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Hell ya baby time to image dump
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i want the jojos to gangbang me raw
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Thank you Hideo.
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If only I could hump his legs.
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Tell me why,
Why can't we have a threeewayyyy
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I want to fuck everyone in Jujutsu Kaisen, no exceptions
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…I only want to fuck this dude for some reason.
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I wish what was me, I really want a threeway with Diluc and Kaeya.>tfw no fire and ice dp
Like, imagine, I’m sure kaeya must be a bit cold to the touch, and Diluc has to be warm, it would be like having the air conditioning on after taking a warm shower.would it be bad to warm up a dildo and put another dildo in the freezer? Would it damage my cooch?
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Mary has great taste
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I need him. I can’t explain it anymore I need him.
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unironically found this scene hot despite the context. i want them to fight/simp over me nonstop. even saved some reader-insert fics with that premise
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i really want to fuck naoya and im tired of pretending its in the "I'm gonna peg the misogyny out of him haha" way. i want him to completely fuck feminism out of me and turn me into his cumslut.
1. this is for 3D husbandos as well
2. this is for shitpost
3. this is for hornyposting
4. this thread was requested
5. they were clogging the retard shitpost thread
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I know his arms look like a huge ballsack but imagine what he can do with all those hands (and the mouths attached to them)
I want to fuck every male in this series, yes including the worst boys, yes the retarded ones too, yes whichever character you personally hate idc, all except literal shotas and that graperape midget.
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how do I stop cringing at myself and embrace the horny since it's anonymous
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Yes.>why is he so perfect?
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I will sametard a lot, I found this retarded picture.
. he reminds me sm of my crush irl
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different anon here's one without the watermark
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this one's kind of dark
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want to smear food in almost every part of his body and then lick him clean, mask on of course
will now proceed to bury my head in sand
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Turkey is top daddy lol
and this one doesn't really involve fighting over reader-chan but it's a threesome with oso and kara plus it's hot sohttps://archiveofourown.org/works/14834661
looking back on my bookmarks most of the things i saved were focused individual neets besides these two and the one with oso and choro
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*were focused on
anyway I feel like posting oso now
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i firmly believe he would make the perfect fuckbuddy as long as you hide your money
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unrelated, an ichi
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come to the
stinky side nonita
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wait should've posted this, i forgot i got a bunch of yume art lol
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>>188031>>188030>>188014>the jyuushi in this and the ichis
Please anon I genuinely feel insane. He’s so undesirable what the fuck is wrong with me.
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God I wish this was me
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the gang'sbang all here
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Just a heads up this thread is not just for 2D husbandos and waifus, it is also for 3D real human husbandos and waifus, general hornyposting (ex: I wanna suck a big testicle) and manhate memes
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I actually dislike him so much that that photo made me come to my senses
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Back to being retarded because I want him.
How saucy can the images be? I know no full-on porn but what is the sauce level exactly
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as long as there’s no genitals or intercourse it should be fine
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I want to slap them, but I also want to kiss them and do many things that i probably should post in the sexual fantasies’ thread.
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You can’t just post this and not say who they are
genitals and nudity should be spoilered obviously
its in the lolcow rules
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They’re Floyd and Jade leech from twisted wonderland, two ridiculously tall and shady himbos.
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I don’t read moonrunes, but Dios mío ¿qué puede hacer esa lengua? mi amor.
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i want to fuck everyone in jjk. holy shit
I WANT TO FUCK REINHARDT TOO.
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Thanks for letting me know. I took a near year-long break from lc and wanted to be 100% on it. Love how everyone calls each other nonny
/anonita now it's cute
the fact that the Hetalia boys aren't real makes me want to cry irl
Right guy: Oh
Left guy: What? Did you find something funny?
Right: Nah, but it's the Floyd-senpais
Right hand guy: Oh hi
Left hand guy: It's the shrimp
Off-panel top: Uuugh, if they pick a fight with you, I'll just leave you. So annoying.
Off-panel bottom: You're so heartless. Some things don't change…
The sweet I got. I got this from shrimpie.
Off-panel top: Floyd, what are you doing? We'll be late to the shop opening!
Off-panel top: Fufu, shrimp was there.
Right guy: Uwa! A sweet! I thought it was something else
Left guy: ?! His tongue is so long!
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Dude I just started reading the manga and the first time this dude takes his fucking blindfold off … Gege what are you doing hiding this angel's face away?!
That said I went to a doujin store the other day and 95% of JJK doujin are Gojo fucking anything that moves. No blindfold in sight. Maybe Gege just wanted us to be able to concentrate?
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ok I don't care anymore. I'll say it in the classiest way I can… nevermind. I want his semen dripping down my thighs. the world couldn't fathom how little I care that he is a ginger, I need him. had this fantasy last night of putting my hand on his face because I want to do that when I see how serious and high-strung he looks. put my palm to his cheek to try and smooth him. but he seizes my wrist and grabs me someplace else I haven't decided yet, let's say waist. except I kinda want his gloved hand gripping my chin in a threatening manner (not harmful since it is a fantasy). it can progress many ways from there. I rewatched the first movie tonight with my father, and I showed no signs of my thirst in his brief on-screen moments. I quietly gave him my devoted attention. the feeling is growing until I can watch the next movie. it's one of life's cruel jokes that he is such a minor character, then again saves me the shame of constant horniness when watching with my family, which is awkward. still he gets all of my attention even when not on screen. his yelling face was kind of ugly but I want him to shout at me passionately, hatefully how he wants to destroy the resistance. I don't know why it's hot that he's authoritarian. I love it and his neat smoothed hair, sneering nose, and sexy sideburns. what I'm scared about is, how many steps removed am I now from a nazi fetish? I should've been a driverfag but kylo is not the same at all, for me. I laughed when he came on screen because I thought of lolcow though. no one else but LC can know of my lust for this creep
unironically based, glad I'm not the only one lusting after this bootleg hugo boss motherfucker
arguably him being a ginger just makes it better
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i want to continue his bloodline with him so bad and give him so much children i will become his little housewife i dont care anymore
>Arthur Morgan thread pic
your taste is impeccable op i too want him to bone me
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>>188076>bootleg hugo boss motherfucker
KEK exactly anon, yet I eat it right up…
also I noticed he looks completely different depending on angles and lighting, can range from looking like a weird naked mole rat to … pic related, swoon. there's no explanation for why I like this quality of his.
he can aim his giant genocidal space laser at me anyday. I'd thank him
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>>188074>what I'm scared about is, how many steps removed am I now from a nazi fetish?
Whenever I showed Hux to my boyfriend, all he would say every single time was "he looks like a Nazi wet dream", so I guess you're halfway there I'm there too fuck
>I should've been a driverfag but kylo is not the same at all, for me. I laughed when he came on screen because I thought of lolcow though.
Kek did your dad questioned why you laughed?
Did you watch the Domhnall Gleeson Burberry ad? I think it's really nice. As a dfag, I'm waiting eagerly for the release of the Kylo one.
Anyway, I'd I want a threesome with Hux and Kylo, but I'd honestly would rather see them bone. Preferably they can fight a bit beforehand to see who's gonna take it up in the ass. Hopefully there's a bit of blood drawn.
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husbando x reader (Y/N) and your hot body dreamboat husbando exchange a BIG KISSU. what sexy times.
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indirect kiss trope with him after passing the boof
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you know what I just remembered? just how fucking FAT ichi's ass is. like god damn. and it's consistently like that too. same with juicy's
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Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (ah, ah, ah ah)
Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (mwah)
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The worst Matsu
its all about catboy.
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i honestly don't know either, there's just something about them..
but i guess one of the appeals is the fact that they're canonically horny and desperate, that's just hot to me for some reason. but i also had crushes on simplified/stylized characters since childhood so it's probably autism.
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I'm glad this is a thread now because I'd been wanting to sperg more in the husbando thread but I felt so bad about the prospect of shitting it up.
I know for a fact there at AT LEAST 2 other Okabefags on this website.
I don't have anything more shitposty to say at the moment.
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This person drew the best tweels. I don’t even care that she was frankentracing, I’m still sad she got ran off twitter by the jp fujo busybodies.
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He's so awkward and cute and has the nicest voice…I just want to touch his hair and choke him with his lanyard hhgghhhnngghh
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Shiro from the Voltron reboot as an amputee-war veteran PTSD-soft man-canon gay-asian-bara-mindrape-cloned representation-bingo-from-hell character design was such wasted potential, I wish he was in a good show. I know he's basically decaff-Guts, but I like his soft design better.
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He always gave me Kaneoya Sachiko vibes, I bet she would draw epic fanart of him.
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hottest death note character
have imagined a threeway with him and matsuda
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Jon Arbuckle bouncing his fat ass on my strapon
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I reallyreallyreally want his jacket
that's a pretty generic leather motorcycle jacket>>188193
it's just a jacket lmao.
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he's a character from Despicable Me 3
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tojis big manly milky mommy milkers tojis tittiesvtities milky titiestiti tojis the titiestitiestitiest tiestitiestitiestittities tojis milky tittsies tojis titties tojis milky titties toji the tittiest
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remember we can also post 3D husbands and retarded male memes cause this is /g/
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Nta but when I was a kid, I used to think he was pretty cool, even though I didn’t like the cartoon because I preferred watching normier stuff like those 24hrs marathons of pokemon or Disney series.
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this fucker is who I imagine when I can't sleep. I retract to a safe space in my head where I have a whole detailed universe where we run away together and I fix him, or we an hero together, depends on my mood. I would never let a 3d man mistreat me in the way I'd let Nathan treat me
all his non-yaoi fanarts are butt ugly and his in game model is disgusting but in my head he's gorgeous
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You should play Mass Effect
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i appreciate a good dumbass
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austria… wanna see him get railed tbh
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Imagine how tall he is anon his cock would be huge too
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Folks, who has the best marvel tits?
Cast your votes!
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Are you yelling me i cam post my husbandos outside of /m/ ???? Can I post lewd ones ?
Anyway my #1
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N my #2 , cliche but I love these skinny men with wide hips and shy personality u know?
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he's so abbdddorable I got mass effect 3 when it was free once but I couldn't get into it because I hadn't played the first two parts so I just went down to talk to Garrus and fawn over him. This is so sad. we will never marry cute tall aliens in huge armor. whyyyyyyy
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fantasizing father anderson sending me james joyce-esque pervy letters and sniffing my correspondence..
want him so bad anons
Just drinking a beer and looking at mediocre redhead reddit men naked. I just wanna fucking idk, passively inhale scrote dick pics. Only ginger though. >>188074
I'm not used to hornyposting, is gayer hornypostin OK?
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I once read a fanfic where he would use his mind reading/invasion force to give you instant super powerful orgasms, one after another, to the point of utter exhaustion.
