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No. 1828726

Do you even know what day it is??

>1824474

No. 1828729

Sorry sorry don’t chimp at me >>1824474

No. 1828731

I guess this one was borne first

No. 1828736

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Merry christmas dumbasses

No. 1828737

>>1828736
Merry Christmas Michael Jackson

No. 1828739

>>1828721
I mean yeah of course how your genitals smell is biological. Idk what you're trying to say anon.

No. 1828740

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>>1828737
Hee hee thanks darling

No. 1828742

my cat just bit me. Someone woke up grumpy it seems.

No. 1828743

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Why am I always a few seconds behind someone else goddam you Michael chan

No. 1828748

>>1828743
I apologize Jimmy Kong. You’ll be the next threadpic kek it’s been decided!

No. 1828750

Was this thread also made by a newfag?

No. 1828751

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I mean I guess it's better than diva cup shot

No. 1828752

>>1828750
It was made by your stepdad

No. 1828753

>>1828751
Stupid question, but what is this gif from?

No. 1828754

>>1828740
They look like they took the "here's what you look like as black and chinese" meme and applied it to a selfie of a lesbian

No. 1828757

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>threadpic

No. 1828760

>>1828757
This looks like Asstarion to me

No. 1828761

>>1828757
He's wearing the wrong lipstick color

No. 1828763

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Where my tuberous breast girlies at?? Sound off in the comments, I'm here nonnita

No. 1828769

>>1828750
It was a photo posted in the prev thread it made me laugh

No. 1828773

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The celebricow thread is nearly full again.

No. 1828775

>>1828763
Tumbleweeds.

No. 1828776

>>1828763
my breasts are tubular and long if that’s what you mean, but somehow my nipples are still perky

No. 1828788

Killing the thread every time by saying some weird shit like "anybody with torpedo tits online" "can my left-leaning clitty ladies please stand up"

No. 1828793

Anons with #91566b labia please report for duty.

No. 1828795

I hate OCs so fucking much. They are the plague of female art spaces alongside troon ideology.

No. 1828799

>>1828795
I'm with you 100%. Fuck OCs and especially fuck OC x Canon, it makes me want to vomit.

No. 1828807

>>1828793
I did a survery and there are only #3b71aa present atm

No. 1828814

>>1828760
it is a mod of him

No. 1828816

>>1828788
This is the first time I've ever said that, also isn't this thread supposed to be for weird shit? Sorry I just thought it'd be funny

No. 1828820

>>1828799
self inserts are cool, i just hate retarded ocs that look like genshit characters that the artists never uses for anything but retarded memes and illustrations of their oc in a white void. Boring as fuck. OC circles also always turn into circlejerks.

No. 1828825

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thank you, yume gachashit, for motivating me to work so i can pay you to obtain a .jpg of an anime boy

No. 1828830

>>1828825
I'm gonna screenshot your anime boy for free

No. 1828831

>>1828830
you cant screenshot his 3D outfit and live2D

No. 1828862

>>1828799
I've read fanfic where the OC was just a stepping stone for the character to end up with another canon character and I'm still mad about it because the OC was better written and I don't get why the author cucked her character like that by killing her off in such a stupid, shitty way especially when the winning canon character sucked in canon and sucked in her fanfic. So it's rare but sometimes OC X Canon is OK. I think it can also work for stories where the Canon Character had no love interest and no other character in the cast that functions as a love interest.

>>1828753
I think it is from In Bruges

No. 1828888

I hate that the term "original character" or OC is used for "fan characters" so now you get people sperging the fuck out everywhere about how much they hate "OCs" when they mean they hate retarded Sonic mary sues. The term "original character" should be reserved for those created for their own stories and universes and not as an extension of an already established property. When I talk about my own stories and characters and call them "OCs" some dumbass always interprets it wrong and starts bitching about how all OCs are worthless ego strokes and it isn't until 30 minutes into the conversation that you find out they're talking about an entirely different issue.

No. 1828894

>>1828888
I guess you saw that post about hating OCs

No. 1828905

I accidentally liked an Instagram picture of a guy I matched with on hinge over 2 years ago who ghosted me. The picture was him and his new gf on holiday in their swimwear. Should I KMS? I don’t even like him like that, im not even bitter that he ghosted since I ghost people all the time, I’m just a nosey fucker. Now he probably thinks I do. God I wish people would just have private accounts so I don’t go stalking them with my shitty butterfingers god I hate myself. What do I do? The pics like 6 months old, I have a unique name so he will probably know it’s me as he shows up on people you may know since we have each others phone number. I’ve blocked him but he will still get the notification. The only solution is to decide I don’t give a shit what he thinks but I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING CREEEEP.

No. 1828906

>>1828888
I agree, the terms aren't specific enough. OC means something and it doesn't really seem fit to characterize the original characters in a published novel or comic. When I hear the term 'OC' I don't think of an original character in a published story even though the entire cast might be original. I think of characters who are made to exist exclusively in reference sheets and doodles. They never actually get used in anything other than maybe roleplay that most of the audience never sees. Maybe they get a series of illustrations made of them but that's kind of it.

It also bothers me when a one off character design for an art piece gets described as an OC, often by people who are not the artists. Maybe the artist just wanted to make a nice fantasy painting of a fairy, doesn't mean the fairy subject should be referred to as an OC.

No. 1828908

>>1828905
Maybe he's sick of his wife, who knows?

No. 1828909

>>1828905
Samefag I did this with some other guy I scheduled a date with. I stalked his account over 4 years back and then I went on the profile of one of his female friends and accidentally liked a pic of her with her fucking nephew and he cancelled the date and then ghosted me. I suspect that’s why, it could be some other reason of course or he just cba to meet me and I hope that’s the case. If his female friend told him i liked the pic of her with her nephew then everyone thinks im a stalker pedo.

No. 1828912

>>1828908
What the hell are you talking about? Are you replying to the wrong post?

No. 1828915

>>1828912
Nah, I'm just saying he might want to hook up so it's just a happy accident. Don't go too hard on yourself you never know what's behind the photo

No. 1828917

>>1828905
i hate how easy it is to accidentally like a post. i stg it's like that on purpose. i think about the time i accidentally liked a man's post over a year ago at this point, but the rush of embarrassment that came over me lasts til this very day

No. 1828919

>>1828915
I wouldn’t even want him if he did since I’m in a talking stage with someone better and even so he actually seems to love her a lot.

No. 1828920

>>1828917
Right? Why is it so fucking easy? It’s because they love stirring up shit. Fuck Instagram.

No. 1828929

>>1828888
OCs are shit. There is no difference between a sonic donut steel or some artist's ocs that just the artist fetishes into an useless character. Either develop a story and put your retarded OCs into something or stop complaing about being on the same level as some brony's self insert pony oc.

No. 1828933

KEK thread pic nice

No. 1828946

>>1828888
I mean I hate OC's in fanfic and in serious shows where it's all very cast driven and it doesn't make sense to have this new rando.
The best ones to have OC's in are established canon where there are huge gaps not related to the main characters like for example almost every hunger game has no named tributes, arenas, and circumstances so easy fit. Probably why the fanhungergame concept is so well used. But wouldn't be a good addition to the already established plot because the characters are so central to the conflict as rebels.

In art I don't care about them.

No. 1828948

>>1828946
You're doing the exact thing here. Talking about OCs as an umbrella term when you mean fanmade characters specifically.

>>1828929
I'm sorry you aren't creative enough to make up your own content and stories instead of only consooming fanart and fanfics but don't lash out at people who are.

No. 1828952

>>1828948
Yeah Original characters 90% are fanmade in established canon, making up own OC's as a hobby is interesting as a kid but fairly odd as an adult if you don't plan to do anything with it but not a disgrace, I've found in common in those who wish to break through a creative barrier but aren't skilled enough likemyselfasachildlol. But if you do plan to use it for more, more power to you.

No. 1828957

>>1828946
I know it's an unpopular opinion but I actually prefer to read fanfic that is just about OCs for some fandoms. I just want to see more of the world created but I'm super persnickety about how the canon characters are written and I mostly find them to be OOC so reading about OCs is actually preferable. Anything that has an element of choice for how you characterize your game character also ends up biasing me towards OC fanfic. I've read Harry Potter OC fanfic I liked, for example.

No. 1828958

>>1828952
Always thought that the people with an autistic, inexplicable hate for OCs are the kind who created uninspired mary sues when they were 12 but were too lazy and void of creativity to do any worldbuilding for them and now they project their own childhood failure onto everyone who's actually creating original content so thanks for proving me right.

No. 1828963

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Proof that demons are real

No. 1828965

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>>1828948
>I'm sorry you aren't creative enough to make up your own content and stories instead of only consooming fanart and fanfics but don't lash out at people who are.
i make original paintings with originals characters, but they arent shitty ocs. This is why i hate octards, it's no wonder ocs are so popular with shitty westoid artists but not with japanese artists.

No. 1828967

>>1828888
>>1828906
When I hear "OC" I always think about a specific community of artists and writers that's very tumblr-centric and has a lot of underage people. I guess it's not really well-defined as a community in the way that something like "harry potter fans" is, since it's not based on anything in particular, but I think you get what I'm referring to. There's a certain overlapping culture to it.
I recently found an old post I made as a teen simply saying I'm "not into OCs anymore" even though I still enjoy character building, I just outgrew the community and got sick of the constant sperging over gender and "problematic" stuff and porn.
Maybe this is arguably more unhinged but nowadays I have fully original characters who participate in a loose narrative in my head that I simply do not reveal to anybody because I don't care to invite autism and I have fun with it on my own. Sometimes I see things in the world and think "ah, this is like x with y," and it's just a totally self-referential thing that nobody else would get.

No. 1828985

>>1828967
There's definitely a culture to it and it seems to encompass specific artstyles

No. 1828987

>>1828963
i can't help but admire this woman

No. 1828989


No. 1829000

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bedtime, bedtime. p.s. watsky is CUTE

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>>1828989
has a billionaire wrapped around her finger despite looking botched and being middle aged, was smart to quickly bag him instead of letting him lead her on. also they look funnily ridiculous together and i like them together, even though bezos is a demon.

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>>1828795
>>1828799
>>1828862
>>1828929
>>1828946
>>1828948
>>1828952
damn…i make a bunch of ocs to ship with my husbandos. do you guys hate me?

No. 1829008

>>1829004
bezos is strange in that he's objectively the more actually powerful billionaire, more than Gates, Musk, and Zuckerberg, but people seem to hate on him way less compared to those 3

No. 1829010

>>1829008
I think its cause he attention whores less than the rest

No. 1829011

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>>1829005
I don't hate you nonny I could never hate you

No. 1829012

>>1829005
as long it isn't ddlg kink shit, you will always be 10000% more based then fujos or "dark-fiction enjoyers" and other losers. .

No. 1829013

>>1829004
>>1829004
is this bezos a manlet or is this a weird AI picture because his torso looks short af

No. 1829014

>>1829008
Musk is publicly cringy and embarassing, Zuckerberg had a whole movie made about how much of a sociopath he is. Bezos is devil incarnate but his shenanigans aren't that public besides the affair and divorce thing, and at the first sight he kinda reminds you of a weird but harmless uncle.

No. 1829016

>>1829013
he's a 1,71 (5'6) manlet

No. 1829017

>>1829010
>>1829014
This, Elon and Bill Gates try way too hard to pretend that they're making some positive impact in the world, that they're humanitarians in some way, or that they're "men of the people." Bezos doesn't do that, he's a rich billionaire who wants to be richer and he doesn't pretend he's anything more than

No. 1829020

>>1829004
Same I ship them so hard, even though im not exactly a fan. I don’t know what it is but they’re perfect together. Like Charles and Camilla. If either of them were good people it would be a shame so it’s kind of sweet when two awful people fall in love.

No. 1829021

>>1829014
I find him evil yet likeable. I like his psychopathic android laugh as well. It’s unsettling yet infectious. I’d defo do coke with him and his wife, they look fun. I’d be careful not to pass out around them in case they drink my blood.

No. 1829023

>>1829005
self inserts>DND tier OCs with long retarded backstories that are only going to be used to make shitty meme art and pinups in a white void

No. 1829025

>>1828963
>>1829004
They're such ugly people inside and out so they match. Mackenzie was always too good for Jefe.

No. 1829026

>>1829005
if you spam character tags with your oc x canon content then i hate you. otherwise you do you

No. 1829028

on my way to get cancelled on twitter over drawing lewds of my husbandos

No. 1829032

>>1829021
Like >>1829017 anon said, I kinda like him for unapologetically being an evil billionaire stereotype. And I know it's pathetic and low-tier but I kinda like that he dates women his age (he still cheated on his wife but at least with similarly evil botched girlboss barbie and not some barely legal model) and doesn't think he's God's gift to mankind, he just wants to unethically earn more money. Compare that to Elon with his breeding obsession (Bezos has three bio children and one adopted daughter).

No. 1829035

>>1829004
Money truly can't buy good taste

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>>1829004
i love this because it reminds me of picrel art and memes

No. 1829048

>>1829023
nah OCs >>>> self inserts.
ocs at least have a modicum of creativity. self inserts are when you're so devoid of imagination you can't even project onto a character and can't relate to anything that isn't literally about your own self

No. 1829051

>>1829048
ocs arent creative

No. 1829054

>>1829051
i said "a modicum". yeah most of them are a bunch of clichés but it's better than just making it all about yourself

No. 1829056

>>1829017
To be fair Gates is the least despicable tech billionaire, doesn't mean he's an angel and he treated his wife like shit because scrotes are gonna scrote but if I had to pick one I'd rather get his boomer ass than any of the psychopaths from Gen X. At least he has the decency to not say every horrible post capitalist thought he has out loud. I get the "at least you know what you're getting" but the thing is that people like Musk and Bezos being open about their awfulness helps normalize it. Just look at the amount of cryptobros who unironically simp for daddy Muskrat and want to be just like him.

No. 1829057

>>1829048
I agree. Self insert people are the most insufferable and uncreative people I've ever met.

No. 1829058

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>>1829054
i have seen self insert art thats really interesting and creative, meanwhile i dont think i have ever seen an oc that wasnt the authors fetishes, something stolen from pinterest or some clone of an original character

No. 1829063

>>1829058
how on earth are SIs creative when you don't even bother to make something up, just add your into eberything? it's as creatively bankrupt as reader insert, you have 0 imagination of you can't even project into fiction without having it be about yourself

No. 1829064

How do the "OCs are cringe stolen fetish fuel!!!!!!!!" people think new media comes into fruition? Someone just asks the lore gods to give them stories and characters and Netflix makes a show out of them? I genuinely don't understand this autism about them because it makes sense, are people just supposed to only contribute fanart and fanfiction without ever trying to create something on their own? Is there a certain sales threshold after which an "OC" becomes a "real character"? Are old painters cringe OC havers for drawing characters that don't exist?
>inb4 but it's different when you actually do something with them and create original stories!!!
Oh gee, it's almost as if it's this exact shit described here. >>1828888

No. 1829070

>>1829064
the posts above you are talking about "OCs" in the fanfic sense, as in "non-canon characters inserted into a pre-existing story". of course no one has an issue with original fiction

No. 1829071

>>1828963
At least in that picture, Bezos would be somewhat handsome if he had hair and a soul.

No. 1829073

>>1829071
Nonnie, I'm gonna need you to rethink that post kek

No. 1829075

>>1829073
I stand by my word, at least until I'm fully sober.

No. 1829079

>>1829063
that artist self insert art is miles more creative than a shitty oc thats just a bunch of concepts stolen from pinterest. Ocs arent interesting, otherwise the artist would make a real story instead of random characters.

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No. 1829083

>>1829064
you are retarded, i am not talking about someone creating a story with fully fledged characters in them, those arent ocs. literally no one considers naruto miyamoto's donut steel. ocs are just fetish fuel or some sad attempt at character design by a lazy artist that cant think of anything else. Japanese artists constantly come up with interesting designs for single illustrations, meanwhile westerners make one shitty oc and spam their galleries with that shit that no one but them cares about. They area a plague in western art spaces and fucking ugly and uninteresting to anyone but the artist.

No. 1829086

>>1829070
But like said those are just fanmade characters yet anons here are moving the goalposts regarding the definition of OCs left and right. Suddenly they're self-inserts shoehorned into an existing story, now they're random characters made for a fanfic, now it regards all original content unless it's for a published story with a big girl editor. It's retardation, artists draw and paint their "OCs" all the time for illustrative purposes even if they didn't create a full length comic book or a movie for them because it stands for original character, a character you created for yourself. At least use the correct terminology, it's like saying all fruit is shit because you hate oranges and pineapple.

No. 1829089

>>1828726
I was looking up info on the biopic they're making about mj atm and I ended up on a fansite where women were sharing gifs of all the different times he got boners on stage. Usually while performing beat it. I'm not even joking.

No. 1829093

>>1829083
>WESTERN THIS WESTERN THAT MUH SUPERIOR NIPPONESE ARTISTS
Oh it's a braindead /ic/ /beg/, should've known.

No. 1829095

>>1829086
you're the one who doesn't understand terminology. the discussion above your post was about OCs inserted into canon stories. OCs are fictional, self inserts are literally the writer inserting themselves, in both cases they're being shoved into someone else's existing story.
using "oc" to mean "non-canon character inserted into canon" has been accepted terminology for decades. the "original" part is to differentiate them from CANON characters.
characters that aren't inserted into someone's canon aresn't OCs they're just fictional characters. some people use the term OC too liberally but int his discussion we were very much talking about OCs in fanworks.
no one's shifting goalposts we were simply not talking about original fiction. hth

No. 1829102

>>1829095
>using "oc" to mean "non-canon character inserted into canon" has been accepted terminology for decades.
"OC" means "original creation", "original content" or "original character". Not "non canon fan character" exclusively. Those fan characters are OCs like any other original creation, but not all OCs are fan characters. If you ask any artist or writer what an OC is, they'll tell you "original character", and when they're talking about their characters they're working on, especially in the early developmental stages, they will call them "my OCs".

No. 1829112

>>1829102
in the previous discussion we were using "oc" to mean "original character" as opposed to canon character. the discussion was avout fanworks and pairing ocs and self inserts with canon characters. the term "oc" has been commonly accepted to mean "fan character" in fanfic circles since the aughts. those are the goalposts and they haven't shifted

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Do you think I could get away with making a fake car tag? How closely do cops even look at those, has anyone tried before?

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No. 1829147

>>1829093
i like western artists, that's why it sucks western art communities have been poisoned by boring ocfags. ocs are a western only disease. Westoids will shit their pants at qte grill n25415 boring ugly OC like pic rel.

No. 1829183

I appreciate when I find female let's play YouTubers for kind of childish games that are more "mature". Not mature as in excessive cussing or sexual jokes, but just not speaking in a high pitched voice and exaggerating their reactions to everything. yeah this is about Minecraft. Stardew Valley does not have this issue anywhere near as bad ime

No. 1829205

I wanna make playlists for each member for the Eltingville Club and wanna ask for nonnies'suggestions but they'll think i'm a retarded tiktoker type fan instead of an og and then they'll boolly me

No. 1829206

why am i fat

No. 1829207

>>1829140
No. Maybe fake temp tag, but not for long. Cops get bored. Why can’t you get a real one? Stolen car? Shady deal? Just get someone to shop the documents and get it registered.

No. 1829208

>>1829206
Because you consume more calories than you expend.

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>>1829205
Imagine being this concerned with the opinions of anonymous strangers online. Live your life girl!

No. 1829213

>>1829206
genedigs

No. 1829217

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>OCs
>self inserts

No. 1829218

>>1829206
because i hate you

No. 1829222

>>1829211
You're right, i should go for it thank you mysterious anon

No. 1829228

>>1829095
OC as used by artists and as used by fanfic writers mean slightly different things. An artist OC often doesn’t have anything to do with any pre existing media and often doesn’t have any writing involved to them. Fanfic OCs by definition are part of preexisting media and DO have actual writing to them.

No. 1829237

>>1829205
you are cringe kys(a-logging)

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>>1829222
I believe in you, follow your heart

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>>1828740
With such confusion, don't it make you wanna screeeeam

No. 1829270

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Someone decided to boil fabulouso and it's irritating my throat. It doesn't even smell that good.

No. 1829277

I tried to watch some Masterchef USA and I had to turn it off because the constant action movie music makes it impossible to focus. The dramatic pauses, the explosions, the weird string screeches and zooms when a judge asks "someone's going home, is it you?" for the 20th time during that episode, how do americans deal? Why are they adding generic epic string orchestra movie music number 200 sample pack to every show? I just wanted to watch some cooking with a touch of drama, not Mad Max Fury Road.

No. 1829280

>>1829270
>boiling cleaning products to make your house smell good
These retards can just get some of those Bath&Body Works plug-ins if they want the smell of sparkly chemical lung cancer. OR they could at least boil up actual ingredients and follow a recipe for stove top potpourri and have a genuinely great natural smell

No. 1829282

>>1829270
Isn't that highly dangerous? Boiling cleaning products will make it evaporate and you're basically huffing chemical shit. My grandma would just take an orange, put it on the heater and the house would smell fresh. Chemical cleaning products always smell like shit because it's always this unnatural acidic hospital-like smell that makes me gag.

No. 1829284

I hate waking up and feeling vomity I had such a scary nightmare that random women I encountered were having miscarriages in front of me and i absolutely hated it

No. 1829289

>>1829284
Holy shit that's such a messed up nightmare. I hope your dreams get better soon and you feel less vomity later nonna

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>>1829280
I hadn't understood anon's post cause I didn't know what fabulouso was, but seriously people are boiling cleaning products?

