[ Rules ] [ ot / g / m ] [ pt / snow / w ] [ meta ] [ Discord ]

/g/ - girl talk

(For post deletion)

Apply as Administrator
Apply as Farmhand

File: 1622061289063.jpg (1.13 MB, 1431x1662, 229whr8i7zf31.jpg)

No. 187962

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But why
Farmers are some horny b*tches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to ganbang me raw

No. 187967

File: 1622061478088.png (287.54 KB, 802x1316, 187F5CB9-46D0-456A-BDA2-AB747D…)

Hell ya baby time to image dump

No. 187969

File: 1622061727681.jpg (1.12 MB, 1748x1181, 83999148_p0.jpg)

i want the jojos to gangbang me raw

No. 187970

File: 1622061730291.jpg (86.18 KB, 780x439, Mgsv tpp comp_ee448e_5676520.j…)

Thank you Hideo.

No. 187971

File: 1622061737279.jpg (1.23 MB, 1018x1454, 61225393_p0.jpg)

If only I could hump his legs.

No. 187972

File: 1622061844443.jpg (64.7 KB, 680x680, E1n-wvBUcAI8FDK.jpg)

Tell me why,
Why can't we have a threeewayyyy

No. 187973

Thanks OP for providing this weeb ovulation outlet btw

No. 187974

File: 1622062103507.jpg (494.83 KB, 1290x1821, 20201211_103746.jpg)

I want to fuck everyone in Jujutsu Kaisen, no exceptions

No. 187977

File: 1622062503417.jpg (37.71 KB, 455x313, EvH5cOZXUAARAY8.jpg)

Not me

…I only want to fuck this dude for some reason.

No. 187980

File: 1622062611554.jpg (121.48 KB, 459x816, c611abe3-9d4b-47cf-8c5b-ebf997…)


No. 187981

File: 1622062652391.jpeg (70.21 KB, 749x562, 569C29AE-DCA6-4C92-8868-616AA1…)

I wish what was me, I really want a threeway with Diluc and Kaeya.
>tfw no fire and ice dp
Like, imagine, I’m sure kaeya must be a bit cold to the touch, and Diluc has to be warm, it would be like having the air conditioning on after taking a warm shower.
would it be bad to warm up a dildo and put another dildo in the freezer? Would it damage my cooch?

No. 187982

File: 1622062668746.jpg (772.71 KB, 1600x1058, FaceApp_1606511084336.jpg)

Mary has great taste

No. 187983

File: 1622062690311.jpeg (227.7 KB, 800x800, 50B4809D-D60D-4628-A71B-1EF14B…)

I need him. I can’t explain it anymore I need him.

No. 187984

is that pewdipie?

No. 187989

File: 1622064028035.gif (2 MB, 938x520, 09990.gif)

unironically found this scene hot despite the context. i want them to fight/simp over me nonstop. even saved some reader-insert fics with that premise

No. 187990

File: 1622064458565.jpg (86.92 KB, 563x846, 9d8376261c54ac268dee994c2829a9…)

i really want to fuck naoya and im tired of pretending its in the "I'm gonna peg the misogyny out of him haha" way. i want him to completely fuck feminism out of me and turn me into his cumslut.

No. 187999

Why don't anons just use the husbando thread in /m/ for this?

No. 188002

1. this is for 3D husbandos as well
2. this is for shitpost
3. this is for hornyposting
4. this thread was requested
5. they were clogging the retard shitpost thread

No. 188003

adding to the reasons mentioned, it also mimicks the thread we had yesterday (was super fun, idk if you were there)

No. 188005

File: 1622068177393.jpg (212.89 KB, 1200x1600, shouji-mezou.jpg)

I know his arms look like a huge ballsack but imagine what he can do with all those hands (and the mouths attached to them)

I want to fuck every male in this series, yes including the worst boys, yes the retarded ones too, yes whichever character you personally hate idc, all except literal shotas and that graperape midget.

No. 188006

He wishes

No. 188008

File: 1622070114090.png (528.63 KB, 598x607, sineeang.png)

how do I stop cringing at myself and embrace the horny since it's anonymous

No. 188009

the matsu brothers in the shitpost thread…
if anyone has horny jysuhi art pls post

No. 188010

File: 1622070591942.jpeg (84.53 KB, 750x383, AFEE15C2-DEA5-43B4-A839-8F8F0C…)

>why is he so perfect?

No. 188011

File: 1622070675735.jpeg (97.6 KB, 600x782, 241F7289-289B-4EBD-A357-A4BDE6…)

I will sametard a lot, I found this retarded picture.

No. 188012

File: 1622070847733.jpeg (105.43 KB, 750x1023, 386A3A63-3D84-4DCE-A949-4E92B8…)

>tfw I will never make him cry because of a dumbass misunderstanding.

No. 188013

ily nonny.
he reminds me sm of my crush irl

No. 188014

File: 1622071251333.png (242.39 KB, 800x409, 6789965321345668.png)

different anon here's one without the watermark

No. 188015

based, thank you op, I'm one of the anons who proposed a /g/ shitpost thread

No. 188016

File: 1622071289764.png (210.86 KB, 800x410, 3680063321235.png)

and the others

No. 188017

File: 1622071358042.png (176.97 KB, 1000x1200, a66bfa7904d15573d8091422b339ad…)

this one's kind of dark

No. 188018

File: 1622071535339.jpg (109.22 KB, 850x1201, sample-1e077f70eae398976c1ffa5…)

want to smear food in almost every part of his body and then lick him clean, mask on of course

will now proceed to bury my head in sand

No. 188021

Anon plz tell me you have links to those fics

No. 188025

File: 1622076569402.png (73.67 KB, 480x640, 13ff8c6610ec3e916a5fbf9e6b9fb1…)

hetafags unite
Turkey is top daddy lol

No. 188027


and this one doesn't really involve fighting over reader-chan but it's a threesome with oso and kara plus it's hot so
looking back on my bookmarks most of the things i saved were focused individual neets besides these two and the one with oso and choro

No. 188028

File: 1622077377527.jpg (Spoiler Image, 249.52 KB, 1000x800, f72eafd32198fc8f932033811678a4…)

*were focused on
anyway I feel like posting oso now

No. 188029

File: 1622077537387.jpg (158.71 KB, 899x1753, 071ab2406cf6e5bfc1c481a4dd6c11…)

i firmly believe he would make the perfect fuckbuddy as long as you hide your money

No. 188030

File: 1622077671418.png (Spoiler Image, 1.15 MB, 1000x1411, 7ad305649a7f79646d8556eb6ddb78…)

unrelated, an ichi

No. 188031

File: 1622077755641.jpg (92.35 KB, 800x1200, 3e9393ad032bb5748c505f9f1b4ed9…)

No. 188032

stop you're going to make me into otsomatsus

No. 188033

Thank you based yumejoshi anon

No. 188038

File: 1622079839440.jpg (151.2 KB, 850x660, oso-faces.jpg)

come to the dark stinky side nonita

No. 188041

File: 1622080313611.png (421.84 KB, 800x600, 8983279_55769133_13.png)

wait should've posted this, i forgot i got a bunch of yume art lol

No. 188043

File: 1622082126919.jpeg (115.8 KB, 1080x1080, C745E678-36A9-4F79-A591-F4487C…)

>the jyuushi in this and the ichis
Please anon I genuinely feel insane. He’s so undesirable what the fuck is wrong with me.

No. 188044

File: 1622082239727.jpeg (226.43 KB, 850x1129, 521A96B0-8048-4244-A5CB-01E823…)

God I wish this was me

No. 188045

Why did you unlock this turn on for me again, I thought I got over it years ago.

No. 188047

File: 1622082890179.jpg (143.59 KB, 750x957, 6954768_67506974_19.jpg)


No. 188048

File: 1622082919400.jpg (81.8 KB, 748x999, 6954768_67506974_31.jpg)

cute cute cute!

No. 188049

File: 1622082958586.png (243.04 KB, 700x933, 8983279_54763689_8.png)


No. 188050

File: 1622083062475.jpg (191.45 KB, 750x775, 54445228_p15.jpg)

the gang'sbang all here

No. 188053

File: 1622084126304.jpg (22 KB, 275x275, 06bdeb51-1089-4503-8164-ec0638…)

Just a heads up this thread is not just for 2D husbandos and waifus, it is also for 3D real human husbandos and waifus, general hornyposting (ex: I wanna suck a big testicle) and manhate memes

No. 188055

File: 1622084403630.jpeg (164.4 KB, 494x731, 33F5FE58-00E9-44E8-A5FA-93FC5A…)

I actually dislike him so much that that photo made me come to my senses

No. 188056

File: 1622084702927.jpeg (99.12 KB, 850x625, D6B97F3F-DFFF-4D6F-A342-763AD4…)

Back to being retarded because I want him.

No. 188057

post-komaeda clarity

How saucy can the images be? I know no full-on porn but what is the sauce level exactly

No. 188058

File: 1622085109416.jpeg (39.24 KB, 560x794, 5C7B9204-FDD9-4334-95BE-1199C4…)

as long as there’s no genitals or intercourse it should be fine

No. 188059

File: 1622085615401.jpeg (231.05 KB, 750x1062, A43747E2-32A9-43FA-908C-5847E0…)

I want to slap them, but I also want to kiss them and do many things that i probably should post in the sexual fantasies’ thread.

No. 188060

File: 1622085952183.jpeg (46.51 KB, 500x417, D2250907-C94F-45E7-9550-AB03A6…)

You can’t just post this and not say who they are

No. 188061

genitals and nudity should be spoilered obviously
its in the lolcow rules

No. 188063

>is also for 3D real human husbandos and waifus, general hornyposting
What?? Like actors and shit? This is too dangerous

No. 188064

File: 1622087096656.jpeg (132.79 KB, 750x574, 5BEA0496-9F9D-4313-B21C-3C7A9D…)

They’re Floyd and Jade leech from twisted wonderland, two ridiculously tall and shady himbos.

No. 188065

File: 1622087260229.jpeg (209.92 KB, 736x1198, B5D14E82-8B83-4620-B116-19E77E…)

I don’t read moonrunes, but Dios mío ¿qué puede hacer esa lengua? mi amor.

No. 188067

File: 1622089193905.jpg (60.7 KB, 600x849, 27f426cd92cd6f83621b23c6cbc7d7…)

i want to fuck everyone in jjk. holy shit

No. 188070

File: 1622089894666.jpg (Spoiler Image, 52.65 KB, 496x701, 6f1840656a95abb9874156ae884425…)

Thanks for letting me know. I took a near year-long break from lc and wanted to be 100% on it. Love how everyone calls each other nonny/anonita now it's cute

the fact that the Hetalia boys aren't real makes me want to cry irl

No. 188071

No. 188072

1st panel:
Right guy: Oh
Left guy: What? Did you find something funny?
Right: Nah, but it's the Floyd-senpais

2nd panel:
Right hand guy: Oh hi
Left hand guy: It's the shrimp
Off-panel top: Uuugh, if they pick a fight with you, I'll just leave you. So annoying.
Off-panel bottom: You're so heartless. Some things don't change…

3rd panel:
The sweet I got. I got this from shrimpie.