I want him to do it to me while dicking me from behind, in the snow of the Starkiller base fields. He could also pin me up against a tree while I'm too tired to protest against the tree bark burns in my skin. I know his 190cm self could handle it no problem.
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Kawaii as fuck. Since someone replied I can justify venting now, and this will be cringe:
I cant believe it they killed him
I knew it though that it was coming, but it haplened so fast and I thought okay he's gonna be ok it wasn't clear that he died it was so fast but OF COURSE he did, he's just a minor character
anyway fml the rest of the movie was just me waiting for him to come back and slowly realizing oh. he is deceased.
I guess this counts as a venting shitpost. I need to find the content where he has a cat and anything else with him in it… my space nazi husbando.
to finish off with hornyposting, when picrel happened I thought "I wish that were me" including the slap I'm sorry
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anon who is this??? i’m such a weakling for dumb guys with red hair. pic related
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I felt the sexual tension in this scene
I keep cycling between Kylux and Reylo and Kylo with myself
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Speaking of Star Wars husbandos
I wouldn't mind being railed by him on top of his ship console for some hours and then dropped off in like batuu or tatooine or whatever and only see him again for another dicking session.
But only with the mask on.
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Doppo from Hypmic, he isn't dumb just stressed salaryman rapper.
>>188460>But only with the mask on
I don't think anyone likes him without the mask lol
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God me too anon, I don't care if he probably has lice or something I wanna kiss him
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I need Koujaku to rip me in half
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I love this motherfucker so fucking much, it's like almost all my fetishes were stacked into one character. I'm so glad I managed to snag his very first R-18 doujinshi before he was implemented in the game, it's so expensive nowadays.
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same but it’s these two freaks. or mizuki and noiz lmao
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Tfw no hot douchey southern bf
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Those tight ass pants hnnnng
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I am horny for this motherfucker again.
I feel like Kylo Ren (not Ben Solo) would be a very selfish fucker, in all meanings possible. He would only give you orgasms as a power trip thing, leaving you exhausted and in tears while he keeps fucking you relentlessly. He doesn't care if you are tired or sore, he'll keep doing it. He'll pin you down or lift you up with the force, he doesn't even have to touch you if he doesn't want to. He'll see what's in your mind, the deepest, dirtiest stuff. And he'll use against you.
He'll be back to hating himself once he's finished and he faces his face own the mirror, but while using you, he's powerful.
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The fact that Arthur doesn't and will never exist makes me want to die
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if anon gets TB she will get her wish of dying while also feeling connected to her ailed husbando, as if he gave it to her
in other words, op >>188627
I suggest contracting tuberculosis
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I have that same pic saved lmao
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I had a dream that picrel saved me from being stabbed and bled out in my arms. Most romantic thing a scrote has ever done for me.
I read it at first the opposite way >I feel like Ben Solo (not Kylo Ren) would be a very selfish fucker, in all meanings possible
and I felt offended. Anyway thanks for posting him, I wanted to but wasn't sure if we are allowed to for the obvious reason KEK.I had a dream about Kylo Ren back when TFA was the only thing. I was full-blown yandere masochist sub for him but he lowkey hated me and only wanted to choke me LMFAO
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Touken Ranbu finally getting its english release brought me back, and I'm in love with the swords again.
Any other saniwas here?
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Sengo is so fucking fine especially in the musical. I want to touch his bunny tail.
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You can see the outline of Doppos pebis in this card…..
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it's not a deal breaker tbh>>188663
exquisite taste anon
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I want mads mikkelsen in period costume to cradle my otherworldly body in his arms and stroke me tenderly, then give me the box eating of a lifetime, then never see me again
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I want to fuck the rat.
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Only if he shaves before and dies after.
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I want him to use me as stress relief so bad.
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I want him. I always did. Ever since I set foot into that police station I wanted to fuck this hunk of beef.
When I got him as a companion I would make sure to remove that greasy ass hood from his head because he’s so sexy with that full head of hair.
I want him to plow me so hard in a dirty shack
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i see him on the fucking screen and i have to stop playing because i am absolutely horny for him i cant keep on doing this nonies
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I’ve found my people.
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The autistic himbo of my dreams. Him being a virgin really seals the deal for me tbh.
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I think that as long as you focus on the character and not he actor, it's fine. We can always thirst for the actor itself on his thread lol I also won't post pictures of his face, just fanarts or masked.
>I read it at first the opposite way and felt offended.
Oh, no. I think Ben Solo would go in the complete opposite direction, probably to overcompensate. I feel like he would feel very vulnerable; completely unmasked for the first time literally masked and metaphorically. He would eat you out on his knees for hours, if you asked him too. He would let you be on top, he would touch you, feeling skin to skin for the first time, as himself. He wouldn't do mind tricks or forced orgasms, he would like to try and do it by himself, naturally. But you could still asked for one if you wanted to, just to see him blush and lightly squirm as he feels your pussy tightening with him inside. He would want to look you in the eyes, even if he was a bit embarrassed of it himself. And he would probably hold you a lot afterwards, he doesn't want to lose anyone else, anymore - he still full of parental issues kek
I think he would learn to balance it a bit more later, bringing a bit of Kylo Ren when necessary RIP Ben Solo
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My dream man, I've had a huge retarded crush on him since I discovered him in high school, he's ten years older than me but I used to spend entire classes just daydreaming about being in an angsty relationship with him where he's a super ~tormented intellectual artist~. He's really smart, funny and tall which is literally everything I find attractive in a man. Knowing m that I'll never have a chance with him makes me actually sad (though I'm very happy for him and his wife. Just googled it and apparently she's 12 years older than him, that makes me like him even more ugh how can a man be this perfect and based)
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lmao glad to know that my hornypost(s?) were of help, nonnie
Lucky for you, Reylo is like the 4th or 5th most popular ship on AO3, so there's a lot of material there. I am a nitpicky bitch when it comes to my fanfic and even I could find something that met my tastes.
>>189124>Ben Solo/Kylo Ren is autistic
Hmm definitely not my interpretation of him (if you mean it as diagnosis and not in a "lovable retard" way). I hate being uncomfortable with other people's headcanons of my ~comfort husbandos~ and I don't feel confortable sharing mine but I guess that's what religious people feel when confronted with a different sect's dogma about their god or prophet, so at least I can understand others better through being a sperg
I feel you deeply on the tfw when no Kylo Ren bf. Why even live tbh>>189158
Ah, that's such a cute fanart! I wanna cry too now, so I'm gonna take a nap and hope Ben comes sheer me up in my dreams. Tomorrow is the day I dive into AO3
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I'm not >>189124
but I personally interpreted it as loveable retard with some social issues kek I wouldn't think of him as a literal autist as well
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Finally a place to post this lol
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I want him to annihilate me
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YES HOLY SHIT GOOD TASTE. His remake look is so adorable and i wanna sit on his face
We're gonna have to share this one.
I'll let you sit on his face first cause you posted first.
is there any pics like this with his tiddies out?
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I like fighting games because they're fun
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he's so dense and horny it's endearing
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That's not nearly as degen as wanting to fuck serial killers and diddlers.
Anyway, Joseph Joestar (at any age, really) butters many parsnips for me.
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This game isn't even out yet but I wanna kiss him on the lips
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oh yes I feel less guilty wanting to fuck him when he's like this
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put through a de-aging filter, yes
which is accurate enough looking like the real thing if you changed his hair color
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I was going to post the brawny man in this thread, but I found this and it's even better
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i wanna peg him so bad it hurts <3
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I know he's probably musty but I want him to sit on me im sorry
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I enjoy the idea that he is a virgin
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want him to motorboat me and straddling in my lap, caressing him as he's sucking on my breasts
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I wanna lay some pipe FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>ywn grab naked Leon from a bathtub
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I want to manhandle him so badly
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im so close to getting back into hetalia in 2021
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This fan comic: https://alamusprime.tumblr.com/tagged/another-dawn
No 18+ action sadly but there is Leon nudity to enjoy.
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I hate the fanbase but.. Danganronpa is my guilty pleasure, and especially Korekiyo
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Girl same holy shit, I actually have a body pillow of him on my couch lmfao. I'm such a bitch for uniforms and 2d men with long hair, he ticks like all of my boxes.
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He could pretty much do whatever with me. idc.
Get him out of that fucking cube Gege, I want my husbando back
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I like his black T-shirt so much. Who knew Gojo was packing so much TITTY
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>I still didn't meet a cute half-curse that I can call nii-san in bed
what the fuck? when will this suffering end??
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>"Good news, looks like you just got a cold. Get some rest, son."
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his douchey (young DMC3 Dante)behavior only makes me want to dom him more
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i am now a robot fucker>>190187>>190204
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I want to crush his big ass head with my thighs and then take a nap on those succulent tits.
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another day goes by with no cuddles from cyborg cop and gym equipment hoarder boyfriend
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>protects you at all costs
>you could sleep hearing his singing
>observant and understanding
>sexy eye shape
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Aidens in /cm/ got upset with me for hornyposting. Glad we can unleash our female thirst here.
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I want to FUCK him so badly. GODDDDDDDD I wanna corrupt him. I wanna throw his legs over my shoulder and go to town. I wanna suck his pecs. Look at his pretty ass. God I just wanna peg him, ride him, anythingggggggggggg FUCK. He's so pretty fuck me dude
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i'd punch my dad (not my mom tho, not going THAT far) if that meant i got the chance to suck on any yakuza man's uncut dick. if any of them called me slurs or even slapped me in the face i'd say thank you sir
why you gotta use a dead souls pic for this
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well I never figured someone would gif this scene from eternal sunshine but I was wrong. the quality too damn
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this isn't even my fav movie of his but i would be lying if i said it didnt tickle my ladyboner a little
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i don't know what came over me but i really want to fuck 2005 era willy wonka. i can't imagine what the sex would even be like, he seems like the type who's scared of it tbh
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>lurk Stacy thread looking for inspo
>it's autistic marina screeching
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tfw no butler to get eloped with out of an arranged marriage
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What id do to get smothered by her boobs…
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I was looking around Etsy for necklaces and forgot about this listing. I am so upset I didn't screencap a review on another sd necklace that was 10 times lewder than this and showed half the boy cleavage. Tan skin and neck stubble are my kryptonite.
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>tfw no yandere hot bf
He would probably tell me that he won’t give my heart to the queen if we do some consensual, missionary love making with the lights on as we hold hands.
, thought this was the unconventional thread. My bad
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no thoughts. just sukuna and his two dicks
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bingewatched those last sac episodes and I think I'm in love
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I can fix him.
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Everything on pixiv only has one dick. Disappointing.
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He's. Perfect. He's cute, hot and can't talk too much which is the worst sin of males. I'd love to make him hold back moans. I'd peg him all night. I'd make him eat me out and he would tank me for it. I'd him warm and safe and Id feed him all his favourite meals.
