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Remember not to respond to baiting moids!
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I post in the thread first with a devilish grin
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Sage your post before you go
I just wanted you to know
that anon, he's a moid
He'll get that redtext ban tonight
Seething in the dark, gut like pale moonlight
Done his bait in typical malescrote style
Report every post, I'm feeling alive!
Jesus Christ, he types just like an autist
Dick probably deathgripped in his fist
Nonnas, I laugh, and yet still he persists
But moids don't scare us anymore
Sage your post before you go
I just wanted you to know
that anon, he's a moid
I got that summerfag, summerfag sadness
S-s-summerfag, summerfag sadness
Got that summerfag, summerfag sadness
Oh, oooooh oh
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can anyone recommend me roadtrip-type movies? sadly the only one i can think of is lolita i just want comfy movies about people travelling through the USA, fuck
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step off the train
I'm walking down your street again
Past your door
But you don't live there anymore
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure
A Goofy Movie
Dog (2022) - stars Channing Tatum
Since Channing's already on here: Magic Mike XXL
The Muppet Movie
It Happened One Night
Smokey and the Bandit
Little Miss Sunshine
The Straight Story (1999)
Harry and Tonto
Identity Thief (2013)
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey - no driving in this one, but, it is 'people' traveling cross country to get home.
Leaving Normal (1992)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - the first one in that franchise
Dumb and Dumber
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Why did they do this?
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The same thing they did to pikachu, Japanese rodents can't catch a break.
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I hate this shit so much. I heard that it's a concious decision made by the designers so it's easier for children to draw the characters but they lose all their cuteness when they become bobbleheads. Hamtaro doesn't even look like a hamster anymore but like a deformed alien. I can't imagine any kids that prefer the ana kun design over the chubby one
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, poor nonnie
, please get help, it’s such a hard moment you’re going through, I had to take antidepressants because I couldn’t get over it.
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Poor little motherfucker, they turned him into a rodent version of Timmy from South Park
I mean, I think it would be pretty good if people who were burn victims
weren't considered freaks…
Do you think the tattooed man is a burn victim
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I think it's so cute when a newborn baby is swaddled and all you can see is their wittle head and cute face.
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I hurried in the shower because I knew I was on like 10%, went to charge my phone and somehow this bitch is at 95%
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I've been watching British royal history + I'm a royal watchers videos, and oh my god those people were and are still butt ugly. No way these are the people chosen by god, the highest standard of humans. And keep in mind we only know what the relatively recent royals actually looked like, the old old ones we only saw through portraits meant to make them look attractive. You think this lady wasn't scary IRL???
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Day 147 of my no-suds challenge! Hubby LOVES it and cannot keep his fingers off of me. I have started to develop my very own biome and ecosystem, I'm flourishing. I have not used soap or shampoo in almost 5 whole months! It's okay, dont believe the naysayers- the water runs down my legs and leaves me fresh and clean and allows my bacteria to do all of the work as I sleep. It also leaves a silky sheen on my sheets and gives my skin a satin finish! My hair is in the detoxing stage still, but im sure any week how it will begin cleaning itself and eating its own oils and impurities. The guide says it takes about 14 months to start showing results for your hair, so don't give up if you're frustrated! My natural musk drives all the men around me crazy, they truly cannot get enough! I get whatever I want at work now, and my coworkers allow me to be independent and know I can handle anything, I think they're a little intimidated to be honest ha ha. I've never felt so in-tune with myself, so streamlined. Sometimes I even skip my water-wash days so my microbiome is always on the defense. As far as the no-paste goes, my gums are still detoxing and are a little inflamed because they are drawing all of the poisons out of my teeth, but I honestly think my teeth look fuller and stronger! I've never felt happier and more fulfilled and focused, and I have tons of time to do other things.
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in my ideal world we’d have all the film bro movies but with women instead. the stoies and themes would be the same, the dialogues and jokes would be in the same vein, the characters would be dressed kinda the same but they’d just be women. the already female characters can be genderswapped to be men but some can be lesbians i guess. that would be perfect.
You're not missing out on anything lol
You'd be better off watching gay interracial pornos and videos of mental breakdowns and people ODing on the internet if you feel left out.
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fuck no. Fight club is my favourite female gaze movie. Keep your girlie no-brain shit to yourself, real women watch hot men getting punched.
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based that's my fetish
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there are a lot of movies with female protagonists that arent barbie. Watch ginger snaps, heathers, lady vengance, jubilee. Those are our ''literally me'' movies.
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ok but i am pc98 barbie and thats cooler
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agree (example) I only watched and finished Mr.Robot because they were manhandling Elliot to hell and back.
Sooo cute I love her>>1596896
Sounds retarded. Barbie Rapunzel and Fight Club are both cinematic masterpieces in their own respective rights
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scott the woz is so cute, i wish i had a cute dork bf. He looks like he's into femdom too
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watch less gay and lame shit
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I like movies.
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No, I don't think I will.
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Well she's not a ghetto girl from Georgia, for starters.
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it has a tumblr sexyman
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alright which movies are team elsie and which are team 2X?
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Nothing bad happens purely out of virtue of Elsie not being a pathetic teenage boy, it's now just a happy comfy movie about a girl runing a BBS in honour of her fave singer and going to her show.
That post was clearly a joke, anon.>bimbocore
Oh so you're just low-IQ. I swear, why are women who are NLOGs and try too hard to reject "girly" things always so uptight lmao.
i have never met an adult woman into barbie who wasnt a womanchild>>1597131
case in point
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Adore this photo of marilyn
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Her hair was very cute when it was like that slightly longer/straighter style. I like it more than her signature. don't mind me if this picture isn't actually her. There's so many fakes pics of her and people cosplaying her>>1597138
Lmao, sure anon.
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I'm trying to behave. I'm pretty sure I'm on thin ice with the mods because of my post history.
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no, never. barbie is shit and no amount of nostalgia for pre-fabricated ''girl media'' will change that. I will keep bullying barbie/bratz/mean girl fags until i shape them up into women with good taste. Its my duty.
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Accidentally had too much coffee today and now I can't sleep don't go to bed nonnies don't leave me alone nooooo it's so boring here at night
Actually it's really entertaining, the best /ot/ posting happens at night on these very threads>>1597201
Ok! I like both tbh. Barbie Swan Lake is my favourite 'cos I like the ballet. Fight Club book was bad but the movie has nice cinematography and naked sweaty men
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I'm on team fight club because I'd love getting into physical fights
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Anons itt are small brained, why not come together in our shared interests and make Barbie: Fight Club?
Oh God. Speaking of liquid death. I'm shitting it out right now.
And I have a can of it in my fridge.
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I've already sperged about my all-pink dictatorship utopia in the past so I won't do it again, but I will say that all male worshippers who put down women, "girly girls", and things considered feminine will be burned at the pink stake. It's what they deserve. Balenciaga!
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, you arent an anarchist ebin feminist destroying nlogs with facts and logic. You are a sheeple shaped by consoomerism from an early age by millionaires wanting to make money off cheap, marketable crap to children that think all girls want is princess, ballets, pretty dresses and pink shit. There is no such thing as a ''girly girl'', that's just your consoomer brain speaking after years of being indoctrinated by pink toys and princess dolls.
