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Norm Macdonald died and anons argue about it>>918966
sex and the city reboot will not include Samantha>>920076
Nicki Minaj's SA victim
lizzo on the toilet>>921161
linda evangelista blames her weight gain on cool sculpting gone wrong>>921425
Mario movie casting>>922045
muskrat and Grimes break up>>924165
Selena Gomez looks bloated>>924422
lena Dunham got married>>925793
demi lovato had an encounter with aliens>>926924
mark hoppus from blink 182 beats cancer>>927137
Shakira was attached by a pair of wild boars>>927249
Lana looks horrible>>927491
Chrissy teigen is an attention whore>>927497
Britney is free of her conservatorship and posing half naked on her insta>>929196
Emily ratajkowski alleges that robin thicke groped her>>930985
adele teases her new song>>933081
she looks gorgeous tho>>933264
bhad baby looks different
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Holyfucking shit. That OP thread pic deserves an award
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Was anyone else blindsided by the fact that Jamie Lee Curtis’ son trooned out? I was looking thru promo for Halloween Kills and found an article about how Jamie is going to marry him and his fiancé. Not totally surprised because he seems to have a touch of the tism, but Jamie deserves better. I’m still searching for photos of what he looks like now.
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Meghan Trainor shits with the guy from spy kids
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Colored me surprise another white man has come out as a troon.>>934180>>934182
Better be fucking dueling toilets
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Is Ashnikko a cow? I love her style and some of her music but dislike the oversexualized persona and lyrics.
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Phew child, that horrendous photoshop, what the fuck is going? The proportions are horrible
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this makes me sad
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i love her but why does she only date ugly manlets
jack antonoff triggers
my fight or flight response
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this is so shooped too…her fans edit her pictures too so its hard to tell what she truly looks like
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to me she's also somehow very pretty
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That Danielle girl tried to say her plastic surgery look was a joke? It looks like she's had a lot of plastic surgery. She's so young and didn't need it either. Sad what Hollywood does to young minds
demi did something really wrong to her face. it's like a puffy brick, that shits not just from drinking and getting high. i've never seen a junkie that has the face she has.
she also seems to straight up not bathe AT ALL.
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Lily Collins is a dollar-store-version of audrey hepburn
I think most beautiful celeb is Liv Tyler.>>935306
Can you post the pic that showed her "plastic surgery joke"?>>935388
I wonder if she will ever come out and say what Dan Schneider did to her and other girls? IMO i dont think she will because seems like she benefited the most from it
-Game of thrones Emilia Clarke ( literally how I wish I’d looked) she looks haggard now unfortunately
- Noah Cyrus and cardi b
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Looks the same as when she let us in on the "joke"
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Emilia is an anachan now huh? yikes.
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I really think ariana's beauty line has a good concept (seems to be space-themed) but GOD the products look awful, at least in her own photoshoots, maybe you're not a good makeup if you can't lay down the photoshoop and filters huh>>935698
Someone help this nonnie
find her collar bones, she's never seen them before that's why she gets alarmed when she see them on people
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she looks like a tranny kek
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45 year old smoker MILF in a cheap wig, always kind of drunk. Tells stories about being a lot lizard every once in a while.
Frenemies with 43 year old pic related. They used to run a psychic business together, but then Billie caught her stealing some of her crystals to sell on E-bay. There was also that time they fell out after one walked in on the other breaking wine glasses while screaming about how she got caught fucking someone in her husband's biker friend group and confessed that she screwed up the meth deal that would've bought them all tickets to Cancun. She argues on Facebook a lot
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Yeah this is not a good look at all
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Sofia Boutella uploaded a pic with her just a couple days ago and it's in the uncanny valley
What a bitch. #justiceforbyrd>>934178
Kek at the One Piece poster behind them
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not only that but he is a financial and spiritual simp for Low Tier God (video overview of ltg here" https://youtu.be/XautDocZvbM
wearing his merch in pic related
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His twitter is full of weeb shit. No lingerie dick pics yet…
When people post about what their family members or boyfriends think it’s always so stupid, but this was so funny lmfao. Your mom is cool, and 100% correct. >>935093
Those are some top notch fans tbh, too bad they’re probably unpaid children working as volunteer retouchers who will have to face the same beauty standards
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Could she be sick? I remember she revealed having brain issues during GOT filming. That pic has huge crunchy Freelee energy with the deep tan as well, so maybe 40 bananas a day anachan, maybe vegan and sunning perenium to try get her health back.
Poor woman, i hope she gets well.
Fucking nonnies can’t handle seeing a thin woman they have to label her anachan on a banana diet immediately to demonise her thin body when she’s clearly losing weight due to a physical illness. Go for a walk ffs yk it’s bad when i can hear your loud fatty breathing through a text
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(sa) I regret looking it up. pay for my therapy for making me see this
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What causes that 'puppet mouth' that she has here? I know it's fillers of some sort, but it looks like the same thing that happened to poor Demi Moore's face when she was walking at the Fendi show. Is it from being overfilled or filler migration? They both have the cheekbones puffing out and then it meets at the corner of their lips, like picrel
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Buccal fat removal + fillers + really bad makeup artist. She seems to have fixed it now.
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She has a Joan Rivers now look compared to how she looked here, even if she was to take the makeup off.
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Such a weird seethe lol, Emilia Clarke has been steadily losing weight since last year, she even promoted her trainer's diet book. She announced a Marvel role in July so she's not dying. She's trying to keep up with Hollywood and looking haggard because losing 15kg+ in your thirties is going to age you.
I just finished scrolling through his twitter too and JFC. Typical greasy weeb, though I didn't expect any less from an mtf. I wonder if Jamie truly supports his transition deep down.
What a sad end to a legacy. Imagine: your grandmother is Janet Leigh, your mom is Jamie Lee Curtis, and you still end up a musty coomer troon.
At least Jamie has a real daughter who seems more well-adjusted.
OMG DID SHE SERIOUSLY SAY NO TO JUNK FOOD?! SHE EVEN SAID THE WORD DIET !! MUST BE AN ANA CHAN PROMOTER FATPHOBE REEEEEEE
no one said she’s dying, she had several brain aneurysm ofc she’s gonna lose weight and adjust her diet to accommodate her health needs.
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I sprinted here after seeing this on my twitter feed. Megan Fox… she looks like a tranny omfg I'm so sad she used to be so classically beautiful, wtf happened and she's fucking Lil Peep Lookalike?! She's no longer our lesbian goddess, queens. we have to let her go.
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The wig, lipstick, weird cheekbone fillers, machine gun kelly…… seriously, is she okay?
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I realize this isn't new news…. but like, that photoset specifically is horrifying. This is her just last year, why does it seem like MGK ruined her?
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idk but they both look so fucking retarded in this photoshoot
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kek megan has terf
and he looks like picrel
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God, what happened to her? Picrel on the left was Billie at the 007 premiere a few weeks ago and picrel on the right is from May 2018. How can a young woman dry out and age so quickly? Sun damage? Dehydration? Drugs?
Because most people don't age that drastically in such a small span of time, especially in their teens. Get off your high horse we're both on lolcow.>>935995
You're probably right.
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timmy chlamydia will never be johnny depp!!
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idk, some folks were complaining about the children's book she wrote, in which she portrays a little kid old having a crush on a male teacher. https://www.amazon.com/Today-Feel-Silly-Other-Moods/dp/0060245603#customerReviews
they no longer even look related. reminds me of when everybody joked about kylie looking like kendall's step mom.
something that really bothers me is, do these young celeb women never want to look just cute? their entire bodies and faces are modified to always look uber sexual
Is it her makeup that makes her eyes look so pulled back or did she have some kind of ps?
If it's a facelift shame on the surgeon who did the procedure. She just turned 18 so she didn't even have enough time to grow into her features.
She looks the same. It's called lighting and a new hair color.
Some of you guys are so insecure and fixated on this young woman it's unreal. Her skin is fine, sure she's overweight and everything but jeez
she already did that myspace bi photoshoot with Kourtney Kardashian, now this 00s vamp aesthetic shoot with this poser.
what's next, staring in a Queen of the Damned reboot? lol
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it looks they were going for vampire romance novel cover but failed to realize how corny romance novel covers are
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Jesy Nelson from little mix went to make a song with Nicki Minaj. Of course past fans and Leigh Ann said something along the lines of the “blackfishing”. Nicki minaj later roasted Leigh Ann for “being jealous” and defended white woman Jesy. I loved little mix sad to see this outcome.
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its all just a distraction for her rapist husband. an update on his case came out today. their song was already destined to flop, its fucking terrible & all they’ve been getting is hate anyways kek
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do a song with Little Mix though, so why would Leigh Anne be jealous? Has Jesy's solo career even been successful?
OT, but I did not know that two of them are pregnant
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Is it black fishing or the British ultra tan trend? Idk
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Who’s the worst high school alt couple Kravis or Machine gun Megan?
I don’t think most white people actually suntan nowadays, usually it’s a spray tan >>936135
I could literally tell you she’s from Essex without even a google search. They all tan heavily there so idk why people try to call it blackfishing now. My thoughts are Little Mix are butt hutt she left and Leigh-ann is now super “woke” with her theblackfund IG bio and will count anything as injustice towards blacks. I feel sorry for Jesy, if she stayed in the group, did or didn’t tan and get surgery she would have still been called the “ugly one from Little Mix”. Wouldn’t be surprised if she has body dysmorphia.
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So is Leigh-ann using blackfishing as a fake woke vendetta move?
-Anya Taylor joy
-Christina Ricci in the 90s (massive childhood crush of mine)
-Henry cavill but only in the Witcher. I think he looks extremely plain and boring otherwise
-Timothee chablahblah looks like a rat
-Tom hiddleston, just an older version of Timmy the rat
-ruby rose, every other queer girl goes crazy for her but I just don’t see it. She’s not attractive and she’s also terrible at acting
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Not really a fan but I thought this was funny
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Don't forget this lol. What are they going to do when they breakup?
Jodie Turner Smith
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Are you guys anti-white and think this doesn't reek of self-hatred or something? She literally made herself as dark as Nicki >>936169
. That's not what any white person looks like naturally
the self-hatred argument is valid
but "blackfishing" is something only twitterfags are concerned with
i cant believe anons in the last thread are going on about how good she looks. you can look good too, if they put your head on a different body and photoshop it to hell and back. Her tits look like a joke.>>935956
it's so weird how you guys keep calling her haggard. I hope the cope is working. She looks fine.>>936302>>936309
not really. Jesy looks like a fucking idiot. She's from Essex and yeah the girls have always tanned heavy there, but they don't run around in grills and giant curly wigs. You're being dense as fuck to write this off as "essex girl" culture and that's coming from someone who lived there. Even people who don't give a shit about blackfishing can see this is a whitegirl making a fool of herself. She's running around curling her top lip and sticking her tongue out to try and look like the "baddie" she keeps insisting she is but then she needs Nicki Minaj to fight her battles lmao. This girl needs to go the fuck away.
