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No. 2141639

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary events that have recently happened in your life.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2110102

No. 2141640

Laundry complete ✓

No. 2141650

Watching Snow Dogs, very cuuuute movie

No. 2141704

>wakes up at 5 am naturally today (not normal)
>changes bedding fresh sheets
>remainder of laundry, done
> dishes caught up
>breakfast made
>beats boss in game I was stuck on
>watches some tv
>think its 11 am
>actually only 9 am
Ok, now I am a believer of early mornings

No. 2141724

I slept for about 7-8 hours and I still feel tired

No. 2141778

>>2141704
I need to do this.

No. 2141789

I hate those stupid ducks. Theyre so aggresive for no reason, but at least they taste good.

No. 2141967

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met this cute kitty today

No. 2141969

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>>2141967
dirty but still pretty

No. 2142023

>>2141969
Aw she's so tiny

No. 2142039

>>2141967
what a beauty she is

No. 2142063

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i started drawing again two days ago after years of not doing so

No. 2142070

>>2141967
Aw she got that homophobia in her eyes

No. 2142071

>>2142063
proud of you nonna, keep at it!

No. 2142072

>>2142063
i'm so happy for you anon, how're you feeling? hope this'll be me tomorrow…

No. 2142074

>>2142070
>homophobia

No. 2142081

>>2142074
You know, when the eyes are two different colors

No. 2142082

>>2142071
>>2142072
thank you both. i feel productive and hopeful even though i haven't drawn anything i like/am proud of yet. the goal for now is just to keep drawing somewhat regularly. you can do it too nonna, i believe in you

No. 2142083

>>2142082
you gotta draw things you aren't too happy with before you can draw things you are proud of. just keep drawing, we can do this! let's not drop it again like we did before.

No. 2142085

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Nobody has more motivation or persistence than a man who doesn't want people to find out he's a predator

No. 2142174

>>2142081
Heterochromia

No. 2142301

My mom is going to make a black vulture effigy to scare off the flock of vultures that hang out at her barn. They piss and shit everywhere and vomit in the water. The radio playing music didn't scare them off, but an upside down fake vulture is supposed to. The effigies run ninety bucks on Amazon, so she'll make it herself. She downloaded a pdf.

No. 2142342

>>2142174
>>2142081
you're both wrong. it's heterophobia.

No. 2142354

>>2142085
They'll even castrate themselves

No. 2142363

>>2142085
Kompromats can also be manufactured. Accuse and let them defend themselves, those who defend themselves are already half guilty.

No. 2142397

>>2142174
Right, what’d i say

No. 2142404

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Been organizing my saved pics on my phone and deleted a bunch of porn and degenerate shit after quitting 4chins /cm/ and /y/ for 7 months now. Being here on LC for 2 years made me realized I've lowered my standards in 2D/fictional men from the constant exposure of moidshit tatses and that I have to raise the bar up high and be self aware of what I consume. I was so disgusted and cringed for saving a bunch of femboy, shota, and bara roidpig stuff plus contributed the toxic moid cesspool. Thank goodness LC exist and I'm happy and grateful to have a space for us like-minded women to share and contribute of what we like and find acceptable while shitting on moids. Being here have really cleansed, detoxified and improved me.

No. 2142408

>>2142301
This is amazing. I hope it's a success.

No. 2142437

>>2142363
Not entirely true, I know of some very guilty men who know to pick the radio silent card.

No. 2142453

I just drank so much water and ate a whole Popeyes 5pc tender with macaroni and a biscuit and a cheesecake and I full like I'm going to bust. It hurts to move

No. 2142457

>>2142453
What dipping sauce did you have

No. 2142463

>>2142404
Happy for you nona!
>Being here have really cleansed, detoxified and improved me.
Me too, but in a different way

No. 2142465

>>2142457
Blackened r
A ch

No. 2142469

>>2142465
That's a good one but my secret tip is to ask for a container of the spicy mayo they use on the sandwiches. It's soo good.
>t. went to Popeyes every single day in year of 2015

No. 2142472

Sriracha and/or spicy ketchup is the superior dipping sauce.

No. 2142505

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I found ancient greentext. Jokes aside this is the early usage of quotation marks back when they were called "diple" in Greek and they looked like that, put around text you quoted. But it really reminded me of greentext and made me understand why it's used as quotation marks technically.

No. 2142514

>>2142404
You're healing, nona, good job.

No. 2142681

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my Reddit account is still unfairly banned and not even one response after ten appeals, long form appeal can take "up to a month for a response".

too lazy to change my MAC address and am device banned. all this was completely unnecessary… but I just think it's so braindead.

No. 2142699

I'm caught between learning how to sew, finishing my cardigan and finishing my book. I fucking love being a neet, no matter which one I choose to work on tomorrow I'm going to have fun regardless. I wish it'd last forever.
>>2142505
I love it.

No. 2142861

Obsessed with this song.

No. 2142865

>>2142861
This one is heavenly too. I feel like a fairy listening to this I’m kek’ing so hard I had to repost this a million times god I’m so dumb

No. 2142882

>>2142865
I thought from the image this was the band the cranberries. They even have a song called Sunday so that also tricked my brain. Then I clicked on the song and realized this band looks and sounds similar, both have that dreamy 90s sound but they’re British instead of Irish and I never knew they existed somehow? Feels like I just discovered a parallel universe or something.

No. 2142963

Watching van life/rv videos and skipping to the end so I can watch them go to bed while I too am in bed is extremely cozy

No. 2142976

>>2142861
The Sundays feature on any playlist I make. I love their music.

No. 2142980

scrolled here too long started off bored, then got angry, then amused, then confused and starting to think nothing is real and everything is bait. Goodnight

No. 2142985

I have cuteness aggression with so many things. My sister's cat. A cute plushie. Sometimes close friends whenever we hug. I'm silly.

No. 2142992

>>2142681
why the tranny mascot reaction pic

No. 2143010

>>2142992
I don't know about the origins of the mascot I just thought it was cute. I don't use 4chan enough to recognize niche shit like that, someone posted a picture of it on cc

No. 2143314

decided to listen to a doing your chores playlist cuz I need some sort of motivation to do practically anything and lack the will to do stuff in general and, wow, I can’t believe that shit actually worked

No. 2143366

>>2142882
Damn I didn’t know that, thanks anon!
>>2142976
>new song recs
God bless you anon

No. 2143411

I like the name warren, probably because of warren zevon. Is it even a common name in murica?

No. 2143458

>>2141704
Its amazing but the only part I struggle with this is sleeping super early. I like my cosy quiet nights

No. 2143463

>>2142404
Based, finding lc several years ago really cleared up my brain about all the casual moidshit I brainwashed myself into thinking was normal. I could never hang out in /cm/ or /y/ though, the homofaggot scrotes there are even worse and more misogynistic than straight moids on /a/ imo. It probably used to annoy me more because they'd use threads to appreciate cute 2d boys to seethe about women randomly

No. 2143545

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>be productive for once
>about to wash a heap of laundry
>load up machine
>plug it in
>it's broken
Truly, the universe must hate me.

No. 2143583

>>2143545
the universe doesn’t hate you nonna. may you always face challenges, little grievances, peculiar odds. may you always overcome them and use them to grow. life is nothing without little itches. I love you and so does this earth. I hope your washing machine is fixed promptly and that your productivity flourishes in its renewed presence. kisses, happy day

No. 2143589

>>2142976
I love love love the Sundays. Their entire discography brings me no shortage of joy and wonder. have their other two albums on cd but still need to find this one. based nonnie, ily

No. 2143590

yummy yummy, I love my big bowl of slop! natto and tuna!!

No. 2143619

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this was probably fake

No. 2143622

>>2143619
Kek did they intentionally choose a photo of Zac Effron where he looks like he's wearing a Light wig

No. 2143624

>>2143619
Coincidence that you post this while I'm listening to Paramore again for the first time in years

No. 2143627

>>2143619
Leo, Kanye, and Tobey being animu coomers makes sense
Christian Bale was in Howls Moving Castle kek

No. 2143648

>>2143619
robin williams was actually fan of eva, andrew wk literally had a gundam cover album and kanye probably grew up with basic shonen but the rest is probably made up

No. 2143667

>>2143619
Robin Williams did love Eva, not sure about the others.

No. 2143897

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I really wanna know who is the old man (probably a character) that nonna is talking about lol

>Pedro Paschal (any character, mostly Joel)

>Hannibal
>Frollo
>Kishibe
>Norman Reedus? (the Death Stranding character)

Place your bets!

No. 2143899

>>2143010
it's okay nonny dw

No. 2143904

>>2143897
A bit niche but could be either sniper or spy from TF2, they get troonified quite often in fanart.

No. 2143937

>>2143904
I guess any merc aside from scout and maybe pyro could sorta kinda count

No. 2143941

>>2143366
This is another really good one. I love the chorus. The whole album is one of my favourites.

No. 2143986

>>2143897
My mind immediately went to the dwarf from that fucking fantasy cooking anime

No. 2143992

>>2143904
post examples in /m/'s bad art thread please or don't. i don't know if i want to see that

No. 2144009

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i passed two girls covered head to toe in anime pins on the street today and they smelled so bad you could almost see cartoon green stink lines trailing behind them. which one of you was this

No. 2144021

>>2144009
Those were obviously two nonas who had escaped from the /m/ and /ot/ containment threads. The humane thing to do is approach slowly and then lure them back into their pens with pictures of their husbandos (the more disturbed and tarnished the images make you feel the more effective it will be)

No. 2144022

>>2144009
it was definitely the anons from one of the media discourse threads. only a person who hasn’t taken their daily shower uses those threads

No. 2144024

>>2144021
kekkkk

No. 2144036

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>>2143986
Now you made me think it could be Gandalf or Dumbledore (especially younger Dumbledore, I guess, TIFs love conversion therapying the canon gay)

No. 2144238

I've smoked alot and drank alot of caffeine… but never together… acid reflux nonnas… don't do it if you're prone… I can't do this… it buuuurns

No. 2144535

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I usually wear long nails extensions, but I just decided to give myself a gel manicure on my natural nails. It feels so weird having shorties but they're cute! I found a perfect pinky nude polish and it looks so classy and pretty. I'm sure I'll be missing my crazy designs with my fake nails though, I've been wanting to try picrel as my next design. It looks like colorful mold I also wanted to do actual mold nails

No. 2144539

>>2144535
mold nails sound interesting….

No. 2144573

>>2143667
Its been disproven. He didnt know what evangelion was.

No. 2144575

>>2143667
This is from a movie anon. Robin was an actor. He played characters. So if his character liked Eva, that doesn't mean Robin liked Eva. He was just acting. It's make-believe, pretend.

No. 2144583

I bet 1 dollar on lottery and I won $100! Yay!

No. 2144588

>>2144583
woah congrats nonny!!

No. 2144592

>>2144588
Thank you. I was two numbers off from $50k. I'm gonna use the $100 to gamble more. I love gambling!!!!

No. 2144602

>>2144592
Oh jeez

No. 2144604

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>>2143899
and tbh it looks like a girl to me so effectively in my eyes… it is a girl. I thought this was something similar to that weird pink skin modified madoka mascot (can't remember the name)

No. 2144664

>>2144604
>It looks like a girl so it's a girl
How far this website has fallen, gendie logic.

No. 2144727

>>2142505
Spanish uses similar arrows sometimes

No. 2144738

I biked for the first times in many months and it felt good. I've really gotten lazy ever since I got a car.

No. 2144741

>>2144664
Nta but it's a squiggly drawn cartoon character, not a photo of an obvious troon in a skirt and wig, come on now.

No. 2144745

>>2144741
Still a troon meme and it invites them to come here incognito. With troons, if you give them a hand they'll take the whole arm out.

No. 2144746

>>2144741
I also would have assumed the illustration was of a furry girl. I hate that sometimes when a person posts stuff without knowing the source, other people assume they know the source regardless. It ruins a lot of stuff for me because I'll find a cute picture like the one we're talking about, and I don't even know it means something else to certain people. It sucks!

No. 2144747

>>2144741
It's a furry and it screams trans. "I'm a puppy girl uwu" shit and it's used in that circle.

No. 2144749

>>2144746
Why are furry image reactions okay now?

No. 2144750

>>2144745
That's fair. I just don't think that it's gendie logic of anon for thinking that a drawing that's intended to look like a girl is a girl.

No. 2144751

>>2144749
I never said that please don't put words in my mouth I've already had a long day

No. 2144825

>>2144747
>it's used in that circle
How dare someone not know what memes are commonly used by trannies. Sounds like you're too involved with trannies yourself, why else would you know that shit?

No. 2144844

>>2144535
Mold nails sounds awesome. I’ve wanted to craft something mold-inspired for ages- maybe some kind of painting with fluffy bits stuck to it that I can hang on my walls…

No. 2144847

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Feeling like shit so i am drawing and watching true crime videos about girl bosses killing moids.

No. 2144924

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>>2144664
That's a cartoon. It's not even a drawing of a real thing, let alone a real person.

No. 2145074

My apartment complex has been bought by three different mega conglomerates in the last 18 months and it's gotten worse each time. I keep putting in maintenance requests and 6they've all been ignored. I put in one yesterday because my dishwasher broke and the office lady told me to go fuck myself because they're too busy to fix such a petty problem.
So I've been boiling bacon grease and water and pouring it down my sink, my toilet, and walking it out to the community pool and pouring it into the the intake valve. It's really good to finally have a hobby that breaks through my depression and gets me moving.

No. 2145097

I just went to the library I used to work at and this old lady who was always there began talking to me and we sat there for like half an hour, my heart nonnies what a sweetheart.

No. 2145100

>>2145074
I'm in the same situation but a little different, the board members staged a coup and overthrew management but they haven't been replaced by anybody. Same as you my maintenance requests get ignored, there isn't even a person in the office to answer calls it just goes to a call center where peons swear someone will call me back and nobody ever does. The only communication I get about this whole situation are robocalls that make little to no sense. I literally have a light socket hanging out of the wall my garbage disposal is broken every door is broken but I just don't feel like I should pay when maintenance is included so I'm not doing shit. I like your grease hobby especially towards the pool get them where it hurts, fuck them. They got a huge new building here this year but ignore the people that literally live here and paid for it it's bullshit

No. 2145134

Made a google account just to give my local cvs pharmacy a bad review

No. 2145142

>>2145074
stick it to the man anon but not your fellow renters, the pool thing is just shitty

No. 2145152

I was looking through my wallet and found my covid vax card from 2021. You would think it would feel like looking at an ancient relic but it actually feels like it was just yesterday that we were in a pandemic.

No. 2145153

I bought headphones from an Amazon seller a few weeks ago and they reached out to me to ask me to give them my paypal and they'll give me money to buy a different pair of their headphones in exchange for a good review. I'm gonna be shocked if they really send me money kek

No. 2145154

>>2145152
anyone who made it to 2024 without getting vaxxed is a real one, we were in the trenches during that time.

No. 2145155

>>2145152
They are still trying to act like it's happening I listen to the radio and I hear ads for the covid vaccine daily. It's funny how every hesitation I had about it was proven right
>>2145154
Real recognizes real

No. 2145160

>>2145142
Don't worry, this is a terrible neighborhood filled with terrible people because they don't do any background checks and just let in anyone who can make the down payment. We've had two murders in the last two years.

No. 2145161

One of my bestfriends is pregnant now (and in a turbulent relationship) and I don't know how to feel about it tbh

No. 2145162

>>2145153
This is actually pretty common, when I bought lash extensions they did this for me and it was legit. However, it's also a very common scam because paypal can be reversed.
>>2145161
Feel bad because she's an idiot who is purposely allowing herself to be trapped. But you can pretend to be happy if that's what she wants.

No. 2145170

Currently eating an American delicacy (little Caesars pizza, ice cold Pepsi)

No. 2145175

>>2145162
I know, I tell her she should think it through but I support her no matter what.. if becoming a mother ends up bettering her life then great.
I have way less faith in him… and their coparenting skills in the long run.

No. 2145180

>>2145161
If I were you, I would probably try to advise her to leave him since it won't be a healthy environment for the baby and that co-parenting would be better. if she does leave though, be aware that you'll have to be there to help support her once she has her baby.

No. 2145200

>>2145161
When this happened to me, I just cut all contact. At a certain point, it's like okay I can deal with you venting about your retarded nigel because at least there's a chance you'll leave him: but now no matter what you're always gonna be concerned and talking about his kids and by proxy, him. I don't have the time or the energy or desre to deal with those conversations day in and day out. I really do relate with other anons here when they say they can't do baby talk. Part of me feels bad obviously, but like, we're almost in our 30s I'd like to think we should be smart enough to decide which scrote is worth having babies for (I think none).

No. 2145204

>>2145161
There's a good chance she won't have time to meet with you until her relationship goes wrong and she needs all the emotional support she can get from you.

I have friends with young kids and I love them (my friends) but god it's such a frustrating one way street sometimes.

No. 2145318

>>2145170
Living the dream. I love spurge days like that, where you put absolute garbage into your body but it tastes so good and so nostalgic. I'm currently dipping pizza in ranch.

No. 2145344

>>2145180
>>2145200
>>2145204
Yeah, sometimes she has clearly wanted to leave him (kissed another man while drunk, broken up with him, when he gets too drunk and fights with her) and there's been so many ups and downs past few months.. If a baby could fix it all we'd be living in a fantasy world. She says he was immensely happy and excited hearing the news, that they've been good the past two weeks and he acts wonderful arounds kids in his family.
Yet all else I know can't help giving me a bad feeling.

No. 2145348

>>2145344
>Yet all else I know can't help giving me a bad feeling.
This is why I don't fuck with these kinds of people. Honestly maybe I'm an outlier, but when I'm with my friends I don't wanna talk about my relationships OR hear about theirs. Maybe like 1-2 sentences, but as soon as the hang out turns into just venting about nigels, I'm out. People with shit relationships talk the most about their relationships, ironically enough, and I really just don't care enough to listen to it. In my relationships, if the scrote pisses me off once or makes me feel weird once, it's over and he's dumped, so I guess I just don't have the patience to listen to someone else ramble about how horrible their scrote is and how they wanna leave but just never will. It's like okay we're not on a soap opera, you can dump him and be fine.

No. 2145350

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>>2145344
Jesus Christ, retards shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

No. 2145353

>>2145350
What's retarded about the fat people in the picture

No. 2145360

>>2145344
He probably won't be that way for long, they'll go back to having problems for sure. These type of situations are so unfortunate to me, sometimes you wish you could just shake these people and tell them to wake up. If he's good with kids they would probably genuinely be better as just co parents

No. 2145361

>>2145355
>sometimes you wish you could just shake these people and tell them to wake up.
I used to wish like this too, but now I don't bother. Some people just need to go through bullshit themselves to learn their lessons, they won't listen to anyone else trying to warn them. It's best just not to get involved with these sorts of people, because their misery is gonna rub off on you quick when you're dragged into their retarded lives.

No. 2145373

>>2145353
It's the only imagine I had that had to do with people reproducing. But also, look closer at the father in the background. That hideous frog ass phenotype should not be reproducing, and that woman is an idiot for allowing his genes to pass on.

No. 2145377

>>2145373
Yeah but we don't know if that's the father. That could be their retarded pig-man chimera that they keep around to do manual labour like plowing the fields or tilling the land.

No. 2145380

>>2145377
I know, because this picture was originally taken in my home town. I didn't take it, but I know of the family.

No. 2145382

>>2145380
Is he retarded IRL or does he just have the frog look? Also do they treat him like a retard or do they pretend he's a real person?

No. 2145396

>>2145382
I know very little about them beside the fact that they go to a church that my friend goes to, and that they rent a five bedroom house for $500 (it's owned by the church so the church made the rent bare minimum in order to help out this family), but that the family still complains about the cost of rent and is kinda rude to the little old lady pastor.

No. 2145409

About to masturbate and then clock in for work

No. 2145410

>>2145348
>>2145350
>>2145360
Thanks for validating my reaction to all this lol. I love this woman dearly as a friend (unfortunately for my sanity I guess) so I guess I'm in this for the long haul anyway. She has to choose for herself but she should either have the baby and leave him first sign of trouble or just abort for now lowkey.

No. 2145524

I found a band t-shirt that I never thought i'd find but it fits me so horribly, I really want to cut the neckline and possibly the sleeves to customize it but i'm so nervous to make the cuts because the shirt is precious. but I want to be able to actually wear it!

No. 2145531

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Being reminded of this dumb shit almost made me throw up from rage but I'm better now not really

No. 2145534

>>2145524
You can do it anon, and it'll look even cooler when you're done. Just take your time!

No. 2145549

>>2145531
With the way inflation is going, maybe even if you have a million or two dollars rn you might in fact NOT be set for life. If that helps kek

No. 2145560

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I just got approved for that survery website a beautiful nonny posted. I know it's a survey site but it's the littlest of things.. trannies aren't going to fuck up my bread though hope I get a survery so I can pretend to be one to get maximum pity credits

No. 2145562

>>2145531
Well, she's pretty, if it had been an ugly woman she wouldn't be popular.

No. 2145567

>>2145549
Still more than I'll probably make in my lifetime
>>2145562
This also makes me feel worse. Let me go read the shaynus thread and black pill myself on e-thottery as a cope

No. 2145570

>>2145531
Stoppppp this is blackpilling me nonna
>>2145549
They always start an Onlyfans when the famebuxx run out within a year due to their poor financal habits spending it on cars and large houses they didn't realize was going to be a million along with the taxes that makes them go right back to being a poorfag but now with a gucci belt and a birkin bag. I could have sworn she was selling t-shirts with that Idiocracy themed catchphrase??

No. 2145602

>>2145531
Honestly, I feel bad for women like the hawk tuah girl. She never asked to be famous, she made one stupid joke while out drinking one night and it blew up into a meme overnight. I’m glad she started capitalizing on it but I don’t know if that makes up for the random weirdos stalking her at her job and shit.

No. 2145609

>>2145560
What site is this?

