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No. 1601832
Last one
>>1596323Once again, please ignore moids and enbies
No. 1601835
>>1601440And you can also just not look at it if it’s
triggering you so bad kek. It’s a fucking pair of tits. If she wants to share her nudes with the world, I don’t feel bad for her if they get reposted. It’s the career path she’s chose, and it’s what she wants to be known for, bottomline.
No. 1601840
File: 1686320932363.jpg (38.1 KB, 423x497, c038f7c3bc5445ff4d2ead07157e03…)
hello
No. 1601842
File: 1686321003543.jpg (202.5 KB, 1572x2048, 1679627603552094.jpg)
>>1601839NEVERMIND NONNIES this caramel instant coffe i got is fucking delicious and i got a second bag with a 50% off discount what a steal
No. 1601865
File: 1686322002982.jpg (121.71 KB, 564x782, 32489423787813454.jpg)
There's some Barn swallows nesting and I really hope the kids don't knock it down again with a water gun or something.
No. 1601906
File: 1686325278769.jpeg (86.97 KB, 733x1049, IMG_2680.jpeg)
what wouldn't i give for instagram's old interface, and those filters that came with it back then… started going downhill as soon as they redesigned it flat and a few years after they turned it all white/monochrome i deleted the app permanently. i wish it had stayed hipsterish and yes i know my picrel is filtered but it has sovl nonetheless… i miss it… i haven't been able at all to find any tweaks that can downgrade the UI into the one i prefer
No. 1601914
File: 1686326001071.jpg (31.91 KB, 641x396, hagging.jpg)
Come hag with me homies
No. 1601943
File: 1686327985370.jpeg (9.34 KB, 203x249, Unknown.jpeg)
that's right, blue cat.
We're gonna "skip to the end" soon…
No. 1601953
>>1601930it was freshly hysterectomy'd and laying on some blue surgical paper (or whatever that material hospitals use is called) and you're trying to tell me it wasn't all bloody? Also it was painfully unhealthy looking. I tried to find the source and I think it's from an OBGYN in Peru circa 2018 who said it was removed because of severe cysts and "precancerous lesions" (remember how it was all lumpy and bumpy all over? that's not normal.)
If you reverse image search it it shows up mainly on medical sites. I also saw it on r/eyeblech and on an instagram that posts exclusively gross medical vids and pictures for clicks. Weirdest off all it pops up on multiple twitter accounts for sexworkers and pro-surrogacy libfem nonprofits with text like "behold the womb: look at this beautiful organ" with like no irony whatsoever.
imagine posting a picture of an orchiectomy and saying "look at these beautiful male reproductive parts, all men have these but we rarely get to see them in such detail" lmao
No. 1601971
>>1601953Dude do you need a hug or something. Sorry the uterus
triggered you so bad but you still have yours, I hope
No. 1601987
File: 1686331936249.jpeg (49.35 KB, 737x737, Ei3yobPUMAExoZu.jpeg)
>>1601984I hope you can get through today and just take it easy after work. Sorry you're not feeling 100%, tomorrow is another day so take care of yourself til then!
No. 1601993
>>1601976>>1601976tbh its just rancefag & other anons being annoying, hopefully they fuck off soon.
hope you're doing okay too
nonny No. 1601995
File: 1686332321272.jpg (75.79 KB, 640x610, i.jpg)
>>1601987n-
nonnie… this is so cute thank u!! may i offer u the cutest pic i have on my phone, look at those too snugly babies
No. 1601999
File: 1686332634164.jpg (97.08 KB, 710x710, i (2).jpg)
>>1601992>>1601993i mean
yes its lolcow dot farm
it is normal but rancefag and stupid scrotes are really getting on my nerves today idk why…
>>1601997yes!!
No. 1602008
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me fending off the unwashed shitass moids from the nonny's
No. 1602009
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>>1602008I have your back nona
No. 1602014
>>1602005>>1602006>>1602007someone needs a xanax
>>1602004If you do get tacos get some with a softer protein in it so when you’re eating it’s not hard on the incision spots. Shrimp is usually pretty chill
No. 1602021
File: 1686333645764.jpg (72.79 KB, 564x846, 1d4d2dab6fc2540efb399a05ef7392…)
>>1602018Just report bait.
No. 1602023
File: 1686333654412.jpeg (38.04 KB, 683x1024, IMG_9184.jpeg)
>>1601976It’s a friday that’s why. Here’s a bri’ish shor’ hair for the front pages enjoyance
No. 1602030
File: 1686334072019.jpg (227.3 KB, 1268x904, curlycatto.jpg)
>>1602023here's my favourite cat breed, the American Curl, their ears are so silly
No. 1602043
File: 1686334689819.jpg (47.21 KB, 564x562, b714758dff6cf90e1e1769537c255f…)
>>1602030Aw I love their little ears! mines the Oriental Shorthair
No. 1602057
File: 1686335447757.jpg (93.36 KB, 620x930, 43523a0feef95fa7f16e9b6a8b8d60…)
Not a breed but calico cats are so cute. And 99% are female!
No. 1602070
File: 1686336150256.gif (2.14 MB, 260x462, 7ottsg.gif)
Happy friday
No. 1602083
File: 1686336959479.jpeg (57.44 KB, 480x652, EF2B6749-79AD-420B-85B3-504A96…)
>>1602057I fucking love calicos. I had one and she was so cute and unhinged. I miss her so much
No. 1602101
File: 1686338402428.jpg (Spoiler Image,70.88 KB, 970x545, iminadepressivemood.jpg)
I also want to fall into the eternal sleep on the ocean floor and get consumed by sea stars. Seems peaceful. (spoilered because pic has a dead sea lion)
No. 1602105
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>>1602059You're absolutely right.
No. 1602157
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Obsessively listening to "As the World Falls Down" and "Within You" from the Labyrinth OST while thinking about Him.
No. 1602181
I'm so frustrated. It's a bit of a vent but it is dumbass shit so. I have paid rent 3x over the past several months each month just because I'm an idiot, my landlord sent me an email to let me know. I've set up TWO automatic payments then have been manually paying one more time just for fun, every month. It's 9x extra rent I've paid, totalling to around 10k that I've literally just…accidentally given away to my landlord. Yes, I make a healthy amount of money, but up until recently I've been poor as shit and honestly didn't know what to do with the money, all I know these days is whatever I really need, I can afford it.
You may think "how can one person be so disorganised?". But I had this exact moment earlier in the year, where I got not one but TWO final warnings with penalties from different things for ignoring them by post because I just didn't check my box. Now I check it every weekday and I thought I had it all together. It really feels like 1 step forward, 2 steps back. And I wish adulting wasn't such a lame ass term because it really feels like I can't function as a normal adult. This shit, a display of neglect over very basic stuff, happens over and over. I never make the same exact mistake, but it's like I never learn the lesson. And these auto payments were an attempt to organise myself, because I used to make the mistake of forgetting to pay rent until it was almost too late, see what I mean?
No. 1602208
File: 1686347959782.jpg (23.85 KB, 220x330, 220px-Tom_and_Jerry_The_Magic_…)
I want to rewatch this while tripping, it was already too intense when I was 7 so I suspect it will be an extremely enlightening experience.
No. 1602243
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I've been playing plants vs zombies on my phone all day. I feel like those babies who are always their tablet/ipad.
No. 1602253
File: 1686350188374.jpg (52.44 KB, 615x585, 236020fae7fa109144c5cccd315c91…)
autism will be the death of me
No. 1602255
File: 1686350375771.png (143.75 KB, 416x394, Hair_Metal_GargantuarAlmanac.p…)
>>1602248Gargantuar. That gif is from the first PVZ game, but in the second be has many variations.
No. 1602302
File: 1686354035728.jpg (146.83 KB, 1000x1394, a66a42387ad08c13dc21ff67357839…)
why cant western troons be like japanese troons?
No. 1602314
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>>1602312just to clarify i dont meant them passing or anything because they are asian, i dont think anyone should transition. I was talking about how instead of trooning out they find their calling in art or keep it to themselves. Eguchi hisashi is pretty outspoken about being a troon, but he never transitioned and instead focused on making art. I am pretty sure there are a ton of mangakas, both male and female, that are like that.
