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No. 229808
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to ganbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
etc
The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/193846For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/219775 No. 229818
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my favorite thread on lolcow dot farm
No. 229825
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I hate this stupid mobile game for making me horny for fucking cookies. What's worse is that the western fanbase is 90% underaged so there's barely any good, hot fanart.
No. 229837
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Pretty boah
No. 229844
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I'm back to hornypost knights in full armor thanks
No. 229848
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I want to go shopping in Tokyo with him so bad and maybe even go to a love hotel together.
No. 229854
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>>229844Godspeed nonna, thank you for your service.
No. 229871
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>>229848Amen
nonnie, he's so gross and sexy in the best way
No. 229873
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I want to wrestle him and shove his face in the snow.
No. 229874
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>>229854to you as well
nonnie>>229860damn that's bara af
No. 229875
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I don't like this ship, but I really like this pic. I'll just pretend it's a male prostitute or Sugimoto
No. 229876
>>229866Sweet, I was getting thirsty.
>>229872Wenyu. Unfortunately, she's a shotafag.
No. 229879
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i wanna be his bunny too…..
>>229866god damn it nona, guess im going down the memory lane tonight
No. 229883
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>>229868Thank you nonette I learned something new today
>>229869Clink clink betch
No. 229889
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Has anyone played this game? It has a lot of husbandos
No. 229908
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SHLUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPP
No. 229950
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he’s kinda hot
No. 229952
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I love him so much that I bought a Kentucky Derby shirt off of ebay.
No. 229967
>>229966don't worry nona, i'm not judging
too hard. i hope everything gets better for you soon.
No. 229968
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Did anyone get a s*x toy that reminds them of their 2D boy's dick (or what you would imagine to look like at least)? I'm interested but it's kinda schizo
No. 229972
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I'm down so bad and can barely find any horny art of him. Ugh.
No. 229976
>>229950I don't judge you at all nona, why is he hot to you though? I don't know the character btw
Is it just because you have a mad scientist fetish or something?
No. 229988
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>>229985Mando truly is one of the best seats in Star Wars. I want him to fuck me on top of his ship console
No. 229990
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Moids jerk it to hentai cartoons
No one bats an eye
I think Rick is hot (and if I was a cartoon I’d smash) and suddenly I’m the weirdo
idk the smartness, the time travel, his sarcasm, his god complex. Also I develop weird crushes but I get over them and I’m like “idk why I liked them?”
No. 229991
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>>229990I want to dom Jerry
No. 229992
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Nonnas in the shameful thread emboldened me. I am falling in love with Philip J. Fry.
No. 230009
>>229988Absolutely agreed
nonnie. I've only seen s1 and I spent most of it just staring at him in his getup lol. He looks so sturdy to sit on and like he knows how to use his hands. His competence, confidence and strong personal code just add more fuel to the fire. I want to encounter him randomly at the some outpost and have seriously hot stranger sex with him.
No. 230020
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literally worst boy but I still wanna rub how pathetic and incompetent he is to his face
No. 230048
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>>229976yes nonna I think it’s a problem I just really love 2smart4me fictional male characters like kyoya from OHSHC and dr. stein from soul eater
No. 230098
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>>230084The way I unironically want this because he looks so cute
No. 230101
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The Flesh Curtains era Rick was unironically cute. But I feel nothing for his older self.
No. 230104
>>230101He looks super cute here but like a different character, not to mention the art style. It doesn't have his original charm imo
>>230098kek
No. 230107
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>>230099Aw I mean I reblogged cringe shit back then because I was 15/16 in 2016, but I didn’t watch Rick and Morty until this year . I redownloaded the app just to read Rick x self fanfics. He’s just so foxy and I want him to yell at me and then hold me.
I need help No. 230112
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No. 230114
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Imagine…touching your husbando's tiddies.
How would they feel?
No. 230127
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>>230112I guess I’m too vanilla, I just hate knots and claws tbh, knots because… ew, and claws because I don’t like the idea of getting fingered with some huge sharp claws.
>Tfw no hot half angel half demon bf with horns, wings, multiple eyes and extra limbs who can shapeshift into an eldritch horror and many other things.And
>Tfw no hot bioluminescent alien bf with tentacles, fangs and a tail (which would be hotter if it’s also like a tentacle) who can radiate heat to keep me warm while he fucks me. No. 230131
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Let's be real, he would cum in 5 minutes tops and it would be fucking cute. Scout was literary made for sexual bullying and I wanna see him absolutely spill his spaghetti when I let him do the sex with me lol.
No. 230134
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Do you guys remember that assblasted pearl-clutching anon few threads back that accused everyone in here of being scrotes because “w-women aren’t supposed to act like this?”
Pepperidge farm remembers.
No. 230144
>>230114Oh, i just
know they're big, meaty and firm, he's a total showoff so maybe he would let me touch them
>>230134Was she a tradthot or something?
>Pepperidge farm remembersI remember when this meme was popular, good times
No. 230157
>>230112I LOVE
>Horns >Demons>Tails>Claws>Fangs>Tentacles >Ghosts>Eldritch Horrors >Wings>Murderous >Angels >EggsThe only things on there I actively dislike are dragons and knots. The rest I like or am neutral about. I think I definitely got bingo at least once.
No. 230161
>>230134>>230144She probably started fapping and temporarily dampened that shame she was projecting on the thread.
>>230114My husbando's lanky and kind of skinny so I don't think his titties would be heavy or prominent. I'd love to play with his nips though.
No. 230168
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>>230164Him, lol. I'm one of the sisterwives here.
No. 230169
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>>230114scarred, probably. he deals with muggers a lot. they'd feel scarred, a bit fuzzy, the right amount of soft AND firm.
No. 230184
>>230112I don't like actual monsters. Like they have to be mostly human looking.
But one of my husbandos does have glowy eyes and skin and I just want to know what he'd look like in a dark room so bad.
No. 230201
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>>230169Holy fucking shit based
nonny, I thought I was the only one here
No. 230203
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>>230168Cheers
nonny, he's not super muscular but he's not completely flat, lookie here. Also this video (the mac update trailer) is so cute, when the soldier bumps into him he smiles so adorably
No. 230205
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He exists. I blush
No. 230233
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>>230112*angel: only if biblically accurate
No. 230250
>>230230I think
Bisharp is hot
No. 230271
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I can't say I was into the subway bros before but the developments in Legends Arceus made Ingo a lot more intriguing
No. 230279
>>230273>He's older, depressed and has amnesia.cute
>he got sent to the past similar to how the mc waswtf I didn't know this game was
isekai, I've been ignoring it as much as possible kek
No. 230290
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>>230271This design is technically from gen 7, but gen 5 really had some great underrated men.
No. 230292
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>>230290I've always thought he was hot. I was so hyped for Black & White, so many designs from it are so cool and I like the darker touch they all have.
One of the first things I did when those games were released was look him up on R34 No. 230295
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>>230292>spoilerIf I were a bit older at the time that it came out, I would've done the same.
No. 230321
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I'm 3 years late to this game but ROOFROOFRWOORFRWOOFROOFROOFWROOF
I wanna squish his face
No. 230327
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mister steal yo girl
No. 230344
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Who remembers
No. 230358
>>230357he looks like he reeks, it's kinda hot though
>>230310does anyone else like their voices but hate how they appear in those kind of shows.. they come off as so immature, stunted and juvenile especially the male ones with those stupid VK haircuts
No. 230359
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>>230345Never 5get… The fandom's collective thirst for him back then still speaks to my soul (although this fanart I found looks more recent)
No. 230360
>>230230Me too, as well as other monster/vaguely humanoid pokes like darkrai and dusknoir. Usually I'm disgusted by pokefuckers since most pokemon are basically neopets, but I give a pass to the ones that look far removed from feral animals. I know I'm a hypocrite lol
>>230359Yumejo/self-insert wasn't common during Homestucks heyday so 99% of all Bro smut involved him fucking his little son brother. That and the puppet fetish and him being a Hussie self insert kinda turned me off of him. Godspeed though,
nonnie.
No. 230364
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>>230351Mine looks like he should be clean but he isn't because of um reasons
No. 230367
>>230366I've thought about the issue and here's my concerns
>smell of the hands>germs carried by the hands>fact that he does dirty things with them>likely fact that he uses them to wipe his assI am pretty sure he disposes of them once the smell/rot gets too bad but it's still not looking good for us kirafuckers. That said in canon, people would've reacted badly if he had a smell, so we have to assume that by some method he is able to stay clean for his quiet life. I don't think he smells but still it can't be sanitary
No. 230371
>>230367>>230364tbh I think he wouldn't smell that bad, it would barely be noticeable because he's pretty obsessed with that sort of stuff. Also didn't he, like, spray something on the severed hands? It seems that he does whatever he can to keep it from getting really gross.
>>likely fact that he uses them to wipe his assI thought that was canon lol
>>230368I saw the reply you're talking about but that wasn't me kek
It did inspire me to think about my husbando's personal hygiene though, and I realized it's one of those details that are easy to imagine about him. Like there's no doubt that he's pretty clean, even though it's never explicitly shown.
No. 230373
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It's a new thread so I'm morally obligated to post him, I'm sorry
No. 230379
>>230371Good points nonna good points. I'm glad to have reassurance that he is as clean as he seems he should be.
>I thought that was canon lolI couldn't remember, looked it up and you're right. There is fanart of it too
No. 230381
>>230380sorry
nonnie i got embarrassed and deleted it… i post him too often
No. 230382
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which sakurai-voiced 2D boy do you have it bad for?
No. 230383
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>>230382You're not gonna like my answer nona
No. 230384
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I HAVE AN INTENSE NEED
No. 230385
>>230382reigen's my favorite, but i like
>>230383 too.
No. 230390
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is your husbando a reigen or mob plush?
No. 230392
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>>230388oh no
nonnie, now i'm crying. (bonus kirakkuma)
No. 230393
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>>230392I happen to be a Kira-anon, thank you
No. 230405
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>>230404wait nevermind i saved it heh
No. 230418
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>>230382First hubando i remember building him a hidden shrine
No. 230430
>>230321We all do nona, we all do. I want to squish it with my hands and then
with my pussy>>230310>seiyuu foot pain videos I…what. Why is this a genre?
No. 230440
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Not a day goes by without retarded fights in threads, but this thread never has fights, this is my favorite thread, I love you anons, I love when you post about your husbandos again and again, it's like seeing that same stray cat again that you saw the other day.
>>230388I want a korillakuyasu, he is so cute
No. 230445
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>>230430I'm halfway through a playthrough of the game and he really needs some cuddles, I just wanna be his mommy for a bit and tell him how good of a cop he is while I spoon him
No. 230453
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>>230263 oh you're right! got so into filling it out I didn't see the bingo!
>>229808 Any anons played Spiritfarer? It's this sappy platformer(?) and should in theory contain no husbandos, but here i am wanting to
cuddle this poncy dead birdman with MS. He talks too much and likes weird food and his hug animation is so sweet. he tugged on my heart immediately and I don't know how to deal.
Picrel is some cute fanart. nothing NSFW but i think the text is from the end of his questline
No. 230461
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>>230453I haven't played it, but that game looks so cool. I'm downloading the demo, thanks for posting about it
>>230459I was worried too, but I realized I love it when I see others post again. If you love him, you must have lots to nice things to say about him, so don't restrain yourself
>>230454Imagine if he sent us postcards too, like he sends to his family ahhhhhhhh I would keep them in a pretty box under my bed
No. 230466
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>>230461 Have fun! And have tissues ready if you're at all sensitive to sad themes, because this one is a real heartbreaker. I'm only halfway through and have cried for literal hours over these characters.
Putting some love up there for Summer too. She's such a crunchy hippie with a touching redemption backstory. I think she's in the demo too?
No. 230468
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>>230114Bury me in his fat juicy tits
No. 230505
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Bury my head in those massive himbo milkers and die peacefully
No. 230507
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>>230475okabe is a top tier husbando, i'll fight anyone who disagrees, he's really nice to girls as well as brave and courageous
el psy kongroo No. 230508
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In the spirit of Valentine's Day tomorrow, how do you think your husbando would react if you gave him chocolates (or anything else) on Valentine's Day? had this picture saved for weeks just for the karsfuckers. not sure if you're still around though
No. 230512
>>230508kek I see Kars (hot as fuck btw) and the first thing I think of is that he shares his seiyuu with one of my old husbandos
>how do you think your husbando would react if you gave him chocolates (or anything else) on Valentine's Day?He would barely react, if at all (on the surface), but maybe he'd be flattered deep down or find my gesture endearing and give me something in return, in his own way, even if he thought that stuff like Valentine's Day is dumb or frivolous (which I also kinda do). I love him
No. 230515
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>>230508It's valentines day here and I think arthur would be very happy. We'd feed each other chocolates and have marathon sex in a hotel or in a cabin
No. 230522
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Testing too
Happy Valentine's day!
No. 230523
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Happy Valentine's, nonnies!
