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File: 1492669183725.jpg (51.99 KB, 482x594, ember.jpg)

No. 295008

Reviving this since I got permission.
>Former ""ana"" chan
>Known for her feud with emilyologist
>Both have been found guilty of self-posting on here
>Subsequently both were banned topics due to attracting underage anachans

On to the milk.
Ember has recently had a personality transplant. She now pretends to be some sort of hoodrat a la casshh me ousside girl. It's especially funny if you followed her at all before this sudden personality change.
Well, I at least encourage everyone to watch this video if you want to cringe.

http://temporary-personality.tumblr.com/post/159019069856/watch-ember-go-from-a-trashy-hood-rat-to-basic-ass

No. 295010

>>295008
oh my god i forgot about this bitch. good to see she still hasn't sorted her damn eyebrows out.

No. 295012

Forgot the links;
https://www.instagram.com/bitchyember/
https://www.instagram.com/embersrecovery/ (this one is mostly abandoned, she's moved on at least)

No. 295014

Holy fuck, I forgot about this girl.

Wasn't she a Killstar wearing Wiccan goth before?

Those fake freckles are so bad.

No. 295016


No. 295019

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>>295008
i'm dying over that fucking face

No. 295024

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What the actual fuck is she doing.

No. 295025

>>295024
Is she suddenly trying to look deeply tanned now too?

No. 295026

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>>295012
You forgot: https://www.instagram.com/temporarygoddess/


Also, can we talk about her tattoo that looks like a brown ghost and the thing she's wearing in her mouth?

No. 295028

>>295008
lmaooo what the FUCK. I feel like she has to be trolling. She's too much of a caricature of what a "hood rat" girl would act like. I either can't or just don't want to believe someone could flip their entire personality so quickly.

No. 295029

>>295028
samefag, but isn't she also from Connecticut? like…girl

No. 295030

>>295025
She's trying to be "ghetto" now and "act black" while harassing 14 year olds on instagram

No. 295034

God,I looked her up in ig not long ago since I missed her thread and I'm so happy it's back.

I'm so curious where the new ghetto persona came from it's gold.

No. 295035

>>295026
Her tattoo is a poorly-done Hannibal Lector mask.

>>295025
She's been abusing the skin tone feature in meitu/beauty plus for quite a while now.

No. 295036

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>>295029
Nope, she's from Rochester

>>295034
She started doing it after seeing the Cash Me Outside Girl and you know who

>>295035
I know, but it's just looks like a brown ghost/stingray lol

No. 295046

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>>295008
>Personality transplant

No. 295058

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>>295026
>>295036
Now I can't unsee it anon…

No. 295065

>>295016
lol I'm still blocked.
Either because I was following Emily or because I would get annoyed and unfollow her and then be bored and follow again.

No. 295076

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>>295065
Idk how she picks who she blocks, but I used to follow her and other cows, she even followed back for a while but I still didn't get blocked? idk

>>295026
Can also someone finally tell me what that thing in her mouth is? I know it's not braces and it's golden? Looks like her teeth are rotten

No. 295084

>>295076
Have you seriously never seen a grill before? I mean, I thought they've been out of style for a while now, but maybe ember is just that out of touch and desperate to seem "hood".

No. 295107

>>295084
not…really, no. At least not in the last 10+ years so I might've forgotten.

She's trying everything under the sun to look like it

No. 295154

>>295019
That's an ogre face If I've ever seen one

No. 295166

>>295084
Lmfao thats not a grill, its a cheap hunk of plastic one of her "fans" sent her, probably someone trying to make her look as stupid as possible and shes just eating up that cheap bait

No. 295175

how many years has it been since she started shitting up the internet? her eyebrows are still. awful. why.

No. 295180

Her livestreams are fucken hilarious, someone ought to record them pls fam

No. 295196

>>295180
You can find some of the videos on the tumblr blog thats in the description

No. 295199

Dear god ember watch a few eyebrow tutorials.

No. 295246

the fuck is up with that makeup like chill on the highlighter, fake frecks, poop lipstick, and poop smeared sharpie brows. theres also something not right about the combination of her skin colour and hair colour in the op picture. she looks dirty like mud.

No. 295343

>>295076
It's supposed to be a grill, but imo it looks like the thing they use to hold your jaw together if you break it.

No. 295355

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this bitch, I swear to god.

No. 295384

She looks like James Charles only worse

No. 295450

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Wow, this is very tragic. More than being fake ana. At least her giraffe legs have morphed into normal no thigh gap ones. How can she look so much older in less than a year?

No. 295453

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No. 295456

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acrylics/blunt picture is such a typical "instagram baddie" post. caption is "🔥👅"

No. 295457

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No. 295458

>>295457
Oh for fucks sake is she still trying to go at it with Crocker? Both of these girls are past their internet infamy prime, I can't believe they would still be bitching about each other.

No. 295459

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No. 295460

>>295457
She should pretend she's DID. This is like that Cassie girl posting when she's the teenage hoodie kid.

No. 295464

This is so embarrassing and pathetic.
Not trying to racebait here, but why is she even doing this? Why is this a fad right now, anyway? Cool kid points for acting like a retard?

No. 295466

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she looks like a greyhound

No. 295469

She looks like if Starbucks and Instagram fucked and had an abortion.

No. 295472

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>>295466
Why would anyone shoop themselves like this?

No. 295485

>>295466
Big-ass heads are not couture

No. 295499

>>295459
holy fuck that cringe-inducing caption. so bad ass ember!!!! so hood rat!! emojis!! god she is such a lost soul. i dont even think she knows who she is anymore :\ she's tried to be so many different people and none of them are her. she tried to be goth, wiccan,'witchy' pageagan try-hard. she tried to be ana-chan instagram famous. she tried to be crystal loving faux-hippy. now this. what next girl, what next.

No. 295500

"ember 👑💯👅 yea its rlly me again hoe 💯👅" ember shut up you don't talk like that. how embarrassing. the word poser comes to mind

No. 295502

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>>295008
can we talk bout her fedora wearing neck beard boyfriend? lmao.

No. 295503

sick cargo shorts bro

No. 295538


No. 295543


No. 295548

>>295543
>>295538
HOLY FUCK
this cannot be real life top kek

>fake ass "hood" accent that disappears after ten seconds

>ugly grill on bottom teeth (?)
>sharpie brows
>rap music in the background
>thot braids
>sohood.jpg

milky.

No. 295577

Lmao this bitch tryna figure out how a dab works

No. 295627

>>295538
WHY IS SHE HANDLING WAX WITH HER HANDS WHY IS SHE SMOKING IT IN THAT BOWL OMG EVERYTHING IS INCORRECT

How can you fail this hard at everything? I'm actually impressed.

No. 295632

>>295466
Why is she photoshopping her body to look like Claire Hartley?

No. 295660

>>295543
why is her normal speaking voice so goddamn nasally?

No. 295723

WHAT IS THIS FAKE HOOD SHIT SHE'S DOING
I'm watching those clips on tumblr, and there's legitimately a moment where she goes from "cash me ousside, skeet skeet on theze thot azz hoez niqqa" back to suburban caucasian girl in two seconds flat. Such a sad, hollow existence it must be to not have any personality of your own so you hop on passing trends in order to compensate.

No. 295739

This is gold. Thank you admins for allowing this.

That fucking grill and her ghetto talk.
WAT UP DOH

No. 295740

ember really is the gift that keeps on giving. holy shit. ive never seen someone so embarrassing with such a punchable face lol

No. 295743

>>295627
Omfg that was awful. She doesn't know how to fucking dab but think she's cool. Also she sticks out her tongue constantly, it's nasty. She's so fucking ugly and retarded.

No. 295744

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I guess being an 'ana wintergirl goddess' doesn't fit with her whole stoner hoodrat chic vibe so she dropped it.

No. 295747

>>295744
Not really, she's still trying to hit that she's an anachan with those poses and her food diary, she's just not constantly talking about it

I wonder how long it'll take her to see the thread

No. 295751

File: 1492763676174.png (1.01 MB, 1640x1214, Screen Shot 2017-04-21 at 09.0…)

This doesn't count as milk (hence the sage) because it's from so long ago, but I've been wanting to talk about it since she posted. Girl never has and never will understand basic human anatomy for as long as she photoshops.

I'm legitimately thrilled this thread is back. I wonder at what point in her life is she going to settle for an aesthetic that fits her. She'd do well as a pop punk tumblr gal. She wouldn't have to force her personality and she'd be able to wear her ugly killstar dresses etc. But that's outdated and pop punk isn't cool anymore.

No. 295773

>>295751
Wtf is a pop punk Tumblr girl?

No. 295792

>>295773
whatever it is she'd suck at it too. She's white trash and finally embraces it.

No. 295843

>>295743
>Also she sticks out her tongue constantly, it's nasty.

Yea what is up with that?

And why does her face always look so dirty?

No. 295845

>>295843
Probably crappy contouring and filters

No. 295848

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>>295466
>she looks like a greyhound
holy shit lmao

>>295502
double keks. i can only imagine the contrast in personality when shes around him irl vs when shes posting on the internet. he looks autistic and terribly bland which makes me laugh how she thinks she's hood rat. it shows you who she's really compatible with.

>>295538
>stretch muhks
>dropping stems
why does she always stick her nasty ass tongue out?

>>295773
the new "scene" kids of 2012-2013 and only lasted for a year because it's so boring. pretty much consisted of shitty, whiny music, kids who pretended they skate, and pizza because lol so randumb xDDD

No. 295884

>>295502
Wasnt she engaged at some point? It's been a while since we talked about her. This isn't the same guy is it?

Maybe they broke up, she started dating this dude, and then conformed to what she believes is "his type". I've known girls to do that after a break up because they're desperate to not be alone.

No. 295895

>>295884
She cheated on her ex and claimed he was abusing her

No. 295896

>>295895
Oh, and she was dancing and showing her underwaer on some live video website and he cicked her out

No. 295899

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No. 295947

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This is old and not very milky, but she followed me on tumblr a while ago and I just thought it was funny.

No. 296407

>>295947
Why is it funny?

No. 296723

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Ember recently tried to be an internet thug and call this girl out (obvs out of jealousy) but her followers turned on her (and she lost 200 of them)

She kept saying she wanted to fight but when the girl sent her the address to where she was ember stopped replying and never showed up lol

No. 296724

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Sage for second screencap

No. 296739

>>296723
lol ember sounds like a tryhard wannabe even when she's trying to act ~tuff~ online
while I have no doubt she'd get her ass handed to her in a second, i don't think anyone would recognize her IRL w/o all the photoshopping, image stretching, and excessive filters lol

No. 296756

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she also pretended that she was facetiming danielle (cassh me ousside girl) but really she was just watching her live lmao

No. 296765

>>295456

Her nails are so badly done that they look like press ons.

No. 296809

Rofl those brows are hideous

Least authentic flake ever

No. 296894

>>296756
LMAO JESUS

No. 296896

Her gravitation towards teenage girls makes me uncomfortable.

No. 296897

>>296809
the worst eyebrows of /snow for sure.

No. 296911

>>296896
oh yeah, ember has displayed predatory/grooming habits towards younger girls FOR SURE. its really creepy and a bit pathetic tbh

No. 296927

>>296911
>>296896
To be fait, she IS around that level of maturity

No. 296936

>>296896
Back when she was pretending to be anorexic, someone noticed that she was following a whole bunch of really young cheerleading club accounts.

No. 297085

>>296936
I think she still is? And she keeps following young girls like 13-16.

Does she even follow anyone her age?

No. 297130

SHE NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE HIGHLIGHTER GOD DAMN SHE PACKS SO MUCH ON

No. 297225

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It looks like she has a mustache

No. 297226

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>>297130
She looks greasy af

No. 297236

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No. 297244

>>297236
That's an Instagram story, not FaceTime. Who the fuck is she trying to fool?

No. 297248

>>297236
Is this another "throwback" to when she "facetimed" with that chick?

No. 297372

>>297130


And even more Ember should stop using her cheap apps to edit the hell out of her face. Everyone with basic photoshop skills can tell that she desperately tries (and fails) to give her face sharp lines and features, she simple doesn't have because she is nowhere near skinny.

She sucks in her cheeks and then tries to sharpen them with tools - ROFL

No. 298315

>>297226
Out of all the things you'd adopt from black culture, why the flying fuck would it be grills?

No. 298343

>>298315
I eager to see how far she takes this little shit show. Ember in cornrows and fake buttpads when?

No. 298558

>>298315
It's ~cool~ anon
She always seems to go for stereotypes

>>298343
omg buttpads
She started wearing a pushup bra already, who knows how long we'll have to wait

No. 298582

Wait Ember threads are allowed? Oh my god I'm so excited, she's my favorite trainwreck.

No. 298619

>>298582
Yeah because she is now a wannabe hood rat.

No. 298736

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"How does it feel to appropriate black culture?"

