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No. 1365160
dumbasses get in here
previous thread:
>>>/ot/1353256 No. 1365166
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am nam nam
No. 1365179
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gimme hampter
No. 1365191
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>>1365182wtf why would you do this to me
No. 1365204
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dog
No. 1365280
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>>1365160Normies will save us
No. 1365286
>>1365283I'm still convinced the people claiming to actually be hurt over being accidentally misgendered are all either a troll or clout chasers.
I don't think any actual person has gotten offended by that or women probably would never have existed online back in the day when it was the default on imageboards(still is in most places)to assume everyone is a man.
No. 1365292
>>1365289Those types never realize plenty of people have been misgendered that are not trans and only the spergiest will even bat an eye.
I mean have none of them seen the joke where omg from behind, the ponytail, it's a girl! Suddenly, turns around and it's a super masculine guy(sometimes a different actor if it's meta humor).
Like it makes no sense to me, if it's that bad correct it and if they keep it up how are they worth your time?
I honestly think you're right and it's some weird over validating pat on the back that causes them to wander outside and encounter, not even adversity, and break down immediately.
No. 1365301
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race war
No. 1365321
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This is about as close as you can get to a kiwi without getting your nose wet.
No. 1365339
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My shower after I wash my hair could honestly be mistaken for bigfoot. Hair fucking everywhere.
Also, I'm jealous of people who don't have to detangle their hair. These coils do not do me justice.
No. 1365356
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whos /cobra/ here
No. 1365368
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>>1365356this guy and the Forehead Dent Gamer would be a remarkable pair of lads
No. 1365448
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Why am I alive
No. 1365455
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>>1365438I can't believe you cheated on your S.O. in a dream and you couldn't even make who you were cheating on them with cum.
No. 1365574
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What the hell is this that I was just advertised. Looks like dog kennels, kek
No. 1365577
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>>1365574Sameanon here, I’m back from google, it looks like it’s “cottages” in Iceland. Still looks like a jail cell kek
No. 1365633
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anons keep me from giving into this man. i am so tired and my self esteem is so low.
No. 1365646
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>>1365645this is so, so much worse. love yourself. this is self harm.
No. 1365673
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Sometimes I think about that Reddit post where the girl was pleading to get her boyfriend to wash his ass and I thank the god that hates me every day I’m a lesbian
No. 1365674
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>>1365673same
nonny. i feel blessed i am not attracted to men. i am forever scarred after reading some very cursed pastas on 4chan about male hygiene.
No. 1365719
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I'm supposed to get up soon but I'm not able to sleep so I'm on here posting weeee
No. 1365728
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getting off work soon gonna play bideo gaem yeay
No. 1365759
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do you think dudes believe the instagram models and stuff are all natural and real and that they should be dating a girl like that so they don’t treat their gfs well even if their gf is pretty bc she doesn’t look like a facetuned abomination that he is too moronic to realize doesn’t exist? and if so how do i come to grips with the idea of never granting a moid the opportunity to gain pleasure from my body ever again without shriveling into a sexless guinea pig hoarder, should I hold out faith or accept my fate nonnas?
No. 1365763
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Anons who said the uggo Asian girl in previous thread was cute are weebs
My point has been proven that Asian girls can get away with looking like shit and people will still call them “cute” due to their creepy fetishization
Literally an average looking, minimal makeup random white bitch, this one doesn’t even have acne or greasy hair like the asian chick but let me guess no one thinks she’s “cute” and if you say you do that’s cap(Autism spectrum or...?)
No. 1365776
>>1365766Kek sure anon, this white girl with stereotypical white features like a big honker and slit lips has “bad features” but the other girl with a flat nose and tiny eyes had “beautiful bone structure”
it’s funny cause good looking Asian men and women always say these girls are mid or ugly, I guarantee that chick is called ugly by her own parents if she’s first gen Chinese, I guess I should rephrase my initial theory: Asian American women live on easy mode. Asian women in Asia undergo loads of surgery and starve and are still not considered skinny or pretty enough
(racebait) No. 1365789
>>1365788Yeah sorry I’m really not trying to idk I just realized I’m about to start my period so I’m kind of derangedposting, I just started thinking this shit is so unfair like that girl put zero effort into her looks and gets called cute just for being Asian? And having a “round face” or w/e, but a black woman has to have her hair done makeup done dressed up etc. just bc people see them as “masculine” for whatever reason, while Asian girls will always be considered delicate little dolls no matter how ugly they are lol
I’m not even black btw but I’ve seen black content creators talk abt this
No. 1366071
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I'm feeling incredibly anxious about an assignment because I bit off more than I can chew and now I feel like I can't meet my or my professor's expectations. What has kept me going recently is the idea of doing something not well but still submitting it, as opposed to letting my anxiety consume me and avoiding the matter altogether. It would be more disappointing to show up empty-handed than with a poopy assignment and I'm trying to make that thought drive me. Having an avoidant personality is such a bitch but I'm trying to learn from past experiences when avoidance screwed me over sevenfold vs. just buckling down through the pain. Wish me luck; either path leads to bad anxiety in the moment so I'm stuck feeling like a high-wired dumbass right now regardless.
No. 1366181
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Just saw someone's ugly ass ogre feet on the front page. Don't know who it was but I hate them.
No. 1366195
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I hate work so much. But now I'm home and relaxing. I wish I could never work and just relax everyday like that.
No. 1366225
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I wish it was socially acceptable to dress like this and not get stares or called grandma.
No. 1366234
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Just spend 49 britbong dollars on video game subscriptions services (scams) while being a semi-NEET. I should have legal competence taken away. It's over for me, nonnies.
No. 1366241
I'm going to rant autismally about something that probably might not happen. Anyway.
So, the current tumblr/twitter trend for young, male-attracted women who are involved in fandoms or maybe once were but now do not consider themselves to be, is to jokingly refer to the real and/or fictional males they like with feminine terms. "Male wife", maybe they talk his juicy tits, they will probably call him a whore/slut/bitch, etc. Some might talk about "giving him the strap" or making him "suck the strap" or whatever. Right, you get what I mean? Also, I'm not passing any sort of judgement onto any woman who does this, except maybe just the thought that she was/is probably into some fandom.
You know how every trend/meme young women partake in online eventually gets flooded with trannies? When that happens, the trend/meme is essentially dead. The young online women will have moved on to something else by then.
So my thought is that eventually there will be a tranny psyop where the autogynephiles will start campaigning for their right to be as misogynistic as possible to real/fictional women, in the same way that these young online women talk about their precious blorbos. The trannies will say something like "as trans lesbians, everyone thinks we are predatory! Well, lesbians are allowed to feel sexual attraction towards women, we are allowed to want to fuck women, we are allowed to talk about wanting to fuck women, we are even allowed to call women stupid sluts/whores/cunts! Because we are women, who want to fuck women, and you are just going to have to deal with it!". They'll say something like that.
It'll become this whole thing. Then they'll all start talking about women like this openly (I know they already do, I mean even the """good""" and popular ones on social media)
This will make a whole wave of young women realize that they are just misogynist men and new terfs will start popping up. On the flipside, a lot of other young women will still do their handmaiden thing, this time with even more internalized misogyny.
No. 1366244
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WTF JUST HAPPENED
No. 1366248
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me in the brief time lolcor was down
No. 1366264
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I just weighted myself, i am currently 66,8 KG(sorry i dont speak American). I have been trying to build good habits this week, drinking more water, doing a daily skincare routine, trying to ration my food and not binge, it's so hard because i have been depressed for the better part of my short life, but i wanna try to get better, not for my family, or friends, but for myself, i wanna have more stamina to draw, start persuing some hobbies i never could because of money problems, learn new skills. It's going to be so hard to get rid of all the bad habits i have been festering over the years, i am starting by taking a day to clean my room, there is a bunch of clothes and old books i wanna give away, time to make my room less of a storage room for my mom's unused fitness equipment and buy some decorations, maybe i will get some posters from movies i like. I wanna get better, both mentally and physically. Screw therapists btw, i cant believe i wasted so much time and money for nothing.
No. 1366275
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We're already back?
No. 1366284
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I just completed 2 tests on buzzfeed to see what MyScene I am and I've gotten Barbie in both of them. They were shitty but I'm amused at the results. God I wish I was a fictional character.
No. 1366296
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how do you style a hawaiain shirt as a woman? i bougth a bunch on a whim. In all aspects except physical i am an 80's italian mafia boss.
No. 1366318
>>1366311I'm taking this to my grave, retardation way too massive
>>1366313Never used any brow cosmetics in my life, so I better learn fast now lol
No. 1366332
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I just saw "Please don't refrigerate me. It's too cold in there!" on the bottom of the baby tomatoes I've had in the fridge for days. I feel so, so terrible.
No. 1366333
>>1366327It’s probably just in
nonnie’s head. Eyebrow hairs get replaced every 4 months and the live part of the hair doesn’t know that the dead part got shaved, so it doesn’t grow differently.
Plucking your eyebrows long-term can cause them to grow back different or not at all, but that’s because ripping the whole hair out damages the follicle over time. I have dealt with trichotillomania for 15 years so I’ve been forced to learn these things kek.
