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No. 1143222

retard containment zone
Previous thread >>>/ot/1130557

No. 1143226

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fist

No. 1143227

Oh hell yeah

No. 1143229

>>1143017
Ayrt, I know being scared of new foods is irrational. I guess for me, the fear might stem from conditions that I grew up in. I'm not really willing to get into specifics on here so I know this may not make sense without actual context, but in the back of my mind there's always a lurking fear that the food will either taste/feel gross or be contaminated with something. Like I said, I'm always willing to try new food but that fear doesn't always go away after I try it and there are foods I will never eat again. Again, I know it's irrational and food is just food. Eating from other people's houses is also weird for me but I think that's somewhat normal.
>how many foods are actually so bad that you have to spit them out
I'm not really sure what you mean by this, I'm not afraid of spitting it out.

No. 1143230

wish we could post mp4s here instead of nerdy ass webms

No. 1143235

>>1143230
fucking SAME I need to convert shit every fucking goddamn time, at least make it an option

No. 1143242

i don't understand why certain features like lip sizes or something are constantly associated with race when i'm not white and have the same supposedly 'white' features

No. 1143245

>>1143242
Some traits show up in certain races more than others.

No. 1143247

It's Courtney, it's Courtney!

No. 1143249

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we always have some shit going down around the holidays. the romanianon meltdown during christmas, the bunker days and constant raids during and after valentines day, the moid raid last weekend on easter. there's always shit going on here but the holidays seem to really being out the worst

No. 1143259

>>1143249
his tail fucking brocken o h my god

No. 1143267

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my favourite brand of feminism are the girls who idolise jodi. Absolute stacies

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>>1143267
Since I just saved yours I'll trade one of mine

No. 1143272

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>>1143271
thank you babe here’s another one

No. 1143273

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>>1143272
Thank you queen

No. 1143276

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MY SISTERS
When will my reflection show, who I am, inside…

No. 1143277

Jodi Arias’ trial was actually a farce. She should be eligible for parole.

No. 1143278

>>1143276
#JodiDidNothingWrong

No. 1143280

>>1143277
That trial was fucking bullshit and everyone who knows the full story knows it.

No. 1143283

>>1143273
>>1143272
where can i find more of these? i wanna make a folder hehe

No. 1143285

try and tell me this girl isn't a dream

No. 1143298

>>1143280
10000%. It’s sad that the narrative of the crime was first controlled by media sensation and Jodi being shoehorned into the ”femme fatale” trope, and now by retarded True Crime YouTubers who look to follow the same formula to generate more clicks, because, of course, more clicks = more $$$$. That’s what motivated Jodi’s trial. Both the lead DA and the prosecutor (both disbarred!) released books and went on media tours about Jodi.

Jodi’s crime was your average bpdfag committing a crime of passion. The only reason she was crucified as badly as she was was because 1) she’s attractive and 2) she murdered a Mormon in the state of AZ. It didn’t matter that Travis Alexander is on tape fantasizing about Jodi sounding like a 13-year-old having her first orgasm—Mormons always stick together and sweep misdeeds under the rug. The judge denied all juror questions pertaining to that avoidant behavior of Mormons, when it’s a valid question and would explain Jodi’s rationale.

This case just annoys me, because it’s much more than a scorned ex-lover killing the man because he was moving on.

No. 1143300

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>>1143283
I get mine from tumblr kek

No. 1143371

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Based behavior

No. 1143376

>>1143371
Throwing your life away all to get revenge on the most mediocre scrote isn't based.

Her just walking away and maybe sending that audio clip of him going 'hurrdurr you sound just like a 12 year old girl having her first ogasm when you cum hurrhur' to his parents would've been based.

No. 1143377

>>1143371
Honestly such an icon.

No. 1143378

>>1143371
What's this from?

No. 1143379

>>1143376
His parents would've supported him and she'd only be humiliated. Women should ignore and move on, those men shit themselves the most when they get ignored.

No. 1143386

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She's unhinged but I've been yelling SHUT UP unironically.

No. 1143393

>>1143230
Same. I have a bunch of funny MP4s but I'm too lazy to learn how to properly convert them to webm without losing quality.

No. 1143396

>>1143386
i saw the potato rant a while ago but just recently discovered her and i've been hooked. i can't watch 90 day fiance anymore and she fills the void

No. 1143400

>>1143378
jodi arias' interogation video

No. 1143403

>>1143386
Who is this? Intrigued now wanna watch

No. 1143411

>>1143403
HRH Collection on Youtube

No. 1143413

>>1143411
kek she has a video where she wants to talk shit about faghags but has a bit about not being able to say the f slur but she can say it if she wants!!! just not on here! i only saw a few videos of here but she's hilarious

No. 1143442

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Jodi was never accepted into the Mormon community because they thought she was a witch. They would’ve blamed Jodi for corrupting Travis with her witch powers if she ever released that tape while he was alive.

No. 1143597

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if my friends told me i remind them of kiryu
are they complimenting me or signaling i'm autistic and a virgin in the nicest way possible

No. 1143616

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I hate the museum of modern art in Zagreb, literally the worst place I ever set foot in
1) There's an armchair with an umbrella placed on it displayed as art
2) I went there as a fifth grader and there was a huge photograph of a naked old man it ruined my life
3) Wtf

No. 1143618

>>1143616
Wtf is this image

No. 1143630

>>1143618
"modern art"
museum anon did they ever display the infamous urinal

No. 1143631

im sorry. i am weak. and i cannot help you move the upright washer/dryer

No. 1143641

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>>1143630
Do you mean the Duchamp "fountain"? No, it's not an important enough place. But there was a sideways car.

No. 1143645

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No. 1143651

>>1143645
>durdur shitty art by women isn't shitty!

No. 1143663

Today I witnessed a man outside my local church waving his arms and having either a religious experience or.. an episode

No. 1143665

>>1143645
How tf am i a retard for not knowing and just asking, you hurt my feeling (1)

No. 1143668

>>1143663
Both seem like the same thing to me.

No. 1143673

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Adding agoutis to the list of animals we need to domesticate. It's like a Guinea pig with long legs.

No. 1143683

I got my belly button pierced and it looks cute AF but if I move too drastically it starts yelling at me

No. 1143689

>>1143673
I love it so much

No. 1143697

>>1143249
>Valentin raids
Man scrotes really are pathetic

No. 1143713

>>1143271
Lana X Jodi is the only crossover that matters

No. 1143719

Why am I so weird. I am more compassionate towards people online where I'm anonymous rather than irl. I like hyping nonnies up (unless they're being really annoying) but I'll tell almost everyone to fuck off within minutes of interacting with them in person. I was born to be a shut-in.

No. 1143721

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Putin's secret wife/pickme got same fillers as him!

No. 1143731

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>>1143673
Delete agoutis, add chevrotains.

No. 1143740

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>>1143731
Why not both? You're telling me you don't want this precious baby roaming around your home anon?

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>>1143731
I love their lil fangz

No. 1143763

>>1143731
>>1143746
Wildlife's Next Top Model

No. 1143765

>>1143746
What a vicious little cutie

No. 1143878

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>go outside on a hot day
>shorts and a t-shirt so I don't melt
>see many people wearing jackets, oversized sweatshirts, pants and so on
Are they insane? Am I? How can they do this?

No. 1143886

>>1143878
If I'm doing this, it's because I got dressed at 6am when it was chilly outside and somehow it's hot and humid at 2pm and I'm too lazy or can't change

No. 1143902

>>1143886
Huh that might explain it. The weather has been back and forth lately. Just threw me off to see so many people make the same mistake. I check a weather app when I'm getting dressed.

No. 1143913

Help me nonnas i have a charlie horse in my foot out of nowhere it hurts aaaaa why is this happening to me

No. 1143915

>>1143719
kek same I'm so warm and nice on the internet but irl I'm the coldest and most distant person I know and I hate being affectionate. It makes me mad, I want to be like this irl too but it feels so fucking awkward

No. 1143918

I bought the most autistic looking sandals they're so comfortable though and they have pink on them I'm happy my feet won't die this summer

No. 1143927

>>1143913
Squeeze your buttocks as hard as you can

No. 1143931

>>1143913
When I've gotten them I usually punch the shit out of my calf.

No. 1143989

I think we should start using the word "gal" to refer to each other more often. Kind of like an equivalent of "guy". I don't know why but I really like the word "gal".

No. 1143991

>>1143878
I don't get how they do it. I see people in sweaters and windbreakers and long pants in weather where I am melting in short sleeves and I see dudes jogging in shorts and t-shirts in the winter when it's snowing. I am convinced people are broken.

No. 1144001

>>1143991
Kek, I at least lean toward the latter because I sweat so easily. My ideal weather is probably chillier than most people's. But at least in the cold you can add layers should you need it, in contrast once you sweat enough on a hot day… it's over

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>>1143989
"gal" is cute, I thought about using "lass" like guys do "lad" but I'll never forget the 4channer I met irl who said that. ugh. I wish more people recognized "dude" as gender neutral. I seriously think they do but there's always that one autist who takes issue. "dudettes" is kinda cute I guess.

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No. 1144017

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>>1143386
It amazes me how HRH is even popular considering that she’s almost a lolcow and liar. She has a fake, cheap jewelry brand she keeps trying to pass off as luxury even though it’s premium mediocre, actual GOTIS syndrome where she makes racist and misogynistic comments. once you get past all of her tryhard screaming she’s just another unhinged trust fund baby pumped full of plastic who lives in California. Even 2 years ago anons tried to make a thread about her >>>/snow/669833 and it makes it even more apparent that she’s trying hard to rebrand herself like a typical narc, almost like a “I’m saying what everyone else really wants to say even though I’m just being an asshole and an airhead” vibe. Kek she looks so haggard with her nasolabial folds here too

No. 1144020

>>1144003
>I wish more people recognized "dude" as gender neutral.
Me too, I actually say it irl and want to say it a lot, but I'm afraid that I'll come off as a male. I do think it's a bit too masculine.
"Dudette" sounds kinda lame imo, it's like it's reminding you that male is the default. I'm conflicted.

No. 1144023

>>1143878
it's like 40 degrees out anon, that's cold. maybe 50-55 at the highest.

No. 1144025

>>1144020
Dude and 'guys' and even 'man' (example being "come on man" are all gender neutral to me and I refuse to give them up.

No. 1144027

>>1144020
I use dude and bro a lot irl and rarely talk to men. I feel like women own these words now, males can seethe but these words are for women only now.

No. 1144035

>>1144027
Moids use to seethe hard af about women saying "suck my dick" and then have the nerve to claim it's women who can't understand humor and sarcasm

No. 1144057

Was hanging out with my boyfriend's family and they were talking about how stupid trans stuff is but you could tell his 18/19 year old cousin secretly wasn't having it. She was seething so hard in the corner it looked like she might cry. They weren't even being particularly hateful, someone was just sharing an anecdote of having to call someone with an obvious beard "she" at work.

No. 1144079

>>1144057
If only more women could turn 1/10th of the energy they spend defending and fretting over mentally ill moids towards themselves and other women we'd have taken over the world by now

No. 1144088

>>1144017
It's so weird seeing stans insist she's skinny, too. She's a typical, slightly overweight American woman with bad surgery kek

No. 1144104

>>1144057
>someone was just sharing an anecdote of having to call someone with an obvious beard "she" at work.
Damn it sucks to know that so many women will literally cry over a disgusting AGP creep moid being "misgendered". Why do women have to lean towards woke shit so much? Women who have been victims of trannies who need us to defend them, not crossdressing males.

No. 1144134

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>In the mid sixties, British civil engineer William Lyttle dug a wine cellar under his Hackney property.[1] Having done so, he said that he had "found a taste for the thing" and kept on digging, for some forty years.[15] Eventually, several tunnels on multiple levels led in all directions, under the property and surrounding grounds, some of them 18.2 metres (60 ft) long.[15] After complaints by neighbours, a power supply interruption and a sinkhole in the pavement, the borough had a survey carried out that revealed the extent of the tunneling.[15] Lyttle was evicted and the tunnels were filled with concrete.

Kinda comfy

No. 1144143

Need someone to somehow get Amber and Ezra alone in a room together. Let her take out her anger on him.

No. 1144154

>>1144134
Makes me wanna 1.dug holes 2.get a basement

No. 1144186

I was interested in a conversaion seminar, where they teach you how to have an interesting conversation. I just wanted guidelines on how to talk and what things to say, because online they always assume you have this base level of social skills where you can inherently connect with someone with no effort, you just need to be learn to smile and actually listen or some shit. I'm talking about wanting to learn to engage with any person, wether it be on a lift, someone at my job I don't share responsibilities with, whatever. I've seen my extroverted friends do this. In one elevator trip they learn someones name and what they're doing there, relate to them on something and both leave the interatcion with a smile, every time i'm dumbfounded as to how they pull a universally pleasing topic or quip out of thin air.

So I was willing to actually pay to learn this skill, they made me fill out this huge questionnaire and then said great, we'll phone you to schedule an appointment and it's like ??? Just let me pay and attend an online seminar wtf. How the fuck am I supposed to learn this stuff.

No. 1144188

>>1144143
Based but Depp the uggo alcoholic should also be locked up so i won't see his mug again.

No. 1144189

I'm in the midst of having my first crush in a while. Ya hate to see it.

No. 1144190


No. 1144191

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>>1144186
This book is literally exactly the thing you need.

Glad I saw your post, I don't come to /ot/ very often.

No. 1144193

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>>1144188
>>1144143
The whole room would look like this.

No. 1144194

>>1144190
Maybe we have a crush on each other. Hmmmm.

No. 1144197

>>1144186
Watch all the videos from this channel (Charisma on Command). It's free and his stuff is really informative with him breaking down real conversations

No. 1144201

>>1144186
>to schedule an appointment
Oh so it turned out that it's not a seminar but a coaching thing that they do one-on-one? I relate to you 100% btw I feel like there's an element of conversations and just…human relationships in general that I'm completely missing. But it could also be just my attachment style (avoidant).
>>1144191
Ahh I have been planning to read this for a while, thanks for reminding me

No. 1144212

>>1144201
I think it was in small focus groups so you could practise, but I'll never know because I didn't even know the price by that point and the next step was a phone call, so it sounded a bit scammy.

No. 1144236

>>1144212
Ah, I see. Yeah, it does sound suspicious that they weren't transparent about the details

No. 1144268

>>1144134
>When asked by journalists why he had excavated the tunnels, he said "I'm just a man who loves to dig" and that he just wanted "a big basement".[6] He also said that "There is great beauty in inventing things that serve no purpose."[6]

based british autist. he wasn't merely content to watch trains. he wanted a subterraen empire

No. 1144280

>>1144134
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_tunneling

>In 2015 a 10 metres (33 ft) tunnel was discovered in a Toronto park. After a few days of speculations in media, the use as a terrorist hideout being among them, young construction worker Elton McDonald came forward as its builder.[1] Asked for the purpose of his digging, he answered "Honestly, I loved it so much. I don't know why I loved it".[1]



Seymour Cray

>The American engineer and supercomputer architect Seymour Cray is known to have been a hobby tunneller.[11] Cray built an 8 by 4 feet (2.4 by 1.2 m) cedar-floored tunnel under his house,[12] explaining that the digging helped him to think about computer designs. "While I'm digging in the tunnel, the elves will often come to me with solutions to my problem," he said.[13]


Lyova Arakelyan

>Armenian man Lyova (or Levon) Arakelyan dug a storage cellar under his rural house in 1985.[6] When completed, he continued to dig and kept at it for some 23 years, constructing an extensive complex of tunnels, rooms and stairs which extended 21 metres (69 ft) deep into solid rock.[1] Arakelyan stated that he received directions for his work in dreams and visions.[14] The underground spaces were transformed into a museum, called 'Divine Underground', after his death in 2008.[14] Arakelyan never made any money from his tunneling in life, and the museum provides some income for his family.[14]


William Schmidt


>William "Burro" Schmidt was a US miner who spent 32 years drilling a 636 metres (2,087 ft) tunnel through solid granite.[a][6] He claimed to be building a shortcut from his mining operation to the smelter.[16] When a new road was constructed, rendering his shortcut obsolete, Schmidt carried on his work regardless.[17] He used simple handtools and occasionally explosives for tunneling, carrying out the debris in a wheelbarrow or on the backs of his two Donkeys.[16] Schmidt supported himself by working as a farm hand in summer.[16] If precious metals were ever found, Schmidt never took any of it to market. Schmidt the tunneler took the better part of Schmidt the miner, according to a later caretaker of the Burro Schmidt Tunnel.[16] When his tunnel was completed, he sold his concession to another miner, packed his belongings and left.


Baldassare Forestiere


>In 1904 Sicilian immigrant Baldassare Forestiere bought a 32 acres (13 ha) plot of land in Fresno for horticulture.[18] The hardpan soil however, was unsuited for the fruit trees he intended to plant. While working elsewhere Forestiere dug a maze of underground and below ground spaces to escape the summer heat of the San Joaquin Valley.[18] He opened up ceilings to let in light and below he planted the fruit trees he wanted in the first place. The complex consists of bedrooms, living spaces, patios, a fish pond and hallways.[18] After his death in 1946 some of the land was sold off and some tunnels filled in, but currently about 8 acres (3.2 ha) have been saved. It is known as the Forestiere Underground Gardens and has a listing in the National Register of Historic Places.[19]


John Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland

>The 5th Duke of Portland is known to have been a hobby tunneler, although he did no digging himself but rather had workmen build his tunnels. An extensive network of underground spaces was constructed at his Welbeck Abbey estate in the 19th century, with a total length of around 24 kilometres (15 mi).[23] It included hallways, a ballroom, a billiards room, a library and a 900 metres (3,000 ft) tunnel from the mansion to the riding house, wide enough for several people to walk in side by side.[23] Some of the spaces were lit by lightwells and at night by gas lighting.[22] Most of the spaces that are known as 'underground' are, more correctly, 'below ground', constructed in a cut-and-cover technique.


>Few of the tunnels and rooms were ever used for their intended purpose. Towards the end of his life, the Duke lived as a recluse and very few people got to see him. Spaces that were intended for social gatherings, such as the ballroom, were never used. But the Duke did frequently use the tunnels that allowed him to move about his property mostly unseen.

No. 1144290

>>1144134
kek this is sort of based, not gonna lie

No. 1144302

>>1144280
Huh I didn't know Molemen are a thing

No. 1144317

Rewatched some of maritess’ old videos. She gives off the same vibes as HRH collection and I love her

No. 1144335

KEK look at all those pissed off men in the audience at the end

No. 1144356

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this is actually really cute

No. 1144365

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>>1144356
Reminds me of this

No. 1144443

>>1144134
>>1144290
i don't get what the big deal is

No. 1144468

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>ctrl f my name in the names thread
>all comments are 'esther is so ugly literal grandma name'

No. 1144474

>>1144468
what names thread? Mine is beautiful, lemme check

No. 1144483

>>1144474
it's on /g/, it hasn't been bumped in a while so use the catalog

No. 1144492

>>1144003
I automatically associate gal with troons though. It seems most refer to themselves as gurl or gal

No. 1144493

>>1144468
I find Esther cute. I could never name my child like that because that'd be a weird name for someone of my nationality, but I'll name my next in-game born Sim after you.

No. 1144497

>>1144492
"Gal" will forever remind me of Chris-chan, it's tainted for the rest of my days.

No. 1144499

>>1144468
A girl in primary school named Esther invited me to her birthday party despite my family being of the wrong religion and I'm still appreciative of that. So Esthers are pretty cool in my book.

No. 1144502

>>1144468
I think Esther is a beautiful name, I'm glad I'm ESL and don't know what are the ugly granny names of the English language. your picrel made me lose it though

No. 1144508

>>1144493
kek thank you nonie that’s a huge honour. I used to hate it when I was younger but I’ve learnt to appreciate it now since it’s not really common where I live either, although lately I’ve met quite a lot of girls names Esther.
>>1144502
I’m ESL too and I’ve never associated it with grannies either, I’ve only ever met women younger than 30 with this name

No. 1144517

>>1144134
What the fuck? Once I had a really long dream about a man who decided one day to dig a hole. Another man joined him and then several other people, including some orphan children and they ended up digging an entire underground compound. It was very cozy and communal!
I remember carrying supplies out of one of the entrances which went through an old trainyard. I do not remember whether or not anyone knew about the underground commune. I remember having to be sneaky but not too sneaky- it was early in the day maybe 6. A.M.
I remember the dream going on for so long that the original digger of the hole passed away and there was a ceremony for him, the orphan children were grown up and the corpse of the original digger was presented with a sheet over his body lying on his couch and everyone payed respects.

No. 1144552

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My absolute favorite fan artist moved accounts and she'll be regulating her followers to block overseas ROM accounts because apparently people were reposting her shit. I'm so UPSET. Her content made me think our minds were spiritually linked and her high quality doujins are perfection FUCK I noticed she was suddenly quiet on her old account lately I thought she moved onto a different ship (thankfully that wasn't the case) but now I'm still slightly fucked but in a different way.

The only account I use is a locked lurker one so I'm basically guaranteed to get blocked. She has a habit of privating her account too so basically I should just kill myself right now. Goodbye everyone. I had fun.

No. 1144609

help i just realized the guy I've been going out with for a month is ugly

No. 1144617

>>1144609
Kek how did you just find that out?

No. 1144625

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I just wanna wear a lacy dress like this and prance around in a field around the maypole while a cult sacrifices my shitty boyfriend

No. 1144653

some of the girls on radblr make it way too obvious that they post/lurk here

No. 1144675

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When my cousin got married, I was a poor college student so I designed them some artwork as a gift. I got it printed and put it in a 12”x12” frame. Then, because I didn’t want them to accidentally be rough with it before opening it, I opted to not use wrapping paper and instead put a nice bow on the frame itself like picrel. The off-center now allowed you to see the artwork, all was good.

About two years later I visit their house, and the picture is hanging up in the kitchen. But, they haven’t removed the bow. all I can figure is they thought it was part of the gift overall. It looked awful but I couldn’t bring myself to tell them, because I didn’t want to embarrass them. For all I know it’s still there.

No. 1144728

>>1144675
Are they retarded?

No. 1144732

>>1144617
i don't know kek i think i was mostly attracted to his personality but after getting to know him the effect is wearing off.. also he's shorter than me lmao I thought I didn't mind but I do rip (hes not a manlet it's me who's very tall)

No. 1144761

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It's been 4 years and I still think about this religiously. I remember this was one of the first posts I saw when I came to this site.

No. 1144784


No. 1144785

I'm going to blogpost about my personal cow itt because she's not even a cow (so I don't want to clog up the personal cows thread), I just find her annoying enough to keep tabs on her internet presence. I just have to talk about her and get it out of my brain. She's a horrorcore aesthetic blogger that's autistically obsessed with NBC's Hannibal and is kin with Abigail Hobbs (the girl who has her throat slit by her father in the first season). She does a lot of ask games about horror movies and nearly every ask about seeing a movie will be answered with a "idk haven't seen it" and all of her opinions on the movies she has seen are very predictable because she more or less regurgitates the popular opinions from the woke girlblogger cinema side of twitter. She's just very obviously some girl that really wants to be like the clearly anorexic fashionable indie mentally ill girl blogger. She's a bit narcissistic because of her apparent insecurities that it's kinda funny, at least to me. She's paranoid about her followers learning her address and is really worried about people stealing her movie ideas (like that would even happen kek). She just seems to think she's more popular than she is and it makes me laugh. Maybe I'm just a stupid jelly bitch but whatever, she gives me hearty keks.

No. 1144788

>>1144761
I hope that anon got herself a hot cop gf since then.