No. 1829292

If I ever witnessed charli XCX singing boom clap I don’t even know what I’d think

No. 1829293

>>1829289
Thank you nonnie I needed to hear that ♥

No. 1829294

>>1829280
It’s much nicer to just throw some herbs and essential oils into a little crock pot that’s full of water, that’s what my mom does and the house smells soo good and never chemically

No. 1829299

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Hey nonnies i want to wish you all a merry christmas. The internet is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don't even read and just like. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best group of spergs i've ever interacted with.

No. 1829300

>>1829143
Girl cops in your area don’t run plates when they are on the road? The cops out here are brutal and will literally run peoples plates out of boredom when sitting at a light or on the freeway

No. 1829302

File: 1703618832330.png (497.22 KB, 761x1145, Screenshot_20231226-202348.png)

I hate men, there should be research done on testosterone and brain damage kek. For reference, this is from a fantasy rpg app where you barely even chat

No. 1829303

Giving my cat extra treats for being my perfect excuse to cancel new years plans

No. 1829306

>>1829300
good. human traffickers, car thieves, maniacs with arrest warrants should not be free and at ease

No. 1829311

>>1829300
idk it's just a funny screenshot i found online. i don't even drive

No. 1829355

File: 1703621929695.jpg (98.42 KB, 1200x790, Simulating-newborn-face-percep…)

Those influencer parents who make their kids nurseries and bedrooms completely beige and grey are so fucked up knowing that babies can't fully see until they're like a year old. Just wait, in ten years there's gonna be studies showing that those kids have worse vision than children who had regular colorful rooms and toys.

No. 1829358

>>1829355
i didn't even know that this is why children's toys are so colorful and bright until i saw the comments under vidrel. fucked up how beige parents are messing up their kids for clout.

No. 1829362

>>1829358
What in the actual fuck

No. 1829366

>>1829358
honestly the tree looks pretty cute lol but yeah this is terrible for children. kids just wanna play they dont care about the ~beige aesthetic~

No. 1829368

>>1829366
It looks worse, it's badly spray painted, the paint will chip and the kid will absorb all those chemicals in their system. But everything for an aesthetic I guess

No. 1829375

>>1829358
Are these paints even safe for kids? Kids usually put the toys in their mouths.

No. 1829381

>>1829358
Her expressions piss me off

No. 1829388

>>1829358
She should just admit she's doing this for herself and not for the child. Plus the idea of the bright colors is to, and you may not even have thought about it, teach the toddlers important shit like colors while playing because that's what matters, not the fact that it's cute or whatever, she could've just made new ornaments for the tree so it was some actual diy craft shit that she could've done with her child, so they could've bonded, made memories and other things. But content comes first.

No. 1829391

Went to a local store and it was closed today which is fine but the owner was inside and we had this long awkward eye contact moment where I was rattling the locked door trying to get in before I realized it was closed. I'm so embarrassed kek. Wtf I wish I knew it was closed I wouldn't have rattled the door like a gorilla.

No. 1829400

>>1829391
This reminds me of the time I went to a pottery studio I did some work at to pick my pieces up while they were technically closed. The owner opened the door for me, I strolled in like I owned the place and got a few steps in before realizing it was empty and I should tell him what I was there for kek. It was so awkward, he just stared at me when I was walkinh.

No. 1829412

>>1829358
The toy in itself is dumb but she made it even worse

No. 1829420

>>1829358
It's just toys, but it's so obvious that she's only doing this for HER and the "aesthetic" she wants instead of for her baby. Part of the fun when you're that age is looking at a variety of different colors, learning them, and gathering creativity on how to use different colors. If I was a kid and almost everything in my house and toy box was the same color, I would lose my mind.

No. 1829450

>>1829284
I had the same dream two nights ago WTF?

Nonny are we synced up?

No. 1829458

File: 1703629844569.jpeg (215.28 KB, 1280x880, i'm on my seventh cup rn.jpeg)

I'm an elitist tea snob that denounces herb tea as leaf water but anon isn't every tea leaf wat–no shut up you know what I mean for the peasants and nettle tea is my secret lover that I'm hiding from the plebs.

No. 1829466

>>1829458
Modern day Marie-Antoinette playing at being a peasant.

No. 1829472

File: 1703631308160.jpg (92.42 KB, 1280x720, epigenetics-tea-1280x720.jpg)

Here I lie at night and ponder,
how big is my husbandos dick I wonder?

No. 1829473

>>1829458
I grew up being taught tea was only tea leaf water so I think of herbal teas as their own concoction personally and took a while to try anything except chamomile. I don't like most of them but nettle is surprisingly nice. It's also nice when retaining water vs dandelion which I hate the taste of but also works on and around my period

No. 1829474

>>1829472
It's the perfect size just for you

No. 1829478

>>1829458
I've always been open to the idea of trying different teas but I just don't like the taste of anything other than ordinary black tea with milk and sugar.

No. 1829491

>>1828963
at least they're close in age, I'd have expected the richest moid alive to be more Epsteiny

No. 1829499

>>1828963
One can't help but respect her for making moids seethe. The wall doesn't exist, previous marriages don't matter, the richest man on earth can still fall in love with you.

No. 1829504

>>1828963
I love you, alive girl

No. 1829515

I always take the Hogwarts quiz to figure out my house every year and I first took it like around middle school and I got Hufflepuff so I've mostly identified with it but it always switched between Hufflepuff and slytherin every year and this year is Slytherin and last year was also Slytherin now I'm thinking how tf do I know which one I actually am? do I go by my first result, Hufflepuff? Or my most recent result, Slytherin?

No. 1829519

>>1829515
Are you clever, ambitious, loyal and resourceful? Or are you kind, hardworking, loyal, and trustworthy

No. 1829544

>>1829458
>but anon isn't every tea leaf wat–no shut up you know what I mean
No I honestly don't. Are they not the same thing?

No. 1829549

>>1829544
Tea is it's own plant

No. 1829553

>>1829299
Marry Cristnams I olve you

No. 1829562

hating the trope where 'everything goes wrong but it's ok because I love you' no if my wedding that I've planned for months goes awry and I have to get married in a town hall or something im killing myself

No. 1829576

File: 1703638321596.jpg (83.64 KB, 646x314, 221223.jpg)

I love eldritch pineapple
>>1829571
Are you schizo?

No. 1829577

File: 1703638347511.gif (1.13 MB, 195x229, excuse me.gif)

>>1829571
nta but what the fuck

No. 1829581

>>1829571
GET HER ASSSSSSS

No. 1829582

>>1829571
Nta but if it really was the best day of your life you wouldn't be so defensive. Maybe if you had the money to have gotten married in a fun place you wouldn't have such anger in your heart.

No. 1829583

>>1829582
I guarantee I make more money than you, I just think it's stupid as fuck to waste so much money on a wedding

No. 1829584

>>1829582
imagine being her though nona? her best day is behind her, now all she has left are the shitty ones

No. 1829586

>>1829571
Lmao, doesn't sound like the "best day of your life" was all that special after all.

No. 1829589

>>1829583
Post your bank account info so we can check that.

No. 1829590

>>1829589
I'm not gonna do that, silly. That would let you hack me, and I'm smarter than that.

No. 1829591

>>1829590
Poorfag

No. 1829593

File: 1703639202249.png (114.13 KB, 500x499, 6ej3bl.png)

>>1829583
>n-no, anon!! I SWEAR I make m-more money than your ASS!! I just think i-it's DUMB to spend money on such a shitty thing such as a wedding….

No. 1829594

File: 1703639201816.gif (2 MB, 480x270, notaboutyou.gif)


No. 1829595

>>1829571
>You don't deserve anything, I hope the rest of your life is as miserable as possible.
Why are anons always like this around Christmas. Weird

No. 1829596

>>1829595
anons are like this year round tbh, some people come here just to fight with random people online

No. 1829598

>>1829583
Donate 2 thousand to a charity of nonnies choice then.

No. 1829599

>>1829571
Some women dream of having a 'special day' because they are conditioned for it, and they consume stupid bridezilla fantasy content. Yeah it's kind of delusional, yeah oftentimes the marriage falls apart and ends in misery, but that's what they want and it's their choice. They want the event, the dress, the pictures etc. Just because you didn't doesnt mean you have any reason to condescend other women for what they want. She didn't even say anything egregious or over the top.

No. 1829603

>>1829595
I bet it's a man looool

No. 1829604

>>1829571
>>1829562
This is like those reality shows where the best weddings win a holiday.

No. 1829608

Boohoo who fucking cares you're both pathetic, imagine marriage being the best day of your life or the worst day of your life because it got ruined so much that you wanna kill yourself. Imagine that crap being that important. You both disgust me.

No. 1829611

>>1829608
you clearly care if you felt compelled enough to make a post

No. 1829614

>>1829608
You sound like an angry incel. have fun roping in 1-6 years

No. 1829615

>>1829553
thanks for replying. I olve you too.

No. 1829617

>>1829608
I hope anon's wedding goes just as planned and everything is wonderful and she lives a long, happy, healthy life.

No. 1829620

>>1829617
I hope anon goes into deep debt

No. 1829622

>>1829620
your misery so palpable aht aht

No. 1829623

I hope anon who wants a perfect wedding marries town hall anon

No. 1829624

>>1829595
People primarily kill themselves on Christmas so it's a very sad time for very lonely people.

>>1829608
You take the 'dumbass shit' thread too seriously but maybe the dumbass shit was the friends we made along the way.

No. 1829625

>>1829623
enemies to lovers

No. 1829626

File: 1703640776103.jpg (57.9 KB, 500x487, domo.jpg)

anons please give the name o characters you like or think would hate troons and something they'd say (has to be tranny hate related), i want to draw but i don't have any inspo

No. 1829627

>>1829623
I wanna marry pakichan

No. 1829628

>>1829626
Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus

No. 1829629

>>1829620
Nta but you sound like the bitch who is pure negative fun and then cries about not being invited to stuff. Work on yourself.

No. 1829630

>>1829626
the whole cast of Azumanga Daioh hates troons for sure

No. 1829632

>>1829630
Wait this is the first one I could unironically see doing that

No. 1829634

>>1829629
Nta but suck a fart out of my ass

No. 1829635

File: 1703641023140.jpg (4.94 MB, 3464x3464, 20344068.jpg)

Everyone shut up! Who would win in a fight?

No. 1829637

>>1829614
Bet you say that shit and is married to one. Hope he lives long and troons out so your life will be hell.

No. 1829638

>>1829624
>People primarily kill themselves on Christmas so it's a very sad time for very lonely people.
I can attest to this as I am one of those people who gets insanely depressed and lonely on Christmas. On another note, I think Christmas is like the worst time to kill yourself, it just feels really selfish and rude.

No. 1829639

>>1829635
Cat in the hat is literally a reality warper, the grinch is fucked

No. 1829641

>>1829637
I hope anon's nigel wins the loterry then dies leaving everything to her.

No. 1829642

>>1829634
Get visited by 3 ghosts

No. 1829643

I really wish there was a male version of Needy Streamer Overload. It kills me on the inside that there isn't cause holy shit that would be amazing.

No. 1829644

>>1829642
Yeah? How about you get visited by 4 ghosts. Bitch.

No. 1829645

What is it called when you genocide men? Mascucide?

No. 1829646

>>1829641
Alright bootlicker. You might as well be invited by her troon nigela to be part of her polycule and lick some inverted penis for a change

No. 1829647

>>1829645
moida (murder in a bostonian accent)

No. 1829648

>>1829583
All that (alleged) money and still about to burst a blood vessel around the holidays/new years on Lolciw.farm. Maybe those people who said money can't buy happiness were right.

No. 1829649

>>1829645
Androcide, if my secondary school latin is accurate

No. 1829650

File: 1703641763330.jpg (123.76 KB, 1000x667, 1000012274.jpg)

I was just scrolling through silly youtube shorts and then there was a gross one with a fleshlight outta nowhere, wtf

No. 1829653

>>1829645
Justice

No. 1829657

File: 1703641978410.png (242.02 KB, 640x480, osaka stare of doom.png)

>>1829632
The only one I can't see a reaction for is Sakaki but I guess that's in chara, too.
>Chiyo: Is confused and tries to be polite, ahaha-s her way out of conversation
>Osaka: Doesn't get it, stares at him with her eternal Osaka-stare
>Tomo: Can honestly see as trying to be all buddy-buddy, but then ends up being shitlord-y, also probably doesn't get what the difference to a crossdresser is
>Yomi: Sees them and calls them out for being the perverts that they are and probably ushers Chiyo away from him
>Kagura: Same as Tomo
>Kaori: Sees another Kimura in them, runs on sight
>Yukari: Same as Tomo but actually has malicious intent
>Nyamo: Same as Yomi, just stays polite

No. 1829659

>>1829657
I'm not reading this post but it reeks of autism

No. 1829661

File: 1703642403136.jpeg (491.99 KB, 828x1043, 1702870827887.jpeg)

I just found out Ariana apparently got married to a rich guy. Good for her honestly. She looks really nice.

No. 1829663

>>1829659
This entire site smells like autism

No. 1829665

>>1829657
osaka would realize its a man and suddenly ask "oh are you one of them crossdressers?" autistically

No. 1829666

>>1829663
Maybe take a shower so it will stop smelling like that

No. 1829668

If a self-insert has a different name from you, is a prettier looking version of you, and has a different life altered to fit into your husbando's setting is it still a self-insert or is that heading towards OC?

No. 1829670

>>1829666
I just got out of the shower

No. 1829673

>>1829668
if the name and appearance are different probably closer to OC. i am not a scientist tho.

No. 1829674

File: 1703643786867.jpg (57.96 KB, 564x423, 1000012278.jpg)


No. 1829675

>>1829668
Mary sue-ing is and always will be detectable and cringe. Always detach yourself or risk looking corny.

No. 1829677

>>1829645
Community service

No. 1829678

>>1829635
If you think cat wouldnt be mopping the floor with grimch face you are mistaken

No. 1829681

>>1829668
>prettier looking version of you
but still looks like you? Acts like how you would act?
It counts as a self-insert, but there isn't anything wrong with that.

No. 1829682

>>1829675
I'm willing to take the risk. The husbando is my life support.

No. 1829686

>>1829682
I understand that but you are not the perfect partner for your husbando. I mean if you're just writing fic do whatever I guess

No. 1829688

File: 1703645287212.jpg (143.25 KB, 1170x1159, 20231226_205125.jpg)

It's so funny when wannabe-celebs resort to posting nudes for attention thinking it will get them work when it just makes them look super desperate. You don't have a career babe maybe think harder about the decisions you're making because looking like an OF thot isn't going to get you an acting role.

No. 1829692

>>1829686
uhh yes i am!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1829693

>>1829692
For sure, sorry princess. Whatever you say bbg.

No. 1829695


No. 1829696

>>1829695
I was not saying that with sarcasm damn but I take that back

No. 1829698

My 3 year old niece got a 6 inch chocolate Santa for Christmas and everyone was like "woahhhh such a big Santa" and she looked at us all like we were stupid and said "actually he's small" kek she got us all

No. 1829699

>>1829696
sorry im autistic.

No. 1829705

File: 1703646201487.jpg (218.69 KB, 1056x1748, 20231226_220342.jpg)

Never feel sorry and always remember that this is who you are sympathizing with

No. 1829706

>>1829705
hope he gets prostate cancer

No. 1829708

>>1829705
I can smell this post.

No. 1829709

>>1829705
You just know he was crying while typing this

No. 1829710

File: 1703646493190.png (382.01 KB, 344x378, 1000012909.png)

>>1829705
>you exist to make dicks hard and that's your purpose! DEAL WITH IT

No. 1829713

>>1829706
He will get erectile dysfunction before the age of 30 and his arteries will be blown out from the congealed fat like a male pornstar's anus when they find him dead on the toilet at 40. Good riddance to this pig.

No. 1829715

>>1829713
youre right. yay!!!

No. 1829716

File: 1703646795567.jpg (106.9 KB, 735x570, 1000012091.jpg)

The reason men are stronger than women is because they were made to serve us, it's so obvious. We need to bring the male literacy rate down to restore order, not like it's gonna be too difficult anyways they're already borderline retarded and all flunking out.

No. 1829718

>>1829716
They need shipped to labor camps and if they attempt to play league of legends they get a finger cut off for every infraction

No. 1829719

>>1829715
Kek sorry meant to reply to the OP but yippee may all scrotes take themselves out of the gene pool and may you get every wish you desire for New Year's.

No. 1829720

File: 1703646984314.jpg (62.48 KB, 750x743, 412f96f9062179eb46802097a76063…)

>>1829705
this is what men don't understand, wallets won't be taken seriously because I'm thinking of the nice beach house and ring you'll get me while I fuck the drug dealer with good cock on the side as you tell me how much you love me. I don't on a fundamental primal level respect anyone but the most brutal, dirtiest cock. You exist to give me money, that's your purpose. Deal with it.

No. 1829721

>>1829716
I think it's hilarious that males are writing articles about how schools are somehow actively working against the male gender and "making them perform worse than girls". Males had a headstart to become successful and get their shit together for many generations prior to now. The just several generations beyond women getting more rights, they're already performing better than boys. Male students had their chance, and still lost to their female counterparts. They're not being schemed against, they really are just idiots.

No. 1829722

File: 1703647005169.jpg (55.94 KB, 749x740, 20231221_034021.jpg)

Celebricows capped on a pic of a foot

No. 1829726

>>1829705
Do men just assume we wear skintight clothing?

No. 1829727

>>1829720
>I don't on a fundamental primal level respect anyone but the most brutal, dirtiest cock
I'm glad I read the OP before responding to this

No. 1829729

>>1829716
>We need to bring the male literacy rate down
They're doin' a pretty good job of that themselves. No effort required.

No. 1829734

File: 1703647832488.jpg (241.05 KB, 1169x1798, 20231226_222624.jpg)

Someone make this into a roll sheet

No. 1829735

File: 1703647861908.jpg (183.53 KB, 1169x1792, 20231226_222626.jpg)

>>1829734
She will decide your fated one

No. 1829736

>>1829721
>schools are somehow actively working against the male gender and "making them perform worse than girls".
lol that shit is so wild, as if men didn't create those fucking schools for themselves, at the exclusion of women! All this time they claimed women wouldn't be able to cope with academia, but now it's obvious women are particularly suited to it so they pretend they didn't establish the entire school system for their own benefit.

Not to mention the fact that modern schools are also desperately trying to help boys do better in school even if it's at the expense of female students (sitting feral ADHD boys with quiet studious girls etc).

No. 1829740

>>1829705
God this fucking loser doesn't realize what a pitiful self own this post is. Like holy shit what a pathetic, unthinking animal this scrote has outted himself to be, driven purely by impulse.

No. 1829741

File: 1703648447170.jpg (32.55 KB, 564x564, 80aa40600c08132dc0efe34f2cc0ca…)

>>1829657
>osaka when a faggot tries to enter the women's restroom

No. 1829748

>>1829686
How not?

No. 1829749

File: 1703649155816.png (51.01 KB, 300x268, 39.png)

How come we basically never see TIFs with the name Adan? It feels like the perfect solution to Aiden and variations like Aidan, Bayden etc becoming overused.

No. 1829753

>>1829749
How come you're going out of your way to think about something so retarded

No. 1829785

>>1829705
Yet they will get absolutely pissed when you point this out. I don't get it. That same moid will probably later cry that he wants love too and he's a romantic who's so lonely or something and can totally feel love and compassion better than those nasty women can but then go on to say that kind of shit. It is irritating that only they can publicly admit that they can't see or feel past their penis, women can't otherwise that's bad for their ego.

No. 1829791

>>1829753
Because I'm a creative person and it hurts me to see other women being so unapologetically unoriginal.

No. 1829806

>>1829791
It has nothing to do with you being 'creative' you just have too much free time

No. 1829820

>>1829686
In the setting my husbando is from, everyone looks perfect. Going into his world looking plain and in modern day clothes would actually look more out of place.

No. 1829824

>>1829705
did you find this on rdrama

No. 1829835

>>1829749
I met an adam tif once, she was skinwalking a dude from a band we both liked then she changed her name to ezra when that junkie was getting big. She was a fat, short, dangerhaired autist, she didn't look like either. Wonder whats she doing now. Also knew one very similar (fat, short, danger hair) named morgan whod make jokes about marrying morgan freeman so theyd both be morgan freeman kek. Ok thats sad, wish troonacy never got them.

No. 1829841


No. 1829851

Do you guys have any of those friends who always have to act like an expert on everything, and give their expert opinion when they're obviously just reading off the top three google searches? It's so annoying…

No. 1829866

>>1829851
Those types of people are going to get even more annoying with chatgpt. I saw one recently where I was reading a reddit comment that was structured weirdly and got things wrong, then the commenter just admits that they used chatgpt because it writes better than them. Reddit is full enough of bots and fake users already.

No. 1829905

Thinking about buying a dress… scrolling thru sites while super tired and tbh.. I don’t own any rn.. kinda a crime. if it was feasible I would wear a dress all the time…
what are your favorite style of dresses, nonnas? Lolitafags welcome…

No. 1829914

File: 1703664480652.jpg (248.38 KB, 800x1200, city-floral-skater-dress-d5176…)

>>1829905
A line and skater dresses because they're comfy, they're flattering on everyone and you can dress them up or down. Wear them with sneakers in the summer and tights+sweater in the winter.

No. 1829919

File: 1703664902474.png (17.46 KB, 554x124, IMG_20231227_021246.png)

Who the fuck is this retard who keeps mentioning "Mima" in the get it off your chest thread?

No. 1829921

>>1829919
sounds like an underage autist who watched perfect blue for the first time.

No. 1829923

>>1829905
I wear summer dresses all year arouhd. In winter I just wear them with tights and a cropped sweater on top or skintight turtle neck underneath. Not the trendiest look necessarily if you're into that but I prefer clothes that are versatile and still look good. I imagine this doesn't work if you're in a cold climate though.