Yes but I’m blaming it on nicotine>>1597218
No I’m on a regular morning schedule >>1597219
The habitat for humanity ReStore near me sells expired and nearly-expired canned and bottled beverages for some fucking reason and I go there every week and stock up instead of buying coffee because there’s no “good” coffee for sale here>>1597228
Starbucks nitro cold brew canned coffee, Diet Pepsi 16oz, multiple diet Dr Peppers and diet Mt Dews 12oz cans (different varieties like zero and Sugar Free and Maxx, why are there so many versions of the same thing??)
Liking hot men doesn't make you a male worshipper, but insulting women and what some of us like to justify liking hot men does. >shitty bimbo
Way to show that you don't actually know anything about Barbie. Typical of an NLOG to think that a woman liking pink means she's dumb and overly-sexual. Btw, I'm not even someone who really likes barbie. She was never my doll of choice.
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I really think that *Beyond:Two Souls is what did it for Ellen Paige, I think I may have mentioned this but re-watching the game it's so bad and full of tramtic scenes. The whole thing was
>Jodie is an helpless cute girl with bad-ass powers but she's also so dainty and lets make every single male in the game super huge and big compared to her. Make one of her love interests an man on an fucking farm, who is only in one section and you barely get to know.
Make the other love interest an 30 year old man who meets her at 15, constantly treats her horribly in cannon moments of the game, then claim he loves her. Oh and in the last act he's always trying to be the hero and he's till an "Problematic good guy".
Like some of the shit in that game made me wonder how Ellen felt acting again as an another totured innocent girl.
Her twin brother ghost Is literally named AIDEN and 200% more interesting and powerful then Jodie. David cage is an creep. She was also in that movie about Silva Likens,
A story about an teenage girl who was toured by an jealous older shitty woman, her shitty childern and basically the whole neighborhood. They literally craved into her skin "I am a prostitute" or whore, I can't remember. What is the number of horrible movies that she plays the female victim? Who is stumbling over her words and just an torture simulator for her?
Also when David Cage did that weird shower thing where they modeled an naked body for Ellen and coomers hacked it.
The more I think about it, the more I think Beyond is just the magical story, some TIF wrote about why they transitioned. Aiden being an metaphor for the cool carefree and happy male part of her, that "Died at birth" when she was born "Female".
Every male character besides the rapists are imperfect but "They are an good person they just went through bad things/work at an bad job" being an metaphor for different "parts' of the Tif's malehood.
It sounds like an fucking fan fiction but an grown balding scrote wrote it.
David Cage chipped at this young woman's already fragile mindset with his gross game
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also this scrote is 30 when he meets Jodie who is like…15? I think, 13? And at the end he's 3 fuckin 7, talking about how he loves her. When she had to leave as an teen he was being an ass going, "Don't act like a child, literal teenager", he's a fucking groomer and the fact he was even an option sucks. Even when you are mean to him he's still played the same way. Never as a creep. I know people will scream french
but it bothers me the same way it did with Life Is Strange. That fucking Frank scrote was always played as the Drug dealer with an hear of gold. Oh he loves dogs! Oh he really did love Racheal, I swear. Oh he's only selling drugs to teenagers, looks 37, driving an 15-16 year old Chloe around in his fucking creepy van, where she discovers the drug dealer loves puppies! I hate that shit, it's weird. It's never even shown in an way that makes these dudes look creepy. You can tell the fucking retards who make the game sorta kinda wants you to humanize these predators!
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barbie is shit, stop defending garbage because you grew up with it. You are allowed to like your shitty indoctrination material multibillion franchise, but i will criticize it for all the damage it has caused to girls and their perception of womanhood. They fact that you are so angry i criticized a shitty movie franchise speaks of how much barbie has sadly shaped girlhood. Imagine defending a fucking pink toy this hard and getting this offended over someone finding it what it is, garbage.
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i literally never even said pink makes you a bimbo, you are the one with bad reading comprehension. I did call Barbie a bimbo, because she literally is, her only personality trait is being pretty, thin and liking clothes and make up. Also imagine thinking CONSOOMING is an own in any way, pathetic. Barbie is sadly here to stay thanks to retards like you who cannot let go off nostalgia, so the movie is going to be a hit regardless.
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why do I find the funniest pictures while trying to study anatomy? this looks like a hipster preying on freshman girls. who does he think he is?
i always found that the lamest part about barbie. I remember i got a veterinarian barbie as a gift for christmas and being dissapointed. I ended up turning her into a xena bootleg that rode dinosaurs.>>1597269
maybe modern barbie is like that after the backlash for being a terrible role model for girls for years. But dont pretend she was always like that.
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tfw you’ll never know if you walked on your tippy toes because of Barbie or because of autism
You’re just being a contrarian because you think that makes you cooler. Barbie may not be the best thing ever, but the character is the opposite of a brainless bimbo.
If you don’t like the toys or the media to the point that you don’t even want to consume it, just say so, but don’t act like you know enough about it to criticize it.
Plus, since 1959, Barbie has represented different careers throughout the years, so it’s not like she was always just a piece of plastic that girls would dress up in different clothes from time to time.
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No idea how many there are. I wouldn't be surprised if there were multiple though
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yeah, it's really sad
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damn still going after 4 hours? aren't you guys tired it's like past midnight
well she has zero personality. she's a product not a person. tbh i don't mean to a bitch but i don't get how invested people are indefending the honour of a consumer product just because the marketing ppl built a mythos around it. same for disney.
and i din't think it's nloggery to say barbie movies are lowbrow or to feel uncomfortable with the kind of hyperfeminity barbie is trying to push.
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Judging by the way you type, you look like this irl. Come on then, show me your moves anon.
Stop overcooking it then!!! It’s crisp and slimy at the same time!
I’ve never had natto I heard it smells like poopoo, therefore you like poopoo
I say, it’s just dumb to hate on something because it’s pink, I won’t watch the movie in theaters because it has a tranny, not because it’s Barbie.
Because in the end, it’s just selling fantasies for little girls in which they can be princesses or astronauts if they feel like it.
Imagine just not doing anything because it’s a product. Everything is a product, phones are a product, the internet is a product, books are products (yes, even philosophical books) information in general is a product too and so is literally everything.
Maybe if we all could just create deeper meanings for the things that we all care about, dumb generalizations wouldn’t be as common as they are right now, and everyone would stop trying to one up each other because
>muh it’s vapid
Maybe for you, but not for the person who cares about it.
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MyScene is superior.
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Nta but my southern ass loves some fried okra. But you gotta eat it literally as soon as it comes out the oil.
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It's possible that was me, but I'm not sure. I try to keep my planefagging to a minimum, but it's fun to shitpost about it
no one hates barbie because it's pink. I hate barbie because for decades she pushed that pink is for girls, amongst other stuff. Dunno why all of you hyperfocus on something that no one said. There is a difference between a product that is a piece of art, like a movie, and something that's just a quick cash in with 0 passion at all, like barbie.
Good for you for enjoying your vapid shit product. But for me, someone who isnt inherently into pink/fashion/what barbie tries to sell you as the female experience, barbie was always a vermin. Imagine opening your christmas gifts as a child, asking for idk, a dinosaur, and getting a shitty barbie doll instead because ''girls like that''. It fucking sucks. And you cannot deny barbie hurt women for decades, even if they are now trying to retcon the little shit. People used to assume i was a lesbian or a boy or there was something wrong about me as a child because i wasnt into hyper ''feminine'' stuff. And before you say ''thats the people's fault, not barbie'' fuck you, if for decades a massive company targetted their shitty product for your gender specifically it's going to shape people's perception of what a little girl should like. Fuck that shit, death to barbie and barbietards.
