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The Basic Rundown:>Jonny craig has a well-documented history of drug abuse and physical/sexual abuse towards his exes. pretty much any woman he comes into contact with, he influences in an overwhelmingly negative way>before his relationship with Sydney England, he had a toxic and drug-fueled relationship with and helped with the downfall of pettuber & fellow cow Taylor Nicole Dean - jonny is her so-called abuser, though it sounds like they were equally toxic in their own ways>after Taylor was forced into rehab, Jonny made it seem like they were going to be back together ASAP. as soon as Taylor broke up with him in rehab, he got with Sydney and started bragging about her, then got her pregnant immediately. >enter SYD, Aka sydsosmall/minnieskins. overdramatic groupie clout chaser who got pregnant with jonny’s heroin baby because she was feeling “old” & felt her biological clock ticking… totally mentally stable choice>since syd gave birth there has been a steady stream of milky shit/stupid drama, warranting her and jonny their own thread, though now they’ve separated, so their threads becoming separate may be inevitable. until then… >Goiter continues his delusional behavior. Cheating on Layna before love bombing her back into submission.
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New Milk:>Goiter continues to prove he's completely void of nuance or self-awareness. Continues to pose like a Dollar Store sports wear model >>1721599>More proof provided via the comments on one of goiters latest interviews >>1725361>Goiter poses on instagram with what looks like rent >>1727864>Goiter and Layna have fights and break up like they have the mental capacity of a wooden spoon. Vague posting begins >>1728833>Goiter flexes a bunch of other bands crowds as his own at a popular emo night >>1730002>Goiter talking the big man >>1731409 after starting beef with a well known cow.>Goiter takes a bath in shit, puke and piss. >>1731427>Copies and pastes a photo of his son to virtue signal >>1731868>Goiter and Layna break up finally >>1732084 Layna spills milk >>1732109>5 mins later, Goiter has love bombed Layna back into submission after cheating, and drags her to his moms house.>Schizo-chan continues on their tirade of personally invested vitriolic shit which no one is interested in.>Goiter talk incoherently about his choild >>1739432>Goiter shows his age by being a bitter broke old man and hitting out at others doing exactly what he'd be doing if he had the chance. >>1741447>No new news regarding his pending felony charge for child endangerment except that he's doing parenting classes so virtue signal that he's doing about 1% of a normal parents role. >Ex band mate of Jonny follows Layna post breakup, sparking questions >>1749641>Layna confirms schizo poster to be Syd >>1754625>Syd retaliates with a slew of harassment >>1757057 >>1757058 >>1757068 >>1757097 >>1757098>Confirmation Layna still cams >>1758416>JC on a misogyny arc post break up >>1760131 >>1764476 >>1764854 >>1765999 >>1768017>Anons find Layna has a role in JC's server, assuming they are back together in private >>1766301>Retarded schizophrenic spamming of camwhoring ensues.>JC tattoos his sons name on his face instead of being a decent father and person >>1766818>JC buys a piece of shit car with his vast riches >>1768200 >>1769210
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Kek nice thread nonnie
. Got a chuckle out of me
thank you nonny
, you did a great job
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JC sure attracts some weird schizophrenic people. >>1769525>>1769529
Kek why do you hate this dumb camwhore so much? Are you her ex boyfriend or something?
The irony is goiter poisoned her baby, abused and injected women with heroin…. Layna at most has been a stock boring cam girl.
Love that Syd thinks Layna is the one who deserves dragged through the streets. Not the rapey, junkie, pedo, scamming, baby poisoner.
Jonny could yeet storm into a river and Syd would still go after Layna for breathing.
Schizochan… I need you to open your eyes and realize Jonny is below both of them
in reality kek
Ahh yes, the creepy, rapey, pedo, scene-junkie who scams his fans, sexually abuses women, drinks, gets arrested and pumped fent into his babies veins…. yeah you're totally right, so much above her league.
FUCKING OUTSTANDING RETARDATION
Lol like a abusive
, fat, dead beat dad, washed up has been is above anyone I don’t think so. He’s ugly scum inside and out. He should try to spend time with his son instead of lurk this thread
Do you ever stop and think for 3 seconds that you are a complete fucking retard?
I'll run over your family drunk in my car and then demand sympathy because I'm an ex addict and now well spoken?
Staggering retardation levels.
my sides. Stop wking this faggot. I really can’t wait for you to slip up and reveal who you are… unless… jonny has been posting this whole time wking himself and posting Layna’s butthole pics..
Jesus titty fucking christ.
Is this how people think these days?
Kek for real. I wonder what friend of JC this is. Or better yet if it isnt
Syd, what fangirl who wants this piss-smelling man? Jealous that Layna and Skid are prettier than her and got picked over her?
imo Syd is on the same level as Jonny, she let Jonny poison her CHIOLD and clearly still
simps for him. shit mother, shit people overall
BIG THINGS TO COME, INCOMING HOT GIRLFRIEND. EVERYONE GONNA BE SORRY.
Do you hear yourself? haha shut the fuck up
Tbh I don’t think it’s Skyd rn. I think it’s a male fanboy posting >>>/meta/53102
to derail on purpose. Just report schizochans posts.
Kek. Technically she talks about/posts Laynas butt hole more than she speaks to her own child. And simps the man who almost killed her child.
It's a wild wild world kek.
And how is JC not a nasty bitch? You can read the threads nonny
Its funny that, as much as she “despises” this site she has warped it into a tool to collect arguments for custody, stalk the shit out of Layna’s asshole, and self post terrible selfies to stay relevant. Shes learned how to post and pan evade as well. Skid does not deserve custody. She deserves a straight jacket and no wifi. Its so pathetic, she needs to touch grass.
If only we could see the full scope of her obsession… imagine how many non-related people shes stalked and obsessed over since 18. All this energy and none left over to fox her eyebrows or take meds.
Wasn't he just as sober when he started dating Layna as he is now? Kinda ruins that whole sperg about getting the hottest one yet. I know its just bait, but its bad bait thats not even accurate except for Skid.>>1769600
I hope you got tested and are going to therapy to learn to love yourself more, anon.
I doubt it. And I doubt she'd
be trying to hide too.
Exactly, which I don't know why you'd want
to show that off but then again I'm not broken enough to want to get with someone like Jonny in the first place.
I'm not convinced the sperg is a new girl, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't hope so.
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Probably just one. maybe, and thats a big maybe
2. Unless the brain damaged girls thirsting for BBP are here and in that case there are better looking abusive
junkies they can go after since they're into that.
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lelayna caldwell exact hemorrhoid location kekkity kek kek kek keeekk
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jonny’s ex room mate/chauffeur got the crappy “u fail me” tattoo covered up
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Kek she’s really moving through the DGD singers ain’t she. Groupie hoes all the same.
Ew, disappointing of Kurt Travis. He was the “good guy” for dgd fans since Tilian and Jonny are both gross. I guess he likes random fans? Unless she’s been talking to him about Jonny “being a toxic
relationship” for her or something. That’s how the men in this scene are I guess.
I know! I thought Kurt was chill. I'm seeing a trend here. People really wish to become colostomy sacks for ex-DGD members cum?
Goiter (ex-DGD) - Syd
Ian (worked with DGD) - Syd
Goiter (ex-DGD - Layna
Kurt Travis (ex-DGD) - Layna
How are you surprised? Like if they were ever once friends with Jonny spoiler alert: they’re probably not a good person.
I’m not sure why your fan worship makes you think that you know these people or what their intentions are but I can near guarantee that if they have ever associated with Jonny they’ve turned a blind eye to his bullshit at some point. Jonny didn’t just wake up as a bad guy one day. Turning a blind eye and not holding other men accountable is culpability.
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Kurt Travis has gf. any of you would know that if you took less than 3 seconds to look at his page. you’re all going after syd for being crazy but your acting just like her
>he liked her selfie??? omgggg he’s must be dating her!!! what a monster!
seriously get a grip
we all know this, it was already posted on last thread.
also having a gf/bf never stopped anybody.
I agree with >>1770386
Even just following her is weird. I don’t trust Kurt in this tbh. I think he let everyone being against Tilian and Goiter for their allegations get to his head or something. It’s retarded too that he’s clearly liking her selfies because it shows he’s interested in groupie whores
One of the drummers in Kurts bands, Joseph Arrington got kicked out (or “left the industry permanently”) midtour last fall.he deleted all social media too.
