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>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/193846
For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny: >>>/g/273807
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BABY YOY KNOW THAT I MISS YOU
I WANNA GET WITH YOU
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I want to officially thank the anon that posted about Brett in the last thread, it made me check out the cartoon, and now I love him as well.
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I love my new tiddy mousepad of him so much. I feel healed every time I touch him.
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I just know that he has a nice and well-kept pink bush and a large (but not too large) beautiful dick with a tattoo saying "Saddharma Pundarika Sutra" on it. All of him looks beautiful and that is why he wants to prance around naked all the time. The tragedy is that we will never see him fully nude.>>286058
Wow lucky! Can you post a pic of it?
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I just NEED to design and manufacture my own plush/keychain/whatever before the year of the tiger is over. The sketches are there, I just need to stop being so lazy…
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Hhahaah noo don't shoot yourself in the head.
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A fellow intellectual!
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Wait does it count as monsterfucking if I wanna do Mahito?
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I can't pin point what it is about him that is so attractive to me, he's not even the most physically attractive dmc guy to me, I think Vergil and Dante look hotter but who cares! His body language and the way he speaks and the emotionality and his cute and genuine personality? He's got this boy next door essence despite the edginess. I can't watch any dmc v playthroughs anymore because I have to pause constantly to swoon
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Hey Chriswife, have you seen this statue?
Oh gosh, the list feels never ending so here are some highlights I'm super excited for!
Yakuza—literally any game—it's a smorgasbord of potential malewives! RDR2, Resident Evil (zombie games scare the hell out of me, but I was playing RE4 with a friend and I want Leon and Helena to crush me between them), and beautiful, precious, angel baby Raiden from MGS. Also, Touken Ranbu cause of course.
Captain Harlock and the movie from 2013 looks especially amazing. I'm getting melancholic BlackJack vibes and I heard he respects women so what more do I need? Kengan Ashura cause of the himbo, Land of the Lustrous, that beautiful familiar from Vampire Princess Miyu, Outlaw Star, Saint Seiya, Beyond the Grave, Wolf's Rain, BNA: Brand New Animal, Dororo, Space Battleship Tiramisu, and there are many more, but my mind's at a blank and my bookmarks are across multiple folders. I've got 2 more threads to go so I'm adding more to the harem as we speak.
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I wish she had more non coomer style figures. Too bad as soon as she had a kid she stopped being cool.
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You're welcome! So glad to see someone else who also loves Brett! He's just the sweetest handsome sunshine around.
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I'm really bad at not being self deprecating about it when I'm not being a total major sperg about him. Please pray for me, nonnas.
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This made me chuckle. For an "odd" husbando, he sure is popular. When Shadow is shown at conventions the cheers get noticeably higher in pitch.>>285973
I'm really happy to see a fellow Shadow appreciator here. Shadow deserves lots of love and care, and I just can't get over how nice that fluff on his chest looks. I want him to read me a dictionary with that nice voice of his.
not her but, kek, Shadow never made me go feral but I've felt some type of way about him for probably over a decade now.
there's just something very charming about him.
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Toriyama has the very old Japanese man habit of turning every single cool female character into a background housewife after they get hitched
Bulma >> beautiful billionaire genius and one of the protagonists in the first part of the story >> Trunks' mom, manlet's wife and sugar mama
Chi Chi >> Cute warrior princess >> Country bumpkin tiger mom and wife to an idiot who probably just loves her as a friend
Android 18 >> Stunning, literal living superweapon >> another manlet's wife
Videl >> Adorable badass who could've been an awesome Z fighter in her own right >> Housewife of the one Z fighter who doesn't even want to fight
I don't even like Sonic games that much, but I always had a soft spot for Shadow. Maybe because he has the most personality out of all characters and has a very cool design. He is very edgy, maybe too edgy for a Sonic game, but I never thought it was bad, more so bad, it's good way. And I don't mean it in a bad way.
So, great taste, Nonna. Hope you are happy being together with your husbando.
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I have not, dear lord, thank you anon! This one is priority for me at the moment though. I recently had the courage to put up my giant Chris Village statue on top of my desk and it's so funny to see a whole ass man right next to my Pokémon and Sanrio plushies.
I'm jealous, I wish my husbando got a figurine like that.
Is it your desk at work?
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I love this deranged, absolute madman terrorist. He attacked the Americans, that's husbando material enough for me!
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Moral of the story: women have never needed marriage to be their best selves, but men certainly need them.
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Oh to have my two favorite himbos serve me a refreshing beverage on a hot summer day
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>>286158>Space Battleship Tiramisu
wtf I didn't know this existed. How is this so female-gazey? I'm gonna watch it now.
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my retarded ass didnt add the file
If you aren't a gay man don't use that faggy term that conjures up images of femboy traps.
And If you are a gay man, gtfo.>>286219
Probably Yuri on Ice.>>286226
I really should finish watching this, the last in season anime I watched.
NTA, I agree with the sentiment but I think you're being a bit too aggressive.
Anyway I think a better term to use is husbando or househusband, personally
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Househusband has the better je ne sais quoi in English, but doesn't work in the varying contexts like Husbando does.>>286250
No need to be so aggro, just assume she's ESL or something. Nonna's clearly so ecstatic making lists of potential guys for her future harem, I'm happy for her.
Art that has Ogata's undershirt showing always feels so scandalous>>286250
nta but chill. I like the term malewife it's fun and gives a different vibe than husbando. I never relate it to femboy traps moreso to subservient men who are otherwise very masculine like >>286257
The aggression from anons and paranoia of gay scrotes in the husbando threads is getting tiring, ngl.
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god I want to fuck him. time to rewatch yugioh
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I shouldn't watch this, my heart doesn't have room for yet another silly cartoon husband
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Thanks to the nonas for being so nice about it. I didn't mean malewives in the gay moid way, but as a loving, doting guy assuming the traditionally female roles as caretaker and emotional support. I just felt like it fit and that it was cute.
Also! I don't feel like I'm worthy to call him my husbando, but Elrond from the world of Tolkien is it. He's just so wonderful in every way, even his few flaws, and the way he's overcome so much, yet has created a safe haven for those around him like—what mortal man could ever? I'd never want to meet him, I don't even want him to know of me because I think he'd be able to see even the most unlovable parts of me at a glance. The thing is, I think someone like him could even find something lovable in me and that's why it's hard not to admire this warm and noble spirit.
And I play Touken Ranbu on web browser and forgot the game came to switch. I just remembered that Cheer Danshi is on my list and I wanted to share in case any nonas were interested in cute cheerleader husbandos.
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>>286258>Art that has Ogata's undershirt showing always feels so scandalous
Why is this so true though
Geez sensitive much, should I have said please.>>286279
That's still bad, instead of being faggy you're just being misogynistic. Why can't a husbando be kind and doting, why does a kind man have to be a wife.
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You must be one of those bitches that doesn't take out her tampon when shitting that shitposting mentioned; you've got something stuck way too up your cunt, calm down a tad.
I wanna see more cute speeches from nonnas like >>286279
and less stupid in-fights because of moid paranoia from elsewhere on the site.
Whatever you're getting at has nothing to do with fictional characters.
I'm just saying, I don't care what dumb reasoning you have 'malewife' is still a trashy meme word that shouldn't be used by a woman.And I wasn't ripping anybody's throat out, lol, do I have to use tone indicators miss I saw that deleted post.
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To me, husbandos reign supreme over irl moids because they have aspects that we wish irl moids have but will never be capable of having, along with the comfort that they will never do you dirty or act out of line.
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There's all of the appeal of the violent guard dog type of guy with none of the actual danger of being at his whims or being caught in any crossfire.
God, I'm so
in love with my dumb monkey eared Italianio. I love everything about him, including his imperfections. Maybe even especially
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not the anon you replied to but narancia is so sweet, I love how he was so nice to trish and empathized with her
I miss the part 5 boys so much I wish araki would make a oneshot with them or something
>>286333>I love how he was so nice to trish and empathized with her
Yes! I like how he admits that he doesn't understand girls but still figures out that Trish wanted to be asked if she was ok by Bruno. I hate how he's reduced to a retard in memes when he's actually really intelligent, he just didn't have any proper schooling.
>I miss the part 5 boys so much I wish araki would make a oneshot with them or something
Same, sis, same.
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My image didn't post, sorry nonnas
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My first husbando and one of my inspirations to become a writer. I just want to make him happy, keep him safe, drink some coffee and have gentle femdom sex.
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It really was sweet… I like how it was a more loving and less vulgar depiction of sex, it sucks how most people just view it as "Lol the manga turned into a hentai XD" instead. I personally don't mind Kaneki having a kid, because his relationship with Hinami was adorable and I actually see him becoming a good father, but I don't really like the ship between him and Touka, it feels more like something that happened out of obligation than a natural thing. In my case, I'm not a fan of that kind of ship dynamic.>SpoilerDon't feel shame nonna! A lot of unique husbandos get posted here, no judgement on this thread
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Share, nonna, at least I won't judge you.
Thank you nonnas. It makes my heart really happy to see other people who think he's cute too. I am happy, I've loved him for around 8 years now. >>286326
Husbando's imperfections are part of what makes him perfect, in a sense. I completely agree with you there.
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Who is Barney? From now on any other answer that is not painfully obvious will be discarded.
100% agree with Kaneki+ Touka. It seemed to me that it went from 0 to 100 real fast, real soon. Kaneki didnt really show attraction towards Touka, more like shame and embarrassment for stuff he or she would do, but there was never any sexual tension whatsoever. (just have to mention my opinion comes from the manga since I never watched the anime)
My TG husbando is Arima. Oh god his type of character (serios/stoic/silent etc) make me go crazy. Extra points because his hair was white and most of my fave husbandos have white hair
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true he is pretty clever throughout the show
I'm personally in love with the grumpy goth wino kek but narancia is super adorable too so I can definitely see why you like him so much!
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Arima was so handsome and cool! I liked Nishiki a lot too, his relationship with Kimi just really touched me.>>286379
Thank you, nonna. You have such great tastes too.
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DEDEDE ANON I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND PLEASE RESPOND
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aw thanks narancianon!
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Stoic/silent types are really good, they often have a very mysterious vibe. And goddess taste for liking white haired husbandos, it's a really nice detail in many characters. Also, I'm mostly going by the manga too, since it's more complete, so don't worry!
I don't like that term either but I enjoy how passionate your posts are nona.
Never heard of Cheer Danshi, it looks really cute!
Omg I NEED it. Either that's from 2001 or someone's printing new stuff, either way I'm happy and also touched to be remembered aaaa
Sorry if I accidentally ignored anyone, I've been banned for no reason and I'm posting from another computer so my time on LC is pretty much done when lurking itt is a lot less fun than talking to people…>>286016
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Posting about him again because this man will be the death of me. His smile is so soft, I want to pet his hair and shower him with kisses and affection so badly.>>286158
Amazing list nona and glad you want to check out Kengan Ashura because of him. Now I'm curious of what your reaction will be.
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So I've been on an Ace Attorney kick lately, and I've just discovered there were originally "dark" versions of Phoenix and Layton during development for the VS game that came out on the 3DS. Picrel is dark!Layton's concept, and the variant on the right captured my heart immediately. Ever since then I haven't been able to shake him off my mind or daydreams, it's ridiculous. I already love the original Layton because he's so sweet and gallant, but he never made me outright lustful like THIS. I'm literally fussing over a vapor husbando that doesn't exist and I almost feel retarded for it
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This is Barney, I love Barney Calhoun
, he is my husband, and we have been married for a while now.
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Oh wait, you were talking about the survey, right? I didn't post in it, I thought the Barney the dinosaur post was a strange shitpost and I randomly replied to it, sorry for the confusion nonna. (Though I imagine the anon that posted that name in the husbando poll also meant him, since I don't know any other characters named Barney. Whoever you are, the other Barney-anon, I love you, you have great taste.)
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>>286478>still take him out for walks
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I don't even care about winning anymore, I just want to see him on my screen as much as possible.
Yes the female characters are great, and also you should read the four panel comics that are at the end of various chapters. They're really cute and also it's where the dorky side of the characters really shine. There's a collection of all of them on imgur, but some are related to the story so I won't spoil anything.
Hope you will enjoy reading the manga!>>286443
Go for it nona. I started to write fics fairly recently, and even if they're cringe or badly written it's better than waiting forever for a good fic about your man.
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Who cares he's hawt>>286522
Monkey man makes me wanna go ape kek
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i think the gap moe a tired faux-ojisan can provide is some of the strongest and most erotic material known to womankind. i really hope the recent trademarking of sidem means there's a console game in the works.>>286236
he's so gorgeous. one day i'll manage to pick up his figure
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I really want to get back into fic writing, it's been difficult because of various of irl things, but one of the last times I was able to I was really deep into writing a Narancia/Reader. I'd say it's half complete or more, but I'm also a ridiculous perfectionist. But now I have a second major problem, nonnas: I can't read my own fic to proof read it or write more of it. I get so
overwhelmed that I turn into an anime schoolgirl caricature. I'm in my twenties jsyk.
I'm talking a fully red face, sputtering to myself, hyperventilating, unfocusing eyes, I've even walked into things after getting up to remedy myself. I can't make any progress because my brain fries and drifts off into my fantasies, then snap
hours have passed. I should probably just work on a ship fic, but this is like a feat that I need to accomplish for myself now. Please find some humor out of my utter patheticness and wish me luck in the future.
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The black haired one is actually goku in super saiyan 4 (ssj4) form. And yes he has red eyeshadow for some reason.
The red haired one is ssj4 gogeta,the fusion between ssj4 goku and vegeta. They're non canon because they come from dragon ball gt but that doesn't stop ppl from loving them and they're in the dragon ball spin off media like heros and the video games (pic rel is db fighterz). >>286544
I like the normal and sssj4 versions of him and vegito. I'm a sucker for the fusions but ssj4 gogeta is my main husbando. He's just so nice to look at.
>tfw no furry buff monke boi
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i miss him so fucking much its not even funny. i have actually cried about how much i miss him.
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I want McNulty so bad
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I can fix him.
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I legit want to be friends with her and now I'm fucking sad. I want her to tell me about all the kirby and dedede stuff in her mind because I love passionate people and I love kirby.
Folks shit on people with weird waifus/husbandos a lot, but as long as said waifuists are sane people I don't mind it and fully support them. I mean, I was a Starscream bitch back in middle school kek.
At least it's not a waifuist with an anatomically correct Squidward doll (yes, fully modeled if you catch my drift) or that one weird lady who had deformed Hapsburg king as husbando. Now this is creepy.
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I really like her, I like when people tell me about the videogames they like and play. I like when people tell me about their collection. I like when people sound knowledgeable. I like weird people as long as they're innofensive. If she ever posts her discord or email on the ff thread, I will offer her my friendship. I don't care how autistic she might actually sound on a voice call, I think she's neat. As long as she isn't a racist weirdo like parappa anon though.
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Oh god I need rule 63 medic to dominate me so bad
I like her design, but that jaw… with a jaw like that she looks like a tranny. Sorry, nonnie
Why would I write "NTA but".if the op wasn't responding to anyone, though? That's not how it works.>>286670
I get where you're coming from, but not only is she breaking rules but also she give me some bad vibes for lack of a better word
like an autistic moid. I don't know how sane one has to be to write a detailed description of Kirby characters' genitalia and sex>>286675
Most people don't have a snow filter v-line, anon. Maybe you should lay down the phone a bit
i still don't see how it's against the rules to have uniquely recognizable husbandos. snape wives like to write passionate essays too but it's suddenly ok because there are multiple of them? also this thread wouldn't be the same without the turbo autism and do you really want that>>286662
hey, i'm still a starscream bitch! i loved him in tfp.
