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No. 773785

Confess your woes, sins, regrets or pleasures, and let your soul ascend.

Last thread: >>>/ot/756064

No. 773788

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I repeatedly rip off my scabs and let the blood drip because it’s psychological relief, baby

I’m a beast

No. 773825

I’m deeply sorry for indirectly inciting the femdom sperging in the last thread. From the bottom of my heart, my bad.

No. 773836

>>773825
Literally no one cares, why do people always say shit like this. You're on an anonymous image board, we never would've known and we're not going to hug you and pat your head. Move on.

No. 773839

>>773836
samefag, inb4 some ass kissing anon says "it's okay nonnie, we forgive you"

No. 773840

>>773825
ILY nonny

No. 773851

>>773825
It's ok nonnie, we forgive you.

No. 773853

>>773788
This girl is gorgeous

No. 773857

>>773853
I honestly thought you were talking about the threadpic

No. 773859

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>>773839
You’re ruining the suspension of disbelief you absolute nonce. Tug out your coochie flaps make wings out of it and then fuck off if it bothers you

Believe in the positive vibes, anon! Once you believe you can fool yourself out of the bitterness.

No. 773864

>>773825
It's not ok and I don't forgive you. Sending negative vibes.

No. 773873

>>773825
Dw nonnie, it was funny.

No. 773905

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My ex keeps appearing in almost all my dreams. I have reoccurring dreams about us meeting again and in the dreams she apologizes for everything and I finally get some sort of closure. And every time I wake up again, realizing it was just a dream and I'm bitter for the rest of the day.

No. 774050

>>773788
Tumblr personified.

Sidenote, it does feel good to see your own blood. Not sure why.

No. 774068

I think my younger brother masturbates when he thinks I am asleep. We have share rooms with separate beds for most of our lives, but I feel traumatized everytime I think he is doing what I think he's doing. What the fuck man, it's disgusting. Kill me.

No. 774073

>>773853
Allison Harvard

No. 774085

NOBODY wants your retarded OC as/on merch, no matter what game or show it's from. And I'm tired of artists complaning about it.

No. 774104

>>774085
What's as/on?

No. 774105

>>774104
as or on

No. 774106

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>>774104
Anon…

No. 774107

>>774105
>>774106
Oh I see lmao. I thought it was some kind of game or something and got confused. Sorry for the brainfart

No. 774115

I love the thread pic, that nun is so fucking hot, jesus.

No. 774153

>>774115
I was just about to say that.

No. 774180

My motivation for trying to get a decent career is sheer pettiness. I want my former friend that spent almost half my life manipulating me into dropping my hobbies, possibly permanently fucked up my self-esteem and more or less is the reason to why I developed paranoia to know that I now have a career despite her attempts at making me codependent on her. I want her to seethe in her narc rage that I get better paid than her when she hears about it. I want her to know that I am standing on my own two legs.

My career is built on anger and imaginary revenge.

No. 774183

>>774068
why do you share a room with him

No. 774325

how is it possible to be guilty about something that happened over 7 years ago anons?

>be me

>13 years old
>travelled to the seaside with my family for a week
>my friend from school and her family were also there at the same time
>i was a member of the local swim team at the time and had won a few competitions
>had 2 hour long training sessions 3x a week plus a few 1 hour sessions on weekends as well as land training
>my friend and her mom were always bragging about what a great swimmer my friend was
>she said it was the thing about herself she was the most proud about
>caravan site had a swimming pool
>friend challenged me to a race
>she was convinced she was a better swimmer than me
>kept on bragging about how she was going to win
>she was severely overweight and went swimming for half an hour once a week
>i beat her every single time
>even agreed to let her have a head start but i still beat her by over 10 seconds
>she was literally holding back tears by the end
>had a breakdown crying about how im probably cheating somehow
>friendship was never the same
>quit swimming about a year later for unrelated reasons

No. 774337

>>774325
Well, she really set herself up for that one. She was the one to challenge you, it'd be much to expect that you treat her like a toddler and intentionally hold back.

No. 774367

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>>774325
>how is it possible to be guilty about something that happened over 7 years ago anons?
Your mind is rumminating on it, so in your head events feel recent. I do that crap too, I randomly think of cringe shit I did on the past and I feel bad
The key is to not pay attention to those feels, and dissipate the thought. Just say "that's in the past, I've changed, I forgive myself" and try to move on. Easier said than done I know but yeah

One technique that helped me at some point was hopponopono. It sounds like new aged shit and it quite honestly is, but hey it might help you.

No. 774368

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>>774367
>>774325
sharing this one too

No. 774386

i'm skinnyfat and pretty hairy for a woman so i'm definitely not comfortable with the idea of sex (i want to be as hot as i can be for that) but i do enjoy my body. like squeezing my stomach roll when i sit down (because it kind of pudges up). idk it's fun

No. 774389


No. 774390

>>774368
If someone who actually hurt me fucking thanked me for the opportunity to learn from it, I’d deck that motherfucker. How annoying.

No. 774400

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If I were ever to choose to be murdered, I would want to be sliced in half. To subdue the quick pain you could probably pop a pill, but like I’m so curious it would make my body look like an artistic performance piece, blood everywhere. I wish human blood physics were like anime so it could ducking spurt like a popped pimple or something idk just a thought, it would be the greatest moment of my life a moment where I can finally be beautiful and know it in the most gruesome way possible

No. 774401

>>774386
ngl but the reason why women want to be hot during sex is because of the influence of pornography and expectations of one-sided pleasure

No. 774402

>>774390
that whole thing sounds like corporate nonapology bullshit

No. 774403

>>774386
Same, I gained 2 dress sizes and 15kg over the last 2 years and I'm slowly losing it. I'm going to miss this soft body, it's very comfy and feels luxurious. If I had a gf with my belly I would be obsessed.
If all my clothes fitted amazingly I'd probably stay at this bf%

No. 774406

When I was a teen I used to pick up dead birds and cut them open to save the bones and put the organs in jars. Idk what was wrong with me, I had friends and a social life.

No. 774411

>>774400
Tbf you'd probably pass out because of the pain then die while unconscious, so technically its not an awful/painful way to die

No. 774426

>>774325
This wasn't even your fault. You have nothing to feel guilty about, anon.

No. 774434

Sometimes I feel like I should be the queen of the world because people are fucking retarded and greedy and politicians and society in general are corrupted as fuck and can't get shit done. Vote for me I will get rid of suffering and degeneracy, stomp the costs of uni to the ground and will set up hard labor camps for criminal scrotes so we don't have to pay taxes for criminals.

No. 774440

>>774434
I will also need a bunch of ministers who will help me with their smart brains in their respective fields so pls send me your cv. I need strong and capable people to build and manage a great military force, people who will help me reform the whole educational system and the economy and and health ministers who will help me to get covid under control and someone for the public image ofc

No. 774441

>>774325
Posts like these fish for validation so badly lmao.

Oh yeah, you're totally to blame somehow because your fat friend who got hyped up by her mommy accused you of cheating at fucking swimming. You know the answer here, and you couldn't have felt even too bad about it at the time cause even a shitty friend probably would have thrown a round just to let the underdog have one.(infighting)

No. 774459

>>774406
I really want to do this but I'm too scared

No. 774460

>>774459
I want to as well. Any road kill for that matter. But too scared to get disease or something.

No. 774478

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The lady who went on that Bath and Body Works candle rant on youtube a few years ago makes vlogs on her channel and I weirdly enjoy watching them.

No. 774495

>>774459
>>774460
Just use gloves and don’t put anything in your mouth

No. 774504


No. 774560

I recently hooked up in the back seat of my own car with a police parked within eyesight, on the way home we both passed multiple people pulled over and we were laughing and making jokes while we both drove back home, on the phone with each other.

No. 774561

I have a bad habit of fetishizing mens race. For the longest time I fetishized asian men and then I got bored of them, now I've moved on to Arab men which is probably even worse.

No. 774580

>>774561
what is there to fetishise about arab men i’m genuinely curious, not hating. just don’t understand why anyone would want to fuck our scrotes.

No. 774585

>>774580
The ones who are attractive look very pretty/masculine at the same time like Aladdin or some shit. They also seem to bald less than white men and have a head full of hair over the age of 25.

No. 774589

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I save every instance of an anon leaving their icon/pfp in a screencap. Once I have enough I'll put them in a big collage.

No. 774591

>>774107
ngl i had to read that like 5 times too

No. 774592

>>774589
Excited to see the end result. Keep us updated

No. 774607

>>774589
you are so retarded anon ily

No. 774699

>>774585
>arabs
>not balding

You clearly haven't seen a lot of them irl(racebait)

No. 774984

I hate porn and don’t watch it, but a lot of my sexuality was informed by it from a very young age, so now I have a mixture of retarded brainrot fetishes, and either hypersexual tendencies or an abnormally low libido. It’s also depressing to me that any guy I might get with definitely watches it, so I’ll have to not get mad at him for being a coomer, but basically teach him, and go over all the shit that turned me against it to get him to even try to stop. I’ll have to play nurse and teacher to a scrote with an addiction for the rest of my life, or risk getting murdered in my country and have my family ostracise me if I ever come out as bi and try to get into a long term relationship with another woman. I guess there’s always the option of choosing to be alone.
I resent that there’s a whole generation that has basically been groomed into normalising this shit, but the worst part is the fact that we’re always going to be fucking gaslit about it with stupid arguments like “Well what if all those women actually consented??” or “It prevents rape”. Fact of the matter, no 12 year old should know what a fucking bukkake is, no woman should have to do any of that shit just for a paycheck, and there are a lot of disgusting old pieces of shit who are getting money from warping people’s sexualities. I would almost prefer to be completely technologically incompetent and be among others who are the same than live in this hell.

No. 774987

>>774589
It’s honestly so funny when anons do that it isn’t out of their retardation it just exposes how boomer they are, they’re too lazy to crop their screencaps and it’s kind of adorable lol

No. 775004

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I'm straight, but I had a dream that I was visiting some sort of military academy, and it was full of beautiful women with big muscular arms and I wanted to marry them. I wish I was actually bisexual because masculine women are fucking hot. Maybe I am, idk.

No. 775010

>>774561
I've actually been to an Arab country and lived there for a while. Both men and women were gorgeous. The men are completely different from what I'm used to and they are HOT! I understand what you are talking about

No. 775021

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>>773785
I cried over Lily's episode of Zombie Land Saga. I hope my sins can be forgiven, fellow terven.

No. 775029

My boyfriend let me use his phone after he went to bed to do some stuff that mine isn't capable of and I couldn't help myself and ended up snooping. I feel so bad because it's not even like I was worried about anything. I wanted to see his instagram explore page though kek. My friends have told me horror stories but all I found was hockey and vegetarian cooking posts.

No. 775031

>>775029
Even if there was weird shit honestly I don't think it'd be entirely his doing, my instagram explore page is fucking disgusting and idek why, I only follow artists on ig

No. 775065

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I haven’t eaten a single chicken wing in my 25 years of life because of the fear of being single that i got from my family. They used to tell me that if I ate chicken wings, I wouldn’t find a boyfriend for some reason, lovesick child me thought it was horrifying and never touched a single wing. Now I don’t eat them because they just somehow seem repulsive even though they’re not a bad thing.

No. 775070

I HATE OT

No. 775071

>>774183
This was kind of a dumb response anon. They said they've had to share rooms all their life. Not everyone gets their own bedroom in life.

No. 775076

>>774984
That's pretty dark and understandable anon. I was thinking about porn last night and how regardless if these women consented some of the extreme hard-core genres really is just abuse happening right before our eyes.

No. 775086

>>774984
realest shit I've ever read here

No. 775097

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>>775070
Lick dis pussy anon or enjoy the show

No. 775098

>>774984
This reminds me of the time I knew what BDSM was,I was literally 11 years old and unfortunately at that age (or 10) I began watching porn mostly animated porn and went to rule 34 frequently.I wished my parents didn't allow me to use the internet at such a young age.imagine the degenerate crap teenagers are seeing online,just imagine the fetishes they're probably developing.repulsive.

No. 775100

>>775097
RIP Mallory

No. 775103

>>775098
there is no reason other than neglect that results in kids having access to porn online. every sane parent today uses white listed firewalls and add things that are needed when needed.just about every mobile device has a way to whitelist apps as well, so no VPN or sketchy apps

No. 775108

>>775103
to be fair to some of the parents, we didn't have that in 2007
I'm nta though

No. 775109

>>774984
Based take
The fact that CP can just be uploaded to porn sites and the victims have to fight tooth and nail just to get it taken down disturbs the shit out of me. Fuck porn sites and the retards that defend it.

No. 775115

I'm listening to relaxing noises to help sleep and an airplane noise came along and I freaked out because there was a period of time when war in a neighbor country was all raged and they almost attacked my country so airplane noises are associated with war in my brain and I have never told anyone and I'm currently having a panic attack

No. 775123

>>775115
Wow. I hope you're doing okay, that's heavy. I also have a similar association about helicopters.

No. 775127

>>775123
Thanks nonny I am managing.

No. 775129

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I like kuudere characters. They're not my most favorite archetype but I think the hate for them on imageboards is overblown. Maybe they're liked on other types of sites but on imageboards in particular they get shit on non-stop more than other anime girls for being "autistic" "boring" etc. but I think some of them can be interesting in a mysterious kind of way and I relate to quiet characters in general. Even the ones specifically made for waifufags get attacked by waifufags somehow. There's this weird mentality that aggressive is always good even when it's done in an annoying, unlikeable manner so even if an anime girl is written like a 3D scrote or a deranged psycho they're quicker to defend that than kuuderes because "reserved (hell even being nice from what I've heard)=boring" apparently.

No. 775151

>>775098
Same kids should not be free to visit any website, I remember drawing furry characters because I saw some online when I was really young in a completely innocent way but later I found porn of it and got creeped out and stopped completely. I'm so lucky I didn't get into that shit kek

No. 775155

>>775129
samefag but also I used to self-insert as Yin a lot so I could imagine spending time with/fucking Hei and I got extremely sad for like a whole month or so after seeing the events in the OVA and the season that shan't be named, even besides the other issues in that season because I wanted Yin and Hei to be together so bad and thought they could've had a cute relationship.

No. 775159

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I got embarrassingly invested in the monster anon’s experimentation with a scrote on discord but she confessed she fell in love with him a few threads back and I stopped supporting her. I don’t understand how you can fall for a scrote, let alone your own subject of an imageboard sideshow social experiment. I feel like I’m remorseless when it comes to males. At some point they’re are game to me. They’re real people and everything but on some practically primal level I can’t consider them my equal under any circumstances. Maybe I dehumanize them to cope with how they fuck the world up and the real life threats they impose? But I can’t get myself to give a shit. I’ll obviously never act on this (how would I? men act like the worst thing in the world is when a woman tells them “no”) but deep down inside I hope another anon is willing to have time to waste so she can do the same thing and share her results.

No. 775170

>>775159
Anon, what was the experiment? Was it in the confession threads or another thread?

No. 775172

>>775159
it's normal to not feel empathy for males
women who "fall in love" with males just have a fetish
>>775170
it was a bunch of posts over many threads, i think one of the lolcow caps thread had some of them compiled into one image

No. 775178

>>775151
Precisely!sadly,you can unfortunately see repugnant fetish or porn crap when searching a cartoon character (mainly a popular one)even with safe search on
>>775103
This was around 2010 or 2011 so such technology wasn't really advanced or common back then.

No. 775179

>>775159
i missed that update, got the thread link?

No. 775186

>>775179
I'm also interested in this

No. 775191

sometimes I feel like I’m avatarfagging and anons notice so they always ignore me

No. 775199

>>775159
who is that in the pic

No. 775201

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I am kinda going through a witchy phase again
And although I wouldn't be caught dead telling anyone else IRL about it; as a solitary self care thing, the practices are actually really nice.

No. 775226

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I really want it to be fall…

No. 775254

Retard is really fun to say. Of course I would never drop it in casual conversations, only me and my close friends call each other it from time to time. I also like saying fag

No. 775255

>>775199
ntayrt but johan from monster

No. 775261

I get so annoyed by my autistic friends and I wish I didn’t let it get to me. They’re autistic, they can’t control themselves! But I still leave every interaction I have with one in severe annoyance.

They have to mention half the time online they’re autistic blah blah blah. Once is enough, or when a topic grants the need to say it but Christ.

Their social abilities annoy the fuck out of me and I get upset at myself for being unable to be a bigger person and not let it get to me.. they’re rude and seem so elitist. Or maybe those are just my friends and not all with that condition act that way.

Wonder if anyone else feels the same. I wish I was nicer.

No. 775262

>>775103
If the children are old enough to understand what sex is, as in, they were 11 years old instead of 5 years old, then no one but themselves is responsible for any degenerate fetishes that they get as a result of willingly watching porn, they could easily close the tab if they wanted to, if they don't, why would you blame their parents for that?

No. 775263

>>775259
Nta but What?
Porn is addicting and kids are curious. Also most do not have the willpower to do that because they’re still kids and don’t understand the consequences of watching that shit. Your parents are supposed to keep an eye on what you anyway so you don’t end up in a pedo chat room or watch someone get beheaded.

No. 775270

>>775261
you don't have to put up with people just because they have ~a condition~.
there are autistic people who aren't insufferable. admitting that you aren't patient enough is a form of maturity, imo. rather than subjecting yourself to this situation and eventually blowing up at them, distancing yourself would be better.
when i was a kid i wished i was patient enough to spend time with my mentally disabled neighbor, but why should i force myself to tard-wrangle when it obviously hadn't worked and i'd sometimes end up so frustrated i'd be dry or quiet?

No. 775271

>>775262
Lmao what? I don't think I even need to explain everything that is wrong with this post. Just pure dumbassness.

No. 775310

>>775261
I'm autistic and even I can't handle 99% of autistic men and some other autistic women, we're just not for everyone and that's not necessarily your fault. It's possible they could fix the behavior that's bugging you if you ask them to, that's basically how I learned to be less annoying, but if you can't interact with them without getting annoyed then it sounds more like self flagellation than friendship. You're not a bad person for accepting that you don't have to sacrifice yourself for them.

No. 775357

It's so fun to guilt trip someone who is so progressive "what you're saying is very western-centric" and watching them panic when they realize they aren't as exclusive as they think they are. It's only entertaining when they get their worldview from social media if they're educated then you get a meaningful response

No. 775358

Inclusive*

No. 775362

I haven’t had friends in a long time and I really felt like shit yesterday because someone I used to be friends with came into my workplace, we were face-to-face and I brought up their account so I knew it was them, and we just made no conversation whatsoever. No “hey how are you doing” or “have a nice Easter” from someone who used to go to my family’s parties, and literal strangers talk like that to be polite. I don’t know if they have stuff going on and maybe they don’t realize how introverted I became but it sucks that all my friendships faded away and I’m like some ghost they occasionally run into

No. 775367

>>775362
Shit I know how that feels, I met people whom I ghosted or I was ghosted by and it's the most uncomfortable situation ever

No. 775567

i've never had a childhood crush. not on classmates, not teachers, not celebrities, not singers, nothing. plus every man shilled as "cute" looked and still looks hideous but so do normal guys. i thought i was a 2Dfag but i dislike most fictional characters too, the only ones i tolerate get 5 minutes of screentime. i actually made a list of anime characters i want to kill because they're that annoying or reminded me too much of people i knew irl.

No. 775607

>>775567
ever thought you might be a lesbian or bi

No. 775612

Karma is catching up to me for making fun of Shayna's obsession with fupa.

There is this 5'6 chubby guy I met online who is like a younger improved version of fupapa, he's a pothead college drop-out and has a past of drug addiction, he used to be worse and he's bettering himself he's so sweet, he's still a moid and talks about his daddy dom chocking kinks sometimes, I caught myself crushing on him because something about him is adorable and I think I kind of understand shay now. I feel bad.

No. 775613

>>775612
Oh no anon!

No. 775616

>>775567
please share to me the list of characters you would kill

No. 775623

>>775607
is this really a thing? i'm a lesbian and i never had childhood crushes. i just thought i was a weirdo kek

No. 775632

>>775612
ew, love yourself

No. 775635

>>775004
Vasquez was my big female crush. Her and Ripley together made me realize hard core i was a lesbian. Maybe you're bi?

No. 775642

-racemixing is fucking hot to me considering what i look like, only certain races tho like mexican
-i've masturbated to shayna's porn
-the smell of my own pussy turns me on
-i used to lick my panties after i'd worn them when i was younger
-i once masturbated whilst in bed with a sibling when i was younger
-when i first started masturbating i used to think about being fucked by a lion bc it was hot to me, i didn't know that bestiality was a thing its not even that hot to me anymore
-i find the idea of mail order brides and shit rly hot, like being bought and shit bc ur young and pretty to be some old dudes fucktoy breeder

yes i know i'm going to hell, xo

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No. 775651

>>775642
unlearn your internalised misogyny m8

No. 775653

>>775642
this is what mento ilnes looks like

No. 775655

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No. 775657

>>775642
>races
>mexican
kek

No. 775662

I'm on my period but I want to be eaten out so bad

No. 775663

>>775662
Find someone that likes to take a dip in the red sea then.

No. 775667

I used to think women that hated men were cringe (e.g. all of those "fuck men!! XD" posts on twitter that are so popular, the general man hate in my circles on the internet) but the more i interact with men the more i understand. why are so many men so fucking annoying and disrespectful and patronizing. fucking shitty moids

No. 775668

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>>775642
> ur young and pretty to be some old dudes fucktoy breeder

If that doesn’t scream dusty saggy balls and dick cheese idk what does

No. 775670

>>775642
tranny spotted

No. 775672

>>775642
This post smells like KFC and expired Doritos with a hint of ball sweat.

No. 775679

I’ve been breaking vegan cause I have like no fucking snacks in my apartment other than the non-vegan stuff I got in a carepackage from my church. Last night I ate a kitkat, sunchips, and a pudding cup, today I had a granola bar, and tonight I’m going to eat another pudding cup. I feel so weak but my work schedule has been so hellish lately that I need to snack to fuel myself and I haven’t had time to grocery shop in 2 weeks.

No. 775684

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Shortly before graduating high school I admitted to my 50 year old teacher I had a crush on him and I asked him out. At first he was like "we will talk about it after graduation" but thank god he was a decent man because in the end he refused. I even cried in front on him. It's been 5 years and I still cringe when I think about it

No. 775688

>>775684
Lmao anon ily yoi made my night

No. 775693


No. 775699

>>775684
What kind of country are you from where this is considered ok, kek???? the guy would have had his teaching license revoked in any 1st world country for dating a student

No. 775724

>>775699
I wanted to hang out with him after graduation, not when I was still a student lol. We met only once outside of school, I remember we spent like 2 hours at the park talking about music and shit, and it was even before I said I had some feelings for him. No one knew about it. I was an autist who desperately wanted a friend, I wasn't able to connect to boys and girls my age, I didn't have any adult I could talk to either, he was the only one, and I was starving for some connection with another person. We could talk about everything, life, literature, politics, movies etc. I could sperg out about my hobbies. I'm still a virgin and I'm sure that back then I wouldn't be able to have sex with anyone because I was grossed out by human biology even more than now, I just wanted to hang out with him. He was struggling with his feelings for me though, so I didn't push anything and I stopped talking to him after graduation

No. 775834

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>>775684
Nah that’s not cringe, that’s an experience to cherish. You had the balls big enough to actually ask him, and he is a good man for declining. You learned, grew some thicker skin (hopefully), and it’s a great story.
>tfw that was his final lesson to you

No. 775839

I'm an unironic sex segregationist. I want the next wave of mainstream feminism to acknowledge that equality of the sexes is a naive and unrealistic goal that males will never let us have because of our vulnerable biology. Womankind will never know peace so long as they coexist with males. Segregation is a more achievable goal since I'm sure lots of men would agree. It's for the good of both sexes

No. 775842

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>>775834
yo …

No. 775843

>>775699
It's not considered okay in most countries but you'd be surprised how many teachers still try to get away with romantic sexual relationships with their students. In particular, they target isolated students with weak support groups, which they can tell easily based on parent interactions and seeing them among their peers in school. It's a pedo's playground.
All they gotta do is convince the students that if they really love them, that they'll keep things a secret or else they could get in big trouble. They just keep quiet about it until after graduation and then the pedo teachers mysteriously cut them off when they're adults and done with them. The poor students become convinced it was the natural progression of a failed relationship. Then they wind up blaming themselves and feel they can't go to anyone about it cause "they should have known better," coupled with the fact that they still care about the scumbag teachers and don't want to get them in trouble.
The pedo in question does have to have a fair deal of manipulative charisma to get away with this though, the idiots get caught first but the sly ones can fly under the radar of this shit for years.

No. 775844

>>775839
>lots of men would agree

Men will never let women go without a fight.

No. 775847

>>775839
heterosexual women won’t allow that and even radfems themselves won’t allow it because they love to put up a front that they’re really for the security and independence of women. anon I wish men could be purged honestly but it’s nearly impossible, the way civilization has evolved has made it nearly impossible for women to deranged their lives from male influence but made it possible for men to rape, pillage, and isolate themselves. I swear I think sexual dimorphism was an honest mistake

No. 775850

This is wild and silly of me and I anticipate bullying, but I am happy that I (mostly) spent my teen years in places like 4chan and SomethingAwful because if I hadn't, I could very well be some he/they retard right now.

Don't get me wrong though: I am still trying to outgrow and abandon the overly cynical, ironic, pretentious asshole mindset those places tend to instill but I think it was for the best that I went through that instead of…y'know, what tumblr/twitter teens go and went through.

No. 775851

>>775262
I literally think I’m psychic because I imagined this exact post appearing in this thread while I was taking a fat shit earlier today.
Anyway, you sound like a pedophile, applying adult responsibility (especially for adult content) to children. Tell me, why don’t a single one of those porn sites have a more hardline policy to keep kids out? All that’s necessary to clamp down on the problem by a large margin is a fucking ID check, or some other age verification method. Even a small one-time fee for access or a short, on-camera discussion with some attendant would do the trick (yes, I know coomers reading this who love to watch ands search for borderline illegal shit would be very angry at such a concept: Kill yourselves). You really think these companies are so naive to believe “Ohhh don’t click this if you’re below 18” will keep out literally any child who can use a computer? Why is it still this way when it’s basically a meme now that children bypass 18+ warnings? Why do SFW sites for streaming children’s cartoons have links to hentai games and ads like “Make sure no one is around when you open this”? Don’t try the “It’s your own browsing history” excuse, because even now that I don’t visit any porn sites, don’t search porn terms, am using an entirely different device from my childhood and only stream things through Incognito (when on my browser) and those watch apps like all those rabb.it clones, I see them.
If you can’t come up with the answer yourself: It’s not just easy. It’s not just that they don’t care (though even that is a huge problem). It’s a deliberate, manipulative method to create addicts and lifelong consumers for their putrid content. It’s a form of grooming, by all means. Don’t play dumb or post stupid BS like this again just to defend porn companies.
And answer me again why the children’s toy brand Bratz was promoting sex work on their official IG, in 2021, where they knew kids would see. All a coincidence, it’s the kid’s fault for not looking away, nooo you can’t just call out these disgusting corporations monetising human trafficking and child exploitation while giving the populace collective brainrot noooo, etc. Retarded.
>inb4 “you are schizo”
Don’t care, fuck porn and fuck anyone who downplays how fucked up it is.

No. 775859

>>775850
>spent teen years on SA
damn, you spent your allowance on that shit?

No. 775860

>>775851
i agree with you completely and thank you for typing it all out

No. 775863

>>775851
>applying adult responsibility (especially for adult content) to children
Some children are fucked up though
Littlee boys rape other children, little girls don't. Ask yourself why.
>muh porn makes them do it
Little girls watch porn too, yet they don't rape other children.