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I've made a few posts about wishing I was in an cult, born into one (thats not like a weid death cult) and even thinking of religion. I'm agrophobic, lazy and have been depressed since..forever.
Having my own community outside of my family, something of my own. IDK
>>1597365>Imagine opening your christmas gifts as a child, asking for idk, a dinosaur, and getting a shitty barbie doll instead because ''girls like that''.
That’s just the parents of the kid being retarded. Sorry you never got the dinosaurs you wanted because your parents were retarded though.
Dunno, my parents in particular would let me get whatever I wanted, I just used to always been into cute things, maybe pokemon would be a middle ground and max steel because I wanted them to be my dolls’ boyfriends.
I don’t get why anyone thinks corporations are these big groups of evil manipulative masterminds. Like, kek, if a person falls for their marketing tactics that’s their issue, not rationalizing the shit they do is what makes it so easy to just sell the idea of something being exclusively for a group of people.
So yeah, if you want to have kids or whatever, just let them choose, or explain to them the intricacies of product consumption and marketing before letting them choose a toy.
those sound more like you problems. Couldn't imagine being this pissy over a doll brand.
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hello my BABY hello my DARLIN' hello my rabID HORNY POSTING NONNY!!!!!
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you ignored my entire point. If you brainwash people for decades ofc its going to affect the perception of a person. It's no wonder women grow up to be into ddlg/bimbo and other fetish shit, they were literally marketed since birth to be nothing but sex objects, while men were taught to be curious/creative/adventurous, etc. You would expect lc so be more self aware of the issues, but i guess the twitter invasion is real. I will keep bullying and shitting on Barbie faggots and other ''dumb bitch memes'' advocated, maybe eventually they will develop taste. Say whatever about men, but at least their ''literally me'' meme ''maletier'' movies are actually movies for adults, instead of fucking straight to video toy commercials. I seriously dont get it, you have a bunch of cool female characters you can turn into cool female ''literally me'' icons for memes and stuff, why hyperfocus on fucking toys and shit movies for teenagers like mean girls. I will never understand that.
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No one cares about your childhood. Not liking Barbie was never the problem, the problem was anons calling Barbie brainless compared to fight club just cause they think Brad pitt is hot.
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the duality of woman
I support you, keep jacking off to cute moids.>>1597399
Do they cum jet fuel?>>1597406
6/10, not bad. I like that the suit keeps their looks ambiguous.
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pay close attention everynon
holy cow nonny
I used to have a dinosaur collection as a child!! I miss them now…
yeah, seriously grow up. They werent even good movies. At least the thinker bell movies were good, and thinker bell in those movies was depicted as an inventor instead of some princess riding unicorns or some fashion designer or other shit. Why dont women use her for memes and stuff more? oh yeah because mentally stunted women want to larp as bimbos like bratz/barbies, not an actually endearing and fun character. Seriously imagine defending barbie this hard, like holy shit grow up. I fucking hate that mentally stunted women like you end up damaging women as whole.>>1597421>>1597425
at least read my posts, it's about the damage it has caused women. Not just me, but women as a whole. Ofcourse you wouldnt know because it doesnt personally affect you because you were lucky(or unlucky really) to be influenciable enough to be into everything barbie deemed ''feminine''. To this day you can still see the damage that shitty doll has caused, you are told you are an NLOG if you criticize it for pointing out it's a vapid soulless franchise to capitalize on gender stereotypes.
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I thought you meant stingrays
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You want this so bad but you can't have it.
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Ok I take it back, sorry nonny
. Okra is a God-fearing Christian vegetable that will go to heaven but natto haters will still go to hell!!!
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loving the dinosaur discourse but PLEASE NONNIES can you tell me if agree with my original point. would fight club, american psycho, big lebowski and the joker be improved by genderswapping them?
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Sorry for sounding overly aggressive nona, that wasn't very nice of me
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Fake Veggie Tales fan
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Oh ok, I'm a little special ♥
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tag yarselves nonnies
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Did you even watch Merry Larry and the True Light of Christmas? Bet you haven't
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I always thought it was cute when their little feet pop out to land
Yep! When you think of the prank who is the most fucked up?>Mike knows that she has an crush on him, takes part in a prank where she's filmed taking off her bra (and she's an minor) to "prank her".>Matt holding the camera>Emily also plays apart, I think she planned it>Ashley was very much for it
in fact the only people innocent are Sam, Chris and Josh in the whole prank. Oh and the other sister.
Yet, Sam is barely given an personality and seems to take the "Cute Blonde Trope" that Jess does.
Chris looks 45 and Ashley chastizes him as if he was involved when he was passed out like Josh, he didn't do anything, Ashley really is an bitch as wellJosh
clearly loses his mind, it's funny because people can symapthize or ignore Mike's part in it, act like Matt is some victim
of Emily, even though he's an week retard coward who waits until Emily is dying to talk shit about MIke to her. EVen if you don't decide that it's still an thought he had. Also Mike is ALSO fucked up if he was with Emily, yet moids only hate Emily for fucking mike but not mike for cheating on Jess, being manipulative and being an BIG part of the prank
I assume because the victims
are two teenage girl
and a lot of the girls aren't likeable but the scrotes are played off as extreme doofishes, or horny retards, the women besides Sam have more depth, depth that makes them dislikeable.
Also that scene with matt Is 100% scrote power fantasy, oh my girlfriend is such a bitch! I let her boss me around! Now she's about to die, so i'm going to ask her about her ex and let her die if she's lying
. My memory is fuzzy but there's no scrote deaths like that in the game, that come off like powerfantasy.You literally can shoot Emily, in fact, is Emily the only person you can directly kill with your character? Not the josh fake out, but truly kill?
Sorry for the rant, I hope you read.
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Long neck dinosaur because it’s yellow and I could reach the stars easily.
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You absolutely get me nona
Same anon- Also it seems like mike never shows any regret anyway. He was the "bait" for the prank, it probably made his 35 year old dick hard thinking about an girl liking him, humilating her, and maybe even going further. The sister of the friend whose place they are staying in. Nobody truly touches on how fucked up Mike is.I fully believe they gave him some of the longest parts in the game to make you forget what he did. All the women get more hate for everything they do or didn't do in the game vs. the scrotes that do shitty shit. Even Josh doesn't get much hate or sympathy, it was his fucking sisters that his "Friends" were trying to film revenge porn on and nobody truly cares. I used to love the game but I realize how misoygnstic it is. The only faultless characters in the Prank are villianized (Josh), Sam has no personality other then being the person to move the story along, Also, it makes no sense, that Josh sent MIke the bait to go out into the woods but put Chris/Ashley through so much. By the middle of the game, it's like the whole "prank" is lost.
If MIke was an girl pranking some scrote who liked her into getting undressed to film an video with all their friends watching, every single scrote/woman i've seen playing this game would HATE her and NEVER let it be over. No matter how useful she is or charming/funny she may be. I just need to rant sorry nonnas.
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I accept your concession.
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There better not be 1000 new posts when i wake up. goodnight
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Now this is how you infight.
brb making 1,000 new posts just for you. taking the ban so that my nonny
can have some entertainment when she wakes up x
Sweet dreams nonnie
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i didnt call anons themselves vapid, i called the product they defend vapid and that it's peak womanchild behaviour to be so defensive of a product who has hurt women and done irreparable damage to women for years. But, as i have realize, the damage is so deep it's practically impossible for any of you to think critically of it. Like i already said, i have grown to accept that i am a pariah, i am not of a handmaiden enough for men and i am an nlog to women. I feel bad about the other gnc women who, unlike me, are more socially inclined and feel bad enough about not fitting in they end up trooning out. I am glad that there is media out there that i actually like and can relate to, but it's a shame other women prefeer vapid childish shit over actually good, interesting media with female protagonists who arent literal sex dolls.