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>ywn feel Kylo Ren's gloved fingers inside you
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Thank you Mark.
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Snape is the only reason I ever cared at all about Harry Potter. In the books I skipped paragraphs to get to the bits where he spoke - every word possessing a sensual power over me. A few years ago there was a fanfic about him I read over and over, obsessively, almost nightly. He is the best (and hottest, dracofags can kill themselves) character in Harry Potter. I could make him forget about lily.
After he inevitably admits to himself he's taken a liking to me (after months and months of excessive eye contact in class and an uncharacteristic sympathy growing for me), I'd find myself making my way to his classroom everyday after school (first only occasionally at his order, later as a daily ritual). Sitting on his lap at his desk, just making potions and kissing him sporadically, his husky voice praising and criticising me alternately, almost as if he's holding himself back from telling me how much he loves me. Sometimes we'd venture into something more, but I'd always leave just as it starts to get exciting, teasing him. Sometimes the most intimate thing we'd do would be not to do anything physical at all and instead talk about fears, loves, trivialities of the day, that bitch hermione, anything on our mind at that moment - all whilst in each other's arms. We would be each other's confidants and recognise that, even though that we're both cynical outcasts, we can be cynical outcasts together. We'd scathingly stare each other in the corridors as a sort of in-joke, but occasionally the stare would admit a deep yearning between us, which would, of course, be satiated that evening. God I want him so bad…
I'm saving this to my personal lc cap folder, thank you nonny
and wishing you the best with your sallow, hook-nosed, cranky goth bf
I've never had any interest in Snape in this way, but reading your fic made me realise I could be into Snape too.
As in an AU where I'm a teacher, possibly leading the department, and I get to just bully him relentlessly in front of all the kids that were originally scared of him. I would also call him a poser at the staff party and demand he name real goth bands, or something, before making him go fetch my drinks
This is the most cringe thing I've typed in a while so help me god
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I had this dumbass dream this morning in which I knew I was dreaming but I couldn’t control anything.
At the beginning, Lucifer was fucking me, it was nice, cozy, he has a nice voice. He came too fast though, like in two minutes, and he was completely ashamed, he apologized a lot and we cuddled for a really long time, it was sweet.
But my second alarm woke me up, so I turned it off since it was too early, during the second kind of awake, kind of sleepy dream Beelzebub was there, he told me that he could workout with me and that he had a nice idea, so he told me that we should have sex.
Of course I told him it was a great idea even if it was quite embarrassing, but I still gave him a blowjob, it was weird because I could feel the tip of his dick kind of rubbing against my palate? And it had this texture like rubbery I guess, I’ve never had sex so I don’t even get how my brain said “yeah, this is how a dick feels like or something”
I woke up and spent the whole day like a zombie while thinking about that dream.
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Small price to pay
He could use even picrel if he wanted, I would look him in the eyes or mask
and thank him
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Ugh you just reminded me of all my detailed fantasies i had about Sirius as a teenager. Never got so far as to write them out which i kind of regret.
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I have such a huge parasocial crush on Jerma. There are so many elaborate fantasies that I’ve come up with in my head and they’re all so viscerally embarrassing. He’s everything I look for in a guy but because he’s so… like that I’m afraid I’ll never find anyone who I could actually date who’s like this. I hate being fixated on real people and miss 2D crushes because obsessing over people who don’t exist feels way less weird to me.
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It's a gacha game with terrible writing. I want to fuck the hot angel though. Don't tell me he isn't a huge slut for humans.
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Sorry for the autism but technically Obey Me isn't an otome game, it's a joseimuke. Even though they advertise it as an otome, it's technically not, which annoys me. There aren't any routes or clear reciprocated romance, nor is there much of a deep story. If you want thaty stuff and want to get into otoge I'd recommend playing console or PC games over anything you'd find on mobile, the mobile situation for otome games is kind of awful with bad translations and all the companies being greedy. As for Obey Me's quality/enjoyment, it's not great and the cards are kind of hard to get for f2p players but the guys are really cute and there's funny moments so I still play it anyways. I just refuse to spend money on lesser quality mobile games.
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Office worker is hot anime only ofc
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NTA but harem anime is exactly how I'd describe it. Speaking of which, an Obey Me anime is apparently coming out this year.>>191469
I get you, bad writing but the hot angel and some of the hot demons are worth. Picrel I adore this dumbass
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god i just want to dom a guy in a military unifrom
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Same. Mainly I just want to make Captain Hadley 'sob like a little girl' kek
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wanna dive face/tongue first into that v-line
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>tfw your husbando has only one good fic
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Something bout him in this game was so sexy and I wish I knew why, literally a drunken depressed old man
When he pushes the player up against the wall and threatens you tho…damn
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Lady and Maid is fucking amazing I want the tan one as my personal slave to bathe me and eat my pussy on call whenever I wish
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weapon-wielding priests > anything else this world has to offer
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looks terrible at 59 but happy birthday
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Holy shit why is Lt Dan in this scene so fucking hot. Its something about how his dog tags look on his neck and shoulders. I feel so fucking dumb for thirsting so hard for chains on muscular men but holy shit
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Bobby Goren- chronic sadboi. I want to cook him dinner and read poetry to him. He’s misunderstood and angry, super weird and also a momma’s boy. His sad smiles are so adorable and his voice is so sexy. He’s also a giant and has handcuffs…he probably wouldn’t use them in bed but he could pin me against a wall with my hands behind my back. Whisper dirty things to me in that deep, raspy voice.
Pls let me make you a lasagna and ride your dick detective goren. Don’t be sad anymore.
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I offer seteth from fe
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oh yeah my current flavor of the month fits that category.
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Sigh why can't I live in dark souls/elden ring and fuck my knight husbandos…..
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foodgasm or whatever it's called
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Military is almost always instant sex appeal for me.
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I'm not into femdom but I want to bully him so badly, especially to get some healthier habits.
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One of my favorite Clancy performances, unironically. Pretty forgettable movie, aside from his really goofy and fun scenes kek
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I've got good news for you if you're into priest kink, because he's pretty great in carnivale. He's great in Earth 2 (picrel) too, but it didn't last long. He's adorable in ambition too, but good luck finding that.
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I pasted parts of the screencap on a blank background, didn't like the big empty white space at the bottom and had nothing else to put there so I made it transparent
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brb reality shifting to a dimension where Kylo Ren and Ben Solo will fight for my pussy
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>tfw Kaeya will never lay on my bed asking if he can get some cuddles after a long day of work with the knights of favonious
Why live? Seriously, this reality is shit.
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dicks dicks anime dicks
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When I was 14 I actually had a huge crush on George from Of Mice and Men
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Not a Huxfag but I thought this fanart was nice
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why am i so horny for a guy with three chins and why is there so little content
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I want to peg him so so badly.
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want to kiss his hands and sleep in his arms
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✓ sexy voice
✓ big tits
✓ smol legs
✓ has cat
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I want to be double sandwiched by saint 14 and shaxx even if it kills me.
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His sexy, colorful, tinkling harlequin outfit, his devilish gaze that seems to mischievously observe my deepest perversions, his smile…he's just so tantalizing. Like the villain he is, I want him to kidnap me and take me to his lair full of toys where he will fuck me non-stop until I lose consciousness, I want him to play with me, i want to be be his…"toy". I often fantasize with corrupting his adorable, cartoonish self by filling him with pleasure.
And no, I'm not a furry, i don't even like animals that much but Quackerjack? of fucking course.
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Any version of him tbh, burnt/unburnt idgaf
Big tough guy who loves his wife
>inb4 choke me daddy
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Osiris out here looking like hide the pain Harold manages to bag a man like saint has me seething
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bump out of spite
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please help me i am autistically in love and horny for this fucking nerd. He's just so cute and passionate about his hobbies.
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need some skinny alt boys with big peepees NOW. but where to find them
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Fuck me, kill me
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Childe baby pls come home I love you so much I just wanna hear your cute voice everyday as I play and watch you do your thing
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Going brrr because of the sightly badly written Genshin impact self-insert fanfics I found.
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loosing my mind over this. SIR PLEASE BE MY STEPPING STOOL
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John Marston in rdr1 could get it, not second one though.
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for whom…? kaeya has some of the best ones>>192404>minoru
her art is based
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I know this will sound autistic as fuck, but I’ve been reading basically anything with a yandere trope
and while yes, most of them are extremely cringy, some of them are kind of nice, specially those with Zhongli, Tartaglia or Diluc, they somehow go well with that trope.
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Two seconds before dom or two seconds before, 'Guardian what are you doing akward noises.
Even though I already have a husbando from this game I couldn't stop thinking lewd about him and it was messing up my grind.
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happy birthday daddy i want to lick this literally perfect gilf all over
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Variks is the best Destiny husbando, hope this is who you mean saying you already have one. His voice is soooo hot
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getting doubleteamed by mugen and spike hhhhhhhhh
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Oh ffffuccck anon I've had a serious crush on Spike since forever. Just listening to his sexy deep voice makes me melt. The fluffy hair, the suit, the long lanky legs….this man is perfection. Mugen is cool too kek
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>tfw no electric slimbo bf to buzz your nipples and charge your phone whenever you want
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WHERE ARE THE BIG DICKED GOFFS BOYS I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED I am summoning all /m/ drawfags. I repeat: all drawfags arrive to this thread immediately
*goff (goth) boys
I got too excited but yn what I mean
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I liked the fact I never saw his face, I was into that, I made sure to only give him armor with a face covering. I was still completely smitten. Then one day I accidentally removed all his armor, and he was no longer Teldryn Sero, the man, the myth, the legend. Only the man.
(Although I was releived to find out he was actually hot under it all and I really liked the face tats)
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You reminded me of the Scarlet Judge of ESO. Sure he is the cliche masked antihero but I didn't think twice about him until I met him again in prison with his disguise removed and his legs broken and he's not this cool noble hero anymore just a wounded vulnerable man, I'm not a sadist tho I swear
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I didn't realise it was a national holiday today. Happy birthday, Daddy of Dojima.
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>>192189>who knows if exos are fully functional.
They likely are, since the clovis journals go into detail about how they go crazy if they can't do normal human things. Also, daily reminder Clovis canonically built his grand daughter a stacked stacy robot body.
So yes, while it's not officially confirmed they can fuck, it's pretty heavily implied. >>192169
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I love Variks, but he's on the 'if only he was human' side of the husbando chart.
My Destiny husbando is my secondary character Awoken Warlock. It was love at first sight from the Xbox 360 Beta character creator.
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>tfw this venti will never exist
Fucking hell, adult venti is superior and I want him to sing a ballad of how he would be amazing at fucking.
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Aren't you all forgetting a certain someone?
