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No. 339130
Bring on the cringe.
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>inb4 moid-tier
The idea of a girlfriend who likes to tease me until I get so wet it becomes unbearable has haunted me for so long, nonnas. She would ideally rally me the fuck up for having such a high sex drive and being such a pervert. Not in a way where it's something I'm supposed to be ashamed of, moreso just playfully (so I could go down on her like crazy and she could order me around). Something specific that's been on my mind is that she steps on my crotch and massages it with her feet. My ideal scenario is that we're sitting/laying on opposite sides of a couch and she randomly starts doing it. It definitely wouldn't make me cum but the thought is enough to drive my brain into total horndog retardation. I'd worship her starting from the tip of her toes.
My friends used to warn me that I'd Pavlov myself into becoming an unironic footfag if I kept joking around with it and I always wrote it off as a stupid warning but I think it's become reality. I'm only ashamed of it because I think most women would be disgusted at something so typically scrote-ish, but I also have some internalised homophobia, so you be the judge of that. Either way. Foot. Rubbing against my vulva. Now. God, I need it so badly.
No. 339172
>>339161Based footfag nonna. I'd say it's one of the more scrotebrained sexual tendencies I have; I can't imagine other women being like this, but seeing that I'm not the only one is pretty cool.
>very niche weird fetishDo elaborate.
No. 339198
>>339130I'm ashamed of it because it sound super moidish the way I'm horny about it, but one of the sexiest stuff to me is what the moid call
roastie. The deeper the color, the bigger her clit/ clitoral hood is and the longer the labia, the most arrousing I find it. It's so pretty and make me want to spend hours between a woman's leg to delicately play with each millimeter of her anatomy, only using my mouth. The way the wetness spread on the inside of the inner labias is god tier, it's absolute perfection and I need it more than the holy spirit in my life.
No. 339206
>>339202i know i have this in me too but i try not to think about it so it doesn't blossom into a full-fledged fetish. But your post is hot and it awoke it in me again. The mental image of
her cute lips sucking on my boob turns me on so bad. I want to hold her head and kiss her temples and forehead. The weird thing is I don't even have sensitive nipples (at all) so idk why it turns me on.
No. 339325
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Sucking on the cold barrel of a steel gun, the women holding the gun explaining in detail that if I stop sucking she could easily blow my brains out leaving my brain matter all over the walls.
No. 339337
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I wanna kiss a plane belly so bad, mwah
No. 339504
Okay, this one I wouldn't admit to even at gunpoint.
(Inb4 scrote. I'm not a male, so step away from the report button.)
I've read some posts here on lc from women who don't like penetration, and I've read the previous fetish threads, and they broke my brain.
Now I often imagine being a meek, feminine guy and entering a relationship with a girl who tells me nothing goes up her pussy, ever. I agree. We start dating. Eventually she relaxes around me and I notice flashes of… something. She would tug my hair, stop, and backpedal. Playfully suggest I sit in her lap and immediately act awkward. Corner me and fumble, like she stops herself from doing something she wants. I decide to lean into it. Bare my neck, actually sit in her lap, let her take the lead. She gets braver. I spend more time on my knees.
One day she finds me lying on the couch on my stomach and gets on top. I can feel she's holding back again and tell her I know what she wants. She goes feral, ends up riding my ass so hard I cum in my pants.
Soon we progress to one finger up my ass. Then two. Then three. I shave, wax, pretty up, go the whole nine yards. It feels like I'm the girl in this relationship. Then she buys a strap-on and fucks me for the first time. The moment her strap bottoms out, the thought of ever having regular PiV sex evaporates from my mind. I grow addicted to anal. She calls me her little slut, and I nod with a dumb expression. Her pussy is forever off limits, my ass is her property. Happy ending.
TL;DR: I wish to be a submissive waif of a boyfriend. Plz kill me.
No. 339520
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>>339504I haven't been this disgusted in a really long time. Congrats.
On the rare occasions I imagine myself as a boyfriend/husband, it's always very vanilla.
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>>339504Started off so kawaii and how I imagine having a bf as a virgin, by shyly riding his crotch over his pants and cumming on his leg or something, but then you had to add ass stuff and sissy shit, go fuck yourself. You could've been a cute gentleboy who lets me hump his leg and kiss his collar bones while he holds me and feels flattered but wholly confused. I mean sure I'd like a buttslave but he has to start out as a buttslave type of boy, not degrade into one. Again, fuck yourself.
No. 339623
>>339536It's not a meme, pheromones are legit, i know this because i exist and men smell the most attractive around the pit area. Not really ashamed, but I love the moid physique to a degree that makes me feel slightly scroteish. Tbh i dont think it's that unnatural, i just think normal sexual attaction has been corrupted by kink/fantasy, or some straights have not been with a hot moid before. I love the pits, the feet, the asscheeks, the tiddies, a shapely back with nice shoulders, how their mouth tastes when i kiss them, obviously i like a big cock. I wanna worship my moids entire body. I didn't choose to be a hetero but it is what it is and at least I'm easily pleased in the bedroom.
No. 339667
>>339555What's a
>buttslave type of boy?
No. 339687
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>>339520On the rare occasions I imagine myself as a boyfriend/husband, it's always pounding another man.
No. 339788
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>>339770Anon come on. Can’t go wrong with a good pair of shoulders followed by a slender waist and perky lil booty. I genuinely think moids look the best from behind, the inverted triangle = oogabooga. This is why I enjoy playing as male characters in 3rd person. Apparently the male butt used to be more appreciated in the days of my mother’s youth, maybe because people were all about swing dance back then and a shapely behind is the sign of solid legwork (amongst other things).
I love slapping my bfs ass or grabbing onto it during missionary. Or just pet the asscheeks, it’s like petting a furry animal. I would probably peg him if he let me, but I understand how that’s not for everyone.
No. 339808
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It's autistic, but a guy creeping me out. Not in some weird moid way, like fucking following me home, but in a nice, gentle manner, showing me old eerie paintings and asking me how I like them, reading to me - poems about strangling a lover or vengeance from beyond the grave -, and cute little sadistic comments that would make me jump. I had this reccuring fantasy of being shown an insect collection and being made love to amongst it, like a most prized damselfly or wasp. Or him initiating sex by tracing his fingers down my spine gently, like a ghost, whispering loving, half-terrifying confessions. I like being softcore tormented, and, for some reason, being afraid arouses me. The strange thing is that the whole gothic spiel - haunted castles and brooding lords - never got to me. I'm thinking of a normal man with just a tad (or more than a tad) of spookiness to him. I have no idea why this arouses me, maybe the feeling of connection in otherness? I don't know.
