TND, her threads have been steadily dying but her new methed out green furby saga is really something
>Biggest plot twist
The fupa anons tinfloiling for months that turned out to be right
>Worst Poster
Grammarchan by far

No. 18645

>>18593
I forgot about Luna's phone call with her dad. That was heartbreaking.

>>18595
I agree and think the anons that say Shayna belongs in /pt/ are bitter sexworkers themselves. She hasn't done anything really milky in the last year except have stupid Twitter sperg-outs, gain weight, and make gross porn. 75% of her thread are commenting on her looks. Being fat and bad at posing isn't milk

No. 18646

>>18645
she ate shit

No. 18647

>>18646
Did she “eat shit” or did she put a sex toy that had been in her butt in her mouth and you guys extrapolated “she literally consumed shit” from that single occurrence

No. 18648

>>18647
I cant believe there's an argument about how much feces you have to get in your mouth to constitute "eating shit." Im pretty sure the toy had streaks of poop and then it went into her mouth. To me that's eating shit.
Does someone have to look like their gobbling down a Baby Ruth for you to give the thumbs up that a proper scat feast occurred?

No. 18649

>>18645
I thought that phone call was last year. It's been a long one.

No. 18650

>>18648
yes. but don’t worry there’s always 2021

No. 18651

>>18648
>I'm pretty sure the toy had streaks of poop
So you can't even 100% confirm that there actually was visible poop on the toy. Shayna is definitely a cow, but not a horrorcow…yet.

No. 18653

>>18649
The phone call with her dad was posted here in February, I wasn't sure either. >>>/pt/758647

No. 18655

Bakeranon came through today, strengthening her nomination for best user submitted content.
It came at a great price, as she got sick from the bakes. We salute her and wish her a speedy recovery.
>>>/snow/1114627

No. 18659

>Favorite cow:
Onision
>Horrorcow
Snake thing
>Best troll
Lovely peaches
>Worst cow
Dayton Hypernova

No. 18663

>>18655
Also voting for bakeranon as best user submitted content, she definitely came through for pro-ana scumbags

No. 18664

>best milk
anons in /meta/ crying about small bans

No. 18668

>worstcow
Georgie Porgie.

No. 18669

>biggest plot twist
bellend being bad at giving head. oh, and how her pornhub was supposed to be a joke but now she’s doing porn. kek

No. 18675

Nominating the /his/torical lolcows as beet user submitted content, that shit's gold. Shayfags can also fuck off with their dry ass cow.

No. 18687

My favorite cows did not do anything that interesting in 2020 that I can remember, but I am hoping for greatness in 2021 for Luna and TND. And I will never give up hope for a Phoebe comeback.

>Horrorcow

Aggy/stwawbewwymilk, bring back the gas chamber just for this abomination please.
Honorable mention to Nika Petrova and her ass curtains.

>Worst cow

Venus Palermo. Just utter misery.

>Worst posters

Venus thread hands down, it's unreadable.

>Best troll

Not exactly a troll but Cameron in the Vicky thread was hilarious.

>Worst troll

Canyon. The self-own by posting his own shrimp dick is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.
Bonus points for the fact that Vicky gave Canyon a shout-out.

>Best comments

Anons in the Dasha/Anna/Bernie bros thread consistently leave really funny, eloquent and scathing comments.

>Best user submitted content

Gotta acknowledge baker anon for being brave enough to try and recreate Nourish to Flourish's nightmare food.

No. 18688

Polls are officially up, most categories allow for two votes. I didn't include best submitted user content or comment because there's no upload option, as a result we're encouraging anons to continue posting their favorite content here in the meantime.

[Vote here]


No. 18691

>>18504
I am fucking honored

No. 18692

>>18688
i couldn't submit my votes, the captcha is missing and the submit button doesn't work. help

No. 18693

>>18692
Me too

No. 18694

>>18692
I had the same issue anon, I thought I was just being a dumbass.

No. 18695

>>18692
>>18693
>>18694
i did it on mobile and had no issues, you guys tried mobile?

No. 18698

>>18695
I'm on mobile and have same problem. Can't sumbit

No. 18702

>>18698
Works now. Maybe I accidentally missed an answer or something

No. 18716

Until Kelly Ronahan's leg falls off, she will always be the biggest horrorcow in my heart.

No. 18758

>>18716
seeing that bitch play with her nerve will never leave my brainspace. that bitch is fucking nuts

No. 18759

The race for best horrorcow is very close! Exciting
And hey you bithches, there is no way I am a worse poster than fucking Canyon. I am so insulted.

No. 18764

>>18759
if youre not kelly fuck off. no one cares about you

No. 18765

>>18716
Im choosing to assume anybody who didn't vote kelly for horrorcow just hasn't seen her pics. Ughhhh just thinking about that nerve makes me shudder

No. 18776

had no clue who Kelly was and I found her thread–figured, "weird, a retired cow as horrorcow?" and literally after 5 minutes of scrolling, i can see why. it was a close tie between her and actual legitimate pedophile aggy.

No. 18777

>>18776
kelly is honestly a legacy cow. i think her thread would still be active if she wasn't so batshit crazy about coming here to selfpost.

No. 18797

>>18765
>>18776
I keep trying to read her thread but so many posts are incomprehensible, when do the horror parts kick in?

No. 18798

>>18797
Go to KF and look at her legs.

No. 18814

>>18798
shes still out there too just digging her way thru her leg like early game terraria.

her eyes are doin some weird shit now too tho. the crazy cant be contained.

No. 18817

>>18814
She has a large pressure ulcer on the heel of one of her feet now too, which is something you usually see in very old people with shit circulation or type 2 diabetics due to shit circulation and nerve damage, it's fucking grim. She's gonna end up with at least one amputation.

No. 18829

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Onision for best cow for turning his court case into a Tim and Eric sketch

> random ass youtuber i've never met: served

> the wrong chris hansen: also served
> dusty old beanie: on
> old adidas that make you look taller: on
> bulletproof vest: accidentally put on backwards but on regardless
> old ass suit from an old shitty death note parody: on
> lawyer: none needed
it's court time

No. 18903

>>18829
unrelated but Tim Heidecker actually did have a staged court case for his web series On Cinema. it's like 5 hours long total. there's even a character named Gregg, and Tim fires his lawyer the first day of trial and decides to represent himself. it's a mess.



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