No. 1602335
File: 1686356402077.jpg (183.16 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_p1zjo2WAxk1ro43u8o1_128…)
>>1602329he said it in several interviews, c'mon he even did the first(i think) trap manga
No. 1602342
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I want to go see fnaf in theatres with an anon so we can share popcorn. I'm not sharing drinks though because I'm getting an Icee. Red.
No. 1602358
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>>1602355where are you from? who the fuck eats popcorn with butter
No. 1602400
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Can't wait til 3 years from now when I come home from work to find my house husband opening the door and taking my shoes off and when I narrow my eyes he holds his breath and flinches when I raise my arm because he left the coat hanger a mess again
No. 1602414
File: 1686361148414.jpg (22.63 KB, 390x307, a70f6c5df2c5f67d91d6949bde418d…)
I'm about to eat some shredded wheat and coconut oil before I go to bed.
No. 1602417
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>>1602260Ikr? When he grew out a beard, it did something to me
No. 1602450
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>>1602253I've noticed as I get older, I get more autistic. I don't know why. Like I'm becoming more powerful but retarded.
No. 1602494
I hate how people try to virtue signal about #thomas# from Deadly Premontion, like he's just a cross dresser apart of a cult of an crazy fucking person, he's in love with the clut leader. I guess something can be said about the gay character being a crazy killer is an overdone trope, but everyone in that game is a stereotype. Emily is the ditzy damsel in distress who is in a position power but being a woman means she can't truly be bad ass, York is misogynistic crazy but effective agent. I don't care of Thomas is a psychopathic drag queen, who cares? If anything it's not about him being gay or a drag queen, it's about him being in love with an shitty groomer scrote who leads everyone on, so he's willing to dress like a woman to get his attention and try to be like his sister. No other touchy topic was handled well in the game. George being abused by his mother, is a trope. Him trying to groom Emily, Emily straight up telling york that maybe his dad had reasons for killing his mom in front of him, without even knowing everything, like come on. Thomas isn't even a the main bad guy, he's even included as one of the forest girls. Fuck off with whining about the one trope in a trope filled game. It comes off very pandering when I see streamers get on a high horse. Why do you expect a game like Deadly premonition to be woke??? Or handle any topic with respect?
No. 1602513
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can't sleep.
No. 1602521
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Looking at hotel reviews and saw this and I'm so confused. Did he walk in or not? Either way fuck this shithole
No. 1602523
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Really want to eat an oreo cakester now that they're back but 98% sure itll just make me sick like all the other years of trying to eat wheat.
No. 1602582
File: 1686378356088.gif (982.81 KB, 227x275, 1664637562864.gif)
>>1602213>seems like a total pickme who worships white men and sees herself as better than white women just because she’s not white.what, where is this coming from?
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>>1602213You sound like a fat, jealous pickme loser who accuses non-white women who dare to date "your" men of this habitually, takes a page out of the racist tranny handbook by calling them "masculine" to feel better about your lacking appearance, then denies all this, projects her own internalized misogyny onto them and tries to blame them for everything.
I'm sure you attempted to derail a post I made in another thread with your bitterness and stupidity. You're a fucking disappointment, and the definition of the problem. I do not feel sorry for you. You are a hypocrite, and your suffering is self-inflicted.
No. 1602609
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>>1602523Whole Foods has gluten free moon pies that are basically large versions of these if you're willing to pay their extortionate prices.
No. 1602648
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School shooter fangirls like Columbiners really fucking test my commitment to defending all women unconditionally, the lowest of low pickmes with stage IV "I can fix him" brainrot over some loser incel who killed teenagers and traumatized a generation. Despicable and pathetic.
No. 1602662
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Okay which one of you is this retard
No. 1602668
File: 1686388983497.png (4.33 KB, 101x110, smirk.png)
>>1602450endearing, relatable post
No. 1602679
File: 1686390997193.jpg (66.83 KB, 540x774, fa60f947317b6691a2e2f1a977b500…)
bump
No. 1602687
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>>1602679big up to nona. u my girl.
No. 1602891
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u r still livin´ and lettin´ live? that's not nonny behaviour
No. 1602901
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>>1602900there's no fear in the farm anymore
No. 1602930
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Good for him I guess.
No. 1602936
>>1602933basically he was "Gender Critical" gay man(the dinosaur is a
TERF symbol) and now TRAs are using this guy's conversation as proof that TERFs are trying to change gay people's sexuality
No. 1602954
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Scrolling through real estate listing photos
Are they trying to give people a heart attack
No. 1603007
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huh
what
wtf has youtube just recommended to me
No. 1603044
File: 1686424164844.jpeg (77.35 KB, 800x534, 1686363553966.jpeg)
I hate seeing beautiful women fight over fat, ugly men. There should be no fucking reason.
No. 1603065
>>1603051This is such a malebrained cope kekkkk
>T-They look as ugly as me without makeupI know NLOGs/pickme types say these things to cope too, but in this case, it's too much. Live in reality.
No. 1603097
File: 1686427082743.gif (7.41 MB, 943x612, GIF 6-10-2023 2-52-30 PM.gif)
mmmm Red 40 lake FD&C Red 40 Allura Red AC
No. 1603141
File: 1686429417522.gif (218.92 KB, 498x371, 1648704908338.gif)
>read fanfic
>truly enjoy
>realize it's the first time I've ever enjoyed something just for myself and only myself
>realize that I enjoy consuming fan content just for myself and that being a producer of fan content for others isn't as fun just producing and consuming content just for myself
>delete all of my social media presence
>vow to only consume and produce content of my semi-niche media just for myself and truly enjoy fandom instead of getting jaded by interacting within it with a metaphysical presence.
I might be insane but I am free, free for the first time. I'll give myself five years before I decide to go back.
No. 1603200
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No. 1603204
>>1603187yeah i don't get it either. i unironically LOVE patrick bateman, but its bc i think he's just kind of a ridiculous guy & its fun to analyse him and try to get into his head a bit. he's 'relatable' only
in the fact that everyone secretly thinks he's kind of a loser, while he's walking around w this inflated ego thinking he's hot yuppie shit.
like i guarantee these losers are the same guys who watched fight club and convinced themselves they could relate to tyler durden. they get really fucking mad at you if you try to analyse these movies in any meaningful way bc theyre only seeing the films as mediums for self inserting onto coolguy protagonists
No. 1603208
zoomers mad about movie remakes but remake their own gender. ok
>>1603206i pictured tommy pickles at first and yes thats a huge red flag he’s literally a baby
No. 1603225
File: 1686436802425.jpeg (39.26 KB, 620x655, 63ABAECB-EDA7-440A-BE60-2F053C…)
>>1601976No ma’am I’m waiting for my new meds dose to kick in so retarded manic posts will be the norm until I’m stable…or I’m just forever fucked and will forever post retarded shit.
No. 1603230
>>1603204Yeah, I like the movie and the character, too, Christian Bale is great in this role, and watching Jared Leto getting murdered is such a nice bonus.
>everyone secretly thinks he's kind of a loser, while he's walking around w this inflated ego thinking he's hot yuppie shitYeah, him being such a huge conformist is the whole point of the movie, his colleagues and him are indistinguishable, but that's what apparently makes you a sigma male kek
>i guarantee these losers are the same guys who watched fight club and convinced themselves they could relate to tyler durden100%
>if a scrote told me they relate to travis bickle id avoid them, thats such a red flag imo holy shitLong before this meme, my ex got obsessed with this character and obviously related to him, back then I was too young to understand why and overlooked it, but looking back, it makes so much sense. I'd avoid it too now
No. 1603273
>>1603272I
don't watch the videos. That's the point.
No. 1603279
File: 1686442980076.jpg (57.71 KB, 841x768, 9a8f597e-596a-4581-a159-5dbd14…)
I was craving fries and they were a mistake. Oily things make my tummy hurt
No. 1603284
>>1603239nothing funnier than talking about the homoerotic subtext of fight club and watching as the moids flock to deny it.
the irony of film bros universally loving fight club despite it being written by a gay man who actively wanted to criticise
toxic masculinity is never lost on me lmao
No. 1603291
>>1603244Well I read your op wrong
I'm not suitable for internet forums
No. 1603342
File: 1686449091485.jpg (16.03 KB, 316x336, nQ2JFTi.jpg)
Things I have accidentally put in the email field while phonefagging:
>Sahe
>Save
>Dave
>Dage
>Age
>Sax
>Wage
>Saga
>Sage
>Same
>Sane
>Sake
No. 1603357
>>1603342For me, it's 'safe'. or putting it in the name/subject field.
