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No. 438253

Aly_sjourney, ex anorexic, ana queer, so feminist her rights have been lift by some men cause she is too WEAK (!) to do it

Previous thread:
>>>/snow/429980

Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/aly_sjourney/


>if you gaze long into mcdonalds, mcdonalds also gazes into you

>mcdonalds sued her for being more famous than ronald mcdonald
>sudoku i kill me
>i don't care about haters - i kill me brb
>psychiatrist didn't gave her meds, depression disappeared
>her ass saw so many tables thinks he's an mcnuggets
>face so hollow you can eclipse the sun with it

No. 438269

Oh, MATE. She's STILL wearing the chin highs. They haven't been washed. EVER.

No. 438270

(And thanks for the new thread, anon)

No. 438312

>>438253
Damn OP this thread description reads like our dear Recovery Queer herself wrote it. Well done kek.

No. 438315

Why did she have to go out and buy a brownie when she'd just made some Nutella pastry things?

No. 438382

>>438315
Actually she was doing pastries while breaking down-reposting, lmao… I believe that Aly has many arms as Shiva.

No. 438403

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"You wrote a comment to someone your don't like? wow I feel sorry for you, your life is sad. Here, have a comment." -Lydia Bordeau, Aly ass kisser, hypocrite extraordinaire

No. 438413

Fuck me. She's still got a white stain on the left thigh. She had that on the pic where she was lying on her bed with her flies undone. I want to vomit like Karen Carpenter on Ipecac.

No. 438415

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No. 438434

She keeps deleting posts so now shes back at 3000 again

No. 438436

>>438434
She really likes that 3000 #ocddetected

No. 438452

>>438270
>>438312
Thank you, I did my best to resemble the great Glory of our dear idiot.

No. 438456

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No. 438457

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No. 438459

>>438456
Emojis look really realistic on your phone, anon. Had to mention it. I gazed at the donuts in wonder. Speaking OF, I thought she donut care about haters.

No. 438463

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omg what a liar no one told her to close or diagnosed her with anything. she's delusional

No. 438464

girls just stop leaving her comments i know shes annoying af but she loves this attention, prolly thinks shes some kind of idol cus of the hate

No. 438474

>>438463

I think she's talking about things she claims have been said to her over the past X amount of months.

>>438464
B…but she's my idol

No. 438475

>>438463
>it is not the 'cutest breakfast bowl'
>it is not about great quotes or colorful pics

says, as she takes a bite off a cookie. Positions it on the top of a pile of wisely not-perfectly-centered-arranged cookies.
The angulation must be the same as the time before. The ritual dancing of a girl with an iPhone, hoovering here and there around those edibles.
A snap, then other two. Some inches to the left, a step behind. Other three or four, just to be sure.
With her prey in her hand, chooses a filter. Always the same. Setting up the contrast, a bit oh shadows.

Opens Google, searches the inspiring quote of the day.
"Recovery is not about great quotes" murmurs to herself "not about great quotes" - as she tries to rephrase the famous word in some infamous way.
A dash of something I've read on Tumblr, something I've took from other recovery accounts… voilà. Perfect. "It's needs PUBLICITY."
#foodblog, #recovery #bodypositive #tellmeimthin

___
I hate her.

No. 438482

>>438474
Maybe a gerbil would be much more a good example to follow.

No. 438487

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Saw this on BBC news and it made me think of her instantly. Guess she isn't the only one with no identity outside her ED.

No. 438490

>>438487
I thought that might've been a documentary on BBC so googled
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41974216/i-dont-know-how-to-live-without-my-eating-disorder
Wish it was on telly because I have capped broadband. Still, don't need to see yet more whining ex (!) anorexics.

No. 438492

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yeah no shit

No. 438496

>>438492
I wish Aly could dump some of the interest in instagram on me. I really wish I could do it but I can't be arsed. I think I don't get it really. I only use it to follow musicians and craftsy/artsy people because I like seeing what they've made. It seems too much of a ball ache to deal with unless you need it to promote something you sell.

To be as obsessed as Aly is really mind boggling to me. I've never seen an account where someone posts so much in a day. There're stacks of attention seekers with their paper cuts and the wannarexics, but Aly's got to be the most attention seeking. It's relentless.

No. 438500

Indeed, fearing there's nothing other than the ED is pretty common if you've suffered from childhood to adulthood. You spent your development years being sick.

No. 438505

>>438500
Aly was 19.

No. 438506

>>438505
Exactly, and now she's 22. And she's in an evident childhood state.
Maybe she'll start behave like an adult in 10 years.

No. 438507

>>438506
19 isn't childhood. She was at university.

No. 438512

>>438507
Have you heard about sarcasm?

No. 438515

>>438512
Have you heard about sage?

No. 438517

>>438515
Yep but noticing how you get upset by me not using it, I guess I'll act as I don't know what it is.(sage this)

No. 438519

>>438517
It doesn't bother me, just trying to warn you you could get put out to pasture if you don't sage.

No. 438522

>>438487
those collarbones tho, T R I G G E R E D

No. 438536

Sooo is her hamster still alive?
Did she even tell us its name?

No. 438543

>>438536
i think it called marill (sp)

No. 438557

>>438269
she likes the chin highs because they suck the gut she's developing in.

No. 438639

>>438512
LoL what did you say that was sarcastic in the first place?(derailing)

No. 438917

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I commented „*tripping“ and she blocked me lol fucking idiot bitch

No. 438932

>>438917
>I said nothing about anybody but my horrible feelings
Once again I can't help but wonder if she doesn't understand what you mean or is playing dumb

No. 438933

>>438487
The light on her mouth makes her look like a boar.

No. 438936

>>438639
If you explain sarcasm, it loses its means.

>>438917
I don't really understand how can't she see how she tries to play with her followers. She's so focused on herself it almost hurts.

No. 438950

That bitch is boring these days. Not even a proper break down. Guess we'll have to wait for very bad christmas pressure and relatives telling her she looks healthy 🔜
In before 3edgy5me

No. 438970

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aanndd here we go again

No. 438971

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No. 438972

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No. 438973

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anxiety about eating r making me than a lil bit nervous ;(;(;( look a much hollow face, is so hard I gotta go working even though me poor lil thing can't eat so hollow n bony not weight restored.. Ima die working

No. 438974

>>438970
>meet an ex best-friend
this should be interesting, wonder who it is. If she even updates on that.

No. 438975

>>438971
> I've been told my whole life turns around IG; really? Opening Instagram, taking a nice pic and sharing some #motivation with you helps me evading from problems
>should i be judged for considering you PRECIOUS (?)

Aside from her wonky English, I recognize she's really good in putting the things in a way that makes her always look like she's the good one and the whole world is bad.

No. 438976

I don't really understand what she's up to with punctuation marks in parenthesis.

No. 438990

>>438403
please tell me she liked chez.macdo's comment I can't see it without the app

No. 438998

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>>438990

No clue if she liked that comment, most likely deleted with the original reply. She liked this one though

No. 439011

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Aly sees women menstruating in the streets.

No. 439014

>>439011
OMGGG im deceased. someone make a fake account and call her out on this be like "im thinner than you but how can you see me menstruating? do you ask women if they have a tampon in?" i would but running out of data

No. 439017

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>>439011
A message for Aly.

No. 439031

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>>438973
What lurks behind those eyes?
Her comments on other’s profiles is spiking.

No. 439041

>>439031
That's the hot androgynous girl. Is she the only one whose account she comments on? Maybe Aly's got a girl crush. She said she's queer after all.

No. 439044

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>>439041
fuck i hate these anime fanatics. always reminds me of onion and his hentai

aly has only commented three times on this girl's profile. how can you see who she comments on unless you follow them? do you follow everyone aly follows?

No. 439045

>>439044
sorry samefag but i meant to tag >>439031 for that last paragraph

No. 439069

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droll indeed

No. 439084

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Look at this poor anorexic soldier, fighting through eating anxiety to get her 3000 cals in

No. 439095

>>439084
I thought she dyed her hair? they look the same as always

No. 439099

>>439084
Yeah, she's definitely gaining fast right now. She's pissed off that the world won't acknowledge she's suffering because she's not SEVERALLY skinny.

>We're allowed and deserved and worthy of treats and love and cares EVERY FUC*ING DAY OF OUR LIVES and at EVERY POINT IN RECOVERY ✋🏻 Not only if severally underweight, regardless of the world around 😤

No. 439100

>>439095
i think its because she just uses henna or something? what she needs is a hair cut her split ends are outrageous lol

No. 439102

>>439100
Henna's shit. I don't think you're supposed to put normal dyes over henna? When I scan read my packet dyes I'm sure it says you can't do that. She's going to have to wait 3 years and grow that disgusting nothing colour out.

No. 439104

>>439099
ikr haha how many times has she said "everyone is deserving of recovery" we get it. its time you got a job and went back to the real world

No. 439107

>>439104
Yeah, she thinks she's OWED having things bought for her and OWED attention because she used to be spoopy. Nah, you got to EARN treats. Yep, get a job and reward yourself with a treat from the money you earn and attention for being a good worker. Slacker bitch. ha.

On a better note - HER CHIN HIGHS MUST BE IN THE WASH!!!!!

No. 439148

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water you doing, duck? (see what I did there)

are you actually reporting other farmers?

what is your end goal here?

No. 439151

>>439148
Ducks sounds like she thinks she's entitled to be given everything for free too. Pft.

No. 439167

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WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

No. 439171

>>439167
it's that weird black screen again that looks like parched desert or a car tyre tread.

No. 439174

>>439167
is it gone already? i can't see it on her profile :(

No. 439175

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>>439174
She remembered she's public so stuck it in photos.

No. 439178

>>439175
hahaahahha!!!

She's so butthurt over the truth. It's hilarious how we finally see her getting affected by the "haters"

No. 439182

>>439167
Everytime she types LIKE THIS in black posts it reminds me of a /r9k/ robot rant, but with a black picture instead of a Pepe pic. All it's missing is a "REEEEEEE" at the end of the paragraph

No. 439184

she's been sitting on her account for the past 30 mins just deleting comments. bored at work so I've been making new accounts to test my theory of her not getting off Ig, commenting stuff like "shut up" and literally 3 seconds after i comment, im blocked. isn't she supposed to be meeting a friend? what is she doing loool

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>blog post style
i think they mean excessive writing on a site not meant for blogging lol and shes just posting how she normally does anyone lol

and does she anyone believe shes "with a friend"?

No. 439207

>>439205
apparently I had a stroke at the end of this post

No. 439210

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Why does she think that this face is nice enough to post? She looks so awful I kill me

No. 439212

>>439205

I no believe she with mama. She said that guy broke (can't remember his name) broke their friendshop over her ED, and now she's saying there's someone else who did the same. Nope.

What else was it she's doing, looking for a job and getting cheap seafood with Berty. So busy.

No. 439213

oh to cla-ri-fy there should be a fullstop in between i no believe. she was with mama.

No. 439214

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Ya’ll aren’t letting up today.. starting to wonder if Aly will benefit from this.. or if it if throw her further into insanity. Stay tuned folks. Only time will tell!

No. 439215

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Oh which one of you idiots tipped?

No. 439217

>>439215
Not me, but farmer in question has been tipped over the edge.

Aly's not going to know what lolcow is, or google, or maybe she does know. Don't expect Aly to come here all HIIIII GUYYYZ.

No. 439234

>>439215
Wtf? Seriously? cowtipping isnt cool jfc. Even exposing wateroffaduck. I'd be so pissed if I was duck. thankfully she wont any of read this, she'll just delete everything. She definitely wont bother to google anything

>>439210
Bc she has a massive ego & legit thinks she looks good/hot in every pic. She's obsessed with hersef

No. 439242

>>439148
Tbh I’m surprised duck is a farmer. They’re not so much a troll as a backstabber. They only kiss Aly’s ass and I don’t get the purpose, it’s not funny.

No. 439243

She deleted her post LMAOO

No. 439244

She went private.

No. 439246

>>439215
Cowtipfag, it'd be pretty cool if you could just chill and not observe Aly instead of ruining the fun for the rest of us.

No. 439248

>>439242
I don't understand it too and it's not like it'd hurt her to hear that they were faking their adoration, she'd block them without hesitation if they said something wrong to her ear.

No. 439250

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anyone have a shit ton of fake accounts following her? comment on her pic lmaooo will be funny if she thinks she can't even hide from haters by going private

also sorting.my.life.out is a literal moron. Aly mostly gets hate, "it's just one person and most people love you". Yeah. One person has made like 1000 fake accounts over the course of 3 years. oh my goddd

No. 439251

>>439242

Is it definitely confirmed duck's a farmer? A farmer said they were duck, but maybe they were trolling us?