No. 2145613

>>2145609
www.app.prolific.com/ when you sign up you will be waitlisted but i don't know how long

No. 2145631

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>>2145613
samefag kekk

No. 2145647

List of acceptable men:

- Jesus Christ
- Dio Brando
- Joseph Joestar
- Leo Kennedy
- Knight Solaire
- Guts

No. 2145650

>>2145647
lolcor's first Correct post

No. 2145651

Are there any old /cgl/ migrates left who remembers the cow from around 2011(?) with the multicolored hair who claimed to be a crossdressing biological male, but it was very obvious it was a girl with breasts? She posted a ton of photos of herself on deviantart and all of them were titled with some reference to crossdressing or being a trap. She milked a ton of male simps for gifts too iirc and no, it wasn't Zerodomon.

Anyway, I revisited her page years later and it had turned out that she stole all the photos she had posted and the girl in those photos caught wind of it, so the cow confessed and said that she was catfishing people using this complete stranger's photos for the deed and disappeared. I honestly wonder if something like this could happen today with everything being so connected now or would she immediately be found out, because I think she kept this charade up for like two years or so.

No. 2145701

I always read claims about programmers earning big money and how everyone and their mothers jumped on that ship because of the money but I looked up the average salary for programmers out of curiosity and it's not significantly above the average salary for people with degrees in higher education. Is it just region related or what?

No. 2145705

>>2145647
Who is this Leo fellow?

No. 2145707

>>2145701
It depends heavily on your area and field of expertise. If you're a generic Enterprise Java developer at an average city you'll probably make just an average salary for someone with higher education, but if you're a Lead machine learning engineer at Silicon Valley your yearly income could be hundreds of thousands of dollars.

No. 2145714

>>2145647
-Zack Fair

No. 2145723

>>2145647
Based list

No. 2145726

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>>2145705
he's babygirl

No. 2145728

>>2145726
>calling Leon Leo
>calling him a girl
As his wife I'm very offended and can verify that he is all man.

No. 2145746

>>2145728
show me how much

No. 2145749

>>2145732
Agree about Joseph, Jonathan is the good Joestar.

No. 2145754

Do we really have to talk about which scrotes are good scrotes. Like read the room. Where are you. Think before you post.

No. 2145761

>>2145754
It's shitposting about how the only acceptable ones are fictional, read the room.

No. 2145763

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>>2145754
2d men barely count as real men and Jesus is no mortal man either

No. 2145765

>>2145761
so go do it on the husbando thread on /g/. i don't think ranking which fictional characters you like is an "uneventful, mundane, or ordinary event." seriously you have so many threads for doing this on /g/ why do it here in this thread?

No. 2145770

>>2143897
The last paragraph makes me think it's a fandom notorious for its gendies, so…
> any Pokemon villain
> Soldier 76 or Reaper from Overwatch
> the dwarf from Dungeon Meshi
> an Ace Attorney character

No. 2145773

>>2145765
You're actually correct, nona.

No. 2145779

>>2145773
yeah like sorry to be a party pooper but for real it gets annoying when people start talking about a topic, when that topic has a WHOLE THREAD dedicated to it already. i know it's not that deep but this thread is for talking about random events in your life, not random thoughts or ranking fictional characters or anything, we already have threads for all of that.

No. 2145784

don’t you people already have a scrote worship containment board? stop bringing it here(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 2145800

I'm genuinely about to tinfoil that the people who constantly ree about "scrote worship" when anons talk about their 2D husbandos are just moids mad about nonnies liking men they can't compete with

No. 2145813

>>2145647
Guts is surprising.

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No. 2145822

>>2144825
nta but I don't care about gender ideology shit enough to know any of this either

No. 2145823

>>2145813
Yeah I don't know what anon was thinking there.

No. 2145824

>>2145800
I swear, since when did 2D drawings become actual scrotes?

No. 2145834

>>2145800
I've never considered that, but that's a great theory that really makes sense.
>>2145647
Add Dracula from Castlevania series. Man destroyed an entire country because they killed his wife.

No. 2145835

>>2145813
He has literally done nothing wrong ever and only suffers constantly. I deeply need to hug and hold him.

No. 2145841

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>>2145834
>destroyed an entire country because they killed his wife

3DPDs would never ever

No. 2145842

>>2145835
isnt he a rapist

No. 2145843

>>2145800
not really i just wonder why you’re shitting up this thread just to talk about them when you have a whole board for it kek. keep it in your containment threads, not everybody cares about scrote worship whether that be 2D or 3D

No. 2145848

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>>2145842
I think you're confusing Guts with Griffth.

No. 2145851

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>>2145647
-Sugimoto Saichi

No. 2145853

>>2145842
That's the blonde bastard. Canonically he only had sex once (if you don't count him getting SA'd as a kid….) with a girl who were mutually in love with and then spends the following 100 chapters guarding and protecting her because she loses her mind

No. 2145891

>>2145835
It's more about the way he looks, isn't he on the older side?

No. 2145901

>>2145853
The first scene is him fucking a monster women though

No. 2145905

>>2145813
What did Guts do? he was a csa victim and hasnt raped anyone, unlike Griffith

No. 2145906

>>2145891
>the older side
What? He starts off at like 18, but he's currently 24 in the manga. Go back to twitter

No. 2145915

>>2145906
>back to Twitter
Lol what? Well, whatever. Wasn't that serious, just making a joke at lolcow roidpig sperging.

No. 2145925

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>>2145647
I think you forgot a certain special someone

No. 2145928

The Asian Americans that post shorts or tiktoks of their parent(s) with this playing in the background are like if Halsey said the N word lol like what are you doing

No. 2145933

>>2145928
KEK I don’t get it…?

No. 2145963

>>2145915
>roidpig sperging
Ofcourse you're one of those

No. 2145971

>>2145933
You could say on technicality it isnt racist but it just feels racist LOL

No. 2146234

>>2145761
shitposting is bannable now, it's a global rule. just warning you guys

No. 2146285

>>2145851
I second this

No. 2146330

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>>2146234
They’ll never take me alive.

No. 2146454

Got all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed and I think it made my face look more feminine. I’m very happy with the results.

No. 2146659

>>2146454
fuck I need to get this done but im terrified of surgery even minor ones

No. 2146714

>>2146659
I got it done awake and it’s not extremely bad. It’s not painful but there was a very weird pressure feeling.

No. 2146790

File: 1724214130313.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.67 MB, 4032x3024, my teeth.jpeg)

>>2146659
Wisdom teeth surgery is easy, nona, don't worry too much about the surgery itself. I had laughing gas, so I was awake for mine but I was so high I couldn't even feel anything. It was finished in 15 minutes. Recovery was the hardest part, I looked like a chipmunk for like 2 weeks! It was really annoying, after 2 weeks I felt fine and I got on with life like normal.

Even though the surgery isn't scary, you should still be terrified about what happens after the surgery if you don't keep the removed teeth. I always tell people to make sure you ask your dentist for your teeth back after any removal. The reason you want to make sure you never let the dentist take your teeth is because after they take the teeth, what they do is they put it in the garbage bin in the office. After the office closes, the workers will take all the garbage bins and dump the trash into the dumpster outside. Obviously, witch doctors and dark magicians know this. Basically, what happens outside dentist offices is: evil voodoo priests and other sinister warlocks wait outside in the darkness to raid dumpsters and steal peoples' discarded teeth for use in their satanic rituals and foul curses. Most people don't realize this, but if your tooth or body part (nail, hair, etc.) is used by a dark magician or other satanic figure, they can seriously harm you through the use of their malicious spells and curses. Once they have your teeth, you're basically always gonna live with them having power over you. They will always have a chance to hex you, curse you, or otherwise manipulate your will through demonic and malevolent forces. Please be aware that any part of you removed is still a part of you. DEMAND the dentist return your teeth to you after the surgery. Most times they will be happy to do it, as in my case those are my extracted teeth in picrel happily given to me by my God-fearing dentist, but some dentists actually create alliances with the evil warlocks and voodoo priests to sell teeth for money. Be wary of any dentist that tries to sway you from your decision to keep your teeth.

Anyway, good luck with your wisdom tooth removal nona!! You can do it, don't be scared of the surgery it's not even that bad you don't even have to be put to sleep! The laughing gas is fun too, I get why some people do whippits.

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No. 2146794

>>2146790
This silly ass copypasta again

No. 2146796

>>2146790
Also to any schizophrenics reading this, they are required by law to dispose of teeth as "biohazardous waste", they are not tossed in the dumpsters

No. 2146797

>>2146794
If you want to believe this is a copy pasta good for you, but meanwhile I'm actually trying to save innocent nonas from wickedness and dark energy. What have you done to help others recently? Not trying to argue, just trying to say: hey, have you waited outside a dentist office between 02:00 and 04:00 and observed what went on? Until you do, don't act like there's not a serious threat from malevolent forces, because there is. I've seen it. And all I'm trying to do is help out. This is what I get for trying to help.
>>2146796
Just wait outside the dentist office tonight if you don't believe me. Watch what happens.

No. 2146799

>>2146797
I'm going to steal your wisdom teeth and cast a spell that causes frequent heartburn

No. 2146804

>>2146799
That's the thing though: I have mine. I'm basically invincible to dark magic. It's the same reason I ask the stylist for all my hair trimmings after the cut. No voodoo priest, warlock, or other dark magician will ever be able to cast their hexes on me with my body parts because I keep them. I know you're just joking, and I thought it was funny, but seriously this topic isn't a lighthearted joke. Dark magic and curses aren't a funny subject. Keep yourself safe and keep your teeth.

No. 2146805

>>2146790
this is true i was the evil warlock

No. 2146808

>>2146804
I am Astral projecting into your home and swiping them. I am going to grind them into a stew and feed it to cursed pigs

No. 2146811

>>2146808
>"I'm astral projecting into your home"
>She doesn't realize I'm in 5DD and my "home" is through the 6th plane guarded by the three archangels operating on the physics of karmic level 2.
Kek keep trying to scare me, it's not gonna work. You just sound crazy at this point.

No. 2146812

>>2146790
lmao I was able to get my teeth back too but they smelled so foul that I tossed them out

No. 2146814

Anyone else tinfoil joey valence and brae are some industry plant? They seem to collaborate with EVERYONE… Only got big a couple weeks ago… hmm…

No. 2146815

>>2146804
>not keeping her menstrual blood
i bet youre some fake wicca crystal girl that tosses out your pads in the trash kek
>>2146811
you forgot archangel number 4. im sneaking in

No. 2146816

>>2146811
You dont know what I'm capable of.

>>2146812
I got mine back too, 3 out of the 4. I didnt notice a smell but now I wish I never threw them away so I could take a whiff rn

No. 2146817

>>2146812
It's better then tossing it out at the dentist, because most magicians won't bother checking individual trash cans unless they have a vendetta against you. Still, I'll keep you in my prayers.

No. 2146836

I don’t understand how you can get dry socket after getting your wisdom teeth (or any teeth) removed. Like how bad do you need to fuck up lol? I was doing everything wrong the first day (eating hard food, spitting out blood, etc) but even I didn’t get it. There are mfs dumber than me??

No. 2146950

there was a spider crawling on my pillow
but I’m less concerned about it than I should be. I’m actually just confused. how do bugs keep getting in my room

No. 2146954

>>2146836
Sometimes it's luck, but most of the times they get dry sockets because they're creating suction in their mouths. This is usually done by sucking liquid up through straws. The suction can take the blood clot out of the socket. That's why you should only sip or slurp after wisdom teeth removal.

No. 2146994

My brother's 50 year old ex wife just had a baby with her current boyfriend, and I'm so DAMN happy that I'm not the one related to her so I don't have to deal with all of that. I feel sorry for my niece and nephews that have her as their mother but at least they're all working out how to distance themselves from her once they graduate high school because they're so done with her bullshit.

No. 2147028

>>2145647
Forgot to ask: What is acceptable about Dio? Except that he is not actually real?

No. 2147029

1500 word essay due in 2 days and no clue where to start

No. 2147037

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Things ended between my ex moid and his rebound and it all blew up in his fucking face and I couldn't be any happier right now. I know I shouldn't care about what he doesn but it feels like a bit of balance has been restored since I had to endure watching him and this girl all lovey dovey when we'd all meet up with our mutual friends. Also the humiliation that came with it. He monkey branched to a friend of ours after our 6 year relationship (likely cheated on me while in the relationship to get with her) and really thought he'd be happier with her but in the end he had to file a restraining order against her kek. Fuck around and find out.

No. 2147050

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>>2145647
Can Dante get on the list? Specifically DMC3

No. 2147056

>>2145647
>Joseph Joestar
He cheated on his wife with Tomoko. Jotaro or Johnny are the best choices. I'd say Jonathon but he's too pure.

No. 2147093

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>>2145647
You forgot Godot

No. 2147096

>>2147028
fr, even if he was the nicest malewife his vice is too annoying.

No. 2147102

>>2147093
jesus hes like a mix between a tumblr sexy man a bara and some chuuni male self insert. Genuinely one of the worst designs i have ever seen.

No. 2147104

>>2145647
where is link? where is dante? shit taste

No. 2147108

>so done with 3D moids I invest more time on 2D
>spends way too much time focusing on 2D and other imaginary moids
>feel lonely
>tries to invest more time on 3D moids
>gets upset again over how ugly, boring and brainrotted by porn most 3D moids are
>go back to focusing too much on 2D
>feel lonely
>circle of life

No. 2147111

>>2147108
Get an ar(u)tistic hobby like drawing or 3D modeling or coding. That way you can make your own husbandos.

No. 2147118

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>>2147102
>doesn't know about superior ace prosecutor husbando
Begone, uncultured swine zoomer

No. 2147120

>>2147118
why would i care about him, he's hideous

No. 2147121

>>2147120
Nah you're just tasteblind by looking at anorexic moids with a hay wig too much

No. 2147123

>>2147121
>hay wig
that guy literally has a ratty wig for hair kek

No. 2147127

>>2147093
He's fugly

No. 2147150

>do absolutely nothing
>cat starts purring
is my cat broken

No. 2147162

>>2147096
You're so real for this

No. 2147163

>>2147150
she’s saying hi say hi back

No. 2147201

>>2147150
she likes your presence

No. 2147225

I'm down to the last pack of 18 toilet rolls that I bought before the covid pandemic.

No. 2147280

I woke up late and forgot to put my laundry in the wash. I didn't have anything to wear so I just threw the first thing I saw. Then I went to the metro and a lady approached me to tell me I had a sock hanging off the back of my jacket. I'm so embarrassed but at least it wasn't an underwear…

No. 2147283

my dumbass cats have the same aim as a man and keep peeing outside of their box accidentally, I'm so done with them

No. 2147284

>>2147283
Get one that's enclosed or has higher sides, maybe? That will make it harder for them to miss.

No. 2147311

>>2147225
This implies that you bought an incredible amount of toilet paper, or that you poop much less frequently than an average person.

No. 2147317

Mmmyes
I did it
I made the world's blandest meatballs
This is why I hate cooking

No. 2147327

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i hope /g/ nonna allows this gif kek

No. 2147330

>>2147327
Who is that /g/ nonna and why wouldn't she allow something?

No. 2147332

>>2147330
fuck I meant /m/ not /g/, it's from the art request threads here >>>/m/383598 i just thought it was really cute

No. 2147334

>>2147330
nothing anon i just hope she doesn't mind

No. 2147367

>>2147334
who gives a shit how she feels its a fucking laughing cow logo recolor. do whatever you want with it.

No. 2147383

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>>2147367
CAN YOU READ I SAID NOTHING HAPPENED NOTHING WAS WRONG

No. 2147424

I'm not western/European, and I never celebrated any western holidays, and where I live, they don't celebrate these either. But recently, I've been lamenting my existence regarding this. I really want to have that sense of community in a neighborhood or with friends and family where we celebrate different holidays together, make delicious food specific to these occasions and seasons, share it together and have a good time. I wish I was normal and born somewhere normal so I can experience this. This stuff doesn't exist where I come from and the only 2 holidays are boring and uneventful, we never celebrate them with anyone until last year when we had really close family members visiting who wanted to start a tradition of it, and that was the first time I ever experienced that stuff. We didn't eat a big meal together though, we didn't hang out properly somewhere nice either, we just had tea and coffee and some snacks, chatted a little, then they left. Out of all the stupid weird bad shit in my life, my brain decided to dwell on this kek.

No. 2147436

>>2147424
come fly out to my house in October nona, we can dress up as witches on Halloween and make pumpkin shaped sugar cookies for the neighborhood kids.

No. 2147446

>>2147424
You know you've spend too much time on this website when you start recognizing vents kek. I'm pretty sure I've seen you complain about this multiple times before. You're from Argentina right?

No. 2147447

>>2147436
Aw that sounds so cute and fun! Thanks for the offer. I also worry about how I'd be eventually too old for that stuff if I ever get to leave my shithole country and live somewhere normal, but I don't mind being the grandma who cooks for the neighborhood.

No. 2147449

>>2147446
This is the first time I ever write about this, so I'm not who you think I am. Also, isn't Argentina in the west…? I'm from Asia.

No. 2147450

>>2147225
How often do you poop nona

No. 2147451

>>2147449
South America isn't in the West

No. 2147461

>>2147451
I see. What about New Zealand and Australia? They're anglo so to me, they're western, do they count?

No. 2147523

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>>2141639
Just another gif to make nonnies smile.

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No. 2147566

>>2147284
I used to have an enclosed one and it still leaked a little bit if kek but i recently got them a stainless steel box to help with the smell and I don't know what I can put ontthe sides so they don't pee outside. Maybe hotglue a piece of plastic around? makes cleaning it a pain in the ass though

No. 2147577

I'm making two baked sweet potatoes right now. I have work soon, hopefully they'll be done before then so I can eat them while I'm working. WFH sucks but it does have its perks.

No. 2147587

>>2147311
>>2147450
I eat low carb so I shit less than the average person. Usually once every three days. I do also use moist toilet tissue which means I use less toilet paper.

No. 2147589

>>2147587
>Once every three days

Omg that'd make me so miserable. Taking a satisfying poop just brightens my day

No. 2147612

>>2147587
Nta but I eat low carb as well and I still usually shit every day kek. Idk how you're shittin so little, I'm jealous.

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No. 2147803

I finally finished a little crochet project I've been working on these past two weeks. It's just a hat but I'm glad to have it done. Gonna start a new project now.

No. 2147912

one benefit of having a male boss is he does not pay close attention to dress code. this man could not recognize "loud, flashy" jewelry if it smacked him in the face

No. 2147914

I don't know if it's just me, but I noticed a lot more women into Smiling Friends than let's say, Rick and Morty on it's prime. I wonder why that is

No. 2147934

>>2147451
huh? it's on the western side of the world like north america. it's certainly not the east or middle

No. 2147944

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>>2147934
nta but i think anon might be referring to civilizations like this

No. 2147950

>>2147944
oh, western like cowboy westerns

No. 2147960

>>2147914
no permanant female characters= no characters for males to endlessly hate on and make porn of= less hostility towards women in the fandom= more female fans.

dash in a bit of fujo brainrot and you've got the perfect mixture for a decent sized female fanbase.

No. 2148043

I want to feel happy again

No. 2148047

>>2148043
I love this song, anon. I really hope this love comes back to me as well.

No. 2148119

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It's so god damn funny whenever a tall man has a small penis.

No. 2148130

>>2148047
Atayart same, it’s not love for a moid I just want my soul back again

No. 2148179

choosing my electives stressed me out so bad, i gotta go stress poop now

No. 2148295

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I woke up because i was having nightmares and sleep paralysis, so i just had some ramen and i am going to have a cofefe with pastries and draw for a few hours. I hate that when something bad happens irl my brain's go to is to fuck up with my sleep so i am miserable and sleep deprived.

No. 2148418

I started posting reviews on Google maps because I got a freebie in a coffee shop for doing it and ngl it's a bit addictive, I got a dopamine hit when one of my pics was viewed a certain amount of times kek.

No. 2148460

Finally found the This is England series with subs, idk why I couldn't find it before

No. 2148573

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I successfully ate a seafood boil in bed last night without getting anything on my blanket or sheets, and I'm about to do it again.

No. 2148575

>>2148573
So cool nona!! for real

No. 2148606

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I washed my hair yesterday and today I'm straightening it like usual. It's funny because even when I'm working out, my hair just goes back to curls kek, I saw a video on Instagram where a girl talks about how to find your true hair texture and all I could think was
>if I did that, I would have ridiculously defined ringlets
Sometimes I really want to have my curly hair back, but idk, I'm so used to straightening it and getting keratines done that I don't know how I would feel having my curly hair back, plus I'm a fatty, so I don't think I would look cute with even MORE volume on my face.

No. 2148610

>>2148573
That's wild, share us your wisdom nonna

No. 2148612

>>2148573
You're playing with fire anon!! Get a tray to protect your sheets, it's all fun and games until you make a huge spill and ruin your mattress.

No. 2148618

>>2148610
I keep one hand clean. I use the dirty hand to grab the food and a spoon to scoop sauce onto the food. If you're eating crab, just crack and deshell it before you bring it to bed. I think it helps a lot that I always make my sauce with more (dried and chopped, not the powder) garlic and onion and less butter or water, so there's less chance of it dripping. And also paper towel just in case I need to wipe my hand.
>>2148612
I have a protector and a topper, don't worry!

No. 2148670

my fatass cat made my legs numb

No. 2148676

>>2148670
give her some slimfast

No. 2148683

Eatin a breakfast sammich from Starbucks. All is right with the world.

No. 2148727

I found a spider in my laundry so I used my vacuum to suck it up. I actually can't tell if I caught it because I can't see it in the dust container of my vacuum.

No. 2148870

I got some Indonesian chips, olives and wine I'm about to have a great night nonnies

No. 2148884

>>2148670
get her on that ozempic

No. 2148885

Im literally Eric Cartman

No. 2148887

>>2147944
This is fucking retarded. Albania and Pakistan are the same color because of islam? Westerners are so shameless about their groupings.

No. 2148920

>>2148676
>>2148884
no i keep him fat for the winter so he sleeps on my feet and i dont catch a cold

No. 2148922

>>2148920
kek we need some artist nona to make this in to a picture

No. 2149018

I told myself I wouldn't keep wasting money on wax melts, but I just got some random dude to send me money so guess what I'm getting ready to go buy.