No. 1829924

When people ask me my opinion on something but I can feel it’s only to try to get me to change my mind/start an argument…. I just call whatever the thing they’re asking about demonic lol Cosmetic surgery? Demonic. Fast fashion? Demonic. Men? Demonic. Always makes them roll back the conversation.

No. 1829934

>>1829736
>sitting feral ADHD boys with quiet studious girls
Oh God that was my life. They paired me with the same boys in every class so I think all the teachers were in on it. They just cheated off my tests and always smelled bad. We had important placement tests at age 12 for potentially transferring to an academy and they made us take something similar to an IQ test, and the 2 retards assigned to sit next to me cheated the whole time. I planned for that and had shaded in my answers very lightly, then at the last 5 minutes erased them and changed it to the previous option in sequence (my actual answer). I got a very good score and they got certified as retards.

No. 1829943

>>1829866
As we all know, AI-generated comments are the most atrocious things ever to plague the digital sphere. The obvious lack of humanity and soul in these words leaves people feeling empty and unfulfilled. The writing is bland and lacks any ounce of emotion, leaving the reader with a feeling of despair. The repetitive and mundane nature of these comments leaves people with a sense of frustration and disgust. The obvious nature of the AI-generated comments leaves readers feeling like they're reading a robot, with no humanity or feeling behind the words. These comments must be stopped, for the sake of humanity's future.

No. 1829952

File: 1703669468056.jpg (99.02 KB, 1600x1200, c203bd-20170509-dumbo.jpg)

me and my cat

No. 1829954

>>1829952
beautiful nonna.

No. 1829956

>>1829934
I wasn't studious but I was chill and as a result I got a couple guys I thought were hot next to me and it was awesome. I am so sorry for the crosses you guys had to bear though.

No. 1829957

>>1829919
They keep making retarded spergs about it in both vent thread and GIOYC, it's just some faggot. Ignore.

No. 1829967

File: 1703672346551.jpg (73.01 KB, 828x955, media_GAluof7bQAI5GTR.jpg)

>only in America

No. 1829968

>>1829934
That's truly a high IQ move, good for you

No. 1829973

>>1829358
Young people aren't suited for motherhood. It's not surprising that a 20something obsessed with aesthetics would do this. I'm unbelievably lucky for having had two mature adults with all the time and money looking after me.

No. 1829975

Pink Friday 2 I am really enjoying cow girl, everybody and pink Friday and now I'm on a michael Jackson kick. Wish Kanye would drop his album but you can't beat a bit of MJ when you're in a musical lull

No. 1829986

The urge to make a visual novel where beautiful bishies get fucked in the raunciest ways anons… should I do it?

No. 1830004

>>1829986
Weeb delusions so amusing

No. 1830014

>>1829986
Go for it
>>1830004
>Complaining about weebs on a knock off of a knock anime site

No. 1830018

>>1829986
Do it.

No. 1830024

>>1830014
Are observations complaints?

No. 1830032

>>1830024
No but you sound like the kind of person who complains about too much rice at a Chinese restaurant. Read the room or head back to Twitter.

No. 1830039

>>1830032
Got anymore retarded fanfiction up there? Gonna doodle a BL lite novel in your handy dandy notebook about it?

No. 1830048

>>1830032
You're funny kek
>>1830039
And you're trying way too hard…

No. 1830049

And so the infighting begins. Congrats you've all ruined lolcow

No. 1830052

>>1829705
>On a primal level, I can't help but coom to everything no matter what
>But akschually, YOU'RE the one made just for sex
Moids really live in a state of constant cognitive dissonance.

No. 1830053

>>1830049
Nah I'm done replying to her. Best of luck on your BL VN nona

No. 1830055

>>1829919
>>1829921
>>1829957
reading this I honestly assumed mima was someones grandma who died but it's deleted by mods (?) now so I guess not kek

No. 1830057

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No. 1830059

>>1830055
It's some fag sperging about perfect blue

No. 1830061

File: 1703682049831.jpg (219.01 KB, 1000x1500, MV5BZDdkYTdkNzUtM2EwZC00MjcwLW…)

One thing I like about the really mediocre movie Mute (2018) (Paul Rudd, Alexander Skaarsgard, Robert Sheeran) is that they do a really good job at capturing the nuance of a pedophile. So many people see like really creepy, 60 year old balding men as the quintessential face of pedophilia but dont account for early signs. Many pedophiles are 'quirky' dudes, say sort of meteosexual shit like babe and darling flippantly, have very "sassy" personalities (Drake), basically try to stay on trend or reference pop culture or snark a lot because they want to appeal to young kids and teenagers. They show no interest in adult women or adult men, and kind of emptily parrot it when forced. They're though gay at first, but they always have this draw to children's and teens media that is hard to miss because something is always sort of off about it, and they seem emotionally distant to adults because they aren't who they dream about engaging with. It absolutely is the lisping, knit sweater wearing Anthony Keidis types that people call 'zesty'. Being autistically into nickelodeon as an adult is a big red flag as well, my first thought about the Sam and cat nine hour video dude is oh he's probably a pedophile kek.

No. 1830062

geurae wolf naega wolf AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is it cringe yes. do i still like it YES(no kpop)

No. 1830073

>>1830062
wolf nigga wolf nigga

No. 1830106

>>1828816
nta but it was indeed funny nonna!!

>>1829722
this pic is soooo cute

>>1829735
he is so cute hahah based concept

No. 1830228

File: 1703694212689.png (1.13 MB, 1721x820, jbhgfdfghjkl.png)

What color should I get if I get one of these? I like orange but 2 of my walls and my comforter are black and it'll be right next to the black wall and my bed so I don't want it to look like Halloween colors, I might just get Ivory.

No. 1830236

>>1830062
Unironically the best k-pop song, kek.

No. 1830239

The best thing I did was to break up with my boyfriend. Getting into a relationship with an irl moid was the biggest mistake ever. Now I can have a new husbando every week, and focus on making cute pinterest boards for each of them. I do not have to shave and worry about being presentable for him and no one is there to bully me about my appearance or weight or is trying to get me to have sex

No. 1830247


No. 1830248

File: 1703695349086.gif (1.07 MB, 480x270, 1651267198743.gif)

>hear Lana Del rey singing about a handsome man in jeans, comparing him to james dean
>google james dean
>it's an ugly manlet
Fuck you lana and fuck your psyops

No. 1830250

Gonna pee in the park behind a fence, I can't hold it

No. 1830254

did i miss hagrid hut anon's update? did she ever post the finished result?

No. 1830264

>>1830254
2 days ago in the christmas thread >>>/ot/1828086

No. 1830272

>>1830264
thanks anon, it came out amazing.

No. 1830282

>>1830254
>>1830264
>>1830272
I did! This is very cute that you've mentioned me haha he loved his gift. The music box didnt come in time so I left a space to put it in later

No. 1830291

File: 1703697814710.jpeg (188.54 KB, 563x478, IMG_8589.jpeg)

Do we still say nonny here or is that now bannable? Haven’t been here in a few years

No. 1830293

>>1830291
kekkk I can’t believe something as innocent as that is greentexted

No. 1830294

>>1830291
I just reported you for saying it GOODBYE

No. 1830297

>>1830282
i hope someone gifts you a million dollars for new year, you're cool. ♥

No. 1830302

File: 1703698135006.png (144 B, 224x224, 1000012320.png)

>>1830293
>green

No. 1830303

>>1830291
it's nona now

No. 1830312

>>1830294
noooooo

>>1830303
Yesss

No. 1830321

>>1830282
I wanted to ask what did you get from him for christmas?

No. 1830322

Why are there so many pregnant nonnas now??? It's so sudden, there were always nonnas with kids and stuff but damn. How many times imma read about pregnancy related stuff outside of /g/? It's so strange

No. 1830326

>>1830322
Normies coming in and/or general userbase becoming older is my guess

No. 1830327

>>1830322
We Pintrest now

No. 1830330

>>1830297
Thank you nona!
>>1830321
A calendar of our cats which was cute, some hats for the cats and a drawing book for us to sit down and learn to draw together.
He has a big expensive packaging coming but it was delivered to a different address so he didn't come before Christmas
>>1830322
Sorry nona most of them has probably been me complaining about my symptoms in venting or asking dumb questions in stupid questions, the mother thread is slow and I'm an overthinker and don't really have a group of people to ask if X thing is normal. It's my first pregnancy so I'm on edge a bit

No. 1830337

>>1830322
I think it's really sad to see so many women give up their lives to have kids

No. 1830340

>>1830322
Zoomers only consume media through things like TikTok. 4chan eques forums, like this, are a millennial thing. Statistically we're all old bitches in their late 20s/early 30s

No. 1830345

>>1830322
It's especially weird bc there were very vocal users insisting this is a radfem site and there's all the scrote hate, the pregnancy and "uwu my husband!!" posts are really weird, they stick out like uhh did you mean to post that here?

No. 1830348

>>1830322
a lot of women here seem to be isolated women who still can get male partners but have trouble making friends so they have no where else to discuss pregnancy.

No. 1830356

>>1830348
I can't connect with women irl and I don't want to talk to men so here's really the only place I can talk, also the anonymous aspect is reassuring because I don't want the 1 friend I do have to think I'm a complete retard or get burnt out from hearing every concern I have around my pregnancy. I'm not really close with her like that.

No. 1830358

>>1830322
we are getting invaded by mumsnet

No. 1830363

>>1830337
so true. Unless they are millionaire stacies shitposting from their mansions bringing a kid into this world and ruining your life for it seems miserable.

No. 1830368

File: 1703701177201.jpg (949.35 KB, 4160x2340, 1000012329.jpg)

I will not be mean I will not be mean I will not be mean I will not be mean I won't start an infight I won't start an insight hnnnnnn please tell me nonas how you take your coffee

No. 1830371

>>1830368
I don't drink coffee but I have tea with a dash of milk

No. 1830386

I'm in the UK and milk is so cheap here!

No. 1830390

File: 1703702189793.jpg (117.52 KB, 562x960, a5f442246cb89555eaf7f992dfae75…)

I have terrible anxiety today. Could you nonitas please post your best pics of fluffy round cats to cheer me up?

No. 1830392

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No. 1830394

>>1829986
If it's a femdom game then I'll be your biggest supporter.
>>1830358
Best invasion ever in that case, they're based as fuck.

No. 1830397

>>1830392
Thank you dear nona it's like it's the baby of the cat I posted.

No. 1830399

File: 1703702803258.jpg (33.26 KB, 400x600, 1000012331.jpg)


No. 1830400

There is a rumor on /co/ that doug walker is into fatties and commissions weight gain art

No. 1830401

File: 1703702908238.jpeg (2.06 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_5310.jpeg)


No. 1830407

>>1830322
I'm gonna RP as a perpetually pregnant anon now to rile you up. I'm gonna name my kid Meat and post womb updates. You will constantly be reminded that I am mentally ill and spawning more of my neurotic clones who will also shitpost as soon as physically possible.

No. 1830408

>>1830345
I like the diversity tbh, there's no rule that this place has to follow one belief system. I like seeing the different lifestyles of the nonnas that post here. Also people trying to rebrand lc as a radfem site aren't going to get anywhere with that I don't think, if they want to share their radfem takes go for it but trying to gatekeep who can and can't post here is silly. This site didn't start as a radfem site and it's not going to suddenly transform into one just because there's a lot of radfems that congregate here. I don't want them leaving though it's just not realistic to rebrand lc as a radfem site

No. 1830412

>>1830408
this site is too blackpilling i have no idea why anyone would want to procreate after reading all of the shit that gets posted here

No. 1830414

>>1830408
I agree, makes the place seem less echo-chambery if you could call it that. I would prefer not to see rage-inducing posts about moids constantly it would just ruin mine and everyone’s day. I feel like some new users take it to the far extreme and messes up the vibes

No. 1830417

>>1830414
there is a thread for people like you but you retards never use it

No. 1830421

File: 1703703960607.jpg (552.2 KB, 1667x1667, photo_eastern-blocks_13.jpg)

I wish America would start building these bad boys

No. 1830422

>>1830417
kek, which one?

No. 1830424


No. 1830426

>>1830421
they dont have prisons in america?

No. 1830430

>>1830421
I got a little scared thinking about living here, I wouldnt want to go higher than the fourth floor

No. 1830431

>>1830414
>users (twitterfag)
>wah taking moid hate to the extreme lately
>implying it's a new thing when there used to be active man hate threads
>>1830408
>calling it rebranding when people who've been here for years don't like what newfags are doing

Please either lurk for a year before posting or go back to your normie habitat.

No. 1830435

>>1830424
yay, ty nona

No. 1830438

>>1830431
these newfags who have never set foot in an imageboard are obnoxious as shit

No. 1830440

File: 1703704349226.gif (405.24 KB, 200x131, IMG_8593.gif)

>>1830431
Wow I didn’t know the word “users” would make someone a Twitterfag now KEK. LC never change pleaseeee

No. 1830442

>>1830440
nice stan twitter reaction image

No. 1830443

>>1830345
The simple explanation is this isn't a radfem website and never was

No. 1830445

>>1830431
Nta but any oldfag will tell you this isn't a radfem site kek. Yeah we've had pink pill/manhate/general radfem discussion threads for a while, but this is still just a gossip imageboard at the end of the day. We're called lolcow for a reason.

No. 1830446

>>1830442
Gifs are never used on imageboards, you’re like so intelligent anon everyone should just continue to listen to you.

No. 1830448

File: 1703704486599.jpg (107.98 KB, 1108x1477, 29475.jpg)

>>1830390
Hi, nonnie! Sorry to hear your anxiety is so bad today, I completely understand. Here's my grumpy little floof. I got her 2 soft fish plushies and sprinkled a little catnip on them, so she's been bunny-kicking them all evening. I hope you feel better soon; anxiety is such a bitch. Take care!

No. 1830449

>>1830440
Yas great reaction gif gurl

No. 1830451

File: 1703704523317.gif (485.87 KB, 420x315, 1000012335.gif)

Infight of the day is starting, I'm ready

No. 1830453

>>1830448
She's so chunky! Her fur looks so soft

No. 1830454

>>1830431
>calling it rebranding when people who've been here for years don't like what newfags are doing
I'm just talking about the site itself being referred to as a radfem site by a few nonnas, not what newfags are doing or what anyone is posting about. And I've been here 7 years, it was never referred to as a "radfem site." Just because someone says something you don't like doesn't make them a newfag "normie" or whatever, chill out nonna it's not that deep.

No. 1830456

File: 1703704689611.png (35.47 KB, 450x438, 1629189568451.png)

the way i can tell The Devil Wears Prada movie was directed by a man bc the movie tries to portray Andy as being slobbish by including a scene of her not trying to match her underwear

No. 1830457

File: 1703704690923.jpg (3.54 KB, 319x158, so perfect boi.jpg)

I'm the "is this tie cool" anon from a few threads back and just wanted to say the gift was a success. He said it had a main antagonist vibe which I think is a compliment, anyway thank you nonnies who replied to me

>>1830390
Is this one good ? I saved it because the watermark was funny

No. 1830458

>>1830445
It never was, this site was originally made by people who used to dwell /cgl/. There was manhate flavor to those posters but it was exclusively to talk about lolcows. That’s why I don’t understand why casual anons are being talked down to by miserable extremists for wanting to use the site as it was originally intended for lol

No. 1830461

>>1830451
Nice stan twitter reaction grrrrrrrr!!!!!!

No. 1830463

>>1830426
Those are apartments.

No. 1830465

File: 1703704848057.gif (3.64 MB, 498x498, bubbles-michael-jackson.gif)

>>1830451
Telling the nonnies to stop infighting

No. 1830466

>>1830440
You remind me of that farmer who wanted lolcow to end because the retard was too weak to quit it herself and the place was "too negative" and affecting her mental health or some other stupid shit. I'll never understand entitled pricks like you.

No. 1830469

>>1830466
Heroin (imageboard) addicts be like

No. 1830471

>>1830458
Nta but seconded, it's so weird to see anons being like "I have a problem with this post so you can't post that here anymore! That one word is not allowed!!" That's more newfaggy and juvenile than the posters they're getting mad about. Like just call them a retard and move on, moral fagging on here is so tiktok-esque

No. 1830472

>>1830465
What do Michael Jackson and a Nintendo 64 have in common? They're both made of plastic and little boys turn them on

No. 1830473

>>1830454
Tbh I think it actually is the newfags who think this is a radfem site. I realize not everyone uses the cow boards but them even existing here makes it impossible for this to really be a feminist site

No. 1830474

ANyway, I hate to be that person, but I don't like thread pic. MJ always unnerved me even before the pedo thing came out.

No. 1830478

File: 1703705233807.jpg (95.33 KB, 736x736, cdf3f7632e5f286f495d07bef56c5b…)

It's $3 whopper Wednesday and I'm trying so hard to resist the urge to get one. I'm just too lazy to cook and so tired of Christmas leftovers….

No. 1830479

>>1830465
i feel so bad when i listen to the jackson 5 because i know all of them were molested but damn this is a banger

No. 1830480

>>1830478
Fast food burgers make me feel filthy inside

No. 1830483

>>1830473
Replied to the wrong anon, but reposting this because I still agree. I'm sure there's some genuine radfems over at 2X, but saying this is a radfem SITE is an exaggeration. Just because this site hates males more than any other group of people, doesn't even every other group or person is excused from getting clawed. Radfem is more than just hating men, and it's kind of annoying that I see people thinking that's all it is.

No. 1830484

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No. 1830486

>>1830471
Kek, they really just want to be online political soldiers just like those twitter users they keep accusing other people of being by angrily typing into a void full of husbando porn and infighting thinking they’re making a change or something. I feel bad for them because they probably hoped this would be something like ovarit or even tranny conquered crystal.cafe but it’s just a regular imageboard ran by women with different interests.

No. 1830488

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No. 1830489

i hope that faggot that did the hikkichan video is having a terrible day

No. 1830493

>>1830486
It is very twittery

No. 1830497

>>1830446
I mean, forced reaction image of a burger politician is indeed pretty twitter, no way around it

No. 1830500

Manhating or not, it’s just weird to see pregnant nonnas here. Idk why you wouldn’t just go to Reddit or mumsnet or something you would get a lot more interaction there. Plus you should probably deal with whatever mental issues that have you on lolcow before giving birth.

No. 1830501

>>1830440
I agree with you cause I say users sometimes too despite being an oldfag and I hate when anons nitpick random shit like that but this gif reaction is very 2015 tumblr core kek. But you do you nonna

No. 1830503

>>1830500
I dont hate pregnant women, but I kind of agree with you. If I was pregnant and about to birth and raise another person into this world, I think I would quit the social media to focus on myself and the child.

No. 1830505

>>1830503
This isn’t social media. Is this social media to people now?

No. 1830506

>>1830501
Would you say the same about typing in all lowercase? I don't do it myself, but I saw another anon get picked apart for that and thought it was weird to get so anal about

No. 1830507

>>1830505
Social media, imageboards, forums, whatever. The point is that I would quit that shit if I was pregnant.

No. 1830510

>>1830506
Nta but I also saw that and its weird as shit because some people are just typing on their phone during break. I don't see it as a big deal. It isn't like the text isn't legible. That anon sounded like a crackhead.

No. 1830511

>>1830506
I saw that and I thought it was weird too, lower case anons have always been here and acting like it's new or starting an infight over it is so weird. I was actually reading an old pro ana scumbag thread today and it was a mess kek, some anon kept posting a smiley face, people were hi cowing and posting unsaged blogs and writing in the subject field. One anon even mocked someone else for being a feminist kek, it was like the wild west back then

No. 1830512

>>1830507
I think pregnant women still have free time

No. 1830514

>>1830510
Nta but she also said "at least add commas and periods!" to a post that had multiple of both kek, it was pretty funny watching her schiz out

No. 1830515

>>1830512
Well good for them, because I would find something else to do at that point.

No. 1830516

>>1830506
Damn I sometimes type in lowercase but it's not deep at all.. I'm just too lazy to press the button that day.
Reminds me of the time my photography professor at Uni bursted into the door and went on a 15 minute rant about a guy in cafeteria holding the fork like a shovel. Some people need real problems in their life I can give them some.

No. 1830518

>>1830515
I don't get it, if you think being here is such a bad investment of your time, why aren't you yourself finding something else to do?

No. 1830521

>>1830500
>>1830503
Being pregnant is cuckoldry. I wish there was a wizardchan equivalent for women, i dont want to share a board with traitors.

No. 1830523

>>1830518
Because we are unabashed retards but at least our retardation is constrained to ourselves and not affecting children

No. 1830525

>>1830356
you really should have more and better friendships for the sake of yourself and your child.

No. 1830528

>>1830523
My retardation radiates up to a 5km radius

No. 1830529

>>1830518
Because I don't have a kid to dedicate a good majority of my life too. That's almost like asking someone why they drink and party way less if they "think it's so bad". Having a kid will change standards for how you spend your time.

No. 1830530

I think it's nice that there are so many different types of women here. I don't think we are all the same type of retard at all. It's enriching to see all the different opinions, even though sometimes it's sad when nonnas are too stupid. But it's ok because that's what makes lolcow lolcow and it's a beautiful thing.

No. 1830532

>>1830529
Dude, it doesn't take that long to write "fuck, garlic bread is tasting like fish"

No. 1830534

File: 1703707212291.jpg (765.79 KB, 599x856, B0BPBH4CJH.01.S001.JUMBOXXX (1…)

God, I fucking wish we could have a furry thread on snow because the drama and milk that community produces is near endless and so hilarious. On another note I wish a group would pick up this manga cause holy shit.