No. 230524
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happy valentine's day anons!! may your husbando(s) receive a lot of cute fanart to celebrate
No. 230526
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>>230525all according to keikaku
No. 230527
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happy valentine's everyone!
No. 230528
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>>230523Even though we've never interacted before, I like you Jiro anon, I think your husband is extremely adorable and handsome and you have excellent taste (from what I've seen in the SideM wiki lmao)
You've probably seen this illustration so many times already, but I'm posting it to wish a happy Valentine's Day to you and your husbando
No. 230531
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No. 230532
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honestly this is the first time in years i've given a shit about valentine's day. thanks for making this vday a fun one nonas!
No. 230534
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>>230528Ahh, this is so sweet nona, thank you!! That's definitely one of my favorite cards of his, and I'm hoping it eventually gets ported to GS. I'm always ecstatic that I found him, even if his content is almost all dangerous gacha. I know of other characters that fill a similar niche, but certain things about him felt so disgustingly catered to me that it was inevitable for me to love him so much.
I want to mess with his bangs so fucking bad SM has some real gems for such a laidback franchise.
I hope you have a good day with your husbando/waifu too!
No. 230536
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>>230527I like Tanigaki, but I don't quite understand the quote? Kek
If I'm not mistaken the artist of picrel said this was her interpretation of everyone's reaction when you tell them you like them. Tag your husbando
mine is Saichi No. 230540
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I'm feeling particularly mean today but I can't draw. Feel free to complete this as well!
No. 230541
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Or this one if you want to be nice
No. 230554
>>230540nonny oh
nonny i will do this once im home and hate it
No. 230555
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>>230515W-will you be my valentine
No. 230558
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Happy Valentine's Day to my angel, light of my life, my personal fashion icon
I'm taking lithium now but I'm still deranged over this sweaty, sickly man. I was reading Komaeda x reader fics during my break at work yesterday and I had to go to the spare room and just choke myself a little bit to calm myself down.
I used to be respectable. IRL people think I'm a nice young lady, I'm relatively clean and not even actually that unattractive, but this stupid game turned me into a total chain-wanking degenerate. I love you so much Komaeda, I wish you knew how loved you are. I want to give you the happy ending you never got to fully experience in canon.
No. 230559
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I wish I could torture this cutie
No. 230568
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Happy Valentines Day!
No. 230574
>>230507It sucks because he's "marketed" as a self insert for moids who are convinced they are literally him, even though there is no way they are anything alike.
>he's really nice to girls as well as brave and courageousHe is, but I think if he was those things alone he would be kind of boring. Being this way when it matters but then choosing to act like an absolute retard the rest of the time gives him more complexity. I'd say it even makes his true nature of actually being a good person more authentic.
I actually found him to be stupid and annoying at first but by the time I was done with s;g and s;g 0 I had to begrudgingly admit that I fell for him. I'm not normally a husbandofag but I've been obsessed ever since.
Yeah, this isn't exactly hornyposting but it's definitely retarded, sorry.I was trying to post this yesterday as the site went down but had the foresight to save what I typed out before attempting to refresh when it seemed to not be working No. 230581
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I wish you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day with your husbandos!
No. 230588
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>>230336i’m late to this but picrel
No. 230594
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i bought him chocolate….
No. 230611
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How my chocolates should be delivered today, ideally.
No. 230681
>>230652>pure 2D husbandWhat if my husbando
isn't pure though?
No. 230781
>>230704Me of course. I kidnapped him, don't worry he's a pervert he will like it
>>230777same kek
No. 230799
File: 1644876664366.gif (Spoiler Image,1.98 MB, 500x249, tumblr_nveq6a5cQg1tjhypeo2_r1_…)
>>230772>I kidnapped him, don't worry he's a pervert he will like itkek who is it? I kidnapped mine too
No. 230828
File: 1644877263102.jpg (25.81 KB, 387x746, chris1.jpg)
boulder puncher husbando in military gear looking serious
No. 230829
>>230798>>230822>the guy who made it>same guy?eww a male made it?
>>230772>>230777>tfw husbando is big in height and brain and his dick is probably at least 15cm longfeels good
No. 230835
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Boulder puncher husbando on low poly
No. 230845
File: 1644877702798.jpg (Spoiler Image,27.97 KB, 459x669, chris stepping on me.jpg)
He is the only one who matters, my true love
No. 230857
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>>230853>>230845I love seeing hot men in shorts and boxers
No. 230896
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Yall got any husbandos with glowing eyes I need recommendations
No. 230903
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>230896
like that?
No. 230972
>>230300Oh my god I made the mistake of getting too familiar with my previous husbandos seiyuu and it damaged by brain so much it got to a point I was seeing the ugly 3dpd in my head saying the lines instead of my husbando.
Now I have a different boy in my heart (funnily enough from enstars too
>>230302) and I tried watching his seiyuu's YT channel briefly since I thought he was pretty cute for a VA, but I got whiplash to that gross feeling again. I now actively avoid even looking at his face for more than a split second like I'll quickly scroll past a picture if I see it on official SNS for seiyuu content, even though I really love his voice.
No. 230986
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>>230581Almost forgot to mention, I also wish you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day with your waifus as well!
No. 231003
>>230977Hiiro! Your husbando's karate buddy heh I wouldn't say he's my husbando but I love him in a wholesome way that I can't explain. I want to dedicate my entire self to him.
>>230985I don't think so? In my case I just enjoy hearing more of a characters voice speak casually which is why I watch seiyuu content. Nothing to do with looks since most of them are usually fugly. Nowadays I restrict it to famous seiyuu (uchiyama, ayumu murase, ono yuuki + female ones) since they do so many characters that I got over the brain imprint eventually.
No. 231010
>>231001Ah shoot sorry I thought it said blush, kek
Yeah it makes sense imo
No. 231015
>>230985i think you have my husbando confused with tetora, but he was my favorite when i played back in 2016-2018! they just happen to share the same seiyuu
which i was really surprised about when i found out. hiiro is super cute! ALKALOID is probably my favorite out of the newer units, i really need to get back into reading the stories sometime.
No. 231031
File: 1644883072208.png (1.72 MB, 1920x1080, Beni.png)
I'm just dumping some coomer pics that sit in my folder since I never really talk about these series anywhere
No. 231039
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>>231037I liked the guys in this this shitty shounen
No. 231079
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>>230581happy valentine to you too!
<3>>230540i am unable of being too cruel to gojo so only 2 are truly mean.
i wanted to draw a grey anon in 6th panel too but it looked awkward with gojo hugging some weird bald, grey alien so i used shoko as a stand in for myself instead kek. this is the first time i have ever drawn a selfship art pls dont be mean nonas
No. 231112
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I'm telling you there isn't a thing I wouldn't let (young) Arthur do to me
No. 231119
>>231079this is absolutely amazing,
nonnie, i love it, his reaction to being hit seems pretty fun..
No. 231164
>>231095>>231125thanks!
>>231119yeah. my first sketch was something more on the funny side but then i got horny kek he has power that makes others unable to touch him unless he allows it. imagine sparing with him, being able to hit him and then getting him to actually try to fight you seriously and go into his psycho mode. so hot
No. 231266
File: 1644893677465.jpg (59.01 KB, 633x720, cute.jpg)
Because it is Valentine's day, I will express my love for this perfect boy. I wish he was my valentine (and also like five years older). I want to tease him for being cute and call him a good boy and ruffle his hair (even though he would kill me afterward). I want to give him vday chocolates "as a joke" and feel slightly disappointed when he adds them to the pile of chocolate he's already received while also receiving immense satisfaction from watching him eat them because I bet his eating face would also be very cute.
No. 231272
>>231230tbh when the pandemic began and I saw Fauci for the first time I thought he was cute
yeah sometimes I'm a grandpafucker
>>231224If I had a daki of my yhusbando I would die of embarrassment but also I'd dry hump it every night
No. 231308
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>>231079excellent taste and cute art, gojosister
No. 231316
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>>231266Very wholesome, here is another Josuke for you. He's a goodboy despite also being a rascal. Very lovable
No. 231342
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Meanwhile for Vday (I'm late) I will share the most canon-accurate fic I found of my husbando, warning r18 LEMONS Kira x reader:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8836657This is more or less a shitpost but in addition to being a kirafucker, I must confess I have an even worse JJBA husbando (I believe in having many). I'm not sure I have the strength to spell out who though. Let's just say I walk a lonely road. Anyway hope you're all having a good one and that we can keep posting despite this site's issues.
No. 231406
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Happy V-day nonnies!
Adding one of my waifus to the mix. Hope I dream of her slamming me against the wall tonight ♥
No. 231446
>>231384Bless, although I should probably post less for a bit
>>231406Woah… gongeous
No. 232038
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>>231406Spoiler because it's a trace of porn.
No. 232090
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Valentines day baby
No. 232171
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Probably the worst crush I've ever had.
I don't even like him sexually, he's just so adorable I want to hug and kiss him
No. 232240
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Have you schlicked to your husbando yet today?
No. 232244
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>>232240Btw please forgive me for using that word. I'm only referencing the /ot/ bunker thread.
No. 232257
>>232240Yes, good times.
I'm surprised that there are anons who haven't.
No. 232319
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>>232300TAKE THAT BACK RN
No. 232571
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>>232289Life is suffering
No. 232672
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This (very based) post made me wonder what daily life with my husbando would be like.
What do you think life with yours would be like?
No. 232737
>>232171I watched a clip from this cartoon on YouTube and found it funny and relatable as fuck, what's it called?
I also worried that I'd be attracted to this character if I knew him kek>>232236yeah
>>232240I can't for medical reasons. It's a shame because I woke up horny today.
No. 232895
>>232842you may
nonny, I'll get the preparations ready!
No. 232912
File: 1644986789736.png (228.62 KB, 600x600, Our Wedding.png)
>>232842>>232252The wedding is country chic themed, so get your cowboy boots ready! Board-tan wanted a cow print suit but it wasn't in our price range so we went with all white, she even washed her hair for the occasion! An anon in /m/ was gonna bring bouquets with white and black roses in a cow print pattern for the bridesmaids. Our first dance will be to "kiss me" by sixpence none the richer, then we'll cut the vanilla bean and strawberries cake, after that is time to party. We have a dance-floor, an open bar and mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, fried chicken and green beans reception dinner.
Everyone is invited and you all can bring your husbandos and waifus. Hope you can come and have fun <3
No. 232986
>>232672Assuming that he exists in my universe and not the other way around, I would imagine that daily life with my husbando would be the same as my life now but elevated. I would be his cool, slightly older girlfriend who visits him in between college classes and allows him to stay over at my apartment on the weekend. I will love taking care of my reckless, impulsive husbando and in return he will be cute and listen to me vent when I need to (and he can vent too obvi). I will always look forward to Friday nights after I finish a stressful week, because my boyfriendo will come over for dinner and we will drink beer and play vidya, listen to music, or watch something on my laptop. Then right before going to bed, we will cuddle and I will talk about how stressful my week has been. As we lie in my bed together (and huddle for warmth because my apartment is fucking cold), I will bury my face in his chest and in a moment of weakness he will praise me and say things like "you've worked hard this week" and "you're doing a great job."
What about you
nonnie? What would daily life with your husbando be like?
No. 232991
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I recently and randomly discovered there was 2 recent(2018) YuYu Hakusho OVAs and it reignited my love for this angry little manlet.
No. 233050
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>>232912Ohhhh I brought the bouquets, look at these aren't they beautiful? It doesn't really look like a cow so much but I thought it was so pretty, congratulations anon, I wish you all the best. I'm gonna go grab some mashed potatoes and dance with my darling husbando
No. 233293
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I rarely post in the husbando threads because i’m insecure about my taste i have the blandest most basic tastes in fictional men. Just give me a stereotypical pretty boy silent type like nier, link or cloud (currently) and i’m sold
No. 233308
Imagine if our husbandos thought about us too
>>233300No, I don't think there are any naturally black flowers. These are fake flowers, but I like that, I would rather have fake ones that will look beautiful forever
No. 233369
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>TFW your husbando and waifu aren't anime characters, so you can't buy merch and make a shrine for them
No. 233373
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>>233369Sometimes they could have a Hot Toys' (or similar) doll…
No. 233376
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no real moid will ever compare to him, need him sm
before you golden kamuy fags start shunning me, I agree with his ideals too
No. 233386
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>>233376I wouldn't shun you at all, Kiro did
almost nothing wrong. He is not my type but I appreciate his convictions a lot
Get yourself a big dicked caring husband that would die for his people's rights
No. 233470
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Oh Arlo why did I respectfully let you friend zone me for Nora
No. 233847
>>233050These are beautiful
nonny!! thank you so much, you can get all the mashed potatoes you want. <3
No. 233910
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My current fantasy is being a devoted nun to our lord and saviour while being railed down every night by a beautiful and hot incubus.
