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No. 2080574

Dana Christine Hare, from Florida, now living in Tennessee, age 31, is an ebegging, drug and alcohol addled polyfiend with a pattern of inviting live-in "partners" under the guise of equality, only for these arrangements to collapse in predictable drama and social media call-out posts. Still legally married to Matt Hare, alleged rapist of almost a dozen women, Dana now lives with her current partner Eli and young child of Matt Hare.

New milk:
>Dana tries to prove her sobriety by taking a drug test >>>/snow/2074250 , more drug shenanigans >>>/snow/2074263 >>>/snow/2074338
>claims people are showing up at her house >>>/snow/2074277
>admits to using AI to generate her "educational" video scripts >>>/snow/2074528
>defends the decision to not change her daughter's last name that she shares with a serial rapist Matthew Hare >>>/snow/2074641
>claims to be friends with Blackbear >>>/snow/2075309 >>>/snow/2075380
>photo from her wedding resurfaces >>>/snow/2075825
>the dental surgery happens >>>/snow/2075876 >>>/snow/2075877
>TikTok response to her saying the n-word >>>/snow/2075980
>Eli responds to the shitstorm for the first time >>>/snow/2076850
>mother of he year Dana keeps getting wasted >>>/snow/2077285
>finally puts up a curtain over her sex toys >>>/snow/2077815 tries to lawfag >>>/snow/2078599
>Dana gets a gun >>>/snow/2078755
>posts a video featuring her 7yo daughter's upskirt shot >>>/snow/2079639
>moldy fridge >>>/snow/2079902
>tries to own the haydurrz by reminding everyone she's married to a serial rapist >>>/snow/2080297
>tax fraud saga? >>>/snow/2080387 >>>/snow/2080394
>redditor alleges Dana paid a minor for sexual acts >>>/snow/2080416 nonnies investigate >>>/snow/2080441 >>>/snow/2080454


Old Milk
>Most accurate description of her ever, coming from ex best friend, termed "Hurricane Dana" >>>/snow/2029841
>Dana and Matt are expecting, fail to move back home and get family support and decide to have unpaid live in maid "equal partner" Chelsea move in, this set up quickly falls apart. It will be a pattern for years to come. >>>/snow/2029783
>unsightly boyfriend Eli, the man for whom Dana regularly delivers fresh women for, yes she gets jealous but that's okay! >>>/snow/2028438
>still married to rapist Matt Hare years on being with her "husband" Eli >>>/snow/2029782 >>>/snow/2029701
>moved away immediately after becoming official with Eli, decided to be polyfags instead of breaking up >>>/snow/2029822
>rotating inhabitants of the house - not roommates but mommy's beloved partners - in and out of her child's life, see the woman right before Gaby >>>/snow/2029831 and her bullshit "yeah caretakers might leave… and it may hurt a little bit… but i vet well!" (Gaby moved in weeks after dating Dana and Eli) >>>/snow/2030066
>yet more evidence of their unicorns breaking up with them and calling them out on social media >>>/snow/2030741
>bullied her rapist ex moid's victims, accusing them of slander and playing victim herself >>>/snow/2061795 >>>/snow/2061994 >>>/snow/2029701
>"triad" gf Gaby breaks up with Dana, of course Dana is handling it well (with alcohol) >>>/snow/2029531
>ebegging to fix her nasty rotting teeth, even though she says she can afford it on her own. But we have to pay her, because she provides education >>>/snow/205196 >>>/snow/206338
>regularly uses being a mother to promote her porn >>>/snow/2029452
>constant lurking on reddit and lc >>>/snow/2062315 >>>/snow/2062297
Eli is a creep >>>/snow/2062800
>still defending herself including bullying Matt Hare's victims, putting her child at risk out of sheer stubbornness, she can never admit she was in the wrong >>>/snow/2062715
>Dana reveals she has been in and out of trouble with CPS, who investigated her ex strangling her infant and later asked her to remove pornographic imagery from the home shared with her child
>>>/snow/2064430, >>>/snow/2065094
>Dana claims to be unable to buy her child xmas gifts, but buys her bf an xbox and her polyfriends worthless tat >>>/snow/2068430
>Her scrote is a crossdresser who chases troons >>>/snow/2064955
>Her reddit haydurz are just as cringe as her >>>/snow/2072934, >>>/snow/2067646
>Admits her 7yo daughter poledances in their home >>>/snow/2067656
>Releases embarrassing footage of her running around half naked at a festival >>>/snow/2073148
>Claims to want to avoid reading here for new years resolution, fails immediately
>In an unexpected twist, a news article is located that shows that she accidentally maimed a girl's foot with a lawnmower aged 10 >>>/snow/2073564
>Releases a video addressing the incident >>>/snow/2073796 in which she threatens us with a lolsuit


First thread >>>/snow/2026090
Last thread: >>>/snow/2073891
Redditfags learn to sage and reply. Please enough wking.

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No. 2080578

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First time making a thread, so I hope it's decent.

Anyway, someone on the snark sub seems to know more about the Jonathan/Dunkin' Donuts situation
https://www.reddit.com/r/itssinnabunnysnark/comments/1i70lev/danas_predatory_history/

No. 2080584

>>2080578
I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. Dana was accused of drugging girls for Matt Hare to sleep with iirc and even now she's hunting for younger women for Eli to sleep with. None of the women Eli sleeps with looks over 25. I can't even recall one except for Dana. Bleak. Queen of the pick mes, fucking hot topic Ghislaine Maxwell

No. 2080594

>>2080584
>worked with a convicted sex offender (that she possibly helped secure victims)
>marries a serial rapist
>is in a relationship with a groomer sex addict
Yeah, I see a pattern. Calling her a hot topic Ghislaine Maxwell is spot on.

Jfc I just hope she doesn't end up pimping out her daughter. She's the exact type of a "mother" that would.

No. 2080599

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Including this from the last thread so it isn't forgotten. Dana's ex boyfriend who she procured for.

No. 2080600

>>2080578
so disturbing how dana just bends over for men at the expense of younger vulnerable women. I think she really learned her rapey and non-consenting ways from Matt Hare though. like seriously how does she end up becoming a pickme attack dog for all these men. they obviously see her insecurities and use that against her to procure younger women until they cant stand her. yet another reason I'm worried for her because dana is unhealthy and ugly inside and out and obviously hates other women.
>>2080594
no id say shes is not like Ghislaine Maxwell, shes more like a hilbilly version of Karla Homolka.

No. 2080604

>>2080599
She deleted her tumblr (or maybe changed the url?) but luckily there’s mention of her first boyfriend Jonathon, who she worked with, in one of the caps that was saved in the first thread.
>>2029822
> ‘this was in 2012?, 2013?’

No. 2080605

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Comparing keeping her ex serial rapist husbands name to being lgbt. Also it does not cost 10k for her to change her and her daughters name, what a ridiculous lie.(cowtipping)

No. 2080607

>>2080605
Why does she think she needs Eli to adopt her kid in order to change her name? It's her kid! And only like $200 and maybe a court appearance where she has to explain the reason behind the name change.

No. 2080617

>>2080578
Holy shit, what a dark way to start off. But is anyone surprised? I knew it was a matter of time until her actual victims or someone close to them found the sub. Still, how fucking bleak is her life that she's been doing this pimp shit in every single relationship?? Getting raped in a walk-in cooler for money while Dana watches is the stuff of actual nightmares, my heart goes out to these poor girls.
>>2080605
>I've reclaimed it!
But has your daughter??? it's all Me, Me, Me with Dana, she thinks she's the biggest victim because mommy didn't love her enough meanwhile she's putting her daughter through actual hell.
>My maiden name also has traumatic ties to it
More traumatic than your one year old getting choked to near death? Jfc Dana you can't use the fact that you don't like remembering when u amputated someone's foot with a lawnmower as an excuse to make your daughter carry a serial rapists name.
>>2080607
People on reddit have been clocking her lies and have all reported a name change is $200 or less. Even if she didn't wanna bother with the paperwork, least she could do is go by her or Eli's last name publicly. But no, Dana misses her rapeape and is hoping to get back together.

No. 2080620

File: 1737555795685.mp4 (8.74 MB, 720x1280, Edited_20250122_112050.mp4)

31 year old sexpest btw

No. 2080629

Good lord. This stuff about Jonathan the sex offender is convincing me TH is actively being groomed and will be sexually assaulted (if she hasn't been already) the moment a man asks Dana to. She's been bending over backwards to please men and keep them around, including throwing out any morals she may have. How is she able to lie so blatantly?

No. 2080631

>>2080620
Putting out kweer content to distract from her Ghislaine behavior and gain defenders, since we all know to some people the kweers can do no harm even when they do.

No. 2080634

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>Jonathan stuff gets brought up
>Dana hasn't posted in 10+ hours
Tinfoil but I think the nonnies in the last thread were right, bringing up her sex pest boyfriends triggers her. She doesn't mind being belittled due to her looks but her bumbling bunch of rapists being talked about it a step too far.

>>2080620
It's funny she's still trying to claim she's kweer. Aside from constantly calling herself a girl, not a single monogamous faggot or tranny wants anything to do with her. All her "supporters"/white knights are either polyamorous sex pests or BPDemons. Or just people who don't know her past. The gun content she plans on making is only going to further alienate any kweer shitstains that are willing to tell her she's not ugly

No. 2080638

>>2080634
lmao this bitch "I WANT TO EDYUCATE!!!" no you want to ramble endlessly about your life while everybody claps, you fucking predator freak.
Why did Dana Hare date John David Sims, a sex offender, while they worked at Dunkins in St. Augustine?

No. 2080642

>>2080634
Of course it triggers her, she probably spent all night abusing the fuck out of Chatgpt to get a decent wordsalad non-apology excusing having pimped out women to her rapist boyfriend's all her life.
And God she's so fucking annoying with that gun, we get it, you're sooo edgy and desperate to sperg about her first gun like the hillbilly she is despite literally no1curring. I'd tell her how to put it to good use but I must resist a-logging.

No. 2080644

File: 1737559758776.jpg (1.39 MB, 3000x3000, 3425543254.jpg)

Also, thanks for making the thread OP, I was having trouble posting a new one last night. Here's the graphic I made in anticipation:

No. 2080647

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>>2080620
No, it doesn't mean you "don't exist." It just means that you're a female, which you always have been and always will be.

No. 2080653

>>2080634
>process of buying a gun
>claims to have been gifted the gun

No. 2080667

>>2080578
How old was Dana when this happened? This sounds like it would have been a major scandal considering it happened at a corporation. I thought she was with mat since high-school?

No. 2080669

>>2080667
The person on reddit said it happened 2013/2014, so she was, what, 21/22?

No. 2080671

>>2080634
I wonder if Dana has a Enhanced Handgun Carry Permit or Concealed Handgun Carry Permit in Tennessee. Like proof of knowledge of a gun ownership.

No. 2080674

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No. 2080676

>>2080674
Context? is this even recent or just an old ass reel because she definitely didn't post it now.

No. 2080679

So far, here's the sexual history of Dana:
>groomed minors to have sex with Johnathan Sims, a sex offender
>groomed young women to have sex with a known rapist who later strangled her child, Matt Hare
>grooms young women to have sex with Eli, has been accused of sexual assault most recently

No. 2080680

>>2080671
she claims she can conceal or open carry
>>2080634
she’s owned guns forever but just now thought to make gun content after someone “gifted” her “another” gun? kek this is her first gun and she bought it herself. why lie about that?
>>2080605
it is absolutely not $10k. she’s either lying or just hasn’t actually looked into it. she won’t change her name because googling her maiden name leads to her chopping off a little girl’s foot.

No. 2080683

>>2080578
I need more proof than an anon redditer. Dana would have received charges alsom

No. 2080686

Timeline of her & Matt video one.

No. 2080687

>>2080680
>why lie about that?
She's under a lot of scrutiny from both her haters and her fans right now regarding finances. She wants to project this idea that she's only spending money on the essentials because she's dirt poor, so that it would seem acceptable that she asked fans for money to cover her dental surgery.

No. 2080689

>>2080686
Part 2.

So she went back to live with Matt after she was thrown out of this women's house ? This timeline is do confusing

No. 2080691

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>>2080680
It's definitely not that expensive. What a stupid lie. It's easy to disprove with google. On top of that, she doesn't need to change it back to her maiden name. She could pick any name, including her "husband" Eli's last name. It really raises the question of why she continues to use Hare. https://www.tennesseenamechangelaw.com/faq

No. 2080696

>>2080620
her comebacks are so juvenile its hilarious. she only started the they/them shit because she has a very bad case of internalized misogyny and has taken on the fucked ways her boyfriends view women and thinks she'll be spared if she pimps out young conventionally attractive women to her bfs. viewing women as objects isnt helping her case. I seriously wish there was a sane member of family that could take custody of her daughter. she honestly shouldnt be in a relationship at all.
>>2080669
christ shes been in fucked up relationshipd with men since her early 20s??