No. 1830537

>>1830534
>presented by nyannya
Is this parody?

No. 1830538

>>1830534
i have been asking for a furfag thread since forever. I am not a furfag but i find the community fascinating and would love to hear from furfag nonnies

No. 1830540

>>1830532
Do you really, truly, believe that anyone who is willing to risk seeing cp or gore to shitpost about garlic bread on a site that is for nitpicking women and alogging men isn’t some kind of mentally ill? Like do you genuinely?

No. 1830542

>>1830540
ignore them, someone mentally unwell enough to have children while knowing about the evil of men doesnt deserve attention.

No. 1830543

>>1830532
Misunderstood your reply, but after realizing what you meant, this anon has my reply >>1830540

No. 1830545

>>1830530
Agreed

No. 1830547

>>1830534
Furfag thread would be great, there's plenty of general drama + drama centered around conventions

No. 1830550

>>1830456
seeing runway models in movies next to just actors is crazy bc they just stick out(in a good way) bc Emily Blunt is not unattractive in any way esp at 23, but Gisele Bundchen is just ethereal standing next to her.

No. 1830553

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>>1830537
Nope. Actual manga.

No. 1830561

>>1830534
christ the long faced seme and almost womanly faced uke stereotype with a furfag suit. at least they nailed the uglyness of fursuits. hardly any fursuit actually looks good even if they dropped 5k on it.

No. 1830562

>>1830538
>would love to hear from furfag nonnies
god why? I wish those were musically exclusive categories. Diaperfags and furfags absolutely disgust me they should be ashamed and stay in hiding (I know you weren’t talking about diaperfags but I feel like they’re the same, larping in their deranged costume they piss and shit and cum in eugh)

No. 1830564

>>1830534
This is the life the average tif wants but will never get

No. 1830568

I don't have any respect for furfags unless they want to be lions or lizards or some scary shit. It's always a dog with a molester/molestee look in its eyes

No. 1830569

Doing nothing but binge watching nature documentaries and watching Bossmanjack loss all his money

No. 1830574

>>1830562
there has to be a one nonny whos a stacy autistic radfem furfag with a hyena fursuit or something. I want to believe.

No. 1830575

>>1830500
Im still around because stuff I see here just makes me laugh. I do think that anons who come out as pregnant and constantly make posts about it across multiple threads are attention whoring though

No. 1830579

>>1830574
I peaked 2 furry girls into terfs, does it count?

No. 1830582

>>1830575
>coming out as pregnant
Kek sounds like something trannies would do and you have to roleplay with their fake baby bump at the office or get written up

No. 1830583

File: 1703708889847.png (2.1 MB, 991x1015, autismfags.png)

this is who i imagine is behind every post

No. 1830587

>>1830399
Close enough and very cute kek
>>1830401
Aww you can almost feel the floof
>>1830448
Yeah, anxiety is a bitch. Thank you for the sweet comment and pic of you kitty nona! She has such pretty face and paw colors.
>>1830457
It's funny because it's true, cats are perfection.

No. 1830589

>>1830583
Including yours?

No. 1830592

>>1830583
i miss this type of girl a lot

No. 1830594

>>1830583
Nice selfie anon, where did you buy the hat?

No. 1830596

>>1830583
make her depresed and it’s accurate

No. 1830599

>>1830589
What is the opposite of autism not that that’s any better

No. 1830600

>>1830594
You’ve never seen iCarly? You’re missing out nonnarita

No. 1830602

File: 1703709511709.jpg (52.24 KB, 436x500, 528ae37d58719d8c287ae8af1434ff…)

>>1830583
Carly posters
>dutifully report bait
>organize threads and events like movie room, drawthread
>direct and correct newfags
>delete and repost their posts with spelling errors
>types long vent posts that no one replies to

Sam posters
>uncontrollable urge to post bait
>cannot resist joining an infight even if it's irrelevant to them
>dedicated to their flavor of autism whether it's fujo sperging or other de/g/eneracy
>reverse subtype: vehement anti-autist autist who loves to clash with the above and tell them they're autists
>replies to scrotes every time, even if it's cock and ball torture
>ban evasion

No. 1830610

>>1830602
This is so fucking accurate, I'm really proud of you for doing this. Are you a Carly poster, or a Sam poster?

No. 1830615

>>1830610
proud sam poster

No. 1830616

>>1830602
Every nonnie wants to be Carly but they’ll stay a Sam. Sad!

No. 1830617

File: 1703710013817.png (371.14 KB, 700x525, 1000012919.png)

>>1830615
Based chaotic nonnie keeping things interesting

No. 1830618

>>1830602
I'm a Samposter minus the "replying to moids" thing

No. 1830628

>>1830456
the book was so much better. when I read it I couldn't go back to watching the movie, I just hated how they glossed over the real serious issues of the mc and then focused more on the Hollywood sanitized version of events and inconsequential things like her appearance. Her being a shit friend has real serious consequences in the book and I hate how perfect things turn out for her and also the moid in the movie instead. the ending is much more satisfying and you can tell she learned a lesson and is about to pick her life up and get into a better place

No. 1830632

>>1830616
Speak for yourself I’m a Carly poster

No. 1830633

>>1830602
I used to be a Carly but you guys are so annoying you turned me into a Sam, I ain't doin shit for you no more

No. 1830639


No. 1830649

>>1830602
what if im a mix of both

No. 1830657

>>1830602
I'm not like the other farmers, I'm an nlof if you will

No. 1830658

File: 1703711510102.jpg (21.32 KB, 600x315, miranda_cosgrove_michael_jacks…)

>>1830602
Michael jackson posters
> post michael jackson pics for no reason

Carly posters
> useless, don't even post michael jackson pics

No. 1830661

>>1830658
whats mirando cosgrove up to nowadays? what do washed up celebs even do? do they get a job at wallmart?

No. 1830665

>>1830661
>what do washed up celebs even do?
I think most of them just become influencers

No. 1830667

>>1830633
>>1830639
me three. i gave up

No. 1830670

>>1830661
You reminded me of Brigit Mendler. Disney Channel actress, did a one-hit wonder for the radio during 2012-2013, and just dipped from Television kek. But Disney stars are known to crash and burn, so maybe it's a good thing she escaped the mouse through irrelevancy.

No. 1830673

>>1830661
She was dating lil pump now she's with Mr. Beast

No. 1830676

>>1830673
no way, really? she can do miles better than that

No. 1830680

File: 1703712499578.jpg (30.35 KB, 640x360, 1000012345.jpg)

I'm kinda scared to watch this movie because I think I might develop a crush on him and he's ugly. I know absolutely nothing about the plot or his character but idk I just have a feeling

No. 1830683

>>1830680
Anton fucking Chigurh anon??? KEKKK

No. 1830687

>>1830680
You won't he's a creepy retard

No. 1830693

>>1830680
Is your type is extremely autistic men?

No. 1830695

>>1830693
nta but yes

No. 1830699

>>1830693
>>1830687
Is it awful that I'm mildly interested. But I really didn't know he was like that, I'll watch it and report back

No. 1830700

>>1830680
Holy shit some of us are so alike it's scary, because same.

No. 1830702

>>1830695
You might like Anton then, but I would suggest working out your issues instead of continuing on like this and risking falling for a wall-punching furry.

No. 1830706

>>1830702
>wall punching furry bf
vs
>door slamming normie bf

No. 1830710

>>1830628
i guess i'll read the book after this, i found a pdf online. the flamboyant homosexual(?) moid in the movie pisses me off, he dresses no different than any other moid that hates colour and likes the most basic of pieces any male could own and yet it's somehow unfashionable for Andy to not wear heels, and spends the movie calling Andy fat while looking the way he does, bald creep.

No. 1830711

This site has a.lot of nostalgia for me and I wont stop posting because I'm pregnant

No. 1830714

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>>1830711
I diagnose your baby with autism.

No. 1830717

>>1830714
It has a belly button aw

No. 1830720

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No. 1830723

File: 1703714177439.jpg (395.97 KB, 2112x2112, 1000012924.jpg)

What do you think about those uterus plushies?

No. 1830727

>>1830723
They're cute, but I prefer to be unaware that I have organs inside of me, especially the uterus, since I have heavy cramps during my period and I don't want to be reminded of it

No. 1830728

>>1830723
Its like a stomach or a liver plushie to me, I don't really see the appeal

No. 1830729

>>1830711
Okay but if you're the one that just got pregnant you don't have to post about it in every damn thread. If you're not her keep on truckin

No. 1830730

>>1830729
Nta but true

No. 1830731

>>1830729
Nta but honestly I see anons complaining about pregnant anons more than I actually see pregnant anons. You guys are making a mountain out of a molehill.

No. 1830732

>>1830729
My pregnancy posts are like 5-10% of the posts I write and I put them in the appropriate threads (stupid questions, vent, pregnant thread etc)

No. 1830733

>>1830732
Except there was also one in the last dumbass shit thread. I can see the baby is already eating away at your gray matter

No. 1830734

>>1830733
NTA but that anon in the last dumbass shit thread probably isn't her. Remember what the mods told us about assuming every anon is the same person?

No. 1830735

>>1830695
wish we could get cute young autistic guys. Men get tomoko, we get this fat old uggo >>1830680

No. 1830737

>>1830733
This is an anonymous site but also, are you keeping track of all posts mentioning pregnancy in a Google spreadsheet or some shit?

No. 1830739

>>1830733
True that one was me I just forgot, being nauseous at 4 weeks feels like dumbass shit. Pregnancy was being talked about so I figured it was ok to write there too. Just ignore me nona

No. 1830741

>>1830735
It is weird that autistic, loser female characters are still pretty, or revealed to be pretty in an episode where they take care of their appearance. Meanwhile, autistic, loser men are always just ugly. Why does the media love ugly dudes so much?

No. 1830742

>>1830737
Yeah and your post is going under "anons who challenge me". No but really I was in the last thread and I remember that post because there was a fight about it.

No. 1830743

>>1830741
Self inserting

No. 1830745

File: 1703715153939.gif (44 KB, 360x268, IMG_7001.gif)

>>1830733
That wasn’t her it was the dryad from Round the Twist pretending to be Pete (because boys can’t post here)

No. 1830748

>>1830741
we cant have shit

No. 1830749

>>1830730
Samefag but I take this back I've changed my mind

No. 1830750

>>1830745
Guys giving birth makes me horny

No. 1830752

>>1830750
Is it men giving birth or men in pain?

No. 1830756

>>1830752
ntayrt but men in pain… men are made to be in pain.

No. 1830757

>>1830711
Why on earth would being pregnant stop you from posting on an imageboard

No. 1830758

>>1830757
Nonas further up think I shouldnt lol

No. 1830759

>>1830735
>>1830741
wouldn't cute male autists be basically any stoic anime guy? those are everywhere. i was gonna say L is the best example but some nonnas consider him ugly

No. 1830760

>>1830758
BE a rebel

No. 1830761

>>1830757
Some anons think anyone who posts here is like legally retarded and shouldn't reproduce or something kek

No. 1830762

File: 1703715950814.jpg (113.68 KB, 628x785, 1000012925.jpg)

>>1830759
Wait, anons think L is ugly? I mean he's not panty-soaking hot, but he isn't ugly.

No. 1830763

>>1830757
Bringing a child into this world is simply a very difficult and mature decision to make. Therefore the thought of such a person at the same time still spending time in this online daycare for retards (and I'm totally including myself in this) is a bit worrying.
I too already have 2 mommy friends and their kids are the sole focus of their lifes, they don't even own a computer. Any second they don't spend with their babies is either spent sleeping or meeting other adults irl. Free time as a mom is rare, so normal moms use it for really important things and not this.

No. 1830764

>>1830762
I'm rewatching death note and the autism on L is so freaking obvious. Also he's a britbong so of course he's ugly, just not as ugly as most britbongs. I think he smells like feet and has greasy hair though.

No. 1830767

>>1830762
Nta and this might be an unpopular opinion on here but I have never in my life seen a cartoon as attractive, or not attractive for that matter. I respect anons that do, but I just can't relate at all when they're sharing their husbandos and it's a drawing kek, I just don't get it but you do you nonnas

No. 1830768

>>1830763
I havent given birth yet, I'm under 2 months preg. Once I get further along out of the danger zone I'm going to make other mother friends and probably leave the internet as a whole

No. 1830769

>>1830768
Make a lolcow mommy discord server

No. 1830770

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>>1830761
How they picture lc moms

No. 1830771

>>1830763
Nta but to be fair she's still pregnant so her time isn't being occupied by the baby yet, also it's possible she posts sometimes and doesn't spend all her time here. But I don't really get the
>Therefore the thought of such a person at the same time still spending time in this online daycare for retards
part cause like this site isn't that far removed from normalcy is it? We're just shooting the shit and gossiping?

No. 1830772

File: 1703716350409.png (5.29 MB, 2478x1748, autistic girl vn.png)

>>1830759
no, i meant autistic in the tomoko nerd way. I want a male version of this

No. 1830773

File: 1703716423184.png (Spoiler Image,452.52 KB, 1026x619, Screenshot 2023-12-28 040328.p…)

(spoiler for ugly fat moid) omfg, they can't be serious, they can't possibly think this could be considered an attractive man, you're fucking kidding me

No. 1830774

File: 1703716424888.jpg (36.94 KB, 607x506, images-1.jpg)

Was Kira right in killing criminals and rapists? If Kira was real, should it be a woman instead? And should it be a lolcow user?

No. 1830775

>>1830752
Both. Both is good

No. 1830776

>>1830767
you have said this a million times already, we get it, you are too stacy for lolcow go fuck your 3dpd

No. 1830777

>>1830769
I would, idk if mods would let me since it would take traffic away from the site.

No. 1830778

File: 1703716452499.jpg (119.61 KB, 1079x431, 1000012927.jpg)

>>1830764
Well apparently L isn't even a full bloodied britbong, he's an ethnic mutt, so it makes since that he's not TERRIBLE looking kek

No. 1830782

>>1830771
I know that she isn't busy with a baby now, but can you change that quickly and immediately go from keking and fighting on lc to taking care of something fragile and living 24/7? So many here tried quitting imageboards but always come back again.

No. 1830783

>>1830774
Quick, Deathnotefags make a guide on what kind of posters L and Light would be

No. 1830784

>>1830771
When she gives birth her baby's brain will be ingrained with all the gossip posts she as a pregnant mother read on here. So that means anon will have a based baby terf (if female) or an autistic failure (if male)

No. 1830785

>>1830762
My dad still bullies me about him to this day, and it's been almost a decade since i had a crush on him kek
>Anon i know you like your guys all emo and weird as hell like that pale anime guy
>>1830767
what do you think about husbandos from 3d videogames?
>>1830772
The 1st and 3rd are so me, i finally feel represented

No. 1830786

>>1830782
I'm ok with lolcow moms having a kek over here from time to time as long as they're responsible with their babies

No. 1830787

>>1830763
>they don't even own a computer
Lol for most people this day and age that's just impractical, but more importantly: if any pregnant anon feels like donating their PC to me go ahead, my laptop is kinda shit.

No. 1830788

>>1830782
This site isnt that serious for me nona its just something to pass the time. I'm waiting to walk to a Drs appointment which is why I've replied so much today
>>1830784
Maybe if I read a bunch of tranny hate threads it'll make the boy baby get a repulsion to that degenerate shit

No. 1830789

>>1830773
nona what is this quality?… i pray for you

No. 1830790

>>1830778
This is just all the European ethnicities that Japanese people are obsessed with for some reason

No. 1830791

>>1830776
I've never said that before? Relax there's more than a few anons here. And I'm not looking down on you I was just saying I don't get it and thought some other anons might feel the same. Sorry I hurt your fee fees

No. 1830792

>>1830785
Your dad? You told your dad about your husbando?! You're braver than I am.

No. 1830793

>>1830777
You definitely can

No. 1830794

>>1830791
you have definetly said it before, you always say the same thing and finish it with ''lol'' or ''kek''. It has become recognizable.

No. 1830795

>>1830782
>but can you change that quickly and immediately go from keking and fighting on lc to taking care of something fragile and living 24/7?
I mean, yes? Why wouldn't she be able too? Mothers aren't serious 24/7, they go from doing lots of different things to caring for an infant.

No. 1830796

>>1830788
Show this thread to your baby once he's born

No. 1830797

>>1830794
Shut up im nta and i end most of my posts with kek. Kek.

No. 1830799

>>1830795
Yeah, like watching TV or reading magazines, it's not crazy different lol
>>1830794
NTA but I also finishy sentences like that, isn't that normal?

No. 1830800

>>1830797
no, she has said the same fucking thing and ended it with ''kek'' before. That or we have several fucking newfags, only newfags overuse kek/lol.

No. 1830801

>>1830771
If it’s not that far from normalcy why don’t you tell your friends and coworkers you hang out on lc? You know you’ll get rekt for being a terf manhating extremist homophobic ableist bitch

No. 1830802

>>1830796
I'll read out all the unpopular opinions to him so he ends up based and radfem pilled

No. 1830803

>>1830800
>only newfags overuse kek/lol.
first lowercase posting now this?

No. 1830804

>>1830785
I'm still not attracted to them and I don't really get it but I respect the anons that do, I'm sure they'd think the men I find attractive are disgusting so fair enough kek

>>1830794
You can tinfoil if you'd like but I've never said that before, that's why I said it now cause I had never seen any anons mention that before. And I've seen tons of anons end their sentence with kek, and I never say lol. What are you so mad about kek, why are some of you so determined to offended and infight over the most benign things?

No. 1830805

>>1830802
have you thought about getting an aboytion and trying again?

No. 1830806

>>1830805
I'm not far long enough to know what gender it is but no I won't abort if it's a boy lmao

No. 1830808

>>1830803
overusing kek/lol is definetly newfag behaviour. It's something you never see in 4chan and would get you scolded there as a newfag.

No. 1830809

>>1830777
No one would care that much, it'd either be dead or kill itself in a melt down of retarded drama that would spill here while making no sense for the majority of farmers.

No. 1830810

>>1830806
you should tbh

No. 1830812

>>1830806
I always wondered what pregnant anons thought about other anons being willing to abort males. Like, anons talk big game about getting rid of male embryos and such, but would they really go through with it? And what do pregnant women think?

No. 1830813

>>1830800
I over use kek and lol and have done it since forever, idk what you're on, nta btw
>>1830795
I agree, mothers are people too and deserve to have fun. You need to relax to keep yourself happy and stress free too you know, I don't think anyone out there could be baby mode all the time. My question is why lolcow though? Not judging, just wondering if she wouldn't enjoy something with less infighting, I'm not pregnant and yet this place stresses me out a lot sometimes

No. 1830816

>>1830809
Meh, I've been in nice lc discord servers before. I can't imagine a pregnancy/motherhood group to be that bad

No. 1830817

>>1830808
Nta but you can't tell which anons are overusing it because you can't tell which anon is which, and do you know what the most newfag behaviour is? Nitpicking and whining about pointless shit and being an oversensitie little crybaby when someone hurts your feelings

No. 1830818

>>1830812
I think it's dumb but honestly I kind of understand why some women would.

No. 1830819

>>1830818
Ooh okay, thank you for your input

No. 1830820

>>1830813
I like lolcow because it's less lefty and I relate to these women more than your average normie social media. The anonymous aspect is good too. This place doesn't stress me out

No. 1830822


No. 1830823

does anyone else remember that mom anon in one of the plastic surgery threads who had a meltdown for several posts because her boob implants didn't come out good

No. 1830824

>>1830817
you dont need to recognize the anon to know they are overusing kek. They normally use it as a replacement for ''/s''. Instead of saying ''i think all men should die'' they will say ''i think all men should die kek''. It's newfag behaviour and lack of integration. You are free to use it but it's honestly not neccesary considering this is an anonymous imageboard, it also has an irony poisoning flavour to it, like the anon is too afraid of being honest.

No. 1830826

>>1830824
This is so autistic, and not in a good way. And I've been here 7 years, I don't use it to denote sarcasm I just like saying kek. It's really not that deep but keep crying about it I guess, kek

No. 1830827

>>1830826
see? you are using it exactly as i said, you are proving my point.

No. 1830829

>>1830827
That wasn't sarcasm

No. 1830830

It's kind of crazy that anons get accused of being newfags for lowercase typing and just saying kek a little bit "too much". It's like the accusers are university assignment graders

No. 1830831

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>>1830762
>>1830764
It's funny because some months ago I was playing a visual novel called slow damage pls don't judge and pic rel (Rei Izumi) is canonically considered "beautiful" because he was born to a Japanese father and a British mother, I just side eyed it tbh. They even make it a point to say that he has the same pretty features as his mom, idk kek

No. 1830834

>>1830824
You literally start an infight over the dumbest shit every day, around the same time, and always itt

>>1830827
She's clearly doing that on purpose to piss you off more you fucking dunce

No. 1830836

>>1830812
nta an abortion is a big deal. While it may be funny to joke about it, the realization that you are potentially terminating the life of your future child can be overwhelming. I have had friends who accidentally became pregnant and couldn't bring themselves to go through with the abortion. Even those who did proceed with it still experienced trauma. and this isn't the case for everyone, but it is a significant factor.

No. 1830837

Can't we just all get along?

No. 1830838

>>1830831
So it's a thing that the Japanese really like Britbongs, Italyfags, and Russiafags, and the frenchfrogs? Especially the britbongs? Yeah I don't know any historical context as to why that could be, but I guess it just is what it is kek

No. 1830839

>>1830788
Some anons just seem to take LC so seriously for some reason, to me it's a silly internet place I waste time on, I don't get why it'd be such a big deal or why anyone would feel like graduating from it. Sometimes I read something so stupid here that makes me want to punch the poster but I soon forget about it.