>>1603345>>1603351It does not say you saged, the name 'Anonymous' (or whatever name you used) will just be turned into a clickable mailto link because its intended purpose is to put an email address in it. so when you sage, it says mailto:sage.
>it will say that you savedkek
No. 1603444
File: 1686458999739.jpg (68 KB, 720x960, 141086555_111373070916174_6305…)
Watcha watching, nona?
No. 1603534
File: 1686473362559.jpg (43.64 KB, 571x496, 6b4f431a46f43b1ca9145d2bcb55c5…)
can't believe I stayed up for le mans, totally not worth it
No. 1603544
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Last nite I got drunk and told a friend how much money my bf makes bc I wanted to give him a gift (yes I live off my bfs money) and it is NO BUENO. you should never tell anyone how much money you or someone close to you makes. dam I hope I won't get the evil eye D:(D:)
No. 1603751
File: 1686499083017.gif (1.09 MB, 498x272, ursula-evil-laugh.gif)
My favorite thing is to tell people who know nothing about crochet that crochet is super easy and all they have to do is buy some yarn and a hook HAHAHAHA. but it is easy once you learn the essential stitches
No. 1603754
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Whenever I’m really anxious I’ll go on daily motion and watch this 10 year old video of Joey Graceffa putting Shane Dawson in black face and it never fails to make me smile and remind me of simpler times
No. 1603774
>>1603172Well, I'm no scrote but imo knowing these things happened adds to how mentally unstable Patrick is. Like he is an actual psycho murderer, a wolf in sheep clothing, who successfully escapes punishment for his actions because he lives in a dysfunctional society that only cares about maintaining looks and doesn't care if someone else disappeared as long as it's not themselves. I think it's an interesting moral of the story. I know it's kinda obvious or not saying anything new but I still enjoyed it. On the other hand saying it was all in his head because mental illness makes the entire thing not have any message and make it seem like it's badly written since that wasn't the intention and some people mistook it for that. Like, mentally ill rich man hallucinates the movie isn't as fun as mentality ill rich man who's a serial killer gets away with it because he's rich and no one cares about the
victims unless they're rich too, since no one cared about the women he killed but when the rich guy he killed disappeared an investigation actually started. But that's my two cents on it.
No. 1603864
File: 1686509039097.jpeg (182.72 KB, 1600x900, image-asset.jpeg)
Fuck Bateman she's me for real
No. 1604051
File: 1686522242709.jpg (762.84 KB, 3840x2160, LifebyYou_Screenshot_1_WorkCon…)
I don't keep up with all the life simulator games that are coming out (like paralives), but I saw a video on Life By You. Apparently the game is going to have an emphasis on player created mods and no things like death or violence in the vanilla game. Maybe I'm being cynical here, but that sounds like such a huge mistake. One of the biggest things people dislike about TS4 is it's dependence on mods, you need to have mods to enjoy the game. Sounds like whoever is making life by you is basically gonna be expecting players to do the work
No. 1604063
File: 1686523049824.jpg (89.74 KB, 693x693, 540.jpg)
my loneliness
is killing me and I
I must confess
I still beli
No. 1604119
File: 1686528458748.jpg (56.16 KB, 472x708, the-x-files-i-want-to-believe-…)
>>1604110Oh congratulations! You finally beli
No. 1604223
File: 1686543409513.jpeg (49.11 KB, 1068x623, IMG_9494.jpeg)
I hope whoever wrote this scene gets shot in front of his mom
No. 1604245
File: 1686546009225.jpg (37.94 KB, 306x563, article-2623540-1DAD16CC000005…)
>>1604223this if the only thing they get accurate, this is what the average "dom daddy" looks and acts like, not fucking Christian Grey or the guy from 365 days, an ugly misogynist who would have been an Incel if he didn't have money.
No. 1604302
File: 1686556939860.gif (863.57 KB, 500x500, 11168010_51e42.gif)
it's true…I've become a picmix addict
No. 1604304
File: 1686557191077.webm (3.6 MB, 576x1024, xylevel4.webm)
>>1604200I've never tried it, just played around with it.
No. 1604372
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>>1604357I'm a human shield for her.
No. 1604447
File: 1686569696848.jpg (83.6 KB, 750x750, download (3).jpg)
>>1604372she is everything and i love her sm
No. 1604498
File: 1686574528585.jpg (13.28 KB, 390x409, 1684890572470.jpg)
signed up to a dating app because i crave love and companionship but i'm scared to like anyone because what if they think i'm a boring dweeb
No. 1604609
File: 1686585577318.jpg (207.71 KB, 860x1034, EFvYuwDUEAAS240.jpg)
>>1604498update: accidentally x'd on someone who liked me and I don't know how to find her profile again. Fucking hinge. She was a she/they though, so maybe it was for the best
No. 1604650
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I read it as "Elliot Page: A Meme"
No. 1604653
File: 1686589338870.jpeg (128.13 KB, 826x1692, A13D45E8-B5BB-42C5-8B4B-4E77AB…)
Thought about the whole golden spoon thing for rich kids and went to see some prices. They are kinda affordable, a lot of people buying these. Would you buy golden cutlery?
No. 1604673
File: 1686591040155.jpg (386.37 KB, 2023x2048, FgDzAKhaUAAAU78.jpg)
>>1604629They got yaoi lung
No. 1604685
>>1604653Golden cutlery always gets all ugly because it’s often painted silver cutlery. I’m guessing that an actual gold made cutlery set for 4 people would be expensive.
I prefer silver cutlery tbh, unless for some reason I were to decorate a table, and somehow, silver cutlery would clash with the main focus of the decoration.
I don’t mind having a special spoon or fork though, I would use it to lift my spirits if I don’t want to do anything, then I wouldn’t mind having a single golden spoon or a silver spoon with golden details.
No. 1604687
File: 1686591826856.jpg (55.62 KB, 800x450, xmen.jpg)
Trying to brainwash myself into becoming a neat freak
No. 1604702
File: 1686592387935.jpeg (155.04 KB, 827x1328, 9AA1483B-58F9-46B3-83AB-2E68D0…)
This might be more to your liking gold haters
It's more subtle and engraved
No. 1604704
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>>1604702They also sell knives and swords
I'm more interested in those tbh
No. 1604706
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>>1604704And for the broke girls who want a little something fancy
No. 1604712
File: 1686592700866.jpeg (115.11 KB, 827x1251, 8EF225B4-3E44-4FCD-8B0F-13FE00…)
okay now I am just looking for the most impractical items, like these sperm spoons
No. 1604713
File: 1686592716109.jpg (39.62 KB, 800x365, BK-CI092P.jpg)
Speaking of knives look how cute my new knife is nonnas I hope I get to cut a man with it one day
No. 1604718
File: 1686592937520.png (58.08 KB, 1000x1000, 9234034231254.png)
>>1604712Just cut the end off and you'd have yourself a silly straw kek
No. 1604719
File: 1686593145577.jpg (131.8 KB, 1000x1000, Vintage-Gold-Flower-Spoons-Cof…)
I'm a cheap girl, gimme those flower spoons from aliexpress that'll lose their colors after two washes instead of gold, I don't mind.
No. 1604720
File: 1686593165710.png (1.64 MB, 1440x1766, Screenshot_20230612-130732.png)
>>1604713Be careful what you wish for, seriously.
No. 1604796
>>1604785The only names I can of are Tula, Tulia , Tulsa and maybe Tulip.
Maybe we can bring this up somewhere for nonas to discuss?
No. 1604804
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No. 1604892
>>1604752I'm lazy so I only have 1 plate and a few bowls and cups, one set of silverware. everything is clean always be cause they need to be
somehow my roommate has like 20 forks and spoons and idk how you even live like that
No. 1604898
File: 1686605905024.gif (1.16 MB, 498x331, scary-movie-saw.gif)
It's literally so hard to watch the Scream movies and take them seriously like a normal movie because of Scary Movie
No. 1604910
>>1604697TFW your house is filthy but not with anything roaches would want just clutter and packaging garbage and also you get prof pest control anyway
I’ll never clear my table off will I
No. 1604925
>>1604713That's a cute knife
nonnie! I was looking to buy some blades to carry on my bag just in case but the self defence laws where I live are absolute crap, and even if I get that's legal, if I ever use it on a moid as self defence I'd be the one that gets fucked over in court.
