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No. 259991
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
etc.
The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/193846For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/248755 No. 260005
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hehe
No. 260025
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Booty
No. 260026
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No. 260036
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>>260029Post him yourself. No seriuosly, Dont who your talking about I mainly look at the pics.
This repost is for the anon that asked for it last thread.
No. 260039
>>260036Thanks!
>>260029He's there he's just very far away so you can't really see him through the white fog, but in our hearts we feel he is present
No. 260042
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Posting my beloved ugly gorilla man once again
No. 260043
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>>260040Don't be sorry, we don't need to feature a specific character each time.
This would be my prefered posterboy anyway
No. 260047
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No. 260058
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Reminder that 4/28 was Komaeda's birthday, I'm still celebrating him for a week.
No. 260059
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What does it mean when you feel a mix of both horny and satisfactory when you see a cute 2d boy eat?
No. 260062
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>>260059Possible feeder fetish? Not necessarily, as I also like seeing them eat, but I don't want them to gain weight. Your pic is looking fat so I have to raise an eyebrow.
No. 260063
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>>260059I'd like to know the answer too
please don't tell me I've got feeder tendencies No. 260064
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i always headcannon big beefy dudes to be extremely gentle and soft with the women they love. blushing from handholding.. a hushed voice and warm eyes.. i love gentle giants so FUCKING MUCH
No. 260066
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>>260064Same anon, some of my husbandos are beefcakes and I imagine all of them would treat me like glass unless I ask otherwise. Posting one of my favorite gentle giants.
No. 260067
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>>260066And he's anti-porn!! What a guy!
No. 260071
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>>260062I was afraid it was that. I am still a little in denial. I do find obesity (irl and 2d) repulsive, but
>>260059 is probably where I draw the line as it makes me feel warm just looking at him satisfy his hunger and knowing he'll be fueled up with energy for the rest of his day.
>>260063I think we do, nona.>>260064I very much love that trope.
No. 260072
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TODAY IS RAIDEN DAY, RAIDEN POSTING FOR TODAY, TODAY IS RAIDEN'S DAY THE DAY HE KILLED HIS DAD
No. 260080
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>>260040i couldn't find any sexy pics of him in a tuxedo, i hope nobody minds that he showed up to the wedding in this state of undress
No. 260088
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>>260080here's a transparent version if anynonny wants to make their own
No. 260099
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>>260064Same anon, big kind and blushing is moe and sexy.
>>260080Perfect, kek
>>260067Based 2D man.
No. 260111
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The only thing holding back my autistic compulsion to post him is my fear of running out of different images
I think I only really started saving images in the last year because I was too ashamed. I'm sure this is child's play to seasoned husbandofags but I noticed my folder broke 100 images recently kek. I feel really guilty posting fan art though since I know many of the artists don't like it even if you link the source
No. 260122
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pain
No. 260148
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>>260080Nona this is so beutiful!!! This better be the next thread pic!!!!!
No. 260151
My "fetish" is seeing my husbandos touch cats, it's the ultimate proof of moe for me
>>260080This is so good, I love the way he's looking at us
No. 260175
>>260173Anon this thread is about getting our panties in a twist
of lust.
No. 260178
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i love my husbando. i can just look at him to make me smile and the day is better already
No. 260192
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>>260080It doesn't work to edit for the pic but I have this one.
It's a cute idea, but marriage is never a part of my fantasies.
No. 260194
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>>260192I have a cleaner Arthur in the suit
No. 260222
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I have the fantasy where Leon would find me hiding in a utility closet at the RPD shaking and crying and he carries me out whilst trying to evade any zombies until we get to the nearest safe room, and he just cuddles me into his chest peppering my head with kisses until I stop shaking and he tucks me into one of the beds promising he’ll come back for me once he finds a way out of this place.
No. 260227
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>>260222That's so cute. I love rescue fantasies.
No. 260229
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>>260036wanna recreate this in sfm so bad
No. 260308
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helping him dye his hair and all is a major fantasy of mine
No. 260336
>>260229do it wanker
Anon's drawing really inspired me I always draw just ugly doodles and have nothing to share, but I put in effort this time, I'm going to show you when I'm done
No. 260364
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>>260203Males make Arthur look like a hobo. Idk why they are all obsessed with gigantic beards.
No. 260390
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i love my insane husbando, i want to groom him into eating me out every day.
>>260080this is so cute,
nonnie>>260111i always like seeing your posts about okabe, i'd be happy if you posted more
No. 260507
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bump
No. 260525
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>>260151>>260152no but this episode is one of my favorite in the series toki with his cat is so cute and i love the hamburger time song…
want him to pet my pussy please No. 260527
>>260523He's not my husbando and I'm not into Metalocalypse, but now that you mention it, I really like that fantasy about washing my husbandos' hair (and them washing and braiding mine in return). I'd also love to brush it, and run my fingers through it to feel its texture. I bet it smells really nice. With a long-haired husbando I bet it'd be even more fun.
And YES, I absolutely want to wash their whole bodies too>>260525I gotta watch this fucking cartoon already, the guys seem really cute and funny
No. 260530
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>>260523For you, dear nonna.
No. 260560
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>>260364I still fell in love with him looking like this…
No. 260580
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>>260390Aww, I enjoy your Adachiposting too, anon. You've made me want to play Persona 4
That's the game, right?Anyway, much of the art I've saved is shipping stuff, so it's good that I'm ok self inserting even though I find that possibly even more embarrassing than having a husbando in the first place.
I wonder how many of the artists are actually yumejos, if any. I'm kind of convinced that Okabe is the most underrated husbando of all time KEK
No. 260590
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I had a dream the other night that we were at Hogwarts and he was taking points from some fucking annoying ass Hufflepuffs and I appeared and curled up against him and God what a time to be alive.
I literally love him so much, if he looked at me I'd die. Touching him in my dreams is all I'll think about for the next week.
How can someone be so perfect?
No. 260593
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posting this thing anon made kek
No. 260598
>>260590Fuck
nonny I'm happy for you.
No. 260600
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>>260336I draw too and doodled my own version of nona's drawing but couldn't get the faking dick right so I erased it.
I started posing it out in sfm, now just trying to animate it and make it look pretty and not cringe.
Please show if you do finish your drawing, nona.
No. 260607
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You WILL dream of your husbando.
No. 260651
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>>260523>>260525Hello Toki sister wives! He is that perfect intersection of innocently adorable and batshit insane.
Same reason why Russia is my /a/ husbando. No. 260656
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>>260607Man I finally dreamed about Jason for once, but he just stabbed me in the neck instead of stabbing me with his dick. I don't know what I expected.
No. 260661
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I need him so badly
No. 260663
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>>260607I dreamt about him last night but all he did was use threats as flirting and touch my throat a few times. Rematch time coward, all or nothing!!
No. 260711
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Today is Gogeta day and I have plastered all his incarnations all over my social media. My friends and family weren't aware of my husbandoism until now. I regret nothing.
I'm throwing a husbando party later and you can all come if you want. There will be plenty of booze.
No. 260722
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>>260560Of course you did! It's not just hair and beard that makes arthur so desirable
it's the tiddies No. 260728
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I wanna climb all over him tooooooooooo
No. 260807
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>>260705Kek nona you have such great taste. All of the Dethklok boys are so charming and lovable. You should check out Hetalia if you are interested! It has that same theme as Metalocalypse in a way: cute funny goofy boys in a setting that's not typically cute. I've never commissioned art before, but now I really want a picture of Toki and Russia together showing off their sweet and scary sides. Maybe this is what will finally make me learn to draw.
No. 260819
>>260807tokis hair here i'm gonna cry. i wanna do some creative styles on him! i love braiding my own hair so much it would be so fun and sensual to do his too. i'm a little drunk right now. i'd love to get drunk with him.
have to admit i'm a little attracted to dr rockso too for some reason i'd love to get drunk with him and toki i'm sick but it'd be so fun kuh kuh kuh yeaaa you have good taste too nona! glad other people share my husbandos love being sister wives
♥ No. 260825
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looking back at the movie it’s so corny but goddamn this character is so hot nonnies
No. 260830
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>>260819Here is Toki to give you a million drunken hugs!
ilu nonatella ♥ No. 260850
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how do you cope with your husbando having no official merch cause he's not marketable enough
No. 260898
>>260825You're so right and you should scream it outside.
>>260865True. I would like a towel of mine and some non-lead cups and plates (looking at you, Garfield cup.) I think aprons based on a husbando would be cute, too.
No. 260957
>>260865>I realize that can badges/clear files/keychains etc. are really just junk. And they usually just use official art that is available to look at other places.This, especially if your husbando isn't a main character, he'll never get any merch that feels truly special. You could just get the official art in high res and make it yourself.
Making your own merch in cases like these (especially if you're a poorfag) feels much better.
No. 260984
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Do i replay the game for the sixth time and get my heart shattered once again
No. 261022
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Alright what's wrong with me?
No. 261025
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Ily dino boy
No. 261026
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>>261023He ticks off too many boxes I like in characters, but no I don't have any extreme fetish. Maybe it's just the way I am.
No. 261036
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Oh to be comforting him after he has had a long day..
No. 261037
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>>261025He's so cute when he acts like a dino
And when he's wearing that uniform
No. 261051
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>>261048dropped my pic teehee
No. 261054
>read one of those fics of my husbando that I had opened a few weeks ago but hadn't read because I'm a coward>they're scenarios and headcanons that I'd never thought about but make sense/are very in-character for the most part>it's making me feel things>I'm actually starting to fall more in love with him after more than a year of husbandoing him, when I thought I was starting to get bored of him>I'm actually starting to feel emotional pain due to him not being real>I'll never be able to cuddle him, or joke and laugh with him, or meet his family, or even just talk to him>I'll never make him happy and he'll never want to make me happyAhahahaha fuck… I think It's time to stop, this isn't fun anymore. Pain
>>261048Honestly I like most of those things too, but I just couldn't like him in that way. Maybe he's too fucked up for me and his appearance isn't appealing to me enough to make up for it.
I do admit that he's fun and kinda hot, though.
No. 261058
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>>261054I'm sorry about your pain nonna. Husbandofagging is better when it's on the casual side, in my opinion. It can hurt otherwise, take care of yourself if you need a rest. Hoping someday you find enjoyment again that isn't bittersweet.
>Honestly I like most of those things too, but I just couldn't like him in that way. Maybe he's too fucked up for me and his appearance isn't appealing to me enough to make up for it.'S cool, he's on the extreme side of fucked up and probably too weird looking for most. I got brave enough to post him because of the 3d men threads, at least he's hotter than them and not real KEK
No. 261062
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>>261058We love weird-looking and fucked up husbandos here, don't worry nonna.
No. 261106
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i'd devote every waking moment of my life to making sure he experienced every ounce of love and joy he deserves. i'd let him know he's special, so smart and so talented, so sweet and understanding and non-judgmental. i'd take him seriously and he would see me and hear me, i wouldn't just be a ghost.
i adore him. i adore him. i truly do. down to how he says the word 'hemp' and how he doesn't blush, but his ears get red. if he was real, i'd tell him so.
No. 261143
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Recently dreamed I ordered a sex doll replica of him with his canon proportions with my dad's money. He arrived in a box but he was too big and heavy for me to carry up the stairs since I live on the third floor of a commie block apartment so I called some neighbours to help me. I got him out of the box and put him in a spare wheelchair that I had in my house for some reason. I took him out in the park for a walk in the wheelchair. Some old ladies in the park were curious and asked me about him so I told them he was my actual living human boyfriend but severely disabled so he couldn't walk or talk or even make facial expressions. By the time we came back home my parents had arrived too and my dad was so mad I blew several thousands euro from his account on sex doll Kiryu then I woke up.
No. 261146
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>>260990Yes nonnies pls help I’m going through stage 5 grief
No. 261220
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>>260984If that's what it takes to spend time with him…
No. 261248
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I love lurking this thread but I don't dare to post since someone has already posted about my husbando, with same intensity of love as I have for him and I don't want to "step on her territory". Curse my shyness!
No. 261284
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>>261249>>261250>>261269>>261275Snape, my eternal love. I have other husbandos as well, but he is dearest and has been there for the longest, 12 or 13 years already! To Snape nona, thank you for the fanart you have posted, I have saved a couple pictures. I love these threads, your attitude is so nice
No. 261288
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oh my god I couldn't find the artist for this but they drew him so perfectly that I actually want to cry. (I know he's technically an irl husbando but since he was practically an anime character he's going here, sorry)
No. 261291
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>>261289Buster is forever
No. 261292
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>>261143kiryu (and rikiya) for you!
No. 261334
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Man, I'm starting to watch this scrote anime because of him and the fact that he looks like and is the inspiration of my husbando Reigen but with more flaws since he's perverted and has the hots for pretty high school girls even though he's a teacher.
No. 261336
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I could be his queen and teach him how to smile.
No. 261358
>>261302Based and same. I've been drawing the same homemade husbando for myself for 7 years. I gave him an in universe gf but she's basically a caricature of me with minor differences. I like to trick myself into believing that I'm actually trying to say something instead of just being self-indulgent.
Tbh I tweaked her enough that I'd date her too kek.I take breaks sometimes to draw other homemade waifus/husbandos as well, but he's my long-term recurring fantasy boy.
The traits I desire are just too specific ro find in other media. Is that also an issue for you?
No. 261364
>>261358Ahaha yes, kind of the same problem. Ig there's 2d men i started to simp for but i never found the exact personality traits that i really like and also got really attached to the design i gave him.
There's also other male characters i made then gave them a self insert gf but i planned to make a webcomic and didn't want people to realise i made a self insert oc or shit like that lmao
No. 261372
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>>260058It feels sort of late to respond now, but you're not alone!
No. 261448
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>>261241Who is he nonna? I agree, it's still really hot kek.
No. 261496
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perfect position for some clit licking
No. 261517
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Chart posting anyone? We can rate each other as well. Doesn't have to be strictly this chart.
No. 261521
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>>261284Unlurking to say Snape is my husbando too. Twentyone years and counting. He's the reason I started watching the HP movies in the first place. I thought the books were kiddie trash and refused to read them because I was a contrarion teenager, but as soon as I saw him I was sold
No. 261531
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>>260607I dreamed of fucking him a few weeks ago. Manifesting it again every night. I wish I could live in that dream forever
No. 261535
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He's so fucking cute nonnies
No. 261537
>>261525Was it on /cm/? I'm sorry those moids shat on your taste, but please don't feel bad. They're losers and their taste is much worse anyway.
>>261521>>261284>>260590Snape husbandofags are so dedicated, they've been dedicated to him for so many years it's insane tbh (in a good way of course)
No. 261547
>>261525Sorry to hear about that
nonny and fuck the scrotes on 4chan. I've been going to /cm/ and /y/ way less because of how dead it is, the trolling, shitposting and annoying trapfags. That's why I thought sharing our charts here is much better. Also we could add girls to them as well.
No. 261549
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>>261517I posted it on /m/ back in the old rate thread, but I doubt it's coming back so whatever.
I always get ignored when I post on /cm/ and I've been waiting to post it again, but the current thread has gone on for really long this time.
Sorry I replaced Arthur, and I'll probably replace Take-san and Danse eventually. I use the same file and there's a few layers of replaced pictures that I just keep for posterity.
No. 261586
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>>261284>>261521Wow, didn't know there were other Snape husbando fags out there. Welcome friends!
What do you love the most about him?
I love his razor sharp wit the most. I've posted about it before but my dream is literally just to sit at the head table next to him and we shit talk students together.
No. 261588
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Why Sanji gotta be so hot huh
No. 261633
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jopping on that korean hunk
No. 261640
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>>261586Hehe thank you! I love his intelligence as well, also his loyalty, dry sense of humor, his authority and of course handsome looks and cool clothing style.
I remember your previous posts, your dream sounds fun. If you were at Hogwarts, what staff position would you like to have?
>>261521Thats awesome. I had similar experience, I saw three first movies from tv, but wasn't interested in the books. I finally read the books as late as end of sencondary school (if thats the correct word in english?) and was like "Oh i remember him", and when the first potion lesson chapter came in the book I fell in love immediately! I wonder if we have talked on /co/ husbando threads before?
>>261537He has that timeless charm!
No. 261653
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>>261302felt the need to share my latest sketch of my homemade husbando
No. 261679
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don't die u r too sexy aha
No. 261781
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>>261740 here
>>261586 I think what I like most about him is how broken he is. I know that sounds terrible. But the whole 'hiding the hurt child behind an impenetrable wall of sarcasm and nihilism ' resonates with me on a personal level. I know I can't fix him, and he can't fix me, but I feel together we could make life a little more bearable.
>>261740 Towards Lily I have no particularly strong feelings. She was in no way obligated to reciprocate Snape's feelings. It's just sad that he became so hung up on her. But she is not to blame for that.
James on the other hand… him and Sirius are little shits and I'd gladly curse their asses.
No. 261789
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>>261781Oh yes, I love the idea of him slowly trusting me enough to show even little bit of his sorrow, like you said it cannot be completely fixed but it might be bit more comfortable. I'm glad he is loved so much, he needs it.
No. 261793
>>261736I like your chart's layout nona, it's exactly 9 rectangles. I'm working on my own chart design that has 9 spots too but I might do something similar to yours instead if you don't mind. I like playing with my husbando charts, it's so autistic kek
Also I don't know all of these characters but as far as I know you have very good taste! I like it when charts are varied honestly
No. 261794
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another day another period thinking about how much i love mister yamashita
No. 261809
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My beloved
No. 261823
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i like husbando-ing the most goofy ass characters i can find in a semi-ironic way, it’s kind of a hobby that i have.
No. 261840
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>>261640Oh, yes I enjoy his authority, loyalty and humor! All good points!
If I taught at Hogwarts, an absolute dream tbh I love academics, I think I'd gravitate towards History of Magic. I like to think I'd make it much more interesting for students. In my absolute dreams, there would be a kind of etymology based magic that marries together Latin and history to create/study spells. I was always so curious that there seems to be little education revolving around Latin.
What about you anon?
>>261781I don't think it sounds terrible at all! It resonates with me too, but I'm quite the opposite of what I'd want to happen. In my dreams, we drown our childhood selves and help each other embrace our inner demons. We beat everything we want out of life, and are loyal only to each other.
>>261740I dislike both of them, though I hate James and the Marauders the most. To me Lily is such a fake friend, your best friend is being sexually assaulted and you laugh? No thanks. That coupled with the fact she marries such a massive POS is just a no for me. I don't respect people with shit taste. James is a fucking creep and I would $100 to push him, or any of the other Marauders down the stairs.
Picrel is how I imagine he'd look. I personally never really liked Alan Rickman's portrayal of him. Much respect to him, but I wanted Book!Snape.
No. 261848
>>261809Sugi my beloved
nonny plz post this to the GK thread in m,
No. 261851
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>>261800he makes my brain work weird
No. 261857
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>>261848But why, what difference does it make? Not being mean btw, legit asking. I always post fanart there as well for what it's worth, but sometimes I gotta hornypost it here
No. 261938
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>>261727I have been posting my chart there, maybe there's another I'm not sure.
>>261840>kind of etymology based magic that marries together Latin and history to create/study spellsThat's so neat idea!
About his appearance: I saw the first three movies before I read the books so they influenced how I imagine characters who appear earlier in the series. In my mind Snape has features from book and movie, maybe movie version is a bit more dominant.
I must confess, I always imagine myself as a student (in the later years of course, I don't want to make him a creep!)I met Snape during a critical time of my teenage years, he gave me an incurable teacher fetish. Therefore I could not be a teacher myself, then I would be on "same level" with him. When I type this it doesn't make any sense kek. This has also influenced me in real life, I chose the researcher line in my field instead of teacher line, even though the latter has better employment, but enough of real life stuff! If I lived in wizarding world I would like to be a magizoologist, it would be great to study magical creatures.
>>261935I bet he would be confused and suspicious, but secretly pleased!
No. 261942
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i can fucking fix him
No. 261943
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>>261942mando the husbando
No. 261944
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>>261940Kek cute
It's also the same as Tatsu the Immortal and Lucius from Thermae Romae. Which is funny cause Lucius friend's Marcus is voiced acted by Sugimoto's Seiyuu (Chikahiro Kobayashi)
No. 261945
>>261938Oh my God, I talked to you on /co/! Hello there! So glad to know you post here haha
I thought your chart only had 6 husbandos though?