No. 1830840

>>1830839
>Some anons just seem to take LC so seriously for some reason
Probably cause it's all they have going on in their life

No. 1830841

>>1830834
>She's clearly doing that on purpose to piss you off more you fucking dunce
exactly, it's newfaggotry. She got called out so now she's doing what obnoxious newfags do, double down and throw temper tantrums like babies. Anyone who has ever used imageboards knows ''kek'' only gets used as a reaction to something funny, not just thrown in the sentece because anon is too afraid of being serious for once.

No. 1830843

>>1830841
Nta but are you done? Have you got that all out of your system and can we move on now?(retarded infighting)

No. 1830844

>>1830838
Someone more educated than me can explain better but I think that with bongs and russians is due to having (realatively?) early international relations and Italy and France is because they used to be such big cultural exponents.

No. 1830845

>>1830843
do whatever you want newfag, go post for the 50th time about the food you ate or what celebrity is too ugly because she has pointy elbows.(retarded infighting)

No. 1830846

File: 1703718402898.webm (2.94 MB, 576x1024, gabe.webm)

>>1830759
>>1830735
Your post made me think of that super autistic teenage boy that had lesbian moms. There were a bunch of weirdos and creeps leaving comments about him on their account.
but I really do wish majority of autistic males were more like this.

No. 1830848

>>1830846
Actually…..yeah I wish they were more like that too. Less talky, more observey.

No. 1830849

>>1830846
>rare actually attractive male
>nonspeaking autist
yet again proof that being a straight woman is literal hell

No. 1830850

>>1830838
France and Japan have a good relationship, especially in the fine arts, cooking, etc. French artists were inspired by Japanese art in the 19th century for example.

No. 1830854


No. 1830855

>>1830854
Retard I'd fuck?

No. 1830856

>>1830854
>>1830849
He's 14 years old

No. 1830857

File: 1703718898086.jpg (78.8 KB, 735x695, 1000012859.jpg)

>>1830856
Those anons might wanna delete their comments then.

No. 1830859

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No. 1830860

There are no "real" countries in my mind. These are not organized groups of unified people, they are all either glorified pyramid schemes or mental asylums run by the most unhinged inmates. Sometimes they are both.

No. 1830867

>>1830860
You’re 100% right but also wrong because “country” is just a word we made up to describe a thing we made up (countries)

No. 1830873

File: 1703719828049.png (480.42 KB, 821x660, 3vevav.png)

>>1830857
>>1830856
It's not like they'd be the first one's, if you go to any sort of video about him, the vast majority of comments will be about how "attractive" gabe is
https://www.facebook.com/reel/869139294972836
I think his mothers are aware of that fact, but care more about potential fame and money.

No. 1830877

>>1830867
Correct.

No. 1830879

File: 1703720018373.jpg (71.28 KB, 916x665, 1703138730958.jpg)

>>1830873
>autistic nonverbal teenage boy gets women on lolcow and Facebook saying he's hot
holy shit KEK

No. 1830881

>>1830849
Why did you phrase it as if a man being nonspeaking was a bad thing?

No. 1830882

>>1830879
Why do you keep posting this cat?

No. 1830883

>>1830877
We’re cooking. What else you got?

No. 1830884

>>1830882
That’s her she’s a cat. Obviously.

No. 1830886

>>1830879
He's not "hot" but he's definitely cute

No. 1830887

>>1830873
This reminds me of this other dummy that has a bunch of men orbiting him in his chat. At least said dummy is of age but he is violent

No. 1830892

>>1830884
I feel like if I was a cat, I would be a black one. Just a thought.

No. 1830893

>>1830892
I would be a tabby with white spots because I'm middle eastern but my grandma is white

No. 1830896

File: 1703720936652.jpeg (56.59 KB, 564x564, IMG_2901.jpeg)

>>1830884
I would be a tortie or calico

No. 1830900


No. 1830901

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>>1830892
Is this you?

No. 1830902

>>1830901
Cuuute

No. 1830903

File: 1703721316481.jpg (48.89 KB, 453x604, 1000012931.jpg)

>>1830901
Yup, you got me.

No. 1830904

File: 1703721327073.jpg (116.41 KB, 736x1472, 4d890b3cc2aecc8900001405baa811…)

>>1830896
I would be this one (has a live grenade concealed inside)

No. 1830905

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>>1829914
tbh i love skater dresses. plain ones are better or floral patterns to me. i have seen some mighty ugly ones in my travels.
>>1829923
that's actually a good way to style them! my biggest issue is that spaghetti straps (thin straps in gen) and i never get along. i did find one on hot topic i may buy lol. i have seen it on their site for years but never snagged. i have the extra crimmas money so… why not? was thinking some tights (fish nets feel too like.. idk wrong) then a pair of boots or smthin. its very black parade-esque and i feel like i should be embarrassed (i am not)

No. 1830909

>>1830900
Benny Blanco an ip2 streamer. He is not autistic but kind of dumb and an alcoholic. He fights with his parents on stream too.

No. 1830911

>>1830909
Samefag he has some gay men orbiting him in his chat

No. 1830912

>>1830883
I think the quality of the local cuisine of a place should be used as a method of determining whether or not a specific area/climate is feasibly livable for humans. The worse the food, the less livable that place is. Because of this, I believe that most of northern Europe is fundamentally bad for humans to live in, but most of Africa, Asia, southern Europe, and the Americas (starting from the southern half of USA extending downwards to the bottom of South America) are very livable climates for humans.
This is not a measure of whether or not we can physically survive in these locations, nor is it referring to the quality of life that happens to be associated with these locations as a result of sociopolitical factors. Rather, I believe this to be related to the psychological reactions we as a species have to specific environments. Think of it like a zoo—An animal will be most psychologically sound when in an environment that resembles its natural habitat.

No. 1830917

>>1830912
What's wrong with northern euro cuisine?

No. 1830920

>>1830911
Gabe too has/had creepy gay men orbiting him, it was posted on here about a year back.

No. 1830926

>>1830873
Oh they know. Hasn’t been a billion other cases of parents posting their children (of both sexes and all ages) and ignoring their clearly pedo audience? Fucking evil, those poor kids. We used to have parents scared of even letting their kids outside for fear of them being snatched up in a white van but now parents are just posting their entire kids lives online. Reminds me of those cow parents with the autistic daughter Abby who had a really disturbing KF thread.

No. 1830927

>>1830602
Kek amazing work nonna

No. 1830934

File: 1703722706682.jpeg (60.84 KB, 500x474, まんだらけまんだらけ 渋谷店 【ゆく年くる年】【少女レトロ…)

Pinterest has been showing me 70's shoujo merch and it hurts me so much that I'll never have all this crap.

No. 1830935

File: 1703722756643.jpeg (87.2 KB, 736x736, download (2).jpeg)

>>1830934
Look at it.

No. 1830937

>>1830912
I think different people thrive in different latitudes and you’re letting your personal food taste rule your opinion here. Kinda still agree with you on a lot of it though. Most people need more sun, a smaller amount of people need less sun

No. 1830939

File: 1703722973619.gif (3.95 MB, 320x240, IMG_7005.gif)

>>1830935
I don't mind the freckles (on my face)
And I like my flat nose
I love being tomboyish and playing practical jokes,
I love racing and skipping
I am, I am, I am Candy!

Being alone,
I feel a bit lonely during such times,
I stare at the mirror.
Smile, smile, smile Candy
Say goodbye to your crying face, isn't that right, Candy, Candy?

I don't care about my (fashion) style
I think I'm cute being a bit chubby
I love throwing up a rope and climbing trees,
I love whistling and chatting
I am, I am, I am Candy

Even if you are unkind to me,
I don't care about it
I can take insults
I love cakes and cookies,
I also love my green dress
I am, I am, I am Candy!

When I am counting the stars,
I feel a bit lonely during that time, I wink to myself
Smile, smile, smile Candy
Say goodbye to your crying face, isn't that right, Candy, Candy?

No. 1830943

I genuinely don't know how people go a week, or even months, without talking a shower. I'm not even talking about depression, I just mean filthy people. I can't go more than 2 days or I start to feel like I'm covered in bodily fluid and dirt. When I was young I used to go days without showering, I can't fathom that i used to be like that.

No. 1830944

>>1830934
Stuff like this pops up every week in big lots on yahoo auctions.

No. 1830956

>>1830939
god i loved this show, the beginning of it at least. it went shit by the end. (i fucking hate terry) too bad we will never get a reboot or anything because of the whole copyright drama

No. 1830958

>>1830943
i used to be gross bc my mom never thought me basic hygiene because she was overworking all the time and when i was in like middle school/freshman high school i used to shower once every like 10-12 days. then i had a revelation that i can indeed shower more often and it's fine and it won't be a waste of water or something now i'm a daily shower person. when you are used to being slimy and gross you can go pretty long before showering because it becomes your normal. once you make daily showering a habit you can't go back but the opposite way is also true it's all about what your normal is.

No. 1830962

>>1830939
How did Japanese people know what freckles were?

No. 1830967

>>1830943
Some people get itchy when they shower (it dried them out)

No. 1830969

>>1830967
worst excuse. You know water is wet?

No. 1830973

>>1830967
For some reason this post is killing me kek

No. 1830977

I can't believe we broke our Christmas disaster streak

No. 1830979

>>1830973
>>1830969
I can’t remember the science reason (water attracts to water? Osmosis? Hot water washes the skin oils off?) but showering really does dry your skin out and that feels itchy to some people. meant to type dries not dried

No. 1830986

File: 1703725656245.gif (2.95 MB, 540x310, 1000012370.gif)

Good news I am not horny for him, but I did like it when he was bloody and limping. Great fuckin movie though

No. 1830991

why do I always leave whenever shit always gets interesting? lol

No. 1830992

Mixing vodka with water sounds so dumb but I haven't had a hangover since I started doing it. Also I have a weird rash should I go to the doctor? It's not itchy or painful it's just there.
>>1830943
I used to be so nasty but then I met someone who reeked of sweat all the time and ever since I've been paranoid about smelling bad.

No. 1830994

>>1830793
>>1830809
Fair enough, I'll make one. Where would I post it though? would anyone in here want to join or should I just stick to the /g/ mother thread?

No. 1830998

File: 1703726136744.jpg (61.99 KB, 1280x720, 1000012920.jpg)

The Jungle Movie was kind of anticlimactic because even though Arnold learns that Helga likes him and they kiss, they still act regular friends at the very end. Like, at least make a shot where they're holding hands back at school.

No. 1831000

>>1830998
How the fuck did he come out of his mom with that giant ass football head

No. 1831001

>>1830986
Please come back in a week and inform us of whether or not this has changed after the thought of him has had time to marinate within your mind.

No. 1831005

>>1830986
i enjoyed that part too.

No. 1831011

>>1830986
Who is this guy i keep seeing him everywhere

No. 1831012

>>1831001
Yeah I wasn't completely put off by him so I am worried about that happening. And I really wish letterboxd categorized reviews by "people trying to be funny" and "actual serious reviews"

No. 1831014

>>1831011
From the movie No Country For Old Men

No. 1831015

>>1831014
okay damn i live under a rock kek, thank you anon i will be watching this movie later

No. 1831016

>>1831011
Ok we officially need to have No Country for Old Men movie night

No. 1831017

>>1831016
God I hope we have media literate nons because so many (males so I'll give you gals some credit) misunderstand the character of the Anthony dude.

No. 1831018

File: 1703726961696.jpg (72.44 KB, 550x366, 1000012933.jpg)

Once, I went to a Hibachi Grill restaurant, and a chef did a trick with sliced vegetable bits. He would toss a piece of vegetable and fling it at customers for them to catch with their mouths. I tried catching a piece or vegetable, but it bounced right off my forehead which made the a crowd of other customers laugh. I was so close to catching the vegetable, I still think about it now.

No. 1831028

File: 1703727410142.jpg (Spoiler Image,24.14 KB, 280x700, e99842e9e9acd6a594615f87a8e430…)

>>1831011
Javier bardem

No. 1831031

>>1831017
Creepy 4chan dwellers see a quiet man and Ryan Gosling in Drive-ify him like the faggots they are

No. 1831035

>>1831028
I hate that I'm attracted to men

No. 1831039

File: 1703727755167.jpg (18.32 KB, 220x313, 1000012384.jpg)

Chris Angel looks so bad now holy fuck

No. 1831040

>>1831028
Holy shit he's married to Penelope Cruz

No. 1831041

>>1831028
Love him he looks weirdly similar to my nigel kek I never noticed that before

No. 1831042

>>1831039
i don’t understand why he’s famous

No. 1831045

File: 1703727878586.jpg (1.54 MB, 1317x2048, 1000012934.jpg)

>>1831039
Can you guess who HE was?

No. 1831049

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>>1831040
>Penelope Cruz
Another example of "women hit the wall" being such a myth. Men don't age like wine, and women don't age like milk. Switch the ingredients to the genders because that's how it truly is.

No. 1831050


No. 1831051

>>1831039
I almost believed you

No. 1831052

>>1831049
I love them together, they're all I have left after Shakira and her man split

No. 1831057

>>1830854
I'm not kidding I hope you die

No. 1831062

>>1830846
This video unsettles me for some reason

No. 1831063

>>1831062
In a lot of videos on the account, he's ages 10-12. He's a nonverbal mentally handicapped CHILD. Is it weird that his moms post these weird, long, silent videos of him just swimming? Yes

No. 1831064

>>1831063
Stimming not swimming, to lazy to delete and repoast

No. 1831065

>>1831063
I meant like, the way he stares at the camera and shakes his head makes me uncomfortable but also what the fuck

No. 1831066

>>1831063
I hope those anons are actually underage because he very clearly looks like a young teenager

No. 1831067

>>1831016
I’m pissed I had a link but it got taken down
What would you pair it with? Something else misunderstood by males like American psycho or something like There Will be Blood
I honestly want to do A Prayer Before Dawn but I’m afraid the tranny will freak nonas out. also Bronson because it’s crazy and I put it in the same category

No. 1831068

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>>1831045
just a thought.

No. 1831070


No. 1831072

>>1831067
am i the only one who found american psycho kinda stupid? i dont understand why scrotes hype it up so much. this is kinda unrelated to your post sorry kek

No. 1831073

>>1831072
I always assumed american psycho was meant to be a satirization of self importance

No. 1831076

>>1830909
I bet his parents wish he were a nonverbal autist

No. 1831077

>>1831072
No it is stupid, very stupid. The woman who directed it made it funny though.

No. 1831079

>>1831065
He does that because he's mentally challenged, like literally has the brain of a 3 year old, and he gets positive reinforcement from his moms for doing so

No. 1831080

>>1831067
Perfect opportunity to watch drive

No. 1831081

>>1831067
you can watch it on movieboxpro

No. 1831082

>>1831072
The author is a gay man making a conversation piece about the sociopathy of Wall st business types

No. 1831085

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>>1830935
>>1830934
This reminds me of how much I love looking at vtg mimi/jenny dolls

No. 1831087

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>>1831077
I dont 90% of the zoomer scrotes making misogynistic tiktok memes with Patrick even watched the movie or read the book. They always act like they're so "based" and all-knowing about shit they discovered two days ago, when they don't even read the source material. Do they even know about the rat torture from the book? Little punk baby ass faggots.

No. 1831090

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>>1831085
Her frosted lip Britney moment

No. 1831092

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No. 1831095

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>>1831092
They had the cutest lips

No. 1831113

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>>1828726
kek Chai is honestly so wild

No. 1831116

File: 1703731771260.gif (5.66 MB, 480x270, 9IhlIv.gif)

>>1831113
You wake up one morning to a knock on your door. You throw on a pair of uggs and put your long flaxen hair into a messy bun paired with a teal camisole and Hollister shorts and walk to the front door. You can't believe your eyes–Michael. "Eh he he," he says shyly, "I am here to take you away to work with me on tour and shine my shoes." Your face drains of color as you remember your father's gambling debts, and you are trembling at the site of this sensuous man. Suddenly your father leaps from behind the kitchen island and runs straight toward Michael. They begin to fight for your ownership with mixed martial arts.

No. 1831127

Everything always states so weird after I have a seizure

No. 1831128

File: 1703732588838.jpg (160.12 KB, 1080x593, IMG_20231228_040017.jpg)

All countries need to become this brutal about males weight

No. 1831131

>>1831128
idk is 56 kilos enough if i like my men tall and muscular?

No. 1831132

>>1831128
This looks amusing and hes cute

No. 1831143

>>1831132
>hes cute
The one who is chinless and covered in cystic acne?

No. 1831157

it’s so dead in here everyone wake tf up

No. 1831161

WWYD? Personally I would waterboard him and beat him with hammers ill say that much

No. 1831165

>>1831161
I would report him to a worker.

No. 1831166

File: 1703735668624.jpeg (22.82 KB, 648x474, images.jpeg)

I've been watching kamen rider black and most the villains' evil plans are basically just picrel. Not that I'm complaining, I find it amusing how the plot gets pushed aside for fight scenes and costumes. But the villains are like we'll kidnap talented artists, then we'll get them trained under espers to become psychic, then we'll send them to infiltrate different technology corporations, then we'll put them to compete against each other, then we'll just destroy the data they're both working on, then they'll despair because it'll all have been in vain, ???, humanity is destroyed and kamen rider loses.

No. 1831167

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>>1831157
cutting into my bedtime hours waiting for someone to post some dumbass shit and start a riot in here BUT NOBODY IS AWAKE WAKE THE FUCK UP RETARDS

No. 1831168

>>1831165
He is your husband in this scenario

No. 1831169

>>1831168
Wait what?
1) I wouldn't even marry a fat fuck moid.
2) Okay, let's say I DID marry him. I would immediately file for divorce.

No. 1831171

Nose rings on men look so GAY

No. 1831173

>>1831171
Nose rings look gay on anyone

No. 1831174

Brozone SUCKS I wish Velvet and Veneer killed all the trolls to make their superior music.

No. 1831178

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>>1831174
Singing killed his grandma!!! Okay?!?

No. 1831183

>>1831178
lel I think of that stupid line once a day.

No. 1831186

>>1831183
No you don't desu

No. 1831189

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No. 1831191

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Y’all don’t know how excited little me got back when Meapless in Seattle dropped

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No. 1831195

>>1831174
is the new trolls movie… good? i keep seeing unironic ship art of it

No. 1831196

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No. 1831198

>>1831196
the hell did Meap ever do to you? if you newfags are gonna use these twitter reaction gifs at least use one that applies

No. 1831202

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>>1831195
So if the girl is pink and the boy is blue, will the baby be purple?

No. 1831206

>>1831198
Motherfucker scary looking also I can tell you very kindly that googling stomping bug gif and grabbing the first I saw has nothing to do with twitter

No. 1831227

I don't really care if aliens are real or not. Unless those aliens are going to solve our many crises or at least kill all of humanity instantly then they can fuck off because we're already full.

No. 1831228


No. 1831230

>>1831227
I hope they have huge penises

No. 1831235

>>1831228
>>1831230
Pretty much. Unless those aliens are going to do one of the following
>Kill all of humanity swiftly, quickly, and efficiently
>Fix our crises such as rent prices, inability to afford healthcare like medication, sexism etc.
>Enslaves all of humanity and treats humans as their expensive pets like a pitmommy treats her pitbulls
then I genuinely can't bring myself to give less of a shit.

No. 1831244

>>1831195
I liked it, but I'd only recommend it if you like animated jukebox musicals and don't mind weak plots/writing. Mind you the writing isn't terrible, but it's not the best trolls movie.

No. 1831245

>>1831235
I just hope the aliens are hot as fuck, I wouldn't mind them violently murdering moids while taking care of women.

No. 1831246

File: 1703741060121.jpg (196.62 KB, 1000x1500, 7d9856e2524a723932d5931c630b2c…)

I'm entering my microbangs/winged eyeliner/full black baggy attire era, i'm tired of the cute pinky aesthetic and i'm sick of looking "approachable" and men/people acting like i'm retarded just because of my babyface, might as well dress how i actually want and stop giving 0 fucks, if they get "intimidated" so be it. I love me some black and long ass skirts. Whoever likes it, likes it

No. 1831270

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>>1831230
>>1831245
They're ugly. Look at the dudes from Roswell and Varginha in Brazil. Also did you ever notice how those greys don't seem to have females in their ranks? Thats why they abduct us for hybrids, cus just like human men, they are weak and need us to reproduce their nasty genes. I'm telling you, they did something to their women, just like men are trying to cull our numbers, same shit everywhere, Earth, Nibiru, Zeta Reticuli, doesn't matter where in space, males will male. Only thing they gonna give you is an ugly baby and cancer… so, they're exactly like human scrotes but without noses. The ones that aren't so bad are fucking manlets and will still give you cancer and the ones that are hot don't care about humans, they might be humans themselves. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I'm onto them since I was a teen, and the invisible ones keep coming to my house and I know that they know that I know that they saw me when I saw them turning off the engine or whatever was that weird light. I almost had proof that day but they were fast, fucking spineless twats. Don't trust the aliens. Stop this Hat propaganda that aliens are hot, there is no Garrus Vakarian, there are only space rapists and eugenicists. The galactic police is too busy for us puny humans.

No. 1831271

>>1831270
But are their cocks huge

No. 1831280

>>1831271
Guess the Hats succeeded in their brainwashing. We're closer to extinction.

No. 1831285

>>1830873
>>1830846
don't let the coquette or edtwt get a hold of him.

No. 1831286

File: 1703745322732.jpg (80.64 KB, 720x720, shopping.jpg)

It's so funny to me when someone gets so accustomed to the wannabe celeb way of talking at people that comes with convincing yourself you're an influencer on twitter or Tumblr that they say the stupidest statements ever about themselves like theyre dropping an announcement. "One thing about me is I [do something literally everyone does]" nobody cares bitch

No. 1831288

>>1831285
He looks like Chad from coldones if he were thin and not an alcoholic

No. 1831289

File: 1703745436791.png (2.17 MB, 1080x1624, sorry.PNG)

>>1831227
I really wouldn’t mind if this were the type of alien we’d got tbh.