No. 775872

>>775851
Youtube has a thing in certain countries (where i live, the netherlands) rn where if a video is age restricted you can literally only watch it by verifying your credit card or doing an id check, how does youtube, a more sfw site than porn sites, have an age check but they don't?? because they know the majority of their audience is kids being groomed and robbed of their innocence and they don't give a fuck

No. 775877

>>775863
Nta, but probably because they’re not taught boundaries like how girls are taught? I’ve never seen a family telling their boys that they should behave and keep their hands to themselves, it’s always downplayed and that’s how they experiment with fucked up shit, because they don’t know that it’s a bad thing.
What I honestly think is that children shouldn’t use the internet until they’ve earned the trust of their parents, so like around their late teen years and with a really strict schedule and monitoring.
>but what about when they have to do homework
You do it with them, like normal parents do, duh.
And if their friends are disgusting, you teach your kids about how disgusting they are and how they should avoid being like their friends.

No. 775891

>>775877
>men rape because no one told them it's bad
Sure

No. 775893

>>775877
nta but I thought most parents were too tired/busy to help with homework

No. 775906

>>775859
where else was i supposed to read danganronpa

No. 775910

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I was groomed by a lolicon hentai internet creep from ages 9 to 11
I started watching hardcore tentacle hentai and worse when I was nine
I had already been molested from kindergarten to first grade, so I was already too familiar with that kind of thing, it wasn't very hard to convince me that was just grown-up shit and I was mature and cool
I had really horrible I guess it would be called a porn addiction until I was 24
Now I'm completely sex-repulsed and can't even handle seeing nudity in movies
I'm fucked up and sad and I wish I could escape all of my memories

No. 775922

>>773785
A man twice my age manipulated me into thinking that wearing me down until I agreed to comply to his gross sexual fantasies was ok. I can't stand sex scenes unless they're literally porn because the idea of sex and love existing at the same time makes me feel this explosion of illness and anger over what he did

No. 775928

>>775906
Reading danganronpa on SA in like 2013 and being in the fandom around that time was such a fucking experience, no wonder my brain is all fucked

No. 775944

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I fantasize about having a lover who’s an androgynous android—with androgynous secondary-sex characteristics(whatever that is) and just, LEGO, no genitalia. And we telepathically give ourselves pleasure without touching; just sitting by each other. I hate sexuality, I hate sex.
I hate being scared and confused by intimacy. I wish I knew for sure if I was lesbian straight or bisexual. Fuck the internet. Fuck biology.

No. 775962

I'm severely mentally ill, I take all the medicine, but I still love dressing eccentrically. Not a lot of things make me happy, but particularly flashy clothes do. I wish I wasn't like this, but at the same time, I desperately want to be happy. I know it's wrong to draw attention to yourself like that, but it makes me happy when I look at myself and see myself looking exciting and pretty, at least to me. I don't mind when people ask questions or take pictures or laugh, and I get that that's normal to be curious when someone looks like this. I just want to be happy and I never am unless I can see myself looking like this, and knowing that that's what I look like. I'm not right and I feel guilty for it, and I know it's broadcasting to the world "hi everyone, I'm mentally ill and a social deviant," but what else can I do? If this is all that makes me feel better, I don't want to stop
just to be clear, it's not like skimpy clothes or lingerie or anything like that

No. 775977

Struggling a lot with being a lesbian lately since it's Easter weekend and I've always been a very spiritual type of person. A fast and pray a ton for Good Sunday, also patterns + earth appreciation + bunch of other weird shit sort to be more specific. I came out only recently after a life of denial and while I understand that everyone is forgiven and saved and ALSO have something of a weird, mixed view of theology where it's like ~this shit doesn't matter because Energy and God and Jesus are metaphors~ I can't help but feel somewhat cursed. On some level I still expect I'll end up staying in the closet and being with a man, having a kid or two, because that's simply the easiest life trajectory for me to visualize- it's what I expected. I don't hate myself, I don't have a low self esteem, and I accept that being imperfect is a fine and totally natural part of human life, trials are lessons, etc ect- it would nonetheless be unbearably more convenient if I wasn't like this. It doesn't help that I find a lot of other female-attracted people annoying- I know, most of them aren't, but the ones I've encountered create such friction with my nature. Like every single "wlw sapphic" i've met has been an obnoxious "ooo step on meee hee hee useless lesbian" sometimes POLY ass handmaiden bitch and I'm tired. I'm a Christian. How are they all bigger pickmes than a Christian?
Shit sucks. I have meditated a lot about it and yet I'm coming here, complaining about it on the night before Easter because it feels as though there's no way out without a shit ton of cognitive dissonance, even, once again, with my ridiculously specific allegorical views on the subject. Fitting for a confession thread, I suppose.

No. 775985

>>775962
Example of how you dress?

No. 775994

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>>775985
I am going to get hate for it, but sweet lolita fashion, and idol/magical girl costumes but just the dress, not the accessories or shoes that come with, I accessorize the dresses the same way I do with lolita
I don't have any paraphilias and it's not a sex thing, not that it is for most lolitas, but it is something you feel like you have to say in some contexts
also sometimes just shit I make up, like pic related, which isn't me but I wish it was

No. 776006

>>775994
You too can wear a creased aliexpress dress and stand in front of a window anon.

No. 776007

>>775962
>it's wrong to draw attention to yourself
>I'm not right and I feel guilty for it
Sis wtf are you going on about? You act like you're committing a crime and need to repent for your sins, there's nothing wrong with dressing weird providing you can cope with people judging you. Enjoy your harmless hobby and chill.

No. 776033

>>775977
We're somewhat similar in that I'm a lesbian that's still finding it hard to detach from my old Christian habits of praying/talking to God, not saying his name in vain, discerning meaning and morals in Biblical stories, etc. I find too much comfort in the idea that there's some cosmic being out there that loves me unconditionally to ever declare myself an atheist tbh. And I also share your irritation with other ~wooloowoo around me, lol. Tbh they all come off to me as attention seekers. Not that I'm even ashamed of my sexuality, I just don't think it's anyone's business but my own/my dating pool.

Anyway, I hope you're able to find peace somehow, without having to resort to going back in the closet and marrying a man. You deserve better than that.

No. 776040

>>776006
I 100% judge people who don't steam or iron their clothing, especially if their intent was to look nice. They look like nobody loves them.

No. 776055

>>776006
That shit's aliexpress? Link?

No. 776063

>>776006
I just mean that the dress itself looks cool
>>776007
Thank you. I don't know, I don't really have any friends or use social media, so the only time I see people talk is on here and I see so many people say they think lolitas are creeps or at the least attentionwhores, and I can't imagine anyone would think better of someone wearing literal costumes too. I really don't mind when people say anything, but it does make me think I'm wrong or disturbing them and that makes me guilty
>>776040
I use an iron but no one loves me anyway lol

No. 776064

>>776063
I love and appreciate you for using an iron. It never goes unnoticed.

No. 776067

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>>776064
Thank you

No. 776090

i meow when i'm bored

No. 776095

I talk to myself a lot. Sometimes, when everyone else is asleep, I go into the living room and have very animated whisper conversations with myself for an hour or so, sometimes walking in circles until my feet get sore.

When no one's in the house, I talk to myself loudly as if there were someone else in the room, and I pretend like I'm one of my favorite musicians and am on Anthony Fantano's podcast. I tell Anthony about my made up life up to this point with extending details and discuss my musings with him, as well as pinpoint where some of those fake moments may have inspired tracks on my fake records. I have not had a friend since highschool.

No. 776105

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Saw some local blogger on the news or something and thought they looked so familiar, even the name was familiar. Thought it must be my preschool classmates with a kinda unique name, tell a friend and said I was going to google them and all that, but I am pretty certain.
My friend linked me a news thing, turns out it's a tranny who just picked my classmate's name, I feel like an imbecile

No. 776106

>>776095
Honestly, I do this too, and have seen so many people describe similar habits, at this point I'm convinced everyone does it and it's just something nobody talks about.

No. 776110

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I’ve raised donations for money I didn’t even need. I technically didn’t lie about what happened. Just said “hey guys, donating would really help me!!!”

Didn’t say I couldn’t afford it…

No. 776115

I'm so close to trooning out. I keep lurking at r/ftm and I feel an incredible amount of envy. I will never feel comfortable in my body. I love how women look but I can't stand mine. It doesn't feel right. It never did.

No. 776117

I really love my nephew but I can't stand the noise anymore. I want the house to be quiet but I also feel sad for him for not playing with him but I'm so annoyed.

No. 776121

>>776115
Wtf anon-chan, your self esteem is not a reason for you to end up becoming a weirdo with a huge clitoris. What's up with you?

There are many self-acceptance books out there on internet. It is difficult, sure, but it's better rather than destroying your life for nothing. In the end of you hate yourself a lot even such things as losing weight won't help, because you will keep finding something to nitpick on. Maybe get a good distraction such as a new hobby?

No. 776123

>>776115
What are you envious of? Most people aren't happy with their body. And almost no woman actually wants to be involved in this forced race of being compared to other women or ideals.

No. 776124

>>776115
do what would make you happy anon, idk. don't have any issue with trans ppl myself and don't understand this website's hateboner for them.

No. 776125

>>776115
>I will never feel comfortable in my body.
What does this even mean and why is the only solution mutilating your body to make it look like that of the opposite gender?

No. 776130

I've started to drink an awful lot of hard seltzer with a tiny squeeze of agave nectar when I'm alone. It's delicious

No. 776132

>>776115
even if you do it, no one is every going to see you as a real man or treat you like one (because you aren't one). you will just end up even more miserable.
i'm not saying that to be mean, i just hope you get actual help for your self-hatred and don't mutilate yourself.

No. 776133

>>776115 you'll feel even worst, just go to therapy, a lot of girls feel like that

No. 776134

>>776115
Anon, have you seen the health problems that come with taking T? It's serious, not all trans people like to talk about the negative side of things so look it up yourself.
If you really want to do this try doing it without any drugs first, try a haircut, a butch fashion style, see if baggy clothes make you more comfortable idk but please for the love of god don't cut off your tits on a whim.
If it's possible go to therapy before doing any life altering decision.
And stop visiting trans sites to see if it's something you really want or something you've been exposed to so much you think you want it.

No. 776140

im so worried ive effectually killed my dog by not taking care of him. he saw the vet at the end of 2019 & no one said he needed anything or that there were any problems. now when i took him to the vet in january he apparently has advanced dental disease & a heart murmur! so the teeth could be literally the source of an infection affecting his heart, but his heart might not be strong enough for the dental surgery needed. i feel so horrible about it & i just want my little son to be ok

No. 776141

>>776115
Your problem is a mental one, not a physical one so I don't think altering your physical body is the solution here. I'd strongly suggest theraphy first, if you can afford to troon out you can also afford theraphy. And if you can't afford to troon out (as in going on hormones and getting surgery) then pretending to be a man while in an un-altered female body is also not going to make you happy.

No. 776171

This is kind of petty but if I find out that someone likes firecrakers, especially using them, it's a dealbraker.

I have a dog that's terridied of them and loud noises low key also trigger me.

No. 776240

>>776115
And why do you think you will be comfortable in the post-trooning body?

No. 776250

>>776171
I think that's more than fair, does anyone over 16 even play with those? If they do, they're manchildren anyway

No. 776301

>>775962
if anyone should dress like they're mentally ill and not feel bad about it, I would think it would be mentally ill people
I think the old adage about it only mattering if it makes you happy counts here
>>776110
I highly suspect everyone who isn't asking for insulin or chemo money does that

No. 776380

Most of the time I like my bf's boyish and soft features especially as he gets older but omg today all I want is some man with a big honker and some acne scars who looks angry all the time

No. 776383

I had never heard Lori Lewd's voice until the recent webms posted in her thread and um….her voice shouldn't be that attractive wtf why can't she just dress normal for her age

No. 776393

even tho I strongly dislike that one actor that mustn't be named, I'm slightly envious of the anons here who like him simply because it looks like they're having a good time and they have the most active thread on that board. I wish I could sperg forever about the people I like with others but one: they're not popular in the first place so a thread on them would die within minutes (unless I samefag the whole way through cause i have many things to say), and secondly they're fictional.(driversperging)

No. 776417

I feel so ashamed of myself I've been on a diet for a few months now (had ED in the past) and I just binged chew/spit for the first time in years. I just feel like I can't do anything without it becoming a problem/addiction I feel like I'm just a broken useless whore. I was addicted to pain pills/sleeping pills and kratom for years managed to get clean then bam I start binging, starving and purging again.

No. 776419

i told someone about lc and now i feel paranoid that they'll judge me for going on here.

No. 776423

I'm getting gastric sleeve done due to a multitude of issues other than being fat and I can't wait even though it's gonna be a bitch.

No. 776431

>>776423
Good luck anon. I've known people who had it done and have had good success. What made you pick the sleeve versus the bypass or lap band? I'm just curious.

No. 776443

>>776393
Kek I feel the same way. I'm neutral on him but what they're doing looks so fun and liberating that I stupidly feel a little bit endeared to anyone I come across on social media who openly likes him.

No. 776479

>>776443
That actually warmed my actorfag heart
You're probably super sweet cause you seem like the kind of person that see a lot of the positive in things

In case you and >>776393 ever watch a movie with him that you wanna talk about, it will be more than welcomed there, doesn't need to get to stan level

No. 776547

I'm too idealistic for my own good.

No. 776598

>>776431
They don't do band here and the bypass is more dangerous, actually I haven't told my doctors I am choosing sleeve yet. It just is easier.

No. 776613

Those kinetic sand stim videos make me ridiculously horny and I have no idea why. Specifically ones without human hands involved. (Slime and paint mixing too but less so.)

No. 776614

>>776613
Idk why but that's really fucking funny to me, thank you for the laff

No. 776625

>>776110
god i wish that were me

No. 776646

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For the longest time, I always wanted to be violated and sexually groomed by an older man. I guess it started around when I was 9? I was really into anime and as I got deeper into the culture, I found out about hentai. I started to get an addiction to it and watched it almost everyday. Then, I found out about lolicon. I always projected myself onto the lolis and wished I was them. I even stripped for this random old dude I found on a chat website on cam around that time.
As the years went on and I got into my teens, I still really wanted to get molested by an older man. I frequented chat sites (Like Kids Chat and Teen Chat) looking for pedophiles to talk dirty to me. I never did meet up with any of them in real life, though.
This want still follows me to this day. I'm an adult now, and still a virgin. I now use this AI roleplaying thing to play out all the fantasies I had in my head since I was a kid.
I don't think my thoughts are okay at all, but I've never been able to shake them off.
I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me.

No. 776652

>>776646
>I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me.
>anime, hentai, lolicon, almost everyday since 9yo

There's why. Don't worry, you're not the only one.

No. 776659

>>776646
He wouldn't loves you but only want sex from you, he will throw away like trash once he doesn't have any use for you or get bored with you. It's nice as a fantasy but IRL it's the worse that could happening to you. Find somebody that loves you for who you are and maybe, maybe if you ask them to rp it you will find your peace.

No. 776660

>>776659
>he will throw away like trash once he doesn't have any use for you or get bored with you.
100% this

No. 776665

>>776659
>It's nice as a fantasy
>A pedophile sexually assaulting a kid is nice
Are we reading the same post, anon?

No. 776669

>>776646
You're just the female equivalent of a coomer, the worst part is that it's way more harmful to you because you feel the need to martyr yourself to a disgusting old scrote, instead of focusing on your own pleasure and comfort like boys are taught to do. Imo you were pretty much brainwashed into it, therefore it will take some self-awareness and effort to break free from it. You deserve to feel valued and loved during sex, anon.

No. 776670

>>776659
>It's nice as a fantasy
…it is? Also, idk if a guy who's willing to roleplay something like that is the type of guy that anyone should be dating. That would be a huge redflag.

No. 776680

>>776670
nta but i think she meant "you may get gratification from it as a fantasy" or "you may find it nice to think about", since she goes on to say how terrible it actually turns out

No. 776686

>>776665
As a Fantasy. Pedophiles IRL should get the snip. Don't lay words into my mouth.
As a victim of sexual abuse it help to cope with the trauma and it's 100% a power fantasy.
Most victims want love and seek it in sexual degeneration, because they got groomed into love = sex. I don't expect people to understand me but im just stating how I experienced it.
I only can repeat what I stated before, don't do it or with somebody with who you trust and have a long term relationship, the risk of getting exploited is too high.

>>776670
Ofc you shouldn't this shit with a guy you barely know nor parade it around. I meant a partner you know for years and who you trust. Do you always tell your fucked up fantasies every guy you meet?

No. 776698

>>776686
>Ofc you shouldn't this shit with a guy you barely know nor parade it around
That's not what I meant. Imo it doesn't really matter how long you've been together, it would be a redflag either way. Agree to disagree I guess.

No. 776699

>>776646
I’m kind of similar, except I’m pretty sure I was abused before I even knew how to use a computer, and instead of an older man, I want a guy who’s not too far from my age, just a bit older, like a young teacher or an older brother.
I tried to kill it, and it only sort of worked. Now I just think of the kind of scrotes who like it and how many of them probably have fixations on actual young actresses like Shadman, and I start to feel ill. I just see it as something made by predators.
The problem is that my brain basically did a 180 using that logic, and now I’m into the exact opposite content, sh*ta. I feel less bad about liking that because 99% of the creators and fans are males self-inserting while fantasising about permanently thirsty, big tiddy women who are bigger than them. Also, in the cases where it’s not pure femdom, I suppose it makes rape scenarios seem less scary. It’s all super unrealistic, male-invented and tends to centre the male as the subject instead of the female, so I guess it just doesn’t seem as problematic.
I don’t really think about any of this much since I have a very low sex drive anyway, but your post reminded me of it. I think the only thing that could really help to ‘cure’ this sort of thing is to find an IRL lover and learn to enjoy normal, loving sex. That’s what I plan to do.

No. 776702

>>776699
anon you the one who keeps posting your shota picrew creations?

No. 776706

>>776702
No, I’ve never used Picrew. Feels kind of better to know I’m not the only one like this, though.

No. 776721

>>776659
You're right, anon. It totally is a fantasy that, if carried out in real life, would most likely traumatize me more than I am right now.
If I get a loving partner one day, I'll probably dabble into some daddy kink with him. If I start to trust him enough, Maybe I'll tell him about my fantasies and go from there. That'll help me feel satisfied, I hope.
I just want to do anything to make me feel normal and not like a disgusting, wannabe groomer victim.
Best option would probably be talking it out with a therapist, so I'll start there.

No. 776727

>>776721
i want to engage ina kinda similar kink (not related to groomers/predators though) but IDK how to start, it feels difficult to get my boyfriend to be a convincing roleplayer. Same for myself

No. 776733

I acted like a fucking scrote today, I have been in a lot of constant pain the last few months and today I just snapped. Threw a bottled drink at a wall, screamed at my mom and now I just feel nothing. I just want this shit to end, I usually would feel guilty after doing or saying less but now I just wanna die because the pain isn’t going anywhere. I feel ashamed as a whole but at the same time I don’t feel shit, it fucking sucks.

No. 776734

>>776721
>>776727
if you tell men about these fantasies and get them to act them out sexually what kind of message does that send to them? please just get therapy instead. i sympathize with the problem, i have it too. i would never indulge it though. what benefit would that ever bring?

No. 776741

>>776734
There is no evil message, I don't want to roleplay pedo or abusive shit but it's still particular fantasy. Also I'm in therapy and it's not a magical fix for all my insane issues. I'm starting to doubt it will help me with sex problems at all since I'm not making huge progress

No. 776746

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I did a retarded movement like gif related irl, a few weeks ago, I did it unconsciously, I only noticed what i did a few minutes after. I haven’t even watched anime since 2018

No. 776754

>>776741
If you want to do it, do it. This website is anti-kink/power play with the man being the one with power in the bedroom so you're going to hear a lot of "get therapy" if you are into being in a sub-type role.
Just know that roleplaying in the bedroom should not be a form of therapy. You can experiment with your fantasy, but don't rely on it as an escape or outlet for something else going on in your life because that's where is can get dangerous. Start slow and establish limits, and make sure you stay true to yourself and follow those limits.
Also respect your boyfriend and what he is comfortable doing. If he's not comfortable with that fantasy, drop it. If he is into or the idea of it, do not forget to establish those limits and make sure he follows them, or else never give him the opportunity again - make that clear and stand your ground.

No. 776762

>>776741
Nta, but it is really important to consider why a man would feel comfortable rping as a predator molesting/grooming a young girl. Fantasy or not, that is kind of…concerning. I mean, Travis Alexander was one of those dudes and look what happened lol. I just hope that whatever you do, you don't end up with a weirdo.

No. 776771

>>776762
I read a reddit post about a dude saying he tried to do a rape roleplay cause his wife asked him to but stopped early cause he just felt wrong doing something like that and that is really sweet and gave me hope for nontrash men in the world. I'm on the side where I have fantasies, but I know they're fantasies and don't actually want them to happen. I completely separate them and I assumed most people did too, but I guess not seeing anons wanting to act out their fantasies here.

No. 776772

I guess my confession is kind of related to the topic. I started watching porn when I was 9 and over the years it shaped my sexually in ways that I fucking hate ever since I've become anti-porn for feminist reasons and self-aware of it. I remember when I was younger I actively avoided degrading hardcore porn and sought out more softer, sensual stuff, but over the years as I went on the free mainstream porn websites it changed my sexual tastes. Now the damage has been done and it's so fucking hard to deprogram myself. I've heard some successful stories from other people, but it takes a lot of time and I'm not a self-disciplined person. I have an addictive personality in general and relapse on the porn use frequently. I feel like shit every time I judge coomers and then remember that I don't even have my own stuff sorted out.

I don't want to give up but I also don't know if I have it in me to ever stop completely. I fucking hate sex-posi liberals for lying to me about how porn is a healthy outlet for sexuality and obscuring how terrible the porn industry is, and I fucking hate kinkfags for normalizing their degeneracy to the point that so many young girls are basically getting groomed by porn into desiring their own degradation like I was. It's basically a form of self-harm that society actively encourages because muh shitty orgasm.

No. 776773

>>776771
>I'm on the side where I have fantasies, but I know they're fantasies and don't actually want them to happen.
Same. I have pretty tame (for lc lol) fantasies but I wouldn't act them out just cause I know I wouldn't like it irl, even if I don't think it's actually bad. I don't even judge people for most kinks/fantasies, but child sexual abuse and ddlg shit is just where the line is for me.

No. 776774

>>776771
Sorry if this is autistic, but can someone explain the idea of fantasies? I always assumed people wanted to act out their fantasies, but obviously can't because they would either have to face the consequences of acting it out, or because it's physically impossible/can't find the right person/work out the logistics of the fantasy itself.

It always confuses me when people say "it's just a fantasy dont judge me!!" because you're still placing yourself in that situation mentally even if you aren't doing it. Like fantasizing yourself being abused is just simply fucked up and I still consider it a form of mental self-harm even if you aren't acting on it, especially when women do it

No. 776781

I have no identity so I try to create one with fashion, the media I consume and hobbies. But since it's not my identity nothing every sticks and I feel like I just cycle through endless costumes. I just want to be able to enjoy something.

No. 776786

>>776774
A fantasy is just a fantastical thought. Like for instance I fantasise about being the leader of the free world but I'm also introverted and would most likely hate that amount of responsibility.

No. 776789

>>776774
Me personally, fantasies are like reading a book. When I read a book I get immersed in that world and the characters, but once I'm done reading, that's it. It's over. I've rarely fantasized about being abused, but it's not a mental self-harm cause I can fully control everything that's going on in my head. If I don't like it, I just change the story/character. I like to daydream a lot and insert myself in stories I've read so to me it's the same as that. Not sure about the people who actually want to act out their fantasies tho, cause I don't want to.
>>776786
Exactly, its not reality so the things that would have consequences/side effects I can just plot device it away. I fantasize about running away and living in the woods while sustaining myself from my garden, but that would take actual work which I would hate cause I'm lazy.

No. 776790

I get very paranoid thoughts during bad times of depression. Like always thinking people are watching every move I make. I know it's irrational and when I start thinking like that I know something is up with me. I'm too paranoid to even vent about something bothering me. It always gets triggered by trust issues. It usually happens when I feel like confessing something. I can't get close to anyone either cause I have all these walls. Sounds so cliche and stupid but I'm mental and I've tried medication and I've had therapy and I didn't trust them/it lol.

No. 776796

>>776772
i relate to every word you wrote, anon. i hope we can both overcome it, fuck the porn industry and fuck coomer males and libfems for defending it

No. 776800

I'm so obviously insecure and desperate for any sort of validation that I'm offended that no evil man has tried to take advantage of how easily I'd fall into an abusive relationship.
I feel I'm so inherently unlovable that I'm not even worth abusing.

I know this is an awful outlook that minimises abuse but it's like an intrusive thought at this point

No. 776825

I’m becoming obsessed with this guy from Reddit I ERP with. We talk about our daily life alot, and we’ve sent each other (clothed) photos and videos. He’s actually pretty attractive (skinny but muscular, long dark hair, sharp teeth), and every once in a while, I send him little comics, dress up game characters or autistic SFW short stories I’ve made of him. It’s almost like I made an OC with his appearance and personality. I think he’s weirded out by me, but he definitely doesn’t hate the attention and thinks I’m attractive. I sorta want to send him nudes, but I know it’s not a good idea.
Based on his fantasies, he’s a complete degenerate and probably a psycho, but something about his personality keeps drawing me in. He just seems so innocent and soft in a way usual coomers aren’t. It’s really hard to explain. He’s almost like a shy girl. Not in a fake way like internet trannies, either. I’d tinfoil that he was an FtM if I hadn’t accidentally seen his nudes before. I don’t want to date him per se, but I can’t get him out of my head. It’s weird, help. I feel like a yandere anime character.

No. 776831

>>776825
(Samefag) I forgot to mention I once wrote a song with lyrics just about him, and sent him a recording of me singing it while playing guitar. He liked it a lot.

No. 776832

>>776831
This is the Lucy anon saga but gender bent.

No. 776833

>>776831
This is really cute even though from the sounds of it reddit guy is not making cute fanfiction about you in return, which is criminal.

No. 776836

>>776800
Or maybe you are too precious to abuse, anon.

No. 776837

>>776825
Don't fall in love with a coomer. He's just gonna cheat on you by continuing to ERP with women on the internet. Coomers are not worth it and you're probably one of many he does that stuff with.

No. 776839

>>776800
I know that you know your mindset is illogical, but any potential abusers probably haven’t targeted you because they can’t envision you as a victim. If you’re going to base your worth on that (don’t), I’d argue that it means they know you’re too good for them. You may not have been targeted yet but your mindset is dangerous - already allowing fucked up people to define how lovable you are. Genuinely hope you’re able to overcome this outlook before you end up in a bad situation.

No. 776843

>>776825
>sharp teeth
>attractive
I will never understand rpfags

No. 776846

>>776832
Kek, that saga actually filled me with secondhand embarrassment for the guy, because I kind of get it. At least I only did this after interacting multiple times with my person, though.

>>776833
That’s true, he doesn’t do nearly as much for me. I think at this point, I might just projecting the character I made up onto him. He could even be lying about some parts of his life, and I wouldn’t even know.

>>776837
Yeah, you’re right, anon. I’m just going to get hurt if I get caught up in my feelings. I think I’ll start keeping more of the weird stuff to myself and be a bit more normal with him. Hopefully he doesn’t notice and start asking if he did something wrong lmfao, then I’d start feeling bad.
At least my fictional husbando will never betray me.

No. 776870

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I had my first job at a restaurant when I was 15-17. It was a family business (I wasn't part of the family) so you can imagine how toxic it was, kek. There was a chef there who was always really nice to me so I liked him. He was into anime, he told me I should call him "senpai" and he'd call me "name-kun"… just now I'm realizing how creepy and weird that was. I laughed it off when he told me that, thank God I didn't do it and feed into his weirdo scrote fantasy

No. 776878

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I may just be paranoid but I am genuinely afraid my sister's bf is going to troon out.
He really likes cosplaying female characters and being in drag. I understand it's entirely possible he just likes the attention of dressing in drag and is comfortable being male. But it's always in the back of my mind…

No. 776883

>>776870
Just reading that made me physically cringe. You poor thing

No. 776885

>>776878
I feel your pain anon. I'll probably get flack for this, but I actually like men wearing non gender-conforming clothes (dresses, skirts, heck even the maid outfits). I think the contrast is cute when they're still physically masculine. It's such a shame that it's impossible to enjoy it without knowing 90% or more who do it aren't just dressing that way to be creative and nontraditional but also want to be sissified/debased/engage in some other sort of sexist fetish. Scrotes really do ruin everything. Hope your sister's boyfriend is one of the few who can take part while still being comfortable with the fact he's a man.