No. 261948
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want to be his secretary-turned-lover with whom he has matching motorcycles so bad
No. 261951
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I just know he eats mad pussy!!!
No. 261952
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>>261946Glad you like it here, these threads were what encouraged me to post as well.
Nona, if you don't mind me suggesting another long series, you need to watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes. You will most likely fall in love with my husbando.
I think I've been able to get over the jealousy, by the way. No. 261994
>>261736Kisumiiiiiiiiiiii
I always remember him saying KISSU ME to pronounce his name kek
No. 262064
>>261969>So you're the one who had mystery husbando?Yes, I would've never admitted it over there because the culture is different, there are many more users and most of them are male, etc. It was kind of scary.
But believe me, the way you described your type fits him perfectly.
>thank you for the advice you gave me, I have remembered it, it was one of the reasons I finally posted here.I'm happy to hear that! You are welcome. I know it can be hard to get over those feelings. But as you can see, people here generally get along well. I hope that makes you feel more comfortable from now on.
This time, what really made me quit being so possessive was finding out that an old friend of mine also husbando's him. So that made me "open my eyes" because I couldn't be jealous of her, I was just surprised and amused. I wonder how she's doing now, I wish we could talk about him and draw fanart of him for each other. No. 262261
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I'm too ashamed to explain any of them lol.
>>262206Best wishes to you nona, I have the same problem. Also my sexual dreams always end up derailing and involving the worst people.
last time it was fucking Shayna of all people. Kill me. No. 262271
>>262206I had a dream where I was watching my self insert make out with her guy in third person like it was a game cutscene. I wonder if my brain doesn't know how to imagine pov kissing…
>>262255Not ashamed to admit that I have thought of it before, and all my guys have
valid reasons for not being cut.
No. 262272
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I decided to slow a gif to analyze husbando's fighting style and I've never seen this frame on its own before. Mega salty that the only available copies of the movie are all horribly flawed in quality, I could tell from the crushed black levels right away and his outfit just had to be all black, he can't catch a break smh
>>262261I love looking at people's charts. The ones I recognize from yours are all at least a little theatrical or striking in some way? Even Medic lol.
No. 262293
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swag sephiroth
No. 262296
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>>261736helloooo from my jester to your trickster nona ♥
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>>262064Yeah I understand, I've noted that people very easily make shitty comments on /co/. Luckily it's not like that everywhere!
>>262261I like your style, fellow Frollo-enjoyer!
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bump
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>>262510you still saged noni so i will do the bumping for you
No. 262676
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i wish all my lovely nonnies and friends pleasant husbando dreams
No. 262681
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>>262676bump don’t scroll
No. 262682
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>>262676Thanks anon, this is my wish everyday
No. 262685
>>262676Rogier is a sweetheart, I'm sad we couldn't save him (it would be my dream if Fromsoft let us have a chance to save all these doomed NPCs)
>>262510Why is Russia so based
No. 262719
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>>262685because hes perfect
No. 262766
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Good night nonnies. I wish you all sweet dreams with your husbandos.
Have this POV CG
No. 262792
>>262766Oh my, a dream like that would be wonderful!
>>262784Kek that's true dedication
No. 262825
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>this will never be me and my husbandowhy live
>>262777From the otome game
Ai wa, Nikushimi ni Yoku Niteiru Nikushimi wa, Ai ni Yoku Niteiru No. 262912
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Lord forgive me, for I have and will sin again
No. 262917
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>>262915Nta, but same
nonnie I want to hear more of his voice
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>>262917>>262915Devs are so mean for putting the hottest character in the shortest dlc
and no romance option No. 262937
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I can't stop thinking about Abbacchio
No. 263143
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>>262937YES I do love me some goth men. Also Risotto too.
No. 263357
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so need a sexy yakuza my dad's age
No. 263361
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BABY YOU KNOW THAT I MISS YOU
No. 263490
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Help me, I'm actually horny for an eldritch horror virus.
No. 263582
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It's so hot today I wanna join him
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it's already past midnight May 14th in Japan so………….. happy birthday smexy!!!!!!!!!! 58 is quite an age if only 3D moids aged liked that
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forever thirty
No. 263776
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AAAAA I'm so happy to see him again!!
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No. 263995
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I love varre so much….
No. 263997
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>>263996Nonnas… please send me all your Varres
No. 264011
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i need him to hold my neck like this while we are making the beast with two backs
No. 264041
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For Okabe anon, not sure if you've seen it already but sauceNAO doesn't give me any search results so
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>>263997for you, nonna. hes for the ladies only.
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>>261938That's a nice chart! I think Frollo is pretty neat myself! Snape is my only husbando though.
I like your picture of him, he looks very nice there! All of his interactions with Trevor are so good.
I've imagined myself as his student as well on occasion, teacher fetishes can be super hot, so don't feel bad anon! I've always been fond of us getting together at Hogwarts so I can lord my relationship with him over the students.
I think he'd definitely be super suspicious and it would take him a while until he learned we're genuine. Even if he was certain we all loved him I still think he'd be confused and in disbelief. However, once it sinks in that we're genuine, I think he'd be incredibly pleased.
Is that your favorite picture of him? What do you imagine your first 'date' would be like?
No. 264131
>>264024I think a wedding with my husbando(s) would be so cute, but realistically, it would probably be a pain in the ass.
>>264089He would probably have a German accent… I've thought about it many times
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I'm horny
No. 264144
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>>264136Nidhogg from Love Nikki. I need him inside me ASAP
No. 264159
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>>264075Thank you! I wanted to use only "official" pictures in my charts, this one is from the illustrated version of Philosophers stone. I have other version of this chart, where I used pictures from movies. It's so difficult to choose a favorite pic, he is too handsome in all of them! By the way, I like many of the pics you have posted, they are now in my Snape-folder.
Your relationship with him sounds lovely, I bet you two would be the talk of the whole school!
I have written a story about the night we became a couple, it's overly sweet and bit silly but it was so fun to write. I put it in spoilers because it's embarrassing.
In summary, it's about the Yule ball, there is some formal part where the teachers of the schools also have to dance, but Snape doesn't have anyone to dance with. With encouragement from wing-Dumbledore and a bit of firewhisky, he asks my character (just me but with magic and a different name because I felt weird about writing my name in a story) to dance, and of course she says yes because she has been in love with him for years. After the formal dance Snape asks if my character would like to spend some more time with him. They meet at remote hallway, where the still ongoing party can only faintly be heard. They talk for hours and the atmosphere is really relaxed and warm. Suddenly it's super late and Yule ball has already ended hours ago. Snape sends my character back to the common room, but before she leaves he stops her and they kiss! After that they are together, in secret of course hehe.
Some time before the Yule ball Snape accidentally finds out that my character is in love with him, he first appears angry but he keeps thinking about it and then develops feelings for her, that's why he chose my character to dance. I tried to keep Snape as in-character as possible in the story, this summary doesn't do it justice. No. 264160
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i updated a chart i posted few threads ago.
to be honest the only current husbandos are red, oikawa, gojo and loid.
No. 264202
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>>264160Which one of those 5 guys I don't know is Loid. He's sure no gentlemanly skull that's for sure.
No. 264204
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>>264159Oh anon, what a lovely picture you've chosen for this post! I confess, I've never seen this one before, it's going into my folder lol! You have great taste in fanart of him. It's so nice to meet someone else who likes him for who he is, not some idealized version of him.
That's so cute! A Yule Ball fantasy of him is the best, I must admit I have one as well. What do you guys talk about in the hallway? When you kiss, is it him kissing you or are you both lured into it?
I always imagine that I've accidentally ended up at Hogwarts in the mid to late 80's just as I am today. I imagine that I'd hold my knowledge of what happens over Dumbledore's heard, using it as leverage to get what I want (a magical education, a wand, some money, and time with Snape) I like to think in my bargaining with Dumbledore, I'd tell him information for little "dates" with Snape. He'd think I'm scheming, and I am, as the dates would allow us privacy for me to tell him everything that happens in secret. On one of the dates, I'd get him to go to Hogsmeade with me, just the two of us as I'd want to try butterbeer. We'd gossip, discuss current politics, and make fun of any particular weirdos, and just have a bit of fun. I think he'd begin to loosen up, and as we walk back to the castle I'd h-hold his hand.
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>>264202pic rel is loid. he is a spy, who was forced by his mission to become a dad and a husband.
this is the first time im seeing your loid kek
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>>264204Thank you, so do you! It's sometimes difficult to find proper pictures of him, he's often drawn "too pretty" like you said. He's not a pretty boy, but still (extremely might I add!) handsome in his own way. I love pictures that capture his personality.
>I think he'd begin to loosen up, and as we walk back to the castle I'd h-hold his hand.My heart that's too cute! I like your story as well, it has creative spin I have not seen before. I bet that Snape would admire your plan when he finds out. By the way, what materials your wand is? Mine would be juniper and dragon heart string. And what do you think Snape's is, I'm sad that we never got canon information on that?
To add to the previous summary, it's a really beautiful hallway, ending in a large stained glass window. There are torches/lanterns in the walls, providing warm light, and from the window only a faint glow of the Yule ball rose garden thing can be seen through the stained glass. There is sort of window sill /bench where we first sit at a respectful distance, but as the conversation continues we end up right next to each other. We talk about all kinds of stuff, from the ongoing triwizard tournament (which Snape is not too happy about since it has caused so much trouble), to things we like and he even tells something about his school days. He also compliments my character of her success in schoolwork kek. My character almost confesses her love but doesn't want to ruin the evening, but after the kiss situation changes of course! Snape initiates the kiss, but once my character can comprehend that she is not dreaming, she answers it. There is a second kiss as well, which is initiated by both.
The relationship has to be a secret, and I have thought of all kinds of cute stuff, such as secret messages on exam papers hehe. And he makes me a prefect so I could leave dormitory without questions at any time!
>>264263Why not, but I can post it during next month if that's okay, because I have to finish all my uni work and then translate the story. I'm honored someone would like to read it!
>>264365That sounds so adorable, I can imagine a row of small wooden animals on your desk, they must always bring a smile!
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>>264044This is so cute ahhhh
I hope I can find lots of Varre merchandise at more conventions this year
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why does this happen
No. 264436
>>264159>>264386Reading these made me blush nonas this is so sweet. I love reading everyone's husbando scenarios.
>>264430KEK
I also hate when this happens
No. 264448
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Do you have any nice dragony guys pictures please
No. 264463
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>>264386Yes, I find I like art that shows a bit of his personality. I especially like pictures of him scowling or looking particularly ill tempered. I think it’s easy to soften his sharp edges, but I confess I want to fling myself on them.
My wand/patronus is super odd, I always worry he’d think I’m a bit of an oddball, but I suppose those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, kek. My wand is Elder wood with a Dragon heartstring. My patronus is a Thestral. When I was younger and first took the test I had a Holly wand, but when I retook it in college I ended up with the Elder/Thestral combo. I think he would have a Hawthorn wand with a Dragon Heartstring core. What do you think? What’s your patronus? Juniper is a lovely wandwood!
Are you a Slytherin too? Nice! What’s your secondary house? Back when Pottermore was first created I was a hatstall between Slytherin and Ravenclaw. It was a tough choice, but I chose Slytherin as I view ambition and cunning as more important. You can have all the knowledge in the world, but it’ll get you nowhere without any drive. That’s my own personal view at least.
That’s so cute, how he kisses you and then you kiss him back. To be honest, I blush too much just thinking about holding hands, I’ve never come up with a scenario for a first kiss. My favorite daydream is just spending the night in his sitting room in winter. There’s a fire crackling in the hearth and shadows dance around on the stone walls. He’s curled up with essays in his sitting chair and I’ve got a book on the couch. Occasionally, he bites off a remake about a student being exceptionally thick headed and I nod off warm under a blanket listening to his biting remarks.
I came across this fanart recently and thought of you, since you like the thought of being his student.
No. 264477
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i literally wish i was lumine, its not fair
No. 264512
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Haven't read through her campaign yet, but god I love Zariel so much. She's so cute and such a tragic hardass, I just wanna hug her and press her face into my tits until she relaxes enough to enjoy the moment. Picrel makes me melt every time between her badass arrogant posture and her complicated smile.
No. 264522
>>264517Ahh imagine him
being all nervous hiding his girlfriend's underwear from other people so cute
>>264520If you can't get your husbando to appear in your dreams in the normal way, yes, I think lucid dreaming would be the better option, as long as you're serious about it and don't give up in the first few days like I do, kek
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>>261823I'm genuinely attracted to characters like these. I had a huge crush on Phil as a kid.
No. 264587
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I NEED to SEW a sealskin coat for HIM
No. 264603
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>>264545Thank you, I'm sure she'd love you too!
>>261823Oh my gosh nonna thank you for introducing me to this cute little satyr. I love his sass!
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rail me geo grandpa
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>>264463>I especially like pictures of him scowling or looking particularly ill tempered. I think it’s easy to soften his sharp edges, but I confess I want to fling myself on them. Kek exactly my thoughts!
Your wand sounds awesome! I also took the wand test years ago but can't remember what I got, it might have been holly as well? I chose juniper myself because it's my favourite tree. Also thestral as a patronus is super cool, I think Snape would be impressed. Again I didn't do a test for patronus, but I imagine it would be a bear, since they are symbol of my hometown. On that subject I'm bit conflicted, because I'd really like to be an animagus (which Snape isn't too happy about at first, due to previous bad experiences with certain animagi), and I would like to be a garden dormouse (I recommend looking them up, they are adorable). I hope patronus and animagus form can be different animals, since a little rodent would be silly against dementors.
About Snape's wand: I always thought the core would be unicorn hair, I thought it would suit his personality, mostly his loyalty. Unicorn wands are difficult to use in dark magic, but Snape is a skilled wizard. Dragon heartstring would be my second choice. For the wood I also thought hawthorn, if not that then cedar or elm. The wand would be unyielding.
I have same houses as you, Slytherin and Ravenclaw as secondary. I was a Ravenclaw for a long time, mostly because my friend put me in there kek, but later I just "felt" more like a Slytherin, also I wanted to be in a same house as Snape!
>My favorite daydream is just spending the night in his sitting room in winter. There’s a fire crackling in the hearth and shadows dance around on the stone walls. He’s curled up with essays in his sitting chair and I’ve got a book on the couch. Occasionally, he bites off a remake about a student being exceptionally thick headed and I nod off warm under a blanket listening to his biting remarks. So lovely, that would be absolute dream! I love your descriptions of him, I can believe he would really do that. Have you ever thought visiting him at his home on Spinner's End? I imagine I would visit during summer, there would be lots of romance hehe.
Also thank you for the beautiful picture, it's now safely in my folder. It made me smile that you thought of me!
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>>264639I love this image of him, the art style here feels so familiar, I know I’ve seen this artist’s work before. I’m glad the art made you smile! I was really in-between Unicorn and Dragon heartstring, it was a tough call!
A bear is a lovely patronus, they’re such cool animals.
It makes a lot of sense you’d like to be an animagus since you’re interested in magizoology! That’s a super cute, and useful, form to take. I imagine the inconspicuous nature of a dormouse would be dead useful, just think of all the secrets you could overhear! I definitely think they can be different. A patronus is your protector, and your animgus is you.
I like to think that my patronus is a thestral because it’s very representative of who I am, my appearance doesn’t match my personality. Although in my case it’s the opposite of a thestral in that I look friendly (I dress in hyperfeminne fashion) but I can be a massive bitch and am a huge pessimist and a loner. Like a thestral, I’m wrongly judged my appearance and like them I can be incredibly kind, loyal, and loving to the right people. I value kind hearted people, and those are my closets friends. Secretly, I think like him, my patronus takes the form of my best friend actually as she’s my ‘protector’. (She keeps me from being a complete recluse/turning to the ‘darker’ side of life).
Personally, I’ve never given much thought to be an animagus honestly. I don’t think I’d like to be turned into an animal, even if it’s a very useful skill.If I did, I’d probably be a red fox. I don’t really like change, and I think Transfiguration and I would always be at odds. I’ve always imagined my best subjects to be Defense Against the Dark Arts or History of Magic. I couldn’t care less about taking care of plants, though I do find them interesting in terms of what they can be used for. Back in the day I studied and wrote a lot of papers about the history of Medieval herbal medicine and just nerded out about that kind of stuff. I would like potions, but if it’s anything like chemistry or baking I’d be terrible at it since math is very difficult for me. I’d excel at Defense because a lot of my childhood was spent being taught how to hunt/fight/survive by my Dad. (It sounds odd, but I live in the middle of nowhere and he’s a practical man). History of Magic would probably be my favorite as history/literature were always my strongest subjects. I think instead of being an animagus I’d much prefer to learn Legelimency/Occulmency. I like to think I’d be rather good at it since I have a lot of self control and it’s something I work at daily. What about you? What kinds of magic would you excel in?
Ah, Spinner’s end. I don’t usually think too much about it to be honest. I’m a bit obsessed with Hogwarts as it’s a remote castle near the woods and those are my preferred habitats. I would love to see his book collection though, and I’d very much enjoy reading together. I like to think we’d go antiquing together. I’d love to hear some of your scenarios!
I always dream we’d go potion ingredient hunting in the forbidden forrest together. For some reason I’m unnaturally good at spotting/finding animals so we’d be wondering around when we happen upon a herd of unicorns. Animals just come up to me a lot, so I imagine he’d be gobsmacked as they approach me and let me pet them. It would be a very tender moment, as I soften up around animals. The sunlight would be shining through the dense forrest canopy, illuminating the scene in the soft rays of the setting sun. It’s then he’d realize we’re two sidews of the same coin. WE’re both ruthless, cool, and cutting because underneath we both share the same, tender, bleeding hearts. I like to imagine after that he begins to really trust me, and open up more to me.
Sometimes I feel the need to make my scenarios with my husbando ‘realistic’, do you ever feel the same?
Anyways, I love this artist (@Gawaincomics on tumblr) and her style. She draws him SO well, he looks so good! I thought you’d enjoy seeing her work.
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>>264448This dragon is from Dragalia Lost. That's all I know.
>>264721kek that's exactly what I think
but don't wanna say it over and over again No. 264726
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>>264724here's another pic
No. 264739
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i love him so much, it feels so unfair sometimes. i genuinely believe we were made for each other
No. 264745
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>>264744Specifically Madesi, the sweet jeweler. So sad when I realized I couldn't marry him.
No. 264753
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>>264726Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooood thanks thanks thank you YUM look at that fancy foot look at THOSE LEGS wow I love how he coils his tail around himself
>>264745He's so nice, I wish we could marry argonians and khajiit, I always have the one argonian follower follow me around (Derkeethus)
No. 264758
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It's my birthday and I wish I had a finished drawing to share with you but I don't, because I have a dozen unfinished ones and they all end up in purgatory where I don't like something about it but I don't know how to fix it so they remain unfinished, but I have this little part which is almost finished and I thought it was cute so I hope you like it, and if you do please could you link some sniper reader insert fanfics in return kek
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>>264758your art style is so pretty… i love the dithering! and happy birthday!! sniper got you a very big gift
No. 264782
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>>264707The art is by Tinni, found from pixiv. Thanks for sharing the artist in your pic, she indeed draws Snape very well, reminds me of Rowling's original sketches of him, and the trading card illustrations (I have the Snape's Question card, love his smug smile). Time to collect some new fanart hehe!
I love how you have put so much thought on your patronus, especially the part about your friend. Bear could definitely represent my family and friends, also I can be brave when necessary, mostly for others, usually I'm sadly quite timid so a dormouse is suitable animagus form. It would definitely be useful, also they look so comfy in their nests, I want to be comfy too kek. Change in real life is something I dread as well, but good thing about being animagus is that I can always change back.
Ooh medieval herbal medicine sounds super interesting, what a wonderful subject to study! I think I would be best at care of magical creatures and herbology, since my field is in natural sciences in real life. I think I would be good at potions, even though I suck at math and lab work in real life kek, because I would try so hard for Snape. As he said, potion making is both art and science, I hope the artistic part can compensate! Spells and DADA would be interesting as well.