I don't think a movie saying "women can be serial killers too" is gonna be better than a movie about a serial killer man. I found joker (2019) kinda boring because it took away of what made his character funny and made him some loser who got bullied and made it seem as an excuse to go insane and be a murderer. Doesn't really feel like the actual joker at all. The best joker was the one from batman the animated series. And I like batman: the enemy within take on the joker character being a genuinely mentally ill man unable to control himself and getting help at the end. American psycho is funny because it was making fun of misogynistic shallow 80s businessmen obsessed with vanity but retarded insecure and probably mentally ill moids online ruined it for everyone. Genderswapping it wouldn't work because the interests and culture of 80s businesswomen was probably different and it'd be better for the gender swapped movie to have a different story. The closest movie to a genderswapped American psycho is 9 to 5 starring Dolly Parton. Where she and 2 other co-workers take revenge on their misogynistic boss but it turned out to be a dream or a group hallucination, I don't remember properly but it was a fun movie with great visuals and fashion and music.
I don't know about fight club because I never watched it and I'll continue avoiding any movies that moids are obsessed with online because they probably suck anyways, like the 5th element was trash. And I think obssesing over fictional characters' "achievements" and trying to larp as them and being too attached to them and saying shit like "literally me" is retarded whether it's a moid or a woman doing it. Just get a life and have real achievements in it. Also being a serial killer isn't cool or an achievement anyways. If I have to be obsessed over some character and call her "literally me" then she needs to go through actual struggles like mine and overcome them and survive them and live a happy perfect life her way for me to respect her and look up to her. Like Mary Joseph Sanson from "Innocent" and "innocent rouge" manga series. While she did kill some people it was mostly because of her job as an executioner or because they were actively trying to harm her and take her freedom away from her so she had the right to kill them. And also it was french revolution era France and anything goes on that era. But that kind of story doesn't work in a modern world 1st country setting imo.
I'm on your side nonnie
, it's like other women in this thread are purposefully missing your point to make fun of you and I even liked the barbie movies as a child. I guess they're doing it in the name of dumb fun but it really sends a bad message kek
Yeah I don't get why she's acting like a victim
for not liking Barbie, nobody said she had to. That's fine. Anons just got annoyed because she threw a tism rage at everyone who does like Barbie.
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all the dino posting has made me nostalgic, I love dinos so much ♥
This anon here is just obnoxious as fuck >>1597392
I don't even disagree with barbie being shallow and all her "accomplishments" being purely marketing, but the anon is annoying and stupid, who the fuck announces they are going to bully people online (for liking barbie) and expects to be taken seriously?
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Did you ever get those wooden dino puzzles as a kid? They would be fun even as an adult, plus they look awesome on a shelf. Highly recommend.
Don't you know nonnie
? She's special, she's not like these barbie sheeple (beeple) who like barbie. She's different. She's aware of the barbie ran psyops and brainwashing of the female American youth.
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ah! this is cute! I currently own and use daily my fossil comb, I should get some wooden dino puzzles. ♥
i named my favourites here >>1597052
i specially really like lady vengance and it makes me sad not enough women know about it. Those are such cool movies, which is why it makes me so sad most ''girl'' memes have shit like barbie and bratz, while men normally meme patrick bateman/tyler durden>>1597567
i dont understand why some of you are so angry, like i personally attacked you, just because i criticized vapid children movies and i talked about my personal experience and how a product that shaped ''girlhood'' affected me as a gnc woman. >>1597573
i was obviously joking, but i guess its annoying when i do it and not when >>1597566
i still dont get all the sperging over calling a vapid shitty cash in product that sadly shaped what ''womanhood'' is for decades for what it is, imagine if i criticized max steel shit and men jumped on to me like that. Peak womanchild behaviour. I never even pretended i was better, or a nlog, i even said i really liked some media targetted at women as a child. I just really hate how barbie is still ingrained in girlhood.
At the end all of the sperging it's just the byproduct of what i have been complaining about. How barbie is sadly ingrained in most girls childhood's, to the point they cannot distinguish between a critique to a product they grew up with and a personal attack.
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Horny but I don't know which husbando to jack it to, life is so hard.
By God, how can you self victimize this much? Nobody is saying you have to like Barbie, nor has anyone personally attacked you for not liking it. Most Anons I assume are annoyed by your giant on-going sperg out against a toy, your pretentious holier than thou attitude and the self victimization over a toy. Your arguments over all have boiled down to>I don't like Barbie because she's pink! I hate traditionally girly pink things!>How dare little girls like girly pink things!>How dare those girls grow up to still like girly and pink things!
Which are just as vapid and shallow as that stupid doll. It's okay if you're gnc, that's cool but the fact that something so little and insignificant has caused such a pitiable chip in your shoulder is not only mega autistic but hella sad.
>>1597581>while men normally meme patrick bateman/tyler durden
I don't want to argue but men don't "meme" those characters, they unironically want to be like them and become serial killers and hurt women in real life and get away with it while being perceived as "hot". It's peak incel behavior. I don't think women should do retarded shit like that, we're better than this. Or at least I want to believe we are. Glorifying violence and acting like it's cool and tough is retarded regardless of gender. But that's my two cents on it.
I see your point on barbie and other girly media that has negative stereotypes but I believe women who like these media/characters can see through the bullshit and not be affected by it and pick and choose the good parts and leave the bad parts out. At least that's what I do. I missed out on the 2000s culture growing up because of personal circumstances so things like barbie from the time, bratz, monster high, winx club etc. are my window to relive it and see what life was like back then for teenagers and tweens. It gave me some fashion inspo and exposed me to cool music from the era, but ofcourse there are some negative aspects I criticize and shit on all the time like for example, Winx club male characters and their relationships with the girls, and how the tomboy character Aisha lost her tomboyishness with time or how her and her boyfriend met because he was stalking her after she was assigned as his fiancée in an arranged engagement and they actually ended up loving each other, implying arranged engagements and marriages are a good thing which isn't.
You can be critical of the negatives of any media you like while still liking it for the positive aspects of it imo.
Also max steel cgi show by nerd corps entertainment was cool, just saying.
i literally never said any of that, i even said i dont consider things to be ''girly'', and that the only reason why pink is considered girly it's because it's marketted as such by stupid vapid as shit companies like Mattel that have been shaping what ''girlhood'' means for years. Seriously, learn to read. >>1597229
where i said i dont believe girly things exist, because that's something shapped by marketting. I call myself gnc because sadly gender now it's more binary than ever. But i dont consider myself gnc for not liking pink(which i do like btw) i consider myself gnc because i dont fit in either the ''tomboy'' marketting mold, or the ''girly'' mold, and because i am not a handmaiden enough for men and i am an nlog to women. Please lern to read, thanks.