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>ywn make them blush
He already has a husband though and a very cool adoptive daughter, out of respect for him I only look respectfullyalso Bungie is rumored to remove EDZ so we better hurry with our respectful appreciation just in case>>192829
TBH as simple as it is, character creator is love, understandable choice anon.
So many Destiny anons in the thread btw, ILY all
>>192912>So many Destiny anons in the thread btw, ILY all
Remember to do your VOG runs on all three characters, nonnie
The amount of robot fuckers in these threads always surprises me.
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A farmer vog raid team would be my dream, sigh. Please destiny nonas, I’ll run relic on Templar.
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Yes I know I know it's cliche but idgaf. Heath Ledger's Joker is insanely hot and i'd fuck him til kingdom come. Even if he looks like he hasn't bathed in several months
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Lick me up psycho clown
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My husband. I currently have 1053 images of him saved.
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Real men will never be as perfect as him.
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This man I swear, he even made the joker attractive
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this thread convinced me to watch osomatsu
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I’m crying and laughing
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i would let this man do inhuman things to mealso unpopular opinion but i like his design in tlou better than in part 2
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Nice taste, I love him too but not in a husbando way>>193200>disgusting fanarts
Hell, the bane of any popular character. It‘s always a pain to dig through mountains of disgusting, disrespectful ooc shit to find some good stuff.
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I love him idk
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I want to touch his titties. Sigh
Where can I find fanart of his titties?
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I have been gone for a while due to uni but finally… a place to sperg about my undying love for this dead, drug addicted and simply in my opinion perfect guy. God I want him to do a line of whatever he wants off my ass, just bang me all night long. Go ahead like… Gaslight me Daddy. Ruin my life. Write a song about it calling me a heartless bitch. If that means I could spend the night, I'll be alright.
Thank you guys for giving me this thread so I don't annoy other with peep too much, or weird edits
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I love you anon!
but this also kind of feels like a trick to get me banned kek
And while I'd love to autistically and anonymously (not sure how Anonymous I even am at this point in that regard but eh you win some you lose some) sperg about him all day…
I don't want to lose my shit talking privileges.
Or the possibility to sperg about him at all.
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I feel like Carreyfags aren't worthy of a thread, we are not worthy. Still gonna sperg about him on occasion though
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No worries Carrey Anon.
We may not have our own thread. But we will always have each other.
Gotta agree with you on this one.
I'll stick to this thread for my sperges about how all I've ever wanted was this Junkie Mess to ruin my life. I adore this man but >>193338
this is Lolcow.
Also echo chambers are boring! Who could I badly photoshop Peep next to if not other people anons thirst over?
(Samefag and Saged.)
But I didn't mean to come off as rude by saying any of this. Let's be real I definitely agree with you and I think it's awesome to find other fans and like minded people! You seem really sweet and sensitive anon and I'm always happy to know I'm not the only Peepfag. There is at least 2 of us now!
And I mean we do have this thread now! So yay for that.
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I miss my boys
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jack grealish has the hottest body ever. he is dumb af, god bless, but who needs a brain when ur thighs look like this. my goal in life is to get a bf with his body type and have him walk around the house in tiny shorts. god bless.
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I want gojo to suck on my titties so fucking badly… nonettes, why cant he be real?
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pls fuck me through the tv adachi
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Happy father's day to this fat piece of cock. I wish I had his kids
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Fellow Peep anon reporting in
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Don't listen to that other anon, you have great taste. No one can compare to Otto.
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he doesn't know what the word "encyclopedia" means….
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MGSVfags or just MGS anons are so rare but always have good taste.
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cuffed sex with adachi and dojima
would be a dream
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, it's because we're not worthy. We'll have to do good in this life to ascend to a plane in which Gojo exists.
But let's be honest, we're on lolcow so it's never going to happen.
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He has no right being so fucking gorgeous and perfect hhhghnghhh please sir let me touch your hair
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Original MGS anon here, nice to meet another lady of excellent taste. And I only like poly when it involves these three guys.
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i feel like no one else can live up to these degenerate neets. other anime guys feel so sterile in comparison. tired of that "i'm too ~cool and mysterious~ for pussy" bullshit, make them horny and wild damn it. like me. and the matsus of course
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majima this and kiryu that… what about prosthetic hand estate agent?
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I wanna fuck Diluc SO fucking bad. One of the few Genshin characters I like.
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Nta, but there are clear differences between the originals and the sequels. The older matsus are in their 20’s.
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His ass is so fine I love his mustache
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I'm really struggling with my hormones right now, like I've been fantasizing about being married and becoming pregnant for a while now but it's been getting pretty intense recently and I doesn't help that I'm in my fertile days of the cycle. I'm so pathetic like any talk of babies and families get me literally physically aroused. Last night I was talking with this friend about how he wanted to settle down and find a nice lady and you know start a family and my ladyparts where vert intensely stimulated. It was so embarrassing like he was just innocently talking about how he would be a good husband and dad and I was being a degenerate fuck. BTW all of this was via text. Is it normal to be this horny. You know I literally had to excuse myself and go get a cold shower, it doesn't help that I can't relieve myself as I iam religious. Do any of you struggle with this(subjectfag)
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>>193922>is it their personalities or something?
basically this, and I like that they're gross and so desperate all the time lol. i want more anime guys to canonically fap, have fetishes and/or act desperate for sex. even besides that they feel more flawed to me, in a good way. like someone i could hang out and drink with.
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Late, but I agree and have a gift for you nonny
Looks like we are fucking in heaven kek.
I like how he is still wearing the gloves.
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a-ha's take on me music video was my awakening to 2D husbandos tbh
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What the fuck, isn't that the detective from Paprika?
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I want Chills to put on a few pounds + I want to domme him. I want him to suck my fingers desperately and whimper under me even though he's so much bigger. In winter (which is most of the year in Canada anyway kek) I want him to wear a collar under his scarf/turtleneck. No one should ever know he wears it but he would come back home equal parts embarrassed and proud to be my little pet even outside the house. Craving my approval for wearing it the whole time he was out, quickly finding his way under my skirt because he's been thinking about pleasuring his mistress all day.
This one beer I had is hitting different holy shit
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I like his regular hairstyle too but he's so cute here
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he doesn't speak much and that makes things easier for my autist self
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I found this and I am completely in love.
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choke me daddy uwu
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>>194243>tfw when your man will never do this over losing you
why even live
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Looks like young Trent Reznor
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this is the prettiest 2d man I’ve ever seen
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You are right anon and you should be louder about this.
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I just had a great dream about Lucifer not the hot religion twink tho he was wearing some leather underwear and he was laying on my bed, I was fully dressed though with my long sleeve pajamas, and he was frustrated because I was just kissing him and teasing him, never letting him cum or even take off his underwear.
He was so angry it was cute and he would just keep trying to find a way to make me touch his dick, but I would just caress him a bit and go back to his delicious pecs.
In the end I only gave him some kisses and sucked on his nipples because he looked amazing like that, he was heavily breathing.
I wish I could go back.
The weird thing was that he was speaking German, like what?? I never even tried learning German but it was fluid as hell, probably gibberish if I tried remembering what he was saying exactly, was it hot in the dream itself? Fuck yes, I want to try that again.
>tfw no hot subby demon bf who speaks in different languages when he’s embarrassed
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In the manga when they finally did his face reveal I was so mad that they had hidden this gem from us for all this time that I fell in love instantly.
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pointing a gun at tanigaki and scaring him shitless after hearing 'shots' being fired
it's his shirt buttons catapulting all over
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Gomen, saved it from a friend so not sure about the source but the character is ケリン/@Kerin_Vtuber.
Have drac and his wife as an apology (god i wish that were me)
Thank god he doesn't actually talk like that, then. Even if he still sounds a little sped-y.
Thanks for the laugh though kek
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Do you have a favorite husbando from the series? Mine was solid snake at first but ever since PW Kazuhira has been my #1.
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Big Boss. Far and away. MGS3 was the first time I saw a muscular guy in a video game and became attracted. But then, everything in that game was tailored to make him appealing. The intimate codec calls, the sexy Thunderball-style music, camo suits, throwing snakes onto soldiers, eating dumb shit, molding the C4 into a butterfly shape, etc. Even the stupid Ape Escape game.
CQCing Kaz on the beach in PW was… Kojima knew what he was doing when he ordered that.
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His face was spoiled to me by pretty much every artist on twt before i picked up jjk kek. When he finally took off his mask I was so shocked that he really looked like that because i already had tons of his fanarts saved before knowing he was gojo…
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yes i am creepy
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With JJK because it's so popular and because Gojo is probably the most popular character there's so much high quality art out there it's crazy.
Not that I'm complaining.
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i only love him more and more with each passing year
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Gentle on the streets, rip and tear in the sheets
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Anon! He’s my new obsession, my friend gifted me doom 2016 and he is absolutely perfect.
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I'm not memeing, I'm so down bad for this angel that I have briefly considered buying this figurine just so that I can sit on it. The only thing that put me off is the thought that I'd end up in A+E having to get him surgically removed from my cervix.
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samefagging but you just know it'd be good. He'd be up for basically anything. I'd make him lick my crocs.
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wanna massage his titties till he lactates
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this thread is probably filled with my retarded horny dreams about my husbandos but I have nowhere else to post them
>tfw no hot robot bf
I had a dream about walking around some huge offices’ building with Rung Rong, Ring in the dream it seemed like I was his human assistant of some sorts, he was constantly telling me some stuff about his patients and his routine.
He was then talking with another colleague of his, an old bot, they were mixing psychology and physiatrics, maybe they were trying to understand how to work better with patients that are in need of both branches of medicine.
The other doctor kept glancing at me and Rung was constantly trying to get his attention on other stuff.
I tried to focus on just taking notes and figuring out how to help them with a different input, but Rung got sightly annoyed at the other bot and told him that we had things to do.
I was actually confused because I thought we were supposed to keep on with the meeting, but Rung actually lifted me something he seemed not to do often because I yelped and told the other bot that he would see him later.
When we were back to his office he actually took off his glasses and we fucked.
I wonder just how it must hurt because giant robots are huge, he was sweet the whole time and he admitted that he was jealous while hugging me.
>TFFW no hot robot bf
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I want to dom him so much hhhhnnnnnng
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I need an intervention
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The blindfold stays ON during sex
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Happy birthday to my favorite sleepy emo. There was some other stuff I was gonna say even made a dumbass list of fantasies but I got too embarrassed so I'll just drop this pic and run. love you tho
He looks hot, amazing taste, nonnie
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lmao gonna post one more just to trigger her
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God, the things I would give to just be in Solaire's presence, just to be able to photosynthesize in the warm and friendly glow of his presence.