>>286695>this thread wouldn't be the same without the turbo autism and do you really want that
Yeah, this is actually what the thread was conceived for.>>286679
I don't understand why posting about some weird husbandos registers as male? it's autistic sure, but male?
Now that's a rare husbando, good choice! I just finished Black Mesa for the first time last month with HL2 and it surprises me how well 2 holds up and is still fun with memorable characters without outstaying its welcome and being milked to death like all the modern AAA titles today.>>286445
Yeah, should I give my tag in the friend finder thread? Would be funny if we already added each other.
I'm not against the turbo austism, I love the snipewives and their fanfics. I have no idea who they are outside of this thread though because they are not avatarfagging. The thing is that the Kirdedeanon is very easily identifiable in other threads, especially on /m/, and it's pretty annoying and kinda attention-whoreish.>>286698>>286694
It's not about having a "weird husbando" that I find scroteish (like shadow or that deltarune dude), it's the weird and explicit sexualization of a pink blob, like the weird bunny suit drawing on /m/ as well. I only knew scrotes irl that would draw stuff like that and they were pretty weird to say the least. But I know she's just an autistic female though, but she could curb her autism a bit, I guess now she can keep it on the Kirby containment thread.
This is getting too OT now, I'll stop.
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There is absolutely no content of this man and I am dying. Street fighter has some good husbandos
Haha, that's a great idea!>>286725
Who is he?
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NTA but that's Remy from Street Fighter 3.>>286722
Or for you. Top 10 Best Fantasies.
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I'll say. King of Fighters had them be downright gorgeous.
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Yeah like the other anon said it's Remy. I love this win animation kek>>286735
I was thinking about playing more KoF but I need to now
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I've never played it myself, but I stumbled upon the treasure trove of old artwork from the past games. I love the style and the pretty male fighters.
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Nonnas, I'm so fucking obsessed, it's not even funny. I feel so embarrassed that I jumped on the bandwagon when everyone is thirsting for him but he's just really special to me, okay? I've always loved metal and I didn't dress like I wanted to in high school because I was cripplingly shy but I had a three year crush on this one guy who (TBH wasn't even that cute, but) was the only vaguely metalhead-presenting guy in the school. I never said anything because I knew I was ugly and not even his type and he probably had a girlfriend anyway, but I'm sad that teen-me was so sad and lonely. Watching the show made me happy because I would have been over the moon if such a cute guy into music I like would have been in my school. He's way too much my type: dark hair, big brown eyes; I don't care about the actor himself (lol, his real hairline), but I love my husbando.
I… usually don't have a problem 'sharing' fictional crushes or husbandos. But I've been reading self-insert fanfics and it pisses me off when the writers' inserts don't have anything in common with him?? They don't enjoy D&D, they don't listen to metal, so many writers don't even keep up with classic nerd things like high fantasy. I don't get why they're attracted to him, and the fics feel weird 'cause it's like why would a guy like that fall in love with a self-insert if they don't share any interests? People can be into whatever, I'm not actually gatekeeping but it would be nice to find a fic where it's just him and the self-insert character actually bonding over mutual likes without making him OOC or the self-insert a Mary Sue that comes to school dressed straight out of a heavy metal album cover. Where are my fellow girls who camouflaged their weird interests to not stand out!?
But anyway, he has motivated me so much to be better. I keep on having this (dumb) hope that if I reach my goals then maybe guys like that would find me attractive. Of course, I'm not a child anymore so most of my goals are set because they will make ME happy in the end, but I'd like to think that if I could ever meet him or if we would have ever been friends (or more hnnnnggg), he would be proud of me. Proud that I'm exercising, that I'm back in school and making my own goals, proud that I'm powering through my anxieties. But in the end, a lot of the times I'm sad because I feel like if he met me he wouldn't be attracted to me, just like every guy that I've crushed on. I'm not ugly-ugly just really plain, and alternative guys don't really go for plain girls, do they…
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i need him so bad. some days he really is the only reason im alive. i wake up happy to see more art of him on my feed. the only escape i have from my shitty reality is imagining a life where its just both of us vs the world.
i would do anything to make him happy. i would love to bare his children and raise them in a small but comfy home. no one understands how badly i crave domesticity with this fucking war criminal
>>286778>But I've been reading self-insert fanfics and it pisses me off when the writers' inserts don't have anything in common with him?? They don't enjoy D&D, they don't listen to metal, so many writers don't even keep up with classic nerd things like high fantasy. I don't get why they're attracted to him, and the fics feel weird 'cause it's like why would a guy like that fall in love with a self-insert if they don't share any interests?
I wouldn't mind if people who didn't have anything in common with my husbando fell in love with him tbh. It would just make me happy to know he's popular with many, and I wouldn't even mind if they make the character fall in love with their self-inserts because hey, that happens in real life and in original fiction too. But on the other hand, it would also piss me off if those same people wrote him OOC in fic so he fits their own personality or projecting themselves onto him (when they have no shared interests) and turning him into a completely different person. It's almost like they're not interested in the actual character and just writing about what they wish he was like based on their impression from few traits that they liked about him. I don't think most of them are intentionally trying to change him though, it's more that they're bad writers.>a Mary Sue that comes to school dressed straight out of a heavy metal album cover
kek ok that's really lame, Ebony Dark'ness tier shit. Why do girls have to portray themselves like that? Though it might be fun to become whatever you want in fiction, you're under no obligation to imagine yourself as a hypersexualized woman just for a fictional male to fall in love with you. It should be the other way around tbh. I think you're right on this one. Also it's more satisfying if your husbando falls in love with your real self but unfortunately I don't think many fanfic authors are aware of the concept.>a lot of the times I'm sad because I feel like if he met me he wouldn't be attracted to me>and alternative guys don't really go for plain girls, do they…
No, don't think like this, your husbando isn't real and you can easily imagine that he's into you, plus in real life people fall for the most unexpected people all the time. Be more confident in yourself. Also, I don't watch this show, but I happened to skim his wiki article yesterday out of curiosity (thanks to another thread here on /g/) and correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't he care deeply about people like you? So I don't think it would be impossible for him to notice you, nonna!
>>286800>Also it's more satisfying if your husbando falls in love with your real self
NTA but I always felt the opposite of this because I have too much mento illnesses, but it also just feels more enjoyable to create a persona. even irl
The one time I tried making a self-insert more similar to me it ended up being too depressing and realistically couldn't lead to romance kek.
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I miss his sweet ass
>>286800>It's almost like they're not interested in the actual character and just writing about what they wish he was like based on their impression from few traits that they liked about him.>you're under no obligation to imagine yourself as a hypersexualized woman just for a fictional male to fall in love with you.
Your entire post is well said and I agree with you, nonna. A lot of them are bad writers and/or young, so depth tends to go over their heads as well as not having the skillset (or life experience) to communicate things or set things up effectively. Or, worst case, they agree too much with their fandom's misinterpretation of your husbando. It's also infuriating when the reader doesn't act realistically in the situation they're put in, especially when you can otherwise ignore all of the other flaws of the fic.>>286805
I like using personas/OCs instead of directly imagining myself too. Ignoring the general disinterest and hate OCs get, I wish more would take it "seriously" and develop interesting and flawed OCs, but that means making a plotfic too.
There's a point where making a fuss about it is just catty, though. Would have forgotten those posts if not for the drama. Trying to pin someone down another person and then police them (even when they clearly haven't been around for a while) is really odd behavior for an anonymous IB, too, especially when the behavior isn't fucked up.
There's a few anons that are very obvious here and I think it's cuter than anything.
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Oh yeah, anons, any recommendations for cute masked husbandos? Looking to get into new games, stories, etc, and have a weird thing for men who cover some or most of their face.
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God, I want to make him my pet. I want to have him at my mercy. I want to break his spirit just enough to make him obedient but still keep all of his feral fire. I wanna step on his face till its all scuffed up and then dote on his injuries and give him whatever he wants.
You're missing the point a bit. The problem is not sperging about it itt like many do, but avatarfagging in multiple threads outside of this one. >>286814
It was on the art critique thread, but it's been deleted. You can still see anons' reactions though
Would posting your husbando in another husbando thread like the ones in /m/ count? Or are you talking about behaviour like those 3 that shall not be named.
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He doesn't need fixing. He is fine the way he is.
That's fine, but I was rather talking about the tendency of some self-insert fic writers to make their character shallow but very sexualized and solely defined by that. I agree with >>286809
in that they could at least make an interesting OC.
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Hello there! How's everyone been doing? It's me, the Postal nona.
I've been slowly going back to drawing and its so fun to invest time in doing all kind of sketches of my husbando.
I recently been daydreaming how we would work together, being completely the opposite in terms of lifestyle: he being a shabby trailer dude, and I being the more quiet, homely type of lady. Even imagining about small details like his height (6'8"). It's so nice to have a giant husbando.
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cedric nona, you should know that i miss you immensely
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why is he the only thing i can think about today?
We walk in peaceful places from my life, often that I may not be able to go back to irl. Then we lie down and he wraps me in his arms and coat/whatever you'd call his clothing. He caresses me a bit, treats me tenderly. I feel his deep voice rumbling when he speaks softly to me.
We rest in the sounds and smells of nature i love, just us.
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AYRT and OMG nonnie
, thanks for your kind words. You're right, I should be more confident but sometimes it's easy to blame yourself for some things you wanted but never got, you know? But what you said has made me happy and really motivated to be more hopeful and kinder to myself, no joke it means a lot.
>Also it's more satisfying if your husbando falls in love with your real self
Agreed on that. While I prefer inserts like that, ultimately it's best when the insert has an established personality that isn't outlandish and feels engaging to step into. That's kind of what I meant to say. A convincing self-insert that's fun to read about definitely isn't an easy thing to write, but the times I have found fics like that I've been amazed at how easy it was to slip into the role and become immersed. It's a line to balance for sure, if the writer's goal is to write an engaging fic and not just put down their thirst on paper.
I'm glad my post made you feel better, nonny
, also your love for your husbando is adorable. Would you try writing your own self-ship fics? It might also help you create a fantasy where he would fall in love with you if you don't have any yet.
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POV my cooch after he nuts
[strike]I'd make an exception for his babies.[/strike]
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Ok hear me out omni man is fine as hell and idc if he blew up a planet and idc he called his wife a pet, its honestly kinda-
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Ling Yao, my beloved, probably my first husbando ever. Remember watching FMA:B when I was younger and hating Lan Fan for no reason other than the fact that he was close to him kek.
The fucking clock from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared? Really?
Anyways my vote goes to Reigen.
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Same! I hardly even go on Twitter. Sure Sans won the #1 Tumblr Sexyman but Reigen will always be the internet sex symbol. Congrats on him winning second place! Ily Reigen!
You could've helped Reigen win nonny
Based. He will always be totally yours, completely and utterly. I'm drawing mine shirtless.>>286883
By holding me and letting me bury my face in his chest while he likes to rest his chin on my head because we both like putting our heads on each other.
It's weird because I usually think of my OCs as my children don't laugh
and more cool and cute rather than sexy. I guess this is good news since it means other people will definitely want to fuck him which is the reaction I want
That poll is ridiculous. Too many men that are obviously twitter's sexymen. If it was actually tumblr-accurate Loki would never get beaten in a second turn, or Night Vale's Cecil. Like, come on.
Ultimately though, justice won because Sans is indeed the one
samefag, forgot about it but also Onceler losing in first turn? What? >>286980
Basically characters that were revered on tumblr specifically, to the ridiculous extent; at least this is how i understand it
lolcor sexy(wo)men survey officially closed, i centralised all the answers (including yours truly's) in one excel file. all the characters mentioned in the answers are posted in descending order by number of total mentions, both primary (current favourite, entered in the first field) and secondary (second field)
the file can be downloaded from herehttps://we.tl/t-GDiYM2aiui
I'm in a sour mood today because I was dreaming about my husbando last night and I'm so mad I forgot to turn off my 5am alarm because I'm not working today and could've slept in dreaming of my man.
I rarely have dreams of him. Please dream goddess give me another one soon. >>287007
Bless u nonnie
Ngl I was expecting alot more husbandos based on what gets posted in these threads.
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you're telling me there's another benny enjoyer here? show yourself right this moment we're gonna crucify him together
Thanks nona! Interesting also that we are 71+ people using these threads. So it's not just me and like 2 other nonnies! >>287011
Well the survey was only up for a few up days and maybe not everyone who visited saw it or they didn't want to answer.
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Very fun! I got 2 of them on the top 5.
Now, shouldn't Ogata come first since he's the top husbando of 2 anons? Then, Reigen tied with Leon.
No prob anon, it's all for fun anyway.
Also I guess Majima is also tied with Leon and Reigen, forgot to include him
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In the top 3! I'm proud of my boy.
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the love of my life. my sky, my star, my sea. i love him so much
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Oh yeah and he also won as twink and dilf supreme. Funny that he doesn't fit either of those but somewhere in between.>>286974
Ok you're right on that. Was feeling a bit salty that Reigen didn't win and disappointed for missing out on voting my husbando on something eventful involving 2D/fictional men. The whole thing was pretty crazy and hilarious. Now what if there's another tournament but on Tumblr instead?>>287007
Thank you nonnie
and wow 4 ties!
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I'm sorry for infantizing you anon, but that's adorable. >>287036
You could always spoiler the pics.
I caped for Dedede-anon though, so take me being so permissive with a grain of salt.
Also I missed my chance to vote but wanted to make a spiritual one for Bondrewd. Mostly because he seems like a tumblr Sexyman, he's just in disguise and probably some kind of furry which…yeah.
However, I like the idea of him being in compromising positions and being somehow powerful enough to be the one bullying him.
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I am suddenly 13 years old again and I NEED to fuck Axel
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The movie night convinced me. Jim can get it
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I knew I wasn’t the only one!
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God I wish I was that horse
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Oh and I forgot his hot outfit. I love it so much. It’s like a weird, sexy lighthouse keeper mixed with an aristocrat. I love the boots and gloves and the long coat. I bet the heavy fabric is so warm. I want to be wrapped up in his coat with him.
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Checking in with that nona to let her know that Ohma isn't disappointing. He's so unnecessarily pretty in every panel he's in and I thank the mangaka for their passion.
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Yes, he's homeless and squatting in a haunted mansion, but at least he can keep us fed with homemade stir-fry and he'll be my own little security system. Will I have financial and economic stability? No. But at least I'll have Tokita Ohma so who's really winning?
Hey somebody else wrote in Adam, thumbs up!
But see the other guys are only one vote, so I don't really post about them unless I'm really feeling it. And I didn't name my one character who is basically an OC.
Oh no, I'm aware. I asked that anon that cuz "just for this guy" was a weird, standoffish ?.
For the first year or two I loved it I wasn't aware at all (I have a naive streak)–then a friend destroyed me by linking a panel I had glossed over. Stared for 10 minutes. Then, boom, dread. Dread that probably lasted for a few months. But after a while I got numb. Yep. That's it. Dumb isn't it?
Unfortunately for me, a lot of the other stuff is what I imagined would be my dream story when I was growing up. Yes, I was a messed up kid, kek.
I tried reading MiA after a friend gushed about it and Bonerewd, but the first chapter had the little girl strung up nude in very sexual-looking rope bondage as some sort of punishment and I was like "Yeah, no."
I guess the lolishota is easy to overlook if you're not looking out for it, but in retrospect, there are pedo vibes from the first chapter on. Like the nipples through her clothes and the almost-upskirts. The camera assumes you are a lolicon and it distracts from the story being told. From what I've seen the robot boy is just as sexualized if not more.
If the main characters were 3-4 years older it would be less obvious. Still creepy, but it could be written off as anime bullshit. I hear a lot that the story and worldbuilding of MiA are so good it's easy to overlook the obvious pedo aspects, but to me, that's like watching Kodomo no Jikan for the plot.