No. 339893
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i think im kind of a sexual sadist(?) but for some reason i never conceptualize a sexual element in my own fantasies and i dont know why. the only things i find sexually attractive are men being in emotional distress or made to feel very weak and small or being belittled or something along those lines (it has to be in a certain way, it has to be good, i know it when i see it). also sometimes psychological manipulation or gaslighting, whatever. but then it doesnt even go anywhere. it never even escapes the psychological realm. i dont really care for physical injury or anything. and i dont even want to involve myself, i would just want to watch (or hear about it in depth), and then i feel satisfied even though there was nothing sexual involved whatsoever. i dont know why im such a neuter or what this means for me. its taken me this long to even reach this conclusion because for most of my life ive been unable to place any kind of sex drive at all, but ive realized recently that this "enjoyment" is distinctive physically and emotionally compared to enjoyment of other things. (i am very stupid.) hope this makes some degree of sense.
No. 339917
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>>339893It's because it's cute when boys are in pain
No. 339998
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Not exactly a fetish, but whatever this sex is… i want it.
No. 340098
>>340097>having a closeted husband who likes underage boysNow that one I haven't hear before. Impressive.
>as a woman I shouldn't like anal at allDefine should. I think it's just rare. For me it feels really good, and as a teenager
I went for the ass even before I discovered I have a clit. No. 340273
>>340125ayrt
because I spent most of my teens lusting after boys my own age, and some of the material that really made an impression was (predictably) very pedo-y.
>>340175you get it, nona. I too have accepted that this isn't a thing i can really do irl anymore because of the associated risks, but porn is for dreaming.
No. 340358
>>340175Samefag and sorry in advance for shitting up the thread. I’d sworn never to do anal again and was over the moon when my current nigel never asked me for it. That is until I learned he apparently tried anal with his ex a couple of times a decade ago, which was when he realized it’s not for him. This has
triggered the latent BPD inside of me and I now want him to fuck me in the ass at least once, despite him saying he has no desire to do so. His dick is big and will cause anorectal violence for sure. Someone Sigmund Freud some sense into me.
As for kink, I'm not sure what it's called but some variation of bored ignored/freeuse maybe. I wanna start fondling him while we are watching tv or he's playing video-games or something, having him focus on something while I pleasure him until it's too much and he gives in. Or he can do it to me. It's not that far out there, but for some reason I'm still embarrassed to bring up this fantasy.
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>>339130I want to fuck my aunts husbands brains out, i would obviously never do it, its obvious he wants it too. The sexual tension is off the charts.
I have a thing for taken men, i dont act on it though; its the conquest part that excites me and the thrill of being able to corrupt an otherwise good man and show him as the depraved sex obsessed, depraved moid he is.
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Double post because lolcow wont let me delete, i wasnt finished though.
>>339130I want to fuck my aunts husbands brains out, i would obviously never do it, its obvious he wants it too. The sexual tension is off the charts. I also want to fuck all my friends boyfriends, or any guy i see in public with a partner(not fags or ugly moids though)
I guess i have a thing for taken men (i dont act on it); its the conquest part that excites me and the thrill of being able to corrupt an otherwise good man and show him as the sex obsessed, depraved moid he is. Single moids bore me, there is no challenge since they will fuck anything.
No. 340382
>>340326The Nazi uniforms weren't designed by Hugo boss, only manufactured.
They were designed by Walter Heck and Karl Diebitsch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Heckhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Diebitsch No. 340383
>>340326The
>>340330 nona is right, I do have a fetish both for the uniforms and the authority/military aspect. I can't say exactly why but they are sexy in a sinister way. Of course I am talking about the young good looking ones, and I gotta say I have masturbated myself thinking about one fucking me, not my proudest orgasm. I am not even aryan, they would shoot me at sight but damn they looked good and look commanding and are absolutely evil and because I am a retard, I am attracted sexually by that.
No. 340509
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Christian imagery, especially depictions of male suffering and martyrdom. I find paintings and statues depicting Jesus and different saints very attractive, I'm not a believer though. It's specifically christian male suffering because it's willing on their part. The aesthetics are beautiful too of course. Religious poetry is always very sensual so I assume there are actual Christian women who share my sentiment.
I'm not actually ashamed of this but it's looked down on and I live in a catholic country so I can't be open about this lol I'm into priest robes too and I've always wanted to have sex inside a church or a chapel. Picrel is Saint Sebastian
No. 340515
>>340509This is very normal for women I think. Not Christian, but grew up having similar thoughts about Prometheus, although the non-con element was definitely arousing in that case.
'Femdom' tends to be more about the female dominating rather than 'Malesub', so it's understandable that a woman would rather gravitate towards known images of wounded males than femdom porn.
No. 340547
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>>340515Yes, "femdom" content is never focused on male suffering and submission, it's just women servicing moids' fetishes. I think the nonconsensual suffering elicits something in me as well but part of why I like the willingness of it (and the fact they get no pleasure from it so it's not inherently sexual) is because of my most unachievable fantasy -
a selfless man with pure intentions. If he's willing to sacrifice himself and spread himself open in pain like in picrel then is capable of actual love and devotion.
This is also why I sometimes find the figure of Jesus alluring. It's a man who's supposed to be truly good hearted and kind. For me true submission is devotion therefore a truly submissive man submits because he wants nothing more than to do so. I guess it's more romantic than a fetish though.
>>340544Oh yeah, the taboo aspect of fucking a priest is nice too, I just focused on the robes in particular because I like them and because I associate priests with uggos and nonces kek. Although the most alluring part would have to do with devotion as well or rather being desired so much that he's willing to throw away all his faith and principles for me (this would require a pure moid with a strong moral system though). You'd be breaking him in a way, there would be desperation. I like that too, men in an emotional turmoil that is. They can't be whiny losers about it though, real scrotes are always selfish when they're emotional, I guess desiring someone and breaking the vow of chastity would be selfish too in a way but it would be a painful decision as well. And then he'd selflessly devote himself to me anyway so it would cancel out.
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>>340547This makes so much sense considering the strange conflicting emotions I experienced as a young Catholic (idk how else to phrase it), seeing depictions of Jesus suffering whether in art or in animation/video. The crucifixion really
nails it for me, because it's so disturbing; yet, it becomes familiar and normalized because it's also the religious expression of Jesus' pure selfishness and sacrifice.
Besides the torture aspect, male angels are depicted as basically androgynous and extremely soft, and they slay demons and protect women and children.
>>340591Having these expectations is basically why I've never been in a relationship.
No. 340674
>>340285An inflated bladder (from pee obviously) can press on the cervical walls and cause a pleasurable sensation.
Funnily enough I guess that's my shameful fetish. I like to hold large amounts of piss back and force it out then hold it back without actually peeing just to get that sensation and it almost makes me orgasm sometimes.