4th panel:
Guy: Nnnn
Off-panel top: Floyd, what are you doing? We'll be late to the shop opening!
Off-panel top: Fufu, shrimp was there.

5th panel:
Right guy: Uwa! A sweet! I thought it was something else
Left guy: ?! His tongue is so long!

No. 188073

File: 1622091244808.jpg (435.2 KB, 987x1200, 85821049_p0_master1200.jpg)

Dude I just started reading the manga and the first time this dude takes his fucking blindfold off … Gege what are you doing hiding this angel's face away?!
That said I went to a doujin store the other day and 95% of JJK doujin are Gojo fucking anything that moves. No blindfold in sight. Maybe Gege just wanted us to be able to concentrate?

No. 188074

File: 1622092398792.jpeg (593.24 KB, 1125x1560, 7E5B7498-09AD-4298-B2BD-73C12A…)

ok I don't care anymore. I'll say it in the classiest way I can… nevermind. I want his semen dripping down my thighs. the world couldn't fathom how little I care that he is a ginger, I need him. had this fantasy last night of putting my hand on his face because I want to do that when I see how serious and high-strung he looks. put my palm to his cheek to try and smooth him. but he seizes my wrist and grabs me someplace else I haven't decided yet, let's say waist. except I kinda want his gloved hand gripping my chin in a threatening manner (not harmful since it is a fantasy). it can progress many ways from there. I rewatched the first movie tonight with my father, and I showed no signs of my thirst in his brief on-screen moments. I quietly gave him my devoted attention. the feeling is growing until I can watch the next movie. it's one of life's cruel jokes that he is such a minor character, then again saves me the shame of constant horniness when watching with my family, which is awkward. still he gets all of my attention even when not on screen. his yelling face was kind of ugly but I want him to shout at me passionately, hatefully how he wants to destroy the resistance. I don't know why it's hot that he's authoritarian. I love it and his neat smoothed hair, sneering nose, and sexy sideburns. what I'm scared about is, how many steps removed am I now from a nazi fetish? I should've been a driverfag but kylo is not the same at all, for me. I laughed when he came on screen because I thought of lolcow though. no one else but LC can know of my lust for this creep

No. 188076

unironically based, glad I'm not the only one lusting after this bootleg hugo boss motherfucker

arguably him being a ginger just makes it better

No. 188077

File: 1622094236300.jpg (135.55 KB, 1200x1196, loveofmylife.jpg)

i want to continue his bloodline with him so bad and give him so much children i will become his little housewife i dont care anymore

>Arthur Morgan thread pic

your taste is impeccable op i too want him to bone me

No. 188078

File: 1622094458900.jpeg (328.54 KB, 1125x818, 25F3F933-B217-499D-B725-7F13C1…)

>bootleg hugo boss motherfucker
KEK exactly anon, yet I eat it right up…

also I noticed he looks completely different depending on angles and lighting, can range from looking like a weird naked mole rat to … pic related, swoon. there's no explanation for why I like this quality of his.

he can aim his giant genocidal space laser at me anyday. I'd thank him

No. 188079

i cant play rrd2 anymore cause i get so horny i have to pause and take care of it

No. 188080

File: 1622096165399.jpg (34.43 KB, 736x918, 131289bf36b7a66e1745e5e482580f…)

>what I'm scared about is, how many steps removed am I now from a nazi fetish?
Whenever I showed Hux to my boyfriend, all he would say every single time was "he looks like a Nazi wet dream", so I guess you're halfway there I'm there too fuck

>I should've been a driverfag but kylo is not the same at all, for me. I laughed when he came on screen because I thought of lolcow though.

Kek did your dad questioned why you laughed?

Did you watch the Domhnall Gleeson Burberry ad? I think it's really nice. As a dfag, I'm waiting eagerly for the release of the Kylo one.

Anyway, I'd I want a threesome with Hux and Kylo, but I'd honestly would rather see them bone. Preferably they can fight a bit beforehand to see who's gonna take it up in the ass. Hopefully there's a bit of blood drawn.

No. 188083

Ughhhh why does he look so good even looking away. I can't believe it he's so fucking hooooooooot. This is dangerous

No. 188085

File: 1622098509933.jpeg (47.17 KB, 320x320, 1949B1AA-A765-4788-A90D-1DAA0C…)

husbando x reader (Y/N) and your hot body dreamboat husbando exchange a BIG KISSU. what sexy times.

No. 188093

File: 1622103445515.jpg (26.52 KB, 400x566, 63b93bce134e5dfef4d816fc1e8a3c…)

indirect kiss trope with him after passing the boof

No. 188098

File: 1622105810472.jpg (231.86 KB, 2048x1152, Tumblr_l_535660822607517.jpg)


No. 188103

Damn now that I'm actually horny, properly horny, I'm too embarrassed to post anything anymore

No. 188114

File: 1622115662856.png (2.21 MB, 2560x1440, 445.png)

you know what I just remembered? just how fucking FAT ichi's ass is. like god damn. and it's consistently like that too. same with juicy's

No. 188115

File: 1622115713302.png (Spoiler Image, 215.79 KB, 672x348, e5.png)

Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (mwah)
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody (ah, ah, ah ah)
Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist (mwah)

No. 188123

File: 1622119007487.jpg (28.73 KB, 500x363, choro.jpg)


No. 188132

File: 1622121003273.jpeg (91.05 KB, 910x1310, F572DDA4-0E2D-412D-9F57-334587…)

The worst Matsu
its all about catboy.

No. 188134

why are so many people horny for 6 anime jon arbuckles

No. 188139

I would say that I wish I knew but in reality I don't

No. 188142

Kek, that's what I'm trying to grasp. At first I thought it was the same guy, now I realize these are 6 different brothers, but how are people attracted to these overly stylistic artstyle with no erotic factor?

No. 188144

File: 1622123331198.jpg (62.42 KB, 684x911, f734cab7f5353de.jpg)

i honestly don't know either, there's just something about them..
but i guess one of the appeals is the fact that they're canonically horny and desperate, that's just hot to me for some reason. but i also had crushes on simplified/stylized characters since childhood so it's probably autism.

No. 188149

File: 1622126084534.png (224.98 KB, 490x700, 54358770_p7.png)

I'm glad this is a thread now because I'd been wanting to sperg more in the husbando thread but I felt so bad about the prospect of shitting it up.

I know for a fact there at AT LEAST 2 other Okabefags on this website.
I don't have anything more shitposty to say at the moment.

No. 188154

File: 1622127133305.jpeg (378.73 KB, 2048x2040, 2C9C979B-B055-44F3-86E8-FF83FE…)

This person drew the best tweels. I don’t even care that she was frankentracing, I’m still sad she got ran off twitter by the jp fujo busybodies.

No. 188157

File: 1622127663978.png (2.41 MB, 1920x1080, 187537633_508165613657481_6028…)

He's so awkward and cute and has the nicest voice…I just want to touch his hair and choke him with his lanyard hhgghhhnngghh

No. 188158

File: 1622127690638.jpg (41.09 KB, 466x700, 5c09c6ef8763871e8e5178c11b9399…)

Shiro from the Voltron reboot as an amputee-war veteran PTSD-soft man-canon gay-asian-bara-mindrape-cloned representation-bingo-from-hell character design was such wasted potential, I wish he was in a good show. I know he's basically decaff-Guts, but I like his soft design better.

No. 188161

>Implying that there aren't people out there who have John Arbuckle as their husbando

No. 188169

File: 1622131073283.jpg (50.09 KB, 363x512, 5c2e4bd72cee462eaa894d0d65adca…)

He always gave me Kaneoya Sachiko vibes, I bet she would draw epic fanart of him.

No. 188170

File: 1622131811238.jpg (20.47 KB, 512x288, 65a620fc91761789720298eaafc489…)

hottest death note character

have imagined a threeway with him and matsuda

No. 188180

File: 1622136067786.gif (7.32 KB, 150x150, dd347w5-818a5e4d-c957-4dd8-bbf…)

Jon Arbuckle bouncing his fat ass on my strapon

No. 188181

File: 1622136138779.jpg (29.17 KB, 480x480, a4064abd1b1c4da94cb46cd914f391…)

I reallyreallyreally want his jacket

No. 188189

I would be the happiest bitch on earth if she ever did fanart of him

No. 188193

tf he's like 10 anon

No. 188201

Who is that kid?

No. 188204

what the fuck is wrong with you

No. 188206

that's a pretty generic leather motorcycle jacket
it's just a jacket lmao.

No. 188209

File: 1622147074845.jpg (16.75 KB, 474x572, OIP.jpg)

he's a character from Despicable Me 3

No. 188211

It's kinda suspicious that she posted this kid on a thread about sperging about husbands though

No. 188212

don't be a pedo.

No. 188213

I hate that the husbandos I've had for most of my childhood and up has been tied between Samurai Jack and a goddamn blue circle with a mask. I want to fuck both.

No. 188214

>a goddamn blue circle with a mask
a what

No. 188218

I'm talking about the video-game character named Meta Knight. In my defense, if you listen to his voice lines in SMASH he sounds very hot and in the cartoon his voice is hot as well.

No. 188219

shit, I forgot to sage I apologize for that.

No. 188220

File: 1622149222965.jpg (211.41 KB, 1181x1476, E2X9_wDUYAUS22R.jpg)

tojis big manly milky mommy milkers tojis tittiesvtities milky titiestiti tojis the titiestitiestitiest tiestitiestitiestittities tojis milky tittsies tojis titties tojis milky titties toji the tittiest

No. 188221

File: 1622149258480.jpg (27.78 KB, 282x548, 19e7f332-78a9-42c1-af02-45d923…)

remember we can also post 3D husbands and retarded male memes cause this is /g/

No. 188222

For some reason I thought you were talking about snap from chalkzone.

No. 188223

Nope, but that made me laugh harder than I should've.

No. 188224

File: 1622149596766.jpeg (122.96 KB, 848x1200, 22256AB8-2C3F-4AD0-97C9-4B9E12…)

Nta but when I was a kid, I used to think he was pretty cool, even though I didn’t like the cartoon because I preferred watching normier stuff like those 24hrs marathons of pokemon or Disney series.