No. 776892

>>776885
Me too anon! I'll always support GNC dudes who like wearing feminine things and are comfortable with their sex.
I get worried tho since Tranny rhetoric is strong, especially on social media. I really don't want to go full TERF on my sister if he does. I love her a lot.

No. 776915

>>776892
>>776885
I've always thought muscly guys in thongs/garters/heels was hot af and now it's been ruined by the current state of the internet, just let a straight girl enjoy a dick that's barely covered by something pink

No. 776945

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I can't stop reading the Korean manga sadistic beauty, I'm usually not that into femdom but something about this just works so well and plays into my ladyboner for dressing embarrassed flustered hot guys in panties and watching them try to cover up. Idk I'm fucking weird but it's like a different kind of fantasy I get from time to time and this read really helps get that out when a new chapter comes out. I would never tell anyone I'm into this ever irl or social media. I hope my tablet is burned when I die.

No. 776947

>>776825
Serial-killer-ERP anon here and I need you to know that even I think this is pretty sad. You deserve someone who will love your autism, anonita.

(still not murdered btw)

No. 776960

>>776945
I was ashamed to have read the webtoon household affairs, although the femdom shit just grossed me out there and still does (although the fetish in general grossed me out). I was mostly there for the drama and gory shit. the ending was absolute garbage tho

No. 776998

Wearing a mask and something that fits me like a garbage bag makes me soooo happy

No. 777000

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>>776998
Idk if you're talking about masks like pic, but I also love them because of how warm they keep my face. I don't think I'll stop wearing them, even when restrictions are lifted

No. 777002

I have just watched the most disturbing movie ever! I don't understand it like wtf is this who thinks of something like this and why so many people agreed to participate in the making of it

No. 777004

>>777002
Well, what was it?

No. 777005

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I am married, have a good job, own a house, and am doing well for myself given I came from trash. I hate myself and my life though and I constantly think about killing myself. I keep sabataging my job and my gradschool progress for who knows what reason. I have been sitting on my bathroom floor pretending to shower for an hour so I can just cry to myself. I'm on Paxil for my ptsd but I don't think it's helping my chest always hurts and living feels unbearable.

One of the only things in life that brings me joy is matcha. I love everything about it, the color, the smell, the taste, the texture.. it's perfect and I'm going to get up now and take a shower + make myself some matcha and pretend this past hour didn't happen. I'll lie to my husband and tell him I was picking out ingrown hairs or something.

Posting this here instead of vent because I've never told anyone this before.

No. 777006

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>>776945
I read this before and I get it. I would never tell people I read S Flower, which is like the shittier cousin of Sadistic Beauty story wise. I also would never, ever tell a soul irl or on social media (attached to my identity) that I read yaoi, or how much of it I’ve read. I tried to make a separate social media account for it and it’s fun to talk to others about these things but I don’t think I could live if I had to explain to anyone who knows me what this shit is and why I read it. I hope my tablet explodes when I die too. All of my devices actually. I didn’t want to sell my out of commission ipad from school (this is another confession, I got an ipad from school years ago and used it for bullshit and would tell them I forgot it at home when they asked for inspections initially but really it was because I was fucking stupid and didn’t think to use dropbox or onedrive to save my cringe yaoi shit and would save it directly on the ipad. They never asked for them back so naturally I and many others did not give them back and that was how I solved that problem.) because I didn’t have a chance to wipe it before it broke and I fear that the traces of shitty webtoons and manga will still be there if anyone looks for it. There’s good, normal manga and webtoons on it too, but I don’t think that matters and it’s not nearly as humiliating as gay cartoon porn.

At one point my password was “ifyoutouchmyipadyouwilldie” or some shit because I was mad at my grandmother because she made me be around my cousin who I was fighting with. I was so deranged I even used it as an imaginary death note at one point because I was too retarded to reasonably explain how I feel and deal with consequences. If I could go back in time I would run myself over.

picrel Also I’m like 1000% sure either the illustrator for Sadistic Beauty was responsible for Cherry Boy, That Girl or I’m stupid and this is a common enough art style for webtoons that just so happens to have the same instructions for drawing people, clothes, scenery, and movement even though I’ve never seen this style outside of a handful of webtoons and none match up as perfectly besides these two. But it even has a similar cross-dressing element and a prominent strong female main character and loser whiny guy chasing after her too. I swear they were created by the same person. There’s too, too many similarities.

No. 777008

>>777000
>>776998
I'm gonna be wearing my masks until the end of time. Not gonna catch me letting strangers breathe all over me ever again. You should try out the airism masks from uniqlo. Those things feel like heaven embracing your face. I originally ordered a medium but slightly but uncomfortably tight around my ears, but a large is so comfortable. Its legit so fucking soft.

No. 777014

>>777005
Have you tried other medications? Maybe Paxil just isn't the one for you. I swear by Lexapro, that shit really changed my life for the better. It got rid of my anxiety-induced stomach pains immediately. Went from 10mg to 15mg, then up to the 20mg I've been sitting on for about three-ish years now. Hydroxyzine works wonders when your mind and heart start racing. Can't be anxious if you're asleep! Do you see a therapist at all? That may help as well, should it be possible to get one. I know they can be costly…

If switching SSRIs doesn't work, your body may just not like them. There are also SNRIs (Venlafaxine), and tricyclic antidepressants (Amitriptyline). There are an absolute ton of medications for depression/anxiety/PTSD, and you might have to experiment until you find what fits best.

Matcha is truly wonderful, I love it too.

No. 777038

One time, out of spite, I started and finished an entire game in one sitting because this bitch who had NEVER expressed interest in it before started to copy me. It felt like she wanted to beat it before me, so I sat the fuck down and played from 5PM to 5AM.

Fuck you bitch.

No. 777039

>>777038
samefag it was Life is Strange

No. 777046

>>774180
Not gonna make it.

No. 777089

While I appreciate being hotter and healthier I miss how little I thought about my body growing up. I grew up in a very controlling environment so even my food was controlled. I was insanely skinny until I moved out on my own and gained 80lbs in two years. Even as I was gaining weight I didn't think about my bod. One day I decided I felt uncomfortable and decided to lose some weight and I was obsessed after losing the first 5lbs. I'm a normal weight now but I don't think I will ever be able to enjoy food and be ok with my body ever again.

No. 777090

>>777038
This is amusing, please tell me more about that bitch

No. 777093

>>777089
>I don't think I will ever be able to enjoy food and be ok with my body ever again.
Ugh same. Ever since I first tried dieting a decade ago I've been stuck in a binge/restrict cycle and I know I am going to obsess over food forever. It's really depressing to know I'm going to spend the rest of my life either binging or dieting and being bigger than I'm comfortable with, I wish I could eat in moderation and just be normal about food rather than think about it 24/7.

No. 777097


No. 777111

>>777039
Hope you enjoyed it at least anon! Even though I didn't like it that much myself kek

No. 777126

>>777111
Based double trips

No. 777169

I HATE MEN HATE THEM HATE THEM FUCK MOIDS FUCKING WORTHLESS WALLETS FUCK… is what I was gonna say but the guy texted back. ;)

No. 777177

>>777002
title?

No. 777185

>>777093
The only way to break the cycle is to stop restricting. If you keep restricting you will keep binging and if you keep binging you will keep restricting.

I got out of this by just forcing myself to eat 3 normal meals a day that neither my restrictive nor my binge side liked. But once you actually start fueling your body regularly your urge to binge on crap starts to go away. It's your brain sending out the wrong signals cause you are depriving your body.

It goes against your instinct and I still sometimes want to binge or restrict and it's not always perfect but so much better. Never gonna be normal about food, but it is what it is.

No. 777371

I lurk the Genshin Impact thread on /m/ just to catch up with the drama, I give zero fucks about the game itself, but the fanbase is hysterical, bunch of terminally online kinnies playing babby's first gacha.

No. 777385

>>777002
you can't just say that and not say the title of the movie!!!!!! what was it anon?

No. 777389

>>777002
Is it that one where they shot live kangaroos dead?

No. 777395

>>776846
>At least I only did this after interacting multiple times with my person, though
At least. Anon its not that much better.

No. 777397

>>777371
Never thought that game would cause so much chaos.

No. 777439

>>777371
For the longest time, I thought that Omori would be the game that would cause the biggest storm once it came out. I'm actually surprised by the amount of drama and RaymondIsMyComfortCharacter-ing that is coming for a gatcha game.

No. 777450

My annoying coworker and I were splitting a PO Box. (This is before I found out how annoying she is) She decided not to renew with me. Turns out she has a package that's arrived and she wants to borrow the key. I'm going to claim I can't find the key the entire time.

Maybe you should stop trying to leech off of my PO Box and being annoying before you pull this shit.

No. 777465

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>>777450
You petty but I like it

No. 777494

I think I may have been inadvertently responsible for killing my childhood cat. she was 14 years old and liked to go outside and after being out in the cold for too long one winter she developed something I can only assume was pneumonia. my older sister was the primary caretaker of the cat and she told me not to tell our mom she was sick because we were very poor and couldn't afford to take her to the vet. so I didn't. I never told anybody she was sick until not long after she died in kind of a gruesome way while my sister wasn't home. I was the one who watched her die and had to tell my mom she was dead and I cried the most I think I ever had in my life. my mom was shocked and had assumed she died from old age but was taken back by the way she died. I felt completely responsible for her death because if I would've told my mom I know she would've taken her to the vet and although she still probably would've died maybe it would've been less painful. the only people who know to this day are me and my sister and it bothers me so much that I still cry thinking about it.

No. 777501

>>777450
So she's still trying to send mail to a PO box she no longer pays for?
Pretty low, that isn't right and I'd tell her as much.

No. 777508

>>777501
I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and think that someone sent her something at the end of March and she didn't realize it. But you're right, maybe she should have thought about that issue ahead of time before deciding not to renew and give the key back? Now I'm really going to procrastinate getting her package back to her kek.

No. 777521

When I was 14 I went to our city's anime/comic con and since it was reaching 10pm there were adult panels that started showing. Security kicked me and my friend out to the city street instead of us sitting inside because we were waiting for a parent to pick us up and scared of curfew.

Another time I went to free scuba diving lessons again as a teen. The guy who took pictures of everyone swimming took a lot of me. When the lesson was over he gave me a card with his name and number. This guy was like 30+ hitting on a oblivious high schooler. I waited months hoping to see my photos on their facebook and never did. I dont doubt that creepy fucker took off with the sd card or downloaded my swin suit photos. His card was given away or thrown in the trash since I didn't plan to actually pay for lessons. At the time I thought it was just his business card but I'm pretty sure it had ~ text me ~ on one side.

No. 777591

>>777494
Damn, this hit hard. You were just a little kid, and you didn't know what to do. I understand feeling "stuck" that way, especially with other family members kind of guilting you, please don't blame yourself. I'm sure your cat's already forgiven you.

No. 777644

Not to sound like a troon, but I kind of wish I had female friends to share NSFW things we all find hot with, in a sort of platonic way.
I don’t even really want to do sexual things with anyone. I just want to be like “How about this, good content right”/“Fuck yeah”. Maybe like the kink threads on /g/, but more general and casual.
I know it’s approaching coomer mentality to want to befriend people based on shared fetishes, but fuck it’d be fun.

No. 777686

I love using wheelbarrows

No. 777687


No. 777689

>>777687
I said what I said

No. 777690

>>777686
I understand anon. They are hella fun. Its also fun to ride in one.

No. 777691

>>777689
But…what does it mean

No. 777692

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>>777691
One of these bad boys

No. 777693

>>777692
Ugh anon, its too sexy, gotta spoiler that shit.

No. 777694

>>777690
A woman of class & adventure

No. 777696

>>777692
Oh, I see. I thought wheelbarrow was some kind of euphemism. Have fun on your farmer equipment, queen!

No. 777698

>>777696
Thank you fellow Stacy!

No. 777711

I like seeing other people shipping the characters I like to ship. Went to cc and someone posted C.C x Lelouch art. It will always be superior to Kallen x Lalouch.

No. 777825

>>777644
I thought I had a friend like this but then I found out she was feeding info back to her husband and I was so so mortified.

No. 777838

shaved after a month of not shaving. I swear I shed an entire shih tzus worth of hair. damn I wish my body hair didn't grow as fast or faster than my damn head hair, it's nasty

No. 777843

>>777644
I recently had the same thought. I used to have loads of online friends who I could talk about that kind of stuff with but we all drifted away. Lately, I have found myself wanting to get back into roleplaying and stuff as well. I feel like I have gone back in time. But yes, coomerish or not, I do miss having other females input on sexy things in a platonic way.

No. 777852

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Out of nostalgia I visited the tumblr of someone I followed back in like 2015. Their last posts were vague messages about how they didn't use tumblr anymore and how they were happy and making money in their new career. I went from curious to totally obsessed in like an hour while combing their blog for clues I could use to find their new social media presence (I got a first name, city, hints at what that new career was, some selfies). I used those to find their new instagram and saw that they really were thriving, popular, and clearly happy. Now I'm momentarily emotionally invested in and extremely proud of a low-tier celeb who doesn't know I exist

No. 777875

Absolutely hate the state of the internet. It’s actually ruined. Wow holy fuck. Yet I can’t stop using it because

No. 778006

File: 1617803301760.jpeg (7.5 KB, 200x187, DA03CD65-8090-4E1F-9042-9A78F0…)

Here to post in my moment of weakness that I still wish I could cut my tits off

No. 778213

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when i was 4 i had an imaginary “holiday cabin” where i went to hang out with my favourite characters who all lived there. i had a layout of the rooms in my head and everything. whenever i was going to invite a new character i’d think of an elaborate story of how i met and befriended them and throw them a welcoming party. it was basically a harem because all my husbandos lived there.

my first guest was the danonino dinosaur.

No. 778218

>>778006
Anon why

No. 778230

>>778213
ily anon. I had a huge crush on woody from toy story when I was the same age and would pretend he was my boyfriend, like picture him human sized and next to me in the car or laying in bed with me.

No. 778233

>>778213
This is so cute, I wish that cabin was real

No. 778243

>>778006
Same, I got over my troon phase like 5 years ago but I still want to be flat. Grateful to at least have naturally barely-there chest going on but i sort of wish my body just committed all the way and gave me absolutely nothing.

No. 778245

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I’ve been thinking of making a suicide tips website or social media account

People should have the right to end their lives successfully

No. 778249

I secretly want all cows to succeed. I wish shayna and ariana would take our advice and do a little better

No. 778250

>>778245
sure if you want to get doxxed because you will. or at least banned

No. 778252

>>778245
Interesting, I remember there being a wiki full of suicide tips but I forgot the name and it's probably deleted now. Research the legality, unfortunately you can get in a lot of trouble helping people kick the bucket. Even if the person is very sure that he/she wants to die, you'll have to possibly deal with their families, friends, canceling and shaming, and legal threats. I know it's fucked up but I support your idea, life is getting worse and worse why not help people who want a way out?

No. 778253

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i own over 20 furbys from the 90s, currently browsing shelves to display the new ones i have coming in the mail. why am i so retarded when it comes to spending money

No. 778257

>>778245
Couldn't that potentially get you in trouble with lawenforcement? I mean you don't want anyone claiming you assisted someone in suicide. At least be very careful when you do it.

No. 778258

>>778252 is it lostallhope?

No. 778259

>>778245
One already exists, actually- there's a whole forum and it's just a little ways down the google results.
Ironically, I think the people who could actually go through with a successful attempt all generally manage to find either that place or another method aggregate because they have the motivation to plan and execute the requisite actions.
People who don't have the motivation to dig for an answer typically have the brand of executive dysfunction that wouldn't have allowed for them following through in the first place; I get the impression they'd just ideate suicide and not induce it whether they were given resources or not. Little dark, but it really is an interesting dichotomy.

No. 778260

>>778245
there is already a pretty active forum for that that has way too much heat on it all the time especially when an member who went and successfully killed herself brought news attention to it.

No. 778263

>>778258
Yes! I believe so. They definitely changed the site compared to how it was years ago, but they still have legit info on there.

No. 778270

>>778250
>>778252
>>778257
>>778259
>>778260
What? Oh my god anons give me the sauce. But I’m the samefag and I was thinking of the legality but it isn’t an attention whore thing it’s like, why aren’t people allowed to kill themselves without severe bodily harm or failure? If they truly want to kill themselves, then they need to do it safely and even through medical supervision, but most societies especially in Western societies weaponize things like suicide and drugs as means for state and “moral” control.

No. 778280

>>778253
Same, anon. What color Furbies do you have? Do you have the infamous Kid Cuisine one?

No. 778285

>>778270
its an easy search. the general crowd sourced info is relatively 'safe' and effective but costly and even offered a subforum for pacts but doubtful you would have the means to support something that could be so risky.

warning are given to be careful who to meet up with because people could lure you for murder (lul) or sexual assault or robbery or whatever. the effects of a failed attempt could be horrendous, what if a member buys drugs or service from a supplier that fail to work? what if these means are used in murder? you as the owner could be culpable. just as you said, self chosen death or assisted suicide is frowned upon. so imagine you run a collective of a means for death.

No. 778291

>>778270
It's not natural to want to end your life, survival is our most primal instinct. If someone wants to die there's something very wrong with them and they need and deserve help and treatment. Someone doesn't want to "truly kill him/herself" when there's severe mental health issues involved. There are extreme cases where assisted suicide is justifiable (terminally ill people and unbearable chronic pain come to mind) but it's not as easy "well if they want dead we should just let them".

No. 778347

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I'm going to buy a puppy from a breeder one day. I used to be strictly pro-rescue and adoption but the more I've though about it, I want to know all of the dogs past history and train them properly from the beginning instead of retraining a likely very traumatized ill-behaved adult aged shelter dog. I grew up with super sweet rescue dogs but there was so much odd behavior and mysterious histories that came with them and stayed their whole lives. I also just want a puppy so badly; a dog who's whole life I can spend with them. Of course I'd do my research and choose a reputable breeder that prioritizes health and temperament over aesthetics. I feel guilty about it though. Adoption is objectively the more ethical choice.

No. 778360

>>778347
I hope you'll find the puppy of your dreams anon! I don't think there's anything wrong with getting a dog from a respected, reputable breeder. I think there are lots of people who equate it to puppy mills, but there's a lot of information out there now and that just isn't the case! Some people are not cut out for adopting a dog that may have a lot of trauma or issues, and some people may want a pet in their life but the adoption process can be so insanely difficult for some people. I have a friend who got his cat from some random lady off craigslist but the cat passed away, and now he's trying to adopt but shelters make it (for good reason) so insanely difficult. He has to relive the trauma of losing his first cat (they asked what happened), they want his paystubs, copies of his apartment lease, references from a whole bunch of people. Yes, wanting these animals to go to a good home is great! But sometimes it feels very off putting and jumping through the hoops time and time again feels so tiring.

My dog did not come from a reputable place. We got her when I was very young and the internet wasn't what it is today, so I didn't even know puppy mills were a thing. My poor dad had been trying to adopt a dog for the longest time for me, but shelters turned him away or let another family adopt the dog before us. I remember driving two hours somewhere with him to go to a shelter to meet a dog and going home with no dog. He got fed up and found a pet shop and we got my current dog. She doesn't have any insane health issues that aren't uncommon for her breed so I assumed maybe she came from a reputable breeder, but I found her records in our apartment and she definitely came from a backyard breeder lol. It sucks, but I know better now and what's done is done. Sorry for the breeder sperg. I have no problems with whichever reputable place people choose to get their pets from, but I don't like it when people equate responsible breeders to backyard breeders, or shame people who choose to get a dog from a breeder.

No. 778391

>>778360
>they want his paystubs, copies of his apartment lease, references from a whole bunch of people.
I learned this myself last year. I wanted to adopt a dog from a rescue group when lockdown started but this shit was so egregious. They wanted to send a person to my apartment to inspect it (again, during lockdown), like wtf. I get you don’t want to give your dogs to irresponsible morons, but I couldn’t believe how invasive the whole thing was. I really don’t want to buy a dog since my family has always adopted, but they sure don’t make it easy or appealing.

No. 778429

>>778391
I remember reading a post somewhere about how this person wanted to adopt a dog, went through the whole application process and home checks and everything, but didn't get the dog. Fine, whatever, but then they saw the same shelter still posting about the dog needing a home. It seemed more like the shelter was too obsessed with finding the absolute perfect home and willing to keep that poor dog in the shelter for way longer than necessary. I'm sure not all shelters are like this and it's just a part of the process, but it sucks that there are people who can definitely provide for these animals not getting to give them a home because of one misstep here or there.

No. 778440

>>778429
I actually had a friend who had this exact same thing happen. She said they denied her because her apartment was too small and the dog wouldn’t be able to move around, but it’s not like she lives in a closet. It’s a pretty decent size and she lives near a park. It would be great if we all lived on 40 acre farms where our dogs could frolic and play, but I don’t see how an apartment is worse than living at a shelter.

No. 778453

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>>778360
You made me feel a lot better about my possible future decision, thanks anon! Youre right about the massive difference between backyard breeders/puppy mills and responsible breeders.

I had kind of forgotten about the shelter process. Way back when my parents were trying to get our first dog we were rejected multiple times on the basis of my age. I was 8 or 9 at the time. I had a really middle class childhood: decently sized two story house, big front and back yard, and parents who were both in the position to work from home. What else did they want? I even recall at one particular shelter they wouldn't let you pick a dog but instead would match you with one after an interview. I get it to an extent but man, do you really have to wait for the perfect, moderately active, 30-something childless trust fund couple to arrive in order to send your dog to a loving home? I dunno.

No. 778456

I adopted a dog from a pet store, he's still going strong at 17 years old.
I didn't know better back then (I was a kid) but even now I wouldn't be opposed to it! Those dogs still deserve love and they're less expensive than going to a breeder, or a shelter that has pages long of requirements to adopt.
I say go with your gut and the pup you fall in love with no matter where they're from.

No. 778523

I took photos of myself and got off to them. Now I feel like a female AGP.

No. 778525

>>778456
>Those dogs still deserve love
As long as people keep thinking like this a new dog will take the place of the sold dog and the cycle continuous.

No. 778527

>>778456
You still have the logic of a child

No. 778528

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Whoever that anon or anons are who post yaoi on moid boards to piss them off, you guys are my heroes.

No. 778536

>>778456
Less expensive how? The puppies I see at pet stores have a huge markup compared to buying directly from a breeder, are you sure you didn’t mistake a “take me home” box in front of Walmart for a pet store?

No. 778570

>>778456
Assuming those dogs come from a puppy mill (not an usafag, but the low price points to it)…
I know it sucks for the puppy, especially since he's an innocent victim in all of this, but by buying him you support people who breed his mother to death in a dark cellar and throw her away like trash once she's not needed if she somehow survives. There is also a high chance of the puppy having tons of genetic illnesses since puppy mills have no problem breedong a mother with a child or her brother etc.

No. 778580

>>778570
Um kek but I’m a usafag and I will never understand puppy-mill stuff. My own mom wants a dog but she doesn’t want a “mutt” (speaks volumes about some of her personality traits, I know) but whenever we would go to those stores the dogs would run into about a month’s rent which was around 1,500$-2300$ or even more. If they’re referring to breeders as puppy mills it definitely isn’t true that because they’re bred from someone doesn’t mean the price to buy one from a store will be cheaper, farthest from the truth but that is the only experience I had so idk.

No. 778594

my bf is a youtuber, he's not very popular but he still gets fangirls sending him their tits in DMs and shit like that, whenever I see another scandal of a big youtuber being exposed for fucking his fans despite being in a relationship I wonder if that shit will happen to me one day, especially because he was kinda an incel before he met me

do you think that men can resist this temptation or nah?

No. 778597

>>778594
if you're not exaggerating and he was actually an incel then I'm gonna say no

No. 778601

>>778580
Not sure if I understand you correctly but I imagine that the price hike goes like this
buying directly from a puppy mill -> buying from a pet store (if they get puppies from a mill) -> buying from a reputable, registered breeder
Speaking as an eurofag, I bought a purebreed dog from a breeder (I considered adopting from a breed-specific organization, however decided I'm not ready to take care of a dog with lifelong conditions that requires almost 24/7 care). I had to join a waitlist (waited like 9 months) and paid about $1000. To compare, puppies from a mill are being sold constantly (wonder why). No need for a waitlist, you just reply to an advert on a craigslist equivalent. The puppy costs around $500, often even less. The price of getting a cheap animal is supporting abuse as well as a huge risk of your dog suddenly fucking dying or developing serious health issues.
In my country there were several puppy mill rescue operation and the quality of life of the dogs there was appalling. Real nightmare shit.

No. 778621

>>778456
I’m the anon who posted a bit earlier with a dog that came from a backyard breeder/pet shop and I can’t agree with this sentiment. Would I go back and make the choice to get my dog again? Absolutely. Would I ever get from a pet shop who gets their supply from backyard breeders/puppy mills in the future? Absolutely not. Those dogs still deserve love but if I ever get a puppy mill dog it’ll be from a shelter who rescued one. There’s supply and demand and puppy mills will never stop bringing genetically fucked up dogs into this world as long as people demand it. Responsible, ethical breeders are expensive for a reason.

No. 778627

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No. 778637

>>778627
He is really funny and cute and smart and good in bed too. I just want to be the Marzia to his Pewdiepie and not the Heidi to his ProJared.

No. 778647

>>778594
>he was kinda an incel before he met me
why.. why even date that in the first place

No. 778654

>>778601
That makes total sense now! Never understood why they were that expensive.

No. 778655

>>778637
Didn't Pewdiepie met Marzia through fan DMs?
Anyway, you never know, if you're confident enough to not have the knowledge that women are very interested in your boyfriend ruin your day, maybe it will be fine. People like Mortem3r and Egoraptor seem to have a very good relationship and he's a pretty popular content creator so it's not necessarily impossible.

No. 778665

>>778594
Anon, he's an incel. As all incels, he sees you as a hole and will ditch you for the first e-girl looking fan willing to fuck him, especially of she's hotter than you. Why the fuck would you date an incel? They're all the same.

No. 778669

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>>778647
I didn't know when I first messaged him, I really just wanted him to make a video about a topic I was interested in and we started talking and kinda hit it off

>>778665
idk, I guess cause I am kind of a femcel and I don't know many normies who can laugh at funny internet memes with me and he tells me about all the girls who message him, none of them have been hotter than me so far tho, they are all pretty fat, but I am worried what will happen if one of them is really hot

>>778655
thank you for the only positive reply so far, I really hope it will be fine cause I really like him

No. 778672

>>778669
Imo it's weird that he likes to tell/show you about the women who hit on him, but whatever.

No. 778674

>>778669
>I don't know many normies who can laugh at funny internet memes with me
You have to be 18 or older to post here.

No. 778701

>>778669
>none of them have been hotter than me so far tho, they are all pretty fat

Cool, so he's not cheating on you because hot girls don't want him. Cross your fingers that doesn't change!

No. 778703

>>778669
Go back to crystal.cafe please

No. 778725

>>778594
>>778669
If he has a separate twitter/IG for his youtube fanbase it shouldn't be a problem for him to let you look through his DMs when you want to, since it should just be fans and people wanting to collaborate. I'm not really one of those people that thinks your phone should be unlocked for your partner to look through at all times but your boyfriend should understand this is a different situation and looking through his youtube related DMs should be equivalent to looking through someone's LinkedIn DMs. It's simply inevitable that one day a very attractive woman will start flirting or sending nudes; you can't just count on that never happening. I do think men can resist this temptation, but how incel are we talking? Was he an autistic redditor before or an /r9k/ women-are-holes type?

>>778672
It would be weird if he didn't. If my boyfriend got sent a nude by some girl I'd expect him to tell me about it. Keeping that sort of thing a secret is fishy.