No. 2080698

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Polyfag Vlog for 1.17.25. Posting for archival purposes, she just talks about almost shitting herself, Kayla (possible new victim?) and calls Eli her husband. Maybe others can snipe something milky, like with borderline CP.

I was wondering if Matthew or Jonathan have any social media profiles, it would be very useful to have more photos of Dana being in love with rapists. I also wonder who the new Kayla girl is, she looks young as well but not as babyfaced as Gabby for example. Trouble sex trafficking women, Dana?

No. 2080699

>>2080676
She just posted it on tiktok

No. 2080700

>>2080698
Kayla is one of her best friends she’s been around for a while from her vlogs at least and they do music festivals together iirc she’s monogamous

No. 2080701

>>2080671 I know Tennessee is a state you can legally open carry in without a permit.

No. 2080703

>>2080698
I haven't been able to find any socials for them. Tbh I'm still looking for the girl Dana ran over with a lawnmower.

No. 2080704

>>2080634
There's a million videos and classes about guns. I'd rather a straight old white man teach me than a kweer dirty thumb on tiktok. I can't imagine a gay guy seeing Dana on tiktok and take her seriously enough to learn about guns kek

No. 2080706

Have we confirmed or denied if she has a gun safe or a safety on her gun yet? That’s so scary if not,

No. 2080709

>>2080706
No evidence of a gun safe. The general consensus is that there is none. As for safety >>>/snow/2080030 nonnie claims it has. I'm no gunfag though so I can't tell myself

>>2080703
Doing the God's work, let's hope we find something

>>2080634
Now that I'm thinking about it, I actually want her to do firearms content. Gun people are intense and very autistic about their precious hunks of metal, they would tear her a new one for sharing her "edyucational" videos

No. 2080710

>>2080704
Her audience told her “no, do not want to see it.” She bulldozes over that to do it anyway. Why even ask the question then. Is she trying to act all bad ass and intimidating for her haydurz?

No. 2080711

>>2080710
Given her history of being in relationships with rapists, the idea of "no means yes" seems to have had rubbed off on her

No. 2080713

>>2080698
>almost pooped myself because of my meds
>binge drank in east nashville with some follower of mine online and my bffl
>were were loud and obnoxious
>we bar hopped
>also just vibe with me for a minute!
>made a bunch of new friends
>NOT GONNA GO OUT LIKE THAT FOR A LONG TIME AGAIN
she's such a liar lmao.
How tf she drinking a meal replacement shake and then binge drinking and eating deviled eggs at a bar until 6 AM?
Once again, Eli DePedo watches her child. Love it.
Follower of Dana's, spill the tea. How obnoxious was she?

No. 2080715

>>2080698
holy shit she’s so fucking annoying. also ewww at her dipping her filthy nails in her friends martini. extra dirty indeed

No. 2080716

>>2080698
I've seen the black guy at 4:09 who is her "new friend." I've seen him because he's a coke dealer. So much for only doing drugs at music festivals, Dana.

No. 2080718

>>2080715
I CRINGEDDDD at her and her friend putting their hands in that martini like what the fuck

No. 2080719

>>2080713
Why the fuck would someone go out of their way to meet Dana? It's baffling.

No. 2080723

>>2080716
Post proof he's a coke / drug dealer. This isn't reddit.

No. 2080724

>>2080719
You can lie on the internet. Dana could have taken a short video of some random girl who took a shot with them and said it was one of her online friends or fans.

No. 2080728

Dana's budget:

$2500 rent
$600 junk food
$600 drugs

Someone help me budget this my family is dying

No. 2080729

>>2080706
Especially scary since there has just been a school shooting at the high school in her area this morning. I assume this means she will drop her gUn cOnTeNt that no one wanted.

No. 2080733

She has the Taurus G2C online it says it has a safety.

Loaded Chamber Indicator, Manual Safety, Striker Block, Trigger Safety.

Copied from the Taurus website if anyone knows anything about guns.

No. 2080735

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>>2080706
All "trigger safety" means is that you have to pull the trigger all the way back to fire the gun, so brushing the trigger won't do anything - this firearm only requires 6lbs of force to do that. I do not consider this a sufficient safety. The manual safety is just on the side of the gun, and you push it down to fire. I dislike that, because in holding a gun, you can easily push it down - it should be the other way around, you have to push it up, a much less easily made mistake, to fire.

The features of the gun are clearly designed to stop an adult accidentally firing, not to stop a child from operating it - because the company assumes responsible parenting.

No. 2080737

>>2080698
>rest of the night was chaos
>made all these new friends
>not gonna do this again for a while
Sounds like a coke binge to me

No. 2080738

>>2080703
I wouldn't post the other woman's social media if found. This is Dana's thread. If she spoke out that's different.

No. 2080741

>>2080738
agreed. I wouldn't post this Lexie person either unless she came forward with info.
>>2080720
I'm inclined to believe the redditor even if there isn't proof, because you would expect that proof would come from the minor coming forward and saying yes, that was Johnathan Sims, and yes, he was dating Dana. If any of the Dunkin people can come in and share their story, I feel like people collectively sharing that story knowing that Dana is going to find out who it is is sufficient enough. There's no real proof to be shown with sexual assault besides the statements of those who experienced it. The fact that the redditor was told to "ask about Lexie" makes me think there's someone who DIDN'T want to have their name attached to the info, possibly Lexie or another person that worked with Dana. I think it's such an odd thing to completely lie about considering Dana's already a dumpster fire and Dana has enough disgusting shit going on in her life to pass judgment on her. Dana has been accused of grooming and sexual assault in the past, so for someone to bring up a situation that happened with a sex offender's name, a man who lived in the area and the name matches an ex-boyfriend Dana mentioned, I don't think it's a huge stretch to take that info at face value. This isn't a trial. This is assuming based on what we already know about Dana.

No. 2080742

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>>2080741
samefag, but to add to that, the account that posted the information about Lexie, Dunkin Donuts, and John seems to live in St. Augustine according to other posts on their profile, and says here that they're an "old friend".

No. 2080745

>>2080738
Agree, I wasn't going to, I just want to see how bad the foot injury is.

No. 2080747

>>2080741
I agree. There's no good way to prove something like this if charges haven't been filed. Some things only travel by word of mouth. I hope Dana loses her shit and addresses the allegations again.
>>2080737
This makes sense.

No. 2080749

Johnathan Simms is not the right John I don’t think he doesn’t look her type or anywhere near her age

No. 2080753

>>2080749
Dana's type is anyone who will let her, and a groomer will be with anyone if they can provide access to children. He's 46 (b. Jan 1978), so in 2013 would have been 35. I don't think that's so unlikely.

No. 2080755

>>2080698
>1:40 eli taking care of her daughter again
at this point I'm convinced her daughter has a stronger bond with eli than dana. dana never cares for her daughter like a proper mother and uses eli has a babysitter until she can find another victim.

No. 2080758

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>>2080753
>>2080749
Last thread had some info that seemed to indicate that the Jonathan in question is the one that nonnies found >>>/snow/2080416 >>>/snow/2080441 >>>/snow/2080454
>name
>location
>crime
>place of work
>dates
There was also a blogpost by Dana that corroborates the information

>>2080755
Since Gabby left he became the babysitter. He's probably the only one that interacts with TH on a somewhat regular basis, Dana doesn't love her one bit and she couldn't make it more obvious. I still don't understand why she didn't get an abortion, she clearly gets nothing out of being a mother and would ditch the kid the second she had a chance and knew she could get away with it. At least with psychopaths like family channels you have a monetary incentive. Here all you get is people questioning you and CPS knocking at the door.

No. 2080761

>>2080749
Dana's type is any moid who will give her the time of day. Barely legal never-been-picked Dana would have been a prime target for a predator looking to recruit young women for a crusty prostitution den in the back of the Dunkin kek. Also 2013 was peak tumblr daddy dom Lana del Ray era, Dana's BPD ass probably loved the idea of an older man. Jonathan David Sims of St Augustine, FL is 46 currently and Dana is 31, so they would have been 34 and 19. The math checks out imo

No. 2080764

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>>2080749
4605 Legends Lane, Elkton, FL - Jonathan Negron is a name listed at living at this home too. He has a docket mentioning sex offences too. He's 35 now, might be a better fit.

No. 2080766

>>2080758
She looks so much more attractive here.

No. 2080770

>>2080766
Be so fucking for real that’s a cheap plastic wig.

You guys were so convinced it was this simms guy but couldn’t do some basic research? This Torres guy seems much more likely if he’s listed as a resident at her old address. We should have started there.

No. 2080775

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Dana claims to have a girlfriend. She posted a video "commemorating" her mother dying where she and Eli take a shot of Jagermeister with someone very obviously behind the camera filming. From the height of camera-chan, it can't be TH. New victim? Maybe the Kayla girl? >>2080698
Picrel is from a photo of her nails
https://www.reddit.com/r/NailArt/comments/1i2re1r/casual_valentines_nails/

>>2080766
That's not saying much, but it's true that she looked less "alcoholic mid-40s crackwhore" back then. Not dyeing her eyebrows made her look like a featureless thumb.

>>2080770
>>2080764
Good job nonna, do you know when he was charged? Can't find it on the screenshot and I'm not good at finding legal records myself.

No. 2080777

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>>2080764
I wonder why he doesn't show up on Florida's sex offender registry?

No. 2080779

File: 1737579545417.mp4 (2.24 MB, 480x854, q5T5UOR - Imgur.mp4)

>>2080775
Samefag to add the "RIP mom" video. Not milky, uploading for proof and archival purposes

>>2080777
>arrested in 2020
That doesn't match with the dates. Unless he got busted years later, it's not him. This post has condensed all the info we have on him >>2080758 and so far the Sims pedo seems more likely with the information that we have at this moment. I'm not trying to start a fight, I don't know which one it is for sure, obviously, just giving my two cents.

Also, OT, but I hate the fact that there's so many sexpests that there's more than one suspect

No. 2080781

File: 1737579762922.png (1.07 MB, 1512x1366, legendslane.png)

>>2080779
I think it's Jonathan Torres, see the second to last sentence.

No. 2080785

>>2080781
>>2080775
Nonnie(s), you're a fucking genius. Thank you.

No. 2080786

>>2080775
>notorious liar posts something on Reddit, a platform for made up of bullshit
I doubt there's a girlfriend. Nobody wants anything to do with these losers any longer. She's also using Reddit to hawk her Only Fans and this pornified comment could draw some gross moid to her profile
>>2080777
>>2080781
She has horrifying taste in men.

No. 2080787

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>>2080764
Nice work nona, pretty sure this one must be him. The address matches up and also he's currently incarcerated, like the reddit poster stated. Guess he didn't get nabbed for being a pedo until 2019 (when he was possibly still living at Dana's mom's house??)

>>2080777
He comes up when I search, picrel

No. 2080789

Looks like him in this video from Dana's youtube. Guy in vidrel is hispanic also.

>>2080787
weird, whenever I search his name nothing came up.

No. 2080792

>>2080781
Holy shit you seem to be right. But the dates for Jonathan Sims work as well, could it be possible that she was involved with both of them? Because she must have been in contact with this pedo, but the Sims pedo was a manager at Dunkin' in St. Augustine as well, and how many Jonathan pedos are there in fucking St. Augustine anyway?

I imagine this is what schizophrenia feels like.

>>2080786
I agree that she can't be trusted but we've seen her hang around Kayla, that black haired girl from last thread and random "friends" at a bar. Also this video >>2080779 was clearly recorded by an adult. I'm just wondering if she's trying to pull in another victim

No. 2080793

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No. 2080799

>>2080789
someone archive this please (I don't know and I'm on mobile. so it possible?)

No. 2080800

>>2080799
She doesn't have access to that account anymore but I'll download all the videos just in case

No. 2080804

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>>2080793
So Jonathan was still living with them when Dana married Matt..wtf.

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No. 2080820

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>>2080805
Good find nonna

No. 2080826

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No. 2080828

>>2080820
Nonnas have done it again, Dana is confirmed 3/3 on predator partners that she has enabled. Classic BPD pipeline

No. 2080830

>>2080828
So, basically, Dana lures in the girls for her boyfriends to abuse and this pattern has been going on for over 10 years.

No. 2080842

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>>2080820
More proof. She dated this pedo for a few years before moving onto the next pedo rapist. She certainly seems to have a type.

>>2080758
She seems to try to downplay her relationship with jonathan here. It's no wonder she was so quick to hide everything after nonnas posted screenshots from her old FB account. Imagine being a 16yo girl at your first shitty job and both your manager and his supervisor girlfriend are trying to lure you into the walk in freezer with cash. There's no doubt Dana is a predator too.