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I don’t even know where to begin with this one
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It's obviously not just the curly hair lmfao, she already had that back when she wasn't trying to hide herself >>936298
. If you can't see the difference, idk you're blind or lying to yourself
This is not what a white person or an "Essex girl" looks like, sorry girlies
Something twitterfags don't understand is that the current trend isn't to look black specifically, it's to look mixed. Polfags love to say that it's because (((they))) want to breed out the white race kek but let's be real the easiest way to advertise to everyone is to just take the prettiest features from all races and combine them into one product. You can have black girl lips, asian girl eyes, white girl nose, tanned brown skin etc. Add to it the fact that the world is now smaller than ever and people will obviously mix because we're not so distant from each other anymore, not because poor whiteys have to go extinct or something.
And to that I agree, she does look mixed. White, latina, black, asian - all in one. That's the new trend.
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Men age like milk obviously but what the fuck else happened to Tom Cruise’s face? Chill with the filler dude.
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Isn't he like 60 by now. His face looks different on each relatively new picture I see of him lately
Mixed with black, in this case. I don't think the distinction really matters since most people treat mixed people as their non-white race regardless. Bottom line, she's trying to look blacker - more black than white, and it's sad bc she can never be that, it's a cope for her mental issues and feelings of being "ugly". Also funny because she was never supportive or nice to the actual
mixed girl in Little Mix, Leigh Anne, before it was trendy to have black or mixed features and dark skin
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>>936364> she was never supportive or nice to the actual mixed girl in Little Mix, Leigh Anne
I always find it low-key racist to have to be nice or supportive to someone because of their skin colour. She could have been a shitty person, which is evident with her messaging social influencers to out and “spill the tea” on someone who has been known to be the victim
or online bullying/suicidal especially on the day they drop their single. It was strategic jealousy and she didn’t want to get her own hands dirty until NOHUN dropped those screenshots. She seemed petty.
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Samefag but >“blackfishing is only OK when my friends do it”
they are both definitely the same color and have the same shitty overlined fake lips>>936182
idk blue eyes and strobe lights can do really unfortunate things>>936146
kravis is kinda sweet or at least sureal and funny cause travis is actually a famous musician that was in one of the biggest (pop)punk bands on the planet that was responsible for an innumerable amount of kids getting into music
mgk is trying to skinwalk emo rappers 10 years younger than him and a creep with a pick me trophy there's no competition
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If I were to google "black woman" I wouldn't see any woman that resembles her. If I were to google "black woman baddie influencer" I would. She's copying this mixed ghetto baddie look, not black women specifically. Of course ghetto shit stems from black people but it evolved into something global clearly, in this case an instagram aesthetic. Just like aave which is now used by white fags a lot.
She doesn't look like your random normal black woman which is why I don't like calling this blackfishing basically. When a certain look explodes in popularity you have to expect other races will be getting into it.
It's like calling non asian women into j-fashion and makeup asianfishers, which also happens on twitter but you get my point.
Bitch I asked because I genuinely don't know any milk of him, I was curious to know how he's fucking up or if he has any extensive cow history>Also he gave chlamydia to half of NYU
He's desperately trying to escape his containment pool as personnel watches on lmao, that's all this tells me
You don't actually think this is real do you? Seems a sad tik tok clout chaser has made it up. Can't really see a celeb randomly coming out with this to a completely random person .
Never liked any of little mix. They are all arrogant but jesy is a joke wahhhhhh I was bullied online because I was fat. Yeah totally the same thing as having things thrown at you on stage. Or having bleach poured on you to make you white.
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Anon, she's trying to look more black than white, point blank. Here are the results for "white woman" on Google. That "ghetto baddie look" comes from black people, and it necessitates black and biracial (with black) features, not white ones. If she had just stuck to the fashion, it'd be a different story, but she's trying to change everything about herself
Also, we know she has self-esteem issues. There's nothing wrong with being white, no one should hate themselves or try to change just because they're a white Britbong and that culture isn't "cool" right now. Girls who are into jfash don't get surgery for Asian eyes or thin lips or otherwise try to change their core features, because it's just fashion for them. With Jesy, it's not, she's even made herself darker than an actual black woman (Nicki Minaj). It's not healthy
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Samefag to add that this is what a white girl who's just wearing the fashion style looks like. She's obviously not trying to change her features even though she's wearing that kind of clothing and makeup and has a tan. IMO it takes self hate to do what Jesy's doing now, it shouldn't be encouraged
he's getting a handie nonnie
kek he's a sex pest
Young Brendan Fraser (I could sorry about how beautiful he was for days that man is a Greek statue cherub angel come to life)
Ezra Miller (before he became a they/them)
Young Johnny Depp
Michaela Choel (botched and scary)
Megan Fox ( too artificial looking and creepy)
Ariana Grande after 2018
Tim other chamalet
John C Reilly
Her lips look normal to me, not even overlined the way Jesy's are and don't look like they were injected. The white women who do really extreme injections typically do try to look less white, though.
Jesy was technically conventionally pretty too tbf (at least by British standards, she fits in), she just weighs more than the other girls and never seemed to get over that. She's gone full Dolezal now, it can't even be compared to Ariana at this point. At least Ari manages to still look her race despite the tan (tho maybe Twitterfags won't agree)
sounds weird probably, but he has this weirdo slut energy
anyway I regret knowing what's actually happening in that pic because it's gross, but he still looks like an SCP trying to break out which is hilarious
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I’m rooting for Kravis, their relationship seems really genuine and while it of course is performative and over the top, it really seems like they love each other and get along well. Kourtney seems comfortable, too, and she is looking great, so idk if she is a "fake alt girl" or whatever. Who cares. Of course everything they do is heavily orchestrated, but I think they do it well because they seem more spontaneous and unbothered (even using pictures with only little editing, no makeup, etc.). I also like that they support each others kids and do family activities a lot (I hope the kids are not traumatized by the thirst traps they are constantly posting though). However, Travis Barker is a sex addict, so I wonder how it’ll play out.
Megan on the other hand seems desperate and Machine Gun Megan has already jumped the shark by being too try-hard. I would love to know how they live together and how their sex life is, though. It must be a lot of pressure with their huge focus on sexuality. I also think they fight a lot.
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she scares me, i’m serious
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It absolutely brings to mind the iconic Video Games mv glad Lana quickly dropped those duck lips kek, though they sure got people talking
I know she's pretending but she honestly she looks more healthier like this. rap culture is disgusting and the women who strive for that "girl" all end up looking MTF trannies
also any man whose into "rap girls" is porn sick and would probably wouldn't think for a second before fucking a tranny
we've been discussing this already, but we've created this bizarre, ridiculous standard of these rap-girls
honestly they are disgusting to look at and you are right, only a complete degenerate would find that standard attractive
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Fat Lizzo assaulting my damn eyeballs yet again looking like a recaptured Shamu. Is she that desperate for attention, bodyposi or not, it doesn’t even look good.
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she used to be so cute. i’m sad now
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Just another black woman being black.
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Regardless of one's opinion of current johnny depp he was still an excellent actor and would morph into whatever roles he played
I remember when I was a little younger, how mind-blowing it was to learn that Jack sparrow and willy wonka were both played by the same actor
Timothee Chalamet is always gonna like Timothee Chalamet, a skinny semitic looking jewish boy
this pic = normal old man>>936360
= shellfish allergy
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Samefag because can’t post both
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i don't get either who in their right mind could support this idiot but every time he's mentioned in celebricows there's always plenty of anons sighing for this chicken-haired cringelord cause "uwu he reminds them of their pop punk phase". which is hilarious cause that's pretty much the people he makes cash on, pretending he's so "punk" and a "rock'n'roll saviour". This is a 30 year old guy dressing like a high schooler, writing high school lyrics and even making music videos/musical-films about high school life, with guest starring other 30 year old ex soundclout-turned pop punk washed out rappers like Mod Sun, eventually younger "punk" plants like Yungblood. tragic.
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You're not 2014 Rihanna fatass
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He's as white boy as one could get kek
that's a white trash southern white boy name if I have ever heard one>>936972
her skinnier self kinda reminds me of a black actress but I can't think of the actresses name. Lizzo is actually pretty but her massive weight gain detracts from it>>937076
Theres men who've done worse but it's the way the court case with him and Amber has been dragged out for so long that makes him seem pathetic. That and the army of Deppheads acting like he's still 1990 Johnny and bots his team has recruited to defend him online. The fact that he can't concede and is still entangled in this years later is so glaringly a byproduct of his ego and that shit blots out the fucking sun
She looks bad. And anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar.
he'd act like them if her had multiple bastard children and had tranny looking girls twerking in his vidoes
but he doesn't, so that makes him morally better then 99% of rappers
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Megan ffs, you once had more dignity than this>>937281
MGK is still garbage
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Sage because AKB48 + the non-famous scrote is the cow
Takahashi Minami, formely in AKB48, got married to an old guy in IT who is the typical autistic scrote with no hygiene. And she had the audacity to share this to the world as if anyone would empathize with her kek
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And he gave her cavities. She reportedly doesn't smell his disgusting body. This is what happens when sweaty old men approach you daily since you were a child
He has a decades long record of being a violent drunk, and not only to his partners. He also started dating Winona Ryder when she was only seventeen and he was, iirc, in his late twenties. Additionally, he lost his case against amber, and not even because of the leaked texts from him describing how he wanted to set her on fire and fuck her corpse to ensure she was truly dead.
But beyond those issues, he's also a shit actor now who refuses to learn the script and has to be fed his lines through an earpiece, which isn't going to maintain your career when you're already known for being impossible to work with.
Found the triggered
40 year old kek
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To be fair, wasn't his alcohol/drug problem getting pretty bad when he got with Amber? In one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies from around that time he was drunk so often he was almost always late and had to be fed his lines. He's always had a problem with alcohol and coke but it seems like it's got worse as he's gotten older, it wouldn't be a surprise if that combined with his money problems have made him worse.
