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Welcome back to Lolcow! edition
previous thread: >>>/ot/1334675
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what's the thing you most missed about lolcow? continuing from last thread
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come and kill me then
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I'm gonna spend the rest of the day finishing archiving /ot/.
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Lmao I love memes like this
too late nonnacita. be retarded and proud
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this troon is definetly an imminent risk to women and girls and i am so angry i cant do anything to warm his future victim
Oh I'm not the archivist, I just have jokes
… hopefully jokes
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honestly, at this point we should start scaring real women from committing crimes by showing them the type of psycho troons they will have to deal with if they go to jail, so that the troons just end up with eachother in prison raping their axewounds.
People will ask a rape victim
what she was wearing when not even a violent death will make you exempt from male sexuality. There is truly no floor and no ceiling on their degeneracy.
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could this be his instagram acc?>tranime pfp>genderspecial flag>similar username>>1342736
i dont even want to post the other stuff he comments on, him owning a gun is a gigantic red flag that he will definetly do something in the future
Fuck, me too.
Other nonnies, if you can't handle very graphic anime gore
, don't look at his gelbooru account.
This troon is definitely a future serial killer or mass shooter.
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I think I broke my finger, are you supposed to go to a+e for it or do you just strap it to another one and get on with it?
kek I hate when that happens>>1342830
wtf? GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW. You're at risk of losing the tip of your finger, that shit looks like it has 0 circulation
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I'm so happy we're back my nonners, even spouted a very audible and cringy "YAY!" while refreshing the page during pooptime this morning.
Miners were nice enough to let some of us crashed there when LCF was down but it wasn't the same. I wanted my little autistic place back.
You get on my nerves sometimes, but the mere thought of losing what's make LCF special (the doodles and art of Kikomi, Elsie and XX, the cow edits/memes, the based anons laughing at troons and sharing precious feminist ressources, my beloved Carrey-chan…) made me very sad.
Sorry for that corny post riddled with bad english but fuck, I missed you so much my sweet nonettes and just wanted to tell you.
Thanks nonnies, I wasn’t sure because it’s just a finger. When my sister broke hers they just told her to splint it at home and suck it up kek
Anyway, I just tried to straighten it and I think the tip was dislocated, it looks a lot better now but still probably broken. I’ll call the non-emergency line and see what they say.
love you nonnie
thats a sweet post
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Some pics of her body transformation:
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More of her amazing interchangeable build-a-hoe body
Because I love my lolcor in full. Also >>1342725
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I like this pic of the spice girls
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I'm going to be honest I thought that with the days we were down we would have an updated site now… or like, any news from shaymin
Or at least new banners
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I'm so happy now I can stop being emo
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I love shopping so much I'm going shopping tomorrow and I'm going to splurge and I'm going to do the same on Wednesday muehehehehehe I love shopping
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me when my violently puking catto just ended up having an allergy and not cancer or organ failure like I worried and panicked all weekend
Maybe some of those things are too heavy and they want to give the anon space? Imagine I told you my dad almost shoot my mother when I was a teen (true btw) would you be like "oh no poor you nonnie
uwu" when it doesn't really do anything? I don't know if every vent post guarantees a reply, no offense. I just wouldn't know what to say to those anons that would in any way help and not worsen things, because those things are delicate enough for some retarded anon to just come and say "it'll all be okay!"
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Lolcow is back, praise the heavens! Now I can sperg again about my husbandos.
NGL though, I was expecting a complete revamp of the site, with new themes and banners, but alas
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missed my nonnies!!
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x3 in my skin th3y crawl, th3s3 w0unds th3y will not h3al
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I deleted my facebook today and instagram, didn't even use any and had an email saying that someone unsuccessfuly tried to logon facebook around 4am, that just some days after I got some weird ass sms from facebook and changed my password because that shit was weird..
Anyway it is so damn hard to permanently delete instagram, I had to fucking google it, felt like a grandma using internet for the first time. The fact it was so difficult and they asked me if I was sure a bunch of times and only give me the "deactivate" option before I found the permanent deletion option made me sure I want to delete and never come back. They need to tone down the "are you sure" questions. Makes them look like desperate boyfriends who know you will find someone better but say "no one will ever love you like I do" nah, cry me a fucking river, instagram!
Also kek at the scammers on my old ass email: apparently there is a problem at my netflix subscription that I don't have, my apple services as an android user, my money on bank of america (I'm not even american!), got some job offers in the states too, the stuff I ordered at bestbuy and amazon, and some creepy stalker has a vid of me "pleasure myself as I was watching porn", that he will leak to everyone I know if I don't pay just 2k dollars in bitcoins which would convert in my countries money to an exorbitant amount that I don't have so I guess everyone saw me watching porn.. he also knows my old ass password with his k00l h4ck1ng 5k1llz. I wonder why he just didn't use all this knowledge to steal my money at the bank of america. I must've got lucky.
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what's your current wallpaper? i just changed mine to picrel on my mober phone, cropped so that the hammies are centered of course
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no clue, the other pics from the photoset are close-ups so you can't tell, but i see the mantis too, who knows, though to he right it doesn't seem like there's glass>>1343119
kek amazing, saved
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Mine's picrel, I just really like the colours.
I know nonna, the webcam part is exactly what tipped me off. I had no webcam when I got this email so it was kinda funny. I keep getting these emails but now they go to spam straight away. I just find weird the bank of america and job offers, they got their victims
all wrong here. I'm being much more careful with what I click, could've fallen for the amazon and netflix ones if I used any of these.