No. 188225

File: 1622149596667.jpg (36.7 KB, 636x1024, a023b925a39734dc65639eaff1443a…)

this fucker is who I imagine when I can't sleep. I retract to a safe space in my head where I have a whole detailed universe where we run away together and I fix him, or we an hero together, depends on my mood. I would never let a 3d man mistreat me in the way I'd let Nathan treat me
all his non-yaoi fanarts are butt ugly and his in game model is disgusting but in my head he's gorgeous

No. 188228

Anons when I can't sleep I imagine that I am a space explorer and I work with an alien on a spaceship all alone and I'm so embarrassed to write anything else

No. 188230

File: 1622150277664.jpg (22.17 KB, 634x357, garrus-and-shepard.jpg)

You should play Mass Effect

No. 188235

File: 1622151611402.png (672.49 KB, 1280x725, p kun.png)

i appreciate a good dumbass

No. 188253

I hate this. I hate you.

No. 188279

File: 1622169435788.jpg (76.98 KB, 833x1200, 1e9e75e74e6b5e34af7daf15af7b59…)

austria… wanna see him get railed tbh

No. 188285

File: 1622179716832.jpg (104.42 KB, 580x600, a8d488bd3678efef6de2116cad6316…)

Imagine how tall he is anon his cock would be huge too

No. 188287

File: 1622185533753.gif (545.74 KB, 245x350, b8c07da80b3414f838a9a9de8ef106…)

Folks, who has the best marvel tits?
Cast your votes!

No. 188290

File: 1622188557750.jpg (175.94 KB, 756x838, general_grievous_5__colored__b…)

Are you yelling me i cam post my husbandos outside of /m/ ???? Can I post lewd ones ?

Anyway my #1

No. 188291

File: 1622188671939.jpg (71.18 KB, 500x604, Garrus-Vakarian-Mass-Effect-2-…)

N my #2 , cliche but I love these skinny men with wide hips and shy personality u know?

No. 188304

File: 1622201624742.gif (992.22 KB, 500x281, CMZD.gif)

he's so abbdddorable I got mass effect 3 when it was free once but I couldn't get into it because I hadn't played the first two parts so I just went down to talk to Garrus and fawn over him. This is so sad. we will never marry cute tall aliens in huge armor. whyyyyyyy

No. 188309

File: 1622204513993.jpg (62.39 KB, 564x737, ca2c5ecc1a8a033b7e7be7dd7cf92d…)

fantasizing father anderson sending me james joyce-esque pervy letters and sniffing my correspondence..

want him so bad anons

No. 188332

File: 1622213896862.jpg (328.79 KB, 800x639, bb20a75b895dd0994528a10a6ca5be…)

I got you sis

No. 188337

And now I was having a dream about him but my loud ass neighbors woke me up!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!!

No. 188390

Nevermind, I just downloaded his costume for the sims 3 heheheheehehehe I'm gonna marry him and we will live in space hehehehe and kiss

No. 188393

Just drinking a beer and looking at mediocre redhead reddit men naked. I just wanna fucking idk, passively inhale scrote dick pics. Only ginger though.


I'm not used to hornyposting, is gayer hornypostin OK?

No. 188409

File: 1622236042675.gif (2.57 MB, 268x300, 8acc4b09b9177ba7004b02fd4d35c3…)

No. 188415

File: 1622237391322.jpg (169.42 KB, 680x1000, 23bdf19e13d368e3807065e9e07594…)

I once read a fanfic where he would use his mind reading/invasion force to give you instant super powerful orgasms, one after another, to the point of utter exhaustion.
I want him to do it to me while dicking me from behind, in the snow of the Starkiller base fields. He could also pin me up against a tree while I'm too tired to protest against the tree bark burns in my skin. I know his 190cm self could handle it no problem.

No. 188426

i can’t stop reading self insert fics about my favourite band members. i feel like a horny teenager with no outlet again except i can fuck whenever i want now but i’m choosing to read about it instead WHY

No. 188446

File: 1622256565370.jpeg (58.31 KB, 529x645, 37FFB970-3B6D-4B68-B712-DBA764…)

Kawaii as fuck. Since someone replied I can justify venting now, and this will be cringe:

I cant believe it they killed him I knew it though that it was coming, but it haplened so fast and I thought okay he's gonna be ok it wasn't clear that he died it was so fast but OF COURSE he did, he's just a minor character anyway fml the rest of the movie was just me waiting for him to come back and slowly realizing oh. he is deceased.

I guess this counts as a venting shitpost. I need to find the content where he has a cat and anything else with him in it… my space nazi husbando.

to finish off with hornyposting, when picrel happened I thought "I wish that were me" including the slap I'm sorry

No. 188454

File: 1622260523243.jpeg (50.83 KB, 500x750, AAF2455C-4E33-4B0A-993A-F81563…)


anon who is this??? i’m such a weakling for dumb guys with red hair. pic related

No. 188455


Reno from FF7

No. 188458

File: 1622261722884.gif (721.72 KB, 444x250, tenor (4).gif)

I felt the sexual tension in this scene
I keep cycling between Kylux and Reylo and Kylo with myself

No. 188460

File: 1622264780391.jpg (65 KB, 696x1138, e5bb8f41805e9be1fa153885a01c23…)

Speaking of Star Wars husbandos

I wouldn't mind being railed by him on top of his ship console for some hours and then dropped off in like batuu or tatooine or whatever and only see him again for another dicking session.
But only with the mask on.

No. 188470


ah anon i meant the dude they posted, i was just posting another hot red haired guy lmao thank you though!

No. 188502

nta but I think it's one of the Hypnosis Mic guys.

No. 188512

File: 1622292617333.jpg (70.73 KB, 735x655, df5f383c8b935710feb55167721a4a…)

Doppo from Hypmic, he isn't dumb just stressed salaryman rapper.

No. 188513

I wish Dice would meow and bark for me btw kek

No. 188528

>But only with the mask on
Sigh, same.
I don't think anyone likes him without the mask lol

No. 188530

That aggressive meow is cute.

No. 188549

File: 1622310887751.jpg (560.43 KB, 1920x1080, dicestretch.jpg)

>ywn ruffle the hair of your cute starving hobo boyfriend while he nyaas aggressively

No. 188550

File: 1622310994990.png (1.93 MB, 1450x2048, Eu1u6rgVcAQffzz.png)

God me too anon, I don't care if he probably has lice or something I wanna kiss him

No. 188556

He looks hungry, he looks like he wants to eat my kitty-cat

No. 188586

File: 1622326745448.jpg (63.12 KB, 500x642, ac7181a098e251cd848e81561c533d…)

I need Koujaku to rip me in half

No. 188590

File: 1622329821472.png (6.74 MB, 2400x2968, 87946963_p2.png)

I love this motherfucker so fucking much, it's like almost all my fetishes were stacked into one character. I'm so glad I managed to snag his very first R-18 doujinshi before he was implemented in the game, it's so expensive nowadays.

No. 188595

File: 1622332266070.jpeg (123.89 KB, 500x414, 6530CF52-6F72-478D-AB2A-EB8A26…)


same but it’s these two freaks. or mizuki and noiz lmao

No. 188604

File: 1622337109631.gif (2.53 MB, 178x285, tumblr_pcmznmbjIU1qdsg0ao8_r1_…)

Tfw no hot douchey southern bf

No. 188605

File: 1622337156566.gif (2.58 MB, 178x285, tumblr_pcmznmbjIU1qdsg0ao3_250…)

Those tight ass pants hnnnng

No. 188626

File: 1622347138286.jpg (32.79 KB, 736x485, 6ec51a519230e52df7ccbe489a2ccb…)

I am horny for this motherfucker again.
I feel like Kylo Ren (not Ben Solo) would be a very selfish fucker, in all meanings possible. He would only give you orgasms as a power trip thing, leaving you exhausted and in tears while he keeps fucking you relentlessly. He doesn't care if you are tired or sore, he'll keep doing it. He'll pin you down or lift you up with the force, he doesn't even have to touch you if he doesn't want to. He'll see what's in your mind, the deepest, dirtiest stuff. And he'll use against you.
He'll be back to hating himself once he's finished and he faces his face own the mirror, but while using you, he's powerful.

No. 188627

File: 1622347292945.jpg (747.67 KB, 2048x1858, Tumblr_l_731272727774112.jpg)

The fact that Arthur doesn't and will never exist makes me want to die

No. 188630

I completely understand Samurai Jack. I don't get Meta Knight, though.

No. 188634

I could masturbate to this one gif for the rest of my life

No. 188635

he literally has tuberculosis sis

No. 188637

File: 1622357088230.jpeg (30.35 KB, 360x574, A016F322-264C-44E9-8B4D-095BF3…)

if anon gets TB she will get her wish of dying while also feeling connected to her ailed husbando, as if he gave it to her

in other words, op >>188627 I suggest contracting tuberculosis

No. 188639

File: 1622358574744.jpg (110.01 KB, 700x920, 1616525471417.jpg)

No. 188663

File: 1622369205445.jpg (1.08 MB, 2048x1266, ac861b93-546a-4bc0-a233-97dcc7…)

I have that same pic saved lmao

No. 188666

This pic makes me miss japanese vending machine's hot canned soup so much

No. 188671

File: 1622377579170.jpg (21.16 KB, 480x479, nate-euphoria-1564690779.jpg)

I had a dream that picrel saved me from being stabbed and bled out in my arms. Most romantic thing a scrote has ever done for me.

No. 188676

I read it at first the opposite way
>I feel like Ben Solo (not Kylo Ren) would be a very selfish fucker, in all meanings possible
and I felt offended. Anyway thanks for posting him, I wanted to but wasn't sure if we are allowed to for the obvious reason KEK.
I had a dream about Kylo Ren back when TFA was the only thing. I was full-blown yandere masochist sub for him but he lowkey hated me and only wanted to choke me LMFAO

No. 188699

File: 1622390713460.jpg (193.82 KB, 937x855, CneqsxFVYAARUVc.jpg)

Touken Ranbu finally getting its english release brought me back, and I'm in love with the swords again.
Any other saniwas here?

No. 188703

File: 1622392899984.jpg (73.91 KB, 1024x757, C8u1__ZVwAERHnG.jpg)


Sengo is so fucking fine especially in the musical. I want to touch his bunny tail.

No. 188717

File: 1622402241212.png (721.53 KB, 1000x562, EzFSIGqVgAA_WaH.png)

You can see the outline of Doppos pebis in this card…..

No. 188718

That can looks phallic as well

No. 188721

I don't even want to fuck Doppo, I just want to pat him on the head and tell him it's okay to take a day off work and sleep a lot. He is karoshi waiting to happen.