No. 340797
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I'm really turned on by women who act like a sleazy moid would towards other women. I remember reading in some novel, there was a seedy womanizer butch woman who said something like "Pretty girls are made to get fucked" and part of me felt repulsed by her words yet my pussy still kinda throbbed. I think there's just something kind of hot about them being generally kind of gross and sleazy about wanting sex idk. I'm also into lesbian rape but feel gross and ashamed about it. I think it might have something to do with my own shame of being attracted to women and fear of initiating anything. So the fantasy of being with a woman whose so blunt and aggressive sexually in her desire towards women (me) is kind of appealing.
No. 340800
>>339130I'm usually a domme, extreme domme but lately I've been wanting to be fucked by an extremely feminine man/a "trap". Something about being submissive to a trap that's extremely attractive turns me on.
I also really REALLY want be dating/fucking some famous streamer and he exposes me legs wide open to his followers/subscribers. I want to be embarrassed while he plays with me and shows me off and makes me cum directly on cam.
No. 340803
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Ok this is really embarrassing but I don't care anymore. I am a huge monsterfucking, like HUGE. Obviously I have a fetish for fucking monsters' and stuff, but it goes deeper than that. I have a huge thing for monsters cucking human men; human women prefer monsters over human men, and the monsters take pleasure in knowing they are leagues better than human men. I don't know if my hatred for men is the reason for this, but jfc does the humiliation of human males being replaced by monsters turn me on so much. Sometimes this cucking fetish is with males monsters preferring human females over female monsters, so human females are cucking females monsters of that species buuut its mostly with human males. Since I start to feel bad for getting off cucking other females, if even they aren't real.
No. 340817
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One of my biggest fantasies is to have a shadowy figure take my virginity. I just don't want to see a moids face during sex sometimes, the idea of someone totally unknown to the human world ravishing me turns me on so much.
No. 340823
>>340817Unsure if I wrote this or we share the same fantasy, I love you
nonnie I'm glad I'm not alone in this.
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>>340547>>340509I get you with the selfless suffering. These kind of religious paintings are very beautiful and sensual. I remember looking at an artbook as a girl and being fascinated by the St Sebastian paintings.
I don't get how he survived the arrow to the head in this one btw, but hey, if Phineas Gage survived…
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>>340823Great minds think alike nonna. Spoiler for sleep paralysis experience
Funnily enough, I've developed this fantasy after a particularly intense sleep paralysis session where I feel someone holding me down, putting his head between my chest, and caressing my tits. The weirdest thing is I only feel this thing when I slept naked, otherwise, I don't see it visiting me at all. No. 340893
>>340674Any chance you are actually a moid?
Because this sounds like a man's logic. This guy who was really into the fetish play of making me hold my pee. But that gave me zero pleasure. Only the need to pee, dhu.
I started wondering if men think that's supposed to be hot or something.
No. 340905
>>340833It's actually pretty common, especially among gay men
Mishima, for instance, but I've seen it pop regularly from different sources
No. 340928
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I think slightly inverted nipples like picrel are so cute. I have mostly seen them in hentai so it makes me feel a little coombrained, but my current guy has them and I just wanna nibble the nips
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>>340833>>340896Oh wow, he was cute, I didn't expect that
No. 341011
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>>340944>>340946I didn't get horny but as a kid when I would go on long car trips to the sea I would always have to hold in my pee. One time I developed a horrible UTI, but I had no idea what it was so I was peeing blood and it smelt like death for some time. That's up until this day I constantly drink tons of water and pee all the time, especially after sex.
picrel kinda started as a joke but we both got really into it. But I would never admit to anyone that I think it's hot for a guy to spit in my mouth when they are fucking me!!
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>>340893I don't think moids get pleasure from holding in piss kek. Also masturbating with a full bladder feels crazy. Sorry you don't experience it. You ever have a massive piss and it feels so good your eyes roll back? I don't know, maybe I'm just built different (better). Also pee fetishes are a common fetish for women. Males tend to be more into scat, probably due to having a prostate (??) I mean just look at how moids will spam scat gifs on cc when they're upset. Also there are a lot more moid-adjacent things in this thread than holding in pee…
No. 341089
>>341085I’m with
>>341088I’d say that if the male is underage, senile or mentally disabled then it counts as rape.
No. 341117
>>341107I like more the aftermath of male ryona because of my savior complex. I want to hear the sounds that a pretty boy with a nice voice would do as he gets punched in the gut and stabbed, and then, I want to save him from the danger.
I want to see his face all swollen, his blood messing up his clothes and I want to hear him whimpering as I try to help him.
No. 341127
>>341088Then Hugh Hefner is a rape
victim, getting head at 90 and all?
No. 341140
Nonas I have something so insane to say related to MtFs. I sort of get off on their misery?
>>339219 This too, maybe I just have a fetish for males ruining their own lives and myself + women coming out on top
I just want to verbally accost them. Can't tell if it's all schadenfreude that I'm confusing with arousal because I've never gotten off to it. It just makes me feel overwhelmed
Before someone calls me disgusting, I actively rebuke my desire to degrade males and trannies sexually IRL because I know a handful of them are probably actually into it since their "identity" was birthed from sissy hypno porn
No. 341195
makes me wonder if there's a market for a sort of beat em up, dating sim, healing game.
Choose the character you want to have a bad end, he becomes miserable, hurt, sad, cut, bloody, bruised throughout the VN.
gets found out by someone, gets rescued, gets healed up, loyal via stockholmed affection.
Maybe the game ends with the rescuer woman packing away some clothes, showing the same mask the attacker wore.
>I feel that a good few would love that sort of game
No. 341241
I have such a big stalking fetish. I can't stop thinking about following a cute innocent guy in the early evening, preferably during winter so I can bundle up in a less suspicious disguise. But trying to hide my heavy panting walking close behind him, bonus points if he's listening to music and unaware of my presence, he'd slowly realise, his pace quickening, he'd think about running but that's so emasculating to be running from a tiny girl like myself. He'd just have to tensely walk home with me behind, worrying if I'm a threat or not, maybe I'd sneak an inhale of him whilst he waits to cross the road. I'd distance myself as he arrives home, mentally taking note so I could terrorise him again at another time. I wouldn't rape him necessarily, just the thought of really freaking a guy out is so hot to me, maybe one day he snaps and tries to confront me and some sort of hate sex ensues or one day I turn up randomly on his door and I have my way with him. I don't really think that far kek, but the more of a loser the moid is, the better.
No. 341243
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Masks, specifically gask masks. I'm not into the pegging that a lot of femdom stuff focuses on, I just like the idea of using a man like a human sex toy lmao
No. 341265
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Fucking insecure men aged 50+ (not necessarily even hot ones) and seeing them reduced to a stuttering and humiliated mess, it turns me on so fucking much I haven't been able to get this turned on by sex with moids my age. I know it's 100% an internal power trip because I'll never be able to be more domineering in daily life as a woman in a male-dominated industry and this has been my fucked up outlet and constant fantasy.