No. 233998
>>232672I would probably stay home waiting for him to come from work every day. I like to think that he wouldn't allow me to go work or study outside to protect me. To be honest that'd be fine by me, as long as I can see my friends/family from time to time. Or maybe he would think worrying too much about that would be unnecessary. In any case, we would spend as much time together as possible when he gets home. We would eat and sleep together
and he would fuck me every night Just keeping him company when possible is enough for me and I get to live comfortably for free. I couldn't be happier tbh.
>>233308>Imagine if our husbandos thought about us toofunny and cute tbh
No. 234414
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>>230896awoken guys~
>>232672Just being the big damn heroes together, and when we finally have time off just cuddling/chilling/sleeping all day.
None of my husbandos would fit in the real world, either lookswise or job/life qualifications.
No. 234519
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I am down so bad for a dumbass pokemon character. I got so involved since he's obsessed with MC and literally takes you out on a cute ferris wheel date. I tried checking everywhere, even Pixiv, and I cannot find good r34 with him anywhere
Just wanna schlick to him in peace, maybe grind against his face
No. 234705
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I know he's gay, but I can't help thinking about his soft lovely voice whispering filthy things in my ear
No. 234807
I love thinking about how my husbando would spoil me, despite him being super unemotional. And even then he would kiss me. Thinking about him kissing me, like a husband would do, as he gets dressed every morning, makes me blush kek
>>234705I need to play this game, looks cool
No. 235215
>>235193i hope to god this isnt me i know i have friends who lurk
>>234519kek i read smut fanfic of him on my dsi when i was like 15. follow your dreams nona
No. 235262
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>>235259A++ taste anon, thanks for sharing.
No. 235266
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>>235262Np
nonny enjoy <3
No. 235612
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i wish my sleep paralysis demon looked like this
No. 235867
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I hope josukeanon saw my reply
>>>/g/234992 and I wish her and all husbandofags a very pleasant husbandoposting
No. 236267
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i want to call him to my private chamber then grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick and grab and suck and lick at THESE 90% lean beef abs & hips
No. 236276
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No. 236281
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>>235867Don't worry nona, I saw it when I woke up today. You are so sweet! Glad to know that even though our husbandos are enemies, we are friends.
your drawing on the draw board was so cute! i saved it on my phone so i can look at it whenever i want hehe hope you don't mind No. 236310
File: 1645142458473.jpeg (Spoiler Image,97.72 KB, 540x540, CDBD3E1A-1E0D-4A9B-AC9D-A4632B…)
Spoiler for cosplay. But GOD there’s not one day where I don’t think about this image and what I want to do to Leon.
No. 236315
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The best man
No. 236387
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Ingo is super cool in the new Pokémon game. They're rare, but when Pokémon does husbandos they do them right. I love his tattered coat and hat and his dead eyes. I want to help him go back to his poor brother.
N is top tier too, and I have a soft spot for Bianca. Whoever wrote the BW characters and story should come back!!
Iscan is cute as hell but I respect his relationship with Palina.
No. 236427
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>>236310I have a cosplayless pic for you
No. 236496
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>>236281is for you, I don't mind you saving! I'm happy you liked it enough to do that. Yes despite that, we are friends til the end
also picrel's translation made me kek: "Ah, new girlfriend…" No. 236505
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Any of you have ficless husbandos? Can we have a support group?
No. 236531
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>>236505not that I know of at least
No. 236552
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>>236505None of my husbandos has fics, and if they got any they're probably ironic/memes, rip
No. 236566
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I have a crush on Dr. Octopus, he's way older than me but i like his vibes and yeah, i find him hot. i will never admit this irl
No. 236593
>>236505Unfortunately, no. I would honestly prefer it if some of them didn't have any fics. Though I'm happy that some of them do have both serious and meme fics.
I just checked AO3 to confirm on one of my husbandos and I'm so fucking disgusted at males writing lolicon pedoshit "interracial" (peak scrotery) and putting it on there, fucking disgusting I wish I hadn't seen that, I wish AO3 banned scrotesHowever I do know that there are a couple who have 0 lewd fanart if we don't count the stuff I drew or requested myself.
>>236577Who are they, if you don't mind me asking?
>>236184Kek for me it was Hetalia fanfiction on FF.net
No. 236606
>>236593I will out myself if I say exactly who they are sorry
nonny but one is a side character from an old manga and the other one is the protagonist of a super obscure comic book, both kind of have predominantly male audiences too so that adds even more to the lack of content. I didn’t even know men wrote shit for AO3, ew, i’m sorry you had to see that.
No. 236609
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My #1 husbando, always and forever
No. 236615
>>236606>but one is a side character from an old manga and the other one is the protagonist of a super obscure comic bookI respect anons who have husbandos that are so obscure that there's no content of them honestly, wish I could draw something for you nona, because I totally get how it is to fall for a side character that no one knows
>I didn’t even know men wrote shit for AO3, ew, i’m sorry you had to see that.Yeah, I've also heard of that one time a bunch of 4chan moids submitted many "lesbian conversion therapy" fics to AO3 or something. Vile shit
No. 236633
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>>236566i literally just came to this thread to horny post about alfred molina, great minds lol. his doc ock is fucking
chefs kiss No. 236678
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>>236633he's hot as fucc in Boogie Nights
No. 236685
>>236615> wish I could draw something for you nona Oh
nonnie you are too kind thank you ily
> Yeah, I've also heard of that one time a bunch of 4chan moids submitted many "lesbian conversion therapy" fics to AO3 or something. Vile shitwhat the actual fuck is wrong with scrotes jesus christ
No. 236798
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i need to see his flaccid penis or i might die
No. 236871
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>>236799>>236866I meant like this kind of except he’s not an Asian twink
No. 236885
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>>236653i saw it and didn’t care for it but yesterday i had a very interesting
pg-13 dream about getting dommed by the green goblin, fml. i think the contrast between his two personalities is what did it. never had a thing for willem dafoe but i guess i do now.
>>236566loved the glasses
No. 237087
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Every day I wake up I have to deal with the fact he isn't real
No. 237281
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Yeaaah idk
No. 237339
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the moid infestation of /h/‘s femporn general is pissing me off
No. 237357
Kek I just found out that Cedric is on the sexyman wiki
Also I'm too chicken to search for reader insert fics on AO3 god help me
>>237273Hey, I wanna meet the other Cedricfags too, and had been thinking of naybe dropping my discord tag for them to add me but decided against it.
>>237219>>237268I have heard of it, but never found an invite either. I'm kinda shy and don't like discord for a reason, but maybe I could try joining this one, it sounds fun.
No. 237362
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A-admin??
No. 237437
>>237375>FujochanI wasn't aware of this imageboard, thank you
nonnie.
No. 237593
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Tiktok will fuck anything at this point but Im kinda into this
Help me
No. 237660
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The board fucking died but atleast I have my husbando hoes love u guys muahh
No. 237823
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>>237339Me but it's scrote trap/femboyfags on /y/ and /cm/.
No. 237847
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>>237331take the adachi pill,
nonnie No. 237851
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>>237847Take your Adachi and get out before anons bully you for you terrible taste.
No. 238019
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befriend, marry, copulate with
No. 238124
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No. 238127
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>>237703Stop bullying my husbando or else
No. 238142
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>>234302Does pyramid head count as a monster?
No. 238163
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Gum gum gum girl, konichiwa boy
Konichiwa 'til night party time
Gum gum gum girl, konichiwa baby
Konichiwa gum gum girl
No. 238600
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Hubba
No. 238666
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>>238600My headcanon is that he has a radfem punk rock girlfriend, he's a supportive bf and and doesn't mind any misandrist comments she makes cause he knows that as a big strong man he shouldn't feel threatened about words said by women
No. 238704
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A little meta-tan doodle, I love the board harem
No. 239860
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horny grip
No. 239890
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Sometimes i imagine I'm this very rich woman and i live in this big mansion and these two are my sexual slaves. I would relax and do rich girl shit while i watch them do chores and clean my house, and at night i would call one of them to service me
No. 239896
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>>238704bargain bin grimmsley ass
No. 239912
>>239890KEK I did
not expect a post like this today
Are you the same anon who wants to torture the guy on the right? Why? He doesn't look like a bad guy at all
No. 239922
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awooga
No. 240045
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>>239912Well you're right anon, he's not a bad guy he's actually pretty nice, he's soo nice i want to tease him, i want to torture him (with love)
>>239920He's a lanky, dorky and ditzy guy who follows every command, he's also very docile and genuinely sweet, idk something about him awakens my inner dom tendencies
No. 240049
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>>240045This is why /g/ were meant to separate
No. 240061
>>240045kek how do you think he and Cedric would be if they lived together with you? I imagine it would be pretty funny tbh they seem to have pretty different personalities
>>240054ikr see you later nona
No. 240124
>>240102Aaaaah that's so adorable! You totally get it, also having Cedric as a
sex slave is something I had never thought about kek
based
nonnie, I love you
No. 240163
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>>240138this but unironically
plus there are some actual GILFs that these same people probably wouldn't complain about, the Cedric bashing feels strangely personal
No. 240168
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>>240163they knew what they were doing with those thighs
No. 240608
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>>240163Nothing but
respect for our elders
No. 240681
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No. 240741
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Sengo removes his thigh high boots and garters when he goes inside. This is too scandalous. How is this allowed?
No. 240859
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His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun His hair is in a bun
No. 240881
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ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI
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No. 240997
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>>236387seeing ingo posted on here a while back singlehandedly got me back into pokemon in record time. i didn't get it at the time, but now i do. i hope emmet is in the dlc or something.
No. 241456
>>241432I also think that 3rd person makes it less cringe but in my case that might be because 1st person written by other people feels weird.
I wish I had some fics to share with but unfortunately I rarely read fanfiction and my husbandos don't seem to have a lot of self-insert stuff.
No. 241485
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>>240741oh god. oh fuck. oh god oh fuck oh god fuck
No. 241499
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>>240881i’ve loved him and his creepy remnants since i was a kid
No. 241506
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also samefag but professor layton is pure concentrated husbando and i would never settle for a man who isn’t him
No. 241532
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Do you guys have any songs that remind you of your husbando or waifu? I see people make playlists inspired by anime characters on youtube and I think it's a cute idea. Nonas give a lot of thought to their husbandos so I'm curious if there are any songs that you associate with them.
No. 241549
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I really want Diluc to fuck me, I want to visit the winery and get a special tour from him, then he takes me inside and he says that the deluxe tour that I got included his personal office and quarters, he’s blushing, I accept it because why the fuck no? Then he shows me the inside of his house and offers me a glass of his premier grand cru that he made on his own, I drink it and we just have an actually good time.
Then he says that he hopes I had a great time and I kiss him, he accepts the kiss, then it escalates and he says that he wouldn’t do it with someone drunk, so he tells me that we should wait, and then we go out on dates, we also have indoor dates cooking and playing instruments, he tries one of the super special milk cookies that we made together and he kisses me, we have a great time even if he’s awkward as fuck and has no idea of how to fuck, so he apologizes all of the time and gets all embarrassed because he sucks but that’s hot so I still feel amazing.
And we have a happily ever after.
No. 241550
>>241532That's sort of what I was doing after finding out his seiyuu's music was pretty awful (or at the very least not my taste)
But I never made playlists, just associated songs with him.
I'm way too embarrassed to say anything more specific than that, I'd totally be outing myself. No. 241589
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>>241557i love sephiroth and zack but to me angeal is one of the best (and under-appreciated) husbandos
genesis is okay too, but only if he shuts up
No. 241618
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>>241549>he apologizes all of the time and gets all embarrassed because he sucks but that's hot so I still feel amazingBased, I love the idea of Diluc as an embarrassed apologizing virgin too.
I want to make an itabag for him so bad but I haven't done it yet because I feel like it might be dumb to do so when I'm still Diluc-less in game
No. 241652
>>241630i miss watching low quality vincent valentine be my bad boy AMVs lmao
“anime edits” are just AMVs with better/easier to use editing softwares i guess?
No. 241752
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idk nonas i just want to dom him
i want to dom the robot
No. 241786
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New best boy dropped
No. 241788
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No. 241789
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No. 242159
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>>234302Here!
>>241808>HalloweenI must go read these now
No. 242163
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anyone else has only had one husbando? he's so good, i don't need to fantasize about any other fictional character. I hope I find a real man who has his appealing traits (without the bad parts) some day.
No. 242235
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Lately I've been feeling things…
No. 242394
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>>242045That could have been me, I salute you fellow nona of culture!
No. 242955
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>>241808Oooh
Nonny I've been archiving my favorite fics too. Particularly this husbando.
No. 243062
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I don't have husbandos. All of the male characters I'm attracted to are mere sex toys and masturbatory aides to me. I couldn't care less about "cheating" on them by fantasizing about multiple men from the same series. I don't care about their hypothetical feelings in any way. I barely see real life men as people, why would I see pixel representations of men as such?