Blog but I ranted about this in the confessions thread today about the skeeze
and doing more reading into it, the drummer was major creep to me, but
to a lot of young fans while being married with kids.
Just goes to show you, they are all greasy creeps just waiting to be caught for shit like hitting on instagram fans.
Dont trust any of em.
Wtf Im usually on mods’ side of things but you’re right nonny
. Guess mods like seeing Layna’s butthole too.
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Trouble in paradise with Skid and her bf?
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Love how this idiot posted his whole car plate of his shitty car.. hope someone key it, break his mirror and thrash it when they see it around their neighbourhood
nona…love yourselfI say this because I had a bff with a ginger-man fetish and they always were stinky weird manchildren. must be the bullying
I will say fuck men hit the wall hard. can't we give them the wall? people shilling leo and george clooney as hot also get the wall
not alogging I promise, just hypothesizing a better future
really? I won’t judge others’ tastes but he really does look bloated and gross there too
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My pussy is throbbing
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does he think this is in any way attractive or appealing kek
Every time I see him shirtless I am reassured all these women have to have such self hatred
and low self esteem to flirt… let alone touch him. Hes ugly, gross, and smells like cat piss with a personality to match.
All these women need to respect their pussies more and hold higher expectations for dating. Washed up and aging terribly, yuck
Couldn't agree more, anon.
I know mullets are the style right now but god damn he should have left that one alone. Hes white trash though so I guess its fitting in that regard.
It’s giving white trash turbo aids.
Glad to see he got a haircut that matches his 1999 bucket.
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JC stays posting gross “thirst traps” to reel in more women with low self esteem instead of spending time with his son who now lives in Sacramento. Sad.
She looks like mr potato head here. The angel bites aren't doing her any favors.
Sad Jonny only uses his son to try to look like he's a decent guy now but it ends at social media posts.
I never expected anything better from him, but he and his white knights love to insist hes "sober and changed". This proves at least the latter isnt true.
Heres a tip Goiter: Even if you're sober, it doesn't mean that much and wont last unless you're actively working on yourself and becoming a better person. Usually with a professional. I have absolutely 0 hope of you ever taking that advice though so I'll continue to watch you be an embarrassing piece of shit.
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Kek is JC drunk? He posted this on his story a couple hours ago.
sadly, trashy couples see kids as commodities to be used to barter within a relationship. They plaster the poor kid all over social media to enhance their own online image. That is so so so so sad. I really do think these goldfish brains plan anything and instead react like retards to every situation involving an ounce of critical thinking.
He wont get a visa, he will just be a “tourist”. I agree with the tinfoil. However, Stalker Syd will be stalking his actions and this thread, so shes ready to report it.
Ive said it before, but she leaned so hard into posting here and stalking him and any girl he interacts with. This thread is the tool to use in court against him in every way. She gets story ss and he gets a call from his PO.
Sounds like a classic retarded goiter move. The UK promoters all work for fairly reputable companies so wonder how they will navigate that.
I didn't realize you could apply for a Tourism Visa whilst under court ordered probation/parenting classes.
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Baiting a reaction from skid?
I know I’m in the minority when I say this but Skid has a boyfriend. I doubt she’d care. I think she was only triggered
over Layna since that was soon after their break up, Skid was single and the wounds were still fresh. Then Skid just held a grudge because it’s Skid.
sometimes i think i expect a lot from people being posted on lolcow so maybe shes really self posting and other shit but i get called syd frequently just because i got and unpopular opinion on topics so anons got a hate boner for her too and shit talk for what happened like 2 years ago.
i hope she got help and is taking her meds, maybe she did it because it was part of the agreement to get Storm back or something.
when they first split and syd was acting all careless about her son i thought she was going to leave him and live her life so its nice to see that at least one of his parents is close.
In order to travel to the UK with a criminal record you need to apply for a Standard Visa.
If he enters the UK to work "cash in hand" and doesn't get a Visa for his criminal record, he will have HMRC and border issues.
there’s something called “gaslighting” and i wouldn’t believe a word coming from Ginger Shrek but Layna turned out to be a liar too.
but i believe in him putting the crazy ex narrative to hide his bullshit.
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Sorry y’all but in the car community, an automatic, front-wheel drive, 130 horsepower, BASE model ‘99 integra shitbox is some sad pathetic shit. An engine swap?? On a car that he paid maybe 2k for ? Ya ok… I mean I’m all for it please proceed this has goiter written all over it
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Here’s the full vid btw. It’s bleak, be warned.
Also tag yourselves nonnies. I’m cobwebhead’s wizard sleeves when he pushes the dead car off the road
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Samefag sorry— after I saw the integra shitbox nonsense I realised this parody is literally BBG—the typical Honda douche. The “hahaha’s” at the end send me.
(An integra is a luxury Honda fyi)
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smelly boi goiter out here looking like a sex offender with his public masturbator knit wear and gentrification haircut. looks like he's about to swap you his fake gucci sliders for a bump of coke.
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Nah the vid is just the car breaking down in the middle of the road while our Honda bro goiter was trying to drive it (you bet it’s automatic). Then they all push it off the street into some parking lot. What a flex. He’s on top again for sure.
from a year ago? we are having a nice civilized discussion nona there’s no need for that stick to be on your ass>>1774979
ewww he looks so gross and like 3 years late
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Nta but Syd has years of documented psychosis. She’s been civil online because she has pending felony child endangerment charges. A quiet year doesn’t mean she’s suddenly changed and it’s weird that you believe that. >>1774979
Kek he looks like the autistic photographer from the movie Orgazmo
I don’t need to tag every retarded response when you stalk every comment waiting for an answer, you saw it girl, chill. Idk why it matters so much to you that I don’t think he’s going to prison for this and that CPS isn’t going to creep up outside their windows every week. It’s fucking facts, CPS SHOULD do the things you say (and I’m not even disagreeing that I wish they would here) I’m just saying they won’t because this is small beans compared to most of their other cases, they don’t have time, lack employees/genuine care, and they certainly aren’t trolling back through years of lolcow documentation. To them they’re like >Learned of domestic issue>Had reason to test child for exposure>Exposure to fent confirmed>Charge parents>Insist parents complete parenting/safety courses and test negative for drugs>CHILD RETURNED
If CPS did surprise visits (which again, I doubt in this case- yes they’re able in life but in this case I highly doubt) it doesn’t matter anyways because STORM IS BACK IN PARENTAL CUSTODY.
Some of y’all get the weirdest hope boners for JC getting locked up for life lol he’s a fucking wasteful useless embarrassing fool and Syd is spectacularly retarded, but if they test negative and courts show improvement, none of that matters.
I’m literally on the same side as you I just don’t think he’s going to be stalked by CPS.
imagine your lawyer asking you to not be a retard. i can almost see it play out…
Lawyer - "To keep your kid you need to act like civil adults and use a little common sense"
Goiter - "I ON GOD THA ONE 4 REAL BE ON MY GUCCI SHIT IN THE AUTO ACURA"
Syd - "WHO SAID I CARE ABOUT LAYNAS BUTTHOLE?"
sorry for blogging but i have seen a lot of goiters and syds in my life, even some laynas when those goiters bring them along, i used to work on a family court and i live on a third world country and they all seem to have some online feud, shit talking and come’s and go’s so since they’re always quick to tell “but they’re harassing me on ig!!!” that’s one of the first things they’re told by their own lawyers even prior to court because all that public shit talking can be used against them.
i have seen some really fucked up syds i would love to tell you all the stories and how similar they are but this kind of couples and cases are so common (not the fentanyl shit we dont have that here yet kek)
i agree - and here social services/cps really try to “rehabilitate” parents to keep the family together or the kids with the parents. so as long as they stick to all the check ins mandated by cps, it’s easy get your kids back. despite the pending charges the children can go back with the parents as long as cps seems the living environment doesn’t pose any threats anymore. so most likely this means jc staying relatively clean (clean piss tests during check ins), and limited contact/no longer together so there’s no more domestic disturbances between them. cps can show up unannounced, but they normally reserve that for families who are actively abusive
also as a jdm carfag i’m shrieking at his pathetic run down acura. engine swap for what tho lol! on an automatic. and it’s clear he knows nothing about working on cars. he’s just going to be one of those obnoxious dudes in a honda hoopty with a loud exhaust for no reason. makes sense it’s registered out of state, no way he can get that registered in CA legally so he’s fucked if he gets into even a fender bender, insurance isn’t gonna help his ass.