"Do you cry yourself to sleep knowing everyday you live a completely fabricated personality?"

"Where did you get your hood accent? From the streets that you grew up on?"

No. 298777

>>298736
She's not going to answer any of these lol

No. 298790

>>298736
She did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.

No. 298798

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>>298790
so ghetto much hood

No. 298929

i love watching this girl change her identity every few months. kinda of feel sorry for her but its a train wreck i can't look away from. she seems so lost. like the worlds biggest try-hard, so desperate to fit in but she has no real identity of her own

No. 298930

>>298798
lol does she only date bros who wear cargo shorts? so hood!!

No. 298939

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No. 298941

>>298939
she literally never looked like she ever gained or lost an ounce. the only difference between these photos and her post IP hospital pics are the push up bra

No. 298954

>>298930
I found her her perfect match, yo.

No. 298971

>>298939
What's going on with the wall behind her

No. 298979

>>298971
Tiles and a colourful shower curtain, Anon

No. 298996

>>298979
They meant the warping inside the shower corner.

>>298971
Looks like there's a little rubber strip going up the corner of the tile to prevent water from getting in the crease, but it's peeling off. Kind of gross not to fix tbh and could lead to the wall behind it rotting is it is left like that too long.

No. 299123

>>298939
the wrinkled shirt triggers me, bitch do you not know how to iron?

No. 299203

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She should see a doctor about the two different sizes of her boobs
Top kek

No. 299223

>>299203
Uneven boobs are normal

But yes that's a big difference. Maybe she shooped something and made one bigger/smaller

No. 299226

>>299203
It's from shoppin her forearm smaller TBH

No. 299266

>>299203
Her boobs are shopped unevenly, she's an idiot

No. 299289

I love that she used to pretend to be a ~published author~ and now she's pretending to be illiterate.

No. 299319

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>>299266
that small frame, huge boobs look is soooo gross on her

she could have had a decent following if she marketed herself as a normal white girl stoner. probably no one would have even questioned her ED claims if she stayed in the realm of possibility and hadn't exaggerated everything. so many failed attempts at having a personality

No. 299354

sage no screencaps i assumed someone else would have, but Ember posted yesterday "wondering how old her followers are" they hadto comment with a different colour heart corresponding to their age and so forth… you wont believe how many children under the age of 16 follow Ember. It's actually disgusting and Ember is engaging in the definition of early pedophiliac stages like it's frightening to watch.

tl;dr
ember is a pedo, her followers are 12-15 y/o, and she gonna get real creepy real soon probs

No. 299359

>>299354
I was going to mention this too. None of the comments I saw were from people older than 17… she has always had a weird thing for hanging around younger people. the older ember gets, the more uncomfortable and weird it is

I have a few theories:
- ember is insecure (duh) and is intimidated by people her age
- ember knows she is too socially inept to make friends her own age
- or a combination of those two things
- possibly still hung up on finding her "little ana sister" (what is that even about?)
- something sexual?? Idk, ppl keep saying she's a pedo but I can't tell if they mean like child molester pedo

No. 299364

>>299359
I do think she might be a pedophile. Not all pedophiles are child molesters. I don't think Ember would actually molest a child, but I feel like she gets gratification from being around them.

No. 299366

>>299359
I think she's done with the anorexia thing, but it wouldn't surprise me if she was looking for a little stoner sister. The girl she's modelling herself after, Daniella whatever, the Cash me Ousside girl, is only 13.

No. 299570

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>>295008
wtf are those brows?? god i think they've gotten worse. also, cringe at her face.

No. 299577

>>299364
wtf ok guys calm down, y'all are crazy sometimes seriously… she is not a pedophile. she is a sad, pathetic grown ass woman desperately seeking validation from pre-teens because she knows they will give it to her. that's it. she's not a kiddy diddler. she wants attention and praise from young idiot teens on the internet. Everyone her age and older can clearly see she is pathetic.

anyway i can't believe she is what, 21 yrs old? her instagram account looks like its run by a 13 year old girl. She has no style, no originality, no personality. she acts and talks like a pre-teen :/ wonder if she will ever grow up and be a normal adult woman with a job who doesn't parade her pathetic life all over the internet for teenagers..

No. 299584

>>299577
I have to agree with this. It's most likely one of the first two reasons anon stated >>299359 still creepy tho

>>299577
Probably not. She's going to be one of those 30-40 year olds still trying to be "cool" on social media.

>>299570
I wish she'd get them done professionally, they're so damn blocky

No. 299599

>>299570
She looks like an old man in drag

No. 299827

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I guess messing with children isn't giving her enough attention so she's still trying to get pity by reminding everyone how sick she is

No. 299829

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Lmao sure. Every single personality she had was to get her attention, she's still trying to be relevant

And the eyebrow one lol

No. 299844

>>299829
>eyebrows are sisters and not twins
Are her's inbred?

No. 299861

>>295008
Didn't she claim a while back that she had narcissistic personality disorder? That's one diagnosis I'm willing to believe.

No. 299878

>>299861
She wishes she had NPD. Girl fucking hates herself.

No. 299899

>>299861
She also claimed anti social personality disorder after she got into Hannibal lmao

No. 299903

I missed this cow. She looks like she needs a good shower.

No. 299917

>>299844
lmfao

I like how as soon as someone said she dropped the Ana schtick, one day later she suddenly is in trouble with her doctor now

imagine her trying to fake getting readmitted to IP while also maintaining her new hood rat persona……….

No. 299920

>>299844

this is so fucking funny, i'm dying anon.

>>299917

didn't she just recently post that she's "feeling her weight gain😍" too? like pick one

No. 299927

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No. 299931

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>>299927
"None of your business" a day later on Instagram

No. 300005

>>299931

She's the type of asshole who acts all noble and moral outwardly but freely shares her "sickness accomplishments" for brownie points and compliments and sympathy. It's the most pathetic thing ever.

Also the hood rat thing is soooo awful. It's giving me such bad secondhand embarrassment. I hope when she moves on to her next personality that everyone brings up her hoodrat thing haha

No. 300055

>>299927
didn't ember claim to be 5'7 in the past…. emily is saying she is 5'5 as of late.

No. 300061

>>299899
she also claimed to be diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder too

No. 300085

>>295459
OMFG she would be bashed within a day if she ever went to prison, I bloody well swear to it.
Then she'd be sent to protection for "her own safety" and no one lives that down kek
I love how tough and ~gangsta~ she's trying to be when she would seriously shit herself if she got raided or anything
sage for no contribution and blog posting

No. 300097

Theory: Ember has aspergers.

No. 300267

>>300097
no anon, she's just really dumb and attention seeking.

No. 300269

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>>295008
She looks like this.

No. 300284

>>300269
Maybe her face, but not the body

No. 300294

True that

No. 300642

Why does she always wear pigtails? It looks fucking weird, especially with a baseball cap. wtf kind of look is she even going for with that? Like we always talk about how shitty her makeup is, but whats going on with her hair??

No. 300768

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Pretty sure she's asking herself these questions.

No. 300771

>>300768
She's absolutely asking herself. She barely gets any attention on Instagram like people are going out of their way on a totally different site to ask inane questions about her fake anorexia she doesn't even address anymore. Plus all the questions are written the same.

No. 300881

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Guess who noticed that being a hood rat doesn't bring in attention?
Her thighs look different sized in every picture she posts

No. 300906

>>300881

Not only that but ever since Lolcow mentioned that she dropped her Ana spiel, she returned to it. In all her glory, with her badly altered pictures and 'recovery' doctor stories and papers

Rofl hi ember, you are such a fake

No. 300976

>>300881
Nice wide gangsta hips kek

No. 301067

>>300881
Shawty's looking thicc, as the kids say.

No. 301968

Still hadn't had a bath since she was last allowed to be posted on here.

No. 302276

Here's some reasons that contribute to how Ember is a pedophile:

-I have never seen Ember "look up" to an older person (except Emily). The only people Ember ever copies personas from are underage girls, such as Dana the 8 Year Old Anorexic, and Danielle the Cash me ousside girl who is 14.(and face it Emily looks basically like jail-bate so toss that in there).

-Ember is so hyperfocused on “Dana the 8 Year Old Anorexic”, she incorporated elements of the film to pass as her own life and pretty soon tried to sound exactly like this little girl right down to her backstory and got caught word for word copying Dana's story from youtube.

-Her most recent obsession is cash me ousside girl Danielle Bregoli who is a whopping 14 years old. Ember is trying to make herself look more tan, dress like her, talk like her and pretend she has an accent like this ho, she's acting like she's from the ghetto, hanging out with younger girls who if you look at their instagrams (Ember tags her friends bc she t0tallyz haz friends) they have children which is shocking but also a little nerve-wracking considering the situation we have afoot of Ember being a creep and preying upon the young.

-Religiously watches teenage Danielle Bregoli (only 14 years old) dance around on IG live in tight little yoga pants or booty shorts, tank tops, in her bra, etc… twerking and what not, screencaps it and saves it, and photoshops herself to make it seem like she was facetiming her while she was half naked basically dancing around???

-Something that fits so on point it's jaw dropping is her obsession with Silence of the Lambs. A reasonably educated person knows it's based on Buffalo Bill and Hannibal Lecter, where Hannibal helps authorities catch Buffalo Bill. The story behind Buffalo Bill, is that he murders young women and sews their skins together to make himself a womans suit to be inside of. PING PING on no personality ad legitimately wearing other people as a skin suit but also euphimism for wanting to be inside other women/girls or possibly she could be a boy wanting to be a girl in disguise lol who knows have fun with that one.

-Ember has had this bizarre obsession with making sure everyone know's Mckenzie imskinnybeautiful is a ~~pedophile~~ most likely to take the attention off herself being the creep
https://ello.co/embersrecovery/post/soopqw9r57ujnypkdj0wwg

-Rack your noggins a bit here, remember when she ran the hate blog Maddieatsdicks about another ED/gossip blogger on tumblr named Maddie, who on their blog, refers to themselves as 17 years old. And this fiasco happened over two years ago which would make the poor child 15 years at the time of Ember harassing a child.

-(Forever wishing someone screencapped her asking how old her followers are as proof of the age range she aims on targeting)

-All of Embers past recorded “anonymous” hate–always traced back to her because she's terrible at covering her tracks–is to younger (thinner) girls.

-Ember has had this bizarre obsession with making sure everyone know's Mckenzie imskinnybeautiful is a ~~pedophile~~ most likely to take the attention off herself being the creep
https://ello.co/embersrecovery/post/soopqw9r57ujnypkdj0wwg


-The pictures Ember posts of her and friends are only younger girls

-The outfits her and boyfriend wear (especially together) looks like the outfits couples on Law & Order SVU wear that are the ones that kidnap children and run CP rings

-Ember acting out in such a manner (such as attention seeking, changing personalities, obsessing over younger girls) didn't happen until she hit puberty and physically matured. Mentally that is a whole different story, but Ember's story didn't start changing until around age 17 when she was thincapacitated.tumblr.com copying Emily @ thinsignificant.tumblr.com and that's when she went off her rocker. Somewhat implying that she has an odd fixation on specifically girls before a maturing age.

-The majority of SFS instagram promotions Ember gives are to adolescent girls.

-The way how she refers to her 9 year old little sister as “baby girl” is unsettling.

-Ember's “edgy fanfiction writing” is geared towards pretty much 13 y/o children.
https://lolcow.farm/snow/src/1445902119078.png

-70% of the likes and comments – basic interactions – on Ember's page are from children 12-15

-The overly unnecessary use of the word “cunt” gets uncomfortable and fixation on using and calling people words usually used (i'm puking as I type this) by older people that describe younger genitalia is quite disturbing

-A lot of peadophiles' signs are able to be recognized when you look upon the past; people often say “why didn't I see this before?” well um let's catch this predator before it preys upon another nest.


Not all pedophiles are child molesters.

She needs to stop putting on a show for a bunch of teenagers and grow up.


Damn near a research paper here, let me site my sources just in case:
http://failice-exposed.tumblr.com/post/107210521315/masterpost-about-ember-whann
>>>/snow/27528
https://lolcow.farm/snow/thumb/1440613426872.png
https://lolcow.farm/snow/thumb/1440165736708.png
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ember-whann.7232/
http://temporary-personality.tumblr.com/post/159766956334/because-ember-loves-watching-little-teenage-girls

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sage double post pic spam

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No. 302290

>>302276
Wooow the reach. Yes Ember is hyper fixated on young girls, but I'm pretty sure it's because of things such as her being emotionally stunted to such an age. Not because she fancies little girls.

No. 302294

>>302276
dont pedophiles only like pre pubescent children?

No. 302513

>>302276
jesus christ stop reaching so hard!!! she isnt a fucking pedophile, none of that shit has ANYTHING to do with wanting fuck minors! Ember is a lot of things but she is not a pedophile. like YES she wants to look young, she is obsessed with youth, she seeks approval from younger people because they are naive as fuck. still doesn't make her a pedophile. now shut the fuck up about this topic and lets talk about actual bullshit she is guilty of?