No. 2080844

>>2080764
Nonnie you're genius
>>2080758
I love when using the internet as their personal diary for decades backfires on attentionseeking cows
>>2080775
>>2080786
Yeah, that or she means Grommit (who she alternates between calling her gf and her ex, depending on which one will get more attention) or the newest victim Morgan, if she hasn't dumped Dana yet, that is. But there's no way she fingers anybody with those claws kek, it's incredible how everything she does is for attention, even right down to her ridiculous ugly manicure. She probably giggles to herself every time someone asks and she gets to sperg about how kweer she is despite no one believing it
>>2080779
No hate, but what's the point of archiving it if it's not milky? Also, I assumed he got busted for another sex crime and the Dunkin ones went unnoticed. It's pretty common for sex offenders to get away with their first offenses and only get caught later once their crimes escalate.
>>2080804
My god what a fucking mess. She was still poly back then so she was probably overjoyed to have two sexual predators to fuck and pimp young girls out to. I'm still stuck on the fact that Johnathan moved in with her instantly because "his living situation fell through" but he still had money to coax young employees into letting him rape them while Dana watched?? average polyfag priorities.
My hats off to all you nonnies doing this impeccable detective work.

No. 2080847

Wow. This is extremely pathetic, loser pick-me behaviour. I have zero respect for women who continuously aid and abet rapists and abusers. I could see how a naive and vulnerable woman could fall for it once, but the fact that Dana has chosen to defend, support and PROCREATE with rapists time and time and time again completely disgusts me. And the fact that she has the audacity to virtue signal online while denying all culpability in her role as a groomer makes it even worse. Dana, if you're reading this, please surrender your daughter to the care of someone who actually has her best interests at heart, delete your social media accounts and take a long look in the mirror. Of course, you'll never do that because you're a complete narcissist. You deserve everything bad that's coming your way.

No. 2080848

>>2080844
>I'm still stuck on the fact that Johnathan moved in with her instantly because "his living situation fell through
It's interesting that he "moved in instantly" but here >>2080842 he says they're moving in together after two and a half years together? I'm not sure if these photos are of her mother's place, but it looks like an apartment to me? Either way this relationship with Jonathan definitely wasn't so short and quick to end like she was trying to make it out to be in that old blog.

No. 2080851

I think Dana being poly is due to her not actually being alone with her thoughts & abusive partners. She reminds me of lainy/onion boy dynamic. I wonder what her upbringing was like for her to normalize abusive men & become an abuser herself. Eli is sketch but I think he's far less creeper than Dana. Gabby would still be in the picture if it wasn't for Dana's drug abuse.

No. 2080856

Predictions on how Dana will address this:
>ChatGPT slop
>threatens lolsuit
>"I will not disclose X and Y, as my lawyers have advised against it"
>"I was in a very dark time in my life"
>Sob story about how rapist Matt abused her, not so subtly implying that that single instance of victimhood makes her a perpetual victim and therefore she's not responsible for all the women she groomed before or after that
>Minimizes her relationship with Jonathan
>Accidentally spills some detail that makes her look even worse and we would've never known about had she not mentioned it

No. 2080860

>>2080851
She's mentioned her deceased mom being abusive but she was able to work a non-pornographic job and provide Dana a stable home that she currently hosts orgies within earshot of her grandaughter. The bpds I know tend to blame the parent who didn't abuse them because they're safe to lash out on, so maybe a father figure or family friend. Some people are just born fucked up though.

No. 2080921

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looks just like momma.(not milk)

No. 2080923

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eyebrows on fleek, dafuq?(sage your shit)

No. 2080924

>>2080921
Even if it’s Dana it’s kind of weird to post a baby on this thread imo

No. 2080926

>>2080921
>>2080923
Go back to reddit, these are just milkless photos.

No. 2080927

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>>2080923
Fucking hell, chinless bitch! She looks like if a character from As Told By Ginger was cut from an episode for scaring the test audience.

No. 2080930

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She at least posted today that she owns two gun safes thank god

No. 2080940

>>2080921
Where's the milk ???
This should of been deleted.(minimodding)

No. 2080941

>>2080926
I swear half this thread is milk & the other is just milkless snark from redditards.

No. 2080946

nocilantropleasee on reddit is urging people to write their congressmen about dana lmao i need to knoe more about this person what is their damage(derailing)

No. 2080954

>>2080924
>>2080926
>>2080940
>>2080941
Use the report tool nonnas.

>>2080930
Is everything in her house always so filthy? The carpet looks absolutely disgusting and the safe is dusty and splattered with some white mystery substance. Also kind of a nitpick, but it's crazy just how fast the color faded from her semi-new thumb tattoo. I know hand tattoos age like shit, but damn, it's been less than six months and the color is just… gone.

No. 2080955

>>2080954
Dusty as hell let’s us know she wasn’t lying about owning guns for a while I guess

No. 2080959

>>2080940
>>2080941
Posting ugly ass photos of cows is a lolcow staple

No. 2080968

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She's been posting a lot, but I'm currently unable to clip any videos (no mention of our recent discovery though). I did notice a new claim from her in the comments of one video though while she was taking full credit for regurgitating chatgpt scripts. Has she ever claimed to have done live theater before elsewhere? I don't remember her ever bringing it up. It's also curious how she's using the British spelling of the word for whatever reason.

>>2080959
And so is saging non-milk.

No. 2080970

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>>2080968
Also, Dana almost shit her pants and had to leave work after two hours due to withdrawal symptoms from supposedly going on and off her all her meds for the surgery. I'm sure all the 6am binge drinking and other substances had absolutely nothing to do with it at all of course.(repost)

No. 2080977

>>2080970
>>2080698
her outpatient surgery was a full two weeks ago. >>>/snow/2075712
it’s a hangover from partying the night before, not her meds. she really thinks her audience is as stupid as she is.

No. 2081009

>>2080930
I know she's renting but goddamn that carpet is a biohazard. Why the fuck do all these American homes put in thick ass beige wall to wall carpet? Makes sense why they all wear shoes indoors, there's no way that shit ever feels clean. Like carpet like resident I guess.

No. 2081020

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Dana once again misrepresenting the narrative and tearing down a strawman. The point is that you groom young women into group sex/relationships with you and your gross scrotes, Dana, not porn specifically. You did it for pedo Jonathan in the Dunkin walk-in, you did it for rapist Matt Hare in your marital home with a newborn, and you're doing it now for lazy eye sexpest Eli in your creepy basement. The porn is just a wrinkle in your disgusting tapestry of misogyny

No. 2081030

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Kek, guess she hasn't come up with a way to spin how she was totally the victim in her Dunkin Donuts statutory rape prostitution ring. Because she's clearly seen all these posts and isn't addressing it. Why don't you tell your followers WHY your haters were looking through your dead mom's facebook, Dana?

No. 2081031

>>2080955
My tinifoil is that the older gun is Eli's which Dana has no access to.

No. 2081049

>>2081030
dana uses her mom's fecebook account right? shes trying really hard to spin the truth into something else. theres no reason for someone her age to hang around 20 year olds. it only points to her being emotionally stunted and a creep. seriously how do her taste in men all have criminal records, like id rather they have traffic or driving violations than crimes that indicate seeing women as prey

No. 2081058

>>2081020
It's real convenient to invent a narrative and tear that down instead of dealing with the actual allegations at hand.
>>2081030
>leave my dead mom's social media alone
If it's not private, why should it be off limits? People quote from dead people all the time, and posting caps isn't any different imo. Dana just doesn't like that there's proof out there that that substantiates her involvement with grooming girls for her rapist moids.

No. 2081064

>>2080968
She probably was in a school play as one of the chorus or something

No. 2081065

>>2081058
Maybe tinfoil but I don’t think she actually gives a shit about her dead mom’s fb. Any screeching about it (I suspect she’s been locked out of it by now, otherwise it’d be long gone kek) is to avoid mentioning Dunkin’ John Torres to her fanbase. And the only feasible way to put his fb on private would be to make contact with him and ask.

No. 2081075

Iirc on Reddit someone posted that her and Matt met in acting class together in highschool and were both in a lot of productions(this is an imageboard. post caps)

No. 2081094

>>2081065
she doesnt give about her mom period. all I saw when the lawnmover incident came to light is this stupid ogre get real mad about her mom pretending she was a child slave for the family. the apple doesnt fall far from the tree so there are probably way more similarities between them than she wants to admit and probably where her internalized misogyny comes from.
she stole her moms palliative pain meds and people from the orgy party stated dana uses her moms fb account for lurking anti poly groups.
I just hope her daughter doesnt repeat history. but dana is making sure of that.

No. 2081099

Like none of that first minute was necessary??? Why do you need to share with the world you went home early, or you were about to shit yourself? Is this retard that actually autistic that they can't filter themselves or that fucking dumb and desperate for any shred of attention that even telling the world she's about to shit herself is better validation than nothing at all??? Is this bitch seriously this retarded??(learn2reply)

No. 2081119

>>2081099
What traditional 9-5 job, like she's so insistent that she has, lets you leave in the middle of the day in your work vehicle full of product that needs to be delivered?

No. 2081120

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the cilantro-phobe redditor is on war path to use conservative legislators to take down dana. it'll be interesting to see if this pans out, but it's unlikely to go anywhere. the system doesn't give a fuck about predators.

No. 2081126

>>2081120
This no cilantro person is unhinged I saw on Reddit that they messaged the fbi??? Actually insane.

No. 2081131

>>2081126
Not quite, they gave the contact details of one person at the FBI. I googled the guy and it looks like he is unpopular and needs to fix his career over some Paul Manafort situation. Regardless, Dana's milk is now helping Redditfags become conservatives which is the most hilarious outcome possible so I'm here for it.

No. 2081132

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Look you guys, Dana tells everybody everything! She always tells the truth, its' blackmail prevention! It's not oversharing. She has never lied to us.

No. 2081135

>>2081132
lmao at her pulling a sexy DreamWorks face

No. 2081136

File: 1737656814935.jpg (2.31 MB, 1310x11234, 1 (1).jpg)

>>2081126
The pressure is working a bit at least.

No. 2081139

>>2081132
>Yaaas queen keep sharing! Then pretend everything is a lie!
Cows never learn do they kekkk also the tattoo on her belly looks like its being suffocated kek

No. 2081141

>>2081136
>In my personal kinky lifestyle I have no interest in watching.
How does she make everything all about her always? The hoops she has to jump through to do this amaze me. We're talking about children being molested at work and she's got to interject with "um I'm not even turned on by that so!!" Like, ew.
>My child has a way more normal life than strangers on the internet are painting a picture of
Sometimes Dana spews shit like this because she wants to convince herself that what she's saying is true. Her daughter is gonna have to deal with the fallout of her upbringing for the rest of her life. I still can't get over the fact that Dana posted her shirtless 6-year-old daughter poledancing on her public social media.

No. 2081143

>>2081136
>Dana says that he did some "shady" things and "has a sexual addiction problem"
Dana won't just say, yes he's a pedophile and I was completely blindsided by that. She knew what he was doing.
>We were in a non-monogamous relationship and he "cheated on me"
Okay, so you're totally the victim, noted.
>The only Lexie I know is a WHIPPED BLACK MASCULINE LESBIAN who would NEVER sleep with a man for money
But what about you, Dana?
>If you wanna come off anon
So she can formulate a gish gallop from ChatGPT that is customized for Kooky_Ad, or threaten them with a lolsuit.
>you don't know me anymore
But they knew you then, right Dana? As a pig and a sex offender enabler?
Thank god Kooky_Ad calls Dana out for her web of lies. That's why Dana posted >>2081132 because she's desperately trying to control the narrative again and make it seem like IF IT HAPPENED, YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT! except for all the times we've caught her in small lies thus far, and the fact that she explained in a video description that it's easier for her to lie to her "followers".
>ur spreading lies and hurting mi family!
No, we're talking about YOU. We give a shit about your kid, unlike you, and that's why you're in the spotlight in the first place. Polypigs are a dime a dozen, the fact that you have a glaring history with enabling sex offenders and grooming younger women for your pig rapist boyfriends and now have a CHILD with one of them that you KNEW was a rapist, that's the fucking issue. You're harming your family, Dana, and by family, I mean your daughter.
>you seem to always message the people who are telling the truth
Facts
>I'm in weekly therapy
Really bitch? When did that happen? Didn't you say that you were just doing DBT help books? What changed?
>monthly psychiatry
A psychiatrist' hour is 15 minutes. They quickly ask if you're experiencing explosive diarrhea from your meds or if you want to increase or decrease a dose, and if you look relatively fine and are communicating clearly, they're going to write you another script and send you on your way. A psych means nothing. Professional addicts utilize psychiatrists. The therapy is the most important and she's clearly lying or reacting to people's criticism of how she doesn't treat her personality disorder
>my child has a way more normal life than strangers on the internet are painting a picture of
That's not really saying much Dana. We know that you let strangers watch your daughter, the same strangers you cajole with treats and a roof over their head and someone to fuck. You're a scumbag. You let men and women walk in and out of your daughter's life, and your number one goal is cock. That's pathetic, and that is a clear sign that your daughter isn't getting the care the average child deserves or needs.
>dead ass NO PROOF
>NOBODY HAS PROOF
she's so pathetic lol
>are you too scared to out yourself?
Well considering that you're a big lumbering bitch with BPD that lies more than she breathes, YES. Who the fuck would want to get involved with you in any capacity? All you want to do is gaslight everyone until they doubt their own opinions and knowledge of events.
>See how easy things can change?
>Like your story.
LOL she's seething, that's why she has to say it's middle schoolish. Dana, you have the mentality of a middle schooler and you'll never grow beyond that unless you get actual help and stop blasting your asshole all over instagram to own the haters.

