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>>>/snow/1829426The Basic Rundown:
>Jonny craig has a well-documented history of drug abuse and physical/sexual abuse towards his exes. pretty much any woman he comes into contact with, he influences in an overwhelmingly negative way>before his relationship with Sydney England, he had a toxic and drug-fueled relationship with and helped with the downfall of pettuber & fellow cow Taylor Nicole Dean - jonny is her so-called abuser, though it sounds like they were equally toxic in their own ways>after Taylor was forced into rehab, Jonny made it seem like they were going to be back together ASAP. as soon as Taylor broke up with him in rehab, he got with Sydney and started bragging about her, then got her pregnant immediately. >enter SYD, Aka sydsosmall/minnieskins. overdramatic groupie clout chaser who got pregnant with jonny’s heroin baby because she was feeling “old” & felt her biological clock ticking… totally mentally stable choice>since syd gave birth there has been a steady stream of milky shit/stupid drama, warranting her and jonny their own thread, though now they’ve separated, so their threads becoming separate may be inevitable. until then… >Goiter continues his delusional behavior. Cheating on Layna before love bombing her back into submission.>Goiter and Layna inevitably break up.Socials
Jonny-
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jonnycraig4l/?hl=enTwitch:
https://twitchtracker.com/thepearlboy4l/clipsTwitter:
https://twitter.com/jonnycraig4LSydney-
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/minnieskins/?hl=en"Art" Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/skinniemins/?hl=enOF:
https://onlyfans.com/lilthiccghostLayna-
Instagram:
https://instagram.com/wigglewip?igshid=NmNmNjAwNzg=Twitter:
https://twitter.com/lazybani?lang=enOld Milk:
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New Milk:
>No new news regarding his pending felony charge for child endangerment except that he's doing parenting classes so virtue signal that he's doing about 1% of a normal parents role. >Layna confirms schizo poster to be Syd >>1754625>Syd retaliates with a slew of harassment >>1757057 >>1757058 >>1757068 >>1757097 >>1757098>Confirmation Layna still cams >>1758416>JC on a misogyny arc post break up >>1760131 , >>1764476 , >>1764854 , >>1765999 , >>1768017>Anons find Layna has a role in JC's server, assuming they are back together in private >>1766301>Retarded schizophrenic spamming of camwhoring ensues.>JC tattoos his sons name on his face instead of being a decent father and person >>1766818>JC buys a piece of shit car with his vast riches >>1768200 >>1769210>Goiter continues to post ugly thirst traps to lure in a new victim >>1771746 , >>1791541>Syd goes bowling with her man, calls out lolcow >>1777526>JC continues to out himself as being to broke to afford a hotel room, begs fans for places to sleep >>1781582 , >>1791884 , >Resulting in someone stealing Mayor of Spookytowns back pack with thousands of dollars of equipment >>1782713>Enter Big Jess >>1784186 , a new woman who spoke about her and JC's "current relationship" in her instagram stories, fights with trolls >>1784339 and defends her new man >>1784370 . JC promptly untags himself in her post and ignores her.>Cancelled show on the tour >>1792804 gives no reason why.>Spiderhead makes it known he lurks here >>1792990>In walks Drama-chan with some personal milk about JC's asslicker spiderhead >>1794344 , >>1794345>JC and Spiderhead ban Drama-chan from going to the show >>1794348>Butt-buddy Dillion is unsurprisingly a horrible person >>1794822>Drama-chan enters the thread herself and begins spilling some milk >>1795065>Spiderhead proving he's a retarded racist sped in video form >>1795415>Big Jess posts birthday tributes for JC, which he promptly ignores despite reposting all of his other friends >>1795670 , >>1795671>Goiter and Cole are clearly fuming at the remarks made in thread, spergs out in thread in multiple paragraph rants of hatred towards Drama-chan and lolcow >>1796540 , >>1796551>The accused abuser/rapist/baby poisoner/msyogynist is called a "beautiful" person >>1833989 >>1834162>Goiter get's owned by a child >>1835787 >>1835882>Court intervention update >>1839871 >>1842430>Possibly dating new copy/paste ex-scenster >>1840135>Goiter sings at the memorial show of a fellow addict. Makes it more about him, than the memory/struggles of Jordan >>1847358>Some shit slinging betweend Syd and Goiter >>1849108 >>1849152 Leah copes and forget the man did Fent around a child >>1849180>Goiter one sec is flexing money >>1849995 then goes straight to using Storm as a pawn over $100 >>1850049>Goiter gets upset >>1853955 >>1852988 and shames women as a cope, before asking for tits>Goiter get's REALLY upset >>1856417>Spoderhead gets pregnant (could be Goiters?) >>1857906>Goiter buys his toddler sweat shop clothes for the gram thinking it constitutes "parenting" >>1860061>We discover Goiter spent 10k on >>1860061 >Goiter thinks looking like Dora The Explorer's sex ofender cousin, is "the best" he's looked >>1869375>Goiter compensating car/love for more chinese tatt >>1876923 looks like the appartment is still a hostel>Goiter starts his Latin American dive bar karaoke tour to poor reviews >>1887243 >>1887366Previous Threads:
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>>>/snow/1829426 No. 1895947
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Why didn’t you tag DGD? I’m sure they’d welcome you back with open arms, it’s big Goiter king’s year and I’m here for it!
No. 1896047
>>1895945 sage you moron
>>1895947 goiter, texas has 30 million people, only around 20-30 ininformed reatards chanted your name. calm down. the desperate attempt to appear relevant just proves your a cringey, washed up old trailer trash labotomite.
No. 1896332
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>>1896104Yup he’s obvious.
No. 1896908
>>1896781Did you just make this up? and why?
>>1896819>>1896825Thread gets made = people moan
Offer others to make next thread = people moan
Don't make a thread = people moan
Damned if I do, damned if I don't lol.
No. 1896963
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Small Body, Big Soul
This cunt is soulless. And good to know she’s still larping as the tiniest woman on the planet. Peak cringe.
No. 1897211
>>1896908don't worry nonna, most of us appreciate it being made and get that going over previous threads for milk to include must be tough lol. tbh the new social medias should probably be in the next one for easy accessibility since it can be a bit annoying to look for but nothing can be done about that now, just ideas for the next thread. Layna should probably stay since we haven't gotten any real confirmation of her dropping him after she was found on the discord so maybe under socials we can have a "groupies" section for spiderhead, syd, layna, leah and the like.
>>1896984christ I forgot how bad that letter was. Underage girls, drugs, deleted intestines and collapsed stomach. it really is amazing he's still alive and hasn't been murdered or died from medical complications. He's lucky he's only been ganged up on by former band mates who still wanted a career
No. 1897247
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I can’t believe he still gets booked, wtf?!
No. 1897522
>>1897211It's indeed amazing he's even alive, given that this happened in 2007 and his addiction only got worse with time. Mind-blowing really.
The fact that he dropped in middle school explains his grammar and general misunderstanding of language.
No. 1897788
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Is he calling his new girl ugly and broke?
No. 1897890
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Awwww Lelayna wrote a book(retarded)
No. 1897973
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>>1897869And he’s clean shaved. He looks like an old turtle kek.
No. 1897982
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>>1897973so close to that bingo
No. 1898054
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>>1897973Kek, it's uncanny.
No. 1898257
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>>1897973This was the first thing that popped in my head
No. 1898350
>>1897973God this is bleak. No doubt in my mind that he relapsed. Idk why I thought he would stay sober this time around. I'd just never seen him make it a year and a half. I think his two year clean date would be coming up next month.
It's not bleak cuz I feel bad for him, it's still Goiter. I just have so many people who have been through addiction in my life… I don't ever want them to relapse also.
No. 1899589
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>>1899588Samefag but forgot to post the story kek
No. 1900020
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Big papa Goits starting shit with people in bands (wives of bands) from Summit, way to never be invited back, moron.
No. 1900585
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Not a soul on earth is inadequate to the one catching goiters sperm.
No. 1900642
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Don't know if this needs to be saged or whatever. Saw this and immediately laughed. Felt like they were making fun of goiter.
No. 1900712
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I think he’s on opiates. Notice his pupil size compared to the fans and cobweb’s
No. 1900781
>>1900746I think it's
- Ghost Runner on Third (kicked for alcohol abuse)
- Dance Gavin Dance (kicked for drugs, alcohol, sexual assault, etc etc)
evidence -
>>1896984- Emarosa (kicked for drugs, alcohol, sexual assault, scamming fans for heroin money)
- Isles and Glaciers (kicked for drugs, alcohol)
- Slaves (kicked for drugs, alcohol, sexual assault, not turning up to tour)
He never contributes to writing, he famously turns up to recording sessions with nothing. His success are via the songwriters an musicians he's worked with, pushing him to perform.
No. 1901081
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Anyone believe this?
No. 1902187
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>>1900781I was curious to see what exactly happened with Isles and Glaciers so I was looking on reddit and came across this.
Imagine naming your own child after a Jonny Craig band.
No. 1902196
>>1901081Fuck no. Especially after seeing the pupil comparison here
>>1900712The good news is that he can easily get that date covered up. Leah must be so proud, she really has a winner. Lol he doesn't even show her off, hasn't shown any girl off since Syd because he's on tour and wants to look single. The only people that know they might be dating are the ones who read this thread.
No. 1902497
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>>1902496Do drugs make you look more special ed physically after 10-20 years of use?
No. 1902498
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Skidmark’s bf is so sexyyyy I’d smash
No. 1902501
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>Nobody get excited
Who is she ever talking too? IG has made too many people think anyone cares about their updates/life.
No. 1902505
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>>1902501I know someone said she’s 31 but she really does look 45 yet dresses like she’s 16.
No. 1903303
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he’s still with leah but cheating on the low.
No. 1903720
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Because he scammed people out a macbooks like a snake?