No. 188759

File: 1622411427341.gif (3.61 MB, 498x276, tenor(1).gif)

it's not a deal breaker tbh

exquisite taste anon

No. 188763

File: 1622412825945.gif (1.84 MB, 245x358, 1622411426433.gif)

I want mads mikkelsen in period costume to cradle my otherworldly body in his arms and stroke me tenderly, then give me the box eating of a lifetime, then never see me again

No. 188769

File: 1622414862650.png (471.94 KB, 640x459, CA858FAA-783E-416A-BB6E-BFAEED…)

I want to fuck the rat.
A-anyone else?

No. 188771

File: 1622414977877.jpg (132.61 KB, 1168x1080, dobe2aig1r361.jpg)

Only if he shaves before and dies after.

No. 188795

File: 1622426026913.png (455.48 KB, 1000x1412, F4EDB1A3-E348-46C0-91EC-DD4929…)

I want him to use me as stress relief so bad.

No. 188812

File: 1622439386736.jpeg (40.66 KB, 670x376, 2D058BF4-B600-4124-BA04-B4AFBD…)

I want him. I always did. Ever since I set foot into that police station I wanted to fuck this hunk of beef.

When I got him as a companion I would make sure to remove that greasy ass hood from his head because he’s so sexy with that full head of hair.

I want him to plow me so hard in a dirty shack

No. 188834

File: 1622452634691.gif (9.73 MB, 540x540, kwiss.gif)

i see him on the fucking screen and i have to stop playing because i am absolutely horny for him i cant keep on doing this nonies

No. 188835

File: 1622453330906.jpg (891.31 KB, 2048x910, Tumblr_l_829266889219584.jpg)

No. 188849

lol, wait that's Chris? How much time has passed canonically between these games.

No. 188853

File: 1622460886306.png (424.14 KB, 640x360, 271F87F0-C16F-454D-A1E3-AB076B…)

I’ve found my people.

No. 188927

File: 1622492419805.png (591.32 KB, 820x879, tumblr_08b6ad688b1fb0c8cdebf3f…)

The autistic himbo of my dreams. Him being a virgin really seals the deal for me tbh.

No. 188945

i'm sure his meat is huge but he's embarrassed of it. i want to suck on his nibbles and toes and teach him how to eat the kitty

No. 188947

>autistic himbo
based, sauce??

No. 188948

Kazuma Kiryu, the one and only Dragon of Dojima

No. 188961

File: 1622500914386.jpg (85.17 KB, 1000x1000, 89dc0f33a671123aa33fe323bee636…)

I think that as long as you focus on the character and not he actor, it's fine. We can always thirst for the actor itself on his thread lol I also won't post pictures of his face, just fanarts or masked.

>I read it at first the opposite way and felt offended.

Oh, no. I think Ben Solo would go in the complete opposite direction, probably to overcompensate. I feel like he would feel very vulnerable; completely unmasked for the first time literally masked and metaphorically.
He would eat you out on his knees for hours, if you asked him too. He would let you be on top, he would touch you, feeling skin to skin for the first time, as himself. He wouldn't do mind tricks or forced orgasms, he would like to try and do it by himself, naturally. But you could still asked for one if you wanted to, just to see him blush and lightly squirm as he feels your pussy tightening with him inside. He would want to look you in the eyes, even if he was a bit embarrassed of it himself. And he would probably hold you a lot afterwards, he doesn't want to lose anyone else, anymore - he still full of parental issues kek
I think he would learn to balance it a bit more later, bringing a bit of Kylo Ren when necessary
RIP Ben Solo

No. 189027

god I've been playing this game recently and I haven't thirsted after a fictional character like this since high school

No. 189033

I had funny feelings when I tried fallout 4 VR. You could experiment with it a bit… I want to be IRL-dicked while I am on the floor of such a dirty shack in VR.

No. 189061

I wanna kiss him, run my fingers down his hair, tell him cute things, god hes perfect

No. 189062

kek seconding the "hidden face" rule on this thread lol

No. 189066

I just want to say that you have single-handedly cured my asexuality. Thank you for that. I definitely need more Kylo Ren/Ben Solo imagines, both kinky and vanilla

No. 189075

File: 1622562030094.jpg (201.04 KB, 510x707, Bo_Burnham_in_Pittsburgh_(crop…)

My dream man, I've had a huge retarded crush on him since I discovered him in high school, he's ten years older than me but I used to spend entire classes just daydreaming about being in an angsty relationship with him where he's a super ~tormented intellectual artist~. He's really smart, funny and tall which is literally everything I find attractive in a man. Knowing m that I'll never have a chance with him makes me actually sad (though I'm very happy for him and his wife. Just googled it and apparently she's 12 years older than him, that makes me like him even more ugh how can a man be this perfect and based)

No. 189077

>12 years age difference with the man being younger
They have a high chance of getting a divorce sometime in the future, nona. As much as that would suck, it would also be your chance kek

No. 189079

Nooo don't say that he deserves to be happy. And it's okay, as a eurofag I've made my peace with the fact that it's never gonna happen, he'll just have to remain a romanticized impossible standard in my head to compare every other man to

No. 189080

I really hope that I'm wrong and he doesn't divorce his wife… Fingers crossed for you to find someone as cute and based as Bo! BTW did you like Eight Grade?

No. 189081

File: 1622564174988.jpg (207.09 KB, 1000x1200, 54d5d3c3b80ebf78cca7e11474026f…)

lmao glad to know that my hornypost(s?) were of help, nonnie.
Lucky for you, Reylo is like the 4th or 5th most popular ship on AO3, so there's a lot of material there. I am a nitpicky bitch when it comes to my fanfic and even I could find something that met my tastes.
Good luck!

No. 189082


No. 189096

I'm a fake fan who hasn't watched it yet lmao. Idk why I have an irrational aversion to any media that's set in high and especially middle school, especially with a female protagonist, I think it's because I don't like comparing those stories to that time in my life? I'll watch it eventually though (or that's what I keep telling myself kek)

No. 189098

never say never nona, some of us be holding out for our celebrity husbandos hard. I believe in you!

No. 189124

>tfw no autistic space bf

No. 189158

File: 1622588366771.jpg (43.33 KB, 500x692, 1a53a04672cad68ae54c44a5560eef…)

No. 189168

Fuck yes I've been having feelings for him lately

No. 189169

>Ben Solo/Kylo Ren is autistic
Hmm definitely not my interpretation of him (if you mean it as diagnosis and not in a "lovable retard" way). I hate being uncomfortable with other people's headcanons of my ~comfort husbandos~ and I don't feel confortable sharing mine but I guess that's what religious people feel when confronted with a different sect's dogma about their god or prophet, so at least I can understand others better through being a sperg I feel you deeply on the tfw when no Kylo Ren bf. Why even live tbh
Ah, that's such a cute fanart! I wanna cry too now, so I'm gonna take a nap and hope Ben comes sheer me up in my dreams. Tomorrow is the day I dive into AO3

No. 189293

File: 1622598869406.jpg (230.8 KB, 1199x1697, f393278dce37619d04975aa82b8f88…)

I'm not >>189124 but I personally interpreted it as loveable retard with some social issues kek I wouldn't think of him as a literal autist as well


No. 189303

File: 1622601918839.jpg (56.36 KB, 894x894, re2_remake_leon_pinup_by_mistf…)

Finally a place to post this lol

No. 189304

File: 1622602575331.jpg (42.27 KB, 736x552, 4d6536859c475d6335eb543fc0c8c2…)

I want him to annihilate me

No. 189306

File: 1622602954977.jpg (285.44 KB, 1920x1921, re2_remake_leon__mr__x__pinup_…)

YES HOLY SHIT GOOD TASTE. His remake look is so adorable and i wanna sit on his face

No. 189318

We're gonna have to share this one.
I'll let you sit on his face first cause you posted first.

No. 189333

oof wowie lord
is there any pics like this with his tiddies out?

No. 189336

I want to sperg about my fav but they're from league of legends and I feel like a total degen for being into that game in the year 2021 kek. i've seen some nonnies post about it recently which makes me feel less autistic, but until i find my big girl pants and get the will to contribute i'm just here to say you lot have top quality tastes! enjoying the RE love specifically, yum. thank you op for making this thread

No. 189345

He is so fine, leave some for me too nonnies.

No. 189426

farmers are into fucking Tucker whatever, I assure you you are nowhere near the most degen

No. 189431

File: 1622626487297.jpg (943.58 KB, 1080x1525, 1618867736227.jpg)

I like fighting games because they're fun

No. 189438

File: 1622634655420.gif (761.65 KB, 384x216, Tumblr_l_150873169801350.gif)

he's so dense and horny it's endearing

No. 189439

Here is a tiddies out mod

No. 189447

hhhnnn anons should write out their tucker fantasies
t. tuckfag I wanna hear em

No. 189453

File: 1622646010347.jpg (285.1 KB, 800x1200, 18v2.jpg)

That's not nearly as degen as wanting to fuck serial killers and diddlers.
Anyway, Joseph Joestar (at any age, really) butters many parsnips for me.

No. 189459

Is he taking part in a anti-wanking challenge or something?

No. 189460

I'll be needing a source of this one anon

No. 189466

question to my Kylofags: does quality drawn erotica porn of him can be found somewhere or is it better to stick to AO3?

No. 189468

I love James Spader so much

No. 189471

where is the rest of this doujin

No. 189472

no nut november for the jojos

No. 189489

>>189453 source?

No. 189495

File: 1622664092605.jpg (158.56 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_41b3c600cf35ff7d71bd7fd…)

This game isn't even out yet but I wanna kiss him on the lips

No. 189499

AYRT, It's called "Blame it on the Boy" by Unky (one of my fave artists when it comes to this special interest literature). Unky's also the reason I fell for fucking Kotetsu from Tiger and Bunny, despite never having seen the show.

No. 189512

I want to pet him so badly. Will this game have R18 content?

No. 189518

File: 1622671289055.jpeg (501.77 KB, 1666x1666, 0B7DF21E-4EFA-4926-88F4-CC8B56…)

oh yes I feel less guilty wanting to fuck him when he's like this

No. 189520

It's uncanny how he reminds me of my little brother here

No. 189521

Is that? Is that Jim Carrey?

No. 189522

File: 1622672154786.jpeg (262.33 KB, 1000x844, C81D9B6C-8070-4D02-AB97-35C6D4…)

put through a de-aging filter, yes
which is accurate enough looking like the real thing if you changed his hair color

No. 189525

File: 1622673436288.jpg (47.48 KB, 600x600, poster,504x498,f8f8f8-pad,600x…)

I was going to post the brawny man in this thread, but I found this and it's even better

No. 189528

He has bright puppy eyes here. Sad to see the light has gone from them nowadays.