No. 1366343
>>1366339If this was less than 6 months ago that would make sense, otherwise there’s nothing about shaving a hair that can change how that follicle grows hair in the next cycle.
It’s also possible you developed some nutrient issue or something in the intervening months that changed how your hair grows…
No. 1366425
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>>1366399I think it's going to be a 5.5/10 movie but I might go to the theater for the first time in years for it–which sounds horrible, I know, it's just I have been wanting to see a bubbly, fully animated video game property for a while and Mario is perfect because while I played most of the classics as a kid I am not fully emotionally invested in it and mostly want to see the characters being cute. 10 year old brain? Probably.
No. 1366449
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>>1366399I hope daisy is in the film and I hope she is yelling the whole time and Twitter gets butthurt about her (she's my favorite)
No. 1366477
>>1366452NTA, but for some reason SO many men hate Daisy. I was watching a twitch streamer once who mentioned he didn't like Daisy and a ton of people in the comments said they did too.
Screw the haters Daisy is a queen!!
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>>1366471good for you
nonnie!! that must feel amazing!
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>>1366471You rock
nonnie!! Well done
No. 1366597
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I found out devdas turned 20 this year and decided to re watch it. Now I see why ppl hate devdas. His family didn't want him marrying his childhood sweetheart so he dumps her and didn't even fight his family for his true love. And after he fucked up what does he do? Go to a brothel and become an alcoholic womanizer. Paro gets set to marry someone else and he shows up on her wedding date to get her back even though doing so will humiliate her family (dick). And like the wonderful man he's been so far, he moves in with another woman who he never even loves in return and mooches off her and drinks himself sick. Oh and he chooses to die outside paro's new home in the end (yeah he promised he would come back but he really shouldn't have, let her move on dude). Paro and Chandramukhi deserved better.
No. 1366611
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Why doesn't caffeine have any effect on me
No. 1366687
>>1366425Kek me too
nonny. I might round up my siblings and parents to watch this one honestly since we all love Mario and grew up solely on Nintendo haha
No. 1366730
>>1366706I honestly don't even think it's a tolerance since I never drink anything with caffeine. It's probably genetics like you said. I wish it did though.
>>1366705I've never in my life been diagnosed with ADHD.
No. 1366786
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She browses here. She posts in the makeup and femdom threads, and lurks in egirl threads where she makes laughs at girls who get more attention than her. She gets her taro read and always wants women here to love themselves and settle for nothing less than the best. Simple as.
No. 1366790
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She has an outfit blog and personally ruins anyone who criticises her. Dhe has been benned multiple times for arguing, and samefagging as pretending to be the different people agreeing with her and complimenting her. She loves no man but her bodypillow, which she also hides her money in. Sorry for samefagging
No. 1366825
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Eruca tastes like sneezing feels like
No. 1366848
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I feel stupid for and am pissed off about not being able to do "higher" maths, so I went through all the math topics we covered in middle and high school and finally found out around where I got lost and couldn't keep up with my class, which means I can finally make up for the last about three years of my school life, and I'm so motivated to sit down and learn some maths now that I've actually narrowed my problem down. I think not getting that part is really what was responsible for me going from a good B down to a D in the span of about two years, because I remember sitting in class being vaguely aware that to understand D, I need to know how to do C, and to do C I'll have to do A and B first, which I can't because I messed up sometime two years ago around grade ten. But now I know where I went wrong and it feels like I've got the ultimate power, and I'm so happy about that, even if I obtained it about two years too late.
No. 1366850
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>>1366812You never watched Shark Tales?
No. 1366899
>>1366848I’m so proud of you
nonnie! Especially for the way you taught yourself, you’re very smart ♥
>>1366812Whore fish from Shark Tale (2004)
No. 1367055
>>1367049Because of unrelated circumstances I went through a period of derealization and I feel like my whole brain has been reset so I feel okay kek.
It's okay. I have always viewed my csa memories as mundane memories rather than a traumatic experience, which partly contributed to why I never sought out help for it or mentioned it to the many counselors/therapists I had to see. I still view them as mundane memories I sometimes replay in my head, so as a normal adult (or as normal as I try to be kek) they're just there. I never realized its profound effect on me and my brain coping with the experience as just labelling them as "totally mundane thing I will keep as a core memory, this is not traumatic at all, nope not at all, this is a totally NORMAL memory!!!" was in response to it as a traumatic event. But thank you
nonnie ♥
No. 1367250
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I tried to get into The Boys a while ago, but it was hard because something about Homelander's lips and general mouth area disturbs me. I think the actor is doing it on purpose, but I'm not exactly sure what "it" is. Anyway, maybe I'll give it another try.
No. 1367254
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>>1367250he looks like he has no teeth
No. 1367264
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When I see blonde, rich, young sorority girls imagine their lives must be so fun. I can’t even comprehend what it must be like to wake up as they top tier of normie girls. I’ve always been ugly and broke so to me being born them must be like winning the lottery.
No. 1367327
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>>1367323thanks nonna, now i am eating my scrambled eggs while watching better call saul, looking at my messy bedroom i am trying to clean and thinking of the egg that's still sitting on the kitchen floor but at least now i know that my nonitas will be there for me when i need it the most
No. 1367345
>>1367325That doesn't sound like a good idea…
>>1367264Rich people aren't normie, they barely count as human, I wish I were rich.
No. 1367352
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we have fallen too far from the light of god to ever go back. at least we need not fear damnation as this earth is already vtuber foot stream hell. it can't get any worse
No. 1367361
>>1367356I mean it was probably unhelpful because you weren't going to kill yourself. It's intended to be helpful for people legit 2 minutes away from offing themselves, not for vents.
Sperging, but: It's jarring because it's a stranger attempting to force an immediate emotional connection in a life or death situation. They're meant to be offering support for shit people aren't even able to talk to their loved ones about, so it's going to be unnatural because humans don't work like that. Also if they go too far off script they can get fired/held liable to an extent and get sued.
No. 1367373
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I hate that the only female youtuber i liked stopped uploading. I am left with scrotes, and while i like their contents i wish there was another female youtuber i could like as much as her, her unhinged energy is still unmatched to this day.
No. 1367376
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This is a chubby girl cafe in Tokyo. This restaurant would be canceled so fast in the USA kek
No. 1367399
>>1367395No, I hate them too, I thought they were Arabs
>>1367393Glad I'm not alone in my autism; that was a good show too, which country?
No. 1367402
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>>1367399>which country?Argentina, the Chilean one sucked ass so i am glad they nailed it with the one from my country by hiring truly unhinged actors
No. 1367410
>>1367383>>1367387Honestly, the thing about thinking you will be easier makes sense. I always reject them and I hope it has discouraged at least one man from doing it to any other woman kek. Btw,
>you probably look cuteI'm sure you're cute too, cutie.
No. 1367419
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>>1367406it's a bit outdated but i still enjoy it as white noise while i work, it brings several chuckles. I really enjoy the change they did from the original, instead of two nerdy neighbours they went with an unhinged feminist that's cool as fuck and her himbo husband.
No. 1367423
>>1367419>unhinged feminist that's cool as fuck Holy based
Also, dated is comfy imo
No. 1367430
>>1367376why tf are they still cute
shit do I have yellow fever?
No. 1367433
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>>1367424They wake large food too but I think in America this would just be a normal size meal
No. 1367436
>>1367433That's a snack, bb, and I want it with a side of Dr. Pepper to dunk it in
What is it? Pork intestines?
No. 1367487
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why is the weekend bunker still locked
No. 1367517
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c-could a kind anon run this image through remini for me please? i think it'd make a cute phone background but i don't have any accounts to register with
No. 1367534
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>>1367517remini says it wants a face so i ran it through gigapixel for you instead
No. 1367569
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we need to start calling self identified beta omega etc males ukes this is the solution this is the way do you realize do you realize we will fix this damn ugly bitter man incel problem once for all call them uke males
No. 1367574
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>>1367534just saw this!!!! thank you anon!!!! here's a cute background i have as thanks
No. 1367599
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There's cp in /snow be careful nonies
No. 1367615
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Sometimes I have what I think is a really cool image that’d make a good OP pic for a thread, but I never catch the bump limit in time to make a new thread
No. 1367617
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Me when I actually have to go out clubbing on a Friday night, get drunk and spend the night with a cute girl instead of being home alone browsing image boards after deciding to stop being an antisocial neet. Felt good to feel the warmth of another woman for once but I am so fucking tired and hungover now I hate it.
No. 1367648
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Anons shouldn’t respond to obviously overly hostile anons and posts that are even slightly moid-ish (even if the poster might be a woman. Don’t give benefit of the doubt) since there’s still a CP spammer here trying to start drama and mods aren’t doing jack shit
No. 1367808
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>>1367787You can always find out how to acquire the game again by reading the thread on /g/
No. 1367829
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>guy asks me out on a date
>think about the like 4 hours of activities in my free time I want to do in the next 50 hours
>feel like giving 3 hours of my life is fucking up my schedule even though I don't even have a schedule and plenty of free time
Yeah, no wonder I've been single for years. I'm like "nah, I can't meet you next week, I have to go to the gym on Wednesday". I don't know how people handle life.