No. 302535

>>302513
Nah man, I really think Ember is a pedophile. Anon was reaching, but I get mega creepo vibes from her anyway.

No. 302543

>>302535
How so? She's just immature and stunted, nothing points to any sort of sexual attraction towards kids at all. Also she's straight and has a boyfriend, she just wishes she were young and ~ana~ or hip like those girls.

No. 302548

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>>300881

tbh she looks the same size as always just better at showing off her bones/using make up to enhance them

No. 302549

to be fair, while ember does have a boyfriend and seems to identify as "straight" as far as i'm concerned (although it's never anything she's mentioned), pedophiles do show signs at young-er-ish ages just like serial murderers who start when they're young by torturing animals in various manners. while ember may not show signs of wanting to molest young girls, she is certainly obsessed with young girls which is a heavy warning sign.

No. 302576

>>302549
No… it isn't though. In a way I sort of relate to her because I used to be a bit obsessed with girls younger than me but I wasn't a pedophile. It was just a missed childhood/adolescence kind of thing. I think that's all it is just taken to an embarrassing extreme.

No. 302603

>>302548
I swear to god she's never lost or gained more than five pounds throughout her entire 'ana queen' phase. She's never looked any different besides an awkward pose or makeup to look bony not just typically slim.

No. 302610

>>302603
Well that much is obvious at least, she was always slim, and has been for the past idk how many fucking years. At most she has disordered eating and I'm only saying that because she's in her her 20s and most people gain a bit of weight by that age.
It's kind of pathetic though with a bit of effort she could lose 10-15 lbs and actually look a bit sick.

No. 302619

>>302610
Samefagging but it's actually really sad how she dreams and jills off to being so sick and anorexic but she can't even lose 15 fucking pounds, and how many years has she been trying? Just fucking eat less for a few weeks and you'll look just as you always wanted to Ember…

No. 302632

>>302610
I think she never wanted to lose any weight and never did more than a day or two of weird dieting based on tips from tumblr and MPA. She just seemed to like the idea of having people fawn over her poor sickly little persona the way they did over people like shmegeh and felice. She's grown up with "the troubled girl" as the coolest character and she's emulating this damaged badass thing in every form until she finds something that pays off. She doesn't want to be sick, she wants the attention and lack of adult responsibility that very sick people sometimes get.

No. 302636

>>302276
>I have never seen Ember "look up" to an older person (except Emily)
>Emily looks basically like jail-bate

No.

And I think the word you're looking for is hebophile. As much I dislike her, stop trying to make it happen, there isn't much evidence to prove that.

However I do agree that she is predatory-ish, no real doubt about that.

I suppose the reason why she constantly tries to befriend younger girls is because they're easier to impress and some of them have something she never had: a pretty face and fame/attention. She can't hang out with people her age because she didn't amount to anything, she's a loser. Put her to any famous 20-somehting year old and it's extremely obvious.

>>302576
She dropped out of high school, so I guess what you say makes some sense.

>>302632
Yup. Even her self-harm was the fakest shit. She's too much of a coward to actually hurt herself.

No. 302682

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If I remember correctly, she did once blackface, and the vegan story was bull anyway - she stopped being vegan before going "IP". She sucks so bad at keeping her stories straight.

No. 302684

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Did any of you guys tell her the first ask about YT? Would love to see it happen just to laugh my ass off

No. 302699

Oh god this woman is deeply disturbed?
She has fun creating herself e-personalities based on what she thinks is 'cool', hence this sudden ghetto girl change. She basically has no personality of her own.. and no life outside of the internet. Do some of you know her IRL? Have seen her IRL?

No. 302782

>>302682
not that i care what this dummy does or doesn't eat but being a vegan is more than just a diet, but i don't think she ever gave a shit about owning/using products that are cruelty free and/or vegan.

No. 302858

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>>302684
>3 jobs

No. 302913

>>302858
So…what are her other two "jobs"? We know she works in that catering service, what are the other 2?

No. 302962

>>302913
Acting and modeling.

No. 302993

>>302913
Smoking weed and stuffing her face

No. 303020

>>302913
She works at a mall bubble tea stand

No. 303039

>>302962
Acting like an idiot and modelling for those pamphlets you get at the optometrist where they inform you that constant squinting is a sign of needing glasses?

No. 303147

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Dirty hair, dirty sheets
She's just gross

No. 303152

>>303147
Maybe she's gonna end up another Luna, only with a fake ghetto vibe instead of an off-brand Courtney love?

No. 303163

>>303147
Typical first of the month IG bullshit.
"Oh I gotta pay rent but gonna snap a photo so people think I'm a boss with lots of random cash"

No. 303179

>>303147
Wow a whole 500 dollars

No. 303182

>>303147
>>303163
>>303179
I laugh every time I see people do this, because it's such obvious/desperate bullshit. If you really had money, we'd know, but hey, good on you that you have enough to pay rent this month, I guess?

No. 303326

>>303147
man few things are cringier/more pathetic than people posting photos of cash on social media. reeks of desperation/seeking of approval. classic try-hard move.

No. 303331

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>>303326
The only thing cringier that that is her face and the money

Spoiler because she looks disgusting

No. 303332

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>>303331
I also think that confirm that she lurks here

No. 303333

>>303332
looks like a little kid trying to fit in with the big girls :/ this look is soooo forced and contrived and just awkward on her. wonder if she'll ever stop trying to be someone else. probs not. sips tea

No. 303347

>>303332
she looks like a drug-addicted prostitute

No. 303357

>>303347
that would be a compliment to her.


She stopped doing dumb shit so I guess she's lurking here and waiting for the thread to die.

No. 303367

>>303331
ember did u scam your poor grandma again

No. 303401

>>303332
when will she learn that holding her cheeks in makes her look worse than she already has made herself look

No. 303439

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Makeup tips anyone?

No. 303441

>>303439
Why is there highlight on her forehead like that oh dear

No. 303459

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Anyone see this "fan art"

No. 303460

>>303439
I wonder if she realized highlighter goes on the high points of your face or else it just makes you look like an oil slick. She already looks like a greasy crack baby. Also eyebrows are supposed to taper off and she's using her eyebrow pencil like she's filling in a part of a coloring book.

No. 303513

>>303459
Someone should draw a caricature of her and send it to her as ~fan art~

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>>302684
I can't wait for Embers "50s housewife/possibly Meghan Trainor" aesthetic. Or will she become a "cool mum"? No matter what, it's going to be amazing (in the worst possible way).

No. 303554

>>303543
I'm waiting for the omg so randum XD phase à la 2006, to be honest

No. 303557

>>303543
>>303554
Nah, she'll go for anything that's trendy on instagram or tumblr, then once she hits her 30s she'll be just like that mckenzie chick she hates so much

No. 303571

>>303557
the mckenzie chick that she always posts about being a pedophile lmao

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>>303332
Wash your fucking hair girl.

No. 303599

>>303571
McKenzie is a pedophile. I wish lolcow wasn't so weird about talking about her, because she's pretty fucked up.

No. 303647

>>303599
She's old news and I guess because she is associated with Ember she a bit of a topic that's avoided

No. 303671

why is everything backwards…

No. 303677

>>303595
and your face, it's greasy as fuck.

No. 303854

>>303147
kek at the one benjamin. must feel like shit being a broke bitch pretending to be money.

No. 303894

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Girl. You know you can't fight. Only talks shit to people in other states

No. 303897

>>303894
'Member when she was ember Allen Poe and gonna be a writer? Her language has changed so much in the last few years it's like a totally different person.

No. 303904

>>303897
goffik is out. wigger is in. ofc shes going to morph into something else

No. 303925

>>303894
mannn how old this bitch? this the kinda shit 13 yr old post. like honestly what adult posts this passive aggressive high school bullshit on social media its so embarassing

No. 303927

>>303897
lol also remember when she she tried to do a 'fairy lock' in her hair and be all into crystals and refer to herself as a gypsy witch? and she wore those dumbass hippy head band things. haha the girl is so lost

No. 303942

Her recent pictures remind of that too poor girl, or holliquinn (spelling??) just the "trashy but glam" crackhead try hard thing. Yuck.

No. 303950

>>303927
Omg yeah. She was mad into tarot and Wicca and psychics. Was she the one who claimed some psychic power? Predictive dreams or something?

No. 303951

>>303950
She had ghost hunter listed as an occupation on several profiles too, well into the whannorexia phase.

There needs to be a betting pool on her next persona.

No. 303974

>>303951
I'm picking alt-right 3edgy or fake heroin chic. She's already played around with posting pull porn and saying she's abused downers before.
Ooh or or some neon raver disco-biscuit nightmare.

No. 303975

>>303974
Pill porn*

No. 304059

Apparently shes talking hella shit about emily on her instagram story. Can someone screenshot it please? she blocked me, otherwise i would have just lurked instead of coming here.

No. 304061

Apparently shes talking hella shit about emily on her instagram story. Can someone screenshot it please? she blocked me, otherwise i would have just lurked instead of coming here.

No. 304068

>>304059
No one cares about their stupid feud.

No. 304073

>>304068
Im just curious fuck you

No. 304074

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>>304061
>>304068
It's just more cringe. One sided beef isn't beef ember, it's just you being fucking obsessed. I wanna know what Emily is supposedly​ doing to her. She claims Emily's doing all this stalker shit but never shows proof.

No. 304075

>>304074
Damn, I fucked up. The last pic is supposed to be 3rd I believe.

No. 304094

>>304074
Thank you!

No. 304155

>>303974
I think her first blog, before she found out about Felice and co., was about drugs and weed, so it's very possible

>>304074
Oh god the cringe.
Ember how do you plan on fighting anyone since you're a fragile little ana girl? Remember, you're still sooo emaciated…and what happened to "good vibes only"?
Lol, she made a 180 turn in less than a year

The two of them are still having imaginary beef after what, 4 years?

No. 304195

>>304155
Oh yeah she's always used her occasional drug use as a major part of her persona. It's why she needs everyone to know every time she smokes a joint. If she doesn't Instagram it did she even get high?

Drugs are a staple in her 'damaged goods/badass/MPDG' thing so they'll probably be featured heavily no matter what character she climbs into next. I'm sort of hoping she goes back to her Hannibal phase where she was going for some 'genius sociopath so untouchable very cultured look red wine' mess. It was the same week she claimed to have NPD and ASPD. Really it depends on what tv shows she's watching and what albums and clothes are trendy. She's still 16 and trying to be the coolest girl in school lol.

No. 304202

>>304195
I remember that. It was cringy but waaay better than the hood shit she's trying now. I also miss her "witch" phase, it was when she was the most peaceful.

No. 304215

>>304074
I noticed she posted her unicorn frap picture about 1h after Emily posted hers. I didn't post it because Emily deleted it soon after and I wasn't sure I was allowed to post about her anyway.
Just saying. I actually think Emily is a bigger cow than Ember for other reasons but that was really embarrassing, she's lucky Emily deleted that post. It's like she saw Emily's post and immediately ran out to buy one too.

No. 304218

>>304195
I actually believe she is a regular stoner, I'm surprised she hasn't played it up even more really.

No. 304221

>>304215
Ughhhhh do we really have to do the whole Ember Vs Emily: who copies who showdown? That shit was boring a year ago when it was established that neither of them have their own personality/style/approach to attention whoring.

No. 304222

>>304221
I second this, it's boring and annoying, just like it always was.
Let's not discuss her unless it's actually funny and related to Ember

No. 304223

>>304218
She smokes but it's all for the look. She doesn't give a shit about how it's used medicinally or anything, she just wants to fit in and have a bob Marley poster like the other kids in year 10 did

No. 304225

>>304223
It was also discussed in the last thread how she doesn't know how to smoke, whatever than means (non smoker here) so no one would be surprised

No. 304226

>>304225
For the best tbh. Cigarettes are retarded and needing weed to be normal and not an angry little cow is a shitty way to be. Last thing that kid needs is any sort of addiction (even behavioural ones like weed) on top of her personality void. She'd be worse than Luna with the junkie chic business.

No. 304230

>>304221
Sorry, I just laughed when I saw it.

No. 304231

>>304223
>She doesn't give a shit about how it's used medicinally or anything
Neither do most stoners unless they're defending themselves from their nasty habit though.

No. 304235

>>304231
Actually loads of them do. Some just enjoy getting high, but there's a few like ember who only care about being able to tell/show someone else they have been high. Most stoners I know (including myself) might smoke daily but live normally without making it a big deal. Unless they're smoking next to you or your kid on the bus or street their 'nasty habit' doesn't effect you and you sound bitter as shit.

The point is, ember took up the habit as an aesthetic thing not because she uses it medicinally, for fun, or as a coping mechanism.