I don't care how autistic it is, but back when I was a teenager in 2012 he ruined men for me because they all feel rotten in comparison. He has a truly pure soul, devotion to his cause and a beautiful heart. I wouldn't even care if he didn't love me romantically just being viewed as his friend and being able to support him would be enough. Though he showed many times during his journey that he is a strong man I wish I could be there for him. When he's at his lowest, I want to be a pillar, a constant in his life that would encourage him to keep standing proudly. Even if his quest can't be completed, even if he can't find his sun, Solaire has so much to be proud of, but he always stays humble. Solaire is a true beacon of warmth and unrelenting kindness, and in a world as miserable as in the Souls games, there is something special to it. It inspires me to be better.
Tldr. I simp for Solaire, he would treat me right.
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Solaire would be amazing, but my heart belongs to Siegmeyer. His voice, his outlook on life and everything else make me so happy. Not to mention his storyline with Sieglinde. Ugh. Anon I wish we knew each other irl so we could thirst over our DS husbands together.
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I want snipey to take me to his camper van where he lit candles to try to make it cozy. And I want to take off his hat and glasses and shirt and have him lick me and I would stroke his hair. and in the end he would look at me with a dumb smile on his face, god please save me for I am disgusting
This is just me fanficing but I feel like Solaire would feel very charmed and enamoured that he won the favour of a lady but would gently let them down saying his quest is the utmost of importance and his life is dedicated to it, but if not for that he would follow her and see her as bright as the sun he covets.>>195387
hmmm mmmmh closed hmmmm mmmm oooooh
did you two like pyrobro at all ?
>And don't you dare go hollow
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You are the most based MGSfag i've ever met Anon. Makes my day honestly. Love how you described BBs appeal personality wise cause that the reason why I love these beauties so much. You deserve all Lucid MGS dreams in the world.
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I've been having more detailed fantasies about him lately. My precious, lanky boy. I'm sorry. Please don't read this, I just need to express how much I love him.
He'd hold hands a lot with me, wherever we go. He's canonically loaded, so he'd probably spoil me - buying me cute toys, curating my outfits and accessories, decorating the little house we'd share. He's gentle with his suggestions and aesthetically inclined, so I wouldn't mind him styling me, but it might get annoying when he gets snobby over my preference to wear grotty casual clothes around the house.
We'd probably not listen to music or the radio or the TV a lot, our house would be quiet. Everyday life together would be full of small, intimate moments. Bathing together and washing each other, conversations in the tub and backrubs. Reading together with my head in his lap. He'd play with my hair absent-mindedly, putting it in braids when we're in a playful mood. He'd let me put his hair in a ponytail, but would refuse to let me brush it.
He's a horrible cook but he's good at cleaning, so I'll cook for us most of the time. He'd try to make pancakes at the weekend to wake me up with breakfast in bed, but I'd be woken up by the smell of burning instead. I'd wrap my arms around his waist and he wouldn't say anything, just kiss the top of my head. I'd set him making us a pot of tea instead while I rescue breakfast for us both. He'd be appreciative of any scrap of care, and he'd eat anything and everything I put in front of him. He'd start to look healthier after a few months together, and our friends will comment about how domestic life suits him.
His sex drive would be through the roof and he'd be into a lot of strange stuff, because he's been touch-starved and has an inferiority complex. Even the lightest touches make him groan a little. He's extremely easy and doesn't last long, but the foreplay and intensity makes up for it. He's really fucking loud. He eats pussy like a man possessed and has literally no hang ups or shame. He humps the bed desperately with his head between my legs. He loves to be fingered and does it to himself while he masturbates. He might have watched porn once or twice as a teen but found it less satisfying than his own fantasies.
He wants kids together more than anything, but is horrified at himself for having such selfish wants. We'll compromise, and get a dog - a Dalmatian or a golden retriever. The dog wouldn't be called "Hope" or "Lucky" or anything too obvious like that. He doesn't want to be constantly reminded of his luck, hope, or despair. Instead he'd pick a basic "Christian" name, like Dorothy (Dotty) for a Dalmatian or Blondie/Goldie for a retriever, but he'd call the dog something weird and affectionate most of the time. Like "Grunch" or "Scrumpy" or something.
He'd be very gentle and reassuring with me when I spin out and he'd look after my tablets for me. When he starts to spiral I wouldn't know what to do, so I'd just hug him really really tightly while he shakes and sweats. Sometimes it would bring him back to earth and sometimes it wouldn't, but he's not scary or dangerous. He's just had a rough life and it catches up with him now and then.
He'd constantly tell me how much he loves me and how kind I am for pitying him, and I'd tell him he's an idiot, it's not pity, I love him too. I'd apologise constantly for not being good enough and taking up space, and he'd shut me up by hugging my head to his chest and kissing my crown.
We'd elope and have a secret wedding when the right time comes. We don't have many friends because of the kind of people we are, and we don't have much family left between us, so we have an intimate little marriage at Gretna Green.
We'd have pet names for each other. I'd be bunny, angel, princess, "mine nonnie". He'd be sweetheart, darling, string bean, slenderman, cryptid, git, snowball… all depending on what the mood is like.
He'd let me put makeup on him from time to time, but it doesn't ever look very good because I'm really bad at makeup. He likes the closeness and attention, though, and gets off on it a bit because he's very into being drawn on.
God, I have so many more but I need to pee and go to bed. I hope I dream of him tonight, anons ♥
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his cum would taste bad given how much coffee he drinks on a regular basis
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You think that's funny and clever, huh? You think you can hurt me? It was his "suicide"
that made me this way. It was the single most erotic thing I have ever witnessed in my life. My simp origin story.
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Anime boys aren't really my thing but I just started reading Naruto and I can't get this man out of my head. I wish he was in the story for longer! Idk if it's because I had a thing for Papa Emeritus a few years ago also? Maybe I just like skeleton men.
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>>195487>I just started reading Naruto
This is unironically endearing and based. More intellectuals should discover Naruto in current year. Zetsu is an ikemen and one of my favorite naruto husbandos. His pea-like body is intriguing and sensual.
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fucck clawed hands are so so hot.. i would realistically die of pussy hemorrhage but it would be worth it please finger me
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He's like…disgusting but god the things I'd do to him ywn get sore knees from riding demon dick in a bathtub, why live
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I don't understand why I'm so horny for him, help me anons
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I want a hot giant robot boyfriend and I want him now.
I want Megatron’s megadong and megaload inside me.
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nta he’s incredibly rude (and ugly) and unkempt, with otaku behavior. I get why anon likes him as an ichimatsufag, but he’s too bratty so beezlebub was my obey me! choice. I want him to cook for me.
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I am not the only one who is perversely fascinated by this image? I feel a bit better about that now
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sounds like bullying/domming
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I unapologetically just wanna sit on his lap and cuddle his blubbery, lardy, soft warm body.
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I want to fuck him every night and tell him that I love his cute little stutters. After that, I'll make him pork chops and I will personally spoon feed him and then fuck again until I drain his balls>>195508
FUCK what a mood. I'd like to get into Transformers because of all the robotfuckers I keep seeing online but my knowledge of the series only stops at Michael Bay's movies
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Imo, More than meets the eye is the best version of the bots, Milne took all of the frumpy robots and made them hotter in a kind of bishie way.
So you could read those comics, the plot is also nice and more than >emergency, decepticons are doing bad stuff>autobots roll out >Battle, beep and laser noises>retreat!!>good job guys
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Any anime boys that look similar that female anons can recommend? I'm running out of psycho pass material to read and we all could use a harem anyways
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Pro volleyball player thighs wrapped around my face
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botw link is SO HOT
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he could get it. and I guess the retards can watch
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Thank you anon! It's a great game and he's a fantastic character. He's very multifaceted (like a diamond, hohohoho see what I did there). And thank you, I've yet to have an MGS dream, kek, but I hope it's a doozy!
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On one hand, he's mature, stoic, and a bit cold. The pressure to succeed in a multinational company and being somewhat in the public eye has forced him to become emotionally unavailable, preferring instead to bury himself in work. It doesn't help that his father was not a good masculine role model who has chosen to chase young, money-hungry women in a shallow pursuit. He has seen the damage it has caused his father. However, he has a deep, almost strange connection with his cat where he is able to fully express an uncharacteristic affection, showing that he is in fact capable of having deep bonds. He has never been privy to the type of unconditional, honest love between two people, only between him and his cat. Although he treats his assistant a bit like a slave and is a bit socially out of touch with his younger group members, he does have a sense of humor and also can see beauty in the simple things in life. As you court him, he would slowly start to become warmer and nicer to you, despite being his cold self to everyone else. He is also clueless about flirting or how to romance you, because of his lack of experience and suppressed emotions. However, once you can break through his hard exterior, he becomes enamored with you. If you indulge him too much, he becomes absolutely obsessed and entraps you in an attempt to shield you from the outside world, where you can be put in harms way. But if you are there to help ease his paranoia and stay calm, reminding him that you will be there for him as he makes tough decisions about his family, career, and future, he will have the most absolute pure love and respect for you and your relationship. He does not hesitate to propose and marry you, committing himself to loyalty as long as you both live.
No other 2D man has stolen my heart like this. My one true husbando. I'm tempted to download the app and play his route again lol, sorry if it's cringe
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I used to have a huge crush on him when i was really young and into the naruto manga. I ended up watching the anime too just to see him talking and moving. Anyways you have very based taste and it makes me happy to hear someone would get into the series in modern day
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I don't know if I'm more turned on at the thought of being him or being with him to be honest.
I've been reading these really disgusting fics on AO3 where he's a horrible desperate little man who humps the reader's leg to completion, and I'm more excited about the thought of being the humper than the humpee.
"Are you okay?" no babe I'm really not
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His reaction when using his vodoo technique is like taking drugs.
I like how his reaction to getting attacked otherwise including beheaded
is just "ugh can you stop that it hurts damn it"
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I'm sucking his dick in my head rn
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I want to shove this loser into a locker so bad
Anon, post the doujin immediately
This is the horny thread, not Naruto debate thread. I demand naked Hidan.
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I know you feel this
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id go to church for him
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his human half is uggo tho
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He's my love,my light, my moon and stars. I'd do anything for him! I'd do anything to smell his blonde sweaty pubes, tie him up and suck his cock. I have a ongoing fantasy with him that I live in Hyrule and we are in love with each other but is a secred love BC in my fantasy princess Zelda loves him and would execute me if she found out. He has selective mutism and only communicates with me. Whenever he goes in a mission he comes home and eats my pussy for hours. I bought a Clit sucker and sometimeI use it s I play clips of Link moaning while I use it.
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Baby boyy lemme kiss your handddddd~ Lemme feel you bodyyyyyy
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clueless, adult virgin boyfriend who's good at karaoke….