Hogwarts is my favourite location as well, but sometimes it's fun to change scenery. On Spinner's end I think we would talk a lot about everything, he would make me food and I would cook for him as well. He'd also make sure that I wouldn't slack on my summer homework! I imagine that behind the rows and rows of houses there would be an empty field, where we could just look at the sky and talk deep stuff hehe. Even though it's light the moon would be slightly visible, looking almost transparent. Also there may or may not be sex scene(s)!
Oh I also have a potion ingredient story! I have not written it yet, since it happens in winter, and now it would be silly to write winter stories when summer is almost here. But here's a summary: it's winter solstice, and during holidays Snape would give me an early christmas present: a potion makers calendar, which would be a pocket calendar style book where information about different potion ingredients and when they can be collected during the year can be written. He has already written something there, but mostly it would be blank, because I'd have to fill it myself. We would go to the forbidden forest, and it's cold and sunny day (but not too cold, around -10 to -15 celsius, optimal outdoor weather with proper clothing) and the snow is sparkling and fluffy. He has a map of the forest, where he and potion masters before him have made notes where different ingredients can be found. We would also have tons of jars and baskets and such where things can be collected. He would tell me about the different things we find, and I would write down everything I can before my hands freeze! Deep in the forest there would be a flock of augureys, and Snape would tell me that he likes them. Both are sad so I can see why kek. Later we return to the castle, and there are still some people at late lunch, which we would join, and after that we would go to the potions classroom to preserve the ingredients we found.
>It’s then he’d realize we’re two sidews of the same coin. WE’re both ruthless, cool, and cutting because underneath we both share the same, tender, bleeding hearts. I like to imagine after that he begins to really trust me, and open up more to me.Perfect perfect, love the idea! Unicorns can truly tell the real nature of a person.
>Sometimes I feel the need to make my scenarios with my husbando ‘realistic’, do you ever feel the same? Definitely, I always try to follow the logic of the original story and even real world as closely as I can. Sometimes creative liberties must be taken though. One example, I have a story with Frollo as well, and I was wondering how my character can see without glasses, since she most likely wouldn't even know glasses exists, but then I realised that it's just a story, maybe she doesn't need them kek. I also find that I repeat certain things a lot, for example bears appear in several of my stories, and whenever the time period and original story allows, I add motorcycles because I really like them.
>>264758Such a good drawing, I love his smile, and the little hoothoot. Happy birthday to you nona, have a fun day with your husbando!
No. 264804
>>264758Not a Sniperwife but this is so good! It looks like pixel art? Anyway I love husbando + Pokemon crossovers and this is super cute! I know what you mean about not finishing your drawings and having dozens of unfinished pieces, I hope you finish this one at least because it's really good and even if it has some mistakes you shouldn't focus too much on them if it's just for fun.
Sorry I don't have anything to offer in return though. Also, happy birthday!
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>>264781That's so cute hahaha thank you so much it made me smile sooo big! You're so lovely I love you
>>264804Yes, I used krita, it has three pixel brushes but you can make your own custom brushes too, krita is really great for being a free program. I will try to finish my drawing because I really want to show you the rest too kek
>>264779Thank you anony, it's his aiming face, he has a weird smirk when aiming like in this picture, it's so funny
>>264782That story of potion ingredients sounds so lovely, oh I completely agree with
>>264811 snape anons you are the best, you make the best posts (I am a bit jealous of your imagination) and it makes me so happy to see more of you talking about him because it's the best when you can talk about something you love so much with other people who love it just as much, it makes me happy just seeing it
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I like to imagine I’d convince him to move out of the castle and we’d find some magical way to secure it. We’d build our own place together, he’d make the sketches and both of us would fuss over the fine details. When it’s fully built and decorated, you wouldn’t be able to look anywhere without recognizing everything was made with love.
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No. 264856
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>>264782Pixiv is such a gem! I used to get all my art from Tumblr until last year. There is some very good art of him on Pixiv, if you catch my drift. Have you seen the art of the OFC!Student character and him? If you’re really into that kind of thing and you haven’t seen it yet I can link you to it.
Yes, that’s part of why I adore her art so much, it reminds me of her original drawings and particularly of Nettleship. He’s so good looking and very much my type. I look at his pictures a lot. I think the fact she gives him sideburns is just absolutely perfect and based. She has drawings of him with longer hair and a neatly trimmed beard that just make me weak. What’s your stance on him having facial hair? I doubt he’d have it, but I think he’d look so handsome and masculine with it. I love fanart where he has either a good goatee or a neatly trimmed beard, it just makes me feel a little feral inside, kek. Yes, his smug smile is SO good!
It was a lot of fun! I really enjoyed Medieval literature, and studying Medieval medicine was quite a bit of fun. It was during a particularly rough patch in my life, so I used to sit in the library all day reading scans of Medieval herbals wondering if maybe the he’d have seen the same herbals in his studies. Studying the science behind different plants and their usage really makes me feel connected and close to him. I’m most interested in aconite at the moment, specifically learning the different toxicity levels of the different parts of the plant. It makes me so happy since we know that he brewed Wolfsbane for certain, and Wolfsbane is another name for aconite. One of my favorite subplots of my favorite fanfic which focuses on him explores the times he brewed Wolfsbane for Lupin, and the way that aconite works as a poison. It theorizes that while he most likely wasn’t intentionally poisoning Lupin, he theoretically could have (manipulating the different levels of aconite in relation to the other properties of the potion). I’ve been thinking a lot about that lately. I hope he poisoned Lupin, personally. (And if he didn’t I would have kek)
The more I think about it, I feel like I’d either be quite good at potions, or no amount of effort could save me. I would, of course, give it my all but I’d be so worried I’d be bad at it. I just was God awful at chemistry. I’m usually just fine with abstract concepts but it was very difficult for me. Even now I find it so interesting but I am just not very good at it. I’m a very artistic person as well, I suppose we’ll have to hope that saves my brewing ability. I’d hope to be at least decent, and I’d want to impress him but realistically I’m not sure I’ve got what it takes to be good at brewing. I just want a Hogwarts class on Etymology and all about the linguistic aspects of spells/spell-crafting.
Oh that’s so cute! That’s such a cute idea with the empty field behind his house! I suppose I’d like to go to the pub with him, we could sit in the back and debate/discuss things. I like to think we’d stay out late into the evening and loose track of time. When we go to return home for the evening it’d be raining and he’d pull me close and tuck me inside fo his cloak so I can stay warm and dry. This brings up an interesting question, how tall do you think he is?
I see a lot of debate on this, I’m pretty firmly in the a little above average camp. Like 5’8 maybe? Even if he was super short he’d still be tall to me as I’m only 5’1.
Also, per an earlier conversation about hair, how long do you like his hair? I have to admit, when I see art with him tying it back in a low ponytail it really sets me on fire.
Hehe, there is certainly some good potential for NC-17 rated scenes at Spinner’s end (although I still personally prefer Hogwarts). I’m going to guess you like him as a top? I like to think he’s a switch hehe. On the topic of Spinner’s End, with my current ‘story’ arc this is where he teaches me Occlumency/Legilimency as well as more about ‘Dark Magic’ which is what I’m really about hehe. I like to think we’d spend hours just doing various drills and talking about magic theory. I like to think these sessions would be very raw, very personal, as he’d probably see into my memories and come upon some of my more traumatic memories. We wouldn't talk about it, not at first anyways. But one day, something would
trigger it, it’d be late and I’d be overly tired and more vulnerable than usual and I’d tell him more about my past, and confess why I’m so utterly devoted to him. I don’t think he’d really know what to do so I think he’d just sit and try and gather his thoughts. Later on when I’m asleep he’d look into my room, and just watch me sleep for a bit.
I was wondering about your other husbandos, is Snape your favorite? Do you have favorites? How does that work? He’s my one and only husando, always has been and always will be. Sometimes I feel self-conscious about only having one husbando. Compared to everyone else I feel like I’m incapable of that kind of deep, devoted love for more than one character. I just never really cared for anyone other than him though.
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>>264758Happy birthday! I hope you have a really nice day! You have a very cute husbando!
>>264820thank you ;__; I'm glad people are enjoying my endless sperging I was worried people would find it weird
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Tartaglia is def the top dog here but gojo is a close second. this is more a list of husbandos from throughout the years, really.
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hrggg…. thick thighs… big titties… sweet lord jesus have mercy on me
No. 264895
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It's kind of dishonest of me to put Armin here, but they made him look sooo good last season. Couldn't resist.
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>>264881Based Akira liker.
No. 264920
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>>264758I love your art so so so much nona, he looks so handsome and cute. And happy belated birthday.
I'm still pushing through my own artblock to finish that sfm animation of him I promised I'd do earlier in this thread
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>>264895My boy Alois… You are a goddess nonna.
No. 264931
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I like him
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>>264920Thank you, and god bless you my hands went numb when I opened the image, don't push yourself when you don't feel like it, work only when you want, then it will be a true work of love, right? (but I think like this and therefore I never finish anything) God bless you
I have one more unfinished drawing, I thought he would look so cute doing it but how am I supposed to know what a man and a woman doing this would look like? So everything looks awkward but what's bugging me most is where to put the woman's hand. If it was your hand, where would you put it because I changed it 3 times so it's just a crappy hand now because I don't know I can't decide. Please help I really didn't want to look at pornography for reference. Dammit
No. 265018
>>264920Based as fuck
>>264948Whoawhoawhoa hold on. I did not expect this when I opened the spoiler. This is soooo fuckin hot, I love love love
nipple sucking so much
>what's bugging me most is where to put the woman's handOn the back of his head? Either that or on his shoulder like
>>264972 said
>Please help I really didn't want to look at pornography for referenceSomeone in /ot/ thread suggested erotic photo collections and couple's boudoir.
>>>/ot/1160091>>>/ot/1160112>>>/ot/1160687 No. 265025
>>264856>Have you seen the art of the OFC!Student character and him?No this is new to me, if it's not too much trouble I would like to check it out. Is it similar to Y/N stuff but in art form?
Personally I prefer him without beard, but I must admit that well kept beards are super hot! And sideburns are rad, love them! About his hair, I like when it's shoulder length or bit longer. I adore his hair in the movies, in 4th, 6th and last movies it's the best. It's always too clean though hehe. About his hair tied I have only one word: perfection!
I'm terrible at estimating peoples height, but I think your estimate is quite accurate. He is also taller than me yay! In book it's mentioned that he is shorter than Sirius. By the way, I think Lupin is best of Marauders, BUT he still looked away when his friends tormented Snape, he was even a prefect!
>When we go to return home for the evening it’d be raining and he’d pull me close and tuck me inside his cloak so I can stay warm and dry.What a dream! That would be so so cute!
Oh I wanted to write about Legilimency in my previous post but it was so long already!
>I don’t think he’d really know what to do so I think he’d just sit and try and gather his thoughts. Later on when I’m asleep he’d look into my room, and just watch me sleep for a bit. I think you captured his personality perfectly in this part. I liked your story about Occlumency/Legilimency, even though it must have been difficult for you, and for Snape as well.
Hogwarts is also my favourite place, there is lot of… action hehe, since that's where we spend most of the year. I confess that all locations starting from potions classroom have been tried and tested kek! Oh yes he is definitely top, all my other husbandos are too. I take my role as the teacher's pet quite seriously hehe. I have a NSFW-story about Legilimency, readers beware!
In this story Legilimency is like a hybrid between book and movie description of it. I was inspired by that scene in the movie where Snape literally appears in Harry's memories. I like to think that Snape would teach me Occlumency in order to protect myself, but in the process he would accidentally see a moment where my character would be thinking about him and doing certain things at the same time kek oh no. He would probably make some remark about it. But later, during sex he would suggest that he could penetrate (his words not mine!) my mind simultaneously. So he would appear in those memories, while physical stuff is happening at the same time. I think that mind is the final barrier between two people, when that is "broken" I could be completely his. What I don't know is what happens to those memories, would they be altered forever? I don't know. But what I do know is that Snape would never harm my mind, since he has direct access he would instantly see if he has gone too far. Tell me, do you think Snape is a virgin, before he met you of course? For me, I like to think he is, there is just something about that thought I love. Oh god this sounds so weird when summarised like this, I promise it's really much better!
Imagine my surprise when I started watching Star Trek earlier this year, and learned about Spock's Vulcan mind meld! It really made me feel things kek. I also love Vulcan's ritualistic approach to intimate things, it's beautiful and hot in it's own way.
I try to link few scenes, first is the first time we see the mind meld, the second is from the last movie. Usually Spock is not forceful, but in this case there was an emergency. (I wouldn't mind some force though…)
>>264811>>264820Aw, thank you for your kind words! I have a trick for creating scenarios and interactions with my husbandos: I rewatch/reread their scenes many times, paying attention to their mannerisms and way they speak. I even act along sometimes. With enough repetition I can "extrapolate" how they would behave and what they would say in different situations, and in the end their responses become "automatic". I don't really have think what they would say, for example. I have difficulties imagining voices, so I have few "model sentences" for everyone, which I can easily remember, and I think of them and remember their voices again.
No. 265028
>>264856I have so much to say I have to write a second post kek! I love all my husbandos, but Snape is definitely my favourite. If a portal opened now, and I could choose one of them to live with in his world/story for the rest of eternity, I would choose Snape without hesitation. Maybe I'm just so lovesick that I easily fall for characters. Once a character becomes husbando, I never "demote" them, they are husbandos for good.
Many of them have similar characteristics, and I note that many of them are similar with Snape, unsurprisingly. Many of them are also teachers/scholars/ generally intelligent, so there's that aspect as well! I tend to fall for villains, most likely because they are so passionate, and often extremely handsome and cool hehe.
I want to point out Bruno from Encanto: he's quite different from other, personality-wise. He is like a male version of me, when I watched the movie for the first time, there was instant connection! I hope we could become braver together, I like to think he would gain confidence if he had a girlfriend (me). I even love his magical gift, even though it has caused so much sadness for him.
>Sometimes I feel self-conscious about only having one husbando.Oh don't be, many people have only one! I have a opposite fear, that I'm not serious enough. But I know in my heart that my love is real. I think that's the great thing about husbandos, we can experience love and things where only the imagination is the limit. It's different for everyone, and one can choose the way which brings them most happiness, I think everyone feels it in their heart what is the best. Sorry my inspirational speech is limited by language barrier, but something like that.
Also! I love the way you talk about your Medieval studies, I think that's great knowledge and a way to get close to him.
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Oh my god don't chase me Lord Dimitrescu, what should I do, what if you smother me with your bara tiddies oh nooo
No. 265034
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>>264948nona pls
I've only ever done this a couple times like 10 years ago and I was always in Sniper's position when getting my titty sucked, so I can't help you with personal experienceBUT I agree with the other nonas, she'd either brace herself with her hand on his shoulder or be leaning in closer and have her arms wrapped around the back of his neck/head.
Maybe draw her left arm doing the supporting so that her left hand can still be cupping his face?
Sorry for shiddy draw-over. You draw him perfectly and your colours and shading are amazing
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>>265034self-reply but I was brain dead and said left hand instead of right hand, sorry
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>>264895>>264921Trancywives, party of three.
No. 265082
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I want rook hunt to dress like pic related, I want to let him pretend he’s oh so dominant and cool just to take off his hat and make him feel ashamed when I uncover his forehead his cheeks will get red with embarrassment and that embarrassment will go through his whole body, he will then whimper and tell me that I’m terribly mean and that he just wanted to prank me.
I want to tell him that he failed and that now he has to do everything that I say, he will just nod and say that he will follow any order.
Never let your unhinged husbandos do what they want, that will be my motto.
No. 265089
File: 1652999155154.jpg (525.67 KB, 1500x1620, __majima_gorou_ryuu_ga_gotoku_…)
I would walk the Mad Dog on a leash.
No. 265094
File: 1653000424571.jpg (46.57 KB, 520x655, DBC09E2E-934E-4C96-A814-6929B4…)
bark bark woof snarl
No. 265123
File: 1653010762632.jpg (3.83 KB, 243x207, 3458234812984.jpg)
>>265118how do I draw self insert stuff without cringing at the thought that these cartoon men would reject me nona
No. 265126
File: 1653011501436.gif (12.11 MB, 410x499, 332323ds.gif)
>>265118>when was the last time you drew you and your husbando banging?May 3rd, I've been pretty busy so I haven't had time to finish it (or draw more),
but I tried writing the plot outline for some x Reader smut today and got too horny, so I masturbated to it. No. 265129
>>265123stop thinking like that. your husbandos love you
>>265127why would someone want to see their man getting beaten up?
No. 265131
File: 1653012071485.jpg (600.35 KB, 1200x1880, 1200px-François_Gérard_-_Napol…)
My boyfriend, I just want to snuggle with him…
No. 265139
>>265118Haven't done it yet because I don't feel I'm good enough. Tried sketching some lewd faces from hentai reference a few days ago though that came out ok.
>>265123Fix your self-esteem issues. Real life is one thing, but at least be confident in your fantasies.
No. 265148
File: 1653018934963.png (470.29 KB, 1034x1080, 78630081_p0.png)
>>265140he's thirteen from the game compass, enjoy
No. 265150
File: 1653020674167.png (Spoiler Image,199.45 KB, 559x453, wip.png)
>>265129>>265139you know what you right. you nonas pushed me to actually sketch something and it was actually a lot of fun to do
No. 265162
File: 1653031031666.jpg (91.7 KB, 500x777, Lobo skull.jpg)
>>265150Hey that's pretty coloring
Here is favorite picture of my husbando Lobo
No. 265175
File: 1653034798146.png (Spoiler Image,290.49 KB, 1360x944, Draggos.png)
>>264448These two dragon dudes from Cloud Meadow.
No. 265185
File: 1653043370908.jpeg (143.28 KB, 736x1136, abbacchio profile.jpeg)
>>265145thank you for the kind words
nonnie, I am glad you find it sweet
>>265149abbacchio, pic related only lists a few of his favorites but I'll take any info on him I can get
who is your husbando nonna?
No. 265198
File: 1653049021965.jpg (393.27 KB, 1600x1944, sigh.jpg)
>tfw when he will never hold you like that
No. 265201
File: 1653050967293.jpeg (141.04 KB, 896x946, 6DBAD785-E0F0-458F-A151-B130F1…)
>>265185Alucard from Castlevania
No. 265234
File: 1653060760266.jpg (136.09 KB, 1569x938, EjllJ8LVoAAxLy5.jpg)
I am in withdrawal and I need more of him asap.
No. 265247
File: 1653065130400.png (204.14 KB, 844x432, music2.png)
>>265029Hehe what a predicament!
>>265143>Drawing him normally already flusters me.Can definitely relate, also I'm afraid when I draw my husbandos they would look wrong. Seeing all this wonderful art in this thread makes me want to draw as well though, let's see what happens!
>>265144Music is a wonderful way of feeling close to your husbando! I like dancing with my husbando(s), it's so much fun even though it most likely looks silly.
(In the picture is Gunnar Maelstrom, listening to The Flying Dutchman Overture.)
>>265150Love the expressions, good work! I see here are many Sniper fans, I'm not familiar with the character, what would you say are his best features?
>>265234Husbando withdrawal truly is a serious condition!
No. 265250
File: 1653068043923.jpg (83.17 KB, 626x454, bait1.jpg)
>>265248You're most welcome, he's truly wonderful
No. 265272
File: 1653072079482.jpg (175.36 KB, 556x636, FJU7ICyUYAoJS3N.jpg)
dunno why this panel does things to me
No. 265295
File: 1653078524738.jpg (Spoiler Image,110.52 KB, 733x1024, jpg.jpg)
I AM IN PAIN
No. 265398
File: 1653114867795.jpg (78.3 KB, 564x402, 75f5b3ffea5e86146848b020777ad2…)
I'm here once again to thirst over anime men with little to no content.