Odd if she is a farmer like you say. If I disliked Aly I couldn't bring myself to keep posting encouraging comments to her. Why help her if you don't like her?

No. 439252

>>439242
I'm not sure if I'm getting it myself but maybe duck is just trying to be a very convincing sockpuppet

I wouldn't put so much effort into it.. who cares though.

No. 439253

>>439251
Yes it's confirmed she's a farmer. I posted on here asking her to send me a dm with a smiley face and she did

No. 439254

Hmm…oh well, STAY FANCY HAPPY (!)

No. 439257

>>439251
Sorry for samefagging but encouraging her stupid behaviour isn't actually doing her good.

That's why I don't understand why someone who hates Aly would cowtip her. Doesn't make sense to me, it's the only thing that might actually help her on the long run: The cold hard truth

No. 439260

>>439250
I just looked at this person's profile. I know why she loves Aly. She lives on coffee, chocolate and cakes too.

No. 439263

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TEMPORARY PRIVATE (!)
if this isn't proof that she enjoys all the attention from the haters, i don't know what is..

No. 439267

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>>439263
samefag but "i keep the eye upon the donut" reminds me of this

No. 439268

>>439267
Lol, a "meaningful" donut story.

No. 439270

Would it be considered cow tipping if an italian anon actually calls the police next time aly threatens to kill herself? I feel like the only thing that'll make her stop crying wolf is for the cops to actually show up at her doorstep embarassing her infront of her parents lol. "GIRLS POLICE SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR. I KILL ME. I didn't actually want to kill me. Stop calling police on me. I feel suicidal af now."

No. 439272

>>439253
For all we know you could be the same farmer pretending to be duck though kek and just created this scenario yourself

No. 439273

>>439270
I'd say no. I've been on forums where people made Sudoku threats and the police have been called.

No. 439276

>>439273
Omg can someone in italy do this? do it from a free calling app if need be. I want her to realize what her fake suicide threats can actually lead to.

No. 439280

>>439272
uh i'm not but ok. im not gaining anything from this. duck clearly doesnt speak english well and has a unique way of writing when she posts on here but go ahead and think she's not a farmer no one cares

No. 439284

>>439280
she's writing like that to make fun of aly you retard.

No. 439286

>>439031
>>439044
If she has such a crush, she can go on /soc/ and look at this girl's nudes.

No. 439288

>>439284
oh yeah that's why she writes in the exact same way when she comes on lolcow and dm's people in the same writing style. You call me a retard but just made yourself look one kek

End the infighting newfag and search the last thread. not responding to you after this

No. 439289

>>439284
You're clearly duck considering you know so much about them

>>439263
I stay happy, she says, as she reposts and screams in all capital letters

No. 439295

>>439014
Why don’t you do all this clever milk-making yourself? You’re always telling “someone “ else what to say!! Just fuc@ing day it yourself if you think it’s so funny!

No. 439297

#duckspiracy

No. 439298

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Oh the possibilities!

No. 439299

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I am deceased.

No. 439301

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Oi! This is a hater free zone, hmkay.

No. 439302

>>439298
I saw a beauty blogger on youtube only today who had wings as bad as Aly's. SOOO it's possible! (Can't remember her name, she was testing some lip tint)

No. 439308

>>439295
wtf are you talking about? that's literally the first time i've asked someone to write something for me and i literally explained why in that exact same post. like what. Are you the same anon who keeps infighting with every other anon? calm down

No. 439316

>>439308
Oh sorry 😐. There is someone who does this a lot and it just hit my last nerve! LOL. I see now you did post your battery was low! And no, I’m not the one arguing with everyone here. I rarely post. Once again, I’m sorry for not reading your entire message and for thinking you were the person that regularly say “someone need to create an account and say….”. ✌🏼(emoji)

No. 439325

>>439316
It might just be multiple people who've done it once like me! And no worries thanks for apologizing!! lol

No. 439335

>>439270
>>439276
Would be useless, Italian cops won't give a fuck about some girl on the internet threatening sudoku. If it was someone who knows Aly and where she lives then maybe, otherwise there's no way the cops would actually show up at her door. It's not how it goes here

No. 439358

>>439335
rly? has this ever happened there and they didn't do anything? bc they come knocking on doors in north america, they did with another cow (i forget who) and all you needed to give was her full name

No. 439359

>>439358
The ones who were reported at that forum I mentioned (above) were in the US. One was genuinely unwell and said she was going to jump in front of a train at suchatime on suchaday and the police turned up.

Not sure what'd happen in the UK. They'd probably check it out if you had their address, but they'd be in no hurry. They'd be long gone by the time they turned up but that's shortage of po-lice.

Aly's history of mental illness would make the police act on it if she was here, but you'd need her address if she was doing it at home.

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Is she still private? Just curious

No. 439368

>>439358
If you only give them her full name then they'd have to look up the address by themselves… Too much work, for someone allegedly threatening suicide on the internet. Calling the police on Aly is useless

No. 439374

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>>439365
I guess she's staying private for a while

No. 439377

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Look at this ridiculous feed, totes not obsessed with instagram, out there so busy with life, haters can't touch this lol

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>>439374

>I solved with my boy-friend, we're so extremely inlove with each other 💑

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No. 439393

>>439388
yes you can really tell how unbothered she is but how she comes back at midnight for an update about how she doesnt care

No. 439430

>>439388
LoL this fucking idiot. I guess she will go back to breakdowns, and blackout posts from lack of comments.

No. 439440

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>>439388
>I RATHER LIVING MY LIFE OUT THERE

Get some fucking friends or another job then. Nobody forces you to stay in your room with your fucking phone.

She's still doing the #gratitude even though she blocked me for suggesting it.

No. 439458

>>439440
Didn't she say something about "probably" getting a job in january? but she never went into detail about it and lol that last post has 25 likes rn private don't work for ya aly remember

No. 439465

>>439205

so the big catch-up after NO SUPPORT and drifting apart due to her OCDs (!) and anxieties (!) with her friend… was getting maccas drive-thru and eating it in the car. right

No. 439468

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I wouldn't let any bitch eat greasy food in my car (if I had one). She's a savage.

No. 439473

>>439465
and her friend said "they should do it again sometime" omg! totally a genuine thing you say when you want to see someone again (just a jk she was obviously with her mom)

No. 439497

we should all give her 0 comments, not even the fake fans until she goes public again lol she's gonna get like 2 comments per pic

No. 439520

>>439497
agreed

No. 439605

>>439497
Yeah let’s do this

No. 439627

>>439175

On another level, the hate comments upset her because they ruin her maladjusted vision of perfection and her attempts at achieving perfection. Hence the constant deleted and reposted posts. It's extreme OCPD behavior.

No. 439643


No. 439647

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She cutted her leg because of "fatness insults". Maybe I missed those because I didn't see any.

>>439627
I totally understand that she deletes very negative comments. This is not "extreme OCPD behaviour", it just pisses her off that half the comments she gets call her out on her bullshit. But she needs this bullshit in order to stay kinda relevant and get asspats.

No. 439661

>>439647

>Maybe I missed those because I didn't see any.


It's SO obvious how she tries to get attention…Pathetic. Of all the things people called her, I'm sure ''FAT'' wasn't one of them, ever. She just uses the easy way to catch other ED's (recovery?) accounts. What she doesn't realise (or doesn't want to talk about) is how people doesn't hate her because she's healthy or recovered, people hate her because she's a selfish brat who deletes everything that doesn't praises her.

She's stuck in those ED years when people always helped / encorauged her without hesitasion, no matter how many times she lied or what she said. It reminds me of that scene in Skins when an anorexic girl said (literally) ''I stopped eating and then everyone had to do what I said. That was powerful. (…) I think it was the happiest time of my life. But I had to stop before I died, because… otherwise it wasn't fun.''

I'm glad she's recovered, if I'm honest. I wouldn't wish an ED to anyone, even if I hate someone so much. But she can't treat people like shit and expect not to get hate in return.

No. 439677

File: 1512647891670.jpg (130.94 KB, 720x1012, IMG_20171207_055654.jpg)

1/3

No. 439678

File: 1512647923357.jpg (231.02 KB, 720x1131, IMG_20171207_055451.jpg)

2/3

No. 439679

File: 1512647959447.jpg (113.26 KB, 720x552, IMG_20171207_055549.jpg)

3/3

No. 439680

I thought farmers weren't commenting anymore

No. 439683

>>439680
I haven't commented but they stopped because she went private and now she's public so goal achieved.

No. 439685

File: 1512652052888.jpg (40.11 KB, 522x522, smells like success.jpg)

>>439683
Img related.

She only went private so she didn't have to delete 7/24 while she was out with her boy. For the other 3/67 hours of the day she's glued to the screen ready to delete.

Cutted her legs. Okay.

No. 439688

File: 1512653029025.jpeg (271.32 KB, 750x1162, CB6A14B5-5E08-499C-BFA3-E9646C…)

Her poor brother. His face is how we all feel about Aly these days.

No. 439691

>>439678
what the fuck she's literally blaming other people for her fake self harm. How fucked is that. What a little bitch. No one even called her fat HAHAH.

And what sleeping pills? She probably took an OTC sleep aid lmaoooo bruh she probably took melatonin. Acting like she needed fucking xanax lmaoo

No. 439701

>>439688
This is such an odd photo to take with your brother too… i dunno.

No. 439703

>>439647
the thing is she doesnt just delete negative comments, she deletes anything that doesn't benefit her. she deletes comments from people who ask her for help, there was someone who claimed to be 12 years old and suicidal and she deleted their comment and everyone trying to help them. I see comments from farmers now asking her why she deleted that girl's comment and she deletes that too. How dare it be about anyone else? The only suicidal thoughts that matter are her fake ones!

No. 439705

File: 1512658770950.jpeg (67.33 KB, 631x136, 4A2B38C7-EF50-4E04-9DAC-A2EF59…)

>>439688
Also from post(!!)

Does this girl not drink Faps every day?

No. 439712

>>439691
That's true. Even her harshest critics (us) don't call her fat. I think comments about her being "weight restored" is what she considers "fat". Like a farmer above says, as much as I hate her I'm glad she recovered. Idgaf what weight she is, it's her as a person that pisses me off.

>>439703
Yup. I've written her a while ago she deleted an interaction I had with one of her followers on a food post talking about a recipe!

If she starts with the fake suicidal thoughts thing this month I'm going to flip my shit. It's a fact a lot of people truly struggle because of loneliness, bereavement, mental health, etc around the festive period and have no one. This bitch has a family and a boyfriend to help (if she really was suicidal) and … ugh…y'know?

No. 439716

>>439712
ikr she literally acts like she lives in hell (thankfully not recently) bc her father is kinda strict. what happened with her father's beats anyways? they just stopped? kek that's like proof it was never an issue. he probably just raises his voice at her and now she doesn't rly care bc she's distracted with insta

No. 439719

File: 1512662049034.jpg (41.2 KB, 290x362, Capture.JPG)

No shit.

No. 439725

File: 1512663133349.png (218.9 KB, 750x1049, IMG_4250.PNG)

>>439719
can someone inform this dumb bitch that normal doses of birth control only makes you retain fluid or increase your appetite? it doesnt slow your metabolism down to a halt and make you gain 10lbs in 5 days wtf. i doubt she's that one rare exception

No. 439764

File: 1512668787908.jpg (260.69 KB, 978x739, Screenshot_20171207-114526.jpg)

wtf duck

No. 439765

File: 1512668973725.png (341.18 KB, 1248x1884, IMG_4799.PNG)

Wow, check out Aly posting stories about her sooper exciting family Christmas fun, real life(!) it's almost like she's a real person.. ha

No. 439768

File: 1512669094977.png (455.55 KB, 1250x1868, IMG_4798.PNG)

That wing gets longer every week I swear. You gotta love all the shit family selfies to "proof" her enjoying her real life too.

No. 439769

>>439765
what a jank looking tree

No. 439771

I'd notice that yesterday's last post was deleted, she had 2 comments in 10 hours, so she shared the cheapdish with berto asking #support and after a while with no comments she deleted it and repost with that shit of "cutted ma legs, gaals (!)" the funny thing is that NOBODY has asked about the fucking cuts, even asslickers don't care about.

No. 439792

File: 1512672332383.png (246.97 KB, 750x1178, IMG_4255.PNG)

another intern job that she's going to quit in 2 weeks after day 1? but what is her actual job tho, because she's obviously not going to be a fucking "teacher" and "nurse". is that just words lost in translation or does she actually think part of her title is NURSE?

Does she mean babysitter…?