Even still I see women who are head over heels for Bonerewd. I've always wondered what was going on. Is there some sort of cognitive dissonance? Or do you separate the character from his source material? How difficult is that considering he's a canonical child murderer? I don't want to derail this into a discussion about the ethics of liking characters from pedo anime, I'm just curious.
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Hmm well we all have our husbandos
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Thank you so much anon! This was really fun. Shadow being high ranked on the list is quite nice. >>287026
Hi! Exactly for his interactions with Kaede I was excited for the new game; I didn't expect them to be so cute together, but she was more memorable than Chiaki in my opinion. I actually have posted about them on other threads, but I'm too shy to stick out too much due to it being a rarepair, kek
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He's not even a sexyman or some weird shit like Dedede, he just has a very particular design and his original illustrator's style is very hit or miss (I personally love it but whatever), he's also a gigantic asshole, which is why I've seen people really disliking him in some /m/ threads.
Idk, I've always had a high capacity for compartmentalization because it was one of the few coping mechanisms I had in life and probably what kept me naive even through bad things. Also about the stuff you noted, this is going to sound embarrassing but I didn't even notice at first, I'd probably still not notice 99% of it if I rewatched it even if I now know it's there. It's nuts, I know.
Also, I'm an old villain fetishist. It started young and I laughed when my favorite character killed my friend's fave (shh, he we revived anyway). Stuff like. I also fantasized about some really…weird things.
I never really hated villains or viscerally experienced what they did as atrocities unlike real life, which I am very sensitive to bad things. What happens in shows never actually seems to affect me deeply unless it feels very, very raw/close to home. MiA feels extremely dreamy and distant that it helps me freakishly disassociate.
And yes I suspect that maybe something is off about the way me and other people parse MiA. Maybe the people that like it are simply more desensitized, maybe a smidge more antisocial than usual, or more likely to be weirdos. Who knows.
Anywaaaay that's it. Sorry if it's a bit garbled. Sleep deprivation setting in. Again, I don't recommend this series at all and am aware I have dug my grave. >>287224
he's cute, it's just his design feels like an existential crisis, plus makes me feel bad because I vastly prefer the jester side and wish all of the design was it.
I strongly agree on villians. For me, it's an excitement towards something dangerous. Idk, like I would never date a person who is like my husbandos in real life, but I enjoy evil/fucked up characters. It's like looking at the fire, you like watching it burn, but you surely wouldn't put your hand in it. Same with husbandos. I just like the fact that they are not real, because I can enjoy them but they wouldn't hurt me in real life. Maybe it's a shitty coping mechanism but I don't know how to deal with it. I'm that type of woman who is drawn towards toxic
scrotes because I think that I can fix them. My husbandos keep me acting smart since I can have my fix of terrible people in fiction.
Anyone here who feels the same?
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>>287233>Anyone here who feels the same?
I like bakura and do not give a single fuck about the morals of liking villians, yolo swaggy ayy
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Same except I don't have any draw to irl bad scrotes, I hate them. Always loved fictional villains and don't believe it needs fixing. As long as our feelings toward real life are solid, who cares. I've never wavered in my reactions to atrocities and their perps. So for me it's a non-problem.>>287234>>287242
Based. I like when they are evil. Villains are fun, simple as
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I’m the other Bondrewd anon, and I agree. I love villains. Evil, violent, dangerous, monstrous inside and out, give it to me. It’s the complete opposite of what I like in real life. That’s the fun of fantasy, in my opinion.
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Moral of liking villains? Where are we, tumblr?
I love Mahito like I love wild cats. Cute, fluffy hair, the dilemma of wanna pet but shouldn't because it would probably try to kill me.
also I wanna dom him like I wanna do all villains
Why would cheese help. Does the calcium make you horny?
Thinking about characters alot during the day has sometimes made them show up in my dreams. But it's very random.
I can get the feeling of wanting to fix guys when they're the dame oyaji drunk idiot type.
But I'm Neutral Good at heart so I can't love evil. Even in fiction.
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He smells of raw onion and piss and his cum probably tastes like cigarette butts but I’m still going to slam. No doubt syphilis has rotted what was left of his brain at this point in the arc, to the point that he undoubtedly foams at the mouth and shakes like a chihuahua. Nonetheless, I’d take the inevitable BV, UTIs, and yeast infections from his pestilent ween in a heartbeat. I love you, my disgusting little emo baby
I've noticed that I only dream about them when I'm stressed out. If I have a really bad day to the point that I have trouble falling asleep when I do finally fall asleep I dream about them.
Which sucks because I'm trying to reduce my stress. I need to figure out a way to induce husbando dreams without being frazzled.
the animation company that's supposed to be making a new movie with my husbando is so lucky i'm in a different country, i'd be mailing bombs to their hq by now because they're so!! fucking!!! slow!!! give me my husbando already reeeeeeee >>287271
rip to you but i want him to stay a horrible person and be nice to me only
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waking up to another day of loving him.
when will this obsession end?
Kind of! I imagine I am my husbando and that it’s all part of my narrative. It feels better if I’m not me anymore, I’m sexy and troubled and desperately loved.
I can’t picture my husbando comforting me because he’s kind of a tragic case himself but at least if I can BE him, then I’m temporarily not pathetic and unloveable anymore.
If it's any consolation, I defended him in another thread>>287231>I never really hated villains or viscerally experienced what they did as atrocities unlike real life, which I am very sensitive to bad things. What happens in shows never actually seems to affect me deeply unless it feels very, very raw/close to home.
It's the same for me. It's fine to criticize a character's actions or hate them yourself, but for me, it's crazy that some people will actually attack you if you dare like a villain character who did horrible things that don't even seem familiar to us because of how far removed from reality they are, or how they're presented. It's just a fictional character in a fake story, characters are ultimately just tools to tell it.
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ya think he can self suck?
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Bump do not scroll
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This pic never left my mind since a based nonnie first posted it.
We don’t live in a dream world where we can all just pick and choose which parts of a catboy are cat and which are man I’m afraid, nonny
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Agreed, catboys aren't furries, they're still at least 85% male. & 4 ears doesn't bother me.
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I did know, yes. What this anon said >>287443
plus the fact that they will be clearly fucking each other and they don't seem to mind getting bloody that much anyway.
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how much of their budget did they spend purely on making axel as sexy as possible in every cutscene he's in?
I hate myself so much, why did this cringe game pop back into my head as an adult
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every beat of my heart belongs to you, every ray of sunshine comes from you, and every whiff of air that I breathe, I breathe for you
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I think my friends have finally realized I'm serious about being a husbandofag because they're sending me memes like pic rel. I regret nothing.
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If I were Ranpo the detective dog from Lost Judgment I would not know how to act. I'd keep trying to sniff every grown man's crotch area all the time and make them all feel so awkward. I'd also love to go to the Yokohama Liumang HQ to sniff Zhao's and Tesso's balls, or even hope to randomly happen to run into Ichiban Kasuga to sniff his balls. It's not like they could punish me too harshly because I'd be a cute little detective doggie and no one would think a dog is intentionally perverted, that's just how dogs say hello!
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Welcome to the edgy himbo club nona. Once you enter you can never come back, but I assure you that you won't regret it.
Seriously though thanks for checking in because your comments made me laugh and actually made my day. It's great seeing someone who enjoys the same things as me. Also I agree, this man is a blessing and as the drawings get better he gets even more eye candy.
Have fun reading on.
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Hey nonnas, im really embarassed about this but i really gotta get this off my chest here, im majorly crushing on this popular streamer and i keep accidentally meeting people he knows. I accidentally met one of his best friends while on vacaction and people that moderate for him keep following my art account. He laughs at my jokes in chat sometimes and i know its super dumb but i was wondering what you all think i should do?
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Acceptable if it's making you happy while also working on your related skills.
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>Cutely stabs an apple in his horns
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SEGA IF I DON'T SEE HIM BACK IN THE NEXT GAME I'M TAKING YOUR LITTLE BLUE CASHCOW AS HOSTAGE
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i’ve been trying my hardest to resist him because he has a canonical love interest/girlfriend who’s a very sweet lady, but god, i just want to have hot, sweaty, baby-making sex with him so badly
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Posting this here so nonny makes the lolcow husbando tier list
If you care, you make it. It's gotta have customizable tier names though.
There's probably pictures of most characters from the poll in the past threads.
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OP of the tier list here
I actually prefer Jin (as I’m a fujo) but Hazama is also very very cool and has an excellent design, as does Adchee
As for why I don’t like megamind? I don’t like dreamworks movies/ dreamworks face in general.
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what a whore
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I just want to make him suffer.
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You and me both, nonna.
"Today I had a great day with my husband. Even if he's not the type to oversleep, he was pretty tired from a chaotic, long day of work, so he slept till mid day. He does so much for me, even in the direst conditions, he's always there to assure everything will be fine. I couldn't resist and I made sure to give him plenty of love this time.
I cooked his favorite meal, since he skipped breakfast, I knew he would wake up starving. It's gratifying seeing your loved one smirk and let out a small hum while they eat your food.
We spent the afternoon watching his favorite movies. I know, at some point, we became distracted, as we cuddled and caress each other, completely letting ourselves go out of reality. I listened to his gripes and frustrations of yesterday, conforting him as he poured his heart out for me. He exclaimed of pain in the back, and I volunteered to do a bit of massage.
He isn't the burly, muscular type of guy, but, his body is robust. I started from the lower back and traveled my hands upwards, gently pressing my thumbs and feeling the shape of each muscle. He held back his voice at the beginning, but, as I kept massaging, he became relaxed enough to purr and moan at each touch. I notice he shivered a little once I touched his nape, choking on his own voice — I think I found out a new sensitive spot to explore.
Since it was night, I decided to prepare a bubble bath for the two of us. He told me the back massage was enough, but I said "You deserve a day of rest. This is my way of retributing." We spent our bath time chatting and teasing each other. He couldn't resist but to touch me at any given opportunity. I could feel him becoming more agitated and needy at every second. Thank god I was prepared, cause I knew the night was still young for the two of us, and once he's determined to take things further, he becomes a wild beast."
Sorry, but I just had to write my daydream somewhere. I've been wanting get better at writing, but its so hard when you're a ESL dumbo + having a bad day.
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I want you all to stop bullying Dedede-chan because your hatred and mockery made her shy away from posting her husbando, when she's one of us and adds flavor to the wonderful world of lolcow husbandos. You all should be ashamed, now she's too shy to post him. I thought you all encouraged retarded husbando husbandoposting, hell there's even someone who likes Bondrewd from Made in Abyss here, let her post Dedede in peace.
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also you all post the same husbando literally all the time accross lolcow, how is it different from her posting about kirby?
>b-b-but she's retarded don't you see??
Everyone in this thread is supposed to be retarded, that's the gimmick, that's how the thread is called, we're all here to have a fun time. Dedede is a cute and valid husbando.
Don't know much about the poster but people getting mocked for having unconventional husbandos is sad. Who cares if it's a human, or a penguin, or a skeleton, or a hedgehog, or even a dorito? The love is valid
either way, and we should all bond over the feelings we share for our loved one.
Bondrewd is an evil bastard, but at least he was human once. Not a cartoon penguin.>>288006
It's 'retarded' as in 'oh so dumb lol' not in the 'I literally am autistic and/or mentally disabled'.And really, you seem more interested in starting drama or tying to turn her into a personal cow or something with the way you keep posting. Remember this is an anonymous website, she doesn't have to be your friend just because you keep asking, and she doesn't post for your personal amusement. Post your own husbando or shut up.>>288026
Well there are more than 20 humans so as long as it's that side. I still sorta love Connor but he doesn't deserve to be squashed in with so many wierdos.
>>288040>Bondrewd is an evil bastard, but at least he was human once. Not a cartoon penguin.
I think you forget a lot of anons here are either monsterfuckers or have similar husbandos.>at least he was human once
…You're the bondrewd anon huh>And really, you seem more interested in starting drama or tying to turn her into a personal cow or something with the way you keep posting. Remember this is an anonymous website, she doesn't have to be your friend just because you keep asking, and she doesn't post for your personal amusement. Post your own husbando or shut up.
Anon, judging by your typing style, you were one of the first ones to create drama by bullying her. Literally no one else cared, also liking bondrewd is literally the same type of retarded as liking dedede. At least dedede doesn't murder children in a manga about sexualized guro loli fetish porn. Kek.
lol no I'm one of the few here who -doesn't- like villains. I only watched the TV anime anyway it didn't even get to his part of the story.
I just hate furries, it's ingrained in my old internet brain ok. Even 4chan used to hate furries with a fiery passion, when did the internet forget that.
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>>287819>Sans (still cannot decide if sexual or not)>Majima (♥)>Shadow (non sexual ONLY)>Adachi>Wheatley (again non sexual ONLY)>GLaDOS (this one can be sexual)>Wesker (♥)>Spy>Medic>Megamind (maybe?)>Handsome Jack>Heisenberg>Nick Valentine (♥)>Lady Dimitrescu>Miss Pauling>G-Man
Not including Sasuke because I feel I've definitely outgrown him but also I'd like to give a special mention to Trevor Philips despite him not being there.
What do I win?
I've been here since then, do you want to be seen as mentally disabled or something? This isn't an autism safe space.>>288051
Just because a woman does it doesn't make it better, you know she talked about sexualizing kirby, it isn't just a cute thing.
>>288056>This isn't an autism safe space.
It literally is though. Are you pretending that talking about fictional characters that you want to fuck as if they were in a relationship with you doesn't come across as autistic and retarded as fuck to most people? kek. Wanting to feel superior over having a "less autistic" taste in husbandos is pathetic>>288056
NTA but yes, she talked about it first in the bunker threads, it's the "kirby slit" people mentioned a few times in other threads. In all fairness though, other people kept asking her about it.
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What the hell is going on here, let's enjoy our husbandos in peace, schyzos go touch some grass.
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You know what, this has emboldened me. I was afraid to put him down on the poll, but I will say it now: I love Bowser and I would marry him.
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Nonna's gonna hump Wheatley like a washing machine.
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Bowser is handsome and cute.
Although Dedede and Kirby sex makes me deeply uncomfortable, the problem with her is not the weird husbando, but the avatarfagging. And the fact that you recognized her in the art critique thread and came rushing to whiteknight her here is proof enough of that. Maybe if you buy a penguin suit she'll suck your clit sooner>>288056
Here's your spoon-feeding >>>/g/245179
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PLEASE STOP! Can you please stop? I've just read through this thread and the latter half of the last thread and I honestly have no words. It's really creepy and you're annoying others, I'm sure. The posts in which you say things along "dedede-chan please be my friend!!!"- or "stop bullying dedede-chan!" or "dedede-chan is so interesting!!!" is really weird and creeps me out like your someone obsessed talking about their favorite anime character. I'm not interesting, I'm like any other person I just like Dedede. You're only annoying others, and making other Anons probably more hateful of Dedede's wonderful visage by using his face and name in such a way. If you wanted to be friends, that's fine I LOVE making friends with others who're interested in the things I'm interested in, but to semi-spam the thread over with that kind of stuff puts me off and if it's like >>288040
where you just want to be friends because you see me as some autistic cow you can laugh at your own personal ranch I want absolutely not a part in it. I stopped posting Dedede because of two things.
1. I was very very embarrassed after I posted that huge fucking spergout to komeada-chan and everyone, and rightfully so, laughed at it or felt uncomfortable.
2. I realized that Dedede isn't like other husbandos, he's not a human, he's goofy looking (still super cute though), he's not particularly sexy or conventionally attractive to the average nonnie
so I decided to keep my worship and thirstposting to myself.
I wasn't bullied or pushed off of the thread, I did it out of my own violation, you don't need to do this. I'm sorry if I sounded rude but please stop. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm really really sorry.
samefag but I admit to avatarfagging, primarily because I have no
reaction type pictures other than Dedede or Kirby related pictures. I've begun to fix this as I've begun downloading images off of google and lolcow as much as it hurts to do so. I'm sorry about that.