No. 2149027

>>2149018
Samefag, I just remembered I got paid today too kekk oh I'm gonna need to have some financial restraint today

No. 2149029

>>2149027
Buy them all,after all its your right

No. 2149154

Gonna shower while I wait for my subway food to arrive. I got some new sauces on my sandwich this time.

No. 2149198

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Just vibing with the mundane.. Think simplicity is the secret to a happy life for me

No. 2149209

lc is so dead that when I scroll through ot, all I see are my own posts…..I need to get a life

No. 2149214

I want my hedgehog to let me pet her belly, but she'd totally rip my finger off if I shoved it near her face/ in her soft areas when she's curled, so I used a qtip to get her used to it, and she let me rub her little snout and around her eyes. She's so cute.

No. 2149224

>>2149154
Samefag, just devoured that entire footlong sandwich. I had to get a different order from typical because they switched the sweet onion sauce that I used to like to onion teriyaki. I really need to start a diet tomorrow because I've been eating terribly.
Btw, does the Baja chipotle sauce stink to anyone else? I didn't get it on my sandwich but I have a bottle of it and it smells so weird to me.

No. 2149247

I listened to Rock Lobster in the car on my way back from work and then when I came home I opened Instagram and the first post was from this music Instagram account I follow and they were talking about Rock Lobster. What is the universe trying to tell me…

No. 2149416

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i had the strawberry and cream pie from mcdonalds it was rly good

No. 2149818

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I watched some etiquette videos and how to move/sit with more grace as a woman and now Youtube thinks I'm a troon and recommends me how to mimic female walk videos. Fuck you internet I'm just trying to be a classier lady at nice events.

No. 2149853

>>2149818
I watched a single dining etiquette video last year and for months afterward I got weird trad wife lite and sugar baby videos kek the algorithms are fucked when it comes to etiquette videos it seems.

No. 2150129

Met up with friends today and we have all started being overly physically affectionate for some reason, giving cheek kisses and snuggling like lovers

No. 2150158

>>2149818
Can you link the video? I struggle with this, I genuinely feel like I move like an elderly person it's so bad and I've always tried to look up articles on how to move more "gracefully" but always found nothing and just ended up believing I'll always move like an old person with arthritis and the people who move gracefully and with intention must have just gone to dance lesson as a kid kek.

No. 2150268

Weakening your sweet tooth after being a sugar addict for so long is so weird. I used to be a notorious snacker but now I barely care for candy, if I want something sweet I make myself a cup of coffee with some sugar in it (or a mocha late if I'm feeling extra). At uni today they had 50% off on everything in the cafeteria, including the cakes I usually love going for, but I couldn't care less. I got some candy for myself "in case I'd want some later" since I love having a cup of tea and some chocolate during stormy evenings, but I keep forgetting they're there.

No. 2150271

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It's barely the afternoon and I already secured a pussy appointment for tonight AND I'm about to start a new crochet project AND I made some caramel almond milk coffee AND I have an Amazon package arriving today. What a joyous Friday this is.

No. 2150308

>>2150271
>caramel almond milk coffee
Never heard of this but please tell me how to make one because it sounds like the drink of my dreams

No. 2150318

>>2150308
Lol it's just regular coffee (I use Stok cold brew) made with almond milk, I drizzled caramel syrup around the sides and in the bottom of the cup. If I had heavy cream I would a used it to make whipped cream like a McDonald's caramel frappe. It's good with a sprinkle of salt too.

No. 2150357

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>friend is moving in
>she offered me $600 in rent a couple of months ago and I agreed
>she's moving in next week
>she texted me today double checking if $600 is still fine or if I had any counter offer (we have both been super busy this summer so we're gonna sign the contract on monday)
>I said it's still fine, as long as she pays on time
>she doesn't know her offer is actually $150 more than what I had originally planned to take in rent

No. 2150381

I ordered an extra shot of espresso in my coffee this morning and I am fucking WIRED but my brain won't let me focus on work. Never again…

No. 2150427

I'm eating shrooms today with friends and they're kinda woke gender-friendly. I never had shrooms before. I'm kinda afraid that I'll let my terf side come out and they'll hate me forever and villify me to other people.

No. 2150442

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If you ever want a quick breakfast or protein snack do NOT get these. No matter what I do I can't make them taste normal, the texture and flavor is atrocious. It barely even tastes like chocolate, plus there's only 12 grams of protein anyway. I hate these so much. Day is ruined for having eaten one and thinking it would taste different this time.

No. 2150450

>>2150442
I don't really get the protein thing. Is the average jane's diet really that deficient in protein?

No. 2150453

>>2150450
nta, but protein helps you feel fuller for longer and also helps with building muscle

No. 2150454

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I have to read about 250 pages of a book by 4AM. Wish me luck.

No. 2150458

>>2150454
Omg condorito

No. 2150465

Nigga I'm so hungryyyy, someone feed me

No. 2150467

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No. 2150473

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Currently watching serial killer movie. It's not even half the movie yet and he already revealed his ugly face. Day ruined

No. 2150482

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I just saw this pic in /snow/ and totally thought it was an albino lobster

No. 2150633

I just cracked a good chunk out of the bottom of my MacBook screen because I was trying to vacuum it and I guess I pressed into it too hard. Fuck. Oh well, it's not a part that affects the part of the screen I actually need, and I already messed up the keyboard a few months ago. In a few paychecks I can buy another.

No. 2150661

gomita estamos contigo
puro team gomita
gomita super buena onda
gomita fue la única que fue a abrazar a mayito

No. 2150681

>>2150633
how does it feel browsing lolcow on a macbook, is it decent

No. 2150684

Just went into a small bookstore ive never seen before, their whole shtick is selling "book experiences" so for like 65 bucks you pick a shitty candle, choco bar, tea, and a book and put it in a tote bag and for some reason it really pissed me off. Especially since all their paper backs were banged up. I swear some small businesses are just asking to fail bc it was so fucking dumb that that's basically all they sold

No. 2150767

if i see the word “bishies” in a post here it’s almost guaranteed i’m reading something retarded

No. 2150857

I hate how when I read a wiki article and I click on a linked term and when I try to go back it takes me back to the start of the article reeee

No. 2150954

One of my college friends is scarily close to becoming an enby gendie in fashion sense and hairstyle but she sent me some old photos of her during high school in her room and I almost had a heart attack because she looked like Isabella Janke. I'll take her shit new style to curb stomp my chronically online thoughts away. At least she's not actually trooning out or a they/them

No. 2151419

>>2150271
Samefag, my pussy appointment had to be pushed back. This is the worstest Friday EVER.

No. 2151464

Tell me why my boobs been sore as fuck for days now, a sign I'm gonna get my period soon, and I decided to sleep winnie the pooh style. Hell is wrong with me. It's like a week early too rrrrrrrrr

No. 2151485

what have you nonas been watching lately? i've just finished rewatching inside job.

No. 2151492

>>2151485
Inside Job was really good! I’m watching Furiosa right now. It’s ok, about 3/4 done

No. 2151493

>>2151485
Idol Densetsu Eriko for childhood memories, Jacob Two Two for eating because eating while reading subtitles is impossible.

No. 2151504

>>2151492
i just watched that last week and then immediately had to watch fury road again because its so good

No. 2151508

>>2151485
ive rewatched inside job 3x
recently watched the boss with melissa mccarthy (her movies are a guilty pleasure kek)
trying to decide which mike flanigan series to watch, i have seen midnight mass and house of usher

No. 2151656

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I was never gonna be a Stacy. I think I’m gonna grow my hair out all frizzy and trollmax.

No. 2151666

>>2150158
Sorry, I don't have any specific recs since I mostly watched formal etiquette and how to sit elegantly in a skirt etc. But maybe try yoga if your body is very stiff? That could be a start to soften up your body.
>>2149853
Ah yes, troons, tradwives and sugar babies. The only people who need to worry about elegance. Actually I wish troons would pay more attention to being proper but they probably just masturbate to those vids because omg feminizing so hawt.

No. 2151682

can't tell if having a small panic attack or just have really bad gas

No. 2151699

>>2151656
I'm looking forward to trollcore being the new autumn trend 2024. The kids have already done goblincore and fairycore so it's logical.

No. 2151797

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Done with almost all my chores, only thing I still need to do is trim my cat's claws but he's extra wiggly today so I'm not gonna force it. Now I'm gonna skip my diet and order pizza, plug in my roommates ps5 in the big tv and play video games until my brain rots

No. 2151815

>>2151485
I'm planning to rewatch all the Kara no Kyoukai movies, it's been like 15 years since I last saw them.

No. 2151952

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I wish i could be the Indian woman nonnies think us to be

No. 2151995

>>2151952
what do you mean?

No. 2152038

>>2151485
its always sunny, catching up to the newer seasons

No. 2152053

Laundry complete ✓

No. 2152057

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I woke up, did figure drawing and then had some ramen. So far the days been going great, normally i procastinate for a few hours before i actually do something. I am going back to drawing after i am done with my coffee.

No. 2152149

Still thinking about the time years ago when a (now former) friend went
>But anon, you're one of those FANCY women that gets her nails done and into fashion trends, what do you care about games?
When I tried to put in my five cents about a franchise that I now don't remember, as if she hadn't been at my place and gawked at my huge collection a few weeks before. The idiocy from her that you can't take care of yourself and be into one of the most mainstream nerdy shit at the same time still baffles me. Especially considering the absolute stacies I know in the gaming industry today

No. 2152287

I sent negative energy to one troon and a degenerate moid artist that I hate weeks ago. I really focused and pleaded with any entity that would have me and it worked out. The artist had problems with paypal and a commissioner backed out of the offer and the troon got broken up with and is spiraling into depression again. So I had a very nice day.

No. 2152288

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i bought a package of butterhead lettuce and i'm going to make a sandwich and put some on it. i also bought some boar's head chipotle gourmaise spread and i'm going to put that on it, too. i'm going to wrap it nicely in some paper like picrel for absolutely no reason at all as well

No. 2152332

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Im deodorant shopping right now and I noticed that this brands women's deodorants all (or at least some) have talc but none of the mens deodorants seem to. Wtf? Im probably still gonna try the men's deodorants cause I've heard good things about this brand but that's so weird. Sad cause the women's packaging is cuter. I'm gonna buy Certain Dri too, hopefully they help with my anxiety sweats and the hot weather.

No. 2152339

>>2152332
>all (or at least some)
So which is it? Thats a pretty alarming statement

No. 2152352

>>2152339
I was dumb and wrong anon KEK. There's only talc in the Pure Fresh scent.

No. 2152354

>>2152352
Correcting yourself without snark or defensiveness is so admirable I was like ?!?!

No. 2152364

i think i just got ip banned from the sephora website, what the fuck

No. 2152368

>>2152364
Does it say Access Denied? I think that's just an error with the site or their servers or something. It happens with Subway too.

No. 2152370

I had like 40GBs of pictures of my computer and I’ve got them mostly organized, finally. Gonna go through each folder and delete whatever doesn’t spark joy. Also cropped the ugly parts out of screenshots.

No. 2152371

>>2152368
oh, that was exactly it! thanks

No. 2152372

>>2152332
If you're shopping for new deodorants I definitely recommend getting one that has aluminum in it. Switching to aluminum-containing deodorant has been the only thing that's helped me control my sweatiness. I never worry about sweating anymore.

No. 2152385

My goal is to lose 10kg until april I'm 177cm and currently weighting 75kg. Wish me luck nonnies, still looking up nice, filling recipes I think I'll enjoy and getting a bit excited about making a change!

No. 2152395

>>2152372
Blocking the processes of your body is harmful to you though. I swear I'm not crunchy and absolutely use whatever you want to at your own risk but I don't think it's good to recommend aluminum containing deo. Your body is sweating for a reason.

No. 2152401

>>2152372
I'm not opposed to aluminum deodorants, actually with my issues I probably need it lol. I believe both certain dri and mitchum have aluminum. I am currently using the arm & hammer deodorant but it's been causing me issues so I decided to switch. I thought about getting the natural version but I'm just gonna try some different brands.

No. 2152481

I have a Mizuki Nana song stuck in my head but don't remember any lyrics, so all that's left is to listen to every song that seems vaguely familiar, but the good woman has about 300 of them…

No. 2152482

Regular people who emote like theyre celebrities and talk about themselves like they're celebrities/ interact with other people like that are so delusional and tilted fucking lol

No. 2152483

>>2152482
Theyre ALWAYS people who didn't play about tumblr when they were teenagers to. Needs to be studied.

No. 2152492

>>2152483
>>2152482
Damn I feel seen. IME they will typically ID as nonbinary and also have an onlyfans/cam whore streaming side gig. They will also think they're cool and radical for doing so. I know too many women like this it's kind of fucked.

No. 2152508

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This is the stuff I've bought so far today.

No. 2152513

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>feel like i keep being awkward as hell in this one class
>professor is talking to someone about another professor that had left
>"yeah i feel like he was uh…"
>quick glance
>he's already looking at me but immediately breaks eye contact
>"…i think he was a little different"

No. 2152516

>>2152492
They wonder every time why they aren't famous and think they deserve to be famous or something. They take regular interactions and exaggerate them into something crazy like "omg why is everyone so obsessed with meeee". I'm not talking about the kind of person you are but it's crazy to me how hypocritical all these ex-tumblr obsessives have become and how they think they were so entitled to be a bully, an abuser, and a stalker but anyone else viewing their public accounts or critiquing them are HORRIBLE OBSESSIBE STALKERS OUT TO KILL THEM. it's so delusional that it's scary like… you don't live in reality

No. 2152518

I braided my hair for the first time in weeks. It feels nice.

No. 2152550

I bought a blind bag pin from my favorite series and ended up getting my least favorite character, sigh. I'll try to sell it online but the series isn't very popular anymore so I doubt anyone will buy it

No. 2152555

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Have for roughly a year not had the economy to spend on nice skin products, and my skin doesn't really jibe with the cheap alternatives I can fit into my budget right now so I've been really careful with what I have left.
But recently a store here had a GIANT sale on a very nice brand (among others) that's always been a wee bit out of my budget even when I still had a job. Got the moisturizer I ordered home today and oh my god, my face feels like heaven! I can't stop touching it like picrel

No. 2152691

i bought a pair of pants online because it was on sale for $10. it feels so cheap and makes so much crinkly noises. can't believe it was originally $35. returning it is going to cost $6 so i might as well keep it.

No. 2152720

>>2152508
how that vanilla cashmere lotion? i've been meaning to try that scent!

No. 2152731

It has been a nice lazy day, I went out with my friend, got a huge ass hairclaw that can actually hold my whole hair, and some cute beads to make cute bracelets, I also had some coffee with her and then my dad went to pick me up at the mall to buy food from our favorite pasta restaurant.

No. 2152880

>>2152513
Stuff like this is honestly really hurtful and I hate when people in positions of power over you try to discreetly bully you. Like really what was the point of the professor doing that if not to demean you? People like this are why I stopped working and became self-employed.

No. 2152884

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>>2151485
Slowly going through Zeta Gundam. I rabu Kamille.

No. 2152887

>>2152483
Easy, Tumblr was just a convenient place to nurture their pre-existing mental illness which makes them behave this way.

No. 2152904

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I'm cooking chili n it wont be ready for an hour
And I'm trying so fucking hard not to just heat up some chicken nuggets and "Snack" on them.

No. 2152925

I want fried chicken and rice but I already ate enough carbs today.

No. 2152927

>>2152925
Chew gum but pretend it's fried chicken. Say things like "mmm, this chicken is so good" while you chew and visualize fried chicken as well. Usually after enough practice you can really taste the chicken as you chew the gum.

No. 2152951

i found out something really bad happened in my hometown this week and i want to talk about how crazy it is in the news stories that fuck with you thread but im a little paranoid because even tho i dont live there anymore i know the family involved and i would feel bad posting about them on lolcow

No. 2152984

Going to play pokemon yellow until my melatonin kicks in.

No. 2153002

>>2152984
pikachu in yellow is so fat for no reason

No. 2153263

i did my skincare routine, brushed my hair with a boar bristle brush + braided it, and drank some water. i feel at peace…

No. 2153313

Somebody in my household has been opening a new carton of milk before the old one is done with/expired. It's starting to really piss me off, the old carton will still be half full of perfectly fine milk and i'll see another has been opened and significantly used already. Usually this means the old milk is going to expire quickly and won't even be used anymore. I'm the one who buys it, mind you, so it's my money being wasted here.

No. 2153403

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I have a personal lolcow that I've been keeping tabs on for years. She used to be a part of my best friend's anime community in their little town and she has always had an absolutely unabashed amount of narcissism, and had a habit of starting shit but act like a victim over it which caused her to have a really bad rep. She looks like PT's younger cousin, her art was almost Chris-chan tier, and an absolutely awful screeching singing voice. But she considered herself an undiscovered genius on all these things, refused to take even the softest criticism to help her with her art (her absolute freak outs over getting even the kindest feedback was what made me pay attention to her kek) and would make her own fanpages for herself.
She disappeared for a few years and seemed to have settled for a normal life, but has now come back to the scene more confident than ever. She was recently at some pony convention where she sold her awful art as prints and stickers among some other crafts (ex. just random stuff from temu she put on a ribbon with a chain), and of course didn't even break even. But honestly? While I still consider her hijinks absolutely hilarious I'm kinda envious of her confidence. If she has the balls to sell her art, I should have the confidence to start painting again. She claims she tested negative for autism (doubt), but autism or nah her self-love is honestly a little inspiring

No. 2153433

>>2153403
>While I still consider her hijinks absolutely hilarious I'm kinda envious of her confidence. If she has the balls to sell her art, I should have the confidence to start painting again. She claims she tested negative for autism (doubt), but autism or nah her self-love is honestly a little inspiring
Thats so cute nona. I actually want to see her art now but honestly you shouldnt post her cause she might found out its you.

No. 2153496

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i'm a neet with too much free time on my hands so i started excercising whenever i feel bored. feels good!

No. 2153498

>>2153496
This is good! Being a NEET is okay if you spend your NEETdom improving yourself and becoming better. I'm happy you're exercising more anon.

No. 2153500

>>2153496
What kind of exercises do you do nonnie? I'm only at uni two times a week so would be cool to get something other than just some light jogging in during my home time

No. 2153506

>>2153500
Ntayrt but there's a lot of fun dance-workouts on Youtube for free, stuff like Richard Simmons (rip). There's also the fitness thread on /g/ with a lot of advice too.

No. 2153522

I don't use social media apart from Instagram occasionally to talk to my friends. I only reinstall it once a week to check messages. Sometimes I accidentally
end up scrolling reels and wasting my time getting angry at dumb reels. On my explore page there was stuff like ragebait, misogynistic crap, or girls talking about how ugly they feel even though they're not ugly at all, or cringe boyfriend drama, or even religious Islamic videos for some reason. Yesterday I started following a bunch of animal accounts and now my feed is filled with cute puppies and stuff like that. It's great

No. 2153523

>>2153522
I’m just like you but with snapchat. I wish I could get cat videos but the algorithm doesnt work the same. Good on you for hacking yours!

No. 2153552

Whenever I hear this song I think of lolcor.
>>2153506
Have you tried jazzercise? It's my favorite lol, so fun.

No. 2153581

>>2153522
Same but with facebook (ik I sound like a boomer but I like that it's so private since I never post or comment), I mostly go in to chat if I'm too lazy to use messenger on my phone and when I scroll it's practically only posts from the home decoration inspo groups I'm in. tbh I don't really care for social media in general and would have been completely fine with still using msn or skype up to this day kek

No. 2153751

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>>2153496
I'm not exactly a neet and I go to the gym, but sometimes I just have the GINORMOUS need to dance and workout at home that I just can literally feel it in my bones and my muscles even after going to the gym.
Maybe I should go another day to the gym tbh, just 2 days a week isn't enough even if I do some tough routines over there.

No. 2153805

Maybe I should watch Beastars again. it's been so long that I don't even remember the plot.

No. 2153911

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>>2153805
All I remember is
>school boy with no particular friends or hobbies
>is a wolf
>at school with vegan and carnivore animals together
>scares dream pixie bunny girl gf
>that turns him on
>She's actually not like other girls and [the horror] she has had boyfriends before whom she has had sex with! (Wow what a slut!)
>he has to become the most powerful person in the whole world (also known as the school council)
>That would make him a candidate to become MS.Japan, and maybe a beast star (like the name of the anime)
>he has to go against a guy who is a deer
>they enter a school play
>wolf girl falls in love with our MC
>MC gets expelled
>deer guy is some rich dude that's traumatized but blue eye dragonless which means he sucks
>MC finds some karate kid-like fighting instructor
>he teaches him deep shit
>MC, like any other school boy, starts fighting against the ~ mafia ~
>cue weird AGP hybrid guy fights MC
>Hybrid guy wants to fuck his mom?
>MC finds another manic pixie dream gf bunny girl who offers him to pop his cherry and shit
>she teaches him some extra cool fighting moves
>weird AGP hybrid joins school
>Schoolgirl bunny manic pixie GF feels endearment when she sees AGP hybrid
>I think he wanted to fuck her and kill her
>shit happens
>MC decides to rip his teeth off so he doesn't want to eat animals
>fighting against other ~mafia~ group
>his teeth grow again???
>shit happens
>I think deer guy tries to kill himself?
>number one beast star who is a horse kills himself???
>Yeah

No. 2153913

Learning how to meal prep is easier than I thought. It's literally no different than journaling

No. 2153923

>>2153911
The way you've written about Haru the rabbit is kind of unfair kek. The narrative is sympathetic towards her when she's bullied and it's obvious you're not supposed to hate her for having a sex life.

No. 2153926

>>2153923
Ntayrt but her whole character was regressive and seemed like it came straight out of 2007. It's shit that's boring and retarded by 2020s standards

No. 2154019

been wanting to make youtube video essays lately… i just want to sperg about my interests, and to talk about cool things like art history or lost media or old games. i dont want to show my face identifiably, but maybe i could do voiceovers to drawing timelapses. if i didnt get many views that would be even better tbh so it could just be a catalogue for my autism and things i like. but i really just want to talk about the obscure stuff i know a lot about, and to feel like im sharing stuff with other ppl without annoying the people i know by sperging lolll. is is youtube a retarded idea or a decent one? idk

No. 2154048

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thinking about when i was in middle school and i would draw in the back pages of my subject notebooks, and one time i submitted a chemistry one and the teacher called me to the staff room for something unrelated and then as i was going told me to not sketch in the back of my notebooks while literally chucking nervously, probably bc the drawing in that notebook was this animu woman with a button up shirt with the button on her chest unbuttoned, just leaving a tiny gap (idk why i drew that, ig i fucked up on the shirt and just tried to make it look like ~fashun~), and i couldn't understand then bc i didn't think it was that lewd, but then again i was influenced by anime and drew only women with huge boobs(and my mother pointed that out so often) so maybe my memory's skewed. i wonder if she thought i was gay.