No. 1831292

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>>1831288
Damn nona you're kinda right

No. 1831293

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>>1831289
Let them know

No. 1831294

>>1831288
again, weird way to talk about a child.

No. 1831295

>>1831294
I'm talking about his facial features you weird bitch

No. 1831297

>>1831295
you are, your directly talking about his face and comparing him to an adult man.

No. 1831302

>>1831289
These fuckers deserve what they got.

No. 1831304

>>1830789
shush, viva la piracy

No. 1831305

>>1831297
Because their facial features, that said adult man was born with, looked the same even as a kid you flaming retard

No. 1831313

>>1831087
The book was shit IMO. It’s just endless violent drivel written in the most boring way possible. I rarely don’t finish a book but I gave up on that one after the scene at the zoo with the child yet I don’t remember the rat torture.

No. 1831319

>>1830414
>I feel like some new users take it to the far extreme and messes up the vibes
I know exactly what type of posters you're talking about. All of them are manhaters supreme but in an edgy 11 year old way, and they're massive consoomers, ironically of loli figurines and moidy shit like that kek. Some lc bunker discord has a few of them and I can recognize their posts, they're legitimately half retarded and love to avatarfag as well.
I'd rather interact with pregnant and married nonnies than neet womenchildren that have nothing interesting to say except which figurine they're adding to their massive collection next and how they totally want to kill scrotes, speaking as a womanchild weeb myself.

No. 1831321

>>1831067
TWBB would be perfect for the Dano nation kek

No. 1831322

The blue men from the blue men group are kind of cute

No. 1831324

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>>1831322
Oh them?

No. 1831326

>>1831322
i'm looking at the images on google but it just looks like it's three different guys every photo

No. 1831329

>>1831297
Nta but Who gives a shit. If you think that’s sexualising him then you probably have a guilty conscience yourself. It’s a perfectly normal thing to say.

No. 1831331

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>>1831321
I watched twbb for dano and i found it extremely boring but it was worth it solely because of that one scene where he gets roughed up

No. 1831333


No. 1831334

>>1831324
its nearly 2 am here and this is freaking me out. i know they are going to appear in my nightmares…

No. 1831337

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>>1831333
Ooooor could it be THESE blue men?

No. 1831339

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fuck marry kill?

No. 1831344

>>1831339
marry left since he's the prettiest
fuck middle i guess
kill the right one he's ugly

No. 1831347

>>1831339
Kill myself.

No. 1831349

>>1831339
I could never decide if they look better or worse covered in blue. I remember googling how they looked without the paint and somehow I found it worse.

No. 1831352

You are a lesbian because you love women. I'm a lesbian so I can get into the boys sleepover. We are NOT the same

No. 1831354

>>1831352
Do you have any other lame memes that aren't from twitter

No. 1831357

>>1831352
This doesn't make sense and only filled me with dread for your safety, even if you're just joking.

No. 1831358

Waiting for the melatonin to kick in AMA.

No. 1831359

>>1831358
What do you think you’ll dream about

No. 1831363

>>1831270
I unironically believe you. I'm now negatively prejudiced against all space aliens.

No. 1831366

>>1831359
I keep dreaming about my childhood home being all messed up. t looks like it's mekting. Parts of it are too big or different, there are new rooms. But it's all fslling apart. Maybe it will be that again.

No. 1831396

That's bait in unpopular opinions, right? Someone confirm, it was so stupid I can't believe what I read

No. 1831404

>>1831396
there's camping baiting moids again yeah

No. 1831406

>>1831270
> Also did you ever notice how those greys don't seem to have females in their ranks?
I mean they don't have dicks or any kind of sex characteristics so people just assume they're all male by default. If anything they're sexless.

No. 1831408

>>1830856
And? I didnt say i wanted to fuck him. He's going to grow up to be one of the rare 1% of attractive moids and its a waste hes autistic and retarded.

No. 1831409

>>1831396
Gasp an unpopular opinion in the appropriate thread ahh I got the vapors

No. 1831411

>>1831408
Completely creepy thing to say about a handicapped 14 year old.

No. 1831414

>>1831409
Saying vaginismus is fake feels like something a child or a scrote would say

No. 1831417

>>1831414
Oh my god it's more childish to assume it's automatically a man like it isnt the dumbest disorder ever

No. 1831418

>>1831411
You are making it creepy because you are retarded. Its like calling someone's baby cute.

No. 1831420

>>1831414
I'm such a smol bean even my punani is I need a training dilator the size of a baby carrot to train to take my bf's hog cuz I'm so teenie weenie everybody is so mean to me

No. 1831422

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>>1831113
Dayum that's hot

No. 1831423

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No. 1831424

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>>1831420
ethel cain tier

No. 1831433

>>1831424
Nta but no it isnt. Ethel cains post was genuinely creepy, embittered, and weird. I see what kind of woman anon is referring to because I've witnessed this myself. One of the women who I've seen do this was saying she was going to train herself with dildos for blowjobs but specifically said "not for my pussy tho it's too tight nothing can fit even a small tampon hurts ouchies :((" when nobody fucking asked. Nobody asked these women and they always volunteer it its bizarre.(:(()

No. 1831436

>>1831352
You sound like a future TIF

No. 1831438

>>1831433
The shuwus of lc feel offended over getting called out

No. 1831440

>>1831433
yeah there's a difference between that pedophilic serial killer male rageposting and ribbing pickmes who can't shut up about how much they play into crusty 4channoid males' fantasies. nobody likes those girls who go on and on about being smol and innocent

No. 1831441

>>1831433
i'm sure that's every woman who talks about having it yeah. it's not like there have been dozens of anons on here talking about their experience with it in a normal way or anything.

No. 1831442

>>1831433
Just because there are weirdos who larp having vaginismus doesn't mean it's not real

No. 1831443

>>1831441
nobody said it's every woman with vaginismus, learn to read retard

No. 1831445

>>1831443
the whole argument being made is that it doesn't sound real and that the women who talk about having it are just larping for scrote points.
>the only women I know who would tell like everyone they had it were ex coquettes

No. 1831446

>>1831445
notice the "would tell like everyone they had it" illiterate-kun?

No. 1831449

>>1831446
yeah because women who do have it don't talk about it because it is fucking embarrassing and women who don't have it have this exact response. where they don't think it sounds real or for some reason don't want to believe it's real. like they can't comprehend it could be the case. did you read the fucking post that one was replying to

No. 1831450

I would feel like god's choosen one if couldnt get impaled by moid's sausages

No. 1831452

>>1831446
Nta, this started as "vaginismus is fake and a dumb disorder" but now you're trying to turn it into "a-actually I said coquettes who brag about it are cringe!!" like shut up, we can see the posts idiot

No. 1831453

>>1831445
Im not even the original poster, but I said the only women I knew who talked about it voluntarily and often were ex coquettes because they literally were. If you see an issue with that you need to find something else to do.

No. 1831454

>>1831449
no, women don't react to normal discussions about vaginismus like this at all. they might react to pickmes humblebragging about it in a fetishistic way. there's no way you're legit being attacked by everyone for having vaginismus unless you're oversharing like these people

No. 1831455

>>1831452
Bitch I made one post about it and I wasn't that fucking anon piss off schizo

No. 1831456

>>1831454
Exactly. Its a weird thing to overshare yet there do exist women that mention it for literally no reason, we don't care and we don't want to know about your pussy kek.

No. 1831457

>>1831452
I didn't post any of the above, the original post was probably a shit-stirring male as usual. no need to get that riled up from bait. I just agree with anon's point that some of it ties into "uwu I'm just so SMOL" larping

No. 1831458

>>1831436
You're genuinely insane kek fantasizing about every comment you dont like being a ~future tif~ isn't some catchall comeback you think it is

No. 1831460

>>1831457
Yeah no one is like "oh this support group or this earnest topic is totally fake in entirety" it's "wow why are these random women just telling everyone they have vaginismus in bizarrely graphic and almost porny way when we didn't fucking ask". The women who volunteer this unwarranted always seem to describe it in a fetishistic way. When it comes to those women, no, I truly don't believe a lot of what they say because their brains are cooked.

No. 1831462

I wish male coquettes were a thing. I want a male uguu larper bf.

No. 1831463

File: 1703762663426.jpeg (1.24 MB, 5000x2813, IMG_9145.jpeg)

>>1831462
do men know how attractive the idea of a tarzan-type innocent manual laborer is? I don't think they do with the way they compulsively share their porn habits all over the place. but if they knew how attractive it is to be an innocent man they'd change strategies for sure

No. 1831468

>>1831460
>Vaginimus is a meme.
>like it isnt the dumbest disorder ever
this was the opinion that started it. you created a new argument that there are some women who larp having it and make it sound ridiculous which is like. yeah. obviously those women exist, who would disagree with that. but it's not what the original argument was

No. 1831469

>>1831468
You're almost sounding like you posted it yourself with the way you're continuing to drag it out and obsess.

No. 1831472

>>1831469
nta but
>gets proven wrong
>omg you're obsessed

No. 1831473

>>1831462
They are and they're gay

No. 1831474

>>1831468
I dont care about the original argument because it has nothing to do with me. The fact still remains.

No. 1831478

>>1831463
I want this, but except of a himbo is some cutesy twink that's into fashion and looking cute for me. Imagine having a reverse pickme bf that tweets about how much he loves 40yo+ women with hairy legs and saggy tits while being a gym rat and doing skincare just to look good for you, meanwhile you are cheating on his pickme ass with the tarzan himbo.

No. 1831481

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Im going to use this post to cause a friend group breakup

No. 1831485

my mom made coffe for some homeless retards in my favourite mug, fucking why?! they definetly suck cock for crack and now their nasty cock sucking lips touched my keroppi mug. Fucking hate her.

No. 1831489

>>1831481
fucking kek

No. 1831490

>>1831485
but do they suck dick for cock?

No. 1831491

>leave the thread for 24 h
>anons are talking about a 14 yo retard they want to fuck
Did necessaryspeed come back or what?

No. 1831492

>>1831485
keroppi herp

No. 1831493

>>1831481
I'll never forget the girl I knew like this saying uwu I'm going to train my throat with dildos uwu but not my teeny weeny pussy it's too smol I would cry and bleed and choke uwu like she was fried

No. 1831495

>>1831491
Tbf I bet it's just one to two of those creepy resident neets like the one two nights ago that said she gets turned on at the thought of a son fucking his middle aged mother… brain damage

No. 1831496

>>1831478
Do you have a head injury

No. 1831500

>>1831473
This is unfortunately true

No. 1831503

>>1831496
whats wrong with wanting a cute bf that looks good for me? explain

No. 1831504

>>1831500
The psychology of a male coquette would be twink or femboy. I find that weak and bland. Now find me a big musclepig who carries a teddy bear and takes pictures of clouds and I will give him my whole life.

No. 1831506

>>1831503
Your expectations are just as delusional as men's expectations and it sounds like if you ever want to seek out a real relationship your maladaptive daydreams will spoil any chance of authentic happiness with someone who loves you

No. 1831508

>>1831506
>wanting a cute bf who takes care of himself is high standars for pickmes
lmao the absolute state of being a woman

No. 1831511

>>1831491
Dunno what you're talking about nonnie. We all made the decision a few hours ago that this is now the michael jackson fangirls of lc thread and there's been no other discussion outside of that

No. 1831518

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Some of the anons in /g/ are like viciously retarded but you can tell they're like one minor inconvenience away from suicide so you have to let them have that one thing lol

No. 1831521

>>1831518
are you angry husbandofags dont want to hear about your boyfriend?

No. 1831524

>>1831521
I dont even know what you're talking about but thanks for proving my point

No. 1831544

>>1831518
Is the kitten ok?

No. 1831552

File: 1703769643103.gif (1.47 MB, 540x404, 1000012469.gif)

Why is there a faggot accent but there isn't a lesbian accent?

No. 1831553

File: 1703769708051.gif (2.54 MB, 540x404, 1000012474.gif)

And looking at these gifs made me wish there was a game like nintendogs but with boyfriends.

No. 1831564

>>1831552
Because it's a put-on, it isnt real, it's an affectation that makes them look and sound ridiculous. It's male vocal fry. Also there is a lesbian version, like when lesbians try to talk on a deeper register but you can tell it isnt their real voice.

No. 1831567

>>1831558
Ooo you're triggered because the OG post wasn't mine and I was literally just referring to women who constantly want to describe their vagina when no one asked. You're chimping out and fanficing about large vaginas apparently which is such a hilariously male thing ironically.

No. 1831578

>>1831575
That isn't my post you psycho kek. Go stomp your feet about your mythical giant cavernous vaginas elsewhere.

No. 1831581

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>>1831289
Wait, are we team xeno or team pred

No. 1831582

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Malding about your fictitious opps and their fictitious supersized vaginas is so deliciously incel-adjacent

No. 1831584

>>1831567
It's kind of embarrassing that you randomly started an argument over nothing

No. 1831591

i miss old lolcow so much nonnies where did all these normalfags come from

No. 1831592

File: 1703771376908.png (994.21 KB, 855x787, heroin.png)

Why are heroin fags so weird? Kek

No. 1831593

>>1831592
Lion bars are shit too

No. 1831595

>>1831592
Um have you ever had a lion bar? They’re good

No. 1831597

>>1831585
Once again that was not my post.

No. 1831598

>>1831593
>>1831595
The duality of anon

No. 1831599

>>1831591
Doing kegals with their cavernous flapping flabby pussies apparently

No. 1831600

>>1831599
the fuck are kegals

No. 1831602

>>1831592
Heroin is hard to describe but it's like those cartoons where the character smells like a freshly baked apple pie on a windowsill in the distance and levitate off the ground and follow the scent trail

No. 1831603

>>1831598
I never had a lion bar, I wonder who is right

No. 1831604

>>1831600
Idk ask the anon sperging about loose pussy

No. 1831605

>>1831595
Moro bars >>>> Lion bars

No. 1831607

>>1831604
no, they are most than likely a gay man

No. 1831610

>>1831605
Pretty much any other bar >>>> Lion bars

No. 1831612

>>1831602
I only know about it from Trainspotting but I thought it made you not want to eat at all

No. 1831613

>>1831607
Don't say that they'll say your poosy echoes and chimp out more

No. 1831614

>>1831592
kek showing this to my mum, she's obsessed with lion bars

No. 1831616

>>1831612
Their are plenty of fat heroin users, they aren't addicts though. Probably microdosers, also it's definitely easy to get fat using heroin like that because then all they do is sleep and eat and barely move

No. 1831619

>>1831615
Hehe you're sperging like an actual incel aw you're hurt.

No. 1831620

>>1831605
I have never had Moro bars but
>This type is similar to the Mars bar or American-style Milky Way bar
Barf I fucking hate those candy bars gtfo

No. 1831623

>>1831612
And makes you shit the bed

No. 1831624

>>1831615
I told you she'd say this about you >>1831607 not only is your pussy huge in her fanfic but it also REEKS omg she's on a roll

No. 1831626

>>1831625
You're still going omg

No. 1831627

>>1831625
I always thought fanny meant butt

No. 1831628

there is no such a thing as loose pussies, only small dicks. moids seethe and cope.

No. 1831629

>>1831620
American chocolate is pretty different to other stuff though. It smells weird. I think it's the HFCS

No. 1831634

>>1831625
>fanny
Oh of course you're a britard. Are you done fantasizing about anonussy depth and odor now.

No. 1831635

>>1831632
shut up schizophrenic i never said anything about vaginismus but calling women loose pussies makes you sound like a faggot

No. 1831637

>>1831629
Is that the stuff that gives it a slight vomit aftertaste, like hersheys has

No. 1831639

>>1831636
Are you schizophrenic

No. 1831641

Am I insane or inst there already a celibacy thread in /g/? People who act like /g/ and /m/ don't exist are my pet peeve.

No. 1831643

>>1831641
celibacy=/=virginity

No. 1831645

>>1831644
i dont care, saying women are ''loose'' is equally retarded. Both of you sound like faggots who take it up the arse.

No. 1831646

Anon sperging about vaginismus and fighting windmills is definitely a moid. It was obvious even before he started about loose pussies. Another day, another demented schizo male arguing with itself, lolcow goes on…

No. 1831647

>>1831641
There is. That anon was chimping out about people mentioning their bfs and brought their sperging to /ot/ because they feel they don't get enough attention at /g/ and the admitted they're fully aware mods don't moderate at this time which is why they're confident passive-aggressively making it out of tard spite

No. 1831650

>>1831644
Bitch stfu you've been flipping out and calling multiple anons loose and huge pussied because you're angry over an hours old post.intake some oxygen.

No. 1831651

>>1831647
my god this is why i made that thread, its impossible to discuss being a virgin female without other being being like ''umm ackshually sweaty you are just jealous no one wants you because you are bitter'' no one wants to hear your moid talk yet you have to bring it even on a thread thats not for you. cope.

No. 1831652

>>1831641
There is. Newfags insist on making new threads for everything in /ot/ because it gets the most traffic and they need their dopamine. It's getting really fucking annoying now

No. 1831658

>>1831627
In some countries its slang for vag instead

No. 1831660

>>1831651
We all hate you can't wait til you find a new special interest xx

No. 1831661

>>1831654
I think you must spend a lot of time fantasizing about other womens pussies huh

No. 1831666

File: 1703772789068.png (1.19 MB, 1024x1024, CD08F48A-A841-45FC-836D-B14B2C…)

Vaginismus is real and if you have a boyfriend you’re gay. Argument over

No. 1831668

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No. 1831669

>>1831608
KitKats, meh. KitKat Chunky.. ooh yeah.

No. 1831670

>>1831665
God you're Chris Chan levels triggered kek keep throwing punches at the air tard

No. 1831674


No. 1831675

>>1831666
damn satan be spitting facts

No. 1831676

File: 1703772964704.gif (3.56 MB, 500x318, tenor.gif)

>you ALL have loose dumpster cave pussies!!!!!!11 your pussies are foul lagoons!!!!!1111 you are stretched gaped like men's anus!!!!!111
When will someone tell her that's not how it works

No. 1831679

>>1831660
>we all hate you
who's we, you and the voices in your head?

No. 1831681

>>1831651
Whatever, just use the catalogue next time.

No. 1831686

>>1831681
i did you retard the celibacy thread isnt a virgin thread. You need to learn how to read.

No. 1831687

>>1831676
the insults are kinda hilarious because that's not how it works. I wonder if it's just bored nonas being creative/satirical because some of the insults have me cackling I know a man or lazy baiter didn't write that

No. 1831693

>>1831687
Nah it's one schizo anon freaking out, she's trying really hard im afraid she'll burst a blood vessel.

No. 1831694

>>1831680
Kek sperging about huge vaginas while calling random anons sexist

No. 1831696

>>1831695
Except you literally are a schizo and you're punching the air

No. 1831699

File: 1703773411732.gif (237.43 KB, 400x310, 1703710993196254.gif)

>this thread right now

No. 1831702

>>1831698
Awww there you go fantasizing about gorey pussies again. Take your abilify.

No. 1831703

Sometimes I imagine my husbando becoming a cam-whore but I know deep down he'd be shayna tier, and very similar to her.

No. 1831704

Don’t make me post him, I’ll do it

No. 1831705

>>1831481
if it is someone shit talking about a friend they secretly hate that makes a lot more sense

No. 1831708


No. 1831711

>>1831705
Nta but I've had one similar and I really liked them, still do. It was just a really cringe phase of theirs.

No. 1831717

>>1831703
Mine would be as failed as her even tho he's thin and pretty.

No. 1831718

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No. 1831719

>>1831718
spoiler that shit

No. 1831720

>>1831608
kek

No. 1831721

>>1831615
>Your pussy is looser than a faggots anus and smells just as bad
I think the anon denying vaginismus is bonkers and retarded but why do women (?) on this site have to say the most male like insults to sound cool and edgy? Vaginas get looser when you're horny and properly aroused, that isn't an insult. Comparing it to a loose anus also implies you think vaginas get loose from more sex, when that isn't true. Why do you insult the retard with an insult that makes you sound even more retarded? Way to embarrass yourself when you already had the high ground kek

No. 1831726

>>1831717
How would yours fail? I can see mine falling into her habits of being shit with money, pandering into the worst possible fetishes, being really lazy, etc. Which, you think would ruin the fantasy but it doesn't. Imagining my husbando as a falling cam-whore is funny and kind of hot.

No. 1831731

>>1831729
Whats hilarious is that nobody is seething and crying except for you. In fact all I see is everyone making fun of you, which you deserve. You are the one thats upset.

No. 1831737

>>1831703
>>1831717
Oh god, now I think about it mine would be the same. If he did porn though it would be a massive scandal because he's an idol

No. 1831740

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>>1831737
Wait your guys husbandos are real

No. 1831746

>>1831740
Mine isn't, but that anon's husbando could be an idol from an idol franchise like Enstars or a real idol IRL

No. 1831759

>>1831714
tell me what you watch then i'm curious

No. 1831788

File: 1703779128056.png (625.54 KB, 626x878, CAPTURE.png)

I choose to believe this is what Jesus Christ probably looked like, just with longer hair.

No. 1831794

>>1831788
This post is so blasphemous. Jesus isnt this ugly.

No. 1831797

>>1831794
Ikr? That moid looks ratty in the face.

No. 1831803

damn we have truly been invaded by normalfags, explaisn all the stan reaction images and that autistic anon reeing about ''loose pussies'' this board has to be 90% faggot males now.