No. 1144824

My back is so sore I really need a nice massage from my husbando

No. 1145119

I HATE COCONUT CANDY!!! it tastes like AIR FRESHENER

No. 1145153

>>1144785
Anon horrorcore is a genre of music not an aesthetic

No. 1145355

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I wish someone made a 1 season, 6 episodes show about a group of women who decide to kill a moid who crossed them in different ways. It will be a showcase in female socialisation and friendship. But more importantly, that no matter what a moid does, someone is going to fight tooth and nail to justify whatever horrors he had committed.

No. 1145356

>>1145355
i feel like i’ve seen a few movies with this premise but they always end up with the women dying or being painted as the bad guys

No. 1145357

>>1145355
I would love to see that

No. 1145366

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It's fucking 2022 and people are still pretending that sweet potato fries are good. Sweet potatoes are so delicious and good and I hate what has been done to them.
And I really doubt that they're healthier than regular fries. It's a fucking fry. Why are you even eating fries to be healthy? Idiot.

No. 1145367

>>1145366
>>1145119
I pray you're the same person and there's not two anons here with such shite taste.

No. 1145368

>>1145366
why u posting this I'm so hungry

No. 1145372

>>1145366
they are good when you pour honey on them and when they are actually fried not baked

No. 1145373

>>1145367
No, I'm not that anon. I actually love the flavor of coconut, I don't really like the texture of it though.
Anyway, if you like sweet potato fries then the only person with shit taste is you.

No. 1145376

>>1145372
No, they're not. They're not good no matter how much shit you put on them or how you cook it. How about stop trying to turn sweet potatoes into fries. Do literally anything else with them.

No. 1145382

>>1145373
>not liking coconut texture
Bad. Taste.

No. 1145384

>>1145382
Don't try to change the subject. This isn't about coconut.

No. 1145385

>>1145366
Mmm sweet potato fries cooked in coconut oil slurp

No. 1145386

>>1145384
Sweet potato fries are good. Get over it.

No. 1145388

>>1145386
>>1145385
People who like sweet potato fries are trying too hard to be different. I'm sorry you were brainwashed into thinking that they are good.

No. 1145389

>>1145388
>implying sweet potato fries are unique
Oh no no no
I bet you eat waffle fries as a sneaky little treat.

No. 1145390

>>1145389
I don't, but waffle fries are fine.

No. 1145391

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No. 1145392

You bitches are intolerable. All fries are good (except Carl's Jr fries)

No. 1145393

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>>1145366
Anon im sorry you’re being attacked by the brainwashed masses, you’re right and it needs to be said.

No. 1145395

>>1145393
Oooh noo I can't take it, my fries taste different

No. 1145398

>>1145393
Thank you, these bitches make me feel like I'm going crazy.

No. 1145399

>>1145395
Someone wanting to eat food they actually like the taste of? UNHEARD OF!
>>1145398
I got your back anonnita

No. 1145403

>>1145399
Weak, defective tastebuds. Get help.

No. 1145405

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>>1145403
>You love sweet potato fries. Sweet potato fries are the best thing you've ever tasted. You will only eat sweet potato fries. You will die for sweet potato fries.

No. 1145432

so while we're on the subject what recipes can i make with sweet potatoes to make myself like them?

No. 1145474

>>1145405
Big sweet potato fry is out to get all of us

No. 1145623

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>xqc is fucking this ogre

No. 1145628

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>>1145623
>Unironically thirsting over a manchild
Good luck cleaning, anon

No. 1145631

>>1145623
An Internet streamer is dating a bimbofied version of a woman colour me shocked

No. 1145632

I want a hot and cold romance with her, where both of us can't seem to let each other go. She hates my guts but also cares for me. I hate her but still get flutters when I see her smiling. We get into a relationship, and it's the same push and pull till we both realize that we are sorta compatible, I learn ambition and standing up for myself from her while she learns patience and enjoying the little things in life from me. And uh, we both become really successful in our lives but never let each other go.

No. 1145634

>>1145632
oh lmao this happened with me and my wife. 14 years of enemies to frienemies to lovenemies, so it is achievable nona, don't give up.

No. 1145637

>>1145634
Holy shit, you're living my fucking dream. Happy for you both, this gave me hope. How'd you two meet? Ah… wish you guys all the best.

No. 1145638

>>1145634
Nta and I'm not trying to be an ass but how did you decide what you 2 had was real versus just some fucked up trauma obsession? Or did you both decide not to care? Kek

No. 1145643

>>1145637
we meet in college, we both studied graphic design which mean we are very strong opinionated. But I am very assertive, loud, flamboyant and she is reserved, laid-back and tomboyish. We would constantly fight about dumb shit like colour blocking and minimalism while she let me sit on her lap and slowly but surely we began getting more intimate. We would work on school projects together and fight, then will have lunch together and cuddle, we would go to each-others homes just to criticise how we were living KEK. Among other things and situations that kinda forced us to be there for each-other.
>>1145638
Ah yes we are both mentally ill KEK. I have BPD and she has ADHD with a combo of Alexithymia, so is a constant pulling and being pulled in a weird way because I am very emotional and she is like "is okay" but then she is super forgetful or messy and I'm like "you better clean or I'm calling the cops". So we kinda work in a way that we are both constantly trying to give the positive aspects of our personalities. She began going out more with me to events and be more social and I began to be less of a ragging asshole.
but on a side note we are very anti physical violence because we both come from a DV background, so that sealed for me that we would never be violent to one another.

No. 1145648

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>>1145643
I'm gonna lose it, I need this so bad, exactly this. Making it work with each other… Bless you guys.

No. 1145649

>>1145648
aaw nonny ♥ it is a very strong commitment, maybe that's why we have such a strong bond. However we have a trusted psychologist (which I've known since I was 18) and we go to him whenever we have troubles in the household/relationship. With it is so rewarding being able to work it out together and laugh about it later. Much luck and love out there! ♥

No. 1145655

>>1145643
>She began going out more with me to events and be more social and I began to be less of a ragging asshole.
This is honestly really sweet anon, it’s so rare that people are capable of growing together rather than getting defensive or just putting up with a damaging cycle forever to the detriment of all. Thanks for sharing more and congrats to you both for finding each other and being willing to do the work for one another. It’s an inspiring story

No. 1145659

>>1145655
Thank you very much nonny, I'm very proud of our relationship because we both used to see each-other as utterly unlovable. But somehow I won the lottery the moment our eyes met. I really hope you all can find a person that makes you forget all the bad things that made us this way and build a different us, a better us. ♥

No. 1145687

God I look so hot. I must be some sort of plant, I bloom every spring.

No. 1145689

>>1145687
Make sure to stay hydrated!

No. 1145697

>>1145689
Lol, will do

No. 1145732

>>1145687
That's the power of sweet potatoes, sis.

No. 1145742

Apparently masturbating on your knees is "scrotey" now according to some weirdo on /m/

No. 1145749

>>1145742
Don't know about that but it's certainly a choice

No. 1145773

>>1145742
isn't it uncomfortable?

No. 1145895

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>>1143222
Caused incels to rage again for free dopamine get ready for a surge in bait ladies.

No. 1145903

What's with the "ugly pickme" anon(s) today? I see recent replies with the same expressions across different threads of someone calling ugly or fat women pickmes, while pretending to be the biggest feminist. I've met more pretty women that acted purely in interest of male attention than I did with uglies, but it shouldn't even matter in the end, as that's the exact way men dismiss women's opinions based on their fuckability.

No. 1145915

>>1145903
they're probably from some echo-chamber in tumblr/twitter, they all sound so mean and aggressive too. This is why we kept telling anons to not be retards and not sharing this site on tumblr/twitter.

I miss the old anons they were nicer and calmer, these newfags are so aggressive like they have rabies like calm down bitch.

No. 1145916

>>1145903
The amber and johnny thread is mostly scrotes, and some of them are trying to blend in by using terms like "pick me" and "moid," but they still fail to hide their y chromosome by bringing up how women hit the "wall" sooner than men and using other incel rhetoric.

No. 1145919

>>1145903
I logged off a couple days ago because pickme talk was being weirdly forced into just about every convo on here. Came back on just now and it's the same old thing.

No. 1145925

>>1145919
I'm guessing we're getting infiltrated. I miss the old nonnies too.

No. 1145928

>>1145916
The wall poster was a moid I think, his posts are gone.
>>1145903
I'm one of those anons and I call them ugly because that's what makes pickmes rage the hardest. You could explain to them how the dude they're defending is abusive and they'd ignore you but if you tell them they're too ugly for the said dude to give them a chance, their true intentions of appealing to moids come out and they have mental breakdowns.

No. 1145931

>>1145928
Nonna, you can't just pretend to hate men and then call women ugly.

No. 1145939

>>1145903
Idk if it's one anon or multiple, but the constant "pickme" comments and making weird assumptions about other anons just completely turned me off from the thread and that conversation. It's like every other post was "you're an ugly pickme whore bitch reeee!".
>>1145915
>I miss the old anons they were nicer and calmer, these newfags are so aggressive like they have rabies like calm down bitch.
Same. I've only been here a couple years so I'm not an oldfag, but I really hate the amount of newfags we have. It's especially annoying when they clearly don't know anything about this site but still go out of their way to argue with other anons. With that bring said, I do like that our userbase is growing and we need new users. Just wish they would chill.

No. 1145950

>>1145928
Calling faceless posters either fat or ugly is always retarded, no matter what way you try to make it make sense it's dumb as hell. You're not owning anybody.
>they have mental breakdowns
>that's what makes pickmes rage
This is the exact thing peope are sick of reading. Stop shitting up the place with whatever this obsessive shite is. Stop.

No. 1145954

my youngest sister is 13 and her best friend got a pet kitten and has named it deku. it’s so funny because i’m just imagining her uber conservative christian parents calling out the cat’s name in a cutesy voice when they want to feed it or something.

No. 1145962

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My mom says he looks so much like this Turkish dude named Erhan who bought our several decades old used car for a retardedly high price. She also said that she heard that Erhan was held back in seventh grade twice. Hmmmmm…

No. 1145980

>>1143645
Based

>>1143616
I've only been to MSU once, to hear some famous old animator speak about Zagreb Film and the history of animation in Yugoslavia which was pretty enjoyable. Don't have much interest in art exhibitions so I never went to see one there.

No. 1145985

>>1145939
If it was contained to a single thread, whatever. But then I go on /g/ and even /m/ and see the same thing.

No. 1146018

feeling a massive desire to mix a beer with my antidepressant to feel the buzz

No. 1146042

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I’m like obsessed with the guy who makes the 12 hour long victorious reviews sincere belief he looks like Robert Pattinson

No. 1146046

>>1146042
Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with moids

No. 1146056

>>1146042
I can kind of see it in a distantly related sort of way. It's almost as if RPatt had been born a lazy, autistic American and was incredibly fat.

No. 1146059

>>1146042
He is autistic enough to make 12h videos on nick shows.I'm not surprised but lmao.

No. 1146064

>>1146042
99% sure this guy is autistic after he got into drama with those other youtubers that he met at a con once and then immediately started acting like they were close friends then sperged out when they brought it up + being obsessed with childrens/teens media to that level

No. 1146067

>>1146042
I can kind of see it? If you squint your eyes and then you squint a little more and then you completely close them and picture Robert Pattinson then yeah I can see the resemblance

No. 1146069

I keep remembering the 'thotty' stuff I used to pull and cringing about it. The horrifying fact is that I'd probably still do that stupid shit.

No. 1146075

>>1145628
I wouldn't clean after him, I'd beat him until he cleans after himself. Also I don't get the hate for Adept? What did she do? Other than steal our husbando.

No. 1146093

>>1146018
woooo guess who's feeling the buzz now haha

No. 1146112

>accidentally put subject in the name field
>can't delete post
>been using this site for 2 years
>scream

No. 1146133

>>1146112
click the little box by the name or title. scroll down to the bottom of the page, in the right hand corner it says delete post. click that check box. then click delete

No. 1146146

>>1146133
actually I think you don't click the second box I think that just deletes the image. just the first box and then delete

No. 1146162

>>1146112
So you attempted to make the new vent thread huh?

It's OK nonny, we all make mistakes! Mwah

No. 1146164

>>1146042
His videos would be greatly improved if he refrained from showing his face ever again.

No. 1146179

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>literally no one:
>men’s body care marketing:

No. 1146194

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>>1146179
I use mens products most of the time and it's weird how the packaging almost gives you a lil pep talk? Currently using this and the matching deoderant. The MANLY scent kinda smells like sweets to me. It's actually pretty neutral, plus wolves!

No. 1146205

File: 1650822080376.gif (1.09 MB, 300x314, giphy.gif)

>>1146179
>enhances alpha status

No. 1146210

>>1146194
i love men's scents. i like women's too but i tend to buy a lot of men's scents because i like the more neutral thing going on and certain female scents don't mix well with my body chemistry/turn pissy smelling or something

No. 1146211

>>1146179
How can a soap contain pheromones?

No. 1146213

>>1146205
Well being clean gives you better status than being stinky.
I wonder if women can use this too since the company is called GronDYKE…

No. 1146215

>>1146211
Probably just a bar of solidified bull cum

No. 1146218

>>1146215
Probably bull shit

No. 1146242

Ah fuck I didn't do my 4 hours of no screens this weekend, now it's 8pm Sunday and TOO LATE because the world is winding down and I need to melt into my couch.

No. 1146246

>>1146179
>DURDEN
Like Tyler Durden of Fight Club
>BOND
James Bond
>MAVERICK
Could be someone, I don't know. Otherwise it's just an edgy word.
>enhances mischief
Fantastic

No. 1146261

>>1146246
>Maverick
>an unorthodox or independent-minded person
>Call sign of a character played by Tom Cruise in Top Gun
>Could also refer to a cowboy character called Bret Maverick
>There's a comic book character called Maverick
Hope this helps

No. 1146267

>>1146261
Fitting the theme it's probably a reference to Bret Maverick

No. 1146269

>>1146179
kek this feels like a 12 year old boy's idea of manliness, it's so tryhard
>>1146267
think it might be the top gun one cause of the airplane on the box

No. 1146271

>>1146269
Ah good catch. All men from movies and not real life.
Also
>CONTINENTAL MUSK

No. 1146274

>>1146271
when the balls so stinky you can smell it across continents

No. 1146284

I found this youtuber while looking up how to style my bangs right and maybe I'm just sloppy but this blew my mind…I never knew people cared about hairlines this much, I've never even thought about this. Doing my make up for 40 minutes to an hour before leaving the house feels like a lot of time already, how are you supposed to also style your hair? I want to look nice and cute and styled but it seems so tiring to get ready sometimes.

No. 1146302

Kek I just remembered I have student loans to repay but I moved country and never updated my details, I'm from the UK so I don't think they'll kill me or whatever.

Anyway, I'll forget it for another year or so, no way am I looking it up to find I owe 10k more or whatever, that's for another day!

No. 1146315

>>1145954
I know two teens who named their cat Deku, too. Is this the Kyoya of the next generation?

No. 1146324

>>1146042
He sounds like those grown women who insist they always get mistook for 14 even though they look their exact age.

No. 1146334

>>1146284
huh? isn't it much easier and more common to experiment with hair (partings) than doing your makeup for a full hour? i've been doing that since i was a kid, only takes a minute or so afterall if you found the right one for you

No. 1146349

>>1146334
Oh KEK I meant the hair styling comment in general, not for this video in particular, this one was just me expressing shock at such indepth details regarding hair partings, I've never really noticed or paid attention to where the hair parting should stop or how some people style their hair to have no parting so I was really surprised.

No. 1146387

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I find it cute how often nonnies say kek especially when its all caps, in my head it sounds like a cackle.. keckle

No. 1146396

>>1146387
I love u

No. 1146410

>>1146396
I love u too nona of mine

No. 1146420

File: 1650830963873.gif (2.24 MB, 250x275, 1649345624899.gif)

>>1146396
>>1146410
I love u girls

No. 1146425

>>1146420
what a nice gif. i love that cat

No. 1146431

>>1145742
Weakling, I masturbate upside down on my head doing breakdance spins.

No. 1146432

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>>1146387
The average lolcow farmer

No. 1146433

>>1146387
Ew why is its chin so big

No. 1146438

>>1144761
I remember this post, this is hot af damn

No. 1146439

>>1146433
chadcat

No. 1146444

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>>1146432
Nice image, sister. May I save it

No. 1146455

>>1146433
omg stop being so judgmental

No. 1146460

it's one of those days where I don't want to do anything at all, even things I like to do sigh

No. 1146461

>>1146433
I think it has dwarfism or something

No. 1146474

>>1145895
what did you do nonna

No. 1146563

I wanna fuck moids but I don't wanna deal with their stupidity. What should I do?

No. 1146568

>>1146563
Tbh.. dildo

No. 1146572

>>1146563
Repent

No. 1146583

>>1146563
Husbando + sex toys

No. 1146588

>>1146563
kidnapping and blackmail

No. 1146590

>>1146284
most people have a part area that looks best on them depending on their facial features and face shape.

No. 1146593

>>1145742
The anon who said that was talking about a scene in Mushoku Tensei where a girl is masturbating on-screen like that

No. 1146604

I didn't really get Mads Mikkelsen's popularity with women until now. I just looked up pictures of him when he was young and he was 10000% my type. I understand now.

No. 1146608

>>1146604
i still don't get it, even in younger pics. his face just looks like it's pinched all the time or something. for some reason it reminds me of elon musk.

No. 1146609

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I can spend hours and hours reading books but I just can't bring myself to watch anything at all. Watching tv shows and movies feel like a waste of time.

No. 1146612

>>1146608
Elon Musk looks diseased because it's obvious he got surgery or fillers or whatever, Mads obviously looks like that naturally so they both give me a very different impression.

No. 1146614

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All my life I was preparing myself for my inevitable encounter with a skunk, and already lamented the fact that I'd have to bathe in nasty tomato juice someday, just to learn today that skunks don't exist outside of the Americas and some parts of South East Asia. I'm safe, but I wish I knew this earlier.

No. 1146615

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>>1146608
He reminds me too much of Ellen Page sometimes

No. 1146616

>>1146614
They’re not quick to spray either. Once I walked up to and almost petted a skunk in the dark thinking it was my cat. When I realized what it was I panicked and it just waltzed off. As long as you’re not a golden retriever you should be good.

No. 1146617

>>1146615
white shinji wishes

No. 1146619

>>1146614
That's funny anon, I feel that way with bears even though there are only black bears where I'm from, and I've never seen one in person.

A few years ago a skunk wandering in out yard and sprayed, and our dog tracked the smell in the house. Tomato juice really doesn't help, we used lemon juice and baking soda and kept all the windows & doors open everyday to air out. The smell wasn't the worst thing in the world, like burning tires, but it was the intensity and how long it lingers was awful.

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No. 1146630

>>1146615
Ellen looks like shit nowm what a waste

No. 1146647

>>1146614
I know their spray is nasty but theyre so cute

No. 1146654

>>1146647
here nona, not sure if you've seen it, but have my favorite skunk video

No. 1146655

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Whenever I click on one of this guy’s videos I can’t help but think, wow, so this is what it looks like when someone is in the throes of twink death

No. 1146664

>>1146655
That thinning hair is unfortunate. I kinda wish more guys would just embrace being bald instead of holding on to small bits of what’s left.

No. 1146666

>>1146664
He would look like a shit bald too.
There is nothing he can do, maybe a wig.

No. 1146667

>>1146666
cursed numbers

No. 1146669

I wish back-anon would come back and bless us with another pic. That's my only wish

No. 1146671

>>1146666
Yeah I know he’d look like shit bald too kek, but he’d look slightly better (to me at least) instead of heaving that sparse little spot at the top y’know? He’d seem like he has more dignity if he shaved it all off.

No. 1146672

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do you ever just pray to die in your sleep right at this instant

No. 1146698

>>1146672
no, but i could go for a literal coma rn

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No. 1146756

>>1146672
I did but once it almost happened I got scared. Then it kept happening a few more times..

No. 1146765

>>1146761
She freaks out or gets weird if youre busy and don't text her for a day

No. 1146779

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>>1146672
Not to be an edge lord, but every night.

No. 1146795

Reddit is the most annoying place on planet earth.You sit in your basement all day and still feel better than others for asking a simple question? Absolutely retarded.

No. 1146806

>>1146795
as much as reddit blows, 4chan and male chans are far worse. far worse

No. 1146862

File: 1650864227571.gif (2.94 MB, 540x299, 0fae67259632b02620565ae7424c53…)

No homo but she was so goddamn gorgeous before the drugs ruined her. Like I would give my left arm if I was granted a passing resemblence to her

No. 1146943

>>1146862
yes homo, but she scares me, still doesn't deserve any of what happened to her

No. 1146952

Idk how exactly to explain it but sometimes like every 8 months or something I genuinely can’t work or function normally in life because of crippling homosexuality. Like not as in something traumatic happened or having some kind of identity questioning crisis or whatever like literally nothing happened

No. 1146954

>>1146862
She’s gorgeous but she’s blonde and that makes her blande. In that regard this makes her a perfect match with the fatty.

No. 1146978

I had a friend in high school obsessed with monster energy drinks. She'd make bracelets out of the tabs she kept. I thought it was cute. There was also another girl in our grade who was equally obsessed with the energy drinks. She'd drink one before school started in the halls. She offered me one once for letting her copy my homework for religion class (it was dumb easy keep you busy homework which the teacher only give 2pts for, kek). I never liked energy drinks.

No. 1146987

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>>1146954
She had a brunette phase as well

No. 1146989

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>>1146987
She also had black hair at one point

No. 1146997

>>1146989
her collarbone an the neckline of this shirt look like a heart

No. 1146998

>>1146997
aw that's cute

No. 1147005

>>1146987
Orange skin, fake brown hair. Very pretty and basic. She still is very bland. Just because she is white doesn’t mean she is perfect looking.

No. 1147034

>>1147005
That's very racist of you

No. 1147051

>>1147034
nta doesn't she mean orange tanned skin or something?

No. 1147061

>>1147051
still racist to oompa loompas kek, but I think anon meant it was racist to hyperfocus on her being white

No. 1147211

>>1146608
it's because he's what anons would call a "noselet". his nose, especially when younger, was way too tiny for his face

No. 1147223

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>>1146989
My favorite hair on her is the red she has in Aquaman even though it’s a wig, it looks so beautiful on her.

No. 1147227

You know when there is in a videogame or whatever, a boy who is girl crazy, and the tumblr kids go "He is Bisexual!! Omg bisexual pride bi icon" Kkekekekeek cope it actually makes me laugh

No. 1147232

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Sometimes I do something and it’s so scrotelike that I have to step back for a second

No. 1147264

My road test is tomorrow, please wish me luck nonnies. I felt like I had a good time at my lesson yesterday, although I still struggle a lot with turning right and I have trouble judging the distance I am from the curb when parallel parking (I can easily fix it if I end up a bit far from the curb so I think I'll aim to be farther from the curb tomorrow instead of being too close).

No. 1147282

the characters getting gaywashed thread in /m/ is so funny to me… sorry but it will never have what the transwashing thread has

No. 1147285

>>1147282
idk I think it’s a good theme for a thread while “gaywashing” is not as annoying as transwashing it still happens and is eyeroll worthy, if you don’t like it you can just hide the thread

No. 1147314

I sometimes wonder if other anons recognize me. From the subjects I talk about most on here to my typing style, I feel like one of you nonnies knows who I am lol.

No. 1147321

>>1147314
I know who you are, in fact I know where you are too.