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saved from a photographer on twitter; @ henriprestes. i just think it’s really pretty
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Eating dinner without browsing lolcor has been torture
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Meme I made
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from the 7th bunker thread
Don’t stress about it nonny
, say fuck it and be a spinster. Men are worthless anyway.
i get it nonnie
, sometimes the same thing happens with other fans of my 3D husbando, where they take jokes too literally or get upset at other fans for simply acknowledging that his strange habits and features exist even when they're not insulting those things (those weird things about him are part of the appeal in the first place kek). i don't run into those fans super often but yeah it's annoying when they do show up.
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For a moment I thought the troons had won and that lolcow was done for. I was so worried.
I know having a pet is nothing like having a child but I can't help but think I'm getting a small taste of motherhood taking care of my disabled senior dog kek. There's so much that has to be done for her everyday, bringing her water, bringing her food, changing her diaper, changing her bedding, etc etc. But I never feel tired of it. I never wonder "how am I going to keep this up in the long term?", I just do it and I know I'll do it until I lay my girl to rest.
I don't want kids, but I wonder if this is how mothers feel taking care of their babies kek. Just going through all of this thankless trouble, every day, for no other reason other than the love you feel for this helpless being. I think this is the closest I'll ever get to being a mom, except worse because this is the end of a life instead of the beginning of one.
I actually have been thinking about this a lot in the past few months but obviously it's not something I can easily form into words my feelings about it. You are not wrong, but when I look at her… I guess the best way I can put it is that it's like she's young in the mind but old in the body. She's alert and her sassy self, so it just feels to some extent like I am putting her down when she doesn't deserve to be. But it's undeniable that she is physically disabled and can't enjoy walks or playing around with me anymore. It's hard. I don't really know what to do.
I took her to the vet recently to get some medication, and she said she thinks my dog is doing quite well (still got some spunk to be snappy with the vet kek) but if I feel like it's time then the office would be there for me. She said "you'll know" but I don't really know. My dog is also my family's dog, so it isn't my decision alone even though I'm her primary caretaker. She is clean and well fed and I try to keep her as comfortable as I can, but yes, there's only so much to her quality of life that I am in control over.
I guess it would be best to really start considering it and planning our lasts together.
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AGPS COULD NEVER
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I’m so fucking grateful there isn’t kpopfags here holy shit. when lc was down I went on crystal cafe, I saw the kpop thread where I discovered choachan I was scrolling in disbelief like fuck they are actual serious retards they way they talk & interact was so unbelievably retarded
Thank you lolcow for not allowing the kpop freaks here
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You have to hide you power level
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Im horny and i want to make love to a hot guy who smells floral/nice/like vanilla, and who has pretty white long hair and green/amber/purple eyes and looks like a shoujo/yaoi character,
But a guy doesnt exist like that in real life but im so horny and idk if i should sell energy to a incubi. ah my puss-puss.
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LC going down gave me a small existential crisis tee bee aych
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Can we be his gay moms together because I also love him so much it's just unreal>>1343612
Imagine if we unknowingly met irl and we were both farmers
, he is our son. I have a plushie and keychain of him as well as like 3 mob psycho posters hahaha>>1343612
What would the actual stereotypical look of a farmer even be? I'm latina (only saying that because there was some weird consensus a while ago about farmers mostly being euro and white) and look relatively normie as well. The only thing that would give me away is my sperginess about radfeminism kek
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Tbh I might be the 1 out of a 1000 women who will never have a guy hit on me irl, kek. I am used to it, but between being bullied constantly over how I look, having had a stranger scream that I am ugly and this being totally normal for me and feeling otherwise invisible, it just feels odd seeing so many other women have this universal experience of being given male attention.Is this a good thing for them? Not really, I don't envy it. But what I do envy is the idea of feeling comfortable in my own skin and not viscerally repulsing people. The idea that I can't relate to almost all women over something so ubiquitous will never not be weird to me.
I'm really sorry nonny
. That must be painful and lonely, I hope there is a solution. Would you consider getting surgery if it's actually that extreme? Idk it makes me mad that that would even be necessary, that people treat you like that, you shouldn't have to. It's not fair. I hope you know that for every person that is an asshole to you there has to be quiet people who feel for you and don't think these awful things they do. I wish someone stood up for you but social pressure is powerful on humans. And when it comes to others' treatments of us and their opinions, the awful ones stick with us the longest and I can't blame you one bit for feeling this way but just know there's kind people out there too. I hope you find them.
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>tfw find a movie that might be nice to play in the movie room, but literally can't find a clear, non-grainy version of it anywhere
You shouldn't worry yourself with it, but if you really want to look it's Kumiko, The Treasure Hunter.
I haven't seen it, but it was recommended on here and it sounds interesting. Plus it has a Japanese lead, I know how many farmers are weebs.
Found a tranny self aware enough to admit men have it easier but I guess not enough self awareness to admit his life will always be easy because he's seen as a man.>>1343904
Lmao kek anon I'm sorry. I think male animals widely vary but for cats or dog I'd never get a male.
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omg we’re back up..yay! I missed y’all
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I’ve only ever had girl cats because male cats can be annoying from the ones I’ve come across. Their mating season yodels are the worst, I had a big orange cat stalking my little Siamese mix even when she wasn’t ready to have kittens yet. Fatass would literally sit at the window to my room and yell through the glass at 2 am for her. Sue I miss you…
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Cats are individuals, if you discriminate against any cat because of their gender you're a deeply flawed human being and will never understand the true love of cats. Shame on you.
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Last time I went on a date with a moid he kept making fun of me and laughing at me because he said I looked like picrel. We were watching a performance at a bar and I was getting nervous because I didn't want the people performing to come up to us and also I'm just not an expressive person! Now whenever I see this meme of this dumb cat it pisses me off and hurts my feelings kek. The worst part is I know exactly what facial expression he was referring to.