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Do you mean these bead things? Pipe cleaner version sounds even cuter though aw, fuzzy dino keychains…
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kiss me babey.. mwah
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I'm very happy to be surrounded by other dino-nonas in our holy lolcow.church, I'll remember to dinopost every once in a while
there is no girlhood. I dont believe in gendered childhoods, that's the root of the problem. The fact that we have to differentiate between girlhood/boyhood because of shitty marketting that says ''women must like princesses, dresses, dolls and clothes'' but boys are allowed to enjoy whatever they want. When i was a child i remember most boys from my class getting nerf guns, sport things, lego sets, action figures, dinosaurs, gaming consoles. Meanwhile women got dolls and pink dresses. I dont resent ''girly'' things, i resent that we have to differentiate between girly/boyish things because marketting says so. Barbie is just the epitome of that, a heavily gendered product that shaped ''girlhood'' for decades. >>1597621
I never bullied anyone, dunno why you pretend calling vapid movies vapid is bullying, lmao. And the movies i pointed out are lame in comparison to fight club/american psycho/taxi driver and other ''''male''' movies. You are probably biased to them because of their meme status, but i watched them looooong before they became memes and i really liked them. Meanwhile the barbie/bratz/mean girl movies are literal children movies that can only be enjoyed if you watched them in your childhood, you might like them, but you cannot compare them to good movies who just happen to have a shitty cult surrounding them. Like, c'mon.
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NO DINOS FOR YOU!!!
fuck i got fucking flashbacks to the time i lived downtown Shitcago and once saw about a dozen people in these at a crosswalk
>(oh my freaking gosh, a pathetic loser who's portrayed as cool and detached… literally me…)
>>1597630>I dont believe in gendered childhoods
I'm going to have to disagree. Women and men are inherently different, and this stems as far back as children. There's a definite distinction between the experiences growing up as a girl between the experiences growing up as a boy that don't stem from consumerism and marketing.>Meanwhile the barbie/bratz/mean girl movies are literal children movies that can only be enjoyed if you watched them in your childhood
Anon… You don't believe the Anons bringing those movies up are talking about them in the context that they still religiously watch them as adults, and not using them as reference for when you were sperging about how barbie has no personality, right?
thanks anonita. I actually really liked monster high growing up though i was already too old to be playing with dolls, but i wuld have loved to collect them as a kid. I still kinda want some because i love the universal monsters, but the og ones are really expensive>>1597639
what differences? children are children. The only reason why little girls are seen different to little boys it's the gendered marketting. I cringe whenever i hear a pregnant woman say ''i hope its a girl so we can do make up/clothes, etc'' like c'mon, we gender children from before birth. Unless you mean how girls get sexualized from young age while boys dont? which is again just just gendered marketting telling girls that teenagehood (bratz) is dressing up in miniskirts and other revealling clothes.
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stay up with me nonita
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just kidding, kys -stacy hair flip-
That's a good point. But I kinda liked her accidental lesbian plot with Mirta. Until Mirta and Lucy happened (at least in my head) and I decided Flora can be with Helia because he's the least annoying specialist along with timy.
I like brandon too but I'm a sucker for stella x bloom, and Sky is lame. Riven can go die because Musa deserved better. Musa x Aisha all the way. After Nabu's death ofcourse, because he was the best male character.
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oh certainly a stacy bratz slayer. barbie can suck my miniature clit. fucking overachiever.>>1597655
you mean how flora takes care of pumpkin mirta? flora was, and is, my girl. layla/aisha is a close second though. i never saw the romantic appeal of any of the specialists but helia was definitely the least annoying. sky is totally lame i agree, but really imo all the specialists are. they needed a guy with timmys intelligence but rivens aloofness. stella i can relate to but she's kind of a bitch especially in the first season. i thought out of all the shows i liked as a kid, winx club and ojamajo doremi/magical doremi showed the better representations of friendships. yes i was a 4kidz kid
For me it was zhu zhu pets. >>1597663
why? i never even insulted anyone, except barbie lol.
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you're an absolute queen, thanks for the laugh
whenever i was gifted bitty baby (the american girl doll baby shit) stuff the baby was kept in a closet (sometimes my dad and i pretended she was a wrestler because of the baby fists) and all the shit especially my sick ass stroller was used to baby my beanie babies and webkinz. they were my babies>>1597673
every day, coming home from elementary and middle school i went to the 4kids website and watched kirby, winx, and magical doremi.
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I hope you dream about cockroaches and bed bugs you ho. Rude.
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fuck guys…………. kirbyanon really rubbing off on me rn…. metaknight lookin kinda…..
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>>1597680>dressed like cool sluts, which was fun.
no i sware im joking ily -blows kiss at u-
Yeah, Flora taking care of Mirta and being very nice to her and close waa very sweet so I felt they had potential to be a lesbian couple, I even was waiting for it to happen. But just to clarify I watched winx club last year for the first time as an adult because it didn't air on TV when I was a kid and I discovered it because if the fandom wars between witch fans and winx club fans. I like both franchises though.
Also yeah all the specialists were annoying indeed and their presence in the story made no sense because they didn't have magical powers in a world full of magic and they always ended up being beaten up by the bad guys or even dying like Sky died twice.
But Stella was a sweetheart, at least in the cinèlume dub which follows the Italian script accurately. She was hyperfeminie and confident in herself and didn't take anyone's bullshit and also standing up for her friends and helping them all the time. At least in the first 4 season. From season 5 onwards they reduced her to "I like fashion and being in a relationship and making unfunny jokes". They fixed that in world of winx though.
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Who remembers these fat footed sluts
i was gifted one of those creepy realistic babies as a kid and i painted it like jerry from tom and jerry for some reason. My mom was pissed, it apparently was super expensive or something but i wanted to turn it into a baby jerry because i found it boring.>>1597684>>1597679
again it seems like both of you are getting angry in behalf of what other anons said i said rather to what i really said.
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I always wondered why Bratz didn't just make shoes that fit all of the dolls feet like all other doll brands do. And also you could actually put the shoes on dolls with different skin colors.
To balance out their huge heads and make it easier to add fashion details to the shoes. A major complaint with barbies also was that shoes were easier to lose. And this way they weren't a choking hazard. >>1597698
It's going to be a fun movie. People who are like but fUcK bArBiE need to go outside.
i swear the specialists were ALWAYS a liability when it came to dealing with the trix. they were good for staying the fuck back and dealing with trolls and shit. i rewatch the first three seasons like twice a year now, love the show.
had no idea there was a war between witch fans and winx fans! i grew up loving both. to be fair the witch show was not very great, but i absolutely love the comics. i have most of the graphic novels that disney produced since the old fucking publisher decided to only publish up until volume 18 or so, it's been really nice getting to read physical copies. used to have to scour the internet to find translated scans as a kid.
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was borna bratz hood ass bitch and i'll die like that!
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THE THREAD'S TURNING GHETTO LET'S GO LOLCOW!
TWERKING MY WAS DOWNTOWN
HOMIES PASS AND IM HOOD BOUND
are you hearing voices nonny
? i only see text
That's very cool! I didn't grow up with witch comics but I did watch the show as a kid and it was cool. But I agree the comics are better and have better writing than the show. The show made the girls character archetypes and removed all their personal lives drama that added to their personalities. While the comics didn't shy away from showing the cruel parts of their real lives and all the things they had to deal with other than magical adventures. Only thing I hated was how Matt was obviously older than Will and we were supposed to root for their relationship or something. He had a goatee while she was 13 tf. And he went to college while she was still in highschool.
Also I did find the comics issues were released on a local children's magazines but nobody ever bought me those magazines as a kid so I didn't get to read them back then.