No. 1903795
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For someone who can’t grow facial hair for shit it’s insane how much leg hair he hair like look at it dangling over his socks
No. 1903827
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This bitch is definitely his looksmatch.
No. 1903953
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Body is “snatchy” lol she’s trying so hard to be cool and fit in with internet slang at 30 years old…
>>1903795Is this goiter’s tattoo or dillon’s? Why is dillon tagged. And is that a designer symbols in the apple…?
No. 1903963
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Ugly cunt
No. 1904214
>>1903953>My hair is hella long tooUnlike Layna
>And the body is snatchyUnlike skeletore
No. 1904286
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Oh sweet baby Jesus what did our hemorrhoid princess do to her hair
No. 1904300
>>1904291>You clearly don’t belong here.Yes they do. But you don't since you're so sensitive about a snarky reply.
>>1904286I don't think I've ever seen Layna's teeth before but they're very nice.
>>1903963It always amuses me when you wenches post unflattering candid pictures in an attempt to convince the thread any of these women aren't good looking. When Skid tries she can be cute.
No. 1904435
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Goiter thinks he looks like a thug but he really looks like this.
No. 1904706
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Actually its been "I poisoned my son with fent" for awhile but goiter delulu want to cling on to the past
No. 1904708
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Can't believe no one posted this yet but candid shots of goiter really shows how special-ed he actually looks like
No. 1904770
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Goiter trying to sell more tickets by exploiting Storm. Also cringe the dude laying on the bed in the middle of the living room where you’re having your kid lay to watch cartoons. The way he kept petting Storm in that live was also cringe leaning in to kiss him and Storm pulled away dying
No. 1905698
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>>1904825ok but that edit was alarmingly accurate and probably the only good shaydit in years kek>>1904708imagine the conversation that took place here
>heyy boyyyy, i wanna apple logo wrapped in a snake>cool bro, what's the story here?>I scammed some kids for drug money>…>also make it gucci cause im no broke bitchalso looks like he dm-hopped between artists until he found the person willing to do it the cheapest and just ghosted the others he strung along
No. 1906020
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We on that BIG money g BRRRAAAAPPPPP
He said whilst his Chinatown shorts is falling apart
No. 1906024
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Is he referring to himself?
No. 1906226
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Says the serial cheater. How braindead can one man be?
No. 1906228
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>>1904285She posted for you Nona! The #glowup is real!
No. 1907166
>>1903965I was thinking the same exact thing.
Toxic af.
No. 1908109
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No. 1908397
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What an actual retard. He spends how much on shoes and then just tosses them in the washing machine?
No. 1908400
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Did Skid's man leave her for a better woman? Or is she yapping about JC still.
No. 1909620
>>1908397yiiiiikes
I've done this for a super dirtied pair of regular sneakers but I put them in a damn laundry bag first. For those kinds you probably should avoid anything more than a cloth for any dirt. Especially if you care about collector's value. Or just, you know, like your shoes and want them to last
>>1909067anything goes after all…
No. 1910213
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No. 1910321
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She must be an avid lolcow reader, smooth brain is a very common phrase said here.
No. 1910838
>>1910389She looks pretty there imo. She doesn't all the time but she does in this photo. She's for sure prettier than Syd and Layna.
Some of you want Goiter I swear, cuz Leah has literally done nothing yet to make her unlikeable.
No. 1910932
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forgot to post this cringe from a few days ago. flashing small amounts of cash you use to pay for rent or buy a vehicle is peak poor behavior.
No. 1911013
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Quite the moonface before she turned into skeletor.
No. 1911015
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>>1911013She looked very different before getting all that filler and work done. (Tattoo matches up).
No. 1911023
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Layna + 10 years and buccal fat removal.
No. 1911046
>>1910932Cobwebs over there being the happy number two holding the 50s while goiter gets the 100s kek
The mcr poster in the background has me cracking up. The plaid bedset and pants really makes it too, bet you it's cobweb head's room and girlie poster. bet you a gerard way picture is under the pillow
No. 1911292
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He’s not on tour yet, couldn’t he have just gone to see them for thanksgiving? Especially with all of his riches he brags about.
No. 1911654
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No. 1911693
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What's Syd talking about? What is she ever talking about.
No. 1911709
>>1911693She posts like she’s 9 kek
Her mom cancelled the trip to the water park or something.
No. 1911741
>>1911726Since he began joining bands when he was like 20. He is almost 40. There is documented accounts dating back to the beginning of his career, most of which has been posted in these threads if you actually read them.
>>1911735Ok? I know that? What does that have to do with anything? He was sitting in his apartment with his thumb up spiderweb heads ass instead of visiting his family.
No. 1912025
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>>1911729Don’t forget this sexy man and his big nose
We’re talking about looksmatch… he and syd are perfect
Leah is too pretty for goiter
No. 1912042
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>>1911726Complaints go back as far as 2007, there are news articles of him going to jail for narcotics 13 years ago. I think his reign of retardation has lasted atleast 20 years. Once a scum bag, always a scum bag.
No. 1912565
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Skids thoughts on her thread.
No. 1912749
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LMAO looks like these dead beat losers needed a co-signer. THANKS LEAH! Can’t wait till we enter the “our van got broken into and can’t afford new mics charity era.
No. 1912843
>>1912458Some people never left warped tour groupie mentality kek
Honestly I think they're all girls who had made it their life's mission to marry a band dude since teenagedom and haven't made it yet but have made scene music their whole personality on top of their marriage goal so they can't quit now. Plus changing or expanding genres makes you a poser. I bet those who are left will all probably get desperate enough to date goiter at some point cause it takes a certain type of person to still wanna be the cheated on band wife over a decade after the scene peaked
>>1912565people follow you for entertainment girl, some people enjoy trainwrecks and enjoy talking about you. Far weirder to read what strangers who don't like you think if you won't take it constructively when you could just read your insta comments
>>1912749is this for us tours? what a downgrade and the broke bitch couldn't even pay it himself kek. What's the matter goiter, you're how many years into a "thriving career" and can't buy a truck in cash? kek
No. 1913060
>>1911693Syd posted this on 10/9 - wasn't 10/10 the date she and Goiter were going to get married?
Is she seriously still hung up on him?
No. 1913267
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AWH! On todays episode of “doing anything other than taking care of my
CHIOLD” we have a private horse riding date with Sir sausage fingers. Great to hear a lecture about “logging off and getting on a horse sometimes” while posting insta stories LMAO…..I think the bad credit co-signing accusations got to him because he deleted that story
No. 1913370
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KeepMySecretions is so whiney. Is he okay? Real optimistic about his career kek.
No. 1913377
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>>1913372Maybe he’s jealous goiter is putting it in Leah’s ass instead of his now.
No. 1913552
>>1913512If you’re asking unrhetorically why some people are attracted to musicians it’s probably similar to why people are attracted to anyone. It’s easy to pick up on how being good at your craft is an attractive quality. Art hoes are attracted to artists, career women are attracted to driven men, book-smart women in school will be attracted to scholarly men. If you’re a woman into music you will probably find musicians attractive, especially if they are talented and good at what they do.
You probably agree with this unless you’re just completely black-pilled and think the average person is only attracted to another purely based on looks or money.
No. 1913645
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Layna looks so bad with short and blonde hair like she’s trying to make herself unattractive. Hopefully some scene musician picks you, girl.
No. 1913652
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>>1913645She got a BIG square head kek.
No. 1913700
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ew
No. 1915372
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Goiter is so whiney.
No. 1915706
>>1915572More like, when he does something fucked up he posts vague sad stories. But when something bad happens to him (like a friend or family member dying) he posts the specifics to milk every ounce of sympathy and attention.
I remember when he poisoned Storm and got him taken away he was posting vague emo stories all week but no one knew what was going on so farmers started tinfoiling Storm got taken away and were right.
No. 1916112
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>>1912565Remember when Sydney finally admitted to lying about having Storm to the guy she got caught cheating on Jon Jon with?
But here she is on her stories, a year later, still pushing the narrative that we were the ones lying. She has no idea how obvious she made it… but her kind of crazy never gets better. The denial only gets stronger.
No. 1916237
>>1915720>maybe if she keeps liking all of his posts he’ll notice herkek, the desperation on these girls is astounding
>>1915826oof and the desperation on the girls in this thread sometimes is too. stop acting jealous of a camwhore spending her days chasing deadbeat musicians. post proof of her being pathetic if she is actually mass liking band moids or at least wait until she gets botched before posting her pics everywhere
No. 1916438
>>1916112Ok Jon Jon
nonnie, sorry u never got dick from Goiter.
No. 1916662
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He needs a new barber.
No. 1917251
>>1916438That’s a deranged leap, but also the most normal lolcow response ever. How does calling Goiter “Jon Jon” equate to wanting to fuck him? I’ve called him every name under the sun for variety and personal entertainment. If anyone wants to fuck him, it’s you, foaming at the mouth when someone gets his name wrong. But it’s hard to believe that’s why you’re actually mad.
Stop projecting and take your meds, Sydney. He doesn’t want to fuck you anymore, so you can stop going after every bitch who knows he exists just cause you’re still bitter. You two really are the most predictable retards…
No. 1917828
File: 1698005623555.jpeg (66.84 KB, 541x584, E641189B-63B1-44D0-825F-22C1B2…)
I’ll never forgive this thread for trying to convince me this is an attractive woman.
No. 1918116
File: 1698059786748.jpeg (190.29 KB, 1170x2080, 0CBFC7CA-327B-462A-9FD6-A1F2DE…)
The single Syd glow up!