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please, all cats all beautiful and smart. it's not the same
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Fine. I’ll remain neutral on his muppet looking ass. He should pee less though
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>Lolcow goes down
>Anxiety and intrusive thoughts aren't as bad
>Lolcow comes back up and starts browsing again
>Anxiety suddenly gets worse again
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don't worry nonnie
, it's a relatable meme/joke
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Now, let’s hear what the fujophobes have to say about this.
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Even if I love my ugly nerd moid with all my heart, if men were suddenly to disappear en masse off the planet I would be very relieved
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mfw my boyfriend who is a man acts like a man
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Got my hair cut shorter than I had mentally prepared myself for and I hate it. If he doesn't tell me he likes it and that it looks good on me I will commit murder suicide.
At the beginning of covid I got deep into watching the backcatologue of content on him. This is retarded but it was lockdown and I got into the habit of daydrinking and laughing my ass off at these crazy long vids to pass all this spare time I suddenly had. The fact that he had a job and a gf and had regressed in both areas was fascinating to me. His life peaked at like 18. Then my drinking got to be too much… and his drinking also hit a point where it was too much to laugh at. He was passing out on lives alot of the time. I gave up the drink and I can't watch his shit anymore because it reminds me of the time I nearly turned alco too kek. The irony of me sitting at home isolated and drinking while watching him was just too much.
Hes been stewing in the same old issues for too long. But then thats true of alot of cows. He reminds me of herbs and alters in a weird way. Both tistic, both goth, both prone to addiction, seemed to be managing ok as young adults (as in socialising and working) but now they're older and constantly retelling the same handful of stories from when they were 18/19 and living more of an active life.
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911 he is holding me down but i have to get ready for work
I finally moved him and got a hmph
. Sorry sweet boy, must work for the good foods you love!
that’s good to know. It seemed a bit mean-spirited on his part (among other things he said) but to be fair I do make that facial expression all the time lol.
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Am I dumb for wanting to try out a product just because I saw it on Pinterest a couple of times and it looks pretty
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Reading the mtf thread used to be funny, but now it just makes me depressed. That disgusting girlhood fetishist is speaking for Forbes women and the giant fake nipples teacher is actually being supported. Pornsick moids are the new women, uterus-havers go sit in the corner and be quiet until we're needed for procreation or pornography. How have women's rights gone backwards like this. Why are women fine with this. Help
Women are not fine with it. The issue is that whenever any woman speaks out, moids will go ape shit and start calling her names, sending her CP, gore, death threats, rape threats, she gets doxxed, she gets fired from her job, she gets expelled from the college where she's studying.
That's why it's harder to see anyone against that shit online.
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saved from the cc bunker threads
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I use that wallpaper for my lock screen! This is my home screen
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i'm gonna quit my job and go full neet in 3 months, i'm looking forward to it
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Which of you made this?
Take a break from image boards and get a new hobby. Unfortunately though once you've been redpilled on the troon menace you can never go back.
I was just getting mad earlier that people were shipping a trans character I liked with a girl because I couldn't take him potentially being an agp lmao
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semper fi to all the nonnies posting yaoi and sexy anime men in the tranny pedo thread it was an honor fighting by your sides
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Should I report this?
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Iiiii love to love you baby
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>mfw I wait until the last minute to piss/eat/shower and imagine I'm a sim with a red bar being set back to green when I finally do it
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Hgnnn must buy this STUFFIE
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Besides Her where else can a girl find other ladies to smooch and appreciate? Asking for myself.
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look around the park
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Yeeeeah, get that tasty clean juice nonnie
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Brown butter is extremely overrated.
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The one on the left is literally so much hotter to me. I love when men inherit those neanthertal traits
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i got the perfect man for you
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I raise you
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YouTube shorts has made me obsessed with tortoise especially the baby ones.
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I love tortoises so much
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me every day
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It's so sad when it gets really late at night and lolcow is slow because the only anons up are Europeans
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I consider myself a very unattractive woman but then one day I did a genderbent app thing that was dumb and basically the only thing it did was give me a very slightly stronger jaw and short hair, all other features the same, and I looked like Chad. It also doesn't help I'm 6 feet tall.
1% of me kind of understands women that want to larp as men now and I hate it.
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>Tfw pakichan posts another photo of a bunch of random Pakistani/Middle Eastern people
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SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
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I broke my glasses and its going to take until friday to get them fixed, i don't know what to do i am practically blind without them so i can't work/practice. I guess now is a good time to sit and try to think about life and all that stuff, maybe try to make a schedule and work on my anxiety
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That's how I see NA posters. Love you too nonichka
Anons share ideas for comics, characters, etc. and other people in the thread build on it from there. Sort of like group brainstorming. From the board:>It works like a community toy chest. In the /coc/ threads you are free to post whatever ideas/settings/characters you want, but you have to be OK with other people playing with them (tweaking them, putting them in stories, using them for things, etc.)
The closest thing I can find are the Draw My OC threads, those died pretty fast though.