Dating Amber was already the sign of a mid-life crisis, it seems as though he's been in a downward spiral since his divorce. I checked an older thread because I couldn't find it by Googling but every time I remember this photo of him making out with a friend's daughter I cringe. I misremembered that she was a friend of his daughter but she just has the same name.
Let’s hope none of her “gender neutral” children becomes a hot 13/14/15 year old girl
or else she may have to lock them away from MGK
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oh yeah MGK has a 11 year old daughter and Megan fox has three sons(all of them below 10)>>937422
I usually side with women in most child custody battles but I really hope the biological father gets the kids, public celebrities always ruin their children or sell them out
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Megan Fox: Going from looking awesome in an Eminem video to looking like a caricature of your former self in a MGK photo shoot. I just realized Megan is "the girl" in the love the way you lie video kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
Yea found the triggered
underage i guess. Megan is 35 btw
KEK, so funny to see that Mr. "I'm down with the kids and write about high school" is getting outed for having hair transplants. Also this video really shows how hideous this guy is. I've only seen posed, likely airbrushed pictures of him before where he's about average (for a moid) but in other photos? fugly as sin. I know Megan's cringe and often gets that tranny style makeup that's popular atm but damn, she's really
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Is it inherently wrong to think fat bodies are unattractive?(on men, women, whoever) I just don’t like the way the skin sits on fat bodies. Not in the sense that everyone needs to be ana barbie or ken, just not formless and obese.
and like clockwork, here come MGK whiteknights who can't accept MGK is pathetic idiot poser behaving just like any other soundclouter, who got with Megan to make up for being bland whiteboy named Coulson and felt it's essential to let the internet know he finds 13-15 year olds hot>>937623
KEK botox shots when?
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Haha, that's what I thought, too. Living the dream.>>935293>>Best looking
- Vanessa Kirby (young princess Margret in The Crown)
- Stromae (Belgian musician -> picrel. Dunno if he still counts as a celebrity, but he's the most beautiful and intense human being on earth, so…)
- Janelle Monae
– Park So-dam (Parasite actress)
– Elliot Villar (not conventionally attractive and not even my type, but his acting skills make him attractive to me)
I don't know where to begin… Every celeb with Instagram face plus Jared Leto and Russel Brand. Idk why, but I can't stand these men. They're the same person to me. I also hate how Leto is shilled as attractive.
Rami Malek and Timothy Chalamet are somewhere in the middle. Weirdly attractive and revolting at the same time. I guess it's because teenage me would have been all over them, but now I know that manlets are bad news.
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lol I thought it's young Duff McKagan until I zoomed in and read post>>937471
I remember how in 2008-2009 Transformers years Megan was though of as pretty but chill and level-headed girl. Wonder how much of that "chill" look she gave in interviews was real and how much was a persona. You know, allegedly not doing drugs, allegedly cooking in the evening instead of going to parties, allegedly not being fame-thirsty.
She went all 180 degrees on that and having her middle age crisis. Guess she's just really desperate to be youthful and edgy to keep MGK interested in her. Feels like she's scared he'll go to other girl the moment he considers her boring/old/not sexed up enough.
Guess to hang out with mr. high schooler she must act like his prom queen and overshare their "puppylove".
He's not a scumbag rapist or annoying woke bro so yes he's still better then most degenerate wanna be tough guy rappers
Also your fucking delusion if you don't think other races of men aren't just as bad
Its not that MGK is better, its that 99.99% of rappers are significantly worse(racebait)
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I don't normally share reddit screenshots, but this gave me a mild chuckle. Might wanna add that Eminem has a pretty impressive hairline for a 48 year old with a drug habit.>>937853
>>937853>still better then most degenerate wanna be tough guy rappers
degenerate - finds 13 year olds hot>wannabe tough guy
listen to his lyrics and Eminem disses and look at his "punk" posing. real tough boy who has to criticize artists for being old, just to have any weekly clout!>not a scumbag rapist
true, although one could only wonder if something comes out on him in the future.
As for your argument that he doesn't have chicks shaking butts in his videos, a lot of emo sadbois from soundclout didn't have them, so what. he doesn't have to, he has Megan Fox being his coomer hotgirl decoration 24/7.>Also your fucking delusion if you don't think other races of men aren't just as bad
No, you have delusions that MGK is any different/better from them.>>937870
Kek imagine whining about Corey of Slipknot being old and wearing masks, or Eminem being old, having a beard and dressing bad while looking like that.
Its a shill anon, they've doing this for a while now, I wonder if they're getting paid or anon is just that obsessed with this loser>>937890
MGK is not going to fuck you
Oh you're that anon who somehow missed every rap song about mental health, politics and class struggle in the past decade, and thinks the entire pop punk genre is deep and rebellious.
Here, look at all the bitches wiggling their ass in Residente's "Guerra" video.>>937890
This is either excellent bait or you need to stop (especially double posting).
NTA but idk if there are rappers writing STRICTLY on depression/mental health and nothing more… i tried to google "Rappers who write about depression and mental illness" and there are random lists of songs and samples of lyrics.
I remember Bones had that kinda lo-fi depressive/tough subjects vibe, iirc he was more niche and not as snowflake like LilPeep
Definitely early Linkin Park, also Mike Shinoda had rap sideprojects like Front Minor
but i'm not a rap expert ofc, just curious as you
You gave yourself away by double posting again, but I'll indulge you anyway.
Here are some recent examples: Rapsody, Aesop-Rock (not to be confused with ASAP Rocky), Jay Electronica, M.I.A., Common (personally not a fan, but can’t omit him), Residente, Angel Haze, Kevin Abstract, Ab-Soul, Kendrick Lamar (overrated imo), Young M.A., Joyner Lucas (who’s refreshingly "conservative" if you’re tired of wokeness.), Le1f, Juice Wrld (RIP)… and, maybe the most surprising recommendation I have to offer: Lil Wayne (-> Solange & Lil Wayne: Mad among many other songs)
Honorable mention: Outkast & DeLaSoul, even though they aren’t new. Any indie kid who listened to Blur, Damon Albarn & Gorillaz also listened to DeLaSoul which is one of the many reasons the whole „Hip Hop vs Rock“ beef doesn’t make sense to me.
I think it’s best if you go through all the entries under "conscious/political/progressive rap" yourself. There are several rappers I like but wouldn’t recommend because they’re "problematic
" in some way or form (like Chance the Rapper or B.o.B. who’s a flat farther now kek. You might know him from his collab with Paramore: Airplanes).
Though I don't think it makes sense to approach the subject if you don't open your mind and educate yourself first. If you don't know the sociological function of violence and materialism in hip hop lyrics, and get triggered
every time one of the aforementioned artists flexes just a little, there's no point in trying.>>937952
Ofc there are no rappers who only
rap about serious stuff. Every political rock and punk band has songs that are about drinking, touring and drugs, too. Not every Nirvana song is about Cobain's mental health issues, but nobody would argue that it's not a main theme of their music.
>>937983>You gave yourself away by double posting again, but I'll indulge you anyway
What? I'm not the MGK anon (or whoever you think, as this was my first post). I reposted cause my autocorrect changed "nta" to "btw".
Thank you very much, I will give those a shot.
Ha, okay, sorry for being paranoid. Small addendum: If you're going to give Outkast a try it's important to start with the pre-2000s stuff. People only know them for Hey Ya and Roses, but their 90s Afro-futurism phase was incredible (also, they gave us Janelle Monáe.)
I'll stop sperging now before I get banned. So uhm… what's Billie Eilish up to these days?
i know and agree anon, in fact i directed this part "not sure if you find raps about mental health strictly" (cause it's impossible for it to be only that) at the salty MGK fan who first wanted specific rap recs (forgot to paste her post number).
As for the rest thanks a lot for the recommendations!
did I miss the other anon also ask about this or are you also assuming I >>937911
was the MGK sperg? Please don't kek. I wasn't interested only in mental health rap anyway, I quoted the whole thing cause the class issues etc. also deeply interest me. Anything thought-provoking is good.
NGL my biggest issue with rap is misogyny, anything else I can understand even if I don't agree with it.>Fort Minor
Loved Post-traumatic though felt really weird about the album suddenly going from mourning Chester and describing the trauma of living on without him to tons of braggadocio(s). Felt kind of unearned and jarring, speaking only from the narrative POV. The album could use some transition.
I didn’t want to open this can of worms, but I do think Eminem still has some of of the rawest, hard-hitting lyrics about mental health and socio-economic status. They also tend to be the ones where he owns up to being a misogynist prick.
>>It's fucked up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothing
>>To being able to have any fucking thing that we wanted
>>That's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing
>>Except for a dream and a fucking rap magazine
>>Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long
>>Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
>>Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
>>Until they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die
>>Until they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
>>We're nothing to you, but we're the fucking shit in their eyes
>>I remember back one year when daddy had no money
>>Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
>>And stuck them under the tree
>>And said some of them were from me
>>Because daddy couldn't buy them
>>I'll never forget that Christmas
>>I sat up the whole night crying
>>I feel like I'm walkin' a tight rope without a circus net
>>Popping Percocet, I'm a nervous wreck
>>I deserve respect but I work a sweat for this worthless check
>>I'm about to burst this TEC at somebody to reverse this debt
>>Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged
>>Full of venom and rage, especially when I'm engaged
>>And my daughter's down to her last diaper, it's got my ass hyper
>>I pray that God answers, maybe I'll ask nicer
Do we have a "music general" thread? Should we start one?
oops sorry, at first i noticed that you're a different anon and joined asking about recs/told about google lists but later after rap expert-chan anon confused anons i also confused/misremembered who said what!
I agree about FM, these unfitting themes should really be separated and thrown somewhere else, EP/online single etc. But i'm glad Mike continues making music (even produces songs live on yt), just hope they never reactivate Linkin Park with a new singer.>>938036
Yeah despite his, um, controversial opinions/lyrics (some of which are hard to ignore) Eminem's got a talent for those hitting hard lyrics, especially early/00's ones. i kind of missed his newer works though.
I think there was popular/modern music thread or something alike in /ot catalog?
Organic smoothies is before sex that is supposed to intimidate the devil, which would have to go beyond necrophilia and snuff film shit to begin to do that. Tell me you’re a cool mom and not like regular moms without telling me you’re a cool mom and not like regular moms. My money is on mgk having early erectile dysfunction, there is no other explanation.
Also, fucking sound baths????? Presumably to his diarrhea music?????????? Is that where the blood rituals come in, because it becomes a murder suicide???
