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Reviving this since I got permission.>Former ""ana"" chan>Known for her feud with emilyologist>Both have been found guilty of self-posting on here>Subsequently both were banned topics due to attracting underage anachans
On to the milk.
Ember has recently had a personality transplant. She now pretends to be some sort of hoodrat a la casshh me ousside girl. It's especially funny if you followed her at all before this sudden personality change.
Well, I at least encourage everyone to watch this video if you want to cringe.http://temporary-personality.tumblr.com/post/159019069856/watch-ember-go-from-a-trashy-hood-rat-to-basic-ass
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i'm dying over that fucking face
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What the actual fuck is she doing.
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You forgot: https://www.instagram.com/temporarygoddess/
Also, can we talk about her tattoo that looks like a brown ghost and the thing she's wearing in her mouth?
Her tattoo is a poorly-done Hannibal Lector mask. >>295025
She's been abusing the skin tone feature in meitu/beauty plus for quite a while now.
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Nope, she's from Rochester>>295034
She started doing it after seeing the Cash Me Outside Girl and you know who>>295035
I know, but it's just looks like a brown ghost/stingray lol
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Now I can't unsee it anon…
lol I'm still blocked.
Either because I was following Emily or because I would get annoyed and unfollow her and then be bored and follow again.
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Idk how she picks who she blocks, but I used to follow her and other cows, she even followed back for a while but I still didn't get blocked? idk>>295026
Can also someone finally tell me what that thing in her mouth is? I know it's not braces and it's golden? Looks like her teeth are rotten
not…really, no. At least not in the last 10+ years so I might've forgotten.
She's trying everything under the sun to look like it
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this bitch, I swear to god.
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Wow, this is very tragic. More than being fake ana. At least her giraffe legs have morphed into normal no thigh gap ones. How can she look so much older in less than a year?
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acrylics/blunt picture is such a typical "instagram baddie" post. caption is "🔥👅"
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she looks like a greyhound
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Why would anyone shoop themselves like this?
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can we talk bout her fedora wearing neck beard boyfriend? lmao.
this cannot be real life top kek
>fake ass "hood" accent that disappears after ten seconds>ugly grill on bottom teeth (?)>sharpie brows>rap music in the background >thot braids>sohood.jpg
WHY IS SHE HANDLING WAX WITH HER HANDS WHY IS SHE SMOKING IT IN THAT BOWL OMG EVERYTHING IS INCORRECT
How can you fail this hard at everything? I'm actually impressed.
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I guess being an 'ana wintergirl goddess' doesn't fit with her whole stoner hoodrat chic vibe so she dropped it.
Not really, she's still trying to hit that she's an anachan with those poses and her food diary, she's just not constantly talking about it
I wonder how long it'll take her to see the thread
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This doesn't count as milk (hence the sage) because it's from so long ago, but I've been wanting to talk about it since she posted. Girl never has and never will understand basic human anatomy for as long as she photoshops.
I'm legitimately thrilled this thread is back. I wonder at what point in her life is she going to settle for an aesthetic that fits her. She'd do well as a pop punk tumblr gal. She wouldn't have to force her personality and she'd be able to wear her ugly killstar dresses etc. But that's outdated and pop punk isn't cool anymore.
>>295743>Also she sticks out her tongue constantly, it's nasty.
Yea what is up with that?
And why does her face always look so dirty?
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>>295466>she looks like a greyhound
holy shit lmao>>295502
double keks. i can only imagine the contrast in personality when shes around him irl vs when shes posting on the internet. he looks autistic and terribly bland which makes me laugh how she thinks she's hood rat. it shows you who she's really compatible with.>>295538>stretch muhks>dropping stems
why does she always stick her nasty ass tongue out?>>295773
the new "scene" kids of 2012-2013 and only lasted for a year because it's so boring. pretty much consisted of shitty, whiny music, kids who pretended they skate, and pizza because lol so randumb xDDD
Wasnt she engaged at some point? It's been a while since we talked about her. This isn't the same guy is it?
Maybe they broke up, she started dating this dude, and then conformed to what she believes is "his type". I've known girls to do that after a break up because they're desperate to not be alone.
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This is old and not very milky, but she followed me on tumblr a while ago and I just thought it was funny.
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Ember recently tried to be an internet thug and call this girl out (obvs out of jealousy) but her followers turned on her (and she lost 200 of them)
She kept saying she wanted to fight but when the girl sent her the address to where she was ember stopped replying and never showed up lol
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Sage for second screencap
lol ember sounds like a tryhard wannabe even when she's trying to act ~tuff~ online
while I have no doubt she'd get her ass handed to her in a second, i don't think anyone would recognize her IRL w/o all the photoshopping, image stretching, and excessive filters lol
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she also pretended that she was facetiming danielle (cassh me ousside girl) but really she was just watching her live lmao
I think she still is? And she keeps following young girls like 13-16.
Does she even follow anyone her age?
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It looks like she has a mustache
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She looks greasy af
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And even more Ember should stop using her cheap apps to edit the hell out of her face. Everyone with basic photoshop skills can tell that she desperately tries (and fails) to give her face sharp lines and features, she simple doesn't have because she is nowhere near skinny.
She sucks in her cheeks and then tries to sharpen them with tools - ROFL
It's ~cool~ anon
She always seems to go for stereotypes>>298343
She started wearing a pushup bra already, who knows how long we'll have to wait
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"How does it feel to appropriate black culture?"
"Do you cry yourself to sleep knowing everyday you live a completely fabricated personality?"
"Where did you get your hood accent? From the streets that you grew up on?"
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so ghetto much hood
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They meant the warping inside the shower corner.>>298971
Looks like there's a little rubber strip going up the corner of the tile to prevent water from getting in the crease, but it's peeling off. Kind of gross not to fix tbh and could lead to the wall behind it rotting is it is left like that too long.
the wrinkled shirt triggers
me, bitch do you not know how to iron?
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She should see a doctor about the two different sizes of her boobs
Uneven boobs are normal
But yes that's a big difference. Maybe she shooped something and made one bigger/smaller
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that small frame, huge boobs look is soooo gross on her
she could have had a decent following if she marketed herself as a normal white girl stoner. probably no one would have even questioned her ED claims if she stayed in the realm of possibility and hadn't exaggerated everything. so many failed attempts at having a personality
I was going to mention this too. None of the comments I saw were from people older than 17… she has always had a weird thing for hanging around younger people. the older ember gets, the more uncomfortable and weird it is
I have a few theories:
- ember is insecure (duh) and is intimidated by people her age
- ember knows she is too socially inept to make friends her own age
- or a combination of those two things
- possibly still hung up on finding her "little ana sister" (what is that even about?)
- something sexual?? Idk, ppl keep saying she's a pedo but I can't tell if they mean like child molester pedo
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wtf are those brows?? god i think they've gotten worse. also, cringe at her face.
wtf ok guys calm down, y'all are crazy sometimes seriously… she is not a pedophile. she is a sad, pathetic grown ass woman desperately seeking validation from pre-teens because she knows they will give it to her. that's it. she's not a kiddy diddler. she wants attention and praise from young idiot teens on the internet. Everyone her age and older can clearly see she is pathetic.
anyway i can't believe she is what, 21 yrs old? her instagram account looks like its run by a 13 year old girl. She has no style, no originality, no personality. she acts and talks like a pre-teen :/ wonder if she will ever grow up and be a normal adult woman with a job who doesn't parade her pathetic life all over the internet for teenagers..
I have to agree with this. It's most likely one of the first two reasons anon stated >>299359
still creepy tho>>299577
Probably not. She's going to be one of those 30-40 year olds still trying to be "cool" on social media.>>299570
I wish she'd get them done professionally, they're so damn blocky
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I guess messing with children isn't giving her enough attention so she's still trying to get pity by reminding everyone how sick she is
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Lmao sure. Every single personality she had was to get her attention, she's still trying to be relevant
And the eyebrow one lol
I like how as soon as someone said she dropped the Ana schtick, one day later she suddenly is in trouble with her doctor now
imagine her trying to fake getting readmitted to IP while also maintaining her new hood rat persona……….
this is so fucking funny, i'm dying anon.>>299917
didn't she just recently post that she's "feeling her weight gain😍" too? like pick one
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"None of your business" a day later on Instagram
She's the type of asshole who acts all noble and moral outwardly but freely shares her "sickness accomplishments" for brownie points and compliments and sympathy. It's the most pathetic thing ever.
Also the hood rat thing is soooo awful. It's giving me such bad secondhand embarrassment. I hope when she moves on to her next personality that everyone brings up her hoodrat thing haha
OMFG she would be bashed within a day if she ever went to prison, I bloody well swear to it.