No. 189529

Please this page is making my nipples hard I need the full doujin

No. 189538

that's a aged down manipulation of an interview from 2018, but I guess the filter brightened them? always thought he had weirdly pretty eyes although sometimes they look my resident sleep paralysis demon.

No. 189547

File: 1622683213416.jpg (144.8 KB, 1000x1050, 31ecc1a8b6ec44be0a6645ef49c6a0…)

i wanna peg him so bad it hurts <3

No. 189548

No. 189552

File: 1622685354269.jpg (37.86 KB, 250x250, Tumblr_l_1122171792289684.jpg)

I know he's probably musty but I want him to sit on me im sorry

No. 189572

File: 1622695693954.png (188.66 KB, 500x675, tumblr_bda2b6c11d93255b98b55e9…)

I enjoy the idea that he is a virgin

No. 189630

File: 1622724643771.gif (1.12 MB, 500x281, 477.gif)

want him to motorboat me and straddling in my lap, caressing him as he's sucking on my breasts

No. 189661

File: 1622740904149.jpg (30.93 KB, 354x750, 0a1ab51ccaf34fdc09350139f92620…)

>>187962 I wanna lay some pipe FUCK FUCK FUCK

No. 189664

File: 1622741621923.jpg (Spoiler Image, 740.35 KB, 825x1275, deiopvy-e8c81afb-2eb7-441d-bbf…)

>ywn grab naked Leon from a bathtub

No. 189675

File: 1622745786637.jpg (153.64 KB, 1280x1280, _re2r__leon_needs_some_break_b…)

I want to manhandle him so badly

No. 189687

File: 1622748796189.jpg (440.16 KB, 633x844, 3535d9c2c433d9ada36ffeee93acaa…)

im so close to getting back into hetalia in 2021

No. 189688

You can't post this and not drop the sauce anon. It's against the rules check on /meta.

No. 189695

File: 1622752430122.jpg (580.6 KB, 825x1275, dejzgec-a8bd8b25-943f-4cf5-aaf…)

This fan comic: https://alamusprime.tumblr.com/tagged/another-dawn
No 18+ action sadly but there is Leon nudity to enjoy.

No. 189911

File: 1622834100501.jpg (107.32 KB, 1024x640, da3a274ae25d67b34335f87014cf05…)

I hate the fanbase but.. Danganronpa is my guilty pleasure, and especially Korekiyo

No. 190021

File: 1622852822178.jpg (70.95 KB, 512x640, 8en853zmud031.jpg)

Girl same holy shit, I actually have a body pillow of him on my couch lmfao. I'm such a bitch for uniforms and 2d men with long hair, he ticks like all of my boxes.

No. 190039

File: 1622858554303.jpg (Spoiler Image, 251.9 KB, 414x660, 58875447_p12_master1200.jpg)

No. 190047

I always liked him but never realized how hot he was until the special. Is it bad that I got super turned on when he was reprimanding the sock puppet?

No. 190060

File: 1622872561112.jpg (432.96 KB, 1254x1771, E3E8OQ4VkAAxJkq.jpg)

He could pretty much do whatever with me. idc.
Get him out of that fucking cube Gege, I want my husbando back

No. 190087

File: 1622889661993.png (Spoiler Image, 307.68 KB, 737x928, HSUMZ.png)


No. 190089

File: 1622893198004.jpg (273.81 KB, 1864x2048, E2-2r47VIAIwzpC.jpg)

I like his black T-shirt so much. Who knew Gojo was packing so much TITTY

No. 190133

File: 1622906215555.png (747.58 KB, 621x872, i blame chosospammer for the s…)

>I still didn't meet a cute half-curse that I can call nii-san in bed
what the fuck? when will this suffering end??

No. 190158

File: 1622909077945.jpg (181.4 KB, 1920x1080, Tumblr_l_1101710229583871.jpg)

>"Good news, looks like you just got a cold. Get some rest, son."

No. 190187

File: 1622915957756.jpg (323.15 KB, 1700x2300, 1622485282634.jpg)

his douchey (young DMC3 Dante)behavior only makes me want to dom him more

No. 190204

I have loved the idea of Dante getting femdommed since DMC1. Probably because of the intro scene with Trish.

No. 190251

File: 1622928882085.gif (1.23 MB, 728x408, DjMEpeI.gif)

i am now a robot fucker

flawless taste!

No. 190254

File: 1622929552360.jpg (Spoiler Image, 78.61 KB, 885x1194, Kg3fqdh.jpg)

I want to crush his big ass head with my thighs and then take a nap on those succulent tits.

No. 190255

kek anon I love you

No. 190262

File: 1622932257297.gif (1.73 MB, 500x260, 38bc33c03bade16c6ff6810fb1f74a…)

another day goes by with no cuddles from cyborg cop and gym equipment hoarder boyfriend

No. 190283

I want to say that I am so glad that this thread exists. I have spent several years fujoposting over multiple male characters across various boards on 4chan. I haven't done it in a while but this thread absolutely embodies what I loved doing on 4chan, which was shitting up threads with my endless thirst for Vergil and Kylo Ren. keep it up ladies! I'm proud of you all.

No. 190298

File: 1622950720863.jpg (51.67 KB, 659x560, 060292451e283282d265eac11cc1d2…)


No. 190391

File: 1622988980712.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.54 MB, 500x281, 56a00d2043c45b64cf4fe43bfbcabe…)


No. 190430

File: 1622999834093.jpg (47.51 KB, 236x372, 15415411541541541.jpg)

>great cook
>protects you at all costs
>you could sleep hearing his singing
>pets you
>observant and understanding
>sexy eye shape

No. 190436

File: 1623000374433.jpg (322.15 KB, 1364x1018, ESvfpbRUEAEn7e9.jpg)

Aidens in /cm/ got upset with me for hornyposting. Glad we can unleash our female thirst here.

No. 190439

Forgot to add the very important info that I wanna touch the boobies of all the muscle sword guys in this pic-

No. 190472

File: 1623006307108.png (Spoiler Image, 307.68 KB, 501x896, ce1058af708533f2a9a855d43aaf13…)


No. 190845

File: 1623125610713.png (53.4 KB, 216x214, s904638228373737373.png.png)

I want to FUCK him so badly. GODDDDDDDD I wanna corrupt him. I wanna throw his legs over my shoulder and go to town. I wanna suck his pecs. Look at his pretty ass. God I just wanna peg him, ride him, anythingggggggggggg FUCK. He's so pretty fuck me dude

No. 190866

File: 1623139447280.jpg (49.25 KB, 499x283, 6839230044_4be66d27db.jpg)

i'd punch my dad (not my mom tho, not going THAT far) if that meant i got the chance to suck on any yakuza man's uncut dick. if any of them called me slurs or even slapped me in the face i'd say thank you sir

No. 190867

why you gotta use a dead souls pic for this

same tho

No. 190868

File: 1623139936546.gif (Spoiler Image, 10.99 MB, 540x350, C13FE4A4-D602-465E-A9AC-966927…)

well I never figured someone would gif this scene from eternal sunshine but I was wrong. the quality too damn

No. 190869

File: 1623140115453.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 222.53 KB, 1500x1625, E3D16668-016A-4D90-B326-A88E19…)

this isn't even my fav movie of his but i would be lying if i said it didnt tickle my ladyboner a little

No. 190896

Kiryu is sweet and pure, he wouldn't call you slurs, slap you, or make you suck his dick. And that's why he's best boy.

No. 190915

Interesting how punching your dad is part of your sexual fantasy.

No. 190924

NTA, Dead Souls is when the characters are most vulnerable. We get to see Akiyama's romantic side and Majima's allergic side

No. 190959

File: 1623179347790.jpg (27.07 KB, 462x308, 31p5.jpg)

i don't know what came over me but i really want to fuck 2005 era willy wonka. i can't imagine what the sex would even be like, he seems like the type who's scared of it tbh

No. 190967

File: 1623181956132.png (Spoiler Image, 494.06 KB, 500x561, 1623018765044.png)

>lurk Stacy thread looking for inspo
>it's autistic marina screeching
>pic related

No. 190972

I imagine he would want to do cringe shit like put gobstoppers in your ass and suck them out. It would be terrible.

No. 190986

File: 1623187223054.jpg (59.02 KB, 567x900, 2aac1e8b36f00cdb2cf07b05b2609a…)

tfw no butler to get eloped with out of an arranged marriage

No. 191001

File: 1623189415974.jpg (443.39 KB, 1280x1828, Tumblr_l_149869755224078.jpg)

What id do to get smothered by her boobs…

No. 191025

File: 1623195053079.jpg (503.13 KB, 1588x1588, il_1588xN.2864136064_18wb.jpg)

I was looking around Etsy for necklaces and forgot about this listing. I am so upset I didn't screencap a review on another sd necklace that was 10 times lewder than this and showed half the boy cleavage. Tan skin and neck stubble are my kryptonite.

No. 191034

the horny is gone now thank you anon

No. 191039

Sauce, please, I'm not up on my weebery

No. 191047

it's walter from hellsing

No. 191054

File: 1623210321506.jpeg (125.74 KB, 750x970, 4CC6476C-CABC-4CDF-AD85-9FD5BB…)

>tfw no yandere hot bf
He would probably tell me that he won’t give my heart to the queen if we do some consensual, missionary love making with the lights on as we hold hands.

No. 191061

Sorry nonny, thought this was the unconventional thread. My bad

No. 191082

lmao it's fine, i don't want to turn into a filthy wonkafag

No. 191179

File: 1623267532816.jpg (296.53 KB, 1240x1754, 1622669626323.jpg)

no thoughts. just sukuna and his two dicks

No. 191200

File: 1623273858861.jpg (62.93 KB, 640x474, F93_hs.jpg)

bingewatched those last sac episodes and I think I'm in love

No. 191234

>tfw I will never get dickslapped by all three of them
Why even live?

No. 191236

File: 1623295001075.gif (777.14 KB, 250x276, Michael Myers.gif)

I can fix him.

No. 191237


No. 191242

File: 1623298433651.jpg (Spoiler Image, 391.56 KB, 900x1200, 90137288_p0_master1200.jpg)

Everything on pixiv only has one dick. Disappointing.

No. 191248

File: 1623300774586.jpg (63.65 KB, 720x718, f40a4f2a91bc2a4705586f135999a9…)

He's. Perfect. He's cute, hot and can't talk too much which is the worst sin of males. I'd love to make him hold back moans. I'd peg him all night. I'd make him eat me out and he would tank me for it. I'd him warm and safe and Id feed him all his favourite meals.

No. 191249

I never got into this show but I can almost guarantee I would simp for this character just based on his design.