No. 2154089

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>>2154048
I remember that I used to draw a lot because I had no friends and staring at nothing brought me trouble with the kids at school.
So one day one guy was like "why do you draw girls with huge boobs?" And I was like "their boobs aren't huge??" Because I made the girls have very far apart boobs since mine are also very far apart and I thought push up bras were retarded for the very deep V necks I would make my anime girls wear.
Pic related is how I used to draw then. Not too much has changed tbh.

No. 2154106

>>2154089
>Because I made the girls have very far apart boobs since mine are also very far apart
kekkk are you me? i also draw my women with far apart boobs because i have them too

No. 2154115

I have no idea if coffee actually causes anxiety or whether it just fucks up my bowels because the latter causes stomachaches and nausea, but those are also symptoms whenever I have anxiety attacks. I guess the correct answer is all and everything

No. 2154132

>>2154115
You are correct, coffee does cause anxiety and also stimulates your colon. It unfortunately does both.

No. 2154211

So productive today. I rearranged my plant room, had huge heavy furniture on carpet, but I did it. I'm preparing for the winter so there's space for all my balcony plants to fit. Doing lots of cleaning too, and purging of junk. I have so much stuff, I need to keep going through it but all the dumpsters nearby are full from people moving. I'll do more next weekend.

No. 2154219

>>2154089
Kek anon this is so cute. I also had a friend who drew boobs like that in the 5th grade but was too polite to say anything until our third friend burst out asking why her boobs were so far apart.

No. 2154320

I wonder if I'm too easy going. I started to choke pretty badly and the my friend was too busy, did a 180 and left, I genuinely found it so funny that I started laughing while choking at the same time.

No. 2154504

should i play jack jeanne right now its 2am

No. 2154507

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Making a hot coffee. Going to send an email to a youtuber i like to see if he can cover some fandom pedo. I hope he does because the drama will be delicious if it happens, its a guy that has connection to big people in the fandom.

No. 2154563

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Does anyone else go through food fixations? I cannot stop making sugar cream pies, even my family is getting tired of eating them kek why are they so freaking easy and delicious??

No. 2154589

>>2154563
my current one right now is flipz chocolate covered pretzels. it's genuinely the only food i've been eating breakfast lunch and dinner… i'm gonna gain weight…

No. 2154591

>>2154563
Yah but for me it's because of Aspergers. I'll eat the same meal for months on end, because like why not? After a few weeks of the same meal I get it down to a science and it takes so little thought or effort to cook then. Plus TBH as long as it's healthy for you and tastes good, who cares if you're obsessed with it? So maybe in your case the sugar cream pies might be bad kek, but if you're still obsessed with them you could start making them for neighbours or friends. They'd probably appreciate it a lot.

No. 2154598

Watching a video about a taylor swift impersonator called Ashley and can't believe people are so obsessed with a person that looks like my cousin who also exhibits zero sex appeal

No. 2154639

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Special thanks to all the sweet ladies who consoled me today. You are all gems.

No. 2154640

>>2154639
Are you the anon that was drinking toxic cancer water?? If so I'm really sorry that happened to you and I also sent an email about it

No. 2154646

>>2154640
? Nta but cancer water is…?

No. 2154660

Sometimes when I stick my phone charger adapter into my power strip, sparks come out of it. There's even a spot on it that's burnt from it lmao. It's kinda scary but the power strip is years old so whatever.

No. 2154708

>>2154639
You’re Latina enough

No. 2154727

>>2154660
Anon that shouldn’t happen more than rarely and it shouldn’t cause a burn mark ever wtf. Just get a new power strip we can’t afford to lose farmers to electrical fires.

No. 2154735

I ordered pads instead of buying some in store, and they don't come until later today and I just started my period. Luckily my flow is pretty light so I'm just gonna use pantyliners until then and hope it doesn't get too heavy overnight.

No. 2154749

>>2154640
No that wasn't me but I hope she's doing okay

No. 2154767


No. 2154775

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>>2154089
>>2154219
kek nonnies. Also, if you think scrotelets are ever too young to do wrong, you should know that when a minimoid saw one of my rather large-chested animu girls, he told me it looked like Mia Khalifa, and that was a 12-13 yr old moid.
Another story is that around the end of the 12th grade I was really determined to draw moids better(cute moids only) and I would draw them for my friends. So, whenever I'd get assigned to draw for the classroom soft board(which I was would get assigned always bc it would only be me and my other two friends that would get asked to do), like picrel but no wheels and hung up on the wall, for themes like certain days n stuff, I'd try to draw cute moids always. One I remember very well is our Sport's Day one, where i drew a cute blonde boy playing golf, a cute East Asian playing basketball, and an unrealistically cute brown boy playing badminton. After we had to remake the board for another theme, i gave some of the boys to my friends. I once drew this shirtless kinda hot(she asked me to give him a beard so) dude for my friend's birthday.

No. 2154780

>>2154563
same here, for a while i was really into cinnamon toast, then plain mayo and bread sandwiches, then iced tea, then when i had peanut butter around, then mac n cheese, i would make this chocolate spread to go with it(the chocolate spread i made cuz i didn't have any, i just made it with bitter cocoa powder, coffee creamer, powdered sugar and tiny bit of milk).

No. 2154798

I. Not gonna to get into details right now because I want to sleep but I think (emphasis on think in not sure) I've been having weird dreams and I just had another one plus sleep paralysis. At the end of it the demon that's been making me have these dreams and controlling my OCD showed up and sent the couple that was in my dream to stab me. After they "killed" me, I begged to God to help me DESPITE ME BEIBG AGNOSTIC because I was scared. God (who was an angular white figure, the demon was the same but black) showed up to tell the demon to leave and never harm me again, and that he is my protector. Does this mean I should be a Christian now? I have been wanting to read the Bible for entertainment but now I think maybe I should take it seriously. He declared himself as my protector in a dream…
Goodnight anons. I'm going to try to sleep again hopefully without having sleep paralysis again. I will mull over this is the morning. Perhaps I'll elaborate on the dream and an anon can tell me what it means or if it's connected to anything biblical.

No. 2154799

>>2154775
>an unrealistically cute brown boy
I swear to god the Indian racebait sperging is so annoying.

No. 2154806

>>2154798
Samefag, in my sleep paralysis I didn't debate if He was real or not (although i dud think "wait, aren't i agnostic?"). All I thought about was how scared I was and He came to protect me even though He knows I'm agnostic. I can't think about it too much more because it's making me tear up and I don't want to cry. If I have sleep paralysis again though, I'm not sure how I will feel.

It's also possible that my savior wasn't God himself but a godlike figure. I'm trying to say, it could've been my husbando manifesting in my dreams to protect me. I wouldn't be surprised if it was because his main characteristic is that he's a protector. Goodnight for real this time.

No. 2154824

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>>2154798
>>2154806
it sounds like a sign to me. i've become a more faithful christian because i've cried over something similar, like the realization of God loving me/looking out for me regardless of shit i've done/said in the past. it feels really good to have someone who will always want nothing but the best for you at the end of the day. maybe he's calling for you to open your heart to him, too. doesn't hurt to give it a try

No. 2154833

>>2154799
it's not racebait if it's against moids, check out the news thread if you still don't get it

No. 2154889

It was too hot to sleep upstairs so I went downstairs, when I woke up 4 hours later I went upstairs to see how it was and it's at least 7 degrees hotter because my roommate shut the windows and turned the fan off. I opened the windows back up and pointed a fan from downstairs up. Upstairs is now cooler but I'm too pissed off to sleep.
I wanted to leave the AC on overnight but she always complains some shit about making it too cold (how) or ruining the air quality (how) and she's too stubborn to stop being retarded about it. I'm going to work with 4 hours of sleep tomorrow. I'm sick of this shit, I hate summer I hate the humidity and I hate how stubborn this bitch is.

It hasn't been below 75% humidity in the apartment for over a week because of this.

No. 2154910

im a big old dummy and accidentally went through TSA with a water bottle in my bag so when the TSA lady grabbed it for a second screening i was like oh she must want my vape and then she held up my bottle at me and looked at me like wtf girl you can’t have this and i felt like a dumbass kek

No. 2154959

strawberry gum smells like vomit

No. 2155054

>>2154824
>>2154806
I get the same thing from my husbando, unironically. I believe it a raw desire to be feel safe and loved unconditionally.

No. 2155076

I need to get off my ass and cook, I'm not even doing anything special it's just fucking curry. But I don't wanna cook, I hate cooking.

No. 2155080

made melted cheese toast for breakfast today and was wondering why the hell it was spicy. turns out the oil in the pan was used to fry chillies. still ate it and had it with milk tea.

No. 2155093

>>2155076
You hate cooking because you have a mental block about it. Find the root cause and you'll be free.

No. 2155098

>>2155093
Nta but there are so many things to dislike about cooking. Some dishes are a lot faster to prepare than others of course but it always takes a while and then you have to do extra cleanup. When I feel my worst I don't even have the energy to quickly chop up a salad so I just put a frozen meal into the oven or order takeout

No. 2155101

My boy cat smells and acts like a dog. No wonder my girl cat hates him.

No. 2155102

>>2155076
Put on an audiobook and get a stool. Not constantly standing by the stove has reduced so much energy expenditure for me.

No. 2155140

>>2155098
Does that distaste from having to do the dishes stop you enough that you'll starve yourself? Because if so, you have a mental block too.

No. 2155182

>>2155054
>>2154824
Thanks for your input anons. If it is a sign from God, I guess I can try to read the Bible and seek out more spiritual. Regardless of if I was being protected by God or my husbando, I didn't have sleep paralysis again. This is blasphemous as fuck but the reason I thought it could be my husbando is because often I fantasize about calling him "my God" during sex. So it would make sense for him to show up if I ask for "God" to help me right?. Anyway, what a confusing thing to go through.

No. 2155204

>>2155140
No? When I don't feel like going through the trouble of cooking a meal I just make dishes that require little or no prep. How is not wanting to spend 30-120 minutes on something you'll eat within 5 minutes a mental block that you can get over

No. 2155211

>>2155101
Kek, that's interesting. How does he act like a dog? Does he wag his tail, stick out his tongue and pant, bark, get the zoomies?

No. 2155218

My hands/wrist feel..tense? Fatigued? When I crochet so I just ordered some lidocaine cream to numb them. It's comes tomorrow, I'm excited to see if it works and I might pass it on to my grandma since she has arthritis in her hands. I also need to get a new pair of compression gloves and I probably need a hook grip.

No. 2155225

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>>2155218
Samefag but while I was looking on Amazon I saw something called anorectal cream and it gave me flashbacks.

No. 2155226

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I am crying nonnies, look at him singing. So kyooooot

No. 2155229

>>2155225
I know he was a retarded scrote but he was our retarded scrote

No. 2155230

>>2155226
i want to beat him with a hammer. haha jk.

No. 2155233

>>2155230
KEK, I get cuteness aggression like this sometimes. I don't know if I want to cover it in kisses or just murder it

No. 2155235

>>2155226
it's breath probably stinks, yuck

No. 2155236

>>2155235
i like smelling my cat's stinky breath

No. 2155241

>>2155226
Kek that's so cute. That's probably what alien opera singers would sound like.

No. 2155245

>>2154910
>accidentally went through TSA with a water bottle in my bag
I did this when I was coming home from the US in the spring. Made me feel a right idiot, I told her to just throw it away and I was also stressing about being late for my flight lol

No. 2155253

>>2155093
>Find the root cause and you'll be free
Do you have any advice on identifying and especially getting rid of mental blocks?

No. 2155259

I read wikipedia articles about random figures with I'm bored and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bette_Midler is funny to me because she's almost an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony), but yet, she has such a string of failures, critically and commerically. I guess it's a lesson in perseverance and networking.

No. 2155296

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>>2155211
He’s very extroverted and friendly and high-energy. He even plays fetch sometimes. Just very loud and rambunctious. I think it’s cute though lol

No. 2155305

Instead of making a social media page because I'm bored and lonely, I'm knitting some lace socks. It's not hitting the spot so I'm posting to see if it checks the box.

No. 2155326

>>2155296
Damn, that sounds adorable! I'd love to meet a cat like that kek

No. 2155370

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I bought one of those bodycon jumpsuits, similar to picrel, and honestly it took my brain longer than it should've to compute how to put it on kek. It's been so long since I've work anything like a jumpsuit or romper.

No. 2155378

>>2155259
My mother used to always sing that song of hers, "Wind Beneath My Wings."

No. 2155402

>>2155305
Nice. I've been crocheting baby jellyfish. Every time I have a sad thought, I crochet another baby jellyfish. I have nine at the moment.

No. 2155416

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Graduated anon coming back to post this.
I don't know what the general culture is here anymore but I still am friendless so I am coming to my old friend for venting.
I used to vent here about my LDR and e-relationships for years but recently I've been dating IRL but it goes nowhere, going on my third first date this month tomorrow fingers crossed, he seems like a guy I could date.
When I tried to become a normie first I tried so hard to make friends but it just never worked, I know way more people than I ever did in my life and I sometimes recognize people I know in public and it's great but I still don't have real friend group or a real friend that is not just a friend in that particular place of the city that we both meet in.
feels wrong to jump into dating before securing a friend group but I missed out on the friend train I am a grown woman who is horny and I have been e-dating for years to fill that void so why is it wrong now to go on so many first dates if they just happen?
Anyways I just don't want to feel guilty for seeing that many guys given that I dwelled on the internet with virgins and extremists for a decade of my life.

No. 2155422

Honestly I wouldn't mind working a job at all if just the working days were a little shorter.. imagine working from 8 to 2 or 9 to 3 and having time left to some things before dinner and subsequently being able to fully enjoy your evening to yourself.. Just two hours less per day or a day less to break up the week would make life much more enjoyable.

No. 2155433

An Arab man did me a favor when he didn't need to. I am now anti-racist. Goodbye prejudiced me of the past!

No. 2155435

>>2155416
To get friends, you have to have a hobby that involves other people. So join a DND group, go volunteer at the museum, or join meetup. One you're on a group that routinely meets, an extrovert will adopt you into their friend group.

No. 2155442

i have never had a boyfriend and never will. why am i so unlikable? there are women who have dated multiple men, and I can't even get one? they don't even talk to me, they don't see me. i am completely invisible. i am so jealous of women who date. they have no idea how lucky they are, to be attractive. or maybe it's just pressure from my family to get married already?

No. 2155445

>>2155416
>graduated from shitposting to cock carousel and come crawling back
Maybe try not being so black and white with your time and be an actual normal person

No. 2155455

>>2155442
The men who are(n't) in your life are not reflective of your self-worth. Why do you believe you're unlikeable? If there's something you want to change about yourself, you can do that without setting conditions. A man is not a prize. Unless you really love him, having one around will not make you happy and might make your life worse in other ways. You are a whole person by yourself.

No. 2155458

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Perfect(not mundane)

No. 2155463

>>2155455
ayrt. i just don't know what to do anymore. ever since i became a teenager, i became hyperaware of everything, and seeing just how many girls and women had men in their lives; just how big part of their life men played; and seeing how much i've missed out makes me want to rope myself. i'm not a teenager anymore, i thought i would outgrow these feelings, and yet, here i am. why? why is it so easy for some women, and not me? am i that different? is there fundamentally something wrong with me that makes me not enough to get a simple boyfriend for once? When I discovered Lolcow, I actually felt a lot better, because there are so many women who shared my feelings on men. And then I discovered /g/ and I got so depressed again. Not even here is safe. I can't even have my little corner of the internet. It's just so pervasive. It makes me feel…not complete? Like a machine that has been built with leftover parts; like a project somebody started and never finished, because they realised halfway through it's worthless. I feel like an unfinished product

No. 2155478

>>2155458
time to move to Uzbekistan it seems

No. 2155496

>>2155458
Islam's greatest weakness is enforced nationalism

No. 2155497

>>2155402
Oh those are SO cute, I just saw someone selling them as purse keychains and they looked wonderful. What a nice way to spend time that's gonna pass by anyway.

No. 2155514

>>2155402
are there baby jellyfish patterns for knitting? i have a bunch of knitting needles for my course and i don't have the thingies for crochet.

No. 2155516

>>2155514
samefag, i was asking to be spoonfed bc all the jellyfish patterns for knit are lowkey uggy

No. 2155517

>>2155442
Do you wear make up? I don't wear make up and always have a grumpy look on my face, and I can count the number of times I've been hit on on one hand.
But when I wear make up, I get hit on constantly. So I think that men take the make up as a single that you're willing to interact with them.

No. 2155525

>>2155516
I only crochet, so I can't help you much with knitting, but here are these knitting patterns to see if any catch your fancy. You can also design your own, because a jellyfish is just a circle with strings coming out of the bottom of it.
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/jellyfish-64
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/jellyfish-23
http://www.oddknit.com/patterns/sealife/pacificseanettle.html

No. 2155534

>>2155514
NTA, but this one is stunning in its realism.
http://www.oddknit.com/patterns/sealife/pacificseanettle.html
This one here looks more like the simple crochet ones I had seen before, very cute. It costs $2 but if you're used to spiral decreases/increases like for the crowns of hats, can do mild undulated/scalloped edges and i-cords you'd probably be able to rig one together nicely just with the skills you already have. https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/knit-jellyfish

No. 2155537

>>2155525
>>2155534
thank you very much nonnie, i'll see if i can either get around to trying to make it or using it in my coursework. mwah

No. 2155671

On the clock crocheting, applying to other jobs and barely doing my work. Can't wait to put my two weeks in.

No. 2155742

>doordash food
>driver calls me to ask me for directions
>Can barely understand him because of the quality plus his accent
>After like 3 minutes of trying to direct him, finally get him to the right house
>"I pulled up to this house! You told me it wasn't the right one! Blahblahblah more stuff I can't understand"
Well excuse the fuck out of me! At least the Popeyes is good.

No. 2155749

Watching Jabroni_Mike
very cozy :)(no emoticons)

No. 2155777

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I've started using Notion to track the movies and series I watch, as well as the books I read. It's incredibly satisfying and brings me immense joy.

No. 2155795

>>2155749
Kek, idk if i could find all the yelling he does cozy.

No. 2155839

>>2155463
>I discovered /g/ and I got so depressed again. Not even here is safe
The culture on /g/ is very different from /ot/. Just visit /ot/ and the other boards aside from /g/. I can't get any female friends for the life of me, but I don't sperg angrily about women who are successful in that endeavor; I'm happy for them. The attention of other women is vastly superior to that of moids. Moids will fuck a chicken sandwich as Adriana Lima famously said.

No. 2155843

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My grocery store started selling a uk brand tea and I just tried it out, it tastes like normal black tea but it did make me shit like 20 mins after drinking it, would recommend if you’re constipated

No. 2155845

>>2155843
>England's #1 Tea
>Makes you shit 20 minutes after drinking it
This is why England has that nasty funky odour all the time. Everyone is just constantly 24/7 shitting from the tea. Gross.

No. 2155847

>>2155463
Don’t worry, we all hate /g/ nonas.

No. 2155848

>>2155843
>>2155845
Wtf are you retards on about? This has never made me shit. Idk if your tea is weak or you’re used to 50% chemicals or something and it’s fucking you up but it’s probably something wrong with you kek

No. 2155849

>>2155847
I like the unconventional crushes thread, it's one of the coziest threads I've ever been on.

No. 2155853

>>2155848
Are British people gonna start pretending it's something wrong with us for not enjoying their food now

No. 2155854

>>2155847
de/g/ens are the only nonnies that know how to have fun on this site, nigelfags can die tho.

No. 2155856

>>2155853
>food
It’s a beverage
>Not liking
No, shitting.

No. 2155858

>>2155853
They always have emotional regulation problems because of the lack of sunlight in their country. You can see what I mean from the britbongs replies.

No. 2155868

>>2155848
Ummm I think not. I never had this reaction to Tetley or Barry’s

No. 2155904

>>2155848
it sounds like they've never had caffeine before and didn't know it makes you shit lol

No. 2155906

>>2155904
I drink tea often and never had to go after 20 mins.. I blame the drink, my bowels are perfect

No. 2155908

>>2155906
Don't listen to the Vitamin D deficient britbongs nona. They're angry because they live in always-cloudy land. The deficiencies melt their brains sadly.

No. 2155909

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>>2155858
Oo are you talking about me? Don’t, my bloodwork came back perfect for all vitamins and I’m really proud of that actually.

No. 2155910

>>2155906
you've never woken up, had a cup, and taken a shit? i thought everyone did this in the morning

No. 2155911

>>2155909
Yeah and I'm the easter bunny. Post proof if you wanna chat shit. Show us the results miss perfect blood.

No. 2155914

>>2155911
KEK attacking someone's blood, how microscopic will the insults go? Nice atoms, bitch.

No. 2155915

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>>2155911
Okay geez you were right okay? I'm sorry okay I know I need to improve my vitamin D but it's really hard okay stop bullying me

No. 2155917

>>2155914
I wasn't attacking her blood I was attacking her vitamin levels. Get it right. Nobody is arguing about blood, we're not vampires.

No. 2155918

>>2155910
yes but usually it kicks in after an hour, not 20 fuckin mins. I was speed walking back home with my cheeks clenched. They did something strange to this tea.

No. 2155926

>>2155917
Speak for yourself.

No. 2155927

>>2155918
Blaming your faecal incontinence on the brand. You’re just a smelly, shitty American baby that needs nappies (diapers).

No. 2155928

>>2155927
Go take a Vitamin D pill

No. 2155929

i made a friend today, life is worth living lets go

No. 2155932

>>2155927
I’m gonna fly to your island and take a pg dookie on your doorstep

No. 2155934

>>2155918
nothing wrong with a little bowel motilitymaxxing every now and then

No. 2155936

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>>2155929
Good for you nona! Hope everything works out well.