Then she'd be sent to protection for "her own safety" and no one lives that down kek
I love how tough and ~gangsta~ she's trying to be when she would seriously shit herself if she got raided or anything
sage for no contribution and blog posting
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She looks like this.
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Pretty sure she's asking herself these questions.
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Guess who noticed that being a hood rat doesn't bring in attention?
Her thighs look different sized in every picture she posts
Not only that but ever since Lolcow mentioned that she dropped her Ana spiel, she returned to it. In all her glory, with her badly altered pictures and 'recovery' doctor stories and papers
Rofl hi ember, you are such a fake
Here's some reasons that contribute to how Ember is a pedophile:
-I have never seen Ember "look up" to an older person (except Emily). The only people Ember ever copies personas from are underage girls, such as Dana the 8 Year Old Anorexic, and Danielle the Cash me ousside girl who is 14.(and face it Emily looks basically like jail-bate so toss that in there).
-Ember is so hyperfocused on “Dana the 8 Year Old Anorexic”, she incorporated elements of the film to pass as her own life and pretty soon tried to sound exactly like this little girl right down to her backstory and got caught word for word copying Dana's story from youtube.
-Her most recent obsession is cash me ousside girl Danielle Bregoli who is a whopping 14 years old. Ember is trying to make herself look more tan, dress like her, talk like her and pretend she has an accent like this ho, she's acting like she's from the ghetto, hanging out with younger girls who if you look at their instagrams (Ember tags her friends bc she t0tallyz haz friends) they have children which is shocking but also a little nerve-wracking considering the situation we have afoot of Ember being a creep and preying upon the young.
-Religiously watches teenage Danielle Bregoli (only 14 years old) dance around on IG live in tight little yoga pants or booty shorts, tank tops, in her bra, etc… twerking and what not, screencaps it and saves it, and photoshops herself to make it seem like she was facetiming her while she was half naked basically dancing around???
-Something that fits so on point it's jaw dropping is her obsession with Silence of the Lambs. A reasonably educated person knows it's based on Buffalo Bill and Hannibal Lecter, where Hannibal helps authorities catch Buffalo Bill. The story behind Buffalo Bill, is that he murders young women and sews their skins together to make himself a womans suit to be inside of. PING PING on no personality ad legitimately wearing other people as a skin suit but also euphimism for wanting to be inside other women/girls or possibly she could be a boy wanting to be a girl in disguise lol who knows have fun with that one.
-Ember has had this bizarre obsession with making sure everyone know's Mckenzie imskinnybeautiful is a ~~pedophile~~ most likely to take the attention off herself being the creephttps://ello.co/embersrecovery/post/soopqw9r57ujnypkdj0wwg
-Rack your noggins a bit here, remember when she ran the hate blog Maddieatsdicks about another ED/gossip blogger on tumblr named Maddie, who on their blog, refers to themselves as 17 years old. And this fiasco happened over two years ago which would make the poor child 15 years at the time of Ember harassing a child.
-(Forever wishing someone screencapped her asking how old her followers are as proof of the age range she aims on targeting)
-All of Embers past recorded “anonymous” hate–always traced back to her because she's terrible at covering her tracks–is to younger (thinner) girls.
-Ember has had this bizarre obsession with making sure everyone know's Mckenzie imskinnybeautiful is a ~~pedophile~~ most likely to take the attention off herself being the creephttps://ello.co/embersrecovery/post/soopqw9r57ujnypkdj0wwg
-The pictures Ember posts of her and friends are only younger girls
-The outfits her and boyfriend wear (especially together) looks like the outfits couples on Law & Order SVU wear that are the ones that kidnap children and run CP rings
-Ember acting out in such a manner (such as attention seeking, changing personalities, obsessing over younger girls) didn't happen until she hit puberty and physically matured. Mentally that is a whole different story, but Ember's story didn't start changing until around age 17 when she was thincapacitated.tumblr.com copying Emily @ thinsignificant.tumblr.com and that's when she went off her rocker. Somewhat implying that she has an odd fixation on specifically girls before a maturing age.
-The majority of SFS instagram promotions Ember gives are to adolescent girls.
-The way how she refers to her 9 year old little sister as “baby girl” is unsettling.
-Ember's “edgy fanfiction writing” is geared towards pretty much 13 y/o children.https://lolcow.farm/snow/src/1445902119078.png
-70% of the likes and comments – basic interactions – on Ember's page are from children 12-15
-The overly unnecessary use of the word “cunt” gets uncomfortable and fixation on using and calling people words usually used (i'm puking as I type this) by older people that describe younger genitalia is quite disturbing
-A lot of peadophiles' signs are able to be recognized when you look upon the past; people often say “why didn't I see this before?” well um let's catch this predator before it preys upon another nest.
Not all pedophiles are child molesters.
She needs to stop putting on a show for a bunch of teenagers and grow up.
Damn near a research paper here, let me site my sources just in case:http://failice-exposed.tumblr.com/post/107210521315/masterpost-about-ember-whann>>>/snow/27528https://lolcow.farm/snow/thumb/1440613426872.pnghttps://lolcow.farm/snow/thumb/1440165736708.pnghttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/ember-whann.7232/http://temporary-personality.tumblr.com/post/159766956334/because-ember-loves-watching-little-teenage-girls
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sage double post pic spam
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tbh she looks the same size as always just better at showing off her bones/using make up to enhance them
Well that much is obvious at least, she was always slim, and has been for the past idk how many fucking years. At most she has disordered eating and I'm only saying that because she's in her her 20s and most people gain a bit of weight by that age.
It's kind of pathetic though with a bit of effort she could lose 10-15 lbs and actually look a bit sick.
>>302276>I have never seen Ember "look up" to an older person (except Emily)>Emily looks basically like jail-bate
And I think the word you're looking for is hebophile. As much I dislike her, stop trying to make it happen, there isn't much evidence to prove that.
However I do agree that she is predatory-ish, no real doubt about that.
I suppose the reason why she constantly tries to befriend younger girls is because they're easier to impress and some of them have something she never had: a pretty face and fame/attention. She can't hang out with people her age because she didn't amount to anything, she's a loser. Put her to any famous 20-somehting year old and it's extremely obvious.>>302576
She dropped out of high school, so I guess what you say makes some sense.>>302632
Yup. Even her self-harm was the fakest shit. She's too much of a coward to actually hurt herself.
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If I remember correctly, she did once blackface, and the vegan story was bull anyway - she stopped being vegan before going "IP". She sucks so bad at keeping her stories straight.
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Did any of you guys tell her the first ask about YT? Would love to see it happen just to laugh my ass off
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Dirty hair, dirty sheets
She's just gross
Typical first of the month IG bullshit.
"Oh I gotta pay rent but gonna snap a photo so people think I'm a boss with lots of random cash"
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The only thing cringier that that is her face and the money
Spoiler because she looks disgusting
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I also think that confirm that she lurks here
that would be a compliment to her.
She stopped doing dumb shit so I guess she's lurking here and waiting for the thread to die.
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Makeup tips anyone?
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Anyone see this "fan art"
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I can't wait for Embers "50s housewife/possibly Meghan Trainor" aesthetic. Or will she become a "cool mum"? No matter what, it's going to be amazing (in the worst possible way).
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Wash your fucking hair girl.
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Girl. You know you can't fight. Only talks shit to people in other states
She had ghost hunter listed as an occupation on several profiles too, well into the whannorexia phase.
There needs to be a betting pool on her next persona.
I'm picking alt-right 3edgy or fake heroin chic. She's already played around with posting pull porn and saying she's abused downers before.
Ooh or or some neon raver disco-biscuit nightmare.
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It's just more cringe. One sided beef isn't beef ember, it's just you being fucking obsessed. I wanna know what Emily is supposedly doing to her. She claims Emily's doing all this stalker shit but never shows proof.
I think her first blog, before she found out about Felice and co., was about drugs and weed, so it's very possible>>304074
Oh god the cringe.
Ember how do you plan on fighting anyone since you're a fragile little ana girl? Remember, you're still sooo emaciated…and what happened to "good vibes only"?
Lol, she made a 180 turn in less than a year
The two of them are still having imaginary beef after what, 4 years?
Oh yeah she's always used her occasional drug use as a major part of her persona. It's why she needs everyone to know every time she smokes a joint. If she doesn't Instagram it did she even get high?
Drugs are a staple in her 'damaged goods/badass/MPDG' thing so they'll probably be featured heavily no matter what character she climbs into next. I'm sort of hoping she goes back to her Hannibal phase where she was going for some 'genius sociopath so untouchable very cultured look red wine' mess. It was the same week she claimed to have NPD and ASPD. Really it depends on what tv shows she's watching and what albums and clothes are trendy. She's still 16 and trying to be the coolest girl in school lol.