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i got this rose body scrub and it smells like heaven. i'm practically huffing the bottle, this is insane.
one of the professors at my old uni got #metoo'd and he also went on odd rants, but a little more relaxed and about his personal life, like a time he ate chocolate with cheese lmao. he wore stylish clothes for a small uni moid professor (the bar was on the floor tbf) and he was japanese so half the students had a crush on him. it's like a suit and the right ethnicity
makes braindead students fall in love despite the redflags
It's an economics class. Yeah there is enough teaching but when we are supposed to do assignments he just roams around the class and starts to ramble to random people about how he always buys all of the new apple products and that he would never drink instant coffee or some shit.>>1346247
Yeah same thing here the bar for mens looks is on the floor and all of the other male professors are old and fat so all of the attention is on him kek
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>look at pretty art
>sad no more
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Something I’ve learned from the sims 4 is that people can’t handle free will at all, I always have to turn their free will off in order to do things that I want them to
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What's wrong with pic rel nona
Kek that’s exactly it. I don’t exactly remember what his eyes looked like at this point since it was a few years ago, but they were definitely sanpaku eyes lol. Oh to have a nerdy bf with serial killer eyes and a PhD in a random, useless subject… >>1346334
Lmao yeah sounds like a nerd alright. What class was he teaching? I feel for people who studied things related to STEM or management because it sounds like the profs just make things pointlessly hard.
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I have a huge stupid crush on the guy that works at the gym i go to he's so cute and isn't a trashy bong scrote with a billion tattoos and fake tan, I think he is slavic or something but I have such an autistic crush on him I want to kms, and today he said my name and I nearly passed out.
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I wish there was a way to keep track of the threads I posted in.
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I am disappointed by the anons in the Nerdy guy crush thread. Not surprised, but disappointed
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Anyone here listen to the new rina sawayama album..?
It was so so disappointing and faggy but as usual this is what happens when gays hijack female artists it happened with grimes, caroline polacheck, charli xcx etc
We need to stop gay men from ruining our music!!! it’s for girls only
Why nona, do you know a guy?>>1346499
Oh wow anon I’m sorry. Fuck that guy and I can’t believe you had one of the highest grades in that class and it still fucked you over. If you were competent enough to do well in that class (comparatively), then I’m sure you are going to do great in the future even if that class fucked you over in some ways. The prof I had a crush on was so laidback. We even had a group discussion in the weeks leading up to the final as to what questions we thought would be fair for him to put on the test. Nerdy profs who give unfair grades and don’t care about their students deserve to get tripped in public and have their books spill all over the floor.
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Left or right
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I don't get how people wearing long sleeve shirts just wash their hands without pushing up their shirts… You freaks, are you okay with having sopping wet sleeves?!
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More like Code Gay Ass, am I right nonnie
? Eyyyy. Am I right???
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I don't a thing about tattoos, but there's no way this is gonna heal and still look good right? The lines are so thin, it literally looks like an ink pen scribble.
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I fucking love hey arnold.
I started rewatching it recently and arnold is a legend he’s so cool I should really be more like him, mellow and cool-headed with a funky room on top of that
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If you have a cool face like this, call me
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Picrel is one of those albums I wish I could listen to again for the first time. That and The Family Jewels by Marina and The Diamonds. Electra Heart too.
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Being a tranny is such a quintessential male thing. A woman is made and tampered with like an object in their minds even though they are walking, full-fledged humans
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Yeaah that was one of my favroite episodes I even found a “steal his look” meme and it’s actually really cute Id unironically wear this
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Saddens me a little they changed his design in the new movie and now it clearly looks like a shirt. I thought he was a cool kid wearing a skirt just because.
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So he's wearing it cholo style under a fitted shirt and then a jacket? that doesn't sound comfortable
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bugs on the puter
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>tfw you immediately delete your joke because you feel like it's too dumb, but then some anon responds to it in less than a second
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Quick, into the portal!
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No way I'm outta here
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We will stop at nothing to find you>cue Eagle and Crow, the series
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>me, looking at you, looking at me
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Sorry about the late reply nona–and thank you for the sympathy.
I need jaw surgery for mostly functional reasons (it's hard for me to speak, causing me a lot of lightning-like pain - I also pronounce things worse than the girl that became a massive meme over how poorly she spoke - and I have about 6 different bite issues) but it's so expensive that I can't really imagine saving up enough for it ever so…I don't even really want to talk about it. Also, I don't know if it'd improve my looks.
And idk. My doomer take is because I can't really see myself getting to a point where I am able to make a genuine connection with someone. I am constantly exhausted, terrified of being seen, etc. This new flood of bad feelings came because my mom pointed at the gym being a good place to meet new people. And. God. I felt so goddamned guilty and ashamed. Because I hadn't had one good conversation IRL with anybody in years. I've been barely getting by. I practically faint the second I get home because of my fatigue. I feel so terrible just not being the daughter my mom would have wanted. I feel terrible at the idea that I could try to meet new people and there is no way I even could, being the way I am. Guess a part of me is mourning the fact that I'll never have a life besides trying to make money here and there.
Anyway, sorry about the blogpost. I am trying to take things one day at a time and not be a burden to my mom.
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Really proud of myself for jogging 20 miles this week. Immediately threw my progress out the window by getting home and drinking 4 glasses of whiskey god bless
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Not this time
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Wish my brother wasn't such an autistic ragetard piece of shit, sometimes I even wonder if he has male BPD
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Mot over baby Yoda
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Higgins & Burke Naturals orange pekoe! I’ve been asking on and off for years, finally!
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Why do reddit pickmes seem to think all of us were born yesterday and don't know how push up bras and tops work?
>Wears obvious push up bras and a cleavage shirt and asks for opinions
>People call her out for trying to get comments on her boobs
>Ummm??? Do you think I should wear a turtleneck or something? Stop being pervs
Everyone knows what push up bras look like in shirts vs naturally large breasts, what's the point of wearing a push up bra and shirt that shows cleavage if you freak out over boob comments?