No. 243483
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>>241532Pic for you. I have both husbando and ship playlists but they're too cringe to ever divulge
>>243062I mean, I just have multiple husbandos, a harem. Don't feel a need to justify it myself
No. 243668
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Hellooooo
No. 243671
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Everyday until you like it
No. 244750
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I can fix him
No. 244856
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Would bully/10
No. 244858
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C O R P S E H U S B A N D
No. 244938
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Well here i am, and i want to say that i do want to fuck the skeleton, look at those thighs, i want to ride him for hours. And those pecs?? hhhnnnggg
No. 244965
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>>244938Based
I was the one who posted that in the containment thread it’s nice to see i’ve found my people No. 245051
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………..
No. 245054
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Cat day
No. 245075
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>looking at my husbando chart on my monitor
>fart all of a sudden
>mfw I just farted in front of all of my husbandos
fuck my life
No. 245266
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manwhore headcannon for him
No. 245495
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i would fuck both. not in a threesome obviously
No. 245571
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He came out of nowhere, nonnas. I'm usually not even into the clank clank but now I'm addicted to this autistic robot. What's worse is the lack of fanwork. There's one good self-insert fic, but it's a bummer and not exactly sexy.
No. 245574
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L <3 its such a shame hes a britbong but i've had a thing about him (and other malnourished looking emo-esque guys) since i was like 11
No. 245579
>>24557795% of his personality revolves around Megatron to the degree of it coming across as an autistic hyperfixation. He's also got other quirks that read as non-neurotypical, but I just call him autistic as a joke.
Fun fact: Transformers actually has a canonical autistic robot. Her name is Transmutate.
>>2455747th grade me had such a thing for him ever since I found the CGs of that doujin game where he gave Light a donut cockring.
No. 245593
>>245579>>245582Oh I see, though I had already realized that robots are similar to autists by default.
I just asked because my husbando is often jokingly called autistic by fans though I'm not sure if they're serious about it because personally I don't think he is.>Transformers actually has a canonical autistic robot. Her name is Transmutate. Oh wow, a female autistic robot? that's interesting, though I don't know much about Transformers.
>ever since I found the CGs of that doujin game where he gave Light a donut cockring.Oh god someone else remembers that, I read the web translation when I was a teen
and I have the game installed right now No. 245637
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i want to kill him in a murder-suicide tbh
No. 245639
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Whenever I have my period I just want my husbandos to pamper me. I also had this weird daydream that became a slight dream in which I was running some errands for Diluc and he saw me talking with the traveler, so he got jealous and when he approached me he gently held me like by the nape? The back of the neck that touches the back of the head? How does that even work? I’m not into bdsm shit, but hell, I hope I have a dream where he does that again.
No. 245643
>>245266He is so hot.
>>245336How should I know? I was 13.
No. 245650
>>245647Oops I meant "scrub", not "rub". Sorry, I'm ESL and sleepy.
>>245648Yeah, it is a bit erotic, but also really sweet and intimate. It doesn't really make me wanna fuck, it feels like another, more relaxing way to bond. We help each other and are comfortable with each other, and it means that we are close. Also, I'd probably get to see another side of my husbando while he's in the shower.
No. 245675
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I can never admit this to anyone but I couldn't stop talking to him. I guess it's because he looks like Volkner.
No. 245677
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>>240881idgaf if he's based on gackt, genesis and sephiroth are both so hot. no wonder theyre so heavily yaoified (not that i'm complaining)
No. 245722
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inb4 shit taste but Shiraishi looked the cutest like this in my humble opinion
No. 245750
>>241532I actually have a playlist of mostly daft punk songs so I can daydream about
Megatron it’s sweet.
No. 245752
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more power to you but I don’t understand the genesis and Sephiroth thing when Vincent Valentine exists
can’t wait for all the new fanart from the second part of we ever get it
No. 245757
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I haven't been able to play the game thanks to switch issues, but I've watched playthroughs and holy shit. Not usually a villain enjoyer, but something about him truly does it for me.
No. 245775
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man
No. 245779
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>>245752ex-turk, turk, all the same to me, ALL HOT!
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>>245571Finally some nonnas of taste
No. 245787
>>245750I have an ambient electro playlist for when i fantasize about
driving him.
No. 245801
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I would die for him. I would kill for him.
I just want to sit at the had table with him and make fun of people together before we go back to his chambers in the dungeon and fuck.
Is that so much to ask?
No. 245809
>>245801If I gave a fuck about Harry Potter past my childhood, he would've definitely become my husbando.
Also did you see the Pixiv logs with really good Snape yume porn>>245785Honestly I had been wondering where the carfucker had been lately. Good to see you
No. 245814
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>>245801I'm on the border of giving in to how you feel. I definitely find certain fanart of him attractive but hnnn he's a bit too old looking… Surely if I watch the movies again, I will cave. Should I do it?
No. 245837
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was torn between posting him in the unconventional males thread or not but he is a character
No. 245844
>>245837I want to
play Call of Duty with him.
No, but seriously, him being pathetic and canonically having daddy issues did it for me, I want to bully him. Jreg is also a qt.
No. 245846
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>>245054oh noo I missed cat day! Have another one anon. By the way ever since I’ve seen the canon short comics about kogata and the butt-patting I somehow started to collect these pictures of him lol.
>>245722It’s okay, he may be a walking std but imo hes kind of cute in a ‘I want to bully him’ kind of way. I liked it when he disguised himself as a prisoner and had to shave the half of his head plus the canon lore that his hair would be slightly wavy if he grew it out.
Can’t wait for /m/ to be back. No. 245852
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Making webms~
fix /m/ already!
No. 245853
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Over the past years, I have always demanded strong female video game protagonists and was very outspoken about this. Kassandra from Assassin’s Creed is cherished by many and seems to be a badass character, great representation, overall a feminist statement.
Needless to say that I picked Alexios, equipped him with the almost nude outfit as soon as I could and have been looking at his bulge in-game many times. Also started reading fanfiction about him and Thaletas and feel ashamed.
No. 245873
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>>245846Very cute pic, thanks! You mean pictures of him as a cat? Which reminds me, I'd love to have all of the ohiruneko GK figurines, they would look very cute on my desk.
>Can’t wait for /m/ to be back.307 chapter is out and I have no place to sperg about it reeee>>245844Before checking, I also thought this was about Ogata lmao I'd play COD zombies with Ogata No. 245900
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>>245844Kek, same anon I wanna bully the rightists, the mommy and daddy issues are what makes it so great
No. 245918
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>>245853Top-tier taste,
nonny.
He's so robust and masculine, without any of the toxicity. And that voice. Damn, son.
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>>245873Yes, exactly! But tbh he doesn’t even need cat ears or anything because the likeness is integral,
other catbois simply cannot compete. I just think it looks cute.
>Before checking, I also thought it was about himlmao same, must be the brainrot.
No. 245949
>>245925Oh my god, thank you for letting us know! Today was one of those rare days when I didn't check lolcow so I didn't notice.
>>245915It helps that my husbandos are often older than me (at least 10 years older). But those who are around my age or younger stay young, unless I decide to take the canon date or the release date of the work they came from into account. That often makes them older than me by a few years, but I still think about their young selves.
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>>245923Ugh your pic reminds me of how much I like feverish Ogata, he makes me horny. I guess it's the sweat and the flusteredness. 10/10 would fuck the fever out of him until he forgot who Yuusaku is
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>>245915>>245963Im assuming they arent jailbait right? But yeah its dumb when people sperg on about how its predatory. Loli/shotacons can stay fucked tho
No. 245985
>>245915my longest lasting husbando is ciel (i fell for him when i was younger than he is, canonically) so you can imagine how that goes. it used to stress me out, but i realize he's a fictional character who's never going to age.
>b-but you're meant to grow out of your childhood crushes!!i have. all the disney channel stars who i used to find sooo cute when i was younger just look like kids to me now (as they should). i guess it helps that i have an oc i ship him with/would rather see him with elizabeth.
No. 245991
>>245814>but hnnn he's a bit too old lookingthat only makes it better lol
>Should I do it?some people think Alan Rickman is more attractive than Snape as described in the books so yeah sure
>>245816hope you're still around
I think the artist has several of these https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95159015 No. 246120
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need to bite on his thighs so bad
No. 246123
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Kinda hot
No. 246134
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>>246120tbh I'm afraid that if I play SwSh I'll fall in love with him and he'll dethrone
Maxie as my Pokemon husbando
No. 246136
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It's this freak's birthday. He's pretty gay, but I bet he'd fuck a woman just for the experience of it.
No. 246140
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i can’t go through a day without reading levi fanfiction
No. 246148
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>>246145I was this close to getting this Ogata plushie for my birthday, if it wasn't for the cat ears
i think they are a bit too excessively cute, and as some other anon said it, he doesn't need them and if it was a tad bit cheaper to ship to my country, I would have bought it. They are so cute.
No. 246152
>>246140nice angle
>>246145this is so fucking cute, congrats
No. 246158
File: 1645825356430.jpg (63.87 KB, 640x360, EoFiTmKXYAI5lbn.jpg)
where are they when we need them the most
No. 246161
File: 1645826788698.jpg (35.22 KB, 350x538, IMG_20220220_180603.jpg)
Jason Todd could nerf me
No. 246162
File: 1645827801514.jpeg (198.78 KB, 940x739, 50D5E4AA-4143-4D1C-BB91-6AE944…)
>>244938>>244965He was also hot before his face melted off and he had his psychotic break. I’m sad enough that both versions are appealing to me. But fuck remorse, I want to sit on his lap so badly, nonnas.
No. 246169
File: 1645829814134.jpg (99.33 KB, 1920x1080, rufus.jpg)
no guillotine could take away the head im going give him
No. 246173
File: 1645834780215.jpg (100.86 KB, 491x450, Kaeldor.jpg)
>>246162HOLA PAPI
>>246161i want to suck him off
No. 246174
File: 1645835029258.jpeg (1.18 MB, 1351x1910, 65578868_p0.jpeg)
>>246140>that is official artThey knew what the fuck they were doing drawing your pic. I use to read a lot of his fics anon, do you have a favorite writer/story?
No. 246179
File: 1645836649814.jpeg (81.74 KB, 1024x576, D90B2A6B-D386-43FB-9806-F2D0A8…)
Say hello to my Elden Ring husbando
No. 246180
File: 1645837620415.jpg (81.73 KB, 791x1010, 2f91cb0e644077fab23e2781fbd739…)
You wouldn't be able to pry me off him with a crowbar
No. 246194
>>246180vintage thirst
my first video game crush
No. 246236
File: 1645873823807.jpg (288.48 KB, 2048x1670, autism.JPG)
>>246148agree, it’s cute but the chibi style+cat ears are a bit overkill.
>>245983hnnng anon you’re too kind. But yeah I loved it too and it sure did something to me, this bitch needs to be layed down.
love how that actually happened multiple times in canon already lol No. 246242
File: 1645878014393.png (10.98 KB, 517x94, T9uWhgt.png)
>>246136the good news is that he wouldn't leave you disappointed
No. 246274
File: 1645886157593.jpg (152.98 KB, 1402x2048, EwHLaxbVgAA1GcK.jpg)
>>246136Always loved that fanart of him, he looks hot.
>>246242I like how usami being good at sex is what makes him even more scary kek
No. 246347
File: 1645902934569.jpg (1.24 MB, 2500x1468, __lelouch_lamperouge_and_kurur…)
>>246310I think a good rule of thumb is that if I liked them in my teens then they are a part of the waifu/husbando harem forever. Also for newer interests, for the most part, if theyte built like Jojo characters or are mature looking then its fine. But characters who look like twinks are subject to debate. For ex. I adore Suzaku and Lelouch from Code Geass but that can be seen as
problematic to some people.
No. 246354
File: 1645904071670.png (1.63 MB, 1500x2117, 1645877755199.png)
i lovet this sexy old amnesiac and i want to do picrel and kiss and tease him a lot
No. 246355
File: 1645904214275.jpg (121.11 KB, 736x929, 221d11727c8cfb8c8d78846d64f3cd…)
>>246242This was actually a mistranslation, and what Noda says is "I can't see Usami actually having sex with women, but his unpredictability is his scariest trait". I still wanna believe Usami is good, though, and probably a freak too, like he is for everything else lol a man that has a jerk off battle on the street is definitely not shy in bed
>>246236>it’s cute but the chibi style+cat ears are a bit overkill.Glad I wasn't the only one to think so, then! My brother suggested me to get it and cut off the ears and sew it back together, but then I'd just feel like a monster lmao
>love how that actually happened multiple times in canon alreadNoda keeps us well fed, can't wait for Ogata and Sugimoto to meet again, hope there's fanservice
No. 246356
File: 1645904225447.png (333.41 KB, 542x299, Untitled.png)
>>246194picrel was mine. and god they made him hot as fuck in burial at sea
No. 246360
File: 1645905253391.jpeg (210.01 KB, 1300x1280, 9E37E688-3FBC-48B3-8282-2A320D…)
i don’t see the problem with being attracted to teenage anime boys; they aren’t real, after all. my husbando was a cute high schooler
No. 246363
>>246360go forth
nonnie, men brag about their loli fetishes with no shame so i never gaf about women objectifying fictional boys
No. 246380
File: 1645910797806.jpg (487.5 KB, 735x1000, FMh4gsoaAAERSxL.jpg)
Arghh
He is too powerful….