I noticed she posted her unicorn frap picture about 1h after Emily posted hers. I didn't post it because Emily deleted it soon after and I wasn't sure I was allowed to post about her anyway.
Just saying. I actually think Emily is a bigger cow than Ember for other reasons but that was really embarrassing, she's lucky Emily deleted that post. It's like she saw Emily's post and immediately ran out to buy one too.
I second this, it's boring and annoying, just like it always was.
Let's not discuss her unless it's actually funny and related to Ember
Actually loads of them do. Some just enjoy getting high, but there's a few like ember who only care about being able to tell/show someone else they have been high. Most stoners I know (including myself) might smoke daily but live normally without making it a big deal. Unless they're smoking next to you or your kid on the bus or street their 'nasty habit' doesn't effect you and you sound bitter as shit.
The point is, ember took up the habit as an aesthetic thing not because she uses it medicinally, for fun, or as a coping mechanism.
Well yeah she's been smoking for a while. She was also posting way more things related to smoking pot then because it was her brand new character trait.
She does it every time she adds one, like making a DnD character.
One photo of a blunt = +3 stoner
Apply stick on bindi = +10 magic pts
Fake doctors documents = sneak ability
Oh my god lol
Anyone knows if/what blog she had before that? If any
what the fuck is this post
what website am i on
Oh it wasn't her, I'd bet my left labia, but for that fleeting second I was back on tumblr soaking up more milk than I could handle.
Seriously though, the pedophile comments are disturbing. Yeah she's immature and shit but she's not a child molester. People will accuse anyone of anything to make a point these days.
No one would be surprised if it was her and if she was still posting here.
Idk how long they had to write their name in in order to post, but maybe don't have to anymore so they're slefposting again? Emily also wrote a long ass post a while ago, about how Ember still stalks her etc. which I guess caused this >>304074
(I'm only surprised Emily dropped the hood speech in that text, showing everyone that her persona was fake all along, as we all knew.)
Ha I'm super late to the party on this, but this one gets even more pathetic - she posted these photos with a little story about some imaginary cute movie date with her boyfriend….but the pictures were actually almost a year old, and this boyfriend of hers barely gave a shit about her. And she still managed to downgrade to a neckbeard manlet.
At least the hayseed high school bro matched her wannabe-earthy persona somewhat. I don't know how she can post pictures of her current guy while trying to play insta-thot, other than some deep need to prove that men want her (and he's the best she can do).
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>>307143>legit drug abuser
Where did you get that from?
It's funny how much she looks like her mom
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How dose she manage to make herself look so greasy, cakey and dirty at the same time?
severe cake face using a foundation that clearly doesn't work with her oily skin. and caking highlighter on top doesn't help at all. too much highlight just emphasizes pores and texture.
also she needs to tweeze those brows… fuckin raunchy.
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Can't wait for the next tutorial kek
she looks ridic but honestly does the extreme highlight trend look good on anyone irl? the only times i've ever seen it look good is in super filtered and carefully chosen/angles instagram shots from makeup fiends. they can kind of trick you into thinking it looks okay but irl everyone looks approx as stupid as this aka like they dumped glitter on their noses. not a fan.
(sage bc non contrib and do not want to be mistaken for excusing her shitty makeup in general. her eyebrows continue to make me question life)
Nope, it never looks good, unless it's extremely subtle, but even then you can see it, esp with contouring
It's not even funny how she doesn't know how to take nice pictures of herself>>308108
Oh hey remenver when she tried to use british "slang" or whatever they have there to sound like shes from the uk during her writer phase lol
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Maybe she put white eyeliner above her top lip/around them to make it/them "appear bigger"
She looked better when she shooped her eyes bigger and jaw smaller imo
Her teeth look rotten when she wears that ridiculous grill.
Subtle highlighter looks ok. But it looks like she smears it all over her nose and forehead.
She's also wearing a highlight color that looks better on darker complexions.
I bet she looks like a total dumpster fire in real life.
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this is the first time ive ever laughed out loud at lolcow, but god dammit her fucking wonky ass face got me good. look at those shitty brows oh my god
she looks like someone shooped a normal pic of her to make her extra ugly
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God damn, she's hideous
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She really looks like Peacockfeather.
Sometimes I go back to >>48811
when the milk is flowing slowly on lolcow and it never fails to put me in a great mood.
So she's had (so far)
Autumn whatever (her psychic witch personality)
Ember Allen Poe
Reclusive mentally ill savant
Weepy winter girl
Competitive thinspo queen/ana coach/predator
Bad Hannibal remake
Bleeding heart tumblr liberal
Crystal powered ghost hunter and psychic
Recovery and veganism warrior
Holy shit you guys I actually feel bad for her now
Does she even pay rent? I'm pretty sure she & boyfriend live with his parents. Every time a bit of their home shows up in the background of a picture it looks decorated by someone's mom, definitely not Ember or a nearly-30 neckbeard. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only time she's ever been out truly on her own was the < 1 year she shared a house with her ex and some other people.
I guess that's how she's always been able to buy followers and so much tacky shit.
Just Ctrl+F the catalog for "Ember," and go here >>48811
to see all her self-posts.
there's also some of her more ancient drama archived at http://home--truths.tumblr.com/ewmp
(sage for samefag)
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I have no words for this
holy shit how have i never seen this tumblr before? that's a wild ride
sage for no contribution but everyone should take a look at that. it's stuff from like 2 or 3 years ago.
And it ended up looking like an angry stingray lmao >>295058>>308634
Yes, I think she said on her ask.fm that she lives with him and his parents. What I find odd is that she moved in with him once she was kicked out of her exes house. Why so soon? Isn't that rude af? At least in my country it would be so idk about the US>>308663
I kind of miss her old phases and the shit she pulled, it was way funnier than what she's doing today
Maybe his parents were under the impression that they were already in a relationship and didn't know she got kicked out for cheating on her ex with him. She's never really lived on her own, I don't think she knows how. She lasted less than a year sharing a house with people her own age. I'm sure that's why she moved in with him so fast.
I think his parents enable immaturity, since he's still in his late 20's and living with them. In the US most people are expected to start living independently by their early 20s. I think they must be rather indulgent of him, to allow him to still be there, with his girlfriend, even though he has a college degree and they both have jobs.
She probably spends most of her money at sephora. Thinking if she buys everything that makeup "gurus" use, she'll look just like them. Sephora isn't cheap. I bought three things once and ended up spending $120.
I'm also guessing she buys into a lot of Instagram crap. She uses one of those worthless selfie ring lights and probably buys FitTea and those gummie bears for your hair. And likely buys a lot of clothes to stay on top of trends.
Maybe? She posts extensive photos and swatches EVERY time she buys a mid-range beauty item though, her collection isn't really that big, and she doesn't have any high-end items. She wears the same crappy leggings, sweaters and jackets all the time. She's super materialistic but nothing she has is high end, she shows off Too Faced palettes and the same ragged faux-fur jacket she's been dragging herself about in for years.
How expensive is it to buy followers, anyway? That's my main guess about where a lot of her cash is disappearing.
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This is the first result that showed up. Who knows what site or app she uses.>>308914
Like anon said, if she were really buying that kind of stuff she'd be constantly bragging and posting about it
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She's not smart enough to do that lol
Anyone knows why she's promoting that girl so often? I mean, she seems to be a nobody?
So here's what I'm thinking,
She probably pays a share of her rent/utilities(she lives in NY right? Isn't it fairly expensive for even a shitty place?), pays for her phone bill, she seems to take cabs and uber a lot which can slowly bite away at your money, she smokes cigarettes which are another unnecessary cost, weed, probably pays for followers.
I work two jobs and I live in California. Almost all of my money goes to my living expenses. Rent/phone bill/utilities/gas for work/ insurance/groceries.
My savings account has like no money.
She's from Rochester, not actually NY city if that's what you meant. (I'm not from the US so I don't get the whole state things, apologies if I misunderstood you)
She also seems to hitch rides with her bf. But are weed an phone bills that expensive? not saying you're wrong, you could be right of course, but in my experience it doesn't seem like that much money?
Each state has a different cost of living, of course higher if you live near or in big city's. A pack smokes in NY is like 8 to 10 dollars (maybe even higher now). Other states its like 4 to 6 dollars for a pack of smokes. Just an example.
(Smokes = cigarettes)
Yea ,there are probably some caps in the old thread
Oh man, her sister will be soon old enough to use the Internet on her own…imagine her seeing all this about Ember?
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From her Live video last night. Her face looks wet.
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I found it, you guys. The best picture of Ember's boyfriend on the entire internet.
Look. at. that. shit.
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She's been huffing spray paint
She's claimed that his parents just upped and left their own house and let their irresponsible 30 year old man child and his retarded high school drop out mall food court working gf in charge of paying their mortgage. Like who would really be that stupid to put their livelyhood and credit in the hands of two inept stoners? And then leave EVERY THING they own behind (furniture, decorations, pots and pans, etc)
Please ember just because you're a clown doesn't mean the rest of the world is.