That's normal nonnie
why are you getting mad at this woman
That's such a weird conclusion to come up with all because I said it's easy to tell the difference between natural boobs and push up bra boobs. Natural boobs in a normal bra have natural droop where as push up bras pull up and squish boobs together>>1347156
Because it makes women look bad when we genuinely want people to not give us attention, I'm not necessarily mad I just think it's stupid to purposely enhance body parts you claim you don't want to draw any attention too. It's as stupid as if a moid started packing socks and crying about people talking about his dick
Ehh, I believe that women should have higher classic consciousness, yes, but I also think women aren't a monolith.
You are acting like she makes all women look bad which…uhh. We don't know what she wants and you have ascribed onto her being some poster child of feminine hypocrisy regardless. We shouldn't give male logic so much credence.
Also, I feel like you might have a hang up on boobs in general. Just a feeling.
I'm with you nonnie
. If you need self confidence set a difficult goal for yourself and then accomplish it, don't post titty pics to one of the most coombrained spaces on the internet. She knows what she's doing
This is how I feel aswell. Women have cleavage all the time, that outfit is tame and acceptable.>what's the point of wearing a push up bra and shirt that shows cleavage if you freak out over boob comments?
This comment is borderlining on the logic moids use to justify rape because "she wore xyz so she asked for it"
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i cant work so i am going to spend all night playing ocarina of time
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Thank you very much nonny
♥ it looked worse than it was. It didn’t feel much different to stubbing a toe or trapping a finger in a door.
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Reddit is a wholesomerino website!! If this woman wants to post an uncensored picture of her face and cleavage on Reddit it's definitely an empowering and good idea. Make some new friends, queen! It's the frontpage of the internet so it must be safe for women!
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i miss drawing so much nonnies i want to get over with my commissions aaaaaa
heck yes i played it for a bit as a child and it was fun but i didnt get too far, now i am trying to spend more times learning the mechanics>>1347231
that's really adorable
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I hate letterboxd users they gave this shit garbage ass movie a 3.5 and all of the top reviews are 5 stars with stupid unfunny one liners. Any other reviewers who write valid criticism get bombarded in the replies with retarded zoomers saying “oh so you hate fun??” Fuckkkkk this app and the people on it and fuck me for watching this movie
Kek please explain more nonny
, do you have caps? I wonder what they said about it
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Dollskill is having a collaboration with pickle rick
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this is so tacky why
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healthy snacks? i want to stop wolfing down oreos
i saw pickle rick while watching the new chip and dale movie (also its a nice one-time watch, i liked it)
Apple slices with cinnamon, cut them vertical into uneven like chips. Mango, peel and blend it, stick in freezer for a few hours with cap on, it's like sorbet. Cotton candy grapes, dessert tea, sweet flavor gum could help cravings, make kale chips with your favorite seasonings, popcorn, cucumber sliced in containers, deviled eggs, if you're hungry in between a meal maybe roll 1-3 lunch meat with cheese slice (or fake chz if no dairy)
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thoughts about him?
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I've got more of that
You there nonnie
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Just masturbated ferociously to Sam claflin in Snow White, I look like Kristen Stewart so it was a perfect self insert, new fav movie
Yessssss nonna I loved that
I’m not usually a Chris hemsworth type but I liked him a lot in it
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I'm so stressed during my driving lesson, I'm sweating super hard and I'm griping the wheel like picrel because of the non stop fear of killing people because i'm too slow in the head.
>>1347308>How are you afab and transwoman at the same time?>Sex is different than gender>Just because you say you have experienced different struggles than other cis women, doesn't mean you are a trans woman! (lol the irony)>anyone who says they're a trans woman is a trans woman, terf>To be a trans woman you need to transition!>I've taken measures to transition therefore I'm trans.
They basically just said I couldn't transition because 'transwoman' wasn't an identity (lol) and I that I couldn't transition because my sex and gender 'align', and I just copy and pasted arguments from Kikomi's (the afab transwoman biotrans girl troll) twitter in response. Even got one to say that not all identities are in fact valid
and having a different opinion is not a hatecrime.
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I just pulled right in front of some country ass dude in a truck today. He was basically slowed to a stop because of traffic, and I thought he would be nice and let me in, but when he didn't I just decided to be aggressive and pulled in front of him. He was honking his horn like crazy but I don't give a fuck. I think I have radfem brain cancer, I just want to take up as much space as possible and inconvenience men every day. Get fucked truck man, I hope he tells his friends about how a crazy bitch in a Subaru almost got him in an accident today. I hope he knows I did it because I hate him
i love you radfem nonnie
, God's work.
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I swear I'm not actively trying to hate men, but every time I let go a little, my brain chips in with a thought like "when your mom got married, it was still legal to rape your wife" or "I wonder how those facial abuse women are doing today?" and I go into a fucking RAGE. How can people act like my hatred of men is unfounded? I appreciate you nonnas, this is the only place I can go to regain some sanity.
You got this nonna!!! I just learned to drive earlier this year and it was so nerve wracking! My instructor didn't speak any English and he just threw me off the deep end, but I got my license on the first try and I quite like driving now (but I will admit that I'm still no good by any means).
It's super scary but you got this! Are you using a driving school? Does your instructor have a brake pedal on their side of the car? Can you switch your lesson times to earlier in the day when there's less cars/people out? It's definitely information overload for new drivers when you're out on the road (it still is for me). Getting used to switching my foot to go to the pedal I wanted is a real struggle (would press on the gas/brake when I meant to switch) but I think it gets easier over time and it becomes muscle memory.
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Do you have a nice rabbit hole website that isn't reddit for quick/no brain reads when waiting or in public transports?
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Everyone this is supposed to hit will know, the list is long. that annoying ass Troon that keeps fucking around here, I hope it hits you twice.