Ya actually I agree w you, he was prob planning to get a new transmission too.
Even so, that thing is bone stock with the topcoat peeling—to make it look half decent he’d need new suspension, new wheels, a paint job, new seats that don’t smell like cat piss, etc.
AND ALL OF THIS WITH WHAT MONEY? the millions he’s gonna make on his world tour? Actually I can already guess what he’s gonna do, he’s gonna post more “ayyyy any mechanics wanna work for free for THE ONE” stories until some sad clout-chasing clowns hop on this train to nowhere. I bet you he’ll also try n get people to give him free parts.
I’m actually enjoying this idiotic Honda goiter era, I love that for him.
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What is BLT? (her caption)
mmmk as delightful as that image you just painted is, after 20 years of heavy drug and alcohol abuse I seriously doubt goiter is even capable of getting his little shrivelled candy corn to stand up…let alone "shoot hot loads of rope".
And no, a can of silly string doesnt count, BBP.
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Does this mean she’s part of the clown orgy with her constant self posting and layna butthole spurging?
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Lolcow isn’t even close? What does that even mean.
I’m surprised it doesn’t say
She’s just mad we call her out on her schizo posting and acting like we have no idea what we are talking about. Even tho we figured out they lost custody of their kid despite the fact they denied that fact and lied about it constantly. Saying we have no idea what we are talking about cause her son totally loves her and lives with them and had a bookshelf.
Doesn’t take a genius to add 2 and 2, skid.
Telling on yourself is not a good thing; you just confirm your terrible selfie posting and skidzochan posting.
Get a life Skid; take your meds.
Who’s the 3rd player? Did they take poor storm bowling and turn it into a “show up the haturz” photo op?>>1776852
Bacon lettuce tomato. So profound.
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“Full room”? There’s literally 10 simps at the front of the stage and then a row of unimpressed people leaning against the back wall.
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DO NOT DENY HEEM YU GUISEEEEE
To paraphrase his ebonic rant: “don’t play with me and my slits for eyes because a few dozen people were at my show”
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Can we just…
I feel like this unhinged chick and the large dude beside her pretty much sum up Goiter’s current fan base kek
If you leave your child with an alcoholic who is drinking constantly and drunk, and that child gets hurt or dies, you are responsible because you willingly put your child in danger. Leaving your infant in the care of a using junkie is no different. She knew he was on drugs and using yet left their infant in his care. There was a mom in my area who was charged with endangerment when she allowed grandma to pick up her toddler from school while intoxicated. She hit a post office box and got stuck. Baby was fine but mom was also charged because she knew her mom had a problem. >>1777663
I don’t think her bf is even there bowling with her kek
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Pure autism here but I'm familiar with the venue he was at. From point A, which appears to be the person in the last row of the people around the stage, to point B, which is the people hanging out closer to the bar area, there is a good 15-25ft of space. The turnouts at this place aren't always great so ofc they have everyone crowd around the stage to make it appear full. That is not a full room by a long shot.
i like to believe that people can get better and get their life back, i have seen it plenty of times and im impressed that she got custody back in a really fucked up situation. she must have done something good, right?
guess thats about the amerifats life.
I think deep down he knows his career is over but he uses that to manipulate whichever female(s) he’s talking to into thinking he has anything to offer.
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He gets more and more hideous with every story he posts
I would have loved to have seen the unhinged poo flinging between this woman and Syd.
“He has a cHiOlD you BITCH you’ve ruined our perfect little family!”
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Special Education class photo.
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In Layna's stories, I'm glad she sees it now.
You left out some important stuff nonnie
- crazy af baby momma who will obsess over your butthole
- ‘99 Acura that doesn’t run
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I know we joke about the Mexican mom fans or whatevs but why must they bring innocent children into this!???
you're right, thanks for adding. maybe the white tongue issue too haha.
Kek to be fair she doesn’t look Mexican.
God he looks like a creepy child molesting uncle. This is not an isolated thing with goiter I’ve noticed this trend with the mustache, pedo glasses and mullet. Just why.
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“Jonny said I have a fat ass sooooo”
This applies to her too though. Zero self awareness>>1778351>>1778403
-ventriloquist dummy teeth he swindled out of an ex
oooo this is fun!
- Undeniably broke but lies about it constantly
- On Vivitrol
- No drivers license, is almost 40
- Lives with multiple roommates in a dump of an apartment in glamorous Sacramento, again is almost 40
- Bingo Wings!
- limp dick
- talks like a 14 year old wanna be tough guy
- Will spoil you rotten with $300 Yeezys and act like he copped you a lambo
- Dresses like a teenage YouTuber circa 2016
- hEs Up NeXt tho
- Is such a massive piece of garbage that he's burned every bridge in the music biz, an industry that is notoriously forgiving and enabling of horrible behavior. Plays to overwhelming crowds of 20-25 remaining fans maximum in half empty suburban venues
M A N L E T
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it will be up to 3 after next week in new mexico, tiny venue will be absolutely loaded with moms
correct, it ain't enough. to convince anyone of a real "come back," you have to do more than 2 dive bar shows in a row.
"Enough" would be:
- Seeing your children, both.
- Stop being a retard online.
- Attending your parenting classes and shutting the fucking up about it.
- Learn to use basic grammar.
- Not abusing, scamming and injecting people.
- Spending less time in jail and court.
- Stop flexing small amounts of cash and save it for Storms future.
- Moving out of your cat piss trap-partment.
- Stop hanging out with lobotomized retards like Mayor of Spooky
- Stop dressing like a sex offender.
- Get off social media and be a role model for your kid
But no goiter old boi, 2 dive bar shows have not redeemed you.
It would be amazing if Skid ran with the kid. I'd want to rip my hair out if the father of my child just used him for photo ops for instagram but never actually acts like a father.
She would never do that though because it's a smart decision.
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The girly ass pose he’s making kek
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Kek anyone want to race goiter to be a washed-up junkie who poisoned their child, living in an apartment with 8 other dudes in your late 30s?
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Tbh I’m glad he’s got his rancid tongue hanging out all the time. It’s his only method of birth control at this point.
I’m thinking you stopped developing at 15… both mentally and physically.
But go off I guess.
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Is he seriously trying to take credit for this because 50 people didn't have anything better to do than go to his Fresno show on a Sunday evening? Why is he sitting around checking Emarosa song stats kek what a fuckin mush brain.
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it’s actually quite impressive how well people like JC can fool others into a false reality. kick ass dad? sure jan kek.
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Keek she looks like a blow up doll. Suits him for sure.>>1780811
It's crazy how his fans are just unphased he had this whole family arc and now he's just ditched his kid. Does that not ring alarm bells to these people?
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She looks more like a terrifying combination of all his exes
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The vibe that I get from inside this sad little van is that they all hate him.
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Mmk. Admit and own up to all of your past abuse towards your exes, fans, and band mates instead of blaming it all on addiction.
Let’s start with that.
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Kek asking random fans if he can stay with them.
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Can't exactly put my finger on it but I think Layna is so fucking ugly,weird looking. Idk if it's her lack of upper lip, or her face in general (she looks retarded) cue all the "fuck off schizo chan" posts or whatever but I think she looks special Ed.(derailing with autistic nitpicking )
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That’s because no one else wants to be around him KEK.
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not shopped when compared to candids
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If you need to cope by insisting she must use a face altering filter in her cam shows because you can’t accept the fact that she isn’t ugly, you are too emotionally invested in this boring retard.
My bad. I was assuming you were >>1781923
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cobweb somehow lost a backpack full of everyone’s mics and sound equipment. said they all can’t do anymore shows without it kek.
you’d think JC would be able to afford $3400 to replace shit since he’s BBP
>>1782600>the clowns and JC have to stay at strangers homes on tour>they party and pass out >wake up to missing 3k in gear>in their 30s, not teens
If only JC was actually
sober he wouldn't have to resort to ebegging for shelter, equipment, sex, and fans who show up for “shows”.
If only the thieves stole the ipad full of lyrics kek. So fucking pathetic goiter.
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Idk y’all. this totally smells like another scam. Crowdfunding for money now? Without even explaining what exactly happened? And I’m only saying that bc BBP is involved. How long until ol’ goiter starts begging for money? Even tho he spends ALL OF OUR RENTS on shoes every week.
Poetic justice. Or… the tour was such a flop that they don’t wanna finish it and are trying to bail whichever way they can.