I also completely admit to the slit post, I do not deny it, it is true. I truly thought in the moment someone was interested in the intricacies of Kirby and Dedede's reproductive organs and sex. Truly sorry about that.
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One good thing about Cyberpunk
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another wonderful morning loving him
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I was complaining about your avatarfagging, but despite the tism you seem to be pretty level headed and able to take criticisms to better yourself. Kudos, and sorry for being somewhat harsh. May your special interests keep you happy for a long time.
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Fingers in his slit
Fingers in his slit
King Dedede likes
fingers in his slit
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I want to see him wear glasses!!! My old man!!
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older link looks nice
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Fuck, I'm so intensely and genuinely in love with him. The way his hair falls onto his face and nape, the way he looks like a gorgeous statue crafted with the blessings of only the purest goddess. The small subtle smile and light in his eyes as whatever he's listening to, looking at, or thinking about brings him such happiness. I'm enraptured by every minute detail and it brings me to tears, I could die happy in this very moment. If I could hear him call me his amore, my heart would surely burst in a nanosecond.
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Why did nobody tell me that there was a Danganronpa stage play? I’ve never been really been attracted to 3D men but this picture is like a lightning bolt to the clit.
I’m starting to think that you could dress a mop in a parka and tell me that it was suicidal, and it’d probably be enough like Komaeda
that I’d try to fuck it.>>288080
No biggie, let’s move on.
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I love (fictional) men that activate my savior complex. It's the trend with most of my husbandos. They are either struggling or tortured, or just kinda incompetent in some way. (I'm not saying Solaire is incompetent btw, he's very competent, and I was referring to other characters I like with that.)
My savior complex is partially why Solaire is my no. 1, since there is no way to truly save him, it makes my monkey brain go crazy. We don't even spend that much time together in game, but the time we had meant a lot to me ♥
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I love your love for him nonna
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I don't want to creep you out (I was one of the anons that said that people should just move on and wanted to get the heat off your back), but want to say I understood your love of King Dedede and want to post this. best wishes to you, stranger.
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Not that fond of modern AUs, but this is an exception
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Oh anon this whole game is full of husbandos! I love how the female characters aren’t put in any kind of sexual light and there’s a nice broad range of handsome male characters. You’ve got the quirky-but-wise pretty boy Sholmes; the twitchy cutie Ryunosuke; the troubled, sexy, and strangely gay (picrel) van Zieks; the principled and elegant Hosonaga; Enoch, the creepy goth with the sick moves… Even Susato dressed as a male student looked cute. It’s a happy place to be
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I’d let him shoot me
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I want to believe it was Vasily saying that and with that expression as well kek
Not even a big VasiO fan either but they go really well together in a modern sniper scenario
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I hope you're not kidding so your post can be even funnier
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If you're gonna post a delicious photo nona please post the full version and not the ones for ants
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Thank you, nonna. God bless, and tysm for more art for my collection. ♥
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Have your freinds never fell in love or is attracted to a fictional character? Or do they preferred 3D men? It sucks that some of them would find it weird and sad but 3D men are such disappointments and can't compared to superior 2D/fictional guys.
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They all have Nigels now so they think I just need to find "the right man" and then I'll "grow up" and stop loving my husbandos. Joke's on them I know I'm way happier than they are because they always have to vent about some shit their Nigel did and even though I'm outwardly sympathetic, in my head I'm laughing.
>>288348>Have your freinds never fell in love or is attracted to a fictional character? Or do they preferred 3D men?
It's been about 50/50. Relationships with people that are as spergy or are just understanding of it are deeper, but as I've gotten older it's harder to find them.>>288361
Hate to report that I have a Nigel and am still absurdly in love with my husbandos, so you can have both. You're right though; he typically ruins whatever happiness I get from them. If I could self sustain or move to live with a friend, I know my choice.
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I have a Nigel and husbandos too
Ayrt, it's fine if that works for u or other nonnies, I'm strictly talking about my friends who I know are unhappy with their moids even though they want me to get one.
They all act like I'm just immature when really it's because I know moids won't add to my life so I'm sticking with 2d.
You should absolutely draw fan art of you and your husbando if you feel inspired nona, years ago that was all I drew and it was fun, even if the drawings were far from the best. unfortunately I met some untrust worthy people that deterred me from doing it, and I still haven't gotten over the fear of "not being good enough". So I hope you don't think too much about it like me and just do it.
Also I feel you, with my husbando it was love at first sight. I didn't even know anything about him, I just felt that spark. by the way I'll gladly read your semi thesis, I love people talking extensively about their husbandos.
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from one solaire nonna to the other, i love you! i also daydream a lot about what it would be like to save him…he deserves the world. he just needed someone to support and truly believe in him.>>288331
patches girlies are always so fun, i support you noni
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Please write ur husbando thesis Nona! I love reading what you guys post about ur husbandos, the longer the better.
I can relate to suddenly being hit with an infatuation for characters out of nowhere. It doesn't even make sense because I never really liked the series they're from (I like about half of it) and they're not in the show for any long period of time. Not too long ago I was going through a really rough time and became cloistered at home for a bit. In that time I was just watching shows and playing video games to take my mind off things, but for some reason out of all the characters in all the media I was consuming at the time I became infatuated with my husbandos. But I can't complain, they make me happy. When I get a new figure I'm the happiest person on earth, and whenever I see them my mood improves. I'm having keychains made of them so I can take them with me everywhere.
>>288432>how does having a nigel and a husbando even work?
I can still get merch, collect fanart, and I have my own mind to myself. But if he's an annoying scrote, he'll be a fucking nuisance about it and dampen the fun all the time. If you're a homemaker or similar, it's easier to have the time to enjoy yourself alone.
>my number 1 husbando has qualities i know it 100% impossible for me to get in an irl scrote>Everyone who has a bf always seems to constantly make so many adjustments to themselves or make so many sacrifices and compromises.
Yes, exactly. It's called settling and it fucking sucks. Don't do it if you don't have to, nonna. &b42dark, just saying not everyone gets to feasibly live alone.
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ngl, I get weird vibes from their behavior. see, it'd actually be one thing if they seemed very happy and didn't have to vent and just gushed, but it seems like they're trying to justify their own neuroticism about their relationships by belittling your propensities. it's like a stressed mother that is being cheated on/abused by her husband going around and berating single women over being single and childless.
also you are patient asf anon. if a friend ever pulled that 180 shit on me I'd say "ok then why do you vent about Mr. Perfect? Is this what maturity looks like?"
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my friends send me fanart of my boy often bc they know it makes me happy.
my mom, even though she doesn't like my husbando (she thinks he is "undercooked" and "looks too immature") is supportive of it, she even gifts me merch. the most she does is poke fun of me and my "boyfriend", but its purely just mother-daughter banter.part of why she supports it is because she is also very distrusting of moids
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I just wanna tune out! No thoughts, head empty, pussy take the wheel please!
Idk we've been friends for years so I don't really wanna cut them off even though our lives don't go in the same direction now that they have nigels and kids. And they do say nice things about their nigels don't get me wrong but because they trust me not to automatically take the man's side in any dispute whenever they have problems with Nigel they tell me and I usually try and help.
Now that they know I'm actually serious about being 2d only they've been "concerned" about my wellbeing and it's "unhealthy" to be in a relationship with 2d men and I'm "immature". That kinda hurts ngl, if I was so immature why do they keep coming to me for relationship advice? And I've already told them I don't want a "real relationship" anymore because I've been in real relationships and I don't want to deal with 3dpd anymore.
Sometimes I feel like I should be smug when they inevitably come to me with a complaint about their moid and say something like "MY husband would never do that".
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Look at this nerd. So cute and handsome I wanna kiss him.
lolcow (handshake emogee) tumblr (handshake emogee) twitter (handshake emogee) the whole world
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Late to the party, but that's me lol.
And it's true, I can't choose which version I prefer, in that case I think I'm lucky compered with other husbando fags, if I'm in mood for something more romantic, I have a lot of movies and books to choose, if I want something more violent, historical, sexy or even funny, I have infinite material to enjoy, and if I want to go to the monsterfuckery route, I have Nosferatu for that kek
And since I'm a goth nobody blinks an eye when they see me buying figures, merch or differents editions of Dracula, everyone is like "that's what's goths do, right?" kek.
NAYRT, but for me my boyfriend is sweet and gentle and the perfect man for a real life relationship.
All my husbandos are insane, abusive
, self-destructive or other stuff that is hot in theory but not in practice
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>>288507>Tfw ur husbando only shows up in one or two episodes of an entire series
You don't even blink so u don't miss a single second of him
On the bright side, if you have an obscure husbando, you can keep him all to yourself and don't share with anyone.
My current husbando is literal D-lister from a comic book, but I still treasure him dearly. I would say I'm his biggest fan, but I saw at least two other people who love him and now I feel jealous.
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I missed you guys and this thread so much.
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Welcome back, anons!! I missed you!
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i've never been happier to express my love for him than i do right now.
welcome back everyone!
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dead no longer unlike sidemoba.
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I missed you guys sm. Never leave me again!
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I'm going to make a toast to to unknown husbandos. May they assassinate many asses.
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Show ended two years ago and I still want him so bad
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saw this and instantly thought of the reigen nonas kek
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I missed this thread so much, nice to see you nonnas.
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I'd pay him good money to sit on my face.
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Missed you too nonnies! This is the best thread!
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an izuru anon!! hes so cute
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He is a good boy, I'd like to pet him.>Tfw no middly autistic human experiment bf
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I missed you nonas so much, glad to see you all back. This thread makes my day.
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I want to peg him but I’m afraid it’ll awaken something in him as if he isn’t already an overt homosexual
Love you and missed you lots, nonnies ♥
Yes I do! I think he’d be absolutely smitten with anybody who showed him a scrap of kindness and shared his ideology. His self-esteem is in the toilet so I imagine he’d grovel at your feet for a crumb of affection and love you unconditionally, regardless of whether you’re a man or a woman.
What do you think?
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I want him to run his thick, rubber covered fingers inside my mouth. I always liked how it feels during dental examination, but if it's medic I would be soaking the fucking chair.
And hello again ig
, Vulpes is one of my husbandos too
i have several different types for my husbandos and i'm usually attracted to men who resemble the more mellow, wholesome ones. i'll never admit it out loud but i'd love to find a guy who's exactly like my number 1 super toxic
husbando and if by some miracle it works out in the end, because our personality disorders cancel each other out or whatever
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knowing you is the greatest thing that happened in my entire existence.
I never realized how happy and complete I am with you by my side, you don't even need to do anything. The thought of you staying by my side reassures me
and gives a whole new meaning to my life.
Every sound of your voice is like music to my ears, a serene lullaby that lulls me to sweet daydreams. When I gaze into your soulless eyes, I could see a brighter tomorrow. The soft whispers of your enchanting voice lift my empty spirits and calm my weary thoughts. Your beaming smile chases all my worries and uncertainties away. Your warm embrace puts me in a trance of sweet lullabies and melody. The moment that I hold your hand, I know right away that you are the one that I want to spend the rest of my life with.
No words could ever express the glee that I'm experiencing right now. I couldn't even start to fathom how blessed I am to have you in this life. In any other lifetime, I'd still choose to fall in love with you. I thank God for bringing you to my life. You gave a new meaning to my existence and I could not imagine a life without you in it. You and I were made to be together, forever. Loving you was the most special thing that ever happened to me. You have a very special place in my heart and no one could ever replace that, be it in this lifetime, or any other lifetime. When I'm with you, everything feels so right and I feel really blessed. I cherish every single day that we spend together.
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I missed you, nonnas. This is my favorite thread on the site, glad I got over my hesitation to join in the postings. I hope you're all having a great day.
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So glad and happy to see this site back up! I missed you nonnies!
Was bored, played SSBU as Mii Brawler Reigen on online tourney for fun and as a joke to the Tumblr Sexyman Competition. Sadly didn't win though.
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I am going to ride his face and he is going to like it.
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I've been looking for this for a long time and now I finally have him! The seller was halfway across the world but the box made it all the way here undamaged. I'm so happy I could die.
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Yeah you can do that, I just meant that even if you do save him, he's still depressed about his life goal being impossible. Also, it was reveled in an interview with Miyazaki that Solaire will link the flame and sacrifice himself in his world. Which ends in him still dying, but at least he's probably satisfied.
That information is from the game no shokutaku interview.
Patches is great too! I love his voice, the VA managed to make it so sinister but also strangely charming.>>288397
I completely agree, it might be speculation on my part, but Solaire seems like one of the most knightly characters in the first game. Even though he might not even a real knight, all his gear is self-made, including the sun symbol that he painted himself (so cute). His story actually kind of sounds like a classic legend, of a kind hero, coming from humble beginnings becoming strong through hard work. The description of his shield even says that “As it turns out, Solaire's incredible prowess is a product of his own training, and nothing else.”
He's honestly a pretty mysterious character as well. Before the nameless king, there was that theory about Solaire being Gwyn's firstborn, but now we don't even have much to go off, but I actually kind of love that he's just a dedicated guy on a quest. There is something sweet about him being simply a kind human.>he just needed someone to support and truly believe in him
Absolutely, it breaks my heart that the chosen undead is a mostly mute protagonist,I wish I could say something to him in the later parts of the game and give him support.
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i absolutely loved the firstborn solaire theory, even if it ended up getting debunked he will always be a prince to me
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Tummy tummy want to rubby BLUSHES VERY DEEP
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>Saving art of my zodiac husbando
>Now all my inboxes are filled with zodiacal readings
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luv ritsuko, luv her rebuild design as it made moids seethe, luv her ship with maya
kek no they're the complete opposite, my husbandos are either grumpy, lazy, or crazy (or a combination of those) and would be a lot of effort to get to know/date if they were real
I have a nigel with the complete opposite personality from most of my husbandos but I still love my grumpy 2D men
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The other day I decided to sleep on the sofa so maybe I could imagine that I was at the lab
In retrospect it was actually such a retarded idea that I don't think I'll do it again
The sofa's pretty comfy tho
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My husbando has both a Nendoroid and First 4 Figures figurine stature coming out, I probably won't buy the F4F figure, too expensive and I'm iffy about the face, but I am going to get that fucking Nendoroid. He's super cute, comes with his hammer. I like how he resembles his Super Star Ulta model, chunky and compact. Dedede seldom gets any figures at all so I'm very excited! I'm pissed because ALLSTAR ended, and a doujin-artist who was doing a doujinshi focused on Dedede sold out, so no mail order. Another one is opening mail order for another doujinshi focused on him but that's not until October, I hope I can snag it in time. Have anyone else seen or got any good merchandise finds of their respective husbandos? >>288741
I was once attracted to a guy who could do a semi-decent impression of his voice but that's as much as it will ever get. I don't have any interest in dating as of now and the last guy I date dumped me for my tsim, it's too much and I find this way more pleasurable and re-warding.
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I wanna lick every single ab of the angry italiano man, map every inch of his smooth toned chest and stomach with my tongue. I've never been envious of sweat or shower water before.
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Omg its back! although I'm a bit late to the party but shhh
How's everyone doing?
I thought this place was gone, and just when I had found a place I could sperg out about my husband. I was anxious for it to come back.
At least I could find some solace being by his side and be comforted after a long day of work.
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netflix and nasty pedo Henry Cavill did him so dirty. scarred up, gnarly looking game Geralt is everything
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he's so cute I just want to draw him and hunt for pictures of him all day. i made a shrine for him on an online game last night and it was way too much fun. i want to scalp him just so I can wear his hair it's so pretty HE'S so pretty. My god.
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I know we're all about loving our husbandos here, but does anyone have a fictional ex?
Whether it's someone you've fallen out of love with over time, had ruined for you by a fandom or ruined by the source material, does any other nonnas have a character they were at one time head over heels for but not any more?