No. 1367874
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>>1367829Kek, same anon. It’s also why I don’t have friends
No. 1367930
>>1367922I only have one puter
>>1367926It must be the fuckin sims 2, I wouldn't play any other version and it's so damn buggy
No. 1367942
File: 1665256276591.gif (775.76 KB, 220x216, IMG_5761.GIF)
why is the fucking discord song actually good
No. 1367956
>>1367623Unfortunately women's value is tied to their beauty in basically every society so of course pretty girls are going to be valued and therefore "respected" more than ugly girls. Pretty girls still get treated like shit because they are women of course, but ugly girls are straight up invisible and often considered annoying no matter how they act, even by other women sadly. I'm ugly and I've been treated like shit all my life for it, no matter how intelligent I was or kind I acted. I literally had to earn basic respect from teachers, peers and colleagues. If I smiled I was annoying, if I was sad I was attention-seeking, if I was kind I was a tryhard and a bootlicker and if I was angry I was an asshole even if I was in the right. You can't win.
Then COVID came and I was surprised by how normal and kind people acted when I had a mask on. Even fucking bartenders were more cheerful with me. I miss masks kek.
No. 1367992
>>1367986i prefer the cg5/dagames version but yeah this is the song
>>1367946i didn't know about these discord users lol that makes the whole thing even more retarded
No. 1368005
File: 1665259869383.jpeg (87.88 KB, 960x720, 31904757-9ABC-4AB0-A67F-FF6AE4…)
Idg how crumbl cookie is still on business when almost no one likes their cookies
No. 1368248
File: 1665281378323.png (1 KB, 256x18, where do you think we are.PNG)
Which one of you was this? Hilarious.
No. 1368257
>>1368233kind of asexual too, nona, and that's how i felt about
the riddler after watching
the batman. the weirdest shit will wake the horny up sometimes.
No. 1368290
>>1368257ayrt and god i really wanted to watch the batman too tonight but i cba to pay for it on prime video. i want to personally see what the deal is w the riddler
>>1368279i feel like if he even has a dick itd definitely be studded all over but the nails wouldn't be sticking out like the ones in his face,
for ease of usengl i found pinhead hot but julia was what really did it for me. i heard that she's the focus of the sequel so ill probably be watching that in the next few days
No. 1368368
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No. 1368369
File: 1665294603721.jpeg (1.22 MB, 1170x1668, 6D2514A0-4C70-449C-BA1F-D71FA8…)
>>1368368This is the fat faggot who said that btw
No. 1368380
File: 1665295226321.jpeg (518.23 KB, 1170x1111, 8FD9266D-50FA-42D2-BEAA-018AD2…)
Nonnies scroll gently, CP’s being posted
No. 1368412
>>1368402i love the first movie because it reminds me of the dynamic between my sister and i
>>1368403no its gross and depressing
>>1368406idk how anyone managed to watch juno. just hearing the narrative for a few minutes put it on my shitlist as a teen
No. 1368502
File: 1665311338484.jpg (49.71 KB, 1281x566, 7356.JPG)
I cringed though the entire Kiriko short because the characters are constantly bobbing about and smirking the same way tiktokers do. Apparently it's imitating pixar animation but I don't watch pixar movies so that's all it was reminding me of.
No. 1368530
File: 1665315878531.jpeg (86 KB, 934x1076, 99CE6DCD-1D9C-44A4-8FB0-9FF7F5…)
Going out tonight with friends I haven’t seen in over a year I’m going to fuck this up so badly
No. 1368598
>>1368594KEK I remember tomato essence
nonny. Godspeed to her.
No. 1368685
File: 1665327213444.png (104.8 KB, 727x702, 1648176831847.png)
>>1368683Found the post kek it was on Reddit
No. 1369021
File: 1665338294454.jpg (120.59 KB, 1500x1630, angry.jpg)
>>1369006You can't trick me nonna. I have knitted before and I know that shit is worse.
No. 1369070
File: 1665339839500.jpg (40.01 KB, 800x400, ergonomic-crochet-hooks-image.…)
>>1369055Have you tried ergonomic hooks? Also might to keep your yarn tension loose and change your hook grip.
No. 1369454
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I have an essay due tomorrow at 10 am. Gonna wake up at 6 to do it, wish me luck anons
No. 1369479
File: 1665375154090.jpg (122.68 KB, 1024x576, 1-342-1024x576.jpg)
nonnas please play Grounded, it's so fun and it has cute ladybugs that snore
No. 1369506
File: 1665381170447.png (139.56 KB, 1468x393, bitch me too the fuck.PNG)
never related so much to a post in my life
No. 1369512
File: 1665381794301.jpg (141.6 KB, 1079x1063, tumblr_b48d0731f08e22f1695e164…)
I want to write fanfiction but I don't know what I would write fanfic about, I'm not even into any fandoms more than just a casual interest. Why am I like this.
No. 1369519
File: 1665382687964.jpeg (63.88 KB, 900x497, 515urhJw.jpeg)
I finished cleaning my room, over 2 years of dust and my mom's stuff are finally gone from my sight and nostrills. I feel its a big step towards healing and being more productive. I hope i don't relapse again, but there are so many more things i have to fix yet.
No. 1369564
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>decide to archive some of my old drawings on deviantart to be low-profile and discreet.
>wake up the next morning to 300+ notifications, a couple content violations and more than one horny comment
is this my punishment for drawing yaoi?
No. 1369584
>>1369564you mean you posted your old yaoi on deviantart and immediately got all those notifications?
>>1369561based
No. 1369708
File: 1665411427872.jpg (98.08 KB, 1069x1049, cat.jpg)
How is it already monday. Friday was just yesterday…
No. 1369721
File: 1665412718338.jpeg (46.42 KB, 526x586, 09E92913-67F7-4B1E-93B3-606930…)
>>1369708We are all feeling poopy today huh I didn’t wanna get out of bed this morning
No. 1369725
File: 1665413242471.jpg (49.23 KB, 500x666, depressed-cat.jpg)
>>1369708i feel like it's already blue monday
No. 1369726
File: 1665413325007.jpg (10.33 KB, 236x236, bff5d074d399bdfec6071e91683984…)
Do some grumpy Gertrudes need cheering up?
No. 1369738
File: 1665414396326.gif (2.69 MB, 320x240, DA8AC891-B50E-409F-8315-B1D4B5…)
YOU SHOULD BE GLAD TO BE ALIVE
TO LAUGH AND HEAR THE BABIES CRY
THERE IS NO TOLLING OF THE BELL
YOU CAN FORGET TO BE AFRAID TO DIE
No. 1369741
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What remorseless emperor commands me
I no longer govern my soul
I am completely immersed in darkness
As I turn my body away from the sun
No. 1369784
File: 1665416618114.png (190.01 KB, 640x441, E4DCF677-9E00-42AF-867B-1AB167…)
Watching childhood videos of myself exhibiting serious signs of autism hmm
No. 1369819
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No. 1369891
File: 1665423937851.jpg (30.2 KB, 400x548, 1664121985261691.jpg)
>>1369586Is that the meaning of Fight Club? I am so retarded, i actually though it was against moid peer pressure and redicalization
No. 1369977
File: 1665430013276.jpg (18.19 KB, 513x480, help me.jpg)
Last night the Pixielocks cousin's wedding dress video popped up on my recommended and I decided to watch it. I got bored and tabbed into something else so the video minimized and kept playing. I tried to exit out of it but something on my phone glitched out so I couldn't X out or task manager to close youtube so I was stuck listening to Jill talk at me about her shitty dress as she was trapped in my phone. It felt like some kind of haunted creepypasta video come to life. I had to restart my phone to get her to go away. Screenshot for proof though sadly didn't capture a funny part with her face
No. 1370043
>>1369921Thanks anon!
Ive always been a fatty but for the first time in a long time I feel like I am on a healthy path forward! All the love
No. 1370051
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i’m trying to clean my room but i’m too sad. send help pls
No. 1370075
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>>1370065nta but i love when people say habibi
No. 1370082
>>1370068 this anon
>>1370051 is right
>>1370075 sexy image
No. 1370120
File: 1665434538460.png (539.7 KB, 769x838, 76692494_p6.png)
i fell down the westaboo rabit hole and i am fascinated by the cartoon character Japanese women husbandofag. So far i have Count von Count, Carl Karl, Johnny Bravo, Professor Utonium, Mickey Mouse, Chip/Dale, The Three Caballeros, Rick/Morty, all the South Park boys, Smithers from the Simpsons.
No. 1370142
>>1370128I think you're being too hard on yourself
nonnie, there's nothing wrong with having much younger friends. As long you're not making him uncomfy who cares.