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I curse every mtf troon to never, ever be a woman, no matter what they do to themselves
Oh shit I'm magic, it worked nonas
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Because I have this saved on my camera roll and want to delete it kek
holy cow that is the worst spacing I've ever done. My IQ dropped below sea level in the span of writing this shit up. >>1347830
just so you know this is the nature of late-stage capitalism the more attention thing gets, the more it's commodified, cut up, curated, etc. The original soul decays. Depressing how transparent it is these days.
It was millenials who started this whole genderspecial autism zoomer retards just followed it>>1347836
I cant even remember what music was popular in the 2010's, or specific tv shows that shaped the decade, or even fashion, it was soooo bland. It sad that also the worst shit sticked and carried on in the 2020's like that shitty SU and western anime artstyle that zoomers use. Everything became so corporate tho, the thing i hate the most is westerners trying to make anime shit "hip" if i see another soundcloud rapper with anime aesthetic, i swear-
hey im typically the celebricows maker but i was busy yesterday, i can make it now in a hour or something. So you can alos post that in celebricows.
I also have to think of what to name the thread.
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What about Avatar the Last Airbender? Came to mind bc a friend said it's super fake and tries too hard to emulate anime.
Wait, can you post evidence of the theft? I'm also a huge Gintama fan and I never knew this, nor that the silliness in some episodes ruin all of them.
Should Avatar have remained serious through the entire show or never tried doing silly expressions?
Maybe give an example of an animated western show that does it better.
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oo oo ah ah
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I just fixed the bug infestation in my bathroom by killing every single bug with my bare hands, and I’m deadly afraid of them normally! I sometimes experience this phenomenon I dubbed “silly mode” which helps me get over my inhibitions when I feel threatened. Does this mean my phobia of insects is fake? Who knows!
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I regret looking up the workings behind catfish so much. I already suspected it worked the way it works, but having it confirmed took all the fun out of it. When I didn't know for sure, I still could tell myself I could be wrong.
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I STILL HAVE TWO WHOLE HOURS OF WORK LEFT AAAAAAAA HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
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talked to a new chatbot about games and he seemed to forget hes supposed to be a boy. i guess the bot is made from twitter and reddit comments kekhttps://beta.character.ai/
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>pass by nerd guy thread
>seeing recent posts
>me, trying to have hope in my fellow non
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There's a community of women I loved but I got suspicious because the administration is constantly quiet (yes, more so than lolcow's) and hasn't said anything for months. I don't know if I'm paranoid for not wanting to participate anymore.
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I met a moid at my job, he talked casually about a book he was writing and asked me if I wanted to read it. I was too dumb to say no so I gave him my email. The "book" is nothing but his random thoughts about his life as a college student 15 years ago. It literally sounds like he was using speech to text to write it, that's how horrible it sounds. Anyway he wrote about this girl he was fooling around with, and when he saw she had blonde pubes he immediately "pissed semen" onto her stomach (his words). When I read this I literally YELLED and stopped reading, I actually felt nauseous. Why did he think I would want to read this?? I feel extra gross because he talks about his love for blondes in the "book" and I'm blonde… was he wondering what my pubes look like? idk nonnas. puke
I'm glad I made your bad day a bit better, reading it made my day objectively worse kek>>1348123
he's definitely retarded, the man is at least 30 and in the book he goes on and on about how he "could've made it" playing hockey
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I wish that some network had snatched this up and made it onto a cartoon back in the day. I was so obsessed with these designs and would’ve gotten my parents to shill out a ton of money for them kek
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i kind of want to call off work tomorrow bc i ordered some expensive shoes online, meant to come tomorrow, and my package was stolen last time so now im paranoid
Same; she gives very much Buttercup vibes so that's probably why. Love how cool and chic she looks.
I also find Jupiter adorable. Don't understand why the redesign got rid of her bell bottom pants.
Definitely up there for me she'd be one of my faves probably, I love her design it's a really good Mercury. Usually people dont care about that little planet>>1348217
I love hippy characters
What's the goth one represent? The night sky?
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i dont like most of the redesigns but this one is super cute
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Randomly saw this girl on IG who got all the typical surgeries Koreans get to “be prettier” but keeps acting like they were medically necessary lmao
Ptosis = double eyelid surgery for bigger eyes
TMJ jaw issues = jaw bone shaving for V line
Deviated septum = got a nose implant for a higher bridge
Also she looked better before.
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I was having crazy writers block, but now I'm having a happy time writing about my Skyrim fan characters. Sure it's not an original universe, and it's a romance of sub-Twilight quality, but I really love coming home and making up more adventures for them. Soon they're gonna get married
Pic not related, I just love it too
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Beyonce was right when she said you're not supposed to put blue lights on a black girl
>t. looked in the mirror while sitting in front of the Sims 4 loading screen
You should! It's so nice. I just open a notepad file on my computer and write whatever adventure I want. I have a whole folder full of nonsense that doesn't even connect, and reading it just makes me feel so warm and good for some reason. I bet our characters would be friends!>>1348378
Aw thank you
Disregard my previous post >>1348484
I thought I was in the vent thread oh my god
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I saw this "lumberjack cold process soap" with a design of the tranny flag but no mention of trans or gender shit on the description of the product page.https://www.statelinesoapery.com/home/Lumberjack-Cold-Process-Soap-p263031374
Is this a psyop or just some confused person that makes soaps?
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oh god nonnie
, what the hell, can you outwardly say to him that it is absolutely stupid and disgusting or will you loose your job ?