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Goiter reports (I’m paraphrasing):
- someone stole mayor of spooky town’s backpack
- they found the thief on Facebook marketplace (the day after he stole the backpack..)
- they “scared the fuck out of him”
- they’re “handling it” and “waiting for them (the police) to get us our stuff back”
- everything is peachy
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What looks like 6 police cars arresting a guy for stealing their backpack
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Just kidding! Send us more money bc we’re broke ass fools who pretend to make a living doing music.
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DEAR LATINA MOMS PLS SAVE YOUR MONEY AND ENERGY YOU WILL NEVER GET IT BACK.
>>1782718heroin needles on the car
"look at those heroin needles"
wonder if goiter is salvating
>>1782723>our bag and gear is unrecoverable
If the police caught the guy and got one piece of the equipment back that seems suspicious. I’m definitely getting grifty vibes, especially because they’ve been begging
for a roof over their head. I know we joke about Jonny being broke but he must actually be tight on cash if they’re threatening to cancel the rest of the tour if they can’t get enough donations to replace their equipment. I know there was speculation about it but between their personal expenses like fuel, food, hotels and now new equipment, there’s no way this tour isn’t a money pit. >>1782812
no the irony is hilarious. almost every dumb ass sound cloud rapper is ‘ACAB’ ‘FTP’ “i live for the streets” until they need the the police’s help kek.
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HAHAHAHA KURT FLEW HER OUT
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I’m surprised he’d actually be interested in goiters sloppy seconds. She probably bought her own ticket since she’s been camming but does make ya wonder who she’s staying with, and what’s got her “melting” kek
The bar is in hell for her that Kurt Travis is considered an upgrade. An ugly, 40 year old, fat, divorced, past his prime emo singer rocking an outdated aesthetic who’s an equally short manlet. Quite the upgrade. At least he doesn’t have kids this time.>>1782997
What is the purpose of cultivating a long-distance camwhore much younger fan of yours as a friend at all, let alone when you’re in a relationship, and not even taking into account she’s the ex of Jonny Craig? Okay, so he probably doesn’t know she’s a camwhore. But why would he want her as a friend at all? This man doesn’t have and can’t find any friends his own age on his same level? And sorry to say it, but his girlfriend is uglier than her. Layna liked a picture of her so surely they must be just friends! Kek. As if Holly Conrad didn’t like any pictures of ProJared and Heidi together lmao. Or as if that Alex homewrecker didn’t like any photos of the Try Guy she fucked and his wife together. Some of you are so naive.
she’s already flying home so it seems like she just flew down to catch the show. its easy to spot the crazies in times like this because they’re the ones getting ahead of themselves making wild assumptions and stating them like they’re facts, anon posted>KURT FLEW HER OUT
and that’s a straight up lie, they completely made that up
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girl tell us
Nonnies itt are notorious for telling on themselves for being as, if not more unhinged than syd. Every picture liked, follower gained or any tiny interaction is a piece of some delusional puzzle and they’re all master detectives. Like the nonnies who said she was going to America to visit JC even though she didn’t say that at all >>1781622>Aw Jonny misses the only girl who would let him fuck and Layna misses being his doormat.>They're still talking, but anons don't want to accept it.>Go! You can hang out with Layna
that lot seems awfully quiet now…
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someone pls translate.
does he mean "support" as in an opener for a headliner? Goiter do you still not understand that people just don't wanna be associated w you because you're scum?
Also rt filling a 350 capacity venue is nothing. A local punk band brings those numbers. Do you even remember what it's like to play a real venue? actually prob not, you were high af
Kek I'm at the Dallas show rn and there's probably 50-70 people in here. Doesn't look packed and it's a small venue…>>1782920
Fellow DFW anon, did you end up going to the show? Goiter is performing old slaves songs rn kek
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I wasn't lying. Quite the "turnout". There's mainly older people here, like 40 and up lmfaooo
I like how you shot the area that was blocked off from the crowd.
Even better is the part when you paid your own cash to watch people perform so you could feel something other than your own gangrene. Keep hating them where it hurts, by giving them money(wk)
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His large smile but just empty vacant eyes are scaring me.
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love that he’s begging for money and his cash app references a luxury car he would never be able to afford. >>1782948
lmao i just know jonny is seething just as much as syd is about this >>1783295
the delusion is so strong. and the entitlement. how does he not get it through his drug addled brain that he’s washed up and nobody really gives a fuck. >>1783357
this sounds personal >>1783382
maybe she’s just low key tryna get under jonny’s skin bc she knows it’ll bother the fuck out of him since he seemed like a jealous insecure bc from the start
It’s ok newfag nonnie
, just get all your unsaged shit out of your system, we’re here for it.
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bump don’t scroll
I think the dumb camwhore is a star fucker for old warped tour bands kek. Wonder if she was the typical Canadian emo kid pissed off she couldn't ever go down to see the tour or any shows cause she was too young and stayed hyperfixated on those bands years after they're no longer relevant or good (arguably many never were) instead of getting over it. Now she's making up for lost time years after their prime. I hope the Kurt thing is also some trashy way to get back at Jonny considering their history and the odd timing, but if Jonny doesn't take the bait then it's probably the end of the real milk with her though. She can enjoy camming while thirsting over washed up scrotes who'll use her for a lay or two before screwing the next groupies >>1783403
On this site we mock ugly moids, also considering the scene I would be surprised if he didn't have a bunch of skeletons in his closet
still here ladies and uWuchans
kek kek s t a y keekeek m a d kek kek f a g g o t kek kek kekers kek kekking(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Exactly. Why buy an international flight just for a concert in Seattle instead of waiting for him to come to Canada? Must have been a VERY special concert. Yes, he has(?) a partner but she might not be on tour with him. (Also that pic of her on his IG is from January 11th, its possible they broke up). Almost everyone in the music industry cheats on tour. Who did she go with and where did she stay at? Things that make you go hmmm.
She hasn't posted a selfie with a friend so she could have very well went alone (people do go to concerts alone all the time) and maybe stayed the night with him and his friends at an Airbnb or hotel or whatever.
There's something fishy about this, the whole "melting" tweet. Melting for whom exactly?>>1783192
Which brings me to this, I don't think she has any "tea" on Goiter cuz nothing is holding her back. She already spilled a lot of tea I doubt there's anything else to say, and it's not like anyone is in the way of her doing it. I think this tweet is about Kurt. That's why she can't say anything.
Idk, I'm just not convinced she paid an international flight, round trip, concert ticket, possible alcohol and merch, food, Uber from the airport, to the hotel, to the show, (unless Kurt scooped her kek) and paid for a hotel room? To stay in alone? Assuming she's alone since no one else was tagged in the story of her announcing going to the usa or the concert story. She normally takes selfies with people because it doesn't seem like she hangs out with people too often. Understandable, gamers usually prefer online friends. But yeah idk. Another possible reason we weren't spammed with selfies is so she could keep this trip kind of on the DL. Smells pretty fishy in here, and no it's not from TND not showering for months this time.
>>1783792>Why buy an international flight instead of waiting for him to come to Canada?
He didn’t have any Canadian tour dates and maybe she didn’t want to wait years for him to do another tour>its possible they broke up
Doubt it. He posted about her on his story maybe 2 weeks ago>Who did she go with and where did she stay at?
She’s 26 years old. She can travel alone and rent a hotel by herself. >maybe stayed the night with him and his friends at an Airbnb or hotel
Just because she travelled alone doesn’t mean she HAD to stay with him and his friends, there are other options. >There's something fishy about this, the whole "melting" tweet
If I saw my favourite band I might also tweet melting or something cringy like that, it’s not that deep. >I'm just not convinced she paid an international flight, round trip, concert ticket, possible alcohol and merch, food, Uber from the airport, to the hotel
Clearly you’ve never seen her cam score, there’s no reason she couldn’t afford it. >Smells pretty fishy in here
No, it really doesn’t.
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Still can’t go on stage without holding a drink eh BBP? Even if it is alcohol free, still a beer. just a matter of time now.
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They really put up a barricade in front of the stage…for those 100 clearly rowdy and out of control fans (??)
have you seen the past posts in these threads? Goiter attracts some real psychos and he knows it.
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Sageing these because I don’t know how relevant she is to the thread anymore anyway but I’m interested in this series of events.
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Looks like Skid is moved on and all about her guy
lmao. love the part where you say layna being in seattle alone = she must be staying with kurt. that’s a very logical and mentally healthy conclusion to make from a tiny piece of information. i think youve cracked the case nonnie
I’m not layna, your tinfoil post was just a cringy schizophrenic nightmare kek>layna wore a black shirt and kurt also wore a black shirt once so that obviously means they fucked
Like you sound properly insane.
