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Please don't close /ot/ edition
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If Biden wins Georgia or Pennsylvania, he'll win. If Trump wins both of those states, he wins. It looks like a Biden presidency, but Trump isn't out of the question, Georgia is very close right now. Biden is winning the popular vote, but popular vote doesn't matter.
Trump is having a meltdown on Twitter over absentee ballots (the mail-in ballots). It's pretty funny, if you haven't looked at it.
I'm an anarchist and kind of don't give a shit which person is putting brown people in concentration camps and making me pay for basic human rights.>>668009
Thank you. I love them. Picrel, bull terriers are my favourite dogs, as much as I disagree with dog breeding and know purebreds have too many problems.
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dsfrr sdf(no scrotes allowed, Mads)
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Please let me join with a wonderful picture of a rough collie. Look at it. It looks soft and has a long nose. I want to hug it.
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they're cute, my favorite is border collies>>668020
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i love smooshy face dogs, but my heart would break with having to grapple with the inevitable health problems that they're prone to…
Bull terriers are my favourite dog of all time. I love them so much.
I love when you pet their big fuzzy snout
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Do any other farmers have any cows that they sort of have a secret soft spot for? Like, you enjoy their milk and laughing at them, but ultimately you don't really dislike them?
For me it's N2F, Shayna, and Shasti.
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I love schnauzers, they can either look like cute plushies or demon horses depending on how you groom them.
elzani, n2f, venus
mickey deer i dont exactly like but she mostly makes me laugh, her shoops are so ridiculous to me i just find it funny at this point. she doesn't piss me off like other cows do but i wouldn't say i like her
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Don’t you think chihuahuas are hilarious? I was walking yesterday and saw a couple with one on a long lead and it’s legs were so small and literally going so fast it was like a blur. I was laughing for ages after it was so cute and weird
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I’ve never watched Supernatural but all the memes are so funny
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15 year old me is living
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Same, might read destiel fanfic for the first time since I was 16. Had my first (and only) orgasm to a destiel alpha/omega fanfiction, I am the reason God fears his creations.
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I'm pretty sure I have a UTI and waiting on the lab results for antibiotics to be prescribed is hell
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that cow is SO CUTE I have a soft spot for fluffy cows they're so cute
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Reposting from previous thread
My ex gf would give me so many cute clothes and presents but she would also yell to me a lot
I was also a very retarded 19-22 year old when we dated and I feel so stupid and I did bad
But also she yelled a lot and made me angry and upset all the time, basically crying a lot and feeling hopeless too
It kinda sucks because my current relationship doesn't buy me shit so I feel like I lost a big opportunity idk. Idk how to feel
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I always wanted to be sportsy but my shyness and OCD as a kid made me become fat as fuck, how can I reverse this? legit asking (dunno if this goes better on the stupid questions thread)
Where do I even start? I'm 24
I'll give it a try!
I'm mostly worried because of the packaging. I got the items in something like a taped platic bag instead of the usual box. Of course my dumbass ripped the bag but the packaging where the leggings were in are fine so I reeeeeeeally hope they'll accept it.
I'll give you advice. Start off slow and don't overwhelm yourself because you'll give up. I was sporty as a teen then took a turn and became some disgustingly lazy. I've been able to get back from it but it takes effort. You will have bad days but if you have more consistent days it'll work.
Don't even bother with doing high cardio yet or lifting weights. You're own bodyweight will be enough initially and you want to actually build up strength slowly because you probably are out of alignment. I was. My posture was fucked and it effected how I carried myself and weight.
Start stretching. Look up how to properly stretch and form. That's the most important thing I found. You need to feel your muscles that's how you'll know you're actually working. This is what I mean by starting off slow. Stand now and raise your arms straight over your head and stand up straight. You'll feel your core working or you wanting to stop. You need to build up your stamina slowly or you'll just burn yourself out and quit, because in a few weeks you're going to feel yourself walking taller and feeling more confident to actually run about and be active. Obviously walking is great lol
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Chihuahuas are so adorable and I just love how they tremble all the time. This is one of my favorite photos, I know he's suffering but, god that face.
Seriously. And as >>668213
says you will never see men doing the same for us. If it's, "God my girlfriend nags me all the time (over my legitimate retardation…)" then you'll get all of them dog piling on. Any man that stands up for women will immediately get labeled a simp or white knight, so 99% of men are too insecure and weak to stand for a non-shitty opinion if it means being excommunicated from the bro squad.
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Holy shit anon, this made me laugh so hard
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I posted >>668060
earlier and I am laughing at these other chihuahua pics posted. They are absolutely hilarious, timid creatures. They also always remind me of 2000’s Paris Hilton
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I had a day off from work and I could literally just stay sleep
all day. Anytime I find anything enjoyable in my life I could just fall asleep to it. Can't get enough of it. Don't have narcolepsy tho because I unfortunately have to stay awake at work.
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I love this picture
I think the only cow I've ever had a genuine soft spot for was Italian Aly, but for the life of me I couldn't you why.>>668203>>668163
I'm glad there's people out there who love chihuauauas (ignore the spelling) because they all look like >>668245
to me. (I am more partial to larger dogs tho)
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Anyone here read r/fundiesnark or keep up with those communities? Just now Bethany from Girl Defined acknowledged them on her IG story. I find Girl Defined pretty milky but fundiesnark gets way too obnoxious and virtue-signal-ish with their cowtipping. They recently got multiple sponsors to drop Bethany/GD. Not sure if there's a better thread to put this in but I'm wondering what you guys think of thishttps://www.instagram.com/bethany.beal/
I go there occasionally and sometimes I'm surprised and annoyed by how nitpicky they are, lc can be the same but it's against the rules so there's generally pushback when anons go OTT. You can tell the place is full of religious women who are just gossiping about their peers.
Regardless, idgaf about how Bethany or any other fundie feels. They are shitty people who deserve to be mocked and bullied, and they deserve to lose any paid sponsorship.
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Been lurking a /v/ thread in 4chan and, honestly, sometimes the anons there are funny. Once you know what type of people use the site, you just filter through the shitposting and scrotism and read what's important.
My favourite combo was when they posted pic related and other Diabolik Lovers screenshots followed with "this is what women like" and other anon posted "sisters, they are making fun of us again…". Meanwhile, scrotes where talking about NTR, farts and feet.
Males are just sit-com characters at this point.
PS: i also like the "[insert-word-here]bros, not like this…" shitposting.