The witch vs winx club war stems of one fandom, the witch fandom, thinking their show is better and more mature because it's less feminine/girly than winx club and had in their opinion darker themes, and because witch ended up too soon and wasn't as popular (or milked out) as winx club. While winx club fans from my experience are chill about witch or like both shows. There are a tiny minority of winx club fans who think witch is a winx club ripoff though because the studio working on winx club got sued by Disney for plagiarism since some ideas and themes lined up but winx club studio proved they worked on it since 1999 while witch started somewhere in the 2000s so it can't be a ripoff and it was just a coincidence. There are even video essays about this online by Italian fans and American fans alike and it was entertaining watching them and learning about these funny silly wars over something that isn't worth fighting over.
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Coming out of a store spending my hard earned money on dinosaur plushies
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I'm getting the Stegosaurus and Brachiosaurus from wild republic, here's the stego it's so cute!
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Does anyone else who has keychains like this (not the design but that plastic material) notice that they get fucking filthy for absolutely no since? Mine are so dirty and I have no idea how.
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I meant reason. Another pic for an example of the keychains Im talking about.
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I would be humiliated if I cared how Americans felt about me
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Neither. Beanie baby master race represent. Pic rel is my favorite.
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Honestly? Hello kitty. She was Max steel’s usual girlfriend because she was my actual self-insert, pic related was my favorite because I thought she was a cool Angel with cool boots that made her cooler than the usuals hello kitty.
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I wanna use the friend finder thread but I'm too retarded to describe myself properly. help.
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Bratz. My parents were poor yet me and my sister somehow still managed to collect 20 of them through our childhood. You can imagine every birthday and christmas present was just bratz for a decade straight.
I will always regret not getting this one when it was available. I wish they were still sold here and that the company didn't suck tranny dick so much.
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We live in the worst timeline since war time, but my cat makes it all worth it
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its pretty fucky being in your 20s rn, i have no fucking idea if i should hop in college to study a career or if all careers are going to get automated and it's going to be a waste of time. Fucking hate everything.
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im high as fuck right now and I feel like I have a megaphone and lolcow is my supreme machine and I'm just airblasting all of this onto you guys and seeing what happens i love all of you guys though stay safe out there stay hydrated love you all kiss kiss
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i'm high as fuck too but your energy is making me anxious
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I am going to smoke a cone for you to spite >>1597857
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Look at this thing, it's so cute and round and chunky. I want to poke its belly and grab its cheeks, maybe hold it in my arms and call it cute names while I pretend it smiles back. So adorable, i could hug this thing for hours, I'd protect this round being from every moid and menace. My little, cute baby, even cuter than real babies, I'm calling it "masita" ("little dough" in spanish, it sounds cute). Masita is the cutest thing I've ever seen, i love you, masita, your existence warms my heart
I love saying "I just don't believe in that stuff" over and over when they keep trying to explain to me how the gender binary is outdated and blah blah blah
"What? Sorry just sounds dumb to me"
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I would leave bite marks all over it. I would give its rotund, bombous belly an egg wash after sending it to hell (my oven).
when it's a big mac truck and they toot the horn i love it. I wanted to be a long haul trucker at one point, I just liked the trucks
I can say this because it's the dumbass shit thread and there's probably another retard like me who understands I didn't like being catcalled I just liked the truck and anything that got them to toot that fucking horn is worth the price
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Fuck car insurances companies I hope they all go bankrupt
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oh whoops, big mack truck not big mac like the burger lol
although if the two are combined that's fine too
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Sometimes I see some booties and think that if you were to poke them they would slowly rise up like mattress foam.
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listening to love songs and lamenting over the fact I'll never get to experience any of it is my favorite activity
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its's five pm and i just woke up good morning
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That would be awkward but it would be even worse if he sniffed deeply because he liked it.
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same. i fucked up my sleep schedule just to watch some retards fight about toys.
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I hate tattoos directly on the front or back of the thigh, but tattoos on the side of the thigh and on the hip bone are so sexy and pretty
My husband has NEVER had social media other than a photoless profile for work. Mainly because he has a mentally ill mother he hasn’t seen in decades who successfully tracked him down several times. People told him it’s super weird but he doesn’t care. He wishes he could reconnect with people from college and having no social media accounts makes it difficult.
I was stupid and signed up for everything in the past because I wanted to be a part of the so called fun. After learning how big tech uses people’s data I deleted most of my accounts. Of course none of that matters since they already have my information and keep it indefinitely.
i've only had one job so far ask for social media profiles thankfully, i just gave them my washed up linkedin i always forget i have and i could see they were mad disappointed. that's about the only "public" media i use and i have it set where it is not indexed by google. i've become a lot more paranoid about how my information is shared, not necessarily by companies themselves but more so on who is looking at my shit. i've gotten confirmation recently that some people i did not like were trying to find my socials just to snoop through my personal life and i know for a fact this weird ass moid i despised was upset he couldn't find anything on me. too bad.>>1598330>I was stupid and signed up for everything in the past because I wanted to be a part of the so called fun
i was like this when i was a teenager, especially when facebook replaced myspace and everyone who was anyone was on it. i would always lose interest though and never liked having my face all over everywhere so i would either forget i had an account or just delete everything in the middle of the night lol. i had an epiphany when i was 17-18 and i just mass deleted every account with my name on it or anything that was associated with my family i could find. it's been over 10 years now and i haven't looked back. it feels really liberating but i know i am an enigma to most people because i am so private. at this point i kind of see it as a super power.>>1598333
i hate when you're forced to share an account with other people for university or work. i swtg it's more datamining bullshit and i always hear of horror stories of women being hit on by weird ass dudes from the chats. like no.
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I'm ready to rumble, just say when.
Going to start a business where I become a tortured artist that never leaves the house and stays up til 7am to writes
no-tp fics for vagrants like you in order to make ends meet. Cracking my knuckles
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Oooweeeeeheehehehaha I found something good
I only have facebook because it's genuinely useful for events and local town shitposting groups but the only thing that facebook account contains is my profile picture and name with no additional info. Facebook is really nice for local stuff imo but often these groups won't accept you if you're an anonymous account.
I use instagram for booking tattoo appointments and I have a fake account there, that's about the extent of my social media presence.
Doing the lords work sis, I'll be right there in the gulag with you
Anyway I don't think we're gonna be colonized by TRAs, almost anyone who spends enough time here peaks.
I do performance art.
My personality has always been this way, but I never liked really showing my face that much, so I cover my head either with masks or bags or anything. I can wear whatever I feel like that day, any costume or normal clothes. I don't talk so it's more acting and clowning around. A lot of it is really weird. I do inside and outside, probably a few people saw me and were confused. I don't mind it because I took dance and we had to do a lot of improve and performance, meaning you move around in front of people without speaking. I dance sometimes, pretend to die, do tasks in a funny way, do stuff that doesn't make sense. I laugh a lot after doing it and watching it but I exit that all out. I record myself making noises or singing over it, sometimes add music over it. It's little effort, little planning, little editing. I upload it online for fun. Sometimes people send me money and many people comment on it. I started with streaming first but found that restricting because I had to always be on and doing something, not showing face or talking for hours is not easy, although many people enjoyed my streams when I did stuff or talked anyway. I also found those sites restrictive, ready to ban you for every little reason, and I wasn't big enough to get exceptions, but making short videos and photos makes it more comfortable for me. I never have to be sexual or do nudity or porn or show my face, I rarely speak, but I think it's my calling and I love it. The goal is to make this my entire income and never have to "work" again. Not that I would never do anything else but I hate people telling me what to do and venting their unresolved traumas and frustrations on
me. Performing arts make me feel free. I want people to laugh at me, because I am already laughing. My weirdness is finally useful.