No. 1831805

>>1831803
Ikr? Checked the board and I some anon calling other anons "having loose vaginas". It's like that one baiter with the "your kooter's gonna have a retarded kid". It's so scrote-like. Smells Like Scrote Spirit.

No. 1831808

>>1831788
Too pale, eyes too beady, does not look like he'd be physically capable of doing carpentry.

No. 1831815

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What do you guys think Jesus looked like? Respectfully. I don't know if I buy the mainstream depiction, even if it's cute.

Weren't there accounts of him being considered unattractive and short?

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>>1831815
Also this is for sure the prettiest Jesus portrayal

No. 1831825

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>>1831824
another one just to cleanse this space from despicable moids

No. 1831827

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too many bored people on xmas break/vacation posting here lately, worse than it was over the summer

No. 1831828

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>>1831815
Middle eastern and extremely buff

No. 1831831

>>1831552
You've never been greeted with a Hey Mama by a butch and it shows

No. 1831835

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>>1831815
>What do you guys think Jesus looked like?
probably like picrel more then anything.

No. 1831836

>>1831824
He looks like a stretched monkey wtf

No. 1831841

>>1831825
idk if this is from that movie but I'm convinced watching Passion of the Christ as a child is the reason I have a thing for abused and crying moids

No. 1831848

File: 1703782536441.png (641.42 KB, 795x633, 1000001600.png)

>>1831815
Behold the man

No. 1831849

>>1831848
Hottest jesus so far

No. 1831850

>>1831463
They wouldn't. Men know what different types of women like, they know the stacies like tall, fit and head full of hair and soft spoken guys, but choose to look like geckos because staying fit and being polite and respectful is apparently too much to ask; they know boy george/prince/80s rockstars look also attract certain kinds of women but choose to look like untalented geckos as they repeat smoke on water on the guitar for the 9999 time thinking they're the next ritchie blackmore but thats the only song they know how to play, cus having long hair and wearing makeup is gay and being good on the instrument they choose to play is too much work I guess; they know there are weirdos who like todd howard and steve jobs types but choose to resemble transvestite geckos instead of fixing their theeth and using shampoo and developing a product they can actually sell because it doesn't make their little pps hard. There is no hope for men, they choose to be disgusting. If you find your tarzan, hold onto him, I found a guy who legit looked like some rockstar and he was a big lotr nerd and very sweet but he was already taken, these types are never single, thats the sad thing. Good hunting.

No. 1831851

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>>1831815
egyptian jesus vs boring non bird jesus

No. 1831857

>>1831845
A flip

No. 1831869

When did blueberries get so fuckin big, I seen some that are almost the size of grapes

No. 1831877

>>1831869
As someone from northern europe where wild bluberries grow in our backyard (the kind that makes your mouth actually blue when you eat them), I think the cultivated american ones have the taste and texture of very bland grapes

No. 1831886

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Early racial scientists' descriptions of other white people are always so confusing and yet oddly hilarious. like imagining seeing someone from Ireland and genuinely thinking they are somehow closer to monkeys then human beings.

No. 1831887

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>>1831886
It's kind of confusing when poltards do that thing with the Irish, slavs, or the Italians. Like, they're all white…how are they genetically different from Germans or Scandinavians? Please educate me lol

No. 1831890

where can i post an am i the asshole kinda post ? i need nonnies' opinion on smth but don't know where to post

No. 1831901

>>1831887
Actual Nazis literally wanted to wipe out anyone with non-Germanic heritage in Northern Europe, they were German hyper ethnonationalists, not pan-European "white" nationalist like most modern white supremacist groups, The modern pan-European identity is ironically a product of the post-ww2 order, even then we have a war going on in Europe right now and when the American Empire falls then those divisions will quickly come back.

No. 1831904

>>1831887
Do you also think Koreans, Pakistanis and Indians don't differ genetically because they're all Asian?

No. 1831905

>>1831904
nta a better comparison would be between Qataris, Iraqis and Moroccans.

No. 1831907

>>1831905
fine by me.

No. 1831908

>>1831904
Those groups don't even live in the same land mass. Slavs, Italians, Germans, Scandinavians, the Irish…correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they all literally white? Or has the definition for what white even means changed again?

No. 1831909

>>1831699
its been like that for weeks.

No. 1831910

>>1831908
Nta but that's because you're thinking in modern american terms.
As a Scandi I can tell you that Italians and Slavs definitely weren't considered white-white but instead exotic and dark by older generations.

No. 1831912

>>1831518
you're so right and they hate to hear it

No. 1831913

>>1831904
Asia is so much bigger than Europe it’s not really a fair comparison

No. 1831914

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>>1831910
That's kind of strange. When I look at native Italians and Russians…I just see white people. How did anyone think any other way?

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No. 1831917

>>1831887
>>1831910
This has got to be the most American line of thinking I've read all day.

No. 1831921

>>1831246
You sound really stylish nona!
>>1831544
God I hope so.

No. 1831922

>>1831246
ur cool

No. 1831923

>>1831917
Most Americans refer to Europe as a country. What do you expect

No. 1831931

>>1831887
Supreme bait

No. 1831937

File: 1703789585611.png (2.19 MB, 1440x2581, Screenshot_20231218-071216~2.p…)

>>1829661
I agree, good for her. These bangs kill me though.

No. 1831941

>>1831910
Scandis look like albinos to me

No. 1831944

>>1831914
Euros are just self centered and hate each other's guts

No. 1831945

I'm in the UK and feel so weird interacting and living with british people. I kind of saw them as mythical beings like gnomes.

No. 1831946

>>1831718
Thank you for your service.

No. 1831949

>>1831886
Partly why I can't take racists seriously. Retarded meme ideology

No. 1831952

I just bought Hogwarts legacy since it's on sale on steam. It's on PC so imma probably get some mods since I heard the female character creation choices aren't as good as the males, which is annoying.

No. 1831958

>>1831952
Not related to character creation but get the Silencio mod and the one for the arithmancy puzzles. Makes it less annoying

No. 1831964

File: 1703791324880.jpeg (Spoiler Image,267.14 KB, 860x1061, IMG_5951.jpeg)

Throwing up(spoiler nsfw)

No. 1831976

Yesterday I accidentally bonked my desk and the whole thing collapsed even my damn ashtray flipped

No. 1831981

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>>1831850
lmao anon I agree with you but don't do geckos like that, they're pretty cute

No. 1831982

>>1831944
what country are you from, cause this is the case for most nations.

No. 1831989

>>1831976
Omg, you had sex with your desk

No. 1831990

>>1831964
why did this get spoilered is this considered nsfw now?

No. 1831995

>>1831982
Brazil, we love everyone except Argentina.

No. 1831996

I'm jealous of people with balconies

No. 1831999

>>1831995
You guys love Chile? If I had to pick between Chile and Argentina, I would rather keep Argentinians around than Chileans. Idk, Chile's accent is absolutely obnoxious, all Chileans mumble a 40 to 60% of the words they pronounce and their slang is absolutely mind-numbing retarded. At least Argentinians speak Spanish and not whatever the fuck Chileans speak.

No. 1832003

What do you think is the fattest/most obese person thing you eat? For me it’s sushi because I always eat like 5 whole rolls at once

No. 1832004

>>1832003
definitely the amount of chocolate I eat if left unchecked

No. 1832005

>>1832003
Chocolate

No. 1832006

>>1831952
Depends, imo the female faces ranged from great to ugly but the male ones were all terrible with tiny piggy eyes. the period fashions are nice too , especially for the female character.
seconding the suggestion to get the mod for alohomora puzzles. those are an annoyance

No. 1832007

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>>1832003
Probably something like burgers, I can eat a triple meat huge ass burger with every single topping that's offered to me, and French fries as a side with ketchup and mayonnaise.
Just thinking about this is making my stomach hurt tbh, but it's so delicious.

No. 1832008

>>1832003
Any snack that comes in a share sized bag

No. 1832010

>>1832003
Cheese popcorn or maybe the lemonade ice cream from chikfila

No. 1832011

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>>1831999
Chile created 31 minutos and I'll forever love them for that even if they are kinda odd.

No. 1832013

>>1831999
Everyone I know through all LATAM countries has had terrible experiences when it comes to interpersonal relationships with Chileans. Very aggro and neurotic. I’ll take Argentinians.

No. 1832016

>>1832011
31 minutos is honestly the only good thing that Chileans have done in their entire country's history. Kek.

No. 1832028

>>1832005
Chocolate is so fucking normie you need to think FATTER

No. 1832031

>>1832013
Look, of course there's something wrong with the people who elected a Taylor Swift fanboy for presidency, but that's not the point, the point is that they aren't Argentina.

No. 1832033

Our gym got a leg press machine (the won't squish you to death type) and I fucking love that shit. I cannot believe the amount of retarded happiness I feel when pushing the weight

No. 1832035

>>1832003
Lasagna with creamcheese, I always get so sick after eating that but would do it again.

No. 1832036

>>1831999
Prove argentinos speak Spanish????????????mmmm????????????????? Yeah thought so ademas drink a cow

Please don't respond to this post, I'm sensible.

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>>1832003
like 2 times a week at least

No. 1832050

But what if we all laughed using the first letters of the countries we come from?

No. 1832054

>>1832050
How would that work if your countries name is different in different languages? Would you just use the name in your native language?

No. 1832061

>>1832043
Damn you I want mac n cheese so bad now

No. 1832090

>>1829705
i already know he's the kind of man those sketchy ads for dick growth pills and serums target.

No. 1832100

>>1832050
CACACACACACACA

No. 1832108

>>1832050
Uauaua!!

No. 1832109

>>1829705
i was casually talking to a moid once and he told me that men are not able to fall in love before having sex, he wasn't trying to get me in bed with a sentence like that or anything, he was just really trying to answer how can a man fall in love at all

No. 1832113

>>1832100
>>1832108
One Piece ahh anons

No. 1832126

>>1832123
okay now this is obvious gay moid comment.

No. 1832127

File: 1703802539747.jpg (41.66 KB, 462x660, We_Are_Not_the_Same.jpg)

>>1832123
>"us"
>"dude"

No. 1832129

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>>1832123
stfu

No. 1832131

>>1832123
I spiritually know that your the one who spams nickado porn.

No. 1832133

>>1832054
It has to be in your native language, I would veveveveveveveveveveveveve.

No. 1832141

File: 1703803010878.jpg (56.15 KB, 371x363, IMG_20220520_224900.jpg)

>>1832123
>us

No. 1832143

>>1832140
wrong

No. 1832146

>>1832123
>how many of us
Lol who talks like this..

No. 1832147

I will get brown lash extensions and no one can stop me. I will look cute af. I’m already in love with them my lash stylist gonna be excited that I’m no longer a basic bitch yeah

No. 1832149

File: 1703803285492.jpg (66.87 KB, 828x581, us.jpg)

>>1832146
I think you and I both know who talks like this..

No. 1832150

File: 1703803289524.jpg (55.59 KB, 735x726, 1000012965.jpg)

>>1832138
He must be one of those "memers" who make memes and pol-tier speeches about how black men are "stealing and ruining the women" and bring up BBC "as a joke", but we all know it's because they're faggots and actually just want to fuck black scrotes themselves. The moid in this thread is being slightly more obvious about how fetishistic and faggy he is.

No. 1832152

>>1832150
He must be particularly horny today

No. 1832153

>>1831827
Quesobirria tacos and ice cream sundays. I have an obese person palette in general thouhg.

No. 1832155

can we please make the jumping off the cliff fetish more popular

No. 1832157

look I know the thread is dead but this is pathetic

No. 1832160

>>1832150
Troons and faggots love to self-insert as white women being lusted after by black dudes. It's their favorite larp.

No. 1832162

>>1832159
Ok youre right

No. 1832169

File: 1703803932845.gif (1.23 MB, 480x480, 1681298782866.gif)

>>1832127
KEEEEEEEEEK NONNY MY SIDE

No. 1832171

>>1831463
>but if they knew how attractive it is to be an innocent man they'd change strategies for sure
this, i still think about that /g/ nonnie with a christian nigel with a cross necklace that would move when they'd have sex, and some other nonnie with a bf that was a virgin before he met her and she got to train him i'm a bit unsure if she exists bc it could be smtg i read somewhere else or smtg i fantasized about

No. 1832174

kek what a retarded schizo

No. 1832175

File: 1703804238767.jpg (19.67 KB, 481x449, 15a7ad2e9115add29160a6fa3ccfa4…)

Since Gypsy Rose Blanchard is being released soon, I've been seeing people (on Twitter, of course) saying that Gypsy is a slur and that you can only call her Rose. Who the fuck just changes someone's name and says that they can only be referred to as that?

No. 1832176

>>1832171
She exists because she’s me

No. 1832177

>>1832147
That sounds really pretty. I think lashes in brown and red look really nice. The only lash color that looks weird to me is blonde

No. 1832179

>>1832175
They're pulling that shit because she is white and no other reason.
Someone should say it.

No. 1832181

>>1832171
>some other nonnie with a bf that was a virgin before he met her and she got to train him
If this was around him eating pussy then that nona was me lmao

No. 1832183

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>>1832175
Actually she got out today. I wish her the best.

No. 1832187

File: 1703804676213.gif (19.04 KB, 220x204, look of astonishment.gif)

>>1832176
SHE'S REAL

No. 1832188

When I pass by the Graduation Thread during a scroll, I wonder how often those anons come back after vowing to never come back.

No. 1832195

File: 1703805002345.jpg (35.23 KB, 1000x540, MV5BNjg2ZjQxODEtY2Y3My00YmZmLT…)

if i was a lesbian, i'd probably still go to Europe, and i'd probably fool around with women in Northern Europe so i can piss off Euromoids for stealing their women and Indomoids for having the women they want, and one actress i'd want to be with is Synnøve Lund but her last name is funny bc in some languages it can mean "dick"

No. 1832196

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>>1832181
>>1832176
which one of you is it???

No. 1832199

>>1832195
Oh wait, isn't she that villain in the latest Saw movie? I liked her as a villain.

No. 1832202

>>1832196
I'm the one who trained virgin ex to eat pussy good.
Christian nona is someone different

No. 1832203

>>1832169
Nonna, what happened to your other side?

No. 1832207

>>1832199
yup! that's her in the role, i really liked when she mocked that postwall dude by saying "i'd like to play a game"

No. 1832211

File: 1703805563185.png (555.15 KB, 625x562, 1000012967.png)

>>1832207
>that post wall dude
KEK

No. 1832217

>>1832196
I don’t post on /g/ often so it’s probably not me, but I do have a bf that was a virgin when I met him who I trained to fuck just how I like.

No. 1832218

>>1832175
Gypsy isn’t a slur I am one it’s literally what we identify as because it’s too complicated to name 50 different slavic territories

No. 1832222

>>1832218
>>1832175
I’m a bong and gypsys are the scum of the earth here. You can tell if someone is a gypsy a mile away. Even back when my mum was little, whenever the gypsys were close by kids would take all of their toys and bikes inside or they would get stolen.

No. 1832223

>>1832222
Okay when you Europeans are talking about gypsies, do you mean like those traveling Irish people, or ehat Esmeralda was based on?

No. 1832224

>>1832195
I'm so glad we might see more of her in future Saw movies, I loved her.

No. 1832225

>>1832222
Gypsies in the UK are Irish people I’m referring to Slavic gypsies

No. 1832227


No. 1832229

>>1832222
Skill issue
>>1832218
It is and it isn't. In my country we use Rom/Romi but older people call themselves gypsies anyway. If a non-Roma person says gypsy it can be either a descriptor or a slur depending on whether they use it as an insult so people who want to be extra nice say Romi, but I don't know why Americans of all people clutch their pearls over it since the anti-Roma sentiment isn't nearly as strong there as in Europe.

No. 1832230

>>1832227
Oooooh so basically Esmeralda, got it

No. 1832232

>>1832222
In Brazil they're the same but I feel bad for the girls. Barely know how to write, marry fast and have kids before they are 18.

No. 1832241

>>1832230
Not really… You can’t compare a romanticised Disney character to the ones here in the uk that illegally move around fields in their caravans and cause havoc.
>>1832232
Oh really! I agree though, it is sad for the children but gypsies leave such a bad taste in my mouth from what I’ve witnessed and heard about

No. 1832242

>>1832236
I heard they wait for Americans the minute they get off the plane just to bombard them with scams and even use their kids to rob them. Makes traveling to Europe feel more scary than it should be

No. 1832245

I don't get color theory in regards to appearance. Everyone looks best with my favorite hair and eye and clothing color, and everyone looks the worst in my least favorite hair and eye and clothing color.

No. 1832251

>>1832245
I’m convinced they’re making it up as they go along, when I see the draping shit I always pick the one that’s apparently “less flattering”. Kibbe though is absolute autism. It’s a whole different language and I swear they don’t know what they’re talking about half the time. Ask them to explain and you can tell they don’t know either. What the FUCK does “you need to accommodate for petite!” mean???

No. 1832259

File: 1703808209503.png (1.27 MB, 907x956, bieber be like.png)

You ladies remember when J biebs threw milk up all over the stage good times

No. 1832261

Don’t forget jimmy kong is the next threadpic

No. 1832263

If I don't wake up in thirty minutes can you come over and shake me

No. 1832264

Gypsies are sexy and swarthy

No. 1832266

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>>1832259
What did you say about my man

No. 1832267

>>1832195
Isn't this the bitch who conned those sick people with cancer into thinking they were cured

No. 1832268

>>1831518
>>1831524
>>1831912
Wait what are you guys talking about? I make a lot of retarded posts there. Now I'm too scared to talk about my husbando anymore..

No. 1832269

File: 1703808705569.jpg (33.53 KB, 497x498, 1000012970.jpg)

>>1832266
What a stunning performance, Bieber.

No. 1832270

>>1832267
Yup, and she was willing to kill some kid just to rub it in John's face.

No. 1832271

>>1832150
Buffalo Bill used to constantly post bbc and women bjing bbc when he'd spam here, there were various weird racist rants by them. He seems to have a fetish for black men and also hates black women for existing out of what I consider pure jealousy and misery.

No. 1832272

>>1832269
WOW leave my gf alone shes gnc

No. 1832275

>>1832268
Theres a couple severely mentally stunted, I mean pixteri level mentally stunted, anons in that thread. I'm not saying it's the majority but it's an extremely loud and extremely unhappy vocal minority that are psychotic and flip shit. I'm also positive they're the same anons we had to drive out of /ot/ in the first place awhile ago.

No. 1832276

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No. 1832279

File: 1703809047166.jpg (202.76 KB, 1000x662, 1000_F_199958492_0VUe6D8ijzDgv…)

Need me a menhera self-harming attention whoring pickme alibaba sanrio hoarding discord and instagram using terminally online unmedicated jobless nude selling on onlyfans shit dye-job having suicide baiting undiagnosed bpd croquette bf

No. 1832280

>>1831552
Some lesbians put on a deeper voice, it's like the opposite of gay men
>>1832268
I think anon is just trying to start shit, or carrying on some infight from /g/ into here

No. 1832281

>>1832269
You guys are so mean to good old Biebs…

No. 1832282

File: 1703809106324.jpeg (197.9 KB, 488x614, IMG_4563.jpeg)

Do any farmers have snowflakes/cows that you love to talk about but aren’t milky enough that warrant bumping a dead thread without seeming obsessive or weird?
Mine was elizabunnii seeing how she completely catfished everyone only to turn OF thot.

No. 1832283

>>1832155
How would we sexualize it? Spamming memes about the adrenaline giving boners and how it heightens their testosterone level or some bullshit?

No. 1832284

>>1832279
That's how I like to imagine Osamu Dazai would'be like in current times.

No. 1832285

>>1832264
Sure thing gypo

No. 1832287


No. 1832289

>>1832281
he's an asshole irl like every other celeb

No. 1832290

>>1832282
I like casual Vicky Shingles discussion because I find her online footprint perfect inspiration for trolling and botting.

No. 1832291

>>1832281
>>1832272
Ramsay Hunt syndrome is very rare. It only occurs in about 5 in 100,0000 people. But never say never.

No. 1832292

>>1832289
That doesn’t mean we have to behave like him

No. 1832293

>>1832218
Do you call non-gypsies gorjers or did TLC lie?

No. 1832294

>>1832291
I remember when I saw him perform never say never back when he was like 14 kek it was soo dramatic

No. 1832295

>>1832280
I'm the anon who originally made that post and it didn't start shit and I wasn't in an infight, I've regularly observed what I'm assuming is a single anon in /g/ that needs electric shock therapy or something.

No. 1832296

>>1832279
This except a gf. We can share our mental illness.

No. 1832297

>>1832279
samefag but he must also be severely depressed, anxious, and possibly schizo

No. 1832298

>>1832283
put a vr set on their eyes and make them think that some anime giantess is pushing them around idk

No. 1832299

>>1832293
No just whatever they ethnically are. Like if you’re Native you’re Native or if you’re Italian you’re Italian

No. 1832300

>>1832296
Do you ever read any of the e-thot cows that fit that sort of description and think about dating them?

No. 1832301

>>1831945
That's how I feel about burgers. Can't find it right now but I think it was Mikan who said it feels like they only exist on TV, and I think she got a point there.

No. 1832302

>>1832299
Thank u gypsy nona. Another (dumb) question, are the tlc gypsies anything like other gypsies?

No. 1832303

>>1832302
No kek those are scripted for the drama of television

No. 1832306

>>1832300
Honestly yes, not necessarily e-thots because catering to men is embarrassing but the cluster b terminally online alternative women kind of do it for me. I wonder what this says about myself.

No. 1832307

>>1832292
disagree, all men should be humbled

No. 1832308

>>1832307
God already humbled him I think

No. 1832309

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No. 1832311

>>1832269
Vaxxed?