No. 1147325

>>1147264
Good luck nonny let us know how it goes!! and dont get too down if you dont pass, sometimes you just get a shitty tester. I failed one of my road tests literally on the whim of a tester- I made two turns that were a little wide- each should have been a 5 pt infraction, and he failed me because he was frazzled because the girl ahead of me failed and freaked the fuck out on him. You're supposed to fail if you have -30 pts in the state I was tested in. That put me off for so long I hope your experience is better

No. 1147328

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I'm 27 but I haven't grown since middle school and I'm lazy, so I literally still wear shirts and pants from 8th grade including, I realized at the bank yesterday, ones with Hello Kitty on them.
I'm embarrassed, but I still don't want to go shopping

No. 1147332

File: 1650896085990.jpg (339.83 KB, 1079x916, 1650893407135.jpg)

huh?

huh huh?

No. 1147333

>>1147328
Sustainability queen

No. 1147334

>>1147332
what in the everloving fuck

No. 1147336

>>1147333
lmfao I'm gonna start using that

No. 1147345

>>1147325
Thank you nonnie! I was warned by one of my instructors that there's a handful of testers at my testing site that are absolutely horrific. I'm hoping for the best but preparing for the worst! It's not the end of the world, especially since I can retake it. I'll most likely be getting more lessons if I fail, which will suck for my wallet, but I live in a major metropolitan city so there's no downside to more practice and drilling to be a good/safe driver. I really look enjoy being behind the wheel so far and can't wait for when things really start to "click" so I can drive without questioning everything kek.

I don't know if it's countrywide, but in my state they started posting the results online at like 7pm instead of giving you the results instantly. I read it was because a tester got beaten up by someone who freaked because they failed. Yikes! I get the disappointment but damn.

No. 1147349

Sorry I was asleep for 6 hours and then went to work for about 11, I'm going to have a blunt and go back to the Depp thread. Noticed on my break that when I was asleep moids came in and ran a mock. Fascinating that because people can't defend Depp by using legal means or the trial that there's just people projecting issues on to people that support Heard. Or that the thread derails into nit picks. Men are such pussies.

I remember my abusive cocaine addicted and since our break up he's on heroin these days hopefully he dies but, I remember when I was gearing up to leave him all he would talk about was his reputation and that I was dangerous because I might speak about how he treated me. And just reminds me of the depps of the world. They're addiction issues are not as evil as someone sharing the truth about them. Men fear the truth because they use ignorance and power to bluff their way through life. Once the truth start catching up to them they're fucked.

Amber Heard didn't even start the trial. It was drug addled Johnny. I love how Heard has been blanking him in court and he keeps staring at her. Bet he feels pathetic wonder if he'll kill himself after he loses this one

No. 1147356

>>1147345
LMAO about waiting to post the results. The girl I saw could have been in one of those public freakout compilations, she was screaming at the top of her lungs and pounding the hood of her car. I think it was one of her parents that finally got her back in the vehicle. Obviously no one deserves to get beaten for something like that but I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. But yes Queen keep hoping for the best and know that once you do pass and get more experience under your belt that "click" moment is pretty awesome. I was terrified of driving and didn't learn until I was in my early 20's because of family pressure and now I wish I learned sooner kek.

No. 1147369

>>1147349
First of all anon, I'm very sorry you had to go through that and I hope you're in a better place now.
Secondly, you're absolutely right about men being scared of truth. This is even true in cases of sexual abuse where men think getting accused is worse and more traumatizing than getting raped. They only care about their reputation which they use to further manipulate women.

This case is disgusting in many ways and Amber being seen as an abuser because she dared to come forward about her abusive addict ex. I simply have no words. Women are expected to endure the pain and keep men's terrible secrets because a man's reputation will always matter more than a woman's well-being in men's - hell even some women's eyes.

No. 1147389

>>1147356
People are really embarrassing kek. I'm in my mid 20s now and I was so anxious about driving but surprisingly whenever I get behind the wheel I'm never really nervous. My instructor threw me in head first at our first lesson and right after adjusting my mirrors and seat just said "ok drive" and I was like… ?!?! I've never driven but ok?! I am nervous about driving my family car though, it's bigger than the car I practice with from the driving school. I did practice in a similar car (same maker and similar size) and it's soooo jumpy and sensitive kek now I finally get why my it feels like my dad is always slamming on the gas/brakes even when he's not.

No. 1147391

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>>1147332

do it moid

pursue masculinity

become alpha

fry your balls and render yourself into an eunuch

No. 1147416

>>1147332
fucker carlson confirmed for tard because men's testicles literally stop working if they get too hot

hm sure let's fix the masculinity crisis aka male infertility by FRYING THE BALLS WITH RADIATION FROM THE SUN, that oughta do it

No. 1147427

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No. 1147438

>>1147332
came across a few of those retarded MEAT EATING FULL RAW FITNESS GURU types on instagram who swear up and down that getting sunlight on your genitals is the path to enlightenment. It's fascinating.

No. 1147504

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Just realized every drawing I make looks so much like her. I'm not complaining, just facts.

No. 1147513

my boyfriend begging me to bring a kilo of shrooms on a plane just so he can eat them and cry and facetime his friends naked instead of like touching a blanket or something

No. 1147536

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No. 1147538

i'm going to write a fanfic and post it. what's wrong with me

No. 1147543

>>1146615
please don't

No. 1147554

>>1147538
Tell me more

No. 1147592

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Nonnies, a toast. For this gracious space the mods and jannies and women who know about computers for giving us this tiny corner on the web where we can be unapologetically female, laugh at cows and wish death and misery upon scrotes. Cheers!

No. 1147611

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No. 1147615

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No. 1147621

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>>1147592
Cheers sister

No. 1147623

>>1147438
I believe it. Being naked in the sun is probably a great time, maybe not the path to enlightenment, but it's probably nice. I don't know about directly aiming your taint towards the sun though, especially not for men and their nasty ballsacks.

No. 1147633

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No. 1147656

Today I learned that you can't use regular cotton string as floss

No. 1147674

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I got this ezra tiktok with 100k likes on my tiktok fyp despite never searching anything about him…..why?
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLpagcg2/

No. 1147685

>>1147416
Omg I love trucker carlson now

No. 1147690

The danofags are so enthusiastic they’re turning me into one as well, and i had zero interest in the guy beforehand

No. 1147691

>>1147690
same, nona. that thread has a special place in my heart.

No. 1147703

>>1147416
i remember when men would cry about laptops on their laps potentially killing their rotted little swimmers. we need more ball-heating devices on the market. claim it stimulates the spermies or something to be more motile.

No. 1147704

>>1147674
I don't want to start conspiracy theories but a similar thing happened to me: Youtube randomly recommended me an artist that an anon mentioned in a thread. Let's say coincidence

No. 1147707

>>1147554
yeah it's a sex fic to make things worse
>>1147592
cheers

No. 1147722

I thought you guys were exaggerating when saying lolcow is becoming absolutely flooded with twitterfags but uh….sadly you're right. Tragic

No. 1147741

>>1147722
I told you. I also wonder if it's men posing as us / twitterfags

No. 1147762

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They see me rowlin…they hatin…

No. 1147785

>>1147762
The JKR terf saga has been so good for my mental health it's unreal. I remember when she started following Mag Berns on twitter, I thought 'wow what if J.K. Rowling publicly terfed out…how cool would that be' and god did she ever deliver.

No. 1147792

>>1147762
my queen

No. 1147801

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>>1147674
I thought I saw Ezra pop up on Pinterest the other day too

No. 1147803

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>>1147674
he was so hot in that movie

No. 1147827

>>1147785
Same, she is not giving a fuck now and teaming up with other cancelled women, it cheers me up so much!

No. 1147828

I love working with mosly 50+ year olds. I can be my normal terfy self and it's seen as the common sense that it is.

No. 1147838

>>1147828
Where do you work at? I would like to work with older people honestly, but I don't want to clean them.

No. 1147846

>>1147762
Queen of not giving a fuck.

No. 1147848

>>1147762
she's so based. I can't deal

No. 1147880

TIME NOT FOUND

No. 1147884

I ate leftover olive garden bread sticks for breakfast and I don't even regret it

No. 1147886

jesus I'm so bored and too lazy to do anything damn

No. 1147900

>>1147762
Each time she goes full terf on twitter I hear that song in the background.

No. 1147915

Personally I'm immensely glad I'm not 15 anymore and have to deal with the Heartstopper cultural whiplash or something on tumblr like I would surely have had to if it came out back then

No. 1147936

I'm kinda worried that if JKR keeps up her based shitposting that she is going to get assassinated

No. 1147938

>>1147936
She can afford great security though.

No. 1147975

>>1147936
I could become her bodyguard and we could fall in love, fighting troons together

No. 1147977

>>1147936
I will take up arms and defend her, militia style

No. 1147993

>>1147936
There should be a terf barricade protest around her mansion to defend her from the troons that stalk her. If I lived in the UK I'd be down to do that

No. 1147995

I hate how when I talk to myself my dog gets mad at me. I have to listen to his fucking squawking he needs to shut the fuck up and listen to my schizo noises

No. 1148003

Strange to say but I thought if someone came up as a recommend friend on fb they must have looked you up but a dead guys fb profile keeps popping up

No. 1148004

>>1148003
what the fuck im scared now

No. 1148007

>>1147975
The ultimate love story. I'm rooting for you, anon

No. 1148010

>>1148003
time to call ghostbusters

No. 1148011

>>1148004
Same, he took his life a few years ago. I didn't even know him directly.

No. 1148012

My cat is a british shorthair and she loves to scream. It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't barge into my room at 2 in the asscrack morning to scream at me to pet her.

No. 1148024

>>1148011
His ghost is bored and trolling

No. 1148038

anons, what was the name of the guy who chimed in while we were talking about some movie??? it's killing me that i cant remember

No. 1148042

>>1148007
I'm a short fat lesbian but I think it really could work, thank you anon

No. 1148101

>>1148038
Menarepigs? Be a little more specific anon

No. 1148135

I don't get cinema at all. I tried really hard, but all I get are 4 hour movies where nothing happens. Most acclaimed movies tend to be about mostly dysfunctional relationships too (can't relate). Why do I have to have no fun to be cultured? It is a cruel world for a dumb bitch like me.

No. 1148141

>>1148135
all movies are the same, you are not missing much nonnie

No. 1148158

>>1148135
Don't watch movies just because they have a good reputation, watch only the ones that could personally interest you. Otherwise you'll end up watching the most boring oscar baits over and over again.

No. 1148160

I'm not a radfem, but I feel really bad when I see radfems acting like retards because I know people will take them and act like they represent the entire feminist community. Like, why did smokinfeds have to get so popular?

No. 1148161

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I'M HORNY
I WANT TO GET FUCKED
that is all

No. 1148215

Why am I just now discovering pretty winter looks when it's just starting to get warm, I swear this happens every year. Something with the grass is greener.

No. 1148253

I want to get really rich and spend my time suing people and companies in petty lawsuits about stupid shit and never settling kek.

No. 1148258

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>>1146179
That's most definitely what's up

No. 1148368

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Drank two monster energy and changed my mind and took sleeping pills, let’s fucking go

No. 1148372

>>1148368
Is that allowed?

No. 1148373

>>1148372
She'll let us know if she's still alive in a few hours. Godspeed, I've done the same thing

No. 1148378

>>1148373
were you alive after?

No. 1148381

>>1148368
Girl I hope that wasn’t ambien. Praying 4 u

No. 1148385

>>1148368
I usually drink energy drinks or black teas before bed, lights out I fall asleep within minutes kek I have that ADD immunity

No. 1148393


No. 1148397

>>1148101
>>1148038
it was some months back. we were discussing some movie and some boomer tier guy (presumably in the film industry or some autist) found the posts within a few minutes and corrected us about the film or show with his full name and everything. it's part of LOLCOR lore and i need to remember his name and the post. jack or something maybe? i don't remember the film either and it's killing me

No. 1148411

The snoop threads have been infiltrated by schizos/conspiracyfags

No. 1148480

File: 1650956489419.webm (16.06 MB, 640x352, gachibassclap.webm)

Russian state-run media talking about Billy Herrington and his porn movies what is this timeline

No. 1148487

>>1148397
it was The Matrix I think. Or Terminator. The scrote's name was Adam Dancy.

No. 1148492

My headcanon is this song being the soundtrack of Grimes and Elon's entire relationship

No. 1148495


No. 1148514

My brother, his girlfriend and my boyfriend are all Depp supporters. Time to find a new family and a new spouse I guess

No. 1148518

>>1148514
Show them his texts which degail how he wants to drown burn and rape her. Also the misogynistic ones and how he crossdresses and just randomly say it's so scary and you hope you don't end up with a guy who talks like that behind your back.

No. 1148520

the depp/heard thread comes off as so… unhinged. a thread full of women foaming at the mouth at the thought of johnny depp losing his case lol. it's just weird. a lot of tinfoiling and theories about how he's actually the abuser etc etc when all of this evidence has been presented quite the contrary. this website is just too radfem sometimes, to the point where all logic and rationality go out the window just because you're dying to see a man get his ass handed to him.

No. 1148522

>>1148520
Larp and cope harder.

No. 1148527

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I want to keep and nurture my female friendships, but my best online friend is kind of a bitch and I want to ghost her. Another friend pointed out how she keeps talking down on me and others, when I started hanging out with her we were equals but eventually she pushed me into being all meek and not speaking up around her. Not sure if I want to bother bringing it up with her or just dump her.

No. 1148528

>>1148522
larp as what? you are obsessed

No. 1148535

>>1148531
Yes kek. It's such a cope when they're saying 'Noooo, she is obviously the abuser' when it's already been to a UK court and ruled in her favour. They aren't even proving abuse, they're proving defemation.

No. 1148538

>>1148534
The majority believe depp is the abuser on this site?

No. 1148540

>>1148534
because only other obsessed psychos will listen to their ramblings. if they took this "amber heard is the real abuser!" shit anywhere else they'd get laughed out of the room.

No. 1148544

>>1148535
Sorry that I deleted my post, anon. I realized it was probably a moid after you pointed it out but yeah, everyone who's experienced in legal shit is saying Depp is fucked. Only chronically online mra and his old dusty fangirls(who himself would say have hit the wall since that's what he said about amber) actually think he's right.
Taking opinions given online seriously is stupid. If everyone thought like twittards did, we'd all hail fags and trannies every man would be an incel who would rather date trannies than women and so on…

No. 1148547

>>1148544
Yeah. It's obvious with the reeing about everyone believing the old druggy moid is actually totally the abused and reeing we're all evil dykes for believing he probably did abuse her, combined with the fact he's friends with other abusers like Manson, etc.

No. 1148560

>>1148544
My little sister fell for the MRA shit she sees online about Amber being a total abusive bitch, I don't know how to pinkpill her that Depp isn't an angel and he fucked up

No. 1148564

I'm straight and for some reason some people think I'm a lesbian. My super homophobic parents make homophobic jokes about how I'll end up married to a woman because I shit talk men non stop and I support LGB rights. No, the reason why I'm perpetually single is because the few men my age who hit on me are degenerates who hit on me because they think I'm still in high school despite being almost 28 thanks to childhood onset hypopituitary or whatever it's called in English. How the fuck do you want me to trust men when that's the kind of interactions I have with them? When I told this to my youngest sister who didn't understand why I act like a "feminazi" she started being way more understanding. I also wonder if me being too lazy to be feminine doesn't help my case.

No. 1148572

>>1148560
Please show her his messages, anon. The misogynistic ones, the ones where she wants to rape ambers corpse, etc. She might end up trusting men whp are just like him and get hurt in the longrun. You can also show hwr the pictures of depp supporters and tell her they're definitely too ugly and fat to get with men and that men hate those types of women if the first one doesn't work. Tell her men hate desperate women, women who blane other women because they're ugly and insecure, etc.
Most girls who buy into MRA stuff do so because they think it'll get them mens validation when in reality, depp chose to date a beautiful woman who definitely didn't buy into his crap rather than millions of women who basically worshipped him.

No. 1148574

>>1148572
Samefag but I phoneposted so excuse the typos.

No. 1148578

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Why is it so hard for Johnny-vs-Amber fags to stay in their thread

No. 1148590

>>1148578
They get intimidated by my chaotic natural female energy so they run here where you guys are chill

No. 1148601

>>1148578
They can't take the heat thst Depp is losing and the thread has too many facts to support this, so they like to sound off in other threads were they hope someone will agree with them.

No. 1148603

>>1148601
This but also the anon that started the discussion here is obviously a moid. He couldn't trick anyone in the original thread so came here to cry about evil women who didn't worship his fat retarded takes.

No. 1148617

>>1148601
I'm talking about the Amber supporters too. All of you are being annoying.

No. 1148620


No. 1148623

>>1148617
NTA but stop engaging in them and post a new topic of discussion then. You're going to start an infight.

No. 1148626

Do people really microwave ears of corn??

No. 1148628

>>1148626
Corns have ears?

No. 1148629

>>1148626
No? Where do you live where that's a thing

No. 1148633

>>1148623
I'm not trying to start an infight, just expressing how irritating it is since this has basically happened in multiple threads.

No. 1148636


No. 1148639

>>1148633
Girl just change the subject, you're only letting them drag it out.
>>1148626
>ears of corn
Wat.

No. 1148640

>>1148636
I'm not going to watch that, but just boil or roast/grill them

No. 1148642

I always get hay fever but I always forget when the seasons are and for some reason I've been telling myself it's too early even though I've been a witness of Spring. For weeks I've been dealing with a runny nose while having hay fever tablets on my person at all times. It ends today. Hay fever season is March to September I have been suffering!! I'm also dumb af

No. 1148649

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No. 1148695

>>1148628
The hills have eyes.

No. 1148710

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My ex left me and started dating a person she plays FFXIV with, I'm pretty sure she left me for her since we were still dating when they met; fastforward 5 years, I'm dating a dude rn and we just started playing the same game together and I have an irrational fear it's gonna happen again

No. 1148755

Mofongo sounds like such a silly little name. I wouldn't be able to eat it without cracking up.

No. 1148769

>>1148710
My ex left me for a woman he was playing clash of clans with… he started acting very protective of his phone and then during our date nights he'd even sit there and ignore me in favor of planning out battles. I pointed out how rude it was and he'd snap at me. It was beyond insulting to find out what was really going on. Fast forward a few months and I found my new gf while out playing pokemongo. ah modern dating and modern affairs lol

No. 1148771

>>1148769
So glad to see a happy ending to this shitty experience♥

No. 1148802

>>1148755
it is, but mofongo is delicious

No. 1148807

>>1148755
Nonita, are you a Spanish speaker? Because I refused to try it for the longest time based on the name alone!

No. 1148826

just tried to scroll down on my streaming service while watching the office to say how much I fucking hate Jim but there's no comments section and I realize now how high I am

No. 1148870

Does anyone remember those two twins who were obsessed with this one kpop group and constantly posted lying about how they totally made eye contact at concerts or the boys wanted to sleep with them etc? One of them dated a famous asian mukbanger and they were black but shooped themselves to be ghostly white

No. 1148872

>>1148870
The GOT7 twins maybe?

No. 1148878

>>1148872
omg yes thank you

No. 1148913

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I've never related to a retard on /ic/ more

No. 1148920

>>1148826
I watched the 2nd season recently, why the fuck did he hate on Legally Blonde

No. 1148926

>>1148920
and why the fuck did pam act like such a pickme
they both suck. team beet farm all day

No. 1148935

My new bra had a bit more push-up than I expected and I keep getting distracted by my own cleavage because of it. It looks warm and I wanna put my freezing hands down there but I’m at work.

No. 1148944

>>1148826
I think people only excuse him because he's one of the better looking guys on the show (which is not saying much). He's a huge asshole in reality.

No. 1148949

>>1148920
>why did he hate on legally blonde
Because it's a movie beautiful mean basic blonde girls like in both of their minds. She's that awkward manic pixie dream girl. I liked seeing her break things off with her much worse ex fiance, though.

No. 1148998

>>1148807
No, English is my only language. I've never had it but I agree that it looks good!

No. 1149028

I miss the 'men written by women' thing that was popular a while back. But it also made me sad that men like that do not exist.

No. 1149048

>>1149038
Elle isn't mean, it was a movie about women supporting each other but scrotes see pretty blonde girl in pink and think of a basic mean girl. Sorry if I worded it wrong.

No. 1149060

In high school I was really into alien conspiracies. I read on this one site that when you get abducted, the aliens put a chip behind your right ear. I checked behind my right ear and nothing was there, but then a few months later, a small, pebble like thing was behind my ear under my skin. And it was there for a few years and I'd make people touch it to prove it to them. Then after some time it went away.

No. 1149067

>>1149060
I was into reading about abductions as a teen. I stopped at some point. Last year I woke up with a hard lump that felt like a ball bearing under the skin behind my right ear. It went away weeks later and one appeared on the left side. If that happened in my teens I would've been freaking out.

No. 1149076

>>1149060
>>1149067
not to tinfoil too hard but if you have an injection site from the most current vaccinations, maybe try seeing if you can get a magnet to pull something to the surface.
again, mega tinfoil but a widely-discussed one

(bitchute wont embed sorry) https://www.bitchute.com/video/9gGUIRrlfyeo/

No. 1149083

Stumbled onto an insta post where a guy was saying trannies are an insult to real womanhood…

And then about half of his other posts were misogynistic shit about women being whores, being emotional, mothers fucking up the youth of today. Bitching about fat women for being lazy hippos (he admitted he's fat himself and has man tits) Blaming women for their partners walking out on them and their kids. Men only abandon whores apparently. On and on. Shitting on lesbian couples who dare to raise kids. Shitting on fucking jojo siwa because her first lil relationship lasted less than a year so she's both a whore and it's unnatural.

Pick one. You can't have both.

No. 1149084

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>>1149076
Dad stop posting on lolcow

No. 1149085


No. 1149086

>>1149083
his mum should have picked an abortion and saved us all the trouble

No. 1149088

>>1149085
Pls just let me have this one cool story

No. 1149089

>>1149083
This is why I don't trust men who openly hate trannies, they're almost always overt misogynists. But sometimes I see people on here callling them "based" and wanting them as "allies" fucking lol

No. 1149090

>>1149084
NTA but I'm waiting for someone to call me grandma

No. 1149091

>>1149084
my beautiful sweet daughter, you know I'm just trying to protect you. at least I'm not embarrassing you on facebook.

also how dare you speak to your mother that way, I taught you that males are scum

No. 1149093

>>1149085
I'm the anon that had two of them, Dr Google diagnosed it as 'Chondrodermatitis nodularis' which is just some inflammatory thing.

No. 1149094

Since we're talking about conspiracy theories, I've been thinking a lot recently that I have been fortunate to have a grandmother who doesn't buy into whatever she sees on Facebook.
I love conspiracy theory anons though. We'll contact aliens one day (if it hasn't already happened).

No. 1149119

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I want to add to the conspiracy, when people say Bush did 9/11 they’re focusing on the wrong Bush.

No. 1149120

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MY CAR DECIDED TO BREAK ON THIS VERY DAY. I CAN'T WALK OUTSIDE. I DON'T EVEN OWN SUNSCREEN OR AN UMBRELLA

No. 1149127

>>1149120
Do you have stuff to do today

No. 1149134

>>1149127
Unfortunately yes

No. 1149185

I had sex with a gay guy one time. Foreplay was two rubs for me, we used protection, he had morning wood already so I didn't even touch him, had maybe 3 mins of penetration in doggy and afterwards he said "well it felt..different" in a very neutral tone.

Not even the worst sex I've had.