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back to twitter you go
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I cant wait to hatecrime this fictional hottie tonight
>>198247>y'all are freaks
True>he's gay lol
He's fictional lol
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Return from whence thou cam'st
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let me put this in words you'll understand, twitfag: so y'all really not including qpoc in ur very empowering and poggers porn consumption? UM chile anyways so I exclusively masturbate to 100% LGBTQ+ porn drawings by female artists of colour, you exclusionists could NEVER>>198258
let's tag team komaeda>>198253
had a little giggle at this, enjoy anon
Are you the Komaeda audio porn anon? Not my thing but keep up your despair wanking I guess. >LGBTQ+ porn drawings by female artists of colour
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KEK yes, that's me. Thanks! I don't think I could stop if I tried!
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What is it with twt fags that constantly say the men from the yakuza series are totes homos? As if Kiryu and all of his other spin off personas aren’t out here being fuckboys and having tons of female love interests thrown at them both canon and side story.
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Yeah that fujo probably doesn’t play the games or completely undermines the main story and focuses on the men fighting each other in the background. Spoilered image for those that haven’t played yakuza 2 but kiryu is pretty straight, just a big virgin who doesn’t know how to handle women well and that’s why he seems “gay” to alot of fans.
>>198247>Jerks off to softcore porn of woman>Goes on dates with 'call women' (idk how its called, it was a thing before camgirls)>Was in love with a woman >Had a potential 2nd romance that got dramatically nuked because of 'the one' woman above>Literally fucked one later in the series
And of course, the one and only>Ends up making his lover pregnant and takes care of their daughter
Okay, totez gay-chan! Are you salty that the only homos in the series got killed? Are you one of those people who think that Majima is a tranny n 'totez gay'?
Twitterfags never spend any time playing the series, let alone watch cutscenes.
Minor correction: Haruka isn't Kiryu's biological daughter (he does take her in and raise her as his own because he loved her mother though) , her father is revealed in the first game.
Still not gay though.
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would you peg?
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I want him to read me the Bible
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I wish I could just be normal, I am way too old to still have a husbando, but it's coming back to my brain like mental illness relapsing
even if I was the normal age for this, I don't think scary anime alien would be acceptable anyway
Ryūsei Nakao's voice is hot it's not my fault
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Paya, is that you?
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he's perfect trash
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i will sit on their faces thats it
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superb taste nonnie
. he's such a perfect himbo.
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A girl can only dream
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Arthur looks like he would give the best bear hugs
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Every day I have to wake up and realize Arthur Morgan isn’t real and be okay with the fact that I will never suck his massive cowboy dong. It’s the cruelest punishment I’ll ever have to endure.
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This could be us but my tits are saggy and I'm too shy to reply to your DMs, and you're literally psychotic and probably not the giving type.
Ow oof ouch Fem!Komahina hits my longing bone ♥
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The cruelest fate
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I want him to crawl up my coochie and wriggle around until I reach the most powerful orgasm I’ve ever had the pleasure of receiving.
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I want to bully Leviathan into going to a nightclub, he would be extremely awkward because he would be surrounded by normies, we could dance and have a good time, of course I would spend the whole time groping him and then i want to ride his nerd dick as I tease him because he had lots of fun even if he didn’t want to go to a normie den.
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every day i am reminded that i'll never have a hunky kind cowboy himbo fall in love with me
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I'm going to bully and fuck this little chuuni. I'm going to hold him and not let go no matter how furious and embarrassed he gets. I'm going to take advantage of his mommy issues by giving him lots of praise and attention. Then I'm going to find out exactly how sexually repressed he is and fuck him stupid.
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Gentle and slightly retarded pretty man. I don’t even like pokemon but I want to ruin his life. I can change him. I don’t even want to change him I want him to be obsessed with me and do whatever I say. We can retire to a nice little cottage kn the prairie. He’d be my Howl and we won’t need a moving castle.>>198594
Your life is falling apart.
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I need him.>>198899
Kek the only time I ever had a man do that irl, he was younger than me and sincerely too stupid so I lost feelings for him very quickly. He didn’t understand the concept of rape culture and tried to convince me it didn’t exist, he also hated his own dog and didn’t know how to take care of himself. N would never act like this.
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I have to unload my image collection somewhere
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Nona his fucking shoulders and back are so large Im gonna fucking faint look how strong he looks I bet he can carry me and the 10 children I'm about to let him put in me
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I want to pull on his bunny ears
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yes, he's part rabbit
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anon I’m weak but also same
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>he will never be my petit maitre/cicisbeo who I end up eloping with
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excellent taste nonny
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Have you watched George of the jungle anon?
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I used to say mmmm bara tiddies as a joke, but bro,,,,,;;;; I don’t think it’s a joke anymore……
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Embrace it anon big tits big heart.
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He's cute in an malnourished child, rodent like way. I'd fuck him and them get tested for chlamydia. He's so cute I'd consider eating his booty hole. His dick is apparently pretty big and skinny guys with big dicks are the best. Just wanna dom him. Sigh
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I just wanna thank the country of Tonga for once again blessing us during the Olympics
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Morgan hoes, there’s a very realistic modded picture with Arthur sucking on toes or did my horny fever dream make it up? Please help
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If you didn't make it up it's probably somewhere on deviantart
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Excuse you, sauce???
It’s happened a few times with me but not often. I find looking at pictures or episodes(video clips, whatever) just before bed for a few minutes helps. Thinking about him all day doesn’t really matter to your brain.
The worst is when you finally dream about him and he doesn’t like you.
>>199419>The worst is when you finally dream about him and he doesn’t like you.
That sucks so much, it happened to me when I had a dream about Megatron, it was G1, so it was the shit version, he shot me on the leg and told me that he never loved me.
Fucking G1 Megatron, this is why the Autobot
Megatron from MTMTE is the best Megatron including edgy insane Prime Megatron.>tfw Megatron will never fuck me
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Need a threesome with these two
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I fell asleep wondering what his cum tastes like. I think it's on the thicker side, but still smooth, and the taste is a bit like coconut water with a little salt in it.
I think he'd probably be super sensitive and loud, too. And really grateful. How can one 2D man be so perfect? ♥
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When he's in his emo phase though I reckon his cum is absolutely rancid. Hideously bitter, probably tastes like an ashtray. Actually have to chew before you can swallow. Still would.
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>tfw he will never eat your pussy while you grab ahold of his horns
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lee hoon my beloved
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WOOF WOOF GRRRRR BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
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You just know he has a nice dick.
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THIS REMINDS ME OF THE READER INSERT FIC WHERE HE HAS A FOOT FETISH KEK do you have more
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I want to turn his own mindgames and plots around on him to catch him off guard. To get him completely defenseless and see what he would do when bullied. I want to sit on his face and use him like the most exquisite toy money can buy. I'd get him close to the edge over and over but leave him unsatisfied while I freely cum all over him until I can't anymore. I wonder what he'd do in retaliation to get himself off before inevitably turning me into one of his works of art?
When I heard his voice lines I fell in love despite him not being my usual type at all. He has some moaning ones that sealed the deal even further. I bet he's an amazing dirty talker. The thought of him whispering into my ear alone gets me so excited. anyways i'm thankful for this thread so i have some place to get this horny sperging off my chest kek
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Anons how can I become a unicorn queen
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It was posted to a Facebook group, have no idea what the source is. But uuhh deets on the fic?
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I have a pic that is kinda similar to it so i thought it was from the same place. I dont remember where i got my from
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>>199652>Arthur admits he has a foot fetish and thinks reader's feet are pretty>Reader ask him if he wants to suck on her toes,rub her foot, etc.>He obliges>Ends with a footjob
You can find it under the Arthur Morgan/Reader on AO3 just add in the foot fetish tag and I'm sure you'll see it kek>>199660
NONA WHERE DID YOU SEARCH FOR THIS
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Ok i was able to find it it's mrskroozy on twitter
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I wanna tease him until he's crying but still talking back with that cocky attitude
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feet are disgusting but anything for my himbo husband. Hell I’d die an honorable death by letting him sit on my face and slowly suffocate by his meaty thighs.
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I don't necessarily like tormented emo Okabe more than retard chuuni Okabe but I feel like they drew him to look more handsome in 0>>198618Keanu looks a little too much like someone I know irl for me to relate him to Okabe
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Cute but problematic
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The real reason he got sent to hell was because he has a huge dick, that’s my headcanon and I wish he could fuck me.
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At my first con in a decade modelling a costume my best friend made and every single Danganronpa fan is a literal child. My husbando is walking around all over the place here, wearing clothes from H&M kids and wigs from eBay. I am genuinely heartbroken. I got the very last keychain of him left in the building. The vendor said, "You guys love him!"
I nearly said, "I'm not like them! I'm not like those children! I had a job once and I've even had sex a few times!"
But it would be wrong. Oh no. I'll be OK eventually, but don't wait up.
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I know he loves eating pussy, I just know it!
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I want to dominate him so bad! I want to test all his sex-related talents but I also want to take care of him…>>200205
I feel you…
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I wish this pic was scratch-n-sniff. I bet he smells so damn good. My sweet, boring husband
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doubleposting the truth
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Excellent taste, nonnie
. You could teach him what
love feels like, kekDo you ship Kamukoma too?
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, that would be so great… Sigh
A woman can always dream and go to Ao3.Of course! It´s pretty niceOn a similar note, I also ship Kamukura x Kaede, because I can self insert, kek
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>>200363>brainless het shippers
Brainless heterosexual horniness is what this thread is about, thanks for noticing.
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I'd eat rats with him.
But in all seriousness, he's really so cute and it's a shame he gets such a bad rap in the fandom even if it's to be expected. Seeing his progression throughout the story is so heartwarming… I want to hold him.
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Oh, that's a real rarepair! Is there a lot of content out there for that? Hope you're living your best self-inserting life.
Btw do you like husbando ASMRs? I came across one the other day, if you do. You might have listened already though… It's Seikyuu, his (her?) Servant one is pretty good, but I didn't listen to this one all the way so sorry in advance if you don't like it!https://soundcloud.com/haru-maki-sushi/izuru-kamukura-x-listener-nsfw>>200447
It kind of revolves around the Ultimate Despair Girls arc. They're both roaming around Towa city during the events of the game. Servant/Komaeda is literally and figuratively dirty, he's listed as a masochist in the art book and walks around with a collar and chain. Kurokuma/Junko outs him as gay, and he doesn't say anything. He yeets himself from Monaca's plan at the point he discovers that a mysterious person has entered the perimeter of Towa City. You learn that the person is Izuru, and he's violent and silent and kind of dominant, I guess. They're also some of the very few adult main characters. So when you kind of put it all together it's pretty easy to have a picture of Servant and Izuru having this illicit, animalistic, fucked up, BDSM relationship. Especially since they're bonded with/drawn to each other in every version of reality they encounter together.