I expect them to be like that (degenerates, pedos, etc), so I guess that's why I'm not really frustated.
At this point, I just dont care about moids at all. They are all cartoony and dumb. I'm just there for the leaks, the keks and the gameplay tips.
She’s not even a weeb! She’s 100% normie, I’m
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>at local book shop
>spot a nice £9 book
>looks brand new, great condition
>start reading it weeks later
>realize there's an autograph from the author on the 2nd page
>mfw it's a signed copy but it's not my name
>shop has no-returns policy so i can't get my money back for a blank one
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yes!! fuck math!!!!
lol same. It’s canon but of course they kill Castiel off immediately because “can’t have gays in our manly, homoerotic bdsm demon-hunting show!”
Johnlock canon would’ve made the show slightly more tolerable. But then Sherlock would’ve probably been killed off for real, for the same logic.
god ik. if they got together it could`ve saved us the whole mary morstan mess. i`m fine with the idea of her but the show just did her dirty.
and fuck, you just know since supernatural did it, now other shows won`t do anything similar for a while cause it`d look too much like a rip off. so any other will-they-wont-they ships will stay in moratorium. lord we had one gay canonization and it`s wasted on supernatural AND the guy dies like immediately after. gg no re
did you post this in two threads?>>668387
I browse /mu/. I genuinely don't understand why people hate it so much. Ignore the scrotes and you can find genuinely good recs for music and equipment.
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LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF FUCKING MILK
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Also posted on dated aesthetics but im seriously considering going back to the sad bbygirl aesthetic I used to have when I was a teenager.
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Despite all the shit that’s going on, all the shit that makes me despair my whole life, sometimes I just feel so flooded with pride and gratefulness for being born a woman. You feel me?
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yes… YES… Y E S
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Wandered to /pol/ to see the reactions of people seeing Biden win the election. The triggered moids are watering my crops, the coping is making my skin clear
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You sure did sweetie, here’s some more crayons for you to eat.
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Me too! I love being a woman, i'm proud of us
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Fuck moids, I hope they're seething with Trump's loss lmaoooooo
I want more memes like this
I can't believe Biden won guys fuck yes we are the FUTURE
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Congrats 'murica! I hope things get better for burgerland anons whoop!
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I simp for this man so hard. I adore him. Hes not even conventionally attractive in fact he looks kinda goofy even. But that specifically is so endearing to me. He's got such a cute baby face. And he just seems so wholesome. I watch his twitch streams all the time, he is so kind and patient, pretty funny too. He seems really down to earth and honest. I just wanna hug him and cradle his head in my lap and listen to him talk about making music while he draws cute little doodles.
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I fucking love that vid.
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I am so happy for you burgeranons, I am very glad Biden won. Congratulations! Love, ukanon.
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I miss going to weird underground parties so much, I'm wasting a lot of time daydreaming and reminiscing about dancing all night long and meeting new people when I'm supposed to be working on a research paper
Lol what damage? That was all on the left with their bogus accusations.
Trump is suing so don’t scream victory yet!
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Fuck 4chan and it's trumptard fan base
I had to stop at >Don't insult yourself, he thinks you're very pretty
Why the fuck can't women vent to their own SOs if they're insecure? Also the millions of men who complain about how their girlfriends don't have kim k ass nd perky super model tits say otherwise
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I'm a kissless virgin at 30 and I can't decide if I'm happy or not as the society around me seems to expect me to find my true one and start a family. On the other hand I don't desire sex or a relationship, but then again I keep second guessing that I'm missing out on something I don't have the slightest idea of. I'm not asexual or anything, emotional intimacy just terrifies the fuck out of me and I'm basically pic related due to various traumatic incidents and abuse and that's probably how I'm going to be. My life is totally normal otherwise and I'm dedicating myself to my job and hobbies but it's just somewhat embarrassing to tell new people that I'm single, childless and not looking when they ask about it and then look at me awkwardly like I'm a crazy cat lady in the making. Idk anons. I got my weebshit and anime men and that's enough for now.
By the age of 30 I had fucked a bunch of guys. One night stands, fuck buddies, a failed marriage, another long term relationship after that. I honestly could take it all back and still be in the same place in life right now.
The sex wasn't amazing. The breakups and lows erased most of the joy from the relationships. I don't know if you're missing out on much.
I'm now single, living alone and crushing on a celeb/having more orgasms with a dildo and those fantasies lol. None of it mattered.
I only started to experience it in my mid twenties and didn't know what was wrong with me, had never heard of it before.
I've also started getting really intense fatigue pre-period (visibly look like shit, tired around my eyes etc) and people are like 'that's not a thing' I swear it fucking is!
>>668990 > "uwu call me them"
This reminded me of something. Didn't want to shit up the thread in snow about this but I've been following the pyrocynical allegations for the last few days and the accuser is a gay man who has 'any pronouns' listed in his bio and then a gay pride flag and the name ivory.
So many people making videos on the situation don't know it's a gay guy and keep referring this 'girl' making allegations against pyro lol. I keep seeing people saying shit like "oh look another woman with claims against a youtuber" It's a gay man ffs! Like would it kill him to make that clear while people keep using his story to paint women as liars and fake victims
I mean if he's genuine in his claims he could actually bring awareness to the fact that it happens to guys too.
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Any tips to get rid of hiccups quick? I know all of the dumb old wives tales and have tried them but I am tired and want to sleep and I can’t stop hiccuping.
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this is so fucking funny to me, i’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes at people ripping the trump team a new one over this whole thing.
There's plenty of people who love vagina and vagina only. As long as there's women there will always be exclusive vagina lovers.
Don't let a few scrotes make you think they don't exist.
The issue is the vagina lovers are just as shitty as the undercover Bussy Boys/Anal boys.
all in all men suck.
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this warms my icy little anglophobe heart. can't wait to see britbongs that were stupid enough to go abroad on holiday complain about how unfair it is they can't leave their room on their hollyday!!
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i'm not into petplay at all but i love keeping an eye on the community because there's so much drama and pettiness. the cowmmunity milks itself.
They're by far the worst tourists but I guess they needed tourismbux so they let them come anyway.
My country has been trying to push tourists to come here this year so hard and I know they're going to starve but I don't really care because they're putting everyone else in jeopardy, since the only tourists that are travelling this year are the irresponsible ones anyway.
Anyway, I hate British and Irish tourists, they're incredibly entitled despite being the trashiest nations in Europe. All the island inbreeding really be messing with your head.
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Anyone ever had apple sidra?