No. 2155942

>>2155918
i ate a yellow dragonfruit on an empty stomach the other day and within 40 minutes it was exiting my body. didn't even know that was possible. then i looked it up and it turns out there's some sort of weird tiktok health trend of using them as laxatives. weirdos

No. 2155965

i've been drinking energy drinks before bed because they make me sleepy after a bit

No. 2155982

I get off work in 6 minutes. As soon as I get off I'm taking a big gulp of Pepsi, taking a booboo and showering.

No. 2155990

I will finish this this document tomorrow, I still don't know how to add footnotes for each page so if I can't do that tomorrow I will kill myself. But I will try to finish adding the main text so I don't feel so miserable.

No. 2156060

>>2155990
Wdym?? You just click footnote? I don't get what you're confused about? If you want to make footnotes go to the references tab at the top and just click the footnote button at the top.

No. 2156077

>>2156060
I used to think the same but it fucks up the whole document and copies the same footnote on all of the pages.
I read some instructions and even watched a whole ass tutorial and it tells you to make page breaks, but when I do the page break it fucks up the whole document.
Hopefully tomorrow my brain works better than today.

No. 2156083

>>2155927
you two stop fighting or i'll send moids here

No. 2156085

>>2156083
i won't but still im warning you, im may be stupid but not retarded

No. 2156086

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>>2155843
i had this happen to me only one time, and it was the first time i drank this specific iced tea, i was like 8-10 yrs old in a hotel room with my parents and brother waiting for someone to pick us up, and there was just some of this in the fridge and everytime we took a sip we'd have to go to the restroom, and dumbass me and my dumbass brother kept drinking bc aaaah sugarrr.

No. 2156092

Burgerfag in Europe, finally get to post at retarded euro hours without staying up late KEK

No. 2156205

>>2155904
>>2155910
somehow this never happens to me ever, it won't even give me the slightest poos, neither does water. i have the world's strongest guts.

No. 2156222

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Since I've been using mom's really old, barely functioning tablet to read books this summer she's been obsessed with the thought of getting me a new one since this old one is hanging by a thread. Already tried to explain to her that I have a pc I barely use, a laptop (and an older one as backup in case something happens to this one since I also use it for uni) and a smartphone, I really don't need ANOTHER type of computer - especially one that I wouldn't know what to do with except reading books. If I want a kindle I can get one once this old tablet officially kicks the bucket, but it serves it's one and only purpose just fine at the moment.
Today she surprised me with a new tablet anyway, I don't have time to set it up at the moment but now I have to figure out what to do with it except reading so I don't feel bad about receiving it. Been considering maybe getting some art program so I have a motivation to pick up sketching again… any nonnies know what else you can use a tablet for? It's a Nokia T20 tablet so it most likely can't handle anything too powerful

No. 2156234

>>2156222
Using it just for reading is fine nona! Most people use it literally just for social media or to watch youtube videos or some shit.

No. 2156254

>>2155742
I once had a doordasher in Ohio call me, go "hablo espanol?" and when I answered no, there was a really long silence followed by him speaking Spanish slowly. And when he was done, there was another moment's silence, and I said "I still don't speak Spanish." and he cursed me, hung up, and cancelled the order.

No. 2156257

>>2156222
Maybe just get an ereader. Do a little research before settling on one is all.

No. 2156272

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>>2156263
Cheer up nona, maybe it's a child or a bot, not one of the actually one in five adults who can't read at a 5th grade level.

No. 2156291

>>2156272
These statistics always shock me because in my day to day life I've often wondered "hm, do I live in retard world? Am I the only person within 100 miles that has an IQ in the 3 digits?" but then I try and gaslight myself and say "oh no anon, don't be prideful, you're not that special" yet apparently I am because I have a reading level above a 6th grader. It astounds me that the majority of adults read below a 6th grade level. 6th grade. That's 11 years old isn't it? The majority of adults in this country read at a lower level than an 11 year old child. It's such a black pill I can't even think about it for more than a few minutes like typing this out made me angry kek I feel my blood pressure spiking fuck this country kek I hate it and everyone in it

No. 2156300

>>2156234
It just feels like such a waste to only use it for reading, but I guess since this is a budget tablet and it looks like a decent kindle is pretty much the same price maybe I shouldn't be too concerned kek
>>2156257
Why would I look for an ereader when I was just given a tablet?

No. 2156306

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>>2155843
Yorkshire Tea is better. Last time I had PG Tips it had an awful almost rubbery taste to it, ew

No. 2156307

>>2156306
Every time I go to the UK I make sure to buy a couple packs of this. It’s the best.

No. 2156315

>>2156306
Yorkshire Tea is the best and I will physically fight people over that fact

No. 2156377

Put some milk, a little syrup, and pumpkin pie spice in a frother to attempt a PSL. It's not as yummy as the super sweet flavorful ones you buy but It soothed my taste for one

No. 2156380

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Whenever I see a wild animal mom with more than the statistical average number of cubs, I always feel happy and congratulate her in my head. Like, good job ma'am, you're doing your part.

No. 2156413

Fantasizing about finding some no-strings-attached no-sexual-contact paypig to pay for my ear wax removal and dentist appointment
(not seriously it'd just be convenient and sounds funny)

No. 2156428

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I finished watching Adventure Time, so I've started rewatching Adventure Time. It's light enough to have on in the background while I'm cleaning stuff.

No. 2156442

>>2155742
>>2156254
I don’t think most of these drivers are even legal tbh. I work at a store and when I hand off orders, the drivers will be listed with Anglo/American names like “Tyler”, “Mark” or sometimes even feminine names like “Heather”. I only know they’re actually the real drivers because they’ll state the name of the people that ordered the food. Idk how it works, maybe American citizens set up accounts on their behalf and take some of the money earned. Seems sus

No. 2156451

I love sledgehammer. One of my favourite songs ever. So much fun! always makes me happy.

No. 2156588

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i get to leave work in an hour and i’m buzzing in my chair holy shit i hope my boss doesn’t call me at all

No. 2156666

Finally watching breaking bad. I'm on episode 1.

No. 2156702

Got the final grading on one of my harder summer courses. Perfect marks and the lecturer couldn't find any faults in it except I was a aesthetically a little sloppy with the reference page. Otherwise he found my thesis exemplary.
I don't even fucking remember what I wrote so I re-read it now, and god I can tell I had to cut a lot of it out because of the page restrictions so the pacing isn't great. I also found a couple of typos I must have skimmed over before sending it in because I was so fucking done with the entire thing.
Still kinda proud of myself for getting this grade and writing a pretty decent thesis, considering I had NO IDEA wtf I was doing and was practically screaming on the inside the entire time.

No. 2156714

>>2156666
My daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mooooom-eeee

No. 2156719

>>2156666
I’ve been meaning to rewatch, wish I could watch it with you!

No. 2156740

>>2156714
Jesse Pinkman in the house! loved that remix, I still randomly listen to it for funsies, also fond of the rap battle between Walter white and that dude from the walking dead, cracks me up every time

>>2156666
Hope you enjoy it nonna! Come back and let us know your opinion, I’m curious.

No. 2156744

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So theres this subject about fashion sketches and we're supposed to practice 10 head figures by referencing some photos our professor sends us, and i was doing just that and there's this picture of a model wearing some skimpy underwear as part of a lewk, and upon a closer look, one of her lips is almost out, like, there must be about a millimeter of labial skin held back by the underwear before one of lips just slips out, and the professor sent this in the subject group.

No. 2156747

>>2156714
>>2156740
KEK I sing that remix to myself all the time

No. 2156772

>>2156747
Puff puff puff, tch, tch, tch~
Wonder if there are any covers of it…

No. 2156815

>>2156588
>i’m buzzing in my chair
What does this mean? I'm assuming you're not drinking at work.

No. 2156821

>>2156744
Gross. The average male professor has become so pornsick that they can't even be normal when they're trying. And you know it want just about "the human figure" because I bet that model doesn't have any pubic hair.

No. 2156834

>>2156740
>Come back and let us know your opinion
Im on episode two now. Really surprised at how often this guy is naked. And the son talks like he's on the shit Walter sells. I'm enjoy it so far though.

No. 2156839

>>2156744
Report his ass, that's gross. I went to art school and even I never had to deal with that kind of shit.

No. 2156849

I had authentic, made in Italy spaghetti today that I paid extra for, and it was kind of gross. It tasted so starchy despite me using a big pot, and it left a gummy residue. I’ll stick to my store brand or barilla

No. 2156850

>>2156849
You probably cooked it wrong, then, lol.

No. 2156853

>>2156850
no, I used a big pot for boiling with a lot of water. The only way you can cook spaghetti wrong is by using very little water and not allowing them to spread out.

No. 2156856

>>2156853
idk nonner sounds like you maybe overcooked em

No. 2156860

>>2156849
NEVER buy "Made in Italy" pasta if you're not IN Italy. Those Mediterranean bastards keep all the good shit for themselves. They ship all the rejected product to other countries because they think we have bad taste and we won't be able to tell it's shit product. It's all a big Italian scam which is the only thing those people are known for. First the Catholic Church now this shit. It's so tiresome.

No. 2156904

I ate seven year old hot chocolate and then my stomach hurt for a little while.

No. 2156912

>>2155218
Samefag, I just tried the cream and it's not doing shit. My hands don't feel numb at all. I'm gonna go on a sex toy shop and see if I can get something for numbing on there.

No. 2156970

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Picrel is me being surprised moving and redecorating my entire house is actually very expensive

No. 2156995

I was doing just fine today until the evening, then I felt kind of sick and very tired. But I checked and it shouldn't be hypoglycemia this time because my blood sugar was low but not low enough, unless I digested the bubble tea I drank a bit faster than I thought and it messed with the results I got. I don't get how that works because I don't think I have diabetes. It was very sudden and now I feel like I ran a marathon, so tomorrow I'll stay home and relax.

No. 2157001

>>2156853
You're supposed to add enough salt to the water so that it tastes like seawater.

No. 2157005

I had a realization today that gen x / boomers do not know how to cook from scratch. Not all but a decent amount.
>was making pita over the stove
>dad asks me what it is
>”just a flatbread”
>what did you make it with?
Flour, yeast, and water? Hello? lmao
And recently I made lentil soup and my mom asked me what lentils were. My parents aren’t retarded I swear but idk you can tell they were raised on canned food and tv dinners. Cooking with sesame oil is exotic to them. What went wrong with that generation? Why do they only know how to cook unseasoned pork chops?

No. 2157009

>>2157005
>What went wrong with that generation?
I don't think anything went wrong per se, it's just when they were growing up and learning to cook, they didn't have access to the same ingredients we have access to today. Like, I remember before 2010 I would have to go to a specialty Chinese grocer to buy sesame oil because they didn't carry it in any of the bigger national chain grocers. It's hard to teach old dogs new tricks, so most of the time people stay cooking the same stuff they cooked as young adults. We're lucky to be alive in an age where we have access to such a wealth of ingredients from around the world.

No. 2157014

>>2157001
This is not true, do not do this, because I tried this and it made the pasta incredible.

No. 2157016

>>2157014
Incredible or inedible? Kek

No. 2157109

>>2157016
Inedible. Lol, thanks for catching that.

No. 2157149

>>2157005
This isn't a generational thing, your parents are just retarded.

No. 2157236

a few people i havent spoken to in a while reached out today. none of them know each other so it was really surprising. i wonder what it means

No. 2157244

>>2157014
No, this is true, this is what chefs do. The only reason you shouldn't do this is if you plan to add some of the pasta water to a sauce– then it would be too salty. But that's how you get the flavor, otherwise.

No. 2157266

>>2154910
>>2155245
Why aren't water bottles allowed?

No. 2157268

goddamn am I bored holeeeeeee shittttttttttt

No. 2157273

Just found out this cute streamer I've been into lately is 3 years younger than me wtf

No. 2157296

>>2157273
…Who

No. 2157299

>>2157266
anon what year were you born?

No. 2157302


No. 2157304

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I was so scared of trying out this animation program, but my animation is looking good so far. I am drinking choccy and working on it. If this project is a success i could be making pretty good money, so i am excited. I am going to order a sexy anime figure if i achieve my goal.

No. 2157307

>>2157304
Kek the autistic cece makes this all the more endearing

No. 2157308

>>2157304
>choccy
>sexy anime figure
41%

No. 2157314

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>>2157308
god forbid women want to look at sexy anime boys while they draw

No. 2157315

>>2157314
Not even a nipple, not one drooling dick, not ONE exposed hanging testicle, and you call this sexy?

No. 2157316

>>2157315
you must think those anime girls in playboy suits are wearing burqas kek

No. 2157319

>>2157316
No, I think the market for "sexy" male figures is extremely skewed and downright pathetic. Men get female figures with their nipples showing through skintight clothing, and this is what the women get. Not even defined asses. Pathetic.

No. 2157324

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>>2157319
I personally really like them, i just wish Tadaomi had short shorts.

No. 2157326

>>2157314
shit I want these

No. 2157328

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>>2157326
Same. I hope they make more. This one has bulge. I just wish they showed leg.

No. 2157331

>>2157299
96
>>2157302
I did an autistic deep dive on 9/11 once and don't remember any mention of water bottles

No. 2157370

>>2157236
another one… im scared

No. 2157376

Uninstalled a web browser I used previously on my tablet because it was turning into a laggy, crashy dumpsterfire. Will probably do the same with my current PC either today or tomorrow.

No. 2157384

>>2157319
Based nonny fighting the real fight. Women’s standards for sexy men are so pathetic especially in the 2dsphere where males are a lot less gross than their 3d counterparts

No. 2157400

I feel so fresh after taking a shower, I swear I get greasy when I'm stressed, like my hair was great this morning and by 7 pm it was a greasy mess, like so greasy I could give this grease to a restaurant so they can cook for at least 2 weeks.

No. 2157405

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>>2156821
>>2156839
nonnies, the professor is female kek, its just funny bc when she was going through reference images with us, she avoided some bc they had too much booty, im guessing she didnt look closer at this one bc the region is rather dark.

No. 2157453

>>2157328
As a fellow leg-enjoyer, I feel your pain. It's like the standard for sexy male attire is shirtless + pants. There should be more with underwear, shorts and traditional clothes like yukata that shows leg.

No. 2157468

Each time I see the fandom discourse thread I'm glad I'm not involved in fandoms or twitter. It just seems stressful.

No. 2157488

i've pricked myself so much with my needle while embroidering, i feel bad for my fingers

No. 2157499

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>>2157266
tl;dr Islamic terrorists were using bottled liquids to store explosives and other weapons so in 2006 after Operation Overt they banned bottles larger than 3.4 oz.

No. 2157559

I have to pee so bad but I been watching scary videos I'm to scared to get up

No. 2157573

>>2157559
dumbass shit post while youre doing it

No. 2157580

I unmatched a guy on a dating app that looked a bit cute in his pics bc he wanted to meet up today and i just didn't feel like it. I was supposed to pick the meetup place/day but I felt like he kept adding to/changing my suggestions. Like I originally didnt want to meet today (it's my dads birthday) but later in the week. But he just wanted to meet Wednesday. I just feel like maybe I made a mistake and should have just went along with everything because nice looking guys are so rare to find. Nice looking based off just 3 pics anyway. In one of them, it looked like he was growing a gross beard.
I just feel like I blew another chance again. And i know someone is going to think "you should have just suggested meeting later in the week again and not unmatched" but I feel like I already suggested that and the dude was really pushing for today and and putting a lot of plans on me.

No. 2157581

Fell off my bike on the way back from the grocery store just now. It was so embarrassing. A lady asked me if I needed help and I couldn't even reply to her properly I was so ashamed. Thank you for your kindness lady but I am really just a clumsy fuck. Can't even ride a fucking bicycle!

No. 2157582

>>2157468
Don't enter that thread kek. It's the containment thread for recently peaked autists.

No. 2157588

>>2157580
He honestly sounds annoying if not weird from your post, you'll probably be able to find a better guy in the future. Or maybe you'll meet him in another way if it's truly meant to be. But good looking guys tend to have huge egos about it, they think they can do whatever they want and push people around. It's rude as fuck and shouldn't be entertained

No. 2157594

It's weird seeing all the Tumblr stuff I was into when I was 14–17 become outward sources of inspiration for new acts. I look back and cringe at those days, lol.

No. 2157600

>>2157581
I hate bicycles so much, I can't seem to understand how to keep balance, sounds like a nightmare having to do that while carrying stuff too.
I prefer walking, I have strong legs anyways and I workout to be able to carry heavy stuff while walking.

No. 2157610

>>2157594
Ah yes, Buffalo 66 had an unnatural hold on me too when I was a teen on Tumblr. Then I finally watched the movie and realized it was a creepy manchild thing. I did like Paris, Texas. It was weird to see both of them in the video because they're so unrelated, but it makes sense at the same time because they were both popular on Tumblr.

No. 2157633

>>2157499
>2006
That’s crazy, I could’ve sworn the ban was right after 9/11. I started packing my own bags in the 10’s and it’s crazy what things have felt like forever just because they started right as I was coming to age. Like the chupacabra.

No. 2157679

I just saw that 9anime/Aniwave is shutting down last night. I'm literally so sad anons. I was able to find another anime site pretty quickly, but Aniwave had such a good user interface

No. 2157689

>>2157499
So Mooslimes are the reason the airport security binned my expensive perfume all those years ago

No. 2157690

>>2157679
Can't have shit in Detroit…

No. 2157692

I'm so tired of this fucking heat i want to lay down in the snow, i want freezing wind and rain. Summer sucks.

No. 2157693

>>2157679
The fuck is an "anime site"? Is that like one of those streaming services for technologically illiterate, who don't know how to pirate stuff?

No. 2157697

>>2157692
Its fine when you're not fat.

No. 2157700


No. 2157722

>>2157697
No it isn't, through all my sizes from borderline anachan to 8kilos extra it has never been "fine"

No. 2157724

>>2157693
I'm scared of pirating, what if a creep hacks into my pc

No. 2157726

>>2157693
Yes let me just download every single thing I want to watch Instead of just going on one of the millions of streaming sites. Torrenting games is fine, but I'm not pirating tv shows and movies when I'm not even a big watcher of them and typically end up dropping shows at some point.

No. 2157729

>>2157726
Seriously I used to use nyaa and torrent all the time but I just don't give a shit anymore. And I am not paying for crunchyroll so streaming it is. I want to watch more of that dumb No Longer Allowed in Another World anime but I am NOT downloading it in any capacity

No. 2157730

Last night I exfoliated my armpit and then applied certain dri. It burned soooo bad that I had to put by blanket under my armpit to sleep. Only gentle washcloths from now on, ouch.

No. 2157735

>>2157693
Nta but I think free streaming sites are more convenient than pirating. I only pirate ebooks.

No. 2157767

>>2152720
I just got it in the mail, and honestly idk anon. It smells like slightly spoiled vanilla yogurt. I don't remember it smelling like this when I've smelled it before so perhaps they had a formula change? It does get sweeter as it sits on the skin though, I'm not sure if I'm going to keep it or not

No. 2157770

>>2157633
>Like the chupacabra.
??? Elaborate I beg… Did you witness the chupacabra as an adult? What's your story?

No. 2157775

I'm curious about the orientation of an e-thot who advertises his onlyfans to gays because he has a truly hetero energy. Not in the sense that he's masculine but he the way he photographs himself, doesn't show his backside ever and how he responds to women more enthusiastically. He claims to be bi and I believe that, but I just don't think he's that into men. Is there a specific type of shitdick who's mostly into getting attention from everyone regardless of sex but doesn't want to be topped, ever? I'm just confused because he has serious uncool straight guy energy. My gaydar isn't good btw

No. 2157781

>>2157767
Samefag but I also got the Choco musk and it's so faint compared to my old bottle. Wtf. So disappointed.

No. 2157782

>>2157775
Could just be Gay for Pay. Or one of those dudes that are hopping on the "pretend to be bi for attention" train. Why do you care though?

No. 2157785

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yoga saved my life

No. 2157787

>>2157785
tell me more

No. 2157796

Years ago, I saw a new restaurant in the area while on the ride home. I got curious and looked it up, it was a bakery and they had some interesting foods. Told my family about it, and we ordered some food from it to try it out. To me, it sucked ass and was inedible, I thought everyone thought the same ans they'll forget about it. But nope, it became a new obsession to my dad (he gest obsessed with really specific restaurants and dishes), and every once in a while he demands it for dinner. Can't really order something else from somewhere else for myself because I can't afford it, and I can't cook for myself currently since we're short on groceries, so I have to suffer this inedible food. It's literally my fault. If I never told them about this place, I would've had better takeout to eat.

No. 2157798

buzzing again now that i realize the company luncheon is next week instead of today. my coworkers are nice people i just can’t connect or relate to them, it’s the ‘tism

>>2156815
excited.

No. 2157803

>>2157782
Cringe to admit but I find his personality kinda endearing and want to convince myself he's not a filthy faggot. I'm down bad.

No. 2157812

>>2157787
Cured my headaches and back pain in just a week + it's so damn relaxing, I only used to feel this way when taking pain meds

No. 2157821

>god I'm so tired of all this negativity everywhere
>catches myself taking part if said negativity
Well well well how the turntables against myself

No. 2157848

>I accidentally take my brother's meal instead of mine
>he sends me a pic of my husbando dying in retaliation
I deserved it this time, this is like the third I don't pay attention to what I'm taking out of the fridge.

No. 2157875

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>>2157803
I WAS RIGHT. I guess he changed his branding over time to appeal to gay coomers. He straight up shoo'ed him away KEK

No. 2157881

i feel slightly imsane because i think my eyes are blue, and i wrote blue on my alien resident id forum. my passport apparently says gray. i hold 2 passports and one is through my dad being born there, and that one says blue too. but the one from where i was born says gray and now the foreign affairs office in the 3rd country im in rn is giving me shit. i “incorrectly reported personal information” and have to resubmit the whole forum? am i legit retarded? do i not know my own eye color..?

actually im glad this was the thing i screwed up on because i was SURE any problem wpuld come from this being the first year i have my own insurance kek

No. 2157913

>>2157881
Don't say you're legit retarded, cuz you aren't. Grey vs. blue has always been a problem, because majority of people with grey eyes will self-report as blue or others will identify it as blue. I've experienced people saying that grey is not a real eye colour, and that it's just a shade of blue. It's like when that weird distinction between dark blonde and light brown, it's very subjective and everyone will give different answer. Just in the future, go by whatever is written on the documents.