No. 1604954
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the parasocial relationships I have formed are getting to me nonnas… what to do next
No. 1605035
File: 1686616093725.gif (5.84 MB, 426x240, Basket Song.gif)
PARASOCIAL
HUMAN RELATIONSHIP
INTERNET CULTURE
ETIQUETTE
TOUCH GRASS
NO TIME NO TIME
BPD?
POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS
WEIRD
NONLINEAR EXPRESSION
FURRY FAG FREAK
NO TIME NO TIME
NORMIE
GENERATIONAL CATEGORISING
AUTIST
DISCERNMENT INCAPABILITY
UNRELATED CONNECTIONS
AND PLAIN OLD BRAIN ROT
all that and more at cutedeadguys.net
No. 1605039
>>1604918Hardly. The ones in my house only eat cat food, the ones that escaped the last roach killing time to another room full of still closed dry cat food all died mysteriously. I reckon they died of hunger cus they are fucking lazy, I've seen their schemes, it's like I'm in a chicken run type of movie but instead of chickens it's roaches and they are plotting to get us out of the house even though we were here first and were merciful enough to let their ancestors live when we first saw them (grave mistake). Since then we are at war, their numbers drastically dwindled, we have the upper hand now. They are shoe proof though, drag your feet after stepping on them as if you just stepped on poop cus it's the only way they die by stomping. I stepped on one the other day and she fucking pretended to be dead for solid 5 minutes, they might as well have gone to performing arts college for roaches, they are very good. Shoes are not their weakness, a room without cat food is, fucking lazy ass roaches, all that talent wasted cus you don't want to work a day in your life opening the fucking package. That's what you get! Dying alone in a cold room as your family wonders "will little Tony come home tomorrow?" She won't!!!!!! And your family suffers for it, but it won't last long now, soon they will be reunited… in a post life for roaches, rest in pieces.
No. 1605048
>>1605039You need professional pest control. You’re not winning unless you live in a tropical area and these are the large outdoor roaches coming inside sometimes. Sounds like you have German cockroaches which are filthy and dangerous and their poop in your walls will be making you sick.
Prof pest control is not expensive. Please for the love of god just call a professional. I don’t understand how people live like this, my house is dirty but there are no pests because I can afford pest control but not a maid. Honestly sounds like you have an infestation so bad that even thorough cleaning and poisoning by yourself will help.
No. 1605086
File: 1686618931253.jpeg (16.11 KB, 828x332, BBA0FC59-955C-45DD-8E25-C18DF0…)
this better be a typo
No. 1605117
File: 1686621611364.jpeg (31.24 KB, 750x496, 1686346872457.jpeg)
bought a toy of an obscure character i like but his feet are broken off. im gonna try to make some tiny rat feet now, i fucking guess.
No. 1605124
>>1605048My house isn't dirty, the problem is that we have cat food and bowls of water everywhere and heavy furniture no one wants to move and it's where they are hiding.. that's the whole problem.
We got the roaches in a supermarket (they closed after 1 year, wonder why) and we were dumb enough to not kill them all on sight because we never had that problem before, they never survived that long… then again we didn't have cat food everywhere. Also the cats keep killing the little geckos that were eating the roaches, very annoying.
I'm sorry nonna but "my house is dirty but I can afford pest control" sounds really insane, as I type this I just can't believe it kek, it's like a complete different reality I can't quite grasp. Maids are cheaper than pest control in my country and roaches can't get IN the walls… I guess I'm all good, can't imagine having pests IN my walls and not being able to afford pest control, now that's a nightmare. Clean your house. Detergent kills roaches, don't buy big ass furniture no one wants to move. Save money. Clean your house. Save all the geckos that get inside, they are your professional pest control and they do it for free. Clean your house.
No. 1605126
File: 1686622424236.jpeg (360.61 KB, 1170x1456, 26B31B84-DE81-4738-B52C-369C35…)
I adore every detail here. The arm, the tin trays..those floorboards from an escher painting
No. 1605128
>>1605100i don’t remember her name
nonnie but she’s from texas chainsaw massacre 2
No. 1605133
File: 1686623342756.jpg (90.64 KB, 736x813, 6064175c0aa5e7817bec57d8bd124a…)
My nails are currently the length of picrel right now (probably a little longer actually). I got them done thinking it was going to be one time thing since my usual nail length is about half an inch shorter and I would probably get tired of them, but now that I've had them for two weeks I don't think I'm gonna be able to let them go when it's time for me to redo them. They actually feel short now and I want to go longer. I see how those girls with the xxxl nails get to that point.
No. 1605228
Hi I'm a lolcow feminist and I sperg at other women for watching cartoons instead of dating men. All women should be barefoot and pregnant and married to a scrote. I also really can't stand those ugly bitches with nasolabial folds, saggy tits and imperfect vaginas, time to make my 15th post of the day in Shayna's thread talking about the wrinkles in her pussy. That bitch Olivia Rodrigo is so plain too, ugh. Every so often, I might start an argument around whether or not men of other races like me, as women of other races are just jealous because their scrotes like me more (btw I hate scrotes). Later in the day, I might have a well-deserved, very justified vent about scrotes of my race worshiping women of other races. No, I'm not a pick me, and I don't care about men or dating. I hate pick mes and I am actually misandrist, why would you think otherwise? I despise zoomers btw, here is my 900th essay this month about why people born after me are actually cancer (especially other women and girls). No I'm not bitter or insecure about my age at all. Another thing: Women who wear clothes I don't like, or have hobbies I don't share are nothing but consoomers and possible fetishists. Btw I don't like prostitution or trannies, so I'm actually progressive and a radical feminist. I am very pro-women's rights. I only ate 500 calories today. Time to text my /r9k/ boyfriend, I can fix him (do not call me a scrote - I am simply logical and you all need to grow up)
No. 1605233
>>1605217The things in that spoiler is what the thread is made for tbf.
>>1605228old pasta
No. 1605252
>>1605240This is how it all started.
>>816790>>816806 Dang only two years ago and I'm already feeling nostalgic
No. 1605257
File: 1686636068465.jpg (134.61 KB, 570x842, 47dedefa7566016e604fa7b63b700d…)
I'm currently starting the process of making a bag to take with me when I go see Barbie. I was thinking about making one in this shape with more retro looking pink flowers because they're nice and sturdy BUT I would like a flap to go over the top of the bag. A flap wouldn't work with this shape. Hmmm…
No. 1605264
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>>1605257Samefag but a more basic shape like this would be could. Nice and roomy with the sides and bottom, and I could add fabric to make it more sturdy. Plus I've been seeing a trend of crochet totes with frills along the sides and I love it, it could be added to this bag. Would be super easy to add a flap. But do I really
need a flap? Yes I will be smuggling in a five course meal but it's not like people will be peeking in my bag. I also don't think I have enough yarn for a bag like this. In that case, I prefer the circle tote
No. 1605299
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I have a personal cow, a TIF/enby depending on the day, whose venting blog I found by mere accident a while ago. Recently she posted a picture of herself finally getting a haircut her conservative, homophobic mother (she calls her mother a terf, hilariously enough) would hate. And the haircut is the type of haircut every single woman above 35 gets in my country, pic related but less styled. Not to mention she's wearing the girliest flowery buttonup shirt with a couple of old grandma rings. Now I feel kind of bad for her because I have to wonder what kind of extremely conservative fucked up background did she grow up in where this look is considered gnc and a fuck you to her parents… she just looks like an average woman that's not done up and is out and about.
She has an extremely warped worldview of gender roles I couldn't even comprehend until I saw her selfie kek
No. 1605313
>>1605257>>1605264Wow seriously. You're seriously, honestly gonna go see that movie????? You're not a real
terf and you, quite frankly, don't belong here.
No. 1605384
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A bit bummed out that confinement isn't going to continue, really liked the scp universe and there isn't a lot of content like that besides youtubers just reading the scp log and don't get me wrong it's nice listening to it when going to sleep but it's just a shame really.