No. 439795

>>439725
She's public again, so you can do it

No. 439797

>>439792
Sounds like a daycare

No. 439798

File: 1512672619202.jpeg (278.24 KB, 750x1169, 848128E1-BF06-4AB2-97AE-A3D1D2…)

The bottom of Aly’s caption

No. 439799

>>439795
it was just a saying omg i didnt literally mean "someone go write THIS on her profile". duck already said it before me anyways if you read the comments. are you >>439295 ?

No. 439803

I cannot imagine her working for a daycare. I worked several years at a pre-school (ages 2-5) and holy hell it is exhausting, children can be evil little shits and I’m willing to bet my fucking car she’ll quit the first time she’s vomited on (!!!!!!)

No. 439807

>>439797
why couldnt she say "at a daycare" kek

she's gonna go insane when one of the kids starts crying and she has to give someone else attention. children arent all fun and games oh my god. She though RETAIL was stressful…. this is going to be hilarious

No. 439814

I love it her new post still has zero comments and it’s been over 10 minutes. I wonder if she’ll freak if it reaches an hour with no comments

No. 439816

>>439792

>I will sign the contract if nothing wrong wkll happen


What could go wrong? Oh…aly not able to take 2 hour lunch breaks at mc donalds or eat&go. And showing up late because she was changing her clothes for her photoshoot.

No. 439818

>>439816
Her boy tells her it's not a good idea.
She has a big fight with sexist Berto and comes on insta asking for your support.
She doesn't recieve enough support.
Aly self arms, purges, feels suicidal af and suddenly (!) has an appointment with doctor the next day.
Doctor does not give her permission to take job.
Aly does not sign contract.

No. 439819

>>439792
Her calling herself a nurse and educator, etc is incredibly insulting to those in the those professions. Yeah, if it's a daycare type situation she will probably quit so fast. That job is exhausting and kids can be crazy!

No. 439822

>>439803
Same. Children can be tiring sometimes, they demand so much attention almost 7/24 (lol). At least she wouldn't be able to compare herself with the kids because, well, they're kids. Can you imagine? ''I can't believe these kids cry so MUCH! And I thought I was the only ONE having BREAKDOWNS. Fight for HAPPINESS my kids (!) Life has just begun for you, not like my life that has already been destroyed by my ED (NOT!)''.

>>439807

I give her three months. She won't have actual time to post or to hide in bathrooms, that's for sure. No one will care about her eating because kids are by far most important, and I bet she'll feel left out. I wonder what she'll do if one kid starts screaming / crying / yelling at her (for real, not hater's yells this time!)

No. 439826

File: 1512673750800.png (757.46 KB, 720x1280, 20171207_200321.png)

Lol chill Aly

January is gonna be milky, hella yeah

No. 439828

>>438253
Lifting shoeboxes was too much for her and now she thinks dealing with children will be easier? we all know whats gonna happen

No. 439832

Phones are banned in childcare settings for obvious child protection reasons so there goes her selfie obsession, or her job if she carries on regardless

She will not know what's hit her working with little kids, its exhausting and constant!

No. 439835

>>439822
I give her 2.5 weeks lol

No. 439837

>>439799
No I'm not that anon. But it's funny how perceived criticism makes people think "haters" are all one person. Very Aly-like.

No. 439848

>>439837
Can everyone stop infighting and picking random fights over insignificant shit, it's been happening too often recently, it derails the thread. If you have nothing to say about Aly then don't post

>>439822
3 months??!! You're being generous. She didn't last 1 month at retail and she was able to spend hours in the bathroom as she pleased. Kids are far more stressful than retail and if Tressee made her "almost develop a new eating disorder" what will a daycare do?

No. 439856

>>439822
oh of course she will compare. how else will she make it all about herself?

OMFG those kids leave half their meals on their plates, I'm triggered af (!)
And sometimes they're not hungry at all, I feel a goofy greedy pig. Really in need of your support girls and guys.
Kid said I have big hips. I kill me.

No. 439857

>>439792
How does she even qualify??

You can't work with kids (at least here) unless you finished college or have taken some special courses or some

No. 439860

>>439856
seriously. who wants to bet that a kid will "say that she looks fat"

No. 439864

>>439860

Or maybe some kids will ask her if she's a mommy (as they always do!) and she'll turn it around to make it about her body…Being Aly as she is, nothing can surprises me anymore.

No. 439871

File: 1512679098464.jpg (22.05 KB, 300x336, educator aly.jpg)

>>439860
Catching up on the last dozen posts here the first thing I thought of about working with kids is how they say what's on their mind. One of them is definitely going to say something about Aly's looks which will be really just kids being kids and she'll sperg out about it.

The women I know who work in childcare really like children. It's like one of those jobs that're a calling (like nurses and priests). Not once have I seen her say anything that makes me think she has an ounce of maternal instinct. I don't either and the thought of spending a couple of hours with kids drives me nuts, which will happen to Aly. BRING IT ON (!)

No. 439895

File: 1512682274904.jpg (177.61 KB, 1003x417, Screenshot_20171207-152829.jpg)

I fuc*ing hate how she posts things, no one else does this. its always "update in next post" she think shes a goddamn celebrity, like just answer the people in the comments. wow, you got a job omfg thats amazing!! no one else has a job!!!

No. 439898

File: 1512682439927.png (320.88 KB, 1080x1604, Screenshot_20171207-212117_2.p…)

She posted this then pretty much instantly deleted it and replaced it with the Milka chocolate post.

No. 439899

File: 1512682480807.png (86.52 KB, 1067x412, Screenshot_20171207-212123_2.p…)


No. 439908

>>439898
so shes working to save up for school now? ok and like saying "a private association" whats that? a daycare right? just say normal things aly lol

No. 439912

>>439901
she actually posted 9/24 once. one of my fave Aly moments.

>>439898
>And at last no, I didn't finished University because of money problems in my fam

uhhh last spring she was literally pretending she was back at uni, so is she trying to now say that money problems made her drop out mid semester? remember how we were waiting for her to dramatically drop out after she made such a big deal about going back but never posted anything about school, and she instead just stopped talking about uni?

I feel like she would've made a big deal of blaming her dad if it was really money, like saying he didn't value her education bc she's a woman (!) #feminist. or have made it about how shit was too much for her frail smol self. so idek what to think about what actually happened.

No. 439915

>>439912
i'm guessing she just never went back and now doesn't want to go back

i don't reallt get saving up for uni like who saves up that much money? you just get a student loan that haunts you forever but thats england so idk if they have that there

No. 439932

>>439912
im 99.9% sure that she just couldnt handle uni and even now when she's not snoopy she just isnt bothered to go back. this is aly we're talking about. if her parents wanted her to get a degree (which they must've) they wouldve taken out student loans, aly couldve took a year or two off and gotten a part time job, etc. she's not fucking dirt poor she eats out everyday

No. 439944

>>439898
>>private association

so she's literally just going to babysit?

No. 439951

>>439915
UK anon here too. I remember a while ago asking how much fees were for uni in Italy and someone said it's cheap compared to elsewhere and there're scholarships (I think). Anyway, hazy memory, but I remember reading it and it sounds like it's easier to do uni in Italy than over here because the loans aren't all Toryfied (ie extortionate). She won't go back to studying. She isn't interested in educating herself.

>>439898
Fuck me, I'd rather lift boxes of spanners all day than spend an hour with a bunch of kids. She really thinks it's going to be easy like she has a fairytale idea of all children being like the Von Trapps.

I reckon her fancy way of describing where she's working is "day care centre".

No. 440002

>>439898
I read "lifting children not boxes" lol.

does she know that children weigh more than a shoebox?

>not starving and running here and there no stop


really? yeah because kids just stay still, and have predictable hours. lol

Also most kids I know refuse to eat, I cant imagine Aly handling lunch time trying to get them to eat their veggies.

I'm excited to see how this goes, I wish it was happening now.

No. 440014

>>439764
Aly-esque Inspiration salad

No. 440018

File: 1512698129425.jpg (15.75 KB, 236x236, and scarfing snickers in there…)

>>440002

>I wish it was happening now.


I knowwww. She's been dull for too long and Christmas/New Year's boring. Still, it's something to look forward to.

No. 440022

>>440018
we haven't earned it yet…first motivational posts about why you deserve recovery at christmas time then breakdowns because a 5 year old called aly a fatty and she has to work a 4 hour shift

No. 440026

She'll be happy at Christmas because I expect Berto's going home and won't be there to trigger her. Hopeful for a fight over the phone.

No. 440107

>>439688

the poor kid has that thousand-yard stare war veterans get. he can't even bring himself to look at the camera.

No. 440117

>>440107

He’s always hated being Aly’s prop in her photos. Poor kid. I can feel his pain behind that forced fake smile. Im sure he’s said ‘no’ to her photo shoots before and she threw a fit. So he probably has to stand there while Mama C takes 100 photos of Aly in various poses.

No. 440119

>>439764

>come gather round my stomach and nest love, fam

No. 440200

>>439899
Lol no one asked any questions

No. 440223

File: 1512737631266.jpg (35.16 KB, 648x308, a.JPG)


No. 440224

Barely got any comments (dogs doesn't count), already asking for help and #positivevibes because ~family meals~
So unless lots of sockpuppets kiss her ass within the last few hours, there'll be a massive breakdown 🔜

No. 440225

>>440224
I mean *next few hours

No. 440230

File: 1512739129682.jpg (42.66 KB, 835x253, a.JPG)

> since when I realized hormones are slowing down my metabolism

Img from Do oral contraceptives affect a woman's metabolism?

No. 440234

>>440230
She has to invent another lie instead of saying ''my hormone's levels are changing and I'm hungry all the time''…Like when I have to get my period, I can't stop eating and I'm hungry almost 7/24. But Aly's too special to feel THAT hungry, must be something related to her metabolism because it was affected by her ED…Sure, Jan.

No. 440236

>>440234
Ha, yeah. I remember her saying dark shadows under her eyes were a result of her ED.

No. 440248

>>440230
yeah they dont they can just increase your appetite and make you retain water! she has to be so dramatic

No. 440265

>>440223
this is hilarious! i feel his pain! love how shes doing her stupid fuc*ing stare into the distance pose ugh

No. 440307

File: 1512752122882.png (1.08 MB, 640x1136, IMG_5502.PNG)

This bitch is so fucking vain. If she had actual hobbies, maybe she wouldn't sperg out every day over the size of her thighs.

No. 440310

>>440307
Ew, camel toe.

You react like the EX anorexic you are and don't bodycheck for #thighgap.

She does look like she gained a lot though but not in a bad way. I hope she does get to do exercise though.

She could get diuretics for the water retention but she'd be spending all day taking instagram pics of the bathroom door.

No. 440316

File: 1512752934660.jpg (364.78 KB, 1003x978, Screenshot_20171208-110709.jpg)

guess which bitch is gonna lose it
her thighs obviously touched before today lol like that doesn't just happen over night

No. 440317

>>440307

She should take her own advice and read her own obnoxious captions. “Getting fatty is ok! Because i 🍩 care of big thighs”

No. 440319

>>440316

The way she says she hadn't noticed she'd gained. All she does all day is examine pics of herself.

>>440317
Yeah, but that caption goes under the bit at the beginning "I'm fat and disgusting pig. I KILL ME".

No. 440342

File: 1512755913054.jpg (430.88 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20171208-115706.jpg)

this fuc*ing idiot

you can tell shes gonna freak out later cus of all the goddamn posts today

No. 440343

>>440342
Yes. I bet she'll cutted her thighs.

No. 440347

>>440307
what the literal fuck did i just see? who does this? she's just screaming "tell me im still thin, tell me that it's just bc i'm walking"

>>440310
she looks basically the same weight as always tbh she just might have started to distribute her weight (it was all in her tummy when she initially gained). She claimed she gained like 5lbs which isnt even visible and consdering she was a bmi of "17" 3 days ago clearly this is just a normal fluctuation due to food and water weight

No. 440354

>OMFG you guiiiise!!! McDonald's has CHRISTMAS DONNIES!!!11
>regular doughnut with a little bow on it

No. 440359

File: 1512757320081.jpg (74.21 KB, 720x742, sausage dog.jpg)

Here is a Christmas sausage dog. Enjoy!

No. 440362

>>440342
What is it with her and marking McDonald's tables with her minge?

No. 440364

>>440362
Guess what. I was about to say how great it was she wasn't wearing those skanky jeans or sitting on a table today … then she posts that one.

No. 440366

File: 1512758330040.png (55.54 KB, 720x411, 20171208_193728.png)

Dear Sockpuppet halp me pweeease

No. 440368

>>440366

A PM??? OMFG HAHAHA. Tell her she looks "heavier".

No. 440369

>>440366

Oh and ask her what's wrong with not having a thigh gap.