Well that was unnecessary. I actually think her mom is kind of cute too.
I think Ember is milky and immature as hell but mostly she's harmless. We don't even know whether she's saving or not, at least she IS working which is more than 97% of cows have ever done for more than 2 weeks.
Are you ok? lol
She never mentioned it again, so the kid is most likely okay and not trans.>>309901
She honestly looks like an average 50 year old, but Ember looks a lot like her
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Why am I not surprised this is what her pillows look like. I can smell the layers of sweat and dirt from here.
Fucking EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ~*TRIGGERED
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Sage because it's not worth shit but her new accent kept fading and coming back and she said "lit" every other word.
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For someone who now loves makeup, she doesn't know which shades to get her highlighter in for her complexion. She's using a pure gold one that is meant for people with deep tans or deep skintones. Ember, if you're reading this, since you love JSC you should get Siberian Gold. That pure gold is doing you no favors. And stop highlighting your whole forehead and your whole nose tip. It looks gross in pics and irl. Watch a Nikkietutorials video. Learn.>>309237
She doesn't care. She doesn't love it. She likes and does anything that props up her persona of the week without ever feeling any satisfaction or enjoyment or whatever.
She has no personality or interests besides whatever the most popular social media platform says is the most popular trope for a girl at the time. I've seen more emotionally developed 11 years olds ngl.
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These two are unbelievable. They need to just fuck already.
It's depressing to think that this is the highlight of the month for both of them.
Damn, Emily is still trying to make herself somehow relevant>>310585
Yup. Who knows, maybe she started the thread again or posts here>>310603
Why do they keep using that retarded phrase "catch these hands" jesus it's not like any of them even know hot to fight, not to mention they both pretend to be speshul fragile ana butterflies
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Shut up Emily you're just as obsessed with ember as she is with you.
I just searched this account, and it's followed by less than 200 people. 178 to be exact. It's the first time I've seen mention of it, and whilst it's not exactly unheard of for farmers to follow venting accounts in the description of the account she says she's pretty picky with who she lets follow her.
Tinfoil hatting/reaching to say: Emily, stop trying to make yourself relevant. It's very coincidental that suddenly Ember and Emily have some boring shitty rivalry that's sparked back up the moment Ember's thread is re-allowed on here. Jesus christ it's such a slow thread too, barely anyone knows never mind cares who either of you are anymore.
actually, their "feud" is endless because they are both mentally underdeveloped girls with too much time on their hands. they never stopped with this shit and probably never will.
but that aside: I would bet anything that both Ems lurk here.
They're probably both posting by this point.
This is why the last round of their threads died. They're both relentless self promoters.
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She just posts gross thinspo with cringey depressing captions
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how are her boobs like this…?
oh god, why? they are both disgusting pro anas, I can't believe people support them anymore. well, mostly Emily, I don't think people really care for Ember tbh, but evrn she has a few asskissers who are prolly blinded by her fake subscriber count. >>311752
it's the good old push-up bra and probably pressing your boobs together with your arms. I don't think she contours since she would definitely fuck up and paint her boobs in gold too.
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This fat cunt lies about everything
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Forget the novel and post screenshots anon
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uff, ember deleted this so quick after posting, I guess she knows that most of her followers wouldn't appreciate someone as nasty especially since most of them are in the ED-community. pretty weak for someone who claims to be a badass hood rat.
anyway, their act pretty tired already.
i'm super sick of their feud and both of them, but tbh it's slightly disappointing that emily never had her posts labeled bc of the timing (her getting outed right when all the ED threads were getting banned altogether). i find it weird how many times she's tricked people into thinking she has "changed" or was a "victim" in any of it. so many of the ~truth bloggers~ used to kiss her ass when she was equally as wannorexic and self posting as ember and others who were called out.
and then adding to that, that she was finally called out but never got her posts labeled bc of the timing…just kind of lame tbh bc i'm tired of people acting like she is any different from ember etc
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Omg these two need to stop provoking each other. Also yeah ember kinda hard to relapse from something you never had in the first place :/
Can we not post about Emily unless it's actually relevant to Ember? She's boring as hell.
Besides, her ED and sudden ~relapse are just about as fake as her alcoholism, which is to say nearly entierely.
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Bahahaha that is so fucking forced Em.
Seriouisly who the hell is even following that account anyway? Isn't it like her super private speshul account? I'm drunk as hell and evne I don't type this badly lmao
It was banned because their retarded followers kept selfposting and shitting up the site>>312504
Basically. I woldn't mind talking about her but there's no milk at all. She's boring and unless she comes up with new shit, she should be avoided
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Literally 30 seconds after Ember's post of the same pic. You can literally see her profile pic cut off in the corner
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From yesterday, wtf is your hair done the night before graduation? And can you please buy a fucking iron you dirty bitch
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Still ready 14 hours later? She's looks like one of the Beverly Hillbillies kek
I seriously hope she won't go like that…I mean come on…
The dress looks like 1-2 sizes too big or like a bath robe, not to mention it needs to be ironed. And that hair doesn't go well with the dress at all. >>313285
I'm starting to think she braids it, then leaves it like that for a couple of days
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Ember sending herself anons again… pretending to be emily, while making multiple references to her "severe anorexia" lmao when will she give it up?! Being a fragile wintergirl doesn't exactly go with her new thug image
It's always so easy to spot when she sends stuff herself, I mean this is literally what she wishes she was lol
She'll never learn
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This shit keeps getting better and better.
learn to fucking iron your garments.
1970's thug, a look that hasnt and shoulnt be done. ever.
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You can really tell she slept on those braids, God damn ember. As if you don't look ridiculous enough.
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Chav hoop earrings.
imo it'd be cute if
a) not wrinkled
b) on a girl with a bust/curvier figure
c) with longer, let-down, more starlet kind of hair
not the worst garment, just not for her at all. the whole look for her is just yikes in general though, that makeup and tied-back hair does her no favors
I second this.>>313639
So uh, is prom before or after official graduation in the US? Is she even allowed to go considering she only took the test and didn't actually go to school?
No, what ember did was pay money to take a few classes to take an 8th grade equivilency test and get a special certificate that says she passed the state test for a general education degree. Aka she has the education level of the most basic grade 8 student.
She didn't attend a high school where real high school kids attend prom, which is almost always a few weeks before graduation (where actual real high school graduates get their diploma) and is basically a good bye and good luck ceremony for upper classmen . This "graduation" ceremony is just to make the teen moms and drug addict idiots who dropped out of school feel like the accomplished more than they did (and most likely to choke money out of them). The fact she's in her 20s and bragging about walking across the stage to get her knock off diploma is the definition of depressing.
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She actually went like that lmao
She also seems to hang out with black people for her ~aesthetic~ Bet they laugh at her behind her back.
She looks like a 40 year old meth addict
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Lol forever 21. She's always posting all Thad cash you think she'd spring for something not ten dollars made of cheap ass acrylic material.
And forever 21 vanity sizes like a mother. A small at forever 21 is a big medium most other stores. It's not that the dress didn't fit, it was an ugly, cheap, poorly constructed garment that I wouldn't give to a charity shop. Poor people deserve better.
S? But Ember I thought you were a fragile lil ana butterfly, how are you wearing only a size S? Lmao
No one forced you to wear that ugly shit, you could've gotten something else instead of that bathrobe
And everything you said about F21 anon
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Nobody said that shit was ill fitting but us because its a cheap ass dress. Stop lurking and go get a real job and buy some real clothes with ur GED.
And here's the size chart fatass
Wow she's so anorexic. A normal sized sack shaped dress looked as in her so she's gotta make it suit her narrative.
The criticism isn't about the fit Ember, it's about the dress being ugly, cheap, and badly made and her shitty styling.
Maybe they are younger?
It's probsbly because her shitty makeup makes her look like she's in her late 20s
I didn't even know they did ceremonies for GEDs but Jesus that's alot of venom you're spitting right now.>>314168
You keep saying that word but I don't think you know what it means.>>314129
Probably because she looks like a 27 year old hooker most of the time. The girls in the picture are probably close to the same age as her but that tacky ass makeup and her boney face age the fuck outta her
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Where are the bones Ana queen?