No. 2081146

>>2081141
This is snowballing into something else the child did have a shirt on

No. 2081147

>>2081146
Shirt and no pants

No. 2081151

>>2081136
>don’t believe everything you read on the internet
>except all the shit that I post. bc I would never lie online

No. 2081159

>>2081136
So she's never had a normal monogamous relationship ever? She's only dated sex addicted men in open relationships who still turn around and cheat on her? Hell, even Eli slept with that one girl she brought over to collab with within the first hour of her being in their home (while Dana was sleeping). She's such a massive pick-me for the absolute worst men. It's no wonder even she seems surprised to have a girlfriend she doesn't have to share for once.

No. 2081165

>>2081120
since its on reddit its not cowtipping but I gotta admit, on one hand this is cringe what this user is doing. on the other dana has a legitimately terrifying history leading up to her daughter getting at strangled by her own father at one year old, then pole dancing for dana's orgies as an opening act leaving a possibility one of the party goers was a legit pedo. so I understand their righteous anger. but in reality this aint gonna do shit, but itd be hilarious of it did.

No. 2081170

>>2081136
The fact that Dana is trying to sus out who Kooky is and how much they know before the inevitable posting of a dozen double-chinned ig stories defending herself, is telling. Clearly she's worried about the truth coming out. Seems like there's more than one St Augustine local who knows something

No. 2081176

>>2081136
>>2081170
samefag to add, the whole
>the only Lex who worked at Dunkin was a butch lesbian!!
is another misdirection because the commenter who mentioned the victim by name (Alexis/Lexie) never said she was also an employee. The relation to Dunkin was that they were using the physical space (and probably also using the job as a way to meet girls)

No. 2081200

>>2081136
>You don't KNOW the akshual story!!
>NUTHIN HAPPENED!!!
>Unless you were with me when something happened?
So something did, in fact, happen kek, Dana's just counting on no one having witnessed it. I knew she couldn't resist addressing it no matter how much she's seething, the fact that she DMed a redditor instead of addressing it on ig means she knows how bad it looks.

No. 2081205

>>2081136
I mean, even if there were cameras in the walk-in, wasn't this Jonathan guy the store manager? Would he not have control over those cameras and the tapes of whatever was recorded? Even so, most places even today have cameras that don't work/record over existing tapes and this was years ago so no doubt the problem was even worse back then.

No. 2081206

>>2081136
Dana has never mentioned once in her 4/5 years on tiktok about seeing a pyschiatrist monthly or going to weekly therapy. She would be making content about therapy or jokes about it. I don't understand why she lies.

No. 2081215

>>2081136
wow another abusive male dana was connected with romantically. its not surprising, but it is just as sickening.
also the tinfoiling about her current moid being abusive to the daughter is just given more validation by this. she seems to love the company of sick and perverted men.
also
>my kinky lifestyle
lmao she’s so stupid. i feel badly for chat gpt when she uses it, she’s so smugly retarded it must take a lot of energy for chatgpt to cleanse the idiot out of her writing.

No. 2081220

>>2081132
It's so super normal and healthy to worry about blackmail to the point of oversharing every detail of not just your own life but that of anyone you ever met, at the slightest provocation

>>2081136
case in point, Alexis the "insanely masculine lesbian black woman" whose last name is [redacted by other party] who has presumably not had any contact with Dana in at least a decade

No. 2081230

>>2081136
>my personal kinky lifestyle
>my child has a way more normal life than strangers on the internet are painting a picture of
What is her reference for "normal"? Her kinky lifestyle is her child's life. Children learn by watching adults, and her child has clearly been watching >>>/snow/2067656

No. 2081231

i don't get it, just because Lex is gay and already openly was at the time doesn't mean a creepy sex addict moid wouldn't preposition a16 year old lesbian for money. we know men still try to sleep with lesbians and underaged girls all the time. her explanation doesn't necessarily mean anything. she may have said no but did he still ask her?

No. 2081235

>>2081231
Plus we have no way of knowing if this 'Lexie' even worked there, or was a customer - and quite possibly, if the sexual abuse was the reason this girl's partner became so protective of her, a lot of her personality could be shaped by an assault… and that's assuming Dana is telling the truth on this (which I doubt)

No. 2081242

>>2080954
>splattered with some white mystery substance
i mean, this is the household belonging to two unhygenic polyfags that regularly have orgies…

No. 2081244

>>2081206
I pay attention to her content and she has talked about seeing a psychiatrist for about two years now

No. 2081245

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>>2081244
Psychiatrist yes, she is on medication she gets from her telehealth doctor, but she denied she was accessing therapy - and it shows. You can't do DBT workbooks on your own, it doesn't work that way. Her claim that she's in therapy today is just a standard "lie to protect myself" response, and because she's stupid and not well regulated, she can't keep things consistent.

No. 2081249

>>2081245
Some people legit can't find/afford therapy, so workbooks are the only kind of treatment they can do. But if Dana cut back on her alcohol/coke/spending addiction she could actually afford therapy.

No. 2081250

>>2081244
I don't disagree about affordability - though Dana can obviously afford it and has insurance, but DBT will not work without professional, bespoke guidance. It's skill building and usually needs both a 1:1 and monitored group setting. More likely, she has tried therapy and quits quickly, like a lot of patients with BPD do - or she created a situation where a therapist had to terminate their relationship with her. Dana gave the name of her psychiatrist in the video about her medicine, after ranting about how people were harassing her, so I don't doubt she has zero qualms about causing issues for medical professionals.

No. 2081251

>>2081136
>My ex Jonathan who I have not been with since like 2013 I think?
Yet picrel >>2080842 shows they were dating and living together until at least December 2014.
>>2080793 And here her mom mentioned him in November 2015. Downplaying her relationships with serial rapists and pedos as usual.
>He has done some very shady things and has a sexual addiction problem
Coercing young women and girls who happen to be your employees into sexual favors for money isn't just "some very shady thing", it's an actual sex crime, Dana. What a crazy coinkidink that every single man you've dated is a serial rapist of some sort, and you also happen to have your own allegations.

No. 2081259

>>2080921
her mom looks cute

No. 2081261

>>2081244
She hasn't mentioned seeing someone irl that goes over mental health issues/ talk therapy. Having a provider write you scripts virtually is different from someone that sees you in person on a regular basis. And yes she can afford it. She goes out for drinks & use to eat fast food daily.

No. 2081340

>>2081165
She didn't pole dance before the orgy, she read them books. The pole dancing was posted on Facebook and it didn't seem like there was anyone else there.

No. 2081344

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>>2081340
Wrong. The kid pole danced at the orgies. Stop whiteknighting for a child abuser.

No. 2081347

>>2081344
I wasn't wking, I was just wrong, relax.

No. 2081349

>>2081245
>our medication
kek oh right, the naltrexone and metformin for your alcoholism and opiate addiction

No. 2081446

>>2081136
>You're clearly someone that knows me and knows something close to the truth
I cannot believe she said this lol

No. 2081461

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Not really milk but it's interesting how she identified with being a "girl" here.

No. 2081467

>>2081461
She’ll come out with a classic enby cope post now like “I identify as a girl sometimes but in like a totally qweer drag way”: many such cases.

No. 2081477

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>"Separated for over seven years!!"
So was your daughter an immaculate conception? She's seven now, and was one year old when you allowed Matt to strangle her
>Still believes Eli will marry her

No. 2081478

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>I have taken full accountability for these actions
kek
>given sincere apologies, and made amends with the people directly involved and affected
TOP KEK. As if we haven't seen the semi-recent vile tumblr post where she bitterly still refers to the victims as "Matt Hare Hate club" and ends it by chastising them for not having coddled her rape apologist ass enough while they were dealing with the trauma.
>I don't need to continuously hold myself accountable for my 40k followers, many of whom we're not involved or affected
…Many? Implying some of your followers were, in fact, Matt Hare (and yours) victims? And you think you're too good to even acknowledge it publicly? This bitch is unbelievable, I hope she doesn't have a single day of peace for what she's done. The way it took getting exposed for having dated ANOTHER sex offender for her to even acknowledge her husband being one.

No. 2081480

>>2081478
Dana is still full of shit even though she has diarrhea. According to public court records we know that she only started the divorce process in 2022. I doubt that there's any reason for the divorce to take so long. Dana already has custody over the daughter and I doubt she and Matt had any sizable assets.

No. 2081488

>>2081478
>allegations involving my ex, Matt
Kek!! And what of the allegations involving her ex, John? Maybe it's too hard to say "allegations" when he's already been convicted? >>2080787

>>2081480
It's possible that she and/or her lawyer couldn't locate Matt to serve him the divorce papers, but that's the only reason she could have that doesn't make her look like a sex offender. And if it was true, she'd have already said it, so…

No. 2081508

>>2081477
So she's finally admitting that she has outright lied about being married to Eli? And that she aided her rapist husband in finding victims? It's crazy how much her language regarding the situation has changed recently. Chatgpt is really putting in the work.

No. 2081511

>>2081478
>fully aware of the allegations
>this is one of the biggest reasons for the divorce
This is rich, she in fact knew the allegations (from the mouths of his victims who sought to warn her) before even marrying him, but it didn't stop her from going ahead with that.

No. 2081513

>>2081478
empty words from a fucking liar who keeps lying lying lying

No. 2081524

>>2081488
To be fair the crime Jonathan is convicted of was in 2019 so presumably Dana wasn't involved in it, but goes to show the dude is a predator and the other allegations are highly likely true. Dana herself said it's close to the truth kek. if the truth were somehow better than the allegations, she would tell it, so it must be either the same or worse

>>2081508
She's talked about her dumb fake husband shit several times before. This might be the first time she's acknowledged how she aided and abetted Matt though

No. 2081529

>>2081488
Nah, if you can't find them in 30 days you file to post a notice at their courthouse instead. Florida courts pretty much always let you do that. Dana just loves pedodick.

No. 2081532

>>2081524
Was he convicted in 2019, or the crime took place in 2019? Sex crimes take so long to prosecute - and victims can take a long time to come forward, plus he has at least three previous felonies according to the sentencing guidelines.

No. 2081533

Iirc Matt is in a crazy toxic monogamous relationship in another state far away from Dana I don’t get the tinfoil that she’s still with him in any way

No. 2081543

>>2081533
It doesn't make sense for them too still be together, I think Dana was too lazy too file for divorce till she wanted to be married again. It's wack it took her til 2022 to start the process. You think she would want to legally protect her daughter from him by getting the divorce started asap. Filming herself getting fast food daily was more of priority instead of working a full time job to pay for lawyer fees.

No. 2081544

>>2081478
It's always going to be confusing since when people refer to someone as their husband they are going to think legally married. Eli isn't her husband, he would be considered a fiancé. She justs wants their relationship to sound official & stable.

No. 2081547

>>2081480
Tinfoil but I suspect she's still dragging her feet on the divorce because she knows Eli's not gonna marry her

No. 2081563

>>2081544
She has lied about her and Eli being legally married though, hasn't she? >>2080387

No. 2081564

>>2081563
Yes? No? It feels like a gray area. She calls him her husband but she’s always had public posts up and accessible stating that they aren’t legally married.(learn to sage)

No. 2081566

>>2081533
You need to keep up because literally no one tinfoiled that, the tinfoil is that she's still in love with his rapist ass and hopes to get back together.
>>2081524
Yeah, she's acknowledged their fake marriage multiple times. What gets me is that old post with the engagement photoshoot where she claims they had planned eeeverything to elope years ago and she whines about how her bitch of a mother just had to ruin it by getting sick so they had to postpone it… How was she planning on marrying Eli back then if her divorce to rapeape Matt Hare was nowhere near finalized? Can you even legally get married if you haven't divorced your first husband? Then again, she's so delusional she probably meant a mock "marriage" officialized by her fellow polyfags with the ring she keeps in the badger buttplug cabinet.

No. 2081584

>>2081543
I agree dana has continuously demonstrated laziness time and time again. if shes always drunk and/or high then thats the real reason. she could persue finally cutting off ites with him, but given her shit taste in men I wouldnt be surprised if she still has feelings for him.
if eli was smart he will not marry her.