No. 778729

>>778672
It would only be weird if he tells her in a boasting kind of way; "look at all these girls dming me! Are you jealous yet?" If it's for full transparancy then it's a good thing.

No. 778769

I love talking shit about my exes online

No. 778770

>>778669
>none of them have been hotter than me so far tho, they are all pretty fat
Lmao as if fat and ugly ever stopped a cheating scrote. If anything he's trying to disarm your suspicion while he graciously accepts these "uggo" advances. Why waste your time with this ticking bomb? Must be desperate for validation.

No. 778812

>>778795
Honestly I don't know why people are being so hard on you. It sounds like he's being transparent and as long as that communication continues it's a healthy relationship. There are plenty of male celebrities that have crazy, horny, rabid fans that can keep it in their pants and remain faithful to their wives. It sounds like your bf hasn't shown any interest in these women thus far and so there is really no indication he would cheat. You can of course never truly know but that's what trust is about.

No. 778863

>>778770
This 100%. My boyfriend ex friend was a serial cheater and constantly cheated on his funny, smart, medical school girlfriend who was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen with

No. 778865

there is a reason why streamer and youtubers are known for cheating. i hope anon learns to love herself

No. 778869

I wanted to buy a breast enlargement cream when I was a teen only because I wanted a bigger chest,I even wanted those infamous f cup cookies.

No. 778871

>>778770
My ex pocket dialed me when I was outside of the bar he was in. I thought I heard him chatting some woman up I heard him compliment her breasts (he said something drunk and incoherent but I heard "you've got great breasts" charming..) and stormed back in lol. Low and behold he was chatting up an absolute hambeast who I noticed earlier in the evening. They both saw me and she split and my ex immediately started to love bomb me. Found out he was constantly cheating on me on nights out. It's best not to compare yourself to the other woman it's literally more to do with the lack of respect he has for you rather than who gets his dick hard.

No. 778875

>>778871
>rather than who gets his dick hard
Men will fuck anyone who let them. Even a three legged hunchback fatty can get laid because it's a """fun experience""" to tell the guys about

No. 778876

>>778812
Secure men who are successful or hot don't need to prove themselves and are perfectly happy with their girlfriends, ugly lowlife men will cheat on amazing gfs with bottom of the barrel women just so they can run around and brag about how it's actually them cheating/their body count/how much pussy they get/etc

No. 778878

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I met a farmer in the old /g/ friend finder and we actually ending up hitting it off pretty well in Discord. I ended up sperging a bunch about irrelevant shit and now I feel too cringe to message her back, plus I kind of had a crush on her but she had a BF. Anyway…hope she's doing well.

No. 778882

>>775254
oh my god, english isn't my native language and i love the word retard and retarded… they just sound so funny to me and i guess since i'm esl they just don't sound that offensive to me. i mean i don't go around saying those words but i do sometimes say them when i am alone and laugh by myself and then i feel guilty lmao

No. 778883

>>778875
True. My ex was a literal alcoholic. He would get so drunk if I was the only woman at a hang out he'd mistake me for one of the guys and I'd hear their awful hook up stories. I found out one guy was cheating on his pregnant fiancé and my ex was just a retard and would reminisce about past hook ups in front of me then sober up and be absolutely flabbergasted how I knew his shady past. He would rat on himself a lot. I was so dumb to stick around to hear it and then become a sad act in his queer life.

No. 778914

I miss pre-20…..12? 13? weeb culture. Can't say this anywhere else because then I'd be gatekeeping, but I hate how watching anime is a normie thing now kek. I think in my country it happened with the release of SAO and SnK.

No. 778917

>>778878
That's a really cute hammy

No. 778951

>>778882
am burger and say retarded cunt nigger faggot and the like and i havent been cancelled out of existence. to quote based jkr

>Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself

No. 778953

>>778951
>am burger and say retarded cunt nigger faggot

You're so brave for posting this.

No. 778956

>>778882
I’m also ESL and I use the word faggot a lot, like newfag, namefag, scrotefag, It’s nice.

No. 778989

I know that I should clean my room
Or do this or that
Stop drinking soda this week
Make room in my house by removing the mess


But at this point I’m just not doing it as an act of rebellion.
The least I could do is actually do something fun and not piss away my time doing nothing even fun.
Guess I’m just hurting me and the people around me by being a dumb rebellious bitch.

No. 779005

>>778525
>>778570
>>778621
I'm not saying I would make that choice again now but if I fell in love with a dog from a less than reputable place, I couldn't promise not to adopt them. However I don't go to pet stores that sell animals thankfully.

No. 779009

>>778989
What song is this?

No. 779026

>>779009
Idk about you but I immediately thought of Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies
>All I wanted was a Pepsi

No. 779155

I don't care about the pandemic. I'm still traveling as much as possible given restrictions, going for drinks with friends, going to the gym, the works. I wear my mask and keep my distance from others and that's about it. I'm not going to put my life on indefinite hold just to "protect" fatties and old farts.

No. 779210

I dreamed that I did a sexual lord of the rings roleplay with my boyfriend. I was super aroused when I woke up.

No. 779211

I'm so tired of trying in life and getting nowhere. Skincare, working out, school, friends, etc. I was sewerslidal when I was younger but atleast my efforts paid off when I did try. I'm tired of trying.

No. 779220

I orgasmed in my dream and it felt so real and intense that I woke up and I'm writing this before I forget it lol

No. 779222

>>779210
>>779220
did you two share a dream kek ?

No. 779226

>>779155
god i wish that were me
this pandemic has made me hopeless and suicidal, i haven't left my house at all in a year now

No. 779238

>>779210
Lmao which characters were you, or was it just generalized elf x dwarf or something?

No. 779241

>>779155
Can't do any of that shit since everything's closed here, you're lucky.

No. 779477

i don't mind sex work/see it as the evil to end all evils. yeah it's shitty and exploitative but so many jobs are kek

No. 779481

>>779155
Nothing is closed where you live? Honestly I'm getting sick of barely being able to do what I want. I was always for a total lockdown at the very start, thinking that if everyone complied and were careful in general then there would be way less infections but I won't stop hearing about people getting sick from visiting their 20 family members all over the countries, their tinder date or from not wearing their masks properly, regardless of how at risk they are. Fuck them, I don't want to get sick again for several months because of these assholes again so I'm very careful and preventing myself from having a social life outside of the internet but I don't feel any pity anymore for the ones who die because of their own stupidity, especially the old farts with medical issues. It's a conflicting feeling.

No. 779488

>>779155
Honestly as long as you're wearing your mask and distancing, based enough. Hopefully you got/will get a vaccine when it's available to you as well. I got mine, and I think I'm about where you're at, though I don't go out often just bc I don't normally.

No. 779501

>>779155
>as much as possible given restrictions
> I wear my mask and keep my distance
If you're staying within the restrictions set for your country then what are you even confessing for? Who cares kek

No. 779536

I tried really hard to make a tulpa when I was 11 and I got really into the community online for a few years. I'm not gonna say that's the reason why my brain is fucked now but I'm sure it certainly didn't help.

No. 779593

When Bianca Devins was killed, I stared at the image of her with her throat slit for hours and cried. Not because I felt bad for her (though of course I did), but because I felt heart broken that even in death she was prettier than me. I think I'm a bad person.

No. 779598

>>779593
I heard about her not that long ago through a video by GamerFromMars or someone? And fell down a rabbit hole reading all the messages and dm's and saw the photos too, I feel bad as yeah it made me uncomfortable but I think I am too desensitised to seeing gore and stuff due to my morbid curiosity, so I think I am a bad person too.

No. 779600

>>779536
Sex right? Also tulpas aren’t real you should be fine

No. 779601

>>779536
I had never heard of tulpas but I had a character in my head all throughout my teens and semi-believed I had this companion spirit living in me. Then as an adult I got a very late autism diagnosis and figured that explained my lil imaginary friend. The first time I heard anyone talk about tulpas it was an autistic youtuber and it just seemed like the same maladaptive daydreaming to me, likely born out of not connecting with real people. Except hers had a sexual aspect. Mine was brotherly lol.

No. 779621

I peed in the shower

No. 779624

>>779621
I always pee before I get in the shower but the warm water makes me pee a little more every time.

No. 779626

>>778245
depressed.net/suicide/suicidefaq/index.html(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 779660

^
I didn’t even know these kinda sites were legal

No. 779663

>>779660
I don't think they are, or at least their legality is debatable.

No. 779685

>>779663
Dunno about other countries but this is definitely 100% legal in the US. Maybe you could get in trouble for harassing someone specific by sending them that link or info but nothing legally stops you from just publishing it online.

No. 779689

>>778245
I'm pretty sure these exist already, I remember finding a chart a while back that rated the painfulness of the different suicide methods based on the physical impact they have

No. 779701

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>>779626
>>779685
Those type of site are exactly why the state should propose a solution for euthanasia. If we had more legal structure, we could maybe save some of those people who are just going through a dark time and allow the more desperate case to kill themself peacefully and in full security.

No. 779809

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I have forum RP as a hobby (you can think of it as collaborative story-telling, or D&D without the table) and I just try to avoid writing romantic scenes with male role-players if I can.

It makes me feel silly, but moids annoy me. I won't say I blanket hate them (because there are and have been some decent to good men in my life) but overall the majority of my issues have been with….men. Idk

No. 779924

i attract people because i am good looking and inshape and can flirt but then they realize i am an unlikeable, unromantic person who takes forever to respond to text and doesnt know how to be tender and loving and they are repulsed

No. 779948

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I think I've ruined my life in spite of having a solid upbringing and I don't know how to fix myself.

Not a druggie, alcoholic, or anything, but so damn neurotic. I don't think I'm capable of intimacy, and it kills me because I want it so much? But then I'm afraid of actual intimacy? Rip to sanity.

A lot of it stems from body image insecurity, probably. I want a QT boyfriend or girlfriend, but whenever a real possibility approaches, I immediately sabotage myself into thinking that they'd probably find me gross and my personality unappealing. That comes from being rejected a lot by people, I think.

But I don't get why I react this strongly to romantic partners? I have not had too many bad experiences, as my dating experience is limited, and I wasn't abused in childhood (or now, even), so I don't get why I am so avoidant to something that I want.

Any kernels of advice appreciated. Even if it's just GIT GUD SWEATY.

No. 779950

>>779948
You are neurotic now, but I don't think this has to last forever. You can always change for the better!

What is it that bothers you about your self image? Have you thought that maybe other people like those certain things and don't ascribe to mainstream depictions of beauty? Those standars are lame either way. And well, maybe you spend too much time comparing yourself to other people? I think, if you go outside, you'll see more than 10 average to very not attractive couples dating and being happy. And they're having a blast!

I think you need to talk to a counselor about these issues. Go to some form of therapy. Your mental health and self image can be improved a lot, trust me. It's not the outside, it's the inside and the self sabotage. You don't have to suffer forever.

No. 779992

>>779948
Maybe not advice, but encouragement: don't give up on yourself or reject yourself anon, everything is temporary especially insecurity. You may find a feature deplorable today, but redeemable or even adorable another day. Remember to pull yourself back from your emotions enough to unpack when and why you're feeling what you're feeling. It takes a long time and a lot of conscious effort to open yourself up to being intimate or even vulnerable with others, but you can do it, by even thinking about it and being open to changing your mindset about yourself you are doing it! Go nonita go!

No. 780026

I would never kill my self but I wouldn't mind dying, like accidentally or if I could I just stop existing somehow, that would be great.

No. 780036

I had a (coherent) sex dream for the first time and it was lesbian. This tells us a lot about our society

No. 780037

I had an ex who had a son from a previous relationship. He only had the son 4 days of the month and he basically admitted to me (twice while drunk) that he regretted having his son. Said that he met the basic requirements of a 'weekend dad' but often thought about how much more time and money he'd have to himself if he never had him. He wasn't a fan of other peoples kids either and said his own was just about tolerable in small doses. He was pretty full on in being anti-kid but I don't want kids so it didn't bother me. A while into dating I was struggling with BC and came off of it because of the affect on my mental health, he booked a vasectomy with no hesitation.

Then when we broke up I found out he'd had an affair with a mother of 4 young kids and he was going to immediately move in with her and those 4 young kids and become a blended family??… Now I'm not usually the kind of person to spend years wondering how exes are doing but we've lost all contact and I have to admit I still think about it often. It was just such a sudden switch from everything he said in our 4 years together. Add on to that he wasn't a fan of bigger women and would sometimes be gross in how vocal he was about that.. she was within a weight range he'd usually point out to me and honestly just demean (it was one of his grossest habits that drove me mad) How do people change their tune that much? That's why it plays on my mind still. I'll be forever confused by it all especially as he wasn't young enough to be figuring out who he is still, he seemed very set in his ways. There were other factors like her being a single mom on benefits… again he was very vocal about thinking people without large incomes or great success have no business procreating 3 or 4 times. Altogether she ticked about a dozen boxes on the types of women he regularly mocked. If she could only hear the shite he regularly spewed about..all these boxes she weirdly enough ticked.

Imagine your partner spends 4 years describing the types of people he dislikes the most… and then right at the end of your relationship you find out there's been an overlapping affair in the last 6 months and he's about to dip and leave you for the exact woman he's spent years telling you is scummy or 'lesser than' in his eyes. It's a mindfuck.

No. 780038

>>780037
It’s like those men who say marriage aren’t for them but then get married within months with the next gf.
It’s weird, I get why you keep thinking about it, I would too

No. 780041

>>779948
I'm scared of intimacy but it's because of sex, it just looks unnatural, alien and grotesque to me. I have no idea where it's from, I didn't grow up in a religious household nor was I abused, it's probably just plain old autism. This is why I'm 28 and still a virgin, but since I don't particularly crave intimacy, I don't really care.
You shouldn't consider yourself a failure because you don't have a romantic life, maybe you should first focus on other aspects of your life (like friends, hobbies or work) and seek improvement through them, making you into a better and more confident person in the end, and thus be ready for relationships.

No. 780044

>>780037
Maybe he used mockery and insults as a cope for his secret attraction to fat girls. Hate and love aren't opposites, sounds like they were living rent free in his head.

Either way being a shitty deadbeat dad is a big red flag that he's a bad person and partner to begin with, maybe he just took whatever opportunity presented itself regardless of the consequences or what he actually wants out of life.

No. 780115

>>779626
Anon did not deserve to be banned. Fuck you jannies

No. 780128

>>779948
I have the same issue anon, but with time I came to crave a bit of intimacy, yet at the same time I would be disgusted by it because it would involve me being close to another person. And I find that fucking disgusting, no matter what I cannot see myself with someone I may be attracted to. I was called disgusting many times in my life and I guess it all stems from me never being close to anyone + being actually ugly and disgusting. Some people are just meant to be this way I guess.

No. 780212

>>779685
The website the anon posted is affected by British law anyways. Britfags ruin the fun

No. 780234

>>780037
Whenever a guy protests too much about a kind of woman he supposedly hates or doesn't find attractive, that's when you know who to look out for. He'd never bring those women up if they weren't on his mind. Men lie because they're cowards and opportunists.
Cowards because they can't just admit who they really like. Opportunists because they keep lying to those they don't like while they wait for their chance to be with someone whom they do.

No. 780302

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One of my recurring daydream is literally me going to summer camp and meeting my twin flame soul sister a la The Parent Trap
I’m 20 sighhh

No. 780308

>>780302
i hope that you’re my twin

No. 780376

>>780308
Me too bby

No. 780721

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the sensation of nails like picrel make me want to barf. i always cut my nails as short as possible. i cut all the white away. i can physically feel the white when it grows back in even a half a milimeter.

idc what other people do with their nails (though i find those really long ones people sometimes have on one finger repulsive) but on me i just cannot stand the feeling of nail length. i'll even deal with cutting too close and experiencing some pain from clipping my nail too short over letting a long nail stay

No. 780726

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>>780721
Same! I tried to grow them out a few times, but it was unbearable. It feels like the nail equivalent of a dog walking in shoes to me, it restricts me so much lmao.

No. 780734

>>780726
yeah i wanted to paint them and have nice nails but i just cannot stand the feeling. you have to completely adjust how you do things. and the sensation of nails on fabric is goddamn disgusting to me

No. 780854

Sometimes I like to take the art of artists I like for the most part and edit them slightly so I could like them even more. Like, maybe one draws everything else in a way I like, but the eyes might be too close together for my liking so I'll move them further apart. I save the "fixed" versions with the original in a folder to look at sometimes and compare them. Sometimes I take hentai pics where the guy has no face and draw a face on him

No. 780857

>>780854
don't just sit there post the side by sides

No. 780862

>>780721
I feel you anon, but at least you're actually trimming them. I used to bite my nails obsessively as a kid but when I got braces I couldn't bite em anymore so I resorted to like… picking them? Using my teeth to make an indent in the white part and then peeling it off from the side. It sounds horrible and it is and I always have hangnails

No. 780889

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>>780857
It's embarrassing but here's a couple

No. 780903

>>780889
top kek

No. 780907

I don't care about my appearance, and while I don't look like a slob, I put zero effort into making
myself attractive, I have no idea what to do with my hair or my face.

No. 780920

i thought i was over it but i just spent my morning coming to the sound of a fellow fujo doing an impression of my husbando and pretending to eat my pussy enthusiastically
this is a cry for help at this point

No. 780922

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I am falling in love with my nose after years of internalized hatred and visiting a plastic surgeon I see that this is the nose of my ancestors. My nose is formed like this because my ancestors had to moisten their breath through their noses in the hot ass desert of like the Middle East or Macedonia or some shit. My nose is beautiful and striking. Yes I would look a lot softer with a button or slopy nose but I was always meant to have a strong looking face. And it’s not bad at all I’ve never had a problem getting peen or puss so why did I ever hate it so much?

No. 780923

>>780922
I'm happy for you and your nose, but there's no desert in Macedonia.

No. 780926

I secretly think my friend is unattractive and I feel really bad about it

No. 780927

>>780922
>desert
>Macedonia
I can tell you're a new worlder just from this

No. 780943

>>780922
fuck these other bitches who ‘know’ shit about ‘basic geography’. good for your desert dwelling macedonian ancestors, and good for you!

No. 780952

This geography nose discourse gave me the life points I needed to get out of bed and go make breakfast
Or at least I hope that's the case after I write this

No. 781029

>>780943
>>780927
>>780922
>>780923
i love shitting on americans too but this might be a case of autocorrect not minding its business

No. 781071

I keep having sex dreams about my stepdad where he pimps me out
I hate it so much

No. 781083

I love Trisha Paytas, I watch all of her videos, especially since frenemies started

No. 781097

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i used to think i was a lesbian until i played the devil may cry games about three years ago…

No. 781106

>>781097
I mean…they aren't real men, anon

No. 781107

>>781106
so are exclusive waifu/husbandofags asexual then? just wondering

No. 781111

>>781107
I'm not sure but defining your sexuality based on fictional characters seems kind of flawed. How would that work, would you fuck someone cosplaying as the brothers?

No. 781115

>>781111
Not sure… I'll have to say I've had pretty… vivid fantasies involving certain fictional (animated) men. Even those that I know I would be definitely running away from if they were real. Not to mention some of them are rendered realistically enough and even modeled after real people in more recent games, even though their real life face models do virtually nothing for me.

No. 781116

>>781111
>would you fuck someone cosplaying as the brothers
asking the real questions here.

No. 781122

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>>781097
I don't want to start a husbando war but
Dante > Vergil

No. 781124

>>781122
they're both hotties, anon

No. 781133

I kinda want sex but I don't want to kiss a guy, to talk to him, or to have to face him during the act. Also don't want to put any part of him in my mouth or near my face. Mid-covid I could probably pass all that off as having safety concerns but that's just how I am in general.

No. 781138

I missing my brother recently, he's not dead or anything, he's living in another country and he seems to have plans on living their, he was a really positive impact on my life and maybe my first real friend

I wanna talk to him but I don't wanna come off annoy him to much

No. 781140

>>781133
masturbation doesnt do it for you? or if youre needing human contact, a woman isnt it? or if youre trusting of a guy enough tell him what you dont want.

No. 781142

>>781097
i have read so much dmc smut it should be illegal

No. 781166

I'm part of a discord that I half hatefollow, a good chunk of the userbase are whiny snowflakes who claim to be older than me; parents, married, etc, but they all act like a bunch of easily triggered pussies, which makes me wonder how they can do anything by themselves, let alone have children or husbands.

No. 781183

Whenever there are scenes in movies, shows, comics or whatever other media I might be consuming at the moment, where there are a group of people/friends standing up for someone I always get really bitter for a really long time. One of the reasons being that no one was there for me even when I reached out for help when I was in an abusive relationship nor when I had attempted suicide. I had to struggle on my own and get out on my own. So seeing those fantasy scenes really irks me and pisses me off.

No. 781203

>>781138
in the past i spent 4 years not talking to my brother a lot and it was surprisingly easy to reconnect and fall into a groove! it's not so difficult when it comes to family (unless there's obvious issues, but i don't think that's the case with you)
don't worry about annoying him anon! i'm sure he would love to hear from you more often too

No. 781214

>>778953
they were probably secretly banned

No. 781217

>>781166
narcs gather to find others crowdsourcing their pain and multiple wrong doings that are totally not their fault?

No. 781228

>>781214
i wasnt lol

No. 781236

>>781203
thanks anon. we still do talk, we talked for about like an hour 2 weeks ago, I still do have this childish and really selfish wish that if he directly part of my life

No. 781251

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I fucking hate the movie friends with benefits with mila kunis and justin timberlake with a burning passion because it glamorized the whole fwb and cool girl pick me thing. Fuck this shit.

No. 781252

>>781251
that was all movies in the 90s and 00s we are all sorry

No. 781254

>>781251
i knew i hated this stupid movie as a tween for a reason. then again I really hated sex for some reason

No. 781259

>>781251
This movie was with Timberlake? I never really watched it (just had it running in the background when it was on TV) but all this time I thought she did it with her husband lmao

No. 781272

>>781251
>>781252
Fuckin exactly. People idealizing the 2000's are always cringe. I hope to god they are all just zoomers who barely had formed brain cells during that time. Media was constant with the MPDG NLOG shit from indie to mainstream.

No. 781275

I sometimes like copy and paste replies from the non-english threads into google translate to read what they're talking about even though it doesn't make sense translated sometimes

No. 781279

>>781251
kinda related but I watched this movie when I was younger in the hotel lobby area with bad wifi when I was on holiday as I got sunburnt badly and had to stay inside for the day, that's what this movie reminds me of

No. 781284

>>776825
You need help

No. 781286

>>781251
I mean didn't it end with them starting to date officially, so pretty much defeating the message that fwbs are sustainable? But I do hate how the "cool girlness" is portrayed

No. 781301

I have the worlds ugliest pussy.

No. 781306

>>781301
No pussies are ugly nonny

No. 781316

I can't stop watching these trashy tik tok cringe compilations. It's a fucking train wreck circus on that app and I can't look away.

No. 781370

My nephew is my son now

No. 781373


No. 781410

i keep having sex dreams about my ex. we broke up two years ago and we only dated for a year and for the last half of it i dont even think i was that in love with him. last night this last sex dream was super intense. we had very passionate sex where we both cried, he held me, told me he loved me and how he we were going to get married and i told him how he was my soulmate. i woke up feeling so odd. these dreams always bring up such weird feelings for me. like i never even felt nearly that intensely for him in real life, why is my subconscious doing this. whats even worse is that im dating someone now and i feel so guilty like im having an emotional affair even though its just dreams and the feeling of wanting my ex back goes away after like ten minutes of waking up.

No. 781413

>>781373
I’m developing maternal feelings towards him

No. 781423

>>781413
thats nice anonita

No. 781523

i live in a third world country, in a shit area with no tourism. i know i will never go to Europe or meet someone from Europe in my entire life. "Dream big" but also don't live in delusion considering the shitty ass place you live and your niche skills… Anyways. Scrotes i dont know add me on facebook all the time and i delete them because fuck scrotes. Sometimes i do have a lot of friends in common and i delete them anyways cause fuck scrotes. I only add people and not the other way around because fuck scrotes… But today, a Brit scrote added me. i cant excuse myself, i cant. i thought he was cute cause he has European features and i dont see them very often, let alone so many of them in one person. i knew what was up but added him anyway, cause i just im sorry i thought he was very cute and yes my standars are very low considering people here even me are ugly as shit. he sent me a voice message and i was so excited i forwarded it to friends. his accent was so thick i didnt even understand a lot of what he said at first and just heard mumbling. he obviously asked for nudes after like an hour. i thought. is this worth it? to leave my dignity behind for a scrote cause he has pretty eyes and speaks in an accent? i fought it at first. but i couldnt help myself. so i sent nudes to a complete stranger i had known for less than two hours ONLY cause he was European and for no other reason. hes barely average good looking, yet i showed him nudes just cause he's brit…

No. 781692

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I feel maternal feelings towards Apu. Not Pepe. Just Apu. I think he's cute and I want to protect this sad little retard frog.

No. 781701

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>>781692
I do too anon! Pepe is ugly as sin and I care not for him, but I something about Apu makes me want to protect him.

No. 781703

I am thinking every day about suicide. I think the apathy and bad thoughts started when I was twelve.
I am now 23. Sometimes when I go outside I just think: "What if I lay down on the street maybe someone will run me over and I don't have to do all of this dumb shit anymore" or "What if I just jump out of the window". It just happens casually like that.

No. 781710

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>>781692
can someone please make an Apu thread? I just want to scroll through images of what goes on in his life

No. 781791

>>781703

Same. The thought of not wanting to live anymore has been there for many years, never went away.

No. 781946

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>>781692
>>781710
I'm okay with this. I have some cute pics saved. I only hate on them because male posters use them.

No. 781947

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No. 781989

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>>781947
what the fuck anon, thats so messed up

No. 782031

I got aroused watching The Human Centipede

No. 782058

I wish magic was real

No. 782067

If anyone remembers me as the anon who turned a guy with sex anxiety into a footfag, curing his erectional ills, he just sent me a screenshot of a pic of my feet on the beach as his background on his phone. Lmao.

No. 782071

>>782067
monetise this anon

No. 782086

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I wont respond to a redditors questions on the basis of their post history. I know this is some "Looked though your post history and Y I K E S" shit, but I cannot in god faith help a guy out who's most active subreddit is /r/femboyfitness or /r/incelswithouthate.
They do it to themselves too. They never post what they want me to critique, but instead say "Go find it in my post history". Never do they mention doing that requires going through 7 furry subreddits

No. 782089

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>>781989
revenge

No. 782093

>>782086
Give them terrible advice

No. 782098

>>782071
No thank u I’m a swerf!! (Just kidding, I can see why selling feet pics would be the easiest/lowest risk of all sex work but I can’t imagine a random guy just jerking it to my feet like it’s just sad! irl I love it though when a guy touches my feet during sex though cause I like mine being found attractive when a lot of people have a physical aversion/repulsiveness to feet even outside of a sexual context. When a guy puts my foot in his mouth during sex like I’m not /just/ a pair of feet to him cause I’m also like, his gf, the way that sending foot pics to a random would be)

No. 782122

I've never really cared about height. I don't mind dating men my own height(5"9) but I'm gonna start dating taller men. I want to be able to wear high heels without having to deal with their insecurities. I went out with a guy last year who was 6"4(and slightly overweight) and it was a completely different experience. He made me feel small and feminine and I liked it. I'M DONE WITH MANLETS and I'm gonna be picky af from now on. Men don't care about women so I'm gonna stop caring about them.
>confession because I'm ashamed of being a stereotype

No. 782179

what's basically my sleep paralysis demon takes the form of something I find disgustingly sexy irl and I hate how it's been incorporated into my literal fucking nightmares

those mesmerizing, bleary, dead looking eyes strand themselves in my brain

No. 782187

I have more regrets in life than things I don't regret.

No. 782234

I got a tattoo over my self harm scars not because I'm ashamed of them but because people now treat me like a recovered psycho, a poor tortured soul instead of an actively crazy bitch.