No. 1918169
File: 1698073067836.jpeg (897.22 KB, 1049x1904, 3B152236-5210-469B-8D1A-52D9CA…)
Spider head seems to be having a meltdown on his story. Almost everyday he posts about being unsuccessful and no one believing in him. He posted a video yesterday looking ragged and beat up saying “I’m dropping a song tomorrow if anyone cares”. So funny. Goiters washed up ass didn’t help you as much as you thought it would? There are hundreds of washed up scene-band singers that are actually currently selling out huge venues you could’ve latched onto and you chose goiter? The one everyone hates and won’t work with or help to get successful again? The one on his last legs? Once he milks the nostalgia out of people for a couple more tours he’s going to be more useless than when you first met him. The album he just released was a complete flop and joke. Spider head you’re more likely to gain success working as a line cook.
Spider head just remember why goiter latched himself to you in the first place. He needed you as much as you needed him. He was hoping you’d blow up so he could gain relevancy again, but you didn’t so now he is stuck where he always is, bottom of the barrel.
No. 1918553
File: 1698135178647.jpeg (618.97 KB, 1064x1890, 77DF20D6-5693-408D-AC8D-B39C35…)
Skid might take her eggplants back to the old OF.
No. 1918616
File: 1698151552143.jpeg (21.51 KB, 1290x2293, 6D78B2BC-5091-4BAC-A345-9FFCCC…)
Goiter tour started so let the cheating on Leah Vaught begin. Skid and Layna should have a cheers over not being the current handmaiden embarrassed by JC.
No. 1918639
>>1918553love yourself sidney, you've got a child
>>1918169kekkkk how does he expect to make any new fans whining every other minute about how his music isn't selling? You'd think he'd be at least following goiter's example and faking it till he makes it. what's his social media? I'm gonna listen and laugh when it when it drops. Congrats spiderhead, you'll get at least one stream today, I hope the couple of cents will go to good use
No. 1918792
File: 1698175442774.jpeg (2.08 MB, 1284x2287, IMG_9493.jpeg)
Even with that filter he looks like a piece of sandpaper
No. 1919017
File: 1698226437921.jpeg (1.03 MB, 1020x1343, IMG_2029.jpeg)
Im shocked she posted this. Unfortunate shaped head.::
No. 1919018
File: 1698226500481.jpeg (34.71 KB, 180x180, IMG_2027.jpeg)
That five head tho
No wonder she has bangs
No. 1919021
File: 1698227214465.jpeg (33.54 KB, 290x453, IMG_2026.jpeg)
OHHHHHHHHHHH….
Who lives in a trailer and is a groupie wanna be?
Skidney SquareHead!!!!!!
No job, no morals, the future is bleak
Skidney SquareHead!!!!!
She’s cruel and she’s psycho, a real life bitch
Skidney SquareHead!!!!!!
She’ll make your life miserable, just ask her ex
Skidney SquareHead!!!!!!
Skidney SquareHead!!!!
Skidney SquareHead!!!!
Skid-o-knee SquareHead!!!!!!!!!(shitposting)
No. 1919025
File: 1698230868735.jpeg (Spoiler Image,717.31 KB, 1121x918, BC2538BF-95E4-499F-902A-76DC28…)
HER BLONDE HAIR IS SO FUCKING FUGLY
No. 1919035
File: 1698232474970.jpeg (Spoiler Image,350.5 KB, 937x545, EF99DAEF-4B14-4CCE-BC93-04E9EA…)
LAYNA IS NOW FAT
No. 1919046
File: 1698233274742.jpeg (Spoiler Image,339.73 KB, 969x542, 49965790-EA8B-4FC3-8014-D7BBD5…)
LAYNA IS B I G
No. 1919055
File: 1698234540604.png (519.51 KB, 888x499, lol.png)
>>1918614"After we chucked Layna a bunch of free advertising,"
No. 1919255
File: 1698263488368.jpeg (1.53 MB, 1170x1884, 73A13835-2B55-48FA-9DC1-B3691B…)
He looks like an old shrivelled up turtle.
No. 1919297
>>1919021a masterpiece!
>>1919035Why is laynia here now, and what are you talking about, she has a very nice figure
No. 1919320
File: 1698272282188.jpeg (447.71 KB, 1290x2293, B92E7ECA-CF84-49E4-B1FF-01A4B1…)
Flexing counterfeits.
No. 1919508
>>1919476Goiters baby manlet feet.
>>1919447You have to be 18 to post here.
No. 1919544
File: 1698318110518.jpeg (74.62 KB, 1284x2282, F768BCB7-911F-4A3F-98C1-005FFB…)
Leah posted this. Take a look at who your boyfriend is, he did all that and is STILL broke. Unless this was a shot at him.
No. 1919598
>>1919596He’s doing the JC thing where he has a girlfriend but won’t post her very often so he can flirt with whores online. Moids have zero integrity.
>>1919585Before they blocked each other or whatever he was liking every single photo of hers but now all likes are removed. That’s how I know something went down and one of them got blocked.
No. 1919607
File: 1698328046861.jpeg (188.1 KB, 1170x729, IMG_2033.jpeg)
Lol “outtie” “hairy”
No. 1919609
File: 1698328106404.jpeg (894.74 KB, 1170x1460, IMG_2032.jpeg)
Looks EXACTLY like someone Layna would date. I don’t find him cute at all
No. 1919622
File: 1698328987856.jpeg (Spoiler Image,607.28 KB, 1161x1022, IMG_2040.jpeg)
Her pussy is NASTY
No. 1919623
File: 1698329034693.jpeg (Spoiler Image,400.63 KB, 1170x622, IMG_2039.jpeg)
>>1919151Yea, she’s sooooo hawt
No. 1919624
File: 1698329105422.jpeg (Spoiler Image,354.26 KB, 1068x625, IMG_2038.jpeg)
Layna sucking her toes hahaha bet those feet are nasty and dirty!!!
No. 1919630
File: 1698329762144.jpeg (Spoiler Image,55.35 KB, 600x370, 555E335B-80C5-49DD-8897-4E153F…)
>>1919625
Labia comes in all shapes and sizes. 99% of the women in porn get labiaplasty, and a growing number of women are getting it every year due to misogyny and the shaming of women’s natural bodies. I think if she keeps camming with her natural body and doesn’t get the surgery that’s a plus. But maybe she’ll be shamed into changing and that will be a loss for women. (Spoilered image is that famous labia chart).
No. 1919661
File: 1698333570995.jpeg (Spoiler Image,314.29 KB, 981x526, D521F630-0C0B-4209-844B-6ADF73…)
SHE WONT SHOW HER ASSHOLE BECAUSE SHE HAVE A HEMORRHOID KEK
No. 1919663
File: 1698333706396.jpeg (Spoiler Image,172.23 KB, 616x496, 08C88088-91FC-4DC7-BDB5-A14B8D…)
SHE’LL SHOW HER WIGGLY PUSSY THAT LOOK LIKE MEAT BUT WONT SHOW HER ASSHOLE(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1919673
File: 1698334317490.jpeg (Spoiler Image,568.72 KB, 1064x1885, 30F110F1-2710-43D4-A9F6-49BD3A…)
Skid gearing up for OF reveal.
No. 1919862
>>1919785I firmly believe it's because skid was getting dragged for her pictures up thread. Everyone laughing at her giant oblong head and then suddenly Layna starts getting dragged? It's giving desperately
triggered. Sorry about your sad floppy tits, no hips, refrigerator body, and giant head skid.
No. 1919911
File: 1698359338490.jpeg (914.83 KB, 1284x1883, IMG_9573.jpeg)
>>1919609What’s even better is I checked and JC commented “miss you”
No. 1919920
File: 1698360111560.jpeg (745.68 KB, 1170x1978, FF076846-1057-4739-A8EA-C02E5C…)
>>1919911Weird cause in September he was saying “fuck kurt” to random fans.
No. 1919939
>>1919609he ain’t cute but its more layna’s style right? like they may look good together.
also i’m sorry for
triggering some nonnies here kek wish i care
No. 1919987
File: 1698372211416.jpeg (225.95 KB, 1284x1002, IMG_9889.jpeg)
goiter defending syd in his instagram comments
No. 1919997
File: 1698373542533.jpeg (1.02 MB, 1059x1904, 3FEF794E-62B5-42D5-B092-32939B…)
JC gone for tour for 2 days and already his girlfriend is posting like this.
No. 1920105
File: 1698398770349.png (632.52 KB, 1170x2532, IMG_2053.png)
>>1919987Haha skid posted this an hour after this was posted. You can never tell me she doesn’t post or read here.
No. 1920106
File: 1698398849273.png (1.28 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_2052.png)
Sydney being weird and posting groupie flashback pics of her and lights then posting this, forever wishing she was 15 and not the mother of Jonny Craig’s CHIOLD.
No. 1920484
>>1920105tinfoil: they’re gonna get back together.
yassss syd you were always da one! please gave us some milk
No. 1920671
>>1920649…you’re not serious are you? Just because Jonny does something means everyone should do it? We don’t know her custody arrangements either, she could have full custody so no, she could not just randomly go on vacation if she’s with her child.
Some of you are really fucking retarded and don’t live in the real world
No. 1920706
File: 1698490736764.jpeg (247.75 KB, 1170x2080, C51557CD-AF2B-4F2F-9D8B-40A3F3…)
The airbrushing is insane. Looks like Adam Sandler on the cover of Click!
No. 1920876
File: 1698522157962.jpeg (109.37 KB, 1290x2293, E43641C5-AAD9-4FBE-B607-6ACFE0…)
>>1919255JC posting this while looking like a deflated balloon is perfect. Shit writes itself.
No. 1921031
>>1920703Or the kid is with you know, the other parent.
You guys wanna compare JC and Leah so badly. I’ve yet to see her do anything milky.
It’s giving bitter, jealous, misogynistic.
>>1920702She could have just been there for company, or girlfriend support, not everything is so literal, but tbh who really knows.