No. 1370159
File: 1665436532165.jpg (402.7 KB, 1590x2048, 1657222772359.jpg)
>>1370137i have a whole folder of these, unlike western autists Japanese women have insane artistic skills to compensate for their weird taste. My favourite is the one that husbadofags Carl Karl, her art is actually amazing. I found out two more while i was searching Pixiv/Twitter a Grim reaperfag and a bunch of jokerfags
No. 1370164
File: 1665436712833.png (1.08 MB, 1561x1030, 91665655_p0.png)
>>1370159samefagging, i also love how obviously japanese the art is, and so sincere too. Someone drew this without a shred of irony and i love it.
No. 1370173
File: 1665436961627.png (1.74 MB, 959x958, 92233885_p9.png)
>>1370166yeah, this artist draws horny art too
No. 1370182
>>1370166Samefag, I meant Professor Utonium. Oops.
>>1370173This is also cute and sweet. Not my type but good for them.
No. 1370184
File: 1665437101723.jpeg (320.88 KB, 1170x2532, 05F45980-7CC8-467F-B90D-47FAC2…)
bro what
No. 1370189
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I forgot about the woman that husbandofags the pink thing from adventure time
>>1370144let me see if i can find the twittr they draw a bunch of simpson art and also husbandofag marty and the fat police cop
>>1370182i know right? that what fascinates me the most, the fact it's so well drawn
No. 1370194
File: 1665437524911.gif (1.22 MB, 498x370, tenor.gif)
>>1370153How does that even work when his entire character revolves around being, you know..
Even being in love with Mr. burns in itself would be a huge turnoff
No. 1370205
File: 1665438093257.jpg (1.3 MB, 2985x3800, Eq0JMrfVEAIDnt9.jpg)
dang it i cant find the smithersfag twitter but here is some of her art
>>1370195yup.
I wonder what attracts Japanese women to these characters, maybe the fact that they are less impecable than anime boys and feel more real and less corporate? so far the moid westaboos i've found have relatively ''normal'' waifus like Fluttershy and Frankie Foster.
No. 1370221
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>>1370205Also made a thread if anyone is interested so i don't dump my entire folder here
>>>/m/246128 No. 1370223
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Nothing feels very halloweeny this year. how do i make it more halloweeny before it's too late
No. 1370227
File: 1665440337686.png (99.28 KB, 174x347, shittytattoos.png)
Here I was just living my life blissfully forgotten about this queen of pickmes and her atrocious tattoos and then Youtube decides to show me this. Didn't watch the video but I'm guessing it's something like "oh the poor lonely menz are out there just trying to find love but MoDeRn WoMeN are all ugly, fat, mean, demanding bitches who want a 7ft tall billionaire!". I think her whole MRA/NLOG/cool girl act is so that the men she's defending will think she's "one of the good ones" and won't call her used and ruined because she's a single mother with shitty tattoos
No. 1370230
>>1370223play a scary videogame
or watch a non-talking letsplay of one
No. 1370236
>>1370223Aaw, this year feels way more halloweeny to me, plus it's still pretty early so you have a lot of time! you can always turn on a bunch of horror movies throughout the month or do what
>>1370230said. Dress up for fun and invite friends over, grab some pumpkins from the grocery store (if you can't make it to a patch) and carve it together. Bonus points: you can play a scary noises comp, like the oldschool kind for haunted houses, while you do that. Make fake blood with them too for fun? Scour your city for interesting and creepy events? Getting some decorations could help, could check your local thrift stores for it too if you're not wanting to pay a bunch for seasonal decorations. Maybe my suggestions are all too juvenile but I hope it helps a bit!
No. 1370244
>>1370242Idk I got it from twitter. I like him
>>1370236This was so sweet, thank you
nonnie! I do have some plans, but they're near the end of the month. I decided to find some halloween music to put on in the background and this is p cute. Other than that I'm gonna rewatch Scream Queens or Twin Peaks
No. 1370299
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i dont wanna do any more writing i dun wanna work on my graphic novel i wanna nap 18 hours a day for 20 days
No. 1370304
File: 1665447985243.jpeg (41.21 KB, 533x534, 1662779479474.jpeg)
What if it's not meant for me?
Love
No. 1370336
File: 1665450940084.jpg (98.49 KB, 1024x768, 311410651_381895184405423_8306…)
a nonna and her nigel
No. 1370341
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>>1370082>>1370068>>1370065thank you nonnies! i started with the floor!
>>1370075wow!
>>1370304i luv u nonna
No. 1370363
File: 1665455385214.gif (355.85 KB, 498x330, 1654834652253.gif)
>>1370299quit crying and get the fuck back to work
nonnie you knew what you were signing up for
No. 1370365
File: 1665455583906.jpg (1.25 MB, 1438x1418, Screenshot_20221010_213227.jpg)
In my humble opinion these are the cutest creatures Nintendo has ever made
No. 1370410
File: 1665461951342.gif (6.38 MB, 498x381, pingu-penguin.gif)
>>1370363fucking FINE my dumbass plot has been finished and finalized
No. 1370417
File: 1665463753298.jpeg (Spoiler Image,266.06 KB, 1869x2048, AE077032-1BE2-4705-ACA9-A8AA48…)
I’m really autistic but I’m glad I’m not picrel autistic.
No. 1370524
File: 1665477559725.jpg (222.06 KB, 2048x2048, ce7a4f94a5f3b207dc4f6aa419cea9…)
psssst hey
No. 1370532
File: 1665478388134.jpg (130.38 KB, 862x575, a7e5e24403ed15163c43ce99532a77…)
how come when i started scrolling down an article about a person with long covid i already knew they would look exactly like this
No. 1370589
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I wonder how many posts I have and I also get very embarrassed thinking about when I’ve posted on here as not my best self in moments of weakness and bpd rage
No. 1370590
>>1370223Check out this /m/ thread for creepy YouTube videos
>>>/m/245041 if you want something creepy haha and try to come in to cytube movie nights! There’s a whole schedule of Halloween movies every week! I hope you can fulfill your need for Halloweenyness
nonny. If there are irl events near you like a pumpkin patch or fall/Halloween festivals try to go to those if you can, they’re really neat
No. 1370760
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I ship them surprised it’s not more popular I feel like they’re on the verge of confessing to each other.
I swear I’m not a fujo.
No. 1370779
File: 1665506186994.jpeg (99.76 KB, 500x500, 703ED0ED-711C-4F62-B97C-2B6D2A…)
Dummy restaurant owner switches over a pos system completely and didn't train anyone on how to navigate it. He was real mad I taped a CLOSED sign on the door, but is still working on the system to get it ready. Now going on 2 hours past opening hour and still cant sort it out lmao.
No. 1370888
>>1370589Ngl
nonnie I just know the mods that can see all our posts are having the best time watching our messy character arcs and laughing at our folly. I don't really know what bpd does but it's not your fault you're going through stuff, yk im not laughing at u
No. 1371139
File: 1665523241239.png (13.73 KB, 1481x111, jannies.PNG)
kek. getting more impressed with recent janny moderation styles
No. 1371165
File: 1665524341013.jpg (36.86 KB, 500x499, chocolate.jpg)
I saw picrel yesterday. I thought it was interesting that a youtuber would have a chocolate brand. The bars were super thin though, not at all worth it when you could get a nice bar of Lindt or some other chocolate.
No. 1371174
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No. 1371200
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1988 is the best year to be born in. the coolest year, if you were born in 1998 you are so lucky I wish I was you
No. 1371276
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If my mom wanted me to leave the house more maybe she should have birthed me in a more exciting country, there is nothing to do here, i am so fucking bored nonnas.
No. 1371283
>>1371276Oh my god same. I tried everything, I cut down my screentime and tried to go out more but there’s just nothing to do when you live in a shitty country with a shitty climate you can’t even go for a walk half of the time
I think moving might be the last solution
No. 1371372
>>1371371kek unemployment is a hell of a drug (same
nonnie)
No. 1371560
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Lemons or Limes?
No. 1371570
>>1371561Lemons are sweeter, and they also smell different imo.
>>1371560Lemon superiority. They're so versatile. When do people use limes except for like, on a taco?
No. 1371601
>>1371570limes are better in all desserts imo. also a dish that has jalapenos like tacos or pho etc. (exception of fish) will always go better with lime.
lemon is better for like any kind of savory carb-y stuff like italian or american dinners. i am right everyone else is wrong.
No. 1371637
File: 1665551705259.png (414.76 KB, 695x731, husbando.png)
>>1371614except luigi is better than mario
No. 1371659
>>1371652i'm one of those anons.
>when I imagine fugly men.that's what i look like, like a fugly man or tranny. so just imagine that but actually biologically female.
No. 1371680
>>1371652Eh after the previous anon I don't feel so bad but I'm still no pretty picture. I either height mog or am equal/slightly smaller with moids around my height (5'8"-5'11" range). I brutalize true manlets. I look inhuman next to most biological women with my giant skull and orc body structure. I'm still smaller than a 6 ft+ moid, but not significantly so. I'm not a hulking beast next to most men but I am a hulking beast next to most women. If I posted hand or foot here I'd get accused of being a tranny easily.