This is a normal size, especially for someone of her height. She's so desperate to seem tiny.>>314220
I love how she hasn't realised how obvious her sucking in is. If we can literally only see the bottom ribs and the rest of them are padded out with body fat, it's obvious you're sucking in, Ember. Anybody can make their belly look hollow.
ember's obnoxious and had no reason not to stay in school and get a regular diploma but tbh there's no reason to be this pissed off about everyone who gets a GED. of course it's not truly equivalent, everyone knows that. but for people who dropped out it's better than nothing and there's no reason to bitch about people who get GEDs in general. a GED can be the first step in getting your shit together for people who came from shitty backgrounds or fucked up as a teen. GED can get you into trade school or community college so you can eventually get a job that requires some skill and pays more than minimum wage and maybe even go on to a pretty solid career.
idk i just see no reason to hate on the GED in general just bc ember is an idiot.
sage bc obviously
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She's not smart enough to be a figure of satire, which is a true loss because if she learned self awareness this would be comedy gold. You would think after all the valid and deep criticism/ridicule she received she would have learned some damn humility by now.
And on that subject both Ember/Emily are so fucking embarrassing it's mind blowing. How could either of them, at this age, not understand that the one who wins is the one who cares the least and actually succeeds in life?
Ember is clearly a lost cause. If she didn't "get it" by now, she never will, and these phases are becoming more and more pathetic. What life goals does she have, what could she even POSSIBLY do to stunt on Emily? Fucking nothing. Best case scenario is she cleans her style and stops literally cosplaying, learns to actually love herself, and develop some goals involving a career. But we all know she never will because it's obvious how she's convinced herself that deep down she needs an entire circus act as a personality to gain any attention - even if it's something as worthless as people making fun of her online. Know she's a piece of shit, but she's still a human being and I just feel bad.
Emily on the other hand may actually be worse because she's desperate and stupid enough to fuck with substance abuse for "cool" points - and no one outside of underaged kids thinks alcoholism is edgy bc alcoholics are sloppy as fuck and beyond annoying. No one wants to drown with you Emily. This girl also grew up as an upper-middle class white girl in new england and was ACTUALLY in school but threw it away to pad her online resume with fuck ups and failures that she chose. If she wasn't addicted to the internet and being such a lame ass victim, she had real opportunities at her fingertips. If she stayed in school and wasn't the most self-conscious person ever she wouldn't even have time to acknowledge Ember.
What I don't understand is how dense these girls are. They provided thinspo at one point but in reality people only followed them at all to laugh at them bc of how much they bit Felice Fawn. Now they're full grown adults and still doing this?????
Fucking sorry for the novel, my head is spinning trying to make sense of these monkeys. I know those two dumb asses read this so I hope they passive aggressively provide some insight.
PS Should Emily be allowed in this thread? I thought only Ember was unbanned as a topic? Would be hilarious to force a silence about Emily to see what ridiculous new storyline she comes up with for attention.
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So ana, so skinny xxs
Ah, yes, embracing her trashiness. I have to wonder if this is partially who she really is. Just plain white trash. At least she looks happy.>>314501
Tbh they both kind of grew up like that and had a taste of internet drama early on, so they wanted to keep it up. Both of them are uninteresting so it never lasted.
But why they're still clinging on to it - I don't know. I feel a lot of second hand embarrassment for them because we're almost the same age. Just…terrible.
Tbh Emily shouldn't be allowed unless she does something hilarious, which hasn't happened in almost a year or so. The last interesting thing was her wearing Felices shirts, and that's about it.
>force a silence about Emily to see what ridiculous new storyline she comes up with for attention
On her Instagram she says she's relapsed so she's clearly gunning to be the star of this thread imo. She always conveniently relapses when she loses something stupid.
I don't think either of them have anything else in their life that's as exciting and validating as stirring up petty drama to get mentioned here and on tumblr snark blogs. Either that or some seriously arrested development.
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I mean…at least she looks happy, that's kind of cute
Buuut uh, didn't she claim to have anxiey? And now she was on stage? Riiiight
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The quality's so bad though.
Why is she doing the rock devil horns? I thought rappers did the Illuminati pyramid thing.
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Jesus this gave me a good laugh, thank you anon
Ember, never change
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All I see is this
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Lol look at this thirsty bitch
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>>314220>outfit for the concert
Lmao, and yet she's wearing a giant tank top in those videos.
Maybe I'm old but I'd prefer the opposite. I wouldn't mind going to a concert in a bra, but I wouldn't post a picture of myself online like that.
Looks like she needs to do a wee but the line to the ladies is too long.
It's at least less awkward than her sexy dancing/ass wiping videos from a year or two ago
>>315449> 7 years ago
lmfao that song came out in 2006. not to blog post but I was obsessed with tech n9ne in high school in like 2009 and even I knew I was late to the game back then. he's like almost vintage now so it cracks me up that ember is into him
he's not a terrible rapper but he attracts white trash for some reason (which is why I stopped listening after hs)
Why would she post something THIS embarrassing online?? She looks like she's shat herself.
This is so bad I almost feel sorry for her, it's like social suicide…
How can she keep lying about face timing that catch me bitch?
She keeps posting the screenshot on her story and its ridiculous
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Why she keep changing the comment? Dumb fat ass bitch
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This is a few days old I think. Seems to me ember is the only one being obsessive now. Emily isn't saying shit about ember anymore and ember has made at least one post almost everyday since Emily went to hospital. Ember you don't look cool kicking someone while they're down even if it is crockpot.
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Provide proof you're outside or it didnt happen dumbass
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her talkin about fighting jus makes me think of this
IMAGINE YR LIFE BEING SO BAD YOU'RE FUCKIN DAY DRUNK AT KOHLS BUYING BUSINESS CASUAL IN HOT TOPIC JEWELRY FROM TEN YEARS AGO IN KNOCK OFF UGGS IN 2017
WHAT IS THAT POSE
HER FACE LOOKS SO BUSTED HOW DID SHE POST THIS AND LEAVE IT UP - HOW DO YOU HAVE EYEBAGS LIKE THAT AND NOT CEASE ALL FUCKSHIT UNTIL THAT SITUATION DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK 42
SHE IS SO FUCKED UP SHE MAKES EMBER LOOK GOOD AND I LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE
THE WORLD IS FULL OF SO MUCH WONDER(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Her nose ring needs to be smaller but tbh compared to what she used to look like she actually looks good here, maybe I just appreciate her eye make up or how she's starting
to drop the fake anorexia shit and Emily is just spiraling into humiliating (fake???)alcoholic hoe aunt territory.
If only she would just drop the fake hood thing and stopped fucking with children then Emily would lose her goddamn mind.
You have no room to talk about Emily when you look like an actual rat. You look a crack baby that's struggled with a lifelong meth addiction. Your makeup is busted, your mouth looks like a paper cut, and your body is so jacked I don't know where to start, you assless nutcase.
OP here. I agree, this thread was a mistake. Now it's just both of them flinging shit at each other, it's boring and embarrassing.
At least let's ban discussion about Emily.
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Girl looks like a smashed pepperoni pizza lel>>318261
That girl is 14…
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In what world do y'all live in that it's okay for an adult to be looking at videos of 14 year olds with their tits hanging out, pointing the camera at their butt, then leaving comments, saying "gorgeous ass" though?
Ember isn't a pedophile but regardless, it's fucked up and not appropriate at all for any adult to be okay with a young teenager exploiting their body like that, let alone encouraging it with positive feedback.
I didn't say it was okay, but I read it more like a friendly compliment than a sexual thing.
And well… it's Danielle, she's kind of famous and "gorgeous ass" is probably one of the least lewd things she gets on a daily basis.
Oh so now it's okay since the minor Ember is sexualizing is "kind of famous".
It's not like she left that comment on a selfie. It was a video of her showing off her body while wearing skimpy clothes. I'm just gonna stop here because the shit you're excusing is gross.
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> "gorgeous ass"
lurk moar ember
I said she isn't a pedophile.
My point is that it's disgusting for an adult to encourage a 14 year as they post sexual content, showing off their body. Why is this so hard to understand.
Regardless of how controversial they are, at the end of the day, it is a young teenage girl who just turned 14. Not 16, not 18. FOURTEEN, and Ember is validating her as she takes videos of her barely clothed body and shares them online.
Am I the only one who remembers that Ember pretended to be a 15 year old to the admin the first time she became a topic on this site, as a way to have the images of her showing her underwear, butt, and body removed from this website? She obviously knows that it is inappropriate for a supposed 15 year old to posts images like that on the internet, so why is she okay with a 14 year old to do the same?
That anon literally just explained what Ember meant, it wasn't sexual at all.
It's kind of a term of endearment the way she said it.