, I'd like to think I'm starved of basic human interaction, not attention, so being anonymous is not an issue and I don't feel the need to stand out. I mainly lurk but I wanted to reply to your post in case it makes you a little bit happy ♥
kinda OT but the newfags who have been coming to shit up threads nagging about "muh imageboard" "muh defeats the purpose" "muh gotta be anonymous board a 100" "muh u chasing dopamine goes brrr"
or whatever fucking bullshit are shaving my patient so thin like motherfcuker we are here literally to interact with each other and share dino pics the fuck are you talking about. you want us to post individual statements and never answer to each other or some shit??
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But anon…where is your dino pic?? I demand dino pics!!
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my bad, here's some long necked mofos, they my favourite cause they can reach the stars, cuties.
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Same nonas. I want to pet a dino baby so badly. Look at this baby velociraptor! Although petting it with mom and dad present would obviously be a bad idea.
same!! the fact they don't exist anymore
literally makes me cry a little sometimes. amazing creatures.
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velociraptors were my favourites when I was a child! I also loved the Jurassic Park movies but their velociraptors where way to big to the canon life velociraptors so It didn't satisfy my velociraptor child connoisseur brain.
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So, I get hating men and I get ranting against them, but I don't understand the strange denial of reality that a small number of radfems meme themselves into believing. They claim that women are just as physically strong as men, and can even be stronger, and that female athletes don't have the correct mentality because they don't compete against men and beat them. these radfemds(who aren't typically known for being sporty), claim to know more than actual female athletes and trainers because they simply regurgitate the theories of women studies professors from the 1970s
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As cool and groundbreaking as the first movie was, there were multiple errors that really bothered tiny dino-obsessed me. One is the neckfrill on the dilophosaurus, incorrect and why would it display that while hunting? Makes no sense. Also the shit about t-rex not being able to see things unless they move. I guess they needed to nerf her so the human characters could survive, but obviously a top predator would have excellent eye-sight.
I also liked velociraptors as a kid because of how smart they were, and I like them even more now that we know they had feathers! They look so neat!
Thanks for the opportunity to sperg about this nonas.
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Nonnies what is your favorite dinosaur mine is microraptor. It has 4 wings! And we know what color it was because we found its feathers! It had shiny black feathers like a raven.
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That's a cool dinosaur. I don't have picture of my favorite, but please this cool drawing I had saved.
Didn't you know nonnie
? Jesus was a radfem
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Why do British monarchs always look so fucking depressed? All you have to do is dress nice and be diplomatic, smile bitches!
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No, he lived in the same time period as people such as the Scythians. They were egalitarian horse-riding nomads. Both men and women were warriors, hunters, leaders and wore trousers.
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Looking at pinterest makes me so depressed, specially when its 00s photos. Like the images feel so lively, no retarded tiktok/snow/instagram filters, most photos feel like they are actually capturing a moment instead of being carefully crafted to be posted on social media. Old con photos specially get me, everyone looked like they were having fun instead of glued to their phones, and people actually dressed nicely and did good cosplays instead of being run by gross men in ahegao shirts and egirls in FOTM cosplays.
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what a good day to be alive and surf the internet. I found out my favourite artist, who nuked her acc 2 years ago, resurfaced under a new name. Sadly a bunch of her stuff i couldnt save is lost forever and she doesnt seem interested in reuping it, but it's at least safe with me. I am still sad i missed out on saving some of her latest art, i can see the thumbnails on the WBM but it wont let me save them…
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I bought this, I smell like a Chupa Chups strawberry cream lollipop now
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NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS
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I love google docs so much. Google Docs my love, my life.
If only it had more tools, I know Microsoft Word would kick rocks when they added more features to Docs.
End their reign now.
Yes, once. He was so flustered he introduced himself with the wrong name twice (he repeated the name of the guy whose hand I shook just before). "Hi I'm [name of the other dude]… Uh, no, I meant hi, I'm [name of the other dude]… No, uh, FUCK YOU!" after failing to say his own name twice he yelled fuck you at me, turned his back and stormed away. Weirdest shit.
Later I heard he was in jail for attempted rape of some girl I knew.
Only one and I knew him before he was an incel or before that was even a concept
because he force fingered me
when I was 6 and he was 12, and he became an incel way after the fact. Still lives with his mom in his mid 20's without a disability, has severe Bipolar Type I and threatens to kill his mom and I with a gun in his possession framed in his room with absolutely grotesque amounts of rotting food and used clothing, in a garage without air conditioning. My parents still force me around him and his mom because they're best friends and have been long before my birth, at least his older brother is a great person, who accepts me as a lesbian and hates incels. I do, however, really love the look of fedoras and trilbys from the 2000s and I'm not going to let scrotes ruin it for me. Especially because the incel himself hates them.
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Dang, you're kind of cool….>>1598838
Dunno if you're the anon I'm thinking of but if you were posting her stuff on /m/ a while back I ended up saving a few pics, the one of the girl on the swing was my favorite. Really happy to hear you can look at her art once more nony, and thanks for cataloging it.
Anons do you call police if you hear or notice something suspicious on a street?
Sometimes I hear something alarming but it's unclear what's happening, like, at all. I can't see where it is or don't hear anything else after that or it's hard to tell if it's something serious. I don't know if I can call the police and say that I think I heard something and it might've been coming from at least two directions and I can't tell where exactly it can be happening. Sometimes I would spend 30-40 minutes listening and looking out my window at night. And I feel like a local paranoid grandma, but I just want to be sure no one's being hurt. Today, after 30 minutes of listening, I saw a police car going slowly, like they're on duty, looking around. And when it's passed by and was out of sight, I first saw a couple of guys going fast behind one of the buildings, and then a man in another spot half-running and looking back now and then, the screen of his phone was on and he probably talked to someone? It looked like they were scared off by the police. And I was looking because I heard a child, most likely a girl, and she didn't sound happy, plus, it's in the middle of a night, and what does a child do on the street at this time? What do you think, can you call the police whenever you hear something weird?
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Mines the Oviraptor! love their weird lil mouths and also how creative artists are with their designs
yes. basic dead bodies don't bother me as much as seeing unspoilered, unwaxed crusty genitals, up close and personal pictures of fucking spiders, or the myriad of other eldritch horrors i've accidentally stumbled upon when casually browsing wikipedia. i've seen those nasty tumors with teeth and hair growing out of them, disfigured fetuses, ugly peepees, people's bootyholes, motherfucking spiders, the whole nine. and for the people wondering why i have seen these things, like many dumbasses you get curious when you read someone mention stuff about "blue waffle" or you actually wonder, what does a chicken embryo actually look like? what's a harlequin baby? or you just randomly click on something when bored and end up seeing something terrifying that you never expected.
i've seen so much gore and weirdness it no longer bothers me. except spiders. that ruins my day.
a harlequin baby? I remembering hearing about that before but can't exactly remember what it is. A skin condition, right?
Spotify is at it again guys.
This is my annual complaint about the pigs of spotify and their immorality.