No. 782281

>>782234
I have one scar on my body from a mole removal years ago. I feel like my artist went out of her way to have my tatts stop next to that lil white bit of scar tissue and not be on top of it. So I just assumed scar tissue must not tattoo well. Do they actually take to scars ok?

No. 782282

>>782234
>>782281
am curious as well, because I wouldn't mind getting a small tattoo over a larger self harm scar, but it's only about a year and a half healed.

No. 782288

Sometimes I get salty as fuck when my friend is suddently an expert on something I exposed them to. Like bitch I MADE YOU. It's rude as fuck and sounds narc so I'll never tell them directly but I'm thinking it. Hack.

No. 782289

I have this habit of laying in bed in the evening, deciding I want to get myself off, doing clit stuff till I finish and then being so lazy afterwards that hours will pass by with me just laying there browsing the internet.. Mildly aware that I need to go dry myself off eventually.

When I do penetrative stuff I jump up straight afterwards and go clean up myself and the toy so I do have some standards

No. 782291

>>782281
Ayrt, it depends on a lot of factors. Like is the scar raised or dented, how deep, how old etc. It also depends on the artist. Some just aren't experienced at it. I got traditional so it's all thick black and it stuck well.
>>782282
Mine were completely healed, around 5-4 years old. The advice on this varies a lot, my artist said 3 years minimum but I know some work on even year old scars.

No. 782293

>>782291
Thank you! freshest ones are a few months so it likely wouldn't work. The main i want to cover is going to be two years old mid-year, but it was a fairly deep cut that required multiple stitches, that's why I'm not sure I'd want to risk it.

No. 782305

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>>782289
Tbh there’s nothing comfier than lazily flicking the bean and fantasizing until you doze off, don’t even bother finishing half the time tbh. I hate to say it but I understand why scrotes fall asleep with their hand in their boxers

No. 782307

>>782305
Lmaoo I do the same all the time. Comfiest sleeps

No. 782333

i'm buzzed off white wine and alone for the first time in like a year and all my repressed lesbian tendencies are uncontrollably bubbling to the surface. i have a nice bf but i just want to suck on some boobies so badly it physically hurts. i wanna make out with girls forever and i cant and i want to die

No. 782367

I wish I could wrap my tiny brain around how the hell dnd works so I can be a DM. I love the idea of making worlds and stories but I don't understand all of the nuances and the rules

No. 782369

>>782333
Just cheat lol make sure your new lover knows what’s up tho
>>782367
The best way to learn is to play anon

No. 782371

>>782367
There are easier systems than DnD, and also you can simplify the rules for your campaign if you wish to! It's easy to get once you participate in a few rpg sessions as a player.

No. 782380

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>>782367
I really want to play DnD just so I can own a pretty dice set without being told that I’m a filthy casual or something like that. I would definitely have matching dice sets with my bff.

No. 782391

I hate unicorns very much.
I don't understand why it considered so magical???? It's very ugly and creepy like who thinks of a flying horse with a horn. And what makes me even more bothered is the association of it with femininity. Ewwwwwww

No. 782392

>>782369
what if i hurt my bfs feels really bad though like hes the only guy i've dated thats not addicted to anything or exclusively thinks with his dick. the sex is horrible but we were both(TMI trigger idfk sorry) messed with as kids so i don't mind idk i want to kiss a girl so bad but the idea of guilt coming from cheating stops me and i don't wanna breakup bcus if im like "IM GAY" and then later on i date a man he may rightfully hate me. i hate men (except for him) but sometimes if they have big dicks its worth it? sorry im reatarded i hope this makes sense probably not though. what if he or one of his friends finds my tinder while im looking for a girl to kiss. what then

No. 782395

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>>782380
I actually made a similar post these days, with picrel
I'd love to have the first and second sets!
But you don't need to play DnD, you could obviously play other tabletop RPGs (I don't like high fantasy so I prefer stuff like Call of Cthulhu), use for games that require one or two 6 sided dice and even some "choose your adventure" type of game/fanfic that use die to randomize your fate (someone posted something like that on that man thread on the media board if you want to check out what I am talking about)

No. 782397

>>782380
holy shit you are so fuciking pathetic kill yourseld what the fuck is wrong with you retard

No. 782399

>>782391
KEK MY SIDES you think you are so cool for hating them but guess what YOU ARE UST JUEALOUS YOU HAVE NEVER SEEEN A NUNCIRON IS IS THE SINGLE BEST JOY YOU CAN WITNESS WITH YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN EYEBALLS kill yourself(obvious troll)

No. 782400

>>782395
>that man thread
kek, so it's what we call it now? s

No. 782402

>>782397
nta but jesus anon, calm down, let the girl appreciate the aesthetics of freaking dices, who cares?
Go release your frustration on the infighting thread or something.

No. 782403

>>782402
I suspect they're trying to get permabanned in a suicide by cop sort of way. That, or they're just off the goop rn.

No. 782406

>>782380
These are adorable, dnd is fun but its hard to find groups without weird moids who try to rp sex and graphic killing 24/7

No. 782408

>>782395
Awesome! I will check it out, I think my bff will love it as well because we’ve been trying to get into those things for a while.

No. 782410

>>782400
I try to lay low

>>782402
>Go release your frustration on the infighting thread or something.
That thread is unfortunately gone. She lived fast and died young, and won't be forgotten

No. 782411

>>782410
Then shut the fuck up or go to Twitter.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 782417

I like the sound my puss puss makes when it's slightly open and I jiggle with it. It's like a click click sound. It's hilarious.

No. 782418

>>782392
You can say it’s a catfish. But definitely don’t do it if the guilt is gonna unravel you anon. I can’t relate how you deal with trauma but if you feel like your bf is the only one who can provide you with deep understanding of trauma and you’re genuinely okay with bad sex and repressing indefinitely then i guess it’s not worth it to cheat. I hope you can find a way to heal and be fulfilled.

No. 782419

>>782395
>that man thread
What's the man thread? Is it that one guy?

No. 782424

>>782410
I know nonnie, I was just kidding. It's funny how we have to avoid saying those two blessed words to not get banned. The literal photoshop from a week back was hilarious!

No. 782437

>>782419
Yes

>>782424
What photoshop? Please post it on the shitpost thread

>>782408
Report back when you do! There's actually so many varieties of tapletop RPGs, is just that DnD and other high fantasy ones are the most popular.
Cyberpunk ones were a bit on the rise again since it came back, and there are also a few zombie ones that are fun
The only downside is that playing with only 2 players is kinda boring imo because there's only one playable character and the one that gets to be GM is basically a God/NPC.
Anyway, good luck nonnie!

No. 782438

>>782333
>>782392
If you do feel like you might actually end up having sex with or kissing someone else, then it's best to just leave him before that happens anon. Don't cheat on him. I hope some day you are able to find a woman (or man?) who can completely satisfy you and can also understand the pain you have been through
>i don't wanna breakup bcus if im like "IM GAY" and then later on i date a man he may rightfully hate me
If you breakup, you wouldn't owe anything to him as his ex. It wouldn't be any of his business who you date after him, regardless of what reason you give for a breakup.

No. 782480

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I love my boyfriend so fucking much, I love him so fucking violently, I feel aggression when I look at him
When I squeeze his arms and put my hands on his face, I want to bite him so badly it's all I can do to stop myself
I shake when I'm around him, and not form anxiety or nervousness or anything like that, it's like the energy inside my body is too much to be contained, I want to attack him, I just fucking love him so much, I want to bite him
Sometimes he's said that I look at him in a way that's almost scary, but he smiles when he says it
I just fucking love him so fucking much, I've spent 11 years with him and I have never stopped wanting to maul him, I can still feel all the blood rush to my head when I see him walk in the door, I just fucking love him so much
I'm kind of scared that some day I may kill him because I just can't stand it, and in some way that I know doesn't make logical sense, but means something much further down in my monkey-brain, I just fucking want to have him with me forever in different deeper way
He's everything I want out of the world

No. 782490

I'm having an anxiety attack, I'm angry, I want to punch some things.

Fuck everyone.

No. 782492

>>782480
you wanna vore him?

No. 782495

>>782492
No, I just want to bite him and bite him, like when I dog gets a hold of something and won't let go

No. 782552

>>782480
Aw that's pretty kawaii yanderefag. Kill him if he doesn't love you the way you deserve queen.

No. 782570

Have you ever had a one night stand on your best friends wedding with her fuckbuddy outside of a bar? Just me? No?

Yeah definitely my biggest whore moment. Also the last person I’ve slept with. Fucking end me bro.

No. 782588

99% of the time I admire a woman for how she carries herself and how I see her interact with the world it turns out she's a lesbian. It actually helped me stop caring about male validation and my late 20s/early 30s have been much more enjoyable.

No. 782600

>>782289
That's not allowed? Sometimes I finish then like go to work or meet with friends without washing after. I don't get very wet at all though. I used to believe from reading Cosmo that post-orgasmic women were the most beautiful, so I used to come before going out, but I stayed ugly throughout. Then I started thinking maybe the pheromones hang around after. Anyway yikes didn't know I was supposed to wash after thanks for (indirectly) letting me know

No. 782616

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When I feel sad, alone, depressed, unloved, and lead on, I watch or read yaoi. I never read or watch shojo manga cause it sucks. Anyone does this too? I feel like I lack love in my life.

No. 782626

Whenever I'm on a lesbian relationship I end up feeling like I am the man. Like I have to act like the guy. I feel like everyone is too fragile or too masculine. I want a girl that treats me like I'm a girl, I'm not even a butch. I just actively seek girls but being active = being the guy in their minds. I'm so tired. I want a good girlfriend. I don't want a male (I'm also attracted to those unfortunately) and I don't want to be the male. I want a girlfriend.

No. 782643

>>782616
I haven't read that much yaoi, but I agree that romance shojo mostly sucks. I don't really get whose fantasy fulfillment it is. I ususally just end up rewatching some old favorite whenever I feel down for the nostalgia hit.

No. 782645

I found lc through an ex years ago. I had been watching a youtuber who was this mix of a munchie and abdl-er and when he saw me hate watching her vids he mentioned LC.

Annoyingly the girl actually ended up deleting her whole youtube channel because my ex then contacted her and only told me afterwards. He apparently mocked her and said her bf secretly hated supporting an illness faking child (I didn't see the message but some stuff like that) but he got the bfs name wrong in the message and incidentally the name he used happened to be the name of an ex of hers. She tweeted the next day about 'people from her past harassing her again' I guess there was an unknown back story of her running away from certain people in her past so she reacted strongly to it. It was pure coincidence that the tard had messed up and quoted that name out of all the wrong names he could've used. She deleted most traces of herself in the following weeks. My first cow and he had jumped in and ruined it.

Our relationship eventually went to shit, he drank alot, raged alot and the cherry on top was when he cheated. I moved away and started using ot and g more cause I'd no friends in my new city and I had plenty to vent about lol. I have moments where I'm paranoid that he might come on here still. Every now and then I feel like I'm reading my own life story get posted by someone else. I do think it's just paranoia though. Enough time has passed that it'd be weird for him to care enough to play games like that. Still wish I'd found here on my own.

No. 782689

Looksmaxing movement might have been started by incels, but as long as it forces scrotes to take care of themselves I will support it.

No. 782695

>>782689
I grew up hating men who take care of their own appearance and in turn want very well presented women… then I realized that many men out there who look like shit often preach the same high standards (except it's a one way street where only the woman makes an effort) and now I feel stupid for hating on those vain men so much. They're not the worst. At least there's some give and take there.

People need to just date within their own league.

No. 782721

I fucked up big time and it stressed me out so much I forgot my own SSN for like 2 minutes

No. 782726

>>782721
>forgot
you're supposed to have that memorized?

No. 782729

>>782726
yea, where I'm from it's birthday + 4 digits

No. 782766

I always come here to post my sinful dreams but at least they're usually sinful and hot or funny, this one was just uncomfortable.
I had a dream that I was in 4th grade of elementary and that I had sex with my boyfriend at his current age, and also he was a junkie
living on the top of my building, what the fuck.

I'm so disgusted by my brain right now.

No. 782769

>>782766
The subconscious is weird, don’t worry, nonnie, I hope you can forget everything about that shitty dream.

No. 782773

>>782721
I don't have mine memorized and i always look so retarded every time i go to the doctor or pick up prescription meds

No. 782779

>>782769
True, usually I just have a laugh and move on but this one made me so disturbed kek
At least in the same dream I went into a thrift shop and found a cute utena graphic shirt, I guess

No. 782782

>>782616
I read shoujo when its spicy and over the top lol

No. 782804

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I used to only have to masturbate like 2 times a month, but in the last few months, I've been crushing on this fictional character whose personality and appearance I've fallen in love with, and for the first time in my stupid life I'm insatiably horny.

I feel like I've been cursed by some sort of nympho sex demon. At first it was fun but now I'm really suffering. All day, every day, no matter what I'm doing, I'm horny about this dude. I have to stop studying to msturbate. I stay up way too late because I can't stop msturbating!!! And the worst part is, after I finish I'm only satiated for like half an hour & then I'm right back into cat-in-heat mode. Nothing helps and I feel like a fool, complete with that stupid hat with the jingly bells.

I'm committed to staying celibate for political reasons but holy fucking shit I think this is my animal brain telling me to go out and fuck. Until now I was convinced I could deal with it by myself but these fucking mating instincts are strong as hell. Life is suffering.

No. 782809

>>782766
mentioned itt earlier that my sleep paralysis demon was weirdly based off something I found ugly-hot. last night I dreamt I fucked him. and I oop. I hate dreams

No. 782873

I've been with my boyfriend for a long time and I never let him eat me out because I'm too self-conscious. He still always asks so last night I let him and he was so hard after. The hottest thing though was the fact he came like 2 seconds after I touched his dick because he enjoyed going down on me so much. Idk where to put this but I feel bad for depriving the poor man.

No. 782879

>>782873
Feel bad for depriving yourself and enjoy

No. 782887

Just dropped $200 on a goddamn anime figure. Im a NEET so that's 2 months worth of passive income for me.
I deserve to be shot kek

No. 782895

I'm wfh and can't stop getting off during the workday and I honestly hate it, I'm so fucking dopamine deprived
>>782804
>I'm committed to staying celibate for political reasons
I don't even want to know hahaha
>>782873
There you fuckin go. Learn to cum for him, and you'll drive him nuts. Real ego boost for him :)
>>782392
Break up or don't. What do you want, a relationship or always stimulating sex? Both require work. If you think cheating will hurt him, wait until you realize what it'll do to you. If he's extraordinarily good, you can talk to him about your feelings rather than act on them.

No. 782915

i id as lesbian but i feel like i'm actually bisexual. i mean i just think i get off to bl/yaoi too much to totally say i'm "gay"

No. 782921

>>782873
My ex use to neg me about pussy eating (she squirted in my mouth and it was probably piss! Most vaginas are ugly and gross and covered in bumps are too hairy with beef curtains, etc). I would never let him eat me out because if he's that picky towards other women's pussies what is he gonna say about me?


Apparently he was missing out because I tasted my own cooch off my boyfriends mouth and it tastes AMAZING. Like white chocolate covered honey lollipops. On top of that my cooch is attractive to porn standards anyway so fuck him lol

No. 782927

>>782921
Second part is giving me scrote vibes ngl

No. 782931

>>782927
Agreed

No. 782935

>>782921
Sure anon, your pussy totally tastes like white chocolate lollipops and you were totally able to taste it off of your boyfriend's mouth. Oh and you have the porn pussy of course.

No. 782950

>>782921
>white chocolate covered honey lollipops
this post reads like a shitty fanfic kek

No. 782955

>>782950
Women apparently can't like the taste or look of their own vaginas now

No. 782965

>>782955
They can, but c'mon now.
Yes, my pussy taste like cherry cola too

No. 782972

>>782965
https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/08/45-people-describe-what-vaginas-taste-like/
How old are you? Did you not realize vaginas can vary in taste? sure having sweet tasting vaginas can seem unreal or even weird but that doesn't mean it's impossible

No. 782982

>>782921
>honey lollipops
Please go to the doctor asap anon, a sweet tasting vag might be an early sign of diabetes

No. 782988

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I’m usually the most lame vanilla girl ever but this scene was really hot.

No. 783013

>>782982
Lol you got me there I already have a laundry list of health issues but all of them are taken care of pretty well. Probably has something to do with it because I do have diabetes

No. 783043

I secretly judge everyone who drinks.

No. 783051

>>783043
Me too and I'm the biggest drinker I know kek

No. 783070

>>782972
anon did you even read the link you posted
>a third armpit
>watery sauerkraut
>milk and coins
>a sweat-covered barbell
>white chocolate covered honey lollipops
bitch one of these things is not like the others

No. 783099

>>782804
I kinda feel ya there nonners. I don't usually masturbate often but this past month I've been insatiably horny for a manga character to the point where i spent nearly all my free time looking up smut fics for him on tumblr and fantasizing about him to the point where I was zoning out kek. I think it had something to do with the birth control meds I was put on for that month because once I stopped taking them I started coming back to my senses. Wishing you the best.

No. 783112

>>783099
>nonners
fuck yes, someone other than me wants to say this

No. 783121

Not being influenced by other people because of lockdown and isolation is making me realise what kind of person I want to be

No. 783122

I'm finally spending less time on this site after constant use for almost a year. I sincerely miss you bitches but my mental health is already improving. Maybe one day I will not be totally dysfunctional.

No. 783124

>>783099
thank you for the response anon I feel heartened to know I am not alone in this suffering. I really feel you about zoning out lmfao, that's my biggest problem. Also i have never seen people write smut fics on tumblr and I've been on there for 8 years kek, so it must be a pretty popular character/series

No. 783127

>>783070
milk and coins might be the best description I've come across lol

No. 783128

I masturbate to urban dictionary definitions as a substitute for porn

No. 783137

I was exchanging last year and I met this girl who was supposed to exchange in my country and she kept contacting me and I was ready always to help her. I found now by chance that she's in my country but never said so. And I'm just here thinking why lol

No. 783143

As a military brat I moved a lot when I was young, every two or three years, and I'll never forgive my dad for that, it was probably the biggest factor into turning me into a solitary weirdo. I have zero childhood friend and no place I can call my hometown, and I'm sure my tendency to ghost friends every three years when I get bored of them is a direct consequence of that.
Also I'll never forgive my parents for making me skip a grade, the school apparently put a lot of pressure to make me do it, but they should have insisted. Worst thing is that I skipped my grade during the middle of the school year, couldn't they have just waited for the year to end to do that? Way to fuck me for years to come, bravo.

>>782804
Out of curiosity, who is it?

No. 783145


No. 783178

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>>783143
i'm accepting no criticism at this time

No. 783180

A few months before the pandemic I went out to a club to celebrate my best friend's birthday. I rarely, almost never, go out, because I have low self-esteem, but ofc I had my mind on being there for her and having a good time.
Then at one point I'm just walking inside, in the middle of all the people, trying to get to my a friend and I stumbled into a guy, we look back at each other and I see him patting his friend's back to get his attention (doesn't break eye contact) and starts pointing at my face. He was making fun of me, laughing with his friend and talking directly to me (as if I wanted to listen to that) comparing my face with an specific object. It was so surreal, I just acted like I didn't listen and continued my night.
The club had a problem with the lights and everyone came together to a bar that was close. I'm there with my friends but for one second I'm walking alone and stumbled across this scrote again, he "recognizes" me and starts making fun of me again. One of my friends catches up with me in that exact moment and heard him, she defended me and we just walked away.
We never talked about it, the rest of the group doesn't know, it's like some sort of secret between us and mine. Seriously what makes people (men) that they can freely talk about other people's appearance. I mean I do know..

No. 783195

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>total fucking loser
>type 1 diabetes, kidneys going bad, feet going numb, projectile vomitting multiple times daily possibly from diabetic neuropathy (haven't gotten an endoscopy yet), thyroid getting nodules, ovaries getting cysts, all from the fucking diabetes
>ptsd, bipolar, depression, anxiety all from the diabetes
>dropped out of high school to get a job to help my family
>and this is my reward
>get fired because I'm only trained to work in kitchens and you can't work with food puking all the time
>give the fuck up
>apply for disability
>try for year and a half to get a therapist that takes state insurance
>no one does
>disability takes literal years to get if they even take you
>attempt suicide
>fucking purse strap fucking breaks
>go to doctor next day for normal pre-scheduled diabetes shit
>wore turtle neck to hide mark
>doctor wants to see my neck to feel my thyroid
>shit fuck
>doc sees mark, knows why it's there
>says she's calling 911 and I can either go voluntarily where they can only keep me for up to a week, or involuntarily and they can keep me over a month
>go voluntarily
>they take my insulin pump
>will only give me two fucking shots of insulin daily
>be begging for insulin for days
>go into DKA (dying)
>still begging for insulin, telling all of the nurses what to do if they find me seizing or in a coma
>keep getting told to just go back to bed
>get phone time
>call my doctor who sent me here tell her they're refusing me insulin
>doctor says this isn't an uncommon way for type ones to die in hospitals
>she calls and demands they send me to the ER and get me on IV fluids, obviously including insulin, and give me a ketone test
>in order to not admit that it happened on their watch, instead they just discharge me early
>sit outside with no shoes and clothes from the lost and found because all of my belongings were lost waiting for my mom to pick me up
>go home
>still the same piece of shit in the same situation as before but now with the knowledge I may be murdered by hospital staff one day
>give all the way up
>ask various elderly family members if I can just stay with them and do their dishes and laundry
>actually all of them say yes
>buy some game consoles I wanted since high school
>buy a large rolling luggage to carry my life in
>for once in my life, actually start feeling kind of okay
>start showering more often
>start actually brushing my teeth
>stop wanting to kill myself so much
I am a loser piece of shit wandering vagrant mooching off the family I love most, but I am finally living easier.
Is it okay? I don't know. I'm finally as close to happy as I've ever been
All I ever wanted was to be with my family, I have lost so much time with them, and then to find out out, everyone wanted to see me all along and they don't even want anything from me at all, as if I'm not even a burden to be there.
My life has been such an utter burden to everyone involved, my parents were destroyed by the debt my illness caused, and I have always felt the pain I caused them.
To get away from all of this, to leave all of the evil in the medical ties behind, at least for most of the month, it's such a relief.
To just be somewhere quiet and watch wheel of fortune with people who love me, and I'm such a bad person, but I feel so much better now.
I feel guilty for feeling better, I don't deserve it, but I don't want to go back and I don't think I will.

No. 783228

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>>783195
I can only say that you deserve to have good things in your life, anon, you’ve been doing your best and that’s what counts after all.

No. 783235

i've never told anybody, but when i was 10 or 11 my much older brother and his then girlfriend (now ex wife) told me one day to never date a black dude when i grow up. ironically my brother is now married to a black jamaican immigrant, but i guess race doesn't matter when her salary is x5 more than yours i guess? they are both extreme trump loving republicans too it's so fucking weird lol.
also my openly racist republican dad has had an affair with 2 different women in the carribbean and i have at least 2 younger half black siblings i have never met or even know anything about other than they just exist and that he sends them money a few times a year. only my mom is suppose to know that, but i found out from accidentally overhearing things (and then later snooping to confirm whether it's true).

republicans are truly fucking insane.

No. 783255

>>783070
Nta but you didn't either apparently because several other ones said sweet stuff as well as one describing literal honey, why are y'all so hurt that sweet tasting vaginas exist?

No. 783318

I don't understand the whole anorectal violence thing. I keep seeing it referenced and I don't know what it's about. I feel like I'm missing out on something

No. 783319

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>>783318
A scrote was posting a bunch of threads about the dangers of anal sex for a month or two. Most of his threads were deleted by mods, but you can probably still find some in the catalog if you ctrl + f "violence". Also, look in the funny caps thread for more Anorectal Violence stuff

No. 783326

>>783318
It’s Anorectal violence
Anorectal violence
Anorectal violence
I can feel the trauma trauma
The girthy insertion in my anus
I can hear the fallacies fallacies
The CIA shill that, anorectalviolence

No. 783340

when I was younger, I was super horny and would read erotic fan fictions on deviantart. I was super clueless about what stuff was, and when I read the word “pussy”, my brain just assumed it was a slang term for boob. For a good amount of time, I thought one of my boobs would open up to accept a dick when the time came.

No. 783354

>>783318
kek same, id been away from lc for a few months and i was confused to say the least.

No. 783360

I'm not wearing any underwear.

No. 783394

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I've never turned off adblock on youtube, even when watching the channels I like

No. 783411

>>783394
You are truly an agent of chaos

No. 783415

>>783360
I havent wore underwear in almost 5 years, join the commando club anon

No. 783428

>>783394
Same, if the fuckers wanna make a living out of it they better rely on something else.

No. 783442

Realizing my mask kink may be because I fucking hate men and looking at their faces disgusts me. But a mask and a suit is A+

No. 783451

there's a transwoman who is friends with a friend of mine so sometimes I see him as part of a group. He's alright actually, not overly sexual or uncomfortable, but very obviously a 6ft+ bulky balding man. Whenever I'm in that group, I like to compliment the other girls on small things like their hair or outfit, and I can see his disappointment, especially when he has obviously made a (bad) effort. It's petty as fuck but I enjoy that I can get away with it because what can he say about it? Nuffin

No. 783454

Looking at "selfshipper" blogs on tumblr where people ship themselves with characters I like makes me really jealous and angry and i feel like an autist

No. 783455

>>783454
make your own

No. 783458

>>783451
Legend

No. 783460

>>783394
I'm forced to see ads on my mobile because I'm too lazy to look for an adblocked youtube player app, but after that I reload the video so I cuck all their other ad placements. Like holy shit, some people put 4-5 ads on a 17 minute video, even television is kinder than that.

No. 783492

When I'm changing the weights on my dumbells I like to spin the collars off as fast as I can and pretend I'm a pit stop crew changing tires

No. 783515

>>783451
Absolutely based. Give him the full “female” experience of being ugly and excluded.

No. 783518

>>783394
Kek same. They can beg their simps on patreon for money.

No. 783547

For some reason I feel bitter about having a boring life even though I know it's not. I've travelled, done drugs, sold drugs, did random hookups, etc.

I think part of the reason I feel like my life is boring is because I haven't had a stable friend group since high school that would hype up all the random shit that everyone would do. Like I've done random shit but no one cares.

idk how to stop feeling this way because I just feel so dismissive about other people's problems because I feel like they have had so much more interesting and fulfilled lives than I do.

No. 783566

>>783442
Are you me anon? Anything that covers the face just does it for me.

No. 783592

>>783442
>>783566
Lol me too, everyone says it's because "ooh the mystery I want to know what he looks like underneath" but I do not, why ruin it, I wish they would never ever take the mask off because whatever is underneath will be worse

No. 783627

>>783515
lol agreed

No. 783632

it really fucks with me when women who have really nice natural boobs troon out and get top surgery. bad genetics gave me pretty unattractive breasts with asymmetry and i also dont like my nipples because they're puffy but im just kind of stuck with it. it triggers me to see boobs i wish i was born with being lopped off because of a trend.

i prefer smaller boobs because of my frame and how i like to dress so i typically wear bras that make my chest look flatter… i wont lie, i often have the urge to pretend i'm genderfluid or whatever to crowdfund a breast reduction/fix my boobs kek

No. 783633

>>783632
I think partly the reason that those women troon out is precisely because everyone makes them feel as if their entire value is their boobs. I know I get that a lot and I hate it. I wear a chest binder but I do wish I could just cut them off.

No. 783639

>>783632
Women with nice small boobs are often stripped of their femininity and if they're abused by someone in their life their boobs are often the first thing people look for when they want to abuse women about their looks, so a lot of them either give up and chop them off to shut everyone up or they get XXL breast implants

No. 783650

>>783646
AI generated post?

No. 783678

My boyfriend has a good friend who I always thought was gay for him. My boyfriend didn't want to believe me. His friend just came out and confessed his love and I get to be smug about it.

I love being right. Sucks for his friend and especially his girlfriend tho.