No. 304237

>>304226
>>304235
Her first blog username was chanel-cats-and-thc, so I think she might've been into it before all that. Bu yea, I get your point

No. 304251

>>304237
Well yeah she's been smoking for a while. She was also posting way more things related to smoking pot then because it was her brand new character trait.

She does it every time she adds one, like making a DnD character.
One photo of a blunt = +3 stoner
Apply stick on bindi = +10 magic pts
Fake doctors documents = sneak ability

No. 304259

>>304251
Oh my god lol

Anyone knows if/what blog she had before that? If any

No. 304763

>>302276
what the fuck is this post

what website am i on

No. 304767

>>304763
that anons reach was the highlight of Ember threads being allowed again. I kinda hoped it was Heather posting it

No. 304963

>>304767
She's an old edgelord but I don't think she'd write an essay about Ember

No. 304971

>>304963
Oh it wasn't her, I'd bet my left labia, but for that fleeting second I was back on tumblr soaking up more milk than I could handle.

Seriously though, the pedophile comments are disturbing. Yeah she's immature and shit but she's not a child molester. People will accuse anyone of anything to make a point these days.

No. 304981

>>304767
>>304763
I honestly wonder how long this anon has had that shit written up in a .txt document just waiting for the day it might be relevant. If this was 2 years ago I'd cry emily because honestly who is this obsessed with ember of all people? I worry for their sanity

No. 304982

Saging because I'm a retard and have no idea how social media works. How do I watch Ember live? Like that video in the OP? Is that instagram or snapchat or what? I apologize again for being a dinosaur

No. 304986

>>304982
Instagram.

No. 304987

>>304981
No one would be surprised if it was her and if she was still posting here.
Idk how long they had to write their name in in order to post, but maybe don't have to anymore so they're slefposting again? Emily also wrote a long ass post a while ago, about how Ember still stalks her etc. which I guess caused this >>304074 (I'm only surprised Emily dropped the hood speech in that text, showing everyone that her persona was fake all along, as we all knew.)

No. 304988

>>304986
Thanks anon. I'm guessing I need to follow her? Can I view it on pc?

No. 304990

>>304988
Her profile is public, so you can watch her videos, as for live stuff I think you do need to follow her. Just make a throwaway account.

No. 304991

>>304987
It was ages ago, it's not that hard to change IP etc. I actually don't think it's her but at the same time don't see who else it could be.

No. 304992

>>304990
Thank you.

No. 306504

>>304981
ok ember

No. 306587

Omfg I just read through all of this and literally cried from laughing who tf would have predicted this what like right after her "rich girl" phase bc of that basic white girl show???????? This is literally the last thing she could attempt to pull off, does anyone remember when kreayshawn was a thing/clickbait? Like god damn I know everything is recycled now but it's too early please no

But it's p hilarious that both these white trash girls Emily/ember live for each other. After reading that tumblr with the ember videos, it's clear Emily is still scary obsessed with a girl that reeeeally shouldn't be on her radar. If you boil it down, if Emily stopped acting like a literal idiot prostitute, she could delete her Instagram and go to school. Get a therapist and have a good life - she's always been at least middle class and in an affluent place. I genuinely don't get why she does this to herself when she has every opportunity to be better.

Ember might actually prefer the hate over no attention? Which is pathetic and low. It's like she watched bad girls club once and decided those sad transparent women were her new role models.

Also fuckin "catch these hands"??????????????????? You're supposed to be frail with severe scholiosis how does any of this make sense ember please never change

No. 306989

Ot but what the hell is wrong with her nose ring? Is it fake? Because if not, it's pierced waaay too high on her nostril, that huge ring looks ridiculous on her

No. 307050

>>306989
It's fake

No. 307131

>>298798
Ha I'm super late to the party on this, but this one gets even more pathetic - she posted these photos with a little story about some imaginary cute movie date with her boyfriend….but the pictures were actually almost a year old, and this boyfriend of hers barely gave a shit about her. And she still managed to downgrade to a neckbeard manlet.

At least the hayseed high school bro matched her wannabe-earthy persona somewhat. I don't know how she can post pictures of her current guy while trying to play insta-thot, other than some deep need to prove that men want her (and he's the best she can do).

No. 307132

>>299354
>>299359
>>299364

I think this is EXACTLY why she went so psychotic over McKenzie/ im_skinny_beautiful2. She knows that's exactly where she's headed.

No. 307142

>>303942
Yuuup. Emily hopped onto Holli & Lilith's dicks a while ago, and Ember goes wherever Emily goes. She's got layers and layers of personalities at this point.

No. 307143

>>304195
Her mother is a legit drug abuser and those are the bait asks she won't touch, she portrays her mom in a very positive light on social media. I think Ember is a pretty lowkey stoner now, but she likely has real problems in her future.

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>>307143
>legit drug abuser
Where did you get that from?

It's funny how much she looks like her mom

No. 307689

>>307153
They both have the same downy eyes.

No. 307916

>>307689
and thin ass lips

No. 307923

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How dose she manage to make herself look so greasy, cakey and dirty at the same time?

No. 307942

>>307923
>That color difference between her neck and face

No. 307966

>>307923
severe cake face using a foundation that clearly doesn't work with her oily skin. and caking highlighter on top doesn't help at all. too much highlight just emphasizes pores and texture.
also she needs to tweeze those brows… fuckin raunchy.

No. 308054

I watched her put makeup on instagram live and the order was: foundation, 2 layers of powder, contour powder on top then concealer and then 6 lbs of highlighter thats why she looks so gross. You cant watch one makeup tutorial or one episode of drag race Ember are you that lazy and stupid making up your shitty personalities.

No. 308073

>>307923
i wish i could see what she looked like with all that make up in daylight. soft light and angles can do amazing things at making people look great but jfc if you look THAT bad in forgiving circumstances, she must look like an old wet trash bag

No. 308077

>>307153
An ex-close friend of Ember's with a little social engineering.

No. 308079

>>308077
Anything else we might not know and you wouldn't mind sharing?

No. 308090

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No. 308091

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Can't wait for the next tutorial kek

No. 308104

>>308091
It looks like she's wearing a mask ew

No. 308106

>>308091
she looks ridic but honestly does the extreme highlight trend look good on anyone irl? the only times i've ever seen it look good is in super filtered and carefully chosen/angles instagram shots from makeup fiends. they can kind of trick you into thinking it looks okay but irl everyone looks approx as stupid as this aka like they dumped glitter on their noses. not a fan.

(sage bc non contrib and do not want to be mistaken for excusing her shitty makeup in general. her eyebrows continue to make me question life)

No. 308108

>>308090
>>308091
she looks like a 12 year old from an english housing estate

No. 308117

>>308106
Nope, it never looks good, unless it's extremely subtle, but even then you can see it, esp with contouring

It's not even funny how she doesn't know how to take nice pictures of herself

>>308108
Oh hey remenver when she tried to use british "slang" or whatever they have there to sound like shes from the uk during her writer phase lol

No. 308120

>>307923
Why is her face jagged below her left ear

No. 308130

>>307923
Shoop a doop. It looks like she has a mustache or something. Why is her upper lip crease so pronounced damn. Also, her jaw is so badly edited.

No. 308134

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>>308130
Maybe she put white eyeliner above her top lip/around them to make it/them "appear bigger"

She looked better when she shooped her eyes bigger and jaw smaller imo

No. 308143

>>308134
nah, there's no shadow around the crease it's just the same color without definition like her the rest of her face. also, that pic related didn't help whoever that is, damn.

No. 308204

>>308091
that fucking stingray tattoo

No. 308209

She's doing makeup live on IG rn

No. 308244

Still lying about facetime with Danielle "cash me"
This bitch can't stop

No. 308275

>>308090
Her teeth look rotten when she wears that ridiculous grill.

Subtle highlighter looks ok. But it looks like she smears it all over her nose and forehead.
She's also wearing a highlight color that looks better on darker complexions.

I bet she looks like a total dumpster fire in real life.

No. 308289

Girl's on live saying she was 118lb when she got out of treatment last year, but her body hasn't changed at all (apart from shooping) throughout every single personality she's adopted.

No. 308296

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No. 308299

>>308296
this is the first time ive ever laughed out loud at lolcow, but god dammit her fucking wonky ass face got me good. look at those shitty brows oh my god

she looks like someone shooped a normal pic of her to make her extra ugly

No. 308302

>>308296
Thank god for LIVE, this made my day!!

No. 308314

>>308296
Oh snap! She looks like she had a stroke! I also can't fathom how ridiculously aged she looks, is this due to her anorexia?

No. 308319

>>308314
she was never anorexic

No. 308321

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>>308296
God damn, she's hideous

No. 308372

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>>308296
She really looks like Peacockfeather.

No. 308472

>>308296
she looks like a chain-smoking anorexic 45 year old

No. 308479

>>308472
More like heroin addicted not anorexic

No. 308487

>>308296
faces of meth

No. 308488

>>308079
Her dad is a total creep, and barely has anything to do with her even though they don't live especially far apart. He's a grade-A skeezbag, he sort of has Jon Gosselin vibes. I actually spoke to him once via FB. I just added him with my fake profile out of curiosity, and hoping to find a candid or two of Ember - I didn't even really expect him to accept. He not only added me, but personally messaged. I told him I knew Ember from a job and he made it sound like he basically had little to no contact with her, and then instantly started coming at me flirty ancient-fuckboy stuff. I didn't respond but it was the kind of stuff you know a guy will quickly get sexual with, if you encourage him at all. I wish I still had the messages, but it was over a year ago on a throwaway account that I've deleted since. I didn't include my real identity on that profile, but I used my real picture and it was obvious that I'm at least 20 years younger than him.

No. 308491

>>308314
Poor genes, bad hygiene, and terrible skincare. Plus she's smoked since she was a teenager, and she eats like shit.

No. 308493

>>308488
Oh, and according to his profile he was in a relationship, so I guess that's where Ember learned to be a cheater.

No. 308498

>>308204
her tattoo is supposed to be hannibal lecters mask from the movie. so edgy

No. 308519

>>308117
Omfg yes she spent like two weeks insisting she had always spoken like that and then dropped it entirely. we need a list of all her phases that totally weren't phases you guys

No. 308535

>>308498
It's just an ugly image to begin with, but she didn't even get the artist to do anything interesting with the design. Like, why?

No. 308542

>>308519
Her first blog was a "mean girls" stoner-type, then a Forever 21-boho hippie phase, her witch phase, then tumblr grunge, nu goth, some kind of shitty health goth basic bitch amalgamation, and now this ghetto insta-thot persona. Her "writer" thing finally ended around the time she got with her current boyfriend.

No. 308582

Sometimes I go back to >>48811 when the milk is flowing slowly on lolcow and it never fails to put me in a great mood.

No. 308596

>>308535
Hannibal was her personality of the month, and she just wanted it to be super visible. There was no planning or interest in making it look good or work with future pieces. She just wanted an edgy tattoo in a place that is obvious and hopefully says 'I'm a badass with a chest tattoo'

No. 308603

>>308542
So she's had (so far)
Regina George
Anthroplologie
Autumn whatever (her psychic witch personality)
Ember Allen Poe
Reclusive mentally ill savant
Weepy winter girl
Competitive thinspo queen/ana coach/predator
Bad Hannibal remake
Bleeding heart tumblr liberal
Crystal powered ghost hunter and psychic
Recovery and veganism warrior
Instagram gangsta
MUA

Holy shit you guys I actually feel bad for her now

No. 308605

>>308603
I forgot her grunge phase and her two seperate attempts at 'smoked a big weeds' stoner personas oops

No. 308621

>>308603 omg Autumn Holly!! How could I forget.

No. 308634

>>303163
>>303182
>>303331
Does she even pay rent? I'm pretty sure she & boyfriend live with his parents. Every time a bit of their home shows up in the background of a picture it looks decorated by someone's mom, definitely not Ember or a nearly-30 neckbeard. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only time she's ever been out truly on her own was the < 1 year she shared a house with her ex and some other people.

I guess that's how she's always been able to buy followers and so much tacky shit.

No. 308652

This girl is fucking hilarious, where are her old threads I wanna know more about her

No. 308662

>>308652
Just Ctrl+F the catalog for "Ember," and go here >>48811 to see all her self-posts.

No. 308663

there's also some of her more ancient drama archived at http://home--truths.tumblr.com/ewmp (sage for samefag)

No. 308675

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>>308091
I have no words for this

No. 308678

>>308091
why did she highlight between her caterpillar roadkill brows since when is that ever an area u highlight

No. 308679

>>308299
It reminded me of when you click Randomize on sims characters

No. 308691

>>308678
She probably thinks she looks like the hyperglow ultra-soft focus instagram MUA's.

No. 308742

>>308663
holy shit how have i never seen this tumblr before? that's a wild ride

sage for no contribution but everyone should take a look at that. it's stuff from like 2 or 3 years ago.