Yuck. Here, maybe MGK stan can watch and see it wasn't "just one tweet in 2012" (and btw in 2012 he was 22 year old adult). Listen to that stupid reasoning.
Megan's "I came naked to the gala cause daddy told me to" was beyond cringe too and if their pickme DDLG shit is not degenerate to some then idk what is.
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He hasn’t lost a court case against amber, the defamation case is due to happen in April 2022. He lost a libel case against the sun newspaper bc the judge discounted all of the evidence of police officers/witnesses & instead supposedly believed amber heard’s story (which will be properly contested as fake in the trial next year - judge in UK wouldn’t allow experts bc of time & amber wasn’t the actual party in that libel case). There’s no case that amber has won against depp despite what her sad stans on twatter say. I don’t doubt that Depp has had alcohol & drug issues which he’s been open about & probably did make him an arse to be around (I personally can’t stand being around drunks) however he’s almost 60 and everyone else who has ever known him all say what a sweet kind & generous man he is. The only person ever to say he’s violent is amber & the fact that she said she donated $7million to charity & got praise in the press for years for it
but it’s since been revealed she kept the money to herself (whilst committing perjury in uk court saying she had donated it) should tell you who is the liar in this situation & if you can’t see that I really don’t know how to dumb it down any further for you.>>937415
Was deffo a bad move getting with her & didn’t make it look good for him dating someone much younger so that was disgusting & stupid but she targeted him. It’s believed she’s a lesbian but dates guys for the money then goes right back to women after the rich men break up with her. He was actually sober for over a year but after the abuse from her he broke his sobriety again when she cut his finger off in Australia. Alcoholics will always turn back to alcohol as a way of trying to cope with whatever bad shit is going on but she encouraged that & really tried her hardest to get him to fight her so she could be a victim
but in the end the biggest complaint of hers was that he would ‘run away’ every fight once she hit him instead of ‘staying & being a man’.
I honestly don’t see how some people fall for her story but Simps gonna simp I guess.>>937903
I don’t think it’s spite, he was happy to leave the marriage & be done with it but she wanted to carry on using his name as that’s the only way to get anyone to talk about her, nobody knows who she is unless depp is mentioned. He just wants to clear his name & stop the constant defamation. If she’s telling the truth she’s got nothing to worry about in court when experts examine her ‘evidence’ but when both sides stories are so different it’s got to be fair to have the day (or weeks) in court & have it sorted out once & for all so everyone can stop going on about it (I realise the irony of the fact I’ve just been going on about it myself).
The fact she’s trying so hard to get the case thrown out instead of just presenting her evidence should also give a clue to who is lying.
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this embarrassing relationship has EVERYTHING:
that's disgusting, i can't believe we really have someone like >>937853
here on lolcow defending mgk so hard out of all of the celebrities we trash.>its not that mgk is better, it's that 99.99% of rappers are significantly worse
yeah ok he supposedly hasn't had any accusations of sexual assault and doesn't have people twerking in his videos? how does that alone make him a better rapper or person than the others, that's such a low bar tf. don't even like rap myself but there's plenty of content out there that doesn't just relate to sex or drugs or whatever it is you don't like, maybe look into the genre before throwing out fake statistics if you only know what's popular. you better hope nothing comes up about him in the future if you're going to stan this hard because this is just embarrassing
Looking at what I missed and everyone's already said what I wanted to say kek so I'll just reply to this>>936518>I also think they fight a lot
I bet they do, couples who seem all obsessively lovey dovey on social media usually seem to have unstable relationships. I wouldn't be surprised kek
“He didn’t rape anyone so he’s a saint”
Off yourself anon. why do you feel the need to defend this creep is beyond me. If a creepy man is getting shat on on an obscure forum you shut the fuck up because he deserves it. You sound like a kpop stan feeling the need to defend your daddy on every corner of the internet. FYI it’s not gonna hurt him so shut up.
I didn't even notice the caption mentioned therapy kek.
This is Megan and MGK with therapy??? Good lord
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Wait they were an item?! I fear for megan even more now, let’s see:
> both started wearing drag makeup
> proudly calling their bfs “daddy”
> saying dumb shit on social media
> using the LGBTQ for clout
> embarrassing relationships
I’m gonna headcanon gay gun skelly as the they/them troon maker idc, i give megan one more year
i don't like demi, like, at all, but she at least looked much healthier and tolerable here compared to now. idk how long ago this was though
i can't believe i didn't know they were rumored to be an item once but i can see it, they're both embarrassing kek
>>938229>also what about my post was racist
"skinny semitic looking jewish boy"
go fuck yourself
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Not the same anon but that was hilarious and apparently accurate kek half white half jew no wonder his face looks like it was sculpted by a 2021 calarts student
I totally read that tweet in Stefan's voice too kek >>937995
You've got some great tastes, nonny
! Thanks for picrel, will give him a listen. >>937721
No comparison at all. Jesus. There's a difference between a Rubens paintings (glorifying a little chunk circa 1600s) and being a deathfat like Lizzo. So sick of "fat positivity" for people like her and Tess Munster.
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She's genuinely transitioning into a deathfat wow
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Sage because this is hilarious to me kek
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Nta but Pauline’s pretty cute, I prefer her jawline to timothee’s.
wait, paris is a lesbian? But she's had a string of bfs/fiances and not really once had even a fling with a girl? You'd think in this climate her being open about being a lesbian would be a pro…
Do you have any proof/hints or anything? First time I've heard this myself
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Rolling Stone paired Olivia up with Alanis. I guess she will be sticking to pop-punk for a while. She needs to get producers that don't rely on interpolation
no I know that, that's why I was confused why >>938584
said that paris is a lesbian. Where the hell did that come from?
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Pick one to fuck, one to marry and one to kill.
Fuck Timmy(into skinny boys sue me(
Marry Depp(he's rich)
Kill Gene (cause he's already dead)
what on earth… googling the pap photos just say they went shopping for halloween costumes>>938597
kek that's funny, can't believe this went unacknowledged
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Jonah hill doesn't want you to comment on his body, nonettes
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what a stupid take.
That, but she also clearly works out look at that muscle tone just wow>>938721
Apparently themi and paris went to dolls kill. disappointed but not surprised.
Rich celebs don’t need to go shopping in these tacky places, they only do it after calling the paparazzi to makes a statement and the statement here is to repair dolls kill reputation after getting outed for their racism and sexism. Gross.
Cry harder, tubby.>>938754
As an ex-heroin addict I don't think she's back on smack but I wouldn't be surprised if she's drinking and popping pills given the weight gain and questionable decisions lately.
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Jonah Hill is a fat fucking bastard. He looks like he’s been dead in an irrigation ditch for 5 very hot summer days, both before AND after his weight loss. However I do not hate or dislike him. He accepts his position in life as the butt of the joke. The omega male. Perhaps that’s why he was more attractive (or less disgusting, should I say) as a fatty. He was comfortable in his own skin.
I always thought James Corden is basically a British Jonah Hill, and unlike Jonah Hill, I don’t regard him with indifference. In fact, I utterly despise him.
I also fucking hate Seth Rogan.
They are all irrelevant fatties.
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Seth Rogen looks like a sexy Dad lately. Please don't compare Jim to Jonah Hill
Is she dating Paris????
When did Paris turn gay??
refer to >>938721
, they only went shopping
Paris is a queen. She's the only celebrity I genuinely stan. >>938782
I love his body type. He's an attractive guy. Horrible person tho
Ok thanks, rock star cows thread is indeed most fitting
Brody anon, let's continue in rockstar thread and pls explain there why do you think Brody is a cow (besides divorce drama i guess)
It probably was her fault, amber heard is a dumb bitch>>938137
It actually looks like it's zoomers who don't actually know/remember what time was like that unironically stan her. She's a 3 IQ rich bitch with no redeeming qualities besides being very attractive
at the end of the day.
(that deleted post was mine, thought it didn't go through, sorry)
Paris' past isn't really scrubbed, her 00s shenanigans were mostly documented on printed media (tabloids) and TV snippets that nobody cared storing. You can still find some of her old stuff on youtube. Her new stuff is alright if you feel like turning your brain off or seeing how rich people behave lol
Her sister marrying a Rotschild and her parents allegedly cutting her off their wealth in the late 00s/early 10s maybe got something to do with her "cleaning up" her act.
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I agree, though the lesbian thing was only brought up by one anon and not based on anything other than one shit photo with Themi, weird>>939030
Yes, some of them are still there but some receipts were posted on page called parisexposed and Paris fought to take it down and it disappeared long ago, some vids are unavailable. However there's enough saved ones on youtube that show her past racist, homophobic and overall insufferable, ignorant, cruel and stupid behaviour. Heck i was a child/teen at that time (i'm a millenial) but i still remember these times. Zoomers of course weren't there and what they know about Paris is what they see online (read: other zoomers saying she's "iconic" cause she dressed in pink, saying "that's hot" and acting like annoying rich white girl looking down on everyone).
That's old stuff but if anyone wants to read some about this, here's a list of these videos from Paris exposed (examples pic rel)https://www.popculturediedin2009.com/post/629636189399433216/ive-followed-you-forever-and-love-you-it-seems
As well as long writing with old milk and all the dirt including photos that were stolen from Paris "secret stash" from her house and leaked online years ago if you want to read more:https://www.popculturediedin2009.com/post/156285038611/10-years-later-paris-exposed
Paris looks amazing, and I know 40 isn't old or anything but she definitely seems way younger than her age in both appearance and general vibe. Goals tbh (aside from all the homophobia anons are bringing up kek).
Demi on the other hand… I've said it before and I'll say it again, insecure women getting fat devolves into an absolute death spiral of poor stylistic choices.
despite my dislike for her i can admit she looks good here, i'm surprised though she only got lip fillers these days. she always had thin lips and could've easily botoxed them out years earlier. or could've left them now as they were either, her thinner lips were kind of her trademark.
Demi is… Demi. we know how she looks in this comparison pic.
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nta but I found him oddly attractive in his recent film
honestly it just looked like that anon was projecting some lesbian fantasy on paris but god, if someone's gonna do that, why pair her with demi of all people from a paparrazzi pic, that's so weird>>939060
anon please no
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Woah that parisexposed archive was wild. I knew she was a party girl but damn. Stds, miscarriage, sex tapes. Her documentary really worked to humanize her but damn I had no idea.
She must have a pretty good lawyer and PR team to keep relevant.