No. 1832312

>>1832306
That depends. Are you like those women or completely well adjusted?

No. 1832314

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>>1832279
Literally I would go into debt to support his plushies and gayming addiction if he were a cutie 3.14 with a thick dick and a brick build like…

No. 1832315

I made a burrito with leftover tamale filling, salsa and avocado and I was so excited to eat it but then I dropped it on the ground and it hit my legs on the way down and stained my pants.

No. 1832316

>>1832295
Is it me?

No. 1832317

>>1832291
This is something Ricky Gervais would say on stage and smile smugly itching to mic drop

No. 1832318

>>1832316
Probably not, I mean I genuinely think that anon is mentally retarded.

No. 1832320

I already vented in the vent thread but my anger cannot be quelled I want to stab and murder moids

No. 1832321

>>1832320
Do it we believe in you

No. 1832323

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Idk if anyone saw that but it looked so ugly the first time I posted lol

No. 1832324

>>1832312
I’m not cow enough to be like them - not an attention-seeker - but I’m not exactly well-adjusted either kek. A fellow unhinged person can just be fun (until it’s not).

No. 1832327

kate mckinnons face makes me physically ill

No. 1832328

I love my bf's sister. We're not close or anything and she's pretty shy so we don't talk a lot either but every time I leave her home she gives me something. A few weeks ago it was 6 cans of chickpeas because she bought a 12 case, after that a very nice coffee smelling moisturizer because she didn't like the smell, and most recently it was some spearmint mouthwash because she bought a two pack months ago and everyone in her house hated it and was struggling to get through the bottle. And it's literally every time, I start to get excited when it's time to go because idk what I'm gonna have shoved into my arms on the way out kek

No. 1832329

>>1832282
One of the cows in the photoshop thread. I saw her irl and it was a bit of a surreal experience kek

No. 1832338

File: 1703810678110.gif (56.93 KB, 266x320, 0aa569b59c3ae5b81e65a2b59f4c72…)

I know so many straight women say this and it's obnoxious but I wish I were attracted to women or could make myself attracted to women. Like a hot man who has "girl crazy" would be ideal. If men just cried and threatened to skip a meal or cut themselves whenever you fought or made them mad that would be unbelievably sexy. Can I handle friendships with women like that no? Would I do anything for a man I found attractive if he did the same thing? Yes. If men had the same kind of self internalized anger or emotions it would be hot because I think they're hot. Like yes hello kitty Xanax bf light of my life my moon and stars you are valid. A woman the same way? Get away from me. How unfair is that, why can't men impulse buy stupid sanrio plushies and post pics with a Xanax bar on top of my melody with my bloody valentine lyrics when they're mad instead of killing and raping people

No. 1832343

File: 1703810945688.gif (402.77 KB, 275x274, 1696650948133.gif)

>>1832338
Mew and Mewtwo's reaction to reading your thoughts

No. 1832344

File: 1703811103331.gif (1.05 MB, 500x375, tumblr_na1dexrXiP1toiaw4o1_500…)

>>1832343
They are letting me express myself actually

No. 1832345


No. 1832347

>>1832345
Let her express her thoughts.
>>1832338
You're right, nonnie, if men were more like us, they would be very attractive.

No. 1832351

>>1832338
what? men like this are so common

No. 1832352

File: 1703811601233.jpeg (79.29 KB, 880x586, IMG_9048.jpeg)

I really appreciate how long threadpics stay up on here actually, it's kind of cozy. when this site isn't being raided or baited it's ridiculously comfy, nothing else is like it. yeah it's toxic and all, it's an imageboard, but lolcow really helped me heal from pickmeism and revel in being a weirdass woman. love you guys even if this site's going to shit

No. 1832353

>>1832351
Show me the men making hello kitty xanx depression traumacore edits

No. 1832354

Is it wrong that I'd unironically watch something like this?

No. 1832355

>>1832353
they mostly just emotionally manipulate in the boring reptile male way sadly, they definitely act similar but it's in a really coldblooded dull way

No. 1832356

>>1832353
tiktok, disboard, have at it

No. 1832357

>>1832351
1.) Theyre gay and the homosexual equivalent of tradwives 2.) If youre referring to Pete Davidson types that's still an obscenely male sort of rage and obsession

No. 1832360

>>1832282
Joji but she is so boring nowadays. I was obsessed with her during her gutterface days. From skinwalking dj sisen to living her real life yaoi fantasy with her adopted sister, the bjd arc and cemetery vandalism to the early troon days, I've been there seeing everything in real time, but I didn't know shit about imageboards and gossip sites and stuff, had no one to talk about it without looking crazy. My biggest regret was not archiving everything, she was my favorite cow, deviantart was full of milk.

No. 1832361

>>1832354
This is literally just broad city

No. 1832362

Jesus is on the main line, tell him what you want

No. 1832363

>>1832362
100 billion dollars

No. 1832364

File: 1703812071582.webm (1.87 MB, 576x1024, 1000012972.webm)

>>1832353
Does whatever this is count or does it need to be even more slutty?

No. 1832366

>>1832364
This fills me with disgust actually

No. 1832367

>>1832362
Nothing. One thing my catholic dad thaught me is that if you have something you desperately wish, ask His mom, cus Jesus is too busy with everyone thinking He is gonna turn true their wishes and Mary is the one telling how it is.

No. 1832368

>>1832364
why didnt you spoiler this

No. 1832369

File: 1703812396785.jpeg (65.1 KB, 499x366, IMG_9163.jpeg)

>>1832362
I'm sorry and I love you

No. 1832371

>>1832276
Nvm Im awake please don't shake me

No. 1832377

>>1832364
hideous body language, broad and undefined nose bridge, wtf are his eyes, hair looks like he snipped at a cosplay wig blindly and put it on his head, shitty tattoos, shitty jewellery, eyebrows desperately in need of threading, all in all, i can tell this faggot is "alt" just to be quirky and have underage girls thirst over him in his comment sections and the millisecond he hits 30, he's going to drop all this bc it really was just a phase. if he wants to be a real edgelord, he should spend less time making thirst traps and more time encouraging other fellow males to cut and hide in alleyways to jump moids. 2/10

No. 1832378

>>1832364
If he didn't move and just sat there I'd find him attractive. I cringed so hard my pussy has shot up inside my uterus, thanks.

No. 1832386

So all the posts by that sperg saying women have giant vaginas this morning were deleted. Was it Buffalo bill

No. 1832390

>>1832386
There's some weird posts about vaginas lately. First that pissing (AKA "squirting") is women's orgasm, and now vaginaminicuscus or whatever.

No. 1832393

It annoys me that my brothers girlfriends gifts this year and previous have been related to my brother somehow (necklace of his name, picture of him so forth) so he's getting temp tattoos of her face for his birthday.

No. 1832400

File: 1703813683642.jpeg (Spoiler Image,23.46 KB, 640x480, C73BDCFF-CB3F-400E-BB3C-5A9EE2…)

What the fuck Goku has a hot dead dad

No. 1832401

God rest ye merry gentlemen

No. 1832402

>>1832400
why is every1 so mean to me

No. 1832405

>>1832390
There were a LOT of posts by that anon across threads claiming to be a woman and yet all of them are deleted. Interesting, and then shortly after we get more Buffalo Bill racesperg that was also deleted

No. 1832406

>>1832405
I knew something was wrong when that faggot made that "you're pussy is creamless!" comment.

No. 1832408

>>1832390
I'm the anon who originally made that comment and I'm a woman. Just because you guys haven't squirted doesn't mean it's not real kek.

No. 1832412

>>1832408
I wasn’t here for said comments but I’ll never not find this conversation funny, it keeps coming back. Do they think women are just making it up for the giggles? I bet these women also think it’s normal to not have an orgasm when they’re with a moid and have no sense of their own sexuality. I feel a bit bad.

No. 1832414


No. 1832416

>>1832412
Like I get it it's not really easy to achieve and most moids can't even handle a clit orgasm but anons act like it's a conspiracy made by the porn industry. Women can achieve real pleasure that isn't pissing themselves to impress scrotes, shocker.

No. 1832420

I dont care if a woman's squirt is piss. Piss on him ladies.

No. 1832421

>>1832408
>>1832412
>>1832416
Nta but I still don't understand where the liquid comes from, or how you figure out which part it comes out of as it's happening. I'm not even trying to fight I genuinely don't get it.

No. 1832423

>>1832421
it comes out of your urethra because it’s piss and you’re peeing if you “squirt”

No. 1832426

>>1832421
It depends on the person, from what I’ve heard. It can come from the urethra or glands near the vagina, and its composition varies.

No. 1832427

And now we're back to another baitfest

No. 1832438

i have a difficult time feeling any sympathy for either of my parents because they are by all means retarded, attention craving heroin babies and knew full well that they didn’t want children but they didn’t know how else to usher themselves into adulthood so they assumed that mirroring their parents (who they hate because they nearly killed them) was their wisest choice they could’ve possibly made. It’s just retardation piled on top of retardation

No. 1832440

>>1832427
It’s not bait to say that squirt is pee

No. 1832444

>>1832440
No, it is pee, but this "discussion" is yet another male bait attempt

No. 1832445

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A youtuber put a comment i made in the thumbnail of his video and i feel like a celebrity right now.

No. 1832446

>>1832438
samefag but I shouldn’t say “didn’t want”; because they know that it was pointedly wrong for them to recycle their genes into another human being

No. 1832447

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No. 1832450

HOO HAH, HOOH HA

No. 1832451

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No. 1832452

>>1832444
It's not, again, you guys like to speak with authority over everything even though you have no real life experience.

No. 1832455

>>1832452
My experience is only being able to squirt when I still have piss in my bladder. What a funny coincidence..

No. 1832459

>>1832452
What else could possibly come out the urethra though if not piss?

No. 1832464

It literally comes from the bladder. It's piss.

No. 1832466

>>1832455
>I can only pee, so everyone else is even when they pissed beforehand. Everyone is the same as me!
nta but this whole discussion is retarded, can we not do this again

No. 1832469

So what's everybody doing for New Year

No. 1832470

>>1832466
Nta but read literary any scientific study on it, the majority of the liquid is urine. You can pee before sex and not have a fully empty bladder.

No. 1832471

>>1832420
Peeing on a man is a good litmus test for if he deserves you.

No. 1832472

>>1832469
Husband is sick so I'll be looking after him. Not that I was going to do much anyway, maybe if he's better we will go somewhere to watch the fireworks. What about you nona?

No. 1832473

>>1832469
probably waste it with a moid friend. someone tell me not to.

No. 1832475

>>1832469
getting sober and i quit smoking too are you proud of me

No. 1832476

>>1832473
Get pregnant nonnie

No. 1832477

>>1832470
I’ve read studies that have said there are different types with some being diluted urine, some being something completely different, some that don’t even come from the urethra. I’ve squirted before and it smelled very weird but not like pee at all. Either way I don’t see why it matters. Even if it was pee pissing on men is based.

No. 1832479

>>1832455
i've peed beforehand and squirted while looking into a mirror, it did not come out of the urethra. it also doesn't smell like pee, it smelled like kettle corn to me.

No. 1832483

>>1832469
gonna cook a big dinner with my mom (baked potatoes with cheese and bacon, alfredo pasta, spicy shrimp…)

No. 1832484

>>1832471
>>1832477
most men have a piss fetish, i don't think they really care kek

No. 1832485

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>>1832473
There will probably be something fun on in the moovie room come hang out here instead
>>1832472
Fireworks sound nice, I hope you don't get sick too
>>1832475
I'm very proud of you, one of those is difficult enough but both is seriously impressive. Good job anon, keep that spirit up in the new year

No. 1832486

>>1832476
an online moid… that says enough

No. 1832492

just bought a variety box of yerba mate from costco. wish it didn't have caffeine, makes my heart race and gives me terrible headaches. but the black cherry pineapple flavor is amazing.

No. 1832503

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gonna roll tomorrow night with my bestie, he has some dmt too and i think i'll try a tiny bowl during. should be a real good stand in for actual new years celebrations.

No. 1832511


No. 1832520

I watched saltburn and I just found it hot tbh.

No. 1832522

Pussy like sandpaper

No. 1832523

I decided to browse itch.io for funsies but I never realized it before but there are a lot of untagged fetish games in plain sight from shit to weight gain to anime girl torture simulators I wouldn't have minded the last thing if I could choose to torture a anime boy instead but moids are going to moid so fuck him.

No. 1832526

>>1832523
i really want to make an anime boy torture simulator but gamedev seems waaay too difficult

No. 1832527

>>1832523
that's what interactive buddy is for

No. 1832529

>>1832527
But interactive buddy isn't hot.

No. 1832530

>>1832523
What do you play nonna? I only browse itch.io for text games and most are trash teen fanfic tier romances or have an interesting plot that gets sidetracked in favor of boring ass romance. I'm so tired of romance heavy games. Twine is another full of crap, then there is choiceofgames that have some good games but the community is full of whiny babies and gender specials that want some problematic romance but are too self righteous to say.

No. 1832532

fetishes are so weird. every time I’m forcefully reminded that there are people out there who get turned on by feet I laugh at the fact this is the same humanity whose opinions I used to give a fuck about. We’re all fucking retarded.

No. 1832534

>>1832532
sometimes i feel extra retarded but then >>>/m/166120 reminds me that moids unironically enjoy hyperinflated furry balloon animal tranny vore.

No. 1832546

File: 1703823884035.png (2.15 MB, 2051x1393, image.png)

Bratz is finally releasing some new dolls, and they look pretty promising. They didn't stray to far from the old Bratz, although this is kinda plain I think

No. 1832548

File: 1703824074501.jpg (150.02 KB, 1170x973, bratz.jpg)

>>1832546
Samefag, actually I'm not so sure after seeing all the girls. At least they all have good hair, Sasha's is really cute. Chloe's chaps or whatever those jean things are supposed to be are what's really ruining it. Doesn't even really look like her style tbh.

No. 1832562

>>1832548
/m/, /ot/, /snow/, /g/

No. 1832595

File: 1703829351345.png (1.73 MB, 1170x1850, Screenshot 2023-12-28 at 9.55.…)

Makes me smile kek

No. 1832596

>>1832595
this specific indian girl looks like a little boy so not surprised they’re comparing her to one

No. 1832602

>>1832595
shes so gorgeous i hope these men leave her alone

No. 1832606

>>1832595
an indian moid looks at you, you kidnap him, and later, what would you rather do? pull out all his teeth one by one or cut off one of his arms and beat him to death with it?

No. 1832607

>>1832606
in minecraft of course.

No. 1832610

>>1832606
I would delete his limbs so he could never touch another woman again.

No. 1832618

If you had the opportunity to kill someone do you think you’d get away with it

No. 1832622

>>1832618
What ever happened to hi Or Hello?
But yes

No. 1832626

How worth it is it to entertain a moid if he uses discord and seems like a 4channer? Entertain in the way of purposely leading on. Or am I just going to make a fool of myself

No. 1832627

>>1832596
What? No she doesn’t. Plus this specific trend is something dumb I’ve also seen on twitter, posting a picture of a girl with a caption basically saying “what would you do if this underage teenage boy looked at you” and it’s weird. Unsure on how it’s acceptable exactly

No. 1832628

>>1832618
There are glowsticks everywhere for those with eyes to see

No. 1832629

>>1832626
If you can already tell he's an imageboard user without him explicitly saying it that's a bad sign. At best Discord users seem to be neglectful. Don't base a relationship on things you have in common if they're negative. I spend too much time here but I would never date a moid who uses imageboards.

No. 1832631

I once read this fic I don't remember the name of, on a site I also don't remember and I still think about it. It was about the reader being someone who works with robots and there's a robot war thing going on and they grab this robot to fix it up and try and make him show emotions and it's romance? And it has a crazy plot twist but it made me gain this odd desire to build a man, literally.

No. 1832632

>>1832629
Thank you for snapping me out of my senses. He's almost a decade older than me, I only considered it because he's a qt asian guy who's a genuine loser.

No. 1832635

>>1832632
>only considered it because he's a qt asian guy who's a genuine loser.
Girl quit memeing yourself into wanting losers. The people who say shit like this online do it as a cope because they hate themselves and don't think they deserve something good. You deserve a good moid who isn't a loser. Even if you don't find someone it's better to be single and focusing on yourself than with a Discord porn addict.

No. 1832638

>>1832635
Thank you sister, your aggressive kindness is good for me

No. 1832639

>>1832638
You're welcome. I've fucked too many losers and it makes me sad to see other nonnas go down that path. You'll find someone good for you.

No. 1832642

File: 1703834258875.jpg (25.05 KB, 564x499, tangerine mads.jpg)

Just found out that Ice Spice is not a member of the Spice Girls that I totally forgot about for some reason.

No. 1832665

>>1832642
Ice spice is more iconic

No. 1832670

>>1832229
The funniest thing is gypsies in my country will call non-gypsies "white gypsies" to insult us kek

No. 1832675

>>1832674
it’s not my fault that coconut head haircut isn’t doing her any favors

No. 1832676

>>1832548
Maybe I'm crazy but all of their shoes look way too cheap and small tbh, bring back chunky shoes
I do like the hair, one thing bratz always did better than barbie was the soft hair

No. 1832680

I feel like gen z is the last generation to have something to be nostalgic of. We now have 2000s trends coming back and I've been seeing posts about early 2010s nostalgia on social media. On the other note, I feel like gen alpha is fucked, or at least most of them. What do they have to be nostalgic of? Pregnant Elsa and Spiderman YouTube videos? Most of them grew up on ipads, and seeing the shit my little brother watches on yt makes me have second handed brainrot. I kinda fear seeing the future be in gen alpha's hands.

No. 1832683

>>1832675
nta but her type of bobcut is for girls kek i've never seen a male with that specific style

No. 1832685

>>1832683
I’m not saying the haircut is for males I’m saying it’s making her look masculine

No. 1832687

I find it weird how nightlife is no longer a thing because all of the zoomers are autistic and too scared to go bar crawl and make friends with randam people

No. 1832689

I should call him

No. 1832693

>>1832689
I'm glad I blocked him.

No. 1832698

>>1832696
nta but I'm starting to think you're fat

No. 1832699

File: 1703839109968.jpg (30.52 KB, 640x420, 1000012976.jpg)

>>1832696
Damn NTA but you reacted like somebody with a coconut head themselves KEK

No. 1832705

File: 1703839429798.jpg (51.24 KB, 1005x1200, 1000012977.jpg)

>>1832704
Mhm, sure Jan.

No. 1832706

damn cant we one second without infighting, it's always about putting women down too. At this point all of you should know its just a very dedicated baiter.

No. 1832708

>>1832696
This is bait on its own

No. 1832709

>>1832705
Deleting all my posts so only you will get banned for bait

No. 1832710

>>1832696
Is the towel boy in the room with us

No. 1832713

File: 1703839891709.jpg (54.17 KB, 738x719, 1000012978.jpg)

>>1832709
>"I'm gonna delete all of my worthless, infighting posts just to make everyone else look bad!! Heheheheheh!"
Okay freak lol

No. 1832715

>>1832712
You're not funny and it's really obvious how many threads you've been shitting up.

No. 1832725

I would sacrifice all of the shitposters to satan

No. 1832737

File: 1703840917813.jpg (Spoiler Image,403.94 KB, 1280x1280, yms furshit.jpg)

i just found out YMS has a fursona an d uploads his nudes on his alt twitter account. Grooming allegations cant come any sooner.

No. 1832741

>>1832693
Why did you have his number? I'll gut you like a fish that's my man. [Me about a man I haven't spoken to in 5 years]

No. 1832742

>>1832729
You sound like a fag.

No. 1832744

>>1832729
anon probably has a bmi of 20 (I will take the ban.)

No. 1832747

File: 1703841061967.jpg (22.3 KB, 355x500, kovu-singing-voice-67284-norma…)

>>1832737
Now if they had one of his fine ass

No. 1832749

>>1832737
It even has his gross hair.

No. 1832752

File: 1703841101164.jpg (696.06 KB, 4096x3072, bekphnqftcb41.jpg)

>>1832745

No. 1832756

>>1832747
….furfags still schlick for Kovu?

No. 1832759

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>>1832754

No. 1832761

File: 1703841280840.jpg (50.87 KB, 417x405, 1698541936250246.jpg)

>>1832756
Sorry for knowing what's what

No. 1832763

File: 1703841341553.png (544.62 KB, 861x538, fat.png)

>>1832747
not even a good ass can save that faggot. Cant believe he's just 30 he looks like he's pushing 40

No. 1832764

>>1832737
How are the eyes looking back at the viewer in the first picture?

No. 1832765

File: 1703841407356.jpg (72.57 KB, 750x735, 99b15.jpg)

i'm never getting a bob cut or any haircut ever again

No. 1832766

>>1832680
I can see them finding their upbringing too traumatic (internet use, pandemic, shitty parents, poor education, consoomerism, etc etc…) to really be nostalgic over tbh.
>>1832737
Ew the hair and dirt on the wrinkled sheet kek

No. 1832767

>>1832764
furries developed mona lisa technology so their fursuits look at you no matter the angel its pretty creepy

No. 1832770

>>1832712
So if your fat it the best insult you have what exactly do you do if you get into a disagreement with someone who’s skinnier than you

No. 1832771

>>1832680
no, if anything we have nothing to be nostalgic for. I genuinely cant remember anything from my teen years except youtube minecraft lets plays.

No. 1832772

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No. 1832773

>>1832741
He texted me from his new number [I don't remember his name]

No. 1832777

>>1832776
Uh ok twitter gay

No. 1832778

Ok but why tf does typing lag on lc i don’t even have the snowflakes on

No. 1832779

Don’t forget jimmy kong is the next threadpic



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