No. 783693

Lately I get depressed because I have a really fancy unique full name which I will never do justice. First name is kinda bland but altogether my name would fit perfectly on a wikipedia page with a signature included. It's jarring in everyday life kind of so definitely better suited for a monarch or a billionaire offspring with her own wikipedia page. Kinda makes me sad knowing that it's just wasting away.

No. 783694

>>783319
It's a scrote? I thought anorectal violence anon was a woman

No. 783708

>>783694
100% proven scrote. There were texts and screenshots posted elsewhere, idk where though.

No. 783713

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>>783694
No, he got busted by some other scrote who saw him posting on 4chan for months or possibly years before, specifically on the /gif/ board in threads for anal sex
Was pretty disappointing, but gave us a couple of funny redtexts

No. 783756

>>783694
He admitted he was a scrote

No. 783773

I keep having these fantasies about one guy that I have never met or seen before in my life! My brain made him up, he's not real. I do every thing with him I day dream about him all day 24/7.I fight with him, eat, sleep, laugh, cry, cuddle, talk and do every other possible action with him. He's just perfect. I really hope one day I find out that he's real and we get to be together. Is he lying in his bed wondering the same thing about me? Does he think I don't exist? Does he exist?

No. 783780

>>783773
Anon stop thinking of a moid like this, it's pointless, they all suck and there's no hope for them in this lifetime

No. 783782

>>783780
That being said, if this fantasy keeps you away from actual moids then that's good considering how much of a risk male partners are to a womans safety

No. 783792

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I consume way too much sugar because I love flavored milk
And I try to excuse it by taking a ton of vitamins

No. 783858

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Once I drew over some tranny fanart of one of my husbandos. Gave him the healthy girthy juicy penis he deserves to have. The og artist ended up finding out and sperged about it for days.
I have 0 regrets because she was a piece of shit and constantly harassed other artists.

No. 783866

>>783858
that's awesome
good job

No. 783870

>>783858
Absolutely based

No. 783892

I'm so obsessed with Magic: the Gathering. When I lived in Shanghai years ago for the summer, I couldn't figure out how to make friends so I would ride the subway an hour to go to the MtG store. (I mean I did party somewhat then but I spent more time on Magic) Later I worked at a board game store for a year under the table being paid in Magic cards. (Besides the owners there weren't any employees so I assumed me being female contributed to that)

Now, I am in a new town asking randos to play Magic with me and just dreaming about making a cube all day. I don't really have any good friends here so I don't feel like there are opportunities for me to drink and party like a normal person.

idk I'm not really good at Magic but I found it fun and rarely had a big deal with sexism when playing. No guy has ever tested my knowledge of Magic - in fact I've been way more likely to do the reverse. Now here's all the people who are going to call me a pickme.

No. 783938

>>783892
I miss my days of playing magic nonstop after uni classes were done. Every deck I ran was a monogreen hydra monstrosity that made more than one person mald so bad they forfeited the game. I also had a disgusting Eldrazi deck that I ended up selling for a pretty penny. Have you looked if your area has an FNM or casual tournament set up? You could check on the actual WOTC site, they have an events finder:
https://locator.wizards.com/

No. 783946

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I just read a fucked up but well written fanfic that got me disgusted at first but then turned me on in a primal way, like against my will, and now I can't stop self-inserting as a girl who fucked her outlaw uncle who turned out to be her actual father and she turned out to be a rape baby. I never thought about fucking my father or my uncle, I'm just very attracted to the character she wrote the fanfic about. Anyway, please god, heal my soul

No. 784080

Fuck, I just love lesbians and gnc women. Maybe it's because I feel like I should've been one but I just love when women feel comfortable dressing how they want and being masc if they want and looking a million fucking times better than men.

In another life, would've loved to marry a sexy little short king butch with a suit and tie.

No. 784089

Most of my friends think I'm a perfect, unrelatable Stacy with a perfect life, actually that's just a facade…I'm the exact opposite and maybe that explains a lot of things. I started all of this just to cope with my hurtful memories and a very, very bad case of OCD, I'm literally distracting my mind from gross and violent thoughts all the time, and i like those type of characters because I'm coping with my experiences with extremely mentally unwell individuals, I've seen shit no one should but i don't express my pain because I'm extremely private about it.

No. 784103

>>783451
Should go full chaotic evil and discuss various hair removal techniques.

No. 784144

This is so dumb, but my nipples do not stay hard and I've always hated it. Even when it's cold or when I'm masturbating they will not stay hard for shit. When they are hard, if I touch them it literally makes them softer, which is the absolute opposite of what they're supposed to do. It just makes it harder for me to feel pleasure, so it's annoying. This must be what it feels like to have erectile dysfunction. I could be the horniest bitch on Earth, but my nipples will be like playdough

No. 784147

>>784144
Why does it matter, its your nipples, not your clit. Aint no guy being worried about how his nipples aint hard when he jerks off, so why should you?

No. 784148

>>774434

u have my vote, anon

No. 784150

>>784147
Because I play with them when I masturbate, so I want them to stay hard while I'm doing it. I don't care about what men are doing. Why should I care about their masturbation techniques?

No. 784152

>>775684
lol cute. glad he refused tho!

No. 784153

I've been going on dates with guys for free food just because I'm bored and for free food. (It really helps out when you make minimum wage) I've never had a guy NOT pay and no one has ever harassed me about not going out with them later later. (Though one time a guy got really upset and freaked out when I asked how much he weighed, kek)

No. 784163

>>784153
I'd rather stay home and eat noodles than go out and get free steak in some just meh company. Don't know if that's some introvert vs extrovert thing.

No. 784167

>talks with my date on the phone
>gets wet
I think I've reached the last stage of perma virginity, jfc…

No. 784174

>>784167
Same thing happens to me but with the most benign text messages too.

No. 784179

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I started ERPing with this guy who writes erotic stories in an obscure community. I’m doing this because I want to know what kind of backstory he has that gave him his weirder kinks. I found a facepost from a year ago after some digging. He’s actually cute and not some obese neckbeard, so that’s even weirder. The most noteworthy thing is that he has piercings.
The actual ERP is okay. I’m into some of it, and I don’t mind the writing exercise. It does get a bit extreme at some points, but I just go along as a trust building thing.
This whole thing is honestly getting a little stale for me, though. I need to find a way to get him in a more comfortable state to share his personal life. I wish the yandere Johan anon would come back and offer some tips. I don’t even know if I can call it a “crush” at this point. It somehow feels more manipulative than that, but it’s not even like I want to hurt him or control him. I just want to know more, and then I’ll probably fuck off once I understand. I’d genuinely be happy if I could just dox him for my own personal reading. I know I’m being a massive creep, but idc. It’s interesting.

No. 784183

>>779155
literally same

No. 784186

>>784167
This happens to me because the most retarded things, I could be playing a random game that happens to have any of my husbandos and I would end up with a lake in my underwear, not even horny, just wet. The body is a weird ass thing.

No. 784187

I wrote gay fanfic of some TV personalities. Even worse, someone commented and asked if I'd write more.

No. 784195

>>780927
why does it matter if she's just your friend? god

No. 784196

>>784179
Couldn't he be catfishing with the facepic? I hope you're having fun with your experiment but I hope there's definitive proof that the photo is actually him.

No. 784217

>>784196
He might be. I reverse searched the image and didn’t find anything, though I know there are ways to make an image untraceable.If I can get him to add me on Skype or Snapchat or anything, maybe I can bait him into getting on cam or sending new pics. If he says no too many times, I’ll assume he’s a catfish.

No. 784244

>>784187
this reminded me i had a phase at 16 where I was really into stephen colbert/jon stewart fanfiction, I went scouring every dead fanfic website for any crumbs of content I could find lmao

No. 784251

>>784244
Oh god, I bet you liked humon's rule 34 of them, then.

No. 784268

If an anon unironically posts something of overly cutesy japanese fashion for casual everyday wear I automatically assume they're a troon.

No. 784307

>>784268
Whenever I see posts like this, I feel like it's a tranny psyop to take everything fun/girly from actual women. Next someone will start saying that anons who like dress up games are also troons, followed by basic pop music enjoyer anons, then video game liking anons, then programming anons, etc.
J-fashion will never be tranny domain. They can't even do it right, they all buy the same stupid shit like those ":3" face masks coupled with pink or blue striped thigh highs and literally nothing cute/interesting.
The only thing those freaks have the right to is being diaperfags, groomers and abominations.

No. 784330

>>784179
this is like the third or fourth anon recently confessing to weird semi-relationships with men developed through ERP and I blame the pandemic

No. 784338

It is crazy that 2005 Fergie is barely "thicc" enough to be able to sing My Humps (I'm drunk)

No. 784342

Lately I've been feeling like I can't with my hatred towards men, I have a boyfriend and overall he's great, he's loving and supporting but most men i've met in my life hurted me and my sister (to begin with the fact that our father abandoned us), we both were victim of different kinds of sex assault (she was only 9 when it happened and I was 18). My sister's case is worst because her first boyfriend gave her an std (it wasnt anything casual, they were 5 years together and the fucker cheated on her). Now with my boyfriend I feel like I'm always waiting for the moment were he hurts me because thats what men eventually do and I don't know how to get rid of that feeling.

No. 784343

i've been sitting in bed at night beside my boyfriend wondering if i'm actually gay. sure we have sex but i always watch lesbian porn before we fuck because it gets me horny. i never watch any straight porn, like as soon as i see a dick i just don't want to touch myself anymore.

i love my boyfriend. the thought of leaving him makes me feel like i have the runs but at the same time i feel like i'd be happier with a woman. i've dated women in the past and it always felt more right? like i didn't have to force anything, i wasn't sighing at the idea of sex or kissing.

we've been together for 6 years and i'm 28. i feel like abandoning the relationship would be terrible for the both of us and maybe i'm just having some sort of weird moment in my life when i'm only attracted to women?

i used to be attracted to him, i used to be able to watch straight porn hell even gay men porn would do it for me but now all i think about it women. i feel sick, am i a scrote for thinking about women while my bf goes down on me? this is keeping me up at night and invading my thoughts at every chance. i hate myself so much right now. maybe i was just lying to myself and trying to be bi bc comphet but i don't even know. i hope this passes. i feel like such a weirdo for having these thoughts, i've never felt like this in a relationship with a man.

i could never be poly either, i'm not manipulative enough to even think about asking for it and i don't want it. but god i want to fuck and kiss so many women right now it's making me spin out.

No. 784346

>>784343
stop watching any kind of porn and see how that helps in a longer run.

No. 784347

>>784338
She says they are lovely but admits her lumps are little

No. 784350

>>784346
i haven't watched porn in like a month bc we haven't had sex and i've been too tired to masturbate cause i've been working too much. i've been feeling this way for a couple months now. it's just extra strong guilt today.

maybe i just need to have sex.

No. 784353

>>784346
>>784343
samefag but to add to that a little: pretty much everyone who watches porn after a while is unable to get the same stimulation with the content they've started with and have to reach for something more, often more degenerate, for a stronger stimulation. In your case it was more of a need for a variety, not necessarily degeneration level increase, but chances are eventually lesbian porn will stop doing it for you and you'll be looking for something more intense and more taboo too.
>>784350
You definitely sound horny, go get that dick since he's next to you anyway. Maybe it would be good if you get him to spoil you a few times, massage session, a lot of eating out, to relive your stress and remind you of why you're with him? Kinda sounds like it may be because you're not taken care of properly, but just guessing here.

No. 784359

>>784342
I totally get it nonny. In my case I'm even more of a dumb hopeful bitch because my boyfriend used to be outright abusive but he's been in therapy and doing work on his own and every time we've been together since (we live separately but meet regularly) he's been the guy I always wanted him to be. It's been some time and his current responses make me think he's improving. But I can't help but think he'll just flip on me again one day, especially if we ever move in together again. Regardless of what happens that's why I'm always going to maintain my own space, resources and a back-up plan. Sometimes being involved with him, even though nothing bad has happened in this stage, gives me more anxiety than happiness. I think the best way to enjoy what you have is to try and be in the moment but know your boundaries. I let too many things fly in the past but now I know I'm strong enough to ditch him forever if I see even the slightest backslide. In any case, I'm sorry for the things you and your sister went through and I hope your boyfriend really is one of the good ones.

No. 784362

I've given everything I've got to my school. Every waking hour I do the best I can and I spend it in improving my chapter, despite my disabilities. I was not selected to be a part of the largest event of the year. This is my life, I've done the best I can it was not good enough. The people who I thought were my friends chose to not include me. Today they had a ceremony where they mentioned some of the things I've done but credit was given to everyone else except me. I feel so upset. I wish I had the guts to kill myself, but I don't. I have nothing outside of this. I hate what I've become and what I represent. I'm tired. I'm quite tired. I'm very tired. I'm sick, sad and tired.

No. 784371

I hadn’t self-harmed for over a year simply because I didn’t have anything to do it with and I’ve been living with a roommate instead of by myself. I bought new razors to shave with and I finally caved in and cut up my legs a bit last night, thinking I could just wear jeans to cover it up. My roommate and I ended up unexpectedly fucking today and he saw and pointed it out. I just pretended to be confused and unsure of how it happened but it was probably pretty obvious. I feel like a psycho

No. 784380

>>784353
i'll take this advice to heed and say i need a night of being spoiled. thanks for the advice! i'll be sure to continue to not watch porn, i don't want to become a filthy degen that relies on porn.

No. 784425

>>784347
I love and admire an honest woman

No. 784442

>>783892
How do you start playing? It seems so complicated and I dont think I have anyone I can play with irl.

No. 784551

>>784362
You should show up to the event anyway. Fuck 'em.

No. 784619

I know I'm not alone in this because I've seen similar come up in the shameful fetishes thread before. I want to somehow wean myself off of a gross fetish but my ability to orgasm seems so frustratingly locked in with needing to think about or see this one thing. It's perfectly legal and not immoral either but it's just weird enough and gross enough that I've always kept it to myself and I want it gone.

It started when I was 16 and had just got internet at home and another 16 years has nearly passed now with all my orgasms being linked to thoughts of it. I've had whole 3 and 4 year long relationships where I can't come with my partner and I only come solo with that one genre of porn.

I just don't know how possible it is to retrain your tastes back to normal ones after this long. I watched a bunch of 'normal porn' lastnight in an attempt to break the other habit and my body doesn't even react to it. I jumped from one vid to another hoping something within the realms of normal sex would be enough to make me feel something. It didn't happen in 2 hours of looking. I want my brain scrubbed and reset.

No. 784685

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I pay for tinder. I know it’s pathetic but I pay so that I can pick from the 100s of men who I know already like me enough to swipe. I cannot bear to swipe someone and think “what if they don’t want to match me”. Plus it’s hard not to be unnaturally picky. It feels like an agonising decision, like “what if he’s THE ONE? And I’m putting him off cos he’s 5+ miles further away than I’d prefer”. Most women could leave their profile on discover for 24 hours and get 2000 likes. I do this, but for like 1 hour, then I turn it off because I don’t like picking from more than like 200 men. After I have them I go through them and swipe left all the shit cunts, weirdos, uglies, ones I have nothing in common with, too far away too old too young etc. Then I’ll be left with like 1 - 5. Then I will start talking to them.
I can’t tell you if this method works because I often just have an anxiety attack and delete my profile because I think im unworthy of a relationship, lose all my matches and delete their numbers. I’ve only gone on like, three dates. I’ve paid between £5.99 and £14 like 4 times for this shit just to freak out and delete it.

It is fun deleting the uglies though, I do it with a glass of wine and a spliff. It’s like a video game. Virtual scrote rejection.

No. 784686

>>784619
I have never been this severe, but when I've wanted to stop using pprn but couldn't think of anything to to fantasise about but just felt horny I've tried to just focus on how good the act feels? It's worked for me and I hadn't used porn in 2 months.

No. 784694

>>784685
Good for you but your post, and particularly this part
>It’s like a video game.
reminds me why I dislike tinder and online dating culture in general. It's so dehumanizing.
honestly even you say that you get these periods of extreme anxiety and low self worth linked to it, and that your pickiness on the app is unnatural. Imagine how many great guys you'd click with on a real life date you've swiped left on because you just felt too picky. I don't know. Ultimately it's just not a thing for me, and I do know some people for whom it worked very well too.

No. 784702

>>784694
Yes it’s completely unnatural but I am so isolated at the moment, due to pandemic restrictions etc. I don’t know how else I could meet someone.
The things that make me fall for a person is not looks or hobbies or anything superficial, it’s how they treat me and others, their innate humour and how it feels to be around them. You’ll never see that with OLD profiles, it’s not possible to portray that.
Part of the reason I have anxiety attacks is because I compare myself to people on there, and start thinking I’ve got nothing to offer except looks, and how could anyone love a person like me who is mentally ill, been single for 4 years and desperately trying to escape neetdom in their mid 20s. I give off a fake persona on there of someone who’s bright and cheery and productive, but I am not always that person. I don’t talk about the hours I spend lying in bed scrolling thru lolcow and other time wasting sites, or the fact that I can’t find a job and live with my parents, or the fact that I can’t go a day without smoking weed, or the fact that I’m a fucking hypochondriac who is convinced they have a brain tumour.

No. 784706

>>784685
I always paid for tinder when I was still on that app. It is just NOT worth your time to get carpal tunnel swiping left on guys who might not even like you when there are hundreds who already do

No. 784721

>>784702
I'm not shaming you or anything anon, sorry if it came out like this, I didn't have a good experience myself and just thinking of it makes me feel weirdly anxious. Overall though it's hard enough to meet people even without covid, so it's understandable you'd want to use it, and makes sense to pay to avoid more stress. I'm sure if you actually met all of these people you see on the app irl they wouldn't be any better than you, since you really have to market yourself like product there of course everyone would make themselves seem so interesting and great. Fingers crossed you find someone worthy deleting the app soon, so you don't have to go through that anxiety too often. I know three different couples that met on tinder and ended up married/engaged, and two more successful long term relationships so even though the app is not necessarily encouraging healthy behaviors it can still be good sometimes, hopefully for you too.

No. 784743

>>783195
aww anon im sorry you were treated awfully. im glad this story has a happy ending.

No. 784745


No. 784748

>>783773
based. best to retreat into your imagination than to engage with an actual scrote. they are all truly awful. WGTOW forever

No. 784751

>>779701
euthanasia shouldn't be allowed for depressed people because depression itself makes those people unable to make informed desicion on should they die or not. the idea that life will never get better is a symptom of depression itself.

edgy suicidefags can seethe about this but it is true. mentally ill people cannot consent to die.

No. 784754

also everyone encouragin this shit should be arrested, because what they are doing is putting other people in danger by spreading their mentally ill ideas and suicide ideation.

inb4 you start screeching, i was depressed for 20 years. recovery is not easy, but it is possible, depression and depressed people just like to egg on the thought process that nothing can never change.

No. 784767

>>784751
>mentally ill people cannot consent to die
No one consents to be born either, normalfag. Life is a virus and consciousness is a disease.

No. 784771

>>784767
then why haven’t you killed yourself

No. 784774

>>784751
They're gonna off themselves anyway might as well give them an easier way out. Treatment resistant depression or severe personality disorders are basically terminal illnesses.

No. 784781

I think the Stupid Questions thread give better relationship advice than the Relationship Advice thread

No. 784783

>>784767
normalfag, normalfag, your opinion is the most normie shit online along with all these retards who buy into the npc memes. babby's first existental thought, life is a virus, as if i haven't heard any other moron say this million times before.

everyone can say shit about how life is miserable, how no one consents to be born and all that edgy shit and think they're doing anything revolutionary, but it is the most basic braindead take you can have.

life is not good or bad. life is an experience. life itself is a value. i know i am a loser in most accounts when it comes to viewing if life is valuable or not, i am over 30, no education, no job, never had a long term relationship, since i did lose most of my life to depression and mental illness, all that shit people measure if your life is valuable or not. most people would deem my life worthless, but it isn't since like i said, life is a value itself. anyone who says my life is worthless can go fuck themselves because they are wrong.

it doesn't matter what i have achieved or what i have not, every day i can walk among other people, who are not just some bunch of npcs, but every single one of them is a unique experience that is made of memories, experiencs, heritage, temperament and pure coincidence. and that's what i am. my life is something that will never, ever exist on this planet ever again once i am gone. every time i look at someone i am looking at one of a million phenomenon in this world. i am individual among individuals, we are all connected and how i behave affects others, how others behave affects me. i stare at the same sun millions have stared at and millions are staring at right now and millions will stare at after me. i can see stones, trees, people laughing, weather change, birds, bugs, puke on the sidewalk, all kinds of random bunch of shit because i got the change to experience life. no one this world forces me to stay miserable. no god stepped out of the heavens and pointed a gun at me and said that i must suffer every single day till the rest of my life. i don't. i really, really don't. so i won't. and i will just live and experience the world i got the change to see.

this all sounds like total bullshit, but i am lifepilled and happy about it. and every single one of you miserable fools are children of someones's too, all lovable, all unique, silly assholes who i hope will get over it some day and go and shake hands with a tree or something, go and inspect some birds and eat a donut and just experience.

No. 784787

>>784783
>implying anyone is going to read this
looks like you got triggered

No. 784791

>>784783
cool story bro

No. 784792

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No. 784794

>>784787
>>784791
>>784792
you all can continue to suffer and be bitter, no one forces you to do it but yourselves.

like i said, i am lifepilled and happy.

No. 784801

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No. 784802

>>784783
good take anon. i’m going to go for a walk now

No. 784806

I eat everything on apples except for the stem.

No. 784807

>>784806
disgusting

No. 784810

>>784806
even the worm ?

No. 784812

>>784783
I only read the last paragraph, but I support you queen shitting on antinatalist doomer-chans

No. 784817

>>784806
What does the core taste like?

No. 784818

>>784806
Prison. That's where you're going.

No. 784819

>>784781
My pet peeve in the rel advice thread is when an anon offers advice and someone else swoops in to nitpick their words… any they argue back and forth with nobody even addressing the OP anymore. Can get a way too uptight like that. Like just add your advice to the pile without the drama.

No. 784825

>>784783
Based copypasta

No. 784827

the closest thing i have to therapy is lolcow dot farm. i should get some serious help but i'm afraid of opening up to literally any other real life human being. the last time i went to a therapist i just wasted time and money for months lying about everything because i didn't want her to get a bad impression of me.

No. 784830

>>784783
Ok anon, sorry for being an asshole. I respect your experience, you have the right to see things the way you see them. I'm not even denying that life has value wtf? I'm not denying the value of human experience, especially their suffering. I just think it's not worth the hassle of being born in the first place. In my opinion the bad outweights the good, the biggest pleasure you can imagine cannot outweight the biggest pain you can imagine, your greatest experience cannot outweight, say, the pain of a child having their eyeballs pushed out by a tumor in their head. One happy experience cannot set you for life, but one traumatic experience CAN surely fuck you up for life. Many such cases. Most of our pleasures are just a cope, a distraction, fulfilling biological needs of a meat-robot, or straight out escapism. There was no need to create all those needs in the first place.
>>784794
But what if someone suffers from cancer or some other disease? They can't just choose something else, they can't switch bodies and stop suffering. Would you also deny them the right to hate everything? Not everyone copes with their illness with "dignity" - although media and the movie industry feed us only with pictures of people dying with "dignity" - I've seen people becoming bitter, hateful and agressive when they got sick. And there are those who wish they haven't been born. And they have the damn right to it. And I think that people who are in mental pain also have the right to it. Just because their state of mind isn't caused by a physical, terminal illness, doesn't mean their experience of suffering is less real or valid.

No. 784834

>>784783
Based. This is what touching grass feels like. Thank you for reminding me.

No. 784835

>>784827
Girl, being here might legitimately make you worse. I'm not even joking. It's good for quasi-camaraderie but in no way could any of us replace a professional who studies psychopathology. I hope you eventually get the help you need and that you reach a point where you can healthily/truthfully open up.

No. 784837

>>784830
i have incureable diseases myself. obviously my situation is different because i can still move and do things on my own. i will not judge someone with incurable cancer hating their life, or with some other disease that really effects their life in a negative way. i won't even judge someone with mental illness hating their life, i just hope they get over it and what i judge is them telling other mentally ill people that they have no change to recover and spreaing suicidal ideation.

but at the same time, there are deformed people, people witout legs, very sick people who still want to live and continue to live. it is not impossible to enjoy life despite whatever circumstances you have.

No. 784840

>>784783
I'm not going to read this entire post, but I just want to say that you're right and I wish some farmers would stop encouraging shit like suicide

No. 784842

>>784827
I use the vent thread sometimes so I can process my anger and not start fights over shit I might regret.

No. 784848

Every time I get the "FB dating" ad I know it's time to move on from the guy I'm seeing kek

No. 784851

>>784837
We are literally programmed for self preservation by nature so the fact that most people "want to live despite the odds" doesn't prove anything imo, it's just a natural mechanism. I'm not the one posting about suicide and encouraging it, antinatalists don't even focus on suicide but on prevention (not bringing new lives into this mess). A baby not being born doesn't harm the baby because it doesn't exist. A person who commits suicide feels forced to inflict violence upon themselves and leaves behind terrible pain and experiences and a hole that will never be filled, because you can't "replace" a person. Those are two completely different, separate things.

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>>784783
Marry me, anon, we have the same views on how life works. I love you.

No. 784863

>>784827
Of course this place isn’t good for deep trauma resolution but I can see how it may be therapeutic for some. I was privileged enough to receive therapy extensively from 14 to 21. I think I’ve heard everything there is to hear. It’s predictable after a while. I can play therapist to myself at this point kek
Lc is nice, it’s free. You get to put it out there, sometimes even get a nice feedback, nothing profound but it feels so much better than coming from a paid emotional hooker. Even from a negative response, I can usually reflect or derive catharsis from it in some way. I like inputing to others posts too. Don’t always practice what I preach, duh, but I’m consciously trying to internalize my own good advice.
The downside is it made me kind of addicted which rather diminishes the return kek

No. 784867

I only recently started to look up hentai doujins on purpose and I feel like a degenerate.

No. 784876

>>784863
>>784827
I like it because it's one of the only places you can get unfiltered opinions from actual women. Even though some here shitters, I enjoy the community way more than let's say, 4chan, reddit, twitter and so on. But then again, I only browse /ot/ and /g/.

No. 784890

I’m trying so hard to love and be patient with my guy friend who recently trooned out (enby femme~) but he’s been insufferable because all he EVER talks about is trans shit and makeup and wigs and how “jk rowling is shaking” over his existence. I honestly don’t know how he went from being a sweet gay guy to believing that his repressed femininity means he’s part woman.

I kind of snapped the other day; a girl in our group chat sent a selfie asking about a dark patch of skin, I was like “maybe it’s bruising, is your period coming” and she was like “omg yes” and we had a fun back-and-forth about all the weird premenstrual symptoms we had; all the while I could see his name moving down which meant he was reading the convo, so I intentionally kept the topic going until another girl joined in, and we just kept bonding about our pms remedies and self-care and shit. I’m too much of a coward to confront him directly tbh so this is all I got.

No. 784896

>>784851
i don't think there is harm with baby not being born, i have nothing against abortion and i don't really consider myself to be pro or antinatalist. life just happens and when it happens it is a chance. i'm not gonna cry over every sperm wanked on a blanket or a egg flushed down a toilet with period blood, i just recognize that that could have been me and if it were i obviously wouldn't cry about it since i couldn't have known better. but now i know, and i enjoy the act of just knowing.

No. 784900

>>784890
How old is he, anon? Because if he's like 18-19 there's still a chance he may grow out of this. I had a gay male friend who trooned out when he was 16 and even started taking hormones but he dropped the T when he was 19. He's a biologist now which makes it even funnier. He has a facebook page about science stuff and I remember him posting about there being only two biological sexes and like 50% of his fanbase reeeeeing at him lmao

No. 784903

>>784900
Heh, we’re in our 20s, but I do genuinely believe he’ll mellow out eventually. He’s smart but troubled, I think the lockdown has deprived him of his other passions so he’s taken up troondom as a hyperfixation. Your friend sounds hilarious, good for him kek

No. 784946

>>784890
Based. When you're in person give everyone compliments except for him. Not in the same hang-out sesh, of course, but like each time you get together pick a person to say "Wow your hair/make-up/skin looks great today."
Never say it to him kek. Watch him seethe

No. 784976

I think i’m going to cheat on my boyfriend.