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tbh there were some rumors about paris and lindsay either being a romantic thing or just hooking up for a while (i think the idea was that lindsay caught feelings, paris didnt take it seriously at all)
i remember reading some stuff about them having a big fight where paris called her a "dyke" ages ago and some low quality photos of them kissing exist on the web (picrel) but it could just be straight girl posing but tbh if it was that i'm surprised there's nothing in higher quality? there are some ancient ontd comments and blog posts and l chat threads detailing it all that i'll try to dig up lol. it feels plausible that she's bi but i don't think she'd ever publicly actually date a woman
>>938974>NTA but she also said LOTS of homophobic stuff in her prime days, so her being a secret lesbian sounds ridiculous
She was probably repressing some attraction towards women most likely. Doesn't make it any better though>there's nothing here to stan
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as a bonus, her in a black wig sandwiched between kate moennig and daniela sea from the L word, which she was allegedly obsessed with for a while? (and a super old german blog post with more pics lmao https://lesbianranting.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/das-gute-und-das-bose/
please stop, she's not gay or bi
this is embarrassing
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unfunny fatty libfem Hannah Gadsby, best known for her Netflix special Nanette, has BLASTED the CEO of Netflix for airing known transphobe Dave Chappelle.
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Anon pls chill and read the curated milk on her, she's just another rich Hollyweird druggie/asshole
Hmm top notch plastic surgeons, a huge make up mask, maybe good genes? do we have her current photos without make up though?>>939171
I'm sorry but all these theories on Paris hating gays and lesbians only cause she uwu represses her attraction to women amuse me. not ruling it out 100% but still. These photos are just her being white girl on a party night, making out with her famous friends for fun/photo/keks/whatever else but any love feelings etc. if anything, Lindsay was in love like anon said.>>939209
Lol anon, looks like this damn documentary personality-bleaching works since it fooled you enough to think she's most precious soul ever. Read old milk and use your brains, she might've changed so people don't cancel her again but does she regret anything? press doubt. Paris won't fuck you, people like you are dirt to her.>>939237
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>>939249>Hmm top notch plastic surgeons, a huge make up mask, maybe good genes?
Any celeb has access to the first two, Nicky also looks good so it's probably good genes. And maybe she really did stop partying young enough that it didn't impact her looks. Pic related was when she was mid 20s and she claimed her partying was 'years ago'.
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during the whole "the sun/wifebeater" case the court also got into the possession of an e-mail sent by depp.
"The texts were read in the London court as part of the proceedings of a libel battle against British newspaper The Sun over a 2018 article that described him as a “wife-beater”."
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Low-key, I think they do know. They miss it. It's trendy to act super political and feminist, but at the end of the day, they're still young people in a consumerist society. They want to be attractive and fit in, even if it's unhealthy. That's how you end up with all the libfem copes about how everything is empowering.
If you don't believe me, watch them worship k-pop when they know
the idols are basically trained to extreme lengths from young ages to be perfect dancers, that they're pressured into eating disorders, and that they literally have plastic surgery clauses in their contracts. They're aware of how hyper-conformist and abusive
the whole culture is, but they keep supporting it. They're not really mad that all these fucked up standards and prejudices exist, they're mad that they can't fit into them (or at least not without heavy sacrifice and guilt). They want the pretty end result without the ugly process
One part of zoomers don't even know these things about Paris and others, even if they know Paris was racist/homophobic etc. they say "she just said a couple of white girl things ok" and stan her for being "rude" lol. funny cause they cancel others after smallest slightest things they find as insult otherwise.
The more fucked up it is the more zoomer genderspecials love it. unfortunately i've seen accounts posting strictly coked out 00's celebrities and expressing they wish to be rude bitches/ nepotist kids on coke.
They actually really love being mean and bullying others lol. The problem is, they're all unattractive, poor, fat, troons and/or not white, so anyone can just throw it back in their face and bully them way harder. Pretending to be good people who believe in social justice is just a way to cover their own asses, it's literally their only defense>i've seen accounts posting strictly coked out 00's celebrities and expressing they wish to be rude bitches/ nepotist kids on coke.
They all wish they were skinny, rich, white drug addicts who look hot but can't even spell "privilege" without help, who will never have to worry about a single thing in life, and can shit on other people freely with no consequences lol
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What’s the actual name for this Dexter’s Lab Mom hip/ass surgery? I’ve seen it on Doja Cat, Nicki, porn stars like Riley Reid etc.
No idea but> Dexter’s Lab Mom
I kek'd I knew that body shape was familiar
I don’t think doja got surgery she has always had a thick figure and a big ass i think she has just lost a bit of weight + photoshopped her waist and thighs >>939392
This is so stupid there’s nothing wrong with her face why does lolcow love to tell any woman with non conventionally attractive features to get surgery i thought that was for incels websites
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She and her sister bullied another heiress to suicide, the one that Tila tequila happened to be dating at the time and they tried to frame it on tila, but it had been going on long before. They even burned part of her head and laughed about it, and how Paris treated Lindsey Lohan is also extremely fucked up because Lindsey comes from nothing as was exploited by her parents into sexual abuse. Nicole Richie was also the funniest/best part of simple life and without her no one would care about Paris, and she did her dirty in the friend break up. How she treated Kim kardashian before she was famous was also racist. Paris shamelessly promoted anorexia and really fucked up early 00s body shaming for media coverage.
I think her work with exposing the child “rehabilitation ranches” or whatever is really cool and a solid use of her platform, but she could have done that any time and her documentary was so centered around her image and public perception of her being an “innocent girl” and kept saying she was “stuck at 15” or something. Which is fine, but without her addressing how seriously nasty
she was to less privileged girls that caused humiliating media storms against them, i don’t want to be sold her “innocent victim
forever fifteen I just want to party” narrative. I think she’s a very calculated businesswomen, which I can respect I guess, but she created the rich anorexic tan blonde slutty forever underage y2k image and it fucked up a generation of girls who were pressured by media and peers to mirror that to be cool. She was already rich and this idea of her being a casualty of sexism is bullshit, she was a willing participant and I would appreciate her at least crafting a narrative about addressing peer pressure and body image issues. She also looks great because she has access to the most skilled surgeons, aestheticians, and luxury medical products, and the time to do it. That’s hundreds of thousands of dollars at work.
That said I love her style now, it’s more mature but very cute which people rarely see. Her playing hockey in high school is pretty cool. Thassit.
Damn, that's so bad. This kind of this is unforgiven, this cannot be excused "uwu but i was just regressign 15 year old! teacher touched me so i had to vent out bullying and burning girls i didn't like!"
Hate her new image of brave warrior who was just a victim
of media portrayal like Britney while she did shit like this. good she called that man out but there are still miles of her shitty past always stringing after her.
Don’t label me as a stan just to dismiss my opinion that’s slightly different than yours. The only things i know about doja are from lolcow in fact.
It’s just that women with natural big asses exist and her ass is normal looking as far as i know but i didn’t dig deeper because idc that much. I have never seen proof of her before and after supposed surgery (i saw her weight loss pictures) so I’m not gonna label a woman with a normal looking ass as plastic immediately. I’m just not that insecure nonnie
. So if you’re not just being bitter and have proof post it then we can all agree with you.
just because i have a different opinion than you doesnt mean i’m a male, fuck off. she’s fucking ugly. if i was a scrote i wouldn’t even notice her busted ass face, just bobs and vagene.
i just dont get why she would get so much surgery and photoshop her body so much and do nothing about her absolute rat face?
she goes live on instagram without makeup i guess to be uwu quirky relatable but she really is haggard as fuck.
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I didn't know Doja got featured in EGG magazine. The gyaru aura suits her though.
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That anon gave you the benefit of the doubt for being a woman off her meds so it's all good and accurate>>939243
SA i had to look for a better picture of her face. She looks normal for her age but not for her hard drugs abuse background
NTA but i'd like to know what really is true about this situation.
On the other hand i think it's fooling themselves if anyone believes Paris never bullied other girls. that's hard for me to believe she would never use the situation.
lol but sooo open-minded and tolerant right? some of them just hate all straight people without a reason, even if they never said anything against genderspecials, which is even worse
I know there's no point in arguing with they/them people. what irritates me though is how fucking much of them crop up and adapt some stupid behaviours. girls that i used to know from the internet who were she/her 6 years ago now ofc are they/them, nonbinary, etc. this is just a fashion, and it feels like if you're not nonbinary you're committing a crime against your generation (zoomers, i rarely see it among millenials).>>939528
this is a bad cover overall, the only distinct piece of the photo is Doja's head in a bad wig while background is very weird. makes it look blurry.
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Queen Azealia needs to teach her what's what as far as wig wearing goes. Pic unrel.
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Why is surgery somehow less believable to you than her getting someone to expertly photoshop every pic? This body type is what cartoons and video game characters have, no real person has it without paying for it.
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I guess the Japanese don't think to check for that.
I can't find any more pages.
Anons, one thing's true: Paris has good lawyer/internet team that removes all that scandalous content from the internet. the videos on YT are probably regularly removed too. maybe i searched wrong way but it's impossible to find any memories of people fucked over/bullied by her and other drama through google. and i doubt Kim Kardashian was the only girl she treated instrumentally (bossed her around if she let her tag along and used her to clean her closet and then said she owes her fame etc.).
Last time Paris was caught on going on an anti-gay rant calling gays "disgusting" etc. was back in 2012. (ironically she ranted to gay taxi driver.) who knows what she really thinks, she proved to be still ultra-sheltered and ignorant so i don't really believe her big sympathetic "change". so when she babbles how much she loves gay men as they always supported her singing career, it still feels like empty bullshit.>>939891
yeah that was posted already. disgusting guy
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Ah, so THAT's your criteria. Wow.
I introduce to you another hidden lesbian then.
please stop, the whole "sports girls are actually gay" is more offensive then you think, I assure you that as someone who did sports when I was younger that 99% of us were straight >>939998
Its interesting in a way, I suspect a lot of these "current" Sapphics or whatever started out as Fujos or faghags that simply grew to fetishize any sort of same sex relationship and view it as more "pure" and "natural" then icky straight stuff
Because that picture IS
photoshopped to oblivion, retard
not either of the anons you're replying to but i believe >>939971
was sarcastic, seems like only one (or two) anons above were making the farfetched paris hilton lesbian assumptions out of nothing. started when that pap pic of paris and demi was posted of all things. i agree with you though bc where tf is that notion coming from. can't just get it from someone playing hockey>>940055
same here anon, same
depp fans are so retarded. I don't like Amber at all, but god damn you guys are so fucking devoid of any logical thought processes even if Johnny Depp was a saint, it would be impossible to be on his side because of his fans. Also learn to sage you desperate pickme.>>939376
I'm not even trying to be mean here but I cant believe she's fucked with her body so much and not touched her horse face. She has also NEVER had a wig laid correctly, see >>939528
and literally any other picture of her. This is what she gets for spending her time chasing virtual white dick
Jennifer Connelly. All I want in life is to be sandwiched between her and Paul Bettany.