No. 246384
File: 1645911300655.jpg (173.79 KB, 839x1187, FKwifiQagAQnqtc.jpg)
>>246380I just wanna…
#floof his floofy hair gently No. 246395
File: 1645912905364.jpg (123.38 KB, 800x1024, Zelos_Status_(ToS).jpg)
>>246380>>246384I like him especially bc he faintly reminds me of my first husbando
No. 246397
File: 1645912948801.jpg (629.91 KB, 1584x2048, FL-RDH7aQAIuIqV.jpg)
>>246386Sengo Muramasa, he is not dumb he just wants everyone to behold his full nude power kek
No. 246399
File: 1645913486388.jpg (674.54 KB, 1448x2048, FKpMz6OUcAMpw2c.jpg)
>>246360basada
personally i just perceive every fictional character i like as my age No. 246406
File: 1645917396145.jpeg (136.62 KB, 928x928, 2F91846F-9731-461B-A842-67F942…)
>>246397Thank you from the bottom of my heart. This man is bodacious
No. 246408
File: 1645917706776.png (1.93 MB, 1000x1418, 4ACB68E8-0764-4040-8176-2B1D59…)
>>246397>>246406Fuck I just found out he has the same VA as Abbacchio. That's it, I'm officially hooked.
No. 246409
File: 1645918100977.jpeg (91.04 KB, 749x723, DC6FF5DF-BAEC-4D5A-B62E-EC3712…)
>>246360I honestly don’t know what to do when a character looks shotaish but is an adult or the equivalent of “sh-she’s 4000 years old!”.
No. 246411
File: 1645918422280.jpeg (92.39 KB, 739x1080, A305AFD8-C8E1-4CBE-B99B-1F5043…)
No. 246412
File: 1645918624288.jpeg (74.7 KB, 600x600, 134D18D2-0AA2-4E71-9044-091EAB…)
Snons
No. 246416
File: 1645919036239.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1170x2232, F2EEAC1A-D5F8-444A-8505-9C9230…)
>>246380I can see the appeal.
No. 246434
File: 1645926833756.jpg (503.37 KB, 877x536, EkXbgLkWsAEDUwN.jpg)
>>246354this but also with his brother
No. 246447
File: 1645933297628.jpg (280.23 KB, 1920x1080, IMG_20220227_022730.jpg)
>>246162I never knew he had a face… i think i perfer the skull tho
No. 246454
File: 1645943676532.jpg (190.79 KB, 896x1200, D7IahnVUwAAiO_t.jpg)
Board husbando?
No. 246516
File: 1645972514865.jpg (Spoiler Image,401.71 KB, 2000x2646, 5d441c7d2feb5e2f083903ec91539b…)
>>246380One serving of beef
No. 246522
File: 1645975442299.jpg (Spoiler Image,707.95 KB, 1601x2048, FKzHMm5VkAIZxOe.jpg)
>>246406>>246516>>246416>>246408I love how the Sengo love is spreading. Great taste nonnies he is the best. Such a sultry voice by Suwabe as well.
No. 246531
File: 1645978836922.gif (7.96 MB, 540x540, Tumblr_l_1274614973608362.gif)
No. 246534
File: 1645979604438.jpg (992.57 KB, 4000x3000, collage.jpg)
i'm obsessed
No. 246550
File: 1645986622256.jpg (114.04 KB, 1080x1920, EZ5172RU8AA3ZyH.jpg)
>>246169I need him to take me shopping and then fuck me on his desk at shinra hq and then take me on a date on his helicopter is that too much to ask
No. 246570
File: 1645990984272.jpeg (195 KB, 1102x770, C74A9B45-AA9D-4A29-814B-1F6480…)
>>246502I need to see that. Super hot.
No. 246603
File: 1646000266943.jpeg (107.82 KB, 589x589, D1148E28-8AEA-44BB-BAC9-A0B49A…)
Forgot to update
No. 246651
File: 1646020705505.png (2.59 MB, 1280x1329, 9B237F80-2B9F-413E-96C2-CFDF5A…)
heavy breathing
No. 246722
>>246620So far all we got is
>Tall and muscular>Goth>Perved on by Elsie>Sister (?)X2 is even taller>likely pro-feminist>Seems introverted/timid It's up to us to invent the lore.
No. 246824
File: 1646076666816.jpg (76.52 KB, 1125x780, 2ab263dd597e108ec20f88a70d7590…)
I want him to bite me pls
No. 246828
File: 1646078135260.jpeg (25.48 KB, 150x407, 1DE15B62-6961-4992-86E1-9749A7…)
Full HD imagine but I want Diluc to wear this when he sweeps me off my feet and carries me away from any sort of inconveniences because he wants me to be happy.
I also want him to be all mysterious and to the show at a party with this outfit and then I will be like “that’s the mysterious guy who saved me from my life plagued with minor inconveniences!!” And then he will hold my hands, he will look at me directly in my eyes and he will say that all he wants for me is to be happy and to stay with him forever, but then he stammers and gets all shy saying something like “w-well, only if you want to” and then we kiss under the moonlight.
No. 246893
>>246880That’s exactly why I want to fuck him,
nonnie, I’m glad you understand.
No. 246906
File: 1646091273873.png (11.02 KB, 400x400, Entp.png)
I want to fuck this son of a bitch and I'm sick of pretending i don't, look at him he thinks he's the shit he's so smug and I LIKE IT reeeeeEEE i hate myself so much
No. 246918
File: 1646094631460.png (814.17 KB, 970x1117, tumblr_abaf8dd895f8fc3768f88c5…)
someone PLEASE draw 2X-kun in jin's outfit
No. 246929
File: 1646097825429.jpeg (270.26 KB, 1448x2048, ECF805AA-3B57-472B-9514-2301B0…)
oho
No. 246935
File: 1646102680760.jpg (17.08 KB, 250x262, Robert_1.jpg)
it's absolutely FUCKED UP you can only play as a moid
No. 246936
File: 1646103233269.jpg (142.97 KB, 450x544, d2t0vga-a43a0076-7207-4d39-bd2…)
>>246517aha i would have more if i still had my first PC, but I properly destroyed it by downloading an insane amount of viruses to get free gaia cash.
i'm actually surprised that you can't find anything of him now. though i'm sure everything i had saved was very poor quality (picrel, probably something i saved), or just gay porn (as is most of what i can find). i guess i just completely misinterpreted how popular he was back then
but thank you for the very intense nostalgia trip i just went through trying to find anything
No. 246938
File: 1646104421926.png (1.43 MB, 1067x1079, lmfao.png)
would make him cry (sexily.)
No. 246941
File: 1646106854153.jpg (53.56 KB, 509x720, d38a8024ce21efecf7e88ba1335cc3…)
THIS MAN gave me a breeding fetish. now all my husbandos must be father material
No. 246942
File: 1646107313964.jpeg (42.05 KB, 750x648, 861505DF-CD94-43A2-8088-ACD244…)
>>246941Who is this anon? He looks cute
No. 246948
File: 1646110430951.jpeg (267.06 KB, 828x1110, F348FAB9-C9D8-4A5D-A54B-CAB007…)
>>246941Based, I want my retarded husbando to father my children too
No. 246950
File: 1646113322656.jpg (148.94 KB, 564x891, fdc3a57e761915cda8fe22af3ba008…)
It's my dear husbando's birthday today! Say something nice about him
No. 246958
File: 1646115253107.jpeg (78.18 KB, 1448x2048, E0h4p2yVEAQ24Fv.jpeg)
>>246948Kuroo would be a great dad,
nonny. I'm in love with the idea of dad!Sunarin personally
No. 246959
>>246950He’s cool lookin
Did u cut up his face to bully him
No. 246962
File: 1646116673141.jpg (499.29 KB, 1214x2048, Tumblr_l_950373328528656.jpg)
>>246960Thank you! i don't see HQ in here very often tbh.
No. 246964
File: 1646117202105.jpg (53.45 KB, 500x600, 3b13d46c9c545db967ba460da943be…)
>>246959No, he's a war veteran. I could never bully him
unless he really wanted itI would take care of his war wounds, though
No. 246965
File: 1646117297350.jpeg (952.85 KB, 1242x1174, A35E6043-936D-476D-A0D6-C88A26…)
is it bad that i wanna fuck the shit out of the fnaf purple guys son or whatever idc hes fine as hell
No. 246970
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>>246941beyond indulging in carnal desires, knowing i won't ever have my husbando's children hurts me the most because i know he'd be an amazing dad. I love him soooooooooooo much, I feel full of love right now, it's embarrassing. Love you, nonas
No. 246973
File: 1646123269023.jpg (1.2 MB, 4000x3000, fnaf.jpg)
>>246965theres something about him
No. 246985
File: 1646139677080.png (1.03 MB, 979x732, alucard.png)
I just can't resist him tbh
No. 246999
>>246973>>246965He's Michael Afton, he should look older tho
>>246997Lots of characters itt look kinda feminine to begin with, i don't see the problem
No. 247001
File: 1646149230039.jpeg (114.36 KB, 680x680, E1EA4BCD-5914-4B84-A008-B1BC8D…)
>>246950Happy birthday to your husbando! I haven’t read Golden Kamuy yet (I’ll get to it one day) but you and the other GKanons always look like you’re having a lot of fun. Are you going to do anything special for his birthday?
No. 247008
File: 1646152695057.jpg (195.52 KB, 914x1200, 1446167200700764170-FA_-NEiUUA…)
My guy pretty like a girl
No. 247014
File: 1646154969623.jpg (94.46 KB, 736x764, 35f780b70a64fe1777b0b9749796e7…)
>>247001Thanks, anon! I hope you like it when you read it, it sure is a wild ride. It has become my favorite manga. When you do, don't forget to join us at the GK thread!
if /m/ ever returnsI was thinking of just making celebration art, but I'm not sure if I'll have the time. I'm sure he's the type that would be just happy to have people remember it, though!
No. 247015
File: 1646155120351.jpg (121.39 KB, 1367x1076, E1UexxAXsAAzJnP.jpg)
>>246973THIS IS JUST JERMA
No. 247026
File: 1646158902806.jpeg (836.46 KB, 967x1080, FGzMMwhaMAEZDFa.jpeg)
>>247018They are all the same guy, Sugimoto Saichi. Middle one is him before the war, right is during the war and left is after the war.
No. 247040
File: 1646162209084.jpg (941.33 KB, 1014x1500, E5iiX0yVgAgnYCJ.jpg)
>>247024let me live in my delusion with this beautiful, beautiful man
he would take an entirely different approach towards his own biological children which i would happily keep giving to him. they would be treated like little princes and princesses, he'd be so happy to finally have a family of his own after being rejected so much, finally accepting the warmth that comes with touch, breaking out into hives less and less from stress and being in close proximity to others. they'd either have a quirk like his or be quirkless, both of which are acceptable, if he's still vying for that cause. my breeding fetish in relation to him is directly the result of imagining that he would fetishize quirkless women & give up his treatment of eri for a new resolve of just producing quirkless children himself
he's just a little autistic and has a one track mind but thats ok i can fix him and make him wear socks
No. 247060
File: 1646170910640.jpeg (520.94 KB, 1280x1707, 9AED122E-17B9-4199-8F79-ADBEC2…)
>>247053oh shit we Arthurposting?
No. 247061
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No. 247076
File: 1646180212734.png (Spoiler Image,184.75 KB, 570x366, uighfoiugehr.png)
what husbando would you do this to?
No. 247083
File: 1646181572047.jpeg (55.82 KB, 736x603, DAFD1141-DF85-4386-970E-78211F…)
>>247076All of them but specially him, I want to see him getting all embarrassed about it.
No. 247084
File: 1646182224449.gif (3.24 MB, 706x460, dejected.gif)
>>246985Wow
>>247015>>247023Jermafags once again picrel
No. 247097
File: 1646187430709.jpg (984.05 KB, 1400x2100, Chisaki.Kai.full.2924476.jpg)
>>246941Overhaul anon you're back! Thank you for blessing us with your presence and descriptive walls of text. You have a wonderful imagination.
>>247015You're right he does look like bishiefied Jerma.
No. 247105
File: 1646190968838.jpg (36.3 KB, 460x460, 553470a15419d6e2bd06c26286bfba…)
>>247097i'm not gonna lie i thought i was being sneaky and that my posts could be seen as being from different anons but i guess my adoration for him makes me sperg in the same way every time. thank you, nona
No. 247107
>>247076>>247096I am
>>246939 and cosign this choice wholeheartedly. Does anybody have anymore link stuff? Not to sound lazy but I don’t know where to find fancy fanart.