No. 341358
i have a fetish for being dismembered. i think it was because i was groomed online. or because i was never wanted by others before my so-called "expiration date". maybe i need help, but it's too late. it's like my brain is set in stone, and i'm too old to be considered desirable by anyone anyway.
an attractive man (or woman, doesn't matter) who wants me so much that his yearning for me drives him psychotic. when he finally has me all to himself, alone, and no one can hear me scream, he stabs me, disembowels me, pleasures himself through my gaping, bleeding wounds. he licks my blood off his fingers and lets me have a taste. maybe he chops my limbs off and uses my own amputated hands to stimulate me. maybe he pulls all my organs out and plays with them. maybe he cuts my eye out and fucks the socket until i die from brain damage. he acts out of a burning hatred for my naivete and assumed innocence around sex. but also because he wants me so badly, he wants to wear me, and he wants to make sure no one else can have me. to me it's about being wanted with a sprinkling of gore. this fetish is impractical, lethal and cringe. but that's what this thread is for.
No. 341380
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>>341358aight enough lolcor for today
No. 341389
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>>341358do you also have a cannibal fetish where you want to be eaten? i have heard there’s a cafe for that
No. 341390
>>341358i would let
ezra miller do that to me
No. 341397
>>341382>Only in the safety of my mind is it an acceptable action. pretty much this.
>>341389cannibalism teeters into vore territory and is therefore not for me.
No. 341418
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I want a bf who loves me
No. 341447
>>341438ayrt, kek that's so funny, I've had a similar thing happen. My friends and I used to follow this one moid a lot for fun & he would take different routes home to try and avoid us. One time after we lost track of him, I saw him, I just stared him down and once he walked past we both turned our heads to look at each other. The shock/fear in his face was so funny when we met eyes and I started grinning at him. Best thing was that he was with his wife too kek
>>341444It depends, if you want to be safe just make sure you can be seen and they're aware of your presence, make sure they've seen you around multiple times. If this is just a one time thing to just freak a guy out, be close enough to make them uncomfortable but not enough to where they can step aside and let you walk past. Staring is key, make eye contact if you can, I like to stare and get their attention before following so they definitely know I'm there. It's fun if you're following the same guy for awhile though. If they wear headphones I usually like to get a little closer since they probably can't hear me behind them.
No. 341453
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>>341444check out CC's female creep thread
nonnie No. 341744
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>>341735Don't worry, even if you did talk to men, they still wouldn't have sex because the male libido nowadays is fucking atrocious and males are useless and don't know how to flirt, banter, or even have simple conversations. Especially the attractive ones. They're socially gay and their sexuality is porn. I'm sorry.
My fetish I'm "ashamed" of is raping these moids. Thank you.
No. 341808
>>341050Not gonna lie nonna, female on male rape is my exact kink. It's so hard to find any content for it, though… I also really like it when it has a breeding element to it, like the chick forces the guy to cum inside her and impregnate her.
I have this fantasy of a succubus raping a priest and making him betray his vow of chastity while he cums in her over and over. I can't find ANYTHING that even remotely resembles this, though.
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The fetish I’m really ashamed of is the expansion fetish. Basically, I like when women get fat. It’s embarrassing and stupid, and I’m not sure if I want to be the one that watches or the one that gets fat. Also, it’s unsafe, and most of force-feed stuff is very cringy.
Also, at some point I also got into impregnation porn. That is, the part where the woman’s belly swells up.
God, just typing it made me cringe.
No. 342206
>>342189I mostly prefer comics. When it’s real life people, like in “My 600 lb life”, it’s too much… Pun intended.
I think around 300 lb is the threshold for me.
No. 342213
>>342211I have no idea who tifkun is, sorry…
But why “kun”? I though this board was woman-only. Did you assume I was a guy?
No. 342247
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>>339893I get it. I too get off to moids being in distress or in pain. Doesn’t matter if it’s physical or mental as long as they’re in anguish or they’re suffering. Bonus points if they’re completely helpless or pathetic. I know it’s weird and concerning but in a way it’s so very therapeutic to me. With that being said, any media recommendations?
No. 342255
>>342247NTA and I swear there has never been such a huge concentration of sadistic women on lc before
I remember the stray anon here and there commiserating with me on /ot/ about wanting to kidneypunch a guy. The element of unexpected surprise, being the aggressor for once, is definitely therapeutic but wanting to beat or psychologically torture someone is also kind of intimate, like a fucked up intense outpouring of pure love. I'd never act on it since real moids are worth absolutely nothing but it's hard to explain to normies. Horror movies with male final girls kind of fill the niche since they're usually broken and covered in blood by the end.
No. 342925
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ever since i saw this coomer artwork i’ve had recurring fantasies about being raped by goblins
i don’t choose to think about it (i’d stop if i could), the fantasy just comes to me and makes me wet
No. 343001
I'm ashamed to say this, nonnas, but I'm into diapers. I hope I don't sound like a moid in explaining this, but I love the idea of that one aspect being taken away from me. I don't like the frilly, baby shit; I prefer the sterile, cold medical setting. I want my partner to tell me it's something I have to do, because it's for my own good. Just lovingly, but sternly, forcing me to wear one, and changing me when the inevitable happens. No poop, because that's too far and gross, but wetting is ok.
No. 343299
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I rp'd an scenario where I ingested 2lts of a male character's cum. At first he simply put his cum onto cups that I would promptly drink, then he suggested jizzing directly on my mouth, we were at it for like an hour or so, then he suggested jizzing on my pussy. I did all this at chai
TL;DR: I've a severe cum fetish
No. 343320
>>343292>anthro planeAbsolutely not, planes are sexy as they are
>>343298No, jumbo jet
>>343289I kinda wish I kept them. Part of the appeal was how the AI described me slipping away and getting consumed into the plane. I remember the post-nut clarity hitting me so hard kek
No. 343380
>>343377what about this is trannyish? the idea of bringing a fetish into everyday life even though it is inconvenient? if that's what you meant i see how it's like agp sorta but i don't think this is nearly as dangerous and is not antifeminist at all. not trying to argue i just want to understand your view, tell me if I got you wrong.
>>343375thanks for the encouragement, good to know that in an emergency you can still hold it. how long have you been doing this? have you had any bad side effects or anything I should worry about?
No. 343391
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>>343327I used the word "fluids" instead of cum, also, the filter is usually fixated on banning piv so as my fetish doesn't really involve direct sexual contact I didn't got many strikes, plus if the bot is already willing (my character is canonically unhinged) it will do its best to avoid getting caught too
No. 343616
>>343602I imagine the twist in this is that the boyfriend/husband/fantasy man finds out the truth of all of these deaths being caused by you but it's too late as the next reset happens his memory of finding out is gone.