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It's pretty good but this stuff is my fav
I know it's stupid but I can't wear lash extensions and my lashes can't hold a curl even with waterproof mascara so they constantly look like shit and make my makeup look unfisihed/as if something is missing.
It's just a preference, is it stupid? Yup, but I just want to feel pretty.
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I took all my meds, some of which should be taken with food, and then accidentally took an Adderall to clean my apartment and finish some work before eating. I’m so stupid.
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samefagging, but i also found this
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rest easy my husbando
He sounds like a ticking time bomb. I know people like him, and they're social media addicts that think twitter is real life.
You need to gradually ground him back to reality before he starts demanding that you cut ties from your friends and family. To him, this is really an issue of control and not an issue of wanting to feel safe.
Nope. Just talked big game and tried to amp her up even more when I didn't react. He seemed extremely insecure and upset when I didn't care and would try harder by comparing our bodies and telling me how much better she was so I told him I'm leaving and he threw a hissy fit>>669721
I cut ties a long time ago. My mind is weird so random things he did would jump out at me and open my eyes even more. He has no way to contact me either which was his fault since he refused to add me on snapchat or anywhere else and claimed it was for our safety kek
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I love the term burger, I know why it exists and all of that but for some reason I just find very adorable to call people "Burger"
I send good wishes and love to all of you Burger-chans reading this.
Anon. Kill it.
God damn, I had a spider on my blanket yesterday and could have shit myself.
Yeah, it’s kind of annoying. Visiting my dad’s family is the most annoying thing ever, they only seem to be able to talk about how we should look pretty or sexy if we ever want to marry, or how we should start dieting more, getting surgeries done and such.
The worse part is that my older cousins did get married, so it’s great, but because of that, they’re targeting my younger cousins, the eldest of them is like, 16 years old, and the youngest is around 10 years old, they don’t deserve being constantly pushed into doing stuff they don’t even know if they want to do, but even mentioning how they should just enjoy being kids just brings unnecessary discord in the family and annoying comments about me not being hot enough to be criticizing them.
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I saw this cursed disgusting fatty’s ass pic on Twitter promoting onlyfans and now you have to too
>the crusty feet
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Is there a thread where we post cringe obese onlyfans thots, cause there is a shit ton of cringe that would make Shayna Clifford look like a beauty queen kek
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I made this banner
It’s a good banner anon
doesn't everyone get crusty feet if they don't take care of them??>>669799
Ophelia in the river (Fat Deranged Onlyfans Version) by Sir John Everett Millais, 1852, Tate Britain, London. Colorized. Brought to you by Anon
Borzoi boi is naturally formatted to fit the elongated banner size.
It's his destiny
I like them because they're 2D dogs, and that's just silly.
Zero width, but long and tall. Like someone steamrolled over a regular 3D dog and it got flattened like in cartoons.
I just randomly thought of a lifetime movie I watched a few months ago and I'm kind of annoyed.
The movie was about twin sisters, who are opposites of each other. One is single, no children, and she had a glamorous job. The other had a husband and 2 young children.
They decide to switch lives for a few days. So the mom twin goes to the club and has fun,she's staying in Glam twin's house and is wearing her clothes.
Glam Twin takes her ass to her brother in laws house, why this bitch sit on her sister's husband's lap all comfortable and I think they kissed.
Like what? I almost thought they hadn't switched yet because Glam twin was so comfortable acting like her sister and being all over her husband.
Anyway, Mom Twin calls Glam twin, they get in a little argument about some dumb shit and Glam twin sleeps in the bed with her sister's husband.
Mom Twin gets hit by a car and dies, so they think mom twin is really Glam twin.
So instead of telling the husband right away, Glam twin tells their mother(maybe aunt?) she's really Glam Twin and Mom twin died.
I think their mother told Glam twin to tell the husband, but dumb ass glam twin basically takes over for her sister, pretending to be her, taking care of the kids, going to the funeral and even FUCKING HER HUSBAND.
So there was some boring ass plot line that Glam twin's boss or something hit Mom twin with the car, but what pissed me off was, when Glam twin finally told the husband she was Glam twin and his wife was actually dead.
When he got very mad, the mom and the detective had the NERVE to get mad at the husband.
Like how dare he be fucking upset that his actual wife is dead and Glam twin pretended to be her? They were like, "Oh she was trying to help you, she helped take care of the kids you should be grateful!"
Fuck the fact that his two children have to learn their mother is really fucking dead, fuck everything else, he should be GRATEFUL that for a few months he thought his sister-in-law was his wife and his children still had a mother.
I got so annoyed at that point I couldn't even finish the movie. Yeah I know it's retarded to write all this.
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nothing better than putting some cereal in my bowl of milky ice
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Lesbians like to pretend they're better than men regarding attraction and it's always been bullshit. Their attraction thread was full of underage teens dressed as lolis, big-titted vapid BPD daddy-issue cows mid mental break down, and trashy, gold digging plastic surgery bimbos, with anons sharing how badly they want to dom and HATEFUCK the stupid bitches.
INB4 but muh aShaMeD thrEaD!! hatefuck? butterface? they have more in common with reddit weebs than they care to acknowledge, glad to see the mask drop. I was LOLing at how many conventionally attractive women were picked apart, knowing what the average lez looks like kek.
the scatfags are worse tbh>>669956
tbf there was one teenager posted there (the catch me outside girl?) but that was years ago
Huh?? That’s what you’re getting from that? You do know you can criticize your own kind for being embarrassing right? >>669966
Why are they jumping so quickly to that one post like it really touched a nerve
Only one person replied to that post, kek.
Unless you’re talking about the OP that started it, in which case it’s pretty inflammatory, so of course it’ll get people riled up.
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I have an addy hangover from hell
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Well picrel is what you all look like and google begs to disagree. >>669988
Drink a bit or take some benzos, maybe take a multi vitamin? It helps me after molly/coke binges.
The majority of celebs like actors and singers that are popular right now and stanned by teen girls are British. Unless they are Korean idols.
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Roight, well what's all this then?
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2 hours ago my friend asked in the group chat if anyone wanted to hang out today and I responded yes and she has not acknowledged it at all
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My cat burnt his tongue sneaking a bite of my macaroni and cheese, which I hadn’t touched yet waiting for it to cool. I feel so bad for the little guy.