I don't mean to turn this comfy thread towards negativity, I just wanna know if I'm alone in this or not.
I used to be enamored with picrel. All it took was a single comic to completely ruin him for me. Call me weak, but I couldn't get rid of the negative association. I guess that's what happens when your husbando is from a game where the self insert characters are kids. I'm glad he isn't in the new game.
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My legit fictional ex is Megatron, I fell in love with him when I was 17 years old, and I was very, very into him until I was 25 years old, hell, my best friend would even send me megatron pictures and such because I sperged about him in Uni and everyone knew me as the robot fucker.
It's awkward as fuck, sometimes I just think about him and such but I don't know, I'm not that into him as I was back then.
It's funny because I have a longer yume relationship with Link, and I still love him a lot, but with megatron it was like I don't know, maybe it's just that my autistic fixation died or something.
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When I was 13 he became my first fictional crush but it was only for a year or so, as I got older I guess I grew out of it.
I didn't get into the husbando lifestyle until recently but now looking back I wonder wtf I ever saw in him, and thanks to yashahime I actively hate him.
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Shadow's got a large amount of good looking merch, and I've got a decent amount of stuff like plushies and keychains. Maybe someday I'll be able to afford one of his F4Fs.>>288961
When I was little (think elementary school) I had a crush on Knuckles and turned red if I had to talk about him. It's nowhere near what I feel now though.
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Yeah, I have a lot of former husbandos, most of them I still like as favorite characters of their shows but the one I'm definitely embarrassed about is picrel, I don't get what I saw in him. Granted I was in middle school, my taste just changed, and thankfully I had no money so I didn't buy any merch (and it was pre-Brotherhood when the only things available were very shitty quality).
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I used to be obsessed with nagito komaeda for quite awhile
dunno what made me stop loving him, I think it was the combination of seeing the extreme edgy cringe in action from other komaeda/danganronpa fans on twitter plus having other less canonically insane husbandos that I love more
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I'm not ashamed really, I was in love with Shinji when I was like, 12 or 13 years old, if I remember correctly, and it lasted for quite some time. He just has a lot of things that makes me happy. While I was bothered with how the fandom treats him, I kinda got used to it, since even to this day, many of my husbandos go through the same treatment. Our thing stopped due to age actually; I don't want to cause a huge discussion, I don't judge people for their husbandos, but personally there's something that makes me feel weird about liking him the same way I did as a 12 year old than… well, as someone slightly older. I was already getting called a creep even when I was underage, so I don't want to come across that way anymore.
I still like him a whole lot tho, but more of a "favorite character" sort of way instead of a crush.
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never wanted to worship man ass until seeing Kaito in Lost Judgment
and i just know he'd get very flustered if anyone tried to
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they say God has created someone for everyone and that someone for me is you, darling. words are not enough for me to express my feelings for you. just like you cannot count how many stars are there in the sky, you have endless qualities within you.
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Met a moid who did a good impression of him and was as into the source material as me, and he ended up ruining the character for me before I even knew it. All of my friends and some anons here
knew me as Sans' wife; for years I got birthday & Christmas presents related to him, like, Sans was MY thing. They even drew divorce fanart after the subsequent fallout, kek.
I still really like him, don't get me wrong. My autistic ass will never truly shake my love for him, but I don't really think it will ever reach its peak again. I've never felt that sort of intense burning love for a fictional character before, and when I initially stopped liking him, it really felt like a breakup of sorts. Trying to repair the relationship now but it's not really the same.
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Apparently some nonnas were trying to find the source for this black haired vampire anime boy? I found this manga called The Blood of Madam Giselle I believe it's where he originates I also believe it is porn with a plot
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>>289099>Does your husbando have any fetishes or preferences when it comes to sex? If not, what fetishes and or preferences would your husbando have?
Praise kink and lots of BDSM kink shit, especially the dotting aftercare - motherly women probably turn him on super hard. As much as I love dom Narancia, the boy is such a sub and that's just even better
. I'm a total S. All the damage he shrugs off and inflicts on himself in canon fuel me so hard.
He needs and likes to be told what to do; stroke his head or comb fingers through his hair and praise him when he's good and slap, whip, taze, burn, or cut him when he's bad, and all in collars, cuffs, and other miscellaneous leather garments. Lotsa gear that restricts his movements, but no blindfolds or gags. I can see restrictive sensory play upsetting him from what he's been through, and his eyes are just too beautiful to blindfold, especially because they tear up so adorably, and I can say the same about his cute mouth and cries with gags. Getting his favorite meal or something warmly homecooked after being patched up would probably make his night complete. I feel like I'm embarrassing myself. Answering this improved my day.
Thank you for the question, nonna.
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I still love Undertale to this day but back when it was pretty new I would eat up everything that's Mettaton including the trannyshit and cringe western art.
I still like him as a character and find him attractive in some arts but I grew out of the husbando obsession with him as I got into other series/franchises and husbandos. Same with Sans too.
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>Builds things for ya
>Will defend you from other moids
>Will defend you from zombies on the apocalypse
>Doesn't bitch, just does his thing and takes care of you
>Actions over words
>will teach you how to use a weapon
>Cool as fuck
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she's even hotter hell yeah
no but let's be friends nonnie
. who is your favorite crazy husbando??
>>289054>Met a moid who did a good impression of him and was as into the source material as me, and he ended up ruining the character for me before I even knew it
Sadly the same thing happened to me. How common is this?>They even drew divorce fanart after the subsequent fallout, kek.
I wish I had friends like that, although I did have a friend who would print posters of my husbandos for me on my birthday.
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Nice, best wishes your collection grows well! I'm trying to build up my collection more since my collection is Kirby in general rather than Dedede himself. I'd like to get some more keychains and badges since they're my favorite. He has some cute figurines which are nice but I don't have the space, I need to invest in a shelf!>>289099
Hmmm, that's a hard question. King Dedede has no official information about having any sexual preferences or fetishes. If I had to go by how he is in the games, I would say he'd be into praise, worship, and probably something food or hypno related. For me personally and what I'd like to do with him, I like seeing him put into positions in which he is knocked down a peg (No pegging though, that is a bit much). Throughout the games it is commonly shown that he puts on an arrogant prideful front that can easily be broken and reduce him to tears like a crybaby, he's immature, boisterous, and spoilt. Which is endearing. Basically I want to make him serve instead of being the one being served! I want to tame his bratty nature so stuff like obedience training would be good, light humiliation is good too! Forcing a collar on him and making him learn basic commands while he huffs angrily in embarrassment, engaging role reversal type roleplay, body writing, etc. Also, going by the official LNs, I would also like to see him in various sexy outfits.Unfortunately my husbando is cursed with being associated with some horrific fetishes. So much so, that I've completely given up looking at western porn of him and stick to JP art or draw/write it myself.
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Acquire a second plush and achieve half of your dream, nonna.
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me with this idiot for the longest time
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>>288720>run his thick, rubber covered fingers inside my mouth. I always liked how it feels during dental examination
A nonna after my own heart
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It's so hard to choose.
Anime: Russia (after him would be Bondrewd)
Cartoon: Toki Wartooth (after him would be Dr. Flug)
Live Action: Jason Voorhees (after him would be all the other masked slashers)
How about you??>>289099
Jason has a very complicated relationship with sex. I like to think he definitely still wants it but hates that he does. Also he must have some form of a mommy kink. He wants to be called a good boy while you wear that cable-knit sweater. Toki canonically got a boner from being a domineering control-freak, so he's probably into that. Russia seems like a straight-up sadist. Dr. Flug I suspect is into being choked, abused, and belittled. He probably gets fear boners. Bondrewd… I feel like he would be willing to do anything as long as it advances his research. Like I can see him letting a slime monster have its way with him as long as he's gaining knowledge from that.
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Anons with husbandos from gacha games, how much do you spend on them? I dropped 120USD for this card as a Christmas gift to myself. And that's just one "gift to myself" kek
I've been meaning to ask but, how far do you nonnas take your fantasies with your husbando?
I actually enjoy not only imagining, but chatting as if he's there by my side, and I can hear his voice clearly in my mind. Although, my rational side doesn't always glorify him to the point of becoming a somewhat ooc experience.
I like to maintain a image that's closest of the original source, so he isn't sweet, lovey-dovey or gentle. He's sometimes coarse but if not bothered too much, he can be calm and patient, thank god the original creators that made him that way, but still I don't go wild since I've build an image of him with the few cutscenes from the games.
So, how far is your husbando's image compared to the og source? Do you try to keep it as authentic as possible, or do you nonnas prefer the ooc aspect?
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It's so good to be back !!
I want to go for a nightfall stroll through the city with my husbando, watch the moon rise and see the windows light up and feel like we're two angels watching over the world for a short while. It's cold and a bit misty and we're holding hands (and also he's wearing the long coat from the concept art)>>288228
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I’m so hornknee for himm hngggg~ plsplsplsplspls I want u so bad babeeeey Ughhh
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WELP. Actual story spoilersFirst I fall for this guy and then he dies in the second chapter?! WTF!! I'm in denial. He is too handsome to die, and so soon too.
As if liking Kai from YTTD wasn't enough.
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I was obsessed with him for like four years,I even wore rings every day and pretended like we were married. I'm honestly mortified to admit this kek
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oh my god NTA but that's a fucking riot anon, bless. does he still hold sentimental value for you?
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even if I write for 10 pages it won’t be enough to justify my love and affection for you. it is like counting how many hairs someone has on their head. the moment I saw you I knew you were the one who could handle me with proper care. The way I found you never want to lose you. I promise I will never do something that will cost me your absence. my day starts with you and everything seems beautiful with you and only with you. even the clock seems to have life when I am with you. I don’t know what happens to me when I look deep into your eyes while holding your hands; I just start getting butterflies all over my stomach. wherever I go I start to think about you all the time.
He is tartaglia from genshin impact
I've imagined them so much that to me they're basically real at this point. I keep that relegated mostly to when I'm at home but I will think of them when I'm feeling stressed or something. Like if I'm working out for instance and I'm pushing myself to make it to the end of a set I can see them cheering me on.
They don't get alot of screen time in their respective shows so I can basically imagine them to be any way I would like them to be. Perks of having a non main character husbando.
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Not much other than merch, actually. Never spent on Sidemoba so I don't have much regret now that it's dying, announced on his birthday no less
. I've spent a few bucks on GS trying to get the limited for one of his unit members since I wanted their full set. Jiro himself has been really nice in pulls, and I already have a spark ready for when he's due for a limited in Feb-Mar. I really, really hope that the recent trademarking means that SM is getting some form of console game. I'm so tired of gacha.
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want to fuck him so bad my soul is screaming.
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>i hope soukoku doesnt become canon
agree, chuuya deserves better than that disloyal and cliche waste of bandages
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>do you think he drowned for real?
i hope not, not only because i adore chuuya, but also truly adore soukoku as platonic partnership. on the other hand, if he drowns the salt from the shippers will be an amazing thing to behold
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He is finally coming out on the NA/EU server in a few weeks, and while I've no plan of spending actual money on the game because gachas are not real, I currently have a stash of 2030 SQ + 650 worth of unclaimed SQ in fragments, I'm going to be extremely upset if I don't get him but the odds are in my favor (also my previous husbando is from FGO too and I managed to NP5 him without spending anything). I prefer buying real stuff like goodies or doujinshis.
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what happens if you go to the gynecologist and your pussy gets wet while he's inspecting it
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who the fuck is this? no 3DPD allowed unless it's specific fictional characters in live action media. imagine TF2 Medic being your gynecologist and wearing that tho (picrel Medic feasting on your menstrual blood)
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I was an Akutagawa simp some years ago. His design is an absolute eyesore in the anime though and it saddened me. I still have the big phone strap with him, Kyoka and Atsushi in fancy clothes in front of a candy apple, I cherish it because it's just so cute.
The BSD posters ITT are making me want to catch up on the manga hehe>>289347
It's all over the place but I love this character design so much, wish it wasn't from a gacha game.
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I want Flags to gangbang me raw. Like it's poker night and I'm the prize but they're all crazy insane hormonal young men so even though there's a clear winner, they fight over me and nearly kill each other in lust and rage before Pianoman makes everyone calm down and take turns.
Iceman (picrel: leftmost for the non BSDfags) is my favourite. I love the tall, strong, silent, broody, dangerous types, so I'd work really hard to get a reaction out of him. Though he is technically part of Flags I don't want to fuck Chuuya, even though he's my favourite character. Unlike everyone else here I actually ship SKK kek SKekK? Ok I'll see myself out now but I do agree that Dazai doesn't deserve him.
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Also Adam. He should put that high precision android dexterity to use rubbing me off.
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Hard agree. Personally I prefer Verlaine because he's got that existential crisis type evil going on but I'd love to coerce amnesiac Rimbaud into hot sex to "warm him up". He can keep the gloves and earmuffs on, I don't mind.
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i just like cartoons
it's literally called the tumblr sexyman tier list> it seems like a lot of nonas here are from that specific culture?
or maybe a lot of women's tastes overlap with what's popular on tumblr? you don't have to be a tumblr user to find those characters appealing.
That's some interesting takes. Since some husbandos comes from sources were romance is not the focus or is nonexistent, having a bit of an ooc perspective is bound to happen.
In the previous thread, one nonna said that one aspect she hates about most fanfics is how prople write characters completely ooc when they have an established personality in the original source. I was curious how many here followed the same style of self-shipping that happen with the fanfic writers from AO3 and other places, be the nonnas writers or not.
But I'd admit that I also fall a bit on the ooc side once in a while for my husbando, but mostly out of a combination of personal preferences and the main source being extremely inconsistent and the creators' complete lack of responsibility for the character, to the point that they follow the philosophy of "it's canon if you want it to be canon."
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Do you have spooky husbandos? Horrorbandos perhaps? Do you find yourself gravitating towards them even more strongly as Halloween approaches?
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Yay anon I’m so happy you’re playing!!! I really hope you love it. I’m just reaching the final chapter of the second game now and it’s been a pretty epic journey. Major plot spoilers so unspoiler at your own peril but that’s not the last you’ll see of Kazuma!
You’re not far from Mr. Legs (teehee) so you have much to look forward to ♥
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Stop the presses nonas, I finally had a good husbando dream, and with none other than Severus Snape, yay! There was lot of dream nonsense and some kind of war situation, but:
He finally had enough "screentime" so I got to see him a significant amount of that dream. He had a picture of me on his desk and he told someone that "This is my girlfriend". Also there was a moment where we walked together through dream-version of Hogwarts and there was a old-fashioned elevator which we took, and once we were alone he stood really close to me and placed his hand on my waist and sort of pet me through my clothes. Sadly the elevator stopped and we had to quickly act normal before anyone came in, things were getting quite interesting! (I think I was 7th year student in that dream).
Hehee I'm so happy, thank you Sev for making my day even before it began! Love you so so much!
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>>289359>The BSD posters ITT are making me want to catch up on the manga hehe
They're lighting a fire under my ass to finally give the anime and manga a shot too. BSD has been on my backlog since the Durarara anime adaptation concluded and I noticed a lot of fujos/fans moved to it. I figured if I love DRRR so much, I'll probably love BSD. Shizuo was my long time #1 husbando before Narancia bumped his spot, hoping for another one of my type.>>289484
So happy for you, nonna! I hope your day continues to go well.
tbh I find the anime art style to be a poor interpretation of the original drawings in general. It's like they found the manga too unattractive and tried to turn it into eye candy while keeping some of its unconventional aspect, but it still ended up looking pretty soulless. At least the ambiance and overall quality is still somewhat good and the character songs are bangers. But still, huge waste of potential.
And yeah, Akutagawa looks like a whole different character in it, probably because the way he is drawn in the manga is a huge part of what makes him interesting, but the anime smoothed over his facial expressions and gave him shiny eyes (and somehow they managed to make his haircut worse).