Some other tidbits:
>Long midface>Bad hairline>Wide ribcage with small, widely spaced moobs>Any bit of belly fat makes me look like overweight latino kid at the pool with his shirt off due to previously mentioned feature>Wide, sloped shoulders, need to wear sports bras because straps never stay up>Narrow hips>Waist is unremarkable>My pelvis is weird so I have a forward lean when I walk+permanent gamer posture so I have the troon gait>Apparently my belly button placement is very "masculine"??>Deep voice that occasionally cracks like a 13 year old boyIt's like God wanted me to be a man but then changed his mind again last minute. I've been asked if I was male or female since I was 6 years old. Long hair, short hair, didn't matter. Still happens. Thanks to gendy bullshit I get they/them'd or asked about pronouns.
No. 1371693
File: 1665557212385.jpg (179.51 KB, 800x817, look at it.jpg)
if you saw me remake that post 3 times no you didn't
No. 1371697
>>1371680Eh my face is okay, because after I cut my hair short again I suddenly got "model" comments, so it's not like everything is bad about me. I think what really fucks me up is that if I had been born a scrote, I would be a Chad. I'm pretty sure I got more attention from girls back when I was in secondary school than even most guys. I looked like a pretty boy who just takes better care of themselves. Problem is that I'm not a guy and the weird boobs and the vagene puts everyone off. I have never come across anyone who is attracted to the whole of me, except weird ass bi scrotes and I'm not into men. I don't think another lesbian could even be into me. The small hands also makes me feel like the one thing that would be good to have big, isn't.
I wish I didn't live in civilized society, so I wouldn't be expected to beg daddy government and police for protection and get shit for it when I defend myself or others. Cavewoman physiognomy is useless in a society where it's praised to be sedentary and weak and manual labor jobs pay less. Other women would also like me better if I could make myself useful. That's how I got friends in school, I'd beat scrotes to a pulp and protect other girls.
No. 1371782
>>1371764thanks nonna makes me comfortable knowing i won't hurt myself at least kek
>Just a minor kek at that baity thumbnail, "before and after" shots like this can be taken in the same dayhow so? i have heard people look different before and after workout, but that much difference?
No. 1371792
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>>1371782It's not really that much difference, after most likely would be taken just after morning workout, before eating and being somewhat dehydrated, air sucked in; so theres no way the body will be even a little bit bloated and muscles will look perfectly toned after some effort, and then, you'd have to just eat normally all day, drink a loooot of water, really relax and push the bloated belly out just for the photo, play a bit with posing and light to really enhance the effect and done. Normally on a daily basis a fit person would look how you'd imagine a mid point between these tho pics. Good example of that would be picrel, an article link if you want to see
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/diet-nutrition/news/a44129/fitness-blogger-tiffany-brien-pictures-bloating/ No. 1371797
>>1371790>and literal murderWho? I want to look it up
>>1371793ESL here, pruned as in removed? If she's a cow (and I'd be very curious about that since she's pretty mainstream and usually considered classy and all), so it would be interesting to see a thread about that
No. 1371798
>>1371790>murderwhat the fuck
>>1371793I always suspected Dita of being a cow tbh.
No. 1371805
>>1371798>>1371797Amie Harwick was murdered by an ex boyfriend. She wasn't 100% a cow herself but she was Drew Carey's girlfriend for a little while and dated Marilyn Manson. Despite being divorced for over a decade, Dita still has it out for anyone that falls
victim to him so she tried to blackball her in the industry (she tries to do this
a lot but it rarely works because she's not as famous as she thinks she is) and at some point said to Amie that she was only "fish tacos" for MM.
No. 1371809
File: 1665567374181.jpeg (902.41 KB, 2048x1979, FDc4sSDXsAgG-04.jpeg)
Why is speaking english so hard, i just want to make videos about cryptids and videogames
No. 1371836
File: 1665569439466.gif (21.37 KB, 112x112, 1619120965436.gif)
I'm sick in bed and too tired to cook. Should I order home burger king?
No. 1371843
>>1371826I haven't watched Rings of Power yet (and don't know if I will) but I was kind of just thinking about this the other day. Not exactly the same thing but just how much I hate casting choices.
For example I've been reading The Witcher books recently for the first time and thinking about how much I hated the casting. I haven't even watched the show yet but I know they got a 22 year old to okay Yennefer which seems incredibly wrong. Like yes, Yennefer is a sorceress and is able to hide her age, so they can use that excuse. BUT whenever there's an immortal male character they do the opposite, like getting old wrinkly scrotes to play elves. I also cannot imagine Henry Cavill as Geralt but that's a different matter.
No. 1371901
>>1371836I'm seconding
>>1371842 if what you're sick with is anything that can unsettle your tummy. I'd recommend fruit and/or soups with some sprite or ginger ale.
No. 1371932
File: 1665577460327.jpg (40.28 KB, 570x631, cat.jpg)
Forgetting to warm up your car in the morning is the worst
No. 1371968
File: 1665579001335.jpg (66.54 KB, 540x667, tumblr_ebd178ac572926749461889…)
>>1371950Group Mom friend spotted.
I was always like this too, I just like taking care of people and making them know I can help if they want it. Also grew up with my younger sister 5'0 tall with heels to this day.
No. 1372000
>>1371652>>1371977I hate to say this but my best friend in high school was objectively one of the most unattractive women I've ever known.
She has a husband and a baby now and is super happy as far as I can tell though so women stay winning.
No. 1372003
>>1371952Nonnie dont roast me so accurately haha
>>1371961Thanks for being real, yeah I did want to protect some of my younger siblings. I’ve been separated from them for a while and I think the pain of it has contributed to my overly maternal behaviour. Our parents screwed up a lot, I’m guessing you had a similar upbringing?
>>1371968>mom friend>5’0>does that mean…i can address you as lil’ mama? Ayy No. 1372186
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>>1372175I agree I didn't even click that retarded shit even the thumbnail pisses me off
No. 1372200
>>1372033>a man talking about womenah gee, he would totally speak out about actual womens experiences instead of being a retard, riiiight…
everytime a man would try psychoanalyzing women its nothing but a bunch of lobster peterson bullshit
No. 1372337
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If sleeping isn't a hobby why am I so GOOD at it huh? They say it takes 10000 hours to master a craft then i'm the snoozemaster
No. 1372488
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just wanted somewhere to post, celebrate, laugh
No. 1372499
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>>1372488eat goblin shit in hell, AJ
No. 1372553
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Idc if it’s autistic Hello Charlotte anon from 5 months ago if you’re still around I just wanna say based!
>>>/g/259735 No. 1372595
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No. 1372598
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I have a lot of mutuals on tumblr and some of them are 'strategic' mutuals, i.e., I don't actually like them at all but I don't want to break mutuals and make drama. Or I want to keep tabs on them for whatever reason. Kind of a 'keep your enemies close' situation. So instead of unfollowing them, I blacklist their urls so all their posts are filtered out of my dash. Aaaah, peace at last.
No. 1372643
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Cp on front page.
No. 1372645
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>>1372638Naitou, nitro+chiral's mascot.
No. 1372701
>>1372652It's seriously weird, I'm in a server where a girl posted some random pictures of her headphones, she was putting some black nail polish to decorate the cat ear accessories, and suddenly comes this other girl posting the exact same picture
months later and she didn't know anyone in the server, she was a newbie in that moment and the girl noticed because it was clearly her picture, same angle and everything.
The girl that found the picture told us that a friend of hers found it on google when she looked for something like "cat ear headphones".
Can you imagine what that even means? Not only your pictures aren't getting deleted, they can somehow appear on google.
No. 1372714
>>1372701Now I really regret it having sent nudes, some of them with my face on it, to my ex… Yes I am a dumbass, feel free to call me stupid for this one.
I just looked this up
>When you send an attachement, let's say a picture, to a friend or in a server, it will be store into https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/. Whenever you delete your picture or not, it will be store forever, so you can see it using the same url.Category 5 woman moment.
No. 1372814
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are nonnas currently working on something? i am trying to lose weight, it's my ultimate goal for the year, not doing fine lol
No. 1372886
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>>1372814I'm working on losing weight and it has been going well tbh, well, more than weight I'm focusing on my measurements, so I went from 126 cm hips to 120 hips in 3 months.
I'm also working on being more proactive and started doing something to get money from book reviews.
You can do it,
nonnie! Just don't give up hope! It takes time to find the right food habits for you and the will to workout.
No. 1372932
>>1372814I’ve been trying to maintain/lose weight. I keep binging though and I get really upset afterwards.
I lost 100lbs roughly and I’m average/broad now, 5’8” and a UK size 8-10, a S in Uniqlo. I hate how I look still, I think I gained a little weight when I stopped weighing and restricting and feel hideously fat.
No. 1372982
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>>1372839>>1372886>>1372902>>1372907>>1372909>>1372932>>1372970What kind of workouts are you doing? I started pilates a few months ago but i suck at it so i doubt it's helping me, lol
No. 1372992
>>1372967>>1372982I’m
>>1372932 and I don’t work out. I walk around 10,000 steps a day most days but that’s it.
No. 1373008
File: 1665671054044.jpg (54.77 KB, 500x500, Hummus-main-1-500x500.jpg)
I made hummus and I'm sooooo excited to eat it. I'm gonna make some more this weekend and toast a torilla and slater it with hummus like a shitty tortilla sandwich because I have no bread.