I mean it's already bad enough that she's faking being friends with her, and sucking up to a 14yo. No need to read anything more into it.
you don't get it. scroll up a bit.
she commented "gorgeous ass multiple heart eye emojis
" on a 14 year old's ig post. this is not some other usage. she's literally referring to danielle bregoli's 14 year old ass and calling it gorgeous. creepy as shit.
couple hours after she is called out for it, she uses "gorgeous ass" in the context of "this gorgeous ass" referring to her friend. SHES BACKTRACKING and it confirms it to me at least that she meant gorgeous ass literally @ danielle bregoli.
i'm not saying she's a pedo. she's just obviously trying to not look creepy and it's confirming that she is. like i can't believe i have to explain this
i said she wasn't a pedophile.
fully sorry for sperging out, i'll stop, it's just frustrating when people don't read the thread
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Kek…… Ember really thinks they'd want to sponsor her when she looks like >>318158
For someone who supposedly had anorexia nervosa - a disorder characterized by body dysmorphia and self hatred, Ember sure seems full of herself these days. She's really blossoming into that NPD (or was it ASPD?) diagnosis she gave herself a few years back. >>318683
Same anon. Personally, I cannot wait until she truly goes into the munchie realm and starts faking diagnoses and disorders.
inb4 she posts a rant about how she's still insecure on the inside and how we don't know her lol
She's one of the few cows that actually responds to us
It was NPD, I think. She claimed to have quite a lot of illnesses. I'm waiting for her to start doing it all over again once she notices that no one gives a shit about her being a "bad bitch">>318718
They sure were, I miss when she was actually hilarious
She claimed it once, she'll claim something new. I'm surprised she hasn't latched onto the tumblr woe-is-me BPD/self harm poetry shit. Yep, I can't wait to see another collarbone popped out post about how insecure she is and how ~hard~ recovery is. Oh wait, that would go against her whole hoodrat/thug lyfe persona. Kek. >>318723
Lol little did she realize that NPD was more fitting. Oh right, and then she got that awful spongebob manray tattoo.
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BPD is the one thing I'd believe she legitimately had tbh. She's a great candidate considering her personality void and total lack of friends.
I'm never gonna unsee her tattoo as man ray now omfgits perfect.
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I went back into the old threads and yup.>>318729
She sort of did that already? With the whole recovery/positivity instagram>>318735
I don't know, anon. BPD is typically self loathing territory, and (at least right now) seems entirely too wrapped up in how she's hot shit. Although these rapid personality transplants could be her covering up her insecurities but I like to believe she thinks she's hot shit, and thus the NPD diagnosis. Kek, I know. I can't unsee it.>>318736
True, but she also likes to repeat herself with these phases.
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ember's snapchat story
I don't follow what trends are in or out but she will jump onto the newest or or go back to being "sick"
Oh, can you imagine? Ember jumping on the transtrender wagon? Lmao
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She mainly picked something that's hard to fake. Scoliosis is pretty hard to prove. I wouldn't be surprised if she pulls a an ~easier to prove~ diagnosis. I'm still betting on a new round of "I'm sick, give me asspats" >>319290
I could see the whole transtrender thing going for her. Especially with her makeup being so goddamn awful. She'd pull the "you're being transphobic!" card for any criticism.
Yeah but she also ran that fan blog for herself and made fun of trans people. She won't last long enough on that train for it to be worthwhile.
Maybe Ember azalea, the even worse, whiter rapper will emerge
That would be hilarious but I don't see her doing that at all.
Ember seeks attention, but also admiration and superiority. Even her anorexic phase was based on that which is why it was so clearly fake.
I don't see her being a "little one" or a spoony at all. That and she just doesn't strike me as a sexual person, I mean her ass shaking video was decidedly unsexy and weird.
I agree here, she's always tried to come across as some sort of boss bitch despite being a regular tacky bitch. Even way back when she was cats-Chanel-thc she was trying to look high fashion/expensive/important with her Kate spade bag and knockoff designer stuff. No matter the character it's always a power trip.
She's like the kid who compulsively lied at school to seem impressive even though everyone knows it's a huge lie. She seems like the kid who said her dad was CIA or she's a model in Japan.
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Like a hobbit kek
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What an edgelord. I'm sure she has no idea how much math is involved in mortuary science. There's no way she could even pass the first semester of college for that.
Makes me wonder if >>299570
really is a shoop or if one tit is really smaller.>>319878
She wouldn't get in. Especially if they saw that tattoo. Edgelords don't get far in that field.
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the placement is so slapdash!!!
also i would like to think that ember would make a total fool of herself the first time she sees a dead body/cadaver. she would be one of those people who drops out as soon as they have their first practical lesson because they can't hack it.
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the irony of her posting this yet entering 2 giveaways isn't lost on me. it may not be milk but this cow is amusing as always.
How old is she?
I hope ember isn't having beef with a minor lmao
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Ember need to drop the Ana pose. She looks retarded.
This looks all sorts of weird with that cleavage
She's beeing less careful with her ana poses. It was often obvious that she's leaning forward but in this picture you'd have be a retard not to notice it.
>>321005> She acts like a 14 year old, and teenagers tend to adopt/drop personas pretty rapidly
That's the only lulzy thing about her really. It's legit strange that someone of her age flip from one phase to another and then it's not as extreme.
When you're 12 or 13 you might be into one thing then find something else you prefer and maybe that's the one you stick with because you find a crowd into the same thing. To be over 15 and try hard to seem to be a member of such-a-subculture is really sad.
Yes, you did sage correctly >>321005
and now I do the same because this is a non-contribution.
Yeah, no interesting or trdendy mental anything for her.
I think ember just has really bad gas? Like hard gas, all the time? Sign are there.
What a personal hell it must be for her.
Basically. The fact that she never shares anything like that makes her more boring than the fake personalities. If you want to be interesting, people need something to be able to relate to you. This is why her ana "friends" stuck around. She's not pretty enough to be considered interesting.
I think there are a few reoccurring things in a few of her personalities so those things might genuinely interest her. Then again, who knows.
I don't think I said he was an accomplishment, just a steady boyfriend, and him being a guy you wouldn't personally date doesn't make the relationship itself unhealthy. Tbf I'd be surprised if someone like her had attracted a real catch?
Saged again for pointless clarification, because people are desperate to make her more interesting than she is for some reason.
Exactly. That seems to be the common thread between most of these cows tbh - they want to emulate the greats (like Felice Fawn) by building a huge fanbased by being seen as both achingly cool and ethereally beautiful. But none of them have the looks, so they just flip from persona to persona looking for The One.
You'd think they'd just grow TF up instead of constantly failing at having strangers on the internet admire them, lmao.
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Yup. I mean, even Felice realized that it's not getting her anywhere and grew tired of it all. (of you put aside the scams)
Anyway, Ember is back at being a ~promoter~
How many small companies will she scam this time
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Smoking is doing her no favors
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What the fuck is she stuffing with golf balls??
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no, that's getting a bra that's clearly too large in the cup. regardless of how you sit, a bra should not be that big. she's not the speshul ana she pretended to be, and is certainly not underweight, but she's also not the huge breast wigger she thinks she is now. the cup size is too big. http://www.eve.com.mt/2016/09/25/how-to-determine-your-bra-size/
Make up your mind. It's stuffed, her tits are too big for it, which one?
Everyone and their grandmothers dog knows she isn't anorexic and never was, and everyone knows she's a scumbag but you're obsessing too hard between this and your creepy blog.
Is it maybe down to Ember having mis-matched boobs? In this photo >>320651
One seems smaller than the other here too, so I don't think that this >>299570
was just bad shoop.
they meant the cup is too big… Too big for her boob.
It's still obvious she stuffs/ contours
different anons. i'm the one who thinks her bra is just not fitting her properly and not the one with a blog lmao.
anyways, as i've said previously, this whole thread is utter cancer at this point. it's literally exactly what >>321833
said. this thread should just be banned. no milk left.
>>321967>why is there an uproar?
Some(one) doesn't like that this thread exists.
I think we can guess who, but I'm sure there are other anons who are annoyed by it, for some reason.
If people are suspecting slefposting or anything like that, report and move on. Screeching "cancer cancer cancer" isn't doing shit besides you being annoying.
i second this, especially considering they got me mixed up here >>321768
with that anon. sage for non contrib.
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she liked this meme on instagram so someone made her their own version of it with ember and the girl she has beef with kek
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These two tards look like they belong together
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yikes ember's making a mini-ember
that mattress reminds me of luna's duvet.>>324021
never thought i'd see the day where i say that ember's fake nose ring looks better than her friend's. looks like ember is going grey though. girl, dye your roots, stop buying makeup that you don't even know how to apply properly.
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>loses a shit ton of followers because no one is interested in her new ghetto bitch persona
>queue a relapse
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i think it's funny how she never used this highlighter again after so many people mocked her for her overuse of it lol
>inb4 she wears it again after lurking this thread
it's hard bc i don't want to judge someone this young but she's such a monster of a person that she looks like utter shit in this yet it's the best she's ever looked since it's not her doing some fake thinspo shit to trigger
it's fucked up to think that when she starts aging even more into a grown woman she'll probably still be doing this low-key scary shit.
who in their right mind highlights the entirety of their forehead but not the tops of her cheekbones, literally fucking smearing that shit everywhere but where it belongs oh my god
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I swear her editing skills are actually regressing.