No. 2157916

>>2157913
there is no such thing as grey eyes

No. 2157934

>>2157916
Actually when I dreamed of the doe by the brook she said unto me many things and much knowledge became mine. There are grey eyes in this world. It was told to me by she that escapes the rays of dawn.

No. 2158032

>naming your kid Heaven Neveah
why

No. 2158050

>>2158032
I wish my mom named something cool like that it sounds like the name of an anime character

No. 2158073

>>2158032
Maybe because mum loved her child so much she likened having her to experiencing heaven? People that go off about names are weird to me. It's a nice name. As long as the name isn't like "Shithead" or "XYZ" I don't see the problem with it.

No. 2158080

>>2158073
It's a cheap, whitetrash name. Sounds like the kid will be growing up with health problems from secondhand smoke inhalation.

No. 2158085

I'm drinking cheap cocktails in cans and I'm about to eat a burger but at least I didn't buy cigarettes today

No. 2158094

>>2158085
Hell yeah, sister

No. 2158102

i dont know if i should eat ramen or drink choco mocha coffee

No. 2158116

>>2158080
op, don’t want to give out too many details but they are having a rough life sadly. I didn’t mean to “go off” either, just something I observe in my work. Lots of people with bad/unfortunate names who are incarcerated. I do believe that a name can affect a person’s life, that I think great consideration should go in naming them.

No. 2158174

im so bored at work im fantasizing about what it would be like to be a PNGtuber. id love to make whang-style vids about old memes and the early 2000s internet

No. 2158198

When I was a kid, I always used vidrel to see for how long I can hold my breath, and apparently I did it often enough that it became a conditioned reflex, because I have all my songs on shuffle and the second this one came on I immediately stopped breathing.

No. 2158200

>>2158080
Poor people aren't disgusting vermin. Wealthy people don't judge low income white trash, thats ghetto behavior. Only someone who has to interact with them and is near their level would make such rude comments.

No. 2158211

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Lolcor is being held at gunpoint by older lady this is not a drill

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No. 2158227

I have a super white and red pimple on my titty, but I won't pop it because I don't want MRSA

No. 2158243

>>2147120
>>2147127
>>2147102
You’re ableist for hating on hot blind men

No. 2158245

>>2158227
Samefag idk why I said MRSA. I meant staph.

No. 2158262

Artist salt thread 57 started doing this weird thing for me where not all posts showed up, but if the invisible posts were replies, and I read them from posts they were replying to, it'd show up. Now this thread is doing it. It's annoying, and there are gaps between the visible posts where other posts should be.

No. 2158267

I watched the original The Crow and it was so much fun, it's moved into my top ten movies tbh.

No. 2158270

>>2158262
Samefag, nvm I fixed it

No. 2158271

>>2158262
Kek how do so many people not know what "hide sage posts" means.

On the top of the thread, there is a little blue link on the right-hand side under "expand all images." Click on this button, and all posts with saged posts will be hidden. Clicking it again will show the saged posts.

It's most useful for catching up on old cow threads, when you just want to see the milk.

No. 2158272

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>>2158262
check this off

No. 2158273

>>2155777
I keep procrastinating on this because I hate the layout

No. 2158453

Retarded greedy spider bit me in my sleep. Little did it know I would find it in my room later. You are now burning in the depths of hell useless evil spider.

No. 2158455

I tried a Twinkie for the first time and it was good. A little too sweet but the cake part was pretty tasty.

No. 2158462

Can’t believe I spent $95 on groceries in just a couple of days..

No. 2158488

>>2158462
Do you coupon? Do you check the sales? Do you shop at a variety of stores, depending on which product is cheaper where? There are a lot of ways to reduce grocery bills, I went from spending like $150 a week to $90 a week just by doing those things.

No. 2158497

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I finished working on an animation and now i can rest. I am going to watch inside out 2 and drink some choco mocha coffee i bought with oreos. Yay.

No. 2158504

>>2158488
Unfortunately no, a grocery store opened up across the street from me and I’ve been walking over there for snacks and shit. It’s so over

No. 2158511

Just spoke to someone with the last name D'Alba and when I said "Dee alba" they said it was "dalbah". So wtf is the air comma for?

No. 2158512

>>2158511
The 'air comma' is actually there to indicate it's pronounced as "Dalbah." It's French. Like how 'd'orange' is pronounced "dohrange" not "de orange." The name was spelt correctly, you're the one that was ignorant of its meaning.

No. 2158515

>>2158512
You know what would also indicate it's pronounced Dalbah? Spelling it with no apostrophe.

No. 2158516

>>2158515
Ntayrt but you can just admit you didn't know it's no biggie.

No. 2158521

>>2158516
Don't take it serious anon. I didn't mind the person correcting me on their name, it just gave me a "so why is that there?" moment kek. I have to correct people on how to say my name all the time.

No. 2158534

>>2158512
Wait so is Jeanne D’Arc pronounced Jeanne Dark?

No. 2158541

I’m about to draw on my drawing tablet. Wish me luck nonnas, I absolutely suck at digital art but great at traditional art. It’s so hard finding the right stabilization for the pen and the disconnect between the tablet and the computer pisses me off, I commend all of the pros for being able to create good art because I can’t I just like scribbling shit and calling it a day.

No. 2158543

>>2158536
Oh interesting hmm

No. 2158570

>>2157697
skelly here: no it fucking isn't. goddamn i want to die and alog so bad whenever someone gaslits about this shitty season. i fucking wish being thin made me cold but it never does

No. 2158571

My spilled coffee on my keyboard and it's malfunctioning, so now I have it upside down over a floor vent and I'm hoping that fixes it. I reached out to the company I bought it from so hopefully they send me a replacement

No. 2158576

>>2158073
>>2158200
Kek ok MycKayleiygh

No. 2158592

>>2158511
Here there d’alba what’s it like in New York City

No. 2158595

>>2158073
>love your child enough to name her after heaven
>don't love your child enough to ensure she can tell people her name over the phone without spelling it out/repeating herself, or fit her full name into the boxes on forms, or find souvenir items with her name on it, etc

I understand liking unique names, whether a certain name is trashy or not is subjective to an extent, but they're so fucking impractical. Just give your kid a name that people will instantly recognize and be able to spell and save everyone a lot of trouble in the future.

No. 2158596

>>2158595
Hayven haeven haeleigyven hayleyleyne

No. 2158598

>>2158080
>>2158032
>>2158595
Part of my name is Nevaeh and I'm not even white…so fuck all of you!

No. 2158600

>>2158598
Harsegirl name

No. 2158604

I can't stop drinking half n half. I've been going through a half gallon a week lately. Supposedly my cholesterol should be high but I feel great.

No. 2158613

>>2158534
Yes, how have you been pronouncing it until now?

No. 2158615

why does everyone I know have an experiance of their roommate's bf leaving the bathroom messy or not cleaning skidmarks

No. 2158641

>>2158512
>The 'air comma' is actually there to indicate it's pronounced as "Dalbah."
Then why isn't it just spelled as Dalbah?
>>2158613
Nta but I'm only now realizing this too..I feel so retarded but I still don't get it

No. 2158648

>>2158641
samefag thought it was dee-arc. Everyone I met with the air dash thingy in their surname (usually Italian Americans) had it pronounced like that so I thought it was the same everywhere else

No. 2158651

I googled my Twitter username for the first time in ages. My account has been privated for 3 years now and Google search is so ass it returns zero hits for it now even though just two years ago my Twitter images would all show up. Does Google purge which data is visible to regular searchers? I use the same username on reddit, which returns hits. My last.fm page under the same username only returns a hit in Portuguese on the 3rd page for god knows what reason.The more you know.

No. 2158654

>>2158641
Anon already told you it's french, you don't need to 'get it'… it's a foreign language with different pronunciation and punctuation rules, what about that confuses you?

No. 2158658

>>2158654
Nta but this is a dumb thing to get offended over. That anon explained she's always heard D' names pronounced with a "dee".

No. 2158659

>>2158512
Also anon you were wrong, D'alba is Italian.

No. 2158681

>>2158651
Google probably holds onto search visibility data (unless they're required to purge it by data protection laws). My best guess is a poorly programmed or broken search algorithm is returning those results.
Just for shits & giggles I tried my username in a bunch of different search engines and only got one result that Google didn't pick up on.

No. 2158732

>>2158211
She is our protector.

No. 2158743

>>2157812
ntayrt, but wait, maybe i should do it too, the last time i was happy was when i was in the 2th grade and was practicing for a yoga competition and still used to do it after that.

No. 2158765

Zoomer coworker is watching Naruto for the first time and it's so funny to see her reactions since she hasn't read any spoilers, they are currently showing Neji's backstory and she's so sad for him.

No. 2158779

>>2158743
NTAYRT but I just wanted to reply to encourage you to try yoga or even just stretching. It seems dumb, but I saw a noticeable improvement in my mood just by starting to do 20 minutes of stretches when I wake up in the morning. It also helped me a lot with my pelvic pain, usually I'd run out of Advil in 6 weeks, but since I started doing stretches and trying to be more fit, it's been almost 4 months and I'm still not half way done the bottle I have now.

No. 2158790

>>2158765
I’ll forever be bitter that so many cool characters fell to the wayside like Neji.

No. 2158803

A guy just came by to fix my internet connection. Fuck, he was really cute. He had an Eastern European accent and said "bye bye" when he left lol. I touched his hand (by accident) while giving him the box for my router. Maybe he already had a girlfriend. Ahhh well

No. 2158821

>>2158803
I know him and he told me he is gay

No. 2158822

>>2158790
Yeah she was very moved by various characters' stories, I told her to enjoy the show as long as it's good because it won't last forever.

No. 2158845

>>2158821
It’s so over for me. tell him I think he’s cute anyway

No. 2158847

I'm getting acupuncture for the first time ever later today and I'm a little bit nervous.

No. 2158866

I've been referring to Pete Davidson as Pete Holmes for a long time and just found out he's called Pete Davidson

No. 2158873

>>2158845
He said thank you, and that you could have his twin brother, who is straight

No. 2158895

File: 1724942566122.jpg (20.3 KB, 519x519, FUWJ09NUYAAKEL2.jpg)

The seal pup i called the rescue center to come save 2 weeks ago hasn't been uploaded to their website yet. they upload all their patients online and give brief info on them like weight, reason for admission, name & age. i just want to know how the poor baby is doing and what they named it.

No. 2158916

File: 1724943488557.jpg (78.24 KB, 736x736, 7141ad01ec10c336b07a82e6ee46e3…)

One thing about India, we can never fucking make food that isn't Indian, maybe two times i've had good Korean food and one was in another fucking state by my friend's recommendation, and another was in some rich neighbourhood. All I want is some tteokbokki and i order some, and i get this oversweetened abomination, i add spice and heat it up even more and that made it a tad bearable. It's so disgusting but i want to save it.

No. 2158918

>>2158916
What's airfare like in India? Like how much does it cost to travel by plane to different states?

No. 2158919

>>2158895
I remember your original post, manifesting that they upload him soon so you have peace of mind.

No. 2158920

>>2158916
Kekkk we have the same issue in pakiland too you'll always get a desi version of it.ordered Chinese got biryani kek although I prefer it more since I've eaten actual Chinese food

No. 2158954

File: 1724945664119.jpg (107.73 KB, 500x667, tumblr_757b42fc3ce7fd8bc390e5f…)

>>2158918
the specific cost for my home state to the state we went to(where my friend is from and was really adamant about me going to one certain restaurant she loved) is somewhere between ₹2,300 to ₹4,500 for one person(27 to 53 in freedom). Though, we didn't travel by air, we traveled by train, which for us was about ₹1,200(14 burger bucks) for one person.
>>2158920
kek nonnie, real, sometimes i dislike liking foods from other countries bc i can't tell if i actually like the food or if i just like Indian chefs' variation of it. Also, what is actual Chinese food like? Is it more sweet than spicy?

No. 2158964

File: 1724945967461.jpg (147.52 KB, 1170x1638, Screenshot.jpg)

I'm that zoomer meme right now playing a gacha on my phone, playing a switch game (reading a vn) next to it while also shitposting on my laptop

No. 2158976

>>2158954
>how does Chinese food taste like
Tayrt personally it's quite bitter and …bland no offense to Chinese anons just my personal opinion..although they like spicey food most of the time it's missing the salt in it so the spice just stings although I love the desserts

No. 2158980

>>2158964
I have dual screens on both my phone and laptop and TV..

No. 2158986

>>2158980
>phone dual screen
Literally how?

No. 2159019

My left hand smells like iodine, I don't get it.

No. 2159021

File: 1724949276278.jpeg (3.18 KB, 244x206, images-10.jpeg)

>>2158986
You're a ios user aren't you

No. 2159028

>>2159021
…I will return to my Apple cuckshed

No. 2159029

For some reason my text bubbles and font have gotten super big and I can't change it without changing the font everywhere else too. Ugh.

No. 2159037

So excited! by next week the sun will be setting at 8! before I know it, it’ll have fucked off entirely.

No. 2159097

File: 1724952419471.jpg (8.54 KB, 132x137, giwtwm.jpg)


No. 2159099

>>2159037
My seasonal depression is gonna come back. I'm so sad.

No. 2159100

I tried to upload an obscure 70's anime that doesn't exist on youtube and it got copyright claimed. Unbelieveable for such an old property.

Is there any way to avoid copyright claims by like mirroring it or pasting it on a background or something?

No. 2159103

>>2158102
well what did you decide to do

No. 2159104

>>2159099
Fuck. Not as excited now. I just want to sleep…

No. 2159108

>>2159103
Your mom

No. 2159111

>>2159099
I love the sun even though I don't go outside. I stay in my house most of the time, but something about waking up and seeing the sunlight makes me happy for no reason. And more productive too. I even have my blinds down all the time but can still see slivers of sunlight. That's enough to make a difference to my mood and happiness as ridiculous as it sounds. Winter months are unbearable. I don't feel happy, or productive or like doing anything.

No. 2159120

>lunch break
>close door to office
>don’t actually clock out until my food is done microwaving
i feel like i’m going to get in trouble but realistically it’s like 3, 5 minutes at worst that i’m pretending to be at lunch but not really at lunch so who is going to bust my ass for that

No. 2159133

File: 1724954611135.jpeg (402.99 KB, 746x749, IMG_2351.jpeg)

There’s this cute little cat with gorgeous white fur that’s always outside, it’s pretty friendly so I don’t think it’s a stray but it doesn’t have any proper collar on and looks fairly clean. It always follows my mom whenever she goes outside and tries to go inside with her. I saw it today while taking the trash out and it’s so adorable it almost warms my cold, icy heart seeing it run around and go on little adventures. Picrel is the beautiful kitty. It’s raining now so I hope whoever owns this cat took them inside or they don’t have an owner it makes me even more sad

No. 2159177

Good Luck, Babe! is playing in the waiting room of my surgeon’s office

No. 2159241

I wanna watch breaking bad again but I have no one to watch it with. sigh.

No. 2159274

i want to go home so badly. if i were salary i’d go home early every day

No. 2159295

File: 1724961611218.jpeg (2.72 MB, 3884x2976, IMG_1236.jpeg)

>>2159133
Nonnie if you didn’t you should check your local lost/found cat groups. Pic related stinker is spending at least 18-20 hours around my place and it turned out she has proper butlers a street away. She stays with me during storms, heatwaves, almost always.
I put a box with a blanket inside and on top and change a bowl with water for her daily.

Get your kitty some water. You might also take it to the vet or ask locals with chip reader if it actually has owners. Good luck.

No. 2159310

>>2158847
Samefag. Western medicine is a fucking SCAM. Western medicine constitutes lies, deceit, evil, capital, and apathy. Western medicine, I spit at it, I spit on it, I trample it, I smash it, I want it wiped from the face of our Earth. It's a blight on our species. Traditional Chinese Medicine is a gift from Heaven.

No. 2159321

>>2159133
If it's tame enough to interact with your mum, it's probably an owned cat. Also, since her coat is so white, it makes sense if she's just someone's cat that's allowed outside for some parts of the day. If it was homeless, its coat would be a lot dirtier.

I'm surprised more people don't know, but usually cats hate to wear collars. They don't like anything tight around their bodies. So most owners won't make them wear a collar.

No. 2159334

File: 1724964088698.png (202.12 KB, 806x1403, Screenshots_2024-08-29-16-41-1…)

Are any of the images on /ot/ broken for other anons as well? It started maybe 20 minutes ago. I tried clearing my cache and cookies.

No. 2159337

>>2159334
not just you

No. 2159338

File: 1724964224280.png (35.53 KB, 424x945, omg just pick something random…)

>>2159334
It's been happening to me too. I thought it was just my rural internet

No. 2159343

>>2159177
I heard it in a vegan burger restaurant in Tokyo a few weeks ago.

No. 2159346

>>2159334
Me too, must be a bug

No. 2159353

>>2159338
Thank god, thought my internet was acting up

No. 2159357

>>2159334
Also happening to me. IIRC, this usually happens before a minor outage. LC might go down for a few minutes soon.

No. 2159372

>>2159357
I wonder if this site is struggling to pay the bills. No ads or donos, we live by the grace of cereb's wallet.
Unless it's a honeypot

No. 2159384

File: 1726038250379.png (347.63 KB, 600x600, 1945 Berlin.png)

We're back.

No. 2159385

Omg nonnies were backkkkkkk

No. 2159387

>>2159384
who is this? he's cute

No. 2159388

so…you're saying we lost all the images i've posted before and now i get to repost them? AWESOME

No. 2159389

We’re back!! I can’t wait to continue my loser sperg life now! I missed lc . Big thanks to crystal cafe for putting up with us

No. 2159390

OH SHIT WHADDUP

No. 2159393

File: 1726038549051.jpg (128.49 KB, 1240x941, 160726-miss-cleo-youree-harris…)

>>2159357
This anon knew….

No. 2159396

File: 1726038688726.jpg (17.87 KB, 575x266, 1653100560902.jpg)

OMMMGGGGGG LOLCOR

No. 2159397

>>2157314
The fact that this image survived

No. 2159398

File: 1726038796913.jpeg (54.1 KB, 520x520, AE7D9AA4-1FD6-4463-8094-46E6FB…)

I’M GONNA CRY I MISSED YOU ALL

No. 2159400

File: 1726038917013.png (119.57 KB, 275x270, 1719124407366.png)

The perfect timing, I'm so gonna sperg out in the husbando thread.

No. 2159401

lol all the n0nnies who fell asleep early missed the legendary return, they’re going to be so mad. it was up with minutes to spare for the west coast

No. 2159402

File: 1726039044050.png (105.45 KB, 800x450, elsee.png)

i would say "i cant believe this" but..

No. 2159403


No. 2159406

>>2158032
i never noticed that neveah is heaven backwards kek

No. 2159408

I'm eating a cake to celebrate.

No. 2159409

>>2159334
kneels down, touches ground ground zero…

No. 2159410

>>2159402
fuck you cece, friendship ended with cc now weird cuckporn moid is my friend. glad that site is dying

No. 2159414

>>2158032
Sounds like the nivea cream

No. 2159416

>>2159400
Someone needs to make a new one so I can also sperg. It’s been daaaaayyyssssss

No. 2159417

I started taking a new medication and I already hate the responsibility. What the fuck do you mean I HAVE to take it at the same time everyday and I HAVE to either always take it with or always without food????

No. 2159419

File: 1726039738863.jpg (30.42 KB, 750x647, IMG_20240908_225829_374.jpg)

Time for coffee and dates, welcome back nonnies!

I was years old when I remembered this pic from old tumblr days

No. 2159423

>>2159403
cerbmin is moot?

No. 2159426

>>2159410
i got auto-permabanned from cc like 3 times and i never once engaged in infighting or baiting, only moid thristposting and posting about mandane shit

No. 2159429


No. 2159433

Apple is trying to quote me over $700 to repair my device. Are they crazy? For that price I'll literally just buy a new one. And they're trying to charge me to repair stuff I didn't even ask to be fixed. Maybe I'll get a new laptop that isn't a MacBook. As much as I like my MacBook, their devices are simply too fragile for me

No. 2159437

feels good to be back !!

No. 2159438

>>2159397
it's power is beyond our understanding…

No. 2159442

File: 1726040948110.gif (4.98 MB, 320x240, 1706215610181.gif)

>>2159410
>Respond to anon's question about non-white trannies in CC bunker
>5 minute civil convo then move on
>7 day ban for "racesperging+troons outside of containment threads READ the RULES"
>Rules just say don't create race threads
>Designated GC/troon thread also locked
I hate that on that site they just delete the posts so that no one can even judge for themselves if it was ban worthy Extra salty since the ban came when I was trying to post in the /g/ containment kek

No. 2159445

>>2159426
I only chitchatted and talked to nonas who were venting or asking for advice. Still got banned.

No. 2159447

Oh my god we are BACK! Home Sweet Home. Fuck the bastard that got all our fucking images deleted though

No. 2159448

>>2159410
junku was there for us when nobody else was

No. 2159449

>>2159445
By the bot or by the mod?

No. 2159451

>>2159448
i wonder what the junku mascot will be

No. 2159453

>>2159451
oh wow, me too. We need to come up with something

No. 2159455

>>2159426
Me too on the first day and it lasted forever. I didn’t know how to appeal so I just found a workaround. That was really the only thing that pissed me off at cc

No. 2159457

>>2159453
What about that rozen maiden character? Rozen maiden anons can probably tell.

No. 2159458

>>2159449
The bot. I never said anything remotely controversial or mean spirited. Didn’t reply to anything that got deleted for rule breaking. Which means the bot was triggered by some random ass word I used, who knows what.

No. 2159462

>>2159453
a mongoose

No. 2159556

File: 1726044489124.png (183.86 KB, 503x700, backfromwartohusbando.png)

>>2159400
>>2159416
I don't have time right now to make the tread, if someone wants a thread pic suggestion for the next one I made this crappy doodle. Art nonnas are free to recreate this if they feel like it.