Months ago after a big time without listening to any music on spotify because they did that crap "you can only jump 6 songs, become premium", inserting shitty country music and vulgar brazilian funk when I was listening to synthpop, and giving me long ass ads after every damn song I had enough, "I am never listening to spotify ever again while they keep up with this bullshit!" I told myself. And so I did, I've been on youtube for a long time listening exclusively to crappy mashups, then one day I opened spotify to update a playlist and noticed I could choose the song I wanted to listen and didn't have the 6 jump limit anymore, that was a pleasant surprise for a shitty app that likes treating its free users like crap under a fancy shoe, alright, I could deal with the amount of ads eating my data. So I was back to spotify, but now? They fucked it again. Now I get "choose the songs you wanna listen tomorrow" the fuck? How low can you fucking get? And they forced me to listen to fucking scorpions and twisted sister… at least they are somewhat related to what I am listening now but it's not because I listen to a bunch of clowns that I'd like to listen to these low budget transvestites! And I fucking wasted my 6 jumps trying to make it go back to my original playlist, but it never did. Fuck them. They're fucking desperate for my money but they WON'T GET IT!!!! CUS I DONT HAVE ANY MOTHERFUCJETS I don't have any!!!!!! And if I did I'd rather eat it!!!! Once again, one more year, fuck spotify!
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Anon how can you still not beli
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i'm frozen. when my heart's not open.
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Oh OK fine whatever
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Just don't talk like a 35 year old homosexual man that still quotes meangirls and has a folder of tenorgifs and you won't kill the vibe
You can rip MP3s from Youtube. If you're already listening to music through Youtube then it's worth taking that extra step to rip the videos to MP3s.
Here, go nuts: https://co.wukko.me/
You can torrent on mobile.
I miss music blogs for downloading, they were the best.
she said>nigel scrote moid
don't misquote her
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Would you break up with your scrote if he came out as bi?
Dad, I think I'm gay
These guys are beautiful all day
Mom, I'm your new daughter
God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you
Dad, I'm still on drugs
And I'm more popular than ever before
Mom, I'm so depressed
I'm popping so much prozac
Doctors are impressed
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
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I am happy i found a fren who likes me in all my schizo glory. I am waiting for him to respond to my messages so we can watch the skirt go spinny video and laugh at troons together.
im that anon btw that just replied to you
Honestly. Yeah. I get what you feel. I hate the way social media has been sterilized, for the worse. Yeah, things were edgier, offensive back then. At least you could say woman on youtube without having your adsense taken away from you. (that's an actual thing, by the way.)
As much as I hate, and resent lolcow. In a way, it kinda is the only free speech place on the internet. Yeah. Maybe besides kiwifarms… bad comparison I know but its a example. You get it. There's FDS too. tbh, posting anonymously is more fun, convenient and safer. Though the bonds that are made here are not…. prolonged, they are artificial in a way, theyre fake. because that nonna that made you smile the other day? they're probably not here anymore. even if they were. you wouldn't know. That's why its bad to socialize on here, you don't make any friendships that will last or have value. That's why its an imageboard. It's why everyone's Anonymous because we can't face the fallout of the repercussions of what we say, having to potentially stick with us for the rest of our lives, simply for the fact that we don't know each other. Nor ever will. (if you make a friend finder, that's of your own choosing.)
Let's say we all had a discord, right? Everynonna was there. It'd be different. You could get doxxed. if you end up getting close to a nonna who ends up wanting to spite you, for whatever reason. They could reveal your personal information to avenge whatever retarded hate-boner they have out for you. That's just the nature of this website.
The very few times that a nonna will make you smile will just be override by the fact that theres so many other retarded nonnas that make you seethe. It's all just worthless and pointless.
Okay. Good for you.
Some people just don't like the vibe of this place, even in its most wholesome moments. Simple as that.
I've been here for two years. Sorry I wasn't here when burritomin shit her pants the upteenth time.>>1599587
I was going to jokingly reply "you get it nonna" but I didn't want people to think I actually am gaslighting people
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She's such a babygirl I literally want to hold her in my arms
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Me after accidentally causing an infight
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Anons accusing others of autism on an imageboard
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I really want to know the name of this song but i cannot find it anywhere. I hate when people dont write the name of the songs they use in a video.
Understandable, we have all been naive about the level of moid degeneracy in the past.
I don't think bi men are worse than straight ones btw, as everyone has different personalities and straight moids can be absolutely terrible degenerates as well. I would worry about a bi bf cheating on me though, even more so than a straight bf.
literally all of them end up dating other men in wigs
Serves them right!
But unfortunately, many have real girlfriends. And many are husbands who troon out after many years of marriage and then claim to their poor wives that the marriage is a lesbian one. Check out "trans widows."
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dang, it's an app. I dont own a mobilephone
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woah had no idea thank you so much! just found it
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Glad you found it nona! your welcome
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It's another day and I can finally listen to my tunes in peace. All is well. Thanks to all the nonnas that helped me yesterday, Dio's voice was all I have ever wanted to hear in this nice, sunny morning, no ads, no random bands, just Dio. Life is good, I love music.
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I made this for u nonas ♥
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My newest hobby is finding pictures of fashion models in shitty meme shirts
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One more, Hatsune Miku drip
These are horrible
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I want to rape the clown doll ngl
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Do they have a jester fetish too?
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Yes she wants to fuck Jacques from Spyro
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He’s ugly as fuck, I only like cute jesters
He’s cute and depressed>how
Sew on some legs and buy those dollhouse size dildos I see on Etsy all the time
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Tsukihime is a eroge yes, the cat thing doesn’t have sex though it’s just in a joke ending.
All the time, some special messages he sent to me or told me after O rejecyed him despite expressing interest in someone else the entire time. Apparently it's his pattern.
"You ruined me bitch. You killed me soul. The old me is dead. If I ever see you again I will kick your ass. Stay away from here (very popular district in the city lmao)"
There was a lot but I'm not sure why he thought he could ban me from an entire city district lmao. I was there a day or so later and he showed up and threatened me again when I was heading to the catch the train home. Yeah okay little dude I'll be back again. And I was and never saw him around. Such a weirdo.
Please unblock me and text me t. your toxic
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phew. u saved my life nonnas, thank u
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noOoOoo we’re not meant to be together
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is this the opening?? i wanna be with u song?? cute…
Theme song of nonna x toxic
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You guys probably won't even be able to play this video, but I saw this vid on twitter of Nelly Furtado performing recently and she looks so fucking good. I also saw that she previewed some new music a few weeks ago but I didn't like it.
Why not a classic?
They started selling alcoholic monsters where I live. I have not researched what they are made of but they look horrific
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Was a bit bored and drew this cute little knight
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Mfw an anon agrees with my post and defends me
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My prediction for the plot of the Barbie movie is:
>have to choose between being a doll or going outside
>goes outside as a doll because there’s no way she will become human
>Ken goes with her
>Barbie and ken get separated
>people want to arrest the doll because she’s a doll and she shouldn’t hangout with humans
>omg Barbie is actually a human/part human
>Ken wants to use male privilege to be taken seriously because no one gives a fuck about him in the Barbie world
>Ken gets frustrated because he feels like he’s just another Ken while Barbies get to have cool professions
>male privilege doesn’t work I wish it was like that irl
>he becomes evil because he wants to help evil businessman so he can feel like a man
>Barbie has to tell ken that he’s the most special ken to her and that no one will ever replace him
>Ken stops being evil to help Barbie
>Barbie goes back to Barbie world with Ken
>they tell everyone that Barbies and Kens should all be equals
>Everyone hugs/kisses/holds hands
>happy song ending with Doja cat Barbie
>special cut scene with evil businessman being punished for committing crimes against dolls
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Possible lesbian arc
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i'm gonna try to sleep one more time. if i don't return i leave you with this
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Is there was a company selling a modified form of chastity belts as a rape preventative undergarment I’d probably buy a pair tbh