No. 440381

>>440366
WHAT??!!! LMAO this is an a whole new level

No. 440384

File: 1512759966636.png (167.68 KB, 720x943, 20171208_195721.png)

I wonder how she'll react to this

>>440368
She has gained but she looks fine (at least weight-wise), so even if it'd be interesting to see her reaction, nah I won't contribute to her anxiety. Even if she might be blowing it out of proportion.

No. 440385

>>439299
top kek

No. 440387

>>440366
Leave a comment on her recent pic and be like "In response to your DM "blah blah blah", no I dont think youre fat". to expose her. She doesnt like being exposed

No. 440390

>>440384
>she looks fine (at least weight-wise)

Hit the nail on the head. Why is she worrying about a teeny increase in weight when her hair and make up are in dire need of her concern.

No. 440393

File: 1512760273574.png (45.71 KB, 743x355, IMG_4310.PNG)

she's seriously trying to force people into fucking reading her posts

No. 440430

>>440342

Her fingers are so red they look almost frost-bitten. The fuck are those gloves anyways? Normal gloves make her fingers too fat looking?

>>440366

Fucking PATHETIC.

No. 440433

>>440430
Fingerless gloves because normal gloves with fingers means she can't tap on a phone screen.

No. 440434

>>440433
Sorry for non sage gah

No. 440438

File: 1512763935582.png (1.81 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20171208-141042.png)

You're supposed to turn your phone off at the cinema aly

No. 440439

File: 1512763941272.jpg (49.16 KB, 361x603, a.JPG)

HEY those aren't her hands!

No. 440440

>>440438
(jinx)

No. 440455

File: 1512765030668.jpeg (74.03 KB, 737x330, BB4FBD42-0022-4A12-A6F6-71BE15…)

Oh god why

No. 440462

>>440439
popcorn is a good low cal snack like shes anxious about that but not doughnuts from mcdonalds??

No. 440466

>>440455
she still hasn't seen this put posted popcorn on her stories

people are liking this (idk if farmers they're not familiar) she mustve sent it to them too kek

No. 440475

>UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸 UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸 UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸 UNSTICK THE LICK 🐸 UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸 UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸 PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸

Chez. You're pushing it a bit there, (Unprison the amphibian. I'm going to steal that one)

No. 440478

>>440466
She probably did write other people but if she didn't, that would be kinda awkward

No. 440492

>>440478
my sock puppet got the same copy pasta from her

No. 440509

>>440366
For fucks sake Aly, this isn't what people meant when they told you to interact more with your followers.

No. 440511

Is it possible to spam on insta? I can't DM because I only look on my laptop. Has she DMed ALL her followers??

PS Does my bum look big in this, hun?

No. 440514

>>440511
wdym is it possible? yeah she can copy and paste the same message to a couple people lol

No. 440516

>>440514

No, I mean can she send it to all her followers? Like you do cc or bc on email.

No. 440519

>>440518

Too much time on her hands. JFC.

No. 440521

>>440516
oh yeah kinda like an email, but she has to click on everyone's names or type them out. but she can send the same msg without manually going onto everyone's profile

No. 440522

>>440519
samefag but i realized she can do it lol, see above

No. 440525

I can't imagine being so … fucked up that I'd think, right I'm going to send a load of followers a message asking them if they think I look fat. WHERE WILL IT ENNNDDD??

No. 440526

>>440525
Next she'll start visibly tagging people in pics (she did once)

No. 440527

I can imagine that one day she'll do something so cringe and get so many wtf comments that she'll say her account was hacked. The same way she used to say ig deleted her pics because they were too scaring.

No. 440536

>>440527
tbh i doubt she'll ever have the required level of introspection to think "that was a bad thing to post so now ill say my account was hacked" even with 50 wtf comments. i bet she made that scaring shit up just to seem super "scaring"

and >>440455 has a point. If she sent that to 14 year olds who look up to her, that could be damaging and you'd think she'd realize. bc she's obviously thin jfc. i bet she does realize but literally doesnt care. she's already proven her levels of empathy. its aaaaalllll about her

No. 440540

>>440536
yeah aly has zero empathy, fences dog died and she didnt give a fuc* so i doubt she cares that she might trigger someone

No. 440546

>>440384
>>440455
she deleted those two but left
>🐸UNLOAD THE TOAD🐸
and liked it lol

No. 440550

>>440475
FUcking lol. I actually cried. You made my day, Chez. Thank you.

Also. Dear Aly, you hadn't have thigh gap for a really long time. She must be real slow if she just noticed it today.

No. 440556

>>440546

UNLEASH THE BEAST

I wonder what she thinks of chez's comments because we know Aly doesn't have a sense of humour. chez is my all time favourite Aly troll on ig. She should have her own column in a magazine or a tv show.

No. 440559

File: 1512774707657.jpg (152.02 KB, 1004x380, Screenshot_20171208-171032.jpg)

congrats bitch you're normal, incredibly normal

No. 440565

>>440559
She just admitted her BMI isn't still 17! Lets see how quickly she'll say she's below 18 without any visual changes. I give it one week.

No. 440567

That means she hit 19 or over.

No. 440588

File: 1512778585504.jpeg (73.85 KB, 749x297, EE9F86E7-345F-47BB-9273-64753B…)

Jack Fisher v. 3.0

No. 440599

File: 1512779433070.png (1.58 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20171208-182900.png)


No. 440603

>>440588
How many people are going to threaten suicide on her account before she shows even the slightest bit of empathy? stay soones

No. 440614

>>440559
>>is my body ok OR chubby?

implying that being chubby is not OK. #feminism #bodypositivity

No. 440615

Here's a confession. I feel empathy for Ash. I know she's been a shitty person but I had to stop looking at her because of second hand pains and that's a total waste of life. If Aly died tomorrow (it wouldn't be Sudoku) I'd think, oh okay, and move on. I feel nothing nice towards Aly. If she was crying in the street I'd walk on.

No. 440616

>>440615
(okay, maybe I'd offer her a tissue but I'd grob a greenie on there first)

No. 440789

>>440603
🍩 care bye chubby girl

No. 440819

>>440588
ALY JUST FUCKING LIKED THIS POST. sorry for the caps but oh my god what a fucking bitch

No. 440821

>>440819

Maybe she cottoned on to the fake followers and is playing them?

Nah…

No. 440836

>>440821
Nah. I think she's just so narcissistic she thinks like from her will stop someone from being suicidal.

No. 440853

File: 1512822320196.jpg (50.43 KB, 314x509, a.JPG)

Repost. 14 mins, no comments. "Gosh" (!)

No. 440856

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>>440853
Oh wait, I hadn't refreshed. 46 MINUTES AGO.

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No. 440872

>>440860
Yes pls don't

No. 440892

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Cant wait to see the breakdown after she sees this comment. Reckon she'll get the song ref?

No. 440902

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No. 440905

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>>440902
fucking hormones

No. 440908

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Next in her stories

Same shit different day

No. 440931

>>440902
Eyes arent red, face isnt puffy…yea clearly shes been crying all day.

No. 440938

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NOT.

No. 440939

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I dread to think what her insides look like.

No. 440950

Any other farmer who received a thank you message from her? She just dm'd me and it's hilarious. Then again, I really made an effort to type in my worst English so I totally deserved it (!)

No. 440963

>>440939
>ops im heading for heart disease
yeah she really needs to watch all the mcdonalds shes eating jesus christ, like get some fries when youre drunk maybe but imagine eating mcdonalds every single day

No. 440975

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?!!!! you think she really did it?

No. 440986

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>>440975
She changed her comment. I hope the farmer? Who made the sudoku comment will post screen caps if she does actually DM her,

No. 440987

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I'm starting to enjoy watching this bitch balloon from all the sugars and sodium in her diet. Starting to wonder if she'll go full binge mode soon. Seems she can't stop eating fast food & I can't imagine that's going to work for her for long.

No. 440990

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>>440986
Just messaged the girl. she's a farmer and aly did send her help.

I'll ask her rn if she wants to share more screenshots of what aly said

No. 440996

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TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM

No. 441001

>>440996
she acts like normal anxiety people experience = anxiety disorder and panic attacks

No. 441003

>>440990
If Aly is sending help then that might be the first good deed ever? She's still an attention ho but finally something positive she has done whether she was baited or not?

No. 441024

>>440990
Well honestly, good for Aly. The one nice thing she's done in over 3 years. She actually sounds normal in that screenshot.

No. 441046

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read screenshots from top left to top right to bottom left to bottom right. sorry i got lazy

but lol at "read my last post"

Only took 2 suicidal people for her to realize maybe she should do something good for someone! Maybe she did it cuz she really cared, maybe she did it cuz she felt like "she needed to" bc her followers were worried, and she didnt want to seem like a bitch. who knows

No. 441080

>>440987
why is she using the strongnotskinny hashtag? Like, that's mostly used in the fitness community by people who went from being skinny to doing weight training.

No. 441082

>>440990
"I've been ASKED to contact you".
Because she did see the comment, she even liked it, but she only decided to send a DM after and because people ASKED her to do so. Doesn't count as a good deed for me.

No. 441092

>>441082

Exactly. Her “concern” was an after-thought. “Oh people are saying i should message this girl so I guess i will”. Aly wasnt concerned when the comment was made. And she still isn’t concerned.

No. 441110

Call me cynical but remember how she freaked out over that girl in Italy getting in trouble for encouraging people into ED behaviours? I think her pouncing on a suicidal is more to do with that.

No. 441114

>>441092
So true. Read the full DMs above. She literally asked a suicidal person to "read her post" which always translates to "give me attention"

Who wants to bet if cindyfee messages aly again she wont respond?

No. 441118

>>441080
Except now it’s been partially taken over by “former” ana chans who either are “in recovery” justified by excessive exercising, or who just want asspats for recovering but feel they need an excuse as to why they’re not skeletons anymore.

No. 441167

>>440996
>>NO PICTURES OF ME ON MY TIMELINE FROM TODAY, I FEEL SO INSECURE
>>posts dozens of selfies in her stories

No. 441313

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Sounds like it was written by a creepy old man

No. 441346

>>441313
yeah they've just set up camp in her ass

No. 441348

>>441313
Could be Henry Roth on a mission to make her spoopy again.

No. 441351

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>>441313
>I have some wine

No. 441387

>>441351
what if it's dante

No. 441390

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>>441387

Dante's a beer drinker BUT if ducks is Dante…Aly's a dead woman.

No. 441466

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>>439871
This. Aly doesn't even have the self awareness to recognise she's a self centered fuck.
She doesn't strike me as even sexual let alone maternal.
I was in a supermarket once a few years back and this kid glared at me, then says to her mum "mummmy is that a girl or a boy"
A normal person recognises this as "what kids do/say" it's normal. They have fuck all filter. Or a kid might point out a random persons arse or stomach. "mummy why is that womans bum so big"
Aly is going to suduko on the first day there!

No. 441472

>>440307
Why does she even ask this question? I mean she clearly doesn't want truthful answers. Given her history of anorexia I could "almost" give her a pass. "Almost"
No matter what anyone says she will freak the fuck out. Despite being such an ANA WORRIOR! Such a recovery QUEER.
Bitch, piss off!
Your BMI looks about 21-22 here. You look healthy you crazy bint.
But some cardio would go a long way.
You asked so I told you

No. 441479

>>440366
This is the most pathetic thing I've actually seen from her. And that's saying something.
Does anyone know if HPD and NPD can be diagnosed simultaneously? I know PD's are on a spectrum and can sometimes overlap. (maybe i should internet psych… instead of sperging) But yeah… wtf?
It's like a celebrity just came into a local hospital and said, "thanks for your concern over this overdose,wound,near death shit", but i'd much rather you contact the press about this matter first because well…. that would be the best way to help me. Show your concern TO MY PPL

No. 441538

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Seems like sending dms asking for support is her new thing now

No. 441580

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sure

No. 441582

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more replies on a post ive made a million times!

No. 441592

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No. 441593

How long til she realises my comments are mostly queen lyrics

No. 441596

>>441592

She's going to become a stalker. God, what a useless human being. It's disgusting.

No. 441604

>>441538
All of her dm copy pastas read like the scam shit foreign spammers send. She sounds like she's about to say she's a Nigerian prince or that there are sexy Russian brides looking for love in my ZIP code. Even if we didn't have proof that she sends the same messages to everyone who interacts with her profile, it would be painfully obvious that her messages aren't sent with a specific person in mind and they're all about her, her, her.

No. 441608

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>praise me

No. 441613

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No. 441614

Why is she talking about bloating all the time now? I mean I know its from all the sodium she has but I feel like shes trying to make it sound like when you first start eating a lot in recovery and get super bloated, surely she must be used to it by now and omfg I hate when she talks about a "food baby" it's so gross thinking about all the fries and seafood pasta churning away in there

No. 441617

>>441593
You're cracking me up hahahaha

>>441614
I think it's because she has to show she's soooo afraid to look ''fat'' or something similar…A friend of mine ALWAYS get bloated when eating / drinking, and she's the skinniest of our group, so…It's something completely normal tbh…But NOT (!) for Aly.