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I am British
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i like how pointy my bfs nose is!! kinda want to ask him to peck me like a chicken with his nose cos it would be cool
There are countless articles online literally
titled variations of ‘why are British people so ugly’ dating back to the early 2000s, and in a national poll British women were rated the ugliest women internationally based on different countries interactions with tourists. That whole country made me depressed when I went there, they’re always calling Americans fat but they’re just as fat and pasty and way more offensive looking, I’ve never seen so much potent inbred sameface in my whole life.
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sorry about your condition
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>>670170>accusing burgers>not accusing the french
how unbrit of you
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this is not an ugly competition
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Fucking hell, same. Too bad he got groomed by his pedo wife
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does anyone know what this metal stick thing you use to rip walls or whatever is called
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I have freckles across my nose and I love them. I can understand not liking them if you have a lot tho. A girl who's freckles looked like pic related told me that choosing a foundation was a pain, because you either had to choose inbetween matching it to your skintone or to your freckles; so either looking ashy or orange. Also they can look a bit like acne scars sometimes
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That typo kek.
I don't have freckles, but I think they're really cute. My girlfriend has a lot during the sunny months and they make her even cuter imo. One of my first crushes was Lindsay Lohan & I think the freckles were a big part of it.
Those treatments seem… dangerous? It's your face ofc, but try to take care of yourself, anon
I don’t have freckles and I really doubt I can have, but I love them i consider them fucking hot I wish I could kiss a pretty guy’s freckles, every single one of them
they’re really pretty.
I don't have freckles but I think they're really cute!>>670256
I bet >>670258
is right. Mangos can be pretty sour or bland if they aren't using ripe ones so they probably have to add the sugar to make it appeal to tastelets.
Maybe you could try making it at home? Like puree some mango and chili pepper together and see what happens.
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I have some faint freckles that I wish were more visible, some spots are very out there some really aren't. Pic related was the closest I could find to how mines look, more or less. I'm looking foward some microblading sessions later this month to make them more apparent, because the way they are right now they kind of blend in with some redness and acne scars but also makes it look like I have more acne and redness than what I actually have. Most microblading examples I have seen look ugly and way too fake for my taste lol but maybe it's because I always see them on girls who don't have freckles already (which, maybe it makes me an hypocrite, but I find fucking dumb and vain). So I'm not gonna go over the top and just follow my natural color, shape, and distribution of freckles.
An anon here said they conceal black circles so that's also something I'm looking fowards to lol. I don't like wearing makeup at all.
I'm 125 lbs with G cups and the only issue I have is back pains here and there that easily go away with painkillers. Some sizing issues as well but only if I'm being sized for a professional setting because I'm a nurse and it's hard to find scrubs that look "just right", other than that there's so many stretchy shirts and dresses out there it's barely an issue. even then it's not that big of a deal as some girls are making of it
I get what you mean though. Some anons definitely exaggerate when it comes to ~how hard~ their life is even if their boobs aren't that big in proportion to their body. but claiming they would rather be fat with small tits or something is definitely a lie
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I caught a shiny Gothorita (picrel) in Pokemon X that I encountered completely randomly and I still haven't come down from the high it gave me
"above average" doesn't mean top models, it just means more attractive than the average person you'd see.
the ones I can think of are june, alyssa d silos, kenna, belle delphine, ashley renne, mystery, mrs midwest, venus angelic, and maybe others I can't think of because I don't lurk enough
We'll just have to agree to disagree cause I've seen average people who looked better than june and venus, and many who were on the same level.
Plus june's longish face and venus's lack of chin/lips aren't considered conventionally attractive by society's standards. I don't remember how the others look. I can kind of see it with belle, but idk how she looks unshopped.
Only Belle and Kenna are above average and both dead cows on here.
The rest, learn how to distinguish camera filters from real life.
I don't tend to agree with the notion that beauty is always subjective, but posts like this seriously make me reconsider my position on that. How anyone could think that someone like June is "below average" is beyond me. I don't cape for her but have always maintained that her looks are specifically why
she has such a massive following in spite of her garbage content. It really does seem as though anons on this site only focus on specific features on a cow and deem that enough of a reason to say they're not attractive. They don't look at the full picture. June has a ton of conventionally attractive features that cancel out her not so conventional ones (eyes, lips, high cheekbones). Most people don't only
have conventionally attractive features unless they've had a significant amount of plastic surgery.
She got boosted throughout the years due to being the anti-feminist Uncle Tom that men and equally insecure women could cling to, and she was a skinwalker of Boxxy, an infamous internet icon.
It's definitely not due to her possessing bomb ass looks.
>>670364> Also a lot of cows in general use filters and editing so of course there'll be people who fall for that
Does June do that with her HD videos? Aside from the wig and make-up, I don't see how she's disguising her appearance to such an extent that she's unrecognizable. The features I mentioned earlier are still visible, even if she's enhancing them.
Basically the only thing she seems to be outright hiding is her forehead and real hair (assuming she has any).
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I miss being a little girl, reading Sailor Moon for the first time. I loved those shitty TokyoPop comics and going to Borders every month to get the newest manga. I have a few left, I should pull them out tonight before bed.
Late but->Well, homophobia does touch a nerve. Are you a right-winger or something?
The absolute pinnacle of the twitterfag thought process kek.
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I mean, unless you mean maybe her breasts?
>>670438>but very few places in the world have sky high beauty standards
only belle and arguably june would be considered stacies looks wise
>>670422>anon's insist on constantly pushing the cow's beauty because it happens to be their subjective ideal
It would be nice if anons would realize this, it's equally unhinged behavior.
The most ironic thing is, in the case of lolcows like Mystery or June who've been proven to come here to talk shit, would have no problems throwing these compliment-kun anons under the bus for their looks.
most anons itt are calling these cows average, not ugly. and this whole discussion started because an anon was acting like most of the cows here are objectively attractive rather than just personal taste. >just because you've decided someone is ugly doesn't mean that they are.
you can easily say the same thing to the anon(s) who keep insisting that most cows are "above average", instead of just accepting that they have different taste
and lastly, half the cows on this site make fun of other people's looks and/or use their looks as a selling point so who cares if anons do it right back?
>>670519>most people = everyone
I know you're triggered
, but reading comprehension is important, BPD-chan.
Good, I just can’t believe the nerve of some men to even comment negatively on a woman’s body. Especially one they’re dating. Sorry you went through that, though.
Ah, makes sense. I think a lot of us think about it or some other plastic surgery. Either way, I’m sure you’re great the way you are, anon.