Okay but seriously, Usagi is so cute and strong, I love how the author choose a muscular man for the warrior of the rabbit. He is both intimidating but I also want to take care of him, like, I'd actually accept being his "friend" without him killing me. I'd cuddle with him and kiss his big thick thighs, I'd let him lift me with his powerful arms and let him grab me like a small pushie because he is so tall compare to me
No. 265405
File: 1653124567175.jpeg (99.1 KB, 900x506, yakuza-kiwami-majima.900x.jpeg)
I want to tongue punch his eyehole. I want to kick him. I want to give him the ol' shimano treatment part 2 electric boogaloo. I am in love with this man. I want to get in a physical altercation with him in a dark alleyway. I want to hit him with a cattle prod.
I hate how husbandos usually have a lack of good dakimakura art, if any at all. But I kind of feel like dakis are just a sad stand. It wouldn't satisfy me.
Also RGG did Ryuji and Nishitani dirty, they are both so hot. Rest in pieces kings
No. 265452
File: 1653157889194.jpg (195.68 KB, 1280x720, beach.jpg)
I had a rough day but just had the most relaxing daydream about my husbando. We were on a tropical beach and he was telling me about the importance of relaxing (he is a very chill character) and would teach me about relaxing by slowly kissing me and tell me sweet nothings in his calm sexy voice. Then kissing every part of my body, taking his time. He would suck on my toes and of course finally, savouring my pussy. Afterwards he would hold me and we would take a nap. I fell asleep and I feel so refreshed now.
No. 265456
File: 1653158338509.jpg (133.25 KB, 533x771, tumblr_383812599f68b8a5ca71006…)
My favorite moid. I want him to use me as his sex slave for all of eternity and have 5 children with him.
No. 265459
>>265405iirc i read somewhere that Nagoshi said once that there was a small chance that Ryuji might have survived? but then Yokoyama said that Ryuji definitely did not survive. They did bring back
Kashiwagi somehow so why not Ryuji too?
Not that I mind, Kashiwagi too is sexy as hell, even more so in Like a Dragon but I still want Ryuji back too somehow, even if they have to make literal resurrection an achievable thing in the games canon.
No. 265461
File: 1653159960813.png (1.46 MB, 1084x1084, 16517907633764585445.png)
i love these fools so much
No. 265503
File: 1653179446929.jpeg (78.34 KB, 500x841, Imágenes de Juuni Taisen.jpeg)
>>265467I know, he is so hot… and I wish there could be more content of him and my other favorite boy (Pic related), but there's barely any even on the anime and novel.
Well, I guess I'll have to do it myself, eventually, with a little more time and confidence No. 265534
File: 1653198073686.jpg (268.17 KB, 1944x2320, EWDQYyqU0AYLOoP.jpg)
Today I got carried around the map by a friendly Joey. I just can't play against Legion, I can't, how am I not supposed to follow them around like a horny little shit?
No. 265668
File: 1653267789313.jpeg (Spoiler Image,27.48 KB, 385x216, 91-1646153107-447179257.jpeg)
getting so goddamn desperate for content involving my husbando I'm thinking of making a sim out of him.
SAD!
No. 265861
File: 1653341825956.jpg (76.81 KB, 620x560, tumblr_nkrdsgTXU51ttth9ro1_128…)
You get to choose any girl to be genderswapped into a guy/husbando. Who would it be?
For me it's Super Sonico. He'd be a cute idol and a hot model dress up in sexy clothing. Probably a twunk too with pecs, thicc thighs, thicc ass and a sizable dick. I'd buy his figures too.
No. 265866
File: 1653342261148.jpg (117.02 KB, 450x640, FDaQsYiakAAeQ0e.jpg orig.jpg)
>>265861Nitro+CHiRAL already has a male mascot, though. His name is Naitou-kun.
No. 265872
File: 1653343086873.jpg (459.97 KB, 1280x1810, dahlia.jpg)
>>265861Dunno how much I'd like her as a guy, but she's my only husbando I'd want to turn into a dude. Obviously he'd be every bit as clever and scheming under a delicate facade, but with a little more of a yandere protective streak than before.
Would totally hug close under his parasol and braid his hair.
No. 265901
File: 1653348765301.png (214.79 KB, 547x832, 97-979392_.png)
>>265861aigis and naoto
enough said.
No. 265909
File: 1653350231775.jpg (46.98 KB, 446x600, 99b1a9348842f9b33ff2802161eddd…)
>>265861Sad orange nurse, another BPD guy to add to my harem.
No. 265974
File: 1653385747847.webm (1.43 MB, 1438x1080, shirtless_onizuka.webm)
>>261334>>261335I'm like 10 episodes in and I wanna peg his ugly ass.
No. 265990
File: 1653396860947.png (1.98 MB, 782x1200, GTO-volume_3_cover.png)
>>265974I'm in hornyjail with you on this one. I bet he fucks like a piston.
No. 266021
File: 1653410698865.jpg (2.51 MB, 3814x4096, media_Em-rbVYW4AEn6bk.jpg name…)
Thinking about him today…
No. 266023
File: 1653410931348.png (450.57 KB, 1280x960, Travis by Frooting.png)
>>266021I would like him to bring me a bouquet for my birthday!
No. 266071
File: 1653423720198.gif (663.85 KB, 500x344, Art of the Dead Artist.gif)
Sometimes I crouch next to him and just watch him inspect the guns
No. 266225
File: 1653495834707.jpg (386.6 KB, 750x1140, Tumblr_l_112556304818832.jpg)
>>266071God, I love him.
>>266136>I don't have a New Vegas husbandoMy NV husbando is unironically Yes man, he's an adorable robot and I love his voice acting.
No. 266237
File: 1653503689886.jpg (90.83 KB, 2000x1125, maxresdefault.jpg)
>>265861if the devs are gonna be scrotes and make her second phase look like THAT, id almost rather she were a man.
he would look hot No. 266251
File: 1653513187717.jpeg (592.46 KB, 1300x770, BB1211F6-40EE-4682-B679-0BBCF4…)
I had a dream that I was sad and majima was walking around sotenbori with me while holding my hand and trying to cheer me up, it was amazing
No. 266253
File: 1653515269352.png (2.03 MB, 918x1274, 93526795_p0.png)
>>266251Holy shit that's such a magnificent dream, I dreamed about a guy who looked like Y0 Majima once but dreaming about the actual Majima would be so awesome.
I almost dreamed about my husbando today, this time I knew he was real and not just a character, but I didn't get to interact with him.
No. 266264
File: 1653521985437.jpg (105.51 KB, 600x1282, f27ad358ef5e908cc84ef75bda8887…)
>>265990Hell yeah he does. Dude's strong and horny af. He even tries to woo on girls yet still a virgin.
>>266015Honestly I thought I was gonna dislike and drop this anime because it's praised by moids and saw some scrotey fanservice, but after watching a couple episodes, it's actually pretty enjoyable, funny and entertaining especially Onizuka himself. First episode can be a drag because of fanservice from an annoying and insufferable girl but the anime gets better and the fanservice gets subtle and not a constant force it up in your face thing like in most anime nowadays.
No. 266267
File: 1653522793859.jpg (159.01 KB, 1000x869, V5.jpg)
why am I turned on
No. 266289
File: 1653539137872.jpg (270.55 KB, 1448x2048, FS-Ncg3VIAIAo2s.jpg)
Finally got around to playing legends arceus, and I instantly fell in love. I'm so embarrassed, its unreal. I hope we get closure for him, though.
No. 266291
File: 1653540570539.png (1.12 MB, 1280x1607, tumblr_d9a677c38e882937e353e49…)
>>266290My guess is hair, but honestly I have no clue. Somehow, it doesn't kill it for me either way.
No. 266293
>>266225I've always loved Joshua Graham and the idealized version of Ulysses I came up with based on his concept art and stuff left on the cutting room floor of New Vegas. Top tier Fallout husbandos.
Does anyone else have any other Fallout/Elder Scrolls husbandos? I was super into Lucien Lachance when I was a teenager. I also remember Mr. Burke having fangirls after FO3 came out.
No. 266299
File: 1653544853713.jpeg (102.49 KB, 800x600, majima.jpeg)
>>266253it really was, this is the first time I had a husbando dream too and now I'm wanting more
I hope you get to have a nice husbando dream where you get to interact with him nonna, it sounds like you've come pretty close at least!
No. 266310
File: 1653551190465.png (456.62 KB, 540x720, tumblr_oibiyrGWhO1tqo45mo1_540…)
>>265861Give us a male firekeeper Fromsoft, you fucking cowards
No. 266318
File: 1653556385360.jpeg (24.5 KB, 228x235, AC9FFE99-4A2B-4CB9-A28D-119815…)
>try to write a love letter to husbando in the notes app
>start getting heart palpitations
>stomach gets upset
>get sick and almost throw up
>close the app
No. 266337
File: 1653573021568.jpg (81.14 KB, 752x1063, 3a4b3ac1e6c1598639cefabf0a932a…)
>>266293miraak! i can fix him. whether he wants it or not.
No. 266356
File: 1653578503690.jpg (2.06 MB, 1053x1400, 80679171453544.jpg)
>>266293I like his nails.
No. 266387
File: 1653592703861.jpg (249.5 KB, 1280x720, 2022052420221900-290CB9DE3182D…)
Touken ranbu warriors came out in english! I immediately got it and upskirted my gorgeous slutbando. Worth every penny.
No. 266389
File: 1653592897514.jpg (259.73 KB, 1280x720, 2022052420054200-290CB9DE3182D…)
>>266387I want to chill on the veranda with them so badly.
No. 266413
>>266299I think since Majima is realistic it's easier for him to appear in our dreams, kek.
>I hope you get to have a nice husbando dream where you get to interact with him nonna, it sounds like you've come pretty close at least!In the same dream with the Majima lookalike, another husbando saw me flirt with him, so I looked at my husbando and
licked his ear and made him moan and told him that I'd suck his dick laterThat was my first and only husbando sex dream so far, or at least it came pretty close.
>>266387OT but I'm wondering if anyone here has bought both versions.
>>266318Nona, I have never written a message for mine, but, try to remember that your husbando can't really judge you since he's not real.
If I knew how to write love letters I would definitely do it. Maybe for Valentine's Day or his birthday.
No. 266415
File: 1653603477859.jpg (80.28 KB, 1000x563, cavaliere angelo.jpg)
MONKEY BRAIN ACTIVATED
No. 266450
File: 1653625417265.png (641.9 KB, 718x732, 5747282893.png)
>>266318I'm with you Nona.
My joints start aching, my heart starts hiccuping, my mouth gets dry, my stomach gets tied up in knots, a deep sense of dread fills me.
Literally fantasizing about my husbando's hand brushing against mine is enough to give me symptoms akin to having a panic attack.
We can overcome and conquer. I believe in you.
No. 266570
File: 1653694902484.png (433.66 KB, 447x516, AAAAA.png)
i want to beat him up. then kiss him good night and tuck him in bed. damned old man u stole my heart
No. 266571
File: 1653695647414.jpeg (53.9 KB, 563x669, 0eddb177455f6b4.jpeg)
the fed watching my online activity knows how in love i am with this alien hedgehog. he's so cute and it's my dream to take him to a bakery shop and spoil him with as many croissants as he wants
No. 266589
File: 1653705867997.jpg (90.59 KB, 1600x800, GEE GOLLY.jpg)
been rewatching his cutscenes and I can feel the blood rushing on my cheeks
it's still a little uncomfortable to remember vergil is modeled after a real-life moid….
>implying that he could ever compete to HIM
yeah I doubt he would like me much tbh
No. 266593
File: 1653708380736.jpg (423.47 KB, 2048x1750, Es2HFrbXIAM5tkh.jpg orig.jpg)
>>266585Thank fuck the Tumblr Sexyman wiki has an article about him, he sounds hot.
What's so bad about the way they draw him? You could draw him the way you imagine him, too
No. 266599
File: 1653713094827.jpg (Spoiler Image,101.74 KB, 540x960, tumblr_13fc42402030138e77f173c…)
>>266589glad to see so many vergil appreciators out here lately. his irl model is hot too though.
>>266594yes! he's half demon.
No. 266602
File: 1653713365685.jpg (120.19 KB, 1080x1080, 1640643313754.jpg)
>>266594yes
he is not really unhinged but more of the vengeful type
also fucked canonically in contrast to his brother No. 266668
File: 1653747911830.jpg (227.52 KB, 1280x720, 2022052717561000-290CB9DE3182D…)
>>266413Is there a difference between the versions?
Anyway, damn the new guy, Omokage is so fine too. Sexy back, sexy legs, sexy cloth damage, and sad autistic face. Hot.
No. 266669
File: 1653748033978.jpg (263.46 KB, 1280x720, 2022052718315200-290CB9DE3182D…)
>>266668I want to grope them…dat bulge
No. 266675
File: 1653750674850.jpg (32.03 KB, 400x400, 20220525_135644.jpg)
I haven't even started work yet and I'm already in a foul mood. Going to think of him to get me through the day.
No. 266694
File: 1653755854699.jpg (190.76 KB, 1080x1920, 20220526_202228.jpg)
>>266589BASED VERGILFAG. Heres a vergil mod that made demonically horny
No. 266718
File: 1653763021072.png (Spoiler Image,518.29 KB, 931x640, Lin.png)
I'm the nonnie who keeps denying I have mommy issues bc I like older women BUT what if one of my waifus is older than me and has her own mommy issues?
No. 266739
File: 1653770750453.jpg (30.62 KB, 564x752, 805d6a19016d3e963806b6d7927241…)
I just want to violate an awkward, flustered, stilted robot boy. I want him to politely question why I'm grabbing his junk and pinching his chest, because he doesn't fully understand human sexuality. I love the idea that he could be programmed to be solely devoted to me and my needs hehhee
No. 266770
>>266413kek true, I've been trying to dream about all my other (not very realistic) husbandos but majima is the only one to appear so far
woah nice nonna! that's a pretty good dream for your first
No. 266773
>>266739Detroit Become Human was amazing for female android aficionados. Cute robot characters tend to be designed to look like girls/women more often than not, cute roboys are rarer.
Connor in particular is such a fun character (and easy on the eyes). I would have loved if the game was just about him and Hank solving crimes.
No. 266794
File: 1653795379851.jpeg (66.74 KB, 639x594, 8a2175c.jpeg)
>>266602the overpowering virginity makes him hotter
No. 266805
File: 1653801190210.jpg (Spoiler Image,134.65 KB, 995x1200, media_DlYYoquU0AEHEqv.jpg)
I am so fucking horny that I am heavily thirsting after the stupid, disgusting zombie child murderer stuck in an animatronic fursuit. I feel like an autistic 12-year-old all over again. I am going insane.
No. 266837
File: 1653821102009.png (2.23 MB, 1920x1080, Destiny 2_20220529020820.png)
It's only the first quest of the season and he's already being even more of a total woobie.
It's almost making up for the fact that I'll probably never be able to see my Warlock's face in a cutscene ever again.
And he's not wearing the hood anymore, too bad that Cabal is ruining the mood…
I wish this was a proper RPG so I could canonically tell him everything. Please just cry into my chest and let me comfort you.
No. 266882
>>266848No because I can draw and would prefer to draw them myself (it's also hard to find artists who are familiar enough with them). There's only one artist that I would ever commission to draw one of my husbandos. But I gotta find out if she's still doing commissions because she went MIA on her social media.
>>266849Some artists do Ko-Fi commissions, isn't that anonymous?
No. 266889
>>266848No, I think it would be too awkward to commission porn… I'm even too embarrassed to commission normal self-insert. I drew myself fucking my husbando not too long ago so I think I will try to make my own food. I would love to commission fanfic though, I don't get much in his AO3 tag as it is.
>>266882Not anonymous unfortunately, Ko-Fi is just a proxy for PayPal so the artist will get your full legal name when the transaction happens. I mean I never care about my client's names when I get commissioned but I wouldn't want mine revealed.
No. 266911
File: 1653857890474.jpg (Spoiler Image,16.71 KB, 320x320, Corpse_Husband.jpg)
>>266805>>266809Do you also happen to like him too?
No. 266912
>>266905NTA but if he were real he definitely would fuck her because scrotes would fuck any woman.
But he's not real, so she can simply imagine that he has sex with her, so it doesn't matter anyway.
Now the question is, why are you even here? Are you one of those salty fujos from /m/?
No. 266932
>>266928>By this logic incels aren't real either because there's someone out there for everyoneNo, incels are real because most women wouldn't fuck just any man, since we aren't as sex-obsessed as males are. On the other hand, men would fuck anything. Male attention is easy to get, which is why actual femcels are extremely rare compared to male incels.
>Having unreasonable standardWanting a scrote to act like a decent human being and to put the bare minimum of effort into his looks is not an unreasonable standard, but somehow most of them fail at that. Men do have unreasonable standards for us, though. Even though they would fuck any woman, they also want the absolute "best" which is why they think normal-looking women are deformed just because we don't have the body of a porn star. The want women to be pure virgins but at the same time they want us to participate in all their fetishes. They do not listen to our opinions, but they force us to accept theirs.
No. 266938
File: 1653863749217.jpg (Spoiler Image,133.63 KB, 1040x1300, 86073682_p2.jpg)
>>266937Thank you nona. Here's a hot anime guy.
No. 266942
File: 1653864243380.jpg (54.08 KB, 452x591, 20220410_121535.jpg)
Anyway, I fucked my husbando and he loves me and I have the sketchbook to prove it.
No. 266943
File: 1653864331844.jpg (409.19 KB, 1167x1200, aa.jpg)
using all of the energy in my body to both summon june groom art + obtain the will to draw him more. love
No. 266947
File: 1653864992009.png (629.65 KB, 572x1162, dangersmile.png)
Any nonas have husbandos that spark complicated feelings? I feel like I could fill a room of husbandos I love to hate and can't be the only one, right?
No. 266948
File: 1653865028060.jpeg (73.39 KB, 480x640, 905C1E81-D378-4C43-8FB5-B9D78F…)
I want to sit naked in his lap and fuck him while he's still fully clothed. He wouldn't actually care if I mess up his suit but he would definitely tease me for being so wet I ruin his pants. Actually I think I want him to put his stupid sexy hat on me and THATS the only thing I'll wear
No. 266955
>>266954>I love my husbando wholeheartedly but he's sort of an INTJ high IQ autismo type which irl never works out for me, the things I find endearing about him in theory come off as straight up annoying in reality and there's really nothing worse than a midwit who thinks he's super hot intellectual shit, kek.Fucking same, nona. In real life I would find a lot of my husbandos' traits annoying and it just wouldn't be satisfying to spend time with them.
>writing original fiction to create the perfect dork.based, I'd love to read it.
No. 266958
File: 1653867444029.jpg (15.63 KB, 400x269, d59cd8e1803b12a822745c310649d4…)
WHEN WILL MY PSYCH DIAGNOSIS BE HANDED TO ME
(anon wants to know if she's enough of a sperg for her villain™ husbando)
No. 266959
>>266958kek
nonny please, who is it?
No. 266962
File: 1653868852105.jpeg (1.88 MB, 3465x3465, 3005C82A-F9C4-49C0-9225-CF9F60…)
I think I’m becoming more and more autistic as time goes by. I want Rook Hunt to sweep me off my feet and to take me to a beautiful cottage where we will have lots of romantic and passionate sex because he’s obsessively in love with me.
No. 266964
File: 1653869879733.jpg (166.62 KB, 1000x1667, DMC3.jpg)
>>266959it all checks out ♥
No. 266981
>>266947My type is gap moe guys who look tough but are actually really nice, so nope. I don't really fall for straight up villains anymore.
also, I keep getting distracted by the current pic for the relationship advice thread… Dammit I just want to cuddle and comfort my boys.
No. 266982
File: 1653877998683.jpg (Spoiler Image,229.8 KB, 1280x720, Blight.jpg)
>>266947I am utterly disgusted by him and don't even play the game he's from but at the same time, I can't help it and want him to be mine.
No. 267004
File: 1653884234478.jpg (2.36 MB, 1496x1993, 97509348_p0.jpg)
I often think about Jade and Floyd from twst taking turns with me and sharing me
No. 267007
>>267004Same,
nonnie, same.
No. 267014
File: 1653891350616.jpg (581.58 KB, 1500x2000, Tumblr_l_6065018001332.jpg)
Nonas …he's… kind of hot….
No. 267024
>>266947I only like villains, I'm extremely turned off by good guys and they need to be a bit
problematic, ofc I would not date an asshole irl.