No. 308899

>>308596
And it ended up looking like an angry stingray lmao >>295058

>>308634
Yes, I think she said on her ask.fm that she lives with him and his parents. What I find odd is that she moved in with him once she was kicked out of her exes house. Why so soon? Isn't that rude af? At least in my country it would be so idk about the US

>>308663
I kind of miss her old phases and the shit she pulled, it was way funnier than what she's doing today

No. 308911

>>308899
>>308634

Maybe his parents were under the impression that they were already in a relationship and didn't know she got kicked out for cheating on her ex with him. She's never really lived on her own, I don't think she knows how. She lasted less than a year sharing a house with people her own age. I'm sure that's why she moved in with him so fast.

I think his parents enable immaturity, since he's still in his late 20's and living with them. In the US most people are expected to start living independently by their early 20s. I think they must be rather indulgent of him, to allow him to still be there, with his girlfriend, even though he has a college degree and they both have jobs.

No. 308914

sage for samefag but, on that note, I don't know how she doesn't have a TON of money saved up. She does seem to work at least close to full time, and can't be paying much for her cost of living. Where is all that cash going? Weed and makeup isn't THAT expensive.

No. 308930

>>308914
She probably spends most of her money at sephora. Thinking if she buys everything that makeup "gurus" use, she'll look just like them. Sephora isn't cheap. I bought three things once and ended up spending $120.

I'm also guessing she buys into a lot of Instagram crap. She uses one of those worthless selfie ring lights and probably buys FitTea and those gummie bears for your hair. And likely buys a lot of clothes to stay on top of trends.

No. 308937

>>308930
Maybe? She posts extensive photos and swatches EVERY time she buys a mid-range beauty item though, her collection isn't really that big, and she doesn't have any high-end items. She wears the same crappy leggings, sweaters and jackets all the time. She's super materialistic but nothing she has is high end, she shows off Too Faced palettes and the same ragged faux-fur jacket she's been dragging herself about in for years.

How expensive is it to buy followers, anyway? That's my main guess about where a lot of her cash is disappearing.

No. 308941

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>>308937
This is the first result that showed up. Who knows what site or app she uses.

>>308914
Like anon said, if she were really buying that kind of stuff she'd be constantly bragging and posting about it

No. 308943

>>308930
>>308937
Also Sephora has a really good return policy. She could just be doing that

No. 308950

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>>308943
She's not smart enough to do that lol

Anyone knows why she's promoting that girl so often? I mean, she seems to be a nobody?

No. 308952

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No. 308954

>>308914
So here's what I'm thinking,
She probably pays a share of her rent/utilities(she lives in NY right? Isn't it fairly expensive for even a shitty place?), pays for her phone bill, she seems to take cabs and uber a lot which can slowly bite away at your money, she smokes cigarettes which are another unnecessary cost, weed, probably pays for followers.


I work two jobs and I live in California. Almost all of my money goes to my living expenses. Rent/phone bill/utilities/gas for work/ insurance/groceries.


My savings account has like no money.

No. 308957

>>308954
She's from Rochester, not actually NY city if that's what you meant. (I'm not from the US so I don't get the whole state things, apologies if I misunderstood you)

She also seems to hitch rides with her bf. But are weed an phone bills that expensive? not saying you're wrong, you could be right of course, but in my experience it doesn't seem like that much money?

No. 308962

>>308957
Each state has a different cost of living, of course higher if you live near or in big city's. A pack smokes in NY is like 8 to 10 dollars (maybe even higher now). Other states its like 4 to 6 dollars for a pack of smokes. Just an example.
(Smokes = cigarettes)

No. 309019

Anyone else remember when she tried to pretend her little sister (who is prob about 8/9 now so would have been like 6 at the time) was transgender lol

No. 309022

>>309019
Yea ,there are probably some caps in the old thread

Oh man, her sister will be soon old enough to use the Internet on her own…imagine her seeing all this about Ember?

No. 309030

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From her Live video last night. Her face looks wet.

No. 309036

>>309019
Ohhhh yeah that was so weird. I just remembered when she was scamming money pretending to be taking donations for her grandmas business. It was right in the beginning when she said she was a published author just before she became the anorexic poet.

No. 309037

>>309030
she literally always looks like she's sweating bullets

No. 309102

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I found it, you guys. The best picture of Ember's boyfriend on the entire internet.

Look. at. that. shit.

No. 309112

>>308954
>>308957
>>308962
It's already established that she lives in a nice middle class home with her boyfriend's family, if she pays any living expenses it has to be minimal. I doubt the girl is even buying her own toilet paper; she may contribute to household bills, but he seems to be of at least middle to upper-middle class jewish family, so I doubt they need Ember's tip money to make ends meet. Phone bills don't cost that much, good weed is like $60 an 8th, tops. I think it has to be going to followers, she has 26k+ with a minuscule like ratio, and she gets fewer comments than I do on my private personal account. I don't know why I'm sperging so hard on wtf this bitch is doing with her money I'm just baffled.

No. 309124

>>309030
>when you first find out about highlighter and you rub your face in the pan

No. 309237

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>>309030
She's been huffing spray paint

No. 309238

>>309237
Oh my god anon, my sides!

No. 309239

>>309112
She's claimed that his parents just upped and left their own house and let their irresponsible 30 year old man child and his retarded high school drop out mall food court working gf in charge of paying their mortgage. Like who would really be that stupid to put their livelyhood and credit in the hands of two inept stoners? And then leave EVERY THING they own behind (furniture, decorations, pots and pans, etc)

Please ember just because you're a clown doesn't mean the rest of the world is.

No. 309369

>>309239
Yea, because that's very likely to happen. How can she suck so much at lying?

No. 309842

>>309369
She has zero life experience re: how to adult in the real world, and has lived in a grandiose fantasy since at least her early teens, so she has a poor concept of what is plausible. She gets away with most of her lies because her "audience" is a constantly-changing circle of girls younger and dumber than she is.

No. 309861

>>309019
holy shit man, i was talking about embers little sister that wants to be a brother today at work (she's a running joke here at the market). i wonder how Lily/(boy v of lily) is doing. i could always visit thou farmer is only a 2 hour drive from rochester 😋

No. 309862

sage samefag i also wonder what Lily's boy name is. Or is he a man now? i wonder if ember will go for him. they're whole family is incest based.

No. 309901

>>309862
Well that was unnecessary. I actually think her mom is kind of cute too.
I think Ember is milky and immature as hell but mostly she's harmless. We don't even know whether she's saving or not, at least she IS working which is more than 97% of cows have ever done for more than 2 weeks.

No. 309958

>>309030
She looks like King Tut's death mask

No. 309960

>>309862
Are you ok? lol
She never mentioned it again, so the kid is most likely okay and not trans.

>>309901
She honestly looks like an average 50 year old, but Ember looks a lot like her

No. 310197

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No. 310205

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Why am I not surprised this is what her pillows look like. I can smell the layers of sweat and dirt from here.

No. 310220

>>310205
Fucking EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ~*TRIGGERED*~

No. 310225

>>310205
Now she's imitating Luna? Gurl.

No. 310242

She literally put on powder, foundation, powder, more foundation, more powder, and more powder. Then she used the same one brush to do her eyeshadow (using multiple colors).

She also claimed to have an NG tube (feeding tube) when she never did. The biggest lol was when someone called her a prostitute and she claimed that "no one could afford her" but she gives it away to that tubby lard ass hairy dude for free.

Just a note because it was discussed: all her make up except foundation and eyeshadow was ELF lol she's not spending any money on make up.

No. 310249

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Sage because it's not worth shit but her new accent kept fading and coming back and she said "lit" every other word.

No. 310292

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Cake face

No. 310313

her tattoo looks like Manray from spondgebobs mermaid man and barnacle boy

No. 310342

>>310292
How can you look so fucking old at her age jfc

No. 310348

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>>309030
For someone who now loves makeup, she doesn't know which shades to get her highlighter in for her complexion. She's using a pure gold one that is meant for people with deep tans or deep skintones. Ember, if you're reading this, since you love JSC you should get Siberian Gold. That pure gold is doing you no favors. And stop highlighting your whole forehead and your whole nose tip. It looks gross in pics and irl. Watch a Nikkietutorials video. Learn.

>>309237
Accurate.

No. 310363

>>310348
She doesn't care. She doesn't love it. She likes and does anything that props up her persona of the week without ever feeling any satisfaction or enjoyment or whatever.
She has no personality or interests besides whatever the most popular social media platform says is the most popular trope for a girl at the time. I've seen more emotionally developed 11 years olds ngl.

No. 310516

Ember is having a meltdown on IG what the hell is going on what is she flipping out about

No. 310523

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No. 310524

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No. 310526

>>310516

Emily posted a pic of Embers face from lolcow to her instagram making fun of her and promptly deleted it once Ember noticed

No. 310575

>>310526
Doesn't that proove Ember is keeping close eye on Emily, how else would she know?

No. 310579

>>310575
>>310526
Holy shit those two are still obsessing over each other?!

No. 310582

>>310526
anyone got caps

No. 310585

>>310526
My memory is a little bad, I know Ember was caught self posting here but was Emily too?

No. 310594

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No. 310597

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No. 310603

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No. 310606

>>310594
>>310597
Can these two ugly shits just bang already and get it out of their systems? Their obsession with one another is weird.

No. 310607

>>310597
These two are unbelievable. They need to just fuck already.
It's depressing to think that this is the highlight of the month for both of them.

No. 310792

>>310526
Damn, Emily is still trying to make herself somehow relevant

>>310585
Yup. Who knows, maybe she started the thread again or posts here

>>310603
Why do they keep using that retarded phrase "catch these hands" jesus it's not like any of them even know hot to fight, not to mention they both pretend to be speshul fragile ana butterflies

No. 310817

>>310792
Cause they both jumped on the instathot wagon, which requires you to speak like a poorly written token black American character on a reality tv show.

No. 310853

>>309901
I'd hardly be impressed with her just for having a job. She's always HAD to work because she's a poorfag, and other people always get her the gig - before it was always through her mom, now it's her boyfriend. She's never done anything related to her interests or personality, even at the entry-level. She doesn't even try.

No. 310905

>>309239
I'm pretty sure she has said on multiple occasions that his parents died

No. 310923

>>310905
She never said or mentioned that anywhere?

No. 311238

>>310923
She said in a live show once that his mother passed away and his dad couldn't afford the house anymore so he took over his parents house payments

No. 311466

Why the fuck does she have those freckles? When did that become associated with hood? I have freckles and they look disgusting. She looks even more like white trash with them.

No. 311481

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Shut up Emily you're just as obsessed with ember as she is with you.

No. 311506

>>311466
Tbh I think natural freckles are cute. Ember's look like she just poked at her face with an eyebrow pencil though. It must be part of her ~sunkissed tryhard aesthetic~

No. 311607

>>311481
I just searched this account, and it's followed by less than 200 people. 178 to be exact. It's the first time I've seen mention of it, and whilst it's not exactly unheard of for farmers to follow venting accounts in the description of the account she says she's pretty picky with who she lets follow her.

Tinfoil hatting/reaching to say: Emily, stop trying to make yourself relevant. It's very coincidental that suddenly Ember and Emily have some boring shitty rivalry that's sparked back up the moment Ember's thread is re-allowed on here. Jesus christ it's such a slow thread too, barely anyone knows never mind cares who either of you are anymore.

No. 311615

>>311607
actually, their "feud" is endless because they are both mentally underdeveloped girls with too much time on their hands. they never stopped with this shit and probably never will.

but that aside: I would bet anything that both Ems lurk here.

No. 311624

>>311615
They hadn't had some kind of blown up altercation like this in some time, unless I'm being a sperg anon. It's just sad more than anything that both of them are so fucking dependent on one another for some drama and excitement in their lives.

No. 311632

>>311615
They're probably both posting by this point.
This is why the last round of their threads died. They're both relentless self promoters.

No. 311726

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She just posts gross thinspo with cringey depressing captions

No. 311750

>>311726
Oh god, it's the girl with the teeth.

No. 311752

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how are her boobs like this…?

No. 311840

>>311726
oh god, why? they are both disgusting pro anas, I can't believe people support them anymore. well, mostly Emily, I don't think people really care for Ember tbh, but evrn she has a few asskissers who are prolly blinded by her fake subscriber count.

>>311752
it's the good old push-up bra and probably pressing your boobs together with your arms. I don't think she contours since she would definitely fuck up and paint her boobs in gold too.

No. 311858

>>>/snow/246263

these girls are embers new role models

No. 311891

>>311858
Yes, we established that quite some time ago

No. 311917

Ember is such a cunt on instagram literally orgasming over emily "relapsing" ya no one who ever suffered would eish a ED even on thier worst enemy. I know she never had a ED anyway but that just proves what a insufferable rude cunt she is. Arent you a witch ember kinda going against the cardinal rule of caising bad karma but your whole life is affected by bad karma cause your a liar and theif. Apparently she also contacted police about ember i wonder how that went after they found out she made false reports to DFACs and scammed her followers and grandma

No. 311919

Fuck i meant ember contacted the police about emily** ^^^

No. 311929

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This fat cunt lies about everything

No. 311938

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Forget the novel and post screenshots anon

No. 311939

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No. 311945

Sounds a lot like Emily is selfposting again.