I met this bipolar blonde boy and I would always make it a point to point out that hes cute and I never made any comments on his personality. I would only naked really weird comments about how young and cute he is. He was just a cute object to me. Eventually he snapped at me and accused me of using him for sex.
That's kind of what made me stop because I didnt realize I was even doing it.
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The 4chan thread is closed so I'm posting this here
Like, you're not even safe in your house if you have roommates
I also think it's fun, but it's annoying when some people talk about their horoscope like it's real or use their sign as a way to justify their shitty personality. Teehee I can't help it, I'm such a Gemini!
One of my friends literally refused to rent a room to some girl because she was a Capricorn or some shit. That's just insane.
Specifically the cocoa butter formula. Has vitamin e, SPF 15 and it smells great. Apparently it's supposed to smell like dark chocolate mixed with cherry.
You know you're sensitive when posts like these genuinely upset you
It's me. I'm sensitive. Ouchie.
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The Borzoi meme is funny because it started from such a bizarre exchange I witnessed real time. An anon wrote this really random and elaborate rant about how much she hates this dog breed because it's so creepy looking to her and some anons just started posting pictures of them telling she's wrong, and the anon kept replying getting more and more agitated reaching comedic levels while the borzoi posters remained calm and overly collected. Coupled with the fact that borzois look silly and gastly as hell it was the funniest shit I had witnessed in a while. Now it just stands as a symbol for how some anons take the weirdest fucking things seriously. I hope the borzoi lives forever.
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Ladies ladies, can we be more kind to each other. I hope you all have a wonderful day. xoxo
I hope you also have a nice day anon.
Lovely Italian cat meme.
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I hope this Tuesday (and almost Wednesday for some) is promising for you and everyone else, anon!
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I slept for over 13 hours yesterday/last night and could totally sleep more if I didn’t have work
Had a similar experience but with antidepressants. I had been on them since my early teens and it was like I just didn't experience the sexual part of puberty at all. Then at 20 it hit me.
Enjoy yourself girl, get some toys and go nuts.
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I’m in the bath anons. What are you doing?
This looks like a mythological creature from antiquity>>670842
I just woke up, I'm gonna wash my face and grab a coffee once I'm finished scrolling
I am not some amped up sex machine. I have just gone from having a sexually numb body/mind to having a bit of a tingle. I enjoy being sexual.>>670822
Yeah anon it sucks. I was on anti depressants from 13-24 so I think that doubled up on sucking out of my sex drive. What a nightmare. I am definitely going to make the most of this shit don't you worry. Thank you!
I'm at work, eating a muffin my boss brought me with some black rose tea. I was watching this lawyer who's covering the Tati lawsuits, but now my boss and coworker are talking about some drama at the other office so I'm eavesdropping (or not really eavesdropping… the office is small and I can hear it whether I want to or not kek).
Enjoy your bath anon! I'm waiting for colder weather so I can take a nice hot bath.
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BARK BARK BARK BARK
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i just told my mom i'm going out with a guy in a few days (she's super paranoid about COVID) and she didn't throw a fit or anything so now i'm happy and looking forward to it
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Dogisaga comics are…a spectacle
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I fucking love this fruit whatever it is called (fifteen in Spanish? Seriously?) but it's so sour I can never eat more than a quarter at a time.
I can't grab a coffee at my local corner store anymore because the staff are too friendly so I get you. They all greet me by name (my loyalty card must flash up my name when I scan it?) This one guy that I hadn't been served by in months greeted me by name yesterday before I could even scan my card… weirded me out. I too feel autistic trying to explain why that bothers me.
Older lady is prob being kind because she has daughters, I get how shit turns awkward though.
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Sometimes the best cows on the site really are the posters, cuz y'all will fight about anything lmao. My favorite ones have to be the ones that throw a shitfit over the word "y'all" and pretend like it's only ever used on twitter.
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>excuse me ma'am, can I interest you in some shoes?
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This thread is like a school playground sometimes. I am sometimes scared to reply as I feel like you anons will steal my lunch money and stuff me into a locker.
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My friend texted me at 4am and I replied to her at 9am and she hasn’t replied back. I guess Im getting a taste of my own medicine…
Nta but, she's pretty in a very weird/exotic way. Specially the space between her eyes, their shape, and their relationship with her nose is pretty weird.
She looks like a cat or elf, I could see that being the result of some obscure syndrome.
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dunno, i think she looks cute
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her eyes are far apart but mine are quite apart too so i guess i like that look on other people. personally i'd rather look at a face with wideset eyes than super close set, like her co-star on the show, idk i find these eyes uncomfortable
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She doesn't look particularly odd when she doesn't have a heavy styling like in The Queens Gambit, wide set eyes but that's it. Still, it's an unique face, she was a model before she started acting.
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I got salmonella right now as well as my period. Curse this fuzzy boi.
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Her midface isn't flat and she has a very noticeable philtrum, if anything she has an slight overbite.
I hate the trend here of saying everyone with thin lips has FAS.>>671250
She also is slightly underweight nowadays imo, the lack of face fat changes her face alot to be more "weird".
And then that anon goes and cries about British people not
Nope. Just lazy.>>671316
Bless your heart, anon.
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I'm one of those autists who genuinely thinks all people are ugly. Tbh only anime bishies should be considered beautiful/above average.
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can we have the 4chan thread back
Probably inheritance or neetbux, unfortunately. I can't see spoiled brats from 4chan pissing away money they actually worked hard to save up for. It's easy to waste money they didn't actually earn.
Had an ex who browsed 4chan and would constantly post money woes like this. His family was fucking rich and he once blew through an $80k inheritance in two years from spending it all on takeout, weed, and rent cause he didn't fuck with trying to be employed until he "lost it all" and was forced to get one.
This lmao. So many men have no issue blowing money on games, food, guns and other hobbies. I know a guy who begged our friend group for groceries then spent his last 200 dollars on sunglasses, another one is in his 20s and spends all his money on games and things related to games and called our friend group to rant about how his girlfriend spent like 8 dollars on fast food when he gave her a budget of 5 even though he brags about making 500 a week at his dad's company and lives rent and bill free. Another one makes 11/hr, complains about most of his money going to bills even though he spends most of it on legos. His girlfriend gave him a gift card to the grocery store and he spent it on legos.
Men suck at finances. The only successful men out there are handed their success half the time. They're literally overgrown children
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I just wanna go full bpd slut alcoholic phase
I wish stds and stis weren't a thing so people wouldn't have to suffer (and also so I can go fuck men without repercussion, famous or otherwise, since I know they have a shitton of stds)
maybe one day there'll be a future without them
I don't think many people have had much fun this year, don't beat yourself up too much about it.