No. 1373015
File: 1665671724129.jpeg (Spoiler Image,671.99 KB, 2048x2048, 936613B2-96F3-4E1C-8A91-0CFFB0…)
Here's what two years of unchecked libtard knitting instagram does to a person, holy shit. Many such cases(bait)
No. 1373045
>>1372982I'm
>>1372907Same as
>>137299210k minimum, most days 15k. I plan to start rock climbing from the next semester. You will get better with time and if you don't do exercises wrong it is for sure helping (your body will be grateful in the long run). But if you don't enjoy activity it is better to quit and find something new.
No. 1373049
>>1372509ask this
>>1372814 i guess kek. i wonder how that got so many replies.
No. 1373052
File: 1665674628361.jpg (38.02 KB, 354x354, f56ed3aa72c344c6982d139eb5bb2f…)
I feel like picrel was made for female fans. He's hunky, depressed, and sweet. If I didn't already have a husbando from this show he could be a contender.
No. 1373067
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I saw someone say that Birkins are ugly and that Kelly bags are more beautiful and timeless, and it just confused me so much because they're both extremely similar looking and simple bags.
No. 1373078
File: 1665677237001.jpeg (53.91 KB, 800x450, 1E7F55D0-BD0C-4011-8F03-632283…)
>>1373067I get it, Kelly bags seem more sleek even if it isn't noticeable at first glance, meanwhile birkins got this slight curve near the end that makes it look more "baggy" and the uneven border at the flap is more casual looking than the straight border of the Kelly bag.
So yeah, Birkins bags look more like something an old lady would carry around to go to her office job at a catholic school as a secretary and Kelly bags are the kind that the old lady would carry around for a brunch with her friends at the golf club.
No. 1373091
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>>1373067>>1373078both bags also come with different kind of seams known as "sellier" and "retourne", where the former has the seams on the outside and the latter is sewn and then flipped inside out. personally I love kelly with the sharp sellier seams and birkins are ugly not only because of the way they look, but how people carry them leaving them open
No. 1373098
>>1373078I understand the thing about the curve, but still they're both so similar, and saying one is timeless and the other isn't just doesn't make sense to me. Also, I think Birkins were made to be casual, everyday bags.
Ngl I do think all the flack Birkins get on social media is just because they're less "exclusive" now, but that's an entirely different topic.
No. 1373129
File: 1665682345768.jpg (3.34 MB, 2064x2064, B612_20221013_122927_278.jpg)
I took this pic no filters please critique
No. 1373194
File: 1665685805502.gif (2.91 MB, 256x256, gX4s1LI.gif)
>>1373162Like a scene from Robot Wars
No. 1373199
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My cat is retarded unfortunately.
I found him on the streets he was a young buddy (like in cat adolescence) so he doesn't know a lot of stuff.
He can't sit on lap he freaks out if I try.
And now recently I bought him a fluffy bed but he won't sleep in there if I try to put in into it he freaks out, rather sleep on the floor.
I love him but I hate how stupid he is sometimes. Which cat doesn't like to be comfy in a fluffy bed?????
No. 1373215
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I unironically love male objectification. I love it when they're scantily clad in casual situations, especially if the women around them are more dressed. I live it when they're groped by a woman. I love it when they seem uncomfortable being sexualized. Men are made to be eye candy and that's it. Ugly moids should btfo.
No. 1373217
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Drinking my feelings away after losing a good friend I met on lolcow friend finder because I'm a depressed fuck up who lets their traumas dictate their actions
No. 1373229
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>>1373204I watched the original UK one but apparently they had a version in the US called battlebots, that and the uk one came back for a while in 2016.
No. 1373242
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>>1373070He even makes non-husbandofags fall for him. What a man.
No. 1373265
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classmate just tried to convince me im agender because i wear pants
No. 1373292
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I told a coworker I thought another coworker was cute just because I wanted her to gossip about it. I honestly don't know why I want her to tell people. I guess I kind of just want drama at work. Just want something entertaining to happen. I don't even think that guy is that cute top kek.
No. 1373299
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Saw a Gangnam Unnie for the first time irl last week and it was terrifying
No. 1373332
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>>1373265I'd tell that person to never speak to me again. Also I'm overhearing the news about how a certain emoji is offensive, and the discussion started on Reddit. I hate this world I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it stop talking about "gen Z says this" IDFC ABOUT CHILDREN
No. 1373422
>>1373304i did it to myself by choosing an art major. i just want to learn to draw why is everyone so fucking annoying. at least its at community so im not shelling out thousands to have some washed up prof lecture about ~expression~
>>1373360the brainrot spreadeth
No. 1373443
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>>1373332I hate that the news is actually reporting this nonsense. Who cares. They'll change their minds like every person does. Can't wait for the turbo autism that will be gen a.
>>1373265Ask them why are they obsess with labeling you. I don't get this weird ass crusade to label people especially on sex preferences/gender expression. It's so disturbing.
No. 1373537
File: 1665705646915.png (28.5 KB, 240x300, averageman.png)
Roast him
No. 1373540
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>>1373049I care about my nonnas well-being, that's how.
No. 1373546
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>>1373537He is put into flames.
No. 1373548
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Why can't he just make soap and be quiet
No. 1373556
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>>1373548Ma’am this man’s soap labels aren’t even quiet
No. 1373570
>>1373537He looks
abusive. He's just itching to manipulate me.
No. 1373571
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>>1373548The comments are a fun read kek
No. 1373586
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>>1373537he will never be her
No. 1373626
File: 1665710448435.jpg (13.08 KB, 326x306, 1649505163443.jpg)
it sounds like there is a fucking blue jay gang war outside my house rn. i swear to god if these balding dickheads dont shut the fuck up im going to lose my fucking shit
No. 1373634
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>>1373626I'm throwing peanuts at them as I type. The'yer coming to get you nona
No. 1373635
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NONNAS IM SCARED SHES SCARY
No. 1373701
>>1365160no matter what weight I am
yes I know anachan doesn’t count I will always have a round face and chubby cheeks. I look like a chipmunk with nuts in its cheek pockets when I smile
No. 1373794
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>>1373722I wish I had nonnies to play splatoon with me
No. 1373808
i think i broke the coffee machine lmao my mom should have gave the 5 dollars for a starbucks
>>1373806i think this one fell on yougurt
No. 1373824
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Weird euphemisms for death by Brendon Small. Still think hamburger time is the funniest.
No. 1373869
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>>1373806Whenever I see cats with food on their face I just know it was smeared on them right before the pic was taken. This kitten looks like he was dunked in the pot, he's too small and light to fall on it and get THAT much on the face, plus the pot is perfectly upright too. Picrel was going around ages ago and it's so obvious this cat had food smeared all over its face. Cats are very tidy eaters & hate having things in their fur, especially whiskers, so these 'cute' pics always annoy me.
Sorry4sperg, i luv cats
No. 1373896
>>1373869I hate the way people treat their cats on SM.
Triggers the absolute fuck out of me when people torment their cats with things like masks, and the cat is terrified beyond belief and they just stand there going huhHUEHUEHUEHUEHEEEEE! AHWHOHOHO!!! AHEHEHHEHEHEEEEAWOOOOGAH!!! I want to fucking beat them to a bloody pulp and set them alight.
No. 1373902
>>1373896People write this off saying no harm is done to the animal but why normalise tormenting animals for social media clicks? It's already escalated into levels where animals are getting put in real danger for fake 'rescue' videos.
>>1373897>>1373900Pure moid content, poor cats.
No. 1373905
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I just want a cute bf/gf that shares my philoshopy nonnas, we would live in the woods and spend our time hunting, fishing, farming, reading and painting, we wouldn't have to pay taxes to pedophiles or be mindless consoomers and all our entertainment would be pirated, we would enjoy our life to the fullest while the rest of people waste their precious time on earth workind dead end jobs and supporting millionaires.
No. 1373924
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>>1373921for me it's the opposite, the only thing that motivates me anymore is my husbando. I am currently motivating myself using a figure of him i want to buy.
No. 1373959
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This is why no sane bi or gay nonna should ever associate with a straight women
If youre triggered remember that this dude literally resembles jeffrey dahmer, the disgusting, pedo, serial killer so go fuck off ya cunt
No. 1373974
>>1373959You are the
triggered one anon kek
No. 1373977
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>>1372814I want to apply to uni, at ye olden age of 30. But I don't want anyone I know to know. In case it all falls through. I don't want to disapoint anyone anymore, after "wasting lot of my life".
Not for a career, I just want to learn something.
No. 1373996
>>1373977Good luck
nonnie! I hope you succeed! What do you want to study?
I'm over 30 still trying to finish uni. No. 1373998
>>1373984It's okay nonna, don't let yourself get too down about it. The worst thing you can do is hate yourself so much that you give up entirely on it. Two steps forward and one step back is still moving forward. Find what works for you, I believe in you!
I've been trying to lose weight as well. It's hard and it sucks but we're just trying to take care of ourselves. I believe you can get there nona. Take care!