No. 267052
>>267024Very based. I love me some
problematic, evil boys.
No. 267087
>>267024lmao me too. I'll like a good guy occasionally, but all of my g husbandos except for like, three, are morally gray at best and straight up evil at worst. That doesn't mean that good guys can't be hot, but for me to like them beyond their looks they gotta be some sort of villain or at least anti-hero. Although this role usually affects their design too.
>>267050This
No. 267088
>>266947I only love mine, the complicated feeling is about them not being real.
I like complex good guys.
No. 267128
File: 1653943192782.jpg (368.35 KB, 1920x1080, 20201204012750_1.jpg)
Majima's waist is so fucking hot. Like holy shit look at this… When I played this game I kept getting distracted because he is so damn hot
No. 267150
File: 1653950205979.gif (2.98 MB, 600x338, source.gif)
>>266947Oh, definitely. Much like
>>267087said, I mostly fall for villains or antiheroes. Lately I have fallen for not one but two good guys! I think the main thing I'm looking for is intelligence and authority. Villains also seem to be quite passionate about their causes! They all have similarities and differences, love them all none the less.
I think worst of all my villains is Smoothie. He is evil to the core, but he's so hot (and hilarious) while being evil. He's also the only one of my husbandos who I would never under any circumstances want to meet in real life, I would most likely be traumatised or dead under an hour. I like the tv version of him the most, in the original comic he has rather small role.
>>267059I have already gotten some materials, such as fabrics for inserts and some pins/keychains/cards etc. I still haven't bought a bag. I have many husbandos so I probably will buy one bag, simple and black coloured, so it should suit them all, then I can just change the insert.
No. 267154
>>265247Nona, I forgot to tell you. There's a priestfag thread on /m/ if you want to talk about Frollo, too.
>>267150>intelligence and authoritySame, but maybe more intelligence than authority.
Sometimes I find myself relating more to the motivations and personality of villains (particularly ones that aren't truly "evil") and anti-heroes, as edgy as that sounds. Heroes are rarely like that, they tend to be more idealistic than pragmatic. It doesn't mean that I hate heroes, I just don't feel attracted to them often beyond physical attraction.
Other times when I like villains it's just because I don't take them or their crimes seriously and find them really entertaining in a pathetic, villainous way, to the point that it's endearing. I'm thankful for the fact that they're not real, though, because those are usually real assholes. It's kinda weird because it's the opposite of what I said before.
>I have many husbandos so I probably will buy one bag, simple and black coloured, so it should suit them alllol that's cool. NTA but thanks for the idea, black is one of my favorite colors and so elegant, it suits my husbandos too.
No. 267166
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I thought my heart was going to burst when I caressed Higekiri’s face by moving my cursor over his cheek and I want to die. I just love his voice so much, and he’s super cute too, maybe I will just add him to my harem.
No. 267174
File: 1653959987846.jpeg (306.59 KB, 551x893, D02F3E35-7ADF-430B-87B3-B1837B…)
The only acceptable male body type. This and twinks
No. 267188
File: 1653966852868.jpeg (2.13 MB, 1200x2800, 92F461BC-9F29-4208-9A01-52AE53…)
>>267157No idea who this char is but I was reading the thread backwards and thought you were talking about making an actual Gilgamesh itabag. Kind of disappointed you’re not because the idea was super endearing to me.
No. 267189
File: 1653967010095.jpg (289.88 KB, 1000x1200, __bondrewd_made_in_abyss_drawn…)
>>266947He's as hot as he is awful. I have a thing for monsters.
No. 267197
File: 1653969095296.jpg (1.24 MB, 1600x1946, 1441615189496.jpg)
>>267188Fate Gil is just your usual pretty blond anime guy, he's just more of a dick.
No. 267215
File: 1653977366715.jpeg (50.73 KB, 499x750, Everything Assassin's Creed!.j…)
Im late, but he cute
Bet he would climb up to my window at night just to see me
No. 267218
File: 1653978131677.jpeg (297.89 KB, 1342x1365, 1CB667C3-A89E-4B2A-8285-C526E9…)
My love, my light, my soul
No. 267223
File: 1653980321953.png (527.07 KB, 655x401, 7490328409328.png)
>>267215Still the best of the ass creed assassins. Followed by this hottie
No. 267233
File: 1653986408990.jpeg (90 KB, 445x690, b391c14e-8aa3-48b6-b0b0-da2281…)
Is unreal how much I need him.
No. 267238
File: 1653987854220.jpg (105.29 KB, 1024x576, Mushishi-Zoku-Shou-10-Large-04…)
I need to forever forest venture with Ginko. He is so calm and kind. I don't even mind that he smokes. We could fall asleep cuddling on nice soft grass and wake up to beautiful sunsets.
No. 267239
File: 1653988430309.png (100.26 KB, 250x250, 0682BBC4-D60A-4E76-9A15-81B1E8…)
where my mumrik bitches at?
No. 267270
File: 1654007057490.png (359.69 KB, 500x700, Tumblr.png)
>>267223Connor ain't that bad either
No. 267340
>>267338No one likes sissies, that's a male fetish.
Also my husbando is constantly waiting for my command, hell yeah (he is a videogame character kek)
No. 267363
File: 1654028775940.png (118.08 KB, 768x768, tumblr_inline_o5lnny3Q941tppqi…)
>>262681I wish that artist you posted would draw more biker. Being a fan in '22 is suffering, all the best artists fucked off.
No. 267366
File: 1654029430883.jpg (988.99 KB, 700x1153, 90354398_p0_master1200.jpg)
>>267363My condolences anon. I have a small collection of Biker art myself but I'm sure you've seen it all already.
No. 267369
File: 1654030267998.jpeg (62.15 KB, 469x640, 706F37E7-C81A-4FCF-A5CE-869BE8…)
i wouldn’t consider him to be my husbando since he has a canonical love interest, but i just know that his dick goes crazy
No. 267373
File: 1654033381574.jpg (216.24 KB, 576x585, 44325039_p0_master1200.jpg)
>go to worst boi shelter
>ask for the most deranged clown they have, I like a challenge
>"this is Albedo, he's very aggressive towards children and has a tendency to dismember himself for show"
>seems retarded enough
>I'll take this one please
>go home with my new husbando
>he laughs hysterically during the whole car ride
>at some point attempts to guillotine himself by putting his head through the car window and pushing the button to make it go up
>i love him already
>arrive home, let him look around, become familiar with the place
>few minutes later
>find him giving some speech about the weakness of man while torturing one of my dolls
>No !!! Bad !!
>he tries to rip his head off again so I put him in a cone of shame
adopt don't shop
No. 267404
>>267373lol, I loved him when I was 13 and the game was first out. My first 'I can fix him' kind of crush. He's still the character I associate with Crispan Freemans voice.
Nowadays Ziggy would be more my type.
No. 267407
File: 1654049940911.jpg (21.12 KB, 500x375, samuraijack.jpg)
I will never watch the new series. Old series pulled silly shit like this and it just made me more attracted to him
No. 267410
File: 1654050395718.jpg (86.54 KB, 1024x768, waiticantread.jpg)
>>261938I know I'm 25 days late but who is top right? I ask 'cause he's dressed exactly like one of my 3D husbandos (picrel).
No. 267414
File: 1654051373490.jpg (147.34 KB, 983x732, 1310221061404.jpg)
I should reinstall this game.
No. 267421
>>267408thank you, nonna
mmMWAH
No. 267423
File: 1654056118916.png (291.39 KB, 303x871, A.png)
I love and am obsessed with my husband Cedric. Looking at him always makes me smile.
>>267408Thank you kind nona, I hope you have/had a lovely day, too.
>>267410NTA but she already named him here
>>265247I do hope she's still around though.
No. 267425
File: 1654057288381.png (647.44 KB, 478x662, busterkeaton_realkindof.png)
>>261288Found this in one of my old art reference folders, for you, nona
No. 267431
File: 1654066971376.jpg (53.76 KB, 500x693, 62fb0eba8c6e8e73f1ccc79738284f…)
>>267425thank you nonita! mwah
No. 267450
File: 1654074234666.jpg (193.38 KB, 2596x1524, E47KMd8XMAIqTyp.jpg)
>>267410Gunnar Maelstrom from the 2019 Netflix version of Carmen Sandiego. He is in the faculty of V.I.L.E academy, school for professional thieves. Here is the full picture I used in the chart.
They indeed have similar taste in fashion hehe! Who is your husbando, I'm not familiar with the character?
>>267423I'm still around, this has become my favourite thread, you nonas are all so lovely and kind.
Your Cedric posts are always fun to see, your love for him can really be felt in them!
No. 267491
File: 1654092418671.jpeg (616.19 KB, 1125x1744, 9E8042A6-EBC1-47EC-A1F3-87534D…)
I want Morpheus to fuck me in my dreams
No. 267510
File: 1654097609559.jpg (360.18 KB, 1200x1190, 98413372_p1_master1200.jpg)
>>267166Anon you're cute, kek
>>267373LMAO
>>267408Me and my husbando wish you a lovely day too nona!
No. 267523
File: 1654102496210.png (250.16 KB, 540x405, FreeForAll6-540x405.png)
>>267423Oh Im fuckin stupit, I should learn to read better. Thanks anon kek
>>267450"Number Six" from "The Prisoner"! Played by one of my favorite actors, Patrick McGoohan. He's an MI5 agent forced to live in "The Village", a mysterious village where people who know too much are sent. They're all given numbers based on how important their secrets are. It was a cool and sometimes silly show. It featured karate on trampolines (and I wish I was kidding about that).
No. 267600
File: 1654127491072.png (1.73 MB, 1084x1084, husbando chart.png)
I saw some nonnas posting husbando charts earlier and loved seeing the variety of husbandos so I wanted to post mine too! used the big chart version even though 13 husbandos is a bit much kek
No. 267602
>>267600Laid-back/depressed older-brotherly gothy/punky men with black (sometimes white) hair.
Nice!
No. 267635
File: 1654137766733.jpg (195.19 KB, 2048x1475, 7zo2vrdy8t971.jpg)
Fluffy tiddies
No. 267654
File: 1654145656792.png (244.51 KB, 382x385, nick3939.png)
>>267414the thought of Nick getting flustered and horny and having to find some shitty abandoned apartment bathroom to jerk off in during a zombie apocalypse makes me froth around the mouth
No. 267685
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>>267387this made me smile non-chan, I'm glad you enjoyed my shitpost
>>267404I'm a native french speaker and I found his frenglish so endearing despite the creepy context, I awaited every "ma pêche" eagerly haha (what kind of weird pet name would Albedo give me, I wonder…)
"loner who is actually nice" was my type until recently (ironically, poor treatment of children and siblings warranted automatic disqualification). It's my first time giving crazy a try but now there's no coming back. He is the funniest joke to have ever been written. Dieu merci I can't fix him
No. 267696
>>267681I know I'm ovulating when I start drawing myself fucking my husbando. Or when I keep kissing him on the screen every 10 minutes
>>267694>he’d probably be so embarrassed with himself after.Same, it's so cute
No. 267725
File: 1654195826134.jpg (417.85 KB, 750x1000, the_hunchback_of_notre_dame_ar…)
>>267154>There's a priestfag thread on /m/ if you want to talk about Frollo, too.Thanks for the tip, I'll check it out! Also I can relate to your thoughts about villains and anti-heroes, they are fascinating and hot characters, but it's a good thing they are fictional!
>>267523Thanks for the info, when I looked your previous picture his number rosette seemed familiar, then I remembered the Simpsons version of all things kek. The series sounds really fun.
>>267600>HowlBeautiful!
No. 267726
File: 1654198038660.jpeg (61.42 KB, 600x825, nekoma.jpeg)
I can't get enough of him. Ashamed to say I started watching Haikyuu just b/c I found him hot… Tall + black hair + teasing personality will be the death of me
No. 267769
File: 1654211164569.jpeg (85.02 KB, 1920x1080, DE22304D-E8B7-4683-A43D-84C063…)
Guys your bitch is back in 2023
No. 267781
File: 1654215862951.jpg (355.49 KB, 800x951, 56547427_p3.jpg)
I want to take a nap with him so badly nonnies… lay my head on his big chest and let his heartbeat lull me to sleep while he rubs my back until he knocks out too.
No. 267782
File: 1654216116265.png (1.95 MB, 1084x1084, husbando chart old flames edit…)
my husbando chart is ELITE.
No. 267823
File: 1654234647682.jpg (50.66 KB, 480x348, spongecry.jpg)
my husbando didn't make it to the new series and was also replaced with a girl who has all of his traits… i am so very sad. it's been six years since he was last seen and i was really hoping he'd be back… i'm really about to cry wtf
No. 267831
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>>267682Just redoing my 'outfits' for Iron Banner and damn, were these pants always so tight?
Also thinking of fucking Crow while Nightmare Uldren watches and makes snarky comments… and remembering that Glint has canonically looked at porno mags. No. 267834
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>>267814>>267832>>267799Imho Sakimi can do
some things right and ffs I’m not a shotacon. I was younger when I liked the younger characters hence why I named the file “old flames edition.”
No. 267845
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>>267777Thank you so much for the link nona, what a treasure! Some pictures I had seen but many were new to me. Such great atmosphere in the concept art, it's always interesting to see the "behind the scenes" of movies.
No. 267940
>>267939Is he from an ongoing series? I'm so sorry anon.
One of the things you could do is self-insert as the love interest, something I find a bit hard to do myself, but if you start doing it now it might not be as difficult to you
Or imagine an AU where they don't end up together
No. 267967
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>>267934Oh definitely yes! I love the idea of "formal" and authoritative men. This sounds mean, but when Frollo is struggling with his hornyness and religiosity, I find it really hot hehe. I think he must have years worth of repressed lust, and I bet it would be quite intense if he could release it (and I'd like to be there when it happens!). Like with my other husbandos, I have a story with him, and it's not devoid of hot stuff kek!
>>267939Damn, I'm sorry to hear that as well. I support the AU idea
>>267940suggested. Perhaps if the new character is or becomes part of crucial plot points, you can change you/your character in her place, and alter the events accordingly, or keep her there but not as the love interested.
No. 267996
I didn't expect anyone to respond to my chart but this is a nice surprise, thank you nonnies this thread always cheers me up!
>>267602I never realized until now I had a type kek but you described it perfectly
>>267614if you like comedy animes you should definitely give it a try
are those the gintoki x hijikata doujinshis?
>>267628yeah I can't believe the game is over 10 years old now, still one of my favorite otome games all these years later
>>267725he is indeed very beautiful!
>>267762same, looking for a photo of him made me nostalgic, but now I also feel old kek I was in middle school too when the anime came out
No. 268033
File: 1654339979200.jpg (86.62 KB, 1280x720, curious.jpg)
Yes, all three of them. Yes, I'm serious.
No. 268041
File: 1654348195228.png (1.92 MB, 1084x1084, 9E1F779E-5827-4910-9E3E-AD87F2…)
I have three moods and that’s it
No. 268063
File: 1654357293865.jpeg (46.1 KB, 600x518, 6F664BB2-4CF6-44E5-BDD2-837969…)
>Never played Red Dead Redemption (been wanting to just never got around to it)
>lurk these threads on occasion
>Someone posted the “Arthur Morgan talking to his female horse” vid in one of the earlier threads
>Watch it and get turned on
>Comments on YT said that the original recordings were cut because they were too sexual
>Excuse me.jpeg
>Then I get recommended this video in which his VA actually delivers the lines how he originally did them
>completely erect.jpeg
>Start looking up Arthur Morgan/You fics on Ao3 with the tag “praise kink” (also found out what that means through this adventure)
>While going through fics and reading them in public, I get inappropriately wet
Look what you did to me, nonnative. I don’t know if I should be thankful or angry
No. 268106
File: 1654372846568.gif (3.91 MB, 500x750, c2b.gif)
Ahh finally, I've spent so many hours in the past few days learning to make gifs, and this is one of the results. Worth it
>>267450It's nice to know you're still posting here. I've been waiting for a new
waifu thread on /co/ to shitpost in but it's been so long since the last one was made. This one is better anyway (there's no pedo males around, for example), although it seems to be slower lately.
Haha yeah, I really like your posts too. It is indeed fun to read about what characters everyone loves/is horny for, kek
>>267445Super late and not sure whose husbando you were asking about, but just in case, Cedric is from Sofia the First
No. 268109
>>268041I can't tell exactly what those three moods are (because I don't know all these characters), but this looks like a based chart.
Who are these?
>third at the top>second at the right No. 268151
File: 1654394576854.jpg (Spoiler Image,330.71 KB, 1552x2048, E0n0IfiVoAAxC5b.jpg)
>>261051>>261058>>261048>>261026>>261022I found this, enjoy.
His character is too extreme for my taste, but I do happen to like
2D men being molested by tentaclesreposted bc I forgot to spoiler the pic lmao No. 268164
File: 1654403632124.png (1.97 MB, 1084x1084, husbandochart.png)
>>261517a lot of these are reaches/ancient but I thought it'd be too sad to only have like 3 characters listed
No. 268175
>>268169This is one of the few shitty quizzes that has actually made me laugh with its questions
(brb I'll be listening to those songs to know which one to pick)
No. 268178
>>268164>Sniper>Clear>WolfSuper based
>ConradWow someone besides me remembers HINABN?
No. 268181
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>>268178I read it sometime in late 2011 with the delusional belief that it'd get updated soon
No. 268184
>>268169Got Sans 1st, Reigen 2nd, Raymond 3rd, Benry 4th, Megamind 5th. What does this mean
>>26816412/13 based chart as far as I can tell, I don't know anything about the Matsus
Germany is top tier
Who's the cat? I was about to ask who the one in the bottom right is but I already got the answer. He looks sexy so I'm gonna read that webcomic
No. 268192
File: 1654414173931.png (1.2 MB, 1084x1084, husbandos.png)
making this made me feel a certain type of way
No. 268193
File: 1654414584787.png (340.95 KB, 332x578, mordecai_human.png)
>>268184the cat is Mordecai from Lackadaisy, picrel is his human design. If you like anal, dangerous but easy to make fun of types, you might like him.
I enjoyed HINABN a lot and thought Conrad was pathetically hot, but I was like 14 at the time and haven't reread it in years so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
>>268185I don't think so. Back then I thought it was something to do with the author's publishing company making them quit but apparently those were just rumours. I'm pretty sure the author just got burnt out/abandoned it.
The author started a new comic a few years ago that I was keeping up with for a bit but IMO their art's weirdly gotten worse over the years instead of better, plus they stopped updating it 2 years ago so it might get dropped too.
No. 268197
>>268169Got Reigen I assume the most normal one, haven't even watched his show.
I've only played Portal and watched some Marvel movies, Loki is so not my type and Wheatly is cute but too stupid to husbando.
No. 268215
>>268071Kurapika from Hunter x Hunter, I know he’s technically underage but I can’t help loving that smart bastard
>>268109Sick bastard, depressed bastard and caring bastard
Third at top is Silco from Arcane and third on the right is Doomslayer from DOOM
No. 268218
File: 1654423541199.jpg (86.88 KB, 685x902, IMG_20220605_111105_636.jpg)
>>268169I've got no idea what this is so I watched the video and it was hilarious, you have to see it. But I can't believe people actually have this guy as a husbando
No. 268227
File: 1654428873731.png (1.84 MB, 1084x1084, wahehe.png)
>>261517these are my husbandos from age 13 to now…I feel like you can tell
No. 268254
File: 1654436158867.png (167.22 KB, 1048x668, 63535.png)
>>268169i have seen some random fanart but other than that i have no idea who this guy is.
No. 268255
File: 1654436379811.jpg (329.92 KB, 1140x1599, 51152156_p0.jpg)
>>268192I see you're into asian men with Masks.
No. 268307
File: 1654451753715.jpg (193.27 KB, 694x522, y6rRZL4.jpg)
I don't even know anything about this character. I tied with Megamind too tho, both were 9 points. Wish it showed him instead kek
>>268255anons have reminded me that I had a crush on Zed because of his voice actor, and the mask. Whew…pic you posted is making me feel some type of way.
No. 268322
>>268227Good chart, I think it's cute.
Who's the bottom left one?