No. 1921117
File: 1698560315832.jpeg (742.16 KB, 1170x1172, 64F167FD-86F4-4F8E-8AD8-5D6E32…)
I’m sure the fan that posted this has some kind of Snapchat filter on it but what the hell
No. 1921120
File: 1698560584814.jpeg (243.95 KB, 1284x2288, IMG_9734.jpeg)
Reminds me of being a teenager and girls posting the most unhinged shit with a black screen onto snapchat like isn’t this dude in his mid 30’s
No. 1921239
File: 1698601411936.jpeg (613.59 KB, 974x679, ACB8D866-082C-44E1-A445-197298…)
>>1921060Local bands with 200 monthly listeners pull bigger crowds. He’s just out there dicking around, and he will never invest any profit from tour into Storm. Ever. He will always go to the mall and buy some useless garbage like funko pops and knockoff designer, until he has no money left for necessities and has to borrow from people he knows. The next shoes he buys should be clown shoes.
No. 1921302
File: 1698610822362.jpeg (175.38 KB, 1290x2293, 74443B72-DF2E-4892-B218-9645CB…)
He’s making it sound like people are complaining it sounds like shit
No. 1921492
>>1921260i really do wonder how much was paid on those flights. this is why i will never like layna (i don't like anyone here for different reasons), but she was okay with that and attracted to it, if my bf had a kid and was spending flights on me all the time for sex, i would not let it have gone on for as long as it did before realizing he's trash deadbeat and be concerned about the child.
i don't date anyone with kids for this reason kek
i wonder how many girls he's slept with already, since he can't go a single tour without fucking a random groupie in every stop
No. 1922005
File: 1698727468877.png (11.04 MB, 1170x2532, D4038BA4-78F1-43B6-85CA-346F74…)
always has something to say about a woman wearing makeup when he looks like a chewed up raisin
No. 1922006
File: 1698727687008.jpeg (1010.87 KB, 1170x1453, C98EC3BD-03D8-4482-A3F8-7D7CC4…)
>>1922005He always looks constipated.
No. 1922029
>>1921279A mom that’s constantly posting on social media, to prove she’s a good mom, is just projecting. No one needs to prove they love their children. It’s a given. Kek remember when she used to remind us how much storm loves her? As if your child is born hating you and you have to teach it to love you.
She’s not a good mom. She doesn’t have a job, an education, and does fuck all. wow her son seems happy? That’s great. Toddlers aren’t usually depressed. They’re happy just playing in dirt.
No. 1922250
File: 1698780443447.jpeg (115.49 KB, 1170x2080, C05383D5-5246-439C-B957-D34B84…)
No Skid you’re definitely stupid.
No. 1922406
File: 1698809937794.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1170x1596, 66D55037-053B-4B15-806A-29580A…)
Uh oh Leah, your special someone looks high as fuck and cozied up with groupies.
No. 1922561
File: 1698839784426.jpeg (555.22 KB, 1284x2282, 10827773-5110-4B80-B966-21AD47…)
Goiter posted syd and storm on his story
No. 1922564
File: 1698840202045.jpeg (658.34 KB, 1170x2012, IMG_2107.jpeg)
Wonder why Goiter was sick hmmm
No. 1922644
File: 1698854807152.jpeg (207.02 KB, 1067x1885, 76C0ED7E-0C75-420C-BE40-42F2AA…)
>>1922614“Need my bones jumped by you daddy”
I think they will. He must be telling Skid they’ll be together.
No. 1922690
File: 1698862379757.png (2.38 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_2114.png)
Hahahaha she looks so stupid
No. 1922692
File: 1698862429508.png (4.59 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_2117.png)
She looks like a schizophrenic FREAK
No. 1922693
File: 1698862576898.jpeg (111.43 KB, 461x617, IMG_2118.jpeg)
Lol her head is huge(pointless nitpicking)
No. 1922803
File: 1698873595765.png (963.39 KB, 1170x2532, IMG_2123.png)
No. 1922869
File: 1698884667242.jpeg (736.23 KB, 1074x1385, FE61B619-6282-44A8-AACB-ED7B54…)
Keepmysecretions always looks like a pregnant lesbian.
No. 1923200
File: 1698957339562.jpeg (334.3 KB, 1179x2096, 47AFA2F0-8AA4-45CD-AFD9-246D10…)
Goiter in heaven surrounded by sweaty men and fat Mexican moms.
No. 1923202
File: 1698957485810.jpeg (93.31 KB, 1170x2080, DA28A066-119B-4AF2-9728-FF8636…)
Skidney bidding for goiter to invite her along.
No. 1923204
File: 1698957514073.jpeg (16.24 KB, 1170x2080, 9A48A40C-9559-4057-803D-BACFF5…)
>>1923202I’ve missed the Skid vague-posting.
No. 1923406
File: 1698998935175.jpeg (220.96 KB, 1284x2282, 668CD093-DA34-4326-86A0-658554…)
Both Skid and Leah like to call themselves perfect looking, it seems like over-compensation for low self esteem. (Low self esteem is necessary for dating JC).
No. 1923409
File: 1698999467319.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1170x2131, 6CFA71D4-C2C7-45E8-A31B-5A34E2…)
This woman posted and tagged JC in a video where she says she decided to cut bangs and dye her hair black before meeting him, but it looks bad so she’s crying and apologising for being ugly. His fans are genuinely deranged.
No. 1923508
File: 1699019445270.png (9.15 MB, 1170x2532, 4285A583-D303-4F52-BC34-E13FA4…)
girls still want to bang this. yuck(posts without milk need to be saged)
No. 1924075
File: 1699141833128.jpeg (741.74 KB, 1063x1862, A976B641-7271-423A-AD7D-DDC62E…)
From Leah’s story. Where does he find these hoes that hopelessly post about him while he publicly ignores them/never reposts them.
No. 1924256
File: 1699179342015.jpeg (172.72 KB, 1170x2080, CCCFCBF9-7E45-400F-AC22-813C93…)
Skid naked on instagram in-between photos of her son.
No. 1924402
File: 1699216657013.jpeg (672.29 KB, 1284x1420, IMG_0066.jpeg)
What the actual fuck
No. 1924409
File: 1699217452835.png (448.88 KB, 1170x2532, IMG_0830.png)
Mr goits out e-begging again…. can't afford to get new phones but bragging about his fake ass gucci shoes. Kek never change goiter
No. 1924463
>>1924437his snap user is jonny_craigufm
sorry it’s so hard for you to believe miss. but man’s is a whore.
No. 1924471
File: 1699225927001.jpeg (568.06 KB, 1048x1877, A6837618-75A4-43A8-AF31-28502C…)
What happened to Skid? Why’s she a “mess of tears”
No. 1924975
File: 1699333362975.jpeg (119.08 KB, 1170x259, 671DCEA4-05CC-49D4-8F7E-1F9A66…)
Kek.
No. 1925559
File: 1699451694935.jpg (118.06 KB, 1075x595, goit.jpg)
goit sharting all over his fans
No. 1925646
File: 1699463620458.jpeg (108.17 KB, 1284x2282, 44D49837-3007-4DC9-B3AA-A0B9A0…)
1/2
No. 1925647
File: 1699463656055.jpeg (44.49 KB, 1284x2283, 1D09AB72-409A-4271-AA57-8285C3…)
>>19256462/2
Leah really reminds me of Syd.
No. 1925783
>>1924471>>1925647She was “a mess of tears” 3 days ago and now is feeling like a girl boss? No wonder even Goiter couldn’t handle her bipolar ass. She’s insane and deluded.
Skid go get a job or something so you can save up for a car to support your chiOLD since you’re going to be a single mother for the rest of your life cuz no one can handle your crazy ass.
“I don’t ever search a bitch up” but you do check lolcow, religiously. And you do search Layna up to get new cam pictures of her.
No. 1926028
File: 1699548885230.jpeg (1.43 MB, 1170x2391, IMG_0860.jpeg)
>>1925839I think layna did say that goiter told her he needs to keep his relationship private with the ongoing court case (not sure about now) and that skid did brought her name out on court one time which the context wasnt share. Kek i wont be surprise that goits is trying to keep a low profile to avoid the harrassement from skid or skid has now also moved on with Ian.
It looks like they are still together from skid's recent post, also I feel that she is posting mutliple shitty shaky gig stories of DGD to make goiter mad.
>>1925919Hi Leah kek
(hi cow ) No. 1926077
>>1925919>She’s so quietAre we watching the same Leah? Cause she’s obnoxious and cringe as fuck on ig
>>1925647Syd archetype.
No. 1926087
File: 1699557962096.jpeg (169.42 KB, 1290x2293, 5246568E-921B-451D-8FF0-19CED7…)
I’m glad KeepMySecretions knows he’d be working in a gas station and probably will be in a few years (and thats a generous time frame).
No. 1926089
File: 1699558198761.jpeg (937.74 KB, 1053x1888, 590D3921-E9F4-4425-9D32-CED178…)
That #GymBod
No. 1926090
File: 1699558321413.jpeg (225.02 KB, 1170x2080, 0A166E09-FBF8-44B6-80C0-7D5922…)
>>1926028Syd is winning and has achieved her life goals of being backstage for mid level bands shows.
No. 1926092
File: 1699558635725.jpeg (897.95 KB, 1170x1210, 54AA36EB-5458-4753-B1A7-23C339…)
I’m confused why Layna is in Miami. And why she’s camwhoring rather than… going to the beach? Or a club?
No. 1926254
File: 1699579936482.jpeg (35.07 KB, 1290x2293, DE6A8533-CE95-40D6-B4C3-03B685…)
He’s been having “come backs” for 4 years now.
No. 1926305
File: 1699586338767.jpeg (50.72 KB, 1170x194, F17712A3-3A61-40D0-B6C3-F65DC7…)
I wonder why he never likes or replies to her comments.