No. 1374043
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>>1374036I don't get coffee at Starbucks but I find this chart useful for what types of coffees there are.
No. 1374044
File: 1665758127111.gif (1.29 MB, 220x275, 6ABE0B32-068A-4A0C-9839-6C469F…)
me coming back to lolcor seeing that my theme suggestion was popular and being that girl
No. 1374069
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OP of this is a retard
No. 1374091
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>>1374084based and factual nonnita
No. 1374195
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I drink like 1/3 of one of these babies over the course of a few hours and I still feel like I'm going to fucking die. How do people drink the whole can?
No. 1374236
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I just wanna get rid of my blackheads, why is every fucking product either nonexisten or out of my reach on this fucking country
No. 1374482
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Why is it that every time I post something some unrelated infighting takes over and drowns out my posts? grrr….
No. 1374522
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3me5meIRL
No. 1374573
File: 1665778571462.jpeg (589.77 KB, 2048x1536, Cowboyfurbywithagunthathewills…)
No. 1374603
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I really like the dark. Not pitch black darkness, but dim light with candles and coloured mood lights instead of bright ceiling lights. I find it comforting. I wonder if neighbours think I'm never home because my windows are so dark in the evening.
No. 1374651
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Not to be a NLOG, but why are women with my kind of brainworms either incredibly based or the worst pickmes on the planet and nothing in between?
No. 1374727
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>>1374720>likes dorian>likes howell>likes axel>likes beth>likes quinn>doesnt like three female names that simply don't exist>likewise, nobody is named eamonI know your entire personality based on this list.
No. 1374730
>>1374697In this case it's not even just about being insufferable, but about having standards and a brain. There's honor among thieves in a way and it's just not done imo to harm other women, even worse that a decent amount help men hurt women or even children (what even is the point of that?). Others know that the only
valid targets are men and they are remembered as based women.
No. 1374747
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Why are the best fruits the messiest
No. 1374751
File: 1665786941230.jpg (1.64 MB, 3096x4128, lemon.jpg)
>>1374747Samefag, I need to add lemon to this too
No. 1374776
File: 1665788517709.png (784.29 KB, 884x880, aiden moment.png)
post your real reactions
No. 1374803
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does lolcow feel slow asf this week? also is everyone getting sick too? I have a cold and know 3 other people who feel sick
No. 1374815
>>1374803I caught a cold around Monday, and my parents had COVID in the two weeks leading up to me getting sick
Also, I was trying to decide between getting hot and sour soup or trying malatang to help clear up my chest congestion. I chose malatang and it was such a letdown
No. 1374824
>>1374803The slowness is probably people leaving because of the spam
>>1374818? /w/ has always been around wdym
No. 1374844
>>1374819Frozen was so bad. It was really confusing how Anna was actually the protagonist because Elsa is in all the promo stuff.
My family watched it and all collectively sighed before each song after a while. I have no understand for the hype other than Elsa is conventionally attractive.
No. 1374846
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I used to get really pissy and dismissive over self help resources but I feel much better now that I’ve embraced them. Yes they’re still really corny a lot of the time but taking away the core ideas has helped me become a lot less self destructive. There’s a lot about my life that is shitty but I don’t need to keep making it worse for myself.
No. 1374854
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>>1374846that is very wholesome, proud of your personal growth noni
No. 1374861
File: 1665797244020.jpeg (13.14 KB, 275x275, F6748BFF-3CF4-4824-9EAE-6B2443…)
Thinking about the time I showed a picture of my nigel to my mom and the picture had a filter where it puts two little devil horns or an angel halo on you, i put devil horns on him and my mom told me she thought I did that because I was trying to indirectly tell her he was being mean to me
No. 1375013
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Everyday i thank Xenu that i never started a youtube channel when i was 13, i wanted to make edgy dunking on SJWs videos and be like shuwu so bad
No. 1375049
File: 1665817936611.jpg (108.35 KB, 607x794, yuzzohx92a271.jpg)
>>1375030I'd appreciate a place to sperg about Aileen Wuornos and other based women.
No. 1375082
File: 1665820485351.jpg (105.96 KB, 1136x984, rats hug.jpg)
>>1375076I am working on a game, thanks nonna we are gonna make it. Whats ythe genre of your GN? if you feel comfortable to spill the details
No. 1375133
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Alright now, who is responsible for this?
No. 1375226
File: 1665830815349.png (335.89 KB, 1024x500, unnamed.png)
I had a dream an old friend spent the night bc she needed a quiet evening with company. We had tea, chatted, reminisced. It was really sweet, like a childhood sleepover, until she calls someone in the morning saying that this was a waste of her time, and she laughed off the night we had together as stupid. I tell her she can leave whenever shes ready. "I know" I've been crying ever since I woke up. Needed to get that out.
No. 1375235
>>1375226Wtf, that sounds awful. Hope you’re feeling alright Nonna,
On the topic of nightmares, I’ve had a streak of vivid nightmares for about a week now, part of me thinks it’s stress but idk. It doesn’t bother me much but it’s very not fun
No. 1375250
I really want a crappy cold coffee, think sweetened cold coffee in a can you find in grocery stores. I don't know why.
>>1375227Can I make the music video for it?
No. 1375352
>>1375333Dang, sorry that happened to you.
>>1375335I think it's very likely I caught it at some point but somehow have been asymptomatic since that happens to some people?
No. 1375356
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You know what would be fucked up? Dying and that your last post on social media was about being a pickme or a handmaiden.
No. 1375400
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My little brother keeps listening to hey ho clap stomp ukulele whistle music without headphones
No. 1375588
>>1375484If you've had a Steam account for over a decade, those are rookie numbers.
>>1375559I've never been able to track how much time I've spent on the Sims 2, but it must be ungodly. I used to play it every day before and after school, even would wake up early for it. Same thing with TES Oblivion.
No. 1375606
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People assume gamers smell bad but I smell fantastic, how is that?
No. 1375612
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>>1375608-sniffs u-
Anyway male gamers do stink. Sitting sweating in their rage with a computer chair holding 2000+ hours of swamp ass Taco Bell farts.
No. 1375766
Just wanna shitpost about someone I follow. They recently got a girlfriend for the first time in ten years (she's real, based on photos, which is relevant for the next part)
He posted that they both make it a game to see who can cum first. Ok, cute, except, unless she's one of those rare women who can cum in 2 minutes with a partner, it doesn't really add up. Clearly the man will cum first like every time and she will take longer. But the idea of it being a "game" makes me think what's really happening is she tries to get it over and done with as fast as possible (coom shouldn't be the only goal of sex) and then throws in some fake moans "oh I came" and rolls over.
Therefore they "both came" and maybe she does the fake moan early sometimes to shake it up a bit.
I've heard from so many women that they fake orgasms for men, I have never done this (nor done any porn sound effects or other shit) but since faking is so common it would make this a likely scenario. Just like, think of it, man who hasn't regularly fucked for ten years is making the woman cum first often enough for it to be a "game"? thinkingman.jpg
Note, this is just a shitpost but anons are welcome to weigh in with opinions.
No. 1375770
>>1375766(mfw I scroll up and see these related posts on this topic)
>Sex is just a performance for many women>>1375671>>1375709I AM WITH MY PEOPLE kek
No. 1375788
>>1375783>>1375772I should add, based on his oversharing they are fucking like every day or every couple of days, idk man it isn't adding up. Say he takes an hour to cum every time and then she takes another unspecified amount of time, that means like 2 hours of fucking every day.
OR the more likely scenario is 10-30 minutes and a fake orgasm from her.
No. 1375894
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This so so pathetic and I don't know if it's because I'm ovulating or something, but watching Spy X Family is giving me baby fever so bad it's making me literally cry. Look at her aviator costume!
No. 1375952
>>1375894Me too
nonny, me too… it is also weird how relatable Yor feels to me, if you don't add the 'im an assasin' thing lol
No. 1375974
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Do you ever look at old pics of yourself when you were a teen and get kind of sad because you were just a baby pretty much and going through some really horrible stuff?
No. 1375979
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>>1375974I didn't particularly go through horrible things as a kid, but I get sad because I used to think I was an ugly obese beast when I was just a pudgy kid. Everyone would tell me that I was disgusting to look at and that I needed to lose weight because I was fat as fuck.
In reality I was just a kid and had a normal size for a kid that was growing up.
No. 1375982
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>>1367376This place exists in the USA
No. 1376017
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Oh my god, there's only one more day left in the weekend
No. 1376033
>>1376007>>1376008No worries nona, glad to see someone else relates. It's the feeling of missing out on an opportunity to experience something that most people your age would have experienced by now. And yeah, my ex also lived a few hours drive away from me but I didn't have a license nor a car. If we had met sooner, let our feelings flourish, then probably the relationship could have survived.
>>1376009Because I have a hard time relating and connecting with people, so I don't fall in love easily. In fact, my ex was my first love. I also have a low sex drive and emotional connection is a requirement for me to find someone sexually attractive so casual hookups just to lose my virginity is out of the question.
No. 1376106
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Today i went to an auto show and i think i fell in love with a car and i cant stop thinking about it. Now i understand why there's people with a car fetish.