No. 311955

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>>311938
>>311939
uff, ember deleted this so quick after posting, I guess she knows that most of her followers wouldn't appreciate someone as nasty especially since most of them are in the ED-community. pretty weak for someone who claims to be a badass hood rat.

anyway, their act pretty tired already.

No. 312054

>>311238
Wow that's a gross lie. This girl has some fucked up fantasies. (sage for non-contrib)

No. 312060

>>311945
I'm honestly shocked Emily has managed to avoid having her posts marked for so long. She's completely retarded, how has she not gotten caught violating a global rule??

No. 312253

>>311481
>ocd kicking in
>needing to do things in threes and sixes

go fuck yourself emily

No. 312256


No. 312350

>>312060
Oh she was caught right before her topic was banned and it was pathetic

http://temporary-personality.tumblr.com/post/146273096254/shoutatthadevil-emilys-self-post-greatest

No. 312357

>>311945
>>312060
>>312350
i'm super sick of their feud and both of them, but tbh it's slightly disappointing that emily never had her posts labeled bc of the timing (her getting outed right when all the ED threads were getting banned altogether). i find it weird how many times she's tricked people into thinking she has "changed" or was a "victim" in any of it. so many of the ~truth bloggers~ used to kiss her ass when she was equally as wannorexic and self posting as ember and others who were called out.

and then adding to that, that she was finally called out but never got her posts labeled bc of the timing…just kind of lame tbh bc i'm tired of people acting like she is any different from ember etc

No. 312393

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(banned cow)

No. 312394

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No. 312400

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Omg these two need to stop provoking each other. Also yeah ember kinda hard to relapse from something you never had in the first place :/

No. 312407

it's actually pathetic to see emily relapse and ember obv keeping her on post noti like when will ember stop crying

No. 312411

>>312407
Probably never, ember feeds off this drama. She'll always cry like a itty bitty bitch when she isn't getting attention like she wants.

No. 312436

>>312394

Can we not post about Emily unless it's actually relevant to Ember? She's boring as hell.

Besides, her ED and sudden ~relapse are just about as fake as her alcoholism, which is to say nearly entierely.

No. 312440

>>312436
Seriously, this isn't an Emily thread. Dumb bitch is up in here trying to make her ass relevant again.

No. 312446

>>312407
Hi Emily

No. 312451

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No. 312470

>>312451
Fuck off.

No. 312501

>>312451
Bahahaha that is so fucking forced Em.
Seriouisly who the hell is even following that account anyway? Isn't it like her super private speshul account? I'm drunk as hell and evne I don't type this badly lmao

No. 312504

I bet all of the screenshots of Emily's venting account were posted by Emily herself. She said she is super picky about followers so I highly doubt she allowed any farmers to follow her and she also lurks here religiously and has always been an obvious self poster. She can't stand the fact that she is fading from relevancy and will do anything and everything to stay relevant. She is nothing but a liar.

Sage because this turned into a rant.

No. 312505

>>312504
Of course they were. She's so desperate for attention that it hurts.

No. 312574

I am emily, you are emily, we are all emily. You idiots seriously dont remember last thread emily and ember were banned topics cause you guys wouldnt shut the fuck up about every post being one of them. You look stupider than these no life losers. And yes i am both emily and ember and also luna and milliedollgraves to just to toss in some other options for you drooling retards to grasp onto

No. 312597

>>312574
It was banned because their retarded followers kept selfposting and shitting up the site

>>312504
Basically. I woldn't mind talking about her but there's no milk at all. She's boring and unless she comes up with new shit, she should be avoided

No. 312609

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No. 312610

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Literally 30 seconds after Ember's post of the same pic. You can literally see her profile pic cut off in the corner

No. 312615

>>312609
If these two were really gonna fight they would. As much as I would love to these two chickens fight, it'll never happen lol ember could just as easily go to Emily and fight, but ember is just as much of a pussy as emily is. Theyre just gonna talk shit and do nothing.

No. 312616

>>312615
To see**

No. 312627

>>312609
they're both so cringy, I'm getting second hand embarrassment and I don't even know them.

No. 312658

They are in on it together for more attention and you idiots are falling for it.

No. 312687

>>312658
Lol I thought the same thing

No. 312693

>>312658
Not smart enough to dream that up

No. 312733

>>312658
>>312687

legit. their fake feud is the only thing getting either of them attention anymore tbh. i just wish we could see which posts were theirs tbh bc i suspect it's like half the posts on this thread

No. 312962

Suddenly I remember why mentioning these two was forbidden. They're like beetlejuice.

No. 312971

>>312350
Link to the threads and not your own blog, tumblrfag.

No. 312973

>>312393
Stop self-posting, Emily. This isn't your thread, you're actually not even cringy enough to be interesting. Take it as a blessing and GO.

No. 312975

>>312615
Taking this Worldstar is the only hope of actual internet fame either of these two fuckups have, at this point.

No. 313283

File: 1494862628987.png (415.08 KB, 540x754, Screenshot_2017-05-14-20-31-55…)

From yesterday, wtf is your hair done the night before graduation? And can you please buy a fucking iron you dirty bitch

No. 313285

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>>313283
Still ready 14 hours later? She's looks like one of the Beverly Hillbillies kek

No. 313290

>>313283
I seriously hope she won't go like that…I mean come on…
The dress looks like 1-2 sizes too big or like a bath robe, not to mention it needs to be ironed. And that hair doesn't go well with the dress at all.

>>313285
I'm starting to think she braids it, then leaves it like that for a couple of days

No. 313295

>>313290
@laruecos on IG apparently did it for her last night

No. 313299

>>312975
>Two angry skeletons flailing at each other
Hell, I'd watch it.

No. 313301

>>313295
If you can see the hairbands it's not fucking "done," for a formal event. Ugh this hog disgusts me.

No. 313308

>>313299
>angry skeletons
More like two sloths trying to fight

No. 313312

>>313301
Who uses hair ties for braids? I literally want to vomit. Just buy a 99 cent pack of clear bands.

No. 313313

>>313283
Since when is getting your GED certificate a graduation looool

No. 313317

>>313313
When it's the biggest accomplishment of your 20 year old life I guess.

No. 313332

>>313312
Lol exactly like honey…if that's full-glam for you…god I'm sad I can't even finish the sentence.

No. 313386

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Ember sending herself anons again… pretending to be emily, while making multiple references to her "severe anorexia" lmao when will she give it up?! Being a fragile wintergirl doesn't exactly go with her new thug image

No. 313388

>>313386
It's always so easy to spot when she sends stuff herself, I mean this is literally what she wishes she was lol

She'll never learn

No. 313436

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This shit keeps getting better and better.

No. 313439

>>313436
It literally looks like she's wearing a costume.

No. 313536

>>313436
Girl looks casket ready.

No. 313543

>>313436
All that warping tho

No. 313549

>>313436
Is she wearing a grill to graduation

No. 313577

>>313549
OH GOD SHE DOES. I can't with this girl, she's the definition of the word tacky.

No. 313578

>>313436
learn to fucking iron your garments.
1970's thug, a look that hasnt and shoulnt be done. ever.

No. 313617

>>313436
Looks like she got her dress off that wish app for $5

No. 313639

File: 1494888980792.png (1.28 MB, 781x2266, 20170515_175435.png)

You can really tell she slept on those braids, God damn ember. As if you don't look ridiculous enough.

No. 313649

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>>313639
Chav hoop earrings.

No. 313658

>>311615
Wouldn't even be surprised if they're actually friends and both using this childish shit to further their 'brands' tbh

No. 313663

>>313658
I don't recall Emily becoming an un-banned subject, Admin or mods, care to settle whether she's allowed to be talked about in this thread?

No. 313679

>>313663
If people want to talk about Emily so badly, ask an admin if you can make a thread about her like someone did with this thread. I agree Emily does some things worth talking about, but it's OT to talk about her when it has nothing to do with ember on this thread.

No. 313684

>>313436
This is the ugliest fucking dress I've ever seen.

No. 313685

>>313283
>>313684
imo it'd be cute if
a) not wrinkled
b) on a girl with a bust/curvier figure
c) with longer, let-down, more starlet kind of hair

not the worst garment, just not for her at all. the whole look for her is just yikes in general though, that makeup and tied-back hair does her no favors

No. 313714

>>313684
it looks so cheap but i'd still hate to see all the makeup she'd get on it taking it off. her skin is so bad that there's no doubt she sleeps in her makeup.

No. 313717

>>313639
I hate that she's still wearing these ugly ass fake nose rings.

No. 313719

I don't understand why anyone who already has an ugly nose draws more attention to it with jewelry.

No. 313742

>>313719
Because if you're focused on one ugly feature, you won't notice the rest or their hideous sum.

No. 313787

>>313290
OT but this is literally what Shayna/shay-gnar/dumdolly does lol. She leaves them for like 3-4 days, I wouldn't doubt ember does too. She and ember are the same level of cringe

No. 313798

Anons, please report and ignore any post you suspect to be Emily.

No. 313870

>>313798
I second this.

>>313639
So uh, is prom before or after official graduation in the US? Is she even allowed to go considering she only took the test and didn't actually go to school?

No. 313878

>>313870
No, what ember did was pay money to take a few classes to take an 8th grade equivilency test and get a special certificate that says she passed the state test for a general education degree. Aka she has the education level of the most basic grade 8 student.

She didn't attend a high school where real high school kids attend prom, which is almost always a few weeks before graduation (where actual real high school graduates get their diploma) and is basically a good bye and good luck ceremony for upper classmen . This "graduation" ceremony is just to make the teen moms and drug addict idiots who dropped out of school feel like the accomplished more than they did (and most likely to choke money out of them). The fact she's in her 20s and bragging about walking across the stage to get her knock off diploma is the definition of depressing.

No. 313907

>>313878
NGL her startedatthebottom hashtag gave me a chuckle. she's never been homeless, never even gone without all her tacky little trinkets. Her wardrobe is bottom of the barrel shit but she herself hasn't even seen 'the bottom' from her apartment window.

No. 313916

>>313907
Personality wise she is still at the bottom.

No. 313919

>>313916
Personality wise she's a living Mary-sue who reflects only bad trends and YA fiction about anorexia. That shit never made it into the barrel.

No. 313933

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She actually went like that lmao
She also seems to hang out with black people for her ~aesthetic~ Bet they laugh at her behind her back.

No. 314000

>>313933
ngl she looks like a legit little hoodrat in that top left picture. It's not a good thing though.

No. 314004

>>313933
Did her family and boyfriend not attend? I wouldnt either, what a joke

No. 314005

>>314004
If she had actually achieved something I'm sure they'd be there to celebrate with her but all she did is get a certificate saying 'yep you're probably as smart as normal 14 year olds by now' and maybe a few extra stickers for not having a meth problem or seven babies like her classmates.

No. 314009

Are wiggas still a thing?

No. 314019

She doesnt post family photos on instagram anymore, I'm sure they probably attended, she posted several snapchats with family in her graduation outfit yesterday

No. 314025

>>314000
She looks like a 40 year old meth addict

Aka

Her mom

No. 314027

>>314019
Hi Ember, lurk more?

No. 314030

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Lol forever 21. She's always posting all Thad cash you think she'd spring for something not ten dollars made of cheap ass acrylic material.

And forever 21 vanity sizes like a mother. A small at forever 21 is a big medium most other stores. It's not that the dress didn't fit, it was an ugly, cheap, poorly constructed garment that I wouldn't give to a charity shop. Poor people deserve better.

No. 314040

>>314030
S? But Ember I thought you were a fragile lil ana butterfly, how are you wearing only a size S? Lmao
No one forced you to wear that ugly shit, you could've gotten something else instead of that bathrobe

And everything you said about F21 anon

No. 314042

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>>314030
Nobody said that shit was ill fitting but us because its a cheap ass dress. Stop lurking and go get a real job and buy some real clothes with ur GED.

And here's the size chart fatass

No. 314043

>>314040
Wow she's so anorexic. A normal sized sack shaped dress looked as in her so she's gotta make it suit her narrative.

The criticism isn't about the fit Ember, it's about the dress being ugly, cheap, and badly made and her shitty styling.

No. 314129

>>313933
why do the people she hovers around always looks significantly younger than her?

No. 314165

>>314129
Maybe they are younger?
It's probsbly because her shitty makeup makes her look like she's in her late 20s

No. 314168

>>314129
Pedophile

No. 314199

>>313878

I didn't even know they did ceremonies for GEDs but Jesus that's​ alot of venom you're spitting right now.

>>314168

You keep saying that word but I don't think you know what it means.