No. 2081598

Unless her & Eli are planning to have a child together, what would be the point of a legal marriage given that they are poly? They said they don't believe in hierarchy polyamory so why bother with marriage? Their business is so tiny , I can't imagine their taxes would be that complicated.

No. 2081611

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Saged because it's not new info, but for some reason it didn't occur to me that when she said she got a new car with what little she had left after "paying her mother's medical debts," she meant that she literally got the newest model available at the time (2023). It's a 2024 VW Taos, a few nonnies last thread already mentioned that Dana seems more preoccupied with how new and fun whatever vehicle she's operating is.

>>she's affordable and safe

There are only 3 VW vehicles featured on Consumer Report's 2023 list of safest cars, none are her VW Taos. VW didn't even make 2024's list. I believe she mentioned that she decided to trade-in her 2015 Jetta, but there was absolutely no need to opt for the newest car on the lot, with several thousand dollars worth of extra features. If you look at VW's website, a base 2025 Taos is $25k, while one with a sunroof starts at $30k. But I'm sure the additional five thousand dollars for some extra bells and whistles makes the car 1 trillion percent safer and it was absolutely necessary to put nearly 10% of her 60k inheritance toward making sure she had a sunroof.

No. 2081627

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Is she not tired of keeping up this "all the bands know mommy" groupie larp when the only people who "know mommy" know about her for her sexual assault allegations?

No. 2081670

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This is a snippet of Dana listing off her kinks. When this popped up this really made my intuition tip off and made my stomach churn. There are men on the internet with breeding fetishes that consist of breeding a woman to produce multiple child sex slaves and basically continue the cycle making their children pregnant. Usually consists of keeping these women in a basement. They are undoubtedly pedophiles. Teeming about “producing fresh meat” Just think of Josef Fritzl. There are women like Dana that are complicit in divulging into these fantasies online with these men because they will pay someone like Dana to entertain it because no one else will. It would be different if her previous husband wasn’t a serial rapist. It would be different if she did not have a child, it would be different if she frame her poly kink as truly being like a pimp for the man in her relationship. This is all adding up. Being a groomer turns her on. My psychic sense is tingling. She’s not innocent. You guys are right. You guys are always right.(sage your shit/tinfoiling)

No. 2081681

>>2081627
Did she intentionally make herself look like Fiona from Shrek here?

No. 2081688

>>2081681
Dana makes Fiona a Nashville 10.

No. 2081693

>>2080970
>>2080977
late but fucking kek i was waiting for this to happen. you are totally not supposed to take naltrexone within several days of taking oxycodone, because naltrexone is an opiate receptor antagonist and will outcompete opiates for the body’s receptors causing precipitated withdrawal. aka pants shitting, feeling like crap, etc. sooo i guess this is what happens when you get a bunch of prescription medication without seeing a doctor. just fuck around and find out i guess, shit. she should also hope that no one bulks her party drugs with fent

No. 2081698

>>2081670
some cows on this site were accused of visiting sketchy sites and one of those sites has a tag dedicated to a very popular franchise and when I scrolled down to the comments out of morbid curiosity there were scrotes in there talking about their fantasies of meeting a pedophilic woman who would let them impregate her so he could abuse the children with her, it was absolutely fucking revolting. these were some of the most unhinged and dangerous men out there. i sincerely hope that they don't find a woman to birth children for them to abuse. their attitudes about that kind of thing were so fucking casual that those comments have been burned in my mind forever. we need to bring back medieval torture as punishment.

No. 2081706

>>2080605
A quick Google search would let you know that a name change would rarely exceed 500 USD.

No. 2081709

>>2081627
This is actually so bleak, Dana’s inviting her sexpest followers and internet randos to go up to her while she’s with her 7 year old. Also maybe I’m reading too much into this, but she takes her daughter to concerts? If it was taylor swift or ariana grande or any other artist mainstream enough to be sanitized and socially acceptable for like a 10 year old, that’d be one thing, but I don’t think that’s ever been Dana’s niche. On top of that, she’s admitting to her daughter basically having extensive interactions with her other weirdo groupie friends.

No. 2081712

>>2080847
BPDemons should never have kids and yet they always fucking do.

No. 2081734

>>2081712
Who better to drag into their circle of misery than someone who can't escape?

No. 2081755

>>2081132
I know it's a nitpick but I can't get over how fucking hideous this bitch is and the crazy thing is most of it's not even natural. Her face tattoos are so unflattering, they had like 100 ugly points. The way she does her hair is so fucking ugly and stupid too, especially her choppy bangs. Honestly she has to know this shit makes her look ugly and does it on purpose, it's like reverse looksmaxxing.

No. 2081764

>>2081755
It probably is. She probably copes with being hideous by purposefully making herself uglier. As a "you only think I'm ugly bc I'm making myself ugly".

No. 2081765

>>2081693
Yeah she was/is totally munching opiates, either off the dentist or her mom’s palliative supply that her former friends said she hoarded. Shitty guts getting back on Naltrexone lends severe doubt to her claim of only taking Tylenol

No. 2081768

>>2081755
>she has to know this shit makes her look ugly and does it on purpose, it's like reverse looksmaxxing.
Women who gain weight and can't cope do this all the time, they double down on ugly body mods and alt looks to change their appearance because it's instant gratification that takes no effort (unlike weight loss, which is difficult and takes time), and also what >>2081764 said. Just looks at Charms or all those deathfats who take ugly selfies on purpose.

No. 2081842

>>2081627
>mommy knows the bands
Kek as if "the bands" are going to remember a snot-faced volunteer from 15 years ago, unless it's for her pudginess and/or odor. Also this pic looks like if Fiona from Shrek fell into hard drugs and trooned out, is it one of her kinks to be delusional?

No. 2081854

>>2081755
Someone in the Real Opinions on Cows thread in /ot/ said she's probably doing it to stand out. Before she was just very average. Didn't look nearly as hideous as she does now but was also very generic looking. But now, even though she looks very ugly, she's more memorable. If a dude's type is heavily tattooed women then she's in with a much better chance of getting his attention. Whereas a dude who wants normie girls would have so many more options that are way prettier and more pleasant than her. She would never be anyone's number one hottie before even though she looked less repulsive, but there aren't all that many women out there with lots of tattoos and dyed hair, so if a guy is into that, she shoots up in attractiveness to him despite her facial features not being great.
Plus there's also the fact that if people call her ugly she can at least say it's on purpose.

No. 2081856

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>For her it's […] more about having a community of caring adults in her life
Wow, so many caring adults in TH's life. Like Chelsea, Gaby, Matt and Jonathan! wait…

No. 2081860

>>2081856 Jonathan and her broke up long before she was ever even with Matt so he was likely never around th a lot of his story is post Dana

No. 2081866

>>2081856
>for her, it’s less about the polyamorous and romantic side of things
The fact that she said this is sickening. Why on earth would that even come up? Of COURSE it’s not about that “side” of things. She’s a child ffs

No. 2081870

>>2081860
According to >>2080804 Jonathan was still living with them when she was with Matt so it's very likely our queen polypig boinked both sex offenders at once at one point.

No. 2081881

>>2081870
Wait Johnathan lived with Matt and Dana?(spoonfeeding request)

No. 2081933

>>2081881
did you scroll up anon.

No. 2081934

>>2081881
>he moved out a year ago
According to whenever >>2080758 was written he was still living there up until a year before whenever this blog was written which seems bizarre as this is post-matt and Eli is already the new boyfriend. Dana's mom was still mentioning him around the time Dana was getting married to Matt too in 2015. >>2080793 >>2080804

The timelines are hard to follow tbh, but it's weird there's little mention of Jonathan anywhere after Matt came into the picture. She might have been seeing him on the side like some of her "comet partners" if her relationship with Matt wasn't a one penis policy type of polyfag relationship. If he really "moved out one year ago" it might line up with him getting caught being a pedo in 2019.

No. 2081938

File: 1737834578564.png (1.49 MB, 1080x1726, 1000007016.png)

Dana has a huge dump of stories from her "followers" asking anonymous questions. Here she claims again to have stalkers.

No. 2081939

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And she's getting another tattoo.

No. 2081941

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>>2081938
Fun is fun but Dana's stalkers are even distributing reputation-slandering "info" with fucking QR codes to get more people on board to stalk and bully her. This is to assassinate her character and paint her out to be anything other than a perfect mom, which is a lie. I don't know how some of you anons sleep at night knowing that you're a part of something like this(whiteknight)

No. 2081942

>>2081941
What are you talking about

No. 2081945

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>>2081939
Apparently, she’s not trading photography this time. She’s trading coffee beans.

No. 2081946

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>>2081939
Getting another tattoo is ok because she's trading coffee beans for one. (Is she stealing beans from work? Just because you're a delivery driver doesn't mean you own the things you're supposed to be delivering)(repost)

No. 2081947

>>2081946
I know people that work at Starbucks get like a free pound or two a week so it’s reasonable that she has a nice little stash

No. 2081951

>>2081946
Dana is a retard for getting a tattoo from this person. How does this make sense? This is not a reputable tattooer.

No. 2081952

>>2081945
Nitpick but this made me laugh "i was interested in asking if you'd be interested"

No. 2081955

>>2081951 she posted that it was an apprentice

No. 2081956

>>2081955
This seems like a really unfair trade lol. Can't wait to see how botched this kitchen table tattoo is

No. 2081958

>>2081945
>already covered in awful scratcher tattoos
>trading coffee beans for a new tattoo
Does she have one decent tattoo on her entire body? The retarded fish tank head pinup girl might be her least blown-out blob of a tattoo which is just sad considering how many she has at this point.

>>2081854
Nonna there are a ton of heavily tattooed girls out there that are actually attractive or at least only half as ugly as Dana is. Some even have nice tattoos and not half finished marvel portraits taking up their entire thigh or a blown out Disney castle "half sleeve". She's only ever had one kind of cute moid in her entire 10+ years of absolute degeneracy and he only was around as a fuck buddy for a few months before leaving. She just likes attention at any cost and having a hideous clown mullet and blob tattoos on her face will get her that anywhere. Same reason she's constantly exposing her gunt to unconsenting strangers while she's out at concerts. (The same concerts she supposedly brings TH to "meet the bands" too I guess)

No. 2081959

>>2081941
>reputation slandering "info"
She slandered her own reputation when she danced around the accusation that she aided a pedophile. She is a classic example of a black hole, a sexual deviant who has no ability to reason beyond their selfish needs, and lies until she believes it herself. Dana deserves to have her bullshit train get derailed. Whether that's CPS intervention that forces her to take classes and get drug tests, to Eli being out of the picture and Dana not flashing her pussy all over the internet on the same account she posts her daughter on, any one of those things is what I'm hoping for.
>don't know how some of you anons sleep at night
I don't sleep very well because I am wound up with anticipation that Dana will finally get what's fucking coming to her for her complicity in rape and sexual assault and complete disregard for her child's development by exposing her to strangers and adult situations.

No. 2081965

File: 1737838513573.png (1.32 MB, 1079x1716, 1000007018.png)

Who is her other anchor partner besides Eli? Kaylee or Morgan?

No. 2081967

>>2081959
Anon please take two seconds to unspoiler the picrel. And ask yourself, why would that be spoilered in a "rant defending Dana"?

No. 2081969

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>>2081938
The chronically online drama whores are always feeling like they have stalkers, like anyone cares about them like that. No one is wasting gas and money to stalk her because this bitch is an open book with no filter. There are more comments in her insta than before knowing the truth because she kept directing them here and reddit, they have members join like daily. It's called consequences Dana.

No. 2081971

>>2081969
Idk this started pretty funny but I think even normies would be comfortable driving by to check on TH. I probably would, I'm genuinely convinced it's a matter of time before she's assaulted and child services won't be able to do anything because she's such a fucking liar and they have trouble removing children from homes where the mother isn't hosting orgies, publicly grooming her kids and exposing them to predators

No. 2081973

>>2081939
Unfortunately for her, she can't control what people say regarding the details of her life that she share on her public social media. Can't wait to see how retarded it looks.
>>2081941
Lmao
>>2081942
>>2081959
I'm pretty sure that anon was joking. Did you unspoil the pic?
>>2081951
It seems so sketchy. Why does this person need to be paid in gift cards or other barters? Is this a way to avoid paying taxes on shit?

No. 2081974

>>2081973
“pay me in gift cards” is often a way to dodge income limits for people on disability benefits

No. 2081983

>>2081973
>>2081974
Tattoo apprentices aren't usually allowed to take payment for their work, but you can tip. They are both being sketchy here tbh.

>>2081965
It's probably horse-girl Kaylee since Morgan is so new. The comet partner/fuck buddy is definitely Tone. Morgan is the latest victim-to-be pictured once so far. Honestly seems like the orgies have come to a screeching halt now that everyone split after the coke incident.