Also in the anime, when Komaeda first lays eyes on Izuru, they try to shoot each other. Only Izuru succeeds and it leaves Komaeda ecstatic and blushing as he passes out. It's probably pretty one-sided, Komaeda being confused and hopelessly obsessed with Izuru but Izuru feeling nothing in return for him. He might even just use Komaeda/Servant to vent his frustrations, or as an unsatisfactory substitute for Chiaki.>>200463
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It kind of is! It isn't the most popular ship but there's a decent amount of content scattered around different sites. But yes… I hope you also enjoy content of your husbando!
I do listen to ASMR quite a bit, but I haven't hear this one, and don't worry! I liked it a whole lot, thank you so much for the recommendation, I will get this saved for special moments, kek. ♥>>200463
Thank you! Bless you too ♥
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absolutely losing my mind to unexpectedly see kamukoma on the farms. i love the earnestness of this thread
in other news, i love steven stone. i think he's really hot in a sperg kind of way. i wish he would ramble to me about stones and steel-type pokemon while petting my hair
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Oh fuck, he is
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Mayoi is cute. Mao will always be my best Enstar boy, though.
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Oh my god this gives me Yami Bakura x Ryou Bakura vibes and that is my favorite ship ever. Please post more I need to see more so I can determine if I like it lol
It's the shitpost hornyposting thread, it also goes here
I'm OP btw
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i have a bunch of questions: do you think he dyes his pubes too? does he shave it all off? does he wear a blond merkin? is there such thing as merkins for men? or does he just not care and the carpet does not match the drapes? also do you think he's cut or not? most Korean men apparently are but he was born and raised in Japan where the vast majority of men aren't. myself i vote for uncut with bleached blond pubes.
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Kek, sure! I don't think I can't spam, but I hope you like this ship ♥
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Me and gojo are literally made for each other. Born in December? Same bestie. We can celebrate on the same day. Hates alcohol? Hell yeah me too. Most favourite food is sweets? Omg same we can go out and get cakes and ice cream and shit. We can go out on cute little dates to the ice cream shop and hold hands while we walk. All my baby boy needs to do is manifest in my room and we can go at it all night. I want him to fuck me raw with his huge cock and have his semen dripping out my pussy. Knowing him and his big dick energy, mans can go at it all night without breaking a sweat. He’ll probably even use his infinite void so everything can hit all at once when we’re out. He’ll fuck me raw until I get pregnant with his baby, and we’ll have cute little children running around the house. It’ll be perfect.
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I want my dumb rich english himbo Bertie Wooster
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I don’t really know where is he from, but I want to ride his dick.
It's Kanae, a Nijisanji JP Vtuber.
I hope you like watching Apex if you wanna check him out.
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Geralt all the way. Played through this game more times than I can count.
I want this man so fucking badly.
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L from Death Note. RIP you sexy shut in.
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Absolutely, I remember crying so hard about him. I also remember how all the girls preferred N, but he just didn't have anything I liked about L, though I tried researching him a bit to see if I'd also like him, but to no avail. Though I am glad he wasn't resurrected or some dumb shit, would have cheapened him for me.
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I will methodically lick all the body fluids off this sickly, disgusting, mentally ill man. His delicious salty fever sweat, the drool which runs out of the corners of his mouth and down his chin. The tears which pour down his face at random. I'll suck on all of his wounds and nibble them just enough to make them bleed a little into my mouth. Little beads of precum and slick off his pearly tip. Maybe I could start him on hormones or stimulate his tender little pink nipples enough that he'll lactate a bit for me. I just want all of it on my tongue and down my gullet, yum yum yum yummy yum
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Does anyone else feel that they have found their peak husbando and will never fall in love with any other character again? In my case it's not only a matter of him being everything I've ever dreamed of and my obsession being a cope for a trauma. I feel like I'm mentally getting old and I don't feel as emotional about characters as I used to. It doesn't mean that I don't enjoy character-driven stories or empathize with fictional people. It's just that they no longer stick in my mind and none of them is special to me. When the story ends, I forget about them. I just don't have it in me anymore. Of course there is always a 0,0001% of a chance that a character will impress me enough for me to carry them with me everyday, but I doubt that and I'm fine with it. This doesn't only affect husbandos, I doubt I will care about relatable female characters as much as I used to as well.
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i love pieck but i kinda wish she was male because she would be my husbando
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Obviously I meant long-term interest in a particular character (though it's obviously not wrong to have lots of passing crushes, it's just not what I had in mind). TBH I've only had 2 characters that I truly loved (I still do, the other one was female and I relate(d) deeply to her, so it was different). The more fiction I see, the less impressed and emotionally engaged I am. I guess it comes with gaining more experience, but it kind of sucks. Though maybe it's a blessing if it keeps me from obsessing about characters I would be deeply ashamed of (lol).
>>201221>Obviously I meant long-term interest in a particular character (though it's obviously not wrong to have lots of passing crushes, it's just not what I had in mind)
Oh, yeah. I was just making a distinction between the different types of people in this particular thread.>Though maybe it's a blessing if it keeps me from obsessing about characters I would be deeply ashamed of (lol).
If I'd found my husbando sooner then maybe I could have avoided dealing with shitty 3D men.
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Maybe it has a warming filament and soft silicone fingertips for massages. It almost certainly has insane robot strength for holding you down if you're into that. The very best thing is, though, I bet it has a vibrate/pulse function.
Can you imagine? Because I can. Skilled robot fingers curling up inside you and rumbling with a buzzy thumb on your clit? All while he drools and shakes and sweats all over you. Genuinely magical. Now unimagine it, because that's my husband you creep.
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meet me behind the trashcans, let's get unsanitary baby xoxo
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With all the anons itt posting trendy zoomer era husbandos, I feel too retarded even for the retarded hornyposting thread but I never got over my Diabolik Lovers phase, specifically over Ayato
>Looks like a faggot
>Has incel-tier BDSM fetishes
Yet I never found anything more "exciting" than this edgy tard's CD drama content
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>>201276>With all the anons itt posting trendy zoomer era husbandos, I feel too retarded even for the retarded hornyposting thread
You shouldn't! All husbandos are valid
and I think it's especially admirable if someone has one that isn't from trendy media… I no longer crush on those characters and even then I wasn't as serious as with my current husbando, but my past ones were Shinji from NGE (omg no!!!! I was 13, so you can imagine why I had low standards), Endrance from .hack//GU (still enjoy his male yandere personality, but lack of content is a big problem) and Cloud Strife (maybe it doesn't count because of FFVIIR, but hey, his original game came out in 1997. I still adore his looks and personality, but don't have a strong enough emotional connection to call him a husbando. He's a character that I greatly enjoy, tho). >Diabolik Lovers
I want to play this game so bad, but I'm not gonna buy a Vita for that… it's too expensive. Really hope I either find a deal someday or DL gets released on PC or Switch.>>201281
Wrong thread, real people cannot be husbandos, especially not crusty discord incels. Find a fictional love interest to be obsessed with, at least he will not take advantage of your feelings.
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Based as hell anon, I feel like such a sperg for still liking Dialovers in 2021 after everyone else has moved on but the games are just so scrumptious. I just want these disgusting vampires to bully me.
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Leon is my favourite husbando to hornypost about, he is def oldschool at this point.
I wish there were more sexy fanart of him out there.
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Speaking of older husbandos. I always thought Richter Belmont was handsome, especially the young Kojima version. I both look forward to, and dread, the coming Netflix CV adaption with him in it. Hope they don't screw him up and make him ugly like Trevor or fucked over like Hector.
Yeah, I never got the appeal of those abusive
fedora vampire guys.
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I'm into them just never understood fedora-kun and shota-kun. Fedora has a gay laugh and was raped by his mom and the shota one is a bad behaved brat. Give me pic related or Ayato anytime
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Look at this new Touken Rambu cutie, I can't wait to waste all my resources trying to smith him and possibly fail in attempts to add him to my harem.
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Why is everyone in Yakuza so hot? Seriously, everyone. Kiryu, Majima, Nishikiyama, Nishitani, Oda, Tachibana, Ryuji, Akiyama, Kashiwagi, and more people I'm forgetting. It's painful because real life 3D men could never come close. Not in personality, charm, looks or anything at all.
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Please tell me who voiced Syndrome cause his voice is making me weak now
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He's the perfect weapon. Designed to improve Japanese birth rates by making fujos desperate enough to have sex with 3D men, while also memeing the West (me) into degeneracy. That is to say, I don't even like real men but I can't stop thinking about a very specific piss scenario with this two dimensional man. He's so fucking disgusting and perfect. Oh god, I want him to tie me up and embarrass me, tell me how pathetic I must be if I'm lower than trash like him. And he'll just watch me and watch me until I start to fidget and cry. I'll hold it as well as I can and he'll come in close and start whispering abuse in my ear and start roughly kneading my abdomen and pussy, humiliating me for being wet. The shock of the intimate touch and the pressure on my bladder would probably make me piss myself, and I'd hear him laugh disgustedly while I snivel and squeeze my eyes shut. After a few moments, he'll say, "anon, look at me" and as I look up from my soaking lap, a few ropes of hot cum will splash across my sweaty, tear-stained face. But just as soon as he's caught his breath he'd be apologising, licking his own cum off my face and calling me beautiful and untying me.
"Thank you so much, anon," he'll whisper while chastely kissing my shaky shoulder. "Thank you for indulging scum like me. If you'll allow me, let me take care of you now." And I would get the fingering of a lifetime. He probably has really lovely hands - long, strong, knobbly fingers. I'd love to put them in my mouth but that's another post. The end.
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Oh to take a nap on Arthurs chest
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Mr Hime finally decided to come home to my citadel! Welcome to the harem!
Damn he moans a lot kek
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Nonnies I literally have a mental disability for this one but I can’t get enough
Thank you. I simply can't help myself, I am a woman in love.>>201798
By making them very unbearably thirsty for his thick, creamy seed, obviously. But you knew that, you just wanted to make fun of me for not having sex with 3D men.>implying that having sex with men isn't shameful and shouldn't be avoided at all costs
OK, anon. I personally refuse to lower myself for mortal men, because I have self-respect. Also, nobody in their right mind wants to fuck me because of my terminal autism and degeneracy, but that's besides the point.
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I think Diluc would be an amazing hugger, I want to cuddle with him and feel his warm body against mine as we’re covered in blankets and wear cozy pajamas with the air conditioner really cold.
I want to kiss his neck and jaw as he gropes me, he would be shy at first but then he would get bolder and he would put his hands under my clothes, we would just cuddle like that until we fall asleep, I would give him a sleepy good night kiss on the lips and he would tell me that he loves me.
Life would be great, then I wake up with 10.000.000 dollars in my bank account and Diluc is still there with me.
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no real man will ever compare to him, might just die anons
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Bara tiddies are trending lately but what about the flat tiddies.