I don't care that much about ships (it's hard being the only non-fujo in this fandom kek) but I kinda wish he'd end up with Higuchi because we are sisters in shit taste and I feel bad for her.
I dropped the manga at some point in the first half of 2019 so I have no doubt a lot of interesting stuff happened. I'll probably have to start over though, my memory is shit.>>289490
Go for it nona, I'm sure you'll enjoy it since you liked Golden Wind (never seen DRRR though)
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I'm really fucked, aren't I, ladies? I have super specific tastes in 2D men and I haven't stopped saving panels because he's so appealing to the eye, and suicidal tendencies to boot.>>289504
I only glanced at some gifs, but I really see what you both mean by the animation being a poor interpretation of the manga's art style.
DRRR's plot definitely lacks, but the appeal is really in its characters anyway. Since some of the major themes are the twisted relationships people have and struggling to bond with those around you - the plot is just the edible glue to make it all stick together neatly and wrap itself up. All of the highlights are within the character development, character introspection, or philosophical conversations between characters. Glad to know that the BSD plot is going to be good throughout.
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loving you is something I just can't stop. there is no controlling my heart. it has yearned for you for so long, the only song I sing is of you.
in every cell of my body; in every corner of my being my love for you fills me.
whenever I am with you, it is like having my emotional batteries recharged with joy. your smile radiates into me. your touch sends little shivers through my body. your presence pleases my mind and your soul pours peace on mine.
I love you … madly, sincerely, completely and with no reservation, in a way that is blissfully wonderful.
I love you for being yourself, and I love you because of the person you made me become.
how blessed I am to care so deeply and more so to be loved as deeply in return.
, my beloved. Im veru happy for you! Did you do anything to get to dream about him or did it just happen? I want to dream about my Husbando so badly
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proto-Majima was so sexy. need me some Omi Rengo pingas fr
Yeah I met him now! He is so handsome! Can't wait to make him sweat while I dominate him in the court
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glad he's back!! hopefully better screencaps of his will emerge
you got me so hyped up until I realised you were probably talking about his Ishin lookalike! Not that I'm not happy to see him again but I still want the True and Honest
Dragon back. I don't even care if it's "pointless fanservice" or completely ass-pulled plotwise!
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I dreamt that I had sex with one of my husbandos last night and I can't stop thinking about it because I have no idea how or why it happened. I have pretty much no libido and I've never had any thoughts about him like that, or anyone else for that matter. I didn't do anything differently recently so what happened? Where did all that come from? It wasn't a bad dream but it felt way too real at the time and I just don't know how to feel about this because it's never happened to me before.
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>did a few practice sketches of my husbando>found a cute video of my husbando being voiced in English by someone doing a 89.5% accurate impression of husbando from one of my favorite games, re-dubbing a cutscene>saw new variant of husbando's merch that looks cool>finally managed to begin working on plot outline for comic focusing on my husbando>new artist I've been following allows me into their priv-twitter>found a new artist to follow>found some cute merch for cheap that I'll be able to get later.
Today was a good day! His figurine is so fucking cool, and slightly sexy. I'll probably draw it sometime, I have to! By the way, do any of you nonnies draw your husbando?>>289383
I believe the most important thing to a husbando is his character, personality and background. Yes, a good attractive face and body is good but personality, quirks, ideals, demeanor, etc. is far more important and what I feel is the core attractiveness of ones husbando.
Headcanon is fine and all but if you change it up too much the that the original character is destroyed and becomes a husk or woobified version of himself and isn't really him any more is just plain bad in my eyes. To make your husband so ooc that he's no longer him is an act of disrespect in my eyes, a show that you don't love your husbando for who he is and what he stands for but simply superficial reasons such as only his looks which is moid tier thinking. Canonicity is important as it is what makes your husbando him.
You're probably right. I've been in these threads since the first one so maybe over exposure to hornyposting caused it. >>289654
I have zero artistic skill so I leave that to ppl who actually can. Fortunately there's a particular artist who does fan art of them I really like so I just wait for new pics. When I get some money I'll try and commission some art from them.
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oh nonna, let's be friends.
I've only ever had one husbando, Severus Snape, until I happened to watch ST4 just out of pure chance.
> "I feel so embarrassed that I jumped on the bandwagon when everyone is thirsting for him but he's just really special to me, okay?"
I also feel embarrassed by how endlessly I adore him. I think for me it feels so odd to see someone who is very much my 'type' be popular when I was bullied about it for years. Metalhead men are just the best, and he has good taste (Dio is also my favorite) plus the LOTR references make me smile.
>"I don't get why they're attracted to him, and the fics feel weird 'cause it's like why would a guy like that fall in love with a self-insert if they don't share any interests?"
I feel this, I genuinely have no idea why people are so obsessed with him when they don't listen to metal or enjoy fantasy and fundamentally misunderstand his character? I see a lot of Sadist!Eddie and I'm so confused? What about that man screams sadist? Why is all the self insert fic about a popular girl and he getting together? Or the whole Chrissy thing which I kinda get but not really, like what do they have in common? In my opinion Eddie represents the "bad" guy with a heart of gold, the ideal metal head guy that allows normies to live out a different kind of fantasy. That's just my thought though.
>"the self-insert a Mary Sue that comes to school dressed straight out of a heavy metal album cover."
Felt that. I wear a lot of pink and hyper feminine pieces and based on his interaction with Chrissy it feels to me, like he'd be into a more 'feminine' woman, but that could totally be just my interpretation. I just can't look at any of the self insert stuff honestly, it's just not very enjoyable. It feels like people who want to live an 'alternative' lifestyle but lack the commitment to do it.
I think for me the whole thing just feels bad because the people who are crushing so hard on him were the people that bullied me for being weird in high school or make weird comments to me when I'm out in public. It's just people who want to LARP being different, but aren't actually different and weird. Maybe that's just my take, but I feel very similarly. I'd want to talk in depth about LOTR, who is his favorite character? Did he read the Sil? What other bands does he listen to? Does he like Venom or Bathory? What is his favorite genre of metal?
I feel you…esp about his actor too lol. Have no idea why everyone is simping for him.
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… Are you joking, of course I want to be your friend!I hugged my phone so hard when I saw your post. I'm gonna post my contact info in the friend thread if you do wanna connect, but no pressure, ILU for posting this anyway.
I'm so happy someone who shares my husbando gets it! All those things you said, 100% yes to it. On one hand, I love that there's so much media to consume because he's popular, but the downside is a lot of that content gets his character wrong.
>I see a lot of Sadist!Eddie and I'm so confused? What about that man screams sadist?
Right!? I don't get the whole 'dom daddy Eddie' phenomenon. I mean, I get it because erotic fanfiction is fun but I don't get why that trope is inserted into plot-driven fics. Just because of some handcuffs he has? It's weird and a lot of fanfiction like that reads as being porn brainrot, anyhow.
>Does he like Venom or Bathory?
FINALLY. When authors do put in stuff he likes, it's usually all surface level, like Megadeth, Metallica, and Dio. What about the more underground thrash bands? How does he feel about other subgenres? Would he have listened to metal progenitors like The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, Uriah Heap, Budgie etc.?
They also make him way too heroic, which I find weird. I like that he's a normal dude who gets scared by Upside Down stuff and I like that he's not Steve-levels of brave despite caring for his friends. Just because someone is into alternative and horror stuff doesn't make them immune to fear when they're presented with an actual horrifying situation. I don't think that character flaw needs to change.
That being said, I have mixed feelings about the way they decided to write his death and I like to think of alternative scenarios or rewriting the sacrifice method itself. Obviously I don't like him dying so I don't do that in my fantasies, but still.
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I'd say yes, in real life I'm not a very expressive person in general, so usually men who are too energetic are tiresome for me. Most men I like, both 3D and 2D, are often the introverted type.>>289222
Cookie run is not a very hard game, so I don't find myself on the need to spend money, and I'm already saving my resources if he is the next character to get a costume. However, I'd like to get some merch for Christmas, since I was gifted some money for my birthday, but I'm yet to decide>>289654>By the way, do any of you nonnies draw your husbando?
Yes, I like to draw and write about my husbandos. I'm okay with writing everything, and very shy about drawing "provocative" stuff, but I'm slowly getting more comfortable with the idea. However, I've been in an artblock of sorts for a while, which sucks because I also have some drafts to finish, some which are gifts for other waifu/husbandofags. I'M SO SORRY, I DIDN'T FORGET MY PROMISES, BUT MY BRAIN DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO PUT DOWN MY THOUGHTS ONTO WORDS OR PAPER
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Me too, nonna. Life's so unfair.>>289654>To make your husband so ooc that he's no longer him is an act of disrespect in my eyes, a show that you don't love your husbando for who he is and what he stands for but simply superficial reasons such as only his looks which is moid tier thinking.
I don't wanna quote half your post, but you captured my opinion too, Dededewife. Happy to hear that all of the stars are aligning for you too.>By the way, do any of you nonnies draw your husbando?
Sadly, I'm only a writingfag.
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>do you want to fuck him or do you want to be him?
there are not enough pictures of him dribbling and sweating. those are his sexiest habits. i quite like it when he looks knocked about though ♥
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why is it an insult though
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I want him to press my entire body against his fluffy pudge and minimal chest. He's adorable, he's amazing. I'd imagine he'd cry if someone felt him up, I want to be the one who feels up this blue penguin. I also had a dream where I was living with a mini version of him and he accidentally broke my TV.>>289726
I like writing and drawing too. Writing is fun because you can get out an idea or story in a short but efficient amount of time depending on what you're writing. I find drawing more energy using and tasking than writing to be honest. Sorry to hear you have an artblock, that's never fun! I understand the feeling. I'm undergoing an artblock and I'm tempted to just open commissions so I have
something to draw so I don't get rusty in the slightest. What drafts are you working on other than the other anon's waifus and husbandos?>>289734>I don't wanna quote half your post, but you captured my opinion too
Yeah! I don't know why but I just find people who woobify their favorite character, husbando or not, into a soul-less husk with the absolute bare minimum of their archetype just…degrading in a way. Even if he's not real, I have some form of respect for him.
Writing is cool too, in fact, writing is probably the best! You can do so more in less. I should get back to writing to be honest. I've had ideas and such.
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my love, you have this power over me, this indescribable, undeniable, unmistakable power. you consume my mind. you are always invading my thoughts. you are the ruler of my dream world. you bring a smile to my face, a sparkle to my eyes, and a tear to my cheek.
your voice is like a sweet song I heard for the first time. You take my breath away with the simplest words your lips utter. you make me feel weightless, as though I could float up and touch the heavens above. you make me look at life through new eyes, eyes that have never seen the light of day until now. I feel as though I am using all my senses for the first time and, suddenly, everything I once knew is now unfamiliar to me. you fill every cell in my being with joy, love, and happiness. you make me want to stand up and scream at the top of my lungs, "I love you, more than words can say." you make my heart soar, like a bird in flight. but most of all, you are you, and I love you.
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>why do you feel entitled to be smug towards others husbando lovers for being ''shallow
No, no, no, I didn't mean it like that! What I meant, is when people will take a character and completely strip said character of his personality, thoughts, background, and anything else and then completely re-build it with headcanon and paper thin archetypes to the point it's an OC wearing said character as a fleshy suit. I don't mind if you love your husbando purely for his body, that's fine. I just find it distasteful when someone will say she loves a character deeply but will then completely strip what makes that character himself. Like, if I took a character who's super strong, serious and smart to a fault but has a slight sensitive side, but then made him a ultra soft, uwu-levels of sensitive, and a extraordinarily dense to the level of a himbo. That's personally what I do not like. I'm sorry, I must've worded it wrong.(stop avatarfagging )
What the fuck where in that post did I defend her at all? I just found that poster's shitty aggressive attitude annoying and she's been making posts like that in other threads which is also annoying. If anything the one that's ruining the thread it's whoever keeps judging others for their husbandos. The Dededechan stans are annoying and I'm also suspicious of them but I'm also sick of this "you are disgusting and too autistic for this thread" sperging. If your problem with her is the avatarfagging outside of here then call her out when she does that, not when she's being on-topic.>>289816
Also, I'm going to actually defend her here and say that her post didn't come across as elitistic or smug, what she was talking about is the same thing that others have already discussed here, there are several other anons in this very thread who have agreed that they're hate it when a character's personality is changed so much that they're unrecognizable, exactly the same thing Dedede poster said. At this point you're just making things up to have an excuse to attack her. Like I said, if your real problem with her is poor integration then call her out outside of this thread where she avatarfags, not here where everybody is welcome to sperg about husbandos.
The hypocrisy reeks. Why are you so personally bent out of shape about this? Suspicious. You’re a strangely vocal and butthurt
Wtf are you talking about, how is she not integrated here or "self posting"?
I know, but this isn't the bunker thread,this is the husbando thread where nonnas post husbandos and write about them.>>289816
No offense but I agree with her there. It's not moidlike but bending and woobifying your husbando to the point it's not even the same character anymore is cringe. I especially hate that stuff in fanfics.
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I'm gonna pretend I don't see what's happening in this thread and just post about my husbandos.
I can't believe my life has gotten to the point that I have his figure on a payment plan. Everytime I say I'm done collecting husbando figures I find one that's too pretty to pass up. I was supposed to stop at 4 but now it's 16 and counting. Pray for me nonnas
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It hit me last night that I've had husbandos before and did all of the typical obsessing and sperging at length about them, but I've never really had that intense lovestruck feeling for any of them like this before. My heart feels both genuine compression and like it'll burst. I just wanna cry and flail from the overwhelming love and joy I feel for him. I crumble and don't know what to do with myself besides incoherently sperg about it, nonnas. I'm blessed to have such kind and encouraging friends about it, because I feel so obnoxious about it.
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for me, it's husbandog
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I agree, that's why I'm less willing to do drawing requests or comissions. If I'm not fully vibing with a drawing I just keep re-doing it over and over again without caring about time. Besides, I already got somewhat harrassed by an angry male because I wasn't writing fast enough kek>I'm undergoing an artblock and I'm tempted to just open commissions so I have something to draw
Good luck in your way nonna, I've seen your art on /m/ and you have a pretty cute style. >What drafts are you working on other than the other anon's waifus and husbandos?
I'd like to do more art with the cookies in general, both the Cacao update in Kingdom and the recent ones in OvenBreak had a nice traditional korean feeling; I was already working on a korean OC, so I'm on the mood to go on a deeper dive about the culture and draw from that, and just draw cute boys too. >>289879
AYRT, I love his relationship with his daughter, he is highly underrated.
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possibly one of my favorite pieces of dante fanart ever.
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>>289895> If I'm not fully vibing with a drawing I just keep re-doing it over and over again without caring about time.
Same here. At least with commissions there is
an incentive to actually do the request in a timely manner. Money. But when it comes to requests it can be a bit difficult since it may not be something you personally like or adore, the request doesn't speak to you so it feels boring to draw, it doesn't feel right so you need to change it. etc.Sorry to hear that. Been there to be honest.
Eyy, thank you very much! I'm not a super fan of Cookie Run but I've always found the designs and creativity behind the Cookies super cute, I like the Knight Cookie! If you're comfortable with it, I'd love to see your art. Oh, I get that. Whenver an update comes out and it has something new visually like a costume, especially if it pertains to your husbando, it makes you immediately want to draw it in the moment! Good luck with your oc and drawing Korean culture themed art, that stuff is always fun. They released a Re-Make of Kirby Return To Dreamland so I'm drawing my husbando in the new-revamped Ninja-Dojo Minigame costume. It's super cool.
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Out of the way, imposter.