No. 1605407
File: 1686651126260.png (101.64 KB, 828x1688, it's called a bob you morons.p…)
>>1605299Nonna holy fuck. I saw this exact same thing happen a month ago when I got my hair cut.
I was looking for a photo of the cut I wanted
and then went down a rabbit hole trying to find more pics of this woman and her hair (and the original source). Long story short, I ended up finding and bookmarking this reddit thread because it was so hilarious that a bunch of girls who pretend to be manly men were getting so hyped over a haircut that was worn by a literal supermodel (Arizona Muse), a hairstyle that was praised for years in the fashion world, it doesn't get more feminine than that. Do they not see how ironic it is, or just choose to pretend there is no irony? Can't believe the fucking fashion industry has less stereotypical views of women's hair than TIFs. Even in the 20s, short bob cuts were insanely popular with women at the time, lots of female actresses and performers had it and they weren't treated any less like women.
I noted how she said
>I'm convincing my motherThis also made me realize that these girls must have lived in a conservative hell to see a haircut like this as manly, it sounds so ridiculous to me because I didn't grow up with conservative, horribly sexist parents that forced me (too much) into a mould of femininity.
I relate to these girls to an extent. Yes, getting your long hair cut short for the first time is exciting, but it has nothing to do with having male brain, it's about having a fresh new look, experimenting with your personal style, gaining a boost of confidence, looking like an improved and truer version of yourself, etc. And being either sex has nothing to do with that, but they truly believe only men can be confident and that if you enjoy having short hair and wearing pants = male, so…
TIFs from conservative families should listen to the pictured model's advice instead of making a haircut into a transgender statement:
>"The thing lots of girls do is they have long hair, cut it short, then decide to grow it out again. Keep playing with it, there are so many styles that you can have with short hair," she said. "Experiment with it and have fun."(Basically, you don't need to identify as a male in order to do whatever the fuck you want with your hair/clothes)
No. 1605613
File: 1686672681638.png (56.18 KB, 426x464, Screenshot_8.png)
who is that who IS THAT (also very beautiful art nonnie)
No. 1605618
>>1605313Indeed I will see the Barbie movie, wench. Seethe because you'll never be a Barbie gurl in a Barbie world.
Anyway, I settled on a bag design.
No. 1605640
>>1605623This is spot on. There is a huge industry for selling rigged custom models. You can actually find cheap ones on Etsy though…like 10 dollars cheap in some cases for pretty basic ones. Professional level high end ones can go anywhere between a few hundred for a half-body model up to 1000+ USD for really high end full body models.
If someone wants a basic affordable pre rigged setup just search on Ebay. Don't jump into vtubing with some expensive stuff when you may give up the hobby in a month. Like any form of streaming it is very very very hard to organically grow an audience because the hobby is saturated. For every Iron Mouse or Pippa there are literally thousands of 1 viewer Wendys who go nowhere…so treat it as a hobby that you might get lucky with to turn into a side hustle, but 99% chance you will be buried under the mountain of other vtubers who all think they're gonna become millionaires someday. Just speaking from experience. Also sad to say the most popular vtubers also tend to be lewd and act slutty because there are tons of male weeaboo viewers in that community. Wholesome "I'm just a cat girl who games rawr!!!" are a dime fucking dozen and don't really pull many views.
No. 1605653
>>1605634ngl I might be being too generous here but I don’t think she meant
terf as in trans exclusionary radical feminist i think it was just troon exclusionary kek
No. 1605657
>>1605651I think it’s mainly paranoia!! She’s had more stomach issues then mobility. I hand raised her litter, she was one of the two runts I hand fed. The other had manx syndrome really bad. Unsure what the babe’s fate was in the end. She’s not my first manx. My lad was a stray that appeared and never left. As he got older he got a lot of mobility issues. Esp before he passed. I worry about it cuz she’s.. a runner… jumper (she jumps over me all the time) and a climber. Don’t want her to fall and get hurt. She’s still young but I know this spiteful bitch is going to live a long ass time.
I love tuxedos!! Both of my manxes were/are black and white spotted cows.
No. 1605662
File: 1686676602945.jpg (101.58 KB, 838x919, nonna.jpg)
No. 1605675
File: 1686677556654.jpg (41.1 KB, 494x494, 1c0ed4634ffdb4bbdef54fa6a89246…)
So tired of weird shit that gets posted here (you know what) I just wanted to talk about anime and music and harry potter and hot old men before they hit the wall why can't I do that in peace
No. 1605685
File: 1686678261369.gif (245.74 KB, 220x220, hmmmmm.gif)
there's this Belgian moid on YT and IG that dances with lots of people of so many cultures and he actually looks happy doing it, he doesn't seem to be doing it only out of profit and the dancers look happy to interact with him, and i'm here thinking, could i have been wrong? could my preconceived notions on males based off their race and ethnic background been… incorrect?
No. 1605690
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>>1605675It's such a relief that women started clapping back about how men hit the wall too! PREACH SISTERS! PPPPAAARRRREEEEEAAAAACCCHHHHHHH!!!!
No. 1605697
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No. 1605790
>>1605770he must be a fetishist
regardless even if you aren't on death's doorstep I guess its possible your share facial features with her and that is what brought it up.
No. 1605839
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No. 1605875
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No. 1605884
File: 1686692371560.jpg (40.2 KB, 1280x720, XO-Kitty-Madison.jpg)
wtf??who casted her??
(yes i am watching trash)
No. 1605962
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KEK at nonnies infighting over moomin of all things (in /m/ btw). some of you must be really bored or something
No. 1605969
>>1605931This is a very popular and
valid opinion
No. 1605977
>>1605931I'm the opposite. If I see a grid I'll feel obligated to write each character in a square, it's very restrictive. So I prefer lined paper.
Blank, grid-less, line-less paper is the best for me though.
No. 1606068
File: 1686711881978.jpeg (32.39 KB, 750x526, 947C88CE-763B-4AB6-8959-F34BA9…)
picrel got plastic surgery to remove her eye bags and I’m forever in mourning that because idc what anyone says they were SEXY!!!! God damn it!!! Fuck you society!!! I will never forgive you!!! Eye bags are sexy! I will [REDACTED] plastic surgery clinics worldwide! I can’t stand for this
No. 1606155
File: 1686718461168.gif (2 MB, 512x640, below deck.gif)
your defective chromosome is showing, please refrain from existing, over.
No. 1606203
File: 1686722931743.png (114.37 KB, 547x554, 1675258702015.png)
>>1606165You've never been to a forum?
No. 1606207
>>1606198they're very strange. they give off the feeling of having read a wikipedia article about 4chin, came here ready to
"integrate" but can't leave their mainstream internet ways behind.
No. 1606209
File: 1686724457817.gif (12.95 MB, 476x640, kitikitikatkat.gif)
nonas who like kitties, why u like them? I'm allergic and can't have kittens. are they cute? do they sleep by your bed? why do they puurr?
No. 1606216
>>1606209they're berry qt, that's it, i love them.
>I'm allergic and can't have kittensyou could maintain some hope, some people allergic to cats manage to have cats with some medication, one that comes to mind is AstralSpiff and his cat Loaf.
No. 1606277
File: 1686736028305.jpeg (1.96 MB, 4032x3024, D54E0F22-11EB-4EF7-B682-9CCF79…)
I have been focusing a lot on loosening up my chest and shoulders, with exercises and stretches and massages. And yesterday they both has this release that felt like a rubber band electric shock. It was so weird but I hope that is a good thing. Anyway here's a dog in a museum hoping to be free from this confinement.
No. 1606290
File: 1686737196726.jpeg (33.23 KB, 344x743, 6C08525A-EEF7-4402-B2A9-2FBA8C…)
It just doesn’t seem right that the letter Q comes before S
No. 1606293
>>1606290S is a late stage letter STUV
Q is a bridge QRS
What is R? Hmmmmmm
No. 1606455
File: 1686758328845.jpeg (51.47 KB, 602x444, 5B96B58E-27DC-4BCD-9637-BCE16B…)
I finally return to my beloved farms, and it feels so empty.