No. 784977

>>784976
Why not just breakup with him?

No. 784978

>>784976
Just break up with him already

No. 784979

>>784307
Lmfao do you dress like that anon? I'm a woman and I do find j-fashion super cute, but I accept that it's going to look weird on me as a white woman in America who doesn't have a cute face at the very least to pull it off. While I find a lot of fashion to be amazing on models and celebrities I am socially conscious of how appropriate it is and how it would look on me personally. Same goes for bangs, I love them on other people but they look terrible on my face.
What I think is the difference between women and trannies is that most women are on average a lot more conscious of other people's opinions of their clothing and how it fits on us personally, whereas a hulking troon would literally buy an outfit set to look like their favorite loli and wear it to a fancy dinner.
This also goes for my observations irl. I've seen women who wear j-fashion in the appropriate context to do so (like lolita meets, cosplay conventions, etc) but the same women will tone it down when going out in public for other things because they know that doing full lolita would solicit looks from people. Of course there are some exceptions but aside from the few women who do, the majority of people who I've seen wear like blatant weeb clothes out in public to shop and do menial tasks are trannies. Do you understand now what I mean?

No. 784982

>>784976
cheat on him repeatedly and then break up with him later

No. 784983

>>784268
You're not doing women a favour by assuming things like this.

No. 785016

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I'm smoking weed and I feel nostalgia. Tw for autism
When I was 11-12 I belonged to a community of The Lion King fans. We were all incredibly autistic, making lion OCs on deviantart and writing fanfiction. At one point I had The Lion King x Naruto fanfic and it was literally one of the most autistic and cringe things I can think of. Also, I pretended to be a boy because I struggled with my attraction to girls and I thought that in order to hit on other girls I had to be a boy (later on I started to "identify" as a boy anyway), and, not gonna lie, I enjoyed the attention girls were giving me; there were only 3 guys among us; one is an openly gay man now, the other I know nothing about except "he" had a cringe japanese name, and the third "guy" was me. I was the most popular and my OC, which I drew myself, was the sexiest (btw the quality of our art was quite good, sure, we were no OmegaLioness or DolphyDolphiana, but for a bunch of 11-14 year olds drawing in MS Paint and PS we were quite good). At my peak I had like 14 different girls crushing on me. There was this girl who was older than me, she was the biggest Stacy in our community; she had the best art, the most popular fanfic and OC, the biggest amount of friends. She "dated" the guy with a cringe japanese name. But then we started exchanging personal messages and she fell for me. At first we were a couple only in rp, but then it turned into an actual internet relationship. I felt like an asshole for lying to her about being a boy irl, but I couldn't help it, I had a crush on her, I wrote her poems, I thought about her every day at school and I couldn't wait to talk to her again. It lasted almost a year. I was retarded enough to have two accounts on the messaging platform we were all using, one for actual me, and one for my male self, and before all that male-larping started, I interacted with community as a girl for a while, and she happened to have my first account on her contact list. So one day I accidentally put a status that was associated with my male OC on my orginal account, and she saw that before I managed to delete it. She then checked my IP and of course she found out both accounts have the same one. So she writes to me and screams what the fuck. I start to panic and I tell her I have a sister who's also roleplaying and we use the same pc and I just opened her account by accident. And she fucking bought it. So it went on for a few next months. We started to get into Pirrates of the Carribean fandom. She wanted to rp and of course I wanted to be her bf there too but she decided she doesn't want to have a human OC and she made a fucking gryphon OC, which didn't even fit the universe imo, but whatever (she still wanted her character to be in love with my human character to make it "tragic"). She also wanted me to have a human love interest. We couldn't really find anyone fitting for the role so I ended up roleplying with myself (that is, my fake male me with my real me who pretends to be the sister of the fake male me). You have no idea how stressfull it was to roleplay as two different people in real time. Now I'm pretty sure it supposed to be a test. After some time we went back to TLK rp. We already had children and granchildren. Girls were still hitting on me but I was faithfull to my queen. Then I commited the status mistake again. But this time she didn't have it, I thought she grew suspicious anyway, she wasn't stupid. I told her the truth and everything fell apart. She didn't want to talk to me and everyone kinda turned away from me. I was heartbroken but I knew I deserved it. To make things worse, she used the ideas I told her about as her own and put them in her fanfic. I was angry for not giving me any credit and I wrote her hate comments. She also continued to use my OC in her art and modifying its look without my permission. I was bitter and punished. Rejected by everyone, I turned to a group that was hated by my orginal community, that is, the narutards. I hated anime at that time, but I felt so alone and I had nowhere to go, and there was this one girl who liked my art and introduced me to Naruto and helped me make my own OC. She was the community Stacy, but with a twist of yandere. Nice at first, then she turned out to be a narcissist who threatened you with cutting and killing herself if you disagreed with her (she was, of course, a Sasuke fan). Around that time I commited my peak atrocity that was the TLK x Naruto fanfic, I deleted it quickly though after receiving comments from even more autistic Naruto fan about me being the "insult to all of shinobi". I think I just wanted to express my anger through writing post-ironic crap. Then I met another girl who became my best friend for a while and we made some of the most original OCs imo. We loved to dunk on mary sues such as Shizue Asahi and Sawaii Hitomi. I wrote a few Naruto parodies that people liked, I filled them with political and religious references and made every character into a degenerate. The narcissist Sasuke-stan stole my ideas for a story (certain people loved to steal my ideas for some reason). Lots of fun and autism. Unfortunately, my new best friend grew tired of being a socially awkward sperg like the rest of us and she was online less often and finally she stopped talking to me after sending me the last message about finding a great friend irl and not needing online friends anymore. So I was left alone again. At 14 I felt too tired for this rp shit anyway. I began to cultivate my autism in isolation.

No. 785017

>>785016
I love you

No. 785023

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>>785016
This was beautiful. I expected the autism to calm down but it went up and up, perfect, anon. I love you.

No. 785026

>>785016
Holy shit

No. 785028

>>784979
I deleted my first post saying tl;dr to this, because it somehow felt wrong to read the other anon's entire Naruto/Lion King post after ignoring this, but I ended up feeling exactly the same, lmao.
Let women be alt and tacky and cringe or whatever in peace. Female autists exist, and unsurprisingly, many of them opt to hang out on anonymous imageboards. Trannies still don't own shit but diapers and grooming lmao.

No. 785031

This talk of fanfic reminds me of a cringe story of my own. One time in high school me and my autistic friend group started writing fanfic about our teachers, practically a novel. One day my friend and I were composing a new tale for our compendium of one shots and in our fervour we did not realise that our literature teacher was standing right in front of us reading every work. He confiscated the entire magnum opus and gave it to our head of year who then called us into his office and read the entire thing, (it was definitely not pg) and we had to go apologise to every teacher involved. I had to go the rest of the year with most of my teachers knowing I had written porn about them.

No. 785036

>>785016
>At 14 I felt too tired for this rp shit anyway. I began to cultivate my autism in isolation.
That sounds like a beginning of another great story. Can you give us part two of this autism?

No. 785041

>>785016
Normalize women being unapologetically autistic.

No. 785042

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>>783195
I'm sorry your life is so difficult. But families are meant for "mooching." You help each other in all the ways possible that you can.

No. 785043

>>785031
Never wanted to read something more in my whole life

No. 785045

>>783773
Lol anon this is probably my favorite thing to do, it's the best cope just don't let anyone catch you talking to yourself

No. 785047

I love lolcow, but kiwifarms has better moderation even though they're all autistic and too wordy. It's gotten to the point that I don't go on here daily anymore. Between the clearly under 18 crowd shitting up certain threads to white knights running rampant, it's tiring.

No. 785049

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>>785016
This is probably my favorite post I haver ever read on lolcow, it's the absolute perfect mix of humour, autism and tragic gay stories that I love. I laughed so much, I unironically understand why people were stealing your ideas anon

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>>785016
This is why children shouldn't have the Internet. The compulsion for autism is innate and the Internet allows for its expression in ways hitherto unknown to humankind.

No. 785061

I’m usually pretty good at handling true crime stuff but I watched the Don’t F With Cats documentary earlier today and I’ve been feeling very uncomfortable

No. 785062

I wish I had the same body confidence as my fatass sisters when wearing skimpy clothes.

No. 785070

>>785061
It's an upsetting story, and the documentary handles it well, it affected me too

No. 785071

>>785061
I have been true crime for a long time and I’m kinda desensitised to a lot of things. But I haven’t watched that because of what he did to the cats. I can take looking at r/crimescene but when I think about that I want to sob.

No. 785073

>>785016
Christ that wall of text anon, I scrolled and my vision went blurry

No. 785077

I still think about my friend sexually even though he friendzoned me and we stopped our FWB. The FWB wasn't healthy for me especially since I want a relationship. I really want to move my thoughts away from my friend but I have nothing better going for me relationship wise let alone sexual attraction wise. Maybe I should read romance novels.

No. 785078

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>>785016
How is this even a thing

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>>785016
>tldr picrel

No. 785082

>>785016
Your existence is a real treasure, ILY and thank you for sharing, this is hilarious

No. 785084

>>784783
Based anon. thank you.

No. 785088

I tried to befriend someone in a hobby community years ago and she grifted me big time on a commission. I paid her $$$ to commission something for me, and she wound up giving me something majorly half assed while deeming it acceptable to keep the majority of the materials she used my money to purchase to make something really nice for herself lmao.
I didn't rally against her because I was new to the area and she was friendos with what seemed to be really intimidating people in the comm. I still think about it sometimes, should have called her selfish narc ass out.

No. 785090

>>785047
Dramaboard user detected. Ew

No. 785093

>>785047
Null is in a fuckton of legal trouble precisely because he failed to mod his own website kek.

No. 785106

>>785047
i also go to kf for cows now, the gossip boards on here suck. i only come here for /ot/ and the mtf thread.

No. 785121

>>785061
The case was shocking and senseless from what I recall, however I found the documentary to be kinda meh. They focused too much on the facebook sleuths who didn't really do much in the end. Sure, it was interesting how they predicted Luka 's every move but they came across as cocky at times

Still a pretty interesting watch

No. 785129

>>785017
>>785023
>>785049
>>785082
Thank you anons, ily. I was hestitant to post it but I feel a little better now
>>785057
Without the internet I wouldn't be able to sustain my hobbies and that's the only thing that kept my alive so I don't know how would I cope with that anon. I bet it's the same for many autists
>>785036
It wasn't that great because I didn't interact with online rp communities anymore and with no interactions with other people there's less potential. I became obsessed with cinema. We had a couple of tv channels that don't exist anymore, that broadcasted old classic movies, not just american ones, but also european and asian ones. I was homeschooled for a few years so you know, before and after my lessons I would just watch movies constantly. Sitting all day in my pyjamas and watching movies was very comfy. I feel like movies awakened humanity in me, but also made me longing for interactions I can never have. I didn't have any irl friends or other activities so I was consumed by it. By the time I was 18 I rated at least 3k movies. Everything I owned, be it music CDs or audio files on my pc, had to be segregated not alphabetically, but chronologically (so in the order in which I heard the song/album for the first time), that way, when I get nostalgic, it's easier to trace my memories back to a certain song and recall the moment I heard it for the first time perfectly. I also drew a lot. I developed an unhealthy habit of maladaptive daydreaming. You know, if I loved a movie or a band, I could walk around my room for hours and imagine myself as the main actor or the frontman/guitarist, giving interviews etc. Sometimes my mother would walk in on me like this and ask what the fuck am I doing. I could waste an entire day doing just this (I still do). From time to time I get extremely obsessed about something. Like, 2017-2018 was a Yakuza (the game) year and it became more popular among western casual gamers and I always hate when that happens, but to make things worse the 6th game had such a terrible new engine and physics I had to shit on it for hours on /v/. I was a part of the Jojo fandom for a while - I'm stil a fan, I just don't interact with fanbase - and I caused a shitstorm on /a/ when part 5 anime came out because I hated it. I'm not doing this for attention, I just feel it's rightful to shit on something bad and when I'm done I'm leaving. But I had a few anons there who got absolutely obsessed with me and who followed me on a different board just to bully me or trying to hit on me, they would post about me in Jojo threads even when I wasn't posting anymore and accusing random anons of being me just because they had similar opinions to mine. I became a boogeyman for a few months. I also gained a couple of girl fans which was nice, I made some commissions for them etc. I still feel like shit because I left their discord, I just don't know how to handle a casual conversation with a people who just want to talk to me about random things, without having a specific topic to discuss.

No. 785142

>>785061
same, I feel like these kind of docs don't usually get as graphic because most of the time they're about humans and it would be too disturbing for too many people
then again, surely animal torture is just as disturbing to a similar amount of people

No. 785184

i am kind of afraid to skim through the MTF thread because i don't want to stumble upon my troon ex. i've already seen him featured on KF.

No. 785186

>>785016
I’m not reading all this shit but be yourself nonny. Take no prisoners.

No. 785187

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>>783892
A lot has happened in this thread since you posted this but bear with me anon. I’m in love with magic too, and I’d love to hear more about your thoughts on it! colors you love, what decks you built etc. your cube dreams

No. 785191

I have a male pole dancing fetish

No. 785193

>>785191

Are there really enough videos of that out there?

No. 785194

>>785191
Seconding
>>785193
For no particular reason.

No. 785268

i cheated on my gf with more than one man because unlike her i'd never had sex with one before and i thought she judged me for it. and i would do the same thing again with another woman who'd fucked more men than me because i feel that judgement is inevitable.

t. BPD-chan

No. 785273

>>785268
Lmao, if you think she's gonna judge you for not having sex with men, then imagine how bad she's gonna judge you for being a cheater. Disgusting.

No. 785284

>>784806
Bro don't eat the fucking seeds they've got cyanide in them (though I used to eat them lol)

No. 785285

>>785273
we're not together and i don't give a fuck anymore. if she didn't want me to fuck men behind her back then she shouldn't have made me feel bad about it.

No. 785291

>>785285
Get some help, anon.

No. 785293

>>785284
Don't remember the exact number from when I calculated it years ago, but don't you need like 110 or so seeds to have it become a problem for you?

No. 785295

I'm gonna watch the "I turned into a kuro gyaru and fucked my best friend" anime just because I want Makoto Furukawa to whisper sweet nothings in my ears.

No. 785296

>>785295
is it as scrote and troon pandering as it sounds though

No. 785297

>>785268
anon why don't you just date a man instead of completely wasting women's time by cheating on them

No. 785298

>>785296
I just read the manga and it's basically the yaoi version Ranma 1/2. The het scenes are better than 99.999999% of scenes in hentai and the BL scenes are equally explicit so I think the mangaka is just a fujoshi who also wanted to try to draw het stuff for once. And it's also kind of funny in a general way. It's not for everyone though, I admit it's hard to guess what's the target audience here.

No. 785299

>>785298
that's interesting anon thanks, I was only asking from my first impression but I'm glad it may be wrong

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No. 785315

>>785295
ma'am, we have drama cds for that, no need to spend four hours on an entire anime (they've probably got binaural mics, too)

No. 785317

>>785315
I already listen to random drama CDs just to hear him so I want to listen to something different and I like the stupid romcom moments in that one. If you have specific recommendations though go ahead.

No. 785318

>>785298
When I tried reading it it was like 99% coomer straight porn of the guy graphically fucking the female version of his best friend, it barely had any gay scenes included. Don't know why people are treating it as some revolutionary "both genders get something fairly" creation.

No. 785321

>>785297
i don’t want to date men. i want another relationship with a woman but if she’d fucked more men than me i would want to cheat on her to prove i was as good as her and almost to punish her in a way for being “hotter” and more normal than me

No. 785322

>>785298
Oh, that one scene where he fucks him while he's male. And then it's all het scenes. It's such a bullshit manga and it's not "equal" in any way, it's just your regular coomer hentai trash with one gay scene. The mc's
boyfriend/fuckbuddy is so cringy too.

No. 785324

>>785318
>>785322
I said the scenes were equally explicit, not that there were as many het scenes and gay scenes. Though the gay scenes are from more recent chapters so maybe they're just easier to miss? I don't know how often new chapters get released since I just read that shit last night in one go.

No. 785326

>>785321
pls go back to being a camwhore

No. 785328

>>785321
you need to fuck a therapist

No. 785342

>>785016
Just wanna drop in to throw my own rose at you like everyone else nonny, amazing story, also brought me back to my dA days too kek

No. 785345

>>785324
Yeah I know anon, I was just generally pissed at it, not at you in particular. Sorry.

No. 785352

>>785345
It's fine, I understood you were complaining abou the manga itself. And as I said, it's kinda hard to see what's the target audience beyond just the mangaka being a horny fujo AND yumejoshi at the same time so I understand why you wouldnt like it. Actually if there's anime that means there'd demand but who read the manga more, men or women? I'm curious now.

No. 785362

idk why that anon deleted their post about being a yumejoshi but I relate. I only learned that term from here today! I'm so glad there's a word for it. I've only been let down by 3D men and I have no problem with accepting the husbandopill. Very cringy, but I used to think I was depressed, until I started taking antidepressants and it killed my passion for anything and my libido. Once I got off them and was able to feel the warm embrace of husbandos again I realized that even though everything is shit and I suck ass, at least I have husbandos. Now I live for them. I have friends and family and that's all I need.

No. 785365

>>785362
Half the time when I make posts here I delete them, bad habit. I'm glad to see more people who are yumejoshi the word is so rarely used that I barely knew about it until a year ago despite experiencing being one for so long. I've been able to accept myself a bit more since it isn't that hard to see how irl men are frequently a danger/letdown. I think what really drove me over the edge even with "decent" men were the stats on how men leave/cheat on their partners when they get sick. I just want my husbando and a good group of friends at this point. It's escapism to the nth degree, but I don't think it really does that much harm in the grand scheme of things as long as you're able to distinguish fiction and reality + have a good community you've built for yourself. My self-improvement and general like of myself is usually more stable when I'm deep into it too. We are cringe and we are free.

No. 785366

>>785365
I think I've embraced it so much because I tend to like less popular characters, which drove me to making my own content for them. It brought people into my life and I love making the content and I love making other people happy with it. I felt really cringy and awkward about it at first, but it's brought me much more happiness than cringe. I didn't get to watch that webm you posted and I wish I could

No. 785373

>>785366
>I didn't get to watch that webm you posted and I wish I could
same please anon post it !

No. 785377

>>785366
>>785373
What webm? What did I miss again?

No. 785397

I genuinely believe I'm more suited to be a housewife from the 1800s or whatever instead of being here and now. Only for a well-off husband though, because I couldn't prepare the food I think.

I fucking hate new things and loud noises, and I like plants, sewing and everything soft. I get upset easily and can imagine crying into my handkerchief in my big house because I miss my man. I think I'm a nurturing person but can't stand noisy kids, so can also picture too well being a doting wife and mother, but passing the kids to a maid when they have a tantrum. I guess I'm just neurotic and know well I'd probably feel oppressed and hate it though.

No. 785404

>>785397
you just sound sheltered and spoiled honestly

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No. 785410

>>785397
You sound like spoiled regency era noble, not a housewife.

No. 785413

>>785397
You can opt out of kids, you can opt out of having to cook for someone. You can sew things and keep plants now and live off low effort meals that already come half prepped from the store. I'm not getting your logic here.

No. 785419

>>785397
>>785397
>housewife from the 1800’s
>can’t cook
>can’t take care of children
>most surely won’t clean up stuff
Sounds like the classic character that gets murdered either by her husband, who is having affairs with the maids and/or raping them, or that gets murdered by a maid trying to either get revenge from what the husband did to her or that wants to get the wife’s spot in the house.
Not exactly a good look, but don’t worry, nonnie, you get over that perfect waifu mentality when you take care of a house for more than a few weeks and when you study something interesting for more than a few years.
typios

No. 785434

i'm a pillow princess at heart and i will not be shamed!

No. 785445

>>785419
Well, I've lived independently for a while and am decently educated, but I don't like the stress of office dynamics, standing up for myself or handling any kind of beaurocratic things, no matter how used to it I am, I hate it and wish I could stay inside all day, but with sporadic company. I guess I do just want to be coddled.

No. 785459

>>785445
You sound really autistic

No. 785478

It sort of feels nice when you notice someone else make consistent, specific typos, but you don’t say anything. Yes. So true, friend. Reinvent the English language. You have such fun quirks.
It’s also what makes you unique. I love that if you pop up elsewhere online and I suspect it’s you, all I need to do is make a sockpuppet account, ask about a specific subject and watch you make the same typo to confirm. We’ll never truly be apart

No. 785479

>>785474
How could you even have a 'thong wedgie' when that's just how a thong is meant to be?

No. 785480

>>785478
Typos such as?

No. 785481

>>785479
It was bunched up in between my labia and leaning to one side

No. 785486

>>785481
Ah a front wedgie. You can tell I don't wear small underwear cos that didn't even enter my mind.

No. 785489

I'm thinking of throwing out my sex toys. I use the basic stuff once in a while but I feel like such a degenerate for owning any. Like, who needs 4 butt plugs and a vacuum pump

No. 785490

Why would you wear thongs anyway? They don't even look comfortable

No. 785495

I was introduced to Kurt Cobain for the first time in my life today and he looks like a classmate of mine. You guys have no idea how much I regret a decision I made last year ugh!

No. 785496

>>785489
A few years ago I was living in an apartment complex. I did a big clear out of my sex toys, bagged them up and binned them in one of the buildings big industrial bins.

Couple days later I saw a neighbors kid in the hallway with my tentacle shaped butt plug. Playing with it as if it were a kids toy. Guess the parents were dumpster divers but the whole bag I threw out was clearly all sex toys. Did they not know what it was? So many questions.

No. 785499

I still write fanfics about my Harry Potter OCs as a 20 year old. I don't care about any of the canon characters or any of JK's controversies, I just like the world building and cute boarding school antics with magic thrown in. One day I might throw them up on AO3 or something but I like that they're just between me and google docs for now.

No. 785502

File: 1618673413987.gif (343 KB, 220x180, ROCK.gif)

when I'm done with my ankle weights I like to hold them out to my sides and drop them like Rock Lee

No. 785503

>>785502
It is the only way

No. 785504

File: 1618673708933.jpeg (25.71 KB, 500x316, me_on_the_tram.jpeg)

a week ago i was on the tram and this guy (who had been working out outside judging by his outfit) comes on and he smells so good. it wasn't like he smelled sweaty, i guess it was his natural scent? anyway he smelled amazing, like it was all i could focus on for a while. god, i felt like i was in one of those cursed a/b/o fics. i'm glad i wore a face mask or else his scent would've been even stronger and i'd probably pass out.

No. 785506

>>785490
Nta but I like to wear thongs when I go to a gym to workout so my underwear doesn’t show, and depending on the type of fabric, they can be quite comfortable and won’t bunch up like regular panties.
For example, I like the no show ones because they’re extremely soft, but also cotton ones because they have a bit more structure and won’t cause front wedgies like no show thongs.
i also have a huge ass, so I either wear thongs or any panty will turn into a thong after a while of walking around and the sorts then again, the Brazilian type of cut is also comfortable and a middle ground between regular panties and thongs.

No. 785508

>>785504
> i felt like i was in one of those cursed a/b/o fics
kek thank you i needed to read something like that today

No. 785519

>>785504
Fuck it just start barking at him

No. 785530

>>785496
I'm wondering if the parents kept the rest of it to themselves

No. 785540

>>785519
Nonny you almost made me keyboard smash.

No. 785551

A dude I was friends with in HS is going to a super shitty and expensive college, but I don't give enough of a shit to stop him.
To put in context the dude was kind of a proto-incel. He believed (Straight faced) the biggest threat to the USA was feminism along with other equally abysmal takes, he was conversationally terrible to talk with because if you didn't talk about the 1 of 3 things he loved he'd just say "uh huh", and he was a fat slob who wouldn't stop burping 24/7. He was kind of a shit head, but in HS I was lonely with no standards and I hanged out with him a bit.
I learned that he was into art and he was dead set on going to some animation college. I was also into art and I wanted to be art grind buddies with him so I asked him to show me his art. It was all shit. He was a junior who said he'd been drawing since he was a child, but his work was that of a toddler. He made basic art mistakes like pressing the pencil as hard as he could down and chicken scratching. I tried to give him advice or good resources, but he just ignored me and based all his improvement off of the coomer mikeymegamega and some anime book. He didn't even know anything about the industry as he assumed he be able to work on anime because he's asian, never mind the fact he's Korean and grew up in America. I didn't talk with him for a while because we had a falling over. Googled his school out of bordem and learned it was an infamous scammer school. At best you come out of the school decent if you put effort in, which to be honest he wouldn't do, and at worst most industries just throw your resume out once they see the college.
After meeting him again I tried the explain how his this school was a bad idea, but he said he did his own research and it's fine and a friend of his, also as moronic as him, is going there. He wont even get connections by going to the school because he's doing it online. In fact the only reason he chose the college was so he could live with his mother.
This wont even be a "Fuck the rich" story because he's middle class with only one parent working. Getting a useless degree with 100k+ of debt will destroy his and his mothers life most likely.
I'll see him one more time before he goes to the school to conceive him not, but I wont give it my all
TL;DR
A dickbag I know is going to get an uber expensive that will destroy his life, but I'm to sick of him to put all my effort into stopping him.

No. 785564

>>785551
Is it Academy of Art University, anon? I lvoe hatereading about for-profit art schools. Let me know if I’m right. Anyway, if you’d like to try a different angle, tell him the animation industry is way too nepotistic and mostly biased towards CalArts grads so it’s not worth going into debt for

No. 785571

>>785551
why on earth do you feel the need to help this disgusting little man? would he do something like this for you? no, he wouldn't. just ignore him and live your life girl.

No. 785595

>>781097
Based, but also they're too perfect to be real. irl men with daddy issues aren't nearly as attractive as them when it comes to behavior, and I'm taking into account the fact that Vergil is a mass murderer.

No. 785633

The pedo anons from the unpopular opinions thread are not only repulsive creatures but they're probably scrotes as well

No. 785661

>>785633
you mean the shota anons?

No. 785673

>>785633
I doubt they are scrotes but they are disturbed

No. 785722

>>785661
Yeah,them
>>785673
Mentally disturbed and mentally challenged

No. 785735

>>785016
Have you considered going on a storytelling podcast like Risk?

No. 785745

File: 1618696742890.jpg (56.22 KB, 1024x710, DXUuOQeWkAAUI7E.jpg)

>>785016
>Around that time I commited my peak atrocity that was the TLK x Naruto fanfic, I deleted it quickly though after receiving comments from even more autistic Naruto fan about me being the "insult to all of shinobi"

No. 785794

>>785016
>Struggled with being a baby lesbian at 12, thus lied about being male online and started an internet relationship with another 12-year old girl who believed I was a boy
my fucking god this exact shit happened to me nonnie, I wonder if there are more of us out there

No. 785804

>>785633
>>785673
I'm definitely not a scrote or even a tranny. I hate lolicons (and male shotacons) and find them disgusting beyond words. However 99% of female shotacons will never touch a real child and that's a fact. People unironically treating it as the same as moids systemically abusing minors because of a microscopical percentage of female teachers taking advantage of their students or some autistic woman making a creepy post about having seen a cute teenager need to check their priorities and put their effort where it matters. Not even baiting and you can call me whatever you want because I won't care, I just find it hilarious how pressed people get over shotacon anons and now even accuse them of scrotery since it's traditionally a reoccurring strawman complaint regarding lolcow in male-centered incel spaces like Kiwifarms.

No. 785811

File: 1618701721485.png (491.55 KB, 634x791, relatable.png)

I hate being associated with ill people but it also feels good to find someone relatable. Thought picrel was funny as hell even though it was posted with serious intent

No. 785812

I’m the coolest yet ugliest woman alive

No. 785819

i miss best gore

No. 785831

>>785794
It’s happening to me too. I wish I could gather up the courage to tell her I’m not a man

No. 785836

>>785831
At 12 is the main operative word in this case. If you're 12, this isn't a good place for you to be; if you're a good deal older than 12 then you have no excuse to be catfishing online instead of being honest.