No. 247115
File: 1646196575167.jpg (358.02 KB, 782x1307, Untitled.jpg)
i will never lick up the sporty dilf's body while inhaling his sweaty scent after a game why live
No. 247116
>>247076whats the sauce
nonny? saucenao doesnt come up with anything
No. 247143
File: 1646218593370.png (1.6 MB, 1585x1040, zMq71Vy.png)
i love him (and emmet) so fucking much, it hurts
No. 247149
File: 1646226651861.png (126.05 KB, 500x318, tumblr_o1mxgrTvpb1r3j59ko1_500…)
nonnies, i don't think i'm strong enough anymore to resist it, im going to get a body pilow of my husbando… i tried to resist but im so lonely and i hate real men. i will probably hump it too
No. 247153
File: 1646229426515.png (3.31 MB, 2600x2402, 85538352_p9.png)
>>247149Do it anon! It's 100% worth the cost and potential shame from guests, I have never slept better.
No. 247156
>>247149Do it,
nonnie, just put a nice pillowcase over it when there’s people visiting.
No. 247160
File: 1646234275327.png (56.66 KB, 561x367, dVqo2od.png)
>>247155yes, but with me sandwiched between them
No. 247191
File: 1646256036865.jpg (105.13 KB, 512x1122, cfde9134451c924914658bd61ded21…)
>>247105NTA but god I was so mad when I realized that Overhaul had to wear that jacket with that ugly color combo, he lookes so much cooler in the manga or in fanart like in
>>247097 pic. Husbandos and waifus should never have to wear ugly clothes like that, it's a crime.
No. 247200
File: 1646261972227.png (Spoiler Image,45.69 KB, 516x680, EuU5ga2VkAAbFG8.png)
>>230201>>230169how does it feel to be most galaxy brained posters in the thread
No. 247207
File: 1646266340217.jpg (3.86 MB, 3995x2408, FDHf5l3acAEUH6e.jpg)
>>247191i have to agree he does look more intimidating in the manga but i love the color combo personally. makes him look
toxic. i did get a jacket like his that i wear outside 100% unironically though, so i do have an additional bias
now that you point it out though i am noticing how few fanartists work in the contrast
>>247127okay, fair. that's fair.
>>247149you should. body pillows are beyond comfortable on their own but when you wake up in your nest of other plush still curled up against your husbando it's a whole different start to your day.
No. 247208
I don't feel like a body pillow of my husbando would work. What should I do then?
>>247207>i did get a jacket like his that i wear outside 100% unironically thoughOh, that was you. That's pretty cool, I wish I had some clothes similar to my husbando's that I could wear outside every day.
No. 247213
File: 1646270378619.jpeg (187.84 KB, 1447x1151, 89BC9191-1219-4C78-93B0-A7C0B5…)
Watching aot isn’t enough I need to fuck him.
No. 247234
File: 1646281880834.jpg (581.18 KB, 1080x892, husband_shopping_when_youre_on…)
On the period again and my hips are killing me. I wished Reigen would massage and comfort me but that'll make me incredibly horny.
No. 247235
>>247228many
>>247230im sorry that the truth hurts you so much, id be embarrassed too
No. 247245
>>247235>>247235wahhhhh twitter artists are ruining my niche russian RPG and now I need to whine to other people who enjoy it in order to feel good about myself
>>247243Patholoic is a survival horror game released in 2005. It got a massive resurgence in popularity after Hbomberguy made a video about it and now there's a remake/sidequel out! I really recommend looking into it if it intrigues you, it's fun (and full of cute boys)
No. 247247
File: 1646289326343.jpg (691.52 KB, 1617x3072, tumblr_2ed5b572929956105be3d2b…)
>>246938YES YES YES I ALSO LOVE THIS ASSHOLE. I want to make him worse.
I've seen a few Patho nonnies lately and I am LIVING for it.
No. 247259
File: 1646299513405.jpeg (35.77 KB, 678x452, B56362B5-D97E-44A1-AA14-91EB30…)
I need him to knock my cervix into the back of my throat
No. 247267
File: 1646303132228.jpg (213.33 KB, 1500x895, 19876753891.jpg)
>>247266Here, have some pictures I thoroughly enjoy that I feel you might like too
No. 247276
File: 1646307140373.jpg (48.9 KB, 800x450, Da4D0nlVwAMUTAU.jpg)
happy birthday to big horni guy
No. 247297
File: 1646332082681.jpg (46.86 KB, 564x479, d20202f468968298765ece82a063fd…)
>>247276mwah happy birthday to this loveable small penised doughy dude
No. 247301
File: 1646334079383.jpg (148.45 KB, 1414x1462, FEyPhJPaMAAiTkJ.jpg)
>>247276Love him. I want the gk /m/ thread back already
No. 247316
File: 1646340807262.jpg (30.51 KB, 491x600, Shiraishi.Yoshitake.600.215613…)
>>247301I want it so badly as well, where are the mods/admin
Anyway Shiraishi looked hot with the uniform
but maybe that's just my military uniform fetish speaking No. 247369
File: 1646390069568.jpeg (Spoiler Image,177.95 KB, 748x1024, 6708DE77-C3FB-44FF-A49C-8B14C5…)
Can gods from mythology count as husbandos
No. 247383
>>247369I don’t see why not,
nonnie, some mythological gods can be interpreted in a very hot way.
No. 247388
File: 1646404909502.jpeg (109.83 KB, 479x680, 0F187F38-FA52-4E02-9152-FEE3C8…)
I want this.
No. 247449
File: 1646430622832.jpeg (30.38 KB, 508x219, 15B026FF-47FF-4EB0-B28B-DB6F06…)
Yo whose man is this.
No. 247456
>>247383Thank you for understanding and I agree
>>247390>>247452NO!!!!!
No. 247471
>>247234lmfao anon ily
S tier taste
No. 247472
File: 1646443949789.jpeg (314.98 KB, 2048x2048, tumblr_51c023042926f916d1f7785…)
Snape anon here and I'm back on my bullshit.
I got a nice new portrait of him that I framed and put by my bed. I just love him so much I feel like my retarded little heart could burst. He's so gorgeous and intelligent that it makes me so sad I'll never get to watch him flounce about in the dungeons and we'll never get to make fun of people together.
No. 247474
File: 1646445343094.gif (2.98 MB, 498x317, guzzy.gif)
I'M IN LOVE WITH AN EMO BOY
how does pokemon manage to have so many husbandos
No. 247504
File: 1646473742687.jpeg (101.41 KB, 1024x768, EFA8BBA2-0166-4E04-9135-D6C914…)
i don’t want to fix him. i want to beat him up until he learns to respect women (and also fuck him)
No. 247532
>>247504>i don’t want to fix him. i want to beat him up until he learns to respect women (and also fuck him)I have no idea who this is but that whole statement is on point, what an icon you are
nonny. Respect.
No. 247535
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>>247534>>247532it's Eddie Gluskin from Outlast
No. 247567
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>>247487was too bored for the rest
No. 247584
File: 1646498068625.png (828.92 KB, 1075x745, poketiermaker.png)
>>247487longtime fan but there's just way too many characters i don't really have an opinion on
maxie anon ily No. 247602
File: 1646505690996.png (1.89 MB, 1075x1565, HiHEDMD.png)
>>247487too many doubles, took the latest versions
No. 247607
File: 1646508288180.png (2.71 MB, 1064x2427, my-image.png)
>>247487I spent like 30 mins on this. I didn't remember a large chunk of these but I also haven't played the latest games. Also no generic grunts, I'm sad
No. 247644
File: 1646517011098.png (197 KB, 1064x465, my-image.png)
>>247487I barely know any of them, but I didn't see the guy who calls you on the xtransciever in Black and White 2, I would have put him next to Wally. I just realized, please don't take me for a creep who likes little boys, I just love Wally ever since I helped him catch his first pokemon I wished we could go on an adventure together, because he really cares about pokemon
No. 247658
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>>247487Only N truly matters. Everyone not shown is in D tier.
No. 247661
File: 1646521473470.jpg (83.5 KB, 850x814, __hilda_and_cheren_pokemon_and…)
>>247474I loved Cheren so much when I was younger, kicking his ass constantly only made my love stronger
No. 247665
File: 1646524034631.jpg (90.65 KB, 1005x1303, IMG_20220302_020602.jpg)
Who wants a sip of some cowboy bath water?
No. 247667
File: 1646524317474.png (418.87 KB, 936x649, download.png)
>>247487i wish the player character was older and had a menacing ferris wheel type moment with volo. i really like fate tropes.
No. 247680
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>>247487i will not be elaborating
No. 247683
File: 1646530527123.jpg (115.88 KB, 744x405, Screenshot_20220305-173456_Chr…)
Easy tier list
No. 247686
File: 1646531023766.png (1.22 MB, 1064x1103, my-image.png)
>>247487>>247567 anon here with an updated chart, everyone else is whatever
No. 247694
>>247683the most boring taste in the whole pokemon fandom
oops sorry I forgot this isn't the husbando roast thread
No. 247709
>>247694if that was a roast, I'm kinda disappointed, I expect a little better on lolcow
>>247702thanks nonna, I respect YOU
No. 247715
File: 1646546161436.png (2.26 MB, 1075x1746, my-image.png)
>>247487I rated all of them, even the ones I don't know (based solely on appearance/vibe)
No. 247723
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>>247487The only ones I would smooch.
No. 247725
File: 1646550141293.png (605.32 KB, 1064x554, my-image.png)
>>247487everyone else I don't care about
No. 247749
File: 1646557874250.jpg (243.92 KB, 1600x900, 227_p9_14.jpg)
>>247747Nta but the last guy is obnoxious as hell and there's so many trannies claiming him
No. 247751
File: 1646558121478.png (Spoiler Image,534.14 KB, 860x1214, uh oh!!!.png)
>>247747nta, but the blonde is volo from legends arceus.
>>247749>claiming an obnoxious okama who's a dick to anyone that isn't adamansounds about right
No. 247776
File: 1646569658199.jpg (538.71 KB, 1280x1480, tumblr_4f855a2794fff9a5eb6c694…)
literally this thread
No. 247790
File: 1646574928188.jpg (142.17 KB, 719x1280, tumblr_nkys0v8Xyo1rw2ejbo1_128…)
i think i have internalized misogyny, how do i stop liking my husbando and start liking another one
No. 247830
File: 1646587413861.jpg (48.08 KB, 564x547, 8d6136872ed2f13ad9fa4c5ff939b5…)
>>247829My husbando would love it then.
No. 247833
>>247775Probably "Grandpa I Don't (?) Like To Fuck"
>>247790What do you mean by that? Why would it be internalized misogyny to like one character more than the other?
>>247787Nonny what do you have against blond guys with blue and yellow outfits?
No. 247834
>>247790>>247833it's actually internalized misogyny to post shit like
>>247776shaming women for things they like is bro culture
No. 247847
File: 1646590396592.jpg (150.43 KB, 1018x844, artflow severus snape.jpg)
>>247472That's for you Snape anon.
No. 247851
File: 1646591577563.png (387.15 KB, 1280x720, 1646537251788.png)
Yes, this is obviously supposed to be some dumb reaction image but look at him!! LOOK AT HIM!!
No. 247853
File: 1646593600530.jpg (72.03 KB, 564x831, 9e6df05e5b6d7dbcf095a11e6dccb3…)
Someone posted this guy in /ot/, fuck it WHY does he die so early I just want a cute house husbando fuck it.
No. 247854
>>247849Youre seeing things in an unnecessarily negative light. The sexypedia is for cataloging characters which do not appear appealing at first glance yet are and the articles are clearly all written by diehard fans of the characters in question.
Whats more, viewing things in a joking way shows that we have maturity and are able to view ourselves with a neutral eye as opposed to manchildren who screech as soon as you as much as dare say anything about their waifus
No. 247855
File: 1646593978911.jpg (397.65 KB, 1280x845, 1637156372019.jpg)
>>247851hehe he's cute
>>247849some people really do think tumblr equals cringe equals bad, but others might not take it too seriously, or even be into sexymen, and still joke about it. I mean, I like a couple of sexymen myself and find pics like this pretty funny.
if someone talks shit about my husbando or try to shame me, but not in a joking manner, I will simply ignore it
No. 247863
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>>247783I am all for this. Arthur Morgan could be the biggest one at the center surrounded by other common husbandos at this thread. More examples: Komaeda, Adachi, Okabe, Shadow, Sniper and Medic, Kylo Ren, Pokeboys, Shane from Stardew Valley. Since Arthur is the center, I still think he'd come as the poster boy.
I made the last 2 or 3 threads including this one and although I don't care for Arthur Morgan like that, I like the meme of him being the poster boy. I think it's a good compromise.