True 9s style neir automata suffering
No. 343617
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>>343602tfw no kenny mccormick bf… or even…
>picreliykyk
No. 343632
>>343602Either you read too much Higurashi or played too much Nier Automata
Or read too much Hidan fanfiction
Not that I would know
No. 343653
>>343314Yeah I watch it. Trying my best to stop though I'm not successful yet. And it's mostly the few trannies that do pass
>>343315They are the closest thing we have to IRL futa. I wish I knew how to put down the hentai, maybe then I wouldn't have these deranged thoughts
No. 343701
>>343001I imagine this happening to my crush so often! He hates it and cries into his pillow as the nurses wipe him clean. Ideally he'd be in an intensive care unit, and the nurses feed him like a baby because he can't use his arms or something too. "Independent boyboss turned bedridden" is a common trope among women I think. But the gross type men like with pedobait is totally different.
Personally, I also like brain damage. Iq loss. Wiping the drool off his chest with wet wipes. Making him sit in his soiled nappies if he resists too much. I imagine him resisting being spoon-fed by the nurses, only for them to tube feed him as a last resort. I'd slip some laxatives in his boyslop and watch his face twist in horror as he realizes what just happened. The caretakers, being professionals, mechanically begin undressing him. The contrast between his hysterics and their expertise. They wipe him down like a toddler, not a care in the world for his shrieking and sobbing. Maybe they pat him on the back and tell him it happens to the best of us. Now he's all alone. The diaper is a little too tight and he can't sleep.
No. 343781
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>>343701>>343734I have parallel yet opposing thoughts about a cute helpless boy covered in wounds begging and crying to me for help. I nurse him back to health the best I can as he's completely helpless and weeping. Preferably he is very beautiful. I tuck his hurting, pained body into bed or on the couch or something and kiss his tear-stained lips. I check up on him throughout the night. Maybe I will spoon him and feel his warm damaged body as he lightly groans with pain in his sleep. He becomes indebted to me for the rest of his life because of how I helped him. His love is eternal and pure.
No. 343817
>>343781Uber based,
nonnie, I also think about this a lot. I just want a cute guy with a bloody nose and bruised body to love me forever and ever.
No. 343946
>>343935This is beautiful
nonny. I hope you don't mind if I steal that fantasy.
No. 343972
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had a dream where they were playing brothers in a nonexistent film, had a threesome with me. and it was, unfortunately, very hot
No. 344086
Idk that I’d call these fetishes but some kinks I’m ashamed of are:
- Wanting to pee in someones lap. I want them to degrade and humiliate me for it, emphasize how I made such an annoying mess and everything. I want to cry from it. But I also want them to stay holding me through it all and be turned on.
- Hugging stuffies during sex. I just think it’s cute and makes me feel helpless, like if my hands are occupied then he’s not expecting me to do anything. I can just relax and feel good. The gross part is that I like how it’s vaguely ddlg-ish, like I’d want him to say stuff like “aw is baby feeling it? Does she need her stuffy to comfort her while she takes it?”. But like, I hate that kink so it’s the mix of “ew I’m disgusting for liking this” and “I do feel comforted” that does it for me.
- Big time, free use. Setting up a party where I’d waitress in some skimpy dress and anyone can touch me, fuck me, whenever. I want to be bent over the coffee table while there’s like six other people around and some of them are watching, masturbating, but others are just chatting like normal.
Basically anything that is about taking control away, I'm ashamed to like it so much.
No. 344087
>>344086thank you for telling me about the second one, i think it's hot too but i can see why it's autopedophilic shayna tier
1 and 3 are definitely fetishes
No. 344128
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>>344124in the dream they both had huge dicksI'm bi and hate that this is my favorite male phenotype, they are both disgusting humans
No. 344228
>>341106I'd say it's a pretty childish thing, not necessarily scrotey. When I was young, maybe 14, I downloaded the program and one of the first things my retarded hentai-addicted brain wanted to do was pose
Miku (I'm sorry Miku) in a vaguely lewd manner and that was enough fap material for me. That's also something I'm deeply ashamed of
No. 344520
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This unironically.
I vote it's that anon and Jared Leto. Sorry, he's the hotter one to me.
No. 345869
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>>345865The uproar you caused today
No. 346154
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>>346115I like the idea of making a moid cry, possibly by giving him a big, vicious spanking. I dunno about sobs, but I have a specific boy in mind I'd love to see cry. I just know he cries himself to sleep and I know he ugly cries too, his face churning and wrinkling up into an unsightly mess, wondering why he's so unlucky… I bet he'd bury his face into my hair or my neck and soothe himself against my warmth. Then he'd look at me with juicy tears trapped in his long, thick eyelashes. Ugly boy. Hideous even when he isn't crying. He'd probably look at me with such need and trust. I guess I could comfort him to dryness. Hold his small, skinny, trembling body, his heart beating as fast as a rabbit's due to his excessive caffeine intake and the nervousness of reaching out for help. Blinking hard to rid his dark eyes of tears so he can see me more clearly, to know if it's real.
No. 346375
>>346369t. pickme masochist seething
>>346363>Shameful because I feel like there's definitely something wrong with meabsolutely not
No. 346395
I like to imagine myself as an oppressed colonial woman living at my father’s estate, constantly being pursued and harassed by other uptight, misogynistic white men. I have a secret, lewd affair with an impossibly sexy native boy. Wearing very historically inaccurate themed fetish wear. Revealing loincloth and leather chaos and his smooth, muscled chest painted with intricate designs, long black hair, very serious expression, but he is often jovial and treats me like a friend and equal. He’s gonna pound me so fucking hard all the townsfolk will hear it.
We would elope and live an idyllic life in a small, secluded cottage deep in the mountains.
I guess it is a “racist” fetish, ti be attracted to “the other” as a woman, but there’s really no abuse involved and no hatred or desire for conquest. I couldn’t tell most people this about me. It’s sad how unashamed scrotes are spreading their “colonizer” memes but us fantasy brown man yumes are shamed excessively.
No. 346404
>>346363Based.
>>346395>all the townsfolk will hear itMega based
No. 346548
>>346473>Im the anon they were replying toSo you're not the one I was replying to.
>You misinterpreted to the postHow would you know this when you're not the one who made it? If anything, you're the one who misinterpreted my post since you have no context for what the janny did
No. 346624
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>>346548Nta but I'm the one who posted
>>346384 and am not a janny. Wtf do jannies even have to do with anything? I just pointed out that crazier shit has been posted and used that as one example.
No. 346984
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I think I have a weight gain/stuffing fetish and I'm so fucking ashamed of it, it seems like a few other nonas share the same sentiment as me too. It's so weird to me because I hate fat/obese people in real life, I find them disgusting, but gaining like 10-20 pounds wouldn't be so bad? I don't mind if it's fat or muscle. Both are hot to me. I dunno. I tried looking for content of it on tumblr but it's too extreme for me and ends up grossing me the fuck out.