No. 1149186


No. 1149195

>>1149185
I wanna fuck this gay guy I know, he said he's curious and open to fuck with girls. He's hot af I wonder if I should do it

No. 1149199

>>1148913
Kek I feel the same, everyone in person tells me "wow you're amazing you're an amazing artist this is so beautiful!!" Because they don't know any other artist and I go on the internet and see five hundred thousand artists that I will never reach to their knees, I know their job is to make art everyday and I make like 5 paintings a year but it still hertz

No. 1149213

>>1149195
Would you be pegging him? do it and report back

No. 1149235

Which one is worse to raise, middle or only children? Why? inb4 you can't generalize like that you have to judge on a case-by-case basis because each and every family and situation is different yadayadayada, not talking to you

No. 1149238

>>1149089
coughnullfagscough

No. 1149244

>>1149235
If you have a middle child then you're raising at least 3 kids versus raising one child.. I'd rather raise one and be finished but that's probably not what you're getting at.

No. 1149247

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I've been masturbating after work everydays for the last week. Makes life worth living.

No. 1149249

Desperate housewives is 10+ years old and the show is still so much better than a fuckton of stuff released today

No. 1149251

>>1149247
Nice slipper

No. 1149256

>>1149247
Me too, but for longer so now it's starting to hurt, so I have to stop for some time which ofc makes my stupid brain just hornier fml

No. 1149281

>>1149247
Ahh yess one of the only things that still bring me joy these days.

No. 1149299


No. 1149385

>>1149185
And anons here are surprised that men treat women like a shit.
You give your own body to random guys that won't even make an effort to get a treat smh.

No. 1149392

>>1149195
If a gay guy is telling you he's curious about women, he's actually bi and trying to get you by making you think you're the one woman he'll make an exception for. If he's enthusiastic go for it, be safe.

No. 1149409

>>1149195
>>1149185
Extremely repulsive

No. 1149416

>>1149385
>You give your own body to random guys
He's my friend since childhood and we shared an apartment for a few years. That's how I woke up next to him.

No. 1149432

>>1149416
… Then why you sleep with your friend in one bed and fuck with him?

No. 1149444

>>1149432
Yeah she really just slept in his bed, woke up next to him, and decided to immediately mount his morning erection. That doesn't seem like something you do with your gay childhood best friend for shits and giggles.

No. 1149450

>>1149444
I have started a conspiracy.

No. 1149459

the social burden of being the sibling with brown eyes

No. 1149461

>>1149186
I clicked on this thinking 'I've seen this exact clip before but ok' I was wrong.

No. 1149467

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I hate having to censor my southern speak on here in fear that anons will accuse me of being a twitterfag because they don't realize that most social media slang has already existed for years before they adopted it.
Just let me say y'all and folks in peace!

No. 1149470

>>1149459
What colour are your siblings eyes?

No. 1149473

>>1149467
Just tell them to quit the troonery whenever they try to police your speech

No. 1149477

>>1149473
You're right. If anyone accuses me of being a twitterfag I will just call them a man.

No. 1149480

>>1149467
I'm not american, I'm not on social media much but I keep seeing
> y'all are just jealous, y'all are a bunch of haterz
And that really shits up the term

No. 1149489

>>1149473
but troons also say yall

No. 1149490

>>1149489
Honestly trannies say loads of dumb retarded shit

No. 1149492

>>1149489
Hi my pronouns are y'all

No. 1149496

>you had sex with a guy and now the mistreatment of women in general is somehow your fault. that responsibility lies on your shoulders and not on males
welcome to lc, may I take your blame? kek

No. 1149501

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>>1143222
Anonsss should I order a daquiri for the fifth day in a row

No. 1149503

>>1149496
If you don't have respect for yourself then that's not my problem. But don't be surprised when men gonna treat you only as a fuck doll.

I wish women would stop acting like a men and have some self-respect.

No. 1149508

>>1149501
Depends, what flavor?

No. 1149509

>>1149508
Either Pina Colada or Watermelon Hurricane

No. 1149514

>>1149503
Nonnie I'm living an entirely sexless life. These lil rants are what I was making fun of.. that's the joke.

No. 1149520

I don’t know if i’m insane or not probably not but there’s a 4chan scrote I had an encounter with awhile back and he posts a lot on here and I wish I could call him out without looking crazy but it’s so obvious it’s him and he loves to larp as a fujo and husbandofag, I hate him so much but if I called him out randomly no one would believe me and i’d just get told to “take my meds” or some shit. I see you you retarded faggot I wish you would drop dead, I feel bad for all the anons who interact positively with your posts I bet it makes you feel so fucking high and mighty.

No. 1149521

>>1149509
Do it.

No. 1149524

>>1149520
Do it, use some code to tell us it's you and you're talking about him.

No. 1149525

>>1149520
Nah nonnie I think the average user here is so paranoid about scrote invasions at this point that anyone is quick to call out anyone as a scrote even if it isn't warranted. Call his ass out, especially if you have backup

No. 1149534

>>1149520
I'm so interested in this, call his ass out. I want to know!!

No. 1149536

>>1149520
who's the husbando

No. 1149543

>>1149520
This feels like bait to get nonnies paranoid about fujos and husbandofags being males but cmon anon you gotta tell us who/what post you're talking about.

No. 1149544

>>1149520
I'm curious. Call him out with proof.

No. 1149546

>>1149536
>>1149534
There are other people involved in this so I don’t want to say too much but he’s basically constantly posting on the fromsoft thread, they’re the posts I can easily point out, as well as his posts on 4chan in /y/ and such.

No. 1149550

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No. 1149551

>>1149546
Samefag he makes weird posts about wanting to beat and rape the male characters he’s into but most anons just take it as a totally based alpha nonny instead of you know, the violent male poster that he is. There have been males larping as fujos in the past so I don’t know why you anons are shocked multiple people besides me have come out about other (or maybe it’s the same one) males doing this.

No. 1149552

>>1149551
Just post his pic and name, say everything.

No. 1149564

>>1149551
Why do males larp as fujos? Gay? Why don't the other faggots want to be his friend?

No. 1149577

>>1149551
>wanting to beat and rape the male characters
>most anons just take it as a totally based alpha nonny
anons here truly have 4chan tier mentality

No. 1149584

>>1149577
I always thought it was sus when anons started banging on about wanting to inprison and sexually torture men. If you say anything about it they call you a pickme or some dumb shit. Very scrotèsque (which coincidentally rhymes with grotesque )

No. 1149591

>>1149584
Honestly they behave no better than any 4chan incel. I can't take anons here seriously. Husbandofags are on the same level as fujofags and male waifufags.

No. 1149602

I don't get how some people with reasonably high body counts still manage to keep an exact count of the number. If you tell me the number is 63 I can only imagine there's a sex diary you record every new person in. That's creepier to me than just going nuts and losing track.

No. 1149624

I really hate that we can't just take the bottom of ovens out to clean them (like a toaster oven).

No. 1149654

>>1149591
tbf i don't think they're trying to be serious

No. 1149657

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>>1149591
husbandofags will never be as bad as waifufags and men, stop lying and being dramatic

No. 1149658

>>1149624
That’s such a good idea

No. 1149659

>>1149584
maybe if things like "racebaiting" are against the rules then psychotic torture fantasies should be as well I dunno just throwing it out there

No. 1149661

>>1149591
>>1149577
>>1149584
Kill yourself male failure, I will never give a fuck if women fantasize about killing your diseased sex, nobody cares. Also, husbandofags/fujos will never be on the same level as a 4chan scrote, or any scrote for the matter

No. 1149667

>>1149584
i dislike the "torture" aspect or overly detailed fantasies, especially if they're explicitly sexual, but shit like "men should suffer" is ok to me because it's vague and suffering is a spectrum. you can just want them (especially likely in response to a particular transgression) to suffer emotionally, financially, etc etc

No. 1149702

>>1149657
just look at >>1149661 , pure autism. Husbandofagism is mental illness.
Also, isn't that weird that all the respones are in the similar time span? We are raided by males or it's just one frustrated nonny?

No. 1149716

>>1149702
Stop baiting retard

No. 1149718

>>1149716
oh nonny, remeber to at least sage your shit

No. 1149741

>>1149718
Nta, but this is /ot/.

No. 1149756

Some days I come onto lc and I'm just in the mood to keep it lighthearted. I mean is it too much to ask that everyone elses mood match mine at all times?

No. 1149761

I fucking hate sleep paralysis. The worst is when I try to move or scream even though I know I can't. It's so terrifying

No. 1149775

>>1149520
Are you completely sure it's a male, with proof? I wonder if it's the same one that talked to that RusAme anon in the fujo thread a few months ago, someone almost called him out that time.
>>1149551
I think I know who you're talking about, I might know him as well
>>1149591
>>1149702
This smells like the "nonny" in the unpopular opinions thread who called husbandofags incels and got shat on by everyone

No. 1149786

>>1149718
>sage
>in /ot
>"""oh nonny""""
Fuck off newfag scrote

No. 1149865

My dad woke me up at 5:30 because he got up, randomly made himself some fried eggs for breakfast, in the dark, ate them in the dark and then went back to bed. What the fuck

No. 1149878

There's this little girl in my building who is such a busy body but I can't help but kind of admire her. She's 6 or 7 and everytime I see her she is doing laundry or sorting recycling and seems 100% dedicated to her craft. She told me today that she could make me a no junk mail sign for my mailbox so she wouldn't have to recycle my junk mail lol. I'm not asking you! Who are your parents? I like running into her.

No. 1149879

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>>1149878
so cute anon! thank you for sharing

No. 1149886

>>1149878
Kek that's so cute. She's getting shit done around the building, what a hardworking lady.

No. 1149891

>>1149761
It’s the worst nonna, I also hate the feeling you get when you’re finally able to move (I’m usually panicking for a good while after lmao)

No. 1149892

>>1149865
Does he take sleeping pills? Sounds like the sleep walking/eating caused by Ambien.

No. 1149900

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Have to hold the beast inside me that wants to furiously crochet a bunch of Sanrio characters back

No. 1149909

>WOOHOO MISTADOBALINA
repeat 10000000× and that is my brain right now

No. 1149910

>>1149900
Do you know how to crochet things like this and do you think a retard could learn how if she tries really really hard? Asking for a friend.

No. 1149924

>>1149910
That style of crochet is called amigurumi, and I actually don't know it (not yet!) but crocheting is really easy once you get the hang of it. It's really tricky and frustrating at first and I know it may sound intimidating, but once you get the 3 basic stitches + magic circles down it's pretty great. I only learned a couple months ago. I would say buy a small ball of medium/worsted weight yarn and a 5.0 mm hook and try your hand at it.

I learned using Yarn Guru's tutorials, vidrel.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA596AFA26627E619

No. 1149930

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>>1149924
Thank you queen! I'm going to try it!

No. 1149931

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I'm 100% other human civilizations would had found anime super creepy. Bug eyed baby looking things shooting lazers and flying while screaming and sometimes there's blood too. Crazy to think about huh

No. 1149932

>>1149900
I want a my melody one!

No. 1149934

>>1149900
Handmade crochet dolls are adorable. I love watching people create. Pompompurin one would be super cute.

No. 1149939

>>1149930
Of course! I hope you enjoy it nonna. If you end up wanting to continue crocheting, you should buy a whole set of hooks. I made the mistake of buying individual hooks and it's kind of a waste of money since I ended up spending more than I would have if I just bought a whole set..

No. 1150033

Sleeping with too many clothes on and the AC/fan off will have me ready to peel my skin off

No. 1150039

>>1149667
I agree.

No. 1150044

>>1149661
You know what, I think you might be the torture obsessed fujo scrote. Why don’t you kill yourself? Anyone rightfully disgusted by your deranged fantasies (which ironically make you more scrote than anyone) isn’t a scrote. Yeah definitely kill yourself. We are all done with people like you calling “scrote!” Everytime somebody turns their nose up at a sexual torture fantasy.

No. 1150048

>>1149931
I hate anime

No. 1150051


No. 1150063

>>1149470
He has grey eyes… however there's only two of us and our parents are more hazel oriented, so it's more than he's special rather than me being a disappointment. No?

No. 1150069

>>1150063
My mother has the most beautiful green eyes. She was always revered for their beauty and still is to this day. father has brown eyes. They had a boy and a girl.
Gues who got the beautiful green eyes? My fat older brother,

No. 1150074

I used to watch trash taste at the beginning of lockdown, I have less time to watch it the last few months. Stuck one on a couple nights ago and god I forgot how much it sounds like they just heavily exaggerate interactions they've had or things that happened in their past or off camera during the week. I get wanting to be entertaining on a show but I've known someone irl like that and.. just tell me the slightly less sensational version of events pls.

No. 1150099

>>1150063
Are your eyes hazel? My father has really pretty hazel eyes with amber. It makes him seem warm and happy especially when he smiles.
>>1150069
My mother has pretty blueish green eyes my father has pretty hazel eyes. My brother has my mother's eyes and I have green eyes with a tiny bit of amber. My brother is treated better than me and I'm a neurotic mess because of how they treated me. I had some people tell me they wanted my eye colour and one person who literally wanted my eyes. I only like them when I'm crying or having an allergic reaction causing the whites of my eyes to be pink. Kek.

No. 1150122

>>1150069
Get contact lenses. Though I really don't care and don't even see most people's eyecolor. Eyeshape matters more.

No. 1150138

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I just saw a video of frogs eating hamsters

No. 1150197

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Pamela Reif is so beautiful to me, I'm not a lesbian but to me she's a 10/10 in body, face and even her personality. She is so charismatic and nice in her videos. She is so muscular too, has washboard abs. I admire her.

No. 1150202

>>1150197
dw anon, no one would mistake idolizing that women as lesbianism

No. 1150231

Why are the vibes between the different boards so different? I feel like /ot/ is the only board where the vibes are not absolutely rancid, /m/ has gone to shit too.

No. 1150233

>>1150231
I feel like the heard/depp thread has attracted some shit onto here too, just depends on the time of day. Lastnight I got sick of the obvious scrote posters and now it's back to normal.. for a few hours

No. 1150234

>>1150233
There are a few scrotes there. There was also a scrote in the mtf thread. Also another anon said one of the husbanddofags was actually a faggot. Did that anon expose which husbandofag that was?

No. 1150240

>>1150138
Reminds me of a vid I saw also recently, of a pelican swallowing a pidgeon alive, people in the recording are laughing but it was horrifying, imagine being still alive and conscious and already being digested by another creature, nature is brutal.

No. 1150248

I just got home after work and went to switch on my kettle.. heard a bang and the electricity went out. It flipped a switch on my electricity box and keeps flipping it again if I try to use it.. guess I'm heading back out to buy a kettle then.

No. 1150250

>>1150248
don't give up so easy. keep retrying it until it catches fire.

No. 1150258

>>1150250
Ngl I heard the bang and for some reason I expected the box to be in flames. I'm a homeowner lol

No. 1150260

>>1150234
>>1150255
How did you they find out that the poster was male?

No. 1150262

>>1150248
Did you recently get any other appliances that are always on/plugged in?
This happens when I try use my kettle when my dishwasher is on. It's maybe not about the appliance but just overloading the whole circuit.

No. 1150264

>>115026
seconding this, especially if you have multiple kitchen appliances plugged into the same socket like me

No. 1150265

>>1150262
No but when I went to place the kettle into the base (it's a type that just switches on without a button whenever it's freshly placed in the base) I kind of did bash it down a lil roughly and I think that was the cause. I could do with a new one anyway. I was always a lil concerned by the lack of a button. The sensor or whatever in the base always sat funny with me safety wise.

No. 1150266

Where's Kevin's girlhug?

No. 1150290

getting straight vibes from the blonde dude and gay vibes from the brown haired dude

No. 1150293

I’m not an accentfag but I’m so obsessed with singapore accents. On the level of tumblr girls circa 2009 with british accents. I would date someone solely for their accent if they were Singaporean

No. 1150296

>>1150290
Man, this show fucking sucked kek.

No. 1150302

>>1150296
it was cute. i didn’t have high expectations though. i think the main cast need to work on their chemistry if it gets renewed for a second season

No. 1150305

Can someone please shut down Walmarts? Getting real sick of their shit. The one near me has an entire staff of like 70% boomers who CANNOT FUCKING WORK. Nothing is ever stocked since they take 5 yrs to put shit away, everything is a mess, lines are always long since they all cant pick up more than 5 lbs and literally bag every single item into one bag each as well as being slow with check out, and you better hope to god that there's no errors that pop up or else you're stuck waiting about 15-20 minutes because "hehe I'm old I'm not good with technology". How the fuck are you just going to reject teens and college kids for stupid reasons and then hire people who act like literal retards and cannot do what they're paid to do. And ofc it's always like the 3 or 4 young adults who work at the store who need to pick up the slack and essentially act as a CNA to these god damn vegetables, all without extra pay ofc

I worked at a fast food chain years ago, luckily there was only 1 or 2 boomers who worked there but some places are outnumbered by them. It was hell I literally can't stand working with old people, I was expected to basically do their job functions since they're incapable to and it doubled my work load and no one fucking cared but gave them asspats for being a hard worker at an old age, the kicker was that the main boomer was a retarded accountant who owned a home and could easily support herself, she just wanted something to do. I don't think people understand the reality of elderly being in the work force other than crap customer service

No. 1150308

Three-point turns are the BEST turns

No. 1150316

>>1150293
WHY I'm so ashamed of mine I hate voicechatting with lc friends because I'm so self conscious of sounding like a tard thanks

No. 1150317

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me and who else

No. 1150318

>>1150317
memememe
cause im firts

No. 1150327

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gonna do some kind of death spell for any men who lurk this website and if that doesn’t work i’ll just resort to murder, simple

No. 1150346

It would be funny if posting in that graduation thread got you a permaban. Oh didn't you mean it? Hohoho

No. 1150351

Wouldn't have guessed that my normie straight friend would peak during a lesbian day of visibility because people kept talking about non-men loving non-men and trans women. Nice.

No. 1150352

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>>1150346
devious

No. 1150359

>>1150327
Good luck anon!

No. 1150375

Nirvana makes me want to FUCK

No. 1150408

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>Paris Hilton
kek

No. 1150430

I wouldn't mind being a farmhand if it only involved cleaning up bait and cp and shit.

No. 1150462

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Reminder to not respond to the retarded daily moid bait in /ot/.

No. 1150464

>>1150430
Cleaning up cp/gore/woman abuse sounds like a nightmare. Bless all farmhands who have to scar themselves for our sake.

No. 1150468

>>1150462
I miss the days when anons would just hijack their threads with crazy random shit tbh

No. 1150474

>>1150468
It might be fun if it scrote threads happens less often but it's daily thing now.

No. 1150481

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I love being by the water, even though I can't swim. I love taking morning walks along the water, and I'd love to live somewhere where I can do this more easily since right now I have to take a train ride to get out there.

I know living by the water is terrible. When I used to watch house hunters, I used to scoff at annoying people who wanted to live near the water. Like, that's a terrible idea! You're shit out of luck during natural disasters!! You're paying a premium for a front row seat to disaster! But now I am one of those annoying assholes. I love staring out over the water. I don't think about anything, it just makes me feel so calm and happy. I would love a sight like this, to enjoy my mornings or even to just take a random break during the day and watch the water.

No. 1150505

>>1150481
That sounds lovely anon. Let me be your neighbor so I can bring you homemade pies and talk about how the ocean is very angry that day.

No. 1150522

>>1150375
SA the truth is everything makes me want to fuck. I'm so horny nonas. I wish male prostitutes were a more common thing, and that they actually knew wtf they're doing. All first hand accounts I've read say they're typical moids looking to get off and don't really get what women like. Like, I want to fé fucked tenderly you know? Lots of foreplay, treated like I'm precious, some light dirty talk, boundaries respected, shit like that. Fuck nonas it's been so long since I got laid… I don't ever remember what the touch of a man feels like…

No. 1150531

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>>1150305
Sorry nonita i have no advice or words of comfort, just want to share this review of a walmart near my old job in a sketchy part of town

No. 1150558

I'm never choosing any doctor over 50 again. I ALWAYS have shit experience with them. Every time i got an appointment they ended up telling me shit like it's "just depression" (spoiler: it wasn't), "just a cold" (it wasn't) or "it's because of your weight" (it wasn't). And, oh miracle, every time i get a younger specialist, i get a different diagnostic and the treatment miraculously works.

No. 1150585

>>1150231
i thought /m/ was the chillest board, what happened?

No. 1150600

>>1150430
I bet they’d take you. Sounds like the worst parts of being a farmhand.

No. 1150611

>>1150231
>/m/ is bad
What?

No. 1150635

I think in an ideal world there should be one internet solely for educational/SFW purposes and another, separate one for NSFW or recreational topics (as long as they're not illegal, although real porn would be banned), but you could only access it if you prove that you're an adult. Both would be regulated of course.

>>1149931
You're absolutely right. It's literally a plan by the government of Japan to use Japan's "weird but cool" pop culture to influence the international market. I think it's called "cool Japan" or something like that.
Most normal people did use to find anime creepy when it wasn't so normalized yet in the west.

No. 1150643

>>1150351
So happy for you and your friend nona

No. 1150646

>>1150635
It can be the new coming of age ritual - moving from the Small Net to the Big Net.
Also, to prove you are an adult you must either kill a lion or not flinch when shown goatse.
Only then you are accepted.

No. 1150650

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>>1149931
>>1150635
I definitely thought they were alien and awful looking when I was a teenager before I started watching anime. I still mildly hate the mega-eyes of most TV anime and wish there were more shows like picrel.

No. 1150658

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>>1149931
Have you seen ancient art and depictions of the underworld/mythology from different human civilizations? All of what you described wouldn't be out of the ordinary in their lore. They'd probably point to some anime and say "Yeah, this is pretty much what demons and hell look like. How did you get the eyes right?"

No. 1150664

>>1150650
>Picrel
Ot but I hate her dad, he reminds me too much of my dad and he was an asshole

No. 1150673

>>1149931
I'm an oldfag so practically a different civilization, and it looks very unnapealing and repelling to me, everything about it.
>>1150658
You just smoked too much weed how is that anything alike

No. 1150680

>>1150558
You sound like a doctor shopper

No. 1150681

>>1150673
I don't smoke at all, and I'm not saying it's similar. I'm just saying a lot of ancient mythology/art was intentionally creepy and surreal. Anime (when it's not like…coomershit) and the description anon posted of blood/lasers isn't out of the ordinary for what's been written of. People of the past weren't exactly bland or simple

No. 1150684

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bump (i like bread)

No. 1150705

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art nonnies pls save me. how should i shade this? i've been wracking my brain but idk idk idk

No. 1150762

Why do I keep getting these ads with shitty drawings saying "stop asian hate" "black families matter" "black lives matter" "love>hate" I don't even KNOW anyone who's asian or black
>>1150705
Just leave it as it is it's perfect

No. 1150803

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A few years ago I was in an abusive relationship, walking on eggshells, stressed to bits, I developed both upper stomach problems and bowel problems from the stress. Some foods set it off more, dairy suddenly was off the menu.

Look at me now, drinking milk and not shitting myself.

No. 1150817

I had my first shift with the man at work who stole my heart but also has a gf. I tried to be cold to him today nonas when I realised he was also working. He tried even harder to be nice to me and went off premises to get us treats at break and surprised me with donuts. Idk you guys. I might have to break his and his gf up because I love him still he's so hot

No. 1150826

>>1150817
Idc about the scrote… what kind of donuts?

No. 1150834


No. 1150846

>>1150834
How's it bait I've been venting about my situation luv

>>1150826
A selection from a bakery near the industrial estate lol, I had chocolate

No. 1150904

>>1150803
Congrats anon, enjoy all the milk in the world!

No. 1150905

>>1150803
Good for you babe

No. 1150910

First it was Adam Driver and now it is Paul Dano. Who will be the next big lc heartthrob?