You can't be super skinny and have balloon tits, Ember. Pick ONE, if you insist on doing this shit.
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this is such horrible shooping (or stuffing). each "tit" is literally the size of her face. plus, it makes it look hilarious going through the rest of her feed. yeah ember, your tits are so huge.
her horrible shooping, begging for promos, weird new personalities, her lies, her begging to be liked on insta, etc.? she can sit there and try to fight with people all the time, but she never does it. i mean if you consider that milk, cool, but i personally don't. it's the same shit different day. she's all ~catch these hands~ to pretty much everyone, and then hides in her room badly shooping the hell out of herself, pretending to have anorexia one day, and pretending to be a thug with massive tits and poorly applied highlight the next. to me that's more milky than a girl threatening to beat people up and never doing it. maybe that's just how i grew up (sage for mini blogpost) but i was surrounded by a lot of those wannabe thugs all through my life and it's pretty boring.
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here's proof that ember is… again/still? trying to insert herself in the ED community despite her newest personality change.
sage because not that relevant but she still pisses me off so, so much. manipulative bitch.
wrong but good try ember :)
I think #Admin can confirm if that's true.
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And that's how you end up with mildew/mold in your hair.
Ok then, reupload them somewhere actuallly
permanent, not a blog Ember can DMCA in five seconds, and repost them here. Crossing the streams with Tumblr is always bad.
STOP LINKING TO TUMBLR, PEOPLE. The thread gets derailed every time. If you want it to stay unlocked stop acting like faggots.
Nope, not just me, multiple people have said to stop posting that blog here, I'm definitely just one of them.
Reupload and embed is standard procedure because it's a fucking image board
. Integrate or gtfo.
there are multiple people telling you to stop posting that blog, not just one anon, jesus fucking christ. this is an image board. reupload and embed ffs.
this thread is actual cancer because of newfags like you, and ember who's either selfposting or derailing about other cows like crackerjack and that amy girl. admin can check but i can bet money on it that a lot of these anons are ember, yet again. i remember why i avoided ember threads before. i wish she'd be fucking banned from this website already.
Why would I go through the trouble of somehow saving someone else's videos of Ember, uploading it to some site that can avoid having a copyright claim sent to it, then posting the link to it here when I can just copy and paste a tumblr link instead.
Think about what you're suggesting us to do because the word "tumblr" triggers
you. Just fuck off, you're wasting posts to bitch about the dumbest shit.
Oh for fuck's sake.
I agree this thread is fucking cancer now for multiple reasons, but you're a huge part of it and so am I at this point.
I'll bet the 2 ems are posting here too but there IS milk and plenty of other folks are posting.
You're fucking sperging out because of evil ~tumblr.
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jesus christ i see why she's been using filter so much lately, what is happening to her face
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in other news, is ember trying to pretend that zooska actually made her a promoter, or am i just reading it wrong? why do people like her thank brands for coming out with stuff? hon it's not like they made it personally for you lmao.
Poor hygiene and grooming habits, that's what's happening. >>325858
Tick the box by your post, you can delete it within 30 mins of posting. >>325859
Definitely trying to sound like a promoter, kek. >>325864
I think she's putting on weight. She has been for quite a while, though.
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Is she transitioning into a "beauty guru" now? It's painful.
I hope she does pay a shoutout page to post her horrid make up so I can watch everyone roast her.
she can't pretend she's a tiny lil ana anymore. it's not like she can even pretend (and by pretend i mean REALLY badly shoop) herself curves she doesn't have. it all looks so weird. >>325871
because she stalks these threads. i could bet $1000 that she sits on here scrolling, looking for every attempt to whiteknight herself and derail about other cows.>>325868
fucking kek i wish she would try because she would get flamed.>>325872
no word of a lie i was seriously doing the same thing just then.
**sorry, meant to say: she can't pretend she's a tiny lil ana anymore. it's not like she can even pretend to have (and by pretend i mean REALLY badly shoop) curves she doesn't have. it all looks so weird. >>325884
it's so weird because she has zero personality, which is probably why she flips through different personalities like clothes. which will it be today, anorexic? shitty instagram beauty guru? instagram wigger?
She doesn't even have to have a personality, she could just talk about basic shit like work or family or her boyfriend. Rather boring but she must have some funny stories about being a waitress at least.
But she just blabs on about stuff she knows nothing about like makeup and fashion and fake feuds with other instahoes who are probably in on it too.
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Her Ask.Fm is dead for nearly a month, then 7 hours ago she got an influx of questions about herself. Sure Jan.
It's kind of sad she is asking herself these questions because literally no one cares.
Why does she think it's better to falsely convince people her spine is hella fucked up instead of just not doing a lame pose anymore
Will she blame covering her entire face in highlighter on anxiety next
Sometimes I question why there's a thread about a backwoods upstate New York white trash nobody like ember then this shit happens and I'm too confused to argue
You know it'd be cool if she just went with it. Yeah I'm bending over so what?
But she insists on lying and making an ass out of heraelf.
I honestly admire her in a way, like her face is plastered everywhere calling her out for her lies and shit and she's still around bullshitting forever.
I mean I would've deleted everything way before that hit the fan but I guess people like her thrive on that shit for some reason. It's pathetic.
I think that, too. I honestly hope they'll notice that they're not getting any new followers from her and drop her>>325921>Ember>original
It's a common name. what?
And if she had scoliosis (as bad as she claims) her hips wouldn't be even.
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Here's some cringe for you anon, I tried lol
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I've been silently observing for months, I decided to make an edit for those desperate to see what Ember would look like if she looked after herself and wore her makeup to actually flatter her face. Behold, before and after!
'First time posting' so then what do you call all of those other shop attempts in Luna's thread that have very recently just started?
The app you're using is shit. Stop.
this actually isn't that bad. i mean she's still seriously ugly, but the makeup looks good. >>326131
what the fuck is this lmfao? are we sure this isn't ember? this is some seriously bad shooping
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Yea glitter lip gloss all over a blunt wrap is super ideal. Especially in a garbo flavored swisher for your garbo flavored weed.
Thinking about her rolling and licking a blunt wrap with that gloss on makes me want to vomit. Girl has no idea what she is talking about.
Hir lips are thin af, where's gonna put that glitter lip gloss?
It'll look bad, just like >>325856
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I wonder when she's gonna start getting lip injections lol
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here's a simple tip that could go a very long way for ember
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imagine a potential employer looking at these threads but seeing photos like this. also, still laughing so hard at how round her face is when she isn't shooping. can't claim muh anorexia when you look like this irl.
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On todays episode of thing that never happened…
Ember, you forgot to add that you were shaking your pancake in front of the camera for strangers and he kicked you out.
Your ex literally doesn't give a shit anymore lmao
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So unfortunate to be this ugly
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Ember posted a series of videos on her snapchat earlier, saying she saw her super duper abusive ex boyfriend with his new girlfriend and her kid and instead of minding her own business, she actually went up to the couple, and caused them to fight.
And before anyone sperges out because of the source, just watch the damn video. You won't burst into flames for visiting some tumblrfag's blog.http://temporary-personality.tumblr.com/post/161334246659/ember-if-your-ex-is-seriously-as-abusive-and
And here's the text below the video because they say it better than I can about why Ember doing this is fucked up if he really did abuse her as badly as she claims and why he probably really wasn't ever abusive towards her if she actually was "thrilled" to know that she made them have a "huge fight".
>Ember, if your ex is seriously as abusive and crazy as you like to pretend, why would your first instinct to seeing him with his new girlfriend and her daughter is to go over, and cause them to fight? If you know someone has a history abuse, why wouldn’t you try to at least warn the girl, especially if she has a kid? Why would you purposely start a “huge” arguement between the two if you “know” he can be abusive and that there’s a possibility of him hurting her or her child?
>Probably because he never abused you and you two broke up because he discovered you were showing your ass on the internet for strange men while he was sleeping then kicked you out of his house and seeing him happy, with another girl makes you insanely jealous.
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It's fucking hilarious that her lips were edited to look bigger. It looks like someone else's lips were cut and pasted on.
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She's copying Janessa or whatever her name is again
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it looks like conte$$a or whatever is actually letting her be a promoter now. unbelievable. i wish some of these people would actually google her and realize the kind of person she is.
We had fake suicide, so that's close>>327198
If you suspect it's a slefpost, report it>>327247
I already did that lol>>327290
What the fuck? I'm pretty sure her ex was alright, she used to post how much she loved him, how happy they were (and engaged), how he "helped" her get over her "self harm" (lol) etc.
