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No. 2005226
>>2005217I can't prove it, but definitely not a fed, but yeah I see how talking about trouble with the law and crimes could be
problematic as practically any Internet interaction is recorded somewhere
It's just a talk thread though
>>2005223What did they do?
No. 2005240
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>>2005215omg haha!! what a funny thread!! wouldn't it be funny if nonnies accidently revealed all of their warcrimes!!! oops! what a girly joke!!
No. 2005266
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I peaked my NSA agent listening to me on my Echo Dot and made three highway patrol men cry, what have you done for your country lately glowy?
No. 2005280
>>2005278You forgot to mention that you found oil in your backyard,
nonnie.
No. 2005292
>>2005215Years ago my friend got arrested/raided by the police when she threw a house party because someone there decided to sell and the buyer turned out to be a DEA agent. She described it as like 20 agents and dogs surrounding the house screaming at everyone to come out. Some people managed to run and get away (behind her house is a huge forest so I guess they ran there?) but she got charged which sucks.
As for me I haven't done anything noteworthy, but as a kid my white friend and I would walk around stores. I'd get followed around while she'd steal and then we'd leave and split the goods lol.
No. 2005348
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>>2005285Target is my favorite place to shoplift from.
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>>2005285I managed to lift one of these. Probably my proudest thieving moment
>>2005234Burglary nona got parole
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>>2005363Linking so people can see kek
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my guilty conscience cant take it anymore i admit it! i used to steal plastic jewelry and shiny gems whenever i went to the store to buy clothes as a child, i couldn't resist the shiny glitter gems on the dresses
No. 2005388
>>2005285i very rarely shoplift but it’s only ever small things like a tube of chapstick or gum. that said i did steal a watermelon once. just put it in my cart and did not scan it once i reached self checkout.
i’d love shoplifting tips though kek
No. 2006279
>>2005298Everytime I see something that was trapped under a ridiculous price, my last possession was a bouncy ball shaped like an egg.
>>2005388Be a woman (people get less suspicious) and wear oversized clothes, it's really easy to slip a bunch of small things.
If there are cameras recording you or staff nearby then go to the item to want to steal and grab two of them at the same time, slip one as quickly as possible inside your sleeve and check the second out just to put it back, this only works with small things.
No. 2006338
>>2005371'wait til they've stolen x value of items before nabbing them' is def a thing that not enough people know about. They'll sit back and monitor you across multiple visits, letting you walk out the door with stolen items till you've finally hit the.. k now it's a felony threshold. Adding up your total the whole time till it's worth their time to act on it.
I grew up with security in my family and they'd talk about certain neighbors being shoplifters before they ever knew they'd been caught so the long game thing isn't new but there's alot of police bodycam vids up on youtube lately since walmart is going hard with the collect evidence now and hit you with a felony later game
No. 2006378
>>2005653>>2006338It depends on the store's policies and discretion. Where I work, we will "let" you steal for a bit just so we have actual proof of your intent, but we have detained people for a total of like…150 bucks aggregated. We don't aim to charge people with felonies, we just want proof that you're actually stealing and we have grounds to trespass you so we don't have to deal with you anymore. I don't necessarily care about the store losing money because I work for a corporate chain, but theft DOES impact the store. Thieves are generally sloppy as shit, they mess up the zone, they create work for my coworkers (especially the pussy asses that load up full carts and then get scared and just leave them laying around instead of pushing out or concealing, causing reshop and food waste). Loss also fucks with our inventory, so if you order something online it ends up getting cancelled because someone stole it. The system also just doesn't know you stole, so it doesn't know to repopulate the salesfloor with inventory from the backroom, so the spot you stole from is just empty until someone audits it manually.
When it comes to criminal charges though, if you are stealing cartloads of shit or treating me and my coworkers like shit, I am retaining every last bit of evidence and definitely hitting you with felony theft if I can help it, but generally I just want thieves to fuck off and go somewhere else. No hate to my criminal nonnies, but thievery is generally just kind of ratchet behavior, and when a bunch of people are stealing the store goes to shit kek.
>I went through a phase in 2020 where I was stealing damn near thousands weekly and nothing happenedPeople were being soft on property crime during the pandemic, so you got pretty lucky. The hammer is coming back down, so if you want to steal again just don't be greedy, and comply with employees if you get caught.
Also, being on the "same side" as the cops is pretty funny for multiple reasons. I have had to scold some of them for their attitudes toward theft. Some of them will arrest a thief for me and afterwards say "why didn't you just kick them out before they stole?" Uh because it's not a crime until they leave, idiot? You want me to discriminate against people just because they look homeless and they picked out a 150 dollar blender? That's bigotry, baby. Also, on the other hand, some of the better ones will develop a soft spot for you and go ham when someone lifts a finger towards you. One of our regular thieving moids shoved me when we tried to detain him and the cop we called said "Oh, he shoved someone? HE SHOVED ANON??" and he hunted the thief down and tackled the shit out of him kek, very satisfying.