No. 1150911

What the fuck is wrong with ot these days, I just come back from a ban and let my anger go in the vent thread and shit wasnt even that serious and then some retarded bootlicker go saying in meta I'm a moid for what.. I can't even post in the appropriate thread anymore after serving 5h ban because of a silly post in snow that some thin skinned dumbass thinks I'm a moid. Like, last few months you guys werent that retarded, what the fuck happened

No. 1150915

>>1150911
It wasn't me that reported you, I swear!

No. 1150918

>>1150911
what'd you say? idk a lot of people are really off base with their moid accusations recently. we were better off 3 yrs ago, anons scrote-detectors were better and i prefer calling them "scrotes" than moids

No. 1150938

>>1150680
You sound like you have a male gyno

No. 1150946

>>1150918
Some anon told me to grow up after I made dumb comment making fun of the split attraction model in snow and I replied with "no you" and then boom 5h ban and the mod called me an idiot lmao they ban me over the smallest posts but alright I was derailing. I waited it out. Then my post in vent wasnt even that serious, I used to post walls of text like that all the time and never got accused of being moid for it because it's just shitposting. Honestly what fucking moid post that without a gore or a porn image attached.

No. 1150950

Makes me want to throw up and punch pillows the fact some people just eat Kraft with no added cheese. So disgusting, I'd only do that if I was straving. I mean i've done it but I was so hungry i'd eat anything.
Yuck, throw some chedder in that shit.

No. 1150995

I gave myself hiccups so many times today I now know how to do it on purpose. Wish hiccups could get you out of work cause then I'd be flying high with this skill.

No. 1151011

>>1150680
>anon doesn’t understand the concept of a 2nd opinion
Truly dumbass shit

No. 1151075

I usually masturbate like once a week if not more, but I haven't masturbated in like two weeks because I'm too preoccupied with watching this streamer right now. Damn what the fuck, can't believe my autism about streamers is what finally gets me to stop masturbating/think about masturbating constantly.

No. 1151077

>>1151075
Kek anon are you having hour long masturbating sessions?
Once a week isn't a lot at all.

No. 1151080

>>1151077
No that's not me actually kek. Maybe it's not the action of it but the constant thinking about it that I feel is a lot more detrimental. I managed to get down to once a week but before I used to do it almost every if not every other day, even when I didn't feel like it.

No. 1151081

>>1150995
I taught myself how to burp differently. Before when I burped it had to build up on its own and was uncomfortable and felt gurgly. Now I just open up the burphole anytime I feel a little gassy and my burp gently glides out. I have no one to tell this to but maybe you can understand me anon. And congrats on learning to do hiccups, that's neat.

No. 1151084

I want to go to an Azealia Banks concert someday, I want to witness the craziness with my own two eyes and she can actually sing and rap on stage without wheezing like some singers. Azealia, if you're reading this because this is very likely, come to France. And remove the butt and boobs implants, for the love of god.

No. 1151085

>>1151075
If it's xQc you can do both!

No. 1151091

>>1151084
Azealia is an amazing rapper and has energy that most female rappers can't even compare to. Not trying to shit on themm i enjoy most of them, but I've never heard anyone else match her style of music and energy. Her shows are always insane.

No. 1151101

Any writers from The Atlantic here please fuck off.

No. 1151103

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>>1151084
if she removes her implants, I'll happily give her citizenship, if she still wants to come

No. 1151105

>>1151081
I kinda wanna learn too now because I’m addicted to carbonated drinks but rarely burp on my own, I just balloon up with gas and it’s uncomfortable. Also burping in the face of moids when they won’t stop talking.

No. 1151121

What is worse? Pick one

Being woken up by a killer clown rape dream
Being woken up by a cockroach crawling on top of you
Being woken up by uncontrollable explosive liquid diarrhea

all of them happened to me in the span of a few days

No. 1151137

>>1151084
I forgot azealea banks is a real person that performs in front of an audience, sometimes I think she only lives through lolcow memes

No. 1151139

>>1151137
That's because she's a multitasking queen.

No. 1151140

>>1151103
Marry her anon

No. 1151149

Doja Cat feat Azealia Banks when

No. 1151150

Sometimes when farmers work together, I feel like we're a little colony of ants

No. 1151152

>>1151150
Same, my friend says it feels more like a cult tho kek

No. 1151162

File: 1651091684653.gif (1.09 MB, 350x265, giphy.gif)

Keeping my eye on that Kaitlyn Tiffany woman…
If it's really her, whatever she writes will probably end up being super inaccurate and clearly with no consideration to actually learn about what she's writing, but anything for a story I guess.

No. 1151182

>>1151162
If she writes it it will out her as creeping around this site. She should lurk more

No. 1151188

>>1151162
You're describing literally every published article in this century

No. 1151191

>>1151182
True, if she writes about us I hope she gets cancelled for lurking terf sites.

No. 1151196

>>1151191
why do you want a woman cancelled for lurking terf sites? that makes no sense. i don't think she should write about this site but i don't want any woman cancelled by the troon machine just for trying to do some shitty internet journalism and being unaware.

No. 1151197

>>1151162
As long as she doesn't attract newfags especially from twitter, we're good.

No. 1151200

>>1151140
Okay, but no doing taxidermy in the home! who am I kidding? she wouldn't even give me the time of day, I'm in no position to make any demands kek

No. 1151204

>>1151197
If she explicitly names lolcow then it will be inevitable that the site will be infiltrated by moids the same way c.c was.

No. 1151242

>>1151196
It was a joke, anon. I don't care if she gets cancelled or not, I just don't want more newfags or moids here.

No. 1151261

When I ask sanic for something he actually gives me yes or no answers more often than not. When I ask if my husbando would like things about me or such he's always said yes. I believe this means sanic is looking out for me. Thank you sanic

No. 1151327

I’ve started thinking about experimenting with certain drugs to see what effect it would have on my art and creativity. But I know it’s a retarded idea…Or?

No. 1151348

>>1151327
Samefag, but like I can see pictures in my head and sometimes hear music quite vividly. Maybe drugs would enhance that experience so how or something like that

No. 1151358

I wanna cry but don't know why. Might be a brain tumor

No. 1151390

>>1151327
Nah. You’re already creative; drugs just make people believe they are better than they are when the outcome is typically mediocre.

No. 1151679

>>1151196
because that's the whole point silly, if she gets cancelled for lurking terf websites that just proves the point that the woke will always eat themselves. Then maybe she can peak and actually become one of us!

No. 1151683

Kek I love how every other thread is silent except for the KT thread, we're all just reliving the bunker, it's fucking great lmao

No. 1151693

>>1151204
I can already tell how her article will be
>and today I went to LOLCOW.FARM, where all the terf femcels are, yes the website is called LOLCOW.FARM and it's full of crazy terf women

No. 1151752

>>1151261
every time i've asked sanic something he always gives me uncertain answers, never a straight yes or no. I think he hates me

No. 1151753

>>1149931
>>1150650
Why does everyone profile anime as having some huge, monstrous eyes when past the 80's action figure cartoon era everyone in western cartoons had huge bugeyes too? It seriously feels like a weird ass Us vs Them juxtaposition.

No. 1151802

Ruminating over the scheduled interactions I had with my work crush while he's probably at home being cute with his gf.

No. 1151843

>>1149931
If you got a caveman who never saw a cartoon before and showed him anime it wouldn't even register as a human face to him

No. 1151903

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>>1149931
Anime would not look like it does if it wasn't for Mickey Mouse and the atomic bomb going off. Seriously

No. 1151976

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MOLSTACIES RISE UP

No. 1151980

>>1151261
sanic predicted my suffering

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>>1151683
When you said KT I thought you meant purple hair schizo KT, but that journalist thread is just

No. 1152138

should I paint my nails black or red? or alternate or do one color on each hand

No. 1152157

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>>1151753
Ah yes, the characteristically huge eyes of 80s cartoons.

No. 1152174

Do terminally online people experience the same symptoms of inmates who are kept in solitary confinement for far too long? The paranoia, the delusions. I feel like peoples disconnection with the material world around them has created this situation where people aren’t actually experiencing true socialization but rather a pseudo socialization online. Have we all fallen victim to our own imprisonment!? As the world advances and given recent events we are being further pushed into this unnatural segregated, even while we go through an era of abundance we are still so far removed from each other with no time or ability to remedy a problem we’ve convinced ourselves we don’t have or that was solved.

No. 1152181

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>>1151976
Legit felt suicidal when the series ended and I no longer had new guinea pig car antics to look forward to each week.

No. 1152240

>>1152138
do all black but one finger in red so we can match nonnie

No. 1152252

>>1152174
I know I probably do

No. 1152325

I feel like letting your life revolve around politics will make you miserable and I don't get how people run accounts on social media (like libsofTikTok I guess) do it, especially if it's specifically talking about stuff that you disagree with. That goes for any side you're on and I obviously don't mean people who do it as their job. Maybe I just feel this way because I don't find politics enjoyable or entertaining in any way, but I would just rather not let it take up so much space in my brain. There's better things I can think about.

No. 1152371

>>1151843
it's well established that humans are hardwired to recognize faces in the most abstract things. We see faces in cars, tree bark, tortillas, the moon, etc.

No. 1152399

>>1152371
He'd like like UNGA BUNGA AHHH AHHHHHH BUNGAAAAAA UNGA BUNGAAAAAA while jumping and pointing

No. 1152464

>>1152240
sounds cool by me, or maybe I'll do the inverse, is your one finger your middle finger? i do that sometimes to be cheeky

No. 1152494

This is completely autistic but does anyone know the comics by the black artist where he’s drawing aliens turning white people into trees for being racist?

No. 1152572

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I'm going to miss the Kaitlyn thread

No. 1152574

>>1152572
best not get moved to /manure/. it needs to be pinned, frankly

No. 1152579

I can't wait to read the article

No. 1152580

>>1152572
the site is completely broken for me thanks to it. god bless

No. 1152584

>>1152572
I kind of want to make a sock account just to message her

No. 1152588

it'd be funny if someone collected the worst screencaps and put them in a video showcasing how chaotic the thread really went

No. 1152589

>>1152572
done brung me back to them bunker days innit

No. 1152595

>>1152589
bunker days were amazing but do you guys miss tempcow? granted no pics but fuck it was fun real time posting, could see when everyone was writing and everything except it was way less awkward than using like cytube to talk or whatever with usernames, just classic

No. 1152598

>>1152588
YESSS 100% AGREE does someone want to do it?

No. 1152601

>>1152588
no it really wouldn't, please don't do that

No. 1152603

>>1152579
kek same
>>1152588
I wonder how getting tempcow back would be like, actually

No. 1152614

>>1152610
Parallelism is always good, or so they say

No. 1152623

>>1151085
nah I'm the one retard sperging over pointcrow kek

No. 1152710

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Gonna churn out a paper as quick as I can and then snuggle up in bed with tea and read lolcow threads.

No. 1152747

Every day I suddenly remember thay my parents and my dog will one day die and I cry for at least 10 minutes about it. I have older parents, and life expediency is starting to go down and they're already preparing for their death. Dogs don't even live that long and I can't communicate how much she means to me. And oh no here comes the tears again.

No. 1152809

>>1152747
I'm the same way nona. Death is crushing and it really sucks, there's no other way around it. I don't even know what I'm going to do when my dog passes, and she's already 18! It feels like she is withering away before my very eyes. I try to approach things like savoring every moment and letting go of my anger when they do shit that pisses me off, because I worry about that being the last moment. Life is precious and a blessing nona, and we should do everything in our power to cherish the time we have with our loved ones. I hope you will have a good, long while left.

No. 1152834

every time i lick my fingers when eating kfc i feel their slogan mocking me

No. 1152854

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I remember when Joker came out and anons were writing fantasies about Phoenix's Joker and now The Batman is out and anons are posting about Dano's Riddler. Do you think these are the same nonas or are they different? What do you think makes the difference between a Joker-fucker and a Riddler-fucker?

No. 1152858

File: 1651111689871.webm (3.15 MB, 480x598, stacy.webm)

For some reason I feel really angry, so I've been watching different videos to quench my thirst for violence. I wanted to share this video because I really respect her.
For anons that can't see the thumbnail or don't want to click, it's a video of a woman body slamming a man (her boyfriend, I assume) and then demanding that he pay for her stuff.

No. 1152867

AAAH
 雲の影さえ重く 

AAAH 人の声に凍えて

No. 1152871

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I thought this bag of chips was Elsie/2X chan fanart for a second because my brain has associated beautifully painted horned women with the draw thread. I need to touch grass. But also look at this beautiful chip bag

No. 1152880

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where are my nonnies (gardeners) that know what picrel is from? (if you know, you know). i miss it, i miss our talented artist girls who contributed. a brief but beautiful moment of history

>>1152871
those look fucking delicious and i loooove that bag art. did you buy them? were they good?

No. 1152900

>>1152880
God I miss that era

No. 1152902

>>1152880
I didn't only because I'm on a soft diet right now but I want to try them. Gonna buy it for the packaging and make the nonnies in the consoomerism thread seethe kek

No. 1152907

>>1152710
I've never been able to finish Tails Gets Trolled
>>1152854
Mostly different, those two characters have different appeals imo, but there's definitely some overlap too

No. 1152915

>>1152138
do red then black then red then black, etc like a checkerboard

No. 1152938

>>1152880
Oh hey I drew that!!
Did not think I’d ever see it again or thought anyone cared enough to save it holy shit, I think my original file got deleted but if anyone has the better resolution pic pls post it.
rip garden board men fucking ruin everything

No. 1152967

>>1152907
What do you think the difference is in your opinion? They both seem to appeal to women who are into incel-tier guys with mommy issues. not that I'm complaining. i love pathetic men in media.

No. 1152986

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What's this image mean? If you queef it's soundproof? Smell proof? It's gonna make my pussy cool down every time some air moves when I'm working out? Terrible marketing

No. 1153032

>>1152588
This is how redditors migrated to 4chan. I'd rather that not happen to LC too.

No. 1153042

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Kaitlyn Tiffany STOLE my idea, im in academia and wanted to write one of my papers on the plight of female image boards and how they’re constantly invaded by men but decided against doing so because I didn’t want to bring attention to this place or put myself as a farmer but now i regret it because some stupid libfem bitch is gonna butcher her coverage of this place and other similar image boards. FUCK YOU KT

No. 1153054

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fucking journalist thread is full before i got to post thE ONlY PERSON WHO MATTERS

No. 1153056

>>1153054
my goddess

No. 1153058

I opened up Facebook for the first time in a year or so and I didn't feel that usual existential dread that I usually feel upon looking at other people's posts

No. 1153069

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Me desperately trying to not swipe right on the guy that played me and a couple of other girls two years ago just because he was the best dick I’ve ever had and I’m sexually starved

No. 1153072

I scrolled through the kaintlyin thread to see if anyone posted art of my husbando just in case but nobody did and I'm a tiny bit disappointed but it's ok

No. 1153078

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Made my home screen husbando themed so now I can see him all the time

No. 1153087

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Genuinely laughed at the amount of buttblasted men and pickmes in the comments section of this. Saw it coming a mile away and it's not even a big deal imo.

No. 1153089

>>1153069
Have some standards, nonna.

No. 1153091

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Principia mathematica is the ultimate work of pointless autism that tries to prove existence and fails

No. 1153094

>>1153087
OT but she's absolutely gorgeous. I don't get why pickmes get so mad when they see men doing stuff for women but they'd be willing to do those stuff for their men, if they had one.

No. 1153095

>>1153087
Jeez the way she is posing is so creepy, but it's true, if we hold them to some standards men will have to meet those standards and they will become better, if we hold them to no standards they just become worse

No. 1153099

>>1153087
>>1153094
I was just gonna say the same, she is really really pretty

No. 1153105

>>1153094
I would never touch a man or woman's toes if we took a walk the moment before, shower first

No. 1153118

>>1153078
Very cute!

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No. 1153177

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I've had a drawing of abbacchio pinned to my pinboard in my room for years, I just put it there because I liked it but I realized maybe I should put my actual husbando there instead, so he doesn't get jealous. P.S. Look at this beautiful image I saw on wikipedia

No. 1153300

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I'm slowly forgetting how to structure sentences. This is my fate.

No. 1153332

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No. 1153337

I'm truly shitposting now in the hospital. God have mercy on my bowels

No. 1153340

>>1153332
youtube keeps recommending me him and his ugly ass brother or boyfriend i can't even tell who's even uglier and balder. he wears a hat in every thumbnail but doesn't make the other ugly baldy wear one too? disgusting it makes me want to vomit in my mouth every time.

No. 1153342

>>1153337
oh god it's liquid

No. 1153347

>>1153342
the toilet paper is a torture device

No. 1153349

>>1153340
Their vids are a guilty pleasure of mine. Think I need an autism assessment.

No. 1153381

>>1153332
Needs a good ol slap on the head.

No. 1153411

I wish my country sold those sanitary pads where they just give you free sanrio shit with your purchase.

No. 1153413

All men look ugly with make up, they should just stop

No. 1153420

>>1153413
I personally like some eyeliner like ancient egyptians or glam rockers had

No. 1153423

every time i go on someone’s profile and their bio is something like “Lia, 25, they/them, trauma/bpd/adhd/autism/clinical depression/generalised anxiety disorder/schizo/suicide attempt on the 6th of november/body dysmorphia/aspergers/disabled” i feel like i just got punched in the face. Get a fucking personality beyond your mental illness jfc

No. 1153429

I've always had painfully pain lips, started taking birth control for endometriosis a few months back and now my lips are a nice pale pink shade? Let the pussy blood flow upwards I guess

No. 1153431

>>1153429
Pale, nonnies, pale lips!!

No. 1153433

>>1153429
Stuff like this happened to me too because my periods were so heavy and I was anemic. On bc I didn't lose even a 10th of the blood I normally did so I could actually build up iron reserves and get decent circulation and other benefits. Inb4 iron pills- i already had a prescription, doesn't do shit

No. 1153448

>>1153433
Iron pills are a meme, they just ruin your disgestion and your body can hardly make any use of it, you just shit it all out. Eat a steak or some liver, thats actually bioavaliable .

No. 1153464

>>1153423
I was looking on someones insta yesterday and they had the most textbook autistic interests. If autism had it's own insta account that would be it. Nowhere on their bio mentioned it though and I kinda respect that. I've often looked on accounts that list it and like… I can already tell. Let the tism speak for itself.

No. 1153466

>>1153464
>textbook autistic interests
Give me some examples nonna

No. 1153467

>>1153466
Adult man collecting kids toys including baby dolls, not even a gay dude, retro toys, current toys, goes to car boot sales (flea markets) and buys a dozen toys at a time. All his tshirts feature some sort of old comic book design or cartoon design. About half of his collection is sonic shit. Even his hair and beard screamed tism. In his thirties.

No. 1153489

>>1153433
I have a thyroid condition as well so it would make total sense for me to be anemic but I only have slightly lower iron than most, I have some added in my special damn vitamins I have to eat for other shit but I don't know if it has made that much of a difference. I am just gonna be thankful for non pallid lips haha

No. 1153513

>>1153448
NTA, but I haven't eaten red meat or any meat for that matter in over a decade and my hb count is 9.6mmol/l, which is quite high for women afaik. Iron pills aren't great, but these deficiencies seem to be more down to the individual than that every woman has to eat red meat.

No. 1153548

I'm about to get two years worth of depressed hermit hag hair chopped off, please god let this do something for me

No. 1153559

For anons here who take iron pills, did you take heme iron supplements or just the regular ones?

No. 1153567

>>1152157
…Are you retarded? That post said "past the 80's action figure cartoon era". I.e. after those shows.

No. 1153578

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No. 1153614

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because of a reply i read on kaitlyn's thread about sealanon (i was not previously familiar with her) i remembered a certain post on CC
is this her?
found here https://crystal.cafe/b/res/75005.html#75082
age closely matches up with this post of hers on 4chan
https://desuarchive.org/cgl/thread/9439249/#q9439416
i got the handle from the compiling screenshot which can be found here
>>1152014

No. 1153615

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Learning to drive a big car is annoying and makes me nervous but I want to be a big car girl solely for the fact that I think the contrast of short midget girl and big giant car is funny. I feel like maybe I should stop pursuing specifics in life because I think they're funny but what's the point of living otherwise if not doing shit for stupid reasons kek

No. 1153617

>>1153413
men can look great with kohl on, especially good looking middle eastern men

No. 1153619

>>1153413
Women are naturally pretty, but scrotes need all help they can get.

No. 1153623

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Just imagine having to make sexdolls for deranged scrotes. I wish someone would put a landmine inside a few of those, or at least chili inside the fake vagina.

No. 1153624

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I've been watch shows to get inspiration for what I should crochet for the post apocalyptic world in my head, and I'm realizing that ponchos would be great to have in the apocalypses. They could double as a blanket during the night, or just an extra layer when it's cold. However, if you're in a zombie world then this would be a bad idea because they can simply grab the poncho.
I think I will start making my poncho in late summer or fall so I can have it for winter.

No. 1153626

>>1153623
oh my fucking god

No. 1153628

>>1153624
I have this XL thick wool poncho that goes down to my knees and it's amazing, like a wearable tent. Make it a couple sizes bigger than you need if you want it to double as a blanket.

No. 1153629

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My pretty, modest hijabi cousin's boyfriend has the most fuckboy-est profile picture on his instagram, he seems to be completely naked showing off his hairy chest and abs, and also has his snapchat username on his bio like… sir, you're 25. I mean, I'm not gonna say anything about this but ugh.

No. 1153633

>>1153623
I can't find any info on it now, but years ago I watched a youtube video about a family that made sexdolls as their family business (it was either sex dolls or those sex-doll like suits that men wear, idk which) I can't imagine doing that alongside my parents and siblings kek

No. 1153643

>>1153087
Good for her. Men are dogs and should be treated as servants
>>1153623
Jfc, these poor women…

No. 1153645

>>1153633
Linkk?

No. 1153647

>>1153624
I feel like a long cloak would be better than a poncho as a blanket.

No. 1153648

>>1153645
I can't find it now, I searched for a while and I'm getting self conscious of my search history lmao

No. 1153650

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No. 1153651

>>1153647
Yeah but I'm not walking around with a long cloak nonna. Even in an apocalypse world, a cloak would be really impractical compared to a poncho.

No. 1153652

>>1153651
Would it? A cloak lets you take your hands out easily where a poncho doesn’t.

No. 1153668

Why am I so horny? It wasn't like this last year

No. 1153676

>>1153668
Yeah me too how old are you? I'm going to be 23 soon maybe we are growing up

No. 1153685

>>1153650
give me this rn

No. 1153686

>>1153676
I'm turning 26 soon. When I was 23 I was content with masturbation. Now it isn't enough. I don't wanna go through all the awkward social interactions needed to have sex…

No. 1153725

Why are so many spam threads getting red texted and locked instead of deleted properly?

No. 1153769

>>1153686
nta but damn it's been the opposite for me. I was absolutely insatiable and had an insane sex drive up until I hit 25 then it just died off.

No. 1153789

Older women are cool because once you go through menopause you don't have to carry around a tampon/pad and remember to replace it.

No. 1153804

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>>1153548
fuck yeah I'm a human being again

No. 1153838

>Be on youtube
>Look up literally anything
>PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED: Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial
>ALSO CHECK OUT LIVE: Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial
I don't care I DON'T CARE AAAAAAA

No. 1153849

>>1153789
Olga come quickly

No. 1153854

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>>1153686
Same. When I hit 25 I suddenly "needed" sex. Still a virgin tho. It's been a hard few years kek

No. 1153855

>>1153849
I'm not in menopause yet so I wasn't triggered by that one. I might even become cool by then

No. 1153874

>>1153854
Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?

No. 1153880

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>>1153854
Me three, although thankfully I only went through this phase for about 2 weeks and manage to purge these thoughts by cooming more than I ever usually do. I am back to normal now.