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Why would someone who's blocked keep checking back to see if they're unblocked? What a fool lol the only smoke he has is billowing out of his broke ass car.
>>1783923>same people trying to save me
And ya fr if someone was previously blocked how would they even know to go and see that story. Full fucking retard.
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God their van “content” is bleak to watch. Half of it is just grandpa’s tongue.
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someone flew her out or she at least met up with somebody there. i hope it’s kurt just because that’d really fuck with goiter kek
why so pressed, did you really needed to prove point x point? >>1783970
so Layna Cow Upgrade confirmed? now we can shit on her all that we want? i thought nonnies were crying to stop talking about her
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these crusty fucks:>>1782723
Also these crusty fucks:spend “donations” on clothing literally the next day
Man their fans gotta be the dumbest fucks out there. Imagine donating to these fruits n then watching them buy “your rent in shoes” 24h later, n then just thinking it’s fine. And continuing being a fan, like??
Yeah but then Jonny would have essentially two threads and the same shit would get posted in each one. I've agreed about her being a calf in the past but after recent things coming to light… Her letting Goiter manipulate Syd to keep her hidden and her being okay with it, swearing up and down that he was sooo faithful, faking a breakup or whatever the fuck happened, having a meltdown and airing his dirty laundry on Twitter just to take him right back claiming it was a misunderstanding, her going back to him to visit his mom that even she knew she'd never see again all in the name of Yeezy's, the sudden super groupie energy she's giving to make Goiter jealous (if it's working I love her for that). Her claiming to be millennial but talking and acting like the most woke gen z special snowflake ever. Autistic cam girl who totally has the highest camscore of all time. Rated X videos of herself alllll over Google and the internet (decent body or not id be fucking mortified, legally change my name and move to another part of the world. Her cringe camshows showcasing the constant state of filth she lives in. Camming from home when she lives with her parents while her little sisters are down the hall sleeping. Lying about having a job and tweeting about getting fired (that was seriously fucking strange, who lies so easily and casually like that for no reason?), Lying about being in classes, turning 27 this year with seemingly no accomplishments, no direction or life goals other than sporadically making $200 when she feels like camming once or twice a month… Her sudden and sus interest in simping a taken musician who appears to be entertaining it. We got enough content to work with to start a thread. I've seen way more boring threads tbh but I don't think hers will be. I have a feeling it will be pretty active. She was kind of private in the past but her profiles are public now and she's been more outspoken. She will get more milky now that she's dated Goiter she thinks she's hot shit or something. And even if she privates her profiles multiple anons are following her. If no one is willing to do it, (I don't blame you) tomorrow I will get on my laptop and figure out how to make a thread. It won't be retarded or vendetta ish, it won't be a stan thread tho. I'm just tired of the infighting from both sides because it's wasting space and derailing from the actual milk. If it's not made anons will continue to post her here anyway and that rabid stan will swoop in to defend her for the billionth time, and it will just be the same forever repeated cycle of the same bullshit
What retards. And even more retarded fans kek.
Side note but it’s actually so sad that goiter would make these sad posts about missing his son and what not, and now that his son is “back home” JC is just a completely absent father, wasting his money on useless brand name shit. Posting that for clout, posting random groupies asses, etc. Do his fans not see how weird and messed up that is.
I don't know Layna at all other than this thread. She has a thanksgiving photo up on her page of her and her sisters that I won't post bc minors.>>1784024
Tbh I started a new medication last week and I'm trying to get used to it. It makes me feel a little cracked out. You're right tho, I'm gonna work on condensing my posts, I apologize
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Jesus Christ, are you drunk or something? It's painfully obvious when you post. Try to blend in a little more next time sweetheart. You think simply because you're anonymous you'll blend in amongst actual farmers, but when you leave super hostile, defensive, or detailed replies like >>1783808
This one, you completely blow your cover. Newfag posts stick out like a sore thumb, add that in with personally invested, passive aggressive replies, it's super easy for longtime farmers to pinpoint who it's from. These weren't even your only replies tonight. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Kurt or whoever the hell you flew out to fuck, but calling anons retarded isn't going to help the drama in your love life. Maybe go do another stream, or five so you can make back all that money you blew on a lousy Kurt Travis concert/Seattle vacation. I'm trying to help you out here so you don't keep embarrassing yourself.
Nona this one >>1784036
and I'm not Layna kek. Can't speak for the other one though.
This. The bitch is not that interesting. And >>1784097
is a schizo and doing the weirdest projection about not blending in since this anon >>1784024
called them out on samefagging paragraphs KEK.
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If she was the one defending him itt I'm shook that she'd post him on main after this >>1780678
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I love this for him.
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Dating him is certainly … a choice … for someone who identifies as feminist and a women’s rights activist
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Also she looks like a different person in every post
>>1783808>Clearly you’ve never seen her cam score, there’s no reason she couldn’t afford it
Ok so what is it and translate to non whore so we know the amount she's actually making and not "oh she's ranked lower than me and I make tons" like we see in other threads about "cam scores". Speaking of though, funny how many anons actually believed she quit when she said it>>1783821
It's funny cause a lot of alcoholics avoid or are at least encouraged to not touch even the non alcoholic stuff cause it can cause a bit of a psychological "buzz" (especially if social drinking) that can feed into the cravings or escapism again until you potentially relapse. Not that I actually think he's sober, he is at the very least one of those "weed doesn't count" dudes
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jesus christ go outside.
you 'tinfoil' dissertations are mostly made up from super unreasonable speculation and hold no water. how do you even have the time or care enough to write all these out? get a life. its hilarious that you attempted to call someone out for samefagging after getting called out yourself. >>1784029
hopefully the new medication you're starting is psychiatric, because you're losing your fucking mind
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Their comments on this picture.
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I wouldn’t be cracking up if my man was doing this shit not even a week ago>>1780678
All these women are the same, they have no self respect. It’s like being publicly humiliated is their kink. >>1784370
Before I saw the name I thought this was Jonny’s post, she types exactly like him.
i dont think shes a banned topic tbh someone posted the butthole pic without context so ofc they deleted that.
if schizo chan was smarter enough would come up with a summary so other farmers could catch up.
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More like big boy pimpin himself out to lonely truckers for size 5 designer sneakers.
Seriously who gets out and walks on the side of the highway like that lol
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Girl stand up…
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I’ve never actually looked through his tagged photos. So far I’m not disappointed.
I don’t understand what this threat even is. Just attempted insults in their IG comments?
Do they understand that normal people will just roll their eyes and go on with their day, unbothered? Fucking god complexes over there.
"I wouldn’t be cracking up if my man was doing this shit not even a week ago"
i don't mean to de-rail but could you elaborate on this? i'm in dfw and i want the tea
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Barf, why was this necessary?!
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Why is Syd sad-posting? She should be cackling she’s the hot ex gf now.
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Miss Dallas Teen Usa 2007 keeeek a former beauty queen for JC. It looks like she spent her winnings on McDonald's then.
she’s probably sad that she’s not in the smelly van diving across America with her 11:11 soul mate. idk what it is about this ugly midget that makes him live rent free in his exs heads>>1784237
genuinely shocked it’s not another significantly younger, black haired alt girl. her style sorta reminds me of Taylor’s before she went completely off the rails.
That pool of young girls is drying up quickly for goiter kek. Even with his weight loss and "come back". Love that he had a one off chance with a quiet docile idiot, but wound up with another barky chihuahua. >>1784339
are so Syd-like.
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While currently only skim milk, she is quickly escalating to full-fat. No pun intended.
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Not that other anon but did Skids out of curiosity.
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(tried hers with the same program for continuity)
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I don't know how accurate this site is because I doubt Tay bought 100k followers, it might pick up dead/empty accounts as bots. To me her and Layna's accounts show the most organic following.
Sorry for the autism>>1784601
sparked my curiosity.
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She has absolutely nothing going for her and from the few social interactions that have been posted here she seems like a nasty bitch
. Can’t blame skid for not caring, I wouldn’t give her the time of day either.
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I wonder who’s putting it into her head to “stay low” kek.