>>1926028I wonder what happened with Ian, she was posting heartbreak stuff for a while and they’re back together now? That’s good for them, as much as I wished for a SkidxGoit reunion.
No. 1926338
File: 1699590982202.png (511.73 KB, 1170x2532, IMG_2200.png)
Her “job” LMFAO
No. 1926787
File: 1699681226757.jpeg (285.7 KB, 1170x2093, IMG_6997.jpeg)
Wasn’t someone in this thread just talking about her lips?
No. 1926855
File: 1699698384461.jpeg (345.36 KB, 1170x2415, IMG_0884.jpeg)
Hard to not talk down to you goits when you're built like a 5'6 chucky kek
No. 1926893
File: 1699707215533.jpeg (Spoiler Image,425.54 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_2216.jpeg)
Layna on twitter. Hope this makes Skid seethe
No. 1926894
File: 1699707261151.jpeg (Spoiler Image,420.87 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_2217.jpeg)
Here’s for the troll that said recently that Layna “got big/fat”(offtopic)
No. 1926910
File: 1699713793536.png (7.9 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_2218.png)
Unpopular opinion but Leah is pretty
No. 1927117
File: 1699748409051.jpeg (988.71 KB, 1170x1757, 33F77C3C-2473-4875-9193-97C377…)
Why would he post this he looks like such a sped.
No. 1927246
>>1927198kek totally looks like a burn
victim “liking his best life”
No. 1927521
File: 1699825596349.jpeg (212.61 KB, 1290x2293, 20396452-BC8F-485F-B12B-3FC978…)
No. 1927661
>>1927659I’m confused why she gets posted like who gives a shit about this
>>1926338They broke up almost a year ago now she’s completely irrelevant to the thread.
No. 1927687
>>1927661I assume some weird vendetta posting, or goiters commune is shitting up the thread because, well, layna is obviously extremely attractive. (to me, dont infight about it)
I've wondered why mods don't curb this honestly, because the only thing people talk about on her is how "autistic" she is or how "she should get fillers/fix her hair"
Tinfoil; I think moids/groupies keep posting layna itt and syd/other groupies respond to it.
I've been here since the beginning and late Taylor days, so I feel these threads would've died or become less posted on if it wasn't for the massive amount of people that want to see Jonny finally go down or want to suck his goiter.
I'm honestly really surprised the threads have gone on this long, but Jonny really doesn't know anything other than self pity and drama.
No. 1928185
>>1927687I think the reason people kept posting about Layna was due to the fact that they would break up and make up a few times so publicly, so when they finally did it end it for good no one knew if it was for good or not because she had bashed him on twitter before then retracted her statements and went back to him. Also, people thought they were still in contact (and they might have been) since she had a personal role in his discord server.
Discussion about her never stopped because she immediately jumped into a relationship with another alt/emo/scene singer and a lot of people were questioning her intentions, noticing some sort of “groupie pattern”, especially with Kurt and her following each other and all the liking of each others posts. Something weird seemed to have gone down since she obviously blocked him for whatever reason because he’s following her again when he wasn’t for a period of time and a lot of his likes are gone. That’s the 2nd member from DGD she seems associated with/tried to get to know, therefore people itt noticed that “groupie” pattern, and probably enjoyed posting about it in hopes Goiter would read it and it would get to him.
That being said, anytime a past or current thread subject moves on or gets into a new relationship it always get posted about, I couldn’t tell you exactly why; maybe to show off to whoever the ex is in a “haha look they’ve moved on” - assuming they read here (let’s be real they’ve all read here and there’s direct proof), and also hoping to start conversations, infights, even if it’s off topic, they know it will at least get noticed even if it gets redtexted.
This is just my two cents but I didn’t even cover the schizo posting because there’s nothing logical about it to try to break down or make sense of.
No. 1928239
File: 1699949370236.jpeg (52.83 KB, 1170x195, 74D1BC3F-053E-4F7F-959D-E01A2E…)
>>1927117He likes the random “damn daddy” comments but never likes or replies to his own girl. How hard is he hiding her?
No. 1928291
>>1928185The reason people are still talking about layna
>>1926893 >>1926894 >>1926092 is because Schizochan wishes it to be. Their obsession and inability to self reflect means they will constantly post layna every few weeks in some attempt to feel validated.
No. 1928370
>>1928293If you spend any time on the actual camwhore thread you’d see that if you post some unmilky camgirls there people will usually tell you to fuck off and that no one cares to make fun of camgirls that otherwise don’t do anything milky. The camwhore thread exists for pumpy and brina pretty much, because they are exceedingly ratched and their lives are disturbing and cringe. Layna is just a girl who cams.
Unless she gives birth to 3 children and abandons them, fist fights women because of her cheating bf, or some equivalent, people will probably somewhat “defend” Layna because she didn’t really do anything. (and I’m using defend lightly because at best people just say stop posting her). There are lots of times camwhores get posted on the camwhore thread, and anons say there’s no milk, and they seem like a normal or nice person and to fuck off.
No. 1928431
>>1928293There's absolutely no praise whatsoever. Many anons have stated they have nothing against layna other than her choosing to date a piece of shit.
Like
>>1928370 said. Camwhoring isn't a thing that's praised on the farms, but it's not what made layna get posted in the first place.
No. 1928685
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Butthole eyes claiming the VIP tix are low…then why can i put 80 of them in my cart all the way to the pay stage???
No. 1929162
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He looks like wilted lettuce.
No. 1930920
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Lmaooo he posted this as the first pic
No. 1930924
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Aw leah flew out to see him
No. 1930948
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Skid’s man took her to Hawaii, and all I wanna know is why does she write like this. “The universe did a cool thing” and don’t get me started on the rest of the autistic mess of this paragraph.
No. 1931245
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I've never seen someone so completely and entirely lacking in self-awareness.
No. 1931349
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>>1930924Wait a minute, is the girl in this pic not Leah?!?!?!
No. 1931423
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>>1931422Also she posted this.
No. 1931424
Probably flew out after seeing
>>1929162and
>>1922406 No. 1932532
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No. 1932602
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It’s hard to find photos of her on her account.
No. 1932604
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>>1932528She has a boyfriend it looks like. Must be why he was asking if anyone wanted to hangout for thanksgiving. No hoes in Dallas jc? Kek even big Jess has a bf now.
No. 1932658
>>1932532this is a masterpiece, only thing that could have made it better is if it was his white grandma hair
>>1932580who? and is he open about her? could be an escort situation but it would be amusing to see how this goes. or milkless but hoping the former
No. 1932767
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Jfc get over yourself. A short time from now you’ll be WISHING that someone cares enough so attempt to sing into “your” mic.
Also is it just me or does “sorry for tapping you in the head lolz” sound like he’s gaslighting someone he actually hit to avoid a lawsuit?
No. 1932771
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Wow what a good example of a mature adult who is “thriving” and not at all salty about someone else’s success..
It takes a special kind of pathetic to try n stay relevant by making fun of other people’s music. He keeps doing it with that random dreadlock girl and now with guy fucking tang. Just let them be, Goiter. If their music is so shit why are you even bothered??
No. 1933151
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comments on leah’s new photo
No. 1933270
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Imagine boasting about fucking a tattooed fruit leather….He needs to invest in a facelift and less counterfeit 2nd hand streetwear
No. 1933557
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Behold our tiny-footed manlet in all his glory. I’m still convinced that he’s part of some tiny-foot-fetish community… it literally looks like he’s angling the camera to make his feet look smaller.
At least now he can share shoes with Storm.
No. 1933696
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laynasad she can’t pop her pussy our cuz they have company :((unsaged derail/vendetta + emoji)
No. 1933809
>>1933802so….she’s basically exactly like Syd minus the chiold. And the whore-bucks. Idk why layna makes some of you seethe so hard when she’s literally just like all his other exes.
I miss syd’s psycho antics as much as the next nona, but let’s not pretend layna is some huge cow because -gasp- she’s a college student living at mom’s house.
No. 1933827
>>1933820If she did then she wouldn’t be camming in her bedroom at her parents house with no car or real job.
>>1933809Yes. Her and Syd have a scary amount in common, however, the post I replied to didn’t mention Syd. Syd is also trash. That’s not who the post was referring to though. Next time I’ll bring them up together for you so it doesn’t look like I’m “seething”. God forbid I have an opinion about someone who lies on twitter about “getting fired” when they get caught camming.
No. 1933945
>>1933827It looks like you’re seething because you’re bringing up someone who isn’t even a calf anymore and hasn’t been for almost a year, by bringing up “key points” as to why we all need to hate her.
>God forbid I have an opinion about someone who lies on twitter about “getting fired” when they get caught camming.Kek. What a weird hill to die on. Unless she nearly killed an infant due to neglect because she craved that band clout so much, I fail to see any reason to mention her. Make a thread about her and watch how quickly it dies.
No. 1934103
>>1933270ugh he looks like jason nash
like if someone told me they were the same age i’d believe it
the man has never moisturized his whole life
No. 1934299
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Not only do I love when women insult JC but I love more when they spell his name wrong.
No. 1934362
>>1934175IIRC we were told not to cause her milk isn't enough without him. Granted layna talk is mostly about the camwhoreness but I wish when she came up we'd focus on the more interesting things like what was up with her still being a discord admin/however roles work. That's actually relevant and interesting, a nasty whore with hemroids isn't on its own. Also tinfoil but I think most talks about layna involve a spat between her and Syd. There's someone all about defending her camwhore ass from being in these threads (beyond those getting mad at the derailing and assposting, especially in the early relationship the thread was derailed when normal nonnas posted stuff) and obviously hemeroid-chana and the poster who acts personally mad about layna.