No. 1153882

>>1153686
>>1153854
samefag >>1153880
But basically if you want to curb this just ramp up the amount of times you masturbate and feel no shame about it. You will get tired eventually.

No. 1153883

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need some food rn

No. 1153886

>>1153838
same… all i use youtube for now is music and cute animals ffs

No. 1153887

>>1153883
I'd rather be recommended these instead of anything related to the the JD and AH trial tbh

No. 1153915

>>1153838
And all of the normies who follow anything surrounding the court case manage to regurgitate MRA talking points kek

No. 1153922

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I hate when I'm going through a food phase and it's something that's incredibly sugary. This week it has been cookies, and instead of eating actual meals I've just been making a fresh, delicious, soft chewy cookie every time I get hungry. 3 cookies a day is not alright and it's not nourishing.

No. 1153923

>>1153922
diabeetus

No. 1153929

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>>1153883
I just watched one of these and the comments were straight up roasting her… Kinda feel bad this person might have autism and or is coping with something?

No. 1153931

>>1153769
I had nothing until I hit 24, now it's insatiable. I just ended my last fling which was the best sex of my life so im grieving. There better be better sex out there or i'll kms

No. 1153936

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Serious question.no Shrek poster answers Do you have any art on your walls at home nonas? What is it? I need inspiration

No. 1153937

>>1153929
i think it's an mpreg fetish or something

No. 1153939

>>1153923
That's why I hate it. Anyway, I'm making oatmeal now, and I later I will make buttery broccoli.

No. 1153941

>>1153936
I have some band posters, I put them in frames I get from the craft store. I also have prints of vintage ads, some paintings by local artists I found in thrift stores, and some of my own art of just simple stuff like my cats.

No. 1153946

>>1153936
I have some photos of friends and family and some production art from shows I enjoyed as a kid.

No. 1153955

If a child hits me, I'm going to hit them back and that doesn't make me a bad person. People should teach their kids to have manners, otherwise someone else eventually will.

No. 1153960

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I sense my period will be coming soon. I've been craving a burger, fries and chocolate brownies for days now.

No. 1153969

>>1153960
I wonder if we crave high caloric foods to make up for nutrient loss? What did ancient women crave on their periods?

No. 1153978

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Only reason why I don't have a bf is because none of these scrotes are on my level. I'm way too witty and hot, and they're intimidated by my intellect. My sense of humor is too advanced for their little brains. My taste in music is too refined for their underdveloped senses. It's not because im awkward and don't shower every day. It's the men who are wrong.

No. 1153979

>>1153955
..why are you even thinking of kids potentially hitting you like when's that going to happen. That seems as random as me planning what to do if a squirrel falls out of a tree right on my head.

No. 1153984

>>1153958
If you thought it was bait, you wouldn't have even replied retardina.

No. 1153985

>>1153984
nta but what do you think those images are made for?

No. 1153993

>>1153979
If a squirrel fell out of a tree and onto my head, I would beat them up too.

No. 1153996

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>>1153978
so true sister me too!

No. 1154001

>>1153960
I was supposed to get my period over a week ago and it never came. Idk what happened. I'm def not pregnant.

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No. 1154006

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LOOK you fucking retard. This is the last time I will explain it to you.
Thunder only happens when it's raining and players only love you when they're playing. Got it?

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>>1154003
Keep accusing me of being a scrote and you'll be next

No. 1154031

I got back in touch with an old internet friend but we barely talk. She keeps posting about feminism on twitter and uses slang that makes me think she's a farmer. I wanna message her about it but I also don't want to get outed in case she doesn't kek. Only thing is I think she's pro SW so maybe she wouldn't hang around here

No. 1154041

>>1154031
>implying half the posters in sex worker's threads aren't their colleagues

No. 1154088

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>>1153838
This shit is so annoying, I've literally never watched anything about either of them but YouTube keeps trying to push those videos on me, especially ones that I assume are supposed to be pro-Johnny Depp, like ones where it says in the title that Amber Heard called Johnny old and ugly or something like that. I don't even think it's the algorithm since I've never watched anything that would trigger those video recommendations. My tinfoil is that there's someone at YouTube who is directly responsible for pushing that shit and THEY MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING A-LOG

No. 1154118

"I like spicy food" is actually code for "I hate flavor".

No. 1154120

>>1154118
so true

No. 1154123

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>>1154118
You are so WRONG but I'll leave you to your wrong opinion…

No. 1154141

>>1154123
I'm not wrong. Spicy lovers are secretly trying to tell us that they do not like flavor. That's why they are purposefully eating food that overwhelms the senses so much that you cannot actually taste the food. They want to burn their taste buds off. They hate good food. I can't say much more because the last time I posted my polarizing food opinions my oven caught on fire, but stay woke anons.

No. 1154142

My bf said he saw a woman who reminded him of me today and when I asked him why he said it's because she yelled fuck off to a man who came up and tried to talk to her kek

No. 1154143

>>1154141
But you can have spicy without it being overpowering maybe you're just a wittle baby

No. 1154146

>>1154141
Spice can give flavor some oomph, though. Spicy foods that actually cause you pain are really dumb and at that point it's more about proving how totes badass you are for eating something that causes you legit pain. Spicy foods are good but like any kind of food it can be overdone or done wrong.

No. 1154148

I ate soooo much of my black bean salad and I feel like a fat but happy baby

No. 1154150

>>1154031
nah lingo from here and similar spaces like FDS has gotten more popular due to tiktok and such but doesn't mean they actually share views. if she's super pro-sex work and posts about decrimininalization (and not the nordic model) then I wouldn't bring it up unless it's clear she's GC.

No. 1154151

>>1154148
Sf, but black bean quinoa salad

No. 1154152

>>1154151
had tofu pistacio couscous salad and same feeling

No. 1154154

>>1154141
You are so wrong and I'm so sorry you haven't tried good, flavourful, and spicy foods.

No. 1154155

>>1154152
>>1154152
These both sound so good, fuck

No. 1154157

>>1154150
samefag if she retweets and follows multiple TERF accounts you might be good, check who she's following. Though if the radfems she's following are more known for posting about other issues (like they are from global south, etc.) then might not be the case.

No. 1154159

>>1154154
>You are so wrong
You are so brainwashed. The spicy agenda has gone on for too long. Big spice needs to go down.

No. 1154160

>>1154146
I like the spicy food that causes pain. For me the relief that comes after eating spicy food enhances the experience, and something something saliva production something capsicum flavor enhancing. It's science ok tastelet

No. 1154162

>>1154159
Enjoy your plain mac and cheese, darling

No. 1154166

>>1154162
you like spicy mac and cheese? is that what you're saying? like maybe if you're using pepperjack cheese or something i suppose but outside of that, why do i want my mac and cheese spicy?

No. 1154168

>>1154162
Nta but mac and cheese is actually good tho

No. 1154169

>>1154162
Because the opposite of spicy food is plain mac and cheese. Get a grip.

No. 1154171

>>1154162
fuck these tasteless losers, spicy mac and cheese is so good.

No. 1154172

>>1154171
>spice-enjoyer calling someone else tasteless
KEK

No. 1154173

>>1154171
how are you making this mac and cheese spicy? please don't tell me it's some kind of sriracha thing.

No. 1154177

if you ever see an anon reply to other anons within a second it's probably me avoiding coursework and procrastinating.
i want this suffering to end already

No. 1154182

>>1154169
>taking posts on the dumbass shit thread seriously
You might want to take your own advice

No. 1154186

>>1154182
I'll never take advice from people who like spicy food. It's a serious mental illness. you're the only one taking this seriously

No. 1154191

>>1154173
Spicy cheeses

No. 1154193

>>1154191
okay, fair. spicy food mostly still sucks. like, a little spice? okay, that's fine, but people who are like "i love spicy food" are typically people who prefer spice over flavor, and anon is right, this is a pathology.

No. 1154197

>>1154193
Random question but how do you feel about people who dislike vegetables?

No. 1154198

>>1154197
all vegetables? i think that's also weird.

No. 1154199

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A musician that hasn't toured in a long time + did it when I was too young is going on tour again and my dumbass missed tickets going on sale by a day because they don't have an online presence and now the venue near me is sold out. Praying to the concert gods another date is added but it's not looking like it.

No. 1154200

>>1154198
Alright! Based.

No. 1154202

>>1154173
I think you can use cayenne pepper (or just regular peppers, like the ones in pepper jack cheese) to make mac and cheese spicy. I tried it once when I was still buying into Big Spice's lies and trying to convince myself that spice is good. I couldn't be brainwashed like all the other spice sheeple though.

No. 1154204

>>1154202
Kinda sounds like you just can't handle a bit of a runny nose…

No. 1154207

>>1154204
Kinda sounds like you can't handle tasting all the flavors of a delicious meal.

No. 1154208

>>1154207
Okay flavorfag explain how pepperjack ruins the flavor of mac n cheese.

No. 1154209

>>1154208
It doesn't.

No. 1154213

>>1154208
I've already explained it spicetard, scroll up and find it. Spice distracts from flavor since it is a feeling and if you have enough of it then it can completely dull taste. I like to be able to enjoy my food so I prefer no spice.

No. 1154214

>>1154212
LMAO SPICELET

No. 1154215

>>1154212
>since it's a feeling
My headcanon is that you're autistic and thus not open to a little bit of spice because muh sensory issues. Love you nona.

No. 1154216

>>1154215
Are you trying to imply that spice isn't a feeling? It literally is anon. Spice is just a version of pain. Anyway, no I don't have any sensory issues and you can't have headcanons about real people. Ily too though.

No. 1154217

>>1154216
Yes, spice is a sensation and it's a pleasant one. And my headcanon for you is that you're a spicelet with weak, tearful little tastebuds. Get over yourself.

No. 1154221

>>1154216
My other headcanon is that you're a Danofag.

No. 1154222

>>1154217
BRAINWASHED. Plants started being spicy to protect themselves against predators. It's supposed to be a deterrent and if you like spice then you're defective. People who like spice have no room to call anyone's tastebuds weak, you've literally burnt yours off.

No. 1154223

>>1154221
I think he's ugly and we really shouldn't have any husbando thread other than the Adam Driver thread. Driverfags seem cool and they deserve a thread after how they were shunned.

No. 1154224

can we argue about the color wheel again

No. 1154225

>>1154223
Samefag, why do you think I like Paul Dano? I genuinely want to know.

No. 1154229

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>>1154223
You won't convince me otherwise autismoDanofag… I'm onto you.

No. 1154230

>>1154225
That's just my headcanon nonner.

No. 1154231

>>1154229
I only like one real man. I don't want to share him for…personal reasons.

No. 1154235

>>1154222
>implying these spices haven't been selected for tastiness for thousands of years
Also, how do you think sour works? Should we stop eating lemons, limes, pineapples? Sicko.

No. 1154236

>>1154235
Don't even try to compare sour and spice.

No. 1154237

>>1154236
Try eating a bunch of sour candy and then try to eat something else and see if you can taste it properly

No. 1154240

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>>1154237
How much are they paying you to keep shilling spice like this anon? They're not the same, and you won't convince me that they are. Even if you eat something super sour, you can still taste other stuff and it doesn't linger as long as spice. Lemons are in a completely different league from peppers.

No. 1154243

>>1153614
Don't dox Sealanon. She was based as fuck and history will be kind to her.

No. 1154244

>>1154243
She basically doxxed herself with the tapestry shit. No way anons weren't going to stalk her social media.

No. 1154245

>>1154240
You just suck. Maybe if you ate more spice you'd build an immunity but you're probably too scared. Okay I will level that certain spices are not very tasty, especially if they come in powdered form as you will always taste the chalky powder. But spicy peppers of all shapes and sizes are very important and are appreciated for a reason.

No. 1154247

>>1154245
You've ate too much spice, and that's why you have an immunity to flavor.

No. 1154249

so normally my vag doesn't smell like fish (obviously) but for some reason when i wash it there's some weird chemical reaction between vagina and soap that makes it smell like a wet market

No. 1154251

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>>1154249
Don't put soap on your vag, we've been over this

No. 1154261

>>1154251
…you soap the labia, not inside the vagina, stinky

No. 1154263

>>1154249
Some women can't even have any wash or soap near their vagina, just use water to see what happens

No. 1154270

Better yet invest in a removable shower head or a handheld bidet wand to wash your clit and inner labia which is usually the cause of stank

No. 1154272

>>1154270
This changed my life and made periods as well as bad shits easy as fuck to deal with

No. 1154276

>>1154270
Ah, the pussy phone as they call it where I'm from.

No. 1154287

My brother sent me some pictures from prison and whoever he is bunking with is really hot

No. 1154290

>>1154243
exactly how will history be kind to a racist and legitimate neo-nazi?

No. 1154291

>>1154261
still gives me a uti

No. 1154294

I will not fuck my manager I will not fuck my manager I will not fuck my manager I will not fuck my manager I will not fuck my manager I will not fuck my manager I’ll probably fuck my manager I will not fuck my manager I will not fuck my manager I will not fuck my manager

No. 1154296

>>1154272
So true anonnatella. I take bidets for granted because they're the norm where I live but if you suffer from constipation often they're a must have. A. Must. Have. The pressure from the water breaks up stool into watery mush and slides that shit out right away. It cuts down on time and pain. And sometimes "old" blood gets stuck inside in the fourth and fifth days of your period - the pressure of from the water runs into your vagina and then jumps right out with all off the brown stringy stuff. You do it once or twice until water spills out clean and bam! no more old blood. Not to mention you can do this after blood leaks and how easy it makes cleaning; it's not a whole gooey, clotty mess, just one push will clean you run out and make drying with paper towels much easier (because then you'd only be drying water; no blood involved). And you can use a rag and wash it frequently, too! No more papertowels. And when you use it on max pressure it swooshes out those evil little clots too. Not to mention the benefit of washing yourself every time you use the bathroom; you're basically cleaning yourself multiple times a day. There are these portable bidets that I've seen people take abroad, and I heard in America they're used for pregnant woman to clean themselves after birth. They aren't the best because they pressure isn't too strong, and therefore can't swoosh inside and spill out with blood cloths/old blood strings, but it still cleans well. I recommend it if you can't install a bidet for now, but anyone reading this might think about investing in one for the future. Just the thought of having the water cut off and the bidet no longer available to me is torturous. And you could have a heat setting to use during the winter as well!

No. 1154299

>>1154291
You can try using water only wipes, or those formulated with lactic acid and very few ingredients before stepping into the shower.

No. 1154300

>>1154299
Nta but I've never had a uti in my life and I never use soap on my labia, just water. It works for me and it's the recommended cleaning method so I don't really get the panic around women just using water.

No. 1154302

>>1154296
That "portable bidet" is just a travel bottle filled with water that's used to spray. Spraying water in your vag is a terrible idea though. You're getting rid of old blood, but you're also nuking the lactobacillus in there that are already hanging on from the increased pH of the vag from blood during your period.

No. 1154306

>>1154302
Hmm I’ll definitely look into that nonny (to be fair I only use the pressure inside when I’m on my period, most of the time my cleaning duties are on the outside), but I still recommend bidet-less anons to at least consider a bidet. Or using water. Wiping shit dry is a criminal offense.

No. 1154307

It's 4 in the morning and candles are on, I'm sewing, wearing a nightgown and watching orange is the new black. I'm living the life, this is the most relaxing thing I've done in a while. I feel like a movie character or something. I feel pretty.

No. 1154313

>>1154300
I use low pH body wash. She said soap was an issue, so I mentioned a different cleansing method that doesn't involve it.

No. 1154340

What tier of faggot do you think someone's gotta be to spit smoker's phlem into a sink and let it dry there instead of washing it down the drain?

No. 1154344

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I love my grandma but every time i see her I have to fix something on Facebook for her… I don't even have facebook anymore, I don't know why the feed isn't showing up grandma

No. 1154372

i don't draw for two days and feel like i've suddenly become incapable of doing it. charging up my retard brain to do some gestures

No. 1154386

been reading about BBL deaths damn that shit is crazy and sad

No. 1154396

>>1154386
fat embolisms?

No. 1154460

File: 1651204555671.gif (1.21 MB, 480x270, fetch.gif)

Me at all the anons who are shitting up every thread with Kaitlyn tinfoiling and not letting the meme die

No. 1154472

>>1154344
what is this meme trying to say? what does she have to do with this? are they trying to paint her out to be an out of touch old lady? i know she's old but i don't think her character would be out of touch or have poor taste in memes. seems weird.

No. 1154498

>>1154472
It's just a funny drawing portraying her as an out of touch old mom.

No. 1154565

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I think it's so cool that the properties, flavor, texture and color of honey can change depending on what flowers bees decide they want to eat from. I dream of beekeeping sometime in the future, but I understand that they are difficult to take care of and require lots of consideration. This site describes a bunch of different honeys
http://localhoneyfinder.org/TypesAndFlavorsOfHoney.php

No. 1154576

>>1154565
Idk where you are anon but there's local farmers markets that usually have 2-3 stands of actual bee keepers selling their own honey and they will let you try the various types before buying. Wildflower is 100% my favorite and if the jars are too much the ones here also sell cheap .25-1.00 honey sticks. Its nice to support them especially since its good quality.

No. 1154579

>>1154576
Oh no, I don't actually really like honey. I would probably try different types once just to do it, but tbh I doubt I'm going to be buying honey anytime soon. It would probably be rude for me to ask to try their honey without buying kek. I just think what bees do is really cool.

No. 1154584

>>1154579
bees were cool to me until I learned exactly how honey is made

No. 1154585

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>>1154584
kek. kind of gross yeah. pic related, but it's also kind of cute.
>tfw you'll never have a sweet bee partner who stares lovingly at you when you vomit

No. 1154592

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>>1154584
They hate to see a girlboss winning

No. 1154614

>>1154300
Same. Also I heard some people talk about literally scrubbing their asscrack, but that just gave me red sensitive skin. I just use a removable shower head and wash out properly.

No. 1154623

>>1154592
a girlbee

No. 1154635

The rebuttal to the minecraft bee trans meme will never not be funny to me

No. 1154637

File: 1651213896906.png (5.52 KB, 275x183, index.png)

I consider it necessary today to speak about the totalitarian, authoritarian, disciplinarian and overprotective parents of lolcow Bryan Dunsheng See documented by ComicsGater and alt-right Nazbol Analog Devolved and their actions in controlling their autistic son.

I will begin with the identities of Bryan's parents. His father is KH See (born in the 1950s) and his mother is Wong SK (born in the 1960s). They believe the stuff from Something Awful through JustARandommer, whose parents are suspectible to right-wing conspiracies and QAnon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JustARandommer
https://www.reddit.com/u/JustARandommer

As well as Koncorde (AKA UK BatteryIncluded, who got Bryan banned from ModDB) and Analog Devolved.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Koncorde
https://www.reddit.com/u/Koncorde
https://www.moddb.com/members/koncorde

Since 2020, Bryan's parents begin parroting statements from BatteryIncluded (AKA Rowan Forest) who left Wikipedia in 2019, thus becoming a monster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BatteryIncluded

I would like to say: Bryan's parents are leftist and authoritarian.

No. 1154642

File: 1651214134179.png (1.49 MB, 1480x2059, 2021-05-14-16-57-04-922369.png)

Damn, you're just as bad as Bryan's disciplinarian parents.
You've been doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed.

So the resistance against the Red-Brown Alliance did it's first blow?

Bryan has realized that my evil is all-encompassing and has secretly been plotting to dox all of us and put our information on 4chan.

Which is why I had the foresight to switch to another email address.
It was him lmao. Doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed

Not really big news, but this clown tried to reset my password 4 hours ago on KF. How do you know it was him? They seem utterly obsessed.
Change your email you've been doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed by Bryan.

Bryan knows my true identity.

If any of you are having trouble accessing the Red-Brown alliance north korean web portal DM me here and I'll provide you my email and addresses in Pyongyang and Moscow.

Be careful comrades. Bryan knows who we are. We've been doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed.

I think I'll have to leave the Red-Brown Coalition in shame after being doxxxxxxxxed by Bryan. I'm really desperate and destroyed, a broken man. I still have an arranged marriage ahead of me, and if my bride's father finds out about my involvement in R-B C he could call it off and I'll have to go back fishing on social media.

I tried to distance myself from my doxxxxxxxx by changing username (I payed 20 $ each time) But everytime Bryanigger updates my doxxx. I feel devastated and powerless. How did Byan doxxxxx me?

The Red-Brown Allaince trembles at the name of Bryan See. Just as planned. This Red-Brown Coalition is truly terrifying.

Bryan is back online and posting our doxes on 4chan again.
He's still trying to crack @NerdShamer's email account and claims to have succeeded.

Bryan knows ill be the president of the United States thanks to kiwi farms and Wikipedia. He's trying to take down the farms and has created another sock account "Assdiamond69" in honor of agent @StreetGangsta. He's also keeping close tabs on @Adamska, @randallfragg, and @JamalActimel.

"ANALOG DEVOLVED DOXXED" -Bryan

Not today Bryan, not today. My power over the internet is absolute and I have Antifa guards and far left socialists like Putin and North Korea's Kim Jong Un protecting me. On GAB. And 4chan. For the now banned and burned dox of Ali. Even IF you managed to dox me, known homosexual and possible troon faggot would come flying in a hail of extinction which I would be safe from in my private Phobos-Grunt space station.

I told you that my Red-Brown coalition agents were on GAB. And 4chan. You tried to tag my agent Scottish republican guard against me. That clearly will never work.

Damn you Bryan you WILL accept information on 4chan regarding my division soldiers in the VN-4 APCs absolutely pwning the pro-democrat anti-socialist anti-Mortal Engines Movie protesters in Venezuela:

Bryan has figured out that we were secretly behind the capitol riots. He claims Null orchestrated the riots on my behalf and sent the global moderators along with @Battlecruiser3000ad to Washington DC to liberate the capitol and establish a socialist utopia.

Bryan links a bunch of kiwi profiles and DOXXXXXXXXXXXX information on 4chan. Beware frens, he knows who we are.

BRYAN please don't include me in your posts, if my mom finds out I was at the Capitol she will shut down my computers and feed me meds, which would have disastrous consequences for the events to come.

Too late. You're doxxxxxxxxxxed. He knows you were there and is exposing it.

@Adamska @Randall Fragg @NerdShamer @Battlecruiser3000ad @JamalActimel @Large (who will surely kill for penis pictures!) And @LoverofPi (Pamela swain hates them!) Are all doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed by Bryan! Beware! Bryan is trying to get a photo of you to dox you to his western democracy friends.

Russell has already been doxed by Bryan and he's trying to get my info.

When shitposting goes too far.

Oh Sigs, you poor bastard. You so ironically predictive shitposting magnificent bastard.

If it were any other poster, i would laugh my balls off at the massive irony of you saying this only to shitpost in such a legendary manner you got v&'d by the Feds as well as force n00l to feed you the banhammer only 2 months later.

But it this case, it warrants a :semperfidelis:instead. Carry on my wayward son. (however, i am still laughing my balls off. i'm sure you will understand.)

Good god this thread was a helluva ride.

One thing it convinced me of…

There is a Red-Brown Alliance.(schizophrenia)

No. 1154644

>>1152986
Late but that should mean you should be able to swear normally while wear whatever clothes this is.

No. 1154645

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No. 1154646

File: 1651214383943.jpg (40.57 KB, 640x595, tumblr_def981da688ce6263931f80…)

the fact that Yakuza is far from one of SEGA's most Rule 34 generating franchises says a lot about our society. on the other hand, does anyone really want to see Majima inflation? I have already found art of Kiryu the yakuza getting vored by Kiryu the kaiju (thanks DuckDuckGo).