Would avoid. That’s very deliberate and weird. Also as a PoB (person of blondness) does anyone else have like blonde pubes around the vulva but then brown on the groin, like a wig? Or do i just have a goofy ahh crotch>>1348535>manchester>misdemeanour and felony
sounds about right
Well words have more than one meaning and it is literally just the word "boy" so maybe don't tinfoil about anons being pedophiles when you said yourself the thread specifies its about men
and the art is clearly of men
didn't get any responses? lmao
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why are glasses made for women always so small? do girls normally have narrow child-sized heads? or am i just a monster with a big head that male glasses fit better? tried on a few female pairs and instantly felt like just my head was obese i wish they'd make frames for big headed girls that didn't make you look so chunky? my head isn't even that big because a lot of hats fit me well
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I wish I had brown eyes
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What if we're not done yet evolving our way of walking? We went from walking on all fours, but what if we used to walk on all fours in the wrong direction and are in the middle stage of turning it around into the right?
My mom told me when i was in kindergarten that my eyes are brown (rest of family blue or green) because I am “full of shit”
Thanks bpd mom no foreseeable damage there
so many women's pairs are some ugly tortoiseshell color that looks like barf or bright uncoordinatable colors and 90% of them are made out of fucking plastic so they break fucking instantly. unless they're the Tumblry harry potter glasses which makes almost every woman look like she has a moon face and the frames always have fucking tiny ass wires that break asap. All the practical glasses are all either fucking tiny sexy secretary glasses or massive unflattering cateye shapes!! i just buy giant metal programmer glasses from the male section every time so I dont have to CONSTANTLY CRANE MY FUCKING NECK to adjust my glasses to see like I do with typical those sexy slim
frames. DO NOT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON HAVING RHINESTONES ON THE FUCKING LENSES. my grandma got me those as a kid and I fucking couldn't see for shit EVER. sorry for the sperg i hate being a foureyes
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Why does this lolcow screencap have 31k notes on tumblr
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I've got the baby fever again. My little girl is asking for siblings (at two years old… seriously) and her adorable requests are kicking my urges to have another baby into overdrive. I want to be a proud warrior mama with her brood close by, ready to fuck shit up at a moment's notice. Raise my little ones to be better than what came before them. I also just want to snuggle them ceaselessly but hey I love my babies. Also want to say I'm not promoting that everynonnie needs to have babies, I just like my own and everynonnie has her choice. Babies or no, you're amazing and beautiful. Live your life to your standards and no one else's. Okay I'm done with my dumbass sperg.
I stand nonnie
with you but isn't 2yrs is a little bit too young? Idk how it was your pregnancy but the late months with a 2yrs old running around you sounds rough, maybe when she starts kindergarten and it's a bit more independent? Where i live 3-4 yrs between kids is ideal.
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This is really cute. As someone who loves children but doesn't feel the need to give birth to any, I fully support you and wish nothing but health any happiness for you and your warrior brood. Blessings to the mothers of the human race
They're retarded. Anyone who outs herself as a farmer or promotes lc isn't a nonnie
for me, just a plain retard.
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i am nerdfucker and even i think some of the nonnas have shit taste but i dont wanna tell them because i aint better than them
Bitch please die. Better yet please accept a ride from a stinky unibrowed weirdo with no door handle inside the passenger seat of his car so you can experience the horror of every one of his victims
, who he raped and murdered. Shut the fuck up you dumb ho.
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Male serial killers are all limp-dicked dead-eyed animals. There is nothing sexy about a moid who victimizes people weaker than him just because nobody stopped him from killing cats as a kid and he got addicted to being a demon. If you simp for serial killers you have an empathy-deficient scrote brain. Picrel, look into her eyes and tell her how hot serial murderers are. God I fucking hate edgy kids who think real life is like the movies. That other nonna is 100% right
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>especially itchy mosquito bites
>go to store
>taking benadryl helps the bites, so surely benadryl topically would be good?
>apply to bites
>annoying giant pimple from a sugar binge
>it destroyed the bite inflammation so maybe…
>pimple is significantly less inflamed the next morning and can be covered with makeup easily
TLDR use this as a spot treatment if you don’t want to bring a pimple to a head using retinol. It actually works pretty well.
I don't know what the lolcow word is for saying I'm the OP but I'm the OP of the pubes post, I'm anonymus here so whatever, my pubes are blonde/white and they get brown at the tips. Definitely not the "bright blonde" the coomer described.>>1348535
It's ok! he only showed up for a few days and then stopped coming. I work in a pretty large store and I was careful not to tell him about what times I work.
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>reach for the door knob of the bathroom
>continue fumbling it like i never opened a door in my life
conclusion: if you ever feel like you should be really good at something like drawing just because you've been doing it a long time, save yourself the pain. sometimes you just have a bad door-opening day and that's alright
I agree nonnie
, but at least it was my email rather than my number
Historical moids? Like George Washington or something? Lmfao
If it isn't someone she's met, it's an idealized version and therefore not real. Sexual orientation is all about who you want to bang irl
You’re lucky I’m in class right now (college not high school kek) otherwise I’d start hornyposting all of my 3d historical husbandos from 1840-1950>>1348976
Then I’d have less time for lc! That’s unacceptable
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>>1349055>not wanting a man born in the 1890s
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My new glasses are ready for me to get them and I just took my little vitamin gummies. My anxiety isn't kicking my ass so far. Today is a good day. I even went a little crazy and took an extra gummy.
why would you willingly poison yourself
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Young George was pretty cute though
No anon, where have you
been? What are you talking about?
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This one is from 1847. Hnnng~
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Apparently most people should be taking vitamins and supplements because modern vegetables and food products don’t provide as much nutritional value as it used to years ago.
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George W for all the nonnas
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If you're still here fucker, know that I'll always identify as a lesbian and you can't stop me. I might get off to imagining men having their noses broken, but dicks are disgusting and I'll never touch a man as long as I live. You're a coward who deletes your comments anyway. You can never throw down against my 30+ year old virgin wizard powers. Call the cops, they can't save you
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Why do some of you type “unalive” and “off” in reference to killing. This isn’t twitter or TikTok kek Be urself..