No. 2081985

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From reddit, even more sexually explicit imagery on her fridge. What's worse is that the one with the heart shaped nipples seems to be Dana herself. Imagine being her daughter and seeing a custom sticker of your abusive mother's obese lard body, spread eagle, while doing porn. So much for getting boolied into remodeling it as a "family friendly home".

No. 2081990

>>2081985
Both of those are supposed to be her. The bald one is from way back when she was still trying to become a suicide girl. Poor kid though, the horrors she has witnessed. It's insane to me how much shit Dana talks about her own mother when she's this terrible to her daughter.

No. 2081991

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>>2081985
Samefag, in her follow up story she admits the only posted it to get da haydurz attention, that CPS saw it and determined it "wasn't pornographic" (despite cps determining that the way tamer NSFW prints in her downstairs living room we're pornographic and needed to be taken down).

No. 2081993

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Eli keeps sadposting to his stories

No. 2082005

>>2081991
They’re not “pasties” though are they Dana; you have (very poorly executed) hearts tattooed on your nipples.

No. 2082006

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>>2081990
Yeah, I didn't realize that until later, my bad. I can buy the pink haired one being a way more flattering version of Dana, but the short haired one?? Where's her wart? where's her triple chin? where's her lack of chin? where's her rotten teeth?
>>2082005
Yeah, posted right after her story admitting she likes lying/being misleading to get attention from her hate groups so she's doing it on purpose. Imagine being so bored on a Saturday you obsess over your snark pages instead of spending time with your daughter or multiple fuckbuddies. Get a life, Dana.
Holy shit the amount of stories she's posted. Nurse, she's out again

No. 2082009

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She was proudly showing off this godawful autistic doodle of a guys crotch she has tatted, redditors claim it's Matt Hare's crotch. She definitely wants him back real bad now that things are going to shit with Eli and is doing everything in her power to get his attention again.

No. 2082013

>>2082006
>ahimsa tattoo on thigh
>while neglecting her daughter
>while luring other women into shitty situations
>while proudly being “hurricane dana”
>(nitpick but) while eating meat/eggs/dairy
that’s so dana.

No. 2082014

>>2081856
I think this was written on her snark subreddit but it's so true and something I think about regularly when reading this thread: TH becomes emotionally attached to all these adults (and now a potential friend her age - possibly the only one in her life rn), develops bonds with them, then they suddenly disappear and she's left confused and feeling abandoned. Children need stability and deep connections, not a revolving door of shallow relationships with adults who come and go unpredictably. With this new kid, it's probably gonna hurt a LOT and leave an emotional scar when they disappear from her life too.

No. 2082019

>>2081971
lol no you wouldnt. you would call the cops, or cps. you wouldnt fucking go up to person's house because youself are at risk for getting cops called on you. Do you hear yourself?

No. 2082020

>>2082006
She drives me fucking insane with her constant misrepresentation of the truth regarding the safety of a child. She's a selfish narcissistic child abusing pig, god I want to along so bad. TH doesn't stand a chance with a mother that gleefully exposes her to porn and sex addicts. Can you imagine seeing magnets of your half naked mother posing seductively on your fridge? As a seven year old?

Dana reads here, what kind of brain damage does she have that keeps her from understanding what we're saying? Does she have syphilis or something? How is it possible that she can't conceptualize the damage she's doing? I can imagine her ahit-smelling smirk when she posts these half-truth gotchas. She's the embodiment of dupers delight.

No. 2082021

>>2082006
How anyone in their right mind can think those are appropriate for children to see is behond me

No. 2082026

>>2082013
I'm pretty sure all her tattoos are cheap flash she picked out of a book in exchange for various "trades" or "favors". She probably doesn't even know what that is/means nonna, but thought it looked neat or one of the dudes in a band she liked had similar.

>>2082006
Guess we haven't been talking about her enough or she wants to distract people from the fact she got caught having dated yet another pedophile.

No. 2082040

>>2082014
This, let's not forget TH got so attached to Gaby poor kid handmade her a mother's day card (after Gaby and Dana both abandoned her the entire mother's day weekend to do drugs at a music festival as usual). And Gaby later on ended up admitting she didn't even like children, but of course having a mother as shit as Dana TH is bound to get attached to any seemingly cool adult who pays the slightest attention to her (which as we know, makes her even more susceptible to grooming).
>>2082014
She's a piece of shit who views sexually abusing her daughter (because yes, exposure to pornographic material, especially starring your own mother, IS child sexual abuse) as just another quirky attention-seeking thing she can do to get under people's skin and feel soo speshul and NLOG. To her, exposing TH to pornography is no different than making herself hideously ugly for attention, or posting ragebait poly reels on Instagram. Everyone saying she adultifies her daughter is spot on, she seems to think that just because TH isn't sitting her down and using chatgpt slop terms to politely explain to her the pornographic drawings, nudes and dildos littered all over her home make her uncomfortable and it's inappropriate, then it must mean she's doing a great job.
She also seems to view her clearly unplanned daughter as an undeserved punishment (as opposed to the consequences of her actions), and her way of taking back power is rebelling against the typical mom role and being an "alternative" mom who isn't actually a mother at all and just continues living as a sexpest junkie who does whatever she wants without accounting for her kid at all.

No. 2082042

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Dana had posted about how da hadurz boolied her into cleaning the fridge >>2079902 , but in her latest vlog even her dishwasher looked equally filthy. Is the liquid turd-like grime coating the insides of every single device in that horror house?? Clean your home instead of just filming yourself fucking in it, you lazy biohazard cunt. Imagine the stench.

No. 2082054

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not milk or anything, but the random quotation mark at the end of the paragraph makes it so clear she’s just copying this from some ai generation website, or having someone write it for her.

No. 2082130

>>2082054
Yeah that’s a ChatGPT copypasta error kek

No. 2082135

>>2082054
>she’s more interested in playing and having fun than analysing relationships
Bullshit. Whether it’s an expressed interest of hers, Dana’s kid - like all children - is analysing everything around her all the time. The same way that kids in single parent households at her age will ask “why don’t I have a Mommy / Daddy?” she is absolutely wondering where her Step Mom Gaby went, along with everyone else who she saw as a caregiver until Dana yeeted them unceremoniously from their lives with her antisocial behavior. She may not feel safe to broach these issues with Dana because we’ve all seen how abrasive and condescending she is when anyone questions her selfish and hedonistic world view, but I guarantee that poor child is confused and developing deep attachment wounds that she will perhaps never fully heal in her lifetime. Dana keeps comparing their situation to more sane (yet still weird) manifestations of polyamory e.g. where there’s three parent figures consistently in a child’s life from birth to adulthood. What Dana is offering is a revolving door of sex offenders and paraphiliacs who pull up to the house to get drunk and/or high and rut en masse in the basement: it’s not the same.

No. 2082169

>>2081985
Nice of the artist to take a good 50lbs off her and erase her gunt.

No. 2082195

>>2082006
Having not just one but multiple pin-up cartoon lewds of yourself on your fridge (and elsewhere around her house too iircc) is tacky and weird even if a child didn't live there. I can't imagine being this obsessed with myself.

No. 2082230

>>2082135
people always write these kinds of mommyforum essays about cows and their kids but sad fact is that the kid most likely does think what is going on in her life is completely normal. lot of time kids growing up in fucked up situations really think things around them just are how things are and they only start to question everything later. she'll be 25 and just randomly wake up one night and think "wait wtf was my mom having porn posters on the living room wall? huh".

No. 2082269

>>2082230
Sorry for your retardation but if you think it’s going to take the kid two and a half decades to work out something is amiss when she has a revolving door of adults in her life who she gets attached to and is invariably abandoned by (Eli is the longest lasting so far at 5 years), when all her friends at school have monogomous parents and when it’s the only parental setup in all mainstream kids media idk what to tell you.

No. 2082271

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Not really milk but her fetlife bio really wants you to know she's not a girl. There's also lots of ugly pics of her there but also ones from before she got fat when she had potential

No. 2082282

>>2082271
>model
>rejected by SG

No. 2082285

>>2082271
>peaked your fancy
Oh god she is so retarded.

No. 2082289

>>2082271
>A little more about me: Suicide Girl
She's allergic to accepting reality. They have rejected her how many times?

No. 2082294

>>2082271
>polysaturated
>polyamorous
>polypartnered
>no honorifics
But Dana-kuuunnn… why do your pr-pronouns change depending on wh-where you advertise your s-sexual services? Is it that you're using gender identity as another pin in your grifting hat?

No. 2082302

>>2082271
"Polysaturated" sounds like something that'll clog your arteries if you eat too much of it. It's a term that completely lacks sexiness or even intimacy.

No. 2082305

>>2082271
>mainly currently only interested in friendship, collabs or local munches
so does Eli not eat her out or?

No. 2082314

>>2082305
Munches are BDSM gatherings.

No. 2082342

>>2082271
> a male dom for my male partner as I watch

>>2081136
>In my personal kinky lifestyle I have no interest in watching.

No. 2082360

>>2082342
kek good catch nonna. She really can't stop lying. I don't think I've ever seen a cow get caught in a lie as consistently as Dana does.

>>2082289
And the list of lies continues to grow.

No. 2082369

>>2082360
We need to make a list of her lies:

>Lied about personally knowing Blackbear/working for and touring with Fueled by Ramen for years

Was on the street team for a few days while Warped Tour was in Florida
>Lied about the lawnmower accident taking place on her neighbor's property
Took place on her mom's property
>Lied to CPS about taking down pornographic content
Still has it up
>Lied about needing to take on her dead mother's medical debt
Taking on someone else's medical debt isn't a thing
>Denied pressuring someone to do coke
Gabby leaving and multiple people who know her say otherwise
>Lied about being a Suicide Girl >>2082360
Is on a "Suicide Girl Hopeful"
>Lied about not being interested in watching >>2081136
Says she is interested in watching here >>2082342
>Lied about being married to Eli and being separated from Matt for seven years >>2081477
Still is married to Matt Hare as of January 2025 and only filed for divorce in 2022
>Lies about not changing rapist husband's surname because it costs $10k >>2080605
It only costs a $100 in TN


And here are some partial lies/potential lies:
>Implied that she had been sexually abused by another kid (before coughing up the truth)
>Mislead people about her finances and needing money for surgery
>Claims to have paypigs and the ability to trade photos for nail services
>Claims she wasn't involved with abusing women for Jonathan Negron Torres
>Claims to be mostly sober and only use drugs during music festivals

No. 2082373

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I think it’s genuinely hilarious that she “blogs” herself brushing her teeth now because people don’t understand how she let her mouth rot out as bad as it has

No. 2082404

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>>2082373
Insert awful joke here about Eli cumming on the kid. Grotesque. She does pornography, this is going to ruin her child's life.

No. 2082408

>>2082405
Hi newfriend. Check out the rules before posting. You're supposed to leave name and subject blank and write "sage" on the email field unless you're posting milk straight from the cow. You're probably gonna catch a ban for your post but don't worry, we've all been banned for one reason or another.

No. 2082409

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>>2082404
Dana's lengthy response and justification on why this is ok. And accusing someone she knows of being a snake.

No. 2082410

>>2082404
We should probably at least spoiler this or censor it entirely if that is truly TH's name. She's a vulnerable kid and her full name isn't difficult to guess, it's not a good idea to have that information available here.

No. 2082411

>>2082410
Are we going to censor every time Dana posts her chest now? My tinfoil is Dana got her name tattooed on her chest so we would stop posting her. Kek

No. 2082412

>>2082411
Normally I'd agree that it's excessive but yes, that's a child and there are anons here who go way too far. Dana is a beast but she's correct this time, this never should've been shared on any platform. Fuck that redditor

No. 2082414

>>2082410
It's posted publicly, on a public platform, and she has it printed across her chest. She's an idiot, but the blame for her child's name being everywhere (which it already was anyway) is on her.

No. 2082415

>>2082413
That doesn't mean we should bring it up here. Deleting the posts confirming it is enough, if she wants to be an unfit mother that's out of our control but reposting it is too far.

No. 2082417

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>>2082369
>Still is married to Matt Hare as of January 2025 and only filed for divorce in 2022
I’ve been curious about this for a while, and I may have cracked the case… It seems like divorces in Florida have a residency requirement (picrel, https://www.traviswalkerlaw.com/blog/how-long-does-a-divorce-take-in-florida/), effective 6 months before filing. If Dana filed in 2022, she was already living in Tennessee. Maybe a little tinfoil, but if Matt also left Florida (picrel says “you or your spouse”), the lengthy nature of her divorce proceedings probably has nothing to do with her finances, her assets, or even her gross kinks. It’s because her dumb lazy ass moved out-of-state first.

No. 2082418

>>2082410
Real question - Do you think Dana will censor her chest every time she makes her stupid videos or updates her IG story? Somehow I doubt it. She says she'll cover it up when she's filming porn but I really doubt that.