No. 247866
File: 1646596944058.jpg (16.58 KB, 236x415, bruno.jpg)
>>247855I'm the one who posted this pic:
>>247776And I really didn't do it in a mocking manner. I am aware that the sexy man wiki exists, but I don't see it as a bad thing, at all. On the contrary, I see it as a social phenomenon between us husbandofags that SHOULD BE documented and even celebrated. If someone wants to laugh, whatever. But I want this to be seen and I'm happy there's an entire wiki for us weird girls who like weird characters. I mean, come on, would I really laugh at someone who likes komaeda if I myself like bruno? I want his big nose sexy man semen. So many things made by women or liked by women go undocumented through history and finally there's some way for us to undo that. I don't care if this means making a whole wiki about tumblr sexy men, because I am proud of being part of the tumblr sexy man lovers. Seriously, having weird husbandos really humanizes women in the eyes of others in my opinion, because we're expected to like what magazines and tv tell us to like, but here we are finding random characters sexy. Very radical and punk if you ask me.
No. 247867
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>>247866Well said well said
No. 247870
>>247866I'm not into the tumblr sexymen specifically (
I've never used tumblr but I checked the wiki when it was mentioned to see if my husbando was on there KEK ) but your explanation is what I was hoping that the intentions were.
> So many things made by women or liked by women go undocumented through history and finally there's some way for us to undo that.This is really true and makes me want to create more husbandofag content.
No. 247877
File: 1646598549220.png (139.49 KB, 472x349, asdfghjkl.png)
>>247866tbh they did him so dirty with ugly bulbous potato nose. Here's a more natural approach to his nose, while it is still big (I like big noses) it's way more natural looking. Free plastic surgery. You're welcome lmao
No. 247878
File: 1646598560385.png (363.55 KB, 720x800, im looking.png)
i love my ojisan idol. that is all.
No. 247883
>>247863I think a collage/chart would be neat, instead of editing all of them together. Arthur would be in the center. But the drawing board idea is good too.
>>247866Well said, nona.
>I want his big nose sexy man semenkek, based>>247868Double D is more of a childhood crush for many of us, in my opinion
>>247870>to see if my husbando was on thereDid you find him? I have a couple of husbandos that aren't on there but feel like they should. I would add them myself, but since I avoid their source's fandoms I have no idea if they count.
No. 247904
>>247899I agree with
>>247900I'm not even a fujo but that would be great. Although Fanlore already exists, more people need to contribute to it.
No. 247909
File: 1646604165521.jpg (Spoiler Image,257.5 KB, 800x1132, 91204540_p0.jpg)
>>247863I'm making one, what pokeboys should I add? I have not played a pokemon game in 7 years, so I'm not familiar with them.
No. 247915
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>>247914This is my LC sexyman
No. 247916
>>247915tbf fanart helps a lot
that's practically the only reason many characters posted itt are lusted after so much
No. 247918
File: 1646606055389.jpg (56.79 KB, 564x564, 2432398557d87b1ee10ef2994023e1…)
>>247909Nice, nona! Thanks! Who made the cut so far?
No. 247942
>>247938My character married a fictional crush on
Tomodachi Life and the children we made are ugly as sin
No. 247949
>>247482Thank you anon!
>>247847the jack sparrow and anime version are making me sweat.
you're a blessing, anon
No. 247950
File: 1646612357966.jpg (3.3 MB, 4412x4410, lolcow sexyman.jpg)
Based the character choice of the recommendations and characters I often see posted here.
Tried to include everyone I remember, but there is still space to add more, so just tell me if anyone else should be added.
No. 247951
File: 1646612442719.png (2.34 MB, 1064x2121, pokeboy tier list.png)
>>247568kek don't worry, that's fine
>>247584>longtime fan but there's just way too many characters i don't really have an opinion onyeah, same
hey>>247607>but I also haven't played the latest games.Me neither, so I just rate those based on appearance and what little I know about them.
>Also no generic grunts, I'm sadThose are generic trainer classes, there's only one for the males I think, but it's very incomplete:
https://tiermaker.com/create/male-npc-trainer-classes-967665 No. 247953
File: 1646612575058.jpg (63.86 KB, 1080x1061, 2ku7xc5rsxd41.jpg)
>>247950Nona this is perfect ily
No. 247955
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>>247950OH MY GOD, this is perfect, thank you anon!! Very happy to see my favorite Chris costume there.
No. 247960
File: 1646613594314.jpg (31.32 KB, 436x619, b11a958792455665becb586c057e0c…)
>>247950For Jojo men maybe Kira, Jotaro or Dio? They used to be popular. Also I am thinking now we could also use a waifu representation, but I have no idea which waifu is the most popular here in lolcow
Also maybe one of Kaneoya's boys, they are always present!
No. 247963
>>247950i find it hilarious that medic is on both images
also this is beautiful
No. 247979
File: 1646619380251.png (1.02 MB, 748x741, tumblr_113f4a369a9dd653d631357…)
>>247950Snape anon here, thank you
nonny what a masterpiece.
No. 247980
File: 1646619555727.jpg (3.71 MB, 4412x4410, lolcow sexyman 2.jpg)
>>247958>>247960>>247961>>247967>>247970Ok, here's the updated version.
I'm probably going to leave it like this, since there's not much space left. No. 247982
>>247980I love you,
nonnie.
No. 247997
>>247980I went somewhere right after you posted the first version so I couldn't reply to your post, but I'm glad you included this
>>247961Based
nonny, love the Arthur lol
aggie husbando board when No. 248005
>>247960>but I have no idea which waifu is the most popular here in lolcowI think Jolyne, everybody loves Jolyne
I know it's too late now but that's who I was thinking of
also Spamton but it's been a while since he was posted No. 248009
File: 1646633540075.jpeg (24.73 KB, 243x400, 92282.jpeg)
>>247980Anon, this is a masterpiece. All of my husbandos made it, I'm so happy
I don't have many>>248008Yes, I thought so too! It looks cute, like they have their sniper club or are protecting the thread from real moids lmao
No. 248021
>>247980Perfection nona, love it.
It should be the next thread op.
No. 248028
File: 1646642826653.jpg (17.93 KB, 480x360, oesgncbjkns.jpg)
It's so niche, but Carnby from Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare. Dark long hair, trench coat, funny, hot. I wish there had been more games with this design of him specifically. Finding a good pic of him was hard to find.
No. 248052
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>>247980thank you for the persona representation
nonnie No. 248067
File: 1646661398031.png (2 MB, 1912x1069, sengobeach.png)
>>247980I'm happy that my boy Sengo made it into this masterpiece.
No. 248091
File: 1646672078835.jpg (80.7 KB, 726x720, IMG_20220104_175132.jpg)
>>247980Oh no, guess I'm too late.
>>247471Ily you too anon.
No. 248110
>>247980Magnificent, thank you for including my husbando
s. Next threadpic pls.
No. 248116
File: 1646678157487.jpeg (231.11 KB, 1280x969, 7B590333-D13B-4B22-850F-882046…)
ghost squidward is hot. he can haunt me anytime, baby.
No. 248128
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>>247474SAME
I want to bully him so badly
No. 248170
File: 1646689410465.jpeg (Spoiler Image,244.68 KB, 2124x1098, EvBSSQYWgAIengL.jpeg)
Heart eyes motherfucker
No. 248200
File: 1646700929273.png (536.56 KB, 970x1100, Lets_Go_Pikachu_Eevee_Koga.png)
>>248121Well, Red is an adult in SuMo and in all fairness, he was redesigned to be handsome. Kinda gives me Jotaro vibes.
Not many people remember that, canonically, ORAS takes place in a different universe from the RSE one, including Game Freak who seem to have discarded that idea entirely along with megas, but also Maxie and Archie were given a lot more personality in the remakes and a radical design change, so they might as well be considered completely different characters from the originals, who were so similar to each other that they shared most of their dialogue in Ruby and Sapphire. That's why Gen 6 Maxie became my husbando but I'm mostly indifferent to Gen 3 Maxie.
Also, this tier list maker is missing Koga's LGPE artwork, that's my favorite version because he's covering his face with the scarf, and that's hot lol
But sometimes I prefer the original ones better, like Grimsley and especially Wallace.
>>248178That's a cookie? AWOOGA
No. 248205
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>>248159thank u for the source
No. 248208
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>>248178
Girl me too. The fuck.
His daddy's hot too.
No. 248209
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>>248204
>>248202
Oh I know that the mega evolution universe (ORAS) and the non-mega universe (RSE) are both canon and alternate universes. I'm referring more to other Pokemon media after the 3DS era. For example, in that GOTCHA! animated music video, where all the villains appear as silhouettes/shadows, it's RSE Maxie and Archie. That was really disappointing (the video was awesome otherwise tho). Although maybe that means nothing and I'm just over-analyzing after all. Now I'm the one who's sorry for sperging lmao
No. 248213
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I just watched some clips of my boy Cedric, he's so cute and such a nice singer too hahaI really want to destroy his pelvis aha
>>247980Oh this is GREAT good job!!!
No. 248223
File: 1646715543719.gif (2.28 MB, 500x297, 73d.gif)
>>248210Don't worry, you helped me realize that I got angry for no reason, since I'm a huge Hoenn sperg I thought they were ignoring certain Hoenn characters on purpose lmao
On a more on-topic note, these threads have made me love my old husbandos again. I'm gonna kms
No. 248228
File: 1646716703542.jpg (223.79 KB, 667x1000, getbackers.jpg)
pick one nonnies
No. 248230
File: 1646716769681.jpeg (115.8 KB, 796x1198, 8E68A89B-329E-4916-9849-FBA247…)
>>247851Isn't this your husbando
No. 248232
File: 1646717035716.png (15.34 MB, 4412x4410, 1646619555727.png)
Added Reigen and Cedric because I felt bad for those nonnies (not the orignial anon, sorry)
No. 248233
>>248232kek cedric is literally at the very top
nonnie, he's already there
No. 248234
File: 1646717935603.jpg (86.64 KB, 492x750, tumblr_on4v6yUeZD1rlnwwfo1_500…)
awooga
No. 248237
>>248233loool oopsie I'm retarded
Reigen needs to be there though
No. 248241
File: 1646719612067.jpg (57.74 KB, 418x550, napoleon-4.jpg)
anons, anons, what the fuck have I done to myself, I can't get over how attracted to him I am. I don't understand how I fucked my brain so bad, I know objectively he's not that attractive and wasn't nice to women but I'm devastated I'll never get to hold him
No. 248245
File: 1646720061580.jpg (41.44 KB, 487x650, 18-515198-2.jpg)
>>248242shhhhhhhh, napoleon had stronger bone structure when he was young
No. 248246
>>248241oh my god please original edit
nonny add Reigen and Napoleon (I was too retarded and added cedric twice KEK)
No. 248247
File: 1646720494685.gif (3.06 MB, 384x216, B8MAtMX.gif)
>>248227kek I know
It's even funnier in reverse imo
>>248229I've always said that Maxie is moe. You understand!
No. 248248
File: 1646721085762.jpg (401.3 KB, 800x800, 54089373_p0.jpg)
>>248213>he's so cute and such a nice singer too hahalol I know,
some of his songs are so… hnnngh>I really want to destroy his pelvis ahahaha same
Have this fanart that I found the other day
don't go to the artist's pixiv though>>248232>>248233>2 Cedricsnice
In all seriousness I'm glad that you added Reigen, he really deserves to be there
No. 248249
File: 1646721157560.jpg (3.49 MB, 4005x5679, default.jpg)
>>248245last one but FUCK the general's uniform is so hot, the way only his face and a hand are uncovered…
i wanna rub my face against his bulge hhnng No. 248257
File: 1646726272330.png (707.43 KB, 900x750, 78688950_p77.png)
>>248177Not that anon but for me, I just don't like Lusamine. She's an awful mother with dommy mommy fetish and attracts too many horny scrotes. I preferred Guzma to be with Selene since she's a cute self-insert and both her and Guzma have a cute and funny dynamic.
No. 248265
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>>248246You can just edit over the bottom Cedric with Napoleon
but if he can be added let commie join, the unconventional male thread was spammed with some of his onlyfans leaks not so long ago so kek No. 248273
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>>248232Thank you
nonnie! I'm happy to see Reigen in the big picture.
No. 248277
File: 1646735772137.jpeg (406.34 KB, 864x1080, B927D984-0E1B-42BF-B598-058D26…)
himb
No. 248292
File: 1646755754666.png (1.03 MB, 930x662, servemefoodpls.png)
>>248051Well said. I love how
protective he was of Sara, and how he started crying after he gets the apron. I'm way too emotionally invested in this character. Fuck it again! Also please serve me food.
>>248224Kai from Your time to die.
No. 248294
>>248257NTA but my only problem worth Selene is that she's canonically about 14 years old.
Of course, that doesn't matter much if you consider her to be older for self-insert purposes as I'm sure many people do.
No. 248303
File: 1646763010222.jpg (48.37 KB, 500x600, 1ca24d1d72ecba7554eed2864877d5…)
>>248292He da best
I love his face
No. 248306
File: 1646764868476.jpg (118.02 KB, 623x822, lucius-malfo and hook jason is…)
>>247949My pleasure anon. I would make more but artflow requires registration now.
Since we are into dark husbandos, may I mention Jason Isaacs great performance as Lucius Malfoy.
I think he's even hotter as Captain Hook.
No. 248316
File: 1646769054892.png (2.26 MB, 848x1200, 1641903235101.png)
He's just quaint!