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LOL Goiter could neverrrr
Hilarious how just the other week he was bragging about "two sold out shows back to back". Two… out of entire US tour dates. Bahaha
I swear when he posts before a show on his stories "VERY FEW TICKETS LEFT, GRAB THEM BEFORE THEIR GONE" it's literally never true. Imagine having to fake flex to impress people LOL. He tries way too hard to prove how 'succesful' he is.
Jonny definitely reads and posts here too, all the lame ass once in a blue moon posts trying to tell us off with wigger grammar is definitely him. But I already knew the three of them did that, I was just wondering why lol. But it brings me joy that this thread bothers them. If they weren't such garbage humans they wouldn't be posted about. You don't think Taylor posts in her own thread? Idk if she does but she for sure reads it, not just this one. She makes it way too obvious, anytime something new is said about her she immediately sperges novels on her story "just clearing some things up!!!">>1784923
LMAOOO I NEED to see this, where did he comment that at?
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Big Jess kek. >>1784996
Wow she really DID bring the smoke didn't she. Sharing a screenshot of a message request, ouch, that had to sting. Sit the fuck down Mama June, go charge your phone.
KEK. I love you bitches. Happy to see this thread thriving again finally.>>1784522
Um… Wow. Barf. Thank you for spoilering this because his nipples are seriously creeping me out. He's looking full on geriatric. That is a grandpa torso.>>1784975
Looks like she deleted it, wish I could have seen it. Lmao not her thinking she's the shit cuz she's dating the worst human being on the planet. I haven't caught up with the milk yet but I went to her Instagram and she's physically attractive. How the hell did he pull her? And what on earth is she doing with Grandpa Craig? She's got to be a cow, there's no other explanation. I love when Goiter is in a relationship, I'm excited for the milk. This girl seems like a cow already. Homegirl needs to get checked for STDs. I went to the Austin show and two girls in front of me in line to get in told the guy checking tickets that they were on the guest list. Does she really think she's the only girl he's gonna try to fuck on tour? I hope she's super jealous and psycho like Skidmark. It's what he deserves.
Anyone else having problems with the mobile site? I use Google chrome and not all of the posts would show up, no matter how many times I refreshed. I downloaded the edge app and same issue. Now I'm using a private browser app now and it fixed the issue. Sorry if this has been mentioned already, I haven't had time to read the last two days worth of posts. Gonna do it now tho cuz this bitch looks sooo milky.
they’re narcissistic and obsessed with themselves. >>1785004
lmao i was thinking ET chest
idk about new girl being physically attractive tho. all her pics are shooped to hell and she looks like a different person in all of them. the pic of her and goiter she looks rough as hell without pancake face. best of luck to her tho, toxic
hoes love drama and attention
kek. yes haha. Tilliboi was a silliboi, and goiter (with a x100 worse track record), was groveling at he sidelines thinking he was finally on a moral par enough to be considered. goiter trying to singing the tillian back catalogue would be hilarious though.
the boy aint right.
I guess it’s too hard to just ignore it and move on like an adult. You can tell she has sub zero emotional intelligence, especially for a 31 year old. >>1785004
We got a new admin and after the site was handed over it got slower, especially loading pictures. In meta they said they’re working on fixing it, but apparently they can’t even find what the problem is. if you go to the top of the thread and click “expand all images” they load in all at once faster, it takes a few minutes but that’s the only kinda solution I’ve been able to find. >>1785009
It was already posted yesterday.
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Well she certainly has a thing for ugly men.
I bet it was their first time meeting in person and they fucked once and took a bunch of cringe couple pictures and she just decided they're in a relationship without even consulting him. They didn't even spend more than a day and a half together, he had to travel to his next show. Goiter doesn't want a girlfriend right now, he has a bunch of tour dates left therefore more groupies to fuck. Maybe after tour he'll want one cuz that's when he gets all emo on his stories and reality sinks in that he's old and alone kek.
If they are indeed dating, it's gonna get pretty milky once she finds out he has a groupie to fuck in nearly every city.
big jess, you say you are a feminist, yet you are dating a misogynist. You say you are a women's rights activist, yet you are dating a man who injected and abyoosed his exes. You say you are for equal rights but are with a man who removed his kids rights by doing fent around him.
You can't say you are anti-nazi if you date the Gestapo kek.
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Oh my god. He got a tramp stamp of Storm's birthday, KEK. I'm fucking dying, his son must feel so honored!
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which one of you is the cowtipping retard ?
she’s enjoying it, she’s not like the other girls
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So when he inevitably relapses, he doesn’t have to look at it. >>1785076
Of course he was.
my vote is for Jess. >I’m just trying to find out what happened then I’ll leave you alone
why would anyone care about the details about why they broke up other than his next victim
. She’s trying to get the scoop on him being a cheating psycho.
I sort suspect it’s this anon >>1784013>>1783792>>1783986
Who was in here a few days ago typing long weird paragraphs about Layna. They didn’t get what they wanted here and everyone started calling them crazy so they went right to the cow.
>>1785500>The goiter multiverse
It DOES feel like a soap with recurring characters at this point.
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Does he not get embarrassed posting stuff like this?
They might have relied on the venue's backline and only traveled with breakables (read cymbals). That's not unusual for small bands and venues/bars.
But not something you'd see for bands "making a big comeback and selling out venues guys!!!!" kek
She likes men who make her look better than she actually does, so it makes sense she went after goiter. Has some notoriety, is a self proclaimed "bad boy" with a placative false recovery story.
I just want to point out here the GOD AWFUL shop job done in this photo.
The door frame in the back is warped
The shadow from the frame is warped
There's discoloration surrounding her legs
One of her legs is a whole ass different size than the other
The shop job caused disfiguration in her shoes making her look bare foot even though she's in heels
None of this is milk, I just wanted to point out that she's not as good at shopping her photos as she'd like to think she is and we see right through her. Especially because after reading thru here I'm 90% she's in the thread based off vinacular, grammar and spelling used in some of the comments in thread.
& even if she's not, we all know for a fact goiter is - I wonder how he feels about the fact that he's dating a literal cow that's just as horrible at shopping photos as he is. What a joke, kek
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What…. is even happening here.
Leg lookin like a not fully rendered prostitute's in GTA 4
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He’s so small, maybe he was.
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“Lol stop making us laugh at you” same jonny….same
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Story from big jess.
aside from the fact she literally called it her relationship, idk about you guys but this is not how I hangout with my platonic male friends. His random tour fuck got brave tried to play gf and Jonny put her in her place real quick. him untagging himself from that photo set should’ve been a clue to her. I knew he wouldn’t date a fat busted chick his own age.
>>1786133>His random tour fuck
Absolutely living for this being the type of lady he's pulling and going to the mall with kek. Usually when guys fuck a busted chick they rush them out as soon as possible and make sure there is no photo evidence. He must be desperate for companionship. >>1785969
Maybe he's realizing his buddies don't actually like him and just put up with him to milk him of those last remaining drops of sweet sweet clout.
>>1785969>ulterior motives make the world go round
Does he not know what ulterior motives are? >>1785944
I can't even decipher this one.
She already slipped up by posting "my relationship" type shit and then deleting anything sussy- plus him removing the tag she put on the post like, y'all ain't slick. We see what you're doing.
Big Jess, this "ride or die" is the most embarrassing low of your romantic career and we're literally all laughing at you for stepping in and even associating with goiter.
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jesus christ sorry.
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This shit is weird still but I guess scrotes are gonna scrote.
I don't think so, i think it's just a random caption. That would be funny though. >>1786208
kurt stop being a cringe band scrote challenge.
Big Jess:>posts a photo set cuddling with goitre captioned “one happy girl” with hearts>fights with people in comments saying she’s silly for dating him >Posts a story post claiming he’s someone she loves >Posts a story post talking about her ‘relationship’
Jonny: >untags himself >I’m single
Kek how massively embarrassing.
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He’s becoming self aware.
(From his story)
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He looks like a wet sock
i think he’s referring to her as the “bipolar bish“>>1786334
wait is this big jess with no makeup and filter
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from big jess
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Why does he always look like he’s shitting himself
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Hi Layna since you make it so obvious you read here.(hi cow)
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Wowww you guise what a crazy sold out show in glamorous Lansing, MI last night. BACK ON TEH TOP DONT DENY HIM
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Literally looks like they’re playing a hallway.
Goiter looks like that one grandpa at your family bbq who’s got “moves”
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I think you’ve got that flipped lil bro. It’s very easy to look down at you
Actually you’re right grandpa goiter, you’re not only on your own level, you’re basically in your own universe at this point— a delusional world where you make money, are a father, and a decent human being.