No. 441619

>>441538
Lmao she sent me the same thing. EXACTLY THE SAME.

No. 441620

>>441619
Fuck hahaha how demented is she. Jfc. Looks like I'm not that special after all :(
But honestly. How can a single person be so fucking desperate for attention.

No. 441621

>>441614
The word itself, and also coming from her, it's very disgusting.

No. 441656

>>441479
Yeah it's common, look at the Wiki page for HPD under comorbitity. There's even an HPD sutype called Infantile histrionic which fits her to T. even the theatrical subtype.

>>441613
she just needs to blame her normal fucking hunger on hormones

>>441617
who DOESNT look bloated when they eat and drink? every single person has a belly after eating a big meal, aside from body builders

No. 441676

>>441538
I received the exact same copypasta from her.
She’s getting desperate.

No. 441683

>>438253
Have we not had a blackpost recently? since she started messaging people directly. i guess it wasn't working and she finally realised that.

No. 441750

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She wants people to tell her to stay again. Lack of comments = REPOST imminent?

No. 441772

at this point i hope she relapses. sounds mean but it would be so entertaining
she's not gonna tho. she's got a taste for junk food now

No. 441787

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She looks so dumb, omfg

No. 441792

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samefag but what is she talking about a pause? she posted like 9 times today plus stories and ohh almost 18???

No. 441805

>>441604
She can't even tell her "lovely girls" apart. What are their hobbies? Do they have a significant other? Do they go to school, or have a job? Is someone currently inpatient?
For her it's just hater/non-hater, and even there she often messes up.

No. 441814

This person writes to her in Italian (this is the google translate) a lot, so she won't be called a hater SO I hope she listens to her and GETS A HOBBY. I'd say the major reason she's not getting anywhere with life is she does NOTHING other than ig. How does a person exist when they're not driven to research/create/be inspired or driven? Her brain must be a vacuum.

No. 441815

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>>441814
dropped pic

No. 441861

>>441815
she has a hobby its instagram

i cant imagine bert wanting to merry her and have kids anytime soon like they dont live together or have any money (i know that doesn't stop peoole but still) and i feel like aly mentions wanting to have kids because shes seen other people with eating disorders worry about not getting their periods, being able to have kids etc. and is just including that to make drama about it

No. 441906

>>441861

Insta aint her hobby, it's self PROMOTION (!)

I wouldn't be surprised if Aly's already getting periods and the birth control's for birth control and/or her bones.

Hopefully working with a bunch of brats is going to put her off ever wanting to spawn.

No. 442072

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>I don’t know rather I rent a ghost

No. 442098

>>442072
honestly does she really think she's motivating anyone at all? like what part of her bullshit is supposed to be motivating?

No. 442113

>>442072
she .. closed… with.. anorexia.

but you didnt close with all your other issues now did you

No. 442117

>>442113
>and ive no more problems eating
?????????????

No. 442119

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lol

No. 442120

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ughh stop eating mcdonalds!

No. 442122

>>442120
Ok just HOW is she able to eat this much mcdonalds? I get nauseous after a large fries.

No. 442151

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>>442122
yeah its disgusting, she must go at least 5 times a week

whats she talking about "messed up time tables"? i saw it in her stories too

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Topkek

No. 442163

>>442151
probably means that she ate dinner at 4pm rather than 6pm

No. 442185

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Sister aly

No. 442192

>>442185
wtf is she gonna be doing? haha

No. 442197

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what about this too? volunteering?? for like 5 minutes out of the day?

No. 442198

I swear she's on drugs. Her blackout days are come downs.

No. 442209

>>442197
If she had been doing volunteer work there would have been multiple posts about it already. How they don't give her breaks every thirty minutes for eat me and go shoots, how she's fainting while serving soup etc.

No. 442212

>>442122
She doesn't. She most likely takes pictures with other people's food, should it be Berto or Mama C

No. 442225

>>442197
volunteering probably means that she cleaned up some litter outside of mcdonalds

>>442185
ew can she stop calling herself a teacher/educator as if she's actuallg teaching grade school

and a nun kek

No. 442227

>>442209

Does she mean she offers to do errands for her family?

No. 442229

you know what's irritating about aly is that you can ask her a question and never get a straight answer like people said whats the job going to be and she says working for a private organization or whatever like just give the job title! lol now shes a nun, teacher and educator! what! im guessin its watching kids at an after school club or something like that

No. 442237

>>442229
people thought it's a daycare but idk how she can work with kids and babies with literally no job experience, let alone experience w kids. who wants to bet she lied on her resume/cv and said she was a babysitter. fucking annoying how she calls herself something official like "nurse" bitch stop insulting all nurses everywhere who actually have a degree

No. 442246

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She liked this comment. I have no words. Those damn sheep

No. 442274

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>>442229
I'd say she makes her answers sound flowery to big herself up. The only thing I can imagine she could do with kids without qualifications is dinner lady. Idk about Italy, but I imagine it's the same as in the UK and probably the US where checks and courses about appropriate behaviour with the children is the first thing they learn. On top of that there's health and safety and basic first aid.

No. 442277

>>442274
I just wanna know where she got nun from lol

No. 442279

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>>442277
I said she thought all children are like the Von Trapp family. She thinks she's Sister Maria and she'll make all the little children chin high jeans out of curtains.

No. 442282

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>>442279

umm she´s more like the one on the left from sister act.

No. 442284

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OR this one for her photoshoots (until she gets to that >>442282 size)

No. 442291

>>442185
nun aly is my new favorite thing

wish I wasn't blocked bc I really want to ask her when she's taking her orders and how berto took the news that she's taking a vow of chastity.

#countrosarybeadsnotcalories

imagine her as a nun though. "omg sister maria can you please take 10000 pictures of me sitting on the communion rail holding up the body and blood of christ" "pls sister caterina does this habit make me look fat???"

No. 442296

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Aly get your realrecovered ass off the f*cking (!) McDonald's tables

No. 442298

god fucking dammit i just got my first comment deleted by aly. i'm oldfence. i didn't even say anything over the top i was like "focus on aly only :)" to another farmer. she deleted it. how the fuck does she fall for "my dog died and my house burned down" but deleted that. f u

No. 442303

>>442298
Must be having her period.

>>442296
I can't even explain how this makes me feel every time. People around where I live are pretty manners-free, but I've NEVER seen them sitting on tables.

No. 442307

>>442296
So her ass is where people put their food, and her boots (with some kind of gum or something stuck to one of them) are where people sit, she's disgusting.

No. 442311

>I've been so rarely used to happiness, and so used to suffering

Poor, poor Aly and her traumatic life.

No. 442330

>>442298
did she block you or just delete the comment?

No. 442380

>>442330
just deleted it. funny cuz i left 2 other comments on the same pic that she didn't delete, and they were way more over the top than that one. I don't understand her logic

No. 442396

No updates from her about being a poster girl? No updates from her about having the guinea pig brain fry experiments? It's almost as if…as if…she was telling a load of bullshit?

No. 442415

>>442396
haha noo aly? make something up for attention??

No. 442420

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This is the most cursed image aly posts, like just think about her taking that miniscule ant sized bite out of that m&m to take this pic, absolutely ridiculous

No. 442433

>>442420
The way she arranges her food with the tiny bites and all never really gets to me. I imagine her sitting there arranging them and balancing them and it really makes me think how pathetic she is.

The only problem I'd have (if I was picky) with the bite pics is the teeth marks. Idk, I'm not a germophobe (even though her ass on the table is my big t r i g g e r) is the plaque germs. Overall, it's pathetic and she's been doing this way too long.

No. 442573

>>442246
>vamos a las playas
>twelve sheep in my yard are eating the boots inside out
i am not breathing, it's making me laugh so much

No. 442574

>>442277
She probably just messed with "nanny" and "nun". Maybe she thought that "nanny" is some kind of diminutive, or a colloquial way to refer to someone who provides child care - like it was "granny" for "grandmother".

No. 442619

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>>442573
I know right. C_bish is my favourite commenter. I always read the name as clitoris bish as well

No. 442623

>>442277
To be honest, if Aly was a native English speaker I think we'd all be bored by now. Aly'isms are a thing of beauty, sent from the Italian Ana Gods themselves.
The one that always stumps me the most though is "GLOBAL UPDATE" Her post is so dang(!) important it needs to be read GLOBALLY. And recognised GLOBALLY. The whole WORLD needs to read this shit.

No. 442641

berto's surname can be literally translated as farmers, and i think that's beautiful

No. 442644

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Aly you don't have any friends

No. 442653

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how the literal fuck is she liking these + the gibberish from _bish?? sometimes i doubt she even reads comments

No. 442667

>>442653
ah yes, hamlet, my favorite kanye/drake collab.

i don't get why aly hasn't blocked emilylove354 yet. like a month or two ago when emily first started posting aly was replying like she believed it, but then emily got extra over the top with the burned down house thing etc and aly stopped replying. she also didn't reply to emily on the alysrealfans page when she replied to some other farmers who were a little less OTT. so i think she actually does know emily is fake? but she still doesn't block her.

so my only guess is that she knows she's fake but leaves the comments bc they make her look more popular. which is actually so embarrassing.

No. 442668

>>442667
Or maybe she's leaving them there for looking "superior" - she likes them for saying "Yes, I notice you've written", I don't know, liking it ironically? She may not delete them just to go against what people say, that she deletes things that are not exactly what she wants to hear.

It is too obvious that those comments/commenters are fake accounts, honestly I think she's an idiot, but not this much.

No. 442671

>>442667
maybe because they use a lot of weird language alys tiny brain cant work out if its hate or praise, like hmm i dont get what theyre saying but it has hearts in it so it must be good!

No. 442682

>>442667
I'm emily and she still sometimes dms me with thank yous. I think that she doesn't actually care about anyone, so she doesn't notice that I'm the same person. So when she doesnt respond to me/doesnt like my comment it's not that she knows I'm a fake, it's just that she didnt like the comment. If she wanted to block me, she would. she didn't hesitate to block that other farmer who used to give her fake asspats constantly for one neutral "you should be thankful" comment.

I'm just trying to see how far I can push it before she blocks. and I like making other farmers laugh.

No. 442685

I haven't been blocked either, even though I only send her queen lyrics. Wonder if she just doesn't care or does not know them

No. 442704

Has she even mentioned signing her nun contract?

>>442685
Are they trying to tell you something?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
Oh dear…

No. 442705

>>442641
What was it?

>>442653
Next time use Jaden Smith's quote "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"

No. 442706

>>442705
Fattori I guess

No. 442707

At this point I am convinced that Aly is a computer program. Captions are generated according to a random algorithm that attempts to select words from the English language (and emojis) according to three broad mood categories: happy (in her motivational posts), sad (whenver she's "depressed and suicidal"), and angry (when she replies to "haters' comments" in stories for example). It's not perfect so sometimes it generates completely nonsensical sentences, but others are almost close to the human language.

Same her liking comments and blocking users; it follows and algorithm. For instance, it's easy to fly under the radar if you use a lot of heart emojis and pet names. 

Her detection of "fake accounts" is rarely based on evidence that requires subjective evaluation (like the use of a ridiculous eyeliner picture), but rather, on other objectively measurable factors that a computer can detect such as the lack of a profile picture or of followers.

Regarding the pictures, they may be generated by a pioneering hyperrealistifc animation software and that's the why her expressions and poses looks so stilt and random, and why the color of her hair and skin (uncooked wiener shade) are so unnatural. 

Just let me dream, I don't want to believe a person like Aly exists.

No. 442709

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>>442707
This reminds me of the Ashleigh Coffin drama.

No. 442716

>>442704
i think shes doing that today for some reason shes nervous about it going through

No. 442717

>>442682
I know Aly is dumb, but do you really think it's to the point of not recognising frequent commenters? I mean, my cat recognises familiar people. There's even evidence to suggest fish recognise their owners. Is Aly really that dense? Can self-obsession really hinder the ability to even acknowledge someone's existence?

Sorry, I just find it difficult to believe someone could be like this. She truly does live in a world of delusion

No. 442722

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Anyone else getting this on Aly's page??

No. 442724

Oh it's all of ig. She broke instagram!

No. 442725

>>442724
omg shes gonna lose her shit not being able to give us a global update (!!!)

No. 442728

It's back but I bet she had an anxiety attack.