No. 2082419

>>2082412
Its 100% danas fault and she knew what would happen. She is loving the attention from this, even if she is pretending otherwise.

No. 2082420

>>2082409
I don't understand why you'd get a giant tattoo of your child's name across your chest as a porn actress. Even with multiple tattoos around it "drowning it out" it's still right there out in the open. How was she planning to film any content covering up her chest? Her clothes barely cover her skin as is, was she planning to get a new wardrobe?
This is so fucking stupid

No. 2082422

>>2082419
I completely agree with you, she loves attention, but that does not excuse feeding into it when it involves a child. This thread is straight up bloodthirsty and I know no one's going to agree with me but this is wrong.

No. 2082424

>>2082422
There's a rule against cowtipping here. TH is going to be safe. There also isn't a rule about posting minor's names.

No. 2082425

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You ruined it for yourself Dana

No. 2082427

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>>2082404
Pretty sure this is the video in question

No. 2082429

>>2082425
I wonder if Dana hoped the leak would happen so she would be "forced" to reveal her daughter's name. I seriously doubt that Dana would take the effort to conceal her chest indefinitely.

No. 2082430

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Couldn't have been that big of a secret if the artist herself posted it on her public story with Danas name attached

No. 2082431

>>2082424
Cowtipping happens all the time regardless of the rules and I'm well aware there's no implicit ban on mentioning a minor's name but it is not a good look. There's no point in infighting any further, I'm hiding this thread. This is unhinged even for lolcow. And don't worry, I'm well aware I won't be missed kek(no1currs)

No. 2082432

>>2082404
>>2082409
Why would she get her daughters name in such an obvious spot when she does porn? Dana what the fuck? Poor kid has one of those "not like the other parents" names too. TH just can't win. I hope when she's able to get away from her mother she is able to legally change her name.

>>2082412
Dana got her daughters name tattooed where literally anyone could see it. She does porn and often wears little more than a string bikini over the summer. She wasn't going to keep this hidden forever and even admits here >>2082425 she was going to eventually reveal YH's actual name. She's intentionally making drama, there's absolutely no way around it. She wants to play the victim here so bad when the only victim is her poor kid.

No. 2082434

>>2082422
I agree that it’s weird and wrong, but Dana is the one who tattooed her child’s name in a conspicuous area, knowing she is a “sex educator/influencer” with >>2082409 One Thousand Haydurs. It is (allegedly) her job to post photos of herself online; if she’s mad to see those photos reposted, that’s her own fault. Even if this one’s on her “close friends” story, the tattoo will still be in every one of her future posts. Personally I’m going to avoid typing out TH’s name in comments, but posting photos of the tattoo should be, imo, business as usual.

No. 2082437

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>>2082434
I'm tinfoiling here but I feel like she got TH's name on her chest to stop people from posting her. Either we are supposed to censor her chest every time she posts (which is going to be most of the time, imo) or we are harming her kid. This is just a retarded ass roadbump to get people to stop posting her or she gets free attention/sympathy. I agree that posting things business as usual should be the MO. Obviously we should not refer to TH by her legal name. But Dana did all of this to herself and even worse she is harming her child. She already found herself a new WK (assuming it's not her) over this.

No. 2082438

>>2082427
insane self condemnation kek. didn't she post TH's full name and DOB on her tumblr at one point?

No. 2082440

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>>2082438
Here's Dana's explanation for why she changed her mind. She's "evolving."
>>2082432
I think the name is kinda cute. Doesn't change Dana being white trash though.

No. 2082442

It is pretty fucked that the same Redditor that said “no I won’t be the one” ended up being the one. Just as bad as Dana in my book.

In response to that video I get the angle of like if you’re not out by your government name but people search your kids name and birthday tattooed on your arm they could find out your real name and shit but as Dana said she self doxxed her real name a long time ago

No. 2082443

Also I looked at the Reddit and it seems they found this through the tattoo artists page? But she didn’t tag Dana and Dana didn’t tag her.

No. 2082444

>>2082409
>This is a BLATANT violation of my TRUST!!!
Acting like people in her close friends story are bound to follow some sort of moral code or something, she probably has like a thousand people there too. Newsflash retard: you put something on the internet and it has a chance of spreading, especially if you're such a huge cow with multiple hate groups and loathed by people from all walks of life.
This nasty bitch can't even clean her own teeth, her fridge, nor keep a piercing from getting infected and we're supposed to think she's gonna cover up a giant tattoo of her daughter's name before every porn shoot?
>Including birth certificates of your kid
I've been lurking both this thread and her snark page this whole time and literally no one has done that. She keeps lying about her hadurz endangering her child when, once again, she's the only one constantly revealing her kids information (and semi-nude body) to her coomer followers, and us "haters" have been the only ones bothering to censor it.
>>2082418
She %100 posted it knowing redditors would repost it so she can blame her lack of care when it comes to censoring her name on them. "Welp! looks like all my haters officially know my child's name already so there's no point in covering it up before I film Eli cumming on my sweet baby daughter's name for OF. This is y'all's fault, not mine!"
>>2082422
>This thread is straight up bloodthirsty
As if she didn't earn it. Stop pearlclutching so hard, what do you think it's gonna happen? Her daughter is in way more danger every day being exposed to Dana's house orgies with +30 guests than she is with farmers and redditors knowing her name. It's not like it was hard to find in the first place.
>>2082427
Great catch, watch her justify herself saying it's not her full government name, only her first.

No. 2082445

>>2082443
Dana says it was someone she knew, if that's the case, the redditor probably also knew which broke hillbilly apprentice tattoo artist in Nashville would be willing to ink someone for a pack of coffee beans.

No. 2082446

>>2082440
Middle paragraph is straight from ChatGPT and she didn't even bother to change the pronouns

No. 2082448

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>>2082417
It's interesting that she was still living with Eli in Florida in 2019 and didn't get a divorce then because it was too "expensive." Does anyone know if divorce is actually expensive if you have no assets to split?

No. 2082450

>>2082427
Kek, good find nonna.

>>2082437
>claims she'll cover it up with makeup in her "work"
I can see this lasting all of a few scenes before she gets tired of the makeup rubbing off on everything. And will she cover it while making her polyfag content too? In his blogs her porn customers could be watching? She's so stupid for this tbh.

>>2082440
Honestly I think the name is cute, but it's an odd choice for her and Matt to name their kid. You would think she'd insist on a name from one of the various emo bands she was obsessed with as a teen. Really hoping they didn't get it from the perfect circle song about a stripper. I can't imagine they chose it for religious reasons, but it is a biblical name.

No. 2082451

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This isn't related to the ongoing situation but I want to archive things in case Dana decided to delete Twitter. Maybe she could have afforded school if she didn't do so much coke and went to so many festivals?

No. 2082453

>>2082409
>This is a blatant violation of my trust
>You don't value my boundaries
>>2082425
Dana's retarded "me me me" attitude strikes again. Nothing about how upset she is on behalf of her daughter, just how mad she is that someone on reddit "revealed" her daughter's name to 1,000 people before Dana could reveal it to 40,000 followers. Don't forget that she plastered the details of her daughter's abuse, alongside all of her daughter's personal information on her old tumblr >>>/snow/2034143
It's absolutely insane for her to turn around and act like this was some great betrayal when she has been violating her daughter's privacy for the entirety of TH's life.
>>2082444
>She %100 posted it knowing redditors would repost it so she can blame her lack of care when it comes to censoring her name on them.
I thought the exact same thing. She was never planning on hiding the tattoo/covering it with makeup every day. She got a huge tattoo in a spot that's not easily covered while claiming to have haters following her to work to the extent that she needed to buy a gun. All this tattoo has done is demonstrate her selfishness, lack of concern for her daughter, and BPD impulsivity.

No. 2082455

>>2082451
>I can't afford to have debt!
>rots her teeth out with coke and has to take out a loan to get oral surgery and dentures
>finances dumb shit she doesn't need like a ps5
But anon, she gets all her festival and concert tickets for free via mysterious circumstances of course! She definitely doesn't pay for them, or for anything. Everyone just trades her everything she wants for beans. Minus best buy and the oral surgeon though I guess. kek

No. 2082459

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Some more questionable old tweets from Dana. She never changes, does she?

No. 2082460

>>2082448
>he doesn't want to be a part of her life
what an absolutely wild way of saying "he assaulted her"

No. 2082461

>>2082459
That top tweet is very revealing. In 2019 she wanted to go monogomous with Eli but settled on her being faithful and him being able to fuck around. Eventually I guess she just got back into fucking other people too to cope.

No. 2082462

>>2082460
>he doesn’t want to be a part of her life
So she would have let him even though he tried to murder her as an infant: Lovely. Any sane mother in that situation would have said “I won’t let him be a part of her life.”

No. 2082463

>>2082461
>Dana wanted to be monogomous with Eli in 2019 and he wouldn’t
I think we’ve pinpointed why she rapidly became obese after this point: Miss Piggy was eating (and drinking) her feelings kek

No. 2082464

>>2082448
I won't get too detailed to avoid blogging, but it really shouldn't cost more than $300 to get a divorce if there is no shared assets. She's just lazy and looking for excuses again. She has plenty of money to spend on a ps5, clothing, concerts, food, etc. With Gaby having paid the majority of the rent, she should have had plenty of money to finally go through with the divorce, but I guess the party drugs were more important in the moment.

>>2082459
>after 8ish years of being poly i am kinda over it
>aint no mans cock as good as my mans
>nobody gets to call my man daddy except me. period
>constantly feeling jealous of all past, present, and future metamours
>just have to get used to not getting my way 100 percent all the time
These are so telling. She clearly wants Eli all to herself and is the jealous type. No wonder she's happy currently while he has zero partners outside of her and is so ecstatic she isn't sharing kaylee with him. She also seems to treat her pursuit of women as more of a game and is incredibly needy and demanding.

>>2082463
Eli was obviously way more into Gaby and the one male partner who left considering how he was "the saddest he's ever been in his whole life" when they left. Dana has been riding some kind of manic high ever since. She has him all to herself now that she's successfully chased all of his other partners away. It's really no wonder he looks dead eyed and sad posts all the time now.

No. 2082465

>>2082451
Oh, I thought it was because education is overrated and that is also why you do not save money for Tiny Human's future education.

Also, regarding this new tattoo. Dana's daughter's name is no secret. She has already revealed it manymany times and the only ones to censor it has been "da haturzz". She 100% took that tattoo to be the victim once again and to make her own storyline. Also (nitpick), I do not have tattoos so I dunno, but is it normal for a fresh tattoo to have obvious spots where there is no color?

No. 2082467

>>2082465
I get the hate but I think the tattoo looks fine

No. 2082473

>>2082409
oh my god she's so fucking retarded. Literally no one would have known that was her daughters name if she didnt confirm it. She has slime for brains.

No. 2082477

>>2082438
Until like 2/3 months ago, her daughters name was in her Facebook bio.

No. 2082478

>>2082473
Yeah if it wasn’t already obvious she was doing this to further her victim status (and if she hadn’t already had her daughter’s full name on her Tumblr and Facebook for literally years) she could have said it’s her favourite song by the Pixies or something.

No. 2082486

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Dana is trying to get the subreddit shut down.

No. 2082494

>>2082486
this is pretty common behavior for cows; amberlynn reid has had probably at least 5 subs shut down at this point. the mods will learn they need to be strict if they want the sub to stay up (depending on how hard dana tries to get it removed).

No. 2082512

>>2082459
I love how a moid main concern is his "bi" boyfriend leaving him for a woman while these women think that they can turn other women bi which is gross. that screams fetishism and I wish the people who when you're her realized what kind of narcissist she is. you can't turn someone who was already interested in the same sex bi. they would have to be interested in the same sex already do want to do anything with you. If you tried to push the boundaries of someone's clearly not interested you're a creep.

No. 2082519

>Be a widely-disliked ~sex and polyamory educator~ who is also actively posting porn
>Get a huge tattoo of your daughter's legal name on your upper chest, a very visible place
>Throw a fit about how the people saying that's kind of fucked up are actually the one's violating her and her daughter's boundaries and are completely out of line!!
I cannot understand the pearl clutchers in this thread saying posting the tattoo is out of line, bloodthirsty, excessive etc. Nobody forced dana to get her daughter's name tattooed in the first place, and definently not on such an obvious place. She'll act like people are perverting a beautiful act of showing love to her daughter by getting her name tattooed, but let's be real, her daughter never asked dana to get the tattoo, and especially after this debaucle she'll probably just feel embarrassed, perhaps even ashamed of it. Because there's 0% chance dana isn't letting her daughter know how evil people on the internet hate mommy and by extension the daughter for their ~lifestyle~.Because that's how bpd-moms operate. She got the tattoo for herself and for herself only. If it was supposed to be a private gesture, she could have gotten the tattoo in a place where people don't see it literally as the first thing when meeting her.. or seeing her porn, or lewds. She was never going to go through the effort of covering it with make-up/shooping it away every time she shows her barrelchest on the itnernet, which is multiple times a fucking day. God this bitch brings out the A-log in me

No. 2082520

>>2082519
yeah some of the new farmers don't seem to realize that people like Dana want to be on display 24/7 to express whatever it is they want, even if you're throwing trash at her and telling her to kill herself. She has to control this narrative, too. If she can't stop us from criticizing her, she'll actively participate as if the farm is having a dialogue with her beyond pointing and laughing. She'll have to be so obsessed with everyone's criticism and try and keep up with it. It's the Dana train. And unfortunately her child is on it. I honestly think all of the polypartners her and depedo had are scumbags. Any of them that didn't immediately walk out of that situation gives me serious pause.