No. 1606463
File: 1686758734992.jpg (76.63 KB, 605x680, wasokinlifeofpitho.jpg)
I can't take capeshit and fanatsy like Disney live actions or GoT seriously at all because all I can think of is how they're in tight spandex or running around hugging picrel infront of a green screen.
No. 1606464
File: 1686758874217.jpeg (63.39 KB, 728x635, F21F06FF-6D63-4B17-8CC2-AC27ED…)
>>1606455we are slowly coming back, the shaymin issues will take time to recover but we are in this together.
No. 1606482
File: 1686759981840.jpg (111 KB, 777x960, FrN189cX0AVU5FV.jpg)
>>1605424I'm talking about shit like picrel.
No. 1606567
File: 1686766463514.gif (127.5 KB, 500x506, tpparty.gif)
>>1606551No problem my stool student
No. 1606597
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No. 1606605
File: 1686769602488.jpg (32.76 KB, 736x488, sweet dreams.jpg)
I read some weird ass fanfic yesterday before going to bed and had this dream where my phone was hacked and all my internet history made public and you guys made a thread on me dragging my weird taste in fics and calling me nasty stuff and I tried to explain myself "I was just curious about this, I don't really read real peoples fic, and they're not really real anyway!" but it only made it worse and I got worse reputation than romanianon or that girl with shitty 2d husbando and not even the weirdest husbandofags accepted me anymore
No. 1606674
>>1606663Nta but basically when shaim was trying to switch over to newcow the site was down but people quickly figured out that farmcow.lol was still accessible. People got bans for posting there. We also quickly realized that some anons could see and post on the new site by using data. Screenshots got posted of the new (unfinished, it's only fair that I emphasized that it was unfinished and not meant for us to be seen) site and got a lot of negative feedback. Shaymin got frustrated from the backlash, reverted the site to normal, and quit.
I don't think the problems like WebMD not loading is her fault though. This site is old as balls, even the current admins said so. Like anything old, it's breaking down. That's why we need a new site
No. 1606678
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>>1606668>>1606674this is insane
nonny KEK damn I'm sorry she put you all through the ringer, peak mental instability. I guess a new site wouldn't be a bad idea since well maintenance is a B, at least the new admins seems more levelheaded in comparison.
No. 1606686
>>1606679I'm to lazy to go through the CC bunker threads and find it, but it uses the same engine (or whatever, I can't think of the term for it) as Choachan so they looked similar. It was like a dark purple choachan.
I've said it before but shaymin should've just stuck to her guns and finished the site before rage quitting. I don't think she was steadfast enough to be an admin. Also excuse my typos,I'm on mobile.
No. 1606696
File: 1686773891940.png (66.07 KB, 1248x1470, cow.png)
>>1606686Samefag ok I actually found a screenshot of newcow plus an OP that goes over the stuff that happened
https://crystal.cafe/b/res/204997.html No. 1606710
File: 1686774943699.png (32 KB, 295x640, IMG_8998.png)
>>1606696Not being able to access lolcow over the holiday season was evil. This is what happened if I tried to post on the new website.
No. 1606758
File: 1686778229130.gif (1.37 MB, 640x640, pinky long neck.gif)
>>1606751YELL IT AT THE SKY
NONNY!!
No. 1606760
File: 1686778434736.png (272.74 KB, 1240x892, yay.png)
I'm so proud of my favorite protag, what a good girl.
No. 1606764
>>1606756The site was only accessible for a few people, some people were only able to access it through certain methods (like using data instead of wifi for me). Idk why it was that way, maybe admin explained it and I can't remember, but it clearly wasn't supposed to be open and the update wasn't done. Iirc, admin said it wasn't finished in a newcow /meta/ post, which is probably documented somewhere on CC
Idk, perhaps I'm wrong but I definitely got the impression that we weren't supposed to be on newcow yet.
No. 1606808
>>1606805the second one was "my blood"
and then it was normal
No. 1606821
File: 1686782632547.jpeg (103.5 KB, 1280x720, IMG_1707.jpeg)
>>1606810Love my
terf queen
No. 1606841
>>1606795i know. i fell for a dumb meme and let it become my default nature.
women are associated with chaos. on the other hand, they can easily reverse it and say "women use punctuation because they care more about conventions and rules!"
its all retarded pseudo-psychology twisted to suit whatever they feel in the moment.
No. 1606854
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>>1606836He specifically targeted female workers of the datacenters to have a "girly talk" with them and if they didn't comply with the troon's demands he would make them fired. Of course he targeted women, typical misogynistic tranny.
No. 1606881
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Came across some guro anthology manga. Was reminded never to respect men. I'll never take issue with any kind of female degenerate, because women's fantasies will always pale in comparison to male ones.
No. 1606891
>>1606881Sadly the nonas here don't agree with that and will stick a knife through your heart as if you're a vampire if you dare mention having any…. peculiar
problematic interests.
No. 1606916
File: 1686789750880.jpg (1.27 MB, 4000x3000, 20230614_174203.jpg)
Nonnies I'm waiting at the train station and there's a gang of three crows bullying a poor pigeon. The pigeon went inside the gate and the crows won't leave. Fucking bastards! At least they're scared of me. I'm just keeping watch for now until the train arrives.
No. 1606921
File: 1686789864788.jpg (1.43 MB, 4000x3000, 20230614_173929.jpg)
>>1606916They're all just hanging around, colluding
No. 1606967
>>1606944Samefag, I checked the guys account and the alleged "pretty cock" is actually a short
average actually, but men should not be showing off their dicks if they're not big and long and ugly one. And you can tell the dude is fat.
Why would you even ever post your real person if you make audios for people to project their fantasies on.
No. 1606980
File: 1686792122818.jpg (28.21 KB, 300x450, 56ae9ead6c27e3049e925617b2395a…)
praying all my nonas are safe and happy today
No. 1607063
>>1606992what the actual fuck? i'm glad i'm too autistic for this shit.
>[Carry Fuck Into Riding]what does this even mean? don't explain.
No. 1607070
>>1606881I hate this double standard. If you think it's gross it's gross, it doesn't matter who wrote/drew it.
Guro/pedo/furry/rape all trash fetishes even if a woman made it.
No. 1607073
>>1607068oh did baby zoomers just learn that phrase lol?
>>1607067genuinely dont understand and cant picture this but ok
>>1607070based. perversion is the root of all evil
No. 1607075
>>1607063i feel like only autists would like that shit tbh
>>1607068KEK
nonnie that saying is from the olden times, like literally way before the internet
No. 1607077
File: 1686796103619.jpg (38.77 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)
>>1607068Nta but you guys think literally everything is from Twitter.
No. 1607090
File: 1686796272070.jpg (Spoiler Image,643.82 KB, 2160x3840, menshealth-ironchef-v2-1581102…)
>>1607073>genuinely dont understand and cant picture this but okLike this anon. Then they sit down.
Look at the drawings butt kek
No. 1607101
File: 1686796542461.png (6.73 KB, 623x165, gs.PNG)
>>1607087I looked it up and lmao
nonny same
No. 1607136
File: 1686797581788.jpg (38.38 KB, 640x448, insecurity.jpg)
No. 1607144
>>1607105This is true. Most cases start with children or elders.
>>1607110What the fuck is wrong with you? Lay off your porn, coomer.
No. 1607145
>>1607070I really don't care about fiction unless it crosses into reality. Moids constantly cross the line, and no one is wrong for noticing it.
>wahhh muh double standardLol moid tears
No. 1607157
>>1607152Yeah they aren't online enough. When you see what terminally online moids with money
really do, you sadly learn that some people are actually being tormented for real kek.
No. 1607172
File: 1686798206745.jpg (82.29 KB, 828x869, FyMcJBwWwAgvn3Y.jpg)
Trumpchan samefagging and pretending to argue with himself. Go chew your Falim and fail at being funny somewhere else.
No. 1607178
File: 1686798301399.jpg (Spoiler Image,67.71 KB, 1290x765, FuRZ4VcWYAIwB5g.jpg)
>>1607169Wait that reminds me. Where did those anons go? I saw this and thought of them. WARNING the spoiler contains penis.
No. 1607181
>>1607169I mean sure. where is the
nonny who wanted to fuck a plane?
No. 1607206
>>1607201Isn't it sad you actually believe the only way you would get any type of attention is through gangstalking?