I need to take a break too this website is ruining my life. Maybe we can take a break together?♥
you can revisit that feeling, leave while you still can!>>671804
pinky-swear, gonna sleep so well at night now
Anon the first dozens of things that show up on target and jcpenneys site are literal garbage bags except for maybe the jeans, even then jeans are loose now that mom jeans are a thing
Are you sure you just don't have body dysmorphia or are using the wrong size?
From what i know it's not just the genetics but also your nutrition as you develop and quality of life that affects height. Someone can have the genes to grow tall, but it depends on how they eat and their stress levels whether they fulfill that potential. Living in an abusive
household or what country you grow up in are some factors. That said, the genetics is still confusing. like if you and your sister had the same basic quality of life, something in the genes must've kept you from being similar, so I guess I didn't explain anything kek
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Got my nails done and chose what I thought was a pale pink with glitter. About halfway through, I realized it was coming off as hot pink. I have Barbie nails now, anons, fuck lol
I'm going to be thrilled when the trend of all this baggy, ugly shit goes. Target hasn't had good looking clothes for years because it's either shapeless, frumpy dogshit or looks like a couch in a retirement home.>>671862
It is Barbie pink, but it honestly looks like a nice color on you.
I haven’t been able to find anything cute at target in a year and a half, maybe two. Weirdly, when I see other women wearing cute things and they say Target, I can never find the items.
And thank you, anon! It’s just so not what I was expecting, I wish I could have taken a pic of the sample omg
lol this. All of target and jcpennys clothes are very high cut, shapeless, loose and gross. unless your titties are in your neck it is literally impossible to be exposed or have clevage in 90% of jcp and targets clothes, as for being shapely very little clothes are figure forming, it took hunting in both stores just to find a handful of dresses or skirts that were actually figure forming, most jeans are either fitted or loose unless you're purposely looking for jeggings
anon is probably delusional about their body and gets wrong sizes
I mean when i go out to shop, i wear size xs/s and everything i find in brick-and-mortar shops in my size is sexy clubwear. and when I go up a size its huge. i guess it doesnt help that idk where to shop. I dont want anything tight that shows off boobs and ass, i dont want any men to leer at me>>671857
i wish i could find smth like that at target
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Ahhh Barbie Pink. That colour reminds me of a VW Beetle car I had for my Barbies when I was young. I freaking loved it!!! Beep beep bitch!!!
I don't even know why those places are trendy though. There's so much cute stuff out there and they just keep those dull ass rose vomit colors. However they do have that Arden line of panties that are peak comfy, don't bite in anywhere and give a smooth appearance under clothes.
I hate buying pants so fucking much that I've succumbed to buying people's already broken in jeans from thrift stores. My ass is too large for everything, but my waist isn't so I have to stuff a hand down the back of my pants and stretch the butt cheeks out in the jeans for anything new.
Same, I gave up on pants for the most part but if I absolutely must what I do is I buy something that fits my ass and I sew seems at the waist to nip it in. I also feel like a lot of modern sizing charts forget most women have a significant difference between their hips and waist>>671909
Anon that's taken right from targets site. Do you go to a hood target or something? It's not that hard to find something that doesn't show off your ass and tits especially at target. Why are you even shopping at clubwear stores if you hate having your ass and tits out? You're confusing
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My little cousin, who is the sweetest lil' kid in the world to me, has no friends except for one girl who bullies her. She wants to be friends with a girl from one of those kids entertainment channels, she seems really lonely right now. My whole fucking sad childhood flashed before my eyes, reflecting into her possible future right now - I didn't have many friends as a kid either. I don't want her to be alone and have my shitty friendless childhood, especially during lockdown, which is going to continue for the foreseeable future.
Should I call her, just to chat? I live an ocean away from her, so I can't see her as much as I'd like to.
I might be silly and overreacting, I"m on my period right now.
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These Spanish mfs need to start watching Julian Baumgartner's channel
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i'm really out here watching a censored version of game of thrones with no nudity/sex
when it was actually relevant i couldn't get past the first episode because it felt porny in a self-serving way, i mean look at the fedora-tipper who wrote it
Thing is they weren't even saying I smelled good, it was more like "it doesn't smell bad like other girls" .. which is even worse.
I do like a bit of natural scent so honestly I've said that to gfs in bed. But I wouldn't word it like "wow you don't smell nasty" as if that's the expectation.
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GoT was never good, not even the book versions. It's like bad twilight fanfics but edgier.
This. Why are people into that shit (literally)>>672469>They should probably focus more on washing their dicks
They should, 100%
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saw this tablet on amazon and thought the pic they used was…a choice
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tfw you pat yourself on the back for not visiting lc for what feels like weeks then you come back on and the thread snaps you back to posts that only say "4 days ago"
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Been on citalopram for a week now and my excecutive disfunction, sad mood and time managment is getting better!!!!!!!!!! YAY go me
They're sister drugs, anon.
Citalopram and escitalopram. She may do fine on it.
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Has anybody trained their cat to sit or high five? I have always wanted to train my cat to high five me! He sits for food/treats. I don't want to try to train him by giving him too many treats as he is already a tiny bit chubby
pic is him, my baby called Bear. I hope he makes your day positive with his handsome face. Please don't be mean x
anon I love your cat omg…they're such a cutie pie
I mean the only way I know how to make a cat high five or sit is through treats, so I'm pretty unsure about how to train them any other way.
Sometimes my cat likes to play fetch with cotton balls but that's really it
Oh my goodness hello Bear!!! What a cutie!
First of all congrats on training your cat at all. Mine is incredibly food motivated, but too dumb to be trained kek. I think treats and clicker training would be the way to go. @chicagoblackcat on Instagram has trained their kitties to high-five, shake, and paw bump, and I think they have story highlights about how!
not a christian as well (am a closet atheist in a Muslim country)but I like the Idea and themes of Christianity even if it is all bullshit
A God who died for you and wants to be your friend is more appealing then a deity who wants you to respect and fear him despite him being scared of dogs and wanting all people to pray only in Arabic
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I will tell him, thank you anon!>>672704
Thank you anon! He chases after ping pong balls but he does not bring them back. However, he does run to the letterbox to collect the letters like a dog.>>672708
OMG THANK YOU so much for the Instagram rec! I am looking right now!