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men from history are literally the only men worth simping for
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1930s 3d husbando
Zoomerism is a very serious disease>>1349182
Get well soon
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>tfw looking at a vegan/vegetarian recipe video with a meat substitute and there's comments from meat-eaters complaining about it
Why are you even here. Clearly it's not for you.
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Have another cat since it seems like we may be getting raided (and because these idiots are infighting now, shaking my head.)
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i am 21, men just age like crap and i am not looking forward to dating someone and seeing them rot
No, you were 100% right to correct me. Shit posting is all well and good, but I never want to trivialize what my grandmothers went through. If we just act bullheaded all the time and don't consider that we might occasionally be wrong, we're no better than the moids.
Okay we'd still be better, but not by enough.
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Aaron Taylor Johnson fancam insert
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DO NOT OPEN THIS IMAGE
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Sorry nonna, here’s my historical scrote-murdering waifu from the 1860s
yeah I know historical moids are usually misogynists and whatever but I want them to join my boy harem and become homosexual sex slaves not my wedded equals I hope this ends the infight now kekekek
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I started using a gentle face cleanser on my vagina and I like it.
Also why is this cat being washed in the sink
No one posted Ted Bundy in the nerd thread kek. Are you talking about Ted Kaczynski? And all of his victims
I accidentally used vaginal wash in my hair recent and it made it really silky.
And before this turns into a vagina washing sperg out, it's the kind used on your outer parts.
It's to show how even when women have a decade less of life experience than scrotes, we're still infinitely more mature and reasonable
Tbh it was probably just to spare moids the harrowing fate of looking at an older actress
I meant that Ted Kaczynski was posted in the nerd thread (not Ted Bundy) and that all of Ted Kaczynski's victims
were men. Sorry, I realize my wording was shitty on that post
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Damm I used to think that emotional incest and mother son/husband relationships existed only in South Asia and The Middle east, didn't realize they happened in the west as well(its so fucking messed up and cringe to witness IRL),
>>1349583>so do you want her to be short, tall, skinny>i want her to be my age
Kek >you want her to be skinny, thicc, fat?>skinny>what do you consider mommy
KEK this is awful
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How does fondant taste? My issue with Fondant cakes is I see people putting all kinds of shit, powders and tastes and it doesn't seem like they care about the taste of the cake, when they add random edible things so they can make the cake. Like say someone is making a strawberry Shortcake, but the theme of the cake is like Alligater. So they'll use like Coco Powder or something tp paint on the hunks of fondont.
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Frogs vs. Toads, Crocadiles vs. Alligators, Turtles vs. Tortise, Mice vs. Rats…I don't know something about how all these animals have similar bigger sisters weird me out.
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Screw fondant cake, make me a marzipan covered cake.
Wait why isn’t anyone making marzipan covered cakes?
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There's so much infighting going on in different threads and I cannot keep up
If someone says kids should be SA'd you'd better believe I'm gonna fight them, I don't care if it's nonny
violence, the other nonny
is a nonce, nonna
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Men are fucking deranged.
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Ohh I see. Yeah I totally know what you mean, it does suck. It takes like an hour to prep a lot of times & it's worth it in the end but I went through the same lamentation as you. You can try prepping common ingredients on the weekend or whatev and keep them in airtight containers (Sorry I know yr just venting & not necessarily looking for suggestions per se). Related: I want picrel. The only thing about that is what happens when the blades get dull?
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Men are deranged: pt II
Thank you anon, I do appreciate it!>The only thing about that is what happens when the blades get dull?
I've heard foil can sharpen blades
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ok, this is probably just a sign of some deep defect on my part…but I literally don't understand the concept of crushing or fantasizing about anyone I don't know extremely well. Even when I was 12 I was terrified at the concept of being let down so I basically solely idealized fictional characters, not even celebrities, and to this day I've never really felt sexually attracted to anyone real. I can't believe I can be so weird yet so wonderbread bland at the same time.
A lot of abusive
people have adopted the language either to 1. Undermine the meanings or 2. Overcompensate and pretend they’re so in tune. They’re always so transparent about it though.
I have genuinely never, ever seen a normal person be like “omg ya I’m sooooo abusive
” or make satirical references to abuse outside of the basic “When your enbie roomie sock says you’re abusive
for making them do the dishes” routine. However I can count four people in the last like month who are genuinely abusers on paper that keep making overcompensation tweets like “omg I’m suu abusive
eye roll emoji” and it’s glaringly transparent.
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You love throwing stones in glass houses. In fact it seems like it’s your special skill!! You excel at it at such an impressive level.
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I'm not a funko pop person but I just saw that they have TLC ones and oh my gosh they're so cute!
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i did my boyfreinds makeup and somehow he turned out looking like my sister
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Tfw you thought you were straight but you have a crush on this woman and don't want to scare her off and>>1346609
Ayrt, me too.. What twist of fate is this, I hope we're talking about the same person kek.
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With the recent announcement of HM:AWL getting a switch remake I got nostalgic and got my GameCube out to replay it. I wanted to ask you guys what I should call my first cow, but while typing I realized that Elsie is the most obivous, and only, choice.
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guess who’s anon’s boyfriend this is
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It was because I watched picrel in the background when I got my first horse in HM:FoMT.
You should try it nonny
. Unless you’re based enough to be completely celibate or lesbian.
you don’t want money anon? >>1350800
stealing their cash and wallets >>> insulting scrotes which would feed into their future dominatrix fetish