>>1607205I hate the mentally ill that refuse to seek help. They're unironically better off dead.
No. 1607213
>>1607208Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I hornypost
On company time
No. 1607215
File: 1686798781771.jpg (39.23 KB, 735x729, 71995f6fc8af25c640df6af1e678b3…)
record scratch
What happened to soap2day?
No. 1607227
File: 1686798980990.jpeg (19.48 KB, 720x475, movie.jpeg)
>>1607215Samefag, screenshot for clarity. I know it was a piracy site but I'm sad. I was literally on there yesterday. And moviecrumbs is also gone, I need to find somewhere else to watch tv shows and movies
No. 1607230
File: 1686799048894.jpg (82.7 KB, 750x724, 9d5q5nkoh5s61.jpg)
>>1607226The fuck kinda response is this?
No. 1607232
File: 1686799088015.png (68.02 KB, 800x571, sonic.png)
STOP THIS NOW
No. 1607238
>>1607229I don't actually know what is going on but earlier today I noticed it was dead then I google and found the new domain which is .id and it actually works
inb4 honeypot
>>1607222Also this don't use it, it's full of gangstalkers.
No. 1607263
File: 1686799584598.gif (2.68 MB, 390x357, 1601411181550.gif)
>>1607247I would %100 fuck general grievous
No. 1607302
File: 1686800339980.png (115.25 KB, 564x423, generalgrievousdatingsim.png)
I wanna lick his face
No. 1607303
>>1607300Oh
nonnie, I never have a good time browsing the Internet
No. 1607312
File: 1686800888299.png (125.24 KB, 750x422, Were_the_Millers_Meme-edited.p…)
You guys want to fuck machines for real?
No. 1607318
>>1607310Ok, sorry in advance for the 'tism.
Depending on their size (I like the big room-sized ones) most of the important machinery is hidden or inaccessible so you can't physically mess with them too much, but the threat of getting waterlogged or short-circuited is still there so that's cute too. Viruses and malware on the other hand, just like human emotions it's something an AI would have an understanding but no physical reference of…can you imagine how horrible and uncomfortable it would be to have the total self-control you are so used to completely stripped away? For all the disdain a computer could have towards humans for their reactions to fear, terror, sorrow, he would finally be forced to confront these feelings himself? Oh to soothe an insane overheated machine after so thoroughly fucking his code that he's questioning whether he's even himself anymore, desperately running every cmd file and mass deleting memory banks to weed out the worm eating him up from the inside, wow.
No. 1607332
>>1607323I glow because I am
toxic as fuck so I am basically radioactive, not because I work for the CIA.
No. 1607349
File: 1686802208234.gif (273.37 KB, 498x330, lizard-hehe.gif)
>>1607345SHE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME
No. 1607351
File: 1686802260954.jpg (97.84 KB, 1200x727, 1684874220375.jpg)
>>1607222i cant stop fucking laughing
>>1607349 No. 1607357
File: 1686802442778.gif (4.99 KB, 61x130, 21930539205642.gif)
I don't think I've ever been this happy in a while! feeling good
No. 1607359
File: 1686802572895.jpeg (102.45 KB, 697x470, A3BAB06F-8FD0-4DBD-A8AB-76FE38…)
>>1607353But who tops and who bottoms?
No. 1607362
>>1607358keeekk you forgot
tw:smoking
tw:dubcon, pot is trans
No. 1607366
File: 1686802818159.jpg (75.63 KB, 1300x952, pot-calling-the-kettle-black-W…)
>>1607359okay okay so, the kettle is the short and bratty one which means any n00b into the genre would call him the bottom HOWEVER the pot, as wide and tall as it is, he is a 100 percent a bottom. He has a meek attitude after all is said and done and you know the kettle is a shameless fucker you in resume:
>Potbottom
>KettleTop
No. 1607369
>>1607362Rated E, enemies to lovers to enemies again, explicit language, smut, plot what plot?, blood, gangstalking, regular stalking, fluff,
tw:smoking
tw:dubcon, pot is trans, dead dove don't eat
No. 1607382
>>1607377smoking again? eh, you really are a pathetic peace of aluminium aren't ya? Kettle spat in a joking manner. Pot could only roll his eyes.
aren't you tired of being an ass to everyone all day long kettle? Pot said tiredly, it has been a long day and pot just wanted a break from it all.
No. 1607408
File: 1686805461354.png (35.04 KB, 1322x731, 23852309f431.PNG)
No. 1607417
>>1607070I don't agree with just being ok with other women's most objectionable fetishes either (see: that artist who's obsessed with Lisa Simpson). I hate the fact that there are women who fetishize and promote things like DDLG or pedophilia as "normal" and I'll call them out on it.
But on the other hand, my dislike of male degeneracy is infinitely bigger.
It's not so black-and-white.
No. 1607421
File: 1686806043942.gif (3.75 MB, 521x421, 1660119809653.gif)
>>1607408Anon what the fuck….impressive
No. 1607425
File: 1686806183012.jpg (293.86 KB, 958x1903, 1491012980011.jpg)
>>1607178reminds me of this turbosperg, i wonder if he also inserts his microdick on his car
No. 1607444
File: 1686808096030.png (127.56 KB, 513x597, lc.png)
No. 1607448
File: 1686808484858.jpg (143.83 KB, 798x1001, 1428589678418.jpg)
>>1607442what the fuck, they have a community? spill the milk anon. I am not a carfucker but i dont see anything wrong with the dude's artstyle, the anatomy looks accurate, the shading looks good and the cars are as sexy as a car can get. I would have expected car fuckers to be into the pixar's cars artstyle.
No. 1607478
File: 1686809874621.jpg (654.71 KB, 1920x2810, 1503799814687.jpg)
>>1607453really, they are angry because of that? how do you manage to be more autistic that the person drawing anime eyed car with lovey-dovey eyes. I am on the side of the carfurry guy, fuck the haters let him draw his car titties.
No. 1607494
>>1607479You're not alone,
nonny. But must older men are clueless about how to look decent.
No. 1607498
File: 1686810458110.jpg (109.04 KB, 1139x701, 1554491859594.jpg)
>>1607475>>1607480he's just a car furry is not that complicated
No. 1607503
>>1607472I deeply regret asking this.
Also, that guy couldn't even find the clitoris on anatomical drawings of the female reproductive system and draw it in the "respective" place.
No. 1607505
File: 1686810667048.jpg (137.69 KB, 500x663, 1404080419467.jpg)
>>1607501i think in this guy's donut steel car world the cars are like cats but also share human traits i dont have more carussy
No. 1607520
File: 1686811023873.png (174.77 KB, 897x890, 1450939937309.png)
husbandoanons would you a werecar husbando
No. 1607523
File: 1686811245354.jpg (24.6 KB, 549x640, 7855b7466f07c1b2155f37a8a0348b…)
>>1607510I word it the way I wanna
No. 1607528
File: 1686811715211.png (234.31 KB, 1170x1288, media2FFodVJuKXsAAA0oS.png)
>>1607526Close the tab and open picrel instead so she can guide you. Embody the Stacy spirit.
No. 1607538
>>1606455>>1606464>>1606650>>1606656>>1606687Likewise. If we choose to not participate and there are enough people like us then the site withers so there's only so much we can blame other people or Shaymin (though she really should have communicated better). I really think the site's instability was a factor, I know it was for me.
I'm gonna try to participate more and I encourage other nonas to do the same. There's no place quite like lolcow.
No. 1607631
File: 1686822991451.gif (3.05 MB, 498x277, FF0349A8-2F3F-42BC-B7BF-A005DD…)
>>1607215YO WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOO
No. 1607636
File: 1686823193437.gif (218.88 KB, 240x180, 5D29E320-EC54-4831-831B-81A73A…)
Are there any alternative sites I can use on mobile? I feel empty…..where am I supposed to watch my shitty horror movies now?
No. 1607652
File: 1686824000498.jpeg (8.3 KB, 340x340, E54AF904-5CF9-401C-91E7-6894BA…)
lolcow dead as fuck when im awake but i fall asleep and suddenly everyone gathers to talk about car fetishes huh?