Here is an extra sleepy pic for you lovely anons x
A bunch of female saints and probably a lot of nuns considered themselves married to Jesus. Prince Philip of England’s mom was put in an insane asylum because she kept bringing up her amazing sexual
relationship with Jesus at the dinner table. Jesus is the original husbando.
Not Allah himself but according to Muhammad Dogs cannot be kept cause they are unclean animals whose presence alone keeps Angels away from one's home
Also According to Muhammad Muslim men shouldn't pee while standing up other wise you're soul will linger in the earth till the day of judgment
and yet you're trying to impress us by "calling anons out" because you're actually
in the industry?
No, never would have even been mentioned had I not caught an anon in an apparent cycle of pathological lying. Me saying there’s a couple anons on here that need to be medicated =/= me saying all anons need a straight jacket. >>672743
A pathological liar is a pathological liar, has nothing to do with all the ladies here.
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Wait what? I honestly thought it was ironic, for real.
I dust when I start to see it accumulate. Dusting should really be done once a week, but the reality is I don't bother until week 3 lel. >vacuum
Seems like constantly. I don't have furry animals thank fuck, but when I lived with my ex and his hairy ass cat it seemed like I did this every other day. Now that it's just me and my current bf with my useless dad, eh, about once a week. There's a lot of shed hair, my bedroom gets it twice a week sometimes. >table cloths
Once a month if there's stains. >curtains
Don't have em, I just dust the blinds. >windows
Hardly ever. Maybe during spring cleaning but it's not like I got any window lickers or smokers. >mirrors
I'm a sick fuck and like to pop my zits on my bathroom mirror to admire my work. The mirror gets wiped down twice or thrice a week.>bath tub
Every other week. This really gross pink slime develops if I don't. >toilet
Once a week. >oven
A bi-yearly self-clean. >stove
I'm wiping that fucker down as well as the kitchen counters every fucking day. It's so annoying. >litter box
Don't have a cat but if I did I'd expect the poop to be gone every third day tbh. That's so disgusting. >sweep the balcony
Not often at all but I'm on the third floor with no trees nearby or anything like a bird feeder, so.
Basically, I spot clean everything and deep clean just about everything every weekend.
Feels like daily, but probably 3-4x's a week
Every other week solely because I have coin laundry, otherwise it'd be weekly
>windows and mirrors
I've never really cleaned my windows, but I clean my mirrors when I deep clean my bathroom which falls under weekly.
>oven & stove
I wipe my stove every single time I use it, deep clean it like once a month or two months. I don't know how to clean my oven, though…
>cat's litter box
Not as often as I should, once or twice a week, but he has two litterboxes that maintain reasonable amounts of mess.
Deep clean weekly, spot clean daily.
I live alone and don't make too much mess. Sometimes things slip here and there, but I generally freak out when things aren't very clean.
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I don't even know where to post this but this person thinks LoL's new shitty champ is based on her. I can see a scrote injecting his creepy fixation on some girl he got close to dating into a character but the visual evidence she's shown is such a reach, it's hilarious.https://twitter.com/step_nie/status/1326939261900259329?s=20
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>Getting into polcos
When you spend 100$+ dollar over polcos and deco stickers
The girl is only uwu ~unconfortable~ because the character aesthetics being kind of similar to hers just makes it evident how not special and generic she is.
I don't like to describe people as snowflakes but hell if the word doesn't fit this one.
I've made a post in the art thread >>672763
since I guess it's about art
It's a massive reach but I'd love to see some damage done to Seraphine account because that marketing strategy is just too bizarre.
the parasocial marketing they went with so I wanna see them burn too.
Can you detail how bizarre is her marketing strategy?
I'm not familiar with that game or champions, etc.
Isn't that just a fake twitter account of the character?
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Attention whore who decided to lie for likes because she saw a 2week old picrelated tweet. Case closed
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I think that, if I ever have kids, I'm just gonna give them a white name, especially if they're a boy. I don't think that there are many names in my culture I like, aside from maybe 'Priyanka'
If it might help you could look up western Indo-Aryan names, some of them pretty cool
Zorwarr, Menadess, Maqwhas e.t.c sadly most western Indo-Aryan names have been replaced with shitty Arab names in my country
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There are a few ex muslim girls (or hidden secular irl) on this site. I can say with a passion that islam can suck my ass
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it is time to grind up scrotes into meat and feed them to the animals
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I said muslims..not Islam as a religion and the way it is enforced in non-western countries, I also said western Muslims. Majority of them are straight up chilling and extremely Americanized here in the states. There's been no statistical evidence that the influx of muslim immigrants has brought any threat to America, and also every religion has fanatical followers who use religion as an excuse for their misogyny/narcissism. Muslims here are disgusted by the recent events in France. As well as what is happening in their home countries.
The vaccine isn't available yet, right? Anyway, in the West there are many decent, moderate Muslims but I hate the religion itself and its more fervent believers. I don't get how people treat Muslims as a monolith when even just in my European country you'll have Muslims from the exact same diaspora (as in, the exact same ethnicity from the same region of the same country of origin) arguing over what should be enforced or not.>>672858
I always wonder who are the craziest Muslims between the ones from Pakistan or the ones from the Emirates.
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sorry this was funny together
also nothing wrong with baby food it's yummy lol but only the fruit kind if you eat salty or meat based baby food you're disgusting
I think we are worse, we look up to Islam as the ultimate truth and want nothing more then to be Arabs,
Islam was supposedly revealed in the 7th century in Arabic to Arabians who lived on the Arabian peninsula by an Arabian man who spoke Arabic– yet, 1,400+ years down the line, we have Pakistani people out there who sincerely believe that this religion / ideology is theirs. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. my people have a rich history stretching back thousands of years but after the advent of Islam and its introduction into the subcontinent, the religion has played a significant role in destroying our culture, economic prosperity, safety, and sense of pluralism. We have forfeited so much of our culture to Islam that it's almost comedic how deeply our lives revolve around Arabian culture. We:
>Worship a god with Arabic names>Have Arabic names ourselves>Read the Quran, a book written in Arabic >Believe that the Quran can only be understood in Arabic>Pray 5 times a day in Arabic in the direction of Makkah, an Arabian city>Get in the 'face-down-ass-up' position twice during every rakat as we whisper words in Arabic to ourselves>Wear clothes that conform to Arabian standards>Groom our bodies according to Arabian practices>Get married according to Arabian customs>Give our children Arabian names and teach them to repeat this cycle again
we are a destroyed people
wait what, like how the fuck does that work
like wtf did either of you do
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figured out how to download images from instagram using inspect element, feeling like an unstoppable image hoarding l337 hax0r rn. tbh no idea how i didn't think of it sooner.
based method, based anon
i wish i knew more about coding
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this is p good but i have a backlog of saved images i want to have full res images of from a whole bunch of accounts so it would take me ages to hunt them all down. >>672989
dw anon, i have like 0 coding knowledge besides tumblr themes lmao>>672987
it's like 2! right click inspect element on an image, then expand the arrow above down and boom! acc image links.