I think Syd goes ballistic and layna insecurely deflects conversations away from her and reassures the thread Syd's worse (low bar kek). Granted I can't prove any of this but some posts seem to properly like layna, not just be annoyed at derailing (could be a twitter sex "worker" feeling salty that people think whores are automatically at least minor cows though).
No. 1934441
>>1933945You obviously can’t read. I said god forbid I have an opinion, an opinion that is mine, never did I bring up points that everyone should hate her or said they needed to. I’m not trying to make anyone hate her.
Have fun policing every comment about her, begging people to stop bringing her up isn’t going to work, the best thing you can do is ignore it.
No. 1934764
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This post from Leah really could be mistaken as a Skid post kek.
No. 1934876
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>>1934866Agreed. Move on and stick to the thread topic. Take Layna to a Layna thread and go buck wild. If it get's deleted, it's because the site is lolcow, not lolhalfcalf.
No. 1935402
Just caught up on the last few threads and am shocked the Layna vs. Sydney war is still ongoing??? Some thoughts:
Layna is trash but she is not milky AT ALL. Insecure? Yes. Retarded? Yes, but she left Goiter with little to no drama so the retardation is irrelevant and self-contained. Psycho enough to self-post on Lolcow all day? Probably not. She’s too busy spreading her legs in different zipcodes it seems so I think that’s a special hell reserved for Sydney who actually accomplishes nothing all day and is a confirmed avid reader here via directly talking about Lolcow on her Instagram stories multiple times in the past and very soon after something dramatic is exposed. Layna’s only confirmed interaction with Lolcow is all the times Farmers broke the rules and came for her on Tumblr and Instagram, so assuming she reads here and wasn’t just responding to hate on socials is theory-crafting at best.
I’m also not shocked the Layna vs. Sydney war is ongoing despite Layna no longer dating GoiterCowCraig4L because Sydney is Schizochan. Here’s why:
1) Sydney has no life and needs someone to project all her self-hatred onto. 2) Layna and Goiter are still cordial and Sydney can’t stand that she blows up every friendship or relationship she’s ever been in. Goiter gave Sydney’s sad trailer park life a short burst of relevance and Layna has gone on to date/associate multiple musicians since, something a one hit wonder groupie like Sydney would kill for. 3) Sydney has a long documented history of tearing girls down for how they look, and since Layna is arguably better looking than her, Sydney resorts to blasting Layna’s bumpy asshole everywhere she can cause she knows that’s actually valid and embarrassing as fuck. 4) Sydney has the reading level of a toddler and that’s reflected in heavy Layna spergs. She’s gotten better but they’re still redundant as hell. 5) Sydney vendetta posts publicly on her Instagram about minor inconveniences and people all the time and you know that bitch can’t let anything go.
I just wish Sydney would make better use of her day by sperging more about something relevant like Leah, or, I dunno, actually spilling the full tea on Goiter?!
Don’t come for me. I don’t care enough to check in more than a few times a year. Seethe on, Schydzochan, as predictable as the sunrise.
No. 1935441
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Layna’s ex Alex posting NGL’s about their break up.
No. 1935585
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Leah posts her “boyfriend” like she’s a fan.
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(non-contribution)
No. 1935802
>>1935630I dunno. Airing out your ex’s dirty laundry once because she dumped you for a junkie musician sounds like bitter scrote behavior, but I don’t think men have the patience to keep it up this long. It’s too petty. Women are way more obsessed with stalking, plotting, gossiping, and planning against people they hate. The proof is smeared like a shit stain all over this site. Why do you think celebrity trash magazines tailor content to women over men? Why does lolcow universally frown upon scrote behavior? Lolcow is 4chan for women because we feel good when he hate on other women we deem less than us. Sure, there are scrotes among us, but they’re definitely the minority and often only here because we made a thread about them.
Not to wave my tinfoil hat around but likelihood of Schizochan being Layna’s ex over an absolute nut job like Sydney seems farfetched. She has all the correct nuts and bolts out of place to qualify as a cow, calf, farmer, and cow-tipper.
>>1935441 >>1935442
>>1935445 all seem like something Sydney would anonymously ask or say. Did we even get verified proof from “Layna’s ex” that that was her ex, or could it have actually been the beginning of Sydney’s vendetta? Was anything he shared something you couldn’t find on the internet by doing a little digging? I always doubted it was him to begin with and a good enough cover for Sydney to start dumping all the little nuggets she found online through her only real talent in life: obsessive stalking and harassing. Did she not start dating Jonny because she calculated and waited for the perfect moment to slide into his dms when the Taylor drama started? Was she not zooming in on mirrors in Jonny’s Instagram pictures while he was on tour to look for women? How many hours did she spend combing through 1000s of comments to dm and threaten women over? Why wouldn’t she wait for Alex to do anonymous questions on Instagram to ensure Layna is cut off from better band dick than her? With Sydney’s well documented and demented public history here, I wouldn’t underestimate the lengths that girl would go to torment someone she hates.
No. 1935804
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It’s funny to see Leah in the VIP line as if she’s a fan kek.
No. 1935808
>>1935802I was going to say there’s no way Skid would have known about Layna’s first visit, but an ex might have if Layna was trying to rub it in his face or upset him.
HOWEVER there was ONE farmer that said something about how before goiter ever flew Layna out he was buying shit off her wish lists and watching her twitch stream/donating to it. Skid could have been stalking his newest follows and started stalking Layna’s twitch and found him in the chat/discovered they were about to meet that way. Because how or why would a random farmer know that information from before they even met in person?
No. 1935871
>>1935585People ITT would only be satisfied if she was being a schizoid piece of shit on lolcow.
Are yall realizing yet there’s no new tea , there hasn’t been for a while, and people are grasping for straws to keep the thread going.
His girl posted a video of his show, with a large crowd, shes doing what most supportive girls would to in her position.
But that’s a problem to you, just like it’s yalls problem that some random chicks pussy is on the internet. Who cares what area code that girls pussy is in? Why do you care about anything going on here when there’s nothing to see. That’s why yall arguing about who should be mentioned in the thread. People are infighting about which ex’s are relevant or not because this whole threat is irrelevant. If there were tea, yall wouldn’t be focused on people who are no longer in the picture. Dude is doing the work to improve himself and yall have completely lost all excitement in your life.
Might be time to look in the mirror, if you have one in the cardboard box you been posting from.
No. 1935892
>>1935846Absolutely. To this day, no matter how much she tries to play the mentally stable thriving mom on social media, she’s still a 30 year old woman child who’s completely dependent on her mommy, baby daddy, boyfriend, and my tax dollars to support her because she refuses to take responsibility or do anything for herself.
>>1935866>>1935871>>1935874Cool samefagging. If “this whole thread is irrelevant” why the fuck are you here and acting so pressed, writing novels and wking midget man like it’s your job? Close the thread and stop
triggering yourself idiot.
No. 1935915
>>1935899I noticed Leah calling out "haters" on her story as well.
Regardless of what
>>1935871 says I think this next chapter will be nice and milky once Leah starts getting actively treated like shit by her "special someone".
No. 1935926
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KEK he can’t be serious
No. 1935953
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>>1935926I’m sorry but I can’t think of anything but this old gem anytime he shows off his nasty little toe sausages. Some things never change.
Leah, can you get your manlet some socks for christmas? Thanks.
No. 1936064
>>1935866>>1935874see
>>1935622 then go back in the threads for when he was solo touring without well known bands.
No. 1936289
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pickmepickme
No. 1936606
>>1936528same way anyone finds lolcow I’d imagine. if he was a fan of JC at any point he could’ve googled him and found the thread. if his ex started dating him he might have wanted the validation and to see strangers making fun of said ex.
I couldn’t imagine insecure Layna wanting a handful of anonymous women making fun of the way she looks and acts.
No. 1936805
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Leah’s story.
No. 1937273
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>>1936805Damn. He went from Goiter to Dewlap. That double chin is getting out of control
No. 1937353
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lol someone’s been reading the thread and making sure we know she moved out.
I thought she just answered a post about having to pay no bills that’s why she travels? How is she living somewhere else and not paying? Guess her new guy is funding her
Must be nice to not have to ever grow up mentally or learn financial responsibility
I believe Alex when he said she had a lot of baggage he couldn’t deal with, Layna is a child who wants to lay around naked all day helping gross men get off who can’t get pussy in real life(retard)
No. 1937454
>>1937342fiery doormat is a straight shot to being abused and blaming yourself for "initiating". I'm kind of worried for her, especially because I fully suspect goiter has started using again and he's learning the extent of her lack of self-respect by cheating publicly with at the very least not enough pushback to need to lovebomb and hide it for a bit from what we're seeing. I hope the milk in this relationship doesn't reach horror cow situation again.
>>1937353it's so gross she cammed at her parent's house until now. I cannot understand the mentality of camwhores. At least they don't have to live with that anymore. Also does anyone with a discord know if she's still linked with goiter there (I think it was a discord group at least)? prob not cause she lurks but I'm curious
No. 1937487
>>1937353see
>>1934876and you've convince me your syd because only she has the stamina to post this woman over and over.
No. 1937503
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>>1937487and layna’s previous slide is an anonymous ask about why she was in miami, something very similar to what an anon mentioned to her ex alex on his anonymous asks earlier this week:
>>1935445 >>1935442
they could be different anons but i think it’s too close to ignore the possibility of it being sydney. i’m certain it’s her.
No. 1937715
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Is he drunk
No. 1937727
>>1937353>I believe Alex when he said she had a lot of baggage he couldn’t deal withAre you that ESL anon? It was clear he was saying he was the one who had a lot of baggage and trauma to deal with in that ngl
>>1935441 plus she’s been gleefully running off with other guys while he’s been breaking down on his story. I wonder if she’s NPD like goiter…
No. 1937764
>>1937575Why the fuck would she live in 3 different places within the past few months? that's not how leases work. This doesn't add up
>>1937727How the fuck is that clear? It could go either way.