For stuffing, I think what really makes me like it is the idea of having a full stomach, but being stuffed in real life is like actual fucking torture and it makes me vomit. Pretty sure it's unhealthy as fuck to do, too.
What really makes me hate the kink though is that every time I masturbate to a scenario like that, my body thinks that I've eaten a meal, and I could use that fantasy to prevent myself from being hungry or eating. And it's got me concerned because I've became underweight (most likely due to stress but the fetishes don't help either). I wish I could fantasize about other stuff but it's hard.
Maybe it's all copium for me to be at a healthy weight again, I dunno. kek
No. 347071
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I'm straight and have a bf but I love dumb bimbos with big breasts. I love that stereotypical valley girl accent and absolutely love stupid women especially if they're clumsy. I think it stems from being bullied by these types of girls in school idk but they're so hot and I flick it to bimbo porn
No. 347094
>>346957I do feel it's predatory in the end…
There is no non TQ infested lesbian community where I live so it's just fantasy too on my side.
Still there is to me something so fondamentaly hot about making a woman feel and see that her natural body is perfect as it is. Her discovering she can set boundaries to her body which can be respected by her partner, wanting to try something new or backing out of it if she don't feel ready. Someone who started from such a low point, and learn from another woman how even if we are in style an personality different, we can share positive experience with our bodies.
No. 347376
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i have a huge thing for women in military unifroms (ashamed of it because most of content including this fetish is made by moids for moids)
No. 347521
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Fat regal men. Yes. It can be a king or another very powerful figure; once I had a dream about a fat principal seducing me. I love the idea of sitting on their lap while they spoil and pamper me and maybe more. Treating me like i'm pure luxury.
Feeding and fat fetishism is gross but for this fantasy, the fatness adds to the whole opulent older man gimmick. He has to be attractive and not too old though.
No. 347530
>>347521I'm a fatfucker and even though this particular scenario is not my cup of tea…
nonnie, I feel you. It's nice to see people who get it too, cause it feels like itt you can want to be raped, strangled or fuck your dad and it's okay… but the time you say that fat guys are hot, that's it, you crossed the line.
well, fuck you anons, I still want to fuck fat guys and I feel no shame at this point No. 347540
>>347539True, but now that I think about it, I guess this thread is the best form of containment for them since it's fetishes you're
ashamed of… it's just such a shock to see something like this
>>347521 be implied to be handsome.
No. 347547
Update from last thread
>>336289 I admitted to my boyfriend that I imagined him as my brother (I'm an only child). I was convinced he'd leave me over it and be disturbed, but he said he didn't care. He also offered catering to it, but I fervently declined, because it's too embarrassing. He still teased me about it sometimes, so I just pretended to not be bothered. He quickly stopped. Fantasizing is one thing, but I don't think I'd actually enjoy roleplaying it atm. Maybe in the future I'll take him up on it and it's generally nice to know he accepts me. I don't think it's really a red flag he's okay with it, he'll generally do anything to cater to my tastes. Just didn't expect him to even be okay with that.
No. 347559
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>>347376Same. Technically there's nothing to be ashamed of, except that my sexual awakening to this fetish was through Mozart's Marriage of Figaro and I still get way too flustered whenever I see it or hear one of the arias.
No. 347570
>>347522It's such a cool movie right?
>>347530Totally. The amount of shit you get for wanting to fuck a fat guy is ridiculous. I once got shamed by dragonfuckers of all people for wanting an idealized anime fatboy… Not even furrys, but like, so-called "radfem lesbians"
No. 347701
>>347680Maybe I should have clarified this more but I didn't see porn at all until some "basic" like cheesecake anime pictures and one live like amateur cheerleaders/football player video until age 14 and then purposefully avoided i
"mature" stuff online until like 20- that's when I encountered this kind of stuff via fanfictions and that's where it really took hold, in my early twenties for the past like more than a decade I increasingly both read way more fics like that and looked at live and drawn porn, read those kind of fics, etc way more than I ever did before then
No. 347983
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I want a manic psycho redhead straight out of some work of fiction to become obsessed with me and do sado-masochistic shit to me, preferably involving biting and licking and bloodplay
No. 348031
>>347983Same
nonnie and I am tired of pretending I don't
No. 348101
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>>348098kek I think he's great on the eyes but to each their own
No. 348154
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posting this here because it's such a middle school cliche type of "fetish" and that's why i'm ashamed. but man do i love smokers. i've only ever tried to once in my early teens and i've never did it again since, i'm more of an observing secondhand enjoyer kek. it's just so attractive to me despite knowing about the health effects coming from a country with one of the highest tobacco smoking rates and close family members that raised me that have also been extreme chainsmokers, i am well aware of what that entails and eventually looks like. i actually used to be really averse to people like that due to that fact but something's been switched in my head as of late and it's literally the sexiest thing to me in the world. i want to be peer pressured into smoking again, this time by a woman. i know how sheltered and juvenile this makes me sound, but i think that's part of what appeals me, how opposite that is to me, that and knowing the dgaf about their "safety", for lack of a better word (i'm immature and it's hot to me) i can only picture myself with a smoker and i'm only interested in that type and i'm jilling to the idea of using cigs during sex, being made to smoke, getting the fumes blown in my face, burning, all of it i'm immediately attracted to smokers once i know and unfortunately that has sometimes extended to celebrities. it's like aphrodisiac catnip to me, i want to pounce kek
i don't feel the same way at all about potheads and i hate people who smoke vapes the most (castrated faggot behavior regardless of sex), it's only with cigarettes, cigars, cigarillos… i also collect imagery of people smoking like an edgy tumblr teenager but not extensively. it's mostly women but i felt like my picrel was more apt, sorry for the moid kek i like that it can be chic and classy just as it can be the complete opposite — "trashy".
No. 348182
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School uniforms. If i ever get the misfortune of getting horny enough that i am willing to lose my sorcerer status for some dick, it's going to be with some taxiboy or whatever the male equivalent of ladies of the night is in some cute school uniform. I dont know if its the porn brainrot from schlicking to japanese gay porn of twinks larping as school boys or going to private school or just the fact i like uniforms and cute clothing and male slutwear is all cringe as fuck or just crossdressing femboyshit garbage.
No. 348186
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>>348185its a japanese school uniform, its from some acc of a cosplayer. I just like the sweater over the blazer.
No. 348213
>>348182School uniforms like this
are really cute and look so cozy, too. Unfortunately any boy wearing a uniform is likely to be under 18 and then after they graduate they go back to wearing the ugly shit their parents dressed them in when they were 5 (washed out t-shirt and long khaki shorts combo, maybe basketball shorts if they want to be bold and brave)
>>348191KEK
>>348196She said she's a sorcerer though
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Dragons. Argonians. Help.