No. 2159561

>>2159556
this is amazing nonnie

No. 2159563

>>2159438
The power of femgaze

No. 2159567

>>2159453
cute rozen maiden inspired husbando

No. 2159576

>>2159556
aww this makes me sad in a good way..

No. 2159584

>>2159410
KEK my same thoughts

No. 2159587

>>2159397
It's a sign. I need those figures. Side note my own mother knows who those characters are

No. 2159656

>lolcow goes back up
>5 minutes later my period starts
coincidence? i think not…

No. 2159659

I don't like working but I'm spending my free time much more meaningfully now that I have much less of it. I honestly think I'm more productive now than when I had more free time. Still I wish I could work 3 or 4 days instead of 5.

No. 2159668

>>2159587
How? Does she read BL or did you tell her?

No. 2159672

>>2159668
She reads BL kekkk I didn't know until she saw I had bought the manga from those figures and she was shocked I had yaoi in my room and told me to hide it. But then I was like, wait how do you know what this is? And she got embarrassed and left. One time I borrowed her iPad and found AO3 up

No. 2159674

>>2159672
Holy based. My mom barely knows what a manga is.

No. 2159679

Remember when some newfag tried to act like one of us by saying "hey fellow cows!" KEK. I randomly remembered this out of nowhere and I want to burst out laughing but I'm alone in public and don't wanna look sick in the head by laughing to myself. Help me nonnies

No. 2159680

>>2159679
KEK that was hilarious. Tbh it was also cute kek

No. 2159681

/ot/ died for our sins, it could have been /g/ or worse, the cow boards. I will never allow anons to insult /ot/ ever again.

No. 2159686

I can't believe imma say it
I missed you nonnas. I was kinda tweaking because this place is my secret guilty pleasure

No. 2159688

>>2159679
lmfao i remember this too

No. 2159689

>>2159681
I honestly wasn't caring that much but then I remembered the caps thread and got kinda sad.

No. 2159696

>>2159426
>>2159445
I got permabanned for no reason as well. What a shitty fucking site CC is. So glad our home is back.
>>2159556
Cute!

No. 2159699

Oh thank god. I missed you all so much and was so bored. I actually took up yoga and beat so many bosses on Elden Ring.

No. 2159703

>>2159699
omg no way same here. I had to summon someone to help me get to Melina though with my other friend.

No. 2159711

File: 1726052744848.jpg (88.42 KB, 720x568, Screenshot.jpg)

>>2159426

I was getting kinda annoyed at the farmers being like "eehh it's cause you can't stop infighting and integrate" as if that wasn't the standard for cc for some reason

No. 2159735

kinda surprised no one posted rancefags dox here yet

No. 2159740

File: 1726053756612.jpg (101.36 KB, 736x923, fgg_51.jpg)

I'm so happy lc is finaly back, I got banned from CC for no specific reasons (last post was asking about a Stardew Valley lc server…) and couldn't interact with you all

No. 2159746

Shout out to the kpopfags on Heolkek for telling us about cuckchan.

No. 2159748

>>2159740
Same, CC autoban was awful, I tried to appeal it but nothing happened, I aso couldn't contact the staff. Fuck CC.

No. 2159751

>>2159740
There were so many posts I wanted to reply to but couldn't…

No. 2159753

>>2159746
I loved how many got mad at that anon for giving us a place to go kek, they're so bitter

No. 2159768

>>2159740
>Stardew Valley lc server
What could have been…

No. 2159776

Why are anons saying that 5 years worth of images are deleted? Only images posted within the past year are deleted. I can still see everything from 2 years+ ago

No. 2159781

>>2159776
It was the admin who said images from as far back as 2019 were lost. That doesn't mean all of them, and some were recovered. In many cases you're likely seeing just a thumbnail and the full size image is still lost.

No. 2159782

>>2159781
>Images: 36,990 / 320,916
thats a shit load of images we are missing

No. 2159787

>>2159782
Yeah it's pretty sad. Unfortunately even on the wayback machine it's mostly just thumbnails. If the full image wasn't loaded when the capture was taken, it's lost to us but the admins might still have a way to get it back. If the image was spoilered when the capture was taken, it's the same issue, only the spoiler image itself is archived.

No. 2159793

>>2159781
Damn, that does make sense. Thanks nona

No. 2159794

>>2159782
And how many of those are just junk reaction gifs/pics?

No. 2159800

I don't mind losing some of the /ot/ images because now the catalog is loading faster

No. 2159803

>>2159794
That's unknowable and irrelevant

No. 2159812

Home sweet home lolcor…

No. 2159816

I've been pretty fucking miserable this past week and LC being down did not help. I'm gonna see LC going back up as a sign other things will also get better for me personally.
Also fuck CC, it makes me sad because their pink theme is so pretty. Also bio chan.
I hate how CC replies with "true" whenever you try to report a post but you're banned. Like wtf. There was cp on the front page that I tried to report but it wouldn't let me. I had to scourge through vpns.
I also got banned from CC for singing a song in one of the bunker threads kek

No. 2159818

How do we replicate the fun of the junku bunker or the chill of the early cc bunkers? I’m honestly already mourning it, I had a surprisingly good time.

No. 2159821

File: 1726058187923.png (28.11 KB, 700x630, 1000017291.png)

Man, anyone else practically kissing the ground and mentally swearing to try not pissing off the jannies now that LC is back? You never know how much something really means to you until it's gone. Sorry jannies for going retard and doing all those infights.

No. 2159824

File: 1726058395844.jpg (71.7 KB, 500x669, 834832.jpg)

I just got my fugly 2020 microblading lazered off and am so happy!! By some kind of miracle, everything disappeared in one session and I have my old, sparse brows back and I love them so much. Nonas, never get your brows microbladed. They looked alright at first, but the shape was completely off and made my face look harsh and angry, and the color faded from a soft light brown to a disgusting grayish blue blobby color.

No. 2159827

My previous crush said that all of the girls in his year 1 group are retarded. Ignoring the fact that two boys in his group failed year 1 and had to start over. Really destroyed all of my feelings for him, not like i had fallen hard or anything but he keeps me motivated to go to school even if i hate being here. Oh well, sucks for his friend (or girlfriend?) Who he is really close with, 'feminist' and all that since she joined a womens reproductive health group in this schools org. Guess, ill just back to 2d and fictional men.

No. 2159829

>>2159821
Same, I'm so happy that we're back, especially because everything was so close to being deleted forever. Whew. I have so much respect for our farmhands after seeing how poorly cc is moderated.

No. 2159831

>>2159816
Omg I think I was the anon singing with you, I also caught a ban for that

No. 2159833

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I don't even care that /ot/ is missing most of it's pictures atm at this point, I'm just happy we're back and that the site is running smoothly. We can always post more retarded pics to fill up the void

No. 2159834

>>2159831
Nah nobody sang with me, what song were you singing anon? I quoted the lyrics from that terf song "I'm 25 I have no friends I've got no brows I'm long and pale yeah I was born a ginger male" and got banned kek. I thought it was because the mod didn't know the song and thought I was actually a troon/male but if other anons were banned for singing normal songs then damn.

No. 2159835

Kek, i keep forgetting that LC's missing its images and wait for the page to fully load. But we're so back, nonnies!!!
>>2159829
Same. Really thought it'll never come back, honestly. So happy to see it again.

No. 2159840

>>2159834
Ohh me and another anon were singing something but I actually can't remember what song it was, it was the second day of the bunkers I think

No. 2159845

Every time I get high or drunk and scroll through lolcow I get scared I'll get banned because I start to feel the intense need to comment on every post and interject with my retarded opinion.

No. 2159850

>>2159821
Yup, me too. With lc being down for so long, the admins trying their best, and seeing just how bad cc can be, i appreciate lc so much now. I will try to be a good farmer, and appreciate all that we have

No. 2159862

>>2159845
I'm never high or drunk and I feel this way too. It's okay

No. 2159869

NONNIES NONNIES NONNIES NONNIES I can finally write it again! And delete and repost it because I made a typo!

No. 2159874

>>2159818
Just wait until the site shits itself again, I felt the same about the 2021 bunkers and look, I had more fun in junku than those.

No. 2159875

>>2159776
>>2159781
Cerbmin said they’re still trying to recover images

No. 2159882

I had a ton a shit I wanted to post during the down time but I've now forgotten everything, or it was stuff that happened some day and there's no point to posting it now.

No. 2159885

>>2159882
There's stuff I want to post but idk the right thread to why are there like 5 different historical crush/husbando threads

No. 2159889

>>2159833
>We can always post more retarded pics to fill up the void
That's the spirit!

No. 2159899

The fujochan bunker that lasted for like half an hour was amusing. That was a strange place for me

No. 2159932

>>2159818
I already miss it, not having to adhere to LC board culture but knowing you're among other women is freeing

No. 2159935

I used to post on /mu/ and on a "post an assumption based on my top 5 favorite albums" thread I got "you don't have a lot of friends", it still stings to this day, how did they manage to be so accurate?

No. 2159948

just woke up. I missed you guys so much. I love you

No. 2159970

>>2159948
I missed you too so glad we are all back together. I love all nonnies.

No. 2159972

I normally dont cry when a scrote is killed but that story about the edgy tranny fucker scrote killing that homeless man made me cry. Not because of the scrote but because of how nice and kind the women close to him were and how they did a memorial in his honor.

No. 2159977

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i started playing dress to impress while lc was down and it's so much fun. i love coming up with little outfits on theme!!! the only thing i hate is that playing in public servers means some people are just MEAN in the chat i also assume theyre young kids and i found out the hard way that everybody only votes 1 star for other people. i had been voting honestly and giving everyone 3-5 stars and wondering why i kept coming in dead last every single round.

No. 2159980

>>2159977
kek the yassified lego head looks so retarded. I am glad you are having fun nonny.

No. 2159981

Shaking my ass is my only dance move and favorite activity, I don't know why it's fun it just is.
>>2159977
Lol my friends' younger sister got me into it, it's adorable. Don't get discouraged by the rude kids nonnie.

No. 2159985

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>>2159981
Dua Lipa confirmed nona

No. 2159986

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>>2159948
>>2159970
The general mood upon the farm's return

No. 2159989

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I drew a troon I encountered in the art store. I’m so so happy we’re back home!!

No. 2159993

>>2159899
I dunno what went on there, but I hate fujos and I was so ready to accept them as my overlords if it meant I didn't have to play Russian roulette with cc's autoban anymore.

No. 2160055

It's good to be back. I may not be able to post often, but it's nice this place is up and nonners are together again.

No. 2160187

I always get weird cold sweats during the change from summer to fall, it's been going on every year for years and I have no idea why

No. 2160253

My friends and I saw that there is finally gonna be a fantasy ball in our country, there isn't a date yet but we're already planning our outfits and I'm doing my best to not go over the top since they're more low-key and I sometimes go a bit too hard with themed events

No. 2160255

>>2159989
Wow what a beautiful lesbian you drew! So beautiful? kekk

No. 2160266

Today is day 2 of taking medication for my anxiety, and I've already told someone, essentially, to shut the fuck up, so I guess it's working kek.

No. 2160278

>>2160266
Were you the nona in the CC bunker beginning meds for their OCD?

No. 2160289

I feel like my english is becoming shittier and i blame the farms for it.

No. 2160342

>>2160278
Ja. I'm only taking one pill right now so I haven't experienced any bad side effects (or any noticeable changes really) besides a tiny bit of slight pulses of dizziness ~30 mins after taking it. I've heard people say it gives them vivid nightmares and I already have nightmares and paralysis so im kinda scared kek.

No. 2160392

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Managed to catch up on 2 of my fave mangas while LC was down. What about (you) farmers?

No. 2160449

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i'm in a groupchat with a 30-something year old zoophile pedophile (he has a channel where he posts images of lolis getting fucked by dogs). he's from my city and he constantly faceposts for no fucking reason. i also know what uni he goes to and what he does for a job (system administrator). for now i'm just making jabs at him in the chat but i wonder if i can somehow fuck up his life with this information.. nonners, what would you do in my shoes?

No. 2160455

>>2160449
Destroy him.

No. 2160457

>>2160449
>nonners, what would you do in my shoes?
Report and/or kill him

No. 2160464

>>2160449
You should definitely reposrt him, lmao. If i was is boss, i'd be so thankful for you telling me, so i could get rid of him.

No. 2160466

>>2160449
>sysadmin
every time

No. 2160467

>>2160449
email everything you have to his uni and employer with zero regrets because sexual deviants only escalate

No. 2160471

>>2160467
this exactly, do it nona do it!

No. 2160575

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Im doing French curl braids on myself. I've been braiding for 3 hours and I've done 3 braids kekkkk. It's because I keep stopping to talk to you guys.

No. 2160589

>>2160449
kek turns out this retard linked his blog with links to his github and linkedin in his profile. the same profile he uses for posting pedocoom. this is too fucking easy, he's literally asking for it kek. i have his real name now, all that's left is to compile all the links and screenshots into a comprehensible doc and spread it around
i don't think it'll do much damage to him tbh. his uni probably won't give a shit (that's just the way unis in my country are) and he might lose this job but with his qualifications he'll have no problem finding another.

anyone know where i can put this info so it shows up when googling his name? preferably with no way to trace it back to me ofc

No. 2160607

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I just recognized a nona as someone I know in real life. I'm thinking about messaging her but I'm kinda terrified right now. Please be more careful with your posts as you can't delete them. Seriously

No. 2160608

>>2160607
What thread kek

No. 2160610

>>2160608
Friend finder

No. 2160615

>>2160589
Make accounts with his name and face and then post the info.

No. 2160625

>>2159824
i'm so happy for you nonna! recently i have been thinking about getting my powder brows lazered off too (picolaser), but i have extremely sparse brows and am scared it will end up looking worse. what kind of laser did you get?

No. 2160689

Time to get ready to go to the gym, my hair is so pretty today, but I will get sweaty and ruin it, I wish having curly hair was easier, but I straighten it because it's easier to maintain, yet I feel like my hair suffers too much, I should stop being so lazy with my hair.

No. 2160759

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>>2160625
I got a laser specifically made for PMU removal, but I just googled it and apparently it's a subtype of a Q switch laser! But for me the most important factor was the technician. The lady I went to was amazing and she also does microblading, in addition to removing it, so she was very knowledgeable and knew what she was doing. Earlier this year I went to a regular tattoo laser removal clinic and got a pico laser patch test which turned bright orange, but disappeared when I went to the PMU removal place and everything was lazered off.

I look 1000 times better and now embrace my sparse eyebrows kek. Like they are incredibly sparse, like Mia Goth tier because there's barely any, yet they suit my face and I'm glad to have my natural self back. I swear I had some kind of brow dysmorphia going on for the last 2 years. They aged me like 5 years.

No. 2160769

>>2159818
i loved the junku bunker, would go back to post with nonnies there. those were the real 1s, and it was funny to see rancefag and ritard there. it's like anytime they get a chance, they get too comfortable so fast and it's hilarious that their level of e-autism is so high

No. 2160804

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I went for a walk today in this big park in my city. I ended up in this beautiful garden. It was a nice serene day walking in what little nature you can find in a big city.

No. 2160806

>>2160804
God, that’s so beautiful. I need to find more places like this to hang out with people.

No. 2160824

>>2160607
Now I'm worried something that I posted is too identifiable kek. Oh well

No. 2160827

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>>2160806
I also hung out with these geese.

No. 2160833

>>2160449
Why on earth are you still in a groupchat with these people? And why are you comfortable being showed degenerate art like that. You're gross.

No. 2160840

Shoveling handfuls of plain lettuce and arugula in my face just so I have something green in my guts

No. 2161026

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Anons, words can't describe how much i missed you all.

No. 2161033

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>>2161026
Awww nona

No. 2161059

>>2160607
>>2160610
Kek this happened to me too. The thing is she actually replied to my friend finder post but she never replied back. I wonder if she realized it was me and it spooked her. We recently spoke too.

No. 2161069

>>2159885
isn't there only one on /m/? what are the others?

No. 2161095

Came down with Covid the same day lolcow went down. Recovered the same day lolcow came back. Spent the whole time too exhausted to do anything and wishing I could be here reading everyone’s antics (missed the shaytism), I missed you all.

No. 2161099

When lc came back yesterday it felt like me jumping into a pool and relaxing for so long, but in a really dramatic way, like a mermaid/siren/sea creature that was disguised as a human for so long on land and finally got to jump back into the water and the feeling of the cool water on my skin and gills, that thing. So good to be home

No. 2161120

I subscribed to caseoh solely for his dress to impress videos and he hasn’t posted one in like three weeks

No. 2161150

feeling awfully sick from an infection but took my first antibiotic pill tonight and im snuggled in bed on a new comforter with my sweet puppy as the white noise from the fan and her little snores fill the room. i will sleep wonderfully tonight.

No. 2161168

It's 3AM and I can't sleep so I made a low carb high fat hot chocolate with MCT powder, double cream, full fat milk and cacao powder. Bitter and creamy.

No. 2161172

Getting back into digital art and joining some online art groups. The age range is crazy. There's 12-13 year olds in there who are insanely skilled at fabric physics and mastering gradients and colour theory. I'm jealous. I'll start at my own pace, but damn these kids.

No. 2161177

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Cp on home

No. 2161181

How annoying, my mom and my brother's girlfriend are debating about tattoos and shit.

No. 2161204

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back from a 4 month break, what did I miss?

No. 2161207

>>2161204
Oh, y'know, this and that. Not a whole lot. Everything's been so totally normal here at LC, yep indeed.

No. 2161216

>>2161204
cuckquean

No. 2161227

>>2161216
cuckqueans, bunkers, and autobans, oh my!

No. 2161230

>>2161216
you need to be more specific nonny

No. 2161231


No. 2161238

Recently got into wiping my feet with glycolic acid serum after I shower and man it has really helped with dryness and also makes my feet feel incredibly clean and also keeps them from being clammy. Literally suck a life hack nonnies get in on this shit.

No. 2161343

>>2160833
because i like to laugh at moids and make them seethe?

No. 2161405

>>2161343
>consumes fictional bestiality cp to le own the scrotes

I'm holding your hand as I tell you this: There are millions of men you can laugh at online without being exposed to this kind of content. And nothing you do or say will make the men in your group chat seethe, men who are that degenerate don't care about anyone's opinion but their own. You are a loser for willingly staying in that group chat and being friends with the people in it.

No. 2161443

I heard my voice echoing during a phone call and I wanted to rip my vocal chords out, I really have that autistic tone, there's no way people can take me seriously, I finally understand why only ugly nerd moids are into me.

No. 2161455

>>2161405
nta agreed with this. don't become just like them to own them. i used to do this as a teen and it fucked me up

No. 2161473

>>2160759
thank you for your detailed response! most places that do tattoo/PMU removal in my area use pico laser sadly, maybe i'll try a patch test too just to see what happens. my brows are also mia goth tier kek so it gives me hope hearing you had a positive PMU removal experience. hopefully i can get my natural brows back too someday.

No. 2161478

>>2161443
Don't overthink it, everyone hates their own voices. People only get used to it if they are forced to hear it all the time, like singers or streamers.

No. 2161485

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>>2161405
>You're a loser for (…) being friends with the people in it
when did i say i was friends with them? stop making shit up nona. being in the same groupchat as someone doesn't equal being friends with them. i'm barely even active in it. you have a weird definition of friendship for sure
>And nothing you do or say will make the men in your group chat seethe, men who are that degenerate don't care about anyone's opinion but their own.
i know for a fact he is terrified of his cp channel being traced to his real name which makes his poor opsec even funnier. i'm going to do as >>2160615 said and i'll laugh when he shits his pants and DFEs. your preachy lectures won't stop me from having a good time
>>consumes fictional bestiality cp to le own the scrotes
>>2161455
>don't become just like them to own them.
so scrolling through a channel once to make some screenshots is the same as consuming cp, as in, jerking off to it and it makes me just as bad as him, a literal zoophile pedophile? are you two genuinely retarded?
>i used to do this as a teen and it fucked me up
i appreciate your concern but i'm not an impressionable teenager anymore so i'm pretty sure i'll be alright

No. 2161489

I played video game today, it is sunny outside, I don't know why but I feel happy

No. 2161507

>>2161489
It's just a nice day today

No. 2161509

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>>2161485
When you continuously look at cp and actively decide to stay in environments in which you know it's posted you're literally consuming it. Consuming it doesn't mean that you're jerking off to it.

No one said that it makes you "as bad as him", just that it's objectively weird that you're comfortable with being exposed to bestiality cp on a regular basis. You know that's abnormal, right? Your defensiveness over this is embarrassing like I can literally feel your seething through my computer screen kek. Anyway, you creep me out so I won't bother to continue this convo. Hope you get help soon!

No. 2161520

I have nothing to do today so I think I will finally get around to reading fanny's threads.

No. 2161543

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>>2161509
>it's objectively weird that you're comfortable with being exposed to bestiality cp on a regular basis.
read what i said again please. i scrolled through it ONCE just to take screenshots. the groupchat itself has no porn in it
>Hope you get help soon!
same to you nonny. must be hard to navigate the world with reading comprehension as low as yours

No. 2161560

I used to eat a lot at night but now I just have a huge breakfast, I love it it makes me feel like a queen.

No. 2161567

My dad always talks about how kids are supposed to carry on your legacy kek. Fuck that. My posts are regularly screenshotted by other anons and featured in the caps thread, and that's my greatest fucking legacy. I'm no personalityfag like kirbyanon or rancefag so it's not because of that, I'm just great and I make you nonas kek alot. It's hard, honest work and I'm proud

No. 2161569

>>2161567
I was like that too but the demographic for the site turned over amd now anons just call me retarded. The mighty always fall anonita.

No. 2161577

>>2161567
being featured in the lc caps is a great achievement, stand proud nonna

No. 2161642

>sees objectively wrong opinion on unpopular opinions thread
>too lazy to do anything about it

No. 2161649

i hate my life

No. 2161654

>>2161567
I agree honestly wish I could put the memes and manifestos I've created on my resume I think it's notable how much my content has been reposted and repurposed. No autographs sorry

No. 2161656

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I enrolled in uni and my mom hugged me and tol me i can orfer a burger as a reward

No. 2161657

>>2161567
>>2161654
too bad most of your works have been lost to the farm famine of 24'.