No. 248317
File: 1646769727589.jpg (59.43 KB, 666x592, 665f8f7607a90870cfe80.jpg)
My heart cannot take it he is so cute
No. 248319
File: 1646770565040.png (598.56 KB, 783x437, Capture.PNG)
i want him so bad
No. 248320
File: 1646770642254.png (1009.15 KB, 776x583, Capture1.PNG)
>>248319every day my heart breaks that fantasy men will never be real
No. 248324
File: 1646771105874.jpg (538.22 KB, 1280x1599, tumblr_844060c6e826df979c232cd…)
I frequently fantasise about Arthur. Especially when he grabs his belt. Many real men cannot compare
No. 248327
File: 1646772348728.jpeg (395.02 KB, 1280x1600, 2CCDAF55-6E57-4E92-AB9C-98F59F…)
>>248324Why men doesn’t automatically turn into perfect himbo husband has me furious
No. 248332
File: 1646773188252.png (1.78 MB, 1258x1210, FAhwocmUYAQBrZp.png)
>>248316you get it
nonnie. i adore him.
No. 248392
File: 1646788880790.jpg (4.39 MB, 1591x1770, 90867249_p2.jpg)
>>248316>>248332Nonas, the fact that I can't be his wife crushes me every day.
It feels like Fromsoft created the perfect man just to mock us and make real men look even worse than they already are, just by pure comparison. How can I come back to men after Solaire, it's like telling me to eat spoiled garbage after waving a 5 star gourmet meal in front of my face.
It's just not fair.
No. 248394
File: 1646790300763.jpg (17.06 KB, 563x357, a21dd527983282d5b0a4b6babf1afa…)
>>248208Exactly anon, I can't wait for him to come home ♥
>>248292He is so pretty… the main reason I want to get into YTTD
No. 248402
File: 1646792527650.jpg (6.6 MB, 4412x4410, 1646619555727.jpg)
(not original nonny) Ok I fixed it, I deleted the second Cedric (lol) added Napoleon and fixed a minor error with Reigen. I hope everyone feels represented now ♥
No. 248403
>>248306Snape anon here.
Jason Isaacs is absolutely devastating in his role as Lucius. I remember watching CoS in elementary school and realizing he was by far the most attractive man in the series.
Took me until my teenage years to realize I just like older (morally grey) men.
Lucius is peak himbo energy to me. Hot, but absolutely dumber than a bag of rocks. But I love a good dark!husbando (obviously lol) so he's a very solid choice for a husbando. Good taste anon.
He's more "attractive" as Captain Hook, but what can I say? I love Lucius' cold, cool demeanor more. It's more attractive to me, personally.
He makes a wonderful villain, and honestly, what's better than that?
No. 248404
File: 1646792726345.jpeg (173.68 KB, 625x960, tumblr_c55927ededfc0d697cb0595…)
I want to smack that book out of his hands and sit on his lap instead and we can talk about potions and all the things we hate.
No. 248406
File: 1646793168240.png (5.91 MB, 2800x1480, 123456789.png)
a comparison (just noticed carreyfag representation is kinda missing sorry but you are seen and heard sisters)
No. 248408
>>248399different nona, but He's such a tragic character, very friendly and helps you out all the time. I was crying my eyes out when I had to fight him. My next walkthrough I had to serve chaos witch for a chance to save him.
P.S.
Pretty much all the characters in Dark Souls are tragic, but Solaire does not deserve none of that.
No. 248416
>>248403>>248404I don't know why but I love you Snape anon.
>I just like older (morally grey) men.same, I realized that recently. I already knew I was into older male characters but specifically the "morally grey/villainous" part.
>>248413NTA but I'd post that sort of stuff either here or in the sexual fantasies thread if it gets too long or is too general.
No. 248454
>>248402thank u
nonnie ily
No. 248458
>>248406Looking at the left image I don't really feel anything but the right one just feels like home. I haven't seen or played most of the things the characters are from but I know them, because my lolcow anons show me what is so great about them. I look at them and I think "Oh hey it's the guy!"
Ok anyway here is something embarassing I've been thinking about, I imagine my husbando brings me chocolates because I feel bad but they melted in the car so I try to eat them but get chocolate all over my face, and he wipes it from my face with his thumb. And then he sticks his finger in the melted chocolate and into my mouth, and then I do the same to him…
No. 248475
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>>248473please do share
nonnie everything i find seems to be genderspecial shit
No. 248481
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>>248475the ones i've read have been "neutral pronoun," unfortunately. it's dumb as hell that something can be so clearly written for women but still have the "but it's neutral pronouns!!" shtick.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37426150 and
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37557601 were the ones i liked, please no bully.also, does anyone know how to save fullsize popiku images? i'd like to just download them instead of having to screenshot.
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>>248481much appreciated!
No. 248490
>>248458>I haven't seen or played most of the things the characters are from but I know them, because my lolcow anons show me what is so great about them. I look at them and I think "Oh hey it's the guy!"So cute and so true, anon! It's even better when I see one of these dudes in the wild and I'm like "Oh, that's
the husbando!"
Also I've also found out some gems because I got curious about the media they are a part of, so I am thankful.
No. 248501
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>>248400I often daydream of
Me appearing in the Genshin world and hanging out with Diluc, I actually just thought of a funny daydream in which I get some clothes from the knights of favonious because they think I’m a lost traveler and Lisa somehow likes me, so I get a nice knee length skirt, tights, frumpy long bloomers, a frilly blouse, a simple corset and boots.So then Diluc says that he would rather help me than let them help me, I tell him that he’s being ridiculous, and show him the border of my knee length bloomers, he blushes so much that his face is almost the color of his hair and says that such things are inappropriate.when he calms down we’re at the marketplace and we see Amber and Eula but he doesn’t even bat an eye at them and actually keeps me closer as he wonders if he should wear more revealing clothes because he’s afraid of me finding any them attractiveSo next time I see him -I would be living in a house at the winery- he’s awkwardly walking around with some buttons of his shirt open and without a jacket or gloves, trying to make sure I look at his chest because he wants me to like himwhich results on me tripping on my feet because I can’t stop staring and then falling face first on between his juicy pecsOh to be a cringe isekai MC with the lucky pervert skill.
No. 248504
>>248494It's completely okay!
To be fair, most of the things I watched/read/played were already in my "to do" list so to speak, but seeing nonas mentioning constantly mentioning it here pushes me to start it sooner, like Mob Psycho, Way of the House husband and Golden Kamuy
and I am so happy I did, because it is now my favorite manga I'd highly recommend it, wish I started it sooner so I could ask my relatives to buy merch in Japan when they lived in HokkaidoEven RDR2 - I don't have that much interest in playing it, but my brother once asked me to hang out and watch him while he played and I accepted in a heartbeat because I was reminded of our poster boy Arthur lol
No. 248512
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I Would Have Saved Him
No. 248513
>>248501I just self insert as Lumine I like being the main character, but nobody in Genshin is husbando material for me yet.
Just non-canon to the headcanon fantasies of messing with Razor or Itto or random samurai guys.
No. 248517
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>>248481I usually log in (so I can load fullscreen images) and use the keyboard shortcut (in Chrome it's ctrl+shift+i) to open dev tools and get the full image that way. If you do it that way the full-sized image link will be in the HTML here.
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>>248513I honestly can’t relate to Lumine because
I wouldn’t look for my brother to begin with that sounds like a waste of time but I also like the idea of befriending the travelers, they’re cute.
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I want to have a "fondness event" with Kai.
No. 248552
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>>248400I'm into Touken Ranbu so I like to imagine that I'm the saniwa/master and whatever me and the guys would be up to when I'm not working. So I imagine them doing favours for me, just hanging out and chilling and of course picking one or two for bed duty.
No. 248562
>>248400sex
raising our children
more sex
No. 248592
>>248409>I think we should have a thread about that.anon… read the OP again and then once more please:
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to ganbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
etc
Stop being shy. This is the perfect thread for that, don't be silly now!
No. 248604
>>248603I love you,
nonnie.
No. 248614
>>248400I would NEVER post my elaborate fantasies on this site involving my husbando. At least not mentioning his name. And even then I'd still be afraid of other nonnas being familiar with him and figuring out who I'm talking about, for some reason I'm terrified of the thought, but I'd gladly say who it is if I was 100% sure that no one here knows about him. Anyone else feel the same or am I just autistic?
>>248517>use the keyboard shortcut (in Chrome it's ctrl+shift+i) to open dev toolsOr right-click > inspect element to make it easier to find the source URL for the pic.
No. 248621
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>>248416Thanks anon! Ily too! You have good taste that's for certain!
Do you have any other husbandos? Or is Lucius your main husbando? I'd be curious to hear of any other morally grey men you're into. I have no doubt they'd be s tier.
>>248616Same. This is the best thread, it's nice to just let loose with fellow nonnies about our husbandos. I feel like I can be the turbo Snape autist I was meant to be.
No. 248623
Since none of you weaklings (jk ily ♥) want to discuss your awesome sexual fantasies with your loving husbando, I'll list some of mines:
>Licking his penis, up and down, seeing his gooey precum leaking, then ask him if he likes it
>Proceed to hear his embarassed voice, and then put his whole penis in my mouth, and hearing his sudden grunt
>I giggle, and start sucking him off, while I rub and gently massage his balls. I look up at him and smile, and I can tell he's feeling very good.
>Position myself on top of his sloppy wet dick, and whisper to his ear "…I want all of your cock, inside me, raw and mighty"
>He thrusts like a desperate beast
>cum
>cuddle for the rest of the night ♥
No. 248629
>>248623Damn girl that's pretty explicit
I just wish it were a cold day and me and my waifu shared an oversized jacket and when her hands were cold she'd slide them under my shirt to keep them 'warm'
or it could be vice versa No. 248640
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>>248292Nankidai teased him as a protag in your time to shine recently, so hold on nonna, content coming soonish
No. 248642
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are there no ace attorney husbandofags on lolcow? I forgot if there are. Tell me your fave
No. 248646
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>>248632Kek I love how you added him, adding jim carrey now for the carreyfags too
No. 248647
>>248642Would let the one on the left dominate me
Would dominate the one on the right
Simple as!
No. 248651
>>248649I wouldn't
nonny pls go ahead
No. 248660
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>>248642He's just so cute and the dynamic with his wife is so adorable.
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>>248651Ok. Pls don't laugh. When I was like 14 I drew a self-insert chibi comic about us and Phoenix was also there as a side character. Ironically, when Dual Destinies came out Phoenix became my husbando for a while.
>>248660I agree he's super adorable and also think that he and his wife are cute together.
I used to ship him with Luke lol No. 248663
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>>248642Edgeworth, always. Although Gavin and Van Zieks are up there too.
No. 248667
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>>248642hobo nick! tbh all of them except the hags, fatties, and moe
No. 248668
>>248646But Jim Carrey is not a character, I don't think he fits.
Could use his space for Gojo or Snake/Big Boss, they are also popular
No. 248673
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>>248400I'm still reading the manga after watching season 2 so my fantasy might change a little if I finish reading it.
Since I'm currently working in a boring, repetitive and somewhat shitty job, I sometimes daydream of getting massages from Reigen and working for him in his shady business while slowly developing our romantic relationship.Despite not having any psychic powers, I'd like to help any way I can. Especially that one time Reigen said something about people with special powers are no more or less than others so definitely I'd be willing to help with the best of my abilities along side with Mob, Serizawa, Dimple and maybe Ritsu and Teru. We can go on crazy supernatural cases and later hang out to eat together. Speaking of Mob and Serizawa it's funny to think that Reigen is taking care of three introverts since I'm a pretty shy and reticent person irl. Also Reigen would give me some good advice and words of widsom to help build up my confidence and to become a better person as I'm falling for him even more. No. 248675
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I don't fantasize much about my husband's, but since most live in traditional japanese houses, I imagine a lot of stealth futon joining and tatami fucking in the dead of night, including even the tatami burns. Bonus points if it's cold and I can see the snow though the yukimi sliding doors while getting railed. Lots of panting and hot, heavy air. Very sloppy kisses and dizzy head from pleasure overload.
Usually I'm not myself either, I am a better version of myself that lives in that universe, like it's just my conscious with an idealized self insert, I guess?
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>>248642hosonaga (coughs blood) and godot (cries blood)
No. 248687
>>248675this
triggered a deeply repressed memory where I wrote a fanfic in the same vein at 15
No. 248688
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>>248642Gumshoe. He is the ultimate himbo and I JUST KNOW HE HAS NICE SOFT TITTIES
>>248667Based
nonnie No. 248694
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HHHHHNNNGHHHHH
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>>248627dont we all nonna
No. 248712
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>>248604Love ya too, chap
No. 248731
>>248241everytime I see him I think about his kink for girls not washing and wanting his partner to stay dirty for him.
where's that anon spouting about how much Napoleon was into giving oral ?
No. 249220
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hes not really my husband, i just think hes gross in a sexy way and i want to dom him