No. 348975
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>>348774I would not consider this a problem
No. 348978
>>348977samefag… to make it more shameful, in my fantasies she has baby fever and is really desperate for me to get her pregnant.
She’d tell me to press right up on her cervix and I’d do it but hold her steady to make sure I don’t poke her there too hard. I know it’s unhealthy but I wish so bad I had a dick, If I could feel something like that I could die happy. Ugh idk why this fantasy does it for me so much.
No. 349046
>>348977>>348978Honestly, same.
>>349037I'm sure anon is aware of the pipeline and doing her best to avoid it. The fact she's posting her fantasy here specifically indicates that she is. Let the woman coom.
No. 349075
>>349037im ta and I don't think it's auto androphilia because it's not the thought of myself as the opposite sex that turns me on (like it is for the TIMs and yaoi aidens). The thing that turns me on is getting to have a mating interaction interaction with the woman I like. I know people would call me homophobic for saying this but woman/woman interactions don't really satisfy my subconscious in the same way. I know this is an extremely controversial fetish to voice, but what can I say, that's why I put it in this thread.
>>349041Yeah you're probably right that it wouldn't be as intense. But i wouldn't really mind that tbh, I just want to be able to go inside of her.
No. 349349
…stomach sounds. When I was a little girl, I found a lot of comfort hugging my mom and putting my head on her tummy. When she wasn’t around, I’d put on headphones and listen to stomach audio while hugging a pillow to mimic the feeling of comfy.
Then puberty happened, I stopped cuddling, and on a lonely night, I tried to do the pillow and stomach sounds thing as a tween, and I got a new feeling of horny instead. I had a phone by then with unlimited internet access, and suddenly, instead of normal stomach audio with a black screen, now it’s sexy women??? It just morphed from there.
It’s not a fetish that really gets me 0-100 in a second, but if I’m cuddling with a pretty girl and I can hear her stomach, gid it’s so hot. It just makes me flustered. I’m not into any nasty shit like gas/farting, I just enjoy hearing a pretty woman’s tummy grumbling
No. 349358
>>349353I also have that fetish and it’s almost the same, but also kind of the power dynamic. I like shrinking, not same size, so the idea of a giant woman making me entirely hers is hot. I’m not always into digestion, just the idea of being so close to a woman, buried where nobody can see or bother me. It’s almost like the ultimate form of cuddling.
Sometimes, I like digestion, but not when it’s me personally, it has to be someone else. I’d love to feed tiny versions of my enemies to a woman I love, knowing that they are gonna suffer in her body, where as I get to have it comfortable. It’s even better when the tiny person really deserves it, I read a fic where a woman has a sexist boss and she shrinks him down, swallows him, and he dies horribly inside her while she makes out with the secretary he bothers.
Sorry for fetish sperging, I promise I’m a normal person outside of my kinks
No. 349428
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Need a fat fuck to pin me down and put me in a mating press to fill my womb over and over, until i'm leaking
No. 349754
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i need this random tiktoker to never say anything and just open his mouth with the intent to lick my clit for hours, i want to skip classes just so he could eat my pussy. I need him to use his mouth only to please me, he should never speak. If anyone ever ask him anything he can only answer if his mouth is on my genitals
No. 349801
>>349750I’m into it both ways. It’s not too extreme but I would love to be in a relationship where I can use consensual hypnosis long-term on a moid, but plant little seeds here and there for what I would like him to be/do until he thinks he’s the one who came up with those ideas, then reinforce them through hypnosis at his own request. I’d only influence him for the better lol. Also implanting
trigger words and using them in everyday situations seems fun. Me and my nigel do yoga classes together and part of it is like a guided meditation, so I feel like he’d already be susceptible to it but idk how to bring it up lol. I think as long as you have a willing subject it’s not too hard to learn. Sadly most moids who are already into hypno are either doms or sissies.
No. 349832
>>348154Me too the way they drag on it, how they look smoking, and the smell of smoke I can’t help it but it just perfection to me but I would never ever make my partner smoke for sake his Health and I love him to much to get cancer.
The amount of times I would just befriend smokers and join them for a chat at lunch just so I can watch them smoke. Always the older guys aged 30-50 they are always so kind too and have so many stories
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>>349799true, but my ideal fat guy is a drug addicted comedian who wants to kill himself, so blondies like chris farley are ok if they play into it.
No. 349909
>>349904my irl waifu has a big nose with a bump in it and same. In particular I’ve always had a thing for (hang on, gotta google the term…) “alar creases.” I think they’re so sexy it drives me a little crazy. Also (and I couldn’t find a term for this— I think my nose fetishism is outdoing the capabilities of the English language) I am really into the part where the sides of the nose bridge flare out to join into the plane of the face.
I saw that person in /ot/ be like
>no one actually thinks these noses are pretty they’re just pretending to keep us from getting plastic surgeryand I’m like… if you knew the acts I want to do to those noses you would pass out and have to be revived with smelling salts like a 19th century noblewoman
No. 350054
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I am sexually attracted to keyboards. When I see a really nice looking keyboard, my brain naturally moves to "but can I fuck it? I want to fuck it." I think about how I'd (gently) hump the edges and rub the board on myself while cuddling it. The kinds I love most are mechanical keyboards that are so plain that they fit perfectly in an office environment, or keyboards that are so garish and hypebeast-looking while preserving some nice round edges. I love loudly girlish and round keyboards the most. It's a dirty fantasy of mine to be straddling a cute keyboard and violating it over and over. Sometimes I think of having an orgy with a bunch of the keyboards that I've saved in my pictures folder, just going absolutely ham on messing with every single one of them in one go. I want to do this but buying 5 keyboards is not cheap, especially since they're mostly tiktok mass shilled kind of shit (my regular tastes in keyboards is better than this, I swear).
I have a keyboard that I really loved since I was a very young teen, I bought a second one awhile back that simply functions as the 'fuck keyboard' to me. I'd rub myself on her sometimes and then cuddle her while masturbating to completion. Stuff like taking in her metallic and almost sharp scent as I kiss her and I also press her keys to hear her 'make sounds' as I do all of this. I actually feel dopamine in my head and body rise when I hug either my actual keyboard gf or the fuck board when I'm feeling touch starved. Not all keyboards get me this way though, and I only own that one keyboard that I like that way, other keyboards I have are just keyboards to me.
I recently got a discord e-gf that I'll be visiting next year and she knows that I have this odd fetish, how do I convince her that an FFK (female, female, keyboard) threesome is a good idea? I think it will be a fun and emotionally fulfilling experience, but she thinks it's schizo and weird.
No. 350057
>>350054Anon if your girl isn't down for hot and heavy FFK action then is she even worth it? Your relationship might be functional, but would it be fulfilling? There are women out there who will be enthusiastic about your fetish
like me, I find it adorable or excited to participate just because she loves you and knows it's important to you. No matter what happens I hope you both have a nice time together and that you have a long and happy life with your keyboards. Can you post some more pics of your favourites? I'd love to see some of the ones you'd select for an orgy, perhaps a collection of 5 that you think look especially sexy together.