Sounds like Layna or her one fan that wants to suck her asshole is doing damage control, making sure our "facts our straight" aka giving out information that wasn't obvious
No. 1937767
>>1937764i think that “facts are straight” anon was a troll because she was still streaming from her parents house until that story she posted yesterday. or maybe they’re a lost/confused newfag who didn’t know it was her parents house because sometimes she would say “roommates” instead of “parents” during her stream.
- a nona that does in fact watch her streams sometimes looking for milk
No. 1937855
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>>1937767Exactly. She was living at home in late October, didn’t move out until very recently.
No. 1937856
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This has me dying kek , it’s obviously Kurt Travis . lol she’s too embarrassed to show how much she listens to him since obviously something weird went down when she blocked him. She used to post his songs on her IG posts but she frequently archives photos on her profile, not sure if you can remove songs
No. 1937858
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Bruh Layna looks EXACTLY like Chelsea here it’s freaking me out
No. 1937859
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“Never sees the light of day” = constantly exposed for hours on end from multiple angles, daily, to show off to strangers on the internet. Got it.(ban evading sperg)
No. 1937860
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Lmao what a bipolar freak. Never change, Skidmark
No. 1937865
>>1937859Light of day clearly means sunlight, not light emitted from a screen you autistic fuck.
>>1937718Exactly this kek. Layna is boring and irrelevant as hell. The only thing milky about her is her hemorrhoid, and still not as milky as Syds eggplants and failed onlyfans attempts
No. 1937924
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He always buys their affection. He does the exact same thing girl after girl. Saged because not really milk.
No. 1938036
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>>1937924>"spoiled or cause I'm good?"neither, here's the lovebombing for cheating this tour. Should have seen what it was and asked for more
>>1937724it's also unimpressive when you see how low energy most of the crowd is. and it didn't look like anyone knew the songs cause some of the people bobbing along didn't really know when the music would flow and the rest were mostly just drunk swaying or jumping aimlessly
No. 1938076
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Kek
No. 1938247
>>1938036Yup. Alot of the people there probably felt like
>>1938076 having to sit through goiter Karaoke before/after seeing the band they like.
No. 1938295
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>>1935585He reposts random girls tagging him but never repost Leah’s dozen stories at his show, but she relentlessly tags him.
No. 1938533
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so jonny got a beamer anyone know what year it is or who he scammed to get it? also where’s his piece of shit red car?
No. 1938534
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No. 1938554
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This reads like Goiter asked that himself…
No. 1938555
>>1938533I love it when he flexes because it’s always within a few weeks of him begging his followers for free shit…
>>1924409Case in point.
No. 1938556
>>19385331. that’s a Mercedes.
2. it’s definitely leased. Probably not even in his name. Because going from a shitbox Acura to a new Mercedes is unlikely.
No. 1939309
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>>1938533looking more into this, the C300L is sold exclusively in China. So Goiter or some other retard has shoved an "L" on the end. Kek, quite fitting really. In China the L is a sign of prestige over the base model. It's about a 16k second hand car, about $350 a month. To Flex such a car is cringe.
No. 1939444
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>>1939309>the C300L is sold exclusively in ChinaYeah, you literally cannot get this car in North America. He most likely went to a shady dealership who stuck an aftermarket badge on the back to upsell the car to an uninformed idiot. The sales man probably told him “L” stood for luxury (it doesn’t in this case). I guess it worked. Good think he bought it outright and didn’t lease it…
No. 1940036
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goiter really loves an Aliexpress splurge
No. 1940093
>>1940036Kek, you know he will go off when he finds put through
tha haterz that he got ripped off.
No. 1940193
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Nice illegal mod, Goiter
No. 1940199
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>>1939309The photoset and caption this screenshot is from. What a retard to admit he’s been driving around unlicensed his whole life and after his friends recorded him behind the wheel of his shitbox breaking down. I’m sure the state would find that really responsible if they knew he’s potentially driven his kid around like that. Please enlighten us again how it was your addiction that made you make bad choices lol
No. 1940861
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Is this an edited picture of Taylor swift? I’m sure using her image without permission on a cover of an album is not legal lol
No. 1940941
>>1940819Step 1. Screen Record
Step 2. Trim and upload
No. 1941180
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Leah story
No. 1941265
>>1940766Oh those! yeah cool during a race but seems pointless normally. also wouldn't that be so annoying in a city? I figure he'd be changing gears all the time starting and stopping. Especially in LA traffic
>>1940819for future reference (and maybe in the next thread op?):
https://dumpoir.com/v/jonnycraig4lthis lets you see and download instagram posts/reels/stories without an account
>>1940861it depends on the license of the original photo but I doubt cobweb brains figured that out, he thinks the inability to keep a girl is hilarious
>>1941033>>1941180Despite the fact that he's dressed like the fall guy for a future robbery, he looks better here cause you can't see his face. he should try this more often
No. 1941698
>>1941180she is so retarded. what is there to show off ti people? what are we supposed to be impressed with? no nice body to look at, no face showing, just his hands exposed. im starting to think she will blossom beautifully into a cow. she's really doubling down on letting the world know that's her man and he has yet to post her once.
also he fucked multiple girls on this past tour.
No. 1941699
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>>1941698Nona he posted this of him and Leah!
No. 1942052
>>1941730what is there to be jealous about? nevermind the fact that i've had multiple opportunities to hook up with this POS and turned them all down, he's had a different girlfriend every time he tried to get with me, it's no secret that he's a serial cheater and as unfaithful as it gets. the people itt know.
what i commented was facts. you can barely make out who is in the picture, there's no tag, no shoutout to leah, no kissing or romantic pose (and there never has been). he hides her to look single. this looks like a picture with a fan.
No. 1942074
>>1942052A lot of what you said is facts; i.e. he’s a cheating POS, but he has posted her in his stories a few times even in the last few weeks so maybe she really just doesn’t care if he hooks up with other people
We have to remember that we don’t know what their relationship status is but to me it doesn’t seem like he’s hiding her rather just not fully stating he’s with her.
I’d bet they aren’t even actually dating andwe just assume they are, but why? kek
No. 1942329
>>1942127i have so many questions for you. would be willing to answer?
1. Perfect Girl - He says this about every girl he's ever been with, what is different about this time?
2. Peak Career - He's playing tiny shows as a solo act, and club veneus when touring with 3 well known bands. Explain how this is his peak?
3. Getting Sober - If this is the case why is he still acting like a degenerate? Misogyny, driving illegally, fighting with people online, not seeing his son etc etc?
4. Why is the standard of acceptable human so so so fucking low? A baby poisoning ex junkie doesn't get a "glow up" arch just because you say so.
No. 1942353
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having a tattoo with good line work with all the other blown out shit on his body is funny
No. 1942354
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someone won’t give him money?
No. 1942376
>>1942373birth control and abortions exist, so i feel nothing for anyone who let this dude form another spawn to be uncared for and unloved by a worthless father. it’s sad i guess but you literally none of them
had to have his baby
No. 1942380
>>1942376yup. and are unable to explain what it is they like so much about him. he's
abusive, ugly, a junkie, horrible online, inbred eyes. But cus he sang on an scene album once people think that constitutes good grounds for breeding. kek. THAT LOGIC lol
No. 1942481
>>1942127you're not the first girlfriend he's had after getting sober. you're not even his first choice.
he would still be with she who shall not be named if she didn't dump him for being a POS. guess you'll learn the hard way like every other girl.
No. 1942567
>>1942127Instead of facing reality- that you’re dating an
abusive washed up has been that has a more established hater base than fan base- you’ve deluded yourself into thinking we’re all jealous of you because we want to fuck your disgusting sausage fingered midget man? You are actually insane.
calling it now this one’s gunna be the next fiancé, she’s the perfect mix of stupid, naive, and crazy No. 1942927
>>1942890>saving for Storm’s collegecome on, he is not from a “saving for college” background and neither is Syd
which is fine, hopefully Storm will figure it out and either learn a trade or go through community college if that’s what he wants
No. 1942932
>>1942890What's even better is that since he was likely scalped and tricked by the L, he's probably gonna get screwed every time he takes the car for a tune-up or fix. knowing his cracked out ass I doubt he's gonna put in the time to learn how to maintain the car or do the basics like oil changes. He strikes me as the kind of guy to be tricked into buying yearly winter tires for a winter season in a city that never snows nor ices up.
I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall when he bought this car in the first place
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>>1942932haha same. i bet it was one of these "ohh goiter i know a guy who can hook you up". he already got sold a fucked honda that's sitting on blocks somewhere. the dump valve is such a penis-problem modification to throw on a stock base model auto.
No. 1943452
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>>1943319Leah’s story. Goiter is showing his colors and is bored. He cannot have a long term relationship, it always starts breaking down about 6 months in.
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??? So destiny went from his cheating to wife to a cam girl!? Now we know how she’s been living in Miami. I dont get this at all lol(derailing)
No. 1943535
Anons that know Leah, is she a druggie? What did she do to go from looking like this
>>1911013to this?
>>1911023 No. 1943553
>>1943550she wants to be internet famous, to get those followers up, to get noticed by other men with lots of followers (she claims shes bi but strictly dates ugly men). remember she had like 500 followers when she started dating jonny, now she has like 12k, idk how that happens, but i dont think she cares if she's talked about in a bad way, it's notoriety for her, more people to follow her out of curiosity, she wants to be an e-girl cow so bad, she even bought a cow costume lol.
i really do wonder how much of her followers are fake
No. 1943561
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She wasn’t kidding
No. 1943574
>>1943566i'm sure it will make the people who don't want her posted in this one happier. idc when she's posted but some people do.
maybe her and destiny can have a joint thread?