>>314129

Probably because she looks like a 27 year old hooker most of the time. The girls in the picture are probably close to the same age as her but that tacky ass makeup and her boney face age the fuck outta her

No. 314220

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Where are the bones Ana queen?

No. 314221

>>314220
Where did her boobs go?

No. 314236

Her hair is wavy from her braids so she obviously didn't shower.

No. 314241

>>314042
This is a normal size, especially for someone of her height. She's so desperate to seem tiny.

>>314220
I love how she hasn't realised how obvious her sucking in is. If we can literally only see the bottom ribs and the rest of them are padded out with body fat, it's obvious you're sucking in, Ember. Anybody can make their belly look hollow.

No. 314248

>>313436
>cheap unironed dress
>ratty coat
>ugly braids
>bad makeup
>hoop earrings
>layer of grime
>FULL GLAM

She's gone full chav.

No. 314250

>>313878
ember's obnoxious and had no reason not to stay in school and get a regular diploma but tbh there's no reason to be this pissed off about everyone who gets a GED. of course it's not truly equivalent, everyone knows that. but for people who dropped out it's better than nothing and there's no reason to bitch about people who get GEDs in general. a GED can be the first step in getting your shit together for people who came from shitty backgrounds or fucked up as a teen. GED can get you into trade school or community college so you can eventually get a job that requires some skill and pays more than minimum wage and maybe even go on to a pretty solid career.

idk i just see no reason to hate on the GED in general just bc ember is an idiot.

sage bc obviously

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No. 314256

>>314254

Her fake nose ring is too big for her. She needs to find a smaller one because this just looks bad.

No. 314370

>>314256
I'm ready to bet that she deliberately looks as shitty as possible in order to provoke any snark about her she can get. It was the golden nose and forehead that gave it away, nobody would do that seriously.

No. 314501

>>314370
She's not smart enough to be a figure of satire, which is a true loss because if she learned self awareness this would be comedy gold. You would think after all the valid and deep criticism/ridicule she received she would have learned some damn humility by now.

And on that subject both Ember/Emily are so fucking embarrassing it's mind blowing. How could either of them, at this age, not understand that the one who wins is the one who cares the least and actually succeeds in life?

Ember is clearly a lost cause. If she didn't "get it" by now, she never will, and these phases are becoming more and more pathetic. What life goals does she have, what could she even POSSIBLY do to stunt on Emily? Fucking nothing. Best case scenario is she cleans her style and stops literally cosplaying, learns to actually love herself, and develop some goals involving a career. But we all know she never will because it's obvious how she's convinced herself that deep down she needs an entire circus act as a personality to gain any attention - even if it's something as worthless as people making fun of her online. Know she's a piece of shit, but she's still a human being and I just feel bad.

Emily on the other hand may actually be worse because she's desperate and stupid enough to fuck with substance abuse for "cool" points - and no one outside of underaged kids thinks alcoholism is edgy bc alcoholics are sloppy as fuck and beyond annoying. No one wants to drown with you Emily. This girl also grew up as an upper-middle class white girl in new england and was ACTUALLY in school but threw it away to pad her online resume with fuck ups and failures that she chose. If she wasn't addicted to the internet and being such a lame ass victim, she had real opportunities at her fingertips. If she stayed in school and wasn't the most self-conscious person ever she wouldn't even have time to acknowledge Ember.

What I don't understand is how dense these girls are. They provided thinspo at one point but in reality people only followed them at all to laugh at them bc of how much they bit Felice Fawn. Now they're full grown adults and still doing this?????

Fucking sorry for the novel, my head is spinning trying to make sense of these monkeys. I know those two dumb asses read this so I hope they passive aggressively provide some insight.

PS Should Emily be allowed in this thread? I thought only Ember was unbanned as a topic? Would be hilarious to force a silence about Emily to see what ridiculous new storyline she comes up with for attention.

No. 314516

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So ana, so skinny xxs

No. 314520

>>314516
Ah, yes, embracing her trashiness. I have to wonder if this is partially who she really is. Just plain white trash. At least she looks happy.

>>314501
Tbh they both kind of grew up like that and had a taste of internet drama early on, so they wanted to keep it up. Both of them are uninteresting so it never lasted.
But why they're still clinging on to it - I don't know. I feel a lot of second hand embarrassment for them because we're almost the same age. Just…terrible.

Tbh Emily shouldn't be allowed unless she does something hilarious, which hasn't happened in almost a year or so. The last interesting thing was her wearing Felices shirts, and that's about it.

>force a silence about Emily to see what ridiculous new storyline she comes up with for attention

yup

No. 314525

>>314520
On her Instagram she says she's relapsed so she's clearly gunning to be the star of this thread imo. She always conveniently relapses when she loses something stupid.

I don't think either of them have anything else in their life that's as exciting and validating as stirring up petty drama to get mentioned here and on tumblr snark blogs. Either that or some seriously arrested development.

No. 314527

>>314525
Does something stupid* not loses.

No. 314596

>>314516
Someone please save the video where she's on stage, it's hilarious

No. 314611

>>314596
She actually posted a video of THAT dance skill!! TOP KEK! LIFETIME OF LAUGHS!

No. 314668


No. 314730

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No. 314741

>>314516
I deadass thought that was a klansmen for a second

No. 314742

>>314730
lmaooo please gif the end of the video where he pushes her off the stage and back to the floor

No. 314752

>>314741
Same

I mean…at least she looks happy, that's kind of cute

Buuut uh, didn't she claim to have anxiey? And now she was on stage? Riiiight

No. 314756

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>>314742
The quality's so bad though.

Why is she doing the rock devil horns? I thought rappers did the Illuminati pyramid thing.

No. 314763

>>314730
What an attention whore.

No. 314766

I really think Emily should be ignored, if only because it's hilarious to see how hard she tries when she thinks Ember is getting something more than her. It's like an extreme version of "but she got a bigger piece of cake than me! -stomps feet-"

No. 314778

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No. 314787

>>314778

What the hell is she doing. Someone please find a way to make this into a banner

No. 314804

She's flapping her arms like a spastic duck.

No. 314813

>>314787

I have never been more embarrassed for another person. I give her 6 months until she's wearing clown paint and saving up for the gathering of the juggalos.

No. 314815

>>314778
Jesus this gave me a good laugh, thank you anon

Ember, never change

No. 314827

File: 1495051567646.gif (2.07 MB, 185x226, Dancing.gif)

>>314778
All I see is this

No. 314840

He shoves her off stage!! Classic loser!

No. 314853

>>314778
Omfg she looks like such a retarded this is gold

No. 315026

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Lol look at this thirsty bitch

No. 315044

>>315026
possibly looking to be a too poor? lol

No. 315100

>>314778
She's just spastically slapping her thighs not even dancing what the ever loving autistic fuck

No. 315108

>>315026
He will never read your DM. He gets thousands per day.

No. 315111

>>314778
I wish I could animate because I'd love to make an animation of her dancing like this.

No. 315116

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No. 315142

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No. 315167

Looks like she had fun at least, most people would look like idiots too in that situation.
I was invited on stage years ago by my favourite band at the time and I just froze up clasping my hands to my chest and grinning like a lunatic. Still cringe about it at night. Thank god no one filmed that.

No. 315241

>>314220
>outfit for the concert
Lmao, and yet she's wearing a giant tank top in those videos.
Maybe I'm old but I'd prefer the opposite. I wouldn't mind going to a concert in a bra, but I wouldn't post a picture of myself online like that.

No. 315279

>>315241
she's wearing it to appear smaller, like all the ananchans do

No. 315296

>>314778
Looks like she needs to do a wee but the line to the ladies is too long.

It's at least less awkward than her sexy dancing/ass wiping videos from a year or two ago

No. 315416

>>315241
Tbf I think the t-shirt is merch that she bought at the gig?

No. 315449

>>315416
I dont think so i think the shirt belongs her gross land whale bf, caribou lou came out 7 years ago ive never seen a band sell shirts that old unless it was at the who reunion tour and those were actual vintage.

No. 315494

>>315449
> 7 years ago

lmfao that song came out in 2006. not to blog post but I was obsessed with tech n9ne in high school in like 2009 and even I knew I was late to the game back then. he's like almost vintage now so it cracks me up that ember is into him

he's not a terrible rapper but he attracts white trash for some reason (which is why I stopped listening after hs)

No. 315498


No. 315502

>>315494
sage this shit

No. 315510

>>314778
Why would she post something THIS embarrassing online?? She looks like she's shat herself.
This is so bad I almost feel sorry for her, it's like social suicide…

No. 315518

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No. 315522

>>311929
How can she keep lying about face timing that catch me bitch?
She keeps posting the screenshot on her story and its ridiculous

No. 315648

>>311929
I'm not even shocked that this grown ass adult woman would lie about facetiming a 14 year old girl, Ember you are beyond pathetic you creepy fuck

No. 315705

>>314827
i spat out my drink, anon. god bless you and cwc

No. 316484

>>314778
The one groupie that runs on stage and has to be pushed off! Top kek

No. 316593

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No. 316596

>>316585
I wonder if this is true or just ember crying for attention. Wish she would post proof of Emily harassing her.

No. 316637

>>316596
She never posts proof of it, this is the 3rd or 4th chick she claims is harassing HER family. When its her every time

No. 316640

File: 1495215716023.png (245.74 KB, 540x463, Screenshot_2017-05-19-11-50-35…)

Why she keep changing the comment? Dumb fat ass bitch

No. 316673

>>316640
Heated much, Emily?

No. 316745

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This is a few days old I think. Seems to me ember is the only one being obsessive now. Emily isn't saying shit about ember anymore and ember has made at least one post almost everyday since Emily went to hospital. Ember you don't look cool kicking someone while they're down even if it is crockpot.

No. 316759

>>316745
"listerine drama queen" sick burn ember wow

No. 316917

>>316745
Doesn't Emily have an iphone as well as Ember? Wouldn't the messages show up as an imessage or blue instead of green meaning ember faked the text…

No. 316920

>>316917
It shows up green if the other person has your number blocked

No. 316929

>>316745
Stop posting about Emily holy fuck.

No. 317019

>>316637
Normally I'm not one of those anons who thinks every post is Emily or Ember - but seriously, is this one Emily?Are you saying Ember is actually the one doing the harassing? how do you know?

No. 317320

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Provide proof you're outside or it didnt happen dumbass

No. 317329

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>>317320
her talkin about fighting jus makes me think of this

No. 317334

>>317320
The fact that she's suddenly typing like this is so retarded. This crooked faced crack whore looking hoe isn't going to do anything. Ember can't fight. How is she not embarrassed by her very existence oh my god

No. 317420

>>317320
who is she always trying to fight? why? even the hood rat girls I know irl don't do this

No. 317436

>>312393
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE YR LIFE BEING SO BAD YOU'RE FUCKIN DAY DRUNK AT KOHLS BUYING BUSINESS CASUAL IN HOT TOPIC JEWELRY FROM TEN YEARS AGO IN KNOCK OFF UGGS IN 2017

WHAT IS THAT POSE
HER FACE LOOKS SO BUSTED HOW DID SHE POST THIS AND LEAVE IT UP - HOW DO YOU HAVE EYEBAGS LIKE THAT AND NOT CEASE ALL FUCKSHIT UNTIL THAT SITUATION DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK 42
SHE IS SO FUCKED UP SHE MAKES EMBER LOOK GOOD AND I LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE

THE WORLD IS FULL OF SO MUCH WONDER(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 317445

>>312400
Her nose ring needs to be smaller but tbh compared to what she used to look like she actually looks good here, maybe I just appreciate her eye make up or how she's starting to drop the fake anorexia shit and Emily is just spiraling into humiliating (fake???)alcoholic hoe aunt territory.

If only she would just drop the fake hood thing and stopped fucking with children then Emily would lose her goddamn mind.

No. 317507

>>317436
uh hi ember?

No. 317508

>>317436
Ember stop yelling you're embarrassing and ugly enough

No. 317509

This thread was a mistake and should be locked. Ember is back full-force begging for attention, and now Emily is too.

No. 317515

>>317436
Ember.
You have no room to talk about Emily when you look like an actual rat. You look a crack baby that's struggled with a lifelong meth addiction. Your makeup is busted, your mouth looks like a paper cut, and your body is so jacked I don't know where to start, you assless nutcase.

No. 317527

>>317509
OP here. I agree, this thread was a mistake. Now it's just both of them flinging shit at each other, it's boring and embarrassing.
At least let's ban discussion about Emily.

No. 317606


No. 317617

>>317606
idk, in my opinion she's trying way too hard to create meaningless drama. every second of that snaps shows how insecure she obviously is.

No. 317723

I would pay money to see this string bean fight someone.