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Kek, anon, now you're giving me ideas. I wanna get the upa pillow or something. (yeah, it belongs to Mayuri but it's part of the setting)
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samefag, as I was looking for the picture of the upa pillow to post this game up and I'm fucking dying
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Aw thank you! Hope you have a fun weekend with your husbandos as well!
>Did you do anything to get to dream about him or did it just happen?
It just happened, and I still can't believe how lucky I got. I will treasure that dream in my heart forever.>>289691
Wonderful news nona, congrats on a new husbando! It's always a great feeling when you realise that there is something special about a character. Not to mention all the new stories to think about! Eddie was easily the best character in the new season, excellent choice!
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there are no words to describe how much arthur ruined my fucking life but god id let john do disgusting things to me, love this feral greasy motherfucker
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Was feeling down lately so I made a little Reigen edit to cheer me up.
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Some Raspberry for the soul.>>289902>Eyy, thank you very much!
♥>I'm not a super fan of Cookie Run but I've always found the designs and creativity behind the Cookies super cute, I like the Knight Cookie!
Indeed, they do have very cute designs. There's something charming to me about how simple they are yet there's certain "science" on how they look. Knight cookie is a cute guy, he is actually really comfortable to play with and he had fun interactions with Princess on the Tropical Soda Islands story.>If you're comfortable with it, I'd love to see your art.
I don't think I should, since I often post my stuff in a little friend server. I highly doubt any of them go to the farms but still, kek. But thank you so much for the interest though! You are really nice.
I also wish you good luck and have fun with the ninja-dojo custome art. While I'm not that familiar with the Kirby franchise, I love how visually appealing the games are. The characters look so soft and squishy.
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That's so good nona! I was able to understand better the feelings I have with the ooc dilema with what you said.
Whenever I see posts or fanfics that completely describes the character doing something you know they would never do, it feels insincere and selfish.
I guess the raw character is what should make you like them, not just their looks.
Hell, you can see that when nonas here post unusual husbandos, or just ones that could be considered ugly and unnapealing, they enjoy describing about their personality, rather than appearance.
Not saying excessions can't happen btw, some like the nasty bits, and I won't judge, since I have a husband that eats floor pizza and has a musky smell from wearing a trenchcoat during summer, but I love him more for his zero-fucks-given attitude
>By the way, do any of you nonnies draw your husbando?
I'm going back to drawing, still to nervous to actually show anything because I feel its not good enough for other people, so I keep it to myself, bc it's good enough for me.
Also bc I'm doing it for my husband, even if he's not really that great at showing appreciation except for being extremely straight-foward instead of giving flowery praises.
But I like honesty anyway so that's a win for me.
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N-not to be NSFW or anything but I want to hold his hand, fingers interlaced, and squeeze it.
Makes me blush kek, feel like I'm 12 or something.
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>>289952>There's something charming to me about how simple they are yet there's certain "science" on how they look
Right on the mark! I think it's the appealing color palettes each cookie has along with the distinct themes in design, everyone looks unique yet there's a overarching cuteness and simplicity for each design so it's easy on the eyes and anyone can draw the cookies no matter the skill level. I don't know much about Knight Cookie but he looks cute and being a knight, I assume, has a chivalrous and virtuous personality which always grabs me by the throat if you get what I mean? If you don't mind me asking, what type of game is Cookie Run?>I don't think I should, since I often post my stuff in a little friend server
I absolutely get that, and fair enough. To be honest, knowing my fandom is as stable as a house of cards first hand and I'm already a "unorthodox", I've been basically playing with fire covered in gasoline by posting here and posting my art so I understand, not like I've said anything "problematic
" but still kek.
Thanks, it's Dedede and Meta Knight in Ninja costumes! Honestly that's one of my favorite things about the franchise, everything is visually appealing and oh so colorful! Not to mention the colorful cast!
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Women only want one thing and it's DISGUSTING!
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Unrelated I guess but what do you think of people drawing kirby characters in a more realistic style?
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Yeah, but I like it, it wouldn't be a fandom without it's gripes.>>>/m/241821
It's not husbando related and I don't want to post another wall and clog up this thread so here.>>289973
I've never drawn a Cookie before but I'll give it a try! They're cute.>>289974
It's alright, but not my favorite type of fan-art.
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Kek, it seems like the Cacao update gave us the feelings to a lot of us cookiefags. If I remember correctly, there's also a Caramel Arrow Cookie anon on /m/
. Choco is adorable, he has been on my Kingdom team ever since I started playing. >>289965>I don't know much about Knight Cookie but he looks cute and being a knight, I assume, has a chivalrous and virtuous personality which always grabs me by the throat if you get what I mean?
He is very sweet, a little dorky but always meaning well. Sometimes Princess can be more active than him, but he is still trying his best. Good pick honestly.>If you don't mind me asking, what type of game is Cookie Run?
In the slightless, I like talking about this little game. The most important games right now, Kingdom and OvenBreak are very different. OvenBreak is like the main game, due to its age; it's a runner where you mostly think on strategy with the hability of each cookie, it has a heavier focus on gameplay but you still get a lot of lore. Kingdom is more like a city builder with some rpg elements, decorating your Kingdom and adding more cookies you can get through the gacha; it focuses more in the story and it's still adding new stuff. Both are gachas, but it's not that hard to level up, plus the devs are pretty generous and give us good rewards quite often.>My fandom is as stable as a house of cards
Oh I see, I see. Sometimes fandoms can be a bit scary, but hey, it's nice to have threads like this and interact in them. I don't know, but posting here is quite chill. God bless you lolcow husbandofags.Now, it's kind of late and I'm getting sleepy. I hope that what I'm writing here makes sense, good night!
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I feel you nona, you described almost perfectly the same feelings I have about my husbando. This man is just something else. I'm sad that I don't have that kind of relationship with my friends, except for my best friend, and even then I still fear of being obnoxious. Fortunately this thread made me find people who think just like me, so at least I don't feel alone.Also, to that nona who had started reading the manga, I'm curious to see how far you got. If you want to share more of your reactions I'll be happy to read them.
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It's all coming back to me
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most people see not what they want to in life, but what they expect to have and achieve. as for me, the moment that I saw you, a war began. the war of Love vs. Denial. my objective after meeting you in game was to remain neutral. except one thing went terribly wrong–I knew that divine love had me under attack. I was lost, alone, and afraid; the thought of loving you scared me. I have seen through the battle and come out on top. I love more than I could ever love any human being. you are my man, my ray of sunlight after the rain, my piece of cake when sweets are craved, and my everlasting joy. I love you, because you put me under love's divine attack. this is one battle that I am glad to have lost and share the prize of never-ending love.
His design is pretty heavily based on Guts, so I can see that. Though the brown is from being a chocolate cookie lol. Choco is the closest to a kid-friendly Guts that will ever exist. He's so cute. I'm also a sucker for sadbois who are on the evil side but aren't actually evil. I just want to hold the fallen prince and tell him everthing's gonna be okay… and maybe fix that choppy ass haircut of his.
On that note, are any of you nonnas especially interested in your husbando's hair? I often imagine myself washing, brushing or giving mine a haircut. It's an underrated and very intimate experience I think.
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I would help him bleach his roots and eyebrows.
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I have a lot of husbandos but none have consumed me like picrel. I don't know if I'm ready to admit just how down bad I am because it's embarrassing kek
It sucks that Horikoshi is a shit writer because his character arc doesn't make sense and never lives up to it's potential. Also he rarely got any screentime so I continue to suffer.
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Very interested. That's why I like this form so much.
It's probably a pain the ass to deal with all that hair but I'm 100% ok with that.
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His hair is his most defining feature imo and my favorite thing about him, although I still struggle with drawing it but I've gotten much better. It would be so nice to be able to help him with his hair every morning!
I… have a thing for braiding hair. Long hair can be pretty elegant if it has proper care. >>290031
Something about his voice just gets me.
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I'd be more than happy to if it means I get to play in his hair for a bit.
I've always figured in forms like ssj4 they overheat pretty easily, especially if that fur covers more than we can see in the official art I hope it does
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I need more pictures for my husbando containment folder but I am afraid to wander outside of Pixiv. Give me strength.
Anyway we're going fishing this sunday. Do your husbandos enjoy outdoor activities, nonas ?>>290034
Abnormally interested. I want to touch it so bad. I want to kiss a strand of his hair like we're in a shojo manga. But I have a Heian era level of obsession with long hair tbh, it makes me feel like a scrote sometimes
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Mine was basically homeless his whole life and most of the time trains outdoors, so I think he's pretty alright with it. unless you want to count the abandoned mansion in the middle of nowhere as a home. Which I guess it is.
Jokes aside, I think it would be fun going on a trip and exploring nature with him. At least I have someone who's strong and knows what to do on my side.>>290034
I admit that i fantasized about touching his hair more than I should, they look so fluffy and soft. I'd love to stroke it while he's relaxed or asleep. Also he's basically like a giant black cat, I'd die from cuteness if he purrs.
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I want to wash his hair when he's sad and take really good care of it
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he would be so supporting and helpful and i wish he was real and my husbando
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I'm so happy to see a fellow stain enjoyer in the thread! I agree with you though he had so much potential and all of it just went down the drain sigh sometimes i just wish someone would write a spinoff about him
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>Tokyo Ghoul spoilers in the image
This is me with my harem. Life's good.
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I'm going crazy, all I can think about is how I want him to dive bomb my pussy until it's his own personal Pearl Harbor.
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Damn I cannot stop dreaming about making love on cold mountain while getting soaked in the mist.
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I wouldn't even rank this among my favourite games, and stupidly burnt myself out on gaming for a while after having sank too many hours into fe3h, but I've been getting a lot of mileage out of some of those characters…
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I love you with every part of my being. If I could marry your soul, I would. I dream of nobody else. Every day is a true struggle when I'm not with you. If I could conjure up all the power in the world to translate my love to every form of living–physical and spiritual–I would. You are everything to me, and I love you more than life itself. I love you truly!
I can't even begin to express how happy I am that you have come into my life. You are a gift from God! You are such an amazing man! Your kindness, your loving and sweet ways make my heart very happy. Your great sense of humor keeps me laughing and laughing, which is something I love and have needed for so long. We are such a great match. I love how we keep on spoiling each other. I look forward to many adventures, and much passion and pleasure with you–anything, anytime, anywhere.
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worlds sexiest deadbeat dad
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Cute & best boy & deserved better
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I never posted my husbando here before (because I am devoted to learning how to draw him good enough to post it online!) but I want to share this gem. I hope more capeshit comics will finally give us some fanservice. Bless you nonnies.
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Someone sniper bid a higher price on a keychain I was bidding on, I stayed up all night on a Friday for that, I'm still slightly sad even now. It was something I was really shooting for and it's getting so rare, I want more physical symbols of him that I can hold and touch. At the very least, I managed to get into contact with a really good fic writer who's writing a God-tier fic about my husbando, gave them my thanks and everything! >>289993>He is very sweet, a little dorky but always meaning well.
I see! That's absolutely adorable, and he's a knight too so that only makes it better. What is his relationship with the princess, I'm a sucker for these kinds of dynamics with a slightly dorky but well meaning guy and a woman who gives the guy a run for his money.
it's a runner where you mostly think on strategy with the hability of each cookie
So each cookie basically has a sort of stat, trait and ability when it comes to running through each and every stage, would you say your husbando, Dark Cacao Cookie (Actually, what is he like, in general? I'm curious!), has good strats? I'm not a fan of City Builder type games, but Runners are fun so I'll look into it.>I don't know, but posting here is quite chill.
lolcow is the perfect place for fandom posting in my opinion. No moids, no children, just peace.Nonsense, you explained it more than well! Thank you!>>289958
Thanks! Yes, I get that exact feeling too. I feel it's fine to add headcanon or slight deviation to a character, especially if it takes place in an AU, I feel that's fine. Headcanons are fun, and a integral part of fandoms in my eyes. I have a partial feeling the reason being for this is because the person (usually young or new) behind it doesn't
know much about the character outside of other
fanon depictions and the absolute bare minimum of the character rather than the actual base media and they've learn from others who learn from others who learn from others who've actually played/read the game or media the character originates from. So it feels disingenuous. It's unfortunately mass-information which paints a character a different color than the original to the public view causing the lines of canon and fanon to blur indiscernibly.
I've never heard the word selfish used, but I absolutely agree with that. It kinda is, isn't it?
>I love him more for his zero-fucks-given attitude
Good taste, I've always found those types of characters super cool. Hardboiled, as they say. Sounds like you've found a keeper! Good luck with your drawings Anon, as long as you're drawing with passion it will get good, I'm sure.
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Thanks for the sweet, sweet validation! It took me forever to find the perfect pic of my baby so you could see what I see, but I couldn't find the perfect one to convey everything so I stuck with a pic that was my phone wallpaper for a good few months kek
Like, I know what this looks like, but hold on for a sec! Stay right there! Don't judge too fast please, he's so much more than meets the eye! This is Mammon. Second born and demon lord and personification of the sin of greed. He's also from a gacha game with a plot and characters I hate. No lie, would curb stomp at least 6 of the main characters without hesitation. Those six characters? His fucking brothers. None of them respect or appreciate him for all that he's done for them for literal millennia, and we, the mc, ARE SUPPOSED TO ROMANCE
THEM? HOW CAN I BE ON GOOD TERMS WITH PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY ABUSE
MY HUSBANDO? CLOWNERY. IT'S A CLOWN WORLD IN A CLOWN FUCKING GAME. There are currently 80 lessons in the game and I'm still on lesson 25 despite having the game for way too long. It's not even purely procrastination at this point; I just really don't want more dialogue and plot forcing the mc to coddle and flirt with the other characters. After seeing how they abuse the precious, adorable, lovable Mammon how COULD I feel anything but disgust for any of them? Go on, I'll wait. Now, I've got to explain all of the ways he's a top tier husbando, there are not enough words to explain these feelings, but I'll try!
1. From the moment you get to Hell (I'm not calling it the devildom. Just no.), he's tasked as your babysitter and yeah, he always gripes about how annoying it is and even maybe throws a few threats your way, BUT HE DOESN'T MEAN IT. He's the type to put up walls before you have a chance to block him with your own. After being shat on for thousands of years by the only people he'd fall from heaven for, it makes sense. I see this vulnerability in him that so many take for granted and even though he gets hurt over and over and over again, he doesn't lose hope that he can be treated a little better. He can't shut out the ones who hurt him because he loves them more than himself AND YOU CAN SEE IT IN EVERY THING HE DOES. OMG I WANNA CRY. FUCK HIS BROTHERS. I see so much of myself in him with my below sea-level sense of self-worth, but I swear I'd go through the 9 circles of hell to show him how much I care and how worthy he is of love. He's more worthy than anyone.
2. He's the only one who never hurts you, the mc, in any way! He doesn't physically harm or nearly maim you. Yeah, he did put you in harm's way in which one of his brothers almost maimed you and destroyed half your room, but his intentions weren't malicious and the baby can make mistakes. You'll be attacked, intimidated, receive extreme threats of violence, and even be murdered by one of his brothers, and he'll be the only one to rush to your broken body and cradle you in his arms and wail. The game'll also force you to forgive the brother that killed you and help repair his relationships with the others. How come everyone forgives the genocidal maniac that murdered a human student, but Asmodeus tells Mammon to kill himself and they call him scum and all that, and Lucifer does corporal punishment on him? Mammon is the black sheep of the family and the scapegoat, AND THE GAME EVEN GIVES OPTIONS TO JOIN IN AND INSULT MAMMON TOO. WHAT THE FUCK
3. Mammon will have always loved the mc no matter what. Somehow—even if being played the fool—Mammon will always get attached to you and take pride in being your "first" and protecting you from harm. It may even be the thing he's most proud of and what gives him purpose. He's the most overt in wanting to spend time with you and open about his feelings. He'll be the only one to have treated you and cared about you the same no matter if he knew about the great big secret revealed early on (the writing is so freaking bad. no wonder the fandoms full of kids I hate it here). When everyone suddenly cozies up to you because they don't just see you as you anymore, but as an extension of their deceased sister, he's the only one to have loved you not matter what. He didn't need anything else, but you
. Just propose with a shiny pebble you found on the side of the road already! I'm yours, dammit!