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this one sprite
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I drew a picture of us as a special treat, as a belated birthday present to us both. I like to think that in a parallel universe, he’s crytyping about me on the reg on that Hope’s Peak gossip forum that Naegi checks right at the start of THH. I’ve been listening to Golden Trunks
by the Arctic Monkeys and now the phrase “sometimes I shitpost about you too” is burnt into my brain. I love you, Nagito ♥IDK how to digital art, hence spoiler. Sorry, talented anons>>202011
He should be so lucky, though I wouldn’t mind getting cucked by Ko as long as I could watch.
, i wish I had the artistic faculties to do art of me with my husbandos.
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Thank you, anon. I'm learning too, let's both practise hard!
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Thank you so much, nonnies ♥♥♥ I wasn't expecting that. I came back into this thread just now to hornypost, but you're so sweet and wholesome that I (almost) feel too awkward to go ahead with it
Anyway, I want him to stuff me full of his delectable cream, like a profiterole. He's going to knock me up. His big, spidery hands will gently cup my breasts and he'll whisper with quiet awe and excitement that they're going to get so big and full once he gets me pregnant. I'll feel him twitch inside me at the prospect and he'll start suckling hard on my nipples and making the most disgusting moans. When I start to panic because I'm not ready to be a mother, he'll hold my hands above my head in just one of his and pin me there with all of his weight while he starts getting shaky and feverish and sticky. He tells me excitedly to please struggle and panic and cry as much as I want, but he won't stop because it means that our child truly will be a dazzling hope born from my despair. His already-huge, throbbing cock could crush diamonds when he starts thinking about hope, and he starts to fuck my body with total abandon. He'll lovingly rest his other hand on my lower abdomen, where my womb is, as if trying to feel the exact moment he impregnates me. He'll rut hard enough to feel his own thrusts through my belly, and when I start to cry he'll start to cum, thinking about how how much hope we're going to bring into the world. He'll bury himself so deeply inside me that I can feel his balls contract against me when he soaks my cervix with his milky, sweet and sour semen. He'll fall, boneless and panting, on top of me, kissing my face and neck tenderly and telling me I did so well and that he's going to take care of me, I'm his wife and now the mother of his child, I'll never want for anything ever again. When I calm down, he'll withdraw and plug my stretched out and sore pussy with a toy to keep the cum inside. He'll prop my hips up with a pillow and sink his head between my legs, cleaning up our stray juices with his tongue. Soothingly, he tells me to relax, the next part is going to be a lot more fun for me. Without hesitation he'll start chowing down on my pussy, slurping on my clit and humming appreciatively, like he's enjoying a world-class meal. He'll roll my pearl expertly with the tip of his tongue over and over, and between that and the weight of the heavy plug in my body, I'll orgasm ferociously. I'll claw at his candyfloss hair and enjoy his cries of pain, pushing his snout hard into my clit as I squirt against his stupid, sweaty face. I'll feel my whole body contract and release, and I can almost feel my uterus sucking hard, my vagina clenching and involuntarily squeezing all of Komaeda's cum into my fertile body, like squeezing a tube of toothpaste into my greedy womb. I know he knows what I can feel, because he's still between my legs with this stupid smug look on his face, as well as my nectar. He'll crawl up and over me slowly, drooling, pressing skin to skin, both of us sweaty and flushed. He'll tonguefuck my ear passionately, knowing that it makes me clench involuntarily and I'll snap at him, annoyed and overstimulated. He'll do his gentle little chuckle, and he'll tease me by telling me how I'm already glowing. He'll pet my hair, huffing the crown of my head deeply as he curls around me, desperately trying to inhale all the neurotransmitters and hormones my body starts to pump out.
"I know until now, the past has been cruel to both of us, anon, it's been so hard. But that just was our down payment for an amazing future together. That's how luck works. I'm going to look after both of you so well. I'll protect you to my dying breath. You are my ultimate hope, anon."
"You're so weird, Nagito." I'll mutter fondly and sleepily into his sticky, stringy hair. "I love you so, so much." He starts to shake, and though I can't see his face, I'll feel the tears flowing from him and the puffs of his silent sobs. I know exactly what it means to him.
"I love you too, anon"
That's interesting. Why's that?
I'm English by birth. If you're talking about my hair and skin colour, my family is Scandinavian-Italian. It's actually tragic, the only Mediterranean genes I got were ones for intense and overwhelming facial hair. Maybe it skips a generation, and Komaeda and I will have children with lovely olive skin and pretty dark hair/eyes, like my mum.
I'm Finnish and nothing about that hilarious piece of autism reads as Finnish expect the art style sort of I guess.
But godspeed anon, I was crying laughing thinking about Komaeda crytyping about anon on the Hope's Peak gossip forum
same, that is an awesome artwork. I wish I could do that… I am in awe of Komaeda-chan.>>202110
Can I ask you for advice on how to be able to imagine your husbando better? I mean, like how he would treat you, how would your life look together etc… I want it so bad, but I have a big problem with visualizing it. Makes me feel like a fraud. You have so many headcanons about Komaeda and I'm so envious!
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I'm replaying 2016 DOOM and only now I realized how sexy Dr. Hayden is! Now I understand General Grievous anon, sort of.
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why was this guy from spongebob kinda sexy…..
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Agghhhh I saw a stupid video about this guy today I never knew who he was before (I'm into robots too) it was this but voiced over
OP Samuel Hayden anon here, I'm not even that much into robots, that's why my attraction surprised me! Guess it's the voice? The Marauders (even though I haven't played Eternal yet) and the Slayer himself can get it too. Other nonhumans I've found attractive were Devil Trigger
forms, but those characters are really hot as humans too. I guess some Mass Effect aliens I've seen in other husbando threads were kinda hot? Might get around to playing those games in the future. I also have to mention that I'm hardly ever attracted to real life men though.
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I want to be locked up with Jolyne. I want her to hold me tight while I caress her perfect jojo body. I want her to kiss me with her big juicy green lips.
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get this man some carmex pleawse
moderately related but i would let pic related absolutely destroy me in every way imaginable i keep rewatching his arc like the autist i am hes so fucking pretty
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he's so stupid and horny, I want to suck him off
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Do I want Childe to pin me down during a fight and fuck me into the ground or do I want to tie him to a chair and ride his dick while slicing his clothes off with a knife? Decisions decisions
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I don’t know I got so obsessed with the CEO of eczema but I want to be his gf so bad and force him to do face masks with me and give him kisses
Overhaul is so cute too honestly good taste - I basically speedrun the manga and only pay a lot of attention to the villain parts bc of shigaraki overhaul and dabi
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That's wholesome anon.
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God I want to sit on his face so bad and see his cute tsundere reaction to me stripping off my panties.
>A-a-anon w-what are you doing?!
>I'm going to ride your face until I cum.
>Well jeez warn a guy. You can't just do that kinda stuff out of nowhere y'know… Okay if you really gotta. Come here.
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just got reminded of that nonny who said benedict cumberbatch looked like a skyrim high elf, apparently she was not the only one. is it weird that I actually find the high elf more attractive?
also I'm so sad there are no marriable male high elves in skyrim
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Just when I thought that you couldn't sink any lower. You're a CUCK?
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These are the facts as I understand them: my husbando is very hot and he loves me very much. I would do anything for him. I would drink his jarate if I had to. I would drink it if I didn't have to. I don't even know what to say my heart is going to burst from love
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horikoshi had no right to make these evil men so so slutty. thinking about dabi & overhaul speeds up the liquefaction of my brain by about 200%
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What is it about cowboys nonas?
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Ughnnnnnnnn I need a gang bang pwease~
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>tfw no yandere mammon to fuck me as he tells me that he won’t let me go until he has enough of me which will be never because he’s greedy as fuck and he will want to lick my pussy after cumming inside me.
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But also this.
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for a mere second, I was under the impression it was picrel
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I want a foursome with them and Zhao but I'd also fuck pretty much everyone in this game
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what game are they from anon
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The man is Han Joon-gi and the woman is Seong-hui from Yakuza: Like a Dragon, gifrel is Zhao Tianyou from the same game
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I just love him, I'm not very creative
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I'd make him lose his status as head of his clan because he'd be too busy worshipping my pussy in our yurt 24/7
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I need this mildly autistic man on my life. I want him to be my house husband that eats my pussy everyday after I get home
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I bet this mustachoed man has a big dick. A massive girth with big balls. I want him to fuck me raw and hardcore as he embraces me. I'll be his bitch and get my cunt slapped by his enourmous dangling soft balls. Hggn
I bet his big dick is curved down like the chad he is. So I would love if he placed his dick and balls on my forehead and lips and started rubbing himself on my face. Then he would say "open wide" and put his head with a bit of foreskin on my tongue and tell me to suck. I bet he has a delicious musk that smells of watery rice and pine wood. I want his balls and dick on my face.
>>202757>watery rice and pine wood
lost my shit at this
also what the fuck is that female Cyrus? I fell out of Pokemon years ago, why is there a genderbent Cyrus.
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God damn it I love him so much I don't know what to do my heart feels like it's going to burst from love hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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bathing with his smelly ass
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God it's so fucking hot when he cries.
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ive never watched a jerma stream before but when he came on like this my clit said 'its go time' he looks so broken wearing a fucking christian slater cosplay (also a retarded husbando of mine) im fucking, i cant stop thinking about it. jerma in these cheap goddamn dollar store glasses with bouncy hair not a single fucking knot in it & in a arm sling FUCK
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Same, and I rarely crush on people. Jermy's like a discount Christian Bale crossed with pure PSYCHO. Uniquely attractive. That said, I like his unwashed uncle look the best.
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Now that you mention it, he does. Gonna put that thought away, but yeah you're probably right. Still cute though, looks are a bonus.
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One of my first crushes,oh my god that laugh. Too bad he is gay.. and old.
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I am extremely attracted to Wallace from Scott Pilgrim. Only problem is is he is canonically extremely gay, and I'm a girl. Doesn't help that Keiran Culkin plays him in the movie
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so horny for him I fantasize about travelling to Canada just to answer one of PhilipSoloTV's craigslist ads he does for videos (he invites random girls all the time) for shit like eating Burger King or having a room party. I'd hit it off perfectly with Brett and afterwards he'd offer to drive me back to my place and it's just a hotel room I rented. He'd come inside, we'd make out and grind in the bed while Corner Gas plays on the TV or some shit, he smells like cigarettes and a Hot Topic. Then he'd tonguefuck my pussy and seal his mouth on my clit until I'd come multiple times, only then would he flip me like a toy and fuck me into the sheets, and when he grabs my ass he probably has a ton of rings on his fingers. Probably nipple piercings and a dick piercing too let's be real. I probably wouldn't see him again but it'd be worth it. Or he would move to the US to be with me because my pussy is so amazing