Also, was sleeping on her for a while, but the met gala really awakened me to how stunning Anok Yai is.
Naomi Campbell's legs.
Linda Evangelista before chingate.
Nearly all celebs are just fine-looking. I actually wish there were more ugly people in the industry.
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Kek yes I took it as I ride dick and have actual reciprocal sex with others. Reminds me of this tweet. “I like pussy, but I hate women.” Its revolting but it makes sense since so many of these men/transbians are so hateful towards women. Or that group of men who repeatedly raped an Orangutan in red lipstick. All that’s needed is a warm hole.
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She's definitely had multiple rounds of liposuction to get this shape + editing the fuck out of herself, she used to look like she had lymphedema though it's such a shame she had a really nice natural shape, I hate these shitty instagram trends of being curvy as fuck but having no belly fat, rolls or lumps and having stick thin legs unless you win the genetic lottery that's just not how it works
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She barely raps in any of her songs though. And when she does her verses are weak af. Then again drake is hardly a rapper either. They're so scared to just admit they're pop stars.
>>940708>They're so scared to just admit they're pop stars.
I mean who wants to admit, that there genre is not really revolutionary or anti-authority, it never was in the first place
it was also always a shitty mass product, not a real music genre
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I really didn't understand the nonnies here who jumped to her defense when her documentary came out that really transparently rebranded her as a victim
to suit the times. She was made famous in the 2000s because pop culture championed crassly bitchy and superficial characters but now social capital is derided from victimhood so she had to aggressively re-market her whole character. If she didn't have an amazing team permanently scrubbing away all the behavior that she was actually
known for from before she would be permanently cancelled.
This trajectory is like Kiki actually, if they were more intelligent they would just own their past because it was just a moment in history that is 10x more interesting than the fake ultra-pc victim
>>940832>social capital is derided from victimhood so she had to aggressively re-market her whole character.
Bingo. This is the case with every celeb out there now. Why do you think Demi is so desperate to be a victim
too? I guess Paris' perfumes aren't selling enough.
don't most people consider them pop artists who rap though?
anyway, doja's songs are actually catchy and drake has never been all that
She doesn’t have the most beautiful of faces but she is still pretty. Far from a “dog face”
I think if she was a little less plastic and tackily made up more people would find her beautiful
It is an act though, she knows the image of what's most popular
she's aware of the fact that she's a lightskinned black girl and all she has to do is shake her ass and not much else
I think she's smarter then you give her credit for, if she was dumb she'd be like Megan Stallion or Nicki, in a relationship with a abusive
peace of shit and or a child rapist
but she's smart enough to not end up like that
Why are you falling for this bitches' bullshit? Stop.
She's so SMART for not associating with rapists, huh? Her producer is Dr. Luke ffs. She's a desperate for fame, dime a dozen industry plant, no different from the rest. Seriously, what is this sites' fascination with this woman?
>>940935>the only reason they support her is because they want to eat their pussy out
Ah yes, because things are black and white and there's no inbetween hating her and "wanting to eat her pussy out" kek
>lesbians and bisexuals have escaped their containment thread
anon just to clarify… those threads are not containment threads. They're for women to talk about their attraction to other women and connect to others. They were never containment threads, never will be. Are you perhaps new? Wanting to integrate this hard by mentioning all this lolcow lingo to seem legit is just sad.
Again, she willingly works for a rapist for her own gain. It's villainous. She reeks of industry plant, anon. It's a manufactured image, looks and personality wise-
Not only did she work with him, but she worked with a man who fucking assaulted and abused another pop star Ke$ha, something that was all over the news and she even made a song about him. She’s an unscrupulous piece of shit, I don’t care how much she shakes her muffin top and rips off Playboi Carti’s raping style she really is and will always be a fame whore desperate for attention because she’s a maladjusted human being. I also like how her fans magically forgot that she used to mingle with white supremacists in old-fashioned chatrooms honestly why do I have to explain biracial behavior? I know even the racist white anons know this is classic for a young biracial woman with a white mom I can’t do this it’s so true they always do shit like this
and engaged with their tomfoolery. She will never be the sacred goddess that faghags have been pushing in this thread as a lovely psyop because she has palatable looks while darker-skinned women have been called ugly for how long? For years. Azealia banks will always be closer to a farmer than her, get used to it(racebait)
>>940994>I don’t care how much she shakes her muffin top
kek anon>rips off Playboi Carti’s raping style
Is there a way to compare the two? please share it>I also like how her fans magically forgot that she used to mingle with white supremacists in old-fashioned chatrooms
Thing is I heard that it was just 4channers and shit, not sure if it was like, 100% white supremacists. It's like saying all of lolcow girls are anachans. Is there a way to know this?
Sorry for the questions. I legit want to know more.
Doja has been producing her own music since 2014, she used to post on souncloud. "Police" and "So High" were moderately popular and that's how she started her fanbase.
She has been writing and producing since then, she used to share her unreleased songs on instagram lives and you can find them, some of them were later added to her last album. I agree it's fucked up she's working with Dr Luke tho, just wanted to add
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Come on anon, she was winning here!! She's a strong powerful woman who needs no male validation. She's got those incels in the palm of her hand, don't you see?
>>940994>She will never be the sacred goddess that faghags have been pushing in this thread
Ok so>ctrl+f sacred goddess doja cat
No one has said that in this thread though?
it's fine to shit on Billie, Ariana, Lana, Nicki, Megan etc. but say one bad thing about Doja Cat and the stans are screeching. Your porny pick-me industry plant will not fuck you, give it a rest>>941007
you are naive if you believe that kek. Funny that farmers accuse every other supposedly songwriter popstars of having ghostwritten tracks yet we are supposed to believe that Saint Doja is somehow different
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The music industry never works like that kek Doja is not a legacy artist or a legend, she will probably never have that much creative control over her own brand and music especially since she does pop music, tl;dr they own her ass until she fucks up or stops getting insane music streams. Picrel is her recent song “Need to Know” and of course it was produced by Dr. Rapist and written by other no-names. It’s very common that a lot of artists don’t write their music, honestly for some of them it doesn’t matter because that’s not where their “”talent”” is designated, some of them are only good for singing, stage performance, producing, etc.
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That doesn’t make it right anon, she still has no self-respect. The cringey attempts at quirky humor fucking kills me and she desperately tried, people only noticed for 5 seconds, and then just never gave a shit. A true horrific flashback to this moment
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>>941026>>941023>I didn't criticize the lesbians
>>941029>grooming and then get trauma
Lurk moar. It's just free attention + soothing of their loneliness, it ain't that deep. Can't remember which thread on /ot/, but there were a few anons saying they were into 4chan scrotes, proudly saying that it was no big deal lol
Doja was probably one of those types. Lonely and bored.
>>941047>she was never a regular person to begin with
Then what's the problem if she visited those cam forums then? If she only did it a couple times like you said>was more shielded from these freaks than Bianca ever was.
Is any woman ever shielded from racist 4chan incels, truly?>>941052>Her song "So High" caught the attention of Kemosabe and RCA Records, with which she signed a joint record deal at the age of 17, subsequently releasing her debut EP Purrr! in 2014.
from wikipedia>>941054>can you pwease censor these people so I no longer have to be confronted with the reality that she’s not an amazing mastermind
Anon I think she meant a containment thread for doja fans, not detractors, unless you want to call yourself a sperg like anon did
So since you have no arguments left you just hit with the same old "go back to tumblr" huh?
Also, this imageboard not being conceived as a "lgb-acceptance" doesn't take back from the fact a lot of lesbian women and bisexual women come to this website. Like I said, why are you so insistent on them?
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this is bait, you obviously write like this homophobe-chan. You can't hide the fact you are this same anon>>941035
Were was I seething about lesbians? I guess I shouldn't have used the meme even though it was used in the past toward other anons stanning female artists. My fault for being lazy kek. Believe whatever you want, I'm not the other anon though.>>941071>>941131
JFC that also wasn't me. I dislike obsessive Doja stanning, that's all. That anon is unhinged and has too much time seething over something that doesn't affect her.
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lil kim's story is sad, I think she still might some insecurity issues. didn't one of her shitty boyfriends cheat on her?
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People here shit on the really skinny "smol petite uwu" look, but if it had been a thing in the 90s (and accepted in the black community), it literally would've saved her
She's like 4'11, she has no business going for a massive instathot body. And she was so pretty and fresh-faced before all the stupid surgery. Fuck the moid who ruined her face, and fuck anyone who made her feel inadequate
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Just saw this, kek
ew wtf? she needs to stop please, this atenttion whoring is insane>>941578>calling extraterrestrials aliens is derogatory
wut? is this bitch for real? She needs to stop doing so much coke jesus christ. Fried brain
weirdly looks better than I would have expected>>941578
two cows kek
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kek don’t be fooled it’s the potato live quality and the lighting…
>>941605>but especially you neil degrasse tyson
I have a degree in a completely unrelated field and can confirm this is correct>>941614
Maybe it is because I am not american but I don't even know anyone who cares about her as an artist, what kind of person does?
I'm not american either but a lot of people grew up watching her on disney channel and feel bad for her because she was abused. But you can feel bad for someone and still critizice them for being stupid you know?>>941614>the cookie stunt
God that was the cherry on top for me. I didn't even like her before but that just made me go "this woman is insane". Video related is my favorite take on it
Honestly demi reminds me so much of pixielocks. Hate them both.
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Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are engaged
They also got in possession of the doctor's notes that says that they knew he was lying but didn't inquire further.
Amber also put out a cigarette on his face.
Seriously, her recollection of the whole 'three day hostage station' is something out of a bad erotica fan fiction.
>That night, Johnny shoved me into a ping pong table that collapsed underneath me. Johnny threw bottles through the window panels of a glass door, breaking two panes, and leaving glass everywhere. Johnny then grabbed me, gripping my body and nightgown. He tore the nightgown off, and at some point, I was naked and barefoot, covered in alcohol and glass.
Johnny grabbed me by my hair and choked me against the refrigerator in the kitchen. I tried to stand myself up but I was sliding around the glass-strewn floor and countertop. Johnny threw me away from him, and I tried to run away as Johnny continued to throw objects and alcohol at me.