No. 1154656

A guy fell off his motorcycle right outside our window (he’s ok, it’s a calm street and several people came to help him out).
Boss: “Huh, that looked like it hurt”
Me: “He seems ok at least, so it’s probably fine”
Boss: “Bikes are fucking dangerous, he’s probably a dad too. Fucking idiots shouldn’t ride bikes if they have kids. What a bastard.”
Me: “How do you know? Do you know him?”
Boss: “Never seen him, I just hate parents that do dangerous shit like riding motorcycles”
DUDE DID YOU SERIOUSLY RILE YOURSELF UP OVER YOUR OWN HEADCANON ABOUT A COMPLETE STRANGER

No. 1154693

>>1154656
Signs your boss might have a KF account

No. 1154713

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No. 1154715

I got an idea, if I could make drawings of their characters for D&D nerds then I could draw fantasy warriors which I like, I could get money which I like, and maybe we could be friends so I could get out of the house a little; but how do I find a group of nerds to bully into paying me money for drawings? I can't just walk into wherever they play those games and tell them I'll draw for them. I don't wanna sign up for playing with them because I don't wanna play. I overheard someone at college saying he plays but I think it would be weird to just start talking about D&D out of the blue. Maybe I should join a group on facebook about D&D and advertise myself; but most importantly, do the players even want to pay for drawings of their characters or would they get angry at someone advertising?

No. 1154721

>>1153614
The consequences of listening to Bladee and Bones.
But I remember she either made a seal thread or posted about seals there like she did here.

No. 1154722

File: 1651221079992.jpg (122.23 KB, 518x816, thechaos.jpg)

I, for one, think the English language is in desperate need of a spelling reform.

No. 1154723

i want a neet or part time working friend i can text at random and pick up to go out for food, buy pre owned movies, movie theatres, walking around malls, arcades, thrift stores, parks, farmers markets, and maybe playing some games if we own the same console. everyone i know is working more than 40 hours so i never see anyone anymore fuck. dont care if i have to pick her up and pay for the food.

No. 1154726

>>1154723
Why not try the friend finder thread anon?

No. 1154727

>>1154723
I wish we could be friends lol

No. 1154777

>>1154722
Yes I agree

No. 1155032

File: 1651240328432.jpg (451.54 KB, 1232x714, 1651239963197.jpg)

Me and who else

No. 1155044

>>1154723
I'd also be your friend

No. 1155061

File: 1651241443621.jpg (52.11 KB, 827x368, Tumblr_l_54166558433238.jpg)

>bored out of my mind
>can't take nap
>nothing to snack on
>too hot outside to go for a walk
what to do nonnies

No. 1155066

>>1155032
I'll join you, nonnie!

No. 1155099

A while ago I posted about how hard Nutella is to spread lately.. the cheapo lidl version of it is real easy though.

Life hacks for weaklings.

No. 1155101

>>1155061
Order something if you can?

No. 1155111

File: 1651245087823.gif (595.38 KB, 500x281, download (31).gif)

Holy shit

No. 1155113

Someone said 'have a good weekend!' to me just in passing today and like… I'll try. I'm so weirdly isolated and pathetic that the smallest things like that hit me. I don't do shit on friday nights. I don't do shit at the weekend. I don't do shit.

No. 1155117

>>1155113
have a good weekend nona

No. 1155128

>>1155117
Peer pressure.

No. 1155131

do you anons remember those youtube videos of screen recordings and a little stick man or something would come to life and start crushing and damaging the folders and other icons and stuff?

No. 1155145

I hate seafood but I wish I didn’t so I could be an autistic pescatarian like a tv character I like

No. 1155160

>>1155131
Yes!! Animator vs. Animation it was called

No. 1155162

File: 1651248340448.jpg (458.08 KB, 2560x1280, Jack-White.jpg)

That Arrow de Wilde thread reminded me that Jack White exists. I think he'd be an AGP if he were younger, probably one of those themby AGPs. I enjoy his music but man he's got such an empty stare.

No. 1155167

File: 1651248670204.png (28.19 KB, 1460x107, sad day.png)

nooo they deleted the smurf fanon wiki page for sex noooooooooo

No. 1155168

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>>1155167
why did they do it i'm so sad

No. 1155179

Fat people make the best lasagna

No. 1155181

>>1155179
and the best mashed potatoes

No. 1155184

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No. 1155188

>>1155184
i am waiting to fuck godot

No. 1155193

>>1155184
i will fuck mugen and make him a single father

No. 1155196

>>1155193
why mugen over jin

No. 1155204

>>1155196
i have a thing for unhinged vulgar (2d) men

No. 1155207

I'm slowly getting higher from this edible and I made plans to meet strangers which has now fallen through, and now it's like do I get dressed up to go out on my own? Should it be a big take myself to a restaurant thing with makeup and a dress or just a quiet walk with makeup and a dress? Do I stay in and watch a film I've been meaning to (power of dog or something) but feel a little lonely because I do this most weekends and aimed to get out? Do I meet an available friend who'd kind of kill my good mood but we can wander around the city at night? Should I be needy and call my FWB for oral? I say needy because I decided I wouldn't contact him this time and I don't want to cave but damn it's sounding mighty appealing.

No. 1155208

>>1155184
ichiban my stupid dildo
i want to touch him in a place and in a way that makes him feel uncomfortable

No. 1155211

ok now all we need is for someone to fuck eric andre

No. 1155216


No. 1155219

>>1155216
someone has to take one for the team

No. 1155221

>>1155219
You Will.

No. 1155226

My favorite hairstyle is the bun that is just a low ponytail that hasn't been completely pulled through the hair tie.

No. 1155227

>>1155207
Don't take a walk dressed up all alone. Go wear something cozy and go take a stoned walk and if there are clouds, look at them. They will become 4 dimensional and more detailed than you ever thought possible.

No. 1155237

I have a pair of boots and a jacket on hold for me at my one of my favourite stores and I’m excited about it.

No. 1155248

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>>1155226
It’s my favorite style too, I always think of it as the “hair dye sample ponytail” kek

No. 1155259

>>1155226
Who knew being lazy with my hair would make me chic. Ty nona

No. 1155262

>>1155248
I miss touching these at Kmart

No. 1155275

>>1155237
oh man nonners…i love when you have that one jacket that can elevate any outfit, and a proper pair of boots, real stomperinos that just add some edge to an ensemble…yeah…i can see it now…

No. 1155285

How much of a red flag is this particular guy that I know
>loves MCU
>loves marvel and dc in general
>had previously collecting funko pops
>sold most of them but he still has a few in boxes
>posts on reddit
>obsessed with sonic
>smokes weed every day
>listens almost exclusively to new wave and dad rock
>wears nail polish
>had told me that he wanted someone to do his makeup for him
>has thought about getting one ear piercing

No. 1155289

>>1155285
>obsessed with sonic
there's your first and only red flag

No. 1155298

>>1155101
too expensive. I ended up giving in and went to the store to buy ingredients to make vegan tiramisu, just to get home and realise I don’t have enough sugar kek
oh well, healthy tiramisu it is.

No. 1155304

>>1155285
Autist, soon to be troon

No. 1155305

>>1155285
>capeshit faggot
>funko faggot
>sonic
That one's egregiously bad
>new wave and dad rock
This is probably best case scenario for a guy's music taste
>wears nail polish
RUN
>someone to do his makeup for him
AWAY
>ear piercing
Whatever
I deduce that he is going to troon out and if you get with him he will begin to skinwalk you and use you to buy him clothes and makeup and do all of the transitioning work for him, then he will leave you for another troon with a deteriorating penis

No. 1155307

>>1155285
essentially all of these are terrible but
>wears nail polish
>had told me that he wanted someone to do his makeup for him
takes the cake for me

No. 1155318

>>1155289
only if male

No. 1155324

>>1155167
>scouring the smurf fan wiki for 'sex' entries

PEAK AUTISM

No. 1155326

File: 1651256436135.jpg (33.11 KB, 900x900, channels4_profile.jpg)

>>1155324
that's me!

No. 1155328

>Clicks /g/
>Scrolls to try to find a thread where I asked about a video game
>Wtf why is there so much stuff here on sexuality and makeup
>Realize I'm on /g/
To be fair the danofagging on both boards makes me always forget where I am kek

No. 1155336

>>1155208
blease make a new husbandoposting thread i want to molest Ichi so bad……

No. 1155342

Lesbians must have higher self esteem in general because they don't deal with scrotes. Every lesbian I know has a healthy well-adjusted self image while me and every other straight girl I know feel like shit from years of being negged by men we fuck.

No. 1155356

>>1155326
That cat is so fucking smug…

No. 1155373

>>1155336
The thread in /g/ is still open.

No. 1155402

>>1155305
>>1155307
Ayrt, those particular details (nail polish/makeup) set off alarm bells for me as well, I think marginally moreso than the mcu/dc/sonic shit. Objectively I totally understand the troon out worry but he miraculously still identifies as a straight man even after being a (male) sonicfag for years. He's also strangely active and outdoorsy for an autismo sonic/capeshit/funko popfag. Maybe I've been brainwashed though kek.
>>1155304
Oh he's definitely autismo. No denying that.
>>1155289
He's obsessed with sonic in like a normal way (idk any other sonicfags so I'm not sure if liking sonic normally is even a thing lmfao) he doesn't assign them weird sexualities or gender identities and he's never made any weird sexual coomer jokes about the female characters. He did tell me that he thinks that Luigi is the submissive and Daisy is the dominant in their relationship completely unprompted (he's also a big nintendo fanboy). Which was pretty autistic. God, now that I wrote that out I can really see the troon shit. Fuck.

No. 1155404

>>1154713
Why don't her cows have udders… Someone should redraw this with Elsie though.

No. 1155424

I love doing stuff on excel, especially organizing information or something. Excel is so handy with so many tools! Counting repeat terms, organization, math functions, etc. It sucks that I'm slow as hell on it, but I enjoy using it kek

No. 1155426

>>1155402
>identifies as straight male
So do most troons before they become le heckin valid transbianerinos.
>likes the outdoors
So does The Tranch
>obsessed with sonic in a normal way
No such thing. Just because he doesn't assign them sexualities doesn't mean much. Chris-Chan didn't assign weird gender headcanons for Sonic characters

No. 1155468

File: 1651265022427.jpeg (10 KB, 225x225, 31ce726703afd6d6bfff153ac5a043…)

Please… I have an uncontrollable urge to draw tf2 smut rn, but I have no inspiration. Would some kind nonny by any chance have some prompts? (preferably for Medic, Sniper or Spy) I'll post anything I eventually make in some appropriate thread.

No. 1155476

>>1155468
can you draw sniper holding someone's panties in one hand and sniffing them and touching himself if you want to, god my heart is going to burst out of my chest thinking about it though

No. 1155478

File: 1651265471936.gif (4.33 MB, 224x224, Tumblr_l_78026816598458.gif)

>>1155298
samefag. The filling for the tiramisu didn't come out as good as the last time. Someone left the pantry door open and the dog ate half of the cake. I'm just gonna throw away the filling, eat the cake and pretend nothing happened.

No. 1155484

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why does he have so few good fanart pieces

No. 1155500

I understand men will fuck anything so this is a personal issue, but when I think about the effort I would have to partake in to have sex it's a no from me. Truthfully for me to feel sexy ill need a few regular weeks using the body brush exfoliator and id also have to shave and I just can't see me doing that rn.

No. 1155502

Nonna's.. I think I might have found my Nigel. We have the same values and morals, are both equally awkward yet relaxed and have the same sense of humor. I really hope it works out, I was at his home last night and we spent half the night bitching about trannies lmao, if such a thing as a male terf existed he would be it. And he has a great relationship with his parents (especially his mom) which is just so endearing.

No. 1155504

>>1155476
HOLYYYY
i'm gonna go take a nap so i can dream about this thanks nona

No. 1155509

>>1155502
I'm jealous but also happy for you- don't forget us Nona!! I hope all works out
>>1155478
It still sounds yummy, eat a piece for me nonni

No. 1155512

>>1155502
I hope it works out nonny, but stay sharp. Had a man I thought was my nigel like you but then found him looking for cp.

No. 1155515

>>1155342
Straight girls are scary as fuck, I had a cis girl make out with me and then turn around at the party we were at to ask if they found it hot and then kept making out with me. She then proceeded to try to bag every guy that tried to hit on me because it was "her party, her choice". Straight girls need to be stopped !

No. 1155516

>>1155502
How tall is he

No. 1155517

>>1155515
>cis girl
¿Por que?

No. 1155519

>>1155515
>cis
Get out

No. 1155520

>>1155512
Holy shit like on his computer or phone? I hate men.

No. 1155523

>>1155517
Whoops my bad Bonnie's. I swear I'm a woman, I meant to say hetro

No. 1155534

>>1155520
Laptop. I reported his ass the police and they helped me make a report to get a warrant. But then I had to continue living with him and pretend everything was normal so they could gather info and he wouldn’t destroy any evidence.

No. 1155537

>>1155504
Sweet dreams I think I'm gonna draw it myself too, regardless

No. 1155542

>>1155534
That's terrifying Nona, I hope you're long out of that situation now- blessings for your service

No. 1155544

File: 1651268090092.jpg (93.15 KB, 1080x580, Ellen timberlake.jpg)

Why does Justin Timberlake look like Ellen Page in Timbaland's Carry Out video?

No. 1155546

>>1155542
It was the hardest thing not to deck him and kermit every time I saw a child, he touched me, or I had to smile at him.

No. 1155548

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No. 1155577

>>1155509
Thank you so much ♥ You will find your Nigel some day too, I promise nona! And you don't need a man anyway, a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!

>>1155512
That's so disgusting, I'm so sorry that happened to you nonna. I hope he gets caught or you turned him in, piece of scum.

>>1155516
I think 1.75 cm (could be wrong though), all I know is he's decently skinny and a little bit taller than me and that's all that matters to me haha! I don't like tall men, I always feel like i'm talking to my dad or something. Skinny troonhating family-loving manlets for the win!

No. 1155583

>>1155275
Right? Jackets and boots are my weaknesses. I just love picturing what I'm going to wear with them, and all of the ones I have go with basically any outfit.

No. 1155646

This Music Video aged like fine wine.

No. 1155647

File: 1651280484789.gif (2.28 MB, 340x258, dale-gribble-koth.gif)

Just because you have their attention, doesn't mean you have their respect.

No. 1155650

>>1155548
w-who is this sexy man

No. 1155651

>>1155468
>>1155476
Ok so I made a drawing… Where should I post/link it?

No. 1155653

>>1155651
The husbando thread in /g/

No. 1155654

>>1155285
Like 6 of those are already gigantic dealbreakers by themselves.

No. 1155660

File: 1651281865986.gif (227.07 KB, 128x128, 1646334476414.gif)

>>1155653
posted Why am I feeling so fucking embarrased now ahahahh

No. 1155661

File: 1651281932739.jpg (215.76 KB, 500x454, Hellmouth.jpg)

Hellmouths are so fucking cool. I'd bet it'd make a sick tattoo Id get it right above my gooch so whoever is brave enough to go down there knows what they're getting into

No. 1155662

File: 1651281955839.gif (4.8 MB, 480x640, female-chad-female-gigachad.gi…)

>first fatties!!

No. 1155669

>>1155662
You're 998 posts late fatty

No. 1155671

>>1155669
She means she's the first stacy to post here.

No. 1155675

>>1155671
still 998 posts late

No. 1155676

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No. 1155682

>>1155676
I'm surprised how well the long hair and beard suit him

No. 1155696

I made it to the John Waters Trailer Beer Barbie Heroine thread by mistake and almost dropped my phone. I had to cover it with one hand as I scrolled to safely get back to OT. That shit is like a vortex into the cyber abyss, thousands of ant colonies grasping on everything. They’ll suck you in too.

No. 1155698

>>1155696
I had to read that 3 times like a high level chemistry textbook

No. 1155701

>>1155671
>>1155669
Nah i just think whoever posts that phrase all the time is hilarious and a stacy

No. 1155703

>>1155698
Nonna, I just saw her again on the main page and my god some nonnies on this website need to use the spoiler image button. I hope they get reported.

No. 1155711

File: 1651293035426.png (99.34 KB, 540x540, tumblr_5f1440231fcfabd5fa08007…)

Anons, I'm not into buying Adoptables/Closed species, but I found a really cute closed species that is making me obssesed. Currently I don't have much money, but if I had, I would buy one character just to support the artist and her adorable designs…

No. 1155753

File: 1651299066072.gif (984.52 KB, 496x375, original (1).gif)

I swear you're going to see me on the news one day. If it's terminal, what's the point of behaving myself? Other wise I'll do it when I'm an old lady anyway. I'm this close to losing my last fuck.

No. 1155761

I found this video on how to absorb textbooks, it's useful, but the guy talking looks like he'd be a sleazy nightclub owner in the 70's or something and it just seems so random

No. 1155777

>>1155761
Hell yeah thanks I gotta study

No. 1155831

My phone was made obsolete by my cell phone carrier so I sold it but I miss the phone so much I think I'm going to buy one and switch carriers, fuck I wish I never sold mine.

No. 1155838

Will people judge me at work if I have old healed self harm scars? I want to wear short sleeves now that it's getting warmer. I'm not sure if they're too noticeable, they're like a white colour. Should I hide them with concealer?

No. 1155842

>>1155838
Yeah, I think trying the concealer would be a good idea

No. 1155846

>>1155838
Does your work require you to interact with clients, or only your coworkers? If the latter, I'd just go as I am, they will be seeing your forearms every day and definitely stop thinking about anything that is on them beyond the passing first thought; from my experience concealer will not stay perfect all day no matter what and you'll just draw more attention in doing this big extra thing; not to mention your own personal discomfort of having to be mindful if it's still ok etc. If you work with clients though, it's better to be more careful.

No. 1155851

>>1155846
Yeahh I work retail. I just try to act like really normie at work lol

No. 1155899

The way this autistic scrote is yelling has me crying

No. 1155907

I'm absolutely convinced that a lot of male gynecologists only choose this profession to make women feel bad about their bodies and shame them.

No. 1155908

>>1155899
>enters roundabout incorrectly
>drives on opposite side of the road pissing off an oncoming driver who he yells 'sorry' at
>blows through red lights
>isn't paying attention to the road at all
>not even good footage of the tornado bc all people hear is "OH GOD OH GOD IT'S VIOLENT IT'S COMIMG RIGHT AT US!!"
And surprise surprise, the tornado is a big nothingburger anyway. Autistic men are so dramatic.

No. 1155910

>>1155907
Hell, go on ahead and expand that viewpoint anon. Most men are in the medical profession because they're control freaks who get a high off shaming and telling women what to do with their bodies. It's the ultimate authority trip. From personal experience, this trickles down all the way to base positions like EMTs. The med world is dripping with misogyny.
Now here's an even funner thought exercise: Consider all the sociopath surgeons who are in charge of women's bodies with life or death consequences.

No. 1155911

>>1155899
thanks for sharing this I had a kek as well although I would likely be yelling too if I witnessed something like this

No. 1155917

>>1155899
Kek nona ever seen the cloud guy?

No. 1155928

>>1155908
>tornado is a nothingburger
uhhh anon did you not see the devastation it left behind or?

No. 1156006

>>1155682
me too I want to sex him

No. 1156009

File: 1651328259462.jpeg (41.04 KB, 396x318, C9316B3B-7B53-4187-82FD-ACF5C1…)

I searched the whole internet and only found 2 instances of someone saying Matthew Hussey is hot. Wtf. So I’m here to say what we all already know but apparently are ashamed of. Matthew Hussey as HOT. I don’t give a shit about dating but I’ve seen a lot of videos because he is damn fine.

No. 1156016

>>1156009
He's a scammer and a fraud that dates barely legal girls.

No. 1156018

>>1156016
Who did he date? Anyway he’s still hot sooooo..

No. 1156027

no more men. no more men. NO MORE MEN!!!!!!!!!

No. 1156028

>>1156018
Lul get some standards u retard

No. 1156029

>>1156009
flattering pic. he's not hot in other pics

No. 1156030

File: 1651330248776.jpeg (462.27 KB, 750x729, 6197A45E-7FB7-442F-9E0D-E81EC0…)

Dammmmn you’re looking fine as duck got a vato trippin and shit cuh

No. 1156031

>>1156030
puro vato loco raza

No. 1156034

>>1156030
por que estoy rodeada de puros vatos así? me dan asco

No. 1156038

>>1156030
i did laugh but this gave me PTSD
>>1156034
kek

No. 1156041

>>1156028
I didn’t say I would date him. Unlike certain brainlets I can recognize that someone is both hot and not a great person. Or in this case, a stranger since I don’t know anything about him I’ve just watched some videos.

>>1156029
He was mega hot the whole video and around the time it was made but I was just looking at new pics and yeah he’s not as sexy as this pic.

No. 1156042

>>1156030
lookin like fat jafar

No. 1156186

>>1155676
NTA, this is no reply of substance. He reminds me of that interview guy from Hunger Games – is it him?

No. 1156206

My sister is a zoomer and active on social media and stuff, I am so glad she has not been influenced into becoming a snowflake, pronouns in her bio woke person. She makes me laugh as she is a primary school teacher and when she said for the boys to line up and go into the outdoor area one of the girls always gets up and leaves too, but it turns out the girl just wants to leave first not that she thinks she is male which she is thankful for kek. She said she and her ta said they can imagine this one kid to refer to themselves as they/them when they are older kek. I am just glad that not all of this generation is so dumb and annoying.

No. 1156235

Do you have any website auto suggestions when you type "x" into the bar at the top of your browser? I went through every letter, and that's the only one that doesn't have anything for me.

No. 1156255

File: 1651338407864.jpg (261.5 KB, 1009x1024, steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net…)

I swear it seems like I'm the only one on the internet who remember what femboy used to mean, like before it was plastered across the tags under every video of asian transsexuals on coomer sites like XHamster, the term "femboy" started out as an evolution of the emo/scene boy look into a less gothic style more suitable for everyday wear/work casual, as emo/scene got less popular along with guitar music in general, around 2009-2012 As that stuff died off some of those bishit and femfag guys, on sites like MySpace and the then-ubiquitous Tumblr, realized they liked some of the androgynous/proto-softboi elements of the style and incorporated that into what became known as the "femboy" look. Pic related is from halfway through that process where you can still see some of the emo/scene roots; Eagle Summers was one of the big propagators of the term during this period. Then Raven Shadows started transitioning iirc to avoid twinkdeath, and Andreja Pejic who they'd all been idolising came out as not only being a TIM but having had SRS too & DIY'd cypro since she was like 15, which made a lot of people who thought you could continue to look that fem as an adult AMAB natty realize oh shit, life isn't an anime and you actually age and shit, but what really bugs me is the way people talk about "femboys" these days, as if it was a current porn-sick zoomer phenomenon, when I now it wasn't, this wasn't that long age either it was was around 2011=2015ish when the original femboy aesthetic existed

No. 1156256

>>1156255
vidrel was from almost a decade ago

No. 1156287

File: 1651339783263.png (37.75 KB, 165x165, DFA106E5-CE32-480B-9694-E84E63…)

>>1156030
soy un chico gordo

No. 1156290

>>1156287
ascoooo por favor quita esa mamada YA

No. 1156294

>>1156290
kekkk i did not imagine spanianon responding to my obvious google translate

No. 1156295

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No. 1156309

>>1156287
¿Cuál es su discapacidad?