>>268193>If you like anal, dangerous but easy to make fun of types, you might like him.>I enjoyed HINABN a lot and thought Conrad was pathetically hotFuck yeah sounds hot
>>268215Damn, the Doomslayer looks like THAT?
No. 268398
File: 1654472333636.jpeg (255.71 KB, 960x957, D22EE996-4F43-4502-9C33-429648…)
I’m reaching with some of these but I think I have shit taste
No. 268399
>>268398Your taste is peculiar but I don't think it's shit. One of the types I can detect here is stinky-looking guys kek I don't know what else to call them.
I liked the guy from Onward too, he's cute
No. 268423
>>268322It's Hiroshi Kano from Freesia! he's actually my most recent husbando on the list
>>268398We have similar but diverging taste i think LOL you like billy i like stu, you like william i like michael, you like murdoc i like 2D
No. 268424
File: 1654482542753.jpg (84.95 KB, 600x424, Ginko.(Mushishi).600.1721168-3…)
>>268170Based sisterwaifu. Ginko would know the best hiking routes and be guaranteed to roll a fat one. I would become an herbalist on his side.
No. 268427
File: 1654486912445.jpg (413.51 KB, 1084x1084, asdf(1).jpg)
Making this made me happy
No. 268430
File: 1654489760376.png (1.85 MB, 1084x1084, da_chart.png)
>>261517why yes i am a weeaboo how could you tell
No. 268455
File: 1654498850751.png (1.06 MB, 756x755, 061984.png)
Long haired twinks, three of whom loved their mommies SO much that they decided to redeem themselves by fighting demons.
No. 268471
File: 1654513032633.jpg (51.62 KB, 589x436, IMG_20220606_064913.jpg)
I'm sick and tired of pretending I don't want to fuck him
No. 268483
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>>268474I could have saved Metro city
No. 268505
File: 1654528117171.png (1.45 MB, 1084x1084, TBA.png)
I am retarded so there may be some more
No. 268558
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anons i am so obsessed with vaas, this close to making a shrine
No. 268572
File: 1654544123211.jpg (102.79 KB, 735x798, e2ec94f4157573c4ea33d35ec49407…)
playing stardew valley again and somehow didn't romance my usual (sebastian) but i got really obsessed with elliott (i'm using a cute portrait mod & dialogue expansion) and i can't get this hunky longhaired poet out of my head??
i just need him to ravish me in an abandoned greenhouse in like, a romantic way
FUCK why can't he be real i think he ruined men for me
No. 268601
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>>268526Tell me about it…
No. 268608
>>268427Charismatic and/or blondes
>>268430You really like short fluffy white hair a lot
And edgy characters
>>268505You like stubble/sideburns (based) and cool masculine men
No. 268613
>>268471>>268474>>268483So proud of you for finally admitting it openly KEK
But why tho
>>268611>>Canonically asexual and has little interest in women in canonI have one husbando who is technically not explicitly confirmed to be asexual, but it's practically canon. It's not a big deal, though. At least he's not a misogynist or confirmed gay.
You forgot:
>Canonically single, but still has a canon love interest (may or may not be one-sided)>Canonically taken, but doesn't really care about his partner No. 268627
>>268611>Canonically single but so often paired with another character they may as well be taken aka fanonically taken>From media where self-inserting is encouraged this is a common mix for joseimuke games and their fans, and despite the
really stupid infighting, it's pretty fun to have a wide variety of people making art
No. 268634
File: 1654561864806.png (1.76 MB, 1084x1084, 1651790763376.png)
i don't think i have a type but i love my beautiful husbandos and waifus
No. 268648
>>268634At least I can tell you have a type in women. Strong fighters. Based tbh
>>268637>i guess saying that they look like expies of each other would make more senseThat's intriguing, now I wanna see your chart.
>>268640Nah she means like Rei Ayanami and all her white/light-blue-haired kuudere clones from other anime series.
No. 268658
File: 1654568110307.gif (994.32 KB, 245x280, download (9).gif)
Samefag, also his voice in that game sounds bad because he's trying to be edgy, he sounds different when he's normal Raiden in MGS2. Or maybe getting his jaw removed then replaced fucked with his voice and pronunciation. Stop making fun of how he copes with his pain!
No. 268686
File: 1654584533310.png (1.21 MB, 1200x675, 35.png)
The smexors 0_0 droolz
No. 268706
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>>268686same but I don't wanna get banned kek
No. 268708
File: 1654594059699.png (1.27 MB, 1080x800, dumb.png)
am i accepted here nonitas
No. 268711
File: 1654598227306.jpeg (300.46 KB, 750x691, B4ABB405-300E-4551-B0AD-B701EE…)
embarrassing confession but i grew up watching dbz kai on nicktoons and i developed huge crushes on some of the characters that persist to this day but it’s super cringe when i try to show pics of the guys from the show bc ppl think the animation is ugly (pic semi related but I didn’t like Vegeta bc he was a manlet with a bad attitude).
No. 268726
>>268708Martin? Wow that's a throwback.
Love him though. Might not be a husbando but he was a great character as far as Elder Scrolls is concerned. I'm still more partial to Lucien though.
No. 268752
File: 1654614114811.jpg (Spoiler Image,986.56 KB, 1000x1185, 62587622_p0.jpg)
Rinnosuke is so hot, there should be more hot art of him. If I read his manga he would probably become my husbando.
Surprisingly enough I've found a couple of Japanese Rinnosuke yumejos. I wish them the best, I can't imagine how hard it is being a yume in the Touhou fandom.
No. 268768
>>268760well I think this has been talked about a million times already including in this thread, but in short, it depends on the person. Apparently most of us do mind (personally I never have to worry about it), but some cope with it either self-inserting as the love interest or imagining an AU where they're not together.
If the question was more along the lines of "do you stop loving your husbando if he has a canon girlfriend", the answer seems to be no in most cases but I can't speak for everyone.
No. 268805
File: 1654628308907.jpeg (1.89 MB, 3464x3464, 8344C8E3-064D-429E-8770-DFC86F…)
No. 268809
>>268721og jinx, including her lack of arcane angst. while they're both good and I liked arcane I'm disappointed most (good) fanart and content revolves around arcane jinx but its for obvious reasons
>>268726he was a hyperfixation of mine as a child but I still think he's hot. especially when you remember he was in a sex cult before becoming a priest. lucien good too
No. 268845
File: 1654639401503.png (2.59 MB, 1050x1480, alon.PNG)
>>268708>varrébased
>martinendearing therefore based
No. 268865
File: 1654645786677.jpg (2.31 MB, 1920x2560, Harem.jpg)
I think I already posted in a previous thread but whatevs.
Idk if I have a type, but they all have rough lives
No. 268900
File: 1654658107365.jpeg (118.49 KB, 500x546, tumblr_of17rka2ZI1r22sk1o1_500…)
I'm sorry other Snape-anon that I abandoned you ;_; I was on vacation and forgot to post that I would be! I'm sorry I didn't want you to think I forgot about you!
But I am once again posting about my undying love for my dungeon bat. He is so cute and full of anger!(;_;)
No. 268990
File: 1654696240288.jpg (172.31 KB, 600x820, 7b964e25a45899e3f479b60eac89e5…)
>>268900Yay you are back! No worries nona, I thought you must have some real life stuff. Hope you had a fun holiday! I once again left a novel-length reply for your previous post kek.
Here is a fun summery picture, I'm not normally fan of chibi-style, but this is too cute!
No. 269017
File: 1654705869627.jpg (447.52 KB, 1058x1200, 98782364_p4_master1200.jpg)
Post a picture that represents your feelings towards your husbando/waifu.
No. 269025
File: 1654709802098.jpg (47.17 KB, 1074x553, E-Cx8-jWQAIABHr.jpg)
>>269017i love my sweet gentle giant and i'm happy he doesn't have to be alone anymore
No. 269031
File: 1654710967626.jpg (Spoiler Image,181.76 KB, 800x1130, 94118984_p21.jpg)
>>269017I was actually going to post this
>>265126 No. 269054
>>269025oh god nona, yes!!! I love it!
That picture is very nice. Love me size difference!
No. 269205
File: 1654785795355.png (2.81 MB, 1554x1554, haremsmall.png)
If you squint hard enough, you can see some common threads.
>>268398>Springtrap>Myers Based. I wanted to include them, but then I would have also included Ghostface, Bubba, Harry Warden, Pyramid Head, etc. and it would have just turned into a slasher fest lol.
No. 269303
File: 1654805937286.gif (6.22 MB, 640x486, kazuma-kiryu-kiryu.gif)
No. 269316
>>268471I get you
nonnie, don't worry.
No. 269318
File: 1654807734100.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.22 MB, 2717x2414, FUlNXDLWAAIUSG0.jpg)
>>268845for you and any other varre nonnas
No. 269389
File: 1654828868149.jpg (Spoiler Image,349.02 KB, 1280x1148, 1632999276547.jpg)
Tbh I always thought this guy was super mega hot
No. 269392
>>269389wrong thread, go to Unconventional Male Attractions
>>269384lmao same
No. 269393
File: 1654830423457.jpg (52.8 KB, 720x720, a7627b89b3ac5b4efe79c1ded34ead…)
he is very cute
No. 269420
File: 1654839029809.png (526.48 KB, 700x564, 829a5060d98d20763e0daecd82a32f…)
>>269017I feel like our relationship might have a similar vibe as pic related.
I'm not as cute as Junko tho, kek No. 269433
File: 1654842822179.jpeg (56.7 KB, 564x982, 6f18c06590ab29e1e083c1d3550809…)
>>269393impeccable taste nonna, for real he was a cutie. The fact that he was super sweet was top notch. the suit was the cherry on top, but his look here was also quite nice. personally i'm a fan of the pink apron look
No. 269435
File: 1654843273714.png (20.2 KB, 275x218, 1651068867421.png)
>>269318thank you nonna i am appreciating this image
No. 269518
File: 1654877687246.jpg (69.1 KB, 378x512, 1622680339044.jpg)
Today is our anniversary! I want to draw today, maybe I will finally draw us taking a nap together.
>>267786Thank you for the encouragement!
No. 269521
File: 1654878018545.jpg (30.24 KB, 275x275, 1651845648784.jpg)
My husbando is already a manlet. But today I also learned that his actor is 162 cm tall. Fucking moe, I'm dying. The problem is that I'm as tall germanic woman, how do I avoid breaking his pelvis?
No. 269537
File: 1654882218806.png (Spoiler Image,7.17 MB, 2391x2732, 4553303 - Friday_the_13th Jaso…)
>>269522Spoilered because feet, but I just love the pose so much. I hope you aren't disappointed lol.
No. 269559
File: 1654884734558.jpeg (317.84 KB, 1084x1084, husbando square.jpeg)
>>261517Late af but this is my square. My taste is all over the place but seems like ex-manwh0re, silver/blonde hair & having a hidden side (yandere/kuudere/tsundere) is the main recurring theme
No. 269609
File: 1654895370301.png (1.83 MB, 805x1124, d3y1pda-3a4c6dd4-a70a-4117-899…)
Help nonnies I feel like I'm going through my teenage bad boy phase and falling for guys like Rodrick (Devon Bostick) and Marshall Lee again even though I'm in my 20s. I've been listening to rock music and at a constant replay of listening to Dirty Little Secret and to some ASMRs by YSF. Tfw no bad boy to tease you while he secretly has a crush on you. Urging you to skip class with him, teaches you to play the guitar/drums, sings for you and so on. Sorry if I came off as cringe.
No. 269616
>>269611Tomoe from Kamisama Kiss. I was debating between him Miketsukami from Inu Boku ss but I had to pick Tomoe over the fact that Miketsukami is essentially
a l*licon. He's still very pretty, but that didn't sit too well with me
No. 269623
I had a horny dream where I wanted to use a dildo and imagined one shaped like my husbando's hand KEK
>>269482I'd say it depends, if his death happened at the end of the story or accidentally you can still imagine it didn't happen, easily. You can rarely do that with a love interest.
No. 269626
>>269178Kek thank you, it's hilarious (no offense to you though)
He just reminds me too much of Jonah Hill
No. 269636
File: 1654911358311.jpg (Spoiler Image,195.73 KB, 1000x1001, 7f04a5dd2036b35b18e009a5133e3e…)
>>269407I wouldn't call him skinny in that pic but yeah
No. 269854
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>>269751>>269752>Tfw being bullied by a qt goth guyBless you anon for posting this ♥
No. 269872
File: 1654998431770.png (265.25 KB, 500x578, jin.png)
>Your husbando will never talk you out of suicide by bridge jump and try to fix your shitty life
Why even live. Time to jump off a bridge
No. 269959
File: 1655049832771.jpeg (125 KB, 750x1049, 506677EF-1B0E-43F9-AA27-023A89…)
>>269872>tfw my husbando will never carry me in the air, holding me affectionately and telling me all the important things that he cares about me as we walk on the airKill me already, I don’t care anymore.
No. 270011
File: 1655067190471.jpg (519.84 KB, 1983x1356, Tumblr_l_62400250160097.jpg)
zatanna, kori, babs step the fuck away. it's MY turn to suck his dick
No. 270043
File: 1655078980251.png (9.71 KB, 500x500, Fiolee.png)
>>269854You're welcome! I wish there's more content of this sort of dynamic.
No. 270088
File: 1655105202891.jpg (83.7 KB, 736x1309, 86d4d12105a669ffdaba32f8b889a8…)
>>270046he really is, i love my men being slutty but also somehoe having a good personality
when will he finally break up with his current boo aaaaaaaa No. 270201
File: 1655162825125.gif (4.52 MB, 275x248, 1655162288060.gif)
I can't take it anymore anons, I need to buy a dildo so I can actually feel like I'm fucking my hudbando. I've never bought a toy for penetration though so I feel nervous about it and not sure what site I should buy from yet.
No. 270217
File: 1655172716567.jpg (52.27 KB, 680x676, 1623350121227.jpg)
>check my husbando's tag on Pixiv for the first time in years (because his game isn't popular anymore and he was never popular to begin with)
>there's a new log solely dedicated to him that was uploaded last year
>holy shit!!! I'm ecstatic
>open the page previews
>more than half of it is genderbend shit where he has gigatic tits and is being fucked while pregnant
No. 270226
>>270222>A similar thing happened to me where I saw a bunch of trans porn of my husbando from a very niche series after some new fans discovered it.Honestly I don't know which is worse kek when your husbando is turned into a coomer bait genderbend and suddenly more than half of the porn is him being fucked as a pregnant woman (literally why?? what's the appeal?? what moid even likes him??) or when he's appropriated by genderspecials and fanonically turned into a troon with boob scars. It makes me miss the kinnie he had on Tumblr many years ago, at least she drew him as a bio man and made lots of cool fanart
>Do you mind sharing the husbando? Maybe I can draw something for you.Sorry nona, I prefer to keep it a secret for now, but I appreciate your offer
No. 270276
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LEONFAGS REJOICE
No. 270277
File: 1655204602437.png (1.19 MB, 1364x803, LEONN.png)
>>270276he's going to be even hotter in this game
No. 270293
>>270276>>270277Mmm juicy lips.
He looks like a model like he should.
No. 270300
File: 1655228167801.png (Spoiler Image,1.13 MB, 1075x807, 1634912901164.png)
>>270201Go for it nonna. I was pretty nervous and a little embarrassed when purchasing my first dildo but later feel fulfilled imagining my husbando or a hot guy fucking me.
Mine's the 7 inch Doc Johnson Bust It Dildo I got from Amazon and it's better to get lube too. No. 270305
>>270300NAYRT but
what if I don't imagine my husbando having such a big dick? I want a squirting dildo too and think of him and no one else while I use it kekAlso if you don't live alone how do you hide it? I wonder if I can make a box that has some sort of hidden "seal" that breaks when the box is opened so I can tell when someone has found my dildoI suppose these questions are better suited for the sex toy thread
No. 270380
File: 1655276420681.jpg (45.25 KB, 540x810, 34zcsy7k0m801.jpg)
How I'd love to have dakis of all my husbandos, it would be so comfy to relax between fluffy pillows and look at handsome men! I would have custom designs, and I would add something "extra" in them, meaning a small object or detail that only appears in my stories with them, and not in canon, so it would be 100% unique. Both sides would be SFW, but the other would be a bit suggestive hehe.
(Pic is not my husbando kek)
No. 270383
File: 1655279972144.jpg (54.52 KB, 500x707, cd916c65657f9fd0ce5a3d2e130c68…)
Thinking of him again
No. 270430
File: 1655309306742.jpg (119.01 KB, 1080x1080, tumblr_dd168c1d2e6229c3d7f42a0…)
>>270383never not thinking about him
No. 270443
File: 1655313278683.jpg (73.79 KB, 735x1159, 4b49bce2710ac70e89298fc790e0cb…)
>>270430I cycle between him and Sugi, but my current phone wallpaper is the kitty, picrel
No. 270498
File: 1655349608549.png (1.05 MB, 849x544, takingcareofbusiness.png)
Manifesting my beloved Archduchess to ascend into reality, do picrel to a few choice moids, and then fly us off into the sunset. Who's coming with?
No. 270499
File: 1655350257985.png (1.97 MB, 1000x1500, laughitoff.png)
Samefag, but I also really want to greet her with an abrazo. Except she'd have no concept of her own strength so the handshake would be near crushing and she'd use her flail chain to wrap around both of us instead of doing the back-pat.
No. 270500
My husband is so cute
(Which husband? any of them, they're all cute in their own way)
>>270498>>270499Anon your wife is so fucking cool. How do I get into her source material?
No. 270501
File: 1655351206953.png (297.61 KB, 400x527, ironwarden.png)
>>270500Oh, she's Zariel from Dungeons and Dragons! I'm not exactly sure how people get into D&D nowadays but I read a bunch of 3rd edition sourcebooks back in high school because my friend got me into playing (and the archdevils are pretty hot, here's a cute paranoid shut-in who rules the realm underneath Zariel's.)
It's a game you can play with a group, but lots of people watch streams of campaigns these days instead of playing themselves, I think? There's nothing wrong with just enjoying the characters by yourself though. I often do because the fanbase used to be gatekeepery and misogynistic and that's only improved in the last decade at most. Have fun getting into the game!
No. 270507
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>>270443I can't blame you, sugi is a snack
and they look amazing together too…. No. 270508
File: 1655355309694.jpg (133.12 KB, 917x1386, IMG_20220419_205152.jpg)
>>270443And a gift for you sugi anon I've been meaning to share it here! I used to have the art you posted as my wallpaper too he looks so sexy there!
No. 270512
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>>270507>>270508Holy fuuuck anon, thank you so much! What a blessing, they both are so hot. A ship hasn't made me this horny in years.
also I just noticed that this meme kinda looks like Ogata with his fake eye lol No. 270602
File: 1655407180359.jpg (224.36 KB, 714x664, 1655407081682.jpg)
I would wear this
No. 270614
File: 1655414951443.jpg (121.1 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_c30fbf1303d7a74b21ef8d9…)
ff nonnies you should have told me about the sexy bald man earlier…
No. 270618
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Warning for big 'tismo ahead:
>Would this Golden Kamuy character eat pussy?
Sugimoto: Yes he's a good boy
Ogata: Most likely not sadly
Shiraishi: Yes badly
Tanigaki: Yes devotedly
Kiroranke: Yes
Ushiyama: Yes but for himself, not for you
Tsurumi: Yes His wife's only. Everyone else is a no
Koito: No gay
Tsukishima: Yes he's obedient and loyal
Nikaido: No
Usami: Yes but only to get a reaction or with other ulterior motive, he doesn't care about you or anyone else aside from Tsurumi
Yuusaku: Yes but he would be very embarrassed cause he's a virgin and you gotta guide him through it. Eager to learn
Kikuta: Yes and he's very good at it
Hijikata: Yes when younger ffs
Kirawus: Yes
Boutarou: Yes he can go for a while, no need to breath
Kentarou: Most likely yes
Wilk: Maybe, most likely yes
Vasily: Maybe, most likely not
I'd love to see everyone's headcanons like that for other series lmao I can't be this stupid alone
No. 270622
File: 1655427876692.jpg (11.62 KB, 194x260, 484383292.jpg)
>>270618no one wanted this but you'll have to read it anyway
Scout: Claims he can and will but never has
Soldier: Would do it eagerly but is oddly naïve so the results vary
Pyro: Uh
Demoman: Is piss drunk most of the time so probably can't. If (at all) sober, yes
Heavy: No, only no-nonsense missionary
Engineer: Seems like a classic romantic but might try if you ask
Medic: Scary. Can't tell if he'd be a freak or try and give you a pap smear instead
Sniper: No. Shits himself socially around women so no chance
Spy: Definitely. Eats out Scout's mom every Saturday
this is assuming they're all into woman or whatever
No. 270625
>>270501Ahh thank you! Nonna please, I beg you, teach me how to get into tabletop roleplaying. Even if it's just the lore, I don't care. I have no friends to play this stuff with but I've always been into fantasy stuff and wanna get into D&D.