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When I was 11 or so my friend and I set up a plan where one of us would distract the local cashier (tiny town) and the other would steal 2 ice creams or a pack of gum.
We only did it twice, and looking back on it the 20 year old something cashier most likely knew what we were doing but did not care one bit about it.
My aunt solo-ran a stationery shop and sometimes when she went away to pee I yoinked some sticker sets and a couple of fake piercings as well.
Wish I had committed more crimes as a child because that's when you can get away with it.
No. 2006898
>>2005385Same, it's probably the only illegal thing i do on a constant basis, I'm way too nerdy and antisocial to actually go out and have trouble with the law myself.
>>2005387They massacred my boy Miguel on that movie so bad.
No. 2007259
>>2005366I found the others
Firework anon (she's out now btw)
>>>/ot/1804049Graduation anon
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lol when I was in my early 20’s a guy I was stalking got a restraining order against me. It’s true that I was stalking my him but my lawyer clearly laid out to the judge that what I did didn’t meet the legal definition of stalking/harassment/intimidation, but the pick me bitch judge approved of the restraining order anyway.
I was able to get it removed and scrubbed from my record by my states appellate court, but yeah the entire process was a pain in the ass. I got really lucky though and my lawyer worked for me pro bono.
Also the dumbass judge got national news attention two years later because she prevented the deportation of an armed carjacker only for him to violently murder a doctor soon after.
No. 2007296
>>2007283kangmoro
>>2007286he wasn’t attractive in the face, but he was tall and had a lot of money
No. 2007297
>>2007271Dumbass judge. You should periodically smear her online to add to the articles. Never let her live it down.
Based lawyer though. Also based of you. I am too nervous to stalk my crush but God how I wish I could tie him up like that pic.
No. 2007322
>>2007293I spam messaged all his family and coworkers that I was his wife and pregnant and I needed to know his whereabouts, looking back it was incredibly cringe and embarrassing but I only feel bad for myself, not him. Ugh I didn’t deserve that restraining order, it’s not like I’m some violent moid who beat his gf or whatever the fuck
>>2007297I know I got so lucky with the lawyer
As for the judge, I’m kind of afraid to even post anything about her because judges have a god-tier status and any minor criticism of them online can get you in trouble. She was getting roasted by conservative media though and I think she was even on Fox News after that doctor murder case. Crazy how she had more sympathy for that feral criminal enough to prevent his deportation and not me, a simple, down bad girl
>>2007302>>2007315I know, tbh I wish I could go back in time and never even meet him. I fold for any guy that is mildly flirtatious with me
No. 2012510
>>2006864>>2006870yeah, i would report it
they wont care that your not in the us
ive done it when i reported a norwegian making oslo shooting threats to the oslo police despite being in the uk
many countries have agreements and cooporate when it comes to crime
No. 2012520
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>>2012514DON'T USE JARS, LIGHT THE POOP ON FIRE
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>>2012523WEAR GLOVES
STOLEN GLOVES
STEAL THE POOP TOO
No. 2012573
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the fuck is happening in this thread
No. 2012625
>>2007261Old reply but
Police running the account
>They seem responsible and reasonable. Florida PD gets a bad rep so it looks good for them. If it was run by the cops they aren't showing body cams with them going in guns blazing. I guess you could call it copaganda but I'm not a fan of that wordRandom person running the account
>Get dollars from those clicks from publicly accessible videos>Get paid by people to take down those videos. When I got arrested there was a few sites that had my mug shot up where I could pay to take it down so my name wouldn't be the first thing you see on Google Images. They could still find my mug shot but you would have to request every states court site. No. 2013770
I got a DV battery charge dropped by the state and spent a night in jail over it and it fucking sucked.
>>2006740Jail was not fun wtf
>>2007254There weren’t any pests and everybody was pretty obsessively clean but it was gross and demeaning and the food was garbage. Psych wards suck too but they’re like a vacation compared to jail. Fuck jail.
No. 2014360
>>2012625I have never been able to find my mugshots which is a shame because I knew it was coming so I got my hair and make up done and wore a flattering colored dress. I didn't want to look trashy if I ended up on the TV over it.
>>2013682Whenever I see women having a breakdown in public, I have nothing but sympathy for them and figure they're literally having the worst day of their life. But I feel nothing but a sense of unease over the danger when I see a man having a breakdown in public.
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>>2016117Actually more like 5k
No. 2016129
>>2016126The site is owned by someone in England so I can kinda see info sharing happening but I can't see the cops going for international data requests unless it was super serious
>>2016125Not enough if you ask me
No. 2016170
>>2016151Sorry I deleted my comment because I thought it might be offensive. Here's what i said
Mention the Malvinas. That usually gets a reaction
No. 2016187
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>>2016170MALVINNNAAAAS !!!!!! ARGENTINASSS!!!!!
I WILL SHOPLIFT THE MALVINAS!! PUT THEM IN MY BRA AND STEAL THEM!!!
dw nonnie, most young people don't feel too strongly about them, it only starts to becomes a sensitive issue because brittoids online will intentionally treat you like shit and taunt you when they hear where you're from