No. 442736

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yeah she posted in the first 20 seconds of it coming back lol

No. 442737

>>442717
i'm not emily/the farmer you're responding to, but i posted something similar a few weeks ago after she randomly blocked someone else from ere for saying something fairly innocent and having commented non-suspiciously many times before.

i think she sometimes notices but not that often. it's not that she's that dumb (although she's p dumb…) it's that she's so very self centered that she's focused on the number of comments and a vague superficial reading of it, not on who posted. same reason she sometimes deletes shit that isn't even critical while she lets gibberish and sarcasm through. she skims and if it's either neutral or ass kissing she hits like. if it's at all critical or uses a word she doesn't like she blocks you and doesn't even check to see if somebody's name is familiar.

No. 442738

>>442736
Ugh.

>Hard work pays off guys and girls


How would she know?

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No. 442740

>>442736
>be different, get a job!

what

No. 442741

>Be a free and sparkling happy cupcake 🎂💫 in a world of muffins guys

what x 2 lol

No. 442742

>>442738
she basically just applied through an agency and got the job, she makes it sound like she had to impress them..still dont even know what the job is

No. 442744

>>442742
Yeah, like when agencies hook up ex offenders and problem kids with crap jobs. Still, we've got something to look forward to now. I'm glad she didn't get that PR job. She didn't deserve it.

No. 442763

>>442717
yeah she does probably recognize me as someone who's posted before but her head is so far up her ass I'm seriously willing to bet that she's so unattached to her followers and that she truly only cares about comments (not people). so if someone writes something rude after 1000 nice comments, blocked. it's happened before. so even though she'll have that feeling "i've seen this username before!" she won't have that feeling of "there's emilylove354, she's commented such nice things recently!". just think about how she's so incredibly self-absorbed and histrionic, it becomes easy to see how she doesn't give a shit about people

>>442742
yeah I never heard anything about an interview? like suddenly she was offered the job out of the blue. this must be a really shit place.

if she thought retail was "hard"… good luck

No. 442769

>>442763
maybe that was the interview today idk ive had jobs through agencies and you still have to interview

No. 442789

File: 1513106657086.jpeg (88.03 KB, 750x374, A29B333B-4F29-4802-98A8-14D04E…)

>>442705
It’s been done already

No. 442802

File: 1513107607703.jpg (21.29 KB, 295x131, Capture.JPG)

She reposted the global update about getting the job because she only had 2 congrats comments.

No. 442815

>>442802
she doesnt even update them lol and then later she'll take out the bit about it being a repost

No. 442818

File: 1513108456004.jpg (18.62 KB, 294x137, a.JPG)

lol

No. 442830

>>442769
but yesterday she was like "tomorrow i find out if i get the job or not" & idk about italy but here you usually dont get told "Hired!!" on the spot

and 4 days ago she said and i quote "I officially GOT A NEW JOB"

idk it doesnt make sense but it doesn't sound like they ever interviewed her. some places dont do interviews but they're usually rly shitty places that pay horribly. which i cant imagine for a daycare. like.. it's so insane if they didnt interview her but are trusting her with KIDS

No. 442832

>>442830
The job might be so shitty she's the only one who opted for the placement so they took her because they're desperate for cheap labour? She said she starts IMMEDIATELY, but when's that? Tomorrow? Please god let it be tomorrow.

No. 442840

>>442832
i seriously wonder how shit the pay is considering she can't even afford one therapy appointment. do these jobs paying less than min wage bc they can get away with it for her? who knows

No. 442860

>>442840
She said she pays for her food and driving lessons, but of course that's bollocks.

Idk if she was talking about that PR job she didn't get, but she's been saying how she'll be getting more for this job with fewer hours than she did working more hours at the shop.

No. 442873

File: 1513113460993.jpg (21.09 KB, 302x107, christ.JPG)

The plot thickens

No. 442899

>>442873

She’s so self absorbed I’m not surprised she’s saying the children already love her. Children don’t hate you on the spot or dislike someone unless you give them a reason to.
They didn’t all start crying and Aly takes that as she is those children’s answer to their lives.
One of those kids won’t want their graham crackers and she’ll get triggered.

No. 442901

>>442873
8PM? Is that normal for daycare in Italy?

No. 442903

>>442901
I'm all huh? about the times too. Shouldn't kids be in bed at 8?

No. 442906

>>442873
>>442901
>>442903

Yeah I still don't understand what the fuck her job actually is.
What's the actual job title or description, Aly?

"Little children" should be in bed by 8PM, so I'm still thinking it's a regular babysitting job.

No. 442908

>>442901
Maybe she’s actually like a nanny/ babysitter just looking after some family’s kids after school?

No. 442914

>>442908
would make more sense

No. 442915

>>442908
i was thinking maybe its an after school club?

No. 442918

File: 1513116775306.jpg (31.7 KB, 391x450, e76b2d4183aca3270baf84af97eeb4…)

She might be a Brown Owl in the Girl Guides or whatever it is in Italy.

No. 443003

File: 1513125202287.png (83.11 KB, 750x305, IMG_4482.PNG)

makes me laugh how she tries to insult her "haters" for having nothing better to do than make a fake account, which takes about 15 seconds, meanwhile she's on instagram typing 9 paragraphs of bs every hour

>>442901
maybe she was hired in the afternoon bc they know there'll be like 1 kid there, max.

No. 443024

File: 1513126670789.jpg (390.74 KB, 1144x2536, IMG_4810.JPG)

Scrolling through my feed I could help but see Ais post then right underneath this pic of Aly. Not 100% sure she is talking about Aly, but she's follows her, but if so all I want to say is, girl you've got your own shit, but I do agree with you and wish you far better than Aly.

No. 443202

File: 1513146263463.gif (1.67 MB, 320x192, giphy.gif)

>>442685
CARRY ON!!
Oh mama mia!!!

No. 443213

radio gaga. all we hear is radio gaga!

No. 443246

>>442903
>>442901
In Italy, dinner time is around 7PM/8PM

No. 443285

>>442918
nothing like that exists

No. 443286

>>442901
No, they close at 6PM

No. 443361

File: 1513174138681.png (1.63 MB, 640x1136, IMG_5548.PNG)

Is she trying to look cute?

No. 443366

File: 1513176214311.jpg (436.5 KB, 1057x1223, Screenshot_20171213-084205.jpg)

shes starting work today?

No. 443368

File: 1513177422791.jpg (456.04 KB, 810x1240, Screenshot_20171213-090114.jpg)

She's already freaking out. She forgets to mentions that her precious ed community gave her a lot of help and support when she had that harrowing time folding clothes and picking up shoe boxes and she ignored all of it

No. 443369

File: 1513177425982.jpg (59.27 KB, 446x382, trap.JPG)

She's already guilt trapping her followers and she hasn't even started working. (pic related)

Also, the real reason why you're unable to feed yourself while working is because you are a fucking dumbass, Aly.

>>443366
I can't find her post anymore but I believe she said she is going to have a trial day today?

No. 443370

>>443369
ikr like she couldnt even figure out how to bring a packed lunch with enough food for one whole day…it really hurts my head with how stupid she is like she really quit that job because she couldnt eat enough snacks lmao

No. 443374

>>443368
holy fuck she seriously thinks working with kids isnt tiring? what a moron omg. they're LIVING YOUNG HUMANS that she'll be dealing with, not articles of clothing like at her last job ffs

No. 443378

File: 1513178868474.jpg (699.74 KB, 810x1630, Screenshot_20171213-092531.jpg)

I didn't notice these comments from the other day, seem to be from non cyborgs too

No. 443381

She is afraid of gaining but also afraid of starving to death because she might not be able to eat over a time span of… 4 hours
Not eating at least every two hours = risk of relapsing into anorexia

No. 443382

>>443378
trueee

i am so sick of her crying about haters but then someone is like "aly why do you post so much?" and she screenshots, circles their name, and posts it on her stories to nearly 50k people. are you fucking kidding me? what an actual piece of garbage. fuck you aly, that could really mess up a young kid if they suddenly saw that someone with a bunch of followers was calling them out basically asking for her followers to go and attack them. fucking bitch.

No. 443394

File: 1513192279553.png (132.45 KB, 640x1136, IMG_5550.PNG)

This hater (!) has a point. People commented on her previous pic giving her advice about eating enough on breaks, getting proper nutrition etc. What does aly do? Go for fucking cheesy fries at McDick's. She's so ignorant I swear(!)

No. 443420

>>443366
>life over recovery
isnt the whole point of recovery so you can get back to life???recovery is shit
so like yeah life over recovery us a good thing aly

No. 443467

File: 1513207554884.jpg (99.59 KB, 1003x335, Screenshot_20171213-172409.jpg)

This is what she took from those hater comments

No. 443482

>>443467
Did she miss the parts of every one of those messages where they still congratulate and wish Aly the best despite her awful behaviour? Hell, there's advice thrown in there, too but she really lasers in on that negative shit. Despite fixing the weight problem, everything else has really gotten worse.
Aly needs to get a grip with this job, for example by learning how to move beyond her own problems in order to help somebody else for once. Something needs to happen for it to click in that head of hers or she's truly a lost cause.

No. 443502

File: 1513211518516.png (1.01 MB, 720x1132, 20171214_012700.png)

kek

No. 443510

File: 1513213023799.png (246.16 KB, 750x1102, IMG_4499.PNG)

high functioning anxiety kek

bitch that isnt anxiety that is SHAME. how does she have zero emotional intelligence/awareness holy fuck. she needs to go to one of those MDMA assisted therapy trials lol

No. 443511

File: 1513213470589.jpg (593.26 KB, 922x1533, Screenshot_20171213-190311.jpg)

>>443510
girrrl

No. 443514

>>443467
>one of the worst days in ages

a day she has to do some work

No. 443519

>>443502
this is gold.

No. 443523

>>443510

I've thought this before but posts like this make me wonder if she actually does read here and that's where she's taking the "hate" from. Usually there are no hater comments on her instagram but she often sums up the mood on here pretty well.

I wonder if she doesn't wanna direct people here case bc she's scared her followers will take farmers' side.

No. 443533

>>443511
This is the smartest "hater" i'd read. But Aly will ignore it and make a drama haha

No. 443537

>>443533
I HATE how everyone talks to her where they're walking on eggshells. Even when they say this stuff to her in a nice way she still throws a hissy fit.

>>443523
Idk about that. She'd know about emilylove etc if she came here.

No. 443542

>>443523
I think she got a comment calling her dramatic and another one I think their name was "loser" or something

>>443533
>>443537
yeah everyone always has to be like "aly ❤💞❤❤ + criticism 🖤❤💘🖤 no hate!!" and ya she wont listen to this i literally cannot see her coming off instagram unless it is forcibly removed from her clutches

No. 443550

>>443523
I used to think she did but by this point I doubt it. 1: she's too dumb to figure out the site tbh. 2: her english is shitty and her reading comprehension is worse, she barely skims her comments, so I can't really see her wading thru this thread with as fast as it goes. 3: relatedly, she is too self obsessed to internalize criticism or to deal with the times the thread goes OT. she won't even read comments that aren't all about her, and she only half reads hater comments. she wants validation only and deletes/blocks anything else, so why spend time on something that doesn't make her look popular or kiss her ass? 4: she 100% would be screen capping and posting the shit out of this thread if she read it. she has no self control, she couldn't resist victimizing herself so dramatically.

No. 443562

>>443550
I think she's too dumb in general. She doesn't understand things. She doesn't understand anything. It's remarkable someone like her exists and isn't recognised as having some kind of learning difficulty.

No. 443633

>>443537
yeah i think she'd make a much bigger deal if she found this and read through it. like a black out post in all caps "Critics made a site just to bully me. Thanks so much haters I am taking 40 sleeping pills. I kill me. Thanks a lot this is all their fault. I die." and then post stories of her crying face with unsmudged eyeliner and a knife pressed against her wrist

then come back the next day with a bikini pics and be like "Haters? NOT. I laugh at them. Girls my mom is taking that website down. All the bullies and critics are arrested (!)"

No. 443635

>>443537
yeah i think she'd make a much bigger deal if she found this and read through it. like a black out post in all caps "Critics made a site just to bully me. Thanks so much haters I am taking 40 sleeping pills. I kill me. Thanks a lot this is all their fault. I die." and then post stories of her crying face with unsmudged eyeliner and a knife pressed against her wrist

then come back the next day with a bikini pics and be like "Haters? NOT. I laugh at them. Girls my mom is taking that website down. All the bullies and critics are arrested (!)"

No. 443659

File: 1513230433591.png (135.66 KB, 636x848, 20171214_054646.png)


No. 443730

>>443659

Aly is not mentally well enough to work with children. I wonder if she hides it well in person and does a shitty job hiding it on IG? I mean…if she acted how she sounds on IG I wouldn’t hire her to watch children. She didn’t even believe it would be exhausting.