This. If his fans had 2 brain cells to rub together they’d see being sober hasn’t changed him at all. He’s still a selfish prick.
Thinking about it and he’s honestly probably so delusional about his music career he thinks that he can blow his money now because he’ll be rich and famous later. Grow up you’re nearing your 40’s lol.
He looks like a wet ferret and probably smells like one. The balloon hand + short fat fingers combo is absolutely sending me. Jonny boy, it takes 5 seconds to scrub your tongue. But you weren't even capable of brushing your real teeth so I guess keeping your tongue clean is asking too much of you. I hope at the very least you are washing your crusty dick and not spreading STDs all over the states and Sacramento, because according to some of your exes you are not a fan of condoms. Truly a repulsive man, from how he looks down to his misogynistic, delusional, and God Complex personality. Blows my mind and deeply concerns me that Big Jess, Wiggles, Skidmark, Junkie Tay, Chelsea the Cunt, Stripper Liz, and Psycho Amanda ever found this man attractive and let him enter their lady gardens. If he wasn't the ex lead singer of DGD/Emarosa/Slaves none of them would even give him the time of day. Groupie syndrome and Clout chasing is one helluva drug I guess.. I love how he posted that he is indeed, single, after Big Jess seemingly tried to cockblock him and made it seem like they were the ultimate couple goals with all of those desperate, forced looking photos and cringe stories about "stay out of our business or else we will embarrass you!!" I wonder how many more groupies he has lined up to fuck on this tour. This thread is especially enjoyable during his tours, the milk is inevitable.
>>1786836>i LiKe HoW yOu ShOt ThE aReA tHaT wAs BlOcKeD oFf FrOm ThE cRoWd
Lol I'm kidding nonnie
I just felt like making fun of that retard who tried to tell me off. I think it was Jess. It was posted by someone who was there obviously, and it couldn't have been anyone from the Goiter Gang or Goiter himself cuz he had just started his set when I posted that.
Yeah, I mean I would fuck one that was actually attractive if I'm being honest. Nothing about Goiter is attractive which is why I'm so flabbergasted that he has all these girls willing to fuck him. And he's not even rich or anything, can't even afford a hotel for him and his tour mates. I understand the whole musician appeal, do these girls have a fetish for bottom of the barrel losers too? They all need therapy.>>1787131
I mean, I sort of believe you because it's Goiter but I'm a little concerned and curious as to what you were doing hanging out with him??
>>1787143>which is why I'm so flabbergasted that he has all these girls willing to fuck him.
Any guy can fuck if they lower their standards and are desperate enough. You see who shows up to his shows kek.
On top of that, it's probably nothing to do with what he looks like or money. Just the conquest of "I fucked the singer of DGD/Emarosa/Slaves". Gossip for you and your friends/sounding interesting to some small time band bro. Women conquest fuck too, we just don't call it that.
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HAHAHAHA I love how obvious it is that she strategically placed her hands to hid her quadruple chins
She must of seen this >>1785042
Yeah some likely talk to a couple girls from each city they're about to go to. They seem pretty desperate for pussy, like they grew up as outcasts and are finally getting some attention. I bet JC is feeling more confident now that he's not fat, he was creeping on all of us really hard. Genuinely disappointed in my friend but whatever.
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Lol major cow confirmed. Figuratively and literally
Looks like she knows other industry people and doesn't stop at just musicians. She probably fucks anyone that has even the smallest bit of clout. She probably let Goiter rawdog her hoping she will get pregnant. Amanda and Taylor have both said before on Twitter that he doesn't like condoms/refuses to wear them. Ewww. You know his body count is in the hundreds. I'm honestly SHOCKED he's only two girls pregnant. Actually it's highly likely he's made a girl (or girls) get an abortion. I wouldn't hesitate to get one if I got pregnant from man. But, I love myself so you couldn't pay me to fuck him.
Goiter looks like one of those creepy older guys who crashes random college parties so he can make his rounds trying to sell everybody molly but people start to get sketched out because they can't find anyone who knows who the fuck he is or where he came from and then he lurks around searching for super drunk girls so he can roofie them, take advantage of them upstairs while they're unconscious, then dips off to another party and repeats the same cycle>>1787178
Uhh nah, her eyebrows look fine. They flatter her face. I imagined your suggestion in my head and she would honestly look worse, like a weird wannabe Chola a la Syd. Try it in paint and see for yourself. She has an extremely youthful looking face and eyebrows like that would look harsh on her
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Open at your own risk nonnies
They’re on the prowl for pussy from city to city, indeed.everyone here knows that’s how these manlets roll. Now,Heres what Im thinking. Youre trying to distance yourself from the admission you previously made about hanging with them..Youre directing attention to your friend hooking up with goiter, but really you admitted to talking to someone from his wannabe slut gang.
Your comment about them seeming desperate for pussy paints a picture that you were on the receiving end of this. This is riveting intel.. even though not about goiter himself. Spill us some milk, did you get tangled in mayor of spookytowns web? personally, my friends sister followed him on ig. then goiter AND him followed her back and liked some of her posts, but they didnt end up dming..but we thought it was suspish and that he might be like just like goiter. its def their MO.
If you did, dont feel too stupid. you did out yourself as a goiter groupie after all lolz
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They must think they’re so cool since they can find 4/10’s to sleep with across the country kek. I saw on Instagram this girl and her friend were at the show one night, and then hanging around with Goiter Gang and the tour van the next morning.
On cobweb heads story the guys were talking about the strip club and on these girls Instagrams it looks like they were at the strip club as well.
holy god damn, those girls are hideous. gargoylesque.
its amazing how resourceful we are, bravo to whoever found these filthy wenches. its no wonder why theyre wiped from goiter gangs tags. these are the creatures they have “fun” (contract aids) with? worse than we thought. they should be paid overtime for making jess the whale look like a catch KEK KEK
piggy backing off that- i seriously would die for the days when this space was low key and goiter groupies werent lurking here.
inb4 the goiter PR is back to conjure up a spooky spell on us, kekk
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This chicks friend with JC’s drummer at some other location the day after the show/the stripper reference.
NTA but did this comment really anger you? If that's the case then you need to go to therapy. I don't care for the bitch but I genuinely do not understand how this is a fan comment. OP made a statement about her brows and anon was just sharing their opinion? I don't see any significant compliments in that reply, all it says is that her eyebrows are fine how they are.>>1787601
Again, it's just a fucking eyebrow opinion. You're definitely reaching with the paragraph reference. I guess any post longer than two sentences is a paragraph. You two are both weird as fuck. There have been way more friendly "WK" things said about Layna itt but God forbid someone doesn't agree with an eyebrow suggestion and thinks hers look fine… No one's saying "omfg she has the BEST eyebrows I've ever seen!" Sorry about your menstrual cycles.
Genuinely concerned about how easily triggered
certain retards itt get. Grow the fuck up and find something worth being mad or annoyed about.
>>1787659>Sorry about your menstrual cycles
troon detected >>1787668
finally someone said it. these people been really mean and nasty with the tour girls just because they fuck Goiter or that’s their delusion but don’t you dare say something about Layna. pretty sus.
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Grandpa’s dance moves are sending me rn
>>1787659>Genuinely concerned about how easily triggered certain retards itt get. Grow the fuck up and find something worth being mad or annoyed about.
it really sounds like you need to take your own advice. layna is milkless and nitpicking her selfies is boring and redundant but trying to control what other people post will just make you crazy, unless mods step in and address it it’s never going away. I would learn to get over it. >>1787831
This is lolcow, people don’t come here to post positive stuff about others lol.
You know the thread is dead when one anon doesn’t like her eyebrows, one does, and there’s this much back and forth about it kek
+ People say positive things about cows all the time, it’s called an opinion and in other threads people typically just keep scrolling instead of sperging about it.
His voice really took a turn for the worst, oof
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fuck me she looks pretty here, what happened?
I work in a retirement home and this both looks and sounds like a patient acting up, but to a lazy drum beat. KEK>>1788055
well, she used to be his type I guess.
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Looking like a dude who only eats dinosaur chicken nuggets and can't tie his shoes. Long ride on the short bus.
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Skid getting any these child support?