No. 318059

File: 1495377149590.gif (2 MB, 437x318, UMeweSh.gif)


No. 318067

>>318059
Absolutely off topic but does anyone know the context of this gif? Keking so hard right now

No. 318070

>>318067
here you go anon

No. 318085

>>318070
Basically what ember looks like to the rest of us

No. 318147

>>318059
Yes! EXactly what I picture her fighting like

No. 318156

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oh…. honey….,,,,..,,,/

No. 318158

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No. 318177

>>318156
I…is she throwing shade at herself or…?

No. 318181

>>318070
Thank you, kind anon!

No. 318192

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No. 318197

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No. 318230

>>318197
She looks like one of those white kitchen garbage bags thats been stuffed to full and left in a hot sunroom till its covered in condensation.

No. 318260

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>>318156
Uhhhh…

No. 318261


No. 318321

>>318197
Girl looks like a smashed pepperoni pizza lel

>>318261
That girl is 14…

No. 318322

>>318156
>>318156
This is obviously on purpose she clearly lurks here… I just don't get why. To provoke a response?

No. 318326

>>318322
She wants attention. She's an unattractive mousy white girl with the assets of a soggy pile of pancakes. Her face looks like it's melting off. She has no talent, no ambitions, no real life–she's an empty vessel. We are all she has and even we don't want her ugly plain ass lol.

No. 318387

>>318261
Dirty dirty bitch. Guilty of all the things she calls everyone else out for

No. 318412

>>318387
Just proves ember truly is a pedo like everyone says

No. 318420

>>318261
She'll try and claim she was hacked again

No. 318433

>>318261
Pretty sure she was calling her "gorgeous ass" not saying her actual ass is gorgeous. You people reach too much

No. 318442

>>318433
Of all the genuinely hilarious shit this girl has put out there, anons still gotta reach more than stretch Armstrong and call her a pedophile.

No. 318457

>>318442
For real, smfh

No. 318484

>>318442
Even if she seriously meant that it's a real stretch

No. 318494

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>>318433
>>318442
>>318484
In what world do y'all live in that it's okay for an adult to be looking at videos of 14 year olds with their tits hanging out, pointing the camera at their butt, then leaving comments, saying "gorgeous ass" though?

Ember isn't a pedophile but regardless, it's fucked up and not appropriate at all for any adult to be okay with a young teenager exploiting their body like that, let alone encouraging it with positive feedback.

No. 318502

>>318494
I didn't say it was okay, but I read it more like a friendly compliment than a sexual thing.
And well… it's Danielle, she's kind of famous and "gorgeous ass" is probably one of the least lewd things she gets on a daily basis.

No. 318506

>>318502
Oh so now it's okay since the minor Ember is sexualizing is "kind of famous".

It's not like she left that comment on a selfie. It was a video of her showing off her body while wearing skimpy clothes. I'm just gonna stop here because the shit you're excusing is gross.

No. 318514

>>318506
Like I said I don't think her comment was really sexual. Inappropriate sure.

No. 318519

File: 1495413881155.png (705.24 KB, 640x1136, IMG_1529.PNG)



> "gorgeous ass"


lurk moar ember

No. 318550

>>318494
What world do you live in where this is pedophilia? Trust me, this isn't it. embers saying she misses 'this gorgeous ass' the same way friends might say 'miss this bitch' she's not actually saying she misses being in close proximity to a teenage girls buttcheeks because she finds them sexual. You reach any harder and you're gonna need surgery anon, stop.

No. 318561

>>318550
I said she isn't a pedophile.

My point is that it's disgusting for an adult to encourage a 14 year as they post sexual content, showing off their body. Why is this so hard to understand.

Regardless of how controversial they are, at the end of the day, it is a young teenage girl who just turned 14. Not 16, not 18. FOURTEEN, and Ember is validating her as she takes videos of her barely clothed body and shares them online.

Am I the only one who remembers that Ember pretended to be a 15 year old to the admin the first time she became a topic on this site, as a way to have the images of her showing her underwear, butt, and body removed from this website? She obviously knows that it is inappropriate for a supposed 15 year old to posts images like that on the internet, so why is she okay with a 14 year old to do the same?

No. 318565

>>318550
Its not literal, the point is publicly encouraging and praising a very young girl to basicly shake more ass and show more tits is extra inappropriate

No. 318567

>>318561
She's gross and innapropriate yes, and nobody is saying that it's okay. Theres no need to twist things around and make it sound like anons are okay with kiddy fiddling or embers unhealthy interest in teenagers, when all that was said is that she isn't a pedophile. Who do you think is defending her?

No. 318569

>>318561
That anon literally just explained what Ember meant, it wasn't sexual at all.
It's kind of a term of endearment the way she said it.
I mean it's already bad enough that she's faking being friends with her, and sucking up to a 14yo. No need to read anything more into it.

No. 318622

>>318569
well. even if that were true (which it isn't, don't make excuses for ember) that doesn't change the fact that it's still fuckin gross.

No. 318645

>>318622
Oh calm your hate boner ffs. Nobody said it's good and nobody is defending her. Why are you so obsessed with forcing this stupid pedophilia thing?

No. 318662

>>318550
you don't get it. scroll up a bit.
she commented "gorgeous ass multiple heart eye emojis" on a 14 year old's ig post. this is not some other usage. she's literally referring to danielle bregoli's 14 year old ass and calling it gorgeous. creepy as shit.

couple hours after she is called out for it, she uses "gorgeous ass" in the context of "this gorgeous ass" referring to her friend. SHES BACKTRACKING and it confirms it to me at least that she meant gorgeous ass literally @ danielle bregoli.

i'm not saying she's a pedo. she's just obviously trying to not look creepy and it's confirming that she is. like i can't believe i have to explain this

No. 318669

>>318662
Can we get back to the milk and stop sperging out about Ember possibly being a pedophile? Last time I checked this was an image board thread about Ember, not Danielle, nor was it a place to armchair diagnose Ember. It's a weird obsession, but so is her recent personality transplant. Can we stay on Ember's milk without sperging this thread?

No. 318672

>>318669
i said she wasn't a pedophile.

fully sorry for sperging out, i'll stop, it's just frustrating when people don't read the thread

No. 318677

File: 1495433892516.png (1.11 MB, 636x1098, IMG_3866.PNG)

Kek…… Ember really thinks they'd want to sponsor her when she looks like >>318158

No. 318683

>>318677
Wait until she comes up with dumb shit again like her "marketing degree" or whatever she used to say to make shops send her crap

No. 318701

For someone who supposedly had anorexia nervosa - a disorder characterized by body dysmorphia and self hatred, Ember sure seems full of herself these days. She's really blossoming into that NPD (or was it ASPD?) diagnosis she gave herself a few years back.

>>318683
Same anon. Personally, I cannot wait until she truly goes into the munchie realm and starts faking diagnoses and disorders.

No. 318718

>>318683
Oh yeah from way back when she was running that publishing company and was also a brand ambassador. Those were good times.

No. 318719

>>318662
Nobody cares about your personal pizzagate where Ember plays Hilary. Move on and reach elsewhere.

No. 318720

>>318701
inb4 she posts a rant about how she's still insecure on the inside and how we don't know her lol
She's one of the few cows that actually responds to us

It was NPD, I think. She claimed to have quite a lot of illnesses. I'm waiting for her to start doing it all over again once she notices that no one gives a shit about her being a "bad bitch"

>>318718
They sure were, I miss when she was actually hilarious

No. 318723

>>318720
She briefly claimed both at different times. NPD was after one of her threads, ASPD was after she watched the shitty Hannibal Lecter remakes.

No. 318729

>>318720
She claimed it once, she'll claim something new. I'm surprised she hasn't latched onto the tumblr woe-is-me BPD/self harm poetry shit. Yep, I can't wait to see another collarbone popped out post about how insecure she is and how ~hard~ recovery is. Oh wait, that would go against her whole hoodrat/thug lyfe persona. Kek.

>>318723
Lol little did she realize that NPD was more fitting. Oh right, and then she got that awful spongebob manray tattoo.

No. 318735

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>>318729
BPD is the one thing I'd believe she legitimately had tbh. She's a great candidate considering her personality void and total lack of friends.

I'm never gonna unsee her tattoo as man ray now omfgits perfect.

No. 318736

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>>318723
I went back into the old threads and yup.

>>318729
She sort of did that already? With the whole recovery/positivity instagram

>>318735
lamo

No. 318738

>>318736
Oh god and she made it so obvious she doesn't get NPD any more than she understands how highlighter works with her answer.

No. 318963

Emily is still a banned cow. Don't post about her.
If this thread continues to be cancerous, it'll be locked again.

No. 318985

>>318735
I don't know, anon. BPD is typically self loathing territory, and (at least right now) seems entirely too wrapped up in how she's hot shit. Although these rapid personality transplants could be her covering up her insecurities but I like to believe she thinks she's hot shit, and thus the NPD diagnosis. Kek, I know. I can't unsee it.

>>318736
True, but she also likes to repeat herself with these phases.

No. 319098

>>318735
if ember genuinely has bpd then i'm the queen of england

No. 319116

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ember's snapchat story

No. 319120

>>319116
she keeps calling herself out… oh no baby what is you doing

No. 319123

>>319116
kek… she spouts that she's not broke yet she's spamming/begging zooka cosmetics to be a promoter. her lack of self awareness astounds me.

No. 319171

man this thread is not as busy as i thought it would be. i bet ember is gonna switch personalities again soon or people are gonna forget about her. any thoughts for whose skinsuit she'll wear next?

No. 319175

>>319171
I don't follow what trends are in or out but she will jump onto the newest or or go back to being "sick"

Oh, can you imagine? Ember jumping on the transtrender wagon? Lmao

No. 319200

>>319175
I'm gonna second this. Or she'll jump on the DID or munchie bandwagon. I'm still surprised she hasn't claimed she has POTS or EDS or whatever. I'm waiting for that day though. It's become really popular lately and she cannot resist switching it up to whatever is the latest fad. Maybe even being a camgirl. Who knows. Girl is desperate for attention.

No. 319206

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No. 319217

>>319206
fuck, i'm laughing so hard it hurts. thank you for that side by side anon. i can't unsee it.

No. 319282

>>319200
Nah, her severe scoliosis thing never took off how she liked it because she doesn't understand what a humans back looks like to photoshop it. I think she's gonna keep heading towards instahoe/yeezy/please let me into the black friends club/nail painting emoji sort of thing she's got going and then jump into a newer trend once this one is tired. She failed at the sick persona a couple of times

No. 319290

I'd love to see Ember become a transtrender, but I think she's way too girly for that. Femme lesbian Ember would be cute. Fairy-kei Ember?

No. 319296

>>319282
She mainly picked something that's hard to fake. Scoliosis is pretty hard to prove. I wouldn't be surprised if she pulls a an ~easier to prove~ diagnosis. I'm still betting on a new round of "I'm sick, give me asspats"

>>319290
I could see the whole transtrender thing going for her. Especially with her makeup being so goddamn awful. She'd pull the "you're being transphobic!" card for any criticism.

No. 319312

>>319296
I mean, she did try to convince everyone that her little sister was trans.

No. 319315

>>319312
Yeah but she also ran that fan blog for herself and made fun of trans people. She won't last long enough on that train for it to be worthwhile.

Maybe Ember azalea, the even worse, whiter rapper will emerge

No. 319323

>>319315
true enough. maybe she'll try the alt-right edgy or gothic heroin chic persona next.

No. 319328

I bet she'll go weeb/loli next. She loves being talked about on here so maybe she'll try to get promoted to /pt.

No. 319360

Oh mannnnn. She should go HAES ala Beccabae.

No. 319418

>>319098
God forbid someone you don't like shares the same very speshul illness you have :(

No. 319432

>>318963
Talking about Ember will always create a cancerous thread. This isn't even milk anymore.

No. 319496

I wanna see ddlg daddy kitten ember next

No. 319515

>>319496
OH god I don't. Ddlg is vomit worthy enough without this girl oiled up, naked but for a pan of highlighter and a daddy choker. That's too gross to handle.

No. 319550

>>319515
i would pay money to see that. never ending milk

No. 319586

>>319550
>>319515
That would be hilarious but I don't see her doing that at all.
Ember seeks attention, but also admiration and superiority. Even her anorexic phase was based on that which is why it was so clearly fake.
I don't see her being a "little one" or a spoony at all. That and she just doesn't strike me as a sexual person, I mean her ass shaking video was decidedly unsexy and weird.

No. 319603

>>319586
That sexy/asswipe dance was the most autistic thing I've seen any cow do ngl.

No. 319623

>>319586
Which makes me wonder what she will try next. She's quite limited.

No. 319653

>>319586
I agree here, she's always tried to come across as some sort of boss bitch despite being a regular tacky bitch. Even way back when she was cats-Chanel-thc she was trying to look high fashion/expensive/important with her Kate spade bag and knockoff designer stuff. No matter the character it's always a power trip.

She's like the kid who compulsively lied at school to seem impressive even though everyone knows it's a huge lie. She seems like the kid who said her dad was CIA or she's a model in Japan.



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