Do you think you could make a thread for tabletop gaming on /m/?
No. 270627
File: 1655431986536.png (527.94 KB, 876x414, 1611200395476.png)
>>270622>Medic: Scary. Can't tell if he'd be a freak or try and give you a pap smear insteadwelp now I'm horny
No. 270629
File: 1655432335469.jpg (190.92 KB, 903x1200, damnthoseeyes.jpg)
>>270625Sure! It might take a few hours to get the thread up
totally not because I haven't done it before not at all, but I can make a thread to sperg about TTRPGs.
Getting into a tabletop game's lore is as easy as reading wiki pages or game sourcebooks. There's usually way too much info so there's no pressure to learn all of it. D&D itself has been around for over 50 years and has countless people adding to its lore, most of it is a mess. Okay any more sperging is going in the thread, back to hornyposting.
Graz'zt would eat pussy for literal hours, but the risks are not worth it.
No. 270631
File: 1655434461355.jpg (157.8 KB, 1019x792, j6zcdq6nwj061.jpg)
I hate this image and the things it makes me feel.
No. 270632
File: 1655434719934.jpg (418.71 KB, 945x2048, 1648220190591.jpg)
My 2D brainrot is so strong I can't date 3D men. I tried but I can't, fantasies about the "real" guy who likes me don't make me half as wet as fantasies about Reiner Braun. I think I will remain a perma virgin, I will devote my virginity and my mind to Reiner Braun. I crave physical affection and being hugged by a 3D man feels nice, but when I think about kissing his 3D face or touching his 3D dick, I shiver with disgust, because it's not REINER'S face and REINER'S dick. This is a part of me that no one in the "real" world knows, I wouldn't even tell about it to my therapist, I know she wouldn't understand and she wouldn't know how to help me. At this point I don't even believe I should be helped. I'm right in my judgment of how shitty and unappealing and borig 3D pigs are, and how gorgeous and compelling someone like Reiner is. I know that physically we're irreversibly separated and my loneliness is eternal. But my love is true. What even is this reality though? There's so many scientific proofs we live in a fucking simulation, the things in my head can be just as "real" as this simulation. We're all embeded in a dream-like state. If Reiner is real in my mind and my feelings for him feel real, he is real, and I don't need anyone else.
No. 270638
File: 1655437511745.jpg (27.81 KB, 600x646, 4202416fb7475d20a6aaa93368825c…)
>>270622>no one wanted thisWrong, this is exactly what I wanted
No. 270640
File: 1655439424461.jpg (136.86 KB, 1200x1200, B6cPZpcIUAAjzjE.jpg)
>>270632I've completely given up on real men. I'd rather grow old as a husbandofag virgin than get with a moid who will only disappoint me. Dating was a total waste of my 20s and I should've done this sooner. Maybe in an alternate plane of existence my husbando is holding out for me too.
No. 270646
File: 1655446454546.jpg (103.42 KB, 848x1182, 6bf46ae4d768821a4532ad52c8cecd…)
Happy birthday to best GILF! I'd even be wiling to make him a biological DILF and raise a bunch of our cablasian autist spawn (because he's so old his baby batter is probably seriously spoiled but I do not even care)
No. 270647
File: 1655448234334.gif (1.14 MB, 540x405, tumblr_22fca69a80ed5ded59877fd…)
watching cowboy bebop after taking edibles on an empty stomach was a mistake because instead of wanting to fuck spike like a normal person i am now lusting after a bald cyborg beefcake who makes dubious stirfries. i bet he eats pussy like an absolute champ too
No. 270658
>>270618I actually wrote out a couple paragraphs when I was at peak horny time of giving Crow (>>266837
) a blowjob in a storage room, but then he tries to be cool and give me some back but he's just staring for a minute because he realizes he actually has no idea what to do, so I have to point out where the clit is…
No. 270681
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>>270614this game is full of hotties don't even know where to begin
No. 270716
File: 1655491223949.png (2.15 MB, 1413x2000, __gouda_ryuuji_ryuu_ga_gotoku_…)
if i (148cm) met him (195cm according to the official wiki) it would probably not be easy for me to look at his face. i would be staring at his dobonhonkeros and he would be like "oi, my eyes are up here" and i would be like "that's as high as i can look up, sorry"
No. 270719
File: 1655493098470.png (283.04 KB, 236x640, impossiblereach.png)
>tfw i will never feel her crushing metal embrace
No. 270720
File: 1655493176204.png (137.59 KB, 475x631, jiii.png)
>>270719samefag nonas i just love her so much
No. 270722
>>270716Kek
nonnie that's perfect
>>270718Based
No. 270748
>>270637thanks for making the thread!
>>270631this is exactly how I think about my husbando's smell
sniiiiiiff No. 270750
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>>270741Ellis fromm Left4Dead
No. 270767
>>268518Dead husbando by far
Canon love interest doesn’t bother me really as long as I like the pairing and the character. I want my husbando to be happy.
No. 270772
File: 1655516977073.jpg (105.46 KB, 485x375, 1516417308298.jpg)
>>270632Honestly same nonna. Sure there are some 3D moids I might find attractive but there is no way I'll be with one despite me being unsocial, insecured, unattractive and boring. There's barely to no guys out there with the same or similar qualities as 2D/fictional men by looks, personality, empathy, etc. It's like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey I at least I don't have to deal with being cheated on, abused, gaslighted or all the other drama bs that some people in relationships have gone through.
No. 270797
>>270622Scout: One pump chump but has stamina for days and virtually no refractory period. Sucks at eating pussy and has the stroke game of a broken shopping trolley.
Soldier: Eager to eat pussy . Only has one thrusting speed, hard and fast. Won't shut up through the whole act and falls asleep after one round.
Pyro: The most you'll get is Pyro using toys on you. And by toys I mean the handle of an axe or some other fucked up object Pyro -thinks- is a sex toy.
Demoman: A solid lay if you can catch him sober. Whiskey dick otherwise, but he has a hurricane tongue that eats tits, pussy and ass like a ravenous sea monster. Will probably rest is scrumpy on your back if he's hitting it from behind.
Heavy: Cunt-stretching, cervix-pounding no-nonsense missionary at a literally painfully slow pace. So vanilla he'd probably consider anything other than missionary deviant.
Engineer: Sweet and gentle, if not formulaic sex. One or two rounds because he's not a young man anymore. Might spice things up with a new invention or two if he's feeling adventurous.
Medic: Weird and vaguely fetishy. Tries to kill two birds with one stone by blending experiments with sex. I can't see him lying down. Either you fuck him in a chair or he has you bent over an operating table.
Sniper: Probably doesn't have a nudity taboo but for some reason is somewhat bashful when it comes to fucking. Opens up once he gets comfortable, and maybe gets a little primal too. Too polite to ask for freaky stuff outright, but wouldn't object if you spring it on him. He'd let you lead.
Spy: Below-average endowment but you won't even notice after he's done with you. He'll leave you sweating and in love, all without being vulgar or brutal. Reigning Pussy Eating Champion 30 years running.
No. 270818
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>>270797I'm down bad for medic…
No. 270820
>>268483I LOVE HIM, I'M NOT ALONE!!
ILYSM NONITA
No. 270825
>>270818kek me and my husbandos
>>270820NTA but… Maybe I need to rewatch that movie
No. 270830
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any old men appreciators out there?
No. 270835
>>270830kek
nonnyyes, but this is the 2D thread. even though it says "fictional 3d and 2d crushes" in the OP, there's been a lot of complaints about allowing live action characters,, and this guy isn't even playing a character to begin with, so he doesn't belong here at all. please post him in the unconventional male attractions thread. you still have time to delete your post
nonny No. 270854
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Late for the Snape train, my month was busy keks.
In the books Snape is in his early 30' which is far younger than portrayed in the movie. Would have been great to see Snape getting older though because for some reasons, I think he would have turn like a super classy Rick Sanchez.
His students are incredibly loyal to him, when other heads of houses don't have this kind of connexion with their own students:
Mc Gonagall is very cold (Harry doesn't even trust her completely), Flitwick can't be taken seriously and is too lax, Sprout always appears neglected and obsessed by her plants.
Snape has so much depth, I can totally see him taking care of his students A LOT and always be in the common Slytherin room (when McGonagall barely showed up in Gryffindor). Helping with studies and personnal matters, being so supportive.
And this is super cute.
No. 270856
>>270854lol i saw this on the homepage of most recent posts and immediately knew who the character was. its bittersweet bc i actually loved him when i was a teenager. he does have a lot of depth and i still think hes
hot but as ive gotten older ive realized that hes a vindictive scrote with anger issues, and autistically obsessed with a female schoolmate a la elliot rodgers. it was very sad bc of how in love my teenage self was with him. hes objectively a terrible person but hes still fine
No. 270862
>>270854He looks so hot in that pic
>In the books Snape is in his early 30'hot
>which is far younger than portrayed in the movie.still hot in the movie
>Would have been great to see Snape getting older though because for some reasons, I think he would have turn like a super classy Rick Sanchez.sounds hot
No. 270881
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>>270797my need for funny video game character cock is becoming concerning
No. 270895
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I want to fuck him so badly it's insane I can't help I'm cringe but I'm free
No. 270896
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>>270895and his cringe ass twin too
No. 270902
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>>270716like if you cried
thank you openai
No. 270910
>>270886That's more or less what I was thinking when I read that post.
I hate it when someone calls random characters "incels" when they have never shown hatred towards women due to a lack of sex (which is what makes a scrote an incel).
Especially if they're being compared to real-life incel mass shooters, what the fuck?
No. 270916
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Wanna make him my househubby
No. 270921
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>>269751>>269752>>269755Anyone got access to his nsfw audios?
No. 270923
>>270902Holy shit this AI is too good
How do I get my own AI-generated green text?
No. 270930
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majimafags are crazy!!
No. 270933
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Gore on /g/, be careful while scrolling.
No. 270937
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I had a moment of weakness and bought two figures even tho I said I was done buying them. Pray for me nonnas.
Also gore still here. Careful when scrolling
No. 270959
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Late to the party but this is my square, I really, really, REALLY love Dracula nonnies.
Honorable mentions: Lady Oscar, Sephiroth, Tomoe (Kamisama Kiss) and Klaus Goldstein (Wizardess Heart)
No. 271004
>>270949Ayrt. Suddenly I don't feel so bad blowing $400 on a fig.
>>270957He doesn't have a lot of them so whenever I stumble across them I get an intense need to immediately buy them because I may never see them again.
No. 271031
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hrgggg…h.h.nhhggg
No. 271032
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lord have mercy…..
No. 271041
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>>271032Oh wow there are two of us Nikkari fans here now? I'm sending you a virtual high-five, nona!
No. 271050
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male wife male wife male wife
No. 271054
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>>271052i just prefer to call him that
No. 271064
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I want Noi to beat the piss out of me (respectfully) then heal me with her breath ♥
Sorry feeling kinda unhinged today
love the fight scene between her and Nikaido where she was like "I don't like getting too rough on women" and still compliments her while in the middle of fighting kek
No. 271076
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>>271064oh god
nonnie same! I loved that scene too and the fact that she was complimenting Nikaido on her fighting while spitting out blood kek. Noi is seriously somehow the cutest and most badass woman. She's like…. muscle moe… I love her so much!! Tbh I want Shin and Noi to both take turns
teasing me I've never wanted a threesome so bad before in my life fuckkkk
No. 271083
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>>271076Never forget when she put the heels on and falls over immediately after. What a silly goofball
who murders people No. 271099
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>>271041and MY perfectly hot and sensitive malewife who rightfully beat some sense into yours
No. 271118
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>>271099my male wife literally did nothing wrong tho
the only thing he did wrong was not eating cuckren when he had the chance No. 271201
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The pain of knowing that you will never eat eggs benedict for breakfast, lovingly made by your househusbando just the way you love it
No. 271211
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>>271054>>271118>>271050One of the few men who could literally do no wrong.
No. 271287
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>>271284There is something about manipulating lips and mouths with your hands and fingers and looking at teeth and tongues that makes me feral. Oral fixation. I want my husbandos to have to line up for Dental Inspection Day and let me play with their mouths.
No. 271299
late again but
>>270383Always. always
>>270622I lost it at zhe pap schmear goddamnit anon kek these are great I need moar maybe I have to write my own later
>>270512I wholeheartedly agree with this post+ that spoiler lmao
tfw youve had too much otter stew and are surrounded by hot naked men No. 271302
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>>271299If you read Golden Kamuy and didn't contract at least a tiny bit of Ogata brainrot, did you even read Golden Kamuy?
No. 271306
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>>271099Excuse me? I won't allow your husbando to randomly beat up my husbando. You need to control your man. They aren't even from the same world.
No. 271320
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I NEED TO RIDE HIM
No. 271321
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>>271302probably hard to avoid if youre interested in those themes. hrrrggghh I want to
slap the shit out of him and shake him and cover him under a hundred warm blankets No. 271329
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>>270618anon, i once wrote a doc like this for
every single npc in the souls trilogy but its way too long to post. it was a lot of fun though
No. 271363
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>>271211Yes fellow reiner sister
>>271226indeed. I love bert too tho. I wish he had survived instead of armong, we were robbed of post-time skip bert
No. 271383
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I have sinned. You know he's a tall blonde voiced by the same guy who voiced Reiner in english dub so I have a thing for big strong blondes with very deep voices I guess. Also, he's 3 meters (10') tall. Imagine his huge feet
No. 271385
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I'm sorry
i think it's his voice. was watching that boba fett show and he came out of nowhere and said idk some bullshit and it was over for me
No. 271444
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>>266739Late as fuck but this reminds me of the Connor obsession I had in 2019/2020. I was too embarrassed about it back then to really indulge, but this thread has been tempting me to make art for him even though the fandom’s mostly dead. I still like him and haven’t fallen for another character yet.
why aren’t cute robot boys more popular smh No. 271478
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Late to the party.. but here's my chart!
No. 271511
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>>271478ily varre anon. amazing picks all around
No. 271639
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Hes so yummy
No. 271646
>>271363They were my OTP. Fuck Armong and his fakeboi face and attitude.
>>271383Doflamingo would unironically fuck his brother.
No. 271662
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>>271646>Doflamingo would unironically fuck his brothersounds hot
No. 271690
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>>271683Kars is a humanoid creature I’m talking about characters that look like this
No. 271692
>>271688Idk, Kars is not my husbando. Though I guess it would be nice to
be fucked with his pillar cockAnd tbf that other nona was probably talking about Shadow the Hedgehog kek
No. 271707
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>>271672I usually dislike furries because of degenerate moids wanting to fuck everything and their cringiness but…
I think some male anthros are kinda neat mostly ones with hair. No. 271747
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>>271672If your husbando doesn't have fur and a tail you're missing out. (I'm not a furry tho).
No. 271805
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>>271747Based fellow Gogeta Enjoyer
No. 271809
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>>271747Those are not furries any more than kemonomimi are furries, you're fine.
No. 271829
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>>271805It's weird to me that I never see gogeta or vegito husbandofags anywhere but here. I'm clearly hanging out in the wrong spaces.
>tfw no fellow gogeta enjoyer to sperg about him with No. 271846
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Gentle giants are my fav husbando class
No. 271860
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>>265025Sorry again, I ran out of social energy and then I couldn't find your last reply.
His hair gets better as the movies go along, but sometimes I think it's too curly. It's always described as limp and hanging like curtains…what make them see it as slightly curly? They're out here doing my man dirty.
I agree completely, all the marauders are absolute turds, Lupin is just the shiniest turd.
Ah, you saying I captured his personality is quite the compliment! I spend a lot fo time thinking through what he'd do in certain scenarios and running through different what ifs. I read so many incredible fanfics I always worry my portrayal or idea of him is incorrect. I want to understand him, to know him as well as the back of my hand, yet he can be a tough man to wrangle.
Oh, hehehe there are some fanfics with this concept! Don't feel weird at all. There is an E rated one called "Protect your Secrets, Loose Your Mind" on AO3. It's quite dark but explores fem!Harry/Snape a bit. I hope you don't judge me for reading dark fics. Happiness makes me uncomfortable, I don't know how to read fluff and not want to die.
I think that's so nice, to want to become one with him. It's something I've thought about briefly. I would never want him in my mind unless there was a purpose. I find it so nice and wholesome you want to be one with him and connect on such a deep, profound level.
I think he's not a virgin imo. I feel like he paid someone and got it over with. I imagine he views sex as either a tool or a weakness (I'm very similar) He seems like a man who allows himself no comforts, no wasted energy so I think he'd be very goal focused. I do think he wouldn't want to be a virgin and he'd try to get 'rid' of it.
How do you imagine your relationship going? What would the dynamic be like?
(This picture of him makes me feel a lot of complicated things)
No. 271864
Holy shit I finally dreamed about my husbando being real!!
it was very weird, I visited my grandma but it was also a school and he was one of my schoolmates. I saw him outside with the rest of his club (he's not actually a student or part of any club in canon). He was still wearing his normal clothes which made him stand out. I'm not sure what they were doing but I tried to impress him and I could feel him not giving a shit about me kek. But then I really wished to talk to him, and I guess this was a semi-lucid moment because shortly after he said he's not interested in me, he and I were dancing together all of a sudden. We were probably practicing for some show where we ended up being partners, which I was so thankful for.
It was so random and stupid but it also made me very happy. I had never even thought about dancing with him until today.
>>265025>I have a trick for creating scenarios and interactions with my husbandos: I rewatch/reread their scenes many times, paying attention to their mannerisms and way they speak. I even act along sometimes. With enough repetition I can "extrapolate" how they would behave and what they would say in different situations, and in the end their responses become "automatic".Yesss I do this too! It already feels like I spend too much time doing this to be honest. Does this help you dream about them more often, too?
>I have difficulties imagining voices, so I have few "model sentences" for everyone, which I can easily remember, and I think of them and remember their voices again.Have you thought about making voice clip compilations in audio format and copying them to your phone to listen all the time?
No. 271964
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He is a pyromaniac arsonist. He dropped out of high school. He is a furry. He has a crush on his own aunt. He pisses in bottles and keeps a collection of his piss bottles. He jacks off in his car. He is white and trashy and incredibly dumb! What a sex-machine! I need him!
No. 271975
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I feel justified in being a full time husbandofag at this point. At least they won't rape/beat/molest/murder me or get me pregnant with a baby I can't abort legally. Real moids don't deserve even the time of day from a woman.
No. 271979
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>>271975>I feel justified in being a full time husbandofag at this point.You didn't feel justified before?
No. 271982
>>271977I actually never played the game, it was just sitting in my meme and image macro folder.
>>271979For a moment I kinda doubted myself but not anymore, this is truly the only way now. I don't even want a man to look in my direction anymore.
No. 272033
>>271975I so agree. Husbandos are perfection.
Real men are endless disappointment at best.
No. 272082
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>>271992I kinda had the same experience as well. I always felt I wasn't much to look at and always tried to make myself the way other ppl would consider attractive, but now that I have a husbando I no longer care what ppl think of my appearance. I only make myself up if I think my husbando would like to see me dress up sometimes or if it's his or my birthday or some other occasion.
But I'll definitely try to look good for our wedding.
Side note: whenever I try to find cases of women marrying husbandos I only get results of men marrying waifus. Not cool. I wanna see my fellow husbandofags living their best life.