No. 2082542

>>2082519
This is the same woman that kept the last name of the man who assaulted her daughter. Same woman who has a track record of enabling convicted degenerates. Same woman letting strangers come and go like a revolving door in their house of sexual misery and letting her daughter play on the STD infested pole with them inbetween sessions. Dana cares about Dana, she is fully aware of the people watching her, she is aware of her actions in full and does them because she wants that attention. This is the closest she will be to feeling valued and focused on as an individual, she is a classic destructive bippie and she has never gotten as much attention from any partner as she has this thread without getting naked & sucking dick that she does not want it to end. Pearl clutching anons sound like dana herself for calling us “bloodthirsty” over a gigantic chest tattoo with her daughters name on it that her tattoo artist posted publicly with Danas name attached

No. 2082549

>>2082459
Uh the "turning" inexperienced girls is predatory as hell, who wants to bet she just inserts herself into the sex of eli and the barely of age insecure girls she procures for him?

No. 2082551

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Acting like she hasn't posted her full first, middle and last name, both current and maiden, online and that everyone knows he daughters last name is Hare, after her violent rapist dad who tried to murder her.

No. 2082554

>>2082409
but dana youve posted your daughter's name AND birthday to own the haters before.

No. 2082557

>>2082342
Just wondering, has Eli expressed interest in an actual dude before? I know he has retweeted trannies, but what about a guy?
>>2082271
Since when was Dana a stripper? This must be another one of her wild lies.

No. 2082563

>>2082494
How would she get it shut down? I don’t see the legal grounds? Or is it more of a pressure on the mod situation? Not very libertarian of her, regardless.

No. 2082565

>>2082404
She's retarded. The ugliest and worst spot to put your child's name, she could have gotten a sick chest piece but she'd have to trade a lot of coffee beans for that kek. Using her child as a reason to be a victim and attempt to prove how awful the haters are by "doxxing" her child everytime they post Dana now.

No. 2082568

>>2082494
Is the sub really at risk of being shut down? Not too familiar with Amberlynn but plenty of people haven't had their snark subs shut down. Off the top of my head is Caroline Calloway's subreddit. And she has serious money unlike Dana. I seriously doubt Dana would want the subreddit shut down because of all the attention it gives her, and even if she did she is too incompetent to accomplish anything.

No. 2082571

>>2082568
Alice Bender's snark subs constantly get shut down. There use to be a lot more snark subs on reddit. I don't think they are hard to remove.

No. 2082581

>>2082453
Yeah, especially considering she's been bragging about getting this chest tattoo for a couple of days now. With how attention starved she is and how much she's been hyping it, are we really meant to believe she would've refrained from showing off her tattoo had redditors not revealed it first? The snark sub only has 1k compared to Dana's 41k so she's still responsible for exposing her daughter's name to 40k people, especially coomers.
>>2082450
>You would think she'd insist on a name from one of the various emo bands she was obsessed with as a teen.
Same kek I'm surprised she didn't name her Helena after the MCR fags or something cringe like that. Still an awful grandma name.
>>2082459
Cope after cope after cope, what a shock Doormat Dana's secret wish is to be monogamous, married and normal. Honestly, even being as ugly and revolting as she is, I'm sure she could find some equally disgusting fatso to commit to her if she really tried, it's like she has zero faith a man could ever refrain from cheating on her so she has to force herself to allow it from the get go.
>>2082417
>It’s because her dumb lazy ass moved out-of-state first.
This was a different time than when people used to throw bricks at her and Matt's car, right? Jfc imagine getting chased out of multiple states because you and your rapist husbands sexpest reputation is THAT bad.

No. 2082585

>>2082551
>>2082568
This, I know reddit is a censorship hub and everything the literal tranny jannies don't like gets banned instantly, but on what grounds would she be able to take it down? Everything posted is public info, plus Dana isn't a male tranny so I can't see why any troon reddit mod would help her shut it down like they did with the lexity sub.

No. 2082586

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Stolen from reddit, holy fuck.
>"I trust these men with my child"
>One of them gets outed as a sexpest
>"Yikes!! doesn't surprise me, only met him twice during orgies"
Trying extremely hard not to a-log, this rancid bitch belongs in prison.

No. 2082599

>>2082581
I don't know if Dana wants to be monogamous. I think she is bragging about Eli to make her life seem better than it actually is. I think she prefers having a harem. It's why she's so smug now that she has multiple partners and Eli only has her. Like >>2082464 said

No. 2082602

>>2082586
>my ex gf was a baby to sex work
Hmm almost like Dana has a consistent pattern of behavior of being predatory and seeing women as conquests like the actual rapist pedos she chose live and reproduce with. Retard can’t help but tell on herself all the time.

No. 2082603

>>2082585
It's definitely possible. I don't want to describe in depth, as it could give Dana ideas. But there's another cow who got several of her snark subs shut down, and now the only sub that exists about her is a fan sub that's nearly dead.
I'd also recommend any other anons here to withhold details on how someone could go about this, even if the anon I replied to is genuine in her curiosity. Dana reads here and could take notes.

No. 2082605

>>2082603
>we don’t want to give Dana ideas on how to shut down her snark page
Totally agree but also 100% sure she’s already asked ChatGPT a lot about this kek

No. 2082607

>>2082586
>"I only live 3 hours away you should come over and snuggle"
I wonder how Dana reacted to this at the time.

No. 2082611

>>2082599
Did you even lurk? What part of the tweets admitting she's done with polyamory, jealous of all metamours and jealous of all her friends getting monogamously married says she actually enjoys having a harem? She enjoys having people around her because she's a typical bippie attention whore, and she's only enjoying it now that Eli is stuck with no side hoes and miserable. Back when Eli was actively screwing other people she was seething.
>>2082603
If she actually manages to do so (which I doubt, even if it's an easy task Dana is an actual mentally deficient retard) it's only gonna fuel da hadurz to find other ways to discuss her antics. We might get an influx of unintegrated redditards, or she may get her very own Facebook group which is only bound to get the attention of even more former Dana orbiters who knew her irl, and thus have more juicy details to share.

No. 2082626

>>2082603
I was the anon, and I agree - good point, didn't think of the fact she will definitely scout to get tips.

No. 2082635

>>2082565
The reality of it is, if she would have not told everyone she was getting a new tattoo, she could have kept it covered in all her content like she had supposedly planned to and no one would've been all the wiser. When the tattoo was posted, she didn't even have to acknowledge it was her daughters real legal name, but it's all manufactured drama to make her look like a victim so of course she did.

>>2082586
She really continues to tell on herself. This proves again what all nonnas knew though, her "vetting" process meant absolutely nothing and she once again trusted predatory men with her very young daughter. Clearly the message to her very young "baby to SW" partner wasn't enough of a red flag to not collab with, have him over for orgies, and let him around the kid. Also telling on herself that she is the reason her very young "baby to sw" got into making porn.

>>2082607
It's almost funny because Eli has replied to various SWers on Twitter offering up their guestroom to them. I fail to see how that's really any different. Dana clearly wasn't bothered enough to not let the guy around multiple times and is somehow "not surprised" he is a sexpest, but would also "trust him with her child"?

>>2082557
I really think this is another lie tbh. There's really no evidence that supports her ever having been a stripper and considering how she's a chronic oversharer you'd think there would be at least one other mention of it somewhere.

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>>2082635
She claimed she was a stripper straight out of high school in St Augustine, according to a podcast she appeared on a few years ago. Presumably the only stripper to accept coins.

It's also the video where she admitted she's into voyeurism, which she denied a few days ago.

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Taken from Reddit. She really has no boundaries when it comes to her child

No. 2082647

>>2082642
So she was doing this the sane time she was working as a full-time supervisor at dunkin with her first pedo ex and being on the street-team for fueled by ramen? Sure Dana. Did dunkin give her time off to strip too?

No. 2082652

>>2082642
6 figure business??? where?

No. 2082654

>>2082652
Here is the whole video. There is a lot of lore. Her 6 figure income and $27k a month, claiming everyone is poly and its the norm outside of the US, how much she paid for her face tats etc.

No. 2082663

>>2082654
>claims poly is the norm outside of the US
>has never been outside of the US
kek.

>>2082652
She's clearly lying. She seemed to have gone through a phase when she was briefly flush with money with Eli, her, and Gaby's combined incomes, but there's no way her porn and plastic paddle business brought in anywhere near six figs. Maybe she considers finessing new partners incomes as part of her business? kek

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>>2082654
The way she's clearly so geeked and flattered to have the attention of two moids at once and living her ~influencer~ dream of being interviewed for a podcast (with 119 views kek) meanwhile the scrotes were hoping they could get a more hygienic less disgusting OFthot has me reeling.
>>2082663
She recently posted this video about "polyamory in Mormon culture", so she probably counts those highly misogynistic sister wives cultures where multiple women are literal domestic sex slaves to one male rapist as being poly.

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Here she goes again. Does she not realize how unbelievable she makes her own lies by constantly claiming everything was a gift and bragging about the price tag at the same time? When someone gifts you something, they never say the price, as its bad manners to reveal how much (or little) you spent on a present. She can't stop bragging about all the expensive things she gets while trying to avoid accountability for the awful financial decisions she's making while ebegging for her dental surgery.

No. 2082679

>>2082676 you are expecting class and decorum from this trailer trash waste of a human? I empathize with you anon, gift cost should never be looked in the mouth, but this thing is clearly beyond social etiquette expectations.

No. 2082688

>>2082676
This is a common thing that dentist offices do when you get expensive elective dental procedures like Invisalign, veneers, caps, etc. They’ll also offer complimentary professional teeth whitening. It’s not really a “gift,” it’s just baked into the price of the procedure. I don’t think these social rules apply to a dentist’s office considering you’re paying tens of thousands of dollars to get a “free” toothbrush. They didn’t gift it to her because they like her.

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>>2082663
If the paddle business was so profitable why did she stop? Has she talked about this before?
>>2082669
>She recently posted this video about "polyamory in Mormon culture"
Disgusting. She so, so clearly hates women and idolizes men. She would be the craziest boymom if TH had been a boy. Maybe then she would worry about her safety, at least.
>>2082688
>it’s just baked into the price of the procedure.
Exactly, she doesn't realize she did pay for it. She's clearly very naive and exceedingly trusting, which you can see here >>2082586 too.

Anyway, wtf is really going on with her mouth? Didn't she just get it cleaned? How did she manage to get it to look like she has sewer gunk stuck to her gums already?

No. 2082750

>>2082749
This is from a video she just posted like yesterday this is the before Reddit didn’t post the after, likely intentionally

No. 2082751

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This is the video it’s from

No. 2082752

>>2082654
First of all, I think it's bizarre in this video that she talks so differently even though the video is from November 2021. Why does her voice sound so different now? Is it just me or is it a BPD thing?
>>2082749
I wonder if there was a decent amount of sales at first but Dana got bored after things dropped off. The paddles are made to order so it's not like they are losing money on the business but maybe they stopped making money as well.
>>2082663
I think she implied on Reddit that she was making six figures in gross income, not net. (Neither counting the cost of materials, the CNC machine, or taxes because she's a retard)

No. 2082753

>>2082749
ffs she’s like genderbent kingcobrajfs.

No. 2082756

>>2082750
My bad nona, I really thought that was a recent pic.
>>2082751
Wtf is this song choice.

No. 2082767

>>2082751
>on the road to a perfect smile
Yeah that’s literally never happening Dana. They might be able to make your mouth stink a little less but that’s about it.

No. 2082769

>>2082749
>>2082751
She's delusional if she thinks she's ever going to have a "perfect smile". Her remaining teeth are chipped, stained, and weirdly shaped. They're going to have to color the partial to try to match what's left or it's going to look insane. Getting veneers on the remaining teeth would be costly and dangerous given their already questionable condition. She definitely can't afford implants. It's kind of no wonder she was so ready to pull them all out and pop in all new fake dazzling white teeth tbh. Judging by her habits of drinking nothing but soda/energy drinks, alcohol, and fast food (before her surgical wounds even had a chance to heal) I won't be surprised if her mouth ends up rotten all over again either.



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