It makes me sick to think she wants a child. That poor kid. I hope her uterus is just a barren wasteland.

No. 443765

File: 1513251329375.jpg (31.04 KB, 302x230, Capture.JPG)

>>443511

Here's Aly's response. She needs to take time to stop the drama about working with kids.

>>443730
The fact that Berto doesn't follow her and there aren't any friends she knows irl who interact with her makes me think she hides it all from them. This must've happened with her therapists and she goes in all #bodyposi and #recovery bullshit and then she blackposts on ig.

I hope her whole womb shriveled and she can't conceive. Hopefully this experience at work (whatever the fuck it is) might put her off having any of her own. I'd be as much concerned about her having a baby as I am that Crying Emily's spawning.

No. 443767

>>443765
(She even finds the whole thing funny with that emoji at the end of "let me take time").

No. 443768

File: 1513251889316.jpg (50.18 KB, 358x635, Capture.JPG)

Just noticed this in stories. She's obsessed with her BMI.


/spam

No. 443769

>>443768
inb4 "shut up anachan"
Aly looks good here, toned, and happy. Now she looks manic, borderline chubby, and is retaining water from her sodium intake. I would love to see her post a side by side because she is CLEARLY bigger.

No. 443770

>>443769
You don't sound anachan. I think she looks more than 19 BMI there, but she's got those thighs where she looks toned. She used to do horse riding, so. Yeah she looks good there and "normal". Whatever starvation did to her brain, it made one hell of a mess.

No. 443772

File: 1513252837481.jpg (1.03 MB, 1564x1564, IMG_20171214_065923.jpg)


No. 443773

File: 1513253083713.jpg (25.61 KB, 267x201, Capture.JPG)

>>443772
I don't think she'd like the answer to her question after seeing this before and after.

No. 443787

>>443773
She deleted that because only 2 comments. Here's betting she became OCD nervous about the picture.

No. 443790

File: 1513258787486.jpg (99.72 KB, 730x672, lol.JPG)

Oh, she PURGED is the reason.

No. 443794

File: 1513259458291.png (915.81 KB, 640x1136, IMG_5555.PNG)

Boo hoo.

No. 443797

File: 1513260766582.png (300.15 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2017-12-14-07-10-13…)

I love when her comments are filled with angry people!

No. 443800

File: 1513261663243.png (490.71 KB, 640x1136, IMG_5556.PNG)


No. 443807

>>443800
tru tho. what does "i fucking did good for 2 years even mean. shut up

No. 443812

Did anyone catch what she just posted? I have alerts on for her but she took it down so fast I didn't even get to see it, wondering if it was a black post after all her "hate"

No. 443814

>>443797
The elsy.hdez one is the first comment I ever saw that actually did call Aly fat. Not necessary imo

No. 443815

File: 1513263851233.png (241.29 KB, 750x1114, IMG_4507.PNG)

but she just "purged" bc of haters

No. 443817

>>443815
Lmao empty belly but had donnies and candy yesterday

No. 443820

>>443815
lol so she totally listened to the girl who said try not to post all afternoon dont make a drama etc haha shes such a joke

No. 443823

File: 1513264831230.jpg (107.3 KB, 994x277, Screenshot_20171214-091831.jpg)

*continues to post

No. 443827

>>443772
she actually looks more than 18.5 here i would guess 20 at least. so i'm willing to bet it's just the pose + different weight distribution. if you look at her pre ed bikini pics she looks the exact same

No. 443830

>>443768
She just claimed the other day that her current BMI was as high as it hadn't been since 2012, which would be around when this picture was taken.
But she also said her current BMI was "close to 18".
Once again something doesn't add up.

No. 443835

>>443830
yeah i noticed that too
her bmi is probably over 18 by now, i mean cmon we've all seen her big meaty head like just admit it aly, her telling people shes still underweight but she knows shes not? like whats the point

No. 443860

>>443835
She will hit 180lbs and still claim BMI 17.8
I suspect Aly will get chubby by spring time

No. 443905

File: 1513274200209.png (12.76 KB, 290x91, Bildschirmfoto 2017-12-14 um 1…)

She thinks about quitting her job before she has even started, lol. Did anyone expect anything else?

No. 443908

>>443905

I thought she'd found her life's calling. After all, children are on the same intellectual level.

>If you ever had to take care of children you will understand: it's terrifying, and rewarding


She's spent approx 4 hours with them and now she's an expert.

No. 443909

File: 1513274568578.png (1.46 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2017-12-14-10-59-50…)

One of her new poses appears to be pulling at her hood. I hope she quits so th ose poor kids aren't subjected to her.

No. 443910

File: 1513274723098.png (370.79 KB, 569x282, new pose.png)

>>443909

Yup, her new "thing".

No. 443934

File: 1513276650128.jpg (23.58 KB, 480x219, IMG_20171214_123458_330.jpg)

Do someone know who is Melania and what is this girl talking about?

No. 443935

>>443934
Melania is her mother

No. 443936

>>443934
pretty sure Melania is her mom lol

No. 443939

>>443934
man i hope this account is legit

No. 443942

File: 1513276965096.png (137.12 KB, 720x1060, 20171214_184213.png)

I predict black out

No. 443948

>>443942
Hope so, I miss those times, nothing is the same since she began to break down on stories haha.
>>443935
>>443936
>>443939
hope too but this account its a triple zero.

No. 443949

File: 1513277434806.jpg (45.12 KB, 315x362, Capture.JPG)

This one too

No. 443954

>>443934
melania trump obvz

No. 443961

If she breaks down, it's now. She just deleted all those comments.

No. 443967

>>443949
Did she even delete this one? they werent a cyborg. She's gonna have no followers left, that hot girl only leaves her comments cus aly said she was beautiful a bunch

No. 443968

>>443967
Yeah it's gone. Only the ones praising her are left.

No. 443989

File: 1513286863003.png (946.81 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20171214-222046.png)

Aly bleeds again you guys!

No. 443991

>>443989
At least we know she isn't knocked up..

No. 443993

>>443989
we really didn't need to see this
how much weight do you think she's gained from period bloat? she's definitely far above 18 now…
>>443989

No. 443999

>>443989
Btw, who wants to tell her that the period one gets by anticonception pills is a fake period? bahaha

No. 444003

Are you idiot? there's no fake period.

No. 444006

File: 1513288506487.jpg (2.82 KB, 275x183, aly white.jpg)

>>443989
Ew those are pads? If so, please don't wear such tight jeans, Aly ffs.

No. 444012

(At least she won't have to have sex with Berto at his parents next week unless he's into that and has a stash of bleach).

No. 444013

>>444003
before calling someone an idiot, search a little.
http://www.hormonesmatter.com/pill-bleeds-periods/

No. 444022

I still hope she's infertile.

No. 444027

>>443909
so she ate a different thing than what she posted.

No. 444031

File: 1513290415131.jpeg (256.16 KB, 750x1080, 700A1A3C-4924-40CE-9FC9-74532C…)

The comments are deteriorating again

No. 444032

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No. 444033

I can't believe Aly is this…Oblivious. I started working four months ago as a school lunch monitor with kids between 3/11 years old. It's not a complicated job but it requires a lot of patience. The money isn't that good but I didn't have to do a previous interview, so I guess she'll be doing something similar. And she's such…So. Fucking. Dramatic.

Kids are tiring, it's exhausting and they can be really mean when they want to be. I love kids, I enjoy spending time with them and some days…I can't stand them. I just know she won't be valuable for this job, she CAN'T be when she was in a retail job and had to make it all about her. When you're with kids, you don't have to think about you or your needs, they're the most important thing. She's so obsessed with herself, I'm sure she'll give up and blame her boss / kids / mean parents / little money. Ughhhh

No. 444034

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No. 444041

>>444034
OH GOD. You KNOW this is going to be another ~anniversary date~ like going in hospital for two days was being reborn. This will be her menstrual day. Still grossed out over pads considering she'll be sitting on dining tables.

No. 444068

File: 1513293550056.jpeg (167.26 KB, 1234x1265, image.jpeg)


No. 444114

File: 1513298146383.jpeg (211.86 KB, 750x1076, B8B2B913-1A98-4FB5-B59D-5B7798…)

Oh my god this is gold

No. 444115

File: 1513298175273.jpeg (248.58 KB, 750x1069, 3F4447F9-3822-4278-973D-860AF1…)


No. 444119

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No. 444121

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>>444119
Uh that escalated quickly

No. 444125

>>444121
I can’t breathe

No. 444126

>>443989
if she hasn't had one in a long time, I can understand why she posts this? it's not the worst thing in the world to bring up.

>>444006
>>444012
>>444041
Did you have a strict religious/cultural upbringing so that you feel so disgusted with your own body? Periods are messy and inconvenient is all. They don't make a woman disgusting or "untouchable".

No. 444130

>>444121

I just…WHAT. I wonder what will happen tomorrow when Aly wakes up to find more than 30 comments in one photo and has to read all…That.

No. 444157

I just like seeing aly get shit from people everyday, its almost encouraging non farmers to leave her hate too lol I mean I'm almost happy for her that she got her period, but I still hate her and she's an awful person etc.

No. 444158

>>444119
>>444121
It's a pasta, not that Aly will know lmao

No. 444168

File: 1513300499411.jpg (1.56 MB, 245x160, D34BCgT.jpg)

>>444119

crackmother is my idol.

>>444126
I was ew at pads. No I'm fine with periods. I talk freely about them and enjoy period chat. I don't like pads because they're messy and bad for the environment. It's gross to be sitting on a nice beach and there're bits of plastic lining from pads on the sand. I hate having periods because I had no need for them. Tax on products for X amount of years when I never wanted to breed.

I like when Aly's insta becomes a surreal farm chatroom.

No. 444222

>>444121
HAHAHA

it's that fucking sara who tried to expose oldfence.

>>443989
honestly fuck. what if she gets pregnant!?? she'll use that as excuse not to do anything w her life then completely fuck up the kid and neglect them when she realizes children are a huge responsibility.

i feel like lainey is a better mom than aly would be. aly is the type of person who'll start crying and screaming when her baby wont shut up and then she'll "run away" leaving her baby unsupervised for half a day

No. 444224

>>444222

Half a day is being generous

No. 444227

>>444126
uhh i dont think those anons are grossed out by periods. where did you even get that from…? pads are generally kind of ew bc they're a lot messier and also "unsanitary" in a sense where you can flush down a tampon or rinse a diva cup but the pad goes in the trash beside the toilet… and can smell… etc etc. plus you can't swim without making the water red. it's not the period itself lol. i dont know anyone who uses pads anymore tbh

No. 444249

File: 1513305935495.jpg (10.98 KB, 225x225, do.jpg)

>>444227

I'd just rather shove something up there and not have this reminder stuck into my knickers. Do they even stick properly? No, I don't know anyone who uses them either.

>>444222
Aly's careless enough to get pregnant although she must've had periods pre spoopy when she was with Berto. (Please be infertile). I bet her hamster's been sleeping in a pile of its own excrement for weeks with no water in the tube or food in the pot. No, she must never spawn.

No. 444308

>>444249
Some people have to use them for medical reasons that make tampons too uncomfortable/painful, but I think general consensus is they feel like you're sitting in a wet, bloody diaper at constant risk of leaking.

Sage for irrelevance.

No. 444421

>>444308
there's all kinds of quality levels and the better-made ones are just fine. the liquid is absorbed into it, it doesn't sit on top and doesn't come out the other side either. "ultra-thin with wings" type of thing. source, I have to wear them as backup due to a having a bicornuate uterus, tampons don't always work. they obviously don't go well with some types of clothing but that's about it.

No. 444431

>>443942

>doot around lookin at baked good


I lost it

No. 444477

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As if this daft cunt has to ask random people on Instagram how to deal with having her period… like just do what you did before you stopped getting it. Middle, chocolate, heating pad. Ask your mother Aly since she's you beloved number 1 and all..

No. 444478

>>444477
That should say Midol, I kill me

No. 444485

>>444249
You're not supposed to flush tampons down the toilet.

No. 444500

>>443909
>Eat me and go
I like that brand name, makes me feel like even the fast food places are tired of her and are like "fucking eat your food and gtfo aly you look like an idiot making your boyfriend take stupid pics of you at mcdonald"

If I saw a girl taking dumb poses with a fucking mcmuffin i'd lose it. New level of poor instahoe

No. 444510

>>444477
what the actual fuck? "are period cramps normal?" did i srsly just read that? why does she have to make everything so insanely dramatic? they're called PERIOD CRAMPS for a fucking reason. as if she didnt have her period pre-ed.