No. 191357

File: 1623360888129.gif (668.6 KB, 400x323, 10db17474b1d65b78292ac542a6b71…)

>ywn feel Kylo Ren's gloved fingers inside you
Why live

No. 191368

reading this post gave me a uti

No. 191376

File: 1623365033754.png (Spoiler Image, 683.35 KB, 1298x668, screenshot-www.youtube.com-202…)

Thank you Mark.

No. 191384

File: 1623366165534.jpeg (79.75 KB, 1000x1000, severus-snap-goodhousekeepingu…)

Snape is the only reason I ever cared at all about Harry Potter. In the books I skipped paragraphs to get to the bits where he spoke - every word possessing a sensual power over me. A few years ago there was a fanfic about him I read over and over, obsessively, almost nightly. He is the best (and hottest, dracofags can kill themselves) character in Harry Potter. I could make him forget about lily.

After he inevitably admits to himself he's taken a liking to me (after months and months of excessive eye contact in class and an uncharacteristic sympathy growing for me), I'd find myself making my way to his classroom everyday after school (first only occasionally at his order, later as a daily ritual). Sitting on his lap at his desk, just making potions and kissing him sporadically, his husky voice praising and criticising me alternately, almost as if he's holding himself back from telling me how much he loves me. Sometimes we'd venture into something more, but I'd always leave just as it starts to get exciting, teasing him. Sometimes the most intimate thing we'd do would be not to do anything physical at all and instead talk about fears, loves, trivialities of the day, that bitch hermione, anything on our mind at that moment - all whilst in each other's arms. We would be each other's confidants and recognise that, even though that we're both cynical outcasts, we can be cynical outcasts together. We'd scathingly stare each other in the corridors as a sort of in-joke, but occasionally the stare would admit a deep yearning between us, which would, of course, be satiated that evening. God I want him so bad…

No. 191393

I'm saving this to my personal lc cap folder, thank you nonny and wishing you the best with your sallow, hook-nosed, cranky goth bf

No. 191395

I've never had any interest in Snape in this way, but reading your fic made me realise I could be into Snape too.
As in an AU where I'm a teacher, possibly leading the department, and I get to just bully him relentlessly in front of all the kids that were originally scared of him. I would also call him a poser at the staff party and demand he name real goth bands, or something, before making him go fetch my drinks
This is the most cringe thing I've typed in a while so help me god

No. 191397

> This is the most cringe thing I've typed in a while so help me god

This is quickly turning into my favorite thread kek

No. 191399

File: 1623370286874.jpeg (117.45 KB, 748x421, 13F0C5E3-848B-4B7B-9A00-06890F…)

I had this dumbass dream this morning in which I knew I was dreaming but I couldn’t control anything.
At the beginning, Lucifer was fucking me, it was nice, cozy, he has a nice voice. He came too fast though, like in two minutes, and he was completely ashamed, he apologized a lot and we cuddled for a really long time, it was sweet.
But my second alarm woke me up, so I turned it off since it was too early, during the second kind of awake, kind of sleepy dream Beelzebub was there, he told me that he could workout with me and that he had a nice idea, so he told me that we should have sex.
Of course I told him it was a great idea even if it was quite embarrassing, but I still gave him a blowjob, it was weird because I could feel the tip of his dick kind of rubbing against my palate? And it had this texture like rubbery I guess, I’ve never had sex so I don’t even get how my brain said “yeah, this is how a dick feels like or something”
I woke up and spent the whole day like a zombie while thinking about that dream.

No. 191403

Tell us more about your love for Snape I love your love for him.

No. 191404

File: 1623372074768.gif (577.44 KB, 500x206, 2382715eeedde5d0425eab26e5ee88…)

Small price to pay
He could use even picrel if he wanted, I would look him in the eyes or mask and thank him

No. 191408

File: 1623373405184.gif (907.11 KB, 220x275, mfw.gif)

>mfw I'm just getting over a uti

No. 191410

Wow Snapesnogger, welcome to lolcow

No. 191419

Is Obey Me good? I've never played an otoge before, but I need some escape from reality lol

No. 191420

This post removed my nose

No. 191422

File: 1623379656789.jpg (48.54 KB, 678x1024, da6dcdbd14c21e1f1bfec7bc3bc7cf…)

Ugh you just reminded me of all my detailed fantasies i had about Sirius as a teenager. Never got so far as to write them out which i kind of regret.

No. 191424

File: 1623379970589.jpg (98.76 KB, 589x948, 4276b2e436bbf70c936f4ae6efee69…)


No. 191430

Ugh, no. He's so ugly and old. Sirius in the book is a dreamboat, and still meant to be way better looking than that even after Azkaban. The movies cast actors MUCH older than their parents generation should have been, Sirius was only mid 30s.

No. 191436

I know he's way older than in the books but i was already in love with gary, i used to be obsessed with older british men as a teen

No. 191438

File: 1623385585946.jpeg (90.46 KB, 960x960, ADD560D4-8974-43CD-A393-759B7D…)

I have such a huge parasocial crush on Jerma. There are so many elaborate fantasies that I’ve come up with in my head and they’re all so viscerally embarrassing. He’s everything I look for in a guy but because he’s so… like that I’m afraid I’ll never find anyone who I could actually date who’s like this. I hate being fixated on real people and miss 2D crushes because obsessing over people who don’t exist feels way less weird to me.

No. 191439

I never knew who jerma was before lolcow (still don't really know who he is, tbh) but I remember an anon saying in the confession thread they were losing weight because they wanted to fuck him and honestly I'm rooting for her

No. 191440

FUCK me too anon, I was just making retarded scenarios about him earlier today. It seems like there's an influx of Jerma fangirls lately

No. 191442

i hate this guy's face, something about it looks very punchable

No. 191446

It’s okay, it gets a bit slow from time to time but I like the plot and the guys are pretty cute.

No. 191457

Can we also just make horny shitposts with no husbando attatched?
I want any of them right now to rub my clit with the tip of their penis

No. 191460

He doesn't wear glasses, kek. But I wanna punch him, too. He supports troons.

No. 191469

File: 1623396384946.png (1.05 MB, 820x1106, Time_to_Paint-1.png)

It's a gacha game with terrible writing. I want to fuck the hot angel though. Don't tell me he isn't a huge slut for humans.

No. 191517

File: 1623419683743.png (1.09 MB, 820x1106, Skating_and_Sentiments.png)

Sorry for the autism but technically Obey Me isn't an otome game, it's a joseimuke. Even though they advertise it as an otome, it's technically not, which annoys me. There aren't any routes or clear reciprocated romance, nor is there much of a deep story. If you want thaty stuff and want to get into otoge I'd recommend playing console or PC games over anything you'd find on mobile, the mobile situation for otome games is kind of awful with bad translations and all the companies being greedy. As for Obey Me's quality/enjoyment, it's not great and the cards are kind of hard to get for f2p players but the guys are really cute and there's funny moments so I still play it anyways. I just refuse to spend money on lesser quality mobile games.

No. 191539

File: 1623430110155.gif (1.39 MB, 480x270, tumblr_8abd923dc26d23788741126…)

Office worker is hot anime only ofc

No. 191579

nta but wow I always thought Obey Me was mobile otome. People always made it sound like all the guys are into your player.

No. 191588

Well, they are into the player and there's flirting but it's in a harem anime sort of way

No. 191639

File: 1623462612643.png (1.44 MB, 820x1106, A_Sacrifice_for_Mammon_Unlocke…)


NTA but harem anime is exactly how I'd describe it. Speaking of which, an Obey Me anime is apparently coming out this year.


I get you, bad writing but the hot angel and some of the hot demons are worth. Picrel I adore this dumbass

No. 191677

I'm obsessed with those cute ass selfies and pictures he took with his ex god I just want the simple life WITH HIM

No. 191681

File: 1623488146797.jpg (43.77 KB, 500x700, ugh.jpg)

god i just want to dom a guy in a military unifrom

No. 191698

File: 1623502584538.png (608.23 KB, 647x738, get that sniffer up my pussy.p…)

Same. Mainly I just want to make Captain Hadley 'sob like a little girl' kek

No. 191720

ah sleepy sex with the husbando on a cozy cloudy day

No. 191737

File: 1623518952814.png (2.03 MB, 754x704, om dbnyfsavbjhgfaxrrrrrrrbarkb…)

wanna dive face/tongue first into that v-line

No. 191776

File: 1623534684989.gif (4.28 MB, 540x350, Tumblr_l_1499494607416621.gif)

>tfw your husbando has only one good fic

No. 191777

why is your pic cropped like that

No. 191780

Holy based, Clancy is too handsome.

No. 191790

File: 1623542003615.jpeg (66.43 KB, 800x1000, DB8B685E-22FE-44FC-A25C-D22E6D…)

Something bout him in this game was so sexy and I wish I knew why, literally a drunken depressed old man
When he pushes the player up against the wall and threatens you tho…damn

No. 191794

Man cleavage is such an untapped character design feature.

No. 191807

File: 1623548511044.png (221.5 KB, 440x558, mylady.png)

Lady and Maid is fucking amazing I want the tan one as my personal slave to bathe me and eat my pussy on call whenever I wish

No. 191808

why do the male party members in yakuza like a dragon wear socks when their shoes are off but the women are barefoot it's not fair i want to see men toes and especially han joon-gi's and zhao tianyou's toes waaaah it's almost 5am and i'm thinking about yakuza man toes again

No. 191809

File: 1623548938796.jpg (64.5 KB, 640x480, EhlsRua.jpg)

weapon-wielding priests > anything else this world has to offer

No. 191810

any priest kink>

No. 191819

this isn't jerma, it's some guy from 4chan who looks like him

No. 191820

File: 1623555102126.jpg (571.89 KB, 1280x1920, 03-watermark-jordan-peterson-g…)

looks terrible at 59 but happy birthday

No. 191821

don't forget to eat some meat to celebrate!!

No. 191829

God I can't wait till JP inevitably gets himself hospitalized from his retarded carnivore diet. My bet is it'll be scurvy but there's plenty of other minerals he's likely deficient in. Wonder if he'll insist on seeing some crackpot Russian "doctor" the way he did when he was detoxing from benzos, kek.

No. 191834

Happy birthday, you autistic handsome devil, you.

No. 191836

File: 1623566524456.jpg (28.42 KB, 621x414, Lt Dan in Forrest Gump.jpg)

Holy shit why is Lt Dan in this scene so fucking hot. Its something about how his dog tags look on his neck and shoulders. I feel so fucking dumb for thirsting so hard for chains on muscular men but holy shit

No. 191838

No. 191839

I don't get how anyone could find him attractive at this point. like, I'm usually into older men but he looks too old and frail even for me. wonder if he can even sustain an erection.