In one of the most horrific and scariest moments of this three-day ordeal, Johnny grabbed me by the neck and collarbone and slammed me against the countertop. I struggled to stand up as he strangled me, but my arms and feet kept slipping and sliding on to the spilled alcohol and were dragged against the broken glass on the countertop and floor, which repeatedly slashed my feet and arms.
Scared for my life, I told Johnny, ‘You are hurting me and cutting me.’ Johnny ignored me, continuing to hit me with the back of one closed hand, and slamming a hard plastic phone against a wall with his other until it was smashed into smithereens. While he was smashing the phone, Johnny severely injured his finger, cutting off the tip of it. … Once I was able to get away, I barricaded myself in an upstairs bedroom.
On the third day of Johnny staying awake without sleeping, I came downstairs to find numerous messages Johnny had written to me around the house, on the walls and on my clothes, written in a combination of oil paint and the blood from his broken and severed finger. Johnny also urinated all over the house.” He was finally hospitalized.
Why does it trigger
you so much that anon doesn't date weak-chinned people? Kek
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Of all the things he could've chose to wear that day he went with the Pugsley Addams 'fit. I hate this man.
how was that triggered
? are you sure you're not triggered
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Listening to it now and I really enjoy it. Seems much better than the big pile of nothing COCC was. Also I enjoy Lana commenting on her weight gain in this lyric
is she really "old money" if her father became rich? I thought old money means like generations of wealth.
Fun fact, you can still find early 00's or maybe late 90's websites talking about his financial rise. Even an interview AFAIR
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travis barker is really, really not "too good for her". he's a 45 year old manchild. he's the one responsible for a good chunk of the most embarrassing and bad lyrics in blink 182 songs. dude is cringe
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God, do we get a second "Meet the Barkers"?? This show was such a hot mess kek
Noir rocks. IMHO BBS doesn't sound angry and unhinged enough kek, though (only the bridge). Noir is an outlier in Lana's discography, it sounds more like Emilie Autumn than anything else by Lana.>>942059
Funny that her stans uncovered that. Lanaboards is godsend for LDR facts.>>942062
Haven't been following her boyfriend drama super closely, what points to the songs being about Sean? At least some songs have been written a long ago (CB, though it's obviously not about a boyfriend, LL, NOTG and IFYLWW are from 2013), though they are probably not the ones that could be about Sean. It explains how she was able to record that album so quickly.
Anyway my favorite Sean shade was 'it's different to be a good carpenter and play one on tv' from Violet Bent Backwards (wrote the line from memory since I cannot find in which poem it was)
I forgot to add, in If You Lie Down With me she writes about being in a relationship with a liar who toys with her emotions and puts her on a rollercoaster, and I read something on these boards about Sean getting with her for fame and then cheating on her. Seems that song could be about him too, if the cheating rumors are true.
I think several newly written songs are about Sean, and then the other half of the album is older unreleased tracks
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Apparently Lana yelled at a Target employee because they were stocking her album on shelves early. Saged because blind
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I found something interesting on Lanawiki, pic related. Text book really must be about Sean. I missed the blue with open arms thing because she constantly mentions herself or her boyfriends being blue kek. The stars kind of seals it (don't policemans wear badges in shape of stars?). Can't wait for Lana stans at Lanaboards to uncover more references to relationships, kek.>>942112
That's shitty, I imagine she was super stressed about another leak. Doesn't justify the outburst, but I imagine why she acted so out of character (even according to that gossip).
Or she could have matured/changed? As mentioned, she stopped the pandering when she was still young and attractive. She stopped with the sexy clothing in UV era (even though the lyrics were still pretty pick-me, altough in a very grim way). Honeymoon came out in 2015, when she was just 30 and I wouldn't say she was scrote pandering there (even if you think that the Freak video was too sexy, it's miles from BTD's content).
Of course I don't know what's in Lana's head, but I don't think it's a given she only stopped pandering to scrotes cause she doesn't have any other option. Look at Madonna lol. If pandering to men was Lana's priority (or her managment's), she could lose all that weight and continue with her sex siren image. Some people sure would be delighted. The process of abandoning the pick-me image has been gradual, so it also makes it more believable.
I also find it interesting that she doesn't even try to pander to gay scrotes, though I guess it can have various reasons.
Samefag. Thanks for pointing out my mistake anon, not an amerifag. If anyone the other lanafag, probably
wants to chime in on the meaning of the line, I will be thankful.
Thanks for a polite reply! >if she could just "lose weight" I would think she would for health, not for scrote pandering.
I absolutely agree that health should be her first concern. Contrary to normies, she has all the money and time to focus on that (well, when she's not touring). I genuinely think that mental health issues stop her from going back to her past weight… or she really dgaf, which would be kind of based (ignoring the health issue).
I think that if she was a complete puppet, her management could more or less force her to lose weight. Forgot to mention it in the previous post, but she's known for making career moves that aren't the most commercially viable (I remember there being drama due to Honeymoon underperforming cause Lana did whatever she wanted without caring about selling records). She could have been riding on BTD's coattails, but she has entirely changed her music style even though she has plenty of (ex-)fans missing her pop songs. TBH each album is splintering the fandom more and more, kek. Lana's also messy as hell (as her instagram posts, scrapped music videos etc) show.
I will not say that there is nothing performative about her, because she's still a world-famous celebrity. I do think that she's genuine about her music and poetry (for better or worse).
Cause she's a bisexual lgb icon, probably.
Disclaimer: I don't listen to her
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billy porter mad that gender non-conformity isnt reserved only for gays and enbies
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Lmfao I hate this mediocre, whiny scrote. He's looking to racialize the issue and maybe he's correct about that part but I see his claim and I raise him:>Porter only gets attention because he's doing shit women have been doing for years but as a man, just like every other qweer man colonizing women's hobbies.
Beady eye having, ugly outfit wearing, bitter old cunt can't take that Harry Styles , as ugly as he too happens to be,
is getting attention because he is young and attractive to many people. I don't really think it has a damn thing to do with that kid being straight. Again the race angle I can't confirm or deny but it's clear he's mainly just seething that his entitlement lead to naught.
its very much "you cant do X for attention!! thats what I
do for attention!" if being GNC is something anyone can do he cant make himself feel special for being a dude in a dress
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Do you have more info on the performance? I tried to google but prbably used the wrong search terms.>>942859
You can keep saying that and even provide examples, the Lana hater(s) will still sperg out how she's pandering to scrotes, a total puppet to the industry, probably not even involved in her music (that's from past thread) and that fans are only following her for drama (cause why would anyone listen to THAT??? Impossible!). It's exhausting since it's clear the person doesn't care about the music Lana's been putting out for many years. Not everybody has to love or even like her, but that particular sperging doesn't hold water. I.E Honeymoon was considered a flop because it didn't get ANY promotion. Why, if she's such a calculated product? Lana has been slacking on that aspect for years. It started to go downhill with Ultraviolence (though then she at least put up the billboards and had the slapdash UV music video, IDK about performances promoting the album) and only continued later on. Not to mention her music not exactly following the latest trends.
Anyway I remember fans joking how if it's Lana, the music will leak cause that's what always happens. They were mostly talking about unreleased songs and it was years ago, but it's incredible that not only it's still true, her whole albums leak.I sometimes wish we had a Lanafag thread, but I know it would die like the Mitski one, so what's the point.
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Lana commented on the rumor on the closed account
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Kanye's new hair cut.>>942928
A lana thread would be cool tho.
If more anons are interested, I will happily make it. I know I don't need permission to make a thread, but wouldn't want to make one that's DOA>>942941
I know I will not change your mind, but I disagree. What trends do you mean? You mean her clothes in that one video? I find it far-fetched tbh but I'm not following Y2K trends. I feel like her overly verbose music isn't trendy whatsoever, but I'm curious on your opinion on the topic.
On the topic of the instagram rants - I legit think she is an overly sensitive sperg when it comes to herself, probably due to the backlash she experienced at the beginning of her career. Deleting her public Instagram isn't the best way of attention whoring for the press. Even if stans will leak some stuff, it makes thing harder for everyone and the intention is the opposite of being accessible. Seems like she wants only her stans to follow her.
Also - not promoting her music isn't helping the supposed goal of being 'relevant' to anyone but stans.
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Samefag. Doja Cat mentioned Lana on her stream. Reposting since it made me kek due to both of them being a topic of heated discussions on the farms. What a crossover kek
Looks like he lost a fight with a weed wacker.
I wonder if celebs make these dumbshit choices occasionally to note which of their crew gasses them up instead of pulling him aside and giving him a beanie lol
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What is with the “body positive” people who are like this? I’m disgusted. Adele’s weight loss isn’t about her apparently.
Another anon here who'd love a Lana thread. There's a lot to talk about and I would hope it'd be active!>>942187>>942123
Responding to you late anon, I missed your post! The standing blue with open arms line in Textbook immediately made me think of Sean, cops wearing blue. In Blue Banisters she speaks about her female friends helping her heal and to paint her banisters with her, just like he promised to do but never did. "most men don't want a woman with a legacy". Can we also talk about how she's becoming more and more open about her severe mom issues
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Travis Barker on Kim kardashian in his memoir kek
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another mention of her
people always say ex-fatties are mean and this is why. There's a neverending stream of fat retards passively-aggressively doing this shit (but at a lesser scale obviously) because they feel any weight loss is a slight on them personally, especially if you're someone in their real life. >>943457
lizzo didn't try to lose weight. She started doing juice cleanses or w/e. She should be shit on for that, as should anyone that endorses that shit. The fat bitch won't stop eating ubereats for her health but she's gonna drink insta smoothies after her maccy D's so it's ok. Lizzo will never lose weight because she'd have to accept the fact it's not her weight people are discriminating against, it's her dog ugly face and shitty bullying attitude. This woman's so addicted to food she doxxed an ubereats driver when the driver didn't put her tendies directly into Lizzo's fat paws after Lizzo was too lazy to walk down the fucking hotel stairs. She's not losing anything, ever.
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I fucking hate these people. Shut the entire fuck up. Fat women hate any woman not fat way more than skinny women ever do, because men
humiliated them. Leave other women the fuck alone with this fat entitlement.
iirc, she kinda touched base about this in her documentary (if we take her word anyway), that she was always left leaning but being political in country music (which is usually conservative) is a death sentence like the dixie chicks who she specifically names in the doc. Apparently it scared her so much she decided to be apolitical until she felt safer about it and was open and honest.