No. 444525

>>444119
>>444121
And I'm sure Aly has never heard of the navy seal copy pasta and will somehow interpret this as a personal threat

>>444477
>Better to rest/not stress my body or keep living normally?

yes Aly because most women just do absolutely nothing while on their periods, that's why women aren't allowed to be politicians or ceos or serve in the military

Also what about her life is "stressful" at all, kek

No. 444541

>>444168
>>444227
Now this is a nitpick. Just for context, most Italian girls use pads so it's not weird that Aly would use them too. Few girls use tampons, and even fewer use the cups.
You just have to change them frequently and wash yourself, it's not a big deal and they're more hygienic than tampons to be fair. And no, you can't flush down tampons wtf you'll clog the toilet

>>444477
She missed her periods for how many years? Two? And now she's acting as if she hasn't seen them since she was in middle school or something

No. 444575

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>>444541
And not everyone wants to change them in public bathrooms. Tampons in Italy and most of EU don't come with that plastic applicator.

Also, she hasn't had it in years, how is she supposed to know how much she will bleed? There's enough other things about Aly to talk about.

On another note: she doesn't have any more 'physical goals' and is asking whether she should reduce her intake and start exercising.

No. 444587

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>>444575
No, Aly. You aren't supposed to eat cake while menstruating. Neither should you wash your hair or look a toad directly in its eyes on a full moon.

I'm period sisters with Aly. We're in sync (!)

No. 444600

>>444006
I can now sleep at night knowing that Aly wears wingless pads
Fuck these millenials and their oversharing

No. 444602

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>>444034
These names are just the gifts that keep on giving. Xmas time is here folks
>>justadriveby

No. 444604

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>>444600

I prefered the creativity of the Generation X-ers who made their own. Environment friendly too.

No. 444607

I clearly spoke too soon….
Now we got
>>shart
>>TMI
I'm catching up sorry. Fucking dying over here!!
Reckon we need a list of the funniest Aly commenter usernames.
I'm calling c_bish as top

No. 444609

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>>444607
We need a list.

How long is Aly going to drag this being on the blob thing? It's getting boring now with her rooftop wine and chips with Berto to celebrate. Next month she'll be holding a "period shower" Ma…i mean her "friends" gift her wingless pads, Feminax and hot water bottles.

Not sure it's going down too well with followers because she's lost a few hundred during the last 12 hours.

No. 444610

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>>444249
>>I bet her hamster's been sleeping in a pile of its own excrement for weeks with no water

I completely read that line as a euphemism.

No. 444615

>>444541
>>444575
I weren't anyone of the above you're referring to.
But for me, the EW was pointing it out?
Does ANYONE other than HERSELF need to be knowing how she deals with her "monthlies"
I don't care if she hasn't had one for 10 years (!)
It's NASTY that she's telling us. While she's at it. She may as well be telling us how much discharge she has and the specific colour and thickness and how frequently she changes her knickers.
NOBODY needs to know.
It's not gross it's natural. What IS GROSS is telling 40k randoms online.

No. 444633

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No. 444636

>>444633
Yes darling
Walk to the nearest train station
Throw your IPHONE onto the tracks of the nearest oncoming train
Go home
Take some ibuprofen n go to bed
Wake up with a fucking grip!

No. 444725

>>444633
JESUS H CHRIST, ALICE ELEANOR CASATI, PRACTICALLY EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH MENSTRUATES, CALM THE FUCK DOWN

like seriously, for anyone who ever gave her the benefit of the doubt about her "exhaustion" at her old job, or her "purging" or "panic attacks" or "self arming" or whatever, they should now realize that all of that was total bullshit, because she's literally making a period sound like she's fucking dying.

and as others have pointed out she obviously got her period like a normal person for probably like 5-6 years before her anorexia kicked in at age 19. aly if you could handle cramps and chocolate cravings at age 13 you can do it now, trust me

No. 444794

>>444541
That's not nitpicking. It's derailig slightly but they were just answering another anon's question.

>>444607
i vote emilylove and chez as 2 and 3

>>444725
Ikr. really really bad cramps and symptoms can occur but i have this feeling that it's not happening to her

No. 444799

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I wonder how aly will try to make herself stay relevant. Lots of people stay on insta when they're wr and go on to post "normal" things but I'm sure she'll stay clung to her ed identity

No. 444821

>>444610
How is that a euphemism, you dumb?

No. 444823

>>444794
I don’t get what’s so great about the Emilylove username?

No. 444828

>>4144821
bring me up to speed\

TEACH ME

No. 444830

God. She's still going on about periods. I know every woman is different, but on birth control I barely experienced pain and they were so light it was barely worth them happening. Without birth control I get ravenous for about 2 days before then when it comes the hunger goes away.

There were girls in primary school at 9 years or 10 getting their first period and they dealt with it. Women with endometriosis have terrible pain and they deal with it. Idk why I expected anything else from Aly other than major drama over periods, but JFC, this is extreme dramatisation even for her.

cinoirtsih_bish made me well up with tears in my eyes
> you are really goddess, created from the light of three thousand evening stars.

Beautiful.

No. 444831

>>444821
Teach me

No. 444833

>>444832
true as shit

No. 444848

>>444832
>>444835

is this an incel who just discovered lolcow?

No. 444851

>>444848
Probably. One who had a bad experience with blondes perhaps.

No. 444871

>>444848
men remain just..so embarrassing

No. 444876

>>444861
okay dude

No. 444877

>>444861
please stay on topic virginfag

No. 444880

>>444878
what does this say i can't read suddenly

No. 444899

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>>444861
I'm sorry your mother's an evil beast with vile sexual impulses. Sorry she's a plague, vicious, depreaved and barbaric. You should write a ~tragic life stories~ book. Might make you feel better.

Bye now. Good luck.

No. 444900

(THANKS ADMIN)

No. 444908

>>444895

She would deal a lot better with something severe because she thrives off attention and drama. she only can't stand being ignored. remember when she was sick and downplayed the seriousness of it.

No. 444919

>>444908
I can't pinpoint the moment when she became so attention hungry. She gained a large following on insta because she appealed to anachans and she was a trainwreck like Ash and the other spoops. Her feed was all fake eating but not much drama (if any). Then she became all needy. Having a period is the only eventful (in her life) to have happened anorexia-wise to her for ages so she's milking it. If she was interesting and did things other than think about recovery I'd follow her to see her do hobbies or read what she feels about things, but … there's nothing and we just follow to watch her flip out.

No. 444920

>>444919
bitch just learned that being ill gets you attention and she loved it. no idea what she'll do now, i'm amazed she even admitted to getting her period

No. 444929

>>444908
sorry i accidentally deleted the post you replied to (thought i double-posted) but it said something along the lines of "take it in how much she exaggerates everything, imagine if she was to go thru something actually severe. imagine aly goes thru benzo or opiate withdrawal kek"

No. 444931

>>444929

I imagine that if now she was getting tubed and in hospital (for two days) she'd be posting loads of crying shoots in stories about the pain. All we had was her wheeling her drip and a mock sad face Aly. I really think she's become more unhinged.

Some people must just love making something sound dramatic (obv cos of munchie thread). Personal blog soz, but a couple of years ago I had to start tapering down from Benzos. I looked at a specific forum and it gave me the fear of the devil like it was going to be HORRENDOUS and worse than coming off heroin (!). It wasn't fun, but increased anxiety, palpitations, etc under supervision was fuck all. But yeah, back to Aly, she was all OMFG HOW WILL I REACT TO ANTIDEPRESSANTS?? WILL I COPE WITH SIDE EFFECTS?? If I was a 10 year old reading about her fucking period I'd feel like I'd been diagnosed with a life changing disease. Idk, can't get inside the mind of drama people but they really need to find a hobby.

No. 444959

>>444931
you're lucky you seemed to have had a good taper plan if you weren't getting the worst symptoms like hallucinations & delusions, when i tapered i had a fucking seizure (sorry for blogpost too). i mentioned benzos & opiates bc withdrawing off them is literally the worst experience of life and i simply cannot imagine what aly would do. her thought process was prob filled with a fuckton of defense mechanisms when she was snoopy so she probably didnt even think of it as thaaat bad back then. but putting her in the middle of something like H withdrawal… that's not something you can just rationalize your way out of not feeling bad. Like, you feel bad. Period. I wouldnt wish that shit on anyone but tbh maybe Aly needs to experience something THAT bad. so she can stfu about her period cramps ke

No. 444985

>>444957
(I was doing it with guidance from the Lifeline Project and cutting back 5mg every two weeks. It took ages and had some slip ups but they were good. Got down to 30mg a day but doubt I could deal without that tbh. Benzos and alcohol are the two things that you can't suddenly withdraw from innit. Shame Lifeline doesn't exist any more).

One of the shittiest things Aly talks about is how she hates her dad. He's had cancer yet she's so flippant about it. She even made the death of that uncle who had cancer all about her. I don't wish terminal cancer on her and at this point I can see she still wouldn't change and she'd become #cancerworrior. Maybe she would show strength through it, but when she'd start to recover I'm not sure it wouldn't be like groundhog day and she'd forever bang on about her battles.

No. 445021

I think she's going to get extra boring now because she'll have to drag things out even more like she'll stub her toe and say when she was bmi 10.6 that could've killed her but now (!) i think NOT or w/e

No. 445065

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Lol, how will Aly react to this?
A bit vulgar, but whoever posted this is sooo right…

No. 445083

>>445065
I've seen this written on cards and stuff except they say "alphabetty spaghetti" instead of scrabble words.

Kind of thing I can imagine the Jackass crew trying for real.

I concur. Sooo right.

No. 445197

im not a fan of the farmer comments. all comments make aly happy someones paying attention to her posts and she doesnt give a fuck about what they say, shes probably even happy if theyre mean bc then she can complain about it.
i wish i could see aly's ig not getting any comments for a whole day or two. she would go crazy

No. 445203

>>445197
yeah and recently if there were no farmer comments there would only be like 1-2 people leaving her comments

No. 445234

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Seems legit

No. 445238

>>445197
I do like the farmer comments and I've made some myself but I'm totally up for depriving her of attention for a couple days
Won't like or comment until at least let's say Wednesday, feel free to join

No. 445261

>>444615
I mean, she shares the most trivial things on her profile, even when she's going to see Berto. Having her period back after the spoop is something more or less important. It means that she's healthy now and can't bitch about "Still recovering" anymore.
As long as she doesn't add any gross detail to it, I don't see why anyone should freak out at someone mentioning periods. It's childish

No. 445266

>>445261
yea no one was we've moved on anon

No. 445268

Duck is working on something, ok? Take the #motivation soup, it’s going somewhere.

No. 445270

>>445268
theyre gonna get alys account details and delete it?

No. 445275

I only just checked in today and she's REPOSTEED X because someone called her moonface? Still banging on about period pain ffs.

>>445268
I hope so. It makes me weep to read duck's love letters to Aly knowing she is a farmer.

No. 445284

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Zoomed in, you can see the buttons are under pressure on those high waisted jeans. If she has another one day breakdown and claims she’s BMI ~16 again I’ll go insane right along with her.

She just can’t deal with the fact that she’s a healthy weight.

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>>445284
I noticed how tight her jeans were a few days ago. It's almost forcing the zip down. She said she was a double zero when spoopy and now she buys two sizes up. Um…I don't think so. She looks like she needs a UK size 10 (US 6 I think?)

No. 445334

>>445197
i like the occaisonal hilarious over the top ones, not the daily asslicker ones. while i have no idea what some farmers are giving her asspats every post, the occaisonal "my dog died" ones are funny. if everyone could stop commenting for like a couple days (like how we all did when she went private for 12 hrs) that would be cool i wanna see what happens

>>445289
all her pants were probably stretched out and now when she tried a US 0 or 2 or whatever at a store it didnt fit so she was like "oh i'm gonna buy one size higher so i can gain weight into it!!!"

No. 445371

Omg I woke up with period pains this morning. Then I went out to pick up some tampons because I'm having a period. I then ate what I always eat because I'm having a period. This evening I will do what I always do except I will be having my period while doing it.

>>445334
Is that an elasticated bit at the waist on those pants she's wearing? I think they've expanded as much as possible and it must be painful when she's sitting down (not just because she's got her period).

No. 445376

>>445371
idk i cant tell. did her mirror selfie pic have a shot of the name of the store where she bought these pants? i could try and find them online

she probably doesnt wash them so they dont shrink kek

No. 445438

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The not commenting is working. LoL

No. 445442

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No. 445464

>>445442
Yeah then some fuckers spoil it.

Can't believe how she needs someone around 7/24.

No. 445496

>>445438
on some chocolate pic she said it was the first saturday shes been alone in 3 months lol

No. 445507

>>445496

There's something really wrong with that. She wigs out if she's not with someone for an afternoon. She must have NOTHING she can think of doing.



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