No. 350068
>>349909Please describe the acts you'd like to do with those noses.
>>350054Fuck it, I'd join a FFK threesome
No. 350082
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>>350057> but would it be fulfilling?It would be an interesting experience to have a threesome at least once (but more would be fantastic). I think I could live without it… For now I'm looking to improve or enhance my solo experience, I'll 3D print keycaps that can act as a harness for sex toys sometime soon. For now I live with fantasies about:
>her using my breasts as a table and typing on one of the keyboards while tribbing me>sharing a keyboard to hump>sandwiching a keyboard while fingering each other>eating her out while riding a keyboardor even go as far as a full on orgy like:
>kissing one keyboard while rubbing another on my chest as she pleasures meI can only dream…
> post some more pics of your favouritesMy picture collection isn't that big, but I would like to have a theme going on. Like matching colors with similar bezels/style. I also like older big bezel retro classic keyboards so I included it in the image.
>>350068kek based
No. 350135
>>350082>3D print keycaps that can act as a harness for sex toysAmazing! Then you'll be able to ride her, that sounds like a lot of fun (and a lot of clacking)
>picsGreat choices, they're all very nicely designed and they give a good sense of your tastes. The Macintosh is definitely my favourite and the keycaps on the top left are gorgeous. I love the font choice like wow.
>her using my breasts as a table and typing on one of the keyboards while tribbing meDoes it matter what she's typing? For me straight gibberish/keymashing would not be satisfying. I'm torn between copying my favourite passages from literature and trying to keep a written record of the sexual encounter, likely devolving into gibberish and keymashing as the climax approaches.
Does the function of the keyboard (typing) matter less than the sounds produced? Are you aroused differently by the sounds of measured typing, slow typing, banging, mashing, etc.? Sorry for asking so many questions and inserting my own ideas, l'm just so intrigued.
No. 350140
>>350054having a gf with a cute fetish like this sounds fun to me as someone with a paraphilia myself
hypnosis, but i don't think you can really convince someone else unless they enjoy seeing how into it you are. if she thinks the fact you're into it is unappealing, might not work well.
No. 350245
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I want to kidnap, torture, rape and kill men. I am glad I am alive in 2023 and not the 70s, because i often think about how if I didn't have the internet to distract me I would definetly be some sort of female Dahmer. I don't know how I turned out so sadistic, I don't really hate men and all my friends are male, they just give me the worst cute aggression reaction.
>ouch the edge
I am as ashamed as you are right now nonny…
No. 350249
>>350246Dont worry, no modern man is worth getting life in jail.
>>350247>how would you kidnap the taller and bigger than you scrotesKnock him out or something, I think thats how male killers who killed other grown men did it.
>what would you do with the stinking rotting bodies?If its the 70s just drop them somewhere to rot.
No. 350262
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>>350250They are unheard of, but Joanna Christine Dennehy comes close. She specifically killed men and apparantly she spends her time in prison writing erotic fiction about that.
No. 350328
>>350135>straight gibberish/keymashing would not be satisfyingIt won't be for me either because I CAN tell when someone is doing that. There's a structure in typing and I hope she can at least type at 60wpm for the optimal speed for nice sounds. 100+wpm might be too fast to be relaxing but it might work if the pace of sex is going faster, would fit the rhythm and intensity!
>I'm torn between copying my favourite passages from literature and trying to keep a written record of the sexual encounter, likely devolving into gibberish and keymashing as the climax approaches. oh my god this is so fucking amazing KEK I love your mind nona…
>matter less than the sounds produced?I generally like the sounds produced, but I think it's hot that someone is typing on a keyboard while they're fucking me. Like how scrotes have their gaming + sex fantasies. I never had the chance to experiment with sounds much since I can't exactly type while having sex with my keyboard… But I've put on headphones with recorded audios of typing sounds of the keyboard to listen to while masturbating with it. So I'd say just general typing works best, but your suggestion is even better… Thank you for unlocking a new fantasy in my brain!
>mashingwould be okay…
>bangingNO. DO NOT HURT THE KEYBOARD. Why would you ever abuse mankind's greatest invention?!
No. 350345
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I feel so basic sometimes. I just wanna be manhandled and bitten and licked. I want a man to pick me up and flip me around like a ragdoll
No. 350402
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I wanna have sex with a fat tif that doesn't pass and validate her fetishes, call her my man and a cute boy while she humps me and eats me out. Bonus points if they are the type that tries to act like an edgy woman-hating male.
No. 350404
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>>350402At least you posted the right image.
No. 350445
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>>349882nta but the original smoking fetishist anon but nah i need the smoke and you can't light those. honestly the hedonistic masochistic aspect is somewhat part of the appeal for me as well, can't speak for the other anon though.
>>349832>The amount of times I would just befriend smokers and join them for a chat at lunch just so I can watch them smoke. omg anon, me too. i get excited when people ask to smoke around me kek
No. 350454
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Pic not related I just needed an image. I’m especially ashamed of this one but I have to get it off my chest. I have this fucked up offshoot of a feedism fetish where I don’t know if there’s a term for it but the fantasy is basically me mindbreaking a somewhat muscular dude and making him overweight and dependent on me at the same time. The process would be something like this; My anime husbandu living with me and cooking for him, except I cook way more than necessary and make him eat it through manipulation or lace it with potions that help gain weight or some shit. He starts to catch onto this, noticing he’s gained some weight, but I manipulate him into thinking it’s normal, he acts like it isn’t but deep down, he knows it’s my fault. Instead of now just a few extra pounds, he goes to skinny fat, then eventually chubby. In the process he realizes how much he likes eating and becomes even more lazy and spoiled, especially with how much attention i give him with his bigger body. I start providing him with even more food than I already did, if not always providing him with food. His appetite goes up, and even when he’s full to an uncomfortable extent he still wants more (which I give without hesitation). I start inducing playful humiliation on him reminding him of his weight, such as making him wear clothes around the house that clearly don’t fit. In mornings I start to feed him pure heavy cream to not necessarily make him immobile, but make it harder and more of a process to walk and shit. By this point he’s a needy mess whose completely dependent on me, and there’s nothing I like more than seeing my once muscular, confident favorite anime boy be chubby, desperate for my attention, and worshipping me like a goddess. We have a toxic relationship but ultimately love each other, however fucked.
The irony of this is, I find overweight men disgusting, especially irl. Even in anime I don’t find overweight moids attractive, but when my once muscular husbando gains weight and is so pathetic that his natural state is to expect humiliation? Sign me the fuck up. This is probably a more common fetish now that I think about it minus all the weight gain and feedism parts, but I digress.