No. 1607655
File: 1686824199769.png (143.44 KB, 1478x760, Untitled.png)
>>1607648works on my machine
No. 1607664
File: 1686825747483.gif (218.97 KB, 220x168, DFC040AD-4ABB-4DBF-9111-AF2E7E…)
>>1607068Holy FUCK put down the phone/turn off the computer read a goddamn book and learn something holy shit people really are getting dumber and dumber everything is doomed unless you’re ESL or something
No. 1607671
File: 1686826288536.jpg (22.27 KB, 564x562, 1660143515388.jpg)
>>1607662I applied and I assume I've been rejected kek. I wish I got some kind of feedback because I'm really curious as to what got me rejected, but that could be dangerous for the admins I guess.
I'm an oldfag and I usually keep to myself, am tech savvy and I have modding experience too so I thought I'd be a good fit. Maybe it's for the better because I really should spend less time here.
No. 1607678
File: 1686828034191.jpg (93.92 KB, 564x752, 407ee19bfc18ed58afd55669552463…)
>>1607671I mean you can still private message the admins on Dicosrd and ask them, but if your really an oldfag and tech savvvy then that would have been benifiacl for you to be a moderator
No. 1607690
File: 1686829431312.jpg (844.56 KB, 2500x1774, 230516-Daniel-Penny-ew-330p-e2…)
>moids: we age like fine wine, roasties hit the wall at 18!
>also moids: i'm 24 uwu
so many moids who are actually younger than me already look so incredibly old, that i'd call them a creep for hitting on me, assuming they're closer to my dad's age
No. 1607754
>>1607690didn't this guy kill an
abusive sex-offender who kidnapped a little girl.
No. 1607790
File: 1686837161487.jpeg (7.02 KB, 208x155, 06D50CF4-F0BD-4484-AAB8-3CA6D1…)
The socks with sandals made me think of fanny packs, I’ve never had one but have secretly always wanted it, seems so convenient. I know they’ve made a sort of come back as those cross body bags but it’s just not the same.
No. 1607805
>>1607790I had one when they were popular
It was neon yellow with a neon pink lid, shit quality plasticky material that tore into tassels around the zipper, got stained with accidental ballpoint pen scribbles all over
No. 1607857
File: 1686841379699.png (69 KB, 635x463, 1672484769539.png)
No. 1607874
File: 1686842224562.jpg (35.28 KB, 341x426, challenge.JPG)
speaking of statistics
No. 1607876
File: 1686842346563.png (18.67 KB, 712x625, 1656543986293.png)
This image is pretty neat
No. 1607882
File: 1686842503862.png (862.41 KB, 1472x974, Screenshot 2023-06-15 at 11.21…)
I'm hyperventilating I can't breathe
No. 1607891
File: 1686842917647.png (348.68 KB, 1480x978, Screenshot 2023-06-15 at 11.28…)
life size cardboard cutout reviews on amazon are extremely entertaining
No. 1607894
>>1607885I dunno what is that.
>>1607888??? Because They wear hats and are in here? I see the water already done harm to your brain. Sadly damage is irreversible.
No. 1607905
File: 1686843694608.png (216.23 KB, 1442x974, Screenshot 2023-06-15 at 11.42…)
>>1607899it's a lady ontop of a horse! terrible quality!! lmao I can't stop laughing at the reviews look at this nice mom trying to get her daughter's husbando as a present
No. 1607969
File: 1686848375844.jpg (97.32 KB, 749x704, Capture.JPG)
GAMER DENT IS REAL
GO FEEL YOUR NIGELS HEAD AND DESPAIR
No. 1607978
File: 1686849113432.jpg (165.75 KB, 1148x1714, Untitled.jpg)
>>1607969posting this whenever a scrote attacks our farm
No. 1607985
File: 1686849568584.png (145.16 KB, 1035x454, Screenshot (2).png)
One of the funniest things about Islam and Muhammad is the fact that Arab cultural values shaped the character for Muhammad(who is considered the greatest and most perfect human being to ever exist). In the Quran's actual narrative, Muhammad is just an honest trader who was given the duty to preach the true faith to humanity at the age of 40. We don't really see strong emotion from him, and he's simply portrayed as just some guy. However, in the Hadiths (where the majority of Islamic law and history come from), Muhammad is exalted by those Arab biases and standards. So, Muhammad was incredibly good-looking when he was young, like gorgeous. Furthermore, his bloodline literally descends from Abraham and Despite being a trader in Arabia, he is described multiple times as having fair skin because light skin was considered a sign of high class. Therefore, Muhammad always has light skin.
No. 1607999
>>1607985so muhammad was a white pedophile
got it
No. 1608002
File: 1686851228170.jpg (Spoiler Image,11.56 KB, 464x279, 1640964672387.jpg)
I wish I didn't have to spoiler this uwu
No. 1608003
File: 1686851354239.jpg (338.71 KB, 2560x2560, 81S10L9ocJL.jpg)
I'm gonna try picrel. I also saw the tonkatsu flavor but for some reason I thought it would be bland so I didn't get it. If this is good I'll go back and get it though
It's so hard to find instant ramen I like because I don't like spicy food and the Korean brands are super spicy.
No. 1608007
File: 1686851493933.jpg (16.48 KB, 250x375, 00206450.jpg)
>>1607990Most likely not, he probably just used red heena on his hair(very common in regions of the middle east) It was originally just used as a sorta of sunblock and cause it looked nice, now its considered a religious issue in muslim areas and you'll see many old man with dyed red hair and beards
No. 1608012
File: 1686852120171.jpeg (10.44 KB, 304x166, 6322AA03-E613-401C-88DC-A07152…)
maybe i'm finally losing my mind, but i'm CONVINCED that an anon i briefly interacted with on here is a certain legendary user i've seen post about the subject a lot on social media, i finally connected the dots just now and it's too big of a coincidence otherwise. never thought about whether or not she used lc because it's not like i'm stalking her account that much, but she seems extremely unhinged and iconic so i hope it's her
No. 1608016
File: 1686852420424.png (522.56 KB, 592x701, SCROTE BINGO.png)
I found the scrote bingo!
No. 1608031
File: 1686853673557.jpg (88.92 KB, 744x495, 180515-danny-devito-prom-cutou…)
Met up with family for breakfast today and told them all about my fictional guy, do I still have a chance at being normal or
No. 1608036
File: 1686853979001.gif (3.43 MB, 498x498, 297e745a77dc909c46cd27cc28ae2c…)
Making pancakes making bacon pancakes
No. 1608039
File: 1686854240302.jpeg (17.16 KB, 500x454, images.jpeg)
>Heading out of town
>"Better take all of my painting equipment to work on painting"
EXCEPT PAINT BRUSHES
No. 1608130
>>1608005It was actually pretty good imo. Just a regular soy sauce flavor. I never add the recommended amount of water so maybe that's why.
>>1608123I just got it at Walmart, they're always there.
No. 1608133
File: 1686859599099.gif (154.42 KB, 220x189, IMG_9620.gif)
>>1608121Samefag. Aforementioned girl just decided to say that she’s actually a man, so now I get to go around saying that she’s a rapist pretending to be a woman trying to go on dates with lesbians.
No. 1608148
File: 1686860293164.jpg (62.57 KB, 1920x1080, oreally.jpg)
>>1608038you have to be a semi normie eventually. Im 30 and I grew out of my "blanket on the curtain rods, laying with 2 day old tampon inserted, overheating laptop making me sweat on my belly, half-heartedly forcing myself to enjoy anime and media meant for scrotes, still giving a shit about lolita, 200 steps a day, gamer dent, infinite page refresh mental delirium, "I will NEVER be a normie!!!" stage
No. 1608192
File: 1686862518557.jpeg (179.86 KB, 1200x1500, CFD88B47-1698-4307-BF1E-CA38FD…)
I want nuggets today. Some post comparing a poodle with nuggets made me crave them.
No. 1608213
File: 1686864260724.gif (501.32 KB, 500x260, tumblr_o93uzzvqRS1rdi7wyo1_500…)
>>1607215Samefag, for anyone looking for alternatives, bflix.io seems to be pretty good. I'm using it to watch Marie Antoinette right now. Of course use an ad blocker.
After both of the sites I use to watch movies and tv have shut down, I'm gonna fucking lose it if the one I use to watch anime goes to.
No. 1608232
>>1608226I just saw that Black Mirror finally came back, is it good so far
nonny?