No. 2161661

>washes beans

No. 2161662

>shoves aloe vera up my ass

No. 2161672

>>2161567
I once made a statement on reddit that blew up on Tumblr. It's huge in the fandoms and there's tons of art referencing it. Super proud of that.

No. 2161792

>>2161543
that other anon is unhinged, without people like you we wouldn't have horrorcow threads. destroy his life though, don't just marvel at the degeneracy

No. 2161837

This isn’t really discourse so I will put this thought here. But being involved in fandom for so long has really warped my perception of how artistic and creative the average person is.

No. 2161838

>>2161837
In what way?

No. 2161848

I bleached and dyed my hair ginger a few days ago and I want to love it because I love ginger/copper hair but my skin undertone is sooo yellow (like Simpsons tier) that I think it's not the most flattering on me. However, I do think it would be easy to turn it into a warm light brown color so I'll do that in a few weeks.

No. 2161864

>mom lists stuff on ebay
>someone bids on something
>mom received email about it
>"anon how does ebay know my email address?"

No. 2161909

>>2161838
I just expect people to be able to at least be able to doodle outside of a smiley face? Or really have a desire to create something I suppose, whether it’s through writing, drawing, music, whatever. That just doesn’t exist for a large portion of the population. I feel as if it is somewhat a necessary trait to be into fandom. Was reminded today about how the average person thinks average drawing ability is an incredibly special and unique skillset when it came up in my STEM class

No. 2161960

Being an almost compulsive snacker turned into someone that is satisfied with just a little bit or none at all is such a weird feeling. I could vacuum up a small package of cookies like it's nothing but now I can take one or two and be satisfied. It feels really weird because I can have my favorite snack at home and I don't have to force myself to not binge it, like my brain tells me I should want to do it but I don't feel any need to.
There are two wolves inside of me; one tells me I should want some snackies and the other tells me "nah"

No. 2162039

still thinking about how fast that /shelter/ thread was moving KEK, anons who probably never encounter each other bunkering up and talking about the dumbest shit possible a mile a minute. lolcow history.

No. 2162056

Im watching audit videos while I do my hair. Entertainment and personal care, peak peacefulness. I think watching people get ripped apart for their financial situation makes me feel better about my spending habits. The one I'm watching is a couple where the boyfriend buys VR porn.

No. 2162059

>>2162039
The fujos and shotafujos terrified me

No. 2162063

>>2162039
Did you see the post mortem cuckquing did on it? Apparently we doubled the post count of /shelter/ in like 36 hours kek

No. 2162128

>>2162063
So he's terribly lonely

No. 2162137

>>2161864
why are parents so fucktarded

No. 2162297

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I was waiting outside a shop where I work because it was raining and I wanted to find my keys before I got to my car, so i was just standing, going through my bag. Two teenage boys walked past me waiting there, one of them snorted and the other laughed. I may be having a schizo moment, but I feel like they were directing it at me, calling me fat. But Im not fat and more on the thin side I guess. Just feeling self-conscious now.

No. 2162301

>>2162297
This pic is making me so uncomfortable

No. 2162321

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Today I found out that one of my best friends from high school who helped me a lot (when I was from a shit family), has a job working at a funeral home. I'm pretty bad at keeping in touch with people and I guess she has been working there for a while. Anyways, I just wanted to say I think that job really suits her, she was always so kind and compassionate to me, even back in high school. I feel like she's the kind of person who always knew what to say, you know? Like, super emotionally intelligent.
Anyways, I feel like that's the polar opposite of me. I'm still a fucken mess, even though I am trying to improve, kek. I don't think I'll ever be half as emotionally or socially intelligent as her, though. I'm a total social autist. I wish I had the courage to reach out to her and tell her I think she's really cool even years later. But I'll never do that.

No. 2162336

>>2162297
If it helps nonna I've sighed/scoffed/made exasperated noises multiple times with my friends and sometimes people I walked past thought I was referring to them. One of them was on crutches so she thought I was making a noise that she interpreted as me calling her slow when I was annoyed about how the price of my favourite cocktail at this fancy bar increased lol and we were just walking close behind her. One guy even started talking back to me but I was having a conversation with my friend and had to stop and ask "huh?" And the guy realised I hadn't even thought of him at all and I was actually laughing at something my friend said. So he got really embarrassed and walked away. Even within a friend group one of them told me in private she didn't appreciate how I laughed at her for being into cosplay. That was so random I will never forget. She never explained what I said so to this day I am clueless. Anyway even if those boys did snort at you it says more about them than it does about you. Chin up Nonna.

No. 2162366

You know how like, before ovulation the discharge is kinda thick, clear and stretchy? Do you guys ever play with it like slime, or throw it against the wall like a sticky hand? I like to.

No. 2162421

Leaving your bath towel outside to dry on a nice day is honestly a game changer. It smells so nice and fresh without even adding anything

No. 2162425

>>2162366
No but it smells like hot and sour soup to me which always makes me want Chinese

No. 2162438


No. 2162446

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I'm getting this so nonnas can have their "I like your shoelaces moment".

No. 2162451

>>2162446
I own these charms as earrings.

No. 2162491

Thought I was working at 9am but it’s actually 10am. 1 extra hour in bed fuckyeah

No. 2162500

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I dreamed I had finally lost a most of those kilos I'm aiming to get rid of, except for a small belly pouch and some loose skin (odd since I would only have lost like 7kg). But when I brought out my measuring tape my waist had actually somehow increased 10cm despite looking much smaller. Idk if I'm disappointed or relieved that it was just a dream.

No. 2162521

>go on youtube
>watch backstreet boys music video
>check comments
>first 5 comments all say "who's watching in September 2024"
>another comment says "my mom showed my this amazing song. This song is so skibidi ♥"

No. 2162542

There's one specific spot on my eye that constantly feels irritated like there's an eyelash there, but I know fur a fact nothing is there. Idk what to do and it's driving me insane.

No. 2162686

>>2162542
You probably have a corneal tear or ulcer. They can be so small that you can't see them without using a special dye on your eye. They had in their own, but they heal faster with medication, but make sure your pounding water for the next two weeks so you produce enough tears to keep the ulcer wet, because otherwise it won't heal and it would really need medication then.

No. 2162701

I was so worried and stressed about my internship only to end up bored

No. 2162715

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had a 10 hour sleep tonight

No. 2162775

another day where i don’t do anything in the office but draw and read i guess. today’s my day where i treat myself by ordering out too, no idea what to get but i know i don’t want anything else from the hibachi place where they don’t give you enough food. but uber’s also offering me 50% of any order over 25 usd so i should go for something pricy

No. 2162831

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Why did youtube think I would give a flying fuck about this hideous failed abortion's opinion

No. 2162849

>>2162831
Ew. Moids who loudly announce themselves always shit up otome spaces with their ball stench. They need to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out

No. 2162871

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My city has a ton of hippies and the one stretch of walkable nature, the bike trail, is being contaminated with their “art” am I just being a Karen? Idk the shit just ugly to look at but I know the animals must also be like??

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No. 2162874

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>>2162872
like bruh

No. 2162877

>>2162871
>>2162872
>>2162874
This screams
>I watched that one tinkerbell movie with the fairy trap/house and I never got over it
Like if that was made by babies or kids it would be cute, but being over 15 years old and only being able to do something like your Pic relateds should be embarrassing as fuck.

No. 2162883

>>2162871
>>2162872
>>2162874
it is ugly. i also hate the fairy gardens and painted rocks people make and leave in the forest but this is 100x uglier. why can't they just leave nature be? keep that shit in your backyard if you must

No. 2162885

>>2162874
>>2162871
>>2162872
This looks like childrens thing. This type of "art" is ugly af, people like this probably got too much time on their hands but don't want to put effort in actually developing skills. I'd steal that shit.
My landlady is exactly like this, all her art is about ruining nature with her ugly crap.

No. 2162888

>>2162872
>>2162871
>hippies
All this is potentially harming for animals and the land with the plastic and paint slowly making its way into the ground. Real hippies of the 70s would’ve never done this shit.

No. 2162896

>>2162877
>>2162883
>>2162885
>>2162888
It’s so fucking stupid too because somebody posted it on our city’s subreddit and the majority of the comments were like “omg what I love it so much” and some even calling people who hate it “gentrifiers” like lmao I’M the one that lived in this area my whole life, you’re just somebody that moved here for school/work and decided to make our little bit of nature your canvas.

No. 2162932

>>2162888
Came here to say this, thank you nonna. Nobody would gaf if they just wanted to bundle some wildflowers and twigs together and leave that at the base of a tree to decompose. But this shit is just going to litter the whole woods at the first sign of a windstorm.

No. 2162937

>>2162831
Incredibly punchable face, why is being hetero man synonym with being ugly and purposely undesirable to women? Just look at him, putting his deformed face right alongside that bishie, is almost like he gets off on the fact he's more "goofy looking" (uglier) than the anime guy
>>2162874
>>2162872
>>2162871
This is what happens when untalented people tryhard artsy crafts. Whoever told normies they could get into crafts by simply putting together a bunch of crap and painting ugly mugs is permanently on my hit list

No. 2162938

>>2162871
>>2162872
>>2162874
Oh my god, this has happened in my neighborhood, too, anon! I hate it so much. Some it literally looks like garbage. They provide a play area for kids but don't maintain it. I can't imagine letting a child play in it, and yet some parents do lol. I'm really tempted to throw it all away, but it's in an area with lots of light and cameras. Also, a painter has joined in on the fun and he is not good.

No. 2162979

got vewns new vid recommended to me and immediately clicked because I think she has a printed photo of kaitlyn tiffanys headshot on her wall. now im just watching her video and seeing what else could be a nod to lolcow

No. 2162986

>>2162979
The pic in the top right of the woman in a black turtleneck? Bitch that's Elizabeth Holmes.

No. 2162988

>>2162979
Oh shit Vewn is a farmer?

No. 2162990

>>2162979
Dont compare kaitlyn to my girlboss queen

No. 2162991

>>2162979
I didn't expect Vewn to be this cute! Part of me thought she would have red hair like her profile picture though lol

No. 2163001

>>2162979
She's so funny. I love her

No. 2163005

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>>2162986
Samefag, but this is the photo. It's not Kaitlyn

No. 2163018

>>2162986
KEK I’m retarded for getting them confused, they were both talked about here and kinda spammed as memes 2 years ago
>>2162988
Its just my tinfoil but she makes american dad references, during her ad read skit she lists off side effects that sound like she’s describing shayna (weight gain, age regression, stupid bitch disorder symptoms, loss of sex drive) and in that order as well, and of course the *elizabeth holmes picture that was used. I know its a bit of a reach but maybe the two weeks of lc withdrawal got to me

No. 2163072

I just calculated how much I should be making next paycheck. I would do overtime for a little extra but I already hate this job enough and pushed myself a little with my hours this week.

No. 2163078

Lolcow so slow… do you think more nonnas will return over time? I hope the newfags stay gone, but I’m worried we’ve lost too many regular anons as well

No. 2163079

>>2163078
I keep wanting to disappear from this site but the chill vibes we have right now pull me back in
>>2163018
>maybe the two weeks of lc withdrawal got to me
Understandable

No. 2163083

>>2163079
First ayrt, the chill vibes are at least a positive of lc being down. I was browsing random boards while it was down and a bunch of 4chan scrotes from /pol/, /r9k/, and even /tttt/ were announcing the death of lolcow. I hope they never find out about its return kek

No. 2163118

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made an order on stylevana more than a month ago and it still hasn't shipped out because there's one product that's apparently not in stock im going crazy i just want .y.s

No. 2163218

I wish cats were not affected by incense and essential oils because i love them both so much but i also don't wanna accidentally kill my cats, you know? A stick of incense lasts me so long because normally I just light it up for a minute and turn it off, just enough to leave a slight scent kek

No. 2163232

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Just here, wishing to be tall. I'm not super short, I'm about 5'2'' but I wish I was like Carolyn Bessette

No. 2163246

>>2141639
>>2162871
ew I would be picking that shit up and throwing it away like the litter it is

No. 2163290

>>2163118
Kek my brother ordered a bunch of skincare and bath salts from there about 2 months ago and they still haven't arrived. I was thinking of buying from there too but I didn't know if the website was legit or not, so I decided to observe how his order goes, like a test subject. After reading your post too, I think I'll avoid them…Hope your stuff comes soon though, nona. What did you buy?

No. 2163298

I was smiled at today

No. 2163307

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i just saw that a follower of my art account has "DNI TERFS/RADFEMS" in their bio

No. 2163310

I got sleepy all of sudden but i just ordered a burger so i cant go nap. Fuck.

No. 2163329

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>>2163307
My troon followers after following me for cute art just to get notified of my bigoted terfy replies on random posts (picrel)

No. 2163348

I am so sick and I planned on using this weekend to do some really important schoolwork so I really wanted to grind it out today, which I haven’t been able to do because I woke up fucking sick. My nigel is at work for another hour, I need him to stop at the store and get me stouffer’s Mac and cheese or canned soup because I planned on making dinner tonight but I’m too weak to stand to cook. It’ll be like two hours before I can get a maccychee but my body needs warm carbs so badly even though all I’ve eaten today is carbs.

No. 2163354

Tidied my food cupboard, probably eating Hamburger Helper's crackhead cousin later (tinned corned beef with packet mac n' cheese).

No. 2163363

>>2163307
I honestly get a kick out of the fact that i follow people with that dni in their bios, even interact with them a bit and they have no idea lmao. They really thought they were clever with that shit.

No. 2163374

>>2163232
Same. 5’1, but I’ve always wanted to be an extremely tall woman. 6’4 is the ideal height for a girl to be, imo. I’d look down on all moids, and not just figuratively.

No. 2163378

Glad that the chilly weather is back, I like to sleep with all my blankets without sweating and putting some natural perfume on my pillow cases so I feel like a little fairy in her little forest home

No. 2163384

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>>2162871
>hello darkness my old friend

No. 2163388

>>2162871
Some homeless person will probably steal them all and try to sell them for crack. This all reeks of some weirdo New Age woman with a Michael's membership and zero talent.
>>2162888
Real hippies would've made the dolls out of woven grass. This shit just reeks of attention-seeking. And it's a fucking NATURE TRAIL! Anon, if I were you I'd start getting rid of this shit.

No. 2163407

Just ordered tteokbokki and snacks from Amazon.

No. 2163472

I am a stranger in a strange land, but I have no home to return to.
And my bars are painted gold, but they're still bars.

No. 2163475


No. 2163484

>>2163472
Did you mistake this for the lyrics thread nonners?

No. 2163530

>>2163484
>>2163475
No. I just hate my life and want to die, which is why I'm choosing not to treat my cancer. But I'm still very lonely.

No. 2163539

>>2163530
Well I was trying to be funny with the first reply but now I feel really bad. Take care of yourself anon

No. 2163578

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I just found out about a feature on the iPhone that identifies random things in your camera roll and it’s my new favorite thing. It’s so nice to go on nature walks and take pics of random plants/bugs/animals and see what they really are and where they’re from

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>>2163578
one more lol

No. 2163619

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I am so full.. so full of cheese
1/2 of 1/4c of shredded and some bites of a cheddar block

No. 2163792

>>2163290
I kept seeing mixed reviews of people saying they took a veeeery long time with shipping but I didn't think it was that bad so I decided to risk it kek I even contacted them and at 1st they were receptive, but they've stopped replying now. I guess if they don't ship it out by next week, I'll just bother them until they agree to cancel it.
Sucks because the stuff I bought, I had wanted for a long time. I got skin1004 centella cleansers and ampoule, the shiseido eyelash curler, the fino hairmask and the cezanne highlighter (which is what's out of stock).
Yesstyle is a bit more expensive but imo way more reliable, I also ordered some stuff from there and it's arrived without trouble in like 3 weeks

No. 2163844

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What have I done for YouTube to think my life has so little companionship that this would be an appropriate ad

No. 2163855

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it's such a weird and retarded hangup but i hate wishing happy birthday to classmates that i don't know well, i almost never do even when there's just a sheep chain of happy birthdays after one friend of the birthday boy/girl just HAD to post it in the main class messaging group, but i had to today bc it's our class rep's birthday and she dislikes me enough as is.

No. 2163865

>>2163855
Just ignore the group chat, how old are you all? 10? You don't need to respond to every tiny little message that's being posted.

No. 2163866

>>2163865
i do, but i just couldn't this time bc it's the class rep, im disgusted by my sheepish behaviour too.

No. 2163868

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>>2163866
Jesus nonna, do you live in an anime or something that you need to care about some lame ass class rep? Get a black bodysuit for Halloween so you can dress up as a spineless skeleton. I'm saying this from the apple bottom jeans of my heart, with the boots and the fur, please don't give importance to silly stuff like emotionless happy birthday messages to random people.
Like, I don't say happy birthday to like a 85% of my family because i can't be bothered to do so, I'm sure you can ignore some randos you only speak to for like 4 years at worst.

No. 2163873

>>2163868
>Get a black bodysuit for Halloween so you can dress up as a spineless skeleton.
nonnie i am naming you in my suicide note, and i hate that you have a point

No. 2163883

>>2163868
>I don't say happy birthday to like a 85% of my family
Reminds of my mom who forces me every year to wish a happy birthday to my aunt I don't speak to at all, I don't get why she does it, I just don't care about my extended family.

No. 2163884

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I finished an assignment near the locking time. As it was uploading the download speed was oscillating and I really thought it wasn’t going to turn in on time. It did! Whew.

No. 2163891

>>2163884
yay nonnie, i feel this, i've been having my midterms too, yesterday i submitted like 50 3d figures for my illustration subject and sat in class for our drawing test with a cold and fever, hope your day is going well, have some cake!

No. 2163902

>>2163891
Oh no nona, hopefully you get better soon. Going to class sick sucks but it’s a net loss to miss it. Last year I almost threw up in my chemistry lab but I stayed because I had to finish an experiment.

No. 2163923

I downloaded instagram for the first time ever a while back and even though I exclusively follow craft related creators, I keep getting tradwife and ragebait content shoved in my face. Now I get why anons are always talking about tradthots because it essentially didn't exist to me. I thought you had to actively look for and engage with that content to get it on your screen but apparently not.

No. 2163925

A TIF looking woman complimented my purse during a bus ride, it made me so happy that I decided not to go on KF for this one commute.

No. 2163930

>>2163925
>A TIF looking woman
That's kinda sexist, nona

No. 2163935

>>2163930
nta but a tif is a woman..

No. 2163936

>>2163935
but what makes her “tif-looking”?

No. 2163947

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Mixing Gatorade and Pinot Noir to make trashy sangria. Ah the simple joys in life.

No. 2163950

>>2163947
that thing is so cute whats her name

No. 2163951

>>2163950
Her name is a Oposum she rodent creature that coming from America lands.

No. 2163952

>>2163936
OP and she just had the zoomer themby phenotype (short hair, a bit chubby, anime merch), no need to read super deep into this. She didn't have any pronoun merch so hopefully she was just GNC.

No. 2163953

>>2163952
>(short hair, a bit chubby, anime merch)
this be any nonna from /g/

No. 2163957

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I had my morning coffee and now i am going to draw. Yesterday i drew for 4 hours so i am hoping i can make it 6 todays. WAGMI.

No. 2163961

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>>2163951
>rodent
She's a marsupial!

No. 2163974

I realised I can make my own chicken nuggets this week and I’ve made them 4 times since. Need to stop. I can’t keep buying and blending whole loaves of bread at this frequency

No. 2163996

>the glass bus stop shelter is smashed to bits
>glass all over the ground
>call non-emergency number on my city website to report it
>dispatcher transfers me to another person
>hmm ok?
>”911 what’s your emergency”
?????

No. 2164063

Whipping cream is so delicious. After cutting sugar and carbs, whipping cream is my best friend. Being an adult is drinking whipping cream.

No. 2164105

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i just ordered food and its going to take an hour to get here the fuck, i am hungry as shit

No. 2164128

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>>2163951
Wait til you hear about the Australian kind

No. 2164134

>>2164128
>Australian possum pronounced possum
>American opossum also pronounced possum
English is such a dumb language I refuse believe it isn't a British psyop.
Silent p in psyop too. Wtf? Zero sense

No. 2164198

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me and my nonnies

No. 2164214

Just hangin around

No. 2164262

One of you guys posted a Karen gif yesterday while I was watching her Too Young to Die episode and the coincidence is still making me kek, but I'm also thinking of her right now and she just deserved so much more love than she received. Stupid fucking faggot Richard deserved to kick the bucket

No. 2164303

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why must my favorite communities eventually be swarmed by annoying teens OR coomer brain moids ughhhhhh

No. 2164306

For the second time, a moid has pulled up the death scene of my husbando after arguing with me.

No. 2164318

I keep looking at cats for sale/adoption online and it literally breaks my heart every time because I can't take in any pets right now. I literally just saw the cutest kitten on Facebook marketplace and now I'm upset because I can't have her/him. I need to stop doing this to myself.

No. 2164348

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I will be so sad the day flickr closes. I know its going to be soon because all non big three websites have been closing this decade. I love to look at all the old 00s cosplays and laugh at vintage trannies like pic rel. Weebs in the 00s seemed more normal and happy.

No. 2164359

>>2164348
If flickr closes my entire childhood would be deleted. I used to scroll flickr for hours staring at doll photography like bratz, monster high, barbie, etc. A ginormous chunk of fashion doll collecting hobby history would be lost, as well as doll customization tutorials you couldn't really find elsewhere. It would be so sad.

No. 2164360

>>2164303
because it’s time to stop being an adult with a 12 year old mind anon

No. 2164389

Wasted my whole day, what should I do to make it feel like I did something?

No. 2164391

>>2164389
make a smoothie/drink in a new way

No. 2164411

>>2164389
Go clean your toilet. Doesn’t take long and feels nice to have a clean toilet.

No. 2164478

i woke up with a stray cat with his head deep into my cat's food bag. My cat started growling at him and he ran off. I understand cats are territorial but that was such a fatso move. I left the stray cat some food outside.

No.