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Not really milk or anything that interesting but this chick scorpioxlady is a lolcow dweller who shit talks multiple different cows in their comment sections, but sucks JC off in his comment section on every instagram post he makes. I remember from years ago she was a superfan of his and would comment on all of his posts/youtube videos ect ect. Even got a picture with him 5+ years ago. I find it interesting she's calling someone out here yet she's okay with JC abusing women? Anyways only posting because I think this bitch is cringe and absolutely stalks this thread, probably talks shit about any female in JC's orbit and cowtips.
(I remember even back in the JC threads Syd called her out on her ig story but I thought nothing of it at the time.)
Anyway only posting because I'm bored and noticed she kept popping up under other cows posts so she's clearly from here. Personal tinfoil is that she's one of the schizos because she clearly has too much time on her hands and she's simping for this filth >>1789101
They're friends because they took a picture together? That logic doesn't make sense, and I'm not even trying to be rude. Band members take pictures with sooo many people.
Oh great, the site is fucked up again. Posts won't load in here for me and the camgirls thread is literally backwards and upside down (Sabrina Nellie is my guilty pleasure cow)
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There are so many stories like this with young girls. Genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if there were hundreds.
You guys are retarded. In the original post I was saying this scorpioxlady stalks cows and cowtips. Sabrina the camwhore being the cow in question. She obviously has a thread here.
(The relevance was that the weird cowtipper has stalked goiter throughout the years and is a superfan who also reads and frequents his thread)
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(vid shows a man kicking a ball at small kids making them fall on the ice)
I have a tinfoil that Goiter has grown to resent Storm and maybe children in general. He want's his flex-boi life style but the money, time, classes etc are frustrating his pea sized brain. The flexing small amounts of cash is also distasteful considering the state pays for his kid, court time, classes etc and a 3rd party is caring for his choild. Storms gonna want to know why Goiter pumped fent into his blood, panned him off to his Grandma, takes photos with small amounts of cash and never really tried.
No surprise at all, goiter shows all the signs for narcissistic personality disorder and psychopathy.
Thinks of himself as a god, grandiosity about pretty much everything, no empathy for others as confirmed by exes, never admits to wronging people or makes any amends, everything he ever does is centred around himself and his image, when someone points out something he did he always deflect saying it's haters, etc.. People like that rarely change and the best strategy is to cut ties and run. It also means that was long as he lives and breathe, you'll be getting milk.
As mentioned many times, it was never the drugs, no matter how much he's trying to blame his addiction for his behaviour. He was most likely this way before the drugs, during his addiction, and now during sobriety.(armchairing)
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Change in venue already, wonder what caused that? Not a good sign at the very least
Also does anyone know what visa you need to perform in England? Would his current court issues not get in the way of that or is England more lenient? For all we know he hasn't finished the visa process yet and is just assuming he'll be let in
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Same anon, did some research and if he was brought to the UK by a UK firm or promoter then he's good with no visa but I think he needs to let them know and get his passport stamped when he arrives. I'm probably actually going to assume he's got a guy in the UK paying him just cause I doubt he's capable of organizing an out of country tour. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/visiting-the-uk-as-a-creative-professional-from-a-non-visa-national-country
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Can someone please come get their grandpa? He’s wandering the halls naked again
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“look at all my money” but living in an apartment with 8 dudes, bought a shitty car, asking fans for $3k to replace stolen equipment
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Sick comeback as usual lil jon. Keep flexing your packed dive bars though.
what’s that from
also lol he’s probably tryna keep his pay under the radar out of fear syd would try to claim it
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Well this display of wealth lasted for all of 5 hours kek… Maybe use your wads of cash to get a 2-star hotel room for you and your insane clout posse?
Lmao still mooching off people everywhere he goes like a parasite. >>1791852
Not to mention his opening act and backing band are also his roomates, driver, promoter, pretty much his little bitches that willingly let goiter use them like a sock puppet. Heck if they are actual socks, goiter would also use them as his cum sock cause he is that gross
For anyone who doesnt know, Jacksonville is full of drugs and ghettos/ trailer trash/ marines on base. The venues are not big. Why is he lowballing him self so bad? Good news is, hes more likely to get his ass kicked.Id go just to record the inevitable beatdown
Also, so many cheap motels there, its sooooo telling how broke he is by him e begging for a place to stay. $45 dollars a night at a motel is too costly? Hmmmmmmm
Mfer actually using meitu/beautycam kek>>1791743
He's like those strippers that get one good night or store up a month's worth of tips and drug money for a staged photo to show how much they're ~thriving~ before having to put half to their credit card bill and the other half to their crippling drug addiction >>1791846
Yeah these are definitely from shows since cover is usually cash and if he's taking a cut from the bar that's probably mostly cash too. This is how most band idiots lose half their cash cause they don't deposit it immediately and instead see the "stacks" and go party with the full amount on them which gets blown on booze, drugs, and stupid shit that night (getting worse the higher they get). I'm guessing >>1791884
is evidence of at the very least an unwillingness to spend smart since saving money from couch surfing is how you get your shit stolen. 50$ in drug money isn't worth your life or equipment. Unless he's using it to score groupies and is only accepting offers from women
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Kek. When JC’s nobody friend is higher on the bill than he is.
Graphic design is my passion. So many things are hilarious about this. I love that when you search “keep my secrets” pretty much no search results come up for cobwebhead other than one of his YouTube videos. Then when you search “keep my secrets music” some other emo band called Keep Your Secrets comes up instead.>All ages
Well that’s a given. The younger the better for ol’ goiter>No bozos
Kek no comment
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what is gramps on about
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Cutie BPD mother.
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Interesting. “Unforeseen circumstances” why not just say why it was cancelled?
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Actually anon it’s “unseen circumstances” according to Jonny so I guess he had his eyes close when the venue told him to fuck off or whatever happened kek. Here’s the venue he bailed on doing more to inform his fans and promote his next show than he is. By honoring the tickets at the next show they’re admitting that so few tickets sold for either that the second venue can accommodate everyone from the first too lmao
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Kek her eyes and smug smirk look like the guy fawkes mask
those circumstances were 100% foreseen by us
nobody wants to come out for a goblin singing off his phone with a hack band
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Ew look at keepmysecrets nasty teeth. Both him and goiter look like they smell of old cheese.
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He answered you Nona.
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Maybe he should have told that to the people who made the flier. Even they dgaf what he’s called. How dare I not know the name of his music act with 2k youtube subscribers and 8k instagram followers. He sure showed me kek. I’m glad for the correction so now I know he’s a proud pants pisser
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Jonny and his dwindling number of groupies.
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All she’s been posting lately are throwbacks and unflattering close ups of her clown face
Imagine Goiter meeting himself online. He'd be flinging the insults like "Take your meds", go look after yo kid" etc right at himself.
Wonder why he gives himself a pass to be a retard whilst holding everyone else to completely arbitrary standards lol
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he literally posted a video of a retarded kid showing off his drip thinking it was funny…. completely unaware this EXACTLY HOW HE LOOKS/ACTS ONLINE kek. He's such a tit.
This is what a complete lack of self-awareness looks like kek. He totally embodies the retarded kid.
+He should definitely be on meds. Preferably something that sedates him and turns him into a vegetable. Maybe he should pick up heroin again.
Hey Goiter or one of his PR! Why is Goiter unable to see the irony? Do you guys explain it to him? Has he ever gone like "oh shit, I act like that retarded kid"? Genuinely
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Kinda hard when that’s like 99.9999999% of all people in existence
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Self-awareness reaching all-time lows
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Dont think too hard JC your brain might explode
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Kek even the venues don’t know who he is and don’t give enough of a shit to even spell his name right.
I believe the tickets to Kurts shows were around $40-$50.
I love that goiter is playing broom closets for local small band prices. He's remembering the words but his time has passed.
He's a waste of space.
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Looks like cobweb head fits in with goiter perfectly. This chick on facebook says he's an abuser who also doesn't see his children. 1/2
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Saging because I dont think its that milky but they banned her from going to the show last night.
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aaaaand last one. Birds of a feather.
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He could probably have a thread of his own but I'm posting here because he sucks JC off every night before bed.
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More cobweb head reviews.
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Even more retarded to let these freaks sleep in their houses
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Sounds like tour is going well.
Imagine your whole career and ego being fueled by attaching yourself to a complete loser you're dickriding and you still have the audacity to be mad there's not enough "bitches" to go around KEK. Keep your standards in the gutter and I'm sure you'll find a warm hole for the night you clown.
Emo rap has been a dead genre since before you even attempted your pathetic career. Better start learning how to scan groceries since that's what you'll be doing in a few years. Mongaloid.