4. He's not an idiot at all. Something about being greedy and loving money, priceless and precious things, have made him really good at math. He can figure out problems and things with ease he just doesn't want to cause he needs an incentive to try. He probably would if you gave him a kiss though. I need to lie down.
5. His brothers shame him for his sin when he's tame and the least violent and destructive out of everyone else. They're not worth more thought, but imma say that he's the best, and his sin only causes him to hurt himself in the end.
6. Mammon owes a lot of money to some witches because he's paying them to take care of a human child on Earth. He met a homeless little girl and left her with some witches that extort him for money and favors in exchange for taking care of her. This is only one of the many unappreciated things he does for others at his own expense. I'm so tired. He's the best character, and I'm supposed to want to woo his 6 brothers when they're all so ugly (inside and out).
I love him, nonnies. I even unconsciously do that cliché thing and let out a breath I didn't know I was holding whenever I see him. Thanks for letting me be like this, nonnies.
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it's interesting comparing the first thread to this one we get more wordy anons, when it just used to be "I want his cock nonnies -picture of husbando-" kek. I like both instances, just making an observation is all
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Thanks for the support! It was actually so cathartic. The thesis basically affirmed my love for him and hate for all except like 3 of the other characters. I haven't been reading the chapters and just skip and pass battles cause all of the chapters are focusing on everyone else's angst when my husbando is right there beside me. LEMME FOCUS ON HIM. I'm feeling so pure today, and too shy to think of him like that
rn, but I have
. Write about your man! It doesn't have to be legible!
oh, hell yeah, get their punk asses! you're preaching to the fuckin choir. Mammon is literally the second most powerful of the seven brothers, just under Lucifer, and they still don't show him any of the respect he's due! what kind of fuckin bullshit is that?? and he doesn't even lord it over them or anything?? just asks for a little dignity from the ones he cherishes most? his family?? god, is it any wonder he's gassing himself up all the time? he has to make up for all the centuries of being talked down to he's endured. justice for Mammon god damn it!
i haven't played this game in a long time–maybe i'll get back into it now kek–
but Mammon was my boy
, and i want you to know that you have my respect and that i'm cheering for you from the sidelines, nonna <3
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kinda like this? this is actually pretty dope
was there a kirby train at some point or where does this come from? I know train otaku are super big in japan so it would make sense to do this
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>mfw no horny medieval mutant around to f me
why even live?
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Exactly but unfortunately, no. Pupupu Train, like Pupupu Market, Pupupu Sweets Shop, or Kirby Cafe (though this is an actual cafe now.), is a promotional merchandise line with dedicated pop-up shops that started in 2016 by HAL which continued up 2020 though there are official updates upward Sep 14. 2022 on the KirbyTrain twitter. The merchandise line features Kirby, Meta Knight and Dedede as conductors (Meta Knight for Nagoya, Dedede for Osaka, and Kirby for Tokyo. Though, certain merchandise implies there's a train in-universe too, such as Kine Marin Rail that runs from Big Forest to Orange Ocean) and other side characters are passengers or workers.
I love it because I think trains are cool and military-esque and smart uniforms are hot and this is the closest I will ever get to seeing Dedede in one officially. It looks so good on him, from the subtle lighter grey blue, his cute vest, it's amazing… His tie is made for pulling downwards…
Here's the merchandise in question, it's a keychain but with this render on it. In general, Pupupu Train merchandise is super rare nowadays due to it not getting produced any more. Recently there was a "Kirby Train" light-novel, but it wasn't what I expected so I didn't read it.(avatarfagging)
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so powerful, but the thing that kills me is that he's their older brother.
He's literally one of the closest things to a parent they have and unlike Lucifer, he didn't raise them with fear, threats, or violence. He's never once threatened them and you can tell they're not afraid of him at all cause they have the loosest and fastest mouths and don't care how they hurt him. Nonnie
, I get violent impulses. And how could you get me emotional all over again by reminding me that he gasses himself up constantly?? I'm so used to it, I totally forgot he calls himself "the Great Mammon" and over-the-top compliments himself BECAUSE NO ONE EVER SAYS ANYTHING NICE ABOUT HIM EVER.
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO'LL EVER SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT HIM TO HIS FACE. EVEN THE FEW NICE THINGS YOU GET IN CHAT ARE SAID BEHIND HIS BACK OR THEY INSULT HIM SOON AFTER SO IT'S LIKE THE NICE THING DOESN'T EVEN MATTER. HE'S SO DESPERATE FOR SOME POSITIVITY HE GIVES IT TO HIMSELF OUT OF HABIT BUT THE WORDS HAVE TO BE EMPTY AT THIS POINT. AFTER MILLENNIA OF BEING SHAT ON, IT MUST BE HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THERE'S ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT HIM.
Sorry, about all caps but I was screaming in my head while typing this.
If you wanna come back to the Mammon side, I'd gladly have you as a sister-wife, nonnie
. He'd probably die from happiness that there's two
of us. Also, I came back to the game too late and missed his bday event! I'm going to have to wait an entire year. Is it bad that I'm looking forward to his bday in a year, though? kek
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>t's unfortunately mass-information which paints a character a different color than the original to the public view causing the lines of canon and fanon to blur indiscernibly.
That's true, I also forgot that some people don't even consume the media they claim to be a "fan" of. And sometimes, when it comes to anything with an fanbase, shit gets really blursed imo. A blessing due to the small amount of genuinely good content from talented fans, but also cursed from the huge pile of god-awful degenerate stuff that also comes from the bottom of the fandom. Be it huge or small, I generally try to stay away from this stuff because I know it'll ruin the mood. One thing I hate from the Postal fandom is that younger/newer fans exacerbate the fact that the Postal Dude is bi, and it becomes annoying and overall really egocentric. I mean, it's canon that he's bisexual, but for fuck's sake, that's not his sole trait! It's barely mentioned in-game, but they make it as if that's all what he is, and this only became a thing after Postal 4 was released due to the amount of sex jokes in that game. Since then, I decided to stay far the fuck away from the fanbase and only enjoy the games on my own.
>I've never heard the word selfish used, but I absolutely agree with that. It kinda is, isn't it?
Yeah, if you think about it, it would be the person wanting to inject what's their idea of a perfect version of a husbando, rather than accepting the character for what it is. If something like that happened with a person irl, they would call it selfish for demanding them to be someone they're not, right?
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I can't breath, a cutiepie, I bet he smells like cherry blossoms and sweet apple
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Very good contribution to thread nona, I'm glad you asked.
picrel, I grew up and didn't feel like continuing such a relationship with a fictive underage would have been fresh. on top of that I did tame my astrologyfagging past teenage years, he was my coping mechanism for dealing with toxic
irl relationships. Now I'm free, and I wanted to set him free as well. I hate how Zahhak brothers remind me of Peter Steele.
props to you anon bc ive never personally seen anyone who cares much for equius. ive seen more gamzeefags online and that's really saying something considering how widely hated he is >>290419
ily anon. i hate that the enstars fanbase is infested w zoomers, it makes it hard to interact with content online (also mayoi fans are a new breed of awful i swear)
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Thanks for the encouragement Nona, I guess my problem is that I don't really know how to put to words what I feel. and I fear of becoming obnoxious.
But, I have to say that even though he lived his whole life in poverty, violence and without recieving affection from anyone except for his master who basically became his father
, I love that he's actually pretty laid back and reserved. He could've been an edgy asshole that doesn't give a shit about anyone, but he isn't. Sure, he was cocky at the beginning and shit-talked his opponents during fights, but I love when he does that so I don't care.
At the end of the day he still shows to be protective towards the people he cares about, even if he doesn't convey his feelings openly.
I would love to make him learn and see all the things he's never experienced before, especially about love, and give him the normal life he always should've had.
Also his strange ways of thinking and being dense as a brick honestly makes me smile. I find it so charming and cute, it's part of what makes him special for me.
I love this dumb seaweed hair and words cannot express all the things I could say about him.
Anyways, I stop talking about him now. I tried.>>290393
His brothers sounds really insufferable, even as a writing stand point I don't get why you make all your characters hate go towards him. I'm not saying there shouldn't be conflict, but this seems like the author just hates him personally.
I'm willing to join the team and protect Mammon, because he sounds really sweet. The "everything about you is perfect" dialogue is already a good enough reason for me. Unrelated, but honestly nona I'll gladly be your friend and hear you talk about Mammon all day! Your long rants are fun and it's great talking to someone so passionate about their husbando. I hope it doesn't sound weird, didn't know how to phrase it.
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Fuck nonna, me too. What did you think about his backstory in Vigilantes? Personally, I thought it was contradictory and didn't make sense but it was interesting to see him in his "element".
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NTA but what are the zoomer mayoifags like? I don't interact with the fandom but I play the game casually and I think he's the cutest one so I'm curious now
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>Sleeping very comfortable
>Start dreaming about Golden Kamuy
>Don't remember much of the dream aside for the very last part
>It's me telling Ogata that I was thinking about leaving work (with Tsurumi? I think? Even though I was a woman in the dream. Dream logic I guess)
>He gives that smug smile where you know he's upset but doesn't want to show it
>He becomes sarcastic and passive aggressive, says that I should just create more chaos in the process of quitting and that I should stop being afraid of doing of what I actually wanted, to disrupt the order of things (such a dramatic kitty)
>Everything while smiling like picrel
>I get kinda horny, but worried, thinking about my next move as I am standing there
>Alarm clock rings
>Still sleepy as shit
>Has to go to work in this cold af and rainy day
Why live nonas, take me back
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I'm f2p, full Artem collection apart from 2, Tears of Themis has a spend x get a exclusive card thing. The 2 cards, one was limited offer and was 60$ and the other is like 40$ (total spending on the game) which fucking sucks bc they're both nice looking cards. Apart from that I'm very tempted to buy merch, but it's mostly available on toaboa, very cheap but idk how the website/import/proxy all that shit works, I've seen some stuff on aliexpress too but I'm worried it wont be official kek, people make replica wedding rings and stuff from the story I would just love to have a physical reminder of him, maybe even a little shrine kek
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You're stronger than me, Nona. Within 15 minutes of meeting Vyn I was signing over my bank details to mihoyo and yet my collection isn't nearly as impressive as yours
The worst part is I know that he would look down on me for acting impulsive, falling for FOMO tactics, and spending money on an anime game that profits off lonely female gambling addicts. Because of this I actually stopped playing for a few months, and lacking daily contact our bond withered away to basically nothing. I picked it back up for his birthday event but it's just not the same (even though I already spent 25USD…)
So to answer OP's question: a shameful amount. Don't throw money at your problems, girls.
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I do think it goes a bit against canon but i was honestly just glad to see a bit more of him even if they didn't do him a lot of justice, although i did liked the idea of him not being as unhinged as we know him and even saying how he is a normal person once the mask goes off, it's a fun detail, also when he defeated that mafia group? Chef's kiss
i was also glad vigilante retook the idea of stain hating and hunting villains as well since i think that's something a lot of people forget, his hatred for villains
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Energy itt is a little weird lately and dazai anon's posts got deleted? who will be next …
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ctrl+F dazai and some old ones are missing. I need her back NOW>picrel fujos, arthurfags, ko-chan, and dazai anon taking arrows for the rest of us persecuted husbandofags
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Why were they deleted? And why do you think those anons you mention are under fire?
maybe she accidentally shared the same IP as [redacted]
and got caught in the purge? that's what happened to a few newer /m/ threads a month or two ago
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Husbandos are for women simple as>>290471
damn you might be right.
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I've been playing since release & have a lot of patience for grinding every day & maxxing out events, it's not too hard and I'm even sometimes a little lazy with it kek, but f2p in ToT is possible! Especially since you're a Vyn gal, from what I know he's never had a p2w card (current room set is pay but rooms are pointless kek). Grinding for pulls and then getting your husbando is so satisfying!! Delayed gratification & working hard for what's yours is something Vyn would admire you very much for anon, you can do it don't succumb to FOMO! If you needs tips or anything I'm here for you anon, I hope you and Vyn can bond again
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There is something special about men petting pussies.
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I thought that I had gotten over him. But no, he is still special to me ♥>>290492>ywn hear your husbando go yoshi yoshi~ while petting your pussy
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I feel like I have a rotation going on. I focus on one husbando at a time, it usually depends on what media i an consuming at the time. Plus, a lot of my husbandos don't really have good art except 2, where one has really good offical art and another has good fan art and also has a lot of whorish art of him which is fun.
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I NEED HIS DICK RIGHT FUCKING NOWWW
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I was searching for a pic of my husbando and a cat right now but instead I found this…
now that is dedication.
You said you couldn't but you explained your love perfectly. Nonas here got me into kengan ashura and I totally see his charms! I didn't know about him growing up in poverty so this might seem weird, but I love him even more for that. I don't know much about him as a person, but you do and appreciate his humanity so you're such a good Ohma wife lol I'm still not over the fact he kills and preps his own meat. Like, he could really provide for you and your metaphorical kids and that's hot
. What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.Be my friend! I love these threads so much.
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far cry 5 on game pass got me fucked up i need more Seed seed
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Soldier Sugimoto is so hot. I wish there was more fanart of him during the war. I'm working on it, but damn, my art is kinda shit
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Nona thank you so much, you're so kind and what you said genuinely made me happy. You're a good Mammon wife too, we both have amazing men and that's all that matters. no pressure but if you want i can post my contact info in the new friend finder thread. I ask just in case since it's my first time doing it.
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Nice, anon! I hope it comes out great. I was also planning on doing it not with me, but with a generic self insert
. Sitting on his lap, more specifically.
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Do you guys also have elaborate fantasies how you’d be with your husbando and change his destiny for the better, so much that you sometimes consider making a ao3 fanfic about it
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weskie weskie weskie
I made it!>>>/m/242685
Feel free to input your own match requests without suggesting a husbando to others, no need to stress if you don't have any character in mind.
I do tend to post about one of them more than the others. Otherwise I try to be fair to them all like rotating my backgrounds and profile pics, and I tried to have somewhat equal amounts of each of their figures but some of them are more popular others. However they're all from the same franchise so they can all be in the same shrine anyway so it still works out.>>290550
I've actually written fics about them but I'm too self conscious to have them online. I had one main husbando at first but in my fics I fleshed out all their personalities so much I love them all equally now.
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thank you anon, these pics are super cute! sorry you had to be banned though I hope you come back safely.
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My most elaborate fantasy is how I change Ogata and redeem him in the end. He starts a healing process and manage to find love and happiness with me and our family.
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which one of you did this
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absolutely. fromsoft husbandos especially, theres a lot of shitty fates to save them from to say the least. its why ive taken up writing fic!
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You too! I also found my husbando.
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Not even a Nanamifag, but this is delicious. I hope it becomes a trend. Golden Kamuy characters are perfect for figures like that…
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Based, we can save them nonnas, I believe in all of you.
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nta but the only other figure I can think of with a penis out like that is this blue haired vent thread crying faggot
aoba figure, his peenus looks not enticing and goofy as fuck though. Aoba is not my husbando so I never got the hype, the figure is kinda freaky to me imo. But someone else into bdsm husbandos might like it so I'm posting it anyways
post the uncensored dick version…
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I knew of this Aoba figure, but to me it kind of "doesn't count", because the source material is already porn. I want dick out figures of established characters that don't come from hentai, that would be a husbandofag dream>>290697
NTA but here it goes his cock is fucking huge
It looks soft and posable. Who makes these things? Because it couldn't possibly be official could it.
I just wish he had a more normal size dick and a bush.