No. 191842

He can't, that's why all he does is keeps washing his penis every single hour

No. 191844

File: 1623567481385.gif (995.07 KB, 245x245, DC1F2C8E-8755-416F-A081-F6354C…)

Bobby Goren- chronic sadboi. I want to cook him dinner and read poetry to him. He’s misunderstood and angry, super weird and also a momma’s boy. His sad smiles are so adorable and his voice is so sexy. He’s also a giant and has handcuffs…he probably wouldn’t use them in bed but he could pin me against a wall with my hands behind my back. Whisper dirty things to me in that deep, raspy voice.

Pls let me make you a lasagna and ride your dick detective goren. Don’t be sad anymore.

No. 191847

File: 1623569134393.jpeg (504.74 KB, 750x728, C2338FBD-9CB5-4D5D-BD42-E58B49…)

I offer seteth from fe

No. 191851

File: 1623572307864.png (3.53 MB, 1920x1080, The Outer Worlds_2021060715005…)

oh yeah my current flavor of the month fits that category.

No. 191875

Based and Clancypilled. If you've ever had the unfortunate displeasure of watching Pet Sematary 2 he carries the whole movie on his back (by being hot and by being a funny wacky zombie in the second part), you can tell he really had fun with it too, which is cute.

No. 191878

File: 1623589848964.jpg (70.14 KB, 960x500, elden-ring-knight-character.jp…)

Sigh why can't I live in dark souls/elden ring and fuck my knight husbandos…..

No. 191880

File: 1623591229026.jpg (415.87 KB, 600x1067, 508-1.jpg)

foodgasm or whatever it's called

No. 191928

File: 1623609851808.gif (755.09 KB, 400x168, 346B3A42-BB56-436E-A669-AF6185…)

Military is almost always instant sex appeal for me.

No. 191941

File: 1623616745467.png (507.11 KB, 700x1250, d8hcsu2-311ea1a5-cd31-4266-bfe…)

I'm not into femdom but I want to bully him so badly, especially to get some healthier habits.

No. 191944

File: 1623618228230.gif (1.14 MB, 400x400, 3911e219300f035fca2a7f3658b008…)

One of my favorite Clancy performances, unironically. Pretty forgettable movie, aside from his really goofy and fun scenes kek

No. 191953

ayrt and I need to know your other fav performances for research purposes to fill the coid

No. 191954

*void, fuck

No. 191968

File: 1623624591644.jpg (148.48 KB, 939x1200, 95bfe10410a09df1a4eea84ab16880…)

I've got good news for you if you're into priest kink, because he's pretty great in carnivale. He's great in Earth 2 (picrel) too, but it didn't last long. He's adorable in ambition too, but good luck finding that.

No. 192003

oh shit yessss, i love priests, thanks anon for sharing some knowledge on our shared semi-obscure husbando

No. 192044

File: 1623652629356.jpg (1.22 MB, 1232x1748, 72964292_p9.jpg)

I pasted parts of the screencap on a blank background, didn't like the big empty white space at the bottom and had nothing else to put there so I made it transparent

No. 192045


No. 192069

File: 1623664144410.jpeg (405.01 KB, 2048x2048, ERDsWwsU4AE_-Yo.jpeg)

brb reality shifting to a dimension where Kylo Ren and Ben Solo will fight for my pussy

No. 192070


No. 192081

be careful, there is literally zero reason to come back

No. 192092

No. 192096

File: 1623682740308.jpeg (107.82 KB, 333x1000, 695CD248-FFDD-4DC1-9B62-1EFC99…)

>tfw Kaeya will never lay on my bed asking if he can get some cuddles after a long day of work with the knights of favonious
Why live? Seriously, this reality is shit.

No. 192104

File: 1623686832777.gif (2 MB, 500x281, literally me.gif)

dicks dicks anime dicks

No. 192123

File: 1623695138825.jpg (93.85 KB, 674x1000, MV5BMjM2OTIwNTcxM15BMl5BanBnXk…)

When I was 14 I actually had a huge crush on George from Of Mice and Men

No. 192135

File: 1623699004590.jpeg (156.52 KB, 1766x1089, EpITwK3U8AAKlL6.jpeg)

Not a Huxfag but I thought this fanart was nice

No. 192136

File: 1623699287510.jpg (124.85 KB, 477x550, 1203612_p0_master1200.jpg)

why am i so horny for a guy with three chins and why is there so little content

No. 192137

File: 1623699772849.jpg (294.93 KB, 1934x1256, 20210519_231730.jpg)

I want to peg him so so badly.

No. 192148

File: 1623702088145.jpg (78.09 KB, 600x410, IMG_20210614_231103.jpg)

want to kiss his hands and sleep in his arms

No. 192165

File: 1623707719327.png (2.34 MB, 1661x937, Untitled.png)

✓ sexy voice
✓ bougie
✓ big tits
✓ smol legs
✓ has cat

No. 192169

File: 1623708614107.jpeg (179.16 KB, 733x1000, DE8E7E07-3678-43F3-83A6-0717D3…)

I want to be double sandwiched by saint 14 and shaxx even if it kills me.

No. 192175

File: 1623710839248.jpg (12.1 KB, 250x188, Quackerjack.jpg)

His sexy, colorful, tinkling harlequin outfit, his devilish gaze that seems to mischievously observe my deepest perversions, his smile…he's just so tantalizing. Like the villain he is, I want him to kidnap me and take me to his lair full of toys where he will fuck me non-stop until I lose consciousness, I want him to play with me, i want to be be his…"toy". I often fantasize with corrupting his adorable, cartoonish self by filling him with pleasure.

And no, I'm not a furry, i don't even like animals that much but Quackerjack? of fucking course.

No. 192176

yes give me rat pp

No. 192187

I want the whole bumpy snoozer in my vgg

No. 192189

Too bad Saint's gay for Osiris, and who knows if exo's are fully functional.

No. 192191

File: 1623716041240.jpg (1.63 MB, 1988x3056, Darth-Vader-001-Cover.jpg)

Any version of him tbh, burnt/unburnt idgaf
Big tough guy who loves his wife

>inb4 choke me daddy

No. 192192

File: 1623716524805.jpeg (589 KB, 1125x643, 6067A325-7000-49A9-9258-39BDFA…)

Osiris out here looking like hide the pain Harold manages to bag a man like saint has me seething

No. 192226

File: 1623729915567.png (346.08 KB, 485x686, 1549831023357.png)

bump out of spite

No. 192227

File: 1623729957671.jpg (Spoiler Image, 181.6 KB, 759x566, 1528349898179.jpg)

No. 192231

File: 1623730066340.png (554.04 KB, 800x800, 63794494_p9.png)

No. 192234

File: 1623731720630.png (2.85 MB, 3592x2280, scotttt.png)

please help me i am autistically in love and horny for this fucking nerd. He's just so cute and passionate about his hobbies.

No. 192235

File: 1623732121833.gif (724.84 KB, 400x400, 644.gif)

need some skinny alt boys with big peepees NOW. but where to find them

No. 192236

File: 1623732169504.jpg (240.52 KB, 1300x2012, 14435215945724.jpg)

No. 192241

who is this?

No. 192252

I am so embarrassed to admit it but same, anon. Guys who sperg about their interests are so hot

No. 192253

NTAYRT but I think it's Kise Ryota from Kuroko no Basuke fanart, unfortunately the saucenao search only leeds to a deleted picture.

No. 192335

File: 1623780927506.jpg (43.81 KB, 701x502, IMG-20210615-WA0031.jpg)


No. 192336

I hate how the face is drawn compared to the body

No. 192367

File: 1623794504381.jpg (44.85 KB, 382x587, Shin.(Dorohedoro).600.2719425.…)

Fuck me, kill me

No. 192370

which anime is he from?

No. 192371

Dorohedoro. It's on Netflix and it's really good imo.

No. 192373

i agree anon, shin is so hot. the glasses really seal the deal for me.

No. 192404

File: 1623805302997.jpeg (583.83 KB, 823x980, 8E52D7BA-6ECA-4C59-8A83-A91BE8…)

Childe baby pls come home I love you so much I just wanna hear your cute voice everyday as I play and watch you do your thing

No. 192416

File: 1623808766624.jpeg (68.62 KB, 866x1300, 8C0B579B-730C-42E9-AC59-0A7CAD…)

Going brrr because of the sightly badly written Genshin impact self-insert fanfics I found.

No. 192417

That just makes my post so much funnier.

No. 192429

File: 1623813825085.jpeg (354.13 KB, 750x516, 83A8BFF8-B022-4DD7-9E25-59194D…)

loosing my mind over this. SIR PLEASE BE MY STEPPING STOOL

No. 192432

Kiryu was made to be dommed.

No. 192449

File: 1623831742416.jpeg (106.82 KB, 600x800, 637A3106-2EB6-4F5C-A12E-8C81AB…)

John Marston in rdr1 could get it, not second one though.

No. 192457

File: 1623835848177.jpg (Spoiler Image, 386.37 KB, 712x800, E1xX5NnUYAA60v0.jpg)

for whom…? kaeya has some of the best ones

her art is based

No. 192483

File: 1623854978564.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.38 MB, 1748x2480, media-Ef-KKG9-Xg-AEz0-F8.jpg)


No. 192519

File: 1623867129117.jpeg (121.7 KB, 750x789, 2E386C38-F495-4386-9409-C3986E…)

I know this will sound autistic as fuck, but I’ve been reading basically anything with a yandere trope and while yes, most of them are extremely cringy, some of them are kind of nice, specially those with Zhongli, Tartaglia or Diluc, they somehow go well with that trope.

No. 192528

Kinda wanna get into genshin just because he's cute and voiced by my absolute favorite seiyuu in the jpn dub. Hope you get him nona!

No. 192659

File: 1623927047757.png (2.61 MB, 1920x1080, Destiny 2_20210612020956.png)

Two seconds before dom or two seconds before, 'Guardian what are you doing akward noises.

Even though I already have a husbando from this game I couldn't stop thinking lewd about him and it was messing up my grind.