I bet 5$ she just walk past them and said "hi" and somehow in her mind that translated into "they totally started a fight" because his new gf probably asked who she was. Or they were arguing already and she just passed right next to them lol
It's been like what? a year or two and she's still not over it>>327344
They don't know her name to actually google her
as much as I'd like to believe it myself, she never showed any kind of responsibility or anything to "take stuff more serious">>327500
How do you know it was shooped by them?
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two weeks ago she posted this on twitter. idk about anyone else, but if an abusive ex tried following me on social media i'd block their ass. also pretty sure she never mentioned that situation until now b/c for some reason her ex has to be a part of her latest personality.
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I hope she doesn't answer this and just stops using the fucking filters . She's bad enough without the squeaky voice and stupid floating animal ears and glasses. Fucking cringequeen.
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n doesn't she work in catering? Five bucks says these things have bits of weed, highlighter and dry skin under them ugh ew
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I think anon is talking bout this?
She's fully aware of the thread and has been for a long long time, no one really tipped her
But thank you for the ss
Ember was banned from posting on this site due to her attempting to have her previous thread removed by posing as a 15 year old despite posting a photo of her ID days earlier, proving she was 18 at the time.
and like many people have already said, if you really think a post is her, report it to the admin. these threads hit post limit so fast because it's 25% complaining about tumblr links, 25% accusations that every other anon is ember or the girl-who-i-wont-name, 25% of people calling the thread cancer, 15% post like the one I'm typing right now, and then 10% are genuine milk.
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woof. definitely photoshopped
those are short and stubby and goddamn i've never seen hands so dry, especially in the summer.
does she buy likes for every one of her stupid ass pictures or does she still have somewhat of an underage following still? i legit thought they were p much all bought, she doesn't post fake thinspo so i can't imagine wannarexics keep her around.
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apparently ember talked about how she escaped her horribly abusive ex boyfriend a during livestream a couple weeks back and some tumblrfag recorded it then compared her story to the one she posted on ask.fm the other night and boy, how different the stories are
the video is cut up into two parts so thats why im posting two different linkshttp://temporary-personality.tumblr.com/post/161380163699/part-1-of-embers-claim-that-her-ex-boyfriendhttp://temporary-personality.tumblr.com/post/161380161259/part-2-of-embers-claim-that-her-ex-boyfriend
also sorry for the tumblr links, theyre just not posted anywhere else
She was banned as a topic and banned for posting, and all her posts were revealed. She broke the global rule of trying to deceive staff to have her threads removed or altered by claiming pictures that were posted of her were from when she was underage. Look through her old posts in the catalog.
LURK MORE, PEOPLE.
>>327157>i wish we lived in my boyfriend's brother basement
is their house that shitty that she would prefer to live in someone else's basement?
lmao jeez ember. maybe you should focus on saving your money instead of wasting it on drugs, paraphernalia, poorly done manicures and make up you don't know how to apply so you can one day not live in a slum with a 30 year old midget that has worked as a waiter for most of his adult life.
i seriously wonder if this girl will forever be dependent on other people? she still can't drive, can't afford to live on her own, and doesn't seem to have any sense of how the real world works, nor she it seem like she'll ever stop doing drugs long enough to get a better paying job or even attempt to go to college to further her education. what would happened to her if Andrew decided he's tired of her and kicked her out? couch hop? move back in with her mom? run back to AJ, begging for a second chance? or find a new sucker to leech off of until the process repeats?
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Why is she wearing a bdsm cock sucking gag lol
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I found where these images were posted and both of these are from the same night. Here's the site I found them on.http://onenightclubrochester.com/thursday/06-01-2017
You can find multiple photos of Janessa and Ember's picture is at the veeeery bottom of the page lol
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I'm hung up on her massive chin and severe lack of tits lol
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Ember looks like a frog and I am unnerved by how yellow the girl on the far left teeth are.
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Ummm Ember you said during your livestream that you never reported him to the police? You gotta get better at keeping your lies straight.
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Like I doubt he legit cross dresses on a regular basis but yeah lol he has before for whatever reason
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Outfit goals(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Awwww she's being bullied womp womp
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THAT'S ME! I changed my username and blocked her just so she would think she got me deleted lol
ive been logged into a different throwaway account and had no idea she messaged me back until I checked this thread again lmao.
I think I hit a nerve guys
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uhhh perhaps. she asked why i "hated" ember and I mentioned the scams and lies she has told then she asked for proof, so i sent her what i could find and after looking at it all, she went silent on me.
i'll post an update if there is any.
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i sent her friend the links to the gifs and video of ember being a cam whore while she was with her ex since she tells everyone she never cheated on him or did him wrong, and it seems like her friend is actually starting to see the light.
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ah I guess a little context would help.
Embers friend messaged me, asking me why I was "so educated" on ember and that I apparently had details about her, and I asked her why she was saying this so she sent screenshots from janessas snapchat, with my ig name listed in her DMs. I originally just milked her for info until she explained how she knew I sent the messages to her then after a shit storm of hate messages, she asked for more info and now she knows that Ember did cheat on AJ and isn't as big of a victim as she pretends to be.
I didn't reach out to her. she contacted me first and just happened to ask the right questions.
In case you, or other anons didn't know - contacting a cow, or her friends to get some milk can get you banned.
Anyway, looks like she's trying hard to jump on the mua wagon; https://www.instagram.com/temporarygoddessreviews/
And her arm looks off in the pictures on the account?
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the basement in which ember lives
I wonder of she purposely took a photo in front of it or did it on accident lol
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so… you were so excited that this absolute nobody messaged you that you came to lolcow to post screenshots and brag about it? and contribute literally nothing? oh my god
you forgot the rest of my sentence>I originally just milked her for info until she explained how she knew I sent the messages to her
Once I got that info, I sent her this message >>329171
then logged out of the account until I checked this thread again, and saw she attempted to have my other account terminated.
Why are some of you anons so salty about this? lol
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>>329200>get any milk?>>329285>uhhh perhaps>>329862>Why are some of you anons so salty about this? lol
Sage your shitposting
how in the fuck is that milk.
and yeah, that is a bannable offense.
quit derailing the thread with stuff no one cares about.
Contacting a cow(s,) friends or family is bannable. Read the rules.
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got the original and compared it to the edited version. not only were the lips enlarged, her face was slimmed and her frizzy hair was tamed.
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>>327157>in OUR house>>328420>you decorate like a grandma
Picture related is a photo Ember posted to her cats instagram page https://www.instagram.com/shiva.spam/
and just check out that decor>quilt hanging over couch>photo of a solider in a uniform worn during ww2 times>antique lamp>antique roll-top desk>a framed stock photo of a flower probably both at a flea market>multiple photos of relatives in tacky frames
There is no way someone as ~edgy~ as Ember would decorate her house like this. She probably is telling the truth about not living her boyfriend's brother's basement, because they're really living in her boyfriend's grandma's basement.
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damn Ember, remember to breathe lmao
never understood why if she's into fucking old dudes she doesn't just get sugar daddies or cam or something
look, she's busted, but she's in what bumfuck upstate new york? far more busted bitches make money doing stuff like that. i just hate that her creepy old bf who openly hit on his ex is still with ember, she's an asshole but no one deserves a guy as scummy as him.
and i want a new personality change this one isn't funny anymore and she's too fucking boring to have her own thread. is the Crock losing her mind yet not being mentioned?
>>331800>just get sugar daddies or cam or something
She like to do the most low effort things that will give her instant gratification
Camming and finding a sugar daddy is too much work for her
> i want a new personality change
Same. But I guess she's using exactly that to stop people from talking about her
And we don't talk about the other one.
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Round ass face. No chest bones. Guess she's fully recovered now kek
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maybe this? but idk. she posted this to her IG story.
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mayonnaise is not a good source of protein? but I really can just picture ember spooning mayo straight into her mouth tbh
I don't think so? This is about that nessa girl, no one is calling out Ember, if it was she wouldn't have posted it>>331962>mayo>protein
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>like and comment on my shit or get BLOCKED
well that's a tad bit manipulative miss i-dont-care-about-my-follower-count
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I can see why she's threatening to block people if they don't interact with her lol
She's been struggling to break 200 likes on her posts for a while now.
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ok ember, we'll stop now, sorry to hurt your feelings
There's no reasoning with EDfags.
Hopefully Hellweek will weed them all out. Enjoy your autosaged thread :^)
I don't believe they're referring to Ember.>>333690
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I can't stop looking at that mug and that bald spot.
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I can't stop looking at the massive size difference going on with her titties compared to last week's picture
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At least she isn't photoshopping her ribs like this anymore. Can you imagine her trying to make her body look like this while a photographer tried to take her and her friends pictire? She is so embarrassing.
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posting this since no one has yet
she uploaded this about around a month ago
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>taking care of my body