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Such a successful musician lmao
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>>1944628ooohhhh Goity boi, you never fail to entertain. is this his chinese-oligarch arc? when's the aliexpress range dropping? kek
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>someone
This nerd spends more time on lolcow than any of us do.
No. 1945179
>>1945085Big boy pimpin got a son and this is what he spends his money on? This kinda retard behavior is what makes me wanna a-log fucking Hard.
He poisoned that kid with fucking fent, everything he does should be making it up to storm. Instead this fucktard is blowing money on China car and China car accessories. Fucking retard
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>>1945085Kek would love to see an Initial D saga, I hope he wraps it around a tree
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>>1944628>>1944750>>1945085He should buy a cheap AliExpress knockoff badge of the C-pillar ornament next so his Chinese luxury larp will be more believable.
No. 1945330
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tinfoil but taylor's new twitter bio "tummy ache survivor", jc's thread is titled "sore tummy edition", this bitch is still fixated on him
also in her recent youtube vid she uploaded just a few days ago, she talks about a random ass package (that has nothing to do with that video) and lets us know it arrived on 10-18-21 (jc's sober date). she emphasizes this date and repeats it again to make sure we know she ordered a random ass package on 10-18-21 then goes back to talking about her neglected frog that she keeps in a plastic bin (his legs are bent backwards)
anyways just two random weird details that struck out to me, she will always be obsessed with jc, some people in her thread even think she's skinwalking she-who-will-not-be-named with her new haircut and short bangs.
No. 1945340
>>1945085Take notes nonnas — modding an old AUTOMATIC BASE MODEL merc is “winning”. Bleak.
Also goiter, if ur reading this, which we all know you are, please please please street drift your automatic car it is SUCH a good idea. Prove all of us haterzzz wrong n show us how much ur winning.
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I love how the kid wanted nothing to do with that useless tiny g-wagon. He’d rather run around in the puddles. Like a normal child.
No. 1945342
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It’s so cute that goiter can finally share a wardrobe with his son kekekekekek
No. 1945347
>>1945327nayrt but you're rather naïve if you fully believe that. especially given the suggestive evidence he is still using at least on tour
>>1945342the kid's poses are so depressing. so glad he only has the kid for a few hours so they're not stuck too long around daddy trying to buy their love and show them off
No. 1945440
>>1945330taylor fixates on her past with jonny because she's done absolutely nothing with her life since her heroin addiction began but i think she misses her former way of living more than she actually misses him. if she wanted to get back with jonny so badly, there's nothing stopping her. her youtube career is already pretty much dead and most of her audience has left so she wouldn't deal with nearly as much outrage as she received in the past whenever she was caught in a lie or did something shitty. her parents are massive enablers and have let her rot away in bed for years while continuing to do drugs and whatever else she pleased under their roof. jonny treats women like they are disposable so it's not like any of his relationships have ever been an obstacle. if taylor misses anything about jonny it's doing drugs with him, having her own home instead of living with her parents, how popular she was and how much money she made while they were together, and all the drama that their relationship entailed. that is what she obsesses over and wants back, not jonny himself.
tl;dr if taylor truly wanted to get back with jonny it would have happened by now.
No. 1945647
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Yes layna. You gotta have absolutely no morale (or not live in reality, be a brain dead whore, ect) to think your life is “winning”. Stay winning by whoring yourself out online for money. Stay chronically online. Thousands of gross old men have seen you naked. Your nudes are all over the internet next to your name by a simple google search. You don’t do anything in your life except lay around playing with your pussy all day either on camera or with some fugly man that you have no longterm intentions with. The only reason you were finally able to move out at 27 is because Destiny is paying for your apartment (like he did with his ex Melina). Most people in here think you’re winning (over syd only but that bar is LOW) but you have no morals, no self respect, no lips, no tits, no ass, no education or plan for the future because no one wants to see you camming in ten years at age 37. Your pussy already looks blown out and unless you get labia surgery it’s going to look like a fucking wizard’s sleeve in ten years. Wtf are you going to do with your life? Just go into porn already, it will pay well and you can fix your labia and your hemorrhoid and be financially independent. Fucking an ugly piece of shit just for his money is not cute, goals, complete financial independence, or “winning”.
Btw does Destiny have a thread here since I know (and don’t care, these mods don’t deserve respect) I’m going to get a ban for posting this? He has more than enough material to warrant one. His KWF thread is over 500 pages.
This man is a pedophile, hits on minors, says incest is okay. Whoever said only fucked up brains date other fucked up brains is right. I can’t wait until she catches serious feelings and he tosses her to the curb and cuts her off or better yet, gives her every STD under the sun since he only does open relationships.
Best part is people on KWF said he slept with porn star Mia Rose who has herpes. I pray every night he gives them to Layna. Or maybe he’ll physically beat her like he did with his ex and she’ll learn that way. She’s trash. She’s arrogant. She’s never been a good person. Just good to this thread’s standards because of the psycho mess that Syd was.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1945664
>>1945647>Btw does Destiny have a thread here since I know (and don’t care, these mods don’t deserve respect) I’m going to get a ban for posting this? He has more than enough material to warrant one. His KWF thread is over 500 pages. He doesn’t have a thread here but he could 100% easily fill one consistently with retarded drama. I swear every single month he’s in a huge retarded online war with someone.
>Best part is people on KWF said he slept with porn star Mia Rose who has herpes. I pray every night he gives them to Layna. Or maybe he’ll physically beat her like he did with his ex and she’ll learn that way. Kek unhinged.
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DONT FORGET TO GET A CAMEO FROM A 40 YEAR OLD RAPIST FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!! GOTTA MAKE THAT CAR MONEY BACK TO BUY MORE RITE-AUD DISCOUNT TOYS FOR CHRISTMAS
No. 1945811
>>1945465see
>>1937900she's winning on
triggering you tho kek. take it elsewhere.
No. 1945885
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>>1945811>>1945849kek, thankyou. now back to business!
literally just getting started goiter? you've been saying that since like 2007, when will "getting started" end and shit actually happen? kek
No. 1945924
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>>1945085I can believe he financed that piece of shit. These models always get super cheap after 50k miles because they fall apart and the amount of money they bleed is insane. People trade them in for something else so some crackhead can larp as a richboi.
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The coldest he will ever get is vague-posting about a non-specific person and incident and the only people he ever has physical altercations with are women.
>>1945924He also won't spring for a covered outdoor parking spot in his apartment complex so hopefully it will hail or a tree will fall on it soon. I can't imagine he even has insurance.
No. 1946006
>>1945944You can’t drive off the lot without the car being insured in California. He supposedly just got his license so I imagine his rate is insane along side the type of vehicle he got. He probably has to get his insurance through some sketchy insurance broker kek
California’s rates are high compared to other states, even when your driving record is immaculate.
No. 1946198
>>1945924he said it wasn't a lease, so he either bought it outright or financed it. either way he's paid/paying for a depreciating asset that will likely have mechanical issues. i'm still confused about the "L" badge and the Chinese Communist Party flags kek.
also modding a base model NPC spec car with bolt ons is asking for trouble kek.
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Can we still post about skid? She’s too hilariously delulu not to. I love when she uses her stories to document her every brain cell movement. Earlier she posted the fact that she cut her hair an inch… dafuq
No. 1947511
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God this is fucking uncomfortable to look at. So..does this dude know he’s in a relationship with skid, or? He never likes/comments on any of her shit, from what I’ve seen. And I don’t think she’s ever explicitly called him her boyfriend..?
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>>1945465looks like he’s been reading here cause he posted this story and has another cat in it too.
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You wanted cheap-lookin reps with horrible fitment? You got it bud! Well done.
(inb4 goiter posts on his story claiming they’re not reps lololol)
Also, coilovers?? For that car?? Mk. Save yourself the embarrassment and just get lowering springs dude.
No. 1948121
>>1948064Goiters Shitty Car Mods Dictionary:
coilovers = adjustable race suspension, very bump and umcomfortable on normal roads. almost unbearable for long distance.
BOV/Dump Valve/Blow off Valve = the "sneeze" sound when the car changes gear. used on manual race cars for a real reason, used on auto road cars for vanity.
Intake/Induction Kit = the air intake on the car, designed to take cold air into the engine. after market intakes installed (without a tune) will likely soak up hot air and cause the car to under perform and lower the MPG.
reps/rims = fake cheaply made and incredibly unsafe wheels. can crack and cause accidents, especially at high speeds.
C300(L)/CDM = the Mercedes C300L is a Chinese Domestic Model and thus isn't sold in the USA. goiter's likely to have been upbadged. Goiter has also posted photos of a Chinese Domestic C300L with a plastic bonnet and Chinese Communist Party flags in the window.
"RICE" = rice is "race inspired cosmetic enhancement" and is used as an insult for what people like Goiter do to their cars. basically sticking on plastic bits (usually lower quality than OEM).
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someone busted goiters back window
No. 1948599
>>1948545>>1948412I amend my previous statement:
When you want to move so you can stretch out your little footsies and not for your son even when living somewhere with senseless violence
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Anyone wanna help goiter not spend what money he has and take from your own pocket to make his “whip” , I mean “hobby” look more like trash. I am embarrassed for whoever would give him a cent for saying this.
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No. 1948664
>>1948280Fucking MEGAKEK!!! i just laughed and scared people at my work.
He's such a fucking boob
No. 1948776
>>1948623Ummm WHAT. I thought he was “winning” and we’re all haters and couldn’t deal with it…? But he’s too fucking poor to even put cheap mods on his AUTOMATIC hoodrich “whip”? (Sorry but ppl calling vehicles “whips” and wheels “rims” is a dead giveaway that they know nothing about cars.)
Also lol at when Goiter says “everything I do is for my sonnnnnn” — oh ya? Are these white eyesores you call “rims” also for your son? Ffs.