No. 192668

File: 1623933723759.jpg (52.09 KB, 600x914, f9653cec1431c770c3f595f03160c1…)

happy birthday daddy i want to lick this literally perfect gilf all over

No. 192676

File: 1623936931533.jpg (58.44 KB, 461x599, Variks_Grimoire_Card.jpg)

Variks is the best Destiny husbando, hope this is who you mean saying you already have one. His voice is soooo hot

No. 192689

File: 1623940510413.jpg (60.17 KB, 600x480, Mugen.(Samurai.Champloo).600.2…)

getting doubleteamed by mugen and spike hhhhhhhhh

No. 192700

File: 1623942039679.jpg (12.6 KB, 225x350, 379d9986059408a1975f039361efa9…)


Oh ffffuccck anon I've had a serious crush on Spike since forever. Just listening to his sexy deep voice makes me melt. The fluffy hair, the suit, the long lanky legs….this man is perfection. Mugen is cool too kek

No. 192711

File: 1623949147917.png (37.68 KB, 500x225, 0f5fd5c5263b43400213eaeb5285b3…)

>tfw no electric slimbo bf to buzz your nipples and charge your phone whenever you want

No. 192714

File: 1623949615207.jpg (242.73 KB, 1192x1453, MV5BNjMwYjUzZWYtYTI5Ny00YjUzLT…)


No. 192718

File: 1623950847952.gif (297.16 KB, 511x288, 6c2bda5.gif)

WHERE ARE THE BIG DICKED GOFFS BOYS I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED I am summoning all /m/ drawfags. I repeat: all drawfags arrive to this thread immediately

No. 192719

*goff (goth) boys
I got too excited but yn what I mean

No. 192723

File: 1623952036896.png (965.19 KB, 600x1000, Teldryn_Sero.png)

I liked the fact I never saw his face, I was into that, I made sure to only give him armor with a face covering. I was still completely smitten. Then one day I accidentally removed all his armor, and he was no longer Teldryn Sero, the man, the myth, the legend. Only the man.
(Although I was releived to find out he was actually hot under it all and I really liked the face tats)

No. 192724

Electric slimbo big dick goth boy pls

No. 192728

File: 1623952725659.png (876.45 KB, 645x1080, The_Scarlet_Judge_(Quest)_7.pn…)

You reminded me of the Scarlet Judge of ESO. Sure he is the cliche masked antihero but I didn't think twice about him until I met him again in prison with his disguise removed and his legs broken and he's not this cool noble hero anymore just a wounded vulnerable man, I'm not a sadist tho I swear

No. 192734

I downloaded a mod that gave him a much longer backstory and it made the quest so tedious, but damn is he worth it.

No. 192740

File: 1623958365676.jpeg (210.37 KB, 1473x1709, EqsMfuhVgAE8E-c.jpeg)

Pay me, bitch

No. 192748

File: 1623960254613.gif (2.2 MB, 498x361, tenor.gif)

I didn't realise it was a national holiday today. Happy birthday, Daddy of Dojima.

No. 192751

I will take one, thanks

No. 192787

File: 1623971017361.jpeg (801.47 KB, 1920x2400, brian-moncus-the-mountaintop.j…)

>who knows if exos are fully functional.
They likely are, since the clovis journals go into detail about how they go crazy if they can't do normal human things. Also, daily reminder Clovis canonically built his grand daughter a stacked stacy robot body.
So yes, while it's not officially confirmed they can fuck, it's pretty heavily implied.


No. 192829

File: 1623977350236.png (110.93 KB, 365x198, warlock compare.png)

I love Variks, but he's on the 'if only he was human' side of the husbando chart.
My Destiny husbando is my secondary character Awoken Warlock. It was love at first sight from the Xbox 360 Beta character creator.

No. 192844

File: 1623978716405.jpeg (97.91 KB, 1200x848, FB00E60D-0662-4177-9E08-96C820…)

>tfw this venti will never exist
Fucking hell, adult venti is superior and I want him to sing a ballad of how he would be amazing at fucking.

No. 192891

File: 1623999162936.jpg (206.24 KB, 1200x800, Screenshot_2017_09_15_16.55.26…)

Aren't you all forgetting a certain someone?

No. 192908

File: 1624006226688.gif (3.37 MB, 700x532, b5a7f3c32b89208938a261db83bc1b…)


No. 192910

File: 1624006284203.gif (253.22 KB, 500x280, 47d7968c1e32662034bd95d88f9d82…)

>ywn make them blush

No. 192912

He already has a husband though and a very cool adoptive daughter, out of respect for him I only look respectfully
also Bungie is rumored to remove EDZ so we better hurry with our respectful appreciation just in case
TBH as simple as it is, character creator is love, understandable choice anon.

So many Destiny anons in the thread btw, ILY all

No. 192933

>So many Destiny anons in the thread btw, ILY all
Remember to do your VOG runs on all three characters, nonnie.

The amount of robot fuckers in these threads always surprises me.

No. 192936

Nice. very nice

No. 192942

File: 1624018716294.jpeg (60.17 KB, 640x640, 00C73BA7-07E8-48E1-A044-58478A…)

A farmer vog raid team would be my dream, sigh. Please destiny nonas, I’ll run relic on Templar.

No. 192950

Same! I've only done raids in d1, then my clan fell apart and since I didn't want to match up with some strangers I've never done any in d2. Please carry me sweet anons

No. 192956

File: 1624022215941.gif (4.88 MB, 268x402, t0b0f6194690b87fa51c4f58c3ed27…)

Yes I know I know it's cliche but idgaf. Heath Ledger's Joker is insanely hot and i'd fuck him til kingdom come. Even if he looks like he hasn't bathed in several months

No. 192957

File: 1624022365983.gif (2.99 MB, 500x317, mpd9ec4834a893cdb8877f22e2c96b…)

Lick me up psycho clown

No. 192967

File: 1624028057261.jpg (164.66 KB, 560x680, otto (130).jpg)

My husband. I currently have 1053 images of him saved.

No. 192986

Last wish and leviathan was ass(except for Calus boss fight) but scourge of the past was fun as hell. Now there’s Garden of salvation(trash) and deep stone crypt that’s honestly one of the best raids they’ve made.

No. 193001

Lady, that is a drawing.

No. 193003

File: 1624037390428.png (4.52 KB, 276x146, my collection.png)

Real men will never be as perfect as him.

No. 193020

File: 1624042938769.jpg (68.23 KB, 640x640, acc3ee0bb3f6e6ba8a1c5c791680c5…)

This man I swear, he even made the joker attractive

No. 193025

delete them, anon. its time.

No. 193026

heath ledger is so fucking hot, first time i saw him mudbone jake gyllenhaals bussy up on bareback mountain with nothing but sweat, determination and sheep guts for lube i knew he was the man for me. shame he died.

No. 193028

File: 1624043804647.png (374.6 KB, 670x613, __matsuno_karamatsu_matsuno_ju…)

this thread convinced me to watch osomatsu

No. 193034

File: 1624044418537.jpg (16.33 KB, 239x400, me.jpg)

No. 193038

you don't understand

No. 193039

File: 1624045331444.jpeg (45.37 KB, 531x531, 68A42094-8B47-426B-84D3-51C1B8…)

I’m crying and laughing

No. 193040

File: 1624045376844.gif (4.69 MB, 450x449, tumblr_3e22ecd6b0c74ce001520cb…)

i would let this man do inhuman things to me

also unpopular opinion but i like his design in tlou better than in part 2

No. 193053

I would eat mud if it meant I could get a whiff of his BO.

No. 193062

There's a lot of stuff better about TLOU1…

No. 193084

I really like last wish, it's up there in terms of best made raids. Garden is so bad though, which is a shame because it's really pretty. I want to just hangout there and look at the cool plants. And yeah deep stone is amazing, and scourge was a ton of fun. VOG is fun too.

No. 193199

File: 1624112699086.jpg (119.54 KB, 1241x627, dorohedoro.jpg)

coochie shroomies

No. 193200

Yesss, I love him so fucking much. I'm kinda glad he was not popular with the anime fandom, at least I didn't see any disgusting fanarts or dumb opinions about him.

No. 193204

my ladies of patrician taste

No. 193207

Nice taste, I love him too but not in a husbando way
>disgusting fanarts
Hell, the bane of any popular character. It‘s always a pain to dig through mountains of disgusting, disrespectful ooc shit to find some good stuff.

No. 193265

File: 1624133727457.jpg (718.17 KB, 1966x2464, 82591940_p5.jpg)

I love him idk

No. 193283

File: 1624138648844.jpg (28.18 KB, 491x543, 3a067132e48a293a33467918e92f18…)

I want to touch his titties. Sigh
Where can I find fanart of his titties?

No. 193321

File: 1624150539866.jpg (145.89 KB, 1074x1074, Tumblr_l_224955627037329.jpg)

I have been gone for a while due to uni but finally… a place to sperg about my undying love for this dead, drug addicted and simply in my opinion perfect guy. God I want him to do a line of whatever he wants off my ass, just bang me all night long. Go ahead like… Gaslight me Daddy. Ruin my life. Write a song about it calling me a heartless bitch. If that means I could spend the night, I'll be alright.

Joking aside.
Thank you guys for giving me this thread so I don't annoy other with peep too much, or weird edits

No. 193322


you should make a peepfag thread, the adam girls get one. I love him too and want to endlessly discuss his songs and his sadness and what songs are about what etc

No. 193324

File: 1624151841207.jpg (86.2 KB, 750x750, MeandAnon.jpg)

I love you anon!
but this also kind of feels like a trick to get me banned kek
And while I'd love to autistically and anonymously (not sure how Anonymous I even am at this point in that regard but eh you win some you lose some) sperg about him all day…
I don't want to lose my shit talking privileges.
Or the possibility to sperg about him at all.

No. 193325

File: 1624152233313.jpeg (122.29 KB, 1024x836, 66D7DF62-3309-4A81-82AC-710043…)

I feel like Carreyfags aren't worthy of a thread, we are not worthy. Still gonna sperg about him on occasion though

No. 193330

File: 1624154298171.jpg (652.02 KB, 1793x1080, PicsArt_06-20-03.54.56.jpg)

No worries Carrey Anon.
We may not have our own thread. But we will always have each other.

No. 193338


Not bait haha I'm being sincere idk if it would be allowed tho, altho I suspect there's a lot of peepfags on here. I reread thru all the soundcloud threads every 6 months and always cry seeing people realize he's really dead :( big brown eyes angel.

No. 193341

You sound absolutely underaged

No. 193345

Gotta agree with you on this one.

I'll stick to this thread for my sperges about how all I've ever wanted was this Junkie Mess to ruin my life. I adore this man but >>193338 this is Lolcow.
Also echo chambers are boring! Who could I badly photoshop Peep next to if not other people anons thirst over?

No. 193347


(Samefag and Saged.)
But I didn't mean to come off as rude by saying any of this. Let's be real I definitely agree with you and I think it's awesome to find other fans and like minded people! You seem really sweet and sensitive anon and I'm always happy to know I'm not the only Peepfag. There is at least 2 of us now!
And I mean we do have this thread now! So yay for that.

No. 193351

You sound embarrassing asf…

Delete Post [ ]
[Return] [Catalog]
[ Rules ] [ ot / g / m ] [ pt / snow / w ] [ meta ] [ Discord ]