No. 1376348
>>1376338i would buy a bunch just to stick it to them
>>1376344i dont use them so i feel no emotional attachment to dildos i just want to embarrass the stupid robot, i hope everyone points at it and laughs at its stupid dildo head while he cant do anything about it because he's stupid and a robot
No. 1376387
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>>1376368>feeling empathy for the walking toaster that's going to steal your jobi find it really disgusting how companies are trying to make us empathize with robots by giving them voices and making them all round and cute-looking. If i see one of these walking tictacs i am beating the living crap out of it, i hope they programmed it to scream too, the goverment might call it vandalism, but you will thank me in the future when WE become the ones serving them.
No. 1376394
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>>1376392I think if they were creepier there would be more resistance to them, instead of engineers making them look as much as possible like cute animals, so people share them for "wholesome feels". Once we have accepted the cute versions, they will introduce the scary ones. I have seen the Terminator. I'm joking, but I've noticed that the powers at be are deadset at replicating every dystopia written about ever at the same time.
No. 1376402
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it fascinates me how someone that makes funny youtube videos can make as much as a doctor nowadays, i wonder what they even do with all that money
No. 1376435
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>>1376430i found out that the youtubers that make the most, at least in videogames, are the ones that shit on companies the hardest. This dude
>>1376402 has pretty edgy content, and that fat troon jim sterling makes almost the same amount while also complaining about the big AAA companies(and his troon problems because ofc).
No. 1376544
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>>1376387 >>1376394
I am
>>1376322 and it's heartwarming to find other robo-hater anons who understands the threat these things pose and the deception they employ to gain our trust. I would like to beat up robots with you. Especially ones that look like they're like they're carrying loot. They are just asking to be robbed.
And to the people who find them cute: food delivery bots won't be so cute once you get your foot run over by one cause you didn't step out of the way, or once you get a ticket for being in the robot-only sidewalk lane. Dog robots won't be so cute once the army buys a bunch and attaches guns to them. Humanity should never be treated as second to robots.
No. 1376554
>>1376387Oh no, we are losing the jobs with ridiculously low wages and awful treatment to robots oh nooo
The robot hater anons have the same energy as unhinged monkey baby haters
No. 1376570
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>>1376554>comparing robots to innocent monkeesapologize now
No. 1376724
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>>1376554Monke is based, robot is just another excuse to increase productivity, but not pay humans more. This is the response to unions and individual workers wanting higher wages, instead of giving them, they instead try to make them obsolete so they have less bargaining power and will accept lower salaries and even worse treatment, because else they'll get the robot to do it. The post scarcity automated communist economy or whatever the fuck is a cope and is never going to happen. Endless technological progress will only ever lead to a dystopian capitalist technocracy.
No. 1376740
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No. 1377019
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check your fortune for the coming week
No. 1377029
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>>1377024Samefag, the second time I opened the video (to look at my card again) I got death.
Tarot cards aren't literal though right? …Right?
No. 1377037
>>1377019First go
>The hierophantokay I guess
Second go
>The devilFitting.
No. 1377040
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>>1377038Same fag, i tried to google it and my dumb ass is still confused.
No. 1377058
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>>1377019I don't wanna argue 'bout it, baby, yeah I'm good
If she got a band, let her in, yeah, she good
I ain't gotta worry 'bout shit, money good
No. 1377081
>>1377044I got the lovers, then the empress.
>>1377029Death is the rebirth of something. We die and we're reborn many times, it's a closing of a cycle. I like the card a lot.
No. 1377094
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I can't believe scrotes actually think they can be THAT GIRL
Fuckers can't even shower or moisturize regularly
No. 1377120
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>>1377029time to die nona
No. 1377128
>>1377019The Tower.
uhhhahahahok
No. 1377146
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>Go to youtube to find nice music to relax to
>Pull up Lord of The Rings playlist because I always liked the soundtrack
>Read comments
>"These movies came out 20 years ago!"
>tfw you still feel like these movies came out like 5 years ago
>tfw you're 30 but you still catch yourself thinking that that people born in 1980 are 20, 1970 are 30, etc
No. 1377156
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>>1377146This is so real and relatable. I've been thinking about the passage of time and mortality a lot lately, I'm constantly caught off guard by how long ago everything was when I look up movies and music. When I was in my teens and 20s, I remember Gen Xers always saying "wow, I feel OLD" when talking to us Millennials and now here I am. Harrowing.
No. 1377282
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These were the shit
No. 1377286
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download faster stupid sims 4 torrent aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA i wanna set my sims on fireeeeeeeeee
No. 1377294
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When I was young, me and a friend would walk around our neighbourhood and collect flower petals and then we would put them in water and make perfume kek
I later upgraded to this and I loved it
No. 1377307
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When you feel yourself about to get into a fight with another nonna, but realize they probably just misunderstood your comment so you delete your harsh reply.
No. 1377348
>>1377307you can send a cat picture full of love and support to the same person you just called retarded and a handmaiden five minutes ago in a different thread. i love the thousand faces of the nonna.
sometimes this place really restricts what counts as acceptable speech, but i know that's the price you have to pay to keep this a female space and it's worth it.
No. 1377415
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I made my husbando and me on the sims and for the first times in months i felt whats called happiness.
No. 1377445
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The other day I was talking to a friend about how I find it sort of wholesome that fangirls have existed throughout history and that compared to whatever shitty men exist at the time, there is always some ideal guy (whether that's Franz Liszt or BTS or the Beatles or Duran Duran) who can present an escapist fantasy for women. I'm obviously biased since I'm the type to hyperfixate over random men since I'm not interested in dating or talking to men irl at all. I just think it's sort of cute that fangirls have existed throughout history. Anyway then my friend mentioned that she thought it was actually sort of depressing because all of the time you spend fangirling or obsessing over some guy you could spend doing something actually beneficial for feminism or for yourself or whatever. And I guess she's right in a way. I think the parasocial relationships I have definitely help me get through really difficult times in my life when I feel so worn out and everything seems meaningless, but then she was saying that if I didn't have these parasocial relationships to distract me then maybe I'd actually be able to spend time thinking about what is really meaningful to me instead of just immersing myself in escapism. I know she's probably right and I also know I'm probably not going to change so I wasn't really sure how to respond to what she was saying.
No. 1377453
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>>1377423its been free forever if you know what i mean nonners
>>1377429thaaanks i am having so much fun i willprobably spend the rest of the year building my comfy cabin and having children with the husbando
No. 1377463
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>>1377445I think escapism is neccesary, specially to us straight women. Eveyone needs to find comfort in something, if you live your life doing nothing but introspection you are just going to end up depressed, all men suck, each year we earn less and less, robots are going to rule us someday, we are all gonna die, and there is nothing we can do about it, yada yada. Sometimes you just need to open the sims and rest in your cozy cabin in the woods with your husbando, y'know?.
No. 1377467
>>1377445it is kinda cute but also sad… i used to be a massive fangirl of a lot of musicians so i empathize. Most fangirs are teenage girls though, teenage girls won't do much for feminism let's be honest.
I have a friend who was never fan of anybody and i find that fascinating, she just lacks that fan feeling inside that was driving my brain in my teenage years. I guess learning that people like that exist and learning that men really do suck, even my favorite ones, helped me to grow from being a fangirl. I can't even do escapism anymore, i don't have anywhere to go which is weird but it's ok, i feel evolved.
No. 1377476
>>1377457Lol don't worry I agree with you. I don't think any of those guys are any different from the average scrote on the street except maybe they look better or have more musical talent, but they're still probably shitty in their own way. But I think the ideal image they sell is still useful in itself. Even if the perfect guy doesn't actually exist, they can sell the idea that maybe he's out there- someone who is good-looking, talented, funny, and whatever else and that it's okay to obsess over or fixate on someone like that rather than the boring, average men who are all around you. I think women are constantly told not to be shallow or that they shouldn't have unrealistic standards and I think the existence of boy bands or boy idols (or even anime characters) gives women/girls the space to be as idealistic and unrestrained as they want.
>>1377463That's how I feel about it. And I think the point she was trying to make is that maybe instead of investing energy into escapism that we could turn our efforts to doing something about the fact technology is taking over and we're ultimately powerless. I see her point, but I struggle to get through each day as it is. It's easier to fixate on a cute, unattainable boy to give me meaning than to introspect on how I can actually find meaning in this shit society and what I can do to actually contribute to making a difference. She said the wide availability of media probably exists for this purpose to keep us complacent and she's probably right, but what am I supposed to about it? If she wants to stop investing in media to fix the world than that's her choice and I totally support her, but I guess I'm not there yet.
She also isn't straight so maybe that's part of it too lol No. 1377521
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WTF did they do to my boy chucky
No. 1377763
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this edible just hit me so hard
>>1365166I love it
No. 1377817
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>>1377770>>1377773>>1377788This kpop animal hybrid stuff almost always overlaps with fat/feederism fetishes based on what I've seen. That's why the cow and pig hybrid ones are the most common.
No. 1377844
>>1377830>SsssCRoTE (with a growl) vs
>tee hee hoity toidy moidy There is a clear winnner