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Unrelated but I thought this was a butter lamb, usually bought for Easter. Welp, that actually looks like a puppy cake. Heh.
They look like butterbunnies to me.
Rorschach's butter sculpture, kek
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Its Interesting how Jack Dorsey with a long beard could easily pass for a local Pathan/Afghani in my country
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What's with people hating on women so much?? Why is it trendy to hate women?
Somehow I don't think the white women they should be concerned about are the ones writing books and attending workshops.
so a woman has no rights if she's white?
that's so stupid, I hate society more than ever
I have a bread/carb heavy diet and I feel like fatigue and 'running slow' is a side effect of that. On days where I eat less bread and more meat weirdly enough I feel a clarity in my head.
Do you think it might just be carbs in general?
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Attack on Titan probably has some of the most inconsistent art ever. Even in season 3, which has the best art so far, had inconsistent art.
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I am pretty sure that Jenny is a fellow farmer.
But I think she doesn't care much for the gossip side of lolcow, except some few exceptions (maybe youtube drama and maybe Elsa Froz- Eloise Frazer, because she used to skinwalk Rey)
nta, Jenny Nicholson
she reviews movies and collects toys and shit
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Tbh the manga art for the past couple years hasn't been bad at all. It was pretty awful in the beginning cause Isayama didn't know how to draw. Plus, like the other anon said, the author of the manga isn't the one drawing for the anime. Infact the last season is gonna be the only season where the anime art matches the manga.
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Naruto said it. Be like Naruto. Believe it.
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Fellow Germans you know this bitch? I just hate him for is incredibly punchable face. Don’t we need a thread for German cows??
The entire bureaucracy of Germany needs its own thread.
A couple of weeks ago the airport Ber, which had been under construction for solid +15 years and has burned a couple of billions tax money, opened only to close down 4 days later because of the pandemic.
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I've got so many simps
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I miss the old Alex Jones
He was more memeable and wacky and he was happier.
Ever since he grew that beard,it took control of him and changed him for the worst.
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My bf was sweet and threw out the leftover pizza that sat out last night. Unfortunately, he doesn’t know I’m a gross bitch and was totally looking forward to eating some after work.
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I love gold eye and gray fur combinations on animals it's my favorite combination
We worked together and I saw a band I knew on his phone screen or something and started talking properly, apparently he was scared of me at first>>673697
My favorite one is after years of taking english classes, even at uni, in the middle of a movie he asked what does the word "annoying" mean. He was such a sweet himbo but it really took a toll on me, had to avoid whole ass subjects due to me not being able to dumb it down for him. One time he just forgot cars can reverse and nearly had a heart attack, a true fucking character.
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Thanks anon, what a dude
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That’s fucking cute, I need three himbos just like him.
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I don't really get the "himbo" meme. Why the fuck would you want to date an unabashed retard? Many men are already covert retards, so you decide to go for the overt one and bask in it? It just sounds annoying and awkward always having to always explain shit.
I swear Johnny Bravo would've made it with internet girls if he existed in 2020.
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Do you have any disturbing book recommendations? Also, what's the most heinous book you've read?
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idk if this is dumb enough for the copypasta thread but the first half of this post had me rolling. stay crazy anon
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>mfw my bf tells me he cried when Biden gave his acceptance speech because he was relieved someone “compassionate” and inspired “hope” was talking
That's such a contradiction in terms 'platonically liking men equals being into men' What??
I've met plenty of guys who are the opposite, they have fucked guys in secret but would never date/kiss a guy cos they are totally not bi… I don't know which is more retarded
On a related note, I witnessed a scrote talk for an entire hour on discord about how he's really interested in penises but has a long term female partner and won't explore probably besides he's not into men anyway but PENISES THOUGH.
It's incredible how hard bi and gay men try to cope.
Anon, it IS a big deal that you got out of such an abusive
relationship. I'm happy for you, enjoy your freedom and alphabet potato shapes!
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I saw this and I was like ??? you must be having the worlds weakest orgasms in that case… I cum one time and I'm pretty much out of it
Because your taste in music isn't hot garbage and you've protected yourself from knowing about said garbage so far?
Fuck, that dude looks like such a twat.
He’s the epitome of white thrash, and he tries so
hard. Girls who think he’s cool have low self esteem, probably still say ‘unffffff’ and used to love those gifs that loser in the Osh Kosh button down used to post of him swatting the bed with a belt in his moms attic.
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From an RPG group I joined. there's so much wrong with this. But from the start I knew she'd be a problem when she established that the male leader of the group was "hers" and saying stuff about kicking his ass and making him buy her things in the game. And whenever anyone tries to talk about anything, she immediately changes the subject or continues on with whatever she previously was talking about, giving no chance for new conversation.
Luckily I am used to dealing with people like this but…
>25 year old girl
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Sometimes I wonder where the guys in these classic neckbeard pictures are today. Are they still neckbeards or have they reformed?
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That dude in the bottom middle be lookin like the last dwemer in tamriel
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I want to buy some Chanel N° 5 and paint my nails red.
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My aunt will let me pick anything from Amazon or w/e, of course I will pick something under 25$ but I don’t know what to pick. I’m between a humongous water bottle and a really simple but cute necklace. But at the same time I don’t know if I would truly need them, so I kind of want to order a a I of underwear… I don’t know.
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I only watched like 4 full unus annus videos and didn’t care too much about the videos but I found out about Ethan because of it (since I followed Mark from years and years ago and just never unsubbed because I’m lazy) and now I like watching him because I think he’s cute and funny.
I read /meta/ for a laff sometimes and I'm pretty amazed at how urgently anons absolutely need to get a thread locked
when there are spergs or derailment. They can't just close the tab and wait a couple days. It must be addressed right now
and the report system is not enough. They must
talk to the manager.>>674199
Nah, nobody deserves extra respect for being old.
my good bitch this is a great idea, brb suggesting it in meta