No. 785850

>>785819
Relatable feels

No. 785857

>>785819
you've posted that already few days ago, it's time to move on and get over it

No. 785865

>>785857
no i didn't wtf

No. 785872

>>785857
I'm sure there's a handful of us best gore fags who miss the site, nonnie

No. 785875

>>785865
lol in that case there was an identical post few days ago, hope you two meet

No. 785879

>>785794
oh my god if one of you was also a Mormon then I’m the 12-year-old girl you catfished… and you were still the best bf I’ve ever had

No. 785885

Every night before I go to bed I think about my ex and how happy I'd feel if he texts me, then seconds later I snap back to reality and realize that I don't really care about him. It's the same circle every night. Eh

No. 785899

>>785804
So?You're no better than the degenerates who consume such depraved trash,honestly what's your point?do you want to be validated or what? Fuck off

No. 785944

I love the David S. Pumpkins SNL skit

No. 785947

i have huge crushes on 5 different people and idk how to handle it, that is all

No. 785963

I love weebshit clothes that are often beloved by scrotes and troons, like programming socks or those "realistic" cat ears that a lot of cosplayers have nowadays. I don't wear either myself but it sends me back to my baby weeb days in the late 2000's/early 2010's when life felt so much simpler.

>>773788
I miss creepy-chan. Her old photos were so iconic.

No. 785974

Those out and proud lesbians and bi women who don’t get mad when another woman is “just curious” are based. I see a lot of lesbian anons here and on YT and Tumblr complaining about it, but it seems like in reality, a lot of them are like “yeah whatever idgaf, here’s your quick fix” and it’s just amazing. They give me hope.
God, women are so fucking hot
t. Can’t enter a f/f relationship, closeted and trying not to get beaten to death by my religious family lol bye

No. 785976

File: 1618718315678.jpeg (507.25 KB, 1242x1386, CA800A18-6B76-4195-8BD5-4E6531…)

>>785963
I know right, I really want to get matching cat ears with my best friend so we can be retarded together and meow at each other while at home.
My related confession is that I wish I could wear those shitty trending weeb outfits with my best friend, we could take dumbass pictures and larp at home. I also want matching seifukus, maid outfits and maybe even some random j-fashion stuff we drool over when we see them on Instagram.
If only we had money.

No. 785980

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I’m thinking about killing myself because I don’t want to get older and all my friends stopped talking to me because of my mental breakdowns

No. 785982

>>785980
Don't do it anon. I think write a letter and/ or send a care package to your friends. I'm kind of in the same situation. I think we burdened them too much.

No. 785983

>>785980
You're not a bad person for feeling bad!

No. 785984

File: 1618719495480.jpeg (77.8 KB, 566x800, 09A6C580-CF95-4448-B14C-8725C9…)

>>785982
I’ve tried talking to them. The two I’m having the most problems with haven’t spoken to me properly in nearly 6 months despite me being an annoying bitch and messaging them multiple times. I keep trying to remind myself that nobody gives a fuck about me but it’s hard when I give so many fucks about them. If I was religious I’d pray for death(avatarfag)

No. 785985

>>785875
tbh made me question if i actually did post it
>>785872
i hope someone buys and revives it, i can't cope

No. 786027

>>785061
I think it was a bad idea for them to show the introductions of his videos (and the end of one of them with the dead kittens). Even the sound of the vacuum off-screen in the first one felt traumatizing to me.

No. 786039

I can't believe I wasted 2 hours of my life on making and maintaining a bait thread on /pol/. Got that 350 replies. Made men seethe. But that didn't enrich my life. I feel drained and dirty like after watching porn or eating something unhealthy

No. 786040

>>786039
link the thread i want to waste some time

No. 786048

>>786039
was it the thread titled "the male question" kek

No. 786051

>>785974
I think a lot of lesbians on here are looking for serious relationships and tired of dating, though I'm glad you're finding gals you jive with anon

No. 786052

>>786048
well yes

No. 786061

When I was a little kid I never wanted to finish my dinner, so my cousin (also a child) would feed it to me by hand. We'd pretend the spoon was a spaceship and the grains of rice were astronauts bravely exploring a new world. And then when I chewed them up they'd scream like cartoon cannon fodder caught in a massacre. These are some of my fondest memories. I've never known happiness and nothing feels good but I'm grateful for my dear cousin yelling "My leg!" like in Spongebob as many times as it took to empty the bowl. I really love her.

No. 786068

>>786052
based as hell anon link pwease? uwu

No. 786141

I said my new laptop from Walmart didn't arrive and a recliner from Wayfair was damaged. Both were refunded while I got to keep the items.
I promised myself I won't do anymore for now…

No. 786150

>>786141
careful, anon. don't learn about USPS insurance claims

No. 786153

>>786141
>>786150
How the fuck does anon get away with this? Aren't all deliveries tracked? Maybe I can get the false damage claim but even that seems like such a stretch… aren't you required to provide pictures?

No. 786162

I would just like to say that I appreciate all of you anons. /cgl/ have turned to absolute shit and this is my new home.

No. 786163

>>786153
Walmart didn't care as the chat rep literally did it within a minute.
Wayfair was automated and the picture was optional.

No. 786174

>>786163
Good for you, be careful in the future though.

No. 786189

I usually get myself off once a day but skipped the last couple days as I'm trying to break the habit of watching an embarrassing category of porn I'd become too orgasm-dependant on. So lastnight I had whole bunch of sexual dreams, nothing too intense but pleasant enough stuff and a nice break from my usual anxiety/loss of control dreams.

It's made me more aware of just how rare it is for my dreams to not be incredibly negative. I wake up already feeling bummed out some days. Everyone screws me over in my dreams and it's mental how much that one theme has stuck around for years.

Insert joke about the benefits of nofap

No. 786198

I have a messed up attachment style in my head. I haven't felt warm fuzzies or happiness with a pet or loved one since childhood. I fake everything

No. 786262

File: 1618762455394.gif (208.05 KB, 220x220, uGYucWn.gif)

About 2-3 yr agoI had a friend group on discord. Pretty much everyone there knew eachother, except for me and some other girl. I met them from a mutual friend when I was learning league.. There was this guy who I'll call Coomer. He was really funny, really nice and welcoming, and we quickly became pretty close friends. I trusted him with a lot. typical weeb, pretty much sold his soul to coomerdom, drew art, a little airheaded but emotionally sensitive in mostly a good way.

We maintained a close relationship for a long time. The girl I mentioned before showed up in the server. She was great, we became really close instantly and she was a lot like me. I was with someone else in the friend group at the time. Anyway, summer rolled around of 2019 and she really liked Coomer man. i was supportive i think and they eventually got together…

So , they had some issues. She felt (understandably) jealous because coomer and i were close and i was kinda hurt at the time but i honestly understand now and i gave them distance regardless so i didnt fuck it up.

Coomer was getting anxious that they hadnt met up yet, (online relationship) and he never even heard her voice. im skipping and skipping but the girl and i both found out he was talking mad shit about both of us behind our backs, and it really sucked. he immediately got kicked by our resident edgelord from the group and it kinda put a rift between the friend group bc since we were the women of the group, half of them didnt really care that he fucked up and still wanted to hang with the funni coomer man.

I thought we were best friends, and it hurt a lot, and i became really depressed due to some other life issues, it felt like that was stacked on top of it. however my girl was in a much worse state. she was dealing with an abusive father and eventually attempted allegedly. it was such a sucky situation. my bf at the time and our edgelord in the group (who became closer to me as this happened) blamed coomer. i couldnt bring myself too. eventually i realized despite his major fuck up i still really wanted to talk to him, to msg him, to just be his friend again. and it killed me morally because he hurt my friend so bad, it was so wrong of me to want that but i still did.. eventually my bf and i broke up for unrelated reasons..and i actually am dating the edgelord now. its nice. hes really loyal, and funny, and we have so many similar experiences. but i cant help but really still want to talk to coomer. its been a year since i have talked to him now. idk why i feel this way. i want to message him so bad or hear his voice or something. i have dreams about him zsometimes(non sexual), and sometimes i hope he is thinking of me. i dont think its romantic attraction. Why am I retarded? How do I stop thinking about him. I told my bf honestly and he obviously isn't a fan of it but he tries to help… I just want to get over it..I'm seething…

No. 786296

My biggest fear is dying before my parents do and having them find my dream journal full of the private/sexual/embarrassing dreams that I've had and written down over the years. This is also partially the reason why I destroyed my diary.

No. 786334

I got together with a known abuser because I was self-destructive and suicidal, and got just what I expected. It was a good learning experience. I respect myself more now.

No. 786336

>>786334
Was he hot at least or was he an Onision tier uggo? Sorry for your bad experience anon

No. 786338

>>786189
You can't just mention an embarrassing category of porn without telling us what it is, nonnie.

No. 786343

>>786189
You must say what is that category of porn, is it something retarded like shapeshifting into a toaster?

No. 786352

>>786336
Thanks, anon. I think he was objectively hot, definitely the hottest man I've been with. Charming too. That's why I was so flattered he was into me. Like a fucked up drug I couldn't resist.

No. 786449

File: 1618779148980.jpg (55.49 KB, 640x640, XD.jpg)

I desperately want to learn kpop choreographies and figure out how to rap/compose music, but I am absolutely awful at all of those things, I can't even think of music in my head without it already being stuff that already exists. I would do it, but it would incredibly cringe, and there's nothing worse than being the koreaboo white girl who thinks she can dance

I basically want to be like Min Yoongi, he's so cool and seeing him be so passionate about music makes me want to try too

No. 786461

>>786449
Well dancing is good workout and it doesn’t hurt to pick up music. You’ll grow out of being retard underage stan soon, hopefully.

No. 786466

I’ve just realized that the “can’t make a wife out of a ho” song is about a man who is in denial about his anger issues who is bitter that his woman left him and moved on. So now he is slut shaming, because that’s all he can do. Just check the lyrics..

No. 786515

>>786449
when i was into kpop i taught myself some dances using tutorials on youtube. there are people that will go through step by step and at different speeds. it was super fun even though i never showed anyone!! i did already like dancing though, so if it's more frustrating than fun for you, don't be afraid to do really simple/easy dances or only dance at half speed

No. 786529

>>786461
That's the problem anon, it'd be fine if I was 15,but I've been on the kpop pill for 6 years, the autism never stops

>>786515
I don't have access to mirrors, but I think I could handle something super simple (been watching alot of 2nd gen mvs lately), thanks anon. Doing them does seem fun, so maybe I should just do it for that. Seokjin had the same amount of dance experience at my age, so that means I can get good too, r-right

No. 786615

this is going to sound very ~troon~ but i was taking pics of myself naked in the mirror and i got so turned on by myself that i coomed. what is wrong with me.

No. 786621

>>786615
Been there, done that. Nth is wrong with you. Enjoy bb

No. 786654

I pronounce Se7en sesevenen

No. 786667

I'm a self harmer and I've started giving myself blood skincare facials using the blood from my cuts.

No. 786678

>>786654
Anon I love you

No. 786682

>>786667
Ooh don't cut yourself on all that edge-
Wait

No. 786684

>>786667
enoby dark'ness dementia raven way posted this

No. 786685

>>786667
But does it work?

No. 786696

>>786667
that only works with placental blood

No. 786703

>>786696
nta but is that why people eat them? literal life giving properties I guess lol

No. 786706

File: 1618803926951.jpg (Spoiler Image, 255.11 KB, 2000x1333, tapeworm-07.jpg)

I found out I have tapeworm(s) living inside me today after wiping and finding a 3 inch long flat, ribbony creature in my toilet paper. I'm getting it treated tomorrow but found out you can have a tapeworm live inside you for over 20 years. I wonder if the only reason I'm not fat is because this little guy has been mooching off of me this whole time. I watch my calories loosely and I'm always surprised that I'm not heavier and I've always been able to have occasional binges with no consequence. In fact, since I have 0 negative symptoms why not just let him chill and share calories with me? I'm joking of course…… unless?

No. 786709

>>786706
oh god, I would be horrified to find that I don't know how you can be chill. I know there's no side effects but ahh creepy crawlies

No. 786710

>>786706
I do be thinking about the fabled tapeworm diet and considering it….

No. 786711

>>786667
Post routine

No. 786715

File: 1618805230678.jpeg (336.45 KB, 834x929, 517E0BB8-1622-4E2F-B5F9-3347A4…)

>>786706
this is you isn't it

No. 786721

>>786706
>since I have 0 negative symptoms
Well, that you're aware of.
Tapeworms exist in two types of infections: Intestinal, or invasive. If they've only infected your intestines, then yeah it's true there probably isn't much to worry about besides some blockages that lead to infections, like appendicitis. But did you know that over time, tapeworms travel? They form cysts within your body as they dig through your intestinal walls and travel to other locations like your organs. When they start to attack your nervous system, they can cause seizures, dementia, and in some extreme cases can be fatal.

I'm not trying to be a know it all, but why do you think tapeworms never caught on in modern medical practice as an effective dieting strategy? People are willing to chop out half of their stomachs, go under the knife to suck out the adipose, and take all sorts of gross weight loss supplements–so it seems like swallowing some parasites wouldn't be outside the realm of crazy just because of creepy crawlies, right? Except the downside to parasitic infections is that they're unpredictable, and there is no guarantee of their efficiency or safety. You wouldn't know when the cutoff is to kill these fuckers, or even if you could. I'm glad you're getting antibiotics anon, this really isn't worth it.

No. 786722

>>786706
I have no idea how youre so chill about it, Id be losing my mind.

No. 786742

>>786706
why the fuck did i unspoiler that

No. 786750

File: 1618812394850.png (276.42 KB, 720x400, Dz6EJR0UUAEkJRx.png)

I occasionally visit the "shitty SJW art" thread on kf for a laugh but I hate when one of them tries to redraw/redesign a subject's OC. Everyone on there is an awful artist if not worse than the people they make fun of

No. 786762

Had a coworker once praise me how I'm smart, capable etc and I had to turn away to not to start crying. I still cringe when I think about it.

No. 786763

File: 1618814622266.jpg (122.96 KB, 1150x647, castcowboy-bebop.jpg)

>>786706
>after wiping and finding a 3 inch long flat, ribbony creature in my toilet paper.
J-Jesus Christ.

No. 786766

>>786706
You have nice nails.

No. 786767

>>786706
We had a few of those things in jars in the biology cabinet in elementary school. We were given them when we were studying worm evolution, I remember everyone being fascinated holding and watching them, such an opposite reaction here lol. Kids love gross stuff I guess. The biggest one they told us was extracted from a little girl, it was much longer than she was tall.

No. 786830

I think I need to go to the hospital. I'm either crying or drinking when I'm not sleeping and I barely sleep these days. It feels like if I even look around my apartment or pay attention to something that isn't mindlessly scrolling I can't breathe. Everything is so overwhelming.

No. 786877

>>782089
AIIIIEEEEE

No. 786904

>>786706
Slightly ot, but how does one even get tapeworms in the first place? From eating fruits/vegetables?

No. 786908

I'm considering answering a Craigslist ad of a guy who offers tantric massage to women just to get sexual experience

No. 786909

>>786908
please don't, you're gonna get murdered

No. 786912

>>786909
I checked his website and he has good reviews though. I've seen guys who block reviews and that'd raise my suspicions as well

No. 786913

>>786912
Oh, so maybe that's not so bad. Please have someone call the police if you don't talk to them in an hour from when your appointment was supposed to finish

No. 786914

>>786913
That's a good idea, thank you!!

No. 786916

>>786830
Get you some help anon. You can get better ♥

No. 786943

For the longest time I thought FetLife was a site that fat people used to hook up lmao

No. 786958

>>786943
It is.

No. 786960

>>786958
…wait, isn't it like a bdsm website?

No. 786964

File: 1618845458340.png (112.91 KB, 500x277, garbage.png)

My dream drama would be for someone who's mega internet-famous to be outed as a lolcow user. I just think it'd be so fun

No. 786968

>>786830
What's so overwhelming anon?

No. 786974

Decided to clean my keyboard and the majority of the stuff between the keys is my own pubic hair. I am pruning the bush asap

No. 786976

>>786974
How do you get pubic hair in your keyboard? I have a bush (most of the time) too, but I don't understand how that could happen

No. 786995

>>786976
I'm like rapunzel below the belt, and I scroll without pants on a lot. You do the math

No. 787034

Covid was a blessing in disguise because i dont have to see the number of white trash tourists who came here for free pussy really heals me. I don't have to gouch my eyes out every time i went to those streets again

No. 787039

File: 1618855384930.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.97 KB, 843x522, fdsf.jpg)

>>786706
why would you lie on the internet

No. 787046

>>786766
>>787039
lol I thought it was obvious she wasn't using a pic she took herself? She said the one she found was 3 inches

No. 787145

>>785836
I didn't catfish her. I never sent her a pic or a video of someone else. I just pretended to be a guy on some now defunct social media site (I didn't want to get targeted for being a girl), got some friends along the way (that includes her), she became completely infatuated with me, and still is to this day. We've been online friends for 4 years and I'm too scared to tell her the truth

No. 787164

>>786960
It is.

No. 787196

>>787039
Iltapaska on my lolcow? How the fuck do people even get these

No. 787224

>>787145
Forgive me if I'm too autistic to get the joke, but isn't that just what catfishing is? It doesn't have to involve a picture.

No. 787229

>>787224
I guess that counts as catfishing then. I simply can't admit to her I lied all this time

No. 787230

I wish I didn't lie so much. I don't lie about people or even to make myself look good. It's just tiny little things that I feel like I say because I'm scared to upset the person or make them unhappy in some way. Idk if it comes from my step-dad getting angry with me every time I said something wrong or something he didn't want to hear. Interacting with people sometimes feels like a performance I am trying to get through as unscathed as possible. I am always honest with my family and my boyfriend but I feel like such a phony with friends sometimes. I feel guilty. I want to be genuine with people.

No. 787280

i dont do like myspace angles. i dont facetune my pictures. but i am very careful on how i take my pictures to look better because i let go off myself on quarantine and feel bad. i mean, its pretty obvious i look different but i do find my way to look decent.

im doing a long distance thing. we sext and we send nudes. ive even sent like videos and stuff. but again, i am very careful with the angles and positions i use. not trying to fool him into thinking im skinny, just into thinking im thiccc in a good way. my fat distribution isnt bad in my opinion, but i dont know, i do try to look better. he wants to do videochat and jerk off and stuff and i always say no cause i cant play my right angles if we're doing it like live. even with videos i send i find the way to take them that flatters me the most. im planning on losing weight cause i dont want to meet him looking so fat. but for now i cant video call him cause i feel like im a liar and hes going to think im ugly as fuck. ill keep telling him its cause im shy. i need to get my shit together.

No. 787306

I look down on anons (and anyone else really) who simp over youtubers, especially male youtubers.

No. 787328

>>787306
I can't help it, when I find a youtuber who's my type and seems to have a compatible personality or sense of humor, I automatically imagine how I'd crush on him irl. It's really no different from a crush on a fictional character. It's retarded to go full simp and try to interact or believe you really know this person though. As long as that doesn't happen a tween crushing on pewdiepie or some shit is the same as a tween being team Edward and hoarding twilight posters.

No. 787334

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I hate that I'm on this website so much. It make me feel like shit and I don't get anything done but here I am constantly checking it anyway.

No. 787340

>>787328
I just think most youtubers are ugly and obnoxious, it's more like having a crush on a pile a feces. At least some fictional characters can be ok and somewhat attractive, I can't think of a single male youtuber I didn't want to a-log on. Even the """wholesome""" ones nonnies like to shill are annoying as fuck. I'm tired of seeing and hearing about them, I hope they all lose their jobs and the uggo ones shouldn't have shown their faces to begin with.

No. 787342

The worst mistake I've made was letting myself fall into the "therapist friend" category.

No. 787373

I actually like lori lewds voice/little twitches in her video. Fuck.

No. 787375

I think most of the threads on /pt/ are absolutely bizarre, i.e the Kiki kannibal one. The same people have been talking about her irrelevant ass for years and calling her haggard and shit when she objectively looks better than probably 95% of the userbase here. This doesn't just go for her, I just think a lot of the "milk" threads are shit on /pt/ and most of the cows are stupid and boring. /snow/ has some really interesting milk though; the tradthots, Nordic/placentaverse, twitch streamers, you tubers, etc

No. 787381

>>787375

i agree but i do think handling /pt/ must be difficult

its supposed to have the classic cows, so someone like Kiki or Onion can only go there. no matter how dry they are, they are classic cows and earned their spot to /pt/ and should never be downgraded to /snow/. classic cows just need to be left to their sad no milk saged threads and die. but i dont think its bad, its just that not everyone gets to be /pt/ material

/pt/ is too dead currently. they need to add new cows. i think shayna should be in /pt/ by this point. she has "thrived" here for years. as stupid and nitpick as her threads can get, c'mon, compared to mariah shes a riot. its hard to name someone else though, cause /snow/ is so volatile and cows just come and go constantly.

i dont know, to me /pt/ is special and i understand mods being selective of the cows. but at the same time it is annoying that theres not much going on there at all.

No. 787387

>>787375
>95% of the userbase
Speak for yourself, sis.

No. 787388

I only compliment people who are ugly and mediocre, never people who are more attractive or talented than me.

No. 787391

>>787388
Oh hell naw, this is why compliments rub me the wrong way

No. 787392

>>787388
Probably because you yourself are ugly and mediocre

No. 787393

>>787388
New psychological complex just dropped!

No. 787397

>>787388
it's the opposite for me i hate when an unattractive or unkept person says smth like "ohh i'm so ugly" and i'm forced to say shit like "noo you're not you're a queen" omfg i cringe so hard internally.

No. 787414

>>787397
Why are you forced to say that? Give them tips on how to be cute instead.
>Maybe you'll feel better if you take shower

No. 787415

>>787391
I think most people give compliments this way. You're right to distrust them. Particularly if they are only complimenting you in front of others.
>>787392
Compared to the people I don't compliment, yes.
>>787397
Oh I hate compliment/sympathy fishing too. Those types of chronically miserable people are never satisfied. Same with people who constantly feel the need to whine about how "depressed/anxious/suicidal" they are.

No. 787427

>>787414
this made me kek, imagine being worried about your facial features being unattractive and hearing "MAYBE START TAKING SHOWER" back

No. 787429

Ever since lockdown I've been brushing my teeth only once a day

No. 787436

>>787414
because i don't wanna make it awkward and i know they're probably gonna cry into their pillow at night and write some suicidal shit on their private social media after hearing the harsh truth.

No. 787438

>>787436
I'm glad I don't have friends like you

No. 787440

>>787438
i used to be one of those people so i know what i'm talking about

No. 787442

>>787440
>used to

No. 787502

>>787388
>>787415
i'm sorry that you're bunch of fake bithces, i compliment people because i want to genuinely compliment them

No. 787532

>>787502
I appreciate your input, anon. You sound like a sweet and thoughtful friend.

No. 787562

>>787397
the only person i've ever done this to is my boyfriend and he refuses to compliment me

No. 787632

Fuck I keep having to tell myself "STACY IS NOT A PICKME" to not act completely desperate. If it works, it works

No. 787763

Sometimes, I find The Big Bang Theory funny. Mainly after everyone got married and start families and all. Not funny enough to like cry or anything, but enough to have it run in the background if nothing else is on TV.

No. 787793

I'm so stupid I can't even make a good looking simple braid or ponytail. I try for like an hour at a time once a month.

No. 787797

>>787793
we all had to learn somewhere! You just have to practice a bit more and you'll be good at it before you know it. Pinterest and youtube are your friends

No. 787819

>>787793
Anything you want to get better at your just need to practice more. French braids use to seem so confusing to me but now it's my go to hairstyle that works no matter how messy my hair is.

No. 787826

>>787502
This is how I felt after reading those posts. Christ. For instance, one of my most instantaneously recognizable attributes is that I'm physically attractive and idc if I'm complimenting someone who is hotter or not than me (similar thing with intellectual pursuits that result in an output as well as hobbies). There's more important shit out there than the ego.

No. 787840

my recent ex’s best friend is having an affair on his long term partner with me. he’s taking me to a private club of which my ex is also a member, and attends frequently. chaos is going to ensue and i can’t say a thing

No. 787841

>>787840
Is he hot?

No. 787846

>>787841
unbelievably so. also a semi prevalent political figure

No. 787847

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No. 787851

>>787846
local politicans doesn't count

No. 787856

>>787851
then it’s good he isn’t one

No. 787858

>>787840
I don't understand farmers that come here to brag about fucking people who are in relationships

No. 787873

Kind of annoyed not one man I know has thirsted for me on fb and sent a dm. I miss sex but I don't want to fuck a random literally how do I tell the men I know without telling them I'm up for safe consensual sex if they find me pretty lol and I find them pretty too. I'm not counting ugly men that have messaged.

No. 787877

>>787230
Sage for not much advice to give but I feel the exact same way anon. Everything being a performance fucks with your head

No. 787928

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I'm almost 30 but JJBA makes me feel like 15 years old weeb again, I can't wait for the new anime

No. 787946

really wanna top lovely lor's girlfriend. just horny for woman in general. wanna top woman. coron sucks ass

No. 787995

I bought this lighter so I could use it to light incenses and candles, but the sound of it kinda reminds me of when I used to smoke and it's kinda making me want to do it again lol
I won't, however.

No. 788000

Can't help but feel a little embarrassed my recent drinking problem spergs contributed to the AA thread in /g/ (ty for making it tho anon)

No. 788004

Every time my best friend talks about going abroad with me again I just nod my head and agree but the reality is I don’t really want to go with her. I’m okay taking things slow and usually have the best time traveling with friends where we have a loose outline of places we want to go and maybe for one day we’ll end up staying in or doing something close by on the fly because we’re just super tired, but my best friend is the type of traveller to jam pack every single day with an agenda and plans to stick with it. When we landed in Japan last year, we immediately went out to to do something because that was the agenda. She’s very much a “I paid a lot of money to be here so I’m going to make it worth it” which is fine and I get it, but as long as I can do some cool things and just enjoy a vacation with friends I’m not too miffed. It’s cool if people want to travel like that with an extensive and well thought out plan but it’s so exhausting to me. She also never agrees to go sightseeing in out of the way spots that I want to see but we have to go to where she wants to go because she did intensive research and it’s on her to do list. Pandemic aside, I also want to just travel around the US some more since I haven’t ever really travelled domestically but she doesn’t want to do that.

No. 788063

I use a menstrual cup now but I kind of miss how my pads smelled.

No. 788070

I'm still obsessed with a guy I met literally once on a Meetup before the pandemic broke out. I stalk him on Instagram and sometimes on LinkedIn to see what he's up to. He wouldn't even remember me if we met in real life

No. 788071

>>788063
Anon what the fuck, get help please I love you

No. 788106

>>788063
I also love how my pads smell, I thought I was the only one lol.

No. 788113

>>788004
being honest with those we care about it hard :(
But by not being honest we risk getting detached, I feel like I sometimes have to take care of how I think of people who are close to me by being honest and getting into very uncomfortable situations.
I hate doing that because I don't want to hurt anyone, but if I don't I won't like them and won't enjoy spending time with them, I don't want to grow apart from good friends and good people anymore :(

No. 788114

Can't stop laughing when I see some idiots' profiles on Twitter, they have shit in their bio like They/She or "I'm friendly uwu" and yet they sided with my friend's abusive ex even when it was proven well after that he was a piece of shit. Never trust wokesters or people who have an overtly friendly front.

No. 788116

>>788063
>>788106
Same, I always assumed they were scented in some way? It was a kind of sickly sweet floral scent, idk if the blood had anything to do with it.

No. 788117

>>788063
I thought I was in the dumbass shit thread for a second

No. 788119

It's very common for people to talk behind other's backs, but when I say something to the people's face everyone acts awkward, never backs me up.
I have recently realized I might be slightly autistic, but I know I'm in the right!

No. 788120

>>788063
>>788106
>>788116
I hope an asteroid hits earth