No. 272126
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No one cares about this game or series anymore but I still love Syo so much!!! at first I was a super fujo for him and natsuki in the anime but after playing the game I fell in love! He's just a sweet loveable manlet also probably the reason I love other manlets (problematic I know I'm sorry nonnies) I still play shining live everyday just so I can talk to him and hear him say good morning before work. I also always fantasized about bullying him for his height and putting everything out of reach for short people so I can see him struggle. I love him so much!!
No. 272130
>>271964nonnie, please sharky brings up such complicated feelings in me. he's such a typically disgusting moid, but i can't help but like him too. i like how jealous he gets with other hands for hire if he doesn't like him.
tl;dr i can fix him
No. 272177
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>>272169Ayrt, her name is Yuko and she paid for a hotel venue for her wedding to a character from Durarara! early this year. Apparently it went viral but I'd never heard of it til now.
No. 272212
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Fuck nonas, it finally happened. I actually memed myself into catching feelings for a goddamn fictional character. Do I just die now or what?
No. 272219
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>>272212Just roll with it. It's not like a fictional character can waste your time and effort like real ppl unless you choose to dedicate yourself to that.
No. 272228
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>>271860Oh I'm sorry, what a pea brain I was, should have linked my post! Here's the second part if you like to read it, you asked about my other husbandos hehe.
>>265028 And don't worry about replying to me, just do it when/if you like! Last couple of weeks have been difficult, so I haven't written anything here either. I still check this thread every day because it's my favourite and I love seeing everyone's posts.
>Lupin is just the shiniest turd. Kek my sides!
>I spend a lot fo time thinking through what he'd do in certain scenarios and running through different what ifs. I read so many incredible fanfics I always worry my portrayal or idea of him is incorrect. I want to understand him, to know him as well as the back of my hand, yet he can be a tough man to wrangle.Same, most scenes with him are quite straigthforward, but some I have different versions of, and try to decide the best one. I also wish to know him as well as I can, and I'd like to say I have managed that quite well? At least I have a strong feeling about that in my heart.
About fanfics: I don't read them at all, because I'm very particular about my Snapes and I'm afraid there would be a strange shipping or his personality or character would be written wrong. I most likely miss out a lot, maybe someday I'll gather courage to read some. And about reading dark fics, I think there's nothing wrong with that, stories are a good way to explore or deal with difficult things, I find that if something difficult happens to me in real life, I add something similar to my stories, and deal with it there as well, even if that will never become "canon" in my story.
>I imagine he views sex as either a tool or a weakness (I'm very similar) He seems like a man who allows himself no comforts, no wasted energy so I think he'd be very goal focused.I agree somewhat, I think he would see sex and maybe even love as a weakness, at least to some extend, (sorry now I'll discuss the unpleasant part) but he did treasure his love for Lily all those years, and I think if they had became a couple the relationship would be physical as well. But him being very goal focused I completely agree on, and I think that it helped him put this stuff out of his mind.
>How do you imagine your relationship going? What would the dynamic be like?Let's see if I can explain this correctly kek. Well we would be somewhat equal but he would be the boss in the relationship. Because the teacher/student thing is my elixir of life, there is lot of that thing as well, both in serious, sexual and playful fashion. I think he would take a mentor like role, he would teach me about potions and magic many things other students wouldn't learn at Hogwarts, and I think he would be somewhat protective of me, but would still trust me to handle things on my own and would give me responsibilities that would take a lot of courage from me to do. I am more talkative and show my emotions, and he is quite the opposite, but he will be more open as the relationship progresses, and he teaches me to control my emotions better. I like to think he is very caring in his own way.
Our relationship would start from the Yule ball, but it would not be sexual at first (kisses don't count hehe), but that will definitely happen immediately when my character is appropriate age. (I must say the wait is difficult!) My story is a lame "yay everyone lives!", so Snape survives Nagini's bite and we get married after Hogwarts hehe. I can write more about that later, this post is getting pretty long already.
About sexy stuff, as I mentioned before he takes the lead, and the "kinky scale" is about medium I think?
>>271864>Does this help you dream about them more often, too?Sadly no, my husbandos visit my dreams very rarely and when they do, their reactions towards me are indifferent or negative, or I can only see them from afar. I have only had couple of nice interactions with them, but I don't mind too much, they are always gorgeous in my dreams. If I ever have a good husbando dream I'll be sure to report here first moment! Voice clip compilation is a good idea, I might just do one of my favourite sentences! Also congrats of your husbando dream!!
>>272212>Do I just die now or what?You embrace your new life with your husbando and enjoy the ride! Can you tell us who he is?
No. 272238
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post your husbandos as kids
No. 272259
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>>272231that's what happened to me with
engineer No. 272349
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>>272238It just so happens my current one has a childhood segment in his game
No. 272402
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the brawny guy makes me horny and I can't even see his face
No. 272419
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>>272229Oh yes the pain is real! In the latest husbando dream I saw I was in some kind of danger or trouble. Spock was there and I tried to ask him for help, and I was desperate, nearly shouting and pulling his jacket to get attention but he just talked over me and acted like I didn't exist at all.
>>272238Here are all "official" pictures I could find, from left to right: Spock, Bruno, Snape, Doc Ock and Smoothie.
I must recommend the comic Doctor Octopus: Year one if any of you like western comics. In my opinion the story is 5/5 and it gives a great insight to how Octavius became who he is today.
>>272264Aw such a cute pic, love his expression!
No. 272433
>>272430Ask the Testament nonas, kek.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
No. 272448
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>>272430Disbelief. Anger. Depression.
No. 272496
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>>272419Wow, only a couple of my husbandos have official kid versions. How lucky, to know what most of your husbands' childhood was like,
nonny.
>Spock was there and I tried to ask him for help, and I was desperate, nearly shouting and pulling his jacket to get attention but he just talked over me and acted like I didn't exist at all.Oh man, that sounds awful. But at least he appeared in your dream. I wouldn't mind if that happened to me either, lol. Has lucid dreaming worked for you?
>Aw such a cute pic, love his expression!Yes, it is, isn't it? I chose that one because seeing him as a kid all sad, ashamed and afraid breaks my heart, so I'd much rather see him smile. I can't watch those flashback scenes without getting sad. He had such a shitty childhood, I wanna give him a hug, ugh
>tfw I'll never cheer him upWHY LIVE
No. 272497
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>>272238It was so much fun to go through their cute pictures, but it also made me realize how many of them had rough childhoods.
No. 272501
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>>272498Jason Voorhees!
>>272500He was so so precious as a kid, the poor thing. Always being put in the punishment hole.
No. 272520
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>>272496>But at least he appeared in your dream. I wouldn't mind if that happened to me either, lol. Has lucid dreaming worked for you?Yes even though the situation was unpleasant he was very handsome! He was wearing his captain uniform, pic related. Once Frollo was in my dream, I was only a spectator in that dream but he looked divine, there was a beautiful stained glass window behind him, there were light from torches or candles and coloured light from that window, and his black robes looked extra flowing hehe! I haven't tried lucid dreaming, maybe that's something I should find out more about. Sadly my dreams are unpleasant or even nightmares almost every night (no idea why, but my dad has the same problem, maybe it's hereditary?), maybe lucid dreaming could help that as well.
>to know what most of your husbands' childhood was likeI glad about that, even though most if not all my husbandos had difficult childhood as well. I want to know as much information of them as possible. There are no official pictures of Frollo as a child, but I know from the original book that his parents died when he was quite young and he had to take care of his little brother Jehan. Gunnar Maelstrom's childhood is a complete mystery to me.
>tfw I'll never cheer him upI know your pain, what I wouldn't give to hug my husbandos tightly!
Is that Cedric's mother in the gif, they have a resemblance hehe!
No. 272521
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>>272520Ok one more picture, this is from the original series with him wearing the undershirt. I can't take it, he's too hot!
No. 272832
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me to my husbando
No. 272850
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>>272834I'm in the same boat (self-insert oc x rarer husbando fanfic, right on the cusp of getting smutty) except it hasn't been updated in 3 months and now I'm scared
No. 272858
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I had an erotic dream about Damon. I watched Vampire Diaries years ago but I talked about it today with my coworker and that’s why he got in my mind. I was so frustrated when I woke up urgh
No. 272865
>>272854nta but this happened to me years ago and i'm STILL distraught. all i have left are my memories of it……
>>272850save it while you can girl
No. 272868
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he's so pathetic it's almost hot
No. 272884
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Each time I see a picture of Jolyne I'm taken by how pretty, cool and sexy she is. My girlfriendo. She deserved better.
No. 272889
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I'm leaving a picture of Snape-Husbando bc it's been a while.
No. 272913
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>>272889>>272891Excellent taste nonas! Also saved your picture.
>>272906NTA but another long-time snapewife: he is extremely hot in the movies but even hotter in the books: he is just full of intelligence, charisma and authority, and the way he behaves it's both sophisticated and intimidating at the same time, and at least for me that made me fall in love with him. Also he is handsome, I love dark hair and big noses hehe.
>>272892Thank you, have a fun day with your husbando(s) as well!
No. 272915
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Proposing this as our next thread pic.
No. 272944
>>272935Yeah that's too harsh, the op pic was drawn by farmers with love.
Btw it cheers me up how a nona drew a car as her husbando kek
No. 273055
>>273005Well, I think the main criteria for a character to become one's husbando is that you love them, more and in a different way than other characters. So if someone loves any of the marauders like that I think for that person he would be a good husbando.
One of my husbandos (Smoothie) is a mystery to me regarding his sexual orientation. He has an unhealthy obsession with the male main character of the show, and I think he is attracted to the same sex, but he also somewhat flirts (?) with a female character, so I have no idea kek. I still love him and have imagined us together, even if it might be for some other motivation for him, so I consider him my husbando.
I liked the marauders at first (in a non-husbando way of course hehe), but when I read the fifth book and learned what they did to Snape my appreciation fell to negative numbers!
No. 273066
>>273059Kek luckily this thread is named Retarded husbandoposting!
No but seriously, I'm only speaking for myself, I'm not the husbando-police so I don't mind who others husbando or ship together. Sometimes I do think I make even fun things like having a husbando a bit difficult for myself with my personal rules but what can you do.
>>273062>you get over it and stop giving a fuck eventuallyI think my hornyness is alredy winning hehe
No. 273084
>>273066I get so happy when I find out that one of my husbandos is confirmed straight (bc that makes it easier to fantasize about him liking me) that I guess I got used to it. But I have actually had a canon gay husbando from a BL before without any problem, so maybe it depends on the circumstances in which you fall in love with them.
Your post might be more fitting for the "How to devote yourself to your husbando" thread so if you want more "autistic" in-depth discussion about this topic you can go there too. Actually, I think there had already been some posts about "incompatible sexuality" in there?
>I think my hornyness is alredy winning hehesame here, knowing that there are other yumes with the same husbando helps too (because you know you're not alone and that you're not silly for being into him)
>>273067Yes, exactly. I was going to make the same comparison
No. 273140
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>elliot feeling you up and whispering sweet nothings in your ear
>the window in his cozy house is cracked so you can feel the cool beach air on your skin
No. 273153
>>273150In that case you'd have no choice but self-insert as a guy, not self-insert and only enjoy your husbando in gay ships, or change his sexuality altogether in your imagination, like some sort of AU.
>same thing if he had a canon love interest or diedDue to sexuality being a part of one's personality, and potential accusations of homophobia online, I actually think it's easier to ignore or write out a love interest or a death. In the case of the love interest, you can either pretend that they didn't become a couple, or that they broke up/divorced and he moved on, or even imagine yourself in her place. If he's dead, you can imagine an AU where he isn't. Now, if he was gay, had a male canon love interest and was dead, that'd be more complicated kek
>even though the characters aren't real i'd still feel bad kek)I felt bad too for a little while but then I realized that the authors themselves don't care and the game he comes from is literally made to appeal to women, kek. It's not meant to be pro-LGBT, it's just female gaze porn which is already bad according to Twitterfags because it "fetishizes gay men". So in that case, you don't have to feel guilty about it, but of course, you can't say that "out loud".
No. 273172
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>>272238he needs lots of forehead kisses
No. 273347
>>273338Yeah, I love toony cartoon guys.
>>269205Post yours nonna, I bet they are cuties.
No. 273365
>>273356I'm
>>273359 just wanna add that scrotes don't even understand the term which is hilarious, and I hate that women are made fun of for it because everything that is associated with Tumblr is automatically bad according to many. Same as
>>273360 I've seen people think it's an insult when their favorite characters are on there, but I'm glad that my husbandos are there too, and think it's cool that there's a whole wiki for that kind of thing and that it's being acknowledged more. It's the kind of fandom autism that I find the most fun.
>>273361Yes, other people might use the term in a derogatory way but on the wiki and some other places it's used in a neutral way. It's not necessarily negative.
Rather than describing a specific physical appearance (top hat, suit, bowtie, pale, thin, cartoony) the term has evolved a bit to describe a certain kind of attraction to characters that outsiders think are unexpected or cringe but have become massively popular nonetheless, exactly like with the Onceler or Bill Cipher or Sans, although sexymen still follow a certain style design-wise most of the time. Usually they weren't designed to be attractive, their sex appeal is purely coincidental as the result of a certain combination of traits. It's hard to explain and I'm sure the girls at the Sexyman Wiki agree, but it's definitely a thing as you can see. Check the Tropes section on the wiki, that might help.
>>273363Exactly, males just don't understand. It's kind of a shame that so many of those fangirls nowadays think they're not women though.
I still haven't watched this video so thanks for the reminder.
No. 273383
>>273382>It's a 'stop posting on the dumbass shit thread about how you wanna fuck anime guys' containment thread.And that
nonny wants to talk about how much she wants to fuck her cartoon guys. Your point?
No. 273451
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Thinking about sex today…
No. 273494
>>273476I don't think they ban gacha game characters by default, just those that depend on anime waifubait to sell, like FGO or Genshin Impact, because those characters are conventionally attractive. That's why a bunch of Cookie Run characters are on there, and not Kaeya from Genshin, for example.
OT but they're pretty based for banning all female characters that gain their popularity through porn parodies like Ankha.
No. 273506
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Long haired Vergil > Dante
No. 273513
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This may be a little dumb, but I have this little guilty pleasure where I like when people draw my husbando with brown skin, despite him being pretty pale. I'm usually pretty picky with how people draw him, he doesn't show much emotions so I don't like when artists make him weirdly expressive for example, but there's something that just gets me with the skin colour change, I don't know how to describe it. It sucks because the people who do stuff like that usually add things like pride flags, scars, so on. I just think he looks cute with a different skin tone.
No. 273516
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>>273507Despite Dante and Vergil being supposedly identical twins in the previous games, Devil May Cry 5 gives them different face models. I wonder why Capcom did not just use the same guy for both Dante and Vergil.
Maybe even V No. 273519
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>>273506DMC3 Sparda Brothers > DMC5 Sparda Brother
No. 273526
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Leon Leon Leon Leon hnng
No. 273527
>>273526I'm playing RE while ovulating.
Nonas why can't I throw him on a desk and grope his mantiddies, life is unfair.
No. 273558
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>>273519The tiddy strap has that effect ig..
No. 273578
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>>273545God that's dramatic, but that anon was not me, the original poster. I however I'm very happy to tell you that the hottie is Leon S Kennedy from the Resident Evil series. You're welcome.
>>273555FUCK YEAH. Feel free to post your fantasy ideas, anon.
No. 273618
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>tfw Capcom won't give you a Leon to trap in your horny castle
No. 273632
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>>273585Yep Douman, I think he would fit very well on the wiki (clown visuals, eye imagery, chaotic evil…) and he had a weird dedicated fanbase before he was introduced in the game, but given how much money he makes the game earn everytime he has a banner he is definitely not niche.
(does Mephisto even have fans? I totally forgot he existed)
No. 273638
>>273632You could make a post asking if this particular guy would be allowed, because honestly, despite his big fanbase, his design is very weird and for some people it's even off-putting (see the mobage thread)
There are two guys from FFXIV there, Zenos Yae Galvus and Emet Selch, maybe Douman could be added as well.
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>>273555Imagine if all the monsters just wanna use him as their personal fleshlight and Leon gets points from how good he fucks them unf
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DMM NITROPLUS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!! TOUKEN RANBU 18+ VERSION WHEN?!?!?
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>>272228Oh yes, I feel like everyone is having such a difficult time as of late. I love this thread so I do check it often, I always especially look forward to your posts!
I wish I had a strong feeling in my heart that I know him, maybe I should do a re-read of the series. For me, I see him, and his character, more as a diamond. The diamond’s appearance shifts and changes based on the setting it’s viewed in. Each way I look at Severus, he appears differently. I feel like if I just change the setting I’m viewing him in he shifts and changes. It seems overwhelming at times, how many different versions of him I can see there being. In a way though it is enjoyable, he’s my own little puzzle.
I completely agree about fanfiction, I am extremely particular about what I read. I don’t like when he’s a romantic type, or when love ‘softens’ him. I also don’t really read any self inserts either, I don’t find any of them very enjoyable. I actually have a tattoo of my favorite Snape-centric fanfic over my ribs. It was very painful, but I love it. It makes me so happy! I also have a traditional “Always” tattoo on my wrist with the book stars by it. I like the “always” quote because I feel that level of devotion towards him. I’m hoping to add to it with his birthday this year.
I do read shipping fics, mostly enemy to lovers stuff because I think at first he would hate me lol. Who I appear to be, and who I am are two very different people. Of all the characters, I’m most like Umbridge. Lots of pink and fake niceness, but I use that as a weapon. Fanfics can be incredible, the one I’m reading now just put out a great new chapter. I love her version of him! It’s called Certain Dark Things and at this point its more of a genfic than anything else.
Hm, I think you do have a point there, that that passion and devotion he feels would probably translate into the physical sense as well.
What do you think of Lily? Personally, I have always disliked her. She seems wishy-washy and not very loyal. She marries the asshole who bullied her and her best friend for years, it’s a no from me. I do wish we knew more about her, maybe if we knew more my opinion would change but I’m doubtful. She has shit taste in men and I don’t think that can be redeemed.
I think the dynamic you explain sounds super cute and wonderful! I really love teacher/student dynamics in fiction, I think they can be super cute and fun to explore! It seems like you would make a great team together.
No. 273712
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hell is where the only artist who regularly draws your unpopular husbando is a fujoshi
i am in hell
No. 273732
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When I was 14 I had a huge crush on Grimmjow. Recently I rewatched early Bleach and he's still so fucking hot, edgy and cool. He should've been Vegeta to Ichigo's Goku.
No. 273769
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I want to be dominic raab's cleaner and fuck him while he treats it like its part of my job and calls me a peasant fffffff(wrong thread)
No. 273929
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>>272520Sorry anon, I'd been trying to make this webm to post, then decided that it would be better to wait until post limit for some dumb reason
I guess so less people would witness my autism? Or out of habit?I'll reply here instead of the new thread this time, I hope you don't mind (if you even see this post).
>Once Frollo was in my dream, I was only a spectator in that dream but he looked divine, there was a beautiful stained glass window behind him, there were light from torches or candles and coloured light from that window, and his black robes looked extra flowing hehe!That does sound like a lovely and very vivid dream, wow. Imagine what you could see if you were able to control it…
>Sadly my dreams are unpleasant or even nightmares almost every night (no idea why, but my dad has the same problem, maybe it's hereditary?), maybe lucid dreaming could help that as well.You've probably already read about it but yeah, it looks like lucid dreaming does help reduce nightmares and is even used in therapy sometimes, so it'd be a good idea to try that. You need to
really dedicate yourself to it, though. I've tried it a couple of times, and even though I gave up pretty quickly (it does take effort), I became self-aware and could control my dream for a brief moment on the first night, both times. I guess it's just a matter of making the LD-inducing techniques a part of your routine. Good luck!
>I know your pain, what I wouldn't give to hug my husbandos tightly!Ughh exactly, I've been thinking about this a lot… the pain only grows stronger.
>Is that Cedric's mother in the gif, they have a resemblance hehe!Yep, exactly hehe, that's his mom and he loves her a lot
and calls her "mummy", which is irresistibly cute to meA self-insert fanfic that I read got me fantasizing about meeting his parents too, kek.