Who's to say if it's true or not, but she's not wrong, the dixie chicks got FUCKED OVER when they were against bush back in the day and their career flopped. I kind of lean towards her being honest about that, especially considering she was pretty young around this time and her career just started (vs now where it's more established and she has less to lose about being political).
But I do get the feeling she's pretty fake about her wokeness/feminism and certain aspects, even if she leans left. If you're curious you should watch the doc, it's on netflix I think.
To be fair, the fact that media constantly baits and headlines about a celebrity's weight loss to get these types of antagonized reactions out of people doesn't make it shocking when it actually happens. They're doing exactly what these organizations want them to do which is spreading word around for clicks and views. If we truly lived in a "body positive" society, then weight loss wouldn't be news like this.
Why is it weird that fans are reacting to what's being shoved in their faces instead of it being weirder that certain personal health choices are slammed in our faces like this? I don't ever see as much hoopla about when a celeb quits a cigarette addiction for instance, and lord knows cigs take a toll on looks after a couple of decades.
Of course fat fans will be attracted to fat idols and will feel weird when their idols don't look like how they first saw them anymore. I don't think fans are saying these things to be petty and jealous, but of course it's being played up that way because women=catty jealous bitches and there's no way they can ever have a vulnerable dialogue about how these types of headlines just pay lipservice to looks pageantry and not true health. But hey, what the fuck do I know..
make the lana thread nonnie
people here don't wanna hear us dissect her lyrics probably
Very much agree. She always struck me as conservative in every way, but won't say it and plays the "it'll effect my career!" card so she doesn't have to talk about her comfortable upbringing in Pennsylvania. And most people I know who listen to her are conservative, although I know that means nothing and it's anecdotal. Even her woke efforts are corny and fake - the You Should Calm Down vid for example
What makes you think Dita is conservative? Generally her burlesque stuff wouldn't be acceptable by conservative standards>>943777>>943896
Lana dated a man who was an ex cop and (colour me shocked) a lot older than her. I'd be interested in a thread about her, actually. I'll admit I'm actually a fan but I do have some criticisms of her, and yes there is a hell of a lot of tea in her early unreleased music
I mean, I can understand why they're mad. Imagine building a career off of rabid support from fat people with insecurities, then dropping the fat as soon as you no longer need it as a selling point. If you, as a public figure, decide you no longer want to be fat, you can't be used as evidence that it's okay to be fat anymore, and that just hurts the fat positivity movement as a whole
This is what happens when obesity is made into an identity. You've got to stay in the club, or you're a traitor who stole all those people's money, time and resources lol. Can't have it both ways
The whole fat positivity thing is a double-edged sword for any sort of public figure. Most of them know this too, so I can't really feel sorry for them
Beyonce and a lot of the twitter popular "yass queen slay" pop divas, especially the black ones
Its stupid not to pretend this isn't the case
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Billie Eilish announced her new perfume
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Picrel is a closeup of the bottle
1. Her fans aren't really the type to spend $$$ on perfumes. She'd be better off with a line of vape paraphernalia and collabing with Spencer's
2. That bottle looks like shit. Niki Minaj, Kim k I can understand doing the nekkid woman as object theme. But Billie isn't exactly known for her sex appeal, even if she lost weight she doesn't have the charisma. Plus it just looks cheap
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She’s never really talked about her body and has said the questions annoy her because men never get asked the same. She’s said she has insecurities. Picrel is the closest to what your mom said but it’s not being woo woo obesity advocate by any means.
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I took a quick browse and haven't found any quotes like that but I did find this. Note that this was said back in 2012 and she could have changed her stance since then. Maybe decided to be healthier, and there was the anxiety as well? But she never came across as being overly concerned about her weight
>>944300>d-did YouU gUYs know that I have BIG TITTSSSS just look at these MASSIVE HONKERS don't be scared, and if you don't like me it's just because I have big tits
I literally can't billie sometimes. her/her family/her team literally reduced her tits. Tits she can't even show without shit tons of lifting, padding and corsets
at least other celebrities who make their tits a thing still hold a curvy figure once their bra comes off, even them celebrities like kim k, dolly parton, pamela anderson, etc can actually hold a conversation without talking about their tits>>944304
this, the whole "billie eilish is now sexy" thing is extremely creepy and forced. She just doesn't have the body, looks, attitude or any sort of style for it. Hell they can't even let her be seen in something remotely tight without using a corset, several bras and so on. What sexy woman with a nice body can't even do that? I swear god she's just like every other american fat girl who things them being fat = big tits and big tits = sexy, but then when it comes to walk the walk they're too fat and unattractive to be able to be seen or pictured without a fuck ton of helpful undergarmets
>>944325>They are focusing on her tits because unlike a lot of them before her, she actually has them.
lol. Miley cyrus, linsey lohan, etc all had boobs. Lohan had quite large ones IMO too. Are you one of those people that thinks being practically obese = "actually having boobs"??
when these women were sexualized they also didn't force it as much since these women were actually attractive with nice bodies, billie isn't which is why they need so many fake alternatives to make her waist look smaller and her proportions look unrealistic, but you'll never hear bodyposi folks talk about this because somehow fat girls get a pass to make their body look unrealistic with photoshop, corsets, etc
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Miley has nice tits but they’re small. I also didn’t say no one before her ever had tits. You hate her and her body, we get it, but what’s happening to her is exactly what happens to most teen stars and yes they were just as forced. She’s not special.
Why does her nose look like an arrowhead>>939807
Looks like they did that gold dip thing
>>944344>she actually has tits
this is what you said. You said billie has tits and other people don't. Mileys boobs aren't small she's just very skinny and they're uniform to her body. Don't you think other teen stars with large breasts like lohan would have had the whole boob thing forced like billie if your theory about how billie is a big tiddy goddess surrounded by those evil flat girls and thats why everything needs to be about her tits none stop is true?>>944346
there was one picture where she was obviously wearing a push up and that's it. Any girl with large boobs would know the shape difference between a girl with medium to large boobs wearing a push up bra in a tank top vs naturally large breasts in a normal bra in a tank top
>>944377>I meant most! not all! this somehow changes your entire argument
Oh? and what stars don't have breasts? or are they just not obese? or did having proportional breasts to ones body somehow = flat now?
I can tell you're american, unhealthy view on how womens bodies are supposed to look as well as telling healthy women they're literally missing a body part because they develop a normal and healthy size compared to your body. Effects of living in a porn sick culture where it's a running joke that little girls will stuff their bra I guess
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Lena Dunham is obese and has no tits kek now you can stfu
>>944390>unhealthy>teenagers weight and tits
I was pointing out anon said most stars don't have boobs unlike billie, this is obviously an unhealthy view on how female bodies should look. Billie is obviously overweight and does indeed use things like special bras or shapewear to make her proportions look unrealistic but that just brings up a whole bunch of points and questions.
beating around the bush and laughing off the obviously unhealthy views here and claiming "I'm freaking out about a teenagers weight and tits" aren't going to do any favors, especially since this discussion started with people wondering why tf is she always talking about her tits>>944391
find me a single mainstream media bit that has ever tried to paint lena as attractive and lena isn't a teen star either. what is your point?
and then I added in about how other stars had large tits and they didn't try to force it as much as billie did. I also keep bringing about how she obviously uses artificial ways to make her body look disproportioned which you keep ignoring. I took one quote wrong which didn't even make a difference because it meant the same thing. I'm more worried as to why you see a teenager obviously using fake ways to make her boobs look bigger, than capitalizing it, and then use that as a chance to compare her boobs to others and body shame other celebrities who chose to not be overweight or use fake enhancing methods
you remind me of those scrotes who body shame women who are sexually assaulted by saying shit "he grabbed her ass?? she doesn't have an ass tho!!"
let me quote it for you again>>944325>They are focusing on her tits because unlike a lot of them before her, she actually has them
did an anon, you or not, say "billie actually has tits unlike a lot of other girls"?
please explain to me how this isn't comparing other women or not shaming other girls >>944425>y-you're just stupid
that's how you know you lost
they didn't state that other women have different breast sizes, they said other women are "missing" breasts because they're not as big as billies.
have you seen most teen stars? most of them have completely normal and healthy breast sizes. The idea that women with normal breast sizes are "flat" just encourages the idea that women need extreme proportions in order to "be normal". This is why so many teens get plastic surgery, stuff their bra and have body dysmorphia>>944433
oh how embarrassing obviously just crazy old me came in ranting about her tits existing, totally nothing else at all nobody ever did anything, why am I here again?
>>944436>we didn't say that
holy shit. You're the one who needs to take your meds since your braincells apparently have no understand of what synonyms are. Either that or you have no other argument so you just dig at the bottom of the barrel
either way if you can't comprehend how saying someone doesn't have boobs is the same thing as saying someone is flat you are beyond stupid and embarrassing yourself
Oh? so no one else, on the face of this planet, would ever agree, saying someone has no boobs = flat?
If sexualization was the issue you would focus on that, not take time to point out about how billie actually has boobs unlike other stars. Not only bodyshaming other women but also encouraging the unhealthy idea that women are supposed to have extremely large breasts in order to be normal.
not about how "other women don't have boobs" or promoting scrote level body standards that women need to have big boobs to be normal that. Quit ignoring the obvious problem and acting as if it is all about the damn boobs and nothing else.
I think it's unhealthy to ignore a teenager obviously having eating troubles and excusing it as "just a few pounds".
It's not about "using a word I don't like". OP obviously body shamed women by telling other women they are missing body parts because they are not big, on top of that it encourages unhealthy body standards which I repeated for the millionth time but you keep beating around the bush and focus on stupid made-up arguments
NTA but since we're apparently dealing with Helen Keller because this post has been tagged several times in the argument>>944325>They are focusing on her tits because unlike a lot of them before her, she actually has them.
This post implies that Billie has breasts unlike a lot of other girls. No one cares Billie has big boobs but telling other girls they don't have boobs is quite shitty especially since a legitimate flat chest is rare in Hollywood>>944480
No, no they didn't, you wanted to claim being flat chested was not the same as saying someone has no breasts, which every dictionary disagrees with you. Now you're just hanging onto that for some reason
Okay, find a a single piece of evidence from literally anywhere that proves having a flat chest is not the same has not having boobs
also prove to me how saying other girls don't have boobs isn't saying other girls don't have boobs
or let me guess>muh missing a body part isn't the same thing as not having a body part! stop lying and putting words in everyones mouth!!! fake news!!