No. 1156337


No. 1156343

>>1156255
I didn't know all that, thanks for the history lesson anon. I agree "femboy" didn't always mean what people insist it does today, I always just thought of it as a term for androgynous/effeminate men rather than proto-trannies

No. 1156357

File: 1651343001616.png (353.46 KB, 566x1019, Oil_Paint_Stu_Pickles_Walking.…)

I want him

No. 1156363

>>1156357
mmm yes i rewatched all grown up not that long ago and i want to fuck Stu

No. 1156364


No. 1156367

bump there's cp

No. 1156368

>>1156367
Ugh this is still happening?

No. 1156371

File: 1651343748589.gif (97.84 KB, 514x384, 3fea616741573f40c1f67413f8aa67…)

>>1156363
Bump, be careful scrolling pls

No. 1156379


No. 1156430

>>1156371
I want chocolate pudding

No. 1156476

File: 1651347238243.jpg (123.35 KB, 500x375, E4Mn8OyVcAIcOOD.jpg)

>>1156371
Based Stu. He was making pudding for Angelica because she's a boss and her mom is too.

No. 1156482

File: 1651347863779.jpeg (69.02 KB, 748x477, 70C4DE66-27B4-43EF-8978-73BCF9…)

Girls night!!

No. 1156490

Grew up in an autist household where food was beige and all vert safe/same-ish. I just bought myself mangos for the very first time and I felt so lost upon seeing the insides of them. One had some weird shit going on inside and the other wasn't ripe yet. New horizons

No. 1156496

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>>1156482
Do you allow girls who are slightly retarded looking but still cute?

No. 1156498

Damn I've never suffered from an ED but I've wondered at times if I am bordering on binge eating when I snack on like a bag of chips, box of Gushers, and Reese's Big Cup in like 45 minutes on top of whatever meal I ate that day but my god, I just looked at a MyProAna thread with photos of the girls' binges and uh… I am definitely not that. God damn.

No. 1156499

I want to force every girl posting "uwu men are so good and pure i love men" type of shit on social media to spend just one hour looking at porn subreddits. That'll heal them from their pick me retardation.
places like r/gooncaves make me want to pull of a female elliot rodgers.

No. 1156501

>>1156494
They will just cope and say it’s all “dark humour”.

No. 1156505

>>1156490
>food was beige and all vert safe/same-ish
Hmm…elaborate? could you post a pic as an example?

No. 1156509

>>1156505
It was pretty much meat, potatoes, bread.

No. 1156511

>>1156509
the Dutch are autistic

No. 1156515

>>1156499
>uwu men are so good
The most offensive thing a person can do is make a sweeping statement that generalizes men.. except of course when it's this shit.

No. 1156563

File: 1651350398306.jpeg (73.57 KB, 828x186, 7F6B8FC0-6740-4CFA-B4DB-9F7196…)

I saw this post and all I could think was, “it’s not Latinas, it’s digiorno” in the stupid jingle.

No. 1156593

>>1156563
lotonos

No. 1156596

>>1156593
Letenes. Because we’re milky as fuck.

No. 1156624

I didnt even know we had a woke thread. Why are these threads appearing one after another? Is this kaitlyn tiffany doing research?

No. 1156632

>>1156624
Please stop being so schizo, making threads on an imageboard is literally normal, or else how do we have the consoom thread, things I hate thread etc they are one of the newest threads in /ot/ believe it or not (check the date of their first one)

No. 1156634

>>1156624
have you never made a thread on here before anon

No. 1156636

>>1156009
literally who? he has jimmy neutron hair

No. 1156637

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No. 1156638

>>1156287
dios mio, la creatura

No. 1156643

>>1156632
It's obvious I'm talking about very specific threads, why are you so pressed? They're just written in a very weird way and they come one after another about very specific topics since that woman showed up. I know making threads is normal and thats not what this is about, now stop calling people schizos you fucking dense autist

No. 1156652

>>1156643
I made those threads for fun, happy now? I do it all the time, the first husbandofag and retarded shit thread are also mine

No. 1156653

>>1156652
I've made more btw I'm just not going to admit shit for the sake of anonimity

No. 1156669

>>1156638
I don't speak Spanish at all, but I think I'll start incorporating this into my day-to-day usage whenever I see someone unpleasant, thanks.

No. 1156670

>>1156652
For the record, I was thinking about the threads in snow and wasn't even criticizing the woke thread. I was just curious but you all taking it as a personal attack

No. 1156695

>>1156643
Nona I mean this from the bottom of my heart when I say please touch grass. I am a schizochan too and being online all day on LC has been bad for my paranoia and conspiracy tendencies but fuck it is not good for your brain. Just relax and go with it

No. 1156699

>>1156669
please please record yourself saying it, I love it when foreigners try to pronounce Spanish

>>1156295
"Mamada" here means something like "shit", as in "remove that shit now". That anon is probably mexican

No. 1156703

>>1156695
I'm not on LC all day.. from the bottom of my ass, please fuck off

No. 1156705

>>1156632
>>1156695
nice try Kaitlyn Tiffany, reporter at The Atlantic covering online community / internet culture

No. 1156717

>>1156670
I also made those nonna

No. 1156738

I wonder if Kaitlyn Tiffany will write that article after all?

No. 1156743

I decided to wear a skirt today, and god I should really do this more. It's super comfortable (except for when it rides up and I have to adjust it) and it makes my booty look nice. Also feels more like I'm airing everything out.

No. 1156752

>>1156738
I hope she hate-lurks the TIM threads and peaks like the rest of us

No. 1156763

File: 1651360039490.jpg (219.58 KB, 1600x1200, xdcfvbh.JPG)

What's this called in your language? In mine it's a fox.

No. 1156774

>>1156763
Hand puppet. It's also a hand symbol for some sorority or fraternity here in the states, I don't remember which though.

No. 1156778

>>1156763
Llama llama cheesecake llama

No. 1156801

>>1156763
wolf/dog

No. 1156802

Whats a quick fix for constipation

No. 1156807

>>1156802
Chugging warm(!) water helps me often.

No. 1156808

NOTICE

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No. 1156813

>>1156802
Gulp down some oil, any oil. A spoonful of coconut oil, I assume you don't have any meds, sugar free gummies or stool softeners.

No. 1156819

I'm gonna miss the Courtney thread pic rip

No. 1156824

>>1156819
I feel like we’re having a streak of good threadpics lately

No. 1156871

>>1156624
>Mentions woke thread
>>1156670
>Says she didn't mention the work thread

Dumb nonny

No. 1156883

One time an anon on here told me that I deserved as much as love and care as any other girl, and just because I had cammed and been like that in the past didn't matter and it made me cry. It's so corny but I just never thought about it and it hit me and I cried pretty hard. I'm tearing up writing this, I'm so dumb.

No. 1156931

>>1143222
What makes people adopt animals on a whim? My friend just sent me a pic and her & her mans randomly adopted 4 rabbits. Like what the hell, who does that? They've never talked about getting rabbits or wanting them, they know next to nothing about caring for them. I mean I don't either lol but I'm not gonna go buy several rabbits just because "omg so cute!". Bitch got a whole ass attitude when I was like "why so many? Thats a lot to care for. & you gotta pay to get them fixed bc theyre mixed sex" and her response was "why does anyone care? Its my and my mans responsibility no one else's. Who cares if its a lot?" Like giiiirl maybe because its odd for people to adopt several animals on a whim?? Lol cant imagine what a crap shoot her apartment is going to be a few months from now, dumb ass.

No. 1156947

File: 1651370776681.jpeg (528.22 KB, 1920x1084, B13BD3C9-9376-4E64-9A42-9E7663…)

Daily reminder! Killing, abusing, gaslighting and hurting men in any way shape or form is absolutely under no condition a bad thing, you should always do your part and inflict any sort of pain you can on a man, physical or mental, it is 100% morally justifiable and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! Do your part today and make a defective Y chromosome haver suffer.

No. 1156949

>>1156947
Based queen

No. 1156963

File: 1651372033870.jpeg (70.59 KB, 828x809, e347ba4a-baf4-49c9-8391-becab6…)

>>1156947
Truer words have never been spoken. Have a great day ahead wise nonnie!

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No. 1156984

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No. 1156989

>>1156984
Go back

No. 1157006

File: 1651374479227.jpeg (119.03 KB, 563x619, 4A429364-11DD-4BF3-AF5B-1CBF02…)

Would you adopt?

No. 1157009

>>1157006
in a heartbeat

No. 1157011

>>1156883
You're not dumb, and that anon was correct.

My dumbass shit for tonight is that I have never and will never give a fuck about post-2010 gender issues and never learned any of the stupid fucking gender and sexuality math terms. It's dumb teenager shit that started on Tumblr and now it's packaged sold to people and they eat it up. It honestly reminds me of those annoying Disney-obsessed adults that have always pissed me off. I kinda feel bad because people can't really help it if they're too retarded to not get meme'd into this identity labelling bullshit but it also kind of disgusts me that so many people are so weak and willing–jumping at the chance, to rigidly define themselves and others based on the flavor of the week literal special snowflake issue. I know this isn't a hot take at all on LC but it feels good to finally say.

No. 1157015

File: 1651374925293.jpg (81.15 KB, 778x614, Screenshot 2022-04-30 201447.j…)

>>1156947
kek
have you seen the lifetime movie about her? it's so bad it's good

No. 1157024

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No. 1157031

File: 1651375560977.gif (239.79 KB, 245x225, C64DB3E1-F13A-4517-8A47-E734E1…)

>>1156984
>”hehe yes kill all men!!!”
>few minutes later in the vent thread
>”so I just realized my boyfriend never washes or wipes his dick after taking a piss and he shoves it inside my mouth and for some unimaginable reason I let this go on and even move in with him. i’m here to gather as much sympathy as possible even though it’s entirely my fault for putting up with such a trash human being!! hehe i suck pisscocks”

you twig bodychecking bitches shake and tremble trying to order something at mcdonalds don’t play with me like this kek you will never be jodi arias.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1157034

Jodi's mother, when asked:
>Have you been able to visit Jodi at Perryville Prison? How is her attitude?
>Yes, I’ve visited her twice at Perryville Prison. Jodi is always happy to see us. She is the type of person who is constantly cheerful. She has many projects going on all at the same time. Currently, she is organizing a library for the unit she’s housed in and is busy asking all of her friends for books to help her stock up the library for fellow inmates in the Lumley Unit.
Altruistic queen

No. 1157039

>>1157031
It's not that deep, salt-chan

No. 1157041

>>1157031
It's the dumbass shit thread, get over yourself.

No. 1157042

File: 1651376019431.png (322.51 KB, 510x451, 64364326.PNG)

>>1157031
I just love how edgy bitches love to generalise everyone other than their own ((unique)) selves. Not everyone is dating a toxic freak like these wannabe yanderes.

No. 1157043

File: 1651376085654.jpeg (57.67 KB, 826x576, 08A72D66-FDA5-4E15-91B4-F303E6…)

I wonder if I’m gonna lose my new job when the economy crashes. I’d be stuck paying astronomical rent for my studio in a 12-month contract with no income to cover it.

No. 1157044

>>1157031
It's actually weird how obsessed you are with that anon who said she didn't force her moid to wash his dick. Like I get that it's gross, but the way you constantly bring it up is making you look like a sperg. You're not the Stacy you think you are when you come in here to shit on other women.

No. 1157045

File: 1651376120524.jpg (164.38 KB, 1080x1199, Screenshot_20220416-171920.jpg)

Ex posted this on main

No. 1157048

>>1157043
That is a huge boner

No. 1157050


No. 1157053

>>1157042
let me guess you’re dating a respectful man who happens to browse 4chan? you’re not like the rest! kek ok anon, the generalizations are true because there is nothing that’s inseparable between farmers. you are all the same stinky ass garbage, it’s like narcissus looking into the fountain, that’s the only ounce of tolerance towards each other because you are all exactly the same

No. 1157056

>>1157053
You don't have to project like this anon

No. 1157057

>>1157044
No I’m absolutely done trying to console anons who do this. If you attract that kind of man, you are the same amount of desperate crap that no one else wanted. At least be honest to yourself and stay single. I’m not supporting you for your retarded decisions and attention hogging

No. 1157058

>>1157053
calm down elliot

No. 1157059

File: 1651376731830.jpg (124.36 KB, 750x715, a3943bb2f873316f92c7d16b4e620b…)

Ladies let's not fight on this perfect night for lovemaking

No. 1157064

>>1157031
>>1157053
so which snow thread is yours?

No. 1157065

File: 1651376964766.jpg (53.1 KB, 700x689, FFo1CIEUYAIMc48.jpg)

>>1157031
um. ok.

No. 1157067

>>1157031
what do you expect from lonely farmers who were cheated on by their moids who now glorify some schizo murderer because they think its cute and cool?

No. 1157071

>>1157067
You might just write a whole fanfic and call it a day

No. 1157072

>>1157057
No one asked you to kek just ignore the post and move on instead of being a freak about it.

No. 1157073

File: 1651377190086.jpg (291.15 KB, 1400x1922, unnamed (8).jpg)

>>1157067
true but this idiot is praising jodi arias too. jodi arias is not a friend to women and she is a very sad person. while i don't condone travis' behavior and he definitely got what was coming to him fucking with an obvious crazy person and continuing to lead her on knowing she was stalking him and shit, she wasn't based and she is just an opportunistic asshole with fake allegations used to weasel her way out of the death penalty. it's not based. aileen was based. wendy maldonado was based. not jodi.

No. 1157074

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No. 1157076

>>1157073
Travis Alexander was pedophilic

No. 1157079

>>1157073
It's the dumbass shit thread.
>aileen was based. wendy maldonado was based.
Very true nonnie

No. 1157080

>>1157076
based on the phonecall, you mean? her allegations about wearing little boys underwear was bullshit. he was pedophilic insofar as every other average male is. he wasn't really saying the 12 year old thing in a hot way necessarily. it was extremely awkward. he was extremely awkward and really didn't want to be on the phone at that point and was fading out anyways/half interested.

No. 1157081

>>1157073
That makes no sense,what you described sounds very based.

No. 1157082

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I haven't grown up and I refuse to kek

No. 1157083

>>1157079
yeah it's the dumbass shit thread but i'm tired of pretending jodi was based. it's all over the board and in serious threads. if you want to ironically say it because she was a hottie that killed a guy and travis was trash, ok, but she was and is a habitual liar.
>>1157081
yeah i don't appreciate her false physical abuse allegations trotted out at the last minute.

No. 1157084

>>1157080
Oh yeah, I forgot you were there

No. 1157086

>>1157067
jodi is such a fucking retard. she landed her ass in prison and let her name get slandered by tryhard true crime moids all because she’s obsessive, so basically we’re celebrating this woman who will never see the light of day or get her life back over one worthless man she could have forgotten about? killing men is not even worth it, they should be ignored and left to rot. he may be finally dead but look at what happens to these women who finally execute their own justice? not even worth an adjective, not worth saying “kill all men” for, not even worth acknowledging or venting frustration knowing you can’t do anything about your oppressors. anons here will never be as crazy or impulsive as jodi arias you will go back to sucking the piss off your moid’s balls or writing paragraphs about how much you adore your pet sperg, incredibly sad

No. 1157088


No. 1157089

>>1157086
There she goes with the piss again, it's so weird. It's an actual obsession. Piss-dickchan I'll call you.

No. 1157093

>>1157089
who? the anons typing in lowercase are all different here.

No. 1157094

>>1157084
yeah i'm not believing a liar that keeps coming up with obvious crap after the fact, and ONLY after she fails a) come out innocent, and then b) escape the death penalty. watch the fucking trial, holy shit. should she have broken his shit and made his life a living hell? yes. but not made false allegations to bitch out after she repeatedly begged for death thinking death would never be on the table.

No. 1157095

>>1157086
Why are you getting so triggered over "kill all men" posts?

No. 1157096

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No. 1157097

>>1157073
it’s the saddest coping mechanism ever. they will never take any action or find meaning outside of men whether it’s negative or positive. the reality is that no woman is a good friend to a woman, you are always a placeholder until a scrote comes along and finally their lives become “complete” because men resemble the power that most women will never even come close to and then they get rid of their “feminist” attitudes. it’s so fucking annoying and hypocritical, they have no interest in actually changing patriarchal hegemony they just want to bitch and whine and then get in bed with their oppressor.

No. 1157098

>>1157095
nta but its very elliot rodgers like behaviour and honestly its just cringe

No. 1157100

>>1157096
they literally are from what i can tell. unless two are the same but i'm only >>1157094 >>1157083 >>1157080 >>1157073, not >>1157086 or >>1157067 >>1157053 >>1157031

No. 1157101

>>1157083
>but she was and is a habitual liar.
Ok and? Literally the only thing males do when they open their mouths is lie, idgaf if she lied, girly did what she had to do.

No. 1157102

>>1157098
>i-i actually have to stop dating men and find a meaning OUTSIDE of dating and associating with men

yes stop riding that dick it can’t even make you orgasm to begin with

No. 1157103

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>>1157082
Ya see because I said my favorite food was "ass" and I named my best friend "butts"

No. 1157104

>>1157101
Who hurt you

No. 1157105

>>1157098
I think caping for cheating pedo moids and crying about kill all men shitposts so hard you start insulting the entirety of farmers, to be much cringier if you are a woman.

No. 1157106

>>1157097
i mean, i'm all for female separatism but lbr, the majority of women aren't going to actually do it and want a companion and someone to fuck. if they can maintain a relatively based outlook despite that and don't take men tooooo seriously, cool. but jodi isn't based. there are tons of women who murdered men who deserve it that weren't cringe liars. i don't appreciate false allegations because it makes it harder for all abused women, especially in high profile cases.

No. 1157107

It's really weird that anon thinks every lolcow user is a shitty person who can't stand up for themselves, and we all have boyfriends who don't wash their dicks, but she somehow feels exempt from that. Strange. Almost smells like projection.

No. 1157108

>>1157102
You can have all of that anon if you actually get your fatass off the chair. Women are allowed to be empowered in their own lives and have fulfilling relationships. Who would have thought.

No. 1157109

>>1157107
Bingo nona

No. 1157110

>>1157101
She’s a psychotic narcissist who flips her words and lies. She does not give a fuck about women or even hated men as a whole, if she did then she would have massacred even more, she was an obsessive ex and killed him and now her sorry ass is in prison KEK that’s your epic girlboss?

No. 1157111

>>1157067
>>1157031
Hilarious how you guys just made random ass assumptions from a borderline shit post I made inspired by seeing misogynistic shit in the reddit hate thread kek. Stop projecting onto me though I would never ever let a man touch me or even get close to me, have fun with your moids that are totally better than that anon’s moid, im sure that’ll turn out great for you.

No. 1157112

>>1157108
i mean tbh she's right. dick just doesn't make us cum and it's uh, why should we even expend energy in helping men fuck us? if they can fuck well, they can fuck well with no input and make it a point to actually make us cum. they don't care about our pleasure though and that's the issue.

No. 1157115

>>1157112
>they don't care about our pleasure though and that's the issue.
again, keep coping for having only dated toxic men

No. 1157116

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No. 1157117

Oh I can smell that defected chromosome from here.

No. 1157118

>>1157110
this, seriously. again, there are actual based female murderers, tons, who actually deserve the praise. jodi is not one of them. ironically, only, at best.
>>1157115
um wtf? the majority of men really don't care about our pleasure. how am i to not date a toxic man when they're literally conditioned to be toxic?

No. 1157119

>>1157108
This. I hate this new movement of women who think we cannot find healthy partners and are only able to be strong if we're single or taken the pink pill.

No. 1157120

>>1157108
No you can’t both. Having a relationship of any kind is a hindrance and a serious commitment, the fact that you claim to hate men and then get into a serious commitment with a scrote screams that you cannot imagine yourself single, alone and fulfilled. Putting all the energy when that energy could go to actual female friendships

No. 1157121

>>1157112
Every single woman I know who has a boyfriend or is seeing a guy is deeply unhappy in that relationship for several different reasons, I don’t think i’ve ever met a woman who has been in a “fulfilling relationship” it sounds like some weird ass cope, most people who I know dating men are just more stressed all the time from shit their scrotes do, it’s sad.

No. 1157122

>>1157121
Happily married anon here who also has female friends and a comfy job. Don't believe this lie that all relationships are useless. My marriage only improves who I am as a woman.

No. 1157123

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No. 1157125

>>1157122
Ok sure

No. 1157126

>>1157119
Feminism should not be for you to vent your frustrations about men until you find “one of the good ones”, that is what I hate the most about r/FDS users. It should be for women that are actually happy to be liberated as single people and away from any restrictive system that includes men. There is no such thing as a good or healthy man, his normality came at the expense of everyone he’s used.

No. 1157127

>>1157125
See? Its impossible to please you schizo autists

No. 1157128

>>1157122
>my marriage only improves who I am as a woman

And what would those things be?

No. 1157131

>>1157127
Probably because most nonnas real life experience tells them otherwise.

No. 1157133

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I just think she's neat.

No. 1157134

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>>1157116
I'm big and stupid

No. 1157135

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No. 1157136

>>1157128
He's helped to pay off many of my debts and was there for me when I lost an organ. He's helped me to finally achieve my dreams of owning my own jewellery business and continuingly supports me and my sick mother. He's always putting my interests above his own while simultaneously working a good paying job. I've finally been able to begin writing my own book thanks to him. You can be a feminist and have an empowering life.

No. 1157137

>>1157126
i don't think it's entirely impossible but it's likely impossible. i won't go out of my way to find a guy but if it happens somehow (extremely unlikely and idc), it happens. if women just want to fuck someone who fucks well, ok, but just don't take it seriously and keep the truth in mind. i say this as someone that is happy to die alone. it doesn't change the fact that i am straight and want a companion who is an awesome person that i'm attracted to, but i'm not unhappy by any means by not having it. it'd just be nice to have, much like, say, a pool, or something.

No. 1157139

>>1157133
Men wouldn't fuck with our lives and emotions so much if we all actually did stuff to them when we snapped instead of quietly collapsing inward and drinking wine.

No. 1157140

>>1157134
I'm really into that

No. 1157141

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>>1157133
Love her

No. 1157142

I can't believe it's Saturday night and you bitches are arguing about Jodi Arias in the dumbass shit thread

No. 1157143

>>1157136
that's great. they can be useful but you also have to be mindful that you might be sleeping with a stranger. it doesn't mean they are entirely useless but for many women, they aren't going to find what they specifically want, and that's ok. you can have a super fun and happy life without men. for women who have severe issues and complications, i can understand why being with men is potentially a more attractive position to be in, but for those of us that don't have issues, we don't need them to be better people.

No. 1157144

>>1157136
So you’re implying that a person who is NOT your husband couldn’t have done any of those things for you? That’s exactly my point that you refuse to realize, doesn’t it fucking startle you that you were incapable of doing some of those things on your own without the privilege of a man? Use your fucking brain already

No. 1157146

>>1157126
Let’s be besties ily

No. 1157149

>>1157139
and that's fine, whatever, it's the lying about having been physically abused that's bullshit. if she nutted up and didn't try to make all other women look like liars when backed into a corner, we wouldn't be having a conversation. she's not a based icon at all.

No. 1157150

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Do you ever just really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

No. 1157151

>>1157136
Unfortunately only few men make good atms, but good for you

No. 1157152

>>1157151
exactly

No. 1157153

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No. 1157155

>>1157144
well I really wanted the help from my supposed best friend way back from uni and she turned around and slapped me across the face by trying to shut down my business and calling me a try hard for wanting to write a book. I tried a lot of those things on my own but meeting my husband provided me with the help and trust that I was looking for all these years while having to care for myself, my debts and my mother. I don't really know what else to say other than I'm really happy I met him and I hope for the same energy for other anons.

No. 1157157

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Frog butt

No. 1157158

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>>1157150
yeah girl I had